# The Legendary Hero is Dead!
In a world of monsters and magic, Sion, the local hero, is on his way to save the world from demons. Well, that was the plan until he fell into a pit dug by a sleazy villager, Touka, and died! After hiding the accident, Touka goes to bed as usual but wakes up feeling…different. Somehow he’s in Sion’s body! Now, the fate of the world is in his hands. What could go wrong?
# Season 1
# E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4GJD0/the-legendary-hero-is-dead)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* Three years have passed since Sion*
* the legendary hero sealed the Gates of Hell.*
**[00:22] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:34] sign**
THE
**[00:35] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:35] sign**
DARY
**[00:36] sign**
HERO
**[00:36] sign**
IS
**[00:37] sign**
DEAD
**[01:52] sign**
Three Months Later
Central Continent Southeastern Village of Cheza
**[01:54] Touka**
Truly awe-inspiring...
**[01:55] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
**[01:55] sign**
Episode 1
**[02:00] sign**
Touka Scott
Unremarkable Villager
**[02:02] Touka**
What a gorgeous radish!
**[02:04] Touka**
You really do have the perfect figure!
**[02:07] Touka**
I hereby dub you Katherine.
**[02:09] Touka**
Now, let's dress you up real nice!
**[02:15] Yuna**
Touka! What are you doing?
**[02:20] sign**
Yuna Yunis
His Childhood Friend
**[02:20] Touka**
Y-Yuna?!
**[02:22] Touka**
I-I'm just harvesting radishes!
**[02:24] Yuna**
So why are you putting a stocking on it?
**[02:27] Touka**
Upon finding a radish shaped
like the perfect thigh, any man would
**[02:31] Touka**
feel compelled to put a stocking on it!
**[02:33] Yuna**
You're the only pervert who'd do that!
**[02:36] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[02:38] Yuna**
When you're not lazing around,
you're doing gross stuff like that.
**[02:41] Yuna**
Why'd I have to be childhood friends
with someone like you?
**[02:43] Touka**
What?
**[02:44] Yuna**
The legendary hero is our age,
**[02:46] Yuna**
and he managed to save the whole world!
**[02:49] Touka**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:50] Touka**
Legendary hero this, legendary hero that.
He's all you people talk about.
**[02:53] Touka**
The Sacred Sword could've
chosen anyone, you know?
**[02:56] Touka**
Besides, his seal didn't hold up for long,
**[02:58] Touka**
and now the devils are back on the loose.
**[03:01] Yuna**
That's why he's traveling
far and wide to slay them all!
**[03:04] Touka**
Cleaning up after yourself ain't very heroic.
**[03:07] Touka**
But I don't care what happens far and wide
**[03:09] Touka**
so long as my own house
and field are safe.
**[03:14] Touka**
And you too, of course, Yuna.
**[03:17] Yuna**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[03:19] Touka**
* She might be a mean old nag,*
* but she's got perfect proportions.*
**[03:24] Touka**
*Especially those thighs!*
**[03:26] Touka**
*Those freaking luscious thighs!*
**[03:30] Yuna**
The hell are you doing?!
**[03:31] Touka**
S-Sorry, force of habit...
**[03:32] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[03:34] Yuna**
The whole world's in peril,
but that's still all you think about!
**[03:37] Yuna**
Devils could even attack here, you know?
**[03:40] Touka**
Thankfully, I'm prepared for that!
**[03:44] Touka**
Behold my brilliant trap!
**[03:45] Touka**
It'll skewer any devils that enter my field!
**[03:48] Yuna**
That's so stupid.
**[03:50] Touka**
H-Hey...
**[03:51] Touka**
Why's she always gotta take me down a peg?
**[03:58] Devil**
I love humans.
**[04:00] Devil**
I eat humans.
**[04:02] Villager E**
Ah! A devil!
**[04:03] Villager D**
It's a devil attack!
**[04:07] Yuna**
No... S-Stay back...
**[04:10] Devil**
Human. Woman. Looks tasty.
**[04:13] Touka**
Yuna!
**[04:14] Touka**
*What do I do?*
**[04:16] Touka**
*I need Yuna for my future plans.*
**[04:18] Touka**
*I've gotta rescue her somehow.*
**[04:24] Touka**
Oh, Mr. Devil!
**[04:25] Touka**
I've got some tasty meat grilling here!
**[04:28] Touka**
* Even a devil has to prefer*
* a well-browned cut of juicy pork!*
**[04:32] Touka**
*That's it! C'mon over here!*
**[04:34] Touka**
*And fall right into my brilliant trap!*
**[04:37] Devil**
Gross. I hate pork.
**[04:40] Touka**
*So pork isn't gonna do the job...*
**[04:43] Touka**
*Crap!*
**[04:44] Touka**
That expression screams,
"Why are you grilling when I'm in danger?!"
**[04:48] Touka**
*Damn it all. I'll have to step in!*
**[04:50] Sion**
Get away from her!
**[04:55] Sion**
Are you all right?
**[04:56] sign**
Sion Breydan
Legendary Hero
**[04:57] Yuna**
Th-The legendary hero!
**[04:59] Villager**
It's the legendary hero!
**[05:01] Villager F**
The legendary hero's here to save us!
**[05:03] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero! Thank you so much!
**[05:06] Sion**
I'm just glad to see you safe, Miss Yuna.
**[05:08] Yuna**
Y-You remember me?!
**[05:10] Sion**
Of course I do!
**[05:12] Sion**
It's been three whole years.
**[05:14] Sion**
Have you been well?
**[05:15] Touka**
* I forgot this jerk saved*
* Yuna three years ago too...*
**[05:19] Yuna**
I'm so delighted!
**[05:20] Yuna**
I was sure you'd forgotten me!
**[05:23] Sion**
The delight's all mine,
since I get to see you happy again.
**[05:27] Sion**
I just love your smile, you know.
**[05:30] Yuna**
Oh, Mr. Legendary Hero...
**[05:32] Touka**
*"I just love your smile," he says?!*
**[05:35] Touka**
*This piece-of-shit hero is one smooth talker!*
**[05:38] Touka**
*And Yuna's lapping it up!*
**[05:39] Touka**
Hey, Yuna! I also tried to save—
**[05:41] Yuna**
Stay out of this, scumbag.
**[05:44] Yuna**
Go back to your one-man barbecue.
**[05:46] Touka**
*What's with the total one-eighty?!*
**[05:48] Touka**
*I like you better smiling too, you know!*
**[05:50] Touka**
* After three years, Yuna was*
* finally warming up to me!*
**[05:54] Touka**
*This is all that hero's fault!*
**[05:57] Villager C**
What's that sound? Another devil?!
**[05:59] Sion**
I'm sorry.
**[06:00] Sion**
I'm afraid that's my stomach rumbling.
**[06:04] Yuna**
W-Would you like to come by my house, then?
**[06:07] Yuna**
I made a bit too much for lunch...
**[06:09] Sion**
Really?
**[06:10] Touka**
*He gets to eat Yuna's home cooking?!*
**[06:13] Touka**
*Not even I've had that!*
**[06:15] Touka**
*Now they're just rubbing it in...*
**[06:18] Sion**
Is that barbecue I smell?
**[06:21] Sion**
I just love meat! I—
**[06:29] Touka**
You gotta be kiddin' me...
**[06:30] Yuna**
No!
**[06:33] Touka**
Th-There's no way the guy
who saved the world just...
**[06:37] Touka**
Yeah, he's dead.
**[06:38] Villager B**
How can this be?!
**[06:40] Villager B**
Without the legendary hero,
we can't seal the Gates of Hell!
**[06:43] Villager A**
What a nightmare! It's the end of humanity!
**[06:46] Village Chief**
We should put Touka on trial
before His Majesty!
**[06:50] Touka**
Now hold on a minute!
**[06:51] Touka**
This was an accident.
**[06:52] Touka**
Besides, I'm the victim here.
He was trespassing to steal food.
**[06:57] Villager C**
Don't make excuses!
**[06:59] Villager B**
You can atone with your life!
**[07:00] Touka**
Ch-Chill out!
**[07:02] Touka**
Let's think about this calmly for a moment.
**[07:04] Touka**
The legendary hero died
falling into a trap...
**[07:06] Touka**
Who'd even believe that story?
**[07:09] Touka**
If a buncha villagers came
to *me* with that,
**[07:12] Touka**
I'd bet *they* were the ones who did it!
**[07:14] Villager B**
You're gonna try to pin this on us?!
**[07:17] Village Chief**
No... I'm afraid he has a point.
**[07:19] Village Chief**
No one would believe he died like this.
**[07:23] Villager B**
W-We could blame it on a devil...
**[07:25] Villager A**
Then how do we explain how *we* survived?
**[07:28] Villager B**
But what other choice do we have?
**[07:30] Touka**
Hold it.
**[07:31] Touka**
There *is* another option.
**[07:35] Touka**
Now, as far as anyone knows,
he's just missing.
**[07:37] Touka**
We had no part in it.
**[07:40] Villager B**
"No part in it," my butt...
**[07:41] Villager C**
Guess it figures that it takes
a madman to off the legendary hero.
**[07:45] Touka**
What do you want me to do?!
**[07:46] Touka**
All our asses are on the line here!
**[07:48] Touka**
We're just protecting the village.
**[07:58] Touka**
*Man, I feel great this morning.*
**[08:01] Touka**
* Hiding the legendary hero's corpse*
* must've been really therapeutic.*
**[08:05] Touka**
*I feel like a whole new man—*
**[08:09] Touka**
What's going on?
**[08:10] Touka**
I look like the legendary hero!
**[08:12] Touka**
And on his worst day, no less...
**[08:14] Touka**
Maybe I'm dreaming.
**[08:17] Yuna**
Who could it be at this early hour?
**[08:21] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero?!
**[08:23] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero, you came back to life?!
**[08:25] Touka**
W-Well, actually...
**[08:27] Touka**
*I guess I do look just like him.*
**[08:30] Touka**
*Damn it, why'd I end up with that jerk's mug?*
**[08:33] Touka**
*Hang on, she's totally into me!*
**[08:36] Touka**
*That's it! At last, I could...*
**[08:38] Touka**
Well, Yuna, I had a favor to ask you...
**[08:42] Yuna**
Will this serve your purpose,
Mr. Legendary Hero?
**[08:46] Touka**
*Th-This is...*
**[08:48] Touka**
*The power of the legendary hero!*
**[08:49] Touka**
*The power of the world's savior!*
**[08:51] Touka**
* Now I can put stockings on the luscious*
* thighs of beautiful girls the world over!*
**[08:58] Yuna**
* The legendary hero is looking at me*
* with the most piercing gaze...*
**[09:02] Yuna**
*He really is wonderful!*
**[09:04] Yuna**
*Nothing like that stupid Touka!*
**[09:05] Yuna**
*Though he does smell a little rank...*
**[09:08] Yuna**
*No, don't say that, Yuna!*
**[09:10] Yuna**
*Even if he stinks, the legendary hero...*
**[09:12] Yuna**
Stinks!
**[09:14] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero,
you reek to hell and back!
**[09:16] Touka**
Calm down, Yuna!
**[09:17] Touka**
What are you—
**[09:20] Touka**
Huh?
**[09:21] Yuna**
You monster!
**[09:22] Touka**
N-No! I'm Touka!
**[09:24] Yuna**
Touka's no monster!
**[09:26] Touka**
I just woke up like this!
**[09:28] Yuna**
Oh? Prove you're Touka, then!
**[09:30] Touka**
Magical Girl Magical Yunarin.
**[09:33] Touka**
That's what you called yourself at age
twelve when you wanted to be a mage.
**[09:38] Touka**
I'm the only one in the village who knows.
**[09:40] Touka**
You even made that lame outfit
you were so proud of!
**[09:43] Touka**
It was hilarious.
**[09:44] Touka**
Huh? Yunarin?
**[09:46] Touka**
Yunari—
**[09:48] Yuna**
Fine, we've established that you're Touka.
**[09:51] Yuna**
So, how did you turn into the legendary hero?
**[09:53] Touka**
No idea. I wish I knew.
**[09:56] Touka**
Seems like my soul got swapped
into his buried corpse,
**[10:02] Touka**
so it must be magic at work.
**[10:06] Anri**
So you recognized my necromancy!
**[10:07] Anri**
As expected of the man
who killed Sion the hero!
**[10:10] Touka**
Who's there?!
**[10:12] Yuna**
It's coming from your field.
**[10:16] Anri**
It's about time!
**[10:17] Anri**
I'm Anri Haysworth the necromancer!
**[10:21] sign**
Anri Haysworth
Necromancer
**[10:21] Anri**
The one who made you Sion the hero!
**[10:28] Touka**
And why did you do that, huh?!
**[10:30] Yuna**
You're still going?!
**[10:31] Anri**
W-Well... I...
**[10:34] Anri**
B-Before I answer, could you please help me?
**[10:39] Anri**
That was a close call!
**[10:43] Anri**
I was dying to see how you'd react when you
woke up looking like the legendary hero...
**[10:50] Anri**
To think you'd anticipate
my actions and set a trap!
**[10:54] Touka**
Sounds like you just screwed up to me!
**[10:56] Touka**
I know jack about necromancers,
**[10:58] Touka**
but I got better things to do
than entertain a child's prank.
**[11:01] Touka**
So go on. Turn me back.
**[11:02] Anri**
This is no prank!
**[11:04] Anri**
You must now save the world
as the legendary hero!
**[11:08] Sion**
What?
**[11:09] Anri**
When I was traveling with
Sion the hero, I made him a promise...
**[11:13] (Flashback) Sion**
If it ever seems my death is imminent,
**[11:16] (Flashback) Sion**
I want you to use your power
to bequeath my body to another.
**[11:20] (Flashback) Sion**
Someone you believe can save the world.
**[11:24] Anri**
Not only did you kill Sion,
you nearly managed to get me too!
**[11:28] Anri**
Someone of your prowess
can surely save the world!
**[11:32] Touka**
You both just fell in, damn it!
**[11:35] Yuna**
Okay, I get it now.
**[11:37] Yuna**
In that case...
**[11:39] Yuna**
I'm coming with!
**[11:40] Touka**
You sure packed fast!
**[11:42] Yuna**
I've always wanted to go on an adventure.
**[11:45] Yuna**
I've got to repay the legendary
hero for saving me...
**[11:48] Yuna**
And you've got to make up for what you did!
**[11:51] Touka**
Sounds dumb. Pass.
**[11:53] Anri**
Oh? You'd rather be punished
for killing the hero instead?
**[11:59] Anri**
Then I'll put you to death, here and now!
**[12:01] Touka**
I-I'm still in the hero's body.
**[12:04] Touka**
A li'l punk like you can't—
**[12:05] Anri**
Your original body is still your true form.
**[12:10] Anri**
This is the Coffin of the Living,
an ancient magic artifact.
**[12:13] Anri**
Your original body is sealed within.
**[12:16] Anri**
The moment I destroy it,
**[12:19] Anri**
your consciousness will expire.
**[12:23] Touka**
I see.
**[12:25] Touka**
If that's how you wanna play...
**[12:28] Touka**
Please, let me save the world.
**[12:30] Anri**
Very good!
**[12:32] sign**
Bellun
**[12:33] Yuna**
Wow! What a bustling town!
**[12:35] Anri**
Bellun is the largest city in the region.
**[12:38] Anri**
We'll prepare for our journey here.
**[12:41] Touka**
You can prepare all you want.
**[12:43] Touka**
I'm still not psychologically ready.
**[12:45] Yuna**
Man up and face facts already, would you?
**[12:48] Touka**
Ha! I can't change my emotions
on a whim like you do.
**[12:52] Touka**
Acting like some tourist right
after your beloved hero died...
**[12:56] Touka**
Talk about heartless.
**[12:58] Yuna**
I'm still totally sad about that!
**[13:00] Yuna**
But the legendary hero said he loved my smile,
**[13:04] Yuna**
so I can't stay down in the dumps forever.
**[13:06] Touka**
Huh, you don't say.
**[13:09] Touka**
Meanwhile, I'll be smile-free until
this whole stupid journey's over.
**[13:13] Girl A**
Look! It's the legendary hero!
**[13:15] Girl B**
What a dreamboat!
**[13:17] Girl C**
He's so handsome!
**[13:19] Touka**
This body freaking rocks!
**[13:23] Yuna**
Look at these cute wands!
**[13:25] Yuna**
I kinda want one.
**[13:27] Shopkeep**
As I'd expect of the hero's companion,
you have a discerning eye.
**[13:30] Shopkeep**
That's our best magic catalyst.
**[13:34] Yuna**
Really?
**[13:35] Touka**
You can't even use magic.
**[13:37] Yuna**
So what? I can get the look down first.
**[13:40] Touka**
If you insist.
**[13:41] Touka**
I'll buy it for you as a gift.
**[13:43] Yuna**
Touka...
**[13:44] Touka**
Shopkeep, how much for the wand?
**[13:46] Shopkeep**
Ten million kruks.
**[13:49] Touka**
W-Wow, only ten million?
**[13:52] Touka**
Anri, how much does the hero's party have?
**[13:54] Anri**
Not that much, for sure.
**[13:58] Touka**
Would you two mind waiting outside?
**[14:03] Touka**
He gave it to me for a thousand.
**[14:05] Anri & Yuna**
What?!
**[14:06] Anri**
How'd you manage that?
**[14:07] Touka**
With charisma that exceeds
the legendary hero's.
**[14:10] Yuna**
This is all we have, and it won't buy
much more than a room for the night.
**[14:15] Touka**
What gives, Anri?
**[14:16] Touka**
Didn't the king pay you
a reward three years ago?
**[14:20] Anri**
Nope.
**[14:21] Anri**
I've never even met the king.
**[14:23] Touka**
Huh? How come?
**[14:25] Yuna**
Is that because necromancy
is taboo or something?
**[14:29] Anri**
Y-Yes...
**[14:30] Yuna**
I thought so.
**[14:31] Touka**
What's a taboo?
**[14:33] Yuna**
A kind of magic that's illegal to even use.
**[14:36] Yuna**
If it gets out that she's a taboo-caster,
**[14:39] Yuna**
she could be executed for it.
**[14:41] Anri**
Indeed.
**[14:42] Anri**
Only our party at the time knows I was
a part of what happened three years ago.
**[14:48] Anri**
Even at your village, I simply watched
from afar so as not to make trouble.
**[14:53] Yuna**
What will we do for our
upcoming journey, then?
**[14:55] Touka**
Leave it to my charisma.
**[15:03] Touka**
Our meal's on the house!
**[15:05] Yuna**
No way!
**[15:06] Touka**
Man, I'm thinking we can do this
without any money at all!
**[15:09] Anri**
That's the man who defeated the hero for you!
**[15:11] Yuna**
You want us to keep relying
on people's goodwill?
**[15:14] Yuna**
We'll be leeches on society!
**[15:16] Anri**
Yes, indeed. That's very true!
**[15:18] Touka**
Then what are we supposed to do?
**[15:19] Yuna**
Let's look for work at the adventurers' guild.
**[15:23] Touka**
You want to take honest work?
**[15:25] Touka**
Well, I think that's a terrible—
**[15:27] Girl C**
Mr. Legendary Hero!
**[15:30] Touka**
*Older ladies with luscious thighs!*
**[15:32] Girl C**
Want to come by and *sample our wares*?
**[15:35] Girl D**
You kind of stink, though,
Mr. Legendary Hero...
**[15:37] Touka**
N-Not many chances to
wash up on a long journey!
**[15:42] Girl C**
Oh! Why don't you clean up with us, then?
**[15:45] Girl D**
You know, I've never met the real hero,
**[15:48] Girl D**
and I hear there've been lots
of impostors lately.
**[15:52] Girl C**
Why don't we ask my bodyguard about it?
**[15:55] Girl C**
He said he fought
alongside him once, after all!
**[15:59] Bodyguard**
He does look like the real deal.
**[16:02] Bodyguard**
I'm honored to meet you again!
**[16:05] Bodyguard**
Do you remember the promise
you made me that day?
**[16:07] Touka**
Promise?
**[16:08] Bodyguard**
I requested a proper duel.
**[16:11] Bodyguard**
I'm willing to die here if I have to.
**[16:13] Touka**
*Can't say I feel the same, personally!*
**[16:16] Girl C**
Go, Mr. Legendary Hero!
**[16:18] Girl D**
Win, and we can all take a bath together!
**[16:20] Touka**
*There's no plausible way I can win...*
**[16:23] Touka**
*Wait, the hero has the Sacred Sword!*
**[16:26] Touka**
*With this, there's no way I can lose!*
**[16:29] Touka**
I'll end this in a minute flat.
**[16:34] Touka**
*I'm so limber in this body!*
**[16:36] Touka**
*I'll show you what the hero can really do!*
**[16:40] Touka & Bodyguard**
Huh?
**[16:43] Touka**
My eye! My eye!
**[16:45] Touka**
*Why'd the Sacred Sword bend like that?!*
**[16:49] Bodyguard**
He's a fake!
**[16:50] Bodyguard**
The legendary hero's nowhere near that weak!
**[16:53] Girl D**
I knew something smelled about this.
**[16:58] sign**
Adventurers' Guild
**[16:59] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[17:00] Yuna**
Where'd that stupid Touka run off to?
**[17:03] Anri**
Miss Yuna! What about this job?
**[17:06] Yuna**
Eliminating devils? And each one's worth...
**[17:08] Yuna**
Three hundred thousand?!
**[17:10] Yuna**
We can slay devils *and* earn money!
**[17:12] Yuna**
Two birds with one stone!
**[17:15] Anri**
Now shower me with praise!
**[17:17] Yuna**
Of course! What a smart girl!
**[17:19] Kyle**
Anri? Is that you?
**[17:22] Yuna**
Who's that?
**[17:23] Yuna**
Someone you know?
**[17:24] Kyle**
I'm Kyle.
**[17:24] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero
**[17:26] Kyle**
I worked with Anri to save the world.
**[17:29] Yuna**
*The* Kyle? The scion of one of the continent's
most prestigious families
**[17:32] Yuna**
who made a name for himself as
the legendary hero's right-hand man?
**[17:38] Kyle**
I'm sure you're intimidated
by my noble status,
**[17:42] Kyle**
but feel free to treat me like anyone else.
**[17:44] Anri**
What brings you
to a place like this, Sir Kyle?
**[17:48] Kyle**
I've been trying to track sightings of Sion.
**[17:51] Kyle**
But I suppose you know where he is, right?
**[17:55] Anri**
The legendary hero...
**[17:56] Anri**
is dead.
**[17:59] Shopkeep**
Return my ten-million-kruk wand!
**[18:01] Citizen A**
Pay up, you damn fake!
**[18:03] Touka**
Take a close look!
I'm really the legendary hero!
**[18:06] Citizen B**
The hero doesn't look
that sickly or smell that bad!
**[18:09] Citizen C**
Yeah, he's right!
**[18:09] Touka**
Well, see, there was this curse, and...
**[18:12] Touka**
*Stupid Anri!*
**[18:14] Touka**
* You said my mana would automatically*
* restore my zombified body!*
**[18:18] Touka**
*But I'm obviously rotting!*
**[18:21] Touka**
Plus, I've got the Sacred—
**[18:24] Lord**
Replicas I've confiscated
from impostors like you.
**[18:29] Lord**
To discourage further copycats, we should
make an example of you with a life sentence.
**[18:34] Lord**
Maybe a death sentence would be more apt.
**[18:35] Touka**
Hell no, it wouldn't!
**[18:37] Kyle**
I implore you to wait.
**[18:39] Girl E**
Lord Kyle?!
**[18:41] Girl F**
The legendary hero's companion?
**[18:42] Lord**
Well, well! Lord Kyle!
**[18:44] Lord**
What brings you here?
**[18:45] Kyle**
I have business with an old friend.
**[18:47] Kyle**
He's the real deal. I'd like him released.
**[18:50] Lord**
Please, my lord. His appearance and
behavior suggest quite the contrary...
**[18:55] Kyle**
Shall I show you the proof?
**[18:59] Touka**
You saved me!
**[19:01] Kyle**
Anri filled me in on the situation.
**[19:02] Kyle**
Hold the Sacred Sword
and visualize a giant blade.
**[19:06] Touka**
*A giant blade?*
**[19:11] Touka**
What the hell?!
**[19:12] Bodyguard**
That's the true Sacred Sword!
**[19:15] Bodyguard**
When we fought together, his sword
would swell to massive proportions
**[19:18] Bodyguard**
and he'd nail the devils all at once!
**[19:20] Person**
I've seen it too!
**[19:20] Lord**
That means this man is the real—
**[19:21] Person 2**
Me too!
**[19:24] Villager 1**
It's drooping.
**[19:24] Villager 2**
It wasn't bendy when I saw him fight...
**[19:25] Touka**
What now?
**[19:27] Villager 3**
Maybe he *is* a fake?
**[19:27] Kyle**
*What the hell is that?*
**[19:29] Lord**
It seems that he is a fake, after—
**[19:31] Yuna**
Hold it right there!
**[19:33] Yuna**
If he slays more devils
on this quest than anyone,
**[19:36] Yuna**
that'll prove it, right?
**[19:38] Touka**
Wait, hang on. That seems kinda—
**[19:40] Crowd**
Yeah!
**[19:42] Lord**
Interesting.
**[19:44] Lord**
Let us have him prove himself, then.
**[19:48] Touka**
Over twenty devils have been sighted?!
**[19:51] Touka**
I don't stand a damn chance!
**[19:52] Yuna**
What do you want from me?!
**[19:54] Yuna**
This was the only way
to get them off your back!
**[19:57] Anri**
Sir Touka, all journeys contain trials.
**[20:00] Touka**
And also,
**[20:02] Touka**
I wanna know why I'm rotting
and my sword went flaccid.
**[20:06] Anri**
I see.
**[20:07] Anri**
The chosen one's mana determines
the Sacred Sword's strength.
**[20:11] Anri**
You'll also require mana
to maintain that zombie body.
**[20:14] Anri**
This leads me to one conclusion...
**[20:17] Anri**
You have a miserably limited amount of mana.
**[20:21] Touka**
But I'm in the legendary hero's body now!
**[20:23] Anri**
Nay, mana derives from the spirit.
**[20:26] Yuna**
That makes sense.
**[20:27] Yuna**
Touka's worthless soul
means he has piddly mana.
**[20:31] Anri**
I was careless...
**[20:32] Anri**
I assumed the man who slew the hero
would have plenty of mana!
**[20:36] Touka**
M-Maybe it went flaccid
because I'm *too* awesome!
**[20:40] Anri**
In that case...
**[20:41] Anri**
This is a magic crystal.
**[20:43] Anri**
They're typically used in spellcasting,
**[20:46] Anri**
but if you grip one tightly,
**[20:48] Anri**
it will shine according to the holder's mana.
**[20:52] Kyle**
That light suggests
the highest possible level.
**[20:55] Touka**
Hand it over.
**[21:01] Touka**
I don't think it's working.
**[21:02] Kyle**
No...
**[21:03] Kyle**
There's a faint light in the center.
**[21:05] Yuna**
Sad.
**[21:06] Anri**
Very well...
**[21:07] Anri**
Sir Touka has a mana level of 1,
akin to a baby's.
**[21:11] Yuna**
What about mine?!
**[21:13] Anri**
Yours is level 2, akin to a child's.
**[21:16] Yuna**
No way!
**[21:17] Kyle**
This is a rather grave turn of events.
**[21:20] Kyle**
It's bad enough to be a poor combatant,
**[21:21] Kyle**
but at this rate, you'll just keep rotting
until you're a mere skeleton.
**[21:25] Kyle**
Thus, I propose...
**[21:26] Kyle**
Why not let me play
the legendary hero instead?
**[21:29] Touka**
That's a great idea!
**[21:32] Touka**
Then I can go back to my body!
**[21:34] Yuna**
He'd be a million times
better at it than Touka!
**[21:36] Anri**
No!
**[21:37] Anri**
I won't accept Sir Kyle
as the legendary hero.
**[21:40] Touka**
But shouldn't the job go to
the guy who wants it?
**[21:44] Kyle**
You're still angry about three years ago?
**[21:47] Yuna**
Did something happen back then?
**[21:49] Anri**
No. That is unrelated.
**[21:51] Anri**
The legendary hero's successor must be
capable of saving the world.
**[21:55] Anri**
One of you managed to slay him.
**[21:56] Anri**
The other could never best him.
**[21:59] Anri**
If I must gamble, I choose the former.
**[22:00] Touka**
Seriously, it was an accident!
**[22:02] Kyle**
In that case...
**[22:04] Kyle**
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
**[22:08] Touka**
Huh?!
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Impostor
# E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2E733/the-legendary-hero-impostor)
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**[00:00] Kyle**
In that case...
**[00:02] Kyle**
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
**[00:07] Touka**
Huh?!
**[00:10] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:22] sign**
THE
**[00:23] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:23] sign**
DARY
**[00:24] sign**
HERO
**[00:24] sign**
IS
**[00:25] sign**
DEAD
**[01:38] sign**
Episode 2
**[01:38] sign**
The Legendary Hero Impostor
**[01:39] Touka**
Slay me?
**[01:40] Touka**
I'm already a zombie!
**[01:42] Kyle**
There are two ways I can end you.
**[01:44] Kyle**
First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy
your head, where your astral form dwells.
**[01:50] Kyle**
Second, destroy your original physical form.
**[01:53] Touka**
None of this makes any sense.
**[01:55] Touka**
Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel.
**[01:57] Touka**
Give him the legendary hero's body.
**[02:00] Touka**
Anri!
**[02:03] Kyle**
Forget it. It was just a joke.
**[02:06] Kyle**
I thought a little act like that
might get Anri to give in,
**[02:10] Kyle**
but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled.
**[02:12] Kyle**
You leave me no choice.
**[02:14] Kyle**
I'll fight in your place
on the quest tomorrow.
**[02:16] Touka**
You mean it? Thanks, man!
**[02:19] Touka**
You're way more understanding
than *someone* here!
**[02:22] Kyle**
Don't be rude, now.
**[02:25] Kyle**
Anri and I remain united
in our desire to save the world.
**[02:29] Touka**
Kyle...
**[02:29] Yuna**
Lord Kyle!
**[02:31] Touka**
Boy, what a nice guy.
**[02:34] Touka**
The journey ahead will be a breeze.
**[02:38] Touka**
Is that what I'm supposed to think?!
**[02:40] Touka**
* That snotty brat didn't*
* even try to back me up!*
**[02:43] Touka**
* If I don't do something,*
* I'll still wind up dead!*
**[02:47] Touka**
*I'll just have to take back my body.*
**[02:59] Touka**
* I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta*
* find a way to return to normal!*
**[03:07] Touka**
*C-Calm down, man!*
**[03:08] Touka**
*Now's not the time to get distracted by* those*!*
**[03:11] Touka**
*Focus, man! Focus!*
**[03:17] Touka**
* Yup, nothing makes thighs*
* look their best like stockings!*
**[03:21] Touka**
*That's one job well done.*
**[03:23] Touka**
*I'll have sweet dreams tonight.*
**[03:26] Touka**
*Wait, dumbass!*
**[03:28] Touka**
*You're here to get your body!*
**[03:33] Touka**
A burglar? Probably not...
**[03:38] Touka**
*Kyle?*
**[03:39] Touka**
*Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?!*
**[03:43] Touka**
*No, the other one?!*
**[03:44] Touka**
*He's into little girls?!*
**[03:46] Touka**
*Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero!*
**[03:52] Touka**
*What's he want with the necklace?*
**[03:56] Touka**
*No way...*
**[03:58] Touka**
*He wants to kill me after all?!*
**[04:05] Kyle**
A trap, eh?
**[04:09] Yuna**
Wh-What was that?!
**[04:12] Anri**
The protection spell I cast
on the Coffin of the Living activated.
**[04:16] Anri**
Someone must have tried to take it.
**[04:19] Anri**
The culprit can't have gotten far.
**[04:21] Yuna**
Wait.
**[04:22] Yuna**
There's no need for an emergency search.
**[04:25] Touka**
*Why does Kyle want me dead?*
**[04:29] Touka**
*Does he want the hero's body that badly?*
**[04:32] Touka**
*He's not gonna let it go...*
**[04:34] Touka**
*I have to figure out a way through this!*
**[04:39] Touka**
Hey, Yuna. What's up?
**[04:41] Yuna**
I think you know *exactly* what's up.
**[04:43] Touka**
*Crap. I forgot...*
**[04:45] Yuna**
Die, asshole! Pervert!
**[04:49] Captain**
We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt!
**[04:53] Crowd**
Yeah!
**[04:57] Kyle**
Touka... What happened to your face?
**[05:00] Touka**
I was worried about Yuna catching a cold,
**[05:02] Touka**
so I snuck into her room and put
stockings on her, but got caught.
**[05:06] Touka**
But after I did that, someone apparently
tried to steal Anri's necklace.
**[05:10] Touka**
She thought it was me, hence the beating.
**[05:13] Kyle**
I think messing with a sleeping woman
is reason enough for the beating...
**[05:19] Kyle**
Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief?
**[05:22] Touka**
Nah, I left right after
the whole stockings thing.
**[05:25] Kyle**
I see.
**[05:26] Kyle**
Once the hunt is over,
I'll help you find the culprit.
**[05:29] Touka**
Thanks a bunch, man!
**[05:31] Touka**
*Help me find the culprit?!
*You're *the culprit, asshole!*
**[05:34] Touka**
* Still, his behavior suggests*
* he didn't notice me last night.*
**[05:39] Touka**
* If he can't get at the necklace,*
* he'll likely target me next.*
**[05:43] Touka**
*The only question is when.*
**[05:46] Touka**
* At the very least, he won't*
* attack while anyone's watching.*
**[05:49] Touka**
*If he wants the hero's body for himself,*
**[05:51] Touka**
* he won't want it to get out*
* that he murdered me.*
**[05:54] Touka**
* So as long as I'm never*
* alone with him, I'm safe!*
**[05:58] Touka**
* And if I explain things to Yuna*
* and Anri after this hunt,*
**[06:02] Touka**
*he'll never get another chance at my head.*
**[06:04] Touka**
* I'll keep an eye on the necklace,*
* too, just to be safe.*
**[06:07] Touka**
Hey, Anri.
**[06:09] Anri**
How might I help you, Sir Touka?
**[06:12] Touka**
Stick close, okay?
**[06:17] Anri**
V-Very well.
**[06:22] Touka**
This is the devils' lair?
**[06:24] Yuna**
I-I'm nervous all of a sudden...
**[06:29] Belarco**
I'd like us to split up now.
**[06:32] sign**
Belarco
Spearman
**[06:32] Belarco**
I intend to unmask that impostor hero.
**[06:37] Touka**
The guy who goes off on his own
always dies first at times like this.
**[06:41] Kyle**
Not necessarily.
**[06:42] Touka**
Huh?
**[06:43] Kyle**
That's Twin-Spear Belarco,
**[06:45] Kyle**
said to have slain over a hundred
devils in the battle three years ago.
**[06:49] Touka**
A hundred?!
**[06:50] Touka**
Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us—
**[06:57] Pidon**
Hells yeah! Feasting time!
**[06:59] Pidon**
Who do I sink my teeth into first?
**[07:01] Pidon**
Aw, now don't go dying just yet!
**[07:03] Pidon**
Pidon likes his food still squirming!
**[07:06] Touka**
I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils!
**[07:10] Kyle**
The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil.
**[07:13] Kyle**
Be careful.
**[07:14] Kyle**
Its kind uses magic, too.
**[07:17] Touka**
It disappeared?!
**[07:20] Hunt Team A**
What's going on?
**[07:21] Hunt Team B**
We can't beat this thing!
**[07:23] Hunt Team B**
We're all gonna die!
**[07:24] Hunt Team**
Run!
**[07:25] Hunt Team**
Damn! We're done for!
**[07:29] Yuna**
Hey! Touka's running, too!
**[07:31] Touka**
Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too!
**[07:35] Pidon**
Aw, I speared his heart!
**[07:38] Pidon**
My bad!
**[07:39] Pidon**
They're way less tasty dead!
**[07:41] Yuna**
No way... Touka?
**[07:43] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[07:46] Pidon**
But there's plenty more feast
where that came from!
**[07:49] Yuna**
It disappeared again!
**[07:53] Touka**
Look up, guys!
**[07:54] Yuna**
He's standing on a magic circle?!
**[07:58] Kyle**
I see. So that's how you perform
that dive-bomb maneuver.
**[08:03] Pidon**
You've figured out the trick,
but you still can't stop me!
**[08:07] Kyle**
Oh, I most certainly can.
**[08:09] Kyle**
Ein Astres!
**[08:12] Pidon**
Huh?
**[08:16] Kyle**
Slice to pieces!
**[08:23] Yuna**
Oh, wow! What a spell!
**[08:26] Yuna**
You're amazing, Lord Kyle!
**[08:27] Yuna**
What are you doing now?
**[08:29] Kyle**
Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil.
**[08:32] Kyle**
Its heart.
**[08:36] Yuna**
A m-magic crystal?
**[08:38] Kyle**
Yeah, that's right.
**[08:40] Kyle**
Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see.
**[08:43] Yuna**
Really?
**[08:45] Yuna**
This pattern...
**[08:46] Kyle**
It's diabolic script. An incantation.
**[08:49] Kyle**
Recite it to yourself after
the activation word "Ein,"
**[08:54] Kyle**
and you can use the same spell the devil did.
**[08:57] Yuna**
It's that easy?!
**[08:58] Kyle**
Yeah, though the effect
is limited by your mana.
**[09:01] Anri**
This one's "Ocupethe."
**[09:03] Yuna**
So this would let me use magic?
**[09:06] Kyle**
Why not keep it as a souvenir?
**[09:08] Kyle**
I have no need of it.
**[09:09] Yuna**
Are you sure?
**[09:10] Touka**
Hang on a minute!
**[09:12] Touka**
I'm the one who saw through
the trick and scored us a win.
**[09:15] Touka**
How about a little gratitude?
**[09:16] Yuna**
You're going to brag after running away?
**[09:19] Hunt Team C**
Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us!
**[09:22] Touka**
Huh?
**[09:28] Devil A**
Save the little ones for later.
**[09:30] Devil A**
Finish the legendary hero.
**[09:32] Touka**
Why were there devils in the woods?!
**[09:34] Kyle**
Did they just happen to be out,
**[09:36] Kyle**
or did they know we were coming?
**[09:38] Kyle**
Either way, their numbers pose a problem.
**[09:41] Touka**
Damn it. In that case...
**[09:44] Touka**
Time to beat it!
**[09:45] Yuna**
You wanna run?!
**[09:46] Yuna**
That fortress is their lair!
**[09:48] Touka**
You saw how many of them are out there!
**[09:51] Touka**
I'm sure there's nobody left inside!
**[09:53] Kyle**
And luring them into the narrow halls
will keep them from overwhelming us?
**[09:57] Anri**
Of course! That's the strategist
who surpassed the legendary hero for you!
**[10:02] Devil B**
Welcome, humans...
**[10:04] Devil B**
to our dining hall!
**[10:06] Touka**
Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too?
**[10:09] Yuna**
We're between a rock and a hard place!
**[10:12] Kyle**
There's certainly more of them
than I expected.
**[10:16] Touka**
We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys!
**[10:18] Touka**
Right down to our bones!
**[10:20] Anri**
Even so, we do outnumber them.
**[10:23] Touka**
Retreating into fantasy, huh?
**[10:25] Touka**
I get the appeal.
**[10:26] Touka**
I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers
and become invincible any minute now, too!
