# E12 - An Ordinary, Run-of-the-Mill Guy: Former Death Row Inmate, Satake Hirofumi
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZMX01/an-ordinary-run-of-the-mill-guy-former-death-row-inmate-satake-hirofumi)
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**[00:01] Chaser 1**
Where is he?
**[00:03] Chaser 2**
Find him!
**[00:04] Chaser 2**
They won't get away from us!
**[00:07] Satake/I**
My name is Satake Hirofumi.
***SIGN*** Satake Hirofumi
**[00:09] Satake/I**
I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill guy who's
facing the biggest danger of his life!
**[00:16] Kito**
What is being ordinary, do you think?
**[00:19] Satake**
Huh?
**[00:20] Kito**
No, now is not the time
to be distracting ourselves.
**[00:23] Kito**
We must hurry.
**[00:25] Satake**
Y-Yes.
**[00:27] Satake**
We have to go rescue Chie.
**[00:30] Satake**
Kito-san?
**[00:31] Kito**
It seems that *I* don't have
a bounty on my head.
**[00:35] Satake**
Huh? Whoa!
**[00:39] Kito**
Satake went that way!
**[00:41] Chaser 2**
What?!
**[00:42] Chaser 1**
Are you sure?
**[00:43] Kito**
Let's go!
**[00:43] Kito**
Follow me!
**[00:47] Chasers**
That way!
**[00:53] Satake**
Kito-san...
**[00:55] Kito/I**
*Satake-san, best of luck to you.*
**[00:57] Chaser 3**
Hold on.
**[00:59] Kito**
Eh?
**[01:00] Chaser 3**
You're the Japanese guy who
was with Satake earlier.
**[01:03] Chaser 3**
I saw you.
**[01:05] Kito**
Well, I...
**[01:08] Chaser 2**
What's going on here?
**[01:10] Chaser 1**
Did you lie to us?!
**[01:12] Kito/I**
*Oh no...*
**[01:14] Kito/I**
*Is this the end for me?*
**[01:38] ---**
The Human Crazy University
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** An Ordinary,
Run-of-the-Mill Guy
***SIGN*** Former Death Row Inmate
Satake Hirofumi
**[02:51] Satake**
Anyhow, I must get over there...
**[02:54] Chaser 4**
There he is!
**[02:56] Satake**
What?!
**[02:56] Satake**
They found me already?!
**[03:00] Chaser 4**
Hold it right there, bounty!
**[03:03] Satake**
They'll eventually catch up to me.
**[03:05] Andre**
Bro!
**[03:06] Satake**
Huh?
**[03:08] Satake**
Andre? Miguel?!
**[03:10] Andre**
Get in!
**[03:15] Chaser 4**
Shit!
**[03:18] Andre**
You haven't changed at all.
**[03:19] Miguel**
We knew you'd be cheating death again.
**[03:23] Satake**
Y-You two... But why?
**[03:25] Andre**
That guy brought us here.
**[03:28] Satake**
That guy?
**[03:29] Professor**
Hello.
**[03:30] Professor**
It's been a while, Satake-san.
**[03:32] Professor**
I knew you'd be alive.
**[03:35] Satake**
P-Professor?!
**[03:37] Professor**
That's my research sample for you.
**[03:40] Professor**
May I please dissect your brain sometime?
**[03:42] Satake**
Absolutely not!
**[03:43] Satake**
But your timing is good.
**[03:46] Satake**
Please take me to the Tower of David!
**[03:48] Professor**
Are you sure?
**[03:49] Professor**
The guys chasing after you seem
to be coming from that direction.
**[03:54] Satake**
Please!
**[03:57] Professor**
Seems like you've gotten
involved in something exciting.
**[04:01] Professor**
Let's go.
**[04:03] Satake**
Thank you... whoa!
**[04:06] Andre**
Bro!
**[04:07] Satake**
H-Hey!
**[04:08] Miguel**
Let go, idiot!
**[04:10] Chaser 5**
No, you let go, idiot!
**[04:12] Andre**
Who's calling me idiot? You let go! Idiot!
**[04:14] Satake**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[04:16] Satake**
I'm gonna split in two!
**[04:20] Miguel**
O-Oh, m-man!
**[04:22] Andre**
Bro!
**[04:25] Satake**
You guys!
**[04:27] Chaser 5**
Stay quiet!
**[04:30] Chaser 6**
All right! Now I'm rich!
**[04:32] Chaser 7**
Nice work!
**[04:35] Chaser 6**
O-Oh shit! Eyes on the road!
**[04:36] Chaser 7**
Huh?
**[04:48] Satake**
Ouch...
**[04:53] Satake**
Hm?
**[04:55] Satake**
Am I here?
**[04:59] Chaser 5**
The truck's totaled!
**[05:01] Chaser 5**
Where did he go?
**[05:03] Satake**
Crap!
**[05:13] Chaser 1**
Don't mess with us!
**[05:15] Chaser 2**
I'll force Satake's whereabouts out of you!
**[05:20] Kito**
Let's see if you can talk to me
that way after you've learned who I am.
**[05:25] Chaser 3**
Huh?
**[05:26] Chaser 3**
Who the heck are you?
**[05:27] Kito**
A seeker of food and
mysteries throughout the world...
**[05:32] Kito**
I am the exotic food and
hidden land hunter, Kito Joji!
***SIGN*** Kito Joji
***SIGN*** Kito Joji
**[05:39] Chaser 1;2;3**
Who cares?!
**[05:42] Andre**
Hey, mister!
**[05:43] Andre**
Bro got caught!
**[05:44] Andre**
Turn back!
**[05:45] Professor**
That's not possible.
**[05:46] Professor**
We're being chased.
**[05:49] Miguel**
Hey, check that out!
**[05:50] Chaser 1**
Hold up, Japanese!
**[05:52] Chaser 2**
Where did you hide Satake?!
**[05:55] Kito**
I will not get caught!
**[05:57] Kito**
Run, my body!
**[05:59] Kito**
At light speed!
**[06:05] Satake/I**
* The video call came*
* from high up in the building.*
**[06:10] Satake/I**
*That must be where Chie is.*
**[06:13] Satake/I**
*I need to get higher.*
**[06:17] Satake/I**
*Oh no, they're here...*
**[06:21] Jack**
I love it.
**[06:23] Jack**
Run, run!
**[06:25] Chie**
Hirofumi!
**[06:28] Jack**
As expected from Satake-kun.
**[06:30] Jack**
He scurries quick, like a roach.
**[06:33] Jack**
It's plenty entertaining as it is,
but it could use a little more oomph.
**[06:39] Jack**
Why don't we introduce a new player?
**[06:46] Chaser 10**
He's apparently going up!
**[06:49] Chaser 9**
Then let's head this way!
**[06:50] Satake**
Oh no, they caught up with me!
**[06:52] Satake**
I have to hide...
**[06:56] Chaser 8**
I don't see him.
**[06:57] Chaser 9**
Look harder!
**[07:00] Satake/I**
*Please, walk past me!*
**[07:02] Chaser 10**
Should we look in another room?
**[07:04] Chaser 9**
Sure.
**[07:06] Satake/I**
*Th-that was close.*
**[07:08] Jose**
Hey, y'all!
**[07:10] Jose**
I'm gonna have to ask you
to follow my orders from now on.
**[07:18] Chaser 9**
Huh? What do you want?
**[07:20] Chaser 9**
You trying to hog the bounty for yourself?
**[07:22] Chaser 9**
Then you're—
**[07:28] Chaser 8; 10**
Holy shit!
**[07:31] Satake/I**
*Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What did he just do?!*
**[07:34] Jose**
Maybe you didn't hear me.
**[07:36] Jose**
If you have a death wish, I'll oblige you.
**[07:40] Chaser 8**
Are y-you...
**[07:41] Chaser 8**
Jose Claudio of the Claudio family,
by any chance?
***SIGN*** Jose Claudio
**[07:47] Chaser 8**
I'll obey!
**[07:48] Chaser 8**
I'll obey your orders!
**[07:49] Chaser 10**
There's no one stupid enough
to oppose the mafia in this country!
**[07:54] Jose**
Good boy.
**[07:56] Jose**
Hey there, Jack.
**[07:58] Jose**
From here on out, we can take over, yes?
**[08:02] Jack**
*Sure,*
**[08:02] Jack**
and I'll pay you handsomely.
**[08:04] Jack**
But in return...
**[08:06] Jose**
Don't kill him too quick, right?
**[08:09] Jose**
No worries.
**[08:10] Jose**
Slow is my specialty.
**[08:12] Chaser 8**
Of all people, we get Jose the Head Hunter.
**[08:15] Chaser 8**
Supposedly, he cut off the heads
**[08:17] Chaser 8**
of everyone who opposed him
with that machete when he became the boss.
**[08:23] Chaser 8**
So if we resist him, that's how we end up, huh?
**[08:28] Jose**
Okay!
**[08:30] Jose**
We'll search the other room, yeah?
**[08:33] Jose**
Break a leg, everyone!
**[08:39] Jose**
Just kidding!
**[08:41] Jose**
Nice to meet you, Satake-san!
**[08:46] Jose**
Oh, playing tag, are we?
**[08:50] Jose**
Come on, run! Run for your life!
**[08:57] Jack**
Oh, Jose, you're such an entertainer!
**[09:01] Jack**
You're just barely missing his vitals!
**[09:05] Jack**
You're a professional!
**[09:07] Chie**
Please, Jack!
**[09:08] Chie**
I don't care what happens to me.
**[09:10] Chie**
So please stop hurting Hirofumi!
**[09:13] Jack**
What a beautiful bond you two share, Chie.
**[09:16] Jack**
But it looks like we're
approaching the finale.
**[09:22] Jose**
Well then, everybody!
**[09:24] Jose**
The party's in full swing,
**[09:27] Jose**
but it's time to close it out
with Jose Claudio's amputation show!
**[09:35] Satake**
A-Amputation?!
**[09:37] Jose**
So, everyone, what would you prefer?
**[09:42] Jose**
A foot? An arm? Or...
**[09:47] Underlings**
His head!
**[09:48] Underlings**
His head, his head, his head!
**[09:54] Jose**
Okay, okay.
**[09:56] Jose**
I hear your request!
**[10:00] Underlings**
Yeah!
**[10:02] Underlings**
His head, his head, his head!
**[10:04] Jose**
This is the end of him!
**[10:09] Jose**
Hm?
**[10:16] Jack**
Wh-What just happened?!
**[10:18] Chie**
Hirofumi!
**[10:25] Satake**
The floor gave way?
**[10:29] Jose**
The show isn't over yet!
**[10:38] Satake**
Good...
**[10:39] Satake**
Huh?
**[11:01] Jack**
So, a hanging can kill you after all!
**[11:04] Jack**
Suffering your death penalty again
is just like you, Satake!
**[11:09] Chie**
Wake up, Hirofumi!
**[11:12] Chie**
Please don't die!
**[11:13] Jack**
It's useless, Chie!
**[11:16] Jack**
He's finally dead!
**[11:18] Jack**
I win!
**[11:25] Chie**
You didn't win.
**[11:29] Jack**
Did you say something?
**[11:33] Chie**
You may talk and act big,
**[11:35] Chie**
but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
**[11:38] Chie**
who can only act big
toward the defenseless!
**[11:40] Chie**
Look at Hirofumi!
**[11:43] Chie**
He may be powerless,
but he risked his life to save me!
**[11:48] Chie**
He's nothing like you!
**[11:50] Chie**
He didn't lose!
**[11:52] Chie**
To a coward and weakling like you—
**[11:58] Jack**
You shouldn't run your mouth like that.
**[12:01] Jack**
Seems like I need to punish you later.
**[12:07] Jack**
It's me.
**[12:09] Jack**
Bring me the helicopter.
**[12:14] Sign**
The Human Crazy University
**[12:17] Sign**
The Human Crazy University
**[12:23] Jack**
That game wasn't too bad.
**[12:29] Jack**
Where is it?
**[12:31] Jack**
What are they doing?
**[12:35] Jack**
What's that noise?
**[12:36] Jack**
Wind?
**[12:40] Jack**
No, a groan?
**[12:44] Jack**
Who is it?!
**[12:47] Satake**
Jack!
**[12:54] Satake**
Give Chie back to me!
**[13:00] Jack**
You're supposed to be dead!
**[13:07] Jack**
You're a monster!
**[13:17] Chie**
Hirofumi?
**[13:21] Satake**
Oh, Chie.
**[13:22] Satake**
Are you all right?
**[13:25] Chie**
Am *I* all right?
**[13:27] Chie**
You're the one who's all beaten up.
**[13:29] Chie**
But I'm glad you're alive.
**[13:32] Satake**
I may have bad luck, but when it comes
to the people in my life, I'm blessed.
**[13:42] Satake/I**
*Is this it for me?*
**[13:47] Chie**
*Hirofumi!*
**[13:49] (Flashback) Satake**
I can't die just yet!
**[14:00] (Flashback) Carlos**
Don't die, Japanese!
**[14:02] (Flashback) Carlos**
I haven't repaid you yet.
**[14:05] Satake**
He's the one who rescued me.
**[14:08] Chie**
You're from...
**[14:13] Professor**
Satake-san!
**[14:13] Andre**
Bro!
**[14:15] Miguel**
Are you okay?
**[14:16] Kito**
Negishi-san!
**[14:17] Satake**
Everyone!
**[14:18] Satake**
You're all okay!
**[14:23] Chie**
It's over, huh?
**[14:25] Satake**
Yeah.
**[14:27] Chie**
Watch out!
**[14:35] Satake**
Chie!
**[14:41] Jack**
I guess that makes us even.
**[14:43] Jack**
I'll invite you to play
another game soon, Satake.
**[14:48] Jack**
Bye-bye!
**[14:52] Satake**
Chie! Chie!
**[14:55] Satake**
Chie!
**[14:59] Jack**
You're late!
**[15:01] Jack**
What took you so long?!
**[15:03] Ijuin**
Our discussion took
a bit longer than it should.
**[15:07] Jack**
Huh?
**[15:08] Jack**
Nothing is more important
than my orders, you hear?
**[15:11] Jack**
Take me back to the base now, you scum—
**[15:15] Jack**
What are you—
**[15:16] Ijuin**
Could you please stop spewing
your fetid breath in here?
**[15:20] Ijuin**
I'd rather not pollute the air in here.
**[15:23] Rukawa**
The discussion got quite heated.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Jack'S Father**
Do whatever you want with my son!
**[15:31] (Flashback) Jack'S Father**
He's in Caracas right now!
**[15:33] (Flashback) Jack'S Father**
So please, spare me!
**[15:38] (Flashback) Ijuin**
Selling out your own child
to save your life?
**[15:41] (Flashback) Ijuin**
Like father, like son, I suppose.
**[15:46] Jack**
What are you talking about?!
**[15:48] Jack**
I'll kill you all!
**[15:50] Jack**
Wha... He disappeared?!
**[15:56] Ijuin**
Shut up already.
**[15:58] Ijuin**
Where you're going
is not your base, but hell.
**[16:03] Ijuin**
Die in pain as you repent for your sins.
**[16:12] Rukawa**
But it seems that we were indeed too late.
**[16:17] Ijuin**
No, I wouldn't say that.
**[16:21] Satake**
Chie...
**[16:22] Satake**
How did it come to this?
**[16:25] Chie**
Um, Hirofumi?
**[16:29] Chie**
I think I'm okay.
**[16:31] Chie**
I'm not hurt at all.
**[16:32] Satake**
Huh?
**[16:33] Satake**
But how?
**[16:34] Satake**
You got shot in the chest, didn't you?
**[16:37] Chie**
I did.
**[16:39] Chie**
What's this?
**[16:44] Satake**
A cream puff?!
**[16:46] Satake**
Oh, hell no!
**[16:48] Satake**
You couldn't possibly stop a
bullet with a cream puff!
***SIGN*** I agree
**[16:50] Cream Puff**
I agree.
**[16:52] Professor**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[16:54] Professor**
Custard cream contains cornstarch,
making it a dilatant fluid.
***SIGN*** Dilatancy
***SIGN*** Dilatant Fluid
**[16:59] Cream Puff**
Dilatancy.
**[17:01] Satake**
Dilatant fluid?
**[17:03] Professor**
Its normal state is fluid,
***SIGN*** Separate particles in fluid
**[17:06] Professor**
but when it's met with
a sudden force, it becomes solid.
***SIGN*** When pressured, particles are instantly aligned
**[17:14] Professor**
In the US, they're using this principle
**[17:16] Professor**
to develop a ballistic vest with
bulletproof fiber soaked in dilatant fluid.
***SIGN*** Soaking in~
**[17:23] Professor**
However, it's impossible
to stop a bullet with the
**[17:26] Professor**
amount of custard cream inside a cream puff.
**[17:29] Professor**
This is a bug.
**[17:31] Professor**
Just as expected from Satake-san's fiancée.
**[17:39] Chie**
I-Is Hirofumi's bad luck rubbing off on me?
**[17:48] Chie**
Hirofumi?
**[17:50] Satake**
Thank goodness!
**[17:52] Satake**
Thank goodness!
**[18:01] Rukawa**
Next stop, hell!
**[18:13] Andre**
Don't forget about us
after you're back in Japan, Bro!
**[18:18] Satake**
Of course I won't.
**[18:20] Miguel**
Let's go blossom viewing again sometime, Bro!
**[18:23] Satake**
Yeah, it's a promise.
**[18:25] Satake**
Next time, I'll show you
the cherry blossoms in Japan.
**[18:29] Kito**
Well, then, I should get going soon.
**[18:32] Chie**
You're not going back to Japan?
**[18:36] Kito**
Now that I'm in Latin America,
**[18:39] Kito**
I will continue to enjoy more
exotic food and hidden lands.
**[18:44] Chie**
You never change.
**[18:46] Chie**
Oh, but what about
your plane tickets and such?
**[18:49] Kito**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[18:51] Kito**
I'm used to taking care of that myself.
**[18:55] Kito**
By the way, Negishi-san.
**[18:57] Kito**
I'm giving you a break for a while.
**[19:01] Chie**
Eh?
**[19:03] Kito**
You should spend time with him for now.
**[19:08] Kito**
The winners in life are
the ones who enjoy it.
**[19:11] Kito**
Please make up the time you didn't
get to spend with Satake-san.
**[19:16] Chie**
Kito-san... Thank you.
**[19:21] Kito**
Oh, I almost forgot.
**[19:24] Kito**
I happened to find this on the ground.
**[19:27] Kito**
It is important to you, isn't it?
**[19:29] Chie**
Yes, it's an important amulet.
**[19:35] Kito**
Well, then, thank you for *Latin America*!
**[19:43] Professor**
Hello, Ijuin-san?
**[19:46] Professor**
Regarding the subject we discussed,
I'd love to come observe in person.
**[19:54] Chie**
It's finally over.
**[19:57] Satake**
Yeah.
**[19:59] Satake**
But I'm still concerned about Jack.
**[20:02] Satake**
He got away.
**[20:03] Professor**
That shouldn't be a problem.
**[20:06] Professor**
He will never trouble you ever again.
**[20:10] Satake**
How do you know?
**[20:12] Professor**
That's...
**[20:14] Professor**
something you don't have to know.
**[20:18] Satake**
So, who exactly are you
and what did you want after all?
**[20:23] Professor**
I've been telling you from the beginning.
**[20:26] Professor**
I just want to research
someone special like you.
**[20:34] Satake**
I'm not special at all.
**[20:37] Satake**
A lot of people have helped me,
**[20:40] Satake**
encouraged me, and supported me,
**[20:44] Satake**
and that's how I've survived.
**[20:48] Satake**
That's all there is to it.
**[20:53] Satake**
I'm just an ordinary, run-of-the-mill guy.
**[21:00] Satake**
I-I'm sorry!
**[21:01] Original Satake**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[21:03] Original Satake**
I wasn't looking...
**[21:04] Original Satake**
Please excuse me.
**[21:06] Satake**
That's all, I believe.
**[21:08] Original Satake**
Thank you.
**[21:10] Original Satake**
Excuse me.
**[21:13] Satake**
What's wrong, you two?
**[21:14] Chie**
That man looked exactly like you.
**[21:18] Satake**
Eh? Really?
**[21:20] Chie**
I don't just mean a similar face.
**[21:22] Chie**
You were identical!
**[21:24] Chie**
Like he was your doppelgänger!
**[21:26] Satake**
That much?
**[21:27] Satake**
His voice and stuff were
totally different, though.
**[21:30] Professor**
They say that if you see
your doppelgänger, you die.
**[21:37] Satake**
Please stop!
**[21:42] Chie**
What do you want to do when you get home?
**[21:44] Satake**
For starters, I'd love to
eat your home cooking!
**[21:49] Chie**
Sure thing.
**[21:51] Satake**
I'm excited!
**[21:53] Satake**
Oh, and I want to sleep on your lap,
**[21:55] Satake**
and you can clean my ears.
**[21:57] Chie**
Oh, fine.
**[22:00] Satake**
And then, and then...
**[22:02] Chie**
Oh, stop it, you!
**[22:06] Chie**
Then we should take turns!
**[22:07] Satake**
Of course!
**[22:09] Satake**
I'll do anything!