The Human Crazy University
Satake Hirofumi's just your ordinary guy...on death row for killing his fiancée with an odd luck of surviving dangerous situations. As he awaits execution, a research institute studying miraculous phenomena, Human Crazy University, has taken interest in the immortal. Now a subject of their research, he shares his memories and sheds light on a much bigger conspiracy with his fiancée's murder.

Season 1

E1 - Death Row Inmate Satake Hirofumi
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[00:03] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:07] Judge
    The court has found
    the defendant, Satake Hirofumi…
[00:10] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill...
[00:13] Judge
    The defendant, Satake Hirofumi,
    is hereby sentenced to death.
[00:17] Satake/I
    ...death row inmate.
[00:41] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    The
    Ruthless,
    Cruel
    Man
    Who
    Slaughtered
    His
    Fiancée
SIGN    Death-Row Inmate
    Satake Hirofumi
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SIGN    Kadota Kenji
[01:56] Kadota
    Well, that should be good.
[01:59] Shimoda
    Kadota-san, I'm finished over here.
SIGN    Shimoda Tadashi
[02:02] Kadota
    Okay, very good.
[02:05] Kadota
    Shimoda?
[02:06] Shimoda
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[02:11] Shimoda
    I've never witnessed an execution...
[02:15] Kadota
    Has it been a year or so
    since you were assigned here?
[02:20] Shimoda
    Yes.
[02:21] Shimoda
    So this is where they carry out executions.
[02:24] Kadota
    There are seven execution
    chambers in this country.
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sendai
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Hiroshima
SIGN    Fukuoka
[02:28] Kadota
    This is one of them.
[02:30] Kadota
    This is where capital
    punishment is administered.
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Osaka
[02:35] Shimoda
    Anyhow, why were we told
    to clean up this place out of the blue?
[02:41] Kadota
    Who knows?
[02:43] Kadota
    Maybe they're trying
    to cut down on janitors.
[02:49] Satake/I
    A death row inmate's life is peaceful
    and quiet on the surface.
SIGN    Red Demon
[02:54] Satake/I
    There's no penal labor,
    so there's a lot of free time.
[02:57] Satake/I
    To kill time, death row
    inmates take up new hobbies.
[03:03] Satake/I
    Reading books, composing haiku...
    some even get religious.
[03:12] Satake/I
    Shimoda-san...
[03:14] Satake
    The book you recommended was so good.
[03:18] Shimoda
    Right?
[03:19] Shimoda
    I love the part where the
    red-haired punk goes nuts!
[03:23] Satake
    I felt refreshed reading that scene as well.
[03:27] Shimoda
    I told my sister about the book too,
    and she got hooked.
[03:31] Shimoda
    She can't seem to put it down.
[03:33] Satake
    I know how she feels.
[03:36] Satake
    I'm glad she liked it too.
[03:39] Shimoda
    Yeah.
[03:40] Shimoda
    The Red Demon series will continue,
     so just hang in there.
SIGN    Red Demon
SIGN    Series Continues!
[03:47] Satake
    The next volume...
[03:49] Satake
    Do you think I'll get to read it?
[03:51] Shimoda
    Huh? Oh, well...
[03:54] Satake
    Shimoda-san, thank you very much.
[03:57] Shimoda
    What's that about?
[03:59] Satake
    Before I came here, I had no time for books.
[04:04] Satake
    So I never knew about this
    amazing world of reading.
[04:08] Satake
    It's all thanks to you
    recommending that I read.
[04:11] Shimoda
    Please. It was nothing.
[04:14] Satake
    I'm so grateful that I got
    to experience this at the end of my life.
[04:21] Satake
    That reminds me. I have a question.
[04:24] Shimoda
    What is it?
[04:25] Shimoda
    As long as it's not classified, I'll answer.
[04:29] Satake
    It's about my last meal.
[04:31] Shimoda
    Huh?
[04:32] Satake
    In the US, death row inmates can request
    what they want to eat for their last meals.
SIGN    Last Meal
SIGN    Last Meal
SIGN    Last Meal
SIGN    Last Meal
SIGN    Last Meal
SIGN    Last Meal
[04:40] Satake
    Do we do that in Japan?
[04:42] Shimoda
    I heard we used to do that in Japan too.
[04:46] Shimoda
    But not anymore.
SIGN    m 533 53 l 582 51 593 111 591 166 576 191 540 190 526 123
SIGN    What
     do you
     want to
     eat for
     your last
     meal?
[04:48] Shimoda/I
    If we ask for a request,
[04:50] Shimoda/I
    that tips off the inmate
    that their execution is approaching.
[04:50] Sign (Right)
    m 431 35 l 466 36 463 191 433 191
SIGN    Does
     that mean…
[04:51] Sign (Left)
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SIGN    I'll
    be
     exe-
    cuted
     soon?!
[04:52] Shimoda/I
    There's a risk that they'll
    take their own life out of fear.
[04:56] Shimoda
    Oh, sorry.
[04:58] Satake
    It's fine.
[05:00] Satake
    I see. That's too bad.
[05:03] Satake
    I love fish. In particular,
    sea bream sashimi is my favorite food.
[05:08] Satake
    But due to a certain circumstance,
    I couldn't eat it anymore.
[05:12] Satake
    If I could request a last meal,
[05:14] Satake
    I would've wanted to eat my fill of that.
[05:16] Shimoda
    Satake...
[05:17] Kadota
    Shimoda, the warden is asking for you.
[05:21] Shimoda
    Okay. See you later, Satake.
SIGN    Warden's Office
[05:30] Shimida
    Excuse me.
[05:32] Warden
    An execution will be
    carried out on the 25th.
[05:37] Warden
    Shimoda, your role is to hold
    onto the rope that will hang the inmate.
[05:42] Warden
    Got that?
[05:44] Shimoda
    Y-Yes. I understand.
[05:48] Shimoda
    Excuse me, Warden.
[05:50] Shimoda
    This execution is for...
[05:53] Warden
    For number 134.
[05:55] Shimoda
    What?!
[05:56] Shimoda
    Number 134 is...
[05:59] Shimoda
    Satake Hirofumi?!
[06:03] Warden
    That's right.
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[06:12] Shimoda
    Kadota-san...
[06:14] Kadota
    What's your role?
[06:17] Shimoda
    I have to hold onto the rope
    that hangs the inmate so it doesn't sway.
[06:23] Kadota
    I'm in charge of pressing a button.
[06:27] Shimoda
    One of the three buttons?
[06:31] Kadota/I
    There are three buttons that
    can operate the trap door.
[06:34] Kadota/I
    One of the buttons is randomly
    assigned to open the trap door.
[06:39] Kadota/I
    Three executioners press
    the buttons at the same time,
[06:43] Kadota/I
    making it impossible to identify
    who actually took the inmate's life.
[06:48] Kadota/I
    This lessens the psychological
    burden on the executioners.
[06:51] Kadota
    But I still have to press a button.
[06:56] Kadota
    My heart is heavy.
[06:58] Shimoda
    Helping execute someone...
[07:01] Shimoda
    I'm scared.
[07:03] Kadota
    It'll be all right.
[07:04] Kadota
    I'm here for you.
[07:06] Kadota
    You seem to have gotten close to Satake.
[07:10] Shimota
    I...
[07:11] Kadota
    I've got nothing against it.
[07:13] Kadota
    But you saw Satake's record, right?
[07:17] Kadota
    He abused his fiancée daily,
[07:21] Kadota/I
    suspected that she was cheating
    on him with a friend,
[07:25] Kadota/I
    stabbed them both to death, and started a fire.
[07:28] Kadota/I
    He deserves the death penalty.
[07:31] Kadota
    He's an atrocious criminal,
    and deserves no sympathy.
[07:35] Shimoda
    But he's a really good guy in front of me.
[07:39] Kadota
    Death row inmates are assigned no penal labor.
[07:42] Kadota
    The death penalty is their punishment,
[07:45] Kadota
    and the only way to atone for their crimes.
[07:48] Kadota
    Executing the penalty correctly
    so that they can atone for their crimes...
[07:52] Kadota
    As prison guards, that's our
     role in seeing justice done.
[07:56] Kadota
    Am I wrong?
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[08:01] Satake/I
    The execution is announced
    to the death row inmate
[08:04] Satake/I
    at 9:00 AM on the day of the execution.
[08:07] Satake/I
    It used to be announced the day before,
[08:11] Satake/I
    but many inmates took their own lives
    out of fear of the death penalty.
[08:16] Satake/I
    So now, they notify on the day of.
[08:19] Satake/I
    I had let my guard down because my life
    as a death row inmate was so peaceful.
[08:24] Satake/I
    I assumed that 9:00 AM
    would come and go as usual,
[08:28] Satake/I
    that I would read books
    all day long as usual...
SIGN    Red Demon
[08:33] Prison Guard
    Number 134, Satake Hirofumi, step out.
[08:40] Satake
    Um... Me?
[08:43] Satake
    Is it... my execution?
[08:47] Prison Guard
    That's right.
SIGN    Chaplain's Room
[08:51] Prison Guard
    This is a room where the inmate can collect
     himself and spend his last hours in peace.
[08:57] Prison Guard
    You are free to help yourself
    to the food on the table.
[09:00] Prison Guard
    You can smoke, or use
    this time to write a will.
[09:06] Satake
    Could this be...?
[09:10] Satake
    Shimoda-san, thank you very much.
[09:20] Satake
    It's good.
[09:22] Satake
    It's very tasty.
[09:33] Satake
    Shimoda-san...
[09:35] Shimoda
    Y-Yeah?
[09:37] Satake
    The sea bream was very good.
[09:42] Satake
    I'll never forget our time
    talking about novels.
[09:59] Satake
    No... I don't want this!
[10:02] Satake
    I don't want to die!
[10:03] Satake
    Stop!
[10:07] Satake
    Stop it, please!
[10:11] Satake
    Please stop!
[10:12] Satake
    I'm scared!
[10:13] Satake
    Help me!
[10:15] Satake
    Mommy!
[10:22] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[10:25] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[10:32] Satake/I
    Huh? Is this me?
[10:36] Satake/I
    Why?
[10:46] Satake
    Where am I?
[10:48] Professor
    You should not move too suddenly.
[10:51] Professor
    You sustained some serious
    damage to your neck.
[10:57] Satake
    My neck?
[10:58] Satake
    A motorcycle accident...
[11:00] Professor
    A motorcycle?
[11:02] Professor
    Oh! It was in your documentation.
[11:05] Professor
    A few years ago,
[11:07] Professor
    you got caught in a trap set
    by a guy who was attempting indiscriminate murders.
[11:12] Professor
    Someone strung a piece of plastic
    rope painted in black across the road,
[11:16] Professor
    right at the height of someone's
    throat who's on a motorcycle.
[11:22] Professor
    You got caught in it
    and suffered a severe injury.
[11:27] Professor
    It's a miracle you didn't die.
[11:30] Professor
    I really am impressed.
[11:32] Professor
    Your neck is incredibly strong.
[11:37] Professor
    Oh, I see.
[11:39] Professor
    That's why this time...
[11:42] Satake
    "This time"?
[11:44] Professor
    You survived the death penalty.
[11:50] Satake
    Excuse me?
[11:53] Professor
    Can you state your full name?
[11:57] Satake
    My full name?
[11:59] Satake
    Um, I'm...
[12:03] Professor
    Your name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[12:08] Satake
    Satake… Hirofumi…
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi?
[12:08] Chibi-Satake
    Hmm? Let's see...
[12:11] Satake
    That's right.
[12:13] Satake
    My name is Satake Hirofumi…
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[12:14] Chibi-Satake
    I remember!
SIGN    memory
SIGN    memory
[12:17] Professor
    You seem to be experiencing a memory impairment.
SIGN    memory
SIGN    memory
[12:20] Professor
    It's only natural.
[12:22] Satake
    You mentioned the death penalty.
[12:25] Satake
    What does that mean?
[12:26] Professor
    Just as I said.
[12:28] Professor
    You're a death row inmate.
[12:31] Satake
    Death row inmate? Me?
[12:35] Professor
    Technically, a former death row inmate.
SIGN    Re-Execution
SIGN    Release
[12:39] Professor
    Currently, they're working out
    how to handle your case.
[12:45] Professor
    You came back from your
    execution alive, after all.
[12:50] Satake
    "Came back"? What?
SIGN    Death Penalty
[12:53] Professor
    The death penalty is a punishment
    that enforces death.
SIGN    A punishment that enforces death
[12:57] Professor
    The punishment was enforced,
    and you died once.
[12:59] Chibi Satake
    Mommy!
[13:02] Chibi Satake
    I'm dead.
[13:03] Professor
    The judicial power to execute
    you is exhausted at this point,
SIGN    Judiciary
SIGN    Power to Execute
[13:06] Professor
    so logically speaking,
[13:09] Professor
    it's not possible to execute you again
    after you've come back to life.
[13:11] Chibi Satake
    Hooray!
[13:17] Professor
    Thus, you're a former death row inmate,
SIGN    Former Death-Row Inmate
[13:20] Professor
    although various lawyers may have
     different opinions about that.
[13:27] Professor
    Anyhow, this is almost unprecedented.
[13:33] Professor
    I hear it's giving the higher-ups
    quite the headache.
SIGN    What to do...
[13:39] Satake
    Is it really possible to come back
    from an execution?
[13:44] Professor
    I said almost unprecedented.
[13:46] Professor
    So it's happened before.
SIGN    Meiji 4
[13:50] Professor
    In 1871, in Sekitetsu Prefecture,
SIGN    Sekitetsu Prefecture
[13:53] Professor
    which is now the Chuyo and Toyo regions
    of the current Ehime Prefecture,
SIGN    (Ehime Prefecture, Chuyo and Toyo regions)
SIGN    Tanaka Tosaku (31)
[13:57] Professor
    a 31-year-old death row inmate named
    Tanaka Tosaku was executed by hanging.
[14:06] Professor
    His death was confirmed, and his body
    was on its way to his relative's house...
[14:16] (Flashback) Carrier 1
    Huh? Did you hear that?
[14:18] (Flashback) Carrier 2
    Yeah...
[14:26] (Flashback) Carrier 2
    Eek!
[14:27] (Flashback) Carrier 1
    He came back to life!
[14:29] Professor
    This is called the Sekitetsu Death Row
    Inmate Resurrection Incident.
[14:34] Satake
    And what happened to this Tosaku after?
[14:39] Professor
    He was sentenced to death,
[14:41] Professor
    not because he committed
    a capital crime like murder,
[14:43] Professor
    but because he torched a building
    during a riot against the Meiji government.
[14:50] Professor
    They ruled that there were grounds for mercy,
    and he was cleared of his charges.
SIGN      He came back to life
     after being executed.
    
      No further discussion
     necessary.
    
      Immediately return
     to your permanent
     residence.
[14:55] Professor
    But in your case, you are guilty of murder.
[15:01] Satake
    A dead man coming back to life...
[15:04] Satake
    It's hard to believe.
[15:06] Professor
    Incidents where the dead return to life are
     reported all over the world, even now.
[15:12] Professor
    In Ukraine, an 83-year-old woman's death
[15:15] Professor
    was confirmed by
    the ambulance crew and the police,
[15:19] Professor
    but she regained consciousness
    ten hours later.
[15:24] Professor
    In Venezuela, a 33-year-old man died
    in a car crash on a highway.
[15:30] Professor
    But during the autopsy, he sprang back up
    from the pain of being cut.
[15:40] Professor
    There's even a case reported
    of a corpse left in the morgue for three days
[15:43] Professor
    coming back to life.
[15:47] Satake
    I never knew it was so common.
[15:50] Professor
    However, whether these stories are
    true or not is debatable.
[15:54] Professor
    Even with Tosaku's execution,
[15:57] Professor
    that happened in the Meiji era, when they didn't
    have a lot of experience with the gallows,
SIGN    Back in those days, the execution process was
    "weigh down for three minutes and release
     the rope upon symptoms of death.
[16:00] Professor
    and they didn't have reliable techniques
    for determining death.
[16:05] Professor
    You surviving a contemporary Japanese
    execution is an absolute anomaly.
[16:08] Chibi-Satake
    Yay!
[16:11] Satake
    So how did I survive?
[16:15] Professor
    A gallows is designed to cause an instant death
    by cervical fracture from the fall, not from suffocation.
[16:26] Professor
    However, sometimes those who have very
     strong necks, like you do, survive the fall.
[16:35] Professor
    That's why the body is left for 15 to 30 minutes
    after the execution to cause suffocation.
[16:43] Professor
    After that, a coroner confirms the death,
[16:48] Professor
    and the body is released from the rope.
[16:52] Professor
    Normally, this is enough to cause certain death.
[16:57] Professor
    But the truth is,
[16:59] Professor
    you were already dead from a different cause,
    not cervical fracture or suffocation.
SIGN    Cervical Fracture
SIGN    Suffocation
[17:02] Sign
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[17:02] Sign
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[17:02] Sign
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[17:02] Sign
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SIGN    Dead
[17:06] Satake
    Huh?
[17:06] Professor
    You had sea bream sashimi right
    before the execution.
SIGN    Anaphylactic Shock
SIGN    Exposure to allergens resulting in life-threatening,
     acute allergic reactions throughout the body
[17:11] Professor
    And you went into anaphylactic shock
    because of it.
[17:16] Satake
    Um... right.
[17:19] Satake
    Now I remember.
[17:20] Satake
    I could die from eating fish.
[17:24] Professor
    That's right.
[17:25] Professor
    You have developed an allergy
    to the fish parasite, Anisakis.
[17:32] Professor
    Anisakis is a nematode that lives in fish.
SIGN    Anisakis
[17:36] Satake
    Thank you for the food.
[17:36] Professor
    It can also live in humans,
[17:40] Professor
    and occasionally, there are
    people who have allergic reactions.
[17:44] Professor
    Anisakis exists in almost all fish,
    so once you develop this allergy,
[17:53] Professor
    every time you eat fish,
    there's a risk of anaphylactic shock.
[17:59] Professor
    Therefore, you couldn't eat fish
    after this incident.
[18:05] Professor
    Despite that, you ate sea bream
    sashimi right before the execution,
[18:10] Professor
    and you went into anaphylactic
    shock during the execution.
[18:14] (Flashback) Coroner
    Death is confirmed.
[18:16] Professor
    Of course, the coroner mistook it as death.
[18:21] Professor
    But you were released from the rope
    before you had suffocated,
[18:26] Professor
    in a state of death from anaphylactic shock.
[18:29] Professor
    Or rather, in a state of apparent death.
[18:32] Professor
    And you miraculously came back to life.
[18:38] Professor
    With anaphylactic shock,
[18:40] Professor
    even if it's severe, there's a
     slim chance of recovery.
[18:45] Professor
    Your resurrection must be
    the product of that slight chance.
[18:50] Satake
    Is something that crazy even possible?!
[18:54] Professor
    Normally, no.
[18:57] Professor
    But it has indeed happened.
[19:00] Professor
    More importantly, Satake-san,
[19:03] Professor
    you may not remember this right now,
[19:07] Professor
    but your whole life's been
    one such crazy event after another.
[19:13] Professor
    You look like you don't believe me.
[19:17] Professor
    Hm...
[19:19] Professor
    So far, you've contracted various diseases
    from all over the world and survived.
[19:26] Professor
    Infectious diseases, parasites, poisons…
SIGN    Infectious Disease
SIGN    Parasites
SIGN    Poisons
[19:31] Professor
    Let's see... Let me give you some examples.
[19:35] Professor
    Smallpox, anthrax,
SIGN    Smallpox
SIGN    Anthrax
[19:37] Professor
    Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever,
SIGN    Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever
[19:39] Professor
    SFTS Virus, Streptococcus, B virus,
SIGN    SFTS Virus
SIGN    Streptococcus
SIGN    Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever
SIGN    B Virus
SIGN    Bird Flu
[19:44] Professor
    bird-flu, Echinococcus, venom
    of the king cobra, Guinea worm…
SIGN    Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever
SIGN    Echinococcus
SIGN    Venom of the King Cobra
SIGN    Bird Flu
SIGN    Echinococcus
SIGN    Guinea Worm
[19:47] Satake
    Hold on, hold on!
[19:49] Professor
    What's the matter? I'm still on page one.
[19:53] Satake
    No one could possibly survive all that!
[19:55] Satake
    I'm not an expert,
[19:57] Satake
    but smallpox and anthrax
    are deadly, aren't they?
SIGN    Smallpox
SIGN    Anthrax
[20:02] Satake
    All those other names you brought up
    sounded scary as hell too.
[20:06] Professor
    They are indeed scary.
SIGN    Smallpox
[20:09] Professor
    Simply calculating the survival
    rate of all of these diseases,
SIGN    Anthrax
SIGN    Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever
SIGN    SFTS Virus
SIGN    Streptococcus
SIGN    B Virus
SIGN    Bird Flu
SIGN    Echinococcus
SIGN    Venom of the King Cobra
SIGN    Guinea Worm
[20:16] Professor
    the number is below 0.2%.
SIGN    Survival Rate Below 0.2%
[20:20] Satake
    So low!
[20:21] Professor
    Forget "low."
[20:23] Professor
    It's a miracle.
[20:25] Professor
    And setting aside the diseases,
[20:27] Professor
    you've been involved in
     crazy amounts of trouble,
[20:30] Professor
    accidents, and incidents,
    and you survived everything.
[20:35] Professor
    The motorcycle accident I mentioned earlier
    is nothing compared to the other stuff.
[20:40] Satake
    You're kidding, right?
[20:41] Professor
    "Undead Man." That's your nickname.
[20:46] Professor
    You're a celebrity
    in our industry, you know?
[20:51] Satake
    A man who won't die.
[20:53] Satake
    You said, "industry"?
[20:57] Professor
    Satake-san, your existence is a miracle.
[21:01] Professor
    No, it's a bug.
[21:04] Professor
    In this world created by God,
    you're a crazy bug in the system.
[21:09] Professor
    I want to research someone like you.
[21:13] Satake
    Aren't you a doctor?
[21:16] Satake
    What exactly are you?
[21:18] Satake
    And this isn't an infirmary
    in the detention center, is it?
[21:23] Satake
    Where am I?
[21:24] Professor
    I guess I haven't introduced myself yet.
[21:29] Professor
    You may call me Professor.
SIGN    Professor
[21:34] Professor
    And this is the Human Defect Research Center,
[21:39] Professor
    where we study crazy and absurd phenomena
    reported from all over the world.
SIGN    Human Defect Research Center
[21:46] Professor
    They call us the Human Crazy University!
[21:48] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[21:50] Satake
    "Human Crazy"...
[21:52] Professor
    Satake-san...
[21:54] Professor
    Until they figure out how to handle
    your case, please let me study you.
SIGN    A
    Lucky
    Coin
     That
     Leads
     to
     Death
SIGN    Lives Perish
    Adrift for 48 Days
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:32] Satake & Professor
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[23:36] Satake & Professor
    Yay! Yay! Yay!

E2 - A Lucky Coin That Leads to Death: Lives Perish Adrift for 48 Days
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[00:04] (Flashback) Chie
    And then I bumped into him
    in my neighborhood the other day!
[00:09] (Flashback) Satake
    Wow, what a coincidence!
[00:12] (Flashback) Satake
    And that friend is a backpacker?
[00:15] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
[00:15] Chie
    Yes.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:17] Chie
    It's not like we kept in touch,
    so I was surprised.
[00:17] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill salaryman.
[00:22] (Flashback) Chie
    By the way, Hirofumi.
[00:24] (Flashback) Chie
    Your business trip starts tomorrow, right?
[00:26] (Flashback) Satake
    Yeah.
[00:28] (Flashback) Satake
    The project itself is finished, but the
     client invited me to go on a cruise.
[00:34] (Flashback) Satake
    Nice, huh?
[00:35] (Flashback) Chie
    A cruise?
[00:37] (Flashback) Chie
    With your bad luck, that worries me.
[00:39] (Flashback) Chie
    What if your ship sinks?
[00:41] (Flashback) Satake
    Don't say that.
[00:44] (Flashback) Chie
    Here you go.
[00:45] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm? What's this?
[00:48] (Flashback) Satake
    Is this...
[00:49] (Flashback) Chie
    A lucky charm.
[00:51] (Flashback) Chie
    I made it into a pendant.
[00:54] (Flashback) Chie
    Please come back safely... Hirofumi.
[01:20] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    A
    Lucky
    Coin
     That
     Leads
     to
     Death
SIGN    Lives Perish
    Adrift for 48 Days
[02:32] Professor
    Satake-san...
[02:33] Professor
    How's your memory?
[02:37] Satake
    It feels like my brain is fogged up.
[02:41] Satake
    What I remember is my name, and...
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[02:46] Satake
    the moment of my execution.
[02:53] Professor
    There's no need to rush.
[02:55] Professor
    Take your time recovering your memories.
[02:58] Satake
    Right...
[02:59] Professor
    I have borrowed some of your belongings.
SIGN    Grasshopper's Legs
[03:02] Professor
    I hope they help to trigger your memories.
[03:05] Satake
    There are... some strange things.
[03:09] Satake
    Huh?
[03:11] Satake
    What's this?
[03:14] Satake
    What was I thinking
    before I lost my memories?
[03:19] Satake
    What else...
[03:22] Satake
    Oh.
[03:23] Satake
    Ouch!
[03:26] Professor
    What's wrong?
[03:27] Satake
    Hey, why did I become
    a death row inmate again?
[03:31] Professor
    You presumed that your fiancée
    and her friend were having an affair.
[03:37] Professor
    So supposedly, you stabbed
    them both and set them on fire.
[03:41] Satake
    I see...
[03:43] Satake
    Then... I must have...
[03:45] Professor
    Satake-san?
[03:47] Satake
    Oh, I remembered something.
[03:50] Professor
    Oh?
[03:51] Professor
    What is it?
[03:57] (Flashback) Kito
    How does it feel, Satake-san?
[03:59] (Flashback) Kito
    It's nice, right?
[04:01] (Flashback) Satake
    Yes, it's perfect.
[04:03] Satake/I
    His name is Kito Joji.
SIGN    Kito Joji
[04:06] Satake/I
    A rich guy who has business
    with the trading company I work for.
[04:11] Satake/I
    He's a loyal customer who has
    our company import rare ingredients
[04:14] Satake/I
    from all over the world,
    then buys them up at high prices.
[04:19] (Flashback) Kito
    I would usually prefer to visit a site
    and procure the goods myself.
[04:25] (Flashback) Kito
    Your company always procures
    quality goods, which has been great.
[04:30] (Flashback) Kito
    I hope you enjoy your time today
    to commemorate the closing of our deal.
[04:31] Satake/Kito
    Yay!
SIGN    Closing the Deal!
[04:36] (Flashback) Satake
    Thank you very much.
[04:38] (Flashback) Kito
    Hm?
[04:39] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san, what is that pendant?
[04:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh, this?
[04:43] (Flashback) Satake
    It's my lucky charm.
[04:45] (Flashback) Satake
    It's actually... Well,
    my girlfriend made it for me—
[04:49] (Flashback) Kito
    You should put that away.
[04:51] (Flashback) Satake
    Eh?
[04:52] (Flashback) Kito
    Come now, quickly.
[04:53] (Flashback) Satake
    Um, okay...
[04:56] (Flashback) Satake
    But why—
[04:57] (Flashback) Kito
    Oh, it's pulling!
[04:59] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh, yeah!
[05:05] (Flashback) Satake
    It could be a big one!
[05:08] (Flashback) Kito
    Hang in there, Satake-san!
[05:13] (Flashback) Satake
    Here we go!
[05:14] Satake
    There!
[05:18] (Flashback) Kito
    Wow!
[05:22] (Flashback) Satake
    I've never caught anything this big.
[05:24] (Flashback) Kito
    How wonderful!
[05:26] (Flashback) Kito
    Now that we've caught our main dish,
    let's have some dinner.
[05:35] (Flashback) Satake
    O-Oh, wow!
[05:37] (Flashback) Satake
    You're such a good cook, Kito-san.
[05:41] (Flashback) Kito
    I must show my respect to the lives
    that were sacrificed to be our food.
[05:45] (Flashback) Kito
    That's my policy
    as a seeker of gourmet dishes.
[05:50] (Flashback) Kito
    So this is my bare minimum.
[05:52] (Flashback) Satake
    Okay...
[05:56] (Flashback) Kito
    Well, then...
[05:57] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you for the fish!
[06:07] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san, please help yourself.
[06:10] (Flashback) Satake
    Well, thank you...
[06:12] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh.
[06:13] (Flashback) Satake
    Shoot. I can't eat fish...
[06:17] (Flashback) Kito
    What's the matter?
[06:19] (Flashback) Kito
    Do you happen not to like fish?
[06:22] (Flashback) Satake
    Actually, I...
[06:25] (Flashback) Kito
    In that case...
[06:26] (Flashback) Kito
    I've got something interesting for you.
[06:28] (Flashback) Satake
    Something interesting?
[06:31] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh, wow...
[06:34] (Flashback) Satake
    W-What exactly are these?
[06:37] (Flashback) Kito
    They're yumushi.
[06:38] (Flashback) Satake
    Y-Yumu...?
[06:40] (Flashback) Kito
    It's a marine invertebrate
    that lives in tidelands.
SIGN    Yumushi
SIGN    Marine Invertebrate
[06:44] (Flashback) Kito
    It's called ruttsu in Hokkaido,
    and iimara in Kyushu.
SIGN    Ruttsu
SIGN    Iimara
[06:50] (Flashback) Satake
    Um, I don't know how to put it,
[06:54] (Flashback) Satake
    but it looks magnificent...
SIGN    Magnificent
[06:57] Satake
    And, you know... like male...
SIGN    ° This image has nothing to do with yumushi
[06:59] (Flashback) Kito
    It's called the penis fish in English!
[07:01] (Flashback) Satake
    So literal!
[07:02] (Flashback) Kito
    It's called gaebul in Korean.
SIGN    Korean
SIGN    Gaebul
[07:04] (Flashback) Kito
    That means "dog's genitals."
[07:06] (Flashback) Satake
    Couldn't they have been more subtle?
[07:08] (Flashback) Satake
    Maybe just a little...
[07:10] (Flashback) Kito
    I brought them because they make
    good bait for black porgies.
[07:15] (Flashback) Kito
    But they're tasty as well.
[07:17] (Flashback) Satake
    Y-You can eat them?!
[07:19] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san...
[07:21] (Flashback) Kito
    Eating means taking a life into your own.
SIGN    Eating
SIGN    Life
[07:25] (Flashback) Kito
    It also means learning about a culture.
SIGN    Culture
[07:28] (Flashback) Satake
    Huh?
[07:29] (Flashback) Kito
    Respecting life...
[07:32] (Flashback) Kito
    Respecting our great ancestors
    who cultivated food culture...
[07:38] (Flashback) Kito
    Eating is an act of showing
    utmost respect for all of that.
SIGN    Eating
[07:44] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm not sure I get what you mean...
[07:46] (Flashback) Kito
    That's why we eat.
[07:48] (Flashback) Kito
    That's the spirit of the exotic food hunter!
[07:53] (Flashback) Kito
    Well, then...
[07:55] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you for the dick!
[08:02] (Flashback) Satake
    It's hard to look at.
[08:04] (Flashback) Kito
    Come on! Satake-san, have some!
[08:07] (Flashback) Satake
    Ugh...
[08:09] (Flashback) Kito
    Come on!
[08:10] (Flashback) Kito
    Come on!
[08:10] (Flashback) Kito
    Come on!
[08:12] (Flashback) Satake
    Um...
[08:13] (Flashback) Satake
    Thank you for the penis!
[08:20] (Flashback) Satake
    It's crunchy and sweet!
[08:24] Satake
    It tastes like fancy shellfish.
    It's surprisingly good!
SIGN    ° It's also tasty grilled!
[08:35] (Flashback) Satake/Kito
    Cheers!
[08:38] (Flashback) Satake
    Your stories are fascinating, Kito-san.
SIGN    Gate of Hell
[08:41] Satake
    The Gate of Hell and a patty
    made entirely of mosquitoes...
SIGN    100% Mosquito Patty
[08:45] (Flashback) Kito
    Oh no,
[08:47] (Flashback) Kito
    as an explorer of uncharted lands
    and exotic foods, I'm still a novice.
[08:53] (Flashback) Kito
    To me, your stories
    are also quite intriguing.
[08:58] (Flashback) Satake
    You think so?
[09:00] (Flashback) Satake
    They were all horrible experiences.
SIGN    Diseases
SIGN    Infectious Diseases
SIGN    Poisons
[09:03] (Flashback) Kito
    They're rare experiences for sure.
[09:06] (Flashback) Kito
    You may have a natural aptitude
    for exotic food hunting.
[09:12] (Flashback) Kito
    Would you be interested
     in coming along with me?
[09:17] (Flashback) Satake
    By the way, you were awfully concerned
    about my pendant this afternoon.
[09:21] (Flashback) Satake
    Why was that?
[09:23] (Flashback) Kito
    I apologize.
[09:25] (Flashback) Kito
    That was very rude of me.
SIGN    Sparkle
SIGN    Agh...
[09:27] (Flashback) Kito
    That pendant was glinting in the light,
    and that had me worried.
[09:33] (Flashback) Satake
    Glinting in the light?
[09:35] (Flashback) Satake
    And how does that...
[09:36] (Flashback) Satake
    Whoa!
[09:37] (Flashback) Satake
    What?! What's going on...
[09:39] (Flashback) Kito
    Could this be...
[09:40] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san! Come out! Quickly!
[09:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Eh? Huh?
[09:43] (Flashback) Satake
    Okay!
[09:45] (Flashback) Satake
    What's happening...?
[09:48] (Flashback) Satake
    Water? The boat's flooding?
[09:49] (Flashback) Satake
    Why...?
[09:50] (Flashback) Kito
    There!
[09:52] (Flashback) Kito
    That's what crashed into us!
[09:54] (Flashback) Satake
    A... w-whale?!
[09:57] (Flashback) Kito
    Crap! It's coming our way again!
[10:00] (Flashback) Kito
    Hold onto something!
[10:01] (Flashback) Satake
    What? What?!
[10:10] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san, our yacht is sinking!
[10:13] (Flashback) Kito
    I'll bring out a lifeboat!
[10:14] (Flashback) Satake
    O-Okay!
[10:19] (Flashback) Kito
    Get on, quickly!
[10:26] (Flashback) Kito
    I never expected a whale...
[10:28] (Flashback) Satake
    Why did it hit us?
[10:31] (Flashback) Kito
    Whales are marine animals,
[10:34] (Flashback) Kito/I
    but since they are mammals,
[10:36] (Flashback) Kito/I
    they have to come up to the surface for air.
[10:40] (Flashback) Kito/I
    And when they do,
    sometimes, they hit a ship.
[10:44] (Flashback) Kito/I
    The number of whales is increasing
    in recent years due to the whaling ban.
[10:49] (Flashback) Kito/I
    The reports of crashes are also increasing.
[10:53] (Flashback) Kito/I
    But most of them are
    with large ships like tankers.
[10:57] (Flashback) Kito/I
    For a whale to crash into
    a small yacht like ours...
[11:01] (Flashback) Kito
    What luck.
[11:03] (Flashback) Satake
    Luck...
[11:04] (Flashback) Satake
    It could be my fault.
[11:08] (Flashback) Kito
    Of course not.
[11:09] (Flashback) Kito
    Steven Callahan was also cast adrift
    at sea because of a whale.
[11:13] (Flashback) Satake
    Steven Callahan?
SIGN    Steven Callahan
[11:16] Professor/I
    Steven Callahan.
[11:18] Professor/I
    He is an American author,
    naval architect, and inventor.
SIGN    Author
SIGN    Naval Architect
SIGN    Inventor
[11:23] Professor/I
    He became famous for his book, 
    Adrift: Seventy-six Days Lost at Sea.
SIGN    "Adrift: Seventy-six Days Lost at Sea"
[11:30] Professor/I
    He set out to make a trip around the world
[11:34] Professor/I
    on the Napoleon Solo, a ship he made himself.
[11:37] Professor/I
    During his voyage, a whale crashed
    into his ship, and it sank.
SIGN    BAM
SIGN    BAM
[11:42] Professor/I
    After being adrift at sea
    for 76 days, he made it back.
[11:50] Professor/I
    Taking advantage of his experience,
SIGN    1\pos(185,35)}Life of Pi*
    received four Academy Awards,
    including Best Director
[11:53] Professor/I
    he served as a consultant on the film Life
     of Pi*, regarding life aboard a raft.
[12:03] (Flashback) Satake
    But this Callahan was adrift for 76 days?
[12:06] Satake
    How about us?
[12:08] Kito
    I don't know how long we'll be adrift.
[12:12] Kito
    But Callahan returned alive all by himself.
[12:16] Kito
    We have each other.
[12:18] Kito
    We'll be fine if we work together.
[12:20] Satake
    Y-Yes...
[12:22] Kito
    Luckily, this boat has
    some water and provisions.
[12:27] Kito
    Satake-san, we'll ride this out together!
[12:30] Satake
    Okay...
[12:33] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:33] Satake
    Human Crazy University.
[12:36] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:36] Kito
    Human Crazy University.
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[12:42] Professor/I
    In a normal, healthy state,
[12:46] Professor/I
    a person can survive*
    for 25 days without food.
[12:51] Professor/I
    However, without water,
[12:55] Professor/I
    one can only expect to live for ten days.
[12:58] (Flashback) Satake
    W-Water...
[13:02] (Flashback) Professor/I
    To survive at sea for an
     extended period of time,
[13:06] (Flashback) Professor/I
    the top priority is procuring water.
[13:10] (Flashback) Professor/I
    Steven Callahan created
    a solar-heat-powered seawater distiller
[13:15] (Flashback) Professor/I
    and an impromptu rainwater collector
[13:18] (Flashback) Professor/I
    to produce about 500 ml
    of drinking water every day.
SIGN    500 ml a day
[13:25] (Flashback) Satake
    W-Water…
[13:29] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh, look.
[13:31] (Flashback) Satake
    There's a lot over here...
[13:37] (Flashback) Satake
    W-Water…
[13:40] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san!
[13:42] (Flashback) Kito
    Stop!
[13:44] (Flashback) Satake
    Let go of me!
[13:45] (Flashback) Satake
    Water! I'm drinking water!
[13:47] (Flashback) Kito
    Get a hold of yourself!
[13:47] (Flashback) Satake
    There's a lot here!
[13:48] (Flashback) Kito
    Please, Satake-san!
[13:51] (Flashback) Kito
    You can't drink seawater!
[13:53] (Flashback) Kito
    You'll die!
[13:55] Professor/I
    The most important rule in
    surviving at sea is, "Never drink seawater."
[14:03] Professor/I
    In 1944, in order
    to improve the survival rate
[14:07] Professor/I
    of pilots who had fallen in the sea,
[14:12] Professor/I
    Nazi Germany conducted
    unethical human experiments
[14:16] Professor/I
    that explored ways to make seawater drinkable.
[14:21] Professor/I
    They were called the seawater experiments.
SIGN    Seawater Experiments
[14:26] Professor/I
    The Nazis coerced over 90 subjects
    to consume only seawater.
SIGN    Comparison of Salinity in Human Body and Seawater
SIGN    Seawater
[14:35] Professor/I
    The salinity of human bodily fluid is 0.9%.
[14:40] Professor/I
    Drinking seawater, which has 3.5% salinity,
    raises the salinity of bodily fluid.
SIGN    Seawater
SIGN    Seawater
SIGN    Salinity Raised!
[14:49] Professor/I
    The body requires water to dilute it,
[14:53] Professor/I
    and as a result, the subjects suffered
    from severe dehydration.
[14:59] Professor/I
    But the experiment was continued,
[15:02] Professor/I
    and precious lives were lost due to
    mental disorders and other grave aftereffects.
[15:12] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san!
[15:15] (Flashback) Satake
    K-Kito-san...
[15:17] (Flashback) Satake
    What was I doing?
[15:19] (Flashback) Kito
    I'm so glad you came to your senses.
[15:23] (Flashback) Satake
    Looking at the sea,
    it felt like I could drink it...
[15:26] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm sorry.
[15:28] (Flashback) Kito
    It's been a while since we drank
    the last of the potable water.
[15:33] (Flashback) Kito
    I can't blame you.
[15:34] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm?
[15:36] (Flashback) Satake
    S-Sharks?!
[15:39] (Flashback) Satake
    Crap!
[15:41] (Flashback) Satake
    Go away!
[15:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Damn it!
[15:42] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san!
[15:44] (Flashback) Kito
    It's dangerous to fling that around!
[15:46] (Flashback) Kito
    Stay calm!
[15:48] Professor/I
    In the sea, there are fish
    that can harm humans,
[15:51] Professor/I
    such as sharks and swordfish.
[15:55] Professor/I
    In 2019, there were 140 incidents
[15:58] Professor/I
    of casualties caused by sharks worldwide.
SIGN    Worldwide Shark Casualties in 2019
SIGN    cases
[16:02] Professor/I
    Among them, only two were fatal
    casualties caused by unprovoked attacks.
SIGN    Chomp!!
SIGN    Fatalities from 
    Unprovoked Attacks
SIGN    cases
[16:12] Professor/I
    Unlike in the movies,
[16:14] Professor/I
    it is rare for wild animals
    to aggressively attack humans.
[16:19] Professor/I
    Therefore, what we truly need
    to watch out for are not sharks...
[16:23] (Flashback) Satake
    Leave me alone!
[16:24] Kito
    Satake-san, calm down!
[16:25] (Flashback) Satake
    Damn it!
[16:29] (Flashback) Satake
    A hole!
[16:29] (Flashback) Satake
    There's a hole!
[16:31] Professor/I
    ...but panic in the human mind.
[16:35] (Flashback) Satake
    The boat!
[16:36] (Flashback) Satake
    It's sinking!
[16:37] (Flashback) Satake
    It's sinking!
[16:38] (Flashback) Satake
    The boat!
[16:38] Kito
    Satake-san, calm down!
[16:40] (Flashback) Kito
    We must close the hole!
[16:49] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you very much, Satake-san.
[16:52] (Flashback) Kito
    I feel so useless now that
    I've hit my limit...
[16:56] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh, please, no.
[16:59] Satake/I
    It's all my fault.
[17:00] Satake/I
    Kito-san stayed calm
    and was trying to persuade me.
[17:04] Satake/I
    If I hadn't panicked and thrashed around,
    this wouldn't have happened.
[17:10] Satake/I
    We patched up the hole,
    but air is still leaking out of the boat.
[17:15] Satake/I
    It's just a matter of time
    before this lifeboat sinks.
[17:18] Satake/I
    What do we do?
[17:20] Satake/I
    At this rate, we're...
[17:22] Satake/I
    Hm?
[17:23] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh!
[17:25] (Flashback) Satake
    I see a ship!
[17:26] (Flashback) Satake
    Kito-san, a ship!
[17:28] (Flashback) Satake
    I'll go get help.
[17:29] (Flashback) Satake
    Please hang in there!
[17:32] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey! Hey!
[17:35] (Flashback) Satake
    We're here, help us!
[17:37] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey! Hey!
[17:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey!
[17:44] (Flashback) Satake
    Are you kidding me?!
[17:45] (Flashback) Satake
    Please! Please notice!
[17:47] (Flashback) Satake
    Don't go!
[17:49] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey! Hey!
[17:52] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh man, what do I do?
[17:55] (Flashback) Satake
    I know!
[18:00] (Flashback) Satake
    Come on! Please notice!
[18:03] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey!
[18:06] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    We had a good haul again today.
[18:08] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    I'm ready to go home and relax.
[18:11] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    Hm? What's that?
[18:15] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    That doesn't look like
    the setting sun reflecting off the water.
[18:18] Satake
    Hey! Hey!
[18:20] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    Oh, there's someone there!
[18:22] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    What?!
[18:24] (Flashback) Satake
    I did it!
[18:25] (Flashback) Satake
    The ship is on its way!
[18:27] (Flashback) Satake
    They noticed me!
[18:28] (Flashback) Satake
    Kito-san, we're going to be all right!
[18:32] (Flashback) Kito
    I'm glad...
[18:35] (Flashback) Satake
    Over here!
[18:37] Satake
    Come quickly!
[18:38] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san!
[18:39] Satake
    Hey!
[18:39] (Flashback) Kito
    Don't swing the pendant around!
[18:51] (Flashback) Kito
    Satake-san!
[18:53] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    Hey!
[18:55] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    Are you all right?
[18:56] (Flashback) Kito
    I'm fine!
[18:57] (Flashback) Kito
    But Satake-san... he fell in the sea!
[19:02] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    What a pain...
[19:07] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    This can't be true...
[19:11] (Flashback) Satake
    W-What just happened?
[19:14] Professor
    And what struck you in the neck?
[19:17] Satake
    A fish called a datsu.
[19:19] Satake
    In English, it's called a garfish.
[19:22] Satake
    They feed on small fish,
[19:24] Satake
    so they hunt them
    by darting at them
[19:27] Satake
    at 60 kilometers per hour
     when they glint in the sun.
SIGN    Sparkle
SIGN    Agh...
[19:30] Satake
    Kito-san told me to put the pendant away
    because we were in garfish waters.
[19:37] Satake
    In fact, there are reports
    worldwide of deaths caused
[19:39] Satake
    by garfish lunging at flashing lights
    they've mistaken for food.
[19:43] Satake
    They not only stab you, but they spin to
    dig in deeper, so the wounds are hard to treat.
[19:50] Professor
    It's a miracle you survived.
[19:52] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    Don't pull it out!
[19:54] (Flashback) Fisherman 1
    He'll bleed to death!
[19:56] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    I know!
[19:57] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    The ambulance is here!
[19:58] (Flashback) Fisherman 2
    Hang in there!
[20:00] Satake
    I survived thanks to the fishermen,
    who knew exactly what to do.
[20:11] (Flashback) Kito
    You're awake.
[20:14] (Flashback) Satake
    Where are we?
[20:15] (Flashback) Kito
    We're in a hospital.
[20:17] (Flashback) Kito
    Luckily, there's no damage
    to your major arteries or trachea,
[20:21] (Flashback) Kito
    and the fish was removed in surgery.
[20:24] (Flashback) Kito
    I'm so glad you're okay.
[20:27] (Flashback) Satake
    You too, Kito-san.
[20:29] (Flashback) Kito
    But to survive after being
    impaled in the neck...
[20:33] (Flashback) Kito
    Your vitality amazes me.
[20:36] (Flashback) Kito
    I knew my hunch was right.
[20:40] (Flashback) Kito
    You have what it takes
    to be an exotic food hunter!
[20:45] (Flashback) Kito
    After you heal,
[20:47] (Flashback) Kito
    why don't we start by touring Latin America?
[20:52] (Flashback) Satake
    I'll think about it.
[20:53] (Flashback) Nurse
    Kito-san, the doctor's ready for you.
[20:56] (Flashback) Kito
    Oh, I've been called.
[20:59] (Flashback) Kito
    I should get going.
[21:00] (Flashback) Kito
    See you later.
[21:03] (Flashback) Chie
    Hirofumi!
[21:05] (Flashback) Satake
    Oh...
[21:07] (Flashback) Chie
    I'm so glad you're okay.
[21:10] (Flashback) Chie
    You idiot!
[21:12] (Flashback) Chie
    Do you have any idea how worried I was?!
[21:19] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm sorry.
[21:21] Professor
    Well, hearing it directly from you,
    it sounds absolutely insane.
[21:25] Satake
    And I have more crazy experiences like this?
[21:28] Professor
    That's what your record says.
[21:31] Professor
    Oh, look at the time.
[21:34] Professor
    You must be tired,
    so let's pick it up another day.
[21:38] Professor
    Satake-san...
[21:39] Professor
    I'm looking forward to
    your memories coming back.
[21:43] Satake
    Looking forward, huh?
[21:51] Satake
    I'm scared to remember them...
[21:55] Satake
    But unless I do, I can't atone for my crime.
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    Flame
    of
    Purgatory
    That
     Burns
     Heinous
     Detectives
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
    Ijuin Shigeo
SIGN    Episode 3
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E3 - The Flame of Purgatory That Burns Heinous Detectives: Tortur Sommelier Ijuin Shigeo
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[00:02] Ijuin/I
    My name is Ijuin Shigeo.
SIGN    Ijuin Shigeo
[00:05] Taoka
    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    Taoka Joichi
[00:07] Taoka
    Where am I?
[00:08] Ijuin
    Taoka Joichi, you know this lady,
[00:12] Ijuin
    Suganuma Yuki-san. Correct?
[00:18] Ijuin
    How about her, Okamura Ami-san?
[00:22] Ijuin
    Suzuki Yoshie-san?
[00:25] Ijuin
    Saito Manami-san?
[00:28] Ijuin
    You stalked numerous women,
[00:31] Ijuin
    and sadistically assaulted them,
    tormented them, and killed them.
[00:38] Ijuin
    Didn't you?
[00:41] Ijuin
    Do you feel guilt for
    what you've done to them?
[00:45] Taoka
    It's all those bitches' fault!
[00:47] Taoka
    They insulted me.
[00:50] Taoka
    That's why I killed them.
[00:52] Taoka
    I... I didn't do anything wrong!
[00:58] Ijuin
    I see.
[01:00] Ijuin/I
    In this society, there are
    irredeemable scumbags
[01:05] Ijuin/I
    and rotten abominations like him.
[01:08] Ijuin
    Your voice irritates me.
[01:10] Ijuin
    Shut up, you piece of trash!
[01:18] Taoka
    It hurts...
[01:19] Ijuin/I
    My mission is to give these
    abominations punishment outside
[01:22] Ijuin/I
    the boundaries of law,
    in line with the severity of their crimes.
[01:26] Ijuin/I
    People call me the "Torture Sommelier."
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
[01:52] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    The
    Flame
    of
    Purgatory
    That
     Burns
     Heinous
     Detectives
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
    Ijuin Shigeo
[03:03] Satake
    Hey, Professor.
[03:05] Satake
    I'm thinking maybe they should hurry up
    and execute me one more time.
[03:09] Professor
    Where is this coming from?
[03:11] Satake
    I committed a crime horrible enough
    to deserve the death penalty.
[03:16] Satake
    So I should receive
    a punishment that fits that crime.
[03:20] Satake
    I shouldn't be here
    chatting it up with you, should I?
[03:25] Professor
    Let me ask you this.
[03:27] Professor
    Have your memories returned?
[03:29] Satake
    They... have not yet.
[03:33] Professor
    Satake-san, you still have time.
[03:37] Professor
    Let's take our time
    on getting your memories back.
[03:40] Professor
    Even if you were to receive your punishment,
[03:42] Professor
    unless you are aware
    of the weight of your action,
[03:45] Professor
    the victims can't rest in peace.
[03:49] Professor
    Having said that,
[03:50] Professor
    there are those who think
    nothing of the crimes they've
[03:54] Professor
    committed and prey on others,
    even with their memories intact.
[03:59] Professor
    Which reminds me...
    here's an urban legend.
[04:03] Professor
    There's someone out there
    who deals pain and death
[04:09] Professor
    to those who've evaded the law
    by torturing them as befits their crime.
[04:15] Satake
    Torture?
[04:16] Professor
    Well, obviously we should take this
    with a grain of salt.
[04:19] Professor
    If someone like that did exist,
    it'd be cathartic, if you ask me.
[04:24] Professor
    But still, you can't deny that
    it is a distorted sense of justice.
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
[04:29] Professor
    Even if the targets
    are heinous criminals,
[04:32] Professor
    what they're doing is
    serial murder.
[04:35] Professor
    Satake-san?
[04:36] Professor
    Did you remember something?
[04:40] Satake
    Torture...
[04:44] Satake
    It's so hot.
[04:46] Satake
    Making sales rounds
    on a day like this is rough.
[04:49] Satake
    They say, "Clear your mind,
    and even fire will feel cool."
[04:53] Satake
    Maybe I'll give it a try.
[04:55] Satake
    But how the hell would I do that?!
[04:59] Rukawa
    Here you go.
[05:00] Ijuin
    Thank you, Rukawa-kun.
SIGN    Rukawa Takao
[05:02] Ijuin
    This is chamomile tea.
[05:04] Ijuin
    It will help you relax.
[05:06] Yamagishi
    Thank you.
[05:09] Ijuin
    Yamagishi Teppei-san...
SIGN    Yamagishi Teppei
[05:12] Ijuin
    Do you understand what
    kind of place this is?
[05:16] Yamagishi
    O-Of course.
[05:18] Ijuin
    Once you contract me for a job,
    there's no turning back.
[05:24] Ijuin
    You'll be living in the shadows
    for the rest of your life.
[05:28] Ijuin
    Are you prepared for that?
[05:34] Satake
    Gosh, I am way too hot.
[05:37] Satake
    I'll stop at a coffee shop
    and get something cold to drink.
[05:41] Aobayashi
    Satake Hirofumi-san...
[05:43] Satake
    Yes?
[05:44] Aobayashi
    I'd like to ask you a few questions.
[05:47] Satake
    The police?
[05:49] Yamagishi
    I know what I'm signing up for.
[05:52] Yamagishi
    He took everything from me.
[05:58] Yamagishi
    So please! Give him...
[06:02] Yamagishi
    Give him...
[06:04] Yamagishi
    the hell that he deserves!
[06:09] Aobayashi
    I won't take up too much of your time.
[06:12] Satake
    Okay. No problem.
[06:14] Aobayashi
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[06:16] Aobayashi
    I'll take you to the precinct.
[06:23] Ijuin
    That's the guy.
[06:26] Ijuin
    Who is he?
[06:29] Yamagishi
    That man...
[06:31] Satake
    I told you many times already!
[06:33] Satake
    I don't know anything about that!
[06:36] Aobayashi
    But still,
[06:37] Aobayashi
    the shop manager of the jewelry store
[06:40] Aobayashi
    that was attacked says he saw
    a guy who looked exactly like you.
[06:42] Satkae
    That's not me!
[06:44] Satkae
    I've never robbed a jewelry store before!
[06:47] Aobayashi
    If you refuse to cooperate...
[06:50] Satake
    Wait, what are you...
[06:53] Aobayashi
    You're the one who did it, Satake Hirofumi!
[06:58] Yamagishi
    He's an active police officer.
[07:01] Yamagishi
    His name is Aobayashi Takao.
SIGN    Aobayashi Takao
[07:05] Yamagishi
    He's my former boss.
[07:08] Ijuin
    Your former boss?
[07:10] Ijuin
    Which means...
[07:11] Yamagishi
    I used to be a police officer.
[07:15] Yamagishi
    Aobayashi's reputation among the police
    is nothing but excellent.
[07:20] Yamagishi
    He arrested many atrocious criminals
SIGN    Letter of Commendation
[07:23] Yamagishi
    and received commendations
    for his achievements.
[07:27] Yamagishi
    But...
[07:29] Aobayashi
    You're the perp because
    I'm telling you you are!
[07:31] Aobayashi
    Confess already, you trash!
[07:35] Yamagishi
    His achievements are all made up.
[07:37] Ijuin
    Made up?
[07:39] Yamagishi
    Yes.
[07:40] Yamagishi
    He simply picks up whoever is
    at the crime scene,
[07:44] Yamagishi
    brings them back for questioning,
    and interrogates them.
SIGN    Interrogation Room
[07:50] Yamagishi
    But the interrogation room is his den.
[07:54] Yamagishi
    It's lawless in there.
SIGN    Japanese Criminal Justice System
[07:58] Professor/I
    In the Japanese criminal justice system,
[08:01] Professor/I
    the interrogation of a suspect during
    an investigation is typically
[08:07] Professor/I
    conducted behind closed doors
    without a lawyer or any contact with the outside.
SIGN    Closed Room
[08:13] Professor/I
    Although Aobayashi's case is extreme,
[08:16] Professor/I
    cases of illegal or wrongful interrogations
    by investigating officers have been reported.
[08:26] Professor/I
    Such excessive interrogations
    led to wrongful convictions
SIGN      Fukawa Case (1967)
    Two received a life sentence for a murder-robbery in Ibaraki Prefecture.
     In 2011, they were exonerated in the retrial.
SIGN      Ashikaga Murder Case (1990)
    The suspect received a life sentence for a murder and illegal disposal of a girl's corpse in Tochigi Prefecture.
     In 2010, he was exonerated in the retrial.
[08:30] Professor/I
    like the Fukawa case
    and the Ashikaga murder case.
[08:35] Professor/I
    Recognizing that there could
    be wrongful convictions,
[08:38] Professor/I
    amendments were made to
    the Code of Criminal Procedure in 2016.
SIGN    — Amendments to the Code of Criminal Procedure —
SIGN    — Amendments to the Code of Criminal Procedure —
[08:42] Professor/I
    It became mandatory to produce video recordings of the entirety of interrogations of those in custody
SIGN    Cases Judged by Lay Judges
SIGN    Investigations Initiated by Public Prosecutors
[08:48] Professor/I
    for any case tried before lay judges
    or investigated by public prosecutors.
SIGN    Mandatory Video Recording of Suspect's Interrogation
SIGN    Promulgated in June 2019
SIGN    Promulgated in June 2019
[08:54] Professor/I
    It came into effect in June 2019.
[08:54] Chibi Satake
    Yay!
[08:57] Professor/I
    But less than 3% of all criminal cases
    are subject to the recording law,
SIGN    Cases Subject to Recording
    (Mandatory Recording of the Whole Interrogation)
SIGN    Less than 3% of All Cases
SIGN    Less than 3% of All Cases
[09:03] Professor/I
    and there's a long way to go
    to achieving transparency in interrogation.
[09:08] Professor/I
    Interrogations get out of control
[09:09] Professor/I
    due to the strong sense of justice and
    responsibility instilled in police officers,
[09:12] Professor/I
    who are charged with protecting the
    safety and peace of this country.
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
SIGN    Responsibility
[09:16] Professor/I
    We must keep in mind that their mission
    weighs heavily on their shoulders.
SIGN    Interrogation Room
[09:26] Aobayashi
    We're not done yet.
[09:33] Aobayashi
    Who said you could fall asleep?!
[09:39] Yamagishi/I
    He tortures suspects
    to force confessions out of them.
[09:44] Ijuin
    To think such transgressions
     happen in this country...
[09:47] Yamagishi
    Aobayashi exploited his position
    as an officer to repeat his evil deeds.
[09:54] Yamagishi
    Covering up crimes for bribes.
[09:57] Yamagishi
    Illegal diversion of seized drugs.
[10:00] Yamagishi
    Sexual abuse of undocumented women.
[10:05] Yamagishi
    And human trafficking to top it all off.
[10:08] Yamagishi
    Many people died while suffering the
    torture he passes off as interrogation,
[10:14] Yamagishi
    but the yakuza help him cover it up,
[10:17] Yamagishi
    in exchange for him covering up their crimes.
[10:20] Ijuin
    Abusing his power to do whatever he wants...
[10:23] Ijuin
    It makes me sick to my stomach.
[10:25] Yamagishi
    I tried to blow the whistle on
    him after I learned about this.
[10:30] Yamagishi
    But...
SIGN    Chief of Police
[10:32] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    But why?!
[10:33] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Are you saying you'll let
    Aobayashi break the law?!
SIGN    Three Principles, Five Virtues
[10:36] (Flashback) Chief
    But do you have any proof?
[10:40] (Flashback) Chief
    Maybe you're just delusional?
[10:44] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    You can't be serious!
[10:46] Yamagishi
    The police were on Aobayashi's side.
[10:49] Yamagishi
    Admitting to his illegal actions would also
    mean the top brass would be held accountable.
[10:55] Yamagishi
    To save face,
[10:58] Yamagishi
    they forced me to retire for a "delusional disorder."
[11:06] Ijuin
    You have my sympathies.
[11:08] Yamagishi
    That wasn't all...
[11:11] Yamagishi
    That wasn't the end of it.
SIGN    Chief of Police
[11:14] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    No matter what you say, I won't give up!
SIGN    Three Principles, Five Virtues
[11:18] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    This should not be happening!
[11:22] Aobayashi
    It's me.
[11:23] Aobayashi
    I've got a job for you.
[11:25] Aobayashi
    Yeah, I don't care if anyone dies.
[11:28] Aobayashi
    Torch it.
[11:31] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:31] Ijuin
    Human Crazy University.
[11:34] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:34] Satake
    Human Crazy University.
[11:37] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Damn it!
[11:39] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    What am I supposed to do?
[11:41] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    There's an awful lot of sirens today...
[11:43] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Hm?
[11:46] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    No... No way!
[11:49] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    My... My home!
[11:51] (Flashback) Wife
    Honey!
[11:52] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    You're safe!
[11:53] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    What happened here?
[11:54] (Flashback) Wife
    No, it's Masao!
[11:56] (Flashback) Wife
    Our boy's still in there!
[11:58] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Wh-What?!
[11:59] (Flashback) Fire Fighter
    Are you trying to kill yourself?!
[11:59] Yamagishi
    Masao!
[12:02] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    My son's in there!
[12:03] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Let me go!
[12:04] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Masao! Masao!
[12:05] (Flashback) Yamagishi
    Masao!
[12:11] Yamagishi
    They found the charred remains of my son,
    who had just turned three.
[12:16] Yamagishi
    The grief took my wife soon after.
[12:20] Yamagishi
    But he's still a detective,
    like nothing happened!
[12:26] Yamagishi
    I'm begging you!
[12:28] Yamagishi
    Ijuin-san, please bring him to justice!
[12:36] Ijuin
    Please raise your head.
[12:38] Ijuin
    I will humbly accept this job offer.
[12:42] Yamagishi
    Thank you... so much.
[12:45] Ijuin/I
    It is outrageous for a police officer,
[12:48] Ijuin/I
    who's supposed to be the keeper of the law,
[12:50] Ijuin/I
    to abuse his power and unleash terror.
[12:54] Ijuin/I
    I will multiply the pain
    and anger of the victims a trillionfold,
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Trillionfold
SIGN    Trillionfold
[13:01] Ijuin/I
    turning it into agony and carving it
    into the wretch!
SIGN    Interrogation Room
[13:09] Aobayashi
    You're tenacious.
[13:11] Aobayashi
    Fine, you can have one more—
[13:16] Aobayashi
    Tsk. Aren't you lucky?
SIGN    Fire Hydrant
[13:19] Aobayashi
    What's up?
[13:20] Aobayashi
    Oh, it's you.
[13:22] Aobayashi
    Things are going fine.
[13:24] Aobayashi
    But that guy Satake is quite stubborn.
[13:30] Aobayashi
    Yeah, sure thing.
[13:31] Aobayashi
    Make sure you deposit
    the money in my account.
[13:36] Aobayashi
    As if I'd make any mistakes.
[13:38] Aobayashi
    Leave everything to me.
[13:40] Young Detective
    Aobayashi-san!
[13:41] Young Detective
    We caught the perp
    on that jewelry store case.
[13:44] Aobayashi
    Huh?
[13:56] Yakuza 1
    Hm?
[13:57] Yakuza 2
    Hm?
[13:58] Yakuza 2
    Mr. Aobayashi. Sir.
[14:00] Aobayashi
    Hey, you two.
[14:01] Aobayashi
    Thanks for taking care of this.
[14:06] Yakuza 1
    No problem, sir.
[14:08] Yakuza 1 And 2
    Ready, go!
[14:12] Yakuza 1
    What did he do?
[14:14] Aobayashi
    Robbed a jewelry store.
[14:15] Aobayashi
    But they caught the actual perp
    before this guy fessed up.
[14:21] Aobayashi
    I can't have him blabbering
    on about what happened.
[14:25] Yakuza 1
    So you need the usual cleanup.
[14:27] Ijuin
    Excuse me.
[14:29] Ijuin
    But this is illegal dumping.
[14:31] Aobayashi
    Who the heck are you?
[14:33] Ijuin
    I'm a garbage collector.
[14:35] Ijuin
    I'm here to collect waste.
[14:38] Aobayashi
    Your services aren't needed right now.
[14:40] Aobayashi
    We're in the middle of
    an investigation, so buzz off.
[14:42] Ijuin
    But there's so much trash here.
[14:45] Ijuin
    It should be disposed of correctly.
[14:47] Aobayashi
    Are you disobeying the police?!
[14:49] Aobayashi
    Huh?
[14:51] Aobayashi
    Hm? Who the hell are you?!
[14:54] Aobayashi
    What did you do?
[14:55] Aobayashi
    Who are you?!
[14:57] Ijuin
    Like I said,
[14:58] Ijuin
    I'm an underground trash collector.
[15:02] Ijuin
    I dispose of society's garbage. Like you.
[15:05] Ijuin
    You'll burn real well, I'm sure.
[15:09] Ijuin
    Rukawa-kun...
[15:10] Ijuin
    What did you do with
    the punks we caught with him?
[15:13] Rukawa
    They've been disposed of, no problem!
[15:15] Ijuin
    And what of the man who was injured?
[15:17] Rukawa
    He's being treated in the other room.
[15:19] Rukawa
    Luckily, it's not life-threatening.
[15:22] Ijuin
    A job goes so smoothly
    when I have a competent assistant.
[15:26] Ijuin
    Thank you.
[15:27] Rukawa
    It's all thanks to your guidance.
[15:30] Aobayashi
    Where am I?
[15:31] Rukawa
    He woke up.
[15:33] Aobayashi
    Wh-What's going on?!
[15:37] Aobayashi
    Chains?
[15:39] Ijuin
    It's the last break you'll ever take.
[15:41] Ijuin
    I hope you rested well.
[15:43] Aobayashi
    Who do you think you are?!
[15:45] Aobayashi
    Don't think that you'll get away with...
[15:47] Ijuin
    Would you kindly shut up?
[15:50] Ijuin
    I find the voices of scumbags aggravating.
[15:53] Ijuin
    Let us confirm.
[15:55] Ijuin
    Aobayashi Takao,
[15:57] Ijuin
    do you feel remorse for the people
    who were wrongfully convicted,
[16:01] Ijuin
    and the people who were hurt
    or who lost their lives because of you?
[16:08] Ijuin
    Why don't you say something?
[16:10] Rukawa
    Sensei, your hand...
[16:12] Ijuin
    I see. Excuse me.
[16:16] Aobayashi
    Shut up!
[16:17] Aobayashi
    I'm a detective!
[16:19] Aobayashi
    If I say they're guilty, they are!
[16:21] Aobayashi
    If I say they aren't, they're not!
[16:22] Aobayashi
    That's how it works!
[16:24] Aobayashi
    Who cares if they're innocent or not?!
[16:27] Aobayashi
    I—
[16:31] Ijuin
    What a revolting rationalization.
[16:35] Ijuin
    Rukawa! Are you ready?!
[16:36] Rukawa
    Yes, Sensei!
[16:42] Aobayashi
    Wh-What are you—
[16:44] Ijuin
    You'll know soon enough.
[16:46] Ijuin
    Although when you do,
    it'll be too late for you.
[16:53] Aobayashi
    It's hot!
[16:56] Ijuin
    This is a punishment used in
    ancient China called the hot pillar.
SIGN    H
    O
    T
     
    P
    I
    L
    L
    A
    R
SIGN    H
    O
    T
     
    P
    I
    L
    L
    A
    R
[17:00] Ijuin
    I hope you enjoy it.
[17:04] Professor/I
    The hot pillar is one of
    the punishments recorded
[17:08] Professor/I
    in ancient Chinese texts,
    and it is done primarily in one of two ways:
[17:13] Professor/I
    One is to tie the criminal to a copper rod,
[17:18] Professor/I
    and heat up the rod with
    a raging fire to roast the criminal.
[17:23] Professor/I
    The other is to pass an oiled
    copper rod over a raging fire,
[17:27] Professor/I
    and have the criminal walk on it barefooted.
[17:34] Professor/I
    They'd be let go if they
    could reach the other side,
[17:38] Professor/I
    so criminals walked with
    desperate looks on their faces.
[17:43] Professor/I
    The last king of the Yin Dynasty, Zhou,
[17:46] Professor/I
    and his concubine, Daji,
    enjoyed watching it as a spectacle.
SIGN    King Zhou
SIGN    Daji
[17:54] Aobayashi
    Agh! It's hot!
[17:56] Ijuin
    The fatty meat of abominations
     grills up so nicely.
[18:01] Aobayashi
    So hot!
[18:03] Aobayashi
    How dare you treat me,
    a police officer, like this!
[18:05] Aobayashi
    I'll throw you all in jail!
[18:08] Ijuin
    I see you still have the strength to squawk.
[18:12] Ijuin
    Which reminds me...
[18:14] Ijuin
    You used to torture suspects
    during interrogation, correct?
[18:17] Rukawa
    Sensei, here you go.
[18:20] Ijuin
    As a special favor,
    I'll show you how a pro does it.
[18:28] Ijuin
    For example, these hot tongs
[18:30] Ijuin
    are more painful when used
    to burn the flesh from the inside,
[18:34] Ijuin
    rather than searing it from the outside.
[18:38] Aobayashi
    Help me...
[18:39] Ijuin
    Are you begging for your life?
[18:41] Ijuin
    Then do you swear to admit your fault
[18:45] Ijuin
    and apologize sincerely
    to those you killed?
[18:50] Aobayashi
    I swear! I swear it!
[18:52] Aobayashi
    I apologize!
[18:56] Ijuin
    Rukawa-kun, what do you think?
[18:58] Rukawa
    Let's see.
[19:00] Rukawa
    If you think he's guilty,
    then he's guilty, Sensei.
[19:04] Ijuin
    I see.
[19:06] Ijuin
    Then let us continue.
[19:09] Aobayashi
    B-But please...
[19:12] Aobayashi
    Have some mercy...
[19:14] Ijuin
    Mercy?
[19:16] Ijuin
    What have you done to the
    people who asked for mercy, eh?!
[19:22] Ijuin
    Suffer to your bare bones for the
    sake of Masao-kun, who you burned alive.
[19:28] Ijuin
    Don't you think that you can die so easily.
[19:37] (Flashback) Boss Guy
    Aobayashi, good job catching the perp!
[19:41] (Flashback) Aobayashi
    Thank you!
[19:42] (Flashback) Aobayashi
    I'll bend over backward
    for the sake of justice!
[19:46] (Flashback) Aobayashi
    The basis of an investigation
     is in the stakeout.
[19:49] (Flashback) Bad Guy
    Sir, this is for you...
[19:54] Aobayashi/I
    Wait, why did I become a cop?
[20:02] Ijuin
    I'm not even halfway through, but he croaked.
[20:06] Ijuin
    This type of scumbag has little backbone.
[20:09] Rukawa
    It's so disrespectful of him to leave
     your lecture halfway through.
[20:20] Satake
    Where... am I?
[20:21] Ijuin
    Oh good.
[20:23] Ijuin
    You woke up.
[20:24] Satake
    And you are?
[20:27] Ijuin
    Don't try to talk yet.
[20:28] Ijuin
    There's nothing for you to worry about.
[20:31] Ijuin
    Everything's been taken care of.
[20:32] Satake
    W-Wait, what do you mean...
[20:36] Ijuin
    I don't believe we'll ever meet again.
[20:39] Ijuin
    Unless you lose your way
    and become an abomination, that is.
[20:48] Rukawa
    Sensei, Yamagishi-san sends his gratitude.
[20:53] Ijuin
    I see.
[20:55] Ijuin
    I hope this helped ease his soul,
     even if just a little.
[20:59] Ijuin/I
    The blade of damnation powered
    by the resentment of the innocent:
[21:03] Ijuin/I
    That is me, the Torture Sommelier.
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
SIGN    Torture Sommelier
[21:08] Ijuin/I
    I turn away from the law to pass judgment.
[21:12] Ijuin/I
    People would call me crazy.
[21:14] Ijuin/I
    But it is true that there are souls
    that can only be saved through revenge.
[21:21] Ijuin/I
    If I can dry the tears of those
    who are crushed by despair,
[21:27] Ijuin/I
    I will happily walk
    in the darkness of madness.
[21:33] Professor
    That must have been terrible.
[21:36] Satake
    What else is new?
[21:39] Professor
    The Torture Sommelier, Ijuin...
[21:42] Professor
    Perhaps human crazies attract each other?
[21:47] Professor
    Oh, I can't get enough of this.
[21:50] Satake
    Is everything all right, Professor?
[21:52] Professor
    It's nothing.
[21:53] Professor
    Thank you for sharing such
    an interesting story.
[21:56] Professor
    I'm thirsty for more.
[23:32] Sign (Vertical)
    Hedonistic
    Stalker's
    Murder
     Impulse
SIGN    Death
    Awaits
    Wherever
    She
     Goes
SIGN    Death Row Inmate's Girlfriend
    Negishi Chie
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Next Episode

E4 - Death Row Inmate’s Girlfriend Negishi Chie
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[00:11] Chie/I
    My name is Negishi Chie.
SIGN    Negishi Chie
[00:14] Chie/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill
    Japanese backpacker.
[00:19] Chie/I
    Please...
[00:20] Chie/I
    Walk past me.
[00:55] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Death
    Awaits
    Wherever
    She
     Goes
[02:04] Sign (Vertical)
    Hedonistic
    Stalker's
    Murder
     Impulse
SIGN    Death Row Inmate's Girlfriend
    Negishi Chie
[02:06] Professor
    That's your lucky charm, was it?
[02:10] Satake
    Oh, this coin?
SIGN    It's cheap
[02:12] Satake
    It was actually just a cheap thing I bought
    at a souvenir store overseas.
[02:16] Professor
    According to your story,
    it sounds more like a cursed item.
[02:20] Satake
    Excuse me?!
[02:22] Satake
    Thanks to this coin, I got to...
[02:25] Satake
    Ouch!
[02:25] Professor
    Satake-san?
[02:26] Professor
    Are you all right?
[02:28] Satake
    That's right.
[02:30] Satake
    Thanks to this coin, I got to meet her.
[02:33] Satake
    And...
[02:34] Professor/I
    You presumed that your fiancée
    and her friend were having an affair.
[02:41] Professor/I
    So supposedly, you stabbed
    them both and set them on fire.
[02:49] Satake
    Yah! Hah! Hup! There!
[02:53] Server 1
    A foreigner?!
[02:54] Satake
    Hm? Yeah, sure.
[02:57] Satake
    I am from Japan.
[02:59] Satake
    Is anything the—
[03:02] Satake
    What was that?
[03:04] Satake
    Oh, shoot, wait!
[03:06] Chie
    Hm?
[03:08] Satake
    Excuse me!
[03:09] Chie
    Is this yours?
[03:11] Satake
    Yes.
[03:14] Satake
    Um, yes, it is...
[03:17] Chie
    Are you by any chance from Japan?
[03:23] Chie
    You're here for work?
[03:24] Satake
    Y-Yeah.
[03:26] Satake
    I work at a trading company.
[03:28] Satake
    So I travel overseas often.
    Like, all the time.
[03:32] Satake
    Are you here on a trip?
[03:34] Chie
    Yes.
[03:35] Chie
    Traveling around the world
    has been my dream since childhood.
[03:40] Chie
    So now, I'm living that dream.
[03:43] Satake
    What's that?
[03:44] Chie
    My social media account.
[03:46] Chie
    I post things as I travel.
[03:48] Satake
    Wow, nice photos!
[03:51] Chie
    Samgyupsal, Korean grilled
    pork belly, was so yummy.
[03:54] Chie
    And the Great Wall of China
    was such a sight.
[03:58] Chie
    Oh, and everyone I met
    in Vietnam was so nice to me.
[04:03] Satake
    Sounds like your trip is a blast.
[04:06] Satake
    What's wrong?
[04:07] Chie
    O-Oh, it's nothing.
[04:09] (Flashback) Chie
    I wish it was only good things...
[04:13] Satake
    I see.
[04:17] Satake
    Here.
[04:18] Satake
    You can keep it if you want.
[04:20] Chie
    What? For me?
[04:22] Satake
    I was told that it's a lucky coin.
SIGN    Lucky coins
[04:25] Satake
    To wish for your safety in your travel...
[04:28] Satake
    Was it too pretentious of me?
[04:31] Chie
    Are you sure? Thank you.
[04:34] Chie
    I'll treasure it.
[04:38] Satake
    S-Sure...
[04:40] Satake
    O-Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
[04:44] Satake
    I'm Satake Hirofumi.
[04:46] Satake
    I have lots of hobbies, but I've always
     liked collecting oil lighters...
[04:51] Satake
    Wait, what am I saying?!
[04:54] Satake
    If you like, would you like
    to go get something to eat—
[04:56] Satake
    Hm? Everything okay?
[04:58] Chie
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:59] Chie
    Please excuse me!
[05:01] Satake
    Huh?
[05:01] Satake
    At least tell me your name...
[05:07] Chie
    You must be joking, right?
[05:09] Chie
    Why...
[05:12] Chie
    Wow, Sagrada Familia was that impressive?
SIGN    A Couple of Weeks Ago
SIGN    A Couple of Weeks Ago
[05:15] Traveler
    Oh, it was amazing!
[05:17] Traveler
    Can't wait to see it finished.
[05:19] Chie
    That's cool.
[05:20] Chie
    I'll have to check it out.
[05:22] Chie
    Hm?
SIGN    Likes
[05:24] Chie
    Nice!
[05:25] Chie
    I got likes already.
[05:29] Jack
    Hi!
[05:30] Jack
    Are you Japanese?
[05:31] Chie
    Yes.
[05:33] Jack
    Ohayo gozaimasu!
[05:36] Chie
    It's night time, so now you'd say, "Konbanwa."
[05:39] Jack
    Oh, Japanese is difficult.
[05:42] Chie/I
    I met Jack Spacey at a bed
    and breakfast in Cambodia.
SIGN    Jack Spacey
[05:50] Jack
    Japan is fantastic.
[05:52] Jack
    Japanese food, culture, and most of all,
[05:55] Jack
    the spirituality of the Japanese
    people are all wonderful.
[05:59] Jack
    The spirit of "mottainai"
    should be shared universally.
[06:05] Chie/I
    Jack was a Japanophile, and as
    a Japanese person, that kind of felt good.
[06:11] Jack
    I'm going to travel around Europe.
[06:15] Jack
    Why don't you join me?
[06:17] Jack
    Traveling with someone can be fun too.
[06:19] Chie
    I'm sorry, but I already have a travel plan.
[06:22] Jack
    That's too bad.
[06:25] Chie
    I'm sure we'll see each other again
    on our travels sometime.
[06:29] Chie/I
    Right after that, I left Cambodia.
SIGN    Thailand
[06:35] Chie
    Let's see, where should I go next?
[06:40] Jack
    Chie!
[06:42] Chie
    Jack!
[06:43] Chie
    What are you doing here?
[06:45] Jack
    That's what I was going to ask!
[06:48] Jack
    This must be destiny!
[06:56] Chie
    But Jack, I thought you
    were going to Europe.
[06:59] Jack
    Forget about that.
[07:00] Jack
    Did you go to the Ayutthaya historical park?
[07:02] Jack
    Wat Lokayasutharam is
    a huge reclining Buddha,
SIGN    Wat Lokayasutharam
[07:06] Jack
    which is about 28 meters long...
[07:10] Child
    Gotcha!
[07:12] Chie
    Oh no, Jack!
[07:15] Child
    Let me go! What are you—
[07:18] Jack
    Humph!
[07:18] Child
    Stop! It hurts!
[07:21] Chie
    Jack! That's enough!
[07:24] Jack
    What are you on about, Chie?
[07:26] Jack
    You can't let anyone underestimate
    you abroad, even a child.
[07:30] Jack
    I'm just kidding.
[07:31] Jack
    I only meant to teach him a lesson.
[07:34] Chie/I
    I started to fear the abnormal behavior
    he'd exhibit every now and then.
[07:41] Jack
    Ugh, I'm going to throw up.
[07:44] Chie
    You had too much to drink.
[07:47] Chie
    Here's your room.
[07:49] Chie
    Make sure you get in bed—
[07:53] Chie
    J-Jack?!
[07:55] Jack
    There! Take that!
[07:55] Chie
    Stop! Stop it, Jack!
[07:57] Jack
    Shut up!
[07:58] Jack
    Think you can treat
    me like shit?!
[08:00] Jack
    Cry! Cry for help, you bitch!
[08:03] Chie
    Why are you doing this, Jack?!
[08:04] Jack
    I love hearing women scream.
[08:15] Chie
    Take this!
[08:17] Jack
    Hot!
[08:20] Jack
    Damn it!
[08:21] Chie/I
    Catching him off guard,
    I ran out of his room,
[08:24] Chie/I
    left the country that day,
    and fled to Turkey.
[08:28] Jack/I
    Chie, please forgive me.
[08:31] Jack/I
    I was drunk.
[08:32] Jack/I
    I'd never do such a thing again.
[08:36] Chie/I
    Very well.
[08:38] Chie/I
    I'll forget about that night.
[08:40] Chie/I
    But please do not contact me ever again.
[08:43] Chie/I
    Goodbye.
[08:47] Chie/I
    That was the end of him.
[08:51] Chie/I
    Or so I thought.
[08:59] Jack
    Hey, Chie.
[09:01] Chie
    Huh?
[09:03] Jack
    What a coincidence.
[09:04] Jack
    No, this really must be destiny.
[09:08] Chie
    W-Why are you here?
[09:10] Jack
    Don't make me say it again!
[09:12] Jack
    It's destiny!
[09:14] Jack
    You enjoyed authentic
    kebab yesterday, right?
[09:17] Jack
    Let me buy you my favorite
    Turkish ice cream today.
[09:22] Jack
    Let's go, Chie, come on...
[09:24] Chie
    No!
[09:26] Chie
    He's a stalker!
[09:27] Chie
    Help me, please!
[09:29] Turkish Man 1
    What's going on? A stalker?
[09:31] Turkish Man 2
    Where is he?
[09:35] Jack
    Get out of my way!
[09:38] Chie
    How did he know that I was in Turkey?
[09:41] Chie
    I stopped contacting him after—
[09:43] Jack
    You enjoyed authentic
    kebab yesterday, right?
[09:47] Chie
    No way!
SIGN    I enjoyed authentic kebab today!
[09:49] Chie/I
    I was sloppy.
[09:52] Chie/I
    Jack was using my own
    social media posts to locate me.
SIGN    Boarding my plane now
SIGN    Posting
[09:58] Chie/I
    I hope this fools him.
[10:02] Chie/I
    And this is going to be my last post.
[10:06] Chie/I
    It was one of my joys during my trip...
[10:10] Professor/I
    With the adoption of smart phones,
[10:12] Professor/I
    the number of social networking service
    users is on the rise.
[10:18] Professor/I
    However, because of its
    simplicity and convenience,
[10:23] Professor/I
    personal information is now more exposed,
[10:25] Professor/I
    and there are those who abuse it.
[10:28] Professor/I
    From faint traces left
    on the posted photos or casual posts,
[10:32] Professor/I
    someone can identify where you live
    or your movement patterns.
SIGN    I had lunch with my friends at the 
    new pasta place in my neighborhood!
[10:37] Professor/I
    There have even been cases of people's homes
    being exposed through the reflections in their eyes.
SIGN    Address  Minato Ward, Tokyo~~
[10:45] Professor/I
    These acts are called digital stalking.
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
[10:49] Professor/I
    There are three things to watch out for:
SIGN    3 Things to Watch Out For
[10:52] Professor/I
    First, choose who receives
    information you disclose.
SIGN    1. Choose who receives information you disclose
[10:52] Chie
    Let's see...
SIGN    2. Do not carelessly post about the weather or the places you frequent,
    which can be used to deduce location and behavior patterns
[10:56] Professor/I
    Second, do not carelessly post about
    the weather or the places you frequent,
[10:57] Chibi Chie
    This café is next to my house!
[11:00] Professor/I
    which can be used to deduce
    location and behavior patterns.
SIGN    3. Make sure there's nothing that could lead to your personal information
[11:04] Professor/I
    Three, when posting photos and video clips,
[11:05] Sign
    Check!
[11:08] Professor/I
    make sure there's nothing that could lead
    to your personal information in them.
[11:15] Professor/I
    To enjoy social media safely,
[11:18] Professor/I
    you must remember these three things.
[11:23] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:23] Chie
    Human Crazy University.
[11:26] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:26] Jack
    Human Crazy University.
[11:34] Chie/I
    How did he know that I was here?
[11:44] Chie
    He couldn't have followed me this far.
[11:50] Chie
    I ran away in a hurry, so I didn't
    get to say goodbye to that man.
[11:59] Chie
    What?
[12:10] Jack
    I knew we were destined to be together.
[12:21] Server 1
    Welcome.
[12:22] Server 1
    How many people?
[12:24] Satake
    Just me.
[12:26] Server 1
    You're the foreigner from earlier?!
[12:28] Satake
    What?
[12:28] Satake
    Um, are you...
[12:33] Server 2
    I apologize.
[12:34] Server 2
    Let me show you to your table.
[12:36] Satake
    What's wrong with him?
[12:37] Server 2
    Please don't mind him.
[12:39] Server 2
    There's a strange rumor going
     around in his hometown,
[12:43] Server 2
    and because of that,
    he's scared of foreigners.
[12:47] Satake
    What the heck?
[12:48] Satake
    Well, whatever...
[12:52] Satake
    Hm?
[12:53] Satake
    That's the lady from this afternoon.
[12:57] Satake
    She has a boyfriend, huh?
[13:01] Satake
    Too bad.
[13:04] (Flashback) Chie
    I wish it was only good things...
[13:18] Chie
    A... g-gun?!
[13:20] Jack
    Chie, simply tormenting you is no fun.
[13:24] Jack
    So let us play a game.
[13:27] Chie
    A game?
[13:29] Jack
    I will give you one minute.
[13:31] Jack
    You go and hide in the building.
[13:35] Jack
    If you manage to hide
    from me for an hour, you win.
[13:40] Jack
    I'll let you go.
[13:42] Chie
    I don't understand.
[13:43] Chie
    What are you—
[13:45] Jack
    The game starts now.
[13:48] Jack
    Let me hear your wonderful scream.
[13:51] Jack
    One, two, three, four...
[14:00] Jack
    Sixty.
[14:05] Jack
    Chie-chan! Let's play!
[14:13] Chie/I
    Why did it come to this?!
[14:17] Chie/I
    Please... walk past me.
[14:32] Chie
    You are...
[14:33] Satake
    Eek! Phew, I'm glad.
[14:37] Chie
    W-Why are you here?
[14:39] Satake
    I saw you earlier...
[14:43] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm? Isn't this...
[14:53] Satake
    I got worried, so I came to check it out.
[14:55] Satake
    What are you doing here?
[15:01] Satake
    Wait, what?!
[15:02] Satake
    What's going on?!
[15:05] Jack
    Chie?
[15:07] Jack
    Are you there?
[15:07] Satake
    Huh? Chie?
[15:11] Chie
    Run! You'll get killed!
[15:13] Satake
    Ouch!
[15:15] Jack
    I found you!
[15:18] Satake
    Let's go!
[15:19] Chie
    Go where?!
[15:20] Chie
    T-This is the third floor!
[15:23] Satake
    I-I don't want to die!
[15:30] Satake
    Ow, ow, ow...
[15:33] Satake
    Are you all right?
[15:34] Chie
    I g-guess so...
[15:36] Chie
    I can't believe you jumped off.
[15:39] Jack
    Chie! Where are you?
[15:43] Satake
    Let's run!
[15:44] Chie
    Y-Yeah!
[15:51] Cook
    Hey now!
[15:52] Chie
    I'm sorry!
[15:55] Server 1
    I almost got assigned to a foreigner.
[15:59] Server 1
    I have to be careful...
[16:02] Server 1
    Ouch...
[16:03] Server 1
    W-What the heck?!
[16:05] Chie
    I'm sorry!
[16:07] Chie
    Are you okay?
[16:08] Server 1
    Jeez, don't run inside—
[16:12] Server 1
    Foreigners?!
[16:13] Satake
    Hey, you!
[16:14] Satake
    That's a bit too rude.
[16:16] Satake
    I mean, where are you touching?!
[16:25] Chie
    Jack!
[16:26] Jack
    Chie.
[16:27] Jack
    Checkmate.
[16:29] Jack
    It was a fun game.
[16:32] Jack
    Hey, you.
[16:33] Jack
    If you don't want to
    get killed, go to the back—
[16:35] Server 1
    I don't care!
[16:37] Server 1
    My... My dick!
SIGN    ° Image is for illustration purposes only
[16:41] Jack/Satake
    Your dick?
[16:42] Chie
    Yikes.
[16:44] Server 2
    I'm sorry.
[16:45] Server 2
    He believes in this crazy
    rumor going around in rural areas
[16:48] Server 2
    that claims shaking hands
    with foreigners makes you lose your dick.
[16:54] Satake
    Your dick?!
[16:55] Server 1
    It's not a rumor!
[16:57] Server 1
    If you insist, I'll show you!
[16:59] Chie
    No!
[17:00] Satake
    Y-You idiot!
[17:01] Satake
    Don't flash in a place like this!
[17:02] Server 1
    Look!
[17:03] Server 1
    My dick is gone!
[17:06] Satake
    What?!
[17:07] Satake
    You're kidding!
[17:09] Jack
    His p-penis is buried...
[17:12] Server 2
    Inside his body?!
SIGN    ° Image is for illustration purposes only
[17:14] Server 2
    Seriously?!
[17:15] Customer 1
    What on earth...
[17:16] Customer 2
    Is it a disease?
[17:18] Customer 3
    S-Spooky...
[17:20] Jack
    Unbelievable.
[17:23] Customer 4
    It's...
[17:24] Customer 5
    It's...
[17:25] Customers 4;5;6
    It's gone!
[17:27] Customer 6
    My little buddy!
[17:31] Satake
    Wait, m-mine too?!
[17:33] Jack
    My big magnum!
[17:40] Chie
    What's going on?
[17:42] Satake
    O-O-O-Oh man, what should I do?!
[17:45] Satake
    My, my Excalibur!
[17:48] Jack
    My magnum is lost!
[17:56] Satake
    W-What should I do?
[17:57] Satake
    Hey, what do I do?
[17:59] Satake
    What do you think?
[18:00] Satake
    Please help!
[18:02] Chie
    Cut it out already!
[18:04] Chie
    Stop showing that to me!
[18:08] Chie
    It's right there!
[18:10] Chie
    What are you, stupid?!
[18:13] Satake
    Huh? Oh.
SIGN    ° Image is not relevant
[18:15] Satake
    Yeah, you're right.
[18:16] Satake
    It's here.
[18:17] Satake
    I'm so relieved.
[18:19] Chie
    Jeez. For a second, I thought you were cool.
[18:22] Satake
    Yay! Yay!
[18:23] Chie
    Please put that away!
[18:24] Satake
    R-Right...
[18:26] Satake
    But what's going on?
[18:29] Chie
    Anyhow, now's the time to run!
[18:31] Jack
    My penis!
[18:31] Chie
    Let's go!
[18:32] Satake
    Hold up!
[18:33] Jack
    My penis!
[18:33] Satake
    My balls are still stuck up inside.
[18:39] Jack
    My Grand Canyon!
[18:44] Satake
    You're laughing too hard.
[18:46] Professor
    Excuse me.
[18:48] Professor
    But it's so like you to encounter
[18:51] Professor
    genital retraction syndrome
    at an intense moment like that.
SIGN    Genital Retraction Syndrome
SIGN    Genital Retraction Syndrome
[18:55] Satake
    You know what that was?
[18:58] Professor
    It's a type of mass hysteria,
    also known as "penis panic."
SIGN    Penis Panic
SIGN    Penis Panic
[19:02] Satake
    Mass hysteria?
[19:04] Professor
    This disorder is unique
    in that the hallucination is contagious.
[19:10] Satake
    Hallucination...
[19:12] Satake
    That's right, mine looked
    like it was totally gone,
[19:16] Satake
    and so was that server's...
[19:18] Professor
    Cases of penis panic have been
    reported all around the world.
[19:22] Professor
    In 1976, in Isan,
    the northeast region of Thailand,
SIGN    Isan
[19:28] Professor
    350 men believed that their genitals were gone,
    and many of them were hospitalized.
SIGN    Sudan
SIGN    Sudan
[19:38] Professor
    Also, in Sudan in 2003,
[19:42] Professor
    a rumor that you'd lose your
    genitals if you shook hands
SIGN    Genitals
SIGN    Genitals
[19:46] Professor
    with a foreigner was spread via email.
[19:48] Professor
    And a person who did firmly
    shake hands with a foreigner
SIGN    Image
[19:54] Professor
    felt the sensation that he lost his penis and
    was brought to a hospital for a panic attack.
[20:02] Satake
    A foreigner...
[20:03] Satake
    That server was saying
    something like that too.
[20:07] Professor
    The cause of the disorder
    is still unidentified.
[20:11] Professor
    Most likely, it's a phenomenon caused
    by a complex combination
SIGN    Cultural Background
SIGN    Cultural Background
SIGN    Mental State
SIGN    Mental State
[20:15] Professor
    of cultural background,
    mental state, and various other elements.
SIGN    Various
SIGN    Various
SIGN    Elements
[20:19] Professor
    Something that catches you
     with your pants down!
SIGN    Pants Down
SIGN    Pants Down
[20:22] Satake
    Oh, shut up.
[20:25] Chie
    Satake-san, are you going back to Japan?
[20:27] Satake
    Yes, my assignment here is done.
[20:31] Satake
    I'm sure I'll be on another
    overseas business trip soon.
[20:37] Chie
    Well, travel safely.
[20:38] Satake
    Negishi-san, you'll continue to travel
    after everything that's happened?
[20:43] Chie
    Yes. I'm still a bit scared.
[20:46] Chie
    But this has been a dream
    since my childhood.
[20:50] Chie
    I can't let something like this stop me!
[20:52] Satake
    You're strong.
[20:54] Chie
    I also have this now.
[20:57] Chie
    I'll be all right.
[20:59] Satake
    That's true.
[21:01] Chie
    Satake-san. Thank you for everything.
[21:05] Satake
    N-No problem.
[21:06] Chie
    I can continue my trip like this
    because you saved my life.
[21:12] Chie
    Goodbye.
[21:15] Satake
    Take care.
[21:22] Satake
    H-Hey!
[21:24] Chie
    Yes?
[21:25] Satake
    When your travel is over
    and you come back to Japan,
[21:28] Satake
    would you like to go to dinner with me?
[21:34] Chie
    Yes! I'd love to!
[23:07] Satake
    How could I forget something so important?
[23:12] Satake
    Chie...
[23:15] Satake
    But why can't I remember?
[23:19] Satake
    Why did I kill Chie?
[23:23] Prison Guard
    Satake Hirofumi, step out.
[23:27] Satake
    Out? Where am I going?
[23:29] Prison Guard
    You're being transferred.
SIGN    Closed Room at 10,000 Meters in the Air
     Dive of Death!
SIGN    Flying Casket
[23:32] Jack
    Oh, my sweetie... You're so beautiful!
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:37] ---
    

E5 - Closed Room at 10,000 Meters in the Air: Dive of Death! Flying Casket
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[00:06] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:09] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill
    death row inmate who is being transferred.
[00:15] Professor
    This transfer is actually a surprise
    for me too, so I'm a bit confused.
[00:22] Satake
    What do you mean?
[00:23] Professor
    It was initially determined
    that you would be under our care
[00:28] Professor
    until they knew what to do with you.
[00:32] Professor
    But the police suddenly
    found fault with our security.
SIGN    Confidential
    
    Regarding Satake Hirofumi's Special Transfer
[00:39] Professor
    So now you're being transferred
    to a more secure facility.
[00:45] Satake
    Is that so?
[00:47] Satake
    But there's no need for you to come along.
[00:51] Professor
    Please.
[00:52] Professor
    As I have said many times before,
    you're a precious specimen.
[00:57] Professor
    Plus, if I tag along,
[00:59] Professor
    there's a good chance that we
    might experience something crazy.
[01:03] Professor
    Like... maybe being hijacked?
[01:06] Satake
    Please don't even joke about that stuff.
[01:30] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Closed Room at 10,000 Meters in the Air
     Dive of Death!
SIGN    Flying Casket
[02:46] Professor
    Satake-san, did you know?
[02:49] Professor
    The last row in the cabin is
    commonly known as prisoner's class.
SIGN    Prisoner's Class
[02:57] Professor
    When suspects are being transferred,
[02:59] Professor
    they usually use these seats so that they're
    out of sight for regular passengers.
[03:05] Professor
    What's this?
[03:06] Professor
    Are you nervous?
[03:08] Satake
    It's your fault for
    spooking me before the flight.
[03:11] Professor
    If you're nervous, take this as a charm.
[03:16] Satake
    But... are you sure?
[03:18] Professor
    It was yours to begin with.
[03:21] Professor
    But please don't tell
    anyone I gave it back to you.
[03:25] Satake
    Thank you.
[03:26] Professor
    And you don't need to worry about hijackings.
[03:31] Professor
    It's not like it was 20 years ago.
[03:33] Shimoda
    Satake...
[03:34] Satake
    Hm?
[03:36] Shimoda
    It's been a while.
[03:37] Satake
    Eh, you're...
[03:43] Satake
    Shimoda-san?!
[03:45] Satake
    What are you doing here?
[03:46] Officer 1
    Shimoda was closest to you
    while you were incarcerated.
[03:51] Officer 1
    The brass decided that
    Shimoda accompanying you would
[03:53] Officer 1
    be most beneficial for your mental care.
[03:55] Officer 1
    Plus, he insisted.
[03:59] Satake
    You did?
[04:01] Shimoda
    Y-Yeah...
[04:07] Satake
    I'm happy to see you again.
[04:10] Shimoda
    Good.
[04:11] Shimoda
    Anyhow, I heard you're
    suffering from memory loss.
[04:14] Satake
    Yes.
[04:15] Satake
    Some memories have returned,
    but there are still holes.
[04:20] Satake
    Oh, but I remembered you right away.
[04:24] Satake
    You surprised me though, since I had
    never seen you out of uniform.
[04:28] Shimoda
    I wish you would have forgotten about me.
[04:31] Satake
    Huh?
[04:32] Shimoda
    Excuse me, I gotta use the restroom.
[04:38] Satake/I
    Shimoda-san doesn't look too well.
[04:41] Professor
    Is he the prison guard
    who witnessed your execution?
[04:42] Satake
    Whoa?!
[04:47] Satake
    He is.
[04:48] Professor
    Something's fishy here.
[04:52] Satake
    You're the epitome of fishiness yourself!
[04:54] Satake
    He might be young, but Shimoda-san
    is an exemplary prison guard.
[05:02] Satake
    Why did you become a prison guard?
[05:05] Shimoda
    Well...
[05:08] Shimoda
    My sister was involved in an accident
    and lost her ability to walk.
[05:14] Shimoda
    A speeding motorcycle
    crashed into the sidewalk.
[05:19] (Flashback) Man
    I'm so sorry!
[05:23] (Flashback) Shimoda
    "Sorry" isn't going to cut it!
[05:26] (Flashback) Sakura
    Tadashi, stop!
[05:32] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Sakura...
[05:37] (Flashback) Sakura
    Please raise your head.
[05:42] Shimoda/I
    My sister forgave the guy.
[05:46] Shimoda/I
    Seeing that made me think
    about crime and atonement.
[05:52] Shimoda/I
    That's how I became a prison guard.
[05:56] Shimoda/I
    In both good and bad ways,
    this job makes you face people's crimes.
[06:02] Professor
    Satake-san? Is everything okay?
[06:06] Satake
    Oh, it's nothing.
[06:07] Satake
    You were saying something?
[06:10] Satake
    Something about 20 years ago?
[06:13] Professor
    Oh, that it was possible to bring
    hazardous materials on board before.
[06:18] Satake
    What? You must be kidding.
[06:21] Professor
    Let's consider "Airport A."
SIGN    Airport
[06:26] Professor
    Airport A had a grave flaw in its security.
[06:32] Professor
    Normally, after you get off the plane,
[06:35] Professor
    you go outside after you pick up your
    checked luggage from the baggage claim area.
[06:40] Professor
    To re-enter, you'd have to go through
    security again from the departure area.
[06:45] Satake
    Naturally.
SIGN    Airport
[06:47] Professor
    But at Airport A,
[06:49] Professor
    there was a staff stairwell between
    the arrivals area and baggage claim
[06:55] Professor
    that led to the departure area.
[06:58] Professor
    Back then, the door
    to these stairs wasn't locked,
[07:02] Professor
    and there were no guards,
    or even surveillance cameras.
[07:06] Satake
    Anyone could get in, then.
[07:10] Professor
    Exactly. Now listen.
SIGN    Airport
[07:13] Professor
    If you picked up checked luggage
[07:17] Professor
    that had hazardous material
    in it at Airport A,
[07:20] Professor
    you could go against the flow of passengers
    to reach the staff-only stairs.
[07:26] Professor
    Then you could bypass the security
    check to enter the departure area.
[07:32] Professor
    Then you'd use a ticket to another
    airport you had already purchased
[07:38] Professor
    to get on the plane with your luggage.
[07:41] Professor
    That's how you'd bring
    hazardous materials on board.
[07:46] Satake
    What?! That's really bad!
[07:50] Satake
    Wait, so something could be on this plane too?
[07:52] Professor
    No need to worry.
     Security has improved since then.
[07:56] Professor
    In this day and age, it's nearly
    impossible to hijack an airplane.
[08:02] Satake
    That's good to hear.
[08:03] Shimoda
    Excuse me.
[08:05] Shimoda
    I found something strange.
[08:08] Officer 1
    Something strange?
[08:12] Officer 1
    So where is this strange thing?
[08:14] Shimoda
    Right there. Can't you see?
[08:17] Officer 1
    I don't see anything...
[08:20] Professor
    However, it is not impossible
    to bring a weapon onto an aircraft.
[08:27] Satake
    What do you mean?
[08:29] Satake
    You're not making sense.
[08:31] Professor
    I'm stating a fact.
[08:33] Professor
    Just look around us.
[08:36] Satake
    Huh?
[08:37] Professor
    All police officers in street clothes
    accompanying you today are carrying guns.
[08:44] Satake
    Of course they are.
[08:46] Satake
    They're the police.
[08:50] Satake
    Huh? Wh-What?!
[08:55] Officer 2
    Shimoda!
[08:57] Officer 2
    What do you think you're doing?
[08:59] Shimoda
    Don't move!
[09:01] Satake
    Huh? A... g-g-g-gun?!
[09:04] Passenger 1
    Hey, he has a gun!
[09:07] Passenger 2
    Oh no, are we being hijacked?
[09:09] Officer 2
    Are you out of your mind?!
[09:11] Shimoda
    Step back!
[09:12] Satake
    S-Stop! H-Help me!
[09:15] Shimoda
    Listen to me!
[09:16] Shimoda
    Don't come inside. Or else...
[09:20] Officer 2
    Hey, hold on!
[09:24] Satake
    Please stop!
[09:26] Satake
    I don't want to die!
[09:33] Shimoda
    Damn it...
[09:40] Satake
    Sh-Shimoda-san, why are you doing this?
[09:45] Shimoda
    Because I hate you, obviously. Why else?
[09:50] Satake
    You hate me?
[09:52] Shimoda
    I've always hated you.
[09:55] Shimoda
    You dirty criminal!
[09:57] Shimoda
    Finally you were executed,
    but somehow you survived.
[10:01] Shimoda
    So I will mete out justice!
[10:05] Satake
    You're lying!
[10:06] Satake
    You're not that type of person.
[10:09] Satake
    You were always kind to me.
[10:12] Satake
    Even at the end, you gave me—
[10:14] Shimoda
    Shut up!
[10:16] Satake
    Shimoda-san...
[10:19] Shimoda
    Why are you looking at me like that?!
[10:21] Shimoda
    You're a death row inmate.
[10:23] Shimoda
    You're a murderer!
[10:25] Shimoda
    You have to hate me!
[10:26] Shimoda
    Come kill me!
[10:28] Shimoda
    Otherwise, I...
[10:32] Satake
    No way.
[10:35] Satake
    I couldn't possibly do that.
[10:37] Satake
    I think of you as a friend, Shimoda-san.
[10:47] Professor
    Let me go!
[10:48] Professor
    Just for a second, please!
[10:50] Officer 3
    You have to stay still!
[10:51] Proffesor
    How could I, when something so exciting
    is happening right in front of me?!
[10:55] Officer 1
    I'm sorry.
[10:56] Officer 2
    Forget it.
[10:58] Officer 2
    But what do we do?
[10:59] Officer 2
    Do we go in?
[11:00] Officer 1
    But he has Satake.
[11:05] Shimoda
    I've been wondering about this
     since you were in detention.
[11:08] Shimoda
    Are you really a death row inmate?
[11:10] Satake
    Huh? Err...
[11:12] Shimoda
    If you'd have cussed me out even once,
    I could have pulled the trigger.
[11:17] Satake
    Why are you doing this?
[11:19] Shimoda
    I was asked by the family
    of the person you killed.
[11:27] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:27] Professor
    Human Crazy University.
[11:30] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:30] Shimoda
    Human Crazy University.
[11:33] Shimoda
    Trap you inside the
    airplane so you can't escape,
[11:36] Shimoda
    take a gun from a police officer
    and kill you with it.
[11:39] Shimoda
    Of course I said no.
[11:41] Shimoda
    I'd be doomed if I did that.
[11:45] Shimoda
    But...
[11:48] Shimoda
    Seeing the amount of money, I was tempted.
[11:52] (Flashback) Majeed
    With this money, you can get better
    treatment for your sister, don't you think?
[11:58] (Flashback) Majeed
    With the latest surgical techniques,
     she might walk again.
[12:04] (Flashback) Shimoda
    B-But...
[12:06] (Flashback) Majeed
    Shimoda-san, this is justice.
[12:10] (Flashback) Majeed
    I'm begging you, please avenge my loss!
[12:18] Satake
    You did it for your sister...
[12:21] Shimoda
    Whatever I say, it's only an excuse.
[12:25] Shimoda
    I've failed as a prison guard.
[12:27] Satake
    That's not true! That’s not...
[12:32] Shimoda
    I'm sorry, Satake.
[12:36] Satake
    Don't do it, Shimoda-san!
[12:37] Satake
    Whoa!
[12:39] Shimoda
    What's going on?
[12:43] Shimoda
    Let go!
[12:44] Satake
    I will not!
[12:45] Satake
    This isn't right!
[12:46] Satake
    You can't protect someone
    by sacrificing yourself!
[12:49] Satake
    Your sister wouldn't want that—
[12:52] (Flashback) Chie
    Stop, Hirofumi!
[12:54] (Flashback) Chie
    Please! You must reconsider!
[12:58] Shimoda
    Satake?
[12:59] Shimoda
    What's wrong, Satake?
[13:01] Shimoda
    Hang in there!
[13:04] Satake
    Sh-Shimoda-san...
[13:07] Satake
    I'm in no place to preach at you.
[13:09] Satake
    I'm a death row inmate, after all.
[13:12] Satake
    But you, you're different.
[13:15] Satake
    I'm sure you can start over.
[13:18] Satake
    I beg you.
[13:20] Satake
    Please live. For your sister.
[13:23] Shimoda
    Satake...
[13:31] Shimoda
    Wh-What's going on?!
[13:31] Satake
    Wh-What?!
[13:33] Satake
    Shimoda-san?!
[13:36] Satake
    Huh?
[13:37] Satake
    What?!
[13:42] Announcement/I
    Passengers, please stay seated, stay calm,
[13:44] Announcement/I
    and follow the flight crew's instructions.
[13:48] Passenger 4
    What's going on?!
[13:50] Passenger 3
    Are we going to be okay?
[13:51] Passenger 5
    Are we going to crash?!
[13:53] Flight Crew
    Everyone! Please stay seated!
[13:55] Officer 1
    L-Let's calm down, everyone!
[13:58] Professor
    This is bad.
[14:00] Professor
    Crash aside, no one's listening
    to instructions because of the panic.
[14:04] Professor
    At this rate, no one's
    getting out of this alive.
[14:07] Officer 3
    What do you mean?
[14:09] Professor
    If we're making an emergency landing,
SIGN    Brace Position Recommended by the 
    International Civil Aviation Organization
SIGN    Or
[14:13] Professor
    you have to remain seated
    in the correct posture.
[14:15] Professor
    Otherwise, you may sustain
    life-threatening injuries from the impact.
[14:20] Professor
    The way things are going...
[14:23] Professor
    In 1989,
[14:26] Professor
    a British passenger aircraft made
    an emergency landing due to engine trouble.
[14:30] Professor
    The shock of the landing
    killed 47 passengers.
[14:37] Professor
    After this tragic accident,
[14:39] Professor
    British authorities re-examined the posture
    to be taken during emergency landings.
SIGN    1. Place your head in advance against the surface it will most likely strike upon landing
     (such as the wall or the seat in front of you)
[14:45] Professor
    One,
[14:46] Professor
    place your head in advance against the
    surface it will most likely strike upon landing.
SIGN    2. Bend forward
[14:52] Professor
    Two, bend forward.
[14:55] Professor
    Three, place your feet flat on the floor.
SIGN    3. Place your feet flat on the floor
SIGN    1. Place your head in advance against
     the surface it will most likely strike
     upon landing (such as the wall
     or the seat in front of you)
    
    2. Bend forward
    
    3. Place your feet flat on the floor
[15:00] Professor
    By taking this posture,
    your survival rate goes up dramatically.
SIGN    SURVIVAL RATE UP
SIGN    SURVIVAL RATE UP
[15:05] Professor
    Two years later,
[15:07] Professor
    when Scandinavian Airlines Flight 751
    made an emergency landing in 1991,
[15:14] Professor
    while the plane was wrecked,
    all 129 occupants
[15:20] Professor
    assumed this posture and survived the crash.
[15:26] Elderly Woman
    Help me... Please help me.
[15:29] Man
    Please don't be sad when I'm gone.
[15:32] Man
    I love you.
[15:33] Child
    I'm scared, Mommy.
[15:35] Woman
    Don't worry, we'll be okay.
[15:38] Officer 2
    Don't tell me that this explosion
    is Shimoda's work...
[15:42] Shimoda
    I didn't do this!
[15:45] Shimoda
    Wh... What should we do?
[15:47] Shimoda
    The passengers are in danger.
[15:49] Shimoda
    How did it come to this?
[15:51] Shimoda
    Damn it!
[15:56] Shimoda
    S-Satake!
[16:00] Officer 1
    Please! Calm down!
[16:02] Officer 1
    Please listen to the instructions!
[16:04] Satake
    A-All of you, listen to me!
[16:07] Officer 2
    S-Satake?!
[16:10] Satake
    Y-You all need to... to shut up!
[16:14] Satake
    I... I'm the one who put
    the b-b-b-bomb on this airplane!
[16:20] Officer 3
    What?!
[16:21] Satake
    If you don't want to d-die, then do as I say!
[16:25] Satake
    Sit down!
[16:26] Satake
    Shut up and listen to the instructions!
[16:29] Passenger 4
    Huh?
[16:29] Passenger 4
    Didn't the other guy have the gun earlier?
[16:31] Passenger 3
    You're right.
[16:35] Professor
    Everyone!
[16:37] Professor
    This man is an evil death row inmate!
[16:40] Professor
    Look at his handcuffs!
[16:43] Passenger 1
    I-It's true!
[16:47] Professor
    If we don't do what he says,
    we'll all get killed.
[16:50] Professor
    Let's sit down.
[16:52] Professor
    And we need to assume the brace position.
[16:55] Officer 1
    Everyone!
[16:57] Officer 1
    As humiliating as this is, we have no choice
    but to do as the inmate says.
[17:00] Officer 2
    Sit down!
[17:02] Officer 3
    Please.
[17:04] Professor
    Now's the time to tell them
    about the brace position.
[17:07] Flight Attendant
    Huh? But...
[17:09] Professor
    It'll be fine.
[17:11] Satake
    Come on, quickly!
[17:13] Satake
    And follow the instructions of
    Ms. Flight Attendant here.
[17:16] Satake
    But be calm about it,
    so you don't get hurt!
[17:18] Satake
    Hey, there!
[17:19] Satake
    Listen to what I'm saying!
[17:21] Satake
    Oh no, don't cry!
[17:22] Satake
    I mean, please don't cry! Boogedy-boo!
SIGN    Balance Theory
[17:26] Professor
    There is a social psychology term
    called "balance theory."
SIGN    Balance Theory
[17:31] Professor
    According to this theory,
[17:33] Professor
    people tend to come together more
    when they have a common enemy.
SIGN    Enemy
[17:39] Shimoda
    So this was your plan.
[17:42] Shimoda
    You scared me when
    you pulled the gun on me.
[17:45] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[17:46] Professor
    You're so softhearted,
    volunteering to be the bad guy.
[17:50] Satake
    It's not too far from the truth.
[17:53] Professor
    But it was a good idea.
[17:56] Satake
    When I was a salaryman,
[17:58] Satake
    I noticed our bond was stronger
    when we were all working for a horrible boss.
SIGN    U
    N
    I
    T
    Y
[18:03] Satake
    Anyhow, we should sit down—
[18:07] Shimoda
    What's this noise?!
[18:12] Satake
    Get away from the wall!
[18:13] Shimoda
    Huh? Whoa!
[18:19] Satake/I
    Cold!
[18:20] Satake/I
    So cold! Why is it so cold?!
[18:25] Professor
    Satake-san!
[18:27] Shimoda
    Satake!
[18:34] Satake/I
    I'm f-feeling faint...
[18:36] Professor/I
    We were at an altitude of 10,000 meters.
SIGN    ALTITUDE
[18:41] Professor/I
    At this height, there isn't enough
    oxygen for the human body.
SIGN    Oxygen
[18:45] Professor/I
    This causes hypoxia,
    impairing your consciousness.
[18:50] Professor/I
    Falling from a height of 10,000 meters,
    you reach a speed of 300 kilometers per hour.
SIGN    300km per hour
[18:57] Professor/I
    You have about three minutes
    until you hit the ground.
SIGN    3 Minutes
[19:01] Satake/I
    I-I have to stay conscious!
[19:03] Satake/I
    I can't die here...
SIGN    STRATOSPHERE
SIGN    MESOSPHERE
[19:07] Professor/I
    As you fall down to 6,700 meters,
    the oxygen level gradually rises.
SIGN    TROPOSPHERE
SIGN    EXOSPHERE
SIGN    ALMOST NONE
SIGN    VERY LOW
SIGN    OXYGEN LEVEL
SIGN    THERMOSPHERE
SIGN    GETTING HIGHER
[19:13] Professor/I
    So if you're lucky, you regain consciousness.
[19:20] Professor/I
    By increasing air resistance,
SIGN    Minor Air Resistance
SIGN    per hour
SIGN    Major Air Resistance
[19:22] Professor/I
    you can slow yourself down
    to 200 kilometers per hour.
[19:26] Professor/I
    But the passenger seat won't be enough
[19:28] Professor/I
    to absorb the shock of
    falling from that height.
[19:33] Satake/I
    This is not good...
[19:34] Satake/I
    I have to do something, or I'll die!
[19:36] Satake/I
    What am I going to do?!
[19:40] (Flashback) Professor
    If you pick up checked
    luggage at Airport A,
[19:42] Professor
    you could go against the flow of passengers...
[19:45] Satake/I
    Go against...
[19:46] Satake/I
    Countercurrent!
[19:47] Satake/I
    The Law of Action and Reaction!
[19:50] Satake/I
    I've heard that even
    in a falling elevator,
[19:51] Satake/I
    you can save yourself by jumping
    at the moment of collision.
[19:55] Satake/I
    I know!
[19:56] Satake/I
    I'll kick the seat and jump off!
[20:01] Professor/I
    When you face certain doom,
    an epiphany hits like a miracle!
[20:06] Satake
    Hyah!
[20:08] Satake
    Huh?
[20:10] Professor/I
    Unfortunately, jumping off
    a falling passenger seat is not too effective.
[20:19] Satake
    Wait...
[20:25] Professor
    It looks like all the passengers survived.
[20:28] Professor
    It's a miracle, after such a huge explosion.
[20:31] Shimoda
    No it's not!
[20:33] Shimoda
    Satake...
[20:34] Shimoda
    He tried to protect me.
[20:36] Shimoda
    What an idiot...
[20:38] Professor
    By the way,
[20:39] Professor
    this criminal act of yours was at
    the request of the victim's family, correct?
[20:45] Shimoda
    Yeah, but how did you know?
[20:48] Professor
    Then something doesn't add up.
[20:51] Professor
    The news of Satake-san's execution ending in
    failure has not been disclosed to the public.
[20:57] Professor
    Not even to the victim's family.
[21:00] Shimoda
    Oh, you're right.
[21:02] Professor
    A failed execution could
     damage judicial authority.
[21:08] Professor
    It's a tightly guarded secret.
[21:12] Professor
    A sudden transfer...
[21:15] Professor
    An assassination request by a mysterious
    party who claims to be the victim's family...
[21:20] Professor
    And the bombing of the airplane.
[21:22] Professor
    The plot thickens, if I may say so!
[21:29] Shimoda
    What are you so happy about?
SIGN    BREAKING
SIGN    KOTOBUKI AIRLINES PLANE CRASH
    ONE PASSENGER MISSING
SIGN    BREAKING
SIGN    KOTOBUKI AIRLINES 101 EMERGENCY LANDING IN MEXICAN WATERS
[21:35] Announcer/I
    Kotobuki Airlines Flight 101 made
    an emergency landing in Mexican waters,
[21:39] Announcer/I
    and while the aircraft
    suffered grave damage,
[21:41] Announcer/I
    its 205 passengers and crew
    have been confirmed safe.
[21:46] Announcer/I
    However, one passenger is still missing,
[21:50] Announcer/I
    and the Japan Coast Guard
    is continuing its search.
[21:53] Announcer/I
    For our next story,
[21:56] Announcer/I
    annual giant tuna lifting festivals
    took place throughout the country...
SIGN    They Took Young Lives
    The Mafia's Bullets
SIGN    The Last Moment of 
    the Doomed Death Row Inmate
SIGN    The Last Moment of 
    the Doomed Death Row Inmate
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Next Episode

E6 - They Took Young Lives: The Mafia's Bullets: The Last Moment of the Doomed Death Row Inmate
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[00:00] Satake
    Plateau-san!
[00:05] Plateau/I
    My name is Thomas Plateau.
SIGN    Thomas Plateau
[00:08] Plateau/I
    I've been driving a school bus
    in a rural town in Mexico for 20 years.
[00:25] Plateau/I
    The weather is nice and warm
    around these parts,
[00:29] Plateau/I
    but it is far from safe.
[00:32] Plateau/I
    It would be nothing out of the ordinary to see
    a criminal driving a car like that one just now.
[00:38] Plateau
    We're here.
[00:39] Plateau
    Get off the bus quickly.
[00:40] Plateau/I
    My job is to protect these children.
[00:44] Plateau/I
    And I stay vigilant to do just that.
[00:48] Boy
    Goodbye, mister!
[00:50] Girl
    See you tomorrow!
[00:52] Plateau
    Be careful on your way home.
[00:53] Plateau
    See you tomorrow.
[01:15] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    The Last Moment of 
    the Doomed Death Row Inmate
SIGN    The Last Moment of 
    the Doomed Death Row Inmate
SIGN    They Took Young Lives
    The Mafia's Bullets
[02:32] Plateau
    Hm?
[02:37] Plateau
    O-Oh no!
[02:40] Plateau
    Hey, you! Are you all right?
[02:46] Plateau
    Come on! Hey!
[02:48] Plateau
    Looks like he's still alive.
[02:52] Plateau
    But what should I do?
[02:54] Plateau
    I can't just leave him here.
[02:58] Satake
    Chie?
[03:00] Chie
    Hirofumi, why?
[03:03] Satake
    Why are you crying, Chie?
[03:07] Chie
    Why...
[03:10] Chie
    Why did you kill me?
[03:20] Plateau
    Are you awake?
[03:22] Satake
    Wh-Where am I?
[03:26] Plateau
    This is my house.
[03:28] Plateau
    It's incredible that you
    survived those injuries.
[03:31] Satake
    U-Um, what's going on?
[03:33] Plateau
    You were lying on the street like
     a rag someone had thrown out.
[03:39] Plateau
    What happened to you?
[03:41] Satake
    Airplane. Fell. From the sky.
[03:51] (Flashback) Satake
    What?
[04:09] Professor/I
    A person certified by Guinness World Records
[04:13] Professor/I
    to have fallen from
    a height of 10,160 meters
[04:16] Professor/I
    without a parachute and have survived is
[04:19] Professor/I
    the former Serbian flight attendant,
    Vesna Vulović.
SIGN    Vesna Vulović
[04:26] Professor/I
    On January 26th, 1972,
[04:30] Professor/I
    the airplane she was on disintegrated
    in midair due to a bomb exploding,
[04:34] Professor/I
    and Vulović was thrown into the air.
[04:39] Professor/I
    How did she cheat death
    from certain doom?
[04:44] Professor/I
    Not all details are clear,
    but it's thought that
[04:48] Professor/I
    the debris from the airplane surrounded her
    to form a protective capsule,
[04:54] Professor/I
    and the branches and tree trunks
    of the forest area she fell into,
[04:59] Professor/I
    along with the slope of the land,
    helped soften the blow.
[05:06] Professor/I
    She was gravely injured, but recovered,
[05:09] Professor/I
    and continued to work
    for the airline afterwards.
[05:16] Plateau
    You fell from a plane, and then I found you?
[05:21] Satake
    Yes.
[05:23] Plateau
    Sounds like you're still confused.
[05:26] Plateau
    Stay in bed.
[05:26] Satake
    I'm not kidding.
[05:29] Satake
    You have to believe—
[05:33] Satake
    My bones are broken.
[05:35] Satake
    But I'm alive.
[05:45] Satake
    Should I be, though?
SIGN    A Few Months Later
SIGN    A Few Months Later
[05:52] Satake
    Ouch!
[05:57] Satake
    Okay.
[06:31] Plateau
    That's an imitation
    for self-defense purposes. A fake.
[06:35] Satake
    What?
[06:37] Plateau
    I hate guns.
[06:39] Plateau
    But if I don't at least pretend to be armed,
[06:42] Plateau
    I'd be easy prey for the local mafia.
[06:45] Plateau
    They truly are a deplorable bunch.
[06:48] Satake
    Well, um...
[06:50] Plateau
    You must be hungry.
[06:52] Plateau
    Let's eat.
[06:56] Satake
    Yes...
[07:02] Satake
    What's this?
[07:04] Plateau
    Tacos.
[07:05] Plateau
    The most recognizable
    of Mexican dishes, wouldn't you say?
[07:09] Satake
    Tacos...
[07:11] Satake
    The real deal.
[07:16] Plateu
    What's the matter?
[07:18] Plateu
    Tacos aren't that unusual to you, are they?
[07:21] Satake
    Oh, no.
[07:22] Satake
    I was just thinking about my
    friend who would have loved these.
[07:25] Plateu
    You look a bit better.
[07:28] Plateu
    But your resilience is unbelievable.
[07:33] Plateu
    Even with my sloppy treatment,
    you've recovered enough to walk now.
SIGN    Plateau's Sloppy Treatment
SIGN    Plateau's Sloppy Treatment
[07:37] Satake
    Thank you very much.
[07:39] Plateau
    I can't say the same
    about that head of yours, though.
[07:43] Plateau
    I couldn't possibly believe
    that you fell from the sky.
[07:47] Satake
    But it's true.
[07:49] Satake
    I can't believe it myself.
[07:51] Plateau
    At first, I thought you were
    a member of the mafia who got lynched.
[07:57] Plateau
    But you'd never expect to see
    an Asian mafia member,
[08:00] Plateau
    let alone one that's got such a goofy face.
[08:03] Satake
    My face is goofy?
[08:05] Plateau
    I hate the mafia more than
    anything in the world.
[08:11] Satake
    You always say that.
[08:14] Plateau
    They're the cancer
    that plagues this country.
[08:18] Satake
    So... you're not going to ask me...
[08:21] Satake
    about what I tried to do?
[08:25] Plateau
    Do you want me to?
[08:28] Plateau
    If it makes you feel better
    to let it all out, then you should.
[08:32] Plateau
    I don't mind either way.
[08:37] Satake
    I don't know anymore...
[08:41] Satake
    if I should be alive or not.
[08:45] Plateau
    Those words shouldn't come from someone
[08:48] Plateau
    who made a miraculous comeback
    from the verge of death.
[08:51] Satake
    I have come back from
    the verge of death many times.
[08:55] Satake
    I survived being hung too.
[08:58] Plateau
    Huh?
[08:58] Satake
    I was impaled in the neck by a fish,
    tortured by a police officer,
[09:03] Satake
    and survived the fall after being
     sucked out of an airplane.
[09:06] Plateau
    Have you seriously gone bonkers?
[09:12] Satake
    I killed someone important to me...
[09:16] Satake
    Probably.
[09:18] Plateau
    Probably?
[09:19] Satake
    My memories are hazy,
[09:21] Satake
    and all I remember of her
    is seeing her smiling and crying.
[09:27] Satake
    I have committed a crime
    I can never make up for.
[09:31] Satake
    Do I have the right to live?
[09:35] Satake
    I'm scared of death.
[09:38] Satake
    But living is also tough.
[09:43] Satake
    I just don't know what I should do.
[09:47] Plateau
    A crime you can't make up for, huh?
[09:50] Plateau
    I know a stupid guy who also
    committed a crime like that.
[09:56] Satake
    What?
[09:57] Plateau
    He was a member of the American mafia.
[10:02] Plateau
    He had a wife who was
    a former prostitute, and a son.
[10:06] Plateau
    The boy was still a baby, but he was
    the son of two good-for-nothings.
[10:11] Plateau
    His future was not bright.
[10:14] Plateau
    The guy didn't love his wife or his son.
[10:22] Plateau
    He worked his way up in the organization,
[10:25] Plateau
    and somehow became well-known in the mafia.
[10:29] Plateau
    Abandoning his family, he continued to commit
     crimes for money and his selfish desires.
[10:34] Plateau
    He never once thought about
    the consequences of his actions...
[10:43] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Wh-What the...
[10:44] Plateau/I
    A hostile syndicate had
    decided to take revenge.
[10:48] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Rebecca! Where are you?
[10:51] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    What happened?
[10:52] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Are you all right?
[10:53] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Where's the kid?
[10:54] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Where's Daniel?
[10:57] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    H-Hey...
[10:58] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Rebecca?
[11:01] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    Is this a joke?
[11:03] (Flashback) Young Plateau
    D... Daniel!
[11:16] Plateau
    The guy cried
    for the first time in his life.
[11:19] Plateau
    He'd thought he didn't love his family...
[11:25] Plateau
    But he was wrong.
[11:27] Plateau
    He just didn't recognize it.
[11:31] Plateau
    And because of his foolishness,
    he lost his loved ones.
[11:38] Satake
    What is he doing now?
[11:43] Plateau
    He left his mafia, and left the States like
    he was running away from something.
[11:48] Plateau
    But he still lives...
[11:50] Plateau
    Disgracefully.
[11:53] Satake
    I see.
[11:56] Satake
    Is... Is he—
[11:57] Plateau
    Anyhow, if you don't have a problem walking,
[12:01] Plateau
    I can no longer feed you for free.
SIGN    Food
[12:04] Plateau
    I'm going to have to ask you to work
    for your treatments and food so far.
SIGN    Treatments
SIGN    I can't breathe...
[12:09] Satake
    Um...
[12:10] Plateau
    I'll work you to the bone starting tomorrow.
[12:14] Plateau
    So that you won't even have time
    to think of doing anything stupid.
[12:19] Satake
    Human Crazy University.
[12:19] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:22] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:22] Plateau
    Human Crazy University.
[12:56] Child 1
    Mister Satake, good morning!
[12:58] Child 2
    Good morning!
[13:00] Satake
    Good morning.
[13:01] Satake
    We'll get going soon,
    so go wait inside, okay?
[13:05] Child 1; 2
    Okay!
[13:08] Satake
    Plateau-san, everyone's here.
[13:11] Plateau
    Good.
[13:12] Plateau
    Let's be on our way, then.
[13:22] Plateau
    You're getting the hang of it.
[13:24] Satake
    I try.
[13:27] Satake
    In the beginning, I wasn't sure
    how it was going to turn out.
[13:30] Plateau
    This job is wonderful, isn't it?
[13:33] Satake
    Huh?
[13:34] Plateau
    Being with children gives me energy.
[13:37] Plateau
    It makes me want to move forward.
[13:40] Satake
    Forward...
[13:42] Satake
    Plateau-san...
[13:43] Satake
    Thank you for everything you've done for me.
[13:47] Plateau
    Where is this coming from?
[13:49] Satake
    I'm not sure if I can move forward yet,
SIGN    Treatment
SIGN    Food
SIGN    I can't breathe...
[13:52] Satake
    but after I work off what I owe
    you for my food and care,
SIGN    Treatment
SIGN    Food
SIGN    I can't breathe...
[13:55] Satake
    I'll try and go back to Japan.
[14:00] Plateau
    Okay.
[14:02] Satake
    I'll go to the police—
[14:04] Plateau
    You shouldn't do that.
[14:06] Plateau
    Are you going to tell them
    that you fell from the sky again?
[14:08] Chibi Satake
    Blah, blah, blah...
[14:10] Plateau
    You'd be shot dead
    as a border jumper on the spot.
[14:15] Satake
    Th-That's true.
[14:17] Plateau
    It's a little far from here,
[14:18] Plateau
    but you could go to the Embassy of Japan
     in Mexico City, and—
[14:21] Plateau
    Hm?
[14:22] Plateau
    That car...
[14:24] Satake
    Something wrong?
[14:26] Plateau
    Shoot. I let them gain on us.
[14:36] Kidnapper 1
    Get out.
[14:43] Plateau
    Hey!
[14:44] Plateau
    Don't touch these children!
[14:46] Kidnapper 1
    Who cares?
[14:46] Kidnapper 1
    Shut up, old man!
[14:48] Kidnapper 1
    I'll kill you!
[14:49] Kidnapper 2
    Stop it.
[14:50] Kidnapper 2
    This is our merchandise.
[14:52] Kidnapper 2
    Get in!
[14:55] Kidnapper 2
    Don't move, and stay quiet.
[14:57] Kidnapper 2
    Don't you do anything stupid!
[15:00] Satake
    P-Plateau-san, what should we do?
[15:07] Child 1
    I'm scared!
[15:09] Child 2
    Mommy!
[15:16] Satake
    Plateau-san?!
[15:17] Plateau
    There's no need to worry.
[15:20] Plateau
    I promise I'll get you all home safely.
[15:24] Child 1
    Really?
[15:25] Plateau
    Of course!
[15:27] Plateau
    That's my job, you see.
[15:30] Plateau
    And in fact, Mister Satake here
    is a Japanese ninja!
[15:36] Satake
    Eh?
[15:37] Plateau
    He can even survive
    falling out of an airplane!
[15:39] Child 2
    Really? Are you truly a ninja?
[15:43] Satake
    W-Well, I'm...
[15:44] Plateau
    Satake...
[15:49] Satake
    Um... yes!
[15:50] Satake
    I guess I can't keep it a secret anymore!
[15:52] Satake
    I'm an immortal ninja!
[15:55] Satake
    I don't die no matter what happens to me!
[15:58] Child 1
    That's so cool!
[16:00] Plateau
    So everyone, please trust us
    and be good, okay?
[16:05] Children
    Okay!
[16:07] Plateau
    Thank you.
[16:11] Plateau
    Damn!
[16:12] Plateau
    Is there an opening somewhere?
[16:15] Satake
    Plateau-san...
[16:16] Plateau
    Satake, did you find anything?
[16:19] Satake
    No good.
[16:20] Satake
    It's all locked.
[16:22] Plateau
    We're running out of time.
[16:23] Plateau
    We have to escape.
[16:25] Satake
    This is a kidnapping, right?
[16:28] Satake
    They'll ask for ransom and such,
    so we should have more time.
SIGN    Pay us 5 quadrillion
     yen!!
[16:32] Plateau
    That may be so in peaceful Japan.
[16:35] Plateau
    But the parents of these kids
    don't have such financial luxury.
[16:40] Satake
    So what's the point
    of abducting these children?
[16:45] Plateau
    I detect a faint scent of the ocean.
[16:47] Plateau
    We must be near a port.
[16:50] Plateau
    Once night falls, these kids
    will be put on a boat and shipped off.
[16:55] Satake
    Shipped off?!
[16:57] Satake
    Then this is human trafficking.
[17:01] Professor/I
    In modern society,
[17:03] Professor/I
    human trafficking is
    a criminal act in nearly all countries.
[17:08] Professor/I
    However, there seems to be
    no end to this type of crime.
[17:13] Professor/I
    While it's nearly impossible to grasp
    accurate numbers of human trafficking victims,
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
SIGN    2012 through 2014
    Victims of Human Trafficking across 106 Countries
[17:19] Professor/I
    between 2012 and 2014,
[17:22] Professor/I
    there were 63,251 confirmed victims
    of human trafficking across 106 countries.
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
SIGN    63,251 People
[17:31] Professor/I
    Most of the victims were abducted
    for sexual exploitation and forced labor,
SIGN    Sexual Exploitation
SIGN    Sexual Exploitation
SIGN    Forced Labor
SIGN    Forced Labor
[17:37] Professor/I
    but reports say some are forced
    to endure fake marriage,
SIGN    Fake Marriage
SIGN    Forced Marriage
SIGN    Forced Marriage
[17:41] Professor/I
    forced marriage, and even organ trafficking.
SIGN    Organ Trafficking
SIGN    Organ Trafficking
SIGN    Bye-bye...
SIGN    Organs
[17:49] Plateau
    Most likely for their organs, or to be
    made into playthings if they're lucky.
[17:54] Satake
    No... Please tell me you're kidding.
[17:56] Satake
    So we only have until nightfall.
[18:02] Plateau
    That window seems to be our only chance.
[18:09] Satake
    Please be careful, Plateau-san.
[18:16] Child 1
    Hang in there, mister!
[18:18] Child 2
    You can do it!
[18:22] Satake
    Yes!
[18:26] Child 1
    He did it!
[18:28] Child 2
    Mister, you're awesome!
[18:39] Satake
    Plateau-san, any lookouts?
[18:42] Plateau
    None.
[18:43] Plateau
    Let's get out of here, everyone.
[18:49] Plateau
    Don't panic. Follow me calmly.
[18:54] Satake
    Plateau-san did this?
[18:56] Satake
    Wow...
[19:03] Plateau
    Well, now what?
[19:06] Satake/I
    There are too many children.
[19:08] Satake/I
    It's only a matter of time
    before they find us.
[19:13] Child 2
    Mister Satake...
[19:15] Satake
    Hm?
[19:19] Satake
    W-We will be okay!
[19:23] Satake/I
    Get a grip, Satake Hirofumi!
[19:26] Satake/I
    There must be something we can do.
[19:29] Satake/I
    There!
[19:31] Satake
    Plateau-san. I see a school bus there.
[19:34] Satake
    Can we use it to get away?
[19:36] Plateau
    No, they'll see us—
[19:39] Plateau
    Hold on.
[19:40] Plateau
    There may be a way.
[19:42] Satake
    Really?
[19:43] Plateau
    Yes.
[19:44] Plateau
    There's a radio on the bus.
[19:45] Plateau
    I'll go and use it to contact the police.
[19:49] Plateau
    I'll leave the kids to you.
[19:51] Satake
    Okay.
[19:53] Satake
    Please be careful.
[19:54] Satake
    Everyone, come this way.
[20:03] Satake
    Plateau-san, quickly...
[20:10] Satake
    Eh?
[20:13] Child 2
    I'm sorry, mister!
[20:15] Kidnapper 1
    What was that noise?
[20:17] Kidnapper 2
    It came from this way!
[20:18] Satake
    Crap! Everyone, run—
[20:21] Kidnapper 2
    How did you get out?!
[20:22] Kidnapper 1
    Who do you think you're messing with?
[20:24] Kidnapper 1
    We'll kill you!
[20:25] Kidnapper 2
    Hey, I told you they're our merchandise.
[20:27] Kidnapper 1
    Who cares?
[20:29] Kidnapper 1
    We'll just kidnap more.
[20:31] Kidnapper 2
    What a homicidal maniac.
[20:36] Kidnapper 1
    Now you die!
[20:46] Satake
    P-Plateau-san?!
[20:50] Kidnapper 1
    Who's this old man?
[20:51] Kidnapper 1
    Get out of my way!
[20:59] Kidnapper 1
    D-Damn it!
[21:02] Plateau
    Don't point that at the kids.
[21:06] Plateau
    You could hurt them!
[21:08] Kidnapper 1
    Wh-What a monster!
[21:11] Kidnapper 2
    The police!
[21:12] Kidnapper 2
    Let's get out of here!
[21:16] Satake
    Plateau-san!
[21:19] Child 1
    Mister!
[21:20] Child 2
    Please don't die!
[21:23] Plateau
    You don't need to cry.
[21:25] Plateau
    I'm proud that I was able to protect you.
[21:30] Satake
    Plateau-san!
[21:31] Satake
    Stay with us!
[21:32] Satake
    Don't die!
[21:35] Plateau
    Finally, I was able to
    protect something precious to me.
[21:43] Plateau
    Rebecca...
[21:45] Plateau
    Daniel...
[21:47] Plateau
    I'll be with you soon.
[21:55] Satake
    Plateau-san!
SIGN    The World's Dumbest Robbers
SIGN    An Idiotic Duo in the Slums
SIGN    An Idiotic Duo in the Slums
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:34] Satake
    Wow...
[23:37] Satake
    Plateau-san, you're incredible!

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[00:09] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:12] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill former
    salaryman and death row inmate,
[00:17] Satake/I
    and currently a homeless illegal alien.
[00:20] Satake
    Why has it come to this?
[00:24] Satake/I
    It's only been a day
    since the kidnapping incident.
[00:29] Satake/I
    After Plateau-san died,
    the children were taken in by the police.
[00:35] Satake/I
    Since I was in the country unlawfully,
    I couldn't be found by the police,
[00:40] Satake/I
    so I left quietly.
[00:43] Satake/I
    Not being able to say goodbye to the kids
[00:46] Satake/I
    and not being able to say my farewells
    to Plateau-san was truly regrettable.
[00:51] (Flashback) Satake
    Goodbye, everyone.
[00:54] Satake
    Plateau-san, thank you for everything.
[01:19] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    An Idiotic Duo in the Slums
SIGN    An Idiotic Duo in the Slums
SIGN    The World's Dumbest Robbers
[02:32] Satake
    It's my first time here,
    but it really is a beautiful place.
[02:37] Satake
    I would have enjoyed the resort
    if I were here under different circumstances.
[02:43] Satake/I
    After I left the warehouse area,
[02:46] Satake/I
    I arrived in Acapulco, a famous resort city.
SIGN    The United States
SIGN    Mexico
[02:50] Satake/I
    The Embassy of Japan is in the capital, Mexico
    City, which is at least 300 kilometers away.
SIGN    Mexico City
SIGN    Acapulco
SIGN    More than 300km
[02:56] Satake
    How much do I have on me?
[03:00] Satake
    Oh.
[03:07] Satake
    Right.
[03:08] Satake
    I'm not sure if I can reach Mexico City,
    but I'll try and go as far as I can.
[03:15] Officer 1
    Excuse me.
[03:16] Satake
    Hm?
[03:18] Satake
    Y-Yes?
[03:19] Officer 2
    Counterfeit bills are going
    around here these days.
[03:22] Officer 2
    Could I see your wallet please?
[03:24] Satake
    O-Okay...
[03:28] Officer 1
    Good. Thank you.
[03:30] Officer 1
    You may go now.
[03:32] Satake
    What?! Hey, hey, hey!
[03:35] Satake
    Give me my money back—
[03:38] Officer 2
    Be grateful we didn't kill you.
[03:40] Officer 1
    Hm? What do you have there?
[03:43] Satake
    You can't have this!
[03:45] Officer 2
    Huh?
[03:46] Officer 2
    Are you really defying us in this city?
[03:50] Officer 1
    You got balls.
[03:53] Satake/I
    Is this for real?!
[03:55] Satake/I
    I thought Acapulco was
    a peaceful resort town!
[03:59] Professor/I
    Acapulco is a resort town in Guerrero, Mexico.
SIGN    Guerrero
[04:05] Professor/I
    Its ties with Japan go back to 1613,
    when the Keicho Mission to Europe,
SIGN    1613 AD
SIGN    Keicho Mission to Europe
    Hasekura Tsunenaga
[04:09] Professor/I
    led by Date domain retainer Hasekura Tsunenaga,
[04:14] Professor/I
    stopped there on their way to Rome.
SIGN    Mexico City
SIGN    Rome
SIGN    Sendai, Miyagi
SIGN    Acapulco
[04:18] Professor/I
    It is now a sister city to Sendai City in Miyagi Prefecture.
SIGN    Sister Cities
[04:22] Professor/I
    However, mafia conflicts have
    worsened since the 2000s,
[04:26] Professor/I
    and the city became drastically less safe.
[04:29] Professor/I
    There was a gruesome incident where 15 headless
    bodies were found by a shopping center,
[04:38] Professor/I
    and in 2012, it had the second-highest
    homicide rate in the world.
SIGN    2012 AD
SIGN    Homicide Rate in Major Cities
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
SIGN    Murder Capital
[04:44] Professor/I
    It came to be called "the murder capital."
[04:49] Professor/I
    The biggest cause of the
    deterioration in public safety was
[04:52] Professor/I
    thought to be corruption in the police force,
    which had essentially ceased to function.
[04:58] Professor/I
    The military took the matter seriously
    and started investigating,
[05:02] Professor/I
    which led to warrants for the arrest of
    two top administrators for murder.
[05:09] Officer 1
    Hmph!
[05:10] Officer 1
    I guess we'll let you go for now.
[05:13] Officer 2
    Don't ever think of talking back to us!
[05:19] Satake
    Thank goodness.
[05:23] Satake
    What do I do now?
[05:32] Satake
    Th-This area looks really sketchy.
[05:38] Old Prostitute
    Hey, mister!
[05:40] Satake
    Y-Yes?
[05:42] Old Prostitute
    How about tonight?
[05:44] Old Prostitute
    I'll make it cheap!
[05:47] Satake
    N-No, thank you!
[05:51] Old Prostitute
    Don't go! Mister!
[05:55] Satake
    G-Gunshots?!
[06:00] Satake
    I want to go back to Japan.
[06:04] Professor
    Satake-san's whereabouts are still unknown.
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[06:08] Professor
    We haven't found a body either.
[06:10] Shimoda
    Do you actually think he could be alive?
[06:14] Shimoda
    He fell 10,000 meters.
[06:17] Professor
    He has survived so many situations
[06:21] Professor
    that definitely would have killed other people.
[06:24] Professor
    You saw it with your own eyes.
[06:35] Shimoda
    That's true.
[06:37] Shimoda
    To tell you the truth, I have a
    feeling that he could be alive.
[06:41] Shimoda
    Are you going to look for Satake?
[06:43] Professor
    Obviously!
[06:45] Professor
    He's the best specimen I could ever want.
[06:49] Professor
    I won't let him get away.
[06:55] Shimoda
    O-Okay.
[06:57] Shimoda
    So what do you want from me?
[07:01] Professor
    I wanted to know more
    about what's happening around him.
[07:06] Professor
    The explosion on the plane we were on...
[07:09] Professor
    I think it was set off intentionally.
[07:14] Shimoda
    Do you suspect the victim's family,
    who asked me to hijack the plane?
[07:19] Professor
    Yes, someone is trying
    to assassinate Satake-san.
[07:25] Shimoda
    So that explosion could have been
    a backup plan in case I failed.
[07:31] Professor
    Shimoda-san,
[07:32] Professor
    could you tell me about the guy
    who called himself the victim's relative?
[07:39] Shimoda
    Okay.
[07:41] Shimoda
    I'll cooperate as much as I can.
[07:43] Shimoda
    I'm worried about Satake too.
[07:47] Professor
    Thank you.
[07:59] Satake
    I couldn't sleep a wink.
[08:03] Satake
    I'm starving.
[08:06] Satake
    Hm?
SIGN    Tasty Hot or Cold!
[08:20] Andre/Miguel
    Yo, yo, yo, yo!
[08:22] Store Owner
    Wh-What do you want?!
[08:24] Andre
    This is a robbery!
[08:25] Miguel
    Give us the money in the cash register!
[08:27] Miguel
    Or I'll shoot you in the head!
[08:29] Satake/I
    Oh no, a r-robbery?!
[08:31] Store Owner
    U-Um, you two looking for money?
[08:35] Andre
    Yeah!
[08:36] Andre
    That's why I'm telling you to give it to us!
[08:38] Store Owner
    I'm really sorry, but there's
    no money in the cash register.
[08:43] Miguel
    Huh? Why not?!
[08:45] Store Owner
    I just opened the store,
    so I haven't sold anything yet.
[08:50] Store Owner
    So if you want to rob me,
    you should come back a little later.
[08:55] Satake/I
    Oh, come on, there's no way they would—
[08:59] Andre
    You...
[09:00] Andre/ Miguel
    You're right!
[09:02] Satake/I
    They bought it?!
[09:03] Miguel
    When should we come back to rob you?
[09:05] Store Owner
    Let's see...
[09:07] Store Owner
    If you come back around 6:30 PM,
[09:09] Store Owner
    I'll have sold plenty of things,
    and there should be tons of money.
[09:13] Store Owner
    You should come back around then.
[09:15] Andre
    I see. That's good to know!
[09:18] Miguel
    Thanks for telling us, man.
[09:20] Andre
    We'll come back at 6:30!
[09:22] Store Owner
    All right, watch out for the cars.
[09:25] Store Owner
    Be back at 6:30, don't forget!
[09:27] Andre/Miguel
    Okay!
[09:29] Satake
    What?
[09:31] Store Owner
    Hello, is this the police?
[09:33] Store Owner
    I was robbed.
[09:35] Officer 3/I
    What?! We'll be right there.
[09:36] Store Owner
    Oh no, it's fine.
[09:38] Store Owner
    They'll be back at 6:30,
    so could you come around then?
[09:43] Officer 3/I
    Huh?
[09:44] Satake/I
    Yeah, that'd be my reaction too.
[09:47] Officer 3/I
    I doubt that they'd really...
[09:50] Store Owner
    They probably will.
[09:51] Store Owner
    They're dumb.
[10:04] Satake
    I guess I fell asleep.
[10:09] Satake
    Those guys said they'd come back at 6:30.
[10:15] Satake
    But, I mean, there's no way they'd—
[10:17] Andre
    We're here, man!
[10:18] Migue
    Give us the money!
[10:21] Satake
    They came?!
[10:24] Andre
    Why are the police here?
[10:26] Miguel
    That's not what you told us!
[10:27] Officer 3
    Hold up, you petty thieves!
[10:30] Professor/I
    Dumb criminals like these two
    really do exist in great number.
[10:36] Professor/I
    In 2013, a robber
    in Connecticut, USA...
[10:41] (Flashback) Bank Teller
    Hello?
[10:42] (Flashback) Robber 1
    I'll rob you in ten minutes,
[10:45] (Flashback) Robber 1
    so put 100,000 in a bag
    and leave it on the lobby floor!
[10:49] (Flashback) Bank Teller
    What?!
[10:50] Professor/I
    He made a call to the bank.
[10:52] Professor/I
    Naturally, the bank called the police.
[10:56] Professor/I
    When the robber came to pick up
    the bag, he was arrested.
[11:00] (Flashback) Robber 1
    Why are the police here?!
[11:02] Professor/I
    With another robbery in Iowa in 2009...
[11:07] (Flashback) Robber 2
    Shit! I forgot my mask!
[11:09] (Flashback) Robber 3
    No worries! I got something!
[11:12] Professor/I
    They smeared their faces with permanent
    marker instead of wearing masks.
[11:18] (Flashback) Robber 2
    This is perfect!
[11:20] Professor/I
    However, the ink didn't come off,
[11:23] Professor/I
    so the police were able to
    easily identify and arrest them.
[11:28] (Flashback) Robber 2
    How did they know?
[11:30] (Flashback) Robber 3
    Beats me.
[11:34] Officer 3
    Hey, you!
[11:35] Officer 3
    A couple of suspicious
    guys just came this way.
[11:37] Officer 3
    Which way did they go?
[11:38] Satake
    U-Um, well...
[11:40] Officer 4
    Tell us immediately!
[11:47] Satake
    That way.
[11:48] Officer 4
    That way, huh?
[11:49] Officer 4
    Hold up, dumb robbers!
[11:52] Satake
    Oh, well...
[11:53] Miguel
    Hey, you!
[11:57] Satake/I
    The robbers from earlier!
[11:59] Satake
    U-Um...
[12:01] Andre
    Thank you for helping us!
[12:04] Miguel
    I was so scared!
[12:06] Miguel
    The police are super terrifying!
[12:09] Satake
    Huh?!
[12:13] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:16] Miguel/Andre
    Human Crazy University.
[12:16] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:20] Satake
    This is where you live?
[12:23] Miguel
    Yup.
[12:24] Andre
    We haven't introduced ourselves yet.
[12:26] Andre
    I'm Andre.
SIGN    Andre
[12:28] Andre
    This is Miguel.
SIGN    Miguel
[12:29] Miguel
    Nice to meet you, Satake, bro.
[12:32] Satake
    Bro?
[12:33] Andre
    Come to our place, bro.
[12:36] Andre
    It's a dump, but at least it's got a roof.
[12:38] Andre
    Beats being outside.
[12:40] Miguel
    Yeah, we'd welcome you, bro.
[12:42] Satake
    No, I...
[12:44] Resident 1
    Welcome home, you two.
[12:45] Resident 1
    Who do we have here?
[12:47] Resident 2
    A guest of yours is a guest of ours.
[12:50] Resident 2
    Make yourself at home, our Asian visitor.
[12:52] Stake
    Um, actually...
[12:54] Andre
    What's wrong, bro?
[12:56] Miguel
    You're being cautious, right?
[12:57] Miguel
    It's not safe around here.
[13:01] Andre
    But the slums are safer than you'd think.
[13:04] Andre
    It's where the poor
    stick together to survive.
[13:08] Andre
    We need to help each other,
    or we'll all go down.
[13:11] Satake
    I see.
[13:12] Andre
    Though it is true that outsiders will be
     neither safe nor welcome here.
[13:19] Satake
    Eh?
[13:21] Andre
    But bro, you're fine!
[13:22] Andre
    You're part of our family now.
[13:24] Satake
    Th-Thank you.
[13:26] Andre
    Oh, please.
[13:27] Andre
    We're the ones who should be thanking you.
[13:29] Miguel
    You helped us total strangers.
[13:32] Miguel
    We can't thank you enough.
[13:36] Satake
    It was partially because of a personal grudge.
[13:39] Satake
    Anyhow, you should stop
    doing such dangerous things.
[13:44] Andre
    Dangerous?
[13:46] Andre
    What did we do?
[13:47] Miguel
    He must mean that time we fought with
    a dog over food we found on the streets.
[13:53] Andre
    Oh, that?
[13:56] Andre
    That was kind of dangerous.
[13:58] Andre
    You cried because you almost got bitten.
[14:01] Miguel
    Huh?! N-No, that's not true!
[14:03] Miguel
    Something got in my eye, that's all!
SIGN    Dust
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[14:06] Miguel
    You were the one who peed your pants!
[14:09] Andre
    So not true!
SIGN    Water
[14:11] Andre
    I only spilled the water I had!
SIGN    Water
[14:14] Satake
    What are you guys even doing?
[14:17] Satake
    I was talking about robbing places.
[14:19] Satake
    You shouldn't do that, and more importantly,
    you two aren't cut out for it.
[14:24] Andre
    Oh, you meant that?
[14:26] Andre
    I thought it was a good plan.
[14:29] Miguel
    Totally.
[14:30] Miguel
    What went wrong?
[14:31] Satake
    You seriously don't get it?
[14:33] Maria
    Welcome back, Andre-san, Miguel-san.
[14:36] Andre
    Oh, Maria-san!
[14:38] Maria
    Is this a friend of yours?
[14:41] Miguel
    This is our bro, Satake.
[14:43] Miguel
    He saved our lives.
[14:45] Andre
    Isn't that right, bro?
[14:48] Andre
    Bro?
[14:52] Satake
    Chie?
[14:53] Maria
    Eh?
[14:56] Satake
    I'm sorry, you just remind me
    of someone I know.
[14:59] Maria
    Nice to meet you.
[15:00] Maria
    I'm Maria.
SIGN    Maria
[15:02] Maria
    Please, have some if you'd like.
[15:04] Satake
    B-Bread?!
[15:05] Satake
    Can I?
[15:07] Maria
    Of course.
[15:08] Andre
    Maria-san sometimes donates food
    to people in the slums.
[15:13] Satake
    Wh-What an angel.
[15:13] Chibi Maria
    Here's some bread!
[15:15] Maria
    Not at all.
[15:17] Maria
    We owe a lot to everyone here.
[15:20] Kevin
    Hey, Maria!
[15:22] Maria
    Oh, Kevin. I'm coming.
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[15:25] Maria
    Excuse me. See you later.
[15:30] Satake
    What did she mean about
     owing a lot to the people here?
[15:33] Andre
    Don't repeat this, but those
     two are running away.
[15:38] Satake
    Running away? From what?
[15:40] Miguel
    Probably from the mafia, I'm sure.
[15:43] Miguel
    It's not that rare in this city.
[15:45] Miguel
    Lots of us have shady pasts.
[15:47] Andre
    By giving food away like that,
[15:50] Andre
    at least they don't have to worry
    about someone betraying them.
[15:54] Andre
    It's a wise way for an outsider
    to survive in the slum.
[16:00] Satake/I
    I started living with Andre and Miguel
[16:03] Satake/I
    and worked to save up money
    to travel to Mexico City.
[16:10] Satake
    There we go.
[16:11] Old Woman
    Hirofumi, dear...
[16:13] Old Woman
    How does it look?
[16:15] Satake
    That should take care of the leaks, ma'am.
[16:18] Old Woman
    Thank you, Hirofumi.
[16:20] Old Woman
    I don't have money to pay you,
    but take these with you.
[16:24] Satake
    Tortillas!
[16:25] Satake
    Thank you, ma'am!
[16:27] Miguel
    Hey, bro!
[16:33] Andre
    You're too nice, doing these
     jobs that don't pay.
[16:36] Satake
    People here take care of me.
[16:40] Satake
    But I haven't saved up any money...
[16:44] Satake
    When will I get back to Japan?
[16:47] Miguel
    Do you miss Japan?
[16:49] Satake
    I guess so.
[16:51] Satake
    It wasn't all roses,
    but I do want to go back.
[16:56] Andre
    Hey, Miguel.
[16:57] Andre
    Do you wanna take our bro to that place?
[17:00] Miguel
    That place?
[17:01] Miguel
    Oh! It's a perfect time of the year!
[17:07] Satake
    Hey, where are we going?
[17:10] Satake
    It's scary being out at night.
[17:12] Andre
    Don't worry, you've got us.
[17:18] Satake
    A flower?
[17:20] Miguel
    We're here.
[17:23] Satake
    Wh-What the heck?!
[17:29] Satake
    Cherry blossoms?
[17:31] Andre
    Yup.
[17:32] Andre
    Mexican cherry blossoms. Jacaranda.
[17:35] Miguel
    A Japanese guy planted this tree.
[17:37] Satake
    Really?!
[17:40] Professor/I
    In 1912,
[17:42] Professor/I
    three thousand cherry blossom trees
    were planted in Washington, DC,
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[17:44] Professor/I
    as a symbol of the friendship
    between the US and Japan.
[17:49] Professor/I
    In reaction to that, in 1930,
[17:51] Professor/I
    Mexico talked to Japan about
    planting cherry blossoms
SIGN    1930 AD
[17:55] Professor/I
    in Mexico City to
    commemorate their friendship.
SIGN    Mexico City
[17:59] Professor/I
    Matsumoto Tatsugoro,
    a landscape designer who immigrated
[18:04] Professor/I
    to Mexico from Japan,
    was chosen as an advisor.
SIGN    Matsumoto Tatsugoro
[18:07] Professor/I
    However, since Japanese cherry blossoms
    do not thrive in Mexico's climate,
[18:12] Professor/I
    Tatsugoro suggested planting jacaranda,
    a tropical plant native to Brazil.
SIGN    Jacaranda
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[18:18] Professor/I
    Currently, people can enjoy beautiful
    jacaranda blossoms in many cities in Mexico.
[18:32] Satake
    Thanks, you two.
[18:35] Satake
    Mexican cherry blossoms are beautiful.
[18:38] Andre
    Why don't we do that thing?
[18:40] Miguel
    Good idea.
[18:42] Satake
    "That thing"?
[18:43] Andre
    I hear all Japanese people do it.
[18:45] Miguel
    You got tortillas from
    that old abuela, so it's perfect.
[18:49] Satake
    You mean cherry blossom viewing?
SIGN    Cherry Blossom Viewing
[18:51] Satake
    But it's illegal to drink
    in public in Mexico, right?
SIGN    No drinking in public spaces
    
    or on the street
[18:55] Andre
    Don't be so uptight, undocumented immigrant.
[18:58] Miguel
    Just this one time won't hurt.
[19:04] Miguel
    Are you serious, bro?
[19:06] Miguel
    You gotta be kidding me!
[19:07] Satake
    Believe me, it's true!
[19:09] Satake
    My dick was... gone!
[19:14] Satake
    That was a surprise for sure.
[19:16] Andre
    Bro, you're such a funny guy!
[19:18] Miguel
    Bro, why don't you just stay here forever?
[19:22] Andre
    Exactly! Stay with us forever.
[19:25] Andre
    If you go back to Japan,
    you'll get arrested, right?
[19:31] Miguel
    Like I said before, a lot
    of us here have shady pasts.
[19:36] Miguel
    Bro, I'm sure you'll do just fine here.
[19:41] Satake
    Might not be a bad idea.
[19:44] Satake
    You two are dumb, but nice.
[19:47] Satake
    Everyone in the slum is good to me.
[19:50] Satake
    And I would get arrested if I went back to Japan.
[19:53] Andre
    Then...
[19:55] Satake
    No, I am going back.
[19:57] Satake
    I promised someone who helped me
    out when I first got here that I would.
[20:02] Satake
    And there's something I need
    to find out for myself.
[20:10] Andre/Miguel
    Boo!
[20:12] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[20:13] Satake
    So I need to save up some money quickly—
[20:15] Maria
    Help!
[20:16] Satake
    Wh-What was that?!
[20:19] Andre
    It's Maria-san!
[20:21] Miguel
    Kevin, too!
[20:24] Andre
    They finally got caught.
[20:26] Satake
    You mean by the mafia?
[20:28] Kevin
    Shit! You bastards!
[20:30] Kevin
    Keep your hands off Maria!
[20:32] Maria
    No! Let me go!
[20:34] Maria
    Help me, Kevin!
[20:37] Chie
    Help me, Hirofumi!
[20:42] Miguel
    Bro?!
[20:43] Miguel
    What are you doing?
[20:45] Mafia
    What the heck?
[20:46] Satake
    Hyah!
[20:48] Mafia 2
    Wh-Who the heck are you?
[20:51] Maria
    Kevin!
[20:52] Kevin
    Maria...
[20:53] Kevin
    What are you—
[20:55] Satake
    Run!
[20:56] Satake
    You two need to run away!
[20:58] Mafia 3
    Don't mess with us!
[21:02] Mafia 2
    Look what you did.
[21:04] Mafia 2
    You're not going anywhere.
[21:06] Kevin
    Shit!
[21:07] Mafia 3
    Hey!
[21:08] Mafia 3
    Take this one away too!
[21:09] Maria
    Please stop!
[21:10] Mafia 1
    I don't know who the hell you are,
    but you got in our way...
[21:17] Andre
    Wh-What do we do?
[21:19] Miguel
    I don't know, what do we do?!
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SIGN    Atrocious Punishment
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SIGN    Next Episode
[22:56] Old Prostitute
    Wait up! Mister!
[22:58] Satake
    No! Let it go!
[23:01] Old Prostitute
    You won't be sorry!
[23:13] Satake
    I... can't breathe...
[23:15] Satake
    Please, stop this!
[23:18] Satake
    This is too cruel!
[23:19] Satake
    Why do you have to kill each other?!
SIGN    Please pardon our technical difficulties
SIGN    We will take precautions so that something this crazy] doesn't happen again in the future
SIGN    We hope you look forward to the next episode
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[00:02] Shimoda/I
    My name is Shimoda Tadashi.
SIGN    Shimoda Tadashi
[00:05] Shimoda/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill
    criminal and former prison guard.
[00:13] Shimoda
    Did you find anything?
[00:14] Professor
    About the person who requested you
    to assassinate Satake-san...
[00:18] Professor
    We can assume that he belongs
    to some type of organization.
[00:26] Shimoda
    You mean he's part
    of a criminal organization?
[00:29] Professor
    We can't be sure.
[00:31] Professor
    But it's difficult to plan
    a major incident by yourself
[00:34] Professor
    like bombing an airplane.
[00:37] Shimoda
    That's true.
[00:38] Shimoda
    But why would a criminal
    organization go after Satake?
[00:42] Professor
    I came here today to figure that out.
[00:47] Shimoda
    Those are...
[00:50] Shimoda
    Clackers?
[00:52] Professor
    Yes.
[00:53] Professor
    They were invented in the United States,
     where they're also called clankers.
[01:05] Shimoda
    And?
[01:06] Professor
    This toy...
[01:08] Professor
    is really fun once you get into it.
[01:10] Shimoda
    So what?!
[01:11] Shimoda
    And why do you have two?!
[01:14] Professor
    I'm sorry, I'm only kidding.
[01:18] Professor
    Based on what you told me,
[01:20] Professor
    I narrowed down the possibilities for
     this mysterious client's identity.
[01:24] Shimoda
    That's quite a few.
[01:26] Shimoda
    But how did you do this
    based on what little information I had?
[01:30] Professor
    I do have my ways.
[01:33] Professor
    Please look through them.
[01:35] Shimoda
    I will.
[01:39] Shimoda/I
    Satake...
[01:41] Shimoda/I
    Are you truly alive?
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    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Atrocious Punishment
    Personalities Destroyed by Drugs
SIGN    Atrocious Punishment
    Personalities Destroyed by Drugs
SIGN    Beasts That Feed on Love
[03:22] Maria
    Kevin...
[03:23] Kevin
    We'll be fine.
[03:24] Kevin
    There's a boat waiting for us at the dock!
[03:25] Kevin
    We'll take that boat out of this place!
[03:29] Mafia 1
    I found them!
[03:30] Kevin
    Shit!
[03:32] Mafia 2
    We're done playing tag.
[03:34] Mafia 2
    Man, you've been a pain.
[03:36] Kevin
    This way!
[03:38] Mafia 1
    Catch them!
[03:40] Andre/Miguel
    Boo!
[03:42] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[03:43] Satake
    So I need to save up some money quickly—
[03:46] Maria
    Help!
[03:48] Satake
    Wh-What was that?!
[03:50] Mafia 3
    Wow, you swiped a lot.
[03:52] Mafia 3
    You're a fool.
[03:55] Mafia 3
    What the?!
[03:57] Mafia 2
    Wh-Who the heck are you?
[04:00] Maria
    Kevin!
[04:01] Kevin
    Maria...
[04:02] Kevin
    Who are you, and what are you—
[04:04] Satake
    Run!
[04:05] Satake
    Run, both of you!
[04:07] Mafia 3
    Don't mess with us!
[04:15] Satake/I
    Run...
[04:18] Satake/I
    Please run away, Chie...
[04:21] Kevin
    Hey.
[04:24] Kevin
    Come on, wake up!
[04:27] Satake
    What?!
[04:27] Satake
    Huh? What?
[04:31] Satake
    Where am I?
[04:33] Kevin
    Hey, you.
[04:34] Satake
    Yes!
[04:34] Kevin
    Who are you?
[04:36] Kevin
    Why did you show up there?
[04:38] Satake
    There? Um...
[04:46] Satake
    I was a bit tipsy.
[04:49] Satake
    I hadn't had a drink in years, so...
[04:54] Kevin
    Are Asian people stupid?
[04:59] Satake
    By the way, where are we?
[05:02] Kevin
    An execution ground.
[05:04] Satake
    Huh?
[05:12] Satake
    Say what?!
[05:22] Mafia 1
    Boss...
[05:23] Mafia 1
    Just as arranged, we shoved
     them into the shack.
[05:27] Majeed
    Good.
[05:29] Majeed
    We'll make an example out of them.
[05:30] Majeed
    Show them hell.
SIGN    Kenzo Majeed
[05:35] Professor/I
    In the mafia,
[05:36] Professor/I
    the bond among its members
    is extremely strong,
[05:39] Professor/I
    so investigating their
    crimes can be very difficult.
[05:43] Professor/I
    The reason for this strong bond
[05:45] Professor/I
    is the gruesome executions that make
    an example out of any traitor.
[05:53] Professor/I
    One of their most famous execution
    techniques is the Colombian necktie.
SIGN    Colombian Necktie
[05:58] Professor/I
    In this execution, the victim's throat is cut
[06:00] Professor/I
    and then their tongue is
    pulled out through that wound.
[06:03] Professor/I
    Its gruesomeness plants fear
    in the mafia's members
[06:06] Professor/I
    and strengthens their
    loyalty to the organization.
[06:12] Mafia 1
    We've hit a snag, though...
[06:14] Majeed
    What is it?
[06:15] Mafia 1
    When we captured them,
    a strange Asian man got in our way.
[06:20] Majeed
    Have you caught him?
[06:21] Mafia 1
    Yes.
[06:22] Mafia 1
    He's in the shack with them.
[06:28] Majeed
    He's...
[06:33] Kevin
    It's no good.
[06:34] Kevin
    It's all locked.
[06:35] Kevin
    Shit!
[06:36] Maria
    Kevin...
[06:37] Satake
    S-So this is an execution ground?
[06:40] Satake
    What will happen to us?
[06:43] Kevin
    Who knows?
[06:45] Kevin
    Nothing good, that's for sure.
[06:49] Kevin
    We gotta get out of here.
[06:51] Maria
    Let's rest a little bit.
[06:53] Maria
    We've been exhausted since yesterday.
[06:55] Maria
    Here, Kevin. Sit.
[06:58] Kevin
    I'm fine.
[07:00] Kevin
    I'll look for a spot
    we can wriggle out of.
[07:02] Maria
    Okay...
[07:05] Maria
    It's Satake-san, right?
[07:08] Satake
    Oh, yes.
[07:10] Satake
    You gave me some bread a while ago.
[07:13] Satake
    Thank you for that.
[07:15] Maria
    We're the ones who should be thanking you.
[07:18] Maria
    You were trying to help us, right?
[07:21] Satake
    And I ended up getting caught.
[07:24] Satake
    I'm sorry I couldn't be of use.
[07:26] Maria
    We got you involved in this!
[07:28] Maria
    I'm so sorry.
[07:29] Satake
    No, I'm sorry...
[07:31] Maria
    No, we are!
[07:36] Maria
    What are we doing at a time like this?
[07:40] Maria
    So funny.
[07:57] Mafia 1
    Excuse me, Boss?
[07:59] Majeed
    What?
[08:00] Mafia 1
    Can we proceed with
    the execution as planned?
[08:04] Majeed
    Execution?
[08:06] Majeed
    Right.
[08:07] Majeed
    Yes.
[08:08] Majeed/I
    Right. Why should I hesitate?
[08:13] Majeed/I
    I just need to make sure that he's dead.
[08:21] Mafia 1
    Boss?
[08:24] Majeed
    Proceed with preparations as planned.
[08:26] Mafia 1
    Yes, sir.
[08:28] Kevin
    Damn it!
[08:29] Kevin
    If I could at least save Maria...
[08:32] Satake
    You truly care about her.
[08:37] Kevin
    Taking her to hell with me
     isn't caring, is it?
[08:42] Satake
    But it shows on her face.
[08:45] Satake
    Being with you must bring her
    more happiness than anything.
[08:50] Satake
    She had a bright smile
    when I met her in the slum, too.
[08:54] Kevin
    What do you know?
[08:56] Satake
    I-I'm sorry.
[08:58] Kevin
    We're both far removed from happiness.
[09:02] Kevin
    We're residents of a world full of shit.
[09:05] Kevin
    That's why I stole money.
[09:07] Kevin
    If we went somewhere else that's not here,
    I thought we'd find that "happiness" you speak of.
[09:14] Kevin
    I see, though.
[09:16] Kevin
    In your eyes, she looked happy, huh?
[09:21] Satake
    Kevin-san...
[09:22] Kevin
    Hey, so who's Chie?
[09:25] Satake
    Eh?
[09:25] Kevin
    You've been repeating
    that name in your sleep.
[09:28] Kevin
    "Chie, I want to eat your home cooking!"
[09:31] Kevin
    "Chie, I want you to clean
    my ear as I lie on your lap!"
[09:36] Satake
    I... said that?!
[09:38] Kevin
    What kind of woman is she?
[09:41] Satake
    I'm sorry, but my memories are hazy.
[09:46] Kevin
    You have amnesia?
[09:49] Satake
    Yes.
[09:50] Satake
    But I think she was a little like Maria-san.
[09:54] Satake
    Her smile, her voice...
[09:56] Satake
    How kind she is.
[09:57] Kevin
    I see.
[09:59] Satake
    But I'm not like you, Kevin-san.
[10:03] Satake
    Because of me, Chie is...
[10:09] Kevin
    I'm going to get some rest.
[10:10] Kevin
    You should too.
SIGN    Three Days Later
[10:25] Store Owner
    Welcome—
[10:26] Store Owner
    Huh?!
[10:27] Andre
    What's up?
[10:28] Andre
    We're here as customers today.
[10:30] Store Owner
    Customers?
[10:31] Store Owner
    How dare you show your faces here?!
[10:34] Miguel
    Are we supposed to wear masks?
[10:37] Andre
    We didn't wear any last time we were here.
[10:42] Store Owner
    I meant that it's pretty bold of you
    to show up at a store you tried to rob.
[10:46] Miguel
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[10:48] Miguel
    We won't rob you again.
[10:50] Miguel
    We promised our bro.
[10:52] Andre
    But we can't find him anywhere.
[10:55] Andre
    It's been three days.
[10:58] Andre
    Do you think he's still alive?
[11:00] Miguel
    Maria-san and Kevin stole
    money from the mafia, right?
[11:04] Miguel
    And our bro got himself involved in it.
[11:07] Miguel
    I doubt he's okay.
[11:11] Store Owner
    I heard that they're being held
    in the shack by the beach.
[11:16] Andre
    I see.
[11:17] Andre
    Huh? How do you know that?!
[11:20] Store Owner
    The lackeys keeping watch come
    here often to buy groceries.
[11:25] Store Owner
    They mentioned it
    while they were here.
[11:29] Store Owner
    They were here earlier too.
[11:30] Store Owner
    Oh, that's them.
[11:36] Andre
    If we get on that truck, we might
     be able to go find our bro.
[11:39] Miguel
    But that means going up against the mafia...
[11:46] Andre
    Oh no, they're leaving!
[11:48] Miguel
    What do we do? What do we do?
[11:49] Store Owner
    Hello, officer!
[11:51] Store Owner
    They're the robbers from the other day.
[11:53] Andre/Miguel
    Huh?
[11:54] Store Owner
    Please catch them!
[11:56] Andre
    That bastard!
[11:59] Andre
    We got no choice!
[12:00] Andre
    Let's go!
[12:01] Miguel
    Yeah!
[12:04] Andre
    Crap...
[12:07] Officer 1
    Where did they go?
[12:09] Officer 2
    There!
[12:10] Officer 1
    Damn it!
[12:12] Miguel
    All right! We did it, Andre!
[12:14] Andre
    Yeah.
[12:15] Andre
    All right. We're coming for you, Satake, bro!
[12:22] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:22] Kevin
    Human Crazy University.
[12:25] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:25] Maria
    Human Crazy University.
[12:36] Kevin
    Maria...
[12:39] Satake/I
    It's been three days
    since we got locked up in here.
[12:42] Satake/I
    No water, let alone food, has been given to us.
[12:46] Satake/I
    Are they planning on starving us to death?
[12:56] Miguel
    Did we stop?
[12:57] Andre
    Are we here?
[13:07] Majeed
    It's about time.
[13:08] Majeed
    Let's get started.
[13:10] Mafia 1
    Yes, sir.
[13:15] Kevin
    What's going on?
[13:17] Mafia 2
    Excuse me, but what is that?
[13:20] Majeed
    Have you never seen this before?
[13:22] Majeed
    That's a drug that
    makes you lose your mind.
[13:27] Mafia 2
    What?
[13:28] Majeed
    It's a special-order item
    from Southeast Asia.
[13:31] Majeed
    Once it gets into your system,
    you lose your mind,
SIGN    Rationality
SIGN    Rationality
[13:34] Majeed
    and you turn into a monster
    who thinks only of satisfying your desires.
[13:38] Mafia 2
    Monster...
[13:40] Majeed
    They haven't been given any water
    or food for the last three days.
[13:44] Majeed
    Their hunger is at its peak.
[13:46] Majeed
    Then we give them that drug.
[13:50] Majeed
    What do you think will happen?
[13:57] Satake
    Wh-What's this?
[14:00] Satake
    Kevin-san!
[14:01] Satake
    Maria-san!
[14:02] Satake
    A-Are you all right?
[14:07] Kevin
    I... I can't breathe...
[14:13] Satake
    Kevin-san?
[14:22] Satake
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[14:27] Satake
    M... Maria-san?!
[14:34] Satake
    What's happening to you?
[14:43] Satake
    Stop! Stop it!
[14:49] Majeed
    After all, we are nothing
    but beasts underneath the surface.
[14:53] Majeed
    To keep hunger at bay,
    you would eat even those you love.
[14:58] Majeed
    How sad is that?
[15:00] Mafia 2
    Cannibalism...
[15:01] Professor/I
    In a certain country in Southeast Asia,
[15:04] Professor/I
    there's a gruesome punishment
[15:07] Professor/I
    in which drugged men and women kill each other.
[15:09] Professor/I
    It dates back to a lynching
[15:11] Professor/I
    by the mafia in a 19th century
    European opium den.
[15:16] Professor/I
    The mafia drugged traitors with opium so that
    they lost their sanity, then toyed with them.
[15:23] Professor/I
    Through colonizers,
[15:24] Professor/I
    this practice was passed down
    to the mafias in Southeast Asia,
[15:30] Professor/I
    and this punishment caught on.
[15:36] Majeed
    What do you think?
[15:37] Majeed
    Entertaining, right?
[15:38] Mafia 2
    Y-Yes...
[15:40] Majeed
    You don't sound too convinced.
[15:43] Majeed
    Do you want to join them?
[15:46] Mafia 3
    N-No way, boss!
[15:49] Mafia 3
    R-Right?
[15:50] Mafia 2
    Y-Yeah!
[15:52] Mafia 2
    This isn't something
    you get to see every day!
[16:00] Majeed
    Fine.
[16:01] Mafia 1
    Excuse me, boss?
[16:03] Majeed
    What is it?
[16:03] Mafia 1
    The drug doesn't seem
    to be working on the Asian.
[16:08] Satake/I
    Come on, Kevin-san!
[16:08] Majeed
    He might have a high tolerance.
[16:11] Majeed
    Maybe he's been in and out of hospitals,
     taking all sorts of drugs.
[16:15] Majeed
    Still, it's only a matter of time.
[16:19] Andre
    What do we do?!
[16:21] Miguel
    Our bro is in danger!
[16:23] Mafia 2
    Who's there?!
[16:30] Mafia 2
    In there, huh?
[16:35] Mafia 2
    Come out, assholes!
[16:39] Mafia 2
    Must be my imagination.
[16:41] Majeed
    What's the matter?
[16:42] Mafia 2
    It's nothing!
[16:51] Miguel
    That was close.
[16:53] Miguel
    But we gotta save Bro quickly.
[16:55] Miguel
    What do we do?
[16:56] Andre
    What do we do?
[16:58] Andre
    I mean, we're no match for all those men.
[17:01] Miguel
    Are you just going to hang our bro out to dry?!
[17:04] Andre
    That's not what I said!
[17:05] Miguel
    But you did, idiot!
[17:07] Andre
    "Idiot"?! Only idiots call people idiots!
[17:09] Miguel
    You wanna go, idiot?
[17:10] Andre
    Let's go, idiot!
[17:11] Andre
    Ouch! Come on! Aw! Idiot!
[17:15] Andre
    Let me say something, idiot!
[17:17] Miguel
    You idiot! I-I-Idiot!
[17:19] Miguel
    Shut up, idiot!
[17:23] Satake
    Stop! Please stop!
[17:28] Satake
    Please, stop this!
[17:30] Satake
    This is too cruel!
[17:31] Satake
    Why do you have to kill each other?!
[17:41] Satake
    She's so strong...
[17:47] Majeed
    Is it time for our grand finale, eh, Asian?
[17:51] Majeed/I
    It was a surprise that you
    didn't die in that accident,
[17:55] Majeed/I
    but I got lucky finding you in my territory.
[17:59] Majeed
    It makes me laugh seeing
    him trying so hard to survive.
[18:03] Majeed
    Hey, do you want to bet on how
    much longer the Asian can hold on?
[18:08] Mafia 2
    Isn't he...
[18:09] Mafia 2
    more concerned with
    the Asian than the thieves?
[18:13] Mafia 3
    That's true.
[18:15] Mafia 3
    Hm?
[18:16] Mafia 2
    What's up?
[18:17] Mafia 3
    No...
[18:18] Mafia 3
    I thought I heard people arguing.
[18:21] Miguel
    You're the biggest idiot in Acapulco!
[18:24] Andre
    Then you're the biggest idiot in Mexico!
[18:27] Miguel
    Then you're the biggest
    idiot in Latin America!
[18:30] Andre
    What did you say?!
[18:32] Miguel
    Y-You heard me!
[18:34] Andre
    What?
[18:35] Miguel
    Is this truck... moving?
[18:38] Andre
    Huh?
[18:43] Satake
    Stop!
[18:45] Satake
    Maria-san...
[18:51] Kevin
    Maria...
[18:54] Satake
    Maria-san!
[18:55] Satake
    Snap out of it!
[19:01] Kevin
    Maria!
[19:02] Kevin
    I'm your man!
[19:05] Kevin
    Don't go flirting with some other guy!
[19:11] Satake
    Kevin-san!
[19:19] Satake
    Andre! Miguel!
[19:21] Andre/Miguel
    B-Bro!
[19:24] Majeed
    What was that?
[19:26] Majeed
    Shit!
[19:27] Majeed
    Get to the shack, now!
[19:28] Majeed
    Don't let them get away!
[19:30] Mafias
    Yes, sir!
[19:32] Majeed/I
    If they get away somehow...
[19:36] Majeed/I
    Shit!
[19:39] Andre
    They're coming for us!
[19:41] Miguel
    Bro!
[19:42] Miguel
    Let's run away!
[19:43] Satake
    Hold on!
[19:44] Satake
    We need to take them with us!
[19:46] Miguel
    Huh?
[19:46] Andre
    Look at Maria-san!
[19:48] Andre
    She's totally gone insane!
[19:50] Miguel
    We can't possibly bring them!
[19:52] Satake
    But...
[19:53] Kevin
    Go, stupid Asian!
[19:55] Satake
    Huh?
[19:57] Kevin
    It lifted me up a little to hear
    that Maria was happy to be with me.
[20:03] Kevin
    Thanks.
[20:05] Satake
    No!
[20:06] Satake
    Come with us—
[20:10] Miguel
    Bro?!
[20:11] Andre
    Carry him!
[20:12] Miguel
    Okay!
[20:26] Maria
    Kevin...
[20:34] Kevin
    Maria.
[20:38] Maria
    I love you.
[20:41] Kevin
    Yeah.
[20:44] Kevin
    I love you too.
[20:49] Majeed
    Don't let that Asian
    get away, no matter what!
[20:53] Majeed
    Or else, I'll be...
[21:08] Shimoda
    That's the guy!
[21:13] Shimoda
    This guy told me to kill Satake.
[21:17] Professor
    This man...
[21:19] Professor
    That's Kenzo Majeed.
[21:21] Shimoda
    Majeed?
[21:22] Shimoda
    He's not Japanese?
[21:24] Professor
    He's a Japanese Mexican.
[21:26] Professor
    He's known to be especially brutal
    even for the Mexican Mafia.
[21:33] Professor
    But why would he go after Satake-san?
[21:43] Andre
    Let's blend into the crowd!
[21:45] Miguel
    Okay!
[21:53] Kito
    Exotic foods are calling out to me!
[21:56] Kito
    Now! Let's itadakiamigo!
SIGN    Exotic Food Hunter,
SIGN    Kito Joji
SIGN    The Doomsday Lightning Strike
           That Claims a Friend!
SIGN    The Doomsday Lightning Strike
           That Claims a Friend!
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:32] Andre
    Fool!
[23:33] Miguel
    Fool!
[23:34] Andre
    You fool!
[23:35] Miguel
    You fool!
[23:36] Andre
    Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool!
[23:38] Miguel
    Loof!
[23:39] ---
    

E9 - Exotic Food Hunter Kito Joji: The Doomsday Lightning Strike That Claims a Friend!
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[00:03] Kito
    The hustle and bustle of people,
[00:05] Kito
    appetizing scents from food stalls...
[00:08] Kito
    Magnificent.
[00:11] Kito/I
    My name is Kito Joji.
SIGN    Kito Joji
[00:14] Kito/I
    I'm an exotic food hunter who pursues cuisine,
    the root of all life.
[00:19] Kito/I
    Exotic food is at the height
    of unorthodox food culture.
[00:24] Kito/I
    I have consumed a myriad
    of exotic foods so far.
[00:29] Kito/I
    I had a roasted whole camel
    while in the Sahara.
[00:33] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you for the camel!
[00:36] (Flashback) Kito
    The camel's hump is greasy,
    but it's not too bad!
[00:40] Kito/I
    I had the heart of a cobra in Vietnam.
[00:43] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you for the snake!
[00:47] (Flashback) Kito
    My energy has doubled!
    What a bloody taste!
[00:51] Kito/I
    I had a megabat in Indonesia.
[00:54] (Flashback) Kito
    Thank you for the bat!
[00:58] (Flashback) Kito
    It's unexpectedly juicy...
[01:01] (Flashback) Kito
    It's super gamy!
[01:04] (Flashback) Kito
    But delicious!
[01:06] Kito/I
    However, the pursuit of exotic food
    always comes with a risk.
[01:10] Kito/I
    In fact, I have wandered between life
    and death many times.
[01:14] (Flashback) Doctor
    You have hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.
[01:18] Kito/I
    Argh...
[01:19] Kito/I
    Was it the sewer rat I had?
[01:22] Kito/I
    But I will never give up
    the pursuit of exotic food.
[01:26] Kito/I
    Eating means receiving life from another.
[01:30] Kito/I
    Therefore, it's only right
    that I risk my life for it.
[01:54] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    The Doomsday Lightning Strike
           That Claims a Friend!
SIGN    The Doomsday Lightning Strike
           That Claims a Friend!
SIGN    Exotic Food Hunter
SIGN    Kito Joji
[03:11] (Flashback) Kito
    You have what it takes
    to be an exotic food hunter!
[03:17] (Flashback) Kito
    After you heal, why don't we
    start by touring Latin America?
[03:23] (Flashback) Satake
    I'll think about it.
[03:27] Kito
    It feels like it was only yesterday when
    we were adrift at sea together, Satake-san.
[03:34] Kito
    Truth to be told, I wish
    I could have come here with you.
[03:40] Andre/Miguel
    Hang in there!
[03:45] Kito
    Nostalgia doesn't suit an exotic food hunter.
[03:48] Kito
    Food culture here in Mexico
    is so steeped in tradition and history
[03:50] Kito
    that it's now registered on UNESCO's
    Intangible Cultural Heritage list.
[03:55] Kito
    My heart swells at the thought!
[03:57] Kito
    I'm ready for tonight's exotic dinner!
[04:02] Clerk
    Here's deep-fried gusanos de maguey.
[04:05] Kito
    Yes!
[04:06] Kito
    Gusano de maguey are the worms
    that live on the agave plant called a maguey.
SIGN    Maguey 
    (Agave Family)
SIGN    Gusano
    (Butterfly Caterpillar)
[04:14] Kito
    Some may be put off by its looks.
[04:16] Kito
    But to me, worms are
     nothing to be afraid of!
[04:22] Kito
    Thank you for the caterpillars!
[04:28] Kito
    Crunchy and aromatic!
[04:31] Kito
    There's a little sweetness too.
[04:32] Kito
    It's not bad!
[04:35] Kito/I
    There are over 500 types
    of edible insects in Mexico.
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
SIGN    Over 500 types!
[04:41] Kito/I
    Insects are high in nutrients,
    and they are precious ingredients
[04:45] Kito/I
    that supplement a lack
    of food due to poverty.
[04:49] Kito
    They say some Mexicans have mixed
    feelings about eating insects,
[04:57] Kito
    but I believe this aspect of their food
    culture is something to be proud of!
[05:01] Andre
    Are they still after us?
[05:03] Miguel
    I don't see them.
[05:04] Miguel
    Do you think we lost them?
[05:05] Andre
    I hope so...
[05:08] Miguel
    Hey, Bro?
[05:11] Miguel
    You're awak—
[05:13] Andre
    It's the drug!
[05:14] Miguel
    It's kicked in now?!
[05:18] Kito
    Yes! Authentic habanero salsa!
[05:20] Kito
    Spicy!
[05:24] Kito
    But good.
[05:26] Kito
    I hear that hot countries
    have extra-spicy foods.
[05:29] Kito
    Sweating from eating hot
    food can help regulate body temperature.
SIGN    Body Temperature
[05:34] Kito
    Yes, it makes sense.
[05:36] Server
    Here is today's main dish!
[05:42] Kito
    This is the highlight of exotic
    Mexican food: iguana soup!
SIGN    Iguana Soup
SIGN    Iguana Soup
[05:47] Kito
    I-It's still got its original shape!
[05:51] Professor/I
    In Latin America, iguana meat
    has been consumed since ancient times.
[05:57] Professor/I
    It's low in fat and nutritious,
    and it's even supposed to combat cold symptoms.
SIGN    Low Fat
SIGN    Nutritious
SIGN    Combats Cold Symptoms
[06:02] Professor/I
    In 2006, an iguana farm
    was built in Chiapas, Mexico.
SIGN    Iguana Farm
[06:08] Professor/I
    Currently, 27,000 iguanas
    are being raised at the farm,
[06:12] Professor/I
    and many are sold as food.
[06:17] Kito
    It is visually striking.
[06:20] Kito
    But it's not enough to make me falter.
[06:24] Kito
    With gratitude for the animals
    who nourish me...
[06:29] Kito
    Thank you for the iguana!
[06:35] Kito
    The skin is chewy and firm!
[06:37] Kito
    Lots of collagen!
[06:39] Kito
    The meat tastes like chicken...
[06:43] Kito
    But it stinks!
[06:46] Kito
    What is this funky smell of reptile?
[06:49] Kito
    Did the chef not cook it properly?
[06:52] Kito
    But stink like this is no match
    for the exotic food hunter, Kito Joji!
[06:58] Kito
    It's just one measly lizard!
[07:00] Kito
    I'll finish it off nice and clean!
[07:05] Satake
    I'm... hun...
[07:08] Satake
    Hungry!
[07:11] Kito
    What is going on?!
[07:14] Kito
    I love eating, but I don't love being eaten!
[07:28] Kito
    Man, I almost became exotic food myself.
[07:31] Andre
    Hey!
[07:33] Miguel
    Are you all right, Satake Bro?
[07:35] Kito
    "Satake"?
[07:36] Kito
    What?
[07:38] Kito
    Huh?
[07:39] Kito
    What?
[07:41] Kito
    No way! You're kidding me!
[07:44] Kito
    Y-You're...
[08:01] Satake
    Kevin-san, Maria-san...
[08:05] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[08:08] Kito
    There's a lot more.
[08:10] Satake
    Thank you very much.
[08:12] Satake
    Not just for the food, but also
    for such a nice hotel room.
[08:16] Kito
    This is you and me we're taking about.
[08:18] Kito
    We got lost at sea and almost
    perished together, remember?
[08:23] Kito
    But this is unbelievable.
[08:25] Kito
    To see you actually alive...
[08:27] Satake
    Do people think I'm dead?
[08:31] Kito
    Yes,
[08:32] Kito
    the press reported that your
    death sentence was carried out.
[08:37] Satake
    I see...
[08:39] Kito
    I was shocked to hear
    the news of you being arrested.
SIGN    K
    I
    T
    O
[08:43] Kito
    I thought it must be some sort of mistake.
[08:47] Kito
    I'm still not convinced that you
    are capable of committing murder.
[08:53] Satake
    That's...
[08:59] Andre
    Exactly.
[09:01] Andre
    Our bro couldn't hurt a fly.
[09:04] Miguel
    That's right.
[09:05] Miguel
    He is nice to a fault.
[09:07] Satake
    You two...
[09:09] Andre
    Living in this town, we've seen
    murderers' faces plenty of times.
[09:14] Andre
    But our bro looks nothing like them.
[09:18] Miguel
    Right, he's got such a goofy face.
[09:20] Satake
    Thank you.
[09:22] Satake
    Thank you, you two.
[09:25] Andre
    What?
[09:26] Miguel
    Are you happy because
    I called your face goofy?
[09:34] Kito
    Here you go.
[09:35] Kito
    A cup of coffee after your meal.
[09:37] Satake
    Thank you very much.
[09:39] Andre
    Hey, Mister Kito.
[09:41] Andre
    Can I order room service?
[09:43] Miguel
    I want to go to a spa!
[09:46] Kito
    Have you forgotten that we just met?
[09:51] Kito
    Anyhow, Satake-san, what's this
    favor you want to ask of me?
[09:55] Satake
    I'm planning to go back to Japan.
[09:58] Kito
    To Japan?!
[10:00] Kito
    But if you do, you might be executed again.
[10:04] Satake
    Yes. I know that.
[10:07] Satake
    But I still want to go home.
[10:09] Satake
    Could you please... lend me a hand?
[10:16] Kito
    Very well.
[10:18] Kito
    I will help you.
[10:19] Kito
    Fortunately, I have connections.
[10:22] Satake
    You do?!
[10:24] Satake
    Thank you very much!
[10:25] Andre
    Are you really leaving?
[10:27] Miguel
    We'll miss you.
[10:29] Satake
    I'm sorry, you two.
[10:33] Andre
    But if that's what you want, bro...
[10:36] Miguel
    We can't say no to that.
[10:40] Kito
    In exchange, I'd like for you
    to accompany me on my trip.
[10:47] Satake
    Huh? B-But why?
[10:49] Kito
    Don't you remember?
[10:51] Kito
    We promised to travel Latin America together.
[10:58] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[10:58] Satake
    Human Crazy University!
[11:01] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:01] Kito
    Human Crazy University!
[11:05] Kito
    Wow! It's beautiful.
[11:08] Kito
    This is the Caribbean Sea.
[11:10] Kito
    Did the pirates in the 17th
    century enjoy the same view?
[11:16] Satake/I
    Right now, I'm in the Caribbean Sea,
    accompanying Kito-san.
SIGN    The Caribbean Sea
[11:20] Satake/I
    I'm entering the country illegally,
    since I have no passport.
[11:23] Satake/I
    I don't know how he did it,
    but rich people sure can make things happen.
[11:29] Satake
    I hope Andre and Miguel are doing okay...
[11:32] Kito
    They had a problem
    with the mafia, didn't they?
[11:35] Kito
    Well, as long as they're at that hotel,
    they should be all right.
[11:39] Satake
    Mafia...
[11:41] Kito
    Satake-san?
[11:42] Satake
    Oh, it's nothing.
[11:45] Satake
    By the way, where are we headed?
[11:48] Satake
    Looking for more exotic food?
[11:50] Kito
    There's another side
    to the exotic food hunter Kito Joji.
[11:56] Satake
    Pardon?
[11:57] Kito
    They call me the Hidden Land Hunter, Kito Joji!
SIGN    Hidden Land Hunter
    Kito Joji
SIGN    Hidden Land Hunter
    Kito Joji
[12:03] Satake
    Please face forward when you're driving.
[12:05] Satake
    It can be dangerous.
[12:06] Kito
    Excuse me.
[12:10] Kito
    I've devoted my entire life to two dreams.
[12:15] Kito
    One is to try all the world's exotic foods.
[12:19] Kito
    Another is to visit the hidden
    lands this planet has to offer,
SIGN    Hidden
SIGN    Hidden
SIGN    Lands
SIGN    Lands
[12:24] Kito
    and see the sights myself.
[12:28] Kito
    On this planet we call home,
[12:30] Kito
    there are many romantic sights
    yet to be explored.
[12:35] Kito
    I'm enchanted by their magnificence.
[12:40] Kito
    Exotic foods are the symbol of food culture,
SIGN    Exotic Food
[12:43] Kito
    and hidden lands are the art of nature.
SIGN    Hidden Lands
[12:46] Kito
    I want to fully explore these two things
    and appreciate this whole planet.
[12:50] Kito
    That's my reason to live!
[12:54] Satake
    T-That's... something.
[12:57] Kito
    Don't you have any?
[12:59] Kito
    Reasons to live? Dreams?
[13:02] Satake
    Reasons to live...
[13:05] Kito
    There it is!
[13:06] Satake
    Eh?
[13:07] Kito
    We're in Venezuela!
[13:12] Satake
    I-It looks rather... sketchy.
[13:16] Kito
    Caracas, the capital of Venezuela,
    is known for a certain thing.
[13:22] Satake
    A certain thing?
[13:23] Punk 1
    Hey!
[13:25] Punk 1
    You're Japanese, aren't you?
[13:27] Punk 2
    Japanese people have money.
[13:29] Punk 3
    If you don't want to die,
    then leave all your money here.
[13:33] Satake
    Eh?
[13:34] Kito
    Satake-san...
[13:35] Kito
    Let's run!
[13:36] Satake
    Wait, what?!
[13:37] Punk 1
    Stop, you bastards!
[13:40] Punk 2
    I told you to give us your money!
[13:43] Punk 3
    Do you want to die?
[13:46] Kito
    Satake-san!
[13:47] Kito
    This way!
[13:50] Punk 1
    Where did they go?
[13:51] Punk 1
    Find them!
[13:55] Satake
    W-What is wrong with this place?!
[13:57] Satake
    We've been mugged
    within minutes of getting here!
[14:00] Kito
    Caracas is famous for being
    the least safe place in the world.
[14:04] Satake
    The worst kind of famous.
[14:06] Kito
    The per-capita murder rate is one hundred
     times greater than Tokyo's!
SIGN    100 Times
[14:12] Satake
    Does this happen to be
    the hidden land you were talking about?
[14:14] Satake
    I guess it's rare enough.
[14:16] Kito
    Oh, no, no.
[14:18] Kito
    Our destination is much further away.
[14:21] Kito
    The guide I arranged is waiting
    for us, so let's hurry.
[14:24] Satake
    Wait... W-Wait for me!
[14:30] Guide
    Anyhow,
[14:31] Guide
    I can't believe there are Japanese people
     reckless enough to go there.
[14:35] Kito
    That place is worth risking my life.
[14:39] Satake
    Huh? Life?!
[14:41] Satake
    Um, would you mind telling
    me where we're going?
[14:45] Kito
    We are heading toward the Catatumbo region.
[14:50] Satake
    "Catatumbo"?
SIGN    Catatumbo?
[14:52] Kito
    You'll see when we get there.
[14:57] Guide
    We're here.
[14:59] Satake
    This is the hidden land?
[15:01] Satake
    It's so dark, I can't see a thing.
[15:04] Kito
    For what we want to see, darker is better.
[15:07] Satake
    Okay...
[15:09] Kito
    Oh!
[15:10] Satake
    What's the matter?
[15:11] Kito
    The clouds are gathering in the sky.
[15:13] Guide
    Hell's own show begins.
[15:16] Satake
    Hell's own show?!
[15:17] Satake
    Wow!
[15:20] Satake
    L-Lightning?
[15:24] Kito
    B-Beautiful...
[15:27] Satake
    Is this really happening?
[15:33] Professor/I
    Catatumbo has the Guinness World Record
    for highest concentration of lightning bolts.
SIGN    Lake Maracaibo
SIGN    Catatumbo River
[15:39] Professor/I
    Seeing 280 lightning flashes
    per hour is very common,
SIGN    About 280      
    Flashes per Hour
[15:46] Professor/I
    with the unique feature
    of having very quiet thunder.
SIGN    Discreet Thunder
[15:52] Professor/I
    According to recent studies,
[15:54] Professor/I
    methane produced
    from the marshes near the mouth
SIGN    Methane
[15:57] Professor/I
    of the Catatumbo River might be
    responsible for this phenomenon.
[16:03] Satake
    What an incredible number of lightning bolts...
[16:06] Satake
    It's strange that we hear
    relatively little thunder.
[16:11] Kito
    There's nothing to block the view,
[16:14] Kito
    so supposedly, we see more
    of the lightning than we can hear.
[16:18] Kito
    However, they don't really know the truth.
[16:23] Satake
    Wow...
[16:26] Kito
    Finally, you have a nice
    look on your face, Satake-san.
[16:30] Satake
    Eh?
[16:32] Kito
    You must have gone through
    a lot in Acapulco.
[16:35] Kito
    You looked very depressed to me.
[16:39] Satake
    Did you bring me here to cheer me up?
[16:43] Kito
    You are trying to go back
    to Japan to meet your fate.
[16:48] Kito
    A person like that shouldn't look so miserable.
[16:52] Satake
    Thank you.
[16:56] Kito
    There's not much else I can do.
[17:01] Satake
    So this is the meaning of life for you.
[17:05] Kito
    Yes.
[17:06] Kito
    Isn't it magnificent?
[17:08] Satake
    I've been thinking...
[17:12] Satake
    about what the meaning of my life is.
[17:15] Satake
    I have faced death many times,
    and I have survived every time.
[17:21] Satake
    But it only means that I didn't die.
[17:26] Satake
    Have I ever tried to truly live?
[17:31] Satake
    I met someone who tried
    to save his sister by sacrificing himself.
[17:37] Satake
    I met a man who overcame his past
    and became a protector of children.
[17:42] Satake
    I met people who risked their lives
    to be true to their love.
[17:47] Satake
    Meeting those people made me realize
    that I must live a life I can be proud of.
[17:54] Satake
    That's why I have to go back to Japan
    and take responsibility for what I did.
[17:59] Kito
    And that's the meaning
    of your life right now?
[18:03] Satake
    Yes.
[18:05] Kito
    Your exceptional vitality...
[18:08] Kito
    And the guts to face adversity!
[18:12] Satake
    Huh?
[18:13] Kito
    I knew you had what it takes to be an
    exotic food hunter and a hidden land hunter!
[18:18] Satake
    W-Why?!
[18:20] Kito
    After everything is settled, let's pursue
    the beauty of the Earth and its food!
[18:25] Satake
    No way...
[18:28] Guide
    I'm sorry to break up the party.
[18:32] Kito
    What's the meaning of this?!
[18:35] Guide
    Japanese people don't know
    to suspect others, so you're easy prey.
[18:41] Guide
    Leave all the money you have.
[18:43] Kito
    As expected from the most
    dangerous city in the world.
[18:47] Kito
    I suppose it's not surprising
    to see a travel guide act this way.
[18:52] Kito
    The lightning show seems to be over as well.
[18:55] Kito
    Here's your tip.
[18:56] Kito
    Take it.
[18:57] Guide
    Is this everything you have?
[19:00] Kito
    Yes.
[19:01] Guide
    Good.
[19:03] Guide
    Now you die!
[19:04] Satake
    What?!
[19:05] Satake
    You got the money!
[19:06] Guide
    Who said I wouldn't kill you
    if you handed over the money?
[19:12] Kito
    Satake-san!
[19:13] Guide
    Let me go, Japanese!
[19:14] Satake
    Drop your gun!
[19:16] Kito
    Watch out!
[19:17] Satake
    Huh?
[19:25] Kito
    S-Satake-san?
[19:28] Kito
    No way...
[19:30] Kito
    Satake-san!
[19:37] Kito
    Thank goodness! You're awake!
[19:40] Satake
    Where am I?
[19:42] Kito
    At the hospital.
[19:43] Kito
    You were hit by lightning,
    and you almost died.
[19:49] Satake
    Lightning...
[19:50] Satake
    Oh, what happened to the guide?
[19:53] Kito
    He died.
[19:55] Kito
    He was hit directly by the
    lightning and killed instantly.
[19:59] Satake
    I see...
[20:01] Kito
    While it's tragic, he deserved it.
[20:05] Kito
    Don't take it personally.
[20:07] Satake
    Hm?
[20:08] Satake
    Then why was I saved?
[20:10] Kito
    Most likely, it's thanks to this.
[20:15] Satake
    My pendant...
[20:16] Kito
    Because the electricity flowed
    into this pendant, your body took less damage.
[20:24] Professor/I
    In 2009, a 14-year-old girl in Essex,
    England was hit by a lightning strike.
SIGN    Essex
[20:31] Professor/I
    She was unconscious for a while,
[20:34] Professor/I
    but she survived with only some burns
    and damage to her eardrums.
[20:40] Professor/I
    It is assumed that her injuries were not
[20:43] Professor/I
    life-threatening even though
    the lightning struck her
[20:45] Professor/I
    because the electricity went through
    the earphones of her music player,
[20:50] Professor/I
    and the damage was
    redirected out of her body.
[20:54] Professor/I
    Wearing something
    that can conduct electricity
[20:58] Professor/I
    like this may save you from lightning,
[21:01] Professor/I
    but when you encounter lightning strikes,
    you should always evacuate to somewhere safe.
SIGN    Safe Places to Evacuate during Lightning Strikes
    
    • Reinforced Concrete Buildings
    • Cars (But Not Convertibles)
    • Inside Buses and Trains
[21:08] Satake
    Seriously...
[21:09] Satake
    Does this thing bring good luck or bad luck?
[21:14] Kito
    I'm glad that you woke up
    before my secretary got here.
[21:18] Kito
    We need to prepare for your return to Japan.
[21:23] Satake
    Kito-san, you have a secretary?
[21:25] Kito
    Yes.
[21:26] Kito
    I hired her recently to take care of
[21:29] Kito
    the miscellaneous tasks
    that come with my travels.
[21:32] Satake
    And what is this person like?
[21:35] Kito
    She used to be a backpacker,
[21:37] Kito
    so she has a lot of experience traveling overseas.
[21:40] Kito
    She's a tough woman.
[21:43] Kito
    Speaking of which...
[21:44] Chie
    Kito-san, please stop being so reckless.
[21:48] Satake
    Eh?
[21:48] Chie
    It's my job to clean up your mess...
[21:53] Chie
    What?
[21:59] Chie
    Hirofumi...
SIGN    Memories Rekindled
     by the Brimstone of Hell
SIGN    Memories Rekindled
     by the Brimstone of Hell
SIGN    Nowhere to Run
    A Burning Hospital
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:32] Satake/Kito
    Yay!
[23:34] ---
    

E10 - Nowhere to Run: A Burning Hospital -Memories Rekindled in the Brimstone of Hell
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[00:08] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:11] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill...
[00:15] Satake/I
    run-of-the-mill...
[00:17] Satake/I
    man who was reunited
    with a person I presumably killed.
[00:22] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[00:25] Satake
    Ch-Chie...
[00:30] Kito
    Negishi-san!
[00:32] Satake
    Ch-Chie!
[00:54] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Memories Rekindled
     by the Brimstone of Hell
SIGN    Nowhere to Run
    A Burning Hospital
[02:08] Satake/I
    This is Chie, right?
[02:10] Satake/I
    But why?
[02:12] Satake/I
    I thought I killed her.
[02:15] Satake/I
    That's why I was executed.
[02:19] Satake/I
    I don't understand.
[02:21] Satake/I
    My head is going to explode.
[02:25] Satake/I
    But I don't care.
[02:28] Satake/I
    Chie is alive.
[02:30] Satake/I
    I'm glad.
[02:32] Satake/I
    So glad...
[02:33] Kito
    I met Negishi-san in Arizona, USA.
[02:38] Satake
    Arizona?
[02:39] Kito
    At Horseshoe Bend,
    near Grand Canyon National Park.
[02:45] Kito/I
    Horseshoe Bend is a scenic spot
    carved by the Colorado river.
[02:51] Kito/I
    The river meanders and creates
    a horseshoe shape, hence its name.
[03:00] (Flashback) Kito
    Wow!
[03:01] (Flashback) Kito
    It looks just like a horseshoe.
[03:04] (Flashback) Kito
    Whoever named this place is highly observant!
[03:08] (Flashback) Kito
    Anyhow,
[03:09] (Flashback) Kito
    I get that it's to preserve the view
    and conserve the natural environment,
[03:12] (Flashback) Kito
    but it's scary without a fence.
[03:15] (Flashback) Kito
    The golden balls of my family jewels
    tighten up when I look down...
[03:19] (Flashback) Kito
    Hm?
[03:28] (Flashback) Kito
    What do you think you're doing?!
[03:30] (Flashback) Chie
    Let me go! Leave me alone!
[03:32] (Flashback) Kito
    You fool!
[03:33] (Flashback) Kito
    How dare you violate this magnificent land
[03:36] (Flashback) Kito
    over the silly sentiment
    of a selfish human being!
[03:39] (Flashback) Chie
    Did you say "silly"?
[03:42] (Flashback) Chie
    Back off!
[03:44] (Flashback) Chie
    Oh...
[03:45] (Flashback) Chie
    I-I'm so sorry!
[03:47] (Flashback) Chie
    What have I done?
[03:51] (Flashback) Kito
    I'm gonna fall!
[03:56] Kito
    She told me she had lost someone important.
[04:03] Satake
    Someone important...
[04:08] Satake
    Kito-san?
[04:10] Kito
    I just remembered that
    I have matters to attend to.
[04:12] Kito
    Excuse me.
[04:17] Kito
    For now, I will leave those two alone.
[04:21] Kito
    More importantly,
[04:23] Kito
    my mission is to eat my fill
    of this country's exotic foods!
SIGN    Exotic Food Hunter
SIGN    Exotic Food Hunter
[04:30] Kito
    Thank you for Venezuela!
[04:36] Rukawa
    This way, please.
[04:39] Yoshie
    Thank you.
[04:43] Yoshie
    I've heard that you mete out punishment
[04:47] Yoshie
    to devils who've escaped the law's judgment.
SIGN    Kambayashi Yoshie
[04:50] Ijuin
    That's correct.
[04:51] Ijuin
    But I'd like to hear your story before deciding
    whether or not I take on your case.
[04:59] Yoshie
    This is the man who killed my son.
[05:04] Ijuin
    Satake Hirofumi...
[05:06] Ijuin
    That's the man who's responsible
    for the Satake incident?
[05:13] Ijuin/I
    The Satake incident.
SIGN    The Satake Incident
[05:15] Injuin/I
    Satake Hirofumi, a man who worked
    for a trading company in Tokyo,
[05:19] Injuin/I
    stabbed his fiancée, Negishi Chie,
[05:22] Injuin/I
    and her friend, Kambayashi Osamu,
    at his house.
[05:27] (Flashback) Satake
    Die!
[05:31] Ijuin/I
    His motive was jealousy, assuming that
[05:34] Ijuin/I
    his fiancée was having an affair
    with Kambayashi.
[05:37] Ijuin/I
    Satake repeatedly stabbed them,
[05:41] Ijuin/I
    doused their bodies in gasoline,
    set them ablaze, and ran.
[05:46] Ijuin/I
    But the police caught him right away,
[05:50] Ijuin/I
    and he was sentenced to death.
[05:55] Ijuin
    As you may know,
    Satake was a death row inmate.
[05:59] Ijuin
    And his sentence was already carried out.
[06:04] Ijuin
    I can imagine your pain, but...
[06:08] Yoshie
    Satake is alive.
[06:12] Yoshie
    That man is still alive.
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SIGN    Death Row Inmate Satake Executed
[06:23] (Flashback) Yoshie
    Osamu, it's done.
[06:26] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Is it okay for us to stay quiet about this?
[06:29] (Flashback) Kadota
    That's not the point.
[06:30] (Flashback) Shimoda
    But we'll be lying to the public.
[06:34] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Satake's still alive.
[06:36] (Flashback) Kadota
    Shimoda! We don't know who's listening!
[06:40] (Flashback) Shimoda
    I-I'm sorry...
[06:44] Yoshie
    Honestly, I wasn't sure I should believe it.
[06:48] Yoshie
    I thought I must have misheard,
    or maybe it was a bad joke.
[06:51] Yoshie
    But...
[06:53] Ijuin
    This article...
[06:55] Yoshie
    Shimoda Tadashi.
[06:57] Yoshie
    He is a former prison guard
    who was in charge of Satake,
[07:00] Yoshie
    and he's the man
    who said Satake wasn't dead.
[07:04] Yoshie
    When I read this article,
    I knew what Shimoda said was true.
[07:11] Yoshie
    I realize that might not
     be convincing on its own.
[07:16] Yoshie
    But my son has been gruesomely murdered!
[07:22] Yoshie
    If his murderer is still alive,
    then he must experience the same...
[07:29] Yoshie
    no, even greater pain
    than my son endured!
[07:33] Yoshie
    I'll accept no less!
[07:37] Yoshie
    Please!
[07:38] Yoshie
    If the person who took my son's life
    escaped from the state's punishment,
[07:43] Yoshie
    then please strike him with
     the hammer of justice!
[07:54] Rukawa
    Kambayashi-san has left.
[07:59] Ijuin
    Rukawa-kun. What do you think?
[08:01] Rukawa
    It's hard to accept that someone can
     actually survive the death penalty.
[08:07] Ijuin
    I feel the same.
[08:08] Ijuin
    But seeing Satake's records,
    I'm starting to think it could be possible.
SIGN    Boards a fishing boat after becoming unable to pay debts. Pneumonia caused from too much nose picking. Nail biting leads to sepsis. Bitten by fire ants. Cracks neck, leading to cerebral apoplexy. Reported for anal sunbathing therapy. Attacked by shark. Impaled in the neck by garfish. Bilharzia infection Marburg disease. Massive burns from tree resin exposure. Severe bike injury. Monkey B virus infection. Hantavirus infection.l Bitten by king cobra. Yellow fever. Brown bear attack. Impaled in head by metal pipe. Lower body crushed by vehicle. Cockroach infestation in brain. Caught in explosion. Escaped execution?
[08:16] Ijuin
    I'm not sure this all can simply be
    brushed aside with, "He's very lucky."
[08:22] Rukawa
    Speaking of which, he was there and badly
    beaten when we tortured that heinous detective.
[08:28] Rukawa
    He didn't look like a bad person to me then.
[08:34] (Flashback) Ijuin
    I don't believe we'll ever meet again.
[08:37] (Flashback) Ijuin
    Unless you lose your way
    and become an abomination, that is.
[08:47] Ijuin
    Does this mean he did lose his way?
[08:51] Rukawa
    What would you like to do about this case?
[08:53] Ijuin
    I don't know what the truth is,
    but the pain of that lady is real.
[08:58] Ijuin
    In that case, all I can do is to act according
    to my principles as the Torture Sommelier.
[09:05] Ijuin
    Let's investigate this further.
[09:08] Ijuin
    We'll decide what to do
    with this case after that.
[09:11] Rukawa
    Understood, Sensei.
[09:15] Ijuin
    Cheating death and
    trampling on a mother's love...
[09:17] Ijuin
    That's what an abomination does.
[09:20] Ijuin
    Try as he may to flee
    to the depths of purgatory...
[09:23] Ijuin
    He won't escape from the eyes
    of the Torture Sommelier.
[09:29] Server
    A Caracas specialty, one capybara steak.
[09:32] Kito
    Wow!
[09:33] Kito
    So this is cooked capybara,
    the largest rodent in the world.
[09:39] Kito
    They really do eat those adorable animals.
[09:44] Kito
    But!
[09:45] Kito
    The best courtesy I can show is to be
    grateful for the life that nourishes me!
[09:51] Kito
    Thank you for the capybara!
[09:57] Kito
    So good!
[09:58] Kito
    It stinks, but it tastes like pork.
[10:01] Kito
    And look at the portion size! It's so filling!
[10:06] Kito
    Yum, yum, yummy!
[10:28] Satake
    Chie!
[10:31] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[10:34] Satake
    Yes, it's me, Chie.
[10:37] Satake
    Do you recognize me?
[10:40] Chie
    It really is you, Hirofumi.
[10:44] Chie
    I feel like I'm dreaming.
[10:45] Satake
    But it's not a dream.
[10:48] Satake
    I'm so happy you're alive.
[10:51] Satake
    I'm so happy...
[10:53] Chie
    Yes.
[10:55] Chie
    Oh, you still have that pendant.
[11:00] Satake
    Oh, sure.
[11:02] Satake
    I couldn't lose it.
    It's my precious lucky charm.
[11:08] Satake
    Wh-What's going on?
[11:14] Carlos
    Let's go.
[11:15] Carlos
    The medicine is this way!
[11:19] Man 1
    Cool!
[11:20] Man 1
    The rumor that this hospital
    has tons of inventory was true!
[11:24] Man 2
    Sell these products,
    and we'll be super rich!
[11:29] Professor/I
    Venezuela suffers from serious
    shortages of medical supplies.
[11:35] Professor/I
    While they have the largest
    crude oil reserves in the world,
SIGN    Venezuela
[11:39] Professor/I
    they have relied on
    income from exporting oil
[11:43] Professor/I
    and neglected other industries.
SIGN    Hyperinflation
[11:46] Professor/I
    This has led to political turmoil and
    economic crises since the 2010s.
SIGN    Shortage of Everyday Commodities
SIGN    Among the Least Safe Countries
SIGN    Rampant Corruption
SIGN    Mass Unemployment
SIGN    Financial Collapse
[11:52] Professor/I
    The problem is especially
    severe in the medical field.
[11:55] Professor/I
    The government owes foreign pharmaceutical
    companies over 500 billion in yen,
SIGN    Over 500 Billion in Yen Owed
[12:03] Professor/I
    so Venezuela is not able to
    purchase any more medicine.
[12:08] Professor/I
    That's why there are medicine
    shortages in this country.
[12:12] Professor/I
    Many patients have lost their lives who
    could have been saved otherwise.
[12:22] Doctor 1
    You! What are you doing?!
[12:24] Doctor 1
    Those are for our patients!
[12:26] Doctor 1
    Give them back!
[12:27] Man 1
    Shut up, you quack!
[12:38] Kito
    Wh-What is going on?!
[12:44] Kito
    M-My goodness!
[12:47] Kito
    Negishi-san! Satake-san!
[12:52] Chie
    Human Crazy University.
[12:52] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:55] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:55] Satake
    Human Crazy University.
[13:00] Doctor 2
    Don't panic!
[13:02] Doctor 2
    Evacuate calmly!
[13:04] Satake
    What is happening?
[13:06] Doctor 2
    Medicine robbery gang.
[13:09] Doctor 2
    They detonated something on the ground floor.
[13:12] Satake
    Detonated?!
[13:14] Doctor 2
    The fire will be here soon.
[13:16] Doctor 2
    Please evacuate quickly!
[13:18] Satake
    Let's run, Chie!
[13:19] Chie
    Y-Yes.
[13:28] Chie
    What's wrong?
[13:31] Carlos
    Help... me...
[13:35] Satake
    I'm sorry, but please go on without me.
[13:38] Chie
    Hirofumi!
[13:42] Carlos
    Someone...
[13:43] Satake
    Hey! Are you all right?
[13:45] Satake
    Are you hurt?
[13:49] Satake
    You're one of the thieves.
[13:55] Satake
    Here we go.
[13:57] Satake
    Let's get out of here.
[14:00] Satake
    So heavy...
[14:03] Satake
    Chie! Why didn't you run away?
[14:06] Chie
    That's my line.
[14:08] Chie
    Let's hurry.
[14:10] Satake
    Okay.
[14:18] Satake
    You've got to be kidding me!
[14:21] Chie
    Don't inhale the smoke!
[14:24] Satake
    O-Okay...
[14:26] Satake/I
    But what do we do now?
[14:30] Professor/I
    The leading cause
    of death in fire is not burns,
[14:34] Professor/I
    but carbon monoxide poisoning.
[14:37] Professor/I
    Once carbon monoxide gets into your body,
[14:40] Professor/I
    it reduces your supply
    of life-sustaining oxygen,
[14:44] Professor/I
    and causes severe damage
    to your brain and other organs.
[14:49] Professor/I
    Early symptoms are headache,
    nausea, and blurred vision.
SIGN    Headache
SIGN    Nausea
SIGN    Blurred Vision
[14:55] Professor/I
    When it gets worse,
[14:56] Professor/I
    it can cause convulsions
    and loss of consciousness,
[15:00] Professor/I
    and may eventually lead to death.
[15:03] Professor/I
    Since carbon monoxide
    is odorless and colorless,
[15:07] Professor/I
    you can get poisoned
    without being aware of it.
[15:10] Professor/I
    That's why it's crucial to lower your head
[15:14] Professor/I
    and leave the area, so as
    not to breathe in the smoke.
[15:20] Kito
    Negishi-san!
[15:22] Kito
    Satake-san!
[15:23] Kito
    Have they not evacuated yet?
[15:25] Kito
    Where are they?
[15:27] Kito
    Damn it!
SIGN    Negishi Chie
[15:30] Kito
    Negishi-san!
[15:32] Kito
    Are you all right?
[15:33] Kito
    Where are you right now?
[15:35] Chie
    Inside the hospital.
[15:36] Chie
    Inside the hospital.
[15:37] Chie
    The exit is blocked off.
SIGN    Kito-san
[15:39] Kito/I
    Oh no...
[15:41] Satake
    Chie!
[15:44] Satake
    Kito-san!
[15:45] Satake
    We are heading toward the roof.
[15:47] Satake
    Please tell the fire department
    to extend the ladder
[15:49] Satake
    to the roof!
[15:51] Kito
    The roof? Understood.
[15:54] Kito
    Please be careful.
[15:58] Chie
    We're going to the roof?
[16:00] Satake
    Every floor is filled with fire and smoke.
[16:04] Satake
    We have to take the stairs.
[16:06] Satake
    Let's go.
[16:07] Chie
    O-Okay.
[16:09] Carlos
    Leave me.
[16:10] Satake
    What did you say?
[16:12] Carlos
    I will only slow you down.
[16:15] Carlos
    Leave the dead weight and go.
[16:19] Satake
    Don't give me that!
[16:21] Satake
    All of this is your fault to begin with.
[16:24] Satake
    I won't let you die a selfish death.
[16:28] Satake
    I'm tired of watching people die!
[16:34] Satake
    Come on, stand up.
[16:37] Firefighter
    Ladder to the roof?
[16:40] Kito
    Yes. They should be there soon.
[16:44] Fire Fighter
    In this fire?
[16:45] Fire Fighter
    I'm not sure if they can make it.
[16:47] Kito
    Please, I'm begging you!
[16:49] Kito
    Get a ladder to them!
[16:57] Satake/I
    I'm getting dizzy.
[17:00] Satake/I
    Damn it...
[17:02] Chie
    Hirofumi, hang in there.
[17:05] Satake
    Chie...
[17:07] Satake/I
    That's right. I can't die here.
[17:12] Satake/I
    Until I find out what
    happened between me and Chie,
[17:15] Satake/I
    I will not die, no matter what!
[17:22] Satake
    Is there... Is there a ladder?
[17:26] Chie
    Hirofumi, over there!
[17:28] Fire Fighter
    Over here!
[17:29] Fire Fighter
    You did great!
[17:30] Fire Fighter
    Hurry!
[17:32] Satake
    Please take him first!
[17:34] Satake
    He's injured.
[17:39] Fire Fighter
    You two join us now!
[17:41] Satake
    Yes.
[17:42] Satake
    Chie, you go first—
[17:47] Kito
    What, what happened?!
[17:49] Fire Fighter
    It's no good!
[17:50] Fire Fighter
    We can't get any closer!
[17:54] Satake
    No... No way...
[17:59] Satake
    Is this the end?
[18:01] Chie
    Hirofumi...
[18:03] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[18:05] Satake
    It's my fault for wasting time.
[18:08] Chie
    I don't mind.
[18:09] Satake
    Eh?
[18:10] Chie
    I was happy.
[18:12] Chie
    You haven't changed a bit.
[18:15] Chie
    You can't just leave someone behind
    if they're hurt, even if they're a robber.
[18:20] Chie
    It's because that's who you are that I...
[18:24] Satake
    Chie...
[18:26] Chie
    Hm?
[18:28] Chie
    Is that...?
[18:29] Satake
    The robber's hand grenade?
[18:35] Satake
    Hey, that's dangerous!
[18:38] Chie
    Hirofumi, do you trust me?
[18:43] Satake
    What are you trying to—
[18:48] Satake
    Yes.
[18:49] Satake
    I have complete faith in you, always.
[18:56] Satake
    Ch-Chie?!
[18:59] Chie
    Duck!
[19:06] Satake
    The fire disappeared!
[19:08] Chie
    The fire will return soon enough.
[19:09] Chie
    Run!
[19:12] Professor/I
    There is a method of firefighting
    that uses explosive blasts.
SIGN    Firefighting With Explosives
[19:19] Professor/I
    Since an blast will instantly extinguish
    fires over a broad area,
[19:25] Professor/I
    explosives are used to deal with large areas
    on fire, such as forests or oil fields.
[19:33] Satake
    But run where?
[19:36] Chie
    Let's jump, Hirofumi!
[19:38] Satake
    J-Jump?!
[19:39] Satake
    But this is the roof
    of a five-story building--
[19:45] Satake/I
    This has happened before...
[19:53] Satake/I
    Now I remember...
[19:56] Satake/I
    I remember everything!
[20:04] Satake
    You're insane.
[20:08] Chie
    Who do you think I'm engaged to?
[20:19] Chie
    Hirofumi, I've missed you so much!
[20:22] Chie
    I love you!
[20:24] Satake
    Me too, Chie.
[20:26] Satake
    I love you.
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[20:36] Shimoda
    So you're going?
[20:37] Professor
    Yes.
[20:38] Professor
    Now I have all the information I need.
[20:42] Shimoda
    It might not be my place to say this,
    but please take care of Satake.
[20:47] Professor
    Yes, you can count on me.
[20:59] Ijuin
    Please do not move.
[21:02] Ijuin
    Pardon my manners,
    but I must ask you some questions.
[21:06] Professor/I
    He didn't make any noise whatsoever.
[21:09] Professor
    H-How can I help you?
[21:12] Ijuin
    You visited Shimoda Tadashi, who is
[21:16] Ijuin
    incarcerated for hijacking
    the airplane, correct?
[21:20] Professor
    Yes.
[21:22] Ijuin
    I have received information which indicates
     that Satake Hirofumi might be alive.
[21:29] Ijuin
    Do you know anything about...
[21:37] Ijuin
    What's the matter?
[21:39] Professor
    I'm happy.
[21:41] Professor
    I didn't expect you
    to pay me a visit, Ijuin-san.
[21:47] Ijuin
    How do you know my name?
[21:50] Professor
    I'm on my way to go see Satake-san.
[21:56] Professor
    Would you like to join me?
SIGN    The Reunion of Tragedy
SIGN    The Day a Death Row
     Inmate Was Born
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:32] Chie
    Hirofumi...
[23:33] Satake
    Chie!
[23:35] Chie
    Hirofumi...
[23:36] Satake
    Chie!
[23:37] Chie
    Hirofumi!
[23:38] Satake
    Chie!

E11 - The Reunion of Tragedy
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[00:05] Professor/I
    My name is Tan—
SIGN    Tan
[00:07] Professor/I
    Oops! Right now, just call me "Professor."
SIGN    Professor
[00:10] Professor/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill,
    human craziness researcher.
[00:18] Professor
    Hello? Oh.
[00:21] Professor/I
    Thank you for your call, Ijuin-san.
[00:25] Ijuin
    Not that I doubt your words, but I'd like to
    do some more investigating before I go to see him.
[00:32] Ijuin
    Take care.
[00:40] Professor/I
    All right, then.
[00:42] Professor/I
    I'm coming, Satake-san.
[01:08] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    The Day a Death Row Inmate Was Born
SIGN    The Reunion of Tragedy
[02:22] Kito
    That should do it.
[02:23] Chie
    Thank you very much.
[02:25] Satake
    Thank you.
[02:26] Satake
    You've been so helpful.
[02:27] Kito
    No problem.
[02:29] Kito
    Exotic food and hidden land hunting are
     dangerous, so this is a piece of cake.
[02:34] Kito
    But I must say, you two are rather reckless.
[02:39] Kito
    I can't believe you jumped
    from one building to another.
[02:44] Chie
    We've done something similar before.
[02:47] Chie
    Right, Hirofumi?
[02:50] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[02:52] Kito
    Satake-san, is it your memory?
[02:57] Satake
    Kito-san, Chie.
[03:00] Satake
    I remember everything now.
[03:03] Satake
    Why I received a death sentence.
[03:06] Satake
    Why people think I killed Chie.
[03:09] Satake
    He set everything up to frame me.
[03:15] Satake
    So I...
[03:19] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm off!
[03:22] (Flashback) Chie
    Hirofumi!
[03:23] (Flashback) Chie
    You forgot your lunch.
[03:26] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie, thanks.
[03:28] (Flashback) Satake
    You have a high school
    reunion tonight, right?
[03:31] (Flashback) Chie
    Yes.
[03:32] (Flashback) Chie
    I'll try not to stay out too late.
[03:34] (Flashback) Satake
    Don't worry about that and have fun.
[03:37] (Flashback) Satake
    But no cheating on me, please!
[03:40] (Flashback) Chie
    What do you take me for?
[03:42] (Flashback) Chie
    Silly you.
[03:43] (Flashback) Chie
    Good luck with your work.
[03:45] (Flashback) Satake
    Thanks.
[03:46] (Flashback) Satake
    Bye!
SIGN    Takachinari
    High
    School
    Reunion
[03:54] (Flashback) Nanae
    Seriously?!
[03:55] (Flashback) Nanae
    This is your fiancé?
[03:58] (Flashback) Nanae
    He's kind of dull looking.
[04:00] (Flashback) Nanae
    Like he's always low on the totem pole.
[04:04] (Flashback) Chie
    Well, I can't say you're wrong,
    but he's a really nice guy.
[04:09] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie, you should try and find a better guy.
[04:13] (Flashback) Nanae
    Like... Kambayashi-kun.
SIGN    Kambayashi Osamu
[04:18] Nanae
    I hear the company he started
    is going public on the stock market.
[04:21] (Flashback) Chie
    Wow, that's amazing.
[04:24] (Flashback) Nanae
    Why don't you give him a try?
[04:25] (Flashback) Nanae
    Hey, Kambayashi-kun!
[04:27] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie wants to talk to you!
[04:29] (Flashback) Chie
    O-Oh, come on, Nanae!
[04:32] (Flashback) Chie
    I didn't...
[04:33] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Negishi? Are you Negishi Chie?
[04:36] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    It's been a while.
[04:38] (Flashback) Chie
    Y-Yes, indeed.
[04:39] (Flashback) Chie
    It's been awhile.
[04:42] Godai
    This is supposedly the last
    footage of Negishi Chie and
[04:46] Godai
    Kambayashi Osamu, who were
    the victims of the Satake incident.
[04:50] Ijuin
    Don't the police have it already?
[04:54] Godai
    A part of it seems to
    have been erased by someone.
[04:58] Godai
    This is, most certainly, their last moments.
[05:03] Ijuin
    And restoring this was a piece of cake for you?
[05:07] Ijuin
    Impressive, as always.
[05:10] Chie
    Thanks.
[05:12] (Flashback) Chie
    I drank too much because
    I got excited about the reunion.
[05:16] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Me too.
[05:18] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    I saw that my first love was
    as beautiful as I remembered.
[05:22] (Flashback) Chie
    Eh?
[05:24] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Negishi, the truth is, I...
[05:28] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie, go get him!
[05:32] (Flashback) Nanae
    Huh?
[05:39] (Flashback) Chie
    I'm flattered, but I'm also sorry.
[05:42] (Flashback) Chie
    My heart belongs to someone else.
[05:46] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    I see. That's too bad.
[05:49] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    What is he like?
[05:50] (Flashback) Chie
    He's—
[05:51] (Flashback) Jack
    That's me!
[05:57] (Flashback) Chie
    K-Kambayashi-kun!
[06:02] (Flashback) Chie
    Y-You...
[06:04] (Flashback) Jack
    I missed you... honey.
[06:09] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm home.
[06:12] (Flashback) Satake
    You got home early.
[06:14] (Flashback) Satake
    How was the reunion?
[06:16] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm? She's not back yet?
[06:20] (Flashback) Satake
    Ouch...
[06:25] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-What?!
[06:30] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie!
[06:31] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey, wake up!
[06:33] (Flashback) Satake
    Th-This isn't—
[06:35] (Flashback) Jack
    Welcome back, Satake-kun.
[06:37] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-Who are you?!
[06:39] (Flashback) Jack
    You don't remember me?
[06:41] (Flashback) Jack
    That's not cool.
[06:43] (Flashback) Jack
    We lost our magnums together, remember?
[06:49] (Flashback) Satake
    You're Chie's stalker!
[06:51] (Flashback) Jack
    That's not very nice.
[06:53] (Flashback) Jack
    My feelings for Chie are nothing but pure.
[06:57] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-What do you want?!
[06:59] (Flashback) Jack
    What do I want?
[07:06] (Flashback) Jack
    Revenge, of course!
[07:09] (Flashback) Satake
    You came to k-kill me?
[07:13] (Flashback) Jack
    And you think simply
    killing you would satisfy me?
[07:16] (Flashback) Jack
    I'll give you a taste
    of the worst possible despair.
[07:21] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie!
[07:22] (Flashback) Satake
    What did you do to her?
[07:27] (Flashback) Jack
    Don't worry, she's safe... for now.
[07:31] (Flashback) Jack
    But what will happen to her is up to you.
[07:35] (Flashback) Satake
    What do you mean?
[07:38] Ijuin
    This guy...
[07:40] Godai
    Jack Spacey.
SIGN    Jack Spacey
SIGN    Son of the boss of an international
     crime syndicate
SIGN    • Psychopathic Killer
SIGN    • Sadist
SIGN    • Stalker
[07:42] Godai
    He's the son of the boss
    of an international crime syndicate.
[07:45] Godai
    An extreme sadist,
[07:47] Godai
    he's a bona fide scumbag who has
    done all sorts of abominable, evil deeds.
[07:54] (Flashback) Satake
    What are you doing?
[07:56] (Flashback) Jack
    Here's the plot.
[07:58] (Flashback) Jack
    Satake Hirofumi is a heinous murderer
    who suspected his lover's infidelity,
[08:02] (Flashback) Jack
    stabbed an innocent man and woman to death,
    then lit their bodies on fire.
[08:08] (Flashback) Jack
    This woman is a body double for Chie,
    and this guy is the adulterous lover.
[08:13] (Flashback) Jack
    All of that should earn you the
    death penalty even in Japan, right?
[08:17] (Flashback) Jack
    Now that you're a murderer,
    you'll be cursed,
[08:21] (Flashback) Jack
    despised, and hated by everyone.
[08:24] (Flashback) Jack
    You'll die like the pathetic piece of shit you are!
[08:28] (Flashback) Jack
    Isn't this the best revenge ever?
[08:33] (Flashback) Satake
    There's no way I'd do anything like that!
[08:36] (Flashback) Jack
    Oh, aren't you intimidating.
[08:38] (Flashback) Jack
    But you should think
    hard before you speak.
[08:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Stop it!
[08:43] (Flashback) Satake
    Stay away from Chie!
[08:46] (Flashback) Jack
    I love that reaction, Satake.
[08:49] (Flashback) Jack
    I know. I'll let you choose.
[08:53] (Flashback) Jack
    I'm a generous guy.
[08:57] (Flashback) Jack
    What do you want to do?
[08:58] (Flashback) Jack
    Take this knife, and your life
    as the murderer Satake Hirofumi starts.
[09:04] (Flashback) Jack
    Or your life will be over, I guess.
[09:11] (Flashback) Jack
    Of course you won't take it.
[09:13] (Flashback) Jack
    Anyone would choose their own life
    over anyone else's.
[09:23] (Flashback) Jack
    But you don't have a lot of time.
[09:27] (Flashback) Jack
    I need you to decide now.
[09:31] (Flashback) Jack
    Satake-kun?
[09:38] (Flashback) Onlooker 1
    Fire!
[09:40] (Flashback) Onlooker 2
    Call the fire department!
[09:43] (Flashback) Onlooker 3
    Hey, that guy is holding a knife!
[09:47] (Flashback) Onlooker 2
    C-Call the police!
[09:48] (Flashback) Onlooker 1
    Run!
[10:01] Godai
    Are you going, sir?
[10:03] Ijuin
    I found someone who should be punished.
[10:06] Ijuin
    Rukawa-kun...
[10:07] Ijuin
    Let Kambayashi-san know
    that I'm taking her case.
[10:10] Rukawa
    Yes, understood.
[10:13] Ijuin
    And tell her that I will show that
    abomination what true hell looks like.
[10:23] Rukawa
    Y-Yes...
[10:25] Ijuin/I
    Laying hands on the
    innocent for his pleasure,
[10:30] Ijuin/I
    not to mention framing
    someone else for it...
[10:33] Ijuin/I
    It is outrageous.
[10:36] Ijuin/I
    As I see it, he has no right to live.
[10:40] Ijuin/I
    I, the Torture Sommelier, shall crush his
    rotten body with the hammer of judgment!
[10:50] Kito
    There's... no way.
[10:52] Chie
    Hirofumi, I'm sorry.
[10:55] Chie
    I was helpless.
[10:59] Chie
    You had to go through so much.
[11:01] Satake
    You don't need to apologize.
[11:04] Satake
    I'm alive... and so are you.
[11:08] Satake
    And that means we can
    do something about this.
[11:10] Chie
    Eh?
[11:12] Satake
    You being alive proves that I'm innocent.
[11:17] Satake
    With our testimonies,
    we can expose Jack's evil deeds.
[11:22] Satake
    Will you help me, Chie?
[11:26] Chie
    Of course!
[11:27] Kito
    I'll help too.
[11:30] Satake
    Kito-san, I appreciate the sentiment,
    but this is dangerous.
[11:34] Kito
    Satake-san...
[11:35] Kito
    What I revere is life itself.
[11:39] Kito
    Because we have life, we can appreciate
    hidden lands and exotic foods.
SIGN    Hidden Lands
SIGN    Exotic Food
[11:44] Kito
    I can't forgive those
    who trample on those lives!
[11:49] Satake
    Thank you.
[11:50] Kito
    It's settled, then.
[11:51] Kito
    First, let's go through the process
    for you to return to Japan!
[11:57] Ijuin
    Human Crazy University.
[11:57] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:00] Professor
    Human Crazy University.
[12:00] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:17] Majeed
    You... You are...
[12:20] Jack
    Hey there.
[12:21] Jack
    How are your injuries?
[12:23] Majeed
    Y-You came to visit me?
[12:25] Majeed
    I'm not hurt too bad.
[12:27] Majeed
    I should recover soon—
[12:27] Jack
    That's good to hear!
[12:29] Jack
    Because if you die, I can't kill you.
[12:32] Majeed
    Huh?
[12:33] Jack
    You wanna tell me what this is all about?
[12:37] Majeed
    L-Listen!
[12:38] Majeed
    I'm sorry that I didn't report
    that he was still alive—
[12:52] Jack
    Satake-kun!
[12:58] Andre
    Hey, manager.
[12:59] Andre
    We'll take these.
[13:01] Andre
    Put them on Boss Kito's tab, will you?
[13:04] Store Owner
    I'm utterly speechless.
[13:06] Store Owner
    Why do you keep coming here?
[13:09] Miguel
    Why? We're practically regulars!
[13:13] Andre
    Room service is awesome,
    but it's too fancy for us.
[13:17] Miguel
    The food here suits our palates better.
[13:21] Store Owner
    Hello, police?
[13:23] Andre
    Don't call the police, man!
[13:25] Miguel
    Speaking of the police,
[13:27] Miguel
    we first met our bro, Satake,
    because we robbed this place.
[13:31] Andre
    I wonder what he's doing right now.
[13:35] Miguel
    I bet he's having a brush with death again.
[13:37] Andre
    No doubt.
[13:40] Professor
    Excuse me.
[13:42] Professor
    This "Satake" you mentioned...
    Did you mean Satake Hirofumi?
[13:48] Andre
    Who the hell are you?
[13:55] Kito
    Did you sleep well?
[13:57] Satake
    Yes, I haven't slept this well in a while.
[14:02] Chie
    Same here.
[14:03] Kito
    That's good.
[14:04] Kito
    Now, let's have breakfast
    before the last battle.
[14:07] Kito
    It's all-you-can-eat!
[14:10] Kito
    Thank you for the buffet!
[14:12] Satake
    He's full of energy.
[14:14] Satake
    He's been so good to me.
[14:17] Chie
    Me too.
[14:18] Chie
    I'd like to pay him back sometime.
[14:18] Kito
    I'll take this! And that! And this!
[14:22] Satake
    I heard you met Kito-san in Arizona.
[14:25] Satake
    You must have gone through a lot after that.
[14:28] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[14:29] Chie
    Please.
[14:31] Chie
    You had it way worse.
[14:33] Chie
    And I managed to escape from Jack.
[14:38] Satake
    You did?
[14:39] Satake
    You're amazing.
[14:40] Chie
    Not at all.
[14:41] Chie
    It was sheer luck.
[14:42] Chie
    Maybe someone's weird luck rubbed off on me.
[14:46] Chie
    But by the time I ran away from Jack,
[14:49] Chie
    your death sentence had
    already been carried out.
[14:56] Satake
    While I was in the detention center,
    I was thinking about you.
[15:01] Satake
    There was no way he was
    going to keep that promise.
[15:05] Satake
    So I had to tell someone
    that you were alive.
[15:10] Satake
    But...
SIGN    D
    E
    T
    E
    N
    T
    I
    O
    N
     
    C
    E
    N
    T
    E
    R
[15:12] (Flashback) Satake
    Sh-Shimoda-san!
[15:14] (Flashback) Satake
    There's something I must tell you.
[15:15] (Flashback) Shimoda
    What is it, Satake?
[15:17] (Flashback) Satake
    Actually, I—
[15:22] Satake/I
    That guy!
[15:30] (Flashback) Satake
    I really liked the novel you
    recommended the other day.
[15:34] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Right?!
[15:35] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Tell me what you thought
    next time I see you.
[15:41] (Flashback) Henchman 1
    Don't say anything stupid.
[15:42] (Flashback) Henchman 1
    Understand?
[15:50] Satake
    Jack is more powerful than we imagined.
[15:57] Chie
    It'll be all right.
[15:59] Chie
    We have each other now.
[16:02] Satake
    Chie...
[16:03] Kito
    If you don't eat quick, you two, it'll be gone!
[16:14] Chie
    You can't fight on an empty stomach.
[16:17] Chie
    Wait here while I go get some for us.
[16:19] Chie
    Um... Thank you for the breakfast?
[16:23] Chie
    Kidding!
[16:27] Satake
    You're a dream come true for me.
[16:32] Chie
    Wow, look at all these desserts!
[16:36] Chie
    But should I be eating these for breakfast?
[16:40] Chie
    Cream puffs!
[16:42] Chie
    I love these.
[16:46] Jack
    They look tasty.
[16:49] Jack
    Can you get me some too?
[16:54] Jack
    Hi, Chie.
[16:56] Jack
    It's been a while.
[17:03] Jack
    Now, now, Chie, you shouldn't waste food.
[17:08] Jack
    You love cream puffs, don't you?
[17:14] Chie
    Hirofumi...
[17:20] Satake
    Chie! Chie! Where are you?
[17:23] Kito
    Satake-san!
[17:24] Satake
    Kito-san! Did you find her?
[17:27] Kito
    No.
[17:27] Kito
    I asked the hotel employees too.
[17:30] Kito
    But she wouldn't go outside
    without telling us.
[17:35] Kito
    Where did she go?
[17:37] Satake
    Chie...
SIGN    Negishi Chie
     Video Call
     Incoming
[17:40] Kito
    It's Negishi-san!
[17:42] Kito
    A video call?
[17:46] Satake
    What's this?
[17:49] Satake
    Chie!
[17:50] Jack
    Hey, Undead Man.
[17:52] Satake
    This voice...
[17:54] Jack
    I missed you.
[17:56] Satake
    Jack?!
[17:57] Satake
    You're kidding me.
[17:58] Jack
    Oh, I'm not kidding.
[18:01] Jack
    But that's my line.
[18:04] Jack
    You're kidding me.
[18:06] Jack
    Why won't you die?
[18:09] Jack
    You survived a death sentence,
[18:10] Jack
    falling out of an airplane,
    a mafia execution...
[18:15] Jack
    I admire your tenacity.
[18:17] Satake
    What is your problem?!
[18:19] Satake
    If you want to kill me,
    why don't you do it yourself?
[18:22] Satake/I
    Chie has nothing to do with this!
[18:24] Jack
    You silly.
[18:26] Jack
    That wouldn't be fun at all.
[18:29] Jack
    I told you.
[18:30] Jack
    I admire you.
[18:33] Jack
    First, I tried to get my revenge by
    using an evil detective to kill you.
[18:39] Satake
    That guy...
[18:40] Jack
    But somehow you survived.
[18:44] Jack
    And when I heard that stupid
    Majeed failed to kill you,
[18:48] Jack
    I felt not just anger
    but also joy!
[18:52] Jack
    You didn't die!
[18:54] Jack
    That's Satake Hirofumi for you!
[18:57] Jack
    My Satake Hirofumi!
[18:59] Jack**
    At some point, my interest had
    shifted from Chie to you.
[19:04] Jack
    Maybe this is another
    form of love, you know?
[19:09] Jack
    I just love seeing the desperate
    struggle of people on the verge of death.
[19:15] Jack
    Hey, Undead Man.
[19:16] Jack
    Suffer more!
[19:18] Jack
    Entertain me more!
[19:20] Jack
    More, more, more, more!
[19:27] Kito
    This guy is absolutely crazy.
[19:29] Jack
    Let's play a game.
[19:31] Jack
    Find Chie, who's been hidden somewhere
    in this town, by sundown.
[19:36] Jack
    If you can find her, you win.
[19:39] Jack
    If you can't, then...
[19:41] Jack
    I don't need to tell you what happens.
[19:43] Satake
    Stop!
[19:45] Jack
    I wish you the best of luck.
SIGN    Call Ended
[19:47] Satake
    Dammit!
[19:48] Kito
    We don't have much time left.
[19:50] Kito
    Let's find Negishi-san quickly.
[19:52] Satake
    But how?!
[19:54] Kito
    Take a breath.
[19:55] Kito
    That video call was from somewhere high up.
[19:59] Kito
    A skyscraper...
SIGN    Skyscraper
[20:01] Kito
    In Caracas...
SIGN    Caracas
[20:03] Kito
    Ah, yes, the Tower of David!
[20:05] Satake
    What's that?
[20:08] Kito
    It's called the highest slum in the world.
[20:11] Professor/I
    The Tower of David:
[20:13] Professor/I
    the official name is Centro
    Financiero Confinanzas.
SIGN    Centro
     Financiero
     Confinanzas
SIGN    Venezuela
[20:18] Professor/I
    It's a skyscraper located in Caracas,
    the capital of Venezuela,
SIGN    Caracas
SIGN    Caracas
[20:22] Professor/I
    and it's 190 meters tall.
[20:25] Professor/I
    But because of the economic crisis in 1994
SIGN    AD
SIGN    Economic Crisis
[20:30] Professor/I
    and the following bank failure,
    its construction came to a halt.
SIGN    Bank Failure
SIGN    Bank Failure
SIGN    Halted
[20:34] Professor/I
    It was abandoned before it was completed,
    and squatters started to live there,
[20:39] Professor/I
    turning the building into a slum.
[20:41] Professor/I
    At one point, 700 families and a
    total of 2,500 people lived there.
[20:46] Professor/I
    To improve living conditions,
[20:49] Professor/I
    they made water
    available up to the 22nd floor,
SIGN    Water
[20:52] Professor/I
    and they operated
    facilities like barber shops,
SIGN    Barber Shops
SIGN    Cafeterias
SIGN    Fitness Clubs
[20:55] Professor/I
    cafeterias, and fitness
    clubs inside the building.
[21:04] Kito
    There it is.
[21:07] Satake
    So that's it.
[21:07] Kito
    Let's hurry.
[21:08] Kito
    Hang on tight!
[21:11] Satake
    Huh?!
[21:13] Kito
    That truck crashed into us on purpose!
[21:25] Satake
    What's happening?
[21:31] Kito
    Satake-san!
[21:33] Kito
    Let's run to the alley over there!
[21:35] Satake
    Okay!
[21:37] Satake
    What was up with that truck?
[21:40] Satake
    We could have been killed.
[21:42] Kito
    S-Satake-san, take a look at that poster.
[21:48] Satake
    What on earth...
[21:50] Resident 1
    He went over there!
[21:52] Resident 2
    Kill that guy, and I'll be rich!
[21:56] Satake
    So this is what Jack meant by "a game."
SIGN    Former Death Row Inmate
    Satake Hirofumi
SIGN    An Ordinary,
     Run-of-the-Mill Guy
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Next Episode

E12 - An Ordinary, Run-of-the-Mill Guy: Former Death Row Inmate, Satake Hirofumi
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[00:01] Chaser 1
    Where is he?
[00:03] Chaser 2
    Find him!
[00:04] Chaser 2
    They won't get away from us!
[00:07] Satake/I
    My name is Satake Hirofumi.
SIGN    Satake Hirofumi
[00:09] Satake/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill guy who's
    facing the biggest danger of his life!
[00:16] Kito
    What is being ordinary, do you think?
[00:19] Satake
    Huh?
[00:20] Kito
    No, now is not the time
    to be distracting ourselves.
[00:23] Kito
    We must hurry.
[00:25] Satake
    Y-Yes.
[00:27] Satake
    We have to go rescue Chie.
[00:30] Satake
    Kito-san?
[00:31] Kito
    It seems that I don't have 
    a bounty on my head.
[00:35] Satake
    Huh? Whoa!
[00:39] Kito
    Satake went that way!
[00:41] Chaser 2
    What?!
[00:42] Chaser 1
    Are you sure?
[00:43] Kito
    Let's go!
[00:43] Kito
    Follow me!
[00:47] Chasers
    That way!
[00:53] Satake
    Kito-san...
[00:55] Kito/I
    Satake-san, best of luck to you.
[00:57] Chaser 3
    Hold on.
[00:59] Kito
    Eh?
[01:00] Chaser 3
    You're the Japanese guy who
    was with Satake earlier.
[01:03] Chaser 3
    I saw you.
[01:05] Kito
    Well, I...
[01:08] Chaser 2
    What's going on here?
[01:10] Chaser 1
    Did you lie to us?!
[01:12] Kito/I
    Oh no...
[01:14] Kito/I
    Is this the end for me?
[01:38] ---
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    An Ordinary,
     Run-of-the-Mill Guy
SIGN    Former Death Row Inmate
    Satake Hirofumi
[02:51] Satake
    Anyhow, I must get over there...
[02:54] Chaser 4
    There he is!
[02:56] Satake
    What?!
[02:56] Satake
    They found me already?!
[03:00] Chaser 4
    Hold it right there, bounty!
[03:03] Satake
    They'll eventually catch up to me.
[03:05] Andre
    Bro!
[03:06] Satake
    Huh?
[03:08] Satake
    Andre? Miguel?!
[03:10] Andre
    Get in!
[03:15] Chaser 4
    Shit!
[03:18] Andre
    You haven't changed at all.
[03:19] Miguel
    We knew you'd be cheating death again.
[03:23] Satake
    Y-You two... But why?
[03:25] Andre
    That guy brought us here.
[03:28] Satake
    That guy?
[03:29] Professor
    Hello.
[03:30] Professor
    It's been a while, Satake-san.
[03:32] Professor
    I knew you'd be alive.
[03:35] Satake
    P-Professor?!
[03:37] Professor
    That's my research sample for you.
[03:40] Professor
    May I please dissect your brain sometime?
[03:42] Satake
    Absolutely not!
[03:43] Satake
    But your timing is good.
[03:46] Satake
    Please take me to the Tower of David!
[03:48] Professor
    Are you sure?
[03:49] Professor
    The guys chasing after you seem
    to be coming from that direction.
[03:54] Satake
    Please!
[03:57] Professor
    Seems like you've gotten
    involved in something exciting.
[04:01] Professor
    Let's go.
[04:03] Satake
    Thank you... whoa!
[04:06] Andre
    Bro!
[04:07] Satake
    H-Hey!
[04:08] Miguel
    Let go, idiot!
[04:10] Chaser 5
    No, you let go, idiot!
[04:12] Andre
    Who's calling me idiot? You let go! Idiot!
[04:14] Satake
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[04:16] Satake
    I'm gonna split in two!
[04:20] Miguel
    O-Oh, m-man!
[04:22] Andre
    Bro!
[04:25] Satake
    You guys!
[04:27] Chaser 5
    Stay quiet!
[04:30] Chaser 6
    All right! Now I'm rich!
[04:32] Chaser 7
    Nice work!
[04:35] Chaser 6
    O-Oh shit! Eyes on the road!
[04:36] Chaser 7
    Huh?
[04:48] Satake
    Ouch...
[04:53] Satake
    Hm?
[04:55] Satake
    Am I here?
[04:59] Chaser 5
    The truck's totaled!
[05:01] Chaser 5
    Where did he go?
[05:03] Satake
    Crap!
[05:13] Chaser 1
    Don't mess with us!
[05:15] Chaser 2
    I'll force Satake's whereabouts out of you!
[05:20] Kito
    Let's see if you can talk to me
    that way after you've learned who I am.
[05:25] Chaser 3
    Huh?
[05:26] Chaser 3
    Who the heck are you?
[05:27] Kito
    A seeker of food and
    mysteries throughout the world...
[05:32] Kito
    I am the exotic food and
    hidden land hunter, Kito Joji!
SIGN    Kito Joji
SIGN    Kito Joji
[05:39] Chaser 1;2;3
    Who cares?!
[05:42] Andre
    Hey, mister!
[05:43] Andre
    Bro got caught!
[05:44] Andre
    Turn back!
[05:45] Professor
    That's not possible.
[05:46] Professor
    We're being chased.
[05:49] Miguel
    Hey, check that out!
[05:50] Chaser 1
    Hold up, Japanese!
[05:52] Chaser 2
    Where did you hide Satake?!
[05:55] Kito
    I will not get caught!
[05:57] Kito
    Run, my body!
[05:59] Kito
    At light speed!
[06:05] Satake/I
    The video call came
    from high up in the building.
[06:10] Satake/I
    That must be where Chie is.
[06:13] Satake/I
    I need to get higher.
[06:17] Satake/I
    Oh no, they're here...
[06:21] Jack
    I love it.
[06:23] Jack
    Run, run!
[06:25] Chie
    Hirofumi!
[06:28] Jack
    As expected from Satake-kun.
[06:30] Jack
    He scurries quick, like a roach.
[06:33] Jack
    It's plenty entertaining as it is,
    but it could use a little more oomph.
[06:39] Jack
    Why don't we introduce a new player?
[06:46] Chaser 10
    He's apparently going up!
[06:49] Chaser 9
    Then let's head this way!
[06:50] Satake
    Oh no, they caught up with me!
[06:52] Satake
    I have to hide...
[06:56] Chaser 8
    I don't see him.
[06:57] Chaser 9
    Look harder!
[07:00] Satake/I
    Please, walk past me!
[07:02] Chaser 10
    Should we look in another room?
[07:04] Chaser 9
    Sure.
[07:06] Satake/I
    Th-that was close.
[07:08] Jose
    Hey, y'all!
[07:10] Jose
    I'm gonna have to ask you
    to follow my orders from now on.
[07:18] Chaser 9
    Huh? What do you want?
[07:20] Chaser 9
    You trying to hog the bounty for yourself?
[07:22] Chaser 9
    Then you're—
[07:28] Chaser 8; 10
    Holy shit!
[07:31] Satake/I
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What did he just do?!
[07:34] Jose
    Maybe you didn't hear me.
[07:36] Jose
    If you have a death wish, I'll oblige you.
[07:40] Chaser 8
    Are y-you...
[07:41] Chaser 8
    Jose Claudio of the Claudio family,
     by any chance?
SIGN    Jose Claudio
[07:47] Chaser 8
    I'll obey!
[07:48] Chaser 8
    I'll obey your orders!
[07:49] Chaser 10
    There's no one stupid enough
    to oppose the mafia in this country!
[07:54] Jose
    Good boy.
[07:56] Jose
    Hey there, Jack.
[07:58] Jose
    From here on out, we can take over, yes?
[08:02] Jack
    Sure,
[08:02] Jack
    and I'll pay you handsomely.
[08:04] Jack
    But in return...
[08:06] Jose
    Don't kill him too quick, right?
[08:09] Jose
    No worries.
[08:10] Jose
    Slow is my specialty.
[08:12] Chaser 8
    Of all people, we get Jose the Head Hunter.
[08:15] Chaser 8
    Supposedly, he cut off the heads
[08:17] Chaser 8
    of everyone who opposed him
    with that machete when he became the boss.
[08:23] Chaser 8
    So if we resist him, that's how we end up, huh?
[08:28] Jose
    Okay!
[08:30] Jose
    We'll search the other room, yeah?
[08:33] Jose
    Break a leg, everyone!
[08:39] Jose
    Just kidding!
[08:41] Jose
    Nice to meet you, Satake-san!
[08:46] Jose
    Oh, playing tag, are we?
[08:50] Jose
    Come on, run! Run for your life!
[08:57] Jack
    Oh, Jose, you're such an entertainer!
[09:01] Jack
    You're just barely missing his vitals!
[09:05] Jack
    You're a professional!
[09:07] Chie
    Please, Jack!
[09:08] Chie
    I don't care what happens to me.
[09:10] Chie
    So please stop hurting Hirofumi!
[09:13] Jack
    What a beautiful bond you two share, Chie.
[09:16] Jack
    But it looks like we're
    approaching the finale.
[09:22] Jose
    Well then, everybody!
[09:24] Jose
    The party's in full swing,
[09:27] Jose
    but it's time to close it out
    with Jose Claudio's amputation show!
[09:35] Satake
    A-Amputation?!
[09:37] Jose
    So, everyone, what would you prefer?
[09:42] Jose
    A foot? An arm? Or...
[09:47] Underlings
    His head!
[09:48] Underlings
    His head, his head, his head!
[09:54] Jose
    Okay, okay.
[09:56] Jose
    I hear your request!
[10:00] Underlings
    Yeah!
[10:02] Underlings
    His head, his head, his head!
[10:04] Jose
    This is the end of him!
[10:09] Jose
    Hm?
[10:16] Jack
    Wh-What just happened?!
[10:18] Chie
    Hirofumi!
[10:25] Satake
    The floor gave way?
[10:29] Jose
    The show isn't over yet!
[10:38] Satake
    Good...
[10:39] Satake
    Huh?
[11:01] Jack
    So, a hanging can kill you after all!
[11:04] Jack
    Suffering your death penalty again
    is just like you, Satake!
[11:09] Chie
    Wake up, Hirofumi!
[11:12] Chie
    Please don't die!
[11:13] Jack
    It's useless, Chie!
[11:16] Jack
    He's finally dead!
[11:18] Jack
    I win!
[11:25] Chie
    You didn't win.
[11:29] Jack
    Did you say something?
[11:33] Chie
    You may talk and act big,
[11:35] Chie
    but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
[11:38] Chie
    who can only act big
    toward the defenseless!
[11:40] Chie
    Look at Hirofumi!
[11:43] Chie
    He may be powerless,
    but he risked his life to save me!
[11:48] Chie
    He's nothing like you!
[11:50] Chie
    He didn't lose!
[11:52] Chie
    To a coward and weakling like you—
[11:58] Jack
    You shouldn't run your mouth like that.
[12:01] Jack
    Seems like I need to punish you later.
[12:07] Jack
    It's me.
[12:09] Jack
    Bring me the helicopter.
[12:14] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:17] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:23] Jack
    That game wasn't too bad.
[12:29] Jack
    Where is it?
[12:31] Jack
    What are they doing?
[12:35] Jack
    What's that noise?
[12:36] Jack
    Wind?
[12:40] Jack
    No, a groan?
[12:44] Jack
    Who is it?!
[12:47] Satake
    Jack!
[12:54] Satake
    Give Chie back to me!
[13:00] Jack
    You're supposed to be dead!
[13:07] Jack
    You're a monster!
[13:17] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[13:21] Satake
    Oh, Chie.
[13:22] Satake
    Are you all right?
[13:25] Chie
    Am I all right?
[13:27] Chie
    You're the one who's all beaten up.
[13:29] Chie
    But I'm glad you're alive.
[13:32] Satake
    I may have bad luck, but when it comes
    to the people in my life, I'm blessed.
[13:42] Satake/I
    Is this it for me?
[13:47] Chie
    Hirofumi!
[13:49] (Flashback) Satake
    I can't die just yet!
[14:00] (Flashback) Carlos
    Don't die, Japanese!
[14:02] (Flashback) Carlos
    I haven't repaid you yet.
[14:05] Satake
    He's the one who rescued me.
[14:08] Chie
    You're from...
[14:13] Professor
    Satake-san!
[14:13] Andre
    Bro!
[14:15] Miguel
    Are you okay?
[14:16] Kito
    Negishi-san!
[14:17] Satake
    Everyone!
[14:18] Satake
    You're all okay!
[14:23] Chie
    It's over, huh?
[14:25] Satake
    Yeah.
[14:27] Chie
    Watch out!
[14:35] Satake
    Chie!
[14:41] Jack
    I guess that makes us even.
[14:43] Jack
    I'll invite you to play
    another game soon, Satake.
[14:48] Jack
    Bye-bye!
[14:52] Satake
    Chie! Chie!
[14:55] Satake
    Chie!
[14:59] Jack
    You're late!
[15:01] Jack
    What took you so long?!
[15:03] Ijuin
    Our discussion took
    a bit longer than it should.
[15:07] Jack
    Huh?
[15:08] Jack
    Nothing is more important
    than my orders, you hear?
[15:11] Jack
    Take me back to the base now, you scum—
[15:15] Jack
    What are you—
[15:16] Ijuin
    Could you please stop spewing
     your fetid breath in here?
[15:20] Ijuin
    I'd rather not pollute the air in here.
[15:23] Rukawa
    The discussion got quite heated.
[15:28] (Flashback) Jack'S Father
    Do whatever you want with my son!
[15:31] (Flashback) Jack'S Father
    He's in Caracas right now!
[15:33] (Flashback) Jack'S Father
    So please, spare me!
[15:38] (Flashback) Ijuin
    Selling out your own child
    to save your life?
[15:41] (Flashback) Ijuin
    Like father, like son, I suppose.
[15:46] Jack
    What are you talking about?!
[15:48] Jack
    I'll kill you all!
[15:50] Jack
    Wha... He disappeared?!
[15:56] Ijuin
    Shut up already.
[15:58] Ijuin
    Where you're going
    is not your base, but hell.
[16:03] Ijuin
    Die in pain as you repent for your sins.
[16:12] Rukawa
    But it seems that we were indeed too late.
[16:17] Ijuin
    No, I wouldn't say that.
[16:21] Satake
    Chie...
[16:22] Satake
    How did it come to this?
[16:25] Chie
    Um, Hirofumi?
[16:29] Chie
    I think I'm okay.
[16:31] Chie
    I'm not hurt at all.
[16:32] Satake
    Huh?
[16:33] Satake
    But how?
[16:34] Satake
    You got shot in the chest, didn't you?
[16:37] Chie
    I did.
[16:39] Chie
    What's this?
[16:44] Satake
    A cream puff?!
[16:46] Satake
    Oh, hell no!
[16:48] Satake
    You couldn't possibly stop a
    bullet with a cream puff!
SIGN    I agree
[16:50] Cream Puff
    I agree.
[16:52] Professor
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[16:54] Professor
    Custard cream contains cornstarch,
    making it a dilatant fluid.
SIGN    Dilatancy
SIGN    Dilatant Fluid
[16:59] Cream Puff
    Dilatancy.
[17:01] Satake
    Dilatant fluid?
[17:03] Professor
    Its normal state is fluid,
SIGN    Separate particles in fluid
[17:06] Professor
    but when it's met with
    a sudden force, it becomes solid.
SIGN    When pressured, particles are instantly aligned
[17:14] Professor
    In the US, they're using this principle
[17:16] Professor
    to develop a ballistic vest with
    bulletproof fiber soaked in dilatant fluid.
SIGN    Soaking in~
[17:23] Professor
    However, it's impossible
    to stop a bullet with the
[17:26] Professor
    amount of custard cream inside a cream puff.
[17:29] Professor
    This is a bug.
[17:31] Professor
    Just as expected from Satake-san's fiancée.
[17:39] Chie
    I-Is Hirofumi's bad luck rubbing off on me?
[17:48] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[17:50] Satake
    Thank goodness!
[17:52] Satake
    Thank goodness!
[18:01] Rukawa
    Next stop, hell!
[18:13] Andre
    Don't forget about us
    after you're back in Japan, Bro!
[18:18] Satake
    Of course I won't.
[18:20] Miguel
    Let's go blossom viewing again sometime, Bro!
[18:23] Satake
    Yeah, it's a promise.
[18:25] Satake
    Next time, I'll show you
    the cherry blossoms in Japan.
[18:29] Kito
    Well, then, I should get going soon.
[18:32] Chie
    You're not going back to Japan?
[18:36] Kito
    Now that I'm in Latin America,
[18:39] Kito
    I will continue to enjoy more
    exotic food and hidden lands.
[18:44] Chie
    You never change.
[18:46] Chie
    Oh, but what about
    your plane tickets and such?
[18:49] Kito
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[18:51] Kito
    I'm used to taking care of that myself.
[18:55] Kito
    By the way, Negishi-san.
[18:57] Kito
    I'm giving you a break for a while.
[19:01] Chie
    Eh?
[19:03] Kito
    You should spend time with him for now.
[19:08] Kito
    The winners in life are
    the ones who enjoy it.
[19:11] Kito
    Please make up the time you didn't
    get to spend with Satake-san.
[19:16] Chie
    Kito-san... Thank you.
[19:21] Kito
    Oh, I almost forgot.
[19:24] Kito
    I happened to find this on the ground.
[19:27] Kito
    It is important to you, isn't it?
[19:29] Chie
    Yes, it's an important amulet.
[19:35] Kito
    Well, then, thank you for Latin America!
[19:43] Professor
    Hello, Ijuin-san?
[19:46] Professor
    Regarding the subject we discussed,
    I'd love to come observe in person.
[19:54] Chie
    It's finally over.
[19:57] Satake
    Yeah.
[19:59] Satake
    But I'm still concerned about Jack.
[20:02] Satake
    He got away.
[20:03] Professor
    That shouldn't be a problem.
[20:06] Professor
    He will never trouble you ever again.
[20:10] Satake
    How do you know?
[20:12] Professor
    That's...
[20:14] Professor
    something you don't have to know.
[20:18] Satake
    So, who exactly are you
    and what did you want after all?
[20:23] Professor
    I've been telling you from the beginning.
[20:26] Professor
    I just want to research
    someone special like you.
[20:34] Satake
    I'm not special at all.
[20:37] Satake
    A lot of people have helped me,
[20:40] Satake
    encouraged me, and supported me,
[20:44] Satake
    and that's how I've survived.
[20:48] Satake
    That's all there is to it.
[20:53] Satake
    I'm just an ordinary, run-of-the-mill guy.
[21:00] Satake
    I-I'm sorry!
[21:01] Original Satake
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[21:03] Original Satake
    I wasn't looking...
[21:04] Original Satake
    Please excuse me.
[21:06] Satake
    That's all, I believe.
[21:08] Original Satake
    Thank you.
[21:10] Original Satake
    Excuse me.
[21:13] Satake
    What's wrong, you two?
[21:14] Chie
    That man looked exactly like you.
[21:18] Satake
    Eh? Really?
[21:20] Chie
    I don't just mean a similar face.
[21:22] Chie
    You were identical!
[21:24] Chie
    Like he was your doppelgänger!
[21:26] Satake
    That much?
[21:27] Satake
    His voice and stuff were
     totally different, though.
[21:30] Professor
    They say that if you see
    your doppelgänger, you die.
[21:37] Satake
    Please stop!
[21:42] Chie
    What do you want to do when you get home?
[21:44] Satake
    For starters, I'd love to
    eat your home cooking!
[21:49] Chie
    Sure thing.
[21:51] Satake
    I'm excited!
[21:53] Satake
    Oh, and I want to sleep on your lap,
[21:55] Satake
    and you can clean my ears.
[21:57] Chie
    Oh, fine.
[22:00] Satake
    And then, and then...
[22:02] Chie
    Oh, stop it, you!
[22:06] Chie
    Then we should take turns!
[22:07] Satake
    Of course!
[22:09] Satake
    I'll do anything!