The Legendary Hero is Dead! In a world of monsters and magic, Sion, the local hero, is on his way to save the world from demons. Well, that was the plan until he fell into a pit dug by a sleazy villager, Touka, and died! After hiding the accident, Touka goes to bed as usual but wakes up feeling…different. Somehow he’s in Sion’s body! Now, the fate of the world is in his hands. What could go wrong? Season 1 E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Narrator     Three years have passed since Sion     the legendary hero sealed the Gates of Hell. [00:22] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:34] sign     THE [00:35] sign     LEGEN [00:35] sign     DARY [00:36] sign     HERO [00:36] sign     IS [00:37] sign     DEAD [01:52] sign     Three Months Later     Central Continent Southeastern Village of Cheza [01:54] Touka     Truly awe-inspiring... [01:55] sign     The Legendary Hero Is Dead?! [01:55] sign     Episode 1 [02:00] sign     Touka Scott     Unremarkable Villager [02:02] Touka     What a gorgeous radish! [02:04] Touka     You really do have the perfect figure! [02:07] Touka     I hereby dub you Katherine. [02:09] Touka     Now, let's dress you up real nice! [02:15] Yuna     Touka! What are you doing? [02:20] sign     Yuna Yunis     His Childhood Friend [02:20] Touka     Y-Yuna?! [02:22] Touka     I-I'm just harvesting radishes! [02:24] Yuna     So why are you putting a stocking on it? [02:27] Touka     Upon finding a radish shaped     like the perfect thigh, any man would [02:31] Touka     feel compelled to put a stocking on it! [02:33] Yuna     You're the only pervert who'd do that! [02:36] Yuna     Honestly! [02:38] Yuna     When you're not lazing around,     you're doing gross stuff like that. [02:41] Yuna     Why'd I have to be childhood friends      with someone like you? [02:43] Touka     What? [02:44] Yuna     The legendary hero is our age, [02:46] Yuna     and he managed to save the whole world! [02:49] Touka     Yeah, yeah. [02:50] Touka     Legendary hero this, legendary hero that.     He's all you people talk about. [02:53] Touka     The Sacred Sword could've     chosen anyone, you know? [02:56] Touka     Besides, his seal didn't hold up for long, [02:58] Touka     and now the devils are back on the loose. [03:01] Yuna     That's why he's traveling     far and wide to slay them all! [03:04] Touka     Cleaning up after yourself ain't very heroic. [03:07] Touka     But I don't care what happens far and wide [03:09] Touka     so long as my own house     and field are safe. [03:14] Touka     And you too, of course, Yuna. [03:17] Yuna     What's that supposed to mean? [03:19] Touka     She might be a mean old nag,     but she's got perfect proportions. [03:24] Touka     Especially those thighs! [03:26] Touka     Those freaking luscious thighs! [03:30] Yuna     The hell are you doing?! [03:31] Touka     S-Sorry, force of habit... [03:32] Yuna     Honestly! [03:34] Yuna     The whole world's in peril,     but that's still all you think about! [03:37] Yuna     Devils could even attack here, you know? [03:40] Touka     Thankfully, I'm prepared for that! [03:44] Touka     Behold my brilliant trap! [03:45] Touka     It'll skewer any devils that enter my field! [03:48] Yuna     That's so stupid. [03:50] Touka     H-Hey... [03:51] Touka     Why's she always gotta take me down a peg? [03:58] Devil     I love humans. [04:00] Devil     I eat humans. [04:02] Villager E     Ah! A devil! [04:03] Villager D     It's a devil attack! [04:07] Yuna     No... S-Stay back... [04:10] Devil     Human. Woman. Looks tasty. [04:13] Touka     Yuna! [04:14] Touka     What do I do? [04:16] Touka     I need Yuna for my future plans. [04:18] Touka     I've gotta rescue her somehow. [04:24] Touka     Oh, Mr. Devil! [04:25] Touka     I've got some tasty meat grilling here! [04:28] Touka     Even a devil has to prefer     a well-browned cut of juicy pork! [04:32] Touka     That's it! C'mon over here! [04:34] Touka     And fall right into my brilliant trap! [04:37] Devil     Gross. I hate pork. [04:40] Touka     So pork isn't gonna do the job... [04:43] Touka     Crap! [04:44] Touka     That expression screams,     "Why are you grilling when I'm in danger?!" [04:48] Touka     Damn it all. I'll have to step in! [04:50] Sion     Get away from her! [04:55] Sion     Are you all right? [04:56] sign     Sion Breydan     Legendary Hero [04:57] Yuna     Th-The legendary hero! [04:59] Villager     It's the legendary hero! [05:01] Villager F     The legendary hero's here to save us! [05:03] Yuna     Mr. Legendary Hero! Thank you so much! [05:06] Sion     I'm just glad to see you safe, Miss Yuna. [05:08] Yuna     Y-You remember me?! [05:10] Sion     Of course I do! [05:12] Sion     It's been three whole years. [05:14] Sion     Have you been well? [05:15] Touka     I forgot this jerk saved     Yuna three years ago too... [05:19] Yuna     I'm so delighted! [05:20] Yuna     I was sure you'd forgotten me! [05:23] Sion     The delight's all mine,     since I get to see you happy again. [05:27] Sion     I just love your smile, you know. [05:30] Yuna     Oh, Mr. Legendary Hero... [05:32] Touka     "I just love your smile," he says?! [05:35] Touka     This piece-of-shit hero is one smooth talker! [05:38] Touka     And Yuna's lapping it up! [05:39] Touka     Hey, Yuna! I also tried to save— [05:41] Yuna     Stay out of this, scumbag. [05:44] Yuna     Go back to your one-man barbecue. [05:46] Touka     What's with the total one-eighty?! [05:48] Touka     I like you better smiling too, you know! [05:50] Touka     After three years, Yuna was     finally warming up to me! [05:54] Touka     This is all that hero's fault! [05:57] Villager C     What's that sound? Another devil?! [05:59] Sion     I'm sorry. [06:00] Sion     I'm afraid that's my stomach rumbling. [06:04] Yuna     W-Would you like to come by my house, then? [06:07] Yuna     I made a bit too much for lunch... [06:09] Sion     Really? [06:10] Touka     He gets to eat Yuna's home cooking?! [06:13] Touka     Not even I've had that! [06:15] Touka     Now they're just rubbing it in... [06:18] Sion     Is that barbecue I smell? [06:21] Sion     I just love meat! I— [06:29] Touka     You gotta be kiddin' me... [06:30] Yuna     No! [06:33] Touka     Th-There's no way the guy     who saved the world just... [06:37] Touka     Yeah, he's dead. [06:38] Villager B     How can this be?! [06:40] Villager B     Without the legendary hero,     we can't seal the Gates of Hell! [06:43] Villager A     What a nightmare! It's the end of humanity! [06:46] Village Chief     We should put Touka on trial     before His Majesty! [06:50] Touka     Now hold on a minute! [06:51] Touka     This was an accident. [06:52] Touka     Besides, I'm the victim here.     He was trespassing to steal food. [06:57] Villager C     Don't make excuses! [06:59] Villager B     You can atone with your life! [07:00] Touka     Ch-Chill out! [07:02] Touka     Let's think about this calmly for a moment. [07:04] Touka     The legendary hero died      falling into a trap... [07:06] Touka     Who'd even believe that story? [07:09] Touka     If a buncha villagers came     to me with that, [07:12] Touka     I'd bet they were the ones who did it! [07:14] Villager B     You're gonna try to pin this on us?! [07:17] Village Chief     No... I'm afraid he has a point. [07:19] Village Chief     No one would believe he died like this. [07:23] Villager B     W-We could blame it on a devil... [07:25] Villager A     Then how do we explain how we survived? [07:28] Villager B     But what other choice do we have? [07:30] Touka     Hold it. [07:31] Touka     There is another option. [07:35] Touka     Now, as far as anyone knows,      he's just missing. [07:37] Touka     We had no part in it. [07:40] Villager B     "No part in it," my butt... [07:41] Villager C     Guess it figures that it takes      a madman to off the legendary hero. [07:45] Touka     What do you want me to do?! [07:46] Touka     All our asses are on the line here! [07:48] Touka     We're just protecting the village. [07:58] Touka     Man, I feel great this morning. [08:01] Touka     Hiding the legendary hero's corpse     must've been really therapeutic. [08:05] Touka     I feel like a whole new man— [08:09] Touka     What's going on? [08:10] Touka     I look like the legendary hero! [08:12] Touka     And on his worst day, no less... [08:14] Touka     Maybe I'm dreaming. [08:17] Yuna     Who could it be at this early hour? [08:21] Yuna     Mr. Legendary Hero?! [08:23] Yuna     Mr. Legendary Hero, you came back to life?! [08:25] Touka     W-Well, actually... [08:27] Touka     I guess I do look just like him. [08:30] Touka     Damn it, why'd I end up with that jerk's mug? [08:33] Touka     Hang on, she's totally into me! [08:36] Touka     That's it! At last, I could... [08:38] Touka     Well, Yuna, I had a favor to ask you... [08:42] Yuna     Will this serve your purpose,     Mr. Legendary Hero? [08:46] Touka     Th-This is... [08:48] Touka     The power of the legendary hero! [08:49] Touka     The power of the world's savior! [08:51] Touka     Now I can put stockings on the luscious     thighs of beautiful girls the world over! [08:58] Yuna     The legendary hero is looking at me     with the most piercing gaze... [09:02] Yuna     He really is wonderful! [09:04] Yuna     Nothing like that stupid Touka! [09:05] Yuna     Though he does smell a little rank... [09:08] Yuna     No, don't say that, Yuna! [09:10] Yuna     Even if he stinks, the legendary hero... [09:12] Yuna     Stinks! [09:14] Yuna     Mr. Legendary Hero,     you reek to hell and back! [09:16] Touka     Calm down, Yuna! [09:17] Touka     What are you— [09:20] Touka     Huh? [09:21] Yuna     You monster! [09:22] Touka     N-No! I'm Touka! [09:24] Yuna     Touka's no monster! [09:26] Touka     I just woke up like this! [09:28] Yuna     Oh? Prove you're Touka, then! [09:30] Touka     Magical Girl Magical Yunarin. [09:33] Touka     That's what you called yourself at age     twelve when you wanted to be a mage. [09:38] Touka     I'm the only one in the village who knows. [09:40] Touka     You even made that lame outfit     you were so proud of! [09:43] Touka     It was hilarious. [09:44] Touka     Huh? Yunarin? [09:46] Touka     Yunari— [09:48] Yuna     Fine, we've established that you're Touka. [09:51] Yuna     So, how did you turn into the legendary hero? [09:53] Touka     No idea. I wish I knew. [09:56] Touka     Seems like my soul got swapped     into his buried corpse, [10:02] Touka     so it must be magic at work. [10:06] Anri     So you recognized my necromancy! [10:07] Anri     As expected of the man     who killed Sion the hero! [10:10] Touka     Who's there?! [10:12] Yuna     It's coming from your field. [10:16] Anri     It's about time! [10:17] Anri     I'm Anri Haysworth the necromancer! [10:21] sign     Anri Haysworth     Necromancer [10:21] Anri     The one who made you Sion the hero! [10:28] Touka     And why did you do that, huh?! [10:30] Yuna     You're still going?! [10:31] Anri     W-Well... I... [10:34] Anri     B-Before I answer, could you please help me? [10:39] Anri     That was a close call! [10:43] Anri     I was dying to see how you'd react when you      woke up looking like the legendary hero... [10:50] Anri     To think you'd anticipate     my actions and set a trap! [10:54] Touka     Sounds like you just screwed up to me! [10:56] Touka     I know jack about necromancers, [10:58] Touka     but I got better things to do     than entertain a child's prank. [11:01] Touka     So go on. Turn me back. [11:02] Anri     This is no prank! [11:04] Anri     You must now save the world     as the legendary hero! [11:08] Sion     What? [11:09] Anri     When I was traveling with     Sion the hero, I made him a promise... [11:13] (Flashback) Sion     If it ever seems my death is imminent, [11:16] (Flashback) Sion     I want you to use your power     to bequeath my body to another. [11:20] (Flashback) Sion     Someone you believe can save the world. [11:24] Anri     Not only did you kill Sion,     you nearly managed to get me too! [11:28] Anri     Someone of your prowess      can surely save the world! [11:32] Touka     You both just fell in, damn it! [11:35] Yuna     Okay, I get it now. [11:37] Yuna     In that case... [11:39] Yuna     I'm coming with! [11:40] Touka     You sure packed fast! [11:42] Yuna     I've always wanted to go on an adventure. [11:45] Yuna     I've got to repay the legendary     hero for saving me... [11:48] Yuna     And you've got to make up for what you did! [11:51] Touka     Sounds dumb. Pass. [11:53] Anri     Oh? You'd rather be punished     for killing the hero instead? [11:59] Anri     Then I'll put you to death, here and now! [12:01] Touka     I-I'm still in the hero's body. [12:04] Touka     A li'l punk like you can't— [12:05] Anri     Your original body is still your true form. [12:10] Anri     This is the Coffin of the Living,     an ancient magic artifact. [12:13] Anri     Your original body is sealed within. [12:16] Anri     The moment I destroy it, [12:19] Anri     your consciousness will expire. [12:23] Touka     I see. [12:25] Touka     If that's how you wanna play... [12:28] Touka     Please, let me save the world. [12:30] Anri     Very good! [12:32] sign     Bellun [12:33] Yuna     Wow! What a bustling town! [12:35] Anri     Bellun is the largest city in the region. [12:38] Anri     We'll prepare for our journey here. [12:41] Touka     You can prepare all you want. [12:43] Touka     I'm still not psychologically ready. [12:45] Yuna     Man up and face facts already, would you? [12:48] Touka     Ha! I can't change my emotions     on a whim like you do. [12:52] Touka     Acting like some tourist right     after your beloved hero died... [12:56] Touka     Talk about heartless. [12:58] Yuna     I'm still totally sad about that! [13:00] Yuna     But the legendary hero said he loved my smile, [13:04] Yuna     so I can't stay down in the dumps forever. [13:06] Touka     Huh, you don't say. [13:09] Touka     Meanwhile, I'll be smile-free until     this whole stupid journey's over. [13:13] Girl A     Look! It's the legendary hero! [13:15] Girl B     What a dreamboat! [13:17] Girl C     He's so handsome! [13:19] Touka     This body freaking rocks! [13:23] Yuna     Look at these cute wands! [13:25] Yuna     I kinda want one. [13:27] Shopkeep     As I'd expect of the hero's companion,     you have a discerning eye. [13:30] Shopkeep     That's our best magic catalyst. [13:34] Yuna     Really? [13:35] Touka     You can't even use magic. [13:37] Yuna     So what? I can get the look down first. [13:40] Touka     If you insist. [13:41] Touka     I'll buy it for you as a gift. [13:43] Yuna     Touka... [13:44] Touka     Shopkeep, how much for the wand? [13:46] Shopkeep     Ten million kruks. [13:49] Touka     W-Wow, only ten million? [13:52] Touka     Anri, how much does the hero's party have? [13:54] Anri     Not that much, for sure. [13:58] Touka     Would you two mind waiting outside? [14:03] Touka     He gave it to me for a thousand. [14:05] Anri & Yuna     What?! [14:06] Anri     How'd you manage that? [14:07] Touka     With charisma that exceeds     the legendary hero's. [14:10] Yuna     This is all we have, and it won't buy     much more than a room for the night. [14:15] Touka     What gives, Anri? [14:16] Touka     Didn't the king pay you     a reward three years ago? [14:20] Anri     Nope. [14:21] Anri     I've never even met the king. [14:23] Touka     Huh? How come? [14:25] Yuna     Is that because necromancy     is taboo or something? [14:29] Anri     Y-Yes... [14:30] Yuna     I thought so. [14:31] Touka     What's a taboo? [14:33] Yuna     A kind of magic that's illegal to even use. [14:36] Yuna     If it gets out that she's a taboo-caster, [14:39] Yuna     she could be executed for it. [14:41] Anri     Indeed. [14:42] Anri     Only our party at the time knows I was     a part of what happened three years ago. [14:48] Anri     Even at your village, I simply watched     from afar so as not to make trouble. [14:53] Yuna     What will we do for our     upcoming journey, then? [14:55] Touka     Leave it to my charisma. [15:03] Touka     Our meal's on the house! [15:05] Yuna     No way! [15:06] Touka     Man, I'm thinking we can do this     without any money at all! [15:09] Anri     That's the man who defeated the hero for you! [15:11] Yuna     You want us to keep relying     on people's goodwill? [15:14] Yuna     We'll be leeches on society! [15:16] Anri     Yes, indeed. That's very true! [15:18] Touka     Then what are we supposed to do? [15:19] Yuna     Let's look for work at the adventurers' guild. [15:23] Touka     You want to take honest work? [15:25] Touka     Well, I think that's a terrible— [15:27] Girl C     Mr. Legendary Hero! [15:30] Touka     Older ladies with luscious thighs! [15:32] Girl C     Want to come by and sample our wares? [15:35] Girl D     You kind of stink, though,     Mr. Legendary Hero... [15:37] Touka     N-Not many chances to     wash up on a long journey! [15:42] Girl C     Oh! Why don't you clean up with us, then? [15:45] Girl D     You know, I've never met the real hero, [15:48] Girl D     and I hear there've been lots     of impostors lately. [15:52] Girl C     Why don't we ask my bodyguard about it? [15:55] Girl C     He said he fought     alongside him once, after all! [15:59] Bodyguard     He does look like the real deal. [16:02] Bodyguard     I'm honored to meet you again! [16:05] Bodyguard     Do you remember the promise     you made me that day? [16:07] Touka     Promise? [16:08] Bodyguard     I requested a proper duel. [16:11] Bodyguard     I'm willing to die here if I have to. [16:13] Touka     Can't say I feel the same, personally! [16:16] Girl C     Go, Mr. Legendary Hero! [16:18] Girl D     Win, and we can all take a bath together! [16:20] Touka     There's no plausible way I can win... [16:23] Touka     Wait, the hero has the Sacred Sword! [16:26] Touka     With this, there's no way I can lose! [16:29] Touka     I'll end this in a minute flat. [16:34] Touka     I'm so limber in this body! [16:36] Touka     I'll show you what the hero can really do! [16:40] Touka & Bodyguard     Huh? [16:43] Touka     My eye! My eye! [16:45] Touka     Why'd the Sacred Sword bend like that?! [16:49] Bodyguard     He's a fake! [16:50] Bodyguard     The legendary hero's nowhere near that weak! [16:53] Girl D     I knew something smelled about this. [16:58] sign     Adventurers' Guild [16:59] Yuna     Honestly! [17:00] Yuna     Where'd that stupid Touka run off to? [17:03] Anri     Miss Yuna! What about this job? [17:06] Yuna     Eliminating devils? And each one's worth... [17:08] Yuna     Three hundred thousand?! [17:10] Yuna     We can slay devils and earn money! [17:12] Yuna     Two birds with one stone! [17:15] Anri     Now shower me with praise! [17:17] Yuna     Of course! What a smart girl! [17:19] Kyle     Anri? Is that you? [17:22] Yuna     Who's that? [17:23] Yuna     Someone you know? [17:24] Kyle     I'm Kyle. [17:24] sign     Kyle Ozment     Former Companion of the Hero [17:26] Kyle     I worked with Anri to save the world. [17:29] Yuna     The Kyle? The scion of one of the continent's     most prestigious families [17:32] Yuna     who made a name for himself as     the legendary hero's right-hand man? [17:38] Kyle     I'm sure you're intimidated     by my noble status, [17:42] Kyle     but feel free to treat me like anyone else. [17:44] Anri     What brings you     to a place like this, Sir Kyle? [17:48] Kyle     I've been trying to track sightings of Sion. [17:51] Kyle     But I suppose you know where he is, right? [17:55] Anri     The legendary hero... [17:56] Anri     is dead. [17:59] Shopkeep     Return my ten-million-kruk wand! [18:01] Citizen A     Pay up, you damn fake! [18:03] Touka     Take a close look!     I'm really the legendary hero! [18:06] Citizen B     The hero doesn't look     that sickly or smell that bad! [18:09] Citizen C     Yeah, he's right! [18:09] Touka     Well, see, there was this curse, and... [18:12] Touka     Stupid Anri! [18:14] Touka     You said my mana would automatically     restore my zombified body! [18:18] Touka     But I'm obviously rotting! [18:21] Touka     Plus, I've got the Sacred— [18:24] Lord     Replicas I've confiscated     from impostors like you. [18:29] Lord     To discourage further copycats, we should     make an example of you with a life sentence. [18:34] Lord     Maybe a death sentence would be more apt. [18:35] Touka     Hell no, it wouldn't! [18:37] Kyle     I implore you to wait. [18:39] Girl E     Lord Kyle?! [18:41] Girl F     The legendary hero's companion? [18:42] Lord     Well, well! Lord Kyle! [18:44] Lord     What brings you here? [18:45] Kyle     I have business with an old friend. [18:47] Kyle     He's the real deal. I'd like him released. [18:50] Lord     Please, my lord. His appearance and     behavior suggest quite the contrary... [18:55] Kyle     Shall I show you the proof? [18:59] Touka     You saved me! [19:01] Kyle     Anri filled me in on the situation. [19:02] Kyle     Hold the Sacred Sword     and visualize a giant blade. [19:06] Touka     A giant blade? [19:11] Touka     What the hell?! [19:12] Bodyguard     That's the true Sacred Sword! [19:15] Bodyguard     When we fought together, his sword     would swell to massive proportions [19:18] Bodyguard     and he'd nail the devils all at once! [19:20] Person     I've seen it too! [19:20] Lord     That means this man is the real— [19:21] Person 2     Me too! [19:24] Villager 1     It's drooping. [19:24] Villager 2     It wasn't bendy when I saw him fight... [19:25] Touka     What now? [19:27] Villager 3     Maybe he is a fake? [19:27] Kyle     What the hell is that? [19:29] Lord     It seems that he is a fake, after— [19:31] Yuna     Hold it right there! [19:33] Yuna     If he slays more devils     on this quest than anyone, [19:36] Yuna     that'll prove it, right? [19:38] Touka     Wait, hang on. That seems kinda— [19:40] Crowd     Yeah! [19:42] Lord     Interesting. [19:44] Lord     Let us have him prove himself, then. [19:48] Touka     Over twenty devils have been sighted?! [19:51] Touka     I don't stand a damn chance! [19:52] Yuna     What do you want from me?! [19:54] Yuna     This was the only way     to get them off your back! [19:57] Anri     Sir Touka, all journeys contain trials. [20:00] Touka     And also, [20:02] Touka     I wanna know why I'm rotting      and my sword went flaccid. [20:06] Anri     I see. [20:07] Anri     The chosen one's mana determines     the Sacred Sword's strength. [20:11] Anri     You'll also require mana     to maintain that zombie body. [20:14] Anri     This leads me to one conclusion... [20:17] Anri     You have a miserably limited amount of mana. [20:21] Touka     But I'm in the legendary hero's body now! [20:23] Anri     Nay, mana derives from the spirit. [20:26] Yuna     That makes sense. [20:27] Yuna     Touka's worthless soul     means he has piddly mana. [20:31] Anri     I was careless... [20:32] Anri     I assumed the man who slew the hero     would have plenty of mana! [20:36] Touka     M-Maybe it went flaccid     because I'm too awesome! [20:40] Anri     In that case... [20:41] Anri     This is a magic crystal. [20:43] Anri     They're typically used in spellcasting, [20:46] Anri     but if you grip one tightly, [20:48] Anri     it will shine according to the holder's mana. [20:52] Kyle     That light suggests     the highest possible level. [20:55] Touka     Hand it over. [21:01] Touka     I don't think it's working. [21:02] Kyle     No... [21:03] Kyle     There's a faint light in the center. [21:05] Yuna     Sad. [21:06] Anri     Very well... [21:07] Anri     Sir Touka has a mana level of 1,     akin to a baby's. [21:11] Yuna     What about mine?! [21:13] Anri     Yours is level 2, akin to a child's. [21:16] Yuna     No way! [21:17] Kyle     This is a rather grave turn of events. [21:20] Kyle     It's bad enough to be a poor combatant, [21:21] Kyle     but at this rate, you'll just keep rotting     until you're a mere skeleton. [21:25] Kyle     Thus, I propose... [21:26] Kyle     Why not let me play     the legendary hero instead? [21:29] Touka     That's a great idea! [21:32] Touka     Then I can go back to my body! [21:34] Yuna     He'd be a million times     better at it than Touka! [21:36] Anri     No! [21:37] Anri     I won't accept Sir Kyle     as the legendary hero. [21:40] Touka     But shouldn't the job go to     the guy who wants it? [21:44] Kyle     You're still angry about three years ago? [21:47] Yuna     Did something happen back then? [21:49] Anri     No. That is unrelated. [21:51] Anri     The legendary hero's successor must be     capable of saving the world. [21:55] Anri     One of you managed to slay him. [21:56] Anri     The other could never best him. [21:59] Anri     If I must gamble, I choose the former. [22:00] Touka     Seriously, it was an accident! [22:02] Kyle     In that case... [22:04] Kyle     If I slay him now, will you accept me then? [22:08] Touka     Huh?! [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Impostor E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Kyle     In that case... [00:02] Kyle     If I slay him now, will you accept me then? [00:07] Touka     Huh?! [00:10] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:22] sign     THE [00:23] sign     LEGEN [00:23] sign     DARY [00:24] sign     HERO [00:24] sign     IS [00:25] sign     DEAD [01:38] sign     Episode 2 [01:38] sign     The Legendary Hero Impostor [01:39] Touka     Slay me? [01:40] Touka     I'm already a zombie! [01:42] Kyle     There are two ways I can end you. [01:44] Kyle     First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy     your head, where your astral form dwells. [01:50] Kyle     Second, destroy your original physical form. [01:53] Touka     None of this makes any sense. [01:55] Touka     Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel. [01:57] Touka     Give him the legendary hero's body. [02:00] Touka     Anri! [02:03] Kyle     Forget it. It was just a joke. [02:06] Kyle     I thought a little act like that     might get Anri to give in, [02:10] Kyle     but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled. [02:12] Kyle     You leave me no choice. [02:14] Kyle     I'll fight in your place     on the quest tomorrow. [02:16] Touka     You mean it? Thanks, man! [02:19] Touka     You're way more understanding     than someone here! [02:22] Kyle     Don't be rude, now. [02:25] Kyle     Anri and I remain united     in our desire to save the world. [02:29] Touka     Kyle... [02:29] Yuna     Lord Kyle! [02:31] Touka     Boy, what a nice guy. [02:34] Touka     The journey ahead will be a breeze. [02:38] Touka     Is that what I'm supposed to think?! [02:40] Touka     That snotty brat didn't     even try to back me up! [02:43] Touka     If I don't do something,     I'll still wind up dead! [02:47] Touka     I'll just have to take back my body. [02:59] Touka     I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta     find a way to return to normal! [03:07] Touka     C-Calm down, man! [03:08] Touka     Now's not the time to get distracted by those*! [03:11] Touka     Focus, man! Focus! [03:17] Touka     Yup, nothing makes thighs*     look their best like stockings! [03:21] Touka     That's one job well done. [03:23] Touka     I'll have sweet dreams tonight. [03:26] Touka     Wait, dumbass! [03:28] Touka     You're here to get your body! [03:33] Touka     A burglar? Probably not... [03:38] Touka     Kyle? [03:39] Touka     Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?! [03:43] Touka     No, the other one?! [03:44] Touka     He's into little girls?! [03:46] Touka     Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero! [03:52] Touka     What's he want with the necklace? [03:56] Touka     No way... [03:58] Touka     He wants to kill me after all?! [04:05] Kyle     A trap, eh? [04:09] Yuna     Wh-What was that?! [04:12] Anri     The protection spell I cast     on the Coffin of the Living activated. [04:16] Anri     Someone must have tried to take it. [04:19] Anri     The culprit can't have gotten far. [04:21] Yuna     Wait. [04:22] Yuna     There's no need for an emergency search. [04:25] Touka     Why does Kyle want me dead? [04:29] Touka     Does he want the hero's body that badly? [04:32] Touka     He's not gonna let it go... [04:34] Touka     I have to figure out a way through this! [04:39] Touka     Hey, Yuna. What's up? [04:41] Yuna     I think you know exactly what's up. [04:43] Touka     Crap. I forgot... [04:45] Yuna     Die, asshole! Pervert! [04:49] Captain     We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt! [04:53] Crowd     Yeah! [04:57] Kyle     Touka... What happened to your face? [05:00] Touka     I was worried about Yuna catching a cold, [05:02] Touka     so I snuck into her room and put     stockings on her, but got caught. [05:06] Touka     But after I did that, someone apparently     tried to steal Anri's necklace. [05:10] Touka     She thought it was me, hence the beating. [05:13] Kyle     I think messing with a sleeping woman     is reason enough for the beating... [05:19] Kyle     Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief? [05:22] Touka     Nah, I left right after     the whole stockings thing. [05:25] Kyle     I see. [05:26] Kyle     Once the hunt is over,     I'll help you find the culprit. [05:29] Touka     Thanks a bunch, man! [05:31] Touka     Help me find the culprit?!     You're the culprit, asshole! [05:34] Touka     Still, his behavior suggests     he didn't notice me last night. [05:39] Touka     If he can't get at the necklace,     he'll likely target me next. [05:43] Touka     The only question is when. [05:46] Touka     At the very least, he won't     attack while anyone's watching. [05:49] Touka     If he wants the hero's body for himself, [05:51] Touka     he won't want it to get out     that he murdered me. [05:54] Touka     So as long as I'm never     alone with him, I'm safe! [05:58] Touka     And if I explain things to Yuna     and Anri after this hunt, [06:02] Touka     he'll never get another chance at my head. [06:04] Touka     I'll keep an eye on the necklace,     too, just to be safe. [06:07] Touka     Hey, Anri. [06:09] Anri     How might I help you, Sir Touka? [06:12] Touka     Stick close, okay? [06:17] Anri     V-Very well. [06:22] Touka     This is the devils' lair? [06:24] Yuna     I-I'm nervous all of a sudden... [06:29] Belarco     I'd like us to split up now. [06:32] sign     Belarco     Spearman [06:32] Belarco     I intend to unmask that impostor hero. [06:37] Touka     The guy who goes off on his own     always dies first at times like this. [06:41] Kyle     Not necessarily. [06:42] Touka     Huh? [06:43] Kyle     That's Twin-Spear Belarco, [06:45] Kyle     said to have slain over a hundred     devils in the battle three years ago. [06:49] Touka     A hundred?! [06:50] Touka     Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us— [06:57] Pidon     Hells yeah! Feasting time! [06:59] Pidon     Who do I sink my teeth into first? [07:01] Pidon     Aw, now don't go dying just yet! [07:03] Pidon     Pidon likes his food still squirming! [07:06] Touka     I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils! [07:10] Kyle     The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil. [07:13] Kyle     Be careful. [07:14] Kyle     Its kind uses magic, too. [07:17] Touka     It disappeared?! [07:20] Hunt Team A     What's going on? [07:21] Hunt Team B     We can't beat this thing! [07:23] Hunt Team B     We're all gonna die! [07:24] Hunt Team     Run! [07:25] Hunt Team     Damn! We're done for! [07:29] Yuna     Hey! Touka's running, too! [07:31] Touka     Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too! [07:35] Pidon     Aw, I speared his heart! [07:38] Pidon     My bad! [07:39] Pidon     They're way less tasty dead! [07:41] Yuna     No way... Touka? [07:43] Yuna     Touka?! [07:46] Pidon     But there's plenty more feast     where that came from! [07:49] Yuna     It disappeared again! [07:53] Touka     Look up, guys! [07:54] Yuna     He's standing on a magic circle?! [07:58] Kyle     I see. So that's how you perform     that dive-bomb maneuver. [08:03] Pidon     You've figured out the trick,     but you still can't stop me! [08:07] Kyle     Oh, I most certainly can. [08:09] Kyle     Ein Astres! [08:12] Pidon     Huh? [08:16] Kyle     Slice to pieces! [08:23] Yuna     Oh, wow! What a spell! [08:26] Yuna     You're amazing, Lord Kyle! [08:27] Yuna     What are you doing now? [08:29] Kyle     Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil. [08:32] Kyle     Its heart. [08:36] Yuna     A m-magic crystal? [08:38] Kyle     Yeah, that's right. [08:40] Kyle     Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see. [08:43] Yuna     Really? [08:45] Yuna     This pattern... [08:46] Kyle     It's diabolic script. An incantation. [08:49] Kyle     Recite it to yourself after     the activation word "Ein," [08:54] Kyle     and you can use the same spell the devil did. [08:57] Yuna     It's that easy?! [08:58] Kyle     Yeah, though the effect     is limited by your mana. [09:01] Anri     This one's "Ocupethe." [09:03] Yuna     So this would let me use magic? [09:06] Kyle     Why not keep it as a souvenir? [09:08] Kyle     I have no need of it. [09:09] Yuna     Are you sure? [09:10] Touka     Hang on a minute! [09:12] Touka     I'm the one who saw through     the trick and scored us a win. [09:15] Touka     How about a little gratitude? [09:16] Yuna     You're going to brag after running away? [09:19] Hunt Team C     Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us! [09:22] Touka     Huh? [09:28] Devil A     Save the little ones for later. [09:30] Devil A     Finish the legendary hero. [09:32] Touka     Why were there devils in the woods?! [09:34] Kyle     Did they just happen to be out, [09:36] Kyle     or did they know we were coming? [09:38] Kyle     Either way, their numbers pose a problem. [09:41] Touka     Damn it. In that case... [09:44] Touka     Time to beat it! [09:45] Yuna     You wanna run?! [09:46] Yuna     That fortress is their lair! [09:48] Touka     You saw how many of them are out there! [09:51] Touka     I'm sure there's nobody left inside! [09:53] Kyle     And luring them into the narrow halls     will keep them from overwhelming us? [09:57] Anri     Of course! That's the strategist     who surpassed the legendary hero for you! [10:02] Devil B     Welcome, humans... [10:04] Devil B     to our dining hall! [10:06] Touka     Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too? [10:09] Yuna     We're between a rock and a hard place! [10:12] Kyle     There's certainly more of them     than I expected. [10:16] Touka     We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys! [10:18] Touka     Right down to our bones! [10:20] Anri     Even so, we do outnumber them. [10:23] Touka     Retreating into fantasy, huh? [10:25] Touka     I get the appeal. [10:26] Touka     I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers     and become invincible any minute now, too! [10:31] Anri     Forgive me. I fear I must     desecrate your deaths. [10:36] Anri     Ein Goedde! [10:39] Anri     Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy. [10:42] Anri     But this is another type... [10:45] Yuna     The skeletons... [10:46] Anri     Remote necromancy! [10:49] Anri     My servants. [10:50] Anri     Annihilate these devils! [10:55] Touka     Hey. They're super weak. [10:57] Anri     Worry not. [10:58] Anri     Ein Grendel! [11:03] Touka     Hey, now they're tougher! [11:05] Kyle     That's a physical enhancement spell. [11:07] Kyle     Anri's connected herself to     the skeletons with threads of mana. [11:11] Kyle     Any spell she casts will travel through     them to the skeletons simultaneously. [11:17] Kyle     But it expends a lot of mana at once. [11:19] Kyle     We need to back her up! [11:22] Touka     Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight! [11:24] Yuna     It's okay. It's okay... [11:27] Touka     Besides, it's not like we've     really fought devils before! [11:31] Touka     Wuh? [11:32] Touka     Frickin' hell! My arm! [11:36] Touka     Not good! [11:36] Touka     Yuna, dodge! [11:39] Touka     No! Yuna is... [11:43] Yuna     Eek! What happened?! [11:46] Touka     It only dissolved her clothes?! [11:49] Devil C     I like naked ladies. [11:51] Touka     That devil knows what's up! [11:54] Yuna     No! [11:54] Touka     Hey! Yuna! [11:56] Touka     Damn it! We can't afford to get separated! [11:59] Touka     Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle? [12:02] Touka     No! My priority is Yuna right now! [12:05] Touka     For more reasons than one! [12:09] Yuna     Why did this have to happen to me? [12:12] Yuna     One look at those devils     and I totally lost my nerve. [12:14] Yuna     I'm even worse than Touka. [12:16] Touka     You called? [12:17] Touka     Hold it! I'm not a devil! [12:19] Yuna     Don't look! [12:21] Touka     I was worried this might happen, [12:23] Touka     so I brought a spare outfit... [12:25] Yuna     You mean it? [12:26] Touka     This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit! [12:28] Touka     Would you rather wear my jacket,     which stinks of the grave? [12:31] Yuna     Not in a million years! [12:32] Devil C     Where's the naked lady? [12:35] Yuna     I-It's coming... What do we do? [12:38] Touka     Form change... [12:40] Touka     Whip! [12:41] Yuna     It can do more than get bigger? [12:43] Touka     It seems it can take     any simple shape I imagine. [12:48] Touka     It's always limp when I hold it, though. [12:51] Touka     Our lives were on the line here,     so I did a little advance prep. [12:54] Touka     So please find your strength     and join the fight with me. [12:57] Touka     You beat the crap out of me     all the time, remember? [13:00] Touka     So what chance does a devil have? [13:02] Yuna     Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh? [13:06] Devil C     Found you. [13:10] Devil C     This is too saggy to— [13:14] Touka     The Sacred Sword hardens up     again when I'm not holding it, [13:17] Touka     though the elongation lowers its toughness [13:20] Touka     and it reverts to normal after enough time passes. [13:22] Touka     Yuna! Now's our chance! [13:24] Devil C     I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes. [13:26] Devil C     I wanna see her naked in stockings! [13:30] Touka     Naked in stockings?! [13:32] Touka     Oh, man, this guy gets it. [13:34] Touka     A true man of culture! [13:35] Touka     Yuna, don't hurt him! [13:37] Touka     This devil is our ally! [13:40] Yuna     Ally, my ass! [13:42] Yuna     Naked in stockings over my dead body! [13:44] Yuna     Ein Ocupethe! [13:49] Yuna     Every single one of you... [13:51] Yuna     is my enemy! [13:54] Yuna     I did it! [13:55] Yuna     I really did it! [13:56] Yuna     I beat a devil! [13:59] Touka     Impossible... [14:00] Touka     The naked-in-stockings pledge... [14:02] Yuna     Say, devils aren't so tough after all! [14:04] Yuna     Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff! [14:12] Kyle     At last, the hour has come. [14:14] Kyle     Now, Touka, it's time for you to die. [14:17] Touka     Yuna! Hey, Yuna! [14:19] Kyle     Don't worry. She's just unconscious. [14:22] Kyle     I'm no fan of harming women. [14:27] Touka     The dude who tried to kill me last night     is gonna put on the nice-guy act? [14:31] Kyle     Oh? You knew it was me? [14:38] Kyle     You have no chance. [14:39] Kyle     I'm a champion who fought      alongside the legendary hero. [14:43] Kyle     That's right. [14:44] Kyle     I'm part of the hero's party. [14:46] Kyle     And that's all I've ever been... [14:48] Kyle     Never the legendary hero. [14:51] Kyle     Talent, beauty, nobility...     I was born with it all. [14:56] Kyle     They said divine blood     flowed through my veins. [14:59] Kyle     I should have been chosen      by the Sacred Sword. [15:03] Kyle     Had the one perfect being     who surpasses even me... [15:06] Kyle     Had Sion not appeared! [15:10] Kyle     And so, when Anri joined the party,     I made up my mind. [15:13] Kyle     If there were heights I couldn't     reach in my current body, [15:16] Kyle     I'd have to become Sion! [15:20] Kyle     It was easy to fool Anri. [15:23] Kyle     I used her necromancy to     take over various devils [15:25] Kyle     and attacked Sion time and again! [15:28] Kyle     Yet I failed at every turn. [15:31] Kyle     But at last! At last... [15:33] Kyle     I can become the perfect being! [15:36] Touka     I get it now. [15:38] Touka     You're an absolute madman, [15:40] Touka     so obsessed with the legendary hero     that you want to become him! [15:45] Kyle     The hero's body is wasted in the hands     of a worthless piece of trash like you. [15:50] Kyle     Indeed, behold! [15:51] Kyle     You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me! [15:55] Kyle     You're not worthy to be the legendary hero. [15:59] Touka     I'm just the son of a wannabe     mercenary nobody. [16:02] Touka     I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete, [16:07] Touka     and now I find out I have the mana of a baby. [16:10] Touka     But no matter what anyone else thinks, [16:13] Touka     I don't hate myself. [16:16] Touka     I think I'm worth a lot. [16:19] Touka     Even the legendary hero's body     has been nothing but bad news. [16:23] Touka     Meanwhile, here you are... [16:26] Touka     You wanna be him? The "perfect being"? [16:30] Touka     I don't hafta take crap from a guy     so desperate to give up being himself! [16:37] Kyle     Such words lack impact     from a failure like you. [16:45] Yuna     Well? That had impact, right? [16:49] Kyle     You should've stayed down... [16:55] Kyle     What?! [16:57] Touka     Anri! [17:00] Kyle     I thought you'd still be fighting! [17:02] Anri     I remembered what Sir Touka said... [17:04] Anri     "Stick close." [17:06] Kyle     And so you left all those devils back there?! [17:09] Anri     No. [17:10] Anri     I'd slain about half when the other     quest participants came to my aid. [17:15] Anri     I will never give you the hero's body. [17:19] Anri     Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life. [17:24] Kyle     What an presumptuous thing to say. [17:27] Kyle     I'm the one who's been sparing your life. [17:30] Kyle     I didn't want to hurt you, [17:33] Kyle     which is why I hoped you'd     agree to make me the hero. [17:36] Kyle     But I'd forgotten... [17:38] Kyle     You see, Anri isn't human. [17:42] Kyle     The necromancer clan have     magic crystals for hearts. [17:45] Kyle     They're devils masquerading as humans! [17:51] Kyle     So I'm going to kill you [17:53] Kyle     and take your magic crystal. [17:56] Touka     Talk as big as you want     in your birthday suit, [17:58] Touka     but we still have the advantage. [18:01] Touka     We and our skeleton army... [18:04] Touka     Where's the skeleton army? [18:06] Anri     I left them back there. [18:07] Touka     What? [18:09] Kyle     Sounds like the great Anri     is running out of strength! [18:12] Kyle     I'll finish things here and now, then! [18:14] Touka     Tch! In that case... [18:17] Touka     We book it! [18:25] Touka     No way are we beating      that guy in a fair fight! [18:28] Yuna     Why?! [18:30] Touka     Naked in stockings?! [18:32] Touka     Congrats on your dream coming true, man. [18:41] Kyle     I lost them... Damn! [18:44] sign     Form Change: Wall [18:47] Touka     Looks like he bought it. [18:50] Touka     So? You really a devil? [18:52] Anri     It's true that I have     a magic crystal for a heart. [18:55] Anri     My white hair and red eyes, too, are     adaptations to the environment of Hell. [19:01] Anri     I'm the descendant of those who were locked     behind the Gates of Hell long ago. [19:07] Yuna     A human born in Hell?! [19:09] Touka     But how does Kyle know all that stuff? [19:12] Anri     Three years ago, the necromancers     escaped from Hell, [19:16] Anri     but we were persecuted in the northlands. [19:19] Anri     Sir Sion was the only person to learn     what I was and still treat me as human. [19:26] Anri     Sir Touka... [19:27] Anri     You are now the legendary hero. [19:30] Anri     If you cannot trust me, I give you     permission to slay me here and now. [19:35] Anri     If I cannot carry on the hero's will,     I am better off dead. [19:43] Touka     Well, you're a damned pain in the ass     who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess. [19:48] Touka     But one day, you might grow into     a beautiful girl with luscious thighs. [19:54] Touka     If I'm gonna have to save the world, [19:57] Touka     I'd be missing out if I can't watch     you grow up in the meantime. [20:01] Anri     Wh-What happens if I become     a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?! [20:05] Touka     We'll enjoy a relaxed life      together in my village. [20:07] Anri     I'll do it! I'll do it! [20:10] Anri     I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious     thighs and live forever with Sir Touka! [20:14] Yuna     You're okay with that corrupt motive?! [20:17] Yuna     Well, I trust you too, Anri. [20:19] Yuna     Let's work together to do     the legendary hero's job. [20:22] Anri     Dame Yuna! [20:23] Yuna     So, what do we do now? [20:26] Touka     Good question! [20:28] Touka     Guess it's time to get serious. [20:30] Yuna     The loser's refrain! [20:34] Kyle     Those worthless failures! [20:41] Kyle     Found you. [20:44] Touka     He's here. [20:46] Kyle     You ran right into a dead end, eh? [20:49] Kyle     It's clearly a trap. [20:51] Kyle     My superior intelligence tells me so. [21:00] Kyle     Just as I thought. [21:01] Touka     Damn! It missed! [21:04] Kyle     Anri's mana is at its limit. [21:07] Kyle     It's safe to assume there won't     be any more zombie attacks. [21:15] Touka     I surrender! [21:16] Touka     I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me! [21:21] Kyle     The absolute scumbag! [21:25] Kyle     I clearly expected too much     from you bunch of failures! [21:31] Kyle     Now, give me Sion's body— [21:34] Touka     The hilt from a replica. [21:36] Touka     I figured it might come in handy,     so I smuggled it out with me. [21:42] Kyle     So, where's the real one? [21:44] Kyle     Did you think you could negotiate     in exchange for that? [21:47] Touka     Oh, certainly not. [21:48] Touka     I'm not hiding it, see... [21:52] Touka     That was the bait to lure you out. [21:56] Touka     Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine. [21:59] Touka     And if there's one I like best... [22:03] Touka     It's a pitfall! [22:04] Kyle     You... [22:07] Kyle     You worthless failures! [22:12] Kyle     Guess even failures like us     can get the better of you. [22:18] Kyle     Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea, [22:20] Kyle     you weird, stupid pervert. [22:24] Citizen     The legendary hero has returned! [22:28] Yuna     With all these, I can become a great mage! [22:32] Quest-Giver     I'm taking these as proof of devils slain. [22:36] Quest-Giver     And here's your three-million-kruk reward. [22:39] Yuna     Aw... Can't I keep just one? [22:42] Yuna     Hey! [22:42] Shopkeep     This is only three million! [22:45] Shopkeep     Where's the other seven million? [22:47] Shopkeep     If you can't pay it, give back my wand! [22:49] Yuna     The wand... [22:51] Yuna     It melted! [22:52] Shopkeep     Seven million! [22:53] Citizen     And pay your food tab! [22:54] Yuna     What do we do, Touka? [22:56] Touka     H-Hey, I know where to get money! [22:59] Touka     The capital! [23:00] Touka     We'll shake the king down for all he's worth! [23:04] Anri     Sir Touka! [23:05] Anri     I bought stockings! [23:07] Anri     What do you think?! [23:11] Touka     Burdock roots. [23:12] Anri     You're so mean! [23:19] Leland     Such beautiful, wonderful bones... [23:23] Friedrich     You seem to be enjoying yourself. [23:25] Friedrich     Well? Who's our next target, then? [23:30] Leland     Princess Marguerite Farom. [23:33] Leland     The most beautiful bones in the kingdom. E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] sign     Diary of a Newly Made Zombie Man [00:01] Touka     It turns out my mana's so low that     I can't regenerate flesh on my bones. [00:05] sign     Journey Day 4 [00:05] Touka     Can I really save the world     with my arm in this condition? [00:09] sign     Day 5 [00:09] Touka     Wild dogs made off with more of my flesh. [00:11] sign     Day 6 [00:11] Touka     My eyeball came out,     so I played catch with Anri. [00:14] Touka     Looking at Yuna's thighs makes me drool. [00:14] sign     Day 7 [00:17] Touka     I wonder why! [00:18] sign     Day 8 [00:18] Touka     Duh, because I love thighs! [00:20] sign     Day 9 [00:20] Touka     Yuna beat me up and I was     pretty out of it for a while. [00:23] sign     Day 10 [00:24] Touka     Now I'm a skeleton. [00:27] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:39] sign     THE [00:40] sign     LEGEN [00:40] sign     DARY [00:41] sign     HERO [00:41] sign     IS [00:42] sign     DEAD [01:56] sign     Episode 3 [01:56] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton! [01:57] Touka     No freaking way... [01:58] Touka     What do I do? [01:59] Touka     Am I just gonna look like this forever? [02:02] Yuna     Where'd Touka get off to? [02:06] Yuna     As long as I'm all alone,     maybe I'll wash off! [02:13] Touka     Without my clothes,     I look like any old skeleton. [02:15] Touka     I can peep my heart out     from a front-row seat! [02:18] Touka     We made eye contact! [02:20] Touka     Wait, look at her!     She doesn't know anything's up! [02:24] Anri     Dame Yuna? [02:25] Anri     Why are you burying Sir Touka? [02:28] Yuna     He was peeping on me. [02:30] Touka     She knew exactly what was up! [02:32] sign     Gates of Hell [02:32] sign     Northern Continent [02:32] sign     Central Continent [02:32] sign     Royal Capital Lumen [02:32] sign     Alda Fortress [02:32] sign     Bellun [02:32] sign     Cheza [02:32] Touka     It's day ten of my journey to close     the Gates of Hell as the legendary hero. [02:36] Touka     We've racked up a pretty big debt, [02:38] Touka     so we're heading to the capital     to get funds from the king. [02:42] Yuna     I've been giving you leeway     because you're in the hero's body, [02:45] Yuna     but you're basically no good to anyone now. [02:48] Touka     It can't be that bad! [02:49] Touka     Granted, I don't know how     I can keep traveling like this. [02:52] Anri     Being a skeleton isn't an issue. [02:54] Anri     You retain your five senses as normal. [02:57] Touka     That's not the dang point! [02:59] Touka     If I enter the capital like this, [03:01] Touka     we'll start a panic before     I ever reach the king! [03:03] Anri     No need to worry. [03:05] Anri     No matter what you may look like,     I'll always be on your side, Sir Touka. [03:09] Touka     I'm telling you, that's not the point. [03:11] Touka     I gotta find a way to boost     my mana and get my flesh back. [03:16] Touka     If my own mana can't cut it,     what if I go back to my body, [03:20] Touka     then have you enter the hero's      to regenerate it, Anri? [03:23] Anri     Sir Touka, I cannot agree to that proposal. [03:26] Touka     How come? [03:27] sign     "Mr. K" Suspected of Spiritual Degeneration [03:27] Anri     Each transfer via possession necromancy [03:30] Anri     carries the risk of spiritual degeneration. [03:33] Anri     I could not bear seeing you     become a degenerate, [03:35] Anri     even for the sake of saving the world! [03:38] Touka     You just up and cast a spell     that dangerous on me? [03:41] Yuna     Maybe we should pass on seeing the king. [03:43] Yuna     We can make money the old-fashioned way. [03:46] Anri     I'm all right with foraging. [03:48] Touka     It's like you don't even care... [03:53] Touka     I just had a great idea! [03:55] sign     Royal Capital of Farom Lumen [03:56] Man 1     The legendary hero? [03:57] Man 2     It's the hero! [03:58] Woman     Mr. Hero! SIGN    You are most welcome here, Hero Sion. [04:03] sign     Larcvalt XIII     King of Farom [04:07] Touka     I-It's been quite some time, Your Majesty! [04:10] (Flashback) Yuna     What's your great idea? [04:12] (Flashback) Touka     I'll have the Sacred Sword     take the basic shape of a face, [04:15] (Flashback) Touka     then draw features on it. [04:16] (Flashback) Touka     And if we use those rainbow     grapes Anri was eating... [04:21] (Flashback) Yuna     That hero's mug is pissing me off. [04:22] (Flashback) Touka     Shut up. [04:23] (Flashback) Touka     Even painters use these in their craft. [04:27] (Flashback) Yuna     Wow, you know a lot! I'm a little impressed. [04:29] (Flashback) Touka     I often use them to color radishes     to look more like thighs. [04:32] (Flashback) Yuna     I take it all back. [04:36] Touka     Worked like a charm! [04:36] sign     Replica [04:38] Touka     Anyway, the king's a pretty brawny dude... [04:40] Touka     He personally led the kingdom     in battle three years ago, right? SIGN    Now, Hero Sion, how may I help you today? [04:47] Touka     Oh, well, you see... [04:50] Touka     I'm a bit low on traveling funds,     so I was hoping for your support... SIGN    What an amusing joke to start with after so long away! [04:59] Touka     Er, it wasn't exactly a joke... SIGN    Of everyone who fought so bravely three years ago, SIGN    you alone sought no reward. SIGN    You taught me what a true champion was. [05:11] Touka     This is the pits! How do I get the money? SIGN    Tell me, what is it you're truly after? [05:16] Touka     I'm after money, you old bastard! [05:19] Touka     Damn it, what now? [05:21] Touka     How do I get some capital out of this jerk? [05:23] Touka     Crud! I'm sweating my face off! SIGN    Your face... SIGN    So you've finally decided to wed Marguerite, eh? [05:31] Touka     Wed? Marguerite? [05:33] Touka     Um, I'm afraid it's not that— SIGN    It's not? SIGN    You came for a duel with me, then? [05:41] Touka     No, I came for Marguerite! [05:44] Touka     That was close! Fighting that gorilla     would've been the end of me for sure. [05:49] sign     Isaac Gardner     Tutor to the Princess [05:50] Isaac     This is Her Highness's room. [05:52] Touka     Wait, you mean Marguerite's the princess?! [05:55] Touka     This damn hero turned down     marrying a princess?! [05:58] Touka     Well, if she's his daughter, maybe     she's something of a gorilla herself... [06:03] Isaac     I'll take my leave so as not     to interrupt your reunion. [06:07] Touka     Yeah, fine. [06:08] Isaac     But see that you conduct     yourself appropriately. [06:11] Touka     It's not like I'm into gorillas, man. [06:14] Touka     Hey, Gori— er, Marguerite! [06:17] Touka     Your hero's here! [06:18] Marguerite     Mr. Hero?! [06:21] Touka     Th-That's one beautiful gorilla! [06:22] sign     Marguerite Farom     Third Princess of Farom [06:23] Marguerite     It's been so long. [06:24] Marguerite     Mr. H— [06:28] Touka     Why'd you shut the door?! [06:31] Touka     A monster! [06:32] Touka     I'm really the hero! There's     a reason my face looks like this! [06:38] Marguerite     Might I ask what that reason is? [06:40] Touka     Uh... [06:42] Touka     I-It's a curse. [06:44] Touka     A devil turned me into a skeleton,     so I wear a mask to hide it... [06:49] Touka     Not buying it, huh? [06:53] Marguerite     I'm so sorry! [06:55] Marguerite     I had no idea that such an     awful fate had befallen you. [06:58] Marguerite     I suspected my father of playing a prank. [07:00] Touka     A princess raised in a walled garden, eh? [07:03] Touka     What a mark! [07:04] Marguerite     Have you come to marry me, then? [07:08] Touka     Marrying a princess is a tasty offer,     but I can't go letting my other girls down. [07:13] Touka     Nah, I just came to pay a— [07:15] Marguerite     Then begone! [07:17] Marguerite     We promised never to see each other     again absent a pledge of marriage. [07:21] Marguerite     My father arranged our union     before we knew each other, [07:25] Marguerite     but each time I heard of your heroic deeds,     my longing and respect for you grew. [07:31] Marguerite     If I come to know you too well,     I might truly fall in love. [07:35] Marguerite     So it would be better to keep our distance. [07:39] Touka     What a damn pain! [07:41] Touka     But I gotta do something, [07:43] Touka     or she'll kick me out and     they'll kill me for sure! [07:46] Touka     I got no choice... [07:47] Touka     I was merely kidding.     Of course I want to marry you! [07:52] Marguerite     Truly?! [07:54] Touka     O-Only after I save the world, that is! [07:56] Marguerite     But of course! [07:58] Touka     Sorry, babe. Can't save the world     without telling a few nasty lies. [08:02] Marguerite     In that case, might I ask one     terrible indulgence? [08:06] Touka     What is it? [08:07] Marguerite     In two days, a masquerade will be     held all throughout the city. [08:10] Marguerite     I was wondering if you might... [08:12] Marguerite     If you'd... [08:14] Marguerite     go on a date with me then! [08:17] Touka     I can't marry you,     but I can date you for sure! [08:20] Marguerite     I would like to learn more about you, [08:24] Marguerite     and masks are required on that day, [08:26] Marguerite     which might allow you to go out      as you are without suspicion. [08:29] Touka     What do I do until then? [08:31] Marguerite     I have just the thing! [08:34] Marguerite     It was somewhere around here... [08:36] Marguerite     There! [08:37] Marguerite     I'll paint your face onto this. [08:42] Anri     A city-wide masquerade? [08:43] Anri     How delightful! [08:46] Yuna     It's in two days. [08:48] Yuna     I wouldn't mind having     a bit of fun before we leave. [08:51] Anri     Yes, fun! [08:54] Yuna     Anri! [08:57] Leland     They're having a major devil hunt     to prepare for the festival. [09:02] Leland     You dropped this... [09:04] Leland     Little Miss Necromancer. [09:12] sign     Leland Tallman     Orphanage Director [09:12] Leland     I'm Leland, a medical doctor and     the director of this orphanage. [09:17] Leland     There are those in the capital     who know of necromancers... [09:21] Leland     You don't want to get arrested now. [09:27] Leland     No need to be so guarded around me. [09:29] Anri     If you know I'm a necromancer,     why protect me? [09:32] Leland     If you entered the capital despite the risk,     you must have a very good reason. [09:37] Leland     I don't discriminate based     on the circumstances of one's birth. [09:41] Leland     I just like to help people in need. [09:43] Anri     Sir Leland! [09:45] Anri     We actually came to get money from— [09:47] Yuna     We're searching for a way to boost mana! [09:50] Leland     If you continuously use up your mana each day, [09:52] Leland     it should increase naturally in a few years. [09:58] Leland     But there's also medicine     to raise it temporarily. [10:00] Yuna     Really? [10:02] Leland     Soma drops. [10:04] Leland     Taking some will increase your mana     by about three levels. [10:07] Leland     Only until you exhaust it, of course. [10:11] Anri     That should be more than enough     to help Sir Touka regenerate. [10:15] Yuna     How much will it cost? [10:17] Leland     About 100 million. [10:19] Yuna     A hundred million?! [10:20] Anri     We can't afford it? [10:21] Yuna     Only kings and nobles could! [10:23] Anri     But Sir Touka is asking the king for— [10:25] Yuna     It's still not happening! [10:27] Leland     You appear to be adventurers yourselves. [10:29] Leland     Why not participate in the devil hunt? [10:31] Yuna     There's no way we'd earn     100 million off of that. [10:35] Leland     In that case... [10:37] Leland     Why don't you show me     your body to cover the rest? [10:42] Yuna     Mr. Leland, you can't possibly     be into that kind of thing... [10:45] Leland     It's a small price to pay, is it not? [10:47] Yuna     If it will spare Anri that pain... [10:51] Yuna     Y-You can take me instead! [10:54] Leland     Actually... [10:55] Leland     I want to figure out how     a magic crystal works [10:57] Leland     in the place of a necromancer's heart... [11:00] Leland     To help me save people. As a doctor. [11:02] Yuna     Huh?! That's what it was about?! [11:05] Touka     Why's she got so much to eat? [11:08] Touka     I know! She'll take one bite     of everything and throw out the rest! [11:11] Touka     Not on my watch! [11:12] Touka     I'll help as much as I can! [11:14] Marguerite     It's finished! [11:17] Touka     A perfect match! [11:18] Touka     It looks just like me! [11:19] Marguerite     But it seems slightly off... [11:22] Marguerite     Oh, forgive me! [11:23] Marguerite     I should have a bite to eat. [11:26] Marguerite     What? There's so little... [11:27] Touka     I helped myself. [11:29] Marguerite     O-Oh, of course! [11:31] Marguerite     Well, then... [11:32] Marguerite     Would you mind turning     the other way while I indulge? [11:36] Touka     Sure... [11:40] Touka     How the hell does she eat like that?! [11:43] Touka     She packed it in in an instant! [11:45] Touka     I get it. You don't want people     to see what a glutton you are. [11:48] Marguerite     I asked you not to look! [11:51] Touka     Hey, when you're hungry— [11:54] Touka     Huh? [11:55] Marguerite     F-Food... [11:58] Touka     What the?! [12:03] Yuna     Now, let's make some money! [12:05] Anri     First, I have something to give you. [12:09] Anri     You seem to be a good match     for physical enhancement magic, [12:12] Anri     so Sir Touka and I arranged this. [12:15] Yuna     What the heck? [12:18] Anri     I made it from devil leather! [12:20] Anri     It's far more effective than     using a magic crystal alone! [12:25] Yuna     For dignity's sake,     I'll wear it under my clothes. [12:34] Siruela     Ein Thor. [12:38] sign     Siruela Carmen     One of the Four Knights [12:39] Siruela     Child's play. [12:40] Yuna     Amazing... [12:41] Colin     One of the kingdom's four strongest knights... [12:44] Colin     Siruela of the Thunder Sword. [12:46] sign     Colin Brad     Adventurer [12:46] sign     Neigan Bourne     Adventurer [12:46] Colin     Are you fine ladies joining the hunt? [12:48] Yuna     Oh, er, yes! [12:50] Colin     You won't accomplish much with     one of the Four Knights around. [12:53] Colin     Care to join us at a secret hunting spot? [13:00] Yuna     Look at all those devils! [13:02] Anri     There are quite a few. [13:03] Colin     But you can beat them easily, helmet girl. [13:06] Anri     "Helmet girl"? [13:07] Colin     I have a spell that lets me     read the mana of living things. [13:11] Colin     Yours is around 9, on par with Siruela's. [13:15] Colin     Here's a magic crystal with a lightning spell. [13:17] Colin     Go give 'em a real shock to the system! [13:20] Anri     Indeed I shall! [13:23] Anri     Ein Furfur! [13:27] Yuna     You're so strong, Anri! [13:29] Yuna     You took them all out in one hit! [13:31] Colin     Yep! [13:32] Colin     You took them all out so easily... [13:34] Colin     Granted, they were already dead. [13:38] Anri     Necromancy?! [13:39] Colin     I can't believe how easy     it was to lure them in... [13:44] Colin     Skeleton man. [13:47] Isaac     What is wrong with you?! [13:49] Isaac     I told you three years ago     that the princess had MES! [13:49] sign     Mana Effusion Syndrome: A medical condition     that prevents the storage of mana in the body [13:52] Touka     Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful! [13:54] Isaac     If she remains in a mana-deprived     state for too long, she could die! [13:58] Marguerite     Isaac... [14:00] Marguerite     The fault is mine. I should     have been more cautious. [14:03] Isaac     But— [14:05] Maid     I've brought your soma drops and dinner! [14:11] Marguerite     I'm all right now. [14:12] Marguerite     Thank you for your concern. [14:14] Marguerite     I'm going to have my dinner now. [14:16] Marguerite     I would appreciate it if you'd leave. [14:18] Touka     It's a little late to be self-conscious. [14:21] Touka     Everyone here already knows you're a glutton. [14:23] Marguerite     I suppose. [14:24] Marguerite     I could hardly hide it     from my future husband. [14:27] Marguerite     In that case... [14:29] Marguerite     I shall partake! [14:31] Touka     She's annihilating that food! [14:33] Isaac     In order to recoup her energy,     the princess has trained [14:36] Isaac     to become the world's fastest speed-eater! [14:42] Marguerite     Thank you for the meal! [14:44] Touka     Huh?! [14:45] Marguerite     You must be disappointed, surely. [14:47] Marguerite     For one hour after I eat,     I take on this hideous form. [14:51] Touka     C'mon, you can't be serious. [14:53] Touka     Does this mean... [14:55] Touka     Heck yeah! Luscious as hell, bro! [14:58] Isaac     What are you doing to Her Highness, you lout?! [15:00] Touka     I'm not missing my chance     to behold super-luscious thighs! [15:04] Touka     I just wish they were in stockings     to accentuate their plumpness! [15:10] Isaac     Are you all right, Your Highness? [15:12] Marguerite     I-I'm fine! [15:14] Isaac     Wretched hero... [15:15] Isaac     I will not let this stand! [15:19] Siruela     We've cleared the devils     in the vicinity of the capital. [15:22] Siruela     But something concerns me... SIGN    Oh? [15:25] Siruela     During the hunt, I witnessed     a powerful spell cast from afar. [15:30] Siruela     Upon investigation, I found blood spatter     and charred pieces of devil flesh, [15:35] Siruela     but not a single proper corpse. SIGN    Disappearances have spiked in the capital over recent days as well. SIGN    There may be more lurking here than just the devils. SIGN    Perhaps we should call off the celebration. [15:53] Siruela     No need to worry, Your Majesty. [15:55] Siruela     I'll have all the Knights     on patrol for it. [15:58] Siruela     And we now have... [16:00] Siruela     Sion the legendary hero with us. [16:02] Marguerite     You may spend the night here. [16:04] Touka     Nice! I feel like a real nobleman! [16:07] Marguerite     For caution's sake, I must venture     into town now to see my doctor. [16:10] Touka     Huh? There's no doctor in the castle? [16:12] Marguerite     The doctor who once attended to me resigned, [16:16] Marguerite     but I still call on him     when I require his counsel. [16:20] Marguerite     And I get to skip tutoring this way! [16:21] Isaac     I heard that, Your Highness. [16:25] Marguerite     But the hero is here!     Surely I don't need lessons right now! [16:29] Isaac     Unacceptable. You'll have     a full slate tomorrow. [16:32] Isaac     Be prepared. [16:33] Marguerite     Oh, no! [16:36] Touka     Whew, finally free! [16:39] Touka     The princess fainted, [16:40] Touka     King Gorilla gorilla'd around, [16:42] Touka     and the jerk with the eyepatch     wouldn't lay off! I'm beat! [16:45] Touka     Nothing to do for two days,     so I might as well take it easy. [16:49] Touka     Crud, I totally forgot     about the whole money thing. [16:52] Touka     I'm not getting squat from the king. [16:55] Touka     I'd better touch base with the girls for now. [17:07] Touka     Hey! [17:08] Touka     Yuna! [17:09] Touka     Anri! [17:12] Touka     They're gone. [17:13] Touka     Where could they have gotten off to? [17:16] Man A     Mr. Hero? [17:17] Man B     Was that stuffed mid-ranked     devil a powerful foe? [17:21] Touka     Nah, I beat this guy easy. [17:23] Man A     That's our hero! [17:25] Touka     Say, have you seen a blonde with big tits     and a kid in a helmet around? [17:29] Man B     They were headed for the     orphanage, weren't they? [17:32] Man A     Yeah. [17:36] Touka     This the place? [17:37] Orphan A     It's the hero! [17:38] Orphan A     Did you come to play with us? [17:40] Touka     Sorry, but I'm a little busy— [17:42] Touka     What the hell, you little brat?! [17:44] Orphan B     The hero's mad! Run! [17:44] Touka     Hey! Get back here! [17:46] Marguerite     Mr. Hero! What brings you here? [17:49] Touka     Marguerite? [17:50] Touka     Does that mean this is... [17:51] Marguerite     Yes, the doctor who's attended to me     since the onset of my condition. [17:57] Leland     What a pleasure to meet you! [17:58] Leland     I'm Leland Tallman. [18:00] Leland     I opened this orphanage out of admiration     for all you did to save others. [18:06] Touka     Oh, yeah? [18:08] Touka     Cut it out, you little bastards! [18:09] Leland     The children just adore the hero. [18:12] Leland     Though he's not quite what I pictured... [18:14] Leland     He's rather less formal than I imagined. [18:17] Marguerite     Indeed, I sense he's changed     a great deal in the last three years. [18:21] Marguerite     But he's as kind as ever. [18:24] Marguerite     He even came all this way     out of worry for me... [18:27] Leland     It appears you love the hero     deeply, Your Highness. [18:32] Marguerite     Oh, no! I merely respect him     as my future husband! [18:35] Touka     Oh, right, Mr. Leland! [18:37] Touka     A pair of adventurers visited you today, no? [18:40] Touka     You know where they are now? [18:42] Leland     They took part in the devil hunt. [18:45] Leland     They should be back soon. [18:47] Touka     Oh, okay. [18:48] Touka     The fact that I'm still kicking     means Anri must be okay. [18:52] Touka     Well, I'm sure they'll turn up     by masquerade day. [18:55] Marguerite     Well, we'll be going now. [18:56] Leland     Certainly. Please return whenever you wish. [18:59] Orphan A     Doc, play with us! [19:02] Leland     Terribly sorry. [19:03] Leland     I'm afraid I have work to do. [19:20] Leland     I'm truly sorry to have left     such beautiful femurs waiting. [19:24] Yuna     Stop it! [19:26] Yuna     What are you doing, Dr. Leland?! [19:28] Leland     My X-ray spell has never shown me     such beautiful femurs before... [19:33] Leland     I want to strip off all that unclean flesh, [19:37] Leland     leaving a purified being     of nothing but bone. [19:40] Yuna     You mean you're going to kill me? [19:42] Leland     Not just you. [19:44] Leland     The masquerade is in two days. [19:46] Leland     Along with my beloved skeletons, [19:48] Leland     I'll see the princess and everyone in need      reborn in skeletal form too. [19:53] Yuna     No way... [19:54] Leland     This is salvation. [19:56] Leland     Blood, flesh, and skin are     purely extraneous things. [20:01] Leland     And offering those unneeded     parts to the devils [20:04] Leland     will allow us to live in harmony with them. [20:06] Leland     We can achieve peace without     even sealing the Gates of Hell. [20:10] Yuna     You can't be serious... [20:12] Leland     Don't you pity that necromancer girl, [20:14] Leland     discriminated against     for just her appearance? [20:18] Yuna     What did you do to Anri? [20:19] Leland     She'll be playing the role of my scapegoat. [20:24] Leland     I'll have her say she used necromancy to     kidnap people and offer them to the devils. [20:31] Leland     Meeting a girl who shares my powers     felt like destiny at work. [20:34] Leland     I'm sure she's thrilled to death as well. [20:37] Yuna     He's mad. [20:39] Yuna     My physical enhancement spell would     let me snap these chains easily, [20:43] Yuna     but there're too many eyes on me. [20:45] Yuna     And I've never seen a devil     with a red head like that... [20:49] Yuna     I'm sure I'll get my chance. [20:51] Yuna     I've gotta hang in there! [20:53] sign     Two Days Later     The Day of the Royal Masquerade [20:59] Marguerite     Here I am, Mr. Hero! [21:06] Touka     Look at those sweet li'l thighs! [21:08] Touka     Tights bring out a destructive     power all their own! [21:10] Marguerite     I-Is my manner of dress inappropriate? [21:13] Touka     No, I was just thinking     you look cute in everything. [21:15] Marguerite     C-Cute?! [21:17] Touka     Now, let's have fun! [21:21] Marguerite     Of course! [21:27] Touka     Why are you even here?! [21:28] Marguerite     You said you'd leave us alone together today! [21:32] Isaac     But if anything were to     befall you, Your Highness— [21:34] Marguerite     I'll have the hero with me! I'll be fine! [21:36] Isaac     I can't rule out that the hero     might be the source of the trouble— [21:44] Marguerite     I won't allow anyone to insult     my future husband! Not even you! [21:51] Isaac     Yes, Your Highness. [21:56] Isaac     So the princess is serious about him... [22:00] Isaac     But that's not the hero     from three years ago! [22:03] Isaac     I'll see him pay for toying     with you like this! [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero and Bride E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] (Flashback) Minister     We need the legendary hero's blood     to ensure the future of the royal line. [00:05] (Flashback) Aide     But we've already promised the first     and second princesses to nearby kingdoms. [00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt     What about Marguerite, then? [00:15] (Flashback) Isaac     It's just a scratch. [00:17] (Flashback) Isaac     Really, Your Highness... [00:19] (Flashback) Isaac     You're such a crybaby. [00:23] (Flashback) Isaac     Have you lost your mind, sire?! [00:25] (Flashback) Isaac     Have you forgotten     the late queen's dying words? [00:27] (Flashback) Isaac     Princess Marguerite mustn't— [00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt     Raise her to be a strong girl. [00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt     A strong mother worthy of raising     the legendary hero's children. [00:37] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:49] sign     THE [00:50] sign     LEGEN [00:50] sign     DARY [00:51] sign     HERO [00:51] sign     IS [00:52] sign     DEAD [02:06] sign     Episode 4 [02:06] sign     The Legendary Hero and Bride [02:07] MC     Let's see! [02:08] MC     Will she pierce the apple, [02:10] MC     earning them a year's supply of apples?! [02:13] MC     Or will she kill him?! [02:16] Touka     Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie. [02:18] Touka     As long as it's not     a mana-infused attack, I'll survive. [02:21] MC     As a reminder, there's a defensive     spell cast on that apple! [02:24] MC     She's gotta infuse her shot with mana! [02:26] Touka     Oh, I'm dead. [02:29] MC     Magnificent! [02:30] MC     Our challengers win a year's worth of apples! [02:34] Marguerite     I'm sorry. I just got so hungry... [02:37] Touka     H-Hey, better this than having you pass out. [02:41] Touka     But couldn't we have tried     an eating contest instead? [02:44] Marguerite     I-I'm sorry... [02:45] Touka     No, I'm impressed. [02:46] Touka     You don't just do art,     you also know archery. [02:49] Marguerite     Those are part of a princess's education. [02:51] Marguerite     Ever since my youth,     I've received daily lessons [02:54] Marguerite     in etiquette, academics,     martial arts, and the fine arts. [02:58] Touka     For real? Being a royal sounds rough. [03:01] Marguerite     I did it all so that we could be together... [03:04] Touka     What was that? [03:05] Marguerite     N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day! [03:08] Man     Is that an earthquake? [03:09] Siruela     That damnable Isaac,     appointing me to observe their date... [03:13] Siruela     Still... [03:15] Siruela     Sion looks frighteningly     like a talking skeleton to me. [03:20] Marguerite     If we could not ever be together, [03:23] Marguerite     we should meet nevermore. [03:27] Marguerite     You respected my wishes and took your leave. [03:31] Marguerite     But I continued my intense     training to be worthy of you. [03:36] Marguerite     Not a day went by that I didn't think of you. [03:40] Marguerite     So when you returned to me     and agreed to marry me, [03:44] Marguerite     I felt truly happy. [03:46] Marguerite     I could finally fulfill my     duty as a princess. [03:50] Marguerite     But now I'm even happier. [03:53] Marguerite     For now I feel for you...     not just as a princess, but as a woman. [03:59] Touka     Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes... [04:01] Touka     You're bold, aren't you? [04:03] Marguerite     Th-That wasn't my intent. [04:05] Marguerite     I want to watch the fireworks with you here! [04:07] Marguerite     Although, if you wished it... I would... [04:14] Touka     That expression! [04:16] Touka     She'd let me do it! [04:17] Touka     She'd let me put stockings on those thighs! [04:21] Touka     Whoa, that scared me! [04:23] Marguerite     It's the finale of the celebration. [04:25] Marguerite     Beneath the beautiful fireworks,     people search out their soulmate, [04:28] Marguerite     with whom they share a true connection,      unswayed by appearances. [04:33] Touka     Unswayed by appearances? [04:36] Touka     How's that work if no one's     hiding their legs? [04:38] Marguerite     Y-You're the only person who'd care about that! [04:42] Touka     Still, it sure is pretty. [04:45] Touka     I've never seen fireworks before, man! [04:47] Marguerite     N-Never? [04:49] Marguerite     But we watched them     together three years ago. [04:52] Touka     Y-Yeah, I forgot about that! [04:55] Touka     It was just the two of us here then, too... [04:57] Marguerite     Three years ago, we watched them     from the castle balcony. [05:00] Marguerite     With Isaac and the others. [05:03] Marguerite     I knew that something was amiss. [05:05] Marguerite     Your speech and mannerisms are     quite unlike three years ago. [05:07] Marguerite     I convinced myself it was because you     were trying to grow closer to me. [05:12] Marguerite     But you also seem to have     forgotten our time together [05:15] Marguerite     and the promise we made... [05:17] Marguerite     Mr. Hero. [05:18] Marguerite     Who are you really? [05:24] Isaac     You've been unmasked. [05:26] Touka     It's the jerk with the eyepatch...     Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs! [05:30] Touka     Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but... [05:33] Siruela     Quiet, scum. [05:34] Siruela     You really are a skeleton, aren't you? [05:36] Siruela     I see. There's necromancy at work here. [05:39] Siruela     He's an imposter. [05:41] Siruela     The legendary hero is dead. [05:43] Marguerite     I-It can't be... [05:55] Isaac     The hero fell in a hole and died? [05:57] Isaac     You expect us to believe that?! [05:59] Siruela     No, I can see it. [06:01] Siruela     He loved meat.     Always let his guard down over it. [06:04] Touka     Right?! [06:05] Touka     And now I'm cleaning up     the clumsy hero's mess! [06:07] Touka     If anything, you guys owe me! [06:09] Isaac     Shut your mouth! [06:10] Isaac     You employed necromancy to     impersonate the legendary hero! [06:13] Isaac     That alone deserves a death sentence! [06:15] Touka     A death sentence?! [06:16] Touka     You need me to seal the Gates of Hell! [06:19] Touka     Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here! [06:21] Siruela     Kill him. [06:22] Touka     Et tu?! [06:23] Touka     What about the seal, then? [06:25] Siruela     Easily resolved if I slay all the devils. [06:28] Siruela     You can rest in peace. [06:30] Touka     H-Hang on! [06:31] Touka     I'm really sorry about hurting the princess. [06:34] Touka     Give me a chance to apologize to her! [06:36] Isaac     I see. [06:37] Isaac     As she was your greatest victim,     you wish for her to deliver your death sentence. [06:41] Touka     All roads lead to a death sentence, huh? [06:45] Isaac     Your Highness? [06:48] Marguerite     It can't be! It just can't be! [06:50] Marguerite     The hero is dead? [06:51] Marguerite     The hero is dead?! [06:53] Marguerite     So if I was raised to marry him, [06:55] Marguerite     what's my purpose in life now?! [06:58] Leland     Your Highness? [07:02] Leland     What's the matter, dear? [07:04] Leland     You look so terribly distraught. [07:06] Marguerite     Doctor... [07:07] Leland     Don't you worry. [07:09] Leland     There's no more need for sadness.     I'll save you. [07:13] Marguerite     That's right. [07:14] Marguerite     The doctor was always kind     to me when things were hard. [07:18] Marguerite     Dr. Leland can... [07:20] Isaac     Your Highness! [07:21] Siruela     Calm down. [07:22] Siruela     The Knights are in charge of city security. [07:25] Knight     Dame Siruela! [07:26] Knight     Devils have appeared in the city! [07:28] Siruela     What?! [07:29] Siruela     Why did you let them in? [07:31] Knight     They just appeared in the middle of town! [07:33] Isaac     Hey! You! [07:34] Isaac     Are you running away? [07:35] Touka     What? Hell no! [07:37] Touka     I'm gonna get the princess back! [07:40] Marguerite     What is this place? [07:41] Leland     A slum. [07:43] Leland     You want to save those struggling     with poverty, don't you? [07:46] Marguerite     Why, of course I do. [07:48] Marguerite     But I don't know how I... [07:51] Leland     No need to worry. [07:53] Leland     I'll save you. I'll save all of you. [07:57] Leland     And I'll liberate you from     the pressures of your royal title. [08:02] Marguerite     Who are they? [08:03] Leland     Former patients of mine. [08:07] Marguerite     Doctor?! [08:08] Leland     For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,     your flesh, your skin, [08:13] Leland     and free you from all that binds you! [08:16] Marguerite     No! Let me go! [08:17] Touka     Marguerite! [08:19] Marguerite     What are you doing here? [08:21] Touka     You're that orphanage director. [08:23] Leland     What's the hero doing here? [08:25] Leland     No matter. I won't let you interfere. [08:27] Touka     Two on one?! No fair! [08:32] Touka     Skeletons? [08:33] Touka     Someone used necromancy to— [08:36] Leland     Eh? You're awfully weak. [08:38] Leland     I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we? [08:42] Touka     Get your damn hands off Marguerite! [08:44] Marguerite     Why are you trying to save me? [08:47] Marguerite     You were trying to deceive me... [08:49] Touka     I'm always getting carried away     and doing stupid stuff. [08:53] Touka     I hurt you real bad as a result. [08:56] Touka     I know I'm the worst     piece of trash in the land. [08:59] Touka     But... [09:00] Touka     Only someone really rotten would     abandon a good person like you, [09:03] Touka     and I'm not quite that far gone. [09:09] Marguerite     Mr. Hero! [09:18] Siruela     They're models from the museum. [09:20] Siruela     Necromancy, huh? [09:22] Siruela     Is it the work of one of the     false hero's companions? [09:24] Siruela     I'm going to find the princess! [09:26] Siruela     Return to your posts and stay vigilant! [09:30] Devil     I can't wait any longer. [09:32] Devil     I'm gonna eat one of them. [09:35] Yuna     This is my chance! [09:36] Colin     Okay. [09:37] Colin     I guess we'd better get going, too. [09:43] Colin     He'll strip you down to bones? [09:45] Colin     Too bad. I kinda like how you look. [09:50] Yuna     If you don't like skeletons,     why work with Leland? [09:54] Colin     Money, I guess. [09:56] Colin     And I love seeing      the despair on people's faces [09:59] Colin     when they learn the truth. [10:02] Yuna     Glad to hear you're such garbage. [10:04] Yuna     It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you. [10:06] Colin     What? [10:07] Yuna     Ein Grendel! [10:11] Touka     Ow! [10:13] Touka     But I'm still alive! [10:14] Touka     Zombiehood rocks! [10:16] Touka     Hey, cut it out! [10:18] Isaac     Where is that impostor hero?! [10:23] Touka     H-Hey there. [10:27] Touka     Dr. Leland took the princess?! [10:29] Touka     Good, it reattached! [10:31] Touka     He dragged her off that way— [10:33] Isaac     Don't you lie to me! [10:34] Isaac     One of your companions did this! [10:36] Isaac     Are you trying to fool us?! [10:38] Touka     You think I tore off my head as a trick?! [10:40] Touka     That hurt like hell, dude! [10:42] Touka     Listen. [10:43] Touka     If it turns out I'm the real hero,     can I avoid the death penalty? [10:47] Siruela     But you're not. You're an impostor. [10:49] Touka     Saving a princess is a legendary hero job. [10:53] Touka     I'm gonna become a real hero! [10:56] Touka     I'm gonna save the princess! [11:01] Siruela     Oh nooo. Save me. [11:04] Isaac     I d-don't wanna die... [11:06] Neigan     Siruela of the Thunder Sword?! [11:08] Neigan     Just what I'd expect from Leland.     That's an impressive catch. [11:11] Touka     Infiltration complete. [11:13] Siruela     You talked a good game, but there was     nothing heroic about that plan. [11:18] Touka     What's it matter? We got in safe and sound! [11:20] Touka     By the way, you two are lousy actors! [11:22] Siruela     Anyway, given what the guardsman said, [11:25] Siruela     I suppose Leland really is behind this. [11:27] Isaac     It's all my fault. [11:29] Isaac     I'm the reason Her Highness     developed MES and turned to Leland. [11:35] Touka     Whazzat mean? [11:36] Isaac     I put her through intense training to become     a bride worthy of the legendary hero. [11:42] Isaac     The former crybaby princess [11:44] Isaac     grew into a strong woman     who never shed a tear. [11:47] Isaac     But the stress of that training... [11:50] Isaac     led her to develop MES. [11:52] Isaac     Because I was so hard on her,     she wouldn't ask for my help. [11:55] Isaac     Instead, she became dependent on Leland. [11:57] Isaac     I never even investigated his character. [12:01] Isaac     I just looked the other way,     ashamed of losing her trust. [12:05] Isaac     I'm a failure as a tutor. [12:07] Touka     In other words, this whole damn thing     is 100 percent your fault! [12:10] Isaac     One hundred percent?! [12:13] Touka     And the reason you were     on my case from the start [12:16] Touka     is because you wanted to blame the hero [12:19] Touka     for Marguerite's illness and her hating you! [12:21] Isaac     I mean, I do accept some fault...     but 100 percent? [12:24] Touka     Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo. [12:27] Touka     Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad. [12:29] Siruela     You've been shifting blame, too! [12:30] Touka     Nuh-uh! [12:31] Touka     This guy's the king of blame-shifting. [12:34] Touka     If I don't get an apology soon, I'll— [12:40] Touka     Wh-What the... Yuna? [12:42] Yuna     Touka? [12:45] Yuna     I thought you'd come save me, [12:47] Yuna     and here you got the princess in trouble? [12:50] Yuna     You really are the worst. [12:51] Isaac     I'm the one who deserves your scorn! [12:52] Isaac     I'm the source of all this trouble! [12:55] Isaac     I admit it! It was all me! [12:57] Yuna     This guy's creeping me out. [13:00] Siruela     Tell us where the princess is,     and we'll spare your life. [13:04] Siruela     Well? [13:06] Colin     I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it? [13:09] Yuna/Touka     Anri! [13:11] Anri     Sir Touka! Dame Yuna! [13:13] Anri     I knew you'd come to save me! [13:16] Touka/Yuna     Gross. [13:18] Touka/Yuna     Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.     Rock, paper, scissors... [13:19] Anri     Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?! [13:24] Leland     Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation. [13:28] Leland     Tonight, all those assembled here     will be stripped down to their bones. [13:33] Marguerite     Their bones? [13:34] Leland     Yes! That will be your salvation. [13:38] Leland     Behold the X-ray magic crystal     handed down through my family. [13:42] Leland     Its power has given us     standing and prestige as doctors. [13:47] Leland     But it's done more than just that. [13:50] Leland     This magic crystal has shown me     the truth of things. [13:55] Leland     Beneath the skin, we're all the same, [13:58] Leland     so why is the world full of such tragedy? [14:01] Leland     I struggled with that question... [14:03] Leland     Until Sion the legendary hero appeared. [14:07] Leland     Watching him offer salvation to one and all      left a deep impression on me. [14:12] Leland     To create a conflict-free world     where we are all truly equal, [14:18] Leland     we must pare down everything extraneous. [14:22] Marguerite     That's why you're doing this?! [14:23] Marguerite     But the love you felt for the     orphans seemed so genuine! [14:28] Leland     Yes. I mean to save those     children as well someday. [14:32] Leland     Once they've matured into     their most beautiful forms. [14:35] Leland     You're special, though. [14:37] Leland     I never thought you'd grow     into such an appealing form yourself. [14:43] Leland     I've fallen in love with you, you see. [14:47] Leland     Tonight's ritual will double     as our marriage ceremony. [14:50] Marguerite     Marriage?! [14:52] Siruela     There's a lot of them. [14:53] Siruela     Devils, too. [14:55] Isaac     The princess comes first.     Sacrifices are acceptable. [14:59] Siruela     Not so fast. [15:00] Siruela     I guess we'll have to see... [15:01] Siruela     Whether he's an impostor     or the real deal. [15:04] Anri     If you can break the caster's     concentration for just a second, [15:08] Anri     I can steal control of the skeletons. [15:10] Touka     Great! Hang on tight, then! [15:13] Marguerite     I refuse! [15:14] Marguerite     It's true that I trusted you     and respected you, [15:17] Marguerite     but I simply don't feel that way about you! [15:19] Leland     You do not love me? [15:22] Leland     You're mistaken. [15:24] Leland     I'll liberate you and make you     realize your true feelings. [15:33] Marguerite     Why am I thinking about that awful man?! [15:36] Touka     Hold it! [15:37] Touka     I'll be taking her back now! [15:39] Touka     She's my bride, you see! [15:44] Touka     Wha? [15:47] Yuna     Now that felt good. [15:49] Marguerite     Mr. Hero? [15:51] Touka     I said I wouldn't abandon you. [15:53] Touka     Also, my name's Touka. [15:55] Touka     Touka Scott. [15:59] Marguerite     Thank you so much, Touka! [16:03] Leland     I was certain I'd taken his head... [16:06] Leland     Detain them, my skeletons! [16:10] Anri     They belong to me now. [16:13] Leland     A necromancer?! [16:15] Touka     Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done. [16:18] Touka     Ready to pay the piper? [16:20] Leland     Don't touch that mask! [16:22] Leland     The X-ray magic crystal     is our family heirloom! [16:24] Touka     Did you say X-ray? [16:26] Touka     So peeking at bones gave you a fetish     that you turned criminal for, huh? [16:31] Touka     You bottom-feeding perv! [16:33] Anri     That one's Togras. [16:36] Touka     Ein Togras! [16:39] Touka     Hey! Even with my crappy mana— [16:41] Yuna     I knew you'd try that,     you bottom-feeding perv! [16:45] Isaac     There are more than I expected. [16:50] Yuna     Leland's running! [16:51] Siruela     Leave these guys to us. [16:52] Siruela     You pursue Leland! [16:55] Leland     I can't fail here. [16:56] Leland     I need to save more people! [17:00] Yuna     You're not getting away now. [17:02] Leland     Oh, but I am. [17:06] Yuna     No! [17:07] Touka     Yuna! [17:09] Touka     A miracle! [17:09] Yuna     Help me, damn it! [17:13] Leland     This is an underground graveyard     for those who died three years ago. [17:17] Leland     It looks like the tables have turned, hmm? [17:19] Touka     Is that what you think? [17:21] Touka     You think you can beat our Anri? [17:23] Leland     That's why I'm using these. [17:26] Marguerite     No! [17:27] Marguerite     If you take that many soma drops at once... [17:30] Leland     Indeed. [17:31] Leland     Neither my mind nor body will be able      to withstand the surge of mana. [17:34] Leland     But this is my eleventh hour. [17:37] Leland     I will ride this out and achieve my dream. [17:41] Leland     Ein Sayil! [17:43] Leland     Ein Rosabis! [17:44] Anri     Spells for creating weapons     and enhancing toughness! [17:49] Touka     Anri! [17:50] Leland     I'll be taking her back now. [17:52] Leland     I can no longer return to the capital. [17:54] Leland     But at the very least, I'll have her! [18:01] Marguerite     Isaac! [18:03] Isaac     This was my choice... [18:05] Isaac     I've stifled you for so long     and made you suffer. [18:10] Isaac     But now you'll be free. [18:13] Isaac     Your Highness, you must live     for yourself from now on! [18:17] Touka     Sorry it's your big scene and all, [18:19] Touka     but I gotta interrupt! [18:20] sign     Form Change: Wall [18:23] Touka     Escape accomplished! [18:25] Touka     Let's get back to the babe     with luscious thighs! [18:32] Leland     A spell to create a wall? [18:35] Leland     But you didn't cover your tracks... [18:38] Marguerite     We're not far from the capital. [18:40] Yuna     This is where we camped out. [18:43] Yuna     Let's make a break for the city. [18:44] Marguerite     Wait a moment! [18:46] Marguerite     We would be dragging     the citizens into our fight. [18:49] Touka     Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here. [18:55] Leland     You can't escape me, you know. [18:58] Yuna     It's working like a charm. [19:00] Touka     These rainbow grapes really came in handy. [19:03] Touka     It only figures he'd try to track us. [19:07] Touka     So if he follows the trail of grape juice     that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain... [19:07] sign     Touka [19:07] sign     Yuna [19:10] sign     Leland [19:10] Touka     he'll just keep going in circles. [19:14] Marguerite     To buy us to safety in such a manner... [19:17] Marguerite     Touka, who are you truly? [19:21] Anri     I've been wondering that myself. [19:23] Anri     You were like this against Sir Kyle as well. [19:25] Anri     Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's. [19:27] Anri     Is there some secret behind it? [19:31] Touka     I'm actually— [19:32] Yuna     A degenerate farmer. [19:34] Touka     Yuna! [19:34] Touka     That was my big chance to earn their respect! [19:37] Yuna     I've known him for ages.     He's just a crafty little sneak. [19:40] Touka     There's more you don't know about me, though! [19:43] Anri     Oh? Like what? [19:45] Touka     Before the Gates of Hell opened, [19:49] Touka     the kingdoms of Farom and Arat     to the north were at war. [19:53] Touka     My asshole dad wanted     to loot a burned-out city, [19:55] Touka     so he dragged me and my mom along. [19:58] Touka     The fighting was way worse than he thought. [20:00] Touka     My mom was killed. My dad went missing. [20:03] Touka     I got left on my own, and I spent     over a year running and hiding [20:07] Touka     before I finally made it home. [20:09] Touka     I think that experience is paying off now. [20:13] Marguerite     What a tragic past! [20:15] Anri     Sir Touka! You're no longer alone! [20:17] Anri     I'll remain by your side forever! [20:20] Yuna     Can we get back to the topic at hand? [20:22] Touka     So, what now? [20:23] Touka     Can we just hide until he runs out of mana? [20:26] Yuna     He boosted it with soma drops. [20:28] Yuna     He'll definitely find us before it runs out. [20:31] Anri     What if we were to steal     the soma drops from him? [20:34] Anri     We could increase Sir Touka's     mana as well that way. [20:37] Marguerite     We can't guarantee     he hasn't used them all already. [20:41] Anri     True enough. [20:43] Isaac     There's another way to increase your mana. [20:46] Isaac     The princess's bodily fluids. [20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri     Bodily fluids...? [20:50] Isaac     The brain of an MES patient sends false signals     that cause the body to expel mana via fluids. [20:57] Isaac     Her Highness's bodily fluids     contain concentrated mana, [21:02] Isaac     though not as potent as soma drops. [21:05] Touka     Y-You wanna be more specific here? [21:08] Isaac     Sweat. Tears. Snot. [21:11] Isaac     And urine! [21:13] Touka     Tears seem like the least offensive option. [21:15] Touka     C'mon, Marguerite. [21:16] Touka     Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears! [21:18] Marguerite     Impossible! I have not shed     a single tear for ten years! [21:21] Isaac     The result of the training     I put her through... [21:24] Marguerite     It isn't your fault, Isaac! [21:25] Isaac     No, I am responsible. [21:27] Touka     I guess that's it. [21:28] Touka     I'll have to make do with sweat. [21:30] Marguerite     Stay away from me! What are you doing?! [21:33] Touka     My precious sweat! [21:35] Touka     C'mon, stop recoiling in horror! [21:37] Anri     Would you like to try my snot? [21:40] Touka     Why the hell would I?! [21:41] Touka     Damn it. Urine, then? [21:43] Marguerite     Absolutely not! [21:45] Yuna     You megaperv! [21:46] Touka     I don't wanna do it either! [21:47] Touka     But if it's the only way,     what choice do we have?! [21:49] Isaac     In terms of volume,     it does seem the best way. [21:52] Marguerite     Not you too, Isaac! [21:55] Marguerite     Very well. [21:56] Marguerite     Touka, please lie down and close your eyes. [21:59] Touka     I'm kind of a skeleton,     so closing eyes is no-go— [22:03] Yuna     A-Are you really gonna do it? [22:06] Marguerite     For the peace of my kingdom. [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Is Revived E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] (Flashback) Touka     Hang on a minute! [00:08] (Flashback) Touka     That guy's not a true necromancer. [00:11] (Flashback) Touka     Which means... [00:14] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:26] sign     THE [00:27] sign     LEGEN [00:27] sign     DARY [00:28] sign     HERO [00:28] sign     IS [00:29] sign     DEAD [01:43] sign     Episode 5 [01:43] sign     The Legendary Hero Is Revived [01:44] Leland     Curious. [01:46] Leland     There are too many blood stains. [01:50] Leland     It's not blood? [01:51] Leland     They tricked me! [01:54] (Flashback) Touka     What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do? [01:57] (Flashback) Touka     He's gonna send his skeletons out      in all directions. [02:01] (Flashback) Touka     We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves      as a rock and wait for our chance. [02:05] (Flashback) Yuna     Hang on a sec. [02:07] (Flashback) Yuna     He has to be feeling cautious.     Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve? [02:11] (Flashback) Anri     Well... [02:12] (Flashback) Anri     With remote necromancy, you share the     perception of all the zombies you control. [02:17] (Flashback) Anri     But it's impossible for a human     to pay attention to that many at once. [02:22] (Flashback) Anri     In other words, he'll easily      fall for even a simple trap. [02:26] Leland     What? What was that? [02:28] (Flashback) Touka     Then, while he's concentrating      on the skeletons, [02:31] (Flashback) Touka     I'll infiltrate their ranks, and... [02:34] Leland     A skeleton accosting me of its own accord? [02:39] Touka     What?! [02:40] Leland     I thought you might come. [02:42] Leland     Unfortunately for you,     that's a reinforced bracer. [02:45] Leland     I moved the magic crystal over here. [02:49] Leland     I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic, [02:51] Leland     you'd target my crystal. [02:55] Leland     Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me! [02:58] Yuna/Anri     Ein Grendel! [03:02] Yuna     Even if we can't destroy these guys... [03:04] Anri     We can still knock them away! [03:06] Leland     They're using the spell in tandem?! [03:08] Leland     Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons     return, it's over for you! [03:11] (Flashback) Touka     There's a chance our ambush may fail. [03:14] (Flashback) Touka     If it does, I'll do whatever I can     to expose his magic crystal. [03:19] (Flashback) Touka     Then, Marguerite... [03:20] (Flashback) Touka     You destroy it for me. [03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite     Me? But... [03:24] (Flashback) Touka     We're in a forest. [03:26] (Flashback) Touka     There's tons of things around us     that we can use to make weapons. [03:30] (Flashback) Touka     The wood of these trees     is extremely flexible. [03:33] (Flashback) Touka     These are sturdy enough to make twine. [03:37] (Flashback) Touka     See where I'm going with this? [03:43] Marguerite     Isaac. [03:44] Marguerite     Without you, [03:46] Marguerite     I'd be in tears right now     over my own powerlessness. [03:51] Marguerite     Take a good look. [03:53] Marguerite     Behold the person I've become      under your tutelage. [03:57] (Flashback) Touka     I know you can make the shot. [03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite     Right. [04:00] Marguerite     This is what a real princess looks like. [04:09] Leland     No, no, no, no! [04:11] Leland     What have you done?! [04:13] Yuna     Now... [04:14] Yuna     Are you ready for what's coming? [04:20] Touka     The moment you set out to create     a thighless world, [04:22] Touka     you were destined for defeat at my hands. [04:25] Anri     Incredible! Was this all truly foretold? [04:28] Yuna     It absolutely was not. [04:30] Marguerite     Touka! [04:31] Marguerite     We're saved, aren't we? [04:34] Touka     Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me! [04:39] Devil     Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be! [04:43] Devil     And here I am, bringing you     this nice souvenir... [04:46] Marguerite     Siruela?! [04:49] Yuna     The devil with the red head     I saw in the basement?! [04:52] Anri     That's... [04:53] Anri     a high-rank devil! [05:04] Yuna/Marguerite     Touka! [05:04] Anri     Sir Touka! [05:05] Devil     Aw, I missed the princess? [05:08] Devil     Wait, is that the Sacred Sword? [05:10] Devil     So that's the legendary hero? [05:12] Devil     Well, whatever! Who's next? [05:15] Yuna     I think this was... [05:16] Yuna     Ein Rosabis! [05:18] Yuna     Ein Grendel! [05:20] Yuna     I don't know if I stand     a chance against this thing, [05:23] Yuna     but I have to try! [05:27] Devil     Decent moves for a nobody. [05:30] Yuna     How's Touka?! [05:32] Anri     He's alive! [05:33] Anri     But given his poor regenerative abilities... [05:35] Yuna     Find any soma drops?! [05:36] Isaac     None! [05:37] Isaac     That was the last of them! [05:38] Yuna     Anri, send him back to his body! [05:41] Yuna     We at least have to save his soul! [05:44] Anri     No! [05:44] Anri     If I send him back in this state,     he'll degenerate for sure! [05:51] Devil     So you're Anri? [05:53] Devil     You're the necromancer     Leland kept talking about... [05:57] Devil     So what's all this? [05:59] Devil     We don't feel grief     when someone dies, do we? [06:02] Devil     You know, necromancers like us. [06:05] Anri     "Like us"? [06:07] Devil     I'll take you along. [06:11] Devil     Now, let's get back to the killing! [06:14] Devil     I wonder how king will react     when he sees his dead daughter! [06:18] Isaac     Ein Seil! [06:21] Isaac     Your Highness, I'll buy you time! [06:24] Isaac     Use it! [06:27] Devil     Ah, the little rat who refuses to die? [06:32] Yuna     I'm here too! [06:33] Devil     Pathetic nobodies! [06:41] Marguerite     It's no use. [06:42] Marguerite     I can't pee when I'm nervous! [06:45] Touka     It's okay. Forget it. [06:47] Touka     That's not something a princess     should be doing anyway. [06:50] Marguerite     Touka! [06:51] Touka     I figured this was how things would shake out. [06:54] Touka     Some farmer like me     trying to save the world...? [06:59] Marguerite     Don't say that! [07:01] Marguerite     You were willing to sacrifice     your life to protect me! [07:05] Marguerite     You're a true hero to me, at the very least! [07:09] Touka     Yeah? [07:11] Touka     Then can your hero ask a final wish? [07:15] Touka     I've got stockings in my pocket. [07:17] Touka     If you'd put them on,     just this one last time... [07:20] Marguerite     You're still thinking about that now? [07:28] Marguerite     Touka? [07:32] Marguerite     Touka?! [07:33] Marguerite     I refuse to allow you to die here! [07:37] Marguerite     I refuse... [07:45] Marguerite     You must take responsibility. [07:50] Marguerite     Because through all your lies... [07:54] Marguerite     Through your lies, I fell in love! [08:02] Devil     What's the matter?     You're looking pretty slow. [08:07] Yuna     I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint... [08:10] Touka     You can relax now! You bought us enough time. [08:14] Touka     Brought back to life by a princess's tears... [08:18] Touka     Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that. [08:21] Devil     So you are the legendary hero. [08:24] Devil     No, wait... Is there someone else in there? [08:28] Devil     Still, no matter how many times you revive, [08:30] Devil     you'll still be a nobody! [08:36] Touka     Who're you calling a nobody? [08:39] Touka     You're the nobody here! [08:44] Yuna/Marguerite     A giant... [08:45] Yuna/Marguerite     thigh?! [08:47] Touka     Get crushed, [08:49] Touka     you eyebally bastard! [08:55] Diego     So that's the legendary hero? [08:57] Diego     Wonderful. How touching. [09:00] Diego     Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting     if he wasn't at least that strong. [09:06] Friedrich     What happened? [09:07] Diego     Things could get rather interesting soon. [09:10] sign     Diego Valentine     "Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer [09:10] Diego     You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose! [09:14] Friedrich     I really wish you'd stop calling me that. [09:14] sign     Friedrich Norstein      "Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer [09:20] Yuna     What happened to Leland     after he was arrested? [09:23] Marguerite     Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so... [09:27] Leland     Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! [09:30] Touka     He went nuts, huh? [09:32] Marguerite     Siruela was badly injured.     She'll be hospitalized for some time. [09:36] Yuna     After facing a devil like that,     it's a wonder she's even alive. [09:40] Touka     Yeah, she's pretty amazing. [09:44] Anri     What's going to happen to the orphanage? [09:46] Isaac     No need to worry there. [09:48] Isaac     I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director. [09:51] Touka     You wanna take over? [09:52] Isaac     In name only at first. [09:54] Isaac     I plan to relearn my principles of education [09:56] Isaac     so that I never make the same mistake again! [09:59] Marguerite     You make me sound like     a failed experiment... [10:01] Marguerite     But my MES is cured. [10:03] Touka     What?! It is? [10:05] Marguerite     Yes! [10:06] Marguerite     Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears [10:09] Marguerite     and getting my real     feelings out did the trick. [10:13] Touka     I was hoping for your help      if I ever rot again... [10:16] Yuna     Her condition's not     for your convenience, you know! [10:18] Marguerite     R-Really, don't worry! [10:20] Marguerite     I'll give you my remaining soma drops. [10:23] Touka     You mean it? [10:24] Touka     So I can finally start my     journey as a proper hero! [10:28] Touka     Our true battle begins now! [10:30] Yuna     Don't say that. You'll jinx it. [10:33] Touka     By the way, what did you mean     about "getting out your real feelings"? [10:38] Marguerite     Oh, well... [10:40] Marguerite     I said it in the heat of the moment... [10:42] Marguerite     I'm much too embarrassed to say it again! [10:45] Touka     I do remember making a dying wish... [10:50] Marguerite     W-Will this do? [10:53] Touka     Lusciousness on par with Yuna's! [10:56] Touka     Like a radish so plump     that you can barely pluck it! [10:59] Anri     A radish? A fellow vegetable! [11:01] Touka     I'd hate to say goodbye. [11:03] Touka     I could worship those thighs every day... [11:07] Yuna     That's the creepiest pick-up line     I've ever heard. [11:09] Marguerite     I'm very sorry. [11:11] Marguerite     I am still a princess, you see... SIGN    You're setting out again? [11:18] Touka     The world's in danger, after all... SIGN    I see. SIGN    Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem. SIGN    I hope it'll be of use to you. [11:27] Touka     What's this thing? [11:28] Isaac     An enchanted carriage. [11:30] Isaac     It moves by infusing the magic crystal     in the driver's seat with mana. [11:35] Anri     It moves with mana?! [11:37] Anri     So I'll be doing all the driving?! [11:37] sign     Shock [11:37] sign     Mana Level 2 [11:37] sign     Mana Level 1 [11:40] Touka     Marguerite's not gonna see us off? [11:44] Isaac     Her Highness is having her lessons     with another tutor over there. [11:49] Touka     Oh, you're right. [11:52] Isaac     She asked me to deliver this letter. [11:55] Marguerite     Touka, Yuna, Anri... [11:58] Marguerite     If not for you, I might be     lost to the world right now. [12:04] Marguerite     The gratitude I feel for you     cannot be expressed in words. [12:07] Marguerite     Touka, when I learned that you     were not the real legendary hero, [12:11] Marguerite     I was deeply hurt. [12:14] Marguerite     But I will forever treasure     the memories I made with you. [12:18] Marguerite     And once peace returns to the world, [12:21] Marguerite     I hope to meet you in your true form. [12:25] Touka     "PS—I packed a present for you     in the trunk in the back." [12:30] Touka     A present?! [12:35] Touka     Marguerite! [12:36] Marguerite     You need to take responsibility     for your lies! [12:40] Marguerite     I'll be giving you the training you need     to become a true legendary hero! [12:45] Touka     Aw, shucks! No way! [12:50] Marguerite     I've planned this all out perfectly! [12:52] Yuna     You don't think the princess     stashed herself in there, do you? [12:56] Yuna     And the one who waved     to us was a body double? [12:59] Touka     Don't be stupid! [13:00] Touka     She'd never trick us like that! [13:03] Touka     Don't you dare besmirch     the woman who saved your life! [13:07] Marguerite     No way... [13:08] Yuna     Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. [13:11] Marguerite     They'll be so disappointed if they find me... [13:15] sign     Days later, they discovered her     on the verge of starvation. [13:21] sign     Fifteen Days Out from the Capital [13:24] Touka     Take that! [13:27] Marguerite     You left yourself wide open. [13:29] Touka     C-Can we give the training a rest? [13:32] Touka     I don't need it. [13:33] Touka     I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword     and smash any enemy we run into. [13:37] Yuna     But you're back down     to a mana level of 3 now. [13:40] Touka     Huh? Already? [13:41] Marguerite     You're expending mana every day     to repair your body. [13:46] Marguerite     It's impressive maintenance, considering. [13:48] Touka     How many vials of soma drops     did you bring, Marguerite? [13:52] Marguerite     Five. [13:53] Touka     This is bad! [13:54] Touka     We gotta get to the Gates of Hell     and finish this journey fast! [13:57] Marguerite     Don't get the wrong idea. [13:58] Marguerite     It's dangerous to rely entirely     on soma drops. [14:01] Marguerite     You need to learn how to fight without mana! [14:03] Touka     If it comes down to it,     a good pitfall solves most problems. [14:07] Marguerite     I won't allow you to fight     in such an unheroic way! [14:10] Yuna     Touka is incapable of learning     anything he's not interested in. [14:13] Yuna     He never learned to raise     anything that wasn't a radish. [14:16] Touka     Because it's the perfect food!      Great to look at, great to eat! [14:19] Touka     In life, a radish is all you need! [14:22] Touka     Speaking of needing,     is it really okay for you to be with us? [14:25] Touka     Can the capital get along without you? [14:26] Marguerite     I'm sure Isaac will cover for me. [14:30] Marguerite     And I believe it's best that I use     everything he taught me to save the world. [14:36] Touka     Choosing to fight on     the front lines yourself... [14:39] Touka     The brave princess takes after her father. [14:42] Touka     The fate of the world rests     on your shoulders. [14:45] Yuna     And yours too, right? [14:47] Anri     Sir Touka! [14:48] Anri     We'll have fowl for dinner tonight! [14:50] Touka     Great work! [14:51] Yuna     It looks delicious! [14:53] Marguerite     W-Wait! [14:54] Marguerite     That's a letter from Siruela! [14:57] Siruela     The moment you slew     that high-rank devil the other day, [15:01] Siruela     one of the court magicians spotted     an astral form flying to the northeast. [15:06] Siruela     We believe the devil was being     controlled via possession necromancy [15:09] Siruela     by someone other than Leland.     Perhaps a true necromancer. [15:15] Siruela     It would be dangerous to leave them at large. [15:18] Siruela     I'd like you to head northeast     and track down the necromancer. [15:22] Touka     Know anything about this, Anri? [15:24] Anri     I don't know who was possessing that devil, [15:27] Anri     but if another necromancer     managed to survive, [15:30] Anri     there's a very good chance they want revenge     for what happened three years ago. [15:34] Touka     I see. [15:37] Touka     "Dear Siruela..." [15:38] Touka     "Run your own investigations." [15:40] Touka     And done! [15:41] Yuna     "And done," my butt! [15:43] Touka     I'm the legendary hero. [15:45] Touka     Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first. [15:48] Touka     I'm tired of fighting nudists     and weirdos with bone fetishes. [15:52] Touka     I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff! [15:57] Yuna     Well, fair enough. [16:00] sign     Moaran [16:01] Touka     Hang on a minute. [16:02] Touka     What's all this? [16:04] Marguerite     It's important that you     learn proper dinner etiquette. [16:07] Touka     Everyone's staring at me. [16:09] Marguerite     I need you to be a respectable     legendary hero, Touka. [16:12] Touka     How come? [16:13] Marguerite     Because I h-have to marry you! [16:17] Touka     When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.     I'll be back in my original body— [16:20] Marguerite     Once you save the world,     you will be a legendary hero! [16:24] Touka     I was kinda planning on going     back to my old life. [16:28] Anri     Indeed! [16:29] Anri     Sir Touka means to live the     slow life with me! [16:31] Marguerite     Absolutely not! [16:32] Marguerite     Surely you don't intend to defy the king! [16:35] Touka     Hey, what's going on here? [16:37] Touka     Are beautiful girls fighting over me?! [16:39] Touka     And over me*, not Sion?! [16:42] Touka     Well, golly gee! [16:46] Touka     Hang on a minute. [16:47] Touka     How'd this become a tug-of-war     with the townspeople involved?! [16:50] Touka     You're tearing me apart! Really! [16:55] Yuna     Your Highness... [16:57] Yuna     Do you really wanna marry Touka? [17:00] Marguerite     W-Well, that is my royal duty... [17:03] Yuna     Are you out of your mind? [17:05] Marguerite     Touka is kind. He always smiles at me. [17:08] Marguerite     He saved my life as well. [17:12] Yuna     He saved your life... [17:14] Marguerite     I'd be more than happy     to fulfill my duty with Touka. [17:19] Marguerite     Might I inquire as to your own     feelings about Touka, Yuna? [17:24] Yuna     I mostly can't ditch the guy,     no matter how hard I try. [17:27] Marguerite     But after he collapsed,     you went after that devil immediately. [17:31] Marguerite     Surely you wouldn't do that     over a man you felt nothing for... [17:34] Yuna     Well, I kinda think of him     as a bratty little brother. [17:38] Marguerite     Then you would have no objection     to my marrying Touka? [17:45] Yuna     Wh-Why are you even asking me about this? [17:48] Yuna     Why should I care what you do? [17:51] Marguerite     Surely you wouldn't do that*     over a man you felt nothing for... [17:55] Yuna     It's really not like that. [18:05] Touka     Hang on! I'm just here     to get something I left— [18:07] Yuna     These, perhaps?! [18:08] Touka     My stockings! [18:10] Touka     Listen, they're all the rage     in hero's parties these days! [18:13] Yuna     Stop using the hero's body     to do the strangest things! [18:16] Yuna     You're getting on my nerves! [18:18] Touka     Going on about the hero again... [18:19] Touka     When are you gonna let that guy go? [18:21] Yuna     He saved my life! I'll never let him go! [18:24] Yuna     Meanwhile, you're never     around when I need you! [18:27] Yuna     Just like three years ago! [18:28] Yuna     You weren't there when I was in real trouble! [18:32] Yuna     We're together all the time,     but you don't care what happens to me? [18:36] Touka     Hey! Yuna! [18:39] Touka     Don't you wanna put on clothes? [18:41] Yuna     Why is he so obsessed with me? [18:44] Yuna     It's so stupid! [18:46] Yuna     Now that the princess has joined us,     they don't need me anyway. [18:52] (Flashback) Yuna     If you don't wanna go home, [18:54] (Flashback) Yuna     this can be your room. [18:56] (Flashback) Yuna     And this one'll be mine. [18:59] (Flashback) Yuna     I'll stay with you forever, Touka! [19:04] Yuna     Even if I go back now... [19:08] Yuna     Wh-What? Perverts! [19:10] Yuna     But I'm dressed like a perv too... [19:13] Yuna     What the hell are you doing?! [19:15] Yuna     Th-There are so many perverts! [19:19] Yuna     It makes sense given how I'm dressed, [19:22] Yuna     but that's still an awful lot of pervs... [19:25] Yuna     My head hurts. [19:27] Yuna     And where I got bit is on fire. [19:31] Yuna     These townspeople...     They're not just perverts. [19:34] Touka     Yuna! You okay?! [19:36] Yuna     Touka! What are you doing? [19:38] Touka     What do you think?     You ran out in your underwear! [19:41] Touka     Or is that your style now? [19:43] Yuna     Hell no! [19:46] Touka     Yuna, what's wrong? [19:48] Yuna     I feel... hot all over... [19:51] Touka     Really? When you're in your underwear? [19:53] Touka     Is she coming on to me? [19:56] Touka     Stripping down to her undies, making me     chase her into some abandoned alleyway... [20:01] Touka     Yeah, it's gotta be! [20:03] Touka     Time to go all the way with Yuna! [20:08] Touka     Huh? [20:09] Touka     Wait... I'm in the hero's body. [20:12] Touka     So if we do, it'll actually     be the hero doing it! [20:15] Touka     Even dead, he's still getting in the way! [20:18] Touka     Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard! [20:22] Touka     Damn it! The townsfolk     are a bunch of peeping toms! [20:26] Yuna     Touka... [20:28] Yuna     They aren't just normal townsfolk... [20:33] Touka     Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong? [20:36] Yuna     They bit me. [20:38] Touka     They bit you? [20:41] Touka     It doesn't look that bad. [20:45] Yuna     Wait, am I... [20:48] Yuna     Touka, revert the Sacred Sword. [20:50] Touka     If I do that— [20:52] Yuna     Just do it! [20:58] Touka     Hey, what are you doing?! [21:00] Yuna     I'm sorry, Touka. [21:04] Yuna     I think I'm turning into one of them. [21:09] Yuna     So you have to run. [21:11] Touka     Like hell I'm leaving you behind! [21:13] Yuna     Just do it! [21:14] Yuna     I was planning to leave you anyway. [21:17] Touka     You were? Why?! [21:19] Yuna     Because I don't want to be around you! [21:21] Yuna     Because I don't like you anymore! [21:24] Yuna     So get the hell away this instant! [21:27] Touka     In your dreams! [21:30] Touka     I don't care if you're a monster     or if you don't like me! [21:34] Touka     None of that's any excuse     to leave you behind! [21:37] Yuna     Why? When I'm trying so hard     to drive him away... [21:41] Touka     Damn it... [21:43] Belarco     Need a hand? [21:45] Belarco     I'll do it if you'll admit     you're not the real hero. [21:49] Touka     I dunno who you are,     but I admit it! So help me! [21:52] Belarco     Very well. [21:54] Belarco     Now burn the sight into your mind... [21:56] Belarco     of the glorious polearm-wielding      Twin-Spear Belarco! [22:04] Touka     Wh-What's wrong? [22:08] Belarco     I sprained it. [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Girl E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Marguerite     Anri! The magic crystals! [00:05] Anri     Right! [00:06] Anri     Weapons... Any weapons? [00:09] Anri     Here! [00:10] Anri     Ein Seil! [00:19] Marguerite     Ein Fleurety! [00:27] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:39] sign     THE [00:40] sign     LEGEN [00:40] sign     DARY [00:41] sign     HERO [00:41] sign     IS [00:42] sign     DEAD [01:56] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Girl [01:56] sign     Episode 6 [01:57] Anri     That knocked the zombies out? [01:59] Marguerite     It's not an especially powerful spell. [02:02] Marguerite     Is something odd about that? [02:04] Anri     It means there's no necromancy in play. [02:07] Touka     Hey, make sure you guys don't get bit! [02:10] Anri     Sir Touka! [02:12] Touka     If they bite you, you become     a monster like them. [02:16] Anri     What's wrong with Dame Yuna? [02:18] Touka     Oh, uh, she was hanging out in her undies     after the bath and got chilly! [02:23] Anri     Indeed, it would be terrible     to leave her in that state. [02:26] Touka     I dunno what'll happen if they find out     Yuna's turning into a monster... [02:31] Touka     Don't worry.     I'll protect you, no matter what! [02:34] Anri     What do we do next? [02:37] Marguerite     If we wish to leave town, it's quite     a ways to the enchanted carriage. [02:41] Anri     And there's no guarantee we'll reach it     without getting bit. [02:45] Touka     I was planning on staying here anyway. [02:47] Touka     At least until we find the cause     of this chaos and resolve it! [02:50] Anri     Sir Touka! You're taking     your duties seriously! [02:53] Marguerite     You're just like a true legendary hero! [02:55] Belarco     Then we should head to the mayor's mansion. [02:58] Belarco     Survivors are there. [03:01] Anri/Marguerite     Who are you? [03:03] Crowd 1     What do we do now?! [03:04] Crowd 2     Are we all going to be bitten     and become monsters? [03:07] Dott     Calm down already! [03:09] sign     Dott Burns     Mayor [03:09] Dott     There's absolutely nothing to worry about! [03:13] Dott     There's a sturdy wall around this mansion! [03:16] Dott     No one can get in! [03:17] Citizen     Someone got in! [03:18] Dott     What?! [03:20] Citizen     Sion the hero! [03:24] Citizen 3     Mr. Hero! [03:26] Citizen 4     The legendary hero's come to save us! [03:29] Colin     What are they doing here? [03:31] Colin     I thought we'd given them the slip! [03:33] Touka     Hey, aren't you two... [03:35] Touka     Just my imagination. [03:39] Colin     Th-That woman... [03:44] Colin     Your lady friend there seems     a bit under the weather. [03:48] Colin     She didn't... get bit, did she? [03:52] Colin     Maybe we should check. Just to be sure. [03:55] Touka     Sh-She's just caught a cold! [03:58] Touka     She hasn't been bitten!     You don't need to check! [04:00] Colin     Judging by your reaction... [04:01] Colin     She's infected, right? [04:04] Colin     We can't give anyone special treatment,     not even a companion of the hero! [04:08] Colin     Anyone bitten needs to die,     or they'll put us all in danger! [04:13] Citizens     He's right! Kill her! [04:14] Citizens     Isn't the hero's job to protect us?! [04:17] Colin     Hey, no worries. [04:19] Colin     I'll do it for you. [04:24] Colin     Never thought I'd get my revenge     this quickly. [04:27] Colin     Talk about good luck! [04:28] Touka     Ein Grendel! [04:32] Touka     If you lay a single finger on her... [04:36] Touka     I'll kill you where you stand. [04:38] Anri     Sir Touka! [04:38] Marguerite     Touka! [04:40] Marguerite     Is it true, then, that Yuna was... [04:42] Citizen     Mr. Hero! I thought you were here to save us! [04:47] Touka     Shut up! [04:48] Touka     Are you telling me if your      loved ones turned into monsters, [04:51] Touka     you'd be willing to kill 'em just like that? [04:54] Touka     Well, not me! [04:56] Touka     I'll protect Yuna, no matter     who I have to fight to do it! [04:59] Marguerite     Touka! Sheath your sword and calm yourself! [05:02] Touka     You're against me too, Marguerite?! [05:04] Marguerite     Of course not! [05:05] Marguerite     But take a look around you! [05:07] Marguerite     You're putting all of these people in danger! [05:13] Anri     Why did you hide it from us? [05:15] Anri     You must know that we would     never abandon Dame Yuna. [05:19] Touka     Sorry. I freaked myself out about it, and... [05:25] Touka     Yuna! [05:27] Touka     Stop it! [05:28] Citizen A     It's too late! [05:29] Citizen B     Someone kill her already! [05:31] Marguerite     Touka! [05:32] Touka     Stay back! You'll get bit! [05:34] Touka     Yuna! [05:35] Touka     Please, Yuna! Wake up! [05:40] Anri     I'll give it a try. [05:41] Anri     Ein Goedde! [05:49] Citizen B     Sh-She stopped... [05:52] Anri     Dame Yuna merely has a cold. [05:54] Anri     Isn't that right? [05:56] Citizen A     Whew, you scared me there! [05:58] Citizen B     That wasn't funny at all, Mr. Hero! [06:03] Touka     What's going on here, Anri? [06:05] Touka     How can you control Yuna with necromancy? [06:08] Touka     Don't tell me she's dea— [06:10] Anri     No, look at Miss Yuna's head with this. [06:13] Anri     It's Ein Bidiel. [06:19] Touka/Marguerite     Ein Bidiel? [06:22] Anri     I acquired this crystal in the capital. [06:24] Anri     It lets you perceive others' mana levels. [06:27] Anri     More precisely, it grants perception     of formless things like mana and souls. [06:31] Marguerite     I see Yuna's soul, mana wall, and... [06:35] Touka     What's that wrapped around it? [06:37] Anri     The spell responsible for     the sudden change in her behavior. [06:40] Anri     It's likely suppressing her soul,     stripping away her reason, [06:44] Anri     and making her act like a monster. [06:46] Touka     Which means Yuna's still in there,      and she's still alive? [06:51] Anri     Indeed. [06:53] Touka     I'm so glad. [06:55] Touka     Then why'd the necromancy work? [06:56] Anri     The spell seems to weaken the target's soul, [07:00] Anri     leaving them in a corpse-like state. [07:03] Anri     I'm so relieved it worked! [07:05] Touka     You weren't sure it would?! [07:07] Marguerite     If this is the doing of magic, [07:09] Marguerite     then stealing or destroying     the caster's crystal [07:11] Marguerite     should return Yuna to normal. [07:13] Touka     You mean it?! [07:14] Touka     Okay! Then let's find the caster, fast! [07:18] Marguerite     Wait! [07:19] Marguerite     It's not safe to go out in the dark     with all those zombies around! [07:23] Anri     It would be wise to be patient.     We should wait until dawn. [07:26] Touka     Can you really keep control     of Yuna until then? [07:29] Anri     It's true that I cannot use     remote necromancy while asleep. [07:33] Anri     So I shall use possession necromancy     to take over her body. [07:38] Touka     You're going to possess Yuna? [07:40] Anri     If remote necromancy works,     possession necromancy surely will as well. [07:44] sign     Anri's Soul [07:44] sign     Yuna's Soul [07:44] Anri     I don't think the enemy's spell     will take notice of my soul inside her, [07:49] Anri     as two souls in one body     is a most unusual circumstance. [07:55] Touka     Anri. [07:57] Touka     Let me possess Yuna. [08:00] Touka     If you do it, you won't be able to     use your remote necromancy, right? [08:04] Anri     Indeed, I cannot use other forms     of necromancy outside my own body. [08:08] Touka     I figured as much. [08:09] Touka     And since your remote necromancy     works on infected people, [08:13] Touka     having you possess someone else     isn't a smart move. [08:16] Anri     But with your mana level, you won't be     able to withstand possession necromancy. [08:20] Touka     I'll use some soma drops, then! [08:23] Marguerite     You can't! They're far too precious! [08:26] Touka     Aren't you a princess?     How'd you get so stingy? [08:29] Touka     What's the point in having a bunch     left over after we save the world? [08:33] Marguerite     But I could possess Yuna as well! [08:35] Touka     And if someone who knows Yuna happens to     show up, could you play her effectively? [08:40] Touka     Well, I could! [08:42] Touka     I know everything about her. [08:45] Touka     Don't worry. [08:46] Touka     I've got no ulterior motives here! [08:48] Touka     You gotta trust me. [08:50] Touka     This is the best way to save Yuna! [08:54] Anri     Very well. [08:55] Anri     I'll allow you to possess her. [08:58] Anri     Are you ready? [09:00] Touka     Yeah. [09:02] Anri     Possession necromancy! [09:09] Anri     Are you all right? [09:16] Touka (Yuna)     I'm just fine. [09:17] Touka (Yuna)     It went off without a hitch. [09:18] Touka (Yuna)     Gonna take some getting used to, though. [09:22] Touka (Yuna)     Now Yuna's thighs belong to me! [09:25] Marguerite     Touka! What are you doing?! [09:27] Touka (Yuna)     Uh, just checking for any more bite marks! [09:30] Touka (Yuna)     I haven't discovered any injuries yet, but... [09:33] Marguerite     Oh, I see. [09:35] Marguerite     I thought for a moment you     had more illicit intentions... [09:38] Touka (Yuna)     Marguerite. [09:40] Touka (Yuna)     You really think I'd do something     so lousy in this situation? [09:44] Touka (Yuna)     I'm just doing this to protect Yuna! [09:47] Marguerite     F-Forgive me. [09:50] Touka     That was close! Be careful, dude! [09:52] Touka     You'll get your chance for     a nice long look at her thighs later! [09:55] Touka     Be subtle. Be natural... [09:57] Touka (Yuna)     Well, guess I better take a bath before bed! [10:01] Touka (Yuna)     All that running's worked up a sweat! [10:04] Touka     That should do it! [10:06] Marguerite     Oh, in that case... [10:08] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, what's all this? [10:11] Marguerite     I thought Yuna would be embarrassed     to learn that you bathed her. [10:14] Anri     So we'll scrub you up and down! [10:17] Touka     Damn it! I can't see her thighs     with this blindfold on! [10:20] Touka (Yuna)     Eek! [10:21] Marguerite     Are you all right? [10:23] Marguerite     Did we aggravate your injury? [10:24] Touka (Yuna)     Nah, I'm okay... [10:27] Touka     What's with this sensation?! [10:29] Touka     Is this what a woman's body is like? [10:31] Touka     Man, this is way over the top! [10:34] Touka (Yuna)     A-Aren't you scrubbing a little hard? [10:36] Anri     It's the only way to get the dirt off. [10:39] Touka     I can't enjoy Yuna's thighs like this! [10:42] Touka (Yuna)     Stop it, you guys! [10:45] Marguerite     Oh, don't be shy! [10:46] Anri     You'll feel much better with     all the sweat washed off! [10:50] Touka     Damn, I couldn't even focus on her thighs! [10:54] Marguerite     Shall we get some rest, then? [10:57] Marguerite     The mayor reserved us each a room. [11:04] Touka     At last! [11:06] Touka     Yuna's thighs are all mine! [11:10] Touka     Who is it now?! [11:15] Touka (Yuna)     Wh-What now? [11:16] Marguerite     We decided it might be best to     sleep in the same room, just in case. [11:21] Touka (Yuna)     But you can't share a room with a guy! [11:23] Anri     I feel safe with you, Sir Touka! [11:26] Marguerite     And... I... have no objection either. [11:30] Marguerite     After all, you're currently in Yuna's body. [11:37] Touka     The hell is this situation? [11:41] Touka     Wait, duh! Talk about a lucky break! [11:45] Touka     I can enjoy Yuna's and Marguerite's     thighs at the same time! [11:49] sign     Faromian Binding Technique:     Instant Binding [11:51] Touka (Yuna)     Huh? [11:52] Marguerite     A natural part of a princess's education. [11:55] Touka (Yuna)     Wh-Why? [11:57] Marguerite     I wish to protect Yuna     just as much as you do. [12:01] Touka (Yuna)     What?! [12:04] Citizen     Hey! Look! [12:20] Belarco     It's begun. [12:21] Touka (Yuna)     What was that sound?! [12:24] Marguerite     The wall has been destroyed! [12:26] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, Anri, wake up! [12:28] Touka (Yuna)     We're under attack! [12:30] Touka (Yuna)     Wake the hell up, damn it! [12:35] Citizen     This way! [12:38] Colin     They finally made it in, eh? [12:43] Colin     This should liven things up a bit. [12:45] Neigan     Hey, don't kill them! [12:47] Neigan     They can still be returned to normal. [12:49] Colin     Oh, really? [12:51] Colin     Whoops! That was my double. [12:54] Colin     Touching it will give you a shock. [12:58] Colin     Don't worry. He's not dead... probably. [13:02] Colin     Anyway, wanna get a load     of the mayor in the throes of despair... [13:06] Colin     Neigan? [13:10] Anri     I'm too sleepy, Sir Touka. [13:12] Touka (Yuna)     Quit sulking! [13:15] Touka (Yuna)     See? They made it all the way     here 'cause you're so slow! [13:18] Marguerite     There are so many. [13:19] Marguerite     It will be difficult to break through     without harming them. [13:24] Anri     Remote necromancy! [13:27] Anri     I can hold them with necromancy. [13:31] Colin     Found you! [13:33] Dott     Please, help me! [13:36] Colin     You need help? [13:38] Colin     I thought you said this mansion was safe! [13:41] Dott     There's a safe place close to here! [13:42] Dott     I'll show you the way! [13:45] Neigan     Not good! That's a devil! [13:47] Neigan     We need to save him! [13:48] Colin     Save him? [13:50] Colin     Stop joking around, Neigan. [13:53] Colin     That's the legendary hero's job. [13:55] Touka (Yuna)     Hey! Someone's in trouble! [13:57] Anri     We're too far away to help him! [14:00] Marguerite     Don't worry. We can make it. [14:03] Anri     The magic crystal for shooting chunks of ice? [14:05] Anri     But it isn't very powerful, is it? [14:08] Marguerite     No, which is why I'll use this. [14:11] Marguerite     This enchanted bow can concentrate     spell effects into arrows. [14:18] Marguerite     Ein Fleurety! [14:26] Dott     I'm saved... [14:29] Colin     Is there really somewhere safe to go? [14:32] Dott     Yes. It's this way! [14:44] Belarco     You made it, impostor hero. [14:47] Touka (Yuna)     Don't tell me he's our safety net. [14:50] Belarco     I see. Is it finally my— [14:53] Dott     Nah, he's got nothing to do with anything. [14:55] Dott     It's that room there! [15:09] Dott     Well? What do you think     of my steel-reinforced room?! [15:12] Touka (Yuna)     It's even got cannons! [15:14] Dott     That's right! [15:15] Dott     We can mount attacks in any direction! [15:22] Dott     You see? [15:23] Touka (Yuna)     Idiot! Now they know right where we are! [15:26] Dott     So what if they do? [15:28] Dott     We're totally safe in this room! [15:32] Touka (Yuna)     Did you forget they breached the wall? [15:34] Touka (Yuna)     Even if we're safe, we're the only ones left! [15:41] Dott     It's all over! [15:43] Touka     This mayor really sucks. [15:45] Dott     I first heard the news three days ago.     Only a few people were affected... [15:50] Dott     But I did nothing to stop it     and let life go on as always. [15:55] Dott     I never thought it would turn     into a crisis in just a few days! [16:01] Marguerite     There's nothing to worry about. [16:04] Marguerite     We shall return them all to normal. [16:08] Dott     Wait, you... [16:09] Dott     Aren't you... [16:11] Dott     the princess? [16:12] Marguerite     O-Of course not! [16:14] Marguerite     Pure mistaken identity. [16:16] Dott     I'm sure you don't remember me, [16:19] Dott     but we met once when you were very young. [16:22] Dott     I would never mistake that beauty mark! [16:25] sign     Faromian Ultimate Disguise Technique:     Mole Clone Technique [16:25] Marguerite     I have another over here! [16:28] Dott     Oh, excuse me! I suppose it's     mistaken identity after all. [16:31] Neigan     She drew it on. [16:32] Colin     Totally drew it on. [16:33] Colin     Wait, so that's really her? [16:35] Marguerite     A-Anyway, if there are     devils attacking as well, [16:39] Marguerite     is it possible that a devil is also     behind the spell affecting the townspeople? [16:45] Anri     Indeed. [16:46] Anri     And a spell of this scale suggests     a high-rank one, at that. [16:51] Touka (Yuna)     A high-rank devil? [16:52] Touka (Yuna)     If it's like the one we fought     in the capital, this is gonna be tricky... [16:56] Touka (Yuna)     Wait. [16:57] Touka (Yuna)     Anri, did you grab Leland's     X-ray spell crystal? [17:01] Anri     I did. [17:04] Touka     Ein Togras! [17:06] Marguerite     Touka?! [17:07] Marguerite     This is hardly the time or place! [17:09] Touka (Yuna)     U-Uh, my mistake! [17:10] Touka (Yuna)     I meant to search for the devil! [17:15] Touka (Yuna)     Still, it's pretty tricky... [17:17] Touka (Yuna)     If I use too much mana,     I see through everything... [17:21] Touka (Yuna)     Hang on. What if I use it     with the mana-seeing crystal? [17:25] Touka (Yuna)     That'll do! [17:26] Touka (Yuna)     Now I can see where they all are! [17:28] Anri     Very impressive, Sir Touka! [17:30] Touka (Yuna)     I can make out three nonhumans for sure. [17:34] Touka (Yuna)     Is the brightest one a high-rank devil? [17:37] Touka (Yuna)     A quick glance around revealed three devils. [17:39] Touka (Yuna)     We've got the four of us, [17:42] Touka (Yuna)     the two of them, [17:43] Touka (Yuna)     and the mayor. [17:44] Touka (Yuna)     That's seven of us in total. [17:46] Belarco     Hey. You forgot about me. [17:49] Touka (Yuna)     If we know where they are,     we can come up with an ambush, right? [17:53] Colin     Huh? Why should we help? [17:55] Colin     Sorry, but we're not a part of this! [17:58] Touka (Yuna)     By the way, aren't you... [17:59] Colin     Crud! She does remember us from the capital! [18:02] Colin     Look, it wasn't my fault! [18:04] Colin     I was just following Leland's orders! [18:07] Marguerite     As I thought... [18:08] Marguerite     You were working with Leland, then? [18:11] Colin     Y-Yeah... [18:14] Colin     I guess that means     you really are the princess. [18:17] Colin     What are you gonna do about it? [18:20] Marguerite     Your involvement in the capital     incident is absolutely unforgivable. [18:26] Marguerite     But desperate times call     for desperate measures. [18:28] Marguerite     We need every set of hands available. [18:31] Marguerite     If you help us save this town, [18:34] Marguerite     I shall use my authority     to guarantee you clemency. [18:39] Neigan     I-I... [18:41] Neigan     If she's giving us a chance to atone, [18:44] Neigan     I think we'd better take it. [18:48] Colin     Yeah, yeah, I get it. [18:50] Colin     We just gotta help, right? [18:58] Touka (Yuna)     Below us! [19:04] Mayor     They attacked from below? [19:06] Mayor     How'd they know where we were?! [19:08] Touka (Yuna)     Because you fired that damn cannon! [19:11] Adele     Sion the hero... [19:13] Adele     So you are here. [19:19] Adele     I've done it. [19:21] Anri     It's not an issue. [19:23] Anri     He can regenerate from standard attacks. [19:26] Adele     It didn't work? [19:28] Adele     Why didn't it work? [19:37] Touka (Yuna)     It blows up anything it touches! [19:41] Touka (Yuna)     Not good! [19:43] Touka (Yuna)     Marguerite! [19:46] sign     Faromian Undressing Technique:     Molted Shell [19:48] Marguerite     If not for Isaac's teachings,     I could have died there! [19:51] Touka (Yuna)     The hell was that old man thinking?! [19:53] Touka     But thanks, bro! [19:55] Touka (Yuna)     Damn it! Let's get outside for now! [20:03] Colin     Sorry, that was my double. [20:06] Colin     There's one down. [20:08] Touka (Yuna)     You okay? [20:10] Marguerite     Yes. [20:11] Marguerite     A true princess must be capable     of enduring far greater levels of shame! [20:14] Touka (Yuna)     Your lack of shame seems     pretty unprincesslike to me! [20:17] Colin     To survive an explosion spell,     it must be pretty tough. [20:23] Belarco     I'll take care of this one... [20:25] Belarco     by sending it to the next world. [20:27] Colin     You'll "take care of it"? [20:28] Colin     It's already on its last legs! [20:33] Touka (Yuna)     They're turning on each other? [20:35] Marguerite     No, that must be... [20:42] Touka (Yuna)     On its last legs, my ass! [20:43] Touka (Yuna)     It's alive and kicking! [20:47] Marguerite     Its behavior is totally different now! [20:49] Marguerite     Could it be... [20:50] Anri     Indeed, no doubt about it. [20:51] Anri     This is the same spell     affecting the townspeople! [20:54] Touka (Yuna)     So that high-rank devil is the caster?! [20:59] Touka (Yuna)     Anri, enlarge the hero's sword     and crush the damn thing! [21:03] Anri     Very well! [21:06] Anri     What? It's not working. [21:08] Touka (Yuna)     Don't be stupid! [21:09] Touka (Yuna)     You just gotta imagine it getting big. [21:12] Anri     That's what I'm doing, but it's not working. [21:14] Touka (Yuna)     Here, let me show you. [21:17] Touka (Yuna)     Just stick the thing out     and imagine it growing. [21:24] Touka (Yuna)     See? Easy. [21:26] Anri     Wow! Very impressive, Sir Touka! [21:29] Marguerite     Why can you use the Sacred Sword? [21:32] Touka (Yuna)     What do you mean? [21:33] Touka (Yuna)     I've been using it this whole damn time. [21:36] Marguerite     But you're currently in Yuna's body. [21:41] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, you're right. [21:43] Touka (Yuna)     What's that about? [21:45] sign     Next Time [21:46] sign     A New Legendary Hero [23:16] Milly     Hey. You all right? [23:21] Belarco     I'm fine. [23:23] Milly     I think you were carried here from the city. [23:26] Belarco     The people there have     all turned into monsters. [23:30] Milly     I see. [23:31] Milly     Well, I guess I'd better do something. [23:35] Milly     After all, I'm the legendary hero! E7 - A New Legendary Hero Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Touka (Yuna)     Why can I use the Sacred Sword     in Yuna's body? [00:04] Anri     I do not know. [00:05] Marguerite     You've been chosen. [00:06] Marguerite     You've become the true legendary hero, Touka. [00:10] Touka (Yuna)     Me? The hero? [00:12] Marguerite     Which means I can fulfill     my royal duty as well. [00:15] Marguerite     So let us wed at once! Right this instant! [00:18] Touka (Yuna)     What are you, stupid? [00:19] Touka (Yuna)     No freaking way can I just     get married like that! [00:22] Marguerite     But it is my duty! [00:23] Marguerite     Or are you going to abandon me     the way the last hero did? [00:27] Touka (Yuna)     Well, I don't want that either... [00:29] Touka (Yuna)     L-Look, now that I'm     really the legendary hero, [00:32] Touka (Yuna)     I've got a more important mission     to deal with first. [00:34] Marguerite     A more important mission? [00:36] Touka (Yuna)     Yeah, that's right. [00:37] Touka     Until I complete my mission of enjoying     the thighs of beautiful girls the world over, [00:41] Touka     I can't possibly settle down! [00:43] Touka (Yuna)     And at this particular moment... [00:45] Touka (Yuna)     We're in battle! [00:46] Touka (Yuna)     That thing's still going?! [00:49] Anri     The high-rank devil's spell must     have sent it into a berserker fury. [00:53] Anri     Which means... [00:54] Anri     Ein Goedde! [00:55] Anri     Finish it! [01:00] sign     HE'S DEAD [01:12] sign     THE [01:13] sign     LEGEN [01:13] sign     DARY [01:14] sign     HERO [01:14] sign     IS [01:15] sign     DEAD [02:29] sign     A New Legendary Hero [02:29] sign     Episode 7 [02:34] Colin     Ein Furfur. [02:38] Colin     And now... [02:40] Colin     The finish! [02:43] Neigan     The high-rank devil disappeared. [02:46] Colin     It looked pretty freaked out     when it attacked the hero. [02:49] Colin     Maybe it tossed the mid-rank devil     out as a distraction and fled? [02:53] Colin     Either way, let's get down there and search. [02:58] Neigan     Colin! [02:58] Colin     Shit! You gotta be kidding me! [03:00] Touka (Yuna)     What happened? [03:02] Touka (Yuna)     Get out! Close the door! [03:07] Touka (Yuna)     There's a ton of 'em down there! [03:09] Marguerite     Do you mean to say they're being controlled     rather than mindlessly rampaging? [03:13] Touka (Yuna)     No... [03:14] Touka (Yuna)     I think they're attracted     by sound and voices. [03:17] Colin     Forget that crap! [03:18] Colin     We gotta find and kill that     high-rank devil ASAP! [03:21] Anri     There it is! [03:24] Adele     My power failed to work     on the legendary hero. [03:26] Adele     And that necromancer as well... [03:31] Touka (Yuna)     Damn it! I missed! [03:32] Colin     The hell are you doing? [03:34] Colin     I'm not becoming a monster today... [03:36] Colin     We can't let that thing get away! [03:39] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, you jerk! [03:40] Anri     It's my turn now, right? [03:43] Colin     That's it! I'll finish you! [03:47] Diego     Don't bully my girl that way. [03:51] Diego     You've got me on the verge of tears. [03:55] Touka (Yuna)     What're you doing on that horse? [03:57] Dott     It turns out horses don't get     infected! Great news, eh? [04:00] Touka (Yuna)     Don't tell me... You're the mayor!     You're running away?! [04:03] Dott     You bet I am. [04:06] Touka (Yuna)     Hey! Wait, damn it! [04:08] Neigan     Hang in there! [04:09] Marguerite     We need to stop the bleeding! [04:15] Touka (Yuna)     White hair and red eyes... [04:17] Touka (Yuna)     That guy's a necromancer? [04:19] Anri     That's Sir Diego! [04:21] Diego     Hey there, Anri, Hero. [04:23] Diego     So glad to see you both again. [04:25] Touka (Yuna)     I dunno who the hell you are. [04:27] Diego     Come now, you were there too. [04:30] Diego     I'm aggrieved that you forgot the night     we spent together in the capital. [04:35] Anri     Sir Diego, were you the one inhabiting     the high-rank devil that night? [04:39] Touka (Yuna)     Oh, right, the guy possessing     the devil I beat... [04:42] Diego     You're not the one who beat me. [04:45] Diego     Or were you the one inside the hero, then? [04:48] Diego     So the hero's dead, is he? [04:50] Diego     The slayer of the hero     who defeated the Dark Lord... [04:53] Diego     Just who are you? [04:55] Anri     This is Sir Touka! [04:56] Touka (Yuna)     Hang on a minute! That was an accident! [04:58] Diego     You certainly seemed overwhelmingly     powerful that night... [05:02] Diego     But you're only mana level 4, eh? [05:05] Touka     It's dropped that much?! [05:07] Touka     'Cause I got carried away using     the Sacred Sword and spells and stuff?! [05:10] Touka (Yuna)     W-Well, when you get as good as me, [05:12] Touka (Yuna)     you can draw out that much power     with just mana level 4! [05:15] Anri     No, Sir Touka uses potions     to increase his level. [05:18] Anri     His native mana level is 1. [05:20] Touka (Yuna)     Why'd you tell him that?! [05:23] Diego     Mana level 1? Like an insect or a fish? [05:27] Anri     I'm afraid Sir Touka's talents     cannot be quantified with mana level. [05:33] Diego     So if he killed the hero, does that mean     he agrees with our goal? [05:38] Anri     Your goal? [05:40] Anri     Revenge for three years ago? [05:42] Diego     Yeah, we want revenge. [05:45] Diego     It's been four months since the seal     on the Gates of Hell dissolved. [05:49] Diego     Soon, its miasma will permeate these lands. [05:52] Diego     In the name of revenge, [05:54] Diego     we'll bring death to the humans [05:57] Diego     and fill this world with their corpses! [06:01] Anri     Are there any other surviving necromancers? [06:04] Diego     Oh, yes. [06:05] Diego     Seeing you alive, Anri, made me cry with joy. [06:08] Diego     Let's all work together to get our revenge. [06:12] Anri     I fear I cannot do that. [06:14] Anri     I made a promise to the legendary hero. [06:17] Anri     A promise to save the world. [06:19] Diego     Huh? You're kidding, right? [06:22] Touka (Yuna)     Now, now. [06:23] Touka (Yuna)     Revenge is a nasty business, man.     Just call it off. [06:26] Touka (Yuna)     I heard about folks treating necromancers     as devils and killing 'em off three years ago. [06:31] Touka (Yuna)     But you could probably talk it out     now and come to terms. [06:35] Touka (Yuna)     I can even use the hero's form     to help convince the king of it! [06:40] Marguerite     I, too, shall offer my royal aid! [06:43] Diego     Talk it out? [06:46] Diego     What an absolutely ridiculous thought! [06:48] Diego     If you people would listen, [06:50] Diego     that slaughter three years ago     never would've happened! [06:53] Diego     It was you people—you humans—     who refused to hear us out. [06:59] Diego     But I'll agree that talk is important... [07:01] Diego     That's how we managed to forge     an alliance with the devils. [07:07] Anri     You've lost your mind! [07:08] Anri     Have you forgotten our time in Hell? [07:11] Anri     The devils are our true enemies! [07:13] Diego     Sorry, Anri. [07:14] Diego     Our enemies are the humans. [07:17] Diego     Ein Andromalius. [07:20] Touka (Yuna)     An eyeball? [07:21] Diego     To use necromancy, you have to     know where your target is. [07:27] Diego     This spell lets me locate a target,     no matter how far away they are. [07:33] Diego     Come to me now, my frenzied masses! [07:36] Diego     But deep down, they're law-abiding citizens! [07:38] Diego     Dare you kill them?! [07:42] Touka (Yuna)     He's gotta be almost out of mana, right? [07:44] Anri     No. [07:45] Anri     He isn't, Sir Touka. [07:46] Anri     Necromancers aren't like ordinary humans. [07:49] Touka (Yuna)     But even if his mana level's high,     he's gotta hit a limit eventually, right? [07:52] Touka (Yuna)     Even you run out. [07:54] Anri     I'm considered a failure among necromancers. [08:00] Touka (Yuna)     The hell is his mana level?! [08:02] Anri     The upper limit in humans is level 10. [08:04] Anri     But necromancers, with bodies adapted     to the conditions of Hell, [08:08] Anri     can far outstrip that. [08:10] Anri     Diego's mana level is 40. [08:14] Touka     F-Forty?! [08:16] Colin     But it never pulled out my needle. [08:19] Colin     Ein Furfur! [08:21] Diego     Ein Vampyr. [08:23] Adele     I thank you, Lord Diego. [08:26] Diego     What were you thinking, you pathetic whore?! [08:28] Adele     Forgive me! [08:30] Diego     Get the hell out of here until this is over! [08:33] Anri     Sir Touka! [08:34] Anri     They're coming! [08:36] Touka     No idea how long a level 4     Sacred Sword will hold out, but... [08:40] sign     Form Change: Wall [08:43] Diego     Yes, I see! [08:45] Diego     Well, then... [08:47] Diego     If you're the problem here,     I'd better clear you out first. [08:50] Touka     Yeah, figures he'd come after me. [08:53] Touka     Damn... [08:54] Touka (Yuna)     Hold on a minute! [08:57] Touka (Yuna)     Surely you have questions, right? [08:58] Touka (Yuna)     How can a guy who's not the legendary     hero use the Sacred Sword? [09:03] Diego     Yes, I suppose I do. [09:05] Diego     The legendary hero is dead. [09:07] Diego     I would understand if you were     still inhabiting his corpse, but... [09:10] Diego     Who exactly are you? [09:12] Touka     I dunno why I can use     the Sacred Sword either... [09:16] Touka     But now I've got your attention! [09:17] Touka (Yuna)     You said you wanted revenge, right? [09:20] Touka (Yuna)     I bet you're riding pretty high,     getting the devils on your side and all. [09:23] Touka (Yuna)     But there's one major change     compared to three years ago. [09:27] Touka (Yuna)     And that would be me. [09:31] Touka (Yuna)     Remember what Anri said? [09:33] Touka (Yuna)     My talents can't be     quantified with mana level. [09:36] Touka (Yuna)     I killed the legendary hero,     I can use the guy's Sacred Sword, [09:39] Touka (Yuna)     and I even put a stop to Leland. [09:42] Touka (Yuna)     You know why that is? [09:44] Touka (Yuna)     The answer's simple. [09:46] Touka (Yuna)     I wield the ultimate power,     greater even than magic... [09:49] Touka (Yuna)     The power of lushighs. [09:51] Marguerite     "Luscious thighs"? [09:53] Marguerite     If you're going to bluff, at least     come up with a more believable name! [09:57] Diego     The power of lushighs? [09:58] Anri     I knew it! [10:00] Marguerite     They both bought it! [10:02] Marguerite     Is he spinning this bluff to some other end? [10:05] Marguerite     Or is he just trying to buy time? [10:07] Touka (Yuna)     There's no way you can beat me like this. [10:10] Touka (Yuna)     But if you restore the people     this instant, I'll spare you. [10:14] Touka (Yuna)     Lushigh-wielders like me     are quite magnanimous, you see. [10:18] Diego     I'll admit you are an unknown. [10:21] Diego     It would be unwise to recklessly     throw myself into battle with you. [10:25] Diego     But... [10:26] Diego     I can always decide to withdraw after     that wall breaks down, can't I? [10:32] Diego     Talents that can't be     quantified with mana level? [10:35] Diego     Ridiculous! [10:36] Diego     You couldn't even use the Sacred     Sword properly without mana! [10:41] Marguerite     Touka, if you use soma drops— [10:43] Touka (Yuna)     Nah, no need for that. [10:46] Touka (Yuna)     I'm gonna show you the power within me [10:49] Touka (Yuna)     that can't be quantified with mana levels! [10:54] Touka (Yuna)     Guess you didn't realize we had     another ally on our side. [10:58] Adele     Lord Diego! Lord Diego! [11:01] Touka (Yuna)     I asked the mayor to take     on a little job for us. [11:05] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)     You wanna see Marguerite naked in stockings? [11:08] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)     If you do... [11:09] Touka (Yuna)     "Fetch the enchanted carriage," I told him! [11:11] Marguerite     You can't just promise something like that! [11:13] Dott     Your Highness. [11:14] Dott     I returned to see you naked in stockings. [11:17] Marguerite     Absolutely not! [11:18] Touka (Yuna)     Behold the power of lushighs! [11:20] Touka (Yuna)     The power to manipulate men     attracted to luscious thighs! [11:24] Neigan     But how did the mayor know who to hit? [11:27] Neigan     He wasn't here, so he couldn't have known     that necromancer was our enemy. [11:30] Touka (Yuna)     Got my message, did you? [11:32] Dott     Yes. [11:33] Touka (Yuna)     It's not too obvious from up close. [11:35] sign     "Dude with the white hair is the enemy!" [11:38] Touka (Yuna)     Anri, remote necromancy. [11:40] Anri     Yes! [11:40] Touka (Yuna)     All right... [11:42] Touka (Yuna)     Now to defeat the high-rank devil. [11:49] Diego     Not bad for a bunch of pathetic nobodies! [11:52] Touka (Yuna)     No way! He's still kicking?! [11:55] Diego     You stole my control, eh? [11:58] Diego     I must've lost focus     for a split second there... [12:01] Diego     But I wonder how long you can keep them     under control with your mana level! [12:05] Diego     Though if you use all of them,     you might just stand a chance! [12:08] Dott     That won't be necessary! [12:10] Dott     I brought some powerful reinforcements! [12:12] Milly     Indeed, your true hope is here... [12:15] Milly     Now that the legendary hero     Milly Yunis has arrived! [12:19] Touka (Yuna)     Milly? [12:20] Milly     Huh? What're you doing here... [12:23] Milly     Big Sis? [12:26] Touka (Yuna)     Why are you here? [12:28] Fieri     We could ask you the same thing! [12:30] Touka     Yuna's dad?! [12:31] Fieri     I told you to stay in the village! [12:34] Fieri     But Princess Marguerite...     you've certainly grown, haven't you? [12:38] Touka     I just remembered... [12:40] Touka     This lousy creep can't stop himself     from perving on boobs! [12:45] Diego     Enough of this farce. [12:47] Diego     There can't be two legendary heroes. [12:50] Milly     Then let me show you... [12:51] Milly     the power of my Sacred Sword, Durandal! [12:58] Fieri     Yunisian Fighting Technique... [13:00] Fieri     Fire-Thunder! [13:04] Dorothy     Ein Nidhogg. [13:06] Touka (Yuna)     Awesome! You beat him! [13:09] Adele     Lord Diego! Lord Diego! [13:11] Fieri     Gotta appreciate nice tits,     even on an enemy. [13:14] Touka (Yuna)     That one! That's the one     enslaving the townspeople! [13:18] Fieri     All right. [13:19] Fieri     Your tits are absurd! [13:21] Fieri     With my own hands, I will— [13:23] Milly     Papa! [13:26] Touka (Yuna)     Even after all that... [13:27] Diego     Oh, how very amusing! [13:29] Diego     So amusing, I could cry! [13:31] Diego     You're not just pathetic     nobodies after all! [13:34] Diego     But this is all a distraction     from my original goal. [13:42] Diego     We'll finish another time. [13:44] Marguerite     You shan't escape! [13:46] Diego     Ah, but here's a word to the wise... [13:48] Diego     That spell is devil-conversion magic. [13:51] Diego     In about a day, they'll     begin turning into devils, [13:54] Diego     starting with the ones     with the lowest mana levels. [13:57] Touka     The lowest mana levels? Yuna! [14:00] Diego     At that point,     even if you slay the caster here, [14:02] Diego     they're done for! [14:03] Diego     They'll be man-eating monsters     for the rest of their lives! [14:07] Diego     Now, struggle all you like! [14:09] Diego     I'll enjoy watching you from afar. [14:13] Diego     And if you survive, perhaps we'll meet again! [14:18] Marguerite     Touka, why did you stop me? [14:20] Touka (Yuna)     Anri's at her limit. [14:22] Touka (Yuna)     If he'd stayed any longer,     the tables would've turned again. [14:26] Touka (Yuna)     Let's lure them in with sound     and seal them in the mansion. [14:29] Marguerite     All right. [14:32] Marguerite     That was the explosion spell     the mid-rank devil used on the roof. [14:36] Marguerite     I'll use it to draw them in. [14:39] Shannon     Master Fieri. [14:40] Shannon     Let me use a healing spell to— [14:42] Fieri     No. [14:43] Fieri     Take care of him first. [14:46] Colin     Will this counteract the spell     that thing cast on me? [14:50] Shannon     No, I'm afraid that's beyond my capabilities. [14:53] Shannon     I'm sorry. [14:54] Colin     Damn. So I'm gonna become a monster? [14:57] Colin     I can't freaking believe this... [14:59] Colin     Hey. You said you had the power of ludicrous? [15:02] Touka (Yuna)     Lushighs. [15:03] Colin     Here. [15:05] Colin     Take this, okay? [15:07] Colin     It's my magic crystals and enchanted tools. [15:09] Colin     Use them in your fight, would you? [15:13] Colin     I like playing the trickster myself. [15:17] Colin     The way you fight is so     ludicrous. I loved it. [15:20] Colin     I feel like I can trust my life to you. [15:23] Colin     It's ludicrous guys like you     that actually give me hope. [15:29] Touka (Yuna)     You got it. [15:31] Touka (Yuna)     I swear I'll beat that devil. [15:33] Touka (Yuna)     There's someone I've gotta save, too. [15:39] Neigan     I'll protect this place if it comes to it. [15:43] Neigan     I'm counting on you. [15:44] Touka (Yuna)     Don't worry. We got this. [15:52] Mayor     I'm going to report this to the capital. [15:55] Touka (Yuna)     Don't chicken out, okay? [15:56] Dott     I won't run away again. [15:58] Dott     As mayor of this city, [15:59] Dott     and so I can see you naked in stockings, [16:01] Dott     I will do my duty! [16:04] Marguerite     I told you that's not happening! [16:05] Touka (Yuna)     I'll make sure we take out that     devil in the next 24 hours. [16:10] Touka (Yuna)     I won't let anyone transform. [16:13] Marguerite     But how will we know where     that necromancer and devil went? [16:17] Touka (Yuna)     Based on the way he was talking,     I'm guessing they ran off to their base. [16:22] Touka (Yuna)     The direction they flew off in [16:24] Touka (Yuna)     intersects with the northeast path from     the capital that Siruela described [16:29] Touka (Yuna)     right about at the perfect     place for a hideout. [16:33] Touka (Yuna)     Me and Yuna's hometown, Elvania. [16:36] Touka (Yuna)     Elvania was destroyed     by devils three years ago. [16:41] Fieri     At this rate, we'll reach Elvania     in about twelve hours. [16:44] Touka (Yuna)     Since we don't all know each other,     we oughta have some introductions. [16:48] Milly     Me, me! [16:48] Milly     I'll go first! [16:50] Milly     My name's Milly Yunis! [16:51] sign     Milly Yunis     Legendary Hero (?) [16:52] Milly     I'm a legendary hero! [16:54] Milly     I'm sixteen years old. [16:55] Milly     My likes include cheesecake     and fighting powerful enemies! [16:58] Milly     I'm 155 centimeters tall,     and my measurements are— [17:00] Touka (Yuna)     Nobody freaking asked! [17:02] Touka (Yuna)     Also, are you serious about     this "legendary hero" stuff? [17:04] Fieri     We'll discuss that later. [17:06] Fieri     I'm Yuna and Milly's father. [17:06] sign     Fieri Yunis     Yuna and Milly's Father [17:09] Fieri     My likes include my daughters and boobs. [17:12] Fieri     I'm pleased to be surrounded     by so many brilliant bazongas. [17:15] Touka (Yuna)     What a creepy self-introduction. [17:17] Marguerite     Pleased to see you again, Master Fieri. [17:19] Fieri     The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness. [17:22] Fieri     I never expected to find you     traveling with Sion the hero! [17:25] Touka (Yuna)     You guys know each other? [17:27] Marguerite     Master Fieri used to be     one of the Four Knights. [17:30] Marguerite     Isaac was beside himself when he     left the capital four years ago. [17:35] Marguerite     Why did you leave the Knights? [17:37] Fieri     As a team-building exercise,     I made a play for the female knights' tits [17:41] Fieri     and got accused of sexual harassment. [17:43] Fieri     In the end, I was stripped of my title     and exiled from the capital. [17:48] Touka (Yuna)     Sounds like you deserved it! [17:49] Fieri     Perhaps. [17:50] Fieri     But Siruela, my direct subordinate... [17:53] Fieri     She had the finest knockers of all. [17:55] Touka (Yuna)     Guess she's been through a lot, huh? [17:57] Touka (Yuna)     Okay, what about you? [17:59] Shannon     I'm Shannon Petralca. [17:59] sign     Shannon Petralca     Mage [18:01] Shannon     I'm a mage. [18:02] Milly     C'mon, Dorothy! Wake up! [18:02] sign     Dorothy Eleonora     Mage [18:06] Milly     Um... "Dorothy Eleonora.     I'm a mage. Good night." [18:11] Touka (Yuna)     "Good night"?! [18:12] Milly     "P.S., Sion and Anri..." [18:14] Milly     "It's good to see you again.     Good night," she says. [18:18] Touka (Yuna)     You guys know each other? [18:19] Fieri     She was once part of the hero's party. [18:23] Touka     She was with them? [18:25] Touka     What's she gonna do     if she finds out Sion's dead? [18:28] Touka     Worse, Anri said the hero was     the only one who accepted her. [18:31] Touka     Does that mean Dorothy might try     to kill Anri the way Kyle did?! [18:34] Fieri     Now, Sir Hero... [18:36] Fieri     Might I ask how you came to travel     with my daughter and the princess? [18:42] Fieri     Why won't you respond? [18:44] Touka (Yuna)     H-He feels kinda guilty about     the Gates of Hell getting unsealed. [18:48] Touka (Yuna)     He swore he'd focus on nothing but     his battle until he saved the world, [18:51] Touka (Yuna)     and he's been this way since! [18:52] Fieri     Incredible! Such depth of resolve! [18:54] Milly     I'm so impressed! [18:55] Touka     Whew, they bought it! [18:57] Milly     I've been wondering this for a while, [18:59] Milly     by why do you sound like that, Big Sis? [19:02] Milly     I mean the way you're talking. [19:03] Milly     You sound like Touka. [19:05] Touka     Crap! I forgot to stay in character! [19:07] Touka (Yuna)     Uh, we've been hanging out for so long,      he kinda rubbed off on me. [19:12] Milly     Don't tell me... [19:13] Milly     You're not gonna steal my Touka, are you?! [19:16] Marguerite     Wh-What exactly is your     relationship to Touka? [19:19] Milly     We said we'd get married one day! [19:21] Marguerite     Tou— Er, Yuna. [19:23] Touka (Yuna)     Heck no! That's not binding or anything! [19:25] Touka (Yuna)     She just challenged me     to a duel this one time, and... [19:28] (Flashback) Milly     If I beat you, do you promise to marry me? [19:31] (Flashback) Touka     You think a little girl like you can beat me? [19:35] (Flashback) Milly     I win! [19:36] (Flashback) Touka     Hang on! I never said only one match! [19:39] (Flashback) Touka     You gotta beat me a hundred times to win! [19:43] (Flashback) Milly     Aw... Okay, then! [19:45] Touka (Yuna)     So she kept challenging me     and beating the crap outta me. [19:50] Touka (Yuna)     Yuna finally got sick of watching it     and stepped in to save me. [19:54] Marguerite     But why in the world did you     agree to that, anyway?! [19:57] Touka (Yuna)     It's just the kind of thing kids do! [19:59] Fieri     Touka Scott... [20:00] Fieri     I never expected him to have     such an influence on my daughters. [20:04] Fieri     That disgusting pervert     with his thigh fetish... [20:07] Fieri     I'll have to take him off     the table once and for all! [20:09] Touka     Oh yeah, I forgot about all the times     this guy tried to kill me, too! [20:14] Touka     Yuna's the only one who was nice to me! [20:16] Fieri     Yuna, when this is over,     return to the village. [20:20] Fieri     Leave the fight to us [20:22] Fieri     and live out a peaceful life there. [20:25] Touka (Yuna)     I mean, that sounds nice and all... [20:28] Touka (Yuna)     But you can't tie people down. [20:30] Touka (Yuna)     Yuna's... [20:31] Touka (Yuna)     I mean, I-I've got a dream     to be a mage and stuff. [20:35] Fieri     You're still on that nonsense? [20:37] Fieri     You have no magical talent. [20:40] Fieri     Return to the village, and never     get involved with magic again! [20:43] Fieri     That's an order. [20:44] Touka     What kind of asshole is that down     on his daughter's dreams? [20:48] Touka     Though I did forget Yuna comes     from a house of famous fighters. [20:51] Touka     Is that why? [20:54] Touka (Yuna)     Well, we can talk about that later. [20:57] Touka (Yuna)     What I wanna know is why Milly's     calling herself the hero— [21:03] Touka (Yuna)     What the... [21:04] Touka (Yuna)     What's going on? [21:07] Friedrich     Was the test successful? [21:09] Diego     Yeah, in just three days, everyone     in town was under the spell's thrall. [21:13] Diego     And she only cast it directly      on a single person! [21:18] Diego     It's wonderfully compatible     with necromancy as well. [21:20] Diego     Unlike Leland, this devil will be a valuable     resource in taking over the capital. [21:25] Adele     I am honored to be of use to you. [21:28] Diego     You pathetic whore. [21:30] Diego     Then you got overconfident and walked     right into the mansion where the hero was. [21:34] Diego     You almost ruined our whole damn plan! [21:40] Friedrich     The hero was there? [21:43] Diego     Oh, yes! And we've started     playing a fun little game... [21:48] Diego     I approached anyone I thought     might be willing to help. [21:52] Diego     I asked them to hunt the hero! [21:54] Diego     Let's see if even one of them gets this far. [21:58] Diego     They'll find themselves     facing a thousand devils! [22:01] Diego     The minute they arrive,     it'll be game over! [22:07] sign     21 hours until Yuna and the others become devils [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Student! E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Fieri     We'll work things out here. [00:04] Fieri     The rest of you, go on ahead! [00:09] Touka (Yuna)     Shannon, gun it! [00:16] Ethel     Sorry to disappoint. [00:17] Ethel     But just ahead... [00:21] Ethel     is a pitfall. [00:25] Milly     If we fall from here— [00:30] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:42] sign     THE [00:43] sign     LEGEN [00:43] sign     DARY [00:44] sign     HERO [00:44] sign     IS [00:45] sign     DEAD [01:59] sign     Episode 8 [01:59] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Student! [02:00] Ethel     The shortest route to Elvania... [02:02] Ethel     I knew that if I set a trap here,     you'd fall right into it. [02:05] Ethel     Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them. [02:09] Ethel     It'd take more than a pit trap     to kill the legendary hero. [02:15] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, you okay?! [02:17] Anri     Honestly, a pitfall? [02:19] Anri     This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know. [02:21] Touka (Yuna)     I didn't dig this one, damn it! [02:23] Marguerite     What is this? [02:24] Touka (Yuna)     I adjusted the Sacred Sword's     rigidity to use it as a cushion. [02:28] Milly     Hey, hang on! [02:29] Milly     Since when could you use     the Sacred Sword, Sis?! [02:32] Touka (Yuna)     Erk! [02:32] Touka (Yuna)     I-It's part of Sion's power! [02:35] Touka (Yuna)     He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword! [02:37] Milly     I've never heard of a power     like that before... [02:40] Shannon     Hey, you think we should get out of here? [02:43] Shannon     Whoever set the trap is     probably on their way. [02:45] Anri     But with the enchanted     carriage in this state... [02:49] Marguerite     There appears to be a city nearby. [02:51] Marguerite     Shall we head in that direction? [02:53] Touka (Yuna)     Might as well. [02:54] Touka (Yuna)     We could find a new ride there     or someone to fix this one. [03:01] Marguerite     The fog is so thick... [03:03] Marguerite     Which way should we go? [03:05] Milly     My Sacred Sword can blow     this fog away, no problem! [03:11] Milly     Okay, let's get going! [03:13] Touka (Yuna)     H-Hang on! [03:14] Touka (Yuna)     There might be more traps around! [03:16] Milly     Aw, what a worrywart! [03:19] Milly     The chance of there     being more traps here is... [03:22] Milly     high! [03:23] Anri     Do you have something against Dame Milly?! [03:25] Touka (Yuna)     I'm tellin' you it ain't me! [03:27] Touka (Yuna)     Milly! Get back here already! [03:28] Milly     Yeah, roger that! [03:30] Devil     Woman. Looks tasty. Meat. [03:33] Milly     Oh, not again! [03:35] Touka (Yuna)     Milly! You okay? [03:37] Milly     Big Sis, there's devils in the fog! [03:40] Touka (Yuna)     You're okay— [03:41] Touka (Yuna)     Or not! [03:43] Milly     The most terrible devils! [03:45] Milly     They did this and that and     the other thing to me... [03:47] Touka (Yuna)     You sure it wasn't some perv? [03:49] Touka (Yuna)     Okay, next we'll send out Margueri— [03:50] Marguerite     I am not going! [03:52] Touka (Yuna)     This place is even more     dangerous than I thought. [03:55] Touka (Yuna)     I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too. [03:58] Touka     And there are traps all around. [04:01] Touka     This ain't how devils fights. [04:04] Touka     Though it's hard to believe that necromancer     guy would play like this either... [04:10] Ethel     This devil's mist spell [04:12] Ethel     allows only an authorized few     to see through the fog. [04:16] Ethel     I can spy on everything you're doing. [04:21] Ethel     Now, what's your next move? [04:23] Milly     You sure about this? [04:25] Milly     Surely even Sion the hero     isn't impervious to traps... [04:28] Touka (Yuna)     Don't you worry. [04:29] Touka (Yuna)     It'll take more than a trap     to take out this legendary hero. [04:32] Ethel     I see. [04:34] Ethel     So the rumor that the legendary     hero is dead is true. [04:38] Ethel     A corpse could indeed survive     any trap I throw at it. [04:41] Ethel     And that cautious cross-shaped formation... [04:44] Ethel     I can tell they're reasonably intelligent. [04:47] Ethel     But... [04:48] Ethel     that won't be enough. [04:50] Ethel     This fog is magical. [04:53] Ethel     It can even cloak someone's presence. [05:00] Touka (Yuna)     Marguerite! [05:01] Anri     Your Highness! [05:02] Ethel     That's one down. [05:04] Shannon     Move out of the way. [05:05] Shannon     I can— [05:08] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, what happened?! [05:10] Touka (Yuna)     You guys are still alive out there, right? [05:12] Touka (Yuna)     Talk to me! [05:16] Touka (Yuna)     No way... [05:18] Touka (Yuna)     They can't all just be dead... [05:25] Touka (Yuna)     Damn it. This is nuts. [05:28] Touka (Yuna)     Please, spare me! I surrender! [05:31] Touka (Yuna)     You can hear me, can't you?! [05:33] Touka (Yuna)     Whoever's the leader out there! [05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A     We took 'em all out. [05:39] Ethel     Yes, I saw everything. [05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B     This is the last one. [05:44] Ethel     The moment you see your allies fallen, [05:46] Ethel     you pathetically plead for your life. [05:49] Ethel     A selfish lowlife like you     wielding the Sacred Sword... [05:51] Ethel     What sort of farce is this? [05:53] Touka (Yuna)     I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword! [05:55] Touka (Yuna)     Just spare me! [05:56] Ethel     Willing to give up the sword, are you? [05:58] Ethel     Terribly sorry,     but I can't take you at your word. [06:02] Ethel     Prove you're serious and I'll consider it. [06:07] Touka (Yuna)     Is that enough? Please... [06:09] Ethel     You're that desperate to survive,     even after seeing all your allies slain? [06:16] Ethel     Very well. [06:17] Ethel     I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword. [06:20] Ethel     But I fear I must also ask you to die. [06:24] Touka (Yuna)     No way! You promised! [06:26] Ethel     I only said I'd consider it. [06:28] Ethel     Sorry to inform you,     but I'm a bit of a fiend! [06:32] Touka (Yuna)     In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri. [06:36] Ethel     It can't be... [06:38] Ethel     They aren't dead?! [06:41] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, what happened to your backside? [06:43] Milly     That devil did it! [06:44] Milly     You made me play dead for so long... [06:47] Ethel     Possession necromancy?! [06:49] Touka (Yuna)     Anri manipulated that devil and     pretended to go around killing everyone. [06:54] Anri     We used art supplies for the blood! [06:57] Marguerite     When that devil closed in to try to stab me, [07:00] Marguerite     I countered and slew it! [07:02] Touka (Yuna)     You didn't notice, did you? [07:04] Touka (Yuna)     It happened someplace     you couldn't see. [07:06] Ethel     Was that the purpose of their formation? [07:09] Ethel     They weren't just wary of the devils? [07:12] Ethel     But the only way you could pull that off     is if you knew where I was! [07:17] Touka (Yuna)     That was the easiest part of all. [07:19] Touka (Yuna)     I had eyes on you and what you     were doing the entire time. [07:23] Marguerite     Once we knew your positions, we merely     had to make myself the clear target. [07:27] Touka (Yuna)     And since you were watching     from your lofty perch, [07:30] Touka (Yuna)     I pegged you for the ringleader. [07:32] Touka (Yuna)     I know all about the kind of person     who fights with traps. [07:36] Touka (Yuna)     They're cautious above all. [07:38] Touka (Yuna)     They don't fight unless it's a sure bet. [07:40] Touka (Yuna)     So to lure you out, we had to create a setup     where you'd be confident of your victory. [07:47] Touka (Yuna)     And you walked right into our trap! [07:50] Touka (Yuna)     I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me, [07:54] Touka (Yuna)     you need another century of training! [07:55] Milly     But the princess and Anri     did most of the work, right? [08:02] sign     X-Ray [08:02] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, while we're at it, she's got     a pretty nice set of thighs. [08:06] Marguerite     Tou— [08:07] Marguerite     Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted, [08:09] Marguerite     so you have no further need     to use the X-Ray spell. [08:12] Touka (Yuna)     Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons! [08:15] Touka (Yuna)     Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing. [08:19] Touka (Yuna)     Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose     in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you! [08:23] Milly     Big Sis... Has Touka's influence     corrupted you to that extent? [08:28] Shannon     It's like we're the bad guys     here or something. [08:30] Touka (Yuna)     Well, what's it gonna be? [08:33] Touka (Yuna)     Tell me— [08:34] Touka (Yuna)     Agh! I'm so sorry! [08:36] Marguerite & Milly     What?! [08:37] Touka (Yuna)     Wh-What are you doing here... [08:40] Touka (Yuna)     Master? [08:43] Marguerite     Touka's master? [08:46] Touka (Yuna)     Ethel Borgnine. [08:46] sign     Ethel Borgnine     Thief, Touka's Master [08:47] Touka (Yuna)     She taught me how to make traps     and general survival knowledge. [08:52] Touka (Yuna)     It's been so long, Mast— [08:54] Marguerite     Clothes on, please. [08:55] Ethel     "Master"? [08:56] Ethel     I don't ever recall having a student     like you. [09:01] Touka     Son of a bitch! [09:02] Milly     I knew it! [09:03] Milly     So that's what's going on. [09:05] Milly     I should have caught on the minute you     said anything about stockings... [09:09] Milly     Big Sis— [09:10] Milly     I mean... That's you, isn't it,     Big Brother Touka? [09:13] Ethel     That's Touka? [09:14] Touka (Yuna)     Anri. The Coffin of the Living. [09:16] Anri     V-Very well. [09:19] Ethel     Touka?! [09:20] Touka (Yuna)     It's possession necromancy. [09:22] Milly     Which means my sister... [09:24] Touka (Yuna)     Don't worry. She's not dead. [09:26] Touka (Yuna)     I'll catch you up later. [09:27] Marguerite     Did you meet your master during     that period you mentioned [09:31] Marguerite     when Farom and Arat were at war? [09:35] Touka (Yuna)     Yeah. [09:35] Touka (Yuna)     Though by that point,     the Gates of Hell had opened, [09:38] Touka (Yuna)     and both sides had bigger     things to worry about. [09:41] Anri     Ah, so your strategic brilliance     has a mysterious origin! [09:45] Touka (Yuna)     I guess it was three and a half years ago... [09:48] Touka (Yuna)     My parents were dead,     and I was trying to get back to Elvania [09:52] Touka (Yuna)     when I fell into one of Master's traps. [09:54] Touka (Yuna)     Running away was about     all I was good for back then. [09:57] Touka (Yuna)     That trap could've killed me, and yet... [09:59] Touka (Yuna)     I was so impressed by it. [10:02] sign     Several Days Later [10:04] (Flashback) Ethel     I didn't set that trap     to catch children, you know. [10:11] (Flashback) Ethel     A kid like you [10:12] (Flashback) Ethel     going all the way to Elvania alone     in the state the world's in? [10:14] (Flashback) Ethel     That'll never happen. [10:16] (Flashback) Touka     Then take me there, why don't you? [10:19] (Flashback) Touka     I can pay you, at least a little... [10:21] (Flashback) Ethel     What do I want with a babysitting job? [10:24] (Flashback) Ethel     Don't be ridiculous. [10:25] (Flashback) Touka     Then take me as your student! [10:27] (Flashback) Touka     With skills like yours, even if I'm alone... [10:32] (Flashback) Ethel     I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head. [10:34] (Flashback) Ethel     If you don't want to die,     get out of my sight, kid. [10:45] (Flashback) Touka     Please. [10:46] (Flashback) Touka     I really need to get back. [10:49] (Flashback) Ethel     But why ask a villain like me? [10:53] (Flashback) Ethel     So be it. [10:55] (Flashback) Ethel     On the way to Elvania,     I'll teach you everything I know. [10:59] (Flashback) Ethel     But remember, I'm a villain. [11:00] (Flashback) Ethel     Forget that, and I'll kill you. [11:03] Touka (Yuna)     Master whipped me into shape     on the way back to Elvania. [11:06] Touka (Yuna)     We made it there in a few months' time. [11:08] Ethel     Of course! So you're the one     who killed the legendary hero! [11:12] Milly     What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?! [11:14] Touka (Yuna)     I-It's not like that! It was an accident! [11:16] Touka (Yuna)     He just walked into my trap and died! [11:19] Touka (Yuna)     The real question here... [11:21] Touka (Yuna)     is why you're working with the guys     siding with the devils, Master. [11:24] Touka (Yuna)     They're trying to wipe out humanity. [11:27] Ethel     I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago. [11:31] Ethel     It changed my way of thinking. [11:33] Ethel     I've decided to help out with     their little revenge plot. [11:36] Touka (Yuna)     That ain't a real explanation. [11:38] Touka (Yuna)     What's going on at the Gates of Hell? [11:42] Ethel     Go there, and you'll see. [11:43] Touka (Yuna)     Huh? [11:44] Ethel     You too, necromancer. [11:46] Ethel     Go there, see it for yourself, [11:49] Ethel     and decide. [11:51] Ethel     What will you choose,     and what will you cut loose? [11:54] Touka (Yuna)     Wh-Where are you going, Master? [11:56] Ethel     Since you're really Touka,     I'll let you go. This time. [12:00] Ethel     But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword. [12:03] Ethel     Though if you want a fight to     the death, I'm ready and willing. [12:07] Ethel     I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you. [12:09] Touka (Yuna)     Give me a damn break! [12:11] Touka (Yuna)     You bust up our enchanted carriage,     and now you're walking off with the sword?! [12:14] Ethel     I am a thief. [12:16] Ethel     I won't give up a treasure like this readily. [12:20] Touka (Yuna)     Fine. You can have the sword. [12:23] Touka (Yuna)     In exchange, come with us     to the Gates of Hell. [12:25] Touka (Yuna)     With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable! [12:28] Ethel     Have you forgotten that we're enemies? [12:30] Touka (Yuna)     Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free. [12:33] Touka (Yuna)     It'll be in exchange for your right arm. [12:36] Touka (Yuna)     I inserted a pin into the hilt     that channels a lightning spell. [12:41] Touka (Yuna)     Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit. [12:43] Ethel     I see. You don't miss a beat, do you? [12:47] Ethel     But why tell me before using the spell? [12:51] Touka (Yuna)     Because I trust you. [12:54] Ethel     I told you we're enemies. [12:56] Ethel     Fine. [12:57] Ethel     I lose. [12:59] Ethel     There's a magical craftsman's     workshop to the northeast. [13:02] Ethel     You should be able     to fix your carriage there. [13:04] Touka (Yuna)     Aw, that's my master for ya! [13:06] Touka (Yuna)     You're so darn nice! [13:07] Touka (Yuna)     I just knew you'd cooperate! [13:09] Touka (Yuna)     Although... [13:10] Touka (Yuna)     There's more to it, y'know? [13:13] Touka (Yuna)     You accepted defeat. [13:15] Touka (Yuna)     That means you gotta offer up your life     or accept some other condition, right? [13:21] Touka (Yuna)     Of course, we're all friends here, Master. [13:23] Touka (Yuna)     I won't force you into anything. [13:25] Touka (Yuna)     But I'd be real disappointed to find out     my dear master isn't a woman of her word! [13:32] Ethel     You piece-of-shit student! [13:35] Ethel     The minute you're back     in your own body, you'll pay! [13:39] Marguerite     You may wish to watch your back as well. [13:46] Diego     I can't believe they won her over. [13:49] Diego     The power of lushighs is impressive indeed! [13:52] Friedrich     Why didn't you tell me? [13:54] Diego     I thought ignorance would make     the reunion all the more touching. [13:59] Diego     Rather tear-jerking consideration,     wouldn't you say? [14:03] Friedrich     I see. [14:04] Friedrich     So this is where you've been... [14:06] Friedrich     Anri. [14:10] Belarco     At last, the time has come for me to     unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique... [14:15] sign     Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:     Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave [14:15] Belarco     Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:     Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave! [14:21] Dott     You beat them already?! [14:23] Dott     I'd expect no less from the legend     who's slain over a hundred demons! [14:26] Belarco     A formidable rival, this horse. [14:28] Dott     Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked— [14:30] Dott     Rather, my goal of returning peace     to my city, [14:33] Dott     I never would have made it this far alone. [14:36] Dott     I used to be a merchant, you see. [14:40] Dott     And one of my remaining     wares from that time... [14:43] Dott     is this little enchanted skiff. [14:45] Dott     This will allow us to report to the king     about the naked-in-stockings— [14:49] Dott     I mean, about the situation     in the city within the day! [14:53] Marguerite     I just felt the most curious chill... [14:55] Anri     Stuffy-nose bestie! [14:57] Fieri     What is the meaning of this? [14:59] Touka (Yuna)     Well, a lot happened... [15:01] Ethel     Do you have a death wish? [15:03] Ethel     If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you. [15:06] Ethel     How many times must I say it? [15:07] Marguerite     She has the devils firmly under her thumb. [15:10] Marguerite     Even if she is Touka's master, [15:13] Marguerite     surely it's perilous to trust this woman. [15:16] Fieri     Ethel Borgnine... [15:18] Fieri     Head of the bandits wanted in the capital. [15:21] Ethel     And you're Fieri Yunis,     formerly of the Four Knights. [15:25] Ethel     You're on my personal shit list, you know. [15:28] Fieri     What a coincidence. [15:29] Fieri     You happen to be on my grope list as well. [15:32] Ethel     All right, that's it. [15:33] Ethel     I'm killing you here and now! [15:34] Fieri     Then I'll grope you here and now! [15:36] Touka (Yuna)     Knock it off! [15:37] Touka (Yuna)     You're weirdly talking past each other! [15:38] Touka (Yuna)     Also, we're working together right now! [15:41] Ethel     There it is. [15:43] Ethel     That's the magical craftsman's workshop. [15:45] Ledo     Get lost! [15:47] Ledo     I'm retired! [15:52] Ethel     Well, I got you to the workshop. [15:53] Ethel     The rest is in your hands. [15:55] Touka (Yuna)     That wasn't the damn deal! [15:57] Touka (Yuna)     He says he's retired! [15:59] Ethel     Goodness me. If you insist... [16:02] Ethel     If he won't let us in,     we'll let ourselves in [16:04] Ethel     and steal a new enchanted carriage. [16:05] Touka (Yuna)     All in the interest of saving people! [16:07] Marguerite     We can't break the law! [16:09] Fieri     My Yuna's turned delinquent... [16:11] Milly     Papa, get a grip! [16:13] Marguerite     Now I'm complicit! [16:16] Ledo     You filthy criminals! [16:18] Ledo     I trust you're prepared to die! [16:22] Ledo     Sion! Is that you, Sion?! [16:24] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion! [16:27] Ledo     Forgive me. [16:27] Ledo     My vision's grown so poor, you see... [16:29] Ledo     You just had the air of Sion about you. [16:31] Anri     Are you a fan of Sir Sion's? [16:33] Ethel     Oh, I forgot to mention it. [16:35] Ethel     This is Ledo Breydan. [16:36] sign     Ledo Breydan     Sion's Grandfather [16:38] Ethel     He's Sion the hero's grandfather. [16:40] Ledo     Forgive me. [16:41] Ledo     My vision's grown so poor, you see... [16:44] Ledo     If I'd known it was you, Sion,     I'd have let you right in. [16:47] Touka (Yuna)     The damn cup's right there! [16:49] Fieri     I'm told he swore to focus on nothing     but his battle until the world is safe. [16:53] Ledo     Is that why he's so quiet? [16:55] Ledo     That's my good, obedient boy. [16:57] Touka (Yuna)     Look, can you fix our     enchanted carriage up quick? [17:01] Ledo     I can swap the broken rear wheel     and magical channels quickly enough, [17:04] Ledo     but repairs to the enchanted     engine may prove difficult. [17:06] Ledo     With my stamina and vision     in this sorry state, [17:10] Ledo     it could take two whole days! [17:12] Touka (Yuna)     Two days?! [17:14] Touka (Yuna)     That's too damn slow! [17:16] Touka (Yuna)     Got any other carriages lying around? [17:17] Ledo     None that would reach Elvania within a day. [17:22] Milly     This is terrible... [17:23] Marguerite     Mr. Ledo. [17:25] Marguerite     I've digested an introductory volume     on magical craftsmanship. [17:28] Marguerite     How much more should I read     if I wish to assist you? [17:31] Ledo     Truly? In such a short time? [17:34] Marguerite     I'm a very fast learner. [17:36] Ledo     I see... [17:38] Ledo     This here should just about do it. [17:40] Marguerite     Very well. [17:41] Marguerite     Please give me approximately     an hour and a half. [17:45] Touka (Yuna)     Damn, Marguerite's something else! [17:47] Touka (Yuna)     What's her brain even made of? [17:49] Milly     That's a princess for you! [17:51] Touka (Yuna)     By the way, what's the deal with     you being a "legendary hero"? [17:54] Touka (Yuna)     And your Sacred Sword— [17:56] Fieri     That's right. We never got around to that. [17:58] Fieri     But I can't reveal such     information to an enemy. [18:02] Ethel     Oh? Now I'm even more curious. [18:05] Ethel     If you tell me, I might give you— [18:07] Fieri     A feel? Of boobies?! [18:08] Fieri     Give me a handful of those puppies,     and I'll gladly tell you! [18:11] Ethel     I was going to say information! [18:12] Ethel     Intel on your enemy! [18:14] Fieri     Very well. [18:16] Fieri     Milly. [18:17] Milly     It's a man-made Sacred Sword. [18:19] Milly     Mages and magical craftsmen from     all over the world worked together [18:23] Milly     to make four new Sacred Swords.     This is one of them. [18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri     A man-made Sacred Sword?! [18:28] Touka (Yuna)     You mean that sword could     seal the Gates of Hell too? [18:31] Fieri     No, the man-made Sacred Swords     aren't quite that potent. [18:35] Touka (Yuna)     So how's it different from a normal sword? [18:38] Ethel     I see... [18:39] Ethel     That Sacred Sword could slay the     Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals? [18:43] Fieri     Yes, that's right. [18:45] Ethel     Given the Generals' remarkable     regenerative powers, [18:48] Ethel     all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword     are ineffective against them. [18:51] Ethel     But if this blade can slay them,     that truly would make you a hero. [18:55] Ethel     The intel I have to offer also     concerns the Infernal Generals. [18:59] Ethel     The necromancers you're up against... [19:03] Ethel     They have the bodies of the Infernal     Generals in their possession. [19:06] Ethel     In addition, over a thousand devils     await you in Elvania. [19:11] Ethel     You'll have to beat every single     one of them within the day. [19:15] Ethel     Surely that makes the gravity     of the fight ahead of you clear. [19:19] Ethel     If you don't want to die,     you should give up right now. [19:23] Touka (Yuna)     The Four Infernal Generals...     and a thousand devils? [19:26] Ethel     Or we can bypass Elvania     and hit the Gates of Hell. [19:30] Ethel     It's not like you really care about saving     people or the fate of the world, right? [19:36] Touka (Yuna)     We've got the legendary hero, his companions, [19:39] Touka (Yuna)     and a former member     of the Four Knights with us. [19:41] Touka (Yuna)     We'll kick their asses,     no matter what they throw at us. [19:44] Ethel     Do you really mean that? [19:48] Touka (Yuna)     It's true that I don't have a scrap     of do-gooder in me. [19:51] Touka (Yuna)     But this is just like three     and a half years ago. [19:57] Touka (Yuna)     I'm trying to save the same person now. [20:07] Milly     The person you're trying to save... [20:09] Milly     Is it my big sister? [20:12] Touka (Yuna)     Yeah. [20:13] Touka (Yuna)     She's been infected with     a devil-conversion spell. [20:16] Touka (Yuna)     The reason I'm in her body is to     keep her from going on a rampage. [20:20] Milly     That's awful... [20:21] Touka (Yuna)     But running into you     means we're in the clear! [20:24] Touka (Yuna)     I was worried we couldn't     hack this on our own. [20:27] Touka (Yuna)     Plus, you've got that awesome sword! [20:29] Touka (Yuna)     How'd you get your hands on it, anyway? [20:32] Milly     I won a tournament held     in the western kingdom [20:36] Milly     and was thus declared a legendary     hero worthy of wielding it. [20:39] Milly     Hey, want to duel for old time's sake? [20:42] Milly     With our future marriage on the line! [20:45] Touka (Yuna)     The hell?! [20:46] Touka (Yuna)     Hang on, this can't possibly     be the best time for— [20:53] Touka (Yuna)     Now you're shooting at me?! [20:55] Milly     The projectiles come from my sword,     so it's allowed! [20:58] Touka (Yuna)     You're gonna freakin' kill me! [21:00] Milly     Then we'll be married in the afterlife! [21:05] Touka (Yuna)     Damn it! If that's how you wanna play... [21:07] Touka (Yuna)     Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold! [21:12] Touka     Crap. My mana's totally... [21:19] Touka (Yuna)     I-I lose, okay? [21:21] Touka (Yuna)     But you gotta beat me     a hundred times to marry me, so— [21:23] Milly     You'll "kick their asses"?     You're "in the clear"? [21:27] Milly     How are you going to save my     sister when you're this weak?! [21:31] Milly     You're clearly not facing reality! [21:37] Touka (Yuna)     I'm still going to save her. [21:39] Touka (Yuna)     I'll use whatever dirty,     underhanded tricks I have to. [21:44] Touka (Yuna)     This is no different from three years ago. [21:47] Touka (Yuna)     The legendary hero saved you back then. [21:51] Touka (Yuna)     But now, the legendary hero is dead... [21:54] Touka (Yuna)     So who's going to save her if I don't? [21:57] Milly     I'm glad. [21:59] Milly     I knew that's what you'd say. [22:02] Touka (Yuna)     H-Hang on, you did that on purpose? [22:04] Milly     I know how it went down. [22:06] Milly     Three years ago, you were the one     who really saved us, weren't you? [22:12] Milly     I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me. [22:16] Milly     When the devils attacked Elvania,     the reason he was able to make it in time [22:20] Milly     was because of all the traps     set along on the way! [22:23] Milly     So if this is no different from back then, [22:25] Milly     you'll be the one to save her again! [22:28] Touka (Yuna)     Nah. [22:30] Touka (Yuna)     All I did back then was buy time. [22:33] Touka (Yuna)     We'd have been helpless     if the hero hadn't shown up. [22:36] Touka (Yuna)     That said... [22:38] Touka (Yuna)     I'm not the guy I was three years ago. [22:40] Touka (Yuna)     I've got the legendary hero's power. [22:42] Touka (Yuna)     I've got friends I can trust. [22:44] Touka (Yuna)     So this time, I really will be the one to... [22:47] Touka (Yuna)     We'll be the ones to save Yuna! [22:49] Milly     Of course we will! [22:52] Touka (Yuna)     Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it? [22:55] Touka (Yuna)     I'm gonna hit the crapper. [22:57] Touka (Yuna)     I've been holding it in this whole time. [22:59] Milly     Yeah, sure! [23:05] Touka     Yeah, I've been holding in     the urge all this time... [23:10] Touka     No matter what anyone tells me, [23:12] Touka     I have no choice but to save Yuna. [23:16] Touka     Rather, there's something even more     precious than Yuna I have to protect... [23:21] Touka     It's these pretty li'l thighs! [23:23] Touka     Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best! [23:26] Touka     The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness     and beauty in one tight package! [23:30] Touka     This creamy softness from     which all kindness flows... [23:34] Touka     They could suck my entire body in— [23:36] sign     18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Touka     A dream? Where'd this come from? [00:04] Touka's Dad     Hey, brat. [00:06] Touka's Dad     You got a problem or something? [00:08] Touka     Ah, yeah, that's how it usually went, huh? [00:11] Touka     Next, he's gonna hit me, [00:13] Touka     while Mom just looks at me apologetically. [00:17] Touka     Damn... Why now of all times? [00:20] Touka     I was trying to appreciate Yuna's— [00:23] Touka     Huh?! [00:25] Touka     That hurt! [00:28] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:32] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [00:34] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [00:36] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [00:38] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [00:40] sign     THE [00:41] sign     LEGEN [00:41] sign     DARY [00:42] sign     HERO [00:42] sign     IS [00:43] sign     DEAD [00:47] [SONG] Lyrics     Spending every day like     you're in a casket, trapped [00:49] [SONG] Lyrics     Ready for another night     like the dead, collapsed [00:51] [SONG] Lyrics     Yeah, living like a carcass      with just your "life" intact... [00:53] [SONG] Lyrics     Who wouldn't want a way     to con themselves out of that? [00:55] [SONG] Lyrics     Breaking away from ideas of "should do" [00:57] [SONG] Lyrics     to live for yourself—     that's lots of fun, too... [00:59] [SONG] Lyrics     Otherwise you're just being a mark... [01:01] [SONG] Lyrics     And who wants that? [01:02] [SONG] Lyrics     You and I, we're just corpses [01:06] [SONG] Lyrics     Pawns of some faceless necromancer [01:10] [SONG] Lyrics     From one marionette to another, I say... [01:14] [SONG] Lyrics     How about we cut our strings together? [01:20] [SONG] Lyrics     Let's get dancing! [01:21] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [01:23] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [01:25] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [01:27] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha! [01:29] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, we're already dead [01:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Gonna shake off this     mortal coil any minute now [01:33] [SONG] Lyrics     You just gotta laugh a life like this off! [01:35] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [01:37] [SONG] Lyrics     I tell you, this world makes life so hard [01:41] [SONG] Lyrics     What can you do but dance     the whole night through? [01:45] [SONG] Lyrics     Even if I collapse and my body decays [01:48] [SONG] Lyrics     that doesn't mean I'm rotten     all the way down to my soul! [01:57] sign     Episode 9 [01:57] sign     Into the Legendary Hero's Past [01:58] Touka     Okay, that settles that. [01:59] Touka     I'm definitely me from a few years ago, [02:02] Touka     and this is definitely Elvania. [02:04] Touka     Am I back in the past? [02:07] Touka     What triggered this? [02:09] Touka     All I did was stroke Yuna's thighs a little. [02:12] Touka     Actually, wait a sec... [02:14] Touka     I've never really gotten     to stroke Yuna's thighs before. [02:17] Touka     Could that be what did it? [02:20] Touka     Yeah, nah. [02:22] Touka     Whatever the case, I better find     a way to get back to normal fast. [02:26] Touka     I gotta save Yuna, after all. [02:28] Touka     Hang on. Do I really hafta get back? [02:31] Touka     I've got more than ten years     before Yuna becomes a devil. [02:34] Touka     What if I use that time     to come up with a plan? [02:39] Touka     Yeah, I'll do just that! [02:40] Touka     Meaning I can enjoy this miraculous     time slip to its fullest! [02:48] Lady     Oh, good day. [02:53] Touka     No need to fear! [02:55] Touka     Anyone'd see this as     just a harmless child's prank! [02:58] Lady     Oh, good day. [03:01] Young Touka     Huh? [03:01] Young Touka     Hey, you're supposed to get mad     or grossed out or something! [03:05] Lady     Good day. [03:06] Old Lady     Hello there. [03:08] Man A     What's up, kiddo? [03:09] Man B     How ya doing, buddy? [03:10] Touka     Don't ask me how I'm doing! [03:12] Touka     The hell is going on? [03:18] Touka     Why isn't anyone reacting? [03:20] Touka     Damn it! [03:22] Touka     What the hell is going on here?! [03:25] Touka     Basking in thighs to my heart's     content should be heaven, [03:29] Touka     but if the girls don't react,     they might as well be radishes! [03:32] Touka     I can't take this kind of lonely life here. [03:36] Touka     Wait. [03:37] Touka     My parents were still acting like themselves. [03:41] Touka     It was today... [03:43] Touka     The rare occasion my dad beat us     in front of his mercenary buddies [03:47] Touka     was the day I first met Yuna! [03:50] Touka     If I'm right about this... [03:53] Young Yuna     What are you doing out here all by yourself? [03:58] Young Touka     Waiting for you, Yuna. [03:59] Young Yuna     Huh? For me? [04:01] Young Touka     Uh, I mean, my dad hit me! [04:03] Young Touka     I don't wanna go home now. [04:05] Touka     I knew it! [04:07] Touka     The only folks acting weird are     people I didn't really know! [04:11] Touka     Hang on. If this was how we met, [04:13] Touka     how did Yuna already know who I was? [04:17] Young Yuna     I'll stay with you, Touka. [04:22] Touka     Well, never mind the reason. [04:24] Touka     Yuna saying that was what— [04:27] Touka     Wait. At this age, I could... [04:28] Young Touka     Hey, does staying with me forever mean [04:30] Young Touka     you'll let me worship those thighs     of yours even after we grow up? [04:35] Young Yuna     Yeah, sure. [04:37] Touka     Too easy! [04:38] Young Touka     With stockings on, of course. [04:40] Young Yuna     I don't know what that means, but sure. [04:44] Touka     That's right. [04:45] Touka     At this age, I could slowly raise Yuna     into my dream version of her! [04:50] Young Yuna     You must be hungry. [04:52] Young Yuna     I'll go get us some food. [04:54] Young Yuna     Wait here! [04:55] Touka     Damn it! I almost had her! [04:57] Yuna     Knock it off already! [04:59] Yuna     Making me make all those weird promises... [05:01] Yuna     Don't sully my precious memories, you idiot! [05:04] Yuna     Pervert! [05:06] Young Touka     No way... [05:08] Young Touka     That voice... [05:10] Yuna     N-No, wait! Don't come any closer! [05:13] Young Touka     Yuna! [05:16] Yuna     What are you all teary-eyed about? [05:18] Young Touka     Are you really Yuna? [05:20] Yuna     Yeah, as far as I can tell... [05:23] Yuna     Hey, don't start crying! [05:25] Young Touka     Shut up! [05:26] Young Touka     I'm just more of a crybaby in this kid body. [05:29] Young Touka     Seriously, what are you doing here? [05:30] Young Touka     And why are you naked? [05:32] Yuna     That's what I'd like to know. [05:34] Yuna     But one thing I can say for sure [05:36] Yuna     is that this is a fake past created by magic. [05:41] Young Touka     A fake past? [05:45] sign     Stockings [05:45] sign     Stockings [05:45] sign     Touka's     Shirt [05:45] sign     Stockings [05:45] Yuna     I can breathe a little easier now! [05:48] Young Touka     Don't you rip my stockings! [05:50] Young Touka     You stole my shirt too, damn it! [05:51] Yuna     At least you've still got pants. [05:54] Young Touka     Why not just borrow some     clothes from someone? [05:57] Yuna     Because... [05:58] Yuna     I can't touch them. [06:00] Yuna     I've been following you all this time, [06:03] Yuna     but nobody seems to realize I'm here, [06:05] Yuna     and I can't touch anything in this world. [06:07] Young Touka     But you can touch me and stuff I'm wearing? [06:12] Young Touka     Wait, you were following me? [06:14] Yuna     Yes, and I saw all the depraved things     you subjected the townspeople to. [06:19] Young Touka     I-It wasn't like that! [06:21] Young Touka     I was just trying to unravel     the mystery of this world! [06:23] Yuna     It was definitely like that,     you perverted scumbag! [06:28] Young Touka     Whatever's going on here, [06:30] Young Touka     it certainly seems to be     magical in origin, like you said. [06:35] Passerby     Hello there. [06:36] Yuna     That man... He looks like Dr. Leland. [06:39] Young Touka     And that's Isaac's head on Siruela's body. [06:42] Young Touka     Gross! [06:44] Young Touka     Hang on. [06:45] Young Touka     The people I know well     both look and act like themselves. [06:49] Young Touka     But the people I barely know     don't have real personalities, [06:53] Young Touka     and anyone whose appearance     I can't even remember becomes [06:57] Young Touka     some combo of people I do. [06:58] Yuna     In other words, this is... [07:01] Young Touka     It's not the past, but rather     a world made from my memories. [07:05] Young Touka     Does that mean you're a memory too? [07:08] Yuna     I'm definitely me! [07:10] Yuna     Because my soul is also still in my body, [07:10] sign     Yuna's Soul [07:10] sign     Yuna's Body [07:10] sign     Touka's Soul [07:13] Yuna     maybe I got sucked in too? [07:15] Young Touka     I can see that. [07:17] Young Touka     But if we ain't really back in the past, [07:19] Young Touka     there's a good chance that time's passing     here just like in the real world. [07:23] Young Touka     I better get outta here. [07:25] Yuna     Good idea, but how will you do it? [07:30] Young Touka     What if I leave the city... [07:32] Young Touka     and go somewhere I'd never been? [07:36] Young Touka     By the way... [07:37] Young Touka     How'd you know my name     the day we first met? [07:40] Young Touka     Did you fall in love at first— [07:42] Yuna     Nothing like that! [07:43] Yuna     You were always all     bruised up and by yourself, [07:47] Yuna     so I asked around about you     and decided I was going to help. [07:50] Young Touka     Is that why you promised to stay     with me the first time we met? [07:53] Young Touka     That's pretty over the top. [07:54] Young Touka     Just reaching out on a whim like that... [07:56] Young Touka     What am I, some abandoned cat? [07:58] Yuna     Why do you have to interpret it     in such a negative way? [08:02] Young Touka     Still, thanks. [08:05] Yuna     S-Sure... [08:09] Young Touka     What the heck is this? [08:11] Yuna     There's nothing here. It's all white. [08:16] Young Touka     I think I can pass through. [08:20] Young Touka     I'll shout if it's dangerous,     so pull me back. [08:22] Yuna     Okay. [08:25] Yuna     Hey, Touka! You're pulling too hard! [08:28] Yuna     I'm gonna get yanked— [08:31] Yuna     Why am I naked again? [08:33] Yuna     Is this the day I first     invited you to our house? [08:36] Young Touka     Yeah. [08:38] Touka     This was the first time I met Milly. [08:41] Touka     I lied and bragged I'd beaten up bears and     gorillas, which is what kicked off our duels. [08:47] Young Touka     I gotta hit the can. [08:48] Yuna     Where are you going? [08:50] Yuna     This isn't the way to the bathroom! [08:52] Young Touka     I'm gonna jump back into that white space! [08:56] Yuna     Again? But it didn't get you out last time! [08:58] Young Touka     It's all about time! [09:00] Young Touka     Jumping in forced an advance in time! [09:02] Young Touka     If I keep doing it,     we'll reach the present eventually! [09:12] Touka     I never thought I'd be running a marathon     through the world of my memories... [09:16] Yuna     Where are we? [09:18] Touka     Five years ago. [09:20] Touka     The day I left Elvania, I'd say. [09:22] Touka     Dad wanted to hit up the northern     continent to loot the raided cities. [09:27] Touka     You didn't come to see me off then. [09:30] Touka     We'd had a fight, I think. [09:32] Yuna     Because you swapped all the socks     in my dresser for stockings! [09:37] Touka     Hey, I'd forgotten I did that! [09:39] Yuna     I really regretted being stubborn     and not seeing you off, though. [09:44] Touka     Y-You mean it? [09:46] Yuna     O-Of course not!     I only regretted it a little! [09:48] Yuna     I totally forgot about you     the very next day! [09:51] Yuna     Now, let's move on to     the next entry in your past! [09:55] Yuna     Is this the northern continent? [09:59] Touka     This was the day my dad disappeared     and I got sick. [10:03] Touka     My mom went off to find medicine [10:06] Touka     and died... [10:07] Touka     I might still make it! [10:09] Touka     Mom! [10:11] Touka     Maybe I can save her! [10:12] Yuna     Touka, this isn't reality! [10:28] Touka's Mom     You came... [10:31] Touka's Mom     I forgot to give you this letter     Yuna left for you... [10:40] Touka's Mom     I'm sorry. [10:42] Touka's Mom     I looked the other way when such     awful things were happening to you... [10:49] Touka's Mom     I was a terrible mother. [10:52] Touka's Mom     Perhaps I have no right to say this... [10:57] Touka's Mom     But I really do love you, Touka. [11:06] Touka     Damn it... [11:08] Touka     This was four years ago already. [11:11] Touka     Give me a damn break... [11:20] Yuna     Now it's a battlefield?! [11:22] Touka     Yeah, so be careful! [11:26] Touka     What happens if we die here? [11:30] Touka     What's with the grim expression? [11:32] Yuna     N-Nothing. [11:37] Yuna     What is that sound? [11:39] Touka     That's right. This was the day... [11:41] Touka     that all of humanity stopped fighting. [11:45] Touka     The day the Gates of Hell opened. [11:51] Yuna     You saw it? [11:52] Touka     Yeah. [11:55] Touka     We better scram too! [12:03] Touka     Nothing in particular happened on this day. [12:06] Touka     Let's hurry up and advance more. [12:09] Yuna     Something must have happened! [12:10] Yuna     Everything we've been through     so far was of significance. [12:13] Yuna     I mean, where did that wound come from? [12:16] Touka     Oh, yeah, I got kinda whacked     by a devil on this day. [12:20] Touka     But it's no big deal, okay? [12:21] Yuna     Touka! [12:22] Yuna     I never even imagined you were     going through all this... [12:27] Yuna     When you made it back, I took it for granted     and blamed you for being gone. [12:32] Yuna     Why... [12:34] Yuna     Why didn't you tell me? [12:36] Yuna     Weren't we childhood friends? [12:38] Touka     How was I supposed to... [12:41] Yuna     I know everything. [12:44] Yuna     Even infected with     the devil-conversion spell, [12:47] Yuna     I can still see and hear what's      going on around me. [12:50] Yuna     I think my consciousness is the only thing     that escaped the magical hold on my soul. [12:56] Yuna     So I heard your conversation with Milly. [12:58] Yuna     That you came to save us three years ago. [13:04] Yuna     And yet I... I was always going on and on     about the hero and chewing you out. [13:10] Yuna     Even though you barely     even made it back to us... [13:14] Yuna     I'm sorry. [13:16] Yuna     The one who truly saved me...     It was you, Touka. [13:21] Touka     The hell are you apologizing for? [13:24] Touka     It was the hero who saved you. [13:26] Touka     And I only came back 'cause I wanted to. [13:31] Touka     I mean it when I said nothing     really happened on this day. [13:34] Touka     It was just the day I read your letter. [13:40] (Flashback) Touka     Yeah, fine, whatever. [13:43] (Flashback) Touka     Gonna die in some unknown land,     all alone and with nothing... [13:47] (Flashback) Touka     A shitty end to a shitty life. [13:53] (Flashback) Touka     Hey, yeah. I never read this, did I? [13:57] (Flashback) Touka     "I'll make up with you     when you get back," huh? [14:02] (Flashback) Touka     Wait a minute! Is that it?! [14:05] (Flashback) Touka     No "I have faith that you'll return to me"? [14:08] (Flashback) Touka     Or "Even if we're far apart,     I'll never forget you"?! [14:14] (Flashback) Touka     Even at the bitter end, I don't get forgiven? [14:17] (Flashback) Touka     What a load of crap. [14:19] (Flashback) Touka     How the hell am I supposed to die like this? [14:24] Touka     Boy, that pissed me off, y'know? [14:27] Yuna     W-Well, I had no idea you'd     been through all this... [14:30] Touka     But it was so like you, Yuna,     that it made me miss home. [14:34] Touka     I don't know if I could've recovered     if not for what you wrote. [14:39] Touka     Yuna, you say that I saved you, [14:43] Touka     but between this day, [14:45] Touka     and the day we first met, [14:47] Touka     and you coming on this journey with me... [14:50] Touka     It's always been you saving me. [14:56] Touka     So, with that being the situation and all, [14:58] Touka     I'm pretty sure I should be     telling you not to apologize. [15:01] Touka     That's on me for not actually     being there to save you for real. [15:04] Touka     Seriously, that stupid letter saving me     bugged me so much [15:08] Touka     that I never wanted to bring it up. [15:18] Touka     A high-rank devil?! [15:19] Yuna     Were you attacked by a high-rank     devil today, too? [15:22] Touka     No, I've never seen that thing before. [15:25] Yuna     What? [15:25] Nefu     Honestly, my dear Touka Scott. [15:27] Nefu     A man talking to himself     is so boring to watch. [15:30] Nefu     There's nothing I love better     than peeking into human memories. [15:36] Nefu     It's a pleasure I just can't get in Hell! [15:39] Nefu     Yet all you're doing is talking to yourself. [15:42] Nefu     I need you to play your role,     or else this is no fun for me. [15:46] Touka     So this world is your doing, huh? [15:50] Nefu     Precisely! [15:52] Nefu     It's a bit like a dream world, you see. [15:55] Nefu     In the real world,     you're fast asleep at my side. [16:00] Nefu     Once I tire of their memories, [16:01] Nefu     I typically come inside     to devour my victim. [16:04] Nefu     But I've never gotten bored     so quickly before. [16:07] Touka     Damn it. This is bad. [16:09] Touka     Why'd the spellcaster have to     be a high-rank devil? [16:12] Touka     Let's run, Yuna! [16:14] Nefu     A pity there's no way out. [16:17] Nefu     The only way to escape is to defeat me, [16:20] Nefu     but that's certainly not possible, is it? [16:23] Touka     What a polite little devil! [16:25] Touka     Consider my destination set now. [16:28] Touka     I'm gonna keep sprinting... [16:29] Touka     until I reach my finest hour! [16:36] Touka     Sion the hero could take out     a high-rank devil. [16:39] Touka     Hey, hero! [16:40] Touka     A high-rank devil is on the way. [16:42] Touka     Go beat it, okay?! [16:44] Sion     Huh? [16:45] Sion     Why should I do the bidding     of a little piece of trash like you? [16:49] Yuna     Who's that?! [16:50] Touka     Damn it! [16:51] Touka     I was a fool to ask     that twisted freak for help! [16:54] Yuna     The devil's altering Touka's memories now?! [17:01] Yuna     The legendary hero was     defeated that easily?! [17:04] Touka     We can't stay here. [17:05] Touka     Let's move on! [17:08] Touka     Why'd we have to wind up here?! [17:13] Touka     Not good! [17:16] Touka     Kyle! [17:17] Touka     Yeah, he could do the job! [17:21] Nefu     They're nothing but memories. [17:24] Nefu     Before me, this world's creator, they are... [17:27] Nefu     Powerless! [17:28] Nefu     Powerless! [17:29] Nefu     Powerless! [17:34] Touka     Good, we finally made it here. [17:36] Touka     And I'm as strong as I was then. [17:38] Touka     Now I can fight him! [17:41] Nefu     You wish to fight me on your best day? [17:44] Nefu     A wise decision. [17:46] Touka     Don't tell me you can steal     that power from me, too? [17:49] Nefu     If only I could. [17:52] Nefu     Alas, I can only manipulate     products of pure memory. [17:57] Nefu     I cannot tamper with your own     memories of yourself. [18:02] Nefu     There's so much I can't do.     It's really quite pathetic. [18:06] Nefu     Souls are all I can eat, and to eat,     I must attack in the world of memories. [18:12] Nefu     And while I'm inside your memories,     I'm defenseless in the real world. [18:17] Nefu     If a third party kills me or     you're awakened from your slumber, [18:21] Nefu     the spell breaks automatically. [18:23] Touka     Yeah, talk about a ton of weaknesses. [18:26] Touka     Are you telling me all this 'cause     you've given up on our fight? [18:30] Nefu     Oh, not at all! [18:32] Nefu     I'm saying that even given such weaknesses,     you cannot defeat me. [18:36] Nefu     One reason for that is because, [18:38] Nefu     in the real world, my dear friends     are fighting your companions! [18:43] Nefu     In other words, there's no one     to save you on the outside. [18:47] Nefu     Another reason is because... [18:49] Nefu     you simply don't have the power     to inflict a single scratch upon me. [18:54] Touka     Oh, please. I'm in Sion the hero's body. [18:57] Nefu     Go on and try it, then. [19:00] Touka     I'm on it! [19:02] Touka     No need... [19:03] Touka     to even ask! [19:05] Touka     I can't hit him! [19:07] Nefu     It's all pointless, you see. [19:09] Nefu     This world is a creation of my magic, [19:13] Nefu     meaning I can read     all your thoughts in advance. [19:17] Touka     In that case... [19:18] Touka     I'll have to face you without thinking. [19:22] Touka     Wuh? [19:23] Yuna     He really did stop thinking! [19:27] Nefu     That is indeed how to fight me... [19:29] Nefu     if only you were capable of it. [19:32] Nefu     I'm so disappointed. [19:34] Nefu     The man who killed the legendary     hero led such a sad, average life. [19:40] Nefu     I pity Sion for falling at the hands     of someone so dull. [19:47] Touka     I'm getting pretty sick     of that stupid laugh of yours. [19:51] Touka     Barging into someone's mind     and writing their life off as dull? [19:55] Touka     Sounds like you're the dull one! [19:58] Touka     Some asshole who's never held anyone dear     would never understand. [20:03] Touka     Even if I had the chance     to live another life, [20:06] Touka     I'd still choose this one! [20:09] Touka     'Cause a life without Yuna and the others [20:11] Touka     would really be a shitty life to me! [20:14] Nefu     Well, then... [20:17] Nefu     That's a pity. [20:18] Nefu     Because that life is now over! [20:24] Nefu     Eh? [20:24] Nefu     That action just now... [20:26] Nefu     I didn't see it coming. [20:28] Yuna     I knew it. He can't see me at all. [20:32] Touka     Gotcha. [20:33] Touka     His magic can't account for the weird     situation of two souls in the same body. [20:41] Nefu     Two souls? [20:43] Nefu     I thought perhaps he'd just gone mad, [20:46] Nefu     but is there truly someone else inside him? [20:49] Yuna     I'm gonna get on your back. [20:52] Touka     Her thighs... And they're wrapped around me?! [20:55] Yuna     Don't give one thought to how     you move your arms, all right? [20:59] Touka     R-Right. [21:00] Touka     It's gonna be hard for me to think     about much right now anyway. [21:03] Yuna     Here we go! [21:05] Touka     You see that? [21:06] Touka     Behold our first real liaison together! [21:09] Yuna     Don't say things that     could be misinterpreted! [21:12] Nefu     What in the world? [21:14] Nefu     The one I can't detect is in control? [21:17] Nefu     Still, he should be cognizant     of what he's doing. [21:21] Nefu     If I read that... [21:23] Touka     Thighs... Thighs... [21:25] Touka     Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... [21:28] Touka     Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... [21:29] sign     Thighs... [21:29] sign     Thighs... [21:29] sign     Thighs... [21:32] sign     Thighs... [21:32] Nefu     His entire mental process     is overwhelmed by thighs! [21:33] sign     Thighs... [21:36] Nefu     What a truly base creature. [21:39] Nefu     Humans are such brilliant beings, [21:41] Nefu     yet this one is trash beneath     even a low-rank devil! [21:44] Nefu     I-I've got to escape. [21:45] Nefu     I don't want to die in memories like— [21:51] Yuna     We may never see each other again after this. [21:54] Touka     Huh? [21:56] Touka     Hey, screw that. [21:57] Touka     This time, I'm gonna save you for sure. [22:00] Touka     So don't you worry. Just sit tight. [22:03] Yuna     Okay. I'll be waiting. [22:16] Touka (Yuna)     This is reality... right? [22:21] Touka (Yuna)     Yuna?! [22:23] Yuna     N-No way! You can see me? [22:25] Touka (Yuna)     Yeah. [22:25] Touka (Yuna)     So am I looking at your consciousness now? [22:28] Yuna     Hey! Don't just touch me like that! [22:31] Anri     Sir Touka! [22:32] Touka (Yuna)     Hey, you guys are okay? [22:35] Touka (Yuna)     The enemy said the workshop     was attacked, so... [22:38] Anri     Indeed. So were you attacked as well? [22:41] Anri     We just defeated our assailants. [22:44] Touka (Yuna)     Heck, what was I so worried about? [22:46] Marguerite     In other news, Touka... [22:48] Marguerite     We finished repairs     to the enchanted carriage! [22:50] Marguerite     Now we can set course for Elvania! [22:53] sign     Meanwhile [22:58] Siruela     "Run your own investigations"? [23:01] Siruela     That piece of shit! I should've     had him put to death! [23:05] Rosale     What's the matter, Dame Siruela? [23:09] sign     Rosale Charis     Court Magician [23:12] Siruela     I asked the hero to investigate where     the astral form you witnessed flew off to, [23:17] Siruela     but he turned me down. [23:19] Rosale     Ah, you mean the necromancer     who gave Leland access to necromancy? [23:23] Rosale     I've taken my own measures on that front. [23:27] Rosale     I suspect they've located the enemy     base right around now... [23:32] Rosale     The elites of my Order of Magical Warriors. [23:37] sign     14 hours until Yuna and the others become devils E10 - The Raid of the Legendary Hero Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Anri     Possession necromancy! [00:05] sign     Using 2 soma drops     Mana level 1 → 7 [00:05] Touka     Back to this stupid body, huh? [00:08] Yuna     I'm just glad you're out of mine!     That was disgusting. [00:11] Touka     We were doing just fine that way, though! [00:14] Touka     Forcing me out could've cost me     the ability to see you. [00:16] Yuna     But it didn't, so who cares? [00:19] Marguerite     Er, might I ask to whom you're speaking? [00:21] Touka     Huh? Oh, Yuna's right there. [00:27] Anri     Dame Yuna! Whatever happened to you?! [00:29] Milly     But I recognize that jawline!     It's definitely her! [00:32] Yuna     How is that me?! [00:33] Touka     I'm talking about Yuna's consciousness. [00:36] Touka     An astral projection of it. [00:38] Anri/Milly     Her consciousness? [00:39] Touka     I dunno how it happened,     but since leaving the memory world, [00:42] Touka     I've been able to see her. [00:45] Anri     Mana sight! [00:48] Anri     Ah, so that there is     Dame Yuna's consciousness? [00:51] Anri     Perhaps your prolonged possession of her body     has forged a connection between your souls. [00:57] Touka     We're connected? [00:58] Anri     Indeed. [00:59] Anri     I can see the mana threads. [01:01] Anri     The reason you dragged Dame Yuna      into the world of your memories, [01:05] Anri     and the reason you can see her now, [01:07] Anri     must be due to this connection between you. [01:12] Touka     She says we've got a connection! [01:14] Yuna     Which I find pretty creepy. Don't you? [01:16] Milly     But what do we do with my sister's body? [01:18] Milly     If Papa finds her like this... [01:20] Yuna     I certainly don't want you     possessing me anymore! [01:23] Touka     Fine, I get it. [01:25] Touka     Let's tie her up and hide her     in the trunk in the enchanted carriage. [01:29] Touka     If we tell him she went back to the village     or something, he'll probably buy it. [01:32] Fieri     I don't think I will. [01:38] sign     HE'S DEAD [01:42] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [01:44] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [01:46] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [01:48] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [01:50] sign     THE [01:51] sign     LEGEN [01:51] sign     DARY [01:52] sign     HERO [01:52] sign     IS [01:53] sign     DEAD [01:57] [SONG] Lyrics     Spending every day like     you're in a casket, trapped [01:59] [SONG] Lyrics     Ready for another night     like the dead, collapsed [02:01] [SONG] Lyrics     Yeah, living like a carcass      with just your "life" intact... [02:03] [SONG] Lyrics     Who wouldn't want a way     to con themselves out of that? [02:05] [SONG] Lyrics     Breaking away from ideas of "should do" [02:07] [SONG] Lyrics     to live for yourself—     that's lots of fun, too... [02:09] [SONG] Lyrics     Otherwise you're just being a mark... [02:11] [SONG] Lyrics     And who wants that? [02:12] [SONG] Lyrics     You and I, we're just corpses [02:16] [SONG] Lyrics     Pawns of some faceless necromancer [02:20] [SONG] Lyrics     From one marionette to another, I say... [02:24] [SONG] Lyrics     How about we cut our strings together? [02:30] [SONG] Lyrics     Let's get dancing! [02:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [02:33] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [02:35] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [02:37] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha! [02:39] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, we're already dead [02:41] [SONG] Lyrics     Gonna shake off this     mortal coil any minute now [02:43] [SONG] Lyrics     You just gotta laugh a life like this off! [02:45] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [02:47] [SONG] Lyrics     I tell you, this world makes life so hard [02:51] [SONG] Lyrics     What can you do but dance     the whole night through? [02:55] [SONG] Lyrics     Even if I collapse and my body decays [02:58] [SONG] Lyrics     that doesn't mean I'm rotten     all the way down to my soul! [03:07] sign     Episode 10 [03:07] sign     The Raid of the Legendary Hero [03:08] Dott     When I was placed in charge of this city, [03:10] Dott     I decided to use it to enhance my personal wealth. [03:12] Dott     I built the facilities that the city lacked, [03:16] Dott     so that when the time came,     I could make even more money! [03:20] Dott     However... [03:22] Dott     At some point, the citizens     began to respect me! [03:26] Dott     It was a pretty nice feeling! [03:29] Citizens     Mayor! [03:33] Belarco     We've arrived at the capital. [03:36] Belarco     Only thirteen or fourteen hours remain. [03:39] Belarco     Even if we inform His Majesty,     it may be too late. [03:43] Belarco     What troubles you? [03:45] Dott     I've been such a fool. [03:49] Friedrich     Diego, you need to stop sending     in assassins haphazardly. [03:54] Friedrich     Ethel betrayed us. [03:55] Friedrich     Nefu has been slain,      his magic crystal likely taken. [03:59] Friedrich     Everything you do just     makes them more powerful. [04:02] Diego     Come now, don't tell me     you're losing your nerve. [04:06] Diego     I can see your nose running there. [04:08] Friedrich     You know that's unrelated. [04:10] Diego     You know I'll win in the end,     no matter how powerful our foe may be. [04:21] Leven     Damn, I missed! [04:23] Diego     Excellent timing. [04:24] Diego     I'll use these fools as a demonstration. [04:28] Diego     That should stop your     nose from running, right? [04:31] Friedrich     You know that's unrelated. [04:34] Siruela     A type of clairvoyance     to see through the eyes of another? [04:37] Rosale     Yes. [04:38] Rosale     It appears the Order of Magical Warriors     has engaged the necromancers. [04:43] Leven     It's over, necromancer! [04:45] Dominique     That was too easy. [04:47] Dominique     If you want to beg for your life,     now's the time. [04:51] Diego     There's one down! [04:54] Leven     The ability to regenerate     from decapitation? [04:56] Leven     It's almost like... [04:58] Diego     Yes, the power of the Infernal Generals. [05:02] Diego     By using one of their bodies,     preserved here, like a magic crystal, [05:04] Diego     I have an Infernal General's     regenerative power at my disposal! [05:09] Leven     Thanks for the explanation. [05:15] Diego     The blood magic doesn't come     from the Infernal General, though. [05:20] Dominique     Commander! [05:21] Dominique     We don't have time to deal with peons, [05:24] Dominique     you snot-nosed bastard! [05:29] Dominique     How?! [05:30] Dominique     What just happened?! [05:31] Friedrich     That was too easy. [05:33] Friedrich     If you want to beg for your life,     now's the time. [05:38] Dominique     P-Please spare me. [05:40] Dominique     I'll do anything you ask! [05:44] Diego     Still trying to beat me? [05:47] Diego     You've got me in tears. [05:49] Diego     In honor of your bravery,     I'll show you my full power. [05:53] Diego     Remote necromancy. [05:57] Diego     Infernal General Vertex! [06:01] Diego     Now... [06:02] Diego     Cry lots of tears for me as you perish. [06:07] Magical Warrior 2     Damn it, stay back! Stay back! [06:13] Rosele     My Order of Magical Warriors... SIGN    The Infernal Generals... SIGN    I never expected to see them oppose us even in death. [06:22] Siruela     If our enemy attacked the capital     with power like that, [06:25] Siruela     we would never survive. SIGN    Then we shall strike first! SIGN    Muster a fighting force and sortie to Elvania! SIGN    We will stop them before they can start! [06:35] Dott     Your Majesty! You must sortie at once! [06:37] Dott     There's no time to waste! SIGN    Who goes there? The mayor of Moaran and Twin-Spear Belarco? [06:43] Minister 1     Twin-Spear Belarco? [06:45] Minister 1     He's the man who slew     a hundred devils at once! [06:48] Minister 2     I heard it was a hundred high-rank devils! SIGN    Why say you there's no time to waste? [06:54] Dott     A devil in the necromancers' service [06:57] Dott     is on the verge of turning     the people of Moaran into devils! [07:01] Dott     We barely have twelve hours left! [07:04] Dott     The legendary hero is doing his best, [07:06] Dott     but Elvania is overrun by devils, [07:09] Dott     and his party alone stands little chance. SIGN    But it will take days to gather a proper fighting force. [07:14] Dott     Regardless, you must act! [07:16] Dott     If only companions of the legendary hero... [07:19] Dott     I beg of you! [07:20] Dott     I'll do whatever it takes! [07:22] Dott     Money is no object for me! [07:23] Dott     Please, save my citizens! [07:26] Dott     Although I'm their mayor, [07:28] Dott     I'm a terrible person who's only thought     about myself and my own profits! [07:32] Dott     Yet, in spite of that,     my citizens still respected me. [07:38] Dott     And I've finally come to realize... [07:41] Dott     I really care about them! [07:44] Dott     They're a true treasure I don't want to lose! [07:47] Belarco     I beseech you too. [07:48] Dott     Belarco! [07:50] Dott     And the horse! [07:51] Siruela     Rise, Dott Burns. [07:53] Siruela     Your Majesty, permit me to mobilize     the Knights and our enchanted ship. SIGN    But against an enemy so powerful that even Belarco requests aid, SIGN    even if we send the Knights... [08:03] Siruela     Not just the Knights. [08:06] Siruela     I'm going to ask for his help as well. [08:09] Dott     Who in the world are we going to meet? [08:11] Siruela     I found him walking naked through the capital      a few days ago and arrested him. [08:15] Dott     He was streaking?! [08:17] Kyle     I see... [08:18] Kyle     I understand why you'd request my aid. [08:22] Kyle     With Sion gone, [08:24] Kyle     I'm now the world's most superior specimen. [08:27] sign     Kyle Ozment     Former Companion of the Hero; "Pinnacle of Humanity" [08:27] Kyle     The very pinnacle of humanity. [08:32] Fieri     Part of the reason this happened was that     I left Yuna behind to go on my journey. [08:38] Fieri     So I'll forgive you. [08:40] Fieri     But... [08:42] Fieri     Only if you agree to convert     to the Church of Tits! [08:45] Touka     Tits rule, man! [08:46] Fieri     That's right! Tits do rule! [08:49] Marguerite     Touka, can you hear me? [08:51] Marguerite     This is Marguerite. [08:53] Touka     Wow, I can totally hear you! [08:56] Ledo     That magical transceiver     I built is impressive, eh? [09:00] Ledo     It should let you communicate     all through the Elvanian area. [09:04] Ledo     And... [09:05] Ledo     I pity that poor girl,     having to stand around naked... [09:09] Ledo     Just put this on her real body. [09:12] Ledo     Clothing made from devil hide      transmits via mana. [09:16] Ledo     It should project onto her astral form too. [09:20] Yuna     Well, it's better than     being naked, at least, [09:24] Yuna     but it's a bit on the fetishy side... [09:26] Touka     Nah, it looks great on you! [09:29] Touka     You've got great taste, old man! [09:32] Touka     You've been a huge help with everything. [09:34] Ledo     Oh, please. I'd do anything for my grandson. [09:38] Touka     But we told you all about that. [09:40] Touka     Sion is— [09:42] Ledo     Oh, I know what's going on. [09:44] Fieri     Touka! It's time to move out! [09:46] Touka     R-Right! [09:48] Yuna     By the way, how did he know I was naked? [09:52] Ledo     My vision may be failing me, [09:54] Ledo     but in exchange, I've gained     the ability to see mana and souls. [09:58] Ledo     Keep them safe, Sion. [10:01] Ethel     You really going? [10:03] Ethel     I warned you, though. [10:05] Ethel     Don't blame me if things go south. [10:07] Touka     Yeah. [10:08] Touka     I promised we'd go our     separate ways here, Master. [10:11] Ethel     Sheesh. Touka's got such     a soft spot for me. [10:15] Ethel     Even so, we're still enemies. [10:17] Ethel     It's time to harden my heart and— [10:19] Touka     Okay, heading out! [10:23] Ethel     Hey! [10:25] Ethel     Touka! How could you just     leave without a word?! [10:29] Touka     Got me a master! [10:31] Touka     C'mon, despite what you say,     I know you've got a soft spot for me. [10:35] Touka     I figured if I left like that,     you'd worry I didn't like you [10:38] Touka     and come running after me! [10:39] Touka     Looks like I was right! [10:41] Ethel     Y-You... [10:43] Touka     So it's time to pick your poison. [10:46] Touka     What'll it be? You wanna do this     as our ally, or as a hostage? [10:50] Ethel     D-Damn you... [10:52] Ethel     You shitty student! [10:54] Touka     The shittiest! [10:58] Siruela     Isaac, you didn't have to come with us. [10:59] sign     Enchanted Ship of the Farom Knighthood     Naglfar [11:03] Isaac     I'm sorry. I couldn't stop     worrying about Her Highness! [11:06] Siruela     I can't believe you helped her     run away like that. [11:09] Siruela     Honestly... [11:14] Kyle     Fancy running into a man who couldn't     even beat a mid-rank devil here. [11:20] Siruela     You seem awfully confident, Kyle Ozment. [11:22] Siruela     We're going up against the Four     Infernal Generals, you know. [11:26] Kyle     But the legendary hero will be there, yes? [11:28] Kyle     I see nothing to worry about. [11:30] Siruela     But that legendary hero is— [11:31] Kyle     Touka, isn't he? [11:33] Siruela     You... You knew about that?! [11:36] Kyle     I'll kill Touka and become Sion the hero. [11:39] Kyle     And then... [11:40] Kyle     I'll slay Anri, the other necromancers,     and the Four Infernal Generals all by myself! [11:48] Touka     Almost there, right? [11:50] Milly     Touka, do you know why     I became a legendary hero? [11:53] Touka     Huh? Where's this coming from? [11:56] Milly     I did it because I have a dream of creating     a peaceful world and restoring Elvania. [12:02] Milly     I want... [12:03] Milly     to take back those days we spent in Elvania! [12:09] Touka     Then I guess we're gonna need Yuna. [12:11] Milly     Yeah, totally! [12:14] Ethel     Elvania's nearly in sight. Get ready. [12:17] Touka     Master... You're really gonna help us? [12:20] Ethel     I've never been pleased     about Diego's methods. [12:23] Touka     I hear you! You just love your student     so much, you can't help yourself! [12:28] Ethel     Listen to the words I say! [12:30] Touka     Now then... it's safe to assume     Titty Devil is in those ruins, right? [12:35] Ethel     Yeah. [12:36] Ethel     That's their home base, after all. [12:38] Touka     Then let's do this like we planned, Master. [12:41] Touka     You too, Anri. Get the timing just right. [12:43] Anri     Indeed! [12:47] Touka     I'll shield us with the Sacred Sword! [12:49] Touka     Shannon, use the X-ray crystal! [13:01] Diego     Welcome, legendary hero and company! [13:03] Diego     I'm impressed you made it this far! [13:06] Touka     The Bloody Tears jerk... [13:08] Touka     I appreciate the lavish welcome. [13:10] Diego     Only the best for my favorite playmate! [13:14] Diego     But you'd better show me a hell of a time! [13:16] Touka     Hah! That's my line— [13:22] Ethel     Even an invincible zombie can be slain [13:24] Ethel     if you destroy the soul     with a mana-infused weapon. [13:29] Ethel     Sorry, Touka. [13:30] Ethel     As your master, I felt     an obligation to kill you myself. [13:33] Diego     You didn't betray us after all? [13:36] Ethel     I was just waiting for my chance. [13:38] Ethel     If you doubt me,     see for yourself with mana sight. [13:40] Ethel     Touka's soul has been completely destroyed. [13:45] Diego     Well, you're right about that... [13:48] Diego     You really had me fooled! [13:51] Diego     I'd expect no less from     the woman who betrayed humanity. [13:53] Diego     You didn't even hesitate     to kill your own student! [13:56] Diego     Still, it's a shame to see such a highly      anticipated game ended so quickly. [14:01] Ethel     So very sorry. [14:04] Ethel     You can play however you like with the rest. [14:06] Ethel     I'm going to hand the body     over to Mr. Snot-Nose. [14:11] Ethel     Now the rest is up to you, Touka... [14:16] Touka     Infiltration complete! [14:18] Touka     Now I get how that Bloody Tears jerk survived [14:21] Touka     even after I killed     the devil he was possessing. [14:24] Touka     If Anri calls off her possession necromancy     the instant before the attack hits, [14:29] Touka     I can bail out before dying. [14:31] Touka     And when that jerk sees the empty shell     of a corpse, he'll naturally assume I'm toast. [14:37] Touka     And Elvania here is our home turf. [14:40] Touka     I know this city from top to bottom. [14:43] Touka     If we follow this sewer— [14:45] Anri     Sir Touka! I wish to accompany you! [14:47] Touka     Accompany me? [14:49] Touka     They're gonna get suspicious     if they don't see you up there! [14:52] Anri     It's all right. [14:53] Anri     I left a duplicate. [14:55] Anri     And even if they do notice, they won't care. [14:59] Anri     Any infiltration I run by myself     is doomed to end in failure, [15:03] Anri     since I'm considered a failure     among necromancers. [15:06] Anri     But even so... [15:07] Anri     I believe I can be of help to you, Sir Touka. [15:12] Touka     Darn it. Guess I can't stop you, then. [15:15] Touka     This'll be our first fight as a trio     since we threw down with Kyle. [15:20] Anri     So you truly can use the Sacred Sword     even in your original body? [15:24] Touka     Yup. [15:25] Touka     Maybe it really did choose me after all. [15:28] Anri     Indeed! Surely it must be so! [15:31] Anri     You've become a legendary hero     to surpass the legendary hero! [15:36] Touka     Gotta say... this body's way more     out of shape than Sion's or Yuna's! [15:41] Yuna     Maybe that's your cue     to work out a little more? [15:44] Touka     I don't need big guns to live the slow life! [15:47] Touka     And hey, are you floating?! [15:49] Anri     Sir Touka! The ruins! [15:54] Touka     Now... [15:55] Touka     Time to find Titty Devil and— [15:58] Yuna     Touka? [15:58] Anri     Sir Touka?! [16:00] Touka     Y-Yeah, haven't been     in this body for a while... [16:02] Touka     I just lost my balance. [16:05] Touka     My nose is bleeding. [16:07] Touka     My head's pounding, too. [16:09] Touka     Is it from using possession     necromancy too many times? [16:12] Touka     Or maybe I shouldn't have     used so many soma drops... [16:17] Touka     Whatever. [16:18] Touka     This isn't so bad that I can't endure it. [16:20] Touka     I can't afford to fall apart     until I save Yuna. [16:23] Devil A     Did you hear something? [16:26] Touka     Not good! [16:27] Touka     Form Change! [16:31] Devil A     Oh, it's a radish. [16:33] Devil B     Yeah, a pretty big radish. [16:35] Yuna     Why did you go with a radish? [16:37] Devil A     What's a giant radish doing here? [16:40] Devil B     Suspicious. Let's investigate. [16:45] Touka     Guess the stealth part of the mission's over. [16:47] Touka     Anri, you're up. [16:50] Touka     If we possess low-rank devils,     we can infiltrate and gather info easy. [16:54] Touka     We can stash my body     in the Coffin of the Living, [16:57] Touka     and carry you around     as a "captured intruder." [17:02] Yuna     Those people... They're going to be killed! [17:05] Devil B (Touka)     But if we pick a fight,     it'll blow our cover! [17:08] Devil A (Anri)     Indeed! [17:11] Devil A (Anri)     Attention, everyone! [17:12] Devil A (Anri)     The hero's party is attacking! [17:15] Devil A (Anri)     You've got to get into the city and fight! [17:17] Mid-ranked devil A     Shaddap! [17:17] Mid-ranked devil A     We don't take orders from low-rank devils! [17:20] Mid-ranked devil B     Get outta here! We do what we want! [17:24] Devil A (Anri)     Sir Touka... They yelled at me. [17:26] Devil B (Touka)     Got it. If they won't listen     to a low-rank devil... [17:30] High-ranked devil     Boobs... Boobs... [17:34] Adventurer     P-Please spare us! [17:36] Devil B (Touka)     Hold it! [17:37] Devil B (Touka)     I'm the wandering high-rank devil, Tou— [17:40] Devil B (Touka)     Er, Tuuka! [17:41] High-ranked devil     You stay out of this! [17:43] Devil B (Touka)     I love watching humans get tormented. [17:45] Devil B (Touka)     So I totally get you. [17:47] Yuna     What? You do? [17:49] Devil B (Touka)     Of course not! [17:50] Devil B (Touka)     I've been studying human culture, [17:52] Devil B (Touka)     and I've learned a way to increase     our enjoyment of them 120 percent! [17:56] Crowd     A hundred and twenty percent?! [17:58] Crowd     Awesome! [18:00] Devil B (Touka)     Don't worry. I'm actually human. [18:03] Devil B (Touka)     I wanna save you right away,     but I can't afford to cause a commotion. [18:07] Devil B (Touka)     Buy us some time, would you? [18:09] Devil B (Touka)     Put these on. [18:11] Devil B (Touka)     I've learned something on my travels! [18:14] Devil B (Touka)     We devils are all pervs! [18:16] Devil B (Touka)     The way to increase enjoyment     of human women by 120 percent... [18:20] Devil B (Touka)     is to... [18:21] Devil B (Touka)     get 'em naked in stockings! [18:23] Yuna     You are one miserable creep. [18:25] Devil B (Touka)     There's plenty more we can get out of 'em! [18:27] Devil B (Touka)     When I return,     I'll show you lots more awesome stuff! [18:31] Devil B (Touka)     Be back to save you later! [18:34] Low-ranked Devil C     Mr. Tuuka! Wait a minute! [18:37] Low-ranked Devil D     We were so moved by what you did! [18:39] Low-ranked Devil C     Ever since Diego showed up,     under his influence, [18:42] Low-ranked Devil C     they've come to enjoy     the most awful tortures! [18:45] Low-ranked Devil D     Even though our queen taught us that     just because humans are food, [18:51] Low-ranked Devil D     we don't have to torment them unnecessarily! [18:53] Devil B (Touka)     Your queen? [18:54] Low-ranked Devil C     But you cured them of their     thirst for blood in an instant! [18:58] Low-ranked Devil D     I bet you can save her! [19:00] Low-ranked Devil D     Save our queen, Lady Adele,      from Diego's control! [19:03] Devil B (Touka)     Wait, ain't she the one behind     turning those humans into devils? [19:08] Low-ranked Devil C     Yes! That's our splendid queen! [19:14] Touka     Found you, Titty Devil! [19:16] Yuna     We're down to an hour and a half. [19:19] Yuna     If she gets away and summons allies,     we're doomed! [19:22] Yuna     We've got to do this in one strike. [19:24] Devil B (Touka)     No problem. [19:25] Devil B (Touka)     We'll put her to sleep and do it for sure. [19:27] Yuna     Put her to sleep? [19:28] Touka     Master said Nefu's spell     lets you put anyone to sleep [19:32] Touka     if you touch their head     and say the magic word. [19:36] Touka     But it won't work     if they've got their guard up. [19:39] Touka     So I need her to let hers down. [19:41] Adele     Who are you? [19:42] Devil B (Touka)     I'm Tuuka! [19:44] Devil B (Touka)     I'm a wandering high-rank devil,     drawn here by belief in your ideals! [19:49] Adele     To turn half of humanity into devils     and the other half into cattle, [19:53] Adele     creating a world in which humans     and devils live in harmony... [19:57] Adele     Is that the ideal you speak of? [19:59] Low-ranked Devil D     Mr. Tuuka cured the others     of their madness in an instant! [20:04] Low-ranked Devil D     Let's work with him     to achieve our ideal world! [20:08] Low-ranked Devil D     If Diego kills all the humans, [20:11] Low-ranked Devil D     we have no future! [20:13] Adele     Our ideal world... [20:15] Adele     But turning on Lord Diego will see     many of our own kind purged. [20:21] Devil B (Touka)     Then we should convince Diego, too! [20:23] Devil B (Touka)     I'll help you do it. [20:25] Devil B (Touka)     I know humans better than anyone. [20:28] Touka     If we talk to Diego together,     he'll understand. [20:33] Devil B (Touka)     I believe destiny has brought us together. [20:36] Devil B (Touka)     I was born to help you realize     your ideal world with you. [20:40] Devil B (Touka)     Oh, I know! [20:41] Devil B (Touka)     There's a human custom [20:43] Devil B (Touka)     where you touch each other's     foreheads as a sign of friendship. [20:48] Adele     Touch each other's foreheads? [20:49] Devil B (Touka)     Yeah. The head houses the soul, no? [20:53] Devil B (Touka)     It indicates a linking of souls. [20:55] Devil B (Touka)     In other words, our two hearts     forming a connection. [20:59] Adele     That's a lovely custom. [21:01] Yuna     First I've heard of it, though. [21:03] Devil B (Touka)     Now, place your finger here. [21:05] Devil B (Touka)     We're comrades striving for the same ideal. [21:09] Adele     I thank you. [21:10] Adele     I'm so glad I met you. [21:14] Touka     I win! [21:16] Low-ranked Devil D     Lady Adele?! [21:17] Low-ranked Devil D     Mr. Tuuka, what happened?! [21:18] Devil B (Touka)     I put her to sleep with a spell! [21:22] Anri     I was a necromancer the whole time! [21:24] Devil B (Touka)     And I'm actually a human inside! [21:27] Devil B (Touka)     Titty Devil dies here and now! [21:29] Devil B (Touka)     You ain't never gettin' your ideal world! [21:31] Devil B (Touka)     Sucks for you! [21:33] Yuna     Why does Touka sound like the villain here?! [21:37] Devil B (Touka)     Time to end this! [21:42] Devil B (Touka)     Crap! [21:42] Devil B (Touka)     Quick, Anri! Return me! [21:47] Touka     That was a close call... [21:53] Touka     Anri? [21:55] Anri     You're... still alive? [22:01] Friedrich     It's been a long time, Anri. [22:03] Anri     Yes, it has... Brother. [22:06] sign     1 hour and 10 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils [22:09] sign     Next Time [22:10] [SONG] Lyrics     "Fine, just for you..." [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death! [22:12] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [22:15] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap [22:21] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret [22:27] [SONG] Lyrics     It's just bursting with sugar, you know... [22:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you? [22:38] [SONG] Lyrics     Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day... [22:42] [SONG] Lyrics     Come a little closer, now [22:44] [SONG] Lyrics     A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink [22:48] [SONG] Lyrics     A seductive voice with a hint of danger [22:52] [SONG] Lyrics     See? I've already got you under my spell... [23:00] [SONG] Lyrics     It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue [23:04] [SONG] Lyrics     This sweetest trap of romance [23:07] [SONG] Lyrics     So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love... [23:10] [SONG] Lyrics     In this literal pit I dug! [23:14] [SONG] Lyrics     You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me     away when I pursue [23:17] [SONG] Lyrics     Such intense romance needs a strategy [23:21] [SONG] Lyrics     I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on     setting bait every day... [23:26] [SONG] Lyrics     In my honey trap [23:28] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [23:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Diego     So they made it inside, did they? [00:09] Diego     The legendary hero is inside! [00:11] Diego     If you want to hunt him down,     return to the ruins! [00:14] Milly     No way! They found Touka?! [00:17] Touka     We're safe for now. [00:18] Touka     Distract them a little longer, would you? [00:21] Milly     Distract them...? [00:24] Milly     Oh, no— [00:24] Milly     No way! What is this stuff?! [00:29] Devil 1     I'm staying here. [00:30] Devil 2     Me too. [00:31] Devil 3     I'm all over this! [00:31] Milly     What the hell is with these guys?! [00:32] Marguerite     Devils are all such perverts! [00:35] Marguerite     In that case... [00:36] Marguerite     I shall do my part! [00:38] Marguerite     We've been charged     with distracting them, after all. [00:44] sign     HE'S DEAD [00:48] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [00:50] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [00:52] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [00:54] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [00:56] sign     THE [00:57] sign     LEGEN [00:57] sign     DARY [00:58] sign     HERO [00:58] sign     IS [00:59] sign     DEAD [01:03] [SONG] Lyrics     Spending every day like     you're in a casket, trapped [01:05] [SONG] Lyrics     Ready for another night     like the dead, collapsed [01:07] [SONG] Lyrics     Yeah, living like a carcass      with just your "life" intact... [01:09] [SONG] Lyrics     Who wouldn't want a way     to con themselves out of that? [01:11] [SONG] Lyrics     Breaking away from ideas of "should do" [01:13] [SONG] Lyrics     to live for yourself—     that's lots of fun, too... [01:15] [SONG] Lyrics     Otherwise you're just being a mark... [01:17] [SONG] Lyrics     And who wants that? [01:18] [SONG] Lyrics     You and I, we're just corpses [01:22] [SONG] Lyrics     Pawns of some faceless necromancer [01:26] [SONG] Lyrics     From one marionette to another, I say... [01:30] [SONG] Lyrics     How about we cut our strings together? [01:36] [SONG] Lyrics     Let's get dancing! [01:37] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [01:39] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [01:41] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [01:43] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha! [01:45] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, we're already dead [01:47] [SONG] Lyrics     Gonna shake off this     mortal coil any minute now [01:49] [SONG] Lyrics     You just gotta laugh a life like this off! [01:51] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [01:53] [SONG] Lyrics     I tell you, this world makes life so hard [01:57] [SONG] Lyrics     What can you do but dance     the whole night through? [02:01] [SONG] Lyrics     Even if I collapse and my body decays [02:04] [SONG] Lyrics     that doesn't mean I'm rotten     all the way down to my soul! [02:13] sign     Episode 11 [02:13] sign     The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death! [02:17] Touka     Hang on. That guy's your brother, Anri? [02:21] Anri     Indeed. [02:23] Anri     This is Friedrich Norstein. [02:25] Anri     He's my elder brother. [02:27] Friedrich     Anri, why have you chosen     to side with the hero? [02:30] Friedrich     Did he threaten you? [02:32] Anri     I am traveling with Sir Touka     of my own will. [02:35] Anri     The purpose of my journey     is to save the world. [02:38] Friedrich     But why, Anri?! [02:40] Friedrich     Have you forgotten what we     went through three years ago? [02:43] Friedrich     The pain they put us through?! [02:48] Touka     Stop it. [02:49] Touka     If you're Anri's brother,     you know how stubborn she can be. [02:53] Touka     She told me about the     persecution you experienced. [02:56] Touka     I get why you'd want revenge, too. [02:58] Touka     But you need to stop dragging     innocent people into it! [03:02] Touka     My childhood friend, the people of Moaran... [03:05] Touka     You've got nothing against them, do you?! [03:11] Friedrich     It's true that I'd prefer     not to harm the innocent. [03:15] Friedrich     "Revenge" was merely a pretext under     which to gain companions, after all. [03:19] Touka     Revenge isn't your main goal? [03:21] Friedrich     My goal is to depose     the royals, the nobility... [03:25] Friedrich     All the ruling classes of the overworld. [03:27] Friedrich     Then we'll bring it under necromancer control [03:31] Friedrich     and remake it into a world where     necromancers can live peacefully. [03:35] Friedrich     There's nothing I won't do to achieve that. [03:38] Friedrich     I do pity the people of Moaran, [03:41] Friedrich     but they're a necessary sacrifice     to change the world. [03:43] Touka     Give me a damn break! [03:45] Touka     No matter what your reason is, [03:46] Touka     no one'll kick back and accept that [03:48] Touka     while you're killing off the people they love! [03:50] Friedrich     Unfortunately... [03:52] Friedrich     we necromancers have grown     so accustomed to death [03:56] Friedrich     that it's impossible for us to sympathize. [03:59] Friedrich     You should free yourself     of obligation to the dead hero. [04:03] Friedrich     How is the hero's death different [04:05] Friedrich     than any of the countless deaths we saw in Hell? [04:07] Friedrich     "The future of all outweighs a single death." [04:11] Friedrich     As a necromancer yourself,     you should be able to comprehend that. [04:18] Anri     It's true... [04:20] Anri     I did not shed a single tear     upon the hero's death. [04:24] Anri     As with the deaths of our many brethren,     my sorrow dissipated immediately. [04:29] Anri     But even so... [04:30] Anri     the gratitude I feel for the hero,     who saved me, remains! [04:35] Anri     As does the promise I made to him! [04:40] Friedrich     Promise? [04:42] Friedrich     A promise so important that     you're now saving the world [04:45] Friedrich     with the man who killed your benefactor? [04:48] Anri     He didn't! It was just     an unfortunate accident! [04:50] Anri     Sir Touka did nothing wrong! [04:53] Touka     Anri... [04:54] Anri     Even though I dragged him into this, [04:56] Anri     Sir Touka never complained!     He accompanied me, he saved me... [05:00] Anri     I could never betray someone so kind! [05:03] Anri     I love you, my brother,     and my promise is important... [05:07] Anri     But the path you walk is one of death. [05:10] Anri     I care more for saving lives than taking them. [05:16] Anri     That is why I travel to save this world. [05:18] Anri     Why I choose the promise I made to the hero! [05:22] Diego     Hey, look at you there! [05:24] Diego     You're practically a snot fountain! [05:26] Diego     If she won't do what you tell her,      just kill her! [05:30] Diego     A corpse can't betray you, after all. [05:37] Diego     She really was worthless, wasn't she? [05:43] Low-Ranked Devil C     Queen Adele?! [05:44] Touka     No way... [05:46] Touka     Damn, dude, thanks for killing her! [05:48] Anri     Sir Diego! [05:49] Diego     I absorbed her. [05:52] Diego     Regeneration isn't the infernal     generals' only power. [05:56] Diego     They each have potent magic, too. [05:59] Diego     Vertex has absorption magic, [06:01] Diego     so the devil-conversion spell      is still in effect. [06:04] Diego     Now, it's time for the final game. [06:06] Diego     If you wanna save those people,     you have to slay me! [06:10] Diego     Let's have a little fun, Touka Scott! [06:14] Milly     Incredible! They all started chasing us     after we took off our clothes! [06:18] Milly     You have a brilliant strategic     mind... just like Touka! [06:22] Marguerite     I'm not quite sure how I feel about that! [06:24] Milly     Let's head to the mountains! [06:25] Milly     Some of the traps Touka set three     years ago should still be there! [06:30] Marguerite     It appears many devils are     heading to the ruins as well! [06:33] Milly     Don't worry! Papa and the     others will handle them— [06:36] Milly     Or not! [06:37] Fieri     Titties! Titties! Titties! [06:39] Shannon     Milly, I'll deal with this     and head to the ruins! [06:43] Fieri     Hey... That's a cruel way to stop me. [06:57] Touka     Damn it! "Fun game," my ass! [07:00] Touka     I can't beat a damn Infernal General     without the damn Sacred Sword! [07:04] Diego     Don't run away now. [07:07] Diego     I've been waiting so long to fight you! [07:11] Touka     You guys took my Sacred Sword! [07:13] Touka     We can't have a decent fight like that! [07:15] Touka     If you really want a rematch with me, [07:18] Touka     tell him to give me back the Sacred Sword. [07:20] Touka     Then we'll have a proper duel—you and me. [07:24] Touka     Fair and square. [07:26] Diego     Fair and square? [07:28] Touka     Yeah. You're cool with that, right? [07:31] Touka     Or are you afraid     to go one-on-one with me? [07:35] Friedrich     Don't fall for it, Diego! [07:37] Friedrich     You've seen how he operates!     You must know he's plotting something! [07:41] Touka     That's a nasty thing to say, Snot-Nose Bro. [07:44] Touka     This is why Anri doesn't like you, you know. [07:47] Touka     If I was gonna spring a trap on you,      I'd have done it already. [07:50] Touka     The Sacred Sword has a pin stuck     in it that draws lightning, see? [07:56] Diego     Draws lightning? The spell from Moaran, eh? [08:00] Touka     Look, I'm pretty pissed off that you're trying     to turn my childhood friend into a monster. [08:05] Touka     The only thing that'll satisfy me     is busting you up in a duel. [08:11] Diego     Go on, then. Give him back the sword. [08:14] Friedrich     Have you lost your mind, Diego?! [08:15] Diego     This is exactly what     I've been hoping for, really. [08:19] Diego     I'd love to slay the hero in a duel [08:21] Diego     and prove my strength! [08:24] Touka     Then it's settled. [08:26] Touka     We'll fight at the top of that tower. [08:28] Diego     The Sacrificial Tower, eh? [08:30] Diego     So one of us will wind up     a sacrifice this night. [08:35] Touka     Won't the water god be so delighted? [08:38] Touka     Let's get to it, Diego. [08:40] Ethel     I see. [08:42] Ethel     They're fighting it out atop the tower. [08:45] Ethel     Even if we have an alliance,     I do dislike Diego... [08:49] Ethel     I've got no qualms     about taking my student's side. [09:00] Diego     Sorry, but I've decided to possess Vertex. [09:03] Diego     It's not much fun if I don't use     everything at my disposal. [09:07] Touka     You know that the Sacred Sword can nullify [09:09] Touka     the Infernal Generals'     regenerative powers, right? [09:12] Touka     I don't mind. [09:13] Touka     In fact... [09:15] Touka     I appreciate the bigger target! [09:17] Touka     He dodged! [09:18] Touka     He's faster than he looks! [09:20] Touka     Ein Rosabis... [09:24] Yuna     Touka! [09:24] Anri     Sir Touka! [09:27] Diego     Sorry, but I read you like a book just now. [09:30] Diego     You're just an unremarkable     villager at heart. [09:32] Diego     Surely you didn't really     think you could beat me! [09:36] Diego     Are you actually under the delusion     that you're the real hero now?! [09:41] Touka     Nah, not for a second. [09:45] Touka     You really thought I was gonna     fight fair and square, dumbass? [09:50] Diego     Damn you! [09:52] Diego     You blew up the tower floor?! [09:55] Touka     I'll probably end up having to fight Diego. [09:58] Touka     That's where you come in, Master. [10:00] Touka     I'll give you our location via transceiver. [10:03] Touka     Then you blow out the floor,     drop him in the aqueduct... [10:05] Touka     and hit him with all     the lightning magic you can! [10:08] Ethel     I can get all the zombies I control with     remote necromancy to cast the same spell! [10:13] Ethel     I'll bet your regeneration's working overtime     to withstand a mass attack like this! [10:18] Diego     Ethel's the one with the lightning spell?! [10:22] Diego     You were bluffing this whole time,     Touka Scott?! [10:26] Friedrich     I see. So this was your trap. [10:29] Friedrich     But your mistake was     failing to catch me in it. [10:34] Ethel     Did the hero's body make it to you? [10:36] Ethel     That won't be enough to kill Friedrich. [10:39] Ethel     Possess the hero     and finish Diego off already. [10:43] Touka     He should be pinned down at the moment. [10:45] Touka     I can get him for sure! [10:47] Touka     But just in case... [10:50] Touka     I'm gonna hit him with max firepower! [10:50] sign     Touka's Mana Level: 9 [10:54] Touka     It's time to end this... [10:56] Touka     you Bloody Tears bastard! [11:06] Touka     Looks like it worked. [11:10] Touka     Now Yuna will— [11:12] Touka     Huh? What happened to the tip? [11:16] Ethel     Touka! Are you all right?! [11:18] Touka     Damn... What the hell was that? [11:22] Touka     I thought you couldn't regenerate     from attacks by the Sacred Sword! [11:26] Diego     So sorry. [11:28] Diego     Your attack never reached my body, you see. [11:32] Touka     Like hell it didn't! [11:35] Diego     Vertex has absorption magic. [11:38] Diego     It's capable of absorbing any magical attack. [11:44] Diego     The Sacred Sword is a magic weapon. [11:46] Diego     No matter how many attacks      you throw at me, I'll simply absorb them! [11:51] Diego     You can't hit me from behind, either. [11:53] Diego     I'll just channel everything     into my own mana. [11:57] Ethel     Then why didn't you absorb     the lightning spells before? [12:00] Diego     Oh, I didn't on purpose. [12:01] Diego     I wanted to see what your     plan was building up to. [12:06] Diego     I like to pick the most fun option.     