**[10:31] Anri**
Forgive me. I fear I must
desecrate your deaths.
**[10:36] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[10:39] Anri**
Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy.
**[10:42] Anri**
But this is another type...
**[10:45] Yuna**
The skeletons...
**[10:46] Anri**
Remote necromancy!
**[10:49] Anri**
My servants.
**[10:50] Anri**
Annihilate these devils!
**[10:55] Touka**
Hey. They're super weak.
**[10:57] Anri**
Worry not.
**[10:58] Anri**
Ein Grendel!
**[11:03] Touka**
Hey, now they're tougher!
**[11:05] Kyle**
That's a physical enhancement spell.
**[11:07] Kyle**
Anri's connected herself to
the skeletons with threads of mana.
**[11:11] Kyle**
Any spell she casts will travel through
them to the skeletons simultaneously.
**[11:17] Kyle**
But it expends a lot of mana at once.
**[11:19] Kyle**
We need to back her up!
**[11:22] Touka**
Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight!
**[11:24] Yuna**
It's okay. It's okay...
**[11:27] Touka**
* Besides, it's not like we've*
* really fought devils before!*
**[11:31] Touka**
Wuh?
**[11:32] Touka**
*Frickin' hell! My arm!*
**[11:36] Touka**
Not good!
**[11:36] Touka**
Yuna, dodge!
**[11:39] Touka**
*No! Yuna is...*
**[11:43] Yuna**
Eek! What happened?!
**[11:46] Touka**
*It only dissolved her clothes?!*
**[11:49] Devil C**
I like naked ladies.
**[11:51] Touka**
*That devil knows what's up!*
**[11:54] Yuna**
No!
**[11:54] Touka**
Hey! Yuna!
**[11:56] Touka**
*Damn it! We can't afford to get separated!*
**[11:59] Touka**
*Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle?*
**[12:02] Touka**
*No! My priority is Yuna right now!*
**[12:05] Touka**
*For more reasons than one!*
**[12:09] Yuna**
Why did this have to happen to me?
**[12:12] Yuna**
One look at those devils
and I totally lost my nerve.
**[12:14] Yuna**
I'm even worse than Touka.
**[12:16] Touka**
You called?
**[12:17] Touka**
Hold it! I'm not a devil!
**[12:19] Yuna**
Don't look!
**[12:21] Touka**
I was worried this might happen,
**[12:23] Touka**
so I brought a spare outfit...
**[12:25] Yuna**
You mean it?
**[12:26] Touka**
This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit!
**[12:28] Touka**
Would you rather wear my jacket,
which stinks of the grave?
**[12:31] Yuna**
Not in a million years!
**[12:32] Devil C**
Where's the naked lady?
**[12:35] Yuna**
I-It's coming... What do we do?
**[12:38] Touka**
Form change...
**[12:40] Touka**
Whip!
**[12:41] Yuna**
It can do more than get bigger?
**[12:43] Touka**
It seems it can take
any simple shape I imagine.
**[12:48] Touka**
It's always limp when I hold it, though.
**[12:51] Touka**
Our lives were on the line here,
so I did a little advance prep.
**[12:54] Touka**
So please find your strength
and join the fight with me.
**[12:57] Touka**
You beat the crap out of me
all the time, remember?
**[13:00] Touka**
So what chance does a devil have?
**[13:02] Yuna**
*Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh?*
**[13:06] Devil C**
Found you.
**[13:10] Devil C**
This is too saggy to—
**[13:14] Touka**
The Sacred Sword hardens up
again when I'm not holding it,
**[13:17] Touka**
though the elongation lowers its toughness
**[13:20] Touka**
and it reverts to normal after enough time passes.
**[13:22] Touka**
Yuna! Now's our chance!
**[13:24] Devil C**
I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes.
**[13:26] Devil C**
I wanna see her naked in stockings!
**[13:30] Touka**
*Naked in stockings?!*
**[13:32] Touka**
*Oh, man, this guy gets it.*
**[13:34] Touka**
*A true man of culture!*
**[13:35] Touka**
Yuna, don't hurt him!
**[13:37] Touka**
This devil is our ally!
**[13:40] Yuna**
Ally, my ass!
**[13:42] Yuna**
Naked in stockings over my dead body!
**[13:44] Yuna**
Ein Ocupethe!
**[13:49] Yuna**
Every single one of you...
**[13:51] Yuna**
is my enemy!
**[13:54] Yuna**
I did it!
**[13:55] Yuna**
I really did it!
**[13:56] Yuna**
I beat a devil!
**[13:59] Touka**
Impossible...
**[14:00] Touka**
The naked-in-stockings pledge...
**[14:02] Yuna**
Say, devils aren't so tough after all!
**[14:04] Yuna**
Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff!
**[14:12] Kyle**
At last, the hour has come.
**[14:14] Kyle**
Now, Touka, it's time for you to die.
**[14:17] Touka**
Yuna! Hey, Yuna!
**[14:19] Kyle**
Don't worry. She's just unconscious.
**[14:22] Kyle**
I'm no fan of harming women.
**[14:27] Touka**
The dude who tried to kill me last night
is gonna put on the nice-guy act?
**[14:31] Kyle**
Oh? You knew it was me?
**[14:38] Kyle**
You have no chance.
**[14:39] Kyle**
I'm a champion who fought
alongside the legendary hero.
**[14:43] Kyle**
That's right.
**[14:44] Kyle**
I'm part of the hero's party.
**[14:46] Kyle**
And that's all I've ever been...
**[14:48] Kyle**
Never the legendary hero.
**[14:51] Kyle**
Talent, beauty, nobility...
I was born with it all.
**[14:56] Kyle**
They said divine blood
flowed through my veins.
**[14:59] Kyle**
*I* should have been chosen
by the Sacred Sword.
**[15:03] Kyle**
Had the one perfect being
who surpasses even me...
**[15:06] Kyle**
Had Sion not appeared!
**[15:10] Kyle**
And so, when Anri joined the party,
I made up my mind.
**[15:13] Kyle**
If there were heights I couldn't
reach in my current body,
**[15:16] Kyle**
I'd have to *become* Sion!
**[15:20] Kyle**
It was easy to fool Anri.
**[15:23] Kyle**
I used her necromancy to
take over various devils
**[15:25] Kyle**
and attacked Sion time and again!
**[15:28] Kyle**
Yet I failed at every turn.
**[15:31] Kyle**
But at last! At last...
**[15:33] Kyle**
I can become the perfect being!
**[15:36] Touka**
I get it now.
**[15:38] Touka**
You're an absolute madman,
**[15:40] Touka**
so obsessed with the legendary hero
that you want to become him!
**[15:45] Kyle**
The hero's body is wasted in the hands
of a worthless piece of trash like you.
**[15:50] Kyle**
Indeed, behold!
**[15:51] Kyle**
You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me!
**[15:55] Kyle**
You're not worthy to be the legendary hero.
**[15:59] Touka**
I'm just the son of a wannabe
mercenary nobody.
**[16:02] Touka**
I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete,
**[16:07] Touka**
and now I find out I have the mana of a baby.
**[16:10] Touka**
But no matter what anyone else thinks,
**[16:13] Touka**
I don't hate myself.
**[16:16] Touka**
I think I'm worth a lot.
**[16:19] Touka**
Even the legendary hero's body
has been nothing but bad news.
**[16:23] Touka**
Meanwhile, here you are...
**[16:26] Touka**
You wanna be him? The "perfect being"?
**[16:30] Touka**
I don't hafta take crap from a guy
so desperate to give up being himself!
**[16:37] Kyle**
Such words lack impact
from a failure like you.
**[16:45] Yuna**
Well? *That* had impact, right?
**[16:49] Kyle**
You should've stayed down...
**[16:55] Kyle**
What?!
**[16:57] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:00] Kyle**
I thought you'd still be fighting!
**[17:02] Anri**
I remembered what Sir Touka said...
**[17:04] Anri**
"Stick close."
**[17:06] Kyle**
And so you left all those devils back there?!
**[17:09] Anri**
No.
**[17:10] Anri**
I'd slain about half when the other
quest participants came to my aid.
**[17:15] Anri**
I will never give you the hero's body.
**[17:19] Anri**
Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life.
**[17:24] Kyle**
What an presumptuous thing to say.
**[17:27] Kyle**
I'm the one who's been sparing *your* life.
**[17:30] Kyle**
I didn't want to hurt you,
**[17:33] Kyle**
which is why I hoped you'd
agree to make me the hero.
**[17:36] Kyle**
But I'd forgotten...
**[17:38] Kyle**
You see, Anri isn't human.
**[17:42] Kyle**
The necromancer clan have
magic crystals for hearts.
**[17:45] Kyle**
They're devils masquerading as humans!
**[17:51] Kyle**
So I'm going to kill you
**[17:53] Kyle**
and take your magic crystal.
**[17:56] Touka**
Talk as big as you want
in your birthday suit,
**[17:58] Touka**
but we still have the advantage.
**[18:01] Touka**
We and our skeleton army...
**[18:04] Touka**
Where's the skeleton army?
**[18:06] Anri**
I left them back there.
**[18:07] Touka**
What?
**[18:09] Kyle**
Sounds like the great Anri
is running out of strength!
**[18:12] Kyle**
I'll finish things here and now, then!
**[18:14] Touka**
Tch! In that case...
**[18:17] Touka**
We book it!
**[18:25] Touka**
No way are we beating
that guy in a fair fight!
**[18:28] Yuna**
Why?!
**[18:30] Touka**
*Naked in stockings?!*
**[18:32] Touka**
*Congrats on your dream coming true, man.*
**[18:41] Kyle**
I lost them... Damn!
**[18:44] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[18:47] Touka**
Looks like he bought it.
**[18:50] Touka**
So? You really a devil?
**[18:52] Anri**
It's true that I have
a magic crystal for a heart.
**[18:55] Anri**
My white hair and red eyes, too, are
adaptations to the environment of Hell.
**[19:01] Anri**
I'm the descendant of those who were locked
behind the Gates of Hell long ago.
**[19:07] Yuna**
A human born in Hell?!
**[19:09] Touka**
But how does Kyle know all that stuff?
**[19:12] Anri**
Three years ago, the necromancers
escaped from Hell,
**[19:16] Anri**
but we were persecuted in the northlands.
**[19:19] Anri**
Sir Sion was the only person to learn
what I was and still treat me as human.
**[19:26] Anri**
Sir Touka...
**[19:27] Anri**
You are now the legendary hero.
**[19:30] Anri**
If you cannot trust me, I give you
permission to slay me here and now.
**[19:35] Anri**
If I cannot carry on the hero's will,
I am better off dead.
**[19:43] Touka**
Well, you're a damned pain in the ass
who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess.
**[19:48] Touka**
But one day, you might grow into
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs.
**[19:54] Touka**
If I'm gonna have to save the world,
**[19:57] Touka**
I'd be missing out if I can't watch
you grow up in the meantime.
**[20:01] Anri**
Wh-What happens if I become
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?!
**[20:05] Touka**
We'll enjoy a relaxed life
together in my village.
**[20:07] Anri**
I'll do it! I'll do it!
**[20:10] Anri**
I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious
thighs and live forever with Sir Touka!
**[20:14] Yuna**
You're okay with that corrupt motive?!
**[20:17] Yuna**
Well, I trust you too, Anri.
**[20:19] Yuna**
Let's work together to do
the legendary hero's job.
**[20:22] Anri**
Dame Yuna!
**[20:23] Yuna**
So, what do we do now?
**[20:26] Touka**
Good question!
**[20:28] Touka**
Guess it's time to get serious.
**[20:30] Yuna**
The loser's refrain!
**[20:34] Kyle**
Those worthless failures!
**[20:41] Kyle**
Found you.
**[20:44] Touka**
He's here.
**[20:46] Kyle**
You ran right into a dead end, eh?
**[20:49] Kyle**
*It's clearly a trap.*
**[20:51] Kyle**
*My superior intelligence tells me so.*
**[21:00] Kyle**
Just as I thought.
**[21:01] Touka**
Damn! It missed!
**[21:04] Kyle**
*Anri's mana is at its limit.*
**[21:07] Kyle**
* It's safe to assume there won't*
* be any more zombie attacks.*
**[21:15] Touka**
I surrender!
**[21:16] Touka**
I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me!
**[21:21] Kyle**
*The absolute scumbag!*
**[21:25] Kyle**
I clearly expected too much
from you bunch of failures!
**[21:31] Kyle**
Now, give me Sion's body—
**[21:34] Touka**
The hilt from a replica.
**[21:36] Touka**
I figured it might come in handy,
so I smuggled it out with me.
**[21:42] Kyle**
So, where's the real one?
**[21:44] Kyle**
Did you think you could negotiate
in exchange for that?
**[21:47] Touka**
Oh, certainly not.
**[21:48] Touka**
I'm not hiding it, see...
**[21:52] Touka**
That was the bait to lure you out.
**[21:56] Touka**
Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine.
**[21:59] Touka**
And if there's one I like best...
**[22:03] Touka**
It's a pitfall!
**[22:04] Kyle**
You...
**[22:07] Kyle**
You worthless failures!
**[22:12] Kyle**
Guess even failures like us
can get the better of you.
**[22:18] Kyle**
Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea,
**[22:20] Kyle**
you weird, stupid pervert.
**[22:24] Citizen**
The legendary hero has returned!
**[22:28] Yuna**
With all these, I can become a great mage!
**[22:32] Quest-Giver**
I'm taking these as proof of devils slain.
**[22:36] Quest-Giver**
And here's your three-million-kruk reward.
**[22:39] Yuna**
Aw... Can't I keep just one?
**[22:42] Yuna**
Hey!
**[22:42] Shopkeep**
This is only three million!
**[22:45] Shopkeep**
Where's the other seven million?
**[22:47] Shopkeep**
If you can't pay it, give back my wand!
**[22:49] Yuna**
The wand...
**[22:51] Yuna**
*It melted!*
**[22:52] Shopkeep**
Seven million!
**[22:53] Citizen**
And pay your food tab!
**[22:54] Yuna**
What do we do, Touka?
**[22:56] Touka**
H-Hey, I know where to get money!
**[22:59] Touka**
The capital!
**[23:00] Touka**
We'll shake the king down for all he's worth!
**[23:04] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[23:05] Anri**
I bought stockings!
**[23:07] Anri**
What do you think?!
**[23:11] Touka**
Burdock roots.
**[23:12] Anri**
You're so mean!
**[23:19] Leland**
Such beautiful, wonderful bones...
**[23:23] Friedrich**
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[23:25] Friedrich**
Well? Who's our next target, then?
**[23:30] Leland**
Princess Marguerite Farom.
**[23:33] Leland**
The most beautiful bones in the kingdom.
# E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDVKEQ/the-legendary-hero-is-a-skeleton)
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**[00:00] sign**
Diary of a Newly Made Zombie Man
**[00:01] Touka**
* It turns out my mana's so low that*
* I can't regenerate flesh on my bones.*
**[00:05] sign**
Journey Day 4
**[00:05] Touka**
* Can I really save the world*
* with my arm in this condition?*
**[00:09] sign**
Day 5
**[00:09] Touka**
*Wild dogs made off with more of my flesh.*
**[00:11] sign**
Day 6
**[00:11] Touka**
* My eyeball came out,*
* so I played catch with Anri.*
**[00:14] Touka**
*Looking at Yuna's thighs makes me drool.*
**[00:14] sign**
Day 7
**[00:17] Touka**
*I wonder why!*
**[00:18] sign**
Day 8
**[00:18] Touka**
*Duh, because I love thighs!*
**[00:20] sign**
Day 9
**[00:20] Touka**
* Yuna beat me up and I was*
* pretty out of it for a while.*
**[00:23] sign**
Day 10
**[00:24] Touka**
*Now I'm a skeleton.*
**[00:27] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:39] sign**
THE
**[00:40] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:40] sign**
DARY
**[00:41] sign**
HERO
**[00:41] sign**
IS
**[00:42] sign**
DEAD
**[01:56] sign**
Episode 3
**[01:56] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
**[01:57] Touka**
*No freaking way...*
**[01:58] Touka**
*What do I do?*
**[01:59] Touka**
*Am I just gonna look like this forever?*
**[02:02] Yuna**
Where'd Touka get off to?
**[02:06] Yuna**
As long as I'm all alone,
maybe I'll wash off!
**[02:13] Touka**
* Without my clothes,*
* I look like any old skeleton.*
**[02:15] Touka**
* I can peep my heart out*
* from a front-row seat!*
**[02:18] Touka**
*We made eye contact!*
**[02:20] Touka**
* Wait, look at her!*
* She doesn't know anything's up!*
**[02:24] Anri**
Dame Yuna?
**[02:25] Anri**
Why are you burying Sir Touka?
**[02:28] Yuna**
He was peeping on me.
**[02:30] Touka**
*She knew exactly what was up!*
**[02:32] sign**
Gates of Hell
**[02:32] sign**
Northern Continent
**[02:32] sign**
Central Continent
**[02:32] sign**
Royal Capital Lumen
**[02:32] sign**
Alda Fortress
**[02:32] sign**
Bellun
**[02:32] sign**
Cheza
**[02:32] Touka**
* It's day ten of my journey to close*
* the Gates of Hell as the legendary hero.*
**[02:36] Touka**
*We've racked up a pretty big debt,*
**[02:38] Touka**
* so we're heading to the capital*
* to get funds from the king.*
**[02:42] Yuna**
I've been giving you leeway
because you're in the hero's body,
**[02:45] Yuna**
but you're basically no good to anyone now.
**[02:48] Touka**
It can't be that bad!
**[02:49] Touka**
Granted, I don't know how
I can keep traveling like this.
**[02:52] Anri**
Being a skeleton isn't an issue.
**[02:54] Anri**
You retain your five senses as normal.
**[02:57] Touka**
That's not the dang point!
**[02:59] Touka**
If I enter the capital like this,
**[03:01] Touka**
we'll start a panic before
I ever reach the king!
**[03:03] Anri**
No need to worry.
**[03:05] Anri**
No matter what you may look like,
I'll always be on your side, Sir Touka.
**[03:09] Touka**
I'm telling you, that's not the point.
**[03:11] Touka**
I gotta find a way to boost
my mana and get my flesh back.
**[03:16] Touka**
If my own mana can't cut it,
what if I go back to my body,
**[03:20] Touka**
then have you enter the hero's
to regenerate it, Anri?
**[03:23] Anri**
Sir Touka, I cannot agree to that proposal.
**[03:26] Touka**
How come?
**[03:27] sign**
"Mr. K" Suspected of Spiritual Degeneration
**[03:27] Anri**
Each transfer via possession necromancy
**[03:30] Anri**
carries the risk of spiritual degeneration.
**[03:33] Anri**
I could not bear seeing you
become a degenerate,
**[03:35] Anri**
even for the sake of saving the world!
**[03:38] Touka**
You just up and cast a spell
that dangerous on me?
**[03:41] Yuna**
Maybe we should pass on seeing the king.
**[03:43] Yuna**
We can make money the old-fashioned way.
**[03:46] Anri**
I'm all right with foraging.
**[03:48] Touka**
It's like you don't even care...
**[03:53] Touka**
I just had a great idea!
**[03:55] sign**
Royal Capital of Farom Lumen
**[03:56] Man 1**
The legendary hero?
**[03:57] Man 2**
It's the hero!
**[03:58] Woman**
Mr. Hero!
***SIGN*** You are most welcome here, Hero Sion.
**[04:03] sign**
Larcvalt XIII
King of Farom
**[04:07] Touka**
I-It's been quite some time, Your Majesty!
**[04:10] (Flashback) Yuna**
What's your great idea?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Touka**
I'll have the Sacred Sword
take the basic shape of a face,
**[04:15] (Flashback) Touka**
then draw features on it.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Touka**
And if we use those rainbow
grapes Anri was eating...
**[04:21] (Flashback) Yuna**
That hero's mug is pissing me off.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Touka**
Shut up.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Touka**
Even painters use these in their craft.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Yuna**
Wow, you know a lot! I'm a little impressed.
**[04:29] (Flashback) Touka**
I often use them to color radishes
to look more like thighs.
**[04:32] (Flashback) Yuna**
I take it all back.
**[04:36] Touka**
*Worked like a charm!*
**[04:36] sign**
Replica
**[04:38] Touka**
*Anyway, the king's a pretty brawny dude...*
**[04:40] Touka**
* He personally led the kingdom*
* in battle three years ago, right?*
***SIGN*** Now, Hero Sion, how may I help you today?
**[04:47] Touka**
Oh, well, you see...
**[04:50] Touka**
I'm a bit low on traveling funds,
so I was hoping for your support...
***SIGN*** What an amusing joke to start with after so long away!
**[04:59] Touka**
Er, it wasn't exactly a joke...
***SIGN*** Of everyone who fought so bravely three years ago,
***SIGN*** you alone sought no reward.
***SIGN*** You taught me what a true champion was.
**[05:11] Touka**
*This is the pits! How do I get the money?*
***SIGN*** Tell me, what is it you're truly after?
**[05:16] Touka**
*I'm after money, you old bastard!*
**[05:19] Touka**
*Damn it, what now?*
**[05:21] Touka**
*How do I get some capital out of this jerk?*
**[05:23] Touka**
*Crud! I'm sweating my face off!*
***SIGN*** Your face...
***SIGN*** So you've finally decided to wed Marguerite, eh?
**[05:31] Touka**
*Wed? Marguerite?*
**[05:33] Touka**
Um, I'm afraid it's not that—
***SIGN*** It's not?
***SIGN*** You came for a duel with me, then?
**[05:41] Touka**
No, I came for Marguerite!
**[05:44] Touka**
* That was close! Fighting that gorilla*
* would've been the end of me for sure.*
**[05:49] sign**
Isaac Gardner
Tutor to the Princess
**[05:50] Isaac**
This is Her Highness's room.
**[05:52] Touka**
*Wait, you mean Marguerite's the princess?!*
**[05:55] Touka**
* This damn hero turned down*
* marrying a princess?!*
**[05:58] Touka**
*Well, if she's* his *daughter, maybe
she's something of a gorilla herself...*
**[06:03] Isaac**
I'll take my leave so as not
to interrupt your reunion.
**[06:07] Touka**
Yeah, fine.
**[06:08] Isaac**
But see that you conduct
yourself appropriately.
**[06:11] Touka**
*It's not like I'm into gorillas, man.*
**[06:14] Touka**
Hey, Gori— er, Marguerite!
**[06:17] Touka**
Your hero's here!
**[06:18] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero?!
**[06:21] Touka**
*Th-That's one beautiful gorilla!*
**[06:22] sign**
Marguerite Farom
Third Princess of Farom
**[06:23] Marguerite**
It's been so long.
**[06:24] Marguerite**
Mr. H—
**[06:28] Touka**
Why'd you shut the door?!
**[06:31] Touka**
*A monster!*
**[06:32] Touka**
I'm really the hero! There's
a reason my face looks like this!
**[06:38] Marguerite**
Might I ask what that reason is?
**[06:40] Touka**
Uh...
**[06:42] Touka**
I-It's a curse.
**[06:44] Touka**
A devil turned me into a skeleton,
so I wear a mask to hide it...
**[06:49] Touka**
*Not buying it, huh?*
**[06:53] Marguerite**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:55] Marguerite**
I had no idea that such an
awful fate had befallen you.
**[06:58] Marguerite**
I suspected my father of playing a prank.
**[07:00] Touka**
*A princess raised in a walled garden, eh?*
**[07:03] Touka**
*What a mark!*
**[07:04] Marguerite**
Have you come to marry me, then?
**[07:08] Touka**
* Marrying a princess is a tasty offer,*
* but I can't go letting my other girls down.*
**[07:13] Touka**
Nah, I just came to pay a—
**[07:15] Marguerite**
Then begone!
**[07:17] Marguerite**
We promised never to see each other
again absent a pledge of marriage.
**[07:21] Marguerite**
My father arranged our union
before we knew each other,
**[07:25] Marguerite**
but each time I heard of your heroic deeds,
my longing and respect for you grew.
**[07:31] Marguerite**
If I come to know you too well,
I might truly fall in love.
**[07:35] Marguerite**
So it would be better to keep our distance.
**[07:39] Touka**
*What a damn pain!*
**[07:41] Touka**
*But I gotta do something,*
**[07:43] Touka**
* or she'll kick me out and*
* they'll kill me for sure!*
**[07:46] Touka**
*I got no choice...*
**[07:47] Touka**
I was merely kidding.
Of course I want to marry you!
**[07:52] Marguerite**
Truly?!
**[07:54] Touka**
O-Only after I save the world, that is!
**[07:56] Marguerite**
But of course!
**[07:58] Touka**
* Sorry, babe. Can't save the world*
* without telling a few nasty lies.*
**[08:02] Marguerite**
In that case, might I ask one
terrible indulgence?
**[08:06] Touka**
What is it?
**[08:07] Marguerite**
In two days, a masquerade will be
held all throughout the city.
**[08:10] Marguerite**
I was wondering if you might...
**[08:12] Marguerite**
If you'd...
**[08:14] Marguerite**
go on a date with me then!
**[08:17] Touka**
* I can't marry you,*
* but I can date you for sure!*
**[08:20] Marguerite**
I would like to learn more about you,
**[08:24] Marguerite**
and masks are required on that day,
**[08:26] Marguerite**
which might allow you to go out
as you are without suspicion.
**[08:29] Touka**
What do I do until then?
**[08:31] Marguerite**
I have just the thing!
**[08:34] Marguerite**
It was somewhere around here...
**[08:36] Marguerite**
There!
**[08:37] Marguerite**
I'll paint your face onto this.
**[08:42] Anri**
A city-wide masquerade?
**[08:43] Anri**
How delightful!
**[08:46] Yuna**
It's in two days.
**[08:48] Yuna**
I wouldn't mind having
a bit of fun before we leave.
**[08:51] Anri**
Yes, fun!
**[08:54] Yuna**
Anri!
**[08:57] Leland**
They're having a major devil hunt
to prepare for the festival.
**[09:02] Leland**
You dropped this...
**[09:04] Leland**
Little Miss Necromancer.
**[09:12] sign**
Leland Tallman
Orphanage Director
**[09:12] Leland**
I'm Leland, a medical doctor and
the director of this orphanage.
**[09:17] Leland**
There are those in the capital
who know of necromancers...
**[09:21] Leland**
You don't want to get arrested now.
**[09:27] Leland**
No need to be so guarded around me.
**[09:29] Anri**
If you know I'm a necromancer,
why protect me?
**[09:32] Leland**
If you entered the capital despite the risk,
you must have a very good reason.
**[09:37] Leland**
I don't discriminate based
on the circumstances of one's birth.
**[09:41] Leland**
I just like to help people in need.
**[09:43] Anri**
Sir Leland!
**[09:45] Anri**
We actually came to get money from—
**[09:47] Yuna**
We're searching for a way to boost mana!
**[09:50] Leland**
If you continuously use up your mana each day,
**[09:52] Leland**
it should increase naturally in a few years.
**[09:58] Leland**
But there's also medicine
to raise it temporarily.
**[10:00] Yuna**
Really?
**[10:02] Leland**
Soma drops.
**[10:04] Leland**
Taking some will increase your mana
by about three levels.
**[10:07] Leland**
Only until you exhaust it, of course.
**[10:11] Anri**
That should be more than enough
to help Sir Touka regenerate.
**[10:15] Yuna**
How much will it cost?
**[10:17] Leland**
About 100 million.
**[10:19] Yuna**
A hundred million?!
**[10:20] Anri**
We can't afford it?
**[10:21] Yuna**
Only kings and nobles could!
**[10:23] Anri**
But Sir Touka is asking the king for—
**[10:25] Yuna**
It's still not happening!
**[10:27] Leland**
You appear to be adventurers yourselves.
**[10:29] Leland**
Why not participate in the devil hunt?
**[10:31] Yuna**
There's no way we'd earn
100 million off of that.
**[10:35] Leland**
In that case...
**[10:37] Leland**
Why don't you show me
your body to cover the rest?
**[10:42] Yuna**
Mr. Leland, you can't possibly
be into that kind of thing...
**[10:45] Leland**
It's a small price to pay, is it not?
**[10:47] Yuna**
*If it will spare Anri that pain...*
**[10:51] Yuna**
Y-You can take me instead!
**[10:54] Leland**
Actually...
**[10:55] Leland**
I want to figure out how
a magic crystal works
**[10:57] Leland**
in the place of a necromancer's heart...
**[11:00] Leland**
To help me save people. As a doctor.
**[11:02] Yuna**
Huh?! That's what it was about?!
**[11:05] Touka**
*Why's she got so much to eat?*
**[11:08] Touka**
* I know! She'll take one bite*
* of everything and throw out the rest!*
**[11:11] Touka**
*Not on my watch!*
**[11:12] Touka**
*I'll help as much as I can!*
**[11:14] Marguerite**
It's finished!
**[11:17] Touka**
A perfect match!
**[11:18] Touka**
It looks just like me!
**[11:19] Marguerite**
But it seems slightly off...
**[11:22] Marguerite**
Oh, forgive me!
**[11:23] Marguerite**
I should have a bite to eat.
**[11:26] Marguerite**
What? There's so little...
**[11:27] Touka**
I helped myself.
**[11:29] Marguerite**
O-Oh, of course!
**[11:31] Marguerite**
Well, then...
**[11:32] Marguerite**
Would you mind turning
the other way while I indulge?
**[11:36] Touka**
Sure...
**[11:40] Touka**
*How the hell does she eat like that?!*
**[11:43] Touka**
*She packed it in in an instant!*
**[11:45] Touka**
I get it. You don't want people
to see what a glutton you are.
**[11:48] Marguerite**
I asked you not to look!
**[11:51] Touka**
Hey, when you're hungry—
**[11:54] Touka**
*Huh?*
**[11:55] Marguerite**
F-Food...
**[11:58] Touka**
*What the?!*
**[12:03] Yuna**
Now, let's make some money!
**[12:05] Anri**
First, I have something to give you.
**[12:09] Anri**
You seem to be a good match
for physical enhancement magic,
**[12:12] Anri**
so Sir Touka and I arranged this.
**[12:15] Yuna**
What the heck?
**[12:18] Anri**
I made it from devil leather!
**[12:20] Anri**
It's far more effective than
using a magic crystal alone!
**[12:25] Yuna**
For dignity's sake,
I'll wear it under my clothes.
**[12:34] Siruela**
Ein Thor.
**[12:38] sign**
Siruela Carmen
One of the Four Knights
**[12:39] Siruela**
Child's play.
**[12:40] Yuna**
Amazing...
**[12:41] Colin**
One of the kingdom's four strongest knights...
**[12:44] Colin**
Siruela of the Thunder Sword.
**[12:46] sign**
Colin Brad
Adventurer
**[12:46] sign**
Neigan Bourne
Adventurer
**[12:46] Colin**
Are you fine ladies joining the hunt?
**[12:48] Yuna**
Oh, er, yes!
**[12:50] Colin**
You won't accomplish much with
one of the Four Knights around.
**[12:53] Colin**
Care to join us at a secret hunting spot?
**[13:00] Yuna**
Look at all those devils!
**[13:02] Anri**
There are quite a few.
**[13:03] Colin**
But you can beat them easily, helmet girl.
**[13:06] Anri**
"Helmet girl"?
**[13:07] Colin**
I have a spell that lets me
read the mana of living things.
**[13:11] Colin**
Yours is around 9, on par with Siruela's.
**[13:15] Colin**
Here's a magic crystal with a lightning spell.
**[13:17] Colin**
Go give 'em a real shock to the system!
**[13:20] Anri**
Indeed I shall!
**[13:23] Anri**
Ein Furfur!
**[13:27] Yuna**
You're so strong, Anri!
**[13:29] Yuna**
You took them all out in one hit!
**[13:31] Colin**
Yep!
**[13:32] Colin**
You took them all out so easily...
**[13:34] Colin**
Granted, they were already dead.
**[13:38] Anri**
Necromancy?!
**[13:39] Colin**
I can't believe how easy
it was to lure them in...
**[13:44] Colin**
Skeleton man.
**[13:47] Isaac**
What is *wrong* with you?!
**[13:49] Isaac**
* I told you three years ago*
* that the princess had MES!*
**[13:49] sign**
Mana Effusion Syndrome: A medical condition
that prevents the storage of mana in the body
**[13:52] Touka**
Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful!
**[13:54] Isaac**
If she remains in a mana-deprived
state for too long, she could die!
**[13:58] Marguerite**
Isaac...
**[14:00] Marguerite**
The fault is mine. I should
have been more cautious.
**[14:03] Isaac**
But—
**[14:05] Maid**
I've brought your soma drops and dinner!
**[14:11] Marguerite**
I'm all right now.
**[14:12] Marguerite**
Thank you for your concern.
**[14:14] Marguerite**
I'm going to have my dinner now.
**[14:16] Marguerite**
I would appreciate it if you'd leave.
**[14:18] Touka**
It's a little late to be self-conscious.
**[14:21] Touka**
Everyone here already knows you're a glutton.
**[14:23] Marguerite**
I suppose.
**[14:24] Marguerite**
I could hardly hide it
from my future husband.
**[14:27] Marguerite**
In that case...
**[14:29] Marguerite**
I shall partake!
**[14:31] Touka**
She's annihilating that food!
**[14:33] Isaac**
In order to recoup her energy,
the princess has trained
**[14:36] Isaac**
to become the world's fastest speed-eater!
**[14:42] Marguerite**
Thank you for the meal!
**[14:44] Touka**
Huh?!
**[14:45] Marguerite**
You must be disappointed, surely.
**[14:47] Marguerite**
For one hour after I eat,
I take on this hideous form.
**[14:51] Touka**
C'mon, you can't be serious.
**[14:53] Touka**
Does this mean...
**[14:55] Touka**
Heck yeah! Luscious as hell, bro!
**[14:58] Isaac**
What are you doing to Her Highness, you lout?!
**[15:00] Touka**
I'm not missing my chance
to behold super-luscious thighs!
**[15:04] Touka**
I just wish they were in stockings
to accentuate their plumpness!
**[15:10] Isaac**
Are you all right, Your Highness?
**[15:12] Marguerite**
I-I'm fine!
**[15:14] Isaac**
*Wretched hero...*
**[15:15] Isaac**
*I will not let this stand!*
**[15:19] Siruela**
We've cleared the devils
in the vicinity of the capital.
**[15:22] Siruela**
But something concerns me...
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[15:25] Siruela**
During the hunt, I witnessed
a powerful spell cast from afar.
**[15:30] Siruela**
Upon investigation, I found blood spatter
and charred pieces of devil flesh,
**[15:35] Siruela**
but not a single proper corpse.
***SIGN*** Disappearances have spiked in the capital over recent days as well.
***SIGN*** There may be more lurking here than just the devils.
***SIGN*** Perhaps we should call off the celebration.
**[15:53] Siruela**
No need to worry, Your Majesty.
**[15:55] Siruela**
I'll have all the Knights
on patrol for it.
**[15:58] Siruela**
And we now have...
**[16:00] Siruela**
Sion the legendary hero with us.
**[16:02] Marguerite**
You may spend the night here.
**[16:04] Touka**
Nice! I feel like a real nobleman!
**[16:07] Marguerite**
For caution's sake, I must venture
into town now to see my doctor.
**[16:10] Touka**
Huh? There's no doctor in the castle?
**[16:12] Marguerite**
The doctor who once attended to me resigned,
**[16:16] Marguerite**
but I still call on him
when I require his counsel.
**[16:20] Marguerite**
And I get to skip tutoring this way!
**[16:21] Isaac**
I heard that, Your Highness.
**[16:25] Marguerite**
But the hero is here!
Surely I don't need lessons right now!
**[16:29] Isaac**
Unacceptable. You'll have
a full slate tomorrow.
**[16:32] Isaac**
Be prepared.
**[16:33] Marguerite**
Oh, no!
**[16:36] Touka**
Whew, finally free!
**[16:39] Touka**
The princess fainted,
**[16:40] Touka**
King Gorilla gorilla'd around,
**[16:42] Touka**
and the jerk with the eyepatch
wouldn't lay off! I'm beat!
**[16:45] Touka**
Nothing to do for two days,
so I might as well take it easy.
**[16:49] Touka**
Crud, I totally forgot
about the whole money thing.
**[16:52] Touka**
I'm not getting squat from the king.
**[16:55] Touka**
I'd better touch base with the girls for now.
**[17:07] Touka**
Hey!
**[17:08] Touka**
Yuna!
**[17:09] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:12] Touka**
They're gone.
**[17:13] Touka**
Where could they have gotten off to?
**[17:16] Man A**
Mr. Hero?
**[17:17] Man B**
Was that stuffed mid-ranked
devil a powerful foe?
**[17:21] Touka**
Nah, I beat this guy easy.
**[17:23] Man A**
That's our hero!
**[17:25] Touka**
Say, have you seen a blonde with big tits
and a kid in a helmet around?
**[17:29] Man B**
They were headed for the
orphanage, weren't they?
**[17:32] Man A**
Yeah.
**[17:36] Touka**
This the place?
**[17:37] Orphan A**
It's the hero!
**[17:38] Orphan A**
Did you come to play with us?
**[17:40] Touka**
Sorry, but I'm a little busy—
**[17:42] Touka**
What the hell, you little brat?!
**[17:44] Orphan B**
The hero's mad! Run!
**[17:44] Touka**
Hey! Get back here!
**[17:46] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero! What brings you here?
**[17:49] Touka**
Marguerite?
**[17:50] Touka**
Does that mean this is...
**[17:51] Marguerite**
Yes, the doctor who's attended to me
since the onset of my condition.
**[17:57] Leland**
What a pleasure to meet you!
**[17:58] Leland**
I'm Leland Tallman.
**[18:00] Leland**
I opened this orphanage out of admiration
for all you did to save others.
**[18:06] Touka**
Oh, yeah?
**[18:08] Touka**
Cut it out, you little bastards!
**[18:09] Leland**
The children just adore the hero.
**[18:12] Leland**
Though he's not quite what I pictured...
**[18:14] Leland**
He's rather less formal than I imagined.
**[18:17] Marguerite**
Indeed, I sense he's changed
a great deal in the last three years.
**[18:21] Marguerite**
But he's as kind as ever.
**[18:24] Marguerite**
He even came all this way
out of worry for me...
**[18:27] Leland**
It appears you love the hero
deeply, Your Highness.
**[18:32] Marguerite**
Oh, no! I merely respect him
as my future husband!
**[18:35] Touka**
Oh, right, Mr. Leland!
**[18:37] Touka**
A pair of adventurers visited you today, no?
**[18:40] Touka**
You know where they are now?
**[18:42] Leland**
They took part in the devil hunt.
**[18:45] Leland**
They should be back soon.
**[18:47] Touka**
Oh, okay.
**[18:48] Touka**
* The fact that I'm still kicking*
* means Anri must be okay.*
**[18:52] Touka**
* Well, I'm sure they'll turn up*
* by masquerade day.*
**[18:55] Marguerite**
Well, we'll be going now.
**[18:56] Leland**
Certainly. Please return whenever you wish.
**[18:59] Orphan A**
Doc, play with us!
**[19:02] Leland**
Terribly sorry.
**[19:03] Leland**
I'm afraid I have work to do.
**[19:20] Leland**
I'm truly sorry to have left
such beautiful femurs waiting.
**[19:24] Yuna**
Stop it!
**[19:26] Yuna**
What are you doing, Dr. Leland?!
**[19:28] Leland**
My X-ray spell has never shown me
such beautiful femurs before...
