E5 - What's Really High But Underground?

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[00:05] Maria
    Look! Look!
[00:06] Maria
    All these people are watching
    Momoka-chan's bungie video!
[00:11] Haru
    Wow, look at that view count!
[00:14] Nina
    Let's see, one, ten, hundred, thousand...
[00:17] Nina
    There's more than I can count!
[00:20] Chie
    And so many comments!
[00:23] Kaoru
    They're all praising Momoka-chan!
[00:27] Arisu
    Sakurai-san's courage should be praised!
[00:31] Koharu
    The producer was so happy!
[00:37] Momoka
    My work paid off!
SIGN    Likes 3172
    Comments 108
    3rd Entertainment Project
     Sakurai Momoka appears on Afternoon Don!
     She worked really hard on her bungee jump,
    so please watch!
[02:15] Kaoru
    Risa-chan, let's go to the park!
[02:18] Miria
    Come on!
[02:20] Risa
    I'm not going.
SIGN    Episode 5
    What's Really High But Underground?
[02:23] Nina
    I want to play with Risa-chan!
[02:26] Risa
    Idols can't get sunburn.
[02:31] Kaoru
    You'll go, won't you, Arisu-chan?
[02:34] Arisu
    No, I've got cram school...
[02:37] Momoka
    Oh, my.
[02:41] Arisu
    I'm so sorry. I've got cram school..
[02:46] Momoka
    I've got something to do, too, so I'll pass.
[02:51] Miria
    Not you, too, Momoka-chan!
[02:54] Nina
    Koharu-chan! Chie-chan!
[02:56] Koharu
    Okay.
[02:58] Koharu
    I'll go!
[03:01] Chie
    I've got, um... homework.
[03:06] Chie
    I guess I can go and just do it later.
[03:10] All
    Hooray!
[03:12] Miria
    Risa-chan, next time, okay?
[03:14] Risa
    Next time, yeah.
[03:15] Kaoru
    Bye!
[03:17] Nina
    You can see the secret base I built!
[03:19] Arisu
    Bye!
[03:20] Koharu
    I can't wait!
[03:20] Momoka
    Goodbye.
[03:21] Chie
    Okay, I'll put that we're at
    the park on the whiteboard.
[03:22] Risa
    Bye.
SIGN    I love you,
    Dad
[03:32] Risa
    It's not good enough to send to Dad.
[03:38] Producer
    I'm back.
[03:40] Haru
    We're back.
[03:44] Haru
    Whew.
[03:45] Producer
    Thanks, Yuuki-san.
[03:47] Haru
    This is nothing.
[03:49] Haru
    Huh?
[03:51] Producer
    Where is everyone?
[03:52] Risa
    Look at the board, duh.
SIGN    We're
    at the park.
    Arisu-chan and
    Momoka-chan left
[03:56] Haru
    Oh!
[03:57] Haru
    Let's go to the park, too!
[04:01] Risa
    Nah.
[04:02] Haru
    Why not?!
[04:04] Haru
    Let's play soccer!
[04:06] Risa
    N-O spells "no."
[04:11] Haru
    What are you looking at?
[04:12] Risa
    This?
SIGN    A Sci-Fi Spectacle About a Love that Not Even Gravity Can Tear Apart
     In Theaters Everywhere
[04:14] Haru
    A movie?
[04:15] Risa
    Dad says he wants to see it.
[04:17] Haru
    Looks complicated.
[04:19] Risa
    Yeah.
[04:21] Risa
    But you want to know everything
    about the person you like, right?
[04:24] Haru
    You really do like your Dad, huh?
[04:27] Risa
    Of course I do!
[04:28] Risa
    He's so cool, and kind, and successful,
[04:31] Risa
    and he's the coolest guy in the world!
[04:35] Risa
    But the law says I can't marry him for 
    some reason. Can you believe that?!
[04:41] Haru
    Y-Yeah...
[04:43] Risa
    Japan's laws are just so behind the times!
[04:46] Risa
    It makes me mad.
[04:49] Risa
    What?
[04:51] Producer
    Sorry, sorry.
[04:52] Producer
    I couldn't help but hear.
[04:54] Risa
    You're terrible.
[04:56] Risa
    Like I thought. Dad's the
    only guy who's not a jerk.
[04:58] Producer
    Yeah, that.
[05:00] Producer
    I was just thinking it's rare for you
    to talk about anything but idol work.
[05:05] Producer
    You're close with your dad, huh?
[05:09] Producer
    Do you not want to talk about it that much?
[05:11] Producer
    Then, um... let's talk about hobbies!
[05:14] Producer
    I go see movies a lot, too.
[05:17] Risa
    Oh, yeah?
[05:18] Risa
    Well, your job isn't to watch movies.
    It's to get us parts in movies.
[05:27] Producer
    Oh, right!
[05:28] Producer
    I think it was in this box...
[05:31] Producer
    Here we go!
[05:33] Producer
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Call for Auditions
[05:35] Producer
    We actually do have a shot
    at a movie audition.
SIGN    Prism of Hope
[05:38] Producer
    And... as the star!
[05:41] Haru
    The star, huh?
[05:44] Producer
    It's only airing in a single theater,
    but they're saying it might get a sequel.
[05:48] Producer
    See? I'm doing my job.
[05:51] Risa
    Let me do that audition.
[05:56] Producer
    Um...
[05:59] Producer
    Is there a problem?
[06:00] Producer
    Age? Height?
[06:02] Producer
    No, those are fine, but...
[06:06] Risa
    Then it's not a problem, right?
[06:08] Haru
    Calm down, Risa.
[06:10] Risa
    I refuse!
[06:12] Risa
    I'm in a hurry.
[06:13] Risa
    I've got no time to waste. If there's
    a chance, then give it to me.
[06:20] Producer
    Okay, got it.
[06:21] Producer
    I'll let you do the audition.
[06:25] Risa
    Okay!
[06:26] Haru
    I'm glad for you.
[06:27] Risa
    Just you watch!
[06:29] Risa
    I'll make sure I'm the one they pick!
[06:31] Haru
    You're really confident.
[06:32] Risa
    Of course I am.
[06:37] Risa
    Um... the main character is...
[06:40] Risa
    a popular girl who's refined
    and kind and helps everyone.
[06:44] Risa
    Yes! That's perfect for me!
[06:48] Nina
    Risa-chan!
[06:50] Kaoru
    Risa-chan, let's play!
[06:52] Miria
    We're playing jump rope today.
[06:53] Nina
    Can you double jump, Risa-chan?
[06:57] Nina
    I'm learning right now!
[07:00] Risa
    Listen, I'm...
[07:01] Momoka
    Listen, everyone...
[07:03] Momoka
    Shhh!
[07:05] Nina
    Um...
[07:07] Miria
    Risa-chan's gonna be in a movie!
[07:10] Kaoru
    That's right, the producer...
[07:11] Nina
    ...was just telling us about it.
[07:14] Miria
    Yeah.
[07:16] Kaoru
    Risa-chan, good luck!
[07:18] Girls
    You can do it!
[07:20] Momoka
    Everyone...
[07:21] Risa
    I get it.
[07:23] Risa
    Aren't you going to go play?
[07:26] Risa
    You'll run out of time if
    you keep standing there.
[07:31] Miria
    We were trying to cheer you on!
[07:33] Momoka
    Let's go!
[07:35] Nina
    Yeah...
[07:36] Kaoru
    Yeah.
[07:37] Miria
    Okay.
[07:41] Momoka
    I'll go with you.
[07:43] Girls
    Really? Hooray!
[07:48] Risa
    Of course. I'm going to do this.
SIGN    Success
SIGN    Audition
[07:54] Producer
    It's hard to know how to
    get ready for an audition.
SIGN    
SIGN    Success
[08:06] Producer
    Okay!
