The Legendary Hero is Dead!
In a world of monsters and magic, Sion, the local hero, is on his way to save the world from demons. Well, that was the plan until he fell into a pit dug by a sleazy villager, Touka, and died! After hiding the accident, Touka goes to bed as usual but wakes up feeling…different. Somehow he’s in Sion’s body! Now, the fate of the world is in his hands. What could go wrong?
- Season 1
- E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
- E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor
- E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
- E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride
- E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived
- E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
- E7 - A New Legendary Hero
- E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
- E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past
- E10 - The Raid of the Legendary Hero
- E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
- E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
Season 1
E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
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[00:01] Narrator
Three years have passed since Sion
the legendary hero sealed the Gates of Hell.
[00:22] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:34] sign
THE
[00:35] sign
LEGEN
[00:35] sign
DARY
[00:36] sign
HERO
[00:36] sign
IS
[00:37] sign
DEAD
[01:52] sign
Three Months Later
Central Continent Southeastern Village of Cheza
[01:54] Touka
Truly awe-inspiring...
[01:55] sign
The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
[01:55] sign
Episode 1
[02:00] sign
Touka Scott
Unremarkable Villager
[02:02] Touka
What a gorgeous radish!
[02:04] Touka
You really do have the perfect figure!
[02:07] Touka
I hereby dub you Katherine.
[02:09] Touka
Now, let's dress you up real nice!
[02:15] Yuna
Touka! What are you doing?
[02:20] sign
Yuna Yunis
His Childhood Friend
[02:20] Touka
Y-Yuna?!
[02:22] Touka
I-I'm just harvesting radishes!
[02:24] Yuna
So why are you putting a stocking on it?
[02:27] Touka
Upon finding a radish shaped
like the perfect thigh, any man would
[02:31] Touka
feel compelled to put a stocking on it!
[02:33] Yuna
You're the only pervert who'd do that!
[02:36] Yuna
Honestly!
[02:38] Yuna
When you're not lazing around,
you're doing gross stuff like that.
[02:41] Yuna
Why'd I have to be childhood friends
with someone like you?
[02:43] Touka
What?
[02:44] Yuna
The legendary hero is our age,
[02:46] Yuna
and he managed to save the whole world!
[02:49] Touka
Yeah, yeah.
[02:50] Touka
Legendary hero this, legendary hero that.
He's all you people talk about.
[02:53] Touka
The Sacred Sword could've
chosen anyone, you know?
[02:56] Touka
Besides, his seal didn't hold up for long,
[02:58] Touka
and now the devils are back on the loose.
[03:01] Yuna
That's why he's traveling
far and wide to slay them all!
[03:04] Touka
Cleaning up after yourself ain't very heroic.
[03:07] Touka
But I don't care what happens far and wide
[03:09] Touka
so long as my own house
and field are safe.
[03:14] Touka
And you too, of course, Yuna.
[03:17] Yuna
What's that supposed to mean?
[03:19] Touka
She might be a mean old nag,
but she's got perfect proportions.
[03:24] Touka
Especially those thighs!
[03:26] Touka
Those freaking luscious thighs!
[03:30] Yuna
The hell are you doing?!
[03:31] Touka
S-Sorry, force of habit...
[03:32] Yuna
Honestly!
[03:34] Yuna
The whole world's in peril,
but that's still all you think about!
[03:37] Yuna
Devils could even attack here, you know?
[03:40] Touka
Thankfully, I'm prepared for that!
[03:44] Touka
Behold my brilliant trap!
[03:45] Touka
It'll skewer any devils that enter my field!
[03:48] Yuna
That's so stupid.
[03:50] Touka
H-Hey...
[03:51] Touka
Why's she always gotta take me down a peg?
[03:58] Devil
I love humans.
[04:00] Devil
I eat humans.
[04:02] Villager E
Ah! A devil!
[04:03] Villager D
It's a devil attack!
[04:07] Yuna
No... S-Stay back...
[04:10] Devil
Human. Woman. Looks tasty.
[04:13] Touka
Yuna!
[04:14] Touka
What do I do?
[04:16] Touka
I need Yuna for my future plans.
[04:18] Touka
I've gotta rescue her somehow.
[04:24] Touka
Oh, Mr. Devil!
[04:25] Touka
I've got some tasty meat grilling here!
[04:28] Touka
Even a devil has to prefer
a well-browned cut of juicy pork!
[04:32] Touka
That's it! C'mon over here!
[04:34] Touka
And fall right into my brilliant trap!
[04:37] Devil
Gross. I hate pork.
[04:40] Touka
So pork isn't gonna do the job...
[04:43] Touka
Crap!
[04:44] Touka
That expression screams,
"Why are you grilling when I'm in danger?!"
[04:48] Touka
Damn it all. I'll have to step in!
[04:50] Sion
Get away from her!
[04:55] Sion
Are you all right?
[04:56] sign
Sion Breydan
Legendary Hero
[04:57] Yuna
Th-The legendary hero!
[04:59] Villager
It's the legendary hero!
[05:01] Villager F
The legendary hero's here to save us!
[05:03] Yuna
Mr. Legendary Hero! Thank you so much!
[05:06] Sion
I'm just glad to see you safe, Miss Yuna.
[05:08] Yuna
Y-You remember me?!
[05:10] Sion
Of course I do!
[05:12] Sion
It's been three whole years.
[05:14] Sion
Have you been well?
[05:15] Touka
I forgot this jerk saved
Yuna three years ago too...
[05:19] Yuna
I'm so delighted!
[05:20] Yuna
I was sure you'd forgotten me!
[05:23] Sion
The delight's all mine,
since I get to see you happy again.
[05:27] Sion
I just love your smile, you know.
[05:30] Yuna
Oh, Mr. Legendary Hero...
[05:32] Touka
"I just love your smile," he says?!
[05:35] Touka
This piece-of-shit hero is one smooth talker!
[05:38] Touka
And Yuna's lapping it up!
[05:39] Touka
Hey, Yuna! I also tried to save—
[05:41] Yuna
Stay out of this, scumbag.
[05:44] Yuna
Go back to your one-man barbecue.
[05:46] Touka
What's with the total one-eighty?!
[05:48] Touka
I like you better smiling too, you know!
[05:50] Touka
After three years, Yuna was
finally warming up to me!
[05:54] Touka
This is all that hero's fault!
[05:57] Villager C
What's that sound? Another devil?!
[05:59] Sion
I'm sorry.
[06:00] Sion
I'm afraid that's my stomach rumbling.
[06:04] Yuna
W-Would you like to come by my house, then?
[06:07] Yuna
I made a bit too much for lunch...
[06:09] Sion
Really?
[06:10] Touka
He gets to eat Yuna's home cooking?!
[06:13] Touka
Not even I've had that!
[06:15] Touka
Now they're just rubbing it in...
[06:18] Sion
Is that barbecue I smell?
[06:21] Sion
I just love meat! I—
[06:29] Touka
You gotta be kiddin' me...
[06:30] Yuna
No!
[06:33] Touka
Th-There's no way the guy
who saved the world just...
[06:37] Touka
Yeah, he's dead.
[06:38] Villager B
How can this be?!
[06:40] Villager B
Without the legendary hero,
we can't seal the Gates of Hell!
[06:43] Villager A
What a nightmare! It's the end of humanity!
[06:46] Village Chief
We should put Touka on trial
before His Majesty!
[06:50] Touka
Now hold on a minute!
[06:51] Touka
This was an accident.
[06:52] Touka
Besides, I'm the victim here.
He was trespassing to steal food.
[06:57] Villager C
Don't make excuses!
[06:59] Villager B
You can atone with your life!
[07:00] Touka
Ch-Chill out!
[07:02] Touka
Let's think about this calmly for a moment.
[07:04] Touka
The legendary hero died
falling into a trap...
[07:06] Touka
Who'd even believe that story?
[07:09] Touka
If a buncha villagers came
to me with that,
[07:12] Touka
I'd bet they were the ones who did it!
[07:14] Villager B
You're gonna try to pin this on us?!
[07:17] Village Chief
No... I'm afraid he has a point.
[07:19] Village Chief
No one would believe he died like this.
[07:23] Villager B
W-We could blame it on a devil...
[07:25] Villager A
Then how do we explain how we survived?
[07:28] Villager B
But what other choice do we have?
[07:30] Touka
Hold it.
[07:31] Touka
There is another option.
[07:35] Touka
Now, as far as anyone knows,
he's just missing.
[07:37] Touka
We had no part in it.
[07:40] Villager B
"No part in it," my butt...
[07:41] Villager C
Guess it figures that it takes
a madman to off the legendary hero.
[07:45] Touka
What do you want me to do?!
[07:46] Touka
All our asses are on the line here!
[07:48] Touka
We're just protecting the village.
[07:58] Touka
Man, I feel great this morning.
[08:01] Touka
Hiding the legendary hero's corpse
must've been really therapeutic.
[08:05] Touka
I feel like a whole new man—
[08:09] Touka
What's going on?
[08:10] Touka
I look like the legendary hero!
[08:12] Touka
And on his worst day, no less...
[08:14] Touka
Maybe I'm dreaming.
[08:17] Yuna
Who could it be at this early hour?
[08:21] Yuna
Mr. Legendary Hero?!
[08:23] Yuna
Mr. Legendary Hero, you came back to life?!
[08:25] Touka
W-Well, actually...
[08:27] Touka
I guess I do look just like him.
[08:30] Touka
Damn it, why'd I end up with that jerk's mug?
[08:33] Touka
Hang on, she's totally into me!
[08:36] Touka
That's it! At last, I could...
[08:38] Touka
Well, Yuna, I had a favor to ask you...
[08:42] Yuna
Will this serve your purpose,
Mr. Legendary Hero?
[08:46] Touka
Th-This is...
[08:48] Touka
The power of the legendary hero!
[08:49] Touka
The power of the world's savior!
[08:51] Touka
Now I can put stockings on the luscious
thighs of beautiful girls the world over!
[08:58] Yuna
The legendary hero is looking at me
with the most piercing gaze...
[09:02] Yuna
He really is wonderful!
[09:04] Yuna
Nothing like that stupid Touka!
[09:05] Yuna
Though he does smell a little rank...
[09:08] Yuna
No, don't say that, Yuna!
[09:10] Yuna
Even if he stinks, the legendary hero...
[09:12] Yuna
Stinks!
[09:14] Yuna
Mr. Legendary Hero,
you reek to hell and back!
[09:16] Touka
Calm down, Yuna!
[09:17] Touka
What are you—
[09:20] Touka
Huh?
[09:21] Yuna
You monster!
[09:22] Touka
N-No! I'm Touka!
[09:24] Yuna
Touka's no monster!
[09:26] Touka
I just woke up like this!
[09:28] Yuna
Oh? Prove you're Touka, then!
[09:30] Touka
Magical Girl Magical Yunarin.
[09:33] Touka
That's what you called yourself at age
twelve when you wanted to be a mage.
[09:38] Touka
I'm the only one in the village who knows.
[09:40] Touka
You even made that lame outfit
you were so proud of!
[09:43] Touka
It was hilarious.
[09:44] Touka
Huh? Yunarin?
[09:46] Touka
Yunari—
[09:48] Yuna
Fine, we've established that you're Touka.
[09:51] Yuna
So, how did you turn into the legendary hero?
[09:53] Touka
No idea. I wish I knew.
[09:56] Touka
Seems like my soul got swapped
into his buried corpse,
[10:02] Touka
so it must be magic at work.
[10:06] Anri
So you recognized my necromancy!
[10:07] Anri
As expected of the man
who killed Sion the hero!
[10:10] Touka
Who's there?!
[10:12] Yuna
It's coming from your field.
[10:16] Anri
It's about time!
[10:17] Anri
I'm Anri Haysworth the necromancer!
[10:21] sign
Anri Haysworth
Necromancer
[10:21] Anri
The one who made you Sion the hero!
[10:28] Touka
And why did you do that, huh?!
[10:30] Yuna
You're still going?!
[10:31] Anri
W-Well... I...
[10:34] Anri
B-Before I answer, could you please help me?
[10:39] Anri
That was a close call!
[10:43] Anri
I was dying to see how you'd react when you
woke up looking like the legendary hero...
[10:50] Anri
To think you'd anticipate
my actions and set a trap!
[10:54] Touka
Sounds like you just screwed up to me!
[10:56] Touka
I know jack about necromancers,
[10:58] Touka
but I got better things to do
than entertain a child's prank.
[11:01] Touka
So go on. Turn me back.
[11:02] Anri
This is no prank!
[11:04] Anri
You must now save the world
as the legendary hero!
[11:08] Sion
What?
[11:09] Anri
When I was traveling with
Sion the hero, I made him a promise...
[11:13] (Flashback) Sion
If it ever seems my death is imminent,
[11:16] (Flashback) Sion
I want you to use your power
to bequeath my body to another.
[11:20] (Flashback) Sion
Someone you believe can save the world.
[11:24] Anri
Not only did you kill Sion,
you nearly managed to get me too!
[11:28] Anri
Someone of your prowess
can surely save the world!
[11:32] Touka
You both just fell in, damn it!
[11:35] Yuna
Okay, I get it now.
[11:37] Yuna
In that case...
[11:39] Yuna
I'm coming with!
[11:40] Touka
You sure packed fast!
[11:42] Yuna
I've always wanted to go on an adventure.
[11:45] Yuna
I've got to repay the legendary
hero for saving me...
[11:48] Yuna
And you've got to make up for what you did!
[11:51] Touka
Sounds dumb. Pass.
[11:53] Anri
Oh? You'd rather be punished
for killing the hero instead?
[11:59] Anri
Then I'll put you to death, here and now!
[12:01] Touka
I-I'm still in the hero's body.
[12:04] Touka
A li'l punk like you can't—
[12:05] Anri
Your original body is still your true form.
[12:10] Anri
This is the Coffin of the Living,
an ancient magic artifact.
[12:13] Anri
Your original body is sealed within.
[12:16] Anri
The moment I destroy it,
[12:19] Anri
your consciousness will expire.
[12:23] Touka
I see.
[12:25] Touka
If that's how you wanna play...
[12:28] Touka
Please, let me save the world.
[12:30] Anri
Very good!
[12:32] sign
Bellun
[12:33] Yuna
Wow! What a bustling town!
[12:35] Anri
Bellun is the largest city in the region.
[12:38] Anri
We'll prepare for our journey here.
[12:41] Touka
You can prepare all you want.
[12:43] Touka
I'm still not psychologically ready.
[12:45] Yuna
Man up and face facts already, would you?
[12:48] Touka
Ha! I can't change my emotions
on a whim like you do.
[12:52] Touka
Acting like some tourist right
after your beloved hero died...
[12:56] Touka
Talk about heartless.
[12:58] Yuna
I'm still totally sad about that!
[13:00] Yuna
But the legendary hero said he loved my smile,
[13:04] Yuna
so I can't stay down in the dumps forever.
[13:06] Touka
Huh, you don't say.
[13:09] Touka
Meanwhile, I'll be smile-free until
this whole stupid journey's over.
[13:13] Girl A
Look! It's the legendary hero!
[13:15] Girl B
What a dreamboat!
[13:17] Girl C
He's so handsome!
[13:19] Touka
This body freaking rocks!
[13:23] Yuna
Look at these cute wands!
[13:25] Yuna
I kinda want one.
[13:27] Shopkeep
As I'd expect of the hero's companion,
you have a discerning eye.
[13:30] Shopkeep
That's our best magic catalyst.
[13:34] Yuna
Really?
[13:35] Touka
You can't even use magic.
[13:37] Yuna
So what? I can get the look down first.
[13:40] Touka
If you insist.
[13:41] Touka
I'll buy it for you as a gift.
[13:43] Yuna
Touka...
[13:44] Touka
Shopkeep, how much for the wand?
[13:46] Shopkeep
Ten million kruks.
[13:49] Touka
W-Wow, only ten million?
[13:52] Touka
Anri, how much does the hero's party have?
[13:54] Anri
Not that much, for sure.
[13:58] Touka
Would you two mind waiting outside?
[14:03] Touka
He gave it to me for a thousand.
[14:05] Anri & Yuna
What?!
[14:06] Anri
How'd you manage that?
[14:07] Touka
With charisma that exceeds
the legendary hero's.
[14:10] Yuna
This is all we have, and it won't buy
much more than a room for the night.
[14:15] Touka
What gives, Anri?
[14:16] Touka
Didn't the king pay you
a reward three years ago?
[14:20] Anri
Nope.
[14:21] Anri
I've never even met the king.
[14:23] Touka
Huh? How come?
[14:25] Yuna
Is that because necromancy
is taboo or something?
[14:29] Anri
Y-Yes...
[14:30] Yuna
I thought so.
[14:31] Touka
What's a taboo?
[14:33] Yuna
A kind of magic that's illegal to even use.
[14:36] Yuna
If it gets out that she's a taboo-caster,
[14:39] Yuna
she could be executed for it.
[14:41] Anri
Indeed.
[14:42] Anri
Only our party at the time knows I was
a part of what happened three years ago.
[14:48] Anri
Even at your village, I simply watched
from afar so as not to make trouble.
[14:53] Yuna
What will we do for our
upcoming journey, then?
[14:55] Touka
Leave it to my charisma.
[15:03] Touka
Our meal's on the house!
[15:05] Yuna
No way!
[15:06] Touka
Man, I'm thinking we can do this
without any money at all!
[15:09] Anri
That's the man who defeated the hero for you!
[15:11] Yuna
You want us to keep relying
on people's goodwill?
[15:14] Yuna
We'll be leeches on society!
[15:16] Anri
Yes, indeed. That's very true!
[15:18] Touka
Then what are we supposed to do?
[15:19] Yuna
Let's look for work at the adventurers' guild.
[15:23] Touka
You want to take honest work?
[15:25] Touka
Well, I think that's a terrible—
[15:27] Girl C
Mr. Legendary Hero!
[15:30] Touka
Older ladies with luscious thighs!
[15:32] Girl C
Want to come by and sample our wares?
[15:35] Girl D
You kind of stink, though,
Mr. Legendary Hero...
[15:37] Touka
N-Not many chances to
wash up on a long journey!
[15:42] Girl C
Oh! Why don't you clean up with us, then?
[15:45] Girl D
You know, I've never met the real hero,
[15:48] Girl D
and I hear there've been lots
of impostors lately.
[15:52] Girl C
Why don't we ask my bodyguard about it?
[15:55] Girl C
He said he fought
alongside him once, after all!
[15:59] Bodyguard
He does look like the real deal.
[16:02] Bodyguard
I'm honored to meet you again!
[16:05] Bodyguard
Do you remember the promise
you made me that day?
[16:07] Touka
Promise?
[16:08] Bodyguard
I requested a proper duel.
[16:11] Bodyguard
I'm willing to die here if I have to.
[16:13] Touka
Can't say I feel the same, personally!
[16:16] Girl C
Go, Mr. Legendary Hero!
[16:18] Girl D
Win, and we can all take a bath together!
[16:20] Touka
There's no plausible way I can win...
[16:23] Touka
Wait, the hero has the Sacred Sword!
[16:26] Touka
With this, there's no way I can lose!
[16:29] Touka
I'll end this in a minute flat.
[16:34] Touka
I'm so limber in this body!
[16:36] Touka
I'll show you what the hero can really do!
[16:40] Touka & Bodyguard
Huh?
[16:43] Touka
My eye! My eye!
[16:45] Touka
Why'd the Sacred Sword bend like that?!
[16:49] Bodyguard
He's a fake!
[16:50] Bodyguard
The legendary hero's nowhere near that weak!
[16:53] Girl D
I knew something smelled about this.
[16:58] sign
Adventurers' Guild
[16:59] Yuna
Honestly!
[17:00] Yuna
Where'd that stupid Touka run off to?
[17:03] Anri
Miss Yuna! What about this job?
[17:06] Yuna
Eliminating devils? And each one's worth...
[17:08] Yuna
Three hundred thousand?!
[17:10] Yuna
We can slay devils and earn money!
[17:12] Yuna
Two birds with one stone!
[17:15] Anri
Now shower me with praise!
[17:17] Yuna
Of course! What a smart girl!
[17:19] Kyle
Anri? Is that you?
[17:22] Yuna
Who's that?
[17:23] Yuna
Someone you know?
[17:24] Kyle
I'm Kyle.
[17:24] sign
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero
[17:26] Kyle
I worked with Anri to save the world.
[17:29] Yuna
The Kyle? The scion of one of the continent's
most prestigious families
[17:32] Yuna
who made a name for himself as
the legendary hero's right-hand man?
[17:38] Kyle
I'm sure you're intimidated
by my noble status,
[17:42] Kyle
but feel free to treat me like anyone else.
[17:44] Anri
What brings you
to a place like this, Sir Kyle?
[17:48] Kyle
I've been trying to track sightings of Sion.
[17:51] Kyle
But I suppose you know where he is, right?
[17:55] Anri
The legendary hero...
[17:56] Anri
is dead.
[17:59] Shopkeep
Return my ten-million-kruk wand!
[18:01] Citizen A
Pay up, you damn fake!
[18:03] Touka
Take a close look!
I'm really the legendary hero!
[18:06] Citizen B
The hero doesn't look
that sickly or smell that bad!
[18:09] Citizen C
Yeah, he's right!
[18:09] Touka
Well, see, there was this curse, and...
[18:12] Touka
Stupid Anri!
[18:14] Touka
You said my mana would automatically
restore my zombified body!
[18:18] Touka
But I'm obviously rotting!
[18:21] Touka
Plus, I've got the Sacred—
[18:24] Lord
Replicas I've confiscated
from impostors like you.
[18:29] Lord
To discourage further copycats, we should
make an example of you with a life sentence.
[18:34] Lord
Maybe a death sentence would be more apt.
[18:35] Touka
Hell no, it wouldn't!
[18:37] Kyle
I implore you to wait.
[18:39] Girl E
Lord Kyle?!
[18:41] Girl F
The legendary hero's companion?
[18:42] Lord
Well, well! Lord Kyle!
[18:44] Lord
What brings you here?
[18:45] Kyle
I have business with an old friend.
[18:47] Kyle
He's the real deal. I'd like him released.
[18:50] Lord
Please, my lord. His appearance and
behavior suggest quite the contrary...
[18:55] Kyle
Shall I show you the proof?
[18:59] Touka
You saved me!
[19:01] Kyle
Anri filled me in on the situation.
[19:02] Kyle
Hold the Sacred Sword
and visualize a giant blade.
[19:06] Touka
A giant blade?
[19:11] Touka
What the hell?!
[19:12] Bodyguard
That's the true Sacred Sword!
[19:15] Bodyguard
When we fought together, his sword
would swell to massive proportions
[19:18] Bodyguard
and he'd nail the devils all at once!
[19:20] Person
I've seen it too!
[19:20] Lord
That means this man is the real—
[19:21] Person 2
Me too!
[19:24] Villager 1
It's drooping.
[19:24] Villager 2
It wasn't bendy when I saw him fight...
[19:25] Touka
What now?
[19:27] Villager 3
Maybe he is a fake?
[19:27] Kyle
What the hell is that?
[19:29] Lord
It seems that he is a fake, after—
[19:31] Yuna
Hold it right there!
[19:33] Yuna
If he slays more devils
on this quest than anyone,
[19:36] Yuna
that'll prove it, right?
[19:38] Touka
Wait, hang on. That seems kinda—
[19:40] Crowd
Yeah!
[19:42] Lord
Interesting.
[19:44] Lord
Let us have him prove himself, then.
[19:48] Touka
Over twenty devils have been sighted?!
[19:51] Touka
I don't stand a damn chance!
[19:52] Yuna
What do you want from me?!
[19:54] Yuna
This was the only way
to get them off your back!
[19:57] Anri
Sir Touka, all journeys contain trials.
[20:00] Touka
And also,
[20:02] Touka
I wanna know why I'm rotting
and my sword went flaccid.
[20:06] Anri
I see.
[20:07] Anri
The chosen one's mana determines
the Sacred Sword's strength.
[20:11] Anri
You'll also require mana
to maintain that zombie body.
[20:14] Anri
This leads me to one conclusion...
[20:17] Anri
You have a miserably limited amount of mana.
[20:21] Touka
But I'm in the legendary hero's body now!
[20:23] Anri
Nay, mana derives from the spirit.
[20:26] Yuna
That makes sense.
[20:27] Yuna
Touka's worthless soul
means he has piddly mana.
[20:31] Anri
I was careless...
[20:32] Anri
I assumed the man who slew the hero
would have plenty of mana!
[20:36] Touka
M-Maybe it went flaccid
because I'm too awesome!
[20:40] Anri
In that case...
[20:41] Anri
This is a magic crystal.
[20:43] Anri
They're typically used in spellcasting,
[20:46] Anri
but if you grip one tightly,
[20:48] Anri
it will shine according to the holder's mana.
[20:52] Kyle
That light suggests
the highest possible level.
[20:55] Touka
Hand it over.
[21:01] Touka
I don't think it's working.
[21:02] Kyle
No...
[21:03] Kyle
There's a faint light in the center.
[21:05] Yuna
Sad.
[21:06] Anri
Very well...
[21:07] Anri
Sir Touka has a mana level of 1,
akin to a baby's.
[21:11] Yuna
What about mine?!
[21:13] Anri
Yours is level 2, akin to a child's.
[21:16] Yuna
No way!
[21:17] Kyle
This is a rather grave turn of events.
[21:20] Kyle
It's bad enough to be a poor combatant,
[21:21] Kyle
but at this rate, you'll just keep rotting
until you're a mere skeleton.
[21:25] Kyle
Thus, I propose...
[21:26] Kyle
Why not let me play
the legendary hero instead?
[21:29] Touka
That's a great idea!
[21:32] Touka
Then I can go back to my body!
[21:34] Yuna
He'd be a million times
better at it than Touka!
[21:36] Anri
No!
[21:37] Anri
I won't accept Sir Kyle
as the legendary hero.
[21:40] Touka
But shouldn't the job go to
the guy who wants it?
[21:44] Kyle
You're still angry about three years ago?
[21:47] Yuna
Did something happen back then?
[21:49] Anri
No. That is unrelated.
[21:51] Anri
The legendary hero's successor must be
capable of saving the world.
[21:55] Anri
One of you managed to slay him.
[21:56] Anri
The other could never best him.
[21:59] Anri
If I must gamble, I choose the former.
[22:00] Touka
Seriously, it was an accident!
[22:02] Kyle
In that case...
[22:04] Kyle
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
[22:08] Touka
Huh?!
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:11] sign
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[00:00] Kyle
In that case...
[00:02] Kyle
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
[00:07] Touka
Huh?!
[00:10] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:22] sign
THE
[00:23] sign
LEGEN
[00:23] sign
DARY
[00:24] sign
HERO
[00:24] sign
IS
[00:25] sign
DEAD
[01:38] sign
Episode 2
[01:38] sign
The Legendary Hero Impostor
[01:39] Touka
Slay me?
[01:40] Touka
I'm already a zombie!
[01:42] Kyle
There are two ways I can end you.
[01:44] Kyle
First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy
your head, where your astral form dwells.
[01:50] Kyle
Second, destroy your original physical form.
[01:53] Touka
None of this makes any sense.
[01:55] Touka
Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel.
[01:57] Touka
Give him the legendary hero's body.
[02:00] Touka
Anri!
[02:03] Kyle
Forget it. It was just a joke.
[02:06] Kyle
I thought a little act like that
might get Anri to give in,
[02:10] Kyle
but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled.
[02:12] Kyle
You leave me no choice.
[02:14] Kyle
I'll fight in your place
on the quest tomorrow.
[02:16] Touka
You mean it? Thanks, man!
[02:19] Touka
You're way more understanding
than someone here!
[02:22] Kyle
Don't be rude, now.
[02:25] Kyle
Anri and I remain united
in our desire to save the world.
[02:29] Touka
Kyle...
[02:29] Yuna
Lord Kyle!
[02:31] Touka
Boy, what a nice guy.
[02:34] Touka
The journey ahead will be a breeze.
[02:38] Touka
Is that what I'm supposed to think?!
[02:40] Touka
That snotty brat didn't
even try to back me up!
[02:43] Touka
If I don't do something,
I'll still wind up dead!
[02:47] Touka
I'll just have to take back my body.
[02:59] Touka
I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta
find a way to return to normal!
[03:07] Touka
C-Calm down, man!
[03:08] Touka
Now's not the time to get distracted by those*!
[03:11] Touka
Focus, man! Focus!
[03:17] Touka
Yup, nothing makes thighs*
look their best like stockings!
[03:21] Touka
That's one job well done.
[03:23] Touka
I'll have sweet dreams tonight.
[03:26] Touka
Wait, dumbass!
[03:28] Touka
You're here to get your body!
[03:33] Touka
A burglar? Probably not...
[03:38] Touka
Kyle?
[03:39] Touka
Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?!
[03:43] Touka
No, the other one?!
[03:44] Touka
He's into little girls?!
[03:46] Touka
Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero!
[03:52] Touka
What's he want with the necklace?
[03:56] Touka
No way...
[03:58] Touka
He wants to kill me after all?!
[04:05] Kyle
A trap, eh?
[04:09] Yuna
Wh-What was that?!
[04:12] Anri
The protection spell I cast
on the Coffin of the Living activated.
[04:16] Anri
Someone must have tried to take it.
[04:19] Anri
The culprit can't have gotten far.
[04:21] Yuna
Wait.
[04:22] Yuna
There's no need for an emergency search.
[04:25] Touka
Why does Kyle want me dead?
[04:29] Touka
Does he want the hero's body that badly?
[04:32] Touka
He's not gonna let it go...
[04:34] Touka
I have to figure out a way through this!
[04:39] Touka
Hey, Yuna. What's up?
[04:41] Yuna
I think you know exactly what's up.
[04:43] Touka
Crap. I forgot...
[04:45] Yuna
Die, asshole! Pervert!
[04:49] Captain
We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt!
[04:53] Crowd
Yeah!
[04:57] Kyle
Touka... What happened to your face?
[05:00] Touka
I was worried about Yuna catching a cold,
[05:02] Touka
so I snuck into her room and put
stockings on her, but got caught.
[05:06] Touka
But after I did that, someone apparently
tried to steal Anri's necklace.
[05:10] Touka
She thought it was me, hence the beating.
[05:13] Kyle
I think messing with a sleeping woman
is reason enough for the beating...
[05:19] Kyle
Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief?
[05:22] Touka
Nah, I left right after
the whole stockings thing.
[05:25] Kyle
I see.
[05:26] Kyle
Once the hunt is over,
I'll help you find the culprit.
[05:29] Touka
Thanks a bunch, man!
[05:31] Touka
Help me find the culprit?!
You're the culprit, asshole!
[05:34] Touka
Still, his behavior suggests
he didn't notice me last night.
[05:39] Touka
If he can't get at the necklace,
he'll likely target me next.
[05:43] Touka
The only question is when.
[05:46] Touka
At the very least, he won't
attack while anyone's watching.
[05:49] Touka
If he wants the hero's body for himself,
[05:51] Touka
he won't want it to get out
that he murdered me.
[05:54] Touka
So as long as I'm never
alone with him, I'm safe!
[05:58] Touka
And if I explain things to Yuna
and Anri after this hunt,
[06:02] Touka
he'll never get another chance at my head.
[06:04] Touka
I'll keep an eye on the necklace,
too, just to be safe.
[06:07] Touka
Hey, Anri.
[06:09] Anri
How might I help you, Sir Touka?
[06:12] Touka
Stick close, okay?
[06:17] Anri
V-Very well.
[06:22] Touka
This is the devils' lair?
[06:24] Yuna
I-I'm nervous all of a sudden...
[06:29] Belarco
I'd like us to split up now.
[06:32] sign
Belarco
Spearman
[06:32] Belarco
I intend to unmask that impostor hero.
[06:37] Touka
The guy who goes off on his own
always dies first at times like this.
[06:41] Kyle
Not necessarily.
[06:42] Touka
Huh?
[06:43] Kyle
That's Twin-Spear Belarco,
[06:45] Kyle
said to have slain over a hundred
devils in the battle three years ago.
[06:49] Touka
A hundred?!
[06:50] Touka
Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us—
[06:57] Pidon
Hells yeah! Feasting time!
[06:59] Pidon
Who do I sink my teeth into first?
[07:01] Pidon
Aw, now don't go dying just yet!
[07:03] Pidon
Pidon likes his food still squirming!
[07:06] Touka
I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils!
[07:10] Kyle
The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil.
[07:13] Kyle
Be careful.
[07:14] Kyle
Its kind uses magic, too.
[07:17] Touka
It disappeared?!
[07:20] Hunt Team A
What's going on?
[07:21] Hunt Team B
We can't beat this thing!
[07:23] Hunt Team B
We're all gonna die!
[07:24] Hunt Team
Run!
[07:25] Hunt Team
Damn! We're done for!
[07:29] Yuna
Hey! Touka's running, too!
[07:31] Touka
Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too!
[07:35] Pidon
Aw, I speared his heart!
[07:38] Pidon
My bad!
[07:39] Pidon
They're way less tasty dead!
[07:41] Yuna
No way... Touka?
[07:43] Yuna
Touka?!
[07:46] Pidon
But there's plenty more feast
where that came from!
[07:49] Yuna
It disappeared again!
[07:53] Touka
Look up, guys!
[07:54] Yuna
He's standing on a magic circle?!
[07:58] Kyle
I see. So that's how you perform
that dive-bomb maneuver.
[08:03] Pidon
You've figured out the trick,
but you still can't stop me!
[08:07] Kyle
Oh, I most certainly can.
[08:09] Kyle
Ein Astres!
[08:12] Pidon
Huh?
[08:16] Kyle
Slice to pieces!
[08:23] Yuna
Oh, wow! What a spell!
[08:26] Yuna
You're amazing, Lord Kyle!
[08:27] Yuna
What are you doing now?
[08:29] Kyle
Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil.
[08:32] Kyle
Its heart.
[08:36] Yuna
A m-magic crystal?
[08:38] Kyle
Yeah, that's right.
[08:40] Kyle
Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see.
[08:43] Yuna
Really?
[08:45] Yuna
This pattern...
[08:46] Kyle
It's diabolic script. An incantation.
[08:49] Kyle
Recite it to yourself after
the activation word "Ein,"
[08:54] Kyle
and you can use the same spell the devil did.
[08:57] Yuna
It's that easy?!
[08:58] Kyle
Yeah, though the effect
is limited by your mana.
[09:01] Anri
This one's "Ocupethe."
[09:03] Yuna
So this would let me use magic?
[09:06] Kyle
Why not keep it as a souvenir?
[09:08] Kyle
I have no need of it.
[09:09] Yuna
Are you sure?
[09:10] Touka
Hang on a minute!
[09:12] Touka
I'm the one who saw through
the trick and scored us a win.
[09:15] Touka
How about a little gratitude?
[09:16] Yuna
You're going to brag after running away?
[09:19] Hunt Team C
Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us!
[09:22] Touka
Huh?
[09:28] Devil A
Save the little ones for later.
[09:30] Devil A
Finish the legendary hero.
[09:32] Touka
Why were there devils in the woods?!
[09:34] Kyle
Did they just happen to be out,
[09:36] Kyle
or did they know we were coming?
[09:38] Kyle
Either way, their numbers pose a problem.
[09:41] Touka
Damn it. In that case...
[09:44] Touka
Time to beat it!
[09:45] Yuna
You wanna run?!
[09:46] Yuna
That fortress is their lair!
[09:48] Touka
You saw how many of them are out there!
[09:51] Touka
I'm sure there's nobody left inside!
[09:53] Kyle
And luring them into the narrow halls
will keep them from overwhelming us?
[09:57] Anri
Of course! That's the strategist
who surpassed the legendary hero for you!
[10:02] Devil B
Welcome, humans...
[10:04] Devil B
to our dining hall!
[10:06] Touka
Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too?
[10:09] Yuna
We're between a rock and a hard place!
[10:12] Kyle
There's certainly more of them
than I expected.
[10:16] Touka
We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys!
[10:18] Touka
Right down to our bones!
[10:20] Anri
Even so, we do outnumber them.
[10:23] Touka
Retreating into fantasy, huh?
[10:25] Touka
I get the appeal.
[10:26] Touka
I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers
and become invincible any minute now, too!
[10:31] Anri
Forgive me. I fear I must
desecrate your deaths.
[10:36] Anri
Ein Goedde!
[10:39] Anri
Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy.
[10:42] Anri
But this is another type...
[10:45] Yuna
The skeletons...
[10:46] Anri
Remote necromancy!
[10:49] Anri
My servants.
[10:50] Anri
Annihilate these devils!
[10:55] Touka
Hey. They're super weak.
[10:57] Anri
Worry not.
[10:58] Anri
Ein Grendel!
[11:03] Touka
Hey, now they're tougher!
[11:05] Kyle
That's a physical enhancement spell.
[11:07] Kyle
Anri's connected herself to
the skeletons with threads of mana.
[11:11] Kyle
Any spell she casts will travel through
them to the skeletons simultaneously.
[11:17] Kyle
But it expends a lot of mana at once.
[11:19] Kyle
We need to back her up!
[11:22] Touka
Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight!
[11:24] Yuna
It's okay. It's okay...
[11:27] Touka
Besides, it's not like we've
really fought devils before!
[11:31] Touka
Wuh?
