E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Alice     Big Brother! [00:11] Noir     Y-You sure like to get up close     and personal, Alice. [00:15] Father     Stare... [00:16] Alice     I wanted to share in your     good fortune, as well! [00:20] Alice     You were accepted into     the Hero Academy, after all! [00:23] Noir     R-Right... [00:25] Alice     You're basically the head     of our household now! [00:28] Father     Alice, don't say that! My dignity! [00:31] Noir     F-Father! [00:32] Noir     I need to talk to you     about the Hero Academy. [00:35] Noir     You see, there's an enrollment fee... [00:38] Father     Enrollment fee? [00:40] Father     I have some money saved up. How much is it? [00:45] Noir     Three hundred thousand rels. [00:47] Father     Three hundred... [00:48] Noir     Within a week. [00:50] Father     A week... [00:52] Father     Will a year work? [00:54] Noir     Very well. I'll earn the money myself. [00:56] Father     I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! [01:01] Alice     My poor, unfortunate brother. [01:06] Olivia     Three hundred thousand rels     to get into the school, eh? [01:09] Olivia     That's probably a bit harsh     for a poor noble like you. [01:13] Noir     I don't think you needed to be     that blunt about it, but yeah. [01:17] Olivia     Then why don't you fight some rare monsters     in this dungeon and sell them off? [01:22] Noir     I'd rather not bring that     much attention to myself. [01:25] Noir     Especially after the entrance exam. [01:28] (Flashback) Noir     Could you just say it was you     who defeated the Dead Reaper? [01:32] (Flashback) Lenore     What? [01:34] (Flashback) Noir     People would have an easier time believing     the daughter of an earl defeated it [01:37] (Flashback) Noir     than the son of a baronet. [01:39] (Flashback) Lenore     Very well. I'll say that I defeated it. [01:44] (Flashback) Noir     Thanks. [01:45] Noir     I ended up letting my vain classmate     take the credit for it. [01:50] Olivia     Then I guess there's only one way. [01:56] Olivia     Work at the adventurers' guild. [02:00] Noir     E-Excuse me... [02:02] Guild Master     What? [02:09] Lola     Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie. [02:17] Lola     I'm the receptionist, Lola. [02:25] Lola     Is this your first time     at the adventurers' guild? SIGN    #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist" [04:03] Lola     First, allow me to explain the     very simple system we use here. [04:07] Noir     S-Sure. [04:10] Lola     There are many prominent     adventurers who belong to Odin. [04:15] Lola     We have adventurers harvest plants, [04:18] Lola     cull monsters, explore dungeons,     and complete various other quests. [04:24] Lola     Adventurers have ranks, which     affect the quests they can take [04:26] Sign     Master [04:26] Sign     Newbie [04:28] Lola     and the rewards they receive. [04:30] Lola     Of course, those who show     consistent results may rank up. [04:35] Lola     In order to join the guild,     we'll need you to register. [04:41] Noir     Oh, sure. That'll be fine. [04:45] Lola     First, I'll need you to write down     all the skills you currently have. [04:49] Noir     My skills? [04:51] Lola     Have no fear. [04:53] Lola     All that information will be     classified with the guild. [04:58] Noir     She smells so nice... [05:02] Noir     I wrote them all down. [05:05] Lola     Er, Noir... [05:07] Noir     Y-Yes? [05:08] Lola     I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around. [05:11] Lola     We don't have an endless supply of paper. [05:13] Noir     Oh, right. O-Of course. [05:16] Noir     I'm sure Get Creative and Editor     probably sound pretty weird. [05:19] Lola     No, I'm aware of those skills. [05:21] Lola     Because... [05:23] Lola     This is Odin, the guild that     Olivia Servant was a member of. [05:28] Noir     What?! Master was in this guild? [05:31] Lola     Master? [05:33] Noir     Crap! I let the cat out of the bag. [05:35] Lola     We do get people like you every now and then... [05:38] Lola     People who claim to be Olivia's successor. [05:42] Lola     In that case... [05:44] Lola     Let's find out the truth. [05:47] Lola     When you touch this Discerning Tome,     your skills appear in writing. [05:52] Lola     Well? What will it be? [05:53] Lola     You still have a chance to     take back what you said. [05:56] Noir     Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this. [05:58] Lola     Huh? [05:59] Noir     But what happens if I'm not lying? [06:03] Lola     Well... [06:05] Lola     How about I lift up my skirt and say,     "I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir." [06:13] Noir     Well, if you're sure... [06:19] Sign     Noir Stardia     16 years old     Level 33     Skills:     Great Sage     Get Creative     Editor     Bestow     LP Conversion      Stone Bullet     Discerning Eye [06:23] Lola     S-So you're really... [06:26] Lola     Olivia's s-s-s-successor?! [06:29] Noir     So, what were you going to do again? [06:33] Noir     Weren't you supposed to say,     "Lord Noir, I love you"? [06:37] Noir     While lifting up your skirt. [06:44] Lola     L-Lord Noir... [06:49] Lola     I-I love you... SIGN    Noir Stardia [06:59] Lola     So, what kind of quest would you like? [07:02] Lola     You'll have to start at Rank E. [07:04] Noir     She got over that fast! [07:06] Noir     Actually, I need to get     300,000 rels in a week. [07:10] Lola     In that case... [07:13] Lola     How about catching these? [07:16] Noir     Rainbow grasshoppers? [07:17] Noir     Their habitat is known, [07:20] Noir     but they're super rare bugs     that are seldom seen, right? [07:23] Lola     This was a D-Rank quest, [07:25] Lola     but we started taking     E-Rank applicants, as well. [07:27] Noir     So I'm guessing you couldn't find     anyone to take the quest... [07:31] Lola     Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill [07:33] Lola     that should help you out. [07:35] Noir     Oh, you're right. [07:38] Lola     Good luck, Noir. I have very     high hopes for you. [07:42] Lola     I find capable men very attractive. [07:46] Noir     I-It's hard to believe she doubted     me a few moments ago... [07:54] Noir     The grasshoppers' habitat     should be around here. [07:57] Noir     If I use the Great Sage skill     that answers any question, [08:01] Noir     I should be able to find them quickly. [08:04] Noir     But kisses are absolutely necessary     to avoid the headache side effect. [08:08] Noir     Wait. If I use Get Creative     to make Headache Immunity... SIGN    Headache Immunity SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative: [08:13] Noir     That's so much! [08:14] Noir     But I can't always rely on Emma... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.700 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.400 [08:21] Noir     Okay, that should do it. [08:25] Noir     Great Sage, where are     the rainbow grasshoppers? [08:30] Great Sage     The closest one to this location is 310     meters to the south, behind a boulder. [08:37] Noir     Yeah, it definitely hurts. [08:39] Noir     But... it's not unbearable. [08:47] Noir     Sweet. I found it pretty quickly. [08:50] Noir     But headaches seriously suck. [08:52] Noir     It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me... [08:55] Emma     Noir, you doofus! [09:01] Noir     Emma! Perfect timing, as always! [09:05] Noir     And your boobs are still... [09:09] Emma     Noir, you became an adventurer?! [09:12] Noir     H-How'd you find out about that? [09:14] Emma     I went to your house,     and they said you went to the guild. [09:16] Emma     Then I went to the guild, and... [09:18] Emma     Actually, the details don't matter! [09:20] Emma     How could you do this     without talking to me first? [09:24] Noir     S-Sorry. I thought it might     be too dangerous for you. [09:28] Emma     Ugh! Don't you remember our     promise from six years ago? [09:32] Noir     Six years ago? [09:35] Noir     When we were playing together [09:37] Noir     and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,     until death do us part?" [09:41] Emma     Yeah. So I'll look for these     grasshoppers with you! [09:46] Emma     You'll be using Great Sage, right? [09:48] Emma     So, you know... [09:49] Noir     Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.     I learned Headache Immunity. [09:53] Emma     Huh?! [09:54] Noir     B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,     so you can give me one anytime. [09:58] Noir     And we've been friends forever. [09:59] Noir     And even with the immunity,     I still get a slight headache... [10:04] Emma     R-Really? In that case... [10:06] Noir     O-Okay. [10:15] Noir     Though, honestly, this headache     is quite manageable. [10:27] Lola     Thank you for your patience. [10:30] Lola     I have your 250,000 rels here. [10:32] Noir     T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?! [10:34] Lola     Yes. At this rate,     you'll rank up in no time. [10:38] Noir     G-Great. [10:39] Lola     So you're capable and hardworking. [10:42] Lola     You truly are a fine gentleman. [10:46] Lola     And because you're such a fine gentleman,     I have another quest for you. [10:50] Lola     It's a quest to take care of some monsters. [10:52] ---     Th-Thank you very much. [10:55] Lola     Feel free to ask me any     questions you might have. [11:00] Emma     Hang on a second! [11:03] Emma     I'm going to become an adventurer     so I can come with you on this quest, Noir. [11:07] Noir     Y-Your boobs... [11:09] Lola     You? An adventurer? [11:12] Emma     The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I     have been friends since we were kids. [11:23] Noir     Th-This can't be good... [11:28] Lola     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [11:35] Noir     C-Calm down, you two. [11:38] Lola     I'm in charge of Noir.     He is a valuable partner. [11:41] Lola     I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere. [11:43] Emma     That's my line. We're together forever,     until death do us part. [11:48] Adventurer 1     What's going on? [11:49] Adventurer 2     Are they having a lovers' spat? [11:51] Adventurer 3     Yeah! Fight more! [11:52] Noir     W-Well, this turned into a spectacle... [11:56] Noir     Emma! I'm so blessed     to have you help me out! [12:00] Emma     R-Really? [12:03] Noir     And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes     to give you the best results I can! [12:07] Lola     Oh, my. [12:10] Lola     I guess that's enough for today. [12:11] Emma     Yeah, I'll back off. [12:13] Lola     On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks. [12:13] Emma     On behalf of Noir's looks. [12:16] Adventurer 1     Aw, man. [12:17] Adventurer 5     They're done already? [12:18] Adventurer 2     Well, that was no fun. [12:24] Lola     Be safe out there. [12:25] Lola     Let's have dinner off the clock sometime. [12:29] Noir     Huh? I, uh... [12:30] Emma     You seriously had the nerve to     do that right in front of me?! [12:39] Emma     Noir, you doofus. Don't you know     girls can be conniving? [12:42] Emma     Go to dinner with her, and she'll     drag you into a room and... [12:45] Noir     A-And...? [12:47] Emma     Maybe she'll dissect you. [12:49] Noir     N-No way! [12:52] Emma     Hey, there's a patch of grass missing. [12:54] Emma     I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit     that we're after ate some. [12:58] Noir     Yeah... [12:59] Noir     Apparently those rabbits are     disrupting the ecosystem. [13:03] Noir     We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them. [13:08] Noir     Goblins? [13:09] Noir     What are their levels? SIGN    Goblin [13:12] Noir     The same as Emma. In that case... [13:14] Noir     Let's fight, Emma! [13:16] Emma     Yeah! I'll take the one on the right! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Goblin Lv.17 SIGN    Sex: Male [13:19] Noir     It's male. [13:21] Noir     Then I'll use Stone Bullet! [13:26] Noir     As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but... [13:28] Noir     Sorry, my dude! [13:30] Noir     Okay, now to back up Emma. [13:33] Emma     Noir, look! [13:45] Noir     A B-Big Rabbit! SIGN    Big Rabbit [13:52] Noir     Level 24. [13:53] Noir     S-Stand back, Emma! [13:55] Emma     Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself. [13:59] Noir     What? But why? [14:00] Emma     Because... [14:02] Emma     If you do all the work, that girl's     going to be all over you again! [14:10] Noir     It's so fast for its size! [14:12] Noir     But Emma's even faster! [14:18] Noir     Yeah... [14:20] Noir     She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind. [14:24] Emma     You're way too slow. [14:27] Emma     All right, let's do this! [14:30] Emma     Wind Strike! [14:33] Noir     Wh-Whoa! [14:40] Emma     One more! [14:49] Noir     It jumped?! [15:08] Noir     I-I made it in time... [15:15] Noir     Emma! This way! [15:20] Noir     L-Let's regroup here. [15:24] Noir     It'll probably come looking for us soon. [15:27] Noir     We need to figure out how     to deal with that thing. [15:29] Emma     Why couldn't I defeat it? [15:31] Emma     I kept slicing at it. [15:33] Noir     Maybe its skin was too thick and     you just couldn't reach its vital point. [15:37] Emma     I'm so weak... [15:42] Noir     Emma... [15:43] Noir     She's actually depressed about this. [15:45] Noir     There must be something I can do. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness Lv.17 SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]     Skills [15:50] Noir     Okay, if I use Get Creative SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B) SIGN    Needed to Get Creative LP.300     Bestow to Emma LP.400     Total Used LP.700 SIGN    ———————————————— [15:52] Noir     and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded     Daggers (Grade B) to her... [15:56] Noir     That's actually a lot. SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C) SIGN    Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers SIGN    Using Editor to add "Significantly" [15:58] Noir     Then maybe I can use Editor     and tweak her skill itself... SIGN    Editor Results SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B) SIGN    Significantly improves wielder's     handling of dual-wielded daggers [16:02] Noir     There we go! I got a discount! SIGN    LP used: [16:05] Noir     But wait... [16:07] Noir     I currently have 700 LP. [16:10] Noir     If I use 500 right now,     I might be in trouble. [16:16] Noir     H-Hey... [16:19] Noir     I could make you stronger. [16:22] Noir     R-Really?! [16:23] Noir     Yeah, but there's something     that I need in return. [16:27] Emma     I-If It'll help me defeat     the rabbit, I'll do anything! [16:30] Noir     Okay, then... [16:32] Noir     Can I nibble on your ear? [16:33] Emma     Huh?! [16:35] Noir     I-I promise I won't bite hard... [16:38] Noir     No? [16:42] Emma     S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me. [16:47] Noir     Emma... [16:52] Emma     Don't hold back! [16:54] Noir     I sure won't! [17:02] Noir     Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft. [17:16] Emma     Noir... Are you done yet? [17:18] Noir     Maybe her ears are sensitive. [17:21] Noir     We've been friends forever, [17:23] Noir     but I guess there's still a lot     I don't know about her. [17:33] Emma     N-No! [17:43] Noir     It spotted us! [17:46] Noir     Hurry... Hurry! [17:49] Noir     I need that LP! SIGN    Noir Stardia [17:59] Noir     I'm topped off! [18:01] Noir     Now to improve Emma's skill— [18:21] Noir     Stone Bullet 100. [18:23] Noir     Big brains, big skills.     Maybe size does matter sometimes. [18:26] Emma     Noir! [18:29] Noir     Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill! SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]     Skills SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]     Skills [18:59] Emma     Did you see that? [19:00] Noir     I-I did, but... I've actually     seen them plenty of times. [19:06] Emma     That's fine. You can keep looking     at them, just for today. [19:10] Noir     Huh? [19:12] Emma     It's to thank you... for making me stronger! [19:29] Lola     Th-This is truly... proof that     you completed your quest. [19:32] Lola     Did you really do this on your own? [19:35] Noir     Yes! Emma took down the     Big Rabbit all on her own! [19:39] Emma     Lola... [19:42] Emma     Um... Thank you. [19:44] Emma     I gained some confidence     because of this quest. [19:48] Lola     Oh, no... I apologize     for my prior rudeness. [19:52] Lola     Congratulations on completing your quest. [19:56] Noir     Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit     flesh is delicious. [20:00] Lola     Yes. It's hard to come by. [20:04] Lola     I hear adventurers eat the meat     right after they defeat them. [20:07] Noir     Well, you see, I happened to created     a skill called Pocket Dimension [20:09] Noir     that allows me to store large     items in another dimension. [20:14] Noir     Let's all have some together. [20:17] Adventurer 5     Whoa! [20:18] Adventurer 6     That's great! [20:19] Lola     You're amazing at your job and considerate... [20:23] Lola     How wonderful. [20:26] Emma     You're the best, Noir! [20:36] Adventurer 7     It smells wonderful! [20:40] Noir     There's plenty more! [20:43] Adventurer 8     It's so good! [20:44] Adventurer 9     This is the best! [20:47] Emma     My meat! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 [20:51] Sign     Barbecue Is      a Battlefield.      by Emma Brightness [20:51] Emma     "Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"     by Emma Brightness. [20:55] Guild Master     Go on, eat up. SIGN    Noir Stardia [21:01] Lola     Noir, here's your reward for this quest. [21:04] Noir     Oh, thank you very much. [21:06] Lola     Looks like you have enough     for your enrollment fee now. [21:09] Lola     Congratulations on getting     accepted to the school. [21:11] Adventurers     Congratulations! [21:17] Adventurer 10     Good luck at Hero Academy! [21:19] Adventurer 11     Congrats on getting in! [21:21] Adventurer 12     Cheers! Congrats! [21:23] Noir     Wait... What is this? [21:26] Noir     It's like a dream... How did this happen? [21:29] Adventurer 13     Cheers to the adventurers of Odin! [21:32] Adventurer 14     Just call us if you need any help. [21:34] Adventurer 15     You should join my party next time! [21:36] Noir     What changed me? [21:39] Noir     How did I become stronger? [21:41] Noir     Who do I thank for this? [21:48] Noir     Oh, right. [21:51] Noir     This is all... [21:54] Emma     Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak! [21:57] Noir     Right. [22:08] Noir     Everyone, thank you so much! [22:22] Noir     It's all thanks to you, Master! [22:26] Noir     I'll come see you again... [22:29] Noir     Very soon. [22:36] Olivia     Or, you know... [22:39] Olivia     You could come see me right now! SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate" [24:18] Emma     Next time, "The Troubled Classmate." SIGN    Illustration: Tetsubuta