E6 - The Tulip Lion Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Emma     Well, she's definitely from a duke's family. [00:07] Noir     Yeah, this is beyond generous. [00:10] Luna     Indeed. We should be grateful. [00:12] Lola     We did lose all of the money we won     at the harem event, after all. [00:18] Noir     In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse, [00:22] Noir     to our surprise... [00:24] Noir     We each got 100 million rels. [00:27] Luna     I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic. [00:31] Noir     I wonder what I'm going to do with all this. [00:34] Emma     Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop? [00:37] Noir     A shop? [00:38] Emma     Maybe you could sell monster materials. [00:41] Emma     Remember? We talked about this before. [00:43] Emma     That's a decent future, no? [00:46] Emma     I'd be happy to help. [00:48] Lola     No, it's my admin and accounting     skills that Noir needs. [00:52] Lola     Can boobs do calculations? [00:54] Lola     I think not. [00:56] Emma     Grr! [00:59] Luna     Come now, you two. [01:01] Luna     Arguing is never beautiful. [01:03] Luna     Let's just compromise     and say Noir and I will... [01:06] Emma     That's not a compromise! [01:08] Lola     At all! [01:12] Noir     H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later. [01:16] Noir     So for today... [01:18] Noir     I'm out! SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion" [02:56] Noir's Dad     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha... [02:59] Noir     I received that for saving     a duke's daughter. [03:03] Noir     Believe it or not, there's     100 million rels in there! [03:05] Noir's dad     One hundred million?! [03:08] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [03:10] Alice     That's amazing, Brother Dearest. [03:12] Alice     What are you going to do     with all this money? [03:16] Noir     I'm not exactly sure yet. [03:20] Noir's Dad     Noir, I can't let you be the only     breadwinner in this family. [03:25] Noir's dad     Why not leave this money with me? [03:29] Noir     Father... [03:30] Noir's Dad     Nay! Say no more! [03:34] Noir     You're planning to go     to the casino, aren't you? [03:36] Noir's dad     Whoo! Hell yeah! [03:38] Noir's dad     You're so bright, my son!     You totally get me! [03:41] Alice     To put it lightly, he's absolute trash. [03:41] Noir's dad     You're a mind reader! [03:44] Noir's dad     I never want to work again! [03:44] Noir's Mom     He brings shame upon our family. [03:46] Noir's dad     I know, right? [03:49] Noir     How about opening up a shop? [03:51] Noir     Maybe an item shop...     one that handles rare materials. [03:55] Noir     I'll gather our goods. [03:57] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [03:58] Alice     How wonderful! [04:00] Noir's dad     Hire me! [04:02] Noir     Then let's go with that. [04:04] Noir     Father, please find a good     location and do the paperwork [04:07] Noir     we'll need to submit to the government. [04:09] Noir's dad     Leave it to me! [04:11] Alice     I'll keep a very close eye on him     so that he doesn't pocket the money. [04:16] Noir's Dad     H-How little do you trust me? [04:25] Noir     And so, to collect monster materials... [04:30] Noir     I decided to conquer more of the dungeon. [04:39] Noir     Hello, Master. [04:43] Noir     Master? Are you sleeping? [04:48] Noir     M-Master? [04:51] Noir     Wait, it can't be... [05:02] Noir     I knew you were faking it.     You sure love pulling pranks. [05:07] Olivia     Well, that's because you     never come to see me! [05:12] Noir     Er, I just came here the other day. [05:15] Olivia     So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today? [05:18] Noir     Yes. I wanted to gather     some treasures and materials. [05:22] Noir     And I'd like to get stronger. [05:24] Olivia     Then you should Get Creative and     make the Dungeon Elevator skill [05:27] Olivia     so you can conquer it more efficiently. [05:29] Olivia     Once you've been to a floor,     you can instantly travel there next time. [05:35] Olivia     Though once you use it, you won't be     able to use it again for another hour. [05:39] Noir     That sounds great. I'll get right to it. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2000 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400 [05:43] Olivia     Also, I'd recommend     the Blinding Light skill. [05:46] Olivia     Just like the name suggests,     it's great at blinding things. [05:50] Noir     I guess I'll add that, too, then. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills [05:53] Noir     I should give it a test run... [05:56] Noir     Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes! [06:01] Olivia     Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir! [06:04] Noir     I-It's sort of strange having     you laugh at me in that state. [06:14] Noir     I didn't find any noteworthy monsters     on the third or fourth floors. [06:17] Noir     Then I got to the fifth... [06:22] Noir     I sense a presence over there. [06:27] Noir     Did they fight and end up killing each other? [06:31] Noir     Or... [06:43] Noir     A pitch-black lion? [06:46] Noir     I-I need to use Discerning Eye! SIGN    Name: SIGN    Level: SIGN    Skills: [06:53] Noir     I'm not getting any information?! [07:01] Noir     Th-Then I'll just have to... [07:04] Noir     use Blinding Light! [07:10] Noir     And then Dungeon Elevator     to get the hell outta here! [07:13] Tigerson     W-Wait, human. I must speak with you. [07:17] Noir     I-It talked?! [07:21] Tigerson     You have no reason to fear me. [07:23] Tigerson     I am not suspicious in the least. [07:26] Noir     Er, I'm not sure about that. [07:29] Noir     And... [07:31] Noir     Why does it have a tulip     growing on its head?! [07:34] Tigerson     Human, having acknowledged the talent     you must have to reach this floor, [07:39] Tigerson     I have a request. [07:41] Tigerson     I will take you to the     sixth floor, and in return, [07:45] Tigerson     I would like you to search for someone. [07:53] Noir     I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but... [08:05] Noir     M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong. [08:09] Tigerson     My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson. [08:12] Noir     Tiger... Huh? Tiger? [08:16] Tigerson     My friend gave me this name. [08:18] Tigerson     It is my pride and joy. [08:20] Noir     I-I see... [08:23] Noir     Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia. [08:25] Tigerson     Noir... No need for formalities. [08:28] Noir     All right. [08:30] Noir     So who's this person you want     me to find on the sixth floor? [08:34] Tigerson     My friend. [08:41] Tigerson     Long ago, I accompanied my friend here. [08:45] Tigerson     We made it to the fifth floor handily, [08:47] Tigerson     but then my friend said he'd     explore the sixth on his own. [08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle     There'll be a lot of traps ahead. [08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle     Wait here. I'll use my     skills to get rid of them. [08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle     I promise I'll be back. [09:00] Tigerson     So I've been waiting this whole time. [09:04] Noir     H-How long have you been waiting? [09:07] Tigerson     Around 350 years now. [09:09] Noir     Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh... [09:13] Tigerson     My friend is an elf. [09:15] Tigerson     Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years. [09:20] Noir     I see. Still, you're very faithful. [09:24] Noir     You didn't consider just     going to the sixth floor? [09:26] Tigerson     I promised my friend Vashelle     that I would wait on the fifth floor. [09:31] Tigerson     A promise to a friend is absolute. [09:36] Noir     He's very considerate of his friend. [09:40] Noir     I left Tigerson behind     and came to the sixth floor. [09:46] Noir     It's so dark. [09:49] Noir     Blinding Light is meant for blinding others. [09:52] Noir     It won't really help me look around. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1000 [09:57] Noir     All right, now I should be able to see. [10:06] Noir     There's something there. [10:15] Noir     It sorta looks like a person, but... [10:22] Noir     That's definitely not a person! [10:28] Noir     Discerning Eye! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Sextuple Zombie Lv.110 SIGN    Skills [10:31] Noir     A Sextuple Zombie?! [10:38] Noir     And now its friends are here! [10:52] Noir     What the hell is this?! [11:02] Noir     I-Its body breaks into six parts. [11:05] Noir     So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie... [11:08] Noir     I'll use the other door to get outside. [11:15] Noir     A-Another one?! [11:25] Noir     He seems different from the other zombies... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Zombie Lv.170 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Archery (Grade B) SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C) SIGN    Sharp Ears [11:32] Noir     These skills... [11:34] Noir     And... [11:36] Noir     W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend? [11:39] Noir     Vashelle?! [11:43] Sign     Hello [11:43] Sign     Why does he have     a tulip on his head? [11:43] Tigerson     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [11:55] Noir     Are you Vashelle? [11:59] Noir     That's not gonna work.     I need to turn him back somehow. [12:03] Noir     Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill. SIGN     SIGN    Needed to delete SIGN    Available LP. [12:07] Noir     It's not cheap, but... [12:28] Vashelle     Wh-What happened? [12:30] Noir     Are you the elf named Vashelle? [12:33] Vashelle     Y-Yes, I am. [12:36] Noir     My name is Noir. [12:38] Noir     I actually need to talk to you. [12:47] Vashelle     Tigerson? Really? [12:49] Noir     Yes. As promised, he's been     waiting on the fifth floor. [12:52] Vashelle     But... [12:55] Vashelle     It's been more than 300 years. [13:00] Vashelle     He's truly a great friend. [13:03] Noir     Yes. [13:05] Vashelle     I just randomly named him Tigerson,     but he fell in love with the name. [13:11] Vashelle     Before I came to this dungeon, [13:13] Vashelle     he saved me, even though he didn't know me. [13:18] Vashelle     He tried to leave without saying a word,     so I ended up asking him [13:22] Vashelle     if he'd like to be my friend. [13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson     The other 990,000 creatures I have     encountered all pointed a weapon at me. [13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson     You're the only one who reached out to me. [13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson     I've never had a friend before. [13:44] Vashelle     After that, I came to this dungeon     to search for a treasure to send [13:48] Vashelle     to my love back home. [13:50] Vashelle     I happened to find the     password in an ancient text. [13:54] Noir     And that's how you and     Tigerson got to the fifth floor. [13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle     There'll be a lot of traps ahead. [14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle     Wait here. I'll use my     skills to get rid of them. [14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle     I promise I'll be back. [14:07] Vashelle     I can hardly call myself a friend if     he's just protecting me all the time. [14:12] Noir     I totally get that. [14:14] Noir     Up until recently, Emma had     to protect me all the time. [14:18] Vashelle     And you saw how I ended up. [14:21] Vashelle     How am I supposed to face him again? [14:24] Noir     Vashelle... [14:26] Vashelle     But I can't keep him waiting any longer. [14:42] Vashelle     Tigerson... [14:49] Tigerson     I see that you are safe, my friend. [14:58] Vashelle     Tigerson... [15:00] Vashelle     Let's give up on conquering this dungeon. [15:04] Tigerson     I see. If that is what you wish. [15:07] Vashelle     My love might still be waiting for me. [15:10] Vashelle     But even if I'm wrong about that,     I think this is for the best. [15:16] Tigerson     Indeed. [15:17] Vashelle     But I told you before, right? [15:22] Vashelle     Other races aren't allowed into my homeland. [15:30] Vashelle     Which means... [15:32] Tigerson     Yes, I know. We must part ways here. [15:41] Vashelle     Your lifespan is limited... [15:44] Vashelle     And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time... [15:48] Tigerson     It's all right. [15:50] Tigerson     You want to return home to your beloved. [15:53] Tigerson     No one can stop matters of the heart. [15:57] Vashelle     I'm so sorry... Truly. [16:02] Tigerson     Do not worry about that.     I waited because I wanted to. [16:06] Vashelle     Tigerson... [16:08] Tigerson     The days I spent waiting for you had meaning. [16:18] Noir     I ended up using Dungeon Elevator     to return to the first floor, [16:22] Noir     and then left the dungeon. [16:24] Noir     Tigerson and Vashelle were     also heading toward the exit, [16:29] Noir     but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about. [16:43] Vashelle     Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday. [16:47] Noir     Don't even worry about it. [16:49] Vashelle     Tigerson, once things calm down,     I promise to come see you again. [16:54] Vashelle     Stay well, my friend. [16:55] Tigerson     I am tough, if nothing else. [16:59] Vashelle     True. [17:07] Vashelle     Farewell, Tigerson! [17:09] Tigerson     Farewell. [17:14] Vashelle     It was so much fun. [17:16] Vashelle     The days I spent with you...     were so much fun. [17:30] Tigerson     Noir, I thank you for what you have done. [17:33] Noir     What are you going to do now, Tigerson? [17:38] Tigerson     Who knows? [17:41] Tigerson     For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.     I forgot something there. [17:46] Tigerson     Farewell. [17:56] Noir     I got curious, so I went back, too. [18:10] Noir     Tigerson? [18:12] Noir     He seemed pretty calm,     but I guess he's actually angry... [18:21] Noir     He's not angry... [18:23] Noir     He's crying. [18:28] Tigerson     Is that you, Noir? [18:30] Noir     Yeah. [18:32] Tigerson     I prepared myself for the day     I would have to part with him. [18:36] Tigerson     And yet, now that I must face that reality... [18:42] Tigerson     I am weak. [18:44] Noir     That's not true! [18:47] Noir     I imagined it, too. Having to     say goodbye to my loved ones... [18:52] Noir     To be honest, it was so sad and painful     that I didn't want to imagine it. [18:56] Noir     It felt like I was losing a part of myself. [19:00] Tigerson     Noir... [19:03] Noir     Let's do it. [19:06] Noir     Let's be friends! [19:11] Tigerson     Friends? You and me? [19:16] Noir     Yeah, I'm serious. [19:18] Noir     Actually, why don't you     come live at my place? [19:20] Noir     It's much more comfortable sleeping on     a warm carpet than this cold stone floor. [19:25] Tigerson     Aye. I shall take you up on that offer. [19:28] Tigerson     I can at least serve as your guard lion. [19:32] Noir     I guess that settles it. [19:34] Tigerson     Hop onto my back. [19:36] Tigerson     Let us go to your home. [19:40] Noir     No, Tigerson. [19:44] Noir     Let's go back to our home. [19:51] Tigerson     Ah, I see... [19:54] Tigerson     I finally understand, Vashelle. [19:57] Tigerson     There was another reason     that I waited 350 years. [20:03] Tigerson     Today, I met another [20:06] Tigerson     who reached out to me.     The second out of 990,000. [20:23] Tigerson     It's been so long since I felt the wind. [20:26] Tigerson     It feels wonderful. Make sure     you don't get thrown off! [20:29] Noir     Okay! Let's fly! [20:39] Noir's dad     Wh-Wha... [20:40] Noir's Dad     What?! [20:41] Noir     I'm back, Father. [20:44] Noir's dad     I-I can quite plainly see that... [20:47] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [20:48] Alice     Brother Dearest! Did you make     that creature your familiar? [20:52] Noir     No, Tigerson is my friend. [20:55] Noir's dad     Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson? [20:58] Noir     Correct. [20:59] Noir's Dad     Well, whatever. [21:02] Noir's dad     More importantly...     It doesn't bite, does it? [21:05] Tigerson     I would never do such a thing. [21:07] Noir's dad     It can talk?! What a smart kitty. [21:11] Noir     When we get our shop up and running,     he wants to be our guard lion. [21:15] Noir's dad     I-I see. I have a feeling     he'll eat me if I say no, so... [21:21] Noir's mom     I'll have to make an extra     special dinner tonight. [21:24] Noir's mom     Come, Tigey. Have a seat. [21:27] Noir's Dad     Tigey?! [21:30] Tigerson     Thank you for your hospitality. [21:33] Alice     What a magnificent mane. [21:36] Noir's dad     Say, so what's the deal with the tulip? [21:39] Noir     Oh, that's... [21:46] Alice     My, how cute. [21:47] Tigerson     Th-That's— [21:52] Noir     As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it. [21:55] Noir's dad     I see. So it's just like what     your mother is to me. [22:00] Noir     Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson     joined the Stardia family. [22:07] Alice     Take that! [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:43] Alice     Alice Theater! [23:45] Noir     What a surprise. [23:48] Noir     I never would've figured Tigerson     had a weak spot like that. [23:51] Alice     Everyone has a weak spot. [23:55] Noir     Wait, that's... [23:58] Alice     Brother Dearest, you must endure. [24:00] Alice     There's a big one... [24:05] Alice     My... It's so big, Brother Dearest... [24:17] Lola     Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking." SIGN    #07 "The Receptionist Ranking" SIGN    Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu