E4 - Karaoke Party of One

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 4: "Karaoke Party of One"
[00:04] N
    Tatami-chan is enjoying karaoke today.
SIGN    Karaoke SOUND
[00:09] N
    She seems to be getting
    used to life in Tokyo.
[00:11] N
    She's full of energy.
[00:13] N
    She must feel comfortable
    going out on her own.
[00:15] N
    Will she not need anyone to
    clap out the beat for her?
[00:18] Tatami
    There are these karaoke
    boxes all over Tokyo.
[00:21] Tatami
    I'm going to master karaoke like
    the young people these days.
[00:26] Tatami
    All right, I'm all set.
[00:37] Song
    Dates, dates, fun dates
[00:41] Song
    I want to go to the zoo
[00:47] Tatami
    Wh-What do you want?!
SIGN    Staff
[00:48] Staff
    I'm just here to deliver
    this melon soda for you.
[00:53] Tatami
    I see.
[00:54] Tatami
    My bad.
[00:55] Tatami
    What?
[00:56] Tatami
    Leave already.
[00:58] Staff
    A girl's singing karaoke by herself.
[01:01] Tatami
    Jeez!
[01:02] Tatami
    What a rude employee.
[01:04] Tatami
    Aren't you supposed to come here to sing?
[01:06] Tatami
    Let's get back in the mood
    and sing my heart out.
[01:11] Tatami
    This is fun.
[01:13] Tatami
    Tickle, tickle, tickle,
    tickle, sleep paralysis...
[01:16] Tatami
    What do you want?!
[01:17] Staff
    Did you know?
[01:18] Staff
    When you sing a song at karaoke,
    the musician makes some money.
[01:23] Tatami
    Really?
[01:24] Tatami
    Not that I needed that information.
[01:27] Tatami
    You're distracting me.
[01:28] Staff
    What are you singing right now?
[01:29] Tatami
    What? You laughed just now!
[01:31] Staff
    I was just wondering what you're singing.
[01:33] Tatami
    What?!
[01:34] Staff
    Tickle, tickle, sleep paralysis?!
[01:35] Tatami
    You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
[01:37] Tatami
    Manager!
[01:37] Tatami
    Bring me your manager!
[01:39] Manager
    I'm the manager.
[01:40] Staff
    Manager, do you know a song that goes,
    "tickle, tickle, sleep paralysis"?
[01:44] Manager
    I do not.
[01:45] Manager
    You must be singing a rather obscure song.
[01:48] Tatami
    What's wrong with you two?
[01:49] Tatami
    Get out of the room, please!
[01:51] Tatami
    What's wrong with this karaoke box?
[01:54] Tatami
    Is it really that weird that
    I'm singing by myself?
[01:57] Tatami
    Tickle, tickle...
[01:59] Tatami
    Dude!
[02:00] Pink
    You're right. She's actually
    singing by herself.
[02:03] Blue
    It's that solo karaoke thing that
    people are doing these days.
[02:05] Tatami
    What do you want, damn it?
[02:06] Tatami
    Do you want to hear me sing?
[02:08] Tatami
    I get embarrassed, okay?
[02:10] Tatami
    I don't like people watching me sing.
[02:11] Manager
    I thought you might be lonely
    singing by yourself.
[02:13] Tatami
    No, man.
[02:14] Orange
    We'll listen for you.
[02:16] Pink
    We'll score your singing ability.
[02:19] Tatami
    You don't need to.
[02:20] Tatami
    Stop wasting my time and go away.
[02:22] Blue
    Don't mind us. Just sing.
[02:24] Pink
    Do you need us to clap out the rhythm?
[02:26] Tatami
    What's wrong with you people?!
[02:27] Tatami
    You're messed up!
[02:28] Orange
    Singing by yourself... I wonder
    if she doesn't have any friends.
[02:31] Tatami
    Leave me alone!
[02:32] Pink
    If you'd like, we offer friendship services.
[02:37] Tatami
    What kind of service is that?
[02:38] Tatami
    No, thank you.
[02:39] Blue
    The service costs 100,000 yen.
[02:41] Tatami
    That's expensive!
[02:42] Manager
    Encore!
[02:44] Tatami
    "Encore," my ass.
[02:45] Tatami
    Are the staff here going to get in the
    way of a customer having fun singing?
[02:49] Tatami
    Why do you do that?
[02:51] Manager
    What?!
[02:51] Tatami
    No, don't "what?!" me.
[02:52] Tatami
    I'm asking you to leave.
[02:55] Orange
    Will you let us hear you sing?
[02:56] Tatami
    I never said that!
[02:57] Manager
    Our task, as the karaoke box staff,
    is to ensure that you have a good time.
[03:01] Manager
    We can't just let a girl sing by herself.
[03:04] Tatami
    I don't need your pity.
[03:06] Tatami
    Screw it! The bill!
[03:08] Tatami
    Bring me the bill!
[03:09] Pink
    There's a fun song playing.
[03:11] Blue
    Here we go!
[03:12] Pink
    If you're going to sing, you might as well
    have an audience to make it more fun.
[03:15] Manager
    We ought to have some fun.
[03:17] Manager
    We're all tired from working every day.
[03:19] Manager
    Heal us with your song.
[03:21] Orange
    That's right, that's right!
[03:22] Orange
    He's totally right!
[03:23] Tatami
    I was here for some
    me-time, singing karaoke.
[03:26] Tatami
    How did it come to this?!
[03:27] Tatami
    Damn it!
[03:58] Orange
    You suck.
[03:59] Tatami
    Hey!