The Legendary Hero is Dead!

In a world of monsters and magic, Sion, the local hero, is on his way to save the world from demons. Well, that was the plan until he fell into a pit dug by a sleazy villager, Touka, and died! After hiding the accident, Touka goes to bed as usual but wakes up feeling…different. Somehow he’s in Sion’s body! Now, the fate of the world is in his hands. What could go wrong?

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!

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[00:01] Narrator
    Three years have passed since Sion
    the legendary hero sealed the Gates of Hell.
[00:22] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:34] sign
    THE
[00:35] sign
    LEGEN
[00:35] sign
    DARY
[00:36] sign
    HERO
[00:36] sign
    IS
[00:37] sign
    DEAD
[01:52] sign
    Three Months Later
    Central Continent Southeastern Village of Cheza
[01:54] Touka
    Truly awe-inspiring...
[01:55] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
[01:55] sign
    Episode 1
[02:00] sign
    Touka Scott
    Unremarkable Villager
[02:02] Touka
    What a gorgeous radish!
[02:04] Touka
    You really do have the perfect figure!
[02:07] Touka
    I hereby dub you Katherine.
[02:09] Touka
    Now, let's dress you up real nice!
[02:15] Yuna
    Touka! What are you doing?
[02:20] sign
    Yuna Yunis
    His Childhood Friend
[02:20] Touka
    Y-Yuna?!
[02:22] Touka
    I-I'm just harvesting radishes!
[02:24] Yuna
    So why are you putting a stocking on it?
[02:27] Touka
    Upon finding a radish shaped
    like the perfect thigh, any man would
[02:31] Touka
    feel compelled to put a stocking on it!
[02:33] Yuna
    You're the only pervert who'd do that!
[02:36] Yuna
    Honestly!
[02:38] Yuna
    When you're not lazing around,
    you're doing gross stuff like that.
[02:41] Yuna
    Why'd I have to be childhood friends
     with someone like you?
[02:43] Touka
    What?
[02:44] Yuna
    The legendary hero is our age,
[02:46] Yuna
    and he managed to save the whole world!
[02:49] Touka
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:50] Touka
    Legendary hero this, legendary hero that.
    He's all you people talk about.
[02:53] Touka
    The Sacred Sword could've
    chosen anyone, you know?
[02:56] Touka
    Besides, his seal didn't hold up for long,
[02:58] Touka
    and now the devils are back on the loose.
[03:01] Yuna
    That's why he's traveling
    far and wide to slay them all!
[03:04] Touka
    Cleaning up after yourself ain't very heroic.
[03:07] Touka
    But I don't care what happens far and wide
[03:09] Touka
    so long as my own house
    and field are safe.
[03:14] Touka
    And you too, of course, Yuna.
[03:17] Yuna
    What's that supposed to mean?
[03:19] Touka
    She might be a mean old nag,
    but she's got perfect proportions.
[03:24] Touka
    Especially those thighs!
[03:26] Touka
    Those freaking luscious thighs!
[03:30] Yuna
    The hell are you doing?!
[03:31] Touka
    S-Sorry, force of habit...
[03:32] Yuna
    Honestly!
[03:34] Yuna
    The whole world's in peril,
    but that's still all you think about!
[03:37] Yuna
    Devils could even attack here, you know?
[03:40] Touka
    Thankfully, I'm prepared for that!
[03:44] Touka
    Behold my brilliant trap!
[03:45] Touka
    It'll skewer any devils that enter my field!
[03:48] Yuna
    That's so stupid.
[03:50] Touka
    H-Hey...
[03:51] Touka
    Why's she always gotta take me down a peg?
[03:58] Devil
    I love humans.
[04:00] Devil
    I eat humans.
[04:02] Villager E
    Ah! A devil!
[04:03] Villager D
    It's a devil attack!
[04:07] Yuna
    No... S-Stay back...
[04:10] Devil
    Human. Woman. Looks tasty.
[04:13] Touka
    Yuna!
[04:14] Touka
    What do I do?
[04:16] Touka
    I need Yuna for my future plans.
[04:18] Touka
    I've gotta rescue her somehow.
[04:24] Touka
    Oh, Mr. Devil!
[04:25] Touka
    I've got some tasty meat grilling here!
[04:28] Touka
    Even a devil has to prefer
    a well-browned cut of juicy pork!
[04:32] Touka
    That's it! C'mon over here!
[04:34] Touka
    And fall right into my brilliant trap!
[04:37] Devil
    Gross. I hate pork.
[04:40] Touka
    So pork isn't gonna do the job...
[04:43] Touka
    Crap!
[04:44] Touka
    That expression screams,
    "Why are you grilling when I'm in danger?!"
[04:48] Touka
    Damn it all. I'll have to step in!
[04:50] Sion
    Get away from her!
[04:55] Sion
    Are you all right?
[04:56] sign
    Sion Breydan
    Legendary Hero
[04:57] Yuna
    Th-The legendary hero!
[04:59] Villager
    It's the legendary hero!
[05:01] Villager F
    The legendary hero's here to save us!
[05:03] Yuna
    Mr. Legendary Hero! Thank you so much!
[05:06] Sion
    I'm just glad to see you safe, Miss Yuna.
[05:08] Yuna
    Y-You remember me?!
[05:10] Sion
    Of course I do!
[05:12] Sion
    It's been three whole years.
[05:14] Sion
    Have you been well?
[05:15] Touka
    I forgot this jerk saved
    Yuna three years ago too...
[05:19] Yuna
    I'm so delighted!
[05:20] Yuna
    I was sure you'd forgotten me!
[05:23] Sion
    The delight's all mine,
    since I get to see you happy again.
[05:27] Sion
    I just love your smile, you know.
[05:30] Yuna
    Oh, Mr. Legendary Hero...
[05:32] Touka
    "I just love your smile," he says?!
[05:35] Touka
    This piece-of-shit hero is one smooth talker!
[05:38] Touka
    And Yuna's lapping it up!
[05:39] Touka
    Hey, Yuna! I also tried to save—
[05:41] Yuna
    Stay out of this, scumbag.
[05:44] Yuna
    Go back to your one-man barbecue.
[05:46] Touka
    What's with the total one-eighty?!
[05:48] Touka
    I like you better smiling too, you know!
[05:50] Touka
    After three years, Yuna was
    finally warming up to me!
[05:54] Touka
    This is all that hero's fault!
[05:57] Villager C
    What's that sound? Another devil?!
[05:59] Sion
    I'm sorry.
[06:00] Sion
    I'm afraid that's my stomach rumbling.
[06:04] Yuna
    W-Would you like to come by my house, then?
[06:07] Yuna
    I made a bit too much for lunch...
[06:09] Sion
    Really?
[06:10] Touka
    He gets to eat Yuna's home cooking?!
[06:13] Touka
    Not even I've had that!
[06:15] Touka
    Now they're just rubbing it in...
[06:18] Sion
    Is that barbecue I smell?
[06:21] Sion
    I just love meat! I—
[06:29] Touka
    You gotta be kiddin' me...
[06:30] Yuna
    No!
[06:33] Touka
    Th-There's no way the guy
    who saved the world just...
[06:37] Touka
    Yeah, he's dead.
[06:38] Villager B
    How can this be?!
[06:40] Villager B
    Without the legendary hero,
    we can't seal the Gates of Hell!
[06:43] Villager A
    What a nightmare! It's the end of humanity!
[06:46] Village Chief
    We should put Touka on trial
    before His Majesty!
[06:50] Touka
    Now hold on a minute!
[06:51] Touka
    This was an accident.
[06:52] Touka
    Besides, I'm the victim here.
    He was trespassing to steal food.
[06:57] Villager C
    Don't make excuses!
[06:59] Villager B
    You can atone with your life!
[07:00] Touka
    Ch-Chill out!
[07:02] Touka
    Let's think about this calmly for a moment.
[07:04] Touka
    The legendary hero died
     falling into a trap...
[07:06] Touka
    Who'd even believe that story?
[07:09] Touka
    If a buncha villagers came
    to me with that,
[07:12] Touka
    I'd bet they were the ones who did it!
[07:14] Villager B
    You're gonna try to pin this on us?!
[07:17] Village Chief
    No... I'm afraid he has a point.
[07:19] Village Chief
    No one would believe he died like this.
[07:23] Villager B
    W-We could blame it on a devil...
[07:25] Villager A
    Then how do we explain how we survived?
[07:28] Villager B
    But what other choice do we have?
[07:30] Touka
    Hold it.
[07:31] Touka
    There is another option.
[07:35] Touka
    Now, as far as anyone knows,
     he's just missing.
[07:37] Touka
    We had no part in it.
[07:40] Villager B
    "No part in it," my butt...
[07:41] Villager C
    Guess it figures that it takes
     a madman to off the legendary hero.
[07:45] Touka
    What do you want me to do?!
[07:46] Touka
    All our asses are on the line here!
[07:48] Touka
    We're just protecting the village.
[07:58] Touka
    Man, I feel great this morning.
[08:01] Touka
    Hiding the legendary hero's corpse
    must've been really therapeutic.
[08:05] Touka
    I feel like a whole new man—
[08:09] Touka
    What's going on?
[08:10] Touka
    I look like the legendary hero!
[08:12] Touka
    And on his worst day, no less...
[08:14] Touka
    Maybe I'm dreaming.
[08:17] Yuna
    Who could it be at this early hour?
[08:21] Yuna
    Mr. Legendary Hero?!
[08:23] Yuna
    Mr. Legendary Hero, you came back to life?!
[08:25] Touka
    W-Well, actually...
[08:27] Touka
    I guess I do look just like him.
[08:30] Touka
    Damn it, why'd I end up with that jerk's mug?
[08:33] Touka
    Hang on, she's totally into me!
[08:36] Touka
    That's it! At last, I could...
[08:38] Touka
    Well, Yuna, I had a favor to ask you...
[08:42] Yuna
    Will this serve your purpose,
    Mr. Legendary Hero?
[08:46] Touka
    Th-This is...
[08:48] Touka
    The power of the legendary hero!
[08:49] Touka
    The power of the world's savior!
[08:51] Touka
    Now I can put stockings on the luscious
    thighs of beautiful girls the world over!
[08:58] Yuna
    The legendary hero is looking at me
    with the most piercing gaze...
[09:02] Yuna
    He really is wonderful!
[09:04] Yuna
    Nothing like that stupid Touka!
[09:05] Yuna
    Though he does smell a little rank...
[09:08] Yuna
    No, don't say that, Yuna!
[09:10] Yuna
    Even if he stinks, the legendary hero...
[09:12] Yuna
    Stinks!
[09:14] Yuna
    Mr. Legendary Hero,
    you reek to hell and back!
[09:16] Touka
    Calm down, Yuna!
[09:17] Touka
    What are you—
[09:20] Touka
    Huh?
[09:21] Yuna
    You monster!
[09:22] Touka
    N-No! I'm Touka!
[09:24] Yuna
    Touka's no monster!
[09:26] Touka
    I just woke up like this!
[09:28] Yuna
    Oh? Prove you're Touka, then!
[09:30] Touka
    Magical Girl Magical Yunarin.
[09:33] Touka
    That's what you called yourself at age
    twelve when you wanted to be a mage.
[09:38] Touka
    I'm the only one in the village who knows.
[09:40] Touka
    You even made that lame outfit
    you were so proud of!
[09:43] Touka
    It was hilarious.
[09:44] Touka
    Huh? Yunarin?
[09:46] Touka
    Yunari—
[09:48] Yuna
    Fine, we've established that you're Touka.
[09:51] Yuna
    So, how did you turn into the legendary hero?
[09:53] Touka
    No idea. I wish I knew.
[09:56] Touka
    Seems like my soul got swapped
    into his buried corpse,
[10:02] Touka
    so it must be magic at work.
[10:06] Anri
    So you recognized my necromancy!
[10:07] Anri
    As expected of the man
    who killed Sion the hero!
[10:10] Touka
    Who's there?!
[10:12] Yuna
    It's coming from your field.
[10:16] Anri
    It's about time!
[10:17] Anri
    I'm Anri Haysworth the necromancer!
[10:21] sign
    Anri Haysworth
    Necromancer
[10:21] Anri
    The one who made you Sion the hero!
[10:28] Touka
    And why did you do that, huh?!
[10:30] Yuna
    You're still going?!
[10:31] Anri
    W-Well... I...
[10:34] Anri
    B-Before I answer, could you please help me?
[10:39] Anri
    That was a close call!
[10:43] Anri
    I was dying to see how you'd react when you
     woke up looking like the legendary hero...
[10:50] Anri
    To think you'd anticipate
    my actions and set a trap!
[10:54] Touka
    Sounds like you just screwed up to me!
[10:56] Touka
    I know jack about necromancers,
[10:58] Touka
    but I got better things to do
    than entertain a child's prank.
[11:01] Touka
    So go on. Turn me back.
[11:02] Anri
    This is no prank!
[11:04] Anri
    You must now save the world
    as the legendary hero!
[11:08] Sion
    What?
[11:09] Anri
    When I was traveling with
    Sion the hero, I made him a promise...
[11:13] (Flashback) Sion
    If it ever seems my death is imminent,
[11:16] (Flashback) Sion
    I want you to use your power
    to bequeath my body to another.
[11:20] (Flashback) Sion
    Someone you believe can save the world.
[11:24] Anri
    Not only did you kill Sion,
    you nearly managed to get me too!
[11:28] Anri
    Someone of your prowess
     can surely save the world!
[11:32] Touka
    You both just fell in, damn it!
[11:35] Yuna
    Okay, I get it now.
[11:37] Yuna
    In that case...
[11:39] Yuna
    I'm coming with!
[11:40] Touka
    You sure packed fast!
[11:42] Yuna
    I've always wanted to go on an adventure.
[11:45] Yuna
    I've got to repay the legendary
    hero for saving me...
[11:48] Yuna
    And you've got to make up for what you did!
[11:51] Touka
    Sounds dumb. Pass.
[11:53] Anri
    Oh? You'd rather be punished
    for killing the hero instead?
[11:59] Anri
    Then I'll put you to death, here and now!
[12:01] Touka
    I-I'm still in the hero's body.
[12:04] Touka
    A li'l punk like you can't—
[12:05] Anri
    Your original body is still your true form.
[12:10] Anri
    This is the Coffin of the Living,
    an ancient magic artifact.
[12:13] Anri
    Your original body is sealed within.
[12:16] Anri
    The moment I destroy it,
[12:19] Anri
    your consciousness will expire.
[12:23] Touka
    I see.
[12:25] Touka
    If that's how you wanna play...
[12:28] Touka
    Please, let me save the world.
[12:30] Anri
    Very good!
[12:32] sign
    Bellun
[12:33] Yuna
    Wow! What a bustling town!
[12:35] Anri
    Bellun is the largest city in the region.
[12:38] Anri
    We'll prepare for our journey here.
[12:41] Touka
    You can prepare all you want.
[12:43] Touka
    I'm still not psychologically ready.
[12:45] Yuna
    Man up and face facts already, would you?
[12:48] Touka
    Ha! I can't change my emotions
    on a whim like you do.
[12:52] Touka
    Acting like some tourist right
    after your beloved hero died...
[12:56] Touka
    Talk about heartless.
[12:58] Yuna
    I'm still totally sad about that!
[13:00] Yuna
    But the legendary hero said he loved my smile,
[13:04] Yuna
    so I can't stay down in the dumps forever.
[13:06] Touka
    Huh, you don't say.
[13:09] Touka
    Meanwhile, I'll be smile-free until
    this whole stupid journey's over.
[13:13] Girl A
    Look! It's the legendary hero!
[13:15] Girl B
    What a dreamboat!
[13:17] Girl C
    He's so handsome!
[13:19] Touka
    This body freaking rocks!
[13:23] Yuna
    Look at these cute wands!
[13:25] Yuna
    I kinda want one.
[13:27] Shopkeep
    As I'd expect of the hero's companion,
    you have a discerning eye.
[13:30] Shopkeep
    That's our best magic catalyst.
[13:34] Yuna
    Really?
[13:35] Touka
    You can't even use magic.
[13:37] Yuna
    So what? I can get the look down first.
[13:40] Touka
    If you insist.
[13:41] Touka
    I'll buy it for you as a gift.
[13:43] Yuna
    Touka...
[13:44] Touka
    Shopkeep, how much for the wand?
[13:46] Shopkeep
    Ten million kruks.
[13:49] Touka
    W-Wow, only ten million?
[13:52] Touka
    Anri, how much does the hero's party have?
[13:54] Anri
    Not that much, for sure.
[13:58] Touka
    Would you two mind waiting outside?
[14:03] Touka
    He gave it to me for a thousand.
[14:05] Anri & Yuna
    What?!
[14:06] Anri
    How'd you manage that?
[14:07] Touka
    With charisma that exceeds
    the legendary hero's.
[14:10] Yuna
    This is all we have, and it won't buy
    much more than a room for the night.
[14:15] Touka
    What gives, Anri?
[14:16] Touka
    Didn't the king pay you
    a reward three years ago?
[14:20] Anri
    Nope.
[14:21] Anri
    I've never even met the king.
[14:23] Touka
    Huh? How come?
[14:25] Yuna
    Is that because necromancy
    is taboo or something?
[14:29] Anri
    Y-Yes...
[14:30] Yuna
    I thought so.
[14:31] Touka
    What's a taboo?
[14:33] Yuna
    A kind of magic that's illegal to even use.
[14:36] Yuna
    If it gets out that she's a taboo-caster,
[14:39] Yuna
    she could be executed for it.
[14:41] Anri
    Indeed.
[14:42] Anri
    Only our party at the time knows I was
    a part of what happened three years ago.
[14:48] Anri
    Even at your village, I simply watched
    from afar so as not to make trouble.
[14:53] Yuna
    What will we do for our
    upcoming journey, then?
[14:55] Touka
    Leave it to my charisma.
[15:03] Touka
    Our meal's on the house!
[15:05] Yuna
    No way!
[15:06] Touka
    Man, I'm thinking we can do this
    without any money at all!
[15:09] Anri
    That's the man who defeated the hero for you!
[15:11] Yuna
    You want us to keep relying
    on people's goodwill?
[15:14] Yuna
    We'll be leeches on society!
[15:16] Anri
    Yes, indeed. That's very true!
[15:18] Touka
    Then what are we supposed to do?
[15:19] Yuna
    Let's look for work at the adventurers' guild.
[15:23] Touka
    You want to take honest work?
[15:25] Touka
    Well, I think that's a terrible—
[15:27] Girl C
    Mr. Legendary Hero!
[15:30] Touka
    Older ladies with luscious thighs!
[15:32] Girl C
    Want to come by and sample our wares?
[15:35] Girl D
    You kind of stink, though,
    Mr. Legendary Hero...
[15:37] Touka
    N-Not many chances to
    wash up on a long journey!
[15:42] Girl C
    Oh! Why don't you clean up with us, then?
[15:45] Girl D
    You know, I've never met the real hero,
[15:48] Girl D
    and I hear there've been lots
    of impostors lately.
[15:52] Girl C
    Why don't we ask my bodyguard about it?
[15:55] Girl C
    He said he fought
    alongside him once, after all!
[15:59] Bodyguard
    He does look like the real deal.
[16:02] Bodyguard
    I'm honored to meet you again!
[16:05] Bodyguard
    Do you remember the promise
    you made me that day?
[16:07] Touka
    Promise?
[16:08] Bodyguard
    I requested a proper duel.
[16:11] Bodyguard
    I'm willing to die here if I have to.
[16:13] Touka
    Can't say I feel the same, personally!
[16:16] Girl C
    Go, Mr. Legendary Hero!
[16:18] Girl D
    Win, and we can all take a bath together!
[16:20] Touka
    There's no plausible way I can win...
[16:23] Touka
    Wait, the hero has the Sacred Sword!
[16:26] Touka
    With this, there's no way I can lose!
[16:29] Touka
    I'll end this in a minute flat.
[16:34] Touka
    I'm so limber in this body!
[16:36] Touka
    I'll show you what the hero can really do!
[16:40] Touka & Bodyguard
    Huh?
[16:43] Touka
    My eye! My eye!
[16:45] Touka
    Why'd the Sacred Sword bend like that?!
[16:49] Bodyguard
    He's a fake!
[16:50] Bodyguard
    The legendary hero's nowhere near that weak!
[16:53] Girl D
    I knew something smelled about this.
[16:58] sign
    Adventurers' Guild
[16:59] Yuna
    Honestly!
[17:00] Yuna
    Where'd that stupid Touka run off to?
[17:03] Anri
    Miss Yuna! What about this job?
[17:06] Yuna
    Eliminating devils? And each one's worth...
[17:08] Yuna
    Three hundred thousand?!
[17:10] Yuna
    We can slay devils and earn money!
[17:12] Yuna
    Two birds with one stone!
[17:15] Anri
    Now shower me with praise!
[17:17] Yuna
    Of course! What a smart girl!
[17:19] Kyle
    Anri? Is that you?
[17:22] Yuna
    Who's that?
[17:23] Yuna
    Someone you know?
[17:24] Kyle
    I'm Kyle.
[17:24] sign
    Kyle Ozment
    Former Companion of the Hero
[17:26] Kyle
    I worked with Anri to save the world.
[17:29] Yuna
    The Kyle? The scion of one of the continent's
    most prestigious families
[17:32] Yuna
    who made a name for himself as
    the legendary hero's right-hand man?
[17:38] Kyle
    I'm sure you're intimidated
    by my noble status,
[17:42] Kyle
    but feel free to treat me like anyone else.
[17:44] Anri
    What brings you
    to a place like this, Sir Kyle?
[17:48] Kyle
    I've been trying to track sightings of Sion.
[17:51] Kyle
    But I suppose you know where he is, right?
[17:55] Anri
    The legendary hero...
[17:56] Anri
    is dead.
[17:59] Shopkeep
    Return my ten-million-kruk wand!
[18:01] Citizen A
    Pay up, you damn fake!
[18:03] Touka
    Take a close look!
    I'm really the legendary hero!
[18:06] Citizen B
    The hero doesn't look
    that sickly or smell that bad!
[18:09] Citizen C
    Yeah, he's right!
[18:09] Touka
    Well, see, there was this curse, and...
[18:12] Touka
    Stupid Anri!
[18:14] Touka
    You said my mana would automatically
    restore my zombified body!
[18:18] Touka
    But I'm obviously rotting!
[18:21] Touka
    Plus, I've got the Sacred—
[18:24] Lord
    Replicas I've confiscated
    from impostors like you.
[18:29] Lord
    To discourage further copycats, we should
    make an example of you with a life sentence.
[18:34] Lord
    Maybe a death sentence would be more apt.
[18:35] Touka
    Hell no, it wouldn't!
[18:37] Kyle
    I implore you to wait.
[18:39] Girl E
    Lord Kyle?!
[18:41] Girl F
    The legendary hero's companion?
[18:42] Lord
    Well, well! Lord Kyle!
[18:44] Lord
    What brings you here?
[18:45] Kyle
    I have business with an old friend.
[18:47] Kyle
    He's the real deal. I'd like him released.
[18:50] Lord
    Please, my lord. His appearance and
    behavior suggest quite the contrary...
[18:55] Kyle
    Shall I show you the proof?
[18:59] Touka
    You saved me!
[19:01] Kyle
    Anri filled me in on the situation.
[19:02] Kyle
    Hold the Sacred Sword
    and visualize a giant blade.
[19:06] Touka
    A giant blade?
[19:11] Touka
    What the hell?!
[19:12] Bodyguard
    That's the true Sacred Sword!
[19:15] Bodyguard
    When we fought together, his sword
    would swell to massive proportions
[19:18] Bodyguard
    and he'd nail the devils all at once!
[19:20] Person
    I've seen it too!
[19:20] Lord
    That means this man is the real—
[19:21] Person 2
    Me too!
[19:24] Villager 1
    It's drooping.
[19:24] Villager 2
    It wasn't bendy when I saw him fight...
[19:25] Touka
    What now?
[19:27] Villager 3
    Maybe he is a fake?
[19:27] Kyle
    What the hell is that?
[19:29] Lord
    It seems that he is a fake, after—
[19:31] Yuna
    Hold it right there!
[19:33] Yuna
    If he slays more devils
    on this quest than anyone,
[19:36] Yuna
    that'll prove it, right?
[19:38] Touka
    Wait, hang on. That seems kinda—
[19:40] Crowd
    Yeah!
[19:42] Lord
    Interesting.
[19:44] Lord
    Let us have him prove himself, then.
[19:48] Touka
    Over twenty devils have been sighted?!
[19:51] Touka
    I don't stand a damn chance!
[19:52] Yuna
    What do you want from me?!
[19:54] Yuna
    This was the only way
    to get them off your back!
[19:57] Anri
    Sir Touka, all journeys contain trials.
[20:00] Touka
    And also,
[20:02] Touka
    I wanna know why I'm rotting
     and my sword went flaccid.
[20:06] Anri
    I see.
[20:07] Anri
    The chosen one's mana determines
    the Sacred Sword's strength.
[20:11] Anri
    You'll also require mana
    to maintain that zombie body.
[20:14] Anri
    This leads me to one conclusion...
[20:17] Anri
    You have a miserably limited amount of mana.
[20:21] Touka
    But I'm in the legendary hero's body now!
[20:23] Anri
    Nay, mana derives from the spirit.
[20:26] Yuna
    That makes sense.
[20:27] Yuna
    Touka's worthless soul
    means he has piddly mana.
[20:31] Anri
    I was careless...
[20:32] Anri
    I assumed the man who slew the hero
    would have plenty of mana!
[20:36] Touka
    M-Maybe it went flaccid
    because I'm too awesome!
[20:40] Anri
    In that case...
[20:41] Anri
    This is a magic crystal.
[20:43] Anri
    They're typically used in spellcasting,
[20:46] Anri
    but if you grip one tightly,
[20:48] Anri
    it will shine according to the holder's mana.
[20:52] Kyle
    That light suggests
    the highest possible level.
[20:55] Touka
    Hand it over.
[21:01] Touka
    I don't think it's working.
[21:02] Kyle
    No...
[21:03] Kyle
    There's a faint light in the center.
[21:05] Yuna
    Sad.
[21:06] Anri
    Very well...
[21:07] Anri
    Sir Touka has a mana level of 1,
    akin to a baby's.
[21:11] Yuna
    What about mine?!
[21:13] Anri
    Yours is level 2, akin to a child's.
[21:16] Yuna
    No way!
[21:17] Kyle
    This is a rather grave turn of events.
[21:20] Kyle
    It's bad enough to be a poor combatant,
[21:21] Kyle
    but at this rate, you'll just keep rotting
    until you're a mere skeleton.
[21:25] Kyle
    Thus, I propose...
[21:26] Kyle
    Why not let me play
    the legendary hero instead?
[21:29] Touka
    That's a great idea!
[21:32] Touka
    Then I can go back to my body!
[21:34] Yuna
    He'd be a million times
    better at it than Touka!
[21:36] Anri
    No!
[21:37] Anri
    I won't accept Sir Kyle
    as the legendary hero.
[21:40] Touka
    But shouldn't the job go to
    the guy who wants it?
[21:44] Kyle
    You're still angry about three years ago?
[21:47] Yuna
    Did something happen back then?
[21:49] Anri
    No. That is unrelated.
[21:51] Anri
    The legendary hero's successor must be
    capable of saving the world.
[21:55] Anri
    One of you managed to slay him.
[21:56] Anri
    The other could never best him.
[21:59] Anri
    If I must gamble, I choose the former.
[22:00] Touka
    Seriously, it was an accident!
[22:02] Kyle
    In that case...
[22:04] Kyle
    If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
[22:08] Touka
    Huh?!
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Impostor

Season 1

E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor

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[00:00] Kyle
    In that case...
[00:02] Kyle
    If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
[00:07] Touka
    Huh?!
[00:10] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:22] sign
    THE
[00:23] sign
    LEGEN
[00:23] sign
    DARY
[00:24] sign
    HERO
[00:24] sign
    IS
[00:25] sign
    DEAD
[01:38] sign
    Episode 2
[01:38] sign
    The Legendary Hero Impostor
[01:39] Touka
    Slay me?
[01:40] Touka
    I'm already a zombie!
[01:42] Kyle
    There are two ways I can end you.
[01:44] Kyle
    First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy
    your head, where your astral form dwells.
[01:50] Kyle
    Second, destroy your original physical form.
[01:53] Touka
    None of this makes any sense.
[01:55] Touka
    Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel.
[01:57] Touka
    Give him the legendary hero's body.
[02:00] Touka
    Anri!
[02:03] Kyle
    Forget it. It was just a joke.
[02:06] Kyle
    I thought a little act like that
    might get Anri to give in,
[02:10] Kyle
    but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled.
[02:12] Kyle
    You leave me no choice.
[02:14] Kyle
    I'll fight in your place
    on the quest tomorrow.
[02:16] Touka
    You mean it? Thanks, man!
[02:19] Touka
    You're way more understanding
    than someone here!
[02:22] Kyle
    Don't be rude, now.
[02:25] Kyle
    Anri and I remain united
    in our desire to save the world.
[02:29] Touka
    Kyle...
[02:29] Yuna
    Lord Kyle!
[02:31] Touka
    Boy, what a nice guy.
[02:34] Touka
    The journey ahead will be a breeze.
[02:38] Touka
    Is that what I'm supposed to think?!
[02:40] Touka
    That snotty brat didn't
    even try to back me up!
[02:43] Touka
    If I don't do something,
    I'll still wind up dead!
[02:47] Touka
    I'll just have to take back my body.
[02:59] Touka
    I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta
    find a way to return to normal!
[03:07] Touka
    C-Calm down, man!
[03:08] Touka
    Now's not the time to get distracted by those*!
[03:11] Touka
    Focus, man! Focus!
[03:17] Touka
    Yup, nothing makes thighs*
    look their best like stockings!
[03:21] Touka
    That's one job well done.
[03:23] Touka
    I'll have sweet dreams tonight.
[03:26] Touka
    Wait, dumbass!
[03:28] Touka
    You're here to get your body!
[03:33] Touka
    A burglar? Probably not...
[03:38] Touka
    Kyle?
[03:39] Touka
    Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?!
[03:43] Touka
    No, the other one?!
[03:44] Touka
    He's into little girls?!
[03:46] Touka
    Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero!
[03:52] Touka
    What's he want with the necklace?
[03:56] Touka
    No way...
[03:58] Touka
    He wants to kill me after all?!
[04:05] Kyle
    A trap, eh?
[04:09] Yuna
    Wh-What was that?!
[04:12] Anri
    The protection spell I cast
    on the Coffin of the Living activated.
[04:16] Anri
    Someone must have tried to take it.
[04:19] Anri
    The culprit can't have gotten far.
[04:21] Yuna
    Wait.
[04:22] Yuna
    There's no need for an emergency search.
[04:25] Touka
    Why does Kyle want me dead?
[04:29] Touka
    Does he want the hero's body that badly?
[04:32] Touka
    He's not gonna let it go...
[04:34] Touka
    I have to figure out a way through this!
[04:39] Touka
    Hey, Yuna. What's up?
[04:41] Yuna
    I think you know exactly what's up.
[04:43] Touka
    Crap. I forgot...
[04:45] Yuna
    Die, asshole! Pervert!
[04:49] Captain
    We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt!
[04:53] Crowd
    Yeah!
[04:57] Kyle
    Touka... What happened to your face?
[05:00] Touka
    I was worried about Yuna catching a cold,
[05:02] Touka
    so I snuck into her room and put
    stockings on her, but got caught.
[05:06] Touka
    But after I did that, someone apparently
    tried to steal Anri's necklace.
[05:10] Touka
    She thought it was me, hence the beating.
[05:13] Kyle
    I think messing with a sleeping woman
    is reason enough for the beating...
[05:19] Kyle
    Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief?
[05:22] Touka
    Nah, I left right after
    the whole stockings thing.
[05:25] Kyle
    I see.
[05:26] Kyle
    Once the hunt is over,
    I'll help you find the culprit.
[05:29] Touka
    Thanks a bunch, man!
[05:31] Touka
    Help me find the culprit?!
    You're the culprit, asshole!
[05:34] Touka
    Still, his behavior suggests

