E8 - A Party of Monsters!

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Party of Monsters!"
[00:04] N
    What are the cranky monsters
    of Tokyo up to today?
[00:09] N
    What's this? A drinking party?
[00:11] N
    Look at them, thinking they're human.
[00:14] N
    It's a fun get-together.
[00:17] Tatami
    It's a monster mash!
[00:19] Tatami
    I guess even in Tokyo, I end up
     getting along with monsters.
[00:24] Green
    We're all living modestly on the
    outskirts of human society.
[00:27] Green
    We should stick together.
[00:28] Yuki
    We can find joy in standing side by side.
[00:34] Okiku
    This kind of a drinking party
    isn't bad, for a change.
[00:36] Ghost
    It helps me not to feel lonely.
[00:39] Tickle
    Hey, where's the gristle karaage?
[00:41] Landlady
    Where's my highball?
[00:43] Tickle
    What are the staff here doing?
[00:45] Tatami
    Those two have such short fuses.
[00:47] Tatami
    They get angry so quickly.
[00:49] Okiku
    I'm buzzed.
[00:51] Yuki
    Everyone's got a lot to be frustrated about.
[00:53] Ghost
    Licking each other's wounds is a
    necessary ritual in our lives.
[00:58] Tatami
    Anyway, thanks for being friends with this
    country bumpkin from the middle of nowhere.
[01:01] Tatami
    Now, let's call it a day.
[01:03] Tatami
    I'm getting sleepy.
SIGN    Total
[01:06] Tatami
    Seriously? Thirty-five thousand yen?
[01:09] Tatami
    We spent quite a bit.
[01:10] Yuki
    If we split it, that works out
    to exactly 5,000 yen each.
[01:13] Ghost
    So much...
[01:14] Tickle
    My wallet hurts.
[01:16] Tatami
    That ghost bounced!
[01:19] Tatami
    She just vanished into thin air!
[01:20] Green
    Who does she think she is?
[01:21] Landlady
    I'm going to punish her
    with a crotch stomp later.
[01:23] Okiku
    I have no money, you know?
[01:26] Tatami
    Say what?
[01:27] Okiku
    I'm a doll, after all.
[01:28] Green
    You've got some nerve, coming to
    a drinking party with no money.
[01:32] Yuki
    Let's do 7,000 yen each for
    the five of us, then.
[01:35] Tatami
    You've got to be kidding me.
[01:36] Landlady
    Just a second.
[01:37] Landlady
    Shouldn't the men pay more?
[01:40] Yuki
    Oh, that's true.
[01:41] Tickle
    Whoa, are you serious?
[01:44] Landlady
    The women will pay 3,000 each,
    and the men can pay the rest.
[01:48] Yuki
    That'll be 13,000 yen each for the men.
[01:52] Tatami
    Good thing I'm a girl!
[01:54] Green
    I can't agree to that.
[01:55] Green
    I wasn't even here from the beginning.
[01:57] Landlady
    So you'll pay the same as the women, then?
[01:59] Green
    I don't have money.
[02:01] Tatami
    You were the one who talked about the nerves
    of people who go drinking with no money!
[02:05] Yuki
    That means Tickling Priest
    will have to pay 26,000 yen.
[02:09] Tickle
    This is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong!
[02:11] Landlady
    Speaking of which, you actually drank the most.
[02:14] Landlady
    Shouldn't you pay more?
[02:16] Yuki
    How dare you?!
[02:17] Tickle
    She's right!
[02:18] Tickle
    You drank lots and ate the most!
[02:21] Tickle
    You ought to pay more than all of us!
[02:23] Tatami
    That's true.
[02:24] Tatami
    You were the biggest pig here.
[02:27] Yuki
    Y-You suck!
[02:28] Yuki
    This was such a fun party!
[02:34] Tatami
    Oh, come on!
[02:35] Landlady
    Oh, dear.
[02:36] Landlady
    What happened?
[02:37] Landlady
    Where did she vanish to?
[02:39] Landlady
    Maybe she went to the washroom.
[02:41] Landlady
    The washroom is over here.
[02:44] Tickle
    Hey, now, where are you going?!
[02:46] Tickle
    That old hag pulled a dine and dash!
[02:48] Tatami
    You're all losers.
[02:50] Tickle
    It's down to just you and me, Tatami-chan.
[02:53] Tickle
    The two of us are going to
    have to pay 17,500 each.
[02:56] Tatami
    I'm underage.
[02:58] Tatami
    I only had orange juice.
[02:59] Tickle
    The party was fun, was it not?
[03:01] Tickle
    It's not a high price to pay
    for all the fun we had!
[03:05] Tatami
    I don't know. I think it was
     only worth about 50 yen.
[03:09] Tickle
    Fool!
[03:10] Tickle
    How exactly do you evaluate our friendship?!
[03:12] Tatami
    Shut up, you old fogey!
[03:15] Tatami
    Later!
[03:17] Tickle
    Don't "later" me!
[03:18] Tickle
    Damn it, she got away!
[03:20] Green
    You've been had.
[03:22] Tickle
    Damn. "Stick together," my ass.
[03:25] Tickle
    Monsters are such terrible people.
[03:28] Green
    We aren't people.