**[19:33] Leland**
I want to strip off all that unclean flesh,
**[19:37] Leland**
leaving a purified being
of nothing but bone.
**[19:40] Yuna**
You mean you're going to kill me?
**[19:42] Leland**
Not just you.
**[19:44] Leland**
The masquerade is in two days.
**[19:46] Leland**
Along with my beloved skeletons,
**[19:48] Leland**
I'll see the princess and everyone in need
reborn in skeletal form too.
**[19:53] Yuna**
No way...
**[19:54] Leland**
This is salvation.
**[19:56] Leland**
Blood, flesh, and skin are
purely extraneous things.
**[20:01] Leland**
And offering those unneeded
parts to the devils
**[20:04] Leland**
will allow us to live in harmony with them.
**[20:06] Leland**
We can achieve peace without
even sealing the Gates of Hell.
**[20:10] Yuna**
You can't be serious...
**[20:12] Leland**
Don't you pity that necromancer girl,
**[20:14] Leland**
discriminated against
for just her appearance?
**[20:18] Yuna**
What did you do to Anri?
**[20:19] Leland**
She'll be playing the role of my scapegoat.
**[20:24] Leland**
I'll have her say she used necromancy to
kidnap people and offer them to the devils.
**[20:31] Leland**
Meeting a girl who shares my powers
felt like destiny at work.
**[20:34] Leland**
I'm sure she's thrilled to death as well.
**[20:37] Yuna**
*He's mad.*
**[20:39] Yuna**
* My physical enhancement spell would*
* let me snap these chains easily,*
**[20:43] Yuna**
*but there're too many eyes on me.*
**[20:45] Yuna**
* And I've never seen a devil*
* with a red head like that...*
**[20:49] Yuna**
*I'm sure I'll get my chance.*
**[20:51] Yuna**
*I've gotta hang in there!*
**[20:53] sign**
Two Days Later
The Day of the Royal Masquerade
**[20:59] Marguerite**
Here I am, Mr. Hero!
**[21:06] Touka**
*Look at those sweet li'l thighs!*
**[21:08] Touka**
* Tights bring out a destructive*
* power all their own!*
**[21:10] Marguerite**
I-Is my manner of dress inappropriate?
**[21:13] Touka**
No, I was just thinking
you look cute in everything.
**[21:15] Marguerite**
C-Cute?!
**[21:17] Touka**
Now, let's have fun!
**[21:21] Marguerite**
Of course!
**[21:27] Touka**
Why are you even here?!
**[21:28] Marguerite**
You said you'd leave us alone together today!
**[21:32] Isaac**
But if anything were to
befall you, Your Highness—
**[21:34] Marguerite**
I'll have the hero with me! I'll be fine!
**[21:36] Isaac**
I can't rule out that the hero
might be the source of the trouble—
**[21:44] Marguerite**
I won't allow anyone to insult
my future husband! Not even you!
**[21:51] Isaac**
Yes, Your Highness.
**[21:56] Isaac**
*So the princess is serious about him...*
**[22:00] Isaac**
* But that's not the hero*
* from three years ago!*
**[22:03] Isaac**
* I'll see him pay for toying*
* with you like this!*
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero and Bride
# E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3D2JX/the-legendary-hero-and-bride)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Minister**
We need the legendary hero's blood
to ensure the future of the royal line.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Aide**
But we've already promised the first
and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
What about Marguerite, then?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac**
It's just a scratch.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac**
Really, Your Highness...
**[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac**
You're such a crybaby.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you lost your mind, sire?!
**[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you forgotten
the late queen's dying words?
**[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac**
Princess Marguerite mustn't—
**[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
Raise her to be a strong girl.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
A strong mother worthy of raising
the legendary hero's children.
**[00:37] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:49] sign**
THE
**[00:50] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:50] sign**
DARY
**[00:51] sign**
HERO
**[00:51] sign**
IS
**[00:52] sign**
DEAD
**[02:06] sign**
Episode 4
**[02:06] sign**
The Legendary Hero and Bride
**[02:07] MC**
Let's see!
**[02:08] MC**
Will she pierce the apple,
**[02:10] MC**
earning them a year's supply of apples?!
**[02:13] MC**
Or will she kill him?!
**[02:16] Touka**
*Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.*
**[02:18] Touka**
* As long as it's not*
* a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.*
**[02:21] MC**
As a reminder, there's a defensive
spell cast on that apple!
**[02:24] MC**
She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
**[02:26] Touka**
*Oh, I'm dead.*
**[02:29] MC**
Magnificent!
**[02:30] MC**
Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
**[02:34] Marguerite**
I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
**[02:37] Touka**
H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
**[02:41] Touka**
But couldn't we have tried
an eating contest instead?
**[02:44] Marguerite**
I-I'm sorry...
**[02:45] Touka**
No, I'm impressed.
**[02:46] Touka**
You don't just do art,
you also know archery.
**[02:49] Marguerite**
Those are part of a princess's education.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Ever since my youth,
I've received daily lessons
**[02:54] Marguerite**
in etiquette, academics,
martial arts, and the fine arts.
**[02:58] Touka**
For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
I did it all so that we could be together...
**[03:04] Touka**
What was that?
**[03:05] Marguerite**
N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
**[03:08] Man**
Is that an earthquake?
**[03:09] Siruela**
That damnable Isaac,
appointing me to observe their date...
**[03:13] Siruela**
Still...
**[03:15] Siruela**
Sion looks frighteningly
like a talking skeleton to me.
**[03:20] Marguerite**
*If we could not ever be together,*
**[03:23] Marguerite**
*we should meet nevermore.*
**[03:27] Marguerite**
*You respected my wishes and took your leave.*
**[03:31] Marguerite**
* But I continued my intense*
* training to be worthy of you.*
**[03:36] Marguerite**
*Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.*
**[03:40] Marguerite**
* So when you returned to me*
* and agreed to marry me,*
**[03:44] Marguerite**
*I felt truly happy.*
**[03:46] Marguerite**
* I could finally fulfill my*
* duty as a princess.*
**[03:50] Marguerite**
*But now I'm even happier.*
**[03:53] Marguerite**
* For now I feel for you...*
* not just as a princess, but as a woman.*
**[03:59] Touka**
Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
**[04:01] Touka**
You're bold, aren't you?
**[04:03] Marguerite**
Th-That wasn't my intent.
**[04:05] Marguerite**
I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
**[04:07] Marguerite**
Although, if you wished it... I would...
**[04:14] Touka**
*That expression!*
**[04:16] Touka**
*She'd let me do it!*
**[04:17] Touka**
*She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!*
**[04:21] Touka**
Whoa, that scared me!
**[04:23] Marguerite**
It's the finale of the celebration.
**[04:25] Marguerite**
Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
people search out their soulmate,
**[04:28] Marguerite**
with whom they share a true connection,
unswayed by appearances.
**[04:33] Touka**
Unswayed by appearances?
**[04:36] Touka**
How's that work if no one's
hiding their legs?
**[04:38] Marguerite**
Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
**[04:42] Touka**
Still, it sure is pretty.
**[04:45] Touka**
I've never seen fireworks before, man!
**[04:47] Marguerite**
N-Never?
**[04:49] Marguerite**
But we watched them
together three years ago.
**[04:52] Touka**
Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
**[04:55] Touka**
It was just the two of us here then, too...
**[04:57] Marguerite**
Three years ago, we watched them
from the castle balcony.
**[05:00] Marguerite**
With Isaac and the others.
**[05:03] Marguerite**
I knew that something was amiss.
**[05:05] Marguerite**
Your speech and mannerisms are
quite unlike three years ago.
**[05:07] Marguerite**
I convinced myself it was because you
were trying to grow closer to me.
**[05:12] Marguerite**
But you also seem to have
forgotten our time together
**[05:15] Marguerite**
and the promise we made...
**[05:17] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero.
**[05:18] Marguerite**
Who are you really?
**[05:24] Isaac**
You've been unmasked.
**[05:26] Touka**
* It's the jerk with the eyepatch...*
* Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!*
**[05:30] Touka**
Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
**[05:33] Siruela**
Quiet, scum.
**[05:34] Siruela**
You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
**[05:36] Siruela**
I see. There's necromancy at work here.
**[05:39] Siruela**
He's an imposter.
**[05:41] Siruela**
The legendary hero is dead.
**[05:43] Marguerite**
I-It can't be...
**[05:55] Isaac**
The hero fell in a hole and died?
**[05:57] Isaac**
You expect us to believe that?!
**[05:59] Siruela**
No, I can see it.
**[06:01] Siruela**
He loved meat.
Always let his guard down over it.
**[06:04] Touka**
Right?!
**[06:05] Touka**
And now I'm cleaning up
the clumsy hero's mess!
**[06:07] Touka**
If anything, you guys owe me!
**[06:09] Isaac**
Shut your mouth!
**[06:10] Isaac**
You employed necromancy to
impersonate the legendary hero!
**[06:13] Isaac**
That alone deserves a death sentence!
**[06:15] Touka**
A death sentence?!
**[06:16] Touka**
You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
**[06:19] Touka**
Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
**[06:21] Siruela**
Kill him.
**[06:22] Touka**
Et tu?!
**[06:23] Touka**
What about the seal, then?
**[06:25] Siruela**
Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
**[06:28] Siruela**
You can rest in peace.
**[06:30] Touka**
H-Hang on!
**[06:31] Touka**
I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
**[06:34] Touka**
Give me a chance to apologize to her!
**[06:36] Isaac**
I see.
**[06:37] Isaac**
As she was your greatest victim,
you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
**[06:41] Touka**
All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
**[06:45] Isaac**
Your Highness?
**[06:48] Marguerite**
*It can't be! It just can't be!*
**[06:50] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?*
**[06:51] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?!*
**[06:53] Marguerite**
*So if I was raised to marry him,*
**[06:55] Marguerite**
*what's my purpose in life now?!*
**[06:58] Leland**
Your Highness?
**[07:02] Leland**
What's the matter, dear?
**[07:04] Leland**
You look so terribly distraught.
**[07:06] Marguerite**
Doctor...
**[07:07] Leland**
Don't you worry.
**[07:09] Leland**
There's no more need for sadness.
I'll save you.
**[07:13] Marguerite**
*That's right.*
**[07:14] Marguerite**
* The doctor was always kind*
* to me when things were hard.*
**[07:18] Marguerite**
*Dr. Leland can...*
**[07:20] Isaac**
Your Highness!
**[07:21] Siruela**
Calm down.
**[07:22] Siruela**
The Knights are in charge of city security.
**[07:25] Knight**
Dame Siruela!
**[07:26] Knight**
Devils have appeared in the city!
**[07:28] Siruela**
What?!
**[07:29] Siruela**
Why did you let them in?
**[07:31] Knight**
They just appeared in the middle of town!
**[07:33] Isaac**
Hey! You!
**[07:34] Isaac**
Are you running away?
**[07:35] Touka**
What? Hell no!
**[07:37] Touka**
I'm gonna get the princess back!
**[07:40] Marguerite**
What is this place?
**[07:41] Leland**
A slum.
**[07:43] Leland**
You want to save those struggling
with poverty, don't you?
**[07:46] Marguerite**
Why, of course I do.
**[07:48] Marguerite**
But I don't know how I...
**[07:51] Leland**
No need to worry.
**[07:53] Leland**
I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
**[07:57] Leland**
And I'll liberate you from
the pressures of your royal title.
**[08:02] Marguerite**
Who are they?
**[08:03] Leland**
Former patients of mine.
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Doctor?!
**[08:08] Leland**
For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
your flesh, your skin,
**[08:13] Leland**
and free you from all that binds you!
**[08:16] Marguerite**
No! Let me go!
**[08:17] Touka**
Marguerite!
**[08:19] Marguerite**
What are *you* doing here?
**[08:21] Touka**
You're that orphanage director.
**[08:23] Leland**
What's the hero doing here?
**[08:25] Leland**
No matter. I won't let you interfere.
**[08:27] Touka**
Two on one?! No fair!
**[08:32] Touka**
Skeletons?
**[08:33] Touka**
Someone used necromancy to—
**[08:36] Leland**
Eh? You're awfully weak.
**[08:38] Leland**
I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
**[08:42] Touka**
Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
**[08:44] Marguerite**
Why are you trying to save me?
**[08:47] Marguerite**
You were trying to deceive me...
**[08:49] Touka**
I'm always getting carried away
and doing stupid stuff.
**[08:53] Touka**
I hurt you real bad as a result.
**[08:56] Touka**
I know I'm the worst
piece of trash in the land.
**[08:59] Touka**
But...
**[09:00] Touka**
Only someone *really* rotten would
abandon a good person like you,
**[09:03] Touka**
and I'm not quite that far gone.
**[09:09] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero!
**[09:18] Siruela**
*They're models from the museum.*
**[09:20] Siruela**
*Necromancy, huh?*
**[09:22] Siruela**
* Is it the work of one of the*
* false hero's companions?*
**[09:24] Siruela**
I'm going to find the princess!
**[09:26] Siruela**
Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
**[09:30] Devil**
I can't wait any longer.
**[09:32] Devil**
I'm gonna eat one of them.
**[09:35] Yuna**
*This is my chance!*
**[09:36] Colin**
Okay.
**[09:37] Colin**
I guess we'd better get going, too.
**[09:43] Colin**
He'll strip you down to bones?
**[09:45] Colin**
Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
**[09:50] Yuna**
If you don't like skeletons,
why work with Leland?
**[09:54] Colin**
Money, I guess.
**[09:56] Colin**
And I love seeing
the despair on people's faces
**[09:59] Colin**
when they learn the truth.
**[10:02] Yuna**
Glad to hear you're such garbage.
**[10:04] Yuna**
It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
**[10:06] Colin**
What?
**[10:07] Yuna**
Ein Grendel!
**[10:11] Touka**
Ow!
**[10:13] Touka**
But I'm still alive!
**[10:14] Touka**
Zombiehood rocks!
**[10:16] Touka**
Hey, cut it out!
**[10:18] Isaac**
Where is that impostor hero?!
**[10:23] Touka**
H-Hey there.
**[10:27] Touka**
Dr. Leland took the princess?!
**[10:29] Touka**
Good, it reattached!
**[10:31] Touka**
He dragged her off that way—
**[10:33] Isaac**
Don't you lie to me!
**[10:34] Isaac**
One of your companions did this!
**[10:36] Isaac**
Are you trying to fool us?!
**[10:38] Touka**
You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
**[10:40] Touka**
That hurt like hell, dude!
**[10:42] Touka**
Listen.
**[10:43] Touka**
If it turns out I'm the real hero,
can I avoid the death penalty?
**[10:47] Siruela**
But you're not. You're an impostor.
**[10:49] Touka**
Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
**[10:53] Touka**
I'm gonna *become* a real hero!
**[10:56] Touka**
I'm gonna save the princess!
**[11:01] Siruela**
Oh nooo. Save me.
**[11:04] Isaac**
I d-don't wanna die...
**[11:06] Neigan**
Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
**[11:08] Neigan**
Just what I'd expect from Leland.
That's an impressive catch.
**[11:11] Touka**
Infiltration complete.
**[11:13] Siruela**
You talked a good game, but there was
nothing heroic about that plan.
**[11:18] Touka**
What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
**[11:20] Touka**
By the way, you two are lousy actors!
**[11:22] Siruela**
Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
**[11:25] Siruela**
I suppose Leland really is behind this.
**[11:27] Isaac**
It's all my fault.
**[11:29] Isaac**
I'm the reason Her Highness
developed MES and turned to Leland.
**[11:35] Touka**
Whazzat mean?
**[11:36] Isaac**
I put her through intense training to become
a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
**[11:42] Isaac**
The former crybaby princess
**[11:44] Isaac**
grew into a strong woman
who never shed a tear.
**[11:47] Isaac**
But the stress of that training...
**[11:50] Isaac**
led her to develop MES.
**[11:52] Isaac**
Because I was so hard on her,
she wouldn't ask for my help.
**[11:55] Isaac**
Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
**[11:57] Isaac**
I never even investigated his character.
**[12:01] Isaac**
I just looked the other way,
ashamed of losing her trust.
**[12:05] Isaac**
I'm a failure as a tutor.
**[12:07] Touka**
In other words, this whole damn thing
is 100 percent your fault!
**[12:10] Isaac**
One hundred percent?!
**[12:13] Touka**
And the reason you were
on my case from the start
**[12:16] Touka**
is because you wanted to blame the hero
**[12:19] Touka**
for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
**[12:21] Isaac**
I mean, I do accept some fault...
but *100 percent*?
**[12:24] Touka**
Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
**[12:27] Touka**
Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
**[12:29] Siruela**
You've been shifting blame, too!
**[12:30] Touka**
Nuh-uh!
**[12:31] Touka**
This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
**[12:34] Touka**
If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
**[12:40] Touka**
Wh-What the... Yuna?
**[12:42] Yuna**
Touka?
**[12:45] Yuna**
I thought you'd come save me,
**[12:47] Yuna**
and here you got the princess in trouble?
**[12:50] Yuna**
You really are the worst.
**[12:51] Isaac**
I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
**[12:52] Isaac**
I'm the source of all this trouble!
**[12:55] Isaac**
I admit it! It was all me!
**[12:57] Yuna**
This guy's creeping me out.
**[13:00] Siruela**
Tell us where the princess is,
and we'll spare your life.
**[13:04] Siruela**
Well?
**[13:06] Colin**
I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
**[13:09] Yuna/Touka**
Anri!
**[13:11] Anri**
Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
**[13:13] Anri**
I knew you'd come to save me!
**[13:16] Touka/Yuna**
*Gross.*
**[13:18] Touka/Yuna**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors...
**[13:19] Anri**
Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
**[13:24] Leland**
Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
**[13:28] Leland**
Tonight, all those assembled here
will be stripped down to their bones.
**[13:33] Marguerite**
Their bones?
**[13:34] Leland**
Yes! That will be your salvation.
**[13:38] Leland**
Behold the X-ray magic crystal
handed down through my family.
**[13:42] Leland**
Its power has given us
standing and prestige as doctors.
**[13:47] Leland**
But it's done more than just that.
**[13:50] Leland**
This magic crystal has shown me
the truth of things.
**[13:55] Leland**
Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
**[13:58] Leland**
so why is the world full of such tragedy?
**[14:01] Leland**
I struggled with that question...
**[14:03] Leland**
Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
**[14:07] Leland**
Watching him offer salvation to one and all
left a deep impression on me.
**[14:12] Leland**
To create a conflict-free world
where we are all truly equal,
**[14:18] Leland**
we must pare down everything extraneous.
**[14:22] Marguerite**
That's why you're doing this?!
**[14:23] Marguerite**
But the love you felt for the
orphans seemed so genuine!
**[14:28] Leland**
Yes. I mean to save those
children as well someday.
**[14:32] Leland**
Once they've matured into
their most beautiful forms.
**[14:35] Leland**
You're special, though.
**[14:37] Leland**
I never thought you'd grow
into such an appealing form yourself.
**[14:43] Leland**
I've fallen in love with you, you see.
**[14:47] Leland**
Tonight's ritual will double
as our marriage ceremony.
**[14:50] Marguerite**
Marriage?!
**[14:52] Siruela**
There's a lot of them.
**[14:53] Siruela**
Devils, too.
**[14:55] Isaac**
The princess comes first.
Sacrifices are acceptable.
**[14:59] Siruela**
Not so fast.
**[15:00] Siruela**
I guess we'll have to see...
**[15:01] Siruela**
Whether he's an impostor
or the real deal.
**[15:04] Anri**
If you can break the caster's
concentration for just a second,
**[15:08] Anri**
I can steal control of the skeletons.
**[15:10] Touka**
Great! Hang on tight, then!
**[15:13] Marguerite**
I refuse!
**[15:14] Marguerite**
It's true that I trusted you
and respected you,
**[15:17] Marguerite**
but I simply don't feel that way about you!
**[15:19] Leland**
You do not love me?
**[15:22] Leland**
You're mistaken.
**[15:24] Leland**
I'll liberate you and make you
realize your true feelings.
**[15:33] Marguerite**
*Why am I thinking about that awful man?!*
**[15:36] Touka**
Hold it!
**[15:37] Touka**
I'll be taking her back now!
**[15:39] Touka**
She's *my* bride, you see!
**[15:44] Touka**
Wha?
**[15:47] Yuna**
Now *that* felt good.
**[15:49] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero?
**[15:51] Touka**
I said I wouldn't abandon you.
**[15:53] Touka**
Also, my name's Touka.
**[15:55] Touka**
Touka Scott.
**[15:59] Marguerite**
Thank you so much, Touka!
**[16:03] Leland**
*I was certain I'd taken his head...*
**[16:06] Leland**
Detain them, my skeletons!
**[16:10] Anri**
They belong to me now.
**[16:13] Leland**
A necromancer?!
**[16:15] Touka**
Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
**[16:18] Touka**
Ready to pay the piper?
**[16:20] Leland**
Don't touch that mask!
**[16:22] Leland**
The X-ray magic crystal
is our family heirloom!
**[16:24] Touka**
Did you say X-ray?
**[16:26] Touka**
So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
that you turned criminal for, huh?
**[16:31] Touka**
You bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:33] Anri**
That one's Togras.
**[16:36] Touka**
Ein Togras!
**[16:39] Touka**
Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
**[16:41] Yuna**
I knew you'd try that,
you bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:45] Isaac**
There are more than I expected.
**[16:50] Yuna**
Leland's running!
**[16:51] Siruela**
Leave these guys to us.
**[16:52] Siruela**
You pursue Leland!
**[16:55] Leland**
I can't fail here.
**[16:56] Leland**
I need to save more people!
**[17:00] Yuna**
You're not getting away now.
**[17:02] Leland**
Oh, but I am.
**[17:06] Yuna**
No!
**[17:07] Touka**
Yuna!
**[17:09] Touka**
A miracle!
**[17:09] Yuna**
Help me, damn it!
**[17:13] Leland**
This is an underground graveyard
for those who died three years ago.
**[17:17] Leland**
It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
**[17:19] Touka**
Is that what you think?
**[17:21] Touka**
You think you can beat our Anri?
**[17:23] Leland**
That's why I'm using these.
**[17:26] Marguerite**
No!
**[17:27] Marguerite**
If you take that many soma drops at once...
**[17:30] Leland**
Indeed.
**[17:31] Leland**
Neither my mind nor body will be able
to withstand the surge of mana.
**[17:34] Leland**
But this is my eleventh hour.
**[17:37] Leland**
I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
**[17:41] Leland**
Ein Sayil!
**[17:43] Leland**
Ein Rosabis!
**[17:44] Anri**
Spells for creating weapons
and enhancing toughness!
**[17:49] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:50] Leland**
I'll be taking her back now.
**[17:52] Leland**
I can no longer return to the capital.
**[17:54] Leland**
But at the very least, I'll have her!
**[18:01] Marguerite**
Isaac!
**[18:03] Isaac**
This was my choice...
**[18:05] Isaac**
I've stifled you for so long
and made you suffer.
**[18:10] Isaac**
But now you'll be free.
**[18:13] Isaac**
Your Highness, you must live
for yourself from now on!
**[18:17] Touka**
Sorry it's your big scene and all,
**[18:19] Touka**
but I gotta interrupt!
**[18:20] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[18:23] Touka**
Escape accomplished!
**[18:25] Touka**
Let's get back to the babe
with luscious thighs!
**[18:32] Leland**
A spell to create a wall?
**[18:35] Leland**
But you didn't cover your tracks...
**[18:38] Marguerite**
We're not far from the capital.
**[18:40] Yuna**
This is where we camped out.
**[18:43] Yuna**
Let's make a break for the city.
**[18:44] Marguerite**
Wait a moment!
**[18:46] Marguerite**
We would be dragging
the citizens into our fight.
**[18:49] Touka**
Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
**[18:55] Leland**
*You can't escape me, you know.*
**[18:58] Yuna**
It's working like a charm.
**[19:00] Touka**
These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
**[19:03] Touka**
It only figures he'd try to track us.
**[19:07] Touka**
So if he follows the trail of grape juice
that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
**[19:07] sign**
Touka
**[19:07] sign**
Yuna
**[19:10] sign**
Leland
**[19:10] Touka**
he'll just keep going in circles.
**[19:14] Marguerite**
To buy us to safety in such a manner...
**[19:17] Marguerite**
Touka, who are you truly?
**[19:21] Anri**
I've been wondering that myself.
**[19:23] Anri**
You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
**[19:25] Anri**
Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
**[19:27] Anri**
Is there some secret behind it?
**[19:31] Touka**
I'm actually—
**[19:32] Yuna**
A degenerate farmer.
**[19:34] Touka**
Yuna!
**[19:34] Touka**
That was my big chance to earn their respect!
**[19:37] Yuna**
I've known him for ages.
He's just a crafty little sneak.
**[19:40] Touka**
There's more you don't know about me, though!
**[19:43] Anri**
Oh? Like what?
**[19:45] Touka**
Before the Gates of Hell opened,
**[19:49] Touka**
the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
to the north were at war.
**[19:53] Touka**
My asshole dad wanted
to loot a burned-out city,
**[19:55] Touka**
so he dragged me and my mom along.
**[19:58] Touka**
The fighting was way worse than he thought.
**[20:00] Touka**
My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
**[20:03] Touka**
I got left on my own, and I spent
over a year running and hiding
**[20:07] Touka**
before I finally made it home.
**[20:09] Touka**
I think that experience is paying off now.
**[20:13] Marguerite**
What a tragic past!
**[20:15] Anri**
Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
**[20:17] Anri**
I'll remain by your side forever!
**[20:20] Yuna**
Can we get back to the topic at hand?
**[20:22] Touka**
So, what now?
**[20:23] Touka**
Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
**[20:26] Yuna**
He boosted it with soma drops.
**[20:28] Yuna**
He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
**[20:31] Anri**
What if we were to steal
the soma drops from him?
**[20:34] Anri**
We could increase Sir Touka's
mana as well that way.
**[20:37] Marguerite**
We can't guarantee
he hasn't used them all already.
**[20:41] Anri**
True enough.
**[20:43] Isaac**
There's another way to increase your mana.
**[20:46] Isaac**
The princess's bodily fluids.
**[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri**
Bodily fluids...?
**[20:50] Isaac**
The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
**[20:57] Isaac**
Her Highness's bodily fluids
contain concentrated mana,
**[21:02] Isaac**
though not as potent as soma drops.
**[21:05] Touka**
Y-You wanna be more specific here?
**[21:08] Isaac**
Sweat. Tears. Snot.
**[21:11] Isaac**
And urine!
**[21:13] Touka**
Tears seem like the least offensive option.
**[21:15] Touka**
C'mon, Marguerite.
**[21:16] Touka**
Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
**[21:18] Marguerite**
Impossible! I have not shed
a single tear for ten years!
**[21:21] Isaac**
The result of the training
I put her through...
**[21:24] Marguerite**
It isn't your fault, Isaac!
**[21:25] Isaac**
No, I am responsible.
**[21:27] Touka**
I guess that's it.
**[21:28] Touka**
I'll have to make do with sweat.
**[21:30] Marguerite**
Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
**[21:33] Touka**
My precious sweat!
**[21:35] Touka**
C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
**[21:37] Anri**
Would you like to try my snot?
**[21:40] Touka**
Why the hell would I?!
**[21:41] Touka**
Damn it. Urine, then?
**[21:43] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[21:45] Yuna**
You megaperv!
**[21:46] Touka**
I don't wanna do it either!
**[21:47] Touka**
But if it's the only way,
what choice do we have?!
**[21:49] Isaac**
In terms of volume,
it does seem the best way.
**[21:52] Marguerite**
Not you too, Isaac!
**[21:55] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[21:56] Marguerite**
Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
**[21:59] Touka**
I'm kind of a skeleton,
so closing eyes is no-go—
**[22:03] Yuna**
A-Are you really gonna do it?
**[22:06] Marguerite**
For the peace of my kingdom.
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
# E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1NP1/the-legendary-hero-is-revived)
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Touka**
Hang on a minute!
**[00:08] (Flashback) Touka**
That guy's not a true necromancer.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Touka**
Which means...
**[00:14] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:26] sign**
THE
**[00:27] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:27] sign**
DARY
**[00:28] sign**
HERO
**[00:28] sign**
IS
**[00:29] sign**
DEAD
**[01:43] sign**
Episode 5
**[01:43] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
**[01:44] Leland**
*Curious.*
**[01:46] Leland**
*There are too many blood stains.*
**[01:50] Leland**
*It's not blood?*
**[01:51] Leland**
*They tricked me!*
**[01:54] (Flashback) Touka**
What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do?
**[01:57] (Flashback) Touka**
He's gonna send his skeletons out
in all directions.
**[02:01] (Flashback) Touka**
We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves
as a rock and wait for our chance.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Yuna**
Hang on a sec.
**[02:07] (Flashback) Yuna**
He has to be feeling cautious.
Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve?
**[02:11] (Flashback) Anri**
Well...
**[02:12] (Flashback) Anri**
With remote necromancy, you share the
perception of all the zombies you control.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Anri**
But it's impossible for a human
to pay attention to that many at once.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Anri**
In other words, he'll easily
fall for even a simple trap.
**[02:26] Leland**
What? What was that?
**[02:28] (Flashback) Touka**
Then, while he's concentrating
on the skeletons,
**[02:31] (Flashback) Touka**
I'll infiltrate their ranks, and...
**[02:34] Leland**
*A skeleton accosting me of its own accord?*
**[02:39] Touka**
What?!
**[02:40] Leland**
I thought you might come.
**[02:42] Leland**
Unfortunately for you,
that's a reinforced bracer.
**[02:45] Leland**
I moved the magic crystal over here.
**[02:49] Leland**
I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic,
**[02:51] Leland**
you'd target my crystal.
**[02:55] Leland**
Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me!
**[02:58] Yuna/Anri**
Ein Grendel!
**[03:02] Yuna**
Even if we can't destroy these guys...
**[03:04] Anri**
We can still knock them away!
**[03:06] Leland**
They're using the spell in tandem?!
**[03:08] Leland**
Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons
return, it's over for you!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Touka**
There's a chance our ambush may fail.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Touka**
If it does, I'll do whatever I can
to expose his magic crystal.
**[03:19] (Flashback) Touka**
Then, Marguerite...
**[03:20] (Flashback) Touka**
You destroy it for me.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite**
Me? But...
**[03:24] (Flashback) Touka**
We're in a forest.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Touka**
There's tons of things around us
that we can use to make weapons.
**[03:30] (Flashback) Touka**
The wood of these trees
is extremely flexible.
**[03:33] (Flashback) Touka**
These are sturdy enough to make twine.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Touka**
See where I'm going with this?
**[03:43] Marguerite**
Isaac.
**[03:44] Marguerite**
Without you,
**[03:46] Marguerite**
I'd be in tears right now
over my own powerlessness.
**[03:51] Marguerite**
Take a good look.
**[03:53] Marguerite**
Behold the person I've become
under your tutelage.
**[03:57] (Flashback) Touka**
I know you can make the shot.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite**
Right.
**[04:00] Marguerite**
*This* is what a real princess looks like.
**[04:09] Leland**
No, no, no, no!
**[04:11] Leland**
What have you done?!
**[04:13] Yuna**
Now...
**[04:14] Yuna**
Are you ready for what's coming?
**[04:20] Touka**
The moment you set out to create
a thighless world,
**[04:22] Touka**
you were destined for defeat at my hands.
**[04:25] Anri**
Incredible! Was this all truly foretold?
**[04:28] Yuna**
It absolutely was not.
**[04:30] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[04:31] Marguerite**
We're saved, aren't we?
**[04:34] Touka**
Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me!
**[04:39] Devil**
Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be!
**[04:43] Devil**
And here I am, bringing you
this nice souvenir...
**[04:46] Marguerite**
Siruela?!
**[04:49] Yuna**
The devil with the red head
I saw in the basement?!
**[04:52] Anri**
That's...
**[04:53] Anri**
a high-rank devil!
**[05:04] Yuna/Marguerite**
Touka!
**[05:04] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[05:05] Devil**
Aw, I missed the princess?
**[05:08] Devil**
Wait, is that the Sacred Sword?
**[05:10] Devil**
So that's the legendary hero?
**[05:12] Devil**
Well, whatever! Who's next?
**[05:15] Yuna**
*I think this was...*
**[05:16] Yuna**
Ein Rosabis!
**[05:18] Yuna**
Ein Grendel!
**[05:20] Yuna**
* I don't know if I stand*
* a chance against this thing,*
**[05:23] Yuna**
*but I have to try!*
**[05:27] Devil**
Decent moves for a nobody.
**[05:30] Yuna**
How's Touka?!
**[05:32] Anri**
He's alive!
**[05:33] Anri**
But given his poor regenerative abilities...
**[05:35] Yuna**
Find any soma drops?!
**[05:36] Isaac**
None!
**[05:37] Isaac**
That was the last of them!
**[05:38] Yuna**
Anri, send him back to his body!
**[05:41] Yuna**
We at least have to save his soul!
**[05:44] Anri**
No!
**[05:44] Anri**
If I send him back in this state,
he'll degenerate for sure!
**[05:51] Devil**
So you're Anri?
**[05:53] Devil**
You're the necromancer
Leland kept talking about...
**[05:57] Devil**
So what's all this?
**[05:59] Devil**
We don't feel grief
when someone dies, do we?
**[06:02] Devil**
You know, necromancers like us.
**[06:05] Anri**
"Like us"?
**[06:07] Devil**
I'll take you along.
**[06:11] Devil**
Now, let's get back to the killing!
**[06:14] Devil**
I wonder how king will react
when he sees his dead daughter!
**[06:18] Isaac**
Ein Seil!
**[06:21] Isaac**
Your Highness, I'll buy you time!
**[06:24] Isaac**
Use it!
**[06:27] Devil**
Ah, the little rat who refuses to die?
**[06:32] Yuna**
I'm here too!
**[06:33] Devil**
Pathetic nobodies!
**[06:41] Marguerite**
*It's no use.*
**[06:42] Marguerite**
*I can't pee when I'm nervous!*
**[06:45] Touka**
It's okay. Forget it.
**[06:47] Touka**
That's not something a princess
should be doing anyway.
**[06:50] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[06:51] Touka**
I figured this was how things would shake out.
**[06:54] Touka**
Some farmer like me
trying to save the world...?
**[06:59] Marguerite**
Don't say that!
**[07:01] Marguerite**
You were willing to sacrifice
your life to protect me!
**[07:05] Marguerite**
You're a true hero to me, at the very least!
**[07:09] Touka**
Yeah?
**[07:11] Touka**
Then can your hero ask a final wish?
**[07:15] Touka**
I've got stockings in my pocket.
**[07:17] Touka**
If you'd put them on,
just this one last time...
**[07:20] Marguerite**
You're still thinking about that now?
**[07:28] Marguerite**
Touka?
**[07:32] Marguerite**
Touka?!
**[07:33] Marguerite**
I refuse to allow you to die here!
**[07:37] Marguerite**
I refuse...
**[07:45] Marguerite**
You must take responsibility.
**[07:50] Marguerite**
Because through all your lies...
**[07:54] Marguerite**
Through your lies, I fell in love!
**[08:02] Devil**
What's the matter?
You're looking pretty slow.
**[08:07] Yuna**
*I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint...*
**[08:10] Touka**
You can relax now! You bought us enough time.
**[08:14] Touka**
Brought back to life by a princess's tears...
**[08:18] Touka**
Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that.
**[08:21] Devil**
So you *are* the legendary hero.
**[08:24] Devil**
No, wait... Is there someone else in there?
**[08:28] Devil**
Still, no matter how many times you revive,
**[08:30] Devil**
you'll still be a nobody!
**[08:36] Touka**
Who're you calling a nobody?
**[08:39] Touka**
You're the nobody here!
**[08:44] Yuna/Marguerite**
A giant...
**[08:45] Yuna/Marguerite**
thigh?!
**[08:47] Touka**
Get crushed,
**[08:49] Touka**
you eyebally bastard!
**[08:55] Diego**
So that's the legendary hero?
**[08:57] Diego**
Wonderful. How touching.
**[09:00] Diego**
Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting
if he wasn't at least that strong.
**[09:06] Friedrich**
What happened?
**[09:07] Diego**
Things could get rather interesting soon.
**[09:10] sign**
Diego Valentine
"Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer
**[09:10] Diego**
You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose!
**[09:14] Friedrich**
I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
**[09:14] sign**
Friedrich Norstein
"Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer
**[09:20] Yuna**
What happened to Leland
after he was arrested?
**[09:23] Marguerite**
Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so...
**[09:27] Leland**
Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!
**[09:30] Touka**
He went nuts, huh?
**[09:32] Marguerite**
Siruela was badly injured.
She'll be hospitalized for some time.
**[09:36] Yuna**
After facing a devil like that,
it's a wonder she's even alive.
**[09:40] Touka**
Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
**[09:44] Anri**
What's going to happen to the orphanage?
**[09:46] Isaac**
No need to worry there.
**[09:48] Isaac**
I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director.
**[09:51] Touka**
You wanna take over?
**[09:52] Isaac**
In name only at first.
**[09:54] Isaac**
I plan to relearn my principles of education
**[09:56] Isaac**
so that I never make the same mistake again!
**[09:59] Marguerite**
You make me sound like
a failed experiment...
**[10:01] Marguerite**
But my MES is cured.
**[10:03] Touka**
What?! It is?
**[10:05] Marguerite**
Yes!
**[10:06] Marguerite**
Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears
**[10:09] Marguerite**
and getting my real
feelings out did the trick.
**[10:13] Touka**
I was hoping for your help
if I ever rot again...
**[10:16] Yuna**
Her condition's not
for your convenience, you know!
**[10:18] Marguerite**
R-Really, don't worry!
**[10:20] Marguerite**
I'll give you my remaining soma drops.
**[10:23] Touka**
You mean it?
**[10:24] Touka**
So I can finally start my
journey as a proper hero!
**[10:28] Touka**
Our true battle begins now!
**[10:30] Yuna**
Don't say that. You'll jinx it.
**[10:33] Touka**
By the way, what did you mean
about "getting out your real feelings"?
**[10:38] Marguerite**
Oh, well...
**[10:40] Marguerite**
*I said it in the heat of the moment...*
**[10:42] Marguerite**
*I'm much too embarrassed to say it again!*
**[10:45] Touka**
I do remember making a dying wish...
**[10:50] Marguerite**
W-Will this do?
**[10:53] Touka**
Lusciousness on par with Yuna's!
**[10:56] Touka**
Like a radish so plump
that you can barely pluck it!
**[10:59] Anri**
*A radish? A fellow vegetable!*
**[11:01] Touka**
I'd hate to say goodbye.
**[11:03] Touka**
I could worship those thighs every day...
**[11:07] Yuna**
That's the creepiest pick-up line
I've ever heard.
**[11:09] Marguerite**
I'm very sorry.
**[11:11] Marguerite**
I am still a princess, you see...
***SIGN*** You're setting out again?
**[11:18] Touka**
The world's in danger, after all...
***SIGN*** I see.
***SIGN*** Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem.
***SIGN*** I hope it'll be of use to you.
**[11:27] Touka**
What's this thing?
**[11:28] Isaac**
An enchanted carriage.
**[11:30] Isaac**
It moves by infusing the magic crystal
in the driver's seat with mana.
**[11:35] Anri**
It moves with mana?!
**[11:37] Anri**
*So I'll be doing all the driving?!*
**[11:37] sign**
Shock
**[11:37] sign**
Mana Level 2
**[11:37] sign**
Mana Level 1
**[11:40] Touka**
Marguerite's not gonna see us off?
**[11:44] Isaac**
Her Highness is having her lessons
with another tutor over there.
**[11:49] Touka**
Oh, you're right.
**[11:52] Isaac**
She asked me to deliver this letter.
**[11:55] Marguerite**
*Touka, Yuna, Anri...*
**[11:58] Marguerite**
* If not for you, I might be*
* lost to the world right now.*
**[12:04] Marguerite**
* The gratitude I feel for you*
* cannot be expressed in words.*
**[12:07] Marguerite**
* Touka, when I learned that you*
* were not the real legendary hero,*
**[12:11] Marguerite**
*I was deeply hurt.*
**[12:14] Marguerite**
* But I will forever treasure*
* the memories I made with you.*
**[12:18] Marguerite**
*And once peace returns to the world,*
**[12:21] Marguerite**
*I hope to meet you in your true form.*
**[12:25] Touka**
"PS—I packed a present for you
in the trunk in the back."
**[12:30] Touka**
A present?!
**[12:35] Touka**
Marguerite!
**[12:36] Marguerite**
You need to take responsibility
for your lies!
**[12:40] Marguerite**
I'll be giving you the training you need
to become a true legendary hero!
**[12:45] Touka**
Aw, shucks! No way!
**[12:50] Marguerite**
*I've planned this all out perfectly!*
**[12:52] Yuna**
You don't think the princess
stashed herself in there, do you?
**[12:56] Yuna**
And the one who waved
to us was a body double?
**[12:59] Touka**
Don't be stupid!
**[13:00] Touka**
She'd never trick us like that!
**[13:03] Touka**
Don't you dare besmirch
the woman who saved your life!
**[13:07] Marguerite**
*No way...*
**[13:08] Yuna**
Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
**[13:11] Marguerite**
*They'll be so disappointed if they find me...*
**[13:15] sign**
Days later, they discovered her
on the verge of starvation.
**[13:21] sign**
Fifteen Days Out from the Capital
**[13:24] Touka**
Take that!
**[13:27] Marguerite**
You left yourself wide open.
**[13:29] Touka**
C-Can we give the training a rest?
**[13:32] Touka**
I don't need it.
**[13:33] Touka**
I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword
and smash any enemy we run into.
**[13:37] Yuna**
But you're back down
to a mana level of 3 now.
**[13:40] Touka**
Huh? Already?
**[13:41] Marguerite**
You're expending mana every day
to repair your body.
**[13:46] Marguerite**
It's impressive maintenance, considering.
**[13:48] Touka**
How many vials of soma drops
did you bring, Marguerite?
**[13:52] Marguerite**
Five.
**[13:53] Touka**
*This is bad!*
**[13:54] Touka**
* We gotta get to the Gates of Hell*
* and finish this journey fast!*
**[13:57] Marguerite**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[13:58] Marguerite**
It's dangerous to rely entirely
on soma drops.
**[14:01] Marguerite**
You need to learn how to fight without mana!
**[14:03] Touka**
If it comes down to it,
a good pitfall solves most problems.
**[14:07] Marguerite**
I won't allow you to fight
in such an unheroic way!
**[14:10] Yuna**
Touka is incapable of learning
anything he's not interested in.
**[14:13] Yuna**
He never learned to raise
anything that wasn't a radish.
**[14:16] Touka**
Because it's the perfect food!
Great to look at, great to eat!
**[14:19] Touka**
In life, a radish is all you need!
**[14:22] Touka**
Speaking of needing,
is it really okay for you to be with us?
**[14:25] Touka**
Can the capital get along without you?
**[14:26] Marguerite**
I'm sure Isaac will cover for me.
**[14:30] Marguerite**
And I believe it's best that I use
everything he taught me to save the world.
**[14:36] Touka**
Choosing to fight on
the front lines yourself...
**[14:39] Touka**
The brave princess takes after her father.
**[14:42] Touka**
The fate of the world rests
on your shoulders.
**[14:45] Yuna**
And yours too, right?
**[14:47] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[14:48] Anri**
We'll have fowl for dinner tonight!
**[14:50] Touka**
Great work!
**[14:51] Yuna**
It looks delicious!
**[14:53] Marguerite**
W-Wait!
**[14:54] Marguerite**
That's a letter from Siruela!
**[14:57] Siruela**
* The moment you slew*
* that high-rank devil the other day,*
**[15:01] Siruela**
* one of the court magicians spotted*
* an astral form flying to the northeast.*
**[15:06] Siruela**
* We believe the devil was being*
* controlled via possession necromancy*
**[15:09] Siruela**
* by someone other than Leland.*
* Perhaps a true necromancer.*
**[15:15] Siruela**
*It would be dangerous to leave them at large.*
**[15:18] Siruela**
* I'd like you to head northeast*
* and track down the necromancer.*
**[15:22] Touka**
Know anything about this, Anri?
**[15:24] Anri**
I don't know who was possessing that devil,
**[15:27] Anri**
but if another necromancer
managed to survive,
**[15:30] Anri**
there's a very good chance they want revenge
for what happened three years ago.
**[15:34] Touka**
I see.
**[15:37] Touka**
"Dear Siruela..."
**[15:38] Touka**
"Run your own investigations."
**[15:40] Touka**
And done!
**[15:41] Yuna**
"And done," my butt!
**[15:43] Touka**
I'm the legendary hero.
**[15:45] Touka**
Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first.
**[15:48] Touka**
I'm tired of fighting nudists
and weirdos with bone fetishes.
**[15:52] Touka**
I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff!
**[15:57] Yuna**
Well, fair enough.
**[16:00] sign**
Moaran
**[16:01] Touka**
Hang on a minute.
**[16:02] Touka**
What's all this?
**[16:04] Marguerite**
It's important that you
learn proper dinner etiquette.
**[16:07] Touka**
Everyone's staring at me.
**[16:09] Marguerite**
I need you to be a respectable
legendary hero, Touka.
**[16:12] Touka**
How come?
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Because I h-have to marry you!
**[16:17] Touka**
When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.
I'll be back in my original body—
**[16:20] Marguerite**
Once you save the world,
you *will* be a legendary hero!
**[16:24] Touka**
I was kinda planning on going
back to my old life.
**[16:28] Anri**
Indeed!
**[16:29] Anri**
Sir Touka means to live the
slow life with me!
**[16:31] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[16:32] Marguerite**
Surely you don't intend to defy the king!
**[16:35] Touka**
*Hey, what's going on here?*
**[16:37] Touka**
*Are beautiful girls fighting over me?!*
**[16:39] Touka**
*And over* me*, not Sion?!*
**[16:42] Touka**
*Well, golly gee!*
**[16:46] Touka**
Hang on a minute.
**[16:47] Touka**
How'd this become a tug-of-war
with the townspeople involved?!
**[16:50] Touka**
You're tearing me apart! Really!
**[16:55] Yuna**
Your Highness...
**[16:57] Yuna**
Do you really wanna marry Touka?
**[17:00] Marguerite**
W-Well, that *is* my royal duty...
**[17:03] Yuna**
Are you out of your mind?
**[17:05] Marguerite**
Touka is kind. He always smiles at me.
**[17:08] Marguerite**
He saved my life as well.
**[17:12] Yuna**
He saved your life...
**[17:14] Marguerite**
I'd be more than happy
to fulfill my duty with Touka.
**[17:19] Marguerite**
Might I inquire as to your own
feelings about Touka, Yuna?
**[17:24] Yuna**
I mostly can't ditch the guy,
no matter how hard I try.
**[17:27] Marguerite**
But after he collapsed,
you went after that devil immediately.
**[17:31] Marguerite**
Surely you wouldn't do that
over a man you felt nothing for...
**[17:34] Yuna**
Well, I kinda think of him
as a bratty little brother.
**[17:38] Marguerite**
Then you would have no objection
to my marrying Touka?
**[17:45] Yuna**
Wh-Why are you even asking me about this?
**[17:48] Yuna**
Why should I care what you do?
**[17:51] Marguerite**
* Surely you wouldn't do that*
* over a man you felt nothing for...*
**[17:55] Yuna**
*It's really not like that.*
**[18:05] Touka**
Hang on! I'm just here
to get something I left—
**[18:07] Yuna**
*These*, perhaps?!
**[18:08] Touka**
My stockings!
**[18:10] Touka**
Listen, they're all the rage
in hero's parties these days!
**[18:13] Yuna**
Stop using the hero's body
to do the strangest things!
**[18:16] Yuna**
You're getting on my nerves!
**[18:18] Touka**
Going on about the hero again...
**[18:19] Touka**
When are you gonna let that guy go?
**[18:21] Yuna**
He saved my life! I'll never let him go!
**[18:24] Yuna**
Meanwhile, you're never
around when I need you!
**[18:27] Yuna**
Just like three years ago!
**[18:28] Yuna**
You weren't there when I was in real trouble!
**[18:32] Yuna**
We're together all the time,
but you don't care what happens to me?
**[18:36] Touka**
Hey! Yuna!
**[18:39] Touka**
Don't you wanna put on clothes?
**[18:41] Yuna**
Why is he so obsessed with me?
**[18:44] Yuna**
It's so stupid!
**[18:46] Yuna**
Now that the princess has joined us,
they don't need me anyway.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Yuna**
If you don't wanna go home,
**[18:54] (Flashback) Yuna**
this can be your room.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Yuna**
And this one'll be mine.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Yuna**
I'll stay with you forever, Touka!
**[19:04] Yuna**
Even if I go back now...
**[19:08] Yuna**
Wh-What? Perverts!
**[19:10] Yuna**
But I'm dressed like a perv too...
**[19:13] Yuna**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[19:15] Yuna**
Th-There are so many perverts!
**[19:19] Yuna**
*It makes sense given how I'm dressed,*
**[19:22] Yuna**
*but that's still an awful lot of pervs...*
**[19:25] Yuna**
*My head hurts.*
**[19:27] Yuna**
*And where I got bit is on fire.*
**[19:31] Yuna**
* These townspeople...*
* They're not just perverts.*
**[19:34] Touka**
Yuna! You okay?!
**[19:36] Yuna**
Touka! What are you doing?
**[19:38] Touka**
What do you think?
You ran out in your underwear!
**[19:41] Touka**
Or is that your style now?
**[19:43] Yuna**
Hell no!
**[19:46] Touka**
Yuna, what's wrong?
**[19:48] Yuna**
I feel... hot all over...
**[19:51] Touka**
Really? When you're in your underwear?
**[19:53] Touka**
*Is she coming on to me?*
**[19:56] Touka**
* Stripping down to her undies, making me*
* chase her into some abandoned alleyway...*
**[20:01] Touka**
*Yeah, it's gotta be!*
**[20:03] Touka**
*Time to go all the way with Yuna!*
**[20:08] Touka**
*Huh?*
**[20:09] Touka**
*Wait... I'm in the hero's body.*
**[20:12] Touka**
* So if we do, it'll actually*
* be the hero doing it!*
**[20:15] Touka**
*Even dead, he's still getting in the way!*
**[20:18] Touka**
*Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard!*
**[20:22] Touka**
Damn it! The townsfolk
are a bunch of peeping toms!
**[20:26] Yuna**
Touka...
**[20:28] Yuna**
They aren't just normal townsfolk...
**[20:33] Touka**
Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong?
**[20:36] Yuna**
They bit me.
**[20:38] Touka**
They bit you?
**[20:41] Touka**
It doesn't look that bad.
**[20:45] Yuna**
*Wait, am I...*
**[20:48] Yuna**
Touka, revert the Sacred Sword.
**[20:50] Touka**
If I do that—
**[20:52] Yuna**
Just do it!
**[20:58] Touka**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[21:00] Yuna**
I'm sorry, Touka.
**[21:04] Yuna**
I think I'm turning into one of them.
**[21:09] Yuna**
So you have to run.
**[21:11] Touka**
Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
**[21:13] Yuna**
Just do it!
**[21:14] Yuna**
I was planning to leave you anyway.
**[21:17] Touka**
You were? Why?!
**[21:19] Yuna**
Because I don't want to be around you!
**[21:21] Yuna**
Because I don't like you anymore!
**[21:24] Yuna**
So get the hell away this instant!
**[21:27] Touka**
In your dreams!
**[21:30] Touka**
I don't care if you're a monster
or if you don't like me!
**[21:34] Touka**
None of that's any excuse
to leave you behind!
**[21:37] Yuna**
* Why? When I'm trying so hard*
* to drive him away...*
**[21:41] Touka**
Damn it...
**[21:43] Belarco**
Need a hand?
**[21:45] Belarco**
I'll do it if you'll admit
you're not the real hero.
**[21:49] Touka**
I dunno who you are,
but I admit it! So help me!
**[21:52] Belarco**
Very well.
**[21:54] Belarco**
Now burn the sight into your mind...
**[21:56] Belarco**
of the glorious polearm-wielding
Twin-Spear Belarco!
**[22:04] Touka**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[22:08] Belarco**
I sprained it.
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
# E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QMXE/the-legendary-hero-is-a-girl)
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**[00:03] Marguerite**
Anri! The magic crystals!
**[00:05] Anri**
Right!
**[00:06] Anri**
Weapons... Any weapons?
**[00:09] Anri**
Here!
**[00:10] Anri**
Ein Seil!
**[00:19] Marguerite**
Ein Fleurety!
**[00:27] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:39] sign**
THE
**[00:40] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:40] sign**
DARY
**[00:41] sign**
HERO
**[00:41] sign**
IS
**[00:42] sign**
DEAD
**[01:56] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
**[01:56] sign**
Episode 6
**[01:57] Anri**
That knocked the zombies out?
**[01:59] Marguerite**
It's not an especially powerful spell.
**[02:02] Marguerite**
Is something odd about that?
**[02:04] Anri**
It means there's no necromancy in play.
**[02:07] Touka**
Hey, make sure you guys don't get bit!
**[02:10] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[02:12] Touka**
If they bite you, you become
a monster like them.
**[02:16] Anri**
What's wrong with Dame Yuna?
**[02:18] Touka**
Oh, uh, she was hanging out in her undies
after the bath and got chilly!
**[02:23] Anri**
Indeed, it would be terrible
to leave her in that state.
**[02:26] Touka**
* I dunno what'll happen if they find out*
* Yuna's turning into a monster...*
**[02:31] Touka**
* Don't worry.*
* I'll protect you, no matter what!*
**[02:34] Anri**
What do we do next?
**[02:37] Marguerite**
If we wish to leave town, it's quite
a ways to the enchanted carriage.
**[02:41] Anri**
And there's no guarantee we'll reach it
without getting bit.
**[02:45] Touka**
I was planning on staying here anyway.
**[02:47] Touka**
At least until we find the cause
of this chaos and resolve it!
**[02:50] Anri**
Sir Touka! You're taking
your duties seriously!
**[02:53] Marguerite**
You're just like a true legendary hero!
**[02:55] Belarco**
Then we should head to the mayor's mansion.
**[02:58] Belarco**
Survivors are there.
**[03:01] Anri/Marguerite**
Who are you?
**[03:03] Crowd 1**
What do we do now?!
**[03:04] Crowd 2**
Are we all going to be bitten
and become monsters?
**[03:07] Dott**
Calm down already!
**[03:09] sign**
Dott Burns
Mayor
**[03:09] Dott**
There's absolutely nothing to worry about!
**[03:13] Dott**
There's a sturdy wall around this mansion!
**[03:16] Dott**
No one can get in!
**[03:17] Citizen**
Someone got in!
**[03:18] Dott**
What?!
**[03:20] Citizen**
Sion the hero!
**[03:24] Citizen 3**
Mr. Hero!
**[03:26] Citizen 4**
The legendary hero's come to save us!
**[03:29] Colin**
What are *they* doing here?
**[03:31] Colin**
I thought we'd given them the slip!
**[03:33] Touka**
Hey, aren't you two...
**[03:35] Touka**
Just my imagination.
**[03:39] Colin**
Th-That woman...
**[03:44] Colin**
Your lady friend there seems
a bit under the weather.
**[03:48] Colin**
She didn't... get *bit*, did she?
**[03:52] Colin**
Maybe we should check. Just to be sure.
**[03:55] Touka**
Sh-She's just caught a cold!
**[03:58] Touka**
She hasn't been bitten!
You don't need to check!
**[04:00] Colin**
Judging by your reaction...
**[04:01] Colin**
She's infected, right?
**[04:04] Colin**
We can't give anyone special treatment,
not even a companion of the hero!
**[04:08] Colin**
Anyone bitten needs to die,
or they'll put us all in danger!
**[04:13] Citizens**
He's right! Kill her!
**[04:14] Citizens**
Isn't the hero's job to protect us?!
**[04:17] Colin**
Hey, no worries.
**[04:19] Colin**
I'll do it for you.
**[04:24] Colin**
* Never thought I'd get my revenge*
* this quickly.*
**[04:27] Colin**
*Talk about good luck!*
**[04:28] Touka**
Ein Grendel!
**[04:32] Touka**
If you lay a single finger on her...
**[04:36] Touka**
I'll kill you where you stand.
**[04:38] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[04:38] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[04:40] Marguerite**
Is it true, then, that Yuna was...
**[04:42] Citizen**
Mr. Hero! I thought you were here to save us!
**[04:47] Touka**
Shut up!
**[04:48] Touka**
Are you telling me if your
loved ones turned into monsters,
**[04:51] Touka**
you'd be willing to kill 'em just like that?
**[04:54] Touka**
Well, not me!
**[04:56] Touka**
I'll protect Yuna, no matter
who I have to fight to do it!
**[04:59] Marguerite**
Touka! Sheath your sword and calm yourself!
**[05:02] Touka**
You're against me too, Marguerite?!
**[05:04] Marguerite**
Of course not!
**[05:05] Marguerite**
But take a look around you!
**[05:07] Marguerite**
You're putting all of these people in danger!
**[05:13] Anri**
Why did you hide it from us?
**[05:15] Anri**
You must know that we would
never abandon Dame Yuna.
**[05:19] Touka**
Sorry. I freaked myself out about it, and...
**[05:25] Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:27] Touka**
Stop it!
**[05:28] Citizen A**
It's too late!
**[05:29] Citizen B**
Someone kill her already!
**[05:31] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[05:32] Touka**
Stay back! You'll get bit!
**[05:34] Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:35] Touka**
Please, Yuna! Wake up!
**[05:40] Anri**
I'll give it a try.
**[05:41] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[05:49] Citizen B**
Sh-She stopped...
**[05:52] Anri**
Dame Yuna merely has a cold.
**[05:54] Anri**
Isn't that right?
**[05:56] Citizen A**
Whew, you scared me there!
**[05:58] Citizen B**
That wasn't funny at all, Mr. Hero!
**[06:03] Touka**
What's going on here, Anri?
**[06:05] Touka**
How can you control Yuna with necromancy?
**[06:08] Touka**
Don't tell me she's dea—
**[06:10] Anri**
No, look at Miss Yuna's head with this.
**[06:13] Anri**
It's Ein Bidiel.
**[06:19] Touka/Marguerite**
Ein Bidiel?
**[06:22] Anri**
I acquired this crystal in the capital.
**[06:24] Anri**
It lets you perceive others' mana levels.
**[06:27] Anri**
More precisely, it grants perception
of formless things like mana and souls.
**[06:31] Marguerite**
I see Yuna's soul, mana wall, and...
**[06:35] Touka**
What's that wrapped around it?
**[06:37] Anri**
The spell responsible for
the sudden change in her behavior.
**[06:40] Anri**
It's likely suppressing her soul,
stripping away her reason,
**[06:44] Anri**
and making her act like a monster.
**[06:46] Touka**
Which means Yuna's still in there,
and she's still alive?
**[06:51] Anri**
Indeed.
**[06:53] Touka**
I'm so glad.
**[06:55] Touka**
Then why'd the necromancy work?
**[06:56] Anri**
The spell seems to weaken the target's soul,
**[07:00] Anri**
leaving them in a corpse-like state.
**[07:03] Anri**
I'm so relieved it worked!
**[07:05] Touka**
You weren't *sure* it would?!
**[07:07] Marguerite**
If this is the doing of magic,
**[07:09] Marguerite**
then stealing or destroying
the caster's crystal
**[07:11] Marguerite**
should return Yuna to normal.
**[07:13] Touka**
You mean it?!
**[07:14] Touka**
Okay! Then let's find the caster, fast!
**[07:18] Marguerite**
Wait!
**[07:19] Marguerite**
It's not safe to go out in the dark
with all those zombies around!
**[07:23] Anri**
It would be wise to be patient.
We should wait until dawn.
**[07:26] Touka**
Can you really keep control
of Yuna until then?
**[07:29] Anri**
It's true that I cannot use
remote necromancy while asleep.
**[07:33] Anri**
So I shall use possession necromancy
to take over her body.
**[07:38] Touka**
You're going to possess Yuna?
**[07:40] Anri**
If remote necromancy works,
possession necromancy surely will as well.
**[07:44] sign**
Anri's Soul
**[07:44] sign**
Yuna's Soul
**[07:44] Anri**
I don't think the enemy's spell
will take notice of my soul inside her,
**[07:49] Anri**
as two souls in one body
is a most unusual circumstance.
**[07:55] Touka**
Anri.
**[07:57] Touka**
Let *me* possess Yuna.
**[08:00] Touka**
If you do it, you won't be able to
use your remote necromancy, right?
**[08:04] Anri**
Indeed, I cannot use other forms
of necromancy outside my own body.
**[08:08] Touka**
I figured as much.
**[08:09] Touka**
And since your remote necromancy
works on infected people,
**[08:13] Touka**
having you possess someone else
isn't a smart move.
**[08:16] Anri**
But with your mana level, you won't be
able to withstand possession necromancy.
**[08:20] Touka**
I'll use some soma drops, then!
**[08:23] Marguerite**
You can't! They're far too precious!
**[08:26] Touka**
Aren't you a princess?
How'd you get so stingy?
**[08:29] Touka**
What's the point in having a bunch
left over after we save the world?
**[08:33] Marguerite**
But I could possess Yuna as well!
**[08:35] Touka**
And if someone who knows Yuna happens to
show up, could you play her effectively?
**[08:40] Touka**
Well, I could!
**[08:42] Touka**
I know everything about her.
**[08:45] Touka**
Don't worry.
**[08:46] Touka**
I've got no ulterior motives here!
**[08:48] Touka**
You gotta trust me.
**[08:50] Touka**
This is the best way to save Yuna!
**[08:54] Anri**
Very well.
**[08:55] Anri**
I'll allow you to possess her.
**[08:58] Anri**
Are you ready?
**[09:00] Touka**
Yeah.
**[09:02] Anri**
*Possession necromancy!*
**[09:09] Anri**
Are you all right?
**[09:16] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm just fine.
**[09:17] Touka (Yuna)**
It went off without a hitch.
**[09:18] Touka (Yuna)**
Gonna take some getting used to, though.
**[09:22] Touka (Yuna)**
*Now Yuna's thighs belong to me!*
**[09:25] Marguerite**
Touka! What are you doing?!
**[09:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Uh, just checking for any more bite marks!
**[09:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I haven't discovered any injuries yet, but...
**[09:33] Marguerite**
Oh, I see.
**[09:35] Marguerite**
I thought for a moment you
had more illicit intentions...
**[09:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite.
**[09:40] Touka (Yuna)**
You really think I'd do something
so lousy in this situation?
**[09:44] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm just doing this to protect Yuna!
**[09:47] Marguerite**
F-Forgive me.
**[09:50] Touka**
*That was close! Be careful, dude!*
**[09:52] Touka**
* You'll get your chance for*
* a nice long look at her thighs later!*
**[09:55] Touka**
*Be subtle. Be natural...*
**[09:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, guess I better take a bath before bed!
**[10:01] Touka (Yuna)**
All that running's worked up a sweat!
**[10:04] Touka**
*That should do it!*
**[10:06] Marguerite**
Oh, in that case...
**[10:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what's all this?
**[10:11] Marguerite**
I thought Yuna would be embarrassed
to learn that you bathed her.
**[10:14] Anri**
So we'll scrub you up and down!
**[10:17] Touka**
* Damn it! I can't see her thighs*
* with this blindfold on!*
**[10:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Eek!
**[10:21] Marguerite**
Are you all right?
**[10:23] Marguerite**
Did we aggravate your injury?
**[10:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah, I'm okay...
**[10:27] Touka**
*What's with this sensation?!*
**[10:29] Touka**
*Is this what a woman's body is like?*
**[10:31] Touka**
*Man, this is way over the top!*
**[10:34] Touka (Yuna)**
A-Aren't you scrubbing a little hard?
**[10:36] Anri**
It's the only way to get the dirt off.
**[10:39] Touka**
*I can't enjoy Yuna's thighs like this!*
**[10:42] Touka (Yuna)**
Stop it, you guys!
**[10:45] Marguerite**
Oh, don't be shy!
**[10:46] Anri**
You'll feel much better with
all the sweat washed off!
**[10:50] Touka**
*Damn, I couldn't even focus on her thighs!*
**[10:54] Marguerite**
Shall we get some rest, then?
**[10:57] Marguerite**
The mayor reserved us each a room.
**[11:04] Touka**
*At last!*
**[11:06] Touka**
*Yuna's thighs are all mine!*
**[11:10] Touka**
*Who is it now?!*
**[11:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-What now?
**[11:16] Marguerite**
We decided it might be best to
sleep in the same room, just in case.
**[11:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But you can't share a room with a guy!
**[11:23] Anri**
I feel safe with you, Sir Touka!
**[11:26] Marguerite**
And... I... have no objection either.
**[11:30] Marguerite**
After all, you're currently in Yuna's body.
**[11:37] Touka**
*The hell is this situation?*
**[11:41] Touka**
*Wait, duh! Talk about a lucky break!*
**[11:45] Touka**
* I can enjoy Yuna's and Marguerite's*
* thighs at the same time!*
**[11:49] sign**
Faromian Binding Technique:
Instant Binding
**[11:51] Touka (Yuna)**
Huh?
**[11:52] Marguerite**
A natural part of a princess's education.
**[11:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-Why?
**[11:57] Marguerite**
I wish to protect Yuna
just as much as you do.
**[12:01] Touka (Yuna)**
What?!
**[12:04] Citizen**
Hey! Look!
**[12:20] Belarco**
It's begun.
**[12:21] Touka (Yuna)**
What was that sound?!
**[12:24] Marguerite**
The wall has been destroyed!
**[12:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, Anri, wake up!
**[12:28] Touka (Yuna)**
We're under attack!
**[12:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Wake the hell up, damn it!
**[12:35] Citizen**
This way!
**[12:38] Colin**
They finally made it in, eh?
**[12:43] Colin**
This should liven things up a bit.
**[12:45] Neigan**
Hey, don't kill them!
**[12:47] Neigan**
They can still be returned to normal.
**[12:49] Colin**
Oh, really?
**[12:51] Colin**
Whoops! That was my double.
**[12:54] Colin**
Touching it will give you a shock.
**[12:58] Colin**
Don't worry. He's not dead... probably.
**[13:02] Colin**
Anyway, wanna get a load
of the mayor in the throes of despair...
**[13:06] Colin**
Neigan?
**[13:10] Anri**
I'm too sleepy, Sir Touka.
**[13:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Quit sulking!
**[13:15] Touka (Yuna)**
See? They made it all the way
here 'cause you're so slow!
**[13:18] Marguerite**
There are so many.
**[13:19] Marguerite**
It will be difficult to break through
without harming them.
**[13:24] Anri**
*Remote necromancy!*
**[13:27] Anri**
I can hold them with necromancy.
**[13:31] Colin**
Found you!
**[13:33] Dott**
Please, help me!
**[13:36] Colin**
You need help?
**[13:38] Colin**
I thought you said this mansion was safe!
**[13:41] Dott**
There's a safe place close to here!
**[13:42] Dott**
I'll show you the way!
**[13:45] Neigan**
Not good! That's a devil!
**[13:47] Neigan**
We need to save him!
**[13:48] Colin**
Save him?
**[13:50] Colin**
Stop joking around, Neigan.
**[13:53] Colin**
That's the legendary hero's job.
**[13:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey! Someone's in trouble!
**[13:57] Anri**
We're too far away to help him!
**[14:00] Marguerite**
Don't worry. We can make it.
**[14:03] Anri**
The magic crystal for shooting chunks of ice?
**[14:05] Anri**
But it isn't very powerful, is it?
**[14:08] Marguerite**
No, which is why I'll use this.
**[14:11] Marguerite**
This enchanted bow can concentrate
spell effects into arrows.
**[14:18] Marguerite**
Ein Fleurety!
**[14:26] Dott**
I'm saved...
**[14:29] Colin**
Is there really somewhere safe to go?
**[14:32] Dott**
Yes. It's this way!
**[14:44] Belarco**
You made it, impostor hero.
**[14:47] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't tell me *he's* our safety net.
**[14:50] Belarco**
I see. Is it finally my—
**[14:53] Dott**
Nah, he's got nothing to do with anything.
**[14:55] Dott**
It's that room there!
**[15:09] Dott**
Well? What do you think
of my steel-reinforced room?!
**[15:12] Touka (Yuna)**
It's even got cannons!
**[15:14] Dott**
That's right!
**[15:15] Dott**
We can mount attacks in any direction!
**[15:22] Dott**
You see?
**[15:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Idiot! Now they know right where we are!
**[15:26] Dott**
So what if they do?
**[15:28] Dott**
We're totally safe in this room!
**[15:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Did you forget they breached the wall?
**[15:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Even if we're safe, we're the only ones left!
**[15:41] Dott**
It's all over!
**[15:43] Touka**
*This mayor really sucks.*
**[15:45] Dott**
I first heard the news three days ago.
Only a few people were affected...
**[15:50] Dott**
But I did nothing to stop it
and let life go on as always.
**[15:55] Dott**
I never thought it would turn
into a crisis in just a few days!
**[16:01] Marguerite**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[16:04] Marguerite**
We shall return them all to normal.
**[16:08] Dott**
Wait, you...
**[16:09] Dott**
Aren't you...
**[16:11] Dott**
the princess?
**[16:12] Marguerite**
O-Of course not!
**[16:14] Marguerite**
Pure mistaken identity.
**[16:16] Dott**
I'm sure you don't remember me,
**[16:19] Dott**
but we met once when you were very young.
**[16:22] Dott**
I would never mistake that beauty mark!
**[16:25] sign**
Faromian Ultimate Disguise Technique:
Mole Clone Technique
**[16:25] Marguerite**
I have another over here!
**[16:28] Dott**
Oh, excuse me! I suppose it's
mistaken identity after all.
**[16:31] Neigan**
She drew it on.
**[16:32] Colin**
Totally drew it on.
**[16:33] Colin**
Wait, so that's really her?
**[16:35] Marguerite**
A-Anyway, if there are
devils attacking as well,
**[16:39] Marguerite**
is it possible that a devil is also
behind the spell affecting the townspeople?
**[16:45] Anri**
Indeed.
**[16:46] Anri**
And a spell of this scale suggests
a high-rank one, at that.
**[16:51] Touka (Yuna)**
A high-rank devil?
**[16:52] Touka (Yuna)**
If it's like the one we fought
in the capital, this is gonna be tricky...
**[16:56] Touka (Yuna)**
Wait.
**[16:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, did you grab Leland's
X-ray spell crystal?
**[17:01] Anri**
I did.
**[17:04] Touka**
Ein Togras!
**[17:06] Marguerite**
Touka?!
**[17:07] Marguerite**
This is hardly the time or place!
**[17:09] Touka (Yuna)**
U-Uh, my mistake!
**[17:10] Touka (Yuna)**
I meant to search for the devil!
**[17:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Still, it's pretty tricky...
**[17:17] Touka (Yuna)**
If I use too much mana,
I see through *everything*...
**[17:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on. What if I use it
with the mana-seeing crystal?
**[17:25] Touka (Yuna)**
That'll do!
**[17:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Now I can see where they all are!
**[17:28] Anri**
Very impressive, Sir Touka!
**[17:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I can make out three nonhumans for sure.
**[17:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Is the brightest one a high-rank devil?
**[17:37] Touka (Yuna)**
A quick glance around revealed three devils.
**[17:39] Touka (Yuna)**
We've got the four of us,
**[17:42] Touka (Yuna)**
the two of them,
**[17:43] Touka (Yuna)**
and the mayor.
**[17:44] Touka (Yuna)**
That's seven of us in total.
**[17:46] Belarco**
Hey. You forgot about me.
**[17:49] Touka (Yuna)**
If we know where they are,
we can come up with an ambush, right?
**[17:53] Colin**
Huh? Why should we help?
**[17:55] Colin**
Sorry, but we're not a part of this!
**[17:58] Touka (Yuna)**
By the way, aren't you...
**[17:59] Colin**
*Crud! She* does *remember us from the capital!*
**[18:02] Colin**
Look, it wasn't my fault!
**[18:04] Colin**
I was just following Leland's orders!
**[18:07] Marguerite**
As I thought...
**[18:08] Marguerite**
You were working with Leland, then?
**[18:11] Colin**
Y-Yeah...
**[18:14] Colin**
I guess that means
you really are the princess.
**[18:17] Colin**
What are you gonna do about it?
**[18:20] Marguerite**
Your involvement in the capital
incident is absolutely unforgivable.
**[18:26] Marguerite**
But desperate times call
for desperate measures.
**[18:28] Marguerite**
We need every set of hands available.
**[18:31] Marguerite**
If you help us save this town,
**[18:34] Marguerite**
I shall use my authority
to guarantee you clemency.
**[18:39] Neigan**
I-I...
**[18:41] Neigan**
If she's giving us a chance to atone,
**[18:44] Neigan**
I think we'd better take it.
**[18:48] Colin**
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
**[18:50] Colin**
We just gotta help, right?
**[18:58] Touka (Yuna)**
Below us!
**[19:04] Mayor**
They attacked from below?
**[19:06] Mayor**
How'd they know where we were?!
**[19:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Because you fired that damn cannon!
**[19:11] Adele**
Sion the hero...
**[19:13] Adele**
So you *are* here.
**[19:19] Adele**
I've done it.
**[19:21] Anri**
It's not an issue.
**[19:23] Anri**
He can regenerate from standard attacks.
**[19:26] Adele**
It didn't work?
**[19:28] Adele**
Why didn't it work?
**[19:37] Touka (Yuna)**
It blows up anything it touches!
**[19:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Not good!
**[19:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite!
**[19:46] sign**
Faromian Undressing Technique:
Molted Shell
**[19:48] Marguerite**
If not for Isaac's teachings,
I could have died there!
**[19:51] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell was that old man thinking?!
**[19:53] Touka**
*But thanks, bro!*
**[19:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! Let's get outside for now!
**[20:03] Colin**
Sorry, that was my double.
**[20:06] Colin**
There's one down.
**[20:08] Touka (Yuna)**
You okay?
**[20:10] Marguerite**
Yes.
**[20:11] Marguerite**
A true princess must be capable
of enduring far greater levels of shame!
**[20:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Your *lack* of shame seems
pretty unprincesslike to me!
**[20:17] Colin**
To survive an explosion spell,
it must be pretty tough.
**[20:23] Belarco**
I'll take care of this one...
**[20:25] Belarco**
by sending it to the next world.
**[20:27] Colin**
You'll "take care of it"?
**[20:28] Colin**
It's already on its last legs!
**[20:33] Touka (Yuna)**
They're turning on each other?
**[20:35] Marguerite**
No, that must be...
**[20:42] Touka (Yuna)**
On its last legs, my ass!
**[20:43] Touka (Yuna)**
It's alive and kicking!
**[20:47] Marguerite**
Its behavior is totally different now!
**[20:49] Marguerite**
Could it be...
**[20:50] Anri**
Indeed, no doubt about it.
**[20:51] Anri**
This is the same spell
affecting the townspeople!
**[20:54] Touka (Yuna)**
So that high-rank devil is the caster?!
**[20:59] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, enlarge the hero's sword
and crush the damn thing!
**[21:03] Anri**
Very well!
**[21:06] Anri**
What? It's not working.
**[21:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't be stupid!
**[21:09] Touka (Yuna)**
You just gotta imagine it getting big.
**[21:12] Anri**
That's what I'm doing, but it's not working.
**[21:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Here, let me show you.
**[21:17] Touka (Yuna)**
Just stick the thing out
and imagine it growing.
**[21:24] Touka (Yuna)**
See? Easy.
**[21:26] Anri**
Wow! Very impressive, Sir Touka!
**[21:29] Marguerite**
Why can you use the Sacred Sword?
**[21:32] Touka (Yuna)**
What do you mean?
**[21:33] Touka (Yuna)**
I've been using it this whole damn time.
**[21:36] Marguerite**
But you're currently in Yuna's body.
**[21:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you're right.
**[21:43] Touka (Yuna)**
What's that about?
**[21:45] sign**
Next Time
**[21:46] sign**
A New Legendary Hero
**[23:16] Milly**
Hey. You all right?
**[23:21] Belarco**
I'm fine.
**[23:23] Milly**
I think you were carried here from the city.
**[23:26] Belarco**
The people there have
all turned into monsters.
**[23:30] Milly**
I see.
**[23:31] Milly**
Well, I guess I'd better do something.
**[23:35] Milly**
After all, I'm the legendary hero!
# E7 - A New Legendary Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z59N/a-new-legendary-hero)
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**[00:01] Touka (Yuna)**
Why can I use the Sacred Sword
in Yuna's body?
**[00:04] Anri**
I do not know.
**[00:05] Marguerite**
You've been chosen.
**[00:06] Marguerite**
You've become the true legendary hero, Touka.
**[00:10] Touka (Yuna)**
Me? The hero?
**[00:12] Marguerite**
Which means I can fulfill
my royal duty as well.
**[00:15] Marguerite**
So let us wed at once! Right this instant!
**[00:18] Touka (Yuna)**
What are you, stupid?
**[00:19] Touka (Yuna)**
No freaking way can I just
get married like that!
**[00:22] Marguerite**
But it is my duty!
**[00:23] Marguerite**
Or are you going to abandon me
the way the last hero did?
**[00:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, I don't want that either...
**[00:29] Touka (Yuna)**
L-Look, now that I'm
really the legendary hero,
**[00:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got a more important mission
to deal with first.
**[00:34] Marguerite**
A more important mission?
**[00:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah, that's right.
**[00:37] Touka**
* Until I complete my mission of enjoying*
* the thighs of beautiful girls the world over,*
**[00:41] Touka**
*I can't possibly settle down!*
**[00:43] Touka (Yuna)**
And at this *particular* moment...
**[00:45] Touka (Yuna)**
We're in battle!
**[00:46] Touka (Yuna)**
That thing's still going?!
**[00:49] Anri**
The high-rank devil's spell must
have sent it into a berserker fury.
**[00:53] Anri**
Which means...
**[00:54] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[00:55] Anri**
Finish it!
**[01:00] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[01:12] sign**
THE
**[01:13] sign**
LEGEN
**[01:13] sign**
DARY
**[01:14] sign**
HERO
**[01:14] sign**
IS
**[01:15] sign**
DEAD
**[02:29] sign**
A New Legendary Hero
**[02:29] sign**
Episode 7
**[02:34] Colin**
Ein Furfur.
**[02:38] Colin**
And now...
**[02:40] Colin**
The finish!
**[02:43] Neigan**
The high-rank devil disappeared.
**[02:46] Colin**
It looked pretty freaked out
when it attacked the hero.
**[02:49] Colin**
Maybe it tossed the mid-rank devil
out as a distraction and fled?
**[02:53] Colin**
Either way, let's get down there and search.
**[02:58] Neigan**
Colin!
**[02:58] Colin**
Shit! You gotta be kidding me!
**[03:00] Touka (Yuna)**
What happened?
**[03:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Get out! Close the door!
**[03:07] Touka (Yuna)**
There's a ton of 'em down there!
**[03:09] Marguerite**
Do you mean to say they're being controlled
rather than mindlessly rampaging?
**[03:13] Touka (Yuna)**
No...
**[03:14] Touka (Yuna)**
I think they're attracted
by sound and voices.
**[03:17] Colin**
Forget that crap!
**[03:18] Colin**
We gotta find and kill that
high-rank devil ASAP!
**[03:21] Anri**
There it is!
**[03:24] Adele**
My power failed to work
on the legendary hero.
**[03:26] Adele**
And that necromancer as well...
**[03:31] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! I missed!
**[03:32] Colin**
The hell are you doing?
**[03:34] Colin**
I'm not becoming a monster today...
**[03:36] Colin**
We can't let that thing get away!
**[03:39] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you jerk!
**[03:40] Anri**
It's my turn now, right?
**[03:43] Colin**
That's it! I'll finish you!
**[03:47] Diego**
Don't bully my girl that way.
**[03:51] Diego**
You've got me on the verge of tears.
**[03:55] Touka (Yuna)**
What're you doing on that horse?
**[03:57] Dott**
It turns out horses don't get
infected! Great news, eh?
**[04:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't tell me... You're the mayor!
You're running away?!
**[04:03] Dott**
You bet I am.
**[04:06] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey! Wait, damn it!
**[04:08] Neigan**
Hang in there!
**[04:09] Marguerite**
We need to stop the bleeding!
**[04:15] Touka (Yuna)**
White hair and red eyes...
**[04:17] Touka (Yuna)**
That guy's a necromancer?
**[04:19] Anri**
That's Sir Diego!
**[04:21] Diego**
Hey there, Anri, Hero.
**[04:23] Diego**
So glad to see you both again.
**[04:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I dunno who the hell you are.
**[04:27] Diego**
Come now, you were there too.
**[04:30] Diego**
I'm aggrieved that you forgot the night
we spent together in the capital.
**[04:35] Anri**
Sir Diego, were you the one inhabiting
the high-rank devil that night?
**[04:39] Touka (Yuna)**
Oh, right, the guy possessing
the devil I beat...
**[04:42] Diego**
You're not the one who beat me.
**[04:45] Diego**
Or were you the one inside the hero, then?
**[04:48] Diego**
So the hero's dead, is he?
**[04:50] Diego**
The slayer of the hero
who defeated the Dark Lord...
**[04:53] Diego**
Just who are you?
**[04:55] Anri**
This is Sir Touka!
**[04:56] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on a minute! That was an accident!
**[04:58] Diego**
You certainly seemed overwhelmingly
powerful that night...
**[05:02] Diego**
But you're only mana level 4, eh?
**[05:05] Touka**
*It's dropped that much?!*
**[05:07] Touka**
* 'Cause I got carried away using*
* the Sacred Sword and spells and stuff?!*
**[05:10] Touka (Yuna)**
W-Well, when you get as good as me,
**[05:12] Touka (Yuna)**
you can draw out that much power
with just mana level 4!
**[05:15] Anri**
No, Sir Touka uses potions
to increase his level.
**[05:18] Anri**
His native mana level is 1.
**[05:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Why'd you tell him that?!
**[05:23] Diego**
Mana level 1? Like an insect or a fish?
**[05:27] Anri**
I'm afraid Sir Touka's talents
cannot be quantified with mana level.
**[05:33] Diego**
So if he killed the hero, does that mean
he agrees with our goal?
**[05:38] Anri**
Your goal?
**[05:40] Anri**
Revenge for three years ago?
**[05:42] Diego**
Yeah, we want revenge.
**[05:45] Diego**
It's been four months since the seal
on the Gates of Hell dissolved.
**[05:49] Diego**
Soon, its miasma will permeate these lands.
**[05:52] Diego**
In the name of revenge,
**[05:54] Diego**
we'll bring death to the humans
**[05:57] Diego**
and fill this world with their corpses!
**[06:01] Anri**
Are there any other surviving necromancers?
**[06:04] Diego**
Oh, yes.
**[06:05] Diego**
Seeing you alive, Anri, made me cry with joy.
**[06:08] Diego**
Let's all work together to get our revenge.
**[06:12] Anri**
I fear I cannot do that.
**[06:14] Anri**
I made a promise to the legendary hero.
**[06:17] Anri**
A promise to save the world.
**[06:19] Diego**
Huh? You're kidding, right?
**[06:22] Touka (Yuna)**
Now, now.
**[06:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Revenge is a nasty business, man.
Just call it off.
**[06:26] Touka (Yuna)**
I heard about folks treating necromancers
as devils and killing 'em off three years ago.
**[06:31] Touka (Yuna)**
But you could probably talk it out
now and come to terms.
**[06:35] Touka (Yuna)**
I can even use the hero's form
to help convince the king of it!
**[06:40] Marguerite**
I, too, shall offer my royal aid!
**[06:43] Diego**
Talk it out?
**[06:46] Diego**
What an absolutely ridiculous thought!
**[06:48] Diego**
If you people would listen,
**[06:50] Diego**
that slaughter three years ago
never would've happened!
**[06:53] Diego**
It was you people—you humans—
who refused to hear us out.
**[06:59] Diego**
But I'll agree that talk is important...
**[07:01] Diego**
That's how we managed to forge
an alliance with the devils.
**[07:07] Anri**
You've lost your mind!
**[07:08] Anri**
Have you forgotten our time in Hell?
**[07:11] Anri**
The devils are our true enemies!
**[07:13] Diego**
Sorry, Anri.
**[07:14] Diego**
Our enemies are the humans.
**[07:17] Diego**
Ein Andromalius.
**[07:20] Touka (Yuna)**
An eyeball?
**[07:21] Diego**
To use necromancy, you have to
know where your target is.
**[07:27] Diego**
This spell lets me locate a target,
no matter how far away they are.
**[07:33] Diego**
Come to me now, my frenzied masses!
**[07:36] Diego**
But deep down, they're law-abiding citizens!
**[07:38] Diego**
Dare you kill them?!
**[07:42] Touka (Yuna)**
He's gotta be almost out of mana, right?
**[07:44] Anri**
No.
**[07:45] Anri**
He isn't, Sir Touka.
**[07:46] Anri**
Necromancers aren't like ordinary humans.
**[07:49] Touka (Yuna)**
But even if his mana level's high,
he's gotta hit a limit eventually, right?
**[07:52] Touka (Yuna)**
Even you run out.
**[07:54] Anri**
I'm considered a failure among necromancers.
**[08:00] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell is his mana level?!
**[08:02] Anri**
The upper limit in humans is level 10.
**[08:04] Anri**
But necromancers, with bodies adapted
to the conditions of Hell,
**[08:08] Anri**
can far outstrip that.
**[08:10] Anri**
Diego's mana level is 40.
**[08:14] Touka**
F-Forty?!
**[08:16] Colin**
But it never pulled out my needle.
**[08:19] Colin**
Ein Furfur!
**[08:21] Diego**
Ein Vampyr.
**[08:23] Adele**
I thank you, Lord Diego.
**[08:26] Diego**
What were you thinking, you pathetic whore?!
**[08:28] Adele**
Forgive me!
**[08:30] Diego**
Get the hell out of here until this is over!
**[08:33] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[08:34] Anri**
They're coming!
**[08:36] Touka**
* No idea how long a level 4*
* Sacred Sword will hold out, but...*
**[08:40] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[08:43] Diego**
Yes, I see!
**[08:45] Diego**
Well, then...
**[08:47] Diego**
If you're the problem here,
I'd better clear you out first.
**[08:50] Touka**
*Yeah, figures he'd come after me.*
**[08:53] Touka**
*Damn...*
**[08:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Hold on a minute!
**[08:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Surely you have questions, right?
**[08:58] Touka (Yuna)**
How can a guy who's not the legendary
hero use the Sacred Sword?
**[09:03] Diego**
Yes, I suppose I do.
**[09:05] Diego**
The legendary hero is dead.
**[09:07] Diego**
I would understand if you were
still inhabiting his corpse, but...
**[09:10] Diego**
Who exactly are you?
**[09:12] Touka**
* I dunno why I can use*
* the Sacred Sword either...*
**[09:16] Touka**
*But now I've got your attention!*
**[09:17] Touka (Yuna)**
You said you wanted revenge, right?
**[09:20] Touka (Yuna)**
I bet you're riding pretty high,
getting the devils on your side and all.
**[09:23] Touka (Yuna)**
But there's one major change
compared to three years ago.
**[09:27] Touka (Yuna)**
And that would be me.
**[09:31] Touka (Yuna)**
Remember what Anri said?
**[09:33] Touka (Yuna)**
My talents can't be
quantified with mana level.
**[09:36] Touka (Yuna)**
I killed the legendary hero,
I can use the guy's Sacred Sword,
**[09:39] Touka (Yuna)**
and I even put a stop to Leland.
**[09:42] Touka (Yuna)**
You know why that is?
**[09:44] Touka (Yuna)**
The answer's simple.
**[09:46] Touka (Yuna)**
I wield the ultimate power,
greater even than magic...
**[09:49] Touka (Yuna)**
The power of lushighs.
**[09:51] Marguerite**
*"Luscious thighs"?*
**[09:53] Marguerite**
* If you're going to bluff, at least*
* come up with a more believable name!*
**[09:57] Diego**
The power of lushighs?
**[09:58] Anri**
I knew it!
**[10:00] Marguerite**
*They both bought it!*
**[10:02] Marguerite**
*Is he spinning this bluff to some other end?*
**[10:05] Marguerite**
*Or is he just trying to buy time?*
**[10:07] Touka (Yuna)**
There's no way you can beat me like this.
**[10:10] Touka (Yuna)**
But if you restore the people
this instant, I'll spare you.
**[10:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Lushigh-wielders like me
are quite magnanimous, you see.
**[10:18] Diego**
I'll admit you *are* an unknown.
**[10:21] Diego**
It would be unwise to recklessly
throw myself into battle with you.
**[10:25] Diego**
But...
**[10:26] Diego**
I can always decide to withdraw after
that wall breaks down, can't I?
**[10:32] Diego**
Talents that can't be
quantified with mana level?
**[10:35] Diego**
Ridiculous!
**[10:36] Diego**
You couldn't even use the Sacred
Sword properly without mana!
**[10:41] Marguerite**
Touka, if you use soma drops—
**[10:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah, no need for that.
**[10:46] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm gonna show you the power within me
**[10:49] Touka (Yuna)**
that can't be quantified with mana levels!
**[10:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Guess you didn't realize we had
another ally on our side.
**[10:58] Adele**
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
**[11:01] Touka (Yuna)**
I asked the mayor to take
on a little job for us.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)**
You wanna see Marguerite naked in stockings?
**[11:08] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)**
If you do...
**[11:09] Touka (Yuna)**
"Fetch the enchanted carriage," I told him!
**[11:11] Marguerite**
You can't just promise something like that!
**[11:13] Dott**
Your Highness.
**[11:14] Dott**
I returned to see you naked in stockings.
**[11:17] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[11:18] Touka (Yuna)**
Behold the power of lushighs!
**[11:20] Touka (Yuna)**
The power to manipulate men
attracted to luscious thighs!
**[11:24] Neigan**
But how did the mayor know who to hit?
**[11:27] Neigan**
He wasn't here, so he couldn't have known
that necromancer was our enemy.
**[11:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Got my message, did you?
**[11:32] Dott**
Yes.
**[11:33] Touka (Yuna)**
It's not too obvious from up close.
**[11:35] sign**
"Dude with the white hair is the enemy!"
**[11:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, remote necromancy.
**[11:40] Anri**
Yes!
**[11:40] Touka (Yuna)**
All right...
**[11:42] Touka (Yuna)**
Now to defeat the high-rank devil.
**[11:49] Diego**
Not bad for a bunch of pathetic nobodies!
**[11:52] Touka (Yuna)**
No way! He's still kicking?!
**[11:55] Diego**
You stole my control, eh?
**[11:58] Diego**
I must've lost focus
for a split second there...
**[12:01] Diego**
But I wonder how long you can keep them
under control with your mana level!
**[12:05] Diego**
Though if you use all of them,
you might just stand a chance!
**[12:08] Dott**
That won't be necessary!
**[12:10] Dott**
I brought some powerful reinforcements!
**[12:12] Milly**
Indeed, your true hope is here...
**[12:15] Milly**
Now that the legendary hero
Milly Yunis has arrived!
**[12:19] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly?
**[12:20] Milly**
Huh? What're you doing here...
**[12:23] Milly**
Big Sis?
**[12:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Why are *you* here?
**[12:28] Fieri**
We could ask you the same thing!
**[12:30] Touka**
*Yuna's dad?!*
**[12:31] Fieri**
I told you to stay in the village!
**[12:34] Fieri**
But Princess Marguerite...
you've certainly grown, haven't you?
**[12:38] Touka**
*I just remembered...*
**[12:40] Touka**
* This lousy creep can't stop himself*
* from perving on boobs!*
**[12:45] Diego**
Enough of this farce.
**[12:47] Diego**
There can't be two legendary heroes.
**[12:50] Milly**
Then let me show you...
**[12:51] Milly**
the power of my Sacred Sword, Durandal!
**[12:58] Fieri**
Yunisian Fighting Technique...
**[13:00] Fieri**
Fire-Thunder!
**[13:04] Dorothy**
Ein Nidhogg.
**[13:06] Touka (Yuna)**
Awesome! You beat him!
**[13:09] Adele**
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
**[13:11] Fieri**
Gotta appreciate nice tits,
even on an enemy.
**[13:14] Touka (Yuna)**
That one! That's the one
enslaving the townspeople!
**[13:18] Fieri**
All right.
**[13:19] Fieri**
Your tits are absurd!
**[13:21] Fieri**
With my own hands, I will—
**[13:23] Milly**
Papa!
**[13:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Even after all that...
**[13:27] Diego**
Oh, how very amusing!
**[13:29] Diego**
So amusing, I could cry!
**[13:31] Diego**
You're not just pathetic
nobodies after all!
**[13:34] Diego**
But this is all a distraction
from my original goal.
**[13:42] Diego**
We'll finish another time.
**[13:44] Marguerite**
You shan't escape!
**[13:46] Diego**
Ah, but here's a word to the wise...
**[13:48] Diego**
That spell is devil-conversion magic.
**[13:51] Diego**
In about a day, they'll
begin turning into devils,
**[13:54] Diego**
starting with the ones
with the lowest mana levels.
**[13:57] Touka**
*The lowest mana levels? Yuna!*
**[14:00] Diego**
At that point,
even if you slay the caster here,
**[14:02] Diego**
they're done for!
**[14:03] Diego**
They'll be man-eating monsters
for the rest of their lives!
**[14:07] Diego**
Now, struggle all you like!
**[14:09] Diego**
I'll enjoy watching you from afar.
**[14:13] Diego**
And if you survive, perhaps we'll meet again!
**[14:18] Marguerite**
Touka, why did you stop me?
**[14:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri's at her limit.
**[14:22] Touka (Yuna)**
If he'd stayed any longer,
the tables would've turned again.
**[14:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Let's lure them in with sound
and seal them in the mansion.
**[14:29] Marguerite**
All right.
**[14:32] Marguerite**
That was the explosion spell
the mid-rank devil used on the roof.
**[14:36] Marguerite**
I'll use it to draw them in.
**[14:39] Shannon**
Master Fieri.
**[14:40] Shannon**
Let me use a healing spell to—
**[14:42] Fieri**
No.
**[14:43] Fieri**
Take care of him first.
**[14:46] Colin**
Will this counteract the spell
that thing cast on me?
**[14:50] Shannon**
No, I'm afraid that's beyond my capabilities.
**[14:53] Shannon**
I'm sorry.
**[14:54] Colin**
Damn. So I'm gonna become a monster?
**[14:57] Colin**
I can't freaking believe this...
**[14:59] Colin**
Hey. You said you had the power of ludicrous?
**[15:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Lushighs.
**[15:03] Colin**
Here.
**[15:05] Colin**
Take this, okay?
**[15:07] Colin**
It's my magic crystals and enchanted tools.
**[15:09] Colin**
Use them in your fight, would you?
**[15:13] Colin**
I like playing the trickster myself.
**[15:17] Colin**
The way you fight is so
ludicrous. I loved it.
**[15:20] Colin**
I feel like I can trust my life to you.
**[15:23] Colin**
It's ludicrous guys like you
that actually give me hope.
**[15:29] Touka (Yuna)**
You got it.
**[15:31] Touka (Yuna)**
I swear I'll beat that devil.
**[15:33] Touka (Yuna)**
There's someone I've gotta save, too.
**[15:39] Neigan**
I'll protect this place if it comes to it.
**[15:43] Neigan**
I'm counting on you.
**[15:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't worry. We got this.
**[15:52] Mayor**
I'm going to report this to the capital.
**[15:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't chicken out, okay?
**[15:56] Dott**
I won't run away again.
**[15:58] Dott**
As mayor of this city,
**[15:59] Dott**
and so I can see you naked in stockings,
**[16:01] Dott**
I *will* do my duty!
**[16:04] Marguerite**
I told you that's not happening!
**[16:05] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll make sure we take out that
devil in the next 24 hours.
**[16:10] Touka (Yuna)**
I won't let anyone transform.
**[16:13] Marguerite**
But how will we know where
that necromancer and devil went?
**[16:17] Touka (Yuna)**
Based on the way he was talking,
I'm guessing they ran off to their base.
**[16:22] Touka (Yuna)**
The direction they flew off in
**[16:24] Touka (Yuna)**
intersects with the northeast path from
the capital that Siruela described
**[16:29] Touka (Yuna)**
right about at the perfect
place for a hideout.
**[16:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Me and Yuna's hometown, Elvania.
**[16:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Elvania was destroyed
by devils three years ago.
**[16:41] Fieri**
At this rate, we'll reach Elvania
in about twelve hours.
**[16:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Since we don't all know each other,
we oughta have some introductions.
**[16:48] Milly**
Me, me!
**[16:48] Milly**
I'll go first!
**[16:50] Milly**
My name's Milly Yunis!
**[16:51] sign**
Milly Yunis
Legendary Hero (?)
**[16:52] Milly**
I'm a legendary hero!
**[16:54] Milly**
I'm sixteen years old.
**[16:55] Milly**
My likes include cheesecake
and fighting powerful enemies!
**[16:58] Milly**
I'm 155 centimeters tall,
and my measurements are—
**[17:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Nobody freaking asked!
**[17:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Also, are you serious about
this "legendary hero" stuff?
**[17:04] Fieri**
We'll discuss that later.
**[17:06] Fieri**
I'm Yuna and Milly's father.
**[17:06] sign**
Fieri Yunis
Yuna and Milly's Father
**[17:09] Fieri**
My likes include my daughters and boobs.
**[17:12] Fieri**
I'm pleased to be surrounded
by so many brilliant bazongas.
**[17:15] Touka (Yuna)**
What a creepy self-introduction.
**[17:17] Marguerite**
Pleased to see you again, Master Fieri.
**[17:19] Fieri**
The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness.
**[17:22] Fieri**
I never expected to find you
traveling with Sion the hero!
**[17:25] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys know each other?
**[17:27] Marguerite**
Master Fieri used to be
one of the Four Knights.
**[17:30] Marguerite**
Isaac was beside himself when he
left the capital four years ago.
**[17:35] Marguerite**
Why *did* you leave the Knights?
**[17:37] Fieri**
As a team-building exercise,
I made a play for the female knights' tits
**[17:41] Fieri**
and got accused of sexual harassment.
**[17:43] Fieri**
In the end, I was stripped of my title
and exiled from the capital.
**[17:48] Touka (Yuna)**
Sounds like you deserved it!
**[17:49] Fieri**
Perhaps.
**[17:50] Fieri**
But Siruela, my direct subordinate...
**[17:53] Fieri**
She had the finest knockers of all.
**[17:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Guess she's been through a lot, huh?
**[17:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Okay, what about you?
**[17:59] Shannon**
I'm Shannon Petralca.
**[17:59] sign**
Shannon Petralca
Mage
**[18:01] Shannon**
I'm a mage.
**[18:02] Milly**
C'mon, Dorothy! Wake up!
**[18:02] sign**
Dorothy Eleonora
Mage
**[18:06] Milly**
Um... "Dorothy Eleonora.
I'm a mage. Good night."
**[18:11] Touka (Yuna)**
"Good night"?!
**[18:12] Milly**
"P.S., Sion and Anri..."
**[18:14] Milly**
"It's good to see you again.
Good night," she says.
**[18:18] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys know each other?
**[18:19] Fieri**
She was once part of the hero's party.
**[18:23] Touka**
*She was with them?*
**[18:25] Touka**
* What's she gonna do*
* if she finds out Sion's dead?*
**[18:28] Touka**
* Worse, Anri said the hero was*
* the only one who accepted her.*
**[18:31] Touka**
* Does that mean Dorothy might try*
* to kill Anri the way Kyle did?!*
**[18:34] Fieri**
Now, Sir Hero...
**[18:36] Fieri**
Might I ask how you came to travel
with my daughter and the princess?
**[18:42] Fieri**
Why won't you respond?
**[18:44] Touka (Yuna)**
H-He feels kinda guilty about
the Gates of Hell getting unsealed.
**[18:48] Touka (Yuna)**
He swore he'd focus on nothing but
his battle until he saved the world,
**[18:51] Touka (Yuna)**
and he's been this way since!
**[18:52] Fieri**
Incredible! Such depth of resolve!
**[18:54] Milly**
I'm so impressed!
**[18:55] Touka**
*Whew, they bought it!*
**[18:57] Milly**
I've been wondering this for a while,
**[18:59] Milly**
by why do you sound like that, Big Sis?
**[19:02] Milly**
I mean the way you're talking.
**[19:03] Milly**
You sound like Touka.
**[19:05] Touka**
*Crap! I forgot to stay in character!*
**[19:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Uh, we've been hanging out for so long,
he kinda rubbed off on me.
**[19:12] Milly**
Don't tell me...
**[19:13] Milly**
You're not gonna steal my Touka, are you?!
**[19:16] Marguerite**
Wh-What exactly is your
relationship to Touka?
**[19:19] Milly**
We said we'd get married one day!
**[19:21] Marguerite**
Tou— Er, Yuna.
**[19:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Heck no! That's not binding or anything!
**[19:25] Touka (Yuna)**
She just challenged me
to a duel this one time, and...
**[19:28] (Flashback) Milly**
If I beat you, do you promise to marry me?
**[19:31] (Flashback) Touka**
You think a little girl like you can beat *me*?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Milly**
I win!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Touka**
Hang on! I never said only one match!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Touka**
You gotta beat me a hundred times to win!
**[19:43] (Flashback) Milly**
Aw... Okay, then!
**[19:45] Touka (Yuna)**
So she kept challenging me
and beating the crap outta me.
**[19:50] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna finally got sick of watching it
and stepped in to save me.
**[19:54] Marguerite**
But why in the world did you
agree to that, anyway?!
**[19:57] Touka (Yuna)**
It's just the kind of thing kids do!
**[19:59] Fieri**
Touka Scott...
**[20:00] Fieri**
I never expected him to have
such an influence on my daughters.
**[20:04] Fieri**
That disgusting pervert
with his thigh fetish...
**[20:07] Fieri**
I'll have to take him off
the table once and for all!
**[20:09] Touka**
* Oh yeah, I forgot about all the times*
* this guy tried to kill me, too!*
**[20:14] Touka**
*Yuna's the only one who was nice to me!*
**[20:16] Fieri**
Yuna, when this is over,
return to the village.
**[20:20] Fieri**
Leave the fight to us
**[20:22] Fieri**
and live out a peaceful life there.
**[20:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, that sounds nice and all...
**[20:28] Touka (Yuna)**
But you can't tie people down.
**[20:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna's...
**[20:31] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, I-I've got a dream
to be a mage and stuff.
**[20:35] Fieri**
You're still on that nonsense?
**[20:37] Fieri**
You have no magical talent.
**[20:40] Fieri**
Return to the village, and never
get involved with magic again!
**[20:43] Fieri**
That's an order.
**[20:44] Touka**
* What kind of asshole is that down*
* on his daughter's dreams?*
**[20:48] Touka**
* Though I did forget Yuna comes*
* from a house of famous fighters.*
**[20:51] Touka**
*Is that why?*
**[20:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, we can talk about that later.
**[20:57] Touka (Yuna)**
What I wanna know is why Milly's
calling herself the hero—
**[21:03] Touka (Yuna)**
What the...
**[21:04] Touka (Yuna)**
What's going on?
**[21:07] Friedrich**
Was the test successful?
**[21:09] Diego**
Yeah, in just three days, everyone
in town was under the spell's thrall.
**[21:13] Diego**
And she only cast it directly
on a single person!
**[21:18] Diego**
It's wonderfully compatible
with necromancy as well.
**[21:20] Diego**
Unlike Leland, this devil will be a valuable
resource in taking over the capital.
**[21:25] Adele**
I am honored to be of use to you.
**[21:28] Diego**
You pathetic whore.
**[21:30] Diego**
Then you got overconfident and walked
right into the mansion where the hero was.
**[21:34] Diego**
You almost ruined our whole damn plan!
**[21:40] Friedrich**
The hero was there?
**[21:43] Diego**
Oh, yes! And we've started
playing a fun little game...
**[21:48] Diego**
I approached anyone I thought
might be willing to help.
**[21:52] Diego**
I asked them to hunt the hero!
**[21:54] Diego**
Let's see if even one of them gets this far.
**[21:58] Diego**
They'll find themselves
facing a thousand devils!
**[22:01] Diego**
The minute they arrive,
it'll be game over!
**[22:07] sign**
21 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
# E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJWP2/the-legendary-hero-is-a-student)
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**[00:02] Fieri**
We'll work things out here.
**[00:04] Fieri**
The rest of you, go on ahead!
**[00:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Shannon, gun it!
**[00:16] Ethel**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[00:17] Ethel**
But just ahead...
**[00:21] Ethel**
is a pitfall.
**[00:25] Milly**
If we fall from here—
**[00:30] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:42] sign**
THE
**[00:43] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:43] sign**
DARY
**[00:44] sign**
HERO
**[00:44] sign**
IS
**[00:45] sign**
DEAD
**[01:59] sign**
Episode 8
**[01:59] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
**[02:00] Ethel**
The shortest route to Elvania...
**[02:02] Ethel**
I knew that if I set a trap here,
you'd fall right into it.
**[02:05] Ethel**
Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
**[02:09] Ethel**
It'd take more than a pit trap
to kill the legendary hero.
**[02:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you okay?!
**[02:17] Anri**
Honestly, a pitfall?
**[02:19] Anri**
This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
**[02:21] Touka (Yuna)**
I didn't dig this one, damn it!
**[02:23] Marguerite**
What is this?
**[02:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
rigidity to use it as a cushion.
**[02:28] Milly**
Hey, hang on!
**[02:29] Milly**
Since when could you use
the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Erk!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's part of Sion's power!
**[02:35] Touka (Yuna)**
He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
**[02:37] Milly**
I've never heard of a power
like that before...
**[02:40] Shannon**
Hey, you think we should get out of here?
**[02:43] Shannon**
Whoever set the trap is
probably on their way.
**[02:45] Anri**
But with the enchanted
carriage in this state...
**[02:49] Marguerite**
There appears to be a city nearby.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Shall we head in that direction?
**[02:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Might as well.
**[02:54] Touka (Yuna)**
We could find a new ride there
or someone to fix this one.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
The fog is so thick...
**[03:03] Marguerite**
Which way should we go?
**[03:05] Milly**
My Sacred Sword can blow
this fog away, no problem!
**[03:11] Milly**
Okay, let's get going!
**[03:13] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on!
**[03:14] Touka (Yuna)**
There might be more traps around!
**[03:16] Milly**
Aw, what a worrywart!
**[03:19] Milly**
The chance of there
being more traps here is...
**[03:22] Milly**
high!
**[03:23] Anri**
Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
**[03:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
**[03:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! Get back here already!
**[03:28] Milly**
Yeah, roger that!
**[03:30] Devil**
Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
**[03:33] Milly**
Oh, not again!
**[03:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! You okay?
**[03:37] Milly**
Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
**[03:40] Touka (Yuna)**
You're okay—
**[03:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Or not!
**[03:43] Milly**
The most terrible devils!
**[03:45] Milly**
They did this and that and
the other thing to me...
**[03:47] Touka (Yuna)**
You sure it wasn't some perv?
**[03:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
**[03:50] Marguerite**
I am not going!
**[03:52] Touka (Yuna)**
This place is even more
dangerous than I thought.
**[03:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
**[03:58] Touka**
*And there are traps all around.*
**[04:01] Touka**
*This ain't how devils fights.*
**[04:04] Touka**
* Though it's hard to believe that necromancer*
* guy would play like this either...*
**[04:10] Ethel**
This devil's mist spell
**[04:12] Ethel**
allows only an authorized few
to see through the fog.
**[04:16] Ethel**
I can spy on everything you're doing.
**[04:21] Ethel**
Now, what's your next move?
**[04:23] Milly**
You sure about this?
**[04:25] Milly**
Surely even Sion the hero
isn't impervious to traps...
**[04:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't you worry.
**[04:29] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll take more than a trap
to take out this legendary hero.
**[04:32] Ethel**
I see.
**[04:34] Ethel**
So the rumor that the legendary
hero is dead is true.
**[04:38] Ethel**
A corpse could indeed survive
any trap I throw at it.
**[04:41] Ethel**
And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
**[04:44] Ethel**
I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
**[04:47] Ethel**
But...
**[04:48] Ethel**
that won't be enough.
**[04:50] Ethel**
This fog is magical.
**[04:53] Ethel**
It can even cloak someone's presence.
**[05:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite!
**[05:01] Anri**
Your Highness!
**[05:02] Ethel**
That's one down.
**[05:04] Shannon**
Move out of the way.
**[05:05] Shannon**
I can—
**[05:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened?!
**[05:10] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys are still alive out there, right?
**[05:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Talk to me!
**[05:16] Touka (Yuna)**
No way...
**[05:18] Touka (Yuna)**
They can't all just be dead...
**[05:25] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it. This is nuts.
**[05:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Please, spare me! I surrender!
**[05:31] Touka (Yuna)**
You can hear me, can't you?!
**[05:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Whoever's the leader out there!
**[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A**
We took 'em all out.
**[05:39] Ethel**
Yes, I saw everything.
**[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B**
This is the last one.
**[05:44] Ethel**
The moment you see your allies fallen,
**[05:46] Ethel**
you pathetically plead for your life.
**[05:49] Ethel**
A selfish lowlife like you
wielding the Sacred Sword...
**[05:51] Ethel**
What sort of farce is this?
**[05:53] Touka (Yuna)**
I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
**[05:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Just spare me!
**[05:56] Ethel**
Willing to give up the sword, are you?
**[05:58] Ethel**
Terribly sorry,
but I can't take you at your word.
**[06:02] Ethel**
Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
**[06:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Is that enough? Please...
**[06:09] Ethel**
* You're that desperate to survive,*
* even after seeing all your allies slain?*
**[06:16] Ethel**
Very well.
**[06:17] Ethel**
I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
**[06:20] Ethel**
But I fear I must also ask you to die.
**[06:24] Touka (Yuna)**
No way! You promised!
**[06:26] Ethel**
I only said I'd *consider* it.
**[06:28] Ethel**
Sorry to inform you,
but I'm a bit of a fiend!
**[06:32] Touka (Yuna)**
In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
**[06:36] Ethel**
It can't be...
**[06:38] Ethel**
They aren't dead?!
**[06:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened to your backside?
**[06:43] Milly**
That devil did it!
**[06:44] Milly**
You made me play dead for so long...
**[06:47] Ethel**
Possession necromancy?!
**[06:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri manipulated that devil and
pretended to go around killing everyone.
**[06:54] Anri**
We used art supplies for the blood!
**[06:57] Marguerite**
When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
**[07:00] Marguerite**
I countered and slew it!
**[07:02] Touka (Yuna)**
You didn't notice, did you?
**[07:04] Touka (Yuna)**
It happened someplace
you couldn't see.
**[07:06] Ethel**
*Was that the purpose of their formation?*
**[07:09] Ethel**
*They weren't just wary of the devils?*
**[07:12] Ethel**
But the only way you could pull that off
is if you knew where I was!
**[07:17] Touka (Yuna)**
That was the easiest part of all.
**[07:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I had eyes on you and what you
were doing the entire time.
**[07:23] Marguerite**
Once we knew your positions, we merely
had to make myself the clear target.
**[07:27] Touka (Yuna)**
And since you were watching
from your lofty perch,
**[07:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I pegged you for the ringleader.
**[07:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I know all about the kind of person
who fights with traps.
**[07:36] Touka (Yuna)**
They're cautious above all.
**[07:38] Touka (Yuna)**
They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
**[07:40] Touka (Yuna)**
So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
where you'd be confident of your victory.
**[07:47] Touka (Yuna)**
And you walked right into our trap!
**[07:50] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
**[07:54] Touka (Yuna)**
you need another century of training!
**[07:55] Milly**
But the princess and Anri
did most of the work, right?
**[08:02] sign**
X-Ray
**[08:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, while we're at it, she's got
a pretty nice set of thighs.
**[08:06] Marguerite**
Tou—
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
**[08:09] Marguerite**
so you have no further need
to use the X-Ray spell.
**[08:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
**[08:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
**[08:19] Touka (Yuna)**
Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
**[08:23] Milly**
Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
corrupted you to that extent?
**[08:28] Shannon**
It's like we're the bad guys
here or something.
**[08:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, what's it gonna be?
**[08:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Tell me—
**[08:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Agh! I'm so sorry!
**[08:36] Marguerite & Milly**
What?!
**[08:37] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-What are you doing here...
**[08:40] Touka (Yuna)**
Master?
**[08:43] Marguerite**
Touka's master?
**[08:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Ethel Borgnine.
**[08:46] sign**
Ethel Borgnine
Thief, Touka's Master
**[08:47] Touka (Yuna)**
She taught me how to make traps
and general survival knowledge.
**[08:52] Touka (Yuna)**
It's been so long, Mast—
**[08:54] Marguerite**
Clothes on, please.
**[08:55] Ethel**
"Master"?
**[08:56] Ethel**
I don't ever recall having a student
like you.
**[09:01] Touka**
*Son of a bitch!*
**[09:02] Milly**
I knew it!
**[09:03] Milly**
So that's what's going on.
**[09:05] Milly**
I should have caught on the minute you
said anything about stockings...
**[09:09] Milly**
Big Sis—
**[09:10] Milly**
I mean... That's you, isn't it,
Big Brother Touka?
**[09:13] Ethel**
That's Touka?
**[09:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
**[09:16] Anri**
V-Very well.
**[09:19] Ethel**
Touka?!
**[09:20] Touka (Yuna)**
It's possession necromancy.
**[09:22] Milly**
Which means my sister...
**[09:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't worry. She's not dead.
**[09:26] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll catch you up later.
**[09:27] Marguerite**
Did you meet your master during
that period you mentioned
**[09:31] Marguerite**
when Farom and Arat were at war?
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Though by that point,
the Gates of Hell had opened,
**[09:38] Touka (Yuna)**
and both sides had bigger
things to worry about.
**[09:41] Anri**
Ah, so your strategic brilliance
has a mysterious origin!
**[09:45] Touka (Yuna)**
I guess it was three and a half years ago...
**[09:48] Touka (Yuna)**
My parents were dead,
and I was trying to get back to Elvania
**[09:52] Touka (Yuna)**
when I fell into one of Master's traps.
**[09:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Running away was about
all I was good for back then.
**[09:57] Touka (Yuna)**
That trap could've killed me, and yet...
**[09:59] Touka (Yuna)**
I was so impressed by it.
**[10:02] sign**
Several Days Later
**[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel**
I didn't set that trap
to catch children, you know.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel**
A kid like you
**[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel**
going all the way to Elvania alone
in the state the world's in?
**[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel**
That'll never happen.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me there, why don't you?
**[10:19] (Flashback) Touka**
I can pay you, at least a little...
**[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel**
What do I want with a babysitting job?
**[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me as your student!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Touka**
With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
**[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel**
I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
get out of my sight, kid.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Touka**
Please.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Touka**
I really need to get back.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel**
But why ask a villain like me?
**[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel**
So be it.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel**
On the way to Elvania,
I'll teach you everything I know.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel**
But remember, I'm a villain.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel**
Forget that, and I'll kill you.
**[11:03] Touka (Yuna)**
Master whipped me into shape
on the way back to Elvania.
**[11:06] Touka (Yuna)**
We made it there in a few months' time.
**[11:08] Ethel**
Of course! So *you're* the one
who killed the legendary hero!
**[11:12] Milly**
What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
**[11:14] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
**[11:16] Touka (Yuna)**
He just walked into my trap and died!
**[11:19] Touka (Yuna)**
The real question here...
**[11:21] Touka (Yuna)**
is why you're working with the guys
siding with the devils, Master.
**[11:24] Touka (Yuna)**
They're trying to wipe out humanity.
**[11:27] Ethel**
I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
**[11:31] Ethel**
It changed my way of thinking.
**[11:33] Ethel**
I've decided to help out with
their little revenge plot.
**[11:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That ain't a real explanation.
**[11:38] Touka (Yuna)**
What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
**[11:42] Ethel**
Go there, and you'll see.
**[11:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Huh?
**[11:44] Ethel**
You too, necromancer.
**[11:46] Ethel**
Go there, see it for yourself,
**[11:49] Ethel**
and decide.
**[11:51] Ethel**
What will you choose,
and what will you cut loose?
**[11:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-Where are you going, Master?
**[11:56] Ethel**
Since you're really Touka,
I'll let you go. This time.
**[12:00] Ethel**
But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
**[12:03] Ethel**
Though if you want a fight to
the death, I'm ready and willing.
**[12:07] Ethel**
I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
**[12:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Give me a damn break!
**[12:11] Touka (Yuna)**
You bust up our enchanted carriage,
and now you're walking off with the sword?!
**[12:14] Ethel**
I *am* a thief.
**[12:16] Ethel**
I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
**[12:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Fine. You can have the sword.
**[12:23] Touka (Yuna)**
In exchange, come with us
to the Gates of Hell.
**[12:25] Touka (Yuna)**
With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
**[12:28] Ethel**
Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
**[12:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
**[12:33] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
**[12:36] Touka (Yuna)**
I inserted a pin into the hilt
that channels a lightning spell.
**[12:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
**[12:43] Ethel**
I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
**[12:47] Ethel**
But why tell me before using the spell?
**[12:51] Touka (Yuna)**
Because I trust you.
**[12:54] Ethel**
I told you we're enemies.
**[12:56] Ethel**
Fine.
**[12:57] Ethel**
I lose.
**[12:59] Ethel**
There's a magical craftsman's
workshop to the northeast.
**[13:02] Ethel**
You should be able
to fix your carriage there.
**[13:04] Touka (Yuna)**
Aw, that's my master for ya!
**[13:06] Touka (Yuna)**
You're so darn nice!
**[13:07] Touka (Yuna)**
I just knew you'd cooperate!
**[13:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Although...
**[13:10] Touka (Yuna)**
There's more to it, y'know?
**[13:13] Touka (Yuna)**
You accepted defeat.
**[13:15] Touka (Yuna)**
That means you gotta offer up your life
or accept some other condition, right?
**[13:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
**[13:23] Touka (Yuna)**
I won't force you into anything.
**[13:25] Touka (Yuna)**
But I'd be *real* disappointed to find out
my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
**[13:32] Ethel**
You piece-of-shit student!
**[13:35] Ethel**
The minute you're back
in your own body, you'll pay!
**[13:39] Marguerite**
You may wish to watch your back as well.
**[13:46] Diego**
I can't believe they won her over.
**[13:49] Diego**
The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
**[13:52] Friedrich**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[13:54] Diego**
I thought ignorance would make
the reunion all the more touching.
**[13:59] Diego**
Rather tear-jerking consideration,
wouldn't you say?
**[14:03] Friedrich**
I see.
**[14:04] Friedrich**
So this is where you've been...
**[14:06] Friedrich**
Anri.
**[14:10] Belarco**
At last, the time has come for me to
unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
**[14:15] sign**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
**[14:15] Belarco**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
**[14:21] Dott**
You beat them already?!
**[14:23] Dott**
I'd expect no less from the legend
who's slain over a hundred demons!
**[14:26] Belarco**
*A formidable rival, this horse.*
**[14:28] Dott**
Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
**[14:30] Dott**
Rather, my goal of returning peace
to my city,
**[14:33] Dott**
I never would have made it this far alone.
**[14:36] Dott**
I used to be a merchant, you see.
**[14:40] Dott**
And one of my remaining
wares from that time...
**[14:43] Dott**
is this little enchanted skiff.
**[14:45] Dott**
This will allow us to report to the king
about the naked-in-stockings—
**[14:49] Dott**
I mean, about the situation
in the city within the day!
**[14:53] Marguerite**
I just felt the most curious chill...
**[14:55] Anri**
*Stuffy-nose bestie!*
**[14:57] Fieri**
What is the meaning of this?
**[14:59] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, a lot happened...
**[15:01] Ethel**
Do you have a death wish?
**[15:03] Ethel**
If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
**[15:06] Ethel**
How many times must I say it?
**[15:07] Marguerite**
*She has the devils firmly under her thumb.*
**[15:10] Marguerite**
*Even if she is Touka's master,*
**[15:13] Marguerite**
*surely it's perilous to trust this woman.*
**[15:16] Fieri**
Ethel Borgnine...
**[15:18] Fieri**
Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
**[15:21] Ethel**
And you're Fieri Yunis,
formerly of the Four Knights.
**[15:25] Ethel**
You're on my personal shit list, you know.
**[15:28] Fieri**
What a coincidence.
**[15:29] Fieri**
You happen to be on my grope list as well.
**[15:32] Ethel**
All right, that's it.
**[15:33] Ethel**
I'm killing you here and now!
**[15:34] Fieri**
Then I'll grope you here and now!
**[15:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Knock it off!
**[15:37] Touka (Yuna)**
You're weirdly talking past each other!
**[15:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Also, we're working together right now!
**[15:41] Ethel**
There it is.
**[15:43] Ethel**
That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
**[15:45] Ledo**
Get lost!
**[15:47] Ledo**
I'm retired!
**[15:52] Ethel**
Well, I got you to the workshop.
**[15:53] Ethel**
The rest is in your hands.
**[15:55] Touka (Yuna)**
That wasn't the damn deal!
**[15:57] Touka (Yuna)**
He says he's retired!
**[15:59] Ethel**
Goodness me. If you insist...
**[16:02] Ethel**
If he won't let us in,
we'll let ourselves in
**[16:04] Ethel**
and steal a new enchanted carriage.
**[16:05] Touka (Yuna)**
All in the interest of saving people!
**[16:07] Marguerite**
We can't break the law!
**[16:09] Fieri**
My Yuna's turned delinquent...
**[16:11] Milly**
Papa, get a grip!
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Now I'm complicit!
**[16:16] Ledo**
You filthy criminals!
**[16:18] Ledo**
I trust you're prepared to die!
**[16:22] Ledo**
Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
**[16:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
**[16:27] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:27] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:29] Ledo**
You just had the air of Sion about you.
**[16:31] Anri**
Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
**[16:33] Ethel**
Oh, I forgot to mention it.
**[16:35] Ethel**
This is Ledo Breydan.
**[16:36] sign**
Ledo Breydan
Sion's Grandfather
**[16:38] Ethel**
He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
**[16:40] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:41] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:44] Ledo**
If I'd known it was you, Sion,
I'd have let you right in.
**[16:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The damn cup's right there!
**[16:49] Fieri**
I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
but his battle until the world is safe.
**[16:53] Ledo**
Is that why he's so quiet?
**[16:55] Ledo**
That's my good, obedient boy.
**[16:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Look, can you fix our
enchanted carriage up quick?
**[17:01] Ledo**
I can swap the broken rear wheel
and magical channels quickly enough,
**[17:04] Ledo**
but repairs to the enchanted
engine may prove difficult.
**[17:06] Ledo**
With my stamina and vision
in this sorry state,
**[17:10] Ledo**
it could take two whole days!
**[17:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Two days?!
**[17:14] Touka (Yuna)**
That's too damn slow!
**[17:16] Touka (Yuna)**
Got any other carriages lying around?
**[17:17] Ledo**
None that would reach Elvania within a day.
**[17:22] Milly**
This is terrible...
**[17:23] Marguerite**
Mr. Ledo.
**[17:25] Marguerite**
I've digested an introductory volume
on magical craftsmanship.
**[17:28] Marguerite**
How much more should I read
if I wish to assist you?
**[17:31] Ledo**
Truly? In such a short time?
**[17:34] Marguerite**
I'm a very fast learner.
**[17:36] Ledo**
I see...
**[17:38] Ledo**
This here should just about do it.
**[17:40] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[17:41] Marguerite**
Please give me approximately
an hour and a half.
**[17:45] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn, Marguerite's something else!
**[17:47] Touka (Yuna)**
What's her brain even made of?
**[17:49] Milly**
That's a princess for you!
**[17:51] Touka (Yuna)**
By the way, what's the deal with
you being a "legendary hero"?
**[17:54] Touka (Yuna)**
And your Sacred Sword—
**[17:56] Fieri**
That's right. We never got around to that.
**[17:58] Fieri**
But I can't reveal such
information to an enemy.
**[18:02] Ethel**
Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
**[18:05] Ethel**
If you tell me, I might give you—
**[18:07] Fieri**
A feel? Of boobies?!
**[18:08] Fieri**
Give me a handful of those puppies,
and I'll gladly tell you!
**[18:11] Ethel**
I was going to say information!
**[18:12] Ethel**
Intel on your enemy!
**[18:14] Fieri**
Very well.
**[18:16] Fieri**
Milly.
**[18:17] Milly**
It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
**[18:19] Milly**
Mages and magical craftsmen from
all over the world worked together
**[18:23] Milly**
to make four new Sacred Swords.
This is one of them.
**[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri**
A man-made Sacred Sword?!
**[18:28] Touka (Yuna)**
You mean that sword could
seal the Gates of Hell too?
**[18:31] Fieri**
No, the man-made Sacred Swords
aren't quite that potent.
**[18:35] Touka (Yuna)**
So how's it different from a normal sword?
**[18:38] Ethel**
I see...
**[18:39] Ethel**
That Sacred Sword could slay the
Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
**[18:43] Fieri**
Yes, that's right.
**[18:45] Ethel**
Given the Generals' remarkable
regenerative powers,
**[18:48] Ethel**
all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
are ineffective against them.
**[18:51] Ethel**
But if this blade can slay them,
that truly would make you a hero.
**[18:55] Ethel**
The intel I have to offer also
concerns the Infernal Generals.
**[18:59] Ethel**
The necromancers you're up against...
**[19:03] Ethel**
They have the bodies of the Infernal
Generals in their possession.
**[19:06] Ethel**
In addition, over a thousand devils
await you in Elvania.
**[19:11] Ethel**
You'll have to beat every single
one of them within the day.
**[19:15] Ethel**
Surely that makes the gravity
of the fight ahead of you clear.
**[19:19] Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
you should give up right now.
**[19:23] Touka (Yuna)**
The Four Infernal Generals...
and a thousand devils?
**[19:26] Ethel**
Or we can bypass Elvania
and hit the Gates of Hell.
**[19:30] Ethel**
It's not like you really care about saving
people or the fate of the world, right?
**[19:36] Touka (Yuna)**
We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
**[19:39] Touka (Yuna)**
and a former member
of the Four Knights with us.
**[19:41] Touka (Yuna)**
We'll kick their asses,
no matter what they throw at us.
**[19:44] Ethel**
Do you really mean that?
**[19:48] Touka (Yuna)**
It's true that I don't have a scrap
of do-gooder in me.
**[19:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But this is just like three
and a half years ago.
**[19:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm trying to save the same person now.
**[20:07] Milly**
The person you're trying to save...
**[20:09] Milly**
Is it my big sister?
**[20:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[20:13] Touka (Yuna)**
She's been infected with
a devil-conversion spell.
**[20:16] Touka (Yuna)**
The reason I'm in her body is to
keep her from going on a rampage.
**[20:20] Milly**
That's awful...
**[20:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But running into you
means we're in the clear!
**[20:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I was worried we couldn't
hack this on our own.
**[20:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
**[20:29] Touka (Yuna)**
How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
**[20:32] Milly**
I won a tournament held
in the western kingdom
**[20:36] Milly**
and was thus declared a legendary
hero worthy of wielding it.
**[20:39] Milly**
Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
**[20:42] Milly**
With our future marriage on the line!
**[20:45] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell?!
**[20:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on, this can't possibly
be the best time for—
**[20:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Now you're shooting at me?!
**[20:55] Milly**
The projectiles come from my sword,
so it's allowed!
**[20:58] Touka (Yuna)**
You're gonna freakin' kill me!
**[21:00] Milly**
Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
**[21:05] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
**[21:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
**[21:12] Touka**
*Crap. My mana's totally...*
**[21:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I-I lose, okay?
**[21:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But you gotta beat me
a hundred times to marry me, so—
**[21:23] Milly**
You'll "kick their asses"?
You're "in the clear"?
**[21:27] Milly**
How are you going to save my
sister when you're this weak?!
**[21:31] Milly**
You're clearly not facing reality!
**[21:37] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm still going to save her.
**[21:39] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll use whatever dirty,
underhanded tricks I have to.
**[21:44] Touka (Yuna)**
This is no different from three years ago.
**[21:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The legendary hero saved you back then.
**[21:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But now, the legendary hero is dead...
**[21:54] Touka (Yuna)**
So who's going to save her if I don't?
**[21:57] Milly**
I'm glad.
**[21:59] Milly**
I knew that's what you'd say.
**[22:02] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
**[22:04] Milly**
I know how it went down.
**[22:06] Milly**
Three years ago, you were the one
who really saved us, weren't you?
**[22:12] Milly**
I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
**[22:16] Milly**
When the devils attacked Elvania,
the reason he was able to make it in time
**[22:20] Milly**
was because of all the traps
set along on the way!
**[22:23] Milly**
So if this is no different from back then,
**[22:25] Milly**
you'll be the one to save her again!
**[22:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah.
**[22:30] Touka (Yuna)**
All I did back then was buy time.
**[22:33] Touka (Yuna)**
We'd have been helpless
if the hero hadn't shown up.
**[22:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That said...
**[22:38] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
**[22:40] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got the legendary hero's power.
**[22:42] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got friends I can trust.
**[22:44] Touka (Yuna)**
So this time, I really will be the one to...
**[22:47] Touka (Yuna)**
*We'll* be the ones to save Yuna!
**[22:49] Milly**
Of course we will!
**[22:52] Touka (Yuna)**
Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
**[22:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm gonna hit the crapper.
**[22:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I've been holding it in this whole time.
**[22:59] Milly**
Yeah, sure!
**[23:05] Touka**
* Yeah, I've been holding in*
* the urge all this time...*
**[23:10] Touka**
*No matter what anyone tells me,*
**[23:12] Touka**
*I have no choice* but *to save Yuna.*
**[23:16] Touka**
* Rather, there's something even more*
* precious than Yuna I have to protect...*
**[23:21] Touka**
*It's these pretty li'l thighs!*
**[23:23] Touka**
*Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!*
**[23:26] Touka**
* The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness*
* and beauty in one tight package!*
**[23:30] Touka**
* This creamy softness from*
* which all kindness flows...*
**[23:34] Touka**
*They could suck my entire body in—*
**[23:36] sign**
18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
# E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN39J/into-the-legendary-heros-past)
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**[00:01] Touka**
*A dream? Where'd this come from?*
**[00:04] Touka's Dad**
Hey, brat.
**[00:06] Touka's Dad**
You got a problem or something?
**[00:08] Touka**
*Ah, yeah, that's how it usually went, huh?*
**[00:11] Touka**
*Next, he's gonna hit me,*
**[00:13] Touka**
*while Mom just looks at me apologetically.*
**[00:17] Touka**
*Damn... Why now of all times?*
**[00:20] Touka**
*I was trying to appreciate Yuna's—*
**[00:23] Touka**
*Huh?!*
**[00:25] Touka**
*That hurt!*
**[00:28] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[00:34] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[00:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[00:40] sign**
THE
**[00:41] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:41] sign**
DARY
**[00:42] sign**
HERO
**[00:42] sign**
IS
**[00:43] sign**
DEAD
**[00:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[00:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[00:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[00:59] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[01:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[01:02] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[01:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[01:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[01:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[01:57] sign**
Episode 9
**[01:57] sign**
Into the Legendary Hero's Past
**[01:58] Touka**
*Okay, that settles that.*
**[01:59] Touka**
*I'm definitely me from a few years ago,*
**[02:02] Touka**
*and this is definitely Elvania.*
**[02:04] Touka**
*Am I back in the past?*
**[02:07] Touka**
*What triggered this?*
**[02:09] Touka**
*All I did was stroke Yuna's thighs a little.*
**[02:12] Touka**
*Actually, wait a sec...*
**[02:14] Touka**
* I've never really gotten*
* to stroke Yuna's thighs before.*
**[02:17] Touka**
*Could that be what did it?*
**[02:20] Touka**
*Yeah, nah.*
**[02:22] Touka**
* Whatever the case, I better find*
* a way to get back to normal fast.*
**[02:26] Touka**
*I gotta save Yuna, after all.*
**[02:28] Touka**
*Hang on. Do I* really *hafta get back?*
**[02:31] Touka**
* I've got more than ten years*
* before Yuna becomes a devil.*
**[02:34] Touka**
* What if I use that time*
* to come up with a plan?*
**[02:39] Touka**
*Yeah, I'll do just that!*
**[02:40] Touka**
* Meaning I can enjoy this miraculous*
* time slip to its fullest!*
**[02:48] Lady**
Oh, good day.
**[02:53] Touka**
*No need to fear!*
**[02:55] Touka**
* Anyone'd see this as*
* just a harmless child's prank!*
**[02:58] Lady**
Oh, good day.
**[03:01] Young Touka**
Huh?
**[03:01] Young Touka**
Hey, you're supposed to get mad
or grossed out or something!
**[03:05] Lady**
Good day.
**[03:06] Old Lady**
Hello there.
**[03:08] Man A**
What's up, kiddo?
**[03:09] Man B**
How ya doing, buddy?
**[03:10] Touka**
*Don't ask me how I'm doing!*
**[03:12] Touka**
*The hell is going on?*
**[03:18] Touka**
*Why isn't anyone reacting?*
**[03:20] Touka**
*Damn it!*
**[03:22] Touka**
*What the hell is going on here?!*
**[03:25] Touka**
* Basking in thighs to my heart's*
* content should be heaven,*
**[03:29] Touka**
* but if the girls don't react,*
* they might as well be radishes!*
**[03:32] Touka**
*I can't take this kind of lonely life here.*
**[03:36] Touka**
*Wait.*
**[03:37] Touka**
*My parents were still acting like themselves.*
**[03:41] Touka**
*It was today...*
**[03:43] Touka**
* The rare occasion my dad beat us*
* in front of his mercenary buddies*
**[03:47] Touka**
*was the day I first met Yuna!*
**[03:50] Touka**
*If I'm right about this...*
**[03:53] Young Yuna**
What are you doing out here all by yourself?
**[03:58] Young Touka**
Waiting for you, Yuna.
**[03:59] Young Yuna**
Huh? For me?
**[04:01] Young Touka**
Uh, I mean, my dad hit me!
**[04:03] Young Touka**
I don't wanna go home now.
**[04:05] Touka**
*I knew it!*
**[04:07] Touka**
* The only folks acting weird are*
* people I didn't really know!*
**[04:11] Touka**
*Hang on. If this was how we met,*
**[04:13] Touka**
*how did Yuna already know who I was?*
**[04:17] Young Yuna**
I'll stay with you, Touka.
**[04:22] Touka**
*Well, never mind the reason.*
**[04:24] Touka**
*Yuna saying that was what—*
**[04:27] Touka**
*Wait. At this age, I could...*
**[04:28] Young Touka**
Hey, does staying with me forever mean
**[04:30] Young Touka**
you'll let me worship those thighs
of yours even after we grow up?
**[04:35] Young Yuna**
Yeah, sure.
**[04:37] Touka**
*Too easy!*
**[04:38] Young Touka**
With stockings on, of course.
**[04:40] Young Yuna**
I don't know what that means, but sure.
**[04:44] Touka**
*That's right.*
**[04:45] Touka**
* At this age, I could slowly raise Yuna*
* into my dream version of her!*
**[04:50] Young Yuna**
You must be hungry.
**[04:52] Young Yuna**
I'll go get us some food.
**[04:54] Young Yuna**
Wait here!
**[04:55] Touka**
*Damn it! I almost had her!*
**[04:57] Yuna**
Knock it off already!
**[04:59] Yuna**
Making me make all those weird promises...
**[05:01] Yuna**
Don't sully my precious memories, you idiot!
**[05:04] Yuna**
Pervert!
**[05:06] Young Touka**
No way...
**[05:08] Young Touka**
That voice...
**[05:10] Yuna**
N-No, wait! Don't come any closer!
**[05:13] Young Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:16] Yuna**
What are you all teary-eyed about?
**[05:18] Young Touka**
Are you really Yuna?
**[05:20] Yuna**
Yeah, as far as I can tell...
**[05:23] Yuna**
Hey, don't start crying!
**[05:25] Young Touka**
Shut up!
**[05:26] Young Touka**
I'm just more of a crybaby in this kid body.
**[05:29] Young Touka**
Seriously, what are you doing here?
**[05:30] Young Touka**
And why are you naked?
**[05:32] Yuna**
That's what I'd like to know.
**[05:34] Yuna**
But one thing I can say for sure
**[05:36] Yuna**
is that this is a fake past created by magic.
**[05:41] Young Touka**
A fake past?
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] sign**
Touka's
Shirt
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] Yuna**
I can breathe a little easier now!
**[05:48] Young Touka**
Don't you rip my stockings!
**[05:50] Young Touka**
You stole my shirt too, damn it!
**[05:51] Yuna**
At least you've still got pants.
**[05:54] Young Touka**
Why not just borrow some
clothes from someone?
**[05:57] Yuna**
Because...
**[05:58] Yuna**
I can't touch them.
**[06:00] Yuna**
I've been following you all this time,
**[06:03] Yuna**
but nobody seems to realize I'm here,
**[06:05] Yuna**
and I can't touch anything in this world.
**[06:07] Young Touka**
But you can touch me and stuff I'm wearing?
**[06:12] Young Touka**
Wait, you were following me?
**[06:14] Yuna**
Yes, and I saw *all* the depraved things
you subjected the townspeople to.
**[06:19] Young Touka**
I-It wasn't like that!
**[06:21] Young Touka**
I was just trying to unravel
the mystery of this world!
**[06:23] Yuna**
It was *definitely* like that,
you perverted scumbag!
**[06:28] Young Touka**
Whatever's going on here,
**[06:30] Young Touka**
it certainly seems to be
magical in origin, like you said.
**[06:35] Passerby**
Hello there.
**[06:36] Yuna**
That man... He looks like Dr. Leland.
**[06:39] Young Touka**
And that's Isaac's head on Siruela's body.
**[06:42] Young Touka**
Gross!
**[06:44] Young Touka**
Hang on.
**[06:45] Young Touka**
The people I know well
both look and act like themselves.
**[06:49] Young Touka**
But the people I barely know
don't have real personalities,
**[06:53] Young Touka**
and anyone whose appearance
I can't even remember becomes
**[06:57] Young Touka**
some combo of people I do.
**[06:58] Yuna**
In other words, this is...
**[07:01] Young Touka**
It's not the past, but rather
a world made from my memories.
**[07:05] Young Touka**
Does that mean you're a memory too?
**[07:08] Yuna**
I'm definitely me!
**[07:10] Yuna**
Because my soul is also still in my body,
**[07:10] sign**
Yuna's Soul
**[07:10] sign**
Yuna's Body
**[07:10] sign**
Touka's Soul
**[07:13] Yuna**
maybe I got sucked in too?
**[07:15] Young Touka**
I can see that.
**[07:17] Young Touka**
But if we ain't really back in the past,
**[07:19] Young Touka**
there's a good chance that time's passing
here just like in the real world.
**[07:23] Young Touka**
I better get outta here.
**[07:25] Yuna**
Good idea, but how will you do it?
**[07:30] Young Touka**
What if I leave the city...
**[07:32] Young Touka**
and go somewhere I'd never been?
**[07:36] Young Touka**
By the way...
**[07:37] Young Touka**
How'd you know my name
the day we first met?
**[07:40] Young Touka**
Did you fall in love at first—
**[07:42] Yuna**
Nothing like that!
**[07:43] Yuna**
You were always all
bruised up and by yourself,
**[07:47] Yuna**
so I asked around about you
and decided I was going to help.
**[07:50] Young Touka**
Is that why you promised to stay
with me the first time we met?
**[07:53] Young Touka**
That's pretty over the top.
**[07:54] Young Touka**
Just reaching out on a whim like that...
**[07:56] Young Touka**
What am I, some abandoned cat?
**[07:58] Yuna**
Why do you have to interpret it
in such a negative way?
**[08:02] Young Touka**
Still, thanks.
**[08:05] Yuna**
S-Sure...
**[08:09] Young Touka**
What the heck is this?
**[08:11] Yuna**
There's nothing here. It's all white.
**[08:16] Young Touka**
I think I can pass through.
**[08:20] Young Touka**
I'll shout if it's dangerous,
so pull me back.
**[08:22] Yuna**
Okay.
**[08:25] Yuna**
Hey, Touka! You're pulling too hard!
**[08:28] Yuna**
I'm gonna get yanked—
**[08:31] Yuna**
Why am I naked again?
**[08:33] Yuna**
Is this the day I first
invited you to our house?
**[08:36] Young Touka**
Yeah.
**[08:38] Touka**
*This was the first time I met Milly.*
**[08:41] Touka**
* I lied and bragged I'd beaten up bears and*
* gorillas, which is what kicked off our duels.*
**[08:47] Young Touka**
I gotta hit the can.
**[08:48] Yuna**
Where are you going?
**[08:50] Yuna**
This isn't the way to the bathroom!
**[08:52] Young Touka**
I'm gonna jump back into that white space!
**[08:56] Yuna**
Again? But it didn't get you out last time!
**[08:58] Young Touka**
It's all about time!
**[09:00] Young Touka**
Jumping in forced an advance in time!
**[09:02] Young Touka**
If I keep doing it,
we'll reach the present eventually!
**[09:12] Touka**
I never thought I'd be running a marathon
through the world of my memories...
**[09:16] Yuna**
Where are we?
**[09:18] Touka**
Five years ago.
**[09:20] Touka**
The day I left Elvania, I'd say.
**[09:22] Touka**
Dad wanted to hit up the northern
continent to loot the raided cities.
**[09:27] Touka**
You didn't come to see me off then.
**[09:30] Touka**
We'd had a fight, I think.
**[09:32] Yuna**
Because you swapped all the socks
in my dresser for stockings!
**[09:37] Touka**
Hey, I'd forgotten I did that!
**[09:39] Yuna**
I really regretted being stubborn
and not seeing you off, though.
**[09:44] Touka**
Y-You mean it?
**[09:46] Yuna**
O-Of course not!
I only regretted it a little!
**[09:48] Yuna**
I totally forgot about you
the very next day!
**[09:51] Yuna**
Now, let's move on to
the next entry in your past!
**[09:55] Yuna**
Is this the northern continent?
**[09:59] Touka**
This was the day my dad disappeared
and I got sick.
**[10:03] Touka**
My mom went off to find medicine
**[10:06] Touka**
and died...
**[10:07] Touka**
I might still make it!
**[10:09] Touka**
Mom!
**[10:11] Touka**
Maybe I can save her!
**[10:12] Yuna**
Touka, this isn't reality!
**[10:28] Touka's Mom**
You came...
**[10:31] Touka's Mom**
I forgot to give you this letter
Yuna left for you...
**[10:40] Touka's Mom**
I'm sorry.
**[10:42] Touka's Mom**
I looked the other way when such
awful things were happening to you...
**[10:49] Touka's Mom**
I was a terrible mother.
**[10:52] Touka's Mom**
Perhaps I have no right to say this...
**[10:57] Touka's Mom**
But I really do love you, Touka.
**[11:06] Touka**
Damn it...
**[11:08] Touka**
This was four years ago already.
**[11:11] Touka**
Give me a damn break...
**[11:20] Yuna**
Now it's a battlefield?!
**[11:22] Touka**
Yeah, so be careful!
**[11:26] Touka**
What happens if we die here?
**[11:30] Touka**
What's with the grim expression?
**[11:32] Yuna**
N-Nothing.
**[11:37] Yuna**
What is that sound?
**[11:39] Touka**
That's right. This was the day...
**[11:41] Touka**
that all of humanity stopped fighting.
**[11:45] Touka**
The day the Gates of Hell opened.
**[11:51] Yuna**
You saw it?
**[11:52] Touka**
Yeah.
**[11:55] Touka**
We better scram too!
**[12:03] Touka**
Nothing in particular happened on this day.
**[12:06] Touka**
Let's hurry up and advance more.
**[12:09] Yuna**
*Something* must have happened!
**[12:10] Yuna**
Everything we've been through
so far was of significance.
**[12:13] Yuna**
I mean, where did that wound come from?
**[12:16] Touka**
Oh, yeah, I got kinda whacked
by a devil on this day.
**[12:20] Touka**
But it's no big deal, okay?
**[12:21] Yuna**
Touka!
**[12:22] Yuna**
I never even imagined you were
going through all this...
**[12:27] Yuna**
When you made it back, I took it for granted
and blamed you for being gone.
**[12:32] Yuna**
Why...
**[12:34] Yuna**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[12:36] Yuna**
Weren't we childhood friends?
**[12:38] Touka**
How was I supposed to...
**[12:41] Yuna**
I know everything.
**[12:44] Yuna**
Even infected with
the devil-conversion spell,
**[12:47] Yuna**
I can still see and hear what's
going on around me.
**[12:50] Yuna**
I think my consciousness is the only thing
that escaped the magical hold on my soul.
**[12:56] Yuna**
So I heard your conversation with Milly.
**[12:58] Yuna**
That you came to save us three years ago.
**[13:04] Yuna**
And yet I... I was always going on and on
about the hero and chewing you out.
**[13:10] Yuna**
Even though you barely
even made it back to us...
**[13:14] Yuna**
I'm sorry.
**[13:16] Yuna**
The one who truly saved me...
It was you, Touka.
**[13:21] Touka**
The hell are you apologizing for?
**[13:24] Touka**
It was the hero who saved you.
**[13:26] Touka**
And I only came back 'cause I wanted to.
**[13:31] Touka**
I mean it when I said nothing
really happened on this day.
**[13:34] Touka**
It was just the day I read your letter.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Touka**
Yeah, fine, whatever.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Touka**
Gonna die in some unknown land,
all alone and with nothing...
**[13:47] (Flashback) Touka**
A shitty end to a shitty life.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Touka**
Hey, yeah. I never read this, did I?
**[13:57] (Flashback) Touka**
"I'll make up with you
when you get back," huh?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Touka**
Wait a minute! Is that it?!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Touka**
No "I have faith that you'll return to me"?
**[14:08] (Flashback) Touka**
Or "Even if we're far apart,
I'll never forget you"?!
**[14:14] (Flashback) Touka**
Even at the bitter end, I don't get forgiven?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Touka**
What a load of crap.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Touka**
How the hell am I supposed to die like this?
**[14:24] Touka**
Boy, that pissed me off, y'know?
**[14:27] Yuna**
W-Well, I had no idea you'd
been through all this...
**[14:30] Touka**
But it was so like you, Yuna,
that it made me miss home.
**[14:34] Touka**
I don't know if I could've recovered
if not for what you wrote.
**[14:39] Touka**
Yuna, you say that I saved you,
**[14:43] Touka**
but between this day,
**[14:45] Touka**
and the day we first met,
**[14:47] Touka**
and you coming on this journey with me...
**[14:50] Touka**
It's always been *you* saving *me*.
**[14:56] Touka**
So, with that being the situation and all,
**[14:58] Touka**
I'm pretty sure I should be
telling you not to apologize.
**[15:01] Touka**
That's on me for not actually
being there to save you for real.
**[15:04] Touka**
Seriously, that stupid letter saving me
bugged me so much
**[15:08] Touka**
that I never wanted to bring it up.
**[15:18] Touka**
A high-rank devil?!
**[15:19] Yuna**
Were you attacked by a high-rank
devil today, too?
**[15:22] Touka**
No, I've never seen that thing before.
**[15:25] Yuna**
What?
**[15:25] Nefu**
Honestly, my dear Touka Scott.
**[15:27] Nefu**
A man talking to himself
is so boring to watch.
**[15:30] Nefu**
There's nothing I love better
than peeking into human memories.
**[15:36] Nefu**
It's a pleasure I just can't get in Hell!
**[15:39] Nefu**
Yet all you're doing is talking to yourself.
**[15:42] Nefu**
I need you to play your role,
or else this is no fun for me.
**[15:46] Touka**
So this world is your doing, huh?
**[15:50] Nefu**
Precisely!
**[15:52] Nefu**
It's a bit like a dream world, you see.
**[15:55] Nefu**
In the real world,
you're fast asleep at my side.
**[16:00] Nefu**
Once I tire of their memories,
**[16:01] Nefu**
I typically come inside
to devour my victim.
**[16:04] Nefu**
But I've never gotten bored
so quickly before.
**[16:07] Touka**
*Damn it. This is bad.*
**[16:09] Touka**
* Why'd the spellcaster have to*
* be a high-rank devil?*
**[16:12] Touka**
Let's run, Yuna!
**[16:14] Nefu**
A pity there's no way out.
**[16:17] Nefu**
The only way to escape is to defeat me,
**[16:20] Nefu**
but that's certainly not possible, is it?
**[16:23] Touka**
What a polite little devil!
**[16:25] Touka**
Consider my destination set now.
**[16:28] Touka**
*I'm gonna keep sprinting...*
**[16:29] Touka**
*until I reach my finest hour!*
**[16:36] Touka**
* Sion the hero could take out*
* a high-rank devil.*
**[16:39] Touka**
Hey, hero!
**[16:40] Touka**
A high-rank devil is on the way.
**[16:42] Touka**
Go beat it, okay?!
**[16:44] Sion**
Huh?
**[16:45] Sion**
Why should *I* do the bidding
of a little piece of trash like you?
**[16:49] Yuna**
*Who's that?!*
**[16:50] Touka**
Damn it!
**[16:51] Touka**
I was a fool to ask
that twisted freak for help!
**[16:54] Yuna**
*The devil's altering Touka's memories now?!*
**[17:01] Yuna**
The legendary hero was
defeated that easily?!
**[17:04] Touka**
We can't stay here.
**[17:05] Touka**
Let's move on!
**[17:08] Touka**
Why'd we have to wind up *here*?!
**[17:13] Touka**
Not good!
**[17:16] Touka**
Kyle!
**[17:17] Touka**
Yeah, he could do the job!
**[17:21] Nefu**
They're nothing but memories.
**[17:24] Nefu**
Before me, this world's creator, they are...
**[17:27] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:28] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:29] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:34] Touka**
Good, we finally made it here.
**[17:36] Touka**
And I'm as strong as I was then.
**[17:38] Touka**
Now I can fight him!
**[17:41] Nefu**
You wish to fight me on your best day?
**[17:44] Nefu**
A wise decision.
**[17:46] Touka**
Don't tell me you can steal
that power from me, too?
**[17:49] Nefu**
If only I could.
**[17:52] Nefu**
Alas, I can only manipulate
products of pure memory.
**[17:57] Nefu**
I cannot tamper with your own
memories of yourself.
**[18:02] Nefu**
There's so much I can't do.
It's really quite pathetic.
**[18:06] Nefu**
Souls are all I can eat, and to eat,
I must attack in the world of memories.
**[18:12] Nefu**
And while I'm inside your memories,
I'm defenseless in the real world.
**[18:17] Nefu**
If a third party kills me or
you're awakened from your slumber,
**[18:21] Nefu**
the spell breaks automatically.
**[18:23] Touka**
Yeah, talk about a ton of weaknesses.
**[18:26] Touka**
Are you telling me all this 'cause
you've given up on our fight?
**[18:30] Nefu**
Oh, not at all!
**[18:32] Nefu**
I'm saying that even given such weaknesses,
you cannot defeat me.
**[18:36] Nefu**
One reason for that is because,
**[18:38] Nefu**
in the real world, my dear friends
are fighting your companions!
**[18:43] Nefu**
In other words, there's no one
to save you on the outside.
**[18:47] Nefu**
Another reason is because...
**[18:49] Nefu**
you simply don't have the power
to inflict a single scratch upon me.
**[18:54] Touka**
Oh, please. I'm in Sion the hero's body.
**[18:57] Nefu**
Go on and try it, then.
**[19:00] Touka**
I'm on it!
**[19:02] Touka**
No need...
**[19:03] Touka**
to even ask!
**[19:05] Touka**
I can't hit him!
**[19:07] Nefu**
It's all pointless, you see.
**[19:09] Nefu**
This world is a creation of my magic,
**[19:13] Nefu**
meaning I can read
all your thoughts in advance.
**[19:17] Touka**
In that case...
**[19:18] Touka**
I'll have to face you without thinking.
**[19:22] Touka**
Wuh?
**[19:23] Yuna**
He really did stop thinking!
**[19:27] Nefu**
That is indeed how to fight me...
**[19:29] Nefu**
if only you were capable of it.
**[19:32] Nefu**
I'm so disappointed.
**[19:34] Nefu**
The man who killed the legendary
hero led such a sad, average life.
**[19:40] Nefu**
I pity Sion for falling at the hands
of someone so dull.
**[19:47] Touka**
I'm getting pretty sick
of that stupid laugh of yours.
**[19:51] Touka**
Barging into someone's mind
and writing their life off as dull?
**[19:55] Touka**
Sounds like you're the dull one!
**[19:58] Touka**
Some asshole who's never held anyone dear
would never understand.
**[20:03] Touka**
Even if I had the chance
to live another life,
**[20:06] Touka**
I'd still choose this one!
**[20:09] Touka**
'Cause a life without Yuna and the others
**[20:11] Touka**
would *really* be a shitty life to me!
**[20:14] Nefu**
Well, then...
**[20:17] Nefu**
That's a pity.
**[20:18] Nefu**
Because that life is now over!
**[20:24] Nefu**
*Eh?*
**[20:24] Nefu**
*That action just now...*
**[20:26] Nefu**
*I didn't see it coming.*
**[20:28] Yuna**
I knew it. He can't see me at all.
**[20:32] Touka**
Gotcha.
**[20:33] Touka**
His magic can't account for the weird
situation of two souls in the same body.
**[20:41] Nefu**
*Two souls?*
**[20:43] Nefu**
*I thought perhaps he'd just gone mad,*
**[20:46] Nefu**
*but is there truly someone else inside him?*
**[20:49] Yuna**
I'm gonna get on your back.
**[20:52] Touka**
*Her thighs... And they're wrapped around me?!*
**[20:55] Yuna**
Don't give one thought to how
you move your arms, all right?
**[20:59] Touka**
R-Right.
**[21:00] Touka**
It's gonna be hard for me to think
about much right now anyway.
**[21:03] Yuna**
Here we go!
**[21:05] Touka**
You see that?
**[21:06] Touka**
Behold our first real liaison together!
**[21:09] Yuna**
Don't say things that
could be misinterpreted!
**[21:12] Nefu**
*What in the world?*
**[21:14] Nefu**
*The one I can't detect is in control?*
**[21:17] Nefu**
* Still, he should be cognizant*
* of what he's doing.*
**[21:21] Nefu**
*If I read that...*
**[21:23] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:25] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:28] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:32] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:32] Nefu**
* His entire mental process*
* is overwhelmed by thighs!*
**[21:33] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:36] Nefu**
*What a truly base creature.*
**[21:39] Nefu**
*Humans are such brilliant beings,*
**[21:41] Nefu**
* yet this one is trash beneath*
* even a low-rank devil!*
**[21:44] Nefu**
*I-I've got to escape.*
**[21:45] Nefu**
*I don't want to die in memories like—*
**[21:51] Yuna**
We may never see each other again after this.
**[21:54] Touka**
Huh?
**[21:56] Touka**
Hey, screw that.
**[21:57] Touka**
This time, I'm gonna save you for sure.
**[22:00] Touka**
So don't you worry. Just sit tight.
**[22:03] Yuna**
Okay. I'll be waiting.
**[22:16] Touka (Yuna)**
This is reality... right?
**[22:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna?!
**[22:23] Yuna**
N-No way! You can see me?
**[22:25] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[22:25] Touka (Yuna)**
So am I looking at your consciousness now?
**[22:28] Yuna**
Hey! Don't just touch me like that!
**[22:31] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[22:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you guys are okay?
**[22:35] Touka (Yuna)**
The enemy said the workshop
was attacked, so...
**[22:38] Anri**
Indeed. So were you attacked as well?
**[22:41] Anri**
We just defeated our assailants.
**[22:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Heck, what was I so worried about?
**[22:46] Marguerite**
In other news, Touka...
**[22:48] Marguerite**
We finished repairs
to the enchanted carriage!
**[22:50] Marguerite**
Now we can set course for Elvania!
**[22:53] sign**
Meanwhile
**[22:58] Siruela**
"Run your own investigations"?
**[23:01] Siruela**
That piece of shit! I should've
had him put to death!
**[23:05] Rosale**
What's the matter, Dame Siruela?
**[23:09] sign**
Rosale Charis
Court Magician
**[23:12] Siruela**
I asked the hero to investigate where
the astral form you witnessed flew off to,
**[23:17] Siruela**
but he turned me down.
**[23:19] Rosale**
Ah, you mean the necromancer
who gave Leland access to necromancy?
**[23:23] Rosale**
I've taken my own measures on that front.
**[23:27] Rosale**
I suspect they've located the enemy
base right around now...
**[23:32] Rosale**
The elites of my Order of Magical Warriors.
**[23:37] sign**
14 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
# E10 - The Raid of the Legendary Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J2Q2/the-raid-of-the-legendary-hero)
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**[00:02] Anri**
Possession necromancy!
**[00:05] sign**
Using 2 soma drops
Mana level 1 → 7
**[00:05] Touka**
Back to this stupid body, huh?
**[00:08] Yuna**
I'm just glad you're out of mine!
That was disgusting.
**[00:11] Touka**
We were doing just fine that way, though!
**[00:14] Touka**
Forcing me out could've cost me
the ability to see you.
**[00:16] Yuna**
But it didn't, so who cares?
**[00:19] Marguerite**
Er, might I ask to whom you're speaking?
**[00:21] Touka**
Huh? Oh, Yuna's right there.
**[00:27] Anri**
Dame Yuna! Whatever happened to you?!
**[00:29] Milly**
But I recognize that jawline!
It's definitely her!
**[00:32] Yuna**
How is that me?!
**[00:33] Touka**
I'm talking about Yuna's *consciousness*.
**[00:36] Touka**
An astral projection of it.
**[00:38] Anri/Milly**
Her consciousness?
**[00:39] Touka**
I dunno how it happened,
but since leaving the memory world,
**[00:42] Touka**
I've been able to see her.
**[00:45] Anri**
Mana sight!
**[00:48] Anri**
Ah, so that there is
Dame Yuna's consciousness?
**[00:51] Anri**
Perhaps your prolonged possession of her body
has forged a connection between your souls.
**[00:57] Touka**
We're connected?
**[00:58] Anri**
Indeed.
**[00:59] Anri**
I can see the mana threads.
**[01:01] Anri**
The reason you dragged Dame Yuna
into the world of your memories,
**[01:05] Anri**
and the reason you can see her now,
**[01:07] Anri**
must be due to this connection between you.
**[01:12] Touka**
She says we've got a connection!
**[01:14] Yuna**
Which I find pretty creepy. Don't you?
**[01:16] Milly**
But what do we do with my sister's body?
**[01:18] Milly**
If Papa finds her like this...
**[01:20] Yuna**
I certainly don't want you
possessing me anymore!
**[01:23] Touka**
Fine, I get it.
**[01:25] Touka**
Let's tie her up and hide her
in the trunk in the enchanted carriage.
**[01:29] Touka**
If we tell him she went back to the village
or something, he'll probably buy it.
**[01:32] Fieri**
I don't think I will.
**[01:38] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:46] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:50] sign**
THE
**[01:51] sign**
LEGEN
**[01:51] sign**
DARY
**[01:52] sign**
HERO
**[01:52] sign**
IS
**[01:53] sign**
DEAD
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[01:59] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[02:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[02:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[02:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[03:07] sign**
Episode 10
**[03:07] sign**
The Raid of the Legendary Hero
**[03:08] Dott**
*When I was placed in charge of this city,*
**[03:10] Dott**
*I decided to use it to enhance my personal wealth.*
**[03:12] Dott**
*I built the facilities that the city lacked,*
**[03:16] Dott**
* so that when the time came,*
* I could make even more money!*
**[03:20] Dott**
*However...*
**[03:22] Dott**
* At some point, the citizens*
* began to respect me!*
**[03:26] Dott**
*It was a pretty nice feeling!*
**[03:29] Citizens**
Mayor!
**[03:33] Belarco**
We've arrived at the capital.
**[03:36] Belarco**
Only thirteen or fourteen hours remain.
**[03:39] Belarco**
Even if we inform His Majesty,
it may be too late.
**[03:43] Belarco**
What troubles you?
**[03:45] Dott**
I've been such a fool.
**[03:49] Friedrich**
Diego, you need to stop sending
in assassins haphazardly.
**[03:54] Friedrich**
Ethel betrayed us.
**[03:55] Friedrich**
Nefu has been slain,
his magic crystal likely taken.
**[03:59] Friedrich**
Everything you do just
makes them more powerful.
**[04:02] Diego**
Come now, don't tell me
you're losing your nerve.
**[04:06] Diego**
I can see your nose running there.
**[04:08] Friedrich**
You know that's unrelated.
**[04:10] Diego**
You know I'll win in the end,
no matter how powerful our foe may be.
**[04:21] Leven**
Damn, I missed!
**[04:23] Diego**
Excellent timing.
**[04:24] Diego**
I'll use these fools as a demonstration.
**[04:28] Diego**
That should stop your
nose from running, right?
**[04:31] Friedrich**
You know that's unrelated.
**[04:34] Siruela**
A type of clairvoyance
to see through the eyes of another?
**[04:37] Rosale**
Yes.
**[04:38] Rosale**
It appears the Order of Magical Warriors
has engaged the necromancers.
**[04:43] Leven**
It's over, necromancer!
**[04:45] Dominique**
That was too easy.
**[04:47] Dominique**
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
**[04:51] Diego**
There's one down!
**[04:54] Leven**
The ability to regenerate
from decapitation?
**[04:56] Leven**
It's almost like...
**[04:58] Diego**
Yes, the power of the Infernal Generals.
**[05:02] Diego**
By using one of their bodies,
preserved here, like a magic crystal,
**[05:04] Diego**
I have an Infernal General's
regenerative power at my disposal!
**[05:09] Leven**
Thanks for the explanation.
**[05:15] Diego**
The blood magic doesn't come
from the Infernal General, though.
**[05:20] Dominique**
Commander!
**[05:21] Dominique**
We don't have time to deal with peons,
**[05:24] Dominique**
you snot-nosed bastard!
**[05:29] Dominique**
How?!
**[05:30] Dominique**
What just happened?!
**[05:31] Friedrich**
That was too easy.
**[05:33] Friedrich**
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
**[05:38] Dominique**
P-Please spare me.
**[05:40] Dominique**
I'll do anything you ask!
**[05:44] Diego**
Still trying to beat me?
**[05:47] Diego**
You've got me in tears.
**[05:49] Diego**
In honor of your bravery,
I'll show you my full power.
**[05:53] Diego**
Remote necromancy.
**[05:57] Diego**
Infernal General Vertex!
**[06:01] Diego**
Now...
**[06:02] Diego**
Cry lots of tears for me as you perish.
**[06:07] Magical Warrior 2**
Damn it, stay back! Stay back!
**[06:13] Rosele**
My Order of Magical Warriors...
***SIGN*** The Infernal Generals...
***SIGN*** I never expected to see them oppose us even in death.
**[06:22] Siruela**
If our enemy attacked the capital
with power like that,
**[06:25] Siruela**
we would never survive.
***SIGN*** Then we shall strike first!
***SIGN*** Muster a fighting force and sortie to Elvania!
***SIGN*** We will stop them before they can start!
**[06:35] Dott**
Your Majesty! You must sortie at once!
**[06:37] Dott**
There's no time to waste!
***SIGN*** Who goes there? The mayor of Moaran and Twin-Spear Belarco?
**[06:43] Minister 1**
Twin-Spear Belarco?
**[06:45] Minister 1**
He's the man who slew
a hundred devils at once!
**[06:48] Minister 2**
I heard it was a hundred *high-rank* devils!
***SIGN*** Why say you there's no time to waste?
**[06:54] Dott**
A devil in the necromancers' service
**[06:57] Dott**
is on the verge of turning
the people of Moaran into devils!
**[07:01] Dott**
We barely have twelve hours left!
**[07:04] Dott**
The legendary hero is doing his best,
**[07:06] Dott**
but Elvania is overrun by devils,
**[07:09] Dott**
and his party alone stands little chance.
***SIGN*** But it will take days to gather a proper fighting force.
**[07:14] Dott**
Regardless, you must act!
**[07:16] Dott**
If only companions of the legendary hero...
**[07:19] Dott**
I beg of you!
**[07:20] Dott**
I'll do whatever it takes!
**[07:22] Dott**
Money is no object for me!
**[07:23] Dott**
Please, save my citizens!
**[07:26] Dott**
Although I'm their mayor,
**[07:28] Dott**
I'm a terrible person who's only thought
about myself and my own profits!
**[07:32] Dott**
Yet, in spite of that,
my citizens still respected me.
**[07:38] Dott**
And I've finally come to realize...
**[07:41] Dott**
I really care about them!
**[07:44] Dott**
They're a true treasure I don't want to lose!
**[07:47] Belarco**
I beseech you too.
**[07:48] Dott**
Belarco!
**[07:50] Dott**
And the horse!
**[07:51] Siruela**
Rise, Dott Burns.
**[07:53] Siruela**
Your Majesty, permit me to mobilize
the Knights and our enchanted ship.
***SIGN*** But against an enemy so powerful that even Belarco requests aid,
***SIGN*** even if we send the Knights...
**[08:03] Siruela**
Not just the Knights.
**[08:06] Siruela**
I'm going to ask for *his* help as well.
**[08:09] Dott**
Who in the world are we going to meet?
**[08:11] Siruela**
I found him walking naked through the capital
a few days ago and arrested him.
**[08:15] Dott**
He was streaking?!
**[08:17] Kyle**
I see...
**[08:18] Kyle**
I understand why you'd request my aid.
**[08:22] Kyle**
With Sion gone,
**[08:24] Kyle**
I'm now the world's most superior specimen.
**[08:27] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; "Pinnacle of Humanity"
**[08:27] Kyle**
The very pinnacle of humanity.
**[08:32] Fieri**
Part of the reason this happened was that
I left Yuna behind to go on my journey.
**[08:38] Fieri**
So I'll forgive you.
**[08:40] Fieri**
But...
**[08:42] Fieri**
Only if you agree to convert
to the Church of Tits!
**[08:45] Touka**
Tits rule, man!
**[08:46] Fieri**
That's right! Tits *do* rule!
**[08:49] Marguerite**
*Touka, can you hear me?*
**[08:51] Marguerite**
This is Marguerite.
**[08:53] Touka**
*Wow, I can totally hear you!*
**[08:56] Ledo**
That magical transceiver
I built is impressive, eh?
**[09:00] Ledo**
It should let you communicate
all through the Elvanian area.
**[09:04] Ledo**
And...
**[09:05] Ledo**
I pity that poor girl,
having to stand around naked...
**[09:09] Ledo**
Just put this on her real body.
**[09:12] Ledo**
Clothing made from devil hide
transmits via mana.
**[09:16] Ledo**
It should project onto her astral form too.
**[09:20] Yuna**
Well, it's better than
being naked, at least,
**[09:24] Yuna**
but it's a bit on the fetishy side...
**[09:26] Touka**
Nah, it looks great on you!
**[09:29] Touka**
You've got great taste, old man!
**[09:32] Touka**
You've been a huge help with everything.
**[09:34] Ledo**
Oh, please. I'd do anything for my grandson.
**[09:38] Touka**
But we told you all about that.
**[09:40] Touka**
Sion is—
**[09:42] Ledo**
Oh, I know what's going on.
**[09:44] Fieri**
Touka! It's time to move out!
**[09:46] Touka**
R-Right!
**[09:48] Yuna**
By the way, how did he know I was naked?
**[09:52] Ledo**
*My vision may be failing me,*
**[09:54] Ledo**
* but in exchange, I've gained*
* the ability to see mana and souls.*
**[09:58] Ledo**
*Keep them safe, Sion.*
**[10:01] Ethel**
You really going?
**[10:03] Ethel**
I warned you, though.
**[10:05] Ethel**
Don't blame me if things go south.
**[10:07] Touka**
Yeah.
**[10:08] Touka**
I promised we'd go our
separate ways here, Master.
**[10:11] Ethel**
* Sheesh. Touka's got such*
* a soft spot for me.*
**[10:15] Ethel**
*Even so, we're still enemies.*
**[10:17] Ethel**
*It's time to harden my heart and—*
**[10:19] Touka**
Okay, heading out!
**[10:23] Ethel**
Hey!
**[10:25] Ethel**
Touka! How could you just
leave without a word?!
**[10:29] Touka**
Got me a master!
**[10:31] Touka**
C'mon, despite what you say,
I know you've got a soft spot for me.
**[10:35] Touka**
I figured if I left like that,
you'd worry I didn't like you
**[10:38] Touka**
and come running after me!
**[10:39] Touka**
Looks like I was right!
**[10:41] Ethel**
Y-You...
**[10:43] Touka**
So it's time to pick your poison.
**[10:46] Touka**
What'll it be? You wanna do this
as our ally, or as a *hostage*?
**[10:50] Ethel**
D-Damn you...
**[10:52] Ethel**
You shitty student!
**[10:54] Touka**
The shittiest!
**[10:58] Siruela**
Isaac, you didn't have to come with us.
**[10:59] sign**
Enchanted Ship of the Farom Knighthood
Naglfar
**[11:03] Isaac**
I'm sorry. I couldn't stop
worrying about Her Highness!
**[11:06] Siruela**
I can't believe you helped her
run away like that.
**[11:09] Siruela**
Honestly...
**[11:14] Kyle**
Fancy running into a man who couldn't
even beat a mid-rank devil here.
**[11:20] Siruela**
You seem awfully confident, Kyle Ozment.
**[11:22] Siruela**
We're going up against the Four
Infernal Generals, you know.
**[11:26] Kyle**
But the legendary hero will be there, yes?
**[11:28] Kyle**
I see nothing to worry about.
**[11:30] Siruela**
But that legendary hero is—
**[11:31] Kyle**
Touka, isn't he?
**[11:33] Siruela**
You... You knew about that?!
**[11:36] Kyle**
*I'll kill Touka and become Sion the hero.*
**[11:39] Kyle**
*And then...*
**[11:40] Kyle**
* I'll slay Anri, the other necromancers,*
* and the Four Infernal Generals all by myself!*
**[11:48] Touka**
Almost there, right?
**[11:50] Milly**
Touka, do you know why
I became a legendary hero?
**[11:53] Touka**
Huh? Where's this coming from?
**[11:56] Milly**
I did it because I have a dream of creating
a peaceful world and restoring Elvania.
**[12:02] Milly**
I want...
**[12:03] Milly**
to take back those days we spent in Elvania!
**[12:09] Touka**
Then I guess we're gonna need Yuna.
**[12:11] Milly**
Yeah, totally!
**[12:14] Ethel**
Elvania's nearly in sight. Get ready.
**[12:17] Touka**
Master... You're really gonna help us?
**[12:20] Ethel**
I've never been pleased
about Diego's methods.
**[12:23] Touka**
I hear you! You just love your student
so much, you can't help yourself!
**[12:28] Ethel**
Listen to the words I say!
**[12:30] Touka**
Now then... it's safe to assume
Titty Devil is in those ruins, right?
**[12:35] Ethel**
Yeah.
**[12:36] Ethel**
That's their home base, after all.
**[12:38] Touka**
Then let's do this like we planned, Master.
**[12:41] Touka**
You too, Anri. Get the timing just right.
**[12:43] Anri**
Indeed!
**[12:47] Touka**
I'll shield us with the Sacred Sword!
**[12:49] Touka**
Shannon, use the X-ray crystal!
**[13:01] Diego**
Welcome, legendary hero and company!
**[13:03] Diego**
I'm impressed you made it this far!
**[13:06] Touka**
*The Bloody Tears jerk...*
**[13:08] Touka**
I appreciate the lavish welcome.
**[13:10] Diego**
Only the best for my favorite playmate!
**[13:14] Diego**
But you'd better show me a hell of a time!
**[13:16] Touka**
Hah! That's my line—
**[13:22] Ethel**
Even an invincible zombie can be slain
**[13:24] Ethel**
if you destroy the soul
with a mana-infused weapon.
**[13:29] Ethel**
Sorry, Touka.
**[13:30] Ethel**
As your master, I felt
an obligation to kill you myself.
**[13:33] Diego**
You didn't betray us after all?
**[13:36] Ethel**
I was just waiting for my chance.
**[13:38] Ethel**
If you doubt me,
see for yourself with mana sight.
**[13:40] Ethel**
Touka's soul has been completely destroyed.
**[13:45] Diego**
Well, you're right about that...
**[13:48] Diego**
You really had me fooled!
**[13:51] Diego**
I'd expect no less from
the woman who betrayed humanity.
**[13:53] Diego**
You didn't even hesitate
to kill your own student!
**[13:56] Diego**
Still, it's a shame to see such a highly
anticipated game ended so quickly.
**[14:01] Ethel**
So very sorry.
**[14:04] Ethel**
You can play however you like with the rest.
**[14:06] Ethel**
I'm going to hand the body
over to Mr. Snot-Nose.
**[14:11] Ethel**
*Now the rest is up to you, Touka...*
**[14:16] Touka**
Infiltration complete!
**[14:18] Touka**
Now I get how that Bloody Tears jerk survived
**[14:21] Touka**
even after I killed
the devil he was possessing.
**[14:24] Touka**
If Anri calls off her possession necromancy
the instant before the attack hits,
**[14:29] Touka**
I can bail out before dying.
**[14:31] Touka**
And when that jerk sees the empty shell
of a corpse, he'll naturally assume I'm toast.
**[14:37] Touka**
And Elvania here is our home turf.
**[14:40] Touka**
I know this city from top to bottom.
**[14:43] Touka**
If we follow this sewer—
**[14:45] Anri**
Sir Touka! I wish to accompany you!
**[14:47] Touka**
Accompany me?
**[14:49] Touka**
They're gonna get suspicious
if they don't see you up there!
**[14:52] Anri**
It's all right.
**[14:53] Anri**
I left a duplicate.
**[14:55] Anri**
And even if they do notice, they won't care.
**[14:59] Anri**
Any infiltration I run by myself
is doomed to end in failure,
**[15:03] Anri**
since I'm considered a failure
among necromancers.
**[15:06] Anri**
But even so...
**[15:07] Anri**
I believe I can be of help to you, Sir Touka.
**[15:12] Touka**
Darn it. Guess I can't stop you, then.
**[15:15] Touka**
This'll be our first fight as a trio
since we threw down with Kyle.
**[15:20] Anri**
So you truly can use the Sacred Sword
even in your original body?
**[15:24] Touka**
Yup.
**[15:25] Touka**
Maybe it really did choose me after all.
**[15:28] Anri**
Indeed! Surely it must be so!
**[15:31] Anri**
You've become a legendary hero
to surpass the legendary hero!
**[15:36] Touka**
Gotta say... this body's way more
out of shape than Sion's or Yuna's!
**[15:41] Yuna**
Maybe that's your cue
to work out a little more?
**[15:44] Touka**
I don't need big guns to live the slow life!
**[15:47] Touka**
And hey, are you floating?!
**[15:49] Anri**
Sir Touka! The ruins!
**[15:54] Touka**
Now...
**[15:55] Touka**
Time to find Titty Devil and—
**[15:58] Yuna**
Touka?
**[15:58] Anri**
Sir Touka?!
**[16:00] Touka**
Y-Yeah, haven't been
in this body for a while...
**[16:02] Touka**
I just lost my balance.
**[16:05] Touka**
*My nose is bleeding.*
**[16:07] Touka**
*My head's pounding, too.*
**[16:09] Touka**
* Is it from using possession*
* necromancy too many times?*
**[16:12] Touka**
* Or maybe I shouldn't have*
* used so many soma drops...*
**[16:17] Touka**
*Whatever.*
**[16:18] Touka**
*This isn't so bad that I can't endure it.*
**[16:20] Touka**
* I can't afford to fall apart*
* until I save Yuna.*
**[16:23] Devil A**
Did you hear something?
**[16:26] Touka**
*Not good!*
**[16:27] Touka**
*Form Change!*
**[16:31] Devil A**
Oh, it's a radish.
**[16:33] Devil B**
Yeah, a pretty big radish.
**[16:35] Yuna**
Why did you go with a radish?
**[16:37] Devil A**
What's a giant radish doing here?
**[16:40] Devil B**
Suspicious. Let's investigate.
**[16:45] Touka**
Guess the stealth part of the mission's over.
**[16:47] Touka**
Anri, you're up.
**[16:50] Touka**
* If we possess low-rank devils,*
* we can infiltrate and gather info easy.*
**[16:54] Touka**
* We can stash my body*
* in the Coffin of the Living,*
**[16:57] Touka**
* and carry you around*
* as a "captured intruder."*
**[17:02] Yuna**
Those people... They're going to be killed!
**[17:05] Devil B (Touka)**
But if we pick a fight,
it'll blow our cover!
**[17:08] Devil A (Anri)**
Indeed!
**[17:11] Devil A (Anri)**
Attention, everyone!
**[17:12] Devil A (Anri)**
The hero's party is attacking!
**[17:15] Devil A (Anri)**
You've got to get into the city and fight!
**[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A**
Shaddap!
**[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A**
We don't take orders from low-rank devils!
**[17:20] Mid-ranked devil B**
Get outta here! We do what we want!
**[17:24] Devil A (Anri)**
Sir Touka... They yelled at me.
**[17:26] Devil B (Touka)**
Got it. If they won't listen
to a low-rank devil...
**[17:30] High-ranked devil**
Boobs... Boobs...
**[17:34] Adventurer**
P-Please spare us!
**[17:36] Devil B (Touka)**
Hold it!
**[17:37] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm the wandering high-rank devil, Tou—
**[17:40] Devil B (Touka)**
Er, Tuuka!
**[17:41] High-ranked devil**
You stay out of this!
**[17:43] Devil B (Touka)**
I love watching humans get tormented.
**[17:45] Devil B (Touka)**
So I totally get you.
**[17:47] Yuna**
What? You do?
**[17:49] Devil B (Touka)**
Of course not!
**[17:50] Devil B (Touka)**
I've been studying human culture,
**[17:52] Devil B (Touka)**
and I've learned a way to increase
our enjoyment of them 120 percent!
**[17:56] Crowd**
A hundred and twenty percent?!
**[17:58] Crowd**
Awesome!
**[18:00] Devil B (Touka)**
Don't worry. I'm actually human.
**[18:03] Devil B (Touka)**
I wanna save you right away,
but I can't afford to cause a commotion.
**[18:07] Devil B (Touka)**
Buy us some time, would you?
**[18:09] Devil B (Touka)**
Put these on.
**[18:11] Devil B (Touka)**
I've learned something on my travels!
**[18:14] Devil B (Touka)**
We devils are all pervs!
**[18:16] Devil B (Touka)**
The way to increase enjoyment
of human women by 120 percent...
**[18:20] Devil B (Touka)**
is to...
**[18:21] Devil B (Touka)**
get 'em naked in stockings!
**[18:23] Yuna**
You are one miserable creep.
**[18:25] Devil B (Touka)**
There's plenty more we can get out of 'em!
**[18:27] Devil B (Touka)**
When I return,
I'll show you lots more awesome stuff!
**[18:31] Devil B (Touka)**
Be back to save you later!
**[18:34] Low-ranked Devil C**
Mr. Tuuka! Wait a minute!
**[18:37] Low-ranked Devil D**
We were so moved by what you did!
**[18:39] Low-ranked Devil C**
Ever since Diego showed up,
under his influence,
**[18:42] Low-ranked Devil C**
they've come to enjoy
the most awful tortures!
**[18:45] Low-ranked Devil D**
Even though our queen taught us that
just because humans are food,
**[18:51] Low-ranked Devil D**
we don't have to torment them unnecessarily!
**[18:53] Devil B (Touka)**
Your queen?
**[18:54] Low-ranked Devil C**
But you cured them of their
thirst for blood in an instant!
**[18:58] Low-ranked Devil D**
I bet you can save her!
**[19:00] Low-ranked Devil D**
Save our queen, Lady Adele,
from Diego's control!
**[19:03] Devil B (Touka)**
Wait, ain't she the one behind
turning those humans into devils?
**[19:08] Low-ranked Devil C**
Yes! That's our splendid queen!
**[19:14] Touka**
*Found you, Titty Devil!*
**[19:16] Yuna**
We're down to an hour and a half.
**[19:19] Yuna**
If she gets away and summons allies,
we're doomed!
**[19:22] Yuna**
We've got to do this in one strike.
**[19:24] Devil B (Touka)**
No problem.
**[19:25] Devil B (Touka)**
We'll put her to sleep and do it for sure.
**[19:27] Yuna**
Put her to sleep?
**[19:28] Touka**
* Master said Nefu's spell*
* lets you put anyone to sleep*
**[19:32] Touka**
* if you touch their head*
* and say the magic word.*
**[19:36] Touka**
* But it won't work*
* if they've got their guard up.*
**[19:39] Touka**
*So I need her to let hers down.*
**[19:41] Adele**
Who are you?
**[19:42] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm Tuuka!
**[19:44] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm a wandering high-rank devil,
drawn here by belief in your ideals!
**[19:49] Adele**
To turn half of humanity into devils
and the other half into cattle,
**[19:53] Adele**
creating a world in which humans
and devils live in harmony...
**[19:57] Adele**
Is that the ideal you speak of?
**[19:59] Low-ranked Devil D**
Mr. Tuuka cured the others
of their madness in an instant!
**[20:04] Low-ranked Devil D**
Let's work with him
to achieve our ideal world!
**[20:08] Low-ranked Devil D**
If Diego kills all the humans,
**[20:11] Low-ranked Devil D**
we have no future!
**[20:13] Adele**
Our ideal world...
**[20:15] Adele**
But turning on Lord Diego will see
many of our own kind purged.
**[20:21] Devil B (Touka)**
Then we should convince Diego, too!
**[20:23] Devil B (Touka)**
I'll help you do it.
**[20:25] Devil B (Touka)**
I know humans better than anyone.
**[20:28] Touka**
If we talk to Diego together,
he'll understand.
**[20:33] Devil B (Touka)**
I believe destiny has brought us together.
**[20:36] Devil B (Touka)**
I was born to help you realize
your ideal world with you.
**[20:40] Devil B (Touka)**
Oh, I know!
**[20:41] Devil B (Touka)**
There's a human custom
**[20:43] Devil B (Touka)**
where you touch each other's
foreheads as a sign of friendship.
**[20:48] Adele**
Touch each other's foreheads?
**[20:49] Devil B (Touka)**
Yeah. The head houses the soul, no?
**[20:53] Devil B (Touka)**
It indicates a linking of souls.
**[20:55] Devil B (Touka)**
In other words, our two hearts
forming a connection.
**[20:59] Adele**
That's a lovely custom.
**[21:01] Yuna**
First I've heard of it, though.
**[21:03] Devil B (Touka)**
Now, place your finger here.
**[21:05] Devil B (Touka)**
We're comrades striving for the same ideal.
**[21:09] Adele**
I thank you.
**[21:10] Adele**
I'm so glad I met you.
**[21:14] Touka**
*I win!*
**[21:16] Low-ranked Devil D**
Lady Adele?!
**[21:17] Low-ranked Devil D**
Mr. Tuuka, what happened?!
**[21:18] Devil B (Touka)**
I put her to sleep with a spell!
**[21:22] Anri**
I was a necromancer the whole time!
**[21:24] Devil B (Touka)**
And I'm actually a human inside!
**[21:27] Devil B (Touka)**
Titty Devil dies here and now!
**[21:29] Devil B (Touka)**
You ain't never gettin' your ideal world!
**[21:31] Devil B (Touka)**
Sucks for you!
**[21:33] Yuna**
*Why does Touka sound like the villain here?!*
**[21:37] Devil B (Touka)**
Time to end this!
**[21:42] Devil B (Touka)**
Crap!
**[21:42] Devil B (Touka)**
Quick, Anri! Return me!
**[21:47] Touka**
That was a close call...
**[21:53] Touka**
Anri?
**[21:55] Anri**
You're... still alive?
**[22:01] Friedrich**
It's been a long time, Anri.
**[22:03] Anri**
Yes, it has... Brother.
**[22:06] sign**
1 hour and 10 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:09] sign**
Next Time
**[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
"Fine, just for you..."
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
**[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
# E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGN82/the-legendary-hero-fights-to-the-death)
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**[00:06] Diego**
So they made it inside, did they?
**[00:09] Diego**
The legendary hero is inside!
**[00:11] Diego**
If you want to hunt him down,
return to the ruins!
**[00:14] Milly**
No way! They found Touka?!
**[00:17] Touka**
*We're safe for now.*
**[00:18] Touka**
*Distract them a little longer, would you?*
**[00:21] Milly**
Distract them...?
**[00:24] Milly**
Oh, no—
**[00:24] Milly**
No way! What is this stuff?!
**[00:29] Devil 1**
I'm staying here.
**[00:30] Devil 2**
Me too.
**[00:31] Devil 3**
I'm all over this!
**[00:31] Milly**
What the hell is with these guys?!
**[00:32] Marguerite**
*Devils are all such perverts!*
**[00:35] Marguerite**
In that case...
**[00:36] Marguerite**
I shall do my part!
**[00:38] Marguerite**
We've been charged
with distracting them, after all.
**[00:44] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[00:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[00:54] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[00:56] sign**
THE
**[00:57] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:57] sign**
DARY
**[00:58] sign**
HERO
**[00:58] sign**
IS
**[00:59] sign**
DEAD
**[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[01:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[01:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[01:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[01:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[01:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[02:13] sign**
Episode 11
**[02:13] sign**
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
**[02:17] Touka**
Hang on. That guy's your brother, Anri?
**[02:21] Anri**
Indeed.
**[02:23] Anri**
This is Friedrich Norstein.
**[02:25] Anri**
He's my elder brother.
**[02:27] Friedrich**
Anri, why have you chosen
to side with the hero?
**[02:30] Friedrich**
Did he threaten you?
**[02:32] Anri**
I am traveling with Sir Touka
of my own will.
**[02:35] Anri**
The purpose of my journey
is to save the world.
**[02:38] Friedrich**
But why, Anri?!
**[02:40] Friedrich**
Have you forgotten what we
went through three years ago?
**[02:43] Friedrich**
The pain they put us through?!
**[02:48] Touka**
Stop it.
**[02:49] Touka**
If you're Anri's brother,
you know how stubborn she can be.
**[02:53] Touka**
She told me about the
persecution you experienced.
**[02:56] Touka**
I get why you'd want revenge, too.
**[02:58] Touka**
But you need to stop dragging
innocent people into it!
**[03:02] Touka**
My childhood friend, the people of Moaran...
**[03:05] Touka**
You've got nothing against them, do you?!
**[03:11] Friedrich**
It's true that I'd prefer
not to harm the innocent.
**[03:15] Friedrich**
"Revenge" was merely a pretext under
which to gain companions, after all.
**[03:19] Touka**
Revenge isn't your main goal?
**[03:21] Friedrich**
My goal is to depose
the royals, the nobility...
**[03:25] Friedrich**
All the ruling classes of the overworld.
**[03:27] Friedrich**
Then we'll bring it under necromancer control
**[03:31] Friedrich**
and remake it into a world where
necromancers can live peacefully.
**[03:35] Friedrich**
There's nothing I won't do to achieve that.
**[03:38] Friedrich**
I do pity the people of Moaran,
**[03:41] Friedrich**
but they're a necessary sacrifice
to change the world.
**[03:43] Touka**
Give me a damn break!
**[03:45] Touka**
No matter what your reason is,
**[03:46] Touka**
no one'll kick back and accept that
**[03:48] Touka**
while you're killing off the people they love!
**[03:50] Friedrich**
Unfortunately...
**[03:52] Friedrich**
we necromancers have grown
so accustomed to death
**[03:56] Friedrich**
that it's impossible for us to sympathize.
**[03:59] Friedrich**
You should free yourself
of obligation to the dead hero.
**[04:03] Friedrich**
How is the hero's death different
**[04:05] Friedrich**
than any of the countless deaths we saw in Hell?
**[04:07] Friedrich**
"The future of all outweighs a single death."
**[04:11] Friedrich**
As a necromancer yourself,
you should be able to comprehend that.
**[04:18] Anri**
It's true...
**[04:20] Anri**
I did not shed a single tear
upon the hero's death.
**[04:24] Anri**
As with the deaths of our many brethren,
my sorrow dissipated immediately.
**[04:29] Anri**
But even so...
**[04:30] Anri**
the gratitude I feel for the hero,
who saved me, remains!
**[04:35] Anri**
As does the promise I made to him!
**[04:40] Friedrich**
Promise?
**[04:42] Friedrich**
A promise so important that
you're now saving the world
**[04:45] Friedrich**
with the man who killed your benefactor?
**[04:48] Anri**
He didn't! It was just
an unfortunate accident!
**[04:50] Anri**
Sir Touka did nothing wrong!
**[04:53] Touka**
Anri...
**[04:54] Anri**
Even though I dragged him into this,
**[04:56] Anri**
Sir Touka never complained!
He accompanied me, he saved me...
**[05:00] Anri**
I could never betray someone so kind!
**[05:03] Anri**
I love you, my brother,
and my promise is important...
**[05:07] Anri**
But the path you walk is one of death.
**[05:10] Anri**
I care more for saving lives than taking them.
**[05:16] Anri**
That is why I travel to save this world.
**[05:18] Anri**
Why I choose the promise I made to the hero!
**[05:22] Diego**
Hey, look at you there!
**[05:24] Diego**
You're practically a snot fountain!
**[05:26] Diego**
If she won't do what you tell her,
just kill her!
**[05:30] Diego**
A corpse can't betray you, after all.
**[05:37] Diego**
She really was worthless, wasn't she?
**[05:43] Low-Ranked Devil C**
Queen Adele?!
**[05:44] Touka**
No way...
**[05:46] Touka**
Damn, dude, thanks for killing her!
**[05:48] Anri**
Sir Diego!
**[05:49] Diego**
I absorbed her.
**[05:52] Diego**
Regeneration isn't the infernal
generals' only power.
**[05:56] Diego**
They each have potent magic, too.
**[05:59] Diego**
Vertex has absorption magic,
**[06:01] Diego**
so the devil-conversion spell
is still in effect.
**[06:04] Diego**
Now, it's time for the final game.
**[06:06] Diego**
If you wanna save those people,
you have to slay *me*!
**[06:10] Diego**
Let's have a little fun, Touka Scott!
**[06:14] Milly**
Incredible! They all started chasing us
after we took off our clothes!
**[06:18] Milly**
You have a brilliant strategic
mind... just like Touka!
**[06:22] Marguerite**
I'm not quite sure how I feel about that!
**[06:24] Milly**
Let's head to the mountains!
**[06:25] Milly**
Some of the traps Touka set three
years ago should still be there!
**[06:30] Marguerite**
It appears many devils are
heading to the ruins as well!
**[06:33] Milly**
Don't worry! Papa and the
others will handle them—
**[06:36] Milly**
Or not!
**[06:37] Fieri**
Titties! Titties! Titties!
**[06:39] Shannon**
Milly, I'll deal with this
and head to the ruins!
**[06:43] Fieri**
Hey... That's a cruel way to stop me.
**[06:57] Touka**
Damn it! "Fun game," my ass!
**[07:00] Touka**
I can't beat a damn Infernal General
without the damn Sacred Sword!
**[07:04] Diego**
Don't run away now.
**[07:07] Diego**
I've been waiting *so* long to fight you!
**[07:11] Touka**
You guys took my Sacred Sword!
**[07:13] Touka**
We can't have a decent fight like that!
**[07:15] Touka**
If you really want a rematch with me,
**[07:18] Touka**
tell him to give me back the Sacred Sword.
**[07:20] Touka**
Then we'll have a proper duel—you and me.
**[07:24] Touka**
Fair and square.
**[07:26] Diego**
Fair and square?
**[07:28] Touka**
Yeah. You're cool with that, right?
**[07:31] Touka**
Or are you *afraid*
to go one-on-one with me?
**[07:35] Friedrich**
Don't fall for it, Diego!
**[07:37] Friedrich**
You've seen how he operates!
You must know he's plotting something!
**[07:41] Touka**
That's a nasty thing to say, Snot-Nose Bro.
**[07:44] Touka**
This is why Anri doesn't like you, you know.
**[07:47] Touka**
If I was gonna spring a trap on you,
I'd have done it already.
**[07:50] Touka**
The Sacred Sword has a pin stuck
in it that draws lightning, see?
**[07:56] Diego**
Draws lightning? The spell from Moaran, eh?
**[08:00] Touka**
Look, I'm pretty pissed off that you're trying
to turn my childhood friend into a monster.
**[08:05] Touka**
The only thing that'll satisfy me
is busting you up in a duel.
**[08:11] Diego**
Go on, then. Give him back the sword.
**[08:14] Friedrich**
Have you lost your mind, Diego?!
**[08:15] Diego**
This is exactly what
I've been hoping for, really.
**[08:19] Diego**
I'd love to slay the hero in a duel
**[08:21] Diego**
and prove my strength!
**[08:24] Touka**
Then it's settled.
**[08:26] Touka**
We'll fight at the top of that tower.
**[08:28] Diego**
The Sacrificial Tower, eh?
**[08:30] Diego**
So one of us will wind up
a sacrifice this night.
**[08:35] Touka**
Won't the water god be *so* delighted?
**[08:38] Touka**
*Let's get to it, Diego.*
**[08:40] Ethel**
I see.
**[08:42] Ethel**
They're fighting it out atop the tower.
**[08:45] Ethel**
Even if we have an alliance,
I do dislike Diego...
**[08:49] Ethel**
I've got no qualms
about taking my student's side.
**[09:00] Diego**
Sorry, but I've decided to possess Vertex.
**[09:03] Diego**
It's not much fun if I don't use
everything at my disposal.
**[09:07] Touka**
You know that the Sacred Sword can nullify
**[09:09] Touka**
the Infernal Generals'
regenerative powers, right?
**[09:12] Touka**
I don't mind.
**[09:13] Touka**
In fact...
**[09:15] Touka**
I appreciate the bigger target!
**[09:17] Touka**
*He dodged!*
**[09:18] Touka**
*He's faster than he looks!*
**[09:20] Touka**
Ein Rosabis...
**[09:24] Yuna**
Touka!
**[09:24] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[09:27] Diego**
Sorry, but I read you like a book just now.
**[09:30] Diego**
You're just an unremarkable
villager at heart.
**[09:32] Diego**
Surely you didn't really
think you could beat me!
**[09:36] Diego**
Are you actually under the delusion
that you're the real hero now?!
**[09:41] Touka**
Nah, not for a second.
**[09:45] Touka**
You really thought I was gonna
fight fair and square, dumbass?
**[09:50] Diego**
Damn you!
**[09:52] Diego**
You blew up the tower floor?!
**[09:55] Touka**
*I'll probably end up having to fight Diego.*
**[09:58] Touka**
*That's where you come in, Master.*
**[10:00] Touka**
*I'll give you our location via transceiver.*
**[10:03] Touka**
* Then you blow out the floor,*
* drop him in the aqueduct...*
**[10:05] Touka**
* and hit him with all*
* the lightning magic you can!*
**[10:08] Ethel**
I can get all the zombies I control with
remote necromancy to cast the same spell!
**[10:13] Ethel**
I'll bet your regeneration's working overtime
to withstand a mass attack like this!
**[10:18] Diego**
Ethel's the one with the lightning spell?!
**[10:22] Diego**
You were bluffing this whole time,
Touka Scott?!
**[10:26] Friedrich**
I see. So *this* was your trap.
**[10:29] Friedrich**
But your mistake was
failing to catch me in it.
**[10:34] Ethel**
*Did the hero's body make it to you?*
**[10:36] Ethel**
*That won't be enough to kill Friedrich.*
**[10:39] Ethel**
* Possess the hero*
* and finish Diego off already.*
**[10:43] Touka**
*He should be pinned down at the moment.*
**[10:45] Touka**
*I can get him for sure!*
**[10:47] Touka**
*But just in case...*
**[10:50] Touka**
*I'm gonna hit him with max firepower!*
**[10:50] sign**
Touka's Mana Level: 9
**[10:54] Touka**
It's time to end this...
**[10:56] Touka**
you Bloody Tears bastard!
**[11:06] Touka**
Looks like it worked.
**[11:10] Touka**
Now Yuna will—
**[11:12] Touka**
Huh? What happened to the tip?
**[11:16] Ethel**
Touka! Are you all right?!
**[11:18] Touka**
Damn... What the hell was that?
**[11:22] Touka**
I thought you couldn't regenerate
from attacks by the Sacred Sword!
**[11:26] Diego**
So sorry.
**[11:28] Diego**
Your attack never reached my body, you see.
**[11:32] Touka**
Like hell it didn't!
**[11:35] Diego**
Vertex has absorption magic.
**[11:38] Diego**
It's capable of absorbing any magical attack.
**[11:44] Diego**
The Sacred Sword is a magic weapon.
**[11:46] Diego**
No matter how many attacks
you throw at me, I'll simply absorb them!
**[11:51] Diego**
You can't hit me from behind, either.
**[11:53] Diego**
I'll just channel everything
into my own mana.
**[11:57] Ethel**
Then why didn't you absorb
the lightning spells before?
**[12:00] Diego**
Oh, I didn't on purpose.
**[12:01] Diego**
I wanted to see what your
plan was building up to.
**[12:06] Diego**
I like to pick the most fun option.
It's just the kind of guy I am.
**[12:11] Diego**
I was so excited to see what you'd do,
**[12:13] Diego**
but you've even done me the favor
of reverting to that form!
**[12:17] Diego**
It's a repeat of the battle three years ago
between the hero and the Infernal Generals!
**[12:21] Diego**
A development so thrilling,
it's got me in tears!
**[12:25] Touka**
*He'll absorb any magic attacks I use.*
**[12:28] Touka**
*Damn it... How the hell do you beat this guy?*
**[12:31] Touka**
*Okay, man, calm down.*
**[12:33] Touka**
*There's gotta be a way.*
**[12:35] Touka**
*At the very least, I can try
attacks that* aren't *magic!*
**[12:39] Diego**
Only the Sacred Sword can kill me!
**[12:42] Touka**
*Master, I'm clearing out for now!*
**[12:44] Touka**
*Gotta form a new plan!*
**[12:45] Ethel**
Okay. Got it.
**[12:48] Ethel**
Goodness me...
**[12:49] Ethel**
I was really hoping you'd stay out of this.
**[12:53] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[12:54] Touka**
Anri! Yuna!
**[12:56] Yuna**
Is it true that he's absorbing
the Sacred Sword's attacks?
**[12:59] Anri**
We heard the whole conversation
over the transceiver!
**[13:02] Touka**
Yeah.
**[13:03] Touka**
But we're not outta the fight just yet.
**[13:05] Touka**
Sion the hero beat that thing
three years ago.
**[13:08] Touka**
So there's gotta be a way!
**[13:10] Touka**
Anri, do you know how he did it?
**[13:14] Anri**
I fear I only met Sir Sion after
he'd bested the Infernal Generals.
**[13:19] Anri**
But Miss Dorothy may know!
**[13:22] Touka**
Hey, Dorothy! You read me?
**[13:24] Dorothy**
*Zuzz... Zuzz...*
**[13:27] Anri**
What does "zuzz zuzz" mean?
**[13:29] Touka**
It must be some kind of code.
**[13:31] Yuna**
I think she's just asleep!
**[13:33] Touka**
Damn it all! Why now, of all times?!
**[13:36] Yuna**
Touka.
**[13:37] Yuna**
I've seen that devil before.
**[13:41] Yuna**
Three years ago, the hero defeated
the Four Infernal Generals here in this city.
**[13:47] Touka**
Then you saw how he fought them?!
**[13:50] Yuna**
Yeah. Though only from afar,
so I didn't see much.
**[13:54] Yuna**
He split the sword into many tendrils,
so it was hard to tell which would strike.
**[13:59] Yuna**
Maybe to keep the devil from reading
the direction or timing of his attacks.
**[14:04] Touka**
Keep him from reading the direction
or timing of attacks...
**[14:08] Marguerite**
*Sir Touka!*
**[14:09] Marguerite**
We've made it to a nearby cliff.
**[14:12] Marguerite**
What about you?
**[14:13] Touka**
*Hey, great timing!*
**[14:15] Touka**
*I got a favor to ask you!*
**[14:18] Diego**
Hey, hey, hey.
**[14:19] Diego**
This is supposed to be the big climax!
**[14:21] Diego**
We can't go back to a game of tag.
**[14:24] Diego**
You're the one who wanted
a fair-and-square duel.
**[14:27] Touka**
Yeah, I am.
**[14:29] Touka**
And I'm done running now.
**[14:31] Marguerite**
Ein Eim...
**[14:35] Marguerite**
Exploding arrow!
**[14:38] Diego**
Damn it! Where'd that come from?!
**[14:39] Touka**
*Mana sight.*
**[14:42] Touka**
I knew it.
**[14:43] Touka**
You had no clue that was coming,
so you couldn't block it.
**[14:46] Touka**
That absorption spell is more like a shield.
**[14:49] Touka**
It ain't covering your whole body.
**[14:51] Touka**
Now...
**[14:53] Touka**
I'll give you a nice taste
of the Sacred Sword.
**[14:55] Diego**
You think you can hit me with it?
**[14:58] Diego**
I can use more than one shield, you know.
**[15:00] Diego**
I can also move them freely.
**[15:02] Diego**
Even if your mana sight
lets you see my shields,
**[15:04] Diego**
you can't possibly hit me!
**[15:06] Touka**
*Form change...*
**[15:08] Touka**
*Worm!*
**[15:10] Diego**
I can still make a shield below me—
**[15:14] Diego**
How did you know I didn't
have a shield there?!
**[15:16] Diego**
That should have been a blind spot for you!
**[15:19] Touka**
Sorry, man.
**[15:20] Touka**
I've got another set of eyes.
**[15:23] Touka**
* When I use mana sight while*
* connected to Yuna via mana threads,*
**[15:26] Touka**
*she can use mana sight too.*
**[15:28] Touka**
*Plus, only I can see and hear Yuna.*
**[15:32] Touka**
*In other words...*
**[15:33] Yuna**
Touka. The next one is...
**[15:34] Yuna**
Right hip! Left shoulder!
Left wrist! Right calf!
**[15:35] Touka**
*You'll never see these attacks coming!*
**[15:40] Touka**
Guess you'd better shield
your whole body at once!
**[15:43] Touka**
Though if you did that, I bet it'd
drain all your mana in no time!
**[15:49] Touka**
Well, this is even more
entertaining than I expected.
**[15:53] Touka**
You can regenerate from
Sacred Sword attacks after all?
**[15:56] Diego**
Yeah, because I'm possessing a corpse.
**[15:59] Diego**
Even if the Infernal General's
regeneration is nullified,
**[16:02] Diego**
my necromantic regeneration isn't.
**[16:04] Touka**
I see.
**[16:06] Touka**
Then I should be able to beat you by
destroying a zombie's weak point—the head.
**[16:12] Diego**
Yes, I suppose.
**[16:14] Yuna**
But it won't be that easy to hit him there.
**[16:17] Yuna**
It's the place he'll be
keeping the most guarded.
**[16:19] Touka**
In that case...
**[16:21] Touka**
I just need to wear down his mana
by forcing constant regeneration
**[16:25] Touka**
until he reveals his weak point!
**[16:28] Marguerite**
*Milly will surely reach Touka soon.*
**[16:31] Marguerite**
*Until then, I'll support him!*
**[16:33] Dominique**
I can't let you interfere any longer.
**[16:37] Ethel**
I'd really rather not fight you, you know!
**[16:41] Ethel**
We've got an alliance, don't we?
**[16:43] Friedrich**
I could say the same thing!
**[16:45] Friedrich**
Why did you try to kill Diego?!
**[16:48] Ethel**
He'll drag you down someday!
**[16:50] Ethel**
We're better off ditching
that dead weight now!
**[16:54] Friedrich**
I can't lose any more of my brethren!
**[16:58] Ethel**
Why are you so damned stubborn?!
**[17:07] Diego**
A war of mana attrition, eh?
**[17:10] Diego**
How amusing!
**[17:11] Diego**
As befitting a battle between zombies!
**[17:14] Touka**
I dunno if I'd put amusement first right now.
**[17:16] Touka**
Your shields have shrunk an awful lot.
**[17:19] Diego**
That's what makes this so fun!
**[17:21] Diego**
I'm so happy to be reduced
to this state, I'm in tears!
**[17:26] Touka**
Got a masochism fetish, huh?
**[17:29] Diego**
Life in Hell was a constant battle
against the devils for survival.
**[17:34] Diego**
I just don't feel alive without
that kind of thrill!
**[17:37] Diego**
And that's the revenge I want on humanity.
**[17:41] Diego**
I want to plunge this peace-addled world
into death and madness once more
**[17:46] Diego**
to make it like Hell!
**[17:48] Touka**
Give me a damn break!
**[17:49] Touka**
Don't drag us into your weird fantasy!
**[17:54] Diego**
Someday you'll all understand how I feel!
**[17:59] Diego**
You'll be having so much fun, you'll be
breathing your gratitude to me in tears!
**[18:03] Touka**
The hell I will!
**[18:05] Touka**
Sorry, but my dream
**[18:07] Touka**
is a slow life with a pretty
girl with hot thighs!
**[18:14] Yuna**
Touka!
**[18:16] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[18:20] Touka**
*Talk about terrible timing.*
**[18:22] Touka**
*The side effect of the soma drops...*
**[18:24] Diego**
Hey, now... Why'd you just fall over?
**[18:27] Diego**
We're only getting started!
**[18:31] Diego**
Still, what luck.
**[18:33] Diego**
Looks like the cavalry's here...
**[18:37] Diego**
*My* cavalry, that is!
**[18:39] Diego**
Guess it's game over for you!
**[18:44] Touka**
*Not yet...*
**[18:45] Touka**
*It's not over yet!*
**[18:51] Diego**
Now *that* was close.
**[18:52] Diego**
I let my guard down!
**[18:55] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[18:55] Yuna**
Touka!
**[18:57] Diego**
I'm crying here!
**[18:59] Diego**
You don't have enough mana
left to pierce my head!
**[19:03] Diego**
Looks like this really is the end.
**[19:07] Touka**
*Actually...*
**[19:09] Touka**
*I've got one vial of soma drops left.*
**[19:11] Yuna**
Don't do it!
**[19:12] Yuna**
It's the soma drops that have you
collapsing and coughing up blood, right?
**[19:16] Touka**
Hey, come on.
**[19:18] Touka**
I just need to get my mana back.
**[19:20] Yuna**
*Your* mana?
**[19:21] Yuna**
You remember what
your real mana level is, right?
**[19:24] Yuna**
You used a vial of soma drops last night
to take over my body,
**[19:27] Yuna**
and you've used four since then!
**[19:29] Yuna**
Any more than that and...
**[19:31] Touka**
You got any better ideas?
**[19:34] Touka**
Can you find out where the
Bloody Tears jerk stashed his body?
**[19:38] Touka**
Or do you want to take my place, Anri?
**[19:40] Touka**
If I switch souls at my current mana level,
I'll degenerate for sure.
**[19:45] Touka**
This is the only way.
**[19:48] Touka**
Don't worry.
**[19:50] Touka**
I've managed to luck my way through so far.
**[19:53] Touka**
I'll do it again now.
**[20:00] Touka**
See?
**[20:02] Touka**
All right...
**[20:03] Touka**
Now that his guard's down, this is my chance!
**[20:06] Touka**
Let's finish—
**[20:07] Yuna**
Touka!
**[20:07] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[20:09] Diego**
Hey, c'mon now! You can't just self-destruct!
**[20:13] Anri**
Sir Touka! Speak to me!
**[20:15] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[20:16] Diego**
It's anticlimactic if you don't
fight to the bitter end!
**[20:22] Diego**
It can't end here!
Anri, you take over the hero role!
**[20:27] Belarco**
Do you require my aid...
**[20:32] Belarco**
impostor hero and comrades?
**[20:36] Belarco**
I guess they can't hear me.
**[20:41] Anri**
* If I use possession necromancy*
* on him in this state,*
**[20:44] Anri**
*Sir Touka's soul will surely break down.*
**[20:47] Anri**
*But with so little time left,*
**[20:49] Anri**
* the best path would be for me*
* to take over the hero's body and fight.*
**[20:53] Anri**
* Sir Touka would surely prefer*
* that I save Dame Yuna as well.*
**[20:59] Anri**
*I've gotten over so many deaths.*
**[21:02] Anri**
*I'll get over losing Sir Touka, too.*
**[21:08] Anri**
*Wait, what am I thinking?!*
**[21:10] Anri**
*Sir Touka is still alive!*
**[21:13] Anri**
*If he's still alive...*
**[21:16] Anri**
Dame Yuna.
**[21:17] Anri**
I hope that you can hear my voice.
**[21:21] Anri**
I'm sorry, Dame Yuna.
**[21:23] Anri**
I cannot yet abandon Sir Touka.
**[21:26] Anri**
I want to wager every second I have
on him regaining consciousness!
**[21:30] Anri**
So...
**[21:31] Yuna**
It's okay.
**[21:32] Yuna**
I feel the same way.
**[21:35] Anri**
Ein Seil!
**[21:37] Anri**
I'll buy us time.
**[21:39] Kyle**
I'd say that's my job!
**[21:46] Kyle**
My revenge will be most anticlimactic
if Touka doesn't wake up first.
**[21:53] Diego**
Who the hell are you?
**[21:55] Kyle**
You don't know me?
**[21:57] Kyle**
My goodness.
You're disqualified from existence.
**[22:00] Kyle**
Kyle Ozment...
**[22:00] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; Effectively a God
**[22:02] Kyle**
Former companion of
the hero and effectively a god.
**[22:07] sign**
15 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
"Fine, just for you..."
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
**[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
# E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZM5Q/the-legendary-hero-is-a-duo)
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**[00:03] Yuna**
It can't be! What's he doing here?!
**[00:06] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[00:08] Anri**
For what purpose have you come here?
**[00:11] Kyle**
Turning your sword on me first?
**[00:13] Kyle**
I hope you haven't forgotten
**[00:16] Kyle**
who the real enemy is!
**[00:19] Kyle**
I'm on your side now.
**[00:21] Kyle**
I turned over a new leaf
after Touka cast me into the ocean.
**[00:26] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[00:27] Anri**
I always believed that this day would come!
**[00:29] Yuna**
Don't believe squat!
**[00:31] Yuna**
He literally said he's here
for revenge on Touka!
**[00:33] Diego**
Kyle Ozment...
**[00:36] Diego**
I've heard all the rumors.
**[00:38] Diego**
This might make things even more fun!
**[00:45] Kyle**
Kindly don't intrude, would you?
**[00:47] Kyle**
If you wish to fight me that badly,
**[00:49] Kyle**
I'll have to ask you to wait
until Touka awakens.
**[00:52] Kyle**
My revenge on him takes priority.
**[00:55] Anri**
Revenge?!
**[00:56] Kyle**
I'm not sure you're in any position
to enjoy a fight, however...
**[01:01] Kyle**
Take a peek in town.
**[01:03] Diego**
Ein Andromalius.
**[01:13] Diego**
Reinforcements from the capital?!
**[01:17] Kyle**
Have you grasped the situation?
**[01:19] Kyle**
Touka's my priority right now.
**[01:21] Kyle**
If you wish to flee, I'll allow it.
**[01:24] Diego**
Whyever would I run?
**[01:28] Diego**
The ultimate pleasure still lies ahead!
**[01:32] Kyle**
What's got you turning on your allies now?
**[01:35] Anri**
It can't be...
**[01:36] Anri**
He's absorbing the devils?!
**[01:43] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[01:48] Kyle**
Worry not.
**[01:49] Kyle**
I fully blocked it.
**[01:51] Anri**
You kind of didn't!
**[01:55] Diego**
My victory was sealed
the moment the devils arrived!
**[01:59] Diego**
All the mana and spells
I absorb become mine!
**[02:04] Yuna**
No way...
**[02:05] Yuna**
But we have so little time left
**[02:08] Yuna**
that even if Touka awakens now, I'm doomed.
**[02:15] Yuna**
I just...
**[02:17] Yuna**
I just want to talk to you one more time!
**[02:20] Yuna**
Touka!
**[02:24] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[02:34] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:36] sign**
THE
**[02:37] sign**
LEGEN
**[02:37] sign**
DARY
**[02:38] sign**
HERO
**[02:38] sign**
IS
**[02:39] sign**
DEAD
**[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[02:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[03:02] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[03:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[03:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[03:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[03:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[03:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[03:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[03:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[03:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[03:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[03:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[03:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[03:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[03:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[03:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[03:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[03:55] sign**
Episode 12
**[03:55] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
**[03:56] Touka**
Huh? Where the heck am I?
**[03:58] Touka**
After I used the soma drops,
everything went black, and...
**[04:04] Touka**
No freaking way!
**[04:05] Touka**
This ain't the afterlife, is it?!
**[04:07] Sion**
No worries there.
**[04:08] Sion**
You're still alive.
**[04:11] Sion**
This is the world of the Sacred Sword.
**[04:14] Sion**
It's been quite some time.
**[04:16] Sion**
Actually, this is our first
meeting in a way, isn't it...
**[04:21] Sion**
Touka?
**[04:22] Touka**
*Sion the hero?!*
**[04:24] Touka**
*If he's here, that means I'm dead for sure!*
**[04:29] Touka**
What the hell?
**[04:30] Touka**
You want revenge, right?
Is that what this is about?
**[04:33] Touka**
Lemme make one thing clear.
**[04:34] Touka**
It's not my fault you're dead!
**[04:36] Touka**
You fell into that damn trap yourself!
**[04:39] Sion**
Thank you so much!
**[04:42] Sion**
I've been watching this whole time.
**[04:44] Sion**
Although you were made into
the legendary hero against your will,
**[04:47] Sion**
you kept Anri safe from Kyle,
**[04:49] Sion**
saved the capital from danger,
**[04:51] Sion**
and now you're fighting a deadly battle
to save the people of Moaran.
**[04:56] Sion**
I'm so glad you were the one
to inherit my body.
**[05:02] Sion**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[05:04] Sion**
I'm sure being awfully forward...
**[05:06] Sion**
But I've been watching you for so long,
I feel like we're friends.
**[05:09] Touka**
*That's not the issue...*
**[05:11] Touka**
* Did this dude seriously*
* just thank the guy who killed him?*
**[05:14] Touka**
*He's* definitely *up to something!*
**[05:17] Touka**
* Even if this is the afterlife,*
* I can't let him get me!*
**[05:22] Sion**
Touka!
**[05:24] Touka**
*He's coming after me!*
**[05:26] Touka**
*Damn it! Ain't there any way outta here?!*
**[05:31] Touka**
Wh-What the heck is this?
**[05:34] Touka**
*A paradise of thighs?!*
**[05:38] Sion**
Beyond the stone slab holding that mirror
**[05:41] Sion**
lies the ideal world of whoever looks into it.
**[05:45] Sion**
I don't know why it's here either...
**[05:48] Sion**
A reward for risking your life
for our lofty mission, perhaps.
**[05:53] Sion**
But once you go through,
there's no guarantee you'll return.
**[05:57] Sion**
You won't be able to save Yuna.
**[05:59] Touka**
Huh?!
**[06:00] Touka**
I can't save Yuna anyway! I'm dead, man!
**[06:06] Touka**
That's right...
**[06:07] Touka**
I can't save Yuna now...
**[06:11] Touka**
Sorry, Yuna...
**[06:13] Sion**
You can still make it in time.
**[06:15] Sion**
You yet live, Touka!
**[06:18] Sion**
Humans are made up of three facets:
**[06:18] sign**
Life Force
**[06:18] sign**
Body
**[06:20] Sion**
the body, the soul that dwells in the head,
**[06:22] Sion**
and the life force that dwells in the heart.
**[06:26] sign**
Soul
**[06:26] Sion**
You die if you lose any one of them.
**[06:28] Sion**
I've lost my life force,
**[06:31] Sion**
but your soul still exists,
**[06:34] Sion**
and both your body and life force lie
inside the Coffin of the Living.
**[06:38] Sion**
In other words,
you just wandered here by mistake.
**[06:42] Touka**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[06:44] Sion**
This isn't the afterlife.
**[06:46] Sion**
It's the world of the Sacred Sword.
**[06:48] Sion**
It can call the souls
of dead legendary heroes here.
**[06:51] Sion**
You were wandering the boundary between life
and death, so it brought you here as well.
**[06:55] Touka**
Wait, hang on a minute!
**[06:57] Touka**
I ain't a legendary—
**[06:59] Sion**
Touka.
**[06:59] Sion**
You've been chosen
as the next legendary hero.
**[07:05] Sion**
That night in the capital,
**[07:07] Sion**
when your mana abruptly skyrocketed,
**[07:09] Sion**
it fooled the Sacred Sword into
thinking you were the next hero.
**[07:13] Sion**
That's why you can use the Sacred Sword,
even outside of my body.
**[07:20] Touka**
You mean... I really *am* a hero?
**[07:23] Touka**
I always thought my mana level
had to be so low for a reason!
**[07:29] Sion**
I told you it was a misunderstanding, right?
**[07:32] Touka**
E-Even if what you're saying is true,
**[07:34] Touka**
if I can't get outta here, I can't...
**[07:37] Sion**
The exit is through there.
**[07:40] Sion**
But if you return to the real world,
you'll find yet harsher trials await you.
**[07:45] Sion**
If you wish to stay here instead,
I won't stop you.
**[07:50] Touka**
That's not even a question.
**[07:52] Touka**
Yuna and the others ain't here,
**[07:55] Touka**
which means my perfect
thighs ain't here either.
**[08:00] Touka**
Besides, I promised Yuna
I'd save her this time for sure.
**[08:13] Kyle**
Shielding your whole body with
a spell that absorbs magic, eh?
**[08:17] Kyle**
*Physical attacks make it through,*
**[08:19] Kyle**
*but it'll take time to shave down his mana.*
**[08:23] Anri**
We're out of time!
**[08:25] Anri**
The twenty-four hours will be up soon!
**[08:29] Yuna**
Please, God...
**[08:31] Yuna**
I'm happy to disappear.
**[08:34] Yuna**
Just...
**[08:36] Yuna**
Just make Touka wake up!
**[08:38] Yuna**
Please!
**[08:41] Touka (Sion)**
Will you let him stroke your thighs
a hundred times while naked in stockings?
**[08:44] Yuna**
I will!
**[08:45] Yuna**
A hundred times! A thousand times!
**[08:47] Yuna**
*What?*
**[08:48] Touka (Sion)**
Hell yeah!
**[08:50] Touka (Sion)**
That sounds like a promise to me, Yuna!
**[08:53] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[08:54] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[08:54] Kyle**
Touka!
**[08:56] Diego**
Touka Scott!
**[09:00] Diego**
Even though you're awake now,
don't you think it's a little late to win?!
**[09:04] Touka (Sion)**
Oh, I'll win!
**[09:06] Touka (Sion)**
Thigh-stroking paradise awaits me
when the battle's over!
**[09:09] Touka (Sion)**
I'm winning for sure!
**[09:11] Yuna**
Hang on a minute!
**[09:12] Yuna**
That wasn't a real promise!
**[09:14] Touka (Sion)**
Anri!
**[09:14] Touka (Sion)**
Release my body from
the Coffin of the Living!
**[09:20] Touka (Sion)**
I'm gonna show you...
**[09:21] Touka (Sion)**
another power of the Sacred Sword
that the hero taught me!
**[09:26] Kyle**
Another power of the Sacred Sword?
**[09:29] Sion (Touka)**
Can I borrow that, Kyle?
**[09:32] Diego**
When did he—
**[09:35] Diego**
Who the hell are you?!
**[09:38] Sion (Touka)**
I am...
**[09:39] Sion (Touka)**
Sion Breydan!
**[09:41] sign**
3 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[09:48] Sion (Touka)**
All right, I believe I can fight in this body.
**[09:50] Yuna**
What's going on here?
**[09:52] Yuna**
How is Touka so cool now?!
**[09:54] Touka (Sion)**
Sion's soul was still in the Sacred Sword.
**[09:56] Touka (Sion)**
I sent it to possess my body.
**[09:58] Touka (Sion)**
And what's this "Touka is cool *now*" garbage?!
**[10:01] Touka (Sion)**
You make it sound like I wasn't cool before!
**[10:03] Yuna**
I mean, I think that about sums it up.
**[10:05] Touka (Sion)**
What?!
**[10:06] Anri**
The hero...? Is that really you?
**[10:10] Kyle**
I feel it!
**[10:11] Kyle**
The comforting sensation
of that crystal-clear mana!
**[10:15] Kyle**
It's you, Sion!
**[10:17] Sion (Touka)**
Kyle, I'm quite cross with you, you know.
**[10:20] Kyle**
Ah, so you know the whole story?
**[10:23] Kyle**
It was all just my love for you
running out of control.
**[10:27] Kyle**
Forgive me.
**[10:30] Diego**
You sent the soul of the dead hero,
Sion, to possess you?
**[10:34] Diego**
Since when can the Sacred Sword
perform necromancy?!
**[10:38] Diego**
I've never heard of such a power!
**[10:40] Diego**
However...
**[10:41] Diego**
Fighting the legendary hero is
the most fun thing I can imagine!
**[10:49] Diego**
*I-It can't be!*
**[10:51] Diego**
*The way you're moving...*
**[10:52] Diego**
*You're in Touka Scott's body!*
**[10:55] Diego**
*How can you move like that?!*
**[10:58] Diego**
*This is the true hero, Sion...*
**[11:00] Diego**
*The champion who saved the world!*
**[11:03] Sion (Touka)**
Touka!
**[11:06] (Flashback) Sion**
You're the only one
who can use the Sacred Sword.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Sion**
I can only offer support.
**[11:11] sign**
Magic Crystal
**[11:12] (Flashback) Sion**
First, I'll destroy Vertex's magic crystal.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Sion**
With that gone,
**[11:17] (Flashback) Sion**
Vertex won't be able to use its spell,
or any it's absorbed, for a while.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Sion**
Though obviously, it will
restore itself quite quickly...
**[11:25] (Flashback) Touka**
So I've gotta finish the job
before it regenerates?
**[11:29] (Flashback) Sion**
But at your current mana level,
**[11:32] (Flashback) Sion**
you won't be able to
penetrate Vertex's head.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Touka**
Are you kidding me?!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Touka**
We're out of soma drops, man!
**[11:37] (Flashback) Sion**
You can shorten the blade of
the Sacred Sword to concentrate your mana.
**[11:41] (Flashback) Sion**
That should increase its penetrative power.
**[11:44] Touka**
Form change...
**[11:46] Touka**
Dagger!
**[11:48] Diego**
I'm not finished yet!
**[11:55] Diego**
My blood magic isn't tied to Vertex!
**[11:59] Diego**
I'll take this chance to regenerate myself!
**[12:02] Kyle**
With your shields gone, I can shred you
with my magic as much as I need to.
**[12:07] Kyle**
I've given you the time you need...
**[12:09] Kyle**
Touka!
**[12:10] sign**
60 seconds until Yuna and the others become devils
**[12:14] Touka**
*Ein Grendel!*
**[12:21] Diego**
Not so fast!
**[12:23] Ethel**
Sorry, but my student's gonna win this.
**[12:26] Ethel**
I taught him how to use one of these too.
**[12:29] Ethel**
He's been so preoccupied
with the Sacred Sword
**[12:32] Ethel**
that he hasn't had his wits about him,
**[12:35] Ethel**
but now that he's holding
a weapon he's familiar with,
**[12:38] Ethel**
he can focus his full attention on dodging.
**[12:43] Diego**
Touka Scott!
**[12:45] Diego**
Is this how you want to do this?!
**[12:48] Diego**
Relying on others to nail me to the wall?
**[12:51] Diego**
Is that really enough to satisfy you?!
**[12:54] Diego**
Let's enjoy our battle a little bit more!
**[12:59] Touka (Sion)**
Sorry, man!
**[13:00] Touka (Sion)**
I never gave a damn about our battle!
**[13:03] Touka (Sion)**
Saving Yuna is all I ever wanted to do!
**[13:10] sign**
1 second until Yuna and the others become devils
**[13:44] Diego**
That was a close one.
**[13:46] Diego**
Tossing my Coffin of the Living
into the forest was a smart move.
**[13:51] Diego**
Damn...
**[13:52] Diego**
Why can't I move?
**[13:54] Diego**
Have I expended my soul?
**[13:57] Diego**
No... it's just normal exhaustion.
**[14:01] Diego**
That's right. It's not over yet...
**[14:03] Diego**
Once I'm recovered,
it'll be time for a grudge match!
**[14:10] Diego**
What are you doing here?
**[14:12] Diego**
Who ordered you...
**[14:17] Low-Rank Devil C**
You killed Queen Adele...
**[14:20] Low-Rank Devil D**
Now you'll pay!
**[14:22] Diego**
Damn it! Why can't I move?!
**[14:25] Diego**
Damn it!
**[14:26] Diego**
This is the stupidest way to die!
**[14:33] Knight A**
Incredible! The Infernal General is dead!
**[14:36] Knight B**
The legendary hero slew it!
**[14:38] Knights**
The hero! The hero!
**[14:39] Yuna**
Touka!
**[14:45] Touka (Sion)**
You're safe?
**[14:46] Anri**
Yes...
**[14:48] Anri**
I can see Dame Yuna too.
**[14:53] Yuna**
Touka!
**[14:55] Yuna**
How could you be so reckless?
**[14:58] Yuna**
I thought you were really gonna die!
**[15:03] Touka (Sion)**
Why the heck were you worried about me?
**[15:06] Touka (Sion)**
I saved you this time, just like I promised.
**[15:09] Touka (Sion)**
So keep your part of the bargain and
let me stroke your thighs a hundred times!
**[15:13] Yuna**
What? I don't remember promising you that...
**[15:15] Yuna**
I've been unconscious this whole time.
**[15:18] Touka (Sion)**
But when you were just a soul...
**[15:20] Yuna**
You must have been hallucinating!
**[15:22] Yuna**
Right, Anri? I wasn't there, was I?
**[15:25] Anri**
Nope! I never saw you!
**[15:27] Touka (Sion)**
Damn you, Anri! Don't toy with me!
**[15:31] Touka**
*The long day finally came to an end.*
**[15:33] Touka**
* We didn't see Master*
* or Anri's brother after that.*
**[15:37] Touka**
*Then, we...*
**[15:38] Dott**
We're holding this party
in the legendary hero's honor!
**[15:42] Touka (Sion)**
I appreciate it,
**[15:44] Touka (Sion)**
but I think I'd be more
comfortable hanging out in my room...
**[15:47] Dott**
I know what you mean.
**[15:48] Dott**
Beautiful girls with luscious thighs, right?
**[15:52] Dott**
The young women of my town have been
racing to me to offer themselves...
**[15:55] Dott**
as overnight companions
to the legendary hero.
**[15:58] Touka**
*Overnight companions?!*
**[16:00] Touka (Sion)**
You freaking rock, man!
**[16:02] Touka (Sion)**
You're the mayor of my heart!
**[16:04] Dott**
Oh, Your Highness!
**[16:06] Dott**
It was my swift work that
ensured the safety of the town
**[16:10] Dott**
and the defeat of that Infernal General.
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Y-Yes... it was.
**[16:15] Dott**
As a reward, I'd like the promised
naked-in-stockings...
**[16:18] Marguerite**
I'm afraid Touka offered that
without my consent.
**[16:21] Marguerite**
I never intended to honor that promise.
**[16:23] Marguerite**
Isaac! Please, save me!
**[16:25] Mayor/Horse/Isaac**
Naked in stockings!
**[16:27] Marguerite**
You traitor!
**[16:28] Yuna**
Calm down a little, would you?
**[16:31] Colin**
Er... Touka, was it?
**[16:33] Colin**
I came to thank you for saving me.
**[16:36] Yuna**
*That's right. Touka was in my body then...*
**[16:39] Yuna**
I can explain the whole story later,
but the real Touka is...
**[16:43] Girl A**
Mr. Hero! Come play with me soon!
**[16:46] Girl B**
No way! He's gonna play with me!
**[16:51] Touka (Sion)**
No need to fight, ladies!
**[16:52] Touka (Sion)**
I can get to all of your thighs in one night!
**[16:56] Touka (Sion)**
Y-Yuna?
**[16:57] Touka (Sion)**
What's going on?
**[16:59] Touka (Sion)**
What the hell? Things were
looking good for me there!
**[17:04] Yuna**
*What the...*
**[17:05] Yuna**
*Why'd I just drag Touka in here?*
**[17:08] Yuna**
* I saw him surrounded by girls,*
* and my heart went crazy...*
**[17:12] Yuna**
*What the heck?!*
**[17:13] Touka (Sion)**
Is it time for the hundred strokes of your
naked-in-stockings thighs you promised me?!
**[17:18] Yuna**
You're not stroking anything!
**[17:19] Yuna**
That deal was off the minute
you summoned Mr. Hero!
**[17:23] Touka (Sion)**
Huh? How come?!
**[17:24] Touka (Sion)**
It's true that the hero helped me out, but...
**[17:29] Touka (Sion)**
Well, fine.
**[17:30] Touka (Sion)**
Real talk, having you safe
is reward enough for me.
**[17:35] Touka (Sion)**
And you got to be rescued
by your beloved "Mr. Hero" again,
**[17:38] Touka (Sion)**
so I guess it's the perfect
ending for both of us.
**[17:42] Yuna**
*No. That's not it...*
**[17:44] Touka (Sion)**
Look, once I buff up my mana back up,
I can summon him again,
**[17:48] Touka (Sion)**
so you can tell him how you feel then.
**[17:51] Yuna**
Stop running off at the mouth and listen!
**[17:52] Yuna**
I know you're the one who saved me this time!
**[17:56] Yuna**
And I'm really happy that
you're the one that did!
**[17:59] Touka (Sion)**
*Yuna...*
**[18:02] Touka (Sion)**
If you're so happy,
why renege on your promise?
**[18:05] Yuna**
Darn it! Why are you like this?!
**[18:09] Yuna**
F-Fine.
**[18:10] Yuna**
I just have to keep my word, right?
**[18:12] Yuna**
I'll make good on my promise.
**[18:18] Touka**
*Hey, hey, hey!*
**[18:19] Touka**
*Is this really happening right now?!*
**[18:21] Touka**
*I'm nervous as hell all of a sudden...*
**[18:23] Touka**
* For real, are we finally*
* gonna go all the way?!*
**[18:27] Yuna**
Okay... I'm ready.
**[18:34] Touka (Sion)**
What's with the swimsuit?
**[18:35] Yuna**
I'm embarrassed, okay?!
**[18:38] Yuna**
I-If you don't like it,
take it off yourself.
**[18:43] Touka**
*Take it off?!*
**[18:44] Touka**
*She's gonna let me do that, too?!*
**[18:46] Yuna**
Just do it already.
**[18:47] Yuna**
I'm pretty embarrassed.
**[18:49] Touka (Sion)**
R-Right...
**[18:51] Touka (Sion)**
*No, hang on a minute.*
**[18:53] Touka (Sion)**
That hero guy said he was watching me.
**[18:57] Touka (Sion)**
He could be right now.
**[18:59] Touka (Sion)**
Better toss the Sacred Sword.
**[19:02] Yuna**
*He was watching?!*
**[19:03] Yuna**
*Mr. Hero... saw me like this?!*
**[19:06] Yuna**
No! Mr. Hero, you perv!
**[19:09] Touka (Sion)**
Yuna!
**[19:10] Sion**
I'm... a perv?
**[19:12] Sion**
I did accidentally catch a glimpse, but...
**[19:15] Yuna**
That was close!
**[19:16] Yuna**
I must've been crazy
to let him do that to me.
**[19:20] Yuna**
Seriously crazy...
**[19:22] Yuna**
Whenever I'm around Touka,
I get all flustered.
**[19:24] Yuna**
My heart starts to ache,
and my face feels hot...
**[19:27] Yuna**
Wait.
**[19:28] Yuna**
Can it be...
**[19:29] Marguerite**
It's surely love.
**[19:31] Yuna**
Y-Your Highness?!
**[19:32] Marguerite**
You've fallen in love with Touka.
**[19:35] Yuna**
In love? No way!
**[19:37] Yuna**
That trashy, pervy jerk
only likes me for my thighs.
**[19:42] Marguerite**
Yet in spite of that, he saved you.
**[19:45] Marguerite**
I feel the same way.
**[19:46] Marguerite**
When I sit down and think,
I know he's utterly unacceptable.
**[19:49] Marguerite**
But in the moment he was saving me,
**[19:52] Marguerite**
Touka was the legendary hero,
without question.
**[19:58] Yuna**
*I'm the one who reached out to him,*
**[20:00] Yuna**
* and I never felt like he was*
* more than a little brother...*
**[20:03] Yuna**
*that I had to keep dragging him along...*
**[20:09] Yuna**
What is it, Your Highness?
**[20:11] Marguerite**
I'd like it if you'd call me Marguerite.
**[20:15] Marguerite**
Because we're going to be rivals
from this moment forward,
**[20:18] Marguerite**
I'd like to interact as equals,
without status being a factor.
**[20:23] Marguerite**
And, of course...
**[20:25] Marguerite**
because we'll continue to be
companions in our journey.
**[20:31] Yuna**
I did sorta feel like I couldn't
get close to you before.
**[20:34] Yuna**
So...
**[20:37] Yuna**
Let's start things fresh, Marguerite!
**[20:41] Anri**
No fair!
**[20:43] Anri**
I also want Dame Marguerite...
**[20:46] Anri**
No, I can't call you that!
**[20:47] Anri**
I must address you as a princess!
**[20:50] Marguerite**
All else aside, I need to ask if anything
transpired between you and Touka.
**[20:54] Marguerite**
As your rival, I must know!
**[20:56] Yuna**
I'm not telling you that!
**[20:58] Yuna**
That stuff's private!
**[20:59] Anri**
Aha, I know this!
**[21:01] Anri**
A hundred thigh strokes, right?
**[21:02] Yuna**
Hey, Anri!
**[21:05] Touka**
* Right before Sion the hero disappeared,*
* he told the four of us where to go next.*
**[21:11] Touka (Sion)**
Sheesh.
**[21:13] Touka (Sion)**
We made it through one crisis,
**[21:14] Touka (Sion)**
but I guess this stupid journey to
the Gates of Hell ain't over yet.
**[21:18] Sion (Touka)**
No, your destination lies elsewhere.
**[21:21] Touka (Sion)**
Huh?
**[21:23] Sion (Touka)**
The northern continent, home to the
Gates of Hell, is a nest of powerful devils.
**[21:27] Sion (Touka)**
It would be suicidal for you
to head there as you are now.
**[21:31] Sion (Touka)**
Touka, you first need to focus on
increasing your mana level.
**[21:36] Sion (Touka)**
Once you do, I'll be able
to fight with you again.
**[21:39] Touka (Sion)**
C'mon, I can just boost it with soma—
**[21:41] Sion (Touka)**
You should be well aware by now that
soma drops are too dangerous.
**[21:46] Touka (Sion)**
But how's a guy supposed to up his mana level?
**[21:51] Sion (Touka)**
I have a companion who knows
a great deal about mana.
**[21:55] Sion (Touka)**
Kyle, Dorothy. Will you
guide Touka in my place?
**[21:59] Kyle**
I'm incapable of saying no
to you, Sion. However...
**[22:03] Kyle**
is the companion you're talking about...
**[22:06] Sion (Touka)**
Yes. Find the sage.
**[22:09] Touka (Sion)**
The sage?
**[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:13] Kyle**
Okay, you four.
**[22:15] Kyle**
Ready to head out?
**[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:19] Touka (Sion)**
Yep!
**[22:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap