# E11 - Let's Read Some Fancy T-shirts! Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P54JWD6/lets-read-some-fancy-t-shirts)
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***SIGN***    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
***SIGN***    Episode 11: "Let's Read Some Fancy T-shirts!"
**[00:04] N**
    What kind of designs do you have
    on the clothes you're wearing?
**[00:08] N**
    Illustrations?
**[00:09] N**
    A logo of some kind?
**[00:11] N**
    I hope you aren't wearing something
     with words on it, are you?
**[00:14] N**
    Well, my condolences.
**[00:16] N**
    I pray that no one reads it out loud.
**[00:20] Okiku**
    It's so hot today.
**[00:22] Tatami**
    Man, Tokyo's packed with people
    no matter where you go.
**[00:25] Tatami**
    Look at all those people
    wearing funny shirts.
**[00:29] Okiku**
    I know.
**[00:30] Okiku**
    It's so fascinating.
**[00:32] Ghost**
    They look so awesome with the English logos.
**[00:36] Tatami**
    What does that say?
**[00:39] Okiku**
    It says "baseball."
**[00:41] Tatami**
    Baseball?
**[00:42] Tatami**
    Why does it say baseball on it?
**[00:44] Okiku**
    He must like baseball.
***SIGN***    I L o v e T o k y o
**[00:51] Ghost**
    That person's T-shirt is so fashionable, too.
**[00:54] Tatami**
    "I love Tokyo," huh?
**[00:55] Okiku**
    She's expressing her love
    for Tokyo with her clothes.
**[00:59] Tatami**
    Tokyo's a nice town, but I don't
    think I'd go that far.
**[01:02] Okiku**
    "I love Tokyo."
**[01:07] Ghost**
    Look! It says "dangerous road."
**[01:10] Tatami**
    "Dangerous road"!
**[01:11] Ghost**
    "Dangerous road."
**[01:13] Tatami**
    Woo! Dangerous!
**[01:15] Okiku**
    A perilous path.
**[01:16] Okiku**
    I wonder if he's trying to express
    "perilous path" with his shirt.
**[01:19] Tatami**
    That must be it.
**[01:20] Okiku**
    He's trying to say his life
     is on a perilous path.
**[01:28] Ghost**
    "Working."
**[01:29] Tatami**
    Working!
**[01:34] Okiku**
    Look, it says "Jealousy."
**[01:39] Tatami**
    One, two...
**[01:40] Tatami**
    "Jealousy"!
**[01:42] Okiku**
    Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[01:43] Ghost**
    He must be prone to jealousy.
**[01:46] A**
    Th-That wasn't my intention!
**[01:51] Tatami**
    That one says "Happy!!"
**[01:53] Okiku**
    He's trying to convince
    people that he's happy.
**[01:57] Ghost**
    He's rubbing it in the faces
    of the people who aren't happy.
**[02:00] Tatami**
    Maybe he's flexing how happy he is.
**[02:03] Okiku**
    That must be it.
**[02:05] Ghost**
    He must be a dick, then.
**[02:09] A**
    D-Damn it!
**[02:11] A**
    Damn it!
***SIGN***    H o t d o g
**[02:13] Tatami**
    Look at that! It says "Hot dog"!
**[02:16] Tatami**
    Hot dog!
**[02:18] Ghost**
    He must really like hot dogs.
**[02:21] Tatami**
    Definitely.
**[02:21] Tatami**
    Otherwise he wouldn't wear
     that hot dog T-shirt.
**[02:26] Tatami**
    Hotdog! Hotdog!
**[02:28] Priest**
    What are you three doing?
**[02:30] Tatami**
    Tickling Priest.
**[02:31] Tatami**
    People in Tokyo wear all
    sorts of T-shirts, huh?
**[02:34] Priest**
    Hold on. You guys are cruel,
    reading the words on people's shirts.
**[02:39] Tatami**
    How come?
**[02:40] Tatami**
    We're reading them because they're cool.
**[02:43] Priest**
    Well...
**[02:44] Priest**
    I don't know.
**[02:45] Priest**
    It embarrasses the people wearing them.
**[02:47] Okiku**
    You're wearing a nice T-shirt,
    too, Tickling Priest.
**[02:50] Priest**
    Stop! Don't read it!
**[02:53] Tatami**
    "I love you"!
**[02:54] Priest**
    I said not to read it, damn it!
**[02:58] Tatami**
    "I love you"!
**[02:59] Okiku**
    What do you mean, "I love you"?
**[03:01] Tatami**
    Yeah, you asshole priest.
    What's "I love you" supposed to mean?
**[03:04] Priest**
    I mean you.
**[03:05] Priest**
    I love you three!
**[03:08] Tatami**
    That's a lovely sentiment,
    you asshole priest.
**[03:11] Okiku**
    You're expressing your love
    for us through your clothes.
**[03:14] Priest**
    That's right.
**[03:15] Priest**
    I love you!
**[03:16] Tatami**
    You're flattering me, you asshole.
**[03:18] Priest**
    I love you!
**[03:19] Priest**
    I love you!
**[03:21] Priest**
    I love you!
**[03:22] Priest**
    I love you!
**[03:23] Landlord**
    What are you people doing?