E1 - Tatami-chan's a Tokyoite Now

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[00:00] Narrator
    She comes from Tohno to Tokyo,
    where she's always wanted to live.
[00:03] Narrator
    Tatami-chan is a zashikiwarashi,
    a spirit that brings happiness.
[00:08] Narrator
    How will she fare in the big city,
    having moved from the countryside?
[00:15] Tatami
    So this is the Tokyo that 
    I've always wanted to see.
[00:17] Tatami
    I hope I'll do all right here.
SIGN    The House Spirit
    Tatami-chan
SIGN    Episode 1: "Tatami-chan's a Tokyoite Now"
[00:25] Tatami
    Starting today, I'm living in this one-room
    apartment with a rent of 50,000 yen.
[00:29] Tatami
    Here goes!
[00:31] Tatami
    Wait, this property's haunted?!
[00:33] Tatami
    I got ripped off!
[00:35] Ghost
    'Sup? I look forward to getting to know you.
[00:38] Tatami
    No, don't you "'sup" me.
[00:39] Tatami
    Pay half the rent if you're
    going to room with me.
[00:42] Ghost
    I don't have money.
[00:43] Tatami
    Work, damn it! Work!
[00:44] Tatami
    You won't pass on, you won't work...
    You're a hopeless ghost!
[00:48] Ghost
    So mean...
[00:50] Tatami
    And who are you?!
[00:52] Landlady
    I am the landlady here.
[00:54] Landlady
    I came to see if you're
    using the room properly.
[00:56] Tatami
    Hey, landlady!
[00:57] Tatami
    There's a ghost living here!
[00:59] Landlady
    A ghost? I don't know what
    you're talking about.
[01:01] Tatami
    Don't try to act dumb, lady!
[01:03] Landlady
    Stop with the slander.
[01:04] Ghost
    Slander! Slander!
[01:07] Tatami
    I just moved to Tokyo!
    I'm still nervous, too!
[01:10] Landlady
    Well, my condolences to you.
[01:11] Ghost
    Damn you!
[01:13] Landlady
    I suspect you'll have a
    hard time here in Tokyo.
[01:16] Landlady
    Say, do you know where Hachiko-mae is?
[01:19] Tatami
    Hachiko, what?
[01:21] Ghost
    Do you know what Shibuya Hikarie is?
[01:23] Tatami
    Hika... Hika... What?
[01:25] Landlady
    Do you know where the
    Tokyo Olympics are being held?
[01:28] Tatami
    Aren't they holding the
    Tokyo Olympics in Tokyo?
[01:31] Landlady
    This is the problem with country bumpkins.
[01:33] Landlady
    How amusing.
[01:35] Tatami
    I heard people in Tokyo are cold,
    but you're downright nasty.
[01:39] Landlady
    I'm not sure this tiny little girl
    is going to survive in Tokyo.
[01:42] Tatami
    Don't you dare underestimate me, damn it!
[01:44] Bouzu
    Are you the new face?
[01:46] Bouzu
    You haven't even said hi to
    your neighbors, you disgrace.
[01:48] Landlady
    Tickling Priest-san.
[01:50] Tatami
    You people just barge into
    my room unannounced.
[01:52] Tatami
    Who the hell is this old fart?!
[01:54] Bouzu
    Where's your modest gift for your neighbors?
    You lack common sense!
[01:57] Bouzu
    I'll tickle the hell out of you!
[01:59] Bouzu
    Tickle, tickle...
[02:01] Landlady
    Oh, my, that looks uncomfortably tickly.
[02:02] Ghost
    Curse you! Curse you!
[02:04] Tatami
    Freaking hell!
[02:05] Tatami
    Tokyo is as scary as they say.
[02:07] Tatami
    You're all insane!
[02:09] Ghost
    That's right, Tokyo is scarier than any ghost.
[02:12] Bouzu
    Indeed.
[02:13] Bouzu
    I've seen ghosts and monsters of all kinds,
    but the humans of Tokyo are beyond terrifying.
[02:17] Tatami
    Yeah? Good for you.
[02:19] Tatami
    I already hate all of you.
[02:21] Landlady
    How unfortunate.
[02:22] Bouzu
    Say, who are you, anyway?
[02:25] Tatami
    I'm Tatami-chan the house spirit.
[02:27] Tatami
    I'm a god of fortune.
    I bring people happiness.
[02:30] Landlady
    I have a hard time believing this
    little girl can make people happy.
[02:33] Bouzu
    Are you going to make us rich?
[02:35] Tatami
    I sure am.
[02:36] Tatami
    You'll be thanking me soon enough.
[02:39] Ghost
    Will I be able to pay off my debts?
[02:41] Tatami
    You have debts?
[02:42] Landlady
    Will I meet a lovely man?
[02:45] Tatami
    Sure you will, eventually.
[02:46] Landlady
    Don't go talking out your ass!
[02:48] Tatami
    Oh, that's how you want to talk?
[02:50] Tatami
    Your whole year's going to suck.
[02:52] Landlady
    Wait, please.
[02:53] Tatami
    It's going to be totally dull.
[02:56] Bouzu
    Is this little girl really
    a god of happiness?
[02:59] Tatami
    You don't believe me?!
[03:01] Ghost
    You laughed at me, just now!
[03:03] Bouzu
    It's hard to believe.
[03:05] Tatami
    Leave it to me, and you can be rich
     or even run Japan's economy.
[03:10] Landlady
    That's some big talk.
[03:12] Landlady
    I hope you aren't lying.
[03:13] Tatami
    Don't underestimate me!
[03:15] Tatami
    I'll show you what I'm made of.
[03:17] Bouzu
    Oh? Let's see what you've got, then.
[03:20] Landlady
    I can't wait.
[03:22] Narrator
    Tatami-chan the house spirit
    has moved to Tokyo.
[03:27] Narrator
    What will her life there be like?