[08:10] Trainer
    Matoba-san, that's not right.
[08:13] Trainer
    With that acting and expression,
[08:15] Trainer
    the viewers won't understand who the
    main character is supposed to be.
[08:18] Risa
    I'm sorry.
[08:19] Trainer
    That's all the time we have for the day.
[08:21] Trainer
    Fix your acting by the next time we meet.
[08:24] Risa
    Okay.
[08:25] Trainer
    Good work today.
[08:26] Risa
    Thank you.
[08:30] Producer
    Thank you for the lesson.
[08:31] Trainer
    Thank you for coming today.
[08:33] Producer
    We'll come again.
[08:38] Producer
    Matoba-san, good work today!
[08:40] Producer
    How's it looking?
[08:42] Risa
    Fine.
[08:44] Producer
    That's the Matoba-san I know!
[08:45] Producer
    Now, you may not need this, but...
[08:49] Producer
    I'm come up with a plan for your audition.
[08:53] Producer
    Will you read it?
SIGN    Matoba-san's Audition Plan
[08:55] Risa
    I'll read it, but will it help?
[09:00] Producer
    Well, I'm not actually sure...
[09:04] Risa
    Sheesh...
[09:06] Risa
    I'm fine without that thing!
[09:09] Producer
    "That thing"?
[09:12] Producer
    I am your producer, actually.
[09:16] Risa
    Give me a reward, then.
[09:18] Producer
    What?
[09:19] Risa
    I promise I'll win the audition,
    so buy me a reward.
[09:23] Risa
    It's okay, right?
[09:26] Producer
    Sure. If that'll help
    you try hard, of course.
[09:29] Risa
    Okay! It's a promise!
[09:31] ---
    Matoba-san's Audition Plan
SIGN    ★First, introduce yourself cheerfully!
     It's basic, but introductions are IMPORTANT!(Don't forget to smile)
    Talk about what you're good at and what you like
    with a cheerful attitude.
     Hearing somebody who's enjoying what they're
    talking about is fun, and draws the listener in.
     °If they ask about your lack of acting experience,
    answer by saying how hard you'll work and about 
    the freshness you'll bring to the role.
     (In a lot of cases, auditions are to find girls like that)
     <- So you don't need to try and lie.
[09:39] Risa
    I'm going to win, no matter what!
SIGN    Prism of Hope
    Auditions
[10:00] Risa
    Thank you!
[10:02] Woman
    Next, please.
[10:03] Producer
    How'd it go, Matoba-san?
[10:03] Girl
    Okay!
[10:07] Risa
    It went well.
[10:08] Risa
    The judges were impressed with my cuteness,
    and how I answered the questions.
[10:12] Producer
    I-I see...
[10:14] Risa
    And it's all because...
SIGN    You can do it, Risa!!
    Good luck!!
[10:16] Risa
    My dad sent me this message to cheer me on!
[10:20] Risa
    I'm sure to pass, right?
[10:23] Risa
    To me, there's no way I can fail now.
[10:26] Risa
    My dad really is the best!
[10:29] Risa
    I have to call him and tell him!
SIGN    Dad, my audition's over.
SIGN    Thanks to you, I did fantastic!
SIGN    The judges all said I did a great job!
SIGN    I wish you could've seen it! I was so good!!
[10:57] Risa
    Why didn't I pass?!
[11:01] Producer
    It's my responsibility.
[11:04] Producer
    I think I didn't do enough
    research for the audition.
[11:07] Producer
    I'm sorry.
[11:08] Risa
    Why are you apologizing?
[11:10] Risa
    This is my problem!
[11:11] Haru
    Risa.
[11:14] Risa
    I was so sure I'd gotten the part.
[11:19] Producer
    Matoba-san.
[11:21] Risa
    What?
[11:22] Producer
    They actually contacted me.
[11:25] Producer
    They apologized for not being able
    to give you the starring role,
[11:27] Producer
    but want you to have another part.
SIGN    Prism of Hope
[11:33] Producer
    The friend who's cheered
    up by the main character.
[11:35] Producer
    It's an important role. And since you have
    enthusiasm, I think it's perfect for you.
[11:40] Haru
    Hey, that's a job offer!
[11:42] Miria
    Wow!
[11:44] Producer
    Well?
[11:45] Producer
    If you're willing to do it,
    I think we should...
[11:51] Risa
    Don't insult me.
[11:54] Risa
    Listen, I'm aware I'm not at a point in
    my career where I can turn down roles.
[11:59] Risa
    Of course I'll do it!
[12:02] Nina
    You're amazing, Risa-chan!
[12:04] Risa
    I'm not amazing at all.
[12:05] Producer
    Oh, Matoba-san.
[12:07] Producer
    What do you want for your reward?
[12:12] Risa
    I don't need one.
[12:14] Producer
    But I promised...
[12:16] Producer
    And you worked really hard!
[12:18] Producer
    So...
[12:20] Risa
    Shut up.
[12:22] Risa
    I said I don't need it.
[12:27] Producer
    Jeez!
[12:30] Sister
    That sounds rough.
[12:31] Producer
    It's not funny!
[12:33] Sister
    She probably thinks you're a wimp.
[12:36] Sister
    You need to put her in her
    place once in a while.
[12:38] Producer
    You think so, too?
[12:39] Sister
    Yeah. You're going too easy
    on her 'cause she's a kid.
[12:43] Producer
    But she's somebody else's daughter.
[12:46] Producer
    And... she's working really hard.
[12:49] Sister
    It's a tough problem.
[12:51] Sister
    They say you can't scold
    them too much these days.
[12:55] Producer
    They do?
[12:56] Sister
    Yeah.
[12:57] Sister
    But it's not okay to not
    scold them at all, either.
[13:00] Producer
    Which is it?
[13:02] Sister
    Well, what's probably important is
    to see her as an individual person.
[13:08] Sister
    There are all types of kids, after all.
[13:10] Producer
    You mean that there's a lot of
    things that can be bothering a kid?
[13:14] Sister
    Think about it yourself, all right?
[13:17] Sister
    You're not a baby, are you?
[13:24] Producer
    Yeah.
[13:26] Producer
    I'll try talking to her again.
[13:29] Sister
    Yeah. Good luck.
SIGN    Notice: Daytime repair work...
[13:34] Risa
    Dad?
[13:35] Risa
    I'm sorry, Dad...
[13:37] Risa
    You sent me that nice message...
[13:41] Risa
    Everybody cheered me on, too, but...
[13:45] Risa
    That's why I...
[13:47] Risa
    But...
[13:49] Risa
    I wanted to do my best, but...
SIGN    The train is now arriving. For your safety,  please stand behind the yellow line.
SIGN    Train Arriving
[13:53] Risa
    Yeah, I'm heading straight home.
[13:56] Risa
    Thanks, Dad.
[13:57] Risa
    I love you.
SIGN    Thank you for riding the train.
SIGN    Please stand away from the closing doors.
SIGN    The train will now leave the station.
[14:29] Risa
    You're so amazing...
[14:33] Risa
    Brave, and cool....
[14:37] Risa
    If only I...
[14:41] Risa
    if only I could be like you...
SIGN    The train is now arriving. For your safety,  please stand behind the yellow line.
[15:00] Producer
    Matoba-san, why don't I take you home?
[15:04] Risa
    Huh?
[15:08] Producer
    So, did you finish all your
    summer break homework already?
[15:12] Risa
    Huh? What kind of question is that?
[15:15] Producer
    Well, I was wondering.
[15:17] Risa
    I finished it a long time ago.
[15:21] Producer
    That's the Matoba-san I know.
[15:25] Risa
    I want to have time to
    study fashion and idols.
[15:30] Producer
    You really do love idols.
[15:32] Risa
    Of course I do.
[15:34] Risa
    That's why I do this job.
[15:37] Risa
    What do you like?
[15:40] Producer
    Me?
[15:41] Producer
    There's a lot of things.
[15:42] Producer
    Mifune-san.
[15:44] Producer
    Sanae-san.
[15:45] Producer
    And Kawashima-san's great, too.
[15:48] Producer
    But you know...
[15:50] Producer
    It's the Third Entertainment
    Division that I cheer on the most!
[15:55] Risa
    Well, of course. You are our producer!
SIGN    Thank you for riding the train.
[16:07] Risa
    The seat next to me is open.
[16:12] Risa
    Why not sit down?
[16:20] Producer
    Oh, you know.
[16:21] Producer
    My sister's baby's learned to crawl.
[16:24] Risa
    I see.
[16:28] Risa
    Listen...
[16:29] Risa
    I'm cute, aren't I?
[16:32] Risa
    But I've learned that there are some adults
    who don't realize how cute I am.
[16:37] Risa
    Of course there are.
[16:39] Risa
    I'm still growing.
[16:42] Risa
    But I'm not going to let it end like this.
[16:45] Risa
    I'm going to shine.
[16:47] Risa
    I want everyone to see me grow.
[16:51] Risa
    To see what kind of idol I am.
[16:53] Risa
    No matter what my role is, I'll make
    sure nobody who sees me forgets me.
[16:58] Risa
    But... I don't know how to do that yet.
[17:03] Risa
    So what do you think I should do?
[17:12] Producer
    I don't know!
[17:15] Producer
    But...
[17:16] Producer
    I want to see you shine, too!
[17:20] Producer
    So let's work together to show them
    everything that Matoba Risa the idol can do!
[17:25] Risa
    Listen to you talk.
SIGN    Matoba Risa Fashion
    Modification Plan!!
[17:30] Producer
    Ta-dah!
[17:31] Producer
    The Matoba-san Modification
    Plan is now in effect!
[17:36] Arisu
    The Producer told me everything.
[17:39] Arisu
    I'll handle the research.
[17:42] Momoka
    And if you need clothes...
[17:45] Momoka
    Just leave it to me!
[17:48] Nina
    Wow!
[17:49] Miria
    So many!
[17:54] Risa
    Ask everyone for help?
[17:56] Producer
    Right. The offer you got
    was for the role of a girl
[17:59] Producer
    who's got a quiet personality
    and doesn't stand out, right?
[18:02] Producer
    There are a lot of ways
    to prepare for a role,
[18:05] Producer
    but I think you could learn a lot from
    looking at the others' fashion tastes
[18:08] Producer
    and having them tell you what they like.
[18:11] Producer
    How about it?
[18:12] Risa
    I'm not sure what to say...
[18:14] Risa
    They're all rivals.
[18:17] Producer
    Rivals?
[18:18] Producer
    They'll all help you!
[18:21] Producer
    'Cause we're all on the same team, right?
[18:26] Risa
    You really are easygoing...
[18:28] Risa
    But you're right.
[18:30] Risa
    It's not like me to not want it all!
[18:33] Girls
    Wow!
[18:34] Girls
    You're amazing!
[18:35] Risa
    Everyone...
[18:37] Risa
    Please, help me!
[18:40] Miria
    Leave it to me, Risa-chan!
[18:42] SONG
    Shine brighter than anyone!
[18:43] Kaoru
    Do you think I can help, too?
[18:44] SONG
    My only star in this world!
[18:45] Chie
    If there's anything I can do...
[18:47] Koharu
    Let's all do our best.
[18:49] Nina
    Yeah!
[18:51] Haru
    Yup.
[18:52] SONG
    3, 2, 1, fight!
[18:53] Risa
    Yes... Thanks, everyone!
SIGN    Early Summer
    For Girls With Glasses
[18:56] Arisu
    It looks like, yes, most people associate
    glasses with a quiet personality.
[19:01] Risa
    I see!
[19:03] Momoka
    Now, try this one.
[19:04] SONG
    It's okay to fail
[19:05] Risa
    I think it's too much for me...
[19:08] Momoka
    No, you look great!
[19:10] Koharu
    Next are the shoes!
[19:10] SONG
    You have to challenge or
    you'll never get anywhere
[19:12] Haru
    It looks hard to run in these.
[19:14] Risa
    It's easier than you'd think.
[19:15] SONG
    Just give it your all, 100%
[19:16] Haru
    Really?
[19:20] Miria
    I'm super-good at braiding hair!
[19:20] SONG
    We can play the melody together
[19:22] Nina
    My mommy taught me how to do it, too.
[19:26] SONG
    I want to find it, I want to find it
[19:28] SONG
    I'll spend my whole youth on it
[19:32] SONG
    I want to meet it, I want to meet it
[19:34] Chie
    You can use our hairpins if you want.
[19:34] SONG
    Something I can really love
[19:38] Kaoru
    Here!
[19:38] SONG
    I'm looking for it always
[19:44] SONG
    Starlight!
[19:45] SONG
    Shine brighter than anyone!
[19:47] Girls
    You're so cute!
[19:47] SONG
    I want to make sure this
    world never forgets me.
[19:49] Risa
    Don't tease me.
[19:51] Miria
    Huh? We mean it!
[19:54] SONG
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
[19:56] SONG
    A world with no goal
[19:58] SONG
    I won't compromise
[20:01] SONG
    Run! (Run!)  Run! (Run!)
[20:04] SONG
    Face forward (face forward)
[20:07] SONG
    Run! To be a star!
[20:11] SONG
    3, 2, 1, fight!
[20:31] Staff
    Matoba Risa-san,
    that's the last of your scenes.
[20:34] Movie Director
    Risa-chan, great work.
[20:36] Risa
    Thank you, sir!
[20:38] Producer
    Call us if there's anything else we can do!
[20:43] Producer
    Good work.
[20:44] Risa
    How'd I do?
[20:46] Producer
    Great! You did perfect!
[20:48] Risa
    Of course.
[20:50] Risa
    By the way.
[20:52] Risa
    This was you, wasn't it?
[20:55] Producer
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[20:58] Risa
    It's obvious.
[21:00] Risa
    But...
[21:02] Risa
    Thanks.
[21:04] Producer
    Matoba-san.
[21:05] Risa
    So...
[21:08] Risa
    I worked really hard, right?
[21:10] Producer
    Yeah.
[21:11] Risa
    Now, you'll get me that reward, right?
SIGN    Premium Showing
SIGN    Prism of Hope
[21:24] Nina
    Producer!
[21:25] Nina
    I want that, too!
[21:28] Miria
    Me, too!
[21:30] Kaoru
    Hey, can I have the same one?
[21:32] Producer
    Yeah...
[21:34] Producer
    Fine! Just buy what you want.
[21:38] All
    Hooray!
[21:39] Haru
    Hey, Risa.
[21:40] Haru
    The producer's about to
    lose his entire allowance.
[21:44] Risa
    That money came from our hard
    work, so what's the problem?
[21:47] Haru
    You say the most amazing things sometimes.
[21:51] Risa
    I'm a lot more amazing than this.
[21:54] Risa
    I'm gonna grow up to be Prime Minister!
[21:58] Risa
    Listen.
[21:59] Risa
    First I become the cutest, sexiest top idol!
[22:03] Risa
    And when you get famous you can
    become Prime Minister, right?
SIGN    Laws of Japan
[22:06] Risa
    And then I'm going to change the laws so
    Dad can be married to both me and Mom!
SIGN    It's OK so long as you're in love
    Prime Minister Matoba Risa
[22:13] Risa
    Well? Isn't that great?
[22:16] Haru
    You really are amazing...
[22:19] Risa
    Obviously.
[22:21] Risa
    Of course I am!