[11:32] Touka
Frickin' hell! My arm!
[11:36] Touka
Not good!
[11:36] Touka
Yuna, dodge!
[11:39] Touka
No! Yuna is...
[11:43] Yuna
Eek! What happened?!
[11:46] Touka
It only dissolved her clothes?!
[11:49] Devil C
I like naked ladies.
[11:51] Touka
That devil knows what's up!
[11:54] Yuna
No!
[11:54] Touka
Hey! Yuna!
[11:56] Touka
Damn it! We can't afford to get separated!
[11:59] Touka
Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle?
[12:02] Touka
No! My priority is Yuna right now!
[12:05] Touka
For more reasons than one!
[12:09] Yuna
Why did this have to happen to me?
[12:12] Yuna
One look at those devils
and I totally lost my nerve.
[12:14] Yuna
I'm even worse than Touka.
[12:16] Touka
You called?
[12:17] Touka
Hold it! I'm not a devil!
[12:19] Yuna
Don't look!
[12:21] Touka
I was worried this might happen,
[12:23] Touka
so I brought a spare outfit...
[12:25] Yuna
You mean it?
[12:26] Touka
This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit!
[12:28] Touka
Would you rather wear my jacket,
which stinks of the grave?
[12:31] Yuna
Not in a million years!
[12:32] Devil C
Where's the naked lady?
[12:35] Yuna
I-It's coming... What do we do?
[12:38] Touka
Form change...
[12:40] Touka
Whip!
[12:41] Yuna
It can do more than get bigger?
[12:43] Touka
It seems it can take
any simple shape I imagine.
[12:48] Touka
It's always limp when I hold it, though.
[12:51] Touka
Our lives were on the line here,
so I did a little advance prep.
[12:54] Touka
So please find your strength
and join the fight with me.
[12:57] Touka
You beat the crap out of me
all the time, remember?
[13:00] Touka
So what chance does a devil have?
[13:02] Yuna
Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh?
[13:06] Devil C
Found you.
[13:10] Devil C
This is too saggy to—
[13:14] Touka
The Sacred Sword hardens up
again when I'm not holding it,
[13:17] Touka
though the elongation lowers its toughness
[13:20] Touka
and it reverts to normal after enough time passes.
[13:22] Touka
Yuna! Now's our chance!
[13:24] Devil C
I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes.
[13:26] Devil C
I wanna see her naked in stockings!
[13:30] Touka
Naked in stockings?!
[13:32] Touka
Oh, man, this guy gets it.
[13:34] Touka
A true man of culture!
[13:35] Touka
Yuna, don't hurt him!
[13:37] Touka
This devil is our ally!
[13:40] Yuna
Ally, my ass!
[13:42] Yuna
Naked in stockings over my dead body!
[13:44] Yuna
Ein Ocupethe!
[13:49] Yuna
Every single one of you...
[13:51] Yuna
is my enemy!
[13:54] Yuna
I did it!
[13:55] Yuna
I really did it!
[13:56] Yuna
I beat a devil!
[13:59] Touka
Impossible...
[14:00] Touka
The naked-in-stockings pledge...
[14:02] Yuna
Say, devils aren't so tough after all!
[14:04] Yuna
Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff!
[14:12] Kyle
At last, the hour has come.
[14:14] Kyle
Now, Touka, it's time for you to die.
[14:17] Touka
Yuna! Hey, Yuna!
[14:19] Kyle
Don't worry. She's just unconscious.
[14:22] Kyle
I'm no fan of harming women.
[14:27] Touka
The dude who tried to kill me last night
is gonna put on the nice-guy act?
[14:31] Kyle
Oh? You knew it was me?
[14:38] Kyle
You have no chance.
[14:39] Kyle
I'm a champion who fought
alongside the legendary hero.
[14:43] Kyle
That's right.
[14:44] Kyle
I'm part of the hero's party.
[14:46] Kyle
And that's all I've ever been...
[14:48] Kyle
Never the legendary hero.
[14:51] Kyle
Talent, beauty, nobility...
I was born with it all.
[14:56] Kyle
They said divine blood
flowed through my veins.
[14:59] Kyle
I should have been chosen
by the Sacred Sword.
[15:03] Kyle
Had the one perfect being
who surpasses even me...
[15:06] Kyle
Had Sion not appeared!
[15:10] Kyle
And so, when Anri joined the party,
I made up my mind.
[15:13] Kyle
If there were heights I couldn't
reach in my current body,
[15:16] Kyle
I'd have to become Sion!
[15:20] Kyle
It was easy to fool Anri.
[15:23] Kyle
I used her necromancy to
take over various devils
[15:25] Kyle
and attacked Sion time and again!
[15:28] Kyle
Yet I failed at every turn.
[15:31] Kyle
But at last! At last...
[15:33] Kyle
I can become the perfect being!
[15:36] Touka
I get it now.
[15:38] Touka
You're an absolute madman,
[15:40] Touka
so obsessed with the legendary hero
that you want to become him!
[15:45] Kyle
The hero's body is wasted in the hands
of a worthless piece of trash like you.
[15:50] Kyle
Indeed, behold!
[15:51] Kyle
You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me!
[15:55] Kyle
You're not worthy to be the legendary hero.
[15:59] Touka
I'm just the son of a wannabe
mercenary nobody.
[16:02] Touka
I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete,
[16:07] Touka
and now I find out I have the mana of a baby.
[16:10] Touka
But no matter what anyone else thinks,
[16:13] Touka
I don't hate myself.
[16:16] Touka
I think I'm worth a lot.
[16:19] Touka
Even the legendary hero's body
has been nothing but bad news.
[16:23] Touka
Meanwhile, here you are...
[16:26] Touka
You wanna be him? The "perfect being"?
[16:30] Touka
I don't hafta take crap from a guy
so desperate to give up being himself!
[16:37] Kyle
Such words lack impact
from a failure like you.
[16:45] Yuna
Well? That had impact, right?
[16:49] Kyle
You should've stayed down...
[16:55] Kyle
What?!
[16:57] Touka
Anri!
[17:00] Kyle
I thought you'd still be fighting!
[17:02] Anri
I remembered what Sir Touka said...
[17:04] Anri
"Stick close."
[17:06] Kyle
And so you left all those devils back there?!
[17:09] Anri
No.
[17:10] Anri
I'd slain about half when the other
quest participants came to my aid.
[17:15] Anri
I will never give you the hero's body.
[17:19] Anri
Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life.
[17:24] Kyle
What an presumptuous thing to say.
[17:27] Kyle
I'm the one who's been sparing your life.
[17:30] Kyle
I didn't want to hurt you,
[17:33] Kyle
which is why I hoped you'd
agree to make me the hero.
[17:36] Kyle
But I'd forgotten...
[17:38] Kyle
You see, Anri isn't human.
[17:42] Kyle
The necromancer clan have
magic crystals for hearts.
[17:45] Kyle
They're devils masquerading as humans!
[17:51] Kyle
So I'm going to kill you
[17:53] Kyle
and take your magic crystal.
[17:56] Touka
Talk as big as you want
in your birthday suit,
[17:58] Touka
but we still have the advantage.
[18:01] Touka
We and our skeleton army...
[18:04] Touka
Where's the skeleton army?
[18:06] Anri
I left them back there.
[18:07] Touka
What?
[18:09] Kyle
Sounds like the great Anri
is running out of strength!
[18:12] Kyle
I'll finish things here and now, then!
[18:14] Touka
Tch! In that case...
[18:17] Touka
We book it!
[18:25] Touka
No way are we beating
that guy in a fair fight!
[18:28] Yuna
Why?!
[18:30] Touka
Naked in stockings?!
[18:32] Touka
Congrats on your dream coming true, man.
[18:41] Kyle
I lost them... Damn!
[18:44] sign
Form Change: Wall
[18:47] Touka
Looks like he bought it.
[18:50] Touka
So? You really a devil?
[18:52] Anri
It's true that I have
a magic crystal for a heart.
[18:55] Anri
My white hair and red eyes, too, are
adaptations to the environment of Hell.
[19:01] Anri
I'm the descendant of those who were locked
behind the Gates of Hell long ago.
[19:07] Yuna
A human born in Hell?!
[19:09] Touka
But how does Kyle know all that stuff?
[19:12] Anri
Three years ago, the necromancers
escaped from Hell,
[19:16] Anri
but we were persecuted in the northlands.
[19:19] Anri
Sir Sion was the only person to learn
what I was and still treat me as human.
[19:26] Anri
Sir Touka...
[19:27] Anri
You are now the legendary hero.
[19:30] Anri
If you cannot trust me, I give you
permission to slay me here and now.
[19:35] Anri
If I cannot carry on the hero's will,
I am better off dead.
[19:43] Touka
Well, you're a damned pain in the ass
who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess.
[19:48] Touka
But one day, you might grow into
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs.
[19:54] Touka
If I'm gonna have to save the world,
[19:57] Touka
I'd be missing out if I can't watch
you grow up in the meantime.
[20:01] Anri
Wh-What happens if I become
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?!
[20:05] Touka
We'll enjoy a relaxed life
together in my village.
[20:07] Anri
I'll do it! I'll do it!
[20:10] Anri
I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious
thighs and live forever with Sir Touka!
[20:14] Yuna
You're okay with that corrupt motive?!
[20:17] Yuna
Well, I trust you too, Anri.
[20:19] Yuna
Let's work together to do
the legendary hero's job.
[20:22] Anri
Dame Yuna!
[20:23] Yuna
So, what do we do now?
[20:26] Touka
Good question!
[20:28] Touka
Guess it's time to get serious.
[20:30] Yuna
The loser's refrain!
[20:34] Kyle
Those worthless failures!
[20:41] Kyle
Found you.
[20:44] Touka
He's here.
[20:46] Kyle
You ran right into a dead end, eh?
[20:49] Kyle
It's clearly a trap.
[20:51] Kyle
My superior intelligence tells me so.
[21:00] Kyle
Just as I thought.
[21:01] Touka
Damn! It missed!
[21:04] Kyle
Anri's mana is at its limit.
[21:07] Kyle
It's safe to assume there won't
be any more zombie attacks.
[21:15] Touka
I surrender!
[21:16] Touka
I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me!
[21:21] Kyle
The absolute scumbag!
[21:25] Kyle
I clearly expected too much
from you bunch of failures!
[21:31] Kyle
Now, give me Sion's body—
[21:34] Touka
The hilt from a replica.
[21:36] Touka
I figured it might come in handy,
so I smuggled it out with me.
[21:42] Kyle
So, where's the real one?
[21:44] Kyle
Did you think you could negotiate
in exchange for that?
[21:47] Touka
Oh, certainly not.
[21:48] Touka
I'm not hiding it, see...
[21:52] Touka
That was the bait to lure you out.
[21:56] Touka
Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine.
[21:59] Touka
And if there's one I like best...
[22:03] Touka
It's a pitfall!
[22:04] Kyle
You...
[22:07] Kyle
You worthless failures!
[22:12] Kyle
Guess even failures like us
can get the better of you.
[22:18] Kyle
Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea,
[22:20] Kyle
you weird, stupid pervert.
[22:24] Citizen
The legendary hero has returned!
[22:28] Yuna
With all these, I can become a great mage!
[22:32] Quest-Giver
I'm taking these as proof of devils slain.
[22:36] Quest-Giver
And here's your three-million-kruk reward.
[22:39] Yuna
Aw... Can't I keep just one?
[22:42] Yuna
Hey!
[22:42] Shopkeep
This is only three million!
[22:45] Shopkeep
Where's the other seven million?
[22:47] Shopkeep
If you can't pay it, give back my wand!
[22:49] Yuna
The wand...
[22:51] Yuna
It melted!
[22:52] Shopkeep
Seven million!
[22:53] Citizen
And pay your food tab!
[22:54] Yuna
What do we do, Touka?
[22:56] Touka
H-Hey, I know where to get money!
[22:59] Touka
The capital!
[23:00] Touka
We'll shake the king down for all he's worth!
[23:04] Anri
Sir Touka!
[23:05] Anri
I bought stockings!
[23:07] Anri
What do you think?!
[23:11] Touka
Burdock roots.
[23:12] Anri
You're so mean!
[23:19] Leland
Such beautiful, wonderful bones...
[23:23] Friedrich
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[23:25] Friedrich
Well? Who's our next target, then?
[23:30] Leland
Princess Marguerite Farom.
[23:33] Leland
The most beautiful bones in the kingdom.
E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
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[00:00] sign
Diary of a Newly Made Zombie Man
[00:01] Touka
It turns out my mana's so low that
I can't regenerate flesh on my bones.
[00:05] sign
Journey Day 4
[00:05] Touka
Can I really save the world
with my arm in this condition?
[00:09] sign
Day 5
[00:09] Touka
Wild dogs made off with more of my flesh.
[00:11] sign
Day 6
[00:11] Touka
My eyeball came out,
so I played catch with Anri.
[00:14] Touka
Looking at Yuna's thighs makes me drool.
[00:14] sign
Day 7
[00:17] Touka
I wonder why!
[00:18] sign
Day 8
[00:18] Touka
Duh, because I love thighs!
[00:20] sign
Day 9
[00:20] Touka
Yuna beat me up and I was
pretty out of it for a while.
[00:23] sign
Day 10
[00:24] Touka
Now I'm a skeleton.
[00:27] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:39] sign
THE
[00:40] sign
LEGEN
[00:40] sign
DARY
[00:41] sign
HERO
[00:41] sign
IS
[00:42] sign
DEAD
[01:56] sign
Episode 3
[01:56] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
[01:57] Touka
No freaking way...
[01:58] Touka
What do I do?
[01:59] Touka
Am I just gonna look like this forever?
[02:02] Yuna
Where'd Touka get off to?
[02:06] Yuna
As long as I'm all alone,
maybe I'll wash off!
[02:13] Touka
Without my clothes,
I look like any old skeleton.
[02:15] Touka
I can peep my heart out
from a front-row seat!
[02:18] Touka
We made eye contact!
[02:20] Touka
Wait, look at her!
She doesn't know anything's up!
[02:24] Anri
Dame Yuna?
[02:25] Anri
Why are you burying Sir Touka?
[02:28] Yuna
He was peeping on me.
[02:30] Touka
She knew exactly what was up!
[02:32] sign
Gates of Hell
[02:32] sign
Northern Continent
[02:32] sign
Central Continent
[02:32] sign
Royal Capital Lumen
[02:32] sign
Alda Fortress
[02:32] sign
Bellun
[02:32] sign
Cheza
[02:32] Touka
It's day ten of my journey to close
the Gates of Hell as the legendary hero.
[02:36] Touka
We've racked up a pretty big debt,
[02:38] Touka
so we're heading to the capital
to get funds from the king.
[02:42] Yuna
I've been giving you leeway
because you're in the hero's body,
[02:45] Yuna
but you're basically no good to anyone now.
[02:48] Touka
It can't be that bad!
[02:49] Touka
Granted, I don't know how
I can keep traveling like this.
[02:52] Anri
Being a skeleton isn't an issue.
[02:54] Anri
You retain your five senses as normal.
[02:57] Touka
That's not the dang point!
[02:59] Touka
If I enter the capital like this,
[03:01] Touka
we'll start a panic before
I ever reach the king!
[03:03] Anri
No need to worry.
[03:05] Anri
No matter what you may look like,
I'll always be on your side, Sir Touka.
[03:09] Touka
I'm telling you, that's not the point.
[03:11] Touka
I gotta find a way to boost
my mana and get my flesh back.
[03:16] Touka
If my own mana can't cut it,
what if I go back to my body,
[03:20] Touka
then have you enter the hero's
to regenerate it, Anri?
[03:23] Anri
Sir Touka, I cannot agree to that proposal.
[03:26] Touka
How come?
[03:27] sign
"Mr. K" Suspected of Spiritual Degeneration
[03:27] Anri
Each transfer via possession necromancy
[03:30] Anri
carries the risk of spiritual degeneration.
[03:33] Anri
I could not bear seeing you
become a degenerate,
[03:35] Anri
even for the sake of saving the world!
[03:38] Touka
You just up and cast a spell
that dangerous on me?
[03:41] Yuna
Maybe we should pass on seeing the king.
[03:43] Yuna
We can make money the old-fashioned way.
[03:46] Anri
I'm all right with foraging.
[03:48] Touka
It's like you don't even care...
[03:53] Touka
I just had a great idea!
[03:55] sign
Royal Capital of Farom Lumen
[03:56] Man 1
The legendary hero?
[03:57] Man 2
It's the hero!
[03:58] Woman
Mr. Hero!
SIGN You are most welcome here, Hero Sion.
[04:03] sign
Larcvalt XIII
King of Farom
[04:07] Touka
I-It's been quite some time, Your Majesty!
[04:10] (Flashback) Yuna
What's your great idea?
[04:12] (Flashback) Touka
I'll have the Sacred Sword
take the basic shape of a face,
[04:15] (Flashback) Touka
then draw features on it.
[04:16] (Flashback) Touka
And if we use those rainbow
grapes Anri was eating...
[04:21] (Flashback) Yuna
That hero's mug is pissing me off.
[04:22] (Flashback) Touka
Shut up.
[04:23] (Flashback) Touka
Even painters use these in their craft.
[04:27] (Flashback) Yuna
Wow, you know a lot! I'm a little impressed.
[04:29] (Flashback) Touka
I often use them to color radishes
to look more like thighs.
[04:32] (Flashback) Yuna
I take it all back.
[04:36] Touka
Worked like a charm!
[04:36] sign
Replica
[04:38] Touka
Anyway, the king's a pretty brawny dude...
[04:40] Touka
He personally led the kingdom
in battle three years ago, right?
SIGN Now, Hero Sion, how may I help you today?
[04:47] Touka
Oh, well, you see...
[04:50] Touka
I'm a bit low on traveling funds,
so I was hoping for your support...
SIGN What an amusing joke to start with after so long away!
[04:59] Touka
Er, it wasn't exactly a joke...
SIGN Of everyone who fought so bravely three years ago,
SIGN you alone sought no reward.
SIGN You taught me what a true champion was.
[05:11] Touka
This is the pits! How do I get the money?
SIGN Tell me, what is it you're truly after?
[05:16] Touka
I'm after money, you old bastard!
[05:19] Touka
Damn it, what now?
[05:21] Touka
How do I get some capital out of this jerk?
[05:23] Touka
Crud! I'm sweating my face off!
SIGN Your face...
SIGN So you've finally decided to wed Marguerite, eh?
[05:31] Touka
Wed? Marguerite?
[05:33] Touka
Um, I'm afraid it's not that—
SIGN It's not?
SIGN You came for a duel with me, then?
[05:41] Touka
No, I came for Marguerite!
[05:44] Touka
That was close! Fighting that gorilla
would've been the end of me for sure.
[05:49] sign
Isaac Gardner
Tutor to the Princess
[05:50] Isaac
This is Her Highness's room.
[05:52] Touka
Wait, you mean Marguerite's the princess?!
[05:55] Touka
This damn hero turned down
marrying a princess?!
[05:58] Touka
Well, if she's his daughter, maybe
she's something of a gorilla herself...
[06:03] Isaac
I'll take my leave so as not
to interrupt your reunion.
[06:07] Touka
Yeah, fine.
[06:08] Isaac
But see that you conduct
yourself appropriately.
[06:11] Touka
It's not like I'm into gorillas, man.
[06:14] Touka
Hey, Gori— er, Marguerite!
[06:17] Touka
Your hero's here!
[06:18] Marguerite
Mr. Hero?!
[06:21] Touka
Th-That's one beautiful gorilla!
[06:22] sign
Marguerite Farom
Third Princess of Farom
[06:23] Marguerite
It's been so long.
[06:24] Marguerite
Mr. H—
[06:28] Touka
Why'd you shut the door?!
[06:31] Touka
A monster!
[06:32] Touka
I'm really the hero! There's
a reason my face looks like this!
[06:38] Marguerite
Might I ask what that reason is?
[06:40] Touka
Uh...
[06:42] Touka
I-It's a curse.
[06:44] Touka
A devil turned me into a skeleton,
so I wear a mask to hide it...
[06:49] Touka
Not buying it, huh?
[06:53] Marguerite
I'm so sorry!
[06:55] Marguerite
I had no idea that such an
awful fate had befallen you.
[06:58] Marguerite
I suspected my father of playing a prank.
[07:00] Touka
A princess raised in a walled garden, eh?
[07:03] Touka
What a mark!
[07:04] Marguerite
Have you come to marry me, then?
[07:08] Touka
Marrying a princess is a tasty offer,
but I can't go letting my other girls down.
[07:13] Touka
Nah, I just came to pay a—
[07:15] Marguerite
Then begone!
[07:17] Marguerite
We promised never to see each other
again absent a pledge of marriage.
[07:21] Marguerite
My father arranged our union
before we knew each other,
[07:25] Marguerite
but each time I heard of your heroic deeds,
my longing and respect for you grew.
[07:31] Marguerite
If I come to know you too well,
I might truly fall in love.
[07:35] Marguerite
So it would be better to keep our distance.
[07:39] Touka
What a damn pain!
[07:41] Touka
But I gotta do something,
[07:43] Touka
or she'll kick me out and
they'll kill me for sure!
[07:46] Touka
I got no choice...
[07:47] Touka
I was merely kidding.
Of course I want to marry you!
[07:52] Marguerite
Truly?!
[07:54] Touka
O-Only after I save the world, that is!
[07:56] Marguerite
But of course!
[07:58] Touka
Sorry, babe. Can't save the world
without telling a few nasty lies.
[08:02] Marguerite
In that case, might I ask one
terrible indulgence?
[08:06] Touka
What is it?
[08:07] Marguerite
In two days, a masquerade will be
held all throughout the city.
[08:10] Marguerite
I was wondering if you might...
[08:12] Marguerite
If you'd...
[08:14] Marguerite
go on a date with me then!
[08:17] Touka
I can't marry you,
but I can date you for sure!
[08:20] Marguerite
I would like to learn more about you,
[08:24] Marguerite
and masks are required on that day,
[08:26] Marguerite
which might allow you to go out
as you are without suspicion.
[08:29] Touka
What do I do until then?
[08:31] Marguerite
I have just the thing!
[08:34] Marguerite
It was somewhere around here...
[08:36] Marguerite
There!
[08:37] Marguerite
I'll paint your face onto this.
[08:42] Anri
A city-wide masquerade?
[08:43] Anri
How delightful!
[08:46] Yuna
It's in two days.
[08:48] Yuna
I wouldn't mind having
a bit of fun before we leave.
[08:51] Anri
Yes, fun!
[08:54] Yuna
Anri!
[08:57] Leland
They're having a major devil hunt
to prepare for the festival.
[09:02] Leland
You dropped this...
[09:04] Leland
Little Miss Necromancer.
[09:12] sign
Leland Tallman
Orphanage Director
[09:12] Leland
I'm Leland, a medical doctor and
the director of this orphanage.
[09:17] Leland
There are those in the capital
who know of necromancers...
[09:21] Leland
You don't want to get arrested now.
[09:27] Leland
No need to be so guarded around me.
[09:29] Anri
If you know I'm a necromancer,
why protect me?
[09:32] Leland
If you entered the capital despite the risk,
you must have a very good reason.
[09:37] Leland
I don't discriminate based
on the circumstances of one's birth.
[09:41] Leland
I just like to help people in need.
[09:43] Anri
Sir Leland!
[09:45] Anri
We actually came to get money from—
[09:47] Yuna
We're searching for a way to boost mana!
[09:50] Leland
If you continuously use up your mana each day,
[09:52] Leland
it should increase naturally in a few years.
[09:58] Leland
But there's also medicine
to raise it temporarily.
[10:00] Yuna
Really?
[10:02] Leland
Soma drops.
[10:04] Leland
Taking some will increase your mana
by about three levels.
[10:07] Leland
Only until you exhaust it, of course.
[10:11] Anri
That should be more than enough
to help Sir Touka regenerate.
[10:15] Yuna
How much will it cost?
[10:17] Leland
About 100 million.
[10:19] Yuna
A hundred million?!
[10:20] Anri
We can't afford it?
[10:21] Yuna
Only kings and nobles could!
[10:23] Anri
But Sir Touka is asking the king for—
[10:25] Yuna
It's still not happening!
[10:27] Leland
You appear to be adventurers yourselves.
[10:29] Leland
Why not participate in the devil hunt?
[10:31] Yuna
There's no way we'd earn
100 million off of that.
[10:35] Leland
In that case...
[10:37] Leland
Why don't you show me
your body to cover the rest?
[10:42] Yuna
Mr. Leland, you can't possibly
be into that kind of thing...
[10:45] Leland
It's a small price to pay, is it not?
[10:47] Yuna
If it will spare Anri that pain...
[10:51] Yuna
Y-You can take me instead!
[10:54] Leland
Actually...
[10:55] Leland
I want to figure out how
a magic crystal works
[10:57] Leland
in the place of a necromancer's heart...
[11:00] Leland
To help me save people. As a doctor.
[11:02] Yuna
Huh?! That's what it was about?!
[11:05] Touka
Why's she got so much to eat?
[11:08] Touka
I know! She'll take one bite
of everything and throw out the rest!
[11:11] Touka
Not on my watch!
[11:12] Touka
I'll help as much as I can!
[11:14] Marguerite
It's finished!
[11:17] Touka
A perfect match!
[11:18] Touka
It looks just like me!
[11:19] Marguerite
But it seems slightly off...
[11:22] Marguerite
Oh, forgive me!
[11:23] Marguerite
I should have a bite to eat.
[11:26] Marguerite
What? There's so little...
[11:27] Touka
I helped myself.
[11:29] Marguerite
O-Oh, of course!
[11:31] Marguerite
Well, then...
[11:32] Marguerite
Would you mind turning
the other way while I indulge?
[11:36] Touka
Sure...
[11:40] Touka
How the hell does she eat like that?!
[11:43] Touka
She packed it in in an instant!
[11:45] Touka
I get it. You don't want people
to see what a glutton you are.
[11:48] Marguerite
I asked you not to look!
[11:51] Touka
Hey, when you're hungry—
[11:54] Touka
Huh?
[11:55] Marguerite
F-Food...
[11:58] Touka
What the?!
[12:03] Yuna
Now, let's make some money!
[12:05] Anri
First, I have something to give you.
[12:09] Anri
You seem to be a good match
for physical enhancement magic,
[12:12] Anri
so Sir Touka and I arranged this.
[12:15] Yuna
What the heck?
[12:18] Anri
I made it from devil leather!
[12:20] Anri
It's far more effective than
using a magic crystal alone!
[12:25] Yuna
For dignity's sake,
I'll wear it under my clothes.
[12:34] Siruela
Ein Thor.
[12:38] sign
Siruela Carmen
One of the Four Knights
[12:39] Siruela
Child's play.
[12:40] Yuna
Amazing...
[12:41] Colin
One of the kingdom's four strongest knights...
[12:44] Colin
Siruela of the Thunder Sword.
[12:46] sign
Colin Brad
Adventurer
[12:46] sign
Neigan Bourne
Adventurer
[12:46] Colin
Are you fine ladies joining the hunt?
[12:48] Yuna
Oh, er, yes!
[12:50] Colin
You won't accomplish much with
one of the Four Knights around.
[12:53] Colin
Care to join us at a secret hunting spot?
[13:00] Yuna
Look at all those devils!
[13:02] Anri
There are quite a few.
[13:03] Colin
But you can beat them easily, helmet girl.
[13:06] Anri
"Helmet girl"?
[13:07] Colin
I have a spell that lets me
read the mana of living things.
[13:11] Colin
Yours is around 9, on par with Siruela's.
[13:15] Colin
Here's a magic crystal with a lightning spell.
[13:17] Colin
Go give 'em a real shock to the system!
[13:20] Anri
Indeed I shall!
[13:23] Anri
Ein Furfur!
[13:27] Yuna
You're so strong, Anri!
[13:29] Yuna
You took them all out in one hit!
[13:31] Colin
Yep!
[13:32] Colin
You took them all out so easily...
[13:34] Colin
Granted, they were already dead.
[13:38] Anri
Necromancy?!
[13:39] Colin
I can't believe how easy
it was to lure them in...
[13:44] Colin
Skeleton man.
[13:47] Isaac
What is wrong with you?!
[13:49] Isaac
I told you three years ago
that the princess had MES!
[13:49] sign
Mana Effusion Syndrome: A medical condition
that prevents the storage of mana in the body
[13:52] Touka
Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful!
[13:54] Isaac
If she remains in a mana-deprived
state for too long, she could die!
[13:58] Marguerite
Isaac...
[14:00] Marguerite
The fault is mine. I should
have been more cautious.
[14:03] Isaac
But—
[14:05] Maid
I've brought your soma drops and dinner!
[14:11] Marguerite
I'm all right now.
[14:12] Marguerite
Thank you for your concern.
[14:14] Marguerite
I'm going to have my dinner now.
[14:16] Marguerite
I would appreciate it if you'd leave.
[14:18] Touka
It's a little late to be self-conscious.
[14:21] Touka
Everyone here already knows you're a glutton.
[14:23] Marguerite
I suppose.
[14:24] Marguerite
I could hardly hide it
from my future husband.
[14:27] Marguerite
In that case...
[14:29] Marguerite
I shall partake!
[14:31] Touka
She's annihilating that food!
[14:33] Isaac
In order to recoup her energy,
the princess has trained
[14:36] Isaac
to become the world's fastest speed-eater!
[14:42] Marguerite
Thank you for the meal!
[14:44] Touka
Huh?!
[14:45] Marguerite
You must be disappointed, surely.
[14:47] Marguerite
For one hour after I eat,
I take on this hideous form.
[14:51] Touka
C'mon, you can't be serious.
[14:53] Touka
Does this mean...
[14:55] Touka
Heck yeah! Luscious as hell, bro!
[14:58] Isaac
What are you doing to Her Highness, you lout?!
[15:00] Touka
I'm not missing my chance
to behold super-luscious thighs!
[15:04] Touka
I just wish they were in stockings
to accentuate their plumpness!
[15:10] Isaac
Are you all right, Your Highness?
[15:12] Marguerite
I-I'm fine!
[15:14] Isaac
Wretched hero...
[15:15] Isaac
I will not let this stand!
[15:19] Siruela
We've cleared the devils
in the vicinity of the capital.
[15:22] Siruela
But something concerns me...
SIGN Oh?
[15:25] Siruela
During the hunt, I witnessed
a powerful spell cast from afar.
[15:30] Siruela
Upon investigation, I found blood spatter
and charred pieces of devil flesh,
[15:35] Siruela
but not a single proper corpse.
SIGN Disappearances have spiked in the capital over recent days as well.
SIGN There may be more lurking here than just the devils.
SIGN Perhaps we should call off the celebration.
[15:53] Siruela
No need to worry, Your Majesty.
[15:55] Siruela
I'll have all the Knights
on patrol for it.
[15:58] Siruela
And we now have...
[16:00] Siruela
Sion the legendary hero with us.
[16:02] Marguerite
You may spend the night here.
[16:04] Touka
Nice! I feel like a real nobleman!
[16:07] Marguerite
For caution's sake, I must venture
into town now to see my doctor.
[16:10] Touka
Huh? There's no doctor in the castle?
[16:12] Marguerite
The doctor who once attended to me resigned,
[16:16] Marguerite
but I still call on him
when I require his counsel.
[16:20] Marguerite
And I get to skip tutoring this way!
[16:21] Isaac
I heard that, Your Highness.
[16:25] Marguerite
But the hero is here!
Surely I don't need lessons right now!
[16:29] Isaac
Unacceptable. You'll have
a full slate tomorrow.
[16:32] Isaac
Be prepared.
[16:33] Marguerite
Oh, no!
[16:36] Touka
Whew, finally free!
[16:39] Touka
The princess fainted,
[16:40] Touka
King Gorilla gorilla'd around,
[16:42] Touka
and the jerk with the eyepatch
wouldn't lay off! I'm beat!
[16:45] Touka
Nothing to do for two days,
so I might as well take it easy.
[16:49] Touka
Crud, I totally forgot
about the whole money thing.
[16:52] Touka
I'm not getting squat from the king.
[16:55] Touka
I'd better touch base with the girls for now.
[17:07] Touka
Hey!
[17:08] Touka
Yuna!
[17:09] Touka
Anri!
[17:12] Touka
They're gone.
[17:13] Touka
Where could they have gotten off to?
[17:16] Man A
Mr. Hero?
[17:17] Man B
Was that stuffed mid-ranked
devil a powerful foe?
[17:21] Touka
Nah, I beat this guy easy.
[17:23] Man A
That's our hero!
[17:25] Touka
Say, have you seen a blonde with big tits
and a kid in a helmet around?
[17:29] Man B
They were headed for the
orphanage, weren't they?
[17:32] Man A
Yeah.
[17:36] Touka
This the place?
[17:37] Orphan A
It's the hero!
[17:38] Orphan A
Did you come to play with us?
[17:40] Touka
Sorry, but I'm a little busy—
[17:42] Touka
What the hell, you little brat?!
[17:44] Orphan B
The hero's mad! Run!
[17:44] Touka
Hey! Get back here!
[17:46] Marguerite
Mr. Hero! What brings you here?
[17:49] Touka
Marguerite?
[17:50] Touka
Does that mean this is...
[17:51] Marguerite
Yes, the doctor who's attended to me
since the onset of my condition.
[17:57] Leland
What a pleasure to meet you!
[17:58] Leland
I'm Leland Tallman.
[18:00] Leland
I opened this orphanage out of admiration
for all you did to save others.
[18:06] Touka
Oh, yeah?
[18:08] Touka
Cut it out, you little bastards!
[18:09] Leland
The children just adore the hero.
[18:12] Leland
Though he's not quite what I pictured...
[18:14] Leland
He's rather less formal than I imagined.
[18:17] Marguerite
Indeed, I sense he's changed
a great deal in the last three years.
[18:21] Marguerite
But he's as kind as ever.
[18:24] Marguerite
He even came all this way
out of worry for me...
[18:27] Leland
It appears you love the hero
deeply, Your Highness.
[18:32] Marguerite
Oh, no! I merely respect him
as my future husband!
[18:35] Touka
Oh, right, Mr. Leland!
[18:37] Touka
A pair of adventurers visited you today, no?
[18:40] Touka
You know where they are now?
[18:42] Leland
They took part in the devil hunt.
[18:45] Leland
They should be back soon.
[18:47] Touka
Oh, okay.
[18:48] Touka
The fact that I'm still kicking
means Anri must be okay.
[18:52] Touka
Well, I'm sure they'll turn up
by masquerade day.
[18:55] Marguerite
Well, we'll be going now.
[18:56] Leland
Certainly. Please return whenever you wish.
[18:59] Orphan A
Doc, play with us!
[19:02] Leland
Terribly sorry.
[19:03] Leland
I'm afraid I have work to do.
[19:20] Leland
I'm truly sorry to have left
such beautiful femurs waiting.
[19:24] Yuna
Stop it!
[19:26] Yuna
What are you doing, Dr. Leland?!
[19:28] Leland
My X-ray spell has never shown me
such beautiful femurs before...
[19:33] Leland
I want to strip off all that unclean flesh,
[19:37] Leland
leaving a purified being
of nothing but bone.
[19:40] Yuna
You mean you're going to kill me?
[19:42] Leland
Not just you.
[19:44] Leland
The masquerade is in two days.
[19:46] Leland
Along with my beloved skeletons,
[19:48] Leland
I'll see the princess and everyone in need
reborn in skeletal form too.
[19:53] Yuna
No way...
[19:54] Leland
This is salvation.
[19:56] Leland
Blood, flesh, and skin are
purely extraneous things.
[20:01] Leland
And offering those unneeded
parts to the devils
[20:04] Leland
will allow us to live in harmony with them.
[20:06] Leland
We can achieve peace without
even sealing the Gates of Hell.
[20:10] Yuna
You can't be serious...
[20:12] Leland
Don't you pity that necromancer girl,
[20:14] Leland
discriminated against
for just her appearance?
[20:18] Yuna
What did you do to Anri?
[20:19] Leland
She'll be playing the role of my scapegoat.
[20:24] Leland
I'll have her say she used necromancy to
kidnap people and offer them to the devils.
[20:31] Leland
Meeting a girl who shares my powers
felt like destiny at work.
[20:34] Leland
I'm sure she's thrilled to death as well.
[20:37] Yuna
He's mad.
[20:39] Yuna
My physical enhancement spell would
let me snap these chains easily,
[20:43] Yuna
but there're too many eyes on me.
[20:45] Yuna
And I've never seen a devil
with a red head like that...
[20:49] Yuna
I'm sure I'll get my chance.
[20:51] Yuna
I've gotta hang in there!
[20:53] sign
Two Days Later
The Day of the Royal Masquerade
[20:59] Marguerite
Here I am, Mr. Hero!
[21:06] Touka
Look at those sweet li'l thighs!
[21:08] Touka
Tights bring out a destructive
power all their own!
[21:10] Marguerite
I-Is my manner of dress inappropriate?
[21:13] Touka
No, I was just thinking
you look cute in everything.
[21:15] Marguerite
C-Cute?!
[21:17] Touka
Now, let's have fun!
[21:21] Marguerite
Of course!
[21:27] Touka
Why are you even here?!
[21:28] Marguerite
You said you'd leave us alone together today!