    he didn't notice me last night.
[05:39] Touka
    If he can't get at the necklace,
    he'll likely target me next.
[05:43] Touka
    The only question is when.
[05:46] Touka
    At the very least, he won't
    attack while anyone's watching.
[05:49] Touka
    If he wants the hero's body for himself,
[05:51] Touka
    he won't want it to get out
    that he murdered me.
[05:54] Touka
    So as long as I'm never
    alone with him, I'm safe!
[05:58] Touka
    And if I explain things to Yuna
    and Anri after this hunt,
[06:02] Touka
    he'll never get another chance at my head.
[06:04] Touka
    I'll keep an eye on the necklace,
    too, just to be safe.
[06:07] Touka
    Hey, Anri.
[06:09] Anri
    How might I help you, Sir Touka?
[06:12] Touka
    Stick close, okay?
[06:17] Anri
    V-Very well.
[06:22] Touka
    This is the devils' lair?
[06:24] Yuna
    I-I'm nervous all of a sudden...
[06:29] Belarco
    I'd like us to split up now.
[06:32] sign
    Belarco
    Spearman
[06:32] Belarco
    I intend to unmask that impostor hero.
[06:37] Touka
    The guy who goes off on his own
    always dies first at times like this.
[06:41] Kyle
    Not necessarily.
[06:42] Touka
    Huh?
[06:43] Kyle
    That's Twin-Spear Belarco,
[06:45] Kyle
    said to have slain over a hundred
    devils in the battle three years ago.
[06:49] Touka
    A hundred?!
[06:50] Touka
    Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us—
[06:57] Pidon
    Hells yeah! Feasting time!
[06:59] Pidon
    Who do I sink my teeth into first?
[07:01] Pidon
    Aw, now don't go dying just yet!
[07:03] Pidon
    Pidon likes his food still squirming!
[07:06] Touka
    I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils!
[07:10] Kyle
    The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil.
[07:13] Kyle
    Be careful.
[07:14] Kyle
    Its kind uses magic, too.
[07:17] Touka
    It disappeared?!
[07:20] Hunt Team A
    What's going on?
[07:21] Hunt Team B
    We can't beat this thing!
[07:23] Hunt Team B
    We're all gonna die!
[07:24] Hunt Team
    Run!
[07:25] Hunt Team
    Damn! We're done for!
[07:29] Yuna
    Hey! Touka's running, too!
[07:31] Touka
    Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too!
[07:35] Pidon
    Aw, I speared his heart!
[07:38] Pidon
    My bad!
[07:39] Pidon
    They're way less tasty dead!
[07:41] Yuna
    No way... Touka?
[07:43] Yuna
    Touka?!
[07:46] Pidon
    But there's plenty more feast
    where that came from!
[07:49] Yuna
    It disappeared again!
[07:53] Touka
    Look up, guys!
[07:54] Yuna
    He's standing on a magic circle?!
[07:58] Kyle
    I see. So that's how you perform
    that dive-bomb maneuver.
[08:03] Pidon
    You've figured out the trick,
    but you still can't stop me!
[08:07] Kyle
    Oh, I most certainly can.
[08:09] Kyle
    Ein Astres!
[08:12] Pidon
    Huh?
[08:16] Kyle
    Slice to pieces!
[08:23] Yuna
    Oh, wow! What a spell!
[08:26] Yuna
    You're amazing, Lord Kyle!
[08:27] Yuna
    What are you doing now?
[08:29] Kyle
    Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil.
[08:32] Kyle
    Its heart.
[08:36] Yuna
    A m-magic crystal?
[08:38] Kyle
    Yeah, that's right.
[08:40] Kyle
    Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see.
[08:43] Yuna
    Really?
[08:45] Yuna
    This pattern...
[08:46] Kyle
    It's diabolic script. An incantation.
[08:49] Kyle
    Recite it to yourself after
    the activation word "Ein,"
[08:54] Kyle
    and you can use the same spell the devil did.
[08:57] Yuna
    It's that easy?!
[08:58] Kyle
    Yeah, though the effect
    is limited by your mana.
[09:01] Anri
    This one's "Ocupethe."
[09:03] Yuna
    So this would let me use magic?
[09:06] Kyle
    Why not keep it as a souvenir?
[09:08] Kyle
    I have no need of it.
[09:09] Yuna
    Are you sure?
[09:10] Touka
    Hang on a minute!
[09:12] Touka
    I'm the one who saw through
    the trick and scored us a win.
[09:15] Touka
    How about a little gratitude?
[09:16] Yuna
    You're going to brag after running away?
[09:19] Hunt Team C
    Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us!
[09:22] Touka
    Huh?
[09:28] Devil A
    Save the little ones for later.
[09:30] Devil A
    Finish the legendary hero.
[09:32] Touka
    Why were there devils in the woods?!
[09:34] Kyle
    Did they just happen to be out,
[09:36] Kyle
    or did they know we were coming?
[09:38] Kyle
    Either way, their numbers pose a problem.
[09:41] Touka
    Damn it. In that case...
[09:44] Touka
    Time to beat it!
[09:45] Yuna
    You wanna run?!
[09:46] Yuna
    That fortress is their lair!
[09:48] Touka
    You saw how many of them are out there!
[09:51] Touka
    I'm sure there's nobody left inside!
[09:53] Kyle
    And luring them into the narrow halls
    will keep them from overwhelming us?
[09:57] Anri
    Of course! That's the strategist
    who surpassed the legendary hero for you!
[10:02] Devil B
    Welcome, humans...
[10:04] Devil B
    to our dining hall!
[10:06] Touka
    Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too?
[10:09] Yuna
    We're between a rock and a hard place!
[10:12] Kyle
    There's certainly more of them
    than I expected.
[10:16] Touka
    We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys!
[10:18] Touka
    Right down to our bones!
[10:20] Anri
    Even so, we do outnumber them.
[10:23] Touka
    Retreating into fantasy, huh?
[10:25] Touka
    I get the appeal.
[10:26] Touka
    I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers
    and become invincible any minute now, too!
[10:31] Anri
    Forgive me. I fear I must
    desecrate your deaths.
[10:36] Anri
    Ein Goedde!
[10:39] Anri
    Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy.
[10:42] Anri
    But this is another type...
[10:45] Yuna
    The skeletons...
[10:46] Anri
    Remote necromancy!
[10:49] Anri
    My servants.
[10:50] Anri
    Annihilate these devils!
[10:55] Touka
    Hey. They're super weak.
[10:57] Anri
    Worry not.
[10:58] Anri
    Ein Grendel!
[11:03] Touka
    Hey, now they're tougher!
[11:05] Kyle
    That's a physical enhancement spell.
[11:07] Kyle
    Anri's connected herself to
    the skeletons with threads of mana.
[11:11] Kyle
    Any spell she casts will travel through
    them to the skeletons simultaneously.
[11:17] Kyle
    But it expends a lot of mana at once.
[11:19] Kyle
    We need to back her up!
[11:22] Touka
    Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight!
[11:24] Yuna
    It's okay. It's okay...
[11:27] Touka
    Besides, it's not like we've
    really fought devils before!
[11:31] Touka
    Wuh?
[11:32] Touka
    Frickin' hell! My arm!
[11:36] Touka
    Not good!
[11:36] Touka
    Yuna, dodge!
[11:39] Touka
    No! Yuna is...
[11:43] Yuna
    Eek! What happened?!
[11:46] Touka
    It only dissolved her clothes?!
[11:49] Devil C
    I like naked ladies.
[11:51] Touka
    That devil knows what's up!
[11:54] Yuna
    No!
[11:54] Touka
    Hey! Yuna!
[11:56] Touka
    Damn it! We can't afford to get separated!
[11:59] Touka
    Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle?
[12:02] Touka
    No! My priority is Yuna right now!
[12:05] Touka
    For more reasons than one!
[12:09] Yuna
    Why did this have to happen to me?
[12:12] Yuna
    One look at those devils
    and I totally lost my nerve.
[12:14] Yuna
    I'm even worse than Touka.
[12:16] Touka
    You called?
[12:17] Touka
    Hold it! I'm not a devil!
[12:19] Yuna
    Don't look!
[12:21] Touka
    I was worried this might happen,
[12:23] Touka
    so I brought a spare outfit...
[12:25] Yuna
    You mean it?
[12:26] Touka
    This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit!
[12:28] Touka
    Would you rather wear my jacket,
    which stinks of the grave?
[12:31] Yuna
    Not in a million years!
[12:32] Devil C
    Where's the naked lady?
[12:35] Yuna
    I-It's coming... What do we do?
[12:38] Touka
    Form change...
[12:40] Touka
    Whip!
[12:41] Yuna
    It can do more than get bigger?
[12:43] Touka
    It seems it can take
    any simple shape I imagine.
[12:48] Touka
    It's always limp when I hold it, though.
[12:51] Touka
    Our lives were on the line here,
    so I did a little advance prep.
[12:54] Touka
    So please find your strength
    and join the fight with me.
[12:57] Touka
    You beat the crap out of me
    all the time, remember?
[13:00] Touka
    So what chance does a devil have?
[13:02] Yuna
    Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh?
[13:06] Devil C
    Found you.
[13:10] Devil C
    This is too saggy to—
[13:14] Touka
    The Sacred Sword hardens up
    again when I'm not holding it,
[13:17] Touka
    though the elongation lowers its toughness
[13:20] Touka
    and it reverts to normal after enough time passes.
[13:22] Touka
    Yuna! Now's our chance!
[13:24] Devil C
    I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes.
[13:26] Devil C
    I wanna see her naked in stockings!
[13:30] Touka
    Naked in stockings?!
[13:32] Touka
    Oh, man, this guy gets it.
[13:34] Touka
    A true man of culture!
[13:35] Touka
    Yuna, don't hurt him!
[13:37] Touka
    This devil is our ally!
[13:40] Yuna
    Ally, my ass!
[13:42] Yuna
    Naked in stockings over my dead body!
[13:44] Yuna
    Ein Ocupethe!
[13:49] Yuna
    Every single one of you...
[13:51] Yuna
    is my enemy!
[13:54] Yuna
    I did it!
[13:55] Yuna
    I really did it!
[13:56] Yuna
    I beat a devil!
[13:59] Touka
    Impossible...
[14:00] Touka
    The naked-in-stockings pledge...
[14:02] Yuna
    Say, devils aren't so tough after all!
[14:04] Yuna
    Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff!
[14:12] Kyle
    At last, the hour has come.
[14:14] Kyle
    Now, Touka, it's time for you to die.
[14:17] Touka
    Yuna! Hey, Yuna!
[14:19] Kyle
    Don't worry. She's just unconscious.
[14:22] Kyle
    I'm no fan of harming women.
[14:27] Touka
    The dude who tried to kill me last night
    is gonna put on the nice-guy act?
[14:31] Kyle
    Oh? You knew it was me?
[14:38] Kyle
    You have no chance.
[14:39] Kyle
    I'm a champion who fought
     alongside the legendary hero.
[14:43] Kyle
    That's right.
[14:44] Kyle
    I'm part of the hero's party.
[14:46] Kyle
    And that's all I've ever been...
[14:48] Kyle
    Never the legendary hero.
[14:51] Kyle
    Talent, beauty, nobility...
    I was born with it all.
[14:56] Kyle
    They said divine blood
    flowed through my veins.
[14:59] Kyle
    I should have been chosen
     by the Sacred Sword.
[15:03] Kyle
    Had the one perfect being
    who surpasses even me...
[15:06] Kyle
    Had Sion not appeared!
[15:10] Kyle
    And so, when Anri joined the party,
    I made up my mind.
[15:13] Kyle
    If there were heights I couldn't
    reach in my current body,
[15:16] Kyle
    I'd have to become Sion!
[15:20] Kyle
    It was easy to fool Anri.
[15:23] Kyle
    I used her necromancy to
    take over various devils
[15:25] Kyle
    and attacked Sion time and again!
[15:28] Kyle
    Yet I failed at every turn.
[15:31] Kyle
    But at last! At last...
[15:33] Kyle
    I can become the perfect being!
[15:36] Touka
    I get it now.
[15:38] Touka
    You're an absolute madman,
[15:40] Touka
    so obsessed with the legendary hero
    that you want to become him!
[15:45] Kyle
    The hero's body is wasted in the hands
    of a worthless piece of trash like you.
[15:50] Kyle
    Indeed, behold!
[15:51] Kyle
    You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me!
[15:55] Kyle
    You're not worthy to be the legendary hero.
[15:59] Touka
    I'm just the son of a wannabe
    mercenary nobody.
[16:02] Touka
    I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete,
[16:07] Touka
    and now I find out I have the mana of a baby.
[16:10] Touka
    But no matter what anyone else thinks,
[16:13] Touka
    I don't hate myself.
[16:16] Touka
    I think I'm worth a lot.
[16:19] Touka
    Even the legendary hero's body
    has been nothing but bad news.
[16:23] Touka
    Meanwhile, here you are...
[16:26] Touka
    You wanna be him? The "perfect being"?
[16:30] Touka
    I don't hafta take crap from a guy
    so desperate to give up being himself!
[16:37] Kyle
    Such words lack impact
    from a failure like you.
[16:45] Yuna
    Well? That had impact, right?
[16:49] Kyle
    You should've stayed down...
[16:55] Kyle
    What?!
[16:57] Touka
    Anri!
[17:00] Kyle
    I thought you'd still be fighting!
[17:02] Anri
    I remembered what Sir Touka said...
[17:04] Anri
    "Stick close."
[17:06] Kyle
    And so you left all those devils back there?!
[17:09] Anri
    No.
[17:10] Anri
    I'd slain about half when the other
    quest participants came to my aid.
[17:15] Anri
    I will never give you the hero's body.
[17:19] Anri
    Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life.
[17:24] Kyle
    What an presumptuous thing to say.
[17:27] Kyle
    I'm the one who's been sparing your life.
[17:30] Kyle
    I didn't want to hurt you,
[17:33] Kyle
    which is why I hoped you'd
    agree to make me the hero.
[17:36] Kyle
    But I'd forgotten...
[17:38] Kyle
    You see, Anri isn't human.
[17:42] Kyle
    The necromancer clan have
    magic crystals for hearts.
[17:45] Kyle
    They're devils masquerading as humans!
[17:51] Kyle
    So I'm going to kill you
[17:53] Kyle
    and take your magic crystal.
[17:56] Touka
    Talk as big as you want
    in your birthday suit,
[17:58] Touka
    but we still have the advantage.
[18:01] Touka
    We and our skeleton army...
[18:04] Touka
    Where's the skeleton army?
[18:06] Anri
    I left them back there.
[18:07] Touka
    What?
[18:09] Kyle
    Sounds like the great Anri
    is running out of strength!
[18:12] Kyle
    I'll finish things here and now, then!
[18:14] Touka
    Tch! In that case...
[18:17] Touka
    We book it!
[18:25] Touka
    No way are we beating
     that guy in a fair fight!
[18:28] Yuna
    Why?!
[18:30] Touka
    Naked in stockings?!
[18:32] Touka
    Congrats on your dream coming true, man.
[18:41] Kyle
    I lost them... Damn!
[18:44] sign
    Form Change: Wall
[18:47] Touka
    Looks like he bought it.
[18:50] Touka
    So? You really a devil?
[18:52] Anri
    It's true that I have
    a magic crystal for a heart.
[18:55] Anri
    My white hair and red eyes, too, are
    adaptations to the environment of Hell.
[19:01] Anri
    I'm the descendant of those who were locked
    behind the Gates of Hell long ago.
[19:07] Yuna
    A human born in Hell?!
[19:09] Touka
    But how does Kyle know all that stuff?
[19:12] Anri
    Three years ago, the necromancers
    escaped from Hell,
[19:16] Anri
    but we were persecuted in the northlands.
[19:19] Anri
    Sir Sion was the only person to learn
    what I was and still treat me as human.
[19:26] Anri
    Sir Touka...
[19:27] Anri
    You are now the legendary hero.
[19:30] Anri
    If you cannot trust me, I give you
    permission to slay me here and now.
[19:35] Anri
    If I cannot carry on the hero's will,
    I am better off dead.
[19:43] Touka
    Well, you're a damned pain in the ass
    who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess.
[19:48] Touka
    But one day, you might grow into
    a beautiful girl with luscious thighs.
[19:54] Touka
    If I'm gonna have to save the world,
[19:57] Touka
    I'd be missing out if I can't watch
    you grow up in the meantime.
[20:01] Anri
    Wh-What happens if I become
    a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?!
[20:05] Touka
    We'll enjoy a relaxed life
     together in my village.
[20:07] Anri
    I'll do it! I'll do it!
[20:10] Anri
    I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious
    thighs and live forever with Sir Touka!
[20:14] Yuna
    You're okay with that corrupt motive?!
[20:17] Yuna
    Well, I trust you too, Anri.
[20:19] Yuna
    Let's work together to do
    the legendary hero's job.
[20:22] Anri
    Dame Yuna!
[20:23] Yuna
    So, what do we do now?
[20:26] Touka
    Good question!
[20:28] Touka
    Guess it's time to get serious.
[20:30] Yuna
    The loser's refrain!
[20:34] Kyle
    Those worthless failures!
[20:41] Kyle
    Found you.
[20:44] Touka
    He's here.
[20:46] Kyle
    You ran right into a dead end, eh?
[20:49] Kyle
    It's clearly a trap.
[20:51] Kyle
    My superior intelligence tells me so.
[21:00] Kyle
    Just as I thought.
[21:01] Touka
    Damn! It missed!
[21:04] Kyle
    Anri's mana is at its limit.
[21:07] Kyle
    It's safe to assume there won't
    be any more zombie attacks.
[21:15] Touka
    I surrender!
[21:16] Touka
    I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me!
[21:21] Kyle
    The absolute scumbag!
[21:25] Kyle
    I clearly expected too much
    from you bunch of failures!
[21:31] Kyle
    Now, give me Sion's body—
[21:34] Touka
    The hilt from a replica.
[21:36] Touka
    I figured it might come in handy,
    so I smuggled it out with me.
[21:42] Kyle
    So, where's the real one?
[21:44] Kyle
    Did you think you could negotiate
    in exchange for that?
[21:47] Touka
    Oh, certainly not.
[21:48] Touka
    I'm not hiding it, see...
[21:52] Touka
    That was the bait to lure you out.
[21:56] Touka
    Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine.
[21:59] Touka
    And if there's one I like best...
[22:03] Touka
    It's a pitfall!
[22:04] Kyle
    You...
[22:07] Kyle
    You worthless failures!
[22:12] Kyle
    Guess even failures like us
    can get the better of you.
[22:18] Kyle
    Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea,
[22:20] Kyle
    you weird, stupid pervert.
[22:24] Citizen
    The legendary hero has returned!
[22:28] Yuna
    With all these, I can become a great mage!
[22:32] Quest-Giver
    I'm taking these as proof of devils slain.
[22:36] Quest-Giver
    And here's your three-million-kruk reward.
[22:39] Yuna
    Aw... Can't I keep just one?
[22:42] Yuna
    Hey!
[22:42] Shopkeep
    This is only three million!
[22:45] Shopkeep
    Where's the other seven million?
[22:47] Shopkeep
    If you can't pay it, give back my wand!
[22:49] Yuna
    The wand...
[22:51] Yuna
    It melted!
[22:52] Shopkeep
    Seven million!
[22:53] Citizen
    And pay your food tab!
[22:54] Yuna
    What do we do, Touka?
[22:56] Touka
    H-Hey, I know where to get money!
[22:59] Touka
    The capital!
[23:00] Touka
    We'll shake the king down for all he's worth!
[23:04] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[23:05] Anri
    I bought stockings!
[23:07] Anri
    What do you think?!
[23:11] Touka
    Burdock roots.
[23:12] Anri
    You're so mean!
[23:19] Leland
    Such beautiful, wonderful bones...
[23:23] Friedrich
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[23:25] Friedrich
    Well? Who's our next target, then?
[23:30] Leland
    Princess Marguerite Farom.
[23:33] Leland
    The most beautiful bones in the kingdom.

Season 1

E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!

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[00:00] sign
    Diary of a Newly Made Zombie Man
[00:01] Touka
    It turns out my mana's so low that
    I can't regenerate flesh on my bones.
[00:05] sign
    Journey Day 4
[00:05] Touka
    Can I really save the world
    with my arm in this condition?
[00:09] sign
    Day 5
[00:09] Touka
    Wild dogs made off with more of my flesh.
[00:11] sign
    Day 6
[00:11] Touka
    My eyeball came out,
    so I played catch with Anri.
[00:14] Touka
    Looking at Yuna's thighs makes me drool.
[00:14] sign
    Day 7
[00:17] Touka
    I wonder why!
[00:18] sign
    Day 8
[00:18] Touka
    Duh, because I love thighs!
[00:20] sign
    Day 9
[00:20] Touka
    Yuna beat me up and I was
    pretty out of it for a while.
[00:23] sign
    Day 10
[00:24] Touka
    Now I'm a skeleton.
[00:27] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:39] sign
    THE
[00:40] sign
    LEGEN
[00:40] sign
    DARY
[00:41] sign
    HERO
[00:41] sign
    IS
[00:42] sign
    DEAD
[01:56] sign
    Episode 3
[01:56] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
[01:57] Touka
    No freaking way...
[01:58] Touka
    What do I do?
[01:59] Touka
    Am I just gonna look like this forever?
[02:02] Yuna
    Where'd Touka get off to?
[02:06] Yuna
    As long as I'm all alone,
    maybe I'll wash off!
[02:13] Touka
    Without my clothes,
    I look like any old skeleton.
[02:15] Touka
    I can peep my heart out
    from a front-row seat!
[02:18] Touka
    We made eye contact!
[02:20] Touka
    Wait, look at her!
    She doesn't know anything's up!
[02:24] Anri
    Dame Yuna?
[02:25] Anri
    Why are you burying Sir Touka?
[02:28] Yuna
    He was peeping on me.
[02:30] Touka
    She knew exactly what was up!
[02:32] sign
    Gates of Hell
[02:32] sign
    Northern Continent
[02:32] sign
    Central Continent
[02:32] sign
    Royal Capital Lumen
[02:32] sign
    Alda Fortress
[02:32] sign
    Bellun
[02:32] sign
    Cheza
[02:32] Touka
    It's day ten of my journey to close
    the Gates of Hell as the legendary hero.
[02:36] Touka
    We've racked up a pretty big debt,
[02:38] Touka
    so we're heading to the capital
    to get funds from the king.
[02:42] Yuna
    I've been giving you leeway
    because you're in the hero's body,
[02:45] Yuna
    but you're basically no good to anyone now.
[02:48] Touka
    It can't be that bad!
[02:49] Touka
    Granted, I don't know how
    I can keep traveling like this.
[02:52] Anri
    Being a skeleton isn't an issue.
[02:54] Anri
    You retain your five senses as normal.
[02:57] Touka
    That's not the dang point!
[02:59] Touka
    If I enter the capital like this,
[03:01] Touka
    we'll start a panic before
    I ever reach the king!
[03:03] Anri
    No need to worry.
[03:05] Anri
    No matter what you may look like,
    I'll always be on your side, Sir Touka.
[03:09] Touka
    I'm telling you, that's not the point.
[03:11] Touka
    I gotta find a way to boost
    my mana and get my flesh back.
[03:16] Touka
    If my own mana can't cut it,
    what if I go back to my body,
[03:20] Touka
    then have you enter the hero's
     to regenerate it, Anri?
[03:23] Anri
    Sir Touka, I cannot agree to that proposal.
[03:26] Touka
    How come?
[03:27] sign
    "Mr. K" Suspected of Spiritual Degeneration
[03:27] Anri
    Each transfer via possession necromancy
[03:30] Anri
    carries the risk of spiritual degeneration.
[03:33] Anri
    I could not bear seeing you
    become a degenerate,
[03:35] Anri
    even for the sake of saving the world!
[03:38] Touka
    You just up and cast a spell
    that dangerous on me?
[03:41] Yuna
    Maybe we should pass on seeing the king.
[03:43] Yuna
    We can make money the old-fashioned way.
[03:46] Anri
    I'm all right with foraging.
[03:48] Touka
    It's like you don't even care...
[03:53] Touka
    I just had a great idea!
[03:55] sign
    Royal Capital of Farom Lumen
[03:56] Man 1
    The legendary hero?
[03:57] Man 2
    It's the hero!
[03:58] Woman
    Mr. Hero!
SIGN    You are most welcome here, Hero Sion.
[04:03] sign
    Larcvalt XIII
    King of Farom
[04:07] Touka
    I-It's been quite some time, Your Majesty!
[04:10] (Flashback) Yuna
    What's your great idea?
[04:12] (Flashback) Touka
    I'll have the Sacred Sword
    take the basic shape of a face,
[04:15] (Flashback) Touka
    then draw features on it.
[04:16] (Flashback) Touka
    And if we use those rainbow
    grapes Anri was eating...
[04:21] (Flashback) Yuna
    That hero's mug is pissing me off.
[04:22] (Flashback) Touka
    Shut up.
[04:23] (Flashback) Touka
    Even painters use these in their craft.
[04:27] (Flashback) Yuna
    Wow, you know a lot! I'm a little impressed.
[04:29] (Flashback) Touka
    I often use them to color radishes
    to look more like thighs.
[04:32] (Flashback) Yuna
    I take it all back.
[04:36] Touka
    Worked like a charm!
[04:36] sign
    Replica
[04:38] Touka
    Anyway, the king's a pretty brawny dude...
[04:40] Touka
    He personally led the kingdom
    in battle three years ago, right?
SIGN    Now, Hero Sion, how may I help you today?
[04:47] Touka
    Oh, well, you see...
[04:50] Touka
    I'm a bit low on traveling funds,
    so I was hoping for your support...
SIGN    What an amusing joke to start with after so long away!
[04:59] Touka
    Er, it wasn't exactly a joke...
SIGN    Of everyone who fought so bravely three years ago,
SIGN    you alone sought no reward.
SIGN    You taught me what a true champion was.
[05:11] Touka
    This is the pits! How do I get the money?
SIGN    Tell me, what is it you're truly after?
[05:16] Touka
    I'm after money, you old bastard!
[05:19] Touka
    Damn it, what now?
[05:21] Touka
    How do I get some capital out of this jerk?
[05:23] Touka
    Crud! I'm sweating my face off!
SIGN    Your face...
SIGN    So you've finally decided to wed Marguerite, eh?
[05:31] Touka
    Wed? Marguerite?
[05:33] Touka
    Um, I'm afraid it's not that—
SIGN    It's not?
SIGN    You came for a duel with me, then?
[05:41] Touka
    No, I came for Marguerite!
[05:44] Touka
    That was close! Fighting that gorilla
    would've been the end of me for sure.
[05:49] sign
    Isaac Gardner
    Tutor to the Princess
[05:50] Isaac
    This is Her Highness's room.
[05:52] Touka
    Wait, you mean Marguerite's the princess?!
[05:55] Touka
    This damn hero turned down
    marrying a princess?!
[05:58] Touka
    Well, if she's his daughter, maybe
    she's something of a gorilla herself...

[06:03] Isaac
    I'll take my leave so as not
    to interrupt your reunion.
[06:07] Touka
    Yeah, fine.
[06:08] Isaac
    But see that you conduct
    yourself appropriately.
[06:11] Touka
    It's not like I'm into gorillas, man.
[06:14] Touka
    Hey, Gori— er, Marguerite!
[06:17] Touka
    Your hero's here!
[06:18] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero?!
[06:21] Touka
    Th-That's one beautiful gorilla!
[06:22] sign
    Marguerite Farom
    Third Princess of Farom
[06:23] Marguerite
    It's been so long.
[06:24] Marguerite
    Mr. H—
[06:28] Touka
    Why'd you shut the door?!
[06:31] Touka
    A monster!
[06:32] Touka
    I'm really the hero! There's
    a reason my face looks like this!
[06:38] Marguerite
    Might I ask what that reason is?
[06:40] Touka
    Uh...
[06:42] Touka
    I-It's a curse.
[06:44] Touka
    A devil turned me into a skeleton,
    so I wear a mask to hide it...
[06:49] Touka
    Not buying it, huh?
[06:53] Marguerite
    I'm so sorry!
[06:55] Marguerite
    I had no idea that such an
    awful fate had befallen you.
[06:58] Marguerite
    I suspected my father of playing a prank.
[07:00] Touka
    A princess raised in a walled garden, eh?
[07:03] Touka
    What a mark!
[07:04] Marguerite
    Have you come to marry me, then?
[07:08] Touka
    Marrying a princess is a tasty offer,
    but I can't go letting my other girls down.
[07:13] Touka
    Nah, I just came to pay a—
[07:15] Marguerite
    Then begone!
[07:17] Marguerite
    We promised never to see each other
    again absent a pledge of marriage.
[07:21] Marguerite
    My father arranged our union
    before we knew each other,
[07:25] Marguerite
    but each time I heard of your heroic deeds,
    my longing and respect for you grew.
[07:31] Marguerite
    If I come to know you too well,
    I might truly fall in love.
[07:35] Marguerite
    So it would be better to keep our distance.
[07:39] Touka
    What a damn pain!
[07:41] Touka
    But I gotta do something,
[07:43] Touka
    or she'll kick me out and
    they'll kill me for sure!
[07:46] Touka
    I got no choice...
[07:47] Touka
    I was merely kidding.
    Of course I want to marry you!
[07:52] Marguerite
    Truly?!
[07:54] Touka
    O-Only after I save the world, that is!
[07:56] Marguerite
    But of course!
[07:58] Touka
    Sorry, babe. Can't save the world
    without telling a few nasty lies.
[08:02] Marguerite
    In that case, might I ask one
    terrible indulgence?
[08:06] Touka
    What is it?
[08:07] Marguerite
    In two days, a masquerade will be
    held all throughout the city.
[08:10] Marguerite
    I was wondering if you might...
[08:12] Marguerite
    If you'd...
[08:14] Marguerite
    go on a date with me then!
[08:17] Touka
    I can't marry you,
    but I can date you for sure!
[08:20] Marguerite
    I would like to learn more about you,
[08:24] Marguerite
    and masks are required on that day,
[08:26] Marguerite
    which might allow you to go out
     as you are without suspicion.
[08:29] Touka
    What do I do until then?
[08:31] Marguerite
    I have just the thing!
[08:34] Marguerite
    It was somewhere around here...
[08:36] Marguerite
    There!
[08:37] Marguerite
    I'll paint your face onto this.
[08:42] Anri
    A city-wide masquerade?
[08:43] Anri
    How delightful!
[08:46] Yuna
    It's in two days.
[08:48] Yuna
    I wouldn't mind having
    a bit of fun before we leave.
[08:51] Anri
    Yes, fun!
[08:54] Yuna
    Anri!
[08:57] Leland
    They're having a major devil hunt
    to prepare for the festival.
[09:02] Leland
    You dropped this...
[09:04] Leland
    Little Miss Necromancer.
[09:12] sign
    Leland Tallman
    Orphanage Director
[09:12] Leland
    I'm Leland, a medical doctor and
    the director of this orphanage.
[09:17] Leland
    There are those in the capital
    who know of necromancers...
[09:21] Leland
    You don't want to get arrested now.
[09:27] Leland
    No need to be so guarded around me.
[09:29] Anri
    If you know I'm a necromancer,
    why protect me?
[09:32] Leland
    If you entered the capital despite the risk,
    you must have a very good reason.
[09:37] Leland
    I don't discriminate based
    on the circumstances of one's birth.
[09:41] Leland
    I just like to help people in need.
[09:43] Anri
    Sir Leland!
[09:45] Anri
    We actually came to get money from—
[09:47] Yuna
    We're searching for a way to boost mana!
[09:50] Leland
    If you continuously use up your mana each day,
[09:52] Leland
    it should increase naturally in a few years.
[09:58] Leland
    But there's also medicine
    to raise it temporarily.
[10:00] Yuna
    Really?
[10:02] Leland
    Soma drops.
[10:04] Leland
    Taking some will increase your mana
    by about three levels.
[10:07] Leland
    Only until you exhaust it, of course.
[10:11] Anri
    That should be more than enough
    to help Sir Touka regenerate.
[10:15] Yuna
    How much will it cost?
[10:17] Leland
    About 100 million.
[10:19] Yuna
    A hundred million?!
[10:20] Anri
    We can't afford it?
[10:21] Yuna
    Only kings and nobles could!
[10:23] Anri
    But Sir Touka is asking the king for—
[10:25] Yuna
    It's still not happening!
[10:27] Leland
    You appear to be adventurers yourselves.
[10:29] Leland
    Why not participate in the devil hunt?
[10:31] Yuna
    There's no way we'd earn
    100 million off of that.
[10:35] Leland
    In that case...
[10:37] Leland
    Why don't you show me
    your body to cover the rest?
[10:42] Yuna
    Mr. Leland, you can't possibly
    be into that kind of thing...
[10:45] Leland
    It's a small price to pay, is it not?
[10:47] Yuna
    If it will spare Anri that pain...
[10:51] Yuna
    Y-You can take me instead!
[10:54] Leland
    Actually...
[10:55] Leland
    I want to figure out how
    a magic crystal works
[10:57] Leland
    in the place of a necromancer's heart...
[11:00] Leland
    To help me save people. As a doctor.
[11:02] Yuna
    Huh?! That's what it was about?!
[11:05] Touka
    Why's she got so much to eat?
[11:08] Touka
    I know! She'll take one bite
    of everything and throw out the rest!
[11:11] Touka
    Not on my watch!
[11:12] Touka
    I'll help as much as I can!
[11:14] Marguerite
    It's finished!
[11:17] Touka
    A perfect match!
[11:18] Touka
    It looks just like me!
[11:19] Marguerite
    But it seems slightly off...
[11:22] Marguerite
    Oh, forgive me!
[11:23] Marguerite
    I should have a bite to eat.
[11:26] Marguerite
    What? There's so little...
[11:27] Touka
    I helped myself.
[11:29] Marguerite
    O-Oh, of course!
[11:31] Marguerite
    Well, then...
[11:32] Marguerite
    Would you mind turning
    the other way while I indulge?
[11:36] Touka
    Sure...
[11:40] Touka
    How the hell does she eat like that?!
[11:43] Touka
    She packed it in in an instant!
[11:45] Touka
    I get it. You don't want people
    to see what a glutton you are.
[11:48] Marguerite
    I asked you not to look!
[11:51] Touka
    Hey, when you're hungry—
[11:54] Touka
    Huh?
[11:55] Marguerite
    F-Food...
[11:58] Touka
    What the?!
[12:03] Yuna
    Now, let's make some money!
[12:05] Anri
    First, I have something to give you.
[12:09] Anri
    You seem to be a good match
    for physical enhancement magic,
[12:12] Anri
    so Sir Touka and I arranged this.
[12:15] Yuna
    What the heck?
[12:18] Anri
    I made it from devil leather!
[12:20] Anri
    It's far more effective than
    using a magic crystal alone!
[12:25] Yuna
    For dignity's sake,
    I'll wear it under my clothes.
[12:34] Siruela
    Ein Thor.
[12:38] sign
    Siruela Carmen
    One of the Four Knights
[12:39] Siruela
    Child's play.
[12:40] Yuna
    Amazing...
[12:41] Colin
    One of the kingdom's four strongest knights...
[12:44] Colin
    Siruela of the Thunder Sword.
[12:46] sign
    Colin Brad
    Adventurer
[12:46] sign
    Neigan Bourne
    Adventurer
[12:46] Colin
    Are you fine ladies joining the hunt?
[12:48] Yuna
    Oh, er, yes!
[12:50] Colin
    You won't accomplish much with
    one of the Four Knights around.
[12:53] Colin
    Care to join us at a secret hunting spot?
[13:00] Yuna
    Look at all those devils!
[13:02] Anri
    There are quite a few.
[13:03] Colin
    But you can beat them easily, helmet girl.
[13:06] Anri
    "Helmet girl"?
[13:07] Colin
    I have a spell that lets me
    read the mana of living things.
[13:11] Colin
    Yours is around 9, on par with Siruela's.
[13:15] Colin
    Here's a magic crystal with a lightning spell.
[13:17] Colin
    Go give 'em a real shock to the system!
[13:20] Anri
    Indeed I shall!
[13:23] Anri
    Ein Furfur!
[13:27] Yuna
    You're so strong, Anri!
[13:29] Yuna
    You took them all out in one hit!
[13:31] Colin
    Yep!
[13:32] Colin
    You took them all out so easily...
[13:34] Colin
    Granted, they were already dead.
[13:38] Anri
    Necromancy?!
[13:39] Colin
    I can't believe how easy
    it was to lure them in...
[13:44] Colin
    Skeleton man.
[13:47] Isaac
    What is wrong with you?!
[13:49] Isaac
    I told you three years ago
    that the princess had MES!
[13:49] sign
    Mana Effusion Syndrome: A medical condition
    that prevents the storage of mana in the body
[13:52] Touka
    Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful!
[13:54] Isaac
    If she remains in a mana-deprived
    state for too long, she could die!
[13:58] Marguerite
    Isaac...
[14:00] Marguerite
    The fault is mine. I should
    have been more cautious.
[14:03] Isaac
    But—
[14:05] Maid
    I've brought your soma drops and dinner!
[14:11] Marguerite
    I'm all right now.
[14:12] Marguerite
    Thank you for your concern.
[14:14] Marguerite
    I'm going to have my dinner now.
[14:16] Marguerite
    I would appreciate it if you'd leave.
[14:18] Touka
    It's a little late to be self-conscious.
[14:21] Touka
    Everyone here already knows you're a glutton.
[14:23] Marguerite
    I suppose.
[14:24] Marguerite
    I could hardly hide it
    from my future husband.
[14:27] Marguerite
    In that case...
[14:29] Marguerite
    I shall partake!
[14:31] Touka
    She's annihilating that food!
[14:33] Isaac
    In order to recoup her energy,
    the princess has trained
[14:36] Isaac
    to become the world's fastest speed-eater!
[14:42] Marguerite
    Thank you for the meal!
[14:44] Touka
    Huh?!
[14:45] Marguerite
    You must be disappointed, surely.
[14:47] Marguerite
    For one hour after I eat,
    I take on this hideous form.
[14:51] Touka
    C'mon, you can't be serious.
[14:53] Touka
    Does this mean...
[14:55] Touka
    Heck yeah! Luscious as hell, bro!
[14:58] Isaac
    What are you doing to Her Highness, you lout?!
[15:00] Touka
    I'm not missing my chance
    to behold super-luscious thighs!
[15:04] Touka
    I just wish they were in stockings
    to accentuate their plumpness!
[15:10] Isaac
    Are you all right, Your Highness?
[15:12] Marguerite
    I-I'm fine!
[15:14] Isaac
    Wretched hero...
[15:15] Isaac
    I will not let this stand!
[15:19] Siruela
    We've cleared the devils
    in the vicinity of the capital.
[15:22] Siruela
    But something concerns me...
SIGN    Oh?
[15:25] Siruela
    During the hunt, I witnessed
    a powerful spell cast from afar.
[15:30] Siruela
    Upon investigation, I found blood spatter
    and charred pieces of devil flesh,
[15:35] Siruela
    but not a single proper corpse.
SIGN    Disappearances have spiked in the capital over recent days as well.
SIGN    There may be more lurking here than just the devils.
SIGN    Perhaps we should call off the celebration.
[15:53] Siruela
    No need to worry, Your Majesty.
[15:55] Siruela
    I'll have all the Knights
    on patrol for it.
[15:58] Siruela
    And we now have...
[16:00] Siruela
    Sion the legendary hero with us.
[16:02] Marguerite
    You may spend the night here.
[16:04] Touka
    Nice! I feel like a real nobleman!
[16:07] Marguerite
    For caution's sake, I must venture
    into town now to see my doctor.
[16:10] Touka
    Huh? There's no doctor in the castle?
[16:12] Marguerite
    The doctor who once attended to me resigned,
[16:16] Marguerite
    but I still call on him
    when I require his counsel.
[16:20] Marguerite
    And I get to skip tutoring this way!
[16:21] Isaac
    I heard that, Your Highness.
[16:25] Marguerite
    But the hero is here!
    Surely I don't need lessons right now!
[16:29] Isaac
    Unacceptable. You'll have
    a full slate tomorrow.
[16:32] Isaac
    Be prepared.
[16:33] Marguerite
    Oh, no!
[16:36] Touka
    Whew, finally free!
[16:39] Touka
    The princess fainted,
[16:40] Touka
    King Gorilla gorilla'd around,
[16:42] Touka
    and the jerk with the eyepatch
    wouldn't lay off! I'm beat!
[16:45] Touka
    Nothing to do for two days,
    so I might as well take it easy.
[16:49] Touka
    Crud, I totally forgot
    about the whole money thing.
[16:52] Touka
    I'm not getting squat from the king.
[16:55] Touka
    I'd better touch base with the girls for now.
[17:07] Touka
    Hey!
[17:08] Touka
    Yuna!
[17:09] Touka
    Anri!
[17:12] Touka
    They're gone.
[17:13] Touka
    Where could they have gotten off to?
[17:16] Man A
    Mr. Hero?
[17:17] Man B
    Was that stuffed mid-ranked
    devil a powerful foe?
[17:21] Touka
    Nah, I beat this guy easy.
[17:23] Man A
    That's our hero!
[17:25] Touka
    Say, have you seen a blonde with big tits
    and a kid in a helmet around?
[17:29] Man B
    They were headed for the
    orphanage, weren't they?
[17:32] Man A
    Yeah.
[17:36] Touka
    This the place?
[17:37] Orphan A
    It's the hero!
[17:38] Orphan A
    Did you come to play with us?
[17:40] Touka
    Sorry, but I'm a little busy—
[17:42] Touka
    What the hell, you little brat?!
[17:44] Orphan B
    The hero's mad! Run!
[17:44] Touka
    Hey! Get back here!
[17:46] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero! What brings you here?
[17:49] Touka
    Marguerite?
[17:50] Touka
    Does that mean this is...
[17:51] Marguerite
    Yes, the doctor who's attended to me
    since the onset of my condition.
[17:57] Leland
    What a pleasure to meet you!
[17:58] Leland
    I'm Leland Tallman.
[18:00] Leland
    I opened this orphanage out of admiration
    for all you did to save others.
[18:06] Touka
    Oh, yeah?
[18:08] Touka
    Cut it out, you little bastards!
[18:09] Leland
    The children just adore the hero.
[18:12] Leland
    Though he's not quite what I pictured...
[18:14] Leland
    He's rather less formal than I imagined.
[18:17] Marguerite
    Indeed, I sense he's changed
    a great deal in the last three years.
[18:21] Marguerite
    But he's as kind as ever.
[18:24] Marguerite
    He even came all this way
    out of worry for me...
[18:27] Leland
    It appears you love the hero
    deeply, Your Highness.
[18:32] Marguerite
    Oh, no! I merely respect him
    as my future husband!
[18:35] Touka
    Oh, right, Mr. Leland!
[18:37] Touka
    A pair of adventurers visited you today, no?
[18:40] Touka
    You know where they are now?
[18:42] Leland
    They took part in the devil hunt.
[18:45] Leland
    They should be back soon.
[18:47] Touka
    Oh, okay.
[18:48] Touka
    The fact that I'm still kicking
    means Anri must be okay.
[18:52] Touka
    Well, I'm sure they'll turn up
    by masquerade day.
[18:55] Marguerite
    Well, we'll be going now.
[18:56] Leland
    Certainly. Please return whenever you wish.
[18:59] Orphan A
    Doc, play with us!
[19:02] Leland
    Terribly sorry.
[19:03] Leland
    I'm afraid I have work to do.
[19:20] Leland
    I'm truly sorry to have left
    such beautiful femurs waiting.
[19:24] Yuna
    Stop it!
[19:26] Yuna
    What are you doing, Dr. Leland?!
[19:28] Leland
    My X-ray spell has never shown me
    such beautiful femurs before...
[19:33] Leland
    I want to strip off all that unclean flesh,
[19:37] Leland
    leaving a purified being
    of nothing but bone.
[19:40] Yuna
    You mean you're going to kill me?
[19:42] Leland
    Not just you.
[19:44] Leland
    The masquerade is in two days.
[19:46] Leland
    Along with my beloved skeletons,
[19:48] Leland
    I'll see the princess and everyone in need
     reborn in skeletal form too.
[19:53] Yuna
    No way...
[19:54] Leland
    This is salvation.
[19:56] Leland
    Blood, flesh, and skin are
    purely extraneous things.
[20:01] Leland
    And offering those unneeded
    parts to the devils
[20:04] Leland
    will allow us to live in harmony with them.
[20:06] Leland
    We can achieve peace without
    even sealing the Gates of Hell.
[20:10] Yuna
    You can't be serious...
[20:12] Leland
    Don't you pity that necromancer girl,
[20:14] Leland
    discriminated against
    for just her appearance?
[20:18] Yuna
    What did you do to Anri?
[20:19] Leland
    She'll be playing the role of my scapegoat.
[20:24] Leland
    I'll have her say she used necromancy to
    kidnap people and offer them to the devils.
[20:31] Leland
    Meeting a girl who shares my powers
    felt like destiny at work.
[20:34] Leland
    I'm sure she's thrilled to death as well.
[20:37] Yuna
    He's mad.
[20:39] Yuna
    My physical enhancement spell would
    let me snap these chains easily,
[20:43] Yuna
    but there're too many eyes on me.
[20:45] Yuna
    And I've never seen a devil
    with a red head like that...
[20:49] Yuna
    I'm sure I'll get my chance.
[20:51] Yuna
    I've gotta hang in there!
[20:53] sign
    Two Days Later
    The Day of the Royal Masquerade
[20:59] Marguerite
    Here I am, Mr. Hero!
[21:06] Touka
    Look at those sweet li'l thighs!
[21:08] Touka
    Tights bring out a destructive
    power all their own!
[21:10] Marguerite
    I-Is my manner of dress inappropriate?
[21:13] Touka
    No, I was just thinking
    you look cute in everything.
[21:15] Marguerite
    C-Cute?!
[21:17] Touka
    Now, let's have fun!
[21:21] Marguerite
    Of course!
[21:27] Touka
    Why are you even here?!
[21:28] Marguerite
    You said you'd leave us alone together today!
[21:32] Isaac
    But if anything were to
    befall you, Your Highness—
[21:34] Marguerite
    I'll have the hero with me! I'll be fine!
[21:36] Isaac
    I can't rule out that the hero
    might be the source of the trouble—
[21:44] Marguerite
    I won't allow anyone to insult
    my future husband! Not even you!
[21:51] Isaac
    Yes, Your Highness.
[21:56] Isaac
    So the princess is serious about him...
[22:00] Isaac
    But that's not the hero
    from three years ago!
[22:03] Isaac
    I'll see him pay for toying
    with you like this!
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero and Bride

Season 1

E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride

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[00:01] (Flashback) Minister
    We need the legendary hero's blood
    to ensure the future of the royal line.
[00:05] (Flashback) Aide
    But we've already promised the first
    and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    What about Marguerite, then?
[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac
    It's just a scratch.
[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac
    Really, Your Highness...
[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac
    You're such a crybaby.
[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac
    Have you lost your mind, sire?!
[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac
    Have you forgotten
    the late queen's dying words?
[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac
    Princess Marguerite mustn't—
[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    Raise her to be a strong girl.
[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    A strong mother worthy of raising
    the legendary hero's children.
[00:37] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:49] sign
    THE
[00:50] sign
    LEGEN
[00:50] sign
    DARY
[00:51] sign
    HERO
[00:51] sign
    IS
[00:52] sign
    DEAD
[02:06] sign
    Episode 4
[02:06] sign
    The Legendary Hero and Bride
[02:07] MC
    Let's see!
[02:08] MC
    Will she pierce the apple,
[02:10] MC
    earning them a year's supply of apples?!
[02:13] MC
    Or will she kill him?!
[02:16] Touka
    Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.
[02:18] Touka
    As long as it's not
    a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.
[02:21] MC
    As a reminder, there's a defensive
    spell cast on that apple!
[02:24] MC
    She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
[02:26] Touka
    Oh, I'm dead.
[02:29] MC
    Magnificent!
[02:30] MC
    Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
[02:34] Marguerite
    I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
[02:37] Touka
    H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
[02:41] Touka
    But couldn't we have tried
    an eating contest instead?
[02:44] Marguerite
    I-I'm sorry...
[02:45] Touka
    No, I'm impressed.
[02:46] Touka
    You don't just do art,
    you also know archery.
[02:49] Marguerite
    Those are part of a princess's education.
[02:51] Marguerite
    Ever since my youth,
    I've received daily lessons
[02:54] Marguerite
    in etiquette, academics,
    martial arts, and the fine arts.
[02:58] Touka
    For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
[03:01] Marguerite
    I did it all so that we could be together...
[03:04] Touka
    What was that?
[03:05] Marguerite
    N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
[03:08] Man
    Is that an earthquake?
[03:09] Siruela
    That damnable Isaac,
    appointing me to observe their date...
[03:13] Siruela
    Still...
[03:15] Siruela
    Sion looks frighteningly
    like a talking skeleton to me.
[03:20] Marguerite
    If we could not ever be together,
[03:23] Marguerite
    we should meet nevermore.
[03:27] Marguerite
    You respected my wishes and took your leave.
[03:31] Marguerite
    But I continued my intense
    training to be worthy of you.
[03:36] Marguerite
    Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.
[03:40] Marguerite
    So when you returned to me
    and agreed to marry me,
[03:44] Marguerite
    I felt truly happy.
[03:46] Marguerite
    I could finally fulfill my
    duty as a princess.
[03:50] Marguerite
    But now I'm even happier.
[03:53] Marguerite
    For now I feel for you...
    not just as a princess, but as a woman.
[03:59] Touka
    Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
[04:01] Touka
    You're bold, aren't you?
[04:03] Marguerite
    Th-That wasn't my intent.
[04:05] Marguerite
    I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
[04:07] Marguerite
    Although, if you wished it... I would...
[04:14] Touka
    That expression!
[04:16] Touka
    She'd let me do it!
[04:17] Touka
    She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!
[04:21] Touka
    Whoa, that scared me!
[04:23] Marguerite
    It's the finale of the celebration.
[04:25] Marguerite
    Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
    people search out their soulmate,
[04:28] Marguerite
    with whom they share a true connection,
     unswayed by appearances.
[04:33] Touka
    Unswayed by appearances?
[04:36] Touka
    How's that work if no one's
    hiding their legs?
[04:38] Marguerite
    Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
[04:42] Touka
    Still, it sure is pretty.
[04:45] Touka
    I've never seen fireworks before, man!
[04:47] Marguerite
    N-Never?
[04:49] Marguerite
    But we watched them
    together three years ago.
[04:52] Touka
    Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
[04:55] Touka
    It was just the two of us here then, too...
[04:57] Marguerite
    Three years ago, we watched them
    from the castle balcony.
[05:00] Marguerite
    With Isaac and the others.
[05:03] Marguerite
    I knew that something was amiss.
[05:05] Marguerite
    Your speech and mannerisms are
    quite unlike three years ago.
[05:07] Marguerite
    I convinced myself it was because you
    were trying to grow closer to me.
[05:12] Marguerite
    But you also seem to have
    forgotten our time together
[05:15] Marguerite
    and the promise we made...
[05:17] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero.
[05:18] Marguerite
    Who are you really?
[05:24] Isaac
    You've been unmasked.
[05:26] Touka
    It's the jerk with the eyepatch...
    Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!
[05:30] Touka
    Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
[05:33] Siruela
    Quiet, scum.
[05:34] Siruela
    You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
[05:36] Siruela
    I see. There's necromancy at work here.
[05:39] Siruela
    He's an imposter.
[05:41] Siruela
    The legendary hero is dead.
[05:43] Marguerite
    I-It can't be...
[05:55] Isaac
    The hero fell in a hole and died?
[05:57] Isaac
    You expect us to believe that?!
[05:59] Siruela
    No, I can see it.
[06:01] Siruela
    He loved meat.
    Always let his guard down over it.
[06:04] Touka
    Right?!
[06:05] Touka
    And now I'm cleaning up
    the clumsy hero's mess!
[06:07] Touka
    If anything, you guys owe me!
[06:09] Isaac
    Shut your mouth!
[06:10] Isaac
    You employed necromancy to
    impersonate the legendary hero!
[06:13] Isaac
    That alone deserves a death sentence!
[06:15] Touka
    A death sentence?!
[06:16] Touka
    You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
[06:19] Touka
    Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
[06:21] Siruela
    Kill him.
[06:22] Touka
    Et tu?!
[06:23] Touka
    What about the seal, then?
[06:25] Siruela
    Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
[06:28] Siruela
    You can rest in peace.
[06:30] Touka
    H-Hang on!
[06:31] Touka
    I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
[06:34] Touka
    Give me a chance to apologize to her!
[06:36] Isaac
    I see.
[06:37] Isaac
    As she was your greatest victim,
    you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
[06:41] Touka
    All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
[06:45] Isaac
    Your Highness?
[06:48] Marguerite
    It can't be! It just can't be!
[06:50] Marguerite
    The hero is dead?
[06:51] Marguerite
    The hero is dead?!
[06:53] Marguerite
    So if I was raised to marry him,
[06:55] Marguerite
    what's my purpose in life now?!
[06:58] Leland
    Your Highness?
[07:02] Leland
    What's the matter, dear?
[07:04] Leland
    You look so terribly distraught.
[07:06] Marguerite
    Doctor...
[07:07] Leland
    Don't you worry.
[07:09] Leland
    There's no more need for sadness.
    I'll save you.
[07:13] Marguerite
    That's right.
[07:14] Marguerite
    The doctor was always kind
    to me when things were hard.
[07:18] Marguerite
    Dr. Leland can...
[07:20] Isaac
    Your Highness!
[07:21] Siruela
    Calm down.
[07:22] Siruela
    The Knights are in charge of city security.
[07:25] Knight
    Dame Siruela!
[07:26] Knight
    Devils have appeared in the city!
[07:28] Siruela
    What?!
[07:29] Siruela
    Why did you let them in?
[07:31] Knight
    They just appeared in the middle of town!
[07:33] Isaac
    Hey! You!
[07:34] Isaac
    Are you running away?
[07:35] Touka
    What? Hell no!
[07:37] Touka
    I'm gonna get the princess back!
[07:40] Marguerite
    What is this place?
[07:41] Leland
    A slum.
[07:43] Leland
    You want to save those struggling
    with poverty, don't you?
[07:46] Marguerite
    Why, of course I do.
[07:48] Marguerite
    But I don't know how I...
[07:51] Leland
    No need to worry.
[07:53] Leland
    I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
[07:57] Leland
    And I'll liberate you from
    the pressures of your royal title.
[08:02] Marguerite
    Who are they?
[08:03] Leland
    Former patients of mine.
[08:07] Marguerite
    Doctor?!
[08:08] Leland
    For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
    your flesh, your skin,
[08:13] Leland
    and free you from all that binds you!
[08:16] Marguerite
    No! Let me go!
[08:17] Touka
    Marguerite!
[08:19] Marguerite
    What are you doing here?
[08:21] Touka
    You're that orphanage director.
[08:23] Leland
    What's the hero doing here?
[08:25] Leland
    No matter. I won't let you interfere.
[08:27] Touka
    Two on one?! No fair!
[08:32] Touka
    Skeletons?
[08:33] Touka
    Someone used necromancy to—
[08:36] Leland
    Eh? You're awfully weak.
[08:38] Leland
    I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
[08:42] Touka
    Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
[08:44] Marguerite
    Why are you trying to save me?
[08:47] Marguerite
    You were trying to deceive me...
[08:49] Touka
    I'm always getting carried away
    and doing stupid stuff.
[08:53] Touka
    I hurt you real bad as a result.
[08:56] Touka
    I know I'm the worst
    piece of trash in the land.
[08:59] Touka
    But...
[09:00] Touka
    Only someone really rotten would
    abandon a good person like you,
[09:03] Touka
    and I'm not quite that far gone.
[09:09] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero!
[09:18] Siruela
    They're models from the museum.
[09:20] Siruela
    Necromancy, huh?
[09:22] Siruela
    Is it the work of one of the
    false hero's companions?
[09:24] Siruela
    I'm going to find the princess!
[09:26] Siruela
    Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
[09:30] Devil
    I can't wait any longer.
[09:32] Devil
    I'm gonna eat one of them.
[09:35] Yuna
    This is my chance!
[09:36] Colin
    Okay.
[09:37] Colin
    I guess we'd better get going, too.
[09:43] Colin
    He'll strip you down to bones?
[09:45] Colin
    Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
[09:50] Yuna
    If you don't like skeletons,
    why work with Leland?
[09:54] Colin
    Money, I guess.
[09:56] Colin
    And I love seeing
     the despair on people's faces
[09:59] Colin
    when they learn the truth.
[10:02] Yuna
    Glad to hear you're such garbage.
[10:04] Yuna
    It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
[10:06] Colin
    What?
[10:07] Yuna
    Ein Grendel!
[10:11] Touka
    Ow!
[10:13] Touka
    But I'm still alive!
[10:14] Touka
    Zombiehood rocks!
[10:16] Touka
    Hey, cut it out!
[10:18] Isaac
    Where is that impostor hero?!
[10:23] Touka
    H-Hey there.
[10:27] Touka
    Dr. Leland took the princess?!
[10:29] Touka
    Good, it reattached!
[10:31] Touka
    He dragged her off that way—
[10:33] Isaac
    Don't you lie to me!
[10:34] Isaac
    One of your companions did this!
[10:36] Isaac
    Are you trying to fool us?!
[10:38] Touka
    You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
[10:40] Touka
    That hurt like hell, dude!
[10:42] Touka
    Listen.
[10:43] Touka
    If it turns out I'm the real hero,
    can I avoid the death penalty?
[10:47] Siruela
    But you're not. You're an impostor.
[10:49] Touka
    Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
[10:53] Touka
    I'm gonna become a real hero!
[10:56] Touka
    I'm gonna save the princess!
[11:01] Siruela
    Oh nooo. Save me.
[11:04] Isaac
    I d-don't wanna die...
[11:06] Neigan
    Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
[11:08] Neigan
    Just what I'd expect from Leland.
    That's an impressive catch.
[11:11] Touka
    Infiltration complete.
[11:13] Siruela
    You talked a good game, but there was
    nothing heroic about that plan.
[11:18] Touka
    What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
[11:20] Touka
    By the way, you two are lousy actors!
[11:22] Siruela
    Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
[11:25] Siruela
    I suppose Leland really is behind this.
[11:27] Isaac
    It's all my fault.
[11:29] Isaac
    I'm the reason Her Highness
    developed MES and turned to Leland.
[11:35] Touka
    Whazzat mean?
[11:36] Isaac
    I put her through intense training to become
    a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
[11:42] Isaac
    The former crybaby princess
[11:44] Isaac
    grew into a strong woman
    who never shed a tear.
[11:47] Isaac
    But the stress of that training...
[11:50] Isaac
    led her to develop MES.
[11:52] Isaac
    Because I was so hard on her,
    she wouldn't ask for my help.
[11:55] Isaac
    Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
[11:57] Isaac
    I never even investigated his character.
[12:01] Isaac
    I just looked the other way,
    ashamed of losing her trust.
[12:05] Isaac
    I'm a failure as a tutor.
[12:07] Touka
    In other words, this whole damn thing
    is 100 percent your fault!
[12:10] Isaac
    One hundred percent?!
[12:13] Touka
    And the reason you were
    on my case from the start
[12:16] Touka
    is because you wanted to blame the hero
[12:19] Touka
    for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
[12:21] Isaac
    I mean, I do accept some fault...
    but 100 percent?
[12:24] Touka
    Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
[12:27] Touka
    Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
[12:29] Siruela
    You've been shifting blame, too!
[12:30] Touka
    Nuh-uh!
[12:31] Touka
    This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
[12:34] Touka
    If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
[12:40] Touka
    Wh-What the... Yuna?
[12:42] Yuna
    Touka?
[12:45] Yuna
    I thought you'd come save me,
[12:47] Yuna
    and here you got the princess in trouble?
[12:50] Yuna
    You really are the worst.
[12:51] Isaac
    I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
[12:52] Isaac
    I'm the source of all this trouble!
[12:55] Isaac
    I admit it! It was all me!
[12:57] Yuna
    This guy's creeping me out.
[13:00] Siruela
    Tell us where the princess is,
    and we'll spare your life.
[13:04] Siruela
    Well?
[13:06] Colin
    I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
[13:09] Yuna/Touka
    Anri!
[13:11] Anri
    Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
[13:13] Anri
    I knew you'd come to save me!
[13:16] Touka/Yuna
    Gross.
[13:18] Touka/Yuna
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
    Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:19] Anri
    Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
[13:24] Leland
    Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
[13:28] Leland
    Tonight, all those assembled here
    will be stripped down to their bones.
[13:33] Marguerite
    Their bones?
[13:34] Leland
    Yes! That will be your salvation.
[13:38] Leland
    Behold the X-ray magic crystal
    handed down through my family.
[13:42] Leland
    Its power has given us
    standing and prestige as doctors.
[13:47] Leland
    But it's done more than just that.
[13:50] Leland
    This magic crystal has shown me
    the truth of things.
[13:55] Leland
    Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
[13:58] Leland
    so why is the world full of such tragedy?
[14:01] Leland
    I struggled with that question...
[14:03] Leland
    Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
[14:07] Leland
    Watching him offer salvation to one and all
     left a deep impression on me.
[14:12] Leland
    To create a conflict-free world
    where we are all truly equal,
[14:18] Leland
    we must pare down everything extraneous.
[14:22] Marguerite
    That's why you're doing this?!
[14:23] Marguerite
    But the love you felt for the
    orphans seemed so genuine!
[14:28] Leland
    Yes. I mean to save those
    children as well someday.
[14:32] Leland
    Once they've matured into
    their most beautiful forms.
[14:35] Leland
    You're special, though.
[14:37] Leland
    I never thought you'd grow
    into such an appealing form yourself.
[14:43] Leland
    I've fallen in love with you, you see.
[14:47] Leland
    Tonight's ritual will double
    as our marriage ceremony.
[14:50] Marguerite
    Marriage?!
[14:52] Siruela
    There's a lot of them.
[14:53] Siruela
    Devils, too.
[14:55] Isaac
    The princess comes first.
    Sacrifices are acceptable.
[14:59] Siruela
    Not so fast.
[15:00] Siruela
    I guess we'll have to see...
[15:01] Siruela
    Whether he's an impostor
    or the real deal.
[15:04] Anri
    If you can break the caster's
    concentration for just a second,
[15:08] Anri
    I can steal control of the skeletons.
[15:10] Touka
    Great! Hang on tight, then!
[15:13] Marguerite
    I refuse!
[15:14] Marguerite
    It's true that I trusted you
    and respected you,
[15:17] Marguerite
    but I simply don't feel that way about you!
[15:19] Leland
    You do not love me?
[15:22] Leland
    You're mistaken.
[15:24] Leland
    I'll liberate you and make you
    realize your true feelings.
[15:33] Marguerite
    Why am I thinking about that awful man?!
[15:36] Touka
    Hold it!
[15:37] Touka
    I'll be taking her back now!
[15:39] Touka
    She's my bride, you see!
[15:44] Touka
    Wha?
[15:47] Yuna
    Now that felt good.
[15:49] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero?
[15:51] Touka
    I said I wouldn't abandon you.
[15:53] Touka
    Also, my name's Touka.
[15:55] Touka
    Touka Scott.
[15:59] Marguerite
    Thank you so much, Touka!
[16:03] Leland
    I was certain I'd taken his head...
[16:06] Leland
    Detain them, my skeletons!
[16:10] Anri
    They belong to me now.
[16:13] Leland
    A necromancer?!
[16:15] Touka
    Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
[16:18] Touka
    Ready to pay the piper?
[16:20] Leland
    Don't touch that mask!
[16:22] Leland
    The X-ray magic crystal
    is our family heirloom!
[16:24] Touka
    Did you say X-ray?
[16:26] Touka
    So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
    that you turned criminal for, huh?
[16:31] Touka
    You bottom-feeding perv!
[16:33] Anri
    That one's Togras.
[16:36] Touka
    Ein Togras!
[16:39] Touka
    Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
[16:41] Yuna
    I knew you'd try that,
    you bottom-feeding perv!
[16:45] Isaac
    There are more than I expected.
[16:50] Yuna
    Leland's running!
[16:51] Siruela
    Leave these guys to us.
[16:52] Siruela
    You pursue Leland!
[16:55] Leland
    I can't fail here.
[16:56] Leland
    I need to save more people!
[17:00] Yuna
    You're not getting away now.
[17:02] Leland
    Oh, but I am.
[17:06] Yuna
    No!
[17:07] Touka
    Yuna!
[17:09] Touka
    A miracle!
[17:09] Yuna
    Help me, damn it!
[17:13] Leland
    This is an underground graveyard
    for those who died three years ago.
[17:17] Leland
    It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
[17:19] Touka
    Is that what you think?
[17:21] Touka
    You think you can beat our Anri?
[17:23] Leland
    That's why I'm using these.
[17:26] Marguerite
    No!
[17:27] Marguerite
    If you take that many soma drops at once...
[17:30] Leland
    Indeed.
[17:31] Leland
    Neither my mind nor body will be able
     to withstand the surge of mana.
[17:34] Leland
    But this is my eleventh hour.
[17:37] Leland
    I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
[17:41] Leland
    Ein Sayil!
[17:43] Leland
    Ein Rosabis!
[17:44] Anri
    Spells for creating weapons
    and enhancing toughness!
[17:49] Touka
    Anri!
[17:50] Leland
    I'll be taking her back now.
[17:52] Leland
    I can no longer return to the capital.
[17:54] Leland
    But at the very least, I'll have her!
[18:01] Marguerite
    Isaac!
[18:03] Isaac
    This was my choice...
[18:05] Isaac
    I've stifled you for so long
    and made you suffer.
[18:10] Isaac
    But now you'll be free.
[18:13] Isaac
    Your Highness, you must live
    for yourself from now on!
[18:17] Touka
    Sorry it's your big scene and all,
[18:19] Touka
    but I gotta interrupt!
[18:20] sign
    Form Change: Wall
[18:23] Touka
    Escape accomplished!
[18:25] Touka
    Let's get back to the babe
    with luscious thighs!
[18:32] Leland
    A spell to create a wall?
[18:35] Leland
    But you didn't cover your tracks...
[18:38] Marguerite
    We're not far from the capital.
[18:40] Yuna
    This is where we camped out.
[18:43] Yuna
    Let's make a break for the city.
[18:44] Marguerite
    Wait a moment!
[18:46] Marguerite
    We would be dragging
    the citizens into our fight.
[18:49] Touka
    Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
[18:55] Leland
    You can't escape me, you know.
[18:58] Yuna
    It's working like a charm.
[19:00] Touka
    These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
[19:03] Touka
    It only figures he'd try to track us.
[19:07] Touka
    So if he follows the trail of grape juice
    that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
[19:07] sign
    Touka
[19:07] sign
    Yuna
[19:10] sign
    Leland
[19:10] Touka
    he'll just keep going in circles.
[19:14] Marguerite
    To buy us to safety in such a manner...
[19:17] Marguerite
    Touka, who are you truly?
[19:21] Anri
    I've been wondering that myself.
[19:23] Anri
    You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
[19:25] Anri
    Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
[19:27] Anri
    Is there some secret behind it?
[19:31] Touka
    I'm actually—
[19:32] Yuna
    A degenerate farmer.
[19:34] Touka
    Yuna!
[19:34] Touka
    That was my big chance to earn their respect!
[19:37] Yuna
    I've known him for ages.
    He's just a crafty little sneak.
[19:40] Touka
    There's more you don't know about me, though!
[19:43] Anri
    Oh? Like what?
[19:45] Touka
    Before the Gates of Hell opened,
[19:49] Touka
    the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
    to the north were at war.
[19:53] Touka
    My asshole dad wanted
    to loot a burned-out city,
[19:55] Touka
    so he dragged me and my mom along.
[19:58] Touka
    The fighting was way worse than he thought.
[20:00] Touka
    My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
[20:03] Touka
    I got left on my own, and I spent
    over a year running and hiding
[20:07] Touka
    before I finally made it home.
[20:09] Touka
    I think that experience is paying off now.
[20:13] Marguerite
    What a tragic past!
[20:15] Anri
    Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
[20:17] Anri
    I'll remain by your side forever!
[20:20] Yuna
    Can we get back to the topic at hand?
[20:22] Touka
    So, what now?
[20:23] Touka
    Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
[20:26] Yuna
    He boosted it with soma drops.
[20:28] Yuna
    He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
[20:31] Anri
    What if we were to steal
    the soma drops from him?
[20:34] Anri
    We could increase Sir Touka's
    mana as well that way.
[20:37] Marguerite
    We can't guarantee
    he hasn't used them all already.
[20:41] Anri
    True enough.
[20:43] Isaac
    There's another way to increase your mana.
[20:46] Isaac
    The princess's bodily fluids.
[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri
    Bodily fluids...?
[20:50] Isaac
    The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
    that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
[20:57] Isaac
    Her Highness's bodily fluids
    contain concentrated mana,
[21:02] Isaac
    though not as potent as soma drops.
[21:05] Touka
    Y-You wanna be more specific here?
[21:08] Isaac
    Sweat. Tears. Snot.
[21:11] Isaac
    And urine!
[21:13] Touka
    Tears seem like the least offensive option.
[21:15] Touka
    C'mon, Marguerite.
[21:16] Touka
    Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
[21:18] Marguerite
    Impossible! I have not shed
    a single tear for ten years!
[21:21] Isaac
    The result of the training
    I put her through...
[21:24] Marguerite
    It isn't your fault, Isaac!
[21:25] Isaac
    No, I am responsible.
[21:27] Touka
    I guess that's it.
[21:28] Touka
    I'll have to make do with sweat.
[21:30] Marguerite
    Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
[21:33] Touka
    My precious sweat!
[21:35] Touka
    C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
[21:37] Anri
    Would you like to try my snot?
[21:40] Touka
    Why the hell would I?!
[21:41] Touka
    Damn it. Urine, then?
[21:43] Marguerite
    Absolutely not!
[21:45] Yuna
    You megaperv!
[21:46] Touka
    I don't wanna do it either!
[21:47] Touka
    But if it's the only way,
    what choice do we have?!
[21:49] Isaac
    In terms of volume,
    it does seem the best way.
[21:52] Marguerite
    Not you too, Isaac!
[21:55] Marguerite
    Very well.
[21:56] Marguerite
    Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
[21:59] Touka
    I'm kind of a skeleton,
    so closing eyes is no-go—
[22:03] Yuna
    A-Are you really gonna do it?
[22:06] Marguerite
    For the peace of my kingdom.
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is Revived

Season 1

E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived

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[00:06] (Flashback) Touka
    Hang on a minute!
[00:08] (Flashback) Touka
    That guy's not a true necromancer.
[00:11] (Flashback) Touka
    Which means...
[00:14] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:26] sign
    THE
[00:27] sign
    LEGEN
[00:27] sign
    DARY
[00:28] sign
    HERO
[00:28] sign
    IS
[00:29] sign
    DEAD
[01:43] sign
    Episode 5
[01:43] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is Revived
[01:44] Leland
    Curious.
[01:46] Leland
    There are too many blood stains.
[01:50] Leland
    It's not blood?
[01:51] Leland
    They tricked me!
[01:54] (Flashback) Touka
    What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do?
[01:57] (Flashback) Touka
    He's gonna send his skeletons out
     in all directions.
[02:01] (Flashback) Touka
    We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves
     as a rock and wait for our chance.
[02:05] (Flashback) Yuna
    Hang on a sec.
[02:07] (Flashback) Yuna
    He has to be feeling cautious.
    Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve?
[02:11] (Flashback) Anri
    Well...
[02:12] (Flashback) Anri
    With remote necromancy, you share the
    perception of all the zombies you control.
[02:17] (Flashback) Anri
    But it's impossible for a human
    to pay attention to that many at once.
[02:22] (Flashback) Anri
    In other words, he'll easily
     fall for even a simple trap.
[02:26] Leland
    What? What was that?
[02:28] (Flashback) Touka
    Then, while he's concentrating
     on the skeletons,
[02:31] (Flashback) Touka
    I'll infiltrate their ranks, and...
[02:34] Leland
    A skeleton accosting me of its own accord?
[02:39] Touka
    What?!
[02:40] Leland
    I thought you might come.
[02:42] Leland
    Unfortunately for you,
    that's a reinforced bracer.
[02:45] Leland
    I moved the magic crystal over here.
[02:49] Leland
    I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic,
[02:51] Leland
    you'd target my crystal.
[02:55] Leland
    Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me!
[02:58] Yuna/Anri
    Ein Grendel!
[03:02] Yuna
    Even if we can't destroy these guys...
[03:04] Anri
    We can still knock them away!
[03:06] Leland
    They're using the spell in tandem?!
[03:08] Leland
    Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons
    return, it's over for you!
[03:11] (Flashback) Touka
    There's a chance our ambush may fail.
[03:14] (Flashback) Touka
    If it does, I'll do whatever I can
    to expose his magic crystal.
[03:19] (Flashback) Touka
    Then, Marguerite...
[03:20] (Flashback) Touka
    You destroy it for me.
[03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite
    Me? But...
[03:24] (Flashback) Touka
    We're in a forest.
[03:26] (Flashback) Touka
    There's tons of things around us
    that we can use to make weapons.
[03:30] (Flashback) Touka
    The wood of these trees
    is extremely flexible.
[03:33] (Flashback) Touka
    These are sturdy enough to make twine.
[03:37] (Flashback) Touka
    See where I'm going with this?
[03:43] Marguerite
    Isaac.
[03:44] Marguerite
    Without you,
[03:46] Marguerite
    I'd be in tears right now
    over my own powerlessness.
[03:51] Marguerite
    Take a good look.
[03:53] Marguerite
    Behold the person I've become
     under your tutelage.
[03:57] (Flashback) Touka
    I know you can make the shot.
[03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite
    Right.
[04:00] Marguerite
    This is what a real princess looks like.
[04:09] Leland
    No, no, no, no!
[04:11] Leland
    What have you done?!
[04:13] Yuna
    Now...
[04:14] Yuna
    Are you ready for what's coming?
[04:20] Touka
    The moment you set out to create
    a thighless world,
[04:22] Touka
    you were destined for defeat at my hands.
[04:25] Anri
    Incredible! Was this all truly foretold?
[04:28] Yuna
    It absolutely was not.
[04:30] Marguerite
    Touka!
[04:31] Marguerite
    We're saved, aren't we?
[04:34] Touka
    Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me!
[04:39] Devil
    Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be!
[04:43] Devil
    And here I am, bringing you
    this nice souvenir...
[04:46] Marguerite
    Siruela?!
[04:49] Yuna
    The devil with the red head
    I saw in the basement?!
[04:52] Anri
    That's...
[04:53] Anri
    a high-rank devil!
[05:04] Yuna/Marguerite
    Touka!
[05:04] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[05:05] Devil
    Aw, I missed the princess?
[05:08] Devil
    Wait, is that the Sacred Sword?
[05:10] Devil
    So that's the legendary hero?
[05:12] Devil
    Well, whatever! Who's next?
[05:15] Yuna
    I think this was...
[05:16] Yuna
    Ein Rosabis!
[05:18] Yuna
    Ein Grendel!
[05:20] Yuna
    I don't know if I stand
    a chance against this thing,
[05:23] Yuna
    but I have to try!
[05:27] Devil
    Decent moves for a nobody.
[05:30] Yuna
    How's Touka?!
[05:32] Anri
    He's alive!
[05:33] Anri
    But given his poor regenerative abilities...
[05:35] Yuna
    Find any soma drops?!
[05:36] Isaac
    None!
[05:37] Isaac
    That was the last of them!
[05:38] Yuna
    Anri, send him back to his body!
[05:41] Yuna
    We at least have to save his soul!
[05:44] Anri
    No!
[05:44] Anri
    If I send him back in this state,
    he'll degenerate for sure!
[05:51] Devil
    So you're Anri?
[05:53] Devil
    You're the necromancer
    Leland kept talking about...
[05:57] Devil
    So what's all this?
[05:59] Devil
    We don't feel grief
    when someone dies, do we?
[06:02] Devil
    You know, necromancers like us.
[06:05] Anri
    "Like us"?
[06:07] Devil
    I'll take you along.
[06:11] Devil
    Now, let's get back to the killing!
[06:14] Devil
    I wonder how king will react
    when he sees his dead daughter!
[06:18] Isaac
    Ein Seil!
[06:21] Isaac
    Your Highness, I'll buy you time!
[06:24] Isaac
    Use it!
[06:27] Devil
    Ah, the little rat who refuses to die?
[06:32] Yuna
    I'm here too!
[06:33] Devil
    Pathetic nobodies!
[06:41] Marguerite
    It's no use.
[06:42] Marguerite
    I can't pee when I'm nervous!
[06:45] Touka
    It's okay. Forget it.
[06:47] Touka
    That's not something a princess
    should be doing anyway.
[06:50] Marguerite
    Touka!
[06:51] Touka
    I figured this was how things would shake out.
[06:54] Touka
    Some farmer like me
    trying to save the world...?
[06:59] Marguerite
    Don't say that!
[07:01] Marguerite
    You were willing to sacrifice
    your life to protect me!
[07:05] Marguerite
    You're a true hero to me, at the very least!
[07:09] Touka
    Yeah?
[07:11] Touka
    Then can your hero ask a final wish?
[07:15] Touka
    I've got stockings in my pocket.
[07:17] Touka
    If you'd put them on,
    just this one last time...
[07:20] Marguerite
    You're still thinking about that now?
[07:28] Marguerite
    Touka?
[07:32] Marguerite
    Touka?!
[07:33] Marguerite
    I refuse to allow you to die here!
[07:37] Marguerite
    I refuse...
[07:45] Marguerite
    You must take responsibility.
[07:50] Marguerite
    Because through all your lies...
[07:54] Marguerite
    Through your lies, I fell in love!
[08:02] Devil
    What's the matter?
    You're looking pretty slow.
[08:07] Yuna
    I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint...
[08:10] Touka
    You can relax now! You bought us enough time.
[08:14] Touka
    Brought back to life by a princess's tears...
[08:18] Touka
    Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that.
[08:21] Devil
    So you are the legendary hero.
[08:24] Devil
    No, wait... Is there someone else in there?
[08:28] Devil
    Still, no matter how many times you revive,
[08:30] Devil
    you'll still be a nobody!
[08:36] Touka
    Who're you calling a nobody?
[08:39] Touka
    You're the nobody here!
[08:44] Yuna/Marguerite
    A giant...
[08:45] Yuna/Marguerite
    thigh?!
[08:47] Touka
    Get crushed,
[08:49] Touka
    you eyebally bastard!
[08:55] Diego
    So that's the legendary hero?
[08:57] Diego
    Wonderful. How touching.
[09:00] Diego
    Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting
    if he wasn't at least that strong.
[09:06] Friedrich
    What happened?
[09:07] Diego
    Things could get rather interesting soon.
[09:10] sign
    Diego Valentine
    "Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer
[09:10] Diego
    You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose!
[09:14] Friedrich
    I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
[09:14] sign
    Friedrich Norstein
     "Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer
[09:20] Yuna
    What happened to Leland
    after he was arrested?
[09:23] Marguerite
    Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so...
[09:27] Leland
    Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!
[09:30] Touka
    He went nuts, huh?
[09:32] Marguerite
    Siruela was badly injured.
    She'll be hospitalized for some time.
[09:36] Yuna
    After facing a devil like that,
    it's a wonder she's even alive.
[09:40] Touka
    Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
[09:44] Anri
    What's going to happen to the orphanage?
[09:46] Isaac
    No need to worry there.
[09:48] Isaac
    I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director.
[09:51] Touka
    You wanna take over?
[09:52] Isaac
    In name only at first.
[09:54] Isaac
    I plan to relearn my principles of education
[09:56] Isaac
    so that I never make the same mistake again!
[09:59] Marguerite
    You make me sound like
    a failed experiment...
[10:01] Marguerite
    But my MES is cured.
[10:03] Touka
    What?! It is?
[10:05] Marguerite
    Yes!
[10:06] Marguerite
    Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears
[10:09] Marguerite
    and getting my real
    feelings out did the trick.
[10:13] Touka
    I was hoping for your help
     if I ever rot again...
[10:16] Yuna
    Her condition's not
    for your convenience, you know!
[10:18] Marguerite
    R-Really, don't worry!
[10:20] Marguerite
    I'll give you my remaining soma drops.
[10:23] Touka
    You mean it?
[10:24] Touka
    So I can finally start my
    journey as a proper hero!
[10:28] Touka
    Our true battle begins now!
[10:30] Yuna
    Don't say that. You'll jinx it.
[10:33] Touka
    By the way, what did you mean
    about "getting out your real feelings"?
[10:38] Marguerite
    Oh, well...
[10:40] Marguerite
    I said it in the heat of the moment...
[10:42] Marguerite
    I'm much too embarrassed to say it again!
[10:45] Touka
    I do remember making a dying wish...
[10:50] Marguerite
    W-Will this do?
[10:53] Touka
    Lusciousness on par with Yuna's!
[10:56] Touka
    Like a radish so plump
    that you can barely pluck it!
[10:59] Anri
    A radish? A fellow vegetable!
[11:01] Touka
    I'd hate to say goodbye.
[11:03] Touka
    I could worship those thighs every day...
[11:07] Yuna
    That's the creepiest pick-up line
    I've ever heard.
[11:09] Marguerite
    I'm very sorry.
[11:11] Marguerite
    I am still a princess, you see...
SIGN    You're setting out again?
[11:18] Touka
    The world's in danger, after all...
SIGN    I see.
SIGN    Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem.
SIGN    I hope it'll be of use to you.
[11:27] Touka
    What's this thing?
[11:28] Isaac
    An enchanted carriage.
[11:30] Isaac
    It moves by infusing the magic crystal
    in the driver's seat with mana.
[11:35] Anri
    It moves with mana?!
[11:37] Anri
    So I'll be doing all the driving?!
[11:37] sign
    Shock
[11:37] sign
    Mana Level 2
[11:37] sign
    Mana Level 1
[11:40] Touka
    Marguerite's not gonna see us off?
[11:44] Isaac
    Her Highness is having her lessons
    with another tutor over there.
[11:49] Touka
    Oh, you're right.
[11:52] Isaac
    She asked me to deliver this letter.
[11:55] Marguerite
    Touka, Yuna, Anri...
[11:58] Marguerite
    If not for you, I might be
    lost to the world right now.
[12:04] Marguerite
    The gratitude I feel for you
    cannot be expressed in words.
[12:07] Marguerite
    Touka, when I learned that you
    were not the real legendary hero,
[12:11] Marguerite
    I was deeply hurt.
[12:14] Marguerite
    But I will forever treasure
    the memories I made with you.
[12:18] Marguerite
    And once peace returns to the world,
[12:21] Marguerite
    I hope to meet you in your true form.
[12:25] Touka
    "PS—I packed a present for you
    in the trunk in the back."
[12:30] Touka
    A present?!
[12:35] Touka
    Marguerite!
[12:36] Marguerite
    You need to take responsibility
    for your lies!
[12:40] Marguerite
    I'll be giving you the training you need
    to become a true legendary hero!
[12:45] Touka
    Aw, shucks! No way!
[12:50] Marguerite
    I've planned this all out perfectly!
[12:52] Yuna
    You don't think the princess
    stashed herself in there, do you?
[12:56] Yuna
    And the one who waved
    to us was a body double?
[12:59] Touka
    Don't be stupid!
[13:00] Touka
    She'd never trick us like that!
[13:03] Touka
    Don't you dare besmirch
    the woman who saved your life!
[13:07] Marguerite
    No way...
[13:08] Yuna
    Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
[13:11] Marguerite
    They'll be so disappointed if they find me...
[13:15] sign
    Days later, they discovered her
    on the verge of starvation.
[13:21] sign
    Fifteen Days Out from the Capital
[13:24] Touka
    Take that!
[13:27] Marguerite
    You left yourself wide open.
[13:29] Touka
    C-Can we give the training a rest?
[13:32] Touka
    I don't need it.
[13:33] Touka
    I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword
    and smash any enemy we run into.
[13:37] Yuna
    But you're back down
    to a mana level of 3 now.
[13:40] Touka
    Huh? Already?
[13:41] Marguerite
    You're expending mana every day
    to repair your body.
[13:46] Marguerite
    It's impressive maintenance, considering.
[13:48] Touka
    How many vials of soma drops
    did you bring, Marguerite?
[13:52] Marguerite
    Five.
[13:53] Touka
    This is bad!
[13:54] Touka
    We gotta get to the Gates of Hell
    and finish this journey fast!
[13:57] Marguerite
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[13:58] Marguerite
    It's dangerous to rely entirely
    on soma drops.
[14:01] Marguerite
    You need to learn how to fight without mana!
[14:03] Touka
    If it comes down to it,
    a good pitfall solves most problems.
[14:07] Marguerite
    I won't allow you to fight
    in such an unheroic way!
[14:10] Yuna
    Touka is incapable of learning
    anything he's not interested in.
[14:13] Yuna
    He never learned to raise
    anything that wasn't a radish.
[14:16] Touka
    Because it's the perfect food!
     Great to look at, great to eat!
[14:19] Touka
    In life, a radish is all you need!
[14:22] Touka
    Speaking of needing,
    is it really okay for you to be with us?
[14:25] Touka
    Can the capital get along without you?
[14:26] Marguerite
    I'm sure Isaac will cover for me.
[14:30] Marguerite
    And I believe it's best that I use
    everything he taught me to save the world.
[14:36] Touka
    Choosing to fight on
    the front lines yourself...
[14:39] Touka
    The brave princess takes after her father.
[14:42] Touka
    The fate of the world rests
    on your shoulders.
[14:45] Yuna
    And yours too, right?
[14:47] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[14:48] Anri
    We'll have fowl for dinner tonight!
[14:50] Touka
    Great work!
[14:51] Yuna
    It looks delicious!
[14:53] Marguerite
    W-Wait!
[14:54] Marguerite
    That's a letter from Siruela!
[14:57] Siruela
    The moment you slew
    that high-rank devil the other day,
[15:01] Siruela
    one of the court magicians spotted
    an astral form flying to the northeast.
[15:06] Siruela
    We believe the devil was being
    controlled via possession necromancy
[15:09] Siruela
    by someone other than Leland.
    Perhaps a true necromancer.
[15:15] Siruela
    It would be dangerous to leave them at large.
[15:18] Siruela
    I'd like you to head northeast
    and track down the necromancer.
[15:22] Touka
    Know anything about this, Anri?
[15:24] Anri
    I don't know who was possessing that devil,
[15:27] Anri
    but if another necromancer
    managed to survive,
[15:30] Anri
    there's a very good chance they want revenge
    for what happened three years ago.
[15:34] Touka
    I see.
[15:37] Touka
    "Dear Siruela..."
[15:38] Touka
    "Run your own investigations."
[15:40] Touka
    And done!
[15:41] Yuna
    "And done," my butt!
[15:43] Touka
    I'm the legendary hero.
[15:45] Touka
    Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first.
[15:48] Touka
    I'm tired of fighting nudists
    and weirdos with bone fetishes.
[15:52] Touka
    I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff!
[15:57] Yuna
    Well, fair enough.
[16:00] sign
    Moaran
[16:01] Touka
    Hang on a minute.
[16:02] Touka
    What's all this?
[16:04] Marguerite
    It's important that you
    learn proper dinner etiquette.
[16:07] Touka
    Everyone's staring at me.
[16:09] Marguerite
    I need you to be a respectable
    legendary hero, Touka.
[16:12] Touka
    How come?
[16:13] Marguerite
    Because I h-have to marry you!
[16:17] Touka
    When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.
    I'll be back in my original body—
[16:20] Marguerite
    Once you save the world,
    you will be a legendary hero!
[16:24] Touka
    I was kinda planning on going
    back to my old life.
[16:28] Anri
    Indeed!
[16:29] Anri
    Sir Touka means to live the
    slow life with me!
[16:31] Marguerite
    Absolutely not!
[16:32] Marguerite
    Surely you don't intend to defy the king!
[16:35] Touka
    Hey, what's going on here?
[16:37] Touka
    Are beautiful girls fighting over me?!
[16:39] Touka
    And over me*, not Sion?!
[16:42] Touka
    Well, golly gee!
[16:46] Touka
    Hang on a minute.
[16:47] Touka
    How'd this become a tug-of-war
    with the townspeople involved?!
[16:50] Touka
    You're tearing me apart! Really!
[16:55] Yuna
    Your Highness...
[16:57] Yuna
    Do you really wanna marry Touka?
[17:00] Marguerite
    W-Well, that is my royal duty...
[17:03] Yuna
    Are you out of your mind?
[17:05] Marguerite
    Touka is kind. He always smiles at me.
[17:08] Marguerite
    He saved my life as well.
[17:12] Yuna
    He saved your life...
[17:14] Marguerite
    I'd be more than happy
    to fulfill my duty with Touka.
[17:19] Marguerite
    Might I inquire as to your own
    feelings about Touka, Yuna?
[17:24] Yuna
    I mostly can't ditch the guy,
    no matter how hard I try.
[17:27] Marguerite
    But after he collapsed,
    you went after that devil immediately.
[17:31] Marguerite
    Surely you wouldn't do that
    over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:34] Yuna
    Well, I kinda think of him
    as a bratty little brother.
[17:38] Marguerite
    Then you would have no objection
    to my marrying Touka?
[17:45] Yuna
    Wh-Why are you even asking me about this?
[17:48] Yuna
    Why should I care what you do?
[17:51] Marguerite
    Surely you wouldn't do that*
    over a man you felt nothing for...
[17:55] Yuna
    It's really not like that.
[18:05] Touka
    Hang on! I'm just here
    to get something I left—
[18:07] Yuna
    These, perhaps?!
[18:08] Touka
    My stockings!
[18:10] Touka
    Listen, they're all the rage
    in hero's parties these days!
[18:13] Yuna
    Stop using the hero's body
    to do the strangest things!
[18:16] Yuna
    You're getting on my nerves!
[18:18] Touka
    Going on about the hero again...
[18:19] Touka
    When are you gonna let that guy go?
[18:21] Yuna
    He saved my life! I'll never let him go!
[18:24] Yuna
    Meanwhile, you're never
    around when I need you!
[18:27] Yuna
    Just like three years ago!
[18:28] Yuna
    You weren't there when I was in real trouble!
[18:32] Yuna
    We're together all the time,
    but you don't care what happens to me?
[18:36] Touka
    Hey! Yuna!
[18:39] Touka
    Don't you wanna put on clothes?
[18:41] Yuna
    Why is he so obsessed with me?
[18:44] Yuna
    It's so stupid!
[18:46] Yuna
    Now that the princess has joined us,
    they don't need me anyway.
[18:52] (Flashback) Yuna
    If you don't wanna go home,
[18:54] (Flashback) Yuna
    this can be your room.
[18:56] (Flashback) Yuna
    And this one'll be mine.
[18:59] (Flashback) Yuna
    I'll stay with you forever, Touka!
[19:04] Yuna
    Even if I go back now...
[19:08] Yuna
    Wh-What? Perverts!
[19:10] Yuna
    But I'm dressed like a perv too...
[19:13] Yuna
    What the hell are you doing?!
[19:15] Yuna
    Th-There are so many perverts!
[19:19] Yuna
    It makes sense given how I'm dressed,
[19:22] Yuna
    but that's still an awful lot of pervs...
[19:25] Yuna
    My head hurts.
[19:27] Yuna
    And where I got bit is on fire.
[19:31] Yuna
    These townspeople...
    They're not just perverts.
[19:34] Touka
    Yuna! You okay?!
[19:36] Yuna
    Touka! What are you doing?
[19:38] Touka
    What do you think?
    You ran out in your underwear!
[19:41] Touka
    Or is that your style now?
[19:43] Yuna
    Hell no!
[19:46] Touka
    Yuna, what's wrong?
[19:48] Yuna
    I feel... hot all over...
[19:51] Touka
    Really? When you're in your underwear?
[19:53] Touka
    Is she coming on to me?
[19:56] Touka
    Stripping down to her undies, making me
    chase her into some abandoned alleyway...
[20:01] Touka
    Yeah, it's gotta be!
[20:03] Touka
    Time to go all the way with Yuna!
[20:08] Touka
    Huh?
[20:09] Touka
    Wait... I'm in the hero's body.
[20:12] Touka
    So if we do, it'll actually
    be the hero doing it!
[20:15] Touka
    Even dead, he's still getting in the way!
[20:18] Touka
    Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard!
[20:22] Touka
    Damn it! The townsfolk
    are a bunch of peeping toms!
[20:26] Yuna
    Touka...
[20:28] Yuna
    They aren't just normal townsfolk...
[20:33] Touka
    Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong?
[20:36] Yuna
    They bit me.
[20:38] Touka
    They bit you?
[20:41] Touka
    It doesn't look that bad.
[20:45] Yuna
    Wait, am I...
[20:48] Yuna
    Touka, revert the Sacred Sword.
[20:50] Touka
    If I do that—
[20:52] Yuna
    Just do it!
[20:58] Touka
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[21:00] Yuna
    I'm sorry, Touka.
[21:04] Yuna
    I think I'm turning into one of them.
[21:09] Yuna
    So you have to run.
[21:11] Touka
    Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
[21:13] Yuna
    Just do it!
[21:14] Yuna
    I was planning to leave you anyway.
[21:17] Touka
    You were? Why?!
[21:19] Yuna
    Because I don't want to be around you!
[21:21] Yuna
    Because I don't like you anymore!
[21:24] Yuna
    So get the hell away this instant!
[21:27] Touka
    In your dreams!
[21:30] Touka
    I don't care if you're a monster
    or if you don't like me!
[21:34] Touka
    None of that's any excuse
    to leave you behind!
[21:37] Yuna
    Why? When I'm trying so hard
    to drive him away...
[21:41] Touka
    Damn it...
[21:43] Belarco
    Need a hand?
[21:45] Belarco
    I'll do it if you'll admit
    you're not the real hero.
[21:49] Touka
    I dunno who you are,
    but I admit it! So help me!
[21:52] Belarco
    Very well.
[21:54] Belarco
    Now burn the sight into your mind...
[21:56] Belarco
    of the glorious polearm-wielding
     Twin-Spear Belarco!
[22:04] Touka
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:08] Belarco
    I sprained it.
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Girl

Season 1

E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl

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[00:03] Marguerite
    Anri! The magic crystals!
[00:05] Anri
    Right!
[00:06] Anri
    Weapons... Any weapons?
[00:09] Anri
    Here!
[00:10] Anri
    Ein Seil!
[00:19] Marguerite
    Ein Fleurety!
[00:27] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:39] sign
    THE
[00:40] sign
    LEGEN
[00:40] sign
    DARY
[00:41] sign
    HERO
[00:41] sign
    IS
[00:42] sign
    DEAD
[01:56] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
[01:56] sign
    Episode 6
[01:57] Anri
    That knocked the zombies out?
[01:59] Marguerite
    It's not an especially powerful spell.
[02:02] Marguerite
    Is something odd about that?
[02:04] Anri
    It means there's no necromancy in play.
[02:07] Touka
    Hey, make sure you guys don't get bit!
[02:10] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[02:12] Touka
    If they bite you, you become
    a monster like them.
[02:16] Anri
    What's wrong with Dame Yuna?
[02:18] Touka
    Oh, uh, she was hanging out in her undies
    after the bath and got chilly!
[02:23] Anri
    Indeed, it would be terrible
    to leave her in that state.
[02:26] Touka
    I dunno what'll happen if they find out
    Yuna's turning into a monster...
[02:31] Touka
    Don't worry.
    I'll protect you, no matter what!
[02:34] Anri
    What do we do next?
[02:37] Marguerite
    If we wish to leave town, it's quite
    a ways to the enchanted carriage.
[02:41] Anri
    And there's no guarantee we'll reach it
    without getting bit.
[02:45] Touka
    I was planning on staying here anyway.
[02:47] Touka
    At least until we find the cause
    of this chaos and resolve it!
[02:50] Anri
    Sir Touka! You're taking
    your duties seriously!
[02:53] Marguerite
    You're just like a true legendary hero!
[02:55] Belarco
    Then we should head to the mayor's mansion.
[02:58] Belarco
    Survivors are there.
[03:01] Anri/Marguerite
    Who are you?
[03:03] Crowd 1
    What do we do now?!
[03:04] Crowd 2
    Are we all going to be bitten
    and become monsters?
[03:07] Dott
    Calm down already!
[03:09] sign
    Dott Burns
    Mayor
[03:09] Dott
    There's absolutely nothing to worry about!
[03:13] Dott
    There's a sturdy wall around this mansion!
[03:16] Dott
    No one can get in!
[03:17] Citizen
    Someone got in!
[03:18] Dott
    What?!
[03:20] Citizen
    Sion the hero!
[03:24] Citizen 3
    Mr. Hero!
[03:26] Citizen 4
    The legendary hero's come to save us!
[03:29] Colin
    What are they doing here?
[03:31] Colin
    I thought we'd given them the slip!
[03:33] Touka
    Hey, aren't you two...
[03:35] Touka
    Just my imagination.
[03:39] Colin
    Th-That woman...
[03:44] Colin
    Your lady friend there seems
    a bit under the weather.
[03:48] Colin
    She didn't... get bit, did she?
[03:52] Colin
    Maybe we should check. Just to be sure.
[03:55] Touka
    Sh-She's just caught a cold!
[03:58] Touka
    She hasn't been bitten!
    You don't need to check!
[04:00] Colin
    Judging by your reaction...
[04:01] Colin
    She's infected, right?
[04:04] Colin
    We can't give anyone special treatment,
    not even a companion of the hero!
[04:08] Colin
    Anyone bitten needs to die,
    or they'll put us all in danger!
[04:13] Citizens
    He's right! Kill her!
[04:14] Citizens
    Isn't the hero's job to protect us?!
[04:17] Colin
    Hey, no worries.
[04:19] Colin
    I'll do it for you.
[04:24] Colin
    Never thought I'd get my revenge
    this quickly.
[04:27] Colin
    Talk about good luck!
[04:28] Touka
    Ein Grendel!
[04:32] Touka
    If you lay a single finger on her...
[04:36] Touka
    I'll kill you where you stand.
[04:38] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[04:38] Marguerite
    Touka!
[04:40] Marguerite
    Is it true, then, that Yuna was...
[04:42] Citizen
    Mr. Hero! I thought you were here to save us!
[04:47] Touka
    Shut up!
[04:48] Touka
    Are you telling me if your
     loved ones turned into monsters,
[04:51] Touka
    you'd be willing to kill 'em just like that?
[04:54] Touka
    Well, not me!
[04:56] Touka
    I'll protect Yuna, no matter
    who I have to fight to do it!
[04:59] Marguerite
    Touka! Sheath your sword and calm yourself!
[05:02] Touka
    You're against me too, Marguerite?!
[05:04] Marguerite
    Of course not!
[05:05] Marguerite
    But take a look around you!
[05:07] Marguerite
    You're putting all of these people in danger!
[05:13] Anri
    Why did you hide it from us?
[05:15] Anri
    You must know that we would
    never abandon Dame Yuna.
[05:19] Touka
    Sorry. I freaked myself out about it, and...
[05:25] Touka
    Yuna!
[05:27] Touka
    Stop it!
[05:28] Citizen A
    It's too late!
[05:29] Citizen B
    Someone kill her already!
[05:31] Marguerite
    Touka!
[05:32] Touka
    Stay back! You'll get bit!
[05:34] Touka
    Yuna!
[05:35] Touka
    Please, Yuna! Wake up!
[05:40] Anri
    I'll give it a try.
[05:41] Anri
    Ein Goedde!
[05:49] Citizen B
    Sh-She stopped...
[05:52] Anri
    Dame Yuna merely has a cold.
[05:54] Anri
    Isn't that right?
[05:56] Citizen A
    Whew, you scared me there!
[05:58] Citizen B
    That wasn't funny at all, Mr. Hero!
[06:03] Touka
    What's going on here, Anri?
[06:05] Touka
    How can you control Yuna with necromancy?
[06:08] Touka
    Don't tell me she's dea—
[06:10] Anri
    No, look at Miss Yuna's head with this.
[06:13] Anri
    It's Ein Bidiel.
[06:19] Touka/Marguerite
    Ein Bidiel?
[06:22] Anri
    I acquired this crystal in the capital.
[06:24] Anri
    It lets you perceive others' mana levels.
[06:27] Anri
    More precisely, it grants perception
    of formless things like mana and souls.
[06:31] Marguerite
    I see Yuna's soul, mana wall, and...
[06:35] Touka
    What's that wrapped around it?
[06:37] Anri
    The spell responsible for
    the sudden change in her behavior.
[06:40] Anri
    It's likely suppressing her soul,
    stripping away her reason,
[06:44] Anri
    and making her act like a monster.
[06:46] Touka
    Which means Yuna's still in there,
     and she's still alive?
[06:51] Anri
    Indeed.
[06:53] Touka
    I'm so glad.
[06:55] Touka
    Then why'd the necromancy work?
[06:56] Anri
    The spell seems to weaken the target's soul,
[07:00] Anri
    leaving them in a corpse-like state.
[07:03] Anri
    I'm so relieved it worked!
[07:05] Touka
    You weren't sure it would?!
[07:07] Marguerite
    If this is the doing of magic,
[07:09] Marguerite
    then stealing or destroying
    the caster's crystal
[07:11] Marguerite
    should return Yuna to normal.
[07:13] Touka
    You mean it?!
[07:14] Touka
    Okay! Then let's find the caster, fast!
[07:18] Marguerite
    Wait!
[07:19] Marguerite
    It's not safe to go out in the dark
    with all those zombies around!
[07:23] Anri
    It would be wise to be patient.
    We should wait until dawn.
[07:26] Touka
    Can you really keep control
    of Yuna until then?
[07:29] Anri
    It's true that I cannot use
    remote necromancy while asleep.
[07:33] Anri
    So I shall use possession necromancy
    to take over her body.
[07:38] Touka
    You're going to possess Yuna?
[07:40] Anri
    If remote necromancy works,
    possession necromancy surely will as well.
[07:44] sign
    Anri's Soul
[07:44] sign
    Yuna's Soul
[07:44] Anri
    I don't think the enemy's spell
    will take notice of my soul inside her,
[07:49] Anri
    as two souls in one body
    is a most unusual circumstance.
[07:55] Touka
    Anri.
[07:57] Touka
    Let me possess Yuna.
[08:00] Touka
    If you do it, you won't be able to
    use your remote necromancy, right?
[08:04] Anri
    Indeed, I cannot use other forms
    of necromancy outside my own body.
[08:08] Touka
    I figured as much.
[08:09] Touka
    And since your remote necromancy
    works on infected people,
[08:13] Touka
    having you possess someone else
    isn't a smart move.
[08:16] Anri
    But with your mana level, you won't be
    able to withstand possession necromancy.
[08:20] Touka
    I'll use some soma drops, then!
[08:23] Marguerite
    You can't! They're far too precious!
[08:26] Touka
    Aren't you a princess?
    How'd you get so stingy?
[08:29] Touka
    What's the point in having a bunch
    left over after we save the world?
[08:33] Marguerite
    But I could possess Yuna as well!
[08:35] Touka
    And if someone who knows Yuna happens to
    show up, could you play her effectively?
[08:40] Touka
    Well, I could!
[08:42] Touka
    I know everything about her.
[08:45] Touka
    Don't worry.
[08:46] Touka
    I've got no ulterior motives here!
[08:48] Touka
    You gotta trust me.
[08:50] Touka
    This is the best way to save Yuna!
[08:54] Anri
    Very well.
[08:55] Anri
    I'll allow you to possess her.
[08:58] Anri
    Are you ready?
[09:00] Touka
    Yeah.
[09:02] Anri
    Possession necromancy!
[09:09] Anri
    Are you all right?
[09:16] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm just fine.
[09:17] Touka (Yuna)
    It went off without a hitch.
[09:18] Touka (Yuna)
    Gonna take some getting used to, though.
[09:22] Touka (Yuna)
    Now Yuna's thighs belong to me!
[09:25] Marguerite
    Touka! What are you doing?!
[09:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Uh, just checking for any more bite marks!
[09:30] Touka (Yuna)
    I haven't discovered any injuries yet, but...
[09:33] Marguerite
    Oh, I see.
[09:35] Marguerite
    I thought for a moment you
    had more illicit intentions...
[09:38] Touka (Yuna)
    Marguerite.
[09:40] Touka (Yuna)
    You really think I'd do something
    so lousy in this situation?
[09:44] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm just doing this to protect Yuna!
[09:47] Marguerite
    F-Forgive me.
[09:50] Touka
    That was close! Be careful, dude!
[09:52] Touka
    You'll get your chance for
    a nice long look at her thighs later!
[09:55] Touka
    Be subtle. Be natural...
[09:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, guess I better take a bath before bed!
[10:01] Touka (Yuna)
    All that running's worked up a sweat!
[10:04] Touka
    That should do it!
[10:06] Marguerite
    Oh, in that case...
[10:08] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, what's all this?
[10:11] Marguerite
    I thought Yuna would be embarrassed
    to learn that you bathed her.
[10:14] Anri
    So we'll scrub you up and down!
[10:17] Touka
    Damn it! I can't see her thighs
    with this blindfold on!
[10:20] Touka (Yuna)
    Eek!
[10:21] Marguerite
    Are you all right?
[10:23] Marguerite
    Did we aggravate your injury?
[10:24] Touka (Yuna)
    Nah, I'm okay...
[10:27] Touka
    What's with this sensation?!
[10:29] Touka
    Is this what a woman's body is like?
[10:31] Touka
    Man, this is way over the top!
[10:34] Touka (Yuna)
    A-Aren't you scrubbing a little hard?
[10:36] Anri
    It's the only way to get the dirt off.
[10:39] Touka
    I can't enjoy Yuna's thighs like this!
[10:42] Touka (Yuna)
    Stop it, you guys!
[10:45] Marguerite
    Oh, don't be shy!
[10:46] Anri
    You'll feel much better with
    all the sweat washed off!
[10:50] Touka
    Damn, I couldn't even focus on her thighs!
[10:54] Marguerite
    Shall we get some rest, then?
[10:57] Marguerite
    The mayor reserved us each a room.
[11:04] Touka
    At last!
[11:06] Touka
    Yuna's thighs are all mine!
[11:10] Touka
    Who is it now?!
[11:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-What now?
[11:16] Marguerite
    We decided it might be best to
    sleep in the same room, just in case.
[11:21] Touka (Yuna)
    But you can't share a room with a guy!
[11:23] Anri
    I feel safe with you, Sir Touka!
[11:26] Marguerite
    And... I... have no objection either.
[11:30] Marguerite
    After all, you're currently in Yuna's body.
[11:37] Touka
    The hell is this situation?
[11:41] Touka
    Wait, duh! Talk about a lucky break!
[11:45] Touka
    I can enjoy Yuna's and Marguerite's
    thighs at the same time!
[11:49] sign
    Faromian Binding Technique:
    Instant Binding
[11:51] Touka (Yuna)
    Huh?
[11:52] Marguerite
    A natural part of a princess's education.
[11:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-Why?
[11:57] Marguerite
    I wish to protect Yuna
    just as much as you do.
[12:01] Touka (Yuna)
    What?!
[12:04] Citizen
    Hey! Look!
[12:20] Belarco
    It's begun.
[12:21] Touka (Yuna)
    What was that sound?!
[12:24] Marguerite
    The wall has been destroyed!
[12:26] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, Anri, wake up!
[12:28] Touka (Yuna)
    We're under attack!
[12:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Wake the hell up, damn it!
[12:35] Citizen
    This way!
[12:38] Colin
    They finally made it in, eh?
[12:43] Colin
    This should liven things up a bit.
[12:45] Neigan
    Hey, don't kill them!
[12:47] Neigan
    They can still be returned to normal.
[12:49] Colin
    Oh, really?
[12:51] Colin
    Whoops! That was my double.
[12:54] Colin
    Touching it will give you a shock.
[12:58] Colin
    Don't worry. He's not dead... probably.
[13:02] Colin
    Anyway, wanna get a load
    of the mayor in the throes of despair...
[13:06] Colin
    Neigan?
[13:10] Anri
    I'm too sleepy, Sir Touka.
[13:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Quit sulking!
[13:15] Touka (Yuna)
    See? They made it all the way
    here 'cause you're so slow!
[13:18] Marguerite
    There are so many.
[13:19] Marguerite
    It will be difficult to break through
    without harming them.
[13:24] Anri
    Remote necromancy!
[13:27] Anri
    I can hold them with necromancy.
[13:31] Colin
    Found you!
[13:33] Dott
    Please, help me!
[13:36] Colin
    You need help?
[13:38] Colin
    I thought you said this mansion was safe!
[13:41] Dott
    There's a safe place close to here!
[13:42] Dott
    I'll show you the way!
[13:45] Neigan
    Not good! That's a devil!
[13:47] Neigan
    We need to save him!
[13:48] Colin
    Save him?
[13:50] Colin
    Stop joking around, Neigan.
[13:53] Colin
    That's the legendary hero's job.
[13:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey! Someone's in trouble!
[13:57] Anri
    We're too far away to help him!
[14:00] Marguerite
    Don't worry. We can make it.
[14:03] Anri
    The magic crystal for shooting chunks of ice?
[14:05] Anri
    But it isn't very powerful, is it?
[14:08] Marguerite
    No, which is why I'll use this.
[14:11] Marguerite
    This enchanted bow can concentrate
    spell effects into arrows.
[14:18] Marguerite
    Ein Fleurety!
[14:26] Dott
    I'm saved...
[14:29] Colin
    Is there really somewhere safe to go?
[14:32] Dott
    Yes. It's this way!
[14:44] Belarco
    You made it, impostor hero.
[14:47] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't tell me he's our safety net.
[14:50] Belarco
    I see. Is it finally my—
[14:53] Dott
    Nah, he's got nothing to do with anything.
[14:55] Dott
    It's that room there!
[15:09] Dott
    Well? What do you think
    of my steel-reinforced room?!
[15:12] Touka (Yuna)
    It's even got cannons!
[15:14] Dott
    That's right!
[15:15] Dott
    We can mount attacks in any direction!
[15:22] Dott
    You see?
[15:23] Touka (Yuna)
    Idiot! Now they know right where we are!
[15:26] Dott
    So what if they do?
[15:28] Dott
    We're totally safe in this room!
[15:32] Touka (Yuna)
    Did you forget they breached the wall?
[15:34] Touka (Yuna)
    Even if we're safe, we're the only ones left!
[15:41] Dott
    It's all over!
[15:43] Touka
    This mayor really sucks.
[15:45] Dott
    I first heard the news three days ago.
    Only a few people were affected...
[15:50] Dott
    But I did nothing to stop it
    and let life go on as always.
[15:55] Dott
    I never thought it would turn
    into a crisis in just a few days!
[16:01] Marguerite
    There's nothing to worry about.
[16:04] Marguerite
    We shall return them all to normal.
[16:08] Dott
    Wait, you...
[16:09] Dott
    Aren't you...
[16:11] Dott
    the princess?
[16:12] Marguerite
    O-Of course not!
[16:14] Marguerite
    Pure mistaken identity.
[16:16] Dott
    I'm sure you don't remember me,
[16:19] Dott
    but we met once when you were very young.
[16:22] Dott
    I would never mistake that beauty mark!
[16:25] sign
    Faromian Ultimate Disguise Technique:
    Mole Clone Technique
[16:25] Marguerite
    I have another over here!
[16:28] Dott
    Oh, excuse me! I suppose it's
    mistaken identity after all.
[16:31] Neigan
    She drew it on.
[16:32] Colin
    Totally drew it on.
[16:33] Colin
    Wait, so that's really her?
[16:35] Marguerite
    A-Anyway, if there are
    devils attacking as well,
[16:39] Marguerite
    is it possible that a devil is also
    behind the spell affecting the townspeople?
[16:45] Anri
    Indeed.
[16:46] Anri
    And a spell of this scale suggests
    a high-rank one, at that.
[16:51] Touka (Yuna)
    A high-rank devil?
[16:52] Touka (Yuna)
    If it's like the one we fought
    in the capital, this is gonna be tricky...
[16:56] Touka (Yuna)
    Wait.
[16:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri, did you grab Leland's
    X-ray spell crystal?
[17:01] Anri
    I did.
[17:04] Touka
    Ein Togras!
[17:06] Marguerite
    Touka?!
[17:07] Marguerite
    This is hardly the time or place!
[17:09] Touka (Yuna)
    U-Uh, my mistake!
[17:10] Touka (Yuna)
    I meant to search for the devil!
[17:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Still, it's pretty tricky...
[17:17] Touka (Yuna)
    If I use too much mana,
    I see through everything...
[17:21] Touka (Yuna)
    Hang on. What if I use it
    with the mana-seeing crystal?
[17:25] Touka (Yuna)
    That'll do!
[17:26] Touka (Yuna)
    Now I can see where they all are!
[17:28] Anri
    Very impressive, Sir Touka!
[17:30] Touka (Yuna)
    I can make out three nonhumans for sure.
[17:34] Touka (Yuna)
    Is the brightest one a high-rank devil?
[17:37] Touka (Yuna)
    A quick glance around revealed three devils.
[17:39] Touka (Yuna)
    We've got the four of us,
[17:42] Touka (Yuna)
    the two of them,
[17:43] Touka (Yuna)
    and the mayor.
[17:44] Touka (Yuna)
    That's seven of us in total.
[17:46] Belarco
    Hey. You forgot about me.
[17:49] Touka (Yuna)
    If we know where they are,
    we can come up with an ambush, right?
[17:53] Colin
    Huh? Why should we help?
[17:55] Colin
    Sorry, but we're not a part of this!
[17:58] Touka (Yuna)
    By the way, aren't you...
[17:59] Colin
    Crud! She does remember us from the capital!
[18:02] Colin
    Look, it wasn't my fault!
[18:04] Colin
    I was just following Leland's orders!
[18:07] Marguerite
    As I thought...
[18:08] Marguerite
    You were working with Leland, then?
[18:11] Colin
    Y-Yeah...
[18:14] Colin
    I guess that means
    you really are the princess.
[18:17] Colin
    What are you gonna do about it?
[18:20] Marguerite
    Your involvement in the capital
    incident is absolutely unforgivable.
[18:26] Marguerite
    But desperate times call
    for desperate measures.
[18:28] Marguerite
    We need every set of hands available.
[18:31] Marguerite
    If you help us save this town,
[18:34] Marguerite
    I shall use my authority
    to guarantee you clemency.
[18:39] Neigan
    I-I...
[18:41] Neigan
    If she's giving us a chance to atone,
[18:44] Neigan
    I think we'd better take it.
[18:48] Colin
    Yeah, yeah, I get it.
[18:50] Colin
    We just gotta help, right?
[18:58] Touka (Yuna)
    Below us!
[19:04] Mayor
    They attacked from below?
[19:06] Mayor
    How'd they know where we were?!
[19:08] Touka (Yuna)
    Because you fired that damn cannon!
[19:11] Adele
    Sion the hero...
[19:13] Adele
    So you are here.
[19:19] Adele
    I've done it.
[19:21] Anri
    It's not an issue.
[19:23] Anri
    He can regenerate from standard attacks.
[19:26] Adele
    It didn't work?
[19:28] Adele
    Why didn't it work?
[19:37] Touka (Yuna)
    It blows up anything it touches!
[19:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Not good!
[19:43] Touka (Yuna)
    Marguerite!
[19:46] sign
    Faromian Undressing Technique:
    Molted Shell
[19:48] Marguerite
    If not for Isaac's teachings,
    I could have died there!
[19:51] Touka (Yuna)
    The hell was that old man thinking?!
[19:53] Touka
    But thanks, bro!
[19:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it! Let's get outside for now!
[20:03] Colin
    Sorry, that was my double.
[20:06] Colin
    There's one down.
[20:08] Touka (Yuna)
    You okay?
[20:10] Marguerite
    Yes.
[20:11] Marguerite
    A true princess must be capable
    of enduring far greater levels of shame!
[20:14] Touka (Yuna)
    Your lack of shame seems
    pretty unprincesslike to me!
[20:17] Colin
    To survive an explosion spell,
    it must be pretty tough.
[20:23] Belarco
    I'll take care of this one...
[20:25] Belarco
    by sending it to the next world.
[20:27] Colin
    You'll "take care of it"?
[20:28] Colin
    It's already on its last legs!
[20:33] Touka (Yuna)
    They're turning on each other?
[20:35] Marguerite
    No, that must be...
[20:42] Touka (Yuna)
    On its last legs, my ass!
[20:43] Touka (Yuna)
    It's alive and kicking!
[20:47] Marguerite
    Its behavior is totally different now!
[20:49] Marguerite
    Could it be...
[20:50] Anri
    Indeed, no doubt about it.
[20:51] Anri
    This is the same spell
    affecting the townspeople!
[20:54] Touka (Yuna)
    So that high-rank devil is the caster?!
[20:59] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri, enlarge the hero's sword
    and crush the damn thing!
[21:03] Anri
    Very well!
[21:06] Anri
    What? It's not working.
[21:08] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't be stupid!
[21:09] Touka (Yuna)
    You just gotta imagine it getting big.
[21:12] Anri
    That's what I'm doing, but it's not working.
[21:14] Touka (Yuna)
    Here, let me show you.
[21:17] Touka (Yuna)
    Just stick the thing out
    and imagine it growing.
[21:24] Touka (Yuna)
    See? Easy.
[21:26] Anri
    Wow! Very impressive, Sir Touka!
[21:29] Marguerite
    Why can you use the Sacred Sword?
[21:32] Touka (Yuna)
    What do you mean?
[21:33] Touka (Yuna)
    I've been using it this whole damn time.
[21:36] Marguerite
    But you're currently in Yuna's body.
[21:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you're right.
[21:43] Touka (Yuna)
    What's that about?
[21:45] sign
    Next Time
[21:46] sign
    A New Legendary Hero
[23:16] Milly
    Hey. You all right?
[23:21] Belarco
    I'm fine.
[23:23] Milly
    I think you were carried here from the city.
[23:26] Belarco
    The people there have
    all turned into monsters.
[23:30] Milly
    I see.
[23:31] Milly
    Well, I guess I'd better do something.
[23:35] Milly
    After all, I'm the legendary hero!

Season 1

E7 - A New Legendary Hero

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[00:01] Touka (Yuna)
    Why can I use the Sacred Sword
    in Yuna's body?
[00:04] Anri
    I do not know.
[00:05] Marguerite
    You've been chosen.
[00:06] Marguerite
    You've become the true legendary hero, Touka.
[00:10] Touka (Yuna)
    Me? The hero?
[00:12] Marguerite
    Which means I can fulfill
    my royal duty as well.
[00:15] Marguerite
    So let us wed at once! Right this instant!
[00:18] Touka (Yuna)
    What are you, stupid?
[00:19] Touka (Yuna)
    No freaking way can I just
    get married like that!
[00:22] Marguerite
    But it is my duty!
[00:23] Marguerite
    Or are you going to abandon me
    the way the last hero did?
[00:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, I don't want that either...
[00:29] Touka (Yuna)
    L-Look, now that I'm
    really the legendary hero,
[00:32] Touka (Yuna)
    I've got a more important mission
    to deal with first.
[00:34] Marguerite
    A more important mission?
[00:36] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah, that's right.
[00:37] Touka
    Until I complete my mission of enjoying
    the thighs of beautiful girls the world over,
[00:41] Touka
    I can't possibly settle down!
[00:43] Touka (Yuna)
    And at this particular moment...
[00:45] Touka (Yuna)
    We're in battle!
[00:46] Touka (Yuna)
    That thing's still going?!
[00:49] Anri
    The high-rank devil's spell must
    have sent it into a berserker fury.
[00:53] Anri
    Which means...
[00:54] Anri
    Ein Goedde!
[00:55] Anri
    Finish it!
[01:00] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[01:12] sign
    THE
[01:13] sign
    LEGEN
[01:13] sign
    DARY
[01:14] sign
    HERO
[01:14] sign
    IS
[01:15] sign
    DEAD
[02:29] sign
    A New Legendary Hero
[02:29] sign
    Episode 7
[02:34] Colin
    Ein Furfur.
[02:38] Colin
    And now...
[02:40] Colin
    The finish!
[02:43] Neigan
    The high-rank devil disappeared.
[02:46] Colin
    It looked pretty freaked out
    when it attacked the hero.
[02:49] Colin
    Maybe it tossed the mid-rank devil
    out as a distraction and fled?
[02:53] Colin
    Either way, let's get down there and search.
[02:58] Neigan
    Colin!
[02:58] Colin
    Shit! You gotta be kidding me!
[03:00] Touka (Yuna)
    What happened?
[03:02] Touka (Yuna)
    Get out! Close the door!
[03:07] Touka (Yuna)
    There's a ton of 'em down there!
[03:09] Marguerite
    Do you mean to say they're being controlled
    rather than mindlessly rampaging?
[03:13] Touka (Yuna)
    No...
[03:14] Touka (Yuna)
    I think they're attracted
    by sound and voices.
[03:17] Colin
    Forget that crap!
[03:18] Colin
    We gotta find and kill that
    high-rank devil ASAP!
[03:21] Anri
    There it is!
[03:24] Adele
    My power failed to work
    on the legendary hero.
[03:26] Adele
    And that necromancer as well...
[03:31] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it! I missed!
[03:32] Colin
    The hell are you doing?
[03:34] Colin
    I'm not becoming a monster today...
[03:36] Colin
    We can't let that thing get away!
[03:39] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you jerk!
[03:40] Anri
    It's my turn now, right?
[03:43] Colin
    That's it! I'll finish you!
[03:47] Diego
    Don't bully my girl that way.
[03:51] Diego
    You've got me on the verge of tears.
[03:55] Touka (Yuna)
    What're you doing on that horse?
[03:57] Dott
    It turns out horses don't get
    infected! Great news, eh?
[04:00] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't tell me... You're the mayor!
    You're running away?!
[04:03] Dott
    You bet I am.
[04:06] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey! Wait, damn it!
[04:08] Neigan
    Hang in there!
[04:09] Marguerite
    We need to stop the bleeding!
[04:15] Touka (Yuna)
    White hair and red eyes...
[04:17] Touka (Yuna)
    That guy's a necromancer?
[04:19] Anri
    That's Sir Diego!
[04:21] Diego
    Hey there, Anri, Hero.
[04:23] Diego
    So glad to see you both again.
[04:25] Touka (Yuna)
    I dunno who the hell you are.
[04:27] Diego
    Come now, you were there too.
[04:30] Diego
    I'm aggrieved that you forgot the night
    we spent together in the capital.
[04:35] Anri
    Sir Diego, were you the one inhabiting
    the high-rank devil that night?
[04:39] Touka (Yuna)
    Oh, right, the guy possessing
    the devil I beat...
[04:42] Diego
    You're not the one who beat me.
[04:45] Diego
    Or were you the one inside the hero, then?
[04:48] Diego
    So the hero's dead, is he?
[04:50] Diego
    The slayer of the hero
    who defeated the Dark Lord...
[04:53] Diego
    Just who are you?
[04:55] Anri
    This is Sir Touka!
[04:56] Touka (Yuna)
    Hang on a minute! That was an accident!
[04:58] Diego
    You certainly seemed overwhelmingly
    powerful that night...
[05:02] Diego
    But you're only mana level 4, eh?
[05:05] Touka
    It's dropped that much?!
[05:07] Touka
    'Cause I got carried away using
    the Sacred Sword and spells and stuff?!
[05:10] Touka (Yuna)
    W-Well, when you get as good as me,
[05:12] Touka (Yuna)
    you can draw out that much power
    with just mana level 4!
[05:15] Anri
    No, Sir Touka uses potions
    to increase his level.
[05:18] Anri
    His native mana level is 1.
[05:20] Touka (Yuna)
    Why'd you tell him that?!
[05:23] Diego
    Mana level 1? Like an insect or a fish?
[05:27] Anri
    I'm afraid Sir Touka's talents
    cannot be quantified with mana level.
[05:33] Diego
    So if he killed the hero, does that mean
    he agrees with our goal?
[05:38] Anri
    Your goal?
[05:40] Anri
    Revenge for three years ago?
[05:42] Diego
    Yeah, we want revenge.
[05:45] Diego
    It's been four months since the seal
    on the Gates of Hell dissolved.
[05:49] Diego
    Soon, its miasma will permeate these lands.
[05:52] Diego
    In the name of revenge,
[05:54] Diego
    we'll bring death to the humans
[05:57] Diego
    and fill this world with their corpses!
[06:01] Anri
    Are there any other surviving necromancers?
[06:04] Diego
    Oh, yes.
[06:05] Diego
    Seeing you alive, Anri, made me cry with joy.
[06:08] Diego
    Let's all work together to get our revenge.
[06:12] Anri
    I fear I cannot do that.
[06:14] Anri
    I made a promise to the legendary hero.
[06:17] Anri
    A promise to save the world.
[06:19] Diego
    Huh? You're kidding, right?
[06:22] Touka (Yuna)
    Now, now.
[06:23] Touka (Yuna)
    Revenge is a nasty business, man.
    Just call it off.
[06:26] Touka (Yuna)
    I heard about folks treating necromancers
    as devils and killing 'em off three years ago.
[06:31] Touka (Yuna)
    But you could probably talk it out
    now and come to terms.
[06:35] Touka (Yuna)
    I can even use the hero's form
    to help convince the king of it!
[06:40] Marguerite
    I, too, shall offer my royal aid!
[06:43] Diego
    Talk it out?
[06:46] Diego
    What an absolutely ridiculous thought!
[06:48] Diego
    If you people would listen,
[06:50] Diego
    that slaughter three years ago
    never would've happened!
[06:53] Diego
    It was you people—you humans—
    who refused to hear us out.
[06:59] Diego
    But I'll agree that talk is important...
[07:01] Diego
    That's how we managed to forge
    an alliance with the devils.
[07:07] Anri
    You've lost your mind!
[07:08] Anri
    Have you forgotten our time in Hell?
[07:11] Anri
    The devils are our true enemies!
[07:13] Diego
    Sorry, Anri.
[07:14] Diego
    Our enemies are the humans.
[07:17] Diego
    Ein Andromalius.
[07:20] Touka (Yuna)
    An eyeball?
[07:21] Diego
    To use necromancy, you have to
    know where your target is.
[07:27] Diego
    This spell lets me locate a target,
    no matter how far away they are.
[07:33] Diego
    Come to me now, my frenzied masses!
[07:36] Diego
    But deep down, they're law-abiding citizens!
[07:38] Diego
    Dare you kill them?!
[07:42] Touka (Yuna)
    He's gotta be almost out of mana, right?
[07:44] Anri
    No.
[07:45] Anri
    He isn't, Sir Touka.
[07:46] Anri
    Necromancers aren't like ordinary humans.
[07:49] Touka (Yuna)
    But even if his mana level's high,
    he's gotta hit a limit eventually, right?
[07:52] Touka (Yuna)
    Even you run out.
[07:54] Anri
    I'm considered a failure among necromancers.
[08:00] Touka (Yuna)
    The hell is his mana level?!
[08:02] Anri
    The upper limit in humans is level 10.
[08:04] Anri
    But necromancers, with bodies adapted
    to the conditions of Hell,
[08:08] Anri
    can far outstrip that.
[08:10] Anri
    Diego's mana level is 40.
[08:14] Touka
    F-Forty?!
[08:16] Colin
    But it never pulled out my needle.
[08:19] Colin
    Ein Furfur!
[08:21] Diego
    Ein Vampyr.
[08:23] Adele
    I thank you, Lord Diego.
[08:26] Diego
    What were you thinking, you pathetic whore?!
[08:28] Adele
    Forgive me!
[08:30] Diego
    Get the hell out of here until this is over!
[08:33] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[08:34] Anri
    They're coming!
[08:36] Touka
    No idea how long a level 4
    Sacred Sword will hold out, but...
[08:40] sign
    Form Change: Wall
[08:43] Diego
    Yes, I see!
[08:45] Diego
    Well, then...
[08:47] Diego
    If you're the problem here,
    I'd better clear you out first.
[08:50] Touka
    Yeah, figures he'd come after me.
[08:53] Touka
    Damn...
[08:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Hold on a minute!
[08:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Surely you have questions, right?
[08:58] Touka (Yuna)
    How can a guy who's not the legendary
    hero use the Sacred Sword?
[09:03] Diego
    Yes, I suppose I do.
[09:05] Diego
    The legendary hero is dead.
[09:07] Diego
    I would understand if you were
    still inhabiting his corpse, but...
[09:10] Diego
    Who exactly are you?
[09:12] Touka
    I dunno why I can use
    the Sacred Sword either...
[09:16] Touka
    But now I've got your attention!
[09:17] Touka (Yuna)
    You said you wanted revenge, right?
[09:20] Touka (Yuna)
    I bet you're riding pretty high,
    getting the devils on your side and all.
[09:23] Touka (Yuna)
    But there's one major change
    compared to three years ago.
[09:27] Touka (Yuna)
    And that would be me.
[09:31] Touka (Yuna)
    Remember what Anri said?
[09:33] Touka (Yuna)
    My talents can't be
    quantified with mana level.
[09:36] Touka (Yuna)
    I killed the legendary hero,
    I can use the guy's Sacred Sword,
[09:39] Touka (Yuna)
    and I even put a stop to Leland.
[09:42] Touka (Yuna)
    You know why that is?
[09:44] Touka (Yuna)
    The answer's simple.
[09:46] Touka (Yuna)
    I wield the ultimate power,
    greater even than magic...
[09:49] Touka (Yuna)
    The power of lushighs.
[09:51] Marguerite
    "Luscious thighs"?
[09:53] Marguerite
    If you're going to bluff, at least
    come up with a more believable name!
[09:57] Diego
    The power of lushighs?
[09:58] Anri
    I knew it!
[10:00] Marguerite
    They both bought it!
[10:02] Marguerite
    Is he spinning this bluff to some other end?
[10:05] Marguerite
    Or is he just trying to buy time?
[10:07] Touka (Yuna)
    There's no way you can beat me like this.
[10:10] Touka (Yuna)
    But if you restore the people
    this instant, I'll spare you.
[10:14] Touka (Yuna)
    Lushigh-wielders like me
    are quite magnanimous, you see.
[10:18] Diego
    I'll admit you are an unknown.
[10:21] Diego
    It would be unwise to recklessly
    throw myself into battle with you.
[10:25] Diego
    But...
[10:26] Diego
    I can always decide to withdraw after
    that wall breaks down, can't I?
[10:32] Diego
    Talents that can't be
    quantified with mana level?
[10:35] Diego
    Ridiculous!
[10:36] Diego
    You couldn't even use the Sacred
    Sword properly without mana!
[10:41] Marguerite
    Touka, if you use soma drops—
[10:43] Touka (Yuna)
    Nah, no need for that.
[10:46] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm gonna show you the power within me
[10:49] Touka (Yuna)
    that can't be quantified with mana levels!
[10:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Guess you didn't realize we had
    another ally on our side.
[10:58] Adele
    Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
[11:01] Touka (Yuna)
    I asked the mayor to take
    on a little job for us.
[11:05] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)
    You wanna see Marguerite naked in stockings?
[11:08] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)
    If you do...
[11:09] Touka (Yuna)
    "Fetch the enchanted carriage," I told him!
[11:11] Marguerite
    You can't just promise something like that!
[11:13] Dott
    Your Highness.
[11:14] Dott
    I returned to see you naked in stockings.
[11:17] Marguerite
    Absolutely not!
[11:18] Touka (Yuna)
    Behold the power of lushighs!
[11:20] Touka (Yuna)
    The power to manipulate men
    attracted to luscious thighs!
[11:24] Neigan
    But how did the mayor know who to hit?
[11:27] Neigan
    He wasn't here, so he couldn't have known
    that necromancer was our enemy.
[11:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Got my message, did you?
[11:32] Dott
    Yes.
[11:33] Touka (Yuna)
    It's not too obvious from up close.
[11:35] sign
    "Dude with the white hair is the enemy!"
[11:38] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri, remote necromancy.
[11:40] Anri
    Yes!
[11:40] Touka (Yuna)
    All right...
[11:42] Touka (Yuna)
    Now to defeat the high-rank devil.
[11:49] Diego
    Not bad for a bunch of pathetic nobodies!
[11:52] Touka (Yuna)
    No way! He's still kicking?!
[11:55] Diego
    You stole my control, eh?
[11:58] Diego
    I must've lost focus
    for a split second there...
[12:01] Diego
    But I wonder how long you can keep them
    under control with your mana level!
[12:05] Diego
    Though if you use all of them,
    you might just stand a chance!
[12:08] Dott
    That won't be necessary!
[12:10] Dott
    I brought some powerful reinforcements!
[12:12] Milly
    Indeed, your true hope is here...
[12:15] Milly
    Now that the legendary hero
    Milly Yunis has arrived!
[12:19] Touka (Yuna)
    Milly?
[12:20] Milly
    Huh? What're you doing here...
[12:23] Milly
    Big Sis?
[12:26] Touka (Yuna)
    Why are you here?
[12:28] Fieri
    We could ask you the same thing!
[12:30] Touka
    Yuna's dad?!
[12:31] Fieri
    I told you to stay in the village!
[12:34] Fieri
    But Princess Marguerite...
    you've certainly grown, haven't you?
[12:38] Touka
    I just remembered...
[12:40] Touka
    This lousy creep can't stop himself
    from perving on boobs!
[12:45] Diego
    Enough of this farce.
[12:47] Diego
    There can't be two legendary heroes.
[12:50] Milly
    Then let me show you...
[12:51] Milly
    the power of my Sacred Sword, Durandal!
[12:58] Fieri
    Yunisian Fighting Technique...
[13:00] Fieri
    Fire-Thunder!
[13:04] Dorothy
    Ein Nidhogg.
[13:06] Touka (Yuna)
    Awesome! You beat him!
[13:09] Adele
    Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
[13:11] Fieri
    Gotta appreciate nice tits,
    even on an enemy.
[13:14] Touka (Yuna)
    That one! That's the one
    enslaving the townspeople!
[13:18] Fieri
    All right.
[13:19] Fieri
    Your tits are absurd!
[13:21] Fieri
    With my own hands, I will—
[13:23] Milly
    Papa!
[13:26] Touka (Yuna)
    Even after all that...
[13:27] Diego
    Oh, how very amusing!
[13:29] Diego
    So amusing, I could cry!
[13:31] Diego
    You're not just pathetic
    nobodies after all!
[13:34] Diego
    But this is all a distraction
    from my original goal.
[13:42] Diego
    We'll finish another time.
[13:44] Marguerite
    You shan't escape!
[13:46] Diego
    Ah, but here's a word to the wise...
[13:48] Diego
    That spell is devil-conversion magic.
[13:51] Diego
    In about a day, they'll
    begin turning into devils,
[13:54] Diego
    starting with the ones
    with the lowest mana levels.
[13:57] Touka
    The lowest mana levels? Yuna!
[14:00] Diego
    At that point,
    even if you slay the caster here,
[14:02] Diego
    they're done for!
[14:03] Diego
    They'll be man-eating monsters
    for the rest of their lives!
[14:07] Diego
    Now, struggle all you like!
[14:09] Diego
    I'll enjoy watching you from afar.
[14:13] Diego
    And if you survive, perhaps we'll meet again!
[14:18] Marguerite
    Touka, why did you stop me?
[14:20] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri's at her limit.
[14:22] Touka (Yuna)
    If he'd stayed any longer,
    the tables would've turned again.
[14:26] Touka (Yuna)
    Let's lure them in with sound
    and seal them in the mansion.
[14:29] Marguerite
    All right.
[14:32] Marguerite
    That was the explosion spell
    the mid-rank devil used on the roof.
[14:36] Marguerite
    I'll use it to draw them in.
[14:39] Shannon
    Master Fieri.
[14:40] Shannon
    Let me use a healing spell to—
[14:42] Fieri
    No.
[14:43] Fieri
    Take care of him first.
[14:46] Colin
    Will this counteract the spell
    that thing cast on me?
[14:50] Shannon
    No, I'm afraid that's beyond my capabilities.
[14:53] Shannon
    I'm sorry.
[14:54] Colin
    Damn. So I'm gonna become a monster?
[14:57] Colin
    I can't freaking believe this...
[14:59] Colin
    Hey. You said you had the power of ludicrous?
[15:02] Touka (Yuna)
    Lushighs.
[15:03] Colin
    Here.
[15:05] Colin
    Take this, okay?
[15:07] Colin
    It's my magic crystals and enchanted tools.
[15:09] Colin
    Use them in your fight, would you?
[15:13] Colin
    I like playing the trickster myself.
[15:17] Colin
    The way you fight is so
    ludicrous. I loved it.
[15:20] Colin
    I feel like I can trust my life to you.
[15:23] Colin
    It's ludicrous guys like you
    that actually give me hope.
[15:29] Touka (Yuna)
    You got it.
[15:31] Touka (Yuna)
    I swear I'll beat that devil.
[15:33] Touka (Yuna)
    There's someone I've gotta save, too.
[15:39] Neigan
    I'll protect this place if it comes to it.
[15:43] Neigan
    I'm counting on you.
[15:44] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't worry. We got this.
[15:52] Mayor
    I'm going to report this to the capital.
[15:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't chicken out, okay?
[15:56] Dott
    I won't run away again.
[15:58] Dott
    As mayor of this city,
[15:59] Dott
    and so I can see you naked in stockings,
[16:01] Dott
    I will do my duty!
[16:04] Marguerite
    I told you that's not happening!
[16:05] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll make sure we take out that
    devil in the next 24 hours.
[16:10] Touka (Yuna)
    I won't let anyone transform.
[16:13] Marguerite
    But how will we know where
    that necromancer and devil went?
[16:17] Touka (Yuna)
    Based on the way he was talking,
    I'm guessing they ran off to their base.
[16:22] Touka (Yuna)
    The direction they flew off in
[16:24] Touka (Yuna)
    intersects with the northeast path from
    the capital that Siruela described
[16:29] Touka (Yuna)
    right about at the perfect
    place for a hideout.
[16:33] Touka (Yuna)
    Me and Yuna's hometown, Elvania.
[16:36] Touka (Yuna)
    Elvania was destroyed
    by devils three years ago.
[16:41] Fieri
    At this rate, we'll reach Elvania
    in about twelve hours.
[16:44] Touka (Yuna)
    Since we don't all know each other,
    we oughta have some introductions.
[16:48] Milly
    Me, me!
[16:48] Milly
    I'll go first!
[16:50] Milly
    My name's Milly Yunis!
[16:51] sign
    Milly Yunis
    Legendary Hero (?)
[16:52] Milly
    I'm a legendary hero!
[16:54] Milly
    I'm sixteen years old.
[16:55] Milly
    My likes include cheesecake
    and fighting powerful enemies!
[16:58] Milly
    I'm 155 centimeters tall,
    and my measurements are—
[17:00] Touka (Yuna)
    Nobody freaking asked!
[17:02] Touka (Yuna)
    Also, are you serious about
    this "legendary hero" stuff?
[17:04] Fieri
    We'll discuss that later.
[17:06] Fieri
    I'm Yuna and Milly's father.
[17:06] sign
    Fieri Yunis
    Yuna and Milly's Father
[17:09] Fieri
    My likes include my daughters and boobs.
[17:12] Fieri
    I'm pleased to be surrounded
    by so many brilliant bazongas.
[17:15] Touka (Yuna)
    What a creepy self-introduction.
[17:17] Marguerite
    Pleased to see you again, Master Fieri.
[17:19] Fieri
    The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness.
[17:22] Fieri
    I never expected to find you
    traveling with Sion the hero!
[17:25] Touka (Yuna)
    You guys know each other?
[17:27] Marguerite
    Master Fieri used to be
    one of the Four Knights.
[17:30] Marguerite
    Isaac was beside himself when he
    left the capital four years ago.
[17:35] Marguerite
    Why did you leave the Knights?
[17:37] Fieri
    As a team-building exercise,
    I made a play for the female knights' tits
[17:41] Fieri
    and got accused of sexual harassment.
[17:43] Fieri
    In the end, I was stripped of my title
    and exiled from the capital.
[17:48] Touka (Yuna)
    Sounds like you deserved it!
[17:49] Fieri
    Perhaps.
[17:50] Fieri
    But Siruela, my direct subordinate...
[17:53] Fieri
    She had the finest knockers of all.
[17:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Guess she's been through a lot, huh?
[17:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Okay, what about you?
[17:59] Shannon
    I'm Shannon Petralca.
[17:59] sign
    Shannon Petralca
    Mage
[18:01] Shannon
    I'm a mage.
[18:02] Milly
    C'mon, Dorothy! Wake up!
[18:02] sign
    Dorothy Eleonora
    Mage
[18:06] Milly
    Um... "Dorothy Eleonora.
    I'm a mage. Good night."
[18:11] Touka (Yuna)
    "Good night"?!
[18:12] Milly
    "P.S., Sion and Anri..."
[18:14] Milly
    "It's good to see you again.
    Good night," she says.
[18:18] Touka (Yuna)
    You guys know each other?
[18:19] Fieri
    She was once part of the hero's party.
[18:23] Touka
    She was with them?
[18:25] Touka
    What's she gonna do
    if she finds out Sion's dead?
[18:28] Touka
    Worse, Anri said the hero was
    the only one who accepted her.
[18:31] Touka
    Does that mean Dorothy might try
    to kill Anri the way Kyle did?!
[18:34] Fieri
    Now, Sir Hero...
[18:36] Fieri
    Might I ask how you came to travel
    with my daughter and the princess?
[18:42] Fieri
    Why won't you respond?
[18:44] Touka (Yuna)
    H-He feels kinda guilty about
    the Gates of Hell getting unsealed.
[18:48] Touka (Yuna)
    He swore he'd focus on nothing but
    his battle until he saved the world,
[18:51] Touka (Yuna)
    and he's been this way since!
[18:52] Fieri
    Incredible! Such depth of resolve!
[18:54] Milly
    I'm so impressed!
[18:55] Touka
    Whew, they bought it!
[18:57] Milly
    I've been wondering this for a while,
[18:59] Milly
    by why do you sound like that, Big Sis?
[19:02] Milly
    I mean the way you're talking.
[19:03] Milly
    You sound like Touka.
[19:05] Touka
    Crap! I forgot to stay in character!
[19:07] Touka (Yuna)
    Uh, we've been hanging out for so long,
     he kinda rubbed off on me.
[19:12] Milly
    Don't tell me...
[19:13] Milly
    You're not gonna steal my Touka, are you?!
[19:16] Marguerite
    Wh-What exactly is your
    relationship to Touka?
[19:19] Milly
    We said we'd get married one day!
[19:21] Marguerite
    Tou— Er, Yuna.
[19:23] Touka (Yuna)
    Heck no! That's not binding or anything!
[19:25] Touka (Yuna)
    She just challenged me
    to a duel this one time, and...
[19:28] (Flashback) Milly
    If I beat you, do you promise to marry me?
[19:31] (Flashback) Touka
    You think a little girl like you can beat me?
[19:35] (Flashback) Milly
    I win!
[19:36] (Flashback) Touka
    Hang on! I never said only one match!
[19:39] (Flashback) Touka
    You gotta beat me a hundred times to win!
[19:43] (Flashback) Milly
    Aw... Okay, then!
[19:45] Touka (Yuna)
    So she kept challenging me
    and beating the crap outta me.
[19:50] Touka (Yuna)
    Yuna finally got sick of watching it
    and stepped in to save me.
[19:54] Marguerite
    But why in the world did you
    agree to that, anyway?!
[19:57] Touka (Yuna)
    It's just the kind of thing kids do!
[19:59] Fieri
    Touka Scott...
[20:00] Fieri
    I never expected him to have
    such an influence on my daughters.
[20:04] Fieri
    That disgusting pervert
    with his thigh fetish...
[20:07] Fieri
    I'll have to take him off
    the table once and for all!
[20:09] Touka
    Oh yeah, I forgot about all the times
    this guy tried to kill me, too!
[20:14] Touka
    Yuna's the only one who was nice to me!
[20:16] Fieri
    Yuna, when this is over,
    return to the village.
[20:20] Fieri
    Leave the fight to us
[20:22] Fieri
    and live out a peaceful life there.
[20:25] Touka (Yuna)
    I mean, that sounds nice and all...
[20:28] Touka (Yuna)
    But you can't tie people down.
[20:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Yuna's...
[20:31] Touka (Yuna)
    I mean, I-I've got a dream
    to be a mage and stuff.
[20:35] Fieri
    You're still on that nonsense?
[20:37] Fieri
    You have no magical talent.
[20:40] Fieri
    Return to the village, and never
    get involved with magic again!
[20:43] Fieri
    That's an order.
[20:44] Touka
    What kind of asshole is that down
    on his daughter's dreams?
[20:48] Touka
    Though I did forget Yuna comes
    from a house of famous fighters.
[20:51] Touka
    Is that why?
[20:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, we can talk about that later.
[20:57] Touka (Yuna)
    What I wanna know is why Milly's
    calling herself the hero—
[21:03] Touka (Yuna)
    What the...
[21:04] Touka (Yuna)
    What's going on?
[21:07] Friedrich
    Was the test successful?
[21:09] Diego
    Yeah, in just three days, everyone
    in town was under the spell's thrall.
[21:13] Diego
    And she only cast it directly
     on a single person!
[21:18] Diego
    It's wonderfully compatible
    with necromancy as well.
[21:20] Diego
    Unlike Leland, this devil will be a valuable
    resource in taking over the capital.
[21:25] Adele
    I am honored to be of use to you.
[21:28] Diego
    You pathetic whore.
[21:30] Diego
    Then you got overconfident and walked
    right into the mansion where the hero was.
[21:34] Diego
    You almost ruined our whole damn plan!
[21:40] Friedrich
    The hero was there?
[21:43] Diego
    Oh, yes! And we've started
    playing a fun little game...
[21:48] Diego
    I approached anyone I thought
    might be willing to help.
[21:52] Diego
    I asked them to hunt the hero!
[21:54] Diego
    Let's see if even one of them gets this far.
[21:58] Diego
    They'll find themselves
    facing a thousand devils!
[22:01] Diego
    The minute they arrive,
    it'll be game over!
[22:07] sign
    21 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Student!

Season 1

E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!

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[00:02] Fieri
    We'll work things out here.
[00:04] Fieri
    The rest of you, go on ahead!
[00:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Shannon, gun it!
[00:16] Ethel
    Sorry to disappoint.
[00:17] Ethel
    But just ahead...
[00:21] Ethel
    is a pitfall.
[00:25] Milly
    If we fall from here—
[00:30] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:42] sign
    THE
[00:43] sign
    LEGEN
[00:43] sign
    DARY
[00:44] sign
    HERO
[00:44] sign
    IS
[00:45] sign
    DEAD
[01:59] sign
    Episode 8
[01:59] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
[02:00] Ethel
    The shortest route to Elvania...
[02:02] Ethel
    I knew that if I set a trap here,
    you'd fall right into it.
[02:05] Ethel
    Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
[02:09] Ethel
    It'd take more than a pit trap
    to kill the legendary hero.
[02:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you okay?!
[02:17] Anri
    Honestly, a pitfall?
[02:19] Anri
    This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
[02:21] Touka (Yuna)
    I didn't dig this one, damn it!
[02:23] Marguerite
    What is this?
[02:24] Touka (Yuna)
    I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
    rigidity to use it as a cushion.
[02:28] Milly
    Hey, hang on!
[02:29] Milly
    Since when could you use
    the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
    Erk!
[02:32] Touka (Yuna)
    I-It's part of Sion's power!
[02:35] Touka (Yuna)
    He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
[02:37] Milly
    I've never heard of a power
    like that before...
[02:40] Shannon
    Hey, you think we should get out of here?
[02:43] Shannon
    Whoever set the trap is
    probably on their way.
[02:45] Anri
    But with the enchanted
    carriage in this state...
[02:49] Marguerite
    There appears to be a city nearby.
[02:51] Marguerite
    Shall we head in that direction?
[02:53] Touka (Yuna)
    Might as well.
[02:54] Touka (Yuna)
    We could find a new ride there
    or someone to fix this one.
[03:01] Marguerite
    The fog is so thick...
[03:03] Marguerite
    Which way should we go?
[03:05] Milly
    My Sacred Sword can blow
    this fog away, no problem!
[03:11] Milly
    Okay, let's get going!
[03:13] Touka (Yuna)
    H-Hang on!
[03:14] Touka (Yuna)
    There might be more traps around!
[03:16] Milly
    Aw, what a worrywart!
[03:19] Milly
    The chance of there
    being more traps here is...
[03:22] Milly
    high!
[03:23] Anri
    Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
[03:25] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
[03:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Milly! Get back here already!
[03:28] Milly
    Yeah, roger that!
[03:30] Devil
    Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
[03:33] Milly
    Oh, not again!
[03:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Milly! You okay?
[03:37] Milly
    Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
[03:40] Touka (Yuna)
    You're okay—
[03:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Or not!
[03:43] Milly
    The most terrible devils!
[03:45] Milly
    They did this and that and
    the other thing to me...
[03:47] Touka (Yuna)
    You sure it wasn't some perv?
[03:49] Touka (Yuna)
    Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
[03:50] Marguerite
    I am not going!
[03:52] Touka (Yuna)
    This place is even more
    dangerous than I thought.
[03:55] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
[03:58] Touka
    And there are traps all around.
[04:01] Touka
    This ain't how devils fights.
[04:04] Touka
    Though it's hard to believe that necromancer
    guy would play like this either...
[04:10] Ethel
    This devil's mist spell
[04:12] Ethel
    allows only an authorized few
    to see through the fog.
[04:16] Ethel
    I can spy on everything you're doing.
[04:21] Ethel
    Now, what's your next move?
[04:23] Milly
    You sure about this?
[04:25] Milly
    Surely even Sion the hero
    isn't impervious to traps...
[04:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't you worry.
[04:29] Touka (Yuna)
    It'll take more than a trap
    to take out this legendary hero.
[04:32] Ethel
    I see.
[04:34] Ethel
    So the rumor that the legendary
    hero is dead is true.
[04:38] Ethel
    A corpse could indeed survive
    any trap I throw at it.
[04:41] Ethel
    And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
[04:44] Ethel
    I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
[04:47] Ethel
    But...
[04:48] Ethel
    that won't be enough.
[04:50] Ethel
    This fog is magical.
[04:53] Ethel
    It can even cloak someone's presence.
[05:00] Touka (Yuna)
    Marguerite!
[05:01] Anri
    Your Highness!
[05:02] Ethel
    That's one down.
[05:04] Shannon
    Move out of the way.
[05:05] Shannon
    I can—
[05:08] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, what happened?!
[05:10] Touka (Yuna)
    You guys are still alive out there, right?
[05:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Talk to me!
[05:16] Touka (Yuna)
    No way...
[05:18] Touka (Yuna)
    They can't all just be dead...
[05:25] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it. This is nuts.
[05:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Please, spare me! I surrender!
[05:31] Touka (Yuna)
    You can hear me, can't you?!
[05:33] Touka (Yuna)
    Whoever's the leader out there!
[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A
    We took 'em all out.
[05:39] Ethel
    Yes, I saw everything.
[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B
    This is the last one.
[05:44] Ethel
    The moment you see your allies fallen,
[05:46] Ethel
    you pathetically plead for your life.
[05:49] Ethel
    A selfish lowlife like you
    wielding the Sacred Sword...
[05:51] Ethel
    What sort of farce is this?
[05:53] Touka (Yuna)
    I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
[05:55] Touka (Yuna)
    Just spare me!
[05:56] Ethel
    Willing to give up the sword, are you?
[05:58] Ethel
    Terribly sorry,
    but I can't take you at your word.
[06:02] Ethel
    Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
[06:07] Touka (Yuna)
    Is that enough? Please...
[06:09] Ethel
    You're that desperate to survive,
    even after seeing all your allies slain?
[06:16] Ethel
    Very well.
[06:17] Ethel
    I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
[06:20] Ethel
    But I fear I must also ask you to die.
[06:24] Touka (Yuna)
    No way! You promised!
[06:26] Ethel
    I only said I'd consider it.
[06:28] Ethel
    Sorry to inform you,
    but I'm a bit of a fiend!
[06:32] Touka (Yuna)
    In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
[06:36] Ethel
    It can't be...
[06:38] Ethel
    They aren't dead?!
[06:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, what happened to your backside?
[06:43] Milly
    That devil did it!
[06:44] Milly
    You made me play dead for so long...
[06:47] Ethel
    Possession necromancy?!
[06:49] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri manipulated that devil and
    pretended to go around killing everyone.
[06:54] Anri
    We used art supplies for the blood!
[06:57] Marguerite
    When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
[07:00] Marguerite
    I countered and slew it!
[07:02] Touka (Yuna)
    You didn't notice, did you?
[07:04] Touka (Yuna)
    It happened someplace
    you couldn't see.
[07:06] Ethel
    Was that the purpose of their formation?
[07:09] Ethel
    They weren't just wary of the devils?
[07:12] Ethel
    But the only way you could pull that off
    is if you knew where I was!
[07:17] Touka (Yuna)
    That was the easiest part of all.
[07:19] Touka (Yuna)
    I had eyes on you and what you
    were doing the entire time.
[07:23] Marguerite
    Once we knew your positions, we merely
    had to make myself the clear target.
[07:27] Touka (Yuna)
    And since you were watching
    from your lofty perch,
[07:30] Touka (Yuna)
    I pegged you for the ringleader.
[07:32] Touka (Yuna)
    I know all about the kind of person
    who fights with traps.
[07:36] Touka (Yuna)
    They're cautious above all.
[07:38] Touka (Yuna)
    They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
[07:40] Touka (Yuna)
    So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
    where you'd be confident of your victory.
[07:47] Touka (Yuna)
    And you walked right into our trap!
[07:50] Touka (Yuna)
    I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
[07:54] Touka (Yuna)
    you need another century of training!
[07:55] Milly
    But the princess and Anri
    did most of the work, right?
[08:02] sign
    X-Ray
[08:02] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, while we're at it, she's got
    a pretty nice set of thighs.
[08:06] Marguerite
    Tou—
[08:07] Marguerite
    Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
[08:09] Marguerite
    so you have no further need
    to use the X-Ray spell.
[08:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
[08:15] Touka (Yuna)
    Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
[08:19] Touka (Yuna)
    Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
    in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
[08:23] Milly
    Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
    corrupted you to that extent?
[08:28] Shannon
    It's like we're the bad guys
    here or something.
[08:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, what's it gonna be?
[08:33] Touka (Yuna)
    Tell me—
[08:34] Touka (Yuna)
    Agh! I'm so sorry!
[08:36] Marguerite & Milly
    What?!
[08:37] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-What are you doing here...
[08:40] Touka (Yuna)
    Master?
[08:43] Marguerite
    Touka's master?
[08:46] Touka (Yuna)
    Ethel Borgnine.
[08:46] sign
    Ethel Borgnine
    Thief, Touka's Master
[08:47] Touka (Yuna)
    She taught me how to make traps
    and general survival knowledge.
[08:52] Touka (Yuna)
    It's been so long, Mast—
[08:54] Marguerite
    Clothes on, please.
[08:55] Ethel
    "Master"?
[08:56] Ethel
    I don't ever recall having a student
    like you.
[09:01] Touka
    Son of a bitch!
[09:02] Milly
    I knew it!
[09:03] Milly
    So that's what's going on.
[09:05] Milly
    I should have caught on the minute you
    said anything about stockings...
[09:09] Milly
    Big Sis—
[09:10] Milly
    I mean... That's you, isn't it,
    Big Brother Touka?
[09:13] Ethel
    That's Touka?
[09:14] Touka (Yuna)
    Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
[09:16] Anri
    V-Very well.
[09:19] Ethel
    Touka?!
[09:20] Touka (Yuna)
    It's possession necromancy.
[09:22] Milly
    Which means my sister...
[09:24] Touka (Yuna)
    Don't worry. She's not dead.
[09:26] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll catch you up later.
[09:27] Marguerite
    Did you meet your master during
    that period you mentioned
[09:31] Marguerite
    when Farom and Arat were at war?
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah.
[09:35] Touka (Yuna)
    Though by that point,
    the Gates of Hell had opened,
[09:38] Touka (Yuna)
    and both sides had bigger
    things to worry about.
[09:41] Anri
    Ah, so your strategic brilliance
    has a mysterious origin!
[09:45] Touka (Yuna)
    I guess it was three and a half years ago...
[09:48] Touka (Yuna)
    My parents were dead,
    and I was trying to get back to Elvania
[09:52] Touka (Yuna)
    when I fell into one of Master's traps.
[09:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Running away was about
    all I was good for back then.
[09:57] Touka (Yuna)
    That trap could've killed me, and yet...
[09:59] Touka (Yuna)
    I was so impressed by it.
[10:02] sign
    Several Days Later
[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel
    I didn't set that trap
    to catch children, you know.
[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel
    A kid like you
[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel
    going all the way to Elvania alone
    in the state the world's in?
[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel
    That'll never happen.
[10:16] (Flashback) Touka
    Then take me there, why don't you?
[10:19] (Flashback) Touka
    I can pay you, at least a little...
[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel
    What do I want with a babysitting job?
[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel
    Don't be ridiculous.
[10:25] (Flashback) Touka
    Then take me as your student!
[10:27] (Flashback) Touka
    With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel
    I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel
    If you don't want to die,
    get out of my sight, kid.
[10:45] (Flashback) Touka
    Please.
[10:46] (Flashback) Touka
    I really need to get back.
[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel
    But why ask a villain like me?
[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel
    So be it.
[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel
    On the way to Elvania,
    I'll teach you everything I know.
[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel
    But remember, I'm a villain.
[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel
    Forget that, and I'll kill you.
[11:03] Touka (Yuna)
    Master whipped me into shape
    on the way back to Elvania.
[11:06] Touka (Yuna)
    We made it there in a few months' time.
[11:08] Ethel
    Of course! So you're the one
    who killed the legendary hero!
[11:12] Milly
    What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
[11:14] Touka (Yuna)
    I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
[11:16] Touka (Yuna)
    He just walked into my trap and died!
[11:19] Touka (Yuna)
    The real question here...
[11:21] Touka (Yuna)
    is why you're working with the guys
    siding with the devils, Master.
[11:24] Touka (Yuna)
    They're trying to wipe out humanity.
[11:27] Ethel
    I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
[11:31] Ethel
    It changed my way of thinking.
[11:33] Ethel
    I've decided to help out with
    their little revenge plot.
[11:36] Touka (Yuna)
    That ain't a real explanation.
[11:38] Touka (Yuna)
    What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
[11:42] Ethel
    Go there, and you'll see.
[11:43] Touka (Yuna)
    Huh?
[11:44] Ethel
    You too, necromancer.
[11:46] Ethel
    Go there, see it for yourself,
[11:49] Ethel
    and decide.
[11:51] Ethel
    What will you choose,
    and what will you cut loose?
[11:54] Touka (Yuna)
    Wh-Where are you going, Master?
[11:56] Ethel
    Since you're really Touka,
    I'll let you go. This time.
[12:00] Ethel
    But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
[12:03] Ethel
    Though if you want a fight to
    the death, I'm ready and willing.
[12:07] Ethel
    I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
[12:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Give me a damn break!
[12:11] Touka (Yuna)
    You bust up our enchanted carriage,
    and now you're walking off with the sword?!
[12:14] Ethel
    I am a thief.
[12:16] Ethel
    I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
[12:20] Touka (Yuna)
    Fine. You can have the sword.
[12:23] Touka (Yuna)
    In exchange, come with us
    to the Gates of Hell.
[12:25] Touka (Yuna)
    With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
[12:28] Ethel
    Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
[12:30] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
[12:33] Touka (Yuna)
    It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
[12:36] Touka (Yuna)
    I inserted a pin into the hilt
    that channels a lightning spell.
[12:41] Touka (Yuna)
    Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
[12:43] Ethel
    I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
[12:47] Ethel
    But why tell me before using the spell?
[12:51] Touka (Yuna)
    Because I trust you.
[12:54] Ethel
    I told you we're enemies.
[12:56] Ethel
    Fine.
[12:57] Ethel
    I lose.
[12:59] Ethel
    There's a magical craftsman's
    workshop to the northeast.
[13:02] Ethel
    You should be able
    to fix your carriage there.
[13:04] Touka (Yuna)
    Aw, that's my master for ya!
[13:06] Touka (Yuna)
    You're so darn nice!
[13:07] Touka (Yuna)
    I just knew you'd cooperate!
[13:09] Touka (Yuna)
    Although...
[13:10] Touka (Yuna)
    There's more to it, y'know?
[13:13] Touka (Yuna)
    You accepted defeat.
[13:15] Touka (Yuna)
    That means you gotta offer up your life
    or accept some other condition, right?
[13:21] Touka (Yuna)
    Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
[13:23] Touka (Yuna)
    I won't force you into anything.
[13:25] Touka (Yuna)
    But I'd be real disappointed to find out
    my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
[13:32] Ethel
    You piece-of-shit student!
[13:35] Ethel
    The minute you're back
    in your own body, you'll pay!
[13:39] Marguerite
    You may wish to watch your back as well.
[13:46] Diego
    I can't believe they won her over.
[13:49] Diego
    The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
[13:52] Friedrich
    Why didn't you tell me?
[13:54] Diego
    I thought ignorance would make
    the reunion all the more touching.
[13:59] Diego
    Rather tear-jerking consideration,
    wouldn't you say?
[14:03] Friedrich
    I see.
[14:04] Friedrich
    So this is where you've been...
[14:06] Friedrich
    Anri.
[14:10] Belarco
    At last, the time has come for me to
    unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
[14:15] sign
    Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
    Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
[14:15] Belarco
    Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
    Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
[14:21] Dott
    You beat them already?!
[14:23] Dott
    I'd expect no less from the legend
    who's slain over a hundred demons!
[14:26] Belarco
    A formidable rival, this horse.
[14:28] Dott
    Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
[14:30] Dott
    Rather, my goal of returning peace
    to my city,
[14:33] Dott
    I never would have made it this far alone.
[14:36] Dott
    I used to be a merchant, you see.
[14:40] Dott
    And one of my remaining
    wares from that time...
[14:43] Dott
    is this little enchanted skiff.
[14:45] Dott
    This will allow us to report to the king
    about the naked-in-stockings—
[14:49] Dott
    I mean, about the situation
    in the city within the day!
[14:53] Marguerite
    I just felt the most curious chill...
[14:55] Anri
    Stuffy-nose bestie!
[14:57] Fieri
    What is the meaning of this?
[14:59] Touka (Yuna)
    Well, a lot happened...
[15:01] Ethel
    Do you have a death wish?
[15:03] Ethel
    If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
[15:06] Ethel
    How many times must I say it?
[15:07] Marguerite
    She has the devils firmly under her thumb.
[15:10] Marguerite
    Even if she is Touka's master,
[15:13] Marguerite
    surely it's perilous to trust this woman.
[15:16] Fieri
    Ethel Borgnine...
[15:18] Fieri
    Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
[15:21] Ethel
    And you're Fieri Yunis,
    formerly of the Four Knights.
[15:25] Ethel
    You're on my personal shit list, you know.
[15:28] Fieri
    What a coincidence.
[15:29] Fieri
    You happen to be on my grope list as well.
[15:32] Ethel
    All right, that's it.
[15:33] Ethel
    I'm killing you here and now!
[15:34] Fieri
    Then I'll grope you here and now!
[15:36] Touka (Yuna)
    Knock it off!
[15:37] Touka (Yuna)
    You're weirdly talking past each other!
[15:38] Touka (Yuna)
    Also, we're working together right now!
[15:41] Ethel
    There it is.
[15:43] Ethel
    That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
[15:45] Ledo
    Get lost!
[15:47] Ledo
    I'm retired!
[15:52] Ethel
    Well, I got you to the workshop.
[15:53] Ethel
    The rest is in your hands.
[15:55] Touka (Yuna)
    That wasn't the damn deal!
[15:57] Touka (Yuna)
    He says he's retired!
[15:59] Ethel
    Goodness me. If you insist...
[16:02] Ethel
    If he won't let us in,
    we'll let ourselves in
[16:04] Ethel
    and steal a new enchanted carriage.
[16:05] Touka (Yuna)
    All in the interest of saving people!
[16:07] Marguerite
    We can't break the law!
[16:09] Fieri
    My Yuna's turned delinquent...
[16:11] Milly
    Papa, get a grip!
[16:13] Marguerite
    Now I'm complicit!
[16:16] Ledo
    You filthy criminals!
[16:18] Ledo
    I trust you're prepared to die!
[16:22] Ledo
    Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
[16:24] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
[16:27] Ledo
    Forgive me.
[16:27] Ledo
    My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:29] Ledo
    You just had the air of Sion about you.
[16:31] Anri
    Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
[16:33] Ethel
    Oh, I forgot to mention it.
[16:35] Ethel
    This is Ledo Breydan.
[16:36] sign
    Ledo Breydan
    Sion's Grandfather
[16:38] Ethel
    He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
[16:40] Ledo
    Forgive me.
[16:41] Ledo
    My vision's grown so poor, you see...
[16:44] Ledo
    If I'd known it was you, Sion,
    I'd have let you right in.
[16:47] Touka (Yuna)
    The damn cup's right there!
[16:49] Fieri
    I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
    but his battle until the world is safe.
[16:53] Ledo
    Is that why he's so quiet?
[16:55] Ledo
    That's my good, obedient boy.
[16:57] Touka (Yuna)
    Look, can you fix our
    enchanted carriage up quick?
[17:01] Ledo
    I can swap the broken rear wheel
    and magical channels quickly enough,
[17:04] Ledo
    but repairs to the enchanted
    engine may prove difficult.
[17:06] Ledo
    With my stamina and vision
    in this sorry state,
[17:10] Ledo
    it could take two whole days!
[17:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Two days?!
[17:14] Touka (Yuna)
    That's too damn slow!
[17:16] Touka (Yuna)
    Got any other carriages lying around?
[17:17] Ledo
    None that would reach Elvania within a day.
[17:22] Milly
    This is terrible...
[17:23] Marguerite
    Mr. Ledo.
[17:25] Marguerite
    I've digested an introductory volume
    on magical craftsmanship.
[17:28] Marguerite
    How much more should I read
    if I wish to assist you?
[17:31] Ledo
    Truly? In such a short time?
[17:34] Marguerite
    I'm a very fast learner.
[17:36] Ledo
    I see...
[17:38] Ledo
    This here should just about do it.
[17:40] Marguerite
    Very well.
[17:41] Marguerite
    Please give me approximately
    an hour and a half.
[17:45] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn, Marguerite's something else!
[17:47] Touka (Yuna)
    What's her brain even made of?
[17:49] Milly
    That's a princess for you!
[17:51] Touka (Yuna)
    By the way, what's the deal with
    you being a "legendary hero"?
[17:54] Touka (Yuna)
    And your Sacred Sword—
[17:56] Fieri
    That's right. We never got around to that.
[17:58] Fieri
    But I can't reveal such
    information to an enemy.
[18:02] Ethel
    Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
[18:05] Ethel
    If you tell me, I might give you—
[18:07] Fieri
    A feel? Of boobies?!
[18:08] Fieri
    Give me a handful of those puppies,
    and I'll gladly tell you!
[18:11] Ethel
    I was going to say information!
[18:12] Ethel
    Intel on your enemy!
[18:14] Fieri
    Very well.
[18:16] Fieri
    Milly.
[18:17] Milly
    It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
[18:19] Milly
    Mages and magical craftsmen from
    all over the world worked together
[18:23] Milly
    to make four new Sacred Swords.
    This is one of them.
[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri
    A man-made Sacred Sword?!
[18:28] Touka (Yuna)
    You mean that sword could
    seal the Gates of Hell too?
[18:31] Fieri
    No, the man-made Sacred Swords
    aren't quite that potent.
[18:35] Touka (Yuna)
    So how's it different from a normal sword?
[18:38] Ethel
    I see...
[18:39] Ethel
    That Sacred Sword could slay the
    Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
[18:43] Fieri
    Yes, that's right.
[18:45] Ethel
    Given the Generals' remarkable
    regenerative powers,
[18:48] Ethel
    all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
    are ineffective against them.
[18:51] Ethel
    But if this blade can slay them,
    that truly would make you a hero.
[18:55] Ethel
    The intel I have to offer also
    concerns the Infernal Generals.
[18:59] Ethel
    The necromancers you're up against...
[19:03] Ethel
    They have the bodies of the Infernal
    Generals in their possession.
[19:06] Ethel
    In addition, over a thousand devils
    await you in Elvania.
[19:11] Ethel
    You'll have to beat every single
    one of them within the day.
[19:15] Ethel
    Surely that makes the gravity
    of the fight ahead of you clear.
[19:19] Ethel
    If you don't want to die,
    you should give up right now.
[19:23] Touka (Yuna)
    The Four Infernal Generals...
    and a thousand devils?
[19:26] Ethel
    Or we can bypass Elvania
    and hit the Gates of Hell.
[19:30] Ethel
    It's not like you really care about saving
    people or the fate of the world, right?
[19:36] Touka (Yuna)
    We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
[19:39] Touka (Yuna)
    and a former member
    of the Four Knights with us.
[19:41] Touka (Yuna)
    We'll kick their asses,
    no matter what they throw at us.
[19:44] Ethel
    Do you really mean that?
[19:48] Touka (Yuna)
    It's true that I don't have a scrap
    of do-gooder in me.
[19:51] Touka (Yuna)
    But this is just like three
    and a half years ago.
[19:57] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm trying to save the same person now.
[20:07] Milly
    The person you're trying to save...
[20:09] Milly
    Is it my big sister?
[20:12] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah.
[20:13] Touka (Yuna)
    She's been infected with
    a devil-conversion spell.
[20:16] Touka (Yuna)
    The reason I'm in her body is to
    keep her from going on a rampage.
[20:20] Milly
    That's awful...
[20:21] Touka (Yuna)
    But running into you
    means we're in the clear!
[20:24] Touka (Yuna)
    I was worried we couldn't
    hack this on our own.
[20:27] Touka (Yuna)
    Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
[20:29] Touka (Yuna)
    How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
[20:32] Milly
    I won a tournament held
    in the western kingdom
[20:36] Milly
    and was thus declared a legendary
    hero worthy of wielding it.
[20:39] Milly
    Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
[20:42] Milly
    With our future marriage on the line!
[20:45] Touka (Yuna)
    The hell?!
[20:46] Touka (Yuna)
    Hang on, this can't possibly
    be the best time for—
[20:53] Touka (Yuna)
    Now you're shooting at me?!
[20:55] Milly
    The projectiles come from my sword,
    so it's allowed!
[20:58] Touka (Yuna)
    You're gonna freakin' kill me!
[21:00] Milly
    Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
[21:05] Touka (Yuna)
    Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
[21:07] Touka (Yuna)
    Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
[21:12] Touka
    Crap. My mana's totally...
[21:19] Touka (Yuna)
    I-I lose, okay?
[21:21] Touka (Yuna)
    But you gotta beat me
    a hundred times to marry me, so—
[21:23] Milly
    You'll "kick their asses"?
    You're "in the clear"?
[21:27] Milly
    How are you going to save my
    sister when you're this weak?!
[21:31] Milly
    You're clearly not facing reality!
[21:37] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm still going to save her.
[21:39] Touka (Yuna)
    I'll use whatever dirty,
    underhanded tricks I have to.
[21:44] Touka (Yuna)
    This is no different from three years ago.
[21:47] Touka (Yuna)
    The legendary hero saved you back then.
[21:51] Touka (Yuna)
    But now, the legendary hero is dead...
[21:54] Touka (Yuna)
    So who's going to save her if I don't?
[21:57] Milly
    I'm glad.
[21:59] Milly
    I knew that's what you'd say.
[22:02] Touka (Yuna)
    H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
[22:04] Milly
    I know how it went down.
[22:06] Milly
    Three years ago, you were the one
    who really saved us, weren't you?
[22:12] Milly
    I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
[22:16] Milly
    When the devils attacked Elvania,
    the reason he was able to make it in time
[22:20] Milly
    was because of all the traps
    set along on the way!
[22:23] Milly
    So if this is no different from back then,
[22:25] Milly
    you'll be the one to save her again!
[22:28] Touka (Yuna)
    Nah.
[22:30] Touka (Yuna)
    All I did back then was buy time.
[22:33] Touka (Yuna)
    We'd have been helpless
    if the hero hadn't shown up.
[22:36] Touka (Yuna)
    That said...
[22:38] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
[22:40] Touka (Yuna)
    I've got the legendary hero's power.
[22:42] Touka (Yuna)
    I've got friends I can trust.
[22:44] Touka (Yuna)
    So this time, I really will be the one to...
[22:47] Touka (Yuna)
    We'll be the ones to save Yuna!
[22:49] Milly
    Of course we will!
[22:52] Touka (Yuna)
    Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
[22:55] Touka (Yuna)
    I'm gonna hit the crapper.
[22:57] Touka (Yuna)
    I've been holding it in this whole time.
[22:59] Milly
    Yeah, sure!
[23:05] Touka
    Yeah, I've been holding in
    the urge all this time...
[23:10] Touka
    No matter what anyone tells me,
[23:12] Touka
    I have no choice but to save Yuna.
[23:16] Touka
    Rather, there's something even more
    precious than Yuna I have to protect...
[23:21] Touka
    It's these pretty li'l thighs!
[23:23] Touka
    Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!
[23:26] Touka
    The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness
    and beauty in one tight package!
[23:30] Touka
    This creamy softness from
    which all kindness flows...
[23:34] Touka
    They could suck my entire body in—
[23:36] sign
    18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils

Season 1

E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past

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[00:01] Touka
    A dream? Where'd this come from?
[00:04] Touka's Dad
    Hey, brat.
[00:06] Touka's Dad
    You got a problem or something?
[00:08] Touka
    Ah, yeah, that's how it usually went, huh?
[00:11] Touka
    Next, he's gonna hit me,
[00:13] Touka
    while Mom just looks at me apologetically.
[00:17] Touka
    Damn... Why now of all times?
[00:20] Touka
    I was trying to appreciate Yuna's—
[00:23] Touka
    Huh?!
[00:25] Touka
    That hurt!
[00:28] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[00:34] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[00:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[00:40] sign
    THE
[00:41] sign
    LEGEN
[00:41] sign
    DARY
[00:42] sign
    HERO
[00:42] sign
    IS
[00:43] sign
    DEAD
[00:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    Spending every day like
    you're in a casket, trapped
[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ready for another night
    like the dead, collapsed
[00:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yeah, living like a carcass
     with just your "life" intact...
[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Who wouldn't want a way
    to con themselves out of that?
[00:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    to live for yourself—
    that's lots of fun, too...
[00:59] [SONG] Lyrics
    Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[01:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    And who wants that?
[01:02] [SONG] Lyrics
    You and I, we're just corpses
[01:06] [SONG] Lyrics
    Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[01:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    From one marionette to another, I say...
[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics
    How about we cut our strings together?
[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    Let's get dancing!
[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:23] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, we're already dead
[01:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Gonna shake off this
    mortal coil any minute now
[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    What can you do but dance
    the whole night through?
[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Even if I collapse and my body decays
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    that doesn't mean I'm rotten
    all the way down to my soul!
[01:57] sign
    Episode 9
[01:57] sign
    Into the Legendary Hero's Past
[01:58] Touka
    Okay, that settles that.
[01:59] Touka
    I'm definitely me from a few years ago,
[02:02] Touka
    and this is definitely Elvania.
[02:04] Touka
    Am I back in the past?
[02:07] Touka
    What triggered this?
[02:09] Touka
    All I did was stroke Yuna's thighs a little.
[02:12] Touka
    Actually, wait a sec...
[02:14] Touka
    I've never really gotten
    to stroke Yuna's thighs before.
[02:17] Touka
    Could that be what did it?
[02:20] Touka
    Yeah, nah.
[02:22] Touka
    Whatever the case, I better find
    a way to get back to normal fast.
[02:26] Touka
    I gotta save Yuna, after all.
[02:28] Touka
    Hang on. Do I really hafta get back?
[02:31] Touka
    I've got more than ten years
    before Yuna becomes a devil.
[02:34] Touka
    What if I use that time
    to come up with a plan?
[02:39] Touka
    Yeah, I'll do just that!
[02:40] Touka
    Meaning I can enjoy this miraculous
    time slip to its fullest!
[02:48] Lady
    Oh, good day.
[02:53] Touka
    No need to fear!
[02:55] Touka
    Anyone'd see this as
    just a harmless child's prank!
[02:58] Lady
    Oh, good day.
[03:01] Young Touka
    Huh?
[03:01] Young Touka
    Hey, you're supposed to get mad
    or grossed out or something!
[03:05] Lady
    Good day.
[03:06] Old Lady
    Hello there.
[03:08] Man A
    What's up, kiddo?
[03:09] Man B
    How ya doing, buddy?
[03:10] Touka
    Don't ask me how I'm doing!
[03:12] Touka
    The hell is going on?
[03:18] Touka
    Why isn't anyone reacting?
[03:20] Touka
    Damn it!
[03:22] Touka
    What the hell is going on here?!
[03:25] Touka
    Basking in thighs to my heart's
    content should be heaven,
[03:29] Touka
    but if the girls don't react,
    they might as well be radishes!
[03:32] Touka
    I can't take this kind of lonely life here.
[03:36] Touka
    Wait.
[03:37] Touka
    My parents were still acting like themselves.
[03:41] Touka
    It was today...
[03:43] Touka
    The rare occasion my dad beat us
    in front of his mercenary buddies
[03:47] Touka
    was the day I first met Yuna!
[03:50] Touka
    If I'm right about this...
[03:53] Young Yuna
    What are you doing out here all by yourself?
[03:58] Young Touka
    Waiting for you, Yuna.
[03:59] Young Yuna
    Huh? For me?
[04:01] Young Touka
    Uh, I mean, my dad hit me!
[04:03] Young Touka
    I don't wanna go home now.
[04:05] Touka
    I knew it!
[04:07] Touka
    The only folks acting weird are
    people I didn't really know!
[04:11] Touka
    Hang on. If this was how we met,
[04:13] Touka
    how did Yuna already know who I was?
[04:17] Young Yuna
    I'll stay with you, Touka.
[04:22] Touka
    Well, never mind the reason.
[04:24] Touka
    Yuna saying that was what—
[04:27] Touka
    Wait. At this age, I could...
[04:28] Young Touka
    Hey, does staying with me forever mean
[04:30] Young Touka
    you'll let me worship those thighs
    of yours even after we grow up?
[04:35] Young Yuna
    Yeah, sure.
[04:37] Touka
    Too easy!
[04:38] Young Touka
    With stockings on, of course.
[04:40] Young Yuna
    I don't know what that means, but sure.
[04:44] Touka
    That's right.
[04:45] Touka
    At this age, I could slowly raise Yuna
    into my dream version of her!
[04:50] Young Yuna
    You must be hungry.
[04:52] Young Yuna
    I'll go get us some food.
[04:54] Young Yuna
    Wait here!
[04:55] Touka
    Damn it! I almost had her!
[04:57] Yuna
    Knock it off already!
[04:59] Yuna
    Making me make all those weird promises...
[05:01] Yuna
    Don't sully my precious memories, you idiot!
[05:04] Yuna
    Pervert!
[05:06] Young Touka
    No way...
[05:08] Young Touka
    That voice...
[05:10] Yuna
    N-No, wait! Don't come any closer!
[05:13] Young Touka
    Yuna!
[05:16] Yuna
    What are you all teary-eyed about?
[05:18] Young Touka
    Are you really Yuna?
[05:20] Yuna
    Yeah, as far as I can tell...
[05:23] Yuna
    Hey, don't start crying!
[05:25] Young Touka
    Shut up!
[05:26] Young Touka
    I'm just more of a crybaby in this kid body.
[05:29] Young Touka
    Seriously, what are you doing here?
[05:30] Young Touka
    And why are you naked?
[05:32] Yuna
    That's what I'd like to know.
[05:34] Yuna
    But one thing I can say for sure
[05:36] Yuna
    is that this is a fake past created by magic.
[05:41] Young Touka
    A fake past?
[05:45] sign
    Stockings
[05:45] sign
    Stockings
[05:45] sign
    Touka's
    Shirt
[05:45] sign
    Stockings
[05:45] Yuna
    I can breathe a little easier now!
[05:48] Young Touka
    Don't you rip my stockings!
[05:50] Young Touka
    You stole my shirt too, damn it!
[05:51] Yuna
    At least you've still got pants.
[05:54] Young Touka
    Why not just borrow some
    clothes from someone?
[05:57] Yuna
    Because...
[05:58] Yuna
    I can't touch them.
[06:00] Yuna
    I've been following you all this time,
[06:03] Yuna
    but nobody seems to realize I'm here,
[06:05] Yuna
    and I can't touch anything in this world.
[06:07] Young Touka
    But you can touch me and stuff I'm wearing?
[06:12] Young Touka
    Wait, you were following me?
[06:14] Yuna
    Yes, and I saw all the depraved things
    you subjected the townspeople to.
[06:19] Young Touka
    I-It wasn't like that!
[06:21] Young Touka
    I was just trying to unravel
    the mystery of this world!
[06:23] Yuna
    It was definitely like that,
    you perverted scumbag!
[06:28] Young Touka
    Whatever's going on here,
[06:30] Young Touka
    it certainly seems to be
    magical in origin, like you said.
[06:35] Passerby
    Hello there.
[06:36] Yuna
    That man... He looks like Dr. Leland.
[06:39] Young Touka
    And that's Isaac's head on Siruela's body.
[06:42] Young Touka
    Gross!
[06:44] Young Touka
    Hang on.
[06:45] Young Touka
    The people I know well
    both look and act like themselves.
[06:49] Young Touka
    But the people I barely know
    don't have real personalities,
[06:53] Young Touka
    and anyone whose appearance
    I can't even remember becomes
[06:57] Young Touka
    some combo of people I do.
[06:58] Yuna
    In other words, this is...
[07:01] Young Touka
    It's not the past, but rather
    a world made from my memories.
[07:05] Young Touka
    Does that mean you're a memory too?
[07:08] Yuna
    I'm definitely me!
[07:10] Yuna
    Because my soul is also still in my body,
[07:10] sign
    Yuna's Soul
[07:10] sign
    Yuna's Body
[07:10] sign
    Touka's Soul
[07:13] Yuna
    maybe I got sucked in too?
[07:15] Young Touka
    I can see that.
[07:17] Young Touka
    But if we ain't really back in the past,
[07:19] Young Touka
    there's a good chance that time's passing
    here just like in the real world.
[07:23] Young Touka
    I better get outta here.
[07:25] Yuna
    Good idea, but how will you do it?
[07:30] Young Touka
    What if I leave the city...
[07:32] Young Touka
    and go somewhere I'd never been?
[07:36] Young Touka
    By the way...
[07:37] Young Touka
    How'd you know my name
    the day we first met?
[07:40] Young Touka
    Did you fall in love at first—
[07:42] Yuna
    Nothing like that!
[07:43] Yuna
    You were always all
    bruised up and by yourself,
[07:47] Yuna
    so I asked around about you
    and decided I was going to help.
[07:50] Young Touka
    Is that why you promised to stay
    with me the first time we met?
[07:53] Young Touka
    That's pretty over the top.
[07:54] Young Touka
    Just reaching out on a whim like that...
[07:56] Young Touka
    What am I, some abandoned cat?
[07:58] Yuna
    Why do you have to interpret it
    in such a negative way?
[08:02] Young Touka
    Still, thanks.
[08:05] Yuna
    S-Sure...
[08:09] Young Touka
    What the heck is this?
[08:11] Yuna
    There's nothing here. It's all white.
[08:16] Young Touka
    I think I can pass through.
[08:20] Young Touka
    I'll shout if it's dangerous,
    so pull me back.
[08:22] Yuna
    Okay.
[08:25] Yuna
    Hey, Touka! You're pulling too hard!
[08:28] Yuna
    I'm gonna get yanked—
[08:31] Yuna
    Why am I naked again?
[08:33] Yuna
    Is this the day I first
    invited you to our house?
[08:36] Young Touka
    Yeah.
[08:38] Touka
    This was the first time I met Milly.
[08:41] Touka
    I lied and bragged I'd beaten up bears and
    gorillas, which is what kicked off our duels.
[08:47] Young Touka
    I gotta hit the can.
[08:48] Yuna
    Where are you going?
[08:50] Yuna
    This isn't the way to the bathroom!
[08:52] Young Touka
    I'm gonna jump back into that white space!
[08:56] Yuna
    Again? But it didn't get you out last time!
[08:58] Young Touka
    It's all about time!
[09:00] Young Touka
    Jumping in forced an advance in time!
[09:02] Young Touka
    If I keep doing it,
    we'll reach the present eventually!
[09:12] Touka
    I never thought I'd be running a marathon
    through the world of my memories...
[09:16] Yuna
    Where are we?
[09:18] Touka
    Five years ago.
[09:20] Touka
    The day I left Elvania, I'd say.
[09:22] Touka
    Dad wanted to hit up the northern
    continent to loot the raided cities.
[09:27] Touka
    You didn't come to see me off then.
[09:30] Touka
    We'd had a fight, I think.
[09:32] Yuna
    Because you swapped all the socks
    in my dresser for stockings!
[09:37] Touka
    Hey, I'd forgotten I did that!
[09:39] Yuna
    I really regretted being stubborn
    and not seeing you off, though.
[09:44] Touka
    Y-You mean it?
[09:46] Yuna
    O-Of course not!
    I only regretted it a little!
[09:48] Yuna
    I totally forgot about you
    the very next day!
[09:51] Yuna
    Now, let's move on to
    the next entry in your past!
[09:55] Yuna
    Is this the northern continent?
[09:59] Touka
    This was the day my dad disappeared
    and I got sick.
[10:03] Touka
    My mom went off to find medicine
[10:06] Touka
    and died...
[10:07] Touka
    I might still make it!
[10:09] Touka
    Mom!
[10:11] Touka
    Maybe I can save her!
[10:12] Yuna
    Touka, this isn't reality!
[10:28] Touka's Mom
    You came...
[10:31] Touka's Mom
    I forgot to give you this letter
    Yuna left for you...
[10:40] Touka's Mom
    I'm sorry.
[10:42] Touka's Mom
    I looked the other way when such
    awful things were happening to you...
[10:49] Touka's Mom
    I was a terrible mother.
[10:52] Touka's Mom
    Perhaps I have no right to say this...
[10:57] Touka's Mom
    But I really do love you, Touka.
[11:06] Touka
    Damn it...
[11:08] Touka
    This was four years ago already.
[11:11] Touka
    Give me a damn break...
[11:20] Yuna
    Now it's a battlefield?!
[11:22] Touka
    Yeah, so be careful!
[11:26] Touka
    What happens if we die here?
[11:30] Touka
    What's with the grim expression?
[11:32] Yuna
    N-Nothing.
[11:37] Yuna
    What is that sound?
[11:39] Touka
    That's right. This was the day...
[11:41] Touka
    that all of humanity stopped fighting.
[11:45] Touka
    The day the Gates of Hell opened.
[11:51] Yuna
    You saw it?
[11:52] Touka
    Yeah.
[11:55] Touka
    We better scram too!
[12:03] Touka
    Nothing in particular happened on this day.
[12:06] Touka
    Let's hurry up and advance more.
[12:09] Yuna
    Something must have happened!
[12:10] Yuna
    Everything we've been through
    so far was of significance.
[12:13] Yuna
    I mean, where did that wound come from?
[12:16] Touka
    Oh, yeah, I got kinda whacked
    by a devil on this day.
[12:20] Touka
    But it's no big deal, okay?
[12:21] Yuna
    Touka!
[12:22] Yuna
    I never even imagined you were
    going through all this...
[12:27] Yuna
    When you made it back, I took it for granted
    and blamed you for being gone.
[12:32] Yuna
    Why...
[12:34] Yuna
    Why didn't you tell me?
[12:36] Yuna
    Weren't we childhood friends?
[12:38] Touka
    How was I supposed to...
[12:41] Yuna
    I know everything.
[12:44] Yuna
    Even infected with
    the devil-conversion spell,
[12:47] Yuna
    I can still see and hear what's
     going on around me.
[12:50] Yuna
    I think my consciousness is the only thing
    that escaped the magical hold on my soul.
[12:56] Yuna
    So I heard your conversation with Milly.
[12:58] Yuna
    That you came to save us three years ago.
[13:04] Yuna
    And yet I... I was always going on and on
    about the hero and chewing you out.
[13:10] Yuna
    Even though you barely
    even made it back to us...
[13:14] Yuna
    I'm sorry.
[13:16] Yuna
    The one who truly saved me...
    It was you, Touka.
[13:21] Touka
    The hell are you apologizing for?
[13:24] Touka
    It was the hero who saved you.
[13:26] Touka
    And I only came back 'cause I wanted to.
[13:31] Touka
    I mean it when I said nothing
    really happened on this day.
[13:34] Touka
    It was just the day I read your letter.
[13:40] (Flashback) Touka
    Yeah, fine, whatever.
[13:43] (Flashback) Touka
    Gonna die in some unknown land,
    all alone and with nothing...
[13:47] (Flashback) Touka
    A shitty end to a shitty life.
[13:53] (Flashback) Touka
    Hey, yeah. I never read this, did I?
[13:57] (Flashback) Touka
    "I'll make up with you
    when you get back," huh?
[14:02] (Flashback) Touka
    Wait a minute! Is that it?!
[14:05] (Flashback) Touka
    No "I have faith that you'll return to me"?
[14:08] (Flashback) Touka
    Or "Even if we're far apart,
    I'll never forget you"?!
[14:14] (Flashback) Touka
    Even at the bitter end, I don't get forgiven?
[14:17] (Flashback) Touka
    What a load of crap.
[14:19] (Flashback) Touka
    How the hell am I supposed to die like this?
[14:24] Touka
    Boy, that pissed me off, y'know?
[14:27] Yuna
    W-Well, I had no idea you'd
    been through all this...
[14:30] Touka
    But it was so like you, Yuna,
    that it made me miss home.
[14:34] Touka
    I don't know if I could've recovered
    if not for what you wrote.
[14:39] Touka
    Yuna, you say that I saved you,
[14:43] Touka
    but between this day,
[14:45] Touka
    and the day we first met,
[14:47] Touka
    and you coming on this journey with me...
[14:50] Touka
    It's always been you saving me.
[14:56] Touka
    So, with that being the situation and all,
[14:58] Touka
    I'm pretty sure I should be
    telling you not to apologize.
[15:01] Touka
    That's on me for not actually
    being there to save you for real.
[15:04] Touka
    Seriously, that stupid letter saving me
    bugged me so much
[15:08] Touka
    that I never wanted to bring it up.
[15:18] Touka
    A high-rank devil?!
[15:19] Yuna
    Were you attacked by a high-rank
    devil today, too?
[15:22] Touka
    No, I've never seen that thing before.
[15:25] Yuna
    What?
[15:25] Nefu
    Honestly, my dear Touka Scott.
[15:27] Nefu
    A man talking to himself
    is so boring to watch.
[15:30] Nefu
    There's nothing I love better
    than peeking into human memories.
[15:36] Nefu
    It's a pleasure I just can't get in Hell!
[15:39] Nefu
    Yet all you're doing is talking to yourself.
[15:42] Nefu
    I need you to play your role,
    or else this is no fun for me.
[15:46] Touka
    So this world is your doing, huh?
[15:50] Nefu
    Precisely!
[15:52] Nefu
    It's a bit like a dream world, you see.
[15:55] Nefu
    In the real world,
    you're fast asleep at my side.
[16:00] Nefu
    Once I tire of their memories,
[16:01] Nefu
    I typically come inside
    to devour my victim.
[16:04] Nefu
    But I've never gotten bored
    so quickly before.
[16:07] Touka
    Damn it. This is bad.
[16:09] Touka
    Why'd the spellcaster have to
    be a high-rank devil?
[16:12] Touka
    Let's run, Yuna!
[16:14] Nefu
    A pity there's no way out.
[16:17] Nefu
    The only way to escape is to defeat me,
[16:20] Nefu
    but that's certainly not possible, is it?
[16:23] Touka
    What a polite little devil!
[16:25] Touka
    Consider my destination set now.
[16:28] Touka
    I'm gonna keep sprinting...
[16:29] Touka
    until I reach my finest hour!
[16:36] Touka
    Sion the hero could take out
    a high-rank devil.
[16:39] Touka
    Hey, hero!
[16:40] Touka
    A high-rank devil is on the way.
[16:42] Touka
    Go beat it, okay?!
[16:44] Sion
    Huh?
[16:45] Sion
    Why should I do the bidding
    of a little piece of trash like you?
[16:49] Yuna
    Who's that?!
[16:50] Touka
    Damn it!
[16:51] Touka
    I was a fool to ask
    that twisted freak for help!
[16:54] Yuna
    The devil's altering Touka's memories now?!
[17:01] Yuna
    The legendary hero was
    defeated that easily?!
[17:04] Touka
    We can't stay here.
[17:05] Touka
    Let's move on!
[17:08] Touka
    Why'd we have to wind up here?!
[17:13] Touka
    Not good!
[17:16] Touka
    Kyle!
[17:17] Touka
    Yeah, he could do the job!
[17:21] Nefu
    They're nothing but memories.
[17:24] Nefu
    Before me, this world's creator, they are...
[17:27] Nefu
    Powerless!
[17:28] Nefu
    Powerless!
[17:29] Nefu
    Powerless!
[17:34] Touka
    Good, we finally made it here.
[17:36] Touka
    And I'm as strong as I was then.
[17:38] Touka
    Now I can fight him!
[17:41] Nefu
    You wish to fight me on your best day?
[17:44] Nefu
    A wise decision.
[17:46] Touka
    Don't tell me you can steal
    that power from me, too?
[17:49] Nefu
    If only I could.
[17:52] Nefu
    Alas, I can only manipulate
    products of pure memory.
[17:57] Nefu
    I cannot tamper with your own
    memories of yourself.
[18:02] Nefu
    There's so much I can't do.
    It's really quite pathetic.
[18:06] Nefu
    Souls are all I can eat, and to eat,
    I must attack in the world of memories.
[18:12] Nefu
    And while I'm inside your memories,
    I'm defenseless in the real world.
[18:17] Nefu
    If a third party kills me or
    you're awakened from your slumber,
[18:21] Nefu
    the spell breaks automatically.
[18:23] Touka
    Yeah, talk about a ton of weaknesses.
[18:26] Touka
    Are you telling me all this 'cause
    you've given up on our fight?
[18:30] Nefu
    Oh, not at all!
[18:32] Nefu
    I'm saying that even given such weaknesses,
    you cannot defeat me.
[18:36] Nefu
    One reason for that is because,
[18:38] Nefu
    in the real world, my dear friends
    are fighting your companions!
[18:43] Nefu
    In other words, there's no one
    to save you on the outside.
[18:47] Nefu
    Another reason is because...
[18:49] Nefu
    you simply don't have the power
    to inflict a single scratch upon me.
[18:54] Touka
    Oh, please. I'm in Sion the hero's body.
[18:57] Nefu
    Go on and try it, then.
[19:00] Touka
    I'm on it!
[19:02] Touka
    No need...
[19:03] Touka
    to even ask!
[19:05] Touka
    I can't hit him!
[19:07] Nefu
    It's all pointless, you see.
[19:09] Nefu
    This world is a creation of my magic,
[19:13] Nefu
    meaning I can read
    all your thoughts in advance.
[19:17] Touka
    In that case...
[19:18] Touka
    I'll have to face you without thinking.
[19:22] Touka
    Wuh?
[19:23] Yuna
    He really did stop thinking!
[19:27] Nefu
    That is indeed how to fight me...
[19:29] Nefu
    if only you were capable of it.
[19:32] Nefu
    I'm so disappointed.
[19:34] Nefu
    The man who killed the legendary
    hero led such a sad, average life.
[19:40] Nefu
    I pity Sion for falling at the hands
    of someone so dull.
[19:47] Touka
    I'm getting pretty sick
    of that stupid laugh of yours.
[19:51] Touka
    Barging into someone's mind
    and writing their life off as dull?
[19:55] Touka
    Sounds like you're the dull one!
[19:58] Touka
    Some asshole who's never held anyone dear
    would never understand.
[20:03] Touka
    Even if I had the chance
    to live another life,
[20:06] Touka
    I'd still choose this one!
[20:09] Touka
    'Cause a life without Yuna and the others
[20:11] Touka
    would really be a shitty life to me!
[20:14] Nefu
    Well, then...
[20:17] Nefu
    That's a pity.
[20:18] Nefu
    Because that life is now over!
[20:24] Nefu
    Eh?
[20:24] Nefu
    That action just now...
[20:26] Nefu
    I didn't see it coming.
[20:28] Yuna
    I knew it. He can't see me at all.
[20:32] Touka
    Gotcha.
[20:33] Touka
    His magic can't account for the weird
    situation of two souls in the same body.
[20:41] Nefu
    Two souls?
[20:43] Nefu
    I thought perhaps he'd just gone mad,
[20:46] Nefu
    but is there truly someone else inside him?
[20:49] Yuna
    I'm gonna get on your back.
[20:52] Touka
    Her thighs... And they're wrapped around me?!
[20:55] Yuna
    Don't give one thought to how
    you move your arms, all right?
[20:59] Touka
    R-Right.
[21:00] Touka
    It's gonna be hard for me to think
    about much right now anyway.
[21:03] Yuna
    Here we go!
[21:05] Touka
    You see that?
[21:06] Touka
    Behold our first real liaison together!
[21:09] Yuna
    Don't say things that
    could be misinterpreted!
[21:12] Nefu
    What in the world?
[21:14] Nefu
    The one I can't detect is in control?
[21:17] Nefu
    Still, he should be cognizant
    of what he's doing.
[21:21] Nefu
    If I read that...
[21:23] Touka
    Thighs... Thighs...
[21:25] Touka
    Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...
[21:28] Touka
    Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...
[21:29] sign
    Thighs...
[21:29] sign
    Thighs...
[21:29] sign
    Thighs...
[21:32] sign
    Thighs...
[21:32] Nefu
    His entire mental process
    is overwhelmed by thighs!
[21:33] sign
    Thighs...
[21:36] Nefu
    What a truly base creature.
[21:39] Nefu
    Humans are such brilliant beings,
[21:41] Nefu
    yet this one is trash beneath
    even a low-rank devil!
[21:44] Nefu
    I-I've got to escape.
[21:45] Nefu
    I don't want to die in memories like—
[21:51] Yuna
    We may never see each other again after this.
[21:54] Touka
    Huh?
[21:56] Touka
    Hey, screw that.
[21:57] Touka
    This time, I'm gonna save you for sure.
[22:00] Touka
    So don't you worry. Just sit tight.
[22:03] Yuna
    Okay. I'll be waiting.
[22:16] Touka (Yuna)
    This is reality... right?
[22:21] Touka (Yuna)
    Yuna?!
[22:23] Yuna
    N-No way! You can see me?
[22:25] Touka (Yuna)
    Yeah.
[22:25] Touka (Yuna)
    So am I looking at your consciousness now?
[22:28] Yuna
    Hey! Don't just touch me like that!
[22:31] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[22:32] Touka (Yuna)
    Hey, you guys are okay?
[22:35] Touka (Yuna)
    The enemy said the workshop
    was attacked, so...
[22:38] Anri
    Indeed. So were you attacked as well?
[22:41] Anri
    We just defeated our assailants.
[22:44] Touka (Yuna)
    Heck, what was I so worried about?
[22:46] Marguerite
    In other news, Touka...
[22:48] Marguerite
    We finished repairs
    to the enchanted carriage!
[22:50] Marguerite
    Now we can set course for Elvania!
[22:53] sign
    Meanwhile
[22:58] Siruela
    "Run your own investigations"?
[23:01] Siruela
    That piece of shit! I should've
    had him put to death!
[23:05] Rosale
    What's the matter, Dame Siruela?
[23:09] sign
    Rosale Charis
    Court Magician
[23:12] Siruela
    I asked the hero to investigate where
    the astral form you witnessed flew off to,
[23:17] Siruela
    but he turned me down.
[23:19] Rosale
    Ah, you mean the necromancer
    who gave Leland access to necromancy?
[23:23] Rosale
    I've taken my own measures on that front.
[23:27] Rosale
    I suspect they've located the enemy
    base right around now...
[23:32] Rosale
    The elites of my Order of Magical Warriors.
[23:37] sign
    14 hours until Yuna and the others become devils

Season 1

E10 - The Raid of the Legendary Hero

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[00:02] Anri
    Possession necromancy!
[00:05] sign
    Using 2 soma drops
    Mana level 1 → 7
[00:05] Touka
    Back to this stupid body, huh?
[00:08] Yuna
    I'm just glad you're out of mine!
    That was disgusting.
[00:11] Touka
    We were doing just fine that way, though!
[00:14] Touka
    Forcing me out could've cost me
    the ability to see you.
[00:16] Yuna
    But it didn't, so who cares?
[00:19] Marguerite
    Er, might I ask to whom you're speaking?
[00:21] Touka
    Huh? Oh, Yuna's right there.
[00:27] Anri
    Dame Yuna! Whatever happened to you?!
[00:29] Milly
    But I recognize that jawline!
    It's definitely her!
[00:32] Yuna
    How is that me?!
[00:33] Touka
    I'm talking about Yuna's consciousness.
[00:36] Touka
    An astral projection of it.
[00:38] Anri/Milly
    Her consciousness?
[00:39] Touka
    I dunno how it happened,
    but since leaving the memory world,
[00:42] Touka
    I've been able to see her.
[00:45] Anri
    Mana sight!
[00:48] Anri
    Ah, so that there is
    Dame Yuna's consciousness?
[00:51] Anri
    Perhaps your prolonged possession of her body
    has forged a connection between your souls.
[00:57] Touka
    We're connected?
[00:58] Anri
    Indeed.
[00:59] Anri
    I can see the mana threads.
[01:01] Anri
    The reason you dragged Dame Yuna
     into the world of your memories,
[01:05] Anri
    and the reason you can see her now,
[01:07] Anri
    must be due to this connection between you.
[01:12] Touka
    She says we've got a connection!
[01:14] Yuna
    Which I find pretty creepy. Don't you?
[01:16] Milly
    But what do we do with my sister's body?
[01:18] Milly
    If Papa finds her like this...
[01:20] Yuna
    I certainly don't want you
    possessing me anymore!
[01:23] Touka
    Fine, I get it.
[01:25] Touka
    Let's tie her up and hide her
    in the trunk in the enchanted carriage.
[01:29] Touka
    If we tell him she went back to the village
    or something, he'll probably buy it.
[01:32] Fieri
    I don't think I will.
[01:38] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[01:46] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:50] sign
    THE
[01:51] sign
    LEGEN
[01:51] sign
    DARY
[01:52] sign
    HERO
[01:52] sign
    IS
[01:53] sign
    DEAD
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    Spending every day like
    you're in a casket, trapped
[01:59] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ready for another night
    like the dead, collapsed
[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yeah, living like a carcass
     with just your "life" intact...
[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics
    Who wouldn't want a way
    to con themselves out of that?
[02:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    to live for yourself—
    that's lots of fun, too...
[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    And who wants that?
[02:12] [SONG] Lyrics
    You and I, we're just corpses
[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[02:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    From one marionette to another, I say...
[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    How about we cut our strings together?
[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics
    Let's get dancing!
[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, we're already dead
[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    Gonna shake off this
    mortal coil any minute now
[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    What can you do but dance
    the whole night through?
[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    Even if I collapse and my body decays
[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics
    that doesn't mean I'm rotten
    all the way down to my soul!
[03:07] sign
    Episode 10
[03:07] sign
    The Raid of the Legendary Hero
[03:08] Dott
    When I was placed in charge of this city,
[03:10] Dott
    I decided to use it to enhance my personal wealth.
[03:12] Dott
    I built the facilities that the city lacked,
[03:16] Dott
    so that when the time came,
    I could make even more money!
[03:20] Dott
    However...
[03:22] Dott
    At some point, the citizens
    began to respect me!
[03:26] Dott
    It was a pretty nice feeling!
[03:29] Citizens
    Mayor!
[03:33] Belarco
    We've arrived at the capital.
[03:36] Belarco
    Only thirteen or fourteen hours remain.
[03:39] Belarco
    Even if we inform His Majesty,
    it may be too late.
[03:43] Belarco
    What troubles you?
[03:45] Dott
    I've been such a fool.
[03:49] Friedrich
    Diego, you need to stop sending
    in assassins haphazardly.
[03:54] Friedrich
    Ethel betrayed us.
[03:55] Friedrich
    Nefu has been slain,
     his magic crystal likely taken.
[03:59] Friedrich
    Everything you do just
    makes them more powerful.
[04:02] Diego
    Come now, don't tell me
    you're losing your nerve.
[04:06] Diego
    I can see your nose running there.
[04:08] Friedrich
    You know that's unrelated.
[04:10] Diego
    You know I'll win in the end,
    no matter how powerful our foe may be.
[04:21] Leven
    Damn, I missed!
[04:23] Diego
    Excellent timing.
[04:24] Diego
    I'll use these fools as a demonstration.
[04:28] Diego
    That should stop your
    nose from running, right?
[04:31] Friedrich
    You know that's unrelated.
[04:34] Siruela
    A type of clairvoyance
    to see through the eyes of another?
[04:37] Rosale
    Yes.
[04:38] Rosale
    It appears the Order of Magical Warriors
    has engaged the necromancers.
[04:43] Leven
    It's over, necromancer!
[04:45] Dominique
    That was too easy.
[04:47] Dominique
    If you want to beg for your life,
    now's the time.
[04:51] Diego
    There's one down!
[04:54] Leven
    The ability to regenerate
    from decapitation?
[04:56] Leven
    It's almost like...
[04:58] Diego
    Yes, the power of the Infernal Generals.
[05:02] Diego
    By using one of their bodies,
    preserved here, like a magic crystal,
[05:04] Diego
    I have an Infernal General's
    regenerative power at my disposal!
[05:09] Leven
    Thanks for the explanation.
[05:15] Diego
    The blood magic doesn't come
    from the Infernal General, though.
[05:20] Dominique
    Commander!
[05:21] Dominique
    We don't have time to deal with peons,
[05:24] Dominique
    you snot-nosed bastard!
[05:29] Dominique
    How?!
[05:30] Dominique
    What just happened?!
[05:31] Friedrich
    That was too easy.
[05:33] Friedrich
    If you want to beg for your life,
    now's the time.
[05:38] Dominique
    P-Please spare me.
[05:40] Dominique
    I'll do anything you ask!
[05:44] Diego
    Still trying to beat me?
[05:47] Diego
    You've got me in tears.
[05:49] Diego
    In honor of your bravery,
    I'll show you my full power.
[05:53] Diego
    Remote necromancy.
[05:57] Diego
    Infernal General Vertex!
[06:01] Diego
    Now...
[06:02] Diego
    Cry lots of tears for me as you perish.
[06:07] Magical Warrior 2
    Damn it, stay back! Stay back!
[06:13] Rosele
    My Order of Magical Warriors...
SIGN    The Infernal Generals...
SIGN    I never expected to see them oppose us even in death.
[06:22] Siruela
    If our enemy attacked the capital
    with power like that,
[06:25] Siruela
    we would never survive.
SIGN    Then we shall strike first!
SIGN    Muster a fighting force and sortie to Elvania!
SIGN    We will stop them before they can start!
[06:35] Dott
    Your Majesty! You must sortie at once!
[06:37] Dott
    There's no time to waste!
SIGN    Who goes there? The mayor of Moaran and Twin-Spear Belarco?
[06:43] Minister 1
    Twin-Spear Belarco?
[06:45] Minister 1
    He's the man who slew
    a hundred devils at once!
[06:48] Minister 2
    I heard it was a hundred high-rank devils!
SIGN    Why say you there's no time to waste?
[06:54] Dott
    A devil in the necromancers' service
[06:57] Dott
    is on the verge of turning
    the people of Moaran into devils!
[07:01] Dott
    We barely have twelve hours left!
[07:04] Dott
    The legendary hero is doing his best,
[07:06] Dott
    but Elvania is overrun by devils,
[07:09] Dott
    and his party alone stands little chance.
SIGN    But it will take days to gather a proper fighting force.
[07:14] Dott
    Regardless, you must act!
[07:16] Dott
    If only companions of the legendary hero...
[07:19] Dott
    I beg of you!
[07:20] Dott
    I'll do whatever it takes!
[07:22] Dott
    Money is no object for me!
[07:23] Dott
    Please, save my citizens!
[07:26] Dott
    Although I'm their mayor,
[07:28] Dott
    I'm a terrible person who's only thought
    about myself and my own profits!
[07:32] Dott
    Yet, in spite of that,
    my citizens still respected me.
[07:38] Dott
    And I've finally come to realize...
[07:41] Dott
    I really care about them!
[07:44] Dott
    They're a true treasure I don't want to lose!
[07:47] Belarco
    I beseech you too.
[07:48] Dott
    Belarco!
[07:50] Dott
    And the horse!
[07:51] Siruela
    Rise, Dott Burns.
[07:53] Siruela
    Your Majesty, permit me to mobilize
    the Knights and our enchanted ship.
SIGN    But against an enemy so powerful that even Belarco requests aid,
SIGN    even if we send the Knights...
[08:03] Siruela
    Not just the Knights.
[08:06] Siruela
    I'm going to ask for his help as well.
[08:09] Dott
    Who in the world are we going to meet?
[08:11] Siruela
    I found him walking naked through the capital
     a few days ago and arrested him.
[08:15] Dott
    He was streaking?!
[08:17] Kyle
    I see...
[08:18] Kyle
    I understand why you'd request my aid.
[08:22] Kyle
    With Sion gone,
[08:24] Kyle
    I'm now the world's most superior specimen.
[08:27] sign
    Kyle Ozment
    Former Companion of the Hero; "Pinnacle of Humanity"
[08:27] Kyle
    The very pinnacle of humanity.
[08:32] Fieri
    Part of the reason this happened was that
    I left Yuna behind to go on my journey.
[08:38] Fieri
    So I'll forgive you.
[08:40] Fieri
    But...
[08:42] Fieri
    Only if you agree to convert
    to the Church of Tits!
[08:45] Touka
    Tits rule, man!
[08:46] Fieri
    That's right! Tits do rule!
[08:49] Marguerite
    Touka, can you hear me?
[08:51] Marguerite
    This is Marguerite.
[08:53] Touka
    Wow, I can totally hear you!
[08:56] Ledo
    That magical transceiver
    I built is impressive, eh?
[09:00] Ledo
    It should let you communicate
    all through the Elvanian area.
[09:04] Ledo
    And...
[09:05] Ledo
    I pity that poor girl,
    having to stand around naked...
[09:09] Ledo
    Just put this on her real body.
[09:12] Ledo
    Clothing made from devil hide
     transmits via mana.
[09:16] Ledo
    It should project onto her astral form too.
[09:20] Yuna
    Well, it's better than
    being naked, at least,
[09:24] Yuna
    but it's a bit on the fetishy side...
[09:26] Touka
    Nah, it looks great on you!
[09:29] Touka
    You've got great taste, old man!
[09:32] Touka
    You've been a huge help with everything.
[09:34] Ledo
    Oh, please. I'd do anything for my grandson.
[09:38] Touka
    But we told you all about that.
[09:40] Touka
    Sion is—
[09:42] Ledo
    Oh, I know what's going on.
[09:44] Fieri
    Touka! It's time to move out!
[09:46] Touka
    R-Right!
[09:48] Yuna
    By the way, how did he know I was naked?
[09:52] Ledo
    My vision may be failing me,
[09:54] Ledo
    but in exchange, I've gained
    the ability to see mana and souls.
[09:58] Ledo
    Keep them safe, Sion.
[10:01] Ethel
    You really going?
[10:03] Ethel
    I warned you, though.
[10:05] Ethel
    Don't blame me if things go south.
[10:07] Touka
    Yeah.
[10:08] Touka
    I promised we'd go our
    separate ways here, Master.
[10:11] Ethel
    Sheesh. Touka's got such
    a soft spot for me.
[10:15] Ethel
    Even so, we're still enemies.
[10:17] Ethel
    It's time to harden my heart and—
[10:19] Touka
    Okay, heading out!
[10:23] Ethel
    Hey!
[10:25] Ethel
    Touka! How could you just
    leave without a word?!
[10:29] Touka
    Got me a master!
[10:31] Touka
    C'mon, despite what you say,
    I know you've got a soft spot for me.
[10:35] Touka
    I figured if I left like that,
    you'd worry I didn't like you
[10:38] Touka
    and come running after me!
[10:39] Touka
    Looks like I was right!
[10:41] Ethel
    Y-You...
[10:43] Touka
    So it's time to pick your poison.
[10:46] Touka
    What'll it be? You wanna do this
    as our ally, or as a hostage?
[10:50] Ethel
    D-Damn you...
[10:52] Ethel
    You shitty student!
[10:54] Touka
    The shittiest!
[10:58] Siruela
    Isaac, you didn't have to come with us.
[10:59] sign
    Enchanted Ship of the Farom Knighthood
    Naglfar
[11:03] Isaac
    I'm sorry. I couldn't stop
    worrying about Her Highness!
[11:06] Siruela
    I can't believe you helped her
    run away like that.
[11:09] Siruela
    Honestly...
[11:14] Kyle
    Fancy running into a man who couldn't
    even beat a mid-rank devil here.
[11:20] Siruela
    You seem awfully confident, Kyle Ozment.
[11:22] Siruela
    We're going up against the Four
    Infernal Generals, you know.
[11:26] Kyle
    But the legendary hero will be there, yes?
[11:28] Kyle
    I see nothing to worry about.
[11:30] Siruela
    But that legendary hero is—
[11:31] Kyle
    Touka, isn't he?
[11:33] Siruela
    You... You knew about that?!
[11:36] Kyle
    I'll kill Touka and become Sion the hero.
[11:39] Kyle
    And then...
[11:40] Kyle
    I'll slay Anri, the other necromancers,
    and the Four Infernal Generals all by myself!
[11:48] Touka
    Almost there, right?
[11:50] Milly
    Touka, do you know why
    I became a legendary hero?
[11:53] Touka
    Huh? Where's this coming from?
[11:56] Milly
    I did it because I have a dream of creating
    a peaceful world and restoring Elvania.
[12:02] Milly
    I want...
[12:03] Milly
    to take back those days we spent in Elvania!
[12:09] Touka
    Then I guess we're gonna need Yuna.
[12:11] Milly
    Yeah, totally!
[12:14] Ethel
    Elvania's nearly in sight. Get ready.
[12:17] Touka
    Master... You're really gonna help us?
[12:20] Ethel
    I've never been pleased
    about Diego's methods.
[12:23] Touka
    I hear you! You just love your student
    so much, you can't help yourself!
[12:28] Ethel
    Listen to the words I say!
[12:30] Touka
    Now then... it's safe to assume
    Titty Devil is in those ruins, right?
[12:35] Ethel
    Yeah.
[12:36] Ethel
    That's their home base, after all.
[12:38] Touka
    Then let's do this like we planned, Master.
[12:41] Touka
    You too, Anri. Get the timing just right.
[12:43] Anri
    Indeed!
[12:47] Touka
    I'll shield us with the Sacred Sword!
[12:49] Touka
    Shannon, use the X-ray crystal!
[13:01] Diego
    Welcome, legendary hero and company!
[13:03] Diego
    I'm impressed you made it this far!
[13:06] Touka
    The Bloody Tears jerk...
[13:08] Touka
    I appreciate the lavish welcome.
[13:10] Diego
    Only the best for my favorite playmate!
[13:14] Diego
    But you'd better show me a hell of a time!
[13:16] Touka
    Hah! That's my line—
[13:22] Ethel
    Even an invincible zombie can be slain
[13:24] Ethel
    if you destroy the soul
    with a mana-infused weapon.
[13:29] Ethel
    Sorry, Touka.
[13:30] Ethel
    As your master, I felt
    an obligation to kill you myself.
[13:33] Diego
    You didn't betray us after all?
[13:36] Ethel
    I was just waiting for my chance.
[13:38] Ethel
    If you doubt me,
    see for yourself with mana sight.
[13:40] Ethel
    Touka's soul has been completely destroyed.
[13:45] Diego
    Well, you're right about that...
[13:48] Diego
    You really had me fooled!
[13:51] Diego
    I'd expect no less from
    the woman who betrayed humanity.
[13:53] Diego
    You didn't even hesitate
    to kill your own student!
[13:56] Diego
    Still, it's a shame to see such a highly
     anticipated game ended so quickly.
[14:01] Ethel
    So very sorry.
[14:04] Ethel
    You can play however you like with the rest.
[14:06] Ethel
    I'm going to hand the body
    over to Mr. Snot-Nose.
[14:11] Ethel
    Now the rest is up to you, Touka...
[14:16] Touka
    Infiltration complete!
[14:18] Touka
    Now I get how that Bloody Tears jerk survived
[14:21] Touka
    even after I killed
    the devil he was possessing.
[14:24] Touka
    If Anri calls off her possession necromancy
    the instant before the attack hits,
[14:29] Touka
    I can bail out before dying.
[14:31] Touka
    And when that jerk sees the empty shell
    of a corpse, he'll naturally assume I'm toast.
[14:37] Touka
    And Elvania here is our home turf.
[14:40] Touka
    I know this city from top to bottom.
[14:43] Touka
    If we follow this sewer—
[14:45] Anri
    Sir Touka! I wish to accompany you!
[14:47] Touka
    Accompany me?
[14:49] Touka
    They're gonna get suspicious
    if they don't see you up there!
[14:52] Anri
    It's all right.
[14:53] Anri
    I left a duplicate.
[14:55] Anri
    And even if they do notice, they won't care.
[14:59] Anri
    Any infiltration I run by myself
    is doomed to end in failure,
[15:03] Anri
    since I'm considered a failure
    among necromancers.
[15:06] Anri
    But even so...
[15:07] Anri
    I believe I can be of help to you, Sir Touka.
[15:12] Touka
    Darn it. Guess I can't stop you, then.
[15:15] Touka
    This'll be our first fight as a trio
    since we threw down with Kyle.
[15:20] Anri
    So you truly can use the Sacred Sword
    even in your original body?
[15:24] Touka
    Yup.
[15:25] Touka
    Maybe it really did choose me after all.
[15:28] Anri
    Indeed! Surely it must be so!
[15:31] Anri
    You've become a legendary hero
    to surpass the legendary hero!
[15:36] Touka
    Gotta say... this body's way more
    out of shape than Sion's or Yuna's!
[15:41] Yuna
    Maybe that's your cue
    to work out a little more?
[15:44] Touka
    I don't need big guns to live the slow life!
[15:47] Touka
    And hey, are you floating?!
[15:49] Anri
    Sir Touka! The ruins!
[15:54] Touka
    Now...
[15:55] Touka
    Time to find Titty Devil and—
[15:58] Yuna
    Touka?
[15:58] Anri
    Sir Touka?!
[16:00] Touka
    Y-Yeah, haven't been
    in this body for a while...
[16:02] Touka
    I just lost my balance.
[16:05] Touka
    My nose is bleeding.
[16:07] Touka
    My head's pounding, too.
[16:09] Touka
    Is it from using possession
    necromancy too many times?
[16:12] Touka
    Or maybe I shouldn't have
    used so many soma drops...
[16:17] Touka
    Whatever.
[16:18] Touka
    This isn't so bad that I can't endure it.
[16:20] Touka
    I can't afford to fall apart
    until I save Yuna.
[16:23] Devil A
    Did you hear something?
[16:26] Touka
    Not good!
[16:27] Touka
    Form Change!
[16:31] Devil A
    Oh, it's a radish.
[16:33] Devil B
    Yeah, a pretty big radish.
[16:35] Yuna
    Why did you go with a radish?
[16:37] Devil A
    What's a giant radish doing here?
[16:40] Devil B
    Suspicious. Let's investigate.
[16:45] Touka
    Guess the stealth part of the mission's over.
[16:47] Touka
    Anri, you're up.
[16:50] Touka
    If we possess low-rank devils,
    we can infiltrate and gather info easy.
[16:54] Touka
    We can stash my body
    in the Coffin of the Living,
[16:57] Touka
    and carry you around
    as a "captured intruder."
[17:02] Yuna
    Those people... They're going to be killed!
[17:05] Devil B (Touka)
    But if we pick a fight,
    it'll blow our cover!
[17:08] Devil A (Anri)
    Indeed!
[17:11] Devil A (Anri)
    Attention, everyone!
[17:12] Devil A (Anri)
    The hero's party is attacking!
[17:15] Devil A (Anri)
    You've got to get into the city and fight!
[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A
    Shaddap!
[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A
    We don't take orders from low-rank devils!
[17:20] Mid-ranked devil B
    Get outta here! We do what we want!
[17:24] Devil A (Anri)
    Sir Touka... They yelled at me.
[17:26] Devil B (Touka)
    Got it. If they won't listen
    to a low-rank devil...
[17:30] High-ranked devil
    Boobs... Boobs...
[17:34] Adventurer
    P-Please spare us!
[17:36] Devil B (Touka)
    Hold it!
[17:37] Devil B (Touka)
    I'm the wandering high-rank devil, Tou—
[17:40] Devil B (Touka)
    Er, Tuuka!
[17:41] High-ranked devil
    You stay out of this!
[17:43] Devil B (Touka)
    I love watching humans get tormented.
[17:45] Devil B (Touka)
    So I totally get you.
[17:47] Yuna
    What? You do?
[17:49] Devil B (Touka)
    Of course not!
[17:50] Devil B (Touka)
    I've been studying human culture,
[17:52] Devil B (Touka)
    and I've learned a way to increase
    our enjoyment of them 120 percent!
[17:56] Crowd
    A hundred and twenty percent?!
[17:58] Crowd
    Awesome!
[18:00] Devil B (Touka)
    Don't worry. I'm actually human.
[18:03] Devil B (Touka)
    I wanna save you right away,
    but I can't afford to cause a commotion.
[18:07] Devil B (Touka)
    Buy us some time, would you?
[18:09] Devil B (Touka)
    Put these on.
[18:11] Devil B (Touka)
    I've learned something on my travels!
[18:14] Devil B (Touka)
    We devils are all pervs!
[18:16] Devil B (Touka)
    The way to increase enjoyment
    of human women by 120 percent...
[18:20] Devil B (Touka)
    is to...
[18:21] Devil B (Touka)
    get 'em naked in stockings!
[18:23] Yuna
    You are one miserable creep.
[18:25] Devil B (Touka)
    There's plenty more we can get out of 'em!
[18:27] Devil B (Touka)
    When I return,
    I'll show you lots more awesome stuff!
[18:31] Devil B (Touka)
    Be back to save you later!
[18:34] Low-ranked Devil C
    Mr. Tuuka! Wait a minute!
[18:37] Low-ranked Devil D
    We were so moved by what you did!
[18:39] Low-ranked Devil C
    Ever since Diego showed up,
    under his influence,
[18:42] Low-ranked Devil C
    they've come to enjoy
    the most awful tortures!
[18:45] Low-ranked Devil D
    Even though our queen taught us that
    just because humans are food,
[18:51] Low-ranked Devil D
    we don't have to torment them unnecessarily!
[18:53] Devil B (Touka)
    Your queen?
[18:54] Low-ranked Devil C
    But you cured them of their
    thirst for blood in an instant!
[18:58] Low-ranked Devil D
    I bet you can save her!
[19:00] Low-ranked Devil D
    Save our queen, Lady Adele,
     from Diego's control!
[19:03] Devil B (Touka)
    Wait, ain't she the one behind
    turning those humans into devils?
[19:08] Low-ranked Devil C
    Yes! That's our splendid queen!
[19:14] Touka
    Found you, Titty Devil!
[19:16] Yuna
    We're down to an hour and a half.
[19:19] Yuna
    If she gets away and summons allies,
    we're doomed!
[19:22] Yuna
    We've got to do this in one strike.
[19:24] Devil B (Touka)
    No problem.
[19:25] Devil B (Touka)
    We'll put her to sleep and do it for sure.
[19:27] Yuna
    Put her to sleep?
[19:28] Touka
    Master said Nefu's spell
    lets you put anyone to sleep
[19:32] Touka
    if you touch their head
    and say the magic word.
[19:36] Touka
    But it won't work
    if they've got their guard up.
[19:39] Touka
    So I need her to let hers down.
[19:41] Adele
    Who are you?
[19:42] Devil B (Touka)
    I'm Tuuka!
[19:44] Devil B (Touka)
    I'm a wandering high-rank devil,
    drawn here by belief in your ideals!
[19:49] Adele
    To turn half of humanity into devils
    and the other half into cattle,
[19:53] Adele
    creating a world in which humans
    and devils live in harmony...
[19:57] Adele
    Is that the ideal you speak of?
[19:59] Low-ranked Devil D
    Mr. Tuuka cured the others
    of their madness in an instant!
[20:04] Low-ranked Devil D
    Let's work with him
    to achieve our ideal world!
[20:08] Low-ranked Devil D
    If Diego kills all the humans,
[20:11] Low-ranked Devil D
    we have no future!
[20:13] Adele
    Our ideal world...
[20:15] Adele
    But turning on Lord Diego will see
    many of our own kind purged.
[20:21] Devil B (Touka)
    Then we should convince Diego, too!
[20:23] Devil B (Touka)
    I'll help you do it.
[20:25] Devil B (Touka)
    I know humans better than anyone.
[20:28] Touka
    If we talk to Diego together,
    he'll understand.
[20:33] Devil B (Touka)
    I believe destiny has brought us together.
[20:36] Devil B (Touka)
    I was born to help you realize
    your ideal world with you.
[20:40] Devil B (Touka)
    Oh, I know!
[20:41] Devil B (Touka)
    There's a human custom
[20:43] Devil B (Touka)
    where you touch each other's
    foreheads as a sign of friendship.
[20:48] Adele
    Touch each other's foreheads?
[20:49] Devil B (Touka)
    Yeah. The head houses the soul, no?
[20:53] Devil B (Touka)
    It indicates a linking of souls.
[20:55] Devil B (Touka)
    In other words, our two hearts
    forming a connection.
[20:59] Adele
    That's a lovely custom.
[21:01] Yuna
    First I've heard of it, though.
[21:03] Devil B (Touka)
    Now, place your finger here.
[21:05] Devil B (Touka)
    We're comrades striving for the same ideal.
[21:09] Adele
    I thank you.
[21:10] Adele
    I'm so glad I met you.
[21:14] Touka
    I win!
[21:16] Low-ranked Devil D
    Lady Adele?!
[21:17] Low-ranked Devil D
    Mr. Tuuka, what happened?!
[21:18] Devil B (Touka)
    I put her to sleep with a spell!
[21:22] Anri
    I was a necromancer the whole time!
[21:24] Devil B (Touka)
    And I'm actually a human inside!
[21:27] Devil B (Touka)
    Titty Devil dies here and now!
[21:29] Devil B (Touka)
    You ain't never gettin' your ideal world!
[21:31] Devil B (Touka)
    Sucks for you!
[21:33] Yuna
    Why does Touka sound like the villain here?!
[21:37] Devil B (Touka)
    Time to end this!
[21:42] Devil B (Touka)
    Crap!
[21:42] Devil B (Touka)
    Quick, Anri! Return me!
[21:47] Touka
    That was a close call...
[21:53] Touka
    Anri?
[21:55] Anri
    You're... still alive?
[22:01] Friedrich
    It's been a long time, Anri.
[22:03] Anri
    Yes, it has... Brother.
[22:06] sign
    1 hour and 10 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:09] sign
    Next Time
[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    "Fine, just for you..."
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Come a little closer, now
[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    This sweetest trap of romance
[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    In this literal pit I dug!
[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics
    You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
    away when I pursue
[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
    setting bait every day...
[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Season 1

E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!

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[00:06] Diego
    So they made it inside, did they?
[00:09] Diego
    The legendary hero is inside!
[00:11] Diego
    If you want to hunt him down,
    return to the ruins!
[00:14] Milly
    No way! They found Touka?!
[00:17] Touka
    We're safe for now.
[00:18] Touka
    Distract them a little longer, would you?
[00:21] Milly
    Distract them...?
[00:24] Milly
    Oh, no—
[00:24] Milly
    No way! What is this stuff?!
[00:29] Devil 1
    I'm staying here.
[00:30] Devil 2
    Me too.
[00:31] Devil 3
    I'm all over this!
[00:31] Milly
    What the hell is with these guys?!
[00:32] Marguerite
    Devils are all such perverts!
[00:35] Marguerite
    In that case...
[00:36] Marguerite
    I shall do my part!
[00:38] Marguerite
    We've been charged
    with distracting them, after all.
[00:44] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[00:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[00:54] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[00:56] sign
    THE
[00:57] sign
    LEGEN
[00:57] sign
    DARY
[00:58] sign
    HERO
[00:58] sign
    IS
[00:59] sign
    DEAD
[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics
    Spending every day like
    you're in a casket, trapped
[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ready for another night
    like the dead, collapsed
[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yeah, living like a carcass
     with just your "life" intact...
[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    Who wouldn't want a way
    to con themselves out of that?
[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    to live for yourself—
    that's lots of fun, too...
[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    And who wants that?
[01:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    You and I, we're just corpses
[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics
    Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[01:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    From one marionette to another, I say...
[01:30] [SONG] Lyrics
    How about we cut our strings together?
[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Let's get dancing!
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[01:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, we're already dead
[01:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    Gonna shake off this
    mortal coil any minute now
[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[01:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    What can you do but dance
    the whole night through?
[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    Even if I collapse and my body decays
[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    that doesn't mean I'm rotten
    all the way down to my soul!
[02:13] sign
    Episode 11
[02:13] sign
    The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
[02:17] Touka
    Hang on. That guy's your brother, Anri?
[02:21] Anri
    Indeed.
[02:23] Anri
    This is Friedrich Norstein.
[02:25] Anri
    He's my elder brother.
[02:27] Friedrich
    Anri, why have you chosen
    to side with the hero?
[02:30] Friedrich
    Did he threaten you?
[02:32] Anri
    I am traveling with Sir Touka
    of my own will.
[02:35] Anri
    The purpose of my journey
    is to save the world.
[02:38] Friedrich
    But why, Anri?!
[02:40] Friedrich
    Have you forgotten what we
    went through three years ago?
[02:43] Friedrich
    The pain they put us through?!
[02:48] Touka
    Stop it.
[02:49] Touka
    If you're Anri's brother,
    you know how stubborn she can be.
[02:53] Touka
    She told me about the
    persecution you experienced.
[02:56] Touka
    I get why you'd want revenge, too.
[02:58] Touka
    But you need to stop dragging
    innocent people into it!
[03:02] Touka
    My childhood friend, the people of Moaran...
[03:05] Touka
    You've got nothing against them, do you?!
[03:11] Friedrich
    It's true that I'd prefer
    not to harm the innocent.
[03:15] Friedrich
    "Revenge" was merely a pretext under
    which to gain companions, after all.
[03:19] Touka
    Revenge isn't your main goal?
[03:21] Friedrich
    My goal is to depose
    the royals, the nobility...
[03:25] Friedrich
    All the ruling classes of the overworld.
[03:27] Friedrich
    Then we'll bring it under necromancer control
[03:31] Friedrich
    and remake it into a world where
    necromancers can live peacefully.
[03:35] Friedrich
    There's nothing I won't do to achieve that.
[03:38] Friedrich
    I do pity the people of Moaran,
[03:41] Friedrich
    but they're a necessary sacrifice
    to change the world.
[03:43] Touka
    Give me a damn break!
[03:45] Touka
    No matter what your reason is,
[03:46] Touka
    no one'll kick back and accept that
[03:48] Touka
    while you're killing off the people they love!
[03:50] Friedrich
    Unfortunately...
[03:52] Friedrich
    we necromancers have grown
    so accustomed to death
[03:56] Friedrich
    that it's impossible for us to sympathize.
[03:59] Friedrich
    You should free yourself
    of obligation to the dead hero.
[04:03] Friedrich
    How is the hero's death different
[04:05] Friedrich
    than any of the countless deaths we saw in Hell?
[04:07] Friedrich
    "The future of all outweighs a single death."
[04:11] Friedrich
    As a necromancer yourself,
    you should be able to comprehend that.
[04:18] Anri
    It's true...
[04:20] Anri
    I did not shed a single tear
    upon the hero's death.
[04:24] Anri
    As with the deaths of our many brethren,
    my sorrow dissipated immediately.
[04:29] Anri
    But even so...
[04:30] Anri
    the gratitude I feel for the hero,
    who saved me, remains!
[04:35] Anri
    As does the promise I made to him!
[04:40] Friedrich
    Promise?
[04:42] Friedrich
    A promise so important that
    you're now saving the world
[04:45] Friedrich
    with the man who killed your benefactor?
[04:48] Anri
    He didn't! It was just
    an unfortunate accident!
[04:50] Anri
    Sir Touka did nothing wrong!
[04:53] Touka
    Anri...
[04:54] Anri
    Even though I dragged him into this,
[04:56] Anri
    Sir Touka never complained!
    He accompanied me, he saved me...
[05:00] Anri
    I could never betray someone so kind!
[05:03] Anri
    I love you, my brother,
    and my promise is important...
[05:07] Anri
    But the path you walk is one of death.
[05:10] Anri
    I care more for saving lives than taking them.
[05:16] Anri
    That is why I travel to save this world.
[05:18] Anri
    Why I choose the promise I made to the hero!
[05:22] Diego
    Hey, look at you there!
[05:24] Diego
    You're practically a snot fountain!
[05:26] Diego
    If she won't do what you tell her,
     just kill her!
[05:30] Diego
    A corpse can't betray you, after all.
[05:37] Diego
    She really was worthless, wasn't she?
[05:43] Low-Ranked Devil C
    Queen Adele?!
[05:44] Touka
    No way...
[05:46] Touka
    Damn, dude, thanks for killing her!
[05:48] Anri
    Sir Diego!
[05:49] Diego
    I absorbed her.
[05:52] Diego
    Regeneration isn't the infernal
    generals' only power.
[05:56] Diego
    They each have potent magic, too.
[05:59] Diego
    Vertex has absorption magic,
[06:01] Diego
    so the devil-conversion spell
     is still in effect.
[06:04] Diego
    Now, it's time for the final game.
[06:06] Diego
    If you wanna save those people,
    you have to slay me!
[06:10] Diego
    Let's have a little fun, Touka Scott!
[06:14] Milly
    Incredible! They all started chasing us
    after we took off our clothes!
[06:18] Milly
    You have a brilliant strategic
    mind... just like Touka!
[06:22] Marguerite
    I'm not quite sure how I feel about that!
[06:24] Milly
    Let's head to the mountains!
[06:25] Milly
    Some of the traps Touka set three
    years ago should still be there!
[06:30] Marguerite
    It appears many devils are
    heading to the ruins as well!
[06:33] Milly
    Don't worry! Papa and the
    others will handle them—
[06:36] Milly
    Or not!
[06:37] Fieri
    Titties! Titties! Titties!
[06:39] Shannon
    Milly, I'll deal with this
    and head to the ruins!
[06:43] Fieri
    Hey... That's a cruel way to stop me.
[06:57] Touka
    Damn it! "Fun game," my ass!
[07:00] Touka
    I can't beat a damn Infernal General
    without the damn Sacred Sword!
[07:04] Diego
    Don't run away now.
[07:07] Diego
    I've been waiting so long to fight you!
[07:11] Touka
    You guys took my Sacred Sword!
[07:13] Touka
    We can't have a decent fight like that!
[07:15] Touka
    If you really want a rematch with me,
[07:18] Touka
    tell him to give me back the Sacred Sword.
[07:20] Touka
    Then we'll have a proper duel—you and me.
[07:24] Touka
    Fair and square.
[07:26] Diego
    Fair and square?
[07:28] Touka
    Yeah. You're cool with that, right?
[07:31] Touka
    Or are you afraid
    to go one-on-one with me?
[07:35] Friedrich
    Don't fall for it, Diego!
[07:37] Friedrich
    You've seen how he operates!
    You must know he's plotting something!
[07:41] Touka
    That's a nasty thing to say, Snot-Nose Bro.
[07:44] Touka
    This is why Anri doesn't like you, you know.
[07:47] Touka
    If I was gonna spring a trap on you,
     I'd have done it already.
[07:50] Touka
    The Sacred Sword has a pin stuck
    in it that draws lightning, see?
[07:56] Diego
    Draws lightning? The spell from Moaran, eh?
[08:00] Touka
    Look, I'm pretty pissed off that you're trying
    to turn my childhood friend into a monster.
[08:05] Touka
    The only thing that'll satisfy me
    is busting you up in a duel.
[08:11] Diego
    Go on, then. Give him back the sword.
[08:14] Friedrich
    Have you lost your mind, Diego?!
[08:15] Diego
    This is exactly what
    I've been hoping for, really.
[08:19] Diego
    I'd love to slay the hero in a duel
[08:21] Diego
    and prove my strength!
[08:24] Touka
    Then it's settled.
[08:26] Touka
    We'll fight at the top of that tower.
[08:28] Diego
    The Sacrificial Tower, eh?
[08:30] Diego
    So one of us will wind up
    a sacrifice this night.
[08:35] Touka
    Won't the water god be so delighted?
[08:38] Touka
    Let's get to it, Diego.
[08:40] Ethel
    I see.
[08:42] Ethel
    They're fighting it out atop the tower.
[08:45] Ethel
    Even if we have an alliance,
    I do dislike Diego...
[08:49] Ethel
    I've got no qualms
    about taking my student's side.
[09:00] Diego
    Sorry, but I've decided to possess Vertex.
[09:03] Diego
    It's not much fun if I don't use
    everything at my disposal.
[09:07] Touka
    You know that the Sacred Sword can nullify
[09:09] Touka
    the Infernal Generals'
    regenerative powers, right?
[09:12] Touka
    I don't mind.
[09:13] Touka
    In fact...
[09:15] Touka
    I appreciate the bigger target!
[09:17] Touka
    He dodged!
[09:18] Touka
    He's faster than he looks!
[09:20] Touka
    Ein Rosabis...
[09:24] Yuna
    Touka!
[09:24] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[09:27] Diego
    Sorry, but I read you like a book just now.
[09:30] Diego
    You're just an unremarkable
    villager at heart.
[09:32] Diego
    Surely you didn't really
    think you could beat me!
[09:36] Diego
    Are you actually under the delusion
    that you're the real hero now?!
[09:41] Touka
    Nah, not for a second.
[09:45] Touka
    You really thought I was gonna
    fight fair and square, dumbass?
[09:50] Diego
    Damn you!
[09:52] Diego
    You blew up the tower floor?!
[09:55] Touka
    I'll probably end up having to fight Diego.
[09:58] Touka
    That's where you come in, Master.
[10:00] Touka
    I'll give you our location via transceiver.
[10:03] Touka
    Then you blow out the floor,
    drop him in the aqueduct...
[10:05] Touka
    and hit him with all
    the lightning magic you can!
[10:08] Ethel
    I can get all the zombies I control with
    remote necromancy to cast the same spell!
[10:13] Ethel
    I'll bet your regeneration's working overtime
    to withstand a mass attack like this!
[10:18] Diego
    Ethel's the one with the lightning spell?!
[10:22] Diego
    You were bluffing this whole time,
    Touka Scott?!
[10:26] Friedrich
    I see. So this was your trap.
[10:29] Friedrich
    But your mistake was
    failing to catch me in it.
[10:34] Ethel
    Did the hero's body make it to you?
[10:36] Ethel
    That won't be enough to kill Friedrich.
[10:39] Ethel
    Possess the hero
    and finish Diego off already.
[10:43] Touka
    He should be pinned down at the moment.
[10:45] Touka
    I can get him for sure!
[10:47] Touka
    But just in case...
[10:50] Touka
    I'm gonna hit him with max firepower!
[10:50] sign
    Touka's Mana Level: 9
[10:54] Touka
    It's time to end this...
[10:56] Touka
    you Bloody Tears bastard!
[11:06] Touka
    Looks like it worked.
[11:10] Touka
    Now Yuna will—
[11:12] Touka
    Huh? What happened to the tip?
[11:16] Ethel
    Touka! Are you all right?!
[11:18] Touka
    Damn... What the hell was that?
[11:22] Touka
    I thought you couldn't regenerate
    from attacks by the Sacred Sword!
[11:26] Diego
    So sorry.
[11:28] Diego
    Your attack never reached my body, you see.
[11:32] Touka
    Like hell it didn't!
[11:35] Diego
    Vertex has absorption magic.
[11:38] Diego
    It's capable of absorbing any magical attack.
[11:44] Diego
    The Sacred Sword is a magic weapon.
[11:46] Diego
    No matter how many attacks
     you throw at me, I'll simply absorb them!
[11:51] Diego
    You can't hit me from behind, either.
[11:53] Diego
    I'll just channel everything
    into my own mana.
[11:57] Ethel
    Then why didn't you absorb
    the lightning spells before?
[12:00] Diego
    Oh, I didn't on purpose.
[12:01] Diego
    I wanted to see what your
    plan was building up to.
[12:06] Diego
    I like to pick the most fun option.
    It's just the kind of guy I am.
[12:11] Diego
    I was so excited to see what you'd do,
[12:13] Diego
    but you've even done me the favor
    of reverting to that form!
[12:17] Diego
    It's a repeat of the battle three years ago
    between the hero and the Infernal Generals!
[12:21] Diego
    A development so thrilling,
    it's got me in tears!
[12:25] Touka
    He'll absorb any magic attacks I use.
[12:28] Touka
    Damn it... How the hell do you beat this guy?
[12:31] Touka
    Okay, man, calm down.
[12:33] Touka
    There's gotta be a way.
[12:35] Touka
    At the very least, I can try
    attacks that
aren't magic!
[12:39] Diego
    Only the Sacred Sword can kill me!
[12:42] Touka
    Master, I'm clearing out for now!
[12:44] Touka
    Gotta form a new plan!
[12:45] Ethel
    Okay. Got it.
[12:48] Ethel
    Goodness me...
[12:49] Ethel
    I was really hoping you'd stay out of this.
[12:53] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[12:54] Touka
    Anri! Yuna!
[12:56] Yuna
    Is it true that he's absorbing
    the Sacred Sword's attacks?
[12:59] Anri
    We heard the whole conversation
    over the transceiver!
[13:02] Touka
    Yeah.
[13:03] Touka
    But we're not outta the fight just yet.
[13:05] Touka
    Sion the hero beat that thing
    three years ago.
[13:08] Touka
    So there's gotta be a way!
[13:10] Touka
    Anri, do you know how he did it?
[13:14] Anri
    I fear I only met Sir Sion after
    he'd bested the Infernal Generals.
[13:19] Anri
    But Miss Dorothy may know!
[13:22] Touka
    Hey, Dorothy! You read me?
[13:24] Dorothy
    Zuzz... Zuzz...
[13:27] Anri
    What does "zuzz zuzz" mean?
[13:29] Touka
    It must be some kind of code.
[13:31] Yuna
    I think she's just asleep!
[13:33] Touka
    Damn it all! Why now, of all times?!
[13:36] Yuna
    Touka.
[13:37] Yuna
    I've seen that devil before.
[13:41] Yuna
    Three years ago, the hero defeated
    the Four Infernal Generals here in this city.
[13:47] Touka
    Then you saw how he fought them?!
[13:50] Yuna
    Yeah. Though only from afar,
    so I didn't see much.
[13:54] Yuna
    He split the sword into many tendrils,
    so it was hard to tell which would strike.
[13:59] Yuna
    Maybe to keep the devil from reading
    the direction or timing of his attacks.
[14:04] Touka
    Keep him from reading the direction
    or timing of attacks...
[14:08] Marguerite
    Sir Touka!
[14:09] Marguerite
    We've made it to a nearby cliff.
[14:12] Marguerite
    What about you?
[14:13] Touka
    Hey, great timing!
[14:15] Touka
    I got a favor to ask you!
[14:18] Diego
    Hey, hey, hey.
[14:19] Diego
    This is supposed to be the big climax!
[14:21] Diego
    We can't go back to a game of tag.
[14:24] Diego
    You're the one who wanted
    a fair-and-square duel.
[14:27] Touka
    Yeah, I am.
[14:29] Touka
    And I'm done running now.
[14:31] Marguerite
    Ein Eim...
[14:35] Marguerite
    Exploding arrow!
[14:38] Diego
    Damn it! Where'd that come from?!
[14:39] Touka
    Mana sight.
[14:42] Touka
    I knew it.
[14:43] Touka
    You had no clue that was coming,
     so you couldn't block it.
[14:46] Touka
    That absorption spell is more like a shield.
[14:49] Touka
    It ain't covering your whole body.
[14:51] Touka
    Now...
[14:53] Touka
    I'll give you a nice taste
    of the Sacred Sword.
[14:55] Diego
    You think you can hit me with it?
[14:58] Diego
    I can use more than one shield, you know.
[15:00] Diego
    I can also move them freely.
[15:02] Diego
    Even if your mana sight
    lets you see my shields,
[15:04] Diego
    you can't possibly hit me!
[15:06] Touka
    Form change...
[15:08] Touka
    Worm!
[15:10] Diego
    I can still make a shield below me—
[15:14] Diego
    How did you know I didn't
    have a shield there?!
[15:16] Diego
    That should have been a blind spot for you!
[15:19] Touka
    Sorry, man.
[15:20] Touka
    I've got another set of eyes.
[15:23] Touka
    When I use mana sight while
    connected to Yuna via mana threads,
[15:26] Touka
    she can use mana sight too.
[15:28] Touka
    Plus, only I can see and hear Yuna.
[15:32] Touka
    In other words...
[15:33] Yuna
    Touka. The next one is...
[15:34] Yuna
    Right hip! Left shoulder!
    Left wrist! Right calf!
[15:35] Touka
    You'll never see these attacks coming!
[15:40] Touka
    Guess you'd better shield
    your whole body at once!
[15:43] Touka
    Though if you did that, I bet it'd
    drain all your mana in no time!
[15:49] Touka
    Well, this is even more
    entertaining than I expected.
[15:53] Touka
    You can regenerate from
    Sacred Sword attacks after all?
[15:56] Diego
    Yeah, because I'm possessing a corpse.
[15:59] Diego
    Even if the Infernal General's
    regeneration is nullified,
[16:02] Diego
    my necromantic regeneration isn't.
[16:04] Touka
    I see.
[16:06] Touka
    Then I should be able to beat you by
    destroying a zombie's weak point—the head.
[16:12] Diego
    Yes, I suppose.
[16:14] Yuna
    But it won't be that easy to hit him there.
[16:17] Yuna
    It's the place he'll be
    keeping the most guarded.
[16:19] Touka
    In that case...
[16:21] Touka
    I just need to wear down his mana
    by forcing constant regeneration
[16:25] Touka
    until he reveals his weak point!
[16:28] Marguerite
    Milly will surely reach Touka soon.
[16:31] Marguerite
    Until then, I'll support him!
[16:33] Dominique
    I can't let you interfere any longer.
[16:37] Ethel
    I'd really rather not fight you, you know!
[16:41] Ethel
    We've got an alliance, don't we?
[16:43] Friedrich
    I could say the same thing!
[16:45] Friedrich
    Why did you try to kill Diego?!
[16:48] Ethel
    He'll drag you down someday!
[16:50] Ethel
    We're better off ditching
    that dead weight now!
[16:54] Friedrich
    I can't lose any more of my brethren!
[16:58] Ethel
    Why are you so damned stubborn?!
[17:07] Diego
    A war of mana attrition, eh?
[17:10] Diego
    How amusing!
[17:11] Diego
    As befitting a battle between zombies!
[17:14] Touka
    I dunno if I'd put amusement first right now.
[17:16] Touka
    Your shields have shrunk an awful lot.
[17:19] Diego
    That's what makes this so fun!
[17:21] Diego
    I'm so happy to be reduced
    to this state, I'm in tears!
[17:26] Touka
    Got a masochism fetish, huh?
[17:29] Diego
    Life in Hell was a constant battle
    against the devils for survival.
[17:34] Diego
    I just don't feel alive without
    that kind of thrill!
[17:37] Diego
    And that's the revenge I want on humanity.
[17:41] Diego
    I want to plunge this peace-addled world
    into death and madness once more
[17:46] Diego
    to make it like Hell!
[17:48] Touka
    Give me a damn break!
[17:49] Touka
    Don't drag us into your weird fantasy!
[17:54] Diego
    Someday you'll all understand how I feel!
[17:59] Diego
    You'll be having so much fun, you'll be
    breathing your gratitude to me in tears!
[18:03] Touka
    The hell I will!
[18:05] Touka
    Sorry, but my dream
[18:07] Touka
    is a slow life with a pretty
    girl with hot thighs!
[18:14] Yuna
    Touka!
[18:16] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[18:20] Touka
    Talk about terrible timing.
[18:22] Touka
    The side effect of the soma drops...
[18:24] Diego
    Hey, now... Why'd you just fall over?
[18:27] Diego
    We're only getting started!
[18:31] Diego
    Still, what luck.
[18:33] Diego
    Looks like the cavalry's here...
[18:37] Diego
    My cavalry, that is!
[18:39] Diego
    Guess it's game over for you!
[18:44] Touka
    Not yet...
[18:45] Touka
    It's not over yet!
[18:51] Diego
    Now that was close.
[18:52] Diego
    I let my guard down!
[18:55] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[18:55] Yuna
    Touka!
[18:57] Diego
    I'm crying here!
[18:59] Diego
    You don't have enough mana
    left to pierce my head!
[19:03] Diego
    Looks like this really is the end.
[19:07] Touka
    Actually...
[19:09] Touka
    I've got one vial of soma drops left.
[19:11] Yuna
    Don't do it!
[19:12] Yuna
    It's the soma drops that have you
    collapsing and coughing up blood, right?
[19:16] Touka
    Hey, come on.
[19:18] Touka
    I just need to get my mana back.
[19:20] Yuna
    Your mana?
[19:21] Yuna
    You remember what
    your real mana level is, right?
[19:24] Yuna
    You used a vial of soma drops last night
    to take over my body,
[19:27] Yuna
    and you've used four since then!
[19:29] Yuna
    Any more than that and...
[19:31] Touka
    You got any better ideas?
[19:34] Touka
    Can you find out where the
    Bloody Tears jerk stashed his body?
[19:38] Touka
    Or do you want to take my place, Anri?
[19:40] Touka
    If I switch souls at my current mana level,
     I'll degenerate for sure.
[19:45] Touka
    This is the only way.
[19:48] Touka
    Don't worry.
[19:50] Touka
    I've managed to luck my way through so far.
[19:53] Touka
    I'll do it again now.
[20:00] Touka
    See?
[20:02] Touka
    All right...
[20:03] Touka
    Now that his guard's down, this is my chance!
[20:06] Touka
    Let's finish—
[20:07] Yuna
    Touka!
[20:07] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[20:09] Diego
    Hey, c'mon now! You can't just self-destruct!
[20:13] Anri
    Sir Touka! Speak to me!
[20:15] Yuna
    Touka?!
[20:16] Diego
    It's anticlimactic if you don't
     fight to the bitter end!
[20:22] Diego
    It can't end here!
    Anri, you take over the hero role!
[20:27] Belarco
    Do you require my aid...
[20:32] Belarco
    impostor hero and comrades?
[20:36] Belarco
    I guess they can't hear me.
[20:41] Anri
    If I use possession necromancy
    on him in this state,
[20:44] Anri
    Sir Touka's soul will surely break down.
[20:47] Anri
    But with so little time left,
[20:49] Anri
    the best path would be for me
    to take over the hero's body and fight.
[20:53] Anri
    Sir Touka would surely prefer
    that I save Dame Yuna as well.
[20:59] Anri
    I've gotten over so many deaths.
[21:02] Anri
    I'll get over losing Sir Touka, too.
[21:08] Anri
    Wait, what am I thinking?!
[21:10] Anri
    Sir Touka is still alive!
[21:13] Anri
    If he's still alive...
[21:16] Anri
    Dame Yuna.
[21:17] Anri
    I hope that you can hear my voice.
[21:21] Anri
    I'm sorry, Dame Yuna.
[21:23] Anri
    I cannot yet abandon Sir Touka.
[21:26] Anri
    I want to wager every second I have
    on him regaining consciousness!
[21:30] Anri
    So...
[21:31] Yuna
    It's okay.
[21:32] Yuna
    I feel the same way.
[21:35] Anri
    Ein Seil!
[21:37] Anri
    I'll buy us time.
[21:39] Kyle
    I'd say that's my job!
[21:46] Kyle
    My revenge will be most anticlimactic
    if Touka doesn't wake up first.
[21:53] Diego
    Who the hell are you?
[21:55] Kyle
    You don't know me?
[21:57] Kyle
    My goodness.
    You're disqualified from existence.
[22:00] Kyle
    Kyle Ozment...
[22:00] sign
    Kyle Ozment
    Former Companion of the Hero; Effectively a God
[22:02] Kyle
    Former companion of
    the hero and effectively a god.
[22:07] sign
    15 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    "Fine, just for you..."
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Come a little closer, now
[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    This sweetest trap of romance
[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    In this literal pit I dug!
[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics
    You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
    away when I pursue
[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
    setting bait every day...
[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap

Season 1

E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!

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[00:03] Yuna
    It can't be! What's he doing here?!
[00:06] Anri
    Sir Kyle!
[00:08] Anri
    For what purpose have you come here?
[00:11] Kyle
    Turning your sword on me first?
[00:13] Kyle
    I hope you haven't forgotten
[00:16] Kyle
    who the real enemy is!
[00:19] Kyle
    I'm on your side now.
[00:21] Kyle
    I turned over a new leaf
    after Touka cast me into the ocean.
[00:26] Anri
    Sir Kyle!
[00:27] Anri
    I always believed that this day would come!
[00:29] Yuna
    Don't believe squat!
[00:31] Yuna
    He literally said he's here
    for revenge on Touka!
[00:33] Diego
    Kyle Ozment...
[00:36] Diego
    I've heard all the rumors.
[00:38] Diego
    This might make things even more fun!
[00:45] Kyle
    Kindly don't intrude, would you?
[00:47] Kyle
    If you wish to fight me that badly,
[00:49] Kyle
    I'll have to ask you to wait
    until Touka awakens.
[00:52] Kyle
    My revenge on him takes priority.
[00:55] Anri
    Revenge?!
[00:56] Kyle
    I'm not sure you're in any position
    to enjoy a fight, however...
[01:01] Kyle
    Take a peek in town.
[01:03] Diego
    Ein Andromalius.
[01:13] Diego
    Reinforcements from the capital?!
[01:17] Kyle
    Have you grasped the situation?
[01:19] Kyle
    Touka's my priority right now.
[01:21] Kyle
    If you wish to flee, I'll allow it.
[01:24] Diego
    Whyever would I run?
[01:28] Diego
    The ultimate pleasure still lies ahead!
[01:32] Kyle
    What's got you turning on your allies now?
[01:35] Anri
    It can't be...
[01:36] Anri
    He's absorbing the devils?!
[01:43] Anri
    Sir Kyle!
[01:48] Kyle
    Worry not.
[01:49] Kyle
    I fully blocked it.
[01:51] Anri
    You kind of didn't!
[01:55] Diego
    My victory was sealed
    the moment the devils arrived!
[01:59] Diego
    All the mana and spells
    I absorb become mine!
[02:04] Yuna
    No way...
[02:05] Yuna
    But we have so little time left
[02:08] Yuna
    that even if Touka awakens now, I'm doomed.
[02:15] Yuna
    I just...
[02:17] Yuna
    I just want to talk to you one more time!
[02:20] Yuna
    Touka!
[02:24] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[02:34] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[02:36] sign
    THE
[02:37] sign
    LEGEN
[02:37] sign
    DARY
[02:38] sign
    HERO
[02:38] sign
    IS
[02:39] sign
    DEAD
[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    Spending every day like
    you're in a casket, trapped
[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ready for another night
    like the dead, collapsed
[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yeah, living like a carcass
     with just your "life" intact...
[02:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    Who wouldn't want a way
    to con themselves out of that?
[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    to live for yourself—
    that's lots of fun, too...
[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    Otherwise you're just being a mark...
[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    And who wants that?
[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics
    You and I, we're just corpses
[03:02] [SONG] Lyrics
    Pawns of some faceless necromancer
[03:06] [SONG] Lyrics
    From one marionette to another, I say...
[03:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    How about we cut our strings together?
[03:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Let's get dancing!
[03:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, another day dead
[03:19] [SONG] Lyrics
    Head, arms, and legs gonna
    fall off any minute now
[03:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
[03:23] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[03:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dead, dead, we're already dead
[03:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    Gonna shake off this
    mortal coil any minute now
[03:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
[03:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[03:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    I tell you, this world makes life so hard
[03:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    What can you do but dance
    the whole night through?
[03:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    Even if I collapse and my body decays
[03:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    that doesn't mean I'm rotten
    all the way down to my soul!
[03:55] sign
    Episode 12
[03:55] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
[03:56] Touka
    Huh? Where the heck am I?
[03:58] Touka
    After I used the soma drops,
    everything went black, and...
[04:04] Touka
    No freaking way!
[04:05] Touka
    This ain't the afterlife, is it?!
[04:07] Sion
    No worries there.
[04:08] Sion
    You're still alive.
[04:11] Sion
    This is the world of the Sacred Sword.
[04:14] Sion
    It's been quite some time.
[04:16] Sion
    Actually, this is our first
    meeting in a way, isn't it...
[04:21] Sion
    Touka?
[04:22] Touka
    Sion the hero?!
[04:24] Touka
    If he's here, that means I'm dead for sure!
[04:29] Touka
    What the hell?
[04:30] Touka
    You want revenge, right?
    Is that what this is about?
[04:33] Touka
    Lemme make one thing clear.
[04:34] Touka
    It's not my fault you're dead!
[04:36] Touka
    You fell into that damn trap yourself!
[04:39] Sion
    Thank you so much!
[04:42] Sion
    I've been watching this whole time.
[04:44] Sion
    Although you were made into
    the legendary hero against your will,
[04:47] Sion
    you kept Anri safe from Kyle,
[04:49] Sion
    saved the capital from danger,
[04:51] Sion
    and now you're fighting a deadly battle
    to save the people of Moaran.
[04:56] Sion
    I'm so glad you were the one
    to inherit my body.
[05:02] Sion
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[05:04] Sion
    I'm sure being awfully forward...
[05:06] Sion
    But I've been watching you for so long,
    I feel like we're friends.
[05:09] Touka
    That's not the issue...
[05:11] Touka
    Did this dude seriously
    just thank the guy who killed him?
[05:14] Touka
    He's definitely up to something!
[05:17] Touka
    Even if this is the afterlife,
    I can't let him get me!
[05:22] Sion
    Touka!
[05:24] Touka
    He's coming after me!
[05:26] Touka
    Damn it! Ain't there any way outta here?!
[05:31] Touka
    Wh-What the heck is this?
[05:34] Touka
    A paradise of thighs?!
[05:38] Sion
    Beyond the stone slab holding that mirror
[05:41] Sion
    lies the ideal world of whoever looks into it.
[05:45] Sion
    I don't know why it's here either...
[05:48] Sion
    A reward for risking your life
    for our lofty mission, perhaps.
[05:53] Sion
    But once you go through,
    there's no guarantee you'll return.
[05:57] Sion
    You won't be able to save Yuna.
[05:59] Touka
    Huh?!
[06:00] Touka
    I can't save Yuna anyway! I'm dead, man!
[06:06] Touka
    That's right...
[06:07] Touka
    I can't save Yuna now...
[06:11] Touka
    Sorry, Yuna...
[06:13] Sion
    You can still make it in time.
[06:15] Sion
    You yet live, Touka!
[06:18] Sion
    Humans are made up of three facets:
[06:18] sign
    Life Force
[06:18] sign
    Body
[06:20] Sion
    the body, the soul that dwells in the head,
[06:22] Sion
    and the life force that dwells in the heart.
[06:26] sign
    Soul
[06:26] Sion
    You die if you lose any one of them.
[06:28] Sion
    I've lost my life force,
[06:31] Sion
    but your soul still exists,
[06:34] Sion
    and both your body and life force lie
    inside the Coffin of the Living.
[06:38] Sion
    In other words,
    you just wandered here by mistake.
[06:42] Touka
    What the hell are you talking about?
[06:44] Sion
    This isn't the afterlife.
[06:46] Sion
    It's the world of the Sacred Sword.
[06:48] Sion
    It can call the souls
    of dead legendary heroes here.
[06:51] Sion
    You were wandering the boundary between life
    and death, so it brought you here as well.
[06:55] Touka
    Wait, hang on a minute!
[06:57] Touka
    I ain't a legendary—
[06:59] Sion
    Touka.
[06:59] Sion
    You've been chosen
    as the next legendary hero.
[07:05] Sion
    That night in the capital,
[07:07] Sion
    when your mana abruptly skyrocketed,
[07:09] Sion
    it fooled the Sacred Sword into
    thinking you were the next hero.
[07:13] Sion
    That's why you can use the Sacred Sword,
     even outside of my body.
[07:20] Touka
    You mean... I really am a hero?
[07:23] Touka
    I always thought my mana level
    had to be so low for a reason!
[07:29] Sion
    I told you it was a misunderstanding, right?
[07:32] Touka
    E-Even if what you're saying is true,
[07:34] Touka
    if I can't get outta here, I can't...
[07:37] Sion
    The exit is through there.
[07:40] Sion
    But if you return to the real world,
    you'll find yet harsher trials await you.
[07:45] Sion
    If you wish to stay here instead,
    I won't stop you.
[07:50] Touka
    That's not even a question.
[07:52] Touka
    Yuna and the others ain't here,
[07:55] Touka
    which means my perfect
    thighs ain't here either.
[08:00] Touka
    Besides, I promised Yuna
    I'd save her this time for sure.
[08:13] Kyle
    Shielding your whole body with
    a spell that absorbs magic, eh?
[08:17] Kyle
    Physical attacks make it through,
[08:19] Kyle
    but it'll take time to shave down his mana.
[08:23] Anri
    We're out of time!
[08:25] Anri
    The twenty-four hours will be up soon!
[08:29] Yuna
    Please, God...
[08:31] Yuna
    I'm happy to disappear.
[08:34] Yuna
    Just...
[08:36] Yuna
    Just make Touka wake up!
[08:38] Yuna
    Please!
[08:41] Touka (Sion)
    Will you let him stroke your thighs
    a hundred times while naked in stockings?
[08:44] Yuna
    I will!
[08:45] Yuna
    A hundred times! A thousand times!
[08:47] Yuna
    What?
[08:48] Touka (Sion)
    Hell yeah!
[08:50] Touka (Sion)
    That sounds like a promise to me, Yuna!
[08:53] Yuna
    Touka?!
[08:54] Anri
    Sir Touka!
[08:54] Kyle
    Touka!
[08:56] Diego
    Touka Scott!
[09:00] Diego
    Even though you're awake now,
    don't you think it's a little late to win?!
[09:04] Touka (Sion)
    Oh, I'll win!
[09:06] Touka (Sion)
    Thigh-stroking paradise awaits me
     when the battle's over!
[09:09] Touka (Sion)
    I'm winning for sure!
[09:11] Yuna
    Hang on a minute!
[09:12] Yuna
    That wasn't a real promise!
[09:14] Touka (Sion)
    Anri!
[09:14] Touka (Sion)
    Release my body from
    the Coffin of the Living!
[09:20] Touka (Sion)
    I'm gonna show you...
[09:21] Touka (Sion)
    another power of the Sacred Sword
    that the hero taught me!
[09:26] Kyle
    Another power of the Sacred Sword?
[09:29] Sion (Touka)
    Can I borrow that, Kyle?
[09:32] Diego
    When did he—
[09:35] Diego
    Who the hell are you?!
[09:38] Sion (Touka)
    I am...
[09:39] Sion (Touka)
    Sion Breydan!
[09:41] sign
    3 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
[09:48] Sion (Touka)
    All right, I believe I can fight in this body.
[09:50] Yuna
    What's going on here?
[09:52] Yuna
    How is Touka so cool now?!
[09:54] Touka (Sion)
    Sion's soul was still in the Sacred Sword.
[09:56] Touka (Sion)
    I sent it to possess my body.
[09:58] Touka (Sion)
    And what's this "Touka is cool now" garbage?!
[10:01] Touka (Sion)
    You make it sound like I wasn't cool before!
[10:03] Yuna
    I mean, I think that about sums it up.
[10:05] Touka (Sion)
    What?!
[10:06] Anri
    The hero...? Is that really you?
[10:10] Kyle
    I feel it!
[10:11] Kyle
    The comforting sensation
    of that crystal-clear mana!
[10:15] Kyle
    It's you, Sion!
[10:17] Sion (Touka)
    Kyle, I'm quite cross with you, you know.
[10:20] Kyle
    Ah, so you know the whole story?
[10:23] Kyle
    It was all just my love for you
    running out of control.
[10:27] Kyle
    Forgive me.
[10:30] Diego
    You sent the soul of the dead hero,
     Sion, to possess you?
[10:34] Diego
    Since when can the Sacred Sword
    perform necromancy?!
[10:38] Diego
    I've never heard of such a power!
[10:40] Diego
    However...
[10:41] Diego
    Fighting the legendary hero is
    the most fun thing I can imagine!
[10:49] Diego
    I-It can't be!
[10:51] Diego
    The way you're moving...
[10:52] Diego
    You're in Touka Scott's body!
[10:55] Diego
    How can you move like that?!
[10:58] Diego
    This is the true hero, Sion...
[11:00] Diego
    The champion who saved the world!
[11:03] Sion (Touka)
    Touka!
[11:06] (Flashback) Sion
    You're the only one
    who can use the Sacred Sword.
[11:09] (Flashback) Sion
    I can only offer support.
[11:11] sign
    Magic Crystal
[11:12] (Flashback) Sion
    First, I'll destroy Vertex's magic crystal.
[11:15] (Flashback) Sion
    With that gone,
[11:17] (Flashback) Sion
    Vertex won't be able to use its spell,
    or any it's absorbed, for a while.
[11:22] (Flashback) Sion
    Though obviously, it will
    restore itself quite quickly...
[11:25] (Flashback) Touka
    So I've gotta finish the job
    before it regenerates?
[11:29] (Flashback) Sion
    But at your current mana level,
[11:32] (Flashback) Sion
    you won't be able to
    penetrate Vertex's head.
[11:34] (Flashback) Touka
    Are you kidding me?!
[11:35] (Flashback) Touka
    We're out of soma drops, man!
[11:37] (Flashback) Sion
    You can shorten the blade of
    the Sacred Sword to concentrate your mana.
[11:41] (Flashback) Sion
    That should increase its penetrative power.
[11:44] Touka
    Form change...
[11:46] Touka
    Dagger!
[11:48] Diego
    I'm not finished yet!
[11:55] Diego
    My blood magic isn't tied to Vertex!
[11:59] Diego
    I'll take this chance to regenerate myself!
[12:02] Kyle
    With your shields gone, I can shred you
    with my magic as much as I need to.
[12:07] Kyle
    I've given you the time you need...
[12:09] Kyle
    Touka!
[12:10] sign
    60 seconds until Yuna and the others become devils
[12:14] Touka
    Ein Grendel!
[12:21] Diego
    Not so fast!
[12:23] Ethel
    Sorry, but my student's gonna win this.
[12:26] Ethel
    I taught him how to use one of these too.
[12:29] Ethel
    He's been so preoccupied
    with the Sacred Sword
[12:32] Ethel
    that he hasn't had his wits about him,
[12:35] Ethel
    but now that he's holding
    a weapon he's familiar with,
[12:38] Ethel
    he can focus his full attention on dodging.
[12:43] Diego
    Touka Scott!
[12:45] Diego
    Is this how you want to do this?!
[12:48] Diego
    Relying on others to nail me to the wall?
[12:51] Diego
    Is that really enough to satisfy you?!
[12:54] Diego
    Let's enjoy our battle a little bit more!
[12:59] Touka (Sion)
    Sorry, man!
[13:00] Touka (Sion)
    I never gave a damn about our battle!
[13:03] Touka (Sion)
    Saving Yuna is all I ever wanted to do!
[13:10] sign
    1 second until Yuna and the others become devils
[13:44] Diego
    That was a close one.
[13:46] Diego
    Tossing my Coffin of the Living
    into the forest was a smart move.
[13:51] Diego
    Damn...
[13:52] Diego
    Why can't I move?
[13:54] Diego
    Have I expended my soul?
[13:57] Diego
    No... it's just normal exhaustion.
[14:01] Diego
    That's right. It's not over yet...
[14:03] Diego
    Once I'm recovered,
    it'll be time for a grudge match!
[14:10] Diego
    What are you doing here?
[14:12] Diego
    Who ordered you...
[14:17] Low-Rank Devil C
    You killed Queen Adele...
[14:20] Low-Rank Devil D
    Now you'll pay!
[14:22] Diego
    Damn it! Why can't I move?!
[14:25] Diego
    Damn it!
[14:26] Diego
    This is the stupidest way to die!
[14:33] Knight A
    Incredible! The Infernal General is dead!
[14:36] Knight B
    The legendary hero slew it!
[14:38] Knights
    The hero! The hero!
[14:39] Yuna
    Touka!
[14:45] Touka (Sion)
    You're safe?
[14:46] Anri
    Yes...
[14:48] Anri
    I can see Dame Yuna too.
[14:53] Yuna
    Touka!
[14:55] Yuna
    How could you be so reckless?
[14:58] Yuna
    I thought you were really gonna die!
[15:03] Touka (Sion)
    Why the heck were you worried about me?
[15:06] Touka (Sion)
    I saved you this time, just like I promised.
[15:09] Touka (Sion)
    So keep your part of the bargain and
    let me stroke your thighs a hundred times!
[15:13] Yuna
    What? I don't remember promising you that...
[15:15] Yuna
    I've been unconscious this whole time.
[15:18] Touka (Sion)
    But when you were just a soul...
[15:20] Yuna
    You must have been hallucinating!
[15:22] Yuna
    Right, Anri? I wasn't there, was I?
[15:25] Anri
    Nope! I never saw you!
[15:27] Touka (Sion)
    Damn you, Anri! Don't toy with me!
[15:31] Touka
    The long day finally came to an end.
[15:33] Touka
    We didn't see Master
    or Anri's brother after that.
[15:37] Touka
    Then, we...
[15:38] Dott
    We're holding this party
    in the legendary hero's honor!
[15:42] Touka (Sion)
    I appreciate it,
[15:44] Touka (Sion)
    but I think I'd be more
    comfortable hanging out in my room...
[15:47] Dott
    I know what you mean.
[15:48] Dott
    Beautiful girls with luscious thighs, right?
[15:52] Dott
    The young women of my town have been
    racing to me to offer themselves...
[15:55] Dott
    as overnight companions
    to the legendary hero.
[15:58] Touka
    Overnight companions?!
[16:00] Touka (Sion)
    You freaking rock, man!
[16:02] Touka (Sion)
    You're the mayor of my heart!
[16:04] Dott
    Oh, Your Highness!
[16:06] Dott
    It was my swift work that
    ensured the safety of the town
[16:10] Dott
    and the defeat of that Infernal General.
[16:13] Marguerite
    Y-Yes... it was.
[16:15] Dott
    As a reward, I'd like the promised
    naked-in-stockings...
[16:18] Marguerite
    I'm afraid Touka offered that
    without my consent.
[16:21] Marguerite
    I never intended to honor that promise.
[16:23] Marguerite
    Isaac! Please, save me!
[16:25] Mayor/Horse/Isaac
    Naked in stockings!
[16:27] Marguerite
    You traitor!
[16:28] Yuna
    Calm down a little, would you?
[16:31] Colin
    Er... Touka, was it?
[16:33] Colin
    I came to thank you for saving me.
[16:36] Yuna
    That's right. Touka was in my body then...
[16:39] Yuna
    I can explain the whole story later,
     but the real Touka is...
[16:43] Girl A
    Mr. Hero! Come play with me soon!
[16:46] Girl B
    No way! He's gonna play with me!
[16:51] Touka (Sion)
    No need to fight, ladies!
[16:52] Touka (Sion)
    I can get to all of your thighs in one night!
[16:56] Touka (Sion)
    Y-Yuna?
[16:57] Touka (Sion)
    What's going on?
[16:59] Touka (Sion)
    What the hell? Things were
    looking good for me there!
[17:04] Yuna
    What the...
[17:05] Yuna
    Why'd I just drag Touka in here?
[17:08] Yuna
    I saw him surrounded by girls,
    and my heart went crazy...
[17:12] Yuna
    What the heck?!
[17:13] Touka (Sion)
    Is it time for the hundred strokes of your
    naked-in-stockings thighs you promised me?!
[17:18] Yuna
    You're not stroking anything!
[17:19] Yuna
    That deal was off the minute
    you summoned Mr. Hero!
[17:23] Touka (Sion)
    Huh? How come?!
[17:24] Touka (Sion)
    It's true that the hero helped me out, but...
[17:29] Touka (Sion)
    Well, fine.
[17:30] Touka (Sion)
    Real talk, having you safe
    is reward enough for me.
[17:35] Touka (Sion)
    And you got to be rescued
    by your beloved "Mr. Hero" again,
[17:38] Touka (Sion)
    so I guess it's the perfect
    ending for both of us.
[17:42] Yuna
    No. That's not it...
[17:44] Touka (Sion)
    Look, once I buff up my mana back up,
    I can summon him again,
[17:48] Touka (Sion)
    so you can tell him how you feel then.
[17:51] Yuna
    Stop running off at the mouth and listen!
[17:52] Yuna
    I know you're the one who saved me this time!
[17:56] Yuna
    And I'm really happy that
    you're the one that did!
[17:59] Touka (Sion)
    Yuna...
[18:02] Touka (Sion)
    If you're so happy,
    why renege on your promise?
[18:05] Yuna
    Darn it! Why are you like this?!
[18:09] Yuna
    F-Fine.
[18:10] Yuna
    I just have to keep my word, right?
[18:12] Yuna
    I'll make good on my promise.
[18:18] Touka
    Hey, hey, hey!
[18:19] Touka
    Is this really happening right now?!
[18:21] Touka
    I'm nervous as hell all of a sudden...
[18:23] Touka
    For real, are we finally
    gonna go all the way?!
[18:27] Yuna
    Okay... I'm ready.
[18:34] Touka (Sion)
    What's with the swimsuit?
[18:35] Yuna
    I'm embarrassed, okay?!
[18:38] Yuna
    I-If you don't like it,
    take it off yourself.
[18:43] Touka
    Take it off?!
[18:44] Touka
    She's gonna let me do that, too?!
[18:46] Yuna
    Just do it already.
[18:47] Yuna
    I'm pretty embarrassed.
[18:49] Touka (Sion)
    R-Right...
[18:51] Touka (Sion)
    No, hang on a minute.
[18:53] Touka (Sion)
    That hero guy said he was watching me.
[18:57] Touka (Sion)
    He could be right now.
[18:59] Touka (Sion)
    Better toss the Sacred Sword.
[19:02] Yuna
    He was watching?!
[19:03] Yuna
    Mr. Hero... saw me like this?!
[19:06] Yuna
    No! Mr. Hero, you perv!
[19:09] Touka (Sion)
    Yuna!
[19:10] Sion
    I'm... a perv?
[19:12] Sion
    I did accidentally catch a glimpse, but...
[19:15] Yuna
    That was close!
[19:16] Yuna
    I must've been crazy
    to let him do that to me.
[19:20] Yuna
    Seriously crazy...
[19:22] Yuna
    Whenever I'm around Touka,
    I get all flustered.
[19:24] Yuna
    My heart starts to ache,
    and my face feels hot...
[19:27] Yuna
    Wait.
[19:28] Yuna
    Can it be...
[19:29] Marguerite
    It's surely love.
[19:31] Yuna
    Y-Your Highness?!
[19:32] Marguerite
    You've fallen in love with Touka.
[19:35] Yuna
    In love? No way!
[19:37] Yuna
    That trashy, pervy jerk
    only likes me for my thighs.
[19:42] Marguerite
    Yet in spite of that, he saved you.
[19:45] Marguerite
    I feel the same way.
[19:46] Marguerite
    When I sit down and think,
    I know he's utterly unacceptable.
[19:49] Marguerite
    But in the moment he was saving me,
[19:52] Marguerite
    Touka was the legendary hero,
    without question.
[19:58] Yuna
    I'm the one who reached out to him,
[20:00] Yuna
    and I never felt like he was
    more than a little brother...
[20:03] Yuna
    that I had to keep dragging him along...
[20:09] Yuna
    What is it, Your Highness?
[20:11] Marguerite
    I'd like it if you'd call me Marguerite.
[20:15] Marguerite
    Because we're going to be rivals
    from this moment forward,
[20:18] Marguerite
    I'd like to interact as equals,
    without status being a factor.
[20:23] Marguerite
    And, of course...
[20:25] Marguerite
    because we'll continue to be
     companions in our journey.
[20:31] Yuna
    I did sorta feel like I couldn't
    get close to you before.
[20:34] Yuna
    So...
[20:37] Yuna
    Let's start things fresh, Marguerite!
[20:41] Anri
    No fair!
[20:43] Anri
    I also want Dame Marguerite...
[20:46] Anri
    No, I can't call you that!
[20:47] Anri
    I must address you as a princess!
[20:50] Marguerite
    All else aside, I need to ask if anything
    transpired between you and Touka.
[20:54] Marguerite
    As your rival, I must know!
[20:56] Yuna
    I'm not telling you that!
[20:58] Yuna
    That stuff's private!
[20:59] Anri
    Aha, I know this!
[21:01] Anri
    A hundred thigh strokes, right?
[21:02] Yuna
    Hey, Anri!
[21:05] Touka
    Right before Sion the hero disappeared,
    he told the four of us where to go next.
[21:11] Touka (Sion)
    Sheesh.
[21:13] Touka (Sion)
    We made it through one crisis,
[21:14] Touka (Sion)
    but I guess this stupid journey to
    the Gates of Hell ain't over yet.
[21:18] Sion (Touka)
    No, your destination lies elsewhere.
[21:21] Touka (Sion)
    Huh?
[21:23] Sion (Touka)
    The northern continent, home to the
    Gates of Hell, is a nest of powerful devils.
[21:27] Sion (Touka)
    It would be suicidal for you
    to head there as you are now.
[21:31] Sion (Touka)
    Touka, you first need to focus on
    increasing your mana level.
[21:36] Sion (Touka)
    Once you do, I'll be able
    to fight with you again.
[21:39] Touka (Sion)
    C'mon, I can just boost it with soma—
[21:41] Sion (Touka)
    You should be well aware by now that
    soma drops are too dangerous.
[21:46] Touka (Sion)
    But how's a guy supposed to up his mana level?
[21:51] Sion (Touka)
    I have a companion who knows
    a great deal about mana.
[21:55] Sion (Touka)
    Kyle, Dorothy. Will you
    guide Touka in my place?
[21:59] Kyle
    I'm incapable of saying no
    to you, Sion. However...
[22:03] Kyle
    is the companion you're talking about...
[22:06] Sion (Touka)
    Yes. Find the sage.
[22:09] Touka (Sion)
    The sage?
[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[22:13] Kyle
    Okay, you four.
[22:15] Kyle
    Ready to head out?
[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
[22:19] Touka (Sion)
    Yep!
[22:22] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
[22:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Come a little closer, now
[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    A seductive voice with a hint of danger
[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    See? I've already got you under my spell...
[23:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    This sweetest trap of romance
[23:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
[23:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    In this literal pit I dug!
[23:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
    away when I pursue
[23:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    Such intense romance needs a strategy
[23:22] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
    setting bait every day...
[23:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    In my honey trap
[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Honey Honey Honey Honey
[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap