E11 - Let's Read Some Fancy T-shirts!

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 11: "Let's Read Some Fancy T-shirts!"
[00:04] N
    What kind of designs do you have
    on the clothes you're wearing?
[00:08] N
    Illustrations?
[00:09] N
    A logo of some kind?
[00:11] N
    I hope you aren't wearing something
     with words on it, are you?
[00:14] N
    Well, my condolences.
[00:16] N
    I pray that no one reads it out loud.
[00:20] Okiku
    It's so hot today.
[00:22] Tatami
    Man, Tokyo's packed with people
    no matter where you go.
[00:25] Tatami
    Look at all those people
    wearing funny shirts.
[00:29] Okiku
    I know.
[00:30] Okiku
    It's so fascinating.
[00:32] Ghost
    They look so awesome with the English logos.
[00:36] Tatami
    What does that say?
[00:39] Okiku
    It says "baseball."
[00:41] Tatami
    Baseball?
[00:42] Tatami
    Why does it say baseball on it?
[00:44] Okiku
    He must like baseball.
SIGN    I  L o v e  T o k y o
[00:51] Ghost
    That person's T-shirt is so fashionable, too.
[00:54] Tatami
    "I love Tokyo," huh?
[00:55] Okiku
    She's expressing her love
    for Tokyo with her clothes.
[00:59] Tatami
    Tokyo's a nice town, but I don't
    think I'd go that far.
[01:02] Okiku
    "I love Tokyo."
[01:07] Ghost
    Look! It says "dangerous road."
[01:10] Tatami
    "Dangerous road"!
[01:11] Ghost
    "Dangerous road."
[01:13] Tatami
    Woo! Dangerous!
[01:15] Okiku
    A perilous path.
[01:16] Okiku
    I wonder if he's trying to express
    "perilous path" with his shirt.
[01:19] Tatami
    That must be it.
[01:20] Okiku
    He's trying to say his life
     is on a perilous path.
[01:28] Ghost
    "Working."
[01:29] Tatami
    Working!
[01:34] Okiku
    Look, it says "Jealousy."
[01:39] Tatami
    One, two...
[01:40] Tatami
    "Jealousy"!
[01:42] Okiku
    Jealousy! Jealousy!
[01:43] Ghost
    He must be prone to jealousy.
[01:46] A
    Th-That wasn't my intention!
[01:51] Tatami
    That one says "Happy!!"
[01:53] Okiku
    He's trying to convince
    people that he's happy.
[01:57] Ghost
    He's rubbing it in the faces
    of the people who aren't happy.
[02:00] Tatami
    Maybe he's flexing how happy he is.
[02:03] Okiku
    That must be it.
[02:05] Ghost
    He must be a dick, then.
[02:09] A
    D-Damn it!
[02:11] A
    Damn it!
SIGN    H o t  d o g
[02:13] Tatami
    Look at that! It says "Hot dog"!
[02:16] Tatami
    Hot dog!
[02:18] Ghost
    He must really like hot dogs.
[02:21] Tatami
    Definitely.
[02:21] Tatami
    Otherwise he wouldn't wear
     that hot dog T-shirt.
[02:26] Tatami
    Hotdog! Hotdog!
[02:28] Priest
    What are you three doing?
[02:30] Tatami
    Tickling Priest.
[02:31] Tatami
    People in Tokyo wear all
    sorts of T-shirts, huh?
[02:34] Priest
    Hold on. You guys are cruel,
    reading the words on people's shirts.
[02:39] Tatami
    How come?
[02:40] Tatami
    We're reading them because they're cool.
[02:43] Priest
    Well...
[02:44] Priest
    I don't know.
[02:45] Priest
    It embarrasses the people wearing them.
[02:47] Okiku
    You're wearing a nice T-shirt,
    too, Tickling Priest.
[02:50] Priest
    Stop! Don't read it!
[02:53] Tatami
    "I love you"!
[02:54] Priest
    I said not to read it, damn it!
[02:58] Tatami
    "I love you"!
[02:59] Okiku
    What do you mean, "I love you"?
[03:01] Tatami
    Yeah, you asshole priest.
    What's "I love you" supposed to mean?
[03:04] Priest
    I mean you.
[03:05] Priest
    I love you three!
[03:08] Tatami
    That's a lovely sentiment,
    you asshole priest.
[03:11] Okiku
    You're expressing your love
    for us through your clothes.
[03:14] Priest
    That's right.
[03:15] Priest
    I love you!
[03:16] Tatami
    You're flattering me, you asshole.
[03:18] Priest
    I love you!
[03:19] Priest
    I love you!
[03:21] Priest
    I love you!
[03:22] Priest
    I love you!
[03:23] Landlord
    What are you people doing?