[21:32] Isaac
But if anything were to
befall you, Your Highness—
[21:34] Marguerite
I'll have the hero with me! I'll be fine!
[21:36] Isaac
I can't rule out that the hero
might be the source of the trouble—
[21:44] Marguerite
I won't allow anyone to insult
my future husband! Not even you!
[21:51] Isaac
Yes, Your Highness.
[21:56] Isaac
So the princess is serious about him...
[22:00] Isaac
But that's not the hero
from three years ago!
[22:03] Isaac
I'll see him pay for toying
with you like this!
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero and Bride
E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride
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[00:01] (Flashback) Minister
We need the legendary hero's blood
to ensure the future of the royal line.
[00:05] (Flashback) Aide
But we've already promised the first
and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt
What about Marguerite, then?
[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac
It's just a scratch.
[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac
Really, Your Highness...
[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac
You're such a crybaby.
[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac
Have you lost your mind, sire?!
[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac
Have you forgotten
the late queen's dying words?
[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac
Princess Marguerite mustn't—
[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt
Raise her to be a strong girl.
[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt
A strong mother worthy of raising
the legendary hero's children.
[00:37] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:49] sign
THE
[00:50] sign
LEGEN
[00:50] sign
DARY
[00:51] sign
HERO
[00:51] sign
IS
[00:52] sign
DEAD
[02:06] sign
Episode 4
[02:06] sign
The Legendary Hero and Bride
[02:07] MC
Let's see!
[02:08] MC
Will she pierce the apple,
[02:10] MC
earning them a year's supply of apples?!
[02:13] MC
Or will she kill him?!
[02:16] Touka
Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.
[02:18] Touka
As long as it's not
a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.
[02:21] MC
As a reminder, there's a defensive
spell cast on that apple!
[02:24] MC
She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
[02:26] Touka
Oh, I'm dead.
[02:29] MC
Magnificent!
[02:30] MC
Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
[02:34] Marguerite
I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
[02:37] Touka
H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
[02:41] Touka
But couldn't we have tried
an eating contest instead?
[02:44] Marguerite
I-I'm sorry...
[02:45] Touka
No, I'm impressed.
[02:46] Touka
You don't just do art,
you also know archery.
[02:49] Marguerite
Those are part of a princess's education.
[02:51] Marguerite
Ever since my youth,
I've received daily lessons
[02:54] Marguerite
in etiquette, academics,
martial arts, and the fine arts.
[02:58] Touka
For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
[03:01] Marguerite
I did it all so that we could be together...
[03:04] Touka
What was that?
[03:05] Marguerite
N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
[03:08] Man
Is that an earthquake?
[03:09] Siruela
That damnable Isaac,
appointing me to observe their date...
[03:13] Siruela
Still...
[03:15] Siruela
Sion looks frighteningly
like a talking skeleton to me.
[03:20] Marguerite
If we could not ever be together,
[03:23] Marguerite
we should meet nevermore.
[03:27] Marguerite
You respected my wishes and took your leave.
[03:31] Marguerite
But I continued my intense
training to be worthy of you.
[03:36] Marguerite
Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.
[03:40] Marguerite
So when you returned to me
and agreed to marry me,
[03:44] Marguerite
I felt truly happy.
[03:46] Marguerite
I could finally fulfill my
duty as a princess.
[03:50] Marguerite
But now I'm even happier.
[03:53] Marguerite
For now I feel for you...
not just as a princess, but as a woman.
[03:59] Touka
Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
[04:01] Touka
You're bold, aren't you?
[04:03] Marguerite
Th-That wasn't my intent.
[04:05] Marguerite
I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
[04:07] Marguerite
Although, if you wished it... I would...
[04:14] Touka
That expression!
[04:16] Touka
She'd let me do it!
[04:17] Touka
She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!
[04:21] Touka
Whoa, that scared me!
[04:23] Marguerite
It's the finale of the celebration.
[04:25] Marguerite
Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
people search out their soulmate,
[04:28] Marguerite
with whom they share a true connection,
unswayed by appearances.
[04:33] Touka
Unswayed by appearances?
[04:36] Touka
How's that work if no one's
hiding their legs?
[04:38] Marguerite
Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
[04:42] Touka
Still, it sure is pretty.
[04:45] Touka
I've never seen fireworks before, man!
[04:47] Marguerite
N-Never?
[04:49] Marguerite
But we watched them
together three years ago.
[04:52] Touka
Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
[04:55] Touka
It was just the two of us here then, too...
[04:57] Marguerite
Three years ago, we watched them
from the castle balcony.
[05:00] Marguerite
With Isaac and the others.
[05:03] Marguerite
I knew that something was amiss.
[05:05] Marguerite
Your speech and mannerisms are
quite unlike three years ago.
[05:07] Marguerite
I convinced myself it was because you
were trying to grow closer to me.
[05:12] Marguerite
But you also seem to have
forgotten our time together
[05:15] Marguerite
and the promise we made...
[05:17] Marguerite
Mr. Hero.
[05:18] Marguerite
Who are you really?
[05:24] Isaac
You've been unmasked.
[05:26] Touka
It's the jerk with the eyepatch...
Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!
[05:30] Touka
Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
[05:33] Siruela
Quiet, scum.
[05:34] Siruela
You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
[05:36] Siruela
I see. There's necromancy at work here.
[05:39] Siruela
He's an imposter.
[05:41] Siruela
The legendary hero is dead.
[05:43] Marguerite
I-It can't be...
[05:55] Isaac
The hero fell in a hole and died?
[05:57] Isaac
You expect us to believe that?!
[05:59] Siruela
No, I can see it.
[06:01] Siruela
He loved meat.
Always let his guard down over it.
[06:04] Touka
Right?!
[06:05] Touka
And now I'm cleaning up
the clumsy hero's mess!
[06:07] Touka
If anything, you guys owe me!
[06:09] Isaac
Shut your mouth!
[06:10] Isaac
You employed necromancy to
impersonate the legendary hero!
[06:13] Isaac
That alone deserves a death sentence!
[06:15] Touka
A death sentence?!
[06:16] Touka
You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
[06:19] Touka
Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
[06:21] Siruela
Kill him.
[06:22] Touka
Et tu?!
[06:23] Touka
What about the seal, then?
[06:25] Siruela
Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
[06:28] Siruela
You can rest in peace.
[06:30] Touka
H-Hang on!
[06:31] Touka
I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
[06:34] Touka
Give me a chance to apologize to her!
[06:36] Isaac
I see.
[06:37] Isaac
As she was your greatest victim,
you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
[06:41] Touka
All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
[06:45] Isaac
Your Highness?
[06:48] Marguerite
It can't be! It just can't be!
[06:50] Marguerite
The hero is dead?
[06:51] Marguerite
The hero is dead?!
[06:53] Marguerite
So if I was raised to marry him,
[06:55] Marguerite
what's my purpose in life now?!
[06:58] Leland
Your Highness?
[07:02] Leland
What's the matter, dear?
[07:04] Leland
You look so terribly distraught.
[07:06] Marguerite
Doctor...
[07:07] Leland
Don't you worry.
[07:09] Leland
There's no more need for sadness.
I'll save you.
[07:13] Marguerite
That's right.
[07:14] Marguerite
The doctor was always kind
to me when things were hard.
[07:18] Marguerite
Dr. Leland can...
[07:20] Isaac
Your Highness!
[07:21] Siruela
Calm down.
[07:22] Siruela
The Knights are in charge of city security.
[07:25] Knight
Dame Siruela!
[07:26] Knight
Devils have appeared in the city!
[07:28] Siruela
What?!
[07:29] Siruela
Why did you let them in?
[07:31] Knight
They just appeared in the middle of town!
[07:33] Isaac
Hey! You!
[07:34] Isaac
Are you running away?
[07:35] Touka
What? Hell no!
[07:37] Touka
I'm gonna get the princess back!
[07:40] Marguerite
What is this place?
[07:41] Leland
A slum.
[07:43] Leland
You want to save those struggling
with poverty, don't you?
[07:46] Marguerite
Why, of course I do.
[07:48] Marguerite
But I don't know how I...
[07:51] Leland
No need to worry.
[07:53] Leland
I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
[07:57] Leland
And I'll liberate you from
the pressures of your royal title.
[08:02] Marguerite
Who are they?
[08:03] Leland
Former patients of mine.
[08:07] Marguerite
Doctor?!
[08:08] Leland
For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
your flesh, your skin,
[08:13] Leland
and free you from all that binds you!
[08:16] Marguerite
No! Let me go!
[08:17] Touka
Marguerite!
[08:19] Marguerite
What are you doing here?
[08:21] Touka
You're that orphanage director.
[08:23] Leland
What's the hero doing here?
[08:25] Leland
No matter. I won't let you interfere.
[08:27] Touka
Two on one?! No fair!
[08:32] Touka
Skeletons?
[08:33] Touka
Someone used necromancy to—
[08:36] Leland
Eh? You're awfully weak.
[08:38] Leland
I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
[08:42] Touka
Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
[08:44] Marguerite
Why are you trying to save me?
[08:47] Marguerite
You were trying to deceive me...
[08:49] Touka
I'm always getting carried away
and doing stupid stuff.
[08:53] Touka
I hurt you real bad as a result.
[08:56] Touka
I know I'm the worst
piece of trash in the land.
[08:59] Touka
But...
[09:00] Touka
Only someone really rotten would
abandon a good person like you,
[09:03] Touka
and I'm not quite that far gone.
[09:09] Marguerite
Mr. Hero!
[09:18] Siruela
They're models from the museum.
[09:20] Siruela
Necromancy, huh?
[09:22] Siruela
Is it the work of one of the
false hero's companions?
[09:24] Siruela
I'm going to find the princess!
[09:26] Siruela
Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
[09:30] Devil
I can't wait any longer.
[09:32] Devil
I'm gonna eat one of them.
[09:35] Yuna
This is my chance!
[09:36] Colin
Okay.
[09:37] Colin
I guess we'd better get going, too.
[09:43] Colin
He'll strip you down to bones?
[09:45] Colin
Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
[09:50] Yuna
If you don't like skeletons,
why work with Leland?
[09:54] Colin
Money, I guess.
[09:56] Colin
And I love seeing
the despair on people's faces
[09:59] Colin
when they learn the truth.
[10:02] Yuna
Glad to hear you're such garbage.
[10:04] Yuna
It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
[10:06] Colin
What?
[10:07] Yuna
Ein Grendel!
[10:11] Touka
Ow!
[10:13] Touka
But I'm still alive!
[10:14] Touka
Zombiehood rocks!
[10:16] Touka
Hey, cut it out!
[10:18] Isaac
Where is that impostor hero?!
[10:23] Touka
H-Hey there.
[10:27] Touka
Dr. Leland took the princess?!
[10:29] Touka
Good, it reattached!
[10:31] Touka
He dragged her off that way—
[10:33] Isaac
Don't you lie to me!
[10:34] Isaac
One of your companions did this!
[10:36] Isaac
Are you trying to fool us?!
[10:38] Touka
You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
[10:40] Touka
That hurt like hell, dude!
[10:42] Touka
Listen.
[10:43] Touka
If it turns out I'm the real hero,
can I avoid the death penalty?
[10:47] Siruela
But you're not. You're an impostor.
[10:49] Touka
Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
[10:53] Touka
I'm gonna become a real hero!
[10:56] Touka
I'm gonna save the princess!
[11:01] Siruela
Oh nooo. Save me.
[11:04] Isaac
I d-don't wanna die...
[11:06] Neigan
Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
[11:08] Neigan
Just what I'd expect from Leland.
That's an impressive catch.
[11:11] Touka
Infiltration complete.
[11:13] Siruela
You talked a good game, but there was
nothing heroic about that plan.
[11:18] Touka
What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
[11:20] Touka
By the way, you two are lousy actors!
[11:22] Siruela
Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
[11:25] Siruela
I suppose Leland really is behind this.
[11:27] Isaac
It's all my fault.
[11:29] Isaac
I'm the reason Her Highness
developed MES and turned to Leland.
[11:35] Touka
Whazzat mean?
[11:36] Isaac
I put her through intense training to become
a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
[11:42] Isaac
The former crybaby princess
[11:44] Isaac
grew into a strong woman
who never shed a tear.
[11:47] Isaac
But the stress of that training...
[11:50] Isaac
led her to develop MES.
[11:52] Isaac
Because I was so hard on her,
she wouldn't ask for my help.
[11:55] Isaac
Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
[11:57] Isaac
I never even investigated his character.
[12:01] Isaac
I just looked the other way,
ashamed of losing her trust.
[12:05] Isaac
I'm a failure as a tutor.
[12:07] Touka
In other words, this whole damn thing
is 100 percent your fault!
[12:10] Isaac
One hundred percent?!
[12:13] Touka
And the reason you were
on my case from the start
[12:16] Touka
is because you wanted to blame the hero
[12:19] Touka
for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
[12:21] Isaac
I mean, I do accept some fault...
but 100 percent?
[12:24] Touka
Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
[12:27] Touka
Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
[12:29] Siruela
You've been shifting blame, too!
[12:30] Touka
Nuh-uh!
[12:31] Touka
This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
[12:34] Touka
If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
[12:40] Touka
Wh-What the... Yuna?
[12:42] Yuna
Touka?
[12:45] Yuna
I thought you'd come save me,
[12:47] Yuna
and here you got the princess in trouble?
[12:50] Yuna
You really are the worst.
[12:51] Isaac
I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
[12:52] Isaac
I'm the source of all this trouble!
[12:55] Isaac
I admit it! It was all me!
[12:57] Yuna
This guy's creeping me out.
[13:00] Siruela
Tell us where the princess is,
and we'll spare your life.
[13:04] Siruela
Well?
[13:06] Colin
I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
[13:09] Yuna/Touka
Anri!
[13:11] Anri
Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
[13:13] Anri
I knew you'd come to save me!
[13:16] Touka/Yuna
Gross.
[13:18] Touka/Yuna
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:19] Anri
Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
[13:24] Leland
Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
[13:28] Leland
Tonight, all those assembled here
will be stripped down to their bones.
[13:33] Marguerite
Their bones?
[13:34] Leland
Yes! That will be your salvation.
[13:38] Leland
Behold the X-ray magic crystal
handed down through my family.
[13:42] Leland
Its power has given us
standing and prestige as doctors.
[13:47] Leland
But it's done more than just that.
[13:50] Leland
This magic crystal has shown me
the truth of things.
[13:55] Leland
Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
[13:58] Leland
so why is the world full of such tragedy?
[14:01] Leland
I struggled with that question...
[14:03] Leland
Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
[14:07] Leland
Watching him offer salvation to one and all
left a deep impression on me.
[14:12] Leland
To create a conflict-free world
where we are all truly equal,
[14:18] Leland
we must pare down everything extraneous.
[14:22] Marguerite
That's why you're doing this?!
[14:23] Marguerite
But the love you felt for the
orphans seemed so genuine!
[14:28] Leland
Yes. I mean to save those
children as well someday.
[14:32] Leland
Once they've matured into
their most beautiful forms.
[14:35] Leland
You're special, though.
[14:37] Leland
I never thought you'd grow
into such an appealing form yourself.
[14:43] Leland
I've fallen in love with you, you see.
[14:47] Leland
Tonight's ritual will double
as our marriage ceremony.
[14:50] Marguerite
Marriage?!
[14:52] Siruela
There's a lot of them.
[14:53] Siruela
Devils, too.
[14:55] Isaac
The princess comes first.
Sacrifices are acceptable.
[14:59] Siruela
Not so fast.
[15:00] Siruela
I guess we'll have to see...
[15:01] Siruela
Whether he's an impostor
or the real deal.
[15:04] Anri
If you can break the caster's
concentration for just a second,
[15:08] Anri
I can steal control of the skeletons.
[15:10] Touka
Great! Hang on tight, then!
[15:13] Marguerite
I refuse!
[15:14] Marguerite
It's true that I trusted you
and respected you,
[15:17] Marguerite
but I simply don't feel that way about you!
[15:19] Leland
You do not love me?
[15:22] Leland
You're mistaken.
[15:24] Leland
I'll liberate you and make you
realize your true feelings.
[15:33] Marguerite
Why am I thinking about that awful man?!
[15:36] Touka
Hold it!
[15:37] Touka
I'll be taking her back now!
[15:39] Touka
She's my bride, you see!
[15:44] Touka
Wha?
[15:47] Yuna
Now that felt good.
[15:49] Marguerite
Mr. Hero?
[15:51] Touka
I said I wouldn't abandon you.
[15:53] Touka
Also, my name's Touka.
[15:55] Touka
Touka Scott.
[15:59] Marguerite
Thank you so much, Touka!
[16:03] Leland
I was certain I'd taken his head...
[16:06] Leland
Detain them, my skeletons!
[16:10] Anri
They belong to me now.
[16:13] Leland
A necromancer?!
[16:15] Touka
Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
[16:18] Touka
Ready to pay the piper?
[16:20] Leland
Don't touch that mask!
[16:22] Leland
The X-ray magic crystal
is our family heirloom!
[16:24] Touka
Did you say X-ray?
[16:26] Touka
So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
that you turned criminal for, huh?
[16:31] Touka
You bottom-feeding perv!
[16:33] Anri
That one's Togras.
[16:36] Touka
Ein Togras!
[16:39] Touka
Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
[16:41] Yuna
I knew you'd try that,
you bottom-feeding perv!
[16:45] Isaac
There are more than I expected.
[16:50] Yuna
Leland's running!
[16:51] Siruela
Leave these guys to us.
[16:52] Siruela
You pursue Leland!
[16:55] Leland
I can't fail here.
[16:56] Leland
I need to save more people!
[17:00] Yuna
You're not getting away now.
[17:02] Leland
Oh, but I am.
[17:06] Yuna
No!
[17:07] Touka
Yuna!
[17:09] Touka
A miracle!
[17:09] Yuna
Help me, damn it!
[17:13] Leland
This is an underground graveyard
for those who died three years ago.
[17:17] Leland
It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
[17:19] Touka
Is that what you think?
[17:21] Touka
You think you can beat our Anri?
[17:23] Leland
That's why I'm using these.
[17:26] Marguerite
No!
[17:27] Marguerite
If you take that many soma drops at once...
[17:30] Leland
Indeed.
[17:31] Leland
Neither my mind nor body will be able
to withstand the surge of mana.
[17:34] Leland
But this is my eleventh hour.
[17:37] Leland
I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
[17:41] Leland
Ein Sayil!
[17:43] Leland
Ein Rosabis!
[17:44] Anri
Spells for creating weapons
and enhancing toughness!
[17:49] Touka
Anri!
[17:50] Leland
I'll be taking her back now.
[17:52] Leland
I can no longer return to the capital.
[17:54] Leland
But at the very least, I'll have her!
[18:01] Marguerite
Isaac!
[18:03] Isaac
This was my choice...
[18:05] Isaac
I've stifled you for so long
and made you suffer.
[18:10] Isaac
But now you'll be free.
[18:13] Isaac
Your Highness, you must live
for yourself from now on!
[18:17] Touka
Sorry it's your big scene and all,
[18:19] Touka
but I gotta interrupt!
[18:20] sign
Form Change: Wall
[18:23] Touka
Escape accomplished!
[18:25] Touka
Let's get back to the babe
with luscious thighs!
[18:32] Leland
A spell to create a wall?
[18:35] Leland
But you didn't cover your tracks...
[18:38] Marguerite
We're not far from the capital.
[18:40] Yuna
This is where we camped out.
[18:43] Yuna
Let's make a break for the city.
[18:44] Marguerite
Wait a moment!
[18:46] Marguerite
We would be dragging
the citizens into our fight.
[18:49] Touka
Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
[18:55] Leland
You can't escape me, you know.
[18:58] Yuna
It's working like a charm.
[19:00] Touka
These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
[19:03] Touka
It only figures he'd try to track us.
[19:07] Touka
So if he follows the trail of grape juice
that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
[19:07] sign
Touka
[19:07] sign
Yuna
[19:10] sign
Leland
[19:10] Touka
he'll just keep going in circles.
[19:14] Marguerite
To buy us to safety in such a manner...
[19:17] Marguerite
Touka, who are you truly?
[19:21] Anri
I've been wondering that myself.
[19:23] Anri
You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
[19:25] Anri
Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
[19:27] Anri
Is there some secret behind it?
[19:31] Touka
I'm actually—
[19:32] Yuna
A degenerate farmer.
[19:34] Touka
Yuna!
[19:34] Touka
That was my big chance to earn their respect!
[19:37] Yuna
I've known him for ages.
He's just a crafty little sneak.
[19:40] Touka
There's more you don't know about me, though!
[19:43] Anri
Oh? Like what?
[19:45] Touka
Before the Gates of Hell opened,
[19:49] Touka
the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
to the north were at war.
[19:53] Touka
My asshole dad wanted
to loot a burned-out city,
[19:55] Touka
so he dragged me and my mom along.
[19:58] Touka
The fighting was way worse than he thought.
[20:00] Touka
My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
[20:03] Touka
I got left on my own, and I spent
over a year running and hiding
[20:07] Touka
before I finally made it home.
[20:09] Touka
I think that experience is paying off now.
[20:13] Marguerite
What a tragic past!
[20:15] Anri
Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
[20:17] Anri
I'll remain by your side forever!
[20:20] Yuna
Can we get back to the topic at hand?
[20:22] Touka
So, what now?
[20:23] Touka
Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
[20:26] Yuna
He boosted it with soma drops.
[20:28] Yuna
He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
[20:31] Anri
What if we were to steal
the soma drops from him?
[20:34] Anri
We could increase Sir Touka's
mana as well that way.
[20:37] Marguerite
We can't guarantee
he hasn't used them all already.
[20:41] Anri
True enough.
[20:43] Isaac
There's another way to increase your mana.
[20:46] Isaac
The princess's bodily fluids.
[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri
Bodily fluids...?
[20:50] Isaac
The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
[20:57] Isaac
Her Highness's bodily fluids
contain concentrated mana,
[21:02] Isaac
though not as potent as soma drops.
[21:05] Touka
Y-You wanna be more specific here?
[21:08] Isaac
Sweat. Tears. Snot.
[21:11] Isaac
And urine!
[21:13] Touka
Tears seem like the least offensive option.
[21:15] Touka
C'mon, Marguerite.
[21:16] Touka
Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
[21:18] Marguerite
Impossible! I have not shed
a single tear for ten years!
[21:21] Isaac
The result of the training
I put her through...
[21:24] Marguerite
It isn't your fault, Isaac!
[21:25] Isaac
No, I am responsible.
[21:27] Touka
I guess that's it.
[21:28] Touka
I'll have to make do with sweat.
[21:30] Marguerite
Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
[21:33] Touka
My precious sweat!
[21:35] Touka
C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
[21:37] Anri
Would you like to try my snot?
[21:40] Touka
Why the hell would I?!
[21:41] Touka
Damn it. Urine, then?
[21:43] Marguerite
Absolutely not!
[21:45] Yuna
You megaperv!
[21:46] Touka
I don't wanna do it either!
[21:47] Touka
But if it's the only way,
what choice do we have?!
[21:49] Isaac
In terms of volume,
it does seem the best way.
[21:52] Marguerite
Not you too, Isaac!
[21:55] Marguerite
Very well.
[21:56] Marguerite
Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
[21:59] Touka
I'm kind of a skeleton,
so closing eyes is no-go—
[22:03] Yuna
A-Are you really gonna do it?
[22:06] Marguerite
For the peace of my kingdom.
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived
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[00:06] (Flashback) Touka
Hang on a minute!
[00:08] (Flashback) Touka
That guy's not a true necromancer.
[00:11] (Flashback) Touka
Which means...
[00:14] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:26] sign
THE
[00:27] sign
LEGEN
[00:27] sign
DARY
[00:28] sign
HERO
[00:28] sign
IS
[00:29] sign
DEAD
[01:43] sign
Episode 5
[01:43] sign
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
[01:44] Leland
Curious.
[01:46] Leland
There are too many blood stains.
[01:50] Leland
It's not blood?
[01:51] Leland
They tricked me!
[01:54] (Flashback) Touka
What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do?
[01:57] (Flashback) Touka
He's gonna send his skeletons out
in all directions.
[02:01] (Flashback) Touka
We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves
as a rock and wait for our chance.
[02:05] (Flashback) Yuna
Hang on a sec.
[02:07] (Flashback) Yuna
He has to be feeling cautious.
Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve?
[02:11] (Flashback) Anri
Well...
[02:12] (Flashback) Anri
With remote necromancy, you share the
perception of all the zombies you control.
[02:17] (Flashback) Anri
But it's impossible for a human
to pay attention to that many at once.
[02:22] (Flashback) Anri
In other words, he'll easily
fall for even a simple trap.
[02:26] Leland
What? What was that?
[02:28] (Flashback) Touka
Then, while he's concentrating
on the skeletons,
[02:31] (Flashback) Touka
I'll infiltrate their ranks, and...
[02:34] Leland
A skeleton accosting me of its own accord?
[02:39] Touka
What?!
[02:40] Leland
I thought you might come.
[02:42] Leland
Unfortunately for you,
that's a reinforced bracer.
[02:45] Leland
I moved the magic crystal over here.
[02:49] Leland
I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic,
[02:51] Leland
you'd target my crystal.
[02:55] Leland
Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me!
[02:58] Yuna/Anri
Ein Grendel!
[03:02] Yuna
Even if we can't destroy these guys...
[03:04] Anri
We can still knock them away!
[03:06] Leland
They're using the spell in tandem?!
[03:08] Leland
Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons
return, it's over for you!
[03:11] (Flashback) Touka
There's a chance our ambush may fail.
[03:14] (Flashback) Touka
If it does, I'll do whatever I can
to expose his magic crystal.
[03:19] (Flashback) Touka
Then, Marguerite...
[03:20] (Flashback) Touka
You destroy it for me.
[03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite
Me? But...
[03:24] (Flashback) Touka
We're in a forest.
[03:26] (Flashback) Touka
There's tons of things around us
that we can use to make weapons.
[03:30] (Flashback) Touka
The wood of these trees
is extremely flexible.
[03:33] (Flashback) Touka
These are sturdy enough to make twine.
[03:37] (Flashback) Touka
See where I'm going with this?
[03:43] Marguerite
Isaac.
[03:44] Marguerite
Without you,
[03:46] Marguerite
I'd be in tears right now
over my own powerlessness.
[03:51] Marguerite
Take a good look.
[03:53] Marguerite
Behold the person I've become
under your tutelage.
[03:57] (Flashback) Touka
I know you can make the shot.
[03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite
Right.
[04:00] Marguerite
This is what a real princess looks like.
[04:09] Leland
No, no, no, no!
[04:11] Leland
What have you done?!
[04:13] Yuna
Now...
[04:14] Yuna
Are you ready for what's coming?
[04:20] Touka
The moment you set out to create
a thighless world,
[04:22] Touka
you were destined for defeat at my hands.
[04:25] Anri
Incredible! Was this all truly foretold?
[04:28] Yuna
It absolutely was not.
[04:30] Marguerite
Touka!
[04:31] Marguerite
We're saved, aren't we?
[04:34] Touka
Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me!
[04:39] Devil
Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be!
[04:43] Devil
And here I am, bringing you
this nice souvenir...
[04:46] Marguerite
Siruela?!
[04:49] Yuna
The devil with the red head
I saw in the basement?!
[04:52] Anri
That's...
[04:53] Anri
a high-rank devil!
[05:04] Yuna/Marguerite
Touka!
[05:04] Anri
Sir Touka!
[05:05] Devil
Aw, I missed the princess?
[05:08] Devil
Wait, is that the Sacred Sword?
[05:10] Devil
So that's the legendary hero?
[05:12] Devil
Well, whatever! Who's next?
[05:15] Yuna
I think this was...
[05:16] Yuna
Ein Rosabis!
[05:18] Yuna
Ein Grendel!
[05:20] Yuna
I don't know if I stand
a chance against this thing,
[05:23] Yuna
but I have to try!
[05:27] Devil
Decent moves for a nobody.
[05:30] Yuna
How's Touka?!
[05:32] Anri
He's alive!
[05:33] Anri
But given his poor regenerative abilities...
[05:35] Yuna
Find any soma drops?!
[05:36] Isaac
None!
[05:37] Isaac
That was the last of them!
[05:38] Yuna
Anri, send him back to his body!
[05:41] Yuna
We at least have to save his soul!
[05:44] Anri
No!
[05:44] Anri
If I send him back in this state,
he'll degenerate for sure!
[05:51] Devil
So you're Anri?
[05:53] Devil
You're the necromancer
Leland kept talking about...
[05:57] Devil
So what's all this?
[05:59] Devil
We don't feel grief
when someone dies, do we?
[06:02] Devil
You know, necromancers like us.
[06:05] Anri
"Like us"?
[06:07] Devil
I'll take you along.
[06:11] Devil
Now, let's get back to the killing!
[06:14] Devil
I wonder how king will react
when he sees his dead daughter!
[06:18] Isaac
Ein Seil!
[06:21] Isaac
Your Highness, I'll buy you time!
[06:24] Isaac
Use it!
[06:27] Devil
Ah, the little rat who refuses to die?
[06:32] Yuna
I'm here too!
[06:33] Devil
Pathetic nobodies!
[06:41] Marguerite
It's no use.
[06:42] Marguerite
I can't pee when I'm nervous!
[06:45] Touka
It's okay. Forget it.
[06:47] Touka
That's not something a princess
should be doing anyway.
[06:50] Marguerite
Touka!
[06:51] Touka
I figured this was how things would shake out.
[06:54] Touka
Some farmer like me
trying to save the world...?
[06:59] Marguerite
Don't say that!
[07:01] Marguerite
You were willing to sacrifice
your life to protect me!
[07:05] Marguerite
You're a true hero to me, at the very least!
[07:09] Touka
Yeah?
[07:11] Touka
Then can your hero ask a final wish?
[07:15] Touka
I've got stockings in my pocket.
[07:17] Touka
If you'd put them on,
just this one last time...
[07:20] Marguerite
You're still thinking about that now?
[07:28] Marguerite
Touka?
[07:32] Marguerite
Touka?!
[07:33] Marguerite
I refuse to allow you to die here!
[07:37] Marguerite
I refuse...
[07:45] Marguerite
You must take responsibility.
[07:50] Marguerite
Because through all your lies...
[07:54] Marguerite
Through your lies, I fell in love!
[08:02] Devil
What's the matter?
You're looking pretty slow.
[08:07] Yuna
I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint...
[08:10] Touka
You can relax now! You bought us enough time.
[08:14] Touka
Brought back to life by a princess's tears...
[08:18] Touka
Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that.
[08:21] Devil
So you are the legendary hero.
[08:24] Devil
No, wait... Is there someone else in there?
[08:28] Devil
Still, no matter how many times you revive,
[08:30] Devil
you'll still be a nobody!
[08:36] Touka
Who're you calling a nobody?
[08:39] Touka
You're the nobody here!
[08:44] Yuna/Marguerite
A giant...
[08:45] Yuna/Marguerite
thigh?!
[08:47] Touka
Get crushed,
[08:49] Touka
you eyebally bastard!
[08:55] Diego
So that's the legendary hero?
[08:57] Diego
Wonderful. How touching.
[09:00] Diego
Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting
if he wasn't at least that strong.
[09:06] Friedrich
What happened?
[09:07] Diego
Things could get rather interesting soon.
[09:10] sign
Diego Valentine
"Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer
[09:10] Diego
You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose!
[09:14] Friedrich
I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
[09:14] sign
Friedrich Norstein
"Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer
[09:20] Yuna
What happened to Leland
after he was arrested?
[09:23] Marguerite
Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so...
[09:27] Leland
Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!
[09:30] Touka
He went nuts, huh?
[09:32] Marguerite
Siruela was badly injured.
She'll be hospitalized for some time.
[09:36] Yuna
After facing a devil like that,
it's a wonder she's even alive.
[09:40] Touka
Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
[09:44] Anri
What's going to happen to the orphanage?
[09:46] Isaac
No need to worry there.
[09:48] Isaac
I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director.
[09:51] Touka
You wanna take over?
[09:52] Isaac
In name only at first.
[09:54] Isaac
I plan to relearn my principles of education
[09:56] Isaac
so that I never make the same mistake again!
[09:59] Marguerite
You make me sound like
a failed experiment...
[10:01] Marguerite
But my MES is cured.
[10:03] Touka
What?! It is?
[10:05] Marguerite
Yes!
[10:06] Marguerite
Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears
[10:09] Marguerite
and getting my real
feelings out did the trick.
[10:13] Touka
I was hoping for your help
if I ever rot again...
[10:16] Yuna
Her condition's not
for your convenience, you know!
[10:18] Marguerite
R-Really, don't worry!
[10:20] Marguerite
I'll give you my remaining soma drops.
[10:23] Touka
You mean it?
[10:24] Touka
So I can finally start my
journey as a proper hero!
[10:28] Touka
Our true battle begins now!
[10:30] Yuna
Don't say that. You'll jinx it.
[10:33] Touka
By the way, what did you mean
about "getting out your real feelings"?
[10:38] Marguerite
Oh, well...
[10:40] Marguerite
I said it in the heat of the moment...
[10:42] Marguerite
I'm much too embarrassed to say it again!
[10:45] Touka
I do remember making a dying wish...
[10:50] Marguerite
W-Will this do?
[10:53] Touka
Lusciousness on par with Yuna's!
[10:56] Touka
Like a radish so plump
that you can barely pluck it!
[10:59] Anri
A radish? A fellow vegetable!
[11:01] Touka
I'd hate to say goodbye.
[11:03] Touka
I could worship those thighs every day...
[11:07] Yuna
That's the creepiest pick-up line
I've ever heard.
[11:09] Marguerite
I'm very sorry.
[11:11] Marguerite
I am still a princess, you see...
SIGN You're setting out again?
[11:18] Touka
The world's in danger, after all...
SIGN I see.
SIGN Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem.
SIGN I hope it'll be of use to you.
[11:27] Touka
What's this thing?
[11:28] Isaac
An enchanted carriage.
[11:30] Isaac
It moves by infusing the magic crystal
in the driver's seat with mana.
[11:35] Anri
It moves with mana?!
[11:37] Anri
So I'll be doing all the driving?!
[11:37] sign
Shock
[11:37] sign
Mana Level 2
[11:37] sign
Mana Level 1
[11:40] Touka
Marguerite's not gonna see us off?
[11:44] Isaac
Her Highness is having her lessons
with another tutor over there.
[11:49] Touka
Oh, you're right.
[11:52] Isaac
She asked me to deliver this letter.
[11:55] Marguerite
Touka, Yuna, Anri...
[11:58] Marguerite
If not for you, I might be
lost to the world right now.
[12:04] Marguerite
The gratitude I feel for you
cannot be expressed in words.
[12:07] Marguerite
Touka, when I learned that you
were not the real legendary hero,
[12:11] Marguerite
I was deeply hurt.
[12:14] Marguerite
But I will forever treasure
the memories I made with you.
[12:18] Marguerite
And once peace returns to the world,
[12:21] Marguerite
I hope to meet you in your true form.
[12:25] Touka
"PS—I packed a present for you
in the trunk in the back."
[12:30] Touka
A present?!
[12:35] Touka
Marguerite!
[12:36] Marguerite
You need to take responsibility
for your lies!
[12:40] Marguerite
I'll be giving you the training you need
to become a true legendary hero!
[12:45] Touka
Aw, shucks! No way!
[12:50] Marguerite
I've planned this all out perfectly!
[12:52] Yuna
You don't think the princess
stashed herself in there, do you?
[12:56] Yuna
And the one who waved
to us was a body double?
[12:59] Touka
Don't be stupid!
[13:00] Touka
She'd never trick us like that!
[13:03] Touka
Don't you dare besmirch
the woman who saved your life!
[13:07] Marguerite
No way...
[13:08] Yuna
Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
[13:11] Marguerite
They'll be so disappointed if they find me...
[13:15] sign
Days later, they discovered her
on the verge of starvation.
[13:21] sign
Fifteen Days Out from the Capital
[13:24] Touka
Take that!
[13:27] Marguerite
You left yourself wide open.
[13:29] Touka
C-Can we give the training a rest?
[13:32] Touka
I don't need it.
[13:33] Touka
I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword
and smash any enemy we run into.
[13:37] Yuna
But you're back down
to a mana level of 3 now.
[13:40] Touka
Huh? Already?
[13:41] Marguerite
You're expending mana every day
to repair your body.
[13:46] Marguerite
It's impressive maintenance, considering.
[13:48] Touka
How many vials of soma drops
did you bring, Marguerite?
[13:52] Marguerite
Five.
[13:53] Touka
This is bad!
[13:54] Touka
We gotta get to the Gates of Hell
and finish this journey fast!
[13:57] Marguerite
Don't get the wrong idea.
[13:58] Marguerite
It's dangerous to rely entirely
on soma drops.
[14:01] Marguerite
You need to learn how to fight without mana!
[14:03] Touka
If it comes down to it,
a good pitfall solves most problems.
[14:07] Marguerite
I won't allow you to fight
in such an unheroic way!
[14:10] Yuna
Touka is incapable of learning
anything he's not interested in.
[14:13] Yuna
He never learned to raise
anything that wasn't a radish.
[14:16] Touka
Because it's the perfect food!
Great to look at, great to eat!
[14:19] Touka
In life, a radish is all you need!
[14:22] Touka
Speaking of needing,
is it really okay for you to be with us?
