E10 - Tatami-chan and the Furious Ramen Chef

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SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 10: "Tatami-chan and the Furious Ramen Chef"
[00:04] N
    Why do ramen shop owners have
    their arms crossed in photos?
SIGN    Doroichi
[00:09] N
    They think they're so important, you say?
[00:11] N
    Of course they are.
[00:12] N
    They dediate their lives to ramen,
    so they must be important.
[00:17] Landlady
    What shall I have?
[00:19] Landlady
    Such an agonizing decision.
[00:21] Chef
    Hurry up and choose.
[00:22] Landlady
    Come on. Why are you rushing me?
[00:24] Chef
    You have to choose, or you're
    going to mess up my pace.
[00:27] Landlady
    You're not very friendly, are you?
[00:29] Chef
    You can leave if you don't like it!
[00:31] Landlady
    I'll have shoyu ramen.
[00:33] Chef
    And the soup?
[00:33] Chef
    Rich? Light? Normal?
[00:35] Chef
    A little rich?
[00:36] Chef
    Really light?
[00:36] Landlady
    What? What? What?
[00:38] Chef
    How firm do you want the noodles?
[00:39] Landlady
    H-How firm?
[00:40] Chef
    Have you not done your research, lady?
[00:42] Chef
    I don't need any half-assed customers.
[00:47] Landlady
    Damn it!
[00:49] Tatami
    Hey, I never knew there
    was a ramen shop here.
[00:52] Tatami
    I like the vibe here.
[00:54] Tatami
    One shoyu ramen.
[00:56] Chef
    Mega-firm? Kinda-firm? Soft-firm?
[00:58] Tatami
    Huh? What? What language is that?
[01:00] Chef
    Ridoncu-firm? Blobby-firm?
[01:02] Tatami
    What? What? What?
[01:03] Tatami
    Just give me normal.
[01:04] Chef
    Ma'am, this is your first
    time here, isn't it?
[01:06] Tatami
    Why are you angry?
[01:07] Chef
    I'm not angry.
[01:08] Tatami
    You're kinda pissed!
[01:10] Tatami
    What a dick.
[01:11] Chef
    You can leave if you're going
    to talk shit about me.
[01:13] Chef
    I have a right to choose my customers.
[01:14] Tatami
    Oh, really?
[01:16] Tatami
    Where's my water?
[01:18] Chef
    It's right there. Look. It's self-service.
[01:20] Tatami
    So is this one of those prideful
    ramen shops I've been hearing about.
[01:23] Tatami
    What a pain in the ass.
[01:28] Tatami
    You're getting it on me!
[01:30] Tatami
    It's hot!
[01:31] Chef
    Shut up. You're distracting me.
[01:33] Tatami
    What a ridiculous ramen shop.
[01:35] Chef
    There, shoyu ramen.
[01:36] Tatami
    Hey, the chef's a jerk,
    but the ramen looks decent.
[01:40] Tatami
    I think I'll take a picture with my phone.
[01:44] Chef
    Hey!
[01:45] Chef
    No photos in my shop!
[01:46] Tatami
    Give me a break, already.
[01:48] Tatami
    Why are you so anal?
[01:49] Tatami
    Would it kill you to be a little nicer?
[01:51] Chef
    You don't need to eat it
    if you don't like it.
[01:53] Tatami
    Do you really want to talk
    to your customers like that?
[01:56] Tatami
    This is so sad, worrying about
    your attitude while I'm eating.
[01:58] Chef
    I take pride in my shop!
[02:01] Tatami
    I don't have time for this!
[02:03] Chef
    Hurry up and eat it before it gets cold!
[02:05] Chef
    That's how you show your respect.
[02:06] Tatami
    Fine, I'll start with the soup.
[02:10] Tatami
    Hot!
[02:11] Chef
    Hot?
[02:12] Chef
    What do you mean, "hot"?
[02:12] Tatami
    I said it's hot because it's hot.
[02:14] Chef
    Hurry up and eat!
[02:15] Chef
    Now!
[02:16] Chef
    Eat it while it's hot and tell me it's good!
[02:19] Tatami
    What's wrong with this shop?
[02:20] Chef
    Hurry up and eat it and post on
    social media that it's good.
[02:23] Chef
    Make my shop go viral and
    make me a ton of money!
[02:26] Tatami
    You're completely shameless.
[02:28] Tatami
    You're beyond prideful.
    You're just a snotty, entitled prick.
[02:32] Tatami
    What the hell?! This is awful!
[02:36] Tatami
    This is awful, too!
[02:37] Chef
    Say what?
[02:37] Tatami
    None of this is edible.
[02:39] Chef
    Are you dissing my perfection?
[02:41] Tatami
    I'm going to give you bad
    reviews on social media.
[02:43] Chef
    Anything but that!
[02:45] Tatami
    I expected way better from
    a prideful ramen shop.
[02:47] Chef
    I take pride in my work.
[02:50] Tatami
    All you have is pride!
[02:51] Chef
    Do you have a problem?
[02:52] Tatami
    Yeah, I do.
[02:53] Tatami
    How long has this place been open?
[02:55] Chef
    I started yesterday.
[02:56] Tatami
    Yesterday?
[02:57] Tatami
    You have so much confidence,
    I thought you were killing it.
[02:59] Chef
    I have confidence.
[03:01] Tatami
    So you opened a shop on
    nothing but confidence?
[03:03] Chef
    I opened it with confidence,
    pride and a prideful attitude!
[03:06] Tatami
    You don't need to say that so loud.
[03:08] Chef
    I have confidence!
[03:09] Tatami
    You shouldn't have confidence in this ramen!
[03:13] Chef
    I thought that even as a monster, I could
    open a prideful shop, like the humans do.
[03:19] Tatami
    So you're one of us.
[03:20] Tatami
    No wonder you're so awkward.
[03:22] Chef
    Thank you!
[03:23] Tatami
    Whatever, fine.
[03:24] Tatami
    I'll root for you.
[03:25] Chef
    Thank you.
[03:27] Chef
    Was it good?
[03:27] Tatami
    No, like I said, it wasn't...
[03:28] Chef
    Would you like seconds?
[03:29] Tatami
    Hell, no!