It's just the kind of guy I am. [12:11] Diego     I was so excited to see what you'd do, [12:13] Diego     but you've even done me the favor     of reverting to that form! [12:17] Diego     It's a repeat of the battle three years ago     between the hero and the Infernal Generals! [12:21] Diego     A development so thrilling,     it's got me in tears! [12:25] Touka     He'll absorb any magic attacks I use. [12:28] Touka     Damn it... How the hell do you beat this guy? [12:31] Touka     Okay, man, calm down. [12:33] Touka     There's gotta be a way. [12:35] Touka     At the very least, I can try     attacks that aren't magic! [12:39] Diego     Only the Sacred Sword can kill me! [12:42] Touka     Master, I'm clearing out for now! [12:44] Touka     Gotta form a new plan! [12:45] Ethel     Okay. Got it. [12:48] Ethel     Goodness me... [12:49] Ethel     I was really hoping you'd stay out of this. [12:53] Anri     Sir Touka! [12:54] Touka     Anri! Yuna! [12:56] Yuna     Is it true that he's absorbing     the Sacred Sword's attacks? [12:59] Anri     We heard the whole conversation     over the transceiver! [13:02] Touka     Yeah. [13:03] Touka     But we're not outta the fight just yet. [13:05] Touka     Sion the hero beat that thing     three years ago. [13:08] Touka     So there's gotta be a way! [13:10] Touka     Anri, do you know how he did it? [13:14] Anri     I fear I only met Sir Sion after     he'd bested the Infernal Generals. [13:19] Anri     But Miss Dorothy may know! [13:22] Touka     Hey, Dorothy! You read me? [13:24] Dorothy     Zuzz... Zuzz... [13:27] Anri     What does "zuzz zuzz" mean? [13:29] Touka     It must be some kind of code. [13:31] Yuna     I think she's just asleep! [13:33] Touka     Damn it all! Why now, of all times?! [13:36] Yuna     Touka. [13:37] Yuna     I've seen that devil before. [13:41] Yuna     Three years ago, the hero defeated     the Four Infernal Generals here in this city. [13:47] Touka     Then you saw how he fought them?! [13:50] Yuna     Yeah. Though only from afar,     so I didn't see much. [13:54] Yuna     He split the sword into many tendrils,     so it was hard to tell which would strike. [13:59] Yuna     Maybe to keep the devil from reading     the direction or timing of his attacks. [14:04] Touka     Keep him from reading the direction     or timing of attacks... [14:08] Marguerite     Sir Touka! [14:09] Marguerite     We've made it to a nearby cliff. [14:12] Marguerite     What about you? [14:13] Touka     Hey, great timing! [14:15] Touka     I got a favor to ask you! [14:18] Diego     Hey, hey, hey. [14:19] Diego     This is supposed to be the big climax! [14:21] Diego     We can't go back to a game of tag. [14:24] Diego     You're the one who wanted     a fair-and-square duel. [14:27] Touka     Yeah, I am. [14:29] Touka     And I'm done running now. [14:31] Marguerite     Ein Eim... [14:35] Marguerite     Exploding arrow! [14:38] Diego     Damn it! Where'd that come from?! [14:39] Touka     Mana sight. [14:42] Touka     I knew it. [14:43] Touka     You had no clue that was coming,      so you couldn't block it. [14:46] Touka     That absorption spell is more like a shield. [14:49] Touka     It ain't covering your whole body. [14:51] Touka     Now... [14:53] Touka     I'll give you a nice taste     of the Sacred Sword. [14:55] Diego     You think you can hit me with it? [14:58] Diego     I can use more than one shield, you know. [15:00] Diego     I can also move them freely. [15:02] Diego     Even if your mana sight     lets you see my shields, [15:04] Diego     you can't possibly hit me! [15:06] Touka     Form change... [15:08] Touka     Worm! [15:10] Diego     I can still make a shield below me— [15:14] Diego     How did you know I didn't     have a shield there?! [15:16] Diego     That should have been a blind spot for you! [15:19] Touka     Sorry, man. [15:20] Touka     I've got another set of eyes. [15:23] Touka     When I use mana sight while     connected to Yuna via mana threads, [15:26] Touka     she can use mana sight too. [15:28] Touka     Plus, only I can see and hear Yuna. [15:32] Touka     In other words... [15:33] Yuna     Touka. The next one is... [15:34] Yuna     Right hip! Left shoulder!     Left wrist! Right calf! [15:35] Touka     You'll never see these attacks coming! [15:40] Touka     Guess you'd better shield     your whole body at once! [15:43] Touka     Though if you did that, I bet it'd     drain all your mana in no time! [15:49] Touka     Well, this is even more     entertaining than I expected. [15:53] Touka     You can regenerate from     Sacred Sword attacks after all? [15:56] Diego     Yeah, because I'm possessing a corpse. [15:59] Diego     Even if the Infernal General's     regeneration is nullified, [16:02] Diego     my necromantic regeneration isn't. [16:04] Touka     I see. [16:06] Touka     Then I should be able to beat you by     destroying a zombie's weak point—the head. [16:12] Diego     Yes, I suppose. [16:14] Yuna     But it won't be that easy to hit him there. [16:17] Yuna     It's the place he'll be     keeping the most guarded. [16:19] Touka     In that case... [16:21] Touka     I just need to wear down his mana     by forcing constant regeneration [16:25] Touka     until he reveals his weak point! [16:28] Marguerite     Milly will surely reach Touka soon. [16:31] Marguerite     Until then, I'll support him! [16:33] Dominique     I can't let you interfere any longer. [16:37] Ethel     I'd really rather not fight you, you know! [16:41] Ethel     We've got an alliance, don't we? [16:43] Friedrich     I could say the same thing! [16:45] Friedrich     Why did you try to kill Diego?! [16:48] Ethel     He'll drag you down someday! [16:50] Ethel     We're better off ditching     that dead weight now! [16:54] Friedrich     I can't lose any more of my brethren! [16:58] Ethel     Why are you so damned stubborn?! [17:07] Diego     A war of mana attrition, eh? [17:10] Diego     How amusing! [17:11] Diego     As befitting a battle between zombies! [17:14] Touka     I dunno if I'd put amusement first right now. [17:16] Touka     Your shields have shrunk an awful lot. [17:19] Diego     That's what makes this so fun! [17:21] Diego     I'm so happy to be reduced     to this state, I'm in tears! [17:26] Touka     Got a masochism fetish, huh? [17:29] Diego     Life in Hell was a constant battle     against the devils for survival. [17:34] Diego     I just don't feel alive without     that kind of thrill! [17:37] Diego     And that's the revenge I want on humanity. [17:41] Diego     I want to plunge this peace-addled world     into death and madness once more [17:46] Diego     to make it like Hell! [17:48] Touka     Give me a damn break! [17:49] Touka     Don't drag us into your weird fantasy! [17:54] Diego     Someday you'll all understand how I feel! [17:59] Diego     You'll be having so much fun, you'll be     breathing your gratitude to me in tears! [18:03] Touka     The hell I will! [18:05] Touka     Sorry, but my dream [18:07] Touka     is a slow life with a pretty     girl with hot thighs! [18:14] Yuna     Touka! [18:16] Anri     Sir Touka! [18:20] Touka     Talk about terrible timing. [18:22] Touka     The side effect of the soma drops... [18:24] Diego     Hey, now... Why'd you just fall over? [18:27] Diego     We're only getting started! [18:31] Diego     Still, what luck. [18:33] Diego     Looks like the cavalry's here... [18:37] Diego     My cavalry, that is! [18:39] Diego     Guess it's game over for you! [18:44] Touka     Not yet... [18:45] Touka     It's not over yet! [18:51] Diego     Now that was close. [18:52] Diego     I let my guard down! [18:55] Anri     Sir Touka! [18:55] Yuna     Touka! [18:57] Diego     I'm crying here! [18:59] Diego     You don't have enough mana     left to pierce my head! [19:03] Diego     Looks like this really is the end. [19:07] Touka     Actually... [19:09] Touka     I've got one vial of soma drops left. [19:11] Yuna     Don't do it! [19:12] Yuna     It's the soma drops that have you     collapsing and coughing up blood, right? [19:16] Touka     Hey, come on. [19:18] Touka     I just need to get my mana back. [19:20] Yuna     Your mana? [19:21] Yuna     You remember what     your real mana level is, right? [19:24] Yuna     You used a vial of soma drops last night     to take over my body, [19:27] Yuna     and you've used four since then! [19:29] Yuna     Any more than that and... [19:31] Touka     You got any better ideas? [19:34] Touka     Can you find out where the     Bloody Tears jerk stashed his body? [19:38] Touka     Or do you want to take my place, Anri? [19:40] Touka     If I switch souls at my current mana level,      I'll degenerate for sure. [19:45] Touka     This is the only way. [19:48] Touka     Don't worry. [19:50] Touka     I've managed to luck my way through so far. [19:53] Touka     I'll do it again now. [20:00] Touka     See? [20:02] Touka     All right... [20:03] Touka     Now that his guard's down, this is my chance! [20:06] Touka     Let's finish— [20:07] Yuna     Touka! [20:07] Anri     Sir Touka! [20:09] Diego     Hey, c'mon now! You can't just self-destruct! [20:13] Anri     Sir Touka! Speak to me! [20:15] Yuna     Touka?! [20:16] Diego     It's anticlimactic if you don't      fight to the bitter end! [20:22] Diego     It can't end here!     Anri, you take over the hero role! [20:27] Belarco     Do you require my aid... [20:32] Belarco     impostor hero and comrades? [20:36] Belarco     I guess they can't hear me. [20:41] Anri     If I use possession necromancy     on him in this state, [20:44] Anri     Sir Touka's soul will surely break down. [20:47] Anri     But with so little time left, [20:49] Anri     the best path would be for me     to take over the hero's body and fight. [20:53] Anri     Sir Touka would surely prefer     that I save Dame Yuna as well. [20:59] Anri     I've gotten over so many deaths. [21:02] Anri     I'll get over losing Sir Touka, too. [21:08] Anri     Wait, what am I thinking?! [21:10] Anri     Sir Touka is still alive! [21:13] Anri     If he's still alive... [21:16] Anri     Dame Yuna. [21:17] Anri     I hope that you can hear my voice. [21:21] Anri     I'm sorry, Dame Yuna. [21:23] Anri     I cannot yet abandon Sir Touka. [21:26] Anri     I want to wager every second I have     on him regaining consciousness! [21:30] Anri     So... [21:31] Yuna     It's okay. [21:32] Yuna     I feel the same way. [21:35] Anri     Ein Seil! [21:37] Anri     I'll buy us time. [21:39] Kyle     I'd say that's my job! [21:46] Kyle     My revenge will be most anticlimactic     if Touka doesn't wake up first. [21:53] Diego     Who the hell are you? [21:55] Kyle     You don't know me? [21:57] Kyle     My goodness.     You're disqualified from existence. [22:00] Kyle     Kyle Ozment... [22:00] sign     Kyle Ozment     Former Companion of the Hero; Effectively a God [22:02] Kyle     Former companion of     the hero and effectively a god. [22:07] sign     15 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils [22:10] sign     Next Time [22:10] [SONG] Lyrics     "Fine, just for you..." [22:11] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Duo! [22:12] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [22:15] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap [22:21] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret [22:27] [SONG] Lyrics     It's just bursting with sugar, you know... [22:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you? [22:38] [SONG] Lyrics     Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day... [22:42] [SONG] Lyrics     Come a little closer, now [22:44] [SONG] Lyrics     A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink [22:48] [SONG] Lyrics     A seductive voice with a hint of danger [22:52] [SONG] Lyrics     See? I've already got you under my spell... [23:00] [SONG] Lyrics     It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue [23:04] [SONG] Lyrics     This sweetest trap of romance [23:07] [SONG] Lyrics     So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love... [23:10] [SONG] Lyrics     In this literal pit I dug! [23:14] [SONG] Lyrics     You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me     away when I pursue [23:17] [SONG] Lyrics     Such intense romance needs a strategy [23:21] [SONG] Lyrics     I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on     setting bait every day... [23:26] [SONG] Lyrics     In my honey trap [23:28] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [23:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Yuna     It can't be! What's he doing here?! [00:06] Anri     Sir Kyle! [00:08] Anri     For what purpose have you come here? [00:11] Kyle     Turning your sword on me first? [00:13] Kyle     I hope you haven't forgotten [00:16] Kyle     who the real enemy is! [00:19] Kyle     I'm on your side now. [00:21] Kyle     I turned over a new leaf     after Touka cast me into the ocean. [00:26] Anri     Sir Kyle! [00:27] Anri     I always believed that this day would come! [00:29] Yuna     Don't believe squat! [00:31] Yuna     He literally said he's here     for revenge on Touka! [00:33] Diego     Kyle Ozment... [00:36] Diego     I've heard all the rumors. [00:38] Diego     This might make things even more fun! [00:45] Kyle     Kindly don't intrude, would you? [00:47] Kyle     If you wish to fight me that badly, [00:49] Kyle     I'll have to ask you to wait     until Touka awakens. [00:52] Kyle     My revenge on him takes priority. [00:55] Anri     Revenge?! [00:56] Kyle     I'm not sure you're in any position     to enjoy a fight, however... [01:01] Kyle     Take a peek in town. [01:03] Diego     Ein Andromalius. [01:13] Diego     Reinforcements from the capital?! [01:17] Kyle     Have you grasped the situation? [01:19] Kyle     Touka's my priority right now. [01:21] Kyle     If you wish to flee, I'll allow it. [01:24] Diego     Whyever would I run? [01:28] Diego     The ultimate pleasure still lies ahead! [01:32] Kyle     What's got you turning on your allies now? [01:35] Anri     It can't be... [01:36] Anri     He's absorbing the devils?! [01:43] Anri     Sir Kyle! [01:48] Kyle     Worry not. [01:49] Kyle     I fully blocked it. [01:51] Anri     You kind of didn't! [01:55] Diego     My victory was sealed     the moment the devils arrived! [01:59] Diego     All the mana and spells     I absorb become mine! [02:04] Yuna     No way... [02:05] Yuna     But we have so little time left [02:08] Yuna     that even if Touka awakens now, I'm doomed. [02:15] Yuna     I just... [02:17] Yuna     I just want to talk to you one more time! [02:20] Yuna     Touka! [02:24] sign     HE'S DEAD [02:28] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [02:30] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [02:32] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [02:34] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [02:36] sign     THE [02:37] sign     LEGEN [02:37] sign     DARY [02:38] sign     HERO [02:38] sign     IS [02:39] sign     DEAD [02:43] [SONG] Lyrics     Spending every day like     you're in a casket, trapped [02:45] [SONG] Lyrics     Ready for another night     like the dead, collapsed [02:47] [SONG] Lyrics     Yeah, living like a carcass      with just your "life" intact... [02:49] [SONG] Lyrics     Who wouldn't want a way     to con themselves out of that? [02:51] [SONG] Lyrics     Breaking away from ideas of "should do" [02:53] [SONG] Lyrics     to live for yourself—     that's lots of fun, too... [02:55] [SONG] Lyrics     Otherwise you're just being a mark... [02:57] [SONG] Lyrics     And who wants that? [02:58] [SONG] Lyrics     You and I, we're just corpses [03:02] [SONG] Lyrics     Pawns of some faceless necromancer [03:06] [SONG] Lyrics     From one marionette to another, I say... [03:10] [SONG] Lyrics     How about we cut our strings together? [03:16] [SONG] Lyrics     Let's get dancing! [03:17] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, another day dead [03:19] [SONG] Lyrics     Head, arms, and legs gonna     fall off any minute now [03:21] [SONG] Lyrics     Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert... [03:23] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha! [03:25] [SONG] Lyrics     Dead, dead, we're already dead [03:27] [SONG] Lyrics     Gonna shake off this     mortal coil any minute now [03:29] [SONG] Lyrics     You just gotta laugh a life like this off! [03:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [03:33] [SONG] Lyrics     I tell you, this world makes life so hard [03:37] [SONG] Lyrics     What can you do but dance     the whole night through? [03:41] [SONG] Lyrics     Even if I collapse and my body decays [03:44] [SONG] Lyrics     that doesn't mean I'm rotten     all the way down to my soul! [03:55] sign     Episode 12 [03:55] sign     The Legendary Hero Is a Duo! [03:56] Touka     Huh? Where the heck am I? [03:58] Touka     After I used the soma drops,     everything went black, and... [04:04] Touka     No freaking way! [04:05] Touka     This ain't the afterlife, is it?! [04:07] Sion     No worries there. [04:08] Sion     You're still alive. [04:11] Sion     This is the world of the Sacred Sword. [04:14] Sion     It's been quite some time. [04:16] Sion     Actually, this is our first     meeting in a way, isn't it... [04:21] Sion     Touka? [04:22] Touka     Sion the hero?! [04:24] Touka     If he's here, that means I'm dead for sure! [04:29] Touka     What the hell? [04:30] Touka     You want revenge, right?     Is that what this is about? [04:33] Touka     Lemme make one thing clear. [04:34] Touka     It's not my fault you're dead! [04:36] Touka     You fell into that damn trap yourself! [04:39] Sion     Thank you so much! [04:42] Sion     I've been watching this whole time. [04:44] Sion     Although you were made into     the legendary hero against your will, [04:47] Sion     you kept Anri safe from Kyle, [04:49] Sion     saved the capital from danger, [04:51] Sion     and now you're fighting a deadly battle     to save the people of Moaran. [04:56] Sion     I'm so glad you were the one     to inherit my body. [05:02] Sion     Oh, I'm so sorry! [05:04] Sion     I'm sure being awfully forward... [05:06] Sion     But I've been watching you for so long,     I feel like we're friends. [05:09] Touka     That's not the issue... [05:11] Touka     Did this dude seriously     just thank the guy who killed him? [05:14] Touka     He's definitely up to something! [05:17] Touka     Even if this is the afterlife,     I can't let him get me! [05:22] Sion     Touka! [05:24] Touka     He's coming after me! [05:26] Touka     Damn it! Ain't there any way outta here?! [05:31] Touka     Wh-What the heck is this? [05:34] Touka     A paradise of thighs?! [05:38] Sion     Beyond the stone slab holding that mirror [05:41] Sion     lies the ideal world of whoever looks into it. [05:45] Sion     I don't know why it's here either... [05:48] Sion     A reward for risking your life     for our lofty mission, perhaps. [05:53] Sion     But once you go through,     there's no guarantee you'll return. [05:57] Sion     You won't be able to save Yuna. [05:59] Touka     Huh?! [06:00] Touka     I can't save Yuna anyway! I'm dead, man! [06:06] Touka     That's right... [06:07] Touka     I can't save Yuna now... [06:11] Touka     Sorry, Yuna... [06:13] Sion     You can still make it in time. [06:15] Sion     You yet live, Touka! [06:18] Sion     Humans are made up of three facets: [06:18] sign     Life Force [06:18] sign     Body [06:20] Sion     the body, the soul that dwells in the head, [06:22] Sion     and the life force that dwells in the heart. [06:26] sign     Soul [06:26] Sion     You die if you lose any one of them. [06:28] Sion     I've lost my life force, [06:31] Sion     but your soul still exists, [06:34] Sion     and both your body and life force lie     inside the Coffin of the Living. [06:38] Sion     In other words,     you just wandered here by mistake. [06:42] Touka     What the hell are you talking about? [06:44] Sion     This isn't the afterlife. [06:46] Sion     It's the world of the Sacred Sword. [06:48] Sion     It can call the souls     of dead legendary heroes here. [06:51] Sion     You were wandering the boundary between life     and death, so it brought you here as well. [06:55] Touka     Wait, hang on a minute! [06:57] Touka     I ain't a legendary— [06:59] Sion     Touka. [06:59] Sion     You've been chosen     as the next legendary hero. [07:05] Sion     That night in the capital, [07:07] Sion     when your mana abruptly skyrocketed, [07:09] Sion     it fooled the Sacred Sword into     thinking you were the next hero. [07:13] Sion     That's why you can use the Sacred Sword,      even outside of my body. [07:20] Touka     You mean... I really am a hero? [07:23] Touka     I always thought my mana level     had to be so low for a reason! [07:29] Sion     I told you it was a misunderstanding, right? [07:32] Touka     E-Even if what you're saying is true, [07:34] Touka     if I can't get outta here, I can't... [07:37] Sion     The exit is through there. [07:40] Sion     But if you return to the real world,     you'll find yet harsher trials await you. [07:45] Sion     If you wish to stay here instead,     I won't stop you. [07:50] Touka     That's not even a question. [07:52] Touka     Yuna and the others ain't here, [07:55] Touka     which means my perfect     thighs ain't here either. [08:00] Touka     Besides, I promised Yuna     I'd save her this time for sure. [08:13] Kyle     Shielding your whole body with     a spell that absorbs magic, eh? [08:17] Kyle     Physical attacks make it through, [08:19] Kyle     but it'll take time to shave down his mana. [08:23] Anri     We're out of time! [08:25] Anri     The twenty-four hours will be up soon! [08:29] Yuna     Please, God... [08:31] Yuna     I'm happy to disappear. [08:34] Yuna     Just... [08:36] Yuna     Just make Touka wake up! [08:38] Yuna     Please! [08:41] Touka (Sion)     Will you let him stroke your thighs     a hundred times while naked in stockings? [08:44] Yuna     I will! [08:45] Yuna     A hundred times! A thousand times! [08:47] Yuna     What? [08:48] Touka (Sion)     Hell yeah! [08:50] Touka (Sion)     That sounds like a promise to me, Yuna! [08:53] Yuna     Touka?! [08:54] Anri     Sir Touka! [08:54] Kyle     Touka! [08:56] Diego     Touka Scott! [09:00] Diego     Even though you're awake now,     don't you think it's a little late to win?! [09:04] Touka (Sion)     Oh, I'll win! [09:06] Touka (Sion)     Thigh-stroking paradise awaits me      when the battle's over! [09:09] Touka (Sion)     I'm winning for sure! [09:11] Yuna     Hang on a minute! [09:12] Yuna     That wasn't a real promise! [09:14] Touka (Sion)     Anri! [09:14] Touka (Sion)     Release my body from     the Coffin of the Living! [09:20] Touka (Sion)     I'm gonna show you... [09:21] Touka (Sion)     another power of the Sacred Sword     that the hero taught me! [09:26] Kyle     Another power of the Sacred Sword? [09:29] Sion (Touka)     Can I borrow that, Kyle? [09:32] Diego     When did he— [09:35] Diego     Who the hell are you?! [09:38] Sion (Touka)     I am... [09:39] Sion (Touka)     Sion Breydan! [09:41] sign     3 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils [09:48] Sion (Touka)     All right, I believe I can fight in this body. [09:50] Yuna     What's going on here? [09:52] Yuna     How is Touka so cool now?! [09:54] Touka (Sion)     Sion's soul was still in the Sacred Sword. [09:56] Touka (Sion)     I sent it to possess my body. [09:58] Touka (Sion)     And what's this "Touka is cool now" garbage?! [10:01] Touka (Sion)     You make it sound like I wasn't cool before! [10:03] Yuna     I mean, I think that about sums it up. [10:05] Touka (Sion)     What?! [10:06] Anri     The hero...? Is that really you? [10:10] Kyle     I feel it! [10:11] Kyle     The comforting sensation     of that crystal-clear mana! [10:15] Kyle     It's you, Sion! [10:17] Sion (Touka)     Kyle, I'm quite cross with you, you know. [10:20] Kyle     Ah, so you know the whole story? [10:23] Kyle     It was all just my love for you     running out of control. [10:27] Kyle     Forgive me. [10:30] Diego     You sent the soul of the dead hero,      Sion, to possess you? [10:34] Diego     Since when can the Sacred Sword     perform necromancy?! [10:38] Diego     I've never heard of such a power! [10:40] Diego     However... [10:41] Diego     Fighting the legendary hero is     the most fun thing I can imagine! [10:49] Diego     I-It can't be! [10:51] Diego     The way you're moving... [10:52] Diego     You're in Touka Scott's body! [10:55] Diego     How can you move like that?! [10:58] Diego     This is the true hero, Sion... [11:00] Diego     The champion who saved the world! [11:03] Sion (Touka)     Touka! [11:06] (Flashback) Sion     You're the only one     who can use the Sacred Sword. [11:09] (Flashback) Sion     I can only offer support. [11:11] sign     Magic Crystal [11:12] (Flashback) Sion     First, I'll destroy Vertex's magic crystal. [11:15] (Flashback) Sion     With that gone, [11:17] (Flashback) Sion     Vertex won't be able to use its spell,     or any it's absorbed, for a while. [11:22] (Flashback) Sion     Though obviously, it will     restore itself quite quickly... [11:25] (Flashback) Touka     So I've gotta finish the job     before it regenerates? [11:29] (Flashback) Sion     But at your current mana level, [11:32] (Flashback) Sion     you won't be able to     penetrate Vertex's head. [11:34] (Flashback) Touka     Are you kidding me?! [11:35] (Flashback) Touka     We're out of soma drops, man! [11:37] (Flashback) Sion     You can shorten the blade of     the Sacred Sword to concentrate your mana. [11:41] (Flashback) Sion     That should increase its penetrative power. [11:44] Touka     Form change... [11:46] Touka     Dagger! [11:48] Diego     I'm not finished yet! [11:55] Diego     My blood magic isn't tied to Vertex! [11:59] Diego     I'll take this chance to regenerate myself! [12:02] Kyle     With your shields gone, I can shred you     with my magic as much as I need to. [12:07] Kyle     I've given you the time you need... [12:09] Kyle     Touka! [12:10] sign     60 seconds until Yuna and the others become devils [12:14] Touka     Ein Grendel! [12:21] Diego     Not so fast! [12:23] Ethel     Sorry, but my student's gonna win this. [12:26] Ethel     I taught him how to use one of these too. [12:29] Ethel     He's been so preoccupied     with the Sacred Sword [12:32] Ethel     that he hasn't had his wits about him, [12:35] Ethel     but now that he's holding     a weapon he's familiar with, [12:38] Ethel     he can focus his full attention on dodging. [12:43] Diego     Touka Scott! [12:45] Diego     Is this how you want to do this?! [12:48] Diego     Relying on others to nail me to the wall? [12:51] Diego     Is that really enough to satisfy you?! [12:54] Diego     Let's enjoy our battle a little bit more! [12:59] Touka (Sion)     Sorry, man! [13:00] Touka (Sion)     I never gave a damn about our battle! [13:03] Touka (Sion)     Saving Yuna is all I ever wanted to do! [13:10] sign     1 second until Yuna and the others become devils [13:44] Diego     That was a close one. [13:46] Diego     Tossing my Coffin of the Living     into the forest was a smart move. [13:51] Diego     Damn... [13:52] Diego     Why can't I move? [13:54] Diego     Have I expended my soul? [13:57] Diego     No... it's just normal exhaustion. [14:01] Diego     That's right. It's not over yet... [14:03] Diego     Once I'm recovered,     it'll be time for a grudge match! [14:10] Diego     What are you doing here? [14:12] Diego     Who ordered you... [14:17] Low-Rank Devil C     You killed Queen Adele... [14:20] Low-Rank Devil D     Now you'll pay! [14:22] Diego     Damn it! Why can't I move?! [14:25] Diego     Damn it! [14:26] Diego     This is the stupidest way to die! [14:33] Knight A     Incredible! The Infernal General is dead! [14:36] Knight B     The legendary hero slew it! [14:38] Knights     The hero! The hero! [14:39] Yuna     Touka! [14:45] Touka (Sion)     You're safe? [14:46] Anri     Yes... [14:48] Anri     I can see Dame Yuna too. [14:53] Yuna     Touka! [14:55] Yuna     How could you be so reckless? [14:58] Yuna     I thought you were really gonna die! [15:03] Touka (Sion)     Why the heck were you worried about me? [15:06] Touka (Sion)     I saved you this time, just like I promised. [15:09] Touka (Sion)     So keep your part of the bargain and     let me stroke your thighs a hundred times! [15:13] Yuna     What? I don't remember promising you that... [15:15] Yuna     I've been unconscious this whole time. [15:18] Touka (Sion)     But when you were just a soul... [15:20] Yuna     You must have been hallucinating! [15:22] Yuna     Right, Anri? I wasn't there, was I? [15:25] Anri     Nope! I never saw you! [15:27] Touka (Sion)     Damn you, Anri! Don't toy with me! [15:31] Touka     The long day finally came to an end. [15:33] Touka     We didn't see Master     or Anri's brother after that. [15:37] Touka     Then, we... [15:38] Dott     We're holding this party     in the legendary hero's honor! [15:42] Touka (Sion)     I appreciate it, [15:44] Touka (Sion)     but I think I'd be more     comfortable hanging out in my room... [15:47] Dott     I know what you mean. [15:48] Dott     Beautiful girls with luscious thighs, right? [15:52] Dott     The young women of my town have been     racing to me to offer themselves... [15:55] Dott     as overnight companions     to the legendary hero. [15:58] Touka     Overnight companions?! [16:00] Touka (Sion)     You freaking rock, man! [16:02] Touka (Sion)     You're the mayor of my heart! [16:04] Dott     Oh, Your Highness! [16:06] Dott     It was my swift work that     ensured the safety of the town [16:10] Dott     and the defeat of that Infernal General. [16:13] Marguerite     Y-Yes... it was. [16:15] Dott     As a reward, I'd like the promised     naked-in-stockings... [16:18] Marguerite     I'm afraid Touka offered that     without my consent. [16:21] Marguerite     I never intended to honor that promise. [16:23] Marguerite     Isaac! Please, save me! [16:25] Mayor/Horse/Isaac     Naked in stockings! [16:27] Marguerite     You traitor! [16:28] Yuna     Calm down a little, would you? [16:31] Colin     Er... Touka, was it? [16:33] Colin     I came to thank you for saving me. [16:36] Yuna     That's right. Touka was in my body then... [16:39] Yuna     I can explain the whole story later,      but the real Touka is... [16:43] Girl A     Mr. Hero! Come play with me soon! [16:46] Girl B     No way! He's gonna play with me! [16:51] Touka (Sion)     No need to fight, ladies! [16:52] Touka (Sion)     I can get to all of your thighs in one night! [16:56] Touka (Sion)     Y-Yuna? [16:57] Touka (Sion)     What's going on? [16:59] Touka (Sion)     What the hell? Things were     looking good for me there! [17:04] Yuna     What the... [17:05] Yuna     Why'd I just drag Touka in here? [17:08] Yuna     I saw him surrounded by girls,     and my heart went crazy... [17:12] Yuna     What the heck?! [17:13] Touka (Sion)     Is it time for the hundred strokes of your     naked-in-stockings thighs you promised me?! [17:18] Yuna     You're not stroking anything! [17:19] Yuna     That deal was off the minute     you summoned Mr. Hero! [17:23] Touka (Sion)     Huh? How come?! [17:24] Touka (Sion)     It's true that the hero helped me out, but... [17:29] Touka (Sion)     Well, fine. [17:30] Touka (Sion)     Real talk, having you safe     is reward enough for me. [17:35] Touka (Sion)     And you got to be rescued     by your beloved "Mr. Hero" again, [17:38] Touka (Sion)     so I guess it's the perfect     ending for both of us. [17:42] Yuna     No. That's not it... [17:44] Touka (Sion)     Look, once I buff up my mana back up,     I can summon him again, [17:48] Touka (Sion)     so you can tell him how you feel then. [17:51] Yuna     Stop running off at the mouth and listen! [17:52] Yuna     I know you're the one who saved me this time! [17:56] Yuna     And I'm really happy that     you're the one that did! [17:59] Touka (Sion)     Yuna... [18:02] Touka (Sion)     If you're so happy,     why renege on your promise? [18:05] Yuna     Darn it! Why are you like this?! [18:09] Yuna     F-Fine. [18:10] Yuna     I just have to keep my word, right? [18:12] Yuna     I'll make good on my promise. [18:18] Touka     Hey, hey, hey! [18:19] Touka     Is this really happening right now?! [18:21] Touka     I'm nervous as hell all of a sudden... [18:23] Touka     For real, are we finally     gonna go all the way?! [18:27] Yuna     Okay... I'm ready. [18:34] Touka (Sion)     What's with the swimsuit? [18:35] Yuna     I'm embarrassed, okay?! [18:38] Yuna     I-If you don't like it,     take it off yourself. [18:43] Touka     Take it off?! [18:44] Touka     She's gonna let me do that, too?! [18:46] Yuna     Just do it already. [18:47] Yuna     I'm pretty embarrassed. [18:49] Touka (Sion)     R-Right... [18:51] Touka (Sion)     No, hang on a minute. [18:53] Touka (Sion)     That hero guy said he was watching me. [18:57] Touka (Sion)     He could be right now. [18:59] Touka (Sion)     Better toss the Sacred Sword. [19:02] Yuna     He was watching?! [19:03] Yuna     Mr. Hero... saw me like this?! [19:06] Yuna     No! Mr. Hero, you perv! [19:09] Touka (Sion)     Yuna! [19:10] Sion     I'm... a perv? [19:12] Sion     I did accidentally catch a glimpse, but... [19:15] Yuna     That was close! [19:16] Yuna     I must've been crazy     to let him do that to me. [19:20] Yuna     Seriously crazy... [19:22] Yuna     Whenever I'm around Touka,     I get all flustered. [19:24] Yuna     My heart starts to ache,     and my face feels hot... [19:27] Yuna     Wait. [19:28] Yuna     Can it be... [19:29] Marguerite     It's surely love. [19:31] Yuna     Y-Your Highness?! [19:32] Marguerite     You've fallen in love with Touka. [19:35] Yuna     In love? No way! [19:37] Yuna     That trashy, pervy jerk     only likes me for my thighs. [19:42] Marguerite     Yet in spite of that, he saved you. [19:45] Marguerite     I feel the same way. [19:46] Marguerite     When I sit down and think,     I know he's utterly unacceptable. [19:49] Marguerite     But in the moment he was saving me, [19:52] Marguerite     Touka was the legendary hero,     without question. [19:58] Yuna     I'm the one who reached out to him, [20:00] Yuna     and I never felt like he was     more than a little brother... [20:03] Yuna     that I had to keep dragging him along... [20:09] Yuna     What is it, Your Highness? [20:11] Marguerite     I'd like it if you'd call me Marguerite. [20:15] Marguerite     Because we're going to be rivals     from this moment forward, [20:18] Marguerite     I'd like to interact as equals,     without status being a factor. [20:23] Marguerite     And, of course... [20:25] Marguerite     because we'll continue to be      companions in our journey. [20:31] Yuna     I did sorta feel like I couldn't     get close to you before. [20:34] Yuna     So... [20:37] Yuna     Let's start things fresh, Marguerite! [20:41] Anri     No fair! [20:43] Anri     I also want Dame Marguerite... [20:46] Anri     No, I can't call you that! [20:47] Anri     I must address you as a princess! [20:50] Marguerite     All else aside, I need to ask if anything     transpired between you and Touka. [20:54] Marguerite     As your rival, I must know! [20:56] Yuna     I'm not telling you that! [20:58] Yuna     That stuff's private! [20:59] Anri     Aha, I know this! [21:01] Anri     A hundred thigh strokes, right? [21:02] Yuna     Hey, Anri! [21:05] Touka     Right before Sion the hero disappeared,     he told the four of us where to go next. [21:11] Touka (Sion)     Sheesh. [21:13] Touka (Sion)     We made it through one crisis, [21:14] Touka (Sion)     but I guess this stupid journey to     the Gates of Hell ain't over yet. [21:18] Sion (Touka)     No, your destination lies elsewhere. [21:21] Touka (Sion)     Huh? [21:23] Sion (Touka)     The northern continent, home to the     Gates of Hell, is a nest of powerful devils. [21:27] Sion (Touka)     It would be suicidal for you     to head there as you are now. [21:31] Sion (Touka)     Touka, you first need to focus on     increasing your mana level. [21:36] Sion (Touka)     Once you do, I'll be able     to fight with you again. [21:39] Touka (Sion)     C'mon, I can just boost it with soma— [21:41] Sion (Touka)     You should be well aware by now that     soma drops are too dangerous. [21:46] Touka (Sion)     But how's a guy supposed to up his mana level? [21:51] Sion (Touka)     I have a companion who knows     a great deal about mana. [21:55] Sion (Touka)     Kyle, Dorothy. Will you     guide Touka in my place? [21:59] Kyle     I'm incapable of saying no     to you, Sion. However... [22:03] Kyle     is the companion you're talking about... [22:06] Sion (Touka)     Yes. Find the sage. [22:09] Touka (Sion)     The sage? [22:13] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [22:13] Kyle     Okay, you four. [22:15] Kyle     Ready to head out? [22:16] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap [22:19] Touka (Sion)     Yep! [22:22] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret [22:28] [SONG] Lyrics     It's just bursting with sugar, you know... [22:32] [SONG] Lyrics     Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you? [22:38] [SONG] Lyrics     Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day... [22:42] [SONG] Lyrics     Come a little closer, now [22:45] [SONG] Lyrics     A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink [22:49] [SONG] Lyrics     A seductive voice with a hint of danger [22:52] [SONG] Lyrics     See? I've already got you under my spell... [23:01] [SONG] Lyrics     It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue [23:04] [SONG] Lyrics     This sweetest trap of romance [23:08] [SONG] Lyrics     So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love... [23:11] [SONG] Lyrics     In this literal pit I dug! [23:15] [SONG] Lyrics     You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me     away when I pursue [23:18] [SONG] Lyrics     Such intense romance needs a strategy [23:22] [SONG] Lyrics     I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on     setting bait every day... [23:27] [SONG] Lyrics     In my honey trap [23:28] [SONG] Lyrics     Honey Honey Honey Honey [23:31] [SONG] Lyrics     Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap