# Season 1
# E1 - The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* Three years have passed since Sion*
* the legendary hero sealed the Gates of Hell.*
**[00:22] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:34] sign**
THE
**[00:35] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:35] sign**
DARY
**[00:36] sign**
HERO
**[00:36] sign**
IS
**[00:37] sign**
DEAD
**[01:52] sign**
Three Months Later
Central Continent Southeastern Village of Cheza
**[01:54] Touka**
Truly awe-inspiring...
**[01:55] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Dead?!
**[01:55] sign**
Episode 1
**[02:00] sign**
Touka Scott
Unremarkable Villager
**[02:02] Touka**
What a gorgeous radish!
**[02:04] Touka**
You really do have the perfect figure!
**[02:07] Touka**
I hereby dub you Katherine.
**[02:09] Touka**
Now, let's dress you up real nice!
**[02:15] Yuna**
Touka! What are you doing?
**[02:20] sign**
Yuna Yunis
His Childhood Friend
**[02:20] Touka**
Y-Yuna?!
**[02:22] Touka**
I-I'm just harvesting radishes!
**[02:24] Yuna**
So why are you putting a stocking on it?
**[02:27] Touka**
Upon finding a radish shaped
like the perfect thigh, any man would
**[02:31] Touka**
feel compelled to put a stocking on it!
**[02:33] Yuna**
You're the only pervert who'd do that!
**[02:36] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[02:38] Yuna**
When you're not lazing around,
you're doing gross stuff like that.
**[02:41] Yuna**
Why'd I have to be childhood friends
with someone like you?
**[02:43] Touka**
What?
**[02:44] Yuna**
The legendary hero is our age,
**[02:46] Yuna**
and he managed to save the whole world!
**[02:49] Touka**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:50] Touka**
Legendary hero this, legendary hero that.
He's all you people talk about.
**[02:53] Touka**
The Sacred Sword could've
chosen anyone, you know?
**[02:56] Touka**
Besides, his seal didn't hold up for long,
**[02:58] Touka**
and now the devils are back on the loose.
**[03:01] Yuna**
That's why he's traveling
far and wide to slay them all!
**[03:04] Touka**
Cleaning up after yourself ain't very heroic.
**[03:07] Touka**
But I don't care what happens far and wide
**[03:09] Touka**
so long as my own house
and field are safe.
**[03:14] Touka**
And you too, of course, Yuna.
**[03:17] Yuna**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[03:19] Touka**
* She might be a mean old nag,*
* but she's got perfect proportions.*
**[03:24] Touka**
*Especially those thighs!*
**[03:26] Touka**
*Those freaking luscious thighs!*
**[03:30] Yuna**
The hell are you doing?!
**[03:31] Touka**
S-Sorry, force of habit...
**[03:32] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[03:34] Yuna**
The whole world's in peril,
but that's still all you think about!
**[03:37] Yuna**
Devils could even attack here, you know?
**[03:40] Touka**
Thankfully, I'm prepared for that!
**[03:44] Touka**
Behold my brilliant trap!
**[03:45] Touka**
It'll skewer any devils that enter my field!
**[03:48] Yuna**
That's so stupid.
**[03:50] Touka**
H-Hey...
**[03:51] Touka**
Why's she always gotta take me down a peg?
**[03:58] Devil**
I love humans.
**[04:00] Devil**
I eat humans.
**[04:02] Villager E**
Ah! A devil!
**[04:03] Villager D**
It's a devil attack!
**[04:07] Yuna**
No... S-Stay back...
**[04:10] Devil**
Human. Woman. Looks tasty.
**[04:13] Touka**
Yuna!
**[04:14] Touka**
*What do I do?*
**[04:16] Touka**
*I need Yuna for my future plans.*
**[04:18] Touka**
*I've gotta rescue her somehow.*
**[04:24] Touka**
Oh, Mr. Devil!
**[04:25] Touka**
I've got some tasty meat grilling here!
**[04:28] Touka**
* Even a devil has to prefer*
* a well-browned cut of juicy pork!*
**[04:32] Touka**
*That's it! C'mon over here!*
**[04:34] Touka**
*And fall right into my brilliant trap!*
**[04:37] Devil**
Gross. I hate pork.
**[04:40] Touka**
*So pork isn't gonna do the job...*
**[04:43] Touka**
*Crap!*
**[04:44] Touka**
That expression screams,
"Why are you grilling when I'm in danger?!"
**[04:48] Touka**
*Damn it all. I'll have to step in!*
**[04:50] Sion**
Get away from her!
**[04:55] Sion**
Are you all right?
**[04:56] sign**
Sion Breydan
Legendary Hero
**[04:57] Yuna**
Th-The legendary hero!
**[04:59] Villager**
It's the legendary hero!
**[05:01] Villager F**
The legendary hero's here to save us!
**[05:03] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero! Thank you so much!
**[05:06] Sion**
I'm just glad to see you safe, Miss Yuna.
**[05:08] Yuna**
Y-You remember me?!
**[05:10] Sion**
Of course I do!
**[05:12] Sion**
It's been three whole years.
**[05:14] Sion**
Have you been well?
**[05:15] Touka**
* I forgot this jerk saved*
* Yuna three years ago too...*
**[05:19] Yuna**
I'm so delighted!
**[05:20] Yuna**
I was sure you'd forgotten me!
**[05:23] Sion**
The delight's all mine,
since I get to see you happy again.
**[05:27] Sion**
I just love your smile, you know.
**[05:30] Yuna**
Oh, Mr. Legendary Hero...
**[05:32] Touka**
*"I just love your smile," he says?!*
**[05:35] Touka**
*This piece-of-shit hero is one smooth talker!*
**[05:38] Touka**
*And Yuna's lapping it up!*
**[05:39] Touka**
Hey, Yuna! I also tried to save—
**[05:41] Yuna**
Stay out of this, scumbag.
**[05:44] Yuna**
Go back to your one-man barbecue.
**[05:46] Touka**
*What's with the total one-eighty?!*
**[05:48] Touka**
*I like you better smiling too, you know!*
**[05:50] Touka**
* After three years, Yuna was*
* finally warming up to me!*
**[05:54] Touka**
*This is all that hero's fault!*
**[05:57] Villager C**
What's that sound? Another devil?!
**[05:59] Sion**
I'm sorry.
**[06:00] Sion**
I'm afraid that's my stomach rumbling.
**[06:04] Yuna**
W-Would you like to come by my house, then?
**[06:07] Yuna**
I made a bit too much for lunch...
**[06:09] Sion**
Really?
**[06:10] Touka**
*He gets to eat Yuna's home cooking?!*
**[06:13] Touka**
*Not even I've had that!*
**[06:15] Touka**
*Now they're just rubbing it in...*
**[06:18] Sion**
Is that barbecue I smell?
**[06:21] Sion**
I just love meat! I—
**[06:29] Touka**
You gotta be kiddin' me...
**[06:30] Yuna**
No!
**[06:33] Touka**
Th-There's no way the guy
who saved the world just...
**[06:37] Touka**
Yeah, he's dead.
**[06:38] Villager B**
How can this be?!
**[06:40] Villager B**
Without the legendary hero,
we can't seal the Gates of Hell!
**[06:43] Villager A**
What a nightmare! It's the end of humanity!
**[06:46] Village Chief**
We should put Touka on trial
before His Majesty!
**[06:50] Touka**
Now hold on a minute!
**[06:51] Touka**
This was an accident.
**[06:52] Touka**
Besides, I'm the victim here.
He was trespassing to steal food.
**[06:57] Villager C**
Don't make excuses!
**[06:59] Villager B**
You can atone with your life!
**[07:00] Touka**
Ch-Chill out!
**[07:02] Touka**
Let's think about this calmly for a moment.
**[07:04] Touka**
The legendary hero died
falling into a trap...
**[07:06] Touka**
Who'd even believe that story?
**[07:09] Touka**
If a buncha villagers came
to *me* with that,
**[07:12] Touka**
I'd bet *they* were the ones who did it!
**[07:14] Villager B**
You're gonna try to pin this on us?!
**[07:17] Village Chief**
No... I'm afraid he has a point.
**[07:19] Village Chief**
No one would believe he died like this.
**[07:23] Villager B**
W-We could blame it on a devil...
**[07:25] Villager A**
Then how do we explain how *we* survived?
**[07:28] Villager B**
But what other choice do we have?
**[07:30] Touka**
Hold it.
**[07:31] Touka**
There *is* another option.
**[07:35] Touka**
Now, as far as anyone knows,
he's just missing.
**[07:37] Touka**
We had no part in it.
**[07:40] Villager B**
"No part in it," my butt...
**[07:41] Villager C**
Guess it figures that it takes
a madman to off the legendary hero.
**[07:45] Touka**
What do you want me to do?!
**[07:46] Touka**
All our asses are on the line here!
**[07:48] Touka**
We're just protecting the village.
**[07:58] Touka**
*Man, I feel great this morning.*
**[08:01] Touka**
* Hiding the legendary hero's corpse*
* must've been really therapeutic.*
**[08:05] Touka**
*I feel like a whole new man—*
**[08:09] Touka**
What's going on?
**[08:10] Touka**
I look like the legendary hero!
**[08:12] Touka**
And on his worst day, no less...
**[08:14] Touka**
Maybe I'm dreaming.
**[08:17] Yuna**
Who could it be at this early hour?
**[08:21] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero?!
**[08:23] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero, you came back to life?!
**[08:25] Touka**
W-Well, actually...
**[08:27] Touka**
*I guess I do look just like him.*
**[08:30] Touka**
*Damn it, why'd I end up with that jerk's mug?*
**[08:33] Touka**
*Hang on, she's totally into me!*
**[08:36] Touka**
*That's it! At last, I could...*
**[08:38] Touka**
Well, Yuna, I had a favor to ask you...
**[08:42] Yuna**
Will this serve your purpose,
Mr. Legendary Hero?
**[08:46] Touka**
*Th-This is...*
**[08:48] Touka**
*The power of the legendary hero!*
**[08:49] Touka**
*The power of the world's savior!*
**[08:51] Touka**
* Now I can put stockings on the luscious*
* thighs of beautiful girls the world over!*
**[08:58] Yuna**
* The legendary hero is looking at me*
* with the most piercing gaze...*
**[09:02] Yuna**
*He really is wonderful!*
**[09:04] Yuna**
*Nothing like that stupid Touka!*
**[09:05] Yuna**
*Though he does smell a little rank...*
**[09:08] Yuna**
*No, don't say that, Yuna!*
**[09:10] Yuna**
*Even if he stinks, the legendary hero...*
**[09:12] Yuna**
Stinks!
**[09:14] Yuna**
Mr. Legendary Hero,
you reek to hell and back!
**[09:16] Touka**
Calm down, Yuna!
**[09:17] Touka**
What are you—
**[09:20] Touka**
Huh?
**[09:21] Yuna**
You monster!
**[09:22] Touka**
N-No! I'm Touka!
**[09:24] Yuna**
Touka's no monster!
**[09:26] Touka**
I just woke up like this!
**[09:28] Yuna**
Oh? Prove you're Touka, then!
**[09:30] Touka**
Magical Girl Magical Yunarin.
**[09:33] Touka**
That's what you called yourself at age
twelve when you wanted to be a mage.
**[09:38] Touka**
I'm the only one in the village who knows.
**[09:40] Touka**
You even made that lame outfit
you were so proud of!
**[09:43] Touka**
It was hilarious.
**[09:44] Touka**
Huh? Yunarin?
**[09:46] Touka**
Yunari—
**[09:48] Yuna**
Fine, we've established that you're Touka.
**[09:51] Yuna**
So, how did you turn into the legendary hero?
**[09:53] Touka**
No idea. I wish I knew.
**[09:56] Touka**
Seems like my soul got swapped
into his buried corpse,
**[10:02] Touka**
so it must be magic at work.
**[10:06] Anri**
So you recognized my necromancy!
**[10:07] Anri**
As expected of the man
who killed Sion the hero!
**[10:10] Touka**
Who's there?!
**[10:12] Yuna**
It's coming from your field.
**[10:16] Anri**
It's about time!
**[10:17] Anri**
I'm Anri Haysworth the necromancer!
**[10:21] sign**
Anri Haysworth
Necromancer
**[10:21] Anri**
The one who made you Sion the hero!
**[10:28] Touka**
And why did you do that, huh?!
**[10:30] Yuna**
You're still going?!
**[10:31] Anri**
W-Well... I...
**[10:34] Anri**
B-Before I answer, could you please help me?
**[10:39] Anri**
That was a close call!
**[10:43] Anri**
I was dying to see how you'd react when you
woke up looking like the legendary hero...
**[10:50] Anri**
To think you'd anticipate
my actions and set a trap!
**[10:54] Touka**
Sounds like you just screwed up to me!
**[10:56] Touka**
I know jack about necromancers,
**[10:58] Touka**
but I got better things to do
than entertain a child's prank.
**[11:01] Touka**
So go on. Turn me back.
**[11:02] Anri**
This is no prank!
**[11:04] Anri**
You must now save the world
as the legendary hero!
**[11:08] Sion**
What?
**[11:09] Anri**
When I was traveling with
Sion the hero, I made him a promise...
**[11:13] (Flashback) Sion**
If it ever seems my death is imminent,
**[11:16] (Flashback) Sion**
I want you to use your power
to bequeath my body to another.
**[11:20] (Flashback) Sion**
Someone you believe can save the world.
**[11:24] Anri**
Not only did you kill Sion,
you nearly managed to get me too!
**[11:28] Anri**
Someone of your prowess
can surely save the world!
**[11:32] Touka**
You both just fell in, damn it!
**[11:35] Yuna**
Okay, I get it now.
**[11:37] Yuna**
In that case...
**[11:39] Yuna**
I'm coming with!
**[11:40] Touka**
You sure packed fast!
**[11:42] Yuna**
I've always wanted to go on an adventure.
**[11:45] Yuna**
I've got to repay the legendary
hero for saving me...
**[11:48] Yuna**
And you've got to make up for what you did!
**[11:51] Touka**
Sounds dumb. Pass.
**[11:53] Anri**
Oh? You'd rather be punished
for killing the hero instead?
**[11:59] Anri**
Then I'll put you to death, here and now!
**[12:01] Touka**
I-I'm still in the hero's body.
**[12:04] Touka**
A li'l punk like you can't—
**[12:05] Anri**
Your original body is still your true form.
**[12:10] Anri**
This is the Coffin of the Living,
an ancient magic artifact.
**[12:13] Anri**
Your original body is sealed within.
**[12:16] Anri**
The moment I destroy it,
**[12:19] Anri**
your consciousness will expire.
**[12:23] Touka**
I see.
**[12:25] Touka**
If that's how you wanna play...
**[12:28] Touka**
Please, let me save the world.
**[12:30] Anri**
Very good!
**[12:32] sign**
Bellun
**[12:33] Yuna**
Wow! What a bustling town!
**[12:35] Anri**
Bellun is the largest city in the region.
**[12:38] Anri**
We'll prepare for our journey here.
**[12:41] Touka**
You can prepare all you want.
**[12:43] Touka**
I'm still not psychologically ready.
**[12:45] Yuna**
Man up and face facts already, would you?
**[12:48] Touka**
Ha! I can't change my emotions
on a whim like you do.
**[12:52] Touka**
Acting like some tourist right
after your beloved hero died...
**[12:56] Touka**
Talk about heartless.
**[12:58] Yuna**
I'm still totally sad about that!
**[13:00] Yuna**
But the legendary hero said he loved my smile,
**[13:04] Yuna**
so I can't stay down in the dumps forever.
**[13:06] Touka**
Huh, you don't say.
**[13:09] Touka**
Meanwhile, I'll be smile-free until
this whole stupid journey's over.
**[13:13] Girl A**
Look! It's the legendary hero!
**[13:15] Girl B**
What a dreamboat!
**[13:17] Girl C**
He's so handsome!
**[13:19] Touka**
This body freaking rocks!
**[13:23] Yuna**
Look at these cute wands!
**[13:25] Yuna**
I kinda want one.
**[13:27] Shopkeep**
As I'd expect of the hero's companion,
you have a discerning eye.
**[13:30] Shopkeep**
That's our best magic catalyst.
**[13:34] Yuna**
Really?
**[13:35] Touka**
You can't even use magic.
**[13:37] Yuna**
So what? I can get the look down first.
**[13:40] Touka**
If you insist.
**[13:41] Touka**
I'll buy it for you as a gift.
**[13:43] Yuna**
Touka...
**[13:44] Touka**
Shopkeep, how much for the wand?
**[13:46] Shopkeep**
Ten million kruks.
**[13:49] Touka**
W-Wow, only ten million?
**[13:52] Touka**
Anri, how much does the hero's party have?
**[13:54] Anri**
Not that much, for sure.
**[13:58] Touka**
Would you two mind waiting outside?
**[14:03] Touka**
He gave it to me for a thousand.
**[14:05] Anri & Yuna**
What?!
**[14:06] Anri**
How'd you manage that?
**[14:07] Touka**
With charisma that exceeds
the legendary hero's.
**[14:10] Yuna**
This is all we have, and it won't buy
much more than a room for the night.
**[14:15] Touka**
What gives, Anri?
**[14:16] Touka**
Didn't the king pay you
a reward three years ago?
**[14:20] Anri**
Nope.
**[14:21] Anri**
I've never even met the king.
**[14:23] Touka**
Huh? How come?
**[14:25] Yuna**
Is that because necromancy
is taboo or something?
**[14:29] Anri**
Y-Yes...
**[14:30] Yuna**
I thought so.
**[14:31] Touka**
What's a taboo?
**[14:33] Yuna**
A kind of magic that's illegal to even use.
**[14:36] Yuna**
If it gets out that she's a taboo-caster,
**[14:39] Yuna**
she could be executed for it.
**[14:41] Anri**
Indeed.
**[14:42] Anri**
Only our party at the time knows I was
a part of what happened three years ago.
**[14:48] Anri**
Even at your village, I simply watched
from afar so as not to make trouble.
**[14:53] Yuna**
What will we do for our
upcoming journey, then?
**[14:55] Touka**
Leave it to my charisma.
**[15:03] Touka**
Our meal's on the house!
**[15:05] Yuna**
No way!
**[15:06] Touka**
Man, I'm thinking we can do this
without any money at all!
**[15:09] Anri**
That's the man who defeated the hero for you!
**[15:11] Yuna**
You want us to keep relying
on people's goodwill?
**[15:14] Yuna**
We'll be leeches on society!
**[15:16] Anri**
Yes, indeed. That's very true!
**[15:18] Touka**
Then what are we supposed to do?
**[15:19] Yuna**
Let's look for work at the adventurers' guild.
**[15:23] Touka**
You want to take honest work?
**[15:25] Touka**
Well, I think that's a terrible—
**[15:27] Girl C**
Mr. Legendary Hero!
**[15:30] Touka**
*Older ladies with luscious thighs!*
**[15:32] Girl C**
Want to come by and *sample our wares*?
**[15:35] Girl D**
You kind of stink, though,
Mr. Legendary Hero...
**[15:37] Touka**
N-Not many chances to
wash up on a long journey!
**[15:42] Girl C**
Oh! Why don't you clean up with us, then?
**[15:45] Girl D**
You know, I've never met the real hero,
**[15:48] Girl D**
and I hear there've been lots
of impostors lately.
**[15:52] Girl C**
Why don't we ask my bodyguard about it?
**[15:55] Girl C**
He said he fought
alongside him once, after all!
**[15:59] Bodyguard**
He does look like the real deal.
**[16:02] Bodyguard**
I'm honored to meet you again!
**[16:05] Bodyguard**
Do you remember the promise
you made me that day?
**[16:07] Touka**
Promise?
**[16:08] Bodyguard**
I requested a proper duel.
**[16:11] Bodyguard**
I'm willing to die here if I have to.
**[16:13] Touka**
*Can't say I feel the same, personally!*
**[16:16] Girl C**
Go, Mr. Legendary Hero!
**[16:18] Girl D**
Win, and we can all take a bath together!
**[16:20] Touka**
*There's no plausible way I can win...*
**[16:23] Touka**
*Wait, the hero has the Sacred Sword!*
**[16:26] Touka**
*With this, there's no way I can lose!*
**[16:29] Touka**
I'll end this in a minute flat.
**[16:34] Touka**
*I'm so limber in this body!*
**[16:36] Touka**
*I'll show you what the hero can really do!*
**[16:40] Touka & Bodyguard**
Huh?
**[16:43] Touka**
My eye! My eye!
**[16:45] Touka**
*Why'd the Sacred Sword bend like that?!*
**[16:49] Bodyguard**
He's a fake!
**[16:50] Bodyguard**
The legendary hero's nowhere near that weak!
**[16:53] Girl D**
I knew something smelled about this.
**[16:58] sign**
Adventurers' Guild
**[16:59] Yuna**
Honestly!
**[17:00] Yuna**
Where'd that stupid Touka run off to?
**[17:03] Anri**
Miss Yuna! What about this job?
**[17:06] Yuna**
Eliminating devils? And each one's worth...
**[17:08] Yuna**
Three hundred thousand?!
**[17:10] Yuna**
We can slay devils *and* earn money!
**[17:12] Yuna**
Two birds with one stone!
**[17:15] Anri**
Now shower me with praise!
**[17:17] Yuna**
Of course! What a smart girl!
**[17:19] Kyle**
Anri? Is that you?
**[17:22] Yuna**
Who's that?
**[17:23] Yuna**
Someone you know?
**[17:24] Kyle**
I'm Kyle.
**[17:24] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero
**[17:26] Kyle**
I worked with Anri to save the world.
**[17:29] Yuna**
*The* Kyle? The scion of one of the continent's
most prestigious families
**[17:32] Yuna**
who made a name for himself as
the legendary hero's right-hand man?
**[17:38] Kyle**
I'm sure you're intimidated
by my noble status,
**[17:42] Kyle**
but feel free to treat me like anyone else.
**[17:44] Anri**
What brings you
to a place like this, Sir Kyle?
**[17:48] Kyle**
I've been trying to track sightings of Sion.
**[17:51] Kyle**
But I suppose you know where he is, right?
**[17:55] Anri**
The legendary hero...
**[17:56] Anri**
is dead.
**[17:59] Shopkeep**
Return my ten-million-kruk wand!
**[18:01] Citizen A**
Pay up, you damn fake!
**[18:03] Touka**
Take a close look!
I'm really the legendary hero!
**[18:06] Citizen B**
The hero doesn't look
that sickly or smell that bad!
**[18:09] Citizen C**
Yeah, he's right!
**[18:09] Touka**
Well, see, there was this curse, and...
**[18:12] Touka**
*Stupid Anri!*
**[18:14] Touka**
* You said my mana would automatically*
* restore my zombified body!*
**[18:18] Touka**
*But I'm obviously rotting!*
**[18:21] Touka**
Plus, I've got the Sacred—
**[18:24] Lord**
Replicas I've confiscated
from impostors like you.
**[18:29] Lord**
To discourage further copycats, we should
make an example of you with a life sentence.
**[18:34] Lord**
Maybe a death sentence would be more apt.
**[18:35] Touka**
Hell no, it wouldn't!
**[18:37] Kyle**
I implore you to wait.
**[18:39] Girl E**
Lord Kyle?!
**[18:41] Girl F**
The legendary hero's companion?
**[18:42] Lord**
Well, well! Lord Kyle!
**[18:44] Lord**
What brings you here?
**[18:45] Kyle**
I have business with an old friend.
**[18:47] Kyle**
He's the real deal. I'd like him released.
**[18:50] Lord**
Please, my lord. His appearance and
behavior suggest quite the contrary...
**[18:55] Kyle**
Shall I show you the proof?
**[18:59] Touka**
You saved me!
**[19:01] Kyle**
Anri filled me in on the situation.
**[19:02] Kyle**
Hold the Sacred Sword
and visualize a giant blade.
**[19:06] Touka**
*A giant blade?*
**[19:11] Touka**
What the hell?!
**[19:12] Bodyguard**
That's the true Sacred Sword!
**[19:15] Bodyguard**
When we fought together, his sword
would swell to massive proportions
**[19:18] Bodyguard**
and he'd nail the devils all at once!
**[19:20] Person**
I've seen it too!
**[19:20] Lord**
That means this man is the real—
**[19:21] Person 2**
Me too!
**[19:24] Villager 1**
It's drooping.
**[19:24] Villager 2**
It wasn't bendy when I saw him fight...
**[19:25] Touka**
What now?
**[19:27] Villager 3**
Maybe he *is* a fake?
**[19:27] Kyle**
*What the hell is that?*
**[19:29] Lord**
It seems that he is a fake, after—
**[19:31] Yuna**
Hold it right there!
**[19:33] Yuna**
If he slays more devils
on this quest than anyone,
**[19:36] Yuna**
that'll prove it, right?
**[19:38] Touka**
Wait, hang on. That seems kinda—
**[19:40] Crowd**
Yeah!
**[19:42] Lord**
Interesting.
**[19:44] Lord**
Let us have him prove himself, then.
**[19:48] Touka**
Over twenty devils have been sighted?!
**[19:51] Touka**
I don't stand a damn chance!
**[19:52] Yuna**
What do you want from me?!
**[19:54] Yuna**
This was the only way
to get them off your back!
**[19:57] Anri**
Sir Touka, all journeys contain trials.
**[20:00] Touka**
And also,
**[20:02] Touka**
I wanna know why I'm rotting
and my sword went flaccid.
**[20:06] Anri**
I see.
**[20:07] Anri**
The chosen one's mana determines
the Sacred Sword's strength.
**[20:11] Anri**
You'll also require mana
to maintain that zombie body.
**[20:14] Anri**
This leads me to one conclusion...
**[20:17] Anri**
You have a miserably limited amount of mana.
**[20:21] Touka**
But I'm in the legendary hero's body now!
**[20:23] Anri**
Nay, mana derives from the spirit.
**[20:26] Yuna**
That makes sense.
**[20:27] Yuna**
Touka's worthless soul
means he has piddly mana.
**[20:31] Anri**
I was careless...
**[20:32] Anri**
I assumed the man who slew the hero
would have plenty of mana!
**[20:36] Touka**
M-Maybe it went flaccid
because I'm *too* awesome!
**[20:40] Anri**
In that case...
**[20:41] Anri**
This is a magic crystal.
**[20:43] Anri**
They're typically used in spellcasting,
**[20:46] Anri**
but if you grip one tightly,
**[20:48] Anri**
it will shine according to the holder's mana.
**[20:52] Kyle**
That light suggests
the highest possible level.
**[20:55] Touka**
Hand it over.
**[21:01] Touka**
I don't think it's working.
**[21:02] Kyle**
No...
**[21:03] Kyle**
There's a faint light in the center.
**[21:05] Yuna**
Sad.
**[21:06] Anri**
Very well...
**[21:07] Anri**
Sir Touka has a mana level of 1,
akin to a baby's.
**[21:11] Yuna**
What about mine?!
**[21:13] Anri**
Yours is level 2, akin to a child's.
**[21:16] Yuna**
No way!
**[21:17] Kyle**
This is a rather grave turn of events.
**[21:20] Kyle**
It's bad enough to be a poor combatant,
**[21:21] Kyle**
but at this rate, you'll just keep rotting
until you're a mere skeleton.
**[21:25] Kyle**
Thus, I propose...
**[21:26] Kyle**
Why not let me play
the legendary hero instead?
**[21:29] Touka**
That's a great idea!
**[21:32] Touka**
Then I can go back to my body!
**[21:34] Yuna**
He'd be a million times
better at it than Touka!
**[21:36] Anri**
No!
**[21:37] Anri**
I won't accept Sir Kyle
as the legendary hero.
**[21:40] Touka**
But shouldn't the job go to
the guy who wants it?
**[21:44] Kyle**
You're still angry about three years ago?
**[21:47] Yuna**
Did something happen back then?
**[21:49] Anri**
No. That is unrelated.
**[21:51] Anri**
The legendary hero's successor must be
capable of saving the world.
**[21:55] Anri**
One of you managed to slay him.
**[21:56] Anri**
The other could never best him.
**[21:59] Anri**
If I must gamble, I choose the former.
**[22:00] Touka**
Seriously, it was an accident!
**[22:02] Kyle**
In that case...
**[22:04] Kyle**
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
**[22:08] Touka**
Huh?!
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Impostor
# E2 - The Legendary Hero Impostor
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2E733/the-legendary-hero-impostor)
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**[00:00] Kyle**
In that case...
**[00:02] Kyle**
If I slay him now, will you accept me then?
**[00:07] Touka**
Huh?!
**[00:10] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:22] sign**
THE
**[00:23] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:23] sign**
DARY
**[00:24] sign**
HERO
**[00:24] sign**
IS
**[00:25] sign**
DEAD
**[01:38] sign**
Episode 2
**[01:38] sign**
The Legendary Hero Impostor
**[01:39] Touka**
Slay me?
**[01:40] Touka**
I'm already a zombie!
**[01:42] Kyle**
There are two ways I can end you.
**[01:44] Kyle**
First, use a mana-infused attack to destroy
your head, where your astral form dwells.
**[01:50] Kyle**
Second, destroy your original physical form.
**[01:53] Touka**
None of this makes any sense.
**[01:55] Touka**
Hey, Anri! I'm throwing in the towel.
**[01:57] Touka**
Give him the legendary hero's body.
**[02:00] Touka**
Anri!
**[02:03] Kyle**
Forget it. It was just a joke.
**[02:06] Kyle**
I thought a little act like that
might get Anri to give in,
**[02:10] Kyle**
but her stubbornness is truly unrivaled.
**[02:12] Kyle**
You leave me no choice.
**[02:14] Kyle**
I'll fight in your place
on the quest tomorrow.
**[02:16] Touka**
You mean it? Thanks, man!
**[02:19] Touka**
You're way more understanding
than *someone* here!
**[02:22] Kyle**
Don't be rude, now.
**[02:25] Kyle**
Anri and I remain united
in our desire to save the world.
**[02:29] Touka**
Kyle...
**[02:29] Yuna**
Lord Kyle!
**[02:31] Touka**
Boy, what a nice guy.
**[02:34] Touka**
The journey ahead will be a breeze.
**[02:38] Touka**
Is that what I'm supposed to think?!
**[02:40] Touka**
* That snotty brat didn't*
* even try to back me up!*
**[02:43] Touka**
* If I don't do something,*
* I'll still wind up dead!*
**[02:47] Touka**
*I'll just have to take back my body.*
**[02:59] Touka**
* I'll get my body back, and then I just gotta*
* find a way to return to normal!*
**[03:07] Touka**
*C-Calm down, man!*
**[03:08] Touka**
*Now's not the time to get distracted by* those*!*
**[03:11] Touka**
*Focus, man! Focus!*
**[03:17] Touka**
* Yup, nothing makes thighs*
* look their best like stockings!*
**[03:21] Touka**
*That's one job well done.*
**[03:23] Touka**
*I'll have sweet dreams tonight.*
**[03:26] Touka**
*Wait, dumbass!*
**[03:28] Touka**
*You're here to get your body!*
**[03:33] Touka**
A burglar? Probably not...
**[03:38] Touka**
*Kyle?*
**[03:39] Touka**
*Is he gonna go after Yuna in her sleep?!*
**[03:43] Touka**
*No, the other one?!*
**[03:44] Touka**
*He's into little girls?!*
**[03:46] Touka**
*Damn, no wonder he can't be the hero!*
**[03:52] Touka**
*What's he want with the necklace?*
**[03:56] Touka**
*No way...*
**[03:58] Touka**
*He wants to kill me after all?!*
**[04:05] Kyle**
A trap, eh?
**[04:09] Yuna**
Wh-What was that?!
**[04:12] Anri**
The protection spell I cast
on the Coffin of the Living activated.
**[04:16] Anri**
Someone must have tried to take it.
**[04:19] Anri**
The culprit can't have gotten far.
**[04:21] Yuna**
Wait.
**[04:22] Yuna**
There's no need for an emergency search.
**[04:25] Touka**
*Why does Kyle want me dead?*
**[04:29] Touka**
*Does he want the hero's body that badly?*
**[04:32] Touka**
*He's not gonna let it go...*
**[04:34] Touka**
*I have to figure out a way through this!*
**[04:39] Touka**
Hey, Yuna. What's up?
**[04:41] Yuna**
I think you know *exactly* what's up.
**[04:43] Touka**
*Crap. I forgot...*
**[04:45] Yuna**
Die, asshole! Pervert!
**[04:49] Captain**
We shall henceforth embark on the devil hunt!
**[04:53] Crowd**
Yeah!
**[04:57] Kyle**
Touka... What happened to your face?
**[05:00] Touka**
I was worried about Yuna catching a cold,
**[05:02] Touka**
so I snuck into her room and put
stockings on her, but got caught.
**[05:06] Touka**
But after I did that, someone apparently
tried to steal Anri's necklace.
**[05:10] Touka**
She thought it was me, hence the beating.
**[05:13] Kyle**
I think messing with a sleeping woman
is reason enough for the beating...
**[05:19] Kyle**
Did you catch any sign of the necklace thief?
**[05:22] Touka**
Nah, I left right after
the whole stockings thing.
**[05:25] Kyle**
I see.
**[05:26] Kyle**
Once the hunt is over,
I'll help you find the culprit.
**[05:29] Touka**
Thanks a bunch, man!
**[05:31] Touka**
*Help me find the culprit?!
*You're *the culprit, asshole!*
**[05:34] Touka**
* Still, his behavior suggests*
* he didn't notice me last night.*
**[05:39] Touka**
* If he can't get at the necklace,*
* he'll likely target me next.*
**[05:43] Touka**
*The only question is when.*
**[05:46] Touka**
* At the very least, he won't*
* attack while anyone's watching.*
**[05:49] Touka**
*If he wants the hero's body for himself,*
**[05:51] Touka**
* he won't want it to get out*
* that he murdered me.*
**[05:54] Touka**
* So as long as I'm never*
* alone with him, I'm safe!*
**[05:58] Touka**
* And if I explain things to Yuna*
* and Anri after this hunt,*
**[06:02] Touka**
*he'll never get another chance at my head.*
**[06:04] Touka**
* I'll keep an eye on the necklace,*
* too, just to be safe.*
**[06:07] Touka**
Hey, Anri.
**[06:09] Anri**
How might I help you, Sir Touka?
**[06:12] Touka**
Stick close, okay?
**[06:17] Anri**
V-Very well.
**[06:22] Touka**
This is the devils' lair?
**[06:24] Yuna**
I-I'm nervous all of a sudden...
**[06:29] Belarco**
I'd like us to split up now.
**[06:32] sign**
Belarco
Spearman
**[06:32] Belarco**
I intend to unmask that impostor hero.
**[06:37] Touka**
The guy who goes off on his own
always dies first at times like this.
**[06:41] Kyle**
Not necessarily.
**[06:42] Touka**
Huh?
**[06:43] Kyle**
That's Twin-Spear Belarco,
**[06:45] Kyle**
said to have slain over a hundred
devils in the battle three years ago.
**[06:49] Touka**
A hundred?!
**[06:50] Touka**
Seriously? That means he's gonna beat us—
**[06:57] Pidon**
Hells yeah! Feasting time!
**[06:59] Pidon**
Who do I sink my teeth into first?
**[07:01] Pidon**
Aw, now don't go dying just yet!
**[07:03] Pidon**
Pidon likes his food still squirming!
**[07:06] Touka**
I thought that guy's slain a hundred devils!
**[07:10] Kyle**
The black head indicates a mid-ranked devil.
**[07:13] Kyle**
Be careful.
**[07:14] Kyle**
Its kind uses magic, too.
**[07:17] Touka**
It disappeared?!
**[07:20] Hunt Team A**
What's going on?
**[07:21] Hunt Team B**
We can't beat this thing!
**[07:23] Hunt Team B**
We're all gonna die!
**[07:24] Hunt Team**
Run!
**[07:25] Hunt Team**
Damn! We're done for!
**[07:29] Yuna**
Hey! Touka's running, too!
**[07:31] Touka**
Yuna, Anri! Make a break for it, too!
**[07:35] Pidon**
Aw, I speared his heart!
**[07:38] Pidon**
My bad!
**[07:39] Pidon**
They're way less tasty dead!
**[07:41] Yuna**
No way... Touka?
**[07:43] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[07:46] Pidon**
But there's plenty more feast
where that came from!
**[07:49] Yuna**
It disappeared again!
**[07:53] Touka**
Look up, guys!
**[07:54] Yuna**
He's standing on a magic circle?!
**[07:58] Kyle**
I see. So that's how you perform
that dive-bomb maneuver.
**[08:03] Pidon**
You've figured out the trick,
but you still can't stop me!
**[08:07] Kyle**
Oh, I most certainly can.
**[08:09] Kyle**
Ein Astres!
**[08:12] Pidon**
Huh?
**[08:16] Kyle**
Slice to pieces!
**[08:23] Yuna**
Oh, wow! What a spell!
**[08:26] Yuna**
You're amazing, Lord Kyle!
**[08:27] Yuna**
What are you doing now?
**[08:29] Kyle**
Retrieving the proof that we slayed a devil.
**[08:32] Kyle**
Its heart.
**[08:36] Yuna**
A m-magic crystal?
**[08:38] Kyle**
Yeah, that's right.
**[08:40] Kyle**
Magic crystals are devil hearts, you see.
**[08:43] Yuna**
Really?
**[08:45] Yuna**
This pattern...
**[08:46] Kyle**
It's diabolic script. An incantation.
**[08:49] Kyle**
Recite it to yourself after
the activation word "Ein,"
**[08:54] Kyle**
and you can use the same spell the devil did.
**[08:57] Yuna**
It's that easy?!
**[08:58] Kyle**
Yeah, though the effect
is limited by your mana.
**[09:01] Anri**
This one's "Ocupethe."
**[09:03] Yuna**
So this would let me use magic?
**[09:06] Kyle**
Why not keep it as a souvenir?
**[09:08] Kyle**
I have no need of it.
**[09:09] Yuna**
Are you sure?
**[09:10] Touka**
Hang on a minute!
**[09:12] Touka**
I'm the one who saw through
the trick and scored us a win.
**[09:15] Touka**
How about a little gratitude?
**[09:16] Yuna**
You're going to brag after running away?
**[09:19] Hunt Team C**
Mr. Legendary Hero! Please save us!
**[09:22] Touka**
Huh?
**[09:28] Devil A**
Save the little ones for later.
**[09:30] Devil A**
Finish the legendary hero.
**[09:32] Touka**
Why were there devils in the woods?!
**[09:34] Kyle**
Did they just happen to be out,
**[09:36] Kyle**
or did they know we were coming?
**[09:38] Kyle**
Either way, their numbers pose a problem.
**[09:41] Touka**
Damn it. In that case...
**[09:44] Touka**
Time to beat it!
**[09:45] Yuna**
You wanna run?!
**[09:46] Yuna**
That fortress is their lair!
**[09:48] Touka**
You saw how many of them are out there!
**[09:51] Touka**
I'm sure there's nobody left inside!
**[09:53] Kyle**
And luring them into the narrow halls
will keep them from overwhelming us?
**[09:57] Anri**
Of course! That's the strategist
who surpassed the legendary hero for you!
**[10:02] Devil B**
Welcome, humans...
**[10:04] Devil B**
to our dining hall!
**[10:06] Touka**
Wait, what? Why're there devils here, too?
**[10:09] Yuna**
We're between a rock and a hard place!
**[10:12] Kyle**
There's certainly more of them
than I expected.
**[10:16] Touka**
We're gonna get eaten, just like these guys!
**[10:18] Touka**
Right down to our bones!
**[10:20] Anri**
Even so, we do outnumber them.
**[10:23] Touka**
Retreating into fantasy, huh?
**[10:25] Touka**
I get the appeal.
**[10:26] Touka**
I bet I'll awaken my latent superpowers
and become invincible any minute now, too!
**[10:31] Anri**
Forgive me. I fear I must
desecrate your deaths.
**[10:36] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[10:39] Anri**
Upon Sir Touka I used possession necromancy.
**[10:42] Anri**
But this is another type...
**[10:45] Yuna**
The skeletons...
**[10:46] Anri**
Remote necromancy!
**[10:49] Anri**
My servants.
**[10:50] Anri**
Annihilate these devils!
**[10:55] Touka**
Hey. They're super weak.
**[10:57] Anri**
Worry not.
**[10:58] Anri**
Ein Grendel!
**[11:03] Touka**
Hey, now they're tougher!
**[11:05] Kyle**
That's a physical enhancement spell.
**[11:07] Kyle**
Anri's connected herself to
the skeletons with threads of mana.
**[11:11] Kyle**
Any spell she casts will travel through
them to the skeletons simultaneously.
**[11:17] Kyle**
But it expends a lot of mana at once.
**[11:19] Kyle**
We need to back her up!
**[11:22] Touka**
Hey, you said I wouldn't have to fight!
**[11:24] Yuna**
It's okay. It's okay...
**[11:27] Touka**
* Besides, it's not like we've*
* really fought devils before!*
**[11:31] Touka**
Wuh?
**[11:32] Touka**
*Frickin' hell! My arm!*
**[11:36] Touka**
Not good!
**[11:36] Touka**
Yuna, dodge!
**[11:39] Touka**
*No! Yuna is...*
**[11:43] Yuna**
Eek! What happened?!
**[11:46] Touka**
*It only dissolved her clothes?!*
**[11:49] Devil C**
I like naked ladies.
**[11:51] Touka**
*That devil knows what's up!*
**[11:54] Yuna**
No!
**[11:54] Touka**
Hey! Yuna!
**[11:56] Touka**
*Damn it! We can't afford to get separated!*
**[11:59] Touka**
*Is it safe to take my eyes off of Kyle?*
**[12:02] Touka**
*No! My priority is Yuna right now!*
**[12:05] Touka**
*For more reasons than one!*
**[12:09] Yuna**
Why did this have to happen to me?
**[12:12] Yuna**
One look at those devils
and I totally lost my nerve.
**[12:14] Yuna**
I'm even worse than Touka.
**[12:16] Touka**
You called?
**[12:17] Touka**
Hold it! I'm not a devil!
**[12:19] Yuna**
Don't look!
**[12:21] Touka**
I was worried this might happen,
**[12:23] Touka**
so I brought a spare outfit...
**[12:25] Yuna**
You mean it?
**[12:26] Touka**
This "spare outfit" is a swimsuit!
**[12:28] Touka**
Would you rather wear my jacket,
which stinks of the grave?
**[12:31] Yuna**
Not in a million years!
**[12:32] Devil C**
Where's the naked lady?
**[12:35] Yuna**
I-It's coming... What do we do?
**[12:38] Touka**
Form change...
**[12:40] Touka**
Whip!
**[12:41] Yuna**
It can do more than get bigger?
**[12:43] Touka**
It seems it can take
any simple shape I imagine.
**[12:48] Touka**
It's always limp when I hold it, though.
**[12:51] Touka**
Our lives were on the line here,
so I did a little advance prep.
**[12:54] Touka**
So please find your strength
and join the fight with me.
**[12:57] Touka**
You beat the crap out of me
all the time, remember?
**[13:00] Touka**
So what chance does a devil have?
**[13:02] Yuna**
*Stupid Touka thinks he can lecture me, huh?*
**[13:06] Devil C**
Found you.
**[13:10] Devil C**
This is too saggy to—
**[13:14] Touka**
The Sacred Sword hardens up
again when I'm not holding it,
**[13:17] Touka**
though the elongation lowers its toughness
**[13:20] Touka**
and it reverts to normal after enough time passes.
**[13:22] Touka**
Yuna! Now's our chance!
**[13:24] Devil C**
I wanna dissolve the lady's clothes.
**[13:26] Devil C**
I wanna see her naked in stockings!
**[13:30] Touka**
*Naked in stockings?!*
**[13:32] Touka**
*Oh, man, this guy gets it.*
**[13:34] Touka**
*A true man of culture!*
**[13:35] Touka**
Yuna, don't hurt him!
**[13:37] Touka**
This devil is our ally!
**[13:40] Yuna**
Ally, my ass!
**[13:42] Yuna**
Naked in stockings over my dead body!
**[13:44] Yuna**
Ein Ocupethe!
**[13:49] Yuna**
Every single one of you...
**[13:51] Yuna**
is my enemy!
**[13:54] Yuna**
I did it!
**[13:55] Yuna**
I really did it!
**[13:56] Yuna**
I beat a devil!
**[13:59] Touka**
Impossible...
**[14:00] Touka**
The naked-in-stockings pledge...
**[14:02] Yuna**
Say, devils aren't so tough after all!
**[14:04] Yuna**
Or maybe I'm a natural with this magic stuff!
**[14:12] Kyle**
At last, the hour has come.
**[14:14] Kyle**
Now, Touka, it's time for you to die.
**[14:17] Touka**
Yuna! Hey, Yuna!
**[14:19] Kyle**
Don't worry. She's just unconscious.
**[14:22] Kyle**
I'm no fan of harming women.
**[14:27] Touka**
The dude who tried to kill me last night
is gonna put on the nice-guy act?
**[14:31] Kyle**
Oh? You knew it was me?
**[14:38] Kyle**
You have no chance.
**[14:39] Kyle**
I'm a champion who fought
alongside the legendary hero.
**[14:43] Kyle**
That's right.
**[14:44] Kyle**
I'm part of the hero's party.
**[14:46] Kyle**
And that's all I've ever been...
**[14:48] Kyle**
Never the legendary hero.
**[14:51] Kyle**
Talent, beauty, nobility...
I was born with it all.
**[14:56] Kyle**
They said divine blood
flowed through my veins.
**[14:59] Kyle**
*I* should have been chosen
by the Sacred Sword.
**[15:03] Kyle**
Had the one perfect being
who surpasses even me...
**[15:06] Kyle**
Had Sion not appeared!
**[15:10] Kyle**
And so, when Anri joined the party,
I made up my mind.
**[15:13] Kyle**
If there were heights I couldn't
reach in my current body,
**[15:16] Kyle**
I'd have to *become* Sion!
**[15:20] Kyle**
It was easy to fool Anri.
**[15:23] Kyle**
I used her necromancy to
take over various devils
**[15:25] Kyle**
and attacked Sion time and again!
**[15:28] Kyle**
Yet I failed at every turn.
**[15:31] Kyle**
But at last! At last...
**[15:33] Kyle**
I can become the perfect being!
**[15:36] Touka**
I get it now.
**[15:38] Touka**
You're an absolute madman,
**[15:40] Touka**
so obsessed with the legendary hero
that you want to become him!
**[15:45] Kyle**
The hero's body is wasted in the hands
of a worthless piece of trash like you.
**[15:50] Kyle**
Indeed, behold!
**[15:51] Kyle**
You can't lift a finger, or a leg, to stop me!
**[15:55] Kyle**
You're not worthy to be the legendary hero.
**[15:59] Touka**
I'm just the son of a wannabe
mercenary nobody.
**[16:02] Touka**
I'm stupid, I'm not much of an athlete,
**[16:07] Touka**
and now I find out I have the mana of a baby.
**[16:10] Touka**
But no matter what anyone else thinks,
**[16:13] Touka**
I don't hate myself.
**[16:16] Touka**
I think I'm worth a lot.
**[16:19] Touka**
Even the legendary hero's body
has been nothing but bad news.
**[16:23] Touka**
Meanwhile, here you are...
**[16:26] Touka**
You wanna be him? The "perfect being"?
**[16:30] Touka**
I don't hafta take crap from a guy
so desperate to give up being himself!
**[16:37] Kyle**
Such words lack impact
from a failure like you.
**[16:45] Yuna**
Well? *That* had impact, right?
**[16:49] Kyle**
You should've stayed down...
**[16:55] Kyle**
What?!
**[16:57] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:00] Kyle**
I thought you'd still be fighting!
**[17:02] Anri**
I remembered what Sir Touka said...
**[17:04] Anri**
"Stick close."
**[17:06] Kyle**
And so you left all those devils back there?!
**[17:09] Anri**
No.
**[17:10] Anri**
I'd slain about half when the other
quest participants came to my aid.
**[17:15] Anri**
I will never give you the hero's body.
**[17:19] Anri**
Leave now, and perhaps I'll spare your life.
**[17:24] Kyle**
What an presumptuous thing to say.
**[17:27] Kyle**
I'm the one who's been sparing *your* life.
**[17:30] Kyle**
I didn't want to hurt you,
**[17:33] Kyle**
which is why I hoped you'd
agree to make me the hero.
**[17:36] Kyle**
But I'd forgotten...
**[17:38] Kyle**
You see, Anri isn't human.
**[17:42] Kyle**
The necromancer clan have
magic crystals for hearts.
**[17:45] Kyle**
They're devils masquerading as humans!
**[17:51] Kyle**
So I'm going to kill you
**[17:53] Kyle**
and take your magic crystal.
**[17:56] Touka**
Talk as big as you want
in your birthday suit,
**[17:58] Touka**
but we still have the advantage.
**[18:01] Touka**
We and our skeleton army...
**[18:04] Touka**
Where's the skeleton army?
**[18:06] Anri**
I left them back there.
**[18:07] Touka**
What?
**[18:09] Kyle**
Sounds like the great Anri
is running out of strength!
**[18:12] Kyle**
I'll finish things here and now, then!
**[18:14] Touka**
Tch! In that case...
**[18:17] Touka**
We book it!
**[18:25] Touka**
No way are we beating
that guy in a fair fight!
**[18:28] Yuna**
Why?!
**[18:30] Touka**
*Naked in stockings?!*
**[18:32] Touka**
*Congrats on your dream coming true, man.*
**[18:41] Kyle**
I lost them... Damn!
**[18:44] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[18:47] Touka**
Looks like he bought it.
**[18:50] Touka**
So? You really a devil?
**[18:52] Anri**
It's true that I have
a magic crystal for a heart.
**[18:55] Anri**
My white hair and red eyes, too, are
adaptations to the environment of Hell.
**[19:01] Anri**
I'm the descendant of those who were locked
behind the Gates of Hell long ago.
**[19:07] Yuna**
A human born in Hell?!
**[19:09] Touka**
But how does Kyle know all that stuff?
**[19:12] Anri**
Three years ago, the necromancers
escaped from Hell,
**[19:16] Anri**
but we were persecuted in the northlands.
**[19:19] Anri**
Sir Sion was the only person to learn
what I was and still treat me as human.
**[19:26] Anri**
Sir Touka...
**[19:27] Anri**
You are now the legendary hero.
**[19:30] Anri**
If you cannot trust me, I give you
permission to slay me here and now.
**[19:35] Anri**
If I cannot carry on the hero's will,
I am better off dead.
**[19:43] Touka**
Well, you're a damned pain in the ass
who got me mixed up in this huge, stupid mess.
**[19:48] Touka**
But one day, you might grow into
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs.
**[19:54] Touka**
If I'm gonna have to save the world,
**[19:57] Touka**
I'd be missing out if I can't watch
you grow up in the meantime.
**[20:01] Anri**
Wh-What happens if I become
a beautiful girl with luscious thighs?!
**[20:05] Touka**
We'll enjoy a relaxed life
together in my village.
**[20:07] Anri**
I'll do it! I'll do it!
**[20:10] Anri**
I'll become a beautiful girl with luscious
thighs and live forever with Sir Touka!
**[20:14] Yuna**
You're okay with that corrupt motive?!
**[20:17] Yuna**
Well, I trust you too, Anri.
**[20:19] Yuna**
Let's work together to do
the legendary hero's job.
**[20:22] Anri**
Dame Yuna!
**[20:23] Yuna**
So, what do we do now?
**[20:26] Touka**
Good question!
**[20:28] Touka**
Guess it's time to get serious.
**[20:30] Yuna**
The loser's refrain!
**[20:34] Kyle**
Those worthless failures!
**[20:41] Kyle**
Found you.
**[20:44] Touka**
He's here.
**[20:46] Kyle**
You ran right into a dead end, eh?
**[20:49] Kyle**
*It's clearly a trap.*
**[20:51] Kyle**
*My superior intelligence tells me so.*
**[21:00] Kyle**
Just as I thought.
**[21:01] Touka**
Damn! It missed!
**[21:04] Kyle**
*Anri's mana is at its limit.*
**[21:07] Kyle**
* It's safe to assume there won't*
* be any more zombie attacks.*
**[21:15] Touka**
I surrender!
**[21:16] Touka**
I'll let you kill Anri if you spare me!
**[21:21] Kyle**
*The absolute scumbag!*
**[21:25] Kyle**
I clearly expected too much
from you bunch of failures!
**[21:31] Kyle**
Now, give me Sion's body—
**[21:34] Touka**
The hilt from a replica.
**[21:36] Touka**
I figured it might come in handy,
so I smuggled it out with me.
**[21:42] Kyle**
So, where's the real one?
**[21:44] Kyle**
Did you think you could negotiate
in exchange for that?
**[21:47] Touka**
Oh, certainly not.
**[21:48] Touka**
I'm not hiding it, see...
**[21:52] Touka**
That was the bait to lure you out.
**[21:56] Touka**
Setting traps is kind of a hobby of mine.
**[21:59] Touka**
And if there's one I like best...
**[22:03] Touka**
It's a pitfall!
**[22:04] Kyle**
You...
**[22:07] Kyle**
You worthless failures!
**[22:12] Kyle**
Guess even failures like us
can get the better of you.
**[22:18] Kyle**
Have a nice life at the bottom of the sea,
**[22:20] Kyle**
you weird, stupid pervert.
**[22:24] Citizen**
The legendary hero has returned!
**[22:28] Yuna**
With all these, I can become a great mage!
**[22:32] Quest-Giver**
I'm taking these as proof of devils slain.
**[22:36] Quest-Giver**
And here's your three-million-kruk reward.
**[22:39] Yuna**
Aw... Can't I keep just one?
**[22:42] Yuna**
Hey!
**[22:42] Shopkeep**
This is only three million!
**[22:45] Shopkeep**
Where's the other seven million?
**[22:47] Shopkeep**
If you can't pay it, give back my wand!
**[22:49] Yuna**
The wand...
**[22:51] Yuna**
*It melted!*
**[22:52] Shopkeep**
Seven million!
**[22:53] Citizen**
And pay your food tab!
**[22:54] Yuna**
What do we do, Touka?
**[22:56] Touka**
H-Hey, I know where to get money!
**[22:59] Touka**
The capital!
**[23:00] Touka**
We'll shake the king down for all he's worth!
**[23:04] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[23:05] Anri**
I bought stockings!
**[23:07] Anri**
What do you think?!
**[23:11] Touka**
Burdock roots.
**[23:12] Anri**
You're so mean!
**[23:19] Leland**
Such beautiful, wonderful bones...
**[23:23] Friedrich**
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[23:25] Friedrich**
Well? Who's our next target, then?
**[23:30] Leland**
Princess Marguerite Farom.
**[23:33] Leland**
The most beautiful bones in the kingdom.
# E3 - The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDVKEQ/the-legendary-hero-is-a-skeleton)
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**[00:00] sign**
Diary of a Newly Made Zombie Man
**[00:01] Touka**
* It turns out my mana's so low that*
* I can't regenerate flesh on my bones.*
**[00:05] sign**
Journey Day 4
**[00:05] Touka**
* Can I really save the world*
* with my arm in this condition?*
**[00:09] sign**
Day 5
**[00:09] Touka**
*Wild dogs made off with more of my flesh.*
**[00:11] sign**
Day 6
**[00:11] Touka**
* My eyeball came out,*
* so I played catch with Anri.*
**[00:14] Touka**
*Looking at Yuna's thighs makes me drool.*
**[00:14] sign**
Day 7
**[00:17] Touka**
*I wonder why!*
**[00:18] sign**
Day 8
**[00:18] Touka**
*Duh, because I love thighs!*
**[00:20] sign**
Day 9
**[00:20] Touka**
* Yuna beat me up and I was*
* pretty out of it for a while.*
**[00:23] sign**
Day 10
**[00:24] Touka**
*Now I'm a skeleton.*
**[00:27] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:39] sign**
THE
**[00:40] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:40] sign**
DARY
**[00:41] sign**
HERO
**[00:41] sign**
IS
**[00:42] sign**
DEAD
**[01:56] sign**
Episode 3
**[01:56] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Skeleton!
**[01:57] Touka**
*No freaking way...*
**[01:58] Touka**
*What do I do?*
**[01:59] Touka**
*Am I just gonna look like this forever?*
**[02:02] Yuna**
Where'd Touka get off to?
**[02:06] Yuna**
As long as I'm all alone,
maybe I'll wash off!
**[02:13] Touka**
* Without my clothes,*
* I look like any old skeleton.*
**[02:15] Touka**
* I can peep my heart out*
* from a front-row seat!*
**[02:18] Touka**
*We made eye contact!*
**[02:20] Touka**
* Wait, look at her!*
* She doesn't know anything's up!*
**[02:24] Anri**
Dame Yuna?
**[02:25] Anri**
Why are you burying Sir Touka?
**[02:28] Yuna**
He was peeping on me.
**[02:30] Touka**
*She knew exactly what was up!*
**[02:32] sign**
Gates of Hell
**[02:32] sign**
Northern Continent
**[02:32] sign**
Central Continent
**[02:32] sign**
Royal Capital Lumen
**[02:32] sign**
Alda Fortress
**[02:32] sign**
Bellun
**[02:32] sign**
Cheza
**[02:32] Touka**
* It's day ten of my journey to close*
* the Gates of Hell as the legendary hero.*
**[02:36] Touka**
*We've racked up a pretty big debt,*
**[02:38] Touka**
* so we're heading to the capital*
* to get funds from the king.*
**[02:42] Yuna**
I've been giving you leeway
because you're in the hero's body,
**[02:45] Yuna**
but you're basically no good to anyone now.
**[02:48] Touka**
It can't be that bad!
**[02:49] Touka**
Granted, I don't know how
I can keep traveling like this.
**[02:52] Anri**
Being a skeleton isn't an issue.
**[02:54] Anri**
You retain your five senses as normal.
**[02:57] Touka**
That's not the dang point!
**[02:59] Touka**
If I enter the capital like this,
**[03:01] Touka**
we'll start a panic before
I ever reach the king!
**[03:03] Anri**
No need to worry.
**[03:05] Anri**
No matter what you may look like,
I'll always be on your side, Sir Touka.
**[03:09] Touka**
I'm telling you, that's not the point.
**[03:11] Touka**
I gotta find a way to boost
my mana and get my flesh back.
**[03:16] Touka**
If my own mana can't cut it,
what if I go back to my body,
**[03:20] Touka**
then have you enter the hero's
to regenerate it, Anri?
**[03:23] Anri**
Sir Touka, I cannot agree to that proposal.
**[03:26] Touka**
How come?
**[03:27] sign**
"Mr. K" Suspected of Spiritual Degeneration
**[03:27] Anri**
Each transfer via possession necromancy
**[03:30] Anri**
carries the risk of spiritual degeneration.
**[03:33] Anri**
I could not bear seeing you
become a degenerate,
**[03:35] Anri**
even for the sake of saving the world!
**[03:38] Touka**
You just up and cast a spell
that dangerous on me?
**[03:41] Yuna**
Maybe we should pass on seeing the king.
**[03:43] Yuna**
We can make money the old-fashioned way.
**[03:46] Anri**
I'm all right with foraging.
**[03:48] Touka**
It's like you don't even care...
**[03:53] Touka**
I just had a great idea!
**[03:55] sign**
Royal Capital of Farom Lumen
**[03:56] Man 1**
The legendary hero?
**[03:57] Man 2**
It's the hero!
**[03:58] Woman**
Mr. Hero!
***SIGN*** You are most welcome here, Hero Sion.
**[04:03] sign**
Larcvalt XIII
King of Farom
**[04:07] Touka**
I-It's been quite some time, Your Majesty!
**[04:10] (Flashback) Yuna**
What's your great idea?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Touka**
I'll have the Sacred Sword
take the basic shape of a face,
**[04:15] (Flashback) Touka**
then draw features on it.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Touka**
And if we use those rainbow
grapes Anri was eating...
**[04:21] (Flashback) Yuna**
That hero's mug is pissing me off.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Touka**
Shut up.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Touka**
Even painters use these in their craft.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Yuna**
Wow, you know a lot! I'm a little impressed.
**[04:29] (Flashback) Touka**
I often use them to color radishes
to look more like thighs.
**[04:32] (Flashback) Yuna**
I take it all back.
**[04:36] Touka**
*Worked like a charm!*
**[04:36] sign**
Replica
**[04:38] Touka**
*Anyway, the king's a pretty brawny dude...*
**[04:40] Touka**
* He personally led the kingdom*
* in battle three years ago, right?*
***SIGN*** Now, Hero Sion, how may I help you today?
**[04:47] Touka**
Oh, well, you see...
**[04:50] Touka**
I'm a bit low on traveling funds,
so I was hoping for your support...
***SIGN*** What an amusing joke to start with after so long away!
**[04:59] Touka**
Er, it wasn't exactly a joke...
***SIGN*** Of everyone who fought so bravely three years ago,
***SIGN*** you alone sought no reward.
***SIGN*** You taught me what a true champion was.
**[05:11] Touka**
*This is the pits! How do I get the money?*
***SIGN*** Tell me, what is it you're truly after?
**[05:16] Touka**
*I'm after money, you old bastard!*
**[05:19] Touka**
*Damn it, what now?*
**[05:21] Touka**
*How do I get some capital out of this jerk?*
**[05:23] Touka**
*Crud! I'm sweating my face off!*
***SIGN*** Your face...
***SIGN*** So you've finally decided to wed Marguerite, eh?
**[05:31] Touka**
*Wed? Marguerite?*
**[05:33] Touka**
Um, I'm afraid it's not that—
***SIGN*** It's not?
***SIGN*** You came for a duel with me, then?
**[05:41] Touka**
No, I came for Marguerite!
**[05:44] Touka**
* That was close! Fighting that gorilla*
* would've been the end of me for sure.*
**[05:49] sign**
Isaac Gardner
Tutor to the Princess
**[05:50] Isaac**
This is Her Highness's room.
**[05:52] Touka**
*Wait, you mean Marguerite's the princess?!*
**[05:55] Touka**
* This damn hero turned down*
* marrying a princess?!*
**[05:58] Touka**
*Well, if she's* his *daughter, maybe
she's something of a gorilla herself...*
**[06:03] Isaac**
I'll take my leave so as not
to interrupt your reunion.
**[06:07] Touka**
Yeah, fine.
**[06:08] Isaac**
But see that you conduct
yourself appropriately.
**[06:11] Touka**
*It's not like I'm into gorillas, man.*
**[06:14] Touka**
Hey, Gori— er, Marguerite!
**[06:17] Touka**
Your hero's here!
**[06:18] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero?!
**[06:21] Touka**
*Th-That's one beautiful gorilla!*
**[06:22] sign**
Marguerite Farom
Third Princess of Farom
**[06:23] Marguerite**
It's been so long.
**[06:24] Marguerite**
Mr. H—
**[06:28] Touka**
Why'd you shut the door?!
**[06:31] Touka**
*A monster!*
**[06:32] Touka**
I'm really the hero! There's
a reason my face looks like this!
**[06:38] Marguerite**
Might I ask what that reason is?
**[06:40] Touka**
Uh...
**[06:42] Touka**
I-It's a curse.
**[06:44] Touka**
A devil turned me into a skeleton,
so I wear a mask to hide it...
**[06:49] Touka**
*Not buying it, huh?*
**[06:53] Marguerite**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:55] Marguerite**
I had no idea that such an
awful fate had befallen you.
**[06:58] Marguerite**
I suspected my father of playing a prank.
**[07:00] Touka**
*A princess raised in a walled garden, eh?*
**[07:03] Touka**
*What a mark!*
**[07:04] Marguerite**
Have you come to marry me, then?
**[07:08] Touka**
* Marrying a princess is a tasty offer,*
* but I can't go letting my other girls down.*
**[07:13] Touka**
Nah, I just came to pay a—
**[07:15] Marguerite**
Then begone!
**[07:17] Marguerite**
We promised never to see each other
again absent a pledge of marriage.
**[07:21] Marguerite**
My father arranged our union
before we knew each other,
**[07:25] Marguerite**
but each time I heard of your heroic deeds,
my longing and respect for you grew.
**[07:31] Marguerite**
If I come to know you too well,
I might truly fall in love.
**[07:35] Marguerite**
So it would be better to keep our distance.
**[07:39] Touka**
*What a damn pain!*
**[07:41] Touka**
*But I gotta do something,*
**[07:43] Touka**
* or she'll kick me out and*
* they'll kill me for sure!*
**[07:46] Touka**
*I got no choice...*
**[07:47] Touka**
I was merely kidding.
Of course I want to marry you!
**[07:52] Marguerite**
Truly?!
**[07:54] Touka**
O-Only after I save the world, that is!
**[07:56] Marguerite**
But of course!
**[07:58] Touka**
* Sorry, babe. Can't save the world*
* without telling a few nasty lies.*
**[08:02] Marguerite**
In that case, might I ask one
terrible indulgence?
**[08:06] Touka**
What is it?
**[08:07] Marguerite**
In two days, a masquerade will be
held all throughout the city.
**[08:10] Marguerite**
I was wondering if you might...
**[08:12] Marguerite**
If you'd...
**[08:14] Marguerite**
go on a date with me then!
**[08:17] Touka**
* I can't marry you,*
* but I can date you for sure!*
**[08:20] Marguerite**
I would like to learn more about you,
**[08:24] Marguerite**
and masks are required on that day,
**[08:26] Marguerite**
which might allow you to go out
as you are without suspicion.
**[08:29] Touka**
What do I do until then?
**[08:31] Marguerite**
I have just the thing!
**[08:34] Marguerite**
It was somewhere around here...
**[08:36] Marguerite**
There!
**[08:37] Marguerite**
I'll paint your face onto this.
**[08:42] Anri**
A city-wide masquerade?
**[08:43] Anri**
How delightful!
**[08:46] Yuna**
It's in two days.
**[08:48] Yuna**
I wouldn't mind having
a bit of fun before we leave.
**[08:51] Anri**
Yes, fun!
**[08:54] Yuna**
Anri!
**[08:57] Leland**
They're having a major devil hunt
to prepare for the festival.
**[09:02] Leland**
You dropped this...
**[09:04] Leland**
Little Miss Necromancer.
**[09:12] sign**
Leland Tallman
Orphanage Director
**[09:12] Leland**
I'm Leland, a medical doctor and
the director of this orphanage.
**[09:17] Leland**
There are those in the capital
who know of necromancers...
**[09:21] Leland**
You don't want to get arrested now.
**[09:27] Leland**
No need to be so guarded around me.
**[09:29] Anri**
If you know I'm a necromancer,
why protect me?
**[09:32] Leland**
If you entered the capital despite the risk,
you must have a very good reason.
**[09:37] Leland**
I don't discriminate based
on the circumstances of one's birth.
**[09:41] Leland**
I just like to help people in need.
**[09:43] Anri**
Sir Leland!
**[09:45] Anri**
We actually came to get money from—
**[09:47] Yuna**
We're searching for a way to boost mana!
**[09:50] Leland**
If you continuously use up your mana each day,
**[09:52] Leland**
it should increase naturally in a few years.
**[09:58] Leland**
But there's also medicine
to raise it temporarily.
**[10:00] Yuna**
Really?
**[10:02] Leland**
Soma drops.
**[10:04] Leland**
Taking some will increase your mana
by about three levels.
**[10:07] Leland**
Only until you exhaust it, of course.
**[10:11] Anri**
That should be more than enough
to help Sir Touka regenerate.
**[10:15] Yuna**
How much will it cost?
**[10:17] Leland**
About 100 million.
**[10:19] Yuna**
A hundred million?!
**[10:20] Anri**
We can't afford it?
**[10:21] Yuna**
Only kings and nobles could!
**[10:23] Anri**
But Sir Touka is asking the king for—
**[10:25] Yuna**
It's still not happening!
**[10:27] Leland**
You appear to be adventurers yourselves.
**[10:29] Leland**
Why not participate in the devil hunt?
**[10:31] Yuna**
There's no way we'd earn
100 million off of that.
**[10:35] Leland**
In that case...
**[10:37] Leland**
Why don't you show me
your body to cover the rest?
**[10:42] Yuna**
Mr. Leland, you can't possibly
be into that kind of thing...
**[10:45] Leland**
It's a small price to pay, is it not?
**[10:47] Yuna**
*If it will spare Anri that pain...*
**[10:51] Yuna**
Y-You can take me instead!
**[10:54] Leland**
Actually...
**[10:55] Leland**
I want to figure out how
a magic crystal works
**[10:57] Leland**
in the place of a necromancer's heart...
**[11:00] Leland**
To help me save people. As a doctor.
**[11:02] Yuna**
Huh?! That's what it was about?!
**[11:05] Touka**
*Why's she got so much to eat?*
**[11:08] Touka**
* I know! She'll take one bite*
* of everything and throw out the rest!*
**[11:11] Touka**
*Not on my watch!*
**[11:12] Touka**
*I'll help as much as I can!*
**[11:14] Marguerite**
It's finished!
**[11:17] Touka**
A perfect match!
**[11:18] Touka**
It looks just like me!
**[11:19] Marguerite**
But it seems slightly off...
**[11:22] Marguerite**
Oh, forgive me!
**[11:23] Marguerite**
I should have a bite to eat.
**[11:26] Marguerite**
What? There's so little...
**[11:27] Touka**
I helped myself.
**[11:29] Marguerite**
O-Oh, of course!
**[11:31] Marguerite**
Well, then...
**[11:32] Marguerite**
Would you mind turning
the other way while I indulge?
**[11:36] Touka**
Sure...
**[11:40] Touka**
*How the hell does she eat like that?!*
**[11:43] Touka**
*She packed it in in an instant!*
**[11:45] Touka**
I get it. You don't want people
to see what a glutton you are.
**[11:48] Marguerite**
I asked you not to look!
**[11:51] Touka**
Hey, when you're hungry—
**[11:54] Touka**
*Huh?*
**[11:55] Marguerite**
F-Food...
**[11:58] Touka**
*What the?!*
**[12:03] Yuna**
Now, let's make some money!
**[12:05] Anri**
First, I have something to give you.
**[12:09] Anri**
You seem to be a good match
for physical enhancement magic,
**[12:12] Anri**
so Sir Touka and I arranged this.
**[12:15] Yuna**
What the heck?
**[12:18] Anri**
I made it from devil leather!
**[12:20] Anri**
It's far more effective than
using a magic crystal alone!
**[12:25] Yuna**
For dignity's sake,
I'll wear it under my clothes.
**[12:34] Siruela**
Ein Thor.
**[12:38] sign**
Siruela Carmen
One of the Four Knights
**[12:39] Siruela**
Child's play.
**[12:40] Yuna**
Amazing...
**[12:41] Colin**
One of the kingdom's four strongest knights...
**[12:44] Colin**
Siruela of the Thunder Sword.
**[12:46] sign**
Colin Brad
Adventurer
**[12:46] sign**
Neigan Bourne
Adventurer
**[12:46] Colin**
Are you fine ladies joining the hunt?
**[12:48] Yuna**
Oh, er, yes!
**[12:50] Colin**
You won't accomplish much with
one of the Four Knights around.
**[12:53] Colin**
Care to join us at a secret hunting spot?
**[13:00] Yuna**
Look at all those devils!
**[13:02] Anri**
There are quite a few.
**[13:03] Colin**
But you can beat them easily, helmet girl.
**[13:06] Anri**
"Helmet girl"?
**[13:07] Colin**
I have a spell that lets me
read the mana of living things.
**[13:11] Colin**
Yours is around 9, on par with Siruela's.
**[13:15] Colin**
Here's a magic crystal with a lightning spell.
**[13:17] Colin**
Go give 'em a real shock to the system!
**[13:20] Anri**
Indeed I shall!
**[13:23] Anri**
Ein Furfur!
**[13:27] Yuna**
You're so strong, Anri!
**[13:29] Yuna**
You took them all out in one hit!
**[13:31] Colin**
Yep!
**[13:32] Colin**
You took them all out so easily...
**[13:34] Colin**
Granted, they were already dead.
**[13:38] Anri**
Necromancy?!
**[13:39] Colin**
I can't believe how easy
it was to lure them in...
**[13:44] Colin**
Skeleton man.
**[13:47] Isaac**
What is *wrong* with you?!
**[13:49] Isaac**
* I told you three years ago*
* that the princess had MES!*
**[13:49] sign**
Mana Effusion Syndrome: A medical condition
that prevents the storage of mana in the body
**[13:52] Touka**
Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful!
**[13:54] Isaac**
If she remains in a mana-deprived
state for too long, she could die!
**[13:58] Marguerite**
Isaac...
**[14:00] Marguerite**
The fault is mine. I should
have been more cautious.
**[14:03] Isaac**
But—
**[14:05] Maid**
I've brought your soma drops and dinner!
**[14:11] Marguerite**
I'm all right now.
**[14:12] Marguerite**
Thank you for your concern.
**[14:14] Marguerite**
I'm going to have my dinner now.
**[14:16] Marguerite**
I would appreciate it if you'd leave.
**[14:18] Touka**
It's a little late to be self-conscious.
**[14:21] Touka**
Everyone here already knows you're a glutton.
**[14:23] Marguerite**
I suppose.
**[14:24] Marguerite**
I could hardly hide it
from my future husband.
**[14:27] Marguerite**
In that case...
**[14:29] Marguerite**
I shall partake!
**[14:31] Touka**
She's annihilating that food!
**[14:33] Isaac**
In order to recoup her energy,
the princess has trained
**[14:36] Isaac**
to become the world's fastest speed-eater!
**[14:42] Marguerite**
Thank you for the meal!
**[14:44] Touka**
Huh?!
**[14:45] Marguerite**
You must be disappointed, surely.
**[14:47] Marguerite**
For one hour after I eat,
I take on this hideous form.
**[14:51] Touka**
C'mon, you can't be serious.
**[14:53] Touka**
Does this mean...
**[14:55] Touka**
Heck yeah! Luscious as hell, bro!
**[14:58] Isaac**
What are you doing to Her Highness, you lout?!
**[15:00] Touka**
I'm not missing my chance
to behold super-luscious thighs!
**[15:04] Touka**
I just wish they were in stockings
to accentuate their plumpness!
**[15:10] Isaac**
Are you all right, Your Highness?
**[15:12] Marguerite**
I-I'm fine!
**[15:14] Isaac**
*Wretched hero...*
**[15:15] Isaac**
*I will not let this stand!*
**[15:19] Siruela**
We've cleared the devils
in the vicinity of the capital.
**[15:22] Siruela**
But something concerns me...
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[15:25] Siruela**
During the hunt, I witnessed
a powerful spell cast from afar.
**[15:30] Siruela**
Upon investigation, I found blood spatter
and charred pieces of devil flesh,
**[15:35] Siruela**
but not a single proper corpse.
***SIGN*** Disappearances have spiked in the capital over recent days as well.
***SIGN*** There may be more lurking here than just the devils.
***SIGN*** Perhaps we should call off the celebration.
**[15:53] Siruela**
No need to worry, Your Majesty.
**[15:55] Siruela**
I'll have all the Knights
on patrol for it.
**[15:58] Siruela**
And we now have...
**[16:00] Siruela**
Sion the legendary hero with us.
**[16:02] Marguerite**
You may spend the night here.
**[16:04] Touka**
Nice! I feel like a real nobleman!
**[16:07] Marguerite**
For caution's sake, I must venture
into town now to see my doctor.
**[16:10] Touka**
Huh? There's no doctor in the castle?
**[16:12] Marguerite**
The doctor who once attended to me resigned,
**[16:16] Marguerite**
but I still call on him
when I require his counsel.
**[16:20] Marguerite**
And I get to skip tutoring this way!
**[16:21] Isaac**
I heard that, Your Highness.
**[16:25] Marguerite**
But the hero is here!
Surely I don't need lessons right now!
**[16:29] Isaac**
Unacceptable. You'll have
a full slate tomorrow.
**[16:32] Isaac**
Be prepared.
**[16:33] Marguerite**
Oh, no!
**[16:36] Touka**
Whew, finally free!
**[16:39] Touka**
The princess fainted,
**[16:40] Touka**
King Gorilla gorilla'd around,
**[16:42] Touka**
and the jerk with the eyepatch
wouldn't lay off! I'm beat!
**[16:45] Touka**
Nothing to do for two days,
so I might as well take it easy.
**[16:49] Touka**
Crud, I totally forgot
about the whole money thing.
**[16:52] Touka**
I'm not getting squat from the king.
**[16:55] Touka**
I'd better touch base with the girls for now.
**[17:07] Touka**
Hey!
**[17:08] Touka**
Yuna!
**[17:09] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:12] Touka**
They're gone.
**[17:13] Touka**
Where could they have gotten off to?
**[17:16] Man A**
Mr. Hero?
**[17:17] Man B**
Was that stuffed mid-ranked
devil a powerful foe?
**[17:21] Touka**
Nah, I beat this guy easy.
**[17:23] Man A**
That's our hero!
**[17:25] Touka**
Say, have you seen a blonde with big tits
and a kid in a helmet around?
**[17:29] Man B**
They were headed for the
orphanage, weren't they?
**[17:32] Man A**
Yeah.
**[17:36] Touka**
This the place?
**[17:37] Orphan A**
It's the hero!
**[17:38] Orphan A**
Did you come to play with us?
**[17:40] Touka**
Sorry, but I'm a little busy—
**[17:42] Touka**
What the hell, you little brat?!
**[17:44] Orphan B**
The hero's mad! Run!
**[17:44] Touka**
Hey! Get back here!
**[17:46] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero! What brings you here?
**[17:49] Touka**
Marguerite?
**[17:50] Touka**
Does that mean this is...
**[17:51] Marguerite**
Yes, the doctor who's attended to me
since the onset of my condition.
**[17:57] Leland**
What a pleasure to meet you!
**[17:58] Leland**
I'm Leland Tallman.
**[18:00] Leland**
I opened this orphanage out of admiration
for all you did to save others.
**[18:06] Touka**
Oh, yeah?
**[18:08] Touka**
Cut it out, you little bastards!
**[18:09] Leland**
The children just adore the hero.
**[18:12] Leland**
Though he's not quite what I pictured...
**[18:14] Leland**
He's rather less formal than I imagined.
**[18:17] Marguerite**
Indeed, I sense he's changed
a great deal in the last three years.
**[18:21] Marguerite**
But he's as kind as ever.
**[18:24] Marguerite**
He even came all this way
out of worry for me...
**[18:27] Leland**
It appears you love the hero
deeply, Your Highness.
**[18:32] Marguerite**
Oh, no! I merely respect him
as my future husband!
**[18:35] Touka**
Oh, right, Mr. Leland!
**[18:37] Touka**
A pair of adventurers visited you today, no?
**[18:40] Touka**
You know where they are now?
**[18:42] Leland**
They took part in the devil hunt.
**[18:45] Leland**
They should be back soon.
**[18:47] Touka**
Oh, okay.
**[18:48] Touka**
* The fact that I'm still kicking*
* means Anri must be okay.*
**[18:52] Touka**
* Well, I'm sure they'll turn up*
* by masquerade day.*
**[18:55] Marguerite**
Well, we'll be going now.
**[18:56] Leland**
Certainly. Please return whenever you wish.
**[18:59] Orphan A**
Doc, play with us!
**[19:02] Leland**
Terribly sorry.
**[19:03] Leland**
I'm afraid I have work to do.
**[19:20] Leland**
I'm truly sorry to have left
such beautiful femurs waiting.
**[19:24] Yuna**
Stop it!
**[19:26] Yuna**
What are you doing, Dr. Leland?!
**[19:28] Leland**
My X-ray spell has never shown me
such beautiful femurs before...
**[19:33] Leland**
I want to strip off all that unclean flesh,
**[19:37] Leland**
leaving a purified being
of nothing but bone.
**[19:40] Yuna**
You mean you're going to kill me?
**[19:42] Leland**
Not just you.
**[19:44] Leland**
The masquerade is in two days.
**[19:46] Leland**
Along with my beloved skeletons,
**[19:48] Leland**
I'll see the princess and everyone in need
reborn in skeletal form too.
**[19:53] Yuna**
No way...
**[19:54] Leland**
This is salvation.
**[19:56] Leland**
Blood, flesh, and skin are
purely extraneous things.
**[20:01] Leland**
And offering those unneeded
parts to the devils
**[20:04] Leland**
will allow us to live in harmony with them.
**[20:06] Leland**
We can achieve peace without
even sealing the Gates of Hell.
**[20:10] Yuna**
You can't be serious...
**[20:12] Leland**
Don't you pity that necromancer girl,
**[20:14] Leland**
discriminated against
for just her appearance?
**[20:18] Yuna**
What did you do to Anri?
**[20:19] Leland**
She'll be playing the role of my scapegoat.
**[20:24] Leland**
I'll have her say she used necromancy to
kidnap people and offer them to the devils.
**[20:31] Leland**
Meeting a girl who shares my powers
felt like destiny at work.
**[20:34] Leland**
I'm sure she's thrilled to death as well.
**[20:37] Yuna**
*He's mad.*
**[20:39] Yuna**
* My physical enhancement spell would*
* let me snap these chains easily,*
**[20:43] Yuna**
*but there're too many eyes on me.*
**[20:45] Yuna**
* And I've never seen a devil*
* with a red head like that...*
**[20:49] Yuna**
*I'm sure I'll get my chance.*
**[20:51] Yuna**
*I've gotta hang in there!*
**[20:53] sign**
Two Days Later
The Day of the Royal Masquerade
**[20:59] Marguerite**
Here I am, Mr. Hero!
**[21:06] Touka**
*Look at those sweet li'l thighs!*
**[21:08] Touka**
* Tights bring out a destructive*
* power all their own!*
**[21:10] Marguerite**
I-Is my manner of dress inappropriate?
**[21:13] Touka**
No, I was just thinking
you look cute in everything.
**[21:15] Marguerite**
C-Cute?!
**[21:17] Touka**
Now, let's have fun!
**[21:21] Marguerite**
Of course!
**[21:27] Touka**
Why are you even here?!
**[21:28] Marguerite**
You said you'd leave us alone together today!
**[21:32] Isaac**
But if anything were to
befall you, Your Highness—
**[21:34] Marguerite**
I'll have the hero with me! I'll be fine!
**[21:36] Isaac**
I can't rule out that the hero
might be the source of the trouble—
**[21:44] Marguerite**
I won't allow anyone to insult
my future husband! Not even you!
**[21:51] Isaac**
Yes, Your Highness.
**[21:56] Isaac**
*So the princess is serious about him...*
**[22:00] Isaac**
* But that's not the hero*
* from three years ago!*
**[22:03] Isaac**
* I'll see him pay for toying*
* with you like this!*
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero and Bride
# E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3D2JX/the-legendary-hero-and-bride)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Minister**
We need the legendary hero's blood
to ensure the future of the royal line.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Aide**
But we've already promised the first
and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
What about Marguerite, then?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac**
It's just a scratch.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac**
Really, Your Highness...
**[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac**
You're such a crybaby.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you lost your mind, sire?!
**[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you forgotten
the late queen's dying words?
**[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac**
Princess Marguerite mustn't—
**[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
Raise her to be a strong girl.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
A strong mother worthy of raising
the legendary hero's children.
**[00:37] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:49] sign**
THE
**[00:50] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:50] sign**
DARY
**[00:51] sign**
HERO
**[00:51] sign**
IS
**[00:52] sign**
DEAD
**[02:06] sign**
Episode 4
**[02:06] sign**
The Legendary Hero and Bride
**[02:07] MC**
Let's see!
**[02:08] MC**
Will she pierce the apple,
**[02:10] MC**
earning them a year's supply of apples?!
**[02:13] MC**
Or will she kill him?!
**[02:16] Touka**
*Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.*
**[02:18] Touka**
* As long as it's not*
* a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.*
**[02:21] MC**
As a reminder, there's a defensive
spell cast on that apple!
**[02:24] MC**
She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
**[02:26] Touka**
*Oh, I'm dead.*
**[02:29] MC**
Magnificent!
**[02:30] MC**
Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
**[02:34] Marguerite**
I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
**[02:37] Touka**
H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
**[02:41] Touka**
But couldn't we have tried
an eating contest instead?
**[02:44] Marguerite**
I-I'm sorry...
**[02:45] Touka**
No, I'm impressed.
**[02:46] Touka**
You don't just do art,
you also know archery.
**[02:49] Marguerite**
Those are part of a princess's education.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Ever since my youth,
I've received daily lessons
**[02:54] Marguerite**
in etiquette, academics,
martial arts, and the fine arts.
**[02:58] Touka**
For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
I did it all so that we could be together...
**[03:04] Touka**
What was that?
**[03:05] Marguerite**
N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
**[03:08] Man**
Is that an earthquake?
**[03:09] Siruela**
That damnable Isaac,
appointing me to observe their date...
**[03:13] Siruela**
Still...
**[03:15] Siruela**
Sion looks frighteningly
like a talking skeleton to me.
**[03:20] Marguerite**
*If we could not ever be together,*
**[03:23] Marguerite**
*we should meet nevermore.*
**[03:27] Marguerite**
*You respected my wishes and took your leave.*
**[03:31] Marguerite**
* But I continued my intense*
* training to be worthy of you.*
**[03:36] Marguerite**
*Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.*
**[03:40] Marguerite**
* So when you returned to me*
* and agreed to marry me,*
**[03:44] Marguerite**
*I felt truly happy.*
**[03:46] Marguerite**
* I could finally fulfill my*
* duty as a princess.*
**[03:50] Marguerite**
*But now I'm even happier.*
**[03:53] Marguerite**
* For now I feel for you...*
* not just as a princess, but as a woman.*
**[03:59] Touka**
Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
**[04:01] Touka**
You're bold, aren't you?
**[04:03] Marguerite**
Th-That wasn't my intent.
**[04:05] Marguerite**
I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
**[04:07] Marguerite**
Although, if you wished it... I would...
**[04:14] Touka**
*That expression!*
**[04:16] Touka**
*She'd let me do it!*
**[04:17] Touka**
*She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!*
**[04:21] Touka**
Whoa, that scared me!
**[04:23] Marguerite**
It's the finale of the celebration.
**[04:25] Marguerite**
Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
people search out their soulmate,
**[04:28] Marguerite**
with whom they share a true connection,
unswayed by appearances.
**[04:33] Touka**
Unswayed by appearances?
**[04:36] Touka**
How's that work if no one's
hiding their legs?
**[04:38] Marguerite**
Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
**[04:42] Touka**
Still, it sure is pretty.
**[04:45] Touka**
I've never seen fireworks before, man!
**[04:47] Marguerite**
N-Never?
**[04:49] Marguerite**
But we watched them
together three years ago.
**[04:52] Touka**
Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
**[04:55] Touka**
It was just the two of us here then, too...
**[04:57] Marguerite**
Three years ago, we watched them
from the castle balcony.
**[05:00] Marguerite**
With Isaac and the others.
**[05:03] Marguerite**
I knew that something was amiss.
**[05:05] Marguerite**
Your speech and mannerisms are
quite unlike three years ago.
**[05:07] Marguerite**
I convinced myself it was because you
were trying to grow closer to me.
**[05:12] Marguerite**
But you also seem to have
forgotten our time together
**[05:15] Marguerite**
and the promise we made...
**[05:17] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero.
**[05:18] Marguerite**
Who are you really?
**[05:24] Isaac**
You've been unmasked.
**[05:26] Touka**
* It's the jerk with the eyepatch...*
* Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!*
**[05:30] Touka**
Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
**[05:33] Siruela**
Quiet, scum.
**[05:34] Siruela**
You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
**[05:36] Siruela**
I see. There's necromancy at work here.
**[05:39] Siruela**
He's an imposter.
**[05:41] Siruela**
The legendary hero is dead.
**[05:43] Marguerite**
I-It can't be...
**[05:55] Isaac**
The hero fell in a hole and died?
**[05:57] Isaac**
You expect us to believe that?!
**[05:59] Siruela**
No, I can see it.
**[06:01] Siruela**
He loved meat.
Always let his guard down over it.
**[06:04] Touka**
Right?!
**[06:05] Touka**
And now I'm cleaning up
the clumsy hero's mess!
**[06:07] Touka**
If anything, you guys owe me!
**[06:09] Isaac**
Shut your mouth!
**[06:10] Isaac**
You employed necromancy to
impersonate the legendary hero!
**[06:13] Isaac**
That alone deserves a death sentence!
**[06:15] Touka**
A death sentence?!
**[06:16] Touka**
You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
**[06:19] Touka**
Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
**[06:21] Siruela**
Kill him.
**[06:22] Touka**
Et tu?!
**[06:23] Touka**
What about the seal, then?
**[06:25] Siruela**
Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
**[06:28] Siruela**
You can rest in peace.
**[06:30] Touka**
H-Hang on!
**[06:31] Touka**
I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
**[06:34] Touka**
Give me a chance to apologize to her!
**[06:36] Isaac**
I see.
**[06:37] Isaac**
As she was your greatest victim,
you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
**[06:41] Touka**
All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
**[06:45] Isaac**
Your Highness?
**[06:48] Marguerite**
*It can't be! It just can't be!*
**[06:50] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?*
**[06:51] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?!*
**[06:53] Marguerite**
*So if I was raised to marry him,*
**[06:55] Marguerite**
*what's my purpose in life now?!*
**[06:58] Leland**
Your Highness?
**[07:02] Leland**
What's the matter, dear?
**[07:04] Leland**
You look so terribly distraught.
**[07:06] Marguerite**
Doctor...
**[07:07] Leland**
Don't you worry.
**[07:09] Leland**
There's no more need for sadness.
I'll save you.
**[07:13] Marguerite**
*That's right.*
**[07:14] Marguerite**
* The doctor was always kind*
* to me when things were hard.*
**[07:18] Marguerite**
*Dr. Leland can...*
**[07:20] Isaac**
Your Highness!
**[07:21] Siruela**
Calm down.
**[07:22] Siruela**
The Knights are in charge of city security.
**[07:25] Knight**
Dame Siruela!
**[07:26] Knight**
Devils have appeared in the city!
**[07:28] Siruela**
What?!
**[07:29] Siruela**
Why did you let them in?
**[07:31] Knight**
They just appeared in the middle of town!
**[07:33] Isaac**
Hey! You!
**[07:34] Isaac**
Are you running away?
**[07:35] Touka**
What? Hell no!
**[07:37] Touka**
I'm gonna get the princess back!
**[07:40] Marguerite**
What is this place?
**[07:41] Leland**
A slum.
**[07:43] Leland**
You want to save those struggling
with poverty, don't you?
**[07:46] Marguerite**
Why, of course I do.
**[07:48] Marguerite**
But I don't know how I...
**[07:51] Leland**
No need to worry.
**[07:53] Leland**
I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
**[07:57] Leland**
And I'll liberate you from
the pressures of your royal title.
**[08:02] Marguerite**
Who are they?
**[08:03] Leland**
Former patients of mine.
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Doctor?!
**[08:08] Leland**
For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
your flesh, your skin,
**[08:13] Leland**
and free you from all that binds you!
**[08:16] Marguerite**
No! Let me go!
**[08:17] Touka**
Marguerite!
**[08:19] Marguerite**
What are *you* doing here?
**[08:21] Touka**
You're that orphanage director.
**[08:23] Leland**
What's the hero doing here?
**[08:25] Leland**
No matter. I won't let you interfere.
**[08:27] Touka**
Two on one?! No fair!
**[08:32] Touka**
Skeletons?
**[08:33] Touka**
Someone used necromancy to—
**[08:36] Leland**
Eh? You're awfully weak.
**[08:38] Leland**
I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
**[08:42] Touka**
Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
**[08:44] Marguerite**
Why are you trying to save me?
**[08:47] Marguerite**
You were trying to deceive me...
**[08:49] Touka**
I'm always getting carried away
and doing stupid stuff.
**[08:53] Touka**
I hurt you real bad as a result.
**[08:56] Touka**
I know I'm the worst
piece of trash in the land.
**[08:59] Touka**
But...
**[09:00] Touka**
Only someone *really* rotten would
abandon a good person like you,
**[09:03] Touka**
and I'm not quite that far gone.
**[09:09] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero!
**[09:18] Siruela**
*They're models from the museum.*
**[09:20] Siruela**
*Necromancy, huh?*
**[09:22] Siruela**
* Is it the work of one of the*
* false hero's companions?*
**[09:24] Siruela**
I'm going to find the princess!
**[09:26] Siruela**
Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
**[09:30] Devil**
I can't wait any longer.
**[09:32] Devil**
I'm gonna eat one of them.
**[09:35] Yuna**
*This is my chance!*
**[09:36] Colin**
Okay.
**[09:37] Colin**
I guess we'd better get going, too.
**[09:43] Colin**
He'll strip you down to bones?
**[09:45] Colin**
Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
**[09:50] Yuna**
If you don't like skeletons,
why work with Leland?
**[09:54] Colin**
Money, I guess.
**[09:56] Colin**
And I love seeing
the despair on people's faces
**[09:59] Colin**
when they learn the truth.
**[10:02] Yuna**
Glad to hear you're such garbage.
**[10:04] Yuna**
It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
**[10:06] Colin**
What?
**[10:07] Yuna**
Ein Grendel!
**[10:11] Touka**
Ow!
**[10:13] Touka**
But I'm still alive!
**[10:14] Touka**
Zombiehood rocks!
**[10:16] Touka**
Hey, cut it out!
**[10:18] Isaac**
Where is that impostor hero?!
**[10:23] Touka**
H-Hey there.
**[10:27] Touka**
Dr. Leland took the princess?!
**[10:29] Touka**
Good, it reattached!
**[10:31] Touka**
He dragged her off that way—
**[10:33] Isaac**
Don't you lie to me!
**[10:34] Isaac**
One of your companions did this!
**[10:36] Isaac**
Are you trying to fool us?!
**[10:38] Touka**
You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
**[10:40] Touka**
That hurt like hell, dude!
**[10:42] Touka**
Listen.
**[10:43] Touka**
If it turns out I'm the real hero,
can I avoid the death penalty?
**[10:47] Siruela**
But you're not. You're an impostor.
**[10:49] Touka**
Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
**[10:53] Touka**
I'm gonna *become* a real hero!
**[10:56] Touka**
I'm gonna save the princess!
**[11:01] Siruela**
Oh nooo. Save me.
**[11:04] Isaac**
I d-don't wanna die...
**[11:06] Neigan**
Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
**[11:08] Neigan**
Just what I'd expect from Leland.
That's an impressive catch.
**[11:11] Touka**
Infiltration complete.
**[11:13] Siruela**
You talked a good game, but there was
nothing heroic about that plan.
**[11:18] Touka**
What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
**[11:20] Touka**
By the way, you two are lousy actors!
**[11:22] Siruela**
Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
**[11:25] Siruela**
I suppose Leland really is behind this.
**[11:27] Isaac**
It's all my fault.
**[11:29] Isaac**
I'm the reason Her Highness
developed MES and turned to Leland.
**[11:35] Touka**
Whazzat mean?
**[11:36] Isaac**
I put her through intense training to become
a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
**[11:42] Isaac**
The former crybaby princess
**[11:44] Isaac**
grew into a strong woman
who never shed a tear.
**[11:47] Isaac**
But the stress of that training...
**[11:50] Isaac**
led her to develop MES.
**[11:52] Isaac**
Because I was so hard on her,
she wouldn't ask for my help.
**[11:55] Isaac**
Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
**[11:57] Isaac**
I never even investigated his character.
**[12:01] Isaac**
I just looked the other way,
ashamed of losing her trust.
**[12:05] Isaac**
I'm a failure as a tutor.
**[12:07] Touka**
In other words, this whole damn thing
is 100 percent your fault!
**[12:10] Isaac**
One hundred percent?!
**[12:13] Touka**
And the reason you were
on my case from the start
**[12:16] Touka**
is because you wanted to blame the hero
**[12:19] Touka**
for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
**[12:21] Isaac**
I mean, I do accept some fault...
but *100 percent*?
**[12:24] Touka**
Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
**[12:27] Touka**
Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
**[12:29] Siruela**
You've been shifting blame, too!
**[12:30] Touka**
Nuh-uh!
**[12:31] Touka**
This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
**[12:34] Touka**
If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
**[12:40] Touka**
Wh-What the... Yuna?
**[12:42] Yuna**
Touka?
**[12:45] Yuna**
I thought you'd come save me,
**[12:47] Yuna**
and here you got the princess in trouble?
**[12:50] Yuna**
You really are the worst.
**[12:51] Isaac**
I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
**[12:52] Isaac**
I'm the source of all this trouble!
**[12:55] Isaac**
I admit it! It was all me!
**[12:57] Yuna**
This guy's creeping me out.
**[13:00] Siruela**
Tell us where the princess is,
and we'll spare your life.
**[13:04] Siruela**
Well?
**[13:06] Colin**
I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
**[13:09] Yuna/Touka**
Anri!
**[13:11] Anri**
Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
**[13:13] Anri**
I knew you'd come to save me!
**[13:16] Touka/Yuna**
*Gross.*
**[13:18] Touka/Yuna**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors...
**[13:19] Anri**
Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
**[13:24] Leland**
Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
**[13:28] Leland**
Tonight, all those assembled here
will be stripped down to their bones.
**[13:33] Marguerite**
Their bones?
**[13:34] Leland**
Yes! That will be your salvation.
**[13:38] Leland**
Behold the X-ray magic crystal
handed down through my family.
**[13:42] Leland**
Its power has given us
standing and prestige as doctors.
**[13:47] Leland**
But it's done more than just that.
**[13:50] Leland**
This magic crystal has shown me
the truth of things.
**[13:55] Leland**
Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
**[13:58] Leland**
so why is the world full of such tragedy?
**[14:01] Leland**
I struggled with that question...
**[14:03] Leland**
Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
**[14:07] Leland**
Watching him offer salvation to one and all
left a deep impression on me.
**[14:12] Leland**
To create a conflict-free world
where we are all truly equal,
**[14:18] Leland**
we must pare down everything extraneous.
**[14:22] Marguerite**
That's why you're doing this?!
**[14:23] Marguerite**
But the love you felt for the
orphans seemed so genuine!
**[14:28] Leland**
Yes. I mean to save those
children as well someday.
**[14:32] Leland**
Once they've matured into
their most beautiful forms.
**[14:35] Leland**
You're special, though.
**[14:37] Leland**
I never thought you'd grow
into such an appealing form yourself.
**[14:43] Leland**
I've fallen in love with you, you see.
**[14:47] Leland**
Tonight's ritual will double
as our marriage ceremony.
**[14:50] Marguerite**
Marriage?!
**[14:52] Siruela**
There's a lot of them.
**[14:53] Siruela**
Devils, too.
**[14:55] Isaac**
The princess comes first.
Sacrifices are acceptable.
**[14:59] Siruela**
Not so fast.
**[15:00] Siruela**
I guess we'll have to see...
**[15:01] Siruela**
Whether he's an impostor
or the real deal.
**[15:04] Anri**
If you can break the caster's
concentration for just a second,
**[15:08] Anri**
I can steal control of the skeletons.
**[15:10] Touka**
Great! Hang on tight, then!
**[15:13] Marguerite**
I refuse!
**[15:14] Marguerite**
It's true that I trusted you
and respected you,
**[15:17] Marguerite**
but I simply don't feel that way about you!
**[15:19] Leland**
You do not love me?
**[15:22] Leland**
You're mistaken.
**[15:24] Leland**
I'll liberate you and make you
realize your true feelings.
**[15:33] Marguerite**
*Why am I thinking about that awful man?!*
**[15:36] Touka**
Hold it!
**[15:37] Touka**
I'll be taking her back now!
**[15:39] Touka**
She's *my* bride, you see!
**[15:44] Touka**
Wha?
**[15:47] Yuna**
Now *that* felt good.
**[15:49] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero?
**[15:51] Touka**
I said I wouldn't abandon you.
**[15:53] Touka**
Also, my name's Touka.
**[15:55] Touka**
Touka Scott.
**[15:59] Marguerite**
Thank you so much, Touka!
**[16:03] Leland**
*I was certain I'd taken his head...*
**[16:06] Leland**
Detain them, my skeletons!
**[16:10] Anri**
They belong to me now.
**[16:13] Leland**
A necromancer?!
**[16:15] Touka**
Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
**[16:18] Touka**
Ready to pay the piper?
**[16:20] Leland**
Don't touch that mask!
**[16:22] Leland**
The X-ray magic crystal
is our family heirloom!
**[16:24] Touka**
Did you say X-ray?
**[16:26] Touka**
So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
that you turned criminal for, huh?
**[16:31] Touka**
You bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:33] Anri**
That one's Togras.
**[16:36] Touka**
Ein Togras!
**[16:39] Touka**
Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
**[16:41] Yuna**
I knew you'd try that,
you bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:45] Isaac**
There are more than I expected.
**[16:50] Yuna**
Leland's running!
**[16:51] Siruela**
Leave these guys to us.
**[16:52] Siruela**
You pursue Leland!
**[16:55] Leland**
I can't fail here.
**[16:56] Leland**
I need to save more people!
**[17:00] Yuna**
You're not getting away now.
**[17:02] Leland**
Oh, but I am.
**[17:06] Yuna**
No!
**[17:07] Touka**
Yuna!
**[17:09] Touka**
A miracle!
**[17:09] Yuna**
Help me, damn it!
**[17:13] Leland**
This is an underground graveyard
for those who died three years ago.
**[17:17] Leland**
It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
**[17:19] Touka**
Is that what you think?
**[17:21] Touka**
You think you can beat our Anri?
**[17:23] Leland**
That's why I'm using these.
**[17:26] Marguerite**
No!
**[17:27] Marguerite**
If you take that many soma drops at once...
**[17:30] Leland**
Indeed.
**[17:31] Leland**
Neither my mind nor body will be able
to withstand the surge of mana.
**[17:34] Leland**
But this is my eleventh hour.
**[17:37] Leland**
I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
**[17:41] Leland**
Ein Sayil!
**[17:43] Leland**
Ein Rosabis!
**[17:44] Anri**
Spells for creating weapons
and enhancing toughness!
**[17:49] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:50] Leland**
I'll be taking her back now.
**[17:52] Leland**
I can no longer return to the capital.
**[17:54] Leland**
But at the very least, I'll have her!
**[18:01] Marguerite**
Isaac!
**[18:03] Isaac**
This was my choice...
**[18:05] Isaac**
I've stifled you for so long
and made you suffer.
**[18:10] Isaac**
But now you'll be free.
**[18:13] Isaac**
Your Highness, you must live
for yourself from now on!
**[18:17] Touka**
Sorry it's your big scene and all,
**[18:19] Touka**
but I gotta interrupt!
**[18:20] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[18:23] Touka**
Escape accomplished!
**[18:25] Touka**
Let's get back to the babe
with luscious thighs!
**[18:32] Leland**
A spell to create a wall?
**[18:35] Leland**
But you didn't cover your tracks...
**[18:38] Marguerite**
We're not far from the capital.
**[18:40] Yuna**
This is where we camped out.
**[18:43] Yuna**
Let's make a break for the city.
**[18:44] Marguerite**
Wait a moment!
**[18:46] Marguerite**
We would be dragging
the citizens into our fight.
**[18:49] Touka**
Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
**[18:55] Leland**
*You can't escape me, you know.*
**[18:58] Yuna**
It's working like a charm.
**[19:00] Touka**
These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
**[19:03] Touka**
It only figures he'd try to track us.
**[19:07] Touka**
So if he follows the trail of grape juice
that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
**[19:07] sign**
Touka
**[19:07] sign**
Yuna
**[19:10] sign**
Leland
**[19:10] Touka**
he'll just keep going in circles.
**[19:14] Marguerite**
To buy us to safety in such a manner...
**[19:17] Marguerite**
Touka, who are you truly?
**[19:21] Anri**
I've been wondering that myself.
**[19:23] Anri**
You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
**[19:25] Anri**
Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
**[19:27] Anri**
Is there some secret behind it?
**[19:31] Touka**
I'm actually—
**[19:32] Yuna**
A degenerate farmer.
**[19:34] Touka**
Yuna!
**[19:34] Touka**
That was my big chance to earn their respect!
**[19:37] Yuna**
I've known him for ages.
He's just a crafty little sneak.
**[19:40] Touka**
There's more you don't know about me, though!
**[19:43] Anri**
Oh? Like what?
**[19:45] Touka**
Before the Gates of Hell opened,
**[19:49] Touka**
the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
to the north were at war.
**[19:53] Touka**
My asshole dad wanted
to loot a burned-out city,
**[19:55] Touka**
so he dragged me and my mom along.
**[19:58] Touka**
The fighting was way worse than he thought.
**[20:00] Touka**
My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
**[20:03] Touka**
I got left on my own, and I spent
over a year running and hiding
**[20:07] Touka**
before I finally made it home.
**[20:09] Touka**
I think that experience is paying off now.
**[20:13] Marguerite**
What a tragic past!
**[20:15] Anri**
Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
**[20:17] Anri**
I'll remain by your side forever!
**[20:20] Yuna**
Can we get back to the topic at hand?
**[20:22] Touka**
So, what now?
**[20:23] Touka**
Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
**[20:26] Yuna**
He boosted it with soma drops.
**[20:28] Yuna**
He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
**[20:31] Anri**
What if we were to steal
the soma drops from him?
**[20:34] Anri**
We could increase Sir Touka's
mana as well that way.
**[20:37] Marguerite**
We can't guarantee
he hasn't used them all already.
**[20:41] Anri**
True enough.
**[20:43] Isaac**
There's another way to increase your mana.
**[20:46] Isaac**
The princess's bodily fluids.
**[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri**
Bodily fluids...?
**[20:50] Isaac**
The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
**[20:57] Isaac**
Her Highness's bodily fluids
contain concentrated mana,
**[21:02] Isaac**
though not as potent as soma drops.
**[21:05] Touka**
Y-You wanna be more specific here?
**[21:08] Isaac**
Sweat. Tears. Snot.
**[21:11] Isaac**
And urine!
**[21:13] Touka**
Tears seem like the least offensive option.
**[21:15] Touka**
C'mon, Marguerite.
**[21:16] Touka**
Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
**[21:18] Marguerite**
Impossible! I have not shed
a single tear for ten years!
**[21:21] Isaac**
The result of the training
I put her through...
**[21:24] Marguerite**
It isn't your fault, Isaac!
**[21:25] Isaac**
No, I am responsible.
**[21:27] Touka**
I guess that's it.
**[21:28] Touka**
I'll have to make do with sweat.
**[21:30] Marguerite**
Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
**[21:33] Touka**
My precious sweat!
**[21:35] Touka**
C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
**[21:37] Anri**
Would you like to try my snot?
**[21:40] Touka**
Why the hell would I?!
**[21:41] Touka**
Damn it. Urine, then?
**[21:43] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[21:45] Yuna**
You megaperv!
**[21:46] Touka**
I don't wanna do it either!
**[21:47] Touka**
But if it's the only way,
what choice do we have?!
**[21:49] Isaac**
In terms of volume,
it does seem the best way.
**[21:52] Marguerite**
Not you too, Isaac!
**[21:55] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[21:56] Marguerite**
Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
**[21:59] Touka**
I'm kind of a skeleton,
so closing eyes is no-go—
**[22:03] Yuna**
A-Are you really gonna do it?
**[22:06] Marguerite**
For the peace of my kingdom.
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
# E5 - The Legendary Hero Is Revived
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1NP1/the-legendary-hero-is-revived)
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Touka**
Hang on a minute!
**[00:08] (Flashback) Touka**
That guy's not a true necromancer.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Touka**
Which means...
**[00:14] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:26] sign**
THE
**[00:27] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:27] sign**
DARY
**[00:28] sign**
HERO
**[00:28] sign**
IS
**[00:29] sign**
DEAD
**[01:43] sign**
Episode 5
**[01:43] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Revived
**[01:44] Leland**
*Curious.*
**[01:46] Leland**
*There are too many blood stains.*
**[01:50] Leland**
*It's not blood?*
**[01:51] Leland**
*They tricked me!*
**[01:54] (Flashback) Touka**
What's a guy boosted by soma drops gonna do?
**[01:57] (Flashback) Touka**
He's gonna send his skeletons out
in all directions.
**[02:01] (Flashback) Touka**
We'll use the sacred sword to disguise ourselves
as a rock and wait for our chance.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Yuna**
Hang on a sec.
**[02:07] (Flashback) Yuna**
He has to be feeling cautious.
Won't he keep some skeletons in reserve?
**[02:11] (Flashback) Anri**
Well...
**[02:12] (Flashback) Anri**
With remote necromancy, you share the
perception of all the zombies you control.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Anri**
But it's impossible for a human
to pay attention to that many at once.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Anri**
In other words, he'll easily
fall for even a simple trap.
**[02:26] Leland**
What? What was that?
**[02:28] (Flashback) Touka**
Then, while he's concentrating
on the skeletons,
**[02:31] (Flashback) Touka**
I'll infiltrate their ranks, and...
**[02:34] Leland**
*A skeleton accosting me of its own accord?*
**[02:39] Touka**
What?!
**[02:40] Leland**
I thought you might come.
**[02:42] Leland**
Unfortunately for you,
that's a reinforced bracer.
**[02:45] Leland**
I moved the magic crystal over here.
**[02:49] Leland**
I knew that if you wanted to stop my magic,
**[02:51] Leland**
you'd target my crystal.
**[02:55] Leland**
Now, my skeletons! Tear him off of me!
**[02:58] Yuna/Anri**
Ein Grendel!
**[03:02] Yuna**
Even if we can't destroy these guys...
**[03:04] Anri**
We can still knock them away!
**[03:06] Leland**
They're using the spell in tandem?!
**[03:08] Leland**
Nevertheless, the instant my skeletons
return, it's over for you!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Touka**
There's a chance our ambush may fail.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Touka**
If it does, I'll do whatever I can
to expose his magic crystal.
**[03:19] (Flashback) Touka**
Then, Marguerite...
**[03:20] (Flashback) Touka**
You destroy it for me.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Marguerite**
Me? But...
**[03:24] (Flashback) Touka**
We're in a forest.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Touka**
There's tons of things around us
that we can use to make weapons.
**[03:30] (Flashback) Touka**
The wood of these trees
is extremely flexible.
**[03:33] (Flashback) Touka**
These are sturdy enough to make twine.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Touka**
See where I'm going with this?
**[03:43] Marguerite**
Isaac.
**[03:44] Marguerite**
Without you,
**[03:46] Marguerite**
I'd be in tears right now
over my own powerlessness.
**[03:51] Marguerite**
Take a good look.
**[03:53] Marguerite**
Behold the person I've become
under your tutelage.
**[03:57] (Flashback) Touka**
I know you can make the shot.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Marguerite**
Right.
**[04:00] Marguerite**
*This* is what a real princess looks like.
**[04:09] Leland**
No, no, no, no!
**[04:11] Leland**
What have you done?!
**[04:13] Yuna**
Now...
**[04:14] Yuna**
Are you ready for what's coming?
**[04:20] Touka**
The moment you set out to create
a thighless world,
**[04:22] Touka**
you were destined for defeat at my hands.
**[04:25] Anri**
Incredible! Was this all truly foretold?
**[04:28] Yuna**
It absolutely was not.
**[04:30] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[04:31] Marguerite**
We're saved, aren't we?
**[04:34] Touka**
Yeah! Pretty much all thanks to me!
**[04:39] Devil**
Leland, what a nobody you turned out to be!
**[04:43] Devil**
And here I am, bringing you
this nice souvenir...
**[04:46] Marguerite**
Siruela?!
**[04:49] Yuna**
The devil with the red head
I saw in the basement?!
**[04:52] Anri**
That's...
**[04:53] Anri**
a high-rank devil!
**[05:04] Yuna/Marguerite**
Touka!
**[05:04] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[05:05] Devil**
Aw, I missed the princess?
**[05:08] Devil**
Wait, is that the Sacred Sword?
**[05:10] Devil**
So that's the legendary hero?
**[05:12] Devil**
Well, whatever! Who's next?
**[05:15] Yuna**
*I think this was...*
**[05:16] Yuna**
Ein Rosabis!
**[05:18] Yuna**
Ein Grendel!
**[05:20] Yuna**
* I don't know if I stand*
* a chance against this thing,*
**[05:23] Yuna**
*but I have to try!*
**[05:27] Devil**
Decent moves for a nobody.
**[05:30] Yuna**
How's Touka?!
**[05:32] Anri**
He's alive!
**[05:33] Anri**
But given his poor regenerative abilities...
**[05:35] Yuna**
Find any soma drops?!
**[05:36] Isaac**
None!
**[05:37] Isaac**
That was the last of them!
**[05:38] Yuna**
Anri, send him back to his body!
**[05:41] Yuna**
We at least have to save his soul!
**[05:44] Anri**
No!
**[05:44] Anri**
If I send him back in this state,
he'll degenerate for sure!
**[05:51] Devil**
So you're Anri?
**[05:53] Devil**
You're the necromancer
Leland kept talking about...
**[05:57] Devil**
So what's all this?
**[05:59] Devil**
We don't feel grief
when someone dies, do we?
**[06:02] Devil**
You know, necromancers like us.
**[06:05] Anri**
"Like us"?
**[06:07] Devil**
I'll take you along.
**[06:11] Devil**
Now, let's get back to the killing!
**[06:14] Devil**
I wonder how king will react
when he sees his dead daughter!
**[06:18] Isaac**
Ein Seil!
**[06:21] Isaac**
Your Highness, I'll buy you time!
**[06:24] Isaac**
Use it!
**[06:27] Devil**
Ah, the little rat who refuses to die?
**[06:32] Yuna**
I'm here too!
**[06:33] Devil**
Pathetic nobodies!
**[06:41] Marguerite**
*It's no use.*
**[06:42] Marguerite**
*I can't pee when I'm nervous!*
**[06:45] Touka**
It's okay. Forget it.
**[06:47] Touka**
That's not something a princess
should be doing anyway.
**[06:50] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[06:51] Touka**
I figured this was how things would shake out.
**[06:54] Touka**
Some farmer like me
trying to save the world...?
**[06:59] Marguerite**
Don't say that!
**[07:01] Marguerite**
You were willing to sacrifice
your life to protect me!
**[07:05] Marguerite**
You're a true hero to me, at the very least!
**[07:09] Touka**
Yeah?
**[07:11] Touka**
Then can your hero ask a final wish?
**[07:15] Touka**
I've got stockings in my pocket.
**[07:17] Touka**
If you'd put them on,
just this one last time...
**[07:20] Marguerite**
You're still thinking about that now?
**[07:28] Marguerite**
Touka?
**[07:32] Marguerite**
Touka?!
**[07:33] Marguerite**
I refuse to allow you to die here!
**[07:37] Marguerite**
I refuse...
**[07:45] Marguerite**
You must take responsibility.
**[07:50] Marguerite**
Because through all your lies...
**[07:54] Marguerite**
Through your lies, I fell in love!
**[08:02] Devil**
What's the matter?
You're looking pretty slow.
**[08:07] Yuna**
*I've used so much mana that I'm feeling faint...*
**[08:10] Touka**
You can relax now! You bought us enough time.
**[08:14] Touka**
Brought back to life by a princess's tears...
**[08:18] Touka**
Doesn't get more "legendary hero" than that.
**[08:21] Devil**
So you *are* the legendary hero.
**[08:24] Devil**
No, wait... Is there someone else in there?
**[08:28] Devil**
Still, no matter how many times you revive,
**[08:30] Devil**
you'll still be a nobody!
**[08:36] Touka**
Who're you calling a nobody?
**[08:39] Touka**
You're the nobody here!
**[08:44] Yuna/Marguerite**
A giant...
**[08:45] Yuna/Marguerite**
thigh?!
**[08:47] Touka**
Get crushed,
**[08:49] Touka**
you eyebally bastard!
**[08:55] Diego**
So that's the legendary hero?
**[08:57] Diego**
Wonderful. How touching.
**[09:00] Diego**
Our revenge story wouldn't be exciting
if he wasn't at least that strong.
**[09:06] Friedrich**
What happened?
**[09:07] Diego**
Things could get rather interesting soon.
**[09:10] sign**
Diego Valentine
"Bloody Tears Diego" the Necromancer
**[09:10] Diego**
You should look forward to it, Mr. Snot-Nose!
**[09:14] Friedrich**
I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
**[09:14] sign**
Friedrich Norstein
"Mr. Snot-Nose" the Necromancer
**[09:20] Yuna**
What happened to Leland
after he was arrested?
**[09:23] Marguerite**
Dr. Leland overdosed on soma drops, so...
**[09:27] Leland**
Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!
**[09:30] Touka**
He went nuts, huh?
**[09:32] Marguerite**
Siruela was badly injured.
She'll be hospitalized for some time.
**[09:36] Yuna**
After facing a devil like that,
it's a wonder she's even alive.
**[09:40] Touka**
Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
**[09:44] Anri**
What's going to happen to the orphanage?
**[09:46] Isaac**
No need to worry there.
**[09:48] Isaac**
I've thrown my hat into the ring to be director.
**[09:51] Touka**
You wanna take over?
**[09:52] Isaac**
In name only at first.
**[09:54] Isaac**
I plan to relearn my principles of education
**[09:56] Isaac**
so that I never make the same mistake again!
**[09:59] Marguerite**
You make me sound like
a failed experiment...
**[10:01] Marguerite**
But my MES is cured.
**[10:03] Touka**
What?! It is?
**[10:05] Marguerite**
Yes!
**[10:06] Marguerite**
Maybe crying ten years of pent-up tears
**[10:09] Marguerite**
and getting my real
feelings out did the trick.
**[10:13] Touka**
I was hoping for your help
if I ever rot again...
**[10:16] Yuna**
Her condition's not
for your convenience, you know!
**[10:18] Marguerite**
R-Really, don't worry!
**[10:20] Marguerite**
I'll give you my remaining soma drops.
**[10:23] Touka**
You mean it?
**[10:24] Touka**
So I can finally start my
journey as a proper hero!
**[10:28] Touka**
Our true battle begins now!
**[10:30] Yuna**
Don't say that. You'll jinx it.
**[10:33] Touka**
By the way, what did you mean
about "getting out your real feelings"?
**[10:38] Marguerite**
Oh, well...
**[10:40] Marguerite**
*I said it in the heat of the moment...*
**[10:42] Marguerite**
*I'm much too embarrassed to say it again!*
**[10:45] Touka**
I do remember making a dying wish...
**[10:50] Marguerite**
W-Will this do?
**[10:53] Touka**
Lusciousness on par with Yuna's!
**[10:56] Touka**
Like a radish so plump
that you can barely pluck it!
**[10:59] Anri**
*A radish? A fellow vegetable!*
**[11:01] Touka**
I'd hate to say goodbye.
**[11:03] Touka**
I could worship those thighs every day...
**[11:07] Yuna**
That's the creepiest pick-up line
I've ever heard.
**[11:09] Marguerite**
I'm very sorry.
**[11:11] Marguerite**
I am still a princess, you see...
***SIGN*** You're setting out again?
**[11:18] Touka**
The world's in danger, after all...
***SIGN*** I see.
***SIGN*** Then allow me to bestow you with a token of my esteem.
***SIGN*** I hope it'll be of use to you.
**[11:27] Touka**
What's this thing?
**[11:28] Isaac**
An enchanted carriage.
**[11:30] Isaac**
It moves by infusing the magic crystal
in the driver's seat with mana.
**[11:35] Anri**
It moves with mana?!
**[11:37] Anri**
*So I'll be doing all the driving?!*
**[11:37] sign**
Shock
**[11:37] sign**
Mana Level 2
**[11:37] sign**
Mana Level 1
**[11:40] Touka**
Marguerite's not gonna see us off?
**[11:44] Isaac**
Her Highness is having her lessons
with another tutor over there.
**[11:49] Touka**
Oh, you're right.
**[11:52] Isaac**
She asked me to deliver this letter.
**[11:55] Marguerite**
*Touka, Yuna, Anri...*
**[11:58] Marguerite**
* If not for you, I might be*
* lost to the world right now.*
**[12:04] Marguerite**
* The gratitude I feel for you*
* cannot be expressed in words.*
**[12:07] Marguerite**
* Touka, when I learned that you*
* were not the real legendary hero,*
**[12:11] Marguerite**
*I was deeply hurt.*
**[12:14] Marguerite**
* But I will forever treasure*
* the memories I made with you.*
**[12:18] Marguerite**
*And once peace returns to the world,*
**[12:21] Marguerite**
*I hope to meet you in your true form.*
**[12:25] Touka**
"PS—I packed a present for you
in the trunk in the back."
**[12:30] Touka**
A present?!
**[12:35] Touka**
Marguerite!
**[12:36] Marguerite**
You need to take responsibility
for your lies!
**[12:40] Marguerite**
I'll be giving you the training you need
to become a true legendary hero!
**[12:45] Touka**
Aw, shucks! No way!
**[12:50] Marguerite**
*I've planned this all out perfectly!*
**[12:52] Yuna**
You don't think the princess
stashed herself in there, do you?
**[12:56] Yuna**
And the one who waved
to us was a body double?
**[12:59] Touka**
Don't be stupid!
**[13:00] Touka**
She'd never trick us like that!
**[13:03] Touka**
Don't you dare besmirch
the woman who saved your life!
**[13:07] Marguerite**
*No way...*
**[13:08] Yuna**
Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
**[13:11] Marguerite**
*They'll be so disappointed if they find me...*
**[13:15] sign**
Days later, they discovered her
on the verge of starvation.
**[13:21] sign**
Fifteen Days Out from the Capital
**[13:24] Touka**
Take that!
**[13:27] Marguerite**
You left yourself wide open.
**[13:29] Touka**
C-Can we give the training a rest?
**[13:32] Touka**
I don't need it.
**[13:33] Touka**
I can just enlarge the Sacred Sword
and smash any enemy we run into.
**[13:37] Yuna**
But you're back down
to a mana level of 3 now.
**[13:40] Touka**
Huh? Already?
**[13:41] Marguerite**
You're expending mana every day
to repair your body.
**[13:46] Marguerite**
It's impressive maintenance, considering.
**[13:48] Touka**
How many vials of soma drops
did you bring, Marguerite?
**[13:52] Marguerite**
Five.
**[13:53] Touka**
*This is bad!*
**[13:54] Touka**
* We gotta get to the Gates of Hell*
* and finish this journey fast!*
**[13:57] Marguerite**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[13:58] Marguerite**
It's dangerous to rely entirely
on soma drops.
**[14:01] Marguerite**
You need to learn how to fight without mana!
**[14:03] Touka**
If it comes down to it,
a good pitfall solves most problems.
**[14:07] Marguerite**
I won't allow you to fight
in such an unheroic way!
**[14:10] Yuna**
Touka is incapable of learning
anything he's not interested in.
**[14:13] Yuna**
He never learned to raise
anything that wasn't a radish.
**[14:16] Touka**
Because it's the perfect food!
Great to look at, great to eat!
**[14:19] Touka**
In life, a radish is all you need!
**[14:22] Touka**
Speaking of needing,
is it really okay for you to be with us?
**[14:25] Touka**
Can the capital get along without you?
**[14:26] Marguerite**
I'm sure Isaac will cover for me.
**[14:30] Marguerite**
And I believe it's best that I use
everything he taught me to save the world.
**[14:36] Touka**
Choosing to fight on
the front lines yourself...
**[14:39] Touka**
The brave princess takes after her father.
**[14:42] Touka**
The fate of the world rests
on your shoulders.
**[14:45] Yuna**
And yours too, right?
**[14:47] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[14:48] Anri**
We'll have fowl for dinner tonight!
**[14:50] Touka**
Great work!
**[14:51] Yuna**
It looks delicious!
**[14:53] Marguerite**
W-Wait!
**[14:54] Marguerite**
That's a letter from Siruela!
**[14:57] Siruela**
* The moment you slew*
* that high-rank devil the other day,*
**[15:01] Siruela**
* one of the court magicians spotted*
* an astral form flying to the northeast.*
**[15:06] Siruela**
* We believe the devil was being*
* controlled via possession necromancy*
**[15:09] Siruela**
* by someone other than Leland.*
* Perhaps a true necromancer.*
**[15:15] Siruela**
*It would be dangerous to leave them at large.*
**[15:18] Siruela**
* I'd like you to head northeast*
* and track down the necromancer.*
**[15:22] Touka**
Know anything about this, Anri?
**[15:24] Anri**
I don't know who was possessing that devil,
**[15:27] Anri**
but if another necromancer
managed to survive,
**[15:30] Anri**
there's a very good chance they want revenge
for what happened three years ago.
**[15:34] Touka**
I see.
**[15:37] Touka**
"Dear Siruela..."
**[15:38] Touka**
"Run your own investigations."
**[15:40] Touka**
And done!
**[15:41] Yuna**
"And done," my butt!
**[15:43] Touka**
I'm the legendary hero.
**[15:45] Touka**
Sealing the Gates of Hell comes first.
**[15:48] Touka**
I'm tired of fighting nudists
and weirdos with bone fetishes.
**[15:52] Touka**
I wanna do some real legendary hero stuff!
**[15:57] Yuna**
Well, fair enough.
**[16:00] sign**
Moaran
**[16:01] Touka**
Hang on a minute.
**[16:02] Touka**
What's all this?
**[16:04] Marguerite**
It's important that you
learn proper dinner etiquette.
**[16:07] Touka**
Everyone's staring at me.
**[16:09] Marguerite**
I need you to be a respectable
legendary hero, Touka.
**[16:12] Touka**
How come?
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Because I h-have to marry you!
**[16:17] Touka**
When our journey's over, I won't be the hero.
I'll be back in my original body—
**[16:20] Marguerite**
Once you save the world,
you *will* be a legendary hero!
**[16:24] Touka**
I was kinda planning on going
back to my old life.
**[16:28] Anri**
Indeed!
**[16:29] Anri**
Sir Touka means to live the
slow life with me!
**[16:31] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[16:32] Marguerite**
Surely you don't intend to defy the king!
**[16:35] Touka**
*Hey, what's going on here?*
**[16:37] Touka**
*Are beautiful girls fighting over me?!*
**[16:39] Touka**
*And over* me*, not Sion?!*
**[16:42] Touka**
*Well, golly gee!*
**[16:46] Touka**
Hang on a minute.
**[16:47] Touka**
How'd this become a tug-of-war
with the townspeople involved?!
**[16:50] Touka**
You're tearing me apart! Really!
**[16:55] Yuna**
Your Highness...
**[16:57] Yuna**
Do you really wanna marry Touka?
**[17:00] Marguerite**
W-Well, that *is* my royal duty...
**[17:03] Yuna**
Are you out of your mind?
**[17:05] Marguerite**
Touka is kind. He always smiles at me.
**[17:08] Marguerite**
He saved my life as well.
**[17:12] Yuna**
He saved your life...
**[17:14] Marguerite**
I'd be more than happy
to fulfill my duty with Touka.
**[17:19] Marguerite**
Might I inquire as to your own
feelings about Touka, Yuna?
**[17:24] Yuna**
I mostly can't ditch the guy,
no matter how hard I try.
**[17:27] Marguerite**
But after he collapsed,
you went after that devil immediately.
**[17:31] Marguerite**
Surely you wouldn't do that
over a man you felt nothing for...
**[17:34] Yuna**
Well, I kinda think of him
as a bratty little brother.
**[17:38] Marguerite**
Then you would have no objection
to my marrying Touka?
**[17:45] Yuna**
Wh-Why are you even asking me about this?
**[17:48] Yuna**
Why should I care what you do?
**[17:51] Marguerite**
* Surely you wouldn't do that*
* over a man you felt nothing for...*
**[17:55] Yuna**
*It's really not like that.*
**[18:05] Touka**
Hang on! I'm just here
to get something I left—
**[18:07] Yuna**
*These*, perhaps?!
**[18:08] Touka**
My stockings!
**[18:10] Touka**
Listen, they're all the rage
in hero's parties these days!
**[18:13] Yuna**
Stop using the hero's body
to do the strangest things!
**[18:16] Yuna**
You're getting on my nerves!
**[18:18] Touka**
Going on about the hero again...
**[18:19] Touka**
When are you gonna let that guy go?
**[18:21] Yuna**
He saved my life! I'll never let him go!
**[18:24] Yuna**
Meanwhile, you're never
around when I need you!
**[18:27] Yuna**
Just like three years ago!
**[18:28] Yuna**
You weren't there when I was in real trouble!
**[18:32] Yuna**
We're together all the time,
but you don't care what happens to me?
**[18:36] Touka**
Hey! Yuna!
**[18:39] Touka**
Don't you wanna put on clothes?
**[18:41] Yuna**
Why is he so obsessed with me?
**[18:44] Yuna**
It's so stupid!
**[18:46] Yuna**
Now that the princess has joined us,
they don't need me anyway.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Yuna**
If you don't wanna go home,
**[18:54] (Flashback) Yuna**
this can be your room.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Yuna**
And this one'll be mine.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Yuna**
I'll stay with you forever, Touka!
**[19:04] Yuna**
Even if I go back now...
**[19:08] Yuna**
Wh-What? Perverts!
**[19:10] Yuna**
But I'm dressed like a perv too...
**[19:13] Yuna**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[19:15] Yuna**
Th-There are so many perverts!
**[19:19] Yuna**
*It makes sense given how I'm dressed,*
**[19:22] Yuna**
*but that's still an awful lot of pervs...*
**[19:25] Yuna**
*My head hurts.*
**[19:27] Yuna**
*And where I got bit is on fire.*
**[19:31] Yuna**
* These townspeople...*
* They're not just perverts.*
**[19:34] Touka**
Yuna! You okay?!
**[19:36] Yuna**
Touka! What are you doing?
**[19:38] Touka**
What do you think?
You ran out in your underwear!
**[19:41] Touka**
Or is that your style now?
**[19:43] Yuna**
Hell no!
**[19:46] Touka**
Yuna, what's wrong?
**[19:48] Yuna**
I feel... hot all over...
**[19:51] Touka**
Really? When you're in your underwear?
**[19:53] Touka**
*Is she coming on to me?*
**[19:56] Touka**
* Stripping down to her undies, making me*
* chase her into some abandoned alleyway...*
**[20:01] Touka**
*Yeah, it's gotta be!*
**[20:03] Touka**
*Time to go all the way with Yuna!*
**[20:08] Touka**
*Huh?*
**[20:09] Touka**
*Wait... I'm in the hero's body.*
**[20:12] Touka**
* So if we do, it'll actually*
* be the hero doing it!*
**[20:15] Touka**
*Even dead, he's still getting in the way!*
**[20:18] Touka**
*Sion the Legendary Hero, you sleazy bastard!*
**[20:22] Touka**
Damn it! The townsfolk
are a bunch of peeping toms!
**[20:26] Yuna**
Touka...
**[20:28] Yuna**
They aren't just normal townsfolk...
**[20:33] Touka**
Seriously, Yuna, what's wrong?
**[20:36] Yuna**
They bit me.
**[20:38] Touka**
They bit you?
**[20:41] Touka**
It doesn't look that bad.
**[20:45] Yuna**
*Wait, am I...*
**[20:48] Yuna**
Touka, revert the Sacred Sword.
**[20:50] Touka**
If I do that—
**[20:52] Yuna**
Just do it!
**[20:58] Touka**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[21:00] Yuna**
I'm sorry, Touka.
**[21:04] Yuna**
I think I'm turning into one of them.
**[21:09] Yuna**
So you have to run.
**[21:11] Touka**
Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
**[21:13] Yuna**
Just do it!
**[21:14] Yuna**
I was planning to leave you anyway.
**[21:17] Touka**
You were? Why?!
**[21:19] Yuna**
Because I don't want to be around you!
**[21:21] Yuna**
Because I don't like you anymore!
**[21:24] Yuna**
So get the hell away this instant!
**[21:27] Touka**
In your dreams!
**[21:30] Touka**
I don't care if you're a monster
or if you don't like me!
**[21:34] Touka**
None of that's any excuse
to leave you behind!
**[21:37] Yuna**
* Why? When I'm trying so hard*
* to drive him away...*
**[21:41] Touka**
Damn it...
**[21:43] Belarco**
Need a hand?
**[21:45] Belarco**
I'll do it if you'll admit
you're not the real hero.
**[21:49] Touka**
I dunno who you are,
but I admit it! So help me!
**[21:52] Belarco**
Very well.
**[21:54] Belarco**
Now burn the sight into your mind...
**[21:56] Belarco**
of the glorious polearm-wielding
Twin-Spear Belarco!
**[22:04] Touka**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[22:08] Belarco**
I sprained it.
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
# E6 - The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QMXE/the-legendary-hero-is-a-girl)
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**[00:03] Marguerite**
Anri! The magic crystals!
**[00:05] Anri**
Right!
**[00:06] Anri**
Weapons... Any weapons?
**[00:09] Anri**
Here!
**[00:10] Anri**
Ein Seil!
**[00:19] Marguerite**
Ein Fleurety!
**[00:27] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:39] sign**
THE
**[00:40] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:40] sign**
DARY
**[00:41] sign**
HERO
**[00:41] sign**
IS
**[00:42] sign**
DEAD
**[01:56] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Girl
**[01:56] sign**
Episode 6
**[01:57] Anri**
That knocked the zombies out?
**[01:59] Marguerite**
It's not an especially powerful spell.
**[02:02] Marguerite**
Is something odd about that?
**[02:04] Anri**
It means there's no necromancy in play.
**[02:07] Touka**
Hey, make sure you guys don't get bit!
**[02:10] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[02:12] Touka**
If they bite you, you become
a monster like them.
**[02:16] Anri**
What's wrong with Dame Yuna?
**[02:18] Touka**
Oh, uh, she was hanging out in her undies
after the bath and got chilly!
**[02:23] Anri**
Indeed, it would be terrible
to leave her in that state.
**[02:26] Touka**
* I dunno what'll happen if they find out*
* Yuna's turning into a monster...*
**[02:31] Touka**
* Don't worry.*
* I'll protect you, no matter what!*
**[02:34] Anri**
What do we do next?
**[02:37] Marguerite**
If we wish to leave town, it's quite
a ways to the enchanted carriage.
**[02:41] Anri**
And there's no guarantee we'll reach it
without getting bit.
**[02:45] Touka**
I was planning on staying here anyway.
**[02:47] Touka**
At least until we find the cause
of this chaos and resolve it!
**[02:50] Anri**
Sir Touka! You're taking
your duties seriously!
**[02:53] Marguerite**
You're just like a true legendary hero!
**[02:55] Belarco**
Then we should head to the mayor's mansion.
**[02:58] Belarco**
Survivors are there.
**[03:01] Anri/Marguerite**
Who are you?
**[03:03] Crowd 1**
What do we do now?!
**[03:04] Crowd 2**
Are we all going to be bitten
and become monsters?
**[03:07] Dott**
Calm down already!
**[03:09] sign**
Dott Burns
Mayor
**[03:09] Dott**
There's absolutely nothing to worry about!
**[03:13] Dott**
There's a sturdy wall around this mansion!
**[03:16] Dott**
No one can get in!
**[03:17] Citizen**
Someone got in!
**[03:18] Dott**
What?!
**[03:20] Citizen**
Sion the hero!
**[03:24] Citizen 3**
Mr. Hero!
**[03:26] Citizen 4**
The legendary hero's come to save us!
**[03:29] Colin**
What are *they* doing here?
**[03:31] Colin**
I thought we'd given them the slip!
**[03:33] Touka**
Hey, aren't you two...
**[03:35] Touka**
Just my imagination.
**[03:39] Colin**
Th-That woman...
**[03:44] Colin**
Your lady friend there seems
a bit under the weather.
**[03:48] Colin**
She didn't... get *bit*, did she?
**[03:52] Colin**
Maybe we should check. Just to be sure.
**[03:55] Touka**
Sh-She's just caught a cold!
**[03:58] Touka**
She hasn't been bitten!
You don't need to check!
**[04:00] Colin**
Judging by your reaction...
**[04:01] Colin**
She's infected, right?
**[04:04] Colin**
We can't give anyone special treatment,
not even a companion of the hero!
**[04:08] Colin**
Anyone bitten needs to die,
or they'll put us all in danger!
**[04:13] Citizens**
He's right! Kill her!
**[04:14] Citizens**
Isn't the hero's job to protect us?!
**[04:17] Colin**
Hey, no worries.
**[04:19] Colin**
I'll do it for you.
**[04:24] Colin**
* Never thought I'd get my revenge*
* this quickly.*
**[04:27] Colin**
*Talk about good luck!*
**[04:28] Touka**
Ein Grendel!
**[04:32] Touka**
If you lay a single finger on her...
**[04:36] Touka**
I'll kill you where you stand.
**[04:38] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[04:38] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[04:40] Marguerite**
Is it true, then, that Yuna was...
**[04:42] Citizen**
Mr. Hero! I thought you were here to save us!
**[04:47] Touka**
Shut up!
**[04:48] Touka**
Are you telling me if your
loved ones turned into monsters,
**[04:51] Touka**
you'd be willing to kill 'em just like that?
**[04:54] Touka**
Well, not me!
**[04:56] Touka**
I'll protect Yuna, no matter
who I have to fight to do it!
**[04:59] Marguerite**
Touka! Sheath your sword and calm yourself!
**[05:02] Touka**
You're against me too, Marguerite?!
**[05:04] Marguerite**
Of course not!
**[05:05] Marguerite**
But take a look around you!
**[05:07] Marguerite**
You're putting all of these people in danger!
**[05:13] Anri**
Why did you hide it from us?
**[05:15] Anri**
You must know that we would
never abandon Dame Yuna.
**[05:19] Touka**
Sorry. I freaked myself out about it, and...
**[05:25] Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:27] Touka**
Stop it!
**[05:28] Citizen A**
It's too late!
**[05:29] Citizen B**
Someone kill her already!
**[05:31] Marguerite**
Touka!
**[05:32] Touka**
Stay back! You'll get bit!
**[05:34] Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:35] Touka**
Please, Yuna! Wake up!
**[05:40] Anri**
I'll give it a try.
**[05:41] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[05:49] Citizen B**
Sh-She stopped...
**[05:52] Anri**
Dame Yuna merely has a cold.
**[05:54] Anri**
Isn't that right?
**[05:56] Citizen A**
Whew, you scared me there!
**[05:58] Citizen B**
That wasn't funny at all, Mr. Hero!
**[06:03] Touka**
What's going on here, Anri?
**[06:05] Touka**
How can you control Yuna with necromancy?
**[06:08] Touka**
Don't tell me she's dea—
**[06:10] Anri**
No, look at Miss Yuna's head with this.
**[06:13] Anri**
It's Ein Bidiel.
**[06:19] Touka/Marguerite**
Ein Bidiel?
**[06:22] Anri**
I acquired this crystal in the capital.
**[06:24] Anri**
It lets you perceive others' mana levels.
**[06:27] Anri**
More precisely, it grants perception
of formless things like mana and souls.
**[06:31] Marguerite**
I see Yuna's soul, mana wall, and...
**[06:35] Touka**
What's that wrapped around it?
**[06:37] Anri**
The spell responsible for
the sudden change in her behavior.
**[06:40] Anri**
It's likely suppressing her soul,
stripping away her reason,
**[06:44] Anri**
and making her act like a monster.
**[06:46] Touka**
Which means Yuna's still in there,
and she's still alive?
**[06:51] Anri**
Indeed.
**[06:53] Touka**
I'm so glad.
**[06:55] Touka**
Then why'd the necromancy work?
**[06:56] Anri**
The spell seems to weaken the target's soul,
**[07:00] Anri**
leaving them in a corpse-like state.
**[07:03] Anri**
I'm so relieved it worked!
**[07:05] Touka**
You weren't *sure* it would?!
**[07:07] Marguerite**
If this is the doing of magic,
**[07:09] Marguerite**
then stealing or destroying
the caster's crystal
**[07:11] Marguerite**
should return Yuna to normal.
**[07:13] Touka**
You mean it?!
**[07:14] Touka**
Okay! Then let's find the caster, fast!
**[07:18] Marguerite**
Wait!
**[07:19] Marguerite**
It's not safe to go out in the dark
with all those zombies around!
**[07:23] Anri**
It would be wise to be patient.
We should wait until dawn.
**[07:26] Touka**
Can you really keep control
of Yuna until then?
**[07:29] Anri**
It's true that I cannot use
remote necromancy while asleep.
**[07:33] Anri**
So I shall use possession necromancy
to take over her body.
**[07:38] Touka**
You're going to possess Yuna?
**[07:40] Anri**
If remote necromancy works,
possession necromancy surely will as well.
**[07:44] sign**
Anri's Soul
**[07:44] sign**
Yuna's Soul
**[07:44] Anri**
I don't think the enemy's spell
will take notice of my soul inside her,
**[07:49] Anri**
as two souls in one body
is a most unusual circumstance.
**[07:55] Touka**
Anri.
**[07:57] Touka**
Let *me* possess Yuna.
**[08:00] Touka**
If you do it, you won't be able to
use your remote necromancy, right?
**[08:04] Anri**
Indeed, I cannot use other forms
of necromancy outside my own body.
**[08:08] Touka**
I figured as much.
**[08:09] Touka**
And since your remote necromancy
works on infected people,
**[08:13] Touka**
having you possess someone else
isn't a smart move.
**[08:16] Anri**
But with your mana level, you won't be
able to withstand possession necromancy.
**[08:20] Touka**
I'll use some soma drops, then!
**[08:23] Marguerite**
You can't! They're far too precious!
**[08:26] Touka**
Aren't you a princess?
How'd you get so stingy?
**[08:29] Touka**
What's the point in having a bunch
left over after we save the world?
**[08:33] Marguerite**
But I could possess Yuna as well!
**[08:35] Touka**
And if someone who knows Yuna happens to
show up, could you play her effectively?
**[08:40] Touka**
Well, I could!
**[08:42] Touka**
I know everything about her.
**[08:45] Touka**
Don't worry.
**[08:46] Touka**
I've got no ulterior motives here!
**[08:48] Touka**
You gotta trust me.
**[08:50] Touka**
This is the best way to save Yuna!
**[08:54] Anri**
Very well.
**[08:55] Anri**
I'll allow you to possess her.
**[08:58] Anri**
Are you ready?
**[09:00] Touka**
Yeah.
**[09:02] Anri**
*Possession necromancy!*
**[09:09] Anri**
Are you all right?
**[09:16] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm just fine.
**[09:17] Touka (Yuna)**
It went off without a hitch.
**[09:18] Touka (Yuna)**
Gonna take some getting used to, though.
**[09:22] Touka (Yuna)**
*Now Yuna's thighs belong to me!*
**[09:25] Marguerite**
Touka! What are you doing?!
**[09:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Uh, just checking for any more bite marks!
**[09:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I haven't discovered any injuries yet, but...
**[09:33] Marguerite**
Oh, I see.
**[09:35] Marguerite**
I thought for a moment you
had more illicit intentions...
**[09:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite.
**[09:40] Touka (Yuna)**
You really think I'd do something
so lousy in this situation?
**[09:44] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm just doing this to protect Yuna!
**[09:47] Marguerite**
F-Forgive me.
**[09:50] Touka**
*That was close! Be careful, dude!*
**[09:52] Touka**
* You'll get your chance for*
* a nice long look at her thighs later!*
**[09:55] Touka**
*Be subtle. Be natural...*
**[09:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, guess I better take a bath before bed!
**[10:01] Touka (Yuna)**
All that running's worked up a sweat!
**[10:04] Touka**
*That should do it!*
**[10:06] Marguerite**
Oh, in that case...
**[10:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what's all this?
**[10:11] Marguerite**
I thought Yuna would be embarrassed
to learn that you bathed her.
**[10:14] Anri**
So we'll scrub you up and down!
**[10:17] Touka**
* Damn it! I can't see her thighs*
* with this blindfold on!*
**[10:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Eek!
**[10:21] Marguerite**
Are you all right?
**[10:23] Marguerite**
Did we aggravate your injury?
**[10:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah, I'm okay...
**[10:27] Touka**
*What's with this sensation?!*
**[10:29] Touka**
*Is this what a woman's body is like?*
**[10:31] Touka**
*Man, this is way over the top!*
**[10:34] Touka (Yuna)**
A-Aren't you scrubbing a little hard?
**[10:36] Anri**
It's the only way to get the dirt off.
**[10:39] Touka**
*I can't enjoy Yuna's thighs like this!*
**[10:42] Touka (Yuna)**
Stop it, you guys!
**[10:45] Marguerite**
Oh, don't be shy!
**[10:46] Anri**
You'll feel much better with
all the sweat washed off!
**[10:50] Touka**
*Damn, I couldn't even focus on her thighs!*
**[10:54] Marguerite**
Shall we get some rest, then?
**[10:57] Marguerite**
The mayor reserved us each a room.
**[11:04] Touka**
*At last!*
**[11:06] Touka**
*Yuna's thighs are all mine!*
**[11:10] Touka**
*Who is it now?!*
**[11:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-What now?
**[11:16] Marguerite**
We decided it might be best to
sleep in the same room, just in case.
**[11:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But you can't share a room with a guy!
**[11:23] Anri**
I feel safe with you, Sir Touka!
**[11:26] Marguerite**
And... I... have no objection either.
**[11:30] Marguerite**
After all, you're currently in Yuna's body.
**[11:37] Touka**
*The hell is this situation?*
**[11:41] Touka**
*Wait, duh! Talk about a lucky break!*
**[11:45] Touka**
* I can enjoy Yuna's and Marguerite's*
* thighs at the same time!*
**[11:49] sign**
Faromian Binding Technique:
Instant Binding
**[11:51] Touka (Yuna)**
Huh?
**[11:52] Marguerite**
A natural part of a princess's education.
**[11:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-Why?
**[11:57] Marguerite**
I wish to protect Yuna
just as much as you do.
**[12:01] Touka (Yuna)**
What?!
**[12:04] Citizen**
Hey! Look!
**[12:20] Belarco**
It's begun.
**[12:21] Touka (Yuna)**
What was that sound?!
**[12:24] Marguerite**
The wall has been destroyed!
**[12:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, Anri, wake up!
**[12:28] Touka (Yuna)**
We're under attack!
**[12:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Wake the hell up, damn it!
**[12:35] Citizen**
This way!
**[12:38] Colin**
They finally made it in, eh?
**[12:43] Colin**
This should liven things up a bit.
**[12:45] Neigan**
Hey, don't kill them!
**[12:47] Neigan**
They can still be returned to normal.
**[12:49] Colin**
Oh, really?
**[12:51] Colin**
Whoops! That was my double.
**[12:54] Colin**
Touching it will give you a shock.
**[12:58] Colin**
Don't worry. He's not dead... probably.
**[13:02] Colin**
Anyway, wanna get a load
of the mayor in the throes of despair...
**[13:06] Colin**
Neigan?
**[13:10] Anri**
I'm too sleepy, Sir Touka.
**[13:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Quit sulking!
**[13:15] Touka (Yuna)**
See? They made it all the way
here 'cause you're so slow!
**[13:18] Marguerite**
There are so many.
**[13:19] Marguerite**
It will be difficult to break through
without harming them.
**[13:24] Anri**
*Remote necromancy!*
**[13:27] Anri**
I can hold them with necromancy.
**[13:31] Colin**
Found you!
**[13:33] Dott**
Please, help me!
**[13:36] Colin**
You need help?
**[13:38] Colin**
I thought you said this mansion was safe!
**[13:41] Dott**
There's a safe place close to here!
**[13:42] Dott**
I'll show you the way!
**[13:45] Neigan**
Not good! That's a devil!
**[13:47] Neigan**
We need to save him!
**[13:48] Colin**
Save him?
**[13:50] Colin**
Stop joking around, Neigan.
**[13:53] Colin**
That's the legendary hero's job.
**[13:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey! Someone's in trouble!
**[13:57] Anri**
We're too far away to help him!
**[14:00] Marguerite**
Don't worry. We can make it.
**[14:03] Anri**
The magic crystal for shooting chunks of ice?
**[14:05] Anri**
But it isn't very powerful, is it?
**[14:08] Marguerite**
No, which is why I'll use this.
**[14:11] Marguerite**
This enchanted bow can concentrate
spell effects into arrows.
**[14:18] Marguerite**
Ein Fleurety!
**[14:26] Dott**
I'm saved...
**[14:29] Colin**
Is there really somewhere safe to go?
**[14:32] Dott**
Yes. It's this way!
**[14:44] Belarco**
You made it, impostor hero.
**[14:47] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't tell me *he's* our safety net.
**[14:50] Belarco**
I see. Is it finally my—
**[14:53] Dott**
Nah, he's got nothing to do with anything.
**[14:55] Dott**
It's that room there!
**[15:09] Dott**
Well? What do you think
of my steel-reinforced room?!
**[15:12] Touka (Yuna)**
It's even got cannons!
**[15:14] Dott**
That's right!
**[15:15] Dott**
We can mount attacks in any direction!
**[15:22] Dott**
You see?
**[15:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Idiot! Now they know right where we are!
**[15:26] Dott**
So what if they do?
**[15:28] Dott**
We're totally safe in this room!
**[15:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Did you forget they breached the wall?
**[15:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Even if we're safe, we're the only ones left!
**[15:41] Dott**
It's all over!
**[15:43] Touka**
*This mayor really sucks.*
**[15:45] Dott**
I first heard the news three days ago.
Only a few people were affected...
**[15:50] Dott**
But I did nothing to stop it
and let life go on as always.
**[15:55] Dott**
I never thought it would turn
into a crisis in just a few days!
**[16:01] Marguerite**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[16:04] Marguerite**
We shall return them all to normal.
**[16:08] Dott**
Wait, you...
**[16:09] Dott**
Aren't you...
**[16:11] Dott**
the princess?
**[16:12] Marguerite**
O-Of course not!
**[16:14] Marguerite**
Pure mistaken identity.
**[16:16] Dott**
I'm sure you don't remember me,
**[16:19] Dott**
but we met once when you were very young.
**[16:22] Dott**
I would never mistake that beauty mark!
**[16:25] sign**
Faromian Ultimate Disguise Technique:
Mole Clone Technique
**[16:25] Marguerite**
I have another over here!
**[16:28] Dott**
Oh, excuse me! I suppose it's
mistaken identity after all.
**[16:31] Neigan**
She drew it on.
**[16:32] Colin**
Totally drew it on.
**[16:33] Colin**
Wait, so that's really her?
**[16:35] Marguerite**
A-Anyway, if there are
devils attacking as well,
**[16:39] Marguerite**
is it possible that a devil is also
behind the spell affecting the townspeople?
**[16:45] Anri**
Indeed.
**[16:46] Anri**
And a spell of this scale suggests
a high-rank one, at that.
**[16:51] Touka (Yuna)**
A high-rank devil?
**[16:52] Touka (Yuna)**
If it's like the one we fought
in the capital, this is gonna be tricky...
**[16:56] Touka (Yuna)**
Wait.
**[16:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, did you grab Leland's
X-ray spell crystal?
**[17:01] Anri**
I did.
**[17:04] Touka**
Ein Togras!
**[17:06] Marguerite**
Touka?!
**[17:07] Marguerite**
This is hardly the time or place!
**[17:09] Touka (Yuna)**
U-Uh, my mistake!
**[17:10] Touka (Yuna)**
I meant to search for the devil!
**[17:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Still, it's pretty tricky...
**[17:17] Touka (Yuna)**
If I use too much mana,
I see through *everything*...
**[17:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on. What if I use it
with the mana-seeing crystal?
**[17:25] Touka (Yuna)**
That'll do!
**[17:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Now I can see where they all are!
**[17:28] Anri**
Very impressive, Sir Touka!
**[17:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I can make out three nonhumans for sure.
**[17:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Is the brightest one a high-rank devil?
**[17:37] Touka (Yuna)**
A quick glance around revealed three devils.
**[17:39] Touka (Yuna)**
We've got the four of us,
**[17:42] Touka (Yuna)**
the two of them,
**[17:43] Touka (Yuna)**
and the mayor.
**[17:44] Touka (Yuna)**
That's seven of us in total.
**[17:46] Belarco**
Hey. You forgot about me.
**[17:49] Touka (Yuna)**
If we know where they are,
we can come up with an ambush, right?
**[17:53] Colin**
Huh? Why should we help?
**[17:55] Colin**
Sorry, but we're not a part of this!
**[17:58] Touka (Yuna)**
By the way, aren't you...
**[17:59] Colin**
*Crud! She* does *remember us from the capital!*
**[18:02] Colin**
Look, it wasn't my fault!
**[18:04] Colin**
I was just following Leland's orders!
**[18:07] Marguerite**
As I thought...
**[18:08] Marguerite**
You were working with Leland, then?
**[18:11] Colin**
Y-Yeah...
**[18:14] Colin**
I guess that means
you really are the princess.
**[18:17] Colin**
What are you gonna do about it?
**[18:20] Marguerite**
Your involvement in the capital
incident is absolutely unforgivable.
**[18:26] Marguerite**
But desperate times call
for desperate measures.
**[18:28] Marguerite**
We need every set of hands available.
**[18:31] Marguerite**
If you help us save this town,
**[18:34] Marguerite**
I shall use my authority
to guarantee you clemency.
**[18:39] Neigan**
I-I...
**[18:41] Neigan**
If she's giving us a chance to atone,
**[18:44] Neigan**
I think we'd better take it.
**[18:48] Colin**
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
**[18:50] Colin**
We just gotta help, right?
**[18:58] Touka (Yuna)**
Below us!
**[19:04] Mayor**
They attacked from below?
**[19:06] Mayor**
How'd they know where we were?!
**[19:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Because you fired that damn cannon!
**[19:11] Adele**
Sion the hero...
**[19:13] Adele**
So you *are* here.
**[19:19] Adele**
I've done it.
**[19:21] Anri**
It's not an issue.
**[19:23] Anri**
He can regenerate from standard attacks.
**[19:26] Adele**
It didn't work?
**[19:28] Adele**
Why didn't it work?
**[19:37] Touka (Yuna)**
It blows up anything it touches!
**[19:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Not good!
**[19:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite!
**[19:46] sign**
Faromian Undressing Technique:
Molted Shell
**[19:48] Marguerite**
If not for Isaac's teachings,
I could have died there!
**[19:51] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell was that old man thinking?!
**[19:53] Touka**
*But thanks, bro!*
**[19:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! Let's get outside for now!
**[20:03] Colin**
Sorry, that was my double.
**[20:06] Colin**
There's one down.
**[20:08] Touka (Yuna)**
You okay?
**[20:10] Marguerite**
Yes.
**[20:11] Marguerite**
A true princess must be capable
of enduring far greater levels of shame!
**[20:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Your *lack* of shame seems
pretty unprincesslike to me!
**[20:17] Colin**
To survive an explosion spell,
it must be pretty tough.
**[20:23] Belarco**
I'll take care of this one...
**[20:25] Belarco**
by sending it to the next world.
**[20:27] Colin**
You'll "take care of it"?
**[20:28] Colin**
It's already on its last legs!
**[20:33] Touka (Yuna)**
They're turning on each other?
**[20:35] Marguerite**
No, that must be...
**[20:42] Touka (Yuna)**
On its last legs, my ass!
**[20:43] Touka (Yuna)**
It's alive and kicking!
**[20:47] Marguerite**
Its behavior is totally different now!
**[20:49] Marguerite**
Could it be...
**[20:50] Anri**
Indeed, no doubt about it.
**[20:51] Anri**
This is the same spell
affecting the townspeople!
**[20:54] Touka (Yuna)**
So that high-rank devil is the caster?!
**[20:59] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, enlarge the hero's sword
and crush the damn thing!
**[21:03] Anri**
Very well!
**[21:06] Anri**
What? It's not working.
**[21:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't be stupid!
**[21:09] Touka (Yuna)**
You just gotta imagine it getting big.
**[21:12] Anri**
That's what I'm doing, but it's not working.
**[21:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Here, let me show you.
**[21:17] Touka (Yuna)**
Just stick the thing out
and imagine it growing.
**[21:24] Touka (Yuna)**
See? Easy.
**[21:26] Anri**
Wow! Very impressive, Sir Touka!
**[21:29] Marguerite**
Why can you use the Sacred Sword?
**[21:32] Touka (Yuna)**
What do you mean?
**[21:33] Touka (Yuna)**
I've been using it this whole damn time.
**[21:36] Marguerite**
But you're currently in Yuna's body.
**[21:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you're right.
**[21:43] Touka (Yuna)**
What's that about?
**[21:45] sign**
Next Time
**[21:46] sign**
A New Legendary Hero
**[23:16] Milly**
Hey. You all right?
**[23:21] Belarco**
I'm fine.
**[23:23] Milly**
I think you were carried here from the city.
**[23:26] Belarco**
The people there have
all turned into monsters.
**[23:30] Milly**
I see.
**[23:31] Milly**
Well, I guess I'd better do something.
**[23:35] Milly**
After all, I'm the legendary hero!
# E7 - A New Legendary Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z59N/a-new-legendary-hero)
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**[00:01] Touka (Yuna)**
Why can I use the Sacred Sword
in Yuna's body?
**[00:04] Anri**
I do not know.
**[00:05] Marguerite**
You've been chosen.
**[00:06] Marguerite**
You've become the true legendary hero, Touka.
**[00:10] Touka (Yuna)**
Me? The hero?
**[00:12] Marguerite**
Which means I can fulfill
my royal duty as well.
**[00:15] Marguerite**
So let us wed at once! Right this instant!
**[00:18] Touka (Yuna)**
What are you, stupid?
**[00:19] Touka (Yuna)**
No freaking way can I just
get married like that!
**[00:22] Marguerite**
But it is my duty!
**[00:23] Marguerite**
Or are you going to abandon me
the way the last hero did?
**[00:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, I don't want that either...
**[00:29] Touka (Yuna)**
L-Look, now that I'm
really the legendary hero,
**[00:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got a more important mission
to deal with first.
**[00:34] Marguerite**
A more important mission?
**[00:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah, that's right.
**[00:37] Touka**
* Until I complete my mission of enjoying*
* the thighs of beautiful girls the world over,*
**[00:41] Touka**
*I can't possibly settle down!*
**[00:43] Touka (Yuna)**
And at this *particular* moment...
**[00:45] Touka (Yuna)**
We're in battle!
**[00:46] Touka (Yuna)**
That thing's still going?!
**[00:49] Anri**
The high-rank devil's spell must
have sent it into a berserker fury.
**[00:53] Anri**
Which means...
**[00:54] Anri**
Ein Goedde!
**[00:55] Anri**
Finish it!
**[01:00] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[01:12] sign**
THE
**[01:13] sign**
LEGEN
**[01:13] sign**
DARY
**[01:14] sign**
HERO
**[01:14] sign**
IS
**[01:15] sign**
DEAD
**[02:29] sign**
A New Legendary Hero
**[02:29] sign**
Episode 7
**[02:34] Colin**
Ein Furfur.
**[02:38] Colin**
And now...
**[02:40] Colin**
The finish!
**[02:43] Neigan**
The high-rank devil disappeared.
**[02:46] Colin**
It looked pretty freaked out
when it attacked the hero.
**[02:49] Colin**
Maybe it tossed the mid-rank devil
out as a distraction and fled?
**[02:53] Colin**
Either way, let's get down there and search.
**[02:58] Neigan**
Colin!
**[02:58] Colin**
Shit! You gotta be kidding me!
**[03:00] Touka (Yuna)**
What happened?
**[03:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Get out! Close the door!
**[03:07] Touka (Yuna)**
There's a ton of 'em down there!
**[03:09] Marguerite**
Do you mean to say they're being controlled
rather than mindlessly rampaging?
**[03:13] Touka (Yuna)**
No...
**[03:14] Touka (Yuna)**
I think they're attracted
by sound and voices.
**[03:17] Colin**
Forget that crap!
**[03:18] Colin**
We gotta find and kill that
high-rank devil ASAP!
**[03:21] Anri**
There it is!
**[03:24] Adele**
My power failed to work
on the legendary hero.
**[03:26] Adele**
And that necromancer as well...
**[03:31] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! I missed!
**[03:32] Colin**
The hell are you doing?
**[03:34] Colin**
I'm not becoming a monster today...
**[03:36] Colin**
We can't let that thing get away!
**[03:39] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you jerk!
**[03:40] Anri**
It's my turn now, right?
**[03:43] Colin**
That's it! I'll finish you!
**[03:47] Diego**
Don't bully my girl that way.
**[03:51] Diego**
You've got me on the verge of tears.
**[03:55] Touka (Yuna)**
What're you doing on that horse?
**[03:57] Dott**
It turns out horses don't get
infected! Great news, eh?
**[04:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't tell me... You're the mayor!
You're running away?!
**[04:03] Dott**
You bet I am.
**[04:06] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey! Wait, damn it!
**[04:08] Neigan**
Hang in there!
**[04:09] Marguerite**
We need to stop the bleeding!
**[04:15] Touka (Yuna)**
White hair and red eyes...
**[04:17] Touka (Yuna)**
That guy's a necromancer?
**[04:19] Anri**
That's Sir Diego!
**[04:21] Diego**
Hey there, Anri, Hero.
**[04:23] Diego**
So glad to see you both again.
**[04:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I dunno who the hell you are.
**[04:27] Diego**
Come now, you were there too.
**[04:30] Diego**
I'm aggrieved that you forgot the night
we spent together in the capital.
**[04:35] Anri**
Sir Diego, were you the one inhabiting
the high-rank devil that night?
**[04:39] Touka (Yuna)**
Oh, right, the guy possessing
the devil I beat...
**[04:42] Diego**
You're not the one who beat me.
**[04:45] Diego**
Or were you the one inside the hero, then?
**[04:48] Diego**
So the hero's dead, is he?
**[04:50] Diego**
The slayer of the hero
who defeated the Dark Lord...
**[04:53] Diego**
Just who are you?
**[04:55] Anri**
This is Sir Touka!
**[04:56] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on a minute! That was an accident!
**[04:58] Diego**
You certainly seemed overwhelmingly
powerful that night...
**[05:02] Diego**
But you're only mana level 4, eh?
**[05:05] Touka**
*It's dropped that much?!*
**[05:07] Touka**
* 'Cause I got carried away using*
* the Sacred Sword and spells and stuff?!*
**[05:10] Touka (Yuna)**
W-Well, when you get as good as me,
**[05:12] Touka (Yuna)**
you can draw out that much power
with just mana level 4!
**[05:15] Anri**
No, Sir Touka uses potions
to increase his level.
**[05:18] Anri**
His native mana level is 1.
**[05:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Why'd you tell him that?!
**[05:23] Diego**
Mana level 1? Like an insect or a fish?
**[05:27] Anri**
I'm afraid Sir Touka's talents
cannot be quantified with mana level.
**[05:33] Diego**
So if he killed the hero, does that mean
he agrees with our goal?
**[05:38] Anri**
Your goal?
**[05:40] Anri**
Revenge for three years ago?
**[05:42] Diego**
Yeah, we want revenge.
**[05:45] Diego**
It's been four months since the seal
on the Gates of Hell dissolved.
**[05:49] Diego**
Soon, its miasma will permeate these lands.
**[05:52] Diego**
In the name of revenge,
**[05:54] Diego**
we'll bring death to the humans
**[05:57] Diego**
and fill this world with their corpses!
**[06:01] Anri**
Are there any other surviving necromancers?
**[06:04] Diego**
Oh, yes.
**[06:05] Diego**
Seeing you alive, Anri, made me cry with joy.
**[06:08] Diego**
Let's all work together to get our revenge.
**[06:12] Anri**
I fear I cannot do that.
**[06:14] Anri**
I made a promise to the legendary hero.
**[06:17] Anri**
A promise to save the world.
**[06:19] Diego**
Huh? You're kidding, right?
**[06:22] Touka (Yuna)**
Now, now.
**[06:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Revenge is a nasty business, man.
Just call it off.
**[06:26] Touka (Yuna)**
I heard about folks treating necromancers
as devils and killing 'em off three years ago.
**[06:31] Touka (Yuna)**
But you could probably talk it out
now and come to terms.
**[06:35] Touka (Yuna)**
I can even use the hero's form
to help convince the king of it!
**[06:40] Marguerite**
I, too, shall offer my royal aid!
**[06:43] Diego**
Talk it out?
**[06:46] Diego**
What an absolutely ridiculous thought!
**[06:48] Diego**
If you people would listen,
**[06:50] Diego**
that slaughter three years ago
never would've happened!
**[06:53] Diego**
It was you people—you humans—
who refused to hear us out.
**[06:59] Diego**
But I'll agree that talk is important...
**[07:01] Diego**
That's how we managed to forge
an alliance with the devils.
**[07:07] Anri**
You've lost your mind!
**[07:08] Anri**
Have you forgotten our time in Hell?
**[07:11] Anri**
The devils are our true enemies!
**[07:13] Diego**
Sorry, Anri.
**[07:14] Diego**
Our enemies are the humans.
**[07:17] Diego**
Ein Andromalius.
**[07:20] Touka (Yuna)**
An eyeball?
**[07:21] Diego**
To use necromancy, you have to
know where your target is.
**[07:27] Diego**
This spell lets me locate a target,
no matter how far away they are.
**[07:33] Diego**
Come to me now, my frenzied masses!
**[07:36] Diego**
But deep down, they're law-abiding citizens!
**[07:38] Diego**
Dare you kill them?!
**[07:42] Touka (Yuna)**
He's gotta be almost out of mana, right?
**[07:44] Anri**
No.
**[07:45] Anri**
He isn't, Sir Touka.
**[07:46] Anri**
Necromancers aren't like ordinary humans.
**[07:49] Touka (Yuna)**
But even if his mana level's high,
he's gotta hit a limit eventually, right?
**[07:52] Touka (Yuna)**
Even you run out.
**[07:54] Anri**
I'm considered a failure among necromancers.
**[08:00] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell is his mana level?!
**[08:02] Anri**
The upper limit in humans is level 10.
**[08:04] Anri**
But necromancers, with bodies adapted
to the conditions of Hell,
**[08:08] Anri**
can far outstrip that.
**[08:10] Anri**
Diego's mana level is 40.
**[08:14] Touka**
F-Forty?!
**[08:16] Colin**
But it never pulled out my needle.
**[08:19] Colin**
Ein Furfur!
**[08:21] Diego**
Ein Vampyr.
**[08:23] Adele**
I thank you, Lord Diego.
**[08:26] Diego**
What were you thinking, you pathetic whore?!
**[08:28] Adele**
Forgive me!
**[08:30] Diego**
Get the hell out of here until this is over!
**[08:33] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[08:34] Anri**
They're coming!
**[08:36] Touka**
* No idea how long a level 4*
* Sacred Sword will hold out, but...*
**[08:40] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[08:43] Diego**
Yes, I see!
**[08:45] Diego**
Well, then...
**[08:47] Diego**
If you're the problem here,
I'd better clear you out first.
**[08:50] Touka**
*Yeah, figures he'd come after me.*
**[08:53] Touka**
*Damn...*
**[08:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Hold on a minute!
**[08:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Surely you have questions, right?
**[08:58] Touka (Yuna)**
How can a guy who's not the legendary
hero use the Sacred Sword?
**[09:03] Diego**
Yes, I suppose I do.
**[09:05] Diego**
The legendary hero is dead.
**[09:07] Diego**
I would understand if you were
still inhabiting his corpse, but...
**[09:10] Diego**
Who exactly are you?
**[09:12] Touka**
* I dunno why I can use*
* the Sacred Sword either...*
**[09:16] Touka**
*But now I've got your attention!*
**[09:17] Touka (Yuna)**
You said you wanted revenge, right?
**[09:20] Touka (Yuna)**
I bet you're riding pretty high,
getting the devils on your side and all.
**[09:23] Touka (Yuna)**
But there's one major change
compared to three years ago.
**[09:27] Touka (Yuna)**
And that would be me.
**[09:31] Touka (Yuna)**
Remember what Anri said?
**[09:33] Touka (Yuna)**
My talents can't be
quantified with mana level.
**[09:36] Touka (Yuna)**
I killed the legendary hero,
I can use the guy's Sacred Sword,
**[09:39] Touka (Yuna)**
and I even put a stop to Leland.
**[09:42] Touka (Yuna)**
You know why that is?
**[09:44] Touka (Yuna)**
The answer's simple.
**[09:46] Touka (Yuna)**
I wield the ultimate power,
greater even than magic...
**[09:49] Touka (Yuna)**
The power of lushighs.
**[09:51] Marguerite**
*"Luscious thighs"?*
**[09:53] Marguerite**
* If you're going to bluff, at least*
* come up with a more believable name!*
**[09:57] Diego**
The power of lushighs?
**[09:58] Anri**
I knew it!
**[10:00] Marguerite**
*They both bought it!*
**[10:02] Marguerite**
*Is he spinning this bluff to some other end?*
**[10:05] Marguerite**
*Or is he just trying to buy time?*
**[10:07] Touka (Yuna)**
There's no way you can beat me like this.
**[10:10] Touka (Yuna)**
But if you restore the people
this instant, I'll spare you.
**[10:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Lushigh-wielders like me
are quite magnanimous, you see.
**[10:18] Diego**
I'll admit you *are* an unknown.
**[10:21] Diego**
It would be unwise to recklessly
throw myself into battle with you.
**[10:25] Diego**
But...
**[10:26] Diego**
I can always decide to withdraw after
that wall breaks down, can't I?
**[10:32] Diego**
Talents that can't be
quantified with mana level?
**[10:35] Diego**
Ridiculous!
**[10:36] Diego**
You couldn't even use the Sacred
Sword properly without mana!
**[10:41] Marguerite**
Touka, if you use soma drops—
**[10:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah, no need for that.
**[10:46] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm gonna show you the power within me
**[10:49] Touka (Yuna)**
that can't be quantified with mana levels!
**[10:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Guess you didn't realize we had
another ally on our side.
**[10:58] Adele**
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
**[11:01] Touka (Yuna)**
I asked the mayor to take
on a little job for us.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)**
You wanna see Marguerite naked in stockings?
**[11:08] (Flashback) Touka (Yuna)**
If you do...
**[11:09] Touka (Yuna)**
"Fetch the enchanted carriage," I told him!
**[11:11] Marguerite**
You can't just promise something like that!
**[11:13] Dott**
Your Highness.
**[11:14] Dott**
I returned to see you naked in stockings.
**[11:17] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[11:18] Touka (Yuna)**
Behold the power of lushighs!
**[11:20] Touka (Yuna)**
The power to manipulate men
attracted to luscious thighs!
**[11:24] Neigan**
But how did the mayor know who to hit?
**[11:27] Neigan**
He wasn't here, so he couldn't have known
that necromancer was our enemy.
**[11:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Got my message, did you?
**[11:32] Dott**
Yes.
**[11:33] Touka (Yuna)**
It's not too obvious from up close.
**[11:35] sign**
"Dude with the white hair is the enemy!"
**[11:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri, remote necromancy.
**[11:40] Anri**
Yes!
**[11:40] Touka (Yuna)**
All right...
**[11:42] Touka (Yuna)**
Now to defeat the high-rank devil.
**[11:49] Diego**
Not bad for a bunch of pathetic nobodies!
**[11:52] Touka (Yuna)**
No way! He's still kicking?!
**[11:55] Diego**
You stole my control, eh?
**[11:58] Diego**
I must've lost focus
for a split second there...
**[12:01] Diego**
But I wonder how long you can keep them
under control with your mana level!
**[12:05] Diego**
Though if you use all of them,
you might just stand a chance!
**[12:08] Dott**
That won't be necessary!
**[12:10] Dott**
I brought some powerful reinforcements!
**[12:12] Milly**
Indeed, your true hope is here...
**[12:15] Milly**
Now that the legendary hero
Milly Yunis has arrived!
**[12:19] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly?
**[12:20] Milly**
Huh? What're you doing here...
**[12:23] Milly**
Big Sis?
**[12:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Why are *you* here?
**[12:28] Fieri**
We could ask you the same thing!
**[12:30] Touka**
*Yuna's dad?!*
**[12:31] Fieri**
I told you to stay in the village!
**[12:34] Fieri**
But Princess Marguerite...
you've certainly grown, haven't you?
**[12:38] Touka**
*I just remembered...*
**[12:40] Touka**
* This lousy creep can't stop himself*
* from perving on boobs!*
**[12:45] Diego**
Enough of this farce.
**[12:47] Diego**
There can't be two legendary heroes.
**[12:50] Milly**
Then let me show you...
**[12:51] Milly**
the power of my Sacred Sword, Durandal!
**[12:58] Fieri**
Yunisian Fighting Technique...
**[13:00] Fieri**
Fire-Thunder!
**[13:04] Dorothy**
Ein Nidhogg.
**[13:06] Touka (Yuna)**
Awesome! You beat him!
**[13:09] Adele**
Lord Diego! Lord Diego!
**[13:11] Fieri**
Gotta appreciate nice tits,
even on an enemy.
**[13:14] Touka (Yuna)**
That one! That's the one
enslaving the townspeople!
**[13:18] Fieri**
All right.
**[13:19] Fieri**
Your tits are absurd!
**[13:21] Fieri**
With my own hands, I will—
**[13:23] Milly**
Papa!
**[13:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Even after all that...
**[13:27] Diego**
Oh, how very amusing!
**[13:29] Diego**
So amusing, I could cry!
**[13:31] Diego**
You're not just pathetic
nobodies after all!
**[13:34] Diego**
But this is all a distraction
from my original goal.
**[13:42] Diego**
We'll finish another time.
**[13:44] Marguerite**
You shan't escape!
**[13:46] Diego**
Ah, but here's a word to the wise...
**[13:48] Diego**
That spell is devil-conversion magic.
**[13:51] Diego**
In about a day, they'll
begin turning into devils,
**[13:54] Diego**
starting with the ones
with the lowest mana levels.
**[13:57] Touka**
*The lowest mana levels? Yuna!*
**[14:00] Diego**
At that point,
even if you slay the caster here,
**[14:02] Diego**
they're done for!
**[14:03] Diego**
They'll be man-eating monsters
for the rest of their lives!
**[14:07] Diego**
Now, struggle all you like!
**[14:09] Diego**
I'll enjoy watching you from afar.
**[14:13] Diego**
And if you survive, perhaps we'll meet again!
**[14:18] Marguerite**
Touka, why did you stop me?
**[14:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri's at her limit.
**[14:22] Touka (Yuna)**
If he'd stayed any longer,
the tables would've turned again.
**[14:26] Touka (Yuna)**
Let's lure them in with sound
and seal them in the mansion.
**[14:29] Marguerite**
All right.
**[14:32] Marguerite**
That was the explosion spell
the mid-rank devil used on the roof.
**[14:36] Marguerite**
I'll use it to draw them in.
**[14:39] Shannon**
Master Fieri.
**[14:40] Shannon**
Let me use a healing spell to—
**[14:42] Fieri**
No.
**[14:43] Fieri**
Take care of him first.
**[14:46] Colin**
Will this counteract the spell
that thing cast on me?
**[14:50] Shannon**
No, I'm afraid that's beyond my capabilities.
**[14:53] Shannon**
I'm sorry.
**[14:54] Colin**
Damn. So I'm gonna become a monster?
**[14:57] Colin**
I can't freaking believe this...
**[14:59] Colin**
Hey. You said you had the power of ludicrous?
**[15:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Lushighs.
**[15:03] Colin**
Here.
**[15:05] Colin**
Take this, okay?
**[15:07] Colin**
It's my magic crystals and enchanted tools.
**[15:09] Colin**
Use them in your fight, would you?
**[15:13] Colin**
I like playing the trickster myself.
**[15:17] Colin**
The way you fight is so
ludicrous. I loved it.
**[15:20] Colin**
I feel like I can trust my life to you.
**[15:23] Colin**
It's ludicrous guys like you
that actually give me hope.
**[15:29] Touka (Yuna)**
You got it.
**[15:31] Touka (Yuna)**
I swear I'll beat that devil.
**[15:33] Touka (Yuna)**
There's someone I've gotta save, too.
**[15:39] Neigan**
I'll protect this place if it comes to it.
**[15:43] Neigan**
I'm counting on you.
**[15:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't worry. We got this.
**[15:52] Mayor**
I'm going to report this to the capital.
**[15:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't chicken out, okay?
**[15:56] Dott**
I won't run away again.
**[15:58] Dott**
As mayor of this city,
**[15:59] Dott**
and so I can see you naked in stockings,
**[16:01] Dott**
I *will* do my duty!
**[16:04] Marguerite**
I told you that's not happening!
**[16:05] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll make sure we take out that
devil in the next 24 hours.
**[16:10] Touka (Yuna)**
I won't let anyone transform.
**[16:13] Marguerite**
But how will we know where
that necromancer and devil went?
**[16:17] Touka (Yuna)**
Based on the way he was talking,
I'm guessing they ran off to their base.
**[16:22] Touka (Yuna)**
The direction they flew off in
**[16:24] Touka (Yuna)**
intersects with the northeast path from
the capital that Siruela described
**[16:29] Touka (Yuna)**
right about at the perfect
place for a hideout.
**[16:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Me and Yuna's hometown, Elvania.
**[16:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Elvania was destroyed
by devils three years ago.
**[16:41] Fieri**
At this rate, we'll reach Elvania
in about twelve hours.
**[16:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Since we don't all know each other,
we oughta have some introductions.
**[16:48] Milly**
Me, me!
**[16:48] Milly**
I'll go first!
**[16:50] Milly**
My name's Milly Yunis!
**[16:51] sign**
Milly Yunis
Legendary Hero (?)
**[16:52] Milly**
I'm a legendary hero!
**[16:54] Milly**
I'm sixteen years old.
**[16:55] Milly**
My likes include cheesecake
and fighting powerful enemies!
**[16:58] Milly**
I'm 155 centimeters tall,
and my measurements are—
**[17:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Nobody freaking asked!
**[17:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Also, are you serious about
this "legendary hero" stuff?
**[17:04] Fieri**
We'll discuss that later.
**[17:06] Fieri**
I'm Yuna and Milly's father.
**[17:06] sign**
Fieri Yunis
Yuna and Milly's Father
**[17:09] Fieri**
My likes include my daughters and boobs.
**[17:12] Fieri**
I'm pleased to be surrounded
by so many brilliant bazongas.
**[17:15] Touka (Yuna)**
What a creepy self-introduction.
**[17:17] Marguerite**
Pleased to see you again, Master Fieri.
**[17:19] Fieri**
The pleasure is all mine, Your Highness.
**[17:22] Fieri**
I never expected to find you
traveling with Sion the hero!
**[17:25] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys know each other?
**[17:27] Marguerite**
Master Fieri used to be
one of the Four Knights.
**[17:30] Marguerite**
Isaac was beside himself when he
left the capital four years ago.
**[17:35] Marguerite**
Why *did* you leave the Knights?
**[17:37] Fieri**
As a team-building exercise,
I made a play for the female knights' tits
**[17:41] Fieri**
and got accused of sexual harassment.
**[17:43] Fieri**
In the end, I was stripped of my title
and exiled from the capital.
**[17:48] Touka (Yuna)**
Sounds like you deserved it!
**[17:49] Fieri**
Perhaps.
**[17:50] Fieri**
But Siruela, my direct subordinate...
**[17:53] Fieri**
She had the finest knockers of all.
**[17:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Guess she's been through a lot, huh?
**[17:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Okay, what about you?
**[17:59] Shannon**
I'm Shannon Petralca.
**[17:59] sign**
Shannon Petralca
Mage
**[18:01] Shannon**
I'm a mage.
**[18:02] Milly**
C'mon, Dorothy! Wake up!
**[18:02] sign**
Dorothy Eleonora
Mage
**[18:06] Milly**
Um... "Dorothy Eleonora.
I'm a mage. Good night."
**[18:11] Touka (Yuna)**
"Good night"?!
**[18:12] Milly**
"P.S., Sion and Anri..."
**[18:14] Milly**
"It's good to see you again.
Good night," she says.
**[18:18] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys know each other?
**[18:19] Fieri**
She was once part of the hero's party.
**[18:23] Touka**
*She was with them?*
**[18:25] Touka**
* What's she gonna do*
* if she finds out Sion's dead?*
**[18:28] Touka**
* Worse, Anri said the hero was*
* the only one who accepted her.*
**[18:31] Touka**
* Does that mean Dorothy might try*
* to kill Anri the way Kyle did?!*
**[18:34] Fieri**
Now, Sir Hero...
**[18:36] Fieri**
Might I ask how you came to travel
with my daughter and the princess?
**[18:42] Fieri**
Why won't you respond?
**[18:44] Touka (Yuna)**
H-He feels kinda guilty about
the Gates of Hell getting unsealed.
**[18:48] Touka (Yuna)**
He swore he'd focus on nothing but
his battle until he saved the world,
**[18:51] Touka (Yuna)**
and he's been this way since!
**[18:52] Fieri**
Incredible! Such depth of resolve!
**[18:54] Milly**
I'm so impressed!
**[18:55] Touka**
*Whew, they bought it!*
**[18:57] Milly**
I've been wondering this for a while,
**[18:59] Milly**
by why do you sound like that, Big Sis?
**[19:02] Milly**
I mean the way you're talking.
**[19:03] Milly**
You sound like Touka.
**[19:05] Touka**
*Crap! I forgot to stay in character!*
**[19:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Uh, we've been hanging out for so long,
he kinda rubbed off on me.
**[19:12] Milly**
Don't tell me...
**[19:13] Milly**
You're not gonna steal my Touka, are you?!
**[19:16] Marguerite**
Wh-What exactly is your
relationship to Touka?
**[19:19] Milly**
We said we'd get married one day!
**[19:21] Marguerite**
Tou— Er, Yuna.
**[19:23] Touka (Yuna)**
Heck no! That's not binding or anything!
**[19:25] Touka (Yuna)**
She just challenged me
to a duel this one time, and...
**[19:28] (Flashback) Milly**
If I beat you, do you promise to marry me?
**[19:31] (Flashback) Touka**
You think a little girl like you can beat *me*?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Milly**
I win!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Touka**
Hang on! I never said only one match!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Touka**
You gotta beat me a hundred times to win!
**[19:43] (Flashback) Milly**
Aw... Okay, then!
**[19:45] Touka (Yuna)**
So she kept challenging me
and beating the crap outta me.
**[19:50] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna finally got sick of watching it
and stepped in to save me.
**[19:54] Marguerite**
But why in the world did you
agree to that, anyway?!
**[19:57] Touka (Yuna)**
It's just the kind of thing kids do!
**[19:59] Fieri**
Touka Scott...
**[20:00] Fieri**
I never expected him to have
such an influence on my daughters.
**[20:04] Fieri**
That disgusting pervert
with his thigh fetish...
**[20:07] Fieri**
I'll have to take him off
the table once and for all!
**[20:09] Touka**
* Oh yeah, I forgot about all the times*
* this guy tried to kill me, too!*
**[20:14] Touka**
*Yuna's the only one who was nice to me!*
**[20:16] Fieri**
Yuna, when this is over,
return to the village.
**[20:20] Fieri**
Leave the fight to us
**[20:22] Fieri**
and live out a peaceful life there.
**[20:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, that sounds nice and all...
**[20:28] Touka (Yuna)**
But you can't tie people down.
**[20:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna's...
**[20:31] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, I-I've got a dream
to be a mage and stuff.
**[20:35] Fieri**
You're still on that nonsense?
**[20:37] Fieri**
You have no magical talent.
**[20:40] Fieri**
Return to the village, and never
get involved with magic again!
**[20:43] Fieri**
That's an order.
**[20:44] Touka**
* What kind of asshole is that down*
* on his daughter's dreams?*
**[20:48] Touka**
* Though I did forget Yuna comes*
* from a house of famous fighters.*
**[20:51] Touka**
*Is that why?*
**[20:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, we can talk about that later.
**[20:57] Touka (Yuna)**
What I wanna know is why Milly's
calling herself the hero—
**[21:03] Touka (Yuna)**
What the...
**[21:04] Touka (Yuna)**
What's going on?
**[21:07] Friedrich**
Was the test successful?
**[21:09] Diego**
Yeah, in just three days, everyone
in town was under the spell's thrall.
**[21:13] Diego**
And she only cast it directly
on a single person!
**[21:18] Diego**
It's wonderfully compatible
with necromancy as well.
**[21:20] Diego**
Unlike Leland, this devil will be a valuable
resource in taking over the capital.
**[21:25] Adele**
I am honored to be of use to you.
**[21:28] Diego**
You pathetic whore.
**[21:30] Diego**
Then you got overconfident and walked
right into the mansion where the hero was.
**[21:34] Diego**
You almost ruined our whole damn plan!
**[21:40] Friedrich**
The hero was there?
**[21:43] Diego**
Oh, yes! And we've started
playing a fun little game...
**[21:48] Diego**
I approached anyone I thought
might be willing to help.
**[21:52] Diego**
I asked them to hunt the hero!
**[21:54] Diego**
Let's see if even one of them gets this far.
**[21:58] Diego**
They'll find themselves
facing a thousand devils!
**[22:01] Diego**
The minute they arrive,
it'll be game over!
**[22:07] sign**
21 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
# E8 - The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJWP2/the-legendary-hero-is-a-student)
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**[00:02] Fieri**
We'll work things out here.
**[00:04] Fieri**
The rest of you, go on ahead!
**[00:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Shannon, gun it!
**[00:16] Ethel**
Sorry to disappoint.
**[00:17] Ethel**
But just ahead...
**[00:21] Ethel**
is a pitfall.
**[00:25] Milly**
If we fall from here—
**[00:30] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:42] sign**
THE
**[00:43] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:43] sign**
DARY
**[00:44] sign**
HERO
**[00:44] sign**
IS
**[00:45] sign**
DEAD
**[01:59] sign**
Episode 8
**[01:59] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Student!
**[02:00] Ethel**
The shortest route to Elvania...
**[02:02] Ethel**
I knew that if I set a trap here,
you'd fall right into it.
**[02:05] Ethel**
Of course, I'm sure this won't be the end of them.
**[02:09] Ethel**
It'd take more than a pit trap
to kill the legendary hero.
**[02:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you okay?!
**[02:17] Anri**
Honestly, a pitfall?
**[02:19] Anri**
This is quite unfunny for a prank, you know.
**[02:21] Touka (Yuna)**
I didn't dig this one, damn it!
**[02:23] Marguerite**
What is this?
**[02:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I adjusted the Sacred Sword's
rigidity to use it as a cushion.
**[02:28] Milly**
Hey, hang on!
**[02:29] Milly**
Since when could you use
the Sacred Sword, Sis?!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Erk!
**[02:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's part of Sion's power!
**[02:35] Touka (Yuna)**
He can let anyone use the Sacred Sword!
**[02:37] Milly**
I've never heard of a power
like that before...
**[02:40] Shannon**
Hey, you think we should get out of here?
**[02:43] Shannon**
Whoever set the trap is
probably on their way.
**[02:45] Anri**
But with the enchanted
carriage in this state...
**[02:49] Marguerite**
There appears to be a city nearby.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Shall we head in that direction?
**[02:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Might as well.
**[02:54] Touka (Yuna)**
We could find a new ride there
or someone to fix this one.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
The fog is so thick...
**[03:03] Marguerite**
Which way should we go?
**[03:05] Milly**
My Sacred Sword can blow
this fog away, no problem!
**[03:11] Milly**
Okay, let's get going!
**[03:13] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on!
**[03:14] Touka (Yuna)**
There might be more traps around!
**[03:16] Milly**
Aw, what a worrywart!
**[03:19] Milly**
The chance of there
being more traps here is...
**[03:22] Milly**
high!
**[03:23] Anri**
Do you have something against Dame Milly?!
**[03:25] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm tellin' you it ain't me!
**[03:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! Get back here already!
**[03:28] Milly**
Yeah, roger that!
**[03:30] Devil**
Woman. Looks tasty. Meat.
**[03:33] Milly**
Oh, not again!
**[03:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Milly! You okay?
**[03:37] Milly**
Big Sis, there's devils in the fog!
**[03:40] Touka (Yuna)**
You're okay—
**[03:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Or not!
**[03:43] Milly**
The most terrible devils!
**[03:45] Milly**
They did this and that and
the other thing to me...
**[03:47] Touka (Yuna)**
You sure it wasn't some perv?
**[03:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Okay, next we'll send out Margueri—
**[03:50] Marguerite**
I am not going!
**[03:52] Touka (Yuna)**
This place is even more
dangerous than I thought.
**[03:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll bet you this fog's an enemy spell, too.
**[03:58] Touka**
*And there are traps all around.*
**[04:01] Touka**
*This ain't how devils fights.*
**[04:04] Touka**
* Though it's hard to believe that necromancer*
* guy would play like this either...*
**[04:10] Ethel**
This devil's mist spell
**[04:12] Ethel**
allows only an authorized few
to see through the fog.
**[04:16] Ethel**
I can spy on everything you're doing.
**[04:21] Ethel**
Now, what's your next move?
**[04:23] Milly**
You sure about this?
**[04:25] Milly**
Surely even Sion the hero
isn't impervious to traps...
**[04:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't you worry.
**[04:29] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll take more than a trap
to take out this legendary hero.
**[04:32] Ethel**
I see.
**[04:34] Ethel**
So the rumor that the legendary
hero is dead is true.
**[04:38] Ethel**
A corpse could indeed survive
any trap I throw at it.
**[04:41] Ethel**
And that cautious cross-shaped formation...
**[04:44] Ethel**
I can tell they're reasonably intelligent.
**[04:47] Ethel**
But...
**[04:48] Ethel**
that won't be enough.
**[04:50] Ethel**
This fog is magical.
**[04:53] Ethel**
It can even cloak someone's presence.
**[05:00] Touka (Yuna)**
Marguerite!
**[05:01] Anri**
Your Highness!
**[05:02] Ethel**
That's one down.
**[05:04] Shannon**
Move out of the way.
**[05:05] Shannon**
I can—
**[05:08] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened?!
**[05:10] Touka (Yuna)**
You guys are still alive out there, right?
**[05:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Talk to me!
**[05:16] Touka (Yuna)**
No way...
**[05:18] Touka (Yuna)**
They can't all just be dead...
**[05:25] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it. This is nuts.
**[05:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Please, spare me! I surrender!
**[05:31] Touka (Yuna)**
You can hear me, can't you?!
**[05:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Whoever's the leader out there!
**[05:36] Low-Ranked Devil A**
We took 'em all out.
**[05:39] Ethel**
Yes, I saw everything.
**[05:41] Low-Ranked Devil B**
This is the last one.
**[05:44] Ethel**
The moment you see your allies fallen,
**[05:46] Ethel**
you pathetically plead for your life.
**[05:49] Ethel**
A selfish lowlife like you
wielding the Sacred Sword...
**[05:51] Ethel**
What sort of farce is this?
**[05:53] Touka (Yuna)**
I... I'll give you the Sacred Sword!
**[05:55] Touka (Yuna)**
Just spare me!
**[05:56] Ethel**
Willing to give up the sword, are you?
**[05:58] Ethel**
Terribly sorry,
but I can't take you at your word.
**[06:02] Ethel**
Prove you're serious and I'll consider it.
**[06:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Is that enough? Please...
**[06:09] Ethel**
* You're that desperate to survive,*
* even after seeing all your allies slain?*
**[06:16] Ethel**
Very well.
**[06:17] Ethel**
I'll gladly take the Sacred Sword.
**[06:20] Ethel**
But I fear I must also ask you to die.
**[06:24] Touka (Yuna)**
No way! You promised!
**[06:26] Ethel**
I only said I'd *consider* it.
**[06:28] Ethel**
Sorry to inform you,
but I'm a bit of a fiend!
**[06:32] Touka (Yuna)**
In that case, go ahead and get her, Anri.
**[06:36] Ethel**
It can't be...
**[06:38] Ethel**
They aren't dead?!
**[06:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, what happened to your backside?
**[06:43] Milly**
That devil did it!
**[06:44] Milly**
You made me play dead for so long...
**[06:47] Ethel**
Possession necromancy?!
**[06:49] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri manipulated that devil and
pretended to go around killing everyone.
**[06:54] Anri**
We used art supplies for the blood!
**[06:57] Marguerite**
When that devil closed in to try to stab me,
**[07:00] Marguerite**
I countered and slew it!
**[07:02] Touka (Yuna)**
You didn't notice, did you?
**[07:04] Touka (Yuna)**
It happened someplace
you couldn't see.
**[07:06] Ethel**
*Was that the purpose of their formation?*
**[07:09] Ethel**
*They weren't just wary of the devils?*
**[07:12] Ethel**
But the only way you could pull that off
is if you knew where I was!
**[07:17] Touka (Yuna)**
That was the easiest part of all.
**[07:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I had eyes on you and what you
were doing the entire time.
**[07:23] Marguerite**
Once we knew your positions, we merely
had to make myself the clear target.
**[07:27] Touka (Yuna)**
And since you were watching
from your lofty perch,
**[07:30] Touka (Yuna)**
I pegged you for the ringleader.
**[07:32] Touka (Yuna)**
I know all about the kind of person
who fights with traps.
**[07:36] Touka (Yuna)**
They're cautious above all.
**[07:38] Touka (Yuna)**
They don't fight unless it's a sure bet.
**[07:40] Touka (Yuna)**
So to lure you out, we had to create a setup
where you'd be confident of your victory.
**[07:47] Touka (Yuna)**
And you walked right into our trap!
**[07:50] Touka (Yuna)**
I mean, if you wanna try to outtrap me,
**[07:54] Touka (Yuna)**
you need another century of training!
**[07:55] Milly**
But the princess and Anri
did most of the work, right?
**[08:02] sign**
X-Ray
**[08:02] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, while we're at it, she's got
a pretty nice set of thighs.
**[08:06] Marguerite**
Tou—
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Yuna, the fog appears to have lifted,
**[08:09] Marguerite**
so you have no further need
to use the X-Ray spell.
**[08:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Er, I thought she might be hiding weapons!
**[08:15] Touka (Yuna)**
Now then, I'm no fan of pointless killing.
**[08:19] Touka (Yuna)**
Strip down, slip on some stockings, plant your nose
in the dirt, and maybe I'll forgive you!
**[08:23] Milly**
Big Sis... Has Touka's influence
corrupted you to that extent?
**[08:28] Shannon**
It's like we're the bad guys
here or something.
**[08:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, what's it gonna be?
**[08:33] Touka (Yuna)**
Tell me—
**[08:34] Touka (Yuna)**
Agh! I'm so sorry!
**[08:36] Marguerite & Milly**
What?!
**[08:37] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-What are you doing here...
**[08:40] Touka (Yuna)**
Master?
**[08:43] Marguerite**
Touka's master?
**[08:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Ethel Borgnine.
**[08:46] sign**
Ethel Borgnine
Thief, Touka's Master
**[08:47] Touka (Yuna)**
She taught me how to make traps
and general survival knowledge.
**[08:52] Touka (Yuna)**
It's been so long, Mast—
**[08:54] Marguerite**
Clothes on, please.
**[08:55] Ethel**
"Master"?
**[08:56] Ethel**
I don't ever recall having a student
like you.
**[09:01] Touka**
*Son of a bitch!*
**[09:02] Milly**
I knew it!
**[09:03] Milly**
So that's what's going on.
**[09:05] Milly**
I should have caught on the minute you
said anything about stockings...
**[09:09] Milly**
Big Sis—
**[09:10] Milly**
I mean... That's you, isn't it,
Big Brother Touka?
**[09:13] Ethel**
That's Touka?
**[09:14] Touka (Yuna)**
Anri. The Coffin of the Living.
**[09:16] Anri**
V-Very well.
**[09:19] Ethel**
Touka?!
**[09:20] Touka (Yuna)**
It's possession necromancy.
**[09:22] Milly**
Which means my sister...
**[09:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Don't worry. She's not dead.
**[09:26] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll catch you up later.
**[09:27] Marguerite**
Did you meet your master during
that period you mentioned
**[09:31] Marguerite**
when Farom and Arat were at war?
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[09:35] Touka (Yuna)**
Though by that point,
the Gates of Hell had opened,
**[09:38] Touka (Yuna)**
and both sides had bigger
things to worry about.
**[09:41] Anri**
Ah, so your strategic brilliance
has a mysterious origin!
**[09:45] Touka (Yuna)**
I guess it was three and a half years ago...
**[09:48] Touka (Yuna)**
My parents were dead,
and I was trying to get back to Elvania
**[09:52] Touka (Yuna)**
when I fell into one of Master's traps.
**[09:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Running away was about
all I was good for back then.
**[09:57] Touka (Yuna)**
That trap could've killed me, and yet...
**[09:59] Touka (Yuna)**
I was so impressed by it.
**[10:02] sign**
Several Days Later
**[10:04] (Flashback) Ethel**
I didn't set that trap
to catch children, you know.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Ethel**
A kid like you
**[10:12] (Flashback) Ethel**
going all the way to Elvania alone
in the state the world's in?
**[10:14] (Flashback) Ethel**
That'll never happen.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me there, why don't you?
**[10:19] (Flashback) Touka**
I can pay you, at least a little...
**[10:21] (Flashback) Ethel**
What do I want with a babysitting job?
**[10:24] (Flashback) Ethel**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Touka**
Then take me as your student!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Touka**
With skills like yours, even if I'm alone...
**[10:32] (Flashback) Ethel**
I'm a fugitive with a bounty on my head.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
get out of my sight, kid.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Touka**
Please.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Touka**
I really need to get back.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Ethel**
But why ask a villain like me?
**[10:53] (Flashback) Ethel**
So be it.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Ethel**
On the way to Elvania,
I'll teach you everything I know.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Ethel**
But remember, I'm a villain.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Ethel**
Forget that, and I'll kill you.
**[11:03] Touka (Yuna)**
Master whipped me into shape
on the way back to Elvania.
**[11:06] Touka (Yuna)**
We made it there in a few months' time.
**[11:08] Ethel**
Of course! So *you're* the one
who killed the legendary hero!
**[11:12] Milly**
What?! What's the meaning of this, Big Bro?!
**[11:14] Touka (Yuna)**
I-It's not like that! It was an accident!
**[11:16] Touka (Yuna)**
He just walked into my trap and died!
**[11:19] Touka (Yuna)**
The real question here...
**[11:21] Touka (Yuna)**
is why you're working with the guys
siding with the devils, Master.
**[11:24] Touka (Yuna)**
They're trying to wipe out humanity.
**[11:27] Ethel**
I was at the Gates of Hell three months ago.
**[11:31] Ethel**
It changed my way of thinking.
**[11:33] Ethel**
I've decided to help out with
their little revenge plot.
**[11:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That ain't a real explanation.
**[11:38] Touka (Yuna)**
What's going on at the Gates of Hell?
**[11:42] Ethel**
Go there, and you'll see.
**[11:43] Touka (Yuna)**
Huh?
**[11:44] Ethel**
You too, necromancer.
**[11:46] Ethel**
Go there, see it for yourself,
**[11:49] Ethel**
and decide.
**[11:51] Ethel**
What will you choose,
and what will you cut loose?
**[11:54] Touka (Yuna)**
Wh-Where are you going, Master?
**[11:56] Ethel**
Since you're really Touka,
I'll let you go. This time.
**[12:00] Ethel**
But I'm still taking the Sacred Sword.
**[12:03] Ethel**
Though if you want a fight to
the death, I'm ready and willing.
**[12:07] Ethel**
I'm fairly certain I can kill all of you.
**[12:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Give me a damn break!
**[12:11] Touka (Yuna)**
You bust up our enchanted carriage,
and now you're walking off with the sword?!
**[12:14] Ethel**
I *am* a thief.
**[12:16] Ethel**
I won't give up a treasure like this readily.
**[12:20] Touka (Yuna)**
Fine. You can have the sword.
**[12:23] Touka (Yuna)**
In exchange, come with us
to the Gates of Hell.
**[12:25] Touka (Yuna)**
With you at our side, we'll be unbeatable!
**[12:28] Ethel**
Have you forgotten that we're enemies?
**[12:30] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, I'm not asking you to do it for free.
**[12:33] Touka (Yuna)**
It'll be in exchange for your right arm.
**[12:36] Touka (Yuna)**
I inserted a pin into the hilt
that channels a lightning spell.
**[12:41] Touka (Yuna)**
Drop it, or you're asking for a direct hit.
**[12:43] Ethel**
I see. You don't miss a beat, do you?
**[12:47] Ethel**
But why tell me before using the spell?
**[12:51] Touka (Yuna)**
Because I trust you.
**[12:54] Ethel**
I told you we're enemies.
**[12:56] Ethel**
Fine.
**[12:57] Ethel**
I lose.
**[12:59] Ethel**
There's a magical craftsman's
workshop to the northeast.
**[13:02] Ethel**
You should be able
to fix your carriage there.
**[13:04] Touka (Yuna)**
Aw, that's my master for ya!
**[13:06] Touka (Yuna)**
You're so darn nice!
**[13:07] Touka (Yuna)**
I just knew you'd cooperate!
**[13:09] Touka (Yuna)**
Although...
**[13:10] Touka (Yuna)**
There's more to it, y'know?
**[13:13] Touka (Yuna)**
You accepted defeat.
**[13:15] Touka (Yuna)**
That means you gotta offer up your life
or accept some other condition, right?
**[13:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Of course, we're all friends here, Master.
**[13:23] Touka (Yuna)**
I won't force you into anything.
**[13:25] Touka (Yuna)**
But I'd be *real* disappointed to find out
my dear master isn't a woman of her word!
**[13:32] Ethel**
You piece-of-shit student!
**[13:35] Ethel**
The minute you're back
in your own body, you'll pay!
**[13:39] Marguerite**
You may wish to watch your back as well.
**[13:46] Diego**
I can't believe they won her over.
**[13:49] Diego**
The power of lushighs is impressive indeed!
**[13:52] Friedrich**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[13:54] Diego**
I thought ignorance would make
the reunion all the more touching.
**[13:59] Diego**
Rather tear-jerking consideration,
wouldn't you say?
**[14:03] Friedrich**
I see.
**[14:04] Friedrich**
So this is where you've been...
**[14:06] Friedrich**
Anri.
**[14:10] Belarco**
At last, the time has come for me to
unleash my ultimate twin-spear technique...
**[14:15] sign**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave
**[14:15] Belarco**
Ultimate Twin-Spear Technique:
Wicked Dragon Burial Twin Spear Wave!
**[14:21] Dott**
You beat them already?!
**[14:23] Dott**
I'd expect no less from the legend
who's slain over a hundred demons!
**[14:26] Belarco**
*A formidable rival, this horse.*
**[14:28] Dott**
Even with my noble goal of seeing a naked—
**[14:30] Dott**
Rather, my goal of returning peace
to my city,
**[14:33] Dott**
I never would have made it this far alone.
**[14:36] Dott**
I used to be a merchant, you see.
**[14:40] Dott**
And one of my remaining
wares from that time...
**[14:43] Dott**
is this little enchanted skiff.
**[14:45] Dott**
This will allow us to report to the king
about the naked-in-stockings—
**[14:49] Dott**
I mean, about the situation
in the city within the day!
**[14:53] Marguerite**
I just felt the most curious chill...
**[14:55] Anri**
*Stuffy-nose bestie!*
**[14:57] Fieri**
What is the meaning of this?
**[14:59] Touka (Yuna)**
Well, a lot happened...
**[15:01] Ethel**
Do you have a death wish?
**[15:03] Ethel**
If I catch you eating someone, I'll kill you.
**[15:06] Ethel**
How many times must I say it?
**[15:07] Marguerite**
*She has the devils firmly under her thumb.*
**[15:10] Marguerite**
*Even if she is Touka's master,*
**[15:13] Marguerite**
*surely it's perilous to trust this woman.*
**[15:16] Fieri**
Ethel Borgnine...
**[15:18] Fieri**
Head of the bandits wanted in the capital.
**[15:21] Ethel**
And you're Fieri Yunis,
formerly of the Four Knights.
**[15:25] Ethel**
You're on my personal shit list, you know.
**[15:28] Fieri**
What a coincidence.
**[15:29] Fieri**
You happen to be on my grope list as well.
**[15:32] Ethel**
All right, that's it.
**[15:33] Ethel**
I'm killing you here and now!
**[15:34] Fieri**
Then I'll grope you here and now!
**[15:36] Touka (Yuna)**
Knock it off!
**[15:37] Touka (Yuna)**
You're weirdly talking past each other!
**[15:38] Touka (Yuna)**
Also, we're working together right now!
**[15:41] Ethel**
There it is.
**[15:43] Ethel**
That's the magical craftsman's workshop.
**[15:45] Ledo**
Get lost!
**[15:47] Ledo**
I'm retired!
**[15:52] Ethel**
Well, I got you to the workshop.
**[15:53] Ethel**
The rest is in your hands.
**[15:55] Touka (Yuna)**
That wasn't the damn deal!
**[15:57] Touka (Yuna)**
He says he's retired!
**[15:59] Ethel**
Goodness me. If you insist...
**[16:02] Ethel**
If he won't let us in,
we'll let ourselves in
**[16:04] Ethel**
and steal a new enchanted carriage.
**[16:05] Touka (Yuna)**
All in the interest of saving people!
**[16:07] Marguerite**
We can't break the law!
**[16:09] Fieri**
My Yuna's turned delinquent...
**[16:11] Milly**
Papa, get a grip!
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Now I'm complicit!
**[16:16] Ledo**
You filthy criminals!
**[16:18] Ledo**
I trust you're prepared to die!
**[16:22] Ledo**
Sion! Is that you, Sion?!
**[16:24] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you old coot! I ain't Sion!
**[16:27] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:27] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:29] Ledo**
You just had the air of Sion about you.
**[16:31] Anri**
Are you a fan of Sir Sion's?
**[16:33] Ethel**
Oh, I forgot to mention it.
**[16:35] Ethel**
This is Ledo Breydan.
**[16:36] sign**
Ledo Breydan
Sion's Grandfather
**[16:38] Ethel**
He's Sion the hero's grandfather.
**[16:40] Ledo**
Forgive me.
**[16:41] Ledo**
My vision's grown so poor, you see...
**[16:44] Ledo**
If I'd known it was you, Sion,
I'd have let you right in.
**[16:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The damn cup's right there!
**[16:49] Fieri**
I'm told he swore to focus on nothing
but his battle until the world is safe.
**[16:53] Ledo**
Is that why he's so quiet?
**[16:55] Ledo**
That's my good, obedient boy.
**[16:57] Touka (Yuna)**
Look, can you fix our
enchanted carriage up quick?
**[17:01] Ledo**
I can swap the broken rear wheel
and magical channels quickly enough,
**[17:04] Ledo**
but repairs to the enchanted
engine may prove difficult.
**[17:06] Ledo**
With my stamina and vision
in this sorry state,
**[17:10] Ledo**
it could take two whole days!
**[17:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Two days?!
**[17:14] Touka (Yuna)**
That's too damn slow!
**[17:16] Touka (Yuna)**
Got any other carriages lying around?
**[17:17] Ledo**
None that would reach Elvania within a day.
**[17:22] Milly**
This is terrible...
**[17:23] Marguerite**
Mr. Ledo.
**[17:25] Marguerite**
I've digested an introductory volume
on magical craftsmanship.
**[17:28] Marguerite**
How much more should I read
if I wish to assist you?
**[17:31] Ledo**
Truly? In such a short time?
**[17:34] Marguerite**
I'm a very fast learner.
**[17:36] Ledo**
I see...
**[17:38] Ledo**
This here should just about do it.
**[17:40] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[17:41] Marguerite**
Please give me approximately
an hour and a half.
**[17:45] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn, Marguerite's something else!
**[17:47] Touka (Yuna)**
What's her brain even made of?
**[17:49] Milly**
That's a princess for you!
**[17:51] Touka (Yuna)**
By the way, what's the deal with
you being a "legendary hero"?
**[17:54] Touka (Yuna)**
And your Sacred Sword—
**[17:56] Fieri**
That's right. We never got around to that.
**[17:58] Fieri**
But I can't reveal such
information to an enemy.
**[18:02] Ethel**
Oh? Now I'm even more curious.
**[18:05] Ethel**
If you tell me, I might give you—
**[18:07] Fieri**
A feel? Of boobies?!
**[18:08] Fieri**
Give me a handful of those puppies,
and I'll gladly tell you!
**[18:11] Ethel**
I was going to say information!
**[18:12] Ethel**
Intel on your enemy!
**[18:14] Fieri**
Very well.
**[18:16] Fieri**
Milly.
**[18:17] Milly**
It's a man-made Sacred Sword.
**[18:19] Milly**
Mages and magical craftsmen from
all over the world worked together
**[18:23] Milly**
to make four new Sacred Swords.
This is one of them.
**[18:26] Touka (Yuna)/Anri**
A man-made Sacred Sword?!
**[18:28] Touka (Yuna)**
You mean that sword could
seal the Gates of Hell too?
**[18:31] Fieri**
No, the man-made Sacred Swords
aren't quite that potent.
**[18:35] Touka (Yuna)**
So how's it different from a normal sword?
**[18:38] Ethel**
I see...
**[18:39] Ethel**
That Sacred Sword could slay the
Dark Lord and his Four Infernal Generals?
**[18:43] Fieri**
Yes, that's right.
**[18:45] Ethel**
Given the Generals' remarkable
regenerative powers,
**[18:48] Ethel**
all arms but the legendary Sacred Sword
are ineffective against them.
**[18:51] Ethel**
But if this blade can slay them,
that truly would make you a hero.
**[18:55] Ethel**
The intel I have to offer also
concerns the Infernal Generals.
**[18:59] Ethel**
The necromancers you're up against...
**[19:03] Ethel**
They have the bodies of the Infernal
Generals in their possession.
**[19:06] Ethel**
In addition, over a thousand devils
await you in Elvania.
**[19:11] Ethel**
You'll have to beat every single
one of them within the day.
**[19:15] Ethel**
Surely that makes the gravity
of the fight ahead of you clear.
**[19:19] Ethel**
If you don't want to die,
you should give up right now.
**[19:23] Touka (Yuna)**
The Four Infernal Generals...
and a thousand devils?
**[19:26] Ethel**
Or we can bypass Elvania
and hit the Gates of Hell.
**[19:30] Ethel**
It's not like you really care about saving
people or the fate of the world, right?
**[19:36] Touka (Yuna)**
We've got the legendary hero, his companions,
**[19:39] Touka (Yuna)**
and a former member
of the Four Knights with us.
**[19:41] Touka (Yuna)**
We'll kick their asses,
no matter what they throw at us.
**[19:44] Ethel**
Do you really mean that?
**[19:48] Touka (Yuna)**
It's true that I don't have a scrap
of do-gooder in me.
**[19:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But this is just like three
and a half years ago.
**[19:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm trying to save the same person now.
**[20:07] Milly**
The person you're trying to save...
**[20:09] Milly**
Is it my big sister?
**[20:12] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[20:13] Touka (Yuna)**
She's been infected with
a devil-conversion spell.
**[20:16] Touka (Yuna)**
The reason I'm in her body is to
keep her from going on a rampage.
**[20:20] Milly**
That's awful...
**[20:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But running into you
means we're in the clear!
**[20:24] Touka (Yuna)**
I was worried we couldn't
hack this on our own.
**[20:27] Touka (Yuna)**
Plus, you've got that awesome sword!
**[20:29] Touka (Yuna)**
How'd you get your hands on it, anyway?
**[20:32] Milly**
I won a tournament held
in the western kingdom
**[20:36] Milly**
and was thus declared a legendary
hero worthy of wielding it.
**[20:39] Milly**
Hey, want to duel for old time's sake?
**[20:42] Milly**
With our future marriage on the line!
**[20:45] Touka (Yuna)**
The hell?!
**[20:46] Touka (Yuna)**
Hang on, this can't possibly
be the best time for—
**[20:53] Touka (Yuna)**
Now you're shooting at me?!
**[20:55] Milly**
The projectiles come from my sword,
so it's allowed!
**[20:58] Touka (Yuna)**
You're gonna freakin' kill me!
**[21:00] Milly**
Then we'll be married in the afterlife!
**[21:05] Touka (Yuna)**
Damn it! If that's how you wanna play...
**[21:07] Touka (Yuna)**
Sorry, but I'll just knock you out cold!
**[21:12] Touka**
*Crap. My mana's totally...*
**[21:19] Touka (Yuna)**
I-I lose, okay?
**[21:21] Touka (Yuna)**
But you gotta beat me
a hundred times to marry me, so—
**[21:23] Milly**
You'll "kick their asses"?
You're "in the clear"?
**[21:27] Milly**
How are you going to save my
sister when you're this weak?!
**[21:31] Milly**
You're clearly not facing reality!
**[21:37] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm still going to save her.
**[21:39] Touka (Yuna)**
I'll use whatever dirty,
underhanded tricks I have to.
**[21:44] Touka (Yuna)**
This is no different from three years ago.
**[21:47] Touka (Yuna)**
The legendary hero saved you back then.
**[21:51] Touka (Yuna)**
But now, the legendary hero is dead...
**[21:54] Touka (Yuna)**
So who's going to save her if I don't?
**[21:57] Milly**
I'm glad.
**[21:59] Milly**
I knew that's what you'd say.
**[22:02] Touka (Yuna)**
H-Hang on, you did that on purpose?
**[22:04] Milly**
I know how it went down.
**[22:06] Milly**
Three years ago, you were the one
who really saved us, weren't you?
**[22:12] Milly**
I had a chance to ask Sion, and he told me.
**[22:16] Milly**
When the devils attacked Elvania,
the reason he was able to make it in time
**[22:20] Milly**
was because of all the traps
set along on the way!
**[22:23] Milly**
So if this is no different from back then,
**[22:25] Milly**
you'll be the one to save her again!
**[22:28] Touka (Yuna)**
Nah.
**[22:30] Touka (Yuna)**
All I did back then was buy time.
**[22:33] Touka (Yuna)**
We'd have been helpless
if the hero hadn't shown up.
**[22:36] Touka (Yuna)**
That said...
**[22:38] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm not the guy I was three years ago.
**[22:40] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got the legendary hero's power.
**[22:42] Touka (Yuna)**
I've got friends I can trust.
**[22:44] Touka (Yuna)**
So this time, I really will be the one to...
**[22:47] Touka (Yuna)**
*We'll* be the ones to save Yuna!
**[22:49] Milly**
Of course we will!
**[22:52] Touka (Yuna)**
Boy, none of this sounds like me, does it?
**[22:55] Touka (Yuna)**
I'm gonna hit the crapper.
**[22:57] Touka (Yuna)**
I've been holding it in this whole time.
**[22:59] Milly**
Yeah, sure!
**[23:05] Touka**
* Yeah, I've been holding in*
* the urge all this time...*
**[23:10] Touka**
*No matter what anyone tells me,*
**[23:12] Touka**
*I have no choice* but *to save Yuna.*
**[23:16] Touka**
* Rather, there's something even more*
* precious than Yuna I have to protect...*
**[23:21] Touka**
*It's these pretty li'l thighs!*
**[23:23] Touka**
*Yeah, Yuna's thighs are the best!*
**[23:26] Touka**
* The ultimate thighs, combining sexiness*
* and beauty in one tight package!*
**[23:30] Touka**
* This creamy softness from*
* which all kindness flows...*
**[23:34] Touka**
*They could suck my entire body in—*
**[23:36] sign**
18 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
# E9 - Into the Legendary Hero's Past
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN39J/into-the-legendary-heros-past)
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**[00:01] Touka**
*A dream? Where'd this come from?*
**[00:04] Touka's Dad**
Hey, brat.
**[00:06] Touka's Dad**
You got a problem or something?
**[00:08] Touka**
*Ah, yeah, that's how it usually went, huh?*
**[00:11] Touka**
*Next, he's gonna hit me,*
**[00:13] Touka**
*while Mom just looks at me apologetically.*
**[00:17] Touka**
*Damn... Why now of all times?*
**[00:20] Touka**
*I was trying to appreciate Yuna's—*
**[00:23] Touka**
*Huh?!*
**[00:25] Touka**
*That hurt!*
**[00:28] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[00:34] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[00:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[00:40] sign**
THE
**[00:41] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:41] sign**
DARY
**[00:42] sign**
HERO
**[00:42] sign**
IS
**[00:43] sign**
DEAD
**[00:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[00:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[00:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[00:59] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[01:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[01:02] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[01:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[01:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[01:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[01:57] sign**
Episode 9
**[01:57] sign**
Into the Legendary Hero's Past
**[01:58] Touka**
*Okay, that settles that.*
**[01:59] Touka**
*I'm definitely me from a few years ago,*
**[02:02] Touka**
*and this is definitely Elvania.*
**[02:04] Touka**
*Am I back in the past?*
**[02:07] Touka**
*What triggered this?*
**[02:09] Touka**
*All I did was stroke Yuna's thighs a little.*
**[02:12] Touka**
*Actually, wait a sec...*
**[02:14] Touka**
* I've never really gotten*
* to stroke Yuna's thighs before.*
**[02:17] Touka**
*Could that be what did it?*
**[02:20] Touka**
*Yeah, nah.*
**[02:22] Touka**
* Whatever the case, I better find*
* a way to get back to normal fast.*
**[02:26] Touka**
*I gotta save Yuna, after all.*
**[02:28] Touka**
*Hang on. Do I* really *hafta get back?*
**[02:31] Touka**
* I've got more than ten years*
* before Yuna becomes a devil.*
**[02:34] Touka**
* What if I use that time*
* to come up with a plan?*
**[02:39] Touka**
*Yeah, I'll do just that!*
**[02:40] Touka**
* Meaning I can enjoy this miraculous*
* time slip to its fullest!*
**[02:48] Lady**
Oh, good day.
**[02:53] Touka**
*No need to fear!*
**[02:55] Touka**
* Anyone'd see this as*
* just a harmless child's prank!*
**[02:58] Lady**
Oh, good day.
**[03:01] Young Touka**
Huh?
**[03:01] Young Touka**
Hey, you're supposed to get mad
or grossed out or something!
**[03:05] Lady**
Good day.
**[03:06] Old Lady**
Hello there.
**[03:08] Man A**
What's up, kiddo?
**[03:09] Man B**
How ya doing, buddy?
**[03:10] Touka**
*Don't ask me how I'm doing!*
**[03:12] Touka**
*The hell is going on?*
**[03:18] Touka**
*Why isn't anyone reacting?*
**[03:20] Touka**
*Damn it!*
**[03:22] Touka**
*What the hell is going on here?!*
**[03:25] Touka**
* Basking in thighs to my heart's*
* content should be heaven,*
**[03:29] Touka**
* but if the girls don't react,*
* they might as well be radishes!*
**[03:32] Touka**
*I can't take this kind of lonely life here.*
**[03:36] Touka**
*Wait.*
**[03:37] Touka**
*My parents were still acting like themselves.*
**[03:41] Touka**
*It was today...*
**[03:43] Touka**
* The rare occasion my dad beat us*
* in front of his mercenary buddies*
**[03:47] Touka**
*was the day I first met Yuna!*
**[03:50] Touka**
*If I'm right about this...*
**[03:53] Young Yuna**
What are you doing out here all by yourself?
**[03:58] Young Touka**
Waiting for you, Yuna.
**[03:59] Young Yuna**
Huh? For me?
**[04:01] Young Touka**
Uh, I mean, my dad hit me!
**[04:03] Young Touka**
I don't wanna go home now.
**[04:05] Touka**
*I knew it!*
**[04:07] Touka**
* The only folks acting weird are*
* people I didn't really know!*
**[04:11] Touka**
*Hang on. If this was how we met,*
**[04:13] Touka**
*how did Yuna already know who I was?*
**[04:17] Young Yuna**
I'll stay with you, Touka.
**[04:22] Touka**
*Well, never mind the reason.*
**[04:24] Touka**
*Yuna saying that was what—*
**[04:27] Touka**
*Wait. At this age, I could...*
**[04:28] Young Touka**
Hey, does staying with me forever mean
**[04:30] Young Touka**
you'll let me worship those thighs
of yours even after we grow up?
**[04:35] Young Yuna**
Yeah, sure.
**[04:37] Touka**
*Too easy!*
**[04:38] Young Touka**
With stockings on, of course.
**[04:40] Young Yuna**
I don't know what that means, but sure.
**[04:44] Touka**
*That's right.*
**[04:45] Touka**
* At this age, I could slowly raise Yuna*
* into my dream version of her!*
**[04:50] Young Yuna**
You must be hungry.
**[04:52] Young Yuna**
I'll go get us some food.
**[04:54] Young Yuna**
Wait here!
**[04:55] Touka**
*Damn it! I almost had her!*
**[04:57] Yuna**
Knock it off already!
**[04:59] Yuna**
Making me make all those weird promises...
**[05:01] Yuna**
Don't sully my precious memories, you idiot!
**[05:04] Yuna**
Pervert!
**[05:06] Young Touka**
No way...
**[05:08] Young Touka**
That voice...
**[05:10] Yuna**
N-No, wait! Don't come any closer!
**[05:13] Young Touka**
Yuna!
**[05:16] Yuna**
What are you all teary-eyed about?
**[05:18] Young Touka**
Are you really Yuna?
**[05:20] Yuna**
Yeah, as far as I can tell...
**[05:23] Yuna**
Hey, don't start crying!
**[05:25] Young Touka**
Shut up!
**[05:26] Young Touka**
I'm just more of a crybaby in this kid body.
**[05:29] Young Touka**
Seriously, what are you doing here?
**[05:30] Young Touka**
And why are you naked?
**[05:32] Yuna**
That's what I'd like to know.
**[05:34] Yuna**
But one thing I can say for sure
**[05:36] Yuna**
is that this is a fake past created by magic.
**[05:41] Young Touka**
A fake past?
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] sign**
Touka's
Shirt
**[05:45] sign**
Stockings
**[05:45] Yuna**
I can breathe a little easier now!
**[05:48] Young Touka**
Don't you rip my stockings!
**[05:50] Young Touka**
You stole my shirt too, damn it!
**[05:51] Yuna**
At least you've still got pants.
**[05:54] Young Touka**
Why not just borrow some
clothes from someone?
**[05:57] Yuna**
Because...
**[05:58] Yuna**
I can't touch them.
**[06:00] Yuna**
I've been following you all this time,
**[06:03] Yuna**
but nobody seems to realize I'm here,
**[06:05] Yuna**
and I can't touch anything in this world.
**[06:07] Young Touka**
But you can touch me and stuff I'm wearing?
**[06:12] Young Touka**
Wait, you were following me?
**[06:14] Yuna**
Yes, and I saw *all* the depraved things
you subjected the townspeople to.
**[06:19] Young Touka**
I-It wasn't like that!
**[06:21] Young Touka**
I was just trying to unravel
the mystery of this world!
**[06:23] Yuna**
It was *definitely* like that,
you perverted scumbag!
**[06:28] Young Touka**
Whatever's going on here,
**[06:30] Young Touka**
it certainly seems to be
magical in origin, like you said.
**[06:35] Passerby**
Hello there.
**[06:36] Yuna**
That man... He looks like Dr. Leland.
**[06:39] Young Touka**
And that's Isaac's head on Siruela's body.
**[06:42] Young Touka**
Gross!
**[06:44] Young Touka**
Hang on.
**[06:45] Young Touka**
The people I know well
both look and act like themselves.
**[06:49] Young Touka**
But the people I barely know
don't have real personalities,
**[06:53] Young Touka**
and anyone whose appearance
I can't even remember becomes
**[06:57] Young Touka**
some combo of people I do.
**[06:58] Yuna**
In other words, this is...
**[07:01] Young Touka**
It's not the past, but rather
a world made from my memories.
**[07:05] Young Touka**
Does that mean you're a memory too?
**[07:08] Yuna**
I'm definitely me!
**[07:10] Yuna**
Because my soul is also still in my body,
**[07:10] sign**
Yuna's Soul
**[07:10] sign**
Yuna's Body
**[07:10] sign**
Touka's Soul
**[07:13] Yuna**
maybe I got sucked in too?
**[07:15] Young Touka**
I can see that.
**[07:17] Young Touka**
But if we ain't really back in the past,
**[07:19] Young Touka**
there's a good chance that time's passing
here just like in the real world.
**[07:23] Young Touka**
I better get outta here.
**[07:25] Yuna**
Good idea, but how will you do it?
**[07:30] Young Touka**
What if I leave the city...
**[07:32] Young Touka**
and go somewhere I'd never been?
**[07:36] Young Touka**
By the way...
**[07:37] Young Touka**
How'd you know my name
the day we first met?
**[07:40] Young Touka**
Did you fall in love at first—
**[07:42] Yuna**
Nothing like that!
**[07:43] Yuna**
You were always all
bruised up and by yourself,
**[07:47] Yuna**
so I asked around about you
and decided I was going to help.
**[07:50] Young Touka**
Is that why you promised to stay
with me the first time we met?
**[07:53] Young Touka**
That's pretty over the top.
**[07:54] Young Touka**
Just reaching out on a whim like that...
**[07:56] Young Touka**
What am I, some abandoned cat?
**[07:58] Yuna**
Why do you have to interpret it
in such a negative way?
**[08:02] Young Touka**
Still, thanks.
**[08:05] Yuna**
S-Sure...
**[08:09] Young Touka**
What the heck is this?
**[08:11] Yuna**
There's nothing here. It's all white.
**[08:16] Young Touka**
I think I can pass through.
**[08:20] Young Touka**
I'll shout if it's dangerous,
so pull me back.
**[08:22] Yuna**
Okay.
**[08:25] Yuna**
Hey, Touka! You're pulling too hard!
**[08:28] Yuna**
I'm gonna get yanked—
**[08:31] Yuna**
Why am I naked again?
**[08:33] Yuna**
Is this the day I first
invited you to our house?
**[08:36] Young Touka**
Yeah.
**[08:38] Touka**
*This was the first time I met Milly.*
**[08:41] Touka**
* I lied and bragged I'd beaten up bears and*
* gorillas, which is what kicked off our duels.*
**[08:47] Young Touka**
I gotta hit the can.
**[08:48] Yuna**
Where are you going?
**[08:50] Yuna**
This isn't the way to the bathroom!
**[08:52] Young Touka**
I'm gonna jump back into that white space!
**[08:56] Yuna**
Again? But it didn't get you out last time!
**[08:58] Young Touka**
It's all about time!
**[09:00] Young Touka**
Jumping in forced an advance in time!
**[09:02] Young Touka**
If I keep doing it,
we'll reach the present eventually!
**[09:12] Touka**
I never thought I'd be running a marathon
through the world of my memories...
**[09:16] Yuna**
Where are we?
**[09:18] Touka**
Five years ago.
**[09:20] Touka**
The day I left Elvania, I'd say.
**[09:22] Touka**
Dad wanted to hit up the northern
continent to loot the raided cities.
**[09:27] Touka**
You didn't come to see me off then.
**[09:30] Touka**
We'd had a fight, I think.
**[09:32] Yuna**
Because you swapped all the socks
in my dresser for stockings!
**[09:37] Touka**
Hey, I'd forgotten I did that!
**[09:39] Yuna**
I really regretted being stubborn
and not seeing you off, though.
**[09:44] Touka**
Y-You mean it?
**[09:46] Yuna**
O-Of course not!
I only regretted it a little!
**[09:48] Yuna**
I totally forgot about you
the very next day!
**[09:51] Yuna**
Now, let's move on to
the next entry in your past!
**[09:55] Yuna**
Is this the northern continent?
**[09:59] Touka**
This was the day my dad disappeared
and I got sick.
**[10:03] Touka**
My mom went off to find medicine
**[10:06] Touka**
and died...
**[10:07] Touka**
I might still make it!
**[10:09] Touka**
Mom!
**[10:11] Touka**
Maybe I can save her!
**[10:12] Yuna**
Touka, this isn't reality!
**[10:28] Touka's Mom**
You came...
**[10:31] Touka's Mom**
I forgot to give you this letter
Yuna left for you...
**[10:40] Touka's Mom**
I'm sorry.
**[10:42] Touka's Mom**
I looked the other way when such
awful things were happening to you...
**[10:49] Touka's Mom**
I was a terrible mother.
**[10:52] Touka's Mom**
Perhaps I have no right to say this...
**[10:57] Touka's Mom**
But I really do love you, Touka.
**[11:06] Touka**
Damn it...
**[11:08] Touka**
This was four years ago already.
**[11:11] Touka**
Give me a damn break...
**[11:20] Yuna**
Now it's a battlefield?!
**[11:22] Touka**
Yeah, so be careful!
**[11:26] Touka**
What happens if we die here?
**[11:30] Touka**
What's with the grim expression?
**[11:32] Yuna**
N-Nothing.
**[11:37] Yuna**
What is that sound?
**[11:39] Touka**
That's right. This was the day...
**[11:41] Touka**
that all of humanity stopped fighting.
**[11:45] Touka**
The day the Gates of Hell opened.
**[11:51] Yuna**
You saw it?
**[11:52] Touka**
Yeah.
**[11:55] Touka**
We better scram too!
**[12:03] Touka**
Nothing in particular happened on this day.
**[12:06] Touka**
Let's hurry up and advance more.
**[12:09] Yuna**
*Something* must have happened!
**[12:10] Yuna**
Everything we've been through
so far was of significance.
**[12:13] Yuna**
I mean, where did that wound come from?
**[12:16] Touka**
Oh, yeah, I got kinda whacked
by a devil on this day.
**[12:20] Touka**
But it's no big deal, okay?
**[12:21] Yuna**
Touka!
**[12:22] Yuna**
I never even imagined you were
going through all this...
**[12:27] Yuna**
When you made it back, I took it for granted
and blamed you for being gone.
**[12:32] Yuna**
Why...
**[12:34] Yuna**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[12:36] Yuna**
Weren't we childhood friends?
**[12:38] Touka**
How was I supposed to...
**[12:41] Yuna**
I know everything.
**[12:44] Yuna**
Even infected with
the devil-conversion spell,
**[12:47] Yuna**
I can still see and hear what's
going on around me.
**[12:50] Yuna**
I think my consciousness is the only thing
that escaped the magical hold on my soul.
**[12:56] Yuna**
So I heard your conversation with Milly.
**[12:58] Yuna**
That you came to save us three years ago.
**[13:04] Yuna**
And yet I... I was always going on and on
about the hero and chewing you out.
**[13:10] Yuna**
Even though you barely
even made it back to us...
**[13:14] Yuna**
I'm sorry.
**[13:16] Yuna**
The one who truly saved me...
It was you, Touka.
**[13:21] Touka**
The hell are you apologizing for?
**[13:24] Touka**
It was the hero who saved you.
**[13:26] Touka**
And I only came back 'cause I wanted to.
**[13:31] Touka**
I mean it when I said nothing
really happened on this day.
**[13:34] Touka**
It was just the day I read your letter.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Touka**
Yeah, fine, whatever.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Touka**
Gonna die in some unknown land,
all alone and with nothing...
**[13:47] (Flashback) Touka**
A shitty end to a shitty life.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Touka**
Hey, yeah. I never read this, did I?
**[13:57] (Flashback) Touka**
"I'll make up with you
when you get back," huh?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Touka**
Wait a minute! Is that it?!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Touka**
No "I have faith that you'll return to me"?
**[14:08] (Flashback) Touka**
Or "Even if we're far apart,
I'll never forget you"?!
**[14:14] (Flashback) Touka**
Even at the bitter end, I don't get forgiven?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Touka**
What a load of crap.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Touka**
How the hell am I supposed to die like this?
**[14:24] Touka**
Boy, that pissed me off, y'know?
**[14:27] Yuna**
W-Well, I had no idea you'd
been through all this...
**[14:30] Touka**
But it was so like you, Yuna,
that it made me miss home.
**[14:34] Touka**
I don't know if I could've recovered
if not for what you wrote.
**[14:39] Touka**
Yuna, you say that I saved you,
**[14:43] Touka**
but between this day,
**[14:45] Touka**
and the day we first met,
**[14:47] Touka**
and you coming on this journey with me...
**[14:50] Touka**
It's always been *you* saving *me*.
**[14:56] Touka**
So, with that being the situation and all,
**[14:58] Touka**
I'm pretty sure I should be
telling you not to apologize.
**[15:01] Touka**
That's on me for not actually
being there to save you for real.
**[15:04] Touka**
Seriously, that stupid letter saving me
bugged me so much
**[15:08] Touka**
that I never wanted to bring it up.
**[15:18] Touka**
A high-rank devil?!
**[15:19] Yuna**
Were you attacked by a high-rank
devil today, too?
**[15:22] Touka**
No, I've never seen that thing before.
**[15:25] Yuna**
What?
**[15:25] Nefu**
Honestly, my dear Touka Scott.
**[15:27] Nefu**
A man talking to himself
is so boring to watch.
**[15:30] Nefu**
There's nothing I love better
than peeking into human memories.
**[15:36] Nefu**
It's a pleasure I just can't get in Hell!
**[15:39] Nefu**
Yet all you're doing is talking to yourself.
**[15:42] Nefu**
I need you to play your role,
or else this is no fun for me.
**[15:46] Touka**
So this world is your doing, huh?
**[15:50] Nefu**
Precisely!
**[15:52] Nefu**
It's a bit like a dream world, you see.
**[15:55] Nefu**
In the real world,
you're fast asleep at my side.
**[16:00] Nefu**
Once I tire of their memories,
**[16:01] Nefu**
I typically come inside
to devour my victim.
**[16:04] Nefu**
But I've never gotten bored
so quickly before.
**[16:07] Touka**
*Damn it. This is bad.*
**[16:09] Touka**
* Why'd the spellcaster have to*
* be a high-rank devil?*
**[16:12] Touka**
Let's run, Yuna!
**[16:14] Nefu**
A pity there's no way out.
**[16:17] Nefu**
The only way to escape is to defeat me,
**[16:20] Nefu**
but that's certainly not possible, is it?
**[16:23] Touka**
What a polite little devil!
**[16:25] Touka**
Consider my destination set now.
**[16:28] Touka**
*I'm gonna keep sprinting...*
**[16:29] Touka**
*until I reach my finest hour!*
**[16:36] Touka**
* Sion the hero could take out*
* a high-rank devil.*
**[16:39] Touka**
Hey, hero!
**[16:40] Touka**
A high-rank devil is on the way.
**[16:42] Touka**
Go beat it, okay?!
**[16:44] Sion**
Huh?
**[16:45] Sion**
Why should *I* do the bidding
of a little piece of trash like you?
**[16:49] Yuna**
*Who's that?!*
**[16:50] Touka**
Damn it!
**[16:51] Touka**
I was a fool to ask
that twisted freak for help!
**[16:54] Yuna**
*The devil's altering Touka's memories now?!*
**[17:01] Yuna**
The legendary hero was
defeated that easily?!
**[17:04] Touka**
We can't stay here.
**[17:05] Touka**
Let's move on!
**[17:08] Touka**
Why'd we have to wind up *here*?!
**[17:13] Touka**
Not good!
**[17:16] Touka**
Kyle!
**[17:17] Touka**
Yeah, he could do the job!
**[17:21] Nefu**
They're nothing but memories.
**[17:24] Nefu**
Before me, this world's creator, they are...
**[17:27] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:28] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:29] Nefu**
Powerless!
**[17:34] Touka**
Good, we finally made it here.
**[17:36] Touka**
And I'm as strong as I was then.
**[17:38] Touka**
Now I can fight him!
**[17:41] Nefu**
You wish to fight me on your best day?
**[17:44] Nefu**
A wise decision.
**[17:46] Touka**
Don't tell me you can steal
that power from me, too?
**[17:49] Nefu**
If only I could.
**[17:52] Nefu**
Alas, I can only manipulate
products of pure memory.
**[17:57] Nefu**
I cannot tamper with your own
memories of yourself.
**[18:02] Nefu**
There's so much I can't do.
It's really quite pathetic.
**[18:06] Nefu**
Souls are all I can eat, and to eat,
I must attack in the world of memories.
**[18:12] Nefu**
And while I'm inside your memories,
I'm defenseless in the real world.
**[18:17] Nefu**
If a third party kills me or
you're awakened from your slumber,
**[18:21] Nefu**
the spell breaks automatically.
**[18:23] Touka**
Yeah, talk about a ton of weaknesses.
**[18:26] Touka**
Are you telling me all this 'cause
you've given up on our fight?
**[18:30] Nefu**
Oh, not at all!
**[18:32] Nefu**
I'm saying that even given such weaknesses,
you cannot defeat me.
**[18:36] Nefu**
One reason for that is because,
**[18:38] Nefu**
in the real world, my dear friends
are fighting your companions!
**[18:43] Nefu**
In other words, there's no one
to save you on the outside.
**[18:47] Nefu**
Another reason is because...
**[18:49] Nefu**
you simply don't have the power
to inflict a single scratch upon me.
**[18:54] Touka**
Oh, please. I'm in Sion the hero's body.
**[18:57] Nefu**
Go on and try it, then.
**[19:00] Touka**
I'm on it!
**[19:02] Touka**
No need...
**[19:03] Touka**
to even ask!
**[19:05] Touka**
I can't hit him!
**[19:07] Nefu**
It's all pointless, you see.
**[19:09] Nefu**
This world is a creation of my magic,
**[19:13] Nefu**
meaning I can read
all your thoughts in advance.
**[19:17] Touka**
In that case...
**[19:18] Touka**
I'll have to face you without thinking.
**[19:22] Touka**
Wuh?
**[19:23] Yuna**
He really did stop thinking!
**[19:27] Nefu**
That is indeed how to fight me...
**[19:29] Nefu**
if only you were capable of it.
**[19:32] Nefu**
I'm so disappointed.
**[19:34] Nefu**
The man who killed the legendary
hero led such a sad, average life.
**[19:40] Nefu**
I pity Sion for falling at the hands
of someone so dull.
**[19:47] Touka**
I'm getting pretty sick
of that stupid laugh of yours.
**[19:51] Touka**
Barging into someone's mind
and writing their life off as dull?
**[19:55] Touka**
Sounds like you're the dull one!
**[19:58] Touka**
Some asshole who's never held anyone dear
would never understand.
**[20:03] Touka**
Even if I had the chance
to live another life,
**[20:06] Touka**
I'd still choose this one!
**[20:09] Touka**
'Cause a life without Yuna and the others
**[20:11] Touka**
would *really* be a shitty life to me!
**[20:14] Nefu**
Well, then...
**[20:17] Nefu**
That's a pity.
**[20:18] Nefu**
Because that life is now over!
**[20:24] Nefu**
*Eh?*
**[20:24] Nefu**
*That action just now...*
**[20:26] Nefu**
*I didn't see it coming.*
**[20:28] Yuna**
I knew it. He can't see me at all.
**[20:32] Touka**
Gotcha.
**[20:33] Touka**
His magic can't account for the weird
situation of two souls in the same body.
**[20:41] Nefu**
*Two souls?*
**[20:43] Nefu**
*I thought perhaps he'd just gone mad,*
**[20:46] Nefu**
*but is there truly someone else inside him?*
**[20:49] Yuna**
I'm gonna get on your back.
**[20:52] Touka**
*Her thighs... And they're wrapped around me?!*
**[20:55] Yuna**
Don't give one thought to how
you move your arms, all right?
**[20:59] Touka**
R-Right.
**[21:00] Touka**
It's gonna be hard for me to think
about much right now anyway.
**[21:03] Yuna**
Here we go!
**[21:05] Touka**
You see that?
**[21:06] Touka**
Behold our first real liaison together!
**[21:09] Yuna**
Don't say things that
could be misinterpreted!
**[21:12] Nefu**
*What in the world?*
**[21:14] Nefu**
*The one I can't detect is in control?*
**[21:17] Nefu**
* Still, he should be cognizant*
* of what he's doing.*
**[21:21] Nefu**
*If I read that...*
**[21:23] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:25] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:28] Touka**
*Thighs... Thighs... Thighs... Thighs...*
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:29] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:32] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:32] Nefu**
* His entire mental process*
* is overwhelmed by thighs!*
**[21:33] sign**
Thighs...
**[21:36] Nefu**
*What a truly base creature.*
**[21:39] Nefu**
*Humans are such brilliant beings,*
**[21:41] Nefu**
* yet this one is trash beneath*
* even a low-rank devil!*
**[21:44] Nefu**
*I-I've got to escape.*
**[21:45] Nefu**
*I don't want to die in memories like—*
**[21:51] Yuna**
We may never see each other again after this.
**[21:54] Touka**
Huh?
**[21:56] Touka**
Hey, screw that.
**[21:57] Touka**
This time, I'm gonna save you for sure.
**[22:00] Touka**
So don't you worry. Just sit tight.
**[22:03] Yuna**
Okay. I'll be waiting.
**[22:16] Touka (Yuna)**
This is reality... right?
**[22:21] Touka (Yuna)**
Yuna?!
**[22:23] Yuna**
N-No way! You can see me?
**[22:25] Touka (Yuna)**
Yeah.
**[22:25] Touka (Yuna)**
So am I looking at your consciousness now?
**[22:28] Yuna**
Hey! Don't just touch me like that!
**[22:31] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[22:32] Touka (Yuna)**
Hey, you guys are okay?
**[22:35] Touka (Yuna)**
The enemy said the workshop
was attacked, so...
**[22:38] Anri**
Indeed. So were you attacked as well?
**[22:41] Anri**
We just defeated our assailants.
**[22:44] Touka (Yuna)**
Heck, what was I so worried about?
**[22:46] Marguerite**
In other news, Touka...
**[22:48] Marguerite**
We finished repairs
to the enchanted carriage!
**[22:50] Marguerite**
Now we can set course for Elvania!
**[22:53] sign**
Meanwhile
**[22:58] Siruela**
"Run your own investigations"?
**[23:01] Siruela**
That piece of shit! I should've
had him put to death!
**[23:05] Rosale**
What's the matter, Dame Siruela?
**[23:09] sign**
Rosale Charis
Court Magician
**[23:12] Siruela**
I asked the hero to investigate where
the astral form you witnessed flew off to,
**[23:17] Siruela**
but he turned me down.
**[23:19] Rosale**
Ah, you mean the necromancer
who gave Leland access to necromancy?
**[23:23] Rosale**
I've taken my own measures on that front.
**[23:27] Rosale**
I suspect they've located the enemy
base right around now...
**[23:32] Rosale**
The elites of my Order of Magical Warriors.
**[23:37] sign**
14 hours until Yuna and the others become devils
# E10 - The Raid of the Legendary Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J2Q2/the-raid-of-the-legendary-hero)
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**[00:02] Anri**
Possession necromancy!
**[00:05] sign**
Using 2 soma drops
Mana level 1 → 7
**[00:05] Touka**
Back to this stupid body, huh?
**[00:08] Yuna**
I'm just glad you're out of mine!
That was disgusting.
**[00:11] Touka**
We were doing just fine that way, though!
**[00:14] Touka**
Forcing me out could've cost me
the ability to see you.
**[00:16] Yuna**
But it didn't, so who cares?
**[00:19] Marguerite**
Er, might I ask to whom you're speaking?
**[00:21] Touka**
Huh? Oh, Yuna's right there.
**[00:27] Anri**
Dame Yuna! Whatever happened to you?!
**[00:29] Milly**
But I recognize that jawline!
It's definitely her!
**[00:32] Yuna**
How is that me?!
**[00:33] Touka**
I'm talking about Yuna's *consciousness*.
**[00:36] Touka**
An astral projection of it.
**[00:38] Anri/Milly**
Her consciousness?
**[00:39] Touka**
I dunno how it happened,
but since leaving the memory world,
**[00:42] Touka**
I've been able to see her.
**[00:45] Anri**
Mana sight!
**[00:48] Anri**
Ah, so that there is
Dame Yuna's consciousness?
**[00:51] Anri**
Perhaps your prolonged possession of her body
has forged a connection between your souls.
**[00:57] Touka**
We're connected?
**[00:58] Anri**
Indeed.
**[00:59] Anri**
I can see the mana threads.
**[01:01] Anri**
The reason you dragged Dame Yuna
into the world of your memories,
**[01:05] Anri**
and the reason you can see her now,
**[01:07] Anri**
must be due to this connection between you.
**[01:12] Touka**
She says we've got a connection!
**[01:14] Yuna**
Which I find pretty creepy. Don't you?
**[01:16] Milly**
But what do we do with my sister's body?
**[01:18] Milly**
If Papa finds her like this...
**[01:20] Yuna**
I certainly don't want you
possessing me anymore!
**[01:23] Touka**
Fine, I get it.
**[01:25] Touka**
Let's tie her up and hide her
in the trunk in the enchanted carriage.
**[01:29] Touka**
If we tell him she went back to the village
or something, he'll probably buy it.
**[01:32] Fieri**
I don't think I will.
**[01:38] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:46] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:50] sign**
THE
**[01:51] sign**
LEGEN
**[01:51] sign**
DARY
**[01:52] sign**
HERO
**[01:52] sign**
IS
**[01:53] sign**
DEAD
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[01:59] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[02:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[02:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[02:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[03:07] sign**
Episode 10
**[03:07] sign**
The Raid of the Legendary Hero
**[03:08] Dott**
*When I was placed in charge of this city,*
**[03:10] Dott**
*I decided to use it to enhance my personal wealth.*
**[03:12] Dott**
*I built the facilities that the city lacked,*
**[03:16] Dott**
* so that when the time came,*
* I could make even more money!*
**[03:20] Dott**
*However...*
**[03:22] Dott**
* At some point, the citizens*
* began to respect me!*
**[03:26] Dott**
*It was a pretty nice feeling!*
**[03:29] Citizens**
Mayor!
**[03:33] Belarco**
We've arrived at the capital.
**[03:36] Belarco**
Only thirteen or fourteen hours remain.
**[03:39] Belarco**
Even if we inform His Majesty,
it may be too late.
**[03:43] Belarco**
What troubles you?
**[03:45] Dott**
I've been such a fool.
**[03:49] Friedrich**
Diego, you need to stop sending
in assassins haphazardly.
**[03:54] Friedrich**
Ethel betrayed us.
**[03:55] Friedrich**
Nefu has been slain,
his magic crystal likely taken.
**[03:59] Friedrich**
Everything you do just
makes them more powerful.
**[04:02] Diego**
Come now, don't tell me
you're losing your nerve.
**[04:06] Diego**
I can see your nose running there.
**[04:08] Friedrich**
You know that's unrelated.
**[04:10] Diego**
You know I'll win in the end,
no matter how powerful our foe may be.
**[04:21] Leven**
Damn, I missed!
**[04:23] Diego**
Excellent timing.
**[04:24] Diego**
I'll use these fools as a demonstration.
**[04:28] Diego**
That should stop your
nose from running, right?
**[04:31] Friedrich**
You know that's unrelated.
**[04:34] Siruela**
A type of clairvoyance
to see through the eyes of another?
**[04:37] Rosale**
Yes.
**[04:38] Rosale**
It appears the Order of Magical Warriors
has engaged the necromancers.
**[04:43] Leven**
It's over, necromancer!
**[04:45] Dominique**
That was too easy.
**[04:47] Dominique**
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
**[04:51] Diego**
There's one down!
**[04:54] Leven**
The ability to regenerate
from decapitation?
**[04:56] Leven**
It's almost like...
**[04:58] Diego**
Yes, the power of the Infernal Generals.
**[05:02] Diego**
By using one of their bodies,
preserved here, like a magic crystal,
**[05:04] Diego**
I have an Infernal General's
regenerative power at my disposal!
**[05:09] Leven**
Thanks for the explanation.
**[05:15] Diego**
The blood magic doesn't come
from the Infernal General, though.
**[05:20] Dominique**
Commander!
**[05:21] Dominique**
We don't have time to deal with peons,
**[05:24] Dominique**
you snot-nosed bastard!
**[05:29] Dominique**
How?!
**[05:30] Dominique**
What just happened?!
**[05:31] Friedrich**
That was too easy.
**[05:33] Friedrich**
If you want to beg for your life,
now's the time.
**[05:38] Dominique**
P-Please spare me.
**[05:40] Dominique**
I'll do anything you ask!
**[05:44] Diego**
Still trying to beat me?
**[05:47] Diego**
You've got me in tears.
**[05:49] Diego**
In honor of your bravery,
I'll show you my full power.
**[05:53] Diego**
Remote necromancy.
**[05:57] Diego**
Infernal General Vertex!
**[06:01] Diego**
Now...
**[06:02] Diego**
Cry lots of tears for me as you perish.
**[06:07] Magical Warrior 2**
Damn it, stay back! Stay back!
**[06:13] Rosele**
My Order of Magical Warriors...
***SIGN*** The Infernal Generals...
***SIGN*** I never expected to see them oppose us even in death.
**[06:22] Siruela**
If our enemy attacked the capital
with power like that,
**[06:25] Siruela**
we would never survive.
***SIGN*** Then we shall strike first!
***SIGN*** Muster a fighting force and sortie to Elvania!
***SIGN*** We will stop them before they can start!
**[06:35] Dott**
Your Majesty! You must sortie at once!
**[06:37] Dott**
There's no time to waste!
***SIGN*** Who goes there? The mayor of Moaran and Twin-Spear Belarco?
**[06:43] Minister 1**
Twin-Spear Belarco?
**[06:45] Minister 1**
He's the man who slew
a hundred devils at once!
**[06:48] Minister 2**
I heard it was a hundred *high-rank* devils!
***SIGN*** Why say you there's no time to waste?
**[06:54] Dott**
A devil in the necromancers' service
**[06:57] Dott**
is on the verge of turning
the people of Moaran into devils!
**[07:01] Dott**
We barely have twelve hours left!
**[07:04] Dott**
The legendary hero is doing his best,
**[07:06] Dott**
but Elvania is overrun by devils,
**[07:09] Dott**
and his party alone stands little chance.
***SIGN*** But it will take days to gather a proper fighting force.
**[07:14] Dott**
Regardless, you must act!
**[07:16] Dott**
If only companions of the legendary hero...
**[07:19] Dott**
I beg of you!
**[07:20] Dott**
I'll do whatever it takes!
**[07:22] Dott**
Money is no object for me!
**[07:23] Dott**
Please, save my citizens!
**[07:26] Dott**
Although I'm their mayor,
**[07:28] Dott**
I'm a terrible person who's only thought
about myself and my own profits!
**[07:32] Dott**
Yet, in spite of that,
my citizens still respected me.
**[07:38] Dott**
And I've finally come to realize...
**[07:41] Dott**
I really care about them!
**[07:44] Dott**
They're a true treasure I don't want to lose!
**[07:47] Belarco**
I beseech you too.
**[07:48] Dott**
Belarco!
**[07:50] Dott**
And the horse!
**[07:51] Siruela**
Rise, Dott Burns.
**[07:53] Siruela**
Your Majesty, permit me to mobilize
the Knights and our enchanted ship.
***SIGN*** But against an enemy so powerful that even Belarco requests aid,
***SIGN*** even if we send the Knights...
**[08:03] Siruela**
Not just the Knights.
**[08:06] Siruela**
I'm going to ask for *his* help as well.
**[08:09] Dott**
Who in the world are we going to meet?
**[08:11] Siruela**
I found him walking naked through the capital
a few days ago and arrested him.
**[08:15] Dott**
He was streaking?!
**[08:17] Kyle**
I see...
**[08:18] Kyle**
I understand why you'd request my aid.
**[08:22] Kyle**
With Sion gone,
**[08:24] Kyle**
I'm now the world's most superior specimen.
**[08:27] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; "Pinnacle of Humanity"
**[08:27] Kyle**
The very pinnacle of humanity.
**[08:32] Fieri**
Part of the reason this happened was that
I left Yuna behind to go on my journey.
**[08:38] Fieri**
So I'll forgive you.
**[08:40] Fieri**
But...
**[08:42] Fieri**
Only if you agree to convert
to the Church of Tits!
**[08:45] Touka**
Tits rule, man!
**[08:46] Fieri**
That's right! Tits *do* rule!
**[08:49] Marguerite**
*Touka, can you hear me?*
**[08:51] Marguerite**
This is Marguerite.
**[08:53] Touka**
*Wow, I can totally hear you!*
**[08:56] Ledo**
That magical transceiver
I built is impressive, eh?
**[09:00] Ledo**
It should let you communicate
all through the Elvanian area.
**[09:04] Ledo**
And...
**[09:05] Ledo**
I pity that poor girl,
having to stand around naked...
**[09:09] Ledo**
Just put this on her real body.
**[09:12] Ledo**
Clothing made from devil hide
transmits via mana.
**[09:16] Ledo**
It should project onto her astral form too.
**[09:20] Yuna**
Well, it's better than
being naked, at least,
**[09:24] Yuna**
but it's a bit on the fetishy side...
**[09:26] Touka**
Nah, it looks great on you!
**[09:29] Touka**
You've got great taste, old man!
**[09:32] Touka**
You've been a huge help with everything.
**[09:34] Ledo**
Oh, please. I'd do anything for my grandson.
**[09:38] Touka**
But we told you all about that.
**[09:40] Touka**
Sion is—
**[09:42] Ledo**
Oh, I know what's going on.
**[09:44] Fieri**
Touka! It's time to move out!
**[09:46] Touka**
R-Right!
**[09:48] Yuna**
By the way, how did he know I was naked?
**[09:52] Ledo**
*My vision may be failing me,*
**[09:54] Ledo**
* but in exchange, I've gained*
* the ability to see mana and souls.*
**[09:58] Ledo**
*Keep them safe, Sion.*
**[10:01] Ethel**
You really going?
**[10:03] Ethel**
I warned you, though.
**[10:05] Ethel**
Don't blame me if things go south.
**[10:07] Touka**
Yeah.
**[10:08] Touka**
I promised we'd go our
separate ways here, Master.
**[10:11] Ethel**
* Sheesh. Touka's got such*
* a soft spot for me.*
**[10:15] Ethel**
*Even so, we're still enemies.*
**[10:17] Ethel**
*It's time to harden my heart and—*
**[10:19] Touka**
Okay, heading out!
**[10:23] Ethel**
Hey!
**[10:25] Ethel**
Touka! How could you just
leave without a word?!
**[10:29] Touka**
Got me a master!
**[10:31] Touka**
C'mon, despite what you say,
I know you've got a soft spot for me.
**[10:35] Touka**
I figured if I left like that,
you'd worry I didn't like you
**[10:38] Touka**
and come running after me!
**[10:39] Touka**
Looks like I was right!
**[10:41] Ethel**
Y-You...
**[10:43] Touka**
So it's time to pick your poison.
**[10:46] Touka**
What'll it be? You wanna do this
as our ally, or as a *hostage*?
**[10:50] Ethel**
D-Damn you...
**[10:52] Ethel**
You shitty student!
**[10:54] Touka**
The shittiest!
**[10:58] Siruela**
Isaac, you didn't have to come with us.
**[10:59] sign**
Enchanted Ship of the Farom Knighthood
Naglfar
**[11:03] Isaac**
I'm sorry. I couldn't stop
worrying about Her Highness!
**[11:06] Siruela**
I can't believe you helped her
run away like that.
**[11:09] Siruela**
Honestly...
**[11:14] Kyle**
Fancy running into a man who couldn't
even beat a mid-rank devil here.
**[11:20] Siruela**
You seem awfully confident, Kyle Ozment.
**[11:22] Siruela**
We're going up against the Four
Infernal Generals, you know.
**[11:26] Kyle**
But the legendary hero will be there, yes?
**[11:28] Kyle**
I see nothing to worry about.
**[11:30] Siruela**
But that legendary hero is—
**[11:31] Kyle**
Touka, isn't he?
**[11:33] Siruela**
You... You knew about that?!
**[11:36] Kyle**
*I'll kill Touka and become Sion the hero.*
**[11:39] Kyle**
*And then...*
**[11:40] Kyle**
* I'll slay Anri, the other necromancers,*
* and the Four Infernal Generals all by myself!*
**[11:48] Touka**
Almost there, right?
**[11:50] Milly**
Touka, do you know why
I became a legendary hero?
**[11:53] Touka**
Huh? Where's this coming from?
**[11:56] Milly**
I did it because I have a dream of creating
a peaceful world and restoring Elvania.
**[12:02] Milly**
I want...
**[12:03] Milly**
to take back those days we spent in Elvania!
**[12:09] Touka**
Then I guess we're gonna need Yuna.
**[12:11] Milly**
Yeah, totally!
**[12:14] Ethel**
Elvania's nearly in sight. Get ready.
**[12:17] Touka**
Master... You're really gonna help us?
**[12:20] Ethel**
I've never been pleased
about Diego's methods.
**[12:23] Touka**
I hear you! You just love your student
so much, you can't help yourself!
**[12:28] Ethel**
Listen to the words I say!
**[12:30] Touka**
Now then... it's safe to assume
Titty Devil is in those ruins, right?
**[12:35] Ethel**
Yeah.
**[12:36] Ethel**
That's their home base, after all.
**[12:38] Touka**
Then let's do this like we planned, Master.
**[12:41] Touka**
You too, Anri. Get the timing just right.
**[12:43] Anri**
Indeed!
**[12:47] Touka**
I'll shield us with the Sacred Sword!
**[12:49] Touka**
Shannon, use the X-ray crystal!
**[13:01] Diego**
Welcome, legendary hero and company!
**[13:03] Diego**
I'm impressed you made it this far!
**[13:06] Touka**
*The Bloody Tears jerk...*
**[13:08] Touka**
I appreciate the lavish welcome.
**[13:10] Diego**
Only the best for my favorite playmate!
**[13:14] Diego**
But you'd better show me a hell of a time!
**[13:16] Touka**
Hah! That's my line—
**[13:22] Ethel**
Even an invincible zombie can be slain
**[13:24] Ethel**
if you destroy the soul
with a mana-infused weapon.
**[13:29] Ethel**
Sorry, Touka.
**[13:30] Ethel**
As your master, I felt
an obligation to kill you myself.
**[13:33] Diego**
You didn't betray us after all?
**[13:36] Ethel**
I was just waiting for my chance.
**[13:38] Ethel**
If you doubt me,
see for yourself with mana sight.
**[13:40] Ethel**
Touka's soul has been completely destroyed.
**[13:45] Diego**
Well, you're right about that...
**[13:48] Diego**
You really had me fooled!
**[13:51] Diego**
I'd expect no less from
the woman who betrayed humanity.
**[13:53] Diego**
You didn't even hesitate
to kill your own student!
**[13:56] Diego**
Still, it's a shame to see such a highly
anticipated game ended so quickly.
**[14:01] Ethel**
So very sorry.
**[14:04] Ethel**
You can play however you like with the rest.
**[14:06] Ethel**
I'm going to hand the body
over to Mr. Snot-Nose.
**[14:11] Ethel**
*Now the rest is up to you, Touka...*
**[14:16] Touka**
Infiltration complete!
**[14:18] Touka**
Now I get how that Bloody Tears jerk survived
**[14:21] Touka**
even after I killed
the devil he was possessing.
**[14:24] Touka**
If Anri calls off her possession necromancy
the instant before the attack hits,
**[14:29] Touka**
I can bail out before dying.
**[14:31] Touka**
And when that jerk sees the empty shell
of a corpse, he'll naturally assume I'm toast.
**[14:37] Touka**
And Elvania here is our home turf.
**[14:40] Touka**
I know this city from top to bottom.
**[14:43] Touka**
If we follow this sewer—
**[14:45] Anri**
Sir Touka! I wish to accompany you!
**[14:47] Touka**
Accompany me?
**[14:49] Touka**
They're gonna get suspicious
if they don't see you up there!
**[14:52] Anri**
It's all right.
**[14:53] Anri**
I left a duplicate.
**[14:55] Anri**
And even if they do notice, they won't care.
**[14:59] Anri**
Any infiltration I run by myself
is doomed to end in failure,
**[15:03] Anri**
since I'm considered a failure
among necromancers.
**[15:06] Anri**
But even so...
**[15:07] Anri**
I believe I can be of help to you, Sir Touka.
**[15:12] Touka**
Darn it. Guess I can't stop you, then.
**[15:15] Touka**
This'll be our first fight as a trio
since we threw down with Kyle.
**[15:20] Anri**
So you truly can use the Sacred Sword
even in your original body?
**[15:24] Touka**
Yup.
**[15:25] Touka**
Maybe it really did choose me after all.
**[15:28] Anri**
Indeed! Surely it must be so!
**[15:31] Anri**
You've become a legendary hero
to surpass the legendary hero!
**[15:36] Touka**
Gotta say... this body's way more
out of shape than Sion's or Yuna's!
**[15:41] Yuna**
Maybe that's your cue
to work out a little more?
**[15:44] Touka**
I don't need big guns to live the slow life!
**[15:47] Touka**
And hey, are you floating?!
**[15:49] Anri**
Sir Touka! The ruins!
**[15:54] Touka**
Now...
**[15:55] Touka**
Time to find Titty Devil and—
**[15:58] Yuna**
Touka?
**[15:58] Anri**
Sir Touka?!
**[16:00] Touka**
Y-Yeah, haven't been
in this body for a while...
**[16:02] Touka**
I just lost my balance.
**[16:05] Touka**
*My nose is bleeding.*
**[16:07] Touka**
*My head's pounding, too.*
**[16:09] Touka**
* Is it from using possession*
* necromancy too many times?*
**[16:12] Touka**
* Or maybe I shouldn't have*
* used so many soma drops...*
**[16:17] Touka**
*Whatever.*
**[16:18] Touka**
*This isn't so bad that I can't endure it.*
**[16:20] Touka**
* I can't afford to fall apart*
* until I save Yuna.*
**[16:23] Devil A**
Did you hear something?
**[16:26] Touka**
*Not good!*
**[16:27] Touka**
*Form Change!*
**[16:31] Devil A**
Oh, it's a radish.
**[16:33] Devil B**
Yeah, a pretty big radish.
**[16:35] Yuna**
Why did you go with a radish?
**[16:37] Devil A**
What's a giant radish doing here?
**[16:40] Devil B**
Suspicious. Let's investigate.
**[16:45] Touka**
Guess the stealth part of the mission's over.
**[16:47] Touka**
Anri, you're up.
**[16:50] Touka**
* If we possess low-rank devils,*
* we can infiltrate and gather info easy.*
**[16:54] Touka**
* We can stash my body*
* in the Coffin of the Living,*
**[16:57] Touka**
* and carry you around*
* as a "captured intruder."*
**[17:02] Yuna**
Those people... They're going to be killed!
**[17:05] Devil B (Touka)**
But if we pick a fight,
it'll blow our cover!
**[17:08] Devil A (Anri)**
Indeed!
**[17:11] Devil A (Anri)**
Attention, everyone!
**[17:12] Devil A (Anri)**
The hero's party is attacking!
**[17:15] Devil A (Anri)**
You've got to get into the city and fight!
**[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A**
Shaddap!
**[17:17] Mid-ranked devil A**
We don't take orders from low-rank devils!
**[17:20] Mid-ranked devil B**
Get outta here! We do what we want!
**[17:24] Devil A (Anri)**
Sir Touka... They yelled at me.
**[17:26] Devil B (Touka)**
Got it. If they won't listen
to a low-rank devil...
**[17:30] High-ranked devil**
Boobs... Boobs...
**[17:34] Adventurer**
P-Please spare us!
**[17:36] Devil B (Touka)**
Hold it!
**[17:37] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm the wandering high-rank devil, Tou—
**[17:40] Devil B (Touka)**
Er, Tuuka!
**[17:41] High-ranked devil**
You stay out of this!
**[17:43] Devil B (Touka)**
I love watching humans get tormented.
**[17:45] Devil B (Touka)**
So I totally get you.
**[17:47] Yuna**
What? You do?
**[17:49] Devil B (Touka)**
Of course not!
**[17:50] Devil B (Touka)**
I've been studying human culture,
**[17:52] Devil B (Touka)**
and I've learned a way to increase
our enjoyment of them 120 percent!
**[17:56] Crowd**
A hundred and twenty percent?!
**[17:58] Crowd**
Awesome!
**[18:00] Devil B (Touka)**
Don't worry. I'm actually human.
**[18:03] Devil B (Touka)**
I wanna save you right away,
but I can't afford to cause a commotion.
**[18:07] Devil B (Touka)**
Buy us some time, would you?
**[18:09] Devil B (Touka)**
Put these on.
**[18:11] Devil B (Touka)**
I've learned something on my travels!
**[18:14] Devil B (Touka)**
We devils are all pervs!
**[18:16] Devil B (Touka)**
The way to increase enjoyment
of human women by 120 percent...
**[18:20] Devil B (Touka)**
is to...
**[18:21] Devil B (Touka)**
get 'em naked in stockings!
**[18:23] Yuna**
You are one miserable creep.
**[18:25] Devil B (Touka)**
There's plenty more we can get out of 'em!
**[18:27] Devil B (Touka)**
When I return,
I'll show you lots more awesome stuff!
**[18:31] Devil B (Touka)**
Be back to save you later!
**[18:34] Low-ranked Devil C**
Mr. Tuuka! Wait a minute!
**[18:37] Low-ranked Devil D**
We were so moved by what you did!
**[18:39] Low-ranked Devil C**
Ever since Diego showed up,
under his influence,
**[18:42] Low-ranked Devil C**
they've come to enjoy
the most awful tortures!
**[18:45] Low-ranked Devil D**
Even though our queen taught us that
just because humans are food,
**[18:51] Low-ranked Devil D**
we don't have to torment them unnecessarily!
**[18:53] Devil B (Touka)**
Your queen?
**[18:54] Low-ranked Devil C**
But you cured them of their
thirst for blood in an instant!
**[18:58] Low-ranked Devil D**
I bet you can save her!
**[19:00] Low-ranked Devil D**
Save our queen, Lady Adele,
from Diego's control!
**[19:03] Devil B (Touka)**
Wait, ain't she the one behind
turning those humans into devils?
**[19:08] Low-ranked Devil C**
Yes! That's our splendid queen!
**[19:14] Touka**
*Found you, Titty Devil!*
**[19:16] Yuna**
We're down to an hour and a half.
**[19:19] Yuna**
If she gets away and summons allies,
we're doomed!
**[19:22] Yuna**
We've got to do this in one strike.
**[19:24] Devil B (Touka)**
No problem.
**[19:25] Devil B (Touka)**
We'll put her to sleep and do it for sure.
**[19:27] Yuna**
Put her to sleep?
**[19:28] Touka**
* Master said Nefu's spell*
* lets you put anyone to sleep*
**[19:32] Touka**
* if you touch their head*
* and say the magic word.*
**[19:36] Touka**
* But it won't work*
* if they've got their guard up.*
**[19:39] Touka**
*So I need her to let hers down.*
**[19:41] Adele**
Who are you?
**[19:42] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm Tuuka!
**[19:44] Devil B (Touka)**
I'm a wandering high-rank devil,
drawn here by belief in your ideals!
**[19:49] Adele**
To turn half of humanity into devils
and the other half into cattle,
**[19:53] Adele**
creating a world in which humans
and devils live in harmony...
**[19:57] Adele**
Is that the ideal you speak of?
**[19:59] Low-ranked Devil D**
Mr. Tuuka cured the others
of their madness in an instant!
**[20:04] Low-ranked Devil D**
Let's work with him
to achieve our ideal world!
**[20:08] Low-ranked Devil D**
If Diego kills all the humans,
**[20:11] Low-ranked Devil D**
we have no future!
**[20:13] Adele**
Our ideal world...
**[20:15] Adele**
But turning on Lord Diego will see
many of our own kind purged.
**[20:21] Devil B (Touka)**
Then we should convince Diego, too!
**[20:23] Devil B (Touka)**
I'll help you do it.
**[20:25] Devil B (Touka)**
I know humans better than anyone.
**[20:28] Touka**
If we talk to Diego together,
he'll understand.
**[20:33] Devil B (Touka)**
I believe destiny has brought us together.
**[20:36] Devil B (Touka)**
I was born to help you realize
your ideal world with you.
**[20:40] Devil B (Touka)**
Oh, I know!
**[20:41] Devil B (Touka)**
There's a human custom
**[20:43] Devil B (Touka)**
where you touch each other's
foreheads as a sign of friendship.
**[20:48] Adele**
Touch each other's foreheads?
**[20:49] Devil B (Touka)**
Yeah. The head houses the soul, no?
**[20:53] Devil B (Touka)**
It indicates a linking of souls.
**[20:55] Devil B (Touka)**
In other words, our two hearts
forming a connection.
**[20:59] Adele**
That's a lovely custom.
**[21:01] Yuna**
First I've heard of it, though.
**[21:03] Devil B (Touka)**
Now, place your finger here.
**[21:05] Devil B (Touka)**
We're comrades striving for the same ideal.
**[21:09] Adele**
I thank you.
**[21:10] Adele**
I'm so glad I met you.
**[21:14] Touka**
*I win!*
**[21:16] Low-ranked Devil D**
Lady Adele?!
**[21:17] Low-ranked Devil D**
Mr. Tuuka, what happened?!
**[21:18] Devil B (Touka)**
I put her to sleep with a spell!
**[21:22] Anri**
I was a necromancer the whole time!
**[21:24] Devil B (Touka)**
And I'm actually a human inside!
**[21:27] Devil B (Touka)**
Titty Devil dies here and now!
**[21:29] Devil B (Touka)**
You ain't never gettin' your ideal world!
**[21:31] Devil B (Touka)**
Sucks for you!
**[21:33] Yuna**
*Why does Touka sound like the villain here?!*
**[21:37] Devil B (Touka)**
Time to end this!
**[21:42] Devil B (Touka)**
Crap!
**[21:42] Devil B (Touka)**
Quick, Anri! Return me!
**[21:47] Touka**
That was a close call...
**[21:53] Touka**
Anri?
**[21:55] Anri**
You're... still alive?
**[22:01] Friedrich**
It's been a long time, Anri.
**[22:03] Anri**
Yes, it has... Brother.
**[22:06] sign**
1 hour and 10 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:09] sign**
Next Time
**[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
"Fine, just for you..."
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
**[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
# E11 - The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGN82/the-legendary-hero-fights-to-the-death)
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**[00:06] Diego**
So they made it inside, did they?
**[00:09] Diego**
The legendary hero is inside!
**[00:11] Diego**
If you want to hunt him down,
return to the ruins!
**[00:14] Milly**
No way! They found Touka?!
**[00:17] Touka**
*We're safe for now.*
**[00:18] Touka**
*Distract them a little longer, would you?*
**[00:21] Milly**
Distract them...?
**[00:24] Milly**
Oh, no—
**[00:24] Milly**
No way! What is this stuff?!
**[00:29] Devil 1**
I'm staying here.
**[00:30] Devil 2**
Me too.
**[00:31] Devil 3**
I'm all over this!
**[00:31] Milly**
What the hell is with these guys?!
**[00:32] Marguerite**
*Devils are all such perverts!*
**[00:35] Marguerite**
In that case...
**[00:36] Marguerite**
I shall do my part!
**[00:38] Marguerite**
We've been charged
with distracting them, after all.
**[00:44] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[00:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[00:54] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[00:56] sign**
THE
**[00:57] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:57] sign**
DARY
**[00:58] sign**
HERO
**[00:58] sign**
IS
**[00:59] sign**
DEAD
**[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[01:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[01:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[01:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[01:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[01:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[01:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[02:13] sign**
Episode 11
**[02:13] sign**
The Legendary Hero Fights to the Death!
**[02:17] Touka**
Hang on. That guy's your brother, Anri?
**[02:21] Anri**
Indeed.
**[02:23] Anri**
This is Friedrich Norstein.
**[02:25] Anri**
He's my elder brother.
**[02:27] Friedrich**
Anri, why have you chosen
to side with the hero?
**[02:30] Friedrich**
Did he threaten you?
**[02:32] Anri**
I am traveling with Sir Touka
of my own will.
**[02:35] Anri**
The purpose of my journey
is to save the world.
**[02:38] Friedrich**
But why, Anri?!
**[02:40] Friedrich**
Have you forgotten what we
went through three years ago?
**[02:43] Friedrich**
The pain they put us through?!
**[02:48] Touka**
Stop it.
**[02:49] Touka**
If you're Anri's brother,
you know how stubborn she can be.
**[02:53] Touka**
She told me about the
persecution you experienced.
**[02:56] Touka**
I get why you'd want revenge, too.
**[02:58] Touka**
But you need to stop dragging
innocent people into it!
**[03:02] Touka**
My childhood friend, the people of Moaran...
**[03:05] Touka**
You've got nothing against them, do you?!
**[03:11] Friedrich**
It's true that I'd prefer
not to harm the innocent.
**[03:15] Friedrich**
"Revenge" was merely a pretext under
which to gain companions, after all.
**[03:19] Touka**
Revenge isn't your main goal?
**[03:21] Friedrich**
My goal is to depose
the royals, the nobility...
**[03:25] Friedrich**
All the ruling classes of the overworld.
**[03:27] Friedrich**
Then we'll bring it under necromancer control
**[03:31] Friedrich**
and remake it into a world where
necromancers can live peacefully.
**[03:35] Friedrich**
There's nothing I won't do to achieve that.
**[03:38] Friedrich**
I do pity the people of Moaran,
**[03:41] Friedrich**
but they're a necessary sacrifice
to change the world.
**[03:43] Touka**
Give me a damn break!
**[03:45] Touka**
No matter what your reason is,
**[03:46] Touka**
no one'll kick back and accept that
**[03:48] Touka**
while you're killing off the people they love!
**[03:50] Friedrich**
Unfortunately...
**[03:52] Friedrich**
we necromancers have grown
so accustomed to death
**[03:56] Friedrich**
that it's impossible for us to sympathize.
**[03:59] Friedrich**
You should free yourself
of obligation to the dead hero.
**[04:03] Friedrich**
How is the hero's death different
**[04:05] Friedrich**
than any of the countless deaths we saw in Hell?
**[04:07] Friedrich**
"The future of all outweighs a single death."
**[04:11] Friedrich**
As a necromancer yourself,
you should be able to comprehend that.
**[04:18] Anri**
It's true...
**[04:20] Anri**
I did not shed a single tear
upon the hero's death.
**[04:24] Anri**
As with the deaths of our many brethren,
my sorrow dissipated immediately.
**[04:29] Anri**
But even so...
**[04:30] Anri**
the gratitude I feel for the hero,
who saved me, remains!
**[04:35] Anri**
As does the promise I made to him!
**[04:40] Friedrich**
Promise?
**[04:42] Friedrich**
A promise so important that
you're now saving the world
**[04:45] Friedrich**
with the man who killed your benefactor?
**[04:48] Anri**
He didn't! It was just
an unfortunate accident!
**[04:50] Anri**
Sir Touka did nothing wrong!
**[04:53] Touka**
Anri...
**[04:54] Anri**
Even though I dragged him into this,
**[04:56] Anri**
Sir Touka never complained!
He accompanied me, he saved me...
**[05:00] Anri**
I could never betray someone so kind!
**[05:03] Anri**
I love you, my brother,
and my promise is important...
**[05:07] Anri**
But the path you walk is one of death.
**[05:10] Anri**
I care more for saving lives than taking them.
**[05:16] Anri**
That is why I travel to save this world.
**[05:18] Anri**
Why I choose the promise I made to the hero!
**[05:22] Diego**
Hey, look at you there!
**[05:24] Diego**
You're practically a snot fountain!
**[05:26] Diego**
If she won't do what you tell her,
just kill her!
**[05:30] Diego**
A corpse can't betray you, after all.
**[05:37] Diego**
She really was worthless, wasn't she?
**[05:43] Low-Ranked Devil C**
Queen Adele?!
**[05:44] Touka**
No way...
**[05:46] Touka**
Damn, dude, thanks for killing her!
**[05:48] Anri**
Sir Diego!
**[05:49] Diego**
I absorbed her.
**[05:52] Diego**
Regeneration isn't the infernal
generals' only power.
**[05:56] Diego**
They each have potent magic, too.
**[05:59] Diego**
Vertex has absorption magic,
**[06:01] Diego**
so the devil-conversion spell
is still in effect.
**[06:04] Diego**
Now, it's time for the final game.
**[06:06] Diego**
If you wanna save those people,
you have to slay *me*!
**[06:10] Diego**
Let's have a little fun, Touka Scott!
**[06:14] Milly**
Incredible! They all started chasing us
after we took off our clothes!
**[06:18] Milly**
You have a brilliant strategic
mind... just like Touka!
**[06:22] Marguerite**
I'm not quite sure how I feel about that!
**[06:24] Milly**
Let's head to the mountains!
**[06:25] Milly**
Some of the traps Touka set three
years ago should still be there!
**[06:30] Marguerite**
It appears many devils are
heading to the ruins as well!
**[06:33] Milly**
Don't worry! Papa and the
others will handle them—
**[06:36] Milly**
Or not!
**[06:37] Fieri**
Titties! Titties! Titties!
**[06:39] Shannon**
Milly, I'll deal with this
and head to the ruins!
**[06:43] Fieri**
Hey... That's a cruel way to stop me.
**[06:57] Touka**
Damn it! "Fun game," my ass!
**[07:00] Touka**
I can't beat a damn Infernal General
without the damn Sacred Sword!
**[07:04] Diego**
Don't run away now.
**[07:07] Diego**
I've been waiting *so* long to fight you!
**[07:11] Touka**
You guys took my Sacred Sword!
**[07:13] Touka**
We can't have a decent fight like that!
**[07:15] Touka**
If you really want a rematch with me,
**[07:18] Touka**
tell him to give me back the Sacred Sword.
**[07:20] Touka**
Then we'll have a proper duel—you and me.
**[07:24] Touka**
Fair and square.
**[07:26] Diego**
Fair and square?
**[07:28] Touka**
Yeah. You're cool with that, right?
**[07:31] Touka**
Or are you *afraid*
to go one-on-one with me?
**[07:35] Friedrich**
Don't fall for it, Diego!
**[07:37] Friedrich**
You've seen how he operates!
You must know he's plotting something!
**[07:41] Touka**
That's a nasty thing to say, Snot-Nose Bro.
**[07:44] Touka**
This is why Anri doesn't like you, you know.
**[07:47] Touka**
If I was gonna spring a trap on you,
I'd have done it already.
**[07:50] Touka**
The Sacred Sword has a pin stuck
in it that draws lightning, see?
**[07:56] Diego**
Draws lightning? The spell from Moaran, eh?
**[08:00] Touka**
Look, I'm pretty pissed off that you're trying
to turn my childhood friend into a monster.
**[08:05] Touka**
The only thing that'll satisfy me
is busting you up in a duel.
**[08:11] Diego**
Go on, then. Give him back the sword.
**[08:14] Friedrich**
Have you lost your mind, Diego?!
**[08:15] Diego**
This is exactly what
I've been hoping for, really.
**[08:19] Diego**
I'd love to slay the hero in a duel
**[08:21] Diego**
and prove my strength!
**[08:24] Touka**
Then it's settled.
**[08:26] Touka**
We'll fight at the top of that tower.
**[08:28] Diego**
The Sacrificial Tower, eh?
**[08:30] Diego**
So one of us will wind up
a sacrifice this night.
**[08:35] Touka**
Won't the water god be *so* delighted?
**[08:38] Touka**
*Let's get to it, Diego.*
**[08:40] Ethel**
I see.
**[08:42] Ethel**
They're fighting it out atop the tower.
**[08:45] Ethel**
Even if we have an alliance,
I do dislike Diego...
**[08:49] Ethel**
I've got no qualms
about taking my student's side.
**[09:00] Diego**
Sorry, but I've decided to possess Vertex.
**[09:03] Diego**
It's not much fun if I don't use
everything at my disposal.
**[09:07] Touka**
You know that the Sacred Sword can nullify
**[09:09] Touka**
the Infernal Generals'
regenerative powers, right?
**[09:12] Touka**
I don't mind.
**[09:13] Touka**
In fact...
**[09:15] Touka**
I appreciate the bigger target!
**[09:17] Touka**
*He dodged!*
**[09:18] Touka**
*He's faster than he looks!*
**[09:20] Touka**
Ein Rosabis...
**[09:24] Yuna**
Touka!
**[09:24] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[09:27] Diego**
Sorry, but I read you like a book just now.
**[09:30] Diego**
You're just an unremarkable
villager at heart.
**[09:32] Diego**
Surely you didn't really
think you could beat me!
**[09:36] Diego**
Are you actually under the delusion
that you're the real hero now?!
**[09:41] Touka**
Nah, not for a second.
**[09:45] Touka**
You really thought I was gonna
fight fair and square, dumbass?
**[09:50] Diego**
Damn you!
**[09:52] Diego**
You blew up the tower floor?!
**[09:55] Touka**
*I'll probably end up having to fight Diego.*
**[09:58] Touka**
*That's where you come in, Master.*
**[10:00] Touka**
*I'll give you our location via transceiver.*
**[10:03] Touka**
* Then you blow out the floor,*
* drop him in the aqueduct...*
**[10:05] Touka**
* and hit him with all*
* the lightning magic you can!*
**[10:08] Ethel**
I can get all the zombies I control with
remote necromancy to cast the same spell!
**[10:13] Ethel**
I'll bet your regeneration's working overtime
to withstand a mass attack like this!
**[10:18] Diego**
Ethel's the one with the lightning spell?!
**[10:22] Diego**
You were bluffing this whole time,
Touka Scott?!
**[10:26] Friedrich**
I see. So *this* was your trap.
**[10:29] Friedrich**
But your mistake was
failing to catch me in it.
**[10:34] Ethel**
*Did the hero's body make it to you?*
**[10:36] Ethel**
*That won't be enough to kill Friedrich.*
**[10:39] Ethel**
* Possess the hero*
* and finish Diego off already.*
**[10:43] Touka**
*He should be pinned down at the moment.*
**[10:45] Touka**
*I can get him for sure!*
**[10:47] Touka**
*But just in case...*
**[10:50] Touka**
*I'm gonna hit him with max firepower!*
**[10:50] sign**
Touka's Mana Level: 9
**[10:54] Touka**
It's time to end this...
**[10:56] Touka**
you Bloody Tears bastard!
**[11:06] Touka**
Looks like it worked.
**[11:10] Touka**
Now Yuna will—
**[11:12] Touka**
Huh? What happened to the tip?
**[11:16] Ethel**
Touka! Are you all right?!
**[11:18] Touka**
Damn... What the hell was that?
**[11:22] Touka**
I thought you couldn't regenerate
from attacks by the Sacred Sword!
**[11:26] Diego**
So sorry.
**[11:28] Diego**
Your attack never reached my body, you see.
**[11:32] Touka**
Like hell it didn't!
**[11:35] Diego**
Vertex has absorption magic.
**[11:38] Diego**
It's capable of absorbing any magical attack.
**[11:44] Diego**
The Sacred Sword is a magic weapon.
**[11:46] Diego**
No matter how many attacks
you throw at me, I'll simply absorb them!
**[11:51] Diego**
You can't hit me from behind, either.
**[11:53] Diego**
I'll just channel everything
into my own mana.
**[11:57] Ethel**
Then why didn't you absorb
the lightning spells before?
**[12:00] Diego**
Oh, I didn't on purpose.
**[12:01] Diego**
I wanted to see what your
plan was building up to.
**[12:06] Diego**
I like to pick the most fun option.
It's just the kind of guy I am.
**[12:11] Diego**
I was so excited to see what you'd do,
**[12:13] Diego**
but you've even done me the favor
of reverting to that form!
**[12:17] Diego**
It's a repeat of the battle three years ago
between the hero and the Infernal Generals!
**[12:21] Diego**
A development so thrilling,
it's got me in tears!
**[12:25] Touka**
*He'll absorb any magic attacks I use.*
**[12:28] Touka**
*Damn it... How the hell do you beat this guy?*
**[12:31] Touka**
*Okay, man, calm down.*
**[12:33] Touka**
*There's gotta be a way.*
**[12:35] Touka**
*At the very least, I can try
attacks that* aren't *magic!*
**[12:39] Diego**
Only the Sacred Sword can kill me!
**[12:42] Touka**
*Master, I'm clearing out for now!*
**[12:44] Touka**
*Gotta form a new plan!*
**[12:45] Ethel**
Okay. Got it.
**[12:48] Ethel**
Goodness me...
**[12:49] Ethel**
I was really hoping you'd stay out of this.
**[12:53] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[12:54] Touka**
Anri! Yuna!
**[12:56] Yuna**
Is it true that he's absorbing
the Sacred Sword's attacks?
**[12:59] Anri**
We heard the whole conversation
over the transceiver!
**[13:02] Touka**
Yeah.
**[13:03] Touka**
But we're not outta the fight just yet.
**[13:05] Touka**
Sion the hero beat that thing
three years ago.
**[13:08] Touka**
So there's gotta be a way!
**[13:10] Touka**
Anri, do you know how he did it?
**[13:14] Anri**
I fear I only met Sir Sion after
he'd bested the Infernal Generals.
**[13:19] Anri**
But Miss Dorothy may know!
**[13:22] Touka**
Hey, Dorothy! You read me?
**[13:24] Dorothy**
*Zuzz... Zuzz...*
**[13:27] Anri**
What does "zuzz zuzz" mean?
**[13:29] Touka**
It must be some kind of code.
**[13:31] Yuna**
I think she's just asleep!
**[13:33] Touka**
Damn it all! Why now, of all times?!
**[13:36] Yuna**
Touka.
**[13:37] Yuna**
I've seen that devil before.
**[13:41] Yuna**
Three years ago, the hero defeated
the Four Infernal Generals here in this city.
**[13:47] Touka**
Then you saw how he fought them?!
**[13:50] Yuna**
Yeah. Though only from afar,
so I didn't see much.
**[13:54] Yuna**
He split the sword into many tendrils,
so it was hard to tell which would strike.
**[13:59] Yuna**
Maybe to keep the devil from reading
the direction or timing of his attacks.
**[14:04] Touka**
Keep him from reading the direction
or timing of attacks...
**[14:08] Marguerite**
*Sir Touka!*
**[14:09] Marguerite**
We've made it to a nearby cliff.
**[14:12] Marguerite**
What about you?
**[14:13] Touka**
*Hey, great timing!*
**[14:15] Touka**
*I got a favor to ask you!*
**[14:18] Diego**
Hey, hey, hey.
**[14:19] Diego**
This is supposed to be the big climax!
**[14:21] Diego**
We can't go back to a game of tag.
**[14:24] Diego**
You're the one who wanted
a fair-and-square duel.
**[14:27] Touka**
Yeah, I am.
**[14:29] Touka**
And I'm done running now.
**[14:31] Marguerite**
Ein Eim...
**[14:35] Marguerite**
Exploding arrow!
**[14:38] Diego**
Damn it! Where'd that come from?!
**[14:39] Touka**
*Mana sight.*
**[14:42] Touka**
I knew it.
**[14:43] Touka**
You had no clue that was coming,
so you couldn't block it.
**[14:46] Touka**
That absorption spell is more like a shield.
**[14:49] Touka**
It ain't covering your whole body.
**[14:51] Touka**
Now...
**[14:53] Touka**
I'll give you a nice taste
of the Sacred Sword.
**[14:55] Diego**
You think you can hit me with it?
**[14:58] Diego**
I can use more than one shield, you know.
**[15:00] Diego**
I can also move them freely.
**[15:02] Diego**
Even if your mana sight
lets you see my shields,
**[15:04] Diego**
you can't possibly hit me!
**[15:06] Touka**
*Form change...*
**[15:08] Touka**
*Worm!*
**[15:10] Diego**
I can still make a shield below me—
**[15:14] Diego**
How did you know I didn't
have a shield there?!
**[15:16] Diego**
That should have been a blind spot for you!
**[15:19] Touka**
Sorry, man.
**[15:20] Touka**
I've got another set of eyes.
**[15:23] Touka**
* When I use mana sight while*
* connected to Yuna via mana threads,*
**[15:26] Touka**
*she can use mana sight too.*
**[15:28] Touka**
*Plus, only I can see and hear Yuna.*
**[15:32] Touka**
*In other words...*
**[15:33] Yuna**
Touka. The next one is...
**[15:34] Yuna**
Right hip! Left shoulder!
Left wrist! Right calf!
**[15:35] Touka**
*You'll never see these attacks coming!*
**[15:40] Touka**
Guess you'd better shield
your whole body at once!
**[15:43] Touka**
Though if you did that, I bet it'd
drain all your mana in no time!
**[15:49] Touka**
Well, this is even more
entertaining than I expected.
**[15:53] Touka**
You can regenerate from
Sacred Sword attacks after all?
**[15:56] Diego**
Yeah, because I'm possessing a corpse.
**[15:59] Diego**
Even if the Infernal General's
regeneration is nullified,
**[16:02] Diego**
my necromantic regeneration isn't.
**[16:04] Touka**
I see.
**[16:06] Touka**
Then I should be able to beat you by
destroying a zombie's weak point—the head.
**[16:12] Diego**
Yes, I suppose.
**[16:14] Yuna**
But it won't be that easy to hit him there.
**[16:17] Yuna**
It's the place he'll be
keeping the most guarded.
**[16:19] Touka**
In that case...
**[16:21] Touka**
I just need to wear down his mana
by forcing constant regeneration
**[16:25] Touka**
until he reveals his weak point!
**[16:28] Marguerite**
*Milly will surely reach Touka soon.*
**[16:31] Marguerite**
*Until then, I'll support him!*
**[16:33] Dominique**
I can't let you interfere any longer.
**[16:37] Ethel**
I'd really rather not fight you, you know!
**[16:41] Ethel**
We've got an alliance, don't we?
**[16:43] Friedrich**
I could say the same thing!
**[16:45] Friedrich**
Why did you try to kill Diego?!
**[16:48] Ethel**
He'll drag you down someday!
**[16:50] Ethel**
We're better off ditching
that dead weight now!
**[16:54] Friedrich**
I can't lose any more of my brethren!
**[16:58] Ethel**
Why are you so damned stubborn?!
**[17:07] Diego**
A war of mana attrition, eh?
**[17:10] Diego**
How amusing!
**[17:11] Diego**
As befitting a battle between zombies!
**[17:14] Touka**
I dunno if I'd put amusement first right now.
**[17:16] Touka**
Your shields have shrunk an awful lot.
**[17:19] Diego**
That's what makes this so fun!
**[17:21] Diego**
I'm so happy to be reduced
to this state, I'm in tears!
**[17:26] Touka**
Got a masochism fetish, huh?
**[17:29] Diego**
Life in Hell was a constant battle
against the devils for survival.
**[17:34] Diego**
I just don't feel alive without
that kind of thrill!
**[17:37] Diego**
And that's the revenge I want on humanity.
**[17:41] Diego**
I want to plunge this peace-addled world
into death and madness once more
**[17:46] Diego**
to make it like Hell!
**[17:48] Touka**
Give me a damn break!
**[17:49] Touka**
Don't drag us into your weird fantasy!
**[17:54] Diego**
Someday you'll all understand how I feel!
**[17:59] Diego**
You'll be having so much fun, you'll be
breathing your gratitude to me in tears!
**[18:03] Touka**
The hell I will!
**[18:05] Touka**
Sorry, but my dream
**[18:07] Touka**
is a slow life with a pretty
girl with hot thighs!
**[18:14] Yuna**
Touka!
**[18:16] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[18:20] Touka**
*Talk about terrible timing.*
**[18:22] Touka**
*The side effect of the soma drops...*
**[18:24] Diego**
Hey, now... Why'd you just fall over?
**[18:27] Diego**
We're only getting started!
**[18:31] Diego**
Still, what luck.
**[18:33] Diego**
Looks like the cavalry's here...
**[18:37] Diego**
*My* cavalry, that is!
**[18:39] Diego**
Guess it's game over for you!
**[18:44] Touka**
*Not yet...*
**[18:45] Touka**
*It's not over yet!*
**[18:51] Diego**
Now *that* was close.
**[18:52] Diego**
I let my guard down!
**[18:55] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[18:55] Yuna**
Touka!
**[18:57] Diego**
I'm crying here!
**[18:59] Diego**
You don't have enough mana
left to pierce my head!
**[19:03] Diego**
Looks like this really is the end.
**[19:07] Touka**
*Actually...*
**[19:09] Touka**
*I've got one vial of soma drops left.*
**[19:11] Yuna**
Don't do it!
**[19:12] Yuna**
It's the soma drops that have you
collapsing and coughing up blood, right?
**[19:16] Touka**
Hey, come on.
**[19:18] Touka**
I just need to get my mana back.
**[19:20] Yuna**
*Your* mana?
**[19:21] Yuna**
You remember what
your real mana level is, right?
**[19:24] Yuna**
You used a vial of soma drops last night
to take over my body,
**[19:27] Yuna**
and you've used four since then!
**[19:29] Yuna**
Any more than that and...
**[19:31] Touka**
You got any better ideas?
**[19:34] Touka**
Can you find out where the
Bloody Tears jerk stashed his body?
**[19:38] Touka**
Or do you want to take my place, Anri?
**[19:40] Touka**
If I switch souls at my current mana level,
I'll degenerate for sure.
**[19:45] Touka**
This is the only way.
**[19:48] Touka**
Don't worry.
**[19:50] Touka**
I've managed to luck my way through so far.
**[19:53] Touka**
I'll do it again now.
**[20:00] Touka**
See?
**[20:02] Touka**
All right...
**[20:03] Touka**
Now that his guard's down, this is my chance!
**[20:06] Touka**
Let's finish—
**[20:07] Yuna**
Touka!
**[20:07] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[20:09] Diego**
Hey, c'mon now! You can't just self-destruct!
**[20:13] Anri**
Sir Touka! Speak to me!
**[20:15] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[20:16] Diego**
It's anticlimactic if you don't
fight to the bitter end!
**[20:22] Diego**
It can't end here!
Anri, you take over the hero role!
**[20:27] Belarco**
Do you require my aid...
**[20:32] Belarco**
impostor hero and comrades?
**[20:36] Belarco**
I guess they can't hear me.
**[20:41] Anri**
* If I use possession necromancy*
* on him in this state,*
**[20:44] Anri**
*Sir Touka's soul will surely break down.*
**[20:47] Anri**
*But with so little time left,*
**[20:49] Anri**
* the best path would be for me*
* to take over the hero's body and fight.*
**[20:53] Anri**
* Sir Touka would surely prefer*
* that I save Dame Yuna as well.*
**[20:59] Anri**
*I've gotten over so many deaths.*
**[21:02] Anri**
*I'll get over losing Sir Touka, too.*
**[21:08] Anri**
*Wait, what am I thinking?!*
**[21:10] Anri**
*Sir Touka is still alive!*
**[21:13] Anri**
*If he's still alive...*
**[21:16] Anri**
Dame Yuna.
**[21:17] Anri**
I hope that you can hear my voice.
**[21:21] Anri**
I'm sorry, Dame Yuna.
**[21:23] Anri**
I cannot yet abandon Sir Touka.
**[21:26] Anri**
I want to wager every second I have
on him regaining consciousness!
**[21:30] Anri**
So...
**[21:31] Yuna**
It's okay.
**[21:32] Yuna**
I feel the same way.
**[21:35] Anri**
Ein Seil!
**[21:37] Anri**
I'll buy us time.
**[21:39] Kyle**
I'd say that's my job!
**[21:46] Kyle**
My revenge will be most anticlimactic
if Touka doesn't wake up first.
**[21:53] Diego**
Who the hell are you?
**[21:55] Kyle**
You don't know me?
**[21:57] Kyle**
My goodness.
You're disqualified from existence.
**[22:00] Kyle**
Kyle Ozment...
**[22:00] sign**
Kyle Ozment
Former Companion of the Hero; Effectively a God
**[22:02] Kyle**
Former companion of
the hero and effectively a god.
**[22:07] sign**
15 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
"Fine, just for you..."
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
**[22:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
# E12 - The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZM5Q/the-legendary-hero-is-a-duo)
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**[00:03] Yuna**
It can't be! What's he doing here?!
**[00:06] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[00:08] Anri**
For what purpose have you come here?
**[00:11] Kyle**
Turning your sword on me first?
**[00:13] Kyle**
I hope you haven't forgotten
**[00:16] Kyle**
who the real enemy is!
**[00:19] Kyle**
I'm on your side now.
**[00:21] Kyle**
I turned over a new leaf
after Touka cast me into the ocean.
**[00:26] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[00:27] Anri**
I always believed that this day would come!
**[00:29] Yuna**
Don't believe squat!
**[00:31] Yuna**
He literally said he's here
for revenge on Touka!
**[00:33] Diego**
Kyle Ozment...
**[00:36] Diego**
I've heard all the rumors.
**[00:38] Diego**
This might make things even more fun!
**[00:45] Kyle**
Kindly don't intrude, would you?
**[00:47] Kyle**
If you wish to fight me that badly,
**[00:49] Kyle**
I'll have to ask you to wait
until Touka awakens.
**[00:52] Kyle**
My revenge on him takes priority.
**[00:55] Anri**
Revenge?!
**[00:56] Kyle**
I'm not sure you're in any position
to enjoy a fight, however...
**[01:01] Kyle**
Take a peek in town.
**[01:03] Diego**
Ein Andromalius.
**[01:13] Diego**
Reinforcements from the capital?!
**[01:17] Kyle**
Have you grasped the situation?
**[01:19] Kyle**
Touka's my priority right now.
**[01:21] Kyle**
If you wish to flee, I'll allow it.
**[01:24] Diego**
Whyever would I run?
**[01:28] Diego**
The ultimate pleasure still lies ahead!
**[01:32] Kyle**
What's got you turning on your allies now?
**[01:35] Anri**
It can't be...
**[01:36] Anri**
He's absorbing the devils?!
**[01:43] Anri**
Sir Kyle!
**[01:48] Kyle**
Worry not.
**[01:49] Kyle**
I fully blocked it.
**[01:51] Anri**
You kind of didn't!
**[01:55] Diego**
My victory was sealed
the moment the devils arrived!
**[01:59] Diego**
All the mana and spells
I absorb become mine!
**[02:04] Yuna**
No way...
**[02:05] Yuna**
But we have so little time left
**[02:08] Yuna**
that even if Touka awakens now, I'm doomed.
**[02:15] Yuna**
I just...
**[02:17] Yuna**
I just want to talk to you one more time!
**[02:20] Yuna**
Touka!
**[02:24] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[02:34] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[02:36] sign**
THE
**[02:37] sign**
LEGEN
**[02:37] sign**
DARY
**[02:38] sign**
HERO
**[02:38] sign**
IS
**[02:39] sign**
DEAD
**[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
Spending every day like
you're in a casket, trapped
**[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ready for another night
like the dead, collapsed
**[02:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yeah, living like a carcass
with just your "life" intact...
**[02:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Who wouldn't want a way
to con themselves out of that?
**[02:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Breaking away from ideas of "should do"
**[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
to live for yourself—
that's lots of fun, too...
**[02:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Otherwise you're just being a mark...
**[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
And who wants that?
**[02:58] [SONG] Lyrics**
You and I, we're just corpses
**[03:02] [SONG] Lyrics**
Pawns of some faceless necromancer
**[03:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
From one marionette to another, I say...
**[03:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
How about we cut our strings together?
**[03:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get dancing!
**[03:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, another day dead
**[03:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
Head, arms, and legs gonna
fall off any minute now
**[03:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Whole body hollowed out, dry as a desert...
**[03:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[03:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dead, dead, we're already dead
**[03:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
Gonna shake off this
mortal coil any minute now
**[03:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
You just gotta laugh a life like this off!
**[03:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[03:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
I tell you, this world makes life so hard
**[03:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
What can you do but dance
the whole night through?
**[03:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Even if I collapse and my body decays
**[03:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
that doesn't mean I'm rotten
all the way down to my soul!
**[03:55] sign**
Episode 12
**[03:55] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is a Duo!
**[03:56] Touka**
Huh? Where the heck am I?
**[03:58] Touka**
After I used the soma drops,
everything went black, and...
**[04:04] Touka**
No freaking way!
**[04:05] Touka**
This ain't the afterlife, is it?!
**[04:07] Sion**
No worries there.
**[04:08] Sion**
You're still alive.
**[04:11] Sion**
This is the world of the Sacred Sword.
**[04:14] Sion**
It's been quite some time.
**[04:16] Sion**
Actually, this is our first
meeting in a way, isn't it...
**[04:21] Sion**
Touka?
**[04:22] Touka**
*Sion the hero?!*
**[04:24] Touka**
*If he's here, that means I'm dead for sure!*
**[04:29] Touka**
What the hell?
**[04:30] Touka**
You want revenge, right?
Is that what this is about?
**[04:33] Touka**
Lemme make one thing clear.
**[04:34] Touka**
It's not my fault you're dead!
**[04:36] Touka**
You fell into that damn trap yourself!
**[04:39] Sion**
Thank you so much!
**[04:42] Sion**
I've been watching this whole time.
**[04:44] Sion**
Although you were made into
the legendary hero against your will,
**[04:47] Sion**
you kept Anri safe from Kyle,
**[04:49] Sion**
saved the capital from danger,
**[04:51] Sion**
and now you're fighting a deadly battle
to save the people of Moaran.
**[04:56] Sion**
I'm so glad you were the one
to inherit my body.
**[05:02] Sion**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[05:04] Sion**
I'm sure being awfully forward...
**[05:06] Sion**
But I've been watching you for so long,
I feel like we're friends.
**[05:09] Touka**
*That's not the issue...*
**[05:11] Touka**
* Did this dude seriously*
* just thank the guy who killed him?*
**[05:14] Touka**
*He's* definitely *up to something!*
**[05:17] Touka**
* Even if this is the afterlife,*
* I can't let him get me!*
**[05:22] Sion**
Touka!
**[05:24] Touka**
*He's coming after me!*
**[05:26] Touka**
*Damn it! Ain't there any way outta here?!*
**[05:31] Touka**
Wh-What the heck is this?
**[05:34] Touka**
*A paradise of thighs?!*
**[05:38] Sion**
Beyond the stone slab holding that mirror
**[05:41] Sion**
lies the ideal world of whoever looks into it.
**[05:45] Sion**
I don't know why it's here either...
**[05:48] Sion**
A reward for risking your life
for our lofty mission, perhaps.
**[05:53] Sion**
But once you go through,
there's no guarantee you'll return.
**[05:57] Sion**
You won't be able to save Yuna.
**[05:59] Touka**
Huh?!
**[06:00] Touka**
I can't save Yuna anyway! I'm dead, man!
**[06:06] Touka**
That's right...
**[06:07] Touka**
I can't save Yuna now...
**[06:11] Touka**
Sorry, Yuna...
**[06:13] Sion**
You can still make it in time.
**[06:15] Sion**
You yet live, Touka!
**[06:18] Sion**
Humans are made up of three facets:
**[06:18] sign**
Life Force
**[06:18] sign**
Body
**[06:20] Sion**
the body, the soul that dwells in the head,
**[06:22] Sion**
and the life force that dwells in the heart.
**[06:26] sign**
Soul
**[06:26] Sion**
You die if you lose any one of them.
**[06:28] Sion**
I've lost my life force,
**[06:31] Sion**
but your soul still exists,
**[06:34] Sion**
and both your body and life force lie
inside the Coffin of the Living.
**[06:38] Sion**
In other words,
you just wandered here by mistake.
**[06:42] Touka**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[06:44] Sion**
This isn't the afterlife.
**[06:46] Sion**
It's the world of the Sacred Sword.
**[06:48] Sion**
It can call the souls
of dead legendary heroes here.
**[06:51] Sion**
You were wandering the boundary between life
and death, so it brought you here as well.
**[06:55] Touka**
Wait, hang on a minute!
**[06:57] Touka**
I ain't a legendary—
**[06:59] Sion**
Touka.
**[06:59] Sion**
You've been chosen
as the next legendary hero.
**[07:05] Sion**
That night in the capital,
**[07:07] Sion**
when your mana abruptly skyrocketed,
**[07:09] Sion**
it fooled the Sacred Sword into
thinking you were the next hero.
**[07:13] Sion**
That's why you can use the Sacred Sword,
even outside of my body.
**[07:20] Touka**
You mean... I really *am* a hero?
**[07:23] Touka**
I always thought my mana level
had to be so low for a reason!
**[07:29] Sion**
I told you it was a misunderstanding, right?
**[07:32] Touka**
E-Even if what you're saying is true,
**[07:34] Touka**
if I can't get outta here, I can't...
**[07:37] Sion**
The exit is through there.
**[07:40] Sion**
But if you return to the real world,
you'll find yet harsher trials await you.
**[07:45] Sion**
If you wish to stay here instead,
I won't stop you.
**[07:50] Touka**
That's not even a question.
**[07:52] Touka**
Yuna and the others ain't here,
**[07:55] Touka**
which means my perfect
thighs ain't here either.
**[08:00] Touka**
Besides, I promised Yuna
I'd save her this time for sure.
**[08:13] Kyle**
Shielding your whole body with
a spell that absorbs magic, eh?
**[08:17] Kyle**
*Physical attacks make it through,*
**[08:19] Kyle**
*but it'll take time to shave down his mana.*
**[08:23] Anri**
We're out of time!
**[08:25] Anri**
The twenty-four hours will be up soon!
**[08:29] Yuna**
Please, God...
**[08:31] Yuna**
I'm happy to disappear.
**[08:34] Yuna**
Just...
**[08:36] Yuna**
Just make Touka wake up!
**[08:38] Yuna**
Please!
**[08:41] Touka (Sion)**
Will you let him stroke your thighs
a hundred times while naked in stockings?
**[08:44] Yuna**
I will!
**[08:45] Yuna**
A hundred times! A thousand times!
**[08:47] Yuna**
*What?*
**[08:48] Touka (Sion)**
Hell yeah!
**[08:50] Touka (Sion)**
That sounds like a promise to me, Yuna!
**[08:53] Yuna**
Touka?!
**[08:54] Anri**
Sir Touka!
**[08:54] Kyle**
Touka!
**[08:56] Diego**
Touka Scott!
**[09:00] Diego**
Even though you're awake now,
don't you think it's a little late to win?!
**[09:04] Touka (Sion)**
Oh, I'll win!
**[09:06] Touka (Sion)**
Thigh-stroking paradise awaits me
when the battle's over!
**[09:09] Touka (Sion)**
I'm winning for sure!
**[09:11] Yuna**
Hang on a minute!
**[09:12] Yuna**
That wasn't a real promise!
**[09:14] Touka (Sion)**
Anri!
**[09:14] Touka (Sion)**
Release my body from
the Coffin of the Living!
**[09:20] Touka (Sion)**
I'm gonna show you...
**[09:21] Touka (Sion)**
another power of the Sacred Sword
that the hero taught me!
**[09:26] Kyle**
Another power of the Sacred Sword?
**[09:29] Sion (Touka)**
Can I borrow that, Kyle?
**[09:32] Diego**
When did he—
**[09:35] Diego**
Who the hell are you?!
**[09:38] Sion (Touka)**
I am...
**[09:39] Sion (Touka)**
Sion Breydan!
**[09:41] sign**
3 minutes until Yuna and the others become devils
**[09:48] Sion (Touka)**
All right, I believe I can fight in this body.
**[09:50] Yuna**
What's going on here?
**[09:52] Yuna**
How is Touka so cool now?!
**[09:54] Touka (Sion)**
Sion's soul was still in the Sacred Sword.
**[09:56] Touka (Sion)**
I sent it to possess my body.
**[09:58] Touka (Sion)**
And what's this "Touka is cool *now*" garbage?!
**[10:01] Touka (Sion)**
You make it sound like I wasn't cool before!
**[10:03] Yuna**
I mean, I think that about sums it up.
**[10:05] Touka (Sion)**
What?!
**[10:06] Anri**
The hero...? Is that really you?
**[10:10] Kyle**
I feel it!
**[10:11] Kyle**
The comforting sensation
of that crystal-clear mana!
**[10:15] Kyle**
It's you, Sion!
**[10:17] Sion (Touka)**
Kyle, I'm quite cross with you, you know.
**[10:20] Kyle**
Ah, so you know the whole story?
**[10:23] Kyle**
It was all just my love for you
running out of control.
**[10:27] Kyle**
Forgive me.
**[10:30] Diego**
You sent the soul of the dead hero,
Sion, to possess you?
**[10:34] Diego**
Since when can the Sacred Sword
perform necromancy?!
**[10:38] Diego**
I've never heard of such a power!
**[10:40] Diego**
However...
**[10:41] Diego**
Fighting the legendary hero is
the most fun thing I can imagine!
**[10:49] Diego**
*I-It can't be!*
**[10:51] Diego**
*The way you're moving...*
**[10:52] Diego**
*You're in Touka Scott's body!*
**[10:55] Diego**
*How can you move like that?!*
**[10:58] Diego**
*This is the true hero, Sion...*
**[11:00] Diego**
*The champion who saved the world!*
**[11:03] Sion (Touka)**
Touka!
**[11:06] (Flashback) Sion**
You're the only one
who can use the Sacred Sword.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Sion**
I can only offer support.
**[11:11] sign**
Magic Crystal
**[11:12] (Flashback) Sion**
First, I'll destroy Vertex's magic crystal.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Sion**
With that gone,
**[11:17] (Flashback) Sion**
Vertex won't be able to use its spell,
or any it's absorbed, for a while.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Sion**
Though obviously, it will
restore itself quite quickly...
**[11:25] (Flashback) Touka**
So I've gotta finish the job
before it regenerates?
**[11:29] (Flashback) Sion**
But at your current mana level,
**[11:32] (Flashback) Sion**
you won't be able to
penetrate Vertex's head.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Touka**
Are you kidding me?!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Touka**
We're out of soma drops, man!
**[11:37] (Flashback) Sion**
You can shorten the blade of
the Sacred Sword to concentrate your mana.
**[11:41] (Flashback) Sion**
That should increase its penetrative power.
**[11:44] Touka**
Form change...
**[11:46] Touka**
Dagger!
**[11:48] Diego**
I'm not finished yet!
**[11:55] Diego**
My blood magic isn't tied to Vertex!
**[11:59] Diego**
I'll take this chance to regenerate myself!
**[12:02] Kyle**
With your shields gone, I can shred you
with my magic as much as I need to.
**[12:07] Kyle**
I've given you the time you need...
**[12:09] Kyle**
Touka!
**[12:10] sign**
60 seconds until Yuna and the others become devils
**[12:14] Touka**
*Ein Grendel!*
**[12:21] Diego**
Not so fast!
**[12:23] Ethel**
Sorry, but my student's gonna win this.
**[12:26] Ethel**
I taught him how to use one of these too.
**[12:29] Ethel**
He's been so preoccupied
with the Sacred Sword
**[12:32] Ethel**
that he hasn't had his wits about him,
**[12:35] Ethel**
but now that he's holding
a weapon he's familiar with,
**[12:38] Ethel**
he can focus his full attention on dodging.
**[12:43] Diego**
Touka Scott!
**[12:45] Diego**
Is this how you want to do this?!
**[12:48] Diego**
Relying on others to nail me to the wall?
**[12:51] Diego**
Is that really enough to satisfy you?!
**[12:54] Diego**
Let's enjoy our battle a little bit more!
**[12:59] Touka (Sion)**
Sorry, man!
**[13:00] Touka (Sion)**
I never gave a damn about our battle!
**[13:03] Touka (Sion)**
Saving Yuna is all I ever wanted to do!
**[13:10] sign**
1 second until Yuna and the others become devils
**[13:44] Diego**
That was a close one.
**[13:46] Diego**
Tossing my Coffin of the Living
into the forest was a smart move.
**[13:51] Diego**
Damn...
**[13:52] Diego**
Why can't I move?
**[13:54] Diego**
Have I expended my soul?
**[13:57] Diego**
No... it's just normal exhaustion.
**[14:01] Diego**
That's right. It's not over yet...
**[14:03] Diego**
Once I'm recovered,
it'll be time for a grudge match!
**[14:10] Diego**
What are you doing here?
**[14:12] Diego**
Who ordered you...
**[14:17] Low-Rank Devil C**
You killed Queen Adele...
**[14:20] Low-Rank Devil D**
Now you'll pay!
**[14:22] Diego**
Damn it! Why can't I move?!
**[14:25] Diego**
Damn it!
**[14:26] Diego**
This is the stupidest way to die!
**[14:33] Knight A**
Incredible! The Infernal General is dead!
**[14:36] Knight B**
The legendary hero slew it!
**[14:38] Knights**
The hero! The hero!
**[14:39] Yuna**
Touka!
**[14:45] Touka (Sion)**
You're safe?
**[14:46] Anri**
Yes...
**[14:48] Anri**
I can see Dame Yuna too.
**[14:53] Yuna**
Touka!
**[14:55] Yuna**
How could you be so reckless?
**[14:58] Yuna**
I thought you were really gonna die!
**[15:03] Touka (Sion)**
Why the heck were you worried about me?
**[15:06] Touka (Sion)**
I saved you this time, just like I promised.
**[15:09] Touka (Sion)**
So keep your part of the bargain and
let me stroke your thighs a hundred times!
**[15:13] Yuna**
What? I don't remember promising you that...
**[15:15] Yuna**
I've been unconscious this whole time.
**[15:18] Touka (Sion)**
But when you were just a soul...
**[15:20] Yuna**
You must have been hallucinating!
**[15:22] Yuna**
Right, Anri? I wasn't there, was I?
**[15:25] Anri**
Nope! I never saw you!
**[15:27] Touka (Sion)**
Damn you, Anri! Don't toy with me!
**[15:31] Touka**
*The long day finally came to an end.*
**[15:33] Touka**
* We didn't see Master*
* or Anri's brother after that.*
**[15:37] Touka**
*Then, we...*
**[15:38] Dott**
We're holding this party
in the legendary hero's honor!
**[15:42] Touka (Sion)**
I appreciate it,
**[15:44] Touka (Sion)**
but I think I'd be more
comfortable hanging out in my room...
**[15:47] Dott**
I know what you mean.
**[15:48] Dott**
Beautiful girls with luscious thighs, right?
**[15:52] Dott**
The young women of my town have been
racing to me to offer themselves...
**[15:55] Dott**
as overnight companions
to the legendary hero.
**[15:58] Touka**
*Overnight companions?!*
**[16:00] Touka (Sion)**
You freaking rock, man!
**[16:02] Touka (Sion)**
You're the mayor of my heart!
**[16:04] Dott**
Oh, Your Highness!
**[16:06] Dott**
It was my swift work that
ensured the safety of the town
**[16:10] Dott**
and the defeat of that Infernal General.
**[16:13] Marguerite**
Y-Yes... it was.
**[16:15] Dott**
As a reward, I'd like the promised
naked-in-stockings...
**[16:18] Marguerite**
I'm afraid Touka offered that
without my consent.
**[16:21] Marguerite**
I never intended to honor that promise.
**[16:23] Marguerite**
Isaac! Please, save me!
**[16:25] Mayor/Horse/Isaac**
Naked in stockings!
**[16:27] Marguerite**
You traitor!
**[16:28] Yuna**
Calm down a little, would you?
**[16:31] Colin**
Er... Touka, was it?
**[16:33] Colin**
I came to thank you for saving me.
**[16:36] Yuna**
*That's right. Touka was in my body then...*
**[16:39] Yuna**
I can explain the whole story later,
but the real Touka is...
**[16:43] Girl A**
Mr. Hero! Come play with me soon!
**[16:46] Girl B**
No way! He's gonna play with me!
**[16:51] Touka (Sion)**
No need to fight, ladies!
**[16:52] Touka (Sion)**
I can get to all of your thighs in one night!
**[16:56] Touka (Sion)**
Y-Yuna?
**[16:57] Touka (Sion)**
What's going on?
**[16:59] Touka (Sion)**
What the hell? Things were
looking good for me there!
**[17:04] Yuna**
*What the...*
**[17:05] Yuna**
*Why'd I just drag Touka in here?*
**[17:08] Yuna**
* I saw him surrounded by girls,*
* and my heart went crazy...*
**[17:12] Yuna**
*What the heck?!*
**[17:13] Touka (Sion)**
Is it time for the hundred strokes of your
naked-in-stockings thighs you promised me?!
**[17:18] Yuna**
You're not stroking anything!
**[17:19] Yuna**
That deal was off the minute
you summoned Mr. Hero!
**[17:23] Touka (Sion)**
Huh? How come?!
**[17:24] Touka (Sion)**
It's true that the hero helped me out, but...
**[17:29] Touka (Sion)**
Well, fine.
**[17:30] Touka (Sion)**
Real talk, having you safe
is reward enough for me.
**[17:35] Touka (Sion)**
And you got to be rescued
by your beloved "Mr. Hero" again,
**[17:38] Touka (Sion)**
so I guess it's the perfect
ending for both of us.
**[17:42] Yuna**
*No. That's not it...*
**[17:44] Touka (Sion)**
Look, once I buff up my mana back up,
I can summon him again,
**[17:48] Touka (Sion)**
so you can tell him how you feel then.
**[17:51] Yuna**
Stop running off at the mouth and listen!
**[17:52] Yuna**
I know you're the one who saved me this time!
**[17:56] Yuna**
And I'm really happy that
you're the one that did!
**[17:59] Touka (Sion)**
*Yuna...*
**[18:02] Touka (Sion)**
If you're so happy,
why renege on your promise?
**[18:05] Yuna**
Darn it! Why are you like this?!
**[18:09] Yuna**
F-Fine.
**[18:10] Yuna**
I just have to keep my word, right?
**[18:12] Yuna**
I'll make good on my promise.
**[18:18] Touka**
*Hey, hey, hey!*
**[18:19] Touka**
*Is this really happening right now?!*
**[18:21] Touka**
*I'm nervous as hell all of a sudden...*
**[18:23] Touka**
* For real, are we finally*
* gonna go all the way?!*
**[18:27] Yuna**
Okay... I'm ready.
**[18:34] Touka (Sion)**
What's with the swimsuit?
**[18:35] Yuna**
I'm embarrassed, okay?!
**[18:38] Yuna**
I-If you don't like it,
take it off yourself.
**[18:43] Touka**
*Take it off?!*
**[18:44] Touka**
*She's gonna let me do that, too?!*
**[18:46] Yuna**
Just do it already.
**[18:47] Yuna**
I'm pretty embarrassed.
**[18:49] Touka (Sion)**
R-Right...
**[18:51] Touka (Sion)**
*No, hang on a minute.*
**[18:53] Touka (Sion)**
That hero guy said he was watching me.
**[18:57] Touka (Sion)**
He could be right now.
**[18:59] Touka (Sion)**
Better toss the Sacred Sword.
**[19:02] Yuna**
*He was watching?!*
**[19:03] Yuna**
*Mr. Hero... saw me like this?!*
**[19:06] Yuna**
No! Mr. Hero, you perv!
**[19:09] Touka (Sion)**
Yuna!
**[19:10] Sion**
I'm... a perv?
**[19:12] Sion**
I did accidentally catch a glimpse, but...
**[19:15] Yuna**
That was close!
**[19:16] Yuna**
I must've been crazy
to let him do that to me.
**[19:20] Yuna**
Seriously crazy...
**[19:22] Yuna**
Whenever I'm around Touka,
I get all flustered.
**[19:24] Yuna**
My heart starts to ache,
and my face feels hot...
**[19:27] Yuna**
Wait.
**[19:28] Yuna**
Can it be...
**[19:29] Marguerite**
It's surely love.
**[19:31] Yuna**
Y-Your Highness?!
**[19:32] Marguerite**
You've fallen in love with Touka.
**[19:35] Yuna**
In love? No way!
**[19:37] Yuna**
That trashy, pervy jerk
only likes me for my thighs.
**[19:42] Marguerite**
Yet in spite of that, he saved you.
**[19:45] Marguerite**
I feel the same way.
**[19:46] Marguerite**
When I sit down and think,
I know he's utterly unacceptable.
**[19:49] Marguerite**
But in the moment he was saving me,
**[19:52] Marguerite**
Touka was the legendary hero,
without question.
**[19:58] Yuna**
*I'm the one who reached out to him,*
**[20:00] Yuna**
* and I never felt like he was*
* more than a little brother...*
**[20:03] Yuna**
*that I had to keep dragging him along...*
**[20:09] Yuna**
What is it, Your Highness?
**[20:11] Marguerite**
I'd like it if you'd call me Marguerite.
**[20:15] Marguerite**
Because we're going to be rivals
from this moment forward,
**[20:18] Marguerite**
I'd like to interact as equals,
without status being a factor.
**[20:23] Marguerite**
And, of course...
**[20:25] Marguerite**
because we'll continue to be
companions in our journey.
**[20:31] Yuna**
I did sorta feel like I couldn't
get close to you before.
**[20:34] Yuna**
So...
**[20:37] Yuna**
Let's start things fresh, Marguerite!
**[20:41] Anri**
No fair!
**[20:43] Anri**
I also want Dame Marguerite...
**[20:46] Anri**
No, I can't call you that!
**[20:47] Anri**
I must address you as a princess!
**[20:50] Marguerite**
All else aside, I need to ask if anything
transpired between you and Touka.
**[20:54] Marguerite**
As your rival, I must know!
**[20:56] Yuna**
I'm not telling you that!
**[20:58] Yuna**
That stuff's private!
**[20:59] Anri**
Aha, I know this!
**[21:01] Anri**
A hundred thigh strokes, right?
**[21:02] Yuna**
Hey, Anri!
**[21:05] Touka**
* Right before Sion the hero disappeared,*
* he told the four of us where to go next.*
**[21:11] Touka (Sion)**
Sheesh.
**[21:13] Touka (Sion)**
We made it through one crisis,
**[21:14] Touka (Sion)**
but I guess this stupid journey to
the Gates of Hell ain't over yet.
**[21:18] Sion (Touka)**
No, your destination lies elsewhere.
**[21:21] Touka (Sion)**
Huh?
**[21:23] Sion (Touka)**
The northern continent, home to the
Gates of Hell, is a nest of powerful devils.
**[21:27] Sion (Touka)**
It would be suicidal for you
to head there as you are now.
**[21:31] Sion (Touka)**
Touka, you first need to focus on
increasing your mana level.
**[21:36] Sion (Touka)**
Once you do, I'll be able
to fight with you again.
**[21:39] Touka (Sion)**
C'mon, I can just boost it with soma—
**[21:41] Sion (Touka)**
You should be well aware by now that
soma drops are too dangerous.
**[21:46] Touka (Sion)**
But how's a guy supposed to up his mana level?
**[21:51] Sion (Touka)**
I have a companion who knows
a great deal about mana.
**[21:55] Sion (Touka)**
Kyle, Dorothy. Will you
guide Touka in my place?
**[21:59] Kyle**
I'm incapable of saying no
to you, Sion. However...
**[22:03] Kyle**
is the companion you're talking about...
**[22:06] Sion (Touka)**
Yes. Find the sage.
**[22:09] Touka (Sion)**
The sage?
**[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[22:13] Kyle**
Okay, you four.
**[22:15] Kyle**
Ready to head out?
**[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap
**[22:19] Touka (Sion)**
Yep!
**[22:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I've got a melty marshmallow secret
**[22:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's just bursting with sugar, you know...
**[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hey, I know you want a taste... don't you?
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Don't bother to hide it, it's clear as day...
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Come a little closer, now
**[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
A fleeting glimpse of lusty pink
**[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
A seductive voice with a hint of danger
**[22:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
See? I've already got you under my spell...
**[23:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's a true-true-true hazard to pursue
**[23:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
This sweetest trap of romance
**[23:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
So cu-cu-cu-cute how you'll fall in love...
**[23:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
In this literal pit I dug!
**[23:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
You can't shoo-shoo-shoo me
away when I pursue
**[23:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
Such intense romance needs a strategy
**[23:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll kee-kee-kee-keep on
setting bait every day...
**[23:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
In my honey trap
**[23:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Honey Honey Honey Honey
**[23:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
Hi, Honey Honey Trap Trap