E4 - The Untainted Cleric

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[00:14] Lola
    She should be at the temple at this hour.
[00:20] Monk
    The line to see the Lady Cleric is here.
[00:22] Monk
    Please have your ticket in hand.
SIGN    Man, I feel alive again!
SIGN    My body feels so much lighter.
[00:35] Lola
    Looks like she's working hard again
    today. Hopefully not too hard.
[00:43] (Flashback) Lola
    I believe there is.
[00:44] (Flashback) Lola
    If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[00:47] (Flashback) Lola
    But she rarely takes on jobs
    to remove curse-based skills.
[00:52] (Flashback) Lola
    There may be some reason behind it,
[00:55] (Flashback) Lola
    but I'm her best friend,
    and she won't even tell me.
[01:07] Monk 2
    Lady Cleric...
[01:08] Luna
    I'm taking a break.
[01:10] Luna
    I apologize, but please wait.
[01:12] Monk 2
    Understood.
[01:24] Luna
    Oh, whoops...
[01:27] Luna
    I seem to be out of energy.
[01:29] Lola
    It appears as though you're
    working too hard, Lady Cleric.
[01:33] Luna
    Oh, it's you, Lola.
[01:35] Lola
    That's quite the greeting for someone
    who's worried about you.
[01:41] Luna
    I apologize.
[01:45] Luna
    So what's the very capable receptionist
    from the guild doing here today?
[01:50] Lola
    I hate to ask this when I know you're tired,
[01:53] Lola
    but I needed to discuss
    something important with you.
[03:29] Noir
    Today's the day that Lola is going
    to introduce us to this cleric.
[03:34] Noir
    I had some time before we
    were supposed to meet up,
[03:36] Noir
    so I decided to get some
    advice from my master.
[03:40] Noir
    "Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[03:42] Noir
    Let me train in secret to become
    the strongest in the world!"
[03:54] Olivia
    Hmph.
SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
[03:56] Olivia
    Hmphity hmph.
[03:59] Noir
    M-Master?
[04:00] Noir
    Are you mad about something?
[04:02] Olivia
    Well, you haven't come see me at all!
[04:06] Olivia
    I feel like it's been about two weeks.
[04:10] Noir
    S-Sorry about that!
[04:12] Noir
    I meant to come sooner,
[04:15] Noir
    but I ran into a little problem.
[04:20] Olivia
    I see. A duke's daughter with a curse.
[04:24] Noir
    Yes.
[04:25] Olivia
    If it's a curse-based skill,
    it might have to do with her family.
[04:29] Noir
    Her family? You mean something
    to do with her ancestors?
[04:33] Olivia
    Yeah, it happens all the time!
[04:35] Olivia
    There's a skill to curse one's descendants.
[04:38] Noir
    But that's...
[04:40] Olivia
    You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative
    enough to create the skill to undo it.
[04:46] Olivia
    It's probably best if you let
    that cleric girl handle it.
[04:50] Noir
    Right. That's what I plan on doing, but...
[04:53] Noir
    I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like.
[04:56] Olivia
    If she has the skill to exorcise things,
    she's probably at least part elf.
[05:00] Noir
    An elf, huh?
[05:02] Noir
    You don't see them very often.
[05:04] Olivia
    It's great to fulfill some of
    your desires with other species.
[05:07] Olivia
    You'll get lots of extra LP with them!
[05:10] Noir
    What?!
[05:12] Olivia
    You gotta go for the glory!
[05:15] Noir
    Wh-What are you—
[05:18] Noir
    S-So, Master, what would you
    do to earn about 10,000 LP?
[05:23] Olivia
    Oh, in my case... Here.
    I'll whisper it to you.
[05:32] Olivia
    First...
[05:34] Olivia
    ...to get their body extra sensitive...
[05:37] Olivia
    ...tie down their...
[05:39] Olivia
    ...and while they're...
[05:43] Olivia
    Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time!
[05:49] Olivia
    Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir.
[05:53] Noir
    Sh-She's totally messing with me...
[05:56] Olivia
    You probably won't be able to
    get 10,000 that quickly,
[05:59] Olivia
    but I can teach you a skill
    that'll be super useful in gaining LP.
[06:03] Noir
    Really? That'll be great!
[06:05] Olivia
    Okay! Let your awesome master
    Olivia fill you in on the deets.
[06:11] Noir
    Thank you!
[06:16] Olivia
    And now, for those deets...
[06:18] Olivia
    You'll get the best bang for your buck!
    This forbidden skill is...
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:25] Olivia
    It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,
    but it's effective as hell!
SIGN    Only takes 300 LP to get!
[06:29] Olivia
    You'll have some indescribable experiences!
[06:33] Noir
    Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher!
SIGN    Noir Stardia   Lv.35
    LP.2270
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills    
    Skills   
    Skills  
    Skills  
    Skills
SIGN    Noir Stardia   Lv.35
    LP.1970
[06:46] Emma
    Noir! Took you long enough!
[06:50] Emma
    The Lady Cleric and Lola
    are gonna show up soon!
[06:52] Noir
    Huh?
[06:56] Noir
    Whoops, sorry!
[07:10] Noir
    Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs.
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    No!
[07:30] Noir
    Damn, my luck just won't stop!
[07:33] Noir
    This is how effective Lucky Lecher is?
[07:38] (Flashback) Olivia
    Buh-ling!
[07:38] Noir
    Th-This skill's amazing!
[07:41] Noir
    You're the best, Master.
[07:42] (Flashback) Olivia
    Buh-ling!
[07:44] Noir
    But this is going to affect my life.
[07:49] Noir
    I just need to use Editor
    to tinker with it a bit.
[07:51] Noir
    Lucky Lecher.
SIGN    Lucky Lecher
SIGN    Causes erotic situations to occur
[07:53] Noir
    Causes erotic situations to occur with
    nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex.
[07:56] Noir
    Just need to add "rarely."
SIGN    Spent
SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN    "rarely"
[08:00] Noir
    As well as, "Skill will not trigger
    during serious situations."
SIGN    Spent
SIGN    "Skill will not trigger during serious situations."
[08:05] Noir
    Gotta make sure these only
    happen at the right time.
[08:11] Emma
    Hey! What are you smirking about?!
[08:14] Noir
    I-I'm not!
[08:16] Emma
    You were totally staring 
    at those other girls, too!
[08:17] Luna
    That must be Noir.
[08:19] Emma
    Noir, you doofus!
[08:21] Luna
    He's pretty cute.
[08:24] Luna
    Just my type, actually.
[08:25] Lola
    Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:28] Emma
    Oh, Lola.
[08:30] Noir
    And...
[08:32] Noir
    The Lady Cleric?
[08:37] Lola
    Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is...
[08:40] Luna
    Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two.
[08:44] Emma
    L-Likewise.
[08:45] Noir
    N-Nice to meet you.
[08:48] Emma
    Yeah.
[08:49] Luna
    We've got reservations.
    We can talk there.
[08:55] Emma
    Her silky, smooth, silvery locks...
[08:57] Emma
    Look at her from behind...
[08:59] Emma
    Her tight but perky butt...
[09:01] Emma
    Then her long, slim legs...
[09:05] Emma
    My only advantage over her is my boobs!
[09:08] Emma
    I never should've let Noir meet her.
[09:10] Noir
    Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go.
[09:20] Luna
    Lola told me the basics.
[09:22] Luna
    So this person you want me to look at...
[09:25] Noir
    Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke.
[09:32] Luna
    So it's her.
[09:34] Luna
    I've actually looked at her before...
[09:37] Luna
    But I declined lifting her curse.
[09:39] Noir
    But why? Don't you have
    a skill to lift curses?
[09:44] Luna
    Yes, I do. With no problems.
[09:48] Luna
    But...
[09:57] Luna
    I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse.
[10:00] Luna
    I can't save her.
[10:07] Luna
    How's Maria currently doing?
[10:10] Noir
    She doesn't even have a week to live.
[10:13] Noir
    She suffers convulsions
    that pain her entire body.
[10:16] Noir
    Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter.
[10:20] Luna
    So her curse has progressed that far...
[10:24] Lola
    Luna, you don't need to
    feel responsible for this.
[10:28] Lola
    You save dozens of people every day.
[10:31] Lola
    That itself is an amazing feat.
[10:35] Noir
    It seems that Luna feels
    pretty responsible for this.
[10:39] Noir
    Maybe she does have some kind of secret.
[10:44] Noir
    Discerning Eye.
SIGN    Species: Half-elf
    Age: 17
    Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer
    Skills:  
    Skills:
[10:45] Noir
    Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Luna Heela   Lv.35
SIGN    Skill: Lift Curse
    Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's
    Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to
    Skill: the strength of the curse.
[10:49] Noir
    Erases curse skills.
[10:52] Noir
    However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?!
[10:57] Noir
    So when she lifts the curse,
    Luna's own lifespan is...
[11:13] Merchant
    Here it comes! This is a huge load!
[11:19] Noir
    Elves live far longer than humans.
[11:22] Noir
    But apparently, even so,
    Miss Maria's curse is so powerful
[11:25] Noir
    that her lifespan can't cover it.
[11:31] Luna
    Noir...
[11:34] Luna
    Lead me to Miss Maria's home.
[11:37] Luna
    I will lift her curse.
[11:39] Lola
    B-But you just said you
    couldn't lift her curse.
[11:43] Luna
    Well...
[11:45] Noir
    Emma, Lola.
[11:47] Noir
    Could you leave us for a bit?
[11:51] Noir
    I'd like to talk to Luna in private.
[11:58] Noir
    Sorry this is so sudden.
[12:00] Noir
    I took a look at your stats with my skill.
[12:05] Noir
    If you cure Miss Maria,
    that means your life...
[12:09] Luna
    Stop! Don't say anymore!
[12:11] Noir
    But—
[12:11] Luna
    She's at death's door, isn't she?
[12:16] Luna
    How could I possibly leave her alone
     knowing her life is at stake?
[12:26] Luna
    I want to save people.
[12:29] Luna
    Just like my mother would have done.
[12:35] Luna
    My mother was also a cleric.
[12:39] Luna
    Even though she knew that
    her lifespan was at stake,
[12:42] Luna
    she continued lifting curses.
[12:45] Luna
    She kept her chipping away at her own
    lifespan to save those who were suffering.
[12:49] Luna
    And now, she's no longer with us.
[12:53] Luna
    But...
[12:56] Luna
    I'm very proud of my mother.
[13:04] Noir
    Luna...
[13:05] Luna
    And because I am my mother's daughter,
[13:08] Luna
    I want to use this power for others...
[13:19] Luna
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
SIGN    There's trouble!
SIGN    A wall collapsed! Someone help!
SIGN    There's a child underneath!
SIGN    He's terribly injured!
[13:37] Lola
    Hey, are you okay?
[13:43] Emma
    Hang in there!
[13:44] Lola
    W-We need to heal him immediately.
[13:48] Luna
    I wonder sometimes...
[13:51] Luna
    Why are we born into this world?
[13:55] Noir
    I still don't know the answer to that.
[13:59] Luna
    It's all right.
[14:01] Luna
    I'm sure you'll find that answer someday.
[14:04] Noir
    I guess you've already found yours, Luna.
[14:08] Luna
    Yes.
[14:09] Luna
    I can save lives and bring
    about so many smiles.
[14:13] Luna
    That is my mission!
[14:21] Luna
    Healing Shot!
[14:32] Emma
    Thank goodness!
[14:33] Lola
    Luna!
[14:34] Noir
    W-Wow...
[14:35] Noir
    I guess your cleric title isn't just for show.
[14:42] Noir
    Luna—
[14:46] Noir
    Huh?! Luna?!
[14:50] Noir
    Are you... Huh?!
[14:55] Sign
    I don't
    wanna die
[14:56] Luna
    I-I don't wanna die...
[15:00] Luna
    Curses are scary!
[15:03] Noir
    Where did all of her bravery go?!
[15:05] Noir
    Wait, could this be...
SIGN    Skill
SIGN    
SIGN    Cowardice
SIGN    Depleting mana or receiving
SIGN    intense attacks may make the
SIGN    user even more cowardly.
[15:13] Noir
    Th-This probably sucks a lot.
[15:20] Lola
    Luna!
[15:22] Lola
    Oh, I knew it.
[15:24] Lola
    Luna's always like this.
[15:27] Lola
    Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time.
[15:33] Luna
    Mommy...
[15:35] Lola
    Don't worry, Mommy's right here.
    Come on, now, up you go.
[15:41] Luna
    I can't believe you saw that!
    Please just forget it!
[15:45] Luna
    Please! Please! I beg of you!
[15:49] Emma
    Hey, it's okay...
[15:51] Noir
    Yeah.
[15:52] Luna
    Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help!
[15:56] Luna
    Onward!
[16:00] Noir
    B-But...
[16:02] Luna
    Y-You don't need to worry about me...
[16:05] Luna
    I'm not scared of... anything...
[16:07] Noir
    Luna, let's figure out another way.
[16:10] Luna
    Huh?
[16:12] Luna
    B-But why?
[16:14] Noir
    Your legs.
[16:17] Luna
    I-I just can't contain my excitement!
[16:19] Noir
    But you said you were scared of curses.
[16:21] Luna
    What? No way. Can't recall.
[16:25] Lola
    Bad Luna!
[16:27] Lola
    Just tell us the truth already.
[16:30] Lola
    You're scared, aren't you?
[16:34] Luna
    If I save Maria, it's very likely
    that I'm going to...
[16:40] Luna
    die.
[16:43] Luna
    Just thinking about that is terrifying.
[16:48] Luna
    I'm a failure as a cleric.
[16:56] Lola
    You'll die if you lift a curse?
[16:59] Lola
    You never told me that before!
[17:00] Luna
    I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I...
[17:05] Lola
    Huh...
[17:06] Lola
    So I've been hanging out
    with you this whole time
[17:09] Lola
    without realizing something that important.
[17:12] Luna
    N-No!
[17:13] Lola
    Some best friend! It pisses me off!
[17:20] Lola
    I'm so mad that I was so clueless.
[17:22] Luna
    Huh?
[17:24] Lola
    I'm sorry I didn't realize how
    much you were suffering.
[17:30] Lola
    You're always like this, Luna!
[17:31] Lola
    You always put others before yourself!
[17:35] Luna
    Lola...
[17:37] Lola
    Rely on me... Please.
[17:41] Lola
    Stupid Luna...
[17:43] Luna
    Okay.
[17:49] Noir
    Lola... Luna...
[17:53] Noir
    There's something great about these two.
[18:03] Lola
    Sorry about all this.
[18:05] Luna
    You ended up witnessing
    such an embarrassing scene.
[18:08] Noir
    Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes.
[18:12] Noir
    Er, I was very moved by you two.
[18:15] Lola
    But what should we do?
[18:17] Emma
    If we try to save Miss Maria,
    then Luna will...
[18:24] Noir
    Don't worry.
[18:27] Noir
    Things aren't completely hopeless yet.
[18:31] Noir
    I'll be able to make this work
    without any casualties.
[18:37] Noir
    Earlier, I just gave it a shot,
    and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill.
SIGN    
SIGN    Erases curse skills.
SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:43] Noir
    I tried to get rid of the whole
    "lifespan is reduced" part, but...
SIGN    Uses
SIGN    Necessary
[18:50] Noir
    There's no way I can do 10,000 LP.
SIGN    User's lifespan
    is reduced.
SIGN    Lifespan
SIGN    Finances
SIGN    rels
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[18:54] Noir
    Then how about this?
SIGN    
SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN    Erases curse skills.
SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:56] Noir
    I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances."
SIGN    However, the user's finances are reduced in
SIGN    Uses
SIGN    Necessary
[19:00] Noir
    Perfect. This should work.
SIGN    Lifespan
SIGN    Finances
SIGN    rels
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    User's finances
    are reduced.
[19:06] Noir
    There's a way to save Miss Maria
    without having to sacrifice Luna.
[19:12] Emma
    Really, Noir?
[19:13] Noir
    Yup!
[19:15] Noir
    But I don't have quite
    enough LP to use this skill...
[19:20] Three
    LP?
SIGN    Lacking
[19:26] Luna
    Delicious foods...
[19:29] Lola
    Making money and satisfying
    worldly desires...
[19:31] Emma
    And doing exciting things with
    attractive members of the opposite sex...
[19:36] Noir
    Y-Yeah.
[19:38] Noir
    I can't use my Get Creative
    or Editor skills without LP.
[19:42] Noir
    You know, you can't make an omelet
    without breaking a few eggs...
[19:48] Noir
    A-Anyway! Can you think of a way
    for me to get 2,000 more LP?
[19:54] Noir
    And maybe something
    that'll increase Luna's finances.
[19:58] Emma
    You make it sound so easy.
[20:00] Luna
    I highly doubt there's
    anything that convenient.
[20:02] Lola
    But there is.
[20:03] Both
    Huh?!
[20:05] Lola
    A certain noble holds the perfect event
    for this occasion every week.
[20:11] Lola
    The next time it will be held is this weekend,
[20:13] Lola
    so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse.
[20:16] Noir
    What kind of event is it?
[20:19] Lola
    It's called...
[20:21] All
    It's called...?
[20:22] Lola
    The Harem Pride Event!
[20:27] Peppero
    Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes!
[20:31] Peppero
    Tonight, another ten that
    I'm jealous of... I mean...
[20:35] Peppero
    We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels
    who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends
[20:42] Peppero
    for a chance at one million rels!
SIGN    Unforgivable!
SIGN    Boo!
SIGN    Those lucky bastards!
SIGN    Piss off!
[20:50] Peppero
    So vent all the stress you can at
    the sight of these shitty normies!
[21:00] Lola
    Apparently, the host of this event has been
    betrayed by women countless times.
[21:05] Lola
    And the gentlemen who have gathered
    here have experienced something similar.
[21:10] Lola
    Most of them, apparently,
    don't have any lovers.
[21:14] Crowd A
    Death to hot guys!
[21:16] Crowd B
    Screw harems!
[21:18] Crowd
    Harems are unforgivable!
[21:20] Noir
    Th-This isn't a pride event...
    This is slander.
[21:26] Peppero
    Are you ready, my dudes?
[21:30] Peppero
    Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[21:43] Noir
    I-I think I want to go home now...
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[23:22] Alice
    Alice Theater.
[23:27] Alice
    Big Brother...
[23:31] Alice
    Y-You're back!
[23:34] Noir
    What were you doing, Alice?
[23:36] Alice
    Th-This is just... um...
[23:38] Alice
    I was just fixing your sheets!
[23:41] Noir
    They seem messier than before.
[23:45] Noir
    Don't worry. I'm just going
    to sleep in them as-is.
[23:48] Alice
    Huh? Big Brother?
[23:50] Noir
    I mean... we're siblings.
[23:53] Noir
    We used to sleep together
    like this all the time.
[23:56] Alice
    Y-Yes, of course!
[24:04] Noir
    U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister.
[24:06] Noir
    There's no way... my LP would go up...
[24:12] Noir
    Why?
[24:17] Luna
    Next time, "The Future of This Harem."
SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem"
SIGN    Illustration: Fuumi