# E4 - Karaoke Party of One Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVDVQWDR/karaoke-party-of-one)
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***SIGN***    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
***SIGN***    Episode 4: "Karaoke Party of One"
**[00:04] N**
    Tatami-chan is enjoying karaoke today.
***SIGN***    Karaoke SOUND
**[00:09] N**
    She seems to be getting
    used to life in Tokyo.
**[00:11] N**
    She's full of energy.
**[00:13] N**
    She must feel comfortable
    going out on her own.
**[00:15] N**
    Will she not need anyone to
    clap out the beat for her?
**[00:18] Tatami**
    There are these karaoke
    boxes all over Tokyo.
**[00:21] Tatami**
    I'm going to master karaoke like
    the young people these days.
**[00:26] Tatami**
    All right, I'm all set.
**[00:37] Song**
    *Dates, dates, fun dates*
**[00:41] Song**
    *I want to go to the zoo*
**[00:47] Tatami**
    Wh-What do you want?!
***SIGN***    Staff
**[00:48] Staff**
    I'm just here to deliver
    this melon soda for you.
**[00:53] Tatami**
    I see.
**[00:54] Tatami**
    My bad.
**[00:55] Tatami**
    What?
**[00:56] Tatami**
    Leave already.
**[00:58] Staff**
    A girl's singing karaoke by herself.
**[01:01] Tatami**
    Jeez!
**[01:02] Tatami**
    What a rude employee.
**[01:04] Tatami**
    Aren't you supposed to come here to sing?
**[01:06] Tatami**
    Let's get back in the mood
    and sing my heart out.
**[01:11] Tatami**
    This is fun.
**[01:13] Tatami**
*    Tickle, tickle, tickle,*
*    tickle, sleep paralysis...*
**[01:16] Tatami**
    What do you want?!
**[01:17] Staff**
    Did you know?
**[01:18] Staff**
    When you sing a song at karaoke,
    the musician makes some money.
**[01:23] Tatami**
    Really?
**[01:24] Tatami**
    Not that I needed that information.
**[01:27] Tatami**
    You're distracting me.
**[01:28] Staff**
    What are you singing right now?
**[01:29] Tatami**
    What? You laughed just now!
**[01:31] Staff**
    I was just wondering what you're singing.
**[01:33] Tatami**
    What?!
**[01:34] Staff**
    Tickle, tickle, sleep paralysis?!
**[01:35] Tatami**
    You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
**[01:37] Tatami**
    Manager!
**[01:37] Tatami**
    Bring me your manager!
**[01:39] Manager**
    I'm the manager.
**[01:40] Staff**
    Manager, do you know a song that goes,
    "tickle, tickle, sleep paralysis"?
**[01:44] Manager**
    I do not.
**[01:45] Manager**
    You must be singing a rather obscure song.
**[01:48] Tatami**
    What's wrong with you two?
**[01:49] Tatami**
    Get out of the room, please!
**[01:51] Tatami**
    What's wrong with this karaoke box?
**[01:54] Tatami**
    Is it really that weird that
    I'm singing by myself?
**[01:57] Tatami**
    *Tickle, tickle...*
**[01:59] Tatami**
    Dude!
**[02:00] Pink**
    You're right. She's actually
    singing by herself.
**[02:03] Blue**
    It's that solo karaoke thing that
    people are doing these days.
**[02:05] Tatami**
    What do you want, damn it?
**[02:06] Tatami**
    Do you want to hear me sing?
**[02:08] Tatami**
    I get embarrassed, okay?
**[02:10] Tatami**
    I don't like people watching me sing.
**[02:11] Manager**
    I thought you might be lonely
    singing by yourself.
**[02:13] Tatami**
    No, man.
**[02:14] Orange**
    We'll listen for you.
**[02:16] Pink**
    We'll score your singing ability.
**[02:19] Tatami**
    You don't need to.
**[02:20] Tatami**
    Stop wasting my time and go away.
**[02:22] Blue**
    Don't mind us. Just sing.
**[02:24] Pink**
    Do you need us to clap out the rhythm?
**[02:26] Tatami**
    What's wrong with you people?!
**[02:27] Tatami**
    You're messed up!
**[02:28] Orange**
    Singing by yourself... I wonder
    if she doesn't have any friends.
**[02:31] Tatami**
    Leave me alone!
**[02:32] Pink**
    If you'd like, we offer friendship services.
**[02:37] Tatami**
    What kind of service is that?
**[02:38] Tatami**
    No, thank you.
**[02:39] Blue**
    The service costs 100,000 yen.
**[02:41] Tatami**
    That's expensive!
**[02:42] Manager**
    Encore!
**[02:44] Tatami**
    "Encore," my ass.
**[02:45] Tatami**
    Are the staff here going to get in the
    way of a customer having fun singing?
**[02:49] Tatami**
    Why do you do that?
**[02:51] Manager**
    What?!
**[02:51] Tatami**
    No, don't "what?!" me.
**[02:52] Tatami**
    I'm asking you to leave.
**[02:55] Orange**
    Will you let us hear you sing?
**[02:56] Tatami**
    I never said that!
**[02:57] Manager**
    Our task, as the karaoke box staff,
    is to ensure that you have a good time.
**[03:01] Manager**
    We can't just let a girl sing by herself.
**[03:04] Tatami**
    I don't need your pity.
**[03:06] Tatami**
    Screw it! The bill!
**[03:08] Tatami**
    Bring me the bill!
**[03:09] Pink**
    There's a fun song playing.
**[03:11] Blue**
    Here we go!
**[03:12] Pink**
    If you're going to sing, you might as well
    have an audience to make it more fun.
**[03:15] Manager**
    We ought to have some fun.
**[03:17] Manager**
    We're all tired from working every day.
**[03:19] Manager**
    Heal us with your song.
**[03:21] Orange**
    That's right, that's right!
**[03:22] Orange**
    He's totally right!
**[03:23] Tatami**
    I was here for some
    me-time, singing karaoke.
**[03:26] Tatami**
    How did it come to this?!
**[03:27] Tatami**
    Damn it!
**[03:58] Orange**
    You suck.
**[03:59] Tatami**
    Hey!