# The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter
The Hidden Dungeon is a place of legend where rare treasures and items are hidden. Nor, the third son of an impoverished noble family who's lost the one job offer he had, was lucky enough to hear about this dungeon. He then acquires a skill that allows him to create, bestow, and edit skills... and in order to use it, he needs to accumulate points by carrying out such tasks as eating delicious meals and doing sexual things with alluring members of the opposite sex.
# Season 1
# E1 - Powerful Skill Set
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQD840/powerful-skill-set)
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**[00:09] Narrator**
This world is filled with dungeons.
**[00:24] Narrator**
It is said that some of them even have
perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers.
**[00:31] Narrator**
Undiscovered.
**[00:32] Narrator**
Untrodden.
**[00:33] Narrator**
Unreachable.
**[00:35] Narrator**
People called these places rich in mystery...
**[00:40] Narrator**
hidden dungeons!
**[00:51] Olivia**
Welcome...
**[00:56] Olivia**
Come forth, brave one.
**[01:01] Olivia**
I await you on the second floor.
**[01:14] Olivia**
This way.
**[01:24] Olivia**
This way.
***SIGN*** #01 "Powerful Skill Set"
**[01:52] Noir**
* I, Noir Stardia,*
* am the third son of a noble.*
**[01:56] Noir**
* After graduating from the*
* Jastal Preparatory School,*
**[01:59] Noir**
* I decided to pursue a career*
* instead of higher education.*
**[02:05] Noir**
* Today was supposed to be*
* my first day on the job, but...*
**[02:11] Noir**
Father? Mother? What's wrong?
**[02:14] Father**
Well, that library you're
supposed to work at...
**[02:18] Noir**
Yes, today's my first day.
**[02:20] Father**
Actually, the viscount's son interfered,
**[02:24] Father**
and you won't be able to work there after all.
**[02:26] Noir**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Aristocratic Society
**[02:30] Noir**
* We may be nobles, but the Stardia*
* family only held a baronetcy.*
***SIGN*** Baronet
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Marquess
***SIGN*** Duke
**[02:34] Sign**
Librarian
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Viscount
**[02:36] Noir**
* We're just poor nobles who stand no*
* chance against anyone ranked higher.*
**[02:42] Noir**
Father, please raise your head.
**[02:45] Noir**
I absolutely deplore you...
I mean, adore you, Father.
**[02:48] Noir's Father**
You totally meant the first part!
**[02:51] Noir**
But I guess the real question is...
what do I do now?
**[02:54] Noir**
You shitty father... I mean, Father.
**[02:57] Noir's Father**
You didn't even hesitate that time!
I felt that malice!
**[03:00] Noir's Father**
I feel your anger, my son!
**[03:03] Alice**
I will not accept this!
**[03:05] Alice**
Who is this fiend who took
my dearest brother's position?
**[03:08] Alice**
I will go talk to them personally!
**[03:09] Noir**
Alice, I appreciate it, but we're
talking about the son of a viscount.
**[03:15] Noir's Father**
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
**[03:17] Alice**
But... that's simply not fair,
my dear brother!
**[03:20] Alice**
I know! Why not take the exam
for the Hero Academy?
**[03:25] Noir**
The Hero Academy, eh?
**[03:28] Noir**
* Those who graduate from the Hero Academy*
* can become monster hunters or royal knights.*
**[03:33] Noir**
*Basically, you're set for life if you make it there.*
**[03:38] Noir**
I'd never pass.
**[03:40] Alice**
You should at least try!
**[03:42] Alice**
If you don't make it,
I'll take care of you myself!
**[03:45] Noir**
Th-Thanks...
**[03:51] Emma**
Noir!
**[03:56] Emma**
Hey!
**[03:59] Emma**
Morning!
**[04:00] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[04:02] Noir**
*This is Emma Brightness.*
**[04:05] Noir**
* She was born into a barony,*
* meaning her family is wealthy,*
**[04:08] Noir**
*but our parents are friends,*
**[04:10] Noir**
*and she's been my friend since we were kids.*
**[04:12] Emma**
We're both going to be
librarians starting today!
**[04:15] Emma**
Let us do our best!
**[04:17] Noir**
Actually, about that, Emma...
**[04:20] Emma**
What?!
**[04:22] Emma**
Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian?
**[04:26] Noir**
No...
**[04:28] Emma**
But...
**[04:31] Noir**
Y-You're that disappointed?
**[04:33] Emma**
Well, I mean...
**[04:34] Emma**
I had some really good news!
**[04:38] Emma**
About your skill.
**[04:40] Noir**
Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skill
**[04:43] Noir**
*The Great Sage skill
is my one and only skill.*
***SIGN*** Tells the user everything about the world
(even the unexplained).
**[04:46] Noir**
*It tells me everything about the world.*
**[04:49] Noir**
*It's a pretty rare skill.*
**[04:51] Noir**
* My parents jumped for joy when they*
* had my skill appraised at the church.*
**[04:51] (Flashback) Dad**
Fantastic, my son!
**[04:53] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, how wonderful!
**[04:56] Noir**
*But...*
**[04:58] Noir**
*I can't use the Great Sage skill.*
***SIGN*** Q: What's tomorrow's
weather forecast?
**[05:01] Noir**
*Well, actually, I can...*
***SIGN*** A: It'll be sunny!
**[05:03] Noir**
*But every time I use it,*
**[05:05] Noir**
* I'm plagued with a headache*
* so bad that I wish for death.*
**[05:08] Noir**
*Which is why I don't use it.*
**[05:11] Emma**
I just happened to be going through
the ancient texts yesterday,
**[05:15] Emma**
and I found this passage...
**[05:17] Emma**
"Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin,
was plagued with terrible headaches,
**[05:22] Emma**
he demanded kisses from his wives."
**[05:26] Noir**
Why, though?
**[05:28] Emma**
They must've been effective
against his headaches! Duh!
**[05:32] Noir**
What?
**[05:33] Emma**
Th-That makes sense, doesn't it?
**[05:37] Noir**
Actually, you might have a point.
**[05:41] Emma**
D-Do you want to give it a try?
**[05:44] Noir**
Are you sure?
**[05:45] Emma**
W-W-Well, who else are
you going to try that with?!
**[05:48] Emma**
It's just a kiss! And we've known
each other forever...
**[05:51] Emma**
And we're totally adults!
**[05:55] Noir**
In that case...
**[05:56] Emma**
Huh?!
**[06:01] Emma**
W-Wait.
**[06:03] Emma**
Let's find a better spot...
**[06:13] Emma**
Y-You can go ahead.
**[06:19] Noir**
I hope you're ready.
**[06:38] Emma**
You can do it!
**[06:43] Noir**
*Answer my query, Great Sage.*
**[06:48] Great Sage**
As you wish.
**[06:50] Noir**
* I want to become stronger so I can pass*
* the exam for the Hero Academy.*
**[06:53] Noir**
* What's the most efficient way*
* to become stronger?*
**[06:56] Great Sage**
Explore a hidden dungeon.
**[06:58] Noir**
*A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one?*
**[07:02] Great Sage**
There lies a cave 15,000 meters
southwest of here.
**[07:06] Great Sage**
Activate the switch in the wall,
and you will find the Infinite Labyrin—
**[07:12] Noir**
My head's killing me!
**[07:14] Emma**
Should we kiss again?
**[07:15] Noir**
Yes, please!
**[07:25] Noir**
*My headache's fading...*
**[07:40] Emma**
Does... your head still hurt?
**[07:43] Noir**
Yeah.
**[07:52] Noir**
*I've got all the right gear.*
**[07:54] Noir**
*I even borrowed a sword from Father.*
**[08:05] Noir**
Is this where the switch is?
**[08:22] Great Sage**
You will need a spell to open the door.
**[08:25] Great sage**
And that spell is...
**[08:29] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[08:32] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[08:50] Olivia**
This way.
**[09:12] Noir**
U-Um... You are alive, right?
**[09:16] Olivia**
Touch my head.
**[09:24] Olivia**
I am Olivia Servant!
**[09:24] Sign**
I am Olivia Servant
a totally super-awesome adventurer
**[09:26] Olivia**
A totally super-awesome adventurer!
**[09:29] Olivia**
You see, I happened to stumble upon
this hidden dungeon on one of my walks.
**[09:33] Olivia**
I figured out how to get in all by myself.
**[09:36] Olivia**
I ran into a monster on the second floor
and decimated it in two seconds.
**[09:40] Olivia**
Things were going peachy,
**[09:43] Olivia**
but then a trap activated.
**[09:47] Olivia**
I've been tied up in here
for 200 years since then.
**[09:50] Noir**
For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right—
**[09:52] Olivia**
Nope, hold it. These are special
chains called Death Chains.
**[09:56] Olivia**
Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia.
**[09:59] Noir**
Huh? Then why did you call me here?
**[10:02] Olivia**
I've been looking for someone to talk to.
**[10:04] Olivia**
I figured no one would ever hear me,
but you actually showed up!
**[10:09] Olivia**
You have *no* idea how long
I've been waiting for this moment!
**[10:14] Olivia**
Anyway, you must have real potential,
considering you found this dungeon.
**[10:19] Olivia**
What's your name?
**[10:20] Noir**
It's Noir Stardia.
**[10:22] Olivia**
Noir, eh?
**[10:24] Olivia**
So what brought you here, anyway?
**[10:26] Noir**
Well...
**[10:30] Olivia**
Right. I got you.
**[10:33] Olivia**
But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this!
**[10:36] Olivia**
"The super-hot babe Olivia
is sealed away in B2!"
**[10:40] Noir**
Nope. He didn't say a word about you.
**[10:42] Olivia**
Well, whatever.
So you wanna get stronger, right?
**[10:46] Olivia**
Then you can have my skills.
**[10:49] Noir**
Huh?
**[10:50] Olivia**
Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon...
**[10:52] Olivia**
So just tap your forehead against mine.
**[10:55] Noir**
L-Like this?
**[11:01] Olivia**
Dun dun da-dun!
**[11:03] Olivia**
You've quite literally got skills,
Noir. Mine, that is.
**[11:07] Olivia**
Now I can die without any regrets.
**[11:11] Noir**
Wait! You can't just die now!
**[11:13] Olivia**
Pfft. Like I'd actually die.
**[11:15] Olivia**
You can address me as "Master" from now on.
**[11:19] Olivia**
Now, I'll give you a simple
rundown of my skills.
**[11:23] Olivia**
The Get Creative skill.
**[11:24] Olivia**
You can create pretty much any
skill your mind can think of.
**[11:28] Olivia**
The Bestow skill.
**[11:30] Olivia**
You can give the skills you've
created to other people or objects.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir
***SIGN*** Wings
**[11:34] Olivia**
The Editor skill.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir
***SIGN*** Wings
**[11:36] Olivia**
You can edit the skills you've
given to yourself or others.
***SIGN*** ————
***SIGN*** ————
**[11:40] Noir**
So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor.
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Get Creative
***SIGN*** Bestow
***SIGN*** Editor
**[11:43] Noir**
Depending on how I use these, I can
create insanely powerful attacks.
**[11:47] Olivia**
But be careful.
**[11:49] Olivia**
To use any of these skills,
you need life points, or LP.
***SIGN*** Life Points
**[11:53] Olivia**
The stronger the skill,
the more LP it consumes,
***SIGN*** Slow
***SIGN*** Fast
**[11:57] Olivia**
so make sure you use LP
Conversion when that happens.
***SIGN*** LP Conversion
**[12:00] Noir**
LP Conversion?
**[12:02] Olivia**
If you do something that feels good,
your satisfaction gets turned into LP.
**[12:07] Noir**
Huh?
**[12:08] Olivia**
For example, fulfilling your sexual desires.
**[12:10] Olivia**
Getting close with a charming
person of the opposite sex.
**[12:13] Olivia**
Then there's hunger.
**[12:14] Olivia**
Eating delicious foods and savoring
delicacies are both effective.
**[12:17] Olivia**
Finally, the desire for worldly things.
**[12:19] Olivia**
Earn that dough and spend it
like there's no tomorrow.
**[12:22] Noir**
S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist.
**[12:25] Olivia**
Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die.
**[12:29] Noir**
*Maybe tell me that first.*
**[12:31] Olivia**
How much LP do you have right now?
**[12:33] Olivia**
Concentrate.
**[12:35] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[12:37] Noir**
Five hundred fifty.
**[12:39] Olivia**
Five hundred fifty, eh?
Why don't you give Get Creative a shot?
**[12:43] Noir**
All right. Here I go.
**[12:49] Golden Slime**
Jiggle.
**[12:50] Golden Slime**
Jiggle.
**[12:52] Noir**
Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill.
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.550
***SIGN*** Skills
Skill
Skill
**[13:03] Golden Slime**
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
**[13:05] Noir**
* Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust*
* in the air in front of my hand...*
**[13:10] Noir**
*and fires it!*
**[13:14] Noir**
I-I beat it...
**[13:17] Noir**
But I'm kinda tired now.
**[13:20] Noir**
I'm going to have to figure out how
to rake in that LP from now on.
**[13:24] Noir**
But for today...
**[13:30] Alice**
Oh, Big Brother!
**[13:33] Alice**
Is my lap a comferble...
a comfortable pillow for you?
**[13:38] Noir**
Man, I feel alive again.
**[13:41] Noir**
Can I get a goodnight hug, too?
**[13:44] Alice**
Huh?!
**[13:45] Noir**
I'm so blessed to have such
a cute, kind little sister!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[13:54] Alice**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[14:01] Emma**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
**[14:05] Noir**
S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
**[14:08] Emma**
No, it's fine. What did
you want to talk about?
**[14:11] Noir**
I have a favor to ask.
**[14:13] Noir**
Also, you seem a bit different today.
**[14:15] Emma**
Y-You think so?
**[14:18] Noir**
You're usually more reserved.
**[14:20] Emma**
Well, everyone's always staring at my chest!
**[14:23] Emma**
Of course I'd want to hide it.
**[14:25] Noir**
I'm not sure if that outfit is helping...
**[14:28] Emma**
Well, that's because today's
supposed to be special!
**[14:30] Emma**
Noir, you doofus.
**[14:32] Noir**
Sorry! I was just worried.
**[14:34] Noir**
I've known you forever,
and you're important to me.
**[14:36] Emma**
Just saying that I'm important
to you isn't enough!
**[14:40] Noir**
Th-Then... can I hug you?
**[14:44] Emma**
Sure...
**[14:47] Noir**
Okay... here I go.
**[14:51] Noir**
Your scent is so calming.
**[14:55] Noir**
Not to mention...
**[14:56] Sign**
Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** A few hours prior
**[15:01] (Flashback) Noir**
So, Olivia...
**[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
You hear somethin'?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Noir**
M-Master...
**[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia**
Yes?
**[15:09] (Flashback) Noir**
I was hoping I could make
a skill that would help me
**[15:12] (Flashback) Noir**
with the Hero Academy exam.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Olivia**
This calls for cheating!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Noir**
You're awful, you know that?
**[15:17] (Flashback) Olivia**
And you're too much of a goody two shoes.
**[15:19] (Flashback) Olivia**
That's exactly why they took your job.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Olivia**
It takes 300 LP to use,
but I've got just the skill for you.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Olivia**
You interested?
**[15:28] (Flashback) Noir**
Yes, please!
**[15:30] (Flashback) Olivia**
In that case...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Discerning Eye
***SIGN*** Have a peek into
information about any
living creature or object.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Olivia**
The skill that grants you a peek
into any kind of information:
**[15:35] (Flashback) Olivia**
The Discerning Eye!
**[15:37] (Flashback) Olivia**
With this, you're good to go on your exam!
**[15:40] Noir**
Thanks, Emma.
**[15:42] Emma**
It's fine. This is basically a greeting.
**[15:45] Noir**
* Okay, now to Get Creative and*
* create the Discerning Eye skill.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.950
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skill
Skill
Skill
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.650
**[15:53] Noir**
*Let's try it out.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness Lv.17
***SIGN*** Species
Occupation
Skills
***SIGN***
**[15:57] Noir**
*I see it!*
**[15:58] Noir**
*This means I'll pass for sure!*
**[16:00] Noir**
*I need to make sure I thank Emma properly.*
**[16:03] Emma**
Man, my shoulders are so stiff.
**[16:06] Emma**
My chest is way too heavy.
**[16:08] Noir**
*All right!*
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** Small Boobs
**[16:09] Noir**
* I'll use Get Creative and*
* give Emma Small Boobs.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[16:12] Noir**
*I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but...*
***SIGN*** Needed to Get Creative LP.30
Needed to Bestow to Emma LP.50
**[16:15] Noir**
There!
**[16:27] Emma**
Wh-What just happened?!
**[16:29] Emma**
Wh-What? Why?!
**[16:32] Noir**
Now your shoulders won't be so stiff.
**[16:35] Noir**
Don't worry, plenty of people
love small boobs. Isn't that great?
**[16:37] Emma**
Are you being serious right now?
**[16:39] Noir**
Yup!
**[16:40] Noir**
Though I definitely prefer them big.
**[16:42] Emma**
Gimme back my boobs, you doofus!
**[16:46] Noir**
* I ended up having to use Editor*
* to give her boobs back.*
**[16:50] Noir**
*Talk about a waste of LP.*
***SIGN*** Hero Academy The Day of the Exam
**[16:55] Male Noble 1**
Feeling confident?
**[16:56] Male Noble 2**
But of course.
**[16:57] Noir**
*Barons and viscounts...*
**[16:59] Noir**
* They're totally different*
* from a baronet like me.*
**[17:03] Director**
We will now begin the entrance exam.
**[17:06] Director**
Your task is to collect raw
materials from monsters.
**[17:09] Director**
You'll be judged on how much you bring
in and how rare the materials are.
**[17:12] Director**
This will be a team effort in which
you split up into groups of three.
**[17:16] Director**
Return empty-handed, and you fail!
**[17:18] Director**
That is all!
**[17:19] Examinee 3**
We have to make a team?
**[17:21] Examinee 4**
No one told us that before.
**[17:22] Examinee 5**
I'd better hurry up and find people.
**[17:25] Noir**
E-Excuse me. Would you like to...
**[17:27] Examinee 6**
Hm? You reek of baronet stench.
**[17:36] Noir**
Um...
**[17:38] Examinee 7**
Yeah, I don't associate with trash.
**[17:43] Noir**
*Trash, huh?*
**[17:49] Emma**
Hey, wanna team up?
**[17:51] Emma**
Heya, Noir!
**[17:53] Noir**
E-Emma? What are you doing here?
**[17:56] Noir**
What about your librarian job?
**[17:58] Emma**
I quit. I figured I'd give the
Hero Academy a shot, too.
**[18:02] Noir**
I-I can't believe you quit that easily...
**[18:05] Emma**
Well, I didn't get to be with you.
**[18:07] Noir**
Huh?
**[18:08] Emma**
Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up.
**[18:13] Lenore**
Hey, want to team up?
**[18:16] Lenore**
I'm Lenore Bludon.
**[18:18] Lenore**
You don't need to be formal with me.
The more casual, the better.
**[18:22] Emma**
I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore.
**[18:25] Lenore**
Brightness? Ah, a barony.
**[18:29] Noir**
I'm Noir Stardia.
**[18:31] Lenore**
I didn't ask for your name.
**[18:34] Lenore**
Why would I bother remembering
the name of a baronet?
**[18:37] Noir**
Huh?
**[18:38] Director**
Now, then...
**[18:39] Director**
Gather as many materials
as you can by noon tomorrow.
**[18:44] Director**
You can obtain them in any way you'd like.
**[18:46] Director**
Begin!
**[18:47] Examinee 8**
The marketplace!
**[18:48] Examinee 9**
I'm buying everything!
**[18:49] Emma**
Y-You can buy the materials, too?
**[18:52] Noir**
I guess so. He never said you had to
actually defeat any monsters, so...
**[18:56] Lenore**
Let's split up.
**[18:59] Lenore**
Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom
of the Aristocratic Food Chain.
**[19:04] Emma**
I guess the rich definitely
have the upper hand.
**[19:07] Noir**
Yeah...
**[19:08] Emma**
What are you going to do, Noir?
**[19:10] Emma**
If you're going to hunt for your
materials, I'll come with you.
**[19:13] Noir**
No, you wait here, Emma.
**[19:16] Noir**
I have an idea.
**[19:19] Noir**
* I was sure there'd be plenty of rare*
* monsters in a hidden dungeon.*
**[19:22] Noir**
* And that's why I came to*
* the third floor, but...*
**[19:27] Noir**
Are you serious right now?!
**[19:30] Noir**
*I'm still level 23...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Dead Reaper Lv.99
***SIGN*** Skill
Skill Any damage dealt to its enemy with the
Skill Scythe means Instant Death. Effect cannot
Skill be avoided without specific resistance.
**[19:33] Noir**
*Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me,
it's an insta-death for me.*
**[19:47] Noir**
* I-If I use my Editor skill and*
* delete its Instant Death attack...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** LP needed to delete: 4000
**[19:53] Noir**
*Nope! I'd literally die eight times!*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[19:59] Noir**
* I created the skill Heavy*
* and Bestowed it on the Reaper.*
**[20:02] Noir**
*I managed to stop it for now,*
**[20:04] Noir**
*but that instantly cost me 200 LP...*
**[20:10] Noir**
*I feel so weak...*
**[20:13] Noir**
* I lost so much LP, I can actually*
* feel my life draining away...*
**[20:17] Noir**
*But... I have to do this...*
**[20:19] Noir**
*There's no other way!*
**[20:28] Noir**
*I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make
the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters!*
**[20:28] Sign**
Noir Stardia
**[20:28] Sign**
Stone Bullet
**[20:35] Noir**
You know, you seem a bit thin.
Have you been eating properly?
**[20:38] Noir**
Here. This should fill you up!
**[20:43] Noir**
Stone Bullet 100!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[20:56] Noir**
I-I'm exhausted...
**[21:03] Director**
And now I will announce the top three
teams from the entrance exam results.
**[21:08] Lenore**
He hasn't called our team at all.
**[21:12] Noir**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:14] Director**
In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points.
**[21:21] Director**
In second place, Team Elizabeth
with 11,550 points.
**[21:26] Lenore**
H-He still hasn't called us.
**[21:28] Emma**
Maybe we didn't even rank...
**[21:30] Noir**
*W-We should be okay.*
**[21:33] Noir**
*I mean, Master said...*
**[21:35] (Flashback) Noir**
It wouldn't be weird if I brought
this to the exam, right?
**[21:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Nah.
**[21:40] (Flashback) Olivia**
It's better than bringing a golden slime,
which doesn't exist on this continent.
**[21:43] (Flashback) Olivia**
They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine.
**[21:46] Noir**
*B-But... if he doesn't call us...*
**[21:52] Director**
And in first place...
**[21:56] Director**
Team Lenore with 128,000 points!
**[22:01] Emma**
O-One hundred and twenty...
**[22:03] Noir**
...eight thousand...
**[22:05] Director**
They had the skull of the extremely
diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials.
**[22:09] Director**
This means they pass and
rewrite history with that score.
**[22:12] Noir**
* Wh-What were you saying*
* about this being a grunt, Master?*
**[22:16] Olivia**
Whoops, my bad.
**[22:19] Olivia**
A Dead Reaper is nothing to me,
**[22:22] Olivia**
but I guess a student hunting
them would be a miracle.
**[22:25] Olivia**
Well, whatever.
**[22:29] Noir**
* And so, I safely passed the exam*
* for the Hero Academy.*
**[22:33] Noir**
* My family was ecstatic, and this*
* brightened everyone's moods.*
**[22:37] Noir**
*That is, until we saw the enrollment fee.*
**[22:40] Noir**
Three hundred thousand rels?
**[22:43] Noir**
How am I supposed to get that kind of money?
**[24:17] Noir**
Next time, "The Guild and the Receptionist."
***SIGN*** #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Shiratama
# E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist
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**[00:06] Alice**
Big Brother!
**[00:11] Noir**
Y-You sure like to get up close
and personal, Alice.
**[00:15] Father**
Stare...
**[00:16] Alice**
I wanted to share in your
good fortune, as well!
**[00:20] Alice**
You were accepted into
the Hero Academy, after all!
**[00:23] Noir**
R-Right...
**[00:25] Alice**
You're basically the head
of our household now!
**[00:28] Father**
Alice, don't say that! My dignity!
**[00:31] Noir**
F-Father!
**[00:32] Noir**
I need to talk to you
about the Hero Academy.
**[00:35] Noir**
You see, there's an enrollment fee...
**[00:38] Father**
Enrollment fee?
**[00:40] Father**
I have some money saved up. How much is it?
**[00:45] Noir**
Three hundred thousand rels.
**[00:47] Father**
Three hundred...
**[00:48] Noir**
Within a week.
**[00:50] Father**
A week...
**[00:52] Father**
Will a year work?
**[00:54] Noir**
Very well. I'll earn the money myself.
**[00:56] Father**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[01:01] Alice**
My poor, unfortunate brother.
**[01:06] Olivia**
Three hundred thousand rels
to get into the school, eh?
**[01:09] Olivia**
That's probably a bit harsh
for a poor noble like you.
**[01:13] Noir**
I don't think you needed to be
that blunt about it, but yeah.
**[01:17] Olivia**
Then why don't you fight some rare monsters
in this dungeon and sell them off?
**[01:22] Noir**
I'd rather not bring that
much attention to myself.
**[01:25] Noir**
Especially after the entrance exam.
**[01:28] (Flashback) Noir**
Could you just say it was you
who defeated the Dead Reaper?
**[01:32] (Flashback) Lenore**
What?
**[01:34] (Flashback) Noir**
People would have an easier time believing
the daughter of an earl defeated it
**[01:37] (Flashback) Noir**
than the son of a baronet.
**[01:39] (Flashback) Lenore**
Very well. I'll say that I defeated it.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Noir**
Thanks.
**[01:45] Noir**
I ended up letting my vain classmate
take the credit for it.
**[01:50] Olivia**
Then I guess there's only one way.
**[01:56] Olivia**
Work at the adventurers' guild.
**[02:00] Noir**
E-Excuse me...
**[02:02] Guild Master**
What?
**[02:09] Lola**
Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie.
**[02:17] Lola**
I'm the receptionist, Lola.
**[02:25] Lola**
Is this your first time
at the adventurers' guild?
***SIGN*** #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
**[04:03] Lola**
First, allow me to explain the
very simple system we use here.
**[04:07] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[04:10] Lola**
There are many prominent
adventurers who belong to Odin.
**[04:15] Lola**
We have adventurers harvest plants,
**[04:18] Lola**
cull monsters, explore dungeons,
and complete various other quests.
**[04:24] Lola**
Adventurers have ranks, which
affect the quests they can take
**[04:26] Sign**
Master
**[04:26] Sign**
Newbie
**[04:28] Lola**
and the rewards they receive.
**[04:30] Lola**
Of course, those who show
consistent results may rank up.
**[04:35] Lola**
In order to join the guild,
we'll need you to register.
**[04:41] Noir**
Oh, sure. That'll be fine.
**[04:45] Lola**
First, I'll need you to write down
all the skills you currently have.
**[04:49] Noir**
My skills?
**[04:51] Lola**
Have no fear.
**[04:53] Lola**
All that information will be
classified with the guild.
**[04:58] Noir**
*She smells so nice...*
**[05:02] Noir**
I wrote them all down.
**[05:05] Lola**
Er, Noir...
**[05:07] Noir**
Y-Yes?
**[05:08] Lola**
I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around.
**[05:11] Lola**
We don't have an endless supply of paper.
**[05:13] Noir**
Oh, right. O-Of course.
**[05:16] Noir**
I'm sure Get Creative and Editor
probably sound pretty weird.
**[05:19] Lola**
No, I'm aware of those skills.
**[05:21] Lola**
Because...
**[05:23] Lola**
This is Odin, the guild that
Olivia Servant was a member of.
**[05:28] Noir**
What?! Master was in this guild?
**[05:31] Lola**
Master?
**[05:33] Noir**
*Crap! I let the cat out of the bag.*
**[05:35] Lola**
We do get people like you every now and then...
**[05:38] Lola**
People who claim to be Olivia's successor.
**[05:42] Lola**
In that case...
**[05:44] Lola**
Let's find out the truth.
**[05:47] Lola**
When you touch this Discerning Tome,
your skills appear in writing.
**[05:52] Lola**
Well? What will it be?
**[05:53] Lola**
You still have a chance to
take back what you said.
**[05:56] Noir**
Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this.
**[05:58] Lola**
Huh?
**[05:59] Noir**
But what happens if I'm not lying?
**[06:03] Lola**
Well...
**[06:05] Lola**
How about I lift up my skirt and say,
"I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir."
**[06:13] Noir**
Well, if you're sure...
**[06:19] Sign**
Noir Stardia
16 years old
Level 33
Skills:
Great Sage
Get Creative
Editor
Bestow
LP Conversion
Stone Bullet
Discerning Eye
**[06:23] Lola**
S-So you're really...
**[06:26] Lola**
Olivia's s-s-s-successor?!
**[06:29] Noir**
So, what were you going to do again?
**[06:33] Noir**
Weren't you supposed to say,
"Lord Noir, I love you"?
**[06:37] Noir**
While lifting up your skirt.
**[06:44] Lola**
L-Lord Noir...
**[06:49] Lola**
I-I love you...
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[06:59] Lola**
So, what kind of quest would you like?
**[07:02] Lola**
You'll have to start at Rank E.
**[07:04] Noir**
*She got over that fast!*
**[07:06] Noir**
Actually, I need to get
300,000 rels in a week.
**[07:10] Lola**
In that case...
**[07:13] Lola**
How about catching these?
**[07:16] Noir**
Rainbow grasshoppers?
**[07:17] Noir**
Their habitat is known,
**[07:20] Noir**
but they're super rare bugs
that are seldom seen, right?
**[07:23] Lola**
This was a D-Rank quest,
**[07:25] Lola**
but we started taking
E-Rank applicants, as well.
**[07:27] Noir**
So I'm guessing you couldn't find
anyone to take the quest...
**[07:31] Lola**
Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill
**[07:33] Lola**
that should help you out.
**[07:35] Noir**
Oh, you're right.
**[07:38] Lola**
Good luck, Noir. I have very
high hopes for you.
**[07:42] Lola**
I find capable men very attractive.
**[07:46] Noir**
* I-It's hard to believe she doubted*
* me a few moments ago...*
**[07:54] Noir**
The grasshoppers' habitat
should be around here.
**[07:57] Noir**
* If I use the Great Sage skill*
* that answers any question,*
**[08:01] Noir**
*I should be able to find them quickly.*
**[08:04] Noir**
* But kisses are absolutely necessary*
* to avoid the headache side effect.*
**[08:08] Noir**
* Wait. If I use Get Creative*
* to make Headache Immunity...*
***SIGN*** Headache Immunity
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[08:13] Noir**
*That's so much!*
**[08:14] Noir**
*But I can't always rely on Emma...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.700
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.400
**[08:21] Noir**
*Okay, that should do it.*
**[08:25] Noir**
* Great Sage, where are*
* the rainbow grasshoppers?*
**[08:30] Great Sage**
The closest one to this location is 310
meters to the south, behind a boulder.
**[08:37] Noir**
Yeah, it definitely hurts.
**[08:39] Noir**
But... it's not unbearable.
**[08:47] Noir**
*Sweet. I found it pretty quickly.*
**[08:50] Noir**
*But headaches seriously suck.*
**[08:52] Noir**
*It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me...*
**[08:55] Emma**
Noir, you doofus!
**[09:01] Noir**
*Emma! Perfect timing, as always!*
**[09:05] Noir**
*And your boobs are still...*
**[09:09] Emma**
Noir, you became an adventurer?!
**[09:12] Noir**
H-How'd you find out about that?
**[09:14] Emma**
I went to your house,
and they said you went to the guild.
**[09:16] Emma**
Then I went to the guild, and...
**[09:18] Emma**
Actually, the details don't matter!
**[09:20] Emma**
How could you do this
without talking to me first?
**[09:24] Noir**
S-Sorry. I thought it might
be too dangerous for you.
**[09:28] Emma**
Ugh! Don't you remember our
promise from six years ago?
**[09:32] Noir**
Six years ago?
**[09:35] Noir**
When we were playing together
**[09:37] Noir**
and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,
until death do us part?"
**[09:41] Emma**
Yeah. So I'll look for these
grasshoppers with you!
**[09:46] Emma**
You'll be using Great Sage, right?
**[09:48] Emma**
So, you know...
**[09:49] Noir**
Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.
I learned Headache Immunity.
**[09:53] Emma**
Huh?!
**[09:54] Noir**
B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,
so you can give me one anytime.
**[09:58] Noir**
And we've been friends forever.
**[09:59] Noir**
And even with the immunity,
I still get a slight headache...
**[10:04] Emma**
R-Really? In that case...
**[10:06] Noir**
O-Okay.
**[10:15] Noir**
* Though, honestly, this headache*
* is quite manageable.*
**[10:27] Lola**
Thank you for your patience.
**[10:30] Lola**
I have your 250,000 rels here.
**[10:32] Noir**
T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?!
**[10:34] Lola**
Yes. At this rate,
you'll rank up in no time.
**[10:38] Noir**
G-Great.
**[10:39] Lola**
So you're capable *and* hardworking.
**[10:42] Lola**
You truly are a fine gentleman.
**[10:46] Lola**
And because you're such a fine gentleman,
I have another quest for you.
**[10:50] Lola**
It's a quest to take care of some monsters.
**[10:52] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[10:55] Lola**
Feel free to ask me any
questions you might have.
**[11:00] Emma**
Hang on a second!
**[11:03] Emma**
I'm going to become an adventurer
so I can come with you on this quest, Noir.
**[11:07] Noir**
*Y-Your boobs...*
**[11:09] Lola**
You? An adventurer?
**[11:12] Emma**
The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I
have been friends since we were kids.
**[11:23] Noir**
*Th-This can't be good...*
**[11:28] Lola**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:35] Noir**
C-Calm down, you two.
**[11:38] Lola**
I'm in charge of Noir.
He is a valuable partner.
**[11:41] Lola**
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere.
**[11:43] Emma**
That's my line. We're together forever,
until death do us part.
**[11:48] Adventurer 1**
What's going on?
**[11:49] Adventurer 2**
Are they having a lovers' spat?
**[11:51] Adventurer 3**
Yeah! Fight more!
**[11:52] Noir**
*W-Well, this turned into a spectacle...*
**[11:56] Noir**
Emma! I'm so blessed
to have you help me out!
**[12:00] Emma**
R-Really?
**[12:03] Noir**
And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes
to give you the best results I can!
**[12:07] Lola**
Oh, my.
**[12:10] Lola**
I guess that's enough for today.
**[12:11] Emma**
Yeah, I'll back off.
**[12:13] Lola**
On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks.
**[12:13] Emma**
On behalf of Noir's looks.
**[12:16] Adventurer 1**
Aw, man.
**[12:17] Adventurer 5**
They're done already?
**[12:18] Adventurer 2**
Well, that was no fun.
**[12:24] Lola**
Be safe out there.
**[12:25] Lola**
Let's have dinner off the clock sometime.
**[12:29] Noir**
Huh? I, uh...
**[12:30] Emma**
You seriously had the nerve to
do that right in front of me?!
**[12:39] Emma**
Noir, you doofus. Don't you know
girls can be conniving?
**[12:42] Emma**
Go to dinner with her, and she'll
drag you into a room and...
**[12:45] Noir**
A-And...?
**[12:47] Emma**
Maybe she'll dissect you.
**[12:49] Noir**
N-No way!
**[12:52] Emma**
Hey, there's a patch of grass missing.
**[12:54] Emma**
I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit
that we're after ate some.
**[12:58] Noir**
Yeah...
**[12:59] Noir**
Apparently those rabbits are
disrupting the ecosystem.
**[13:03] Noir**
We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them.
**[13:08] Noir**
Goblins?
**[13:09] Noir**
What are their levels?
***SIGN*** Goblin
**[13:12] Noir**
*The same as Emma. In that case...*
**[13:14] Noir**
Let's fight, Emma!
**[13:16] Emma**
Yeah! I'll take the one on the right!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Goblin Lv.17
***SIGN*** Sex: Male
**[13:19] Noir**
*It's male.*
**[13:21] Noir**
*Then I'll use Stone Bullet!*
**[13:26] Noir**
*As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but...*
**[13:28] Noir**
*Sorry, my dude!*
**[13:30] Noir**
*Okay, now to back up Emma.*
**[13:33] Emma**
Noir, look!
**[13:45] Noir**
A B-Big Rabbit!
***SIGN*** Big Rabbit
**[13:52] Noir**
*Level 24.*
**[13:53] Noir**
S-Stand back, Emma!
**[13:55] Emma**
Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself.
**[13:59] Noir**
What? But why?
**[14:00] Emma**
Because...
**[14:02] Emma**
If you do all the work, that girl's
going to be all over you again!
**[14:10] Noir**
*It's so fast for its size!*
**[14:12] Noir**
*But Emma's even faster!*
**[14:18] Noir**
*Yeah...*
**[14:20] Noir**
*She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind.*
**[14:24] Emma**
You're way too slow.
**[14:27] Emma**
All right, let's do this!
**[14:30] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[14:33] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa!*
**[14:40] Emma**
One more!
**[14:49] Noir**
It jumped?!
**[15:08] Noir**
I-I made it in time...
**[15:15] Noir**
Emma! This way!
**[15:20] Noir**
L-Let's regroup here.
**[15:24] Noir**
It'll probably come looking for us soon.
**[15:27] Noir**
We need to figure out how
to deal with that thing.
**[15:29] Emma**
Why couldn't I defeat it?
**[15:31] Emma**
I kept slicing at it.
**[15:33] Noir**
Maybe its skin was too thick and
you just couldn't reach its vital point.
**[15:37] Emma**
I'm so weak...
**[15:42] Noir**
Emma...
**[15:43] Noir**
*She's actually depressed about this.*
**[15:45] Noir**
*There must be something I can do.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness Lv.17
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
**[15:50] Noir**
*Okay, if I use Get Creative*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Needed to Get Creative LP.300
Bestow to Emma LP.400
Total Used LP.700
***SIGN*** ————————————————
**[15:52] Noir**
* and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded*
* Daggers (Grade B) to her...*
**[15:56] Noir**
*That's actually a lot.*
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
***SIGN*** Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers
***SIGN*** Using Editor to add "Significantly"
**[15:58] Noir**
* Then maybe I can use Editor*
* and tweak her skill itself...*
***SIGN*** Editor Results
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Significantly improves wielder's
handling of dual-wielded daggers
**[16:02] Noir**
*There we go! I got a discount!*
***SIGN*** LP used:
**[16:05] Noir**
*But wait...*
**[16:07] Noir**
*I currently have 700 LP.*
**[16:10] Noir**
* If I use 500 right now,*
* I might be in trouble.*
**[16:16] Noir**
H-Hey...
**[16:19] Noir**
I could make you stronger.
**[16:22] Noir**
R-Really?!
**[16:23] Noir**
Yeah, but there's something
that I need in return.
**[16:27] Emma**
I-If It'll help me defeat
the rabbit, I'll do anything!
**[16:30] Noir**
Okay, then...
**[16:32] Noir**
Can I nibble on your ear?
**[16:33] Emma**
Huh?!
**[16:35] Noir**
I-I promise I won't bite hard...
**[16:38] Noir**
No?
**[16:42] Emma**
S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me.
**[16:47] Noir**
Emma...
**[16:52] Emma**
Don't hold back!
**[16:54] Noir**
I sure won't!
**[17:02] Noir**
*Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft.*
**[17:16] Emma**
Noir... Are you done yet?
**[17:18] Noir**
*Maybe her ears are sensitive.*
**[17:21] Noir**
*We've been friends forever,*
**[17:23] Noir**
* but I guess there's still a lot*
* I don't know about her.*
**[17:33] Emma**
N-No!
**[17:43] Noir**
*It spotted us!*
**[17:46] Noir**
*Hurry... Hurry!*
**[17:49] Noir**
*I need that LP!*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[17:59] Noir**
*I'm topped off!*
**[18:01] Noir**
*Now to improve Emma's skill—*
**[18:21] Noir**
Stone Bullet 100.
**[18:23] Noir**
Big brains, big skills.
Maybe size does matter sometimes.
**[18:26] Emma**
Noir!
**[18:29] Noir**
*Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill!*
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]
Skills
**[18:59] Emma**
Did you see that?
**[19:00] Noir**
I-I did, but... I've actually
seen them plenty of times.
**[19:06] Emma**
That's fine. You can keep looking
at them, just for today.
**[19:10] Noir**
Huh?
**[19:12] Emma**
It's to thank you... for making me stronger!
**[19:29] Lola**
Th-This is truly... proof that
you completed your quest.
**[19:32] Lola**
Did you really do this on your own?
**[19:35] Noir**
Yes! Emma took down the
Big Rabbit all on her own!
**[19:39] Emma**
Lola...
**[19:42] Emma**
Um... Thank you.
**[19:44] Emma**
I gained some confidence
because of this quest.
**[19:48] Lola**
Oh, no... I apologize
for my prior rudeness.
**[19:52] Lola**
Congratulations on completing your quest.
**[19:56] Noir**
Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit
flesh is delicious.
**[20:00] Lola**
Yes. It's hard to come by.
**[20:04] Lola**
I hear adventurers eat the meat
right after they defeat them.
**[20:07] Noir**
Well, you see, I happened to created
a skill called Pocket Dimension
**[20:09] Noir**
that allows me to store large
items in another dimension.
**[20:14] Noir**
Let's all have some together.
**[20:17] Adventurer 5**
Whoa!
**[20:18] Adventurer 6**
That's great!
**[20:19] Lola**
You're amazing at your job *and* considerate...
**[20:23] Lola**
How wonderful.
**[20:26] Emma**
You're the best, Noir!
**[20:36] Adventurer 7**
It smells wonderful!
**[20:40] Noir**
There's plenty more!
**[20:43] Adventurer 8**
It's so good!
**[20:44] Adventurer 9**
This is the best!
**[20:47] Emma**
My meat!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[20:51] Sign**
Barbecue Is
a Battlefield.
by Emma Brightness
**[20:51] Emma**
* "Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"*
* by Emma Brightness.*
**[20:55] Guild Master**
Go on, eat up.
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[21:01] Lola**
Noir, here's your reward for this quest.
**[21:04] Noir**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[21:06] Lola**
Looks like you have enough
for your enrollment fee now.
**[21:09] Lola**
Congratulations on getting
accepted to the school.
**[21:11] Adventurers**
Congratulations!
**[21:17] Adventurer 10**
Good luck at Hero Academy!
**[21:19] Adventurer 11**
Congrats on getting in!
**[21:21] Adventurer 12**
Cheers! Congrats!
**[21:23] Noir**
*Wait... What is this?*
**[21:26] Noir**
*It's like a dream... How did this happen?*
**[21:29] Adventurer 13**
Cheers to the adventurers of Odin!
**[21:32] Adventurer 14**
Just call us if you need any help.
**[21:34] Adventurer 15**
You should join my party next time!
**[21:36] Noir**
*What changed me?*
**[21:39] Noir**
*How did I become stronger?*
**[21:41] Noir**
*Who do I thank for this?*
**[21:48] Noir**
*Oh, right.*
**[21:51] Noir**
*This is all...*
**[21:54] Emma**
Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak!
**[21:57] Noir**
Right.
**[22:08] Noir**
Everyone, thank you so much!
**[22:22] Noir**
*It's all thanks to you, Master!*
**[22:26] Noir**
*I'll come see you again...*
**[22:29] Noir**
*Very soon.*
**[22:36] Olivia**
Or, you know...
**[22:39] Olivia**
You could come see me right now!
***SIGN*** #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
**[24:18] Emma**
Next time, "The Troubled Classmate."
***SIGN*** Illustration: Tetsubuta
# E3 - The Troubled Classmate
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**[00:08] Emma**
All right.
**[00:09] Emma**
We both paid our enrollment
fees, so that means...
**[00:14] Noir**
I guess our new lives here at the
Hero Academy are about to begin.
**[00:18] Emma**
Yeah!
**[00:23] Emma**
Noir, you need to bow!
**[00:24] Noir**
Huh?
**[00:25] Noir**
R-Right.
**[00:31] Noir**
Is she a student, too?
**[00:33] Emma**
You don't remember?
**[00:36] Emma**
She was there during the exams.
Maria Fianna Albert.
**[00:42] Emma**
She's the daughter of
the famous Duke Albert.
**[00:46] Noir**
A duke... So she's one of
the highest-ranking nobles.
**[00:50] Noir**
* I'll sneak a peek with my*
* Discerning Eye to see what she's like.*
**[01:00] Emma**
Noir? Is something wrong?
**[01:03] Noir**
There's...
**[01:05] Noir**
There's a curse on her.
**[01:07] Noir**
A curse that will cause her to
die on her sixteenth birthday.
***SIGN*** #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
**[02:58] Noir**
A-Alice... You sure like to be close.
**[03:02] Alice**
Well, today's your first day of school.
**[03:07] Alice**
I know you'll do wonderfully
at the Hero Academy.
**[03:10] Alice**
I don't care if I have to cough up blood!
I'm going to get into that school next year!
**[03:14] Noir**
Th-There'll be no need to
cough up blood, but thanks.
**[03:19] Alice**
Here, Brother Dearest.
**[03:22] Noir**
A-Alice?
**[03:24] Alice**
I feel that if I let you go,
you'll go somewhere far away.
**[03:29] Noir**
I'm just going to school.
**[03:32] Dad**
Good morning, my elite academy student!
**[03:34] Dad**
It's time... for...
**[03:44] Dad**
What's a father to do about this?!
**[03:57] Emma**
Morning, Noir!
**[03:59] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[04:01] Noir**
You seem chipper this morning.
**[04:02] Emma**
Well, it's our first day of school!
**[04:04] Emma**
My job as a librarian was whatever,
but I'm going to do my best with this!
**[04:08] Noir**
Yeah, we're in the same S Class.
**[04:12] Emma**
So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting?
**[04:16] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[04:31] Emma**
This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right?
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[04:38] ---**
Good morning.
**[04:44] Emma**
I-I'm kinda nervous.
**[04:47] Noir**
Yeah...
**[04:49] Noir**
* We have to wear these badges that show*
* our ranks just for the first day of school.*
**[04:53] Noir**
* Although the school says*
* your status doesn't matter...*
**[05:03] Noir and Emma**
G-Good morning.
***SIGN*** The guy's a baronet.
***SIGN*** So he's a low-class noble.
***SIGN*** Guess we can ignore him.
**[05:12] Allen**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:14] Allen**
I'm Allen, the eldest son
of the Milanos family.
**[05:17] Allen**
I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.
We are trusted advisers to the king.
**[05:21] Emma**
H-Hello...
**[05:23] Hjorth**
I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family!
**[05:26] Hjorth**
Sweet! You're totally my type!
**[05:28] Kent**
I'm Kent Proix!
**[05:30] Kent**
My family ranks as the fourth-richest family!
***SIGN*** She's beautiful.
***SIGN*** How lovely.
***SIGN*** Totally different from that guy.
***SIGN*** They're huge...
**[05:38] Lenore**
Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper,
**[05:42] Lenore**
so don't even think about
casually talking to me.
**[05:44] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[05:47] Noir**
* Baronets are just commoners*
* who served the kingdom*
**[05:50] Noir**
*and were allowed to enter noble society.*
**[05:53] Noir**
*Most of the nobles don't accept us.*
**[05:58] Glasses**
It's nice to meet you.
I'm from the Siphon family...
**[06:03] Glasses**
Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up.
**[06:11] Maria**
Hello, everyone.
**[06:17] Maria**
It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane?
**[06:19] Amane**
Yes. It's rather nice.
**[06:22] Noir**
* Miss Maria is someone*
* completely beyond my reach.*
**[06:29] Maria**
Oh!
**[06:31] Maria**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia.
**[06:34] Noir**
Huh?
**[06:37] Hjorth**
L-Lady Maria spoke to him?
**[06:39] Kent**
Why? He's just a baronet!
**[06:42] Maria**
I'm honored to meet you.
**[06:44] Maria**
I do hope that you'll be kind.
**[06:48] Noir**
L-Likewise...
**[06:50] Maria**
Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness.
**[06:53] Emma**
G-G-Good day!
**[06:55] Noir**
When did you become friends with Miss Maria?
**[06:57] Emma**
What? That's my line!
**[07:00] Noir**
Huh?
**[07:02] Noir**
*What's going on?*
**[07:04] Noir**
* Miss Maria doesn't seem*
* like a bad person, but...*
**[07:08] Noir**
* I wonder why she has a curse*
* that'll kill her at sixteen...*
**[07:14] Maria**
Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us.
**[07:18] Amane**
Pardon. Please let us through.
**[07:22] Glasses**
Hey, maybe I misjudged you!
**[07:24] Glasses**
I didn't know you knew Lady Maria.
**[07:27] Glasses**
I'm from the Siphon family. My—
**[07:28] Noir**
Not interested.
**[07:31] Glasses**
But I'm from the Siphon family...
**[07:41] Elna**
I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,
from when I was 7 until I was 24.
**[07:49] Elna**
The name's Elna Stongs.
**[07:51] Elna**
If any of you want me to whip
you into shape, let me know.
**[07:54] Elna**
I'll see you through to the end.
**[08:00] Elna**
Though I'm not letting any of you
leave until I'm satisfied.
**[08:07] Noir**
*She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay?*
**[08:11] Elna**
Outside the royal capital,
**[08:13] Elna**
there are monsters, bandits,
and villains everywhere.
**[08:17] Elna**
Depending on your luck, you could
be gone in an instant in this world.
**[08:20] Elna**
So... we'll be doing some
self-defense training today.
**[08:24] Elna**
Let's see...
**[08:28] Elna**
Noir Stardia. Step forward.
**[08:30] Noir**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[08:33] Elna**
Come at me with that sword
as if you intend to kill me.
**[08:39] Noir**
Huh? But what if I...
**[08:41] Elna**
Don't worry. You won't even
be able to scratch me.
**[08:46] Noir**
* She's so confident.*
* Is she really that strong?*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Elna Stongs Lv.232
***SIGN*** Age: 24
Occupation: Academy Instructor
Skills:
Skills:
Skills:
**[08:55] Noir**
*Sh-She's insanely strong!*
**[08:58] Noir**
*I'm only level 35!*
**[09:01] Elna**
Well? What are you waiting for?
**[09:04] Noir**
*I won't be able to hold back!*
**[09:08] Noir**
* I have to give it my all and strike*
* with every ounce of my strength!*
**[09:22] Elna**
The Back Step. This is what
you'll be learning today.
**[09:27] Noir**
*Sh-She's so fast!*
**[09:29] Elna**
Now you'll be on defense.
Try doing what I just did.
**[09:35] Noir**
Th-That's probably not
as easy as you think...
**[09:38] Elna**
But it is. You just draw me in,
then take a step back.
**[09:42] Elna**
All right, here I come!
**[09:44] Noir**
*I-I'll be fine!*
**[09:46] Noir**
* I've fought in a hidden dungeon*
* plenty of times! I've got—*
**[09:50] ---**
*this?!*
**[09:57] Emma**
Noir!
**[09:59] Emma**
Are you okay, Noir?
**[10:01] Elna**
Don't worry. I'll use Heal
to fix him right up.
**[10:04] Elna**
Now we can try that one more time.
**[10:08] Kent**
Sh-She's no demon instructor...
**[10:09] Hjorth**
She's just a demon.
**[10:15] Elna**
Hmm, let's see...
**[10:18] Elna**
If you can successfully do a Back Step,
I'll give you a prize.
**[10:22] Noir**
A prize?
**[10:23] Elna**
If you manage to evade
even one of my attacks,
**[10:27] Elna**
I'll do something you're sure to enjoy.
**[10:36] Hjorth**
Fail, damn it!
**[10:37] Kent**
I'm gonna get that prize!
**[10:40] Guy**
I get to go next!
**[10:45] Lenore**
Boys are just so... pathetic.
**[10:48] Noir**
*I've had enough pain...*
**[10:51] Noir**
* Maybe I can use Get Creative*
* to create Martial Arts C?*
***SIGN*** Martial Arts C
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative
***SIGN*** LP.1000
**[10:55] Noir**
*Damn, that's a lot!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Remaining
***SIGN*** LP.830
**[10:56] Noir**
*Then how about improving Back Step?*
***SIGN*** Improving Back Step
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** LP.200
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Remaining
***SIGN*** LP.1630
**[10:59] Noir**
*Yes! This is much more cost-effective!*
**[11:03] Noir**
Hey, wai—
**[11:04] Elna**
Don't zone out on me!
**[11:20] Noir**
So the agreement was that if
I managed to use Back Step...
**[11:23] Noir**
I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna?
**[11:31] Emma**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:39] Noir**
*Ms. Elna.*
**[11:41] Noir**
* She has trained as a mercenary*
* ever since she was young.*
**[11:45] Noir**
*She's a cool, mature woman.*
**[11:49] Noir**
*And her prize happened to be...*
**[11:56] Elna**
Well, how do you like that?
**[11:58] Elna**
I got plenty of compliments about
my ass when I was a mercenary.
**[12:08] Allen**
I can't believe he's the only one
who did a successful Back Step!
**[12:11] Hjorth**
Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize!
**[12:13] Kent**
At least sound happier!
**[12:17] Lenore**
You're all fools.
**[12:22] Emma**
Noir...
**[12:29] Elna**
Go on. Tell me how you feel.
**[12:32] Noir**
I-I can't breathe...
**[12:35] Elna**
What? You've got the hots for me?
**[12:38] Noir**
N-No, it's just... your ass is heav—
**[12:40] Elna**
Excuse me?!
**[12:45] Elna**
Right. Break and prize time is over.
**[12:50] Allen**
Hey, how was it?
**[12:52] Allen**
Was it soft? How'd it smell?
**[12:54] Kent**
I'm so jealous.
**[12:56] Hjorth**
I want to experience that, too...
**[12:59] Elna**
Can it over there.
**[13:04] Emma**
Noir, are you okay?!
**[13:06] Emma**
You're not going to suddenly
have a thing for butts, are you?
**[13:09] Noir**
O-Of course not...
**[13:11] Noir**
I definitely don't need to do that again.
**[13:13] Noir**
*Yet my LP went up 400.*
**[13:16] Noir**
*I might have to ask her to sit on me again.*
**[13:21] Elna**
All right, time for the next lesson.
**[13:24] Elna**
Divide up into pairs.
**[13:29] Emma**
Noir, let's pair up!
**[13:31] Noir**
Sure.
**[13:32] Elna**
Hey, you two.
**[13:34] Elna**
You two can't pair up.
**[13:36] Emma**
What? But why?
**[13:38] Elna**
You're dating, aren't you?
**[13:40] Elna**
That gives you an unfair advantage.
**[13:42] Noir**
No, we aren't dating, ma'am.
**[13:45] Elna**
What? Really?
**[13:47] Emma**
Correct. Not yet.
**[13:49] Emma**
For now, we're just very close friends
who've known each other forever.
**[13:53] Elna**
Well, I'm still going to say no.
**[13:56] Elna**
Maria and Amane,
you two can't pair up, either.
**[14:00] Elna**
You're Maria's attendant, aren't you?
**[14:03] Amane**
Yes...
**[14:05] Elna**
Glare at me all you want.
The answer's still no.
**[14:10] Allen**
In that case, Maria...
**[14:12] Allen**
Let us team up.
**[14:16] Allen**
Both of our fathers are dukes.
**[14:19] Allen**
Let us work together as
proud nobles of the same rank.
**[14:25] Maria**
I humbly decline.
**[14:27] Allen**
Wha—
**[14:29] Maria**
My fellow students, it is mere luck
that I was born the daughter of a duke.
**[14:34] Maria**
So I am very aware of how hard I must work
to be worthy of my status every day.
**[14:42] Maria**
I truly respect baronets because,
**[14:47] Maria**
despite the fact that they
were once commoners,
**[14:51] Maria**
they are warriors who put their lives
on the line for this kingdom.
**[15:00] Maria**
Instead of a higher noble who will
likely throw around their title,
**[15:06] Maria**
I'd rather be with a sincere baronet.
**[15:13] Maria**
Noir, may I have a round with you?
**[15:18] Noir**
I would be absolutely honored.
**[15:31] Amane**
Th-They're, uh...
**[15:33] Emma**
They're getting really close!
**[15:38] Alice**
Another new girl?!
**[15:42] ---**
S—
**[15:45] Alice**
Sorry.
**[15:52] Elna**
Right, then. Next, you'll be
practicing Passive Defense.
**[15:55] Elna**
Throw your partner around
a few times, then switch.
**[15:58] Noir**
You can throw me first.
**[16:00] Maria**
Yes, all right.
**[16:06] Noir**
*For the Passive Defense skill...*
***SIGN*** Skill Passive Defense
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[16:09] Noir**
*It's so cheap!*
**[16:10] Noir**
* Maybe it's because I was always*
* so passive to begin with...*
**[16:17] Maria**
Here I go.
**[16:22] Noir**
*All right, that worked.*
**[16:32] Noir**
I-If nof whaf youf fink!
**[16:34] Noir**
I-I'mf immofent fere!
**[16:36] Amane**
Please don't move, Noir.
**[16:38] Noir**
Huh?
**[16:39] Amane**
Maria?
**[16:40] Maria**
I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath.
**[16:48] Amane**
I told you not to push yourself.
**[16:51] Noir**
*Wait, is this because of her curse?*
**[16:53] Elna**
Rest for a while.
**[16:55] Elna**
I'll come check on you
once the lesson is over.
**[16:57] Amane**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[17:08] Noir**
*The Sixteenth Year Death Curse*
**[17:10] Noir**
* causes one's entire body to be racked*
* with intense pain at regular intervals.*
**[17:13] Noir**
* A curse skill that brings death*
* at the age of sixteen.*
**[17:16] Noir**
*If I used Editor to remove it...*
***SIGN*** Sixteenth Year Death Curse
***SIGN*** LP needed to Remove:
**[17:22] Noir**
*Crap... I don't have nearly enough.*
**[17:24] Noir**
*Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill.*
**[17:30] Noir**
*Answer me, Great Sage.*
**[17:32] Noir**
* What's the most efficient way*
* to earn LP right now?*
**[17:36] Great Sage**
*The answer is...*
**[17:37] Great Sage**
*Line up all the girls here.*
**[17:42] Great Sage**
* Next, run by them as your hand*
* touches their breasts.*
**[17:49] Great Sage**
* If you're able to touch all of them,*
* you'll gain 2,000 LP.*
**[17:53] Noir**
Like I could actually do that!
**[17:54] Noir**
And that's not enough LP anyway!
**[17:56] Noir**
Damn it, my head hurts now!
**[18:00] Noir**
B-But I have the Headache
Immunity skill... So why...
**[18:04] Emma**
Noir, what's wrong? You look pale.
**[18:07] Noir**
Emma... Let's do...
**[18:09] Noir**
Let's do the morning greeting.
**[18:11] Emma**
Huh? Right here?!
Th-That's embarrassing, though...
**[18:14] Noir**
I can't hold back. Sorry!
**[18:25] Noir**
That calmed it down.
**[18:32] Elna**
You do realize we're in class right now?
**[18:38] Noir**
I-It was an emergency...
**[18:42] Elna**
Fifteen laps around the school!
You'd better get runnin', boy!
**[18:46] Noir**
Yes, ma'am!
**[18:57] Noir**
Hello, Lola.
**[18:59] Lola**
N-N-N-N-Noir?!
**[19:01] Lola**
What are you doing here at this hour?
**[19:02] Noir**
I started school today.
**[19:05] Lola**
You need to let me know ahead of time!
**[19:07] Lola**
Give me ten... no, five minutes!
**[19:11] Receptionist**
She's fixing her makeup.
**[19:12] Receptionist**
She went light on it today since
she didn't think you'd show up.
**[19:16] Noir**
I guess she did look a bit different.
**[19:19] Noir**
But she's pretty enough without any...
**[19:22] Emma**
Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave.
**[19:25] Noir**
I can't. She's in charge of me.
**[19:30] Emma**
Noir, you doofus.
**[19:35] Lola**
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse...
**[19:38] lola**
A powerful curse skill that brings death.
**[19:42] lola**
And you say a duke's daughter has it?
**[19:47] Emma**
People always think nobility
live such carefree lives.
**[19:51] Noir**
She may not show it, but she's
probably been through a lot.
**[19:57] Noir**
If we don't break the curse
in the next week, she'll...
**[20:03] Lola**
Oh, no...
**[20:05] Noir**
* I need 8,000 LP to remove*
* the skill with Editor.*
**[20:10] Noir**
*I won't be able to get that much in a week.*
**[20:14] Noir**
You know all about skills
and adventurers, Lola,
**[20:16] Noir**
so you're the only one I can count on.
**[20:19] Noir**
Isn't there anything we can do?
**[20:23] Lola**
I believe there is.
**[20:26] Lola**
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
**[20:28] Noir**
A cleric?
**[20:30] Lola**
The cleric Luna. She's my friend,
and I trust her skills.
**[20:37] Lola**
She's so popular that her schedule
is full for the next three months.
**[20:42] Emma**
Noir, maybe she'll be able to help!
**[20:44] Noir**
Yeah! She sounds perfect.
**[20:46] Lola**
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
**[20:51] Noir**
What? Why not?
**[20:53] Lola**
I don't know the details.
**[20:55] Lola**
There may be some reason behind it,
**[20:58] Lola**
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
**[21:01] Emma**
What should we do, Noir?
**[21:08] Noir**
* If I can use my skills to get rid of*
* whatever the cleric's issue is...*
**[21:12] Noir**
*If I don't do it, who will?*
**[21:16] Noir**
*She helped me out back there.*
**[21:26] Noir**
* This time, I'm going to*
* be the one who saves her.*
**[21:32] Noir**
Lola!
**[21:36] Noir**
Please introduce me to this cleric.
**[23:19] Noir**
Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you?
**[23:21] Elna**
Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman
anywhere who'll rub my shoulders...
**[23:25] Noir**
I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again.
**[23:29] Elna**
All right... if you can satisfy me, that is.
**[23:36] Noir**
Get Creative and create
the Shoulder Rub skill!
***SIGN*** Skill Shoulder Rub
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[23:48] Noir**
How's that?
**[23:55] Noir**
Is this it? Is this the spot?
**[23:58] Elna**
Y-Yes! Right there!
**[24:05] Sign**
Meeting in progress, do not enter!
**[24:05] Elna**
You're too good! Harder!
**[24:09] Noir**
*After that, she sat on me a bunch,
and I gained a ton of LP.*
**[24:17] Lola**
Next time, "The Untainted Cleric."
***SIGN*** #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
# E4 - The Untainted Cleric
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**[00:14] Lola**
*She should be at the temple at this hour.*
**[00:20] Monk**
The line to see the Lady Cleric is here.
**[00:22] Monk**
Please have your ticket in hand.
***SIGN*** Man, I feel alive again!
***SIGN*** My body feels so much lighter.
**[00:35] Lola**
* Looks like she's working hard again*
* today. Hopefully not too hard.*
**[00:43] (Flashback) Lola**
I believe there is.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Lola**
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
**[00:47] (Flashback) Lola**
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Lola**
There may be some reason behind it,
**[00:55] (Flashback) Lola**
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
**[01:07] Monk 2**
Lady Cleric...
**[01:08] Luna**
I'm taking a break.
**[01:10] Luna**
I apologize, but please wait.
**[01:12] Monk 2**
Understood.
**[01:24] Luna**
Oh, whoops...
**[01:27] Luna**
I seem to be out of energy.
**[01:29] Lola**
It appears as though you're
working too hard, Lady Cleric.
**[01:33] Luna**
Oh, it's you, Lola.
**[01:35] Lola**
That's quite the greeting for someone
who's worried about you.
**[01:41] Luna**
I apologize.
**[01:45] Luna**
So what's the very capable receptionist
from the guild doing here today?
**[01:50] Lola**
I hate to ask this when I know you're tired,
**[01:53] Lola**
but I needed to discuss
something important with you.
**[03:29] Noir**
* Today's the day that Lola is going*
* to introduce us to this cleric.*
**[03:34] Noir**
* I had some time before we*
* were supposed to meet up,*
**[03:36] Noir**
* so I decided to get some*
* advice from my master.*
**[03:40] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[03:42] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[03:54] Olivia**
Hmph.
***SIGN*** #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
**[03:56] Olivia**
Hmphity hmph.
**[03:59] Noir**
M-Master?
**[04:00] Noir**
Are you mad about something?
**[04:02] Olivia**
Well, you haven't come see me at all!
**[04:06] Olivia**
I feel like it's been about two weeks.
**[04:10] Noir**
S-Sorry about that!
**[04:12] Noir**
I meant to come sooner,
**[04:15] Noir**
but I ran into a little problem.
**[04:20] Olivia**
I see. A duke's daughter with a curse.
**[04:24] Noir**
Yes.
**[04:25] Olivia**
If it's a curse-based skill,
it might have to do with her family.
**[04:29] Noir**
Her family? You mean something
to do with her ancestors?
**[04:33] Olivia**
Yeah, it happens all the time!
**[04:35] Olivia**
There's a skill to curse one's descendants.
**[04:38] Noir**
But that's...
**[04:40] Olivia**
You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative
enough to create the skill to undo it.
**[04:46] Olivia**
It's probably best if you let
that cleric girl handle it.
**[04:50] Noir**
Right. That's what I plan on doing, but...
**[04:53] Noir**
I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like.
**[04:56] Olivia**
If she has the skill to exorcise things,
she's probably at least part elf.
**[05:00] Noir**
An elf, huh?
**[05:02] Noir**
You don't see them very often.
**[05:04] Olivia**
It's great to fulfill some of
your desires with other species.
**[05:07] Olivia**
You'll get lots of extra LP with them!
**[05:10] Noir**
What?!
**[05:12] Olivia**
You gotta go for the glory!
**[05:15] Noir**
Wh-What are you—
**[05:18] Noir**
S-So, Master, what would you
do to earn about 10,000 LP?
**[05:23] Olivia**
Oh, in my case... Here.
I'll whisper it to you.
**[05:32] Olivia**
First...
**[05:34] Olivia**
...to get their body extra sensitive...
**[05:37] Olivia**
...tie down their...
**[05:39] Olivia**
...and while they're...
**[05:43] Olivia**
Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time!
**[05:49] Olivia**
Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir.
**[05:53] Noir**
*Sh-She's totally messing with me...*
**[05:56] Olivia**
You probably won't be able to
get 10,000 that quickly,
**[05:59] Olivia**
but I can teach you a skill
that'll be super useful in gaining LP.
**[06:03] Noir**
Really? That'll be great!
**[06:05] Olivia**
Okay! Let your awesome master
Olivia fill you in on the deets.
**[06:11] Noir**
Thank you!
**[06:16] Olivia**
And now, for those deets...
**[06:18] Olivia**
You'll get the best bang for your buck!
This forbidden skill is...
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:25] Olivia**
It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,
but it's effective as hell!
***SIGN*** Only takes 300 LP to get!
**[06:29] Olivia**
You'll have some indescribable experiences!
**[06:33] Noir**
Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.2270
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.1970
**[06:46] Emma**
Noir! Took you long enough!
**[06:50] Emma**
The Lady Cleric and Lola
are gonna show up soon!
**[06:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[06:56] Noir**
Whoops, sorry!
**[07:10] Noir**
*Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs.*
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** No!
**[07:30] Noir**
*Damn, my luck just won't stop!*
**[07:33] Noir**
*This is how effective Lucky Lecher is?*
**[07:38] (Flashback) Olivia**
Buh-ling!
**[07:38] Noir**
*Th-This skill's amazing!*
**[07:41] Noir**
*You're the best, Master.*
**[07:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
Buh-ling!
**[07:44] Noir**
*But this is going to affect my life.*
**[07:49] Noir**
* I just need to use Editor*
* to tinker with it a bit.*
**[07:51] Noir**
*Lucky Lecher.*
***SIGN*** Lucky Lecher
***SIGN*** Causes erotic situations to occur
**[07:53] Noir**
* Causes erotic situations to occur with*
* nearby members of the opposite sex.*
***SIGN*** with nearby members of the opposite sex.
**[07:56] Noir**
Just need to add "rarely."
***SIGN*** Spent
***SIGN*** with nearby members of the opposite sex.
***SIGN*** "rarely"
**[08:00] Noir**
As well as, "Skill will not trigger
during serious situations."
***SIGN*** Spent
***SIGN*** "Skill will not trigger during serious situations."
**[08:05] Noir**
* Gotta make sure these only*
* happen at the right time.*
**[08:11] Emma**
Hey! What are you smirking about?!
**[08:14] Noir**
I-I'm not!
**[08:16] Emma**
You were totally staring
at those other girls, too!
**[08:17] Luna**
That must be Noir.
**[08:19] Emma**
Noir, you doofus!
**[08:21] Luna**
He's pretty cute.
**[08:24] Luna**
Just my type, actually.
**[08:25] Lola**
Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?!
**[08:28] Emma**
Oh, Lola.
**[08:30] Noir**
And...
**[08:32] Noir**
The Lady Cleric?
**[08:37] Lola**
Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is...
**[08:40] Luna**
Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two.
**[08:44] Emma**
L-Likewise.
**[08:45] Noir**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[08:48] Emma**
Yeah.
**[08:49] Luna**
We've got reservations.
We can talk there.
**[08:55] Emma**
*Her silky, smooth, silvery locks...*
**[08:57] Emma**
*Look at her from behind...*
**[08:59] Emma**
*Her tight but perky butt...*
**[09:01] Emma**
*Then her long, slim legs...*
**[09:05] Emma**
My only advantage over her is my boobs!
**[09:08] Emma**
*I never should've let Noir meet her.*
**[09:10] Noir**
Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go.
**[09:20] Luna**
Lola told me the basics.
**[09:22] Luna**
So this person you want me to look at...
**[09:25] Noir**
Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke.
**[09:32] Luna**
So it's her.
**[09:34] Luna**
I've actually looked at her before...
**[09:37] Luna**
But I declined lifting her curse.
**[09:39] Noir**
But why? Don't you have
a skill to lift curses?
**[09:44] Luna**
Yes, I do. With no problems.
**[09:48] Luna**
But...
**[09:57] Luna**
I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse.
**[10:00] Luna**
I can't save her.
**[10:07] Luna**
How's Maria currently doing?
**[10:10] Noir**
She doesn't even have a week to live.
**[10:13] Noir**
She suffers convulsions
that pain her entire body.
**[10:16] Noir**
Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter.
**[10:20] Luna**
So her curse has progressed that far...
**[10:24] Lola**
Luna, you don't need to
feel responsible for this.
**[10:28] Lola**
You save dozens of people every day.
**[10:31] Lola**
That itself is an amazing feat.
**[10:35] Noir**
* It seems that Luna feels*
* pretty responsible for this.*
**[10:39] Noir**
*Maybe she does have some kind of secret.*
**[10:44] Noir**
*Discerning Eye.*
***SIGN*** Species: Half-elf
Age: 17
Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer
Skills:
Skills:
**[10:45] Noir**
*Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Luna Heela Lv.35
***SIGN*** Skill: Lift Curse
Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's
Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to
Skill: the strength of the curse.
**[10:49] Noir**
*Erases curse skills.*
**[10:52] Noir**
*However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?!*
**[10:57] Noir**
* So when she lifts the curse,*
* Luna's own lifespan is...*
**[11:13] Merchant**
Here it comes! This is a huge load!
**[11:19] Noir**
*Elves live far longer than humans.*
**[11:22] Noir**
* But apparently, even so,*
* Miss Maria's curse is so powerful*
**[11:25] Noir**
*that her lifespan can't cover it.*
**[11:31] Luna**
Noir...
**[11:34] Luna**
Lead me to Miss Maria's home.
**[11:37] Luna**
I will lift her curse.
**[11:39] Lola**
B-But you just said you
couldn't lift her curse.
**[11:43] Luna**
Well...
**[11:45] Noir**
Emma, Lola.
**[11:47] Noir**
Could you leave us for a bit?
**[11:51] Noir**
I'd like to talk to Luna in private.
**[11:58] Noir**
Sorry this is so sudden.
**[12:00] Noir**
I took a look at your stats with my skill.
**[12:05] Noir**
If you cure Miss Maria,
that means your life...
**[12:09] Luna**
Stop! Don't say anymore!
**[12:11] Noir**
But—
**[12:11] Luna**
She's at death's door, isn't she?
**[12:16] Luna**
How could I possibly leave her alone
knowing her life is at stake?
**[12:26] Luna**
I want to save people.
**[12:29] Luna**
Just like my mother would have done.
**[12:35] Luna**
My mother was also a cleric.
**[12:39] Luna**
Even though she knew that
her lifespan was at stake,
**[12:42] Luna**
she continued lifting curses.
**[12:45] Luna**
She kept her chipping away at her own
lifespan to save those who were suffering.
**[12:49] Luna**
And now, she's no longer with us.
**[12:53] Luna**
But...
**[12:56] Luna**
I'm very proud of my mother.
**[13:04] Noir**
Luna...
**[13:05] Luna**
And because I am my mother's daughter,
**[13:08] Luna**
I want to use this power for others...
**[13:19] Luna**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
***SIGN*** There's trouble!
***SIGN*** A wall collapsed! Someone help!
***SIGN*** There's a child underneath!
***SIGN*** He's terribly injured!
**[13:37] Lola**
Hey, are you okay?
**[13:43] Emma**
Hang in there!
**[13:44] Lola**
W-We need to heal him immediately.
**[13:48] Luna**
I wonder sometimes...
**[13:51] Luna**
Why are we born into this world?
**[13:55] Noir**
I still don't know the answer to that.
**[13:59] Luna**
It's all right.
**[14:01] Luna**
I'm sure you'll find that answer someday.
**[14:04] Noir**
I guess you've already found yours, Luna.
**[14:08] Luna**
Yes.
**[14:09] Luna**
I can save lives and bring
about so many smiles.
**[14:13] Luna**
That is my mission!
**[14:21] Luna**
Healing Shot!
**[14:32] Emma**
Thank goodness!
**[14:33] Lola**
Luna!
**[14:34] Noir**
W-Wow...
**[14:35] Noir**
I guess your cleric title isn't just for show.
**[14:42] Noir**
Luna—
**[14:46] Noir**
Huh?! Luna?!
**[14:50] Noir**
Are you... Huh?!
**[14:55] Sign**
I don't
wanna die
**[14:56] Luna**
I-I don't wanna die...
**[15:00] Luna**
Curses are scary!
**[15:03] Noir**
*Where did all of her bravery go?!*
**[15:05] Noir**
*Wait, could this be...*
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Cowardice
***SIGN*** Depleting mana or receiving
***SIGN*** intense attacks may make the
***SIGN*** user even more cowardly.
**[15:13] Noir**
*Th-This probably sucks a lot.*
**[15:20] Lola**
Luna!
**[15:22] Lola**
Oh, I knew it.
**[15:24] Lola**
Luna's always like this.
**[15:27] Lola**
Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time.
**[15:33] Luna**
Mommy...
**[15:35] Lola**
Don't worry, Mommy's right here.
Come on, now, up you go.
**[15:41] Luna**
I can't believe you saw that!
Please just forget it!
**[15:45] Luna**
Please! Please! I beg of you!
**[15:49] Emma**
Hey, it's okay...
**[15:51] Noir**
Yeah.
**[15:52] Luna**
Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help!
**[15:56] Luna**
Onward!
**[16:00] Noir**
B-But...
**[16:02] Luna**
Y-You don't need to worry about me...
**[16:05] Luna**
I'm not scared of... anything...
**[16:07] Noir**
Luna, let's figure out another way.
**[16:10] Luna**
Huh?
**[16:12] Luna**
B-But why?
**[16:14] Noir**
Your legs.
**[16:17] Luna**
I-I just can't contain my excitement!
**[16:19] Noir**
But you said you were scared of curses.
**[16:21] Luna**
What? No way. Can't recall.
**[16:25] Lola**
Bad Luna!
**[16:27] Lola**
Just tell us the truth already.
**[16:30] Lola**
You're scared, aren't you?
**[16:34] Luna**
If I save Maria, it's very likely
that I'm going to...
**[16:40] Luna**
die.
**[16:43] Luna**
Just thinking about that is terrifying.
**[16:48] Luna**
I'm a failure as a cleric.
**[16:56] Lola**
You'll die if you lift a curse?
**[16:59] Lola**
You never told me that before!
**[17:00] Luna**
I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I...
**[17:05] Lola**
Huh...
**[17:06] Lola**
So I've been hanging out
with you this whole time
**[17:09] Lola**
without realizing something that important.
**[17:12] Luna**
N-No!
**[17:13] Lola**
Some best friend! It pisses me off!
**[17:20] Lola**
I'm so mad that I was so clueless.
**[17:22] Luna**
Huh?
**[17:24] Lola**
I'm sorry I didn't realize how
much you were suffering.
**[17:30] Lola**
You're always like this, Luna!
**[17:31] Lola**
You always put others before yourself!
**[17:35] Luna**
Lola...
**[17:37] Lola**
Rely on me... Please.
**[17:41] Lola**
Stupid Luna...
**[17:43] Luna**
Okay.
**[17:49] Noir**
*Lola... Luna...*
**[17:53] Noir**
*There's something great about these two.*
**[18:03] Lola**
Sorry about all this.
**[18:05] Luna**
You ended up witnessing
such an embarrassing scene.
**[18:08] Noir**
Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes.
**[18:12] Noir**
Er, I was very moved by you two.
**[18:15] Lola**
But what should we do?
**[18:17] Emma**
If we try to save Miss Maria,
then Luna will...
**[18:24] Noir**
Don't worry.
**[18:27] Noir**
Things aren't completely hopeless yet.
**[18:31] Noir**
I'll be able to make this work
without any casualties.
**[18:37] Noir**
* Earlier, I just gave it a shot,*
* and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Erases curse skills.
***SIGN*** However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
***SIGN*** proportion to the strength of the curse.
**[18:43] Noir**
* I tried to get rid of the whole*
* "lifespan is reduced" part, but...*
***SIGN*** Uses
***SIGN*** Necessary
**[18:50] Noir**
*There's no way I can do 10,000 LP.*
***SIGN*** User's lifespan
is reduced.
***SIGN*** Lifespan
***SIGN*** Finances
***SIGN*** rels
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[18:54] Noir**
*Then how about this?*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
***SIGN*** Erases curse skills.
***SIGN*** proportion to the strength of the curse.
**[18:56] Noir**
*I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances."*
***SIGN*** However, the user's finances are reduced in
***SIGN*** Uses
***SIGN*** Necessary
**[19:00] Noir**
*Perfect. This should work.*
***SIGN*** Lifespan
***SIGN*** Finances
***SIGN*** rels
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** User's finances
are reduced.
**[19:06] Noir**
There's a way to save Miss Maria
without having to sacrifice Luna.
**[19:12] Emma**
Really, Noir?
**[19:13] Noir**
Yup!
**[19:15] Noir**
But I don't have quite
enough LP to use this skill...
**[19:20] Three**
LP?
***SIGN*** Lacking
**[19:26] Luna**
Delicious foods...
**[19:29] Lola**
Making money and satisfying
worldly desires...
**[19:31] Emma**
And doing exciting things with
attractive members of the opposite sex...
**[19:36] Noir**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:38] Noir**
I can't use my Get Creative
or Editor skills without LP.
**[19:42] Noir**
You know, you can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs...
**[19:48] Noir**
A-Anyway! Can you think of a way
for me to get 2,000 more LP?
**[19:54] Noir**
And maybe something
that'll increase Luna's finances.
**[19:58] Emma**
You make it sound so easy.
**[20:00] Luna**
I highly doubt there's
anything that convenient.
**[20:02] Lola**
But there is.
**[20:03] Both**
Huh?!
**[20:05] Lola**
A certain noble holds the perfect event
for this occasion every week.
**[20:11] Lola**
The next time it will be held is this weekend,
**[20:13] Lola**
so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse.
**[20:16] Noir**
What kind of event is it?
**[20:19] Lola**
It's called...
**[20:21] All**
It's called...?
**[20:22] Lola**
The Harem Pride Event!
**[20:27] Peppero**
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes!
**[20:31] Peppero**
Tonight, another ten that
I'm jealous of... I mean...
**[20:35] Peppero**
We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels
who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends
**[20:42] Peppero**
for a chance at one million rels!
***SIGN*** Unforgivable!
***SIGN*** Boo!
***SIGN*** Those lucky bastards!
***SIGN*** Piss off!
**[20:50] Peppero**
So vent all the stress you can at
the sight of these shitty normies!
**[21:00] Lola**
Apparently, the host of this event has been
betrayed by women countless times.
**[21:05] Lola**
And the gentlemen who have gathered
here have experienced something similar.
**[21:10] Lola**
Most of them, apparently,
don't have any lovers.
**[21:14] Crowd A**
Death to hot guys!
**[21:16] Crowd B**
Screw harems!
**[21:18] Crowd**
Harems are unforgivable!
**[21:20] Noir**
* Th-This isn't a pride event...*
* This is slander.*
**[21:26] Peppero**
Are you ready, my dudes?
**[21:30] Peppero**
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
**[21:43] Noir**
I-I think I want to go home now...
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Alice**
Alice Theater.
**[23:27] Alice**
Big Brother...
**[23:31] Alice**
Y-You're back!
**[23:34] Noir**
What were you doing, Alice?
**[23:36] Alice**
Th-This is just... um...
**[23:38] Alice**
I was just fixing your sheets!
**[23:41] Noir**
They seem messier than before.
**[23:45] Noir**
Don't worry. I'm just going
to sleep in them as-is.
**[23:48] Alice**
Huh? Big Brother?
**[23:50] Noir**
I mean... we're siblings.
**[23:53] Noir**
We used to sleep together
like this all the time.
**[23:56] Alice**
Y-Yes, of course!
**[24:04] Noir**
*U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister.*
**[24:06] Noir**
*There's no way... my LP would go up...*
**[24:12] Noir**
*Why?*
**[24:17] Luna**
Next time, "The Future of This Harem."
***SIGN*** #05 "The Future of This Harem"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Fuumi
# E5 - The Future of This Harem
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ3JM/the-future-of-this-harem)
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**[00:08] Amane**
Maria, I brought your medi—
**[00:12] Amane**
Maria!
**[00:14] Amane**
Are you all right?!
**[00:15] Maria**
M-My chest...
**[00:29] Amane**
*The curse... It's gotten this strong already.*
**[00:35] Amane**
*Someone, please... save Maria.*
***SIGN*** #05 "The Future of This Harem"
**[02:16] Peppero**
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
**[02:22] Crowd A**
Hurry up and start!
**[02:24] Crowd B**
We'll judge you!
**[02:25] Crowd C**
We'll beat you to a pulp!
**[02:29] Emma**
Wh-What's going on?
**[02:32] Lola**
While the crowd insults you and
yells defamatory remarks at you,
**[02:35] Lola**
they rate your harem.
**[02:37] Lola**
As you can see, it's pretty messed up.
**[02:39] Luna**
Talk about bad taste...
**[02:41] Noir**
*It'll be okay. I believe in these girls.*
**[02:45] Noir**
*There's nothing to be afra—*
***SIGN*** Get out here already!
***SIGN*** I'll yell at you!
**[02:49] Crowd**
Where are the uggos?!
***SIGN*** I'll curse you!
**[02:52] Noir**
*There's nothing to be afraid of... I think.*
**[02:55] Peppero**
All right, let's get yelling at these
normies to vent some stress.
**[02:59] Peppero**
Entry number one!
Let's have the harem step forth!
**[03:11] Mira**
I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant!
**[03:15] Mira**
Smoochies!
**[03:20] Mira**
Wh-What's going on?
**[03:24] Crowd A**
Barf...
***SIGN*** I'm gonna barf! Horf!
**[03:30] Crowd E**
Come on! Do something about
that oinker of a nose!
**[03:34] Crowd B**
God, you're ugly!
**[03:35] Crowd B**
You should get reincarnated
again in another world!
**[03:37] Crowd C**
At least you've got pretty hair!
But the rest of you sucks!
**[03:41] Crowd C**
You'd make any meal taste gross!
**[03:44] Peppero**
True, that kiss she blew earlier
would be equivalent to littering.
***SIGN*** Right?!
***SIGN*** You're absolutely right!
**[03:52] Noir**
*Th-This may be harder than I thought...*
**[03:55] Mira**
That's so mean...
**[03:57] Man A**
Hey! That's enough, you jerks!
This is why you can't even get girlfri—
**[04:01] Crowd A**
We don't want any!
**[04:03] Crowd D**
If we had to walk around
with that uggo there...
**[04:06] Crowd C**
...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch.
***SIGN*** Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo!
**[04:12] Noir**
*N-No one could possibly survive this...*
**[04:16] Peppero**
One moment!
**[04:17] Peppero**
They don't get to leave until I score them.
**[04:21] Peppero**
And now for the scores...
**[04:24] Peppero**
Out of 1,000...
**[04:26] Peppero**
Thirty!
**[04:28] Peppero**
Twenty-six!
**[04:29] Peppero**
Five!
**[04:31] Peppero**
Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000!
**[04:36] Noir**
*This place is harsher than any dungeon...*
**[04:40] Emma**
Now I wanna go home!
**[04:42] Noir**
Emma...
**[04:43] Lola**
Feel free to leave at any time.
**[04:47] Lola**
Noir can still count on me.
**[04:49] Emma**
I-I'm not going home!
I can handle insults like that!
**[04:54] Noir**
* Good job, Lola. She got Emma*
* back in the game instantly.*
***SIGN*** Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
**[05:06] Noir**
* After that, the rest of the teams*
* had to face a storm of insults.*
***SIGN*** Yikes!
***SIGN*** That last uggo was way better!
**[05:17] Noir**
* The more rounds that passed,*
* the harsher the crowd got.*
**[05:21] Noir**
*The insults just kept digging deeper.*
***SIGN*** God, my eyes are rotting!
***SIGN*** You never looked in a mirror before?
***SIGN*** Who let you out in public?
**[05:33] Noir**
* And then, team number 9*
* flipped it all around...*
**[05:38] Lola**
Th-That's...
**[05:39] Noir**
What is it?
**[05:40] Lola**
That's an adventurer team
from our rival guild, Lahmu.
**[05:45] Noir**
Huh... They've got some
hotties on another level.
**[05:48] Emma**
Oh, Noir.
**[05:50] Lola**
Now's not the time to be admiring them.
**[05:52] Luna**
Yeah, because we need to beat them.
**[05:58] Peppero**
A total of... 2,700 points.
**[06:02] Noir**
*Huh... They actually do score hot girls high.*
**[06:06] Crowd B**
What can we do?
**[06:07] Crowd C**
Let's hold off until the next ones.
**[06:10] Noir**
*The crowd's frustration is building.*
**[06:12] Noir**
*What should we do? If these girls...*
**[06:16] Noir**
*end up humiliated like that...*
**[06:21] Noir**
*W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here!*
**[06:24] Peppero**
And now, let's have the final team come forth!
**[06:32] Noir**
*C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot.*
**[06:39] Noir**
Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry.
**[06:43] Noir**
I've got your back.
**[06:45] Emma**
Noir...
**[06:47] Peppero**
Well, come out here and show your stuff!
**[06:49] Emma**
Okay!
**[06:51] Emma**
Right, let's do this!
**[06:55] Noir**
Yeah! She's got a spring in her step!
**[06:57] Lola**
She's got some springs in
a few other places, too...
**[07:02] Emma**
I-I'm Emma! I just started
at the Hero Academy!
**[07:08] Emma**
I, uh... I'm still really new at this,
so I might not be much help,
**[07:13] Emma**
but I can at least hear out your problems.
**[07:16] Emma**
S-So feel free to talk to me anytime!
**[07:27] Crowd B**
...plode.
**[07:28] Emma**
Huh?
**[07:29] Crowd**
Explode!
**[07:32] Crowd B**
If I could bury my face in her boobs,
all my troubles would vanish!
**[07:36] Crowd A**
And she's an elite from the Hero Academy?
**[07:38] Crowd C**
She has a nice personality, too! Awesome!
**[07:44] Noir**
Th-Thank goodness.
**[07:48] Luna**
I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric.
**[07:52] Luna**
If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know.
**[07:54] Luna**
I have a healing bullet
with your name on it.
**[07:58] Crowd A**
I-It's Lady Luna!
**[08:01] Crowd B**
She has a boyfriend?
**[08:02] Crowd C**
Please heal my wounded heart!
**[08:05] Lola**
I'm Lola!
**[08:07] Lola**
I'm a receptionist at the
adventurer guild Odin.
**[08:11] Lola**
To all of you future adventurers out there,
**[08:14] Lola**
we'll be waiting for you at our guild!
**[08:17] Crowd D**
Sh-She pointed at me!
**[08:19] Crowd C**
Don't be stupid! She pointed at me!
**[08:21] Crowd A**
I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with
you to be your adventurer boy!
**[08:29] Peppero**
And now for the results...
**[08:32] Peppero**
Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points!
**[08:35] Peppero**
The highest score in our history?!
**[08:38] Noir**
We...
**[08:39] Emma**
We did it!
**[08:42] Luna**
We won, Noir!
**[08:44] Noir**
Yeah!
**[08:45] Lola**
No, not yet.
**[08:47] Lola**
It's only just begun.
**[08:49] Peppero**
Correct!
**[08:52] Peppero**
Don't get too excited yet!
**[08:54] Peppero**
We're still... just getting started!
**[08:58] Peppero**
You can only win this event if you manage
to satisfy everyone in this venue!
**[09:03] Emma**
What?! That's not fair!
**[09:05] Peppero**
Silence! Those are the rules!
**[09:08] Peppero**
Now the harem members will
be presented with a scenario
**[09:11] Peppero**
and have to show their love for their master!
**[09:16] Peppero**
There are three scenarios.
***SIGN*** 1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do?
***SIGN*** 2. What do you do when your master catches a cold?
***SIGN*** 3. Prove that you are the best harem ever.
**[09:18] Noir**
Th-Those are really detailed.
**[09:20] Luna**
Can we have time to hold a meeting?
**[09:23] Peppero**
Very well. You get thirty seconds.
**[09:26] Luna**
So what are we going to do?
**[09:28] Lola**
We need some fresh reactions,
so we should keep these secret from Noir.
**[09:31] Emma**
Okay!
**[09:32] Luna**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[09:34] Lola**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[09:35] Emma**
What?! We're doing something that bold?!
**[09:37] Peppero**
Our first scenario!
**[09:39] Peppero**
It's a cold night, and your master
is shivering. What do you do?
**[09:43] Peppero**
Go!
**[09:44] Noir**
W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die.
**[09:49] Lola**
Oh, are you cold?
**[09:51] Luna**
You'll be okay now.
**[09:52] Emma**
We'll warm you right up!
**[09:55] Peppero**
Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child...
**[09:59] Peppero**
But what's this?!
**[10:01] Peppero**
They're rubbing their bodies
against his to produce heat?!
**[10:05] Crowd A**
C-Crap...
**[10:06] Crowd B**
If they did that to me on a cold night...
**[10:09] Crowd C**
I'd die for a completely different reason...
**[10:12] Peppero**
Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario!
**[10:15] Peppero**
What do you do when your
master catches a cold?
**[10:18] Peppero**
You'll have to use a prop this time!
**[10:25] Lola**
You're always working so hard.
**[10:29] Emma**
You need to rest when you have a cold.
**[10:35] Luna**
Open wide, Noir.
**[10:40] Crowd A**
She's blowing on it!
Even though it's cold bread?!
**[10:42] Crowd B**
Even if it's not hot at all?!
**[10:44] Crowd C**
Sh-She's doing it so naturally!
**[10:46] Crowd C**
Does that mean she's always
feeding him freshly baked bread?
**[10:50] Crowd D**
Th-This isn't like any cold I've had
before... What's with them?
**[10:55] Peppero**
M-My wife and daughter used to also...
**[11:00] Peppero**
Next scenario!
**[11:02] Peppero**
It's your last chance to show
how powerful your harem is!
**[11:04] Peppero**
Prove that you are the best harem ever!
**[11:08] Noir**
*This is suddenly pretty vague.*
**[11:11] Noir**
*What are the girls going to...*
**[11:13] Noir**
Huh?
**[11:13] Girls**
Ready, and...
**[11:25] Crowd B**
My eyes! My eyes are sweating!
**[11:28] Peppero**
Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks
of my wife and daughter!
**[11:32] Peppero**
Don't remind me of a past
that I can never get back!
**[11:38] Peppero**
Here's your reward!
**[11:39] Peppero**
We'll just say you won!
Now get out of my sight!
**[11:46] Emma**
We did it!
**[11:47] Lola**
We did.
**[11:48] Luna**
Yeah.
**[11:51] Noir**
*So we actually got the one million rels!*
**[11:54] Noir**
* Since I got to feel like I'm actually in*
* a harem, plus the fact that we won...*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[12:09] Doctor**
I've done everything I can.
**[12:14] Sign**
That was scary...
**[12:15] Noir**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[12:29] Luna**
This must be it.
**[12:30] Emma**
What a gorgeous mansion.
**[12:32] Lola**
Well, she is a duke's daughter.
**[12:41] Noir**
Amane...
**[12:44] Amane**
Noir? What are you doing here?
**[12:47] Noir**
Sorry.
**[12:49] Noir**
I ended up having a peek at
Miss Maria's stats with my skill.
**[12:53] Amane**
What? Then...
**[12:55] Noir**
Yes. I know about the curse.
That's why we're here.
**[13:04] Noir**
Miss Maria still has time.
**[13:06] Noir**
She hasn't turned sixteen yet.
**[13:20] Maria**
*I knew ever since I was little...*
**[13:24] Maria**
* that it was my fate to die*
* before ever becoming an adult.*
**[13:31] Maria**
* The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer*
* who was defeated by my ancestor.*
**[13:39] Maria**
* The curse didn't afflict*
* everyone in my family. Just me.*
**[13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother**
Maria...
**[13:47] (Flashback) Maria father**
Maria! Wake up!
**[13:57] Maria**
*Why was God so cruel to me?*
**[14:02] Maria**
* No matter how much I struggled,*
* I couldn't escape this curse.*
**[14:07] Maria**
*In that case...*
**[14:09] Maria**
* In that case, I wanted to*
* live my life proudly*
**[14:11] Maria**
* as a duke's daughter*
* until the very last moment.*
**[14:14] Maria**
*That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy.*
**[14:18] Maria**
*And that's when I met...*
**[14:23] Amane**
Pardon me.
**[14:25] Amane**
I've brought guests.
**[14:30] Maria's Father**
Amane, who is this?
**[14:32] Noir**
It's an honor to meet you.
My name is Noir Stardia.
**[14:35] Noir**
I apologize for just showing up at this hour.
**[14:37] Noir**
I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria.
**[14:40] Maria's Father**
Y-You're...
**[14:42] Luna**
I apologize for last time.
**[14:44] Maria's Father**
Could it be... that you've come
to lift my daughter's curse?
**[14:47] Luna**
Yes.
**[14:48] Maria's Father**
But... you said that it was
impossible to lift this curse.
**[14:52] Luna**
Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it.
**[14:56] Luna**
I did have a reason for declining
your request, though.
**[15:00] Maria's Father**
And what might that be?
**[15:02] Luna**
You see, I can lift curses, but at the
cost of taking part of my lifespan.
**[15:07] Maria's Father**
But that would mean...
**[15:09] Luna**
When the curse was weak, I was usually fine.
**[15:14] Luna**
But the curse that plagues
Miss Maria is very powerful.
**[15:18] Luna**
Even though my elven blood allows
me to live longer than humans,
**[15:21] Luna**
that still wouldn't be enough.
**[15:24] Maria's Father**
I see... So that's why...
**[15:28] Maria's Father**
We couldn't possibly ask you to do that.
**[15:31] Noir**
No, it's all right.
**[15:34] Noir**
I used my skill so she'd lose her
finances instead of her lifespan.
**[15:38] Noir**
And we've raised more than
enough money to make up for it.
**[15:43] Noir**
So you don't need to worry anymore.
**[15:44] Noir**
Leave this to us.
**[15:50] Amane**
You're just as Maria expected.
**[15:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:53] Amane**
She figured you had some
kind of special power.
**[15:58] Amane**
You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity
ever since entering the Hero Academy.
**[16:02] Amane**
You were skilled enough to
defeat such a powerful monster.
**[16:06] Noir**
So she knew that I defeated it?
**[16:09] Amane**
Yes.
**[16:10] Amane**
Perhaps it's because she was
always ill from her curse,
**[16:13] Amane**
but she is skilled at reading others' emotions.
**[16:18] Maria**
Noir?
**[16:21] Noir**
Miss Maria, we've come to save you.
**[16:24] Maria**
Wh-Why would you...
**[16:27] Noir**
Why? Did you forget?
**[16:30] Noir**
When we first met in class,
you accepted me with open arms.
**[16:36] Noir**
And even during battle training,
even though I'm the son of a baronet...
**[16:40] Noir**
You didn't even hesitate to talk to me.
**[16:42] Noir**
You're the only one who acknowledged me.
**[16:46] Noir**
You have no idea how happy that made me.
**[16:48] Noir**
I could never thank you enough...
**[16:51] Maria**
Noir...
**[16:54] Noir**
So today, I wanted to repay you
for your kindness and lift this curse...
**[16:57] Maria**
Noir! What's wrong?
**[17:00] Noir**
Oh, sorry.
**[17:01] Noir**
I ended up using quite a bit of LP
to do something about this curse...
**[17:06] Maria**
LP?
**[17:07] Noir**
Oh, uh... Basically, my life force.
**[17:10] Maria**
Your life force?!
**[17:11] Maria**
You went so far as to do that for me?
**[17:13] Noir**
Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger
or desire for material things...
**[17:17] Noir**
o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to
interact with a charming lady...
**[17:21] Noir**
Huh?
**[17:23] Noir**
M-Miss Maria?
**[17:26] Maria**
*O God, you truly are cruel.*
**[17:30] Maria**
* Giving me the pleasure of living*
* through a curse of death...*
**[17:38] Maria's Mother**
Oh, my.
**[17:42] Maria**
Um... Do you feel a little better now?
**[17:46] Noir**
Y-Yes! Of course!
**[17:48] Luna**
Ahem.
**[17:50] Luna**
I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes.
**[17:53] Maria**
O-Okay.
**[17:54] Noir**
Don't worry! I'll be right here.
**[18:00] Luna**
All right, here we go.
**[18:07] Noir**
Miss Maria, you can do this!
**[18:38] Luna**
Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just...
**[19:07] Noir**
Miss Maria?
**[19:12] Maria**
Noir, I...
**[19:15] Noir**
How do you feel?
**[19:18] Maria**
The pain in my chest is gone!
**[19:20] Noir**
One moment!
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***SIGN*** Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30
***SIGN*** 16 years
Skills:
**[19:25] Noir**
I was able to confirm with my skill.
**[19:28] Noir**
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone.
**[19:39] Maria's mother**
Thank goodness.
**[19:40] Amane**
Maria!
**[19:42] Maria**
Amane.
**[19:43] Noir**
We did it.
**[19:44] Luna**
Yeah. Now no one has to suffer.
**[19:48] Maria**
Th-Thank you so much. Truly...
**[19:51] Luna**
No, please allow me to thank you.
**[19:54] Luna**
I finally feel at ease,
now that I've lifted your curse.
**[20:00] Maria**
Noir.
**[20:05] Maria**
I could never thank you enough.
**[20:10] Maria**
I will spend the rest of my life
repaying this debt to you.
**[20:13] Noir**
R-Really, there's no need...
**[20:20] Noir**
* All of my yesterdays managed to open up*
* the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future.*
**[20:26] Noir**
* I guess it feels really nice*
* being able to help someone out.*
**[20:33] Emma**
Miss Maria totally fell for him.
**[20:37] Lola**
Now we have another rival.
**[20:39] Luna**
She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right.
**[20:42] Luna**
Actually, I sort of did, too...
**[20:47] Emma**
Noir, you doofus! You manwhore!
**[20:49] Noir**
What? What's going on?
**[20:52] Lola**
I actually aggressively agree
with Emma just this once.
**[20:55] Luna**
Indeed.
**[21:00] Noir**
And so, we were able to
successfully lift the curse.
**[21:04] Olivia**
Yeah, and it's all thanks
to the skills I gave you.
**[21:08] Noir**
Thanks for everything, ma'am.
**[21:10] Olivia**
Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant.
**[21:13] Olivia**
We literally butted our heads together.
**[21:15] Noir**
Did we?
**[21:16] Olivia**
But man, Noir, you smell!
**[21:19] Olivia**
I smell girls all over you more than ever!
**[21:22] Noir**
Well, that's probably because...
**[21:26] Noir**
We kissed a lot.
**[21:28] Olivia**
Say what?!
**[21:29] Noir**
O-Of course, it was to gain LP.
**[21:32] Olivia**
I don't care about the reason.
**[21:35] Olivia**
In that case, give me a kiss, too.
**[21:37] Noir**
Huh?!
**[21:38] Olivia**
Kiss me.
**[21:39] Olivia**
I'm the only one who hasn't
gotten one. It's not fair!
**[21:42] Noir**
W-Well, about that...
I'm usually the one getting kisses,
**[21:45] Noir**
so I'm not actually used to
giving them myself...
**[21:48] Olivia**
Well, I obviously can't do it.
My body won't move.
**[21:51] Noir**
W-Well, yes, you've got a point...
**[21:54] Olivia**
So go on. Kiss me, Noir.
**[22:06] Olivia**
Pfft. You call that a kiss?
**[22:08] Olivia**
Boo!
**[22:09] Noir**
Th-This is all I can manage!
**[22:11] Olivia**
Next time, I'll need a real kiss
that can actually satisfy me!
**[22:16] Olivia**
Make sure you get plenty
of practice with others!
**[23:50] Sign**
Alice Theater
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**[23:52] Alice**
Alice Theater!
**[23:54] Alice**
Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you
possibly be this late at night?
**[24:00] Alice**
Your well-adjusted little sister
is so worried that she can't sleep...
**[24:04] Alice**
I sense something!
**[24:07] Alice**
Three...
**[24:09] Alice**
No, four.
**[24:10] Alice**
Big Brother... I am very worried about you.
**[24:18] Alice**
Next time, "The Tulip Lion."
***SIGN*** #06 "The Tulip Lion"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Korie Riko
# E6 - The Tulip Lion
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**[00:04] Emma**
Well, she's definitely from a duke's family.
**[00:07] Noir**
Yeah, this is beyond generous.
**[00:10] Luna**
Indeed. We should be grateful.
**[00:12] Lola**
We did lose all of the money we won
at the harem event, after all.
**[00:18] Noir**
*In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse,*
**[00:22] Noir**
*to our surprise...*
**[00:24] Noir**
We each got 100 million rels.
**[00:27] Luna**
I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic.
**[00:31] Noir**
I wonder what I'm going to do with all this.
**[00:34] Emma**
Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop?
**[00:37] Noir**
A shop?
**[00:38] Emma**
Maybe you could sell monster materials.
**[00:41] Emma**
Remember? We talked about this before.
**[00:43] Emma**
That's a decent future, no?
**[00:46] Emma**
I'd be happy to help.
**[00:48] Lola**
No, it's my admin and accounting
skills that Noir needs.
**[00:52] Lola**
Can boobs do calculations?
**[00:54] Lola**
I think not.
**[00:56] Emma**
Grr!
**[00:59] Luna**
Come now, you two.
**[01:01] Luna**
Arguing is never beautiful.
**[01:03] Luna**
Let's just compromise
and say Noir and I will...
**[01:06] Emma**
That's not a compromise!
**[01:08] Lola**
At all!
**[01:12] Noir**
H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later.
**[01:16] Noir**
So for today...
**[01:18] Noir**
I'm out!
***SIGN*** #06 "The Tulip Lion"
**[02:56] Noir's Dad**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
**[02:59] Noir**
I received that for saving
a duke's daughter.
**[03:03] Noir**
Believe it or not, there's
100 million rels in there!
**[03:05] Noir's dad**
One hundred million?!
**[03:08] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[03:10] Alice**
That's amazing, Brother Dearest.
**[03:12] Alice**
What are you going to do
with all this money?
**[03:16] Noir**
I'm not exactly sure yet.
**[03:20] Noir's Dad**
Noir, I can't let you be the only
breadwinner in this family.
**[03:25] Noir's dad**
Why not leave this money with me?
**[03:29] Noir**
Father...
**[03:30] Noir's Dad**
Nay! Say no more!
**[03:34] Noir**
You're planning to go
to the casino, aren't you?
**[03:36] Noir's dad**
Whoo! Hell yeah!
**[03:38] Noir's dad**
You're so bright, my son!
You totally get me!
**[03:41] Alice**
To put it lightly, he's absolute trash.
**[03:41] Noir's dad**
You're a mind reader!
**[03:44] Noir's dad**
I never want to work again!
**[03:44] Noir's Mom**
He brings shame upon our family.
**[03:46] Noir's dad**
I know, right?
**[03:49] Noir**
How about opening up a shop?
**[03:51] Noir**
Maybe an item shop...
one that handles rare materials.
**[03:55] Noir**
I'll gather our goods.
**[03:57] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[03:58] Alice**
How wonderful!
**[04:00] Noir's dad**
Hire me!
**[04:02] Noir**
Then let's go with that.
**[04:04] Noir**
Father, please find a good
location and do the paperwork
**[04:07] Noir**
we'll need to submit to the government.
**[04:09] Noir's dad**
Leave it to me!
**[04:11] Alice**
I'll keep a very close eye on him
so that he doesn't pocket the money.
**[04:16] Noir's Dad**
H-How little do you trust me?
**[04:25] Noir**
*And so, to collect monster materials...*
**[04:30] Noir**
*I decided to conquer more of the dungeon.*
**[04:39] Noir**
Hello, Master.
**[04:43] Noir**
Master? Are you sleeping?
**[04:48] Noir**
M-Master?
**[04:51] Noir**
Wait, it can't be...
**[05:02] Noir**
I knew you were faking it.
You sure love pulling pranks.
**[05:07] Olivia**
Well, that's because you
never come to see me!
**[05:12] Noir**
Er, I just came here the other day.
**[05:15] Olivia**
So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today?
**[05:18] Noir**
Yes. I wanted to gather
some treasures and materials.
**[05:22] Noir**
And I'd like to get stronger.
**[05:24] Olivia**
Then you should Get Creative and
make the Dungeon Elevator skill
**[05:27] Olivia**
so you can conquer it more efficiently.
**[05:29] Olivia**
Once you've been to a floor,
you can instantly travel there next time.
**[05:35] Olivia**
Though once you use it, you won't be
able to use it again for another hour.
**[05:39] Noir**
That sounds great. I'll get right to it.
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2000
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**[05:43] Olivia**
Also, I'd recommend
the Blinding Light skill.
**[05:46] Olivia**
Just like the name suggests,
it's great at blinding things.
**[05:50] Noir**
I guess I'll add that, too, then.
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**[05:53] Noir**
I should give it a test run...
**[05:56] Noir**
Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes!
**[06:01] Olivia**
Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir!
**[06:04] Noir**
I-It's sort of strange having
you laugh at me in that state.
**[06:14] Noir**
* I didn't find any noteworthy monsters*
* on the third or fourth floors.*
**[06:17] Noir**
*Then I got to the fifth...*
**[06:22] Noir**
*I sense a presence over there.*
**[06:27] Noir**
*Did they fight and end up killing each other?*
**[06:31] Noir**
*Or...*
**[06:43] Noir**
*A pitch-black lion?*
**[06:46] Noir**
*I-I need to use Discerning Eye!*
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**[06:53] Noir**
*I'm not getting any information?!*
**[07:01] Noir**
*Th-Then I'll just have to...*
**[07:04] Noir**
*use Blinding Light!*
**[07:10] Noir**
* And then Dungeon Elevator*
* to get the hell outta here!*
**[07:13] Tigerson**
W-Wait, human. I must speak with you.
**[07:17] Noir**
I-It talked?!
**[07:21] Tigerson**
You have no reason to fear me.
**[07:23] Tigerson**
I am not suspicious in the least.
**[07:26] Noir**
*Er, I'm not sure about that.*
**[07:29] Noir**
*And...*
**[07:31] Noir**
* Why does it have a tulip*
* growing on its head?!*
**[07:34] Tigerson**
Human, having acknowledged the talent
you must have to reach this floor,
**[07:39] Tigerson**
I have a request.
**[07:41] Tigerson**
I will take you to the
sixth floor, and in return,
**[07:45] Tigerson**
I would like you to search for someone.
**[07:53] Noir**
*I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but...*
**[08:05] Noir**
M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong.
**[08:09] Tigerson**
My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson.
**[08:12] Noir**
*Tiger... Huh? Tiger?*
**[08:16] Tigerson**
My friend gave me this name.
**[08:18] Tigerson**
It is my pride and joy.
**[08:20] Noir**
I-I see...
**[08:23] Noir**
Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia.
**[08:25] Tigerson**
Noir... No need for formalities.
**[08:28] Noir**
All right.
**[08:30] Noir**
So who's this person you want
me to find on the sixth floor?
**[08:34] Tigerson**
My friend.
**[08:41] Tigerson**
Long ago, I accompanied my friend here.
**[08:45] Tigerson**
We made it to the fifth floor handily,
**[08:47] Tigerson**
but then my friend said he'd
explore the sixth on his own.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle**
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
**[08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle**
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle**
I promise I'll be back.
**[09:00] Tigerson**
So I've been waiting this whole time.
**[09:04] Noir**
H-How long have you been waiting?
**[09:07] Tigerson**
Around 350 years now.
**[09:09] Noir**
Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh...
**[09:13] Tigerson**
My friend is an elf.
**[09:15] Tigerson**
Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years.
**[09:20] Noir**
I see. Still, you're very faithful.
**[09:24] Noir**
You didn't consider just
going to the sixth floor?
**[09:26] Tigerson**
I promised my friend Vashelle
that I would wait on the fifth floor.
**[09:31] Tigerson**
A promise to a friend is absolute.
**[09:36] Noir**
*He's very considerate of his friend.*
**[09:40] Noir**
* I left Tigerson behind*
* and came to the sixth floor.*
**[09:46] Noir**
*It's so dark.*
**[09:49] Noir**
*Blinding Light is meant for blinding others.*
**[09:52] Noir**
*It won't really help me look around.*
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1200
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1000
**[09:57] Noir**
*All right, now I should be able to see.*
**[10:06] Noir**
*There's something there.*
**[10:15] Noir**
*It sorta looks like a person, but...*
**[10:22] Noir**
*That's definitely not a person!*
**[10:28] Noir**
*Discerning Eye!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sextuple Zombie Lv.110
***SIGN*** Skills
**[10:31] Noir**
*A Sextuple Zombie?!*
**[10:38] Noir**
*And now its friends are here!*
**[10:52] Noir**
What the hell is this?!
**[11:02] Noir**
I-Its body breaks into six parts.
**[11:05] Noir**
So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie...
**[11:08] Noir**
I'll use the other door to get outside.
**[11:15] Noir**
A-Another one?!
**[11:25] Noir**
*He seems different from the other zombies...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Zombie Lv.170
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Archery (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
***SIGN*** Sharp Ears
**[11:32] Noir**
*These skills...*
**[11:34] Noir**
*And...*
**[11:36] Noir**
*W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend?*
**[11:39] Noir**
*Vashelle?!*
**[11:43] Sign**
Hello
**[11:43] Sign**
Why does he have
a tulip on his head?
**[11:43] Tigerson**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:55] Noir**
Are you Vashelle?
**[11:59] Noir**
* That's not gonna work.*
* I need to turn him back somehow.*
**[12:03] Noir**
*Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Needed to delete
***SIGN*** Available LP.
**[12:07] Noir**
*It's not cheap, but...*
**[12:28] Vashelle**
Wh-What happened?
**[12:30] Noir**
Are you the elf named Vashelle?
**[12:33] Vashelle**
Y-Yes, I am.
**[12:36] Noir**
My name is Noir.
**[12:38] Noir**
I actually need to talk to you.
**[12:47] Vashelle**
Tigerson? Really?
**[12:49] Noir**
Yes. As promised, he's been
waiting on the fifth floor.
**[12:52] Vashelle**
But...
**[12:55] Vashelle**
It's been more than 300 years.
**[13:00] Vashelle**
He's truly a great friend.
**[13:03] Noir**
Yes.
**[13:05] Vashelle**
I just randomly named him Tigerson,
but he fell in love with the name.
**[13:11] Vashelle**
Before I came to this dungeon,
**[13:13] Vashelle**
he saved me, even though he didn't know me.
**[13:18] Vashelle**
He tried to leave without saying a word,
so I ended up asking him
**[13:22] Vashelle**
if he'd like to be my friend.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson**
The other 990,000 creatures I have
encountered all pointed a weapon at me.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson**
You're the only one who reached out to me.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson**
I've never had a friend before.
**[13:44] Vashelle**
After that, I came to this dungeon
to search for a treasure to send
**[13:48] Vashelle**
to my love back home.
**[13:50] Vashelle**
I happened to find the
password in an ancient text.
**[13:54] Noir**
And that's how you and
Tigerson got to the fifth floor.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle**
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle**
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle**
I promise I'll be back.
**[14:07] Vashelle**
I can hardly call myself a friend if
he's just protecting me all the time.
**[14:12] Noir**
*I totally get that.*
**[14:14] Noir**
* Up until recently, Emma had*
* to protect me all the time.*
**[14:18] Vashelle**
And you saw how I ended up.
**[14:21] Vashelle**
How am I supposed to face him again?
**[14:24] Noir**
Vashelle...
**[14:26] Vashelle**
But I can't keep him waiting any longer.
**[14:42] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[14:49] Tigerson**
I see that you are safe, my friend.
**[14:58] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[15:00] Vashelle**
Let's give up on conquering this dungeon.
**[15:04] Tigerson**
I see. If that is what you wish.
**[15:07] Vashelle**
My love might still be waiting for me.
**[15:10] Vashelle**
But even if I'm wrong about that,
I think this is for the best.
**[15:16] Tigerson**
Indeed.
**[15:17] Vashelle**
But I told you before, right?
**[15:22] Vashelle**
Other races aren't allowed into my homeland.
**[15:30] Vashelle**
Which means...
**[15:32] Tigerson**
Yes, I know. We must part ways here.
**[15:41] Vashelle**
Your lifespan is limited...
**[15:44] Vashelle**
And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time...
**[15:48] Tigerson**
It's all right.
**[15:50] Tigerson**
You want to return home to your beloved.
**[15:53] Tigerson**
No one can stop matters of the heart.
**[15:57] Vashelle**
I'm so sorry... Truly.
**[16:02] Tigerson**
Do not worry about that.
I waited because I wanted to.
**[16:06] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[16:08] Tigerson**
The days I spent waiting for you had meaning.
**[16:18] Noir**
* I ended up using Dungeon Elevator*
* to return to the first floor,*
**[16:22] Noir**
*and then left the dungeon.*
**[16:24] Noir**
* Tigerson and Vashelle were*
* also heading toward the exit,*
**[16:29] Noir**
*but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about.*
**[16:43] Vashelle**
Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday.
**[16:47] Noir**
Don't even worry about it.
**[16:49] Vashelle**
Tigerson, once things calm down,
I promise to come see you again.
**[16:54] Vashelle**
Stay well, my friend.
**[16:55] Tigerson**
I am tough, if nothing else.
**[16:59] Vashelle**
True.
**[17:07] Vashelle**
Farewell, Tigerson!
**[17:09] Tigerson**
Farewell.
**[17:14] Vashelle**
*It was so much fun.*
**[17:16] Vashelle**
* The days I spent with you...*
* were so much fun.*
**[17:30] Tigerson**
Noir, I thank you for what you have done.
**[17:33] Noir**
What are you going to do now, Tigerson?
**[17:38] Tigerson**
Who knows?
**[17:41] Tigerson**
For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.
I forgot something there.
**[17:46] Tigerson**
Farewell.
**[17:56] Noir**
*I got curious, so I went back, too.*
**[18:10] Noir**
*Tigerson?*
**[18:12] Noir**
* He seemed pretty calm,*
* but I guess he's actually angry...*
**[18:21] Noir**
*He's not angry...*
**[18:23] Noir**
*He's crying.*
**[18:28] Tigerson**
Is that you, Noir?
**[18:30] Noir**
Yeah.
**[18:32] Tigerson**
I prepared myself for the day
I would have to part with him.
**[18:36] Tigerson**
And yet, now that I must face that reality...
**[18:42] Tigerson**
I am weak.
**[18:44] Noir**
That's not true!
**[18:47] Noir**
I imagined it, too. Having to
say goodbye to my loved ones...
**[18:52] Noir**
To be honest, it was so sad and painful
that I didn't want to imagine it.
**[18:56] Noir**
It felt like I was losing a part of myself.
**[19:00] Tigerson**
Noir...
**[19:03] Noir**
Let's do it.
**[19:06] Noir**
Let's be friends!
**[19:11] Tigerson**
Friends? You and me?
**[19:16] Noir**
Yeah, I'm serious.
**[19:18] Noir**
Actually, why don't you
come live at my place?
**[19:20] Noir**
It's much more comfortable sleeping on
a warm carpet than this cold stone floor.
**[19:25] Tigerson**
Aye. I shall take you up on that offer.
**[19:28] Tigerson**
I can at least serve as your guard lion.
**[19:32] Noir**
I guess that settles it.
**[19:34] Tigerson**
Hop onto my back.
**[19:36] Tigerson**
Let us go to your home.
**[19:40] Noir**
No, Tigerson.
**[19:44] Noir**
Let's go back to *our* home.
**[19:51] Tigerson**
*Ah, I see...*
**[19:54] Tigerson**
*I finally understand, Vashelle.*
**[19:57] Tigerson**
* There was another reason*
* that I waited 350 years.*
**[20:03] Tigerson**
*Today, I met another*
**[20:06] Tigerson**
* who reached out to me.*
* The second out of 990,000.*
**[20:23] Tigerson**
It's been so long since I felt the wind.
**[20:26] Tigerson**
It feels wonderful. Make sure
you don't get thrown off!
**[20:29] Noir**
Okay! Let's fly!
**[20:39] Noir's dad**
Wh-Wha...
**[20:40] Noir's Dad**
What?!
**[20:41] Noir**
I'm back, Father.
**[20:44] Noir's dad**
I-I can quite plainly see that...
**[20:47] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[20:48] Alice**
Brother Dearest! Did you make
that creature your familiar?
**[20:52] Noir**
No, Tigerson is my friend.
**[20:55] Noir's dad**
Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson?
**[20:58] Noir**
Correct.
**[20:59] Noir's Dad**
Well, whatever.
**[21:02] Noir's dad**
More importantly...
It doesn't bite, does it?
**[21:05] Tigerson**
I would never do such a thing.
**[21:07] Noir's dad**
It can talk?! What a smart kitty.
**[21:11] Noir**
When we get our shop up and running,
he wants to be our guard lion.
**[21:15] Noir's dad**
I-I see. I have a feeling
he'll eat me if I say no, so...
**[21:21] Noir's mom**
I'll have to make an extra
special dinner tonight.
**[21:24] Noir's mom**
Come, Tigey. Have a seat.
**[21:27] Noir's Dad**
Tigey?!
**[21:30] Tigerson**
Thank you for your hospitality.
**[21:33] Alice**
What a magnificent mane.
**[21:36] Noir's dad**
Say, so what's the deal with the tulip?
**[21:39] Noir**
Oh, that's...
**[21:46] Alice**
My, how cute.
**[21:47] Tigerson**
Th-That's—
**[21:52] Noir**
As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it.
**[21:55] Noir's dad**
I see. So it's just like what
your mother is to me.
**[22:00] Noir**
* Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson*
* joined the Stardia family.*
**[22:07] Alice**
Take that!
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:43] Alice**
Alice Theater!
**[23:45] Noir**
What a surprise.
**[23:48] Noir**
I never would've figured Tigerson
had a weak spot like that.
**[23:51] Alice**
Everyone has a weak spot.
**[23:55] Noir**
Wait, that's...
**[23:58] Alice**
Brother Dearest, you must endure.
**[24:00] Alice**
There's a big one...
**[24:05] Alice**
My... It's so big, Brother Dearest...
**[24:17] Lola**
Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking."
***SIGN*** #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu
# E7 - The Receptionist Ranking
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**[00:04] Emma**
Noir, do we really have to go?
**[00:08] Noir**
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
**[00:14] Lola**
What?! Who do you think you are?!
**[00:17] Lola**
I've had enough of you!
**[00:18] Luna**
Lola, calm down!
**[00:20] Lola**
Let go! Let go of me!
**[00:23] Noir**
S-Sounds like something's going on...
**[00:25] Noir**
I hope everything's okay.
**[00:27] Lola**
You... You...
**[00:28] Lola**
I... I have to slug her!
**[00:32] Lola**
I won't be satisfied until I do!
***SIGN*** #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
**[02:16] Emma**
Morning!
**[02:21] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[02:23] Noir**
I see that you're as, uh... bouncy as ever.
**[02:27] Emma**
Jeez, my face is up here, you perv!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[02:35] Noir**
Y-You can let go now...
I've recovered some LP.
**[02:40] Emma**
Really? You might need a little more.
**[02:43] Noir**
Uh... but...
**[02:46] Noir**
It's a little embarrassing...
**[02:49] Emma**
Oh, fine.
**[02:51] Emma**
Okay, let's go.
**[02:53] Noir**
Sure.
**[02:54] Emma**
*Th-This is embarrassing for me, too...*
**[03:00] Student A**
Morning!
**[03:01] Student B**
Hey, morning.
**[03:04] Maria**
Good day, Noir and Emma.
**[03:07] Amane**
Thank you for the other day.
**[03:09] Noir**
No problem at all. Miss Maria,
you seem to have recovered completely.
**[03:13] Maria**
Yes. It's all thanks to you, Noir.
**[03:16] Noir**
Huh?
**[03:18] Noir**
U-Um...
**[03:21] Amane**
Anyway, I'm glad she got better
before our exam began.
**[03:25] Marie**
Indeed.
**[03:26] Noir**
Huh? Exam?
**[03:29] Elna**
All right, pipe down and get to your seats!
**[03:32] Elna**
Before we start class,
I'll explain your exam.
**[03:36] Elna**
This is your first exam
after entering this school,
**[03:38] Elna**
but it's not gonna be easy,
so listen carefully.
**[03:41] Students**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:42] Elna**
The exam period starts today
and lasts for the next two weeks.
**[03:44] Elna**
You'll be gathering the
monster materials listed here.
***SIGN*** Lizardman tail
***SIGN*** 3,500 points
***SIGN*** 50,000 points
***SIGN*** 300,000 points
***SIGN*** Dragon fang
***SIGN*** Unicorn horn
**[03:48] Elna**
You can obtain these
materials however you'd like.
**[03:51] Student A**
Seriously?
**[03:52] Student B**
They're all rare monsters.
**[03:54] Student C**
A dragon? No way!
**[03:56] Elna**
Just so you know...
**[03:58] Elna**
If you don't reach 10,000 points,
you'll take supplementary classes
**[04:02] Elna**
every day of summer vacation.
**[04:04] Student C**
What?
**[04:04] Student B**
You're kidding, right?
**[04:05] Elna**
It's not easy becoming a hero.
**[04:08] Elna**
You must always be diligent!
**[04:14] Emma**
Let's gather the materials
for the exam together.
**[04:17] Noir**
Of course. But they'll all
be pretty difficult to get.
**[04:21] Emma**
Yeah. The materials listed in our
assignment don't show up on the market.
**[04:26] Noir**
What are you going for, Emma?
**[04:28] Emma**
A dragon, of course!
**[04:29] Emma**
If we work together, we'll be unstoppable.
**[04:32] Emma**
Rawr!
**[04:33] Noir**
R-Right... At least,
that's what we can hope for.
**[04:37] Emma**
I guess it will be difficult, though.
**[04:39] Noir**
Yeah, but...
**[04:43] Noir**
We have someone we can rely on.
**[04:45] Emma**
You don't mean...
**[04:47] Noir**
Right here!
**[04:48] Emma**
Damn it. I knew it was that woman.
**[04:51] Noir**
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
**[04:55] Lola**
What?! Who do you think you are?!
**[04:58] Lola**
I've had enough of you!
**[04:59] Luna**
Lola, calm down!
**[05:01] Lola**
Let go! Let go of me!
**[05:04] Noir**
S-Sounds like something's going on...
**[05:06] Noir**
I hope everything's okay.
**[05:08] Lola**
You... You...
**[05:09] Lola**
I... I have to slug her!
**[05:12] Lola**
I won't be satisfied until I do!
**[05:14] Noir**
Wh-What happened?
**[05:16] Luna**
Hello, Noir. You came at the perfect time.
**[05:19] Lola**
This wench Sarah stole my
adventurers from me! Twice!
**[05:24] Sarah**
My, I'd rather you not accuse
me of such things, dear.
**[05:28] Sarah**
You lack charm, so your adventurers
don't need you anymore.
**[05:33] Sarah**
Isn't that the truth of the matter?
**[05:39] Lola**
Shut your stupid mouth!
**[05:40] Lola**
I know you did something
rotten to take them!
**[05:43] Sarah**
Dear, dear. You shouldn't be mad
at me for your inability to perform.
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[05:52] Noir**
*The receptionists' quotas?*
**[05:55] Noir**
*At the guild, receptionists' marks go up*
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[05:59] Noir**
*when adventurers they're
in charge of perform well,*
**[06:02] Noir**
*and their pay and treatment improve.*
**[06:05] Noir**
*But the adventurers are the ones
who choose their receptionist,*
**[06:08] Noir**
*and of course, they can switch at any time.*
**[06:11] Luna**
It's an unspoken rule that receptionists
don't take each other's adventurers.
**[06:15] Lola**
But Sarah seduces adventurers into
switching their receptionists.
**[06:20] Noir**
Seduces them? How?
**[06:21] Lola**
Like...
**[06:23] Lola**
Doing lewd things?
**[06:25] Sarah**
Again...
**[06:27] Sarah**
Where's your proof?
**[06:29] Lola**
Well, I don't have any proof.
**[06:31] Sarah**
If you're that mad about it,
why don't you beat me at least once?
**[06:35] Lola**
Wha—
**[06:36] Lola**
Fine! You're on!
**[06:38] Lola**
If I win, you'll never take any
of my adventurers ever again!
**[06:42] Sarah**
"Never take any of my
adventurers ever again!"
**[06:45] Sarah**
I've never taken any of your
adventurers, but I accept.
**[06:51] Sarah**
On one condition.
**[06:56] Sarah**
If I win, I'll be taking
one of your adventurers.
**[07:00] Lola**
Huh?
**[07:03] Noir**
Huh?
**[07:04] Sarah**
Noir Stardia, I'm so excited for the day
that I get to be your receptionist.
**[07:16] Sarah**
You're the star rookie of Odin.
**[07:19] Sarah**
If I become your receptionist,
I can take you even higher.
**[07:24] Noir**
*What kind of person is Sarah, anyway?!*
**[07:27] Noir**
*I'll use my Discerning Eye!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sarah
***SIGN*** Job: Receptionist
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sarah
***SIGN*** Job: Receptionist
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[07:35] Noir**
*H-Her skills are certainly, uh, specific!*
**[07:38] Noir**
*No wonder she's so popular.*
**[07:41] Emma**
Hey, you aren't getting...
**[07:42] Luna**
...any funny ideas, are you?
**[07:44] Sarah**
I'm very much looking forward
to seeing your results in a month!
**[07:55] Sarah**
All of my adventurers have
already been disciplined.
**[07:58] Sarah**
You'll never get proof that I stole them!
**[08:01] Sarah's Adventurer A**
Mistress Sarah!
**[08:03] Sarah's Adventurer B**
Tease me more!
**[08:04] Sarah's Adventurer C**
Oink!
**[08:07] Lola**
I can't believe she's targeting you, too, Noir.
**[08:09] Noir**
*If Lola loses, Sarah will be my receptionist...*
**[08:14] Sarah**
Noir...
**[08:16] Sarah**
Excellent work today.
**[08:18] Sarah**
Smooch.
**[08:20] Noir**
*Oh, what a tragedy.*
**[08:22] Emma**
Noir?
**[08:23] Noir**
L-Lola, any chance of winning?
**[08:27] Noir**
D-Don't worry. We'll help you out!
**[08:30] Lola**
Noir...
**[08:32] Noir**
Coincidentally, we have to go get some
rare materials for our exam at school.
**[08:36] Noir**
So let us take care of
any high-grade quests!
**[08:39] Noir**
We'll even work hard to
take down some dragons!
**[08:42] Lola**
Th-Then I'd love for you to help!
**[08:45] Luna**
I'll go with you, as well.
**[08:47] Noir**
Wait, you're coming with us, Luna?
**[08:49] Luna**
You see, I'm also an adventurer.
**[08:51] Luna**
I didn't want to be hit with Cowardice
while on a quest with others,
**[08:54] Sign**
I don't want to die
**[08:55] Luna**
so I'd been working solo for years.
**[08:58] Noir**
So that's why you joined Odin?
**[09:00] Luna**
Yes. I still do my clerical
duties as I take care of quests.
**[09:05] Luna**
So I would love to be your slave...
**[09:08] Luna**
That is, I would love to join your party.
**[09:10] Noir**
*I'm pretty sure I just heard her say "slave"!*
**[09:12] Noir**
O-Of course! I'd be honored to
go on adventures with you, Luna!
**[09:17] Luna**
Really? Thank you!
**[09:19] Noir**
*Sh-She's so close!*
**[09:22] Emma**
Anyway, we can't let that chick take Noir!
**[09:26] Lola**
Yes! Let's show Sarah who's boss!
**[09:29] All**
Yeah!
**[09:38] Noir**
* Thus we completed Lola's*
* quests, one after another,*
**[09:45] Noir**
* and tried to come up with*
* a plan to take down a dragon*
**[09:47] Noir**
*as we gathered materials for our exam.*
**[09:51] Luna**
According to an adventurer
I met in the mountains,
**[09:53] Luna**
it was an Earth Dragon.
**[09:56] Emma**
But I heard they hate humans and
will try to kill them without warning.
**[10:00] Emma**
Rawr!
**[10:01] Noir**
It'd be dangerous to fight one head-on...
**[10:05] Noir**
What about using a pitfall?
**[10:08] Emma**
Hey, that's a great idea!
**[10:10] Luna**
If we're going to attack it after it falls in,
**[10:12] Luna**
using a spear would probably be optimal.
**[10:14] Emma**
We're gonna stab it to death!
**[10:19] Noir**
* So then we used the money*
* we received from the duke*
**[10:23] Noir**
*to buy long spears and such.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[10:26] Noir**
* I gathered LP by getting close*
* with Emma, Luna, and Alice.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
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***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
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***SIGN*** Luna Heela
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
**[10:39] Noir**
* We got a skill to deal with a dragon,*
* and now we're fully prepared!*
**[10:46] Noir**
*Tigerson gave us a ride to Treasure Mountain,*
**[10:50] Noir**
*where the dragons live.*
***SIGN*** Beware of Dragons!
**[11:00] Noir**
Okay, I'm going to find
out where our enemy is.
**[11:03] Noir**
Answer my query, Great Sage.
**[11:07] Noir**
*Where is the dragon closest to here?*
**[11:10] Great Sage**
There is one 665 meters north of here.
**[11:15] Noir**
That's closer than I thou—
**[11:18] Emma**
Noir!
**[11:21] Luna**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
**[11:23] Noir**
It's a long story...
**[11:26] Emma**
We need to do this for his headaches.
**[11:28] Luna**
I highly doubt that.
**[11:30] Noir**
A-Anyway, I know where the dragon is!
**[11:34] Noir**
Let's put our plan into motion!
**[11:36] All**
Yeah!
**[11:46] Emma**
We're done!
**[11:47] Luna**
It's perfect.
**[11:49] Emma**
But of course!
**[11:50] Noir**
Hopefully.
**[11:54] Noir**
I'll take care of the rest.
**[12:04] Noir**
*Okay, first...*
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***SIGN*** Earth Dragon Lv.28
***SIGN*** Skills
**[12:09] Noir**
*I wonder if I can nullify any of its skills.*
***SIGN*** Earth Dragon
***SIGN*** Skills
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***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Needed to Erase
***SIGN*** Needed to use Editor
**[12:16] Noir**
*It's no use. They take too much LP.*
**[12:20] Noir**
*We'll just have to do this as we planned.*
**[12:25] Noir**
*Time to wake up!*
**[12:33] Noir**
*Crap! I was aiming for its tail!*
**[12:36] Noir**
*I need to hide.*
**[13:01] Noir**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[13:24] Noir**
This way!
**[13:25] Noir**
Follow me!
**[13:36] Emma**
Noir...
**[13:39] Luna**
Here it comes.
**[13:59] Luna**
Let's go!
**[14:01] Emma**
Let's do this!
**[14:10] Noir**
I'll help, too.
**[14:33] Emma**
Noir!
**[14:34] Luna**
Noir!
**[14:35] Emma**
Noir! Are you okay?
**[14:37] Emma**
Are you going to die and leave me all alone?
**[14:39] Noir**
Ow... Don't be so dramatic.
**[14:44] Luna**
Healing Shot.
**[14:48] Noir**
Sorry I'm so pathetic.
**[14:51] Luna**
Don't worry. You're doing fine.
**[14:53] Emma**
Don't talk like that! We won, after all.
**[14:59] Luna**
Our bonds gave us this victory.
**[15:01] Noir**
Yes.
**[15:10] Elna**
Wow, you actually killed a dragon.
**[15:13] Maria**
Excellent work, Noir.
**[15:17] Noir**
* We successfully took down a dragon and*
* turned in the materials required for the exam.*
**[15:22] Noir**
* We gave the rest of the*
* materials to Lola, and then,*
**[15:24] Noir**
* it was time for the announcement of the*
* midterm results in the receptionists' battle.*
**[15:27] Guild Adventurer A**
Whoa!
**[15:29] Guild Adventurer B**
Incredible!
**[15:30] Guild Adventurer C**
A dragon!
**[15:31] Guild Adventurer A**
I haven't seen one in forever.
**[15:32] Guild Adventurer B**
I know!
**[15:35] Lola**
Squee! Amazing work, Noir!
**[15:37] Noir**
Well, it's all thanks to Emma
and Luna helping me out.
**[15:43] Guild Master**
With these materials...
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[15:48] Lola**
All right!
**[15:48] Noir and Emma**
Yay!
**[15:50] Sarah**
Guild Master.
**[15:52] Sarah**
I'll need you to add in my points, too.
Otherwise, it's just not fair.
**[15:57] Guild Master**
Oh, right.
**[15:59] Guild Master**
Sarah's points... Let's see...
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[16:04] Lola**
Huh?
**[16:05] Noir**
No way!
**[16:07] Lola**
This isn't fair! I know she's cheating!
**[16:09] Guild Master**
There's no mistake in
the materials I checked.
**[16:12] Lola**
B-But—
**[16:13] Sarah**
It's just not enough.
**[16:15] Sarah**
You're just lacking.
**[16:17] Sarah**
You don't have that undying thirst to win.
**[16:22] Sarah's Adventurer A**
M-Mistress Sarah...
**[16:23] Sarah**
Oh, my.
**[16:24] Sarah's Adventurer B**
M-Mistress Sarah...
**[16:27] Sarah's Adventurer C**
We've reached...
**[16:29] Sarah's Adventurer A**
...today's quota.
**[16:31] Lola**
Th-They're Sarah's...
**[16:34] Noir**
They're basically zombies!
**[16:37] Sarah's Adventurer C**
Mistress Sarah!
**[16:39] Sarah's Adventurer A**
R-Reward us!
**[16:41] Sarah's Adventurer B**
Please!
**[16:43] Sarah**
Yes, yes, yes. Work a little harder,
**[16:46] Sarah**
and as promised, I will reward you... heartily.
**[16:53] Noir**
*What is this reward?*
**[16:58] Lola**
Noir!
**[16:59] Noir**
Huh? Wait... Lola?
**[17:04] Noir**
Um... Lola?
**[17:10] Noir**
Huh?!
**[17:19] Lola**
Here are your "Touch Me Anywhere" coupons.
**[17:22] Noir**
Touch me anywhere?
**[17:24] Lola**
They're especially for you.
**[17:26] Lola**
We'll save the "Touch Lola Anywhere"
one for another day.
**[17:30] Lola**
Would you like to redeem those now?
**[17:32] Noir**
S-Sure...
**[17:36] Lola**
Now, just relax and leave this to me.
**[17:45] Noir**
*Th-This is...*
**[17:48] Noir**
*Sho amazhing...*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[17:54] Lola**
Noir...
**[17:58] Noir**
Yes?
**[17:59] Lola**
I don't believe having the adventurers do
everything is what a receptionist should do.
**[18:07] Lola**
I do my absolute best to support
adventurers, both body and soul.
**[18:15] Noir**
*Lola...*
**[18:16] Lola**
So that adventurers can work
even harder tomorrow...
**[18:22] Noir**
I'm worried about you.
**[18:24] Noir**
You take on far too much responsibility.
**[18:29] Noir**
Feel free to vent whenever you need to.
**[18:32] Noir**
I'll be happy to listen
as long as you need me to.
**[18:36] Lola**
Those words alone are enough
to make me happy.
**[18:43] Lola**
All right, that completes this treatment.
**[18:55] Olivia**
Uh-huh, I see. So...
**[18:57] Olivia**
You want to collect some rare items
so that receptionist can turn the tables.
**[19:02] Noir**
Yes.
**[19:03] Olivia**
Don't worry. I'm sure
Floor 7 won't disappoint.
**[19:07] Noir**
Really?
**[19:08] Olivia**
The seventh floors of dungeons
are usually bonus stages.
**[19:12] Olivia**
But since you've got a chance at
rare items, it'll be hard to clear.
**[19:16] Noir**
Then I need to get even stronger.
**[19:18] Noir**
Are there any skills you'd recommend?
**[19:21] Olivia**
Fire, water, and lightning.
**[19:23] Olivia**
Why don't you Get Creative and make
magic skills with those three attributes?
**[19:27] Noir**
Magic skills with those three attributes?
**[19:30] Olivia**
First, there's Holy Flame.
**[19:32] Olivia**
It has the holy attribute, too,
so it's great for frying up zombies.
**[19:36] Olivia**
Next, there's Water Drop.
**[19:38] Olivia**
You can hit things with water,
**[19:40] Olivia**
and also use it as potable
drinking water when you're lost.
**[19:43] Olivia**
And finally, Lightning Strike.
**[19:45] Olivia**
Usually, you use it to protect yourself,
**[19:46] Olivia**
but you can use Editor to customize
it and make it even stronger.
**[19:50] Noir**
Th-They all sound amazing.
**[19:52] Noir**
Okay, I'll get started.
***SIGN*** LP. 3000
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.62
***SIGN*** Get Creative and Make Skills
***SIGN*** LP. 1700
**[19:57] Olivia**
Okay, that should take care of the prep.
**[19:59] Olivia**
Now for the good part.
**[20:02] Olivia**
The most important skill is this!
**[20:05] Olivia**
It's called Magic Fusion.
**[20:05] Sign**
Magic Fusion
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Magic Fusion
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Magic Fusion
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Magic Fusion
**[20:07] Noir**
Magic Fusion?
**[20:09] Olivia**
Yup!
**[20:10] Olivia**
You can combine magic skills
that you've gained previously
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Lightning Strike
***SIGN*** Holy Flame
**[20:13] Olivia**
to make an ultimate spell
that only you can use!
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Lightning Strike
**[20:18] Noir**
An ultimate spell...
**[20:21] Sign**
Dungeon Floor 6
**[20:30] Noir**
*I'll take Stone Bullet and Holy Flame...*
**[20:33] Noir**
*And then, Magic Fusion!*
**[20:46] Noir**
*It's so powerful!*
**[20:49] Noir**
*Thanks a lot, Master!*
**[20:51] Noir**
* Thanks to this, I've become*
* more powerful today.*
**[20:55] Noir**
* I'm sure I'll be able to become*
* even stronger in the future.*
**[20:58] Noir**
*Just thinking about that is a bit... scary.*
**[21:02] Noir**
*Yet I'm super excited.*
**[21:24] Noir**
The sun and a forest?
**[21:27] Noir**
This is the seventh floor?
**[23:08] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:08] Sign**
Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
**[23:09] Alice**
Alice Thea—
**[23:09] Sign**
Luna Theater
**[23:09] Sign**
Luna Theater
**[23:09] Sign**
Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
**[23:10] Luna**
Luna Theater.
**[23:13] Noir**
*Delicious meals also help increase LP.*
**[23:16] Noir**
* And that's exactly why I went*
* for dinner with Luna, but...*
**[23:21] Luna**
Noir... I feel wonderful right now.
**[23:26] Noir**
Y-You've had too much to drink.
**[23:28] Noir**
I'll walk you home.
**[23:33] Noir**
Okay, I'll be going now.
**[23:45] Noir**
L-Luna?
**[23:51] Luna**
Put...
**[23:53] Noir**
Put...?
**[23:56] Luna**
Put it in me...
**[23:57] Noir**
Huh?!
**[23:59] Luna**
I mean... Thank you for...
putting me in your party...
**[24:06] Noir**
L-Luna?
**[24:09] Noir**
*G-Goodnight...*
**[24:13] Noir**
*Now what do I do?*
**[24:17] Noir**
Next time, "A Little Girl's Wish."
***SIGN*** #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Saeki Sola
# E8 - A Little Girl's Wish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VG02/a-little-girls-wish)
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**[00:01] Noir**
* Sarah and Lola competed*
* in a receptionist battle.*
**[00:05] Noir**
* I wanted my receptionist, Lola, to win,*
* so I went looking for rare items,*
**[00:12] Noir**
* and on the seventh floor of*
* the hidden dungeon I visited...*
**[00:16] Noir**
*was a rather surprising sight.*
**[00:26] Noir**
*This is the seventh floor?*
**[00:27] Noir**
* I guess someone decided to*
* recreate a forest on this floor?*
**[00:43] Noir**
*Wolves?*
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***SIGN*** Silver Wolf Lv.158
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills Leadership
**[00:50] Noir**
*Yeah, no... I'm only at level 63 right now.*
**[00:53] Noir**
*I need to turn back for now.*
**[00:59] Dory**
You there.
**[01:04] Dory**
I have a request.
**[01:30] Noir**
*Wh-What is childhood Emma doing here?*
**[03:10] (Flashback) Noir**
Here's my birthday gift to you.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Young Noir**
I picked it because it's the
same color as your eyes.
**[03:19] (Flashback) Young Emma**
I'm so happy!
**[03:21] (Flashback) Young Emma**
I promise I'll get you something
nice for your birthday, too!
**[03:30] Noir**
*I-Is this an illusion?*
***SIGN*** #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
**[03:32] Noir**
*A trap in the hidden dungeon?*
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***SIGN*** Dryade Lv.55
***SIGN*** Skills
**[03:38] Noir**
*Dryade?*
**[03:41] Dory**
Having witnessed how powerful
you are, I have a request.
**[03:45] Noir**
Th-This seems kinda out of nowhere...
**[03:48] Dory**
If nothing is done, I'm going to die.
**[03:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[03:53] Dory**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[03:57] Dory**
I'll do anything!
**[04:00] Dory**
Peek...
**[04:02] Dory**
Hi-yah!
**[04:06] Noir**
S-So what're you trying to do there?
**[04:08] Dory**
Showing you that I completely surrender.
**[04:12] Noir**
I-I'll at least hear you out.
**[04:15] Dory**
Thank you so much!
**[04:23] Dory**
You see, I'm actually a
great tree within this forest.
**[04:28] Noir**
A great tree?
**[04:31] Noir**
Oh, right. A dryade is the
spirit of a tree or forest.
**[04:39] Dory**
My Forest Sensitivity skill allows me to
spread my roots throughout the forest,
**[04:42] Dory**
telling me everything that goes on in it.
**[04:45] Dory**
I observed your powers, as well.
**[04:48] Noir**
Can you read my memories, too?
**[04:51] Dory**
No.
**[04:52] Noir**
Then why do you look like a child?
**[04:55] Dory**
Just because.
**[04:57] Dory**
It just seemed like something you would like.
**[05:01] Noir**
*I-I'm not exactly... into little kids.*
**[05:07] Noir**
So what's this request you have for me?
**[05:12] Dory**
There's something sucking on me.
**[05:15] Noir**
What?
**[05:19] Dory**
There's something creepy
sucking away at my whole body.
**[05:25] Dory**
Bad!
**[05:26] Noir**
You're messing with me, aren't you?!
**[05:28] Dory**
My real body cannot move.
**[05:31] Dory**
Some kind of monster is
taking advantage of that
**[05:34] Dory**
to ravish me day and night
while sapping my mana.
**[05:37] Noir**
Ravish?
**[05:40] Dory**
If you defeat the monster and save me,
**[05:43] Dory**
I'll tell you where the two treasure chests are,
and how to get to the eighth floor.
**[05:49] Noir**
* If I can get more rare treasures,*
* I can help Lola win.*
**[05:56] Noir**
*But then again...*
**[06:00] Noir**
I'll need to know more about
the monster before I agree to this.
**[06:04] Noir**
I'm a chicken, so...
**[06:06] Dory**
Very well, Mr. Chicken.
**[06:08] Noir**
My name is Noir.
**[06:09] Dory**
Then... Nory!
**[06:12] Dory**
I'm a Dryade, so call me Dory!
**[06:19] Noir**
Okay.
**[06:30] Noir**
So that's your real body?
**[06:33] Dory**
The monster is near the trunk.
**[06:39] Dory**
There are monsters called Bronze Bees
on this level, but that one bee is gold.
**[06:45] Dory**
I'm sure it's some kind of mutation.
**[06:47] Noir**
It doesn't seem to have any friends nearby.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Golden Bee Lv.256
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[06:55] Dory**
Nory?
**[06:56] Noir**
Sorry...
**[06:58] Noir**
That thing will kill me the instant I attack it.
**[07:02] Noir**
Its level is 256. That's four times mine.
**[07:10] Dory**
I understand. It was rude of me
to ask you that out of the blue.
**[07:14] Dory**
Thank you for hearing me ou—
**[07:19] Noir**
Dory?!
**[07:24] Noir**
It's sucking up her mana from her real body!
**[07:35] Noir**
A-Are you okay?
**[07:37] Dory**
Yes... I feel better now.
**[07:43] Noir**
* I hate to admit it, but I can't*
* defeat that bee right now.*
**[07:47] Noir**
* I can't put my life on the line*
* for someone I just met.*
**[07:57] Noir**
*Her real body is falling apart.*
**[08:00] Noir**
*If it stings her just one more time...*
**[08:04] Dory**
Thank you for hearing me out.
**[08:07] Dory**
T-To thank you...
**[08:09] Dory**
I'll show you how to get
to the eighth floor.
**[08:14] Noir**
*She must be in so much pain...*
**[08:16] Noir**
*She must be so scared...*
**[08:19] Noir**
*And yet, she's smiling.*
**[08:22] Noir**
*I'm a fool...*
**[08:29] Dory**
N-Nory?
**[08:31] Dory**
I'm sorry for troubling you.
**[08:33] Dory**
You don't have to worry
about defeating the mon—
**[08:35] Noir**
No!
**[08:37] Noir**
I can't leave you alone!
Not when you're hurting so much!
**[08:42] Noir**
Besides, you look so much like her...
**[08:47] Noir**
Like my dear friend... when she was little.
**[08:55] Dory**
Nory...
**[09:16] Dory**
That looks like it hurts.
If I lick it, it'll heal faster.
***SIGN*** Noir
**[09:37] Noir**
*My LP is... going up?*
**[09:47] Noir**
*I-If Master saw me in this situation...*
**[09:53] Noir**
*Master?*
**[10:02] Dory**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[10:06] Noir**
I had a breakthrough.
Could you wait a little while?
**[10:15] Olivia**
And here it is!
**[10:19] Olivia**
The student relying on his
master in his moment of need!
**[10:23] Olivia**
I've been waiting for this!
**[10:26] Noir**
Th-That's great, I guess...
**[10:29] Olivia**
So this bee monster... Golden Bee, was it?
**[10:33] Noir**
Yes. It seems like it's pretty powerful.
**[10:38] Olivia**
Honestly, I'd like you to just ignore this one.
**[10:41] Noir**
What?
**[10:42] Olivia**
It'd be extremely difficult for you
to win this fight right now.
**[10:45] Olivia**
I really don't want you to die.
**[10:51] Noir**
But I don't have any choice.
**[10:53] Olivia**
This isn't like you. What's going on?
**[10:55] Olivia**
You fall for the loli tree spirit?
**[10:58] Noir**
N-No!
**[11:00] Noir**
It's just...
**[11:02] Noir**
If I don't save her, she's going to die.
**[11:07] Noir**
Plus, she looks just like
a very close friend of mine.
**[11:10] Noir**
If I just let her die...
**[11:13] Noir**
I feel like I'd never be able
to smile at her again.
**[11:21] Olivia**
Oh, very well.
I'll tell you how you can win.
**[11:24] Noir**
Thank you so much!
**[11:26] Olivia**
But you'd better not die.
**[11:28] Olivia**
I'll go all the way to Hell to punch you if you do.
**[11:31] Noir**
Y-You don't mean Heaven?
**[11:34] Olivia**
Well, I won't be going to Heaven.
**[11:36] Olivia**
I'm a bad girl, after all!
**[11:41] Sign**
7th Floor Again
**[11:42] Noir**
* We found the Golden Bee's nest*
* using Dory's Forest Sensitivity skill.*
**[11:48] Dory**
It hasn't noticed us.
**[11:50] Noir**
Yeah. First, let's go forward
with step one of our plan.
**[11:54] Noir**
*I'll Get Creative, create the skill Target,*
**[11:56] Noir**
*and use it on the Golden Bee.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
**[12:01] Noir**
*And then, the second step...*
**[12:06] Noir**
This is where it gets dangerous.
**[12:09] Noir**
You go hide somewhere, Dory.
**[12:11] Dory**
Okay.
**[12:22] Dory**
Make sure you come back safe.
**[12:24] Noir**
I-I will.
**[12:32] Noir**
*And the rest is up to me.*
**[12:47] Noir**
Okay, this is just like that
time with the dragon...
**[12:50] Noir**
Th-They're way faster!
**[13:18] Noir**
* So far, so good. Now to make*
* it to the Golden Bee's nest...*
**[13:29] Noir**
N-No! It was just at the nest...
**[13:43] Dory**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[14:05] Noir**
Lightning Strike!
**[14:09] Noir**
*It's fast!*
**[14:18] Noir**
* I-It's no use. They keep*
* coming straight for me.*
**[14:22] Noir**
* I-I know! The Target*
* skill I Bestowed earlier!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
**[14:29] Noir**
I can use Editor!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies to
target the skill holder more
easily, especially by Silver
Wolves, who will consider
it their natural enemy.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[14:52] (Flashback) Olivia**
So how do the monsters in the forest
on the seventh floor get along?
**[14:56] (Flashback) Noir**
From what I saw, the Silver Wolves
really seemed to look out for each other.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Olivia**
That might work to your advantage.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
I call it the... "Yesterday's Enemy
Is Today's Pawn" strategy!
**[15:07] ---**
Whatcha think?
**[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia**
Whatcha think?
**[15:22] Noir**
Dory!
**[15:26] Dory**
Nory...
**[15:28] Noir**
You'll be fine now. All that's left is...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Creates a drop of fresh water.
Droplets may be fired.
**[15:46] Noir**
*I'll use Editor on Water Drop.*
***SIGN*** Creates a drop of fresh
or sea water.
Droplets may be fired.
**[15:50] Noir**
*Sea water conducts electricity better. Now...*
**[15:55] Noir**
*I can go for it!*
**[15:57] Noir**
* Lightning strengthening skill!*
* Water Drop x Lightning Strike!*
**[16:22] Noir**
It's over now, Dory.
**[16:25] Dory**
I'm sorry... I couldn't help at all.
**[16:30] Noir**
No, that's not true.
**[16:33] Noir**
You managed to give me more LP.
**[16:36] Dory**
Huh?
**[16:37] Noir**
A-Anyway, the reason we were able
to take down such a powerful enemy
**[16:40] Noir**
is because we worked together.
**[16:46] Dory**
Right!
**[16:51] Dory**
Right in there is where you'll find
what I wanted to give you as thanks.
**[16:55] Noir**
Oh, I see them. But it's a pretty tight squeeze...
**[16:59] Dory**
Then I'll go get them for you.
**[17:08] Dory**
These were the two items
inside the treasure chests.
**[17:12] Dory**
I wonder what they are.
**[17:15] Noir**
These are...
**[17:17] Noir**
* Get Creative and Create the*
* skill Discerning Eye for Items.*
***SIGN*** Wind Selection
***SIGN*** Grade A
**[17:25] Noir**
* This'd be great for Emma,*
* since she has the wind attribute!*
**[17:27] Noir**
*And this...*
***SIGN*** Fruitful Drop
***SIGN*** Grade AAA
**[17:29] Noir**
Yes! This is amazing!
**[17:31] Noir**
This was definitely worth all the trouble!
**[17:34] Noir**
Thanks, Dory!
**[17:36] Dory**
I'm so happy.
**[17:44] Noir**
Wow, this place was really hard to find.
I never would've found it on my own.
**[17:49] Noir**
Thanks.
**[17:52] Nori**
Dory?
**[17:53] Dory**
Nory, are you leaving already?
**[17:59] Noir**
We'll see each other again soon.
**[18:01] Noir**
Next time, I'll bring something
yummy from my world.
**[18:05] Dory**
Really?
**[18:07] Noir**
Yeah. Let's keep doing our best together!
**[18:11] Dory**
Right.
**[18:24] Noir**
*I then gave the rare item to Lola...*
**[18:30] Noir**
* And the day of her battle*
* against Sarah finally arrived.*
**[18:36] Guild Master**
I will now announce the receptionist ranking
for the Adventurer Guild Odin.
***SIGN*** We've been waiting for this!
**[18:45] Guild Master**
We've already converted each
receptionist's scores into chips,
**[18:49] Guild Master**
which have been given to
their respective adventurers.
**[18:52] Guild Master**
Each adventurer will reveal
one chip at a time,
**[18:55] Guild Master**
and the last one remaining
will be the victor.
***SIGN*** Hurry it up!
**[19:02] Guild Master**
All right. Let the count... begin!
**[19:14] Noir**
*The chips were placed one by one,*
**[19:17] Noir**
* and the other adventurers around me*
* tapped out one after another.*
**[19:22] Noir**
*And then...*
**[19:23] Guild Master**
Only two remain. It all comes
down to Sarah and Lola.
***SIGN*** I knew it'd be these two!
***SIGN*** You've both got this!
**[19:45] Guild Master**
Has Lola run out of points?
***SIGN*** So Sarah wins?
**[20:17] Guild Master**
The winner is Lola!
Lola is the queen of the receptionists!
**[20:22] Lola**
No way... R-Really?
**[20:29] Sarah**
She cheated! She totally cheated!
**[20:31] Sarah**
That's the only way she could've won!
**[20:34] Lola**
Do you have any proof?
**[20:35] Sarah**
P-Proof?
**[20:37] Lola**
No?
**[20:38] Sarah**
W-Well...
**[20:40] Lola**
I guess not. Unbelievable.
**[20:42] Lola**
You can't say I cheated
if you don't have any proof.
**[20:46] Lola**
Anyway, I won, so don't ever steal
anyone else's adventurers again.
**[20:52] Lola**
Especially not Noir.
**[20:55] Sarah**
I can't believe this broke my streak...
**[21:00] Noir**
D-Don't be so sad!
**[21:03] Noir**
Coming in second is great, too!
**[21:06] Sarah**
Oh, you're the only one
who understands me, Noir!
**[21:15] Noir**
*Th-This is...*
**[21:17] Noir**
*how to get to Sarah's house?*
**[21:21] Lola**
Why, you little...
**[21:22] Sarah**
Yikes! A demon receptionist!
**[21:24] Lola**
Who're you callin' a demon?!
**[21:28] Sarah**
Eek! How frightening!
**[21:29] Lola**
Ugh! That's enough!
**[21:29] Noir**
* Well, anyway, everything's*
* peaceful again at Odin.*
**[21:31] Sarah**
Save me, Noir!
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:06] Alice**
Alice Theater.
**[23:11] Noir**
Say, Alice...
**[23:13] Noir**
The thing is, I want you to... step on me.
**[23:17] Alice**
Step on you?
**[23:19] Noir**
There are some people who
are into that kind of thing...
**[23:22] Noir**
And my LP did shoot up with
Ms. Elna sitting on me, too...
**[23:28] Alice**
Excuse me, then.
**[23:34] Noir**
I-Insult me, too.
**[23:37] Alice**
B-But...
**[23:38] Noir**
You can do it! I believe in you, Alice!
**[23:42] Alice**
Aren't you embarrassed,
making your little sister do this?
**[23:49] Alice**
This is our little secret.
**[23:53] Alice**
You can't tell anyone, understand?
**[24:02] Emma**
Next time, "To the Gala."
***SIGN*** #09 "To the Gala"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kiseri Matsumiya
# E9 - To the Gala
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPJXX/to-the-gala)
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**[00:02] Emma**
Wind Selection?
**[00:04] Noir**
Yeah. I got it in a dungeon,
**[00:07] Noir**
but you have more of a knack
for the wind attribute.
**[00:10] Emma**
Well... thanks.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
new!
**[00:19] Noir**
You gained two new skills!
**[00:21] Emma**
You're right.
**[00:23] Emma**
I can feel power flowing through me.
**[00:27] Emma**
Run Like the Wind!
**[00:33] Emma**
Wind Slash!
**[00:40] Noir**
That was great. Looks like you'll get
the hang of them in no time.
**[00:44] Emma**
Yeah. Thanks so much, Noir!
**[00:49] Noir**
What's the matter? You seem a bit down.
**[00:52] Emma**
N-No, it's not that.
**[00:56] Emma**
Anyway, would you like to go to
a party with me this weekend?
**[01:00] Noir**
Isn't that just for nobles?
**[01:03] Emma**
Yeah, I have to dance...
**[01:07] Emma**
and I want to dance with you.
**[01:10] Emma**
Do you not want to?
**[01:11] Noir**
I wouldn't say that...
**[01:16] Emma**
So you're fine with me
dancing with other boys...
**[01:18] Noir**
W-Wait!
**[01:20] Noir**
I'll go! I'll go to this party.
**[01:23] Emma**
That's good.
**[01:25] Emma**
But you know...
**[01:27] Emma**
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
**[01:32] Noir**
Huh?
**[01:34] Emma**
If someone kidnapped me and
did questionable things to me...
**[01:37] Emma**
You'd probably think I was dirty and hate me.
**[01:40] Noir**
Emma...
**[01:42] Emma**
Noir... You doofus.
***SIGN*** #09 "To the Gala"
**[03:21] Noir**
I'm home.
**[03:28] Noir**
Wh-What the heck is going on?
**[03:32] Alice**
We can't seem to find an open shop
to use as our rare items shop.
**[03:36] Noir's Dad**
They keep saying they won't
rent or sell any space
**[03:39] Noir's Dad**
to people who aren't proper nobles!
**[03:42] Noir's Dad**
Are they saying I'm not a proper noble?!
**[03:44] Noir**
*In the plan to open a rare items shop...*
**[03:47] Noir**
*My father's in charge of finding a location.*
**[03:49] Noir**
* My job is to bring back items*
* we can sell from the dungeon...*
**[03:54] Noir**
* But the Stardia family is a baronet family,*
* so we're always ridiculed.*
***SIGN*** Baronet
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Marquess
***SIGN*** Duke
**[03:58] Noir**
* That's also why I was hesitant*
* to go to the party with Emma.*
**[04:02] Noir**
We don't need to be in any hurry, Father.
**[04:06] Noir**
I had no faith in you to begin with.
**[04:08] Noir's father**
Do you really have to say that?!
**[04:11] Noir**
A-Anyway...
**[04:13] Noir**
Father, do you have any clothes
suitable for a party?
**[04:17] Noir's dad**
A party? Why?
**[04:19] Noir**
Emma's going to attend one,
and I'm going with her.
**[04:22] Noir's dad**
I see. In that case...
**[04:26] Noir's dad**
Ta-da! The best suit I have!
**[04:29] Noir**
The size seems fine...
**[04:32] Noir**
But it seems dirty and has a funny smell.
**[04:35] Noir's dad**
Well, I spilled some alcohol on it
and just left it like that for years.
**[04:41] Noir**
I'll just buy a new one.
***SIGN*** The Day of the Party
**[04:49] Noble 1**
I look forward to tonight.
**[04:51] Noble 2**
Good evening.
**[04:55] Romy**
It's been so long, Noir.
**[04:59] Noir**
Lord Ladan and Lady Romy,
I'm glad to see you're both well!
**[05:02] Ladan**
Look how much you've grown.
**[05:04] Ladan**
I remember the little boy wetting
his pants like it was just yesterday.
**[05:08] Noir**
P-Please forget about that.
**[05:12] Noir**
Anyway, where's Emma?
**[05:13] Romy**
She's getting dressed.
Girls have a lot to do.
**[05:18] Noir**
R-Right...
**[05:20] Ladan**
By the way... Did Emma tell you about today?
**[05:24] Noir**
Huh? You mean dancing with her?
**[05:26] Ladan**
Ah, so she hasn't told you...
**[05:31] Emma**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
**[05:37] Emma**
Do I look weird?
**[05:40] Noir**
Y-You don't look weird at all!
**[05:43] Emma**
I'm glad.
**[05:56] Bourne**
Welcome, esteemed guests.
**[06:00] Bourne**
There is something that I must tell you.
**[06:06] Bourne**
A few days ago, I received a proclamation.
**[06:10] Bourne**
The sender was none other than...
the Phantom Thief Phantom.
**[06:15] Noble**
The Phantom Thief? Here?
**[06:16] Noble**
Not you, too, Earl Bourne.
**[06:18] Noir**
Phantom's the one everyone's
been talking about lately.
**[06:29] Bourne**
But have no fear.
**[06:31] Bourne**
It appears the thief wishes to steal my
Mermaid's Tear, but that will not happen.
**[06:38] Bourne**
Adventurers from this kingdom's
greatest guild, Lahmu, are guarding it!
**[06:44] Noir**
*So they're from Lahmu...*
**[06:47] Noir**
*Is that pretty lady a martial artist?*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Leila Overlock Lv.148
***SIGN*** Age
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[06:50] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa, she's strong!*
**[06:52] Noir**
*She's my age, and her level's that high?*
**[06:54] Bourne**
The Mermaid's Tear has already been secured.
**[06:59] Bourne**
Phantom will never find the jewel!
**[07:03] Noble**
Then we're safe.
**[07:04] Noble**
Thank goodness.
**[07:05] Bourne**
Now, everyone,
**[07:07] Bourne**
enjoy tonight's gala in peace,
with no fear of this petty thief!
**[07:15] Noir**
Emma?
**[07:17] Noir**
Did Phantom threaten you?
**[07:18] Emma**
N-No. I don't know anything about them.
There's nothing to worry about.
**[07:23] Emma**
Come on. It's almost time to dance.
**[07:26] Noir**
Sure...
**[07:29] Noir**
*The dancers perform in order of their ranks.*
**[07:32] Noir**
*Apparently, Emma and I are going last.*
**[07:35] Mike**
Oh, Miss Emma!
**[07:37] Mike**
It's me! Mike from the House of Kentall.
**[07:40] Mike**
You've become even more beautiful!
**[07:43] Emma**
You're as dashing as ever, Lord Mike.
You have a way with words, as usual.
**[07:48] Noir**
*Emma is used to dealing with nobles.*
**[07:51] Noir**
*To be honest, she seems a bit distant.*
**[07:54] Mike**
Miss Emma... would you reconsider
my request to court you?
**[08:01] Emma**
My answer won't change.
**[08:03] Mike**
Does someone already have your heart?
**[08:08] Mike**
Who are you?
**[08:10] Noir**
I've been friends with Emma
since we were little.
**[08:11] Noir**
My name is Noir Stardia.
I belong to a baronet family.
**[08:14] Mike**
Ah, a baronet...
**[08:19] Mike**
Why don't we have a little competition?
**[08:22] Mike**
Let's see who can lead Miss
Emma better in this dance.
**[08:25] Mike**
We'll be wagering a date with her.
**[08:27] Emma**
Hey, I didn't agree to this!
**[08:30] Noir**
I accept.
**[08:31] Emma**
Huh?!
**[08:32] Mike**
Then it's settled.
**[08:34] Mike**
The applause from the crowd
will tell us who the winner is.
**[08:37] Mike**
I will be going first.
**[08:40] Emma**
N-Noir...
**[08:41] Noir**
It's okay. Don't worry.
**[08:48] Noir**
* It's not like me to just*
* accept a challenge like that.*
**[08:53] Noir**
*But I couldn't bear to watch*
**[08:55] Noir**
* Emma enjoying a conversation*
* with someone else.*
**[09:19] Emma**
You're up next, Noir.
**[09:21] Noir**
R-Right...
**[09:23] Mike**
I have high hopes for you...
**[09:25] Mike**
Lord Baronet.
**[09:28] Noir**
* Mike's dance was top-notch...*
* but I have to win.*
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.5400
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.5200
***SIGN*** Get Creative
**[09:37] Noir**
*O-Okay...*
**[09:49] Emma**
Hi-yah!
**[09:51] Emma**
You're too tense, Noir.
**[09:53] Noir**
W-Well, yeah, but...
**[09:55] Emma**
We actually get to dance with
each other. Let's enjoy it.
**[10:00] Emma**
Emma is right in front of you, Lord Noir.
**[10:04] Noir**
Right.
**[10:21] Leila**
They look lovely.
**[10:23] Romy**
Noir...
**[10:25] Ladan**
When did he become such a good dancer?
**[10:51] Mike**
Damn it.
**[10:53] Emma**
That was so much fun!
**[10:54] Noir**
Yeah.
**[10:55] Emma**
We really are the best pair!
**[10:59] Noir**
Emma...
**[11:07] Noble**
What's going on?
**[11:10] Phan**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[11:13] Phan**
The one you've all been waiting for,
Phantom Thief Phantom, is here!
**[11:17] Phan**
As I proclaimed, I've come
for the Mermaid's Tear
**[11:21] Phan**
and the baron's daughter, Emma Brightness!
**[11:26] Noir**
Sh-She's here to take Emma?
**[11:29] (Flashback) Emma**
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
**[11:33] Noir**
* She must've received a notice, too...*
* But I didn't even realize...*
**[11:38] Bourne**
Curse you, Phantom!
**[11:41] Bourne**
We're counting on you,
adventurers from Lahmu!
**[11:43] Bourne**
Leader Leila!
**[11:44] Leila**
Leave it to me!
**[11:48] Leila**
Sh-She's fast!
**[11:51] Noir**
E-Emma, take my hand!
**[11:53] Phan**
You should be more careful.
**[11:56] Noir**
Emma!
**[11:57] Emma**
N-Noir!
**[11:59] Phan**
I'll be taking her. Thanks!
**[12:02] Noir**
Emma!
**[12:05] Noble**
Where's the thief?!
**[12:07] Noble**
Where's Phantom?!
**[12:09] Bourne**
Th-The Mermaid's Tear!
**[12:16] Bourne**
I-It's safe...
**[12:22] Bourne**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[12:25] Tom**
You let your guard down, Earl.
**[12:29] Tom**
Now we've taken both things
we said we'd take.
**[12:33] Phan**
Have a wonderful evening, everyone!
**[12:42] Leila**
There were two of them?
**[12:44] Leader**
I'll go after the guy!
Leila, go after the woman!
**[12:47] Leila**
Roger!
**[12:48] Noir**
I'm sorry!
**[12:51] Noir**
I-I'm coming, too!
**[12:53] Leila**
Who are you?
**[12:54] Noir**
I'm Noir Stardia. I'm an adventurer
belonging to Odin!
**[12:59] Leila**
Sorry, but you need to stay out of this.
**[13:01] Leila**
Not because you belong to a rival guild,
**[13:03] Leila**
but this is just too dangerous
for an ordinary adventurer.
**[13:06] Leila**
Let us handle this—
**[13:08] Noir**
No!
**[13:09] Noir**
I won't...
**[13:11] Noir**
I won't let anyone take Emma!
**[13:15] Leila**
All right.
**[13:16] Leila**
I'm Leila. Make sure you don't slow me down.
**[13:23] Leila**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[13:37] Phan**
Hmph. You're awfully persistent.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Phan Bertholda Lv.190
***SIGN*** Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[13:43] Noir**
Be careful of her Summoning skill!
**[13:46] Leila**
Are you using Discerning Eye?
That's quite the skill.
**[13:50] Phan**
Well, I guess I don't need
to hide that skill anymore.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Firebird Lv.50
***SIGN*** Skill
**[14:03] Phan**
This is your only chance to back off.
**[14:07] Noir**
Emma is my precious friend!
I'd rather die than abandon her!
**[14:12] Phan**
Well, aren't you a feisty one?
**[14:22] Noir**
O-Oh, no!
**[14:30] Noir**
This is the Demon Fist?! Whoa...
**[14:33] Phan**
What's the matter?
**[14:35] Phan**
You won't be able to save
your precious friend like that.
**[14:48] Leila**
That firebird is in the way!
**[14:50] Noir**
*If I can just delete Summoning...*
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***SIGN***
***SIGN*** LP needed to delete: 6000
Available LP: 5200
**[14:55] Noir**
*I can't! I don't have enough LP!*
**[15:01] Leila**
Every time we get closer, she escapes above!
**[15:05] Phan**
I wonder who's gonna die first.
**[15:08] Noir**
*I-I'll just have to...*
**[15:14] Phan**
H-He has a lightning spell?
**[15:16] Noir**
I was able to see that you're weak
against lightning with my Discerning Eye.
**[15:21] Phan**
Yeah? So... what?
**[15:25] Phan**
You can't hit me if I'm out of range!
**[15:29] Noir**
* The range for Lightning Strike*
* is just three meters...*
**[15:33] Phan**
Looks like she's having a hard time, too.
She's getting steamed quite nicely.
**[15:42] Noir**
*Leila physically strikes her opponents.*
**[15:44] Noir**
* Going up against that bird*
* is the worst for her.*
**[15:47] Noir**
*But now that the woman's away...*
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***SIGN*** Phoenix
***SIGN***
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***SIGN*** LP.5200
To Get Creative and Bestow
***SIGN*** LP.4200
To Get Creative and Bestow
**[15:58] Phan**
Wha... What do you think you're doing?!
**[16:01] Noir**
Leila, now!
**[16:03] Leila**
Got it!
**[16:08] Noir**
I'll use Water Drop to back you up!
**[16:12] Phan**
Not happening!
**[16:21] Phan**
Why... is there lightning...
**[16:24] Noir**
I used my Magical Fusion skill to combine
Water Drop and Lightning Strike.
**[16:29] Noir**
Thanks for falling for that.
**[16:31] Leila**
I'll take care of the rest!
**[16:38] Phan**
Wh-What's with you two?
**[16:43] Noir**
Emma!
**[16:45] Noir**
Emma!
**[16:50] Emma**
Noir...
**[16:51] Noir**
Sh-She's still not waking up...
**[16:54] Leila**
That's probably due to magic.
**[16:58] Noir**
You're an amazing martial artist.
**[17:02] Leila**
My parents are both adventurers.
They've trained me ever since I was little.
**[17:06] Leila**
I actually came here to study abroad
with my younger brother and joined Lahmu.
**[17:11] Leila**
So...
**[17:12] Noir**
Since I'm in Odin, that makes you my rival.
**[17:16] Leila**
Yeah, but...
**[17:18] Leila**
That doesn't mean we
can't be friends, does it?
**[17:21] Noir**
You're right. Let's be friends.
**[17:27] Leader**
You guys!
**[17:30] Leila**
Leader! Where's the guy?
**[17:33] Leader**
I caught him and handed
him over to the earl.
**[17:36] Leader**
That's why I came to back you up.
**[17:38] Leila**
Thanks, but there's no need.
**[17:41] Leila**
We caught her, too.
**[17:45] Noir**
*That expression...*
**[17:46] Noir**
*And did he always have that earring?*
**[17:49] Leader**
Well done, Leila! And...
**[17:53] Leila**
He's Noir Stardia.
**[17:55] Noir**
*Just in case, I'll use Discerning Eye.*
***SIGN*** Skills
**[18:02] Noir**
What?
**[18:04] Leila**
Wh-What are you...
**[18:11] Leader**
Now, grovel.
**[18:14] Leila**
M-My body feels heavy...
**[18:17] Leila**
Is this the Gravity Manipulation skill?
**[18:26] Leader**
This way, princess.
**[18:35] Leila**
Wh-What's going on?
**[18:38] Noir**
H-He's in disguise! He's actually...
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***SIGN*** Earring of Deception
***SIGN***
**[18:46] Leader**
Well, that's impressive.
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***SIGN*** Tom Bertholda Lv.154
***SIGN*** Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
**[18:59] Noir**
I knew it! He's the other half of Phantom!
**[19:01] Leila**
N-No...
**[19:03] Tom**
I'm going to make Miss Emma my wife.
**[19:08] Tom**
I've always taken whatever I wanted, you see.
**[19:13] Noir**
Wh-Why are you after Emma?
**[19:16] Tom**
I saw her around town,
and it was love at first sight.
**[19:19] Tom**
So I followed her and did some research.
**[19:23] Tom**
And now... she's finally mine!
**[19:28] Noir**
Stop!
**[19:33] Tom**
Give it up.
**[19:35] Tom**
A weakling like you could never
be the knight who protects her.
**[19:40] Noir**
L-Let go of Emma!
**[19:46] Tom**
You waste your time.
**[19:50] Noir**
E-Emma is...
**[19:54] Leila**
Noir...
**[19:55] Tom**
H-How can you move?
**[19:57] Noir**
Emma is... is...
**[20:01] Noir**
someone very dear to me!
**[20:05] Tom**
Get crushed!
**[20:16] Emma**
Don't do anything weird to my Noir!
**[20:35] Emma**
Noir!
**[20:37] Noir**
E-Emma? Are you okay?
**[20:40] Emma**
Yeah, I can move just fine.
**[20:43] Emma**
Sorry. I guess I was kidnapped.
**[20:48] Noir**
Well, it was super dark...
**[20:51] Emma**
But... But did they do anything weird to me?
**[20:57] Emma**
Do you think I'm dirty now?
**[21:01] Noir**
Emma...
**[21:10] Leader**
I'm sorry... I can't believe I...
**[21:13] Bourne**
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
**[21:16] Bourne**
I promise to repay you for this another day.
**[21:20] Ladan**
Noir... Thank you so much.
**[21:24] Romy**
You truly are Emma's hero.
**[21:26] Noir**
It was nothing...
**[21:28] Noir**
I'm sure if I was kidnapped,
Emma would come save me, too.
**[21:33] Emma**
Of course!
**[21:35] Emma**
I'd even go to the depths of Hell! Right?
**[21:40] Noir**
*H-Her eyes are a bit scary...*
**[21:43] Noir**
*With that, everything was resolved.*
**[21:46] Sign**
For Rent
**[21:46] Noir**
*To thank us, the earl agreed to help us
get a location for our rare items shop.*
**[21:53] Noir**
It's on the market for 200,000 rels a month,
but they agreed to 20,000 for us.
**[21:57] Noir's father**
We can have it that cheap?!
**[21:59] Noir**
Yes.
**[22:00] Noir**
They also agreed to let us remodel it,
**[22:02] Noir**
so let's make it look really nice.
**[22:04] Noir's father**
Leave it to me! I have excellent taste!
**[22:08] Alice**
Mother and I will take care of the interior.
**[22:10] Alice**
Brother Dearest, please continue
to get us more items.
**[22:14] Noir's father**
Hey! What about me? Hello?
**[22:16] Noir's mother**
You can clean, dear.
**[22:18] Noir's father**
You got it!
**[22:19] Emma**
I'll help with the shop, too.
Let's do our best!
**[22:27] Noir**
*A-Alice's eyes are scaring me a bit...*
**[24:02] Noir and Emma**
Next time, "Let's Go to the Hot Springs."
***SIGN*** #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro
# E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ2K8/lets-go-to-the-hot-springs)
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**[00:05] Elna**
I have two important announcements today.
**[00:07] Elna**
First, I need to introduce
a transfer student.
**[00:10] Elna**
She's a foreign exchange student.
**[00:13] Emma**
A foreign exchange student?
**[00:15] Elna**
Come in.
**[00:23] Leila**
I'm Leila Overlock.
**[00:26] Leila**
I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds.
**[00:28] Leila**
I hope we can all be friends.
**[00:32] Kent**
I hope she punches me.
**[00:33] Girl A**
What's wrong with those boys?
**[00:35] Lenore**
Oh, for crying out loud.
**[00:37] Emma**
She's from Lahmu...
**[00:44] Noir**
* That's Leila. I never thought*
* she'd end up in our class.*
**[00:52] Elna**
You know him?
**[00:54] Leila**
Yes.
**[00:54] Elna**
Then I guess you can sit next to Noir.
**[00:57] Elna**
That's how these things work.
**[01:00] Leila**
It's nice to see you again.
**[01:01] Noir**
Likewise.
**[01:02] Hjorth**
Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir!
**[01:04] Kent**
He's already tight with Emma!
**[01:07] Elna**
Quiet!
**[01:08] Elna**
Now, here's the next announcement.
**[01:11] Elna**
This might be a lot to take in
for your first day in class,
**[01:15] Elna**
but it has to do with the special lesson
the rest of us had been discussing prior.
**[01:18] Leila**
Special lesson?
**[01:20] Noir**
Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition
at the Hero Academy.
**[01:24] Elna**
You! What's the special lesson?
**[01:26] Hjorth**
The training camp!
**[01:28] Elna**
You! And what's a training camp mean?
**[01:30] Kent**
We're going on vacation!
**[01:31] Elna**
And if we're going on a vacation... Say it!
**[01:34] All**
Hot springs!
***SIGN*** #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
**[03:09] Noir**
*And then, the day of our
training camp arrived.*
**[03:13] Elna**
I know hot springs sound fun and all,
**[03:16] Elna**
but there'll be monsters along the way.
**[03:18] Elna**
Stay on your toes.
**[03:19] Class**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:20] Lenore**
Do you go to hot springs often, Leila?
**[03:23] Leila**
This is my first time since coming here.
**[03:25] Amane**
I'm glad you could join us, Maria.
**[03:26] Maria**
Yes, I'm feeling just fine now.
**[03:30] Emma**
Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting
today is known to be great for your skin!
**[03:33] Emma**
Hot springs! Hot springs!
**[03:36] Emma**
Hot springs! Hot springs!
**[03:37] Noir**
*Emma's always loved baths.*
**[03:41] Noir**
* We used to take them together*
* when we were little.*
**[03:43] Emma**
Hot springs!
**[03:43] Noir**
E-Emma, I know you're really excited,
**[03:47] Noir**
but maybe you shouldn't
get in the hot spring.
**[03:50] Emma**
What?! Why not?!
**[03:52] Noir**
Well...
**[03:53] Hjorth**
I heard this hot spring's out in the open.
**[03:56] Kent**
Which means...
**[03:58] Leila**
So that's what's going on.
**[04:00] Maria**
We'll need to keep our guard up.
**[04:02] Amane**
I can sense their lust
all the way over here.
**[04:04] Emma**
Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen.
**[04:07] Noir**
Th-Th-That's not okay!
**[04:09] Emma**
I'm kidding, jeez!
**[04:11] Emma**
I figured you'd stop anyone
from peeking in, Noir.
**[04:14] Emma**
Right?
**[04:15] Maria**
Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us.
**[04:19] Leila**
I see the girls trust you, Noir.
**[04:22] Noir**
Th-That's...
**[04:24] Emma**
We're counting on you, Noir!
**[04:27] Girls**
Yeah!
**[04:30] Noir**
*Uh, I don't know about this...*
***SIGN*** I'm exhausted!
***SIGN*** I'm soaked in sweat.
***SIGN*** I want to get in the hot spring already!
**[04:41] Elna**
We may be on vacation,
but we'll be training, too.
**[04:43] Elna**
Your hubris and carelessness
can lead to trouble.
**[04:46] Elna**
Be prepared for anything.
**[04:47] Hjorth**
Don't worry! We're elites!
**[04:56] Elna**
I saw plenty of fools like you
when I was a mercenary.
**[04:59] Elna**
Of course, they never lasted long.
**[05:02] Elna**
Do you know why?
**[05:04] Hjorth**
I-I have no idea...
**[05:07] Elna**
Because they die.
**[05:11] Elna**
Extremely dangerous monsters
live here on Mt. Amora.
**[05:14] Elna**
Make sure you all figure out
your lines and formations.
**[05:18] Elna**
I'm going to do my best not to interfere.
**[05:28] Noir**
Lines and formations?
What are we supposed to do, exactly?
**[05:34] Leila**
Since the boys are good at CQC,
we'll have them up front.
**[05:37] Leila**
Most of the girls use magic,
so we'll support from behind.
**[05:41] Leila**
I'll be the rear guard.
**[05:43] Noir**
Awesome, Leila! You totally
know what you're doing!
**[05:46] Leila**
I go hunting monsters with
my guildmates all the time.
**[05:50] Hjorth**
She's got both wit and beauty.
**[05:51] Kent**
And soon, we'll see her...
**[06:02] Kent**
It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,
but what if there are traps somewhere?
**[06:07] Hjorth**
Don't worry. I have
the Trap Perception skill.
**[06:10] Noir**
*I just want to get to the hot spring,*
**[06:13] Noir**
*but I doubt my troubles will end there.*
**[06:15] Hjorth**
Noir, step back.
**[06:19] Hjorth**
Talk about a close call.
**[06:29] Noir**
Th-Thanks, Hjorth.
**[06:32] Hjorth**
It's nothing. I don't need a reason
to help out my friends.
**[06:36] Hjorth**
Peek.
**[06:38] Emma**
Look! How cute!
**[06:40] Leila**
That's a rare wildflower.
**[06:44] Noir**
But who put a pitfall here?
**[06:46] Pixie**
I know who did it.
**[06:49] Pixie**
The people who dug that hole
are bad people called bandits.
**[06:54] Noir**
Who are you?
**[06:56] Pixie**
I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster.
**[07:00] Hjorth**
Yeah, she doesn't look bad.
**[07:06] Emma**
She's so cute!
**[07:08] Leila**
She's like a little fairy!
***SIGN*** She's so little and cute!
**[07:13] Noir**
*I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Pixie Lv.5
***SIGN***
Skill
**[07:17] Noir**
*That Monster Puppetry skill
is a bit concerning.*
**[07:19] Noir**
*As for Ms. Elna...*
**[07:23] Noir**
*Guess this is all up to us students.*
**[07:26] Pixie**
You're all headed to the
hot spring, aren't you?
**[07:29] Pixie**
I know a shortcut!
**[07:31] Hjorth**
A shortcut? Tell us!
**[07:34] Kent**
We want to get there fast!
**[07:36] Pixie**
This way.
***SIGN*** Score!
***SIGN*** I guess some monsters can be good.
***SIGN*** We can finally get in the hot spring!
**[07:53] Pixie**
It's just about a five-minute
walk to the hot spring.
**[07:56] Noir**
It's pretty dark in here, and the
formation we came up with is shot now.
**[08:01] Hjorth**
Oh, we'll be fine.
**[08:02] Hjorth**
If it seems dangerous, we can turn back.
**[08:05] Hjorth**
And I can detect traps, remember?
**[08:07] Noir**
Yeah, but...
**[08:12] Pixie**
Why did you draw your sword?
**[08:15] Noir**
Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward.
**[08:19] Pixie**
But it's scary! Please put it away.
**[08:22] Noir**
But, I mean...
**[08:25] Noir**
Wait!
**[08:27] Noir**
Those holes... I think something
might be hiding in them.
**[08:32] Pixie**
There's nothing in them.
**[08:34] Pixie**
If there were any monsters,
I'd get attacked.
**[08:38] Noir**
True, but you have the
Monster Puppetry skill.
**[08:44] Noir**
You're using that skill
to control some monsters
**[08:46] Noir**
so they'll ambush us, right?
**[08:48] Hjorth**
Wait, seriously?
**[08:51] Pixie**
I guess there's no point
in hiding it anymore!
**[08:54] Pixie**
Get them, Lizardmen!
**[09:02] Noir**
G-Guys!
**[09:04] Noir**
We just need to regroup,
get back into formation,
**[09:06] Noir**
and deal with them one by—
**[09:09] Hjorth**
Get them!
**[09:11] Kent**
We're definitely going to peek...
***SIGN*** ...into the women's bath!
***SIGN*** Don't get in our way!
**[09:17] Noir**
*You guys want to peek that badly?!*
**[09:23] Noir**
Crap! The girls!
**[09:26] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[09:30] Emma**
You're not gonna stand between
me and my hot spring!
**[09:37] Noir**
*This hot spring must be something else...*
**[09:43] Pixie**
Th-This wasn't supposed to happen...
**[09:45] Pixie**
H-Humans are all ugly and stupid!
**[09:48] Pixie**
Die! Nyah!
**[09:52] Noir**
Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms.
**[10:03] Elna**
Now do you understand?
**[10:06] Elna**
There are monsters that try to act
innocent to lure you into traps,
**[10:11] Elna**
so you need to be careful—
**[10:11] Hjorth**
Hey!
**[10:13] Hjorth**
Look over there! I see it!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** We're here!
***SIGN*** I'm beat!
***SIGN*** I want to wash all my sweat off.
**[10:21] Elna**
Like any of you are listening.
**[10:26] S Class Boys**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[10:35] Matron**
You must be from the Hero Academy.
**[10:37] Matron**
The bathing times are designated and split
between the men and the women.
**[10:42] Matron**
It's currently open only
for our lady guests.
**[10:44] Emma**
Hot spring! Hot spring!
**[10:47] Maria**
That was rather tiring.
**[10:48] Amane**
Yes. I'd love to wash off all
this sweat immediately, but...
**[10:53] Hjorth**
Ladies, please. Not to worry.
**[10:56] Hjorth**
We may be rotten, but we are still
students of the Hero Academy.
**[11:00] Hjorth**
We are heroes! Therefore, we would
never ever do something so wrong
**[11:04] Hjorth**
as practice voyeuristic activities!
**[11:05] S Class Boys**
We would never!
**[11:07] Leila**
W-Well, if you say so...
**[11:09] Amane**
I guess...
**[11:11] Noir**
* This must be thanks to the fact that*
* we defeated those monsters together!*
**[11:15] Noir**
*I'm so glad they changed their min—*
**[11:17] Hjorth**
You guys wanna go see some naked girls?!
**[11:20] Boys**
Yeah!
**[11:22] Noir**
*I-I was naïve...*
***SIGN*** The time has come!
***SIGN*** Let's do this!
***SIGN*** Burn that sight into your eyes!
**[11:33] Hjorth**
I am the one who proposed a plan
to nurture these young men,
**[11:36] Hjorth**
and I shall also act as your leader.
My name is Hjorth Boyle.
**[11:39] Hjorth**
Despite our pure, fiery passion,
**[11:41] Hjorth**
we must do everything we can to
avoid being labeled peeping toms!
**[11:47] Hjorth**
That's why we're using these!
**[11:49] Kent**
Hell yeah! This is perfect!
**[11:51] Kent**
Let's do this!
***SIGN*** I put it on backwards!
**[11:54] Hjorth**
Noir, here's yours.
**[11:57] Noir**
Oh, uh...
**[12:01] Hjorth**
What's wrong? Hurry up.
**[12:04] Noir**
I-I don't...
**[12:06] (Flashback) Emma**
We're counting on you, Noir!
**[12:08] (Flashback) Girls**
Yeah!
**[12:13] Noir**
I can't participate in this.
**[12:20] Hjorth**
He's a traitor! Capture him!
**[12:48] Leila**
We can finally relax.
**[12:50] Emma**
Yeah!
**[12:53] Emma**
Hey, did you see the bath?
**[12:55] Maria**
I did. It's so big!
**[12:58] Amane**
And the view is lovely.
**[13:00] Emma**
Okay! I'm getting in first!
***SIGN*** Hold it!
***SIGN*** Traitor!
**[13:05] Hjorth**
Go, go, go! Head right
into the women's bath!
**[13:10] Noir**
*I-I have to stop them somehow!*
**[13:14] Hjorth**
There! That's it!
**[13:16] Noir**
*Oh, no...*
**[13:19] Elna**
Earthen Wall.
***SIGN*** Ow...
**[13:37] Noir**
Ms. Elna! Perfect timing!
**[13:41] Elna**
I never thought you'd be the one, Noir...
**[13:43] Elna**
If you thought you could sneak a peek,
you've got another thing coming.
**[13:46] Noir**
N-N-No! I'm trying to
stop the other boys, too!
**[13:50] Elna**
Uh-huh...
**[13:55] Hjorth**
Do not falter! Advance!
**[13:59] Elna**
I'm afraid your words aren't enough.
**[14:01] Noir**
I know...
**[14:05] Elna**
I'm going to rake you across the coals.
**[14:07] Noir**
Your backs are wide open!
**[14:09] Noir**
Stone Bullet!
**[14:11] Elna**
Earthen Bullet!
***SIGN*** Boobies...
***SIGN*** Butts...
***SIGN*** Armpits...
***SIGN*** Napes...
**[14:22] Noir**
Th-They're so persistent.
**[14:24] Elna**
I guess you all want more punishment.
**[14:27] Hjorth**
I don't want any meaningless bloodshed.
**[14:29] Hjorth**
Do not get in the way of the
villainous organization Dark Sword.
**[14:33] Noir**
Didn't you say something about a plan
to nurture young men earlier?
**[14:36] Hjorth**
What? I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[14:39] Elna**
That voice... You must be Hjorth.
**[14:41] Hjorth**
I guess it's futile now.
**[14:49] Elna**
Noir, I'll take care of things here.
**[14:52] Hjorth**
Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna!
**[15:06] Noir**
M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay?
**[15:10] Elna**
Noir, you saved me...
So I'll let this slide.
**[15:13] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:16] Elna**
Move your hands already.
**[15:18] Noir**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[15:22] Hjorth**
Did you see that?!
**[15:25] Elna**
You're more powerful than usual.
You did something, didn't you?
**[15:30] Hjorth**
You figured it out?
**[15:31] Hjorth**
Yes... It's all so I can see
the girls in our class naked!
**[15:44] Hjorth**
I collected tons of magical potions
and items to make myself more muscular!
**[15:49] Hjorth**
I used my whole life savings!
**[15:52] Elna**
Your stupidity is on another level.
**[15:54] Elna**
You did all that just to
see your classmates naked?
**[15:58] Hjorth**
*Just* to? *Just* to see that?!
**[16:02] Hjorth**
Of course I did!
**[16:04] Hjorth**
I get excited *because* they're my classmates!
**[16:09] Hjorth**
True lewdness is best
when it's within reach!
**[16:13] Hjorth**
I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe!
**[16:19] Elna**
O-Oh... My bad, I guess.
**[16:22] Noir**
W-We can clearly see you're
passionate about this,
**[16:25] Noir**
but I think there's a
line you shouldn't cross.
**[16:27] Hjorth**
Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir.
**[16:30] Hjorth**
This is what guys dream about.
This is our *dream*.
**[16:36] Noir**
*I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too.*
**[16:40] Hjorth**
You want to see them, too, don't you?
**[16:43] Hjorth**
Then go ahead and look!
**[16:46] Hjorth**
Come on! Let's go look!
**[16:48] Noir**
*He's got a point. He's got a point, but...*
**[16:54] Noir**
I can't hurt any girls' feelings
over our selfish desires!
**[16:59] Hjorth**
Huh?
**[17:01] Noir**
Naked girls are precious!
**[17:04] Noir**
Cheating to get a peek is despicable!
**[17:08] Hjorth**
You stupid... little traitor!
**[17:12] Elna**
Noir!
**[17:13] Noir**
It's okay!
**[17:19] Elna**
Hjorth has powered up his
muscles to their limits.
**[17:22] Elna**
He's dangerous!
**[17:22] Noir**
This is a fight over a true man's
conviction! I can't lose!
**[17:29] Hjorth**
I will get to the women's
bath no matter what!
**[17:32] Noir**
I-I won't let you!
**[17:40] Hjorth**
Heh! The one who has stronger
ideals will always win the battle!
**[17:46] Hjorth**
I guess that's all you've got.
**[17:48] Hjorth**
I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked.
**[17:52] Noir**
I-I can't lose...
**[17:56] Noir**
* I'll Get Creative and*
* make the Powerless skill...*
**[18:00] Noir**
*and Bestow it on him!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2200
***SIGN***
Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Hjorth
**[18:05] Hjorth**
Wha—
**[18:07] Noir**
I'm not...
**[18:12] Noir**
going to lose in this
battle of determination!
**[18:29] Elna**
Looks like it's all over.
**[18:33] Elna**
I got to witness your true determination.
**[18:35] Noir**
Ms. Elna...
**[18:41] Elna**
What's so funny?
**[18:43] Hjorth**
Too bad. We still won.
**[18:50] Hjorth**
Go forth! Our short and
unnoticeable speedster, Kent!
**[18:54] Kent**
* I was just playing possum!*
* Don't worry, guys! I've got you!*
**[18:58] Kent**
* I'll make sure to write a report*
* about my findings!*
**[19:01] Noir**
H-Hold it!
**[19:03] Kent**
I'll be right there, girls!
**[19:07] Noir**
He's so fast!
**[19:09] Noir**
Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
***SIGN*** LP needed: 2000
**[19:11] Noir**
*Two thousand?!*
**[19:12] Noir**
* I guess it costs more to*
* affect skills they're good at.*
**[19:16] Kent**
Almost there...
**[19:18] Noir**
*I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that.*
**[19:21] Noir**
*I'd be risking my life, but...*
**[19:24] Kent**
Emma's colossal melons!
I'm gonna get an eyeful!
**[19:28] Noir**
*I'm going to stop him!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2200
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP. 200
***SIGN*** Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
**[19:34] Kent**
My legs...
**[19:35] Noir**
Okay!
**[19:38] Noir**
He just won't give up!
**[19:40] Kent**
We win, suckers!
**[19:43] Noir**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[19:56] Noir**
Girls! Get out of the bath right now!
There's a peeping tom!
**[20:02] Noir**
Huh?
**[20:07] Emma**
Noir? What are you doing?
**[20:09] Noir**
Huh? What are you girls doing?
I thought you were going to take a bath.
**[20:14] Emma**
We got undressed and were about to...
**[20:17] Leila**
But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off.
**[20:19] Noir**
S-So she managed to stop you...
**[20:24] Elna**
Looks like you kept your promise.
**[20:28] Elna**
Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim
to the boys' evil schemes.
**[20:32] Noir**
Th-Thank goodness...
**[20:34] Emma**
Noir?! What's wrong?
**[20:37] Noir**
I-I used up too much LP...
**[20:41] Emma**
Noir? Noir?!
**[20:48] ---**
This is the best!
***SIGN*** It feels so nice!
***SIGN*** My skin feels so smooth!
***SIGN*** It's so warm!
**[20:55] Elna**
Don't remove the towel on
your eyes or your waist.
**[20:58] Noir**
M-Ms. Elna...
**[21:00] Elna**
Don't worry. I trapped
the boys in their room.
***SIGN*** Let us see them naked!
***SIGN*** Let us out!
***SIGN*** Please!
***SIGN*** Let us out!
**[21:10] Elna**
It's all thanks to you that we were
able to stop the boys from peeping,
**[21:14] Elna**
so as a reward, you can bathe with us.
**[21:17] Noir**
I-I get to bathe with you?
**[21:19] Elna**
You fought for the girls,
so I'll allow that much.
**[21:23] Elna**
Right, girls?
***SIGN*** Sure!
**[21:27] Emma**
We're all grateful, Noir.
**[21:29] Maria**
S-So this is a man's...
**[21:32] Amane**
Ah, so this is how your muscles look.
**[21:34] Leila**
Y-You're far more...
**[21:37] Noir**
*A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy?*
**[21:41] Emma**
Noir, you don't have enough LP, right?
**[21:44] Emma**
In that case...
**[21:47] Noir**
E-Emma?! What is that you're
pressing against my face?
**[21:51] Emma**
It's a secret!
**[21:53] Elna**
I guess I'll use these instead
of my ass this time.
**[21:58] Noir**
Ms. Elna, too?!
**[22:00] Noir**
These seem softer than last time!
**[22:05] Lenore**
How disgusting.
**[22:07] Maria**
This is quite a thrilling sight.
**[22:10] Amane**
I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous.
**[22:13] Leila**
I-Is this what this school's always like?
**[22:16] Emma**
Take that!
**[22:17] Elna**
And this, too.
**[22:18] Emma**
Well, Noir? Does that feel nice?
**[22:22] ---**
Take that!
**[22:25] Noir**
*My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night.*
**[24:03] Olivia**
Next time, "Noir's Decision."
***SIGN*** #11 "Noir's Decision"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Pukyunosuke
# E11 - Noir's Decision
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02P09/noirs-decision)
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**[00:01] Noir**
* The Stardia materials shop we'd*
* been planning is finally opening!*
**[00:06] Lola**
Upsy-daisy.
**[00:08] Noir**
W-Wow...
**[00:10] Noir**
That looks like it weighs about 100 kilograms.
**[00:12] Luna**
Lola's stronger than she looks.
**[00:14] Luna**
Though she doesn't realize it.
**[00:27] Lola**
What a lovely shop, Noir.
**[00:30] Luna**
Indeed. There are many rare materials,
so it'll probably be popular.
**[00:34] Luna**
We came here today to help out
with the shop, didn't we?
**[00:37] Luna**
There's still plenty to do.
**[00:38] Lola**
Luna, let go of me! Let go! Noir!
**[00:42] Emma**
I cleaned up the back.
**[00:43] Noir**
Thanks, Emma. That'll help out a lot.
**[00:47] Emma**
Hey, is this for sale, too?
**[00:50] Noir**
Yup. It's one of our shop's top items.
**[00:52] Noir**
That's a sample, so you can all have a taste.
**[01:03] All**
It's delicious!
**[01:05] Emma**
What is this?
**[01:07] Noir**
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
**[01:11] Noir**
* When I ate that golden slime*
* back in the dungeon,*
**[01:13] Noir**
*it turned out to be really tasty.*
**[01:16] Emma**
Hey, by the way,
what's the name of the shop?
**[01:19] Noir**
Well...
**[01:22] Noir**
We talked it over as a family
**[01:24] Noir**
and had trouble deciding
right up to the last minute...
***SIGN*** The Materials Shop With the Best Materials Chosen by Me
**[01:27] (Flashback) Dad**
The Materials Shop With the
Best Materials Chosen by Me!
***SIGN*** All You Need Is Love
**[01:30] (Flashback) Mom**
All You Need Is Love.
**[01:32] (Flashback) Alice**
Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway.
***SIGN*** Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway
**[01:35] (Flashback) Tigerson**
Stardian Rarities.
***SIGN*** Stardian Rarities
***SIGN*** Hidden Curiosities
**[01:38] (Flashback) Noir**
Hidden Curiosities.
**[01:40] Noir**
But we went with Tigerson's suggestion.
**[01:41] Noir**
We figured it'd be better
to have our name in it.
**[01:50] Dad**
I finished handing out all the flyers!
**[01:52] Mom**
Tigey's up front and ready
to be our poster kitty, too.
***SIGN*** Opening
Soon
**[01:55] Alice**
It's finally happening, Big Brother!
**[01:58] Noir**
Yup.
**[02:00] Emma**
Hey, it's time.
**[02:03] Dad**
W-W-Well, should we do it?
Should we count down?
**[02:06] Noir**
Sure. You can start, Father.
**[02:09] Dad**
Okay! Then...
**[02:11] Dad**
Five!
**[02:12] Mom**
Four!
**[02:13] Alice**
Three!
**[02:14] Tigerson**
Two!
**[02:15] Lola; Emma; Luna**
One!
**[02:17] Noir**
Stardian Rarities is officially open!
***SIGN*** #11 "Noir's Decision"
**[03:54] Alice**
Welcome!
**[03:57] Guy customer 1**
Wow.
**[03:58] Guy customer 2**
This is rare.
**[04:00] Woman customer 1**
I could probably use this to make medicine.
**[04:02] Woman customer 2**
This gelatin is good, too.
**[04:06] Dad**
S-So many customers...
**[04:09] Noir**
It's all because you guys
promoted the store so much.
**[04:12] Noir**
Tigerson's doing a great job, too.
***SIGN*** Open
**[04:14] Girl**
Wow!
**[04:15] Kid 1**
It's a lion!
**[04:17] Kid 2**
It's so cool!
**[04:18] Tigerson**
I'll play with you even more
if you buy something inside.
**[04:22] Kid 1**
Really?
**[04:22] Kid 2**
Awesome!
**[04:24] Noir**
Our lineup of merch isn't perfect yet,
but we did everything we could for now.
**[04:29] Dad**
Y-You're right.
**[04:31] Dad**
We worked so hard.
**[04:34] Dad**
This is all thanks to you, Noir.
**[04:36] Dad**
I'm so proud to have you as a son.
**[04:39] Noir**
Father...
**[04:42] Noir**
* I'm the son of a poor noble and*
* lost my job to another noble,*
**[04:45] Noir**
*but I was able to enroll at the Hero Academy,*
**[04:48] Noir**
*and I even saved someone.*
**[04:52] Noir**
*I made a new friend, too.*
**[04:56] Noir**
*A famous noble thanked me...*
**[05:00] Noir**
*And we were able to open up this shop,*
**[05:05] Noir**
*all thanks to my master.*
**[05:12] Olivia**
Hm?
**[05:14] Olivia**
Are you a peeping tom?
You just snuck in here.
**[05:20] Noir**
I guess you figured me out.
**[05:23] Olivia**
I can always tell when you're around, Noir.
**[05:27] Noir**
You're impressive as ever, Master.
**[05:29] Olivia**
What's up? You look all serious.
**[05:32] Noir**
I've come here today to
express my determination.
**[05:37] Olivia**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:38] Noir**
I'm going to free you from those chains.
**[05:40] Olivia**
Huh?
**[05:42] Noir**
I'll end this suffering for you.
**[05:45] Noir**
Please allow me to properly thank you.
**[05:48] Olivia**
Noir...
**[05:50] Olivia**
Thank you for even saying that,
but please, don't push yourself.
**[05:55] Noir**
Don't worry. I'm a coward by nature.
**[05:58] Olivia**
Yeah, you're the type of guy that gathers
all the info you can on the girl you like,
**[06:02] Olivia**
then lose her to another guy
before you can confess
**[06:04] Olivia**
your feelings to her, and end up crying.
**[06:06] Noir**
I'm not that bad!
**[06:08] Olivia**
Okay, sorry.
**[06:11] Noir**
*Yeah. I want to see Master smile.*
**[06:21] Noir**
*Answer my query, Great Sage.*
**[06:26] Great Sage**
*As you wish.*
**[06:28] Noir**
*I want to save Olivia of the hidden dungeon.*
**[06:31] Noir**
* How can I free her from the*
* Death Chains without killing her?*
**[06:34] Great sage**
* I believe... the answer can*
* be found on the 15th floor.*
**[06:38] Noir**
*You believe?*
**[06:39] Noir**
*Could you be more specific?*
**[06:43] Noir**
*Ow!*
**[06:45] Noir**
* The more difficult the question,*
* the worse it gets for me.*
**[06:49] Noir**
Still... I have a clue now.
***SIGN*** Hidden Dungeon 14th Floor
***SIGN*** You will now undergo a trial.
If you are alone, go to 1. If another is with you, go to 2.
**[07:09] Noir**
I'm by myself, so I guess I have to go this way.
**[07:23] Noir**
Th-This is, uh...
***SIGN*** No skills allowed
**[07:29] Noir**
* M-Master did say not to push myself.*
* It might be kinda pathetic, but...*
**[07:35] Emma**
I see. So the reason you became stronger
**[07:37] Emma**
is because of the hidden dungeon
and this Olivia person.
**[07:40] Noir**
Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
I didn't want to put you in danger.
**[07:46] Emma**
So you want to save her
since she helped you out.
**[07:48] Emma**
I'd totally expect that from you.
**[07:50] Noir**
Y-You think so?
**[07:51] Emma**
You're careful when it concerns yourself,
**[07:54] Emma**
but if it's someone else,
you can get pretty reckless.
**[07:57] Emma**
But that's why you have me.
**[08:00] Noir**
Emma...
**[08:01] Emma**
I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
**[08:04] Emma**
We're the ultimate duo!
**[08:07] Noir**
Yeah.
**[08:10] Noir**
Thanks.
**[08:15] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[08:17] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[08:26] Emma**
That password just sounds like
you expressing your life motto.
**[08:29] Noir**
It does almost sound like something I'd say.
**[08:41] Noir**
There's probably a monster in here.
**[08:43] Noir**
Let's head in carefully.
**[08:58] Noir**
It's locked.
**[08:59] Emma**
S-Something's coming!
**[09:06] Dwarf A**
Foul giants! Throw down your weapons!
**[09:09] Noir**
L-Let's just see how this goes.
**[09:11] Emma**
Got it.
**[09:16] Dwarf A**
We're starving! Give us food!
**[09:18] Noir**
O-Okay...
**[09:19] Noir**
Here.
***SIGN*** Whoa! What's that?!
**[09:25] Noir**
This is my skill. I stored away
some food in a different dimension.
**[09:29] Noir**
These are called cookies.
**[09:40] Dwarf A**
I-It's so good!
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Give me a bite!
***SIGN*** Gimme!
**[09:48] Dwarf b**
It's good!
**[09:51] Dwarf C**
It's good!
**[09:54] Emma**
*Disgusting...*
**[09:58] Dwarf B**
Woman, do something funny.
**[10:01] Emma**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:03] Dwarf A**
Oink like a pig.
**[10:04] Dwarf A**
Hurry up and do it!
**[10:10] Emma**
Okay...
**[10:12] Emma**
Oink, oink...
**[10:14] Emma**
Oink, oink...
**[10:16] Emma**
Oink, oink, oink...
**[10:21] Dwarf A**
That's not funny at all.
**[10:24] Dwarf A**
Why are you even alive?
**[10:28] Dwarf A**
Hey! Give us more!
**[10:30] Noir**
Yeah, sure. One sec.
**[10:43] Dwarf B**
My stomach!
**[10:51] Emma**
Noir, what did you do?
**[10:52] Noir**
I Got Creative, made the Poison skill,
and Bestowed it to them.
**[10:55] Noir**
Another result of the skills Master gave me.
**[10:58] Emma**
I see. That's great!
**[11:07] Emma**
You sure had a blast mocking me earlier.
**[11:12] Dwarves**
O-Oink!
**[11:20] Emma**
The next floor is the 15th, right?
**[11:22] Noir**
Yeah.
**[11:23] Noir**
There should be a hint
there on how to save Master.
**[11:32] Noir**
Wait, is this...
**[11:39] Noir**
Master?!
**[11:42] Sign**
Master?
**[11:42] Olivia**
1\an8}The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:49] Emma**
S-So this is Olivia?
**[11:51] Noir**
I-I'm not sure.
**[11:55] Noir**
I mean, it looks just like her.
**[11:58] Noir**
Master! Can you hear me?
**[12:02] Noir**
We can usually talk using telepathy...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Death Chains: Olivia Clone Lv.420
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[12:09] Noir**
These are the real Death Chains?!
**[12:10] Emma**
Wait, so this isn't her?
**[12:12] Noir**
Apparently, it sent information from
level 2 and created a copy of Master.
***SIGN*** Free her without killing her and a path will appear
**[12:23] Noir**
It looks like our only choice is to free her.
**[12:26] Emma**
Leave this to me.
**[12:29] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[12:48] Fake Olivia**
Hey, hey!
**[12:49] Fake Olivia**
Are you the ones who freed me?
**[12:52] Fake Olivia**
Thanks! I couldn't move on my own.
**[12:56] Noir**
Stop acting like Master!
**[12:58] Fake Olivia**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[13:01] Noir**
I know you're the Death Chains!
**[13:05] Fake Olivia**
Aw, I guess you figured it out.
I'm totally shocked.
**[13:09] Noir**
If I defeat you, Master will be freed. Right?
**[13:12] Fake Olivia**
Who knows?
**[13:14] Fake Olivia**
But you know...
**[13:16] Fake Olivia**
I wanted to see how powerful I was, too.
**[13:19] Emma**
Noir!
**[13:21] Noir**
If this recreation isn't complete,
we have a chance.
**[13:25] Noir**
Stone Bullet 40!
**[13:34] Emma**
She's so strong!
**[13:38] Fake Olivia**
I guess it's my turn now.
**[13:44] Emma**
It's so hot!
**[13:44] Noir**
That's Fire Dragon Strike! Be careful!
**[13:47] Fake Olivia**
Take that!
**[13:53] Noir**
I-It's so persistent!
**[13:57] Fake Olivia**
I'm guessing you're about a
Grade B on Dual-Wielded Daggers.
**[14:01] Fake Olivia**
Not that you'll even be able
to scratch me with those.
**[14:06] Noir**
Emma!
**[14:09] Noir**
Are you okay?!
**[14:10] Emma**
I think so.
**[14:12] Fake Olivia**
Okay, get a room, you two.
**[14:16] Fake olivia**
You're pissing me off.
**[14:18] Noir**
O-Oh, no!
**[14:28] Fake Olivia**
Aw, they ran away.
**[14:30] Fake Olivia**
That's no fun.
**[14:37] Noir**
Emma, are you okay?
**[14:38] Emma**
I-I'm fine.
**[14:40] Olivia**
Hey, what the hell?!
**[14:41] Olivia**
You just show up outta nowhere
ready to make out?
**[14:44] Noir**
Master!
**[14:45] Olivia**
Noir, who's that girl?
How could you, when you have me?
**[14:52] Noir**
Emma, this one is the real Master!
**[14:56] Emma**
O-Oh, I see.
**[14:58] Emma**
They really do look alike.
**[15:00] Noir**
Master, this is my precious childhood
friend that I mentioned before.
**[15:04] Noir**
See, we were just on the 15th floor...
**[15:07] Olivia**
I see. So the Death Chains
made a copy of me.
**[15:11] Noir**
Yes. She was incredibly powerful.
**[15:14] Emma**
Olivia, this may be rude to ask you,
**[15:17] Emma**
but do you have any weaknesses?
**[15:19] Emma**
I figure if the fake is a copy of you,
her weaknesses are likely the same.
**[15:23] Olivia**
Emma, was it?
**[15:26] Olivia**
What's your bra size?
**[15:28] Emma**
Huh?
**[15:29] Olivia**
Yours are bigger than mine, huh?
**[15:30] Olivia**
So I won't tell you!
**[15:32] Emma**
Sh-She's really your master?
**[15:35] Noir**
Master, could you just tell us?
**[15:39] Olivia**
But I don't wanna...
**[15:40] Noir**
I'm sure even you must have faced
difficulties in some of your battles.
**[15:45] Olivia**
Maybe, maybe not. I think there were.
**[15:50] Olivia**
And I think it was when I was
fighting in your town, Noir.
**[15:53] Noir**
In my town?
**[15:55] Olivia**
Actually, why not just ignore that thing?
**[15:58] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:59] Olivia**
I'm happy that you're fighting for me,
but you should back down on this one.
**[16:08] Noir**
Why are you so nice to me, Master?
**[16:12] Olivia**
Hm?
**[16:13] Noir**
You gave me your very important set of skills,
and you give me useful information.
**[16:18] Noir**
I haven't actually done anything for you.
**[16:21] Olivia**
Well...
**[16:31] Noir**
Coming down here into
this dungeon and meeting you
**[16:34] Noir**
has greatly changed my life.
**[16:37] Noir**
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't
have been able to protect Emma.
**[16:42] Noir**
So... I'm going to defeat
that thing, no matter what.
**[16:56] Noir**
I'm going to check
Master's records tomorrow.
**[17:00] Noir**
Then we should be able to
determine the fake's weaknesses.
**[17:05] Emma**
One of my parents' friends is a historian.
I'll try talking to them.
**[17:10] Noir**
Sure.
**[17:11] Noir**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Opening Soon
**[17:17] Lola**
This is definitely the best!
**[17:19] Lola**
It'd look perfect on this wall right here!
**[17:22] Luna**
Yeah, no.
**[17:23] Luna**
And I don't think Noir would like
your painting staring at him all day.
**[17:28] Lola**
Noir and I have been destined
for each other since our past lives.
**[17:31] Lola**
I knew the moment we met!
**[17:33] Luna**
Yeah, that's a lie.
**[17:35] Noir**
Hey...
**[17:36] Noir**
I just got back.
**[17:38] Lola**
Noir!
**[17:40] Luna**
What's the matter? You look exhausted.
**[17:44] Noir**
Well, you see...
**[17:46] Lola**
Oh! You must be low on LP!
**[17:49] Luna**
In that case, leave it to us.
**[17:51] Lola**
I don't mind taking it all off for you, Noir.
**[17:56] Noir**
Maybe not right now...
**[18:01] Lola**
I just had a great idea.
**[18:05] Lola**
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
**[18:07] Lola**
So I'll be in front and you can be in back,
whisper, whisper, whisper.
**[18:12] Luna**
I see.
**[18:13] Noir**
U-Um, what are you...
**[18:19] Lola and Luna**
Here!
**[18:27] Lola**
This is Lola and Luna's special
Pretty Girl Sandwich.
**[18:34] Luna**
Don't you just want to gobble us up?
**[18:46] Noir**
*Olivia Servant.*
**[18:49] Noir**
* An extremely powerful adventurer who*
* uses mysterious skills against her enemies.*
**[18:55] Noir**
* When she came to this land,*
* she battled with the cleric Littorine,*
**[18:59] Noir**
*and though the battle was fierce, Olivia won.*
**[19:07] Noir**
*The cleric Littorine.*
**[19:09] Noir**
* She possesses the Sacrifice skill and*
* was able to torment Olivia Servant.*
**[19:15] Noir**
This must be it!
**[19:17] Noir**
*Sacrifice... That must be a pretty rare skill.*
***SIGN*** Sacrifice
***SIGN*** LP needed:
***SIGN*** By sacrificing skills learned, physical and magical abilities are
***SIGN*** increased for a few minutes.
The higher the skill levels, the more powerful the user becomes.
**[19:24] Noir**
* Sacrificing learned skills*
* to level up other abilities...*
**[19:27] Noir**
*It doesn't enhance the other abilities for long,*
**[19:29] Noir**
*and I'll probably have to do it on the spot.*
**[19:35] Noir**
*But this is the only way to deal with the fake.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** LP.13700
***SIGN*** LP. 3700
***SIGN*** Get Creative and
create the skill
**[19:47] Noir**
* I'd like to level up more*
* before I face them again.*
**[19:56] Noir**
I-Is that...
**[20:05] Fake Olivia**
It's Noir Stardia!
**[20:10] Noir**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[20:12] Fake Olivia**
My job is to eliminate any intruders
that come to the 15th floor,
**[20:17] Fake Olivia**
but I don't really care about that anymore.
**[20:20] Noir**
* She copied Master's personality,*
* so she's too uninhibited.*
**[20:25] Noir**
* That must be why she just followed*
* her desires and came here.*
**[20:29] Fake Olivia**
So hey, why do you want to
save your master, anyway?
**[20:33] Noir**
Why wouldn't I?!
**[20:35] Noir**
Being stuck there for 200 years
is just too painful!
**[20:38] Noir**
I want Master to be free!
**[20:40] Fake Olivia**
Well, yeah. She's more than just bound there.
**[20:42] Fake Olivia**
The pain's pretty intense, too.
**[20:46] Fake Olivia**
I make her suffer excruciating pain regularly
**[20:48] Fake Olivia**
and collect information from how she reacts.
**[20:51] Noir**
B-But that's...
**[20:53] Fake olivia**
You mad? Aw, you're adorable!
**[20:56] Noir**
Screw you!
**[21:00] Noir**
* I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,*
* and Night Vision to create...*
**[21:04] Noir**
*Sacrifice!*
**[21:07] Noir**
I-Is this the effect of Sacrifice?
**[21:10] Fake Olivia**
Wait, isn't that skill—
**[21:13] Noir**
I can do this!
**[21:20] Noir**
You're mine!
**[21:21] Fake Olivia**
Damn, you're fast!
**[21:22] Fake Olivia**
Is that what you thought I'd say?
**[21:29] Olivia**
Huh? I felt Noir's consciousness just now...
**[21:39] Noir**
That wasn't a fatal blow...
**[21:43] Noir**
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
**[21:49] Noir**
Wh-What... My body...
**[21:52] Fake Olivia**
You need to use Discerning Eye!
**[21:55] Fake Olivia**
I Got Creative and made it!
**[21:59] Noir**
Wait...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[22:03] Noir**
*Th-That sword... It has a lightning attribute?!*
**[22:08] Fake Olivia**
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
**[22:13] Olivia**
Noir...
**[22:16] Olivia**
Don't go dying on me.
**[22:27] Fake Olivia**
I win!
**[24:02] Noir**
Next time, "A Battle I Can't Lose."
***SIGN*** #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Hino Tomoyuki
# E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDQNQ/a-battle-i-cant-lose)
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**[00:02] Noir**
* I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,*
* and Night Vision to create...*
**[00:06] Noir**
*Sacrifice!*
**[00:10] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Wait, isn't that skill—
**[00:11] (Flashback) Noir**
I can do this!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Noir**
You're mine!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Damn, you're fast!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Is that what you thought I'd say?
**[00:32] (Flashback) Noir**
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
**[00:39] (Flashback) Noir**
Wait...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[00:42] Noir**
* Th-That sword...*
* It has a lightning attribute?!*
**[00:48] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
I win!
**[01:01] Noir**
*Master...*
**[01:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
Noir...
**[01:05] (Flashback) Olivia**
Don't go dying on me.
***SIGN*** #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
**[02:47] (Flashback) Young Man**
Please be my master!
**[02:50] (Flashback) Young Man**
Please! I want to be your student!
***SIGN*** 200 Years Ago
**[02:59] Olivia**
*Wow, that must've taken a lot of guts.*
**[03:03] Olivia**
*But that's such a pain...*
**[03:07] (Flashback) Oliva**
Yeah, nah. Run along now. Shoo, shoo.
**[03:12] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[03:13] Olivia**
* Aw, his cute, pristine face*
* is going to get dirty.*
**[03:18] Olivia**
*But still...*
**[03:20] (Flashback) Olivia**
I'm terrible at teaching.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Young man**
Please reconsider!
**[03:25] (Flashback) Young man**
I'll do my best, even if it kills me!
**[03:27] (Flashback) Olivia**
Nope. Not happening.
**[03:30] (Flashback) Olivia**
End of story.
**[03:47] (Flashback) Young man**
Please make me your student!
**[03:53] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[04:14] (Flashback) Olivia**
Why are you so obsessed with this?
**[04:18] (Flashback) Young man**
I promised my childhood friend,
who passed away, that I'd become
**[04:22] (Flashback) Young man**
the best adventurer in the world.
**[04:24] (Flashback) Young man**
So I'm going to become the
best adventurer in the world,
**[04:29] (Flashback) Young man**
one whose name is known
even to the heavens.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Olivia**
Okay, then. I'll give you
a chance to be my student.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Attack me right now.
**[04:41] (Flashback) Young man**
Huh?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
You can use any means. If you give
me so much as a scratch, you win.
**[04:46] (Flashback) Young man**
Wait, in the middle of the city?
**[04:50] (Flashback) Olivia**
You want to be the best in the world, right?
**[04:59] (Flashback) Young man**
Here I go!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Olivia**
You're terrible at lying, aren't you?
**[05:14] (Flashback) Olivia**
You hold your sword entirely too straight.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Olivia**
And...
**[05:18] (Flashback) Olivia**
Maybe it's none of my business,
**[05:20] (Flashback) Olivia**
but you should give up on
becoming an adventurer.
**[05:29] Olivia**
*The boy just refused to give up.*
**[05:32] Olivia**
*Day after day... Every single day.*
**[05:37] (Flashback) Young man**
Could you tell me about goblins?
**[05:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Aw, but that's such a pain.
**[05:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
I'm sure even you'd be
able to take down a goblin.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Olivia**
But be careful with iron goblins.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Olivia**
Their flesh is super hard,
so go after their eyes instead.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Young man**
I see!
**[05:57] Olivia**
* Even after a month had passed,*
* the boy showed up every day.*
**[06:02] (Flashback) Young man**
I never thought of that!
You really are something, Master!
**[06:06] (Flashback) Olivia**
Seriously, stop calling me "Master."
**[06:09] (Flashback) Young man**
I'm pretty sure I won't be
able to use that method,
**[06:10] (Flashback) Young man**
so I'll just swing around my sword more.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Young man**
Thanks for all your valuable advice today!
**[06:22] Olivia**
* Maybe becoming an actual mentor*
* might not be such a bad thing.*
**[06:31] (Flashback) Olivia**
Barkeep, I'll take the usual.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Barkeep**
Olivia, should you be here right now?
**[06:37] (Flashback) Olivia**
What do you mean?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Barkeep**
Well, your student...
**[06:41] (Flashback) Olivia**
What are you talking about?
**[06:43] (Flashback) Barkeep**
You haven't heard? Well, he...
**[06:53] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
My daughter was attacked by
a monster, and he saved her.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
By the time I had gotten back
with the guards, it was too late.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
The monster was the rare iron goblin.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
He stabbed the monster's eye with
his sword so my daughter could escape.
**[07:17] Olivia**
*His pristine skin...*
**[07:19] Olivia**
*Such a beautiful face.*
**[07:22] Olivia**
*A face as sweet and calm as the moon.*
**[07:28] Olivia**
*What if I had taught him properly?*
**[07:32] Olivia**
* What if I had actually become his master*
* and Bestowed skills upon him?*
**[07:41] Olivia**
*If I had chosen a different yesterday,*
**[07:45] Olivia**
*then a different tomorrow would have...*
**[07:58] Olivia**
* What awaited me after that*
* was 200 years of being alone.*
**[08:05] Olivia**
*But then, one day...*
**[08:09] (Flashback) Noir**
U-Um... You are alive, right?
**[08:18] Olivia**
*Noir, you looked remarkably like that boy.*
**[08:25] Olivia**
* I may have given you those skills*
* just to make myself feel better.*
**[08:29] Olivia**
* It won't change the past,*
* and the regrets remain.*
**[08:33] Olivia**
*But...*
**[08:36] Olivia**
* Noir, please... Let me see*
* your smiling face again.*
**[08:46] Noir**
*Master...*
**[08:48] Noir**
*Damn it. My body still won't move.*
**[08:51] Noir**
*The effects of Sacrifice are gone now, too.*
**[08:54] Fake Olivia**
Aw, aren't you going to plead for your life?
**[08:57] Noir**
L-Like I'd ever do that!
**[08:59] Fake Olivia**
Oh, really? In that case...
**[09:01] Fake Olivia**
Bye-bye!
**[09:04] Emma**
Run Like the Wind!
**[09:13] Fake Olivia**
Ow! What's the big idea?
**[09:17] Emma**
Leave Noir alone!
**[09:20] Noir**
Emma, what are you...
**[09:22] Emma**
I was looking for you.
**[09:24] Emma**
I figured we could come up with
a plan to face that fake together.
**[09:28] Emma**
And...
**[09:32] Lola**
You're one of my adventurers, Noir.
**[09:34] Lola**
You're my precious partner.
**[09:39] Luna**
I want to use these powers for others.
**[09:46] Leila**
Noir is my rival and friend.
I can't let him do this alone!
**[09:51] Emma**
All right, everyone!
**[09:54] Emma**
Let's do this together!
**[09:56] Lola; Luna; Leila**
Yeah!
**[09:57] Fake Olivia**
Oh? Look at all your cute little friends.
**[10:02] Noir**
I appreciate the concern,
but she's too powerful.
**[10:06] Emma**
Everyone's grateful to you, Noir.
You're always helping us out.
**[10:11] Lola**
I became the top receptionist
because of you, Noir.
**[10:17] Luna**
I was all alone, and you let me join your party.
**[10:21] Leila**
We captured those phantom thieves together!
**[10:24] Emma**
So... at least let us repay you a little.
**[10:28] Emma**
You doofus.
**[10:31] Noir**
Everyone...
**[10:33] Fake Olivia**
Well, aren't you popular, Noir? I'm so jealous!
**[10:38] Emma**
She really...
**[10:39] Lola**
...pisses me off.
**[10:41] Leila**
Let's knock down...
**[10:42] Luna**
...that confidence by a few notches!
**[10:46] Fake olivia**
Hey, you've got a gun?!
**[10:49] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[10:55] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[11:07] Noir**
Emma!
**[11:10] Noir**
*I-I still haven't recovered?!*
**[11:13] Noir**
*Is it because it was a skill attack?*
**[11:17] Fake Olivia**
Guess I'll have to teach you
what happens when you butt in.
**[11:21] Lola**
The one who's... going to
defeat my rival in love...
**[11:25] Lola**
is me!
**[11:31] Emma**
Lola!
**[11:32] Fake Olivia**
Yikes, talk about the strength of a gorilla.
**[11:35] Lola**
Who're you calling a gorilla?!
**[11:44] Noir**
L-Lola! If you do that too
much, the bridge will—
**[11:48] Lola**
Oh, my. I lost my composure.
**[11:51] Fake Olivia**
It's no use acting all meek and adorable now!
**[11:57] Noir**
Luna! Please heal Emma and Lola!
**[12:01] Luna**
Understood.
**[12:05] Noir**
*Touching that sword is bad news.*
**[12:08] Noir**
*I'll have to use Editor and...*
***SIGN***
**[12:11] Noir**
*Destroy!*
**[12:14] Fake Olivia**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[12:17] Noir**
Leila! Now!
**[12:19] Leila**
I'm on it!
**[12:21] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[12:27] Noir**
Yes!
**[12:29] Leila**
Now I've got you!
**[12:31] Fake Olivia**
That was a pretty fiery attack!
Right back atcha!
**[12:49] Leila**
I'm sorry, Noir...
**[12:52] Noir**
Leila! We have to heal her quickly!
**[12:59] Noir**
L-Luna!
**[13:01] Luna**
I... I suddenly feel feverish...
***SIGN*** Luna Heela
***SIGN***
Temperature +5
**[13:07] Noir**
I-Is she doing this?!
**[13:10] Noir**
But when?
**[13:13] Luna**
N-Noir... I'm sorry.
**[13:18] Noir**
Luna!
**[13:20] Noir**
And...
**[13:25] Noir**
She did it to Emma, too!
But when did she...
***SIGN*** Temperature +5
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
**[13:29] Noir**
Everyone...
**[13:33] Fake Olivia**
Aw, you're all alone again.
**[13:41] All**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[13:49] Noir**
*She doesn't have any weapons.*
**[13:52] Noir**
*I have a better chance fighting up close!*
**[14:04] Noir**
*My legs!*
**[14:13] Noir**
*Wh-What's going on? Something's wrong!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN***
Movements and reactions become slower
**[14:17] Noir**
*This is...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
**[14:22] Noir**
Stone Bullet 40!
**[14:32] Fake Olivia**
Clumsy boy!
**[14:33] Noir**
*Sh-She messed with my skills again?*
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Create and fire a stone
from around 10~100 centimeters
by using LP.
***SIGN*** After that, the stone comes back to you.
**[14:39] Noir**
*She made it worse?!*
**[14:42] Fake olivia**
Did you figure it out?
**[14:43] Noir**
*Sh-She's unbelievable...*
**[14:45] Noir**
* She's way more perceptive than I am,*
* her instincts are insane,*
**[14:49] Noir**
* and she's way better*
* at using skills than I am.*
**[14:52] Fake olivia**
Why don't you just give up?
**[14:54] Fake olivia**
I mean, you can still survive,
albeit pathetically.
**[15:01] Noir**
I'm not afraid of living pathetically.
**[15:04] Noir**
Being born to a baronet family,
I'm basically destined for a pathetic life.
**[15:08] Fake Olivia**
Then why not run away?
I don't mind looking away for a sec.
**[15:14] Noir**
No matter how pathetic my life is...
**[15:17] Noir**
As long as I try, I can change!
**[15:23] Noir**
I learned that after I met Master!
**[15:27] Noir**
And that's why... I'm going to save Master!
**[15:33] Noir**
* I don't have time to think*
* about the outcome anymore!*
**[15:38] Noir**
* I'm going to give up everything Master*
* gave me except Get Creative,*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[15:43] Noir**
*Editor, and Bestow...*
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
**[15:46] Noir**
*and use Sacrifice!*
***SIGN*** Sacrifice
**[16:12] Noir**
It's hard!
**[16:14] Fake Olivia**
Don't underestimate me...
**[16:16] Fake Olivia**
you little brat!
**[16:34] Fake Olivia**
I'll engulf you in flames
until there's nothing left!
**[16:37] Fake olivia**
You and your silly feelings
toward your master!
**[16:48] Noir**
*Sh-She still has this much power left?*
**[16:52] Noir**
*She's way too strong!*
**[16:54] Fake Olivia**
Die!
**[17:06] Noir**
*But I have to...*
**[17:08] Noir**
*I just have to do this!*
**[17:44] Fake Olivia**
I-I'll...
**[17:46] Fake Olivia**
I'll curse y—
**[17:54] Noir**
Curse me all you want.
**[17:57] Noir**
I have friends who can lift them!
**[18:02] Emma**
Noir!
**[18:05] Luna**
Y-You defeated her!
**[18:08] Leila**
Well done.
**[18:09] Noir**
I-It's all thanks to you guys.
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[18:12] Noir**
But I think... I used up too much LP.
**[18:16] Lola**
Noir...
**[18:17] Luna**
Don't worry.
**[18:19] Leila**
I-If that's the case...
**[18:21] Emma**
Just leave it to us.
**[18:31] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa...*
**[18:34] Noir**
*Th-Thanks, everyone.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[18:40] Noir**
*And so, after defeating the Death Chains,
I went to see Master.*
**[18:56] Noir**
There you are.
**[18:59] Olivia**
Noir, I'm free now.
**[19:05] Noir**
Master...
**[19:21] Olivia**
Thank you. You worked so hard.
**[19:28] Noir**
Master...
**[19:29] Olivia**
Now, now. You're ruining
that adorable face of yours.
**[19:34] Noir**
You must've been hurting for so long...
**[19:38] Noir**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[19:40] Noir**
Is it because I'm so unreliable?
**[19:43] Olivia**
You're just such a sweetheart.
I didn't want you to push yourself.
**[19:47] Noir**
But...
**[19:48] Olivia**
But apparently, you're much stronger
and braver than I thought you were.
**[19:53] Olivia**
You're gonna make me fall for you.
**[19:55] Noir**
Th-There you go,
treating me like a kid again.
**[19:58] Olivia**
Aw, I wouldn't say that.
**[20:02] Noir**
Stop playing with my face, please!
**[20:04] Olivia**
But I've been waiting so long to touch it!
**[20:08] Noir**
Just a little bit, then...
**[20:12] Olivia**
If you hadn't shown up that day,
I would still be stuck in that room.
**[20:19] Olivia**
I might've spent an eternity in there.
**[20:23] Noir**
Well, my life changed so much
because I met you, Master.
**[20:30] Noir**
I'm very grateful.
**[20:38] Olivia**
Noir, thank you so much.
**[20:41] Noir**
That's my line, Master.
**[20:52] Olivia**
Squeeze!
**[20:53] Noir**
Master, that hurts! Let go!
**[20:56] Olivia**
Nope! Don't wanna!
**[21:05] Noir's Dad**
Now, if I gamble these earnings at a casino...
**[21:11] Noir's Dad**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[21:13] Alice**
Brother Dearest, are these new?
**[21:16] Noir**
Yeah, my friend helped me acquire them.
**[21:21] Dryade**
Nory, I hope you come see me again.
**[21:28] Elena**
So in conclusion,
becoming a hero is no small feat.
**[21:32] Elena**
You'll need to train not only
your body, but your mind, as well.
**[21:38] Elena**
Make sure you don't slack off!
**[21:40] Students**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:42] Leila**
You need to put all of your
weight into your fists.
**[21:47] Leila**
You go like this... then this!
**[21:51] Noir**
*This move... sure is powerful!*
**[21:57] Lola**
Noir.
**[21:58] Lola**
You need more LP, right?
**[22:00] Lola**
Well, in that case...
**[22:04] Noir**
Wha—
**[22:05] Lola**
Well? How's that?
**[22:09] Luna**
Ah, Noir. You must need LP.
**[22:12] Luna**
In that case...
**[22:13] Noir**
Wh-Wha—
**[22:14] Luna**
Mine are pretty big, too.
**[22:17] Leila**
Are you some kind of womanizer, Noir?
**[22:23] Emma**
Hey, I saw that!
**[22:26] Emma**
If you want more LP,
you should talk to me first.
**[22:39] Alice**
Oh, I see.
**[22:42] Alice**
So we're fighting to the death
over Brother Dearest.
**[22:46] Alice**
I'll be happy to join in.
**[22:57] Olivia**
Did you get back all the skills
you used for Sacrifice?
**[23:00] Noir**
No, not completely.
**[23:03] Noir**
I'm going to slowly build my LP back up
and create them using Get Creative.
**[23:06] Olivia**
Way to go, Noir!
**[23:08] Olivia**
I bet you're doing all kinds
of things with those girls.
**[23:13] Noir**
M-More importantly, are we
going to go past the 15th floor?
**[23:15] Olivia**
Yeah. when I was captured by the
Death Chains, I heard its thoughts.
***SIGN*** Free her without killing her and a path will appear
**[23:21] Olivia**
If we break that stone monument,
there should be stairs under it.
**[23:25] Olivia**
I don't know how many floors this thing has,
**[23:28] Olivia**
but if you can get to floor 100,
you might become as powerful as me.
**[23:32] Noir**
Right!
**[23:34] Noir**
Please wait for me.
**[23:38] Olivia**
Look at you, all confident.
**[23:40] Noir**
Well, I am your student.
**[23:42] Olivia**
Excellent.
**[23:49] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[23:51] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Takehana Note