The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter The Hidden Dungeon is a place of legend where rare treasures and items are hidden. Nor, the third son of an impoverished noble family who's lost the one job offer he had, was lucky enough to hear about this dungeon. He then acquires a skill that allows him to create, bestow, and edit skills... and in order to use it, he needs to accumulate points by carrying out such tasks as eating delicious meals and doing sexual things with alluring members of the opposite sex. Season 1 E1 - Powerful Skill Set Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Narrator     This world is filled with dungeons. [00:24] Narrator     It is said that some of them even have     perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers. [00:31] Narrator     Undiscovered. [00:32] Narrator     Untrodden. [00:33] Narrator     Unreachable. [00:35] Narrator     People called these places rich in mystery... [00:40] Narrator     hidden dungeons! [00:51] Olivia     Welcome... [00:56] Olivia     Come forth, brave one. [01:01] Olivia     I await you on the second floor. [01:14] Olivia     This way. [01:24] Olivia     This way. SIGN    #01 "Powerful Skill Set" [01:52] Noir     I, Noir Stardia,     am the third son of a noble. [01:56] Noir     After graduating from the     Jastal Preparatory School, [01:59] Noir     I decided to pursue a career     instead of higher education. [02:05] Noir     Today was supposed to be     my first day on the job, but... [02:11] Noir     Father? Mother? What's wrong? [02:14] Father     Well, that library you're     supposed to work at... [02:18] Noir     Yes, today's my first day. [02:20] Father     Actually, the viscount's son interfered, [02:24] Father     and you won't be able to work there after all. [02:26] Noir     Huh? SIGN    Aristocratic Society [02:30] Noir     We may be nobles, but the Stardia     family only held a baronetcy. SIGN    Baronet SIGN    Viscount SIGN    Baron SIGN    Earl SIGN    Marquess SIGN    Duke [02:34] Sign     Librarian SIGN    Baron SIGN    Baron SIGN    Viscount SIGN    Earl SIGN    Viscount [02:36] Noir     We're just poor nobles who stand no     chance against anyone ranked higher. [02:42] Noir     Father, please raise your head. [02:45] Noir     I absolutely deplore you...     I mean, adore you, Father. [02:48] Noir's Father     You totally meant the first part! [02:51] Noir     But I guess the real question is...     what do I do now? [02:54] Noir     You shitty father... I mean, Father. [02:57] Noir's Father     You didn't even hesitate that time!     I felt that malice! [03:00] Noir's Father     I feel your anger, my son! [03:03] Alice     I will not accept this! [03:05] Alice     Who is this fiend who took     my dearest brother's position? [03:08] Alice     I will go talk to them personally! [03:09] Noir     Alice, I appreciate it, but we're     talking about the son of a viscount. [03:15] Noir's Father     Uh-huh! Uh-huh! [03:17] Alice     But... that's simply not fair,     my dear brother! [03:20] Alice     I know! Why not take the exam     for the Hero Academy? [03:25] Noir     The Hero Academy, eh? [03:28] Noir     Those who graduate from the Hero Academy     can become monster hunters or royal knights. [03:33] Noir     Basically, you're set for life if you make it there. [03:38] Noir     I'd never pass. [03:40] Alice     You should at least try! [03:42] Alice     If you don't make it,     I'll take care of you myself! [03:45] Noir     Th-Thanks... [03:51] Emma     Noir! [03:56] Emma     Hey! [03:59] Emma     Morning! [04:00] Noir     Morning, Emma. [04:02] Noir     This is Emma Brightness. [04:05] Noir     She was born into a barony,     meaning her family is wealthy, [04:08] Noir     but our parents are friends, [04:10] Noir     and she's been my friend since we were kids. [04:12] Emma     We're both going to be     librarians starting today! [04:15] Emma     Let us do our best! [04:17] Noir     Actually, about that, Emma... [04:20] Emma     What?! [04:22] Emma     Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian? [04:26] Noir     No... [04:28] Emma     But... [04:31] Noir     Y-You're that disappointed? [04:33] Emma     Well, I mean... [04:34] Emma     I had some really good news! [04:38] Emma     About your skill. [04:40] Noir     Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill? SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skill [04:43] Noir     The Great Sage skill     is my one and only skill. SIGN    Tells the user everything about the world     (even the unexplained). [04:46] Noir     It tells me everything about the world. [04:49] Noir     It's a pretty rare skill. [04:51] Noir     My parents jumped for joy when they     had my skill appraised at the church. [04:51] (Flashback) Dad     Fantastic, my son! [04:53] (Flashback) Mom     Oh, how wonderful! [04:56] Noir     But... [04:58] Noir     I can't use the Great Sage skill. SIGN    Q: What's tomorrow's      weather forecast? [05:01] Noir     Well, actually, I can... SIGN    A: It'll be sunny! [05:03] Noir     But every time I use it, [05:05] Noir     I'm plagued with a headache     so bad that I wish for death. [05:08] Noir     Which is why I don't use it. [05:11] Emma     I just happened to be going through     the ancient texts yesterday, [05:15] Emma     and I found this passage... [05:17] Emma     "Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin,     was plagued with terrible headaches, [05:22] Emma     he demanded kisses from his wives." [05:26] Noir     Why, though? [05:28] Emma     They must've been effective     against his headaches! Duh! [05:32] Noir     What? [05:33] Emma     Th-That makes sense, doesn't it? [05:37] Noir     Actually, you might have a point. [05:41] Emma     D-Do you want to give it a try? [05:44] Noir     Are you sure? [05:45] Emma     W-W-Well, who else are     you going to try that with?! [05:48] Emma     It's just a kiss! And we've known     each other forever... [05:51] Emma     And we're totally adults! [05:55] Noir     In that case... [05:56] Emma     Huh?! [06:01] Emma     W-Wait. [06:03] Emma     Let's find a better spot... [06:13] Emma     Y-You can go ahead. [06:19] Noir     I hope you're ready. [06:38] Emma     You can do it! [06:43] Noir     Answer my query, Great Sage. [06:48] Great Sage     As you wish. [06:50] Noir     I want to become stronger so I can pass     the exam for the Hero Academy. [06:53] Noir     What's the most efficient way     to become stronger? [06:56] Great Sage     Explore a hidden dungeon. [06:58] Noir     A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one? [07:02] Great Sage     There lies a cave 15,000 meters     southwest of here. [07:06] Great Sage     Activate the switch in the wall,     and you will find the Infinite Labyrin— [07:12] Noir     My head's killing me! [07:14] Emma     Should we kiss again? [07:15] Noir     Yes, please! [07:25] Noir     My headache's fading... [07:40] Emma     Does... your head still hurt? [07:43] Noir     Yeah. [07:52] Noir     I've got all the right gear. [07:54] Noir     I even borrowed a sword from Father. [08:05] Noir     Is this where the switch is? [08:22] Great Sage     You will need a spell to open the door. [08:25] Great sage     And that spell is... [08:29] Noir     "Hidden dungeon only I can enter! [08:32] Noir     Let me train in secret to become     the strongest in the world!" [08:50] Olivia     This way. [09:12] Noir     U-Um... You are alive, right? [09:16] Olivia     Touch my head. [09:24] Olivia     I am Olivia Servant! [09:24] Sign     I am Olivia Servant     a totally super-awesome adventurer [09:26] Olivia     A totally super-awesome adventurer! [09:29] Olivia     You see, I happened to stumble upon     this hidden dungeon on one of my walks. [09:33] Olivia     I figured out how to get in all by myself. [09:36] Olivia     I ran into a monster on the second floor     and decimated it in two seconds. [09:40] Olivia     Things were going peachy, [09:43] Olivia     but then a trap activated. [09:47] Olivia     I've been tied up in here     for 200 years since then. [09:50] Noir     For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right— [09:52] Olivia     Nope, hold it. These are special     chains called Death Chains. [09:56] Olivia     Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia. [09:59] Noir     Huh? Then why did you call me here? [10:02] Olivia     I've been looking for someone to talk to. [10:04] Olivia     I figured no one would ever hear me,     but you actually showed up! [10:09] Olivia     You have no idea how long     I've been waiting for this moment! [10:14] Olivia     Anyway, you must have real potential,     considering you found this dungeon. [10:19] Olivia     What's your name? [10:20] Noir     It's Noir Stardia. [10:22] Olivia     Noir, eh? [10:24] Olivia     So what brought you here, anyway? [10:26] Noir     Well... [10:30] Olivia     Right. I got you. [10:33] Olivia     But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this! [10:36] Olivia     "The super-hot babe Olivia     is sealed away in B2!" [10:40] Noir     Nope. He didn't say a word about you. [10:42] Olivia     Well, whatever.     So you wanna get stronger, right? [10:46] Olivia     Then you can have my skills. [10:49] Noir     Huh? [10:50] Olivia     Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon... [10:52] Olivia     So just tap your forehead against mine. [10:55] Noir     L-Like this? [11:01] Olivia     Dun dun da-dun! [11:03] Olivia     You've quite literally got skills,     Noir. Mine, that is. [11:07] Olivia     Now I can die without any regrets. [11:11] Noir     Wait! You can't just die now! [11:13] Olivia     Pfft. Like I'd actually die. [11:15] Olivia     You can address me as "Master" from now on. [11:19] Olivia     Now, I'll give you a simple     rundown of my skills. [11:23] Olivia     The Get Creative skill. [11:24] Olivia     You can create pretty much any     skill your mind can think of. [11:28] Olivia     The Bestow skill. [11:30] Olivia     You can give the skills you've     created to other people or objects. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir SIGN    Wings [11:34] Olivia     The Editor skill. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir SIGN    Wings [11:36] Olivia     You can edit the skills you've     given to yourself or others. SIGN    ———— SIGN    ———— [11:40] Noir     So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor. SIGN    Skills SIGN    Get Creative SIGN    Bestow SIGN    Editor [11:43] Noir     Depending on how I use these, I can     create insanely powerful attacks. [11:47] Olivia     But be careful. [11:49] Olivia     To use any of these skills,     you need life points, or LP. SIGN    Life Points [11:53] Olivia     The stronger the skill,     the more LP it consumes, SIGN    Slow SIGN    Fast [11:57] Olivia     so make sure you use LP     Conversion when that happens. SIGN    LP Conversion [12:00] Noir     LP Conversion? [12:02] Olivia     If you do something that feels good,     your satisfaction gets turned into LP. [12:07] Noir     Huh? [12:08] Olivia     For example, fulfilling your sexual desires. [12:10] Olivia     Getting close with a charming      person of the opposite sex. [12:13] Olivia     Then there's hunger. [12:14] Olivia     Eating delicious foods and savoring     delicacies are both effective. [12:17] Olivia     Finally, the desire for worldly things. [12:19] Olivia     Earn that dough and spend it     like there's no tomorrow. [12:22] Noir     S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist. [12:25] Olivia     Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die. [12:29] Noir     Maybe tell me that first. [12:31] Olivia     How much LP do you have right now? [12:33] Olivia     Concentrate. [12:35] Noir     S-Sure. [12:37] Noir     Five hundred fifty. [12:39] Olivia     Five hundred fifty, eh?     Why don't you give Get Creative a shot? [12:43] Noir     All right. Here I go. [12:49] Golden Slime     Jiggle. [12:50] Golden Slime     Jiggle. [12:52] Noir     Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill. SIGN    Skill SIGN    Stone Bullet SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.550 SIGN    Skills     Skill     Skill [13:03] Golden Slime     Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. [13:05] Noir     Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust     in the air in front of my hand... [13:10] Noir     and fires it! [13:14] Noir     I-I beat it... [13:17] Noir     But I'm kinda tired now. [13:20] Noir     I'm going to have to figure out how     to rake in that LP from now on. [13:24] Noir     But for today... [13:30] Alice     Oh, Big Brother! [13:33] Alice     Is my lap a comferble...     a comfortable pillow for you? [13:38] Noir     Man, I feel alive again. [13:41] Noir     Can I get a goodnight hug, too? [13:44] Alice     Huh?! [13:45] Noir     I'm so blessed to have such     a cute, kind little sister! SIGN    Noir Stardia [13:54] Alice     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [14:01] Emma     Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir. [14:05] Noir     S-Sorry to call you out of the blue. [14:08] Emma     No, it's fine. What did     you want to talk about? [14:11] Noir     I have a favor to ask. [14:13] Noir     Also, you seem a bit different today. [14:15] Emma     Y-You think so? [14:18] Noir     You're usually more reserved. [14:20] Emma     Well, everyone's always staring at my chest! [14:23] Emma     Of course I'd want to hide it. [14:25] Noir     I'm not sure if that outfit is helping... [14:28] Emma     Well, that's because today's     supposed to be special! [14:30] Emma     Noir, you doofus. [14:32] Noir     Sorry! I was just worried. [14:34] Noir     I've known you forever,     and you're important to me. [14:36] Emma     Just saying that I'm important     to you isn't enough! [14:40] Noir     Th-Then... can I hug you? [14:44] Emma     Sure... [14:47] Noir     Okay... here I go. [14:51] Noir     Your scent is so calming. [14:55] Noir     Not to mention... [14:56] Sign     Noir Stardia SIGN    A few hours prior [15:01] (Flashback) Noir     So, Olivia... [15:03] (Flashback) Olivia     You hear somethin'? [15:05] (Flashback) Noir     M-Master... [15:07] (Flashback) Olivia     Yes? [15:09] (Flashback) Noir     I was hoping I could make     a skill that would help me [15:12] (Flashback) Noir     with the Hero Academy exam. [15:13] (Flashback) Olivia     This calls for cheating! [15:16] (Flashback) Noir     You're awful, you know that? [15:17] (Flashback) Olivia     And you're too much of a goody two shoes. [15:19] (Flashback) Olivia     That's exactly why they took your job. [15:23] (Flashback) Olivia     It takes 300 LP to use,     but I've got just the skill for you. [15:27] (Flashback) Olivia     You interested? [15:28] (Flashback) Noir     Yes, please! [15:30] (Flashback) Olivia     In that case... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Discerning Eye SIGN    Have a peek into     information about any     living creature or object. [15:32] (Flashback) Olivia     The skill that grants you a peek     into any kind of information: [15:35] (Flashback) Olivia     The Discerning Eye! [15:37] (Flashback) Olivia     With this, you're good to go on your exam! [15:40] Noir     Thanks, Emma. [15:42] Emma     It's fine. This is basically a greeting. [15:45] Noir     Okay, now to Get Creative and     create the Discerning Eye skill. SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.950 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skill     Skill     Skill SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.650 [15:53] Noir     Let's try it out. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness Lv.17 SIGN    Species     Occupation     Skills SIGN                    [15:57] Noir     I see it! [15:58] Noir     This means I'll pass for sure! [16:00] Noir     I need to make sure I thank Emma properly. [16:03] Emma     Man, my shoulders are so stiff. [16:06] Emma     My chest is way too heavy. [16:08] Noir     All right! SIGN    Skill SIGN    Small Boobs [16:09] Noir     I'll use Get Creative and     give Emma Small Boobs. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 [16:12] Noir     I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but... SIGN    Needed to Get Creative LP.30     Needed to Bestow to Emma LP.50 [16:15] Noir     There! [16:27] Emma     Wh-What just happened?! [16:29] Emma     Wh-What? Why?! [16:32] Noir     Now your shoulders won't be so stiff. [16:35] Noir     Don't worry, plenty of people     love small boobs. Isn't that great? [16:37] Emma     Are you being serious right now? [16:39] Noir     Yup! [16:40] Noir     Though I definitely prefer them big. [16:42] Emma     Gimme back my boobs, you doofus! [16:46] Noir     I ended up having to use Editor     to give her boobs back. [16:50] Noir     Talk about a waste of LP. SIGN    Hero Academy The Day of the Exam [16:55] Male Noble 1     Feeling confident? [16:56] Male Noble 2     But of course. [16:57] Noir     Barons and viscounts... [16:59] Noir     They're totally different     from a baronet like me. [17:03] Director     We will now begin the entrance exam. [17:06] Director     Your task is to collect raw     materials from monsters. [17:09] Director     You'll be judged on how much you bring     in and how rare the materials are. [17:12] Director     This will be a team effort in which     you split up into groups of three. [17:16] Director     Return empty-handed, and you fail! [17:18] Director     That is all! [17:19] Examinee 3     We have to make a team? [17:21] Examinee 4     No one told us that before. [17:22] Examinee 5     I'd better hurry up and find people. [17:25] Noir     E-Excuse me. Would you like to... [17:27] Examinee 6     Hm? You reek of baronet stench. [17:36] Noir     Um... [17:38] Examinee 7     Yeah, I don't associate with trash. [17:43] Noir     Trash, huh? [17:49] Emma     Hey, wanna team up? [17:51] Emma     Heya, Noir! [17:53] Noir     E-Emma? What are you doing here? [17:56] Noir     What about your librarian job? [17:58] Emma     I quit. I figured I'd give the     Hero Academy a shot, too. [18:02] Noir     I-I can't believe you quit that easily... [18:05] Emma     Well, I didn't get to be with you. [18:07] Noir     Huh? [18:08] Emma     Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up. [18:13] Lenore     Hey, want to team up? [18:16] Lenore     I'm Lenore Bludon. [18:18] Lenore     You don't need to be formal with me.     The more casual, the better. [18:22] Emma     I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore. [18:25] Lenore     Brightness? Ah, a barony. [18:29] Noir     I'm Noir Stardia. [18:31] Lenore     I didn't ask for your name. [18:34] Lenore     Why would I bother remembering     the name of a baronet? [18:37] Noir     Huh? [18:38] Director     Now, then... [18:39] Director     Gather as many materials     as you can by noon tomorrow. [18:44] Director     You can obtain them in any way you'd like. [18:46] Director     Begin! [18:47] Examinee 8     The marketplace! [18:48] Examinee 9     I'm buying everything! [18:49] Emma     Y-You can buy the materials, too? [18:52] Noir     I guess so. He never said you had to     actually defeat any monsters, so... [18:56] Lenore     Let's split up. [18:59] Lenore     Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom     of the Aristocratic Food Chain. [19:04] Emma     I guess the rich definitely     have the upper hand. [19:07] Noir     Yeah... [19:08] Emma     What are you going to do, Noir? [19:10] Emma     If you're going to hunt for your     materials, I'll come with you. [19:13] Noir     No, you wait here, Emma. [19:16] Noir     I have an idea. [19:19] Noir     I was sure there'd be plenty of rare     monsters in a hidden dungeon. [19:22] Noir     And that's why I came to     the third floor, but... [19:27] Noir     Are you serious right now?! [19:30] Noir     I'm still level 23... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Dead Reaper Lv.99 SIGN    Skill     Skill Any damage dealt to its enemy with the     Skill Scythe means Instant Death. Effect cannot     Skill be avoided without specific resistance. [19:33] Noir     Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me,     it's an insta-death for me. [19:47] Noir     I-If I use my Editor skill and     delete its Instant Death attack... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skill SIGN    LP needed to delete: 4000 [19:53] Noir     Nope! I'd literally die eight times! SIGN    Noir Stardia [19:59] Noir     I created the skill Heavy     and Bestowed it on the Reaper. [20:02] Noir     I managed to stop it for now, [20:04] Noir     but that instantly cost me 200 LP... [20:10] Noir     I feel so weak... [20:13] Noir     I lost so much LP, I can actually     feel my life draining away... [20:17] Noir     But... I have to do this... [20:19] Noir     There's no other way! [20:28] Noir     I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make     the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters! [20:28] Sign     Noir Stardia [20:28] Sign     Stone Bullet [20:35] Noir     You know, you seem a bit thin.     Have you been eating properly? [20:38] Noir     Here. This should fill you up! [20:43] Noir     Stone Bullet 100! SIGN    Noir Stardia [20:56] Noir     I-I'm exhausted... [21:03] Director     And now I will announce the top three     teams from the entrance exam results. [21:08] Lenore     He hasn't called our team at all. [21:12] Noir     Y-Yeah... [21:14] Director     In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points. [21:21] Director     In second place, Team Elizabeth     with 11,550 points. [21:26] Lenore     H-He still hasn't called us. [21:28] Emma     Maybe we didn't even rank... [21:30] Noir     W-We should be okay. [21:33] Noir     I mean, Master said... [21:35] (Flashback) Noir     It wouldn't be weird if I brought     this to the exam, right? [21:39] (Flashback) Olivia     Nah. [21:40] (Flashback) Olivia     It's better than bringing a golden slime,     which doesn't exist on this continent. [21:43] (Flashback) Olivia     They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine. [21:46] Noir     B-But... if he doesn't call us... [21:52] Director     And in first place... [21:56] Director     Team Lenore with 128,000 points! [22:01] Emma     O-One hundred and twenty... [22:03] Noir     ...eight thousand... [22:05] Director     They had the skull of the extremely     diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials. [22:09] Director     This means they pass and     rewrite history with that score. [22:12] Noir     Wh-What were you saying     about this being a grunt, Master? [22:16] Olivia     Whoops, my bad. [22:19] Olivia     A Dead Reaper is nothing to me, [22:22] Olivia     but I guess a student hunting     them would be a miracle. [22:25] Olivia     Well, whatever. [22:29] Noir     And so, I safely passed the exam     for the Hero Academy. [22:33] Noir     My family was ecstatic, and this     brightened everyone's moods. [22:37] Noir     That is, until we saw the enrollment fee. [22:40] Noir     Three hundred thousand rels? [22:43] Noir     How am I supposed to get that kind of money? [24:17] Noir     Next time, "The Guild and the Receptionist." SIGN    #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist" SIGN    Illustration: Shiratama E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Alice     Big Brother! [00:11] Noir     Y-You sure like to get up close     and personal, Alice. [00:15] Father     Stare... [00:16] Alice     I wanted to share in your     good fortune, as well! [00:20] Alice     You were accepted into     the Hero Academy, after all! [00:23] Noir     R-Right... [00:25] Alice     You're basically the head     of our household now! [00:28] Father     Alice, don't say that! My dignity! [00:31] Noir     F-Father! [00:32] Noir     I need to talk to you     about the Hero Academy. [00:35] Noir     You see, there's an enrollment fee... [00:38] Father     Enrollment fee? [00:40] Father     I have some money saved up. How much is it? [00:45] Noir     Three hundred thousand rels. [00:47] Father     Three hundred... [00:48] Noir     Within a week. [00:50] Father     A week... [00:52] Father     Will a year work? [00:54] Noir     Very well. I'll earn the money myself. [00:56] Father     I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! [01:01] Alice     My poor, unfortunate brother. [01:06] Olivia     Three hundred thousand rels     to get into the school, eh? [01:09] Olivia     That's probably a bit harsh     for a poor noble like you. [01:13] Noir     I don't think you needed to be     that blunt about it, but yeah. [01:17] Olivia     Then why don't you fight some rare monsters     in this dungeon and sell them off? [01:22] Noir     I'd rather not bring that     much attention to myself. [01:25] Noir     Especially after the entrance exam. [01:28] (Flashback) Noir     Could you just say it was you     who defeated the Dead Reaper? [01:32] (Flashback) Lenore     What? [01:34] (Flashback) Noir     People would have an easier time believing     the daughter of an earl defeated it [01:37] (Flashback) Noir     than the son of a baronet. [01:39] (Flashback) Lenore     Very well. I'll say that I defeated it. [01:44] (Flashback) Noir     Thanks. [01:45] Noir     I ended up letting my vain classmate     take the credit for it. [01:50] Olivia     Then I guess there's only one way. [01:56] Olivia     Work at the adventurers' guild. [02:00] Noir     E-Excuse me... [02:02] Guild Master     What? [02:09] Lola     Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie. [02:17] Lola     I'm the receptionist, Lola. [02:25] Lola     Is this your first time     at the adventurers' guild? SIGN    #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist" [04:03] Lola     First, allow me to explain the     very simple system we use here. [04:07] Noir     S-Sure. [04:10] Lola     There are many prominent     adventurers who belong to Odin. [04:15] Lola     We have adventurers harvest plants, [04:18] Lola     cull monsters, explore dungeons,     and complete various other quests. [04:24] Lola     Adventurers have ranks, which     affect the quests they can take [04:26] Sign     Master [04:26] Sign     Newbie [04:28] Lola     and the rewards they receive. [04:30] Lola     Of course, those who show     consistent results may rank up. [04:35] Lola     In order to join the guild,     we'll need you to register. [04:41] Noir     Oh, sure. That'll be fine. [04:45] Lola     First, I'll need you to write down     all the skills you currently have. [04:49] Noir     My skills? [04:51] Lola     Have no fear. [04:53] Lola     All that information will be     classified with the guild. [04:58] Noir     She smells so nice... [05:02] Noir     I wrote them all down. [05:05] Lola     Er, Noir... [05:07] Noir     Y-Yes? [05:08] Lola     I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around. [05:11] Lola     We don't have an endless supply of paper. [05:13] Noir     Oh, right. O-Of course. [05:16] Noir     I'm sure Get Creative and Editor     probably sound pretty weird. [05:19] Lola     No, I'm aware of those skills. [05:21] Lola     Because... [05:23] Lola     This is Odin, the guild that     Olivia Servant was a member of. [05:28] Noir     What?! Master was in this guild? [05:31] Lola     Master? [05:33] Noir     Crap! I let the cat out of the bag. [05:35] Lola     We do get people like you every now and then... [05:38] Lola     People who claim to be Olivia's successor. [05:42] Lola     In that case... [05:44] Lola     Let's find out the truth. [05:47] Lola     When you touch this Discerning Tome,     your skills appear in writing. [05:52] Lola     Well? What will it be? [05:53] Lola     You still have a chance to     take back what you said. [05:56] Noir     Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this. [05:58] Lola     Huh? [05:59] Noir     But what happens if I'm not lying? [06:03] Lola     Well... [06:05] Lola     How about I lift up my skirt and say,     "I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir." [06:13] Noir     Well, if you're sure... [06:19] Sign     Noir Stardia     16 years old     Level 33     Skills:     Great Sage     Get Creative     Editor     Bestow     LP Conversion      Stone Bullet     Discerning Eye [06:23] Lola     S-So you're really... [06:26] Lola     Olivia's s-s-s-successor?! [06:29] Noir     So, what were you going to do again? [06:33] Noir     Weren't you supposed to say,     "Lord Noir, I love you"? [06:37] Noir     While lifting up your skirt. [06:44] Lola     L-Lord Noir... [06:49] Lola     I-I love you... SIGN    Noir Stardia [06:59] Lola     So, what kind of quest would you like? [07:02] Lola     You'll have to start at Rank E. [07:04] Noir     She got over that fast! [07:06] Noir     Actually, I need to get     300,000 rels in a week. [07:10] Lola     In that case... [07:13] Lola     How about catching these? [07:16] Noir     Rainbow grasshoppers? [07:17] Noir     Their habitat is known, [07:20] Noir     but they're super rare bugs     that are seldom seen, right? [07:23] Lola     This was a D-Rank quest, [07:25] Lola     but we started taking     E-Rank applicants, as well. [07:27] Noir     So I'm guessing you couldn't find     anyone to take the quest... [07:31] Lola     Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill [07:33] Lola     that should help you out. [07:35] Noir     Oh, you're right. [07:38] Lola     Good luck, Noir. I have very     high hopes for you. [07:42] Lola     I find capable men very attractive. [07:46] Noir     I-It's hard to believe she doubted     me a few moments ago... [07:54] Noir     The grasshoppers' habitat     should be around here. [07:57] Noir     If I use the Great Sage skill     that answers any question, [08:01] Noir     I should be able to find them quickly. [08:04] Noir     But kisses are absolutely necessary     to avoid the headache side effect. [08:08] Noir     Wait. If I use Get Creative     to make Headache Immunity... SIGN    Headache Immunity SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative: [08:13] Noir     That's so much! [08:14] Noir     But I can't always rely on Emma... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.700 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.400 [08:21] Noir     Okay, that should do it. [08:25] Noir     Great Sage, where are     the rainbow grasshoppers? [08:30] Great Sage     The closest one to this location is 310     meters to the south, behind a boulder. [08:37] Noir     Yeah, it definitely hurts. [08:39] Noir     But... it's not unbearable. [08:47] Noir     Sweet. I found it pretty quickly. [08:50] Noir     But headaches seriously suck. [08:52] Noir     It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me... [08:55] Emma     Noir, you doofus! [09:01] Noir     Emma! Perfect timing, as always! [09:05] Noir     And your boobs are still... [09:09] Emma     Noir, you became an adventurer?! [09:12] Noir     H-How'd you find out about that? [09:14] Emma     I went to your house,     and they said you went to the guild. [09:16] Emma     Then I went to the guild, and... [09:18] Emma     Actually, the details don't matter! [09:20] Emma     How could you do this     without talking to me first? [09:24] Noir     S-Sorry. I thought it might     be too dangerous for you. [09:28] Emma     Ugh! Don't you remember our     promise from six years ago? [09:32] Noir     Six years ago? [09:35] Noir     When we were playing together [09:37] Noir     and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,     until death do us part?" [09:41] Emma     Yeah. So I'll look for these     grasshoppers with you! [09:46] Emma     You'll be using Great Sage, right? [09:48] Emma     So, you know... [09:49] Noir     Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.     I learned Headache Immunity. [09:53] Emma     Huh?! [09:54] Noir     B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,     so you can give me one anytime. [09:58] Noir     And we've been friends forever. [09:59] Noir     And even with the immunity,     I still get a slight headache... [10:04] Emma     R-Really? In that case... [10:06] Noir     O-Okay. [10:15] Noir     Though, honestly, this headache     is quite manageable. [10:27] Lola     Thank you for your patience. [10:30] Lola     I have your 250,000 rels here. [10:32] Noir     T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?! [10:34] Lola     Yes. At this rate,     you'll rank up in no time. [10:38] Noir     G-Great. [10:39] Lola     So you're capable and hardworking. [10:42] Lola     You truly are a fine gentleman. [10:46] Lola     And because you're such a fine gentleman,     I have another quest for you. [10:50] Lola     It's a quest to take care of some monsters. [10:52] ---     Th-Thank you very much. [10:55] Lola     Feel free to ask me any     questions you might have. [11:00] Emma     Hang on a second! [11:03] Emma     I'm going to become an adventurer     so I can come with you on this quest, Noir. [11:07] Noir     Y-Your boobs... [11:09] Lola     You? An adventurer? [11:12] Emma     The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I     have been friends since we were kids. [11:23] Noir     Th-This can't be good... [11:28] Lola     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [11:35] Noir     C-Calm down, you two. [11:38] Lola     I'm in charge of Noir.     He is a valuable partner. [11:41] Lola     I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere. [11:43] Emma     That's my line. We're together forever,     until death do us part. [11:48] Adventurer 1     What's going on? [11:49] Adventurer 2     Are they having a lovers' spat? [11:51] Adventurer 3     Yeah! Fight more! [11:52] Noir     W-Well, this turned into a spectacle... [11:56] Noir     Emma! I'm so blessed     to have you help me out! [12:00] Emma     R-Really? [12:03] Noir     And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes     to give you the best results I can! [12:07] Lola     Oh, my. [12:10] Lola     I guess that's enough for today. [12:11] Emma     Yeah, I'll back off. [12:13] Lola     On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks. [12:13] Emma     On behalf of Noir's looks. [12:16] Adventurer 1     Aw, man. [12:17] Adventurer 5     They're done already? [12:18] Adventurer 2     Well, that was no fun. [12:24] Lola     Be safe out there. [12:25] Lola     Let's have dinner off the clock sometime. [12:29] Noir     Huh? I, uh... [12:30] Emma     You seriously had the nerve to     do that right in front of me?! [12:39] Emma     Noir, you doofus. Don't you know     girls can be conniving? [12:42] Emma     Go to dinner with her, and she'll     drag you into a room and... [12:45] Noir     A-And...? [12:47] Emma     Maybe she'll dissect you. [12:49] Noir     N-No way! [12:52] Emma     Hey, there's a patch of grass missing. [12:54] Emma     I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit     that we're after ate some. [12:58] Noir     Yeah... [12:59] Noir     Apparently those rabbits are     disrupting the ecosystem. [13:03] Noir     We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them. [13:08] Noir     Goblins? [13:09] Noir     What are their levels? SIGN    Goblin [13:12] Noir     The same as Emma. In that case... [13:14] Noir     Let's fight, Emma! [13:16] Emma     Yeah! I'll take the one on the right! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Goblin Lv.17 SIGN    Sex: Male [13:19] Noir     It's male. [13:21] Noir     Then I'll use Stone Bullet! [13:26] Noir     As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but... [13:28] Noir     Sorry, my dude! [13:30] Noir     Okay, now to back up Emma. [13:33] Emma     Noir, look! [13:45] Noir     A B-Big Rabbit! SIGN    Big Rabbit [13:52] Noir     Level 24. [13:53] Noir     S-Stand back, Emma! [13:55] Emma     Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself. [13:59] Noir     What? But why? [14:00] Emma     Because... [14:02] Emma     If you do all the work, that girl's     going to be all over you again! [14:10] Noir     It's so fast for its size! [14:12] Noir     But Emma's even faster! [14:18] Noir     Yeah... [14:20] Noir     She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind. [14:24] Emma     You're way too slow. [14:27] Emma     All right, let's do this! [14:30] Emma     Wind Strike! [14:33] Noir     Wh-Whoa! [14:40] Emma     One more! [14:49] Noir     It jumped?! [15:08] Noir     I-I made it in time... [15:15] Noir     Emma! This way! [15:20] Noir     L-Let's regroup here. [15:24] Noir     It'll probably come looking for us soon. [15:27] Noir     We need to figure out how     to deal with that thing. [15:29] Emma     Why couldn't I defeat it? [15:31] Emma     I kept slicing at it. [15:33] Noir     Maybe its skin was too thick and     you just couldn't reach its vital point. [15:37] Emma     I'm so weak... [15:42] Noir     Emma... [15:43] Noir     She's actually depressed about this. [15:45] Noir     There must be something I can do. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness Lv.17 SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]     Skills [15:50] Noir     Okay, if I use Get Creative SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B) SIGN    Needed to Get Creative LP.300     Bestow to Emma LP.400     Total Used LP.700 SIGN    ———————————————— [15:52] Noir     and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded     Daggers (Grade B) to her... [15:56] Noir     That's actually a lot. SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C) SIGN    Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers SIGN    Using Editor to add "Significantly" [15:58] Noir     Then maybe I can use Editor     and tweak her skill itself... SIGN    Editor Results SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B) SIGN    Significantly improves wielder's     handling of dual-wielded daggers [16:02] Noir     There we go! I got a discount! SIGN    LP used: [16:05] Noir     But wait... [16:07] Noir     I currently have 700 LP. [16:10] Noir     If I use 500 right now,     I might be in trouble. [16:16] Noir     H-Hey... [16:19] Noir     I could make you stronger. [16:22] Noir     R-Really?! [16:23] Noir     Yeah, but there's something     that I need in return. [16:27] Emma     I-If It'll help me defeat     the rabbit, I'll do anything! [16:30] Noir     Okay, then... [16:32] Noir     Can I nibble on your ear? [16:33] Emma     Huh?! [16:35] Noir     I-I promise I won't bite hard... [16:38] Noir     No? [16:42] Emma     S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me. [16:47] Noir     Emma... [16:52] Emma     Don't hold back! [16:54] Noir     I sure won't! [17:02] Noir     Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft. [17:16] Emma     Noir... Are you done yet? [17:18] Noir     Maybe her ears are sensitive. [17:21] Noir     We've been friends forever, [17:23] Noir     but I guess there's still a lot     I don't know about her. [17:33] Emma     N-No! [17:43] Noir     It spotted us! [17:46] Noir     Hurry... Hurry! [17:49] Noir     I need that LP! SIGN    Noir Stardia [17:59] Noir     I'm topped off! [18:01] Noir     Now to improve Emma's skill— [18:21] Noir     Stone Bullet 100. [18:23] Noir     Big brains, big skills.     Maybe size does matter sometimes. [18:26] Emma     Noir! [18:29] Noir     Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill! SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]     Skills SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]     Skills [18:59] Emma     Did you see that? [19:00] Noir     I-I did, but... I've actually     seen them plenty of times. [19:06] Emma     That's fine. You can keep looking     at them, just for today. [19:10] Noir     Huh? [19:12] Emma     It's to thank you... for making me stronger! [19:29] Lola     Th-This is truly... proof that     you completed your quest. [19:32] Lola     Did you really do this on your own? [19:35] Noir     Yes! Emma took down the     Big Rabbit all on her own! [19:39] Emma     Lola... [19:42] Emma     Um... Thank you. [19:44] Emma     I gained some confidence     because of this quest. [19:48] Lola     Oh, no... I apologize     for my prior rudeness. [19:52] Lola     Congratulations on completing your quest. [19:56] Noir     Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit     flesh is delicious. [20:00] Lola     Yes. It's hard to come by. [20:04] Lola     I hear adventurers eat the meat     right after they defeat them. [20:07] Noir     Well, you see, I happened to created     a skill called Pocket Dimension [20:09] Noir     that allows me to store large     items in another dimension. [20:14] Noir     Let's all have some together. [20:17] Adventurer 5     Whoa! [20:18] Adventurer 6     That's great! [20:19] Lola     You're amazing at your job and considerate... [20:23] Lola     How wonderful. [20:26] Emma     You're the best, Noir! [20:36] Adventurer 7     It smells wonderful! [20:40] Noir     There's plenty more! [20:43] Adventurer 8     It's so good! [20:44] Adventurer 9     This is the best! [20:47] Emma     My meat! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 [20:51] Sign     Barbecue Is      a Battlefield.      by Emma Brightness [20:51] Emma     "Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"     by Emma Brightness. [20:55] Guild Master     Go on, eat up. SIGN    Noir Stardia [21:01] Lola     Noir, here's your reward for this quest. [21:04] Noir     Oh, thank you very much. [21:06] Lola     Looks like you have enough     for your enrollment fee now. [21:09] Lola     Congratulations on getting     accepted to the school. [21:11] Adventurers     Congratulations! [21:17] Adventurer 10     Good luck at Hero Academy! [21:19] Adventurer 11     Congrats on getting in! [21:21] Adventurer 12     Cheers! Congrats! [21:23] Noir     Wait... What is this? [21:26] Noir     It's like a dream... How did this happen? [21:29] Adventurer 13     Cheers to the adventurers of Odin! [21:32] Adventurer 14     Just call us if you need any help. [21:34] Adventurer 15     You should join my party next time! [21:36] Noir     What changed me? [21:39] Noir     How did I become stronger? [21:41] Noir     Who do I thank for this? [21:48] Noir     Oh, right. [21:51] Noir     This is all... [21:54] Emma     Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak! [21:57] Noir     Right. [22:08] Noir     Everyone, thank you so much! [22:22] Noir     It's all thanks to you, Master! [22:26] Noir     I'll come see you again... [22:29] Noir     Very soon. [22:36] Olivia     Or, you know... [22:39] Olivia     You could come see me right now! SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate" [24:18] Emma     Next time, "The Troubled Classmate." SIGN    Illustration: Tetsubuta E3 - The Troubled Classmate Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Emma     All right. [00:09] Emma     We both paid our enrollment     fees, so that means... [00:14] Noir     I guess our new lives here at the     Hero Academy are about to begin. [00:18] Emma     Yeah! [00:23] Emma     Noir, you need to bow! [00:24] Noir     Huh? [00:25] Noir     R-Right. [00:31] Noir     Is she a student, too? [00:33] Emma     You don't remember? [00:36] Emma     She was there during the exams.     Maria Fianna Albert. [00:42] Emma     She's the daughter of     the famous Duke Albert. [00:46] Noir     A duke... So she's one of     the highest-ranking nobles. [00:50] Noir     I'll sneak a peek with my     Discerning Eye to see what she's like. [01:00] Emma     Noir? Is something wrong? [01:03] Noir     There's... [01:05] Noir     There's a curse on her. [01:07] Noir     A curse that will cause her to     die on her sixteenth birthday. SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate" [02:58] Noir     A-Alice... You sure like to be close. [03:02] Alice     Well, today's your first day of school. [03:07] Alice     I know you'll do wonderfully     at the Hero Academy. [03:10] Alice     I don't care if I have to cough up blood!     I'm going to get into that school next year! [03:14] Noir     Th-There'll be no need to     cough up blood, but thanks. [03:19] Alice     Here, Brother Dearest. [03:22] Noir     A-Alice? [03:24] Alice     I feel that if I let you go,     you'll go somewhere far away. [03:29] Noir     I'm just going to school. [03:32] Dad     Good morning, my elite academy student! [03:34] Dad     It's time... for... [03:44] Dad     What's a father to do about this?! [03:57] Emma     Morning, Noir! [03:59] Noir     Morning, Emma. [04:01] Noir     You seem chipper this morning. [04:02] Emma     Well, it's our first day of school! [04:04] Emma     My job as a librarian was whatever,     but I'm going to do my best with this! [04:08] Noir     Yeah, we're in the same S Class. [04:12] Emma     So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting? [04:16] Noir     S-Sure. [04:31] Emma     This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right? SIGN    Noir Stardia [04:38] ---     Good morning. [04:44] Emma     I-I'm kinda nervous. [04:47] Noir     Yeah... [04:49] Noir     We have to wear these badges that show     our ranks just for the first day of school. [04:53] Noir     Although the school says     your status doesn't matter... [05:03] Noir and Emma     G-Good morning. SIGN    The guy's a baronet. SIGN    So he's a low-class noble. SIGN    Guess we can ignore him. [05:12] Allen     Nice to meet you! [05:14] Allen     I'm Allen, the eldest son     of the Milanos family. [05:17] Allen     I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.     We are trusted advisers to the king. [05:21] Emma     H-Hello... [05:23] Hjorth     I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family! [05:26] Hjorth     Sweet! You're totally my type! [05:28] Kent     I'm Kent Proix! [05:30] Kent     My family ranks as the fourth-richest family! SIGN    She's beautiful. SIGN    How lovely. SIGN    Totally different from that guy. SIGN    They're huge... [05:38] Lenore     Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper, [05:42] Lenore     so don't even think about     casually talking to me. [05:44] Noir     S-Sure. [05:47] Noir     Baronets are just commoners     who served the kingdom [05:50] Noir     and were allowed to enter noble society. [05:53] Noir     Most of the nobles don't accept us. [05:58] Glasses     It's nice to meet you.     I'm from the Siphon family... [06:03] Glasses     Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up. [06:11] Maria     Hello, everyone. [06:17] Maria     It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane? [06:19] Amane     Yes. It's rather nice. [06:22] Noir     Miss Maria is someone     completely beyond my reach. [06:29] Maria     Oh! [06:31] Maria     It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia. [06:34] Noir     Huh? [06:37] Hjorth     L-Lady Maria spoke to him? [06:39] Kent     Why? He's just a baronet! [06:42] Maria     I'm honored to meet you. [06:44] Maria     I do hope that you'll be kind. [06:48] Noir     L-Likewise... [06:50] Maria     Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness. [06:53] Emma     G-G-Good day! [06:55] Noir     When did you become friends with Miss Maria? [06:57] Emma     What? That's my line! [07:00] Noir     Huh? [07:02] Noir     What's going on? [07:04] Noir     Miss Maria doesn't seem     like a bad person, but... [07:08] Noir     I wonder why she has a curse     that'll kill her at sixteen... [07:14] Maria     Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us. [07:18] Amane     Pardon. Please let us through. [07:22] Glasses     Hey, maybe I misjudged you! [07:24] Glasses     I didn't know you knew Lady Maria. [07:27] Glasses     I'm from the Siphon family. My— [07:28] Noir     Not interested. [07:31] Glasses     But I'm from the Siphon family... [07:41] Elna     I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,     from when I was 7 until I was 24. [07:49] Elna     The name's Elna Stongs. [07:51] Elna     If any of you want me to whip     you into shape, let me know. [07:54] Elna     I'll see you through to the end. [08:00] Elna     Though I'm not letting any of you     leave until I'm satisfied. [08:07] Noir     She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay? [08:11] Elna     Outside the royal capital, [08:13] Elna     there are monsters, bandits,     and villains everywhere. [08:17] Elna     Depending on your luck, you could     be gone in an instant in this world. [08:20] Elna     So... we'll be doing some     self-defense training today. [08:24] Elna     Let's see... [08:28] Elna     Noir Stardia. Step forward. [08:30] Noir     Y-Yes, ma'am! [08:33] Elna     Come at me with that sword     as if you intend to kill me. [08:39] Noir     Huh? But what if I... [08:41] Elna     Don't worry. You won't even     be able to scratch me. [08:46] Noir     She's so confident.     Is she really that strong? SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Elna Stongs Lv.232 SIGN    Age: 24     Occupation: Academy Instructor     Skills:     Skills:     Skills: [08:55] Noir     Sh-She's insanely strong! [08:58] Noir     I'm only level 35! [09:01] Elna     Well? What are you waiting for? [09:04] Noir     I won't be able to hold back! [09:08] Noir     I have to give it my all and strike     with every ounce of my strength! [09:22] Elna     The Back Step. This is what     you'll be learning today. [09:27] Noir     Sh-She's so fast! [09:29] Elna     Now you'll be on defense.     Try doing what I just did. [09:35] Noir     Th-That's probably not     as easy as you think... [09:38] Elna     But it is. You just draw me in,     then take a step back. [09:42] Elna     All right, here I come! [09:44] Noir     I-I'll be fine! [09:46] Noir     I've fought in a hidden dungeon     plenty of times! I've got— [09:50] ---     this?! [09:57] Emma     Noir! [09:59] Emma     Are you okay, Noir? [10:01] Elna     Don't worry. I'll use Heal     to fix him right up. [10:04] Elna     Now we can try that one more time. [10:08] Kent     Sh-She's no demon instructor... [10:09] Hjorth     She's just a demon. [10:15] Elna     Hmm, let's see... [10:18] Elna     If you can successfully do a Back Step,     I'll give you a prize. [10:22] Noir     A prize? [10:23] Elna     If you manage to evade     even one of my attacks, [10:27] Elna     I'll do something you're sure to enjoy. [10:36] Hjorth     Fail, damn it! [10:37] Kent     I'm gonna get that prize! [10:40] Guy     I get to go next! [10:45] Lenore     Boys are just so... pathetic. [10:48] Noir     I've had enough pain... [10:51] Noir     Maybe I can use Get Creative     to create Martial Arts C? SIGN    Martial Arts C SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative SIGN    LP.1000 [10:55] Noir     Damn, that's a lot! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Remaining SIGN    LP.830 [10:56] Noir     Then how about improving Back Step? SIGN    Improving Back Step SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    LP.200 SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Remaining SIGN    LP.1630 [10:59] Noir     Yes! This is much more cost-effective! [11:03] Noir     Hey, wai— [11:04] Elna     Don't zone out on me! [11:20] Noir     So the agreement was that if     I managed to use Back Step... [11:23] Noir     I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna? [11:31] Emma     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [11:39] Noir     Ms. Elna. [11:41] Noir     She has trained as a mercenary     ever since she was young. [11:45] Noir     She's a cool, mature woman. [11:49] Noir     And her prize happened to be... [11:56] Elna     Well, how do you like that? [11:58] Elna     I got plenty of compliments about     my ass when I was a mercenary. [12:08] Allen     I can't believe he's the only one     who did a successful Back Step! [12:11] Hjorth     Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize! [12:13] Kent     At least sound happier! [12:17] Lenore     You're all fools. [12:22] Emma     Noir... [12:29] Elna     Go on. Tell me how you feel. [12:32] Noir     I-I can't breathe... [12:35] Elna     What? You've got the hots for me? [12:38] Noir     N-No, it's just... your ass is heav— [12:40] Elna     Excuse me?! [12:45] Elna     Right. Break and prize time is over. [12:50] Allen     Hey, how was it? [12:52] Allen     Was it soft? How'd it smell? [12:54] Kent     I'm so jealous. [12:56] Hjorth     I want to experience that, too... [12:59] Elna     Can it over there. [13:04] Emma     Noir, are you okay?! [13:06] Emma     You're not going to suddenly     have a thing for butts, are you? [13:09] Noir     O-Of course not... [13:11] Noir     I definitely don't need to do that again. [13:13] Noir     Yet my LP went up 400. [13:16] Noir     I might have to ask her to sit on me again. [13:21] Elna     All right, time for the next lesson. [13:24] Elna     Divide up into pairs. [13:29] Emma     Noir, let's pair up! [13:31] Noir     Sure. [13:32] Elna     Hey, you two. [13:34] Elna     You two can't pair up. [13:36] Emma     What? But why? [13:38] Elna     You're dating, aren't you? [13:40] Elna     That gives you an unfair advantage. [13:42] Noir     No, we aren't dating, ma'am. [13:45] Elna     What? Really? [13:47] Emma     Correct. Not yet. [13:49] Emma     For now, we're just very close friends     who've known each other forever. [13:53] Elna     Well, I'm still going to say no. [13:56] Elna     Maria and Amane,     you two can't pair up, either. [14:00] Elna     You're Maria's attendant, aren't you? [14:03] Amane     Yes... [14:05] Elna     Glare at me all you want.     The answer's still no. [14:10] Allen     In that case, Maria... [14:12] Allen     Let us team up. [14:16] Allen     Both of our fathers are dukes. [14:19] Allen     Let us work together as     proud nobles of the same rank. [14:25] Maria     I humbly decline. [14:27] Allen     Wha— [14:29] Maria     My fellow students, it is mere luck     that I was born the daughter of a duke. [14:34] Maria     So I am very aware of how hard I must work     to be worthy of my status every day. [14:42] Maria     I truly respect baronets because, [14:47] Maria     despite the fact that they     were once commoners, [14:51] Maria     they are warriors who put their lives     on the line for this kingdom. [15:00] Maria     Instead of a higher noble who will     likely throw around their title, [15:06] Maria     I'd rather be with a sincere baronet. [15:13] Maria     Noir, may I have a round with you? [15:18] Noir     I would be absolutely honored. [15:31] Amane     Th-They're, uh... [15:33] Emma     They're getting really close! [15:38] Alice     Another new girl?! [15:42] ---     S— [15:45] Alice     Sorry. [15:52] Elna     Right, then. Next, you'll be     practicing Passive Defense. [15:55] Elna     Throw your partner around     a few times, then switch. [15:58] Noir     You can throw me first. [16:00] Maria     Yes, all right. [16:06] Noir     For the Passive Defense skill... SIGN    Skill Passive Defense SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative: [16:09] Noir     It's so cheap! [16:10] Noir     Maybe it's because I was always     so passive to begin with... [16:17] Maria     Here I go. [16:22] Noir     All right, that worked. [16:32] Noir     I-If nof whaf youf fink! [16:34] Noir     I-I'mf immofent fere! [16:36] Amane     Please don't move, Noir. [16:38] Noir     Huh? [16:39] Amane     Maria? [16:40] Maria     I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath. [16:48] Amane     I told you not to push yourself. [16:51] Noir     Wait, is this because of her curse? [16:53] Elna     Rest for a while. [16:55] Elna     I'll come check on you     once the lesson is over. [16:57] Amane     Y-Yes, ma'am. [17:08] Noir     The Sixteenth Year Death Curse [17:10] Noir     causes one's entire body to be racked     with intense pain at regular intervals. [17:13] Noir     A curse skill that brings death     at the age of sixteen. [17:16] Noir     If I used Editor to remove it... SIGN    Sixteenth Year Death Curse SIGN    LP needed to Remove: [17:22] Noir     Crap... I don't have nearly enough. [17:24] Noir     Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill. [17:30] Noir     Answer me, Great Sage. [17:32] Noir     What's the most efficient way     to earn LP right now? [17:36] Great Sage     The answer is... [17:37] Great Sage     Line up all the girls here. [17:42] Great Sage     Next, run by them as your hand     touches their breasts. [17:49] Great Sage     If you're able to touch all of them,     you'll gain 2,000 LP. [17:53] Noir     Like I could actually do that! [17:54] Noir     And that's not enough LP anyway! [17:56] Noir     Damn it, my head hurts now! [18:00] Noir     B-But I have the Headache     Immunity skill... So why... [18:04] Emma     Noir, what's wrong? You look pale. [18:07] Noir     Emma... Let's do... [18:09] Noir     Let's do the morning greeting. [18:11] Emma     Huh? Right here?!     Th-That's embarrassing, though... [18:14] Noir     I can't hold back. Sorry! [18:25] Noir     That calmed it down. [18:32] Elna     You do realize we're in class right now? [18:38] Noir     I-It was an emergency... [18:42] Elna     Fifteen laps around the school!     You'd better get runnin', boy! [18:46] Noir     Yes, ma'am! [18:57] Noir     Hello, Lola. [18:59] Lola     N-N-N-N-Noir?! [19:01] Lola     What are you doing here at this hour? [19:02] Noir     I started school today. [19:05] Lola     You need to let me know ahead of time! [19:07] Lola     Give me ten... no, five minutes! [19:11] Receptionist     She's fixing her makeup. [19:12] Receptionist     She went light on it today since     she didn't think you'd show up. [19:16] Noir     I guess she did look a bit different. [19:19] Noir     But she's pretty enough without any... [19:22] Emma     Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave. [19:25] Noir     I can't. She's in charge of me. [19:30] Emma     Noir, you doofus. [19:35] Lola     The Sixteenth Year Death Curse... [19:38] lola     A powerful curse skill that brings death. [19:42] lola     And you say a duke's daughter has it? [19:47] Emma     People always think nobility     live such carefree lives. [19:51] Noir     She may not show it, but she's     probably been through a lot. [19:57] Noir     If we don't break the curse     in the next week, she'll... [20:03] Lola     Oh, no... [20:05] Noir     I need 8,000 LP to remove     the skill with Editor. [20:10] Noir     I won't be able to get that much in a week. [20:14] Noir     You know all about skills     and adventurers, Lola, [20:16] Noir     so you're the only one I can count on. [20:19] Noir     Isn't there anything we can do? [20:23] Lola     I believe there is. [20:26] Lola     If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil... [20:28] Noir     A cleric? [20:30] Lola     The cleric Luna. She's my friend,     and I trust her skills. [20:37] Lola     She's so popular that her schedule     is full for the next three months. [20:42] Emma     Noir, maybe she'll be able to help! [20:44] Noir     Yeah! She sounds perfect. [20:46] Lola     But she rarely takes on jobs     to remove curse-based skills. [20:51] Noir     What? Why not? [20:53] Lola     I don't know the details. [20:55] Lola     There may be some reason behind it, [20:58] Lola     but I'm her best friend,     and she won't even tell me. [21:01] Emma     What should we do, Noir? [21:08] Noir     If I can use my skills to get rid of     whatever the cleric's issue is... [21:12] Noir     If I don't do it, who will? [21:16] Noir     She helped me out back there. [21:26] Noir     This time, I'm going to     be the one who saves her. [21:32] Noir     Lola! [21:36] Noir     Please introduce me to this cleric. [23:19] Noir     Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you? [23:21] Elna     Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman     anywhere who'll rub my shoulders... [23:25] Noir     I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again. [23:29] Elna     All right... if you can satisfy me, that is. [23:36] Noir     Get Creative and create     the Shoulder Rub skill! SIGN    Skill Shoulder Rub SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative: [23:48] Noir     How's that? [23:55] Noir     Is this it? Is this the spot? [23:58] Elna     Y-Yes! Right there! [24:05] Sign     Meeting in progress, do not enter! [24:05] Elna     You're too good! Harder! [24:09] Noir     After that, she sat on me a bunch,     and I gained a ton of LP. [24:17] Lola     Next time, "The Untainted Cleric." SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric" E4 - The Untainted Cleric Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Lola     She should be at the temple at this hour. [00:20] Monk     The line to see the Lady Cleric is here. [00:22] Monk     Please have your ticket in hand. SIGN    Man, I feel alive again! SIGN    My body feels so much lighter. [00:35] Lola     Looks like she's working hard again     today. Hopefully not too hard. [00:43] (Flashback) Lola     I believe there is. [00:44] (Flashback) Lola     If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil... [00:47] (Flashback) Lola     But she rarely takes on jobs     to remove curse-based skills. [00:52] (Flashback) Lola     There may be some reason behind it, [00:55] (Flashback) Lola     but I'm her best friend,     and she won't even tell me. [01:07] Monk 2     Lady Cleric... [01:08] Luna     I'm taking a break. [01:10] Luna     I apologize, but please wait. [01:12] Monk 2     Understood. [01:24] Luna     Oh, whoops... [01:27] Luna     I seem to be out of energy. [01:29] Lola     It appears as though you're     working too hard, Lady Cleric. [01:33] Luna     Oh, it's you, Lola. [01:35] Lola     That's quite the greeting for someone     who's worried about you. [01:41] Luna     I apologize. [01:45] Luna     So what's the very capable receptionist     from the guild doing here today? [01:50] Lola     I hate to ask this when I know you're tired, [01:53] Lola     but I needed to discuss     something important with you. [03:29] Noir     Today's the day that Lola is going     to introduce us to this cleric. [03:34] Noir     I had some time before we     were supposed to meet up, [03:36] Noir     so I decided to get some     advice from my master. [03:40] Noir     "Hidden dungeon only I can enter! [03:42] Noir     Let me train in secret to become     the strongest in the world!" [03:54] Olivia     Hmph. SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric" [03:56] Olivia     Hmphity hmph. [03:59] Noir     M-Master? [04:00] Noir     Are you mad about something? [04:02] Olivia     Well, you haven't come see me at all! [04:06] Olivia     I feel like it's been about two weeks. [04:10] Noir     S-Sorry about that! [04:12] Noir     I meant to come sooner, [04:15] Noir     but I ran into a little problem. [04:20] Olivia     I see. A duke's daughter with a curse. [04:24] Noir     Yes. [04:25] Olivia     If it's a curse-based skill,     it might have to do with her family. [04:29] Noir     Her family? You mean something     to do with her ancestors? [04:33] Olivia     Yeah, it happens all the time! [04:35] Olivia     There's a skill to curse one's descendants. [04:38] Noir     But that's... [04:40] Olivia     You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative     enough to create the skill to undo it. [04:46] Olivia     It's probably best if you let     that cleric girl handle it. [04:50] Noir     Right. That's what I plan on doing, but... [04:53] Noir     I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like. [04:56] Olivia     If she has the skill to exorcise things,     she's probably at least part elf. [05:00] Noir     An elf, huh? [05:02] Noir     You don't see them very often. [05:04] Olivia     It's great to fulfill some of     your desires with other species. [05:07] Olivia     You'll get lots of extra LP with them! [05:10] Noir     What?! [05:12] Olivia     You gotta go for the glory! [05:15] Noir     Wh-What are you— [05:18] Noir     S-So, Master, what would you     do to earn about 10,000 LP? [05:23] Olivia     Oh, in my case... Here.     I'll whisper it to you. [05:32] Olivia     First... [05:34] Olivia     ...to get their body extra sensitive... [05:37] Olivia     ...tie down their... [05:39] Olivia     ...and while they're... [05:43] Olivia     Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time! [05:49] Olivia     Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir. [05:53] Noir     Sh-She's totally messing with me... [05:56] Olivia     You probably won't be able to     get 10,000 that quickly, [05:59] Olivia     but I can teach you a skill     that'll be super useful in gaining LP. [06:03] Noir     Really? That'll be great! [06:05] Olivia     Okay! Let your awesome master     Olivia fill you in on the deets. [06:11] Noir     Thank you! [06:16] Olivia     And now, for those deets... [06:18] Olivia     You'll get the best bang for your buck!     This forbidden skill is... [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:23] Sign     Lucky Lecher [06:25] Olivia     It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,     but it's effective as hell! SIGN    Only takes 300 LP to get! [06:29] Olivia     You'll have some indescribable experiences! [06:33] Noir     Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher! SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.35     LP.2270 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.35     LP.1970 [06:46] Emma     Noir! Took you long enough! [06:50] Emma     The Lady Cleric and Lola     are gonna show up soon! [06:52] Noir     Huh? [06:56] Noir     Whoops, sorry! [07:10] Noir     Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs. SIGN    Eek! SIGN    No! [07:30] Noir     Damn, my luck just won't stop! [07:33] Noir     This is how effective Lucky Lecher is? [07:38] (Flashback) Olivia     Buh-ling! [07:38] Noir     Th-This skill's amazing! [07:41] Noir     You're the best, Master. [07:42] (Flashback) Olivia     Buh-ling! [07:44] Noir     But this is going to affect my life. [07:49] Noir     I just need to use Editor     to tinker with it a bit. [07:51] Noir     Lucky Lecher. SIGN    Lucky Lecher SIGN    Causes erotic situations to occur [07:53] Noir     Causes erotic situations to occur with     nearby members of the opposite sex. SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex. [07:56] Noir     Just need to add "rarely." SIGN    Spent SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex. SIGN    "rarely" [08:00] Noir     As well as, "Skill will not trigger     during serious situations." SIGN    Spent SIGN    "Skill will not trigger during serious situations." [08:05] Noir     Gotta make sure these only     happen at the right time. [08:11] Emma     Hey! What are you smirking about?! [08:14] Noir     I-I'm not! [08:16] Emma     You were totally staring     at those other girls, too! [08:17] Luna     That must be Noir. [08:19] Emma     Noir, you doofus! [08:21] Luna     He's pretty cute. [08:24] Luna     Just my type, actually. [08:25] Lola     Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?! [08:28] Emma     Oh, Lola. [08:30] Noir     And... [08:32] Noir     The Lady Cleric? [08:37] Lola     Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is... [08:40] Luna     Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two. [08:44] Emma     L-Likewise. [08:45] Noir     N-Nice to meet you. [08:48] Emma     Yeah. [08:49] Luna     We've got reservations.     We can talk there. [08:55] Emma     Her silky, smooth, silvery locks... [08:57] Emma     Look at her from behind... [08:59] Emma     Her tight but perky butt... [09:01] Emma     Then her long, slim legs... [09:05] Emma     My only advantage over her is my boobs! [09:08] Emma     I never should've let Noir meet her. [09:10] Noir     Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go. [09:20] Luna     Lola told me the basics. [09:22] Luna     So this person you want me to look at... [09:25] Noir     Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke. [09:32] Luna     So it's her. [09:34] Luna     I've actually looked at her before... [09:37] Luna     But I declined lifting her curse. [09:39] Noir     But why? Don't you have     a skill to lift curses? [09:44] Luna     Yes, I do. With no problems. [09:48] Luna     But... [09:57] Luna     I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse. [10:00] Luna     I can't save her. [10:07] Luna     How's Maria currently doing? [10:10] Noir     She doesn't even have a week to live. [10:13] Noir     She suffers convulsions     that pain her entire body. [10:16] Noir     Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter. [10:20] Luna     So her curse has progressed that far... [10:24] Lola     Luna, you don't need to     feel responsible for this. [10:28] Lola     You save dozens of people every day. [10:31] Lola     That itself is an amazing feat. [10:35] Noir     It seems that Luna feels     pretty responsible for this. [10:39] Noir     Maybe she does have some kind of secret. [10:44] Noir     Discerning Eye. SIGN    Species: Half-elf     Age: 17     Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer     Skills:     Skills: [10:45] Noir     Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Luna Heela Lv.35 SIGN    Skill: Lift Curse     Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's     Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to     Skill: the strength of the curse. [10:49] Noir     Erases curse skills. [10:52] Noir     However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?! [10:57] Noir     So when she lifts the curse,     Luna's own lifespan is... [11:13] Merchant     Here it comes! This is a huge load! [11:19] Noir     Elves live far longer than humans. [11:22] Noir     But apparently, even so,     Miss Maria's curse is so powerful [11:25] Noir     that her lifespan can't cover it. [11:31] Luna     Noir... [11:34] Luna     Lead me to Miss Maria's home. [11:37] Luna     I will lift her curse. [11:39] Lola     B-But you just said you     couldn't lift her curse. [11:43] Luna     Well... [11:45] Noir     Emma, Lola. [11:47] Noir     Could you leave us for a bit? [11:51] Noir     I'd like to talk to Luna in private. [11:58] Noir     Sorry this is so sudden. [12:00] Noir     I took a look at your stats with my skill. [12:05] Noir     If you cure Miss Maria,     that means your life... [12:09] Luna     Stop! Don't say anymore! [12:11] Noir     But— [12:11] Luna     She's at death's door, isn't she? [12:16] Luna     How could I possibly leave her alone      knowing her life is at stake? [12:26] Luna     I want to save people. [12:29] Luna     Just like my mother would have done. [12:35] Luna     My mother was also a cleric. [12:39] Luna     Even though she knew that     her lifespan was at stake, [12:42] Luna     she continued lifting curses. [12:45] Luna     She kept her chipping away at her own     lifespan to save those who were suffering. [12:49] Luna     And now, she's no longer with us. [12:53] Luna     But... [12:56] Luna     I'm very proud of my mother. [13:04] Noir     Luna... [13:05] Luna     And because I am my mother's daughter, [13:08] Luna     I want to use this power for others... [13:19] Luna     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. SIGN    There's trouble! SIGN    A wall collapsed! Someone help! SIGN    There's a child underneath! SIGN    He's terribly injured! [13:37] Lola     Hey, are you okay? [13:43] Emma     Hang in there! [13:44] Lola     W-We need to heal him immediately. [13:48] Luna     I wonder sometimes... [13:51] Luna     Why are we born into this world? [13:55] Noir     I still don't know the answer to that. [13:59] Luna     It's all right. [14:01] Luna     I'm sure you'll find that answer someday. [14:04] Noir     I guess you've already found yours, Luna. [14:08] Luna     Yes. [14:09] Luna     I can save lives and bring     about so many smiles. [14:13] Luna     That is my mission! [14:21] Luna     Healing Shot! [14:32] Emma     Thank goodness! [14:33] Lola     Luna! [14:34] Noir     W-Wow... [14:35] Noir     I guess your cleric title isn't just for show. [14:42] Noir     Luna— [14:46] Noir     Huh?! Luna?! [14:50] Noir     Are you... Huh?! [14:55] Sign     I don't     wanna die [14:56] Luna     I-I don't wanna die... [15:00] Luna     Curses are scary! [15:03] Noir     Where did all of her bravery go?! [15:05] Noir     Wait, could this be... SIGN    Skill SIGN     SIGN    Cowardice SIGN    Depleting mana or receiving SIGN    intense attacks may make the SIGN    user even more cowardly. [15:13] Noir     Th-This probably sucks a lot. [15:20] Lola     Luna! [15:22] Lola     Oh, I knew it. [15:24] Lola     Luna's always like this. [15:27] Lola     Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time. [15:33] Luna     Mommy... [15:35] Lola     Don't worry, Mommy's right here.     Come on, now, up you go. [15:41] Luna     I can't believe you saw that!     Please just forget it! [15:45] Luna     Please! Please! I beg of you! [15:49] Emma     Hey, it's okay... [15:51] Noir     Yeah. [15:52] Luna     Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help! [15:56] Luna     Onward! [16:00] Noir     B-But... [16:02] Luna     Y-You don't need to worry about me... [16:05] Luna     I'm not scared of... anything... [16:07] Noir     Luna, let's figure out another way. [16:10] Luna     Huh? [16:12] Luna     B-But why? [16:14] Noir     Your legs. [16:17] Luna     I-I just can't contain my excitement! [16:19] Noir     But you said you were scared of curses. [16:21] Luna     What? No way. Can't recall. [16:25] Lola     Bad Luna! [16:27] Lola     Just tell us the truth already. [16:30] Lola     You're scared, aren't you? [16:34] Luna     If I save Maria, it's very likely     that I'm going to... [16:40] Luna     die. [16:43] Luna     Just thinking about that is terrifying. [16:48] Luna     I'm a failure as a cleric. [16:56] Lola     You'll die if you lift a curse? [16:59] Lola     You never told me that before! [17:00] Luna     I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I... [17:05] Lola     Huh... [17:06] Lola     So I've been hanging out     with you this whole time [17:09] Lola     without realizing something that important. [17:12] Luna     N-No! [17:13] Lola     Some best friend! It pisses me off! [17:20] Lola     I'm so mad that I was so clueless. [17:22] Luna     Huh? [17:24] Lola     I'm sorry I didn't realize how     much you were suffering. [17:30] Lola     You're always like this, Luna! [17:31] Lola     You always put others before yourself! [17:35] Luna     Lola... [17:37] Lola     Rely on me... Please. [17:41] Lola     Stupid Luna... [17:43] Luna     Okay. [17:49] Noir     Lola... Luna... [17:53] Noir     There's something great about these two. [18:03] Lola     Sorry about all this. [18:05] Luna     You ended up witnessing     such an embarrassing scene. [18:08] Noir     Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes. [18:12] Noir     Er, I was very moved by you two. [18:15] Lola     But what should we do? [18:17] Emma     If we try to save Miss Maria,     then Luna will... [18:24] Noir     Don't worry. [18:27] Noir     Things aren't completely hopeless yet. [18:31] Noir     I'll be able to make this work     without any casualties. [18:37] Noir     Earlier, I just gave it a shot,     and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill. SIGN     SIGN    Erases curse skills. SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse. [18:43] Noir     I tried to get rid of the whole     "lifespan is reduced" part, but... SIGN    Uses SIGN    Necessary [18:50] Noir     There's no way I can do 10,000 LP. SIGN    User's lifespan     is reduced. SIGN    Lifespan SIGN    Finances SIGN    rels SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 [18:54] Noir     Then how about this? SIGN     SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in SIGN    Erases curse skills. SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse. [18:56] Noir     I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances." SIGN    However, the user's finances are reduced in SIGN    Uses SIGN    Necessary [19:00] Noir     Perfect. This should work. SIGN    Lifespan SIGN    Finances SIGN    rels SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    User's finances     are reduced. [19:06] Noir     There's a way to save Miss Maria     without having to sacrifice Luna. [19:12] Emma     Really, Noir? [19:13] Noir     Yup! [19:15] Noir     But I don't have quite     enough LP to use this skill... [19:20] Three     LP? SIGN    Lacking [19:26] Luna     Delicious foods... [19:29] Lola     Making money and satisfying     worldly desires... [19:31] Emma     And doing exciting things with     attractive members of the opposite sex... [19:36] Noir     Y-Yeah. [19:38] Noir     I can't use my Get Creative     or Editor skills without LP. [19:42] Noir     You know, you can't make an omelet     without breaking a few eggs... [19:48] Noir     A-Anyway! Can you think of a way     for me to get 2,000 more LP? [19:54] Noir     And maybe something     that'll increase Luna's finances. [19:58] Emma     You make it sound so easy. [20:00] Luna     I highly doubt there's     anything that convenient. [20:02] Lola     But there is. [20:03] Both     Huh?! [20:05] Lola     A certain noble holds the perfect event     for this occasion every week. [20:11] Lola     The next time it will be held is this weekend, [20:13] Lola     so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse. [20:16] Noir     What kind of event is it? [20:19] Lola     It's called... [20:21] All     It's called...? [20:22] Lola     The Harem Pride Event! [20:27] Peppero     Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes! [20:31] Peppero     Tonight, another ten that     I'm jealous of... I mean... [20:35] Peppero     We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels     who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends [20:42] Peppero     for a chance at one million rels! SIGN    Unforgivable! SIGN    Boo! SIGN    Those lucky bastards! SIGN    Piss off! [20:50] Peppero     So vent all the stress you can at     the sight of these shitty normies! [21:00] Lola     Apparently, the host of this event has been     betrayed by women countless times. [21:05] Lola     And the gentlemen who have gathered     here have experienced something similar. [21:10] Lola     Most of them, apparently,     don't have any lovers. [21:14] Crowd A     Death to hot guys! [21:16] Crowd B     Screw harems! [21:18] Crowd     Harems are unforgivable! [21:20] Noir     Th-This isn't a pride event...     This is slander. [21:26] Peppero     Are you ready, my dudes? [21:30] Peppero     Let the Harem Pride Event commence! [21:43] Noir     I-I think I want to go home now... [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Sign     Alice Theater [23:22] Alice     Alice Theater. [23:27] Alice     Big Brother... [23:31] Alice     Y-You're back! [23:34] Noir     What were you doing, Alice? [23:36] Alice     Th-This is just... um... [23:38] Alice     I was just fixing your sheets! [23:41] Noir     They seem messier than before. [23:45] Noir     Don't worry. I'm just going     to sleep in them as-is. [23:48] Alice     Huh? Big Brother? [23:50] Noir     I mean... we're siblings. [23:53] Noir     We used to sleep together     like this all the time. [23:56] Alice     Y-Yes, of course! [24:04] Noir     U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister. [24:06] Noir     There's no way... my LP would go up... [24:12] Noir     Why? [24:17] Luna     Next time, "The Future of This Harem." SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem" SIGN    Illustration: Fuumi E5 - The Future of This Harem Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Amane     Maria, I brought your medi— [00:12] Amane     Maria! [00:14] Amane     Are you all right?! [00:15] Maria     M-My chest... [00:29] Amane     The curse... It's gotten this strong already. [00:35] Amane     Someone, please... save Maria. SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem" [02:16] Peppero     Let the Harem Pride Event commence! [02:22] Crowd A     Hurry up and start! [02:24] Crowd B     We'll judge you! [02:25] Crowd C     We'll beat you to a pulp! [02:29] Emma     Wh-What's going on? [02:32] Lola     While the crowd insults you and     yells defamatory remarks at you, [02:35] Lola     they rate your harem. [02:37] Lola     As you can see, it's pretty messed up. [02:39] Luna     Talk about bad taste... [02:41] Noir     It'll be okay. I believe in these girls. [02:45] Noir     There's nothing to be afra— SIGN    Get out here already! SIGN    I'll yell at you! [02:49] Crowd     Where are the uggos?! SIGN    I'll curse you! [02:52] Noir     There's nothing to be afraid of... I think. [02:55] Peppero     All right, let's get yelling at these     normies to vent some stress. [02:59] Peppero     Entry number one!     Let's have the harem step forth! [03:11] Mira     I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant! [03:15] Mira     Smoochies! [03:20] Mira     Wh-What's going on? [03:24] Crowd A     Barf... SIGN    I'm gonna barf! Horf! [03:30] Crowd E     Come on! Do something about     that oinker of a nose! [03:34] Crowd B     God, you're ugly! [03:35] Crowd B     You should get reincarnated     again in another world! [03:37] Crowd C     At least you've got pretty hair!     But the rest of you sucks! [03:41] Crowd C     You'd make any meal taste gross! [03:44] Peppero     True, that kiss she blew earlier     would be equivalent to littering. SIGN    Right?! SIGN    You're absolutely right! [03:52] Noir     Th-This may be harder than I thought... [03:55] Mira     That's so mean... [03:57] Man A     Hey! That's enough, you jerks!     This is why you can't even get girlfri— [04:01] Crowd A     We don't want any! [04:03] Crowd D     If we had to walk around     with that uggo there... [04:06] Crowd C     ...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch. SIGN    Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo! [04:12] Noir     N-No one could possibly survive this... [04:16] Peppero     One moment! [04:17] Peppero     They don't get to leave until I score them. [04:21] Peppero     And now for the scores... [04:24] Peppero     Out of 1,000... [04:26] Peppero     Thirty! [04:28] Peppero     Twenty-six! [04:29] Peppero     Five! [04:31] Peppero     Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000! [04:36] Noir     This place is harsher than any dungeon... [04:40] Emma     Now I wanna go home! [04:42] Noir     Emma... [04:43] Lola     Feel free to leave at any time. [04:47] Lola     Noir can still count on me. [04:49] Emma     I-I'm not going home!     I can handle insults like that! [04:54] Noir     Good job, Lola. She got Emma     back in the game instantly. SIGN    Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! [05:06] Noir     After that, the rest of the teams     had to face a storm of insults. SIGN    Yikes! SIGN    That last uggo was way better! [05:17] Noir     The more rounds that passed,     the harsher the crowd got. [05:21] Noir     The insults just kept digging deeper. SIGN    God, my eyes are rotting! SIGN    You never looked in a mirror before? SIGN    Who let you out in public? [05:33] Noir     And then, team number 9     flipped it all around... [05:38] Lola     Th-That's... [05:39] Noir     What is it? [05:40] Lola     That's an adventurer team     from our rival guild, Lahmu. [05:45] Noir     Huh... They've got some     hotties on another level. [05:48] Emma     Oh, Noir. [05:50] Lola     Now's not the time to be admiring them. [05:52] Luna     Yeah, because we need to beat them. [05:58] Peppero     A total of... 2,700 points. [06:02] Noir     Huh... They actually do score hot girls high. [06:06] Crowd B     What can we do? [06:07] Crowd C     Let's hold off until the next ones. [06:10] Noir     The crowd's frustration is building. [06:12] Noir     What should we do? If these girls... [06:16] Noir     end up humiliated like that... [06:21] Noir     W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here! [06:24] Peppero     And now, let's have the final team come forth! [06:32] Noir     C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot. [06:39] Noir     Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry. [06:43] Noir     I've got your back. [06:45] Emma     Noir... [06:47] Peppero     Well, come out here and show your stuff! [06:49] Emma     Okay! [06:51] Emma     Right, let's do this! [06:55] Noir     Yeah! She's got a spring in her step! [06:57] Lola     She's got some springs in     a few other places, too... [07:02] Emma     I-I'm Emma! I just started     at the Hero Academy! [07:08] Emma     I, uh... I'm still really new at this,     so I might not be much help, [07:13] Emma     but I can at least hear out your problems. [07:16] Emma     S-So feel free to talk to me anytime! [07:27] Crowd B     ...plode. [07:28] Emma     Huh? [07:29] Crowd     Explode! [07:32] Crowd B     If I could bury my face in her boobs,     all my troubles would vanish! [07:36] Crowd A     And she's an elite from the Hero Academy? [07:38] Crowd C     She has a nice personality, too! Awesome! [07:44] Noir     Th-Thank goodness. [07:48] Luna     I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric. [07:52] Luna     If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know. [07:54] Luna     I have a healing bullet     with your name on it. [07:58] Crowd A     I-It's Lady Luna! [08:01] Crowd B     She has a boyfriend? [08:02] Crowd C     Please heal my wounded heart! [08:05] Lola     I'm Lola! [08:07] Lola     I'm a receptionist at the     adventurer guild Odin. [08:11] Lola     To all of you future adventurers out there, [08:14] Lola     we'll be waiting for you at our guild! [08:17] Crowd D     Sh-She pointed at me! [08:19] Crowd C     Don't be stupid! She pointed at me! [08:21] Crowd A     I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with     you to be your adventurer boy! [08:29] Peppero     And now for the results... [08:32] Peppero     Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points! [08:35] Peppero     The highest score in our history?! [08:38] Noir     We... [08:39] Emma     We did it! [08:42] Luna     We won, Noir! [08:44] Noir     Yeah! [08:45] Lola     No, not yet. [08:47] Lola     It's only just begun. [08:49] Peppero     Correct! [08:52] Peppero     Don't get too excited yet! [08:54] Peppero     We're still... just getting started! [08:58] Peppero     You can only win this event if you manage     to satisfy everyone in this venue! [09:03] Emma     What?! That's not fair! [09:05] Peppero     Silence! Those are the rules! [09:08] Peppero     Now the harem members will     be presented with a scenario [09:11] Peppero     and have to show their love for their master! [09:16] Peppero     There are three scenarios. SIGN    1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do? SIGN    2. What do you do when your master catches a cold? SIGN    3. Prove that you are the best harem ever. [09:18] Noir     Th-Those are really detailed. [09:20] Luna     Can we have time to hold a meeting? [09:23] Peppero     Very well. You get thirty seconds. [09:26] Luna     So what are we going to do? [09:28] Lola     We need some fresh reactions,     so we should keep these secret from Noir. [09:31] Emma     Okay! [09:32] Luna     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [09:34] Lola     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [09:35] Emma     What?! We're doing something that bold?! [09:37] Peppero     Our first scenario! [09:39] Peppero     It's a cold night, and your master     is shivering. What do you do? [09:43] Peppero     Go! [09:44] Noir     W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die. [09:49] Lola     Oh, are you cold? [09:51] Luna     You'll be okay now. [09:52] Emma     We'll warm you right up! [09:55] Peppero     Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child... [09:59] Peppero     But what's this?! [10:01] Peppero     They're rubbing their bodies     against his to produce heat?! [10:05] Crowd A     C-Crap... [10:06] Crowd B     If they did that to me on a cold night... [10:09] Crowd C     I'd die for a completely different reason... [10:12] Peppero     Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario! [10:15] Peppero     What do you do when your     master catches a cold? [10:18] Peppero     You'll have to use a prop this time! [10:25] Lola     You're always working so hard. [10:29] Emma     You need to rest when you have a cold. [10:35] Luna     Open wide, Noir. [10:40] Crowd A     She's blowing on it!     Even though it's cold bread?! [10:42] Crowd B     Even if it's not hot at all?! [10:44] Crowd C     Sh-She's doing it so naturally! [10:46] Crowd C     Does that mean she's always     feeding him freshly baked bread? [10:50] Crowd D     Th-This isn't like any cold I've had     before... What's with them? [10:55] Peppero     M-My wife and daughter used to also... [11:00] Peppero     Next scenario! [11:02] Peppero     It's your last chance to show     how powerful your harem is! [11:04] Peppero     Prove that you are the best harem ever! [11:08] Noir     This is suddenly pretty vague. [11:11] Noir     What are the girls going to... [11:13] Noir     Huh? [11:13] Girls     Ready, and... [11:25] Crowd B     My eyes! My eyes are sweating! [11:28] Peppero     Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks     of my wife and daughter! [11:32] Peppero     Don't remind me of a past     that I can never get back! [11:38] Peppero     Here's your reward! [11:39] Peppero     We'll just say you won!     Now get out of my sight! [11:46] Emma     We did it! [11:47] Lola     We did. [11:48] Luna     Yeah. [11:51] Noir     So we actually got the one million rels! [11:54] Noir     Since I got to feel like I'm actually in     a harem, plus the fact that we won... SIGN    Noir Stardia [12:09] Doctor     I've done everything I can. [12:14] Sign     That was scary... [12:15] Noir     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [12:29] Luna     This must be it. [12:30] Emma     What a gorgeous mansion. [12:32] Lola     Well, she is a duke's daughter. [12:41] Noir     Amane... [12:44] Amane     Noir? What are you doing here? [12:47] Noir     Sorry. [12:49] Noir     I ended up having a peek at     Miss Maria's stats with my skill. [12:53] Amane     What? Then... [12:55] Noir     Yes. I know about the curse.     That's why we're here. [13:04] Noir     Miss Maria still has time. [13:06] Noir     She hasn't turned sixteen yet. [13:20] Maria     I knew ever since I was little... [13:24] Maria     that it was my fate to die     before ever becoming an adult. [13:31] Maria     The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer     who was defeated by my ancestor. [13:39] Maria     The curse didn't afflict     everyone in my family. Just me. [13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother     Maria... [13:47] (Flashback) Maria father     Maria! Wake up! [13:57] Maria     Why was God so cruel to me? [14:02] Maria     No matter how much I struggled,     I couldn't escape this curse. [14:07] Maria     In that case... [14:09] Maria     In that case, I wanted to     live my life proudly [14:11] Maria     as a duke's daughter     until the very last moment. [14:14] Maria     That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy. [14:18] Maria     And that's when I met... [14:23] Amane     Pardon me. [14:25] Amane     I've brought guests. [14:30] Maria's Father     Amane, who is this? [14:32] Noir     It's an honor to meet you.     My name is Noir Stardia. [14:35] Noir     I apologize for just showing up at this hour. [14:37] Noir     I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria. [14:40] Maria's Father     Y-You're... [14:42] Luna     I apologize for last time. [14:44] Maria's Father     Could it be... that you've come     to lift my daughter's curse? [14:47] Luna     Yes. [14:48] Maria's Father     But... you said that it was     impossible to lift this curse. [14:52] Luna     Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it. [14:56] Luna     I did have a reason for declining     your request, though. [15:00] Maria's Father     And what might that be? [15:02] Luna     You see, I can lift curses, but at the     cost of taking part of my lifespan. [15:07] Maria's Father     But that would mean... [15:09] Luna     When the curse was weak, I was usually fine. [15:14] Luna     But the curse that plagues     Miss Maria is very powerful. [15:18] Luna     Even though my elven blood allows     me to live longer than humans, [15:21] Luna     that still wouldn't be enough. [15:24] Maria's Father     I see... So that's why... [15:28] Maria's Father     We couldn't possibly ask you to do that. [15:31] Noir     No, it's all right. [15:34] Noir     I used my skill so she'd lose her     finances instead of her lifespan. [15:38] Noir     And we've raised more than     enough money to make up for it. [15:43] Noir     So you don't need to worry anymore. [15:44] Noir     Leave this to us. [15:50] Amane     You're just as Maria expected. [15:52] Noir     Huh? [15:53] Amane     She figured you had some     kind of special power. [15:58] Amane     You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity     ever since entering the Hero Academy. [16:02] Amane     You were skilled enough to     defeat such a powerful monster. [16:06] Noir     So she knew that I defeated it? [16:09] Amane     Yes. [16:10] Amane     Perhaps it's because she was     always ill from her curse, [16:13] Amane     but she is skilled at reading others' emotions. [16:18] Maria     Noir? [16:21] Noir     Miss Maria, we've come to save you. [16:24] Maria     Wh-Why would you... [16:27] Noir     Why? Did you forget? [16:30] Noir     When we first met in class,     you accepted me with open arms. [16:36] Noir     And even during battle training,     even though I'm the son of a baronet... [16:40] Noir     You didn't even hesitate to talk to me. [16:42] Noir     You're the only one who acknowledged me. [16:46] Noir     You have no idea how happy that made me. [16:48] Noir     I could never thank you enough... [16:51] Maria     Noir... [16:54] Noir     So today, I wanted to repay you     for your kindness and lift this curse... [16:57] Maria     Noir! What's wrong? [17:00] Noir     Oh, sorry. [17:01] Noir     I ended up using quite a bit of LP     to do something about this curse... [17:06] Maria     LP? [17:07] Noir     Oh, uh... Basically, my life force. [17:10] Maria     Your life force?! [17:11] Maria     You went so far as to do that for me? [17:13] Noir     Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger     or desire for material things... [17:17] Noir     o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to     interact with a charming lady... [17:21] Noir     Huh? [17:23] Noir     M-Miss Maria? [17:26] Maria     O God, you truly are cruel. [17:30] Maria     Giving me the pleasure of living     through a curse of death... [17:38] Maria's Mother     Oh, my. [17:42] Maria     Um... Do you feel a little better now? [17:46] Noir     Y-Yes! Of course! [17:48] Luna     Ahem. [17:50] Luna     I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes. [17:53] Maria     O-Okay. [17:54] Noir     Don't worry! I'll be right here. [18:00] Luna     All right, here we go. [18:07] Noir     Miss Maria, you can do this! [18:38] Luna     Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just... [19:07] Noir     Miss Maria? [19:12] Maria     Noir, I... [19:15] Noir     How do you feel? [19:18] Maria     The pain in my chest is gone! [19:20] Noir     One moment! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30 SIGN    16 years     Skills:      [19:25] Noir     I was able to confirm with my skill. [19:28] Noir     The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone. [19:39] Maria's mother     Thank goodness. [19:40] Amane     Maria! [19:42] Maria     Amane. [19:43] Noir     We did it. [19:44] Luna     Yeah. Now no one has to suffer. [19:48] Maria     Th-Thank you so much. Truly... [19:51] Luna     No, please allow me to thank you. [19:54] Luna     I finally feel at ease,     now that I've lifted your curse. [20:00] Maria     Noir. [20:05] Maria     I could never thank you enough. [20:10] Maria     I will spend the rest of my life     repaying this debt to you. [20:13] Noir     R-Really, there's no need... [20:20] Noir     All of my yesterdays managed to open up     the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future. [20:26] Noir     I guess it feels really nice     being able to help someone out. [20:33] Emma     Miss Maria totally fell for him. [20:37] Lola     Now we have another rival. [20:39] Luna     She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right. [20:42] Luna     Actually, I sort of did, too... [20:47] Emma     Noir, you doofus! You manwhore! [20:49] Noir     What? What's going on? [20:52] Lola     I actually aggressively agree     with Emma just this once. [20:55] Luna     Indeed. [21:00] Noir     And so, we were able to     successfully lift the curse. [21:04] Olivia     Yeah, and it's all thanks     to the skills I gave you. [21:08] Noir     Thanks for everything, ma'am. [21:10] Olivia     Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant. [21:13] Olivia     We literally butted our heads together. [21:15] Noir     Did we? [21:16] Olivia     But man, Noir, you smell! [21:19] Olivia     I smell girls all over you more than ever! [21:22] Noir     Well, that's probably because... [21:26] Noir     We kissed a lot. [21:28] Olivia     Say what?! [21:29] Noir     O-Of course, it was to gain LP. [21:32] Olivia     I don't care about the reason. [21:35] Olivia     In that case, give me a kiss, too. [21:37] Noir     Huh?! [21:38] Olivia     Kiss me. [21:39] Olivia     I'm the only one who hasn't     gotten one. It's not fair! [21:42] Noir     W-Well, about that...     I'm usually the one getting kisses, [21:45] Noir     so I'm not actually used to     giving them myself... [21:48] Olivia     Well, I obviously can't do it.     My body won't move. [21:51] Noir     W-Well, yes, you've got a point... [21:54] Olivia     So go on. Kiss me, Noir. [22:06] Olivia     Pfft. You call that a kiss? [22:08] Olivia     Boo! [22:09] Noir     Th-This is all I can manage! [22:11] Olivia     Next time, I'll need a real kiss     that can actually satisfy me! [22:16] Olivia     Make sure you get plenty     of practice with others! [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:50] Sign     Alice Theater [23:52] Alice     Alice Theater! [23:54] Alice     Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you     possibly be this late at night? [24:00] Alice     Your well-adjusted little sister     is so worried that she can't sleep... [24:04] Alice     I sense something! [24:07] Alice     Three... [24:09] Alice     No, four. [24:10] Alice     Big Brother... I am very worried about you. [24:18] Alice     Next time, "The Tulip Lion." SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion" SIGN    Illustration: Korie Riko E6 - The Tulip Lion Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Emma     Well, she's definitely from a duke's family. [00:07] Noir     Yeah, this is beyond generous. [00:10] Luna     Indeed. We should be grateful. [00:12] Lola     We did lose all of the money we won     at the harem event, after all. [00:18] Noir     In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse, [00:22] Noir     to our surprise... [00:24] Noir     We each got 100 million rels. [00:27] Luna     I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic. [00:31] Noir     I wonder what I'm going to do with all this. [00:34] Emma     Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop? [00:37] Noir     A shop? [00:38] Emma     Maybe you could sell monster materials. [00:41] Emma     Remember? We talked about this before. [00:43] Emma     That's a decent future, no? [00:46] Emma     I'd be happy to help. [00:48] Lola     No, it's my admin and accounting     skills that Noir needs. [00:52] Lola     Can boobs do calculations? [00:54] Lola     I think not. [00:56] Emma     Grr! [00:59] Luna     Come now, you two. [01:01] Luna     Arguing is never beautiful. [01:03] Luna     Let's just compromise     and say Noir and I will... [01:06] Emma     That's not a compromise! [01:08] Lola     At all! [01:12] Noir     H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later. [01:16] Noir     So for today... [01:18] Noir     I'm out! SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion" [02:56] Noir's Dad     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha... [02:59] Noir     I received that for saving     a duke's daughter. [03:03] Noir     Believe it or not, there's     100 million rels in there! [03:05] Noir's dad     One hundred million?! [03:08] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [03:10] Alice     That's amazing, Brother Dearest. [03:12] Alice     What are you going to do     with all this money? [03:16] Noir     I'm not exactly sure yet. [03:20] Noir's Dad     Noir, I can't let you be the only     breadwinner in this family. [03:25] Noir's dad     Why not leave this money with me? [03:29] Noir     Father... [03:30] Noir's Dad     Nay! Say no more! [03:34] Noir     You're planning to go     to the casino, aren't you? [03:36] Noir's dad     Whoo! Hell yeah! [03:38] Noir's dad     You're so bright, my son!     You totally get me! [03:41] Alice     To put it lightly, he's absolute trash. [03:41] Noir's dad     You're a mind reader! [03:44] Noir's dad     I never want to work again! [03:44] Noir's Mom     He brings shame upon our family. [03:46] Noir's dad     I know, right? [03:49] Noir     How about opening up a shop? [03:51] Noir     Maybe an item shop...     one that handles rare materials. [03:55] Noir     I'll gather our goods. [03:57] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [03:58] Alice     How wonderful! [04:00] Noir's dad     Hire me! [04:02] Noir     Then let's go with that. [04:04] Noir     Father, please find a good     location and do the paperwork [04:07] Noir     we'll need to submit to the government. [04:09] Noir's dad     Leave it to me! [04:11] Alice     I'll keep a very close eye on him     so that he doesn't pocket the money. [04:16] Noir's Dad     H-How little do you trust me? [04:25] Noir     And so, to collect monster materials... [04:30] Noir     I decided to conquer more of the dungeon. [04:39] Noir     Hello, Master. [04:43] Noir     Master? Are you sleeping? [04:48] Noir     M-Master? [04:51] Noir     Wait, it can't be... [05:02] Noir     I knew you were faking it.     You sure love pulling pranks. [05:07] Olivia     Well, that's because you     never come to see me! [05:12] Noir     Er, I just came here the other day. [05:15] Olivia     So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today? [05:18] Noir     Yes. I wanted to gather     some treasures and materials. [05:22] Noir     And I'd like to get stronger. [05:24] Olivia     Then you should Get Creative and     make the Dungeon Elevator skill [05:27] Olivia     so you can conquer it more efficiently. [05:29] Olivia     Once you've been to a floor,     you can instantly travel there next time. [05:35] Olivia     Though once you use it, you won't be     able to use it again for another hour. [05:39] Noir     That sounds great. I'll get right to it. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2000 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400 [05:43] Olivia     Also, I'd recommend     the Blinding Light skill. [05:46] Olivia     Just like the name suggests,     it's great at blinding things. [05:50] Noir     I guess I'll add that, too, then. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills [05:53] Noir     I should give it a test run... [05:56] Noir     Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes! [06:01] Olivia     Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir! [06:04] Noir     I-It's sort of strange having     you laugh at me in that state. [06:14] Noir     I didn't find any noteworthy monsters     on the third or fourth floors. [06:17] Noir     Then I got to the fifth... [06:22] Noir     I sense a presence over there. [06:27] Noir     Did they fight and end up killing each other? [06:31] Noir     Or... [06:43] Noir     A pitch-black lion? [06:46] Noir     I-I need to use Discerning Eye! SIGN    Name: SIGN    Level: SIGN    Skills: [06:53] Noir     I'm not getting any information?! [07:01] Noir     Th-Then I'll just have to... [07:04] Noir     use Blinding Light! [07:10] Noir     And then Dungeon Elevator     to get the hell outta here! [07:13] Tigerson     W-Wait, human. I must speak with you. [07:17] Noir     I-It talked?! [07:21] Tigerson     You have no reason to fear me. [07:23] Tigerson     I am not suspicious in the least. [07:26] Noir     Er, I'm not sure about that. [07:29] Noir     And... [07:31] Noir     Why does it have a tulip     growing on its head?! [07:34] Tigerson     Human, having acknowledged the talent     you must have to reach this floor, [07:39] Tigerson     I have a request. [07:41] Tigerson     I will take you to the     sixth floor, and in return, [07:45] Tigerson     I would like you to search for someone. [07:53] Noir     I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but... [08:05] Noir     M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong. [08:09] Tigerson     My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson. [08:12] Noir     Tiger... Huh? Tiger? [08:16] Tigerson     My friend gave me this name. [08:18] Tigerson     It is my pride and joy. [08:20] Noir     I-I see... [08:23] Noir     Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia. [08:25] Tigerson     Noir... No need for formalities. [08:28] Noir     All right. [08:30] Noir     So who's this person you want     me to find on the sixth floor? [08:34] Tigerson     My friend. [08:41] Tigerson     Long ago, I accompanied my friend here. [08:45] Tigerson     We made it to the fifth floor handily, [08:47] Tigerson     but then my friend said he'd     explore the sixth on his own. [08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle     There'll be a lot of traps ahead. [08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle     Wait here. I'll use my     skills to get rid of them. [08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle     I promise I'll be back. [09:00] Tigerson     So I've been waiting this whole time. [09:04] Noir     H-How long have you been waiting? [09:07] Tigerson     Around 350 years now. [09:09] Noir     Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh... [09:13] Tigerson     My friend is an elf. [09:15] Tigerson     Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years. [09:20] Noir     I see. Still, you're very faithful. [09:24] Noir     You didn't consider just     going to the sixth floor? [09:26] Tigerson     I promised my friend Vashelle     that I would wait on the fifth floor. [09:31] Tigerson     A promise to a friend is absolute. [09:36] Noir     He's very considerate of his friend. [09:40] Noir     I left Tigerson behind     and came to the sixth floor. [09:46] Noir     It's so dark. [09:49] Noir     Blinding Light is meant for blinding others. [09:52] Noir     It won't really help me look around. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1000 [09:57] Noir     All right, now I should be able to see. [10:06] Noir     There's something there. [10:15] Noir     It sorta looks like a person, but... [10:22] Noir     That's definitely not a person! [10:28] Noir     Discerning Eye! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Sextuple Zombie Lv.110 SIGN    Skills [10:31] Noir     A Sextuple Zombie?! [10:38] Noir     And now its friends are here! [10:52] Noir     What the hell is this?! [11:02] Noir     I-Its body breaks into six parts. [11:05] Noir     So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie... [11:08] Noir     I'll use the other door to get outside. [11:15] Noir     A-Another one?! [11:25] Noir     He seems different from the other zombies... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Zombie Lv.170 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    Archery (Grade B) SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C) SIGN    Sharp Ears [11:32] Noir     These skills... [11:34] Noir     And... [11:36] Noir     W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend? [11:39] Noir     Vashelle?! [11:43] Sign     Hello [11:43] Sign     Why does he have     a tulip on his head? [11:43] Tigerson     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [11:55] Noir     Are you Vashelle? [11:59] Noir     That's not gonna work.     I need to turn him back somehow. [12:03] Noir     Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill. SIGN     SIGN    Needed to delete SIGN    Available LP. [12:07] Noir     It's not cheap, but... [12:28] Vashelle     Wh-What happened? [12:30] Noir     Are you the elf named Vashelle? [12:33] Vashelle     Y-Yes, I am. [12:36] Noir     My name is Noir. [12:38] Noir     I actually need to talk to you. [12:47] Vashelle     Tigerson? Really? [12:49] Noir     Yes. As promised, he's been     waiting on the fifth floor. [12:52] Vashelle     But... [12:55] Vashelle     It's been more than 300 years. [13:00] Vashelle     He's truly a great friend. [13:03] Noir     Yes. [13:05] Vashelle     I just randomly named him Tigerson,     but he fell in love with the name. [13:11] Vashelle     Before I came to this dungeon, [13:13] Vashelle     he saved me, even though he didn't know me. [13:18] Vashelle     He tried to leave without saying a word,     so I ended up asking him [13:22] Vashelle     if he'd like to be my friend. [13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson     The other 990,000 creatures I have     encountered all pointed a weapon at me. [13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson     You're the only one who reached out to me. [13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson     I've never had a friend before. [13:44] Vashelle     After that, I came to this dungeon     to search for a treasure to send [13:48] Vashelle     to my love back home. [13:50] Vashelle     I happened to find the     password in an ancient text. [13:54] Noir     And that's how you and     Tigerson got to the fifth floor. [13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle     There'll be a lot of traps ahead. [14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle     Wait here. I'll use my     skills to get rid of them. [14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle     I promise I'll be back. [14:07] Vashelle     I can hardly call myself a friend if     he's just protecting me all the time. [14:12] Noir     I totally get that. [14:14] Noir     Up until recently, Emma had     to protect me all the time. [14:18] Vashelle     And you saw how I ended up. [14:21] Vashelle     How am I supposed to face him again? [14:24] Noir     Vashelle... [14:26] Vashelle     But I can't keep him waiting any longer. [14:42] Vashelle     Tigerson... [14:49] Tigerson     I see that you are safe, my friend. [14:58] Vashelle     Tigerson... [15:00] Vashelle     Let's give up on conquering this dungeon. [15:04] Tigerson     I see. If that is what you wish. [15:07] Vashelle     My love might still be waiting for me. [15:10] Vashelle     But even if I'm wrong about that,     I think this is for the best. [15:16] Tigerson     Indeed. [15:17] Vashelle     But I told you before, right? [15:22] Vashelle     Other races aren't allowed into my homeland. [15:30] Vashelle     Which means... [15:32] Tigerson     Yes, I know. We must part ways here. [15:41] Vashelle     Your lifespan is limited... [15:44] Vashelle     And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time... [15:48] Tigerson     It's all right. [15:50] Tigerson     You want to return home to your beloved. [15:53] Tigerson     No one can stop matters of the heart. [15:57] Vashelle     I'm so sorry... Truly. [16:02] Tigerson     Do not worry about that.     I waited because I wanted to. [16:06] Vashelle     Tigerson... [16:08] Tigerson     The days I spent waiting for you had meaning. [16:18] Noir     I ended up using Dungeon Elevator     to return to the first floor, [16:22] Noir     and then left the dungeon. [16:24] Noir     Tigerson and Vashelle were     also heading toward the exit, [16:29] Noir     but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about. [16:43] Vashelle     Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday. [16:47] Noir     Don't even worry about it. [16:49] Vashelle     Tigerson, once things calm down,     I promise to come see you again. [16:54] Vashelle     Stay well, my friend. [16:55] Tigerson     I am tough, if nothing else. [16:59] Vashelle     True. [17:07] Vashelle     Farewell, Tigerson! [17:09] Tigerson     Farewell. [17:14] Vashelle     It was so much fun. [17:16] Vashelle     The days I spent with you...     were so much fun. [17:30] Tigerson     Noir, I thank you for what you have done. [17:33] Noir     What are you going to do now, Tigerson? [17:38] Tigerson     Who knows? [17:41] Tigerson     For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.     I forgot something there. [17:46] Tigerson     Farewell. [17:56] Noir     I got curious, so I went back, too. [18:10] Noir     Tigerson? [18:12] Noir     He seemed pretty calm,     but I guess he's actually angry... [18:21] Noir     He's not angry... [18:23] Noir     He's crying. [18:28] Tigerson     Is that you, Noir? [18:30] Noir     Yeah. [18:32] Tigerson     I prepared myself for the day     I would have to part with him. [18:36] Tigerson     And yet, now that I must face that reality... [18:42] Tigerson     I am weak. [18:44] Noir     That's not true! [18:47] Noir     I imagined it, too. Having to     say goodbye to my loved ones... [18:52] Noir     To be honest, it was so sad and painful     that I didn't want to imagine it. [18:56] Noir     It felt like I was losing a part of myself. [19:00] Tigerson     Noir... [19:03] Noir     Let's do it. [19:06] Noir     Let's be friends! [19:11] Tigerson     Friends? You and me? [19:16] Noir     Yeah, I'm serious. [19:18] Noir     Actually, why don't you     come live at my place? [19:20] Noir     It's much more comfortable sleeping on     a warm carpet than this cold stone floor. [19:25] Tigerson     Aye. I shall take you up on that offer. [19:28] Tigerson     I can at least serve as your guard lion. [19:32] Noir     I guess that settles it. [19:34] Tigerson     Hop onto my back. [19:36] Tigerson     Let us go to your home. [19:40] Noir     No, Tigerson. [19:44] Noir     Let's go back to our home. [19:51] Tigerson     Ah, I see... [19:54] Tigerson     I finally understand, Vashelle. [19:57] Tigerson     There was another reason     that I waited 350 years. [20:03] Tigerson     Today, I met another [20:06] Tigerson     who reached out to me.     The second out of 990,000. [20:23] Tigerson     It's been so long since I felt the wind. [20:26] Tigerson     It feels wonderful. Make sure     you don't get thrown off! [20:29] Noir     Okay! Let's fly! [20:39] Noir's dad     Wh-Wha... [20:40] Noir's Dad     What?! [20:41] Noir     I'm back, Father. [20:44] Noir's dad     I-I can quite plainly see that... [20:47] Noir's Mom     Oh, my. [20:48] Alice     Brother Dearest! Did you make     that creature your familiar? [20:52] Noir     No, Tigerson is my friend. [20:55] Noir's dad     Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson? [20:58] Noir     Correct. [20:59] Noir's Dad     Well, whatever. [21:02] Noir's dad     More importantly...     It doesn't bite, does it? [21:05] Tigerson     I would never do such a thing. [21:07] Noir's dad     It can talk?! What a smart kitty. [21:11] Noir     When we get our shop up and running,     he wants to be our guard lion. [21:15] Noir's dad     I-I see. I have a feeling     he'll eat me if I say no, so... [21:21] Noir's mom     I'll have to make an extra     special dinner tonight. [21:24] Noir's mom     Come, Tigey. Have a seat. [21:27] Noir's Dad     Tigey?! [21:30] Tigerson     Thank you for your hospitality. [21:33] Alice     What a magnificent mane. [21:36] Noir's dad     Say, so what's the deal with the tulip? [21:39] Noir     Oh, that's... [21:46] Alice     My, how cute. [21:47] Tigerson     Th-That's— [21:52] Noir     As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it. [21:55] Noir's dad     I see. So it's just like what     your mother is to me. [22:00] Noir     Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson     joined the Stardia family. [22:07] Alice     Take that! [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:41] Sign     Alice Theater [23:43] Alice     Alice Theater! [23:45] Noir     What a surprise. [23:48] Noir     I never would've figured Tigerson     had a weak spot like that. [23:51] Alice     Everyone has a weak spot. [23:55] Noir     Wait, that's... [23:58] Alice     Brother Dearest, you must endure. [24:00] Alice     There's a big one... [24:05] Alice     My... It's so big, Brother Dearest... [24:17] Lola     Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking." SIGN    #07 "The Receptionist Ranking" SIGN    Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu E7 - The Receptionist Ranking Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Emma     Noir, do we really have to go? [00:08] Noir     Well, Lola's our designated receptionist. [00:14] Lola     What?! Who do you think you are?! [00:17] Lola     I've had enough of you! [00:18] Luna     Lola, calm down! [00:20] Lola     Let go! Let go of me! [00:23] Noir     S-Sounds like something's going on... [00:25] Noir     I hope everything's okay. [00:27] Lola     You... You... [00:28] Lola     I... I have to slug her! [00:32] Lola     I won't be satisfied until I do! SIGN    #07 "The Receptionist Ranking" [02:16] Emma     Morning! [02:21] Noir     Morning, Emma. [02:23] Noir     I see that you're as, uh... bouncy as ever. [02:27] Emma     Jeez, my face is up here, you perv! SIGN    Noir Stardia [02:35] Noir     Y-You can let go now...     I've recovered some LP. [02:40] Emma     Really? You might need a little more. [02:43] Noir     Uh... but... [02:46] Noir     It's a little embarrassing... [02:49] Emma     Oh, fine. [02:51] Emma     Okay, let's go. [02:53] Noir     Sure. [02:54] Emma     Th-This is embarrassing for me, too... [03:00] Student A     Morning! [03:01] Student B     Hey, morning. [03:04] Maria     Good day, Noir and Emma. [03:07] Amane     Thank you for the other day. [03:09] Noir     No problem at all. Miss Maria,     you seem to have recovered completely. [03:13] Maria     Yes. It's all thanks to you, Noir. [03:16] Noir     Huh? [03:18] Noir     U-Um... [03:21] Amane     Anyway, I'm glad she got better     before our exam began. [03:25] Marie     Indeed. [03:26] Noir     Huh? Exam? [03:29] Elna     All right, pipe down and get to your seats! [03:32] Elna     Before we start class,     I'll explain your exam. [03:36] Elna     This is your first exam     after entering this school, [03:38] Elna     but it's not gonna be easy,     so listen carefully. [03:41] Students     Yes, ma'am! [03:42] Elna     The exam period starts today     and lasts for the next two weeks. [03:44] Elna     You'll be gathering the     monster materials listed here. SIGN    Lizardman tail SIGN    3,500 points SIGN    50,000 points SIGN    300,000 points SIGN    Dragon fang SIGN    Unicorn horn [03:48] Elna     You can obtain these     materials however you'd like. [03:51] Student A     Seriously? [03:52] Student B     They're all rare monsters. [03:54] Student C     A dragon? No way! [03:56] Elna     Just so you know... [03:58] Elna     If you don't reach 10,000 points,     you'll take supplementary classes [04:02] Elna     every day of summer vacation. [04:04] Student C     What? [04:04] Student B     You're kidding, right? [04:05] Elna     It's not easy becoming a hero. [04:08] Elna     You must always be diligent! [04:14] Emma     Let's gather the materials     for the exam together. [04:17] Noir     Of course. But they'll all     be pretty difficult to get. [04:21] Emma     Yeah. The materials listed in our     assignment don't show up on the market. [04:26] Noir     What are you going for, Emma? [04:28] Emma     A dragon, of course! [04:29] Emma     If we work together, we'll be unstoppable. [04:32] Emma     Rawr! [04:33] Noir     R-Right... At least,     that's what we can hope for. [04:37] Emma     I guess it will be difficult, though. [04:39] Noir     Yeah, but... [04:43] Noir     We have someone we can rely on. [04:45] Emma     You don't mean... [04:47] Noir     Right here! [04:48] Emma     Damn it. I knew it was that woman. [04:51] Noir     Well, Lola's our designated receptionist. [04:55] Lola     What?! Who do you think you are?! [04:58] Lola     I've had enough of you! [04:59] Luna     Lola, calm down! [05:01] Lola     Let go! Let go of me! [05:04] Noir     S-Sounds like something's going on... [05:06] Noir     I hope everything's okay. [05:08] Lola     You... You... [05:09] Lola     I... I have to slug her! [05:12] Lola     I won't be satisfied until I do! [05:14] Noir     Wh-What happened? [05:16] Luna     Hello, Noir. You came at the perfect time. [05:19] Lola     This wench Sarah stole my     adventurers from me! Twice! [05:24] Sarah     My, I'd rather you not accuse     me of such things, dear. [05:28] Sarah     You lack charm, so your adventurers     don't need you anymore. [05:33] Sarah     Isn't that the truth of the matter? [05:39] Lola     Shut your stupid mouth! [05:40] Lola     I know you did something     rotten to take them! [05:43] Sarah     Dear, dear. You shouldn't be mad     at me for your inability to perform. SIGN    Lola SIGN    Sarah [05:52] Noir     The receptionists' quotas? [05:55] Noir     At the guild, receptionists' marks go up SIGN    Lola SIGN    Sarah [05:59] Noir     when adventurers they're     in charge of perform well, [06:02] Noir     and their pay and treatment improve. [06:05] Noir     But the adventurers are the ones     who choose their receptionist, [06:08] Noir     and of course, they can switch at any time. [06:11] Luna     It's an unspoken rule that receptionists     don't take each other's adventurers. [06:15] Lola     But Sarah seduces adventurers into     switching their receptionists. [06:20] Noir     Seduces them? How? [06:21] Lola     Like... [06:23] Lola     Doing lewd things? [06:25] Sarah     Again... [06:27] Sarah     Where's your proof? [06:29] Lola     Well, I don't have any proof. [06:31] Sarah     If you're that mad about it,     why don't you beat me at least once? [06:35] Lola     Wha— [06:36] Lola     Fine! You're on! [06:38] Lola     If I win, you'll never take any     of my adventurers ever again! [06:42] Sarah     "Never take any of my     adventurers ever again!" [06:45] Sarah     I've never taken any of your     adventurers, but I accept. [06:51] Sarah     On one condition. [06:56] Sarah     If I win, I'll be taking     one of your adventurers. [07:00] Lola     Huh? [07:03] Noir     Huh? [07:04] Sarah     Noir Stardia, I'm so excited for the day     that I get to be your receptionist. [07:16] Sarah     You're the star rookie of Odin. [07:19] Sarah     If I become your receptionist,     I can take you even higher. [07:24] Noir     What kind of person is Sarah, anyway?! [07:27] Noir     I'll use my Discerning Eye! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Sarah SIGN    Job: Receptionist     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Sarah SIGN    Job: Receptionist     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills [07:35] Noir     H-Her skills are certainly, uh, specific! [07:38] Noir     No wonder she's so popular. [07:41] Emma     Hey, you aren't getting... [07:42] Luna     ...any funny ideas, are you? [07:44] Sarah     I'm very much looking forward     to seeing your results in a month! [07:55] Sarah     All of my adventurers have     already been disciplined. [07:58] Sarah     You'll never get proof that I stole them! [08:01] Sarah's Adventurer A     Mistress Sarah! [08:03] Sarah's Adventurer B     Tease me more! [08:04] Sarah's Adventurer C     Oink! [08:07] Lola     I can't believe she's targeting you, too, Noir. [08:09] Noir     If Lola loses, Sarah will be my receptionist... [08:14] Sarah     Noir... [08:16] Sarah     Excellent work today. [08:18] Sarah     Smooch. [08:20] Noir     Oh, what a tragedy. [08:22] Emma     Noir? [08:23] Noir     L-Lola, any chance of winning? [08:27] Noir     D-Don't worry. We'll help you out! [08:30] Lola     Noir... [08:32] Noir     Coincidentally, we have to go get some     rare materials for our exam at school. [08:36] Noir     So let us take care of     any high-grade quests! [08:39] Noir     We'll even work hard to     take down some dragons! [08:42] Lola     Th-Then I'd love for you to help! [08:45] Luna     I'll go with you, as well. [08:47] Noir     Wait, you're coming with us, Luna? [08:49] Luna     You see, I'm also an adventurer. [08:51] Luna     I didn't want to be hit with Cowardice     while on a quest with others, [08:54] Sign     I don't want to die [08:55] Luna     so I'd been working solo for years. [08:58] Noir     So that's why you joined Odin? [09:00] Luna     Yes. I still do my clerical     duties as I take care of quests. [09:05] Luna     So I would love to be your slave... [09:08] Luna     That is, I would love to join your party. [09:10] Noir     I'm pretty sure I just heard her say "slave"! [09:12] Noir     O-Of course! I'd be honored to     go on adventures with you, Luna! [09:17] Luna     Really? Thank you! [09:19] Noir     Sh-She's so close! [09:22] Emma     Anyway, we can't let that chick take Noir! [09:26] Lola     Yes! Let's show Sarah who's boss! [09:29] All     Yeah! [09:38] Noir     Thus we completed Lola's     quests, one after another, [09:45] Noir     and tried to come up with     a plan to take down a dragon [09:47] Noir     as we gathered materials for our exam. [09:51] Luna     According to an adventurer     I met in the mountains, [09:53] Luna     it was an Earth Dragon. [09:56] Emma     But I heard they hate humans and     will try to kill them without warning. [10:00] Emma     Rawr! [10:01] Noir     It'd be dangerous to fight one head-on... [10:05] Noir     What about using a pitfall? [10:08] Emma     Hey, that's a great idea! [10:10] Luna     If we're going to attack it after it falls in, [10:12] Luna     using a spear would probably be optimal. [10:14] Emma     We're gonna stab it to death! [10:19] Noir     So then we used the money     we received from the duke [10:23] Noir     to buy long spears and such. SIGN    Noir Stardia [10:26] Noir     I gathered LP by getting close     with Emma, Luna, and Alice. SIGN    Noir Stardia SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    new! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Luna Heela SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    new! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    new! [10:39] Noir     We got a skill to deal with a dragon,     and now we're fully prepared! [10:46] Noir     Tigerson gave us a ride to Treasure Mountain, [10:50] Noir     where the dragons live. SIGN    Beware of Dragons! [11:00] Noir     Okay, I'm going to find     out where our enemy is. [11:03] Noir     Answer my query, Great Sage. [11:07] Noir     Where is the dragon closest to here? [11:10] Great Sage     There is one 665 meters north of here. [11:15] Noir     That's closer than I thou— [11:18] Emma     Noir! [11:21] Luna     Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?! [11:23] Noir     It's a long story... [11:26] Emma     We need to do this for his headaches. [11:28] Luna     I highly doubt that. [11:30] Noir     A-Anyway, I know where the dragon is! [11:34] Noir     Let's put our plan into motion! [11:36] All     Yeah! [11:46] Emma     We're done! [11:47] Luna     It's perfect. [11:49] Emma     But of course! [11:50] Noir     Hopefully. [11:54] Noir     I'll take care of the rest. [12:04] Noir     Okay, first... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Earth Dragon Lv.28 SIGN    Skills                          [12:09] Noir     I wonder if I can nullify any of its skills. SIGN    Earth Dragon SIGN    Skills SIGN     SIGN     SIGN    Needed to Erase SIGN    Needed to use Editor [12:16] Noir     It's no use. They take too much LP. [12:20] Noir     We'll just have to do this as we planned. [12:25] Noir     Time to wake up! [12:33] Noir     Crap! I was aiming for its tail! [12:36] Noir     I need to hide. [13:01] Noir     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [13:24] Noir     This way! [13:25] Noir     Follow me! [13:36] Emma     Noir... [13:39] Luna     Here it comes. [13:59] Luna     Let's go! [14:01] Emma     Let's do this! [14:10] Noir     I'll help, too. [14:33] Emma     Noir! [14:34] Luna     Noir! [14:35] Emma     Noir! Are you okay? [14:37] Emma     Are you going to die and leave me all alone? [14:39] Noir     Ow... Don't be so dramatic. [14:44] Luna     Healing Shot. [14:48] Noir     Sorry I'm so pathetic. [14:51] Luna     Don't worry. You're doing fine. [14:53] Emma     Don't talk like that! We won, after all. [14:59] Luna     Our bonds gave us this victory. [15:01] Noir     Yes. [15:10] Elna     Wow, you actually killed a dragon. [15:13] Maria     Excellent work, Noir. [15:17] Noir     We successfully took down a dragon and     turned in the materials required for the exam. [15:22] Noir     We gave the rest of the     materials to Lola, and then, [15:24] Noir     it was time for the announcement of the     midterm results in the receptionists' battle. [15:27] Guild Adventurer A     Whoa! [15:29] Guild Adventurer B     Incredible! [15:30] Guild Adventurer C     A dragon! [15:31] Guild Adventurer A     I haven't seen one in forever. [15:32] Guild Adventurer B     I know! [15:35] Lola     Squee! Amazing work, Noir! [15:37] Noir     Well, it's all thanks to Emma     and Luna helping me out. [15:43] Guild Master     With these materials... SIGN    Lola SIGN    Sarah [15:48] Lola     All right! [15:48] Noir and Emma     Yay! [15:50] Sarah     Guild Master. [15:52] Sarah     I'll need you to add in my points, too.     Otherwise, it's just not fair. [15:57] Guild Master     Oh, right. [15:59] Guild Master     Sarah's points... Let's see... SIGN    Lola SIGN    Sarah [16:04] Lola     Huh? [16:05] Noir     No way! [16:07] Lola     This isn't fair! I know she's cheating! [16:09] Guild Master     There's no mistake in     the materials I checked. [16:12] Lola     B-But— [16:13] Sarah     It's just not enough. [16:15] Sarah     You're just lacking. [16:17] Sarah     You don't have that undying thirst to win. [16:22] Sarah's Adventurer A     M-Mistress Sarah... [16:23] Sarah     Oh, my. [16:24] Sarah's Adventurer B     M-Mistress Sarah... [16:27] Sarah's Adventurer C     We've reached... [16:29] Sarah's Adventurer A     ...today's quota. [16:31] Lola     Th-They're Sarah's... [16:34] Noir     They're basically zombies! [16:37] Sarah's Adventurer C     Mistress Sarah! [16:39] Sarah's Adventurer A     R-Reward us! [16:41] Sarah's Adventurer B     Please! [16:43] Sarah     Yes, yes, yes. Work a little harder, [16:46] Sarah     and as promised, I will reward you... heartily. [16:53] Noir     What is this reward? [16:58] Lola     Noir! [16:59] Noir     Huh? Wait... Lola? [17:04] Noir     Um... Lola? [17:10] Noir     Huh?! [17:19] Lola     Here are your "Touch Me Anywhere" coupons. [17:22] Noir     Touch me anywhere? [17:24] Lola     They're especially for you. [17:26] Lola     We'll save the "Touch Lola Anywhere"     one for another day. [17:30] Lola     Would you like to redeem those now? [17:32] Noir     S-Sure... [17:36] Lola     Now, just relax and leave this to me. [17:45] Noir     Th-This is... [17:48] Noir     Sho amazhing... SIGN    Noir Stardia [17:54] Lola     Noir... [17:58] Noir     Yes? [17:59] Lola     I don't believe having the adventurers do     everything is what a receptionist should do. [18:07] Lola     I do my absolute best to support     adventurers, both body and soul. [18:15] Noir     Lola... [18:16] Lola     So that adventurers can work     even harder tomorrow... [18:22] Noir     I'm worried about you. [18:24] Noir     You take on far too much responsibility. [18:29] Noir     Feel free to vent whenever you need to. [18:32] Noir     I'll be happy to listen     as long as you need me to. [18:36] Lola     Those words alone are enough     to make me happy. [18:43] Lola     All right, that completes this treatment. [18:55] Olivia     Uh-huh, I see. So... [18:57] Olivia     You want to collect some rare items     so that receptionist can turn the tables. [19:02] Noir     Yes. [19:03] Olivia     Don't worry. I'm sure     Floor 7 won't disappoint. [19:07] Noir     Really? [19:08] Olivia     The seventh floors of dungeons     are usually bonus stages. [19:12] Olivia     But since you've got a chance at     rare items, it'll be hard to clear. [19:16] Noir     Then I need to get even stronger. [19:18] Noir     Are there any skills you'd recommend? [19:21] Olivia     Fire, water, and lightning. [19:23] Olivia     Why don't you Get Creative and make     magic skills with those three attributes? [19:27] Noir     Magic skills with those three attributes? [19:30] Olivia     First, there's Holy Flame. [19:32] Olivia     It has the holy attribute, too,     so it's great for frying up zombies. [19:36] Olivia     Next, there's Water Drop. [19:38] Olivia     You can hit things with water, [19:40] Olivia     and also use it as potable     drinking water when you're lost. [19:43] Olivia     And finally, Lightning Strike. [19:45] Olivia     Usually, you use it to protect yourself, [19:46] Olivia     but you can use Editor to customize     it and make it even stronger. [19:50] Noir     Th-They all sound amazing. [19:52] Noir     Okay, I'll get started. SIGN    LP. 3000 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.62 SIGN    Get Creative and Make Skills      SIGN    LP. 1700 [19:57] Olivia     Okay, that should take care of the prep. [19:59] Olivia     Now for the good part. [20:02] Olivia     The most important skill is this! [20:05] Olivia     It's called Magic Fusion. [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:05] Sign     Magic Fusion [20:07] Noir     Magic Fusion? [20:09] Olivia     Yup! [20:10] Olivia     You can combine magic skills     that you've gained previously SIGN    Water Drop SIGN    Stone Bullet SIGN    Lightning Strike SIGN    Holy Flame [20:13] Olivia     to make an ultimate spell     that only you can use! SIGN    Water Drop SIGN    Stone Bullet SIGN    Lightning Strike [20:18] Noir     An ultimate spell... [20:21] Sign     Dungeon Floor 6 [20:30] Noir     I'll take Stone Bullet and Holy Flame... [20:33] Noir     And then, Magic Fusion! [20:46] Noir     It's so powerful! [20:49] Noir     Thanks a lot, Master! [20:51] Noir     Thanks to this, I've become     more powerful today. [20:55] Noir     I'm sure I'll be able to become     even stronger in the future. [20:58] Noir     Just thinking about that is a bit... scary. [21:02] Noir     Yet I'm super excited. [21:24] Noir     The sun and a forest? [21:27] Noir     This is the seventh floor? [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:08] Sign     Alice Theater [23:09] Alice     Alice Thea— [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:09] Sign     Luna Theater [23:10] Luna     Luna Theater. [23:13] Noir     Delicious meals also help increase LP. [23:16] Noir     And that's exactly why I went     for dinner with Luna, but... [23:21] Luna     Noir... I feel wonderful right now. [23:26] Noir     Y-You've had too much to drink. [23:28] Noir     I'll walk you home. [23:33] Noir     Okay, I'll be going now. [23:45] Noir     L-Luna? [23:51] Luna     Put... [23:53] Noir     Put...? [23:56] Luna     Put it in me... [23:57] Noir     Huh?! [23:59] Luna     I mean... Thank you for...     putting me in your party... [24:06] Noir     L-Luna? [24:09] Noir     G-Goodnight... [24:13] Noir     Now what do I do? [24:17] Noir     Next time, "A Little Girl's Wish." SIGN    #08 "A Little Girl's Wish" SIGN    Illustration: Saeki Sola E8 - A Little Girl's Wish Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Noir     Sarah and Lola competed     in a receptionist battle. [00:05] Noir     I wanted my receptionist, Lola, to win,     so I went looking for rare items, [00:12] Noir     and on the seventh floor of     the hidden dungeon I visited... [00:16] Noir     was a rather surprising sight. [00:26] Noir     This is the seventh floor? [00:27] Noir     I guess someone decided to     recreate a forest on this floor? [00:43] Noir     Wolves? SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Silver Wolf Lv.158 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills Leadership [00:50] Noir     Yeah, no... I'm only at level 63 right now. [00:53] Noir     I need to turn back for now. [00:59] Dory     You there. [01:04] Dory     I have a request. [01:30] Noir     Wh-What is childhood Emma doing here? [03:10] (Flashback) Noir     Here's my birthday gift to you. [03:14] (Flashback) Young Noir     I picked it because it's the     same color as your eyes. [03:19] (Flashback) Young Emma     I'm so happy! [03:21] (Flashback) Young Emma     I promise I'll get you something     nice for your birthday, too! [03:30] Noir     I-Is this an illusion? SIGN    #08 "A Little Girl's Wish" [03:32] Noir     A trap in the hidden dungeon? SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Dryade Lv.55 SIGN    Skills [03:38] Noir     Dryade? [03:41] Dory     Having witnessed how powerful     you are, I have a request. [03:45] Noir     Th-This seems kinda out of nowhere... [03:48] Dory     If nothing is done, I'm going to die. [03:52] Noir     Huh? [03:53] Dory     Please! I'm begging you! [03:57] Dory     I'll do anything! [04:00] Dory     Peek... [04:02] Dory     Hi-yah! [04:06] Noir     S-So what're you trying to do there? [04:08] Dory     Showing you that I completely surrender. [04:12] Noir     I-I'll at least hear you out. [04:15] Dory     Thank you so much! [04:23] Dory     You see, I'm actually a     great tree within this forest. [04:28] Noir     A great tree? [04:31] Noir     Oh, right. A dryade is the     spirit of a tree or forest. [04:39] Dory     My Forest Sensitivity skill allows me to     spread my roots throughout the forest, [04:42] Dory     telling me everything that goes on in it. [04:45] Dory     I observed your powers, as well. [04:48] Noir     Can you read my memories, too? [04:51] Dory     No. [04:52] Noir     Then why do you look like a child? [04:55] Dory     Just because. [04:57] Dory     It just seemed like something you would like. [05:01] Noir     I-I'm not exactly... into little kids. [05:07] Noir     So what's this request you have for me? [05:12] Dory     There's something sucking on me. [05:15] Noir     What? [05:19] Dory     There's something creepy     sucking away at my whole body. [05:25] Dory     Bad! [05:26] Noir     You're messing with me, aren't you?! [05:28] Dory     My real body cannot move. [05:31] Dory     Some kind of monster is     taking advantage of that [05:34] Dory     to ravish me day and night     while sapping my mana. [05:37] Noir     Ravish? [05:40] Dory     If you defeat the monster and save me, [05:43] Dory     I'll tell you where the two treasure chests are,     and how to get to the eighth floor. [05:49] Noir     If I can get more rare treasures,     I can help Lola win. [05:56] Noir     But then again... [06:00] Noir     I'll need to know more about     the monster before I agree to this. [06:04] Noir     I'm a chicken, so... [06:06] Dory     Very well, Mr. Chicken. [06:08] Noir     My name is Noir. [06:09] Dory     Then... Nory! [06:12] Dory     I'm a Dryade, so call me Dory! [06:19] Noir     Okay. [06:30] Noir     So that's your real body? [06:33] Dory     The monster is near the trunk. [06:39] Dory     There are monsters called Bronze Bees     on this level, but that one bee is gold. [06:45] Dory     I'm sure it's some kind of mutation. [06:47] Noir     It doesn't seem to have any friends nearby. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Golden Bee Lv.256 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills [06:55] Dory     Nory? [06:56] Noir     Sorry... [06:58] Noir     That thing will kill me the instant I attack it. [07:02] Noir     Its level is 256. That's four times mine. [07:10] Dory     I understand. It was rude of me     to ask you that out of the blue. [07:14] Dory     Thank you for hearing me ou— [07:19] Noir     Dory?! [07:24] Noir     It's sucking up her mana from her real body! [07:35] Noir     A-Are you okay? [07:37] Dory     Yes... I feel better now. [07:43] Noir     I hate to admit it, but I can't     defeat that bee right now. [07:47] Noir     I can't put my life on the line     for someone I just met. [07:57] Noir     Her real body is falling apart. [08:00] Noir     If it stings her just one more time... [08:04] Dory     Thank you for hearing me out. [08:07] Dory     T-To thank you... [08:09] Dory     I'll show you how to get     to the eighth floor. [08:14] Noir     She must be in so much pain... [08:16] Noir     She must be so scared... [08:19] Noir     And yet, she's smiling. [08:22] Noir     I'm a fool... [08:29] Dory     N-Nory? [08:31] Dory     I'm sorry for troubling you. [08:33] Dory     You don't have to worry     about defeating the mon— [08:35] Noir     No! [08:37] Noir     I can't leave you alone!     Not when you're hurting so much! [08:42] Noir     Besides, you look so much like her... [08:47] Noir     Like my dear friend... when she was little. [08:55] Dory     Nory... [09:16] Dory     That looks like it hurts.     If I lick it, it'll heal faster. SIGN    Noir [09:37] Noir     My LP is... going up? [09:47] Noir     I-If Master saw me in this situation... [09:53] Noir     Master? [10:02] Dory     Wh-What's the matter? [10:06] Noir     I had a breakthrough.     Could you wait a little while? [10:15] Olivia     And here it is! [10:19] Olivia     The student relying on his     master in his moment of need! [10:23] Olivia     I've been waiting for this! [10:26] Noir     Th-That's great, I guess... [10:29] Olivia     So this bee monster... Golden Bee, was it? [10:33] Noir     Yes. It seems like it's pretty powerful. [10:38] Olivia     Honestly, I'd like you to just ignore this one. [10:41] Noir     What? [10:42] Olivia     It'd be extremely difficult for you     to win this fight right now. [10:45] Olivia     I really don't want you to die. [10:51] Noir     But I don't have any choice. [10:53] Olivia     This isn't like you. What's going on? [10:55] Olivia     You fall for the loli tree spirit? [10:58] Noir     N-No! [11:00] Noir     It's just... [11:02] Noir     If I don't save her, she's going to die. [11:07] Noir     Plus, she looks just like     a very close friend of mine. [11:10] Noir     If I just let her die... [11:13] Noir     I feel like I'd never be able     to smile at her again. [11:21] Olivia     Oh, very well.     I'll tell you how you can win. [11:24] Noir     Thank you so much! [11:26] Olivia     But you'd better not die. [11:28] Olivia     I'll go all the way to Hell to punch you if you do. [11:31] Noir     Y-You don't mean Heaven? [11:34] Olivia     Well, I won't be going to Heaven. [11:36] Olivia     I'm a bad girl, after all! [11:41] Sign     7th Floor Again [11:42] Noir     We found the Golden Bee's nest     using Dory's Forest Sensitivity skill. [11:48] Dory     It hasn't noticed us. [11:50] Noir     Yeah. First, let's go forward     with step one of our plan. [11:54] Noir     I'll Get Creative, create the skill Target, [11:56] Noir     and use it on the Golden Bee. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Target SIGN    Allows hostile enemies     to target the skill     holder more easily. [12:01] Noir     And then, the second step... [12:06] Noir     This is where it gets dangerous. [12:09] Noir     You go hide somewhere, Dory. [12:11] Dory     Okay. [12:22] Dory     Make sure you come back safe. [12:24] Noir     I-I will. [12:32] Noir     And the rest is up to me. [12:47] Noir     Okay, this is just like that     time with the dragon... [12:50] Noir     Th-They're way faster! [13:18] Noir     So far, so good. Now to make     it to the Golden Bee's nest... [13:29] Noir     N-No! It was just at the nest... [13:43] Dory     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter! [14:05] Noir     Lightning Strike! [14:09] Noir     It's fast! [14:18] Noir     I-It's no use. They keep     coming straight for me. [14:22] Noir     I-I know! The Target     skill I Bestowed earlier! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Target SIGN    Allows hostile enemies     to target the skill     holder more easily. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Target SIGN    Allows hostile enemies     to target the skill     holder more easily. [14:29] Noir     I can use Editor! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Target SIGN    Allows hostile enemies to     target the skill holder more     easily, especially by Silver     Wolves, who will consider     it their natural enemy. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 [14:52] (Flashback) Olivia     So how do the monsters in the forest     on the seventh floor get along? [14:56] (Flashback) Noir     From what I saw, the Silver Wolves     really seemed to look out for each other. [15:00] (Flashback) Olivia     That might work to your advantage. [15:03] (Flashback) Olivia     I call it the... "Yesterday's Enemy     Is Today's Pawn" strategy! [15:07] ---     Whatcha think? [15:07] (Flashback) Olivia     Whatcha think? [15:22] Noir     Dory! [15:26] Dory     Nory... [15:28] Noir     You'll be fine now. All that's left is... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Water Drop SIGN    Creates a drop of fresh water.     Droplets may be fired. [15:46] Noir     I'll use Editor on Water Drop. SIGN    Creates a drop of fresh     or sea water.     Droplets may be fired. [15:50] Noir     Sea water conducts electricity better. Now... [15:55] Noir     I can go for it! [15:57] Noir     Lightning strengthening skill!     Water Drop x Lightning Strike! [16:22] Noir     It's over now, Dory. [16:25] Dory     I'm sorry... I couldn't help at all. [16:30] Noir     No, that's not true. [16:33] Noir     You managed to give me more LP. [16:36] Dory     Huh? [16:37] Noir     A-Anyway, the reason we were able     to take down such a powerful enemy [16:40] Noir     is because we worked together. [16:46] Dory     Right! [16:51] Dory     Right in there is where you'll find     what I wanted to give you as thanks. [16:55] Noir     Oh, I see them. But it's a pretty tight squeeze... [16:59] Dory     Then I'll go get them for you. [17:08] Dory     These were the two items     inside the treasure chests. [17:12] Dory     I wonder what they are. [17:15] Noir     These are... [17:17] Noir     Get Creative and Create the     skill Discerning Eye for Items. SIGN    Wind Selection SIGN    Grade A [17:25] Noir     This'd be great for Emma,     since she has the wind attribute! [17:27] Noir     And this... SIGN    Fruitful Drop SIGN    Grade AAA [17:29] Noir     Yes! This is amazing! [17:31] Noir     This was definitely worth all the trouble! [17:34] Noir     Thanks, Dory! [17:36] Dory     I'm so happy. [17:44] Noir     Wow, this place was really hard to find.     I never would've found it on my own. [17:49] Noir     Thanks. [17:52] Nori     Dory? [17:53] Dory     Nory, are you leaving already? [17:59] Noir     We'll see each other again soon. [18:01] Noir     Next time, I'll bring something     yummy from my world. [18:05] Dory     Really? [18:07] Noir     Yeah. Let's keep doing our best together! [18:11] Dory     Right. [18:24] Noir     I then gave the rare item to Lola... [18:30] Noir     And the day of her battle     against Sarah finally arrived. [18:36] Guild Master     I will now announce the receptionist ranking     for the Adventurer Guild Odin. SIGN    We've been waiting for this! [18:45] Guild Master     We've already converted each     receptionist's scores into chips, [18:49] Guild Master     which have been given to     their respective adventurers. [18:52] Guild Master     Each adventurer will reveal     one chip at a time, [18:55] Guild Master     and the last one remaining     will be the victor. SIGN    Hurry it up! [19:02] Guild Master     All right. Let the count... begin! [19:14] Noir     The chips were placed one by one, [19:17] Noir     and the other adventurers around me     tapped out one after another. [19:22] Noir     And then... [19:23] Guild Master     Only two remain. It all comes     down to Sarah and Lola. SIGN    I knew it'd be these two! SIGN    You've both got this! [19:45] Guild Master     Has Lola run out of points? SIGN    So Sarah wins? [20:17] Guild Master     The winner is Lola!     Lola is the queen of the receptionists! [20:22] Lola     No way... R-Really? [20:29] Sarah     She cheated! She totally cheated! [20:31] Sarah     That's the only way she could've won! [20:34] Lola     Do you have any proof? [20:35] Sarah     P-Proof? [20:37] Lola     No? [20:38] Sarah     W-Well... [20:40] Lola     I guess not. Unbelievable. [20:42] Lola     You can't say I cheated     if you don't have any proof. [20:46] Lola     Anyway, I won, so don't ever steal     anyone else's adventurers again. [20:52] Lola     Especially not Noir. [20:55] Sarah     I can't believe this broke my streak... [21:00] Noir     D-Don't be so sad! [21:03] Noir     Coming in second is great, too! [21:06] Sarah     Oh, you're the only one     who understands me, Noir! [21:15] Noir     Th-This is... [21:17] Noir     how to get to Sarah's house? [21:21] Lola     Why, you little... [21:22] Sarah     Yikes! A demon receptionist! [21:24] Lola     Who're you callin' a demon?! [21:28] Sarah     Eek! How frightening! [21:29] Lola     Ugh! That's enough! [21:29] Noir     Well, anyway, everything's     peaceful again at Odin. [21:31] Sarah     Save me, Noir! [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:05] Sign     Alice Theater [23:06] Alice     Alice Theater. [23:11] Noir     Say, Alice... [23:13] Noir     The thing is, I want you to... step on me. [23:17] Alice     Step on you? [23:19] Noir     There are some people who     are into that kind of thing... [23:22] Noir     And my LP did shoot up with     Ms. Elna sitting on me, too... [23:28] Alice     Excuse me, then. [23:34] Noir     I-Insult me, too. [23:37] Alice     B-But... [23:38] Noir     You can do it! I believe in you, Alice! [23:42] Alice     Aren't you embarrassed,     making your little sister do this? [23:49] Alice     This is our little secret. [23:53] Alice     You can't tell anyone, understand? [24:02] Emma     Next time, "To the Gala." SIGN    #09 "To the Gala" SIGN    Illustration: Kiseri Matsumiya E9 - To the Gala Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Emma     Wind Selection? [00:04] Noir     Yeah. I got it in a dungeon, [00:07] Noir     but you have more of a knack     for the wind attribute. [00:10] Emma     Well... thanks. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Emma Brightness SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN     new!     new! [00:19] Noir     You gained two new skills! [00:21] Emma     You're right. [00:23] Emma     I can feel power flowing through me. [00:27] Emma     Run Like the Wind! [00:33] Emma     Wind Slash! [00:40] Noir     That was great. Looks like you'll get     the hang of them in no time. [00:44] Emma     Yeah. Thanks so much, Noir! [00:49] Noir     What's the matter? You seem a bit down. [00:52] Emma     N-No, it's not that. [00:56] Emma     Anyway, would you like to go to     a party with me this weekend? [01:00] Noir     Isn't that just for nobles? [01:03] Emma     Yeah, I have to dance... [01:07] Emma     and I want to dance with you. [01:10] Emma     Do you not want to? [01:11] Noir     I wouldn't say that... [01:16] Emma     So you're fine with me     dancing with other boys... [01:18] Noir     W-Wait! [01:20] Noir     I'll go! I'll go to this party. [01:23] Emma     That's good. [01:25] Emma     But you know... [01:27] Emma     You probably wouldn't notice     if someone took me from you. [01:32] Noir     Huh? [01:34] Emma     If someone kidnapped me and     did questionable things to me... [01:37] Emma     You'd probably think I was dirty and hate me. [01:40] Noir     Emma... [01:42] Emma     Noir... You doofus. SIGN    #09 "To the Gala" [03:21] Noir     I'm home. [03:28] Noir     Wh-What the heck is going on? [03:32] Alice     We can't seem to find an open shop     to use as our rare items shop. [03:36] Noir's Dad     They keep saying they won't     rent or sell any space [03:39] Noir's Dad     to people who aren't proper nobles! [03:42] Noir's Dad     Are they saying I'm not a proper noble?! [03:44] Noir     In the plan to open a rare items shop... [03:47] Noir     My father's in charge of finding a location. [03:49] Noir     My job is to bring back items     we can sell from the dungeon... [03:54] Noir     But the Stardia family is a baronet family,     so we're always ridiculed. SIGN    Baronet SIGN    Viscount SIGN    Baron SIGN    Earl SIGN    Marquess SIGN    Duke [03:58] Noir     That's also why I was hesitant     to go to the party with Emma. [04:02] Noir     We don't need to be in any hurry, Father. [04:06] Noir     I had no faith in you to begin with. [04:08] Noir's father     Do you really have to say that?! [04:11] Noir     A-Anyway... [04:13] Noir     Father, do you have any clothes     suitable for a party? [04:17] Noir's dad     A party? Why? [04:19] Noir     Emma's going to attend one,     and I'm going with her. [04:22] Noir's dad     I see. In that case... [04:26] Noir's dad     Ta-da! The best suit I have! [04:29] Noir     The size seems fine... [04:32] Noir     But it seems dirty and has a funny smell. [04:35] Noir's dad     Well, I spilled some alcohol on it     and just left it like that for years. [04:41] Noir     I'll just buy a new one. SIGN    The Day of the Party [04:49] Noble 1     I look forward to tonight. [04:51] Noble 2     Good evening. [04:55] Romy     It's been so long, Noir. [04:59] Noir     Lord Ladan and Lady Romy,     I'm glad to see you're both well! [05:02] Ladan     Look how much you've grown. [05:04] Ladan     I remember the little boy wetting     his pants like it was just yesterday. [05:08] Noir     P-Please forget about that. [05:12] Noir     Anyway, where's Emma? [05:13] Romy     She's getting dressed.     Girls have a lot to do. [05:18] Noir     R-Right... [05:20] Ladan     By the way... Did Emma tell you about today? [05:24] Noir     Huh? You mean dancing with her? [05:26] Ladan     Ah, so she hasn't told you... [05:31] Emma     Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir. [05:37] Emma     Do I look weird? [05:40] Noir     Y-You don't look weird at all! [05:43] Emma     I'm glad. [05:56] Bourne     Welcome, esteemed guests. [06:00] Bourne     There is something that I must tell you. [06:06] Bourne     A few days ago, I received a proclamation. [06:10] Bourne     The sender was none other than...     the Phantom Thief Phantom. [06:15] Noble     The Phantom Thief? Here? [06:16] Noble     Not you, too, Earl Bourne. [06:18] Noir     Phantom's the one everyone's     been talking about lately. [06:29] Bourne     But have no fear. [06:31] Bourne     It appears the thief wishes to steal my     Mermaid's Tear, but that will not happen. [06:38] Bourne     Adventurers from this kingdom's     greatest guild, Lahmu, are guarding it! [06:44] Noir     So they're from Lahmu... [06:47] Noir     Is that pretty lady a martial artist? SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Leila Overlock Lv.148 SIGN    Age     Skills     Skills     Skills [06:50] Noir     Wh-Whoa, she's strong! [06:52] Noir     She's my age, and her level's that high? [06:54] Bourne     The Mermaid's Tear has already been secured. [06:59] Bourne     Phantom will never find the jewel! [07:03] Noble     Then we're safe. [07:04] Noble     Thank goodness. [07:05] Bourne     Now, everyone, [07:07] Bourne     enjoy tonight's gala in peace,     with no fear of this petty thief! [07:15] Noir     Emma? [07:17] Noir     Did Phantom threaten you? [07:18] Emma     N-No. I don't know anything about them.     There's nothing to worry about. [07:23] Emma     Come on. It's almost time to dance. [07:26] Noir     Sure... [07:29] Noir     The dancers perform in order of their ranks. [07:32] Noir     Apparently, Emma and I are going last. [07:35] Mike     Oh, Miss Emma! [07:37] Mike     It's me! Mike from the House of Kentall. [07:40] Mike     You've become even more beautiful! [07:43] Emma     You're as dashing as ever, Lord Mike.     You have a way with words, as usual. [07:48] Noir     Emma is used to dealing with nobles. [07:51] Noir     To be honest, she seems a bit distant. [07:54] Mike     Miss Emma... would you reconsider     my request to court you? [08:01] Emma     My answer won't change. [08:03] Mike     Does someone already have your heart? [08:08] Mike     Who are you? [08:10] Noir     I've been friends with Emma     since we were little. [08:11] Noir     My name is Noir Stardia.     I belong to a baronet family. [08:14] Mike     Ah, a baronet... [08:19] Mike     Why don't we have a little competition? [08:22] Mike     Let's see who can lead Miss     Emma better in this dance. [08:25] Mike     We'll be wagering a date with her. [08:27] Emma     Hey, I didn't agree to this! [08:30] Noir     I accept. [08:31] Emma     Huh?! [08:32] Mike     Then it's settled. [08:34] Mike     The applause from the crowd     will tell us who the winner is. [08:37] Mike     I will be going first. [08:40] Emma     N-Noir... [08:41] Noir     It's okay. Don't worry. [08:48] Noir     It's not like me to just     accept a challenge like that. [08:53] Noir     But I couldn't bear to watch [08:55] Noir     Emma enjoying a conversation     with someone else. [09:19] Emma     You're up next, Noir. [09:21] Noir     R-Right... [09:23] Mike     I have high hopes for you... [09:25] Mike     Lord Baronet. [09:28] Noir     Mike's dance was top-notch...     but I have to win. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.5400 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.5200 SIGN    Get Creative      [09:37] Noir     O-Okay... [09:49] Emma     Hi-yah! [09:51] Emma     You're too tense, Noir. [09:53] Noir     W-Well, yeah, but... [09:55] Emma     We actually get to dance with     each other. Let's enjoy it. [10:00] Emma     Emma is right in front of you, Lord Noir. [10:04] Noir     Right. [10:21] Leila     They look lovely. [10:23] Romy     Noir... [10:25] Ladan     When did he become such a good dancer? [10:51] Mike     Damn it. [10:53] Emma     That was so much fun! [10:54] Noir     Yeah. [10:55] Emma     We really are the best pair! [10:59] Noir     Emma... [11:07] Noble     What's going on? [11:10] Phan     Ladies and gentlemen! [11:13] Phan     The one you've all been waiting for,     Phantom Thief Phantom, is here! [11:17] Phan     As I proclaimed, I've come     for the Mermaid's Tear [11:21] Phan     and the baron's daughter, Emma Brightness! [11:26] Noir     Sh-She's here to take Emma? [11:29] (Flashback) Emma     You probably wouldn't notice     if someone took me from you. [11:33] Noir     She must've received a notice, too...     But I didn't even realize... [11:38] Bourne     Curse you, Phantom! [11:41] Bourne     We're counting on you,     adventurers from Lahmu! [11:43] Bourne     Leader Leila! [11:44] Leila     Leave it to me! [11:48] Leila     Sh-She's fast! [11:51] Noir     E-Emma, take my hand! [11:53] Phan     You should be more careful. [11:56] Noir     Emma! [11:57] Emma     N-Noir! [11:59] Phan     I'll be taking her. Thanks! [12:02] Noir     Emma! [12:05] Noble     Where's the thief?! [12:07] Noble     Where's Phantom?! [12:09] Bourne     Th-The Mermaid's Tear! [12:16] Bourne     I-It's safe... [12:22] Bourne     Wh-Who are you?! [12:25] Tom     You let your guard down, Earl. [12:29] Tom     Now we've taken both things     we said we'd take. [12:33] Phan     Have a wonderful evening, everyone! [12:42] Leila     There were two of them? [12:44] Leader     I'll go after the guy!     Leila, go after the woman! [12:47] Leila     Roger! [12:48] Noir     I'm sorry! [12:51] Noir     I-I'm coming, too! [12:53] Leila     Who are you? [12:54] Noir     I'm Noir Stardia. I'm an adventurer     belonging to Odin! [12:59] Leila     Sorry, but you need to stay out of this. [13:01] Leila     Not because you belong to a rival guild, [13:03] Leila     but this is just too dangerous     for an ordinary adventurer. [13:06] Leila     Let us handle this— [13:08] Noir     No! [13:09] Noir     I won't... [13:11] Noir     I won't let anyone take Emma! [13:15] Leila     All right. [13:16] Leila     I'm Leila. Make sure you don't slow me down. [13:23] Leila     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter. [13:37] Phan     Hmph. You're awfully persistent. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Phan Bertholda Lv.190 SIGN    Age     Occupation     Skills     Skills     Skills [13:43] Noir     Be careful of her Summoning skill! [13:46] Leila     Are you using Discerning Eye?     That's quite the skill. [13:50] Phan     Well, I guess I don't need     to hide that skill anymore. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Firebird Lv.50 SIGN    Skill      [14:03] Phan     This is your only chance to back off. [14:07] Noir     Emma is my precious friend!     I'd rather die than abandon her! [14:12] Phan     Well, aren't you a feisty one? [14:22] Noir     O-Oh, no! [14:30] Noir     This is the Demon Fist?! Whoa... [14:33] Phan     What's the matter? [14:35] Phan     You won't be able to save     your precious friend like that. [14:48] Leila     That firebird is in the way! [14:50] Noir     If I can just delete Summoning... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN     SIGN    LP needed to delete: 6000     Available LP: 5200 [14:55] Noir     I can't! I don't have enough LP! [15:01] Leila     Every time we get closer, she escapes above! [15:05] Phan     I wonder who's gonna die first. [15:08] Noir     I-I'll just have to... [15:14] Phan     H-He has a lightning spell? [15:16] Noir     I was able to see that you're weak     against lightning with my Discerning Eye. [15:21] Phan     Yeah? So... what? [15:25] Phan     You can't hit me if I'm out of range! [15:29] Noir     The range for Lightning Strike     is just three meters... [15:33] Phan     Looks like she's having a hard time, too.     She's getting steamed quite nicely. [15:42] Noir     Leila physically strikes her opponents. [15:44] Noir     Going up against that bird     is the worst for her. [15:47] Noir     But now that the woman's away... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Phoenix SIGN          SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    LP.5200     To Get Creative and Bestow SIGN    LP.4200     To Get Creative and Bestow [15:58] Phan     Wha... What do you think you're doing?! [16:01] Noir     Leila, now! [16:03] Leila     Got it! [16:08] Noir     I'll use Water Drop to back you up! [16:12] Phan     Not happening! [16:21] Phan     Why... is there lightning... [16:24] Noir     I used my Magical Fusion skill to combine     Water Drop and Lightning Strike. [16:29] Noir     Thanks for falling for that. [16:31] Leila     I'll take care of the rest! [16:38] Phan     Wh-What's with you two? [16:43] Noir     Emma! [16:45] Noir     Emma! [16:50] Emma     Noir... [16:51] Noir     Sh-She's still not waking up... [16:54] Leila     That's probably due to magic. [16:58] Noir     You're an amazing martial artist. [17:02] Leila     My parents are both adventurers.     They've trained me ever since I was little. [17:06] Leila     I actually came here to study abroad     with my younger brother and joined Lahmu. [17:11] Leila     So... [17:12] Noir     Since I'm in Odin, that makes you my rival. [17:16] Leila     Yeah, but... [17:18] Leila     That doesn't mean we     can't be friends, does it? [17:21] Noir     You're right. Let's be friends. [17:27] Leader     You guys! [17:30] Leila     Leader! Where's the guy? [17:33] Leader     I caught him and handed     him over to the earl. [17:36] Leader     That's why I came to back you up. [17:38] Leila     Thanks, but there's no need. [17:41] Leila     We caught her, too. [17:45] Noir     That expression... [17:46] Noir     And did he always have that earring? [17:49] Leader     Well done, Leila! And... [17:53] Leila     He's Noir Stardia. [17:55] Noir     Just in case, I'll use Discerning Eye. SIGN    Skills [18:02] Noir     What? [18:04] Leila     Wh-What are you... [18:11] Leader     Now, grovel. [18:14] Leila     M-My body feels heavy... [18:17] Leila     Is this the Gravity Manipulation skill? [18:26] Leader     This way, princess. [18:35] Leila     Wh-What's going on? [18:38] Noir     H-He's in disguise! He's actually... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Earring of Deception SIGN     [18:46] Leader     Well, that's impressive. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Tom Bertholda Lv.154 SIGN    Age     Occupation     Skills     Skills [18:59] Noir     I knew it! He's the other half of Phantom! [19:01] Leila     N-No... [19:03] Tom     I'm going to make Miss Emma my wife. [19:08] Tom     I've always taken whatever I wanted, you see. [19:13] Noir     Wh-Why are you after Emma? [19:16] Tom     I saw her around town,     and it was love at first sight. [19:19] Tom     So I followed her and did some research. [19:23] Tom     And now... she's finally mine! [19:28] Noir     Stop! [19:33] Tom     Give it up. [19:35] Tom     A weakling like you could never     be the knight who protects her. [19:40] Noir     L-Let go of Emma! [19:46] Tom     You waste your time. [19:50] Noir     E-Emma is... [19:54] Leila     Noir... [19:55] Tom     H-How can you move? [19:57] Noir     Emma is... is... [20:01] Noir     someone very dear to me! [20:05] Tom     Get crushed! [20:16] Emma     Don't do anything weird to my Noir! [20:35] Emma     Noir! [20:37] Noir     E-Emma? Are you okay? [20:40] Emma     Yeah, I can move just fine. [20:43] Emma     Sorry. I guess I was kidnapped. [20:48] Noir     Well, it was super dark... [20:51] Emma     But... But did they do anything weird to me? [20:57] Emma     Do you think I'm dirty now? [21:01] Noir     Emma... [21:10] Leader     I'm sorry... I can't believe I... [21:13] Bourne     I thank you from the bottom of my heart. [21:16] Bourne     I promise to repay you for this another day. [21:20] Ladan     Noir... Thank you so much. [21:24] Romy     You truly are Emma's hero. [21:26] Noir     It was nothing... [21:28] Noir     I'm sure if I was kidnapped,     Emma would come save me, too. [21:33] Emma     Of course! [21:35] Emma     I'd even go to the depths of Hell! Right? [21:40] Noir     H-Her eyes are a bit scary... [21:43] Noir     With that, everything was resolved. [21:46] Sign     For Rent [21:46] Noir     To thank us, the earl agreed to help us     get a location for our rare items shop. [21:53] Noir     It's on the market for 200,000 rels a month,     but they agreed to 20,000 for us. [21:57] Noir's father     We can have it that cheap?! [21:59] Noir     Yes. [22:00] Noir     They also agreed to let us remodel it, [22:02] Noir     so let's make it look really nice. [22:04] Noir's father     Leave it to me! I have excellent taste! [22:08] Alice     Mother and I will take care of the interior. [22:10] Alice     Brother Dearest, please continue     to get us more items. [22:14] Noir's father     Hey! What about me? Hello? [22:16] Noir's mother     You can clean, dear. [22:18] Noir's father     You got it! [22:19] Emma     I'll help with the shop, too.     Let's do our best! [22:27] Noir     A-Alice's eyes are scaring me a bit... [24:02] Noir and Emma     Next time, "Let's Go to the Hot Springs." SIGN    #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs" SIGN    Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Elna     I have two important announcements today. [00:07] Elna     First, I need to introduce     a transfer student. [00:10] Elna     She's a foreign exchange student. [00:13] Emma     A foreign exchange student? [00:15] Elna     Come in. [00:23] Leila     I'm Leila Overlock. [00:26] Leila     I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds. [00:28] Leila     I hope we can all be friends. [00:32] Kent     I hope she punches me. [00:33] Girl A     What's wrong with those boys? [00:35] Lenore     Oh, for crying out loud. [00:37] Emma     She's from Lahmu... [00:44] Noir     That's Leila. I never thought     she'd end up in our class. [00:52] Elna     You know him? [00:54] Leila     Yes. [00:54] Elna     Then I guess you can sit next to Noir. [00:57] Elna     That's how these things work. [01:00] Leila     It's nice to see you again. [01:01] Noir     Likewise. [01:02] Hjorth     Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir! [01:04] Kent     He's already tight with Emma! [01:07] Elna     Quiet! [01:08] Elna     Now, here's the next announcement. [01:11] Elna     This might be a lot to take in     for your first day in class, [01:15] Elna     but it has to do with the special lesson     the rest of us had been discussing prior. [01:18] Leila     Special lesson? [01:20] Noir     Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition     at the Hero Academy. [01:24] Elna     You! What's the special lesson? [01:26] Hjorth     The training camp! [01:28] Elna     You! And what's a training camp mean? [01:30] Kent     We're going on vacation! [01:31] Elna     And if we're going on a vacation... Say it! [01:34] All     Hot springs! SIGN    #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs" [03:09] Noir     And then, the day of our     training camp arrived. [03:13] Elna     I know hot springs sound fun and all, [03:16] Elna     but there'll be monsters along the way. [03:18] Elna     Stay on your toes. [03:19] Class     Yes, ma'am! [03:20] Lenore     Do you go to hot springs often, Leila? [03:23] Leila     This is my first time since coming here. [03:25] Amane     I'm glad you could join us, Maria. [03:26] Maria     Yes, I'm feeling just fine now. [03:30] Emma     Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting     today is known to be great for your skin! [03:33] Emma     Hot springs! Hot springs! [03:36] Emma     Hot springs! Hot springs! [03:37] Noir     Emma's always loved baths. [03:41] Noir     We used to take them together     when we were little. [03:43] Emma     Hot springs! [03:43] Noir     E-Emma, I know you're really excited, [03:47] Noir     but maybe you shouldn't     get in the hot spring. [03:50] Emma     What?! Why not?! [03:52] Noir     Well... [03:53] Hjorth     I heard this hot spring's out in the open. [03:56] Kent     Which means... [03:58] Leila     So that's what's going on. [04:00] Maria     We'll need to keep our guard up. [04:02] Amane     I can sense their lust     all the way over here. [04:04] Emma     Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen. [04:07] Noir     Th-Th-That's not okay! [04:09] Emma     I'm kidding, jeez! [04:11] Emma     I figured you'd stop anyone     from peeking in, Noir. [04:14] Emma     Right? [04:15] Maria     Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us. [04:19] Leila     I see the girls trust you, Noir. [04:22] Noir     Th-That's... [04:24] Emma     We're counting on you, Noir! [04:27] Girls     Yeah! [04:30] Noir     Uh, I don't know about this... SIGN    I'm exhausted! SIGN    I'm soaked in sweat. SIGN    I want to get in the hot spring already! [04:41] Elna     We may be on vacation,     but we'll be training, too. [04:43] Elna     Your hubris and carelessness     can lead to trouble. [04:46] Elna     Be prepared for anything. [04:47] Hjorth     Don't worry! We're elites! [04:56] Elna     I saw plenty of fools like you     when I was a mercenary. [04:59] Elna     Of course, they never lasted long. [05:02] Elna     Do you know why? [05:04] Hjorth     I-I have no idea... [05:07] Elna     Because they die. [05:11] Elna     Extremely dangerous monsters     live here on Mt. Amora. [05:14] Elna     Make sure you all figure out     your lines and formations. [05:18] Elna     I'm going to do my best not to interfere. [05:28] Noir     Lines and formations?     What are we supposed to do, exactly? [05:34] Leila     Since the boys are good at CQC,     we'll have them up front. [05:37] Leila     Most of the girls use magic,     so we'll support from behind. [05:41] Leila     I'll be the rear guard. [05:43] Noir     Awesome, Leila! You totally     know what you're doing! [05:46] Leila     I go hunting monsters with     my guildmates all the time. [05:50] Hjorth     She's got both wit and beauty. [05:51] Kent     And soon, we'll see her... [06:02] Kent     It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,     but what if there are traps somewhere? [06:07] Hjorth     Don't worry. I have     the Trap Perception skill. [06:10] Noir     I just want to get to the hot spring, [06:13] Noir     but I doubt my troubles will end there. [06:15] Hjorth     Noir, step back. [06:19] Hjorth     Talk about a close call. [06:29] Noir     Th-Thanks, Hjorth. [06:32] Hjorth     It's nothing. I don't need a reason     to help out my friends. [06:36] Hjorth     Peek. [06:38] Emma     Look! How cute! [06:40] Leila     That's a rare wildflower. [06:44] Noir     But who put a pitfall here? [06:46] Pixie     I know who did it. [06:49] Pixie     The people who dug that hole     are bad people called bandits. [06:54] Noir     Who are you? [06:56] Pixie     I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster. [07:00] Hjorth     Yeah, she doesn't look bad. [07:06] Emma     She's so cute! [07:08] Leila     She's like a little fairy! SIGN    She's so little and cute! [07:13] Noir     I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Pixie Lv.5 SIGN         Skill [07:17] Noir     That Monster Puppetry skill     is a bit concerning. [07:19] Noir     As for Ms. Elna... [07:23] Noir     Guess this is all up to us students. [07:26] Pixie     You're all headed to the     hot spring, aren't you? [07:29] Pixie     I know a shortcut! [07:31] Hjorth     A shortcut? Tell us! [07:34] Kent     We want to get there fast! [07:36] Pixie     This way. SIGN    Score! SIGN    I guess some monsters can be good. SIGN    We can finally get in the hot spring! [07:53] Pixie     It's just about a five-minute     walk to the hot spring. [07:56] Noir     It's pretty dark in here, and the     formation we came up with is shot now. [08:01] Hjorth     Oh, we'll be fine. [08:02] Hjorth     If it seems dangerous, we can turn back. [08:05] Hjorth     And I can detect traps, remember? [08:07] Noir     Yeah, but... [08:12] Pixie     Why did you draw your sword? [08:15] Noir     Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward. [08:19] Pixie     But it's scary! Please put it away. [08:22] Noir     But, I mean... [08:25] Noir     Wait! [08:27] Noir     Those holes... I think something     might be hiding in them. [08:32] Pixie     There's nothing in them. [08:34] Pixie     If there were any monsters,     I'd get attacked. [08:38] Noir     True, but you have the     Monster Puppetry skill. [08:44] Noir     You're using that skill     to control some monsters [08:46] Noir     so they'll ambush us, right? [08:48] Hjorth     Wait, seriously? [08:51] Pixie     I guess there's no point     in hiding it anymore! [08:54] Pixie     Get them, Lizardmen! [09:02] Noir     G-Guys! [09:04] Noir     We just need to regroup,     get back into formation, [09:06] Noir     and deal with them one by— [09:09] Hjorth     Get them! [09:11] Kent     We're definitely going to peek... SIGN    ...into the women's bath! SIGN    Don't get in our way! [09:17] Noir     You guys want to peek that badly?! [09:23] Noir     Crap! The girls! [09:26] Leila     Demon Fist! [09:30] Emma     You're not gonna stand between     me and my hot spring! [09:37] Noir     This hot spring must be something else... [09:43] Pixie     Th-This wasn't supposed to happen... [09:45] Pixie     H-Humans are all ugly and stupid! [09:48] Pixie     Die! Nyah! [09:52] Noir     Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms. [10:03] Elna     Now do you understand? [10:06] Elna     There are monsters that try to act     innocent to lure you into traps, [10:11] Elna     so you need to be careful— [10:11] Hjorth     Hey! [10:13] Hjorth     Look over there! I see it! SIGN    Yeah! SIGN    We're here! SIGN    I'm beat! SIGN    I want to wash all my sweat off. [10:21] Elna     Like any of you are listening. [10:26] S Class Boys     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter! [10:35] Matron     You must be from the Hero Academy. [10:37] Matron     The bathing times are designated and split     between the men and the women. [10:42] Matron     It's currently open only     for our lady guests. [10:44] Emma     Hot spring! Hot spring! [10:47] Maria     That was rather tiring. [10:48] Amane     Yes. I'd love to wash off all     this sweat immediately, but... [10:53] Hjorth     Ladies, please. Not to worry. [10:56] Hjorth     We may be rotten, but we are still     students of the Hero Academy. [11:00] Hjorth     We are heroes! Therefore, we would     never ever do something so wrong [11:04] Hjorth     as practice voyeuristic activities! [11:05] S Class Boys     We would never! [11:07] Leila     W-Well, if you say so... [11:09] Amane     I guess... [11:11] Noir     This must be thanks to the fact that     we defeated those monsters together! [11:15] Noir     I'm so glad they changed their min— [11:17] Hjorth     You guys wanna go see some naked girls?! [11:20] Boys     Yeah! [11:22] Noir     I-I was naïve... SIGN    The time has come! SIGN    Let's do this! SIGN    Burn that sight into your eyes! [11:33] Hjorth     I am the one who proposed a plan     to nurture these young men, [11:36] Hjorth     and I shall also act as your leader.     My name is Hjorth Boyle. [11:39] Hjorth     Despite our pure, fiery passion, [11:41] Hjorth     we must do everything we can to     avoid being labeled peeping toms! [11:47] Hjorth     That's why we're using these! [11:49] Kent     Hell yeah! This is perfect! [11:51] Kent     Let's do this! SIGN    I put it on backwards! [11:54] Hjorth     Noir, here's yours. [11:57] Noir     Oh, uh... [12:01] Hjorth     What's wrong? Hurry up. [12:04] Noir     I-I don't... [12:06] (Flashback) Emma     We're counting on you, Noir! [12:08] (Flashback) Girls     Yeah! [12:13] Noir     I can't participate in this. [12:20] Hjorth     He's a traitor! Capture him! [12:48] Leila     We can finally relax. [12:50] Emma     Yeah! [12:53] Emma     Hey, did you see the bath? [12:55] Maria     I did. It's so big! [12:58] Amane     And the view is lovely. [13:00] Emma     Okay! I'm getting in first! SIGN    Hold it! SIGN    Traitor! [13:05] Hjorth     Go, go, go! Head right     into the women's bath! [13:10] Noir     I-I have to stop them somehow! [13:14] Hjorth     There! That's it! [13:16] Noir     Oh, no... [13:19] Elna     Earthen Wall. SIGN    Ow... [13:37] Noir     Ms. Elna! Perfect timing! [13:41] Elna     I never thought you'd be the one, Noir... [13:43] Elna     If you thought you could sneak a peek,     you've got another thing coming. [13:46] Noir     N-N-No! I'm trying to     stop the other boys, too! [13:50] Elna     Uh-huh... [13:55] Hjorth     Do not falter! Advance! [13:59] Elna     I'm afraid your words aren't enough. [14:01] Noir     I know... [14:05] Elna     I'm going to rake you across the coals. [14:07] Noir     Your backs are wide open! [14:09] Noir     Stone Bullet! [14:11] Elna     Earthen Bullet! SIGN    Boobies... SIGN    Butts... SIGN    Armpits... SIGN    Napes... [14:22] Noir     Th-They're so persistent. [14:24] Elna     I guess you all want more punishment. [14:27] Hjorth     I don't want any meaningless bloodshed. [14:29] Hjorth     Do not get in the way of the     villainous organization Dark Sword. [14:33] Noir     Didn't you say something about a plan     to nurture young men earlier? [14:36] Hjorth     What? I have no idea     what you're talking about. [14:39] Elna     That voice... You must be Hjorth. [14:41] Hjorth     I guess it's futile now. [14:49] Elna     Noir, I'll take care of things here. [14:52] Hjorth     Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna! [15:06] Noir     M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay? [15:10] Elna     Noir, you saved me...     So I'll let this slide. [15:13] Noir     Huh? [15:16] Elna     Move your hands already. [15:18] Noir     I-I'm so sorry! [15:22] Hjorth     Did you see that?! [15:25] Elna     You're more powerful than usual.     You did something, didn't you? [15:30] Hjorth     You figured it out? [15:31] Hjorth     Yes... It's all so I can see     the girls in our class naked! [15:44] Hjorth     I collected tons of magical potions     and items to make myself more muscular! [15:49] Hjorth     I used my whole life savings! [15:52] Elna     Your stupidity is on another level. [15:54] Elna     You did all that just to     see your classmates naked? [15:58] Hjorth     Just to? Just to see that?! [16:02] Hjorth     Of course I did! [16:04] Hjorth     I get excited because they're my classmates! [16:09] Hjorth     True lewdness is best     when it's within reach! [16:13] Hjorth     I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe! [16:19] Elna     O-Oh... My bad, I guess. [16:22] Noir     W-We can clearly see you're     passionate about this, [16:25] Noir     but I think there's a     line you shouldn't cross. [16:27] Hjorth     Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir. [16:30] Hjorth     This is what guys dream about.     This is our dream. [16:36] Noir     I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too. [16:40] Hjorth     You want to see them, too, don't you? [16:43] Hjorth     Then go ahead and look! [16:46] Hjorth     Come on! Let's go look! [16:48] Noir     He's got a point. He's got a point, but... [16:54] Noir     I can't hurt any girls' feelings     over our selfish desires! [16:59] Hjorth     Huh? [17:01] Noir     Naked girls are precious! [17:04] Noir     Cheating to get a peek is despicable! [17:08] Hjorth     You stupid... little traitor! [17:12] Elna     Noir! [17:13] Noir     It's okay! [17:19] Elna     Hjorth has powered up his     muscles to their limits. [17:22] Elna     He's dangerous! [17:22] Noir     This is a fight over a true man's     conviction! I can't lose! [17:29] Hjorth     I will get to the women's     bath no matter what! [17:32] Noir     I-I won't let you! [17:40] Hjorth     Heh! The one who has stronger     ideals will always win the battle! [17:46] Hjorth     I guess that's all you've got. [17:48] Hjorth     I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked. [17:52] Noir     I-I can't lose... [17:56] Noir     I'll Get Creative and     make the Powerless skill... [18:00] Noir     and Bestow it on him! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200 SIGN         Get Creative, make ,     and Bestow to Hjorth [18:05] Hjorth     Wha— [18:07] Noir     I'm not... [18:12] Noir     going to lose in this     battle of determination! [18:29] Elna     Looks like it's all over. [18:33] Elna     I got to witness your true determination. [18:35] Noir     Ms. Elna... [18:41] Elna     What's so funny? [18:43] Hjorth     Too bad. We still won. [18:50] Hjorth     Go forth! Our short and     unnoticeable speedster, Kent! [18:54] Kent     I was just playing possum!     Don't worry, guys! I've got you! [18:58] Kent     I'll make sure to write a report     about my findings! [19:01] Noir     H-Hold it! [19:03] Kent     I'll be right there, girls! [19:07] Noir     He's so fast! [19:09] Noir     Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Get Creative, make ,     and Bestow to Kent SIGN    LP needed: 2000 [19:11] Noir     Two thousand?! [19:12] Noir     I guess it costs more to     affect skills they're good at. [19:16] Kent     Almost there... [19:18] Noir     I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that. [19:21] Noir     I'd be risking my life, but... [19:24] Kent     Emma's colossal melons!     I'm gonna get an eyeful! [19:28] Noir     I'm going to stop him! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200 SIGN    Noir Stardia LP. 200 SIGN    Get Creative, make ,     and Bestow to Kent [19:34] Kent     My legs... [19:35] Noir     Okay! [19:38] Noir     He just won't give up! [19:40] Kent     We win, suckers! [19:43] Noir     Oh, no, you don't! [19:56] Noir     Girls! Get out of the bath right now!     There's a peeping tom! [20:02] Noir     Huh? [20:07] Emma     Noir? What are you doing? [20:09] Noir     Huh? What are you girls doing?     I thought you were going to take a bath. [20:14] Emma     We got undressed and were about to... [20:17] Leila     But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off. [20:19] Noir     S-So she managed to stop you... [20:24] Elna     Looks like you kept your promise. [20:28] Elna     Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim     to the boys' evil schemes. [20:32] Noir     Th-Thank goodness... [20:34] Emma     Noir?! What's wrong? [20:37] Noir     I-I used up too much LP... [20:41] Emma     Noir? Noir?! [20:48] ---     This is the best! SIGN    It feels so nice! SIGN    My skin feels so smooth! SIGN    It's so warm! [20:55] Elna     Don't remove the towel on     your eyes or your waist. [20:58] Noir     M-Ms. Elna... [21:00] Elna     Don't worry. I trapped     the boys in their room. SIGN    Let us see them naked! SIGN    Let us out! SIGN    Please! SIGN    Let us out! [21:10] Elna     It's all thanks to you that we were     able to stop the boys from peeping, [21:14] Elna     so as a reward, you can bathe with us. [21:17] Noir     I-I get to bathe with you? [21:19] Elna     You fought for the girls,     so I'll allow that much. [21:23] Elna     Right, girls? SIGN    Sure! [21:27] Emma     We're all grateful, Noir. [21:29] Maria     S-So this is a man's... [21:32] Amane     Ah, so this is how your muscles look. [21:34] Leila     Y-You're far more... [21:37] Noir     A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy? [21:41] Emma     Noir, you don't have enough LP, right? [21:44] Emma     In that case... [21:47] Noir     E-Emma?! What is that you're     pressing against my face? [21:51] Emma     It's a secret! [21:53] Elna     I guess I'll use these instead     of my ass this time. [21:58] Noir     Ms. Elna, too?! [22:00] Noir     These seem softer than last time! [22:05] Lenore     How disgusting. [22:07] Maria     This is quite a thrilling sight. [22:10] Amane     I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous. [22:13] Leila     I-Is this what this school's always like? [22:16] Emma     Take that! [22:17] Elna     And this, too. [22:18] Emma     Well, Noir? Does that feel nice? [22:22] ---     Take that! [22:25] Noir     My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night. [24:03] Olivia     Next time, "Noir's Decision." SIGN    #11 "Noir's Decision" SIGN    Illustration: Pukyunosuke E11 - Noir's Decision Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Noir     The Stardia materials shop we'd     been planning is finally opening! [00:06] Lola     Upsy-daisy. [00:08] Noir     W-Wow... [00:10] Noir     That looks like it weighs about 100 kilograms. [00:12] Luna     Lola's stronger than she looks. [00:14] Luna     Though she doesn't realize it. [00:27] Lola     What a lovely shop, Noir. [00:30] Luna     Indeed. There are many rare materials,     so it'll probably be popular. [00:34] Luna     We came here today to help out     with the shop, didn't we? [00:37] Luna     There's still plenty to do. [00:38] Lola     Luna, let go of me! Let go! Noir! [00:42] Emma     I cleaned up the back. [00:43] Noir     Thanks, Emma. That'll help out a lot. [00:47] Emma     Hey, is this for sale, too? [00:50] Noir     Yup. It's one of our shop's top items. [00:52] Noir     That's a sample, so you can all have a taste. [01:03] All     It's delicious! [01:05] Emma     What is this? [01:07] Noir     Sorry, that's a trade secret. [01:11] Noir     When I ate that golden slime     back in the dungeon, [01:13] Noir     it turned out to be really tasty. [01:16] Emma     Hey, by the way,     what's the name of the shop? [01:19] Noir     Well... [01:22] Noir     We talked it over as a family [01:24] Noir     and had trouble deciding     right up to the last minute... SIGN    The Materials Shop With the Best Materials Chosen by Me [01:27] (Flashback) Dad     The Materials Shop With the     Best Materials Chosen by Me! SIGN    All You Need Is Love [01:30] (Flashback) Mom     All You Need Is Love. [01:32] (Flashback) Alice     Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway. SIGN    Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway [01:35] (Flashback) Tigerson     Stardian Rarities. SIGN    Stardian Rarities SIGN    Hidden Curiosities [01:38] (Flashback) Noir     Hidden Curiosities. [01:40] Noir     But we went with Tigerson's suggestion. [01:41] Noir     We figured it'd be better     to have our name in it. [01:50] Dad     I finished handing out all the flyers! [01:52] Mom     Tigey's up front and ready     to be our poster kitty, too. SIGN    Opening     Soon [01:55] Alice     It's finally happening, Big Brother! [01:58] Noir     Yup. [02:00] Emma     Hey, it's time. [02:03] Dad     W-W-Well, should we do it?     Should we count down? [02:06] Noir     Sure. You can start, Father. [02:09] Dad     Okay! Then... [02:11] Dad     Five! [02:12] Mom     Four! [02:13] Alice     Three! [02:14] Tigerson     Two! [02:15] Lola; Emma; Luna     One! [02:17] Noir     Stardian Rarities is officially open! SIGN    #11 "Noir's Decision" [03:54] Alice     Welcome! [03:57] Guy customer 1     Wow. [03:58] Guy customer 2     This is rare. [04:00] Woman customer 1     I could probably use this to make medicine. [04:02] Woman customer 2     This gelatin is good, too. [04:06] Dad     S-So many customers... [04:09] Noir     It's all because you guys     promoted the store so much. [04:12] Noir     Tigerson's doing a great job, too. SIGN    Open [04:14] Girl     Wow! [04:15] Kid 1     It's a lion! [04:17] Kid 2     It's so cool! [04:18] Tigerson     I'll play with you even more     if you buy something inside. [04:22] Kid 1     Really? [04:22] Kid 2     Awesome! [04:24] Noir     Our lineup of merch isn't perfect yet,     but we did everything we could for now. [04:29] Dad     Y-You're right. [04:31] Dad     We worked so hard. [04:34] Dad     This is all thanks to you, Noir. [04:36] Dad     I'm so proud to have you as a son. [04:39] Noir     Father... [04:42] Noir     I'm the son of a poor noble and     lost my job to another noble, [04:45] Noir     but I was able to enroll at the Hero Academy, [04:48] Noir     and I even saved someone. [04:52] Noir     I made a new friend, too. [04:56] Noir     A famous noble thanked me... [05:00] Noir     And we were able to open up this shop, [05:05] Noir     all thanks to my master. [05:12] Olivia     Hm? [05:14] Olivia     Are you a peeping tom?     You just snuck in here. [05:20] Noir     I guess you figured me out. [05:23] Olivia     I can always tell when you're around, Noir. [05:27] Noir     You're impressive as ever, Master. [05:29] Olivia     What's up? You look all serious. [05:32] Noir     I've come here today to     express my determination. [05:37] Olivia     What's that supposed to mean? [05:38] Noir     I'm going to free you from those chains. [05:40] Olivia     Huh? [05:42] Noir     I'll end this suffering for you. [05:45] Noir     Please allow me to properly thank you. [05:48] Olivia     Noir... [05:50] Olivia     Thank you for even saying that,     but please, don't push yourself. [05:55] Noir     Don't worry. I'm a coward by nature. [05:58] Olivia     Yeah, you're the type of guy that gathers     all the info you can on the girl you like, [06:02] Olivia     then lose her to another guy     before you can confess [06:04] Olivia     your feelings to her, and end up crying. [06:06] Noir     I'm not that bad! [06:08] Olivia     Okay, sorry. [06:11] Noir     Yeah. I want to see Master smile. [06:21] Noir     Answer my query, Great Sage. [06:26] Great Sage     As you wish. [06:28] Noir     I want to save Olivia of the hidden dungeon. [06:31] Noir     How can I free her from the     Death Chains without killing her? [06:34] Great sage     I believe... the answer can     be found on the 15th floor. [06:38] Noir     You believe? [06:39] Noir     Could you be more specific? [06:43] Noir     Ow! [06:45] Noir     The more difficult the question,     the worse it gets for me. [06:49] Noir     Still... I have a clue now. SIGN    Hidden Dungeon 14th Floor SIGN    You will now undergo a trial.     If you are alone, go to 1. If another is with you, go to 2. [07:09] Noir     I'm by myself, so I guess I have to go this way. [07:23] Noir     Th-This is, uh... SIGN    No skills allowed [07:29] Noir     M-Master did say not to push myself.     It might be kinda pathetic, but... [07:35] Emma     I see. So the reason you became stronger [07:37] Emma     is because of the hidden dungeon     and this Olivia person. [07:40] Noir     Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.     I didn't want to put you in danger. [07:46] Emma     So you want to save her     since she helped you out. [07:48] Emma     I'd totally expect that from you. [07:50] Noir     Y-You think so? [07:51] Emma     You're careful when it concerns yourself, [07:54] Emma     but if it's someone else,     you can get pretty reckless. [07:57] Emma     But that's why you have me. [08:00] Noir     Emma... [08:01] Emma     I'll follow you to the ends of the earth! [08:04] Emma     We're the ultimate duo! [08:07] Noir     Yeah. [08:10] Noir     Thanks. [08:15] Noir     "Hidden dungeon only I can enter! [08:17] Noir     Let me train in secret to become     the strongest in the world!" [08:26] Emma     That password just sounds like     you expressing your life motto. [08:29] Noir     It does almost sound like something I'd say. [08:41] Noir     There's probably a monster in here. [08:43] Noir     Let's head in carefully. [08:58] Noir     It's locked. [08:59] Emma     S-Something's coming! [09:06] Dwarf A     Foul giants! Throw down your weapons! [09:09] Noir     L-Let's just see how this goes. [09:11] Emma     Got it. [09:16] Dwarf A     We're starving! Give us food! [09:18] Noir     O-Okay... [09:19] Noir     Here. SIGN    Whoa! What's that?! [09:25] Noir     This is my skill. I stored away     some food in a different dimension. [09:29] Noir     These are called cookies. [09:40] Dwarf A     I-It's so good! SIGN    What? SIGN    Give me a bite! SIGN    Gimme! [09:48] Dwarf b     It's good! [09:51] Dwarf C     It's good! [09:54] Emma     Disgusting... [09:58] Dwarf B     Woman, do something funny. [10:01] Emma     Wh-What's that supposed to mean? [10:03] Dwarf A     Oink like a pig. [10:04] Dwarf A     Hurry up and do it! [10:10] Emma     Okay... [10:12] Emma     Oink, oink... [10:14] Emma     Oink, oink... [10:16] Emma     Oink, oink, oink... [10:21] Dwarf A     That's not funny at all. [10:24] Dwarf A     Why are you even alive? [10:28] Dwarf A     Hey! Give us more! [10:30] Noir     Yeah, sure. One sec. [10:43] Dwarf B     My stomach! [10:51] Emma     Noir, what did you do? [10:52] Noir     I Got Creative, made the Poison skill,     and Bestowed it to them. [10:55] Noir     Another result of the skills Master gave me. [10:58] Emma     I see. That's great! [11:07] Emma     You sure had a blast mocking me earlier. [11:12] Dwarves     O-Oink! [11:20] Emma     The next floor is the 15th, right? [11:22] Noir     Yeah. [11:23] Noir     There should be a hint     there on how to save Master. [11:32] Noir     Wait, is this... [11:39] Noir     Master?! [11:42] Sign     Master? [11:42] Olivia     1\an8}The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*. [11:49] Emma     S-So this is Olivia? [11:51] Noir     I-I'm not sure. [11:55] Noir     I mean, it looks just like her. [11:58] Noir     Master! Can you hear me? [12:02] Noir     We can usually talk using telepathy... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Death Chains: Olivia Clone Lv.420 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills [12:09] Noir     These are the real Death Chains?! [12:10] Emma     Wait, so this isn't her? [12:12] Noir     Apparently, it sent information from     level 2 and created a copy of Master. SIGN    Free her without killing her and a path will appear [12:23] Noir     It looks like our only choice is to free her. [12:26] Emma     Leave this to me. [12:29] Emma     Wind Strike! [12:48] Fake Olivia     Hey, hey! [12:49] Fake Olivia     Are you the ones who freed me? [12:52] Fake Olivia     Thanks! I couldn't move on my own. [12:56] Noir     Stop acting like Master! [12:58] Fake Olivia     Huh? What are you talking about? [13:01] Noir     I know you're the Death Chains! [13:05] Fake Olivia     Aw, I guess you figured it out.     I'm totally shocked. [13:09] Noir     If I defeat you, Master will be freed. Right? [13:12] Fake Olivia     Who knows? [13:14] Fake Olivia     But you know... [13:16] Fake Olivia     I wanted to see how powerful I was, too. [13:19] Emma     Noir! [13:21] Noir     If this recreation isn't complete,     we have a chance. [13:25] Noir     Stone Bullet 40! [13:34] Emma     She's so strong! [13:38] Fake Olivia     I guess it's my turn now. [13:44] Emma     It's so hot! [13:44] Noir     That's Fire Dragon Strike! Be careful! [13:47] Fake Olivia     Take that! [13:53] Noir     I-It's so persistent! [13:57] Fake Olivia     I'm guessing you're about a     Grade B on Dual-Wielded Daggers. [14:01] Fake Olivia     Not that you'll even be able     to scratch me with those. [14:06] Noir     Emma! [14:09] Noir     Are you okay?! [14:10] Emma     I think so. [14:12] Fake Olivia     Okay, get a room, you two. [14:16] Fake olivia     You're pissing me off. [14:18] Noir     O-Oh, no! [14:28] Fake Olivia     Aw, they ran away. [14:30] Fake Olivia     That's no fun. [14:37] Noir     Emma, are you okay? [14:38] Emma     I-I'm fine. [14:40] Olivia     Hey, what the hell?! [14:41] Olivia     You just show up outta nowhere     ready to make out? [14:44] Noir     Master! [14:45] Olivia     Noir, who's that girl?     How could you, when you have me? [14:52] Noir     Emma, this one is the real Master! [14:56] Emma     O-Oh, I see. [14:58] Emma     They really do look alike. [15:00] Noir     Master, this is my precious childhood     friend that I mentioned before. [15:04] Noir     See, we were just on the 15th floor... [15:07] Olivia     I see. So the Death Chains     made a copy of me. [15:11] Noir     Yes. She was incredibly powerful. [15:14] Emma     Olivia, this may be rude to ask you, [15:17] Emma     but do you have any weaknesses? [15:19] Emma     I figure if the fake is a copy of you,     her weaknesses are likely the same. [15:23] Olivia     Emma, was it? [15:26] Olivia     What's your bra size? [15:28] Emma     Huh? [15:29] Olivia     Yours are bigger than mine, huh? [15:30] Olivia     So I won't tell you! [15:32] Emma     Sh-She's really your master? [15:35] Noir     Master, could you just tell us? [15:39] Olivia     But I don't wanna... [15:40] Noir     I'm sure even you must have faced     difficulties in some of your battles. [15:45] Olivia     Maybe, maybe not. I think there were. [15:50] Olivia     And I think it was when I was     fighting in your town, Noir. [15:53] Noir     In my town? [15:55] Olivia     Actually, why not just ignore that thing? [15:58] Noir     Huh? [15:59] Olivia     I'm happy that you're fighting for me,     but you should back down on this one. [16:08] Noir     Why are you so nice to me, Master? [16:12] Olivia     Hm? [16:13] Noir     You gave me your very important set of skills,     and you give me useful information. [16:18] Noir     I haven't actually done anything for you. [16:21] Olivia     Well... [16:31] Noir     Coming down here into     this dungeon and meeting you [16:34] Noir     has greatly changed my life. [16:37] Noir     If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't     have been able to protect Emma. [16:42] Noir     So... I'm going to defeat     that thing, no matter what. [16:56] Noir     I'm going to check     Master's records tomorrow. [17:00] Noir     Then we should be able to     determine the fake's weaknesses. [17:05] Emma     One of my parents' friends is a historian.     I'll try talking to them. [17:10] Noir     Sure. [17:11] Noir     Thanks. SIGN    Opening Soon [17:17] Lola     This is definitely the best! [17:19] Lola     It'd look perfect on this wall right here! [17:22] Luna     Yeah, no. [17:23] Luna     And I don't think Noir would like     your painting staring at him all day. [17:28] Lola     Noir and I have been destined     for each other since our past lives. [17:31] Lola     I knew the moment we met! [17:33] Luna     Yeah, that's a lie. [17:35] Noir     Hey... [17:36] Noir     I just got back. [17:38] Lola     Noir! [17:40] Luna     What's the matter? You look exhausted. [17:44] Noir     Well, you see... [17:46] Lola     Oh! You must be low on LP! [17:49] Luna     In that case, leave it to us. [17:51] Lola     I don't mind taking it all off for you, Noir. [17:56] Noir     Maybe not right now... [18:01] Lola     I just had a great idea. [18:05] Lola     Whisper, whisper, whisper. [18:07] Lola     So I'll be in front and you can be in back,     whisper, whisper, whisper. [18:12] Luna     I see. [18:13] Noir     U-Um, what are you... [18:19] Lola and Luna     Here! [18:27] Lola     This is Lola and Luna's special     Pretty Girl Sandwich. [18:34] Luna     Don't you just want to gobble us up? [18:46] Noir     Olivia Servant. [18:49] Noir     An extremely powerful adventurer who     uses mysterious skills against her enemies. [18:55] Noir     When she came to this land,     she battled with the cleric Littorine, [18:59] Noir     and though the battle was fierce, Olivia won. [19:07] Noir     The cleric Littorine. [19:09] Noir     She possesses the Sacrifice skill and     was able to torment Olivia Servant. [19:15] Noir     This must be it! [19:17] Noir     Sacrifice... That must be a pretty rare skill. SIGN    Sacrifice SIGN    LP needed: SIGN    By sacrificing skills learned, physical and magical abilities are      SIGN    increased for a few minutes.          The higher the skill levels, the more powerful the user becomes. [19:24] Noir     Sacrificing learned skills     to level up other abilities... [19:27] Noir     It doesn't enhance the other abilities for long, [19:29] Noir     and I'll probably have to do it on the spot. [19:35] Noir     But this is the only way to deal with the fake. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia SIGN    LP.13700 SIGN    LP. 3700 SIGN    Get Creative and     create the skill      [19:47] Noir     I'd like to level up more     before I face them again. [19:56] Noir     I-Is that... [20:05] Fake Olivia     It's Noir Stardia! [20:10] Noir     Wh-What are you doing here?! [20:12] Fake Olivia     My job is to eliminate any intruders     that come to the 15th floor, [20:17] Fake Olivia     but I don't really care about that anymore. [20:20] Noir     She copied Master's personality,     so she's too uninhibited. [20:25] Noir     That must be why she just followed     her desires and came here. [20:29] Fake Olivia     So hey, why do you want to     save your master, anyway? [20:33] Noir     Why wouldn't I?! [20:35] Noir     Being stuck there for 200 years     is just too painful! [20:38] Noir     I want Master to be free! [20:40] Fake Olivia     Well, yeah. She's more than just bound there. [20:42] Fake Olivia     The pain's pretty intense, too. [20:46] Fake Olivia     I make her suffer excruciating pain regularly [20:48] Fake Olivia     and collect information from how she reacts. [20:51] Noir     B-But that's... [20:53] Fake olivia     You mad? Aw, you're adorable! [20:56] Noir     Screw you! [21:00] Noir     I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,     and Night Vision to create... [21:04] Noir     Sacrifice! [21:07] Noir     I-Is this the effect of Sacrifice? [21:10] Fake Olivia     Wait, isn't that skill— [21:13] Noir     I can do this! [21:20] Noir     You're mine! [21:21] Fake Olivia     Damn, you're fast! [21:22] Fake Olivia     Is that what you thought I'd say? [21:29] Olivia     Huh? I felt Noir's consciousness just now... [21:39] Noir     That wasn't a fatal blow... [21:43] Noir     This isn't enough for me to... lose! [21:49] Noir     Wh-What... My body... [21:52] Fake Olivia     You need to use Discerning Eye! [21:55] Fake Olivia     I Got Creative and made it! [21:59] Noir     Wait... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills [22:03] Noir     Th-That sword... It has a lightning attribute?! [22:08] Fake Olivia     This is honestly a pain,     so I'm going to end it now. [22:13] Olivia     Noir... [22:16] Olivia     Don't go dying on me. [22:27] Fake Olivia     I win! [24:02] Noir     Next time, "A Battle I Can't Lose." SIGN    #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose" SIGN    Illustration: Hino Tomoyuki E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Noir     I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,     and Night Vision to create... [00:06] Noir     Sacrifice! [00:10] (Flashback) Fake Olivia     Wait, isn't that skill— [00:11] (Flashback) Noir     I can do this! [00:18] (Flashback) Noir     You're mine! [00:19] (Flashback) Fake Olivia     Damn, you're fast! [00:20] (Flashback) Fake Olivia     Is that what you thought I'd say? [00:32] (Flashback) Noir     This isn't enough for me to... lose! [00:39] (Flashback) Noir     Wait... SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills [00:42] Noir     Th-That sword...     It has a lightning attribute?! [00:48] (Flashback) Fake Olivia     This is honestly a pain,     so I'm going to end it now. [00:56] (Flashback) Fake Olivia     I win! [01:01] Noir     Master... [01:03] (Flashback) Olivia     Noir... [01:05] (Flashback) Olivia     Don't go dying on me. SIGN    #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose" [02:47] (Flashback) Young Man     Please be my master! [02:50] (Flashback) Young Man     Please! I want to be your student! SIGN    200 Years Ago [02:59] Olivia     Wow, that must've taken a lot of guts. [03:03] Olivia     But that's such a pain... [03:07] (Flashback) Oliva     Yeah, nah. Run along now. Shoo, shoo. [03:12] (Flashback) Young man     Please! [03:13] Olivia     Aw, his cute, pristine face     is going to get dirty. [03:18] Olivia     But still... [03:20] (Flashback) Olivia     I'm terrible at teaching. [03:24] (Flashback) Young man     Please reconsider! [03:25] (Flashback) Young man     I'll do my best, even if it kills me! [03:27] (Flashback) Olivia     Nope. Not happening. [03:30] (Flashback) Olivia     End of story. [03:47] (Flashback) Young man     Please make me your student! [03:53] (Flashback) Young man     Please! [03:58] (Flashback) Young man     Please! [04:14] (Flashback) Olivia     Why are you so obsessed with this? [04:18] (Flashback) Young man     I promised my childhood friend,     who passed away, that I'd become [04:22] (Flashback) Young man     the best adventurer in the world. [04:24] (Flashback) Young man     So I'm going to become the     best adventurer in the world, [04:29] (Flashback) Young man     one whose name is known     even to the heavens. [04:35] (Flashback) Olivia     Okay, then. I'll give you     a chance to be my student. [04:39] (Flashback) Olivia     Attack me right now. [04:41] (Flashback) Young man     Huh? [04:42] (Flashback) Olivia     You can use any means. If you give     me so much as a scratch, you win. [04:46] (Flashback) Young man     Wait, in the middle of the city? [04:50] (Flashback) Olivia     You want to be the best in the world, right? [04:59] (Flashback) Young man     Here I go! [05:10] (Flashback) Olivia     You're terrible at lying, aren't you? [05:14] (Flashback) Olivia     You hold your sword entirely too straight. [05:16] (Flashback) Olivia     And... [05:18] (Flashback) Olivia     Maybe it's none of my business, [05:20] (Flashback) Olivia     but you should give up on     becoming an adventurer. [05:29] Olivia     The boy just refused to give up. [05:32] Olivia     Day after day... Every single day. [05:37] (Flashback) Young man     Could you tell me about goblins? [05:39] (Flashback) Olivia     Aw, but that's such a pain. [05:42] (Flashback) Olivia     I'm sure even you'd be     able to take down a goblin. [05:45] (Flashback) Olivia     But be careful with iron goblins. [05:49] (Flashback) Olivia     Their flesh is super hard,     so go after their eyes instead. [05:54] (Flashback) Young man     I see! [05:57] Olivia     Even after a month had passed,     the boy showed up every day. [06:02] (Flashback) Young man     I never thought of that!     You really are something, Master! [06:06] (Flashback) Olivia     Seriously, stop calling me "Master." [06:09] (Flashback) Young man     I'm pretty sure I won't be     able to use that method, [06:10] (Flashback) Young man     so I'll just swing around my sword more. [06:12] (Flashback) Young man     Thanks for all your valuable advice today! [06:22] Olivia     Maybe becoming an actual mentor     might not be such a bad thing. [06:31] (Flashback) Olivia     Barkeep, I'll take the usual. [06:34] (Flashback) Barkeep     Olivia, should you be here right now? [06:37] (Flashback) Olivia     What do you mean? [06:40] (Flashback) Barkeep     Well, your student... [06:41] (Flashback) Olivia     What are you talking about? [06:43] (Flashback) Barkeep     You haven't heard? Well, he... [06:53] (Flashback) Girl's Father     My daughter was attacked by     a monster, and he saved her. [06:58] (Flashback) Girl's Father     By the time I had gotten back     with the guards, it was too late. [07:02] (Flashback) Girl's Father     The monster was the rare iron goblin. [07:07] (Flashback) Girl's Father     He stabbed the monster's eye with     his sword so my daughter could escape. [07:17] Olivia     His pristine skin... [07:19] Olivia     Such a beautiful face. [07:22] Olivia     A face as sweet and calm as the moon. [07:28] Olivia     What if I had taught him properly? [07:32] Olivia     What if I had actually become his master     and Bestowed skills upon him? [07:41] Olivia     If I had chosen a different yesterday, [07:45] Olivia     then a different tomorrow would have... [07:58] Olivia     What awaited me after that     was 200 years of being alone. [08:05] Olivia     But then, one day... [08:09] (Flashback) Noir     U-Um... You are alive, right? [08:18] Olivia     Noir, you looked remarkably like that boy. [08:25] Olivia     I may have given you those skills     just to make myself feel better. [08:29] Olivia     It won't change the past,     and the regrets remain. [08:33] Olivia     But... [08:36] Olivia     Noir, please... Let me see     your smiling face again. [08:46] Noir     Master... [08:48] Noir     Damn it. My body still won't move. [08:51] Noir     The effects of Sacrifice are gone now, too. [08:54] Fake Olivia     Aw, aren't you going to plead for your life? [08:57] Noir     L-Like I'd ever do that! [08:59] Fake Olivia     Oh, really? In that case... [09:01] Fake Olivia     Bye-bye! [09:04] Emma     Run Like the Wind! [09:13] Fake Olivia     Ow! What's the big idea? [09:17] Emma     Leave Noir alone! [09:20] Noir     Emma, what are you... [09:22] Emma     I was looking for you. [09:24] Emma     I figured we could come up with     a plan to face that fake together. [09:28] Emma     And... [09:32] Lola     You're one of my adventurers, Noir. [09:34] Lola     You're my precious partner. [09:39] Luna     I want to use these powers for others. [09:46] Leila     Noir is my rival and friend.     I can't let him do this alone! [09:51] Emma     All right, everyone! [09:54] Emma     Let's do this together! [09:56] Lola; Luna; Leila     Yeah! [09:57] Fake Olivia     Oh? Look at all your cute little friends. [10:02] Noir     I appreciate the concern,     but she's too powerful. [10:06] Emma     Everyone's grateful to you, Noir.     You're always helping us out. [10:11] Lola     I became the top receptionist     because of you, Noir. [10:17] Luna     I was all alone, and you let me join your party. [10:21] Leila     We captured those phantom thieves together! [10:24] Emma     So... at least let us repay you a little. [10:28] Emma     You doofus. [10:31] Noir     Everyone... [10:33] Fake Olivia     Well, aren't you popular, Noir? I'm so jealous! [10:38] Emma     She really... [10:39] Lola     ...pisses me off. [10:41] Leila     Let's knock down... [10:42] Luna     ...that confidence by a few notches! [10:46] Fake olivia     Hey, you've got a gun?! [10:49] Leila     Demon Fist! [10:55] Emma     Wind Strike! [11:07] Noir     Emma! [11:10] Noir     I-I still haven't recovered?! [11:13] Noir     Is it because it was a skill attack? [11:17] Fake Olivia     Guess I'll have to teach you     what happens when you butt in. [11:21] Lola     The one who's... going to     defeat my rival in love... [11:25] Lola     is me! [11:31] Emma     Lola! [11:32] Fake Olivia     Yikes, talk about the strength of a gorilla. [11:35] Lola     Who're you calling a gorilla?! [11:44] Noir     L-Lola! If you do that too     much, the bridge will— [11:48] Lola     Oh, my. I lost my composure. [11:51] Fake Olivia     It's no use acting all meek and adorable now! [11:57] Noir     Luna! Please heal Emma and Lola! [12:01] Luna     Understood. [12:05] Noir     Touching that sword is bad news. [12:08] Noir     I'll have to use Editor and... SIGN     [12:11] Noir     Destroy! [12:14] Fake Olivia     Hey, what's wrong? [12:17] Noir     Leila! Now! [12:19] Leila     I'm on it! [12:21] Leila     Demon Fist! [12:27] Noir     Yes! [12:29] Leila     Now I've got you! [12:31] Fake Olivia     That was a pretty fiery attack!     Right back atcha! [12:49] Leila     I'm sorry, Noir... [12:52] Noir     Leila! We have to heal her quickly! [12:59] Noir     L-Luna! [13:01] Luna     I... I suddenly feel feverish... SIGN    Luna Heela SIGN         Temperature +5 [13:07] Noir     I-Is she doing this?! [13:10] Noir     But when? [13:13] Luna     N-Noir... I'm sorry. [13:18] Noir     Luna! [13:20] Noir     And... [13:25] Noir     She did it to Emma, too!     But when did she... SIGN    Temperature +5 SIGN    Emma Brightness [13:29] Noir     Everyone... [13:33] Fake Olivia     Aw, you're all alone again. [13:41] All     The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter! [13:49] Noir     She doesn't have any weapons. [13:52] Noir     I have a better chance fighting up close! [14:04] Noir     My legs! [14:13] Noir     Wh-What's going on? Something's wrong! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia SIGN              Movements and reactions become slower [14:17] Noir     This is... SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0 [14:22] Noir     Stone Bullet 40! [14:32] Fake Olivia     Clumsy boy! [14:33] Noir     Sh-She messed with my skills again? SIGN    Stone Bullet SIGN    Create and fire a stone     from around 10~100 centimeters     by using LP. SIGN    After that, the stone comes back to you. [14:39] Noir     She made it worse?! [14:42] Fake olivia     Did you figure it out? [14:43] Noir     Sh-She's unbelievable... [14:45] Noir     She's way more perceptive than I am,     her instincts are insane, [14:49] Noir     and she's way better     at using skills than I am. [14:52] Fake olivia     Why don't you just give up? [14:54] Fake olivia     I mean, you can still survive,     albeit pathetically. [15:01] Noir     I'm not afraid of living pathetically. [15:04] Noir     Being born to a baronet family,     I'm basically destined for a pathetic life. [15:08] Fake Olivia     Then why not run away?     I don't mind looking away for a sec. [15:14] Noir     No matter how pathetic my life is... [15:17] Noir     As long as I try, I can change! [15:23] Noir     I learned that after I met Master! [15:27] Noir     And that's why... I'm going to save Master! [15:33] Noir     I don't have time to think     about the outcome anymore! [15:38] Noir     I'm going to give up everything Master     gave me except Get Creative, SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Skills     Skills     Skills     Skills SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10     l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10 SIGN    Noir Stardia [15:43] Noir     Editor, and Bestow... SIGN    Skills     Skills [15:46] Noir     and use Sacrifice! SIGN    Sacrifice [16:12] Noir     It's hard! [16:14] Fake Olivia     Don't underestimate me... [16:16] Fake Olivia     you little brat! [16:34] Fake Olivia     I'll engulf you in flames     until there's nothing left! [16:37] Fake olivia     You and your silly feelings     toward your master! [16:48] Noir     Sh-She still has this much power left? [16:52] Noir     She's way too strong! [16:54] Fake Olivia     Die! [17:06] Noir     But I have to... [17:08] Noir     I just have to do this! [17:44] Fake Olivia     I-I'll... [17:46] Fake Olivia     I'll curse y— [17:54] Noir     Curse me all you want. [17:57] Noir     I have friends who can lift them! [18:02] Emma     Noir! [18:05] Luna     Y-You defeated her! [18:08] Leila     Well done. [18:09] Noir     I-It's all thanks to you guys. SIGN    Noir Stardia [18:12] Noir     But I think... I used up too much LP. [18:16] Lola     Noir... [18:17] Luna     Don't worry. [18:19] Leila     I-If that's the case... [18:21] Emma     Just leave it to us. [18:31] Noir     Wh-Whoa... [18:34] Noir     Th-Thanks, everyone. SIGN    Noir Stardia [18:40] Noir     And so, after defeating the Death Chains,     I went to see Master. [18:56] Noir     There you are. [18:59] Olivia     Noir, I'm free now. [19:05] Noir     Master... [19:21] Olivia     Thank you. You worked so hard. [19:28] Noir     Master... [19:29] Olivia     Now, now. You're ruining     that adorable face of yours. [19:34] Noir     You must've been hurting for so long... [19:38] Noir     Why didn't you tell me? [19:40] Noir     Is it because I'm so unreliable? [19:43] Olivia     You're just such a sweetheart.     I didn't want you to push yourself. [19:47] Noir     But... [19:48] Olivia     But apparently, you're much stronger     and braver than I thought you were. [19:53] Olivia     You're gonna make me fall for you. [19:55] Noir     Th-There you go,     treating me like a kid again. [19:58] Olivia     Aw, I wouldn't say that. [20:02] Noir     Stop playing with my face, please! [20:04] Olivia     But I've been waiting so long to touch it! [20:08] Noir     Just a little bit, then... [20:12] Olivia     If you hadn't shown up that day,     I would still be stuck in that room. [20:19] Olivia     I might've spent an eternity in there. [20:23] Noir     Well, my life changed so much     because I met you, Master. [20:30] Noir     I'm very grateful. [20:38] Olivia     Noir, thank you so much. [20:41] Noir     That's my line, Master. [20:52] Olivia     Squeeze! [20:53] Noir     Master, that hurts! Let go! [20:56] Olivia     Nope! Don't wanna! [21:05] Noir's Dad     Now, if I gamble these earnings at a casino... [21:11] Noir's Dad     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... [21:13] Alice     Brother Dearest, are these new? [21:16] Noir     Yeah, my friend helped me acquire them. [21:21] Dryade     Nory, I hope you come see me again. [21:28] Elena     So in conclusion,     becoming a hero is no small feat. [21:32] Elena     You'll need to train not only     your body, but your mind, as well. [21:38] Elena     Make sure you don't slack off! [21:40] Students     Yes, ma'am! [21:42] Leila     You need to put all of your     weight into your fists. [21:47] Leila     You go like this... then this! [21:51] Noir     This move... sure is powerful! [21:57] Lola     Noir. [21:58] Lola     You need more LP, right? [22:00] Lola     Well, in that case... [22:04] Noir     Wha— [22:05] Lola     Well? How's that? [22:09] Luna     Ah, Noir. You must need LP. [22:12] Luna     In that case... [22:13] Noir     Wh-Wha— [22:14] Luna     Mine are pretty big, too. [22:17] Leila     Are you some kind of womanizer, Noir? [22:23] Emma     Hey, I saw that! [22:26] Emma     If you want more LP,     you should talk to me first. [22:39] Alice     Oh, I see. [22:42] Alice     So we're fighting to the death     over Brother Dearest. [22:46] Alice     I'll be happy to join in. [22:57] Olivia     Did you get back all the skills     you used for Sacrifice? [23:00] Noir     No, not completely. [23:03] Noir     I'm going to slowly build my LP back up     and create them using Get Creative. [23:06] Olivia     Way to go, Noir! [23:08] Olivia     I bet you're doing all kinds     of things with those girls. [23:13] Noir     M-More importantly, are we     going to go past the 15th floor? [23:15] Olivia     Yeah. when I was captured by the     Death Chains, I heard its thoughts. SIGN    Free her without killing her and a path will appear [23:21] Olivia     If we break that stone monument,     there should be stairs under it. [23:25] Olivia     I don't know how many floors this thing has, [23:28] Olivia     but if you can get to floor 100,     you might become as powerful as me. [23:32] Noir     Right! [23:34] Noir     Please wait for me. [23:38] Olivia     Look at you, all confident. [23:40] Noir     Well, I am your student. [23:42] Olivia     Excellent. [23:49] Noir     "Hidden dungeon only I can enter! [23:51] Noir     Let me train in secret to become     the strongest in the world!" SIGN    Illustration: Takehana Note