The Idaten Deities Know Only Peace

It has been 800 years since the incredibly fast and powerful gods of battle known as the Idaten had sealed away the demons after an intense battle. Now, that battle is just considered a myth or a fairytale. While the current generation of Idaten who have never even had to fight are enjoying their peaceful lives, someone awakened the demons once again! Armed forces, ingenuity. politics, and intrigue. If you've got it, use everything you can! This three-way battle royale with no rules and no limits is about to begin!!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Peacetime

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[00:06] Sign
    Long ago, demons existed in this world...
[00:06] Sign
    Long ago, demons existed in this world...
[00:11] Narr
    Faced with monsters
    immune to modern weaponry,
[00:15] Narr
    humanity was pushed to
    the brink of extinction.
[00:18] Puppets
    Dear God, please...
[00:20] Puppets
    Please save us.
[00:23] Sign
    Thus, gods appeared.
[00:23] Sign
    Thus, gods appeared.
[00:26] Narr
    They were battle deities called Idaten.
[00:32] Narr
    They arrived suddenly,
    defeating the demons...
[00:39] Grandfather
    Give it a rest.
[00:43] Narr
    ...and then sealing them away.
[00:45] Narr
    These events occurred over 800 years ago.
[00:49] Rin
    Grandfather! Why do you all
    have to sacrifice yourselves?!
[00:54] Grandfather
    There's no other way to ensure
    the seal is effective.
[00:57] Grandfather
    We will travel to the other side,
    souls and all, and become part of it.
[01:02] Friend
    Rin, you're still young.
[01:04] Friend
    Keep living and watch over the seal.
[01:06] Friend
    Share your strength with the gods
     who have yet to be born.
[01:11] Sukis
    And if anything happens to the seal,
    it's your job to deal with it.
[01:16] Sukis
    Don't forget that!
[01:17] Rin
    No... No!
[01:21] Grandfather
    We're counting on you, Rin.
[01:24] Grandfather
    Goodbye.
[01:32] Rin
    No! Grandfather!
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    #1
    Peacetime
[03:25] Woman
    Wh-What was that sudden gust?
[03:27] Woman
    Gosh, that really startled me...
[03:29] Man
    Is it just me, or did it feel more like
     something blew by rather than just wind?
[03:34] Hayato
    Hey, didn't we just pass some humans?
[03:38] Rin
    Never you mind.
[03:39] Rin
    There's no way they saw us.
[03:41] Rin
    Focus more on moving faster, Hayato.
[03:44] Hayato
    D-Damn it! Get back here!
[03:47] Hayato
    You hag in a kid's body!
[04:13] Rin
    Nine hours for a lap around the earth...
[04:16] Rin
    That's much slower than you usually manage.
[04:18] Rin
    Are you slacking?
[04:19] Hayato
    Did you forget the part where you beat
    the shit out of me, you senile old bitch?!
[04:26] Rin
    What arrogance when you're still half-baked.
[04:29] Rin
    Do you think that'll help
    you become a proper Idaten?
[04:32] Hayato
    What exactly is a "proper"
    Idaten supposed to be anyway?
[04:35] Hayato
    How does being fast even matter?
[04:37] Hayato
    You drag me out here every day,
    work me to the bone... And for what?
[04:46] Rin
    In the old days, endless hordes
    of monsters ran rampant across the land.
[04:51] Rin
    We are deities called forth to do battle.
[04:54] Rin
    We used our speed to fight, and—
[04:56] Hayato
    Yeah, yeah, I've heard this story.
[05:00] Hayato
    But it's been eighty years since
    I popped up in this world.
[05:04] Hayato
    And when were these monsters sealed away?
[05:06] Rin
    About 800 years ago.
[05:08] Hayto
    See? So when's this seal busting open?
[05:12] Hayto
    The world looks peaceful enough to me.
[05:16] Rin
    Where are you going?
[05:17] Hayato
    To have some fun.
    I've hit my training quota for the day.
[05:20] Hayato
    What's the problem?
[05:26] Rin
    Grandfather, it seems like 800
    years of peace was too long...
[05:39] Hayato
    Hey, sorry about the holdup, Ysley.
[05:42] Ysley
    You're as swift as ever, Hayato.
[05:45] Hayato
    Not as swift as old Rin, though...
[05:48] Ysley
    Well, she's a freak of nature.
[05:50] Hayato
    I'll still outdo her one day.
[05:53] Hayato
    All you ever do is read those human books.
    Would it kill you to train a little?
[05:58] Ysley
    I'd really rather not. I'd die.
[06:02] Ysley
    Besides...
[06:04] Ysley
    I love studying.
[06:06] Ysley
    And I'm able to learn more than
    any human can in their limited lifespan.
[06:12] Ysley
    Since the world's at peace, what's the
    harm in having an Idaten like that?
[06:15] Hayato
    Hey, I'm not the old bag,
    so I've got no problem with it.
[06:19] Hayato
    Come on. Let's go see what Paula's doing.
[06:37] Paula
    Jeez, couldn't you guys be a little quieter?
     You scared them all away!
[06:42] Hayato
    We're not you. We can't run
    like dainty princesses.
[06:47] Hayato
    Did the birds tell you anything interesting?
[06:51] Paula
    Come to think of it,
[06:52] Paula
    they said there's a bunch of humans
    gathering by the glaciers up north.
[06:56] Hayato
    What the hell are the humans doing there?
[06:59] Paula
    How am I supposed to know?
[07:01] Paula
    They mentioned giant green birds, too.
[07:04] Paula
    But those are probably airplanes.
[07:06] Ysley
    Sounds like a military transport
     for the Zoble Empire.
[07:10] Hayato
    When you say Zoble...
[07:12] Hayato
    You mean the weaponized industrial country
[07:13] Hayato
    whose air and water have gone to shit?
[07:16] Ysley
    What does their military
    want in a glacial region?
[07:18] Hayato
    No clue.
[07:20] Hayato
    It'll be faster to go see
    than stand around and guess.
[07:22] Hayato
    It's only 400 kilometers away.
    Even you two can make that in 20 minutes.
[07:28] Ysley
    I guess we should get going.
[07:30] Paula
    You're right.
[07:42] Hayato
    That sure is a lot of humans...
[07:46] Ysley
    Hayato!
[07:48] Ysley
    How are things looking?
[07:50] Hayato
    Hey, you made it.
[07:51] Hayato
    I dunno what they're after,
    but that's a hell of a lot of security.
[07:57] Hayato
    Whatever they want is probably over there,
[07:59] Hayato
    but with this many people,
    I can't get closer without them noticing.
[08:03] Ysley
    Then could you check it out, Paula?
[08:05] Paula
    Me?
[08:06] Ysley
    Put this in when you go.
[08:17] Captain
    Something the matter, Dr. Obami?
[08:20] Obami
    No, I must've imagined it.
[08:22] Captain
    How is the thawing proceeding?
[08:24] Obami
    It's 98 percent complete! Basically finished.
[08:29] Obami
    He'll be ready to move out
    as soon as he's awake.
[08:40] Paula
    Wh-What is this thing?
[08:43] Obami
    One of the demons who left a blazing
    trail of carnage 800 years ago,
[08:47] Obami
    and with a little elbow grease, he's still
    fully capable of destroying the world...
[08:52] Obami
    Gyudo-kun the demon beast!
[08:54] Obami
    A bottom feeder as far as demons go,
    but more than a match for any human military.
[09:00] Obami
    What do you think? Is that cool, or what?
[09:02] Captain
    And with that power under our control,
    Hotaena and Sarabael will be easy targets?
[09:08] Obami
    Humans were never a consideration
    in the first place.
[09:11] Obami
    The question is how the gods
     may have changed...
[09:16] Captain
    Gods?
[09:18] Obami
    Don't you worry about it!
[09:20] Captain
    Right...
[09:21] Captain
    This old timer's as strange as ever.
[09:24] Captain
    And how is he not cold, dressed like that?
[09:29] Hayato
    So this is one of those demons that
    the old bag never shuts up about...
[09:33] Hayato
    This was the worth the trip!
[09:34] Ysley
    I wouldn't be so pleased if I were you.
[09:36] Hayato
    Why not? It's just one leftover small fry.
[09:43] Ysley
    Well, I'm sure Rin-san could defeat
    it in the worst case scenario...
[09:47] Ysley
    But how does this Dr. Obami
    know about 800 years ago?
[09:52] Ysley
    About us or the name of this demon?
[09:54] Ysley
    There shouldn't be any humans left
    with that kind of knowledge...
[09:58] Hayato
    Maybe he's been kicking
    for 800 years like Granny.
[10:03] Hayato
    I mean, not that any human's capable of that.
[10:06] Ysley
    It's true no human is capable of that...
[10:08] Ysley
    But what if this doctor isn't human?
[10:12] Ysley
    What if he's a surviving demon
[10:15] Ysley
    who's been working for eight centuries
[10:18] Ysley
    toward the revival of demonkind?
[10:34] Obami
    Hell, yeah! Free after 800 years!
[10:38] Obami
    Hip hip hooray!
    Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
[10:40] Captain
    Doctor! Is it safe to be standing here?
[10:44] Obami
    Don't you worry. Gyudo-kun is
    pretty docile, generally speaking.
[10:47] Obami
    As long as you don't provoke him,
    he won't attack.
[10:50] Obami
    Though that doesn't apply to gods...
[10:58] Captain
    Doctor! What is this?!
[11:00] Obami
    Could the accelerated thawing
    have driven him mad?
[11:20] Ysley
    Paula!
[11:21] Captain
    Enough! Fire at will!
[11:27] Obami
    Stop that, you fool!
     He'll come after us next!
[11:37] Obami
    Damn it... What's gotten into him?
[11:44] Obami
    A girl?
[12:01] Obami
    Wow!
[12:06] Hayato
    Huh, I let him have with that kick,
    but he seems to be fine.
[12:11] Hayato
    You can run if you want, y'know.
[12:12] Ysley
    And that's exactly what I'll do
     if I think we can't beat him.
[12:17] Obami
    I'm sure of it! They must be Idaten!
[12:20] Obami
    This is the perfect opportunity...
[12:24] Obami
    A generation of Idaten softened
    by the comfort of peacetime...
[12:28] Obami
    This should be good.
    Let's see what you can manage.
[12:37] Captain
    Who are you boys? Where did you come from?!
[12:39] Hayato
    Your odds are better staying buried
    and fighting the cold, pops.
[12:44] Captain
    You little...
[12:46] Captain
    Who do you think you're talking to?!
[12:48] Hayato
    Ow! Hey!
[12:52] ---
    Why you...
[12:53] Hayato
    The hell was that for, asshole?! That hurt!
[12:56] Captain
    What the—?!
[12:58] Ysley
    Uh, behind you!
[13:03] Ysley
    Hayato!
[13:09] Obami
    He's probably dead.
[13:15] Obami
    An attack at the speed of sound
    that can generate a sonic boom?
[13:18] Obami
    That'd be enough to demolish a tank, but...
[13:25] Ysley
    Um...
[13:31] Obami
    It's not enough to hurt Gyudo-kun.
[13:35] Obami
    That makes two.
[13:43] Obami
    And we're done.
[13:45] Obami
    I must say, peace does nothing
     for resilience...
[14:01] Obami
    What?! Impossible!
[14:03] Obami
    His heart was gouged out!
[14:10] Ysley
    He's not very fast.
[14:13] Ysley
    If we focus on evasion,
    we should easily be able to escape.
[14:17] Ysley
    It's like he's only attacking
    Idaten on instinct.
[14:21] Ysley
    Lashing out at us, before anything else,
    after being thawed out...
[14:25] Ysley
    That suggests the cognitive
    capacity of an insect.
[14:29] Obami
    What's going on here?!
[14:32] Obami
    Was it some kind of trick? Or is piercing
    their hearts not enough to kill them?!
[14:39] Paula
    Ysley?
[14:40] Ysley
    You're awake?
[14:42] Paula
    Whoa, you're injured! Are you okay?!
[14:45] Ysley
    It does hurt pretty badly,
    so can you stand on your own?
[14:49] Paula
    It only hurts? You're not gonna die?
[14:51] Ysley
    You'll understand if you ever
    get your heart gouged out.
[14:54] Ysley
    More importantly, this exchange
    has made three things clear.
[14:58] ---
    First, that monster is incredibly
    tough and powerful,
[15:03] First
    but it can't compare to us
    Idaten in terms of speed.
[15:06] First
    If we need to flee,
    that shouldn't be a problem.
[15:09] ---
    Second...
[15:11] ---
    It seems the good doctor
    doesn't know much about us,
[15:15] ---
    considering how surprised he was that
    I survived having my heart pierced...
[15:19] Paula
    That surprised me, too!
[15:21] Ysley
    I suppose it would.
[15:24] Ysley
    To be honest, the first time
     I had my heart pulped
[15:27] Ysley
    and my neck broken,
    I thought I was a goner, too...
[15:35] Obami
    What's this? An earthquake?
[15:38] Ysley
    As for the third thing,
     that monster is strong.
[15:43] Ysley
    However...
[15:48] Hayato
    You think I'm gonna let that slide,
    you piece of shit?!
[15:51] Hayato
    Hope you're ready for payback a millionfold!
[15:53] Ysley
    Hayato, who has been training
    with Rin-san for 80 years,
[15:57] Ysley
    should have no problem fighting him.
[15:59] Hayato
    Eat this!
[16:10] Hayato
    Hey.
[16:13] Hayato
    You left your body wide open,
     you beefy dumbass!
[16:27] Ysley
    Nice! Get him, Hayato!
[16:36] Obami
    He's nothing like the one in glasses.
[16:38] Obami
    This doesn't look good...
[17:04] Hayato
    Okay! On your feet, big boy!
[17:07] Hayato
    This time, I'm blowing your head clean off—
[17:13] Hayato
    What? Is he dead?
[17:22] Ysley
    He is dead...
[17:24] Ysley
    Immediate death following destructive
    organ trauma is a trait of organisms.
[17:29] Ysley
    Meaning demons are closer
    to living creatures than us Idaten...
[17:37] Obami
    I wasn't able to retrieve Gyudo-kun,
[17:40] Obami
    but I've obtained data that more
    than makes up for that loss.
[17:44] Obami
    Now, you'll have to excuse
    me as I make my exit.
[17:46] Obami
    Farewell to you, new generation of Idaten!
[17:52] Ysley
    That's...
[17:53] Ysley
    the new high-speed VTOL fighter jet
[17:55] Ysley
    that can maintain a cruising speed of Mach 2!
[17:59] Ysley
    Although, that said...
[18:02] Obami
    Wh-What... What was that?
[18:04] Hayato
    Yo.
[18:04] Obami
    Yo, what?!
[18:06] Ysley
    It can't escape Hayato.
[18:09] Hayato
    All right, Gramps, quit panicking.
[18:12] Hayato
    Let's land this thing and have a little chat.
[18:15] Hayato
    Here we go...
[18:16] Obami
    S-Stop! Don't do anything drastic!
[18:25] Hayato
    Wait, humans die from falls, right?
[18:29] Hayato
    Did I do that wrong?
[18:33] Hayato
    Hey, Gramps?
[18:35] Hayato
    You still alive?
[18:42] Paula
    Say, Ysley, how long are you
    going to study that dead monster?
[18:48] Paula
    Huh? Ysley?
[18:50] Paula
    The monster's body is gone, too...
[18:53] Ysley
    Yes, that's right. A dead monster specimen.
[18:56] Ysley
    Retrieve it as quickly as possible, please.
[18:59] Ysley
    It's near where we first found it.
[19:01] Ysley
    I'll send the specific
    coordinates in a moment.
[19:05] Ysley
    Listen, you need to hurry.
[19:07] Ysley
    Don't let Zoble get it first.
[19:12] Obami
    Damn you, boy...
[19:15] Obami
    I can't believe you wrecked it!
[19:17] Obami
    Do you realize how much of a pain
     it is to fix these bodies?!
[19:20] Obami
    You doof! Dunce! Dumb-dumb!
    Stupid, stupid stupidhead!
[19:21] Hayato
    So you're a robot, Gramps?
[19:24] Hayato
    Man, Ysley is gonna have a lot
    of fun taking you apart.
[19:25] Obami
    Big old stupid stupidhead!
[19:30] Obami
    You think this is a game, boy?!
[19:32] Obami
    Try this on for size! The device all men
    dream about making use of...
[19:33] Sign
    Self-Destruct
[19:35] Obami
    A self-destruct switch!
[19:37] Obami
    And a-boop!
[19:43] Hayato
    Damn, guess he's a goner...
[20:04] Troop A
    Well, we're in for a treat.
[20:07] Troop B
    She sure doesn't look like an old lady...
[20:10] Gill
    What are you men thinking?!
[20:12] Gill
    You must realize God will not
    forgive this kind of pillaging!
[20:17] Gill
    When the world was on the
    verge of destruction,
[20:21] Gill
    God the creator descended from Heaven
[20:23] Gill
    and brought salvation to
    the world and its people!
[20:26] Gill
    What you're doing is blasphemy
    in the eyes of our merciful—
[20:35] Troop A
    God? What's that?
[20:37] Troop C
    Tissues work better than
    blessings for sneezes!
[20:39] Troop B
    They've got other uses, too...
[20:42] Troop A
    Well, God, we're gonna help ourselves.
[20:44] Gill
    O Lord...
[21:13] Gill
    Dear Lord, please...
[21:17] Gill
    Please... grant us salvation...
[21:22] Gill
    God!

Season 1

E2 - The Black South

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[00:12] Paula
    Training with Rin-san, huh?
[00:15] Paula
    What's she like anyway?
[00:17] Ys
    She drew out Hayato and Prontea,
    and taught them how to fight.
SIGN    #2 The Black South
[00:22] Ys
    She's also a survivor of the Idaten who
    battled the demons 800 years ago.
[00:26] Ys
    The only living being to truly understand
     the demonic involvement of the past.
[00:29] Ys
    She's the strongest Idaten
     in current existence.
[00:32] Ys
    If we're going to learn how to fight,
    she's the best person to turn to.
[00:36] Ys
    Plus, at the moment, it's dangerous to be
    apart from either her or Hayato.
[00:41] Ys
    According to Hayato,
    that doctor was a robot...
[00:44] Ys
    We can assume whoever was controlling it
[00:46] Ys
    is now in possession of all the data
    it collected during our battle.
[00:50] Ys
    Suppose they have a minion even more
    powerful than that demonic beast,
[00:53] Ys
    and it were to attack.
[00:55] Ys
    We'd be done for.
[00:56] Ys
    If we stick with Hayato and Rin-san
    under the premise of training,
[00:59] Ys
    we can probably avoid getting done in.
[01:01] Paula
    Probably?
[01:02] Ys
    Well, the plan doesn't preclude the
    possibly of getting killed by Rin-san...
[01:08] Ys
    To be honest, I'm not thrilled about this.
[01:12] Ys
    I used to train alongside Hayato,
[01:14] Paula
    At the time, I thought to myself,
    "What's the big deal?"
[01:14] Ys
    and as embarrassing as it is to admit,
[01:16] Ys
    it was so harsh that
     I turned tail after three months.
[01:17] Paula
    "Why is Ysley exaggerating so much?"
[01:19] Ys
    I haven't seen Rin-san since.
[01:27] Hayato
    Time to die, you old—
[01:57] Ys
    Just as brutal as I remember.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[03:37] Rin
    What... What was that?! You call that training?
     It looked like a beating!
[03:42] Ys
    Well, er, theoretically.
    It's the proper way to train an Idaten, but...
[03:49] Ys
    The problem is that Rin-san
    doesn't understand the theory.
[03:51] Ys
    She's just doing what she wants.
[03:53] Ys
    And that's terrifying!
[03:55] Paula
    Come on, Ysley. Wouldn't it be safer
    to go learn from Prontea-san?
[04:02] Paula
    She vanished!
[04:06] Rin
    Well, well... We meet again, Ysley.
[04:10] Rin
    It's been, what, fifty years?
    And you have the nerve to show up now?
[04:16] Paula
    What's with this unbelievable bloodlust?!
[04:19] Ysley
    Shit. She's even angrier than I anticipated.
[04:24] Ysley
    The wrong answer here means death,
[04:26] Ysley
    and no excuse will be enough
    to make a difference.
[04:29] Ysley
    That being the case...
[04:31] Ysley
    I have only one option!
[04:34] Ysley
    Rin-san!
[04:37] Ysley
    I can't deny that I ran
    from your training once before,
[04:39] Ysley
    and I know how presumptuous
    it may seem after all this time,
[04:42] Ysley
    but please teach me how to fight again!
[04:44] Narrator
    Ysley took the direct approach.
[04:44] Sign
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    E
    C
    T
[04:46] Narrator
    He straightforwardly, without pretense,
    asked for what he wanted,
[04:47] Sign
    D
    I
    R
    E
    C
    T
[04:51] Narrator
    which effectively served
    to mask his true intentions.
[04:51] Sign
    True Intentions
[04:53] Sign
    Mask
[04:57] Narrator
    And it was super effective.
[05:00] Narrator
    To Rin, who was driven by her
    sense of duty to fight demons,
[05:03] Narrator
    an Idaten who shirked his training
    in order to learn in the human world
[05:07] Narrator
    was essentially the same as a shut-in
    who did nothing but play porn games all day.
[05:11] Narrator
    But when Ysley spoke, it was as if
[05:14] Narrator
    that sort of fail-son suddenly
    put on a business suit...
[05:18] Ys
    I'm so sorry for everything
    I put you through!
[05:20] Ys
    Starting today, I'm going to turn
    over a new leaf and look for a job!
[05:23] Narrator
    And the degree to which this affected Rin
    was not unlike that of a mother.
[05:29] Rin
    I see, I see! So you've
    finally realized your duty!
[05:33] Rin
    Oh, Grandfather! I've never been happier!
[05:38] Rin
    Now then, Ysley, who's the girl?
[05:42] Ys
    Oh, right. This is a new Idaten...
[05:44] Paula
    My name is Paula. It's nice to meet you.
[05:47] Rin
    Really? Did you draw her out?
[05:49] Rin
    Or was it Hayato?
[05:51] Paula
    Oh, no, I was drawn out by Prontea-san.
SIGN    "Drawing Out"
[05:55] Narrator
    Idaten are naturally occurring entities.
[05:58] Narrator
    If they are left alone, they will still
    manifest within a few centuries.
[06:02] Narrator
    But with the intervention of another Idaten,
[06:04] Narrator
    they can be drawn out in an instant.
[06:08] Narrator
    Those drawn out in this fashion often take
[06:11] Narrator
    the Idaten responsible as their master.
[06:13] Narrator
    This is why Rin,
    who spends nearly all her time
[06:16] Narrator
    where the demons have been sealed,
[06:18] Narrator
    will occasionally travel
    across the world with Hayato.
[06:21] Narrator
    She means to find and draw out
    new Idaten to join her.
[06:25] Rin
    Oh, Prontea, eh?
[06:27] Rin
    That takes me back.
[06:29] Rin
    It took me 200 years to
     train him into shape.
[06:33] Rin
    Of all my students, he's the only one
    I'd say can stand on his own two feet.
[06:38] Rin
    So, are you here to train, as well?
[06:41] Paula
    I still regret it to this day.
[06:43] Paula
    Well, that's what I was thinking of.
[06:46] Paula
    Why didn't I just say no
    and run away back then?
[06:52] Rin
    Very well.
[06:56] Rin
    Come at me, then.
[06:58] Paula
    What? Already?
[06:59] Paula
    Well, since we're just getting started,
    I should probably take it easy—
[07:10] Ys
    Rest in peace.
[07:17] Rin
    Well, she's certainly fragile.
[07:20] Rin
    What in the world did Prontea teach her?
[07:23] Ys
    Probably nothing in terms of combat...
[07:26] Rin
    Well then, Ysley, let's see what you've got.
[07:30] Ys
    C-Certainly.
    Pleasure to be working with you...
[07:41] Ys
    You still alive, Paula?
[07:45] Ys
    Can't talk, huh?
    Probably a punctured lung, I'd wager.
[07:52] Hayato
    I can't believe the dumb old bitch
    just chucked me like that!
[07:56] Hayato
    My face still smarts.
[07:59] Hayato
    Hey, it's Ysley and Paula.
    What brings you guys around?
[08:02] Hayato
    Finally decide to start training?
[08:05] Hayato
    Oh, damn, is Paula almost dead?
[08:09] Rin
    She won't be able to move
    for three days, I'd say.
[08:12] Hayato
    You never hold back, do you?
[08:14] Hayato
    Well, don't sweat it.
[08:16] Hayato
    You get your organs mashed up enough,
    you stop worrying about it eventually.
[08:23] Rin
    Okay, Hayato, we're sparring again.
[08:26] Hayato
    What, already?
[08:31] Rin
    Ysley, you're up again in two hours.
[08:36] Ys
    I hadn't abandoned my training
    with her previously just because it was harsh.
[08:42] Ys
    I couldn't accept that this daily routine
[08:45] Ys
    would amount to any real growth.
[08:50] (Flashback) Ys
    Why is it that we Idaten know our names
    at the moment of our manifestation?
[08:55] (Flashback) Rin
    Couldn't say. It's a good question, though.
[08:58] (Flashback) Ys
    How does the drawing out
    process work, anyway?
[09:01] (Flashback) Ys
    How exactly do we appear in nature?
[09:04] (Flashback) Ys
    It should be impossible for organisms
    to simply appear from nothing.
[09:08] (Flashback) Rin
    We're gods, so doesn't that explain it?
[09:12] (Flashback) Ys
    Then, as deities, why do we
    have human appearances,
[09:15] (Flashback) Ys
    manifest wearing human clothing,
[09:18] (Flashback) Ys
    and communicate with human language?
[09:21] (Flashback) Rin
    No clue.
[09:24] Ys
    I also thought talking to her
    was a waste of time.
SIGN    Zoble Military
    Front Line
[09:39] Piscalat
    We are not waging a defensive war.
[09:42] Piscalat
    We espouse no lukewarm ideology, either.
[09:44] Piscalat
    This is an invasion, plain and simple.
[09:46] Piscalat
    Now, tell me what you want!
[09:49] Soldiers
    We want to kill, ma'am!
[09:50] Soldiers
    We want to steal, ma'am!
[09:51] Soldiers
    We want to spoil, ma'am!
[09:53] Piscalat
    Who do you want to kill?
[09:54] Soldiers
    Our enemies, ma'am!
[09:56] Piscalat
    What do you want to steal?!
[09:57] Soldiers
    Their wealth, ma'am!
[09:59] Piscalat
    And what do you want to spoil?!
[10:01] Soldier
    The finest girl I can find, ma'am!
[10:02] Soldier
    Virgins, ma'am!
[10:03] Soldier
    Little girls, yeah!
[10:04] Soldier
    A housewife in front of her husband!
[10:05] Soldier
    Shotas!
[10:06] Soldier
    A beefy older gent, ma'am!
[10:07] Soldier
    Too far, dude! Unbelievable!
[10:07] Piscalat
    I respect your candor. Permission granted.
[10:13] Piscalat
    The land and resources will belong to Zoble!
[10:15] Piscalat
    Everything else is your reward.
[10:18] Piscalat
    Pillage to your heart's content, you dogs!
[10:24] Troops
    Charge!
[10:26] Messenger
    I have a report, ma'am.
[10:28] Messenger
    All C-Soldiers are to return
    to base immediately.
[10:32] Messenger
    There was an emergency
    notification from Dr. Obami.
[10:36] Piscalat
    From the De... the doctor, you say?
[10:38] Messenger
    Yes, ma'am. What shall we do?
[10:40] Messenger
    Requesting a return in the
    middle of a battle like this...
[10:43] Piscalat
    It's fine. I'll be the only one returning.
[10:46] Piscalat
    The outcome of this battle
    was a foregone conclusion.
[10:50] Piscalat
    By the way, I'd take a few
    steps back if I were you.
[10:55] Piscalat
    There's a missile headed this way.
[11:00] Piscalat
    What... General?!
[11:01] Piscalat
    General!
[11:06] Greens
    Direct hit confirmed!
[11:08] Greens
    Did we take out General Piscalat?
[11:16] Greens
    Reload immediately!
    Fire as soon as the target is—
[11:25] Piscalat
    Idiots.
[11:28] Piscalat
    Ready a jet for me.
    I leave the rest in your hands.
[11:32] Piscalat
    Take everything.
[11:34] Troops
    Ma'am! Understood!
[11:43] Rin
    All right, that should do for today.
[11:49] Hayato
    Okay...
[11:50] Hayato
    Come on, guys. Let's go hang out.
    Can you move yet?
[11:55] Sign/Spoken
    Dead...
[11:56] Sign/Spoken
    D
[11:56] Sign/Spoken
    D
[11:56] Sign/Spoken
    E
[11:56] Sign/Spoken
    A
[11:57] Paula
    Dying... Gonna die...
[12:00] Hayato
    Paula, your eyes are doing
    some kinda fish thing!
[12:04] Paula
    Ysley, is there really any
    purpose to this training?
[12:07] Paula
    Are you sure it's not just torture?
[12:09] Ys
    I wondered the same thing for a time.
[12:13] Ys
    But there is a proper logic to it,
     so rest assured.
[12:17] Hayato
    What the hell's logic
    got to do with training?
[12:20] Hayato
    You fight every day,
    you're bound to get stronger.
[12:25] Ys
    Honestly, I envy your
    simplistic outlook, Hayato.
[12:28] Ys
    Wouldn't most people
    turn to weight training instead?
[12:31] Ys
    That said, weight training
    would be pointless for Idaten.
[12:35] Ys
    Since we've got nothing to do until
    we're healed, I might as well explain...
[12:38] Hayato
    Don't care. Your explanations
    are too confusing.
[12:42] Paula
    It's okay. I'll hear you out.
[12:45] Ys
    Did you have to make it sound so pitiful?
[12:48] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:48] Ys
    We Idaten are different on a
     cellular level from all other organisms,
[12:49] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:50] Ys
    including humans.
[12:50] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:51] Ys
    Hence the unique training.
[12:51] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:52] Ys
    Consider how we can survive
    having our hearts crushed.
[12:52] ---
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:53] Ys
    Rin-san believes our
    supernatural nature explains this,
[12:53] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:54] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:54] Ys
    but demons die easily when
    their hearts are crushed.
[12:55] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:56] Ys
    See, the destruction of the heart
    stops the circulatory system,
[12:56] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:57] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:58] Ys
    halting the delivery of oxygen and nutrients.
[12:58] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:59] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[12:59] Ys
    This is where we differ from living creatures.
[13:00] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:01] Ys
    We require no nutrition
     and don't really need to breathe,
[13:01] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:02] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:03] Ys
    thus a lack of circulating
    blood is no problem.
[13:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:04] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:04] Ys
    Though we act short of breath when tired,
[13:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:05] Ys
    this is more a "habit" than anything else—
[13:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:07] Ys
    a habit of living creatures.
[13:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:07] Ys
    Our genesis lies in the
    thoughts of living creatures,
[13:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:08] Ys
    and our creation is dictated by them.
[13:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:09] Ys
    The reason we have human forms
     rather than anything else
[13:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:11] Ys
    is that humans have considerably
    more thoughts than other creatures.
[13:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:13] Ys
    The reason you specifically are able
    to speak with birds is because
[13:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:14] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:15] Ys
    you're partly composed of bird thoughts.
[13:15] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:16] Ys
    Now then,
[13:16] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:16] Ys
    what does any of this have to do
     with torturous training?
[13:17] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:18] Ys
    Hayato was actually right.
[13:18] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:19] Ys
    The more your organs are destroyed,
     the less it bothers you.
[13:19] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:20] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:20] Ys
    His body is already become
    something distinctly inhuman.
[13:21] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:22] Ys
    In exchange, he's gained something
    that living creatures do not have:
[13:22] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:23] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:23] Ys
    a metamorphosis which makes
    him more effective in combat.
[13:24] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:25] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:25] Ys
    The kind of evolution we undergo
     is tied to our own thoughts.
[13:26] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:27] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:27] Ys
    Wanting to be stronger,
    have more resilience, et cetera...
[13:28] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:29] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:30] Ys
    And the most efficient way to
    force these changes is to expose
[13:30] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:31] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:32] Ys
    the body to extreme stimuli.
[13:32] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:33] Paula
    So how long does that all take?
[13:36] Ys
    Somewhere between fifty to a hundred years.
[13:39] Paula
    Sorry. Not happening.
[13:41] Paula
    Come to think of it, why would you suddenly
    start such nuts and bolts training?
[13:48] Paula
    Did seeing a demon in person suddenly
    make you realize your responsibility?
[13:57] Ys
    Is that what it looks like, Paula?
[14:02] Paula
    That's the face he makes when he's
    got something really nasty in mind...
[14:08] Hayato
    Hey, Granny, what's that?
[14:10] Rin
    What's what?
[14:11] Hayato
    You've got something on your clothes.
[14:13] Hayato
    Some tiny metal thing.
[14:16] Rin
    What is this?
[14:18] Hayato
    Some kinda machine, maybe?
[14:20] Hayato
    What's it doing on you, though?
[14:23] Rin
    I have no idea.
[14:24] Hayato
    C'mon, what'd you have to break it for?
    Ysley might've been able to figure it out.
[14:29] Rin
    Doesn't matter. Once it's broken,
    it's not anything anymore, is it?
[14:34] Hayato
    Yeah, guess not.
[14:36] Narrator
    Oh, but it was.
[14:45] Headline sign
    Gend Autonomous Zone Invaded and Occupied by Zoble Forces
[14:46] Ys
    Paula, remember how I told you we're born
    from the thoughts of living creatures?
[14:52] Ys
    The thing is, thoughts alone
    don't make us manifest.
[14:56] Ys
    It takes an additional element...
[14:59] Ys
    A desire for salvation.
[15:05] Mom
    It's okay. Don't be scared.
[15:09] Grandma
    Dear God...
[15:14] Father
    Please, God...
[15:21] Gill
    Please... grant us salvation...
[15:25] Gill
    God!
[15:30] Paula
    That doesn't make any sense, though.
[15:32] Paula
    You said human desire for salvation
    is what makes Idaten appear,
[15:36] Paula
    but we don't help humans at all.
[15:39] Ys
    That's not so strange. It's other humans
    who make humans suffer in war, right?
[15:45] Ys
    What sense would it make
    to fight humans to save humans?
[15:50] Paula
    I guess you're right...
[15:51] Ys
    Two human nations fight,
    and one is destroyed...
[15:55] Ys
    The victor grows in its place,
    so it's not a problem.
[15:59] Ys
    It's not as if the humans care about how
    the composition of a forest might change
[16:02] Ys
    as long as there are still plants there.
[16:04] Ys
    And if an invasive species wipes
    out the native wildlife of a lake,
[16:08] Ys
    they'd just think of it
    as a good fishing spot.
[16:10] Ys
    This is all to say that,
    while we're in a different position,
[16:13] Ys
    our thought process isn't
    so different from the humans'.
[16:18] Ys
    Still, there's a condition under which
    we will fight to protect them.
[16:21] Ys
    Consider the demons...
[16:23] ---
    For example, say you happened upon that Gyudo
    monster attacking some humans.
[16:29] ---
    If you were as powerful as Rin-san,
     what would you do?
[16:32] Paula
    I think I'd get rid of him.
[16:34] Ys
    Yet why would you help humans
    that you normally just ignore?
[16:39] Paula
    Huh, that's a good question...
     I wonder.
[16:41] Paula
    I guess because I'd feel
     compelled to fight the monster?
[16:45] Ys
    Wrong. It's because if you do nothing,
    the humans would be wiped out.
[16:49] Ys
    Humans are similar. If a forest they
    normally don't care about catches on fire,
[16:53] Ys
    they'll make an effort to put it out.
[16:55] Ys
    But right now, mankind is distinctly
    not on the brink of destruction.
[16:59] Ys
    They're prosperous enough
[17:00] Ys
    to kill one another for simple
    self-interest, of all things.
[17:04] Ys
    And as humans engage in pointless
    wars to amuse themselves,
[17:08] Ys
    the collective thoughts of those
     caught in the crossfire
[17:11] Ys
    is what calls us forth... to do nothing.
[17:14] Ys
    Thus we do nothing.
[17:16] Ys
    I suppose you could say we're a generation
    of Idaten deities who only know peace.
[17:27] Gill
    Is there no God after all?
[17:31] Ys
    Still, there's something I don't understand.
     What purpose do the demons serve?
[17:36] Ys
    Did you know, Paula?
[17:38] Ys
    If left uncontested,
    they'd continue to predate and destroy
[17:42] Ys
    until the world was completely barren
[17:45] Ys
    and they ultimately died from starvation.
[17:49] Ys
    It doesn't make any sense.
[17:51] Ys
    If there are any intelligent
    demons out there...
[17:58] Ys
    I would love to ask what they want.
[18:01] Nickel
    Hey! Pi-chan, Pi-chan!
[18:04] Nickel
    Long time no see!
    You been doin' good, yeah?
[18:08] Nickel
    It's been a few years since
    I last saw you, right? Right?!
[18:11] Piscala
    The way she talks is still annoying.
[18:14] Piscala
    Nickel!
[18:15] Piscala
    You need to show more respect
    to a superior officer!
[18:21] Nickel
    Come to think of it, you're right!
[18:23] Nickel
    I need'st be formal with my manner
    of speech, do I not, General Piscalat?!
[18:29] Troop
    How'd she survive a fall from that height?
[18:31] Nickel
    Putting that aside, this meeting
    should be of incredible import!
[18:36] Nickel
    I dare say we're in for the first
    meeting of substance in quite some time!
[18:43] Biarov
    Your Majesty,
SIGN    Prime Minister of the Zoble Empire
    Biarov
[18:45] Biarov
    why am I not a part of this meeting?
[18:48] Takeshita
    Because it has nothing to do with you.
SIGN    Emperor of the Zoble Empire
    Takeshita
SIGN    Empress
    Brandy
[18:51] Brandy
    That's right. Your job is running
    the government, isn't it?
[18:54] Brandy
    Just focus on policy and diplomacy.
[18:57] Biarov
    What the hell kind of diplomacy could a
    war-mongering nation like this manage?
[19:00] Biarov
    As you wish, ma'am.
[19:05] Nickel
    Hey there, Your Majesty the Emperor!
[19:07] Nickel
    You're looking as miserable as ever!
[19:11] Nickel
    We'll be waiting in the
     meeting room! Bye-bye!
[19:15] Nickel
    I must say, formal language is most tiring,
     don't you think, General Piscalat?!
[19:19] Piscala
    You're not even pulling it off.
[19:21] Brandy
    Nickel certainly seems to be in high spirits.
[19:24] Brandy
    We should get going ourselves.
[19:26] Takeshita
    Yes, I suppose we should.
[19:29] Biarov
    This meeting was called by Obami,
    head of weapons development...
[19:33] Biarov
    What is that madman's game now?
[19:36] Biarov
    Kagekiki.
[19:37] Kage
    Sir?
[19:38] Biarov
    I want you to look into this.
[19:41] Kage
    By your command.
[19:43] Sign
    Meeting Room
SIGN    Commander of the Zoble Imperial Navy
    Neput
SIGN    Child Soldier
    Cory
SIGN    Zoble Army Defense Force Soldier
    G-Thirteen
SIGN    The Lively Chief Clerk
    of Childcare Support
    Barcode
SIGN    Star Midwife
    Umeyo
SIGN    Animal Trainer
    Miku
SIGN    And everybody else
[19:54] Nickel
    Is that everyone?
[19:55] Takeshita
    The doctor's not here yet.
SIGN    PM Biarov's Personal Agent
    Kagekiki the Ninja
[19:58] Kage
    What a bizarre assemblage...
[20:01] Kage
    What do they mean to discuss?
[20:05] Obami
    Sorry about the delay, folks.
SIGN    Head of Weapons Development
    Doctor Obami
[20:09] Obami
    Let's get this meeting underway.
[20:17] Piscalat
    What happened to you...?
[20:19] Obami
    Shut it! My usual body got
    wrecked by that Idaten brat!
[20:24] Kage
    His "usual body"? It was wrecked?
[20:27] Kage
    And what exactly is an Idaten?
[20:29] Obami
    Granted, that's part of why
    we're having this meeting.
[20:33] Obami
    First, let's start with...
[20:35] Nickel
    Oh, can I take care of one thing first?
[20:38] Obami
    What is it, Nickel?
[20:47] Nickel
    Would you look at that!
    If isn't Kagekiki-kun!
[20:50] Nickel
    Look, I understand being curious...
[20:53] Nickel
    But eavesdropping is just rude!
[20:59] Nickel
    Oh, sorry about that, Take-kun.
[21:01] Takeshita
    Try to be more careful.
[21:05] Brandy
    Now, we're ready when you are...
[21:07] Brandy
    O great Demon Lord who granted
    us human forms and intelligence.
[21:13] Obami
    All right, let's start by reviewing
    the footage of the Idaten.

Season 1

E3 - Whirlwind

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[00:07] Sign
    800 years ago
[00:18] (Flashback) Rin
    No!
[00:20] (Flashback) Rin
    Save me, Grandfather!
[00:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
    There's no need for tears, Rin.
     The demons are gone.
[00:37] (Flashback) Rin
    That's not it, Grandfather!
[00:40] (Flashback) Rin
    I'm frustrated because I'm powerless
    and always need to be protected!
[00:43] (Flashback) Rin
    I just can't stand it!
[00:48] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Of all the things to cry over...
[00:50] (Flashback) Grandpa
    For now, let us protect you while
    you gain experience for yourself.
[00:54] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That's nothing to be ashamed of.
[00:57] (Flashback) Grandpa
    But never forget...
[00:59] (Flashback) Grandpa
    We will be gone one day,
    and when new Idaten are born,
[01:05] (Flashback) Grandpa
    it will be you who must protect them.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:53] Obami
    Now then, that about demonstrates
    the kind of strength we're dealing with.
[02:57] Obami
    Impressions?
SIGN    #3
    Whirlwind
[02:59] Piscalat
    I was hoping they wouldn't
    be worth the consideration...
[03:03] Piscalat
    But they're potentially more dangerous
    than I initially thought.
[03:07] Cory
    What gives, Piscalat-neechan?
[03:09] Cory
    Even I could beat those guys.
[03:11] Neput
    Damn it, Cory, I told you
    not to bring fish in here!
[03:15] Neput
    That aside, I agree with him.
[03:17] Neput
    Are we running around hiding in human form
    because we're scared of these worms?!
[03:22] Neput
    It's asinine! We should get to work
    on demolishing the world straight away!
[03:26] Nickel
    Hey, Neput, would you pipe down for a second?
[03:29] Nickel
    Otherwise I'll kill you.
[03:31] Neput
    R-Right, sorry.
[03:34] Obami
    Now, I understand where both
    of you are coming from.
[03:37] Obami
    Let me break this down for all of you.
[03:40] Obami
    First, raise your hand if you
    think you can defeat these two.
[03:46] Obami
    That's almost everyone.
[03:48] Obami
    Now how about this brat?
[03:53] Obami
    Okay, suppose that there are several
    of them as strong as this boy here...
[03:59] Obami
    in addition to their master,
    who is orders of magnitude stronger?
[04:07] Obami
    Nickel and Brandy...
[04:09] Obami
    You two are likely the only ones
     up to the challenge.
[04:12] Obami
    Umeyo, Miku, Barcode...
[04:15] Obami
    How do the current demon
    and human populations fare numbers-wise?
[04:18] Barcode
    There are currently 364 demons, with our
    human troops numbering 80 million.
[04:25] Barcode
    The general population stands at 220 million.
[04:28] Miku
    The human population
    is growing nice and steady!
[04:31] Miku
    We've got all the potential
    laborers we could need.
[04:33] Umeyo
    The real problem here is the demons.
[04:37] Umeyo
    How are there only 364 after a hundred years?
[04:40] Umeyo
    You're young! Would it kill you
    to pump out a few yourself?
[04:45] Obami
    Well, this is all secondary. The main issue
    is we can no longer simply remain hidden.
[04:51] Obami
    They are now aware of our existence.
[04:55] Brandy
    So should we strike immediately?
[04:58] Obami
    Exactly!
[04:59] Obami
    Amidst my encounter and self-destruct,
    I placed a transmitter on the boy.
[05:05] Paula
    A transmitter?
[05:06] Ysley
    Yes.
[05:08] Ysley
    It was stuck to Hayato when he
    came back from chasing the doctor.
[05:12] Obami
    The impact may have damaged it, however,
[05:14] Obami
    as the audio signal yielded dead air.
[05:17] Obami
    Nevertheless, it pinged
    from the same location for a week
[05:21] Obami
    until its tracking signal also
    abruptly cut off the other day.
[05:24] Ysley
    I removed its audio hardware
    and discreetly placed it on Rin-san,
[05:30] Ysley
    but I noticed it was gone the other day.
    And I'm sure the enemy has, as well.
[05:34] Ysley
    They'll dispatch someone
    to this location in short order.
[05:38] Obami
    We have no way of knowing what other
    comrades they may have! As such...
[05:42] Obami
    we're going to play our strongest card.
[05:46] Ysley
    I'm positive that whoever they send
    will be able to defeat Hayato.
[05:53] Ysley
    Rin-san won't budge from the sealing ground.
[05:57] Ysley
    In other words, the enemy
     will have to deal with her.
[06:00] Rin
    Ysley, Paula. It's time to train.
[06:04] Ysley
    R-Right!
[06:07] Ysley
    Well, let's go...
[06:08] Paula
    Hey, wait, Ysley!
[06:11] Paula
    Doesn't this mean we'll be forcing
    Rin-san to fight the enemy by herself?
[06:15] Paula
    What if she loses?
[06:17] Ysley
    Has she, at any point in the last week,
    given you the impression that she'd lose?
[06:22] Paula
    Well, no, but...
[06:25] Ysley
    Besides, Paula, if the enemy we're dealing
    with has the means to defeat Rin-san...
[06:31] Ysley
    Then we never stood
    a chance in the first place.
[06:34] Obami
    Therefore you'll be the one
     seeing to this matter,
[06:37] Obami
    Nickel.
[06:38] Nickel
    'Kay!
[06:40] Hayato
    You nasty, raggedy, dried up,
    nasty, dusty, crusty, old bat!
[06:57] Rin
    From underground?
[07:01] Rin
    A little too predictable, Haya...
[07:03] ---
    Paula?
[07:04] Hayato
    Over here, Granny!
[07:09] Hayato
    How's that, you damned fossil?
[07:12] Rin
    Well, that's the first hit someone's
    landed an attack on me in 200 years.
[07:22] Rin
    Now, Ysley, are you all out of tricks?
[07:28] Hayato
    Damn it all...
[07:30] Hayato
    If I finally manage to hit her
[07:32] Hayato
    but she doesn't even feel it,
    then I'm seriously out of my league...
[07:42] Nickel
    Okay, I'm heading down!
[07:49] Paula
    What's going on?
[07:57] Nickel
    Only four of you in all? What a shame!
[08:05] Paula
    Wh-Who is this person?
[08:07] Paula
    A human? But this feeling...
[08:08] Nickel
    Oh, she ran!
[08:12] Paula
    It's like a giant demon... in human form.
[08:15] Hayato
    Hey, who the hell are you?
[08:18] Hayato
    From your outfit, I'm guessing
    you're with that old coot.
[08:20] Hayato
    What exactly does a human
    think they're doing—
[08:26] Nickel
    That's one!
[08:28] Hayato
    S-Son of a bitch...
[08:30] Hayato
    What the hell was that for?!
[08:33] Nickel
    Huh...
[08:35] Nickel
    Oh, right, I forgot all about this!
[08:37] Nickel
    That's not enough to kill you.
[08:40] Nickel
    I guess I get to experiment
    and see how much it takes!
[08:52] Hayato
    Screw you!
[08:59] Nickel
    Now, how much of a mess do I have to make
    of your insides for you to stay dead?
[09:08] Nickel
    Hey, maybe this'll be easier than I thought.
[09:18] Rin
    You're an odd one for a human.
[09:20] Rin
    I'll be taking over from here.
[09:28] Nickel
    I see! You must be the leader.
[09:31] Hayato
    Hold up, Granny...
[09:33] Hayato
    Mind your own damn business!
[09:35] Hayato
    I'm gonna murder this—
[09:40] Rin
    Ysley, take Hayato and Paula and get clear.
[09:43] Ysley
    Right.
[09:46] Ysley
    Damn...
[09:49] Ysley
    Please be careful, Rin-san.
    That's no human. It's a demon!
[09:54] Rin
    What?
[09:56] Nickel
    You should really pay attention!
[10:02] Rin
    With your arms extended so far out...
[10:04] Rin
    doesn't that make responding
    quickly more difficult?
[10:19] Nickel
    Sh-She's fast! Fighting at that distance
    is out of the question!
[10:22] Nickel
    In that case...
[10:27] Rin
    Gross.
[10:28] Nickel
    Get smashed!
[10:51] Nickel
    I-I've had...
[10:56] Nickel
    about enough!
[11:06] Nickel
    But now you can't use your hands!
    Will your legs be enough to keep...
[11:11] Nickel
    H-
[11:13] Nickel
    Huh?!
[11:15] Nickel
    How'd she recover already?!
[11:23] Ysley
    Remarkable!
[11:25] Ysley
    A decent match for Rin-san?
[11:28] Paula
    Ysley, why are we stopping here?
[11:31] Paula
    Let's get farther away!
[11:33] Ysley
    No. We have to stay
    where Rin-san's can see us.
[11:37] Ysley
    Any farther away is dangerous.
[11:43] G-13
    Four-eyes has got a good
    head on his shoulders.
[11:47] G-13
    If I take a pot shot at this range
    and they peg my position,
[11:50] G-13
    they'll flee.
[11:52] G-13
    Never thought I'd see anyone put up
    a decent fight against Nickel, though...
[12:19] Nickel
    So having your neck skewered
    doesn't kill you, either...
[12:22] Nickel
    I'm kinda getting sick of this, seriously!
[12:25] Nickel
    I guess this is why Pi-chan was
    worried about fighting you guys.
[12:30] Rin
    Hold on. I have one question.
[12:35] Rin
    Just what are you, exactly?
[12:41] Nickel
    I'm not entirely sure what you're asking...
[12:44] Nickel
    But I'm a demon. Do I look
    like a human or something?
[12:49] Rin
    Indeed you do.
[12:52] Rin
    I saw all manner of demons 800 years ago,
[12:56] Rin
    but none of them were intelligent
    enough to communicate,
[13:00] Rin
    and there were certainly none who looked
[13:03] Rin
    as human as you do.
[13:08] Ysley
    So, normally, demons have the appearance
    and intelligence of that monster we saw?
[13:13] Ysley
    That must mean the doctor is...
[13:17] Nickel
    We were granted human intelligence and forms!
[13:21] Nickel
    Surely even you've heard of him, yeah?
[13:23] Nickel
    Our great Demon Lord and leader,
     His Amazingness, Over-M!
[13:28] Ysley
    I thought as much. Did he pick "Over-M"
    because it vaguely sounds like "Obami"?
[13:32] Ysley
    And did he really need to throw in
     the "Demon Lord" title?
[13:35] Ysley
    There's a palpable lack of thought
    in his naming choices.
[13:38] Paula
    Wait, when did you put
    the transmitter on her?
[13:40] Ysley
    Earlier.
[13:41] Ysley
    More importantly, I think I understand
    a bit more about who we're dealing with.
[13:45] Ysley
    I'd wager he's actually a mere human.
[13:47] Ysley
    A Demon Lord? I doubt it.
[13:49] Ysley
    He probably just implanted false memories
    to make the demons easier to control.
[13:53] Ysley
    Which is why, if I'm right, the
    next thing Rin-san says will be...
[13:57] Both
    Who is that?
[13:58] Rin
    Never heard of him.
[14:05] Rin
    Well, the specifics may elude me,
     but you're not human, right?
[14:12] Rin
    And if you're just a demon,
    I'll eliminate you right now.
[14:15] Nickel
    She pulled a sword from her hand?
[14:18] Nickel
    There's just too much here that I don't get!
[14:22] G13
    A human-made sword shouldn't
    even put a scratch on Nickel...
[14:27] G13
    But that thing might be bad news!
[14:30] Paula
    Huh?! What is that?!
    Where'd she get that sword from?!
[14:33] Ysley
    It's like my glasses and clothes.
[14:36] Ysley
    You can change your own clothing
    at will, can't you, Paula?
[14:38] Paula
    Yeah.
[14:39] Ysley
    Still, weaponry would have to be
[14:42] Ysley
    a fundamental part of your lifestyle...
[14:44] Ysley
    in order to conjure up something like that.
[14:49] Nickel
    I'd like to see you eliminate me, lady!
[14:53] Nickel
    I said that, but she's bound
    to lop off a few of my arms.
[14:58] Nickel
    It's a sacrifice I'll have to make.
[15:01] Nickel
    And in exchange, I'll attack with
    my full strength using my tail.
[15:10] Nickel
    After that, I won't give you
    a chance to regenerate!
[15:14] Nickel
    I'll tear you to shreds in an instant!
[15:23] Rin
    It seems you and your so-called Demon Lord
     doesn't know a thing about us Idaten.
[15:31] Rin
    You thought one of you would be enough?
[15:34] Rin
    Because I've never seen
    any demon capable of defeating
[15:39] Rin
    a fully-trained Idaten solo.
[15:41] Nickel
    Wh-What...?
[15:44] Nickel
    I can't move...
[15:47] Rin
    It's over, Ysley, Paula. You can come back.
[15:57] Ysley
    What is this?
[15:59] Ysley
    Some sort of paralysis or sealing technique?
[16:01] Rin
    Induced paralysis? Grandfather
    did have a technique like that...
[16:06] Rin
    It's beyond me, though.
[16:08] Nickel
    Don't screw with me! Then what did you do?
[16:10] Nickel
    Why can't I move my body?!
[16:13] Rin
    That's only natural...
[16:19] Rin
    Your head's not connected to it.
[16:26] Narr
    Eight hundred years ago,
    the demon threat was eliminated,
[16:30] Narr
    ushering in a long age of peace.
[16:33] Narr
    In that peaceful world,
    Rin was the last remaining Idaten.
[16:37] Narr
    Yet her heart was consumed
    by overwhelming fear...
[16:43] Rin
    I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
[16:46] Rin
    Why? What is there to fear?
    Grandfather's seal is perfect!
[16:50] Rin
    The demons should be gone for good!
[16:52] Rin
    But what if it's broken?
    What if there are surviving demons?
[16:55] Rin
    Grandfather and the others are gone!
    There's no one left to protect me!
[17:00] Rin
    I'm all alone...
[17:03] Rin
    And I'm defenseless!
[17:08] Narr
    For a long time after that,
    Rin spent her days cowering in fear.
[17:15] Narr
    As flora spread and fauna populated,
[17:18] Narr
    she finally came to realize
     that the demons were truly gone.
[17:22] Narr
    Thus she began to take action.
[17:24] Narr
    This was fifty years after the sealing.
[17:28] Narr
    What Rin sought in the peaceful age...
[17:31] Narr
    was power.
[17:34] Narr
    Overwhelming combat ability.
[17:36] Narr
    She had no idea exactly how strong
    she would need to become,
[17:39] Narr
    but over the course of 350 years,
[17:41] Narr
    she thoroughly tempered her body
    as if to purge her fears,
[17:45] Narr
    growing ever stronger.
[17:47] Narr
    In another 200 years' time,
    Rin was entirely free of fear.
[17:54] Narr
    When Prontea, the first Idaten
     born in the age of peace,
[17:57] Narr
    completed his training under her...
[18:00] Narr
    That was the day Rin finally felt at peace.
[18:03] Narr
    And for the first time in
    six centuries, she smiled.
[18:14] G13
    Wh-What?
[18:17] G13
    I-Impossible!
[18:18] Piscalat
    What is it, G-Thirteen?
[18:20] Piscalat
    How's the battle shaping up?
    Is Nickel struggling?
[18:24] G13
    Piscalat!
[18:24] G13
    It's way worse than that!
[18:27] G13
    Nickel just lost in the blink of an eye!
[18:29] G13
    Right now, we don't stand a chance against—
[18:33] Rin
    Did you think I hadn't noticed you?
[18:41] Piscalat
    Shit, shit, shit!
    What the hell do we do now?!
[18:44] Piscalat
    S-So, Brandy... you wanna go next?
[18:47] Brandy
    What— If Nickel got beat that easily,
     I won't win, either!
[18:51] Piscalat
    Aren't you always talking about
    how much stronger you are?!
[18:55] Brandy
    I-I realize that, but...
[18:57] Brandy
    I suppose you could say
    that I was just being competitive...
[18:57] Takemitsu
    We'll simply have to inform the Demon Lord...
[19:02] Ysley
    I suspect I'm looking at one the
    strongest cards the demons had to play.
[19:07] Ysley
    Which means, as things currently stand...
[19:09] Ysley
    Rin-san is unbeatable.
[19:15] Paula
    Are you awake, Hayato?
[19:17] Hayato
    Y-Yeah...
[19:19] Ysley
    But if they have power like this and
    and
haven't taken over the world...
[19:23] Ysley
    then they're just using the Zoble Empire
    as a means to stay hidden.
[19:28] Ysley
    I see. Just like Prontea-san and myself.
[19:35] Rin
    Just the two of them, huh?
[19:37] Rin
    Intelligent demons, though...
[19:41] Rin
    Come to think of it, there was mention of...
[19:44] Rin
    Demon Lord Over-M, I think it was?
[19:48] Rin
    Didn't Grandfather—
[19:57] Rin
    What's all the fuss?
[19:58] Hayato
    Granny! We need to train right now!
[20:01] Hayato
    I won't stand for an ass-kicking
    from anyone other than y—
[20:05] Hayato
    Ooh!
[20:08] Rin
    You can take a nap until you
    finish regenerating, fool.
[20:13] Rin
    Paula, where did Ysley skitter off to?
[20:16] Paula
    Oh, huh? Now that you
    mention it, I don't see him...
[20:20] Researcher
    Ysley-sama, we've recovered the monster
[20:24] Researcher
    and are ready to begin our study.
[20:26] Researcher
    We're already analyzing the sample in detail.
[20:29] Ysley
    I see.
[20:31] Ysley
    Keep up the good work.
[20:34] Ysley
    I'll have another sample for you shortly.
[20:36] Researcher
    The professor had budgetary—
[20:38] Ysley
    Money is no object this time around.
[20:40] Ysley
    Spend however many billions you need.
[20:42] Ysley
    You can arrange for additional
    facilities if need be.
[20:45] Ysley
    But in exchange, I expect tangible results.
[20:47] Ysley
    Now, next is...
[20:50] Ysley
    Hey there, Prontea-san!
[20:51] Prontea
    Hey, Ysley-kun! It's been ages!
[20:54] Prontea
    What have you been up to?
    Is Paula doing well?
[20:57] Prontea
    Does she still like to frolic in nature?
[21:00] Prontea
    By the way, that Idaten theory you proposed
    has turned out to be incredible!
[21:05] Prontea
    I can actually do things
    that seem like magic now.
[21:08] Ysley
    I knew you could, Prontea-san.
[21:11] Ysley
    I'll be coming to see you soon.
[21:14] Ysley
    Maybe as soon as today.
[21:17] Obami
    So Nickel was taken down
    without much struggle...
[21:20] Obami
    What shall we do now?

Season 1

E4 - Yellow Sparrow

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[00:09] Piscalat
    There were four Idaten present
    at the scene of the battle,
[00:12] Piscalat
    one of which we had no data on
    and was exceptionally strong.
[00:17] Piscalat
    She's also apparently a survivor
     from 800 years ago...
[00:20] Obami
    From before the demons were wiped out.
[00:23] Obami
    I never would've guessed
    one of them was still alive.
[00:26] Obami
    Is Nickel's transmitter still functioning?
    It was surgically implanted.
[00:32] Piscalat
    The audio feed went dead not long
    after G-Thirteen was eliminated.
[00:35] Piscalat
    I have to imagine someone noticed
    and intentionally disabled it.
[00:40] Ysley
    You can implant it internally
    to keep it hidden,
[00:42] Ysley
    but you can't expect me to miss
    the actual signal coming out of it.
[00:47] Obami
    That means they knew all
    about the first transmitter
[00:50] Obami
    and left it partially functional
    in order to gauge our response!
[00:56] Rank and File
    W-Wait, isn't this bad news?
[00:58] Rank and File
    If they attack us now...
[01:00] Rank and File
    B-B-Brandy-san, we're counting on you!
[01:03] Brandy
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
     I telling you I can win, either! No way!
[01:06] Brandy
    I think I still have a lot
    of growing to do, y'know?
[01:09] Brandy
    Let's keep our expectations
    in check, shall we?
[01:11] Miku
    Oh, my! Are we all going to be slaughtered?
[01:16] Miku
    Oh, I've always wondered what it'd
    be like to be on the receiving end...
[01:16] Sign
    Throb
[01:16] Sign
    Throb
[01:16] Sign
    Throb
[01:16] Sign
    Throb
[01:19] Brandy
    Why is this turning you on?!
[01:21] Arguing noise
    Rabble, rabble, rabble...
[01:22] Obami
    Enough! Would you all shut your traps?!
[01:25] Sign/Reaction Noise
    Hush
[01:25] Sign/Reaction Noise
    Hush...
[01:27] Obami
    It's true enough that
    we can't win as things stand.
[01:30] Obami
    Nevertheless, we can't just
    keep our heads down.
[01:33] Obami
    If we ignore those three fledglings,
[01:35] Obami
    they could grow to become
    monsters in their own right.
[01:39] Obami
    Piscalat. Neput. Cory.
[01:41] Obami
    The three of you will be responsible
    for exterminating them!
[01:45] Obami
    Use the military to find and track them.
[01:47] Neput
    Human troops?
[01:49] Obami
    Exactly. They won't attack human soldiers.
[01:52] Obami
    We've infiltrated human society
    in order to evade them...
[01:55] Obami
    We'll have to strike once they
    split up and are isolated.
[01:59] Piscalat
    Makes sense.
[02:00] Piscalat
    We use the humans for intelligence,
[02:01] Piscalat
    and when an opportunity
    presents itself, we attack.
[02:04] Piscalat
    That's the safest tactic, given that
    they're protecting the humans...
[02:09] Rin
    I'll kill them all.
[02:11] Rin
    If the demons are hiding in a human nation
[02:13] Rin
    and there's no way to tell the two apart,
[02:15] Rin
    then I'll blow the whole country off the map!
[02:17] Ysley
    It's impressive that she'd suggest the most
    brutal solution without any hesitation...
[02:22] Ysley
    I bet even the demons would be surprised.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    #4
    Yellow Sparrow
[04:01] Rin
    Ysley, tell me where this
    Zoble place is right now!
[04:04] Rin
    I'm going to wipe it out as soon as possible!
[04:06] Ysley
    N-N-Now, let's take a second
    to calm down here, Rin-san!
[04:09] Ysley
    We don't know how many demons there are,
    or what kinds we're dealing with.
[04:13] Ysley
    To be on the safe side,
    why don't we try bringing in Prontea-san?
[04:16] Rin
    Bring in Prontea?
[04:20] Rin
    I admit he would be a great help,
[04:23] Rin
    but I entrusted him with
    monitoring the entire world.
[04:27] Rin
    I wouldn't know where
    to start looking for him.
[04:29] Paula
    Huh? But Prontea-san is—
[04:31] Ysley
    Right?! So we'll go and search him out!
[04:35] Ysley
    Could you wait a week before taking action?
[04:38] Ysley
    What are you talking about, Ysley?
[04:40] Ysley
    Prontea-san's going to be
     in Hotaena like always.
[04:43] Ysley
    I'll explain later!
[04:45] Rin
    A week it is, then. Find Prontea and—
[04:49] Hayato
    All right, Granny! I'm all healed up!
[04:51] Hayato
    Let's get this training started already!
[04:53] Rin
    I was talking, you fool!
[04:57] Rin
    That idiotic pupil of mine...
[04:59] Ysley
    He was able to land an attack
    on Rin-san by himself...
[05:02] Ysley
    And he managed to budge her?
[05:08] Hayato
    Come on, you old fart! That all you got?!
[05:10] Hayato
    Hurry up and bring it on!
[05:12] Rin
    What's gotten into him?
[05:14] Rin
    I'll have to shut him up the hard way...
[05:15] Ysley
    He's recovering at an incredible rate, too.
[05:18] Ysley
    Our bodies are corporealized thought.
[05:19] Ysley
    It's natural that our state of mind
    affects our physiology...
[05:22] Ysley
    But it seems his loss, and the earnest
    hunger for strength that it inspired,
[05:26] Ysley
    has powered him up a fair bit.
[05:31] Troops
    Damn it, why are we watching
    some rinky-dink island?
[05:35] Troops
    Quit complaining.
[05:37] Troops
    Are these three kids really
    worth all the trouble?
[05:39] Troops
    Check out the one with the pigtails, though.
[05:41] Troops
    A little on the young side,
    but she's pretty cute!
[05:43] Troops
    Hey, that's a nice rack!
    Wonder if we're allowed to mess her up...
[05:47] Rin
    No one on these boats has noticed me.
[05:47] Troops
    They said we're allowed to
     if we can pull this off.
[05:49] Rin
    They're all human.
[05:52] Rin
    But it's only been a half a day,
[05:53] Rin
    and now tens of thousands
    of troops are encircling the area...
[05:58] Rin
    When I was young, the world population
    numbered in the thousands.
[06:02] Rin
    There are almost too
    many humans at this point.
[06:05] Rin
    I could try to kill them all,
    but some are bound to get away...
[06:08] Rin
    It seems waiting for Prontea
    is the wise move after all.
[06:12] Monitor
    General Piscalat! It's that woman again.
[06:15] Monitor
    All of our naval troops' reports
     have been about her, too.
[06:19] Piscalat
    Why is she the only one?
    Have they already gone separate ways?
[06:22] Monitor
    Where does she keeping
    appearing from, though?
[06:23] Piscalat
    For them to split up immediately
    after the battle with Nickel...
[06:26] Monitor
    She keeps popping in and
    out from seemingly nowhere.
[06:27] Piscalat
    Is this a trap to lure us in?
    Or something else?
[06:33] Ysley
    That's quite the armada.
    They responded faster than I thought.
[06:39] Ysley
    We'll head to Hotaena
    by traveling along the seafloor.
[06:42] Paula
    Hey, why didn't you just
    call Prontea-san over?
[06:45] Ysley
    Because if I did, he wouldn't show up.
[06:47] Ysley
    He's got an aversion to Rin-san.
[06:50] Ysley
    If she goes nuclear on Zoble right now,
[06:52] Ysley
    it'll be hard to ensure
    all the demons are dead.
[06:54] Ysley
    There'd be no way to verify
    that we got them all.
[06:57] Ysley
    Besides, it's a good idea to make sure
[06:59] Ysley
    the two remaining superpowers won't start
    fighting as soon as Zoble is wiped out.
[07:03] Ysley
    But if we can clear those obstacles,
[07:05] Ysley
    Rin-san and Prontea-san
    can take care of the rest.
[07:09] Narration
    While his general outlook was correct,
[07:11] Narration
    at the time, Ysley had no way of knowing
[07:15] Narration
    that his assumptions about the demon lord
[07:17] Narration
    were fundamentally off-base.
[07:21] Troops
    General Piscalat! It's terrible!
[07:23] Troops
    We've discovered the body
    of Lieutenant G-Thirteen!
[07:27] Piscalat
    Oh, did you?
[07:28] Troops
    That's her response?
[07:30] Piscalat**
    Wait, something's not right here...
[07:33] Piscalat
    Your Lordship, something
    has come to my attention.
[07:36] Piscalat
    What became of Gyudo
    the demon beast's body?
[07:40] Obami
    Come to think of it,
    I wasn't able to retrieve it.
[07:43] Piscalat
    We just recovered G-Thirteen's,
[07:46] Piscalat
    but there's no sign of Nickel's.
[07:50] Piscalat
    I'm just speculating, but what if
    the Idaten have already collected Gyudo?
[07:55] Obami
    You're suggesting that, wherever they took it,
    they took Nickel to the same place?
[08:00] Piscalat
    I would assume they mean to study
    us demons in order to learn our secrets.
[08:04] Obami
    I see. And since they would
    need humans to expedite the study...
[08:09] Piscalat
    That makes our destination
     Hotaena, doesn't it?
[08:28] Judge
    Goal!
[08:35] Host
    Damn, this dude's tall...
[08:37] Host
    I have to ask, new champ,
    what's the secret to your speed?
[08:42] Prontea
    There's no need for special
    customization or hardware.
[08:45] Prontea
    For me, it all comes down
    to racing technique.
[08:48] Host
    I-I see...
[08:50] Host
    Now, do you have any future goals?
[08:53] Prontea
    I'm actually done with racing.
[08:54] ---
    Huh?
[08:55] Prontea
    I got a result I'm satisfied with...
[08:58] Prontea
    which means this experiment
    has come to an end.
[09:03] Prontea
    Hey, you again, Ysley-kun?
[09:05] Prontea
    What's up?
[09:06] Ysley
    Paula and I just arrived at the Zeyo Coast.
[09:09] Prontea
    Oh, Paula's with you?
[09:11] Prontea
    Okay, I'll be right there!
[09:13] Host
    Huh? He's gone...
[09:18] Ysley
    Good afternoon, Prontea-san.
[09:20] Paula
    It's been so long, Prontea-san!
[09:24] Prontea
    I really haven't seen you two in a while!
[09:26] Prontea
    Idaten...
[09:29] Prontea
    Fire!
[09:37] Prontea
    How's my magic power, Ysley-kun?
[09:40] Prontea
    I-It was pretty rude, for one thing.
[09:42] Prontea
    Was that the full intensity you can manifest?
[09:47] Prontea
    Well, yeah!
[09:49] Prontea
    It's hotter than any flamethrower, you'll find.
[09:54] Prontea
    Although, it looks like you're
    not actually here for fun...
[09:59] Prontea
    Let's hear the details.
[10:02] Narrator
    The land of liberty, Hotaena.
[10:04] Narrator
    Formed by the world's business interests,
[10:06] Narrator
    it is a nation based
    on the idea of a free market.
[10:09] Narrator
    For those with enough money,
[10:10] Narrator
    it could be considered the most
    peaceful place in the world...
[10:14] Kids
    Hey, it's the big guy!
[10:15] Kids
    Hey, hey! You've gotta tell us more tricks!
[10:18] Prontea
    I'm a little busy today.
[10:19] Paula
    You're really popular, Prontea-san.
[10:21] Kids
    That's because he's amazing!
[10:23] Kids
    He can find tricks that aren't
    even in strategy guides!
[10:27] Kids
    He's totally on god mode!
[10:29] Ysley
    Tricks that aren't in strategy guides?
[10:32] Ysley
    Does that mean you've
    figured out how to do it?
[10:34] Prontea
    Well, yeah. I don't think it'll be as
    helpful as you imagined, though, Ysley-kun.
[10:39] Hayato
    Hey, Paula. Where the hell are we?
[10:42] Paula
    Settle down, Hayato! This is a human town.
[10:46] Hayato
    What? What am I doing here?!
[10:49] Hayato
    And where's the old bag?!
[10:50] Hayato
    Granny! Hey, Granny!
[10:50] Prontea
    He's an Idaten?
[10:52] Hayato
    You old bitch!
[10:52] Prontea
    Is the head in the box, too?
[10:54] Hayato
    Where the hell are you?!
[10:55] Ysley
    Well, I'll explain in due time...
[10:56] Hayato
    What happened to training, huh?!
[10:58] Prontea
    Who's the granny he keeps yelling about?
[11:00] Hayato
    Get your wrinkly ass out here, Granny!
[11:01] Ysley
    That's going to have to wait, too...
[11:04] Neput
    So they're somewhere in this country...
[11:07] Cory
    How are we supposed to find them, though?
    There are too many humans around.
[11:11] Piscalat
    I wouldn't worry. The Demon Lord will
    be utilizing the humans to locate them.
[11:17] Neput
    All we've gotta do is kill them.
[11:25] Paula
    You've really changed
    this room up a lot, huh?
[11:28] Prontea
    That's right. See, all of the footage from
    these monitors is linked directly to my mind.
[11:34] Prontea
    I've been making use of the potential Idaten
    abilities that Ysley-kun hypothesized.
[11:40] Prontea
    This magic works the same way.
[11:42] Ysley
    I sadly don't have the technical ability
    to experiment with my own theories.
[11:47] Ysley
    I'm grateful for your assistance.
[11:48] Hayato
    Hey, who gives a shit?!
[11:51] Hayato
    We're here to drag this guy
     back to Granny, right?
[11:55] Prontea
    Kind of a rude boy, isn't he?
[11:57] Prontea
    Who's this "Granny," anyway?
[11:59] Ysley
    Prontea-san, I need you to stay as
    calm as possible when I tell you this.
[12:03] Ysley
    The granny that Hayato
    is referring to... is Rin-san.
[12:13] Ysley
    I saw this coming...
[12:17] Prontea
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, Master!
[12:18] Prontea
    I'm sorry for playing video
    games at home all day!
[12:20] Prontea
    But they're gone, you know?!
    There aren't any demons anywhere!
[12:24] Prontea
    Wait, what?!
    You want me to bring them to you?!
[12:26] Prontea
    Is this— Are you mad at me?!
     You are, aren't you?!
[12:29] Prontea
    Game over, man! Game over!
    She's gonna kill me!
[12:32] Prontea
    Please don't kill me! I'm begging you!
     I'm begging for mercy!
[12:35] Prontea
    It was all my fault!
    I'm so sorry, so just spare my life!
[12:39] Prontea
    Master!
[12:41] Ysley
    Sorry, but we're going to have to
    give him time to calm down.
[12:45] Ysley
    And it might be a while...
[12:48] Takeshita
    What's this?
[12:49] Brandy
    It's apparently footage from
    every camera in Hotaena.
[12:52] Brandy
    Everything from public security
    cameras to home video recorders.
[12:57] Takeshita
    Is this that hacking thing?
[13:00] Takeshita
    How does that work for
    cameras that aren't online
[13:03] Takeshita
    or aren't connected to anything at all?
[13:05] Brandy
    No clue. The Demon Lord's
    technology is beyond any of us.
[13:11] Prontea
    So she's not mad? You promise?
[13:16] Ysley
    Yes. It's okay.
[13:18] Ysley
    We've been given a week of
    free time under the pretense
[13:21] Ysley
    of looking for you, Prontea-san.
[13:24] Ysley
    I was hoping to get your help
[13:25] Ysley
    performing a psychohack
    on Zoble's computer network
[13:28] Ysley
    in order to help ensure our demon hunt's
    efficacy by verifying their numbers.
[13:33] Ysley
    That being said, since the task
    itself won't take very long...
[13:37] Ysley
    How about it, Hayato?
    Care to train a bit with Prontea-san?
[13:42] Hayato
    With this dude who's
    scared shitless of the old bag?
[13:45] Hayato
    Is he actually strong?
[13:47] Prontea
    You keep talking about her like that...
     Doesn't she scare you?
[13:51] Hayato
    Like she's not gonna kick my ass
     as hard if I'm nice to her?
[13:54] Hayato
    You can be polite or you can talk shit,
[13:55] Hayato
    either way, that psycho hag
    will mess you up all the same.
[14:00] Prontea
    Ysley-kun, how long has
    he been training with Master?
[14:04] Ysley
    Eighty years.
[14:05] Ysley
    And his spirit has never once broken.
    It's impressive.
[14:11] Ysley
    Anyway...
[14:14] Ysley
    I need to start looking into this.
    I'll leave things here to you, Prontea-san.
[14:20] Prontea
    Okay, then, I believe
    your name is Hayato-kun?
[14:23] Prontea
    We'll do your training first
    in lieu of an introduction.
[14:28] Prontea
    You, too, Paula.
[14:33] Ysley
    If Hayato and Prontea-san go head to head,
    the demons are bound to notice.
[14:38] Ysley
    But they won't be able to beat Prontea-san.
[14:40] Ysley
    If we can capture one of them alive,
    things should proceed smoothly from there.
[14:45] Barcode
    Emperor Takeshita.
[14:47] Barcode
    On monitor 2034...
[14:49] Barcode
    could you rewind four seconds?
[14:52] Takeshita
    Oh, very well.
[14:53] Brandy
    Did you find them, Barcode?
[14:56] Barcode
    Sorting large amounts of data
    is my specialty, after all.
[14:59] Barcode
    It's only for a second,
[15:01] Barcode
    but I imagine you and the emperor
    will be able to see him, too.
[15:04] Brandy
    I see now. Looks like the first one
    will be the little boy in glasses.
[15:08] Brandy
    Piscalat, you're assigned
    to deal with this one.
[15:12] Piscalat
    Copy that.
[15:18] Hayato
    Is this supposed to be your idea of fire?
[15:20] Hayato
    You think that's gonna work on me?!
[15:31] Hayato
    What the hell? Ice?
[15:36] Prontea
    Self-Taught Explosion!
[15:47] Hayato
    What's your deal?
[15:50] Hayato
    You some kind of wizard or something?
[15:52] Hayato
    And is that the best you've got?
[15:54] Hayato
    Or are you screwing around
    with me and holding back?
[15:58] Hayato
    Either way, it's pissing me off.
[16:00] Prontea
    I hit you as hard as I could!
[16:02] Prontea
    It's just that I've only recently learned
     these magic-esque attacks, you see.
[16:06] Prontea
    That was strong enough
    to beat Ysley-kun and Paula...
[16:09] Prontea
    He's as rugged as I'd expect
    from training under Master.
[16:16] Prontea
    I haven't had much opportunity
    for practical exercises...
[16:19] Prontea
    so I appreciate your cooperation!
[16:27] Hayato
    I already told you that won't cut it!
[16:31] Hayato
    Damn it, seriously?!
[16:35] Hayato
    My attacks don't work on him, either?!
[16:38] Prontea
    Ah, I see.
[16:45] Prontea
    Looks like it has an additive effect if
    I use it in combination with a normal attack.
[16:50] Prontea
    I understand why Ysley-kun
    brought you to see me now.
[16:55] Prontea
    Your strength is fundamentally
    lacking something, Hayato-kun.
[16:58] Prontea
    Would you like me to teach you about it?
[17:02] Ysley
    Suppose this creature was alive
     and needed to be killed.
[17:05] Ysley
    How would you do it, Dr. Gachikama?
[17:07] Gachikama
    Well, let's see...
[17:11] Gachikama
    I have to think that poison would be
[17:13] Gachikama
    the simplest approach, like you
     originally suggested, Ysley-chan.
[17:16] Ysley
    And if you were going to poison him,
    what would be the theoretical lethal dose?
[17:20] Gachikama
    Let's see... Tetrodotoxin seems to work,
[17:24] Gachikama
    so if we fed him 50,000 pufferfish,
     maybe that would kill him.
[17:28] Ysley
    I'm not sure I'd describe that as "simple."
[17:31] Gachikama
    Even military-grade chemical weapons
    would take more than half an hour.
[17:35] Gachikama
    Now, I've compiled the results of
    our research for you like usual,
[17:38] Gachikama
    so be sure to take these with you.
[17:41] Gachikama
    Here.
[17:42] Ysley
    Well, knowing that poison is effective
    at all is pretty convenient.
[17:47] Ysley
    Continue your research, Doctor.
[17:52] Ysley
    Did you know another doctor named
    Obami during your time in Zoble?
[17:56] Gachikama
    Obami?
[17:57] Gachikama
    Oh, you couldn't not know him.
[17:59] Gachikama
    Zoble didn't care about research
    unless that old guy was running it!
[18:03] Gachikama
    It was always something to do with
    cloning some sort of strange organism
[18:07] Gachikama
    and in vitro fertilization...
[18:10] Ysley
    I see. So the demons are trying
    to find a way to propagate.
[18:18] Assistant
    Ysley-sama! There's trouble!
[18:29] Ysley
    Did something happen in this storeroom?
[18:34] Assistant
    You'll... You'll spare my life now, right?
[18:45] Piscalat
    You might be weaker than the rest,
    but you're still an Idaten, I see.
[18:49] Piscalat
    If nothing else, you're quick on your feet.
[18:52] Piscalat
    But you're trapped like a rat in here,
[18:55] Piscalat
    so why don't we have a little fun?
[18:58] Ysley
    That's Piscalat, one of Zoble's generals!
[19:01] Piscalat
    My ambush might not have worked,
[19:03] Piscalat
    but I have to wonder how long you'll be
    able to evade me in a room like this.
[19:14] Piscalat
    Damn, I can't see a thing.
[19:30] Piscalat
    Can he see in the dark?
[19:33] Piscalat
    But as it stands,
    I can't risk making a move...
[19:37] Ysley
    That's a relief.
[19:38] Ysley
    The next question is if I can avoid
    an attack from the entrance...
[19:45] Piscalat
    It'll be a problem if I can't
    land an attack from this range.
[19:49] Piscalat
    This might be harder than I anticipated.
[19:58] Hayato
    What the hell? Did you start pulling
    your punches all of a sudden?
[20:01] Hayato
    Get serious, damn it!
     That doesn't hurt at all!
[20:04] Prontea
    It doesn't?
[20:06] Prontea
    But I was hitting about as
    hard as you do, Hayato-kun.
[20:10] Hayato
    S-Say what?
[20:12] Prontea
    That's your weakness. Basically—
[20:18] Neput
    Did that smash them all?
[20:20] Cory
    Man, how dumb are these guys if we could
    find them without the Demon Lord's help?
[20:26] Prontea
    Well, it looks like the demons managed
    to track down all the commotion...
[20:30] Prontea
    I suppose your lesson will have
    to wait until we take care of them.
[20:33] Prontea
    Okay, Hayato-kun?
[20:35] Hayato
    Y-Yeah...
[20:37] Hayato
    Damn, this guy's a freak of nature, too.
[20:46] Neput
    What the—?!
[20:52] Neput
    Too weak!
[20:56] Prontea
    It seems magic doesn't
    work on demons, either.
[20:59] Prontea
    This one is strong.
[21:01] Prontea
    But this one...
[21:03] ---
    Hup!
[21:09] Prontea
    Paula, Hayato-kun! You two take
     that one. Go ahead and beat him.
[21:15] Cory
    Ow...
[21:16] Prontea
    Now that the matchups are decided...
[21:17] Sign
    CORY
[21:17] Sign
    HAYATO & PAULA
[21:20] Sign
    PRONTEA
[21:20] Sign
    NEPUT
[21:21] Prontea
    Let's get it on, shall we?
[21:23] Sign
    YSLEY
[21:23] Sign
    PISCALAT

Season 1

E5 - Color

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[00:11] Cory
    Is the idea here that you can
    beat me by working together?
[00:20] Paula
    Hayato!
[00:22] Cory
    I'm gonna chew you up now!
[00:24] Paula
    Let go of Hayato!
[00:26] Cory
    Hey, whoa! Hold up! T-Time out!
[00:29] Paula
    Wait, can you not see in front of you?
[00:32] Paula
    Then even I can handle this!
[00:37] Paula
    Huh? That worked really well for some reason.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:15] Cory
    Wh-What is wrong with you?!
[02:18] Hayato
    No one cares!
[02:19] Hayato
    Now die!
[02:23] Prontea
    Looks like a pretty even fight.
[02:28] Prontea
    Now then, my demon friend...
[02:30] Prontea
    You know how you're not supposed
    to look at the sun with a telescope
[02:33] Prontea
    or a magnifying glass?
[02:36] Prontea
    I never did understand why they say that.
[02:42] Piscalat
    Damn it, of all the stupid tricks...
[02:45] Ysley
    The flash grenade seems effective enough.
[02:49] Ysley
    She's blocked off the exit...
[02:52] Ysley
    Now then, it's going to take a second
     for you to recover your vision...
[02:56] Ysley
    Why don't we chat a bit?
[02:59] Ysley
    General Piscalat, you're rather sharp.
[03:03] Ysley
    The fact that you were thorough enough
[03:05] Ysley
    to lure a weak opponent like me
    into such a vulnerable position...
[03:08] Ysley
    It's proof of how well you
    understand the position you're in.
[03:13] Ysley
    You appreciate that demonkind has next
    to no chance of winning this conflict.
[03:18] Ysley
    I know what your goal is.
[03:21] Ysley
    You intend to eliminate the three
    of us, who are still immature,
[03:24] Ysley
    and then figure out a way
     to deal with Rin-san
[03:27] Ysley
    once you've taken appropriate precautions.
[03:29] Ysley
    Does that about cover it?
[03:32] Piscalat
    Speculate about dream scenarios all you want,
[03:35] Piscalat
    but you're all going to die today.
     It's that simple.
[03:39] Ysley
    I'll concede that my death
     isn't out of the question.
[03:42] Ysley
    But the demons you sent after my friends
[03:45] Ysley
    will all die by Prontea-san's hand.
[04:05] Prontea
    That's your full power, then?
[04:09] Prontea
    I think I've gotten a good grasp of it.
[04:11] Prontea
    And now it's my turn!
[04:20] Prontea
    In the end, it seems straight-up punching
    them is the most powerful after all.
[04:26] Ysley
    Rin-san isn't the only Idaten
    capable of defeating demons.
[04:29] Ysley
    I'm afraid you all are the ones
    speculating about dream scenarios.
[04:34] Ysley
    You don't seem to realize that
    demons only posed a threat before
[04:36] Ysley
    because tens of thousands of you
    went on a mindless, frenzied rampage.
[04:41] Piscalat
    I don't see your point.
[04:42] Piscalat
    And whatever it is,
     you're still going to die.
[04:45] Piscalat
    Idiot. Keep running your mouth.
[04:49] Ysley
    Are you sure about that?
[04:50] Ysley
    If I can escape from this room,
    I can contact Prontea-san.
[04:54] Ysley
    That will ensure you die.
[04:56] Piscalat
    I'm sure it would.
    Just keep talking, scum.
[05:01] Ysley
    There's one other thing to consider:
    intelligence can sometimes be a hindrance.
[05:09] Piscalat
    He can't be stupid enough
    to think that'll work again!
[05:16] Piscalat
    What were you trying to do?
    Did you really think that would damage me?
[05:21] Ysley
    I guess not. All I could manage
    was to rip your clothes.
[05:26] Ysley
    And I have to say, you have a fantastic rack.
[05:33] Piscalat
    Y-Y-Y-You bastard!
[05:35] Ysley
    This is what I meant. You've restricted
    your movements, and for what?
[05:38] Ysley
    Some asinine notion of embarrassment?
[05:40] Ysley
    I'm fairly certain that
    demonkind's primary objective
[05:42] Ysley
    is to find a way to propagate the species,
[05:45] Ysley
    which made me realize something.
[05:47] Ysley
    Your elevated intelligence has resulted
    in an elevated sense of pride,
[05:50] Ysley
    leading you astray
     from the goal of reproduction
[05:52] Ysley
    and giving rise to shame
    at being stripped naked...
[05:55] Ysley
    Why, you're acting like
    a sweet little virgin.
[05:59] Piscalat
    Y-You... You piece of shit!
[06:01] Piscalat
    You're dead! I'm going to kill you!
[06:03] Piscalat
    I swear I'll kill you!
[06:07] Piscalat
    Die!
[06:09] Piscalat
    What?!
[06:11] Yslsey
    I'm afraid that trick won't work.
[06:14] Yslsey
    The first demon that came
    after us already tried it.
[06:19] Piscalat
    Nickel...
[06:21] Piscalat
    Damn! What is he up to now?
[06:28] Piscalat
    What is this? He's just standing there?
    And not doing anything?
[06:32] Piscalat
    What's his game?
[06:39] Piscalat
    Poison?!
[06:40] Piscalat
    Don't tell me this is why he was rambling
    all entire time?! But what's the point?
[06:46] Piscalat
    Poison doesn't have any effect on...
[06:51] Ysley
    In pure demons,
[06:52] Ysley
    no substance causes a
    physiological reaction this quickly.
[06:55] Ysley
    But... you all have human brains.
[06:59] Ysley
    And while the human brain can
    resist pain to some degree,
[07:03] Ysley
    it has no real defense against pleasure.
[07:06] Ysley
    Yes, this is a highly potent
    narcotic and aphrodisiac cocktail.
[07:11] Ysley
    If you had simply struck without hesitation
    at the start, you could've killed me.
[07:15] Ysley
    But that streak of intelligence you have
[07:17] Ysley
    inspired fear of the risks involved,
     hesitation, and failure.
[07:22] Ysley
    I guess you're not listening anymore.
[07:29] Prontea
    The enemy can't overcome Hayato's
    defenses and regenerative speed...
[07:33] Prontea
    But Hayato's own attack power is lacking, eh?
[07:33] Hayato
    Holy shit, you are gross-looking!
[07:37] Prontea
    At this rate, Hayato-kun
    will win within a few hours.
[07:41] Prontea
    But that'd be a bit too dull.
[07:44] Prontea
    Let's try one last experiment.
[07:48] Prontea
    Paula, can you hear me?
[07:51] Paula
    Prontea-san?
[07:55] Prontea
    Try fighting with that sword.
[07:57] Prontea
    It's the same as what Master uses,
    but I can actually separate mine from my hand.
[08:02] Prontea
    Think of it as me lending you my strength.
[08:06] Paula
    O-Okay!
[08:23] Prontea
    It's like a character at the start
    of the game getting end-game gear!
[08:27] Prontea
    Paula, give it to Hayato.
[08:30] Paula
    Here, Hayato.
[08:31] Hayato
    Okay...
[08:32] Cory
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:35] Cory
    Whoa, wait a sec!
    I give up! I surrender! So stop!
[08:38] Cory
    I'm begging you, just don't kill me—
[08:43] Hayato
    Winning wouldn't feel right
    if I had to use that to do it.
[08:47] Hayato
    Bring it. Let's settle this the normal way.
[08:52] Prontea
    So he's truly interested in getting stronger
     without using any cheats, huh?
[08:58] Piscalat
    What... are you going to do with me?
[09:03] Ysley
    Well, since I did manage
    to capture you alive,
[09:06] Ysley
    I have a few things in mind
    that I'm bound to enjoy.
[09:10] Piscalat
    Don't! Just... kill me instead.
[09:15] Ysley
    I get the feeling you're imagining something
    lascivious, but you don't need to worry.
[09:20] Ysley
    Although you might have
    preferred that, considering...
[09:24] Ysley
    I'm a scientist.
[09:26] Ysley
    The bed I fool around on
    is of a surgical nature.
[09:28] Ysley
    The only insertions I make
    involve sharpened scalpels.
[09:31] Ysley
    Because I came into existence naturally,
[09:33] Ysley
    I didn't understand my nature
    until I met Hayato...
[09:38] Ysley
    And before that happened, I dissected
[09:41] Ysley
    an innumerable number of humans
    to understand what I was.
[09:45] Ysley
    I've got a knack for tweaking
    the human brain, you see.
SIGN    #5 Color
[09:56] Monitor
    First fleet is reporting
    no changes with the target!
[09:59] Takeshita
    What do you think, Brandy?
[09:59] Monitor
    Second fleet is reporting
    no changes with the target!
[10:01] Brandy
    She's not budging, that's for sure.
    It's getting boring to watch.
[10:02] Monitor
    Third fleet is reporting
    no changes with the target!
[10:05] Monitor
    
[10:05] Takeshita
    Maybe I'll have Miku take a look instead.
[10:08] Brandy
    Miku?
[10:10] Miku
    Wow, you're still looking feisty after
    what those soldiers did to you, huh?
[10:17] Gill
    I will not be shamed into submission!
[10:19] Gill
    But you people need to stop
    this travesty before—
[10:23] Gill
    What are you... Stop it!
[10:26] Miku
    I can tell you won't submit to violence.
[10:29] Miku
    You've got a strong heart,
    one that held up in spite
[10:31] Miku
    of how you were humiliated for days on end.
[10:34] Miku
    But I'm pretty sure that
    twice yesterday... you know?
[10:37] Gill
    N-No!
[10:40] Miku
    You're afraid...
[10:42] Miku
    Deathly afraid ever since you
    felt the first twinge of pleasure!
[10:48] Miku
    You're scared that even though you can
    withstand any amount of suffering,
[10:50] Miku
    ecstasy might be what finally
    gets you to give in!
[10:54] Gill
    Stop it! Just stop!
[10:56] Miku
    Okay. I will.
[11:00] Miku
    I stopped.
[11:04] Miku
    "You didn't have to stop right away."
[11:04] Gill(internally)
    You didn't have to stop right away...
[11:09] Gill(internally)
    Y-You're wrong!
[11:13] Brandy
    Miku, could you come with me
     to the monitor room?
[11:17] Miku
    Brandy? C'mon, things were
     finally getting good.
[11:21] Miku
    What about her training?
[11:22] Miku
    I was going to have her eyes rolling around
    in her head from consecutive climaxes!
[11:26] Brandy
    Well, your plans are canceled,
    so get a move on!
[11:30] Miku
    'Kay...
[11:32] Brandy
    You were lucky this time.
[11:35] Gill
    Empress Brandy!
[11:37] Gill
    Your nation treats people like toys!
[11:40] Gill
    You will suffer divine punishment for this!
[11:43] Gill
    Have you no fear of God?!
[11:48] Brandy
    God, huh? That's certainly a scary prospect.
[11:51] Brandy
    I wasn't expecting them to be on that level.
[11:56] Gill
    What exactly do you mean...?
[11:59] Brandy
    Good question.
[12:00] Brandy
    If you really think you serve a god,
    maybe you should ask one yourself?
[12:20] Hayato
    Already worn out? Looks like I win, then.
[12:25] Cory
    Damn it...
[12:27] Prontea
    Six hours, huh? That was
    faster than I expected.
[12:31] Prontea
    Okay, got it.
[12:33] Piscalat
    Welcome, Neput, Cory.
[12:36] Piscalat
    The two of you will also
    be undergoing Ysley-sama's
[12:39] Piscalat
    wonderful brainwashing surgery to join me!
[12:42] Sign
    Surgery
[12:45] Neput
    Somebody help!
[12:45] Cory
    No! Don't touch me! Not there!
[12:48] Sign
    Demon Trio
[12:49] Sign
    ELIMINATED
[12:53] Pete
    No changes on any of the monitors.
SIGN    Rookie Seaman
    Pete (Human)
[12:55] Pete
    The target hasn't moved.
[12:57] Miku
    Hi! You called?
[13:00] Takeshita
    Miku, what's your take on this situation?
[13:03] Miku
    I'm glad you asked! It's nice to have
    a couple of young ones around, y'know?
[13:07] Miku
    How old are you, anyway?
[13:10] Pete
    Hey!
[13:13] Takeshita
    Let me ask you again.
    What do you think, Miku?
[13:17] Miku
    I'll need to watch a bit longer.
[13:20] Pete
    I'm amazed she can screw around like
    that in front of the emperor...
[13:23] Pete
    But why did they bring in the trainer?
[13:28] Ysley
    Okay, they're ready!
[13:32] Piscalat
    A-Are they going to be okay?
[13:35] Ysley
    Oh, they'll settle down in a bit.
    Don't you worry.
[13:39] Prontea
    So, why don't you tell us all about
[13:41] Prontea
    the remaining demons and
    what they're doing in Zoble?
[13:45] Piscalat
    Right. Very well.
[13:48] Piscalat
    There are 359 of us left.
[13:49] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:50] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:50] ---
    Among them, only three pose an actual threat:
[13:51] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:51] ---
    Empress Brandy, Emperor Takeshita,
     and Umeyo the midwife.
[13:52] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:53] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:54] ---
    The three of them are stronger
    than Neput or myself.
[13:54] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:55] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:55] ---
    Brandy is particularly powerful.
[13:56] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:56] ---
    Umeyo is dangerous
[13:57] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:57] ---
    because she can act as an
     incubator for newly born demons.
[13:58] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:59] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[13:59] ---
    She can also take in humans.
[14:00] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:00] ---
    The human and demon then fuse within her,
[14:01] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:01] ---
    creating a demon with a human's
    form and intelligence.
[14:02] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:02] ---
    The reason Zoble abducts
    and reeducates women is to that end.
[14:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:04] ---
    Soldiers were simply allowed
    to assault women at first,
[14:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:06] ---
    but that often resulted in women
     being killed, or killing themselves,
[14:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:07] ---
    afterward instead of having children.
     It thus served no purpose.
[14:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:09] ---
    Now that kind of thing is only
    allowed on active battlefields.
[14:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:11] ---
    So much that soldiers who
    volunteer for front-line duty
[14:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:12] ---
    typically do so with that in mind...
[14:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[14:16] Paula
    What's wrong?
[14:17] Piscalat
    Er, I just thought you'd be
    a bit disgusted after hearing that...
[14:23] Piscalat
    But you don't seem to mind at all.
[14:25] Piscalat
    I thought the Idaten were
    supposed to protect humans.
[14:29] Prontea
    Well, we're on their side,
[14:31] Prontea
    but we're also pretty ambivalent when it
    comes to their notions of rights and ethics.
[14:36] Neput
    Doesn't that mean you've won, though?
[14:38] Neput
    Couldn't Long-Locks here
[14:40] Neput
    and that monster on the island team up
     and just kill everyone in Zoble?
[14:45] Ysley
    No, destroying Zoble
    without some sort of plan
[14:48] Ysley
    could throw human society into chaos.
[14:51] Ysley
    A war between Hotaena and
    Sarabael would be trouble.
[14:54] Ysley
    Regardless, I'll manage something
    as far as the humans go.
[14:58] Ysley
    I want the three of you to
    act as though you've killed us
[15:02] Ysley
    and return to Zoble as spies.
[15:04] Piscalat
    I'm afraid that won't work.
[15:07] Hayato
    Why not? They tell you
    to bring back our bodies?
[15:11] Piscalat
    There is that...
[15:13] Piscalat
    But the main issue is that
    Miku is still in Zoble.
[15:15] Piscalat
    She's a threat of a different variety.
[15:19] Miku
    Hey, could you have the sixth fleet move
     15 kilometers back from the coast?
[15:24] Miku
    And then have the first through
    fifth fleets move closer by two clicks?
[15:28] Takeshita
    Miku, what's that going to accomplish?
[15:31] Miku
    Well, it's just a guess at this point, but...
[15:34] Miku
    I think she'll unfold her arms
    and switch up her stance a little.
[15:39] Pete
    What the heck? I don't get it.
[15:43] Prontea
    Miku? Who's that?
[15:45] Hayato
    Is she strong?
[15:47] Piscalat
    Not exactly, no.
[15:49] Piscalat
    She's normally in charge of reeducating
    the women we capture.
[15:52] Piscalat
    I'm pretty sure even the girl
    with the pigtails could beat her.
[15:56] Paula
    Me?
[15:57] Piscalat
    I should start at the beginning...
[15:59] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[15:59] Piscalat
    The way we fuse humans and demons
[16:00] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:00] Piscalat
    involves taking an infant of each species
    species and letting them combine.
[16:01] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:02] Piscalat
    It's mostly hand-off.
[16:02] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:03] Piscalat
    This results in wildly varying mutations,
[16:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:04] Piscalat
    both in terms of form and power.
[16:04] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:07] Piscalat
    Miku and Barcode were created after
[16:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:08] Piscalat
    an effort was made to remove the
    randomness from the process.
[16:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:10] Piscalat
    It was ultimately a failure, though,
[16:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:11] Piscalat
    as they're severely lacking in
    both strength and shapeshifting ability.
[16:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:13] Piscalat
    But it wasn't a total loss.
[16:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:14] Piscalat
    As a side effect, they have
    remarkable nervous systems.
[16:14] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:15] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:16] Piscalat
    Barcode can process
    incredible amounts of information,
[16:16] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:17] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:18] Piscalat
    and Miku has an abnormal level
    of observational insight.
[16:18] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:19] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[16:26] Miku
    See, she moved just like I thought!
[16:28] Piscalat
    She'll notice that our brains were
    tampered with as soon as she sees us.
[16:34] Takeshita
    She did, but I'm not sure why.
[16:36] Takeshita
    And what was the point?
[16:38] Miku
    Let's see... How about
    we discuss this outside?
[16:43] Miku
    See, she'd taken up a position
[16:45] Miku
    that would let her wipe out the
    entire fleet in an instant.
[16:50] Miku
    That's why I had them switch to
    a formation that would make it harder
[16:52] Miku
    for her to eliminate them where she stood.
[16:54] Miku
    But don't you think it's funny, Your Majesty?
[16:58] Takeshita
    No, I'm not sure I understand.
[17:00] Miku
    Well, if she doesn't want to kill humans,
[17:02] Miku
    couldn't she just run away instead
    of getting ready to attack?
[17:06] Miku
    Why would she stand her ground like that?
[17:08] ---
    There's only one reason.
[17:10] ---
    There must be something there
    that she wants to keep safe.
[17:15] ---
    I wonder what it could be...
[17:19] Obami
    How's it going? Any new developments?
[17:23] Miku
    Oh, Your Lordship!
    Are you feeling any better?
[17:26] Obami
    Yes, I just finished repairs a minute ago.
[17:30] Obami
    That stupid brat just had to smash my body...
[17:35] Obami
    She's protecting something, is she?
[17:38] Obami
    I'd wager it's the seal keeping
    the old demons at bay.
[17:41] Miku
    The old demons are sealed away?
[17:44] Obami
    Eight hundred years ago,
    all of demonkind were trapped behind a seal.
[17:48] Takeshita
    If we can break that seal,
    wouldn't the tables turn instantly?
[17:53] Obami
    Is that what you're thinking, Miku?
[17:54] Miku
    Not at all!
[17:56] Miku
    Y'know, Your Majesty, you're a good study,
     but you're not too clever.
[18:01] Obami
    There are three problems.
[18:04] Sign
    "Problem 1"
[18:05] Obami
    Firstly, we don't know how to break the seal.
[18:08] Obami
    How do we destroy the island
    with Rin defending it?
[18:08] Sign
    "Problem 2"
[18:12] Obami
    I'm not sure we have the means to do so.
[18:15] Takeshita
    Those are good points...
[18:19] Obami
    The return of the wild, unintelligent demons
[18:19] Sign
    "Problem 3"
[18:23] Obami
    would be as much of an issue for us
    as it would the Idaten.
[18:26] Obami
    They can't differentiate friend and foe.
[18:30] Takeshita
    True enough.
[18:31] Obami
    Knowing the location of the
    seal is interesting, however.
[18:37] Takeshita
    I thought we were onto something...
[18:40] Takeshita
    But I guess we'll have to
    think of something else.
[18:44] (Flashback) Obami
    How do we destroy the island
    with Rin defending it?
[18:48] Miku
    "Rin"?
[18:50] Miku
    How does the Demon Lord
    know that Idaten's name?
[18:56] Ysley
    Who exactly is this doctor...
    this Demon Lord Over-M?
[19:01] Piscalat
    The Demon Lord...
[19:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:03] Piscalat
    He was the one who granted us
    human forms and intelligence,
[19:04] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:04] Piscalat
    and he's maneuvering to
    take control of society.
[19:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:06] Piscalat
    But because he always contacts
    us via android proxies,
[19:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:08] Piscalat
    we're not completely certain
    about his identity.
[19:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:09] Neput
    Seventy years ago,
    when Takeshita and I were kids,
[19:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:11] Neput
    the Demon Lord seemed to rule
    over Zoble as Emperor Obama.
[19:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:13] Neput
    We all had to wonder if
[19:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:14] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:14] Neput
    he was actually just a human using
     us demons for world conquest.
[19:15] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:16] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:17] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:17] Neput
    But one day, after he'd reached
    an age most humans would be dead at,
[19:18] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:19] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:19] Neput
    he abdicated the throne to Takeshita
    and faked his own death
[19:20] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:21] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:21] Neput
    before returning as a scientist named
    Obami that worked in military R&D.
[19:22] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:23] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:23] Neput
    He said it was so that he could dedicate
    more time to the prosperity of demons,
[19:24] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:25] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:25] Neput
    but the job would take over a century.
[19:26] Neput
    If he were human, he'd never live that long.
[19:26] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:27] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:28] Piscalat
    There is a possibility
    the person controlling
[19:28] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:29] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:29] Piscalat
    the android may have changed at some point,
[19:30] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:30] Piscalat
    but even if there's an
    organized effort behind it,
[19:31] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:31] Piscalat
    I can't imagine why humans
    would expend multiple lifetimes
[19:33] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:33] Piscalat
    devoted to helping demonkind.
[19:34] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[19:35] Ysley
    Hang on a second, maybe he's...
[19:38] Ysley
    No, it can't be...
[19:39] Miku
    If the Demon Lord is a human,
    his lifespan doesn't make any sense.
[19:44] Miku
    But if he's a pure demon, then where
    does his intelligence come from?
[19:49] Paula
    Maybe the Demon Lord is an Idaten?
[19:55] Piscalat
    Then why would he oppose the rest of you?
[19:58] Paula
    I-I dunno about the details, but...
[20:01] Paula
    Oh, you know how we're mostly
    made up of human thoughts?
[20:05] Paula
    The Demon Lord could be an Idaten who
    was created from the thoughts of demons!
[20:09] Paula
    That'd explain everything, right?
[20:11] Ysley
    I seriously doubt that.
[20:13] Ysley
    If he were an Idaten, he'd have to know
    more about us than he does, wouldn't he?
[20:20] Ysley
    I think we've been at this for too long.
[20:23] Ysley
    Let's have a little break.
[20:24] Hayato
    I'm down for that.
[20:27] Hayato
    Actually, I kind of want to ditch altogether.
[20:29] Hayato
    Hey, man, let's train some more.
[20:32] Ysley
    Oh, I actually need to talk with Prontea-san.
[20:36] Ysley
    Could we address that first?
[20:38] Prontea
    Yeah, all right.
[20:40] Hayato
    Hey! What about my training?
[20:43] Prontea
    No need to worry.
    I'll give you something to work on.
[20:47] Prontea
    First, try to defeat these three.
[20:51] Hayato
    Okay, then. Now that's my kind of homework.
[20:54] Ysley
    General Piscalat.
[20:56] Piscalat
    Yes?
[20:57] Ysley
    About the Demon Lord...
[21:02] Piscalat
    You're exactly right.
[21:05] Prontea
    That wasn't like you, Ysley-kun.
[21:07] Prontea
    Why call for a break when we
    haven't made any headway?
[21:11] Prontea
    Did you pick up on something?
[21:16] Ysley
    Yes. I understand what's going on now.
[21:18] Ysley
    This doctor that they call the Demon Lord...
[21:22] Ysley
    I know who he really is.

Season 1

E6 - Ice Cream Toast

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[00:10] Narr
    There exists a model of the seal Rin guards,
[00:15] Narr
    created at 1/100th scale...
[00:18] Narr
    You could say it's a replica seal.
[00:21] Ysley
    What does it contain, Prontea-san?
[00:23] Prontea
    There are two thousand
     cockroaches trapped inside.
[00:26] ---
    Huh?
[00:27] Prontea
    Making it a very dreadful seal indeed.
[00:29] Ysley
    Okay, then...
[00:32] Ysley
    So, is it possible for a third party
     to remove the seal?
[00:37] Prontea
    This part here with the flag acts like
    an antennae that maintains the sealing.
[00:42] Prontea
    Destroy this and what's
    inside comes spilling out.
[00:46] Ysley
    Does it?
[00:48] Ysley
    Rin-san must think so too,
    which explains why she's spent
[00:50] Ysley
    eight centuries guarding the seal.
[00:53] Ysley
    And yet...
[00:55] Prontea
    Hey, wait a sec! You're gonna
     get roaches everywhere!
[00:57] Ysley
    Here's what actually happens.
[01:01] Prontea
    They're all dead?
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:38] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:38] Ysley
    The exact cause of death is starvation.
[02:39] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:39] Ysley
    This isn't like cryogenics, where they'd be
[02:40] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:40] Ysley
    preserved in a near-death state.
[02:41] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:41] Ysley
    It's just the same as how
    roaches die in a few days
[02:42] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:43] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:43] Ysley
    if left stuck inside a trap.
[02:44] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:44] Ysley
    The same applies to demons.
[02:45] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:45] Ysley
    They wouldn't last a year.
[02:46] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:46] Ysley
    They've all been dead for the last 799 years.
[02:47] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:48] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:48] Ysley
    Frankly, the previous Idaten
     threw their lives away.
[02:49] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:50] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:50] Ysley
    If they'd maintained the seal
    in shifts over a year,
[02:51] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:52] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:52] Ysley
    that would've done it.
[02:53] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:53] Ysley
    But that never occurred to Rin-san
     or the other Idaten.
[02:54] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:55] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[02:55] Prontea
    Well, I don't particularly see the problem.
[02:57] Prontea
    This means that breaking the seal
    won't give the demons any advantage.
[03:01] Ysley
    On the contrary, that mistake
     gave rise to the Demon Lord.
[03:01] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:02] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:03] Ysley
    Thinking about it now,
     that doctor defies logic.
[03:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:04] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:05] Ysley
    How in the world does he have
     a machine that can mimic
[03:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:07] Ysley
    human expression and body language perfectly?
[03:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:08] Ysley
    Much less an interface
     complex enough for all that?
[03:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:10] Ysley
    Are things like perspiration and blinking
    synchronized to his own body?
[03:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:12] Ysley
    That's not possible with current tech.
[03:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:13] Ysley
    There's only one method
     I can think of that could
[03:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:14] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:15] Ysley
    pilot such an elaborate device.
[03:15] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:16] Ysley
    The very same one you use, Prontea-san...
    Thought control.
[03:16] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:17] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[03:19] Prontea
    Wait, what are you saying, Ysley-kun?
    That the Demon Lord is an Idaten?
[03:23] Ysley
    I confirmed with General Piscalat
SIGN    #6
    Smoke
[03:26] Ysley
    that the demons found us by hacking
    cameras all over the country.
[03:31] Ysley
    And you would have to be
    an Idaten to hack cameras
[03:35] Ysley
    that aren't connected to the internet.
[03:38] Miku
    I think I'll skip the foreplay
    and just come out and ask...
[03:43] Miku
    What exactly are you?
[03:46] Obami
    What's this, Miku? Are you doubting me?
[03:50] Miku
    Well, let's say that I'm very
    interested in your identity.
[03:54] Obami
    I think you're the first one
     to actually express their suspicions.
[03:57] (Flashback) Paula
    Maybe the Demon Lord is an Idaten?
[04:01] Ysley
    Paula's wild guess about
    the Demon Lord being an Idaten
[04:05] Ysley
    based on the thoughts of demons
    wasn't actually very far off the mark.
[04:08] ---
    Three things are necessary
    for an Idaten to manifest.
[04:11] ---
    The thoughts of a number of creatures,
    their desire for salvation,
[04:14] ---
    and a period of time
    numbering in the centuries.
[04:17] ---
    Take the Idaten who sacrificed themselves
[04:19] ---
    and the thoughts of the slowly,
    painfully dying demons...
[04:21] ---
    Add 800 years to the mix,
[04:23] ---
    and on the other side of the seal,
    you've got the perfect storm.
[04:27] ---
    The dying demons' desperation created him
[04:30] ---
    with the desire to protect demonkind,
[04:32] ---
    while the Idaten who sacrificed themselves
[04:34] ---
    were the source of his knowledge.
[04:36] Obami
    It's no matter. Feel free to probe
     around all you like.
[04:39] Obami
    And if you do get an answer,
    by all means, share it with me.
[04:42] Obami
    Since I have no idea myself.
[04:46] Ysley
    Because they were disassembled
    and reassembled,
[04:49] Ysley
    his memories are extremely hazy.
[04:51] Ysley
    He's also physically unable
     to leave the barrier.
[04:54] Ysley
    But he doesn't even realize this fact.
[04:56] Ysley
    Thus he projects his thoughts
[04:58] Ysley
    and only interacts with the
    outside world via machinery.
[05:01] Ysley
    That's the true nature of the Demon Lord.
[05:06] Prontea
    So, what now, Ysley-kun?
[05:08] Prontea
    We know where to find him...
    Are we going to go kill the Demon Lord?
[05:13] Prontea
    Or no?
[05:20] Piscalat
    His attacks are fast, but light.
[05:22] Piscalat
    Which means...
[05:26] Piscalat
    In this position, I can attack you freely
[05:30] Piscalat
    and you don't have the
    strength to escape. I win.
[05:34] Hayato
    Shut it! This isn't over yet—
[05:38] Piscalat
    No, seriously, you lose.
[05:42] Neput
    You've got good reflexes and speed.
[05:44] Neput
    But even if you land those attacks,
     they're not gonna hurt!
[05:54] Hayato
    How about this?!
[06:02] Neput
    You stupid or something?
[06:03] Neput
    It doesn't matter how fast you come at me.
[06:06] Neput
    If it's in a straight line,
    landing a counter is easy.
[06:10] Piscalat
    Looks like that's it.
[06:11] Hayato
    Damn... I had no idea I was this weak.
[06:15] Hayato
    What the shit have I been doing?
[06:18] Prontea
    You seem troubled, my boy!
[06:23] Hayato
    That's creepy as hell!
    What're you doin' down there?!
[06:26] Prontea
    Shouldn't you be asking about
    how to attack with more power?
[06:31] ---
    Okay...
[06:33] Prontea
    Very good! Allow me to explain.
[06:35] Sign
    Li'l
[06:35] Sign
    Kids
[06:35] Sign
    Scale
[06:36] Hayato
    What's this supposed to be?
[06:37] Prontea
    Just what it looks like. A scale.
[06:39] Prontea
    Hop on, Paula.
[06:41] Paula
    Okay...
[06:45] Paula
    It says 36 kilos. So what's the big idea?
[06:49] Prontea
    Now try reducing your weight to zero.
[06:53] Paula
    Like this?
[06:56] Prontea
    Well, that explains how you're so good
    at moving without making a sound.
[07:00] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:00] Prontea
    Doing this allows you
    to move silently and swiftly,
[07:01] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:02] Prontea
    as well as scale walls and ceilings.
[07:02] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:03] Prontea
    Now, want to land heavier attacks?
    Just make yourself heavier instead!
[07:03] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:04] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:05] Prontea
    As you can see, Idaten can defy
    the laws of physics governing things
[07:05] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:06] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:07] Prontea
    like mass and air resistance.
[07:07] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:08] Prontea
    Even in combat!
[07:08] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:09] Prontea
    Reduce your mass to accelerate,
[07:09] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:10] Prontea
    then increase it several tons
    when you strike.
[07:10] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:11] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:12] Prontea
    Easy as pie.
[07:12] Narr
    All Idaten are capable of
    making themselves lighter.
[07:12] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:13] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:14] Narr
    Even Hayato, who has trouble moving silently,
[07:14] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:15] Narr
    can reduce himself to 1 or 2 kilos.
[07:15] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:16] Narr
    But "getting heavier" is a separate matter.
[07:16] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:17] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:18] Narr
    In order to vastly exceed your
    base mass requires a level of
[07:18] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:19] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:20] Narr
    sophisticated mental imaging comparable
    to projecting a weapon from your body.
[07:20] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:21] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:22] Prontea
    Reaching several tons would
    take hundreds of years,
[07:22] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:23] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:24] Prontea
    but a couple hundred kilos?
     Only a couple years.
[07:24] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:25] Prontea
    A few dozen kilos? A few weeks.
[07:25] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:26] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:26] Prontea
    In the best case,
[07:27] Prontea
    maybe even a few days.
[07:27] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:28] Prontea
    I think Paula might be able
     to manage it now to some extent.
[07:28] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:29] Sign
    Fast Forward Explanation in Progress
[07:32] Paula
    Hey, it worked! I can get up to 90!
[07:35] Hayato
    All right, let me give this a try.
[07:38] Hayato
    I've got a baseline of 65,
     and then... I get heavier.
[07:45] Hayato
    It didn't change at all, damn it!
[07:48] Prontea
    Because you were only flexing just now.
[07:50] Prontea
    You need to imagine what you're
     trying to make happen. Picture it.
[07:53] Prontea
    Okay, let's try this.
[07:58] Prontea
    Now, Hayato-kun,
[08:00] Prontea
    take in the the pressure on your legs
     and the ground right now.
[08:04] Prontea
    Then imagine all that weight is yours.
[08:08] Ysley
    Prontea-san...
[08:10] Prontea
    Oh, Ysley-kun!
[08:11] Ysley
    It's been less than a week
    since Zoble attacked us.
[08:14] Ysley
    Is this training going to have any effect?
[08:17] Prontea
    Well, if it doesn't, we can leave
    Hayato out of the coming battles
[08:21] Prontea
    and I'll train him over a longer period,
[08:23] Prontea
    since we're going to be fighting
    the Demon Lord eventually.
[08:26] (Flashback) Prontea
    Are we going to go kill him? Or no?
[08:30] (Flashback) Ysley
    Let's not.
[08:31] (Flashback) Ysley
    The idea of an opponent who's a mixture
    of a number of Idaten and demons...
[08:35] (Flashback) Ysley
    We don't yet know how strong he might be.
[08:38] (Flashback) Prontea
    You think he'd pose a threat
     even if Master and I fought together?
[08:42] (Flashback) Ysley
    It's a simple matter
    of not being absolutely certain.
[08:45] (Flashback) Ysley
    But one thing I know for sure is that
[08:47] (Flashback) Ysley
    the Demon Lord isn't building
    his strength in there.
[08:51] (Flashback) Ysley
    In other words, we can leave him be
    and he won't get any stronger in the interim.
[08:54] (Flashback) Prontea
    Okay, so you want to put
    the biggest problem on hold
[08:58] (Flashback) Prontea
    and use that extra time
    to come up with a perfect plan?
[09:01] (Flashback) Prontea
    Can't say it's my style...
[09:03] (Flashback) Ysley
    If you want to fight that badly,
    I won't stop you,
[09:06] (Flashback) Ysley
    but you'll have to be the one to
    convince Rin-san to break the seal.
[09:10] (Flashback) Ysley
    Moreover,
[09:11] (Flashback) Ysley
    Rin-san will be free to go wherever
    she likes once the seal is no more.
[09:14] (Flashback) Prontea
    You're right! We should make sure we're
    fully prepared for whatever might happen!
[09:18] Ysley
    That said, we will have to fight
    the Demon Lord eventually...

[09:24] Ysley
    I wonder if I have to train, too...
    What a drag! I just wanna do research!
[09:30] Hayato
    Damn it! How long am I supposed
    to carry this thing?!
[09:33] Prontea
    Until your body memorizes
    the feeling of its weight!
[09:37] Prontea
    If you're still thinking of it at "carrying,"
    then you're going about this all wrong!
[09:46] Neput
    Okay, try that again while
    increasing your weight.
[09:48] Neput
    I'll tell you how different it comes out.
[09:51] Paula
    Going from 36 kilos to 90 kilos...
[09:54] Paula
    That should be twice as powerful!
[10:01] Neput
    That was heavier, yeah,
    but you weren't going as fast.
[10:05] Neput
    I think the trick is to only get
    heavy for the moment of impact.
[10:10] Paula
    That's kind of a big ask, y'know...
[10:13] Ysley
    Even for someone who's a natural
    at lowering her weight,
[10:16] Ysley
    increasing it in an instant
    seems to be difficult.
[10:19] Ysley
    When I think about how long this'll
    take to be viable in combat,
[10:22] Ysley
    it makes my head hurt...
[10:24] Ysley
    He's making them do this
    knowing full well
[10:26] Ysley
    that they won't be able
    to pull it off, isn't he?
[10:32] Hayato
    How the hell am I supposed
    to learn this shit?!
[10:39] Hayato
    Hey, General Piscalat! Come fight me again!
[10:43] Piscalat
    I don't mind, but...
[10:45] Prontea
    Good grief, this boy has no patience.
[10:50] Piscalat
    From the look of it,
    I doubt this will go any differently.
[10:54] Piscalat
    He doesn't seem to have learned a thing.
[10:59] Hayato
    Gotta make my body heavy...
[11:03] Hayato
    Just like that rock!
[11:14] Piscalat
    Wh-What was that?
[11:20] Hayato
    Whoa, holy shit!
[11:22] Hayato
    That really was way stronger!
[11:25] Hayato
    Prontea-san, you're awesome, man!
[11:29] Prontea
    Uh, yeah, thanks...
[11:29] Hayato
    Seriously, you're awesome!
[11:32] Both
    How the...?
[11:37] Neput
    I'm up next.
[11:39] Neput
    You're gonna have to prove
    that wasn't a fluke just now.
[11:43] Hayato
    Fine by me! Bring it on!
[11:52] Neput
    Th-This is...
[11:54] Prontea
    He's able to chain attacks even
     though that's far more difficult.
[11:57] Prontea
    That boy... Is he actually a prodigy?
[12:03] Ysley
    I think I understand.
[12:05] Ysley
    It may be that Hayato has never thrown
    a punch at his natural body weight.
[12:12] Ysley
    This is actually kind of convenient...
[12:15] Ysley
    He might be increasing his weight
    more than he's realizing as a result.
[12:20] Ysley
    Prontea-san?
[12:22] Prontea
    Yeah, you're right!
[12:25] Prontea
    Hey, wait, is this for real?
[12:27] Prontea
    Then all of his previous attacks were
    thrown at only a few kilograms?
[12:34] Prontea
    Which means he's gotten this
    strong in just eighty years...

[12:39] Prontea
    That's even harder to believe!
[12:50] Neput
    Not bad...
[12:51] Neput
    There's room for improvement,
    but you win, kid.
[12:55] Hayato
    Hell yeah!
[12:57] Prontea
    So this is the kind of power that
    an Idaten who grows up
[12:59] Prontea
    earnestly yearning
    for strength can achieve...
[13:03] Hayato
    All right, next up is all three
    of you at once, right?
[13:07] Hayato
    Hope you two weren't
    expecting a nice, long break!
[13:09] Prontea
    No, that won't be necessary, Hayato-kun.
[13:12] Prontea
    I'll be your opponent this time.
[13:15] Prontea
    This probably suits him better
    than holding up a boulder.
[13:20] ---
    I'm going to fight normally,
    with one handicap:
[13:23] ---
    I won't dodge any of your attacks.
[13:26] ---
    Your goal is to manage to damage me.
[13:30] Hayato
    Damn, you might be pretty awesome,
[13:33] Hayato
    but you're still a royal pain
    in the ass, y'know that?!
[13:36] Hayato
    Don't screw with me!
[13:51] Hayato
    Damn... I guess beating him
    isn't gonna be easy after all...
[13:56] Hayato
    Freaking monster...
[13:58] Piscalat
    He's so incredibly powerful...
[14:00] Piscalat
    Did we seriously intend to wage war
    against someone like this?
[14:03] Piscalat
    It's a little late now, but that's terrifying.
[14:05] Cory
    Piscalat-neechan...
[14:07] Cory
    We're due to report in. What should we do?
[14:11] Piscalat
    We've got two choices. We can keep quiet
    or give a false report to buy time.
[14:18] Piscalat
    But...
[14:26] Brandy
    Based on this footage alone,
    they really don't seem that impressive.
[14:31] Miku
    There's something weird
    about how weak this boy is.
[14:35] Miku
    It's like he's actually much stronger,
    but doesn't realize it somehow.
[14:42] Brandy
    If he could utilize his full potential,
    would be he be stronger than me?
[14:49] Miku
    I think you'd still have the edge, Brandy.
[14:53] Brandy
    Y-Yes, of course I would.
[14:56] Miku
    But I'm pretty sure he
    could beat the rest of us.
[15:00] Miku
    In fact, I think some of us
    might already be lost...
[15:04] Brandy
    What do you mean by that?
[15:07] Miku
    There's been no report from
    Piscalat's group whatsoever.
[15:12] Piscalat
    Miku will probably see through
    any ruse we try to pull.
[15:15] Piscalat
    The smart call is simply to stay quiet.
[15:18] Miku
    Are the three of them dead already?
[15:21] Miku
    No, I bet that they've been
    captured and squeezed for intel.
[15:27] Brandy
    Don't be ridiculous.
[15:28] Brandy
    Even if they were caught, I doubt Neput
    and Piscalat would talk so easily.
[15:32] Miku
    I get the feeling Cory-kun would spill
    the beans pretty quickly under torture.
[15:38] Miku
    Torturing Cory-kun...
[15:41] Miku
    And Piscalat's such a virgin, too...
[15:43] Miku
    Plus, when I think about Neput
    on top of everything else...
[15:46] Miku
    God, I want some!
[15:50] Miku
    Brandy, my brain's not going to work
    otherwise, so I need a bathroom break!
[15:55] Brandy
    If you're going to the bathroom, then why
    are you taking that filthy thing with you?!
[15:58] Miku
    Fine, I need a good !
[16:01] Brandy
    Could you please not be so blunt?!
[16:03] Brandy
    Honestly, she doesn't have a
    trace of refinement...
[16:07] Brandy
    But did they really lose?
[16:10] Brandy
    Your Lordship? Darling?
[16:12] ---
    Hmm?
[16:13] Brandy
    Has there been any news?
[16:14] Obami
    None at all.
[16:16] Takeshita
    There's been no contact
    from Neput and the others.
[16:19] Takeshita
    We can't even tell if they're a lost cause.
[16:22] Obami
    With Nickel gone, you're our
    strongest line of defense.
[16:26] Obami
    I'm counting on you, Brandy.
[16:29] Brandy
    Yes. Leave it to me.
[16:35] Obami
    Well, Miku, did you discover anything?
[16:41] Obami
    She's so focused and serious!
[16:43] Takeshita
    Is the situation really that dire?
[16:47] Narr
    It was actually just post-climax clarity.
[16:52] Ysley
    Paula, if you're bored, would you like
    to join me on a trip to Sarabael?
[16:56] Ysley
    It'd be easier for the two of us
    to convince them that either alone.
[17:02] Paula
    That's fine with me.
[17:08] Hayato
    Damn... I keep hitting him
    and it's like he doesn't feel it...
[17:13] Ysley
    You know, Hayato,
    there's one other simple way
[17:17] Ysley
    to increase your attack power
    that doesn't involve your weight.
[17:23] Prontea
    I wonder what he's filling
    your head with now.
[17:26] Kuraishi
    What's this all about?
    And why all the secrecy?
[17:30] Raki
    Is something going on?
[17:31] Buzz
    Mom?
SIGN    First Prince Kuraishi
[17:32] Brandy
    No one knows that I've called you all here.
SIGN    Second Princess Raki
SIGN    Third Prince Buzz
[17:36] Brandy
    I'll get directly to the point.
[17:39] Brandy
    I want the three of you to escape
    the country immediately.
[17:43] Brandy
    When you do, take a demon
    of your choosing with you.
[17:47] Brandy
    Any questions?
[17:48] Buzz
    What for? And why are
    we doing this in secret?
[17:52] Brandy
    To prevent demonkind from being wiped out.
[17:55] Brandy
    As things currently stand, Neput
    and two others have been captured,
[17:57] Brandy
    and since we have no way of knowing when
    they might leak information about us,
[18:00] Brandy
    I have no choice but to take
    action on my own in secret.
[18:03] Raki
    Why the three of us
    and not our older siblings?
[18:08] Brandy
    Well, that's because...
[18:10] Brandy
    The three of you are the ones
    I actually gave birth to.
[18:16] Brandy
    Hey! What's so funny?
[18:18] Raki
    Oh, I'm sorry, it's just...
[18:21] Raki
    You were talking about things like
    preserving demonkind and intel leaks before
[18:25] Raki
    to justify it, but you really just
    want to help your kids escape.
[18:34] Buzz
    And you're usually so rational!
[18:37] Kuraishi
    I guess you've got a
    maternal streak after all!
[18:39] Kuraishi
    I had no idea!
[18:42] Brandy
    Shut it! Just get out of the kingdom
     before I kill you myself!
[18:46] Kuraishi
    Okay, Mom.
[18:48] Kuraishi
    We'll go. We'll run.
[18:51] Buzz
    Take care of yourself, too, okay?
[18:53] Raki
    Please be care...ful...
[18:56] Brandy
    Yes. You three take care, as well.
[19:02] Brandy
    They didn't know I have

    a maternal streak, huh?

[19:07] Brandy
    Well, neither did I.
[19:10] Kuraishi
    Here you go!
[19:11] Girls
    Kuraishi-sama, you rock!
[19:14] Kuraishi
    Ferlandia!
[19:15] Kuraishi
    I've got a big trip coming up.
    You should join me.
[19:18] Ferl
    I've got shit to do, unlike you.
[19:21] Ferl
    That means no time to join in
     your playboy games.
SIGN    Madame of the 7th
    Zoble Pleasure District
    Ferlandia
[19:25] Kuraishi
    Look, just come with me.
    Direct orders from Empress Brandy.
[19:28] Kuraishi
    The rest of them are mere distractions.
[19:30] Ferl
    Huh, so it's not just fun and games?
SIGN    Zoble Air Force Major
    Meliano
[19:34] Mel
    What is it, Buzz? You wanted to talk?
[19:36] Buzz
    Uh, well...
[19:38] Buzz
    Um, it's about...
[19:40] Buzz
    Should I explain to her what's going on?
[19:42] Buzz
    Or would it be more natural to tell her
    how I feel and see what she says first?
[19:45] Raki
    Kroft!
SIGN    Butler to the
    Zoble Royal Family
    Kroft
[19:48] Krof
    Oh? What is it, Princess Raki?
[19:51] Raki
    Please! Take me away from this place!
[19:57] Brandy
    This is just getting more depressing...
[20:00] Brandy
    I don't wanna die yet.
[20:04] Brandy
    I wanna run... I wanna run...
[20:09] Gill
    God...
[20:11] Gill
    If you're watching,
    I beg you, send us salvation.
[20:17] Sagishee
    My devoted faithful, the world
    is in need of salvation!
[20:22] Sagishee
    The Zoble Empire uses their military might
     to commit every manner of barbarism!
[20:26] Sagishee
    Hotaena has forsaken God in favor
    of indulging in wanton delights!
[20:30] Sagishee
    They are sinful nations whose
    policy is to blaspheme God!
[20:34] Sagishee
    They are in need of redemption
    that only we can offer!
[20:39] Sagishee
    Yes, redemption in the form of death!
[20:41] Sagishee
    At this point, their only hope is for
[20:43] Sagishee
    their souls be purified at the hands of us,
    God's humble servants!
[20:47] Church
    Redemption for the devils!
[20:48] Church
    Purification for the devils!
[20:50] Sagishee
    The finite wealth and resources of this world
[20:52] Sagishee
    cannot be monopolized
    by such unholy authoritarians!
[20:57] Sagishee
    Their management is a task
[20:59] Sagishee
    that only we, God's servants,
    are fit to handle!
[21:06] Sagishee
    What the—?!
[21:08] Ysley
    I've heard the rumors,
    but that was a seriously pathetic sermon.
[21:12] Ysley
    Didn't it amount to "no one's
    allowed to have power, except us"?
[21:16] Sagishee
    What are you impudent
    children trying to say?!
[21:18] Sagishee
    And just who are you?!
[21:20] Ysley
    Good afternoon. It's nice to meet you.
[21:22] Ysley
    We're gods!

Season 1

E7 - Performance

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[00:10] Narr
    The religious state of Sarabael.
[00:12] Narr
    All of it citizens are
    adherents of the same faith,
[00:15] Narr
    resulting in a nation united by belief.
[00:18] Ysley
    Good afternoon. It's nice to meet you.
[00:20] Ysley
    We're gods!
[00:22] Sagishi
    Don't be ridiculous! Do you realize
     who you're talking to?!
[00:25] Sagishi
    I am the one true holy arbiter of the
    Divine Prontea who once blessed this land!
[00:29] Sagishi
    I am the Third Holy Pontiff
    of Sarabael, Sagishi Sakushu!
[00:34] Paula
    "The Divine Prontea"?
[00:36] Ysley
    Well, let's just say this
    country has its own backstory.
[00:42] Ysley
    Okay then. Stick to the plan,
    all right, Paula?
[00:44] Paula
    Right.
[00:48] Sagishi
    How's that?! Behold the righteous wrath
     of God's divine punishment!
[00:52] Sagishi
    Another unclean soul has
    been delivered unto salv...
[01:01] (Flashback) Paula
    Is this good enough? But I can't
    fly with them or anything.
SIGN    #7
    Performance
[01:05] (Flashback) Paula
    They're just for decoration.
[01:07] (Flashback) Ysley
    That should suffice.
[01:08] (Flashback) Paula
    So, what now?
[01:11] (Flashback) Ysley
    Just make something up.
[01:12] Paula
    That isn't very helpful...
[01:15] Paula
    Uh, I came here today to talk with you all.
[01:20] Sagishi
    What are you all doing?!
    Don't let her tricks fool you!
[01:23] Sagishi
    Those wings are fake! It's just a costume!
[01:26] Paula
    T-Technically, yes...
[01:29] Sagishi
    Taste the lord's might!
[01:36] Paula
    This is gonna be rough.
    They aren't listening at all—
[01:42] Paula
    Huh?
[01:42] Sagishi
    I-I had no idea you were truly a god!
     Forgive my rudeness!
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[03:22] Ysley
    Now that everyone's gathered around,
    I'd like to begin the discussion.
SIGN    Right-Wing Captain of Sarabael's Military Order
    Deban Koredaake
[03:27] Deban
    These brats are supposed to be gods?!
[03:30] Deban
    If you want to make claims like that,
    let's see some damn evidence!
[03:34] Ysley
    Evidence, eh?
[03:36] Ysley
    I can't say we have any of that.
[03:39] Ysley
    All we can really do is demonstrate power
    and speed that prove we're not human...
[03:42] Ysley
    There's also the fact that
     firearms don't work on us.
[03:47] Ysley
    We are the same beings as your Divine Prontea,
     however, so you can consider us gods.
[03:52] Paula
    Hey, can I ask something?
[03:54] Paula
    What exactly is the connection between
    Prontea-san and this country?
[03:58] Priests
    You're a god, but you don't know that?
[04:01] Ysley
    I'm afraid this particular god hasn't
    been around for very long yet.
[04:04] Ysley
    Why don't you explain for her, Mr. Pontiff?
[04:07] Sagishi
    O-Of course...
[04:08] Sagishi
    The land of Sarabael is said to predate
    a supposed collapse of human civilization.
[04:13] Sagishi
    It's the oldest true holy land
    in the world that's still intact.
[04:16] Sagishi
    Our history states that
    it was founded by God.
[04:20] (Flashback) Ysley
    This country was actually
    founded by Rin and the old guard
[04:23] (Flashback) Ysley
    before the demons were sealed away.
[04:27] (Flashback) Ysley
    Although it was originally
    just an underground shelter
[04:29] (Flashback) Ysley
    they dug up to keep the humans safe in...
[04:33] Sagishi
    However, for centuries,
    few chose to stay in this land.
[04:38] Sagishi
    Landslides, drought,
    flooding any time there was rain...
[04:42] Sagishi
    It was a very harsh place to survive.
[04:45] Sagishi
    Then God appeared to us...
[04:49] Sagishi
    Over the course of days,
    he changed the landscape itself,
[04:51] Sagishi
    tamed the floods,
[04:53] Sagishi
    and transformed this land
    into something far more habitable.
[04:58] Sagishi
    Before he returned to the celestial
    realm, he spake thus...
[05:02] (Flashback) Prontea
    You can consider this place
    sacred if you want,
[05:05] (Flashback) Prontea
    but don't let that stop
    you from improving on it!
[05:09] (Flashback) Prontea
    Develop it in whatever way makes
    it easier to live in, okay?
[05:12] (Flashback) Prontea
    See ya around!
[05:14] Paula
    Yeah, okay, I get it now.
[05:16] Paula
    In other words, he was fixing up
    Rin-san's sloppy construction...
[05:20] Sagishi
    And now, a hundred years later,
[05:23] Sagishi
    we are faithfully carrying out the command
     passed down by the Divine Prontea.
[05:29] Paula
    But he didn't mention anything about
    purging or "saving" other countries.
[05:35] Sagishi
    N-Now then, what can we help
     you almighty gods with?
[05:39] Sagishi
    Was I speaking out of place to
    declare myself your servant?
[05:43] Ysley
    You're right. Let's get to business.
[05:46] Ysley
    In the near future, the gods,
    including your Divine Prontea,
[05:49] Ysley
    will destroy the Zoble Empire.
[05:51] Priests
    What?!
[05:52] Priests
    The Zoble Empire?!
[05:53] Ysley
    It will be appear to be a military coup d'état
[05:55] Ysley
    that results in a regime change.
[05:58] Ysley
    And it will leave Sarabael and Hotaena
    as the world's remaining superpowers.
[06:03] Ysley
    Now, to prevent global chaos,
    we're prohibiting war between you two.
[06:08] Ysley
    After the coup, both Sarabael and Hotaena
    will support their efforts to rebuild,
[06:13] Ysley
    resulting in a tight-knit peace
    between all three nations.
[06:16] Priests
    With Hotaena?
[06:17] Priests
    You expect us to work alongside
    a country full of apostates?
[06:21] Ysley
    What're you yammering about?
[06:22] Ysley
    This country has been doing whatever
    it wants in the name of god.
[06:26] Ysley
    The only "god" you care about
[06:28] Ysley
    is the symbol that you
    use unite your citizens.
[06:31] Ysley
    And you use the authority that
    affords you to enrich yourselves.
[06:37] Ysley
    I honestly think that's great!
[06:41] Ysley
    I mean, what did the first pontiff,
[06:42] Ysley
    who earnestly worshiped god
    and spent all his time praying, accomplish?
[06:45] Ysley
    Your people were hungry and unprepared
    to deal with pandemics and natural disasters,
[06:49] Ysley
    leading to nothing but decline.
[06:51] Ysley
    But since you've taken over,
    religion has become a business.
[06:54] Ysley
    And by using your faithful as slave labor,
[06:56] Ysley
    you've turned this country
    into a major player.
[06:58] Ysley
    In the eyes of human society,
     that might make you scum.
[07:01] Ysley
    But as far as us gods care?
    We really don't.
[07:05] Ysley
    Our only concerns are about excessive
    environmental damage and large-scale war.
[07:10] Ysley
    We don't want you all dying. That's all.
[07:14] Paula
    I don't really get the specifics
    about all this human stuff,
[07:17] Paula
    but try to get along with
    Hotaena from now on, okay?
[07:23] Priests
    What should we do, Your Holiness?
[07:25] Sagishi
    We'll do as the gods have
    decreed and avoid war.
[07:29] Sagishi
    However, everything else
    will be business as usual.
[07:31] Sagishi
    We'll continue to sell sham relics
     according to improvised revelations,
[07:34] Sagishi
    keep sending psychics and entertainers
    to other countries to proselytize,
[07:39] Sagishi
    increase our sway in the political
    sphere of other nations,
[07:41] Sagishi
    continue gathering wealth, running
     the country, and protecting our citizens.
[07:48] Sagishi
    It is the will of the gods!
[07:53] Obami
    "The bodies of Idaten, including their
    clothing, constitute a single unit."
[07:58] Obami
    "Anything detached from the
    main body will vanish over time,"
[08:01] Obami
    "so it is impossible to retrieve a sample."
[08:06] Obami
    How did you come to these conclusions?
[08:09] Miku
    Right here. The blood that was on Gyudo's
    nose vanishes without a trace later on.
[08:14] Miku
    And Four-Eyes' glasses
    also magically get fixed.
[08:17] Miku
    I'd say the bodies of Idaten are
    less "matter" as we understand it,
[08:20] Miku
    and more so a kind of "existence."
[08:24] Miku
    It's all in the report for you to peruse,
[08:27] Miku
    so is it okay if I focus
    on the footage for now?
[08:30] Obami
    It's impressive you were able to figure
    out all this from so little video.
[08:35] Obami
    This could be the key
    to finding a weakness in the Idaten.
[08:41] Miku
    Someone's thinking positively.
[08:43] Miku
    To be honest, we're way past the point
    I think that's likely to happen...
[08:49] Red sign
    Escapees will be shot on sight♥
SIGN    Zoble Imperial
    Maternity Hospital
[08:55] Merku
    Hang in there, everyone!
[08:57] Merku
    Remember, the state will
    take care of your children,
[08:59] Merku
    ensuring they turn into the
    same kind of soldiers
[09:01] Merku
    who got you here in the first place!
[09:03] Merku
    You don't have to worry
    about parenting at all!
[09:05] Merku
    Relax and give birth without a care!
[09:08] Umeyo
    Looks like the girl over there just finished.
[09:11] Umeyo
    Make sure to patch up the tears.
[09:14] Umeyo
    Otherwise it could be a
    problem with the next batch.
[09:16] Merku
    Okay!
[09:19] Merku
    Oh, what's up, Miku?
[09:21] Miku
    Oh, I just needed to talk to Umeyo!
[09:24] Miku
    It's kind of a hard subject
    to broach, but...
[09:27] Umeyo
    You preggers?
[09:29] Miku
    No, ma'am.
[09:32] Hayato
    You long-haired—
[09:43] Prontea
    He's already able to push me back?
[09:46] Prontea
    How is he this much stronger after one night?
[09:49] Prontea
    One second, Hayato-kun!
[09:51] Prontea
    What exactly did Ysley-kun say to you?
    How are you hitting so much harder already?
[09:57] Hayato
    Something about consciously trying
    to get lighter, the way Paula does.
[10:01] Hayato
    Upping my weight when I land a blow
     is supposed to make a difference, too.
[10:05] Prontea
    Oh, I see...
[10:06] Prontea
    Lowering your weight for speed
[10:08] Prontea
    and then increasing it for power
    is fundamental stuff!
[10:12] Prontea
    And you never realized it for yourself?
[10:17] Prontea
    Ysley-kun! Already done
    negotiating with the humans?
[10:21] Ysley
    Yup. No problems on our end.
[10:23] Ysley
    Thanks to the lack of delays,
    we won't need the whole week.
[10:26] Prontea
    That's perfect. I don't think we'll
    be needing it, either.
[10:31] Prontea
    Hayato-kun, practice is over for now.
    Next is live combat.
[10:37] Prontea
    We're going to invade the Zoble Empire today.
[10:49] Navy
    Four new targets have appeared!
[10:53] Prontea
    M-M-Master... I-It's been so long...
[10:57] Rin
    Prontea! It really has been a while.
[11:00] Obami
    Th-That's... another Idaten
    we've never seen before!
[11:04] Obami
    Is he the one who defeated
    Piscalat and the others?
[11:06] Takeshita
    If he's too strong for us to handle,
[11:10] Takeshita
    we'll have to flee, won't we?
[11:11] Ysley
    Um, Prontea-san, you're looking a bit shaky...
[11:16] Ysley
    Were you able to shut down the audio
    and video transmissions from the ships?
[11:19] Prontea
    Uh... Sorry. N-No can do.
[11:22] Ysley
    Then I suppose it's only a matter of
    time before this "Miku" figures out
[11:26] Ysley
    that we're preparing to invade.
[11:28] Obami
    Hey, Miku! A new Idaten has appeared!
[11:31] Obami
    I want you to analyze him ASAP!
[11:34] Obami
    Hmm? Miku?
[11:37] Obami
    What? The reports?
[11:40] Obami
    Those can wait! I want you
    to start looking into this new one—
[11:47] Decoy
    His Majesty is here, too?!
[11:49] Obami
    Wh-Who are you supposed to be?
[11:52] Decoy
    M-Mistress Miku told me
[11:54] Decoy
    to sit there and be quiet.
[11:57] Decoy
    And if I'm found out, to hand over this letter.
[12:00] Miku
    Dear Demon Lord...
[12:01] Miku
    Looks like you caught me!
[12:03] Miku
    Sorry, but after assessing
    the current situation,
[12:06] Miku
    I've decided we're totally screwed!
[12:08] Miku
    That being the case, I'm going to flee
    the country! Hope you understand!
[12:12] Miku
    I'm also taking Umeyo with me
[12:14] Miku
    in the event that we get a chance
    to rebuild the demon race later on!
[12:17] ---
    A word of warning:
[12:20] ---
    If the three Idaten on our radar
    rendezvous with the powerful one,
[12:24] ---
    or if you confirm the
    presence of a new Idaten,
[12:28] ---
    I'm fairly sure what comes next will be...
[12:29] Miku
    an immediate invasion.
[12:30] Sign
    AN
[12:30] Sign
    IMMEDIATE
[12:31] Sign
    INVASION
[12:34] Troops
    The three of them are on the move!
[12:35] Troops
    Th-They're so fast!
[12:37] Umeyo
    What's with these tunnels?
[12:39] Miku
    I'd say Kroft was the one who dug them.
[12:42] Miku
    Raki most likely put him up to it.
[12:44] Miku
    Brandy takes her responsibilities
    pretty seriously,
[12:46] Miku
    so I doubt she'd run in the face of danger,
[12:48] Miku
    but I bet she told her
    children to make a break for it.
[12:50] Miku
    I'm curious, Umeyo.
[12:52] Miku
    How many children are in the process
    of fusing inside you right now?
[12:56] Umeyo
    Two of them. Both boys.
[12:58] Miku
    That means once they're old enough,
    Merku and I can start popping out babies!
[13:04] Merku
    Wait... Me, too?!
[13:06] Merku
    You want me to have kids with someone
     who's just a baby right now?
[13:09] Merku
    How perverted are you?!
[13:11] Miku
    Don't worry so much!
[13:13] Miku
    I'll make sure they know all the ins and outs
     by the time they're ready for action!
[13:17] Merku
    That's not what I'm objecting to!
[13:19] Miku
    I personally like the idea
    of taking some naive boy
[13:22] Miku
    and getting him addicted to my body.
[13:25] Miku
    Are shotas not your thing?
[13:27] Merku
    I mean, I like them, but...
[13:32] Umeyo
    I never would've guessed
    that was your style!
[13:38] Miku
    Chat time is over! It's time to beat it!
[13:41] Miku
    The letter I left has been opened!
[13:43] Miku
    Something must've happened with the Idaten,
[13:45] Miku
    which means it won't be
    long before they attack!
[13:51] Obami
    Brandy! Miku's flown the coop!
[13:54] Takeshita
    Why would she go on her own?
    We could've all fled as a group.
[13:59] Obami
    It's obvious enough.
[14:00] Obami
    She meant to make herself scarce
    while the rest of us are being killed.
[14:04] Brandy
    I'm sure she judged that to be
    her best hope of escape.
[14:09] PA
    Emergency notice! Emergency notice!
[14:12] PA
    All roads leading in and out
    of Zoble are being destroyed!
[14:23] Merku
    M... M-M-Miku!
[14:25] Merku
    The path behind us just got demolished!
[14:27] Miku
    Looks like they're eliminating
    all methods of egress.
[14:31] Miku
    By cutting away at the land,
    they can turn Zoble into a giant island
[14:31] Sign
    Zoble
[14:34] Miku
    and then take their time wiping
    out all of the demons inside.
[14:38] Miku
    That means, at present, any demon
    on the other side of the divide...
[14:42] Miku
    has nowhere to run.
[14:44] Prontea
    Not having to work
    with Master is pretty relaxing...
[14:47] Brandy
    Your Lordship, I also told my
    own children to flee beforehand.
[14:52] Brandy
    If the Idaten realize that the
    majority of demons are here,
[14:56] Brandy
    they'll focus their attention on us.
[14:57] Brandy
    That will allow my children
    and Miku's group to escape.
[15:00] Brandy
    Come along, darling.
[15:03] Brandy
    You were bored of playing emperor
    for so long anyway, weren't you?
[15:07] Brandy
    Let's raise some hell,
    like we did when we were young.
[15:12] Takeshita
    Fair enough. Let's do it.
[15:17] Hayato
    There it is, Granny. That's the Zoble Empire.
[15:21] Rin
    I see. And that's where the demons are?
[15:29] Obami
    But how will they attack? How will they
    tell us apart from the humans?
[15:40] Hayato
    Damn it, Granny, there's only like
    300 demons in the whole country.
[15:45] Rin
    Is that right?
[15:47] Obami
    They're insane...
    Not a thought in their heads...
[15:50] Obami
    They're attacking with no concern
    for human lives, not to mention efficacy.
[15:55] Obami
    It's idiotic. One of them is a big old dummy.
[15:58] Piscalat
    But that works out perfectly...
[16:00] Piscalat
    Do you hear me, citizens of Zoble?
[16:03] Piscalat
    Do you hear me, all soldiers?
    This is General Piscalat of the Imperial Army.
[16:08] Piscalat
    I realize this is sudden, but the time
    has come for a military coup d'état.
[16:11] Brandy
    P-Piscalat?!
[16:12] Piscalat
    Any civilians and people who
    feel like surviving will need
[16:16] Piscalat
    to follow my orders and evacuate.
[16:18] Piscalat
    Your only chance of survival is to head
    for the northern coast immediately.
[16:21] Piscalat
    There will be no flights out.
    Air travel will make you a priority target.
[16:25] Troops
    Damn it, General Piscalat!
    What are you doing?!
[16:29] Troops
    Time to hunt a traitor!
[16:31] Troops
    I'm gonna get a crack at General Piscalat—
[16:35] Piscalat
    Now, to those of you
    who failed to flee, prepare to die.
[16:38] Piscalat
    Over and out.
[16:39] Brandy
    They're taking advantage of Piscalat's voice!
[16:42] Prisoners
    What's going on?!
[16:43] Gill
    Please, God, save us!
[16:46] Hayato
    Come on, you old bag! Quit making a mess!
[16:49] Hayato
    How are we supposed to keep track like this?
[16:52] Rin
    This is such a nuisance!
[16:53] Hayato
    Prontea says he can tell
    the demons from the humans.
[16:57] Hayato
    Leave the judgment calls to him.
[17:00] Hayato
    We're only going after the ones
    who're obviously not human.
SIGN    Demon Teen Salamanda
[17:09] Salamanda
    There you are, Idaten!
[17:10] Salamanda
    I'm the best demon there is
    when it comes to digging!
[17:12] Salamanda
    And now Salamanda is gonna dig your....
[17:15] Salamanda
    grave?!
[17:18] Hayato
    We just gotta kill 300 of those, right?
[17:22] Rin
    I see. This may be easier than I thought.
[17:25] Ysley
    Now, how will this shake out?
[17:29] Cory
    Why am I here with you guys?
[17:31] Ysley
    Because if any additional demons show up,
     we won't be able to handle them.
[17:35] Paula
    We don't amount to much in a fight, huh?
[17:43] Speedy
    This is absolute madness!
[17:45] Speedy
    And I swear, as the fastest demon alive,
     I'm gonna get as far away—
[17:53] Prontea
    That makes ten, I think.
[17:57] Prontea
    The evacuation seems
    to be going smoothly, but...
[18:01] Prontea
    I still don't see any priority targets.
[18:04] (Flashback) Piscalat
    If you want to protect the humans
    so that they can rebuild later,
[18:04] Sign
    Operation Planning
[18:08] (Flashback) Piscalat
    you'll want Prime Minister Biarov.
    He's human, but talented.
[18:11] (Flashback) Piscalat
    I'm sure he'll be useful.
[18:13] (Flashback) Piscalat
    It'd be ideal to make allies
    of Miku and Barcode, as well.
[18:18] (Flashback) Piscalat
    What they look like?
[18:20] (Flashback) Piscalat
    Well, they operate behind the scenes,
     so there are no pictures...
[18:23] (Flashback) Piscalat
    Wait, you want us to draw them?
[18:28] (Flashback) Neput
    I think Cory's is probably the closest.
[18:32] (Flashback) Piscalat
    It'll have to do, then...
SIGN    Miku
SIGN    Barcode
SIGN    Umeyo
[18:36] Prontea
    Is this gonna work?
[18:39] Beefy guys
    You're not going any farther!
[18:40] Beefy guys
    We're gonna show you the
    power of the Super Beefy Bros.!
[18:46] Rin
    Oh? Hayato's grown a lot stronger.
[18:51] Hayato
    This is gonna take all damn day.
[18:53] Hayato
    Let's split up, Granny.
[18:56] Rin
    He's still not quite as
    reliable as Prontea, but...
[19:02] Rin
    I'm pretty sure I pierced that one's heart.
[19:06] Rin
    Did I miss?
[19:14] Rin
    What's with them?
    They're suddenly moving much sharper.
[19:17] Rin
    In that case...
[19:22] Rin
    Can't move with their heads gone.
[19:28] Rin
    They're still not dead,
    even after losing their heads?!
[19:33] Rin
    Wh-What is this?
[19:35] Brandy
    She's so solid!
[19:37] Brandy
    I won't be able to keep her away
    with ultra-thin hair alone....
[19:40] Brandy
    Still, I must remain calm.
[19:41] Brandy
    She's not the kind of enemy
     I can beat head-on.
[19:46] Brandy
    The important thing is that she
    assumes she's fighting weaklings.
[19:49] Brandy
    I need her to believe that.
[19:54] Troops
    The hell is that?
[19:55] Troops
    One of General Piscalat's men?
[19:57] Troops
    Keep firing! Shoot him down!
[20:06] Hayato
    You're a demon, aren't you?
[20:10] Hayato
    Hey, get your ass back here!
[20:12] Prisoners
    I can't take it anymore!
[20:13] Prisoners
    Let us out of here!
[20:14] Gill
    Everyone, you mustn't lose hope!
[20:17] Gill
    I'm sure God will show us mercy!
[20:26] Prisoners
    Hey, over there!
[20:28] Hayato
    Man, he managed to get pretty far...
[20:31] Hayato
    Huh, why didn't those humans run?
[20:35] Gill
    Wh-Who are you?
[20:37] Gill
    No, it doesn't matter right now.
    Please, help us!
[20:42] Gill
    Open these cells!
[20:43] Prisoners
    Please! Help!
[20:44] Hayato
    Cells? Huh, so this is how
    you keep humans in place...
[20:53] Hayato
    Well, you're free, but you might
    be safer staying in here for now.
[20:59] Hayato
    Though it all depends on how
    wild the crazy old bitch gets...
[21:02] Gill
    J-Just who are you...?
[21:04] Takeshita
    He's a god.
[21:07] Takeshita
    Albeit not the kind of all-powerful
    creator deity that you worship.
[21:13] Gill
    E-Emperor Takeshita?!
[21:16] Takeshita
    You all have won this war.
[21:18] Takeshita
    But for the sake of the future...
    I need to at least manage to kill you.

Season 1

E8 - Idaten

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[00:09] Gill
    What is the emperor of Zoble
    doing in a place like this?
[00:14] Gill
    Why have you come to see
    us... or rather, to see him?
[00:18] Gill
    For what reason?
[00:19] Gill
    And he's... a god?
[00:22] Gill
    God...
[00:44] Hayato
    Damn it. That really hurt, you asshole!
[00:49] Takeshita
    You're a lot stronger than I had thought.
[00:51] Takeshita
    This might be quite the workout
    for an old timer like me.
[00:54] Takeshita
    Go ahead. Come at me again. Or would you
    rather run crying to your friend?
[00:59] Hayato
    Nobody said anything about
    running, you piece of shit!
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:37] Rin
    This is so irritating...
[02:44] Rin
    I don't think they'll be
    coming back this time.
[02:47] Brandy
    Did she do all that by swinging a sword?!
[02:50] Brandy
    What the hell?! How big of a
    monster can one person be?!
[02:54] Brandy
    Still, I knew from the beginning
    that I couldn't win...
[02:57] Brandy
    Let's see how much time of yours I can waste.
[03:01] Rin
    Damn it. What are these blasted strings?!
[03:06] Rin
    Looking a bit more closely,
    the strings are attached to them...
[03:09] Rin
    Maybe they're all being controlled
    by a main body, somewhere else?
[03:15] Decoy 2
    That's right! What you've been
    fighting are merely my marionettes!
[03:18] Decoy 2
    You have to defeat me if you
    want to end this battle!
[03:22] Rin
    Then you're the one behind this!
[03:28] Rin
    My face! Ow, my face!
[03:31] Decoy 2
    You fell right for that one!
[03:32] Decoy 2
    I think I'll call it the
    Netted Face Shredder!
[03:35] Rin
    I've had enough of this—
[03:38] Rin
    What the?!
[03:39] Rin
    My arm just flew off!
[03:41] Brandy
    She is... incredibly good
    at falling for traps.
[03:45] Brandy
    Could I...
[03:46] Brandy
    actually win this, if I play my cards right?
[03:50] Prontea
    Another day, another search for
    baldy Barcode, the giant old lady,
[03:53] Prontea
    and the pigtailed bondage gal.
[03:56] Narr
    Everything that Prontea sees is
    transmitted, via electronic signal,
[04:00] Narr
    to his PC at home, which is then
    displayed for General Piscalat.
[04:05] Piscalat
    No. No. No.
[04:08] Piscalat
    No.
[04:09] Piscalat
    No. No. No. No.
[04:10] Prontea
    Is it me, or are you treating
    this like an assembly line worker
[04:13] Piscalat
    No. No.
[04:13] Prontea
    who's looking for faulty products?
[04:15] Piscalat
    Pipe down.
[04:17] Piscalat
    Wait, how many people resembling
    Miku have you seen?
[04:21] Prontea
    Only the one.
SIGN    Miku
[04:23] Prontea
    I doubt there's a lot of people
    with that kind of fashion sense.
[04:26] Piscalat
    Exactly. So, how do you explain her?
[04:29] Piscalat
    It's a bit too exact to
    just be a coincidence.
[04:32] Prontea
    A decoy?
[04:33] Piscalat
    Yeah. The question is, why?
[04:36] Prontea
    Okay, I'll go have a chat with her.
[04:42] Prontea
    I need to borrow you for a sec.
[04:44] Decoy
    Excuse me?
[04:46] Decoy
    What is this?! What is this?!
[04:49] Prontea
    Stop screaming!
[04:50] Prontea
    If you're human, you won't be harmed,
    so simmer down a little!
[05:02] Prisoner
    We need to get out of here!
[05:03] Gill
    No. I...
[05:06] Gill
    I'm going to bear witness to this.
[05:12] Hayato
    Come on, pops, you're not gonna sprout
    tentacles or shapeshift or anything?
[05:18] Takeshita
    He regenerates too fast.
[05:21] Takeshita
    The longer this goes on,
    the more of a disadvantage for me.
SIGN    #8 Idaten
[05:23] Takeshita
    I can't do that.
    I'm just good in a straight-up fight.
[05:28] Takeshita
    Which I imagine suits you perfectly.
    No tricks or gimmicks involved.
[05:31] Hayato
    True enough.
[05:33] Hayato
    Let's do this!
[05:35] Takeshita
    I'd have no chance if he
    capitalized on his speed
[05:38] Takeshita
    and healing to draw the battle out...
[05:40] Takeshita
    What a simpleton.
[05:44] Takeshita
    You didn't need to come here.
    Your side would've won the war, either way.
[05:49] Hayato
    Screw that. You expect me to hide
    behind Granny my whole life?
[05:54] Hayato
    By the way, you sure you don't
    wanna pull that arm out, pops?!
[06:01] Hayato
    Shit, this actually hurts really bad.
[06:05] Takeshita
    You take a wound like that,
    and it only hurts?
[06:08] Hayato
    You're not done yet, are you?
[06:11] Takeshita
    No. Come at me.
[06:16] Takeshita
    I think this is as far as I go...
[06:19] Decoy 2
    Hey, what's wrong? You dead?
[06:21] Decoy 2
    Why don't you try and get me again?
[06:25] Brandy
    I came out here half ready to die,
    but I think I might actually pull this off.
[06:32] Rin
    Damn you...
[06:35] Rin
    Your roundabout way of fighting is
    starting to seriously tick me off!
[06:41] Brandy
    Wait, what?! What the hell?!
    How did she regenerate so quickly?!
[06:48] Decoy
    What are you trying to do by
    getting wound up yourself?
[06:51] Decoy
    You can't even use that sword, now!
[06:53] Rin
    Really? Then maybe I'll get
    a little more wound up!
[07:04] Brandy
    Th-This is bad! I have to untangle my hair and—
[07:12] Rin
    That should be all of the decoys,
    along with the real body.
[07:17] Rin
    And now I'll cut through it all at once!
[07:24] Prontea
    Master is really going wild out there.
[07:32] Rin
    You seem to be the only one left.
[07:34] Rin
    Are you the real body?
[07:41] Hayato
    Looks like you're done...
[07:45] Hayato
    Then I win.
[07:48] Takeshita
    Good grief... he actually ran
    off, without finishing me.
[07:52] Takeshita
    It seems he only cares about
    whether he wins or not.
[07:57] (Flashback) Obami
    I'd recommend preparing
    a nuclear missile launch.
[08:01] (Flashback) Obami
    Although even if it's effective,
    we'd still end up dying in the process...
[08:09] (Flashback) Brandy
    Your Lordship, I also told my
    own children to flee beforehand.
[08:20] Takeshita
    Not yet...
[08:22] Takeshita
    It's not really over yet.
[08:28] Takeshita
    What do you think you're doing?
[08:30] Gill
    Isn't it obvious?!
[08:33] Gill
    Your wounds need to be
    treated, or you'll die!
[08:37] Takeshita
    You've really taken the whole
    "good person" thing to heart, haven't you?
[08:40] Takeshita
    There's no point, though.
    I weigh over 500 kg.
[08:44] Gill
    Ow...
[08:46] Takeshita
    Leave me and get out of here.
[08:48] Takeshita
    Dying after being flashed by
    a young woman won't be so bad.
[08:53] Gill
    Please, stop joking around!
[08:56] Takeshita
    That's a good reaction.
[08:57] Takeshita
    You know, after 20 years,
[09:00] Takeshita
    my wife still insists we turn the
    lights out when we go to bed.
[09:03] Takeshita
    Women with some sense of
    modesty really are the best.
[09:06] Takeshita
    I've never appreciated
    the way Miku does things.
[09:09] Gill
    Emperor Takeshita...
[09:11] Gill
    You were fighting in a way to avoid the
    prisoners being hurt in the crossfire.
[09:15] Gill
    You could've taken us as hostages...
[09:18] Gill
    Even now, regardless of what you're saying,
[09:20] Gill
    you're trying to make sure I get to safety.
[09:23] Gill
    To me...
[09:24] Gill
    You don't seem like a bad person.
[09:32] Hayato
    Damn it... I'm not healing fast enough.
[09:38] Hayato
    What the hell's that?
[09:42] Gill
    Emperor Takeshita!
[09:45] Takeshita
    One last word of warning...
[09:47] Takeshita
    I'm sure you've realized this,
    but we're not human.
[09:52] Takeshita
    Which means there's no hope
    for peace between our peoples.
[09:54] Takeshita
    Pray all you want, but the human hunts
    will resume again, sooner or later.
[10:01] Takeshita
    If you don't want to be caught
    again, flee to Hotaena.
[10:05] Takeshita
    Your life's short enough, you should
    be able to live it in peace.
[10:11] Gill
    What are you saying?
[10:13] Gill
    Even if you're not human, your concern
    for others shows we can coexist...
[10:24] Gill
    I am so powerless.
[10:29] Gill
    When I was attacked...
[10:31] Gill
    When I was taken away, and locked up.
[10:34] Gill
    I did nothing myself, I only prayed...
[10:39] Gill
    Even though a god came to save us,
    and was hurt in the process!
[10:45] Narr
    She has the wrong idea, there.
[10:47] Gill
    But I can't even carry
    the wounded to safety...
[10:53] Gill
    Prayer will accomplish
    nothing. I want power...
[10:57] Gill
    The power to protect people,
    with my own hands.
[11:01] Gill
    If only I had power like that god...
[11:10] Narr
    There are three criteria
    for an Idaten manifesting:
[11:14] Narr
    A large volume of thoughts, a long period
    of time, and a desire for salvation.
[11:19] Narr
    Here in the Zoble Empire,
    all three criteria have been met.
[11:26] Narr
    And the appearance, sex, name,
    and personality of an Idaten...
[11:32] Narr
    will be based off the most
    potent source of thoughts,
[11:37] Narr
    at the moment of their manifestation.
[11:44] Hayato
    What the hell are you doing here?
[11:48] Gill
    Um, are you okay? You seem to be hurt.
[11:53] Hayato
    Is that a joke?!
    You saw the whole damn thing!
[11:55] Gill
    I don't know what you mean! You've got
    the wrong person! I didn't see anything!
[11:59] Hayato
    Shit... my body...
[12:05] Gill
    What was that?!
[12:07] Hayato
    This speed... is she...
[12:10] Rin
    I want answers before I kill you.
[12:13] Rin
    Where is this Demon Lord, Over-M?
[12:17] Rin
    Or is it you?
[12:19] Brandy
    Demon Lord Over-M? How should I know?
[12:23] Brandy
    You're eight hundred years old, and you
    expect me to know something you don't?
[12:28] Rin
    I might not know him, but he
    brings something to mind...
[12:31] Rin
    His naming sense reminds me a
    great deal of my Grandfather...
[12:34] Rin
    He'd call one demon Super H
    because it was super hard!
[12:37] Rin
    Or another demon who's weak, cow-like,
    and preyed upon the others as food,
[12:41] Rin
    Gyudon-kun!
[12:45] (Flashback) Obami
    This seems to be a low-level demon,
    the kind that would be used for food...
[12:48] (Flashback) Obami
    And since he's treated like a disposable
    source of food, like a beef bowl,
[12:53] (Flashback) Obami
    why don't we call him Gyudo-kun?
[12:55] (Flashback) Brandy
    Uh... I don't see why not.
[12:59] Brandy
    Could it really be a coincidence?
[13:01] Obami
    Now, this is a fascinating subject. Would
    you mind letting me join the discussion?
[13:08] Rin
    Who are you?!
[13:09] Brandy
    Your Lord—
[13:10] Brandy
    I should keep quiet, for now.
[13:13] Obami
    Rin, watching you fight stirred some
    memories the origins of which I am unsure of.
[13:18] Obami
    I just had to speak to you in person.
[13:22] Rin
    How do you know my name—
[13:24] Obami
    Is that sword the same kind that Sukis used?
[13:30] (Flashback) Sukis
    Someone who's as awkward as you,
[13:32] (Flashback) Sukis
    on top of running from fights,
    couldn't produce one of these!
[13:34] (Flashback) Sukis
    If you're dead set on it, though,
    swing this one around every day.
[13:39] (Flashback) Rin
    Sukis-san! Stop making fun of me!
[13:43] (Flashback) Rin
    One day, I know I'll...
[13:47] Rin
    How do you know that?
[13:50] Obami
    I remember you being a frail crybaby,
    for some reason, as well.
[14:05] (Flashback) Rin
    Grandfather... everyone...
[14:07] (Flashback) Rin
    Since you've been gone, I've... I've...
[14:15] Rin
    Who are you?! How do you know these things?!
[14:18] Obami
    A good question. I have no clue, myself.
[14:21] Obami
    But I keep remembering more and more...
[14:23] Obami
    You would always flee from the demons,
    but you hated being alone even more,
[14:28] Obami
    so you would insist on heading into battle...
[14:32] (Flashback) Rin
    Don't leave me!
[14:34] (Flashback) Rin
    I'm going with you!
[14:37] Rin
    How does he know this?!
[14:40] Brandy
    She's stopped moving? She's wide open, too.
[14:44] Brandy
    During the battle, I came up
    with a way to beat her.
[14:48] Brandy
    But I'll only get one shot at it.
[14:50] Decoy
    Like I said, I have no idea
    where Miku-sama went after that!
[14:57] Prontea
    What do you think?
[14:58] Piscalat
    There's only one thing that makes sense.
[15:00] Piscalat
    She fled independently, to save her own skin.
[15:04] Piscalat
    There'd be no point in interrogating the
    other demons even if we captured them.
[15:07] Prontea
    So, you're saying...
[15:09] Ysley
    She managed to escape.
[15:12] Ysley
    Well, that's unfortunate. I can see now
    why General Piscalat was so wary of her.
[15:17] Ysley
    An excellent strategic choice.
[15:20] Neput
    I've got Biarov and Barcode.
[15:23] Barcode
    G-General Neput... why would you do this?
[15:26] Neput
    Put a sock in it!
[15:27] Neput
    You're gonna go through the same thing,
    so you'll know exactly why, soon enough.
[15:30] Ysley
    I see. In that case,
    hand Barcode over to Prontea-san.
[15:35] Ysley
    As for prime minister Biarov,
    give him a brief explanation
[15:38] Ysley
    and then see to it that he gets to safety.
[15:40] Neput
    Copy that.
[15:41] Biarov
    What exactly is the meaning of this, Neput?
[15:45] Biarov
    What do you intend on doing with me?!
[15:47] Neput
    Once this is over, you're gonna rebuild
     the country for the sake of it's people,
[15:50] Neput
    and the whole world.
[15:55] Ysley
    Hayato's headed this way, too.
[15:58] Paula
    Do you think something happened?
[15:59] Prontea
    Hey, sorry about the delay.
[16:01] Prontea
    Here's your Barcode-san.
[16:03] Ysley
    It looks like Hayato is headed this way, too...
    Do you have any idea what happened?
[16:08] Prontea
    Nope. I have a hard time
    imagining him coming back,
[16:10] Prontea
    even if he was on the verge of dying...
[16:12] Prontea
    Where's he at?
[16:13] Ysley
    Still in this area.
[16:15] Prontea
    That's a bit slow...
[16:18] Hayato
    Come on. Can't you go a little faster?
[16:21] Gill
    I'm sorry, no!
    I've never run on water before.
[16:26] Gill
    What the—?!
[16:27] Hayato
    It's fine. She's on our side.
[16:29] Prontea
    Oh, I see! A new Idaten!
[16:32] Ysley
    An Idaten?
[16:34] Ysley
    True enough. Zoble did meet all the
    criteria for one manifesting...
[16:37] Ysley
    I've got surgery to perform.
    Paula, take care of things here.
[16:41] Paula
    Yeah, got it!
[16:43] Ysley
    Hayato, you look like you
    had quite a struggle.
[16:45] Ysley
    Were you up against Umeyo? Or the Emperor?
[16:48] Hayato
    The Emperor, I think.
[16:50] Prontea
    Did you lose?
[16:51] Hayato
    Man, shut up. I beat him.
[16:54] Hayato
    I was gonna head back as soon
    as I handed her off to you guys.
[16:56] Prontea
    That works out nicely!
    So, what's your name, new girl?
[16:59] Gill
    Uh... Gill. It's Gill!
[17:03] Prontea
    Nice to meet you, Gill. I'm Prontea.
[17:06] Prontea
    Now, our hands are kind
    of full with this war...
[17:08] Prontea
    Once things calm down a bit,
    we'll have a proper chat.
[17:19] Gill
    I hope the others were able to escape...
[17:24] Prontea
    Hey!
[17:25] Gill
    Wh-Who are you?!
    When did you get behind me?!
[17:28] Prontea
    I kind of wanted to ask that.
[17:30] Prontea
    Can you warp, or something?
[17:32] Gill
    Huh?
[17:34] Prontea
    Wait... you are Gill, right?
[17:37] Gill
    Uh, yes. My name is Gilltina.
[17:40] Gill
    I usually answer to Gill, though...
[17:42] Gill
    How do you know my name?
[17:44] Prontea
    A lookalike? And a human?
[17:47] Prontea
    The resemblance is too strong
    for it to be a coincidence...
[17:53] Gill
    Excuse me, but are you a god—
[18:00] Prontea
    I see. You must've run into Hayato-kun.
[18:04] Prontea
    In that case, yes, I'm also a god.
[18:06] Prontea
    And if you're an ordinary human,
    that poses some interesting questions.
[18:10] Gill
    How could you?
[18:12] Prontea
    You'd provide a new data sample
    regarding the manifestation of Idaten.
[18:16] Gill
    How could you do that?!
[18:21] Prontea
    That's a demon. If I hadn't
    killed him, you would've died.
[18:25] Gill
    But... still...
[18:27] Gill
    To end a life so casually...!
[18:30] Prontea
    Then would you still criticize
    me if I were weaker,
[18:33] Prontea
    and fought a more desperate
    battle, but still won?
[18:39] Prontea
    What exactly would I need
    to do to satisfy you, then?
[18:44] Gill
    I don't know!
[18:46] Gill
    I might have died if you hadn't killed him...
[18:50] Gill
    But... taking an enemy's
    life so one-sidedly...
[18:54] Gill
    I just can't bear the sight of it!
[18:58] Prontea
    She's an interesting human, but her
    personality is pretty intensely troublesome.
[19:02] Prontea
    So, what should I do?
[19:04] Gill
    I'm sure that with the war,
[19:06] Gill
    there are many who were unable
    to escape, due to injuries...
[19:10] Gill
    But I'm unable to help them by myself.
[19:14] Gill
    Please, god, grant me your—
[19:17] Prontea
    Better to have her sleep
    until everything's over.
[19:21] Prontea
    I doubt any style of warfare
    would satisfy your conscience.
[19:25] Prontea
    Ignorance is bliss.
[19:27] Rin
    His memories are patchy... there's
    not much of a resemblance, either.
[19:31] Rin
    But he knows things only
    Grandfather could know...
[19:35] Rin
    And there are little
    habits that are the same.
[19:42] Rin
    Is that you, Grandfather?!
[19:48] Brandy
    As powerful as your attacks are,
    your defense is terrible!
[19:52] Brandy
    It's so bad that even using a little
    of your own strength against you
[19:55] Brandy
    makes a limb fly off!
[19:57] Brandy
    You can't even withstand the
    impact of your own attacks!
[20:01] Brandy
    Now, have a taste of one
    of those attacks, and die!
[20:10] Brandy
    That was way stronger than I expected...
    I accidentally blew the Demon Lord away.
[20:15] Brandy
    Well, he's a robot, so he'll
    probably be fine... right?
[20:19] Brandy
    But I need to strike again...
    need to get rid of her or—
[20:35] Rin
    Oh, Grandfather...
[20:38] Rin
    I've missed you... for so long...
[20:42] Rin
    Could we be... together again?
[20:49] Prontea
    Master?
[20:51] Narr
    Six hours after Takeshita
    and Brandy were defeated,
[20:55] Narr
    Piscalat and Cory joined the assault.
[20:58] Narr
    Hayato would return to the front lines,
[21:00] Narr
    and Barcode would take over
    operations from Piscalat.
[21:04] Narr
    Barcode was able to locate
    the remaining demons,
[21:06] Narr
    which Prontea and Hayato then eliminated.
[21:10] Narr
    The war was, effectively, over.
[21:17] Miku
    Looks like we're starting
    over from scratch, huh?

Season 1

E9 - Shadows

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[00:08] Paula
    I wonder if Rin-san's will be okay.
[00:11] Gill
    I'm honestly more shocked that the missing
    half of her body has already grown back...
[00:16] Paula
    Maybe that kind of damage
    was too much, even for her.
[00:21] Paula
    She's all healed up,
    but she's still completely out of it.
[00:26] Rin
    G-Grandfather...
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:03] Narr
    One week ago, the Zoble Empire
    was overthrown by a military coup d'état
[02:07] Narr
    organized by Imperial Army General Piscalat
     and Imperial Navy Admiral Neput.
[02:11] Narr
    Their new weapons allowed them to
    easily pierce the nation's defenses
[02:14] Narr
    and occupy the capital.
[02:16] Narr
    The bodies of Emperor Takeshita and
    Empress Brandy were both discovered,
[02:20] Narr
    and Prime Minister Biarov has since
[02:21] Narr
    announced his intent to work
    with the occupying military.
[02:25] Narr
    Thus the coup d'état was a success,
    giving rise to a reborn Zoble Empire.
[02:30] Ysley
    I suppose it's a rather
    happy ending on the surface, but...
[02:34] Ysley
    In reality, we've got a mountain of headaches.
[02:36] Ysley
    I'm honestly not sure where to start.
[02:40] Piscalat
    You've been going through documents for
    three days. Are you going to be all right?
[02:44] Ysley
    Idaten don't really suffer the kind of
    deterioration you're worried about.
[02:47] Ysley
    You, meanwhile, seem to be on the ropes.
[02:49] Ysley
    Is sleep deprivation an issue for demons?
SIGN    #9 Shadows
[02:51] Piscalat
    My body is fine, but I think my human
    brain is approaching its limit...
[02:55] Ysley
    Barcode seems to be fine, though.
[02:57] Piscalat
    His demonic powers have a
    strong influence on his brain.
[03:00] Barcode
    I've finished my survey of all the bodies
     we've been able to confirm.
[03:04] Barcode
    Of those, thirteen demons and two babies
     remain unaccounted for.
[03:09] Barcode
    Kuraishi, Buzz, and Raki...
[03:11] Barcode
    These three are Takeshita
    and Brandy's biological children.
[03:15] Barcode
    Then there's Miku, who fled
    after tricking the Demon Lord.
[03:18] Barcode
    Umeyo, inside of whom two
    demon children are gestating.
[03:22] Barcode
    Merku, Umeyo's assistant.
[03:25] Barcode
    Ferlandia, who's a skilled
     negotiator with humans
[03:27] Barcode
    and has a degree of influence
    in the underworld.
[03:30] Barcode
    Meliano, who fled via an unauthorized flight.
[03:34] Barcode
    Kroft, who is skilled at subterranean travel.
[03:36] Barcode
    We've already confirmed
    that he dug tunnels to escape.
[03:38] Barcode
    Lastly are the Super Beefy Bros.,
    who are worthless.
[03:41] Ysley
    Those four were obliterated
    without a trace by Rin-san,
[03:44] Ysley
    so you can take them off the list.
[03:46] Barcode
    You have surveillance on your own allies?
[03:48] Barcode
    You're every bit as thorough
    as the Demon Lord himself.
[03:51] Ysley
    Well, you know...
[03:52] Ysley
    General Piscalat, of the escaped demons,
    do any strike you as a particular threat?
[03:56] Piscalat
    Umeyo has the most combat prowess,
[03:58] Piscalat
    but I'd say Miku poses the greatest
    overall threat given the situation.
[04:02] Ysley
    I thought as much...
[04:04] Piscalat
    An incident came to
    my attention three days ago.
[04:06] Piscalat
    It happened at the Frohz estate, home to
    a major noble family in the nation of Yakini.
[04:10] Piscalat
    Bodies were found slaughtered in a way
    that a human would've struggled to manage.
[04:14] Piscalat
    Raki seems the likely culprit.
[04:16] Piscalat
    The Frohz estate is a beautiful property,
    so I suspect she just waltzed in.
[04:21] Ysley
    She just... waltzed into a pretty house
     while on the run
[04:24] Ysley
    and killed everyone who lives there?
     Is she a moron?
[04:27] Piscalat
    The fact that she vanished afterward
[04:29] Piscalat
    suggests she's traveling
    with someone who took her away.
[04:34] Piscalat
    Additionally, during the war,
    Neput killed a decoy of Kuraishi's.
[04:39] (Flashback) Neput
    That felt a little too fragile.
    Must be a human decoy.
[04:43] Piscalat
    It would suggest that my and Neput's betrayal
    was already discovered by the time they fled.
[04:49] Ysley
    What is this Kuraishi like?
[04:51] Piscalat
    The simplest way to describe him...
[04:53] Piscalat
    is to say he's like you.
[04:57] Mobsters
    So, you want use of this place for an
    indefinite amount of time. Is that right?
[05:01] Mobsters
    That's a tall order,
    even for you, Prince Kuraishi.
[05:05] Kuraishi
    Aw, don't be like that, Gibaccho!
[05:08] Kuraishi
    We're brothers who hit it rich
    in weapon smuggling
[05:09] Kuraishi
    and human trafficking, aren't we?
[05:12] Mobsters
    Not sure I see a whole lot of reason
     to work with you
[05:15] Mobsters
    now that you don't have the
    empire backing you up.
[05:17] Kuraishi
    Organ harvesting, human experimentation,
[05:20] Kuraishi
    anthrax cultivation, and bioweapons...
[05:22] Kuraishi
    It's no Zoble, but the plethora
     of facilities and secrets here
[05:26] Kuraishi
    makes it the perfect place to host
    the Demon Lord when he resurfaces.
[05:30] Mobsters
    What the hell are you going on about?
[05:33] Kuraishi
    Oh, right, right. You want
    a reason to work with me...
[05:36] Kuraishi
    You can bet I've got that.
[05:38] Kuraishi
    See, if you shut up and do as I say,
    then you won't all have to die.
[05:42] Piscalat
    He's used his influence as a prince
    of Zoble and his power as a demon
[05:48] Piscalat
    to establish a variety of connections
    in the human underworld.
[05:52] Piscalat
    Miku's got no real resources,
    so when you consider Kuraishi's
[05:55] Piscalat
    potential havens and pawns to play,
    he's a pretty dangerous opponent.
[05:59] Merku
    Hey, Miku, are we seriously
    going to stay here?
[06:03] Merku
    Couldn't we have stopped at an
    internet cafe that has a shower?
[06:05] Miku
    Sadly, there are no such cafes
     that don't check ID
[06:09] Miku
    or have security cameras.
[06:11] Miku
    Are you willing to risk your
    life for a shower, Merku?
[06:15] Merku
    You say that, but you've been staring
    at social media for the past three days.
[06:18] Merku
    What are you looking at?
[06:19] Miku
    The blog posts and comments
    of pathetic humans,
[06:23] Miku
    the times they were posted,
    and their leaked personal information.
[06:25] Miku
    Their shopping histories, too.
[06:27] Miku
    It's enough info for me to figure out
     exactly who these people are.
[06:32] Miku
    First, I need to find the perfect prey...
[06:35] PIscalat
    Lastly, that nun has apparently woken up.
[06:40] Ysley
    She's definitely interesting
    as a research subject...
[06:43] Ysley
    But for now, we'll just keep her in
    protective custody until things settle down.
[06:47] Piscalat
    Unnershtood...
[06:49] Ysley
    You should get some rest, too, General.
[06:51] Piscalat
    Right...
[06:57] Gill
    G-General Piscalat?!
[06:58] Piscalat
    You awake? Then hand over the bed, please.
[07:02] Piscalat
    If you're hungry,
    grab something out of the fridge.
[07:05] Piscalat
    You can throw on whatever
    clothes you can find, too.
[07:09] Gill
    General Piscalat!
[07:10] Gill
    Y-You attacked our homeland,
    killing innocent people and kidnapping—
[07:16] Piscalat
    That's enough. Just let me get some sleep.
[07:19] Piscalat
    Zoble's gone now, anyway. No more invasions.
[07:24] Piscalat
    What more do you want?
[07:27] Piscalat
    Apologies? Reparations? Take it up with
    Biarov when the reconstruction is finished.
[07:32] Gill
    I'd like to help
    with the reconstruction, then.
[07:36] Gill
    I'll do whatever I can!
[07:38] Piscalat
    Can you drive a 18-wheeler?
[07:41] Gill
    Excuse me?
[07:42] Piscalat
    Do you have enough stamina
    to clear rubble all day?
[07:46] Piscalat
    Enough medical knowledge
    to treat the injured?
[07:50] Piscalat
    Have you ever prepared food
     to serve thousands efficiently?
[07:54] Piscalat
    Almost everyone in this country
     has military training.
[07:58] Piscalat
    You're just a "good person"
    who doesn't know how to do much
[08:01] Piscalat
    other than pray for people.
[08:03] Piscalat
    Which means you're essentially useless.
[08:07] Piscalat
    If you want to be helpful, then shut up and
    let me sleep so I can get back to work.
[08:12] Piscalat
    That'll accomplish more than if
    you literally worked yourself to death.
[08:18] Gill
    I can't argue.
[08:21] Gill
    I've been reminded of how
    powerless I am so many times...
[08:25] Gill
    I want power.
[08:27] Gill
    The kind of power I need to protect people.
[08:30] Paula
    The thing is, Gill-san,
[08:31] Paula
    the training that Idaten go through
    to get strong is super painful.
[08:35] Gill
    That's fine. I'll endure whatever it takes.
[08:38] Paula
    You sound kind of like Hayato, Gill-san.
[08:42] Paula
    I wonder if the person who pulls you out
    has an influence on your personality...
[08:45] Narr
    Drawing out an Idaten involves adding your
    own thoughts to a nascent existence
[08:50] Narr
    in order to shorten the amount of time
     required for manifestation.
[08:53] Narr
    As a result, the personality of the drawer
[08:55] Narr
    has a certain degree of influence
    in shaping the Idaten drawn.
[08:59] Narr
    The desire of the nun, who was rocked
    to the core by how powerless she felt,
[09:03] Narr
    mixed with Hayato's own desire
[09:05] Narr
    to create an Idaten who thirsted for strength
     that would allow her to defend others.
[09:09] Paula
    The thing is...
[09:11] Hayato
    Hey, you stupid old bitch.
    How long are you gonna just sit there?
[09:14] Hayato
    Let's get training! Now!
[09:20] Hayato
    Damn it, Granny!
[09:22] Hayato
    Screw you, then! Like I give a shit!
[09:24] Hayato
    You can rot up there for all I care!
[09:26] Ysley
    After learning the Demon Lord's identity,
[09:28] Ysley
    Rin-san seems to have lost her will to live.
[09:31] Ysley
    Here's hoping that doesn't
    have a negative outcome.
[09:36] Prontea
    Pete-kun, I've found the emperor's
    administrative password,
[09:40] Prontea
    so could you pull up his files
    and organize them for me?
[09:42] Pete
    Huh?! O-Oh, right away!
[09:43] Prontea
    Pass everything you find
    along to General Piscalat.
[09:46] Troops
    How is he able to figure out
    passwords just by sitting there?
[09:50] Ysley
    How's it going, Prontea-san?
    Have you found any clues?
[09:54] Prontea
    I've been poking around as best I can,
[09:56] Prontea
    but to be honest, I haven't
    found anything interesting.
[09:59] Ysley
    Nothing like the Demon Lord's research data?
[10:01] Prontea
    There's a major hitch with that...
[10:04] Prontea
    It won't display on a monitor
    and can't be printed out.
[10:07] Prontea
    It's some sort of file format that can
    only be observed by those
[10:11] Prontea
    who link their consciousnesses to the computer.
[10:14] Prontea
    And I have no idea what it actually says.
[10:17] SFX
    Prontea's intellect and
    academic accomplishments
[10:19] SFX
    are on par with an average adult male.
[10:23] SFX
    When confronted with
    professorial-level research data,
[10:25] SFX
    it appears little more than an
    incomprehensible collection of symbols.
[10:28] SFX
    So I tried writing it out to show
    someone like you or Professor Gachikama...
[10:35] SFX
    But diving in and out of cyber-consciousness
    while jotting a bunch of technobabble
[10:38] SFX
    you don't understand is a real pain!
[10:41] SFX
    It took me four hours to get this little bit.
[10:44] Ysley
    Humans... demons...
    and human-demon hybrids...
[10:48] Ysley
    It appears to be three
    patterns of genetic code.
[10:50] Prontea
    Is that of any help?
[10:52] Ysley
    Since I've got access
     to Gyudo and Nickel's bodies,
[10:54] Ysley
    I would've learned it sooner or later.
[10:56] Prontea
    See what I mean? A total waste of four hours!
[11:00] Prontea
    And there are tens of thousands
    of files like this.
[11:02] Prontea
    I'm sorry, but you'll have to give up
     on the Demon Lord's research.
[11:06] Prontea
    If you're dead set on getting access to it,
[11:07] Prontea
    we'll either need to invent a monitor
    that can display brain imagery...
[11:11] Prontea
    Or you'll have to train until you
    can use this kind of ability.
[11:16] Ysley
    You could always study until
    you understand what you're—
[11:18] Prontea
    Nope!
[11:19] Prontea
    I think any more would be a waste of time.
     I'm going to do something else.
[11:25] Prontea
    Any suggestions?
[11:26] Ysley
    We've been able to identify
    the nine demons who escaped.
[11:29] Ysley
    As soon as we confirm their locations,
    go ahead and eliminate them.
[11:33] Ysley
    And in the meantime, I'd like you
    to help train the other Idaten.
[11:37] Ysley
    Go ahead and make them strong enough
    to defeat the powerful demons
[11:41] Ysley
    on the scale of Brandy and Nickel.
[11:42] Ysley
    Anything less won't be of much use.
[11:46] Prontea
    That's a pretty big ask.
[11:48] Prontea
    Are we really going to need that
    kind of firepower in the future?
[11:51] Ysley
    If the demons are able to continue
    evading us for long enough...
[11:55] Ysley
    I get the feeling we will.
[12:01] Miku
    She looks good.
SIGN    Buzz & Meliano
[12:06] Meliano
    More... More!
SIGN    Hotel District
    Raki & Kroft
[12:12] Raki
    Hey, Kroft, I'm hungry.
[12:16] Kroft
    Right, right.
[12:17] Kroft
    Could you throw together twelve servings'
    worth of food and bring it up?
[12:22] Kroft
    We're out of money...
[12:23] Kroft
    Raki, could you grab some more?
[12:26] Raki
    Here.
[12:28] Kroft
    Raki's power is essentially
    the same as Brandy's.
[12:31] Kroft
    She can extend her hair
    up to several kilometers,
[12:33] Kroft
    so thin as to be invisible...
[12:35] Kroft
    The difference is her
    lack of strength when doing it.
[12:39] Kroft
    But it's great at stealing money
    from people without making a scene.
[12:43] Kroft
    It's one reason I haven't ditched this idiot.
[12:47] Kroft
    I'm going to need her power on the run.
[12:50] Kroft
    That's become clear to me
    during this time.
[12:53] Prontea
    Room service!
[12:55] Kroft
    Ah, it's here.
[12:57] Raki
    Kroft, something's wrong!
[12:59] Raki
    The person delivering room service...
    He doesn't weigh anything!
[13:03] Prontea
    Excuse me, sir?
    I brought the food you ordered...
[13:09] Prontea
    Sir?
[13:15] Prontea
    Strange. How'd they figure it out?
[13:18] Ysley
    The place is surrounded.
[13:20] Ysley
    There was no sign of anyone
    suspicious escaping.
[13:23] Ysley
    They have to be hiding somewhere.
[13:28] Prontea
    I don't see them anywhere.
[13:31] Ysley
    In that case...
[13:33] Ysley
    Underground!
[13:34] Ysley
    One of the escaped demons is
    supposedly good at subterranean travel!
[13:38] Prontea
    Bingo!
[13:40] Prontea
    They've barely got a minute's head start.
    Should be easy enough to catch up.
[13:44] Prontea
    Huh... that's a lot of branches.
[13:48] Prontea
    I hope you don't think that'll
    be enough to get away.
[13:52] Ysley
    Prontea-san!
[13:54] Ysley
    I don't think he's going to find them...
[13:56] Sign
    Lots of branches
[13:56] Ysley
    All you have to do to
    severely complicate a search
[13:58] Ysley
    is create a bunch of dummy routes
    while covering up the real one.
[14:00] Sign
    Correct route
[14:03] Sign
    Buried
[14:04] Prontea
    I couldn't find them...
[14:06] Ysley
    I figured as much.
[14:07] Ysley
    Damn... Why didn't I account for a
    subterranean escape in the first place?
[14:12] Ysley
    We'll probably never get
    another chance like this.
[14:15] Kroft
    That was a close one!
[14:16] Raki
    But what's going on? How'd they find us?!
[14:19] Kroft
    We used an alias when we checked in.
     They must have looked into it.
[14:22] Kroft
    We may never be safe
    entering a human town again.
[14:26] Raki
    Oh, no!
[14:30] Raki
    Does that mean we have to stay underground?
[14:32] Raki
    Without any beds or baths? No way!
[14:39] Kroft
    Things are too dangerous to spend long
    listening to this moron's bullshit...
[14:44] Kroft
    But that doesn't change the fact
    that I need her power.
[14:48] Raki
    Kroft...
[14:49] Kroft
    I don't want you to die, Raki.
[14:53] Kroft
    I'll try to comfort you
    through the painful parts...
[14:57] Kroft
    So please, listen to me.
[14:58] Raki
    O-Okay...
[15:00] Kroft
    Damn it. I hate to do this,
    but there's no other way.
[15:05] Kroft
    I guess I'll love you.
[15:11] Sign
    Ultimate Ragnage Fantasy Online 14
    
    
    
    
    Doxxing Thread
[15:11] Sign
    Gineko Ouka
[15:11] Sign
    : she is such trash, everything she says is cringe
    for a shit support, always wants to take charge
[15:11] ---
    Mackerel Miso : your stereotypical e-girl
[15:11] ---
    ZobleWoo : I partied with her for a bit and she was total shit~
[15:13] ---
    ZobleWoo :
    I partied with her for a bit and she was total shit~
[15:13] ---
    Modest Monk :
    but all of her gear was pretty fancy lolol
[15:14] ---
    Obachan : probably pay2win
     gross how she has all of that cutesy gear that doesn't look good on her
     would look better with the pig tail and the shit hat
[15:14] ---
    Karma :
     G lol i lol n lol e lol k lol o lol O lol u lol k lol a (roflmao)
[15:15] ---
    Anaryu :
     I found this psycho's blog lol
[15:15] Bonnie
    Screw you assholes!
[15:17] Bonnie
    You think I'm too slow with heals?
SIGN    Gineko Ouka Real Name: Bonnie (Female)
[15:19] Bonnie
    You min/max burnouts
    are screwed in the head.
[15:21] Bonnie
    God, they're so irritating and stupid!
[15:23] Bonnie
    I wouldn't party with you if you paid me!
[15:27] Miku
    Delivery!
[15:29] Bonnie
    Took them long enough.
[15:31] Bonnie
    Could you be any slower? Damn...
[15:35] Bonnie
    Hi... I'll sign for it right away,
    so if you could just leave the—
[15:40] Miku
    Hi! Good afternoon. Nice to meet you.
[15:43] Miku
    We're just going to intrude
    for a couple of years.
[15:48] Merku
    This place is a dump! Couldn't you
    have found a nicer place, Miku?
[15:52] Miku
    It'll be a normal house,
    once it's all cleaned up.
[15:55] Miku
    This is actually on the nicer side of what
    I could find, so stop being so picky.
[15:58] Merku
    Hey, can I shower now?
[16:02] Miku
    You might want to hold off...
[16:04] Miku
    since things are about to get messy.
[16:07] Merku
    Good point.
[16:13] Miku
    You know, I'm pretty fragile,
[16:16] Miku
    so having a human stab me
    like that actually does hurt.
[16:21] Miku
    The thing is, I happen to love having
    a body that can feel pain so easily!
[16:27] Miku
    It lets me enjoy the most
    brutal pain and intense ecstasy...
[16:31] Miku
    A total visceral package!
[16:35] Miku
    Female. Lives alone. Recluse.
[16:36] Merku
    Easy there. Don't make a fuss.
[16:38] Miku
    Does all shopping via delivery.
    No friends or relatives, distant or otherwise.
[16:42] Miku
    Has assets thanks to her parents,
[16:43] Miku
    who died in an accident and left her
    enough money to live like a shut-in.
[16:46] Miku
    Homeowner. And that's why we picked her.
[16:50] Miku
    Her passwords and account information
    are all sitting in her inbox.
[16:52] Miku
    Uses her birthday for her cash
     and credit card PINs.
[16:55] Miku
    We won't even need to question her!
[16:57] Merku
    It'll be okay.
[16:58] Miku
    Merku, go ahead and kill her.
[17:00] Merku
    What? Already?
[17:02] Miku
    This should be a piece of cake.
[17:04] Miku
    All I have to do is play the
    role of a nerd on the internet
[17:06] Miku
    and keep posting on a blog
    that no one is reading...
[17:09] Miku
    Then we just nibble through
    her savings a bit at a time.
[17:11] Miku
    She'll be fully replaced.
[17:14] Miku
    If you want to get mad, maybe be mad
    about the fact that your hollow joke
[17:17] Miku
    of a life didn't amount
    to much more than that.
[17:21] Merku
    Since the surgery is underway,
[17:23] Merku
    allow me to explain the powers of
    the devil in white, Merku-chan!
[17:27] Merku
    I can deftly control my tentacles
    within a one-meter range.
[17:31] Merku
    They're not much use in a fight,
    but when it comes to surgery,
[17:34] Merku
    I can do the work of twelve doctors at once.
[17:36] Merku
    You want a prescription? Well, don't ask me!
[17:38] Merku
    I've assisted His Demonic Lordship
    in addition to Dr. Umeyo,
[17:42] Merku
    but I actually know less
    than your typical nurse.
[17:44] Merku
    I'm just an assistant!
[17:47] Merku
    That about covers it!
[17:50] Merku
    What do you think, Miku?
[17:53] Miku
    I get the feeling your body and face
    are both hotter than the original...
[17:57] Miku
    but since you'll just be accepting
    deliveries, it's probably fine.
[18:00] Merku
    I have to put on someone's
    skin just to answer the door?
[18:03] Merku
    What a pain.
[18:04] Merku
    What about everything other
    than her face and fingerprints?
[18:06] Miku
    Everything else can go.
[18:08] Miku
    Umeyo, could you eat it up?
[18:10] Umeyo
    You want me to eat a human? Whole?!
[18:13] Umeyo
    I'd rather not. They don't taste very good.
[18:21] Merku
    So, what do we do now, Miku?
[18:23] Miku
    For now, it's probably best not
    to do much other than live in peace.
[18:28] Merku
    I can take that shower, then?
[18:30] Miku
    Go on ahead.
[18:31] Miku
    And in a few years, we can
    rendezvous with the Demon Lord...
[18:36] Ferlandia
    So, what the hell are we doing now, Kuraishi?
[18:40] Kuraishi
    Good question... I'm honestly not sure.
[18:44] Ferlandia
    What the shit is that supposed to mean?!
[18:46] Kuraishi
    I can't think of a way
     to contact the Demon Lord.
[18:50] Kuraishi
    And the Idaten are playing for keeps.
[18:51] Kuraishi
    You heard they've got Neput
    and Piscalat on their side, right?
[18:55] Kuraishi
    Which means they know all about
    our emergency contact methods.
[18:58] Kuraishi
    I tried passing along a
    message using a human, but...
[19:02] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    Hey, wanna do a little job for me?
[19:05] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    I'll make it worth your while.
[19:07] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    Call this number in three hours.
[19:10] (Flashback) Guy
    Yeah?
[19:10] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    Then you just repeat
    what I'm about to tell you...
[19:16] Obami
    Who is this?
[19:17] (Flashback) Guy
    W-Well, I'm just calling
    because someone asked me to...
[19:21] (Flashback) Guy
    The guy who hired me is listening
    and he wants me to tell you something.
[19:25] Obami
    A wise decision. They're listening
    in on this as we speak.
[19:29] Obami
    Right now, the survivors are Miku,
    Merku, Kuraishi, Buzz, Raki,
[19:34] Obami
    Umeyo, Meliano, Kroft and
    Ferlandia. Those nine.
[19:37] Obami
    They already know that, as well.
[19:40] Obami
    Seems time's up.
[19:43] Obami
    That was certainly fast...
[19:45] (Flashback) Cops
    We're with the police.
[19:47] (Flashback) Cops
    We'd like to talk to you for a minute.
[19:52] (Flashback) Guy
    W-Wait, I didn't do...
[19:52] (Flashback) Cops
    Now, now...
[19:54] (Flashback) Cops
    We just want to talk.
[19:55] (Flashback) Guy
    But that guy asked me...
[19:55] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    Those are cops from another country...
    and they got here so quickly.
[19:58] (Flashback) Kuraishi
    Just how deep in human
    society are these guys?
[20:02] Ferlandia
    So if we tell His Lordship where we are,
     it's as good as telling the Idaten?
[20:09] Kuraishi
    The Demon Lord mentioned
    demons who managed to escape.
[20:12] Kuraishi
    And of those demons, the one most likely
    to find a way out of this mess
[20:16] Kuraishi
    has to be Miku.
[20:17] Merku
    So, how are we going to
    contact the Demon Lord?
[20:21] Miku
    That's a secret.
[20:23] Miku
    If I wanted to, I could get
    ahold of him in a few days,
[20:26] Miku
    but it'd be best to wait a few years
[20:27] Miku
    until they're distracted
    with something else...
[20:31] Miku
    So, for now, let's just
    enjoy the leisurely life.
SIGN    A few years later, on a deserted island
    Buzz & Meliano
[20:42] Buzz
    You damned—
[20:43] Meliano
    Buzz, stop it! Please, stop!
[20:46] Buzz
    Let go of me, Meliano!
    That thing is nothing but a monster!
[20:49] Meliano
    You're wrong!
    That's no monster! It's a child!
[20:53] Meliano
    Our child!
[20:55] Meliano
    Luce, wait! Don't go! Please, come back!
[20:59] Buzz
    Don't get any closer!
     It'll eat more than your arm next!
[21:07] Buzz
    It's no use... Without the Demon Lord,
     we're totally worthless.
[21:13] Buzz
    Nothing more than monsters...

Season 1

E10 - Demons

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[00:09] Ysley
    Anything on the fugitive demons?
[00:12] Piscalat
    I apologize, but there have been
    no developments whatsoever.
[00:15] Ysley
    I see. But it's already been two years...
[00:18] Ysley
    I wouldn't be surprised to
    see some major movement soon.
[00:21] Ysley
    I'm curious about something.
[00:23] Ysley
    What kind of demon does one turn
    into if not fused with a human?
[00:30] Piscalat
    They'd be a giant creature
    with no rigidly defined form
[00:33] Piscalat
    whose body is made out of these tentacles.
[00:35] Ysley
    Cory-kun seems to have a lot
    of eyes. What about that?
[00:38] Piscalat
    We all have a lot of eyes,
[00:41] Piscalat
    but most of them look inward after fusing,
[00:43] Piscalat
    so they're hard to confirm.
[00:46] Piscalat
    Pardon me...
[00:47] Piscalat
    I've actually got a visible one in my mouth.
[00:51] Piscalat
    Not that it serves any purpose—
[00:57] Barcde
    Ysley-dono, do you have a moment?
[01:00] Ysley
    It's got a thin, transparent eyelid,
    like a frog's...
[01:03] Ysley
    Could you open a bit wider...?
[01:05] Barcode
    Am I interrupting something?
[01:07] Piscalat
    N-No! That's... It's not what
    you're thinking, Barcode.
[01:10] Ysley
    Sorry. My curiosity got the better of me.
[01:13] Ysley
    So?
[01:14] Barcode
    Well, it turns out...
[01:17] Piscalat
    So you couldn't control your child
     and have come to us for help?
[01:23] Piscalat
    I see. The exact kind of major
    movement he was anticipating...
[01:28] Meliano
    Piscalat! You've got to help him!
[01:32] Piscalat
    How old is he at this point?
[01:34] Buzz
    Around two months.
[01:36] Neput
    You'll have to give up, then. Demons can't
    fuse after hitting the two-week mark.
[01:43] Piscalat
    Demons who fail to fuse during that
     two-week period are disposed of, as well.
[01:48] Piscalat
    Did you not know that?
[01:50] Meliano
    Oh, no...
[01:51] Piscalat
    That aside, Buzz, do you know anything
    about the other demons who escaped?
[01:55] Buzz
    It's like I already told you.
[01:57] Buzz
    We didn't discuss our plans.
    We just fled in different directions...
[02:00] Buzz
    Wait, something's weird here.
[02:02] Piscalat
    And you don't know anything either, Meliano?
[02:05] Meliano
    I don't! I've been with Buzz all this time!
[02:10] Buzz
    Piscalat's already suspicious
    of everything I'm saying...
[02:14] Buzz
    What do I do? Grab Meliano and run?
[02:19] Cory
    Looks like we're done with you, in that case.
[02:25] Buzz
    M-Meliano...
[02:27] Cory
    Yeah, I definitely prefer seafood.
[02:31] Buzz
    You bastard!
[02:36] Piscalat
    You've gotten a lot more powerful.
[02:38] Piscalat
    You might even be more stronger
    than Nickel was, Cory.
[02:41] Cory
    Well, who can say for sure?
[02:44] Cory
    It might've been fun to find out
    if Nickel were still alive.
[02:48] Ysley
    So they hid on a deserted island,
    completely isolating themselves...
[02:52] Ysley
    I see. A bad choice, though.
[02:55] Ysley
    Fleeing in a way that you sacrifice
    all intel regarding the enemy,
[02:58] Ysley
    in exchange for a greater
    sense of security...
[03:00] Ysley
    It's the same as when
    people spend their lives
[03:03] Ysley
    doing nothing for fear of failure.
[03:04] Ysley
    The ultimate result...
[03:06] Sign
    FAILURE
[03:07] Ysley
    It couldn't be anything but failure.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    #10 Demons
[04:57] Gill
    Take that... And that! And that! And that!
[05:08] Paula
    You okay, Gill-san?
[05:10] Gill
    I'm fine... I can keep going...
[05:13] Paula
    I really don't think so.
    Your legs are pointing the wrong way.
[05:17] Hayato
    Damn, are you two down for the count already?
[05:20] Hayato
    This sucks. Granny's still dead on her feet,
    and Prontea doesn't show up anymore...
[05:25] Cory
    You seem kinda bored, Hayato.
[05:31] Cory
    Why not fight me?
[05:35] Hayato
    Who're you again?
[05:36] Sign
    Urgh...
[05:37] Paula
    He looks pretty different,
    but I think that's Cory-kun.
[05:40] Hayato
    Oh, Cory...
[05:42] Cory
    Come on! Get a grip.
[05:44] Hayato
    Okay, guess we're doing this.
[05:46] Hayato
    Cory who, though?
[05:49] Cory
    Ysley taught me the best way to use my power!
[05:55] Hayato
    Oh, the kid with the morphing face.
[06:01] Cory
    Now, I'm ready whenever you are!
[06:14] Hayato
    Nasty!
[06:32] Paula
    You two! Fight somewhere with more room!
[06:43] Hayato
    He's strong! What the hell?
[06:47] Cory
    You wanna take this somewhere else
     since Paula-chan's mad?
[06:50] Hayato
    You gotta tell me one thing first.
[06:53] Hayato
    What training did you do
    to get that much stronger so fast?
[06:56] Cory
    Training? I didn't do any.
    I just matured from a kid to an adult.
[07:01] Cory
    A lion is a whole lot stronger after
    it grows up, right? Same kinda thing.
[07:08] Ysley
    It's a bit unfair, isn't it?
[07:10] Ysley
    Being guaranteed extra strength
    just by getting older...
[07:13] Piscalat
    I would think that the Idaten's
    limitless capacity for growth
[07:17] Piscalat
    via training isn't much fairer.
[07:20] Piscalat
    Do you think Hayato can beat Cory?
[07:23] Ysley
    Probably not, right?
[07:24] Ysley
    That said, I could definitely win if I had
     the kind of strength Hayato does.
[07:31] Ysley
    See, that fleshy armor of
    his has a sense of taste.
[07:34] Ysley
    So, hypothetically,
    I could spray him head to toe
[07:36] Ysley
    with extremely painful hot sauce...
[07:37] Ysley
    He'd be unable to focus on fighting.
[07:39] Ysley
    Alternately, I could do what
    I did when we fought.
[07:42] Piscalat
    P-Please don't remind me!
[07:47] Ysley
    But Hayato fights won strength alone,
     no strategy or tricks involved.
[07:52] Ysley
    But just like how a trained martial artist
[07:55] Ysley
    who's mastered all kinds
    of techniques and tactics
[07:57] Ysley
    pales in comparison to some wild bear...
[08:01] Ysley
    There's a kind of extreme combat power
    that only an idiot is capable of mastering.
[08:05] Ysley
    That's what I want Hayato to achieve.
[08:09] Baby
    Mama...
[08:10] Merku
    Okay, here you go.
[08:14] Merku
    Now say, "Ah!"
[08:17] Miku
    How are they doing, Merku?
[08:19] Merku
    There are no signs of fusion side effects,
[08:21] Merku
    and they're growing without trouble so far.
[08:22] Miku
    Those are your future husbands,
    so make sure you show them lots of love.
[08:26] Merku
    I still just can't get behind that...
[08:30] Merku
    Say, Miku, are we seriously going
    to do it with these kids?
[08:33] Miku
    Throw the TV on, would you, Merku?
[08:36] Merku
    The TV?
[08:38] News
    As you can see, we've got a
    clear shot of the monster!

[08:43] News
    It's pulling apart this passenger liner
     like it's shelling a crab!

[08:46] Merku
    That's...
[08:47] Miku
    Probably either Buzz or Raki.
    One of their kids, anyway.
[08:50] News
    The ship has been split and two
    and is now falling into the sea.

[08:50] Miku
    And this is exactly what I was waiting for.
[08:52] News
    That's quite a splash from the impact...
[08:53] Miku
    With demons running amok out in the open,
    the Idaten are bound to focus on them.
[08:59] Miku
    This will give us a chance to
    rendezvous with the Demon Lord,
[08:59] News
    There were an estimated five thousand
    passengers on the ship— Agh!

[09:01] Miku
    and start cooking up some plans!
[09:04] Deliveryman
    Got a package for you.
[09:06] Merku
    Hey, thanks.
[09:09] Merku
    A weird robot, a tiny camera,
    and a digital camera...
[09:12] Merku
    What's the point of this stuff?
[09:14] Miku
    First, I take a picture of the robot.
[09:17] Miku
    Then I update the blog...
[09:18] Sign
    Impulse Purchase~
    
     Something about his weird robot really struck me,
     so I ended up buying it~ ^^;
     I'm totally in love with how weird it looks, moving around
     so smoothly while it talks through it's radio (°^_^°)
     Maybe I'm weird too?
     Also splurged on a camera (boom)
     All these unplanned purchases (sob)
     I'm totally feeling batchyrogeh about it~
    (Don't ask what that means°)
     I wonder if this is a good enough first picture? (omg omg)
     I'd love to post it moving around and talking
     but I don't know how to take video yet (^.^;
     Somebody °teach me° (begging for help lol)
[09:18] Miku
    All done!
[09:19] ---
    What?
[09:20] Miku
    It's got speakers that
    can pick up radio waves,
[09:23] Miku
    and it's pretty nimble, too...
[09:25] Miku
    Once the camera is installed, the Demon Lord
    can use it as a temporary body.
[09:30] Merku
    You couldn't do any better than this?
[09:31] Miku
    That would've been expensive...
[09:33] Merku
    So, how are you going
    to tell him that blog is ours?
[09:36] Miku
    The internet will do the job
    for me in due time.
[09:40] Miku
    I anticipated everything up until
    this point when we went on the run.
[09:44] Miku
    Which is why the letter I gave His Lordship
     included a way to get in touch.
[09:48] Merku
    Wait, really? Then you can just
    call him and let him know.
[09:52] Miku
    Not happening.
[09:53] Miku
    I'm pretty sure the enemy
    is connected to all telecom in Zoble,
[09:57] Miku
    and there's no way to tell what phone number
    he might be using, wherever he is.
[10:02] Merku
    Then what did you tell him?
[10:03] Miku
    A nonsense phrase.
[10:06] zoomed in sign
    feeling batchyrogeh about it~ (Don't ask what that means°)
[10:06] Miku
    See this part of the blog post?
[10:10] Merku
    What does that mean?
[10:11] Miku
    Nothing at all. I made it up.
[10:14] Miku
    But that's what makes it special.
[10:15] Miku
    Because, at present,
    there are no hits for that word.
[10:21] Button sign
    Search
[10:21] Miku
    So the first result for it now,
[10:21] Search field sign
    feeling batchyrogeh
[10:21] Results sign
    Your search "feeling batchyrogeh" yielded 0 results.
[10:24] Miku
    no matter how stupid might seem,
    means it's me!
[10:30] Miku
    And as blatant a method as this is,
    there's no way to catch on to it.
[10:38] Merku
    Wait, Miku, once he knows that blog is yours,
[10:41] Merku
    are you just going to post the address here?
[10:43] Merku
    Wouldn't that be dangerous?
[10:45] Miku
    What are you talking about, Merku?
    Don't you remember how I found this place?
[10:50] Miku
    The information's already out there.
[10:53] Miku
    In a way that looks incredibly
    natural, no less.
[10:56] Miku
    See? Simple enough, right?
[11:00] Merku
    And she anticipated all of this
    starting when we fled?
[11:03] Merku
    That means she knew Zoble would fall,
[11:06] Merku
    that we'd be cut off from communications...
[11:07] Merku
    She knew she'd use
    that internet cafe to plan out
[11:10] Merku
    our lives as shut-ins...
[11:11] Merku
    She'd thought this through all the way
    to getting back in touch with the Demon Lord?
[11:16] Obami
    Miku! I can't believe you
    ran off on your own!
[11:19] Miku
    Hi! That was faster than I expected.
[11:22] Miku
    Good to see you again, Your Lordship!
[11:23] Obami
    Stow the pleasantries, you fool!
[11:26] Merku
    She's so many steps ahead,
    it's honestly creepy...
[11:31] Merku
    You must have run a search
    with the perfect timing, sir.
[11:34] Obami
    Oh, Merku? There was actually
    a set time to do that, you see.
[11:39] Obami
    The idea was to start searching the
    second there was any major demon activity.
[11:43] Merku
    So that was part of the plan, too, huh?
[11:45] Obami
    Things were already afoot, however.
[11:48] Obami
    Buzz and Meliano have been taken out.
[11:51] Miku
    Huh. So that's their kid, is it?
[11:54] Miku
    They were probably begging for help
    with the baby and got killed in the process.
[11:59] Miku
    Now then, Your Lordship, please tell me
    everything you know about what's going on.
[12:03] Obami
    Right.
[12:08] Obami
    What's with that face, Miku?
[12:09] Miku
    I was just thinking about how boned we are.
[12:12] Miku
    With Piscalat's crew being brainwashed,
[12:14] Miku
    all we've got left is Kuraishi,
    Ferlandia, Kroft, and Raki!
[12:19] Miku
    We are thoroughly screwed!
    Can we just give up?
[12:22] Obami
    That's extra disheartening
    coming from you, so knock it off!
[12:25] Obami
    Right now, I need research facilities.
[12:27] Obami
    I can't do a thing in a hovel like this!
[12:29] Miku
    I think Kuraishi has got you covered there,
    so why not rendezvous with him?
[12:34] Obami
    And how would I do that?
[12:36] Merku
    Can't you do it the same way you found Miku?
[12:39] Obami
    That only works with a preset password.
[12:42] Merku
    Maybe a code, then?
[12:44] Obami
    The Idaten already have all
    the ciphers we used in Zoble.
[12:48] Obami
    Any good ideas, Miku?
[12:50] Miku
    Sure.
[12:51] Obami
    What?!
[12:52] Miku
    He's been calling you periodically, right?
[12:55] Miku
    What have you been telling him
    when he does, Your Lordship?
[12:57] Obami
    The names of the surviving demons,
    how Piscalat's group was brainwashed,
[13:01] Obami
    the fact that Buzz and his girl are dead...
[13:03] Miku
    Oh, how was that going to help at all?
[13:06] Miku
    Give me one second, please.
[13:08] Miku
    Here. The next time he contacts you,
    this is what you'll tell him.
[13:16] Obami
    What the hell is this?
[13:25] Obami
    Who is it?
[13:27] Obami
    You'll want to write this down.
    I'm going to tell you how we'll rendezvous.
[13:31] Obami
    This is in a Zoble 3B cipher...
[13:34] Obami
    First...
[13:35] Ysley
    A Zoble 3B cipher?
[13:35] ---
    
[13:37] Piscalat
    It uses a keyword and a password
    in order to put together a message.
[13:40] Piscalat
    A kind of Caesar shift.
[13:42] Kuraishi
    But what exactly is the plan here?
[13:44] Kuraishi
    They'll know all of the
    established keywords we use...
[13:48] Obami
    The keyword is...
[13:53] Ferlandia
    The password of a video game
    I liked when I was a kid?
[13:56] Ferlandia
    I think it was
    "SoSoSeSoUODhiKoNKoSeChiSaUOToKe."
[14:00] Kuraishi
    What the hell's that mean?
[14:01] Ferlandia
    Well, it's sure something
    the Idaten won't figure out.
[14:06] Ysley
    Damn it!
[14:07] Ysley
    Only Miku would cook up such a
    ridiculous means of communication.
[14:11] Piscalat
    I don't think using
    a shared memory for a keyword
[14:15] Piscalat
    is that hard for anyone else to come up with.
[14:18] Ysley
    The idea itself is simple enough. However...
[14:22] Kuraishi
    Still, how does the His Lordship
    know that password of yours?
[14:27] (Flashback) Miku
    What's with your password?
    That part says "Dhik"...
[14:30] (Flashback) Miku
    Hey, just like dick!
[14:32] (Flashback) Ferlandia
    What is wrong with you?!
[14:33] (Flashback) Miku
    Dick! Dick! Your password has a dick in it!
[14:36] (Flashback) Ferlandia
    Quit it, Miku!
[14:39] Ferlandia
    It's Miku!
[14:40] Ferlandia
    I can't believe the stupid
    bitch still remembers that!
[14:44] Ferlandia
    So damn creepy!
[14:46] Ferlandia
    Anyway, here's the message.
[14:49] Kuraishi
    The Choru train station, Shimau's Toys,
     in the radio section... Okay.
[14:57] Kuraishi
    Man, this place is ancient.
[15:06] Kuraishi
    Radios, radios... Around here?
[15:10] Obami
    Hey, Kuraishi.
[15:12] Obami
    We've finally managed to connect.
[15:15] Kuraishi
    Good to see you again, Your Lordship.
[15:17] Clerk
    Thank you very much!
[15:21] Kuraishi
    You've met up with Miku's group
    already, right? Where are they?
[15:26] Obami
    I'm apparently not supposed to tell you.
[15:28] Merku
    Wait, we're not going to rendezvous?
[15:30] Miku
    What would be the point?
[15:32] Miku
    It'd just give the Idaten
     a chance to wipe us all out.
[15:36] Miku
    Not to mention this whole
    brainwashing thing is scary.
[15:39] Miku
    They'd only need to catch one
    of us to take the rest down.
[15:42] Miku
    That being the case,
[15:43] Miku
    the only person who needs to know where
    to find us all is the Demon Lord.
[15:49] Merku
    So we're still going through with this, huh?
[15:51] Miku
    Really, Merku? Do you want
    to screw Kuraishi instead?
[15:53] SFX Sign
    Eep
[15:54] Miku
    In that case, it should be okay if you
    set up a meeting in some forest,
[15:57] Miku
    confirm it's safe, and then breed with him.
[15:59] Merku
    Breed...
[16:00] Merku
    When you put it that way,
    I'm not so sure anymore.
[16:03] Manga sign
    I've never had natto like this before!
[16:03] Manga sign
    Stringy
[16:03] Manga sign
    Stringy
[16:03] Miku
    That'd be helpful since you wouldn't
    have to wait for the boys to grow up...
[16:07] Miku
    But I don't really see it happening.
[16:09] Obami
    That's what she thinks, anyway.
    What do you say, Kuraishi?
[16:13] Kuraishi
    M-Me and Merku... and Miku?
[16:15] Ferlandia
    Look, I don't care if you wanna
    fool around with human chicks,
[16:18] Ferlandia
    but if you cheat on me with another
    demon you're dead, asshole!
[16:22] Kurauishi
    Right, g-got it...
[16:24] Miku
    Oh, Fer-chan, you're so pure of heart!
[16:27] Ferlandia
    Shut the hell up, Miku!
[16:28] Miku
    How about a four-way instead,
    then? Does that work?
[16:31] Miku
    Is it okay if we're all caught up
     in the heat of the moment?
[16:34] Ferlandia
    Drop dead!
[16:34] Ferlandia
    Damn, you haven't changed at all, have you?
[16:37] Ferlandia
    Well, whatever. We still need to get
    in contact with Raki and Kroft, right?
[16:43] Miku
    Do we, though?
[16:45] Miku
    Kroft is one thing,
     but we don't need Raki, do we?
[16:48] Miku
    Foremost, she's stupid.
[16:49] Miku
    And considering a single misstep
    could get us all killed,
[16:52] Miku
    I think we're better off without her.
[16:54] Miku
    But if we leave her out there,
    she might actually come in handy.
[16:58] Raki
    Oh, it moved.
[17:04] Kroft
    I'm back, Raki. How are you...
[17:07] Kroft
    You lost a lot of weight while
    I was out hunting, I see.
[17:10] Kroft
    Where's the child?
[17:11] Raki
    Just had it.
[17:13] Raki
    So into the ocean it goes.
[17:16] Kroft
    Well, they're just monsters, after all.
[17:18] Raki
    Forget about that. Come on, Kroft...
[17:37] Sign
    Seven years later
[17:50] Rin
    Oh... a whale...
[17:52] Rin
    Haven't seen one of those around
    here in a hundred years...
[17:56] Rin
    But it got eaten, huh?
[18:09] Rin
    It's gone already. Must have escaped.
[18:11] Rin
    A demon... Was that a demon?
[18:29] Cory
    Ow, ow, ow... I surrender! I surrender!
[18:32] Hayato
    Hell, yeah!
[18:32] Gill
    All right! We win again!
[18:36] Hayato
    We can beat him pretty consistently
    now! He's not so tough!
[18:36] Paula
    All of a sudden, Gill-san is
    able to keep up with Hayato?!
[18:41] Ysley
    Gill-san's been growing at an abnormal rate.
[18:43] Ysley
    I'd wager the large amount of humanoid demon
    thoughts contributed to her manifestation...
[18:49] Ysley
    Which is all fine and dandy,
    but here's our big problem.
[18:57] Prontea
    This definitely isn't good.
[18:58] Prontea
    It's the fourth one, too.
[19:00] Prontea
    It's safe to assume that pure-blooded
    demons are starting to mate.
[19:04] Prontea
    It's strange, though.
[19:06] Prontea
    From what Master and Piscalat told us,
    they shouldn't be reproducing this quickly.
[19:11] Ysley
    With humanoid demons, we've got a good idea
    of how their reproductive cycles work.
[19:15] Ysley
    They often abort cases that fail the fusion...
[19:18] Ysley
    So the real reason I think the
    pure-blooded demon population
[19:21] Ysley
    is exploding is because of their diet.
[19:22] Ysley
    In the old days, demons starving to death
[19:24] Ysley
    and cannibalizing each other
    was a regular occurrence...
[19:27] Ysley
    But now, there's life in essentially
    every corner of the planet.
[19:30] Ysley
    We shouldn't assume the pattern sticks
[19:32] Ysley
    with a much larger food supply around.
[19:35] Prontea
    I see...
[19:37] Prontea
    This has turned into a real mess.
[19:39] Ysley
    And the wanted posters?
[19:42] Piscalat
    All we're getting is bad tips that sound fake...
[19:45] Piscalat
    To be honest, they may have
    had the opposite effect.
[19:50] Poster signs
    Hey! Miku!!
    
    Reward for information: 100 million
[19:54] Miku
    Huh, so we're fugitives now?
[19:55] Sign
    National Wanted List
[19:55] Sign
    Miku Umeyo Kuraishi Ferlandia
[19:57] Miku
    What a waste of effort!
[19:59] Miku
    I wonder what the big rush is.
[20:01] Teta
    Miku-neechan, I'm back. I brought food.
[20:04] Miku
    Welcome home, Teta-kun!
[20:06] Miku
    What now? Do you want to eat?
[20:08] Miku
    Or would you rather play first?
[20:10] Teta
    U-Um... I wanna play first.
[20:13] Miku
    You're such a needy boy, aren't you?
[20:16] Miku
    Do you want to play with me
     or Merku-oneechan today?
[20:19] Merku
    This lifestyle is so debauched...
[20:22] Merku
    A little too debauched!
[20:24] Miku
    Nah.
[20:25] Merku
    I'm honestly disgusted with
    how much I'm enjoying it.
[20:31] Crowd
    H-Hey, isn't she that fugitive?
[20:34] Crowd
    The one worth 100 mill?!
[20:36] Crowd
    Hurry and take a shot!
[20:38] Miku
    Make sure you get my good side, okay?
[20:40] Crowd
    Hello?! Hello?!
[20:41] Crowd
    Yes, it's the that fugitive on the poster!
[20:42] Crowd
    Right, she's on walking
    down the street in Central!
[20:42] Crowd
    How does the reward get split now?!
[20:44] Troops
    Miku's on Central Road!
[20:45] Troops
    Reports are flooding in!
[20:47] Troops
    I want that video here! Now!
[20:48] Miku
    Come on, you can get a closer shot than that!
[20:52] Ysley
    Is this really her?
[20:53] Piscalat
    Yes. That voice and appearance
     are definitely Miku's.
[20:57] Piscalat
    But what is she after?
[21:00] Muscles
    Screw this! If I just catch her myself,
    that means I get the whole reward!
[21:07] Miku
    Sorry, but no touching.
[21:13] Crowd
    R-Run for it!
[21:16] Miku
    Okay, I should probably clear out.

Season 1

E11 - Smells Fishy

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:12] Police
    The target has entered the department
    store at an ordinary but brisk clip.
[00:19] Prontea
    I'm here. What now?
[00:21] Ysley
    The outside is under police surveillance,
[00:24] Ysley
    so could you head inside and capture her?
[00:26] Prontea
    Okay.
[00:39] Prontea
    That's weird.
[00:43] Prontea
    This doesn't seem right, Ysley-kun.
[00:44] Prontea
    I looked all over, including underground,
    but I don't see Miku anywhere.
[00:49] Ysley
    Either it's some kind of trick,
    or she's still hiding somewhere...
[00:53] Ysley
    More importantly,
    why is she doing any of this?
[00:57] Ferlandia
    Miku said it herself...
[01:00] Ferlandia
    If the enemy starts wondering
    how we managed to escape
SIGN    #11
    Smells Fishy
[01:03] Ferlandia
    or if there's any point left,
    then it's our victory.
[01:08] Ferlandia
    That bitch is pretty smart after all.
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
SIGN    The Idaten Deities
     Know Only Peace
[02:50] Rin
    I'm not seeing that creature...
    Where could it have gone?
[03:07] Cory
    You've got plenty of speed,
    but you're still sorely lacking in power!
[03:15] Rin
    Paula! Get back!
[03:17] Rin
    You demon!
[03:24] Cory
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[03:26] Paula
    R-Rin-san...
[03:28] Paula
    Cory-kun is on our side,
    so you can't... kill... him...
[03:37] Cory
    P-Paula-chan!
[03:38] Cory
    Hang in there! Are you okay?
[03:41] Paula
    Yeah...
[03:42] Paula
    I'll probably heal... sooner or later?
[03:45] Paula
    I'm not... too sure...
[03:47] Rin
    Just hold the wound closed.
    She'll heal soon enough.
[03:52] Cory
    L-Like this?
[03:54] Rin
    What exactly are you? Are you a demon?
[03:58] Cory
    Uh... well...
[04:02] Gill
    Oh?
[04:03] Hayato
    Hey, it's the old bat.
[04:05] Hayato
    What the hell? You finally feeling better?
[04:08] Hayato
    And Paula's all torn to shit...
    What's new, though?
[04:13] Rin
    That creature that resembled a demon
    and appeared from nowhere...
[04:16] Rin
    And this one who's clearly a demon,
[04:18] Rin
    yet is concerned about Paula
    and supposedly an ally...
[04:22] Rin
    Then there's that old man who has
    my grandfather and his friends' memories...
[04:28] Rin
    What in the world is going on?
[04:32] Peanut gallery A
    What's with all the cops?
[04:34] Peanut Gallery B
    Something about a violent
    criminal being in there.
[04:37] Peanut gallery C
    I heard some people have been
     killed inside, too.
[04:39] Peanut gallery D
    Oh, my. How dreadful.
[04:42] Kuraishi
    Looks like the experiment's a success...
[04:45] Rin
    Hayato!
[04:46] Hayato
    What is it, you old hag?
[04:47] Rin
    What in the world is going on?
[04:50] Rin
    I demand an explanation!
[04:52] Hayato
    From me?
[04:55] Paula
    Say, Cory-kun, could you not squeeze those?
[04:59] Cory
    Huh? U-Uh... I, um...
[05:01] Cory
    S-Sorry.
[05:02] Paula
    It's kind of making my wound hurt.
[05:05] Cory
    Wait, that's why?
[05:06] Hayato
    You wanna know exactly what's going on, huh?
[05:10] Hayato
    Well, do you remember how we invaded
    demon central a while back?
[05:16] Hayato
    So... Ysley and Prontea are looking
    for the demons who escaped,
[05:20] Hayato
    and that about covers it.
[05:22] Cory
    He actually did a decent job?!
[05:24] Rin
    Is that all? Then I've got another question.
[05:27] Rin
    There was a man in that fight
    who had my grandfather's memories.
[05:31] Rin
    How is such a thing possible?
[05:34] Hayato
    What're you talking about?
[05:37] Ysley
    Not good...
[05:38] Ysley
    General Piscalat, could you shut down all
    of the surveillance equipment on the island
[05:42] Ysley
    where Hayato and the others are?
[05:45] Ysley
    If there's any data of this on the computers,
    the Demon Lord might find it.
[05:48] Ysley
    We don't want Rin's past coming to light.
[05:51] Ysley
    Granted, I doubt he'd
    be able to figure that out
[05:54] Ysley
    that he's an Idaten from inside
    the seal just based on that, but...
[05:59] Ysley
    Miku's a different story. She might only
    need the vaguest hint at this point.
[06:04] Ysley
    This conversation might end up
    divulging a ton of intel.
[06:07] Ysley
    Maybe we should recall Cory-kun soon...
[06:09] Ysley
    I'll poke around his brain
    and erase anything problematic.
[06:14] Miku
    Ideally we'd get two...
    but one should be enough.
[06:18] Miku
    As for the timing, let's see...
[06:21] Miku
    Once Cory comes back to Zoble, I think.
[06:24] Miku
    From what you've seen,
[06:26] Miku
    this Idaten is the only one with
     a knack for actual strategy, right?
[06:29] Obami
    That's right. I'd say that the rest are
    probably of lower than average intelligence.
[06:34] Miku
    Which means, bare minimum,
    we need to kill him...
[06:39] Miku
    Because brute strength will
    never help them find me.
[06:45] Women
    Mandate! Mandate!
[06:45] Woman A
    It oughta be mandatory to support women!
[06:46] Signs
    Bring back our support!!!
[06:46] Signs
    No Line Work!!
[06:46] Signs
    Let's make a living with sex alone!
[06:46] Signs
    Who are the real slaves?!
[06:47] Woman B
    You think we can work regular jobs
     after what's happened?!
[06:50] Woman C
    Rich guys should have to support
     a thousand women apiece!
[06:54] Piscalat
    What's going on with that protest?
[06:56] Ysley
    Miku's reeducation was so effective on them,
[06:58] Ysley
    they're rejecting any other kind of work.
[07:01] Ysley
    It's like everything she touches
     turns into a problem.
[07:04] Ysley
    Why don't you head to bed, General Piscalat?
[07:07] Piscalat
    I appreciate your concern,
[07:10] Piscalat
    but after working with you over these
    years and never seeing you rest,
[07:13] Piscalat
    the idea of taking time for
    myself is a bit disheartening.
[07:17] Ysley
    Considering our physiological differences,
    that's just the way it is.
[07:20] Ysley
    I'll see you later, okay?
[07:21] Piscalat
    Yes... In that case,
    maybe I'll take your suggestion.
[07:26] Piscalat
    He's pretty incredible...
[07:28] Piscalat
    being able to work effectively
    without ever resting.
[07:32] Piscalat
    And unlike every other man I've worked with,
[07:33] Piscalat
    we've been alone for long periods of time
    and he's never tried anything.
[07:37] Piscalat
    I almost wish he would...
[07:41] Piscalat
    Wait, no, no! What am I thinking?!
[07:44] Pete
    Is something wrong, General Piscalat?
[07:47] Pete
    Wh-What is it?
[07:50] Piscalat
    Shut up!
[07:51] Piscalat
    I'm just tired!
[07:52] Piscalat
    That's right! It's just exhaustion!
[07:54] Piscalat
    That has to be it!
[07:55] Piscalat
    I'm going to get a few hours' rest.
[07:58] Piscalat
    Interrupt and you're in for an execution!
[08:00] Pete
    R-Right... Rest well, ma'am.
[08:03] Sign
    Shower Room
[08:03] Sign
    Stay out!
[08:07] Pete
    I think maybe now's a good time...
[08:13] Rin
    If we're not certain what the enemy is up to,
[08:15] Rin
    then for now, we'll have to simply get
    strong enough to erase any doubts!
[08:22] Paula
    Ugh... she's just gone back to her old self.
[08:26] Cory
    Do I really need to stick around if the
    monster lady is back in the equation?
[08:33] Cory
    Hey, speak of the devil.
    There's my recall order.
[08:37] Cory
    Paula-chan, there's no real
    point in me sticking around,
[08:40] Cory
    so I'm heading back to Zoble.
[08:42] Paula
    Okay. Have a safe trip.
[08:45] Cory
    They want me to bring you along.
     Didn't say why.
[08:50] Paula
    Really? I'll go.
[08:53] Paula
    And then hopefully I won't
    have to come back...
[09:01] Piscalat
    Is the ventilation busted?
[09:03] Piscalat
    The steam isn't dissipating at all.
[09:05] Piscalat
    I'll have the idiot who's
    responsible executed later.
[09:09] Piscalat
    Damn it all...
[09:14] Piscalat
    Th-This is...
[09:16] Piscalat
    It's... the same drug... from before...
[09:20] Piscalat
    B-But who?
[09:28] Piscalat
    Impossible... How?
[09:30] Piscalat
    I should be the only one
    who can get in here.
[09:33] Pete
    Yeah, these chemicals definitely seem to
    have an immediate effect on human brains.
[09:38] Piscalat
    A regular soldier? How?!
[09:42] Piscalat
    Y-You wretch... D-Don't think you'll...
[09:47] Piscalat
    Don't look...
[09:49] Pete
    It's nothing to be embarrassed about,
     Piscalat, my dear.
[09:51] Pete
    I've already seen you in the nude
    during your physicals, haven't I?
[09:54] Piscalat
    I-Is that you... Your Lordship?
[09:59] Pete/Obami
    Mechanical bodies are quite convenient.
[10:02] Pete/Obami
    They let you impersonate whoever you want.
[10:10] Ysley
    The demon sightings have all been
    in the radius of this area...
[10:16] Ysley
    And General Piscalat is late.
[10:18] Ysley
    Maybe she's actually getting
     some decent sleep for once.
[10:25] Piscalat
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[10:27] Piscalat
    I was wondering...
    where is Prontea-san right now?
[10:31] Ysley
    Prontea-san? Right now he should be
    in the vicinity of the Gaina Coast
[10:35] Ysley
    looking for Raki and Kroft—
[10:37] Piscalat
    I see. That's all I need to know,
     you piece of shit!
[10:46] Piscalat
    Don't worry. You won't die just yet.
[10:49] Piscalat
    I wouldn't be satisfied
     letting you off that easy.
[10:53] Ysley
    Oh, dear... Was it something
    I said, Piscalat-chan?
[10:56] Ysley
    This is bad. Her brainwashing's
    been completely undone.
[11:00] Piscalat
    What's wrong? Did you
    implant a bomb in my body?
[11:04] Piscalat
    You think you're gonna blow the place?
    Or make an emergency call to Prontea?
[11:07] Piscalat
    Too bad you can't do any of that
[11:10] Piscalat
    if the gizmos you hide
    in your body won't work.
[11:12] Ysley
    How? Why aren't they working?
[11:15] Pete
    You see, when all electrical devices are
    disabled, you can't use any of them.
[11:21] Ysley
    Pete?
[11:22] Ysley
    No... the Demon Lord!
[11:23] Ysley
    I see. So that was you.
[11:26] Ysley
    You switched faces and clothing at the store—
[11:28] Obami/Pete
    Correct you are.
[11:29] Obami/Pete
    And if you had caught on sooner,
    this entire plan would have been scrapped.
[11:35] Miku
    Looks like the Demon Lord's
    pulled it off, Merku.
[11:38] Merku
    I see. Does that mean my skin-suit crafting
    life has finally come to an end?
[11:43] Obami/Pete
    Granted...
[11:45] Obami/Pete
    I thought I was done for when
    he peeked in on the changing room.
[11:50] Ysley
    That implies one of the customers
    reacted to Prontea-san searching...
[11:54] Ysley
    How could he have not noticed that?! Damn it!
[12:02] Piscalat
    I see you're both back.
[12:05] Piscalat
    Let's get to business, Paula.
    You're to join Ysley-dono.
[12:09] Piscalat
    Cory, you were recalled
     because your job on the island is done.
[12:12] Piscalat
    Why not grab something to eat?
[12:15] Cory
    Piscalat-neechan said there wouldn't
    be any missions any time soon,
[12:19] Cory
    but I'm betting I'll be sent to help
    Prontea-san hunt wild demons—
[12:24] Cory
    H-Huh? I'm getting... sleepy...
[12:33] Obami/Pete
    I appreciate how straightforward
     you are, Cory.
[12:36] Obami/Pete
    Being asleep will make
    the procedure a lot smoother.
[12:39] Rin
    Paula!
[12:42] Rin
    Where did she go? There's no sign
     of her coming back, either.
[12:47] Hayato
    Maybe you kicked her ass too hard this time.
[12:50] Gill
    I have to agree that Rin-san's training
    can be a bit overly severe at times.
[12:54] Hayato
    Yep.
[12:54] Gill
    She seems to have headed
    to Zoble along with Cory-san...
[12:58] Gill
    I'll ask about it.
[13:04] Rin
    You've mastered those human tools, then?!
[13:07] Hayato
    So you're one of those
    egghead types like Ysley?!
[13:10] Gill
    What are you talking about?
     It's just a cell phone.
[13:14] Gill
    But... Huh? No answer.
[13:16] Prontea
    Is that you, Gill-chan?
[13:17] Prontea
    It's sure rare for you to dial me up!
[13:20] Prontea
    Paula?
[13:21] Prontea
    You're wondering where she is?
[13:22] Prontea
    I haven't heard, actually.
     You're better off asking Ysley-kun...
[13:26] Prontea
    Wait, what?
[13:34] Prontea
    We should never lose communications
    with the command center!
[13:39] Prontea
    Ysley-kun! General Piscalat!
[13:42] Prontea
    Damn it...
[13:43] Prontea
    They got us!
    But who actually attacked and how?
[13:46] Prontea
    I can't imagine Ysley-kun and General Piscalat
    losing if they were together.
[13:50] Prontea
    And even against an overwhelming opponent,
[13:53] Prontea
    I think he'd probably abandon her to flee.
[14:03] Obami/Pete
    I'd say we finished up in the nick of time.
[14:06] Cory
    Say, Your Lordship,
[14:07] Cory
    what would you have done if undoing
    my brainwashing had taken another 30 minutes?
[14:11] Obami/Pete
    Die, most likely.
[14:15] Prontea
    Damn it... They really got us!
[14:18] Prontea
    Should I be more angry or worried?
[14:23] Prontea
    Who is it?! What do you want?!
[14:24] Neput
    What's all this? I couldn't
    get in touch with Piscalat or Ysley,
[14:30] Neput
    and now I hear command's
    been blown up or something.
[14:32] Prontea
    Neput? What are you doing right now?
[14:34] Neput
    Working on the treaties and
    other paperwork to establish
[14:37] Neput
    diplomatic crap with Hotaena and Sarabael.
[14:39] Prontea
    That doesn't matter!
    I need you here! Right now!
[14:41] Prontea
    No, I'll come to you!
[14:44] Barcode
    Has something happened?
[14:46] Neput
    Not sure exactly, but it's probably bad news.
[14:49] Neput
    That damn Miku is always a pain in the
    ass when you get on her bad side.
[14:53] Miku
    I'd say this was basically
    the best possible result.
[14:56] Miku
    We were able to recover Piscalat and Cory,
    and the enemy isn't aware of that yet.
[15:02] Obami/Pete
    So, what shall we do next?
[15:04] Miku
    Let's see...
[15:06] Miku
    For now... let's not make any moves.
[15:09] Miku
    Oh, no, not you! You should
    keep moving even harder, okay?
[15:13] Miku
    Yeah...
[15:14] Miku
    We managed to collect two Idaten samples.
[15:18] Miku
    Why not spend some time studying them?
     At a nice, leisurely pace.
[15:23] Ferlandia
    Now then...
[15:25] Ferlandia
    Do you understand what's about to happen?
[15:27] Ferlandia
    How about you, missy?
[15:30] Paula
    I kind of think we might die...
[15:33] Ferlandia
    You think you're gonna die, huh?
[15:35] Ferlandia
    That's a cute answer.
[15:38] Ferlandia
    But for now, the physical exam comes first.
[15:42] Ferlandia
    For example, what's going on in here?!
[15:47] Paula
    Oh, torture.
[15:48] Paula
    Aw, man, this is probably gonna hurt a lot.
[15:52] Ferlandia
    You're gonna learn there are
    things worse than death...
[15:56] Ferlandia
    She's not screaming?
[15:58] Paula
    Ouchie!
[15:59] Kuraishi
    Hey, don't kill her.
[16:01] Ferlandia
    Quit trying to act tough, you little shit.
[16:03] Paula
    Yeowch! Ouch, ouch, ouch...
[16:05] Ferlandia
    Why the hell isn't she
    screaming her head off?
[16:08] Kuraishi
    You're next.
[16:10] Kuraishi
    I don't think a regular rectal
    probe is gonna cut it for you.
[16:14] Kuraishi
    Maybe I'll slice you open
    from your intestines to your throat.
[16:18] Piscalat
    His mouth, too. Pull all those teeth out.
[16:21] Piscalat
    No, maybe rip his entire face off
    starting with his eyes.
[16:30] Kuraishi
    Those're some sweet sounds you're making!
[16:33] Gill
    Our flesh returns to the earth,
     and our souls to the Lord's side.
[16:38] Gill
    Please look over us, who inherit Your works.
[16:42] Gill
    That concludes the prayer for the dead,
[16:45] Gill
    but was it really all right
    to use rites from my country?
[16:48] Pete
    It's okay, sister.
[16:51] Pete
    The important thing isn't the ritual itself,
[16:53] Pete
    but rather nurturing the belief that
    the dead should be honored.
[16:57] Pete
    I realize I'm not in any position to ask
    such a thing from you, but...
[17:02] Gill
    No. This is all I can really do, so...
[17:06] Gill
    Besides, lately, I've begun to question
    what's truly good or evil.
[17:12] (Flashback) Prontea
    You think we should make
    peace with the demons?
[17:14] (Flashback) Gill+
    I do! If we don't have to fight,
    wouldn't we be better if we didn't?
[17:18] (Flashback) Gill
    They were worried about my well being.
[17:22] (Flashback) Gill
    I'm sure we can come to an
    understanding if we just talk.
[17:24] (Flashback) Protnea
    Okay, let's do that.
[17:26] (Flashback) Protnea
    But in that case,
[17:27] (Flashback) Protnea
    we're going to need thousands of human babies
[17:30] (Flashback) Protnea
    in order to maintain the demon population.
[17:34] (Flashback) Gill
    That's...
[17:35] (Flashback) Ysley
    Out of the question?
[17:36] (Flashback) Ysley
    In that case, the demons will have
    to be prohibited from reproducing
[17:40] (Flashback) Ysley
    until they die out from natural causes.
[17:43] (Flashback) Ysley
    What you're suggesting in that case
     isn't a compromise.
[17:45] (Flashback) Ysley
    It's a one-sided death sentence.
[17:48] (Flashback) Ysley
    The only path to peace
    is finding a way for Idaten, humans,
[17:51] (Flashback) Ysley
    and demons to all be satisfied.
[17:56] Cory
    Is everybody here, Your Lordship?
[17:59] Obami/Pete
    Indeed.
[18:00] Obami/Pete
    It's a rundown farm, but there
    are facilities underground.
[18:03] Obami/Pete
    We'll conduct the experiments
    on the Idaten here, as well.
[18:06] Cory
    Oh, I'd love to help with that part.
[18:09] Cory
    I've got some pretty personal
    grudges against them.
[18:16] Ferlandia
    Oh, hey, Cory. It's been a while.
[18:22] Paula
    Cory-kun...
[18:27] Gill
    According to the deities, in Zoble,
[18:29] Gill
    the demons were attempting to mass-produce
    humans that they could fuse with demons.
[18:33] Gill
    They were just desperate to ensure
    the survival of their species...
[18:39] Ferlandia
    Maybe I went a little overboard
    for the first day. Can't have her dying.
[18:44] Ferlandia
    Hurry up and heal.
    Then I'll get to cutting again.
[18:47] Ferlandia
    We'll change the type of pain
     over and over again...
[18:52] Kuraishi
    Hey. Sorry, Cory, looks like the
    experiments for today are...
[18:56] Kuraishi
    What's wrong? You look kind of sick.
[18:59] Cory
    Oh, yeah... Probably because my
    brainwashing was just undone.
[19:03] Cory
    Guess I'm kinda tired, you know?
[19:05] Cory
    What is this? The brainwashing was undone...
[19:10] Cory
    Maybe I should get some sleep.
[19:12] Paula
    It hurts... It hurts...
[19:16] Kuraishi
    Well, it's your turn to keep watch.
[19:18] Ferlandia
    You got it.
[19:21] Miku
    So, based on the information
    I got from Piscalat,
[19:24] Miku
    the Demon Lord is practically
    confirmed to be an Idaten
[19:26] Miku
    who came into existence
    on the other side of the seal.
[19:30] Umeyo
    I'm so bored...
[19:32] Umeyo
    Could one of you two get pregnant already?
[19:34] Merku
    And what am I supposed to do differently?
[19:36] Gill
    From a human perspective,
    it's easy to condemn what they do.
[19:39] Gill
    But as a mere fellow living thing, I can't.
[19:43] Gill
    A way for all of our species to coexist...
[19:46] Gill
    I can't imagine how to get there,
[19:50] Gill
    but... is there really no compromise at all?
[20:00] Gill+
    Prontea-san just suggested that Ysley-san
[20:03] Gill+
    and Paula-san have been
    captured by the enemy...
[20:06] Hayato
    S-Say what?!
[20:07] Rin
    Who got them?!
[20:09] Gill+
    I don't know.
[20:10] Rin
    Where do we go to save them?!
[20:12] Gill+
    I don't know...
[20:13] Rin
    Are you sure they were taken?
[20:15] Gill+
    I... don't know.
[20:17] Rin
    You fool! It seems like
    you don't know anything!
[20:20] Gill+
    Please stop! If you break the phone,
    we really won't be able to learn anything!
[20:25] Gill+
    Hayato-san! Stop her, please!
[20:26] Hayato
    Hey, calm down, Granny.
[20:28] Rin
    Shut it!
[20:33] Rin
    What in the world is happening?
[20:36] Gill+
    Rin-san, where are you going?
[20:37] Rin
    Isn't it obvious?! To find Ysley and Paula!
[20:42] Gill
    Does she have any idea
    where to start looking?
[20:45] Rin
    Ysley!
[20:47] Rin
    Paula!
[20:48] Rin
    Where are you?!
[20:52] Rin
    Where are you?!
[20:57] Rin
    Where are you?!
[21:21] Sign
    The Idaten Deities Know Only Peace