[14:25] Touka
Can the capital get along without you?
[14:26] Marguerite
I'm sure Isaac will cover for me.
[14:30] Marguerite
And I believe it's best that I use
everything he taught me to save the world.
[14:36] Touka
Choosing to fight on
the front lines yourself...
[14:39] Touka
The brave princess takes after her father.
[14:42] Touka
The fate of the world rests
on your shoulders.
[14:45] Yuna
And yours too, right?
[14:47] Anri
Sir Touka!
[14:48] Anri
We'll have fowl for dinner tonight!
[14:50] Touka
Great work!
[14:51] Yuna
It looks delicious!
[14:53] Marguerite
W-Wait!
[14:54] Marguerite
That's a letter from Siruela!
[14:57] Siruela
The moment you slew
that high-rank devil the other day,
[15:01] Siruela
one of the court magicians spotted
an astral form flying to the northeast.
[15:06] Siruela
We believe the devil was being
controlled via possession necromancy
[15:09] Siruela
by someone other than Leland.
Perhaps a true necromancer.
[15:15] Siruela
It would be dangerous to leave them at large.
[15:18] Siruela
I'd like you to head northeast
and track down the necromancer.
[15:22] Touka
Know anything about this, Anri?
[15:24] Anri
I don't know who was possessing that devil,
[15:27] Anri
but if another necromancer
managed to survive,
[15:30] Anri
there's a very good chance they want revenge
for what happened three years ago.
[15:34] Touka
I see.
[15:37] Touka
"Dear Siruela..."
[15:38] Touka
"Run your own investigations."
[15:40] Touka
And done!
[15:41] Yuna
"And done," my butt!
[15:43] Touka
I'm the legendary hero.
[15:45] Touka
Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first.
[15:48] Touka
I'm tired of fighting nudists
and weirdos with bone fetishes.
[15:52] Touka
I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff!
[15:57] Yuna
Well, fair enough.
[16:00] sign
Moaran
[16:01] Touka
Hang on a minute.
[16:02] Touka
What's all this?
[16:04] Marguerite
It's important that you
learn proper dinner etiquette.
[16:07] Touka
Everyone's staring at me.
[16:09] Marguerite
I need you to be a respectable
legendary hero, Touka.
[16:12] Touka
How come?
[16:13] Marguerite
Because I h-have to marry you!
[16:17] Touka
When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.
I'll be back in my original body—
[16:20] Marguerite
Once you save the world,
you will be a legendary hero!
[16:24] Touka
I was kinda planning on going
back to my old life.
[16:28] Anri
Indeed!
[16:29] Anri
Sir Touka means to live the
slow life with me!
[16:31] Marguerite
Absolutely not!
[16:32] Marguerite
Surely you don't intend to defy the king!
[16:35] Touka
Hey, what's going on here?
[16:37] Touka
Are beautiful girls fighting over me?!
[16:39] Touka
And over me*, not Sion?!
[16:42] Touka
Well, golly gee!
[16:46] Touka
Hang on a minute.
[16:47] Touka
How'd this become a tug-of-war
with the townspeople involved?!
[16:50] Touka
You're tearing me apart! Really!
[16:55] Yuna
Your Highness...
[16:57] Yuna
Do you really wanna marry Touka?
[17:00] Marguerite
W-Well, that is my royal duty...
[17:03] Yuna
Are you out of your mind?
[17:05] Marguerite
Touka is kind. He always smiles at me.
[17:08] Marguerite
He saved my life as well.
[17:12] Yuna
He saved your life...
[17:14] Marguerite
I'd be more than happy
to fulfill my duty with Touka.
[17:19] Marguerite
Might I inquire as to your own
feelings about Touka, Yuna?
[17:24] Yuna
I mostly can't ditch the guy,
no matter how hard I try.
[17:27] Marguerite
But after he collapsed,
you went after that devil immediately.
[17:31] Marguerite
Surely you wouldn't do that
over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:34] Yuna
Well, I kinda think of him
as a bratty little brother.
[17:38] Marguerite
Then you would have no objection
to my marrying Touka?
[17:45] Yuna
Wh-Why are you even asking me about this?
[17:48] Yuna
Why should I care what you do?
[17:51] Marguerite
Surely you wouldn't do that*
over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:55] Yuna
It's really not like that.
[18:05] Touka
Hang on! I'm just here
to get something I left—
[18:07] Yuna
These, perhaps?!
[18:08] Touka
My stockings!
[18:10] Touka
Listen, they're all the rage
in hero's parties these days!
[18:13] Yuna
Stop using the hero's body
to do the strangest things!
[18:16] Yuna
You're getting on my nerves!
[18:18] Touka
Going on about the hero again...
[18:19] Touka
When are you gonna let that guy go?
[18:21] Yuna
He saved my life! I'll never let him go!
[18:24] Yuna
Meanwhile, you're never
around when I need you!
[18:27] Yuna
Just like three years ago!
[18:28] Yuna
You weren't there when I was in real trouble!
[18:32] Yuna
We're together all the time,
but you don't care what happens to me?
[18:36] Touka
Hey! Yuna!
[18:39] Touka
Don't you wanna put on clothes?
[18:41] Yuna
Why is he so obsessed with me?
[18:44] Yuna
It's so stupid!
[18:46] Yuna
Now that the princess has joined us,
they don't need me anyway.
[18:52] (Flashback) Yuna
If you don't wanna go home,
[18:54] (Flashback) Yuna
this can be your room.
[18:56] (Flashback) Yuna
And this one'll be mine.
[18:59] (Flashback) Yuna
I'll stay with you forever, Touka!
[19:04] Yuna
Even if I go back now...
[19:08] Yuna
Wh-What? Perverts!
[19:10] Yuna
But I'm dressed like a perv too...
[19:13] Yuna
What the hell are you doing?!
[19:15] Yuna
Th-There are so many perverts!
[19:19] Yuna
It makes sense given how I'm dressed,
[19:22] Yuna
but that's still an awful lot of pervs...
[19:25] Yuna
My head hurts.
[19:27] Yuna
And where I got bit is on fire.
[19:31] Yuna
These townspeople...
They're not just perverts.
[19:34] Touka
Yuna! You okay?!
[19:36] Yuna
Touka! What are you doing?
[19:38] Touka
What do you think?
You ran out in your underwear!
[19:41] Touka
Or is that your style now?
[19:43] Yuna
Hell no!
[19:46] Touka
Yuna, what's wrong?
[19:48] Yuna
I feel... hot all over...
[19:51] Touka
Really? When you're in your underwear?
[19:53] Touka
Is she coming on to me?
[19:56] Touka
Stripping down to her undies, making me
chase her into some abandoned alleyway...
[20:01] Touka
Yeah, it's gotta be!
[20:03] Touka
Time to go all the way with Yuna!
[20:08] Touka
Huh?
[20:09] Touka
Wait... I'm in the hero's body.
[20:12] Touka
So if we do, it'll actually
be the hero doing it!
[20:15] Touka
Even dead, he's still getting in the way!
[20:18] Touka
Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard!
[20:22] Touka
Damn it! The townsfolk
are a bunch of peeping toms!
[20:26] Yuna
Touka...
[20:28] Yuna
They aren't just normal townsfolk...
[20:33] Touka
Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong?
[20:36] Yuna
They bit me.
[20:38] Touka
They bit you?
[20:41] Touka
It doesn't look that bad.
[20:45] Yuna
Wait, am I...
[20:48] Yuna
Touka, revert the Sacred Sword.
[20:50] Touka
If I do that—
[20:52] Yuna
Just do it!
[20:58] Touka
Hey, what are you doing?!
[21:00] Yuna
I'm sorry, Touka.
[21:04] Yuna
I think I'm turning into one of them.
[21:09] Yuna
So you have to run.
[21:11] Touka
Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
[21:13] Yuna
Just do it!
[21:14] Yuna
I was planning to leave you anyway.
[21:17] Touka
You were? Why?!
[21:19] Yuna
Because I don't want to be around you!
[21:21] Yuna
Because I don't like you anymore!
[21:24] Yuna
So get the hell away this instant!
[21:27] Touka
In your dreams!
[21:30] Touka
I don't care if you're a monster
or if you don't like me!
[21:34] Touka
None of that's any excuse
to leave you behind!
[21:37] Yuna
Why? When I'm trying so hard
to drive him away...
[21:41] Touka
Damn it...
[21:43] Belarco
Need a hand?
[21:45] Belarco
I'll do it if you'll admit
you're not the real hero.
[21:49] Touka
I dunno who you are,
but I admit it! So help me!
[21:52] Belarco
Very well.
[21:54] Belarco
Now burn the sight into your mind...
[21:56] Belarco
of the glorious polearm-wielding
Twin-Spear Belarco!
[22:04] Touka
Wh-What's wrong?
[22:08] Belarco
I sprained it.
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
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[00:03] Marguerite
Anri! The magic crystals!
[00:05] Anri
Right!
[00:06] Anri
Weapons... Any weapons?
[00:09] Anri
Here!
[00:10] Anri
Ein Seil!
[00:19] Marguerite
Ein Fleurety!
[00:27] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:39] sign
THE
[00:40] sign
LEGEN
[00:40] sign
DARY
[00:41] sign
HERO
[00:41] sign
IS
[00:42] sign
DEAD
[01:56] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
[01:56] sign
Episode 6
[01:57] Anri
That knocked the zombies out?
[01:59] Marguerite
It's not an especially powerful spell.
[02:02] Marguerite
Is something odd about that?
[02:04] Anri
It means there's no necromancy in play.
[02:07] Touka
Hey, make sure you guys don't get bit!
[02:10] Anri
Sir Touka!
[02:12] Touka
If they bite you, you become
a monster like them.
[02:16] Anri
What's wrong with Dame Yuna?
[02:18] Touka
Oh, uh, she was hanging out in her undies
after the bath and got chilly!
[02:23] Anri
Indeed, it would be terrible
to leave her in that state.
[02:26] Touka
I dunno what'll happen if they find out
Yuna's turning into a monster...
[02:31] Touka
Don't worry.
I'll protect you, no matter what!
[02:34] Anri
What do we do next?
[02:37] Marguerite
If we wish to leave town, it's quite
a ways to the enchanted carriage.
[02:41] Anri
And there's no guarantee we'll reach it
without getting bit.
[02:45] Touka
I was planning on staying here anyway.
[02:47] Touka
At least until we find the cause
of this chaos and resolve it!
[02:50] Anri
Sir Touka! You're taking
your duties seriously!
[02:53] Marguerite
You're just like a true legendary hero!
[02:55] Belarco
Then we should head to the mayor's mansion.
[02:58] Belarco
Survivors are there.
[03:01] Anri/Marguerite
Who are you?
[03:03] Crowd 1
What do we do now?!
[03:04] Crowd 2
Are we all going to be bitten
and become monsters?
[03:07] Dott
Calm down already!
[03:09] sign
Dott Burns
Mayor
[03:09] Dott
There's absolutely nothing to worry about!
[03:13] Dott
There's a sturdy wall around this mansion!
[03:16] Dott
No one can get in!
[03:17] Citizen
Someone got in!
[03:18] Dott
What?!
[03:20] Citizen
Sion the hero!
[03:24] Citizen 3
Mr. Hero!
[03:26] Citizen 4
The legendary hero's come to save us!
[03:29] Colin
What are they doing here?
[03:31] Colin
I thought we'd given them the slip!
[03:33] Touka
Hey, aren't you two...
[03:35] Touka
Just my imagination.
[03:39] Colin
Th-That woman...
[03:44] Colin
Your lady friend there seems
a bit under the weather.
[03:48] Colin
She didn't... get bit, did she?
[03:52] Colin
Maybe we should check. Just to be sure.
[03:55] Touka
Sh-She's just caught a cold!
[03:58] Touka
She hasn't been bitten!
You don't need to check!
[04:00] Colin
Judging by your reaction...
[04:01] Colin
She's infected, right?
[04:04] Colin
We can't give anyone special treatment,
not even a companion of the hero!
[04:08] Colin
Anyone bitten needs to die,
or they'll put us all in danger!
[04:13] Citizens
He's right! Kill her!
[04:14] Citizens
Isn't the hero's job to protect us?!
[04:17] Colin
Hey, no worries.
[04:19] Colin
I'll do it for you.
[04:24] Colin
Never thought I'd get my revenge
this quickly.
[04:27] Colin
Talk about good luck!
[04:28] Touka
Ein Grendel!
[04:32] Touka
If you lay a single finger on her...
[04:36] Touka
I'll kill you where you stand.
[04:38] Anri
Sir Touka!
[04:38] Marguerite
Touka!
[04:40] Marguerite
Is it true, then, that Yuna was...
[04:42] Citizen
Mr. Hero! I thought you were here to save us!
[04:47] Touka
Shut up!
[04:48] Touka
Are you telling me if your
loved ones turned into monsters,
[04:51] Touka
you'd be willing to kill 'em just like that?
[04:54] Touka
Well, not me!
[04:56] Touka
I'll protect Yuna, no matter
who I have to fight to do it!
[04:59] Marguerite
Touka! Sheath your sword and calm yourself!
[05:02] Touka
You're against me too, Marguerite?!
[05:04] Marguerite
Of course not!
[05:05] Marguerite
But take a look around you!
[05:07] Marguerite
You're putting all of these people in danger!
[05:13] Anri
Why did you hide it from us?
[05:15] Anri
You must know that we would
never abandon Dame Yuna.
[05:19] Touka
Sorry. I freaked myself out about it, and...
[05:25] Touka
Yuna!
[05:27] Touka
Stop it!
[05:28] Citizen A
It's too late!
[05:29] Citizen B
Someone kill her already!
[05:31] Marguerite
Touka!
[05:32] Touka
Stay back! You'll get bit!
[05:34] Touka
Yuna!
[05:35] Touka
Please, Yuna! Wake up!
[05:40] Anri
I'll give it a try.
[05:41] Anri
Ein Goedde!
[05:49] Citizen B
Sh-She stopped...
[05:52] Anri
Dame Yuna merely has a cold.
[05:54] Anri
Isn't that right?
[05:56] Citizen A
Whew, you scared me there!
[05:58] Citizen B
That wasn't funny at all, Mr. Hero!
[06:03] Touka
What's going on here, Anri?
[06:05] Touka
How can you control Yuna with necromancy?
[06:08] Touka
Don't tell me she's dea—
[06:10] Anri
No, look at Miss Yuna's head with this.
[06:13] Anri
It's Ein Bidiel.
[06:19] Touka/Marguerite
Ein Bidiel?
[06:22] Anri
I acquired this crystal in the capital.
[06:24] Anri
It lets you perceive others' mana levels.
[06:27] Anri
More precisely, it grants perception
of formless things like mana and souls.
[06:31] Marguerite
I see Yuna's soul, mana wall, and...
[06:35] Touka
What's that wrapped around it?
[06:37] Anri
The spell responsible for
the sudden change in her behavior.
[06:40] Anri
It's likely suppressing her soul,
stripping away her reason,
[06:44] Anri
and making her act like a monster.
[06:46] Touka
Which means Yuna's still in there,
and she's still alive?
[06:51] Anri
Indeed.
[06:53] Touka
I'm so glad.
[06:55] Touka
Then why'd the necromancy work?
[06:56] Anri
The spell seems to weaken the target's soul,
[07:00] Anri
leaving them in a corpse-like state.
[07:03] Anri
I'm so relieved it worked!
[07:05] Touka
You weren't sure it would?!
[07:07] Marguerite
If this is the doing of magic,
[07:09] Marguerite
then stealing or destroying
the caster's crystal
[07:11] Marguerite
should return Yuna to normal.
[07:13] Touka
You mean it?!
[07:14] Touka
Okay! Then let's find the caster, fast!
[07:18] Marguerite
Wait!
[07:19] Marguerite
It's not safe to go out in the dark
with all those zombies around!
[07:23] Anri
It would be wise to be patient.
We should wait until dawn.
[07:26] Touka
Can you really keep control
of Yuna until then?
[07:29] Anri
It's true that I cannot use
remote necromancy while asleep.
[07:33] Anri
So I shall use possession necromancy
to take over her body.
[07:38] Touka
You're going to possess Yuna?
[07:40] Anri
If remote necromancy works,
possession necromancy surely will as well.
[07:44] sign
Anri's Soul
[07:44] sign
Yuna's Soul
[07:44] Anri
I don't think the enemy's spell
will take notice of my soul inside her,
[07:49] Anri
as two souls in one body
is a most unusual circumstance.
[07:55] Touka
Anri.
[07:57] Touka
Let me possess Yuna.
[08:00] Touka
If you do it, you won't be able to
use your remote necromancy, right?
[08:04] Anri
Indeed, I cannot use other forms
of necromancy outside my own body.
[08:08] Touka
I figured as much.
[08:09] Touka
And since your remote necromancy
works on infected people,
[08:13] Touka
having you possess someone else
isn't a smart move.
[08:16] Anri
But with your mana level, you won't be
able to withstand possession necromancy.
[08:20] Touka
I'll use some soma drops, then!
[08:23] Marguerite
You can't! They're far too precious!
[08:26] Touka
Aren't you a princess?
How'd you get so stingy?
[08:29] Touka
What's the point in having a bunch
left over after we save the world?
[08:33] Marguerite
But I could possess Yuna as well!
[08:35] Touka
And if someone who knows Yuna happens to
show up, could you play her effectively?
[08:40] Touka
Well, I could!
[08:42] Touka
I know everything about her.
[08:45] Touka
Don't worry.
[08:46] Touka
I've got no ulterior motives here!
[08:48] Touka
You gotta trust me.
[08:50] Touka
This is the best way to save Yuna!
[08:54] Anri
Very well.
[08:55] Anri
I'll allow you to possess her.
[08:58] Anri
Are you ready?
[09:00] Touka
Yeah.
[09:02] Anri
Possession necromancy!
[09:09] Anri
Are you all right?
[09:16] Touka (Yuna)
I'm just fine.
[09:17] Touka (Yuna)
It went off without a hitch.
[09:18] Touka (Yuna)
Gonna take some getting used to, though.
[09:22] Touka (Yuna)
Now Yuna's thighs belong to me!
[09:25] Marguerite
Touka! What are you doing?!
[09:27] Touka (Yuna)
Uh, just checking for any more bite marks!
[09:30] Touka (Yuna)
I haven't discovered any injuries yet, but...
[09:33] Marguerite
Oh, I see.
[09:35] Marguerite
I thought for a moment you
had more illicit intentions...
[09:38] Touka (Yuna)
Marguerite.
[09:40] Touka (Yuna)
You really think I'd do something
so lousy in this situation?
[09:44] Touka (Yuna)
I'm just doing this to protect Yuna!
[09:47] Marguerite
F-Forgive me.
[09:50] Touka
That was close! Be careful, dude!
[09:52] Touka
You'll get your chance for
a nice long look at her thighs later!
[09:55] Touka
Be subtle. Be natural...
[09:57] Touka (Yuna)
Well, guess I better take a bath before bed!
[10:01] Touka (Yuna)
All that running's worked up a sweat!
[10:04] Touka
That should do it!
[10:06] Marguerite
Oh, in that case...
[10:08] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, what's all this?
[10:11] Marguerite
I thought Yuna would be embarrassed
to learn that you bathed her.
[10:14] Anri
So we'll scrub you up and down!
[10:17] Touka
Damn it! I can't see her thighs
with this blindfold on!
[10:20] Touka (Yuna)
Eek!
[10:21] Marguerite
Are you all right?
[10:23] Marguerite
Did we aggravate your injury?
[10:24] Touka (Yuna)
Nah, I'm okay...
[10:27] Touka
What's with this sensation?!
[10:29] Touka
Is this what a woman's body is like?
[10:31] Touka
Man, this is way over the top!
[10:34] Touka (Yuna)
A-Aren't you scrubbing a little hard?
[10:36] Anri
It's the only way to get the dirt off.
[10:39] Touka
I can't enjoy Yuna's thighs like this!
[10:42] Touka (Yuna)
Stop it, you guys!
[10:45] Marguerite
Oh, don't be shy!
[10:46] Anri
You'll feel much better with
all the sweat washed off!
[10:50] Touka
Damn, I couldn't even focus on her thighs!
[10:54] Marguerite
Shall we get some rest, then?
[10:57] Marguerite
The mayor reserved us each a room.
[11:04] Touka
At last!
[11:06] Touka
Yuna's thighs are all mine!
[11:10] Touka
Who is it now?!
[11:15] Touka (Yuna)
Wh-What now?
[11:16] Marguerite
We decided it might be best to
sleep in the same room, just in case.
[11:21] Touka (Yuna)
But you can't share a room with a guy!
[11:23] Anri
I feel safe with you, Sir Touka!
[11:26] Marguerite
And... I... have no objection either.
[11:30] Marguerite
After all, you're currently in Yuna's body.
[11:37] Touka
The hell is this situation?
[11:41] Touka
Wait, duh! Talk about a lucky break!
[11:45] Touka
I can enjoy Yuna's and Marguerite's
thighs at the same time!
[11:49] sign
Faromian Binding Technique:
Instant Binding
[11:51] Touka (Yuna)
Huh?
[11:52] Marguerite
A natural part of a princess's education.
[11:55] Touka (Yuna)
Wh-Why?
[11:57] Marguerite
I wish to protect Yuna
just as much as you do.
[12:01] Touka (Yuna)
What?!
[12:04] Citizen
Hey! Look!
[12:20] Belarco
It's begun.
[12:21] Touka (Yuna)
What was that sound?!
[12:24] Marguerite
The wall has been destroyed!
[12:26] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, Anri, wake up!
[12:28] Touka (Yuna)
We're under attack!
[12:30] Touka (Yuna)
Wake the hell up, damn it!
[12:35] Citizen
This way!
[12:38] Colin
They finally made it in, eh?
[12:43] Colin
This should liven things up a bit.
[12:45] Neigan
Hey, don't kill them!
[12:47] Neigan
They can still be returned to normal.
[12:49] Colin
Oh, really?
[12:51] Colin
Whoops! That was my double.
[12:54] Colin
Touching it will give you a shock.
[12:58] Colin
Don't worry. He's not dead... probably.
[13:02] Colin
Anyway, wanna get a load
of the mayor in the throes of despair...
[13:06] Colin
Neigan?
[13:10] Anri
I'm too sleepy, Sir Touka.
[13:12] Touka (Yuna)
Quit sulking!
[13:15] Touka (Yuna)
See? They made it all the way
here 'cause you're so slow!
[13:18] Marguerite
There are so many.
[13:19] Marguerite
It will be difficult to break through
without harming them.
[13:24] Anri
Remote necromancy!
[13:27] Anri
I can hold them with necromancy.
[13:31] Colin
Found you!
[13:33] Dott
Please, help me!
[13:36] Colin
You need help?
[13:38] Colin
I thought you said this mansion was safe!
[13:41] Dott
There's a safe place close to here!
[13:42] Dott
I'll show you the way!
[13:45] Neigan
Not good! That's a devil!
[13:47] Neigan
We need to save him!
[13:48] Colin
Save him?
[13:50] Colin
Stop joking around, Neigan.
[13:53] Colin
That's the legendary hero's job.
[13:55] Touka (Yuna)
Hey! Someone's in trouble!
[13:57] Anri
We're too far away to help him!
[14:00] Marguerite
Don't worry. We can make it.
[14:03] Anri
The magic crystal for shooting chunks of ice?
[14:05] Anri
But it isn't very powerful, is it?
[14:08] Marguerite
No, which is why I'll use this.
[14:11] Marguerite
This enchanted bow can concentrate
spell effects into arrows.
[14:18] Marguerite
Ein Fleurety!
[14:26] Dott
I'm saved...
[14:29] Colin
Is there really somewhere safe to go?
[14:32] Dott
Yes. It's this way!
[14:44] Belarco
You made it, impostor hero.
[14:47] Touka (Yuna)
Don't tell me he's our safety net.
[14:50] Belarco
I see. Is it finally my—
[14:53] Dott
Nah, he's got nothing to do with anything.
[14:55] Dott
It's that room there!
[15:09] Dott
Well? What do you think
of my steel-reinforced room?!
[15:12] Touka (Yuna)
It's even got cannons!
[15:14] Dott
That's right!
[15:15] Dott
We can mount attacks in any direction!
[15:22] Dott
You see?
[15:23] Touka (Yuna)
Idiot! Now they know right where we are!
[15:26] Dott
So what if they do?
[15:28] Dott
We're totally safe in this room!
[15:32] Touka (Yuna)
Did you forget they breached the wall?
[15:34] Touka (Yuna)
Even if we're safe, we're the only ones left!
[15:41] Dott
It's all over!
[15:43] Touka
This mayor really sucks.
[15:45] Dott
I first heard the news three days ago.
Only a few people were affected...
[15:50] Dott
But I did nothing to stop it
and let life go on as always.
[15:55] Dott
I never thought it would turn
into a crisis in just a few days!
[16:01] Marguerite
There's nothing to worry about.
[16:04] Marguerite
We shall return them all to normal.
[16:08] Dott
Wait, you...
[16:09] Dott
Aren't you...
[16:11] Dott
the princess?
[16:12] Marguerite
O-Of course not!
[16:14] Marguerite
Pure mistaken identity.
[16:16] Dott
I'm sure you don't remember me,
[16:19] Dott
but we met once when you were very young.
[16:22] Dott
I would never mistake that beauty mark!
[16:25] sign
Faromian Ultimate Disguise Technique:
Mole Clone Technique
[16:25] Marguerite
I have another over here!
[16:28] Dott
Oh, excuse me! I suppose it's
mistaken identity after all.
[16:31] Neigan
She drew it on.
[16:32] Colin
Totally drew it on.
[16:33] Colin
Wait, so that's really her?
[16:35] Marguerite
A-Anyway, if there are
devils attacking as well,
[16:39] Marguerite
is it possible that a devil is also
behind the spell affecting the townspeople?
[16:45] Anri
Indeed.
[16:46] Anri
And a spell of this scale suggests
a high-rank one, at that.
[16:51] Touka (Yuna)
A high-rank devil?
[16:52] Touka (Yuna)
If it's like the one we fought
in the capital, this is gonna be tricky...
[16:56] Touka (Yuna)
Wait.
[16:57] Touka (Yuna)
Anri, did you grab Leland's
X-ray spell crystal?
[17:01] Anri
I did.
[17:04] Touka
Ein Togras!
[17:06] Marguerite
Touka?!
[17:07] Marguerite
This is hardly the time or place!
[17:09] Touka (Yuna)
U-Uh, my mistake!
[17:10] Touka (Yuna)
I meant to search for the devil!
[17:15] Touka (Yuna)
Still, it's pretty tricky...
[17:17] Touka (Yuna)
If I use too much mana,
I see through everything...
[17:21] Touka (Yuna)
Hang on. What if I use it
with the mana-seeing crystal?
[17:25] Touka (Yuna)
That'll do!
[17:26] Touka (Yuna)
Now I can see where they all are!
[17:28] Anri
Very impressive, Sir Touka!
[17:30] Touka (Yuna)
I can make out three nonhumans for sure.
[17:34] Touka (Yuna)
Is the brightest one a high-rank devil?
[17:37] Touka (Yuna)
A quick glance around revealed three devils.
[17:39] Touka (Yuna)
We've got the four of us,
[17:42] Touka (Yuna)
the two of them,
[17:43] Touka (Yuna)
and the mayor.
[17:44] Touka (Yuna)
That's seven of us in total.
[17:46] Belarco
Hey. You forgot about me.
[17:49] Touka (Yuna)
If we know where they are,
we can come up with an ambush, right?
[17:53] Colin
Huh? Why should we help?
[17:55] Colin
Sorry, but we're not a part of this!
[17:58] Touka (Yuna)
By the way, aren't you...
[17:59] Colin
Crud! She does remember us from the capital!
[18:02] Colin
Look, it wasn't my fault!
[18:04] Colin
I was just following Leland's orders!
[18:07] Marguerite
As I thought...
[18:08] Marguerite
You were working with Leland, then?
[18:11] Colin
Y-Yeah...
[18:14] Colin
I guess that means
you really are the princess.
[18:17] Colin
What are you gonna do about it?
[18:20] Marguerite
Your involvement in the capital
incident is absolutely unforgivable.
[18:26] Marguerite
But desperate times call
for desperate measures.
[18:28] Marguerite
We need every set of hands available.
[18:31] Marguerite
If you help us save this town,
[18:34] Marguerite
I shall use my authority
to guarantee you clemency.
[18:39] Neigan
I-I...
[18:41] Neigan
If she's giving us a chance to atone,
[18:44] Neigan
I think we'd better take it.
[18:48] Colin
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
[18:50] Colin
We just gotta help, right?
[18:58] Touka (Yuna)
Below us!
[19:04] Mayor
They attacked from below?
[19:06] Mayor
How'd they know where we were?!
[19:08] Touka (Yuna)
Because you fired that damn cannon!
[19:11] Adele
Sion the hero...
[19:13] Adele
So you are here.
[19:19] Adele
I've done it.
[19:21] Anri
It's not an issue.
[19:23] Anri
He can regenerate from standard attacks.
[19:26] Adele
It didn't work?
[19:28] Adele
Why didn't it work?
[19:37] Touka (Yuna)
It blows up anything it touches!
[19:41] Touka (Yuna)
Not good!
[19:43] Touka (Yuna)
Marguerite!
[19:46] sign
Faromian Undressing Technique:
Molted Shell
[19:48] Marguerite
If not for Isaac's teachings,
I could have died there!
[19:51] Touka (Yuna)
The hell was that old man thinking?!
[19:53] Touka
But thanks, bro!
[19:55] Touka (Yuna)
Damn it! Let's get outside for now!
[20:03] Colin
Sorry, that was my double.
[20:06] Colin
There's one down.
[20:08] Touka (Yuna)
You okay?
[20:10] Marguerite
Yes.
[20:11] Marguerite
A true princess must be capable
of enduring far greater levels of shame!
[20:14] Touka (Yuna)
Your lack of shame seems
pretty unprincesslike to me!
[20:17] Colin
To survive an explosion spell,
it must be pretty tough.
[20:23] Belarco
I'll take care of this one...
[20:25] Belarco
by sending it to the next world.
[20:27] Colin
You'll "take care of it"?
[20:28] Colin
It's already on its last legs!
[20:33] Touka (Yuna)
They're turning on each other?
[20:35] Marguerite
No, that must be...
[20:42] Touka (Yuna)
On its last legs, my ass!
[20:43] Touka (Yuna)
It's alive and kicking!
[20:47] Marguerite
Its behavior is totally different now!
[20:49] Marguerite
Could it be...
[20:50] Anri
Indeed, no doubt about it.
[20:51] Anri
This is the same spell
affecting the townspeople!
[20:54] Touka (Yuna)
So that high-rank devil is the caster?!
[20:59] Touka (Yuna)
Anri, enlarge the hero's sword
and crush the damn thing!
[21:03] Anri
Very well!
[21:06] Anri
What? It's not working.
[21:08] Touka (Yuna)
Don't be stupid!
[21:09] Touka (Yuna)
You just gotta imagine it getting big.
[21:12] Anri
That's what I'm doing, but it's not working.
[21:14] Touka (Yuna)
Here, let me show you.
[21:17] Touka (Yuna)
Just stick the thing out
and imagine it growing.
[21:24] Touka (Yuna)
See? Easy.
[21:26] Anri
Wow! Very impressive, Sir Touka!
[21:29] Marguerite
Why can you use the Sacred Sword?
[21:32] Touka (Yuna)
What do you mean?
[21:33] Touka (Yuna)
I've been using it this whole damn time.
[21:36] Marguerite
But you're currently in Yuna's body.
[21:41] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, you're right.
[21:43] Touka (Yuna)
What's that about?
[21:45] sign
Next Time
[21:46] sign
A New Legendary Hero
[23:16] Milly
Hey. You all right?
[23:21] Belarco
I'm fine.
[23:23] Milly
I think you were carried here from the city.
[23:26] Belarco
The people there have
all turned into monsters.
[23:30] Milly
I see.
[23:31] Milly
Well, I guess I'd better do something.
[23:35] Milly
After all, I'm the legendary hero!
E7 - A New Legendary Hero
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[00:01] Touka (Yuna)
Why can I use the Sacred Sword
in Yuna's body?
[00:04] Anri
I do not know.
[00:05] Marguerite
You've been chosen.
[00:06] Marguerite
You've become the true legendary hero, Touka.
[00:10] Touka (Yuna)
Me? The hero?
[00:12] Marguerite
Which means I can fulfill
my royal duty as well.
[00:15] Marguerite
So let us wed at once! Right this instant!
[00:18] Touka (Yuna)
What are you, stupid?
[00:19] Touka (Yuna)
No freaking way can I just
get married like that!
[00:22] Marguerite
But it is my duty!
[00:23] Marguerite
Or are you going to abandon me
the way the last hero did?
[00:27] Touka (Yuna)
Well, I don't want that either...
[00:29] Touka (Yuna)
L-Look, now that I'm
really the legendary hero,
[00:32] Touka (Yuna)
I've got a more important mission
to deal with first.
[00:34] Marguerite
A more important mission?
[00:36] Touka (Yuna)
Yeah, that's right.
[00:37] Touka
Until I complete my mission of enjoying
the thighs of beautiful girls the world over,
[00:41] Touka
I can't possibly settle down!
[00:43] Touka (Yuna)
And at this particular moment...
[00:45] Touka (Yuna)
We're in battle!
[00:46] Touka (Yuna)
That thing's still going?!
[00:49] Anri
The high-rank devil's spell must
have sent it into a berserker fury.
[00:53] Anri
Which means...
[00:54] Anri
Ein Goedde!
[00:55] Anri
Finish it!
[01:00] sign
HE'S DEAD
[01:12] sign
THE
[01:13] sign
LEGEN
[01:13] sign
DARY
[01:14] sign
HERO
[01:14] sign
IS
[01:15] sign
DEAD
[02:29] sign
A New Legendary Hero
[02:29] sign
Episode 7
[02:34] Colin
Ein Furfur.
[02:38] Colin
And now...
[02:40] Colin
The finish!
[02:43] Neigan
The high-rank devil disappeared.
[02:46] Colin
It looked pretty freaked out
when it attacked the hero.
[02:49] Colin
Maybe it tossed the mid-rank devil
out as a distraction and fled?
[02:53] Colin
Either way, let's get down there and search.
[02:58] Neigan
Colin!
[02:58] Colin
Shit! You gotta be kidding me!
[03:00] Touka (Yuna)
What happened?
[03:02] Touka (Yuna)
Get out! Close the door!
[03:07] Touka (Yuna)
There's a ton of 'em down there!
[03:09] Marguerite
Do you mean to say they're being controlled
rather than mindlessly rampaging?
[03:13] Touka (Yuna)
No...
[03:14] Touka (Yuna)
I think they're attracted
by sound and voices.
[03:17] Colin
Forget that crap!
[03:18] Colin
We gotta find and kill that
high-rank devil ASAP!
[03:21] Anri
There it is!
[03:24] Adele
My power failed to work
on the legendary hero.
[03:26] Adele
And that necromancer as well...
[03:31] Touka (Yuna)
Damn it! I missed!
[03:32] Colin
The hell are you doing?
[03:34] Colin
I'm not becoming a monster today...
[03:36] Colin
We can't let that thing get away!
[03:39] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, you jerk!
[03:40] Anri
It's my turn now, right?
[03:43] Colin
That's it! I'll finish you!
[03:47] Diego
Don't bully my girl that way.
[03:51] Diego
You've got me on the verge of tears.
[03:55] Touka (Yuna)
What're you doing on that horse?
[03:57] Dott
It turns out horses don't get
infected! Great news, eh?
[04:00] Touka (Yuna)
Don't tell me... You're the mayor!
You're running away?!
[04:03] Dott
You bet I am.
[04:06] Touka (Yuna)
Hey! Wait, damn it!
[04:08] Neigan
Hang in there!
[04:09] Marguerite
We need to stop the bleeding!
[04:15] Touka (Yuna)
White hair and red eyes...
[04:17] Touka (Yuna)
That guy's a necromancer?
[04:19] Anri
That's Sir Diego!
[04:21] Diego
Hey there, Anri, Hero.
[04:23] Diego
So glad to see you both again.
[04:25] Touka (Yuna)
I dunno who the hell you are.
[04:27] Diego
Come now, you were there too.
[04:30] Diego
I'm aggrieved that you forgot the night
we spent together in the capital.
[04:35] Anri
Sir Diego, were you the one inhabiting
the high-rank devil that night?
[04:39] Touka (Yuna)
Oh, right, the guy possessing
the devil I beat...
[04:42] Diego
You're not the one who beat me.
[04:45] Diego
Or were you the one inside the hero, then?
[04:48] Diego
So the hero's dead, is he?
[04:50] Diego
The slayer of the hero
who defeated the Dark Lord...
[04:53] Diego
Just who are you?
[04:55] Anri
This is Sir Touka!
[04:56] Touka (Yuna)
Hang on a minute! That was an accident!
[04:58] Diego
You certainly seemed overwhelmingly
powerful that night...
[05:02] Diego
But you're only mana level 4, eh?
[05:05] Touka
It's dropped that much?!
[05:07] Touka
'Cause I got carried away using
the Sacred Sword and spells and stuff?!
[05:10] Touka (Yuna)
W-Well, when you get as good as me,
[05:12] Touka (Yuna)
you can draw out that much power
with just mana level 4!
[05:15] Anri
No, Sir Touka uses potions
to increase his level.
[05:18] Anri
His native mana level is 1.
[05:20] Touka (Yuna)
Why'd you tell him that?!
[05:23] Diego
Mana level 1? Like an insect or a fish?
[05:27] Anri
I'm afraid Sir Touka's talents
cannot be quantified with mana level.
[05:33] Diego
So if he killed the hero, does that mean
he agrees with our goal?
[05:38] Anri
Your goal?
[05:40] Anri
Revenge for three years ago?
[05:42] Diego
Yeah, we want revenge.
[05:45] Diego
It's been four months since the seal
on the Gates of Hell dissolved.
[05:49] Diego
Soon, its miasma will permeate these lands.
[05:52] Diego
In the name of revenge,
[05:54] Diego
we'll bring death to the humans
[05:57] Diego
and fill this world with their corpses!
[06:01] Anri
Are there any other surviving necromancers?
[06:04] Diego
Oh, yes.
[06:05] Diego
Seeing you alive, Anri, made me cry with joy.
[06:08] Diego
Let's all work together to get our revenge.
[06:12] Anri
I fear I cannot do that.
[06:14] Anri
I made a promise to the legendary hero.
[06:17] Anri
A promise to save the world.
[06:19] Diego
Huh? You're kidding, right?
[06:22] Touka (Yuna)
Now, now.
[06:23] Touka (Yuna)
Revenge is a nasty business, man.
Just call it off.
[06:26] Touka (Yuna)
I heard about folks treating necromancers
as devils and killing 'em off three years ago.
[06:31] Touka (Yuna)
But you could probably talk it out
now and come to terms.
[06:35] Touka (Yuna)
I can even use the hero's form
to help convince the king of it!
[06:40] Marguerite
I, too, shall offer my royal aid!
[06:43] Diego
Talk it out?
[06:46] Diego
What an absolutely ridiculous thought!
[06:48] Diego
If you people would listen,
[06:50] Diego
that slaughter three years ago
never would've happened!
[06:53] Diego
It was you people—you humans—
who refused to hear us out.
[06:59] Diego
But I'll agree that talk is important...
[07:01] Diego
That's how we managed to forge
an alliance with the devils.
[07:07] Anri
You've lost your mind!
[07:08] Anri
Have you forgotten our time in Hell?
[07:11] Anri
The devils are our true enemies!
[07:13] Diego
Sorry, Anri.
[07:14] Diego
Our enemies are the humans.
[07:17] Diego
Ein Andromalius.
[07:20] Touka (Yuna)
An eyeball?
[07:21] Diego
To use necromancy, you have to
know where your target is.
[07:27] Diego
This spell lets me locate a target,
no matter how far away they are.
[07:33] Diego
Come to me now, my frenzied masses!
[07:36] Diego
But deep down, they're law-abiding citizens!
[07:38] Diego
Dare you kill them?!
[07:42] Touka (Yuna)
He's gotta be almost out of mana, right?
[07:44] Anri
No.
[07:45] Anri
He isn't, Sir Touka.
[07:46] Anri
Necromancers aren't like ordinary humans.
[07:49] Touka (Yuna)
But even if his mana level's high,
he's gotta hit a limit eventually, right?
[07:52] Touka (Yuna)
Even you run out.
[07:54] Anri
I'm considered a failure among necromancers.
[08:00] Touka (Yuna)
The hell is his mana level?!
[08:02] Anri
The upper limit in humans is level 10.
[08:04] Anri
But necromancers, with bodies adapted
to the conditions of Hell,
[08:08] Anri
can far outstrip that.
[08:10] Anri
Diego's mana level is 40.
[08:14] Touka
F-Forty?!
[08:16] Colin
But it never pulled out my needle.
[08:19] Colin
Ein Furfur!
[08:21] Diego
Ein Vampyr.
[08:23] Adele
I thank you, Lord Diego.
[08:26] Diego
What were you thinking, you pathetic whore?!
[08:28] Adele
Forgive me!
[08:30] Diego
Get the hell out of here until this is over!
[08:33] Anri
Sir Touka!
[08:34] Anri
They're coming!
[08:36] Touka
No idea how long a level 4
Sacred Sword will hold out, but...
[08:40] sign
Form Change: Wall
[08:43] Diego
Yes, I see!
[08:45] Diego
Well, then...
[08:47] Diego
If you're the problem here,
I'd better clear you out first.
[08:50] Touka
Yeah, figures he'd come after me.
[08:53] Touka
Damn...
[08:54] Touka (Yuna)
Hold on a minute!
[08:57] Touka (Yuna)
Surely you have questions, right?
[08:58] Touka (Yuna)
How can a guy who's not the legendary
hero use the Sacred Sword?
[09:03] Diego
Yes, I suppose I do.
[09:05] Diego
The legendary hero is dead.
[09:07] Diego
I would understand if you were
still inhabiting his corpse, but...
[09:10] Diego
Who exactly are you?
[09:12] Touka
I dunno why I can use
the Sacred Sword either...
[09:16] Touka
But now I've got your attention!
[09:17] Touka (Yuna)
You said you wanted revenge, right?
[09:20] Touka (Yuna)
I bet you're riding pretty high,
getting the devils on your side and all.
[09:23] Touka (Yuna)
But there's one major change
compared to three years ago.
[09:27] Touka (Yuna)
And that would be me.
[09:31] Touka (Yuna)
Remember what Anri said?
[09:33] Touka (Yuna)
My talents can't be
quantified with mana level.
[09:36] Touka (Yuna)
I killed the legendary hero,
I can use the guy's Sacred Sword,
[09:39] Touka (Yuna)
and I even put a stop to Leland.
[09:42] Touka (Yuna)
You know why that is?
[09:44] Touka (Yuna)
The answer's simple.
[09:46] Touka (Yuna)
I wield the ultimate power,
greater even than magic...
[09:49] Touka (Yuna)
The power of lushighs.
[09:51] Marguerite
"Luscious thighs"?
[09:53] Marguerite
If you're going to bluff, at least
come up with a more believable name!
[09:57] Diego
The power of lushighs?
[09:58] Anri
I knew it!
[10:00] Marguerite
They both bought it!
[10:02] Marguerite
Is he spinning this bluff to some other end?
[10:05] Marguerite
Or is he just trying to buy time?
[10:07] Touka (Yuna)
There's no way you can beat me like this.
[10:10] Touka (Yuna)
But if you restore the people
this instant, I'll spare you.
[10:14] Touka (Yuna)
Lushigh-wielders like me
are quite magnanimous, you see.
[10:18] Diego
I'll admit you are an unknown.
[10:21] Diego
It would be unwise to recklessly
throw myself into battle with you.
[10:25] Diego
But...
[10:26] Diego
I can always decide to withdraw after
that wall breaks down, can't I?
[10:32] Diego
Talents that can't be
quantified with mana level?
[10:35] Diego
Ridiculous!
[10:36] Diego
You couldn't even use the Sacred
Sword properly without mana!
[10:41] Marguerite
Touka, if you use soma drops—
[10:43] Touka (Yuna)
Nah, no need for that.
[10:46] Touka (Yuna)
I'm gonna show you the power within me
[10:49] Touka (Yuna)
that can't be quantified with mana levels!
[10:54] Touka (Yuna)
Guess you didn't realize we had
another ally on our side.
[10:58] Adele
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
[11:01] Touka (Yuna)
I asked the mayor to take
on a little job for us.
[11:05] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)
You wanna see Marguerite naked in stockings?
[11:08] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)
If you do...
[11:09] Touka (Yuna)
"Fetch the enchanted carriage," I told him!
[11:11] Marguerite
You can't just promise something like that!
[11:13] Dott
Your Highness.
[11:14] Dott
I returned to see you naked in stockings.
[11:17] Marguerite
Absolutely not!
[11:18] Touka (Yuna)
Behold the power of lushighs!
[11:20] Touka (Yuna)
The power to manipulate men
attracted to luscious thighs!
[11:24] Neigan
But how did the mayor know who to hit?
[11:27] Neigan
He wasn't here, so he couldn't have known
that necromancer was our enemy.
[11:30] Touka (Yuna)
Got my message, did you?
[11:32] Dott
Yes.
[11:33] Touka (Yuna)
It's not too obvious from up close.
[11:35] sign
"Dude with the white hair is the enemy!"
[11:38] Touka (Yuna)
Anri, remote necromancy.
[11:40] Anri
Yes!
[11:40] Touka (Yuna)
All right...
[11:42] Touka (Yuna)
Now to defeat the high-rank devil.
[11:49] Diego
Not bad for a bunch of pathetic nobodies!
[11:52] Touka (Yuna)
No way! He's still kicking?!
[11:55] Diego
You stole my control, eh?
[11:58] Diego
I must've lost focus
for a split second there...
[12:01] Diego
But I wonder how long you can keep them
under control with your mana level!
[12:05] Diego
Though if you use all of them,
you might just stand a chance!
[12:08] Dott
That won't be necessary!
[12:10] Dott
I brought some powerful reinforcements!
[12:12] Milly
Indeed, your true hope is here...
[12:15] Milly
Now that the legendary hero
Milly Yunis has arrived!
[12:19] Touka (Yuna)
Milly?
[12:20] Milly
Huh? What're you doing here...
[12:23] Milly
Big Sis?
[12:26] Touka (Yuna)
Why are you here?
[12:28] Fieri
We could ask you the same thing!
[12:30] Touka
Yuna's dad?!
[12:31] Fieri
I told you to stay in the village!
[12:34] Fieri
But Princess Marguerite...
you've certainly grown, haven't you?
[12:38] Touka
I just remembered...
[12:40] Touka
This lousy creep can't stop himself
from perving on boobs!
[12:45] Diego
Enough of this farce.
[12:47] Diego
There can't be two legendary heroes.
[12:50] Milly
Then let me show you...
[12:51] Milly
the power of my Sacred Sword, Durandal!
[12:58] Fieri
Yunisian Fighting Technique...
[13:00] Fieri
Fire-Thunder!
[13:04] Dorothy
Ein Nidhogg.
[13:06] Touka (Yuna)
Awesome! You beat him!
[13:09] Adele
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
[13:11] Fieri
Gotta appreciate nice tits,
even on an enemy.
[13:14] Touka (Yuna)
That one! That's the one
enslaving the townspeople!
[13:18] Fieri
All right.
[13:19] Fieri
Your tits are absurd!
[13:21] Fieri
With my own hands, I will—
[13:23] Milly
Papa!
[13:26] Touka (Yuna)
Even after all that...
[13:27] Diego
Oh, how very amusing!
[13:29] Diego
So amusing, I could cry!
[13:31] Diego
You're not just pathetic
nobodies after all!
[13:34] Diego
But this is all a distraction
from my original goal.
[13:42] Diego
We'll finish another time.
[13:44] Marguerite
You shan't escape!
[13:46] Diego
Ah, but here's a word to the wise...
[13:48] Diego
That spell is devil-conversion magic.
[13:51] Diego
In about a day, they'll
begin turning into devils,
[13:54] Diego
starting with the ones
with the lowest mana levels.
[13:57] Touka
The lowest mana levels? Yuna!
[14:00] Diego
At that point,
even if you slay the caster here,
[14:02] Diego
they're done for!
[14:03] Diego
They'll be man-eating monsters
for the rest of their lives!
[14:07] Diego
Now, struggle all you like!
[14:09] Diego
I'll enjoy watching you from afar.
[14:13] Diego
And if you survive, perhaps we'll meet again!
[14:18] Marguerite
Touka, why did you stop me?
[14:20] Touka (Yuna)
Anri's at her limit.
[14:22] Touka (Yuna)
If he'd stayed any longer,
the tables would've turned again.
[14:26] Touka (Yuna)
Let's lure them in with sound
and seal them in the mansion.
[14:29] Marguerite
All right.
[14:32] Marguerite
That was the explosion spell
the mid-rank devil used on the roof.
[14:36] Marguerite
I'll use it to draw them in.
[14:39] Shannon
Master Fieri.
[14:40] Shannon
Let me use a healing spell to—
[14:42] Fieri
No.
[14:43] Fieri
Take care of him first.
[14:46] Colin
Will this counteract the spell
that thing cast on me?
[14:50] Shannon
No, I'm afraid that's beyond my capabilities.
[14:53] Shannon
I'm sorry.
[14:54] Colin
Damn. So I'm gonna become a monster?
[14:57] Colin
I can't freaking believe this...
[14:59] Colin
Hey. You said you had the power of ludicrous?
[15:02] Touka (Yuna)
Lushighs.
[15:03] Colin
Here.
[15:05] Colin
Take this, okay?
[15:07] Colin
It's my magic crystals and enchanted tools.
[15:09] Colin
Use them in your fight, would you?
[15:13] Colin
I like playing the trickster myself.
[15:17] Colin
The way you fight is so
ludicrous. I loved it.
[15:20] Colin
I feel like I can trust my life to you.
[15:23] Colin
It's ludicrous guys like you
that actually give me hope.
[15:29] Touka (Yuna)
You got it.
[15:31] Touka (Yuna)
I swear I'll beat that devil.
[15:33] Touka (Yuna)
There's someone I've gotta save, too.
[15:39] Neigan
I'll protect this place if it comes to it.
[15:43] Neigan
I'm counting on you.
[15:44] Touka (Yuna)
Don't worry. We got this.
[15:52] Mayor
I'm going to report this to the capital.
[15:55] Touka (Yuna)
Don't chicken out, okay?
[15:56] Dott
I won't run away again.
[15:58] Dott
As mayor of this city,
[15:59] Dott
and so I can see you naked in stockings,
[16:01] Dott
I will do my duty!
[16:04] Marguerite
I told you that's not happening!
[16:05] Touka (Yuna)
I'll make sure we take out that
devil in the next 24 hours.
[16:10] Touka (Yuna)
I won't let anyone transform.
[16:13] Marguerite
But how will we know where
that necromancer and devil went?
[16:17] Touka (Yuna)
Based on the way he was talking,
I'm guessing they ran off to their base.
[16:22] Touka (Yuna)
The direction they flew off in
[16:24] Touka (Yuna)
intersects with the northeast path from
the capital that Siruela described
[16:29] Touka (Yuna)
right about at the perfect
place for a hideout.
[16:33] Touka (Yuna)
Me and Yuna's hometown, Elvania.
[16:36] Touka (Yuna)
Elvania was destroyed
by devils three years ago.
[16:41] Fieri
At this rate, we'll reach Elvania
in about twelve hours.
[16:44] Touka (Yuna)
Since we don't all know each other,
we oughta have some introductions.
[16:48] Milly
Me, me!
[16:48] Milly
I'll go first!
[16:50] Milly
My name's Milly Yunis!
[16:51] sign
Milly Yunis
Legendary Hero (?)
[16:52] Milly
I'm a legendary hero!
[16:54] Milly
I'm sixteen years old.
[16:55] Milly
My likes include cheesecake
and fighting powerful enemies!
[16:58] Milly
I'm 155 centimeters tall,
and my measurements are—
[17:00] Touka (Yuna)
Nobody freaking asked!
[17:02] Touka (Yuna)
Also, are you serious about
this "legendary hero" stuff?
[17:04] Fieri
We'll discuss that later.
[17:06] Fieri
I'm Yuna and Milly's father.
[17:06] sign
Fieri Yunis
Yuna and Milly's Father
[17:09] Fieri
My likes include my daughters and boobs.
[17:12] Fieri
I'm pleased to be surrounded
by so many brilliant bazongas.
[17:15] Touka (Yuna)
What a creepy self-introduction.
[17:17] Marguerite
Pleased to see you again, Master Fieri.
[17:19] Fieri
The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness.
[17:22] Fieri
I never expected to find you
traveling with Sion the hero!
[17:25] Touka (Yuna)
You guys know each other?
[17:27] Marguerite
Master Fieri used to be
one of the Four Knights.
[17:30] Marguerite
Isaac was beside himself when he
left the capital four years ago.
[17:35] Marguerite
Why did you leave the Knights?
[17:37] Fieri
As a team-building exercise,
I made a play for the female knights' tits
[17:41] Fieri
and got accused of sexual harassment.
[17:43] Fieri
In the end, I was stripped of my title
and exiled from the capital.
[17:48] Touka (Yuna)
Sounds like you deserved it!
[17:49] Fieri
Perhaps.
[17:50] Fieri
But Siruela, my direct subordinate...
[17:53] Fieri
She had the finest knockers of all.
[17:55] Touka (Yuna)
Guess she's been through a lot, huh?
[17:57] Touka (Yuna)
Okay, what about you?
[17:59] Shannon
I'm Shannon Petralca.
[17:59] sign
Shannon Petralca
Mage
[18:01] Shannon
I'm a mage.
[18:02] Milly
C'mon, Dorothy! Wake up!
[18:02] sign
Dorothy Eleonora
Mage
[18:06] Milly
Um... "Dorothy Eleonora.
I'm a mage. Good night."
[18:11] Touka (Yuna)
"Good night"?!
[18:12] Milly
"P.S., Sion and Anri..."
[18:14] Milly
"It's good to see you again.
Good night," she says.
[18:18] Touka (Yuna)
You guys know each other?
[18:19] Fieri
She was once part of the hero's party.
[18:23] Touka
She was with them?
[18:25] Touka
What's she gonna do
if she finds out Sion's dead?
[18:28] Touka
Worse, Anri said the hero was
the only one who accepted her.
[18:31] Touka
Does that mean Dorothy might try
to kill Anri the way Kyle did?!
[18:34] Fieri
Now, Sir Hero...
[18:36] Fieri
Might I ask how you came to travel
with my daughter and the princess?
[18:42] Fieri
Why won't you respond?
[18:44] Touka (Yuna)
H-He feels kinda guilty about
the Gates of Hell getting unsealed.
[18:48] Touka (Yuna)
He swore he'd focus on nothing but
his battle until he saved the world,
[18:51] Touka (Yuna)
and he's been this way since!
[18:52] Fieri
Incredible! Such depth of resolve!
[18:54] Milly
I'm so impressed!
[18:55] Touka
Whew, they bought it!
[18:57] Milly
I've been wondering this for a while,
[18:59] Milly
by why do you sound like that, Big Sis?
[19:02] Milly
I mean the way you're talking.
[19:03] Milly
You sound like Touka.
[19:05] Touka
Crap! I forgot to stay in character!
[19:07] Touka (Yuna)
Uh, we've been hanging out for so long,
he kinda rubbed off on me.
[19:12] Milly
Don't tell me...
[19:13] Milly
You're not gonna steal my Touka, are you?!
[19:16] Marguerite
Wh-What exactly is your
relationship to Touka?
[19:19] Milly
We said we'd get married one day!
[19:21] Marguerite
Tou— Er, Yuna.
[19:23] Touka (Yuna)
Heck no! That's not binding or anything!
[19:25] Touka (Yuna)
She just challenged me
to a duel this one time, and...
[19:28] (Flashback) Milly
If I beat you, do you promise to marry me?
[19:31] (Flashback) Touka
You think a little girl like you can beat me?
[19:35] (Flashback) Milly
I win!
[19:36] (Flashback) Touka
Hang on! I never said only one match!
[19:39] (Flashback) Touka
You gotta beat me a hundred times to win!
[19:43] (Flashback) Milly
Aw... Okay, then!
[19:45] Touka (Yuna)
So she kept challenging me
and beating the crap outta me.
[19:50] Touka (Yuna)
Yuna finally got sick of watching it
and stepped in to save me.
[19:54] Marguerite
But why in the world did you
agree to that, anyway?!
[19:57] Touka (Yuna)
It's just the kind of thing kids do!
[19:59] Fieri
Touka Scott...
[20:00] Fieri
I never expected him to have
such an influence on my daughters.
[20:04] Fieri
That disgusting pervert
with his thigh fetish...
[20:07] Fieri
I'll have to take him off
the table once and for all!
[20:09] Touka
Oh yeah, I forgot about all the times
this guy tried to kill me, too!
[20:14] Touka
Yuna's the only one who was nice to me!
[20:16] Fieri
Yuna, when this is over,
return to the village.
[20:20] Fieri
Leave the fight to us
[20:22] Fieri
and live out a peaceful life there.
[20:25] Touka (Yuna)
I mean, that sounds nice and all...
[20:28] Touka (Yuna)
But you can't tie people down.
[20:30] Touka (Yuna)
Yuna's...
[20:31] Touka (Yuna)
I mean, I-I've got a dream
to be a mage and stuff.
[20:35] Fieri
You're still on that nonsense?
[20:37] Fieri
You have no magical talent.
[20:40] Fieri
Return to the village, and never
get involved with magic again!
[20:43] Fieri
That's an order.
[20:44] Touka
What kind of asshole is that down
on his daughter's dreams?
[20:48] Touka
Though I did forget Yuna comes
from a house of famous fighters.
[20:51] Touka
Is that why?
[20:54] Touka (Yuna)
Well, we can talk about that later.
[20:57] Touka (Yuna)
What I wanna know is why Milly's
calling herself the hero—
[21:03] Touka (Yuna)
What the...
[21:04] Touka (Yuna)
What's going on?
[21:07] Friedrich
Was the test successful?
[21:09] Diego
Yeah, in just three days, everyone
in town was under the spell's thrall.
[21:13] Diego
And she only cast it directly
on a single person!
[21:18] Diego
It's wonderfully compatible
with necromancy as well.
[21:20] Diego
Unlike Leland, this devil will be a valuable
resource in taking over the capital.
[21:25] Adele
I am honored to be of use to you.
[21:28] Diego
You pathetic whore.
[21:30] Diego
Then you got overconfident and walked
right into the mansion where the hero was.
[21:34] Diego
You almost ruined our whole damn plan!
[21:40] Friedrich
The hero was there?
[21:43] Diego
Oh, yes! And we've started
playing a fun little game...
[21:48] Diego
I approached anyone I thought
might be willing to help.
[21:52] Diego
I asked them to hunt the hero!
[21:54] Diego
Let's see if even one of them gets this far.
[21:58] Diego
They'll find themselves
facing a thousand devils!
[22:01] Diego
The minute they arrive,
it'll be game over!
[22:07] sign
21 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
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[00:02] Fieri
We'll work things out here.
[00:04] Fieri
The rest of you, go on ahead!
[00:09] Touka (Yuna)
Shannon, gun it!
[00:16] Ethel
Sorry to disappoint.
[00:17] Ethel
But just ahead...
[00:21] Ethel
is a pitfall.
[00:25] Milly
If we fall from here—
[00:30] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:42] sign
THE
[00:43] sign
LEGEN
[00:43] sign
DARY
[00:44] sign
HERO
[00:44] sign
IS
[00:45] sign
DEAD
[01:59] sign
Episode 8
[01:59] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
[02:00] Ethel
The shortest route to Elvania...
[02:02] Ethel
I knew that if I set a trap here,
you'd fall right into it.
[02:05] Ethel
Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
[02:09] Ethel
It'd take more than a pit trap
to kill the legendary hero.
[02:15] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, you okay?!
[02:17] Anri
Honestly, a pitfall?
[02:19] Anri
This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
[02:21] Touka (Yuna)
I didn't dig this one, damn it!
[02:23] Marguerite
What is this?
[02:24] Touka (Yuna)
I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
rigidity to use it as a cushion.
[02:28] Milly
Hey, hang on!
[02:29] Milly
Since when could you use
the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
Erk!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
I-It's part of Sion's power!
[02:35] Touka (Yuna)
He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
[02:37] Milly
I've never heard of a power
like that before...
[02:40] Shannon
Hey, you think we should get out of here?
[02:43] Shannon
Whoever set the trap is
probably on their way.
[02:45] Anri
But with the enchanted
carriage in this state...
[02:49] Marguerite
There appears to be a city nearby.
[02:51] Marguerite
Shall we head in that direction?
[02:53] Touka (Yuna)
Might as well.
[02:54] Touka (Yuna)
We could find a new ride there
or someone to fix this one.
[03:01] Marguerite
The fog is so thick...
[03:03] Marguerite
Which way should we go?
[03:05] Milly
My Sacred Sword can blow
this fog away, no problem!
[03:11] Milly
Okay, let's get going!
[03:13] Touka (Yuna)
H-Hang on!
[03:14] Touka (Yuna)
There might be more traps around!
[03:16] Milly
Aw, what a worrywart!
[03:19] Milly
The chance of there
being more traps here is...
[03:22] Milly
high!
[03:23] Anri
Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
[03:25] Touka (Yuna)
I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
[03:27] Touka (Yuna)
Milly! Get back here already!
[03:28] Milly
Yeah, roger that!
[03:30] Devil
Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
[03:33] Milly
Oh, not again!
[03:35] Touka (Yuna)
Milly! You okay?
[03:37] Milly
Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
[03:40] Touka (Yuna)
You're okay—
[03:41] Touka (Yuna)
Or not!
[03:43] Milly
The most terrible devils!
[03:45] Milly
They did this and that and
the other thing to me...
[03:47] Touka (Yuna)
You sure it wasn't some perv?
[03:49] Touka (Yuna)
Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
[03:50] Marguerite
I am not going!
[03:52] Touka (Yuna)
This place is even more
dangerous than I thought.
[03:55] Touka (Yuna)
I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
[03:58] Touka
And there are traps all around.
[04:01] Touka
This ain't how devils fights.
[04:04] Touka
Though it's hard to believe that necromancer
guy would play like this either...
[04:10] Ethel
This devil's mist spell
[04:12] Ethel
allows only an authorized few
to see through the fog.
[04:16] Ethel
I can spy on everything you're doing.
[04:21] Ethel
Now, what's your next move?
[04:23] Milly
You sure about this?
[04:25] Milly
Surely even Sion the hero
isn't impervious to traps...
[04:28] Touka (Yuna)
Don't you worry.
[04:29] Touka (Yuna)
It'll take more than a trap
to take out this legendary hero.
[04:32] Ethel
I see.
[04:34] Ethel
So the rumor that the legendary
hero is dead is true.
[04:38] Ethel
A corpse could indeed survive
any trap I throw at it.
[04:41] Ethel
And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
[04:44] Ethel
I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
[04:47] Ethel
But...
[04:48] Ethel
that won't be enough.
[04:50] Ethel
This fog is magical.
[04:53] Ethel
It can even cloak someone's presence.
[05:00] Touka (Yuna)
Marguerite!
[05:01] Anri
Your Highness!
[05:02] Ethel
That's one down.
[05:04] Shannon
Move out of the way.
[05:05] Shannon
I can—
[05:08] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, what happened?!
[05:10] Touka (Yuna)
You guys are still alive out there, right?
[05:12] Touka (Yuna)
Talk to me!
[05:16] Touka (Yuna)
No way...
[05:18] Touka (Yuna)
They can't all just be dead...
[05:25] Touka (Yuna)
Damn it. This is nuts.
[05:28] Touka (Yuna)
Please, spare me! I surrender!
[05:31] Touka (Yuna)
You can hear me, can't you?!
[05:33] Touka (Yuna)
Whoever's the leader out there!
[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A
We took 'em all out.
[05:39] Ethel
Yes, I saw everything.
[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B
This is the last one.
[05:44] Ethel
The moment you see your allies fallen,
[05:46] Ethel
you pathetically plead for your life.
[05:49] Ethel
A selfish lowlife like you
wielding the Sacred Sword...
[05:51] Ethel
What sort of farce is this?
[05:53] Touka (Yuna)
I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
[05:55] Touka (Yuna)
Just spare me!
[05:56] Ethel
Willing to give up the sword, are you?
[05:58] Ethel
Terribly sorry,
but I can't take you at your word.
[06:02] Ethel
Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
[06:07] Touka (Yuna)
Is that enough? Please...
[06:09] Ethel
You're that desperate to survive,
even after seeing all your allies slain?
[06:16] Ethel
Very well.
[06:17] Ethel
I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
[06:20] Ethel
But I fear I must also ask you to die.
[06:24] Touka (Yuna)
No way! You promised!
[06:26] Ethel
I only said I'd consider it.
[06:28] Ethel
Sorry to inform you,
but I'm a bit of a fiend!
[06:32] Touka (Yuna)
In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
[06:36] Ethel
It can't be...
[06:38] Ethel
They aren't dead?!
[06:41] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, what happened to your backside?
[06:43] Milly
That devil did it!
[06:44] Milly
You made me play dead for so long...
[06:47] Ethel
Possession necromancy?!
[06:49] Touka (Yuna)
Anri manipulated that devil and
pretended to go around killing everyone.
[06:54] Anri
We used art supplies for the blood!
[06:57] Marguerite
When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
[07:00] Marguerite
I countered and slew it!
[07:02] Touka (Yuna)
You didn't notice, did you?
[07:04] Touka (Yuna)
It happened someplace
you couldn't see.
[07:06] Ethel
Was that the purpose of their formation?
[07:09] Ethel
They weren't just wary of the devils?
[07:12] Ethel
But the only way you could pull that off
is if you knew where I was!
[07:17] Touka (Yuna)
That was the easiest part of all.
[07:19] Touka (Yuna)
I had eyes on you and what you
were doing the entire time.
[07:23] Marguerite
Once we knew your positions, we merely
had to make myself the clear target.
[07:27] Touka (Yuna)
And since you were watching
from your lofty perch,
[07:30] Touka (Yuna)
I pegged you for the ringleader.
[07:32] Touka (Yuna)
I know all about the kind of person
who fights with traps.
[07:36] Touka (Yuna)
They're cautious above all.
[07:38] Touka (Yuna)
They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
[07:40] Touka (Yuna)
So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
where you'd be confident of your victory.
[07:47] Touka (Yuna)
And you walked right into our trap!
[07:50] Touka (Yuna)
I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
[07:54] Touka (Yuna)
you need another century of training!
[07:55] Milly
But the princess and Anri
did most of the work, right?
[08:02] sign
X-Ray
[08:02] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, while we're at it, she's got
a pretty nice set of thighs.
[08:06] Marguerite
Tou—
[08:07] Marguerite
Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
[08:09] Marguerite
so you have no further need
to use the X-Ray spell.
[08:12] Touka (Yuna)
Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
[08:15] Touka (Yuna)
Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
[08:19] Touka (Yuna)
Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
[08:23] Milly
Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
corrupted you to that extent?
[08:28] Shannon
It's like we're the bad guys
here or something.
[08:30] Touka (Yuna)
Well, what's it gonna be?
[08:33] Touka (Yuna)
Tell me—
[08:34] Touka (Yuna)
Agh! I'm so sorry!
[08:36] Marguerite & Milly
What?!
[08:37] Touka (Yuna)
Wh-What are you doing here...
[08:40] Touka (Yuna)
Master?
[08:43] Marguerite
Touka's master?
[08:46] Touka (Yuna)
Ethel Borgnine.
[08:46] sign
Ethel Borgnine
Thief, Touka's Master
[08:47] Touka (Yuna)
She taught me how to make traps
and general survival knowledge.
[08:52] Touka (Yuna)
It's been so long, Mast—
[08:54] Marguerite
Clothes on, please.
[08:55] Ethel
"Master"?
[08:56] Ethel
I don't ever recall having a student
like you.
[09:01] Touka
Son of a bitch!
[09:02] Milly
I knew it!
[09:03] Milly
So that's what's going on.
[09:05] Milly
I should have caught on the minute you
said anything about stockings...
[09:09] Milly
Big Sis—
[09:10] Milly
I mean... That's you, isn't it,
Big Brother Touka?
[09:13] Ethel
That's Touka?
[09:14] Touka (Yuna)
Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
[09:16] Anri
V-Very well.
[09:19] Ethel
Touka?!
[09:20] Touka (Yuna)
It's possession necromancy.
[09:22] Milly
Which means my sister...
[09:24] Touka (Yuna)
Don't worry. She's not dead.
[09:26] Touka (Yuna)
I'll catch you up later.
[09:27] Marguerite
Did you meet your master during
that period you mentioned
[09:31] Marguerite
when Farom and Arat were at war?
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
Yeah.
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
Though by that point,
the Gates of Hell had opened,
[09:38] Touka (Yuna)
and both sides had bigger
things to worry about.
[09:41] Anri
Ah, so your strategic brilliance
has a mysterious origin!
[09:45] Touka (Yuna)
I guess it was three and a half years ago...
[09:48] Touka (Yuna)
My parents were dead,
and I was trying to get back to Elvania
[09:52] Touka (Yuna)
when I fell into one of Master's traps.
[09:54] Touka (Yuna)
Running away was about
all I was good for back then.
[09:57] Touka (Yuna)
That trap could've killed me, and yet...
[09:59] Touka (Yuna)
I was so impressed by it.
[10:02] sign
Several Days Later
[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel
I didn't set that trap
to catch children, you know.
[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel
A kid like you
[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel
going all the way to Elvania alone
in the state the world's in?
[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel
That'll never happen.
[10:16] (Flashback) Touka
Then take me there, why don't you?
[10:19] (Flashback) Touka
I can pay you, at least a little...
[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel
What do I want with a babysitting job?
[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel
Don't be ridiculous.
[10:25] (Flashback) Touka
Then take me as your student!
[10:27] (Flashback) Touka
With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel
I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel
If you don't want to die,
get out of my sight, kid.
[10:45] (Flashback) Touka
Please.
[10:46] (Flashback) Touka
I really need to get back.
[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel
But why ask a villain like me?
[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel
So be it.
[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel
On the way to Elvania,
I'll teach you everything I know.
[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel
But remember, I'm a villain.
[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel
Forget that, and I'll kill you.
[11:03] Touka (Yuna)
Master whipped me into shape
on the way back to Elvania.
[11:06] Touka (Yuna)
We made it there in a few months' time.
[11:08] Ethel
Of course! So you're the one
who killed the legendary hero!
[11:12] Milly
What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
[11:14] Touka (Yuna)
I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
[11:16] Touka (Yuna)
He just walked into my trap and died!
[11:19] Touka (Yuna)
The real question here...
[11:21] Touka (Yuna)
is why you're working with the guys
siding with the devils, Master.
[11:24] Touka (Yuna)
They're trying to wipe out humanity.
[11:27] Ethel
I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
[11:31] Ethel
It changed my way of thinking.
[11:33] Ethel
I've decided to help out with
their little revenge plot.
[11:36] Touka (Yuna)
That ain't a real explanation.
[11:38] Touka (Yuna)
What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
[11:42] Ethel
Go there, and you'll see.
[11:43] Touka (Yuna)
Huh?
[11:44] Ethel
You too, necromancer.
[11:46] Ethel
Go there, see it for yourself,
[11:49] Ethel
and decide.
[11:51] Ethel
What will you choose,
and what will you cut loose?
[11:54] Touka (Yuna)
Wh-Where are you going, Master?
[11:56] Ethel
Since you're really Touka,
I'll let you go. This time.
[12:00] Ethel
But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
[12:03] Ethel
Though if you want a fight to
the death, I'm ready and willing.
[12:07] Ethel
I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
[12:09] Touka (Yuna)
Give me a damn break!
[12:11] Touka (Yuna)
You bust up our enchanted carriage,
and now you're walking off with the sword?!
[12:14] Ethel
I am a thief.
[12:16] Ethel
I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
[12:20] Touka (Yuna)
Fine. You can have the sword.
[12:23] Touka (Yuna)
In exchange, come with us
to the Gates of Hell.
[12:25] Touka (Yuna)
With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
[12:28] Ethel
Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
[12:30] Touka (Yuna)
Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
[12:33] Touka (Yuna)
It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
[12:36] Touka (Yuna)
I inserted a pin into the hilt
that channels a lightning spell.
[12:41] Touka (Yuna)
Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
[12:43] Ethel
I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
[12:47] Ethel
But why tell me before using the spell?
[12:51] Touka (Yuna)
Because I trust you.
[12:54] Ethel
I told you we're enemies.
[12:56] Ethel
Fine.
[12:57] Ethel
I lose.
[12:59] Ethel
There's a magical craftsman's
workshop to the northeast.
[13:02] Ethel
You should be able
to fix your carriage there.
[13:04] Touka (Yuna)
Aw, that's my master for ya!
[13:06] Touka (Yuna)
You're so darn nice!
[13:07] Touka (Yuna)
I just knew you'd cooperate!
[13:09] Touka (Yuna)
Although...
[13:10] Touka (Yuna)
There's more to it, y'know?
[13:13] Touka (Yuna)
You accepted defeat.
[13:15] Touka (Yuna)
That means you gotta offer up your life
or accept some other condition, right?
[13:21] Touka (Yuna)
Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
[13:23] Touka (Yuna)
I won't force you into anything.
[13:25] Touka (Yuna)
But I'd be real disappointed to find out
my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
[13:32] Ethel
You piece-of-shit student!
[13:35] Ethel
The minute you're back
in your own body, you'll pay!
[13:39] Marguerite
You may wish to watch your back as well.
[13:46] Diego
I can't believe they won her over.
[13:49] Diego
The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
[13:52] Friedrich
Why didn't you tell me?
[13:54] Diego
I thought ignorance would make
the reunion all the more touching.
[13:59] Diego
Rather tear-jerking consideration,
wouldn't you say?
[14:03] Friedrich
I see.
[14:04] Friedrich
So this is where you've been...
[14:06] Friedrich
Anri.
[14:10] Belarco
At last, the time has come for me to
unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
[14:15] sign
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
[14:15] Belarco
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
[14:21] Dott
You beat them already?!
[14:23] Dott
I'd expect no less from the legend
who's slain over a hundred demons!
[14:26] Belarco
A formidable rival, this horse.
[14:28] Dott
Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
[14:30] Dott
Rather, my goal of returning peace
to my city,
[14:33] Dott
I never would have made it this far alone.
[14:36] Dott
I used to be a merchant, you see.
[14:40] Dott
And one of my remaining
wares from that time...
[14:43] Dott
is this little enchanted skiff.
[14:45] Dott
This will allow us to report to the king
about the naked-in-stockings—
[14:49] Dott
I mean, about the situation
in the city within the day!
[14:53] Marguerite
I just felt the most curious chill...
[14:55] Anri
Stuffy-nose bestie!
[14:57] Fieri
What is the meaning of this?
[14:59] Touka (Yuna)
Well, a lot happened...
[15:01] Ethel
Do you have a death wish?
[15:03] Ethel
If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
[15:06] Ethel
How many times must I say it?
[15:07] Marguerite
She has the devils firmly under her thumb.
[15:10] Marguerite
Even if she is Touka's master,
[15:13] Marguerite
surely it's perilous to trust this woman.
[15:16] Fieri
Ethel Borgnine...
[15:18] Fieri
Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
[15:21] Ethel
And you're Fieri Yunis,
formerly of the Four Knights.
[15:25] Ethel
You're on my personal shit list, you know.
[15:28] Fieri
What a coincidence.
[15:29] Fieri
You happen to be on my grope list as well.
[15:32] Ethel
All right, that's it.
[15:33] Ethel
I'm killing you here and now!
[15:34] Fieri
Then I'll grope you here and now!
[15:36] Touka (Yuna)
Knock it off!
[15:37] Touka (Yuna)
You're weirdly talking past each other!
[15:38] Touka (Yuna)
Also, we're working together right now!
[15:41] Ethel
There it is.
[15:43] Ethel
That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
[15:45] Ledo
Get lost!
[15:47] Ledo
I'm retired!
[15:52] Ethel
Well, I got you to the workshop.
[15:53] Ethel
The rest is in your hands.
[15:55] Touka (Yuna)
That wasn't the damn deal!
[15:57] Touka (Yuna)
He says he's retired!
[15:59] Ethel
Goodness me. If you insist...
[16:02] Ethel
If he won't let us in,
we'll let ourselves in
[16:04] Ethel
and steal a new enchanted carriage.
[16:05] Touka (Yuna)
All in the interest of saving people!
[16:07] Marguerite
We can't break the law!
[16:09] Fieri
My Yuna's turned delinquent...
[16:11] Milly
Papa, get a grip!
[16:13] Marguerite
Now I'm complicit!
[16:16] Ledo
You filthy criminals!
[16:18] Ledo
I trust you're prepared to die!
[16:22] Ledo
Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
[16:24] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
[16:27] Ledo
Forgive me.
[16:27] Ledo
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:29] Ledo
You just had the air of Sion about you.
[16:31] Anri
Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
[16:33] Ethel
Oh, I forgot to mention it.
[16:35] Ethel
This is Ledo Breydan.
[16:36] sign
Ledo Breydan
Sion's Grandfather
[16:38] Ethel
He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
[16:40] Ledo
Forgive me.
[16:41] Ledo
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:44] Ledo
If I'd known it was you, Sion,
I'd have let you right in.
[16:47] Touka (Yuna)
The damn cup's right there!
[16:49] Fieri
I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
but his battle until the world is safe.
[16:53] Ledo
Is that why he's so quiet?
[16:55] Ledo
That's my good, obedient boy.
[16:57] Touka (Yuna)
Look, can you fix our
enchanted carriage up quick?
[17:01] Ledo
I can swap the broken rear wheel
and magical channels quickly enough,
[17:04] Ledo
but repairs to the enchanted
engine may prove difficult.
[17:06] Ledo
With my stamina and vision
in this sorry state,
[17:10] Ledo
it could take two whole days!
[17:12] Touka (Yuna)
Two days?!
[17:14] Touka (Yuna)
That's too damn slow!
[17:16] Touka (Yuna)
Got any other carriages lying around?
[17:17] Ledo
None that would reach Elvania within a day.
[17:22] Milly
This is terrible...
[17:23] Marguerite
Mr. Ledo.
[17:25] Marguerite
I've digested an introductory volume
on magical craftsmanship.
[17:28] Marguerite
How much more should I read
if I wish to assist you?
[17:31] Ledo
Truly? In such a short time?
[17:34] Marguerite
I'm a very fast learner.
[17:36] Ledo
I see...
[17:38] Ledo
This here should just about do it.
[17:40] Marguerite
Very well.
[17:41] Marguerite
Please give me approximately
an hour and a half.
[17:45] Touka (Yuna)
Damn, Marguerite's something else!
[17:47] Touka (Yuna)
What's her brain even made of?
[17:49] Milly
That's a princess for you!
[17:51] Touka (Yuna)
By the way, what's the deal with
you being a "legendary hero"?
[17:54] Touka (Yuna)
And your Sacred Sword—
[17:56] Fieri
That's right. We never got around to that.
[17:58] Fieri
But I can't reveal such
information to an enemy.
[18:02] Ethel
Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
[18:05] Ethel
If you tell me, I might give you—
[18:07] Fieri
A feel? Of boobies?!
[18:08] Fieri
Give me a handful of those puppies,
and I'll gladly tell you!
[18:11] Ethel
I was going to say information!
[18:12] Ethel
Intel on your enemy!
[18:14] Fieri
Very well.
[18:16] Fieri
Milly.
[18:17] Milly
It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
[18:19] Milly
Mages and magical craftsmen from
all over the world worked together
[18:23] Milly
to make four new Sacred Swords.
This is one of them.
[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri
A man-made Sacred Sword?!
[18:28] Touka (Yuna)
You mean that sword could
seal the Gates of Hell too?
[18:31] Fieri
No, the man-made Sacred Swords
aren't quite that potent.
[18:35] Touka (Yuna)
So how's it different from a normal sword?
[18:38] Ethel
I see...
[18:39] Ethel
That Sacred Sword could slay the
Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
[18:43] Fieri
Yes, that's right.
[18:45] Ethel
Given the Generals' remarkable
regenerative powers,
[18:48] Ethel
all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
are ineffective against them.
[18:51] Ethel
But if this blade can slay them,
that truly would make you a hero.
[18:55] Ethel
The intel I have to offer also
concerns the Infernal Generals.
[18:59] Ethel
The necromancers you're up against...
[19:03] Ethel
They have the bodies of the Infernal
Generals in their possession.
[19:06] Ethel
In addition, over a thousand devils
await you in Elvania.
[19:11] Ethel
You'll have to beat every single
one of them within the day.
[19:15] Ethel
Surely that makes the gravity
of the fight ahead of you clear.
[19:19] Ethel
If you don't want to die,
you should give up right now.
[19:23] Touka (Yuna)
The Four Infernal Generals...
and a thousand devils?
[19:26] Ethel
Or we can bypass Elvania
and hit the Gates of Hell.
[19:30] Ethel
It's not like you really care about saving
people or the fate of the world, right?
[19:36] Touka (Yuna)
We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
[19:39] Touka (Yuna)
and a former member
of the Four Knights with us.
[19:41] Touka (Yuna)
We'll kick their asses,
no matter what they throw at us.
[19:44] Ethel
Do you really mean that?
[19:48] Touka (Yuna)
It's true that I don't have a scrap
of do-gooder in me.
[19:51] Touka (Yuna)
But this is just like three
and a half years ago.
[19:57] Touka (Yuna)
I'm trying to save the same person now.
[20:07] Milly
The person you're trying to save...
[20:09] Milly
Is it my big sister?
[20:12] Touka (Yuna)
Yeah.
[20:13] Touka (Yuna)
She's been infected with
a devil-conversion spell.
[20:16] Touka (Yuna)
The reason I'm in her body is to
keep her from going on a rampage.
[20:20] Milly
That's awful...
[20:21] Touka (Yuna)
But running into you
means we're in the clear!
[20:24] Touka (Yuna)
I was worried we couldn't
hack this on our own.
[20:27] Touka (Yuna)
Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
[20:29] Touka (Yuna)
How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
[20:32] Milly
I won a tournament held
in the western kingdom
[20:36] Milly
and was thus declared a legendary
hero worthy of wielding it.
[20:39] Milly
Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
[20:42] Milly
With our future marriage on the line!
[20:45] Touka (Yuna)
The hell?!
[20:46] Touka (Yuna)
Hang on, this can't possibly
be the best time for—
[20:53] Touka (Yuna)
Now you're shooting at me?!
[20:55] Milly
The projectiles come from my sword,
so it's allowed!
[20:58] Touka (Yuna)
You're gonna freakin' kill me!
[21:00] Milly
Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
[21:05] Touka (Yuna)
Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
[21:07] Touka (Yuna)
Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
[21:12] Touka
Crap. My mana's totally...
[21:19] Touka (Yuna)
I-I lose, okay?
[21:21] Touka (Yuna)
But you gotta beat me
a hundred times to marry me, so—
[21:23] Milly
You'll "kick their asses"?
You're "in the clear"?
[21:27] Milly
How are you going to save my
sister when you're this weak?!
[21:31] Milly
You're clearly not facing reality!
[21:37] Touka (Yuna)
I'm still going to save her.
[21:39] Touka (Yuna)
I'll use whatever dirty,
underhanded tricks I have to.
[21:44] Touka (Yuna)
This is no different from three years ago.
[21:47] Touka (Yuna)
The legendary hero saved you back then.
[21:51] Touka (Yuna)
But now, the legendary hero is dead...
[21:54] Touka (Yuna)
So who's going to save her if I don't?
[21:57] Milly
I'm glad.
[21:59] Milly
I knew that's what you'd say.
[22:02] Touka (Yuna)
H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
[22:04] Milly
I know how it went down.
[22:06] Milly
Three years ago, you were the one
who really saved us, weren't you?
[22:12] Milly
I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
[22:16] Milly
When the devils attacked Elvania,
the reason he was able to make it in time
[22:20] Milly
was because of all the traps
set along on the way!
[22:23] Milly
So if this is no different from back then,
[22:25] Milly
you'll be the one to save her again!
[22:28] Touka (Yuna)
Nah.
[22:30] Touka (Yuna)
All I did back then was buy time.
[22:33] Touka (Yuna)
We'd have been helpless
if the hero hadn't shown up.
[22:36] Touka (Yuna)
That said...
[22:38] Touka (Yuna)
I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
[22:40] Touka (Yuna)
I've got the legendary hero's power.
[22:42] Touka (Yuna)
I've got friends I can trust.
[22:44] Touka (Yuna)
So this time, I really will be the one to...
[22:47] Touka (Yuna)
We'll be the ones to save Yuna!
[22:49] Milly
Of course we will!
[22:52] Touka (Yuna)
Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
[22:55] Touka (Yuna)
I'm gonna hit the crapper.
[22:57] Touka (Yuna)
I've been holding it in this whole time.
[22:59] Milly
Yeah, sure!
[23:05] Touka
Yeah, I've been holding in
the urge all this time...
[23:10] Touka
No matter what anyone tells me,
[23:12] Touka
I have no choice but to save Yuna.
[23:16] Touka
Rather, there's something even more
precious than Yuna I have to protect...
[23:21] Touka
It's these pretty li'l thighs!
[23:23] Touka
Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!
[23:26] Touka
The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness
and beauty in one tight package!
[23:30] Touka
This creamy softness from
which all kindness flows...
[23:34] Touka
They could suck my entire body in—
[23:36] sign
18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past
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[00:01] Touka
A dream? Where'd this come from?
[00:04] Touka's Dad
Hey, brat.
[00:06] Touka's Dad
You got a problem or something?
[00:08] Touka
Ah, yeah, that's how it usually went, huh?
[00:11] Touka
Next, he's gonna hit me,
[00:13] Touka
while Mom just looks at me apologetically.
[00:17] Touka
Damn... Why now of all times?
[00:20] Touka
I was trying to appreciate Yuna's—
[00:23] Touka
Huh?!
[00:25] Touka
That hurt!
[00:28] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[00:34] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[00:38] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[00:40] sign
THE
[00:41] sign
LEGEN
[00:41] sign
DARY
[00:42] sign
HERO
[00:42] sign
IS
[00:43] sign
DEAD
[00:47] [SONG] Lyrics
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
[00:51] [SONG] Lyrics
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
[00:55] [SONG] Lyrics
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
[00:59] [SONG] Lyrics
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[01:01] [SONG] Lyrics
And who wants that?
[01:02] [SONG] Lyrics
You and I, we're just corpses
[01:06] [SONG] Lyrics
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[01:10] [SONG] Lyrics
From one marionette to another, I say...
[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics
How about we cut our strings together?
[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics
Let's get dancing!
[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:23] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:27] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, we're already dead
[01:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics
Even if I collapse and my body decays
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
[01:57] sign
Episode 9
[01:57] sign
Into the Legendary Hero's Past
[01:58] Touka
Okay, that settles that.
[01:59] Touka
I'm definitely me from a few years ago,
[02:02] Touka
and this is definitely Elvania.
[02:04] Touka
Am I back in the past?
[02:07] Touka
What triggered this?
[02:09] Touka
All I did was stroke Yuna's thighs a little.
[02:12] Touka
Actually, wait a sec...
[02:14] Touka
I've never really gotten
to stroke Yuna's thighs before.
[02:17] Touka
Could that be what did it?
[02:20] Touka
Yeah, nah.
[02:22] Touka
Whatever the case, I better find
a way to get back to normal fast.
[02:26] Touka
I gotta save Yuna, after all.
[02:28] Touka
Hang on. Do I really hafta get back?
[02:31] Touka
I've got more than ten years
before Yuna becomes a devil.
[02:34] Touka
What if I use that time
to come up with a plan?
[02:39] Touka
Yeah, I'll do just that!
[02:40] Touka
Meaning I can enjoy this miraculous
time slip to its fullest!
[02:48] Lady
Oh, good day.
[02:53] Touka
No need to fear!
[02:55] Touka
Anyone'd see this as
just a harmless child's prank!
[02:58] Lady
Oh, good day.
[03:01] Young Touka
Huh?
[03:01] Young Touka
Hey, you're supposed to get mad
or grossed out or something!
[03:05] Lady
Good day.
[03:06] Old Lady
Hello there.
[03:08] Man A
What's up, kiddo?
[03:09] Man B
How ya doing, buddy?
[03:10] Touka
Don't ask me how I'm doing!
[03:12] Touka
The hell is going on?
[03:18] Touka
Why isn't anyone reacting?
[03:20] Touka
Damn it!
[03:22] Touka
What the hell is going on here?!
[03:25] Touka
Basking in thighs to my heart's
content should be heaven,
[03:29] Touka
but if the girls don't react,
they might as well be radishes!
[03:32] Touka
I can't take this kind of lonely life here.
[03:36] Touka
Wait.
[03:37] Touka
My parents were still acting like themselves.
[03:41] Touka
It was today...
[03:43] Touka
The rare occasion my dad beat us
in front of his mercenary buddies
[03:47] Touka
was the day I first met Yuna!
[03:50] Touka
If I'm right about this...
[03:53] Young Yuna
What are you doing out here all by yourself?
[03:58] Young Touka
Waiting for you, Yuna.
[03:59] Young Yuna
Huh? For me?
[04:01] Young Touka
Uh, I mean, my dad hit me!
[04:03] Young Touka
I don't wanna go home now.
[04:05] Touka
I knew it!
[04:07] Touka
The only folks acting weird are
people I didn't really know!
[04:11] Touka
Hang on. If this was how we met,
[04:13] Touka
how did Yuna already know who I was?
[04:17] Young Yuna
I'll stay with you, Touka.
[04:22] Touka
Well, never mind the reason.
[04:24] Touka
Yuna saying that was what—
[04:27] Touka
Wait. At this age, I could...
[04:28] Young Touka
Hey, does staying with me forever mean
[04:30] Young Touka
you'll let me worship those thighs
of yours even after we grow up?
[04:35] Young Yuna
Yeah, sure.
[04:37] Touka
Too easy!
[04:38] Young Touka
With stockings on, of course.
[04:40] Young Yuna
I don't know what that means, but sure.
[04:44] Touka
That's right.
[04:45] Touka
At this age, I could slowly raise Yuna
into my dream version of her!
[04:50] Young Yuna
You must be hungry.
[04:52] Young Yuna
I'll go get us some food.
[04:54] Young Yuna
Wait here!
[04:55] Touka
Damn it! I almost had her!
[04:57] Yuna
Knock it off already!
[04:59] Yuna
Making me make all those weird promises...
[05:01] Yuna
Don't sully my precious memories, you idiot!
[05:04] Yuna
Pervert!
[05:06] Young Touka
No way...
[05:08] Young Touka
That voice...
[05:10] Yuna
N-No, wait! Don't come any closer!
[05:13] Young Touka
Yuna!
[05:16] Yuna
What are you all teary-eyed about?
[05:18] Young Touka
Are you really Yuna?
[05:20] Yuna
Yeah, as far as I can tell...
[05:23] Yuna
Hey, don't start crying!
[05:25] Young Touka
Shut up!
[05:26] Young Touka
I'm just more of a crybaby in this kid body.
[05:29] Young Touka
Seriously, what are you doing here?
[05:30] Young Touka
And why are you naked?
[05:32] Yuna
That's what I'd like to know.
[05:34] Yuna
But one thing I can say for sure
[05:36] Yuna
is that this is a fake past created by magic.
[05:41] Young Touka
A fake past?
[05:45] sign
Stockings
[05:45] sign
Stockings
[05:45] sign
Touka's
Shirt
[05:45] sign
Stockings
[05:45] Yuna
I can breathe a little easier now!
[05:48] Young Touka
Don't you rip my stockings!
[05:50] Young Touka
You stole my shirt too, damn it!
[05:51] Yuna
At least you've still got pants.
[05:54] Young Touka
Why not just borrow some
clothes from someone?
[05:57] Yuna
Because...
[05:58] Yuna
I can't touch them.
[06:00] Yuna
I've been following you all this time,
[06:03] Yuna
but nobody seems to realize I'm here,
[06:05] Yuna
and I can't touch anything in this world.
[06:07] Young Touka
But you can touch me and stuff I'm wearing?
[06:12] Young Touka
Wait, you were following me?
[06:14] Yuna
Yes, and I saw all the depraved things
you subjected the townspeople to.
[06:19] Young Touka
I-It wasn't like that!
[06:21] Young Touka
I was just trying to unravel
the mystery of this world!
[06:23] Yuna
It was definitely like that,
you perverted scumbag!
[06:28] Young Touka
Whatever's going on here,
[06:30] Young Touka
it certainly seems to be
magical in origin, like you said.
[06:35] Passerby
Hello there.
[06:36] Yuna
That man... He looks like Dr. Leland.
[06:39] Young Touka
And that's Isaac's head on Siruela's body.
[06:42] Young Touka
Gross!
[06:44] Young Touka
Hang on.
[06:45] Young Touka
The people I know well
both look and act like themselves.
[06:49] Young Touka
But the people I barely know
don't have real personalities,
[06:53] Young Touka
and anyone whose appearance
I can't even remember becomes
[06:57] Young Touka
some combo of people I do.
[06:58] Yuna
In other words, this is...
[07:01] Young Touka
It's not the past, but rather
a world made from my memories.
[07:05] Young Touka
Does that mean you're a memory too?
[07:08] Yuna
I'm definitely me!
[07:10] Yuna
Because my soul is also still in my body,
[07:10] sign
Yuna's Soul
[07:10] sign
Yuna's Body
[07:10] sign
Touka's Soul
[07:13] Yuna
maybe I got sucked in too?
[07:15] Young Touka
I can see that.
[07:17] Young Touka
But if we ain't really back in the past,
[07:19] Young Touka
there's a good chance that time's passing
here just like in the real world.
[07:23] Young Touka
I better get outta here.
[07:25] Yuna
Good idea, but how will you do it?
[07:30] Young Touka
What if I leave the city...
[07:32] Young Touka
and go somewhere I'd never been?
[07:36] Young Touka
By the way...
[07:37] Young Touka
How'd you know my name
the day we first met?
[07:40] Young Touka
Did you fall in love at first—
[07:42] Yuna
Nothing like that!
[07:43] Yuna
You were always all
bruised up and by yourself,
[07:47] Yuna
so I asked around about you
and decided I was going to help.
[07:50] Young Touka
Is that why you promised to stay
with me the first time we met?
[07:53] Young Touka
That's pretty over the top.
[07:54] Young Touka
Just reaching out on a whim like that...
[07:56] Young Touka
What am I, some abandoned cat?
[07:58] Yuna
Why do you have to interpret it
in such a negative way?
[08:02] Young Touka
Still, thanks.
[08:05] Yuna
S-Sure...
[08:09] Young Touka
What the heck is this?
[08:11] Yuna
There's nothing here. It's all white.
[08:16] Young Touka
I think I can pass through.
[08:20] Young Touka
I'll shout if it's dangerous,
so pull me back.
[08:22] Yuna
Okay.
[08:25] Yuna
Hey, Touka! You're pulling too hard!
[08:28] Yuna
I'm gonna get yanked—
[08:31] Yuna
Why am I naked again?
[08:33] Yuna
Is this the day I first
invited you to our house?
[08:36] Young Touka
Yeah.
[08:38] Touka
This was the first time I met Milly.
[08:41] Touka
I lied and bragged I'd beaten up bears and
gorillas, which is what kicked off our duels.
[08:47] Young Touka
I gotta hit the can.
[08:48] Yuna
Where are you going?
[08:50] Yuna
This isn't the way to the bathroom!
[08:52] Young Touka
I'm gonna jump back into that white space!
[08:56] Yuna
Again? But it didn't get you out last time!
[08:58] Young Touka
It's all about time!
[09:00] Young Touka
Jumping in forced an advance in time!
[09:02] Young Touka
If I keep doing it,
we'll reach the present eventually!
[09:12] Touka
I never thought I'd be running a marathon
through the world of my memories...
[09:16] Yuna
Where are we?
[09:18] Touka
Five years ago.
[09:20] Touka
The day I left Elvania, I'd say.
[09:22] Touka
Dad wanted to hit up the northern
continent to loot the raided cities.
[09:27] Touka
You didn't come to see me off then.
[09:30] Touka
We'd had a fight, I think.
[09:32] Yuna
Because you swapped all the socks
in my dresser for stockings!
[09:37] Touka
Hey, I'd forgotten I did that!
[09:39] Yuna
I really regretted being stubborn
and not seeing you off, though.
[09:44] Touka
Y-You mean it?
[09:46] Yuna
O-Of course not!
I only regretted it a little!
[09:48] Yuna
I totally forgot about you
the very next day!
[09:51] Yuna
Now, let's move on to
the next entry in your past!
[09:55] Yuna
Is this the northern continent?
[09:59] Touka
This was the day my dad disappeared
and I got sick.
[10:03] Touka
My mom went off to find medicine
[10:06] Touka
and died...
[10:07] Touka
I might still make it!
[10:09] Touka
Mom!
[10:11] Touka
Maybe I can save her!
[10:12] Yuna
Touka, this isn't reality!
[10:28] Touka's Mom
You came...
[10:31] Touka's Mom
I forgot to give you this letter
Yuna left for you...
[10:40] Touka's Mom
I'm sorry.
[10:42] Touka's Mom
I looked the other way when such
awful things were happening to you...
[10:49] Touka's Mom
I was a terrible mother.
[10:52] Touka's Mom
Perhaps I have no right to say this...
[10:57] Touka's Mom
But I really do love you, Touka.
[11:06] Touka
Damn it...
[11:08] Touka
This was four years ago already.
[11:11] Touka
Give me a damn break...
[11:20] Yuna
Now it's a battlefield?!
[11:22] Touka
Yeah, so be careful!
[11:26] Touka
What happens if we die here?
[11:30] Touka
What's with the grim expression?
[11:32] Yuna
N-Nothing.
[11:37] Yuna
What is that sound?
[11:39] Touka
That's right. This was the day...
[11:41] Touka
that all of humanity stopped fighting.
[11:45] Touka
The day the Gates of Hell opened.
[11:51] Yuna
You saw it?
[11:52] Touka
Yeah.
[11:55] Touka
We better scram too!
[12:03] Touka
Nothing in particular happened on this day.
[12:06] Touka
Let's hurry up and advance more.
[12:09] Yuna
Something must have happened!
[12:10] Yuna
Everything we've been through
so far was of significance.
[12:13] Yuna
I mean, where did that wound come from?
[12:16] Touka
Oh, yeah, I got kinda whacked
by a devil on this day.
[12:20] Touka
But it's no big deal, okay?
[12:21] Yuna
Touka!
[12:22] Yuna
I never even imagined you were
going through all this...
[12:27] Yuna
When you made it back, I took it for granted
and blamed you for being gone.
[12:32] Yuna
Why...
[12:34] Yuna
Why didn't you tell me?
[12:36] Yuna
Weren't we childhood friends?
[12:38] Touka
How was I supposed to...
[12:41] Yuna
I know everything.
[12:44] Yuna
Even infected with
the devil-conversion spell,
[12:47] Yuna
I can still see and hear what's
going on around me.
[12:50] Yuna
I think my consciousness is the only thing
that escaped the magical hold on my soul.
[12:56] Yuna
So I heard your conversation with Milly.
[12:58] Yuna
That you came to save us three years ago.
[13:04] Yuna
And yet I... I was always going on and on
about the hero and chewing you out.
[13:10] Yuna
Even though you barely
even made it back to us...
[13:14] Yuna
I'm sorry.
[13:16] Yuna
The one who truly saved me...
It was you, Touka.
[13:21] Touka
The hell are you apologizing for?
[13:24] Touka
It was the hero who saved you.
[13:26] Touka
And I only came back 'cause I wanted to.
[13:31] Touka
I mean it when I said nothing
really happened on this day.
[13:34] Touka
It was just the day I read your letter.
[13:40] (Flashback) Touka
Yeah, fine, whatever.
[13:43] (Flashback) Touka
Gonna die in some unknown land,
all alone and with nothing...
[13:47] (Flashback) Touka
A shitty end to a shitty life.
[13:53] (Flashback) Touka
Hey, yeah. I never read this, did I?
[13:57] (Flashback) Touka
"I'll make up with you
when you get back," huh?
[14:02] (Flashback) Touka
Wait a minute! Is that it?!
[14:05] (Flashback) Touka
No "I have faith that you'll return to me"?
[14:08] (Flashback) Touka
Or "Even if we're far apart,
I'll never forget you"?!
[14:14] (Flashback) Touka
Even at the bitter end, I don't get forgiven?
[14:17] (Flashback) Touka
What a load of crap.
[14:19] (Flashback) Touka
How the hell am I supposed to die like this?
[14:24] Touka
Boy, that pissed me off, y'know?
[14:27] Yuna
W-Well, I had no idea you'd
been through all this...
[14:30] Touka
But it was so like you, Yuna,
that it made me miss home.
[14:34] Touka
I don't know if I could've recovered
if not for what you wrote.
[14:39] Touka
Yuna, you say that I saved you,
[14:43] Touka
but between this day,
[14:45] Touka
and the day we first met,
[14:47] Touka
and you coming on this journey with me...
[14:50] Touka
It's always been you saving me.
[14:56] Touka
So, with that being the situation and all,
[14:58] Touka
I'm pretty sure I should be
telling you not to apologize.
[15:01] Touka
That's on me for not actually
being there to save you for real.
[15:04] Touka
Seriously, that stupid letter saving me
bugged me so much
[15:08] Touka
that I never wanted to bring it up.
[15:18] Touka
A high-rank devil?!
[15:19] Yuna
Were you attacked by a high-rank
devil today, too?
[15:22] Touka
No, I've never seen that thing before.
[15:25] Yuna
What?
[15:25] Nefu
Honestly, my dear Touka Scott.
[15:27] Nefu
A man talking to himself
is so boring to watch.
[15:30] Nefu
There's nothing I love better
than peeking into human memories.
[15:36] Nefu
It's a pleasure I just can't get in Hell!
[15:39] Nefu
Yet all you're doing is talking to yourself.
[15:42] Nefu
I need you to play your role,
or else this is no fun for me.
[15:46] Touka
So this world is your doing, huh?
[15:50] Nefu
Precisely!
[15:52] Nefu
It's a bit like a dream world, you see.
[15:55] Nefu
In the real world,
you're fast asleep at my side.
[16:00] Nefu
Once I tire of their memories,
[16:01] Nefu
I typically come inside
to devour my victim.
[16:04] Nefu
But I've never gotten bored
so quickly before.
[16:07] Touka
Damn it. This is bad.
[16:09] Touka
Why'd the spellcaster have to
be a high-rank devil?
[16:12] Touka
Let's run, Yuna!
[16:14] Nefu
A pity there's no way out.
[16:17] Nefu
The only way to escape is to defeat me,
[16:20] Nefu
but that's certainly not possible, is it?
[16:23] Touka
What a polite little devil!
[16:25] Touka
Consider my destination set now.
[16:28] Touka
I'm gonna keep sprinting...
[16:29] Touka
until I reach my finest hour!
[16:36] Touka
Sion the hero could take out
a high-rank devil.
[16:39] Touka
Hey, hero!
[16:40] Touka
A high-rank devil is on the way.
[16:42] Touka
Go beat it, okay?!
[16:44] Sion
Huh?
[16:45] Sion
Why should I do the bidding
of a little piece of trash like you?
[16:49] Yuna
Who's that?!
[16:50] Touka
Damn it!
[16:51] Touka
I was a fool to ask
that twisted freak for help!
[16:54] Yuna
The devil's altering Touka's memories now?!
[17:01] Yuna
The legendary hero was
defeated that easily?!
[17:04] Touka
We can't stay here.
[17:05] Touka
Let's move on!
[17:08] Touka
Why'd we have to wind up here?!
[17:13] Touka
Not good!
[17:16] Touka
Kyle!
[17:17] Touka
Yeah, he could do the job!
[17:21] Nefu
They're nothing but memories.
[17:24] Nefu
Before me, this world's creator, they are...
[17:27] Nefu
Powerless!
[17:28] Nefu
Powerless!
[17:29] Nefu
Powerless!
[17:34] Touka
Good, we finally made it here.
[17:36] Touka
And I'm as strong as I was then.
[17:38] Touka
Now I can fight him!
[17:41] Nefu
You wish to fight me on your best day?
[17:44] Nefu
A wise decision.
[17:46] Touka
Don't tell me you can steal
that power from me, too?
[17:49] Nefu
If only I could.
[17:52] Nefu
Alas, I can only manipulate
products of pure memory.
[17:57] Nefu
I cannot tamper with your own
memories of yourself.
[18:02] Nefu
There's so much I can't do.
It's really quite pathetic.
[18:06] Nefu
Souls are all I can eat, and to eat,
I must attack in the world of memories.
[18:12] Nefu
And while I'm inside your memories,
I'm defenseless in the real world.
[18:17] Nefu
If a third party kills me or
you're awakened from your slumber,
[18:21] Nefu
the spell breaks automatically.
[18:23] Touka
Yeah, talk about a ton of weaknesses.
[18:26] Touka
Are you telling me all this 'cause
you've given up on our fight?
[18:30] Nefu
Oh, not at all!
[18:32] Nefu
I'm saying that even given such weaknesses,
you cannot defeat me.
[18:36] Nefu
One reason for that is because,
[18:38] Nefu
in the real world, my dear friends
are fighting your companions!
[18:43] Nefu
In other words, there's no one
to save you on the outside.
[18:47] Nefu
Another reason is because...
[18:49] Nefu
you simply don't have the power
to inflict a single scratch upon me.
[18:54] Touka
Oh, please. I'm in Sion the hero's body.
[18:57] Nefu
Go on and try it, then.
[19:00] Touka
I'm on it!
[19:02] Touka
No need...
[19:03] Touka
to even ask!
[19:05] Touka
I can't hit him!
[19:07] Nefu
It's all pointless, you see.
[19:09] Nefu
This world is a creation of my magic,
[19:13] Nefu
meaning I can read
all your thoughts in advance.
[19:17] Touka
In that case...
[19:18] Touka
I'll have to face you without thinking.
[19:22] Touka
Wuh?
[19:23] Yuna
He really did stop thinking!
[19:27] Nefu
That is indeed how to fight me...
[19:29] Nefu
if only you were capable of it.
[19:32] Nefu
I'm so disappointed.
[19:34] Nefu
The man who killed the legendary
hero led such a sad, average life.
[19:40] Nefu
I pity Sion for falling at the hands
of someone so dull.
[19:47] Touka
I'm getting pretty sick
of that stupid laugh of yours.
[19:51] Touka
Barging into someone's mind
and writing their life off as dull?
[19:55] Touka
Sounds like you're the dull one!
[19:58] Touka
Some asshole who's never held anyone dear
would never understand.
[20:03] Touka
Even if I had the chance
to live another life,
[20:06] Touka
I'd still choose this one!
[20:09] Touka
'Cause a life without Yuna and the others
[20:11] Touka
would really be a shitty life to me!
[20:14] Nefu
Well, then...
[20:17] Nefu
That's a pity.
[20:18] Nefu
Because that life is now over!
[20:24] Nefu
Eh?
[20:24] Nefu
That action just now...
[20:26] Nefu
I didn't see it coming.
[20:28] Yuna
I knew it. He can't see me at all.
[20:32] Touka
Gotcha.
[20:33] Touka
His magic can't account for the weird
situation of two souls in the same body.
[20:41] Nefu
Two souls?
[20:43] Nefu
I thought perhaps he'd just gone mad,
[20:46] Nefu
but is there truly someone else inside him?
[20:49] Yuna
I'm gonna get on your back.
[20:52] Touka
Her thighs... And they're wrapped around me?!
[20:55] Yuna
Don't give one thought to how
you move your arms, all right?
[20:59] Touka
R-Right.
[21:00] Touka
It's gonna be hard for me to think
about much right now anyway.
[21:03] Yuna
Here we go!
[21:05] Touka
You see that?
[21:06] Touka
Behold our first real liaison together!
[21:09] Yuna
Don't say things that
could be misinterpreted!
[21:12] Nefu
What in the world?
[21:14] Nefu
The one I can't detect is in control?
[21:17] Nefu
Still, he should be cognizant
of what he's doing.
[21:21] Nefu
If I read that...
[21:23] Touka
Thighs... Thighs...
[21:25] Touka
Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...
[21:28] Touka
Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...
[21:29] sign
Thighs...
[21:29] sign
Thighs...
[21:29] sign
Thighs...
[21:32] sign
Thighs...
[21:32] Nefu
His entire mental process
is overwhelmed by thighs!
[21:33] sign
Thighs...
[21:36] Nefu
What a truly base creature.
[21:39] Nefu
Humans are such brilliant beings,
[21:41] Nefu
yet this one is trash beneath
even a low-rank devil!
[21:44] Nefu
I-I've got to escape.
[21:45] Nefu
I don't want to die in memories like—
[21:51] Yuna
We may never see each other again after this.
[21:54] Touka
Huh?
[21:56] Touka
Hey, screw that.
[21:57] Touka
This time, I'm gonna save you for sure.
[22:00] Touka
So don't you worry. Just sit tight.
[22:03] Yuna
Okay. I'll be waiting.
[22:16] Touka (Yuna)
This is reality... right?
[22:21] Touka (Yuna)
Yuna?!
[22:23] Yuna
N-No way! You can see me?
[22:25] Touka (Yuna)
Yeah.
[22:25] Touka (Yuna)
So am I looking at your consciousness now?
[22:28] Yuna
Hey! Don't just touch me like that!
[22:31] Anri
Sir Touka!
[22:32] Touka (Yuna)
Hey, you guys are okay?
[22:35] Touka (Yuna)
The enemy said the workshop
was attacked, so...
[22:38] Anri
Indeed. So were you attacked as well?
[22:41] Anri
We just defeated our assailants.
[22:44] Touka (Yuna)
Heck, what was I so worried about?
[22:46] Marguerite
In other news, Touka...
[22:48] Marguerite
We finished repairs
to the enchanted carriage!
[22:50] Marguerite
Now we can set course for Elvania!
[22:53] sign
Meanwhile
[22:58] Siruela
"Run your own investigations"?
[23:01] Siruela
That piece of shit! I should've
had him put to death!
[23:05] Rosale
What's the matter, Dame Siruela?
[23:09] sign
Rosale Charis
Court Magician
[23:12] Siruela
I asked the hero to investigate where
the astral form you witnessed flew off to,
[23:17] Siruela
but he turned me down.
[23:19] Rosale
Ah, you mean the necromancer
who gave Leland access to necromancy?
[23:23] Rosale
I've taken my own measures on that front.
[23:27] Rosale
I suspect they've located the enemy
base right around now...
[23:32] Rosale
The elites of my Order of Magical Warriors.
[23:37] sign
14 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
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[00:02] Anri
Possession necromancy!
[00:05] sign
Using 2 soma drops
Mana level 1 → 7
[00:05] Touka
Back to this stupid body, huh?
[00:08] Yuna
I'm just glad you're out of mine!
That was disgusting.
[00:11] Touka
We were doing just fine that way, though!
[00:14] Touka
Forcing me out could've cost me
the ability to see you.
[00:16] Yuna
But it didn't, so who cares?
[00:19] Marguerite
Er, might I ask to whom you're speaking?
[00:21] Touka
Huh? Oh, Yuna's right there.
[00:27] Anri
Dame Yuna! Whatever happened to you?!
[00:29] Milly
But I recognize that jawline!
It's definitely her!
[00:32] Yuna
How is that me?!
[00:33] Touka
I'm talking about Yuna's consciousness.
[00:36] Touka
An astral projection of it.
[00:38] Anri/Milly
Her consciousness?
[00:39] Touka
I dunno how it happened,
but since leaving the memory world,
[00:42] Touka
I've been able to see her.
[00:45] Anri
Mana sight!
[00:48] Anri
Ah, so that there is
Dame Yuna's consciousness?
[00:51] Anri
Perhaps your prolonged possession of her body
has forged a connection between your souls.
[00:57] Touka
We're connected?
[00:58] Anri
Indeed.
[00:59] Anri
I can see the mana threads.
[01:01] Anri
The reason you dragged Dame Yuna
into the world of your memories,
[01:05] Anri
and the reason you can see her now,
[01:07] Anri
must be due to this connection between you.
[01:12] Touka
She says we've got a connection!
[01:14] Yuna
Which I find pretty creepy. Don't you?
[01:16] Milly
But what do we do with my sister's body?
[01:18] Milly
If Papa finds her like this...
[01:20] Yuna
I certainly don't want you
possessing me anymore!
[01:23] Touka
Fine, I get it.
[01:25] Touka
Let's tie her up and hide her
in the trunk in the enchanted carriage.
[01:29] Touka
If we tell him she went back to the village
or something, he'll probably buy it.
[01:32] Fieri
I don't think I will.
[01:38] sign
HE'S DEAD
[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[01:46] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:50] sign
THE
[01:51] sign
LEGEN
[01:51] sign
DARY
[01:52] sign
HERO
[01:52] sign
IS
[01:53] sign
DEAD
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
[01:59] [SONG] Lyrics
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
[02:05] [SONG] Lyrics
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics
And who wants that?
[02:12] [SONG] Lyrics
You and I, we're just corpses
[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[02:20] [SONG] Lyrics
From one marionette to another, I say...
[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics
How about we cut our strings together?
[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics
Let's get dancing!
[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:39] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, we're already dead
[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics
Even if I collapse and my body decays
[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
[03:07] sign
Episode 10
[03:07] sign
The Raid of the Legendary Hero
[03:08] Dott
When I was placed in charge of this city,
[03:10] Dott
I decided to use it to enhance my personal wealth.
[03:12] Dott
I built the facilities that the city lacked,
[03:16] Dott
so that when the time came,
I could make even more money!
[03:20] Dott
However...
[03:22] Dott
At some point, the citizens
began to respect me!
[03:26] Dott
It was a pretty nice feeling!
[03:29] Citizens
Mayor!
[03:33] Belarco
We've arrived at the capital.
[03:36] Belarco
Only thirteen or fourteen hours remain.
[03:39] Belarco
Even if we inform His Majesty,
it may be too late.
[03:43] Belarco
What troubles you?
[03:45] Dott
I've been such a fool.
[03:49] Friedrich
Diego, you need to stop sending
in assassins haphazardly.
[03:54] Friedrich
Ethel betrayed us.
[03:55] Friedrich
Nefu has been slain,
his magic crystal likely taken.
[03:59] Friedrich
Everything you do just
makes them more powerful.
[04:02] Diego
Come now, don't tell me
you're losing your nerve.
[04:06] Diego
I can see your nose running there.
[04:08] Friedrich
You know that's unrelated.
[04:10] Diego
You know I'll win in the end,
no matter how powerful our foe may be.
[04:21] Leven
Damn, I missed!
[04:23] Diego
Excellent timing.
[04:24] Diego
I'll use these fools as a demonstration.
[04:28] Diego
That should stop your
nose from running, right?
[04:31] Friedrich
You know that's unrelated.
[04:34] Siruela
A type of clairvoyance
to see through the eyes of another?
[04:37] Rosale
Yes.
[04:38] Rosale
It appears the Order of Magical Warriors
has engaged the necromancers.
[04:43] Leven
It's over, necromancer!
[04:45] Dominique
That was too easy.
[04:47] Dominique
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
[04:51] Diego
There's one down!
[04:54] Leven
The ability to regenerate
from decapitation?
[04:56] Leven
It's almost like...
[04:58] Diego
Yes, the power of the Infernal Generals.
[05:02] Diego
By using one of their bodies,
preserved here, like a magic crystal,
[05:04] Diego
I have an Infernal General's
regenerative power at my disposal!
[05:09] Leven
Thanks for the explanation.
[05:15] Diego
The blood magic doesn't come
from the Infernal General, though.
[05:20] Dominique
Commander!
[05:21] Dominique
We don't have time to deal with peons,
[05:24] Dominique
you snot-nosed bastard!
[05:29] Dominique
How?!
[05:30] Dominique
What just happened?!
[05:31] Friedrich
That was too easy.
[05:33] Friedrich
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
[05:38] Dominique
P-Please spare me.
[05:40] Dominique
I'll do anything you ask!
[05:44] Diego
Still trying to beat me?
[05:47] Diego
You've got me in tears.
[05:49] Diego
In honor of your bravery,
I'll show you my full power.
[05:53] Diego
Remote necromancy.
[05:57] Diego
Infernal General Vertex!
[06:01] Diego
Now...
[06:02] Diego
Cry lots of tears for me as you perish.
[06:07] Magical Warrior 2
Damn it, stay back! Stay back!
[06:13] Rosele
My Order of Magical Warriors...
SIGN The Infernal Generals...
SIGN I never expected to see them oppose us even in death.
[06:22] Siruela
If our enemy attacked the capital
with power like that,
[06:25] Siruela
we would never survive.
SIGN Then we shall strike first!
SIGN Muster a fighting force and sortie to Elvania!
SIGN We will stop them before they can start!
[06:35] Dott
Your Majesty! You must sortie at once!
[06:37] Dott
There's no time to waste!
SIGN Who goes there? The mayor of Moaran and Twin-Spear Belarco?
[06:43] Minister 1
Twin-Spear Belarco?
[06:45] Minister 1
He's the man who slew
a hundred devils at once!
[06:48] Minister 2
I heard it was a hundred high-rank devils!
SIGN Why say you there's no time to waste?
[06:54] Dott
A devil in the necromancers' service
[06:57] Dott
is on the verge of turning
the people of Moaran into devils!
[07:01] Dott
We barely have twelve hours left!
[07:04] Dott
The legendary hero is doing his best,
[07:06] Dott
but Elvania is overrun by devils,
[07:09] Dott
and his party alone stands little chance.
SIGN But it will take days to gather a proper fighting force.
[07:14] Dott
Regardless, you must act!
[07:16] Dott
If only companions of the legendary hero...
[07:19] Dott
I beg of you!
[07:20] Dott
I'll do whatever it takes!
[07:22] Dott
Money is no object for me!
[07:23] Dott
Please, save my citizens!
[07:26] Dott
Although I'm their mayor,
[07:28] Dott
I'm a terrible person who's only thought
about myself and my own profits!
[07:32] Dott
Yet, in spite of that,
my citizens still respected me.
[07:38] Dott
And I've finally come to realize...
[07:41] Dott
I really care about them!
[07:44] Dott
They're a true treasure I don't want to lose!
[07:47] Belarco
I beseech you too.
[07:48] Dott
Belarco!
[07:50] Dott
And the horse!
[07:51] Siruela
Rise, Dott Burns.
[07:53] Siruela
Your Majesty, permit me to mobilize
the Knights and our enchanted ship.
SIGN But against an enemy so powerful that even Belarco requests aid,
SIGN even if we send the Knights...
[08:03] Siruela
Not just the Knights.
[08:06] Siruela
I'm going to ask for his help as well.
[08:09] Dott
Who in the world are we going to meet?
[08:11] Siruela
I found him walking naked through the capital
a few days ago and arrested him.
[08:15] Dott
He was streaking?!
[08:17] Kyle
I see...
[08:18] Kyle
I understand why you'd request my aid.
[08:22] Kyle
With Sion gone,
[08:24] Kyle
I'm now the world's most superior specimen.
[08:27] sign
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; "Pinnacle of Humanity"
[08:27] Kyle
The very pinnacle of humanity.
[08:32] Fieri
Part of the reason this happened was that
I left Yuna behind to go on my journey.
[08:38] Fieri
So I'll forgive you.
[08:40] Fieri
But...
[08:42] Fieri
Only if you agree to convert
to the Church of Tits!
[08:45] Touka
Tits rule, man!
[08:46] Fieri
That's right! Tits do rule!
[08:49] Marguerite
Touka, can you hear me?
[08:51] Marguerite
This is Marguerite.
[08:53] Touka
Wow, I can totally hear you!
[08:56] Ledo
That magical transceiver
I built is impressive, eh?
[09:00] Ledo
It should let you communicate
all through the Elvanian area.
[09:04] Ledo
And...
[09:05] Ledo
I pity that poor girl,
having to stand around naked...
[09:09] Ledo
Just put this on her real body.
[09:12] Ledo
Clothing made from devil hide
transmits via mana.
[09:16] Ledo
It should project onto her astral form too.
[09:20] Yuna
Well, it's better than
being naked, at least,
[09:24] Yuna
but it's a bit on the fetishy side...
[09:26] Touka
Nah, it looks great on you!
[09:29] Touka
You've got great taste, old man!
[09:32] Touka
You've been a huge help with everything.
[09:34] Ledo
Oh, please. I'd do anything for my grandson.
[09:38] Touka
But we told you all about that.
[09:40] Touka
Sion is—
[09:42] Ledo
Oh, I know what's going on.
[09:44] Fieri
Touka! It's time to move out!
[09:46] Touka
R-Right!
[09:48] Yuna
By the way, how did he know I was naked?
[09:52] Ledo
My vision may be failing me,
[09:54] Ledo
but in exchange, I've gained
the ability to see mana and souls.
[09:58] Ledo
Keep them safe, Sion.
[10:01] Ethel
You really going?
[10:03] Ethel
I warned you, though.
[10:05] Ethel
Don't blame me if things go south.
[10:07] Touka
Yeah.
[10:08] Touka
I promised we'd go our
separate ways here, Master.
[10:11] Ethel
Sheesh. Touka's got such
a soft spot for me.
[10:15] Ethel
Even so, we're still enemies.
[10:17] Ethel
It's time to harden my heart and—
[10:19] Touka
Okay, heading out!
[10:23] Ethel
Hey!
[10:25] Ethel
Touka! How could you just
leave without a word?!
[10:29] Touka
Got me a master!
[10:31] Touka
C'mon, despite what you say,
I know you've got a soft spot for me.
[10:35] Touka
I figured if I left like that,
you'd worry I didn't like you
[10:38] Touka
and come running after me!
[10:39] Touka
Looks like I was right!
[10:41] Ethel
Y-You...
[10:43] Touka
So it's time to pick your poison.
[10:46] Touka
What'll it be? You wanna do this
as our ally, or as a hostage?
[10:50] Ethel
D-Damn you...
[10:52] Ethel
You shitty student!
[10:54] Touka
The shittiest!
[10:58] Siruela
Isaac, you didn't have to come with us.
[10:59] sign
Enchanted Ship of the Farom Knighthood
Naglfar
[11:03] Isaac
I'm sorry. I couldn't stop
worrying about Her Highness!
[11:06] Siruela
I can't believe you helped her
run away like that.
[11:09] Siruela
Honestly...
[11:14] Kyle
Fancy running into a man who couldn't
even beat a mid-rank devil here.
[11:20] Siruela
You seem awfully confident, Kyle Ozment.
[11:22] Siruela
We're going up against the Four
Infernal Generals, you know.
[11:26] Kyle
But the legendary hero will be there, yes?
[11:28] Kyle
I see nothing to worry about.
[11:30] Siruela
But that legendary hero is—
[11:31] Kyle
Touka, isn't he?
[11:33] Siruela
You... You knew about that?!
[11:36] Kyle
I'll kill Touka and become Sion the hero.
[11:39] Kyle
And then...
[11:40] Kyle
I'll slay Anri, the other necromancers,
and the Four Infernal Generals all by myself!
[11:48] Touka
Almost there, right?
[11:50] Milly
Touka, do you know why
I became a legendary hero?
[11:53] Touka
Huh? Where's this coming from?
[11:56] Milly
I did it because I have a dream of creating
a peaceful world and restoring Elvania.
[12:02] Milly
I want...
[12:03] Milly
to take back those days we spent in Elvania!
[12:09] Touka
Then I guess we're gonna need Yuna.
[12:11] Milly
Yeah, totally!
[12:14] Ethel
Elvania's nearly in sight. Get ready.
[12:17] Touka
Master... You're really gonna help us?
[12:20] Ethel
I've never been pleased
about Diego's methods.
[12:23] Touka
I hear you! You just love your student
so much, you can't help yourself!
[12:28] Ethel
Listen to the words I say!
[12:30] Touka
Now then... it's safe to assume
Titty Devil is in those ruins, right?
[12:35] Ethel
Yeah.
[12:36] Ethel
That's their home base, after all.
[12:38] Touka
Then let's do this like we planned, Master.
[12:41] Touka
You too, Anri. Get the timing just right.
[12:43] Anri
Indeed!
[12:47] Touka
I'll shield us with the Sacred Sword!
[12:49] Touka
Shannon, use the X-ray crystal!
[13:01] Diego
Welcome, legendary hero and company!
[13:03] Diego
I'm impressed you made it this far!
[13:06] Touka
The Bloody Tears jerk...
[13:08] Touka
I appreciate the lavish welcome.
[13:10] Diego
Only the best for my favorite playmate!
[13:14] Diego
But you'd better show me a hell of a time!
[13:16] Touka
Hah! That's my line—
[13:22] Ethel
Even an invincible zombie can be slain
[13:24] Ethel
if you destroy the soul
with a mana-infused weapon.
[13:29] Ethel
Sorry, Touka.
[13:30] Ethel
As your master, I felt
an obligation to kill you myself.
[13:33] Diego
You didn't betray us after all?
[13:36] Ethel
I was just waiting for my chance.
[13:38] Ethel
If you doubt me,
see for yourself with mana sight.
[13:40] Ethel
Touka's soul has been completely destroyed.
[13:45] Diego
Well, you're right about that...
[13:48] Diego
You really had me fooled!
[13:51] Diego
I'd expect no less from
the woman who betrayed humanity.
[13:53] Diego
You didn't even hesitate
to kill your own student!
[13:56] Diego
Still, it's a shame to see such a highly
anticipated game ended so quickly.
[14:01] Ethel
So very sorry.
[14:04] Ethel
You can play however you like with the rest.
[14:06] Ethel
I'm going to hand the body
over to Mr. Snot-Nose.
[14:11] Ethel
Now the rest is up to you, Touka...
[14:16] Touka
Infiltration complete!
[14:18] Touka
Now I get how that Bloody Tears jerk survived
[14:21] Touka
even after I killed
the devil he was possessing.
[14:24] Touka
If Anri calls off her possession necromancy
the instant before the attack hits,
[14:29] Touka
I can bail out before dying.
[14:31] Touka
And when that jerk sees the empty shell
of a corpse, he'll naturally assume I'm toast.
[14:37] Touka
And Elvania here is our home turf.
[14:40] Touka
I know this city from top to bottom.
[14:43] Touka
If we follow this sewer—
[14:45] Anri
Sir Touka! I wish to accompany you!
[14:47] Touka
Accompany me?
[14:49] Touka
They're gonna get suspicious
if they don't see you up there!
[14:52] Anri
It's all right.
[14:53] Anri
I left a duplicate.
[14:55] Anri
And even if they do notice, they won't care.
[14:59] Anri
Any infiltration I run by myself
is doomed to end in failure,
[15:03] Anri
since I'm considered a failure
among necromancers.
[15:06] Anri
But even so...
[15:07] Anri
I believe I can be of help to you, Sir Touka.
[15:12] Touka
Darn it. Guess I can't stop you, then.
[15:15] Touka
This'll be our first fight as a trio
since we threw down with Kyle.
[15:20] Anri
So you truly can use the Sacred Sword
even in your original body?
[15:24] Touka
Yup.
[15:25] Touka
Maybe it really did choose me after all.
[15:28] Anri
Indeed! Surely it must be so!
[15:31] Anri
You've become a legendary hero
to surpass the legendary hero!
[15:36] Touka
Gotta say... this body's way more
out of shape than Sion's or Yuna's!
[15:41] Yuna
Maybe that's your cue
to work out a little more?
[15:44] Touka
I don't need big guns to live the slow life!
[15:47] Touka
And hey, are you floating?!
[15:49] Anri
Sir Touka! The ruins!
[15:54] Touka
Now...
[15:55] Touka
Time to find Titty Devil and—
[15:58] Yuna
Touka?
[15:58] Anri
Sir Touka?!
[16:00] Touka
Y-Yeah, haven't been
in this body for a while...
[16:02] Touka
I just lost my balance.
[16:05] Touka
My nose is bleeding.
[16:07] Touka
My head's pounding, too.
[16:09] Touka
Is it from using possession
necromancy too many times?
[16:12] Touka
Or maybe I shouldn't have
used so many soma drops...
[16:17] Touka
Whatever.
[16:18] Touka
This isn't so bad that I can't endure it.
[16:20] Touka
I can't afford to fall apart
until I save Yuna.
[16:23] Devil A
Did you hear something?
[16:26] Touka
Not good!
[16:27] Touka
Form Change!
[16:31] Devil A
Oh, it's a radish.
[16:33] Devil B
Yeah, a pretty big radish.
[16:35] Yuna
Why did you go with a radish?
[16:37] Devil A
What's a giant radish doing here?
[16:40] Devil B
Suspicious. Let's investigate.
[16:45] Touka
Guess the stealth part of the mission's over.
[16:47] Touka
Anri, you're up.
[16:50] Touka
If we possess low-rank devils,
we can infiltrate and gather info easy.
[16:54] Touka
We can stash my body
in the Coffin of the Living,
[16:57] Touka
and carry you around
as a "captured intruder."
[17:02] Yuna
Those people... They're going to be killed!
[17:05] Devil B (Touka)
But if we pick a fight,
it'll blow our cover!
[17:08] Devil A (Anri)
Indeed!
[17:11] Devil A (Anri)
Attention, everyone!
[17:12] Devil A (Anri)
The hero's party is attacking!
[17:15] Devil A (Anri)
You've got to get into the city and fight!
[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A
Shaddap!
[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A
We don't take orders from low-rank devils!
[17:20] Mid-ranked devil B
Get outta here! We do what we want!
[17:24] Devil A (Anri)
Sir Touka... They yelled at me.
[17:26] Devil B (Touka)
Got it. If they won't listen
to a low-rank devil...
[17:30] High-ranked devil
Boobs... Boobs...
[17:34] Adventurer
P-Please spare us!
[17:36] Devil B (Touka)
Hold it!
[17:37] Devil B (Touka)
I'm the wandering high-rank devil, Tou—
[17:40] Devil B (Touka)
Er, Tuuka!
[17:41] High-ranked devil
You stay out of this!
[17:43] Devil B (Touka)
I love watching humans get tormented.
[17:45] Devil B (Touka)
So I totally get you.
[17:47] Yuna
What? You do?
[17:49] Devil B (Touka)
Of course not!
[17:50] Devil B (Touka)
I've been studying human culture,
[17:52] Devil B (Touka)
and I've learned a way to increase
our enjoyment of them 120 percent!
[17:56] Crowd
A hundred and twenty percent?!
[17:58] Crowd
Awesome!
[18:00] Devil B (Touka)
Don't worry. I'm actually human.
[18:03] Devil B (Touka)
I wanna save you right away,
but I can't afford to cause a commotion.
[18:07] Devil B (Touka)
Buy us some time, would you?
[18:09] Devil B (Touka)
Put these on.
[18:11] Devil B (Touka)
I've learned something on my travels!
[18:14] Devil B (Touka)
We devils are all pervs!
[18:16] Devil B (Touka)
The way to increase enjoyment
of human women by 120 percent...
[18:20] Devil B (Touka)
is to...
[18:21] Devil B (Touka)
get 'em naked in stockings!
[18:23] Yuna
You are one miserable creep.
[18:25] Devil B (Touka)
There's plenty more we can get out of 'em!
[18:27] Devil B (Touka)
When I return,
I'll show you lots more awesome stuff!
[18:31] Devil B (Touka)
Be back to save you later!
[18:34] Low-ranked Devil C
Mr. Tuuka! Wait a minute!
[18:37] Low-ranked Devil D
We were so moved by what you did!
[18:39] Low-ranked Devil C
Ever since Diego showed up,
under his influence,
[18:42] Low-ranked Devil C
they've come to enjoy
the most awful tortures!
[18:45] Low-ranked Devil D
Even though our queen taught us that
just because humans are food,
[18:51] Low-ranked Devil D
we don't have to torment them unnecessarily!
[18:53] Devil B (Touka)
Your queen?
[18:54] Low-ranked Devil C
But you cured them of their
thirst for blood in an instant!
[18:58] Low-ranked Devil D
I bet you can save her!
[19:00] Low-ranked Devil D
Save our queen, Lady Adele,
from Diego's control!
[19:03] Devil B (Touka)
Wait, ain't she the one behind
turning those humans into devils?
[19:08] Low-ranked Devil C
Yes! That's our splendid queen!
[19:14] Touka
Found you, Titty Devil!
[19:16] Yuna
We're down to an hour and a half.
[19:19] Yuna
If she gets away and summons allies,
we're doomed!
[19:22] Yuna
We've got to do this in one strike.
[19:24] Devil B (Touka)
No problem.
[19:25] Devil B (Touka)
We'll put her to sleep and do it for sure.
[19:27] Yuna
Put her to sleep?
[19:28] Touka
Master said Nefu's spell
lets you put anyone to sleep
[19:32] Touka
if you touch their head
and say the magic word.
[19:36] Touka
But it won't work
if they've got their guard up.
[19:39] Touka
So I need her to let hers down.
[19:41] Adele
Who are you?
[19:42] Devil B (Touka)
I'm Tuuka!
[19:44] Devil B (Touka)
I'm a wandering high-rank devil,
drawn here by belief in your ideals!
[19:49] Adele
To turn half of humanity into devils
and the other half into cattle,
[19:53] Adele
creating a world in which humans
and devils live in harmony...
[19:57] Adele
Is that the ideal you speak of?
[19:59] Low-ranked Devil D
Mr. Tuuka cured the others
of their madness in an instant!
[20:04] Low-ranked Devil D
Let's work with him
to achieve our ideal world!
[20:08] Low-ranked Devil D
If Diego kills all the humans,
[20:11] Low-ranked Devil D
we have no future!
[20:13] Adele
Our ideal world...
[20:15] Adele
But turning on Lord Diego will see
many of our own kind purged.
[20:21] Devil B (Touka)
Then we should convince Diego, too!
[20:23] Devil B (Touka)
I'll help you do it.
[20:25] Devil B (Touka)
I know humans better than anyone.
[20:28] Touka
If we talk to Diego together,
he'll understand.
[20:33] Devil B (Touka)
I believe destiny has brought us together.
[20:36] Devil B (Touka)
I was born to help you realize
your ideal world with you.
[20:40] Devil B (Touka)
Oh, I know!
[20:41] Devil B (Touka)
There's a human custom
[20:43] Devil B (Touka)
where you touch each other's
foreheads as a sign of friendship.
[20:48] Adele
Touch each other's foreheads?
[20:49] Devil B (Touka)
Yeah. The head houses the soul, no?
[20:53] Devil B (Touka)
It indicates a linking of souls.
[20:55] Devil B (Touka)
In other words, our two hearts
forming a connection.
[20:59] Adele
That's a lovely custom.
[21:01] Yuna
First I've heard of it, though.
[21:03] Devil B (Touka)
Now, place your finger here.
[21:05] Devil B (Touka)
We're comrades striving for the same ideal.
[21:09] Adele
I thank you.
[21:10] Adele
I'm so glad I met you.
[21:14] Touka
I win!
[21:16] Low-ranked Devil D
Lady Adele?!
[21:17] Low-ranked Devil D
Mr. Tuuka, what happened?!
[21:18] Devil B (Touka)
I put her to sleep with a spell!
[21:22] Anri
I was a necromancer the whole time!
[21:24] Devil B (Touka)
And I'm actually a human inside!
[21:27] Devil B (Touka)
Titty Devil dies here and now!
[21:29] Devil B (Touka)
You ain't never gettin' your ideal world!
[21:31] Devil B (Touka)
Sucks for you!
[21:33] Yuna
Why does Touka sound like the villain here?!
[21:37] Devil B (Touka)
Time to end this!
[21:42] Devil B (Touka)
Crap!
[21:42] Devil B (Touka)
Quick, Anri! Return me!
[21:47] Touka
That was a close call...
[21:53] Touka
Anri?
[21:55] Anri
You're... still alive?
[22:01] Friedrich
It's been a long time, Anri.
[22:03] Anri
Yes, it has... Brother.
[22:06] sign
1 hour and 10 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:09] sign
Next Time
[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics
"Fine, just for you..."
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
Come a little closer, now
[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
This sweetest trap of romance
[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics
In this literal pit I dug!
[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics
Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics
In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
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[00:06] Diego
So they made it inside, did they?
[00:09] Diego
The legendary hero is inside!
[00:11] Diego
If you want to hunt him down,
return to the ruins!
[00:14] Milly
No way! They found Touka?!
[00:17] Touka
We're safe for now.
[00:18] Touka
Distract them a little longer, would you?
[00:21] Milly
Distract them...?
[00:24] Milly
Oh, no—
[00:24] Milly
No way! What is this stuff?!
[00:29] Devil 1
I'm staying here.
[00:30] Devil 2
Me too.
[00:31] Devil 3
I'm all over this!
[00:31] Milly
What the hell is with these guys?!
[00:32] Marguerite
Devils are all such perverts!
[00:35] Marguerite
In that case...
[00:36] Marguerite
I shall do my part!
[00:38] Marguerite
We've been charged
with distracting them, after all.
[00:44] sign
HE'S DEAD
[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[00:52] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[00:54] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[00:56] sign
THE
[00:57] sign
LEGEN
[00:57] sign
DARY
[00:58] sign
HERO
[00:58] sign
IS
[00:59] sign
DEAD
[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics
And who wants that?
[01:18] [SONG] Lyrics
You and I, we're just corpses
[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[01:26] [SONG] Lyrics
From one marionette to another, I say...
[01:30] [SONG] Lyrics
How about we cut our strings together?
[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics
Let's get dancing!
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:43] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, we're already dead
[01:47] [SONG] Lyrics
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[01:51] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics
Even if I collapse and my body decays
[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
[02:13] sign
Episode 11
[02:13] sign
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
[02:17] Touka
Hang on. That guy's your brother, Anri?
[02:21] Anri
Indeed.
[02:23] Anri
This is Friedrich Norstein.
[02:25] Anri
He's my elder brother.
[02:27] Friedrich
Anri, why have you chosen
to side with the hero?
[02:30] Friedrich
Did he threaten you?
[02:32] Anri
I am traveling with Sir Touka
of my own will.
[02:35] Anri
The purpose of my journey
is to save the world.
[02:38] Friedrich
But why, Anri?!
[02:40] Friedrich
Have you forgotten what we
went through three years ago?
[02:43] Friedrich
The pain they put us through?!
[02:48] Touka
Stop it.
[02:49] Touka
If you're Anri's brother,
you know how stubborn she can be.
[02:53] Touka
She told me about the
persecution you experienced.
[02:56] Touka
I get why you'd want revenge, too.
[02:58] Touka
But you need to stop dragging
innocent people into it!
[03:02] Touka
My childhood friend, the people of Moaran...
[03:05] Touka
You've got nothing against them, do you?!
[03:11] Friedrich
It's true that I'd prefer
not to harm the innocent.
[03:15] Friedrich
"Revenge" was merely a pretext under
which to gain companions, after all.
[03:19] Touka
Revenge isn't your main goal?
[03:21] Friedrich
My goal is to depose
the royals, the nobility...
[03:25] Friedrich
All the ruling classes of the overworld.
[03:27] Friedrich
Then we'll bring it under necromancer control
[03:31] Friedrich
and remake it into a world where
necromancers can live peacefully.
[03:35] Friedrich
There's nothing I won't do to achieve that.
[03:38] Friedrich
I do pity the people of Moaran,
[03:41] Friedrich
but they're a necessary sacrifice
to change the world.
[03:43] Touka
Give me a damn break!
[03:45] Touka
No matter what your reason is,
[03:46] Touka
no one'll kick back and accept that
[03:48] Touka
while you're killing off the people they love!
[03:50] Friedrich
Unfortunately...
[03:52] Friedrich
we necromancers have grown
so accustomed to death
[03:56] Friedrich
that it's impossible for us to sympathize.
[03:59] Friedrich
You should free yourself
of obligation to the dead hero.
[04:03] Friedrich
How is the hero's death different
[04:05] Friedrich
than any of the countless deaths we saw in Hell?
[04:07] Friedrich
"The future of all outweighs a single death."
[04:11] Friedrich
As a necromancer yourself,
you should be able to comprehend that.
[04:18] Anri
It's true...
[04:20] Anri
I did not shed a single tear
upon the hero's death.
[04:24] Anri
As with the deaths of our many brethren,
my sorrow dissipated immediately.
[04:29] Anri
But even so...
[04:30] Anri
the gratitude I feel for the hero,
who saved me, remains!
[04:35] Anri
As does the promise I made to him!
[04:40] Friedrich
Promise?
[04:42] Friedrich
A promise so important that
you're now saving the world
[04:45] Friedrich
with the man who killed your benefactor?
[04:48] Anri
He didn't! It was just
an unfortunate accident!
[04:50] Anri
Sir Touka did nothing wrong!
[04:53] Touka
Anri...
[04:54] Anri
Even though I dragged him into this,
[04:56] Anri
Sir Touka never complained!
He accompanied me, he saved me...
[05:00] Anri
I could never betray someone so kind!
[05:03] Anri
I love you, my brother,
and my promise is important...
[05:07] Anri
But the path you walk is one of death.
[05:10] Anri
I care more for saving lives than taking them.
[05:16] Anri
That is why I travel to save this world.
[05:18] Anri
Why I choose the promise I made to the hero!
[05:22] Diego
Hey, look at you there!
[05:24] Diego
You're practically a snot fountain!
[05:26] Diego
If she won't do what you tell her,
just kill her!
[05:30] Diego
A corpse can't betray you, after all.
[05:37] Diego
She really was worthless, wasn't she?
[05:43] Low-Ranked Devil C
Queen Adele?!
[05:44] Touka
No way...
[05:46] Touka
Damn, dude, thanks for killing her!
[05:48] Anri
Sir Diego!
[05:49] Diego
I absorbed her.
[05:52] Diego
Regeneration isn't the infernal
generals' only power.
[05:56] Diego
They each have potent magic, too.
[05:59] Diego
Vertex has absorption magic,
[06:01] Diego
so the devil-conversion spell
is still in effect.
[06:04] Diego
Now, it's time for the final game.
[06:06] Diego
If you wanna save those people,
you have to slay me!
[06:10] Diego
Let's have a little fun, Touka Scott!
[06:14] Milly
Incredible! They all started chasing us
after we took off our clothes!
[06:18] Milly
You have a brilliant strategic
mind... just like Touka!
[06:22] Marguerite
I'm not quite sure how I feel about that!
[06:24] Milly
Let's head to the mountains!
[06:25] Milly
Some of the traps Touka set three
years ago should still be there!
[06:30] Marguerite
It appears many devils are
heading to the ruins as well!
[06:33] Milly
Don't worry! Papa and the
others will handle them—
[06:36] Milly
Or not!
[06:37] Fieri
Titties! Titties! Titties!
[06:39] Shannon
Milly, I'll deal with this
and head to the ruins!
[06:43] Fieri
Hey... That's a cruel way to stop me.
[06:57] Touka
Damn it! "Fun game," my ass!
[07:00] Touka
I can't beat a damn Infernal General
without the damn Sacred Sword!
[07:04] Diego
Don't run away now.
[07:07] Diego
I've been waiting so long to fight you!
[07:11] Touka
You guys took my Sacred Sword!
[07:13] Touka
We can't have a decent fight like that!
[07:15] Touka
If you really want a rematch with me,
[07:18] Touka
tell him to give me back the Sacred Sword.
[07:20] Touka
Then we'll have a proper duel—you and me.
[07:24] Touka
Fair and square.
[07:26] Diego
Fair and square?
[07:28] Touka
Yeah. You're cool with that, right?
[07:31] Touka
Or are you afraid
to go one-on-one with me?
[07:35] Friedrich
Don't fall for it, Diego!
[07:37] Friedrich
You've seen how he operates!
You must know he's plotting something!
[07:41] Touka
That's a nasty thing to say, Snot-Nose Bro.
[07:44] Touka
This is why Anri doesn't like you, you know.
[07:47] Touka
If I was gonna spring a trap on you,
I'd have done it already.
[07:50] Touka
The Sacred Sword has a pin stuck
in it that draws lightning, see?
[07:56] Diego
Draws lightning? The spell from Moaran, eh?
[08:00] Touka
Look, I'm pretty pissed off that you're trying
to turn my childhood friend into a monster.
[08:05] Touka
The only thing that'll satisfy me
is busting you up in a duel.
[08:11] Diego
Go on, then. Give him back the sword.
[08:14] Friedrich
Have you lost your mind, Diego?!
[08:15] Diego
This is exactly what
I've been hoping for, really.
[08:19] Diego
I'd love to slay the hero in a duel
[08:21] Diego
and prove my strength!
[08:24] Touka
Then it's settled.
[08:26] Touka
We'll fight at the top of that tower.
[08:28] Diego
The Sacrificial Tower, eh?
[08:30] Diego
So one of us will wind up
a sacrifice this night.
[08:35] Touka
Won't the water god be so delighted?
[08:38] Touka
Let's get to it, Diego.
[08:40] Ethel
I see.
[08:42] Ethel
They're fighting it out atop the tower.
[08:45] Ethel
Even if we have an alliance,
I do dislike Diego...
[08:49] Ethel
I've got no qualms
about taking my student's side.
[09:00] Diego
Sorry, but I've decided to possess Vertex.
[09:03] Diego
It's not much fun if I don't use
everything at my disposal.
[09:07] Touka
You know that the Sacred Sword can nullify
[09:09] Touka
the Infernal Generals'
regenerative powers, right?
[09:12] Touka
I don't mind.
[09:13] Touka
In fact...
[09:15] Touka
I appreciate the bigger target!
[09:17] Touka
He dodged!
[09:18] Touka
He's faster than he looks!
[09:20] Touka
Ein Rosabis...
[09:24] Yuna
Touka!
[09:24] Anri
Sir Touka!
[09:27] Diego
Sorry, but I read you like a book just now.
[09:30] Diego
You're just an unremarkable
villager at heart.
[09:32] Diego
Surely you didn't really
think you could beat me!
[09:36] Diego
Are you actually under the delusion
that you're the real hero now?!
[09:41] Touka
Nah, not for a second.
[09:45] Touka
You really thought I was gonna
fight fair and square, dumbass?
[09:50] Diego
Damn you!
[09:52] Diego
You blew up the tower floor?!
[09:55] Touka
I'll probably end up having to fight Diego.
[09:58] Touka
That's where you come in, Master.
[10:00] Touka
I'll give you our location via transceiver.
[10:03] Touka
Then you blow out the floor,
drop him in the aqueduct...
[10:05] Touka
and hit him with all
the lightning magic you can!
[10:08] Ethel
I can get all the zombies I control with
remote necromancy to cast the same spell!
[10:13] Ethel
I'll bet your regeneration's working overtime
to withstand a mass attack like this!
[10:18] Diego
Ethel's the one with the lightning spell?!
[10:22] Diego
You were bluffing this whole time,
Touka Scott?!
[10:26] Friedrich
I see. So this was your trap.
[10:29] Friedrich
But your mistake was
failing to catch me in it.
[10:34] Ethel
Did the hero's body make it to you?
[10:36] Ethel
That won't be enough to kill Friedrich.
[10:39] Ethel
Possess the hero
and finish Diego off already.
[10:43] Touka
He should be pinned down at the moment.
[10:45] Touka
I can get him for sure!
[10:47] Touka
But just in case...
[10:50] Touka
I'm gonna hit him with max firepower!
[10:50] sign
Touka's Mana Level: 9
[10:54] Touka
It's time to end this...
[10:56] Touka
you Bloody Tears bastard!
[11:06] Touka
Looks like it worked.
[11:10] Touka
Now Yuna will—
[11:12] Touka
Huh? What happened to the tip?
[11:16] Ethel
Touka! Are you all right?!
[11:18] Touka
Damn... What the hell was that?
[11:22] Touka
I thought you couldn't regenerate
from attacks by the Sacred Sword!
[11:26] Diego
So sorry.
[11:28] Diego
Your attack never reached my body, you see.
[11:32] Touka
Like hell it didn't!
[11:35] Diego
Vertex has absorption magic.
[11:38] Diego
It's capable of absorbing any magical attack.
[11:44] Diego
The Sacred Sword is a magic weapon.
[11:46] Diego
No matter how many attacks
you throw at me, I'll simply absorb them!
[11:51] Diego
You can't hit me from behind, either.
[11:53] Diego
I'll just channel everything
into my own mana.
[11:57] Ethel
Then why didn't you absorb
the lightning spells before?
[12:00] Diego
Oh, I didn't on purpose.
[12:01] Diego
I wanted to see what your
plan was building up to.
[12:06] Diego
I like to pick the most fun option.
It's just the kind of guy I am.
[12:11] Diego
I was so excited to see what you'd do,
[12:13] Diego
but you've even done me the favor
of reverting to that form!
[12:17] Diego
It's a repeat of the battle three years ago
between the hero and the Infernal Generals!
[12:21] Diego
A development so thrilling,
it's got me in tears!
[12:25] Touka
He'll absorb any magic attacks I use.
[12:28] Touka
Damn it... How the hell do you beat this guy?
[12:31] Touka
Okay, man, calm down.
[12:33] Touka
There's gotta be a way.
[12:35] Touka
At the very least, I can try
attacks that aren't magic!
[12:39] Diego
Only the Sacred Sword can kill me!
[12:42] Touka
Master, I'm clearing out for now!
[12:44] Touka
Gotta form a new plan!
[12:45] Ethel
Okay. Got it.
[12:48] Ethel
Goodness me...
[12:49] Ethel
I was really hoping you'd stay out of this.
[12:53] Anri
Sir Touka!
[12:54] Touka
Anri! Yuna!
[12:56] Yuna
Is it true that he's absorbing
the Sacred Sword's attacks?
[12:59] Anri
We heard the whole conversation
over the transceiver!
[13:02] Touka
Yeah.
[13:03] Touka
But we're not outta the fight just yet.
[13:05] Touka
Sion the hero beat that thing
three years ago.
[13:08] Touka
So there's gotta be a way!
[13:10] Touka
Anri, do you know how he did it?
[13:14] Anri
I fear I only met Sir Sion after
he'd bested the Infernal Generals.
[13:19] Anri
But Miss Dorothy may know!
[13:22] Touka
Hey, Dorothy! You read me?
[13:24] Dorothy
Zuzz... Zuzz...
[13:27] Anri
What does "zuzz zuzz" mean?
[13:29] Touka
It must be some kind of code.
[13:31] Yuna
I think she's just asleep!
[13:33] Touka
Damn it all! Why now, of all times?!
[13:36] Yuna
Touka.
[13:37] Yuna
I've seen that devil before.
[13:41] Yuna
Three years ago, the hero defeated
the Four Infernal Generals here in this city.
[13:47] Touka
Then you saw how he fought them?!
[13:50] Yuna
Yeah. Though only from afar,
so I didn't see much.
[13:54] Yuna
He split the sword into many tendrils,
so it was hard to tell which would strike.
[13:59] Yuna
Maybe to keep the devil from reading
the direction or timing of his attacks.
[14:04] Touka
Keep him from reading the direction
or timing of attacks...
[14:08] Marguerite
Sir Touka!
[14:09] Marguerite
We've made it to a nearby cliff.
[14:12] Marguerite
What about you?
[14:13] Touka
Hey, great timing!
[14:15] Touka
I got a favor to ask you!
[14:18] Diego
Hey, hey, hey.
[14:19] Diego
This is supposed to be the big climax!
[14:21] Diego
We can't go back to a game of tag.
[14:24] Diego
You're the one who wanted
a fair-and-square duel.
[14:27] Touka
Yeah, I am.
[14:29] Touka
And I'm done running now.
[14:31] Marguerite
Ein Eim...
[14:35] Marguerite
Exploding arrow!
[14:38] Diego
Damn it! Where'd that come from?!
[14:39] Touka
Mana sight.
[14:42] Touka
I knew it.
[14:43] Touka
You had no clue that was coming,
so you couldn't block it.
[14:46] Touka
That absorption spell is more like a shield.
[14:49] Touka
It ain't covering your whole body.
[14:51] Touka
Now...
[14:53] Touka
I'll give you a nice taste
of the Sacred Sword.
[14:55] Diego
You think you can hit me with it?
[14:58] Diego
I can use more than one shield, you know.
[15:00] Diego
I can also move them freely.
[15:02] Diego
Even if your mana sight
lets you see my shields,
[15:04] Diego
you can't possibly hit me!
[15:06] Touka
Form change...
[15:08] Touka
Worm!
[15:10] Diego
I can still make a shield below me—
[15:14] Diego
How did you know I didn't
have a shield there?!
[15:16] Diego
That should have been a blind spot for you!
[15:19] Touka
Sorry, man.
[15:20] Touka
I've got another set of eyes.
[15:23] Touka
When I use mana sight while
connected to Yuna via mana threads,
[15:26] Touka
she can use mana sight too.
[15:28] Touka
Plus, only I can see and hear Yuna.
[15:32] Touka
In other words...
[15:33] Yuna
Touka. The next one is...
[15:34] Yuna
Right hip! Left shoulder!
Left wrist! Right calf!
[15:35] Touka
You'll never see these attacks coming!
[15:40] Touka
Guess you'd better shield
your whole body at once!
[15:43] Touka
Though if you did that, I bet it'd
drain all your mana in no time!
[15:49] Touka
Well, this is even more
entertaining than I expected.
[15:53] Touka
You can regenerate from
Sacred Sword attacks after all?
[15:56] Diego
Yeah, because I'm possessing a corpse.
[15:59] Diego
Even if the Infernal General's
regeneration is nullified,
[16:02] Diego
my necromantic regeneration isn't.
[16:04] Touka
I see.
[16:06] Touka
Then I should be able to beat you by
destroying a zombie's weak point—the head.
[16:12] Diego
Yes, I suppose.
[16:14] Yuna
But it won't be that easy to hit him there.
[16:17] Yuna
It's the place he'll be
keeping the most guarded.
[16:19] Touka
In that case...
[16:21] Touka
I just need to wear down his mana
by forcing constant regeneration
[16:25] Touka
until he reveals his weak point!
[16:28] Marguerite
Milly will surely reach Touka soon.
[16:31] Marguerite
Until then, I'll support him!
[16:33] Dominique
I can't let you interfere any longer.
[16:37] Ethel
I'd really rather not fight you, you know!
[16:41] Ethel
We've got an alliance, don't we?
[16:43] Friedrich
I could say the same thing!
[16:45] Friedrich
Why did you try to kill Diego?!
[16:48] Ethel
He'll drag you down someday!
[16:50] Ethel
We're better off ditching
that dead weight now!
[16:54] Friedrich
I can't lose any more of my brethren!
[16:58] Ethel
Why are you so damned stubborn?!
[17:07] Diego
A war of mana attrition, eh?
[17:10] Diego
How amusing!
[17:11] Diego
As befitting a battle between zombies!
[17:14] Touka
I dunno if I'd put amusement first right now.
[17:16] Touka
Your shields have shrunk an awful lot.
[17:19] Diego
That's what makes this so fun!
[17:21] Diego
I'm so happy to be reduced
to this state, I'm in tears!
[17:26] Touka
Got a masochism fetish, huh?
[17:29] Diego
Life in Hell was a constant battle
against the devils for survival.
[17:34] Diego
I just don't feel alive without
that kind of thrill!
[17:37] Diego
And that's the revenge I want on humanity.
[17:41] Diego
I want to plunge this peace-addled world
into death and madness once more
[17:46] Diego
to make it like Hell!
[17:48] Touka
Give me a damn break!
[17:49] Touka
Don't drag us into your weird fantasy!
[17:54] Diego
Someday you'll all understand how I feel!
[17:59] Diego
You'll be having so much fun, you'll be
breathing your gratitude to me in tears!
[18:03] Touka
The hell I will!
[18:05] Touka
Sorry, but my dream
[18:07] Touka
is a slow life with a pretty
girl with hot thighs!
[18:14] Yuna
Touka!
[18:16] Anri
Sir Touka!
[18:20] Touka
Talk about terrible timing.
[18:22] Touka
The side effect of the soma drops...
[18:24] Diego
Hey, now... Why'd you just fall over?
[18:27] Diego
We're only getting started!
[18:31] Diego
Still, what luck.
[18:33] Diego
Looks like the cavalry's here...
[18:37] Diego
My cavalry, that is!
[18:39] Diego
Guess it's game over for you!
[18:44] Touka
Not yet...
[18:45] Touka
It's not over yet!
[18:51] Diego
Now that was close.
[18:52] Diego
I let my guard down!
[18:55] Anri
Sir Touka!
[18:55] Yuna
Touka!
[18:57] Diego
I'm crying here!
[18:59] Diego
You don't have enough mana
left to pierce my head!
[19:03] Diego
Looks like this really is the end.
[19:07] Touka
Actually...
[19:09] Touka
I've got one vial of soma drops left.
[19:11] Yuna
Don't do it!
[19:12] Yuna
It's the soma drops that have you
collapsing and coughing up blood, right?
[19:16] Touka
Hey, come on.
[19:18] Touka
I just need to get my mana back.
[19:20] Yuna
Your mana?
[19:21] Yuna
You remember what
your real mana level is, right?
[19:24] Yuna
You used a vial of soma drops last night
to take over my body,
[19:27] Yuna
and you've used four since then!
[19:29] Yuna
Any more than that and...
[19:31] Touka
You got any better ideas?
[19:34] Touka
Can you find out where the
Bloody Tears jerk stashed his body?
[19:38] Touka
Or do you want to take my place, Anri?
[19:40] Touka
If I switch souls at my current mana level,
I'll degenerate for sure.
[19:45] Touka
This is the only way.
[19:48] Touka
Don't worry.
[19:50] Touka
I've managed to luck my way through so far.
[19:53] Touka
I'll do it again now.
[20:00] Touka
See?
[20:02] Touka
All right...
[20:03] Touka
Now that his guard's down, this is my chance!
[20:06] Touka
Let's finish—
[20:07] Yuna
Touka!
[20:07] Anri
Sir Touka!
[20:09] Diego
Hey, c'mon now! You can't just self-destruct!
[20:13] Anri
Sir Touka! Speak to me!
[20:15] Yuna
Touka?!
[20:16] Diego
It's anticlimactic if you don't
fight to the bitter end!
[20:22] Diego
It can't end here!
Anri, you take over the hero role!
[20:27] Belarco
Do you require my aid...
[20:32] Belarco
impostor hero and comrades?
[20:36] Belarco
I guess they can't hear me.
[20:41] Anri
If I use possession necromancy
on him in this state,
[20:44] Anri
Sir Touka's soul will surely break down.
[20:47] Anri
But with so little time left,
[20:49] Anri
the best path would be for me
to take over the hero's body and fight.
[20:53] Anri
Sir Touka would surely prefer
that I save Dame Yuna as well.
[20:59] Anri
I've gotten over so many deaths.
[21:02] Anri
I'll get over losing Sir Touka, too.
[21:08] Anri
Wait, what am I thinking?!
[21:10] Anri
Sir Touka is still alive!
[21:13] Anri
If he's still alive...
[21:16] Anri
Dame Yuna.
[21:17] Anri
I hope that you can hear my voice.
[21:21] Anri
I'm sorry, Dame Yuna.
[21:23] Anri
I cannot yet abandon Sir Touka.
[21:26] Anri
I want to wager every second I have
on him regaining consciousness!
[21:30] Anri
So...
[21:31] Yuna
It's okay.
[21:32] Yuna
I feel the same way.
[21:35] Anri
Ein Seil!
[21:37] Anri
I'll buy us time.
[21:39] Kyle
I'd say that's my job!
[21:46] Kyle
My revenge will be most anticlimactic
if Touka doesn't wake up first.
[21:53] Diego
Who the hell are you?
[21:55] Kyle
You don't know me?
[21:57] Kyle
My goodness.
You're disqualified from existence.
[22:00] Kyle
Kyle Ozment...
[22:00] sign
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; Effectively a God
[22:02] Kyle
Former companion of
the hero and effectively a god.
[22:07] sign
15 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:10] sign
Next Time
[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics
"Fine, just for you..."
[22:11] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
Come a little closer, now
[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
This sweetest trap of romance
[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics
In this literal pit I dug!
[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics
Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics
In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
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[00:03] Yuna
It can't be! What's he doing here?!
[00:06] Anri
Sir Kyle!
[00:08] Anri
For what purpose have you come here?
[00:11] Kyle
Turning your sword on me first?
[00:13] Kyle
I hope you haven't forgotten
[00:16] Kyle
who the real enemy is!
[00:19] Kyle
I'm on your side now.
[00:21] Kyle
I turned over a new leaf
after Touka cast me into the ocean.
[00:26] Anri
Sir Kyle!
[00:27] Anri
I always believed that this day would come!
[00:29] Yuna
Don't believe squat!
[00:31] Yuna
He literally said he's here
for revenge on Touka!
[00:33] Diego
Kyle Ozment...
[00:36] Diego
I've heard all the rumors.
[00:38] Diego
This might make things even more fun!
[00:45] Kyle
Kindly don't intrude, would you?
[00:47] Kyle
If you wish to fight me that badly,
[00:49] Kyle
I'll have to ask you to wait
until Touka awakens.
[00:52] Kyle
My revenge on him takes priority.
[00:55] Anri
Revenge?!
[00:56] Kyle
I'm not sure you're in any position
to enjoy a fight, however...
[01:01] Kyle
Take a peek in town.
[01:03] Diego
Ein Andromalius.
[01:13] Diego
Reinforcements from the capital?!
[01:17] Kyle
Have you grasped the situation?
[01:19] Kyle
Touka's my priority right now.
[01:21] Kyle
If you wish to flee, I'll allow it.
[01:24] Diego
Whyever would I run?
[01:28] Diego
The ultimate pleasure still lies ahead!
[01:32] Kyle
What's got you turning on your allies now?
[01:35] Anri
It can't be...
[01:36] Anri
He's absorbing the devils?!
[01:43] Anri
Sir Kyle!
[01:48] Kyle
Worry not.
[01:49] Kyle
I fully blocked it.
[01:51] Anri
You kind of didn't!
[01:55] Diego
My victory was sealed
the moment the devils arrived!
[01:59] Diego
All the mana and spells
I absorb become mine!
[02:04] Yuna
No way...
[02:05] Yuna
But we have so little time left
[02:08] Yuna
that even if Touka awakens now, I'm doomed.
[02:15] Yuna
I just...
[02:17] Yuna
I just want to talk to you one more time!
[02:20] Yuna
Touka!
[02:24] sign
HE'S DEAD
[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[02:34] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:36] sign
THE
[02:37] sign
LEGEN
[02:37] sign
DARY
[02:38] sign
HERO
[02:38] sign
IS
[02:39] sign
DEAD
[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
[02:49] [SONG] Lyrics
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics
And who wants that?
[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics
You and I, we're just corpses
[03:02] [SONG] Lyrics
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[03:06] [SONG] Lyrics
From one marionette to another, I say...
[03:10] [SONG] Lyrics
How about we cut our strings together?
[03:16] [SONG] Lyrics
Let's get dancing!
[03:17] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, another day dead
[03:19] [SONG] Lyrics
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
[03:21] [SONG] Lyrics
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[03:23] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[03:25] [SONG] Lyrics
Dead, dead, we're already dead
[03:27] [SONG] Lyrics
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
[03:29] [SONG] Lyrics
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[03:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[03:33] [SONG] Lyrics
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[03:37] [SONG] Lyrics
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
[03:41] [SONG] Lyrics
Even if I collapse and my body decays
[03:44] [SONG] Lyrics
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
[03:55] sign
Episode 12
[03:55] sign
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
[03:56] Touka
Huh? Where the heck am I?
[03:58] Touka
After I used the soma drops,
everything went black, and...
[04:04] Touka
No freaking way!
[04:05] Touka
This ain't the afterlife, is it?!
[04:07] Sion
No worries there.
[04:08] Sion
You're still alive.
[04:11] Sion
This is the world of the Sacred Sword.
[04:14] Sion
It's been quite some time.
[04:16] Sion
Actually, this is our first
meeting in a way, isn't it...
[04:21] Sion
Touka?
[04:22] Touka
Sion the hero?!
[04:24] Touka
If he's here, that means I'm dead for sure!
[04:29] Touka
What the hell?
[04:30] Touka
You want revenge, right?
Is that what this is about?
[04:33] Touka
Lemme make one thing clear.
[04:34] Touka
It's not my fault you're dead!
[04:36] Touka
You fell into that damn trap yourself!
[04:39] Sion
Thank you so much!
[04:42] Sion
I've been watching this whole time.
[04:44] Sion
Although you were made into
the legendary hero against your will,
[04:47] Sion
you kept Anri safe from Kyle,
[04:49] Sion
saved the capital from danger,
[04:51] Sion
and now you're fighting a deadly battle
to save the people of Moaran.
[04:56] Sion
I'm so glad you were the one
to inherit my body.
[05:02] Sion
Oh, I'm so sorry!
[05:04] Sion
I'm sure being awfully forward...
[05:06] Sion
But I've been watching you for so long,
I feel like we're friends.
[05:09] Touka
That's not the issue...
[05:11] Touka
Did this dude seriously
just thank the guy who killed him?
[05:14] Touka
He's definitely up to something!
[05:17] Touka
Even if this is the afterlife,
I can't let him get me!
[05:22] Sion
Touka!
[05:24] Touka
He's coming after me!
[05:26] Touka
Damn it! Ain't there any way outta here?!
[05:31] Touka
Wh-What the heck is this?
[05:34] Touka
A paradise of thighs?!
[05:38] Sion
Beyond the stone slab holding that mirror
[05:41] Sion
lies the ideal world of whoever looks into it.
[05:45] Sion
I don't know why it's here either...
[05:48] Sion
A reward for risking your life
for our lofty mission, perhaps.
[05:53] Sion
But once you go through,
there's no guarantee you'll return.
[05:57] Sion
You won't be able to save Yuna.
[05:59] Touka
Huh?!
[06:00] Touka
I can't save Yuna anyway! I'm dead, man!
[06:06] Touka
That's right...
[06:07] Touka
I can't save Yuna now...
[06:11] Touka
Sorry, Yuna...
[06:13] Sion
You can still make it in time.
[06:15] Sion
You yet live, Touka!
[06:18] Sion
Humans are made up of three facets:
[06:18] sign
Life Force
[06:18] sign
Body
[06:20] Sion
the body, the soul that dwells in the head,
[06:22] Sion
and the life force that dwells in the heart.
[06:26] sign
Soul
[06:26] Sion
You die if you lose any one of them.
[06:28] Sion
I've lost my life force,
[06:31] Sion
but your soul still exists,
[06:34] Sion
and both your body and life force lie
inside the Coffin of the Living.
[06:38] Sion
In other words,
you just wandered here by mistake.
[06:42] Touka
What the hell are you talking about?
[06:44] Sion
This isn't the afterlife.
[06:46] Sion
It's the world of the Sacred Sword.
[06:48] Sion
It can call the souls
of dead legendary heroes here.
[06:51] Sion
You were wandering the boundary between life
and death, so it brought you here as well.
[06:55] Touka
Wait, hang on a minute!
[06:57] Touka
I ain't a legendary—
[06:59] Sion
Touka.
[06:59] Sion
You've been chosen
as the next legendary hero.
[07:05] Sion
That night in the capital,
[07:07] Sion
when your mana abruptly skyrocketed,
[07:09] Sion
it fooled the Sacred Sword into
thinking you were the next hero.
[07:13] Sion
That's why you can use the Sacred Sword,
even outside of my body.
[07:20] Touka
You mean... I really am a hero?
[07:23] Touka
I always thought my mana level
had to be so low for a reason!
[07:29] Sion
I told you it was a misunderstanding, right?
[07:32] Touka
E-Even if what you're saying is true,
[07:34] Touka
if I can't get outta here, I can't...
[07:37] Sion
The exit is through there.
[07:40] Sion
But if you return to the real world,
you'll find yet harsher trials await you.
[07:45] Sion
If you wish to stay here instead,
I won't stop you.
[07:50] Touka
That's not even a question.
[07:52] Touka
Yuna and the others ain't here,
[07:55] Touka
which means my perfect
thighs ain't here either.
[08:00] Touka
Besides, I promised Yuna
I'd save her this time for sure.
[08:13] Kyle
Shielding your whole body with
a spell that absorbs magic, eh?
[08:17] Kyle
Physical attacks make it through,
[08:19] Kyle
but it'll take time to shave down his mana.
[08:23] Anri
We're out of time!
[08:25] Anri
The twenty-four hours will be up soon!
[08:29] Yuna
Please, God...
[08:31] Yuna
I'm happy to disappear.
[08:34] Yuna
Just...
[08:36] Yuna
Just make Touka wake up!
[08:38] Yuna
Please!
[08:41] Touka (Sion)
Will you let him stroke your thighs
a hundred times while naked in stockings?
[08:44] Yuna
I will!
[08:45] Yuna
A hundred times! A thousand times!
[08:47] Yuna
What?
[08:48] Touka (Sion)
Hell yeah!
[08:50] Touka (Sion)
That sounds like a promise to me, Yuna!
[08:53] Yuna
Touka?!
[08:54] Anri
Sir Touka!
[08:54] Kyle
Touka!
[08:56] Diego
Touka Scott!
[09:00] Diego
Even though you're awake now,
don't you think it's a little late to win?!
[09:04] Touka (Sion)
Oh, I'll win!
[09:06] Touka (Sion)
Thigh-stroking paradise awaits me
when the battle's over!
[09:09] Touka (Sion)
I'm winning for sure!
[09:11] Yuna
Hang on a minute!
[09:12] Yuna
That wasn't a real promise!
[09:14] Touka (Sion)
Anri!
[09:14] Touka (Sion)
Release my body from
the Coffin of the Living!
[09:20] Touka (Sion)
I'm gonna show you...
[09:21] Touka (Sion)
another power of the Sacred Sword
that the hero taught me!
[09:26] Kyle
Another power of the Sacred Sword?
[09:29] Sion (Touka)
Can I borrow that, Kyle?
[09:32] Diego
When did he—
[09:35] Diego
Who the hell are you?!
[09:38] Sion (Touka)
I am...
[09:39] Sion (Touka)
Sion Breydan!
[09:41] sign
3 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[09:48] Sion (Touka)
All right, I believe I can fight in this body.
[09:50] Yuna
What's going on here?
[09:52] Yuna
How is Touka so cool now?!
[09:54] Touka (Sion)
Sion's soul was still in the Sacred Sword.
[09:56] Touka (Sion)
I sent it to possess my body.
[09:58] Touka (Sion)
And what's this "Touka is cool now" garbage?!
[10:01] Touka (Sion)
You make it sound like I wasn't cool before!
[10:03] Yuna
I mean, I think that about sums it up.
[10:05] Touka (Sion)
What?!
[10:06] Anri
The hero...? Is that really you?
[10:10] Kyle
I feel it!
[10:11] Kyle
The comforting sensation
of that crystal-clear mana!
[10:15] Kyle
It's you, Sion!
[10:17] Sion (Touka)
Kyle, I'm quite cross with you, you know.
[10:20] Kyle
Ah, so you know the whole story?
[10:23] Kyle
It was all just my love for you
running out of control.
[10:27] Kyle
Forgive me.
[10:30] Diego
You sent the soul of the dead hero,
Sion, to possess you?
[10:34] Diego
Since when can the Sacred Sword
perform necromancy?!
[10:38] Diego
I've never heard of such a power!
[10:40] Diego
However...
[10:41] Diego
Fighting the legendary hero is
the most fun thing I can imagine!
[10:49] Diego
I-It can't be!
[10:51] Diego
The way you're moving...
[10:52] Diego
You're in Touka Scott's body!
[10:55] Diego
How can you move like that?!
[10:58] Diego
This is the true hero, Sion...
[11:00] Diego
The champion who saved the world!
[11:03] Sion (Touka)
Touka!
[11:06] (Flashback) Sion
You're the only one
who can use the Sacred Sword.
[11:09] (Flashback) Sion
I can only offer support.
[11:11] sign
Magic Crystal
[11:12] (Flashback) Sion
First, I'll destroy Vertex's magic crystal.
[11:15] (Flashback) Sion
With that gone,
[11:17] (Flashback) Sion
Vertex won't be able to use its spell,
or any it's absorbed, for a while.
[11:22] (Flashback) Sion
Though obviously, it will
restore itself quite quickly...
[11:25] (Flashback) Touka
So I've gotta finish the job
before it regenerates?
[11:29] (Flashback) Sion
But at your current mana level,
[11:32] (Flashback) Sion
you won't be able to
penetrate Vertex's head.
[11:34] (Flashback) Touka
Are you kidding me?!
[11:35] (Flashback) Touka
We're out of soma drops, man!
[11:37] (Flashback) Sion
You can shorten the blade of
the Sacred Sword to concentrate your mana.
[11:41] (Flashback) Sion
That should increase its penetrative power.
[11:44] Touka
Form change...
[11:46] Touka
Dagger!
[11:48] Diego
I'm not finished yet!
[11:55] Diego
My blood magic isn't tied to Vertex!
[11:59] Diego
I'll take this chance to regenerate myself!
[12:02] Kyle
With your shields gone, I can shred you
with my magic as much as I need to.
[12:07] Kyle
I've given you the time you need...
[12:09] Kyle
Touka!
[12:10] sign
60 seconds until Yuna and the others become devils
[12:14] Touka
Ein Grendel!
[12:21] Diego
Not so fast!
[12:23] Ethel
Sorry, but my student's gonna win this.
[12:26] Ethel
I taught him how to use one of these too.
[12:29] Ethel
He's been so preoccupied
with the Sacred Sword
[12:32] Ethel
that he hasn't had his wits about him,
[12:35] Ethel
but now that he's holding
a weapon he's familiar with,
[12:38] Ethel
he can focus his full attention on dodging.
[12:43] Diego
Touka Scott!
[12:45] Diego
Is this how you want to do this?!
[12:48] Diego
Relying on others to nail me to the wall?
[12:51] Diego
Is that really enough to satisfy you?!
[12:54] Diego
Let's enjoy our battle a little bit more!
[12:59] Touka (Sion)
Sorry, man!
[13:00] Touka (Sion)
I never gave a damn about our battle!
[13:03] Touka (Sion)
Saving Yuna is all I ever wanted to do!
[13:10] sign
1 second until Yuna and the others become devils
[13:44] Diego
That was a close one.
[13:46] Diego
Tossing my Coffin of the Living
into the forest was a smart move.
[13:51] Diego
Damn...
[13:52] Diego
Why can't I move?
[13:54] Diego
Have I expended my soul?
[13:57] Diego
No... it's just normal exhaustion.
[14:01] Diego
That's right. It's not over yet...
[14:03] Diego
Once I'm recovered,
it'll be time for a grudge match!
[14:10] Diego
What are you doing here?
[14:12] Diego
Who ordered you...
[14:17] Low-Rank Devil C
You killed Queen Adele...
[14:20] Low-Rank Devil D
Now you'll pay!
[14:22] Diego
Damn it! Why can't I move?!
[14:25] Diego
Damn it!
[14:26] Diego
This is the stupidest way to die!
[14:33] Knight A
Incredible! The Infernal General is dead!
[14:36] Knight B
The legendary hero slew it!
[14:38] Knights
The hero! The hero!
[14:39] Yuna
Touka!
[14:45] Touka (Sion)
You're safe?
[14:46] Anri
Yes...
[14:48] Anri
I can see Dame Yuna too.
[14:53] Yuna
Touka!
[14:55] Yuna
How could you be so reckless?
[14:58] Yuna
I thought you were really gonna die!
[15:03] Touka (Sion)
Why the heck were you worried about me?
[15:06] Touka (Sion)
I saved you this time, just like I promised.
[15:09] Touka (Sion)
So keep your part of the bargain and
let me stroke your thighs a hundred times!
[15:13] Yuna
What? I don't remember promising you that...
[15:15] Yuna
I've been unconscious this whole time.
[15:18] Touka (Sion)
But when you were just a soul...
[15:20] Yuna
You must have been hallucinating!
[15:22] Yuna
Right, Anri? I wasn't there, was I?
[15:25] Anri
Nope! I never saw you!
[15:27] Touka (Sion)
Damn you, Anri! Don't toy with me!
[15:31] Touka
The long day finally came to an end.
[15:33] Touka
We didn't see Master
or Anri's brother after that.
[15:37] Touka
Then, we...
[15:38] Dott
We're holding this party
in the legendary hero's honor!
[15:42] Touka (Sion)
I appreciate it,
[15:44] Touka (Sion)
but I think I'd be more
comfortable hanging out in my room...
[15:47] Dott
I know what you mean.
[15:48] Dott
Beautiful girls with luscious thighs, right?
[15:52] Dott
The young women of my town have been
racing to me to offer themselves...
[15:55] Dott
as overnight companions
to the legendary hero.
[15:58] Touka
Overnight companions?!
[16:00] Touka (Sion)
You freaking rock, man!
[16:02] Touka (Sion)
You're the mayor of my heart!
[16:04] Dott
Oh, Your Highness!
[16:06] Dott
It was my swift work that
ensured the safety of the town
[16:10] Dott
and the defeat of that Infernal General.
[16:13] Marguerite
Y-Yes... it was.
[16:15] Dott
As a reward, I'd like the promised
naked-in-stockings...
[16:18] Marguerite
I'm afraid Touka offered that
without my consent.
[16:21] Marguerite
I never intended to honor that promise.
[16:23] Marguerite
Isaac! Please, save me!
[16:25] Mayor/Horse/Isaac
Naked in stockings!
[16:27] Marguerite
You traitor!
[16:28] Yuna
Calm down a little, would you?
[16:31] Colin
Er... Touka, was it?
[16:33] Colin
I came to thank you for saving me.
[16:36] Yuna
That's right. Touka was in my body then...
[16:39] Yuna
I can explain the whole story later,
but the real Touka is...
[16:43] Girl A
Mr. Hero! Come play with me soon!
[16:46] Girl B
No way! He's gonna play with me!
[16:51] Touka (Sion)
No need to fight, ladies!
[16:52] Touka (Sion)
I can get to all of your thighs in one night!
[16:56] Touka (Sion)
Y-Yuna?
[16:57] Touka (Sion)
What's going on?
[16:59] Touka (Sion)
What the hell? Things were
looking good for me there!
[17:04] Yuna
What the...
[17:05] Yuna
Why'd I just drag Touka in here?
[17:08] Yuna
I saw him surrounded by girls,
and my heart went crazy...
[17:12] Yuna
What the heck?!
[17:13] Touka (Sion)
Is it time for the hundred strokes of your
naked-in-stockings thighs you promised me?!
[17:18] Yuna
You're not stroking anything!
[17:19] Yuna
That deal was off the minute
you summoned Mr. Hero!
[17:23] Touka (Sion)
Huh? How come?!
[17:24] Touka (Sion)
It's true that the hero helped me out, but...
[17:29] Touka (Sion)
Well, fine.
[17:30] Touka (Sion)
Real talk, having you safe
is reward enough for me.
[17:35] Touka (Sion)
And you got to be rescued
by your beloved "Mr. Hero" again,
[17:38] Touka (Sion)
so I guess it's the perfect
ending for both of us.
[17:42] Yuna
No. That's not it...
[17:44] Touka (Sion)
Look, once I buff up my mana back up,
I can summon him again,
[17:48] Touka (Sion)
so you can tell him how you feel then.
[17:51] Yuna
Stop running off at the mouth and listen!
[17:52] Yuna
I know you're the one who saved me this time!
[17:56] Yuna
And I'm really happy that
you're the one that did!
[17:59] Touka (Sion)
Yuna...
[18:02] Touka (Sion)
If you're so happy,
why renege on your promise?
[18:05] Yuna
Darn it! Why are you like this?!
[18:09] Yuna
F-Fine.
[18:10] Yuna
I just have to keep my word, right?
[18:12] Yuna
I'll make good on my promise.
[18:18] Touka
Hey, hey, hey!
[18:19] Touka
Is this really happening right now?!
[18:21] Touka
I'm nervous as hell all of a sudden...
[18:23] Touka
For real, are we finally
gonna go all the way?!
[18:27] Yuna
Okay... I'm ready.
[18:34] Touka (Sion)
What's with the swimsuit?
[18:35] Yuna
I'm embarrassed, okay?!
[18:38] Yuna
I-If you don't like it,
take it off yourself.
[18:43] Touka
Take it off?!
[18:44] Touka
She's gonna let me do that, too?!
[18:46] Yuna
Just do it already.
[18:47] Yuna
I'm pretty embarrassed.
[18:49] Touka (Sion)
R-Right...
[18:51] Touka (Sion)
No, hang on a minute.
[18:53] Touka (Sion)
That hero guy said he was watching me.
[18:57] Touka (Sion)
He could be right now.
[18:59] Touka (Sion)
Better toss the Sacred Sword.
[19:02] Yuna
He was watching?!
[19:03] Yuna
Mr. Hero... saw me like this?!
[19:06] Yuna
No! Mr. Hero, you perv!
[19:09] Touka (Sion)
Yuna!
[19:10] Sion
I'm... a perv?
[19:12] Sion
I did accidentally catch a glimpse, but...
[19:15] Yuna
That was close!
[19:16] Yuna
I must've been crazy
to let him do that to me.
[19:20] Yuna
Seriously crazy...
[19:22] Yuna
Whenever I'm around Touka,
I get all flustered.
[19:24] Yuna
My heart starts to ache,
and my face feels hot...
[19:27] Yuna
Wait.
[19:28] Yuna
Can it be...
[19:29] Marguerite
It's surely love.
[19:31] Yuna
Y-Your Highness?!
[19:32] Marguerite
You've fallen in love with Touka.
[19:35] Yuna
In love? No way!
[19:37] Yuna
That trashy, pervy jerk
only likes me for my thighs.
[19:42] Marguerite
Yet in spite of that, he saved you.
[19:45] Marguerite
I feel the same way.
[19:46] Marguerite
When I sit down and think,
I know he's utterly unacceptable.
[19:49] Marguerite
But in the moment he was saving me,
[19:52] Marguerite
Touka was the legendary hero,
without question.
[19:58] Yuna
I'm the one who reached out to him,
[20:00] Yuna
and I never felt like he was
more than a little brother...
[20:03] Yuna
that I had to keep dragging him along...
[20:09] Yuna
What is it, Your Highness?
[20:11] Marguerite
I'd like it if you'd call me Marguerite.
[20:15] Marguerite
Because we're going to be rivals
from this moment forward,
[20:18] Marguerite
I'd like to interact as equals,
without status being a factor.
[20:23] Marguerite
And, of course...
[20:25] Marguerite
because we'll continue to be
companions in our journey.
[20:31] Yuna
I did sorta feel like I couldn't
get close to you before.
[20:34] Yuna
So...
[20:37] Yuna
Let's start things fresh, Marguerite!
[20:41] Anri
No fair!
[20:43] Anri
I also want Dame Marguerite...
[20:46] Anri
No, I can't call you that!
[20:47] Anri
I must address you as a princess!
[20:50] Marguerite
All else aside, I need to ask if anything
transpired between you and Touka.
[20:54] Marguerite
As your rival, I must know!
[20:56] Yuna
I'm not telling you that!
[20:58] Yuna
That stuff's private!
[20:59] Anri
Aha, I know this!
[21:01] Anri
A hundred thigh strokes, right?
[21:02] Yuna
Hey, Anri!
[21:05] Touka
Right before Sion the hero disappeared,
he told the four of us where to go next.
[21:11] Touka (Sion)
Sheesh.
[21:13] Touka (Sion)
We made it through one crisis,
[21:14] Touka (Sion)
but I guess this stupid journey to
the Gates of Hell ain't over yet.
[21:18] Sion (Touka)
No, your destination lies elsewhere.
[21:21] Touka (Sion)
Huh?
[21:23] Sion (Touka)
The northern continent, home to the
Gates of Hell, is a nest of powerful devils.
[21:27] Sion (Touka)
It would be suicidal for you
to head there as you are now.
[21:31] Sion (Touka)
Touka, you first need to focus on
increasing your mana level.
[21:36] Sion (Touka)
Once you do, I'll be able
to fight with you again.
[21:39] Touka (Sion)
C'mon, I can just boost it with soma—
[21:41] Sion (Touka)
You should be well aware by now that
soma drops are too dangerous.
[21:46] Touka (Sion)
But how's a guy supposed to up his mana level?
[21:51] Sion (Touka)
I have a companion who knows
a great deal about mana.
[21:55] Sion (Touka)
Kyle, Dorothy. Will you
guide Touka in my place?
[21:59] Kyle
I'm incapable of saying no
to you, Sion. However...
[22:03] Kyle
is the companion you're talking about...
[22:06] Sion (Touka)
Yes. Find the sage.
[22:09] Touka (Sion)
The sage?
[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:13] Kyle
Okay, you four.
[22:15] Kyle
Ready to head out?
[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:19] Touka (Sion)
Yep!
[22:22] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:28] [SONG] Lyrics
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
Come a little closer, now
[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:01] [SONG] Lyrics
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
This sweetest trap of romance
[23:08] [SONG] Lyrics
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:11] [SONG] Lyrics
In this literal pit I dug!
[23:15] [SONG] Lyrics
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
[23:18] [SONG] Lyrics
Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:22] [SONG] Lyrics
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
[23:27] [SONG] Lyrics
In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap