The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter

The Hidden Dungeon is a place of legend where rare treasures and items are hidden. Nor, the third son of an impoverished noble family who's lost the one job offer he had, was lucky enough to hear about this dungeon. He then acquires a skill that allows him to create, bestow, and edit skills... and in order to use it, he needs to accumulate points by carrying out such tasks as eating delicious meals and doing sexual things with alluring members of the opposite sex.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Powerful Skill Set

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[00:09] Narrator
    This world is filled with dungeons.
[00:24] Narrator
    It is said that some of them even have
    perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers.
[00:31] Narrator
    Undiscovered.
[00:32] Narrator
    Untrodden.
[00:33] Narrator
    Unreachable.
[00:35] Narrator
    People called these places rich in mystery...
[00:40] Narrator
    hidden dungeons!
[00:51] Olivia
    Welcome...
[00:56] Olivia
    Come forth, brave one.
[01:01] Olivia
    I await you on the second floor.
[01:14] Olivia
    This way.
[01:24] Olivia
    This way.
SIGN    #01 "Powerful Skill Set"
[01:52] Noir
    I, Noir Stardia,
    am the third son of a noble.
[01:56] Noir
    After graduating from the
    Jastal Preparatory School,
[01:59] Noir
    I decided to pursue a career
    instead of higher education.
[02:05] Noir
    Today was supposed to be
    my first day on the job, but...
[02:11] Noir
    Father? Mother? What's wrong?
[02:14] Father
    Well, that library you're
    supposed to work at...
[02:18] Noir
    Yes, today's my first day.
[02:20] Father
    Actually, the viscount's son interfered,
[02:24] Father
    and you won't be able to work there after all.
[02:26] Noir
    Huh?
SIGN    Aristocratic Society
[02:30] Noir
    We may be nobles, but the Stardia
    family only held a baronetcy.
SIGN    Baronet
SIGN    Viscount
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Earl
SIGN    Marquess
SIGN    Duke
[02:34] Sign
    Librarian
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Viscount
SIGN    Earl
SIGN    Viscount
[02:36] Noir
    We're just poor nobles who stand no
    chance against anyone ranked higher.
[02:42] Noir
    Father, please raise your head.
[02:45] Noir
    I absolutely deplore you...
    I mean, adore you, Father.
[02:48] Noir's Father
    You totally meant the first part!
[02:51] Noir
    But I guess the real question is...
    what do I do now?
[02:54] Noir
    You shitty father... I mean, Father.
[02:57] Noir's Father
    You didn't even hesitate that time!
    I felt that malice!
[03:00] Noir's Father
    I feel your anger, my son!
[03:03] Alice
    I will not accept this!
[03:05] Alice
    Who is this fiend who took
    my dearest brother's position?
[03:08] Alice
    I will go talk to them personally!
[03:09] Noir
    Alice, I appreciate it, but we're
    talking about the son of a viscount.
[03:15] Noir's Father
    Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
[03:17] Alice
    But... that's simply not fair,
    my dear brother!
[03:20] Alice
    I know! Why not take the exam
    for the Hero Academy?
[03:25] Noir
    The Hero Academy, eh?
[03:28] Noir
    Those who graduate from the Hero Academy
    can become monster hunters or royal knights.
[03:33] Noir
    Basically, you're set for life if you make it there.
[03:38] Noir
    I'd never pass.
[03:40] Alice
    You should at least try!
[03:42] Alice
    If you don't make it,
    I'll take care of you myself!
[03:45] Noir
    Th-Thanks...
[03:51] Emma
    Noir!
[03:56] Emma
    Hey!
[03:59] Emma
    Morning!
[04:00] Noir
    Morning, Emma.
[04:02] Noir
    This is Emma Brightness.
[04:05] Noir
    She was born into a barony,
    meaning her family is wealthy,
[04:08] Noir
    but our parents are friends,
[04:10] Noir
    and she's been my friend since we were kids.
[04:12] Emma
    We're both going to be
    librarians starting today!
[04:15] Emma
    Let us do our best!
[04:17] Noir
    Actually, about that, Emma...
[04:20] Emma
    What?!
[04:22] Emma
    Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian?
[04:26] Noir
    No...
[04:28] Emma
    But...
[04:31] Noir
    Y-You're that disappointed?
[04:33] Emma
    Well, I mean...
[04:34] Emma
    I had some really good news!
[04:38] Emma
    About your skill.
[04:40] Noir
    Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skill
[04:43] Noir
    The Great Sage skill
    is my one and only skill.

SIGN    Tells the user everything about the world
    (even the unexplained).
[04:46] Noir
    It tells me everything about the world.
[04:49] Noir
    It's a pretty rare skill.
[04:51] Noir
    My parents jumped for joy when they
    had my skill appraised at the church.
[04:51] (Flashback) Dad
    Fantastic, my son!
[04:53] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, how wonderful!
[04:56] Noir
    But...
[04:58] Noir
    I can't use the Great Sage skill.
SIGN    Q: What's tomorrow's
     weather forecast?
[05:01] Noir
    Well, actually, I can...
SIGN    A: It'll be sunny!
[05:03] Noir
    But every time I use it,
[05:05] Noir
    I'm plagued with a headache
    so bad that I wish for death.
[05:08] Noir
    Which is why I don't use it.
[05:11] Emma
    I just happened to be going through
    the ancient texts yesterday,
[05:15] Emma
    and I found this passage...
[05:17] Emma
    "Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin,
    was plagued with terrible headaches,
[05:22] Emma
    he demanded kisses from his wives."
[05:26] Noir
    Why, though?
[05:28] Emma
    They must've been effective
    against his headaches! Duh!
[05:32] Noir
    What?
[05:33] Emma
    Th-That makes sense, doesn't it?
[05:37] Noir
    Actually, you might have a point.
[05:41] Emma
    D-Do you want to give it a try?
[05:44] Noir
    Are you sure?
[05:45] Emma
    W-W-Well, who else are
    you going to try that with?!
[05:48] Emma
    It's just a kiss! And we've known
    each other forever...
[05:51] Emma
    And we're totally adults!
[05:55] Noir
    In that case...
[05:56] Emma
    Huh?!
[06:01] Emma
    W-Wait.
[06:03] Emma
    Let's find a better spot...
[06:13] Emma
    Y-You can go ahead.
[06:19] Noir
    I hope you're ready.
[06:38] Emma
    You can do it!
[06:43] Noir
    Answer my query, Great Sage.
[06:48] Great Sage
    As you wish.
[06:50] Noir
    I want to become stronger so I can pass
    the exam for the Hero Academy.
[06:53] Noir
    What's the most efficient way
    to become stronger?
[06:56] Great Sage
    Explore a hidden dungeon.
[06:58] Noir
    A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one?
[07:02] Great Sage
    There lies a cave 15,000 meters
    southwest of here.
[07:06] Great Sage
    Activate the switch in the wall,
    and you will find the Infinite Labyrin—
[07:12] Noir
    My head's killing me!
[07:14] Emma
    Should we kiss again?
[07:15] Noir
    Yes, please!
[07:25] Noir
    My headache's fading...
[07:40] Emma
    Does... your head still hurt?
[07:43] Noir
    Yeah.
[07:52] Noir
    I've got all the right gear.
[07:54] Noir
    I even borrowed a sword from Father.
[08:05] Noir
    Is this where the switch is?
[08:22] Great Sage
    You will need a spell to open the door.
[08:25] Great sage
    And that spell is...
[08:29] Noir
    "Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[08:32] Noir
    Let me train in secret to become
    the strongest in the world!"
[08:50] Olivia
    This way.
[09:12] Noir
    U-Um... You are alive, right?
[09:16] Olivia
    Touch my head.
[09:24] Olivia
    I am Olivia Servant!
[09:24] Sign
    I am Olivia Servant
    a totally super-awesome adventurer
[09:26] Olivia
    A totally super-awesome adventurer!
[09:29] Olivia
    You see, I happened to stumble upon
    this hidden dungeon on one of my walks.
[09:33] Olivia
    I figured out how to get in all by myself.
[09:36] Olivia
    I ran into a monster on the second floor
    and decimated it in two seconds.
[09:40] Olivia
    Things were going peachy,
[09:43] Olivia
    but then a trap activated.
[09:47] Olivia
    I've been tied up in here
    for 200 years since then.
[09:50] Noir
    For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right—
[09:52] Olivia
    Nope, hold it. These are special
    chains called Death Chains.
[09:56] Olivia
    Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia.
[09:59] Noir
    Huh? Then why did you call me here?
[10:02] Olivia
    I've been looking for someone to talk to.
[10:04] Olivia
    I figured no one would ever hear me,
    but you actually showed up!
[10:09] Olivia
    You have no idea how long
    I've been waiting for this moment!
[10:14] Olivia
    Anyway, you must have real potential,
    considering you found this dungeon.
[10:19] Olivia
    What's your name?
[10:20] Noir
    It's Noir Stardia.
[10:22] Olivia
    Noir, eh?
[10:24] Olivia
    So what brought you here, anyway?
[10:26] Noir
    Well...
[10:30] Olivia
    Right. I got you.
[10:33] Olivia
    But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this!
[10:36] Olivia
    "The super-hot babe Olivia
    is sealed away in B2!"
[10:40] Noir
    Nope. He didn't say a word about you.
[10:42] Olivia
    Well, whatever.
    So you wanna get stronger, right?
[10:46] Olivia
    Then you can have my skills.
[10:49] Noir
    Huh?
[10:50] Olivia
    Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon...
[10:52] Olivia
    So just tap your forehead against mine.
[10:55] Noir
    L-Like this?
[11:01] Olivia
    Dun dun da-dun!
[11:03] Olivia
    You've quite literally got skills,
    Noir. Mine, that is.
[11:07] Olivia
    Now I can die without any regrets.
[11:11] Noir
    Wait! You can't just die now!
[11:13] Olivia
    Pfft. Like I'd actually die.
[11:15] Olivia
    You can address me as "Master" from now on.
[11:19] Olivia
    Now, I'll give you a simple
    rundown of my skills.
[11:23] Olivia
    The Get Creative skill.
[11:24] Olivia
    You can create pretty much any
    skill your mind can think of.
[11:28] Olivia
    The Bestow skill.
[11:30] Olivia
    You can give the skills you've
    created to other people or objects.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir
SIGN    Wings
[11:34] Olivia
    The Editor skill.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir
SIGN    Wings
[11:36] Olivia
    You can edit the skills you've
    given to yourself or others.
SIGN    ————
SIGN    ————
[11:40] Noir
    So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor.
SIGN    Skills
SIGN    Get Creative
SIGN    Bestow
SIGN    Editor
[11:43] Noir
    Depending on how I use these, I can
    create insanely powerful attacks.
[11:47] Olivia
    But be careful.
[11:49] Olivia
    To use any of these skills,
    you need life points, or LP.
SIGN    Life Points
[11:53] Olivia
    The stronger the skill,
    the more LP it consumes,
SIGN    Slow
SIGN    Fast
[11:57] Olivia
    so make sure you use LP
    Conversion when that happens.
SIGN    LP Conversion
[12:00] Noir
    LP Conversion?
[12:02] Olivia
    If you do something that feels good,
    your satisfaction gets turned into LP.
[12:07] Noir
    Huh?
[12:08] Olivia
    For example, fulfilling your sexual desires.
[12:10] Olivia
    Getting close with a charming
     person of the opposite sex.
[12:13] Olivia
    Then there's hunger.
[12:14] Olivia
    Eating delicious foods and savoring
    delicacies are both effective.
[12:17] Olivia
    Finally, the desire for worldly things.
[12:19] Olivia
    Earn that dough and spend it
    like there's no tomorrow.
[12:22] Noir
    S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist.
[12:25] Olivia
    Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die.
[12:29] Noir
    Maybe tell me that first.
[12:31] Olivia
    How much LP do you have right now?
[12:33] Olivia
    Concentrate.
[12:35] Noir
    S-Sure.
[12:37] Noir
    Five hundred fifty.
[12:39] Olivia
    Five hundred fifty, eh?
    Why don't you give Get Creative a shot?
[12:43] Noir
    All right. Here I go.
[12:49] Golden Slime
    Jiggle.
[12:50] Golden Slime
    Jiggle.
[12:52] Noir
    Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill.
SIGN    Skill
SIGN    Stone Bullet
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.550
SIGN    Skills
    Skill
    Skill

[13:03] Golden Slime
    Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
[13:05] Noir
    Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust
    in the air in front of my hand...
[13:10] Noir
    and fires it!
[13:14] Noir
    I-I beat it...
[13:17] Noir
    But I'm kinda tired now.
[13:20] Noir
    I'm going to have to figure out how
    to rake in that LP from now on.
[13:24] Noir
    But for today...
[13:30] Alice
    Oh, Big Brother!
[13:33] Alice
    Is my lap a comferble...
    a comfortable pillow for you?
[13:38] Noir
    Man, I feel alive again.
[13:41] Noir
    Can I get a goodnight hug, too?
[13:44] Alice
    Huh?!
[13:45] Noir
    I'm so blessed to have such
    a cute, kind little sister!
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[13:54] Alice
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[14:01] Emma
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
[14:05] Noir
    S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
[14:08] Emma
    No, it's fine. What did
    you want to talk about?
[14:11] Noir
    I have a favor to ask.
[14:13] Noir
    Also, you seem a bit different today.
[14:15] Emma
    Y-You think so?
[14:18] Noir
    You're usually more reserved.
[14:20] Emma
    Well, everyone's always staring at my chest!
[14:23] Emma
    Of course I'd want to hide it.
[14:25] Noir
    I'm not sure if that outfit is helping...
[14:28] Emma
    Well, that's because today's
    supposed to be special!
[14:30] Emma
    Noir, you doofus.
[14:32] Noir
    Sorry! I was just worried.
[14:34] Noir
    I've known you forever,
    and you're important to me.
[14:36] Emma
    Just saying that I'm important
    to you isn't enough!
[14:40] Noir
    Th-Then... can I hug you?
[14:44] Emma
    Sure...
[14:47] Noir
    Okay... here I go.
[14:51] Noir
    Your scent is so calming.
[14:55] Noir
    Not to mention...
[14:56] Sign
    Noir Stardia
SIGN    A few hours prior
[15:01] (Flashback) Noir
    So, Olivia...
[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia
    You hear somethin'?
[15:05] (Flashback) Noir
    M-Master...
[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia
    Yes?
[15:09] (Flashback) Noir
    I was hoping I could make
    a skill that would help me
[15:12] (Flashback) Noir
    with the Hero Academy exam.
[15:13] (Flashback) Olivia
    This calls for cheating!
[15:16] (Flashback) Noir
    You're awful, you know that?
[15:17] (Flashback) Olivia
    And you're too much of a goody two shoes.
[15:19] (Flashback) Olivia
    That's exactly why they took your job.
[15:23] (Flashback) Olivia
    It takes 300 LP to use,
    but I've got just the skill for you.
[15:27] (Flashback) Olivia
    You interested?
[15:28] (Flashback) Noir
    Yes, please!
[15:30] (Flashback) Olivia
    In that case...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Discerning Eye
SIGN    Have a peek into
    information about any
    living creature or object.
[15:32] (Flashback) Olivia
    The skill that grants you a peek
    into any kind of information:
[15:35] (Flashback) Olivia
    The Discerning Eye!
[15:37] (Flashback) Olivia
    With this, you're good to go on your exam!
[15:40] Noir
    Thanks, Emma.
[15:42] Emma
    It's fine. This is basically a greeting.
[15:45] Noir
    Okay, now to Get Creative and
    create the Discerning Eye skill.
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.950
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skill
    Skill
    Skill

SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.650
[15:53] Noir
    Let's try it out.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Emma Brightness Lv.17
SIGN    Species
    Occupation
    Skills
SIGN    
    
    
    
[15:57] Noir
    I see it!
[15:58] Noir
    This means I'll pass for sure!
[16:00] Noir
    I need to make sure I thank Emma properly.
[16:03] Emma
    Man, my shoulders are so stiff.
[16:06] Emma
    My chest is way too heavy.
[16:08] Noir
    All right!
SIGN    Skill
SIGN    Small Boobs
[16:09] Noir
    I'll use Get Creative and
    give Emma Small Boobs.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[16:12] Noir
    I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but...
SIGN    Needed to Get Creative LP.30
    Needed to Bestow to Emma LP.50
[16:15] Noir
    There!
[16:27] Emma
    Wh-What just happened?!
[16:29] Emma
    Wh-What? Why?!
[16:32] Noir
    Now your shoulders won't be so stiff.
[16:35] Noir
    Don't worry, plenty of people
    love small boobs. Isn't that great?
[16:37] Emma
    Are you being serious right now?
[16:39] Noir
    Yup!
[16:40] Noir
    Though I definitely prefer them big.
[16:42] Emma
    Gimme back my boobs, you doofus!
[16:46] Noir
    I ended up having to use Editor
    to give her boobs back.
[16:50] Noir
    Talk about a waste of LP.
SIGN    Hero Academy The Day of the Exam
[16:55] Male Noble 1
    Feeling confident?
[16:56] Male Noble 2
    But of course.
[16:57] Noir
    Barons and viscounts...
[16:59] Noir
    They're totally different
    from a baronet like me.
[17:03] Director
    We will now begin the entrance exam.
[17:06] Director
    Your task is to collect raw
    materials from monsters.
[17:09] Director
    You'll be judged on how much you bring
    in and how rare the materials are.
[17:12] Director
    This will be a team effort in which
    you split up into groups of three.
[17:16] Director
    Return empty-handed, and you fail!
[17:18] Director
    That is all!
[17:19] Examinee 3
    We have to make a team?
[17:21] Examinee 4
    No one told us that before.
[17:22] Examinee 5
    I'd better hurry up and find people.
[17:25] Noir
    E-Excuse me. Would you like to...
[17:27] Examinee 6
    Hm? You reek of baronet stench.
[17:36] Noir
    Um...
[17:38] Examinee 7
    Yeah, I don't associate with trash.
[17:43] Noir
    Trash, huh?
[17:49] Emma
    Hey, wanna team up?
[17:51] Emma
    Heya, Noir!
[17:53] Noir
    E-Emma? What are you doing here?
[17:56] Noir
    What about your librarian job?
[17:58] Emma
    I quit. I figured I'd give the
    Hero Academy a shot, too.
[18:02] Noir
    I-I can't believe you quit that easily...
[18:05] Emma
    Well, I didn't get to be with you.
[18:07] Noir
    Huh?
[18:08] Emma
    Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up.
[18:13] Lenore
    Hey, want to team up?
[18:16] Lenore
    I'm Lenore Bludon.
[18:18] Lenore
    You don't need to be formal with me.
    The more casual, the better.
[18:22] Emma
    I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore.
[18:25] Lenore
    Brightness? Ah, a barony.
[18:29] Noir
    I'm Noir Stardia.
[18:31] Lenore
    I didn't ask for your name.
[18:34] Lenore
    Why would I bother remembering
    the name of a baronet?
[18:37] Noir
    Huh?
[18:38] Director
    Now, then...
[18:39] Director
    Gather as many materials
    as you can by noon tomorrow.
[18:44] Director
    You can obtain them in any way you'd like.
[18:46] Director
    Begin!
[18:47] Examinee 8
    The marketplace!
[18:48] Examinee 9
    I'm buying everything!
[18:49] Emma
    Y-You can buy the materials, too?
[18:52] Noir
    I guess so. He never said you had to
    actually defeat any monsters, so...
[18:56] Lenore
    Let's split up.
[18:59] Lenore
    Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom
    of the Aristocratic Food Chain.
[19:04] Emma
    I guess the rich definitely
    have the upper hand.
[19:07] Noir
    Yeah...
[19:08] Emma
    What are you going to do, Noir?
[19:10] Emma
    If you're going to hunt for your
    materials, I'll come with you.
[19:13] Noir
    No, you wait here, Emma.
[19:16] Noir
    I have an idea.
[19:19] Noir
    I was sure there'd be plenty of rare
    monsters in a hidden dungeon.
[19:22] Noir
    And that's why I came to
    the third floor, but...
[19:27] Noir
    Are you serious right now?!
[19:30] Noir
    I'm still level 23...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Dead Reaper Lv.99
SIGN    Skill
    Skill Any damage dealt to its enemy with the
    Skill Scythe means Instant Death. Effect cannot
    Skill be avoided without specific resistance.
[19:33] Noir
    Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me,
    it's an insta-death for me.

[19:47] Noir
    I-If I use my Editor skill and
    delete its Instant Death attack...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skill
SIGN    LP needed to delete: 4000
[19:53] Noir
    Nope! I'd literally die eight times!
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[19:59] Noir
    I created the skill Heavy
    and Bestowed it on the Reaper.
[20:02] Noir
    I managed to stop it for now,
[20:04] Noir
    but that instantly cost me 200 LP...
[20:10] Noir
    I feel so weak...
[20:13] Noir
    I lost so much LP, I can actually
    feel my life draining away...
[20:17] Noir
    But... I have to do this...
[20:19] Noir
    There's no other way!
[20:28] Noir
    I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make
    the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters!

[20:28] Sign
    Noir Stardia
[20:28] Sign
    Stone Bullet
[20:35] Noir
    You know, you seem a bit thin.
    Have you been eating properly?
[20:38] Noir
    Here. This should fill you up!
[20:43] Noir
    Stone Bullet 100!
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[20:56] Noir
    I-I'm exhausted...
[21:03] Director
    And now I will announce the top three
    teams from the entrance exam results.
[21:08] Lenore
    He hasn't called our team at all.
[21:12] Noir
    Y-Yeah...
[21:14] Director
    In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points.
[21:21] Director
    In second place, Team Elizabeth
    with 11,550 points.
[21:26] Lenore
    H-He still hasn't called us.
[21:28] Emma
    Maybe we didn't even rank...
[21:30] Noir
    W-We should be okay.
[21:33] Noir
    I mean, Master said...
[21:35] (Flashback) Noir
    It wouldn't be weird if I brought
    this to the exam, right?
[21:39] (Flashback) Olivia
    Nah.
[21:40] (Flashback) Olivia
    It's better than bringing a golden slime,
    which doesn't exist on this continent.
[21:43] (Flashback) Olivia
    They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine.
[21:46] Noir
    B-But... if he doesn't call us...
[21:52] Director
    And in first place...
[21:56] Director
    Team Lenore with 128,000 points!
[22:01] Emma
    O-One hundred and twenty...
[22:03] Noir
    ...eight thousand...
[22:05] Director
    They had the skull of the extremely
    diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials.
[22:09] Director
    This means they pass and
    rewrite history with that score.
[22:12] Noir
    Wh-What were you saying
    about this being a grunt, Master?
[22:16] Olivia
    Whoops, my bad.
[22:19] Olivia
    A Dead Reaper is nothing to me,
[22:22] Olivia
    but I guess a student hunting
    them would be a miracle.
[22:25] Olivia
    Well, whatever.
[22:29] Noir
    And so, I safely passed the exam
    for the Hero Academy.
[22:33] Noir
    My family was ecstatic, and this
    brightened everyone's moods.
[22:37] Noir
    That is, until we saw the enrollment fee.
[22:40] Noir
    Three hundred thousand rels?
[22:43] Noir
    How am I supposed to get that kind of money?
[24:17] Noir
    Next time, "The Guild and the Receptionist."
SIGN    #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
SIGN    Illustration: Shiratama

Season 1

E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist

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[00:06] Alice
    Big Brother!
[00:11] Noir
    Y-You sure like to get up close
    and personal, Alice.
[00:15] Father
    Stare...
[00:16] Alice
    I wanted to share in your
    good fortune, as well!
[00:20] Alice
    You were accepted into
    the Hero Academy, after all!
[00:23] Noir
    R-Right...
[00:25] Alice
    You're basically the head
    of our household now!
[00:28] Father
    Alice, don't say that! My dignity!
[00:31] Noir
    F-Father!
[00:32] Noir
    I need to talk to you
    about the Hero Academy.
[00:35] Noir
    You see, there's an enrollment fee...
[00:38] Father
    Enrollment fee?
[00:40] Father
    I have some money saved up. How much is it?
[00:45] Noir
    Three hundred thousand rels.
[00:47] Father
    Three hundred...
[00:48] Noir
    Within a week.
[00:50] Father
    A week...
[00:52] Father
    Will a year work?
[00:54] Noir
    Very well. I'll earn the money myself.
[00:56] Father
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[01:01] Alice
    My poor, unfortunate brother.
[01:06] Olivia
    Three hundred thousand rels
    to get into the school, eh?
[01:09] Olivia
    That's probably a bit harsh
    for a poor noble like you.
[01:13] Noir
    I don't think you needed to be
    that blunt about it, but yeah.
[01:17] Olivia
    Then why don't you fight some rare monsters
    in this dungeon and sell them off?
[01:22] Noir
    I'd rather not bring that
    much attention to myself.
[01:25] Noir
    Especially after the entrance exam.
[01:28] (Flashback) Noir
    Could you just say it was you
    who defeated the Dead Reaper?
[01:32] (Flashback) Lenore
    What?
[01:34] (Flashback) Noir
    People would have an easier time believing
    the daughter of an earl defeated it
[01:37] (Flashback) Noir
    than the son of a baronet.
[01:39] (Flashback) Lenore
    Very well. I'll say that I defeated it.
[01:44] (Flashback) Noir
    Thanks.
[01:45] Noir
    I ended up letting my vain classmate
    take the credit for it.
[01:50] Olivia
    Then I guess there's only one way.
[01:56] Olivia
    Work at the adventurers' guild.
[02:00] Noir
    E-Excuse me...
[02:02] Guild Master
    What?
[02:09] Lola
    Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie.
[02:17] Lola
    I'm the receptionist, Lola.
[02:25] Lola
    Is this your first time
    at the adventurers' guild?
SIGN    #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
[04:03] Lola
    First, allow me to explain the
    very simple system we use here.
[04:07] Noir
    S-Sure.
[04:10] Lola
    There are many prominent
    adventurers who belong to Odin.
[04:15] Lola
    We have adventurers harvest plants,
[04:18] Lola
    cull monsters, explore dungeons,
    and complete various other quests.
[04:24] Lola
    Adventurers have ranks, which
    affect the quests they can take
[04:26] Sign
    Master
[04:26] Sign
    Newbie
[04:28] Lola
    and the rewards they receive.
[04:30] Lola
    Of course, those who show
    consistent results may rank up.
[04:35] Lola
    In order to join the guild,
    we'll need you to register.
[04:41] Noir
    Oh, sure. That'll be fine.
[04:45] Lola
    First, I'll need you to write down
    all the skills you currently have.
[04:49] Noir
    My skills?
[04:51] Lola
    Have no fear.
[04:53] Lola
    All that information will be
    classified with the guild.
[04:58] Noir
    She smells so nice...
[05:02] Noir
    I wrote them all down.
[05:05] Lola
    Er, Noir...
[05:07] Noir
    Y-Yes?
[05:08] Lola
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around.
[05:11] Lola
    We don't have an endless supply of paper.
[05:13] Noir
    Oh, right. O-Of course.
[05:16] Noir
    I'm sure Get Creative and Editor
    probably sound pretty weird.
[05:19] Lola
    No, I'm aware of those skills.
[05:21] Lola
    Because...
[05:23] Lola
    This is Odin, the guild that
    Olivia Servant was a member of.
[05:28] Noir
    What?! Master was in this guild?
[05:31] Lola
    Master?
[05:33] Noir
    Crap! I let the cat out of the bag.
[05:35] Lola
    We do get people like you every now and then...
[05:38] Lola
    People who claim to be Olivia's successor.
[05:42] Lola
    In that case...
[05:44] Lola
    Let's find out the truth.
[05:47] Lola
    When you touch this Discerning Tome,
    your skills appear in writing.
[05:52] Lola
    Well? What will it be?
[05:53] Lola
    You still have a chance to
    take back what you said.
[05:56] Noir
    Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this.
[05:58] Lola
    Huh?
[05:59] Noir
    But what happens if I'm not lying?
[06:03] Lola
    Well...
[06:05] Lola
    How about I lift up my skirt and say,
    "I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir."
[06:13] Noir
    Well, if you're sure...
[06:19] Sign
    Noir Stardia
    16 years old
    Level 33
    Skills:
    Great Sage
    Get Creative
    Editor
    Bestow
    LP Conversion
     Stone Bullet
    Discerning Eye
[06:23] Lola
    S-So you're really...
[06:26] Lola
    Olivia's s-s-s-successor?!
[06:29] Noir
    So, what were you going to do again?
[06:33] Noir
    Weren't you supposed to say,
    "Lord Noir, I love you"?
[06:37] Noir
    While lifting up your skirt.
[06:44] Lola
    L-Lord Noir...
[06:49] Lola
    I-I love you...
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[06:59] Lola
    So, what kind of quest would you like?
[07:02] Lola
    You'll have to start at Rank E.
[07:04] Noir
    She got over that fast!
[07:06] Noir
    Actually, I need to get
    300,000 rels in a week.
[07:10] Lola
    In that case...
[07:13] Lola
    How about catching these?
[07:16] Noir
    Rainbow grasshoppers?
[07:17] Noir
    Their habitat is known,
[07:20] Noir
    but they're super rare bugs
    that are seldom seen, right?
[07:23] Lola
    This was a D-Rank quest,
[07:25] Lola
    but we started taking
    E-Rank applicants, as well.
[07:27] Noir
    So I'm guessing you couldn't find
    anyone to take the quest...
[07:31] Lola
    Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill
[07:33] Lola
    that should help you out.
[07:35] Noir
    Oh, you're right.
[07:38] Lola
    Good luck, Noir. I have very
    high hopes for you.
[07:42] Lola
    I find capable men very attractive.
[07:46] Noir
    I-It's hard to believe she doubted
    me a few moments ago...
[07:54] Noir
    The grasshoppers' habitat
    should be around here.
[07:57] Noir
    If I use the Great Sage skill
    that answers any question,
[08:01] Noir
    I should be able to find them quickly.
[08:04] Noir
    But kisses are absolutely necessary
    to avoid the headache side effect.
[08:08] Noir
    Wait. If I use Get Creative
    to make Headache Immunity...
SIGN    Headache Immunity
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative:
[08:13] Noir
    That's so much!
[08:14] Noir
    But I can't always rely on Emma...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.700
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.400
[08:21] Noir
    Okay, that should do it.
[08:25] Noir
    Great Sage, where are
    the rainbow grasshoppers?
[08:30] Great Sage
    The closest one to this location is 310
    meters to the south, behind a boulder.
[08:37] Noir
    Yeah, it definitely hurts.
[08:39] Noir
    But... it's not unbearable.
[08:47] Noir
    Sweet. I found it pretty quickly.
[08:50] Noir
    But headaches seriously suck.
[08:52] Noir
    It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me...
[08:55] Emma
    Noir, you doofus!
[09:01] Noir
    Emma! Perfect timing, as always!
[09:05] Noir
    And your boobs are still...
[09:09] Emma
    Noir, you became an adventurer?!
[09:12] Noir
    H-How'd you find out about that?
[09:14] Emma
    I went to your house,
    and they said you went to the guild.
[09:16] Emma
    Then I went to the guild, and...
[09:18] Emma
    Actually, the details don't matter!
[09:20] Emma
    How could you do this
    without talking to me first?
[09:24] Noir
    S-Sorry. I thought it might
    be too dangerous for you.
[09:28] Emma
    Ugh! Don't you remember our
    promise from six years ago?
[09:32] Noir
    Six years ago?
[09:35] Noir
    When we were playing together
[09:37] Noir
    and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,
    until death do us part?"
[09:41] Emma
    Yeah. So I'll look for these
    grasshoppers with you!
[09:46] Emma
    You'll be using Great Sage, right?
[09:48] Emma
    So, you know...
[09:49] Noir
    Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.
    I learned Headache Immunity.
[09:53] Emma
    Huh?!
[09:54] Noir
    B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,
    so you can give me one anytime.
[09:58] Noir
    And we've been friends forever.
[09:59] Noir
    And even with the immunity,
    I still get a slight headache...
[10:04] Emma
    R-Really? In that case...
[10:06] Noir
    O-Okay.
[10:15] Noir
    Though, honestly, this headache
    is quite manageable.
[10:27] Lola
    Thank you for your patience.
[10:30] Lola
    I have your 250,000 rels here.
[10:32] Noir
    T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?!
[10:34] Lola
    Yes. At this rate,
    you'll rank up in no time.
[10:38] Noir
    G-Great.
[10:39] Lola
    So you're capable and hardworking.
[10:42] Lola
    You truly are a fine gentleman.
[10:46] Lola
    And because you're such a fine gentleman,
    I have another quest for you.
[10:50] Lola
    It's a quest to take care of some monsters.
[10:52] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[10:55] Lola
    Feel free to ask me any
    questions you might have.
[11:00] Emma
    Hang on a second!
[11:03] Emma
    I'm going to become an adventurer
    so I can come with you on this quest, Noir.
[11:07] Noir
    Y-Your boobs...
[11:09] Lola
    You? An adventurer?
[11:12] Emma
    The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I
    have been friends since we were kids.
[11:23] Noir
    Th-This can't be good...
[11:28] Lola
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:35] Noir
    C-Calm down, you two.
[11:38] Lola
    I'm in charge of Noir.
    He is a valuable partner.
[11:41] Lola
    I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere.
[11:43] Emma
    That's my line. We're together forever,
    until death do us part.
[11:48] Adventurer 1
    What's going on?
[11:49] Adventurer 2
    Are they having a lovers' spat?
[11:51] Adventurer 3
    Yeah! Fight more!
[11:52] Noir
    W-Well, this turned into a spectacle...
[11:56] Noir
    Emma! I'm so blessed
    to have you help me out!
[12:00] Emma
    R-Really?
[12:03] Noir
    And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes
    to give you the best results I can!
[12:07] Lola
    Oh, my.
[12:10] Lola
    I guess that's enough for today.
[12:11] Emma
    Yeah, I'll back off.
[12:13] Lola
    On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks.
[12:13] Emma
    On behalf of Noir's looks.
[12:16] Adventurer 1
    Aw, man.
[12:17] Adventurer 5
    They're done already?
[12:18] Adventurer 2
    Well, that was no fun.
[12:24] Lola
    Be safe out there.
[12:25] Lola
    Let's have dinner off the clock sometime.
[12:29] Noir
    Huh? I, uh...
[12:30] Emma
    You seriously had the nerve to
    do that right in front of me?!
[12:39] Emma
    Noir, you doofus. Don't you know
    girls can be conniving?
[12:42] Emma
    Go to dinner with her, and she'll
    drag you into a room and...
[12:45] Noir
    A-And...?
[12:47] Emma
    Maybe she'll dissect you.
[12:49] Noir
    N-No way!
[12:52] Emma
    Hey, there's a patch of grass missing.
[12:54] Emma
    I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit
    that we're after ate some.
[12:58] Noir
    Yeah...
[12:59] Noir
    Apparently those rabbits are
    disrupting the ecosystem.
[13:03] Noir
    We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them.
[13:08] Noir
    Goblins?
[13:09] Noir
    What are their levels?
SIGN    Goblin
[13:12] Noir
    The same as Emma. In that case...
[13:14] Noir
    Let's fight, Emma!
[13:16] Emma
    Yeah! I'll take the one on the right!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Goblin Lv.17
SIGN    Sex: Male
[13:19] Noir
    It's male.
[13:21] Noir
    Then I'll use Stone Bullet!
[13:26] Noir
    As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but...
[13:28] Noir
    Sorry, my dude!
[13:30] Noir
    Okay, now to back up Emma.
[13:33] Emma
    Noir, look!
[13:45] Noir
    A B-Big Rabbit!
SIGN    Big Rabbit
[13:52] Noir
    Level 24.
[13:53] Noir
    S-Stand back, Emma!
[13:55] Emma
    Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself.
[13:59] Noir
    What? But why?
[14:00] Emma
    Because...
[14:02] Emma
    If you do all the work, that girl's
    going to be all over you again!
[14:10] Noir
    It's so fast for its size!
[14:12] Noir
    But Emma's even faster!
[14:18] Noir
    Yeah...
[14:20] Noir
    She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind.
[14:24] Emma
    You're way too slow.
[14:27] Emma
    All right, let's do this!
[14:30] Emma
    Wind Strike!
[14:33] Noir
    Wh-Whoa!
[14:40] Emma
    One more!
[14:49] Noir
    It jumped?!
[15:08] Noir
    I-I made it in time...
[15:15] Noir
    Emma! This way!
[15:20] Noir
    L-Let's regroup here.
[15:24] Noir
    It'll probably come looking for us soon.
[15:27] Noir
    We need to figure out how
    to deal with that thing.
[15:29] Emma
    Why couldn't I defeat it?
[15:31] Emma
    I kept slicing at it.
[15:33] Noir
    Maybe its skin was too thick and
    you just couldn't reach its vital point.
[15:37] Emma
    I'm so weak...
[15:42] Noir
    Emma...
[15:43] Noir
    She's actually depressed about this.
[15:45] Noir
    There must be something I can do.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Emma Brightness Lv.17
SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
    Skills
[15:50] Noir
    Okay, if I use Get Creative
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
SIGN    Needed to Get Creative LP.300
    Bestow to Emma LP.400
    Total Used LP.700
SIGN    ————————————————
[15:52] Noir
    and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded
    Daggers (Grade B) to her...
[15:56] Noir
    That's actually a lot.
SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
SIGN    Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers
SIGN    Using Editor to add "Significantly"
[15:58] Noir
    Then maybe I can use Editor
    and tweak her skill itself...
SIGN    Editor Results
SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
SIGN    Significantly improves wielder's
    handling of dual-wielded daggers
[16:02] Noir
    There we go! I got a discount!
SIGN    LP used:
[16:05] Noir
    But wait...
[16:07] Noir
    I currently have 700 LP.
[16:10] Noir
    If I use 500 right now,
    I might be in trouble.
[16:16] Noir
    H-Hey...
[16:19] Noir
    I could make you stronger.
[16:22] Noir
    R-Really?!
[16:23] Noir
    Yeah, but there's something
    that I need in return.
[16:27] Emma
    I-If It'll help me defeat
    the rabbit, I'll do anything!
[16:30] Noir
    Okay, then...
[16:32] Noir
    Can I nibble on your ear?
[16:33] Emma
    Huh?!
[16:35] Noir
    I-I promise I won't bite hard...
[16:38] Noir
    No?
[16:42] Emma
    S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me.
[16:47] Noir
    Emma...
[16:52] Emma
    Don't hold back!
[16:54] Noir
    I sure won't!
[17:02] Noir
    Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft.
[17:16] Emma
    Noir... Are you done yet?
[17:18] Noir
    Maybe her ears are sensitive.
[17:21] Noir
    We've been friends forever,
[17:23] Noir
    but I guess there's still a lot
    I don't know about her.
[17:33] Emma
    N-No!
[17:43] Noir
    It spotted us!
[17:46] Noir
    Hurry... Hurry!
[17:49] Noir
    I need that LP!
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[17:59] Noir
    I'm topped off!
[18:01] Noir
    Now to improve Emma's skill—
[18:21] Noir
    Stone Bullet 100.
[18:23] Noir
    Big brains, big skills.
    Maybe size does matter sometimes.
[18:26] Emma
    Noir!
[18:29] Noir
    Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill!
SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
    Skills
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Emma Brightness
SIGN    Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]
    Skills
[18:59] Emma
    Did you see that?
[19:00] Noir
    I-I did, but... I've actually
    seen them plenty of times.
[19:06] Emma
    That's fine. You can keep looking
    at them, just for today.
[19:10] Noir
    Huh?
[19:12] Emma
    It's to thank you... for making me stronger!
[19:29] Lola
    Th-This is truly... proof that
    you completed your quest.
[19:32] Lola
    Did you really do this on your own?
[19:35] Noir
    Yes! Emma took down the
    Big Rabbit all on her own!
[19:39] Emma
    Lola...
[19:42] Emma
    Um... Thank you.
[19:44] Emma
    I gained some confidence
    because of this quest.
[19:48] Lola
    Oh, no... I apologize
    for my prior rudeness.
[19:52] Lola
    Congratulations on completing your quest.
[19:56] Noir
    Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit
    flesh is delicious.
[20:00] Lola
    Yes. It's hard to come by.
[20:04] Lola
    I hear adventurers eat the meat
    right after they defeat them.
[20:07] Noir
    Well, you see, I happened to created
    a skill called Pocket Dimension
[20:09] Noir
    that allows me to store large
    items in another dimension.
[20:14] Noir
    Let's all have some together.
[20:17] Adventurer 5
    Whoa!
[20:18] Adventurer 6
    That's great!
[20:19] Lola
    You're amazing at your job and considerate...
[20:23] Lola
    How wonderful.
[20:26] Emma
    You're the best, Noir!
[20:36] Adventurer 7
    It smells wonderful!
[20:40] Noir
    There's plenty more!
[20:43] Adventurer 8
    It's so good!
[20:44] Adventurer 9
    This is the best!
[20:47] Emma
    My meat!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[20:51] Sign
    Barbecue Is
     a Battlefield.
     by Emma Brightness
[20:51] Emma
    "Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"
    by Emma Brightness.
[20:55] Guild Master
    Go on, eat up.
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[21:01] Lola
    Noir, here's your reward for this quest.
[21:04] Noir
    Oh, thank you very much.
[21:06] Lola
    Looks like you have enough
    for your enrollment fee now.
[21:09] Lola
    Congratulations on getting
    accepted to the school.
[21:11] Adventurers
    Congratulations!
[21:17] Adventurer 10
    Good luck at Hero Academy!
[21:19] Adventurer 11
    Congrats on getting in!
[21:21] Adventurer 12
    Cheers! Congrats!
[21:23] Noir
    Wait... What is this?
[21:26] Noir
    It's like a dream... How did this happen?
[21:29] Adventurer 13
    Cheers to the adventurers of Odin!
[21:32] Adventurer 14
    Just call us if you need any help.
[21:34] Adventurer 15
    You should join my party next time!
[21:36] Noir
    What changed me?
[21:39] Noir
    How did I become stronger?
[21:41] Noir
    Who do I thank for this?
[21:48] Noir
    Oh, right.
[21:51] Noir
    This is all...
[21:54] Emma
    Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak!
[21:57] Noir
    Right.
[22:08] Noir
    Everyone, thank you so much!
[22:22] Noir
    It's all thanks to you, Master!
[22:26] Noir
    I'll come see you again...
[22:29] Noir
    Very soon.
[22:36] Olivia
    Or, you know...
[22:39] Olivia
    You could come see me right now!
SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
[24:18] Emma
    Next time, "The Troubled Classmate."
SIGN    Illustration: Tetsubuta

Season 1

E3 - The Troubled Classmate

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[00:08] Emma
    All right.
[00:09] Emma
    We both paid our enrollment
    fees, so that means...
[00:14] Noir
    I guess our new lives here at the
    Hero Academy are about to begin.
[00:18] Emma
    Yeah!
[00:23] Emma
    Noir, you need to bow!
[00:24] Noir
    Huh?
[00:25] Noir
    R-Right.
[00:31] Noir
    Is she a student, too?
[00:33] Emma
    You don't remember?
[00:36] Emma
    She was there during the exams.
    Maria Fianna Albert.
[00:42] Emma
    She's the daughter of
    the famous Duke Albert.
[00:46] Noir
    A duke... So she's one of
    the highest-ranking nobles.
[00:50] Noir
    I'll sneak a peek with my
    Discerning Eye to see what she's like.
[01:00] Emma
    Noir? Is something wrong?
[01:03] Noir
    There's...
[01:05] Noir
    There's a curse on her.
[01:07] Noir
    A curse that will cause her to
    die on her sixteenth birthday.
SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
[02:58] Noir
    A-Alice... You sure like to be close.
[03:02] Alice
    Well, today's your first day of school.
[03:07] Alice
    I know you'll do wonderfully
    at the Hero Academy.
[03:10] Alice
    I don't care if I have to cough up blood!
    I'm going to get into that school next year!
[03:14] Noir
    Th-There'll be no need to
    cough up blood, but thanks.
[03:19] Alice
    Here, Brother Dearest.
[03:22] Noir
    A-Alice?
[03:24] Alice
    I feel that if I let you go,
    you'll go somewhere far away.
[03:29] Noir
    I'm just going to school.
[03:32] Dad
    Good morning, my elite academy student!
[03:34] Dad
    It's time... for...
[03:44] Dad
    What's a father to do about this?!
[03:57] Emma
    Morning, Noir!
[03:59] Noir
    Morning, Emma.
[04:01] Noir
    You seem chipper this morning.
[04:02] Emma
    Well, it's our first day of school!
[04:04] Emma
    My job as a librarian was whatever,
    but I'm going to do my best with this!
[04:08] Noir
    Yeah, we're in the same S Class.
[04:12] Emma
    So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting?
[04:16] Noir
    S-Sure.
[04:31] Emma
    This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right?
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[04:38] ---
    Good morning.
[04:44] Emma
    I-I'm kinda nervous.
[04:47] Noir
    Yeah...
[04:49] Noir
    We have to wear these badges that show
    our ranks just for the first day of school.
[04:53] Noir
    Although the school says
    your status doesn't matter...
[05:03] Noir and Emma
    G-Good morning.
SIGN    The guy's a baronet.
SIGN    So he's a low-class noble.
SIGN    Guess we can ignore him.
[05:12] Allen
    Nice to meet you!
[05:14] Allen
    I'm Allen, the eldest son
    of the Milanos family.
[05:17] Allen
    I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.
    We are trusted advisers to the king.
[05:21] Emma
    H-Hello...
[05:23] Hjorth
    I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family!
[05:26] Hjorth
    Sweet! You're totally my type!
[05:28] Kent
    I'm Kent Proix!
[05:30] Kent
    My family ranks as the fourth-richest family!
SIGN    She's beautiful.
SIGN    How lovely.
SIGN    Totally different from that guy.
SIGN    They're huge...
[05:38] Lenore
    Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper,
[05:42] Lenore
    so don't even think about
    casually talking to me.
[05:44] Noir
    S-Sure.
[05:47] Noir
    Baronets are just commoners
    who served the kingdom
[05:50] Noir
    and were allowed to enter noble society.
[05:53] Noir
    Most of the nobles don't accept us.
[05:58] Glasses
    It's nice to meet you.
    I'm from the Siphon family...
[06:03] Glasses
    Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up.
[06:11] Maria
    Hello, everyone.
[06:17] Maria
    It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane?
[06:19] Amane
    Yes. It's rather nice.
[06:22] Noir
    Miss Maria is someone
    completely beyond my reach.
[06:29] Maria
    Oh!
[06:31] Maria
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia.
[06:34] Noir
    Huh?
[06:37] Hjorth
    L-Lady Maria spoke to him?
[06:39] Kent
    Why? He's just a baronet!
[06:42] Maria
    I'm honored to meet you.
[06:44] Maria
    I do hope that you'll be kind.
[06:48] Noir
    L-Likewise...
[06:50] Maria
    Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness.
[06:53] Emma
    G-G-Good day!
[06:55] Noir
    When did you become friends with Miss Maria?
[06:57] Emma
    What? That's my line!
[07:00] Noir
    Huh?
[07:02] Noir
    What's going on?
[07:04] Noir
    Miss Maria doesn't seem
    like a bad person, but...
[07:08] Noir
    I wonder why she has a curse
    that'll kill her at sixteen...
[07:14] Maria
    Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us.
[07:18] Amane
    Pardon. Please let us through.
[07:22] Glasses
    Hey, maybe I misjudged you!
[07:24] Glasses
    I didn't know you knew Lady Maria.
[07:27] Glasses
    I'm from the Siphon family. My—
[07:28] Noir
    Not interested.
[07:31] Glasses
    But I'm from the Siphon family...
[07:41] Elna
    I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,
    from when I was 7 until I was 24.
[07:49] Elna
    The name's Elna Stongs.
[07:51] Elna
    If any of you want me to whip
    you into shape, let me know.
[07:54] Elna
    I'll see you through to the end.
[08:00] Elna
    Though I'm not letting any of you
    leave until I'm satisfied.
[08:07] Noir
    She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay?
[08:11] Elna
    Outside the royal capital,
[08:13] Elna
    there are monsters, bandits,
    and villains everywhere.
[08:17] Elna
    Depending on your luck, you could
    be gone in an instant in this world.
[08:20] Elna
    So... we'll be doing some
    self-defense training today.
[08:24] Elna
    Let's see...
[08:28] Elna
    Noir Stardia. Step forward.
[08:30] Noir
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:33] Elna
    Come at me with that sword
    as if you intend to kill me.
[08:39] Noir
    Huh? But what if I...
[08:41] Elna
    Don't worry. You won't even
    be able to scratch me.
[08:46] Noir
    She's so confident.
    Is she really that strong?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Elna Stongs Lv.232
SIGN    Age: 24
    Occupation: Academy Instructor
    Skills:
    Skills:
    Skills:

[08:55] Noir
    Sh-She's insanely strong!
[08:58] Noir
    I'm only level 35!
[09:01] Elna
    Well? What are you waiting for?
[09:04] Noir
    I won't be able to hold back!
[09:08] Noir
    I have to give it my all and strike
    with every ounce of my strength!
[09:22] Elna
    The Back Step. This is what
    you'll be learning today.
[09:27] Noir
    Sh-She's so fast!
[09:29] Elna
    Now you'll be on defense.
    Try doing what I just did.
[09:35] Noir
    Th-That's probably not
    as easy as you think...
[09:38] Elna
    But it is. You just draw me in,
    then take a step back.
[09:42] Elna
    All right, here I come!
[09:44] Noir
    I-I'll be fine!
[09:46] Noir
    I've fought in a hidden dungeon
    plenty of times! I've got—
[09:50] ---
    this?!
[09:57] Emma
    Noir!
[09:59] Emma
    Are you okay, Noir?
[10:01] Elna
    Don't worry. I'll use Heal
    to fix him right up.
[10:04] Elna
    Now we can try that one more time.
[10:08] Kent
    Sh-She's no demon instructor...
[10:09] Hjorth
    She's just a demon.
[10:15] Elna
    Hmm, let's see...
[10:18] Elna
    If you can successfully do a Back Step,
    I'll give you a prize.
[10:22] Noir
    A prize?
[10:23] Elna
    If you manage to evade
    even one of my attacks,
[10:27] Elna
    I'll do something you're sure to enjoy.
[10:36] Hjorth
    Fail, damn it!
[10:37] Kent
    I'm gonna get that prize!
[10:40] Guy
    I get to go next!
[10:45] Lenore
    Boys are just so... pathetic.
[10:48] Noir
    I've had enough pain...
[10:51] Noir
    Maybe I can use Get Creative
    to create Martial Arts C?
SIGN    Martial Arts C
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN    LP.1000
[10:55] Noir
    Damn, that's a lot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Remaining
SIGN    LP.830
[10:56] Noir
    Then how about improving Back Step?
SIGN    Improving Back Step
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    LP.200
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Remaining
SIGN    LP.1630
[10:59] Noir
    Yes! This is much more cost-effective!
[11:03] Noir
    Hey, wai—
[11:04] Elna
    Don't zone out on me!
[11:20] Noir
    So the agreement was that if
    I managed to use Back Step...
[11:23] Noir
    I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna?
[11:31] Emma
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:39] Noir
    Ms. Elna.
[11:41] Noir
    She has trained as a mercenary
    ever since she was young.
[11:45] Noir
    She's a cool, mature woman.
[11:49] Noir
    And her prize happened to be...
[11:56] Elna
    Well, how do you like that?
[11:58] Elna
    I got plenty of compliments about
    my ass when I was a mercenary.
[12:08] Allen
    I can't believe he's the only one
    who did a successful Back Step!
[12:11] Hjorth
    Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize!
[12:13] Kent
    At least sound happier!
[12:17] Lenore
    You're all fools.
[12:22] Emma
    Noir...
[12:29] Elna
    Go on. Tell me how you feel.
[12:32] Noir
    I-I can't breathe...
[12:35] Elna
    What? You've got the hots for me?
[12:38] Noir
    N-No, it's just... your ass is heav—
[12:40] Elna
    Excuse me?!
[12:45] Elna
    Right. Break and prize time is over.
[12:50] Allen
    Hey, how was it?
[12:52] Allen
    Was it soft? How'd it smell?
[12:54] Kent
    I'm so jealous.
[12:56] Hjorth
    I want to experience that, too...
[12:59] Elna
    Can it over there.
[13:04] Emma
    Noir, are you okay?!
[13:06] Emma
    You're not going to suddenly
    have a thing for butts, are you?
[13:09] Noir
    O-Of course not...
[13:11] Noir
    I definitely don't need to do that again.
[13:13] Noir
    Yet my LP went up 400.
[13:16] Noir
    I might have to ask her to sit on me again.
[13:21] Elna
    All right, time for the next lesson.
[13:24] Elna
    Divide up into pairs.
[13:29] Emma
    Noir, let's pair up!
[13:31] Noir
    Sure.
[13:32] Elna
    Hey, you two.
[13:34] Elna
    You two can't pair up.
[13:36] Emma
    What? But why?
[13:38] Elna
    You're dating, aren't you?
[13:40] Elna
    That gives you an unfair advantage.
[13:42] Noir
    No, we aren't dating, ma'am.
[13:45] Elna
    What? Really?
[13:47] Emma
    Correct. Not yet.
[13:49] Emma
    For now, we're just very close friends
    who've known each other forever.
[13:53] Elna
    Well, I'm still going to say no.
[13:56] Elna
    Maria and Amane,
    you two can't pair up, either.
[14:00] Elna
    You're Maria's attendant, aren't you?
[14:03] Amane
    Yes...
[14:05] Elna
    Glare at me all you want.
    The answer's still no.
[14:10] Allen
    In that case, Maria...
[14:12] Allen
    Let us team up.
[14:16] Allen
    Both of our fathers are dukes.
[14:19] Allen
    Let us work together as
    proud nobles of the same rank.
[14:25] Maria
    I humbly decline.
[14:27] Allen
    Wha—
[14:29] Maria
    My fellow students, it is mere luck
    that I was born the daughter of a duke.
[14:34] Maria
    So I am very aware of how hard I must work
    to be worthy of my status every day.
[14:42] Maria
    I truly respect baronets because,
[14:47] Maria
    despite the fact that they
    were once commoners,
[14:51] Maria
    they are warriors who put their lives
    on the line for this kingdom.
[15:00] Maria
    Instead of a higher noble who will
    likely throw around their title,
[15:06] Maria
    I'd rather be with a sincere baronet.
[15:13] Maria
    Noir, may I have a round with you?
[15:18] Noir
    I would be absolutely honored.
[15:31] Amane
    Th-They're, uh...
[15:33] Emma
    They're getting really close!
[15:38] Alice
    Another new girl?!
[15:42] ---
    S—
[15:45] Alice
    Sorry.
[15:52] Elna
    Right, then. Next, you'll be
    practicing Passive Defense.
[15:55] Elna
    Throw your partner around
    a few times, then switch.
[15:58] Noir
    You can throw me first.
[16:00] Maria
    Yes, all right.
[16:06] Noir
    For the Passive Defense skill...
SIGN    Skill Passive Defense
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative:
[16:09] Noir
    It's so cheap!
[16:10] Noir
    Maybe it's because I was always
    so passive to begin with...
[16:17] Maria
    Here I go.
[16:22] Noir
    All right, that worked.
[16:32] Noir
    I-If nof whaf youf fink!
[16:34] Noir
    I-I'mf immofent fere!
[16:36] Amane
    Please don't move, Noir.
[16:38] Noir
    Huh?
[16:39] Amane
    Maria?
[16:40] Maria
    I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath.
[16:48] Amane
    I told you not to push yourself.
[16:51] Noir
    Wait, is this because of her curse?
[16:53] Elna
    Rest for a while.
[16:55] Elna
    I'll come check on you
    once the lesson is over.
[16:57] Amane
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[17:08] Noir
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse
[17:10] Noir
    causes one's entire body to be racked
    with intense pain at regular intervals.
[17:13] Noir
    A curse skill that brings death
    at the age of sixteen.
[17:16] Noir
    If I used Editor to remove it...
SIGN    Sixteenth Year Death Curse
SIGN    LP needed to Remove:
[17:22] Noir
    Crap... I don't have nearly enough.
[17:24] Noir
    Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill.
[17:30] Noir
    Answer me, Great Sage.
[17:32] Noir
    What's the most efficient way
    to earn LP right now?
[17:36] Great Sage
    The answer is...
[17:37] Great Sage
    Line up all the girls here.
[17:42] Great Sage
    Next, run by them as your hand
    touches their breasts.
[17:49] Great Sage
    If you're able to touch all of them,
    you'll gain 2,000 LP.
[17:53] Noir
    Like I could actually do that!
[17:54] Noir
    And that's not enough LP anyway!
[17:56] Noir
    Damn it, my head hurts now!
[18:00] Noir
    B-But I have the Headache
    Immunity skill... So why...
[18:04] Emma
    Noir, what's wrong? You look pale.
[18:07] Noir
    Emma... Let's do...
[18:09] Noir
    Let's do the morning greeting.
[18:11] Emma
    Huh? Right here?!
    Th-That's embarrassing, though...
[18:14] Noir
    I can't hold back. Sorry!
[18:25] Noir
    That calmed it down.
[18:32] Elna
    You do realize we're in class right now?
[18:38] Noir
    I-It was an emergency...
[18:42] Elna
    Fifteen laps around the school!
    You'd better get runnin', boy!
[18:46] Noir
    Yes, ma'am!
[18:57] Noir
    Hello, Lola.
[18:59] Lola
    N-N-N-N-Noir?!
[19:01] Lola
    What are you doing here at this hour?
[19:02] Noir
    I started school today.
[19:05] Lola
    You need to let me know ahead of time!
[19:07] Lola
    Give me ten... no, five minutes!
[19:11] Receptionist
    She's fixing her makeup.
[19:12] Receptionist
    She went light on it today since
    she didn't think you'd show up.
[19:16] Noir
    I guess she did look a bit different.
[19:19] Noir
    But she's pretty enough without any...
[19:22] Emma
    Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave.
[19:25] Noir
    I can't. She's in charge of me.
[19:30] Emma
    Noir, you doofus.
[19:35] Lola
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse...
[19:38] lola
    A powerful curse skill that brings death.
[19:42] lola
    And you say a duke's daughter has it?
[19:47] Emma
    People always think nobility
    live such carefree lives.
[19:51] Noir
    She may not show it, but she's
    probably been through a lot.
[19:57] Noir
    If we don't break the curse
    in the next week, she'll...
[20:03] Lola
    Oh, no...
[20:05] Noir
    I need 8,000 LP to remove
    the skill with Editor.
[20:10] Noir
    I won't be able to get that much in a week.
[20:14] Noir
    You know all about skills
    and adventurers, Lola,
[20:16] Noir
    so you're the only one I can count on.
[20:19] Noir
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[20:23] Lola
    I believe there is.
[20:26] Lola
    If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[20:28] Noir
    A cleric?
[20:30] Lola
    The cleric Luna. She's my friend,
    and I trust her skills.
[20:37] Lola
    She's so popular that her schedule
    is full for the next three months.
[20:42] Emma
    Noir, maybe she'll be able to help!
[20:44] Noir
    Yeah! She sounds perfect.
[20:46] Lola
    But she rarely takes on jobs
    to remove curse-based skills.
[20:51] Noir
    What? Why not?
[20:53] Lola
    I don't know the details.
[20:55] Lola
    There may be some reason behind it,
[20:58] Lola
    but I'm her best friend,
    and she won't even tell me.
[21:01] Emma
    What should we do, Noir?
[21:08] Noir
    If I can use my skills to get rid of
    whatever the cleric's issue is...
[21:12] Noir
    If I don't do it, who will?
[21:16] Noir
    She helped me out back there.
[21:26] Noir
    This time, I'm going to
    be the one who saves her.
[21:32] Noir
    Lola!
[21:36] Noir
    Please introduce me to this cleric.
[23:19] Noir
    Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you?
[23:21] Elna
    Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman
    anywhere who'll rub my shoulders...
[23:25] Noir
    I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again.
[23:29] Elna
    All right... if you can satisfy me, that is.
[23:36] Noir
    Get Creative and create
    the Shoulder Rub skill!
SIGN    Skill Shoulder Rub
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative:
[23:48] Noir
    How's that?
[23:55] Noir
    Is this it? Is this the spot?
[23:58] Elna
    Y-Yes! Right there!
[24:05] Sign
    Meeting in progress, do not enter!
[24:05] Elna
    You're too good! Harder!
[24:09] Noir
    After that, she sat on me a bunch,
    and I gained a ton of LP.

[24:17] Lola
    Next time, "The Untainted Cleric."
SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric"

Season 1

E4 - The Untainted Cleric

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[00:14] Lola
    She should be at the temple at this hour.
[00:20] Monk
    The line to see the Lady Cleric is here.
[00:22] Monk
    Please have your ticket in hand.
SIGN    Man, I feel alive again!
SIGN    My body feels so much lighter.
[00:35] Lola
    Looks like she's working hard again
    today. Hopefully not too hard.
[00:43] (Flashback) Lola
    I believe there is.
[00:44] (Flashback) Lola
    If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[00:47] (Flashback) Lola
    But she rarely takes on jobs
    to remove curse-based skills.
[00:52] (Flashback) Lola
    There may be some reason behind it,
[00:55] (Flashback) Lola
    but I'm her best friend,
    and she won't even tell me.
[01:07] Monk 2
    Lady Cleric...
[01:08] Luna
    I'm taking a break.
[01:10] Luna
    I apologize, but please wait.
[01:12] Monk 2
    Understood.
[01:24] Luna
    Oh, whoops...
[01:27] Luna
    I seem to be out of energy.
[01:29] Lola
    It appears as though you're
    working too hard, Lady Cleric.
[01:33] Luna
    Oh, it's you, Lola.
[01:35] Lola
    That's quite the greeting for someone
    who's worried about you.
[01:41] Luna
    I apologize.
[01:45] Luna
    So what's the very capable receptionist
    from the guild doing here today?
[01:50] Lola
    I hate to ask this when I know you're tired,
[01:53] Lola
    but I needed to discuss
    something important with you.
[03:29] Noir
    Today's the day that Lola is going
    to introduce us to this cleric.
[03:34] Noir
    I had some time before we
    were supposed to meet up,
[03:36] Noir
    so I decided to get some
    advice from my master.
[03:40] Noir
    "Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[03:42] Noir
    Let me train in secret to become
    the strongest in the world!"
[03:54] Olivia
    Hmph.
SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
[03:56] Olivia
    Hmphity hmph.
[03:59] Noir
    M-Master?
[04:00] Noir
    Are you mad about something?
[04:02] Olivia
    Well, you haven't come see me at all!
[04:06] Olivia
    I feel like it's been about two weeks.
[04:10] Noir
    S-Sorry about that!
[04:12] Noir
    I meant to come sooner,
[04:15] Noir
    but I ran into a little problem.
[04:20] Olivia
    I see. A duke's daughter with a curse.
[04:24] Noir
    Yes.
[04:25] Olivia
    If it's a curse-based skill,
    it might have to do with her family.
[04:29] Noir
    Her family? You mean something
    to do with her ancestors?
[04:33] Olivia
    Yeah, it happens all the time!
[04:35] Olivia
    There's a skill to curse one's descendants.
[04:38] Noir
    But that's...
[04:40] Olivia
    You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative
    enough to create the skill to undo it.
[04:46] Olivia
    It's probably best if you let
    that cleric girl handle it.
[04:50] Noir
    Right. That's what I plan on doing, but...
[04:53] Noir
    I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like.
[04:56] Olivia
    If she has the skill to exorcise things,
    she's probably at least part elf.
[05:00] Noir
    An elf, huh?
[05:02] Noir
    You don't see them very often.
[05:04] Olivia
    It's great to fulfill some of
    your desires with other species.
[05:07] Olivia
    You'll get lots of extra LP with them!
[05:10] Noir
    What?!
[05:12] Olivia
    You gotta go for the glory!
[05:15] Noir
    Wh-What are you—
[05:18] Noir
    S-So, Master, what would you
    do to earn about 10,000 LP?
[05:23] Olivia
    Oh, in my case... Here.
    I'll whisper it to you.
[05:32] Olivia
    First...
[05:34] Olivia
    ...to get their body extra sensitive...
[05:37] Olivia
    ...tie down their...
[05:39] Olivia
    ...and while they're...
[05:43] Olivia
    Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time!
[05:49] Olivia
    Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir.
[05:53] Noir
    Sh-She's totally messing with me...
[05:56] Olivia
    You probably won't be able to
    get 10,000 that quickly,
[05:59] Olivia
    but I can teach you a skill
    that'll be super useful in gaining LP.
[06:03] Noir
    Really? That'll be great!
[06:05] Olivia
    Okay! Let your awesome master
    Olivia fill you in on the deets.
[06:11] Noir
    Thank you!
[06:16] Olivia
    And now, for those deets...
[06:18] Olivia
    You'll get the best bang for your buck!
    This forbidden skill is...
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
    Lucky Lecher
[06:25] Olivia
    It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,
    but it's effective as hell!
SIGN    Only takes 300 LP to get!
[06:29] Olivia
    You'll have some indescribable experiences!
[06:33] Noir
    Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher!
SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.35
    LP.2270
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.35
    LP.1970
[06:46] Emma
    Noir! Took you long enough!
[06:50] Emma
    The Lady Cleric and Lola
    are gonna show up soon!
[06:52] Noir
    Huh?
[06:56] Noir
    Whoops, sorry!
[07:10] Noir
    Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs.
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    No!
[07:30] Noir
    Damn, my luck just won't stop!
[07:33] Noir
    This is how effective Lucky Lecher is?
[07:38] (Flashback) Olivia
    Buh-ling!
[07:38] Noir
    Th-This skill's amazing!
[07:41] Noir
    You're the best, Master.
[07:42] (Flashback) Olivia
    Buh-ling!
[07:44] Noir
    But this is going to affect my life.
[07:49] Noir
    I just need to use Editor
    to tinker with it a bit.
[07:51] Noir
    Lucky Lecher.
SIGN    Lucky Lecher
SIGN    Causes erotic situations to occur
[07:53] Noir
    Causes erotic situations to occur with
    nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex.
[07:56] Noir
    Just need to add "rarely."
SIGN    Spent
SIGN    with nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN    "rarely"
[08:00] Noir
    As well as, "Skill will not trigger
    during serious situations."
SIGN    Spent
SIGN    "Skill will not trigger during serious situations."
[08:05] Noir
    Gotta make sure these only
    happen at the right time.
[08:11] Emma
    Hey! What are you smirking about?!
[08:14] Noir
    I-I'm not!
[08:16] Emma
    You were totally staring
    at those other girls, too!
[08:17] Luna
    That must be Noir.
[08:19] Emma
    Noir, you doofus!
[08:21] Luna
    He's pretty cute.
[08:24] Luna
    Just my type, actually.
[08:25] Lola
    Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:28] Emma
    Oh, Lola.
[08:30] Noir
    And...
[08:32] Noir
    The Lady Cleric?
[08:37] Lola
    Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is...
[08:40] Luna
    Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two.
[08:44] Emma
    L-Likewise.
[08:45] Noir
    N-Nice to meet you.
[08:48] Emma
    Yeah.
[08:49] Luna
    We've got reservations.
    We can talk there.
[08:55] Emma
    Her silky, smooth, silvery locks...
[08:57] Emma
    Look at her from behind...
[08:59] Emma
    Her tight but perky butt...
[09:01] Emma
    Then her long, slim legs...
[09:05] Emma
    My only advantage over her is my boobs!
[09:08] Emma
    I never should've let Noir meet her.
[09:10] Noir
    Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go.
[09:20] Luna
    Lola told me the basics.
[09:22] Luna
    So this person you want me to look at...
[09:25] Noir
    Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke.
[09:32] Luna
    So it's her.
[09:34] Luna
    I've actually looked at her before...
[09:37] Luna
    But I declined lifting her curse.
[09:39] Noir
    But why? Don't you have
    a skill to lift curses?
[09:44] Luna
    Yes, I do. With no problems.
[09:48] Luna
    But...
[09:57] Luna
    I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse.
[10:00] Luna
    I can't save her.
[10:07] Luna
    How's Maria currently doing?
[10:10] Noir
    She doesn't even have a week to live.
[10:13] Noir
    She suffers convulsions
    that pain her entire body.
[10:16] Noir
    Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter.
[10:20] Luna
    So her curse has progressed that far...
[10:24] Lola
    Luna, you don't need to
    feel responsible for this.
[10:28] Lola
    You save dozens of people every day.
[10:31] Lola
    That itself is an amazing feat.
[10:35] Noir
    It seems that Luna feels
    pretty responsible for this.
[10:39] Noir
    Maybe she does have some kind of secret.
[10:44] Noir
    Discerning Eye.
SIGN    Species: Half-elf
    Age: 17
    Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer
    Skills:
    Skills:

[10:45] Noir
    Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Luna Heela Lv.35
SIGN    Skill: Lift Curse
    Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's
    Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to
    Skill: the strength of the curse.
[10:49] Noir
    Erases curse skills.
[10:52] Noir
    However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?!
[10:57] Noir
    So when she lifts the curse,
    Luna's own lifespan is...
[11:13] Merchant
    Here it comes! This is a huge load!
[11:19] Noir
    Elves live far longer than humans.
[11:22] Noir
    But apparently, even so,
    Miss Maria's curse is so powerful
[11:25] Noir
    that her lifespan can't cover it.
[11:31] Luna
    Noir...
[11:34] Luna
    Lead me to Miss Maria's home.
[11:37] Luna
    I will lift her curse.
[11:39] Lola
    B-But you just said you
    couldn't lift her curse.
[11:43] Luna
    Well...
[11:45] Noir
    Emma, Lola.
[11:47] Noir
    Could you leave us for a bit?
[11:51] Noir
    I'd like to talk to Luna in private.
[11:58] Noir
    Sorry this is so sudden.
[12:00] Noir
    I took a look at your stats with my skill.
[12:05] Noir
    If you cure Miss Maria,
    that means your life...
[12:09] Luna
    Stop! Don't say anymore!
[12:11] Noir
    But—
[12:11] Luna
    She's at death's door, isn't she?
[12:16] Luna
    How could I possibly leave her alone
     knowing her life is at stake?
[12:26] Luna
    I want to save people.
[12:29] Luna
    Just like my mother would have done.
[12:35] Luna
    My mother was also a cleric.
[12:39] Luna
    Even though she knew that
    her lifespan was at stake,
[12:42] Luna
    she continued lifting curses.
[12:45] Luna
    She kept her chipping away at her own
    lifespan to save those who were suffering.
[12:49] Luna
    And now, she's no longer with us.
[12:53] Luna
    But...
[12:56] Luna
    I'm very proud of my mother.
[13:04] Noir
    Luna...
[13:05] Luna
    And because I am my mother's daughter,
[13:08] Luna
    I want to use this power for others...
[13:19] Luna
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
SIGN    There's trouble!
SIGN    A wall collapsed! Someone help!
SIGN    There's a child underneath!
SIGN    He's terribly injured!
[13:37] Lola
    Hey, are you okay?
[13:43] Emma
    Hang in there!
[13:44] Lola
    W-We need to heal him immediately.
[13:48] Luna
    I wonder sometimes...
[13:51] Luna
    Why are we born into this world?
[13:55] Noir
    I still don't know the answer to that.
[13:59] Luna
    It's all right.
[14:01] Luna
    I'm sure you'll find that answer someday.
[14:04] Noir
    I guess you've already found yours, Luna.
[14:08] Luna
    Yes.
[14:09] Luna
    I can save lives and bring
    about so many smiles.
[14:13] Luna
    That is my mission!
[14:21] Luna
    Healing Shot!
[14:32] Emma
    Thank goodness!
[14:33] Lola
    Luna!
[14:34] Noir
    W-Wow...
[14:35] Noir
    I guess your cleric title isn't just for show.
[14:42] Noir
    Luna—
[14:46] Noir
    Huh?! Luna?!
[14:50] Noir
    Are you... Huh?!
[14:55] Sign
    I don't
    wanna die
[14:56] Luna
    I-I don't wanna die...
[15:00] Luna
    Curses are scary!
[15:03] Noir
    Where did all of her bravery go?!
[15:05] Noir
    Wait, could this be...
SIGN    Skill
SIGN    
SIGN    Cowardice
SIGN    Depleting mana or receiving
SIGN    intense attacks may make the
SIGN    user even more cowardly.
[15:13] Noir
    Th-This probably sucks a lot.
[15:20] Lola
    Luna!
[15:22] Lola
    Oh, I knew it.
[15:24] Lola
    Luna's always like this.
[15:27] Lola
    Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time.
[15:33] Luna
    Mommy...
[15:35] Lola
    Don't worry, Mommy's right here.
    Come on, now, up you go.
[15:41] Luna
    I can't believe you saw that!
    Please just forget it!
[15:45] Luna
    Please! Please! I beg of you!
[15:49] Emma
    Hey, it's okay...
[15:51] Noir
    Yeah.
[15:52] Luna
    Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help!
[15:56] Luna
    Onward!
[16:00] Noir
    B-But...
[16:02] Luna
    Y-You don't need to worry about me...
[16:05] Luna
    I'm not scared of... anything...
[16:07] Noir
    Luna, let's figure out another way.
[16:10] Luna
    Huh?
[16:12] Luna
    B-But why?
[16:14] Noir
    Your legs.
[16:17] Luna
    I-I just can't contain my excitement!
[16:19] Noir
    But you said you were scared of curses.
[16:21] Luna
    What? No way. Can't recall.
[16:25] Lola
    Bad Luna!
[16:27] Lola
    Just tell us the truth already.
[16:30] Lola
    You're scared, aren't you?
[16:34] Luna
    If I save Maria, it's very likely
    that I'm going to...
[16:40] Luna
    die.
[16:43] Luna
    Just thinking about that is terrifying.
[16:48] Luna
    I'm a failure as a cleric.
[16:56] Lola
    You'll die if you lift a curse?
[16:59] Lola
    You never told me that before!
[17:00] Luna
    I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I...
[17:05] Lola
    Huh...
[17:06] Lola
    So I've been hanging out
    with you this whole time
[17:09] Lola
    without realizing something that important.
[17:12] Luna
    N-No!
[17:13] Lola
    Some best friend! It pisses me off!
[17:20] Lola
    I'm so mad that I was so clueless.
[17:22] Luna
    Huh?
[17:24] Lola
    I'm sorry I didn't realize how
    much you were suffering.
[17:30] Lola
    You're always like this, Luna!
[17:31] Lola
    You always put others before yourself!
[17:35] Luna
    Lola...
[17:37] Lola
    Rely on me... Please.
[17:41] Lola
    Stupid Luna...
[17:43] Luna
    Okay.
[17:49] Noir
    Lola... Luna...
[17:53] Noir
    There's something great about these two.
[18:03] Lola
    Sorry about all this.
[18:05] Luna
    You ended up witnessing
    such an embarrassing scene.
[18:08] Noir
    Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes.
[18:12] Noir
    Er, I was very moved by you two.
[18:15] Lola
    But what should we do?
[18:17] Emma
    If we try to save Miss Maria,
    then Luna will...
[18:24] Noir
    Don't worry.
[18:27] Noir
    Things aren't completely hopeless yet.
[18:31] Noir
    I'll be able to make this work
    without any casualties.
[18:37] Noir
    Earlier, I just gave it a shot,
    and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill.
SIGN    
SIGN    Erases curse skills.
SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:43] Noir
    I tried to get rid of the whole
    "lifespan is reduced" part, but...
SIGN    Uses
SIGN    Necessary
[18:50] Noir
    There's no way I can do 10,000 LP.
SIGN    User's lifespan
    is reduced.
SIGN    Lifespan
SIGN    Finances
SIGN    rels
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[18:54] Noir
    Then how about this?
SIGN    
SIGN    However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN    Erases curse skills.
SIGN    proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:56] Noir
    I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances."
SIGN    However, the user's finances are reduced in
SIGN    Uses
SIGN    Necessary
[19:00] Noir
    Perfect. This should work.
SIGN    Lifespan
SIGN    Finances
SIGN    rels
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    User's finances
    are reduced.
[19:06] Noir
    There's a way to save Miss Maria
    without having to sacrifice Luna.
[19:12] Emma
    Really, Noir?
[19:13] Noir
    Yup!
[19:15] Noir
    But I don't have quite
    enough LP to use this skill...
[19:20] Three
    LP?
SIGN    Lacking
[19:26] Luna
    Delicious foods...
[19:29] Lola
    Making money and satisfying
    worldly desires...
[19:31] Emma
    And doing exciting things with
    attractive members of the opposite sex...
[19:36] Noir
    Y-Yeah.
[19:38] Noir
    I can't use my Get Creative
    or Editor skills without LP.
[19:42] Noir
    You know, you can't make an omelet
    without breaking a few eggs...
[19:48] Noir
    A-Anyway! Can you think of a way
    for me to get 2,000 more LP?
[19:54] Noir
    And maybe something
    that'll increase Luna's finances.
[19:58] Emma
    You make it sound so easy.
[20:00] Luna
    I highly doubt there's
    anything that convenient.
[20:02] Lola
    But there is.
[20:03] Both
    Huh?!
[20:05] Lola
    A certain noble holds the perfect event
    for this occasion every week.
[20:11] Lola
    The next time it will be held is this weekend,
[20:13] Lola
    so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse.
[20:16] Noir
    What kind of event is it?
[20:19] Lola
    It's called...
[20:21] All
    It's called...?
[20:22] Lola
    The Harem Pride Event!
[20:27] Peppero
    Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes!
[20:31] Peppero
    Tonight, another ten that
    I'm jealous of... I mean...
[20:35] Peppero
    We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels
    who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends
[20:42] Peppero
    for a chance at one million rels!
SIGN    Unforgivable!
SIGN    Boo!
SIGN    Those lucky bastards!
SIGN    Piss off!
[20:50] Peppero
    So vent all the stress you can at
    the sight of these shitty normies!
[21:00] Lola
    Apparently, the host of this event has been
    betrayed by women countless times.
[21:05] Lola
    And the gentlemen who have gathered
    here have experienced something similar.
[21:10] Lola
    Most of them, apparently,
    don't have any lovers.
[21:14] Crowd A
    Death to hot guys!
[21:16] Crowd B
    Screw harems!
[21:18] Crowd
    Harems are unforgivable!
[21:20] Noir
    Th-This isn't a pride event...
    This is slander.
[21:26] Peppero
    Are you ready, my dudes?
[21:30] Peppero
    Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[21:43] Noir
    I-I think I want to go home now...
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:22] Alice
    Alice Theater.
[23:27] Alice
    Big Brother...
[23:31] Alice
    Y-You're back!
[23:34] Noir
    What were you doing, Alice?
[23:36] Alice
    Th-This is just... um...
[23:38] Alice
    I was just fixing your sheets!
[23:41] Noir
    They seem messier than before.
[23:45] Noir
    Don't worry. I'm just going
    to sleep in them as-is.
[23:48] Alice
    Huh? Big Brother?
[23:50] Noir
    I mean... we're siblings.
[23:53] Noir
    We used to sleep together
    like this all the time.
[23:56] Alice
    Y-Yes, of course!
[24:04] Noir
    U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister.
[24:06] Noir
    There's no way... my LP would go up...
[24:12] Noir
    Why?
[24:17] Luna
    Next time, "The Future of This Harem."
SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem"
SIGN    Illustration: Fuumi

Season 1

E5 - The Future of This Harem

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[00:08] Amane
    Maria, I brought your medi—
[00:12] Amane
    Maria!
[00:14] Amane
    Are you all right?!
[00:15] Maria
    M-My chest...
[00:29] Amane
    The curse... It's gotten this strong already.
[00:35] Amane
    Someone, please... save Maria.
SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem"
[02:16] Peppero
    Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[02:22] Crowd A
    Hurry up and start!
[02:24] Crowd B
    We'll judge you!
[02:25] Crowd C
    We'll beat you to a pulp!
[02:29] Emma
    Wh-What's going on?
[02:32] Lola
    While the crowd insults you and
    yells defamatory remarks at you,
[02:35] Lola
    they rate your harem.
[02:37] Lola
    As you can see, it's pretty messed up.
[02:39] Luna
    Talk about bad taste...
[02:41] Noir
    It'll be okay. I believe in these girls.
[02:45] Noir
    There's nothing to be afra—
SIGN    Get out here already!
SIGN    I'll yell at you!
[02:49] Crowd
    Where are the uggos?!
SIGN    I'll curse you!
[02:52] Noir
    There's nothing to be afraid of... I think.
[02:55] Peppero
    All right, let's get yelling at these
    normies to vent some stress.
[02:59] Peppero
    Entry number one!
    Let's have the harem step forth!
[03:11] Mira
    I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant!
[03:15] Mira
    Smoochies!
[03:20] Mira
    Wh-What's going on?
[03:24] Crowd A
    Barf...
SIGN    I'm gonna barf! Horf!
[03:30] Crowd E
    Come on! Do something about
    that oinker of a nose!
[03:34] Crowd B
    God, you're ugly!
[03:35] Crowd B
    You should get reincarnated
    again in another world!
[03:37] Crowd C
    At least you've got pretty hair!
    But the rest of you sucks!
[03:41] Crowd C
    You'd make any meal taste gross!
[03:44] Peppero
    True, that kiss she blew earlier
    would be equivalent to littering.
SIGN    Right?!
SIGN    You're absolutely right!
[03:52] Noir
    Th-This may be harder than I thought...
[03:55] Mira
    That's so mean...
[03:57] Man A
    Hey! That's enough, you jerks!
    This is why you can't even get girlfri—
[04:01] Crowd A
    We don't want any!
[04:03] Crowd D
    If we had to walk around
    with that uggo there...
[04:06] Crowd C
    ...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch.
SIGN    Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo!
[04:12] Noir
    N-No one could possibly survive this...
[04:16] Peppero
    One moment!
[04:17] Peppero
    They don't get to leave until I score them.
[04:21] Peppero
    And now for the scores...
[04:24] Peppero
    Out of 1,000...
[04:26] Peppero
    Thirty!
[04:28] Peppero
    Twenty-six!
[04:29] Peppero
    Five!
[04:31] Peppero
    Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000!
[04:36] Noir
    This place is harsher than any dungeon...
[04:40] Emma
    Now I wanna go home!
[04:42] Noir
    Emma...
[04:43] Lola
    Feel free to leave at any time.
[04:47] Lola
    Noir can still count on me.
[04:49] Emma
    I-I'm not going home!
    I can handle insults like that!
[04:54] Noir
    Good job, Lola. She got Emma
    back in the game instantly.
SIGN    Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[05:06] Noir
    After that, the rest of the teams
    had to face a storm of insults.
SIGN    Yikes!
SIGN    That last uggo was way better!
[05:17] Noir
    The more rounds that passed,
    the harsher the crowd got.
[05:21] Noir
    The insults just kept digging deeper.
SIGN    God, my eyes are rotting!
SIGN    You never looked in a mirror before?
SIGN    Who let you out in public?
[05:33] Noir
    And then, team number 9
    flipped it all around...
[05:38] Lola
    Th-That's...
[05:39] Noir
    What is it?
[05:40] Lola
    That's an adventurer team
    from our rival guild, Lahmu.
[05:45] Noir
    Huh... They've got some
    hotties on another level.
[05:48] Emma
    Oh, Noir.
[05:50] Lola
    Now's not the time to be admiring them.
[05:52] Luna
    Yeah, because we need to beat them.
[05:58] Peppero
    A total of... 2,700 points.
[06:02] Noir
    Huh... They actually do score hot girls high.
[06:06] Crowd B
    What can we do?
[06:07] Crowd C
    Let's hold off until the next ones.
[06:10] Noir
    The crowd's frustration is building.
[06:12] Noir
    What should we do? If these girls...
[06:16] Noir
    end up humiliated like that...
[06:21] Noir
    W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here!
[06:24] Peppero
    And now, let's have the final team come forth!
[06:32] Noir
    C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot.
[06:39] Noir
    Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry.
[06:43] Noir
    I've got your back.
[06:45] Emma
    Noir...
[06:47] Peppero
    Well, come out here and show your stuff!
[06:49] Emma
    Okay!
[06:51] Emma
    Right, let's do this!
[06:55] Noir
    Yeah! She's got a spring in her step!
[06:57] Lola
    She's got some springs in
    a few other places, too...
[07:02] Emma
    I-I'm Emma! I just started
    at the Hero Academy!
[07:08] Emma
    I, uh... I'm still really new at this,
    so I might not be much help,
[07:13] Emma
    but I can at least hear out your problems.
[07:16] Emma
    S-So feel free to talk to me anytime!
[07:27] Crowd B
    ...plode.
[07:28] Emma
    Huh?
[07:29] Crowd
    Explode!
[07:32] Crowd B
    If I could bury my face in her boobs,
    all my troubles would vanish!
[07:36] Crowd A
    And she's an elite from the Hero Academy?
[07:38] Crowd C
    She has a nice personality, too! Awesome!
[07:44] Noir
    Th-Thank goodness.
[07:48] Luna
    I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric.
[07:52] Luna
    If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know.
[07:54] Luna
    I have a healing bullet
    with your name on it.
[07:58] Crowd A
    I-It's Lady Luna!
[08:01] Crowd B
    She has a boyfriend?
[08:02] Crowd C
    Please heal my wounded heart!
[08:05] Lola
    I'm Lola!
[08:07] Lola
    I'm a receptionist at the
    adventurer guild Odin.
[08:11] Lola
    To all of you future adventurers out there,
[08:14] Lola
    we'll be waiting for you at our guild!
[08:17] Crowd D
    Sh-She pointed at me!
[08:19] Crowd C
    Don't be stupid! She pointed at me!
[08:21] Crowd A
    I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with
    you to be your adventurer boy!
[08:29] Peppero
    And now for the results...
[08:32] Peppero
    Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points!
[08:35] Peppero
    The highest score in our history?!
[08:38] Noir
    We...
[08:39] Emma
    We did it!
[08:42] Luna
    We won, Noir!
[08:44] Noir
    Yeah!
[08:45] Lola
    No, not yet.
[08:47] Lola
    It's only just begun.
[08:49] Peppero
    Correct!
[08:52] Peppero
    Don't get too excited yet!
[08:54] Peppero
    We're still... just getting started!
[08:58] Peppero
    You can only win this event if you manage
    to satisfy everyone in this venue!
[09:03] Emma
    What?! That's not fair!
[09:05] Peppero
    Silence! Those are the rules!
[09:08] Peppero
    Now the harem members will
    be presented with a scenario
[09:11] Peppero
    and have to show their love for their master!
[09:16] Peppero
    There are three scenarios.
SIGN    1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do?
SIGN    2. What do you do when your master catches a cold?
SIGN    3. Prove that you are the best harem ever.
[09:18] Noir
    Th-Those are really detailed.
[09:20] Luna
    Can we have time to hold a meeting?
[09:23] Peppero
    Very well. You get thirty seconds.
[09:26] Luna
    So what are we going to do?
[09:28] Lola
    We need some fresh reactions,
    so we should keep these secret from Noir.
[09:31] Emma
    Okay!
[09:32] Luna
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:34] Lola
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:35] Emma
    What?! We're doing something that bold?!
[09:37] Peppero
    Our first scenario!
[09:39] Peppero
    It's a cold night, and your master
    is shivering. What do you do?
[09:43] Peppero
    Go!
[09:44] Noir
    W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die.
[09:49] Lola
    Oh, are you cold?
[09:51] Luna
    You'll be okay now.
[09:52] Emma
    We'll warm you right up!
[09:55] Peppero
    Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child...
[09:59] Peppero
    But what's this?!
[10:01] Peppero
    They're rubbing their bodies
    against his to produce heat?!
[10:05] Crowd A
    C-Crap...
[10:06] Crowd B
    If they did that to me on a cold night...
[10:09] Crowd C
    I'd die for a completely different reason...
[10:12] Peppero
    Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario!
[10:15] Peppero
    What do you do when your
    master catches a cold?
[10:18] Peppero
    You'll have to use a prop this time!
[10:25] Lola
    You're always working so hard.
[10:29] Emma
    You need to rest when you have a cold.
[10:35] Luna
    Open wide, Noir.
[10:40] Crowd A
    She's blowing on it!
    Even though it's cold bread?!
[10:42] Crowd B
    Even if it's not hot at all?!
[10:44] Crowd C
    Sh-She's doing it so naturally!
[10:46] Crowd C
    Does that mean she's always
    feeding him freshly baked bread?
[10:50] Crowd D
    Th-This isn't like any cold I've had
    before... What's with them?
[10:55] Peppero
    M-My wife and daughter used to also...
[11:00] Peppero
    Next scenario!
[11:02] Peppero
    It's your last chance to show
    how powerful your harem is!
[11:04] Peppero
    Prove that you are the best harem ever!
[11:08] Noir
    This is suddenly pretty vague.
[11:11] Noir
    What are the girls going to...
[11:13] Noir
    Huh?
[11:13] Girls
    Ready, and...
[11:25] Crowd B
    My eyes! My eyes are sweating!
[11:28] Peppero
    Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks
    of my wife and daughter!
[11:32] Peppero
    Don't remind me of a past
    that I can never get back!
[11:38] Peppero
    Here's your reward!
[11:39] Peppero
    We'll just say you won!
    Now get out of my sight!
[11:46] Emma
    We did it!
[11:47] Lola
    We did.
[11:48] Luna
    Yeah.
[11:51] Noir
    So we actually got the one million rels!
[11:54] Noir
    Since I got to feel like I'm actually in
    a harem, plus the fact that we won...
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[12:09] Doctor
    I've done everything I can.
[12:14] Sign
    That was scary...
[12:15] Noir
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[12:29] Luna
    This must be it.
[12:30] Emma
    What a gorgeous mansion.
[12:32] Lola
    Well, she is a duke's daughter.
[12:41] Noir
    Amane...
[12:44] Amane
    Noir? What are you doing here?
[12:47] Noir
    Sorry.
[12:49] Noir
    I ended up having a peek at
    Miss Maria's stats with my skill.
[12:53] Amane
    What? Then...
[12:55] Noir
    Yes. I know about the curse.
    That's why we're here.
[13:04] Noir
    Miss Maria still has time.
[13:06] Noir
    She hasn't turned sixteen yet.
[13:20] Maria
    I knew ever since I was little...
[13:24] Maria
    that it was my fate to die
    before ever becoming an adult.
[13:31] Maria
    The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer
    who was defeated by my ancestor.
[13:39] Maria
    The curse didn't afflict
    everyone in my family. Just me.
[13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother
    Maria...
[13:47] (Flashback) Maria father
    Maria! Wake up!
[13:57] Maria
    Why was God so cruel to me?
[14:02] Maria
    No matter how much I struggled,
    I couldn't escape this curse.
[14:07] Maria
    In that case...
[14:09] Maria
    In that case, I wanted to
    live my life proudly
[14:11] Maria
    as a duke's daughter
    until the very last moment.
[14:14] Maria
    That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy.
[14:18] Maria
    And that's when I met...
[14:23] Amane
    Pardon me.
[14:25] Amane
    I've brought guests.
[14:30] Maria's Father
    Amane, who is this?
[14:32] Noir
    It's an honor to meet you.
    My name is Noir Stardia.
[14:35] Noir
    I apologize for just showing up at this hour.
[14:37] Noir
    I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria.
[14:40] Maria's Father
    Y-You're...
[14:42] Luna
    I apologize for last time.
[14:44] Maria's Father
    Could it be... that you've come
    to lift my daughter's curse?
[14:47] Luna
    Yes.
[14:48] Maria's Father
    But... you said that it was
    impossible to lift this curse.
[14:52] Luna
    Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it.
[14:56] Luna
    I did have a reason for declining
    your request, though.
[15:00] Maria's Father
    And what might that be?
[15:02] Luna
    You see, I can lift curses, but at the
    cost of taking part of my lifespan.
[15:07] Maria's Father
    But that would mean...
[15:09] Luna
    When the curse was weak, I was usually fine.
[15:14] Luna
    But the curse that plagues
    Miss Maria is very powerful.
[15:18] Luna
    Even though my elven blood allows
    me to live longer than humans,
[15:21] Luna
    that still wouldn't be enough.
[15:24] Maria's Father
    I see... So that's why...
[15:28] Maria's Father
    We couldn't possibly ask you to do that.
[15:31] Noir
    No, it's all right.
[15:34] Noir
    I used my skill so she'd lose her
    finances instead of her lifespan.
[15:38] Noir
    And we've raised more than
    enough money to make up for it.
[15:43] Noir
    So you don't need to worry anymore.
[15:44] Noir
    Leave this to us.
[15:50] Amane
    You're just as Maria expected.
[15:52] Noir
    Huh?
[15:53] Amane
    She figured you had some
    kind of special power.
[15:58] Amane
    You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity
    ever since entering the Hero Academy.
[16:02] Amane
    You were skilled enough to
    defeat such a powerful monster.
[16:06] Noir
    So she knew that I defeated it?
[16:09] Amane
    Yes.
[16:10] Amane
    Perhaps it's because she was
    always ill from her curse,
[16:13] Amane
    but she is skilled at reading others' emotions.
[16:18] Maria
    Noir?
[16:21] Noir
    Miss Maria, we've come to save you.
[16:24] Maria
    Wh-Why would you...
[16:27] Noir
    Why? Did you forget?
[16:30] Noir
    When we first met in class,
    you accepted me with open arms.
[16:36] Noir
    And even during battle training,
    even though I'm the son of a baronet...
[16:40] Noir
    You didn't even hesitate to talk to me.
[16:42] Noir
    You're the only one who acknowledged me.
[16:46] Noir
    You have no idea how happy that made me.
[16:48] Noir
    I could never thank you enough...
[16:51] Maria
    Noir...
[16:54] Noir
    So today, I wanted to repay you
    for your kindness and lift this curse...
[16:57] Maria
    Noir! What's wrong?
[17:00] Noir
    Oh, sorry.
[17:01] Noir
    I ended up using quite a bit of LP
    to do something about this curse...
[17:06] Maria
    LP?
[17:07] Noir
    Oh, uh... Basically, my life force.
[17:10] Maria
    Your life force?!
[17:11] Maria
    You went so far as to do that for me?
[17:13] Noir
    Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger
    or desire for material things...
[17:17] Noir
    o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to
    interact with a charming lady...
[17:21] Noir
    Huh?
[17:23] Noir
    M-Miss Maria?
[17:26] Maria
    O God, you truly are cruel.
[17:30] Maria
    Giving me the pleasure of living
    through a curse of death...
[17:38] Maria's Mother
    Oh, my.
[17:42] Maria
    Um... Do you feel a little better now?
[17:46] Noir
    Y-Yes! Of course!
[17:48] Luna
    Ahem.
[17:50] Luna
    I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes.
[17:53] Maria
    O-Okay.
[17:54] Noir
    Don't worry! I'll be right here.
[18:00] Luna
    All right, here we go.
[18:07] Noir
    Miss Maria, you can do this!
[18:38] Luna
    Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just...
[19:07] Noir
    Miss Maria?
[19:12] Maria
    Noir, I...
[19:15] Noir
    How do you feel?
[19:18] Maria
    The pain in my chest is gone!
[19:20] Noir
    One moment!
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SIGN    Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30
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[19:25] Noir
    I was able to confirm with my skill.
[19:28] Noir
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone.
[19:39] Maria's mother
    Thank goodness.
[19:40] Amane
    Maria!
[19:42] Maria
    Amane.
[19:43] Noir
    We did it.
[19:44] Luna
    Yeah. Now no one has to suffer.
[19:48] Maria
    Th-Thank you so much. Truly...
[19:51] Luna
    No, please allow me to thank you.
[19:54] Luna
    I finally feel at ease,
    now that I've lifted your curse.
[20:00] Maria
    Noir.
[20:05] Maria
    I could never thank you enough.
[20:10] Maria
    I will spend the rest of my life
    repaying this debt to you.
[20:13] Noir
    R-Really, there's no need...
[20:20] Noir
    All of my yesterdays managed to open up
    the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future.
[20:26] Noir
    I guess it feels really nice
    being able to help someone out.
[20:33] Emma
    Miss Maria totally fell for him.
[20:37] Lola
    Now we have another rival.
[20:39] Luna
    She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right.
[20:42] Luna
    Actually, I sort of did, too...
[20:47] Emma
    Noir, you doofus! You manwhore!
[20:49] Noir
    What? What's going on?
[20:52] Lola
    I actually aggressively agree
    with Emma just this once.
[20:55] Luna
    Indeed.
[21:00] Noir
    And so, we were able to
    successfully lift the curse.
[21:04] Olivia
    Yeah, and it's all thanks
    to the skills I gave you.
[21:08] Noir
    Thanks for everything, ma'am.
[21:10] Olivia
    Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant.
[21:13] Olivia
    We literally butted our heads together.
[21:15] Noir
    Did we?
[21:16] Olivia
    But man, Noir, you smell!
[21:19] Olivia
    I smell girls all over you more than ever!
[21:22] Noir
    Well, that's probably because...
[21:26] Noir
    We kissed a lot.
[21:28] Olivia
    Say what?!
[21:29] Noir
    O-Of course, it was to gain LP.
[21:32] Olivia
    I don't care about the reason.
[21:35] Olivia
    In that case, give me a kiss, too.
[21:37] Noir
    Huh?!
[21:38] Olivia
    Kiss me.
[21:39] Olivia
    I'm the only one who hasn't
    gotten one. It's not fair!
[21:42] Noir
    W-Well, about that...
    I'm usually the one getting kisses,
[21:45] Noir
    so I'm not actually used to
    giving them myself...
[21:48] Olivia
    Well, I obviously can't do it.
    My body won't move.
[21:51] Noir
    W-Well, yes, you've got a point...
[21:54] Olivia
    So go on. Kiss me, Noir.
[22:06] Olivia
    Pfft. You call that a kiss?
[22:08] Olivia
    Boo!
[22:09] Noir
    Th-This is all I can manage!
[22:11] Olivia
    Next time, I'll need a real kiss
    that can actually satisfy me!
[22:16] Olivia
    Make sure you get plenty
    of practice with others!
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[23:52] Alice
    Alice Theater!
[23:54] Alice
    Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you
    possibly be this late at night?
[24:00] Alice
    Your well-adjusted little sister
    is so worried that she can't sleep...
[24:04] Alice
    I sense something!
[24:07] Alice
    Three...
[24:09] Alice
    No, four.
[24:10] Alice
    Big Brother... I am very worried about you.
[24:18] Alice
    Next time, "The Tulip Lion."
SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion"
SIGN    Illustration: Korie Riko

Season 1

E6 - The Tulip Lion

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[00:04] Emma
    Well, she's definitely from a duke's family.
[00:07] Noir
    Yeah, this is beyond generous.
[00:10] Luna
    Indeed. We should be grateful.
[00:12] Lola
    We did lose all of the money we won
    at the harem event, after all.
[00:18] Noir
    In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse,
[00:22] Noir
    to our surprise...
[00:24] Noir
    We each got 100 million rels.
[00:27] Luna
    I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic.
[00:31] Noir
    I wonder what I'm going to do with all this.
[00:34] Emma
    Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop?
[00:37] Noir
    A shop?
[00:38] Emma
    Maybe you could sell monster materials.
[00:41] Emma
    Remember? We talked about this before.
[00:43] Emma
    That's a decent future, no?
[00:46] Emma
    I'd be happy to help.
[00:48] Lola
    No, it's my admin and accounting
    skills that Noir needs.
[00:52] Lola
    Can boobs do calculations?
[00:54] Lola
    I think not.
[00:56] Emma
    Grr!
[00:59] Luna
    Come now, you two.
[01:01] Luna
    Arguing is never beautiful.
[01:03] Luna
    Let's just compromise
    and say Noir and I will...
[01:06] Emma
    That's not a compromise!
[01:08] Lola
    At all!
[01:12] Noir
    H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later.
[01:16] Noir
    So for today...
[01:18] Noir
    I'm out!
SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion"
[02:56] Noir's Dad
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[02:59] Noir
    I received that for saving
    a duke's daughter.
[03:03] Noir
    Believe it or not, there's
    100 million rels in there!
[03:05] Noir's dad
    One hundred million?!
[03:08] Noir's Mom
    Oh, my.
[03:10] Alice
    That's amazing, Brother Dearest.
[03:12] Alice
    What are you going to do
    with all this money?
[03:16] Noir
    I'm not exactly sure yet.
[03:20] Noir's Dad
    Noir, I can't let you be the only
    breadwinner in this family.
[03:25] Noir's dad
    Why not leave this money with me?
[03:29] Noir
    Father...
[03:30] Noir's Dad
    Nay! Say no more!
[03:34] Noir
    You're planning to go
    to the casino, aren't you?
[03:36] Noir's dad
    Whoo! Hell yeah!
[03:38] Noir's dad
    You're so bright, my son!
    You totally get me!
[03:41] Alice
    To put it lightly, he's absolute trash.
[03:41] Noir's dad
    You're a mind reader!
[03:44] Noir's dad
    I never want to work again!
[03:44] Noir's Mom
    He brings shame upon our family.
[03:46] Noir's dad
    I know, right?
[03:49] Noir
    How about opening up a shop?
[03:51] Noir
    Maybe an item shop...
    one that handles rare materials.
[03:55] Noir
    I'll gather our goods.
[03:57] Noir's Mom
    Oh, my.
[03:58] Alice
    How wonderful!
[04:00] Noir's dad
    Hire me!
[04:02] Noir
    Then let's go with that.
[04:04] Noir
    Father, please find a good
    location and do the paperwork
[04:07] Noir
    we'll need to submit to the government.
[04:09] Noir's dad
    Leave it to me!
[04:11] Alice
    I'll keep a very close eye on him
    so that he doesn't pocket the money.
[04:16] Noir's Dad
    H-How little do you trust me?
[04:25] Noir
    And so, to collect monster materials...
[04:30] Noir
    I decided to conquer more of the dungeon.
[04:39] Noir
    Hello, Master.
[04:43] Noir
    Master? Are you sleeping?
[04:48] Noir
    M-Master?
[04:51] Noir
    Wait, it can't be...
[05:02] Noir
    I knew you were faking it.
    You sure love pulling pranks.
[05:07] Olivia
    Well, that's because you
    never come to see me!
[05:12] Noir
    Er, I just came here the other day.
[05:15] Olivia
    So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today?
[05:18] Noir
    Yes. I wanted to gather
    some treasures and materials.
[05:22] Noir
    And I'd like to get stronger.
[05:24] Olivia
    Then you should Get Creative and
    make the Dungeon Elevator skill
[05:27] Olivia
    so you can conquer it more efficiently.
[05:29] Olivia
    Once you've been to a floor,
    you can instantly travel there next time.
[05:35] Olivia
    Though once you use it, you won't be
    able to use it again for another hour.
[05:39] Noir
    That sounds great. I'll get right to it.
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SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2000
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400
[05:43] Olivia
    Also, I'd recommend
    the Blinding Light skill.
[05:46] Olivia
    Just like the name suggests,
    it's great at blinding things.
[05:50] Noir
    I guess I'll add that, too, then.
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SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1400
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200
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    Skills
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[05:53] Noir
    I should give it a test run...
[05:56] Noir
    Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes!
[06:01] Olivia
    Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir!
[06:04] Noir
    I-It's sort of strange having
    you laugh at me in that state.
[06:14] Noir
    I didn't find any noteworthy monsters
    on the third or fourth floors.
[06:17] Noir
    Then I got to the fifth...
[06:22] Noir
    I sense a presence over there.
[06:27] Noir
    Did they fight and end up killing each other?
[06:31] Noir
    Or...
[06:43] Noir
    A pitch-black lion?
[06:46] Noir
    I-I need to use Discerning Eye!
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[06:53] Noir
    I'm not getting any information?!
[07:01] Noir
    Th-Then I'll just have to...
[07:04] Noir
    use Blinding Light!
[07:10] Noir
    And then Dungeon Elevator
    to get the hell outta here!
[07:13] Tigerson
    W-Wait, human. I must speak with you.
[07:17] Noir
    I-It talked?!
[07:21] Tigerson
    You have no reason to fear me.
[07:23] Tigerson
    I am not suspicious in the least.
[07:26] Noir
    Er, I'm not sure about that.
[07:29] Noir
    And...
[07:31] Noir
    Why does it have a tulip
    growing on its head?!
[07:34] Tigerson
    Human, having acknowledged the talent
    you must have to reach this floor,
[07:39] Tigerson
    I have a request.
[07:41] Tigerson
    I will take you to the
    sixth floor, and in return,
[07:45] Tigerson
    I would like you to search for someone.
[07:53] Noir
    I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but...
[08:05] Noir
    M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong.
[08:09] Tigerson
    My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson.
[08:12] Noir
    Tiger... Huh? Tiger?
[08:16] Tigerson
    My friend gave me this name.
[08:18] Tigerson
    It is my pride and joy.
[08:20] Noir
    I-I see...
[08:23] Noir
    Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia.
[08:25] Tigerson
    Noir... No need for formalities.
[08:28] Noir
    All right.
[08:30] Noir
    So who's this person you want
    me to find on the sixth floor?
[08:34] Tigerson
    My friend.
[08:41] Tigerson
    Long ago, I accompanied my friend here.
[08:45] Tigerson
    We made it to the fifth floor handily,
[08:47] Tigerson
    but then my friend said he'd
    explore the sixth on his own.
[08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle
    There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
[08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle
    Wait here. I'll use my
    skills to get rid of them.
[08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle
    I promise I'll be back.
[09:00] Tigerson
    So I've been waiting this whole time.
[09:04] Noir
    H-How long have you been waiting?
[09:07] Tigerson
    Around 350 years now.
[09:09] Noir
    Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh...
[09:13] Tigerson
    My friend is an elf.
[09:15] Tigerson
    Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years.
[09:20] Noir
    I see. Still, you're very faithful.
[09:24] Noir
    You didn't consider just
    going to the sixth floor?
[09:26] Tigerson
    I promised my friend Vashelle
    that I would wait on the fifth floor.
[09:31] Tigerson
    A promise to a friend is absolute.
[09:36] Noir
    He's very considerate of his friend.
[09:40] Noir
    I left Tigerson behind
    and came to the sixth floor.
[09:46] Noir
    It's so dark.
[09:49] Noir
    Blinding Light is meant for blinding others.
[09:52] Noir
    It won't really help me look around.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1200
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.1000
[09:57] Noir
    All right, now I should be able to see.
[10:06] Noir
    There's something there.
[10:15] Noir
    It sorta looks like a person, but...
[10:22] Noir
    That's definitely not a person!
[10:28] Noir
    Discerning Eye!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Sextuple Zombie Lv.110
SIGN    Skills

[10:31] Noir
    A Sextuple Zombie?!
[10:38] Noir
    And now its friends are here!
[10:52] Noir
    What the hell is this?!
[11:02] Noir
    I-Its body breaks into six parts.
[11:05] Noir
    So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie...
[11:08] Noir
    I'll use the other door to get outside.
[11:15] Noir
    A-Another one?!
[11:25] Noir
    He seems different from the other zombies...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Zombie Lv.170
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN    Archery (Grade B)
SIGN    Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
SIGN    Sharp Ears
[11:32] Noir
    These skills...
[11:34] Noir
    And...
[11:36] Noir
    W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend?
[11:39] Noir
    Vashelle?!
[11:43] Sign
    Hello
[11:43] Sign
    Why does he have
    a tulip on his head?
[11:43] Tigerson
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:55] Noir
    Are you Vashelle?
[11:59] Noir
    That's not gonna work.
    I need to turn him back somehow.
[12:03] Noir
    Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill.
SIGN    
SIGN    Needed to delete
SIGN    Available LP.
[12:07] Noir
    It's not cheap, but...
[12:28] Vashelle
    Wh-What happened?
[12:30] Noir
    Are you the elf named Vashelle?
[12:33] Vashelle
    Y-Yes, I am.
[12:36] Noir
    My name is Noir.
[12:38] Noir
    I actually need to talk to you.
[12:47] Vashelle
    Tigerson? Really?
[12:49] Noir
    Yes. As promised, he's been
    waiting on the fifth floor.
[12:52] Vashelle
    But...
[12:55] Vashelle
    It's been more than 300 years.
[13:00] Vashelle
    He's truly a great friend.
[13:03] Noir
    Yes.
[13:05] Vashelle
    I just randomly named him Tigerson,
    but he fell in love with the name.
[13:11] Vashelle
    Before I came to this dungeon,
[13:13] Vashelle
    he saved me, even though he didn't know me.
[13:18] Vashelle
    He tried to leave without saying a word,
    so I ended up asking him
[13:22] Vashelle
    if he'd like to be my friend.
[13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson
    The other 990,000 creatures I have
    encountered all pointed a weapon at me.
[13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson
    You're the only one who reached out to me.
[13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson
    I've never had a friend before.
[13:44] Vashelle
    After that, I came to this dungeon
    to search for a treasure to send
[13:48] Vashelle
    to my love back home.
[13:50] Vashelle
    I happened to find the
    password in an ancient text.
[13:54] Noir
    And that's how you and
    Tigerson got to the fifth floor.
[13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle
    There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
[14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle
    Wait here. I'll use my
    skills to get rid of them.
[14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle
    I promise I'll be back.
[14:07] Vashelle
    I can hardly call myself a friend if
    he's just protecting me all the time.
[14:12] Noir
    I totally get that.
[14:14] Noir
    Up until recently, Emma had
    to protect me all the time.
[14:18] Vashelle
    And you saw how I ended up.
[14:21] Vashelle
    How am I supposed to face him again?
[14:24] Noir
    Vashelle...
[14:26] Vashelle
    But I can't keep him waiting any longer.
[14:42] Vashelle
    Tigerson...
[14:49] Tigerson
    I see that you are safe, my friend.
[14:58] Vashelle
    Tigerson...
[15:00] Vashelle
    Let's give up on conquering this dungeon.
[15:04] Tigerson
    I see. If that is what you wish.
[15:07] Vashelle
    My love might still be waiting for me.
[15:10] Vashelle
    But even if I'm wrong about that,
    I think this is for the best.
[15:16] Tigerson
    Indeed.
[15:17] Vashelle
    But I told you before, right?
[15:22] Vashelle
    Other races aren't allowed into my homeland.
[15:30] Vashelle
    Which means...
[15:32] Tigerson
    Yes, I know. We must part ways here.
[15:41] Vashelle
    Your lifespan is limited...
[15:44] Vashelle
    And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time...
[15:48] Tigerson
    It's all right.
[15:50] Tigerson
    You want to return home to your beloved.
[15:53] Tigerson
    No one can stop matters of the heart.
[15:57] Vashelle
    I'm so sorry... Truly.
[16:02] Tigerson
    Do not worry about that.
    I waited because I wanted to.
[16:06] Vashelle
    Tigerson...
[16:08] Tigerson
    The days I spent waiting for you had meaning.
[16:18] Noir
    I ended up using Dungeon Elevator
    to return to the first floor,
[16:22] Noir
    and then left the dungeon.
[16:24] Noir
    Tigerson and Vashelle were
    also heading toward the exit,
[16:29] Noir
    but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about.
[16:43] Vashelle
    Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday.
[16:47] Noir
    Don't even worry about it.
[16:49] Vashelle
    Tigerson, once things calm down,
    I promise to come see you again.
[16:54] Vashelle
    Stay well, my friend.
[16:55] Tigerson
    I am tough, if nothing else.
[16:59] Vashelle
    True.
[17:07] Vashelle
    Farewell, Tigerson!
[17:09] Tigerson
    Farewell.
[17:14] Vashelle
    It was so much fun.
[17:16] Vashelle
    The days I spent with you...
    were so much fun.
[17:30] Tigerson
    Noir, I thank you for what you have done.
[17:33] Noir
    What are you going to do now, Tigerson?
[17:38] Tigerson
    Who knows?
[17:41] Tigerson
    For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.
    I forgot something there.
[17:46] Tigerson
    Farewell.
[17:56] Noir
    I got curious, so I went back, too.
[18:10] Noir
    Tigerson?
[18:12] Noir
    He seemed pretty calm,
    but I guess he's actually angry...
[18:21] Noir
    He's not angry...
[18:23] Noir
    He's crying.
[18:28] Tigerson
    Is that you, Noir?
[18:30] Noir
    Yeah.
[18:32] Tigerson
    I prepared myself for the day
    I would have to part with him.
[18:36] Tigerson
    And yet, now that I must face that reality...
[18:42] Tigerson
    I am weak.
[18:44] Noir
    That's not true!
[18:47] Noir
    I imagined it, too. Having to
    say goodbye to my loved ones...
[18:52] Noir
    To be honest, it was so sad and painful
    that I didn't want to imagine it.
[18:56] Noir
    It felt like I was losing a part of myself.
[19:00] Tigerson
    Noir...
[19:03] Noir
    Let's do it.
[19:06] Noir
    Let's be friends!
[19:11] Tigerson
    Friends? You and me?
[19:16] Noir
    Yeah, I'm serious.
[19:18] Noir
    Actually, why don't you
    come live at my place?
[19:20] Noir
    It's much more comfortable sleeping on
    a warm carpet than this cold stone floor.
[19:25] Tigerson
    Aye. I shall take you up on that offer.
[19:28] Tigerson
    I can at least serve as your guard lion.
[19:32] Noir
    I guess that settles it.
[19:34] Tigerson
    Hop onto my back.
[19:36] Tigerson
    Let us go to your home.
[19:40] Noir
    No, Tigerson.
[19:44] Noir
    Let's go back to our home.
[19:51] Tigerson
    Ah, I see...
[19:54] Tigerson
    I finally understand, Vashelle.
[19:57] Tigerson
    There was another reason
    that I waited 350 years.
[20:03] Tigerson
    Today, I met another
[20:06] Tigerson
    who reached out to me.
    The second out of 990,000.
[20:23] Tigerson
    It's been so long since I felt the wind.
[20:26] Tigerson
    It feels wonderful. Make sure
    you don't get thrown off!
[20:29] Noir
    Okay! Let's fly!
[20:39] Noir's dad
    Wh-Wha...
[20:40] Noir's Dad
    What?!
[20:41] Noir
    I'm back, Father.
[20:44] Noir's dad
    I-I can quite plainly see that...
[20:47] Noir's Mom
    Oh, my.
[20:48] Alice
    Brother Dearest! Did you make
    that creature your familiar?
[20:52] Noir
    No, Tigerson is my friend.
[20:55] Noir's dad
    Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson?
[20:58] Noir
    Correct.
[20:59] Noir's Dad
    Well, whatever.
[21:02] Noir's dad
    More importantly...
    It doesn't bite, does it?
[21:05] Tigerson
    I would never do such a thing.
[21:07] Noir's dad
    It can talk?! What a smart kitty.
[21:11] Noir
    When we get our shop up and running,
    he wants to be our guard lion.
[21:15] Noir's dad
    I-I see. I have a feeling
    he'll eat me if I say no, so...
[21:21] Noir's mom
    I'll have to make an extra
    special dinner tonight.
[21:24] Noir's mom
    Come, Tigey. Have a seat.
[21:27] Noir's Dad
    Tigey?!
[21:30] Tigerson
    Thank you for your hospitality.
[21:33] Alice
    What a magnificent mane.
[21:36] Noir's dad
    Say, so what's the deal with the tulip?
[21:39] Noir
    Oh, that's...
[21:46] Alice
    My, how cute.
[21:47] Tigerson
    Th-That's—
[21:52] Noir
    As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it.
[21:55] Noir's dad
    I see. So it's just like what
    your mother is to me.
[22:00] Noir
    Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson
    joined the Stardia family.
[22:07] Alice
    Take that!
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:43] Alice
    Alice Theater!
[23:45] Noir
    What a surprise.
[23:48] Noir
    I never would've figured Tigerson
    had a weak spot like that.
[23:51] Alice
    Everyone has a weak spot.
[23:55] Noir
    Wait, that's...
[23:58] Alice
    Brother Dearest, you must endure.
[24:00] Alice
    There's a big one...
[24:05] Alice
    My... It's so big, Brother Dearest...
[24:17] Lola
    Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking."
SIGN    #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
SIGN    Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu

Season 1

E7 - The Receptionist Ranking

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[00:04] Emma
    Noir, do we really have to go?
[00:08] Noir
    Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
[00:14] Lola
    What?! Who do you think you are?!
[00:17] Lola
    I've had enough of you!
[00:18] Luna
    Lola, calm down!
[00:20] Lola
    Let go! Let go of me!
[00:23] Noir
    S-Sounds like something's going on...
[00:25] Noir
    I hope everything's okay.
[00:27] Lola
    You... You...
[00:28] Lola
    I... I have to slug her!
[00:32] Lola
    I won't be satisfied until I do!
SIGN    #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
[02:16] Emma
    Morning!
[02:21] Noir
    Morning, Emma.
[02:23] Noir
    I see that you're as, uh... bouncy as ever.
[02:27] Emma
    Jeez, my face is up here, you perv!
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[02:35] Noir
    Y-You can let go now...
    I've recovered some LP.
[02:40] Emma
    Really? You might need a little more.
[02:43] Noir
    Uh... but...
[02:46] Noir
    It's a little embarrassing...
[02:49] Emma
    Oh, fine.
[02:51] Emma
    Okay, let's go.
[02:53] Noir
    Sure.
[02:54] Emma
    Th-This is embarrassing for me, too...
[03:00] Student A
    Morning!
[03:01] Student B
    Hey, morning.
[03:04] Maria
    Good day, Noir and Emma.
[03:07] Amane
    Thank you for the other day.
[03:09] Noir
    No problem at all. Miss Maria,
    you seem to have recovered completely.
[03:13] Maria
    Yes. It's all thanks to you, Noir.
[03:16] Noir
    Huh?
[03:18] Noir
    U-Um...
[03:21] Amane
    Anyway, I'm glad she got better
    before our exam began.
[03:25] Marie
    Indeed.
[03:26] Noir
    Huh? Exam?
[03:29] Elna
    All right, pipe down and get to your seats!
[03:32] Elna
    Before we start class,
    I'll explain your exam.
[03:36] Elna
    This is your first exam
    after entering this school,
[03:38] Elna
    but it's not gonna be easy,
    so listen carefully.
[03:41] Students
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:42] Elna
    The exam period starts today
    and lasts for the next two weeks.
[03:44] Elna
    You'll be gathering the
    monster materials listed here.
SIGN    Lizardman tail
SIGN    3,500 points
SIGN    50,000 points
SIGN    300,000 points
SIGN    Dragon fang
SIGN    Unicorn horn
[03:48] Elna
    You can obtain these
    materials however you'd like.
[03:51] Student A
    Seriously?
[03:52] Student B
    They're all rare monsters.
[03:54] Student C
    A dragon? No way!
[03:56] Elna
    Just so you know...
[03:58] Elna
    If you don't reach 10,000 points,
    you'll take supplementary classes
[04:02] Elna
    every day of summer vacation.
[04:04] Student C
    What?
[04:04] Student B
    You're kidding, right?
[04:05] Elna
    It's not easy becoming a hero.
[04:08] Elna
    You must always be diligent!
[04:14] Emma
    Let's gather the materials
    for the exam together.
[04:17] Noir
    Of course. But they'll all
    be pretty difficult to get.
[04:21] Emma
    Yeah. The materials listed in our
    assignment don't show up on the market.
[04:26] Noir
    What are you going for, Emma?
[04:28] Emma
    A dragon, of course!
[04:29] Emma
    If we work together, we'll be unstoppable.
[04:32] Emma
    Rawr!
[04:33] Noir
    R-Right... At least,
    that's what we can hope for.
[04:37] Emma
    I guess it will be difficult, though.
[04:39] Noir
    Yeah, but...
[04:43] Noir
    We have someone we can rely on.
[04:45] Emma
    You don't mean...
[04:47] Noir
    Right here!
[04:48] Emma
    Damn it. I knew it was that woman.
[04:51] Noir
    Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
[04:55] Lola
    What?! Who do you think you are?!
[04:58] Lola
    I've had enough of you!
[04:59] Luna
    Lola, calm down!
[05:01] Lola
    Let go! Let go of me!
[05:04] Noir
    S-Sounds like something's going on...
[05:06] Noir
    I hope everything's okay.
[05:08] Lola
    You... You...
[05:09] Lola
    I... I have to slug her!
[05:12] Lola
    I won't be satisfied until I do!
[05:14] Noir
    Wh-What happened?
[05:16] Luna
    Hello, Noir. You came at the perfect time.
[05:19] Lola
    This wench Sarah stole my
    adventurers from me! Twice!
[05:24] Sarah
    My, I'd rather you not accuse
    me of such things, dear.
[05:28] Sarah
    You lack charm, so your adventurers
    don't need you anymore.
[05:33] Sarah
    Isn't that the truth of the matter?
[05:39] Lola
    Shut your stupid mouth!
[05:40] Lola
    I know you did something
    rotten to take them!
[05:43] Sarah
    Dear, dear. You shouldn't be mad
    at me for your inability to perform.
SIGN    Lola
SIGN    Sarah
[05:52] Noir
    The receptionists' quotas?
[05:55] Noir
    At the guild, receptionists' marks go up
SIGN    Lola
SIGN    Sarah
[05:59] Noir
    when adventurers they're
    in charge of perform well,

[06:02] Noir
    and their pay and treatment improve.
[06:05] Noir
    But the adventurers are the ones
    who choose their receptionist,

[06:08] Noir
    and of course, they can switch at any time.
[06:11] Luna
    It's an unspoken rule that receptionists
    don't take each other's adventurers.
[06:15] Lola
    But Sarah seduces adventurers into
    switching their receptionists.
[06:20] Noir
    Seduces them? How?
[06:21] Lola
    Like...
[06:23] Lola
    Doing lewd things?
[06:25] Sarah
    Again...
[06:27] Sarah
    Where's your proof?
[06:29] Lola
    Well, I don't have any proof.
[06:31] Sarah
    If you're that mad about it,
    why don't you beat me at least once?
[06:35] Lola
    Wha—
[06:36] Lola
    Fine! You're on!
[06:38] Lola
    If I win, you'll never take any
    of my adventurers ever again!
[06:42] Sarah
    "Never take any of my
    adventurers ever again!"
[06:45] Sarah
    I've never taken any of your
    adventurers, but I accept.
[06:51] Sarah
    On one condition.
[06:56] Sarah
    If I win, I'll be taking
    one of your adventurers.
[07:00] Lola
    Huh?
[07:03] Noir
    Huh?
[07:04] Sarah
    Noir Stardia, I'm so excited for the day
    that I get to be your receptionist.
[07:16] Sarah
    You're the star rookie of Odin.
[07:19] Sarah
    If I become your receptionist,
    I can take you even higher.
[07:24] Noir
    What kind of person is Sarah, anyway?!
[07:27] Noir
    I'll use my Discerning Eye!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Sarah
SIGN    Job: Receptionist
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Sarah
SIGN    Job: Receptionist
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
[07:35] Noir
    H-Her skills are certainly, uh, specific!
[07:38] Noir
    No wonder she's so popular.
[07:41] Emma
    Hey, you aren't getting...
[07:42] Luna
    ...any funny ideas, are you?
[07:44] Sarah
    I'm very much looking forward
    to seeing your results in a month!
[07:55] Sarah
    All of my adventurers have
    already been disciplined.
[07:58] Sarah
    You'll never get proof that I stole them!
[08:01] Sarah's Adventurer A
    Mistress Sarah!
[08:03] Sarah's Adventurer B
    Tease me more!
[08:04] Sarah's Adventurer C
    Oink!
[08:07] Lola
    I can't believe she's targeting you, too, Noir.
[08:09] Noir
    If Lola loses, Sarah will be my receptionist...
[08:14] Sarah
    Noir...
[08:16] Sarah
    Excellent work today.
[08:18] Sarah
    Smooch.
[08:20] Noir
    Oh, what a tragedy.
[08:22] Emma
    Noir?
[08:23] Noir
    L-Lola, any chance of winning?
[08:27] Noir
    D-Don't worry. We'll help you out!
[08:30] Lola
    Noir...
[08:32] Noir
    Coincidentally, we have to go get some
    rare materials for our exam at school.
[08:36] Noir
    So let us take care of
    any high-grade quests!
[08:39] Noir
    We'll even work hard to
    take down some dragons!
[08:42] Lola
    Th-Then I'd love for you to help!
[08:45] Luna
    I'll go with you, as well.
[08:47] Noir
    Wait, you're coming with us, Luna?
[08:49] Luna
    You see, I'm also an adventurer.
[08:51] Luna
    I didn't want to be hit with Cowardice
    while on a quest with others,
[08:54] Sign
    I don't want to die
[08:55] Luna
    so I'd been working solo for years.
[08:58] Noir
    So that's why you joined Odin?
[09:00] Luna
    Yes. I still do my clerical
    duties as I take care of quests.
[09:05] Luna
    So I would love to be your slave...
[09:08] Luna
    That is, I would love to join your party.
[09:10] Noir
    I'm pretty sure I just heard her say "slave"!
[09:12] Noir
    O-Of course! I'd be honored to
    go on adventures with you, Luna!
[09:17] Luna
    Really? Thank you!
[09:19] Noir
    Sh-She's so close!
[09:22] Emma
    Anyway, we can't let that chick take Noir!
[09:26] Lola
    Yes! Let's show Sarah who's boss!
[09:29] All
    Yeah!
[09:38] Noir
    Thus we completed Lola's
    quests, one after another,
[09:45] Noir
    and tried to come up with
    a plan to take down a dragon
[09:47] Noir
    as we gathered materials for our exam.
[09:51] Luna
    According to an adventurer
    I met in the mountains,
[09:53] Luna
    it was an Earth Dragon.
[09:56] Emma
    But I heard they hate humans and
    will try to kill them without warning.
[10:00] Emma
    Rawr!
[10:01] Noir
    It'd be dangerous to fight one head-on...
[10:05] Noir
    What about using a pitfall?
[10:08] Emma
    Hey, that's a great idea!
[10:10] Luna
    If we're going to attack it after it falls in,
[10:12] Luna
    using a spear would probably be optimal.
[10:14] Emma
    We're gonna stab it to death!
[10:19] Noir
    So then we used the money
    we received from the duke
[10:23] Noir
    to buy long spears and such.
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[10:26] Noir
    I gathered LP by getting close
    with Emma, Luna, and Alice.
SIGN    Noir Stardia
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Emma Brightness
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN    new!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Luna Heela
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN    new!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

SIGN    new!
[10:39] Noir
    We got a skill to deal with a dragon,
    and now we're fully prepared!
[10:46] Noir
    Tigerson gave us a ride to Treasure Mountain,
[10:50] Noir
    where the dragons live.
SIGN    Beware of Dragons!
[11:00] Noir
    Okay, I'm going to find
    out where our enemy is.
[11:03] Noir
    Answer my query, Great Sage.
[11:07] Noir
    Where is the dragon closest to here?
[11:10] Great Sage
    There is one 665 meters north of here.
[11:15] Noir
    That's closer than I thou—
[11:18] Emma
    Noir!
[11:21] Luna
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[11:23] Noir
    It's a long story...
[11:26] Emma
    We need to do this for his headaches.
[11:28] Luna
    I highly doubt that.
[11:30] Noir
    A-Anyway, I know where the dragon is!
[11:34] Noir
    Let's put our plan into motion!
[11:36] All
    Yeah!
[11:46] Emma
    We're done!
[11:47] Luna
    It's perfect.
[11:49] Emma
    But of course!
[11:50] Noir
    Hopefully.
[11:54] Noir
    I'll take care of the rest.
[12:04] Noir
    Okay, first...
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SIGN    Earth Dragon Lv.28
SIGN    Skills
    
    
    
    
    
[12:09] Noir
    I wonder if I can nullify any of its skills.
SIGN    Earth Dragon
SIGN    Skills
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SIGN    Needed to Erase
SIGN    Needed to use Editor
[12:16] Noir
    It's no use. They take too much LP.
[12:20] Noir
    We'll just have to do this as we planned.
[12:25] Noir
    Time to wake up!
[12:33] Noir
    Crap! I was aiming for its tail!
[12:36] Noir
    I need to hide.
[13:01] Noir
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[13:24] Noir
    This way!
[13:25] Noir
    Follow me!
[13:36] Emma
    Noir...
[13:39] Luna
    Here it comes.
[13:59] Luna
    Let's go!
[14:01] Emma
    Let's do this!
[14:10] Noir
    I'll help, too.
[14:33] Emma
    Noir!
[14:34] Luna
    Noir!
[14:35] Emma
    Noir! Are you okay?
[14:37] Emma
    Are you going to die and leave me all alone?
[14:39] Noir
    Ow... Don't be so dramatic.
[14:44] Luna
    Healing Shot.
[14:48] Noir
    Sorry I'm so pathetic.
[14:51] Luna
    Don't worry. You're doing fine.
[14:53] Emma
    Don't talk like that! We won, after all.
[14:59] Luna
    Our bonds gave us this victory.
[15:01] Noir
    Yes.
[15:10] Elna
    Wow, you actually killed a dragon.
[15:13] Maria
    Excellent work, Noir.
[15:17] Noir
    We successfully took down a dragon and
    turned in the materials required for the exam.
[15:22] Noir
    We gave the rest of the
    materials to Lola, and then,
[15:24] Noir
    it was time for the announcement of the
    midterm results in the receptionists' battle.
[15:27] Guild Adventurer A
    Whoa!
[15:29] Guild Adventurer B
    Incredible!
[15:30] Guild Adventurer C
    A dragon!
[15:31] Guild Adventurer A
    I haven't seen one in forever.
[15:32] Guild Adventurer B
    I know!
[15:35] Lola
    Squee! Amazing work, Noir!
[15:37] Noir
    Well, it's all thanks to Emma
    and Luna helping me out.
[15:43] Guild Master
    With these materials...
SIGN    Lola
SIGN    Sarah
[15:48] Lola
    All right!
[15:48] Noir and Emma
    Yay!
[15:50] Sarah
    Guild Master.
[15:52] Sarah
    I'll need you to add in my points, too.
    Otherwise, it's just not fair.
[15:57] Guild Master
    Oh, right.
[15:59] Guild Master
    Sarah's points... Let's see...
SIGN    Lola
SIGN    Sarah
[16:04] Lola
    Huh?
[16:05] Noir
    No way!
[16:07] Lola
    This isn't fair! I know she's cheating!
[16:09] Guild Master
    There's no mistake in
    the materials I checked.
[16:12] Lola
    B-But—
[16:13] Sarah
    It's just not enough.
[16:15] Sarah
    You're just lacking.
[16:17] Sarah
    You don't have that undying thirst to win.
[16:22] Sarah's Adventurer A
    M-Mistress Sarah...
[16:23] Sarah
    Oh, my.
[16:24] Sarah's Adventurer B
    M-Mistress Sarah...
[16:27] Sarah's Adventurer C
    We've reached...
[16:29] Sarah's Adventurer A
    ...today's quota.
[16:31] Lola
    Th-They're Sarah's...
[16:34] Noir
    They're basically zombies!
[16:37] Sarah's Adventurer C
    Mistress Sarah!
[16:39] Sarah's Adventurer A
    R-Reward us!
[16:41] Sarah's Adventurer B
    Please!
[16:43] Sarah
    Yes, yes, yes. Work a little harder,
[16:46] Sarah
    and as promised, I will reward you... heartily.
[16:53] Noir
    What is this reward?
[16:58] Lola
    Noir!
[16:59] Noir
    Huh? Wait... Lola?
[17:04] Noir
    Um... Lola?
[17:10] Noir
    Huh?!
[17:19] Lola
    Here are your "Touch Me Anywhere" coupons.
[17:22] Noir
    Touch me anywhere?
[17:24] Lola
    They're especially for you.
[17:26] Lola
    We'll save the "Touch Lola Anywhere"
    one for another day.
[17:30] Lola
    Would you like to redeem those now?
[17:32] Noir
    S-Sure...
[17:36] Lola
    Now, just relax and leave this to me.
[17:45] Noir
    Th-This is...
[17:48] Noir
    Sho amazhing...
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[17:54] Lola
    Noir...
[17:58] Noir
    Yes?
[17:59] Lola
    I don't believe having the adventurers do
    everything is what a receptionist should do.
[18:07] Lola
    I do my absolute best to support
    adventurers, both body and soul.
[18:15] Noir
    Lola...
[18:16] Lola
    So that adventurers can work
    even harder tomorrow...
[18:22] Noir
    I'm worried about you.
[18:24] Noir
    You take on far too much responsibility.
[18:29] Noir
    Feel free to vent whenever you need to.
[18:32] Noir
    I'll be happy to listen
    as long as you need me to.
[18:36] Lola
    Those words alone are enough
    to make me happy.
[18:43] Lola
    All right, that completes this treatment.
[18:55] Olivia
    Uh-huh, I see. So...
[18:57] Olivia
    You want to collect some rare items
    so that receptionist can turn the tables.
[19:02] Noir
    Yes.
[19:03] Olivia
    Don't worry. I'm sure
    Floor 7 won't disappoint.
[19:07] Noir
    Really?
[19:08] Olivia
    The seventh floors of dungeons
    are usually bonus stages.
[19:12] Olivia
    But since you've got a chance at
    rare items, it'll be hard to clear.
[19:16] Noir
    Then I need to get even stronger.
[19:18] Noir
    Are there any skills you'd recommend?
[19:21] Olivia
    Fire, water, and lightning.
[19:23] Olivia
    Why don't you Get Creative and make
    magic skills with those three attributes?
[19:27] Noir
    Magic skills with those three attributes?
[19:30] Olivia
    First, there's Holy Flame.
[19:32] Olivia
    It has the holy attribute, too,
    so it's great for frying up zombies.
[19:36] Olivia
    Next, there's Water Drop.
[19:38] Olivia
    You can hit things with water,
[19:40] Olivia
    and also use it as potable
    drinking water when you're lost.
[19:43] Olivia
    And finally, Lightning Strike.
[19:45] Olivia
    Usually, you use it to protect yourself,
[19:46] Olivia
    but you can use Editor to customize
    it and make it even stronger.
[19:50] Noir
    Th-They all sound amazing.
[19:52] Noir
    Okay, I'll get started.
SIGN    LP. 3000
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Noir Stardia Lv.62
SIGN    Get Creative and Make Skills
    

SIGN    LP. 1700
[19:57] Olivia
    Okay, that should take care of the prep.
[19:59] Olivia
    Now for the good part.
[20:02] Olivia
    The most important skill is this!
[20:05] Olivia
    It's called Magic Fusion.
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
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    Magic Fusion
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[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:05] Sign
    Magic Fusion
[20:07] Noir
    Magic Fusion?
[20:09] Olivia
    Yup!
[20:10] Olivia
    You can combine magic skills
    that you've gained previously
SIGN    Water Drop
SIGN    Stone Bullet
SIGN    Lightning Strike
SIGN    Holy Flame
[20:13] Olivia
    to make an ultimate spell
    that only you can use!
SIGN    Water Drop
SIGN    Stone Bullet
SIGN    Lightning Strike
[20:18] Noir
    An ultimate spell...
[20:21] Sign
    Dungeon Floor 6
[20:30] Noir
    I'll take Stone Bullet and Holy Flame...
[20:33] Noir
    And then, Magic Fusion!
[20:46] Noir
    It's so powerful!
[20:49] Noir
    Thanks a lot, Master!
[20:51] Noir
    Thanks to this, I've become
    more powerful today.
[20:55] Noir
    I'm sure I'll be able to become
    even stronger in the future.
[20:58] Noir
    Just thinking about that is a bit... scary.
[21:02] Noir
    Yet I'm super excited.
[21:24] Noir
    The sun and a forest?
[21:27] Noir
    This is the seventh floor?
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
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[23:08] Sign
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[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:08] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:09] Alice
    Alice Thea—
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
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[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
    Luna Theater
[23:10] Luna
    Luna Theater.
[23:13] Noir
    Delicious meals also help increase LP.
[23:16] Noir
    And that's exactly why I went
    for dinner with Luna, but...
[23:21] Luna
    Noir... I feel wonderful right now.
[23:26] Noir
    Y-You've had too much to drink.
[23:28] Noir
    I'll walk you home.
[23:33] Noir
    Okay, I'll be going now.
[23:45] Noir
    L-Luna?
[23:51] Luna
    Put...
[23:53] Noir
    Put...?
[23:56] Luna
    Put it in me...
[23:57] Noir
    Huh?!
[23:59] Luna
    I mean... Thank you for...
    putting me in your party...
[24:06] Noir
    L-Luna?
[24:09] Noir
    G-Goodnight...
[24:13] Noir
    Now what do I do?
[24:17] Noir
    Next time, "A Little Girl's Wish."
SIGN    #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
SIGN    Illustration: Saeki Sola

Season 1

E8 - A Little Girl's Wish

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[00:01] Noir
    Sarah and Lola competed
    in a receptionist battle.
[00:05] Noir
    I wanted my receptionist, Lola, to win,
    so I went looking for rare items,
[00:12] Noir
    and on the seventh floor of
    the hidden dungeon I visited...
[00:16] Noir
    was a rather surprising sight.
[00:26] Noir
    This is the seventh floor?
[00:27] Noir
    I guess someone decided to
    recreate a forest on this floor?
[00:43] Noir
    Wolves?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Silver Wolf Lv.158
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills Leadership
[00:50] Noir
    Yeah, no... I'm only at level 63 right now.
[00:53] Noir
    I need to turn back for now.
[00:59] Dory
    You there.
[01:04] Dory
    I have a request.
[01:30] Noir
    Wh-What is childhood Emma doing here?
[03:10] (Flashback) Noir
    Here's my birthday gift to you.
[03:14] (Flashback) Young Noir
    I picked it because it's the
    same color as your eyes.
[03:19] (Flashback) Young Emma
    I'm so happy!
[03:21] (Flashback) Young Emma
    I promise I'll get you something
    nice for your birthday, too!
[03:30] Noir
    I-Is this an illusion?
SIGN    #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
[03:32] Noir
    A trap in the hidden dungeon?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Dryade Lv.55
SIGN    Skills
[03:38] Noir
    Dryade?
[03:41] Dory
    Having witnessed how powerful
    you are, I have a request.
[03:45] Noir
    Th-This seems kinda out of nowhere...
[03:48] Dory
    If nothing is done, I'm going to die.
[03:52] Noir
    Huh?
[03:53] Dory
    Please! I'm begging you!
[03:57] Dory
    I'll do anything!
[04:00] Dory
    Peek...
[04:02] Dory
    Hi-yah!
[04:06] Noir
    S-So what're you trying to do there?
[04:08] Dory
    Showing you that I completely surrender.
[04:12] Noir
    I-I'll at least hear you out.
[04:15] Dory
    Thank you so much!
[04:23] Dory
    You see, I'm actually a
    great tree within this forest.
[04:28] Noir
    A great tree?
[04:31] Noir
    Oh, right. A dryade is the
    spirit of a tree or forest.
[04:39] Dory
    My Forest Sensitivity skill allows me to
    spread my roots throughout the forest,
[04:42] Dory
    telling me everything that goes on in it.
[04:45] Dory
    I observed your powers, as well.
[04:48] Noir
    Can you read my memories, too?
[04:51] Dory
    No.
[04:52] Noir
    Then why do you look like a child?
[04:55] Dory
    Just because.
[04:57] Dory
    It just seemed like something you would like.
[05:01] Noir
    I-I'm not exactly... into little kids.
[05:07] Noir
    So what's this request you have for me?
[05:12] Dory
    There's something sucking on me.
[05:15] Noir
    What?
[05:19] Dory
    There's something creepy
    sucking away at my whole body.
[05:25] Dory
    Bad!
[05:26] Noir
    You're messing with me, aren't you?!
[05:28] Dory
    My real body cannot move.
[05:31] Dory
    Some kind of monster is
    taking advantage of that
[05:34] Dory
    to ravish me day and night
    while sapping my mana.
[05:37] Noir
    Ravish?
[05:40] Dory
    If you defeat the monster and save me,
[05:43] Dory
    I'll tell you where the two treasure chests are,
    and how to get to the eighth floor.
[05:49] Noir
    If I can get more rare treasures,
    I can help Lola win.
[05:56] Noir
    But then again...
[06:00] Noir
    I'll need to know more about
    the monster before I agree to this.
[06:04] Noir
    I'm a chicken, so...
[06:06] Dory
    Very well, Mr. Chicken.
[06:08] Noir
    My name is Noir.
[06:09] Dory
    Then... Nory!
[06:12] Dory
    I'm a Dryade, so call me Dory!
[06:19] Noir
    Okay.
[06:30] Noir
    So that's your real body?
[06:33] Dory
    The monster is near the trunk.
[06:39] Dory
    There are monsters called Bronze Bees
    on this level, but that one bee is gold.
[06:45] Dory
    I'm sure it's some kind of mutation.
[06:47] Noir
    It doesn't seem to have any friends nearby.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Golden Bee Lv.256
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

[06:55] Dory
    Nory?
[06:56] Noir
    Sorry...
[06:58] Noir
    That thing will kill me the instant I attack it.
[07:02] Noir
    Its level is 256. That's four times mine.
[07:10] Dory
    I understand. It was rude of me
    to ask you that out of the blue.
[07:14] Dory
    Thank you for hearing me ou—
[07:19] Noir
    Dory?!
[07:24] Noir
    It's sucking up her mana from her real body!
[07:35] Noir
    A-Are you okay?
[07:37] Dory
    Yes... I feel better now.
[07:43] Noir
    I hate to admit it, but I can't
    defeat that bee right now.
[07:47] Noir
    I can't put my life on the line
    for someone I just met.
[07:57] Noir
    Her real body is falling apart.
[08:00] Noir
    If it stings her just one more time...
[08:04] Dory
    Thank you for hearing me out.
[08:07] Dory
    T-To thank you...
[08:09] Dory
    I'll show you how to get
    to the eighth floor.
[08:14] Noir
    She must be in so much pain...
[08:16] Noir
    She must be so scared...
[08:19] Noir
    And yet, she's smiling.
[08:22] Noir
    I'm a fool...
[08:29] Dory
    N-Nory?
[08:31] Dory
    I'm sorry for troubling you.
[08:33] Dory
    You don't have to worry
    about defeating the mon—
[08:35] Noir
    No!
[08:37] Noir
    I can't leave you alone!
    Not when you're hurting so much!
[08:42] Noir
    Besides, you look so much like her...
[08:47] Noir
    Like my dear friend... when she was little.
[08:55] Dory
    Nory...
[09:16] Dory
    That looks like it hurts.
    If I lick it, it'll heal faster.
SIGN    Noir
[09:37] Noir
    My LP is... going up?
[09:47] Noir
    I-If Master saw me in this situation...
[09:53] Noir
    Master?
[10:02] Dory
    Wh-What's the matter?
[10:06] Noir
    I had a breakthrough.
    Could you wait a little while?
[10:15] Olivia
    And here it is!
[10:19] Olivia
    The student relying on his
    master in his moment of need!
[10:23] Olivia
    I've been waiting for this!
[10:26] Noir
    Th-That's great, I guess...
[10:29] Olivia
    So this bee monster... Golden Bee, was it?
[10:33] Noir
    Yes. It seems like it's pretty powerful.
[10:38] Olivia
    Honestly, I'd like you to just ignore this one.
[10:41] Noir
    What?
[10:42] Olivia
    It'd be extremely difficult for you
    to win this fight right now.
[10:45] Olivia
    I really don't want you to die.
[10:51] Noir
    But I don't have any choice.
[10:53] Olivia
    This isn't like you. What's going on?
[10:55] Olivia
    You fall for the loli tree spirit?
[10:58] Noir
    N-No!
[11:00] Noir
    It's just...
[11:02] Noir
    If I don't save her, she's going to die.
[11:07] Noir
    Plus, she looks just like
    a very close friend of mine.
[11:10] Noir
    If I just let her die...
[11:13] Noir
    I feel like I'd never be able
    to smile at her again.
[11:21] Olivia
    Oh, very well.
    I'll tell you how you can win.
[11:24] Noir
    Thank you so much!
[11:26] Olivia
    But you'd better not die.
[11:28] Olivia
    I'll go all the way to Hell to punch you if you do.
[11:31] Noir
    Y-You don't mean Heaven?
[11:34] Olivia
    Well, I won't be going to Heaven.
[11:36] Olivia
    I'm a bad girl, after all!
[11:41] Sign
    7th Floor Again
[11:42] Noir
    We found the Golden Bee's nest
    using Dory's Forest Sensitivity skill.
[11:48] Dory
    It hasn't noticed us.
[11:50] Noir
    Yeah. First, let's go forward
    with step one of our plan.
[11:54] Noir
    I'll Get Creative, create the skill Target,
[11:56] Noir
    and use it on the Golden Bee.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Target
SIGN    Allows hostile enemies
    to target the skill
    holder more easily.
[12:01] Noir
    And then, the second step...
[12:06] Noir
    This is where it gets dangerous.
[12:09] Noir
    You go hide somewhere, Dory.
[12:11] Dory
    Okay.
[12:22] Dory
    Make sure you come back safe.
[12:24] Noir
    I-I will.
[12:32] Noir
    And the rest is up to me.
[12:47] Noir
    Okay, this is just like that
    time with the dragon...
[12:50] Noir
    Th-They're way faster!
[13:18] Noir
    So far, so good. Now to make
    it to the Golden Bee's nest...
[13:29] Noir
    N-No! It was just at the nest...
[13:43] Dory
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[14:05] Noir
    Lightning Strike!
[14:09] Noir
    It's fast!
[14:18] Noir
    I-It's no use. They keep
    coming straight for me.
[14:22] Noir
    I-I know! The Target
    skill I Bestowed earlier!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Target
SIGN    Allows hostile enemies
    to target the skill
    holder more easily.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Target
SIGN    Allows hostile enemies
    to target the skill
    holder more easily.
[14:29] Noir
    I can use Editor!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Target
SIGN    Allows hostile enemies to
    target the skill holder more
    easily, especially by Silver
    Wolves, who will consider
    it their natural enemy.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[14:52] (Flashback) Olivia
    So how do the monsters in the forest
    on the seventh floor get along?
[14:56] (Flashback) Noir
    From what I saw, the Silver Wolves
    really seemed to look out for each other.
[15:00] (Flashback) Olivia
    That might work to your advantage.
[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia
    I call it the... "Yesterday's Enemy
    Is Today's Pawn" strategy!
[15:07] ---
    Whatcha think?
[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia
    Whatcha think?
[15:22] Noir
    Dory!
[15:26] Dory
    Nory...
[15:28] Noir
    You'll be fine now. All that's left is...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Water Drop
SIGN    Creates a drop of fresh water.
    Droplets may be fired.
[15:46] Noir
    I'll use Editor on Water Drop.
SIGN    Creates a drop of fresh
    or sea water.
    Droplets may be fired.
[15:50] Noir
    Sea water conducts electricity better. Now...
[15:55] Noir
    I can go for it!
[15:57] Noir
    Lightning strengthening skill!
    Water Drop x Lightning Strike!
[16:22] Noir
    It's over now, Dory.
[16:25] Dory
    I'm sorry... I couldn't help at all.
[16:30] Noir
    No, that's not true.
[16:33] Noir
    You managed to give me more LP.
[16:36] Dory
    Huh?
[16:37] Noir
    A-Anyway, the reason we were able
    to take down such a powerful enemy
[16:40] Noir
    is because we worked together.
[16:46] Dory
    Right!
[16:51] Dory
    Right in there is where you'll find
    what I wanted to give you as thanks.
[16:55] Noir
    Oh, I see them. But it's a pretty tight squeeze...
[16:59] Dory
    Then I'll go get them for you.
[17:08] Dory
    These were the two items
    inside the treasure chests.
[17:12] Dory
    I wonder what they are.
[17:15] Noir
    These are...
[17:17] Noir
    Get Creative and Create the
    skill Discerning Eye for Items.
SIGN    Wind Selection
SIGN    Grade A
[17:25] Noir
    This'd be great for Emma,
    since she has the wind attribute!
[17:27] Noir
    And this...
SIGN    Fruitful Drop
SIGN    Grade AAA
[17:29] Noir
    Yes! This is amazing!
[17:31] Noir
    This was definitely worth all the trouble!
[17:34] Noir
    Thanks, Dory!
[17:36] Dory
    I'm so happy.
[17:44] Noir
    Wow, this place was really hard to find.
    I never would've found it on my own.
[17:49] Noir
    Thanks.
[17:52] Nori
    Dory?
[17:53] Dory
    Nory, are you leaving already?
[17:59] Noir
    We'll see each other again soon.
[18:01] Noir
    Next time, I'll bring something
    yummy from my world.
[18:05] Dory
    Really?
[18:07] Noir
    Yeah. Let's keep doing our best together!
[18:11] Dory
    Right.
[18:24] Noir
    I then gave the rare item to Lola...
[18:30] Noir
    And the day of her battle
    against Sarah finally arrived.
[18:36] Guild Master
    I will now announce the receptionist ranking
    for the Adventurer Guild Odin.
SIGN    We've been waiting for this!
[18:45] Guild Master
    We've already converted each
    receptionist's scores into chips,
[18:49] Guild Master
    which have been given to
    their respective adventurers.
[18:52] Guild Master
    Each adventurer will reveal
    one chip at a time,
[18:55] Guild Master
    and the last one remaining
    will be the victor.
SIGN    Hurry it up!
[19:02] Guild Master
    All right. Let the count... begin!
[19:14] Noir
    The chips were placed one by one,
[19:17] Noir
    and the other adventurers around me
    tapped out one after another.
[19:22] Noir
    And then...
[19:23] Guild Master
    Only two remain. It all comes
    down to Sarah and Lola.
SIGN    I knew it'd be these two!
SIGN    You've both got this!
[19:45] Guild Master
    Has Lola run out of points?
SIGN    So Sarah wins?
[20:17] Guild Master
    The winner is Lola!
    Lola is the queen of the receptionists!
[20:22] Lola
    No way... R-Really?
[20:29] Sarah
    She cheated! She totally cheated!
[20:31] Sarah
    That's the only way she could've won!
[20:34] Lola
    Do you have any proof?
[20:35] Sarah
    P-Proof?
[20:37] Lola
    No?
[20:38] Sarah
    W-Well...
[20:40] Lola
    I guess not. Unbelievable.
[20:42] Lola
    You can't say I cheated
    if you don't have any proof.
[20:46] Lola
    Anyway, I won, so don't ever steal
    anyone else's adventurers again.
[20:52] Lola
    Especially not Noir.
[20:55] Sarah
    I can't believe this broke my streak...
[21:00] Noir
    D-Don't be so sad!
[21:03] Noir
    Coming in second is great, too!
[21:06] Sarah
    Oh, you're the only one
    who understands me, Noir!
[21:15] Noir
    Th-This is...
[21:17] Noir
    how to get to Sarah's house?
[21:21] Lola
    Why, you little...
[21:22] Sarah
    Yikes! A demon receptionist!
[21:24] Lola
    Who're you callin' a demon?!
[21:28] Sarah
    Eek! How frightening!
[21:29] Lola
    Ugh! That's enough!
[21:29] Noir
    Well, anyway, everything's
    peaceful again at Odin.
[21:31] Sarah
    Save me, Noir!
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
    Alice Theater
[23:06] Alice
    Alice Theater.
[23:11] Noir
    Say, Alice...
[23:13] Noir
    The thing is, I want you to... step on me.
[23:17] Alice
    Step on you?
[23:19] Noir
    There are some people who
    are into that kind of thing...
[23:22] Noir
    And my LP did shoot up with
    Ms. Elna sitting on me, too...
[23:28] Alice
    Excuse me, then.
[23:34] Noir
    I-Insult me, too.
[23:37] Alice
    B-But...
[23:38] Noir
    You can do it! I believe in you, Alice!
[23:42] Alice
    Aren't you embarrassed,
    making your little sister do this?
[23:49] Alice
    This is our little secret.
[23:53] Alice
    You can't tell anyone, understand?
[24:02] Emma
    Next time, "To the Gala."
SIGN    #09 "To the Gala"
SIGN    Illustration: Kiseri Matsumiya

Season 1

E9 - To the Gala

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[00:02] Emma
    Wind Selection?
[00:04] Noir
    Yeah. I got it in a dungeon,
[00:07] Noir
    but you have more of a knack
    for the wind attribute.
[00:10] Emma
    Well... thanks.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Emma Brightness
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
SIGN     new!
    new!
[00:19] Noir
    You gained two new skills!
[00:21] Emma
    You're right.
[00:23] Emma
    I can feel power flowing through me.
[00:27] Emma
    Run Like the Wind!
[00:33] Emma
    Wind Slash!
[00:40] Noir
    That was great. Looks like you'll get
    the hang of them in no time.
[00:44] Emma
    Yeah. Thanks so much, Noir!
[00:49] Noir
    What's the matter? You seem a bit down.
[00:52] Emma
    N-No, it's not that.
[00:56] Emma
    Anyway, would you like to go to
    a party with me this weekend?
[01:00] Noir
    Isn't that just for nobles?
[01:03] Emma
    Yeah, I have to dance...
[01:07] Emma
    and I want to dance with you.
[01:10] Emma
    Do you not want to?
[01:11] Noir
    I wouldn't say that...
[01:16] Emma
    So you're fine with me
    dancing with other boys...
[01:18] Noir
    W-Wait!
[01:20] Noir
    I'll go! I'll go to this party.
[01:23] Emma
    That's good.
[01:25] Emma
    But you know...
[01:27] Emma
    You probably wouldn't notice
    if someone took me from you.
[01:32] Noir
    Huh?
[01:34] Emma
    If someone kidnapped me and
    did questionable things to me...
[01:37] Emma
    You'd probably think I was dirty and hate me.
[01:40] Noir
    Emma...
[01:42] Emma
    Noir... You doofus.
SIGN    #09 "To the Gala"
[03:21] Noir
    I'm home.
[03:28] Noir
    Wh-What the heck is going on?
[03:32] Alice
    We can't seem to find an open shop
    to use as our rare items shop.
[03:36] Noir's Dad
    They keep saying they won't
    rent or sell any space
[03:39] Noir's Dad
    to people who aren't proper nobles!
[03:42] Noir's Dad
    Are they saying I'm not a proper noble?!
[03:44] Noir
    In the plan to open a rare items shop...
[03:47] Noir
    My father's in charge of finding a location.
[03:49] Noir
    My job is to bring back items
    we can sell from the dungeon...
[03:54] Noir
    But the Stardia family is a baronet family,
    so we're always ridiculed.
SIGN    Baronet
SIGN    Viscount
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Earl
SIGN    Marquess
SIGN    Duke
[03:58] Noir
    That's also why I was hesitant
    to go to the party with Emma.
[04:02] Noir
    We don't need to be in any hurry, Father.
[04:06] Noir
    I had no faith in you to begin with.
[04:08] Noir's father
    Do you really have to say that?!
[04:11] Noir
    A-Anyway...
[04:13] Noir
    Father, do you have any clothes
    suitable for a party?
[04:17] Noir's dad
    A party? Why?
[04:19] Noir
    Emma's going to attend one,
    and I'm going with her.
[04:22] Noir's dad
    I see. In that case...
[04:26] Noir's dad
    Ta-da! The best suit I have!
[04:29] Noir
    The size seems fine...
[04:32] Noir
    But it seems dirty and has a funny smell.
[04:35] Noir's dad
    Well, I spilled some alcohol on it
    and just left it like that for years.
[04:41] Noir
    I'll just buy a new one.
SIGN    The Day of the Party
[04:49] Noble 1
    I look forward to tonight.
[04:51] Noble 2
    Good evening.
[04:55] Romy
    It's been so long, Noir.
[04:59] Noir
    Lord Ladan and Lady Romy,
    I'm glad to see you're both well!
[05:02] Ladan
    Look how much you've grown.
[05:04] Ladan
    I remember the little boy wetting
    his pants like it was just yesterday.
[05:08] Noir
    P-Please forget about that.
[05:12] Noir
    Anyway, where's Emma?
[05:13] Romy
    She's getting dressed.
    Girls have a lot to do.
[05:18] Noir
    R-Right...
[05:20] Ladan
    By the way... Did Emma tell you about today?
[05:24] Noir
    Huh? You mean dancing with her?
[05:26] Ladan
    Ah, so she hasn't told you...
[05:31] Emma
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
[05:37] Emma
    Do I look weird?
[05:40] Noir
    Y-You don't look weird at all!
[05:43] Emma
    I'm glad.
[05:56] Bourne
    Welcome, esteemed guests.
[06:00] Bourne
    There is something that I must tell you.
[06:06] Bourne
    A few days ago, I received a proclamation.
[06:10] Bourne
    The sender was none other than...
    the Phantom Thief Phantom.
[06:15] Noble
    The Phantom Thief? Here?
[06:16] Noble
    Not you, too, Earl Bourne.
[06:18] Noir
    Phantom's the one everyone's
    been talking about lately.
[06:29] Bourne
    But have no fear.
[06:31] Bourne
    It appears the thief wishes to steal my
    Mermaid's Tear, but that will not happen.
[06:38] Bourne
    Adventurers from this kingdom's
    greatest guild, Lahmu, are guarding it!
[06:44] Noir
    So they're from Lahmu...
[06:47] Noir
    Is that pretty lady a martial artist?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Leila Overlock Lv.148
SIGN    Age
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

[06:50] Noir
    Wh-Whoa, she's strong!
[06:52] Noir
    She's my age, and her level's that high?
[06:54] Bourne
    The Mermaid's Tear has already been secured.
[06:59] Bourne
    Phantom will never find the jewel!
[07:03] Noble
    Then we're safe.
[07:04] Noble
    Thank goodness.
[07:05] Bourne
    Now, everyone,
[07:07] Bourne
    enjoy tonight's gala in peace,
    with no fear of this petty thief!
[07:15] Noir
    Emma?
[07:17] Noir
    Did Phantom threaten you?
[07:18] Emma
    N-No. I don't know anything about them.
    There's nothing to worry about.
[07:23] Emma
    Come on. It's almost time to dance.
[07:26] Noir
    Sure...
[07:29] Noir
    The dancers perform in order of their ranks.
[07:32] Noir
    Apparently, Emma and I are going last.
[07:35] Mike
    Oh, Miss Emma!
[07:37] Mike
    It's me! Mike from the House of Kentall.
[07:40] Mike
    You've become even more beautiful!
[07:43] Emma
    You're as dashing as ever, Lord Mike.
    You have a way with words, as usual.
[07:48] Noir
    Emma is used to dealing with nobles.
[07:51] Noir
    To be honest, she seems a bit distant.
[07:54] Mike
    Miss Emma... would you reconsider
    my request to court you?
[08:01] Emma
    My answer won't change.
[08:03] Mike
    Does someone already have your heart?
[08:08] Mike
    Who are you?
[08:10] Noir
    I've been friends with Emma
    since we were little.
[08:11] Noir
    My name is Noir Stardia.
    I belong to a baronet family.
[08:14] Mike
    Ah, a baronet...
[08:19] Mike
    Why don't we have a little competition?
[08:22] Mike
    Let's see who can lead Miss
    Emma better in this dance.
[08:25] Mike
    We'll be wagering a date with her.
[08:27] Emma
    Hey, I didn't agree to this!
[08:30] Noir
    I accept.
[08:31] Emma
    Huh?!
[08:32] Mike
    Then it's settled.
[08:34] Mike
    The applause from the crowd
    will tell us who the winner is.
[08:37] Mike
    I will be going first.
[08:40] Emma
    N-Noir...
[08:41] Noir
    It's okay. Don't worry.
[08:48] Noir
    It's not like me to just
    accept a challenge like that.
[08:53] Noir
    But I couldn't bear to watch
[08:55] Noir
    Emma enjoying a conversation
    with someone else.
[09:19] Emma
    You're up next, Noir.
[09:21] Noir
    R-Right...
[09:23] Mike
    I have high hopes for you...
[09:25] Mike
    Lord Baronet.
[09:28] Noir
    Mike's dance was top-notch...
    but I have to win.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.5400
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.5200
SIGN    Get Creative
    

[09:37] Noir
    O-Okay...
[09:49] Emma
    Hi-yah!
[09:51] Emma
    You're too tense, Noir.
[09:53] Noir
    W-Well, yeah, but...
[09:55] Emma
    We actually get to dance with
    each other. Let's enjoy it.
[10:00] Emma
    Emma is right in front of you, Lord Noir.
[10:04] Noir
    Right.
[10:21] Leila
    They look lovely.
[10:23] Romy
    Noir...
[10:25] Ladan
    When did he become such a good dancer?
[10:51] Mike
    Damn it.
[10:53] Emma
    That was so much fun!
[10:54] Noir
    Yeah.
[10:55] Emma
    We really are the best pair!
[10:59] Noir
    Emma...
[11:07] Noble
    What's going on?
[11:10] Phan
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[11:13] Phan
    The one you've all been waiting for,
    Phantom Thief Phantom, is here!
[11:17] Phan
    As I proclaimed, I've come
    for the Mermaid's Tear
[11:21] Phan
    and the baron's daughter, Emma Brightness!
[11:26] Noir
    Sh-She's here to take Emma?
[11:29] (Flashback) Emma
    You probably wouldn't notice
    if someone took me from you.
[11:33] Noir
    She must've received a notice, too...
    But I didn't even realize...
[11:38] Bourne
    Curse you, Phantom!
[11:41] Bourne
    We're counting on you,
    adventurers from Lahmu!
[11:43] Bourne
    Leader Leila!
[11:44] Leila
    Leave it to me!
[11:48] Leila
    Sh-She's fast!
[11:51] Noir
    E-Emma, take my hand!
[11:53] Phan
    You should be more careful.
[11:56] Noir
    Emma!
[11:57] Emma
    N-Noir!
[11:59] Phan
    I'll be taking her. Thanks!
[12:02] Noir
    Emma!
[12:05] Noble
    Where's the thief?!
[12:07] Noble
    Where's Phantom?!
[12:09] Bourne
    Th-The Mermaid's Tear!
[12:16] Bourne
    I-It's safe...
[12:22] Bourne
    Wh-Who are you?!
[12:25] Tom
    You let your guard down, Earl.
[12:29] Tom
    Now we've taken both things
    we said we'd take.
[12:33] Phan
    Have a wonderful evening, everyone!
[12:42] Leila
    There were two of them?
[12:44] Leader
    I'll go after the guy!
    Leila, go after the woman!
[12:47] Leila
    Roger!
[12:48] Noir
    I'm sorry!
[12:51] Noir
    I-I'm coming, too!
[12:53] Leila
    Who are you?
[12:54] Noir
    I'm Noir Stardia. I'm an adventurer
    belonging to Odin!
[12:59] Leila
    Sorry, but you need to stay out of this.
[13:01] Leila
    Not because you belong to a rival guild,
[13:03] Leila
    but this is just too dangerous
    for an ordinary adventurer.
[13:06] Leila
    Let us handle this—
[13:08] Noir
    No!
[13:09] Noir
    I won't...
[13:11] Noir
    I won't let anyone take Emma!
[13:15] Leila
    All right.
[13:16] Leila
    I'm Leila. Make sure you don't slow me down.
[13:23] Leila
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[13:37] Phan
    Hmph. You're awfully persistent.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Phan Bertholda Lv.190
SIGN    Age
    Occupation
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

[13:43] Noir
    Be careful of her Summoning skill!
[13:46] Leila
    Are you using Discerning Eye?
    That's quite the skill.
[13:50] Phan
    Well, I guess I don't need
    to hide that skill anymore.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Firebird Lv.50
SIGN    Skill
    
[14:03] Phan
    This is your only chance to back off.
[14:07] Noir
    Emma is my precious friend!
    I'd rather die than abandon her!
[14:12] Phan
    Well, aren't you a feisty one?
[14:22] Noir
    O-Oh, no!
[14:30] Noir
    This is the Demon Fist?! Whoa...
[14:33] Phan
    What's the matter?
[14:35] Phan
    You won't be able to save
    your precious friend like that.
[14:48] Leila
    That firebird is in the way!
[14:50] Noir
    If I can just delete Summoning...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    
SIGN    LP needed to delete: 6000
    Available LP: 5200
[14:55] Noir
    I can't! I don't have enough LP!
[15:01] Leila
    Every time we get closer, she escapes above!
[15:05] Phan
    I wonder who's gonna die first.
[15:08] Noir
    I-I'll just have to...
[15:14] Phan
    H-He has a lightning spell?
[15:16] Noir
    I was able to see that you're weak
    against lightning with my Discerning Eye.
[15:21] Phan
    Yeah? So... what?
[15:25] Phan
    You can't hit me if I'm out of range!
[15:29] Noir
    The range for Lightning Strike
    is just three meters...
[15:33] Phan
    Looks like she's having a hard time, too.
    She's getting steamed quite nicely.
[15:42] Noir
    Leila physically strikes her opponents.
[15:44] Noir
    Going up against that bird
    is the worst for her.
[15:47] Noir
    But now that the woman's away...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Phoenix
SIGN    
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    LP.5200
    To Get Creative and Bestow
SIGN    LP.4200
    To Get Creative and Bestow
[15:58] Phan
    Wha... What do you think you're doing?!
[16:01] Noir
    Leila, now!
[16:03] Leila
    Got it!
[16:08] Noir
    I'll use Water Drop to back you up!
[16:12] Phan
    Not happening!
[16:21] Phan
    Why... is there lightning...
[16:24] Noir
    I used my Magical Fusion skill to combine
    Water Drop and Lightning Strike.
[16:29] Noir
    Thanks for falling for that.
[16:31] Leila
    I'll take care of the rest!
[16:38] Phan
    Wh-What's with you two?
[16:43] Noir
    Emma!
[16:45] Noir
    Emma!
[16:50] Emma
    Noir...
[16:51] Noir
    Sh-She's still not waking up...
[16:54] Leila
    That's probably due to magic.
[16:58] Noir
    You're an amazing martial artist.
[17:02] Leila
    My parents are both adventurers.
    They've trained me ever since I was little.
[17:06] Leila
    I actually came here to study abroad
    with my younger brother and joined Lahmu.
[17:11] Leila
    So...
[17:12] Noir
    Since I'm in Odin, that makes you my rival.
[17:16] Leila
    Yeah, but...
[17:18] Leila
    That doesn't mean we
    can't be friends, does it?
[17:21] Noir
    You're right. Let's be friends.
[17:27] Leader
    You guys!
[17:30] Leila
    Leader! Where's the guy?
[17:33] Leader
    I caught him and handed
    him over to the earl.
[17:36] Leader
    That's why I came to back you up.
[17:38] Leila
    Thanks, but there's no need.
[17:41] Leila
    We caught her, too.
[17:45] Noir
    That expression...
[17:46] Noir
    And did he always have that earring?
[17:49] Leader
    Well done, Leila! And...
[17:53] Leila
    He's Noir Stardia.
[17:55] Noir
    Just in case, I'll use Discerning Eye.
SIGN    Skills
[18:02] Noir
    What?
[18:04] Leila
    Wh-What are you...
[18:11] Leader
    Now, grovel.
[18:14] Leila
    M-My body feels heavy...
[18:17] Leila
    Is this the Gravity Manipulation skill?
[18:26] Leader
    This way, princess.
[18:35] Leila
    Wh-What's going on?
[18:38] Noir
    H-He's in disguise! He's actually...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Earring of Deception
SIGN    

[18:46] Leader
    Well, that's impressive.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Tom Bertholda Lv.154
SIGN    Age
    Occupation
    Skills
    Skills
[18:59] Noir
    I knew it! He's the other half of Phantom!
[19:01] Leila
    N-No...
[19:03] Tom
    I'm going to make Miss Emma my wife.
[19:08] Tom
    I've always taken whatever I wanted, you see.
[19:13] Noir
    Wh-Why are you after Emma?
[19:16] Tom
    I saw her around town,
    and it was love at first sight.
[19:19] Tom
    So I followed her and did some research.
[19:23] Tom
    And now... she's finally mine!
[19:28] Noir
    Stop!
[19:33] Tom
    Give it up.
[19:35] Tom
    A weakling like you could never
    be the knight who protects her.
[19:40] Noir
    L-Let go of Emma!
[19:46] Tom
    You waste your time.
[19:50] Noir
    E-Emma is...
[19:54] Leila
    Noir...
[19:55] Tom
    H-How can you move?
[19:57] Noir
    Emma is... is...
[20:01] Noir
    someone very dear to me!
[20:05] Tom
    Get crushed!
[20:16] Emma
    Don't do anything weird to my Noir!
[20:35] Emma
    Noir!
[20:37] Noir
    E-Emma? Are you okay?
[20:40] Emma
    Yeah, I can move just fine.
[20:43] Emma
    Sorry. I guess I was kidnapped.
[20:48] Noir
    Well, it was super dark...
[20:51] Emma
    But... But did they do anything weird to me?
[20:57] Emma
    Do you think I'm dirty now?
[21:01] Noir
    Emma...
[21:10] Leader
    I'm sorry... I can't believe I...
[21:13] Bourne
    I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[21:16] Bourne
    I promise to repay you for this another day.
[21:20] Ladan
    Noir... Thank you so much.
[21:24] Romy
    You truly are Emma's hero.
[21:26] Noir
    It was nothing...
[21:28] Noir
    I'm sure if I was kidnapped,
    Emma would come save me, too.
[21:33] Emma
    Of course!
[21:35] Emma
    I'd even go to the depths of Hell! Right?
[21:40] Noir
    H-Her eyes are a bit scary...
[21:43] Noir
    With that, everything was resolved.
[21:46] Sign
    For Rent
[21:46] Noir
    To thank us, the earl agreed to help us
    get a location for our rare items shop.

[21:53] Noir
    It's on the market for 200,000 rels a month,
    but they agreed to 20,000 for us.
[21:57] Noir's father
    We can have it that cheap?!
[21:59] Noir
    Yes.
[22:00] Noir
    They also agreed to let us remodel it,
[22:02] Noir
    so let's make it look really nice.
[22:04] Noir's father
    Leave it to me! I have excellent taste!
[22:08] Alice
    Mother and I will take care of the interior.
[22:10] Alice
    Brother Dearest, please continue
    to get us more items.
[22:14] Noir's father
    Hey! What about me? Hello?
[22:16] Noir's mother
    You can clean, dear.
[22:18] Noir's father
    You got it!
[22:19] Emma
    I'll help with the shop, too.
    Let's do our best!
[22:27] Noir
    A-Alice's eyes are scaring me a bit...
[24:02] Noir and Emma
    Next time, "Let's Go to the Hot Springs."
SIGN    #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
SIGN    Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro

Season 1

E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs

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[00:05] Elna
    I have two important announcements today.
[00:07] Elna
    First, I need to introduce
    a transfer student.
[00:10] Elna
    She's a foreign exchange student.
[00:13] Emma
    A foreign exchange student?
[00:15] Elna
    Come in.
[00:23] Leila
    I'm Leila Overlock.
[00:26] Leila
    I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds.
[00:28] Leila
    I hope we can all be friends.
[00:32] Kent
    I hope she punches me.
[00:33] Girl A
    What's wrong with those boys?
[00:35] Lenore
    Oh, for crying out loud.
[00:37] Emma
    She's from Lahmu...
[00:44] Noir
    That's Leila. I never thought
    she'd end up in our class.
[00:52] Elna
    You know him?
[00:54] Leila
    Yes.
[00:54] Elna
    Then I guess you can sit next to Noir.
[00:57] Elna
    That's how these things work.
[01:00] Leila
    It's nice to see you again.
[01:01] Noir
    Likewise.
[01:02] Hjorth
    Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir!
[01:04] Kent
    He's already tight with Emma!
[01:07] Elna
    Quiet!
[01:08] Elna
    Now, here's the next announcement.
[01:11] Elna
    This might be a lot to take in
    for your first day in class,
[01:15] Elna
    but it has to do with the special lesson
    the rest of us had been discussing prior.
[01:18] Leila
    Special lesson?
[01:20] Noir
    Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition
    at the Hero Academy.
[01:24] Elna
    You! What's the special lesson?
[01:26] Hjorth
    The training camp!
[01:28] Elna
    You! And what's a training camp mean?
[01:30] Kent
    We're going on vacation!
[01:31] Elna
    And if we're going on a vacation... Say it!
[01:34] All
    Hot springs!
SIGN    #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
[03:09] Noir
    And then, the day of our
    training camp arrived.

[03:13] Elna
    I know hot springs sound fun and all,
[03:16] Elna
    but there'll be monsters along the way.
[03:18] Elna
    Stay on your toes.
[03:19] Class
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:20] Lenore
    Do you go to hot springs often, Leila?
[03:23] Leila
    This is my first time since coming here.
[03:25] Amane
    I'm glad you could join us, Maria.
[03:26] Maria
    Yes, I'm feeling just fine now.
[03:30] Emma
    Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting
    today is known to be great for your skin!
[03:33] Emma
    Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:36] Emma
    Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:37] Noir
    Emma's always loved baths.
[03:41] Noir
    We used to take them together
    when we were little.
[03:43] Emma
    Hot springs!
[03:43] Noir
    E-Emma, I know you're really excited,
[03:47] Noir
    but maybe you shouldn't
    get in the hot spring.
[03:50] Emma
    What?! Why not?!
[03:52] Noir
    Well...
[03:53] Hjorth
    I heard this hot spring's out in the open.
[03:56] Kent
    Which means...
[03:58] Leila
    So that's what's going on.
[04:00] Maria
    We'll need to keep our guard up.
[04:02] Amane
    I can sense their lust
    all the way over here.
[04:04] Emma
    Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen.
[04:07] Noir
    Th-Th-That's not okay!
[04:09] Emma
    I'm kidding, jeez!
[04:11] Emma
    I figured you'd stop anyone
    from peeking in, Noir.
[04:14] Emma
    Right?
[04:15] Maria
    Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us.
[04:19] Leila
    I see the girls trust you, Noir.
[04:22] Noir
    Th-That's...
[04:24] Emma
    We're counting on you, Noir!
[04:27] Girls
    Yeah!
[04:30] Noir
    Uh, I don't know about this...
SIGN    I'm exhausted!
SIGN    I'm soaked in sweat.
SIGN    I want to get in the hot spring already!
[04:41] Elna
    We may be on vacation,
    but we'll be training, too.
[04:43] Elna
    Your hubris and carelessness
    can lead to trouble.
[04:46] Elna
    Be prepared for anything.
[04:47] Hjorth
    Don't worry! We're elites!
[04:56] Elna
    I saw plenty of fools like you
    when I was a mercenary.
[04:59] Elna
    Of course, they never lasted long.
[05:02] Elna
    Do you know why?
[05:04] Hjorth
    I-I have no idea...
[05:07] Elna
    Because they die.
[05:11] Elna
    Extremely dangerous monsters
    live here on Mt. Amora.
[05:14] Elna
    Make sure you all figure out
    your lines and formations.
[05:18] Elna
    I'm going to do my best not to interfere.
[05:28] Noir
    Lines and formations?
    What are we supposed to do, exactly?
[05:34] Leila
    Since the boys are good at CQC,
    we'll have them up front.
[05:37] Leila
    Most of the girls use magic,
    so we'll support from behind.
[05:41] Leila
    I'll be the rear guard.
[05:43] Noir
    Awesome, Leila! You totally
    know what you're doing!
[05:46] Leila
    I go hunting monsters with
    my guildmates all the time.
[05:50] Hjorth
    She's got both wit and beauty.
[05:51] Kent
    And soon, we'll see her...
[06:02] Kent
    It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,
    but what if there are traps somewhere?
[06:07] Hjorth
    Don't worry. I have
    the Trap Perception skill.
[06:10] Noir
    I just want to get to the hot spring,
[06:13] Noir
    but I doubt my troubles will end there.
[06:15] Hjorth
    Noir, step back.
[06:19] Hjorth
    Talk about a close call.
[06:29] Noir
    Th-Thanks, Hjorth.
[06:32] Hjorth
    It's nothing. I don't need a reason
    to help out my friends.
[06:36] Hjorth
    Peek.
[06:38] Emma
    Look! How cute!
[06:40] Leila
    That's a rare wildflower.
[06:44] Noir
    But who put a pitfall here?
[06:46] Pixie
    I know who did it.
[06:49] Pixie
    The people who dug that hole
    are bad people called bandits.
[06:54] Noir
    Who are you?
[06:56] Pixie
    I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster.
[07:00] Hjorth
    Yeah, she doesn't look bad.
[07:06] Emma
    She's so cute!
[07:08] Leila
    She's like a little fairy!
SIGN    She's so little and cute!
[07:13] Noir
    I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Pixie Lv.5
SIGN    
    Skill
[07:17] Noir
    That Monster Puppetry skill
    is a bit concerning.

[07:19] Noir
    As for Ms. Elna...
[07:23] Noir
    Guess this is all up to us students.
[07:26] Pixie
    You're all headed to the
    hot spring, aren't you?
[07:29] Pixie
    I know a shortcut!
[07:31] Hjorth
    A shortcut? Tell us!
[07:34] Kent
    We want to get there fast!
[07:36] Pixie
    This way.
SIGN    Score!
SIGN    I guess some monsters can be good.
SIGN    We can finally get in the hot spring!
[07:53] Pixie
    It's just about a five-minute
    walk to the hot spring.
[07:56] Noir
    It's pretty dark in here, and the
    formation we came up with is shot now.
[08:01] Hjorth
    Oh, we'll be fine.
[08:02] Hjorth
    If it seems dangerous, we can turn back.
[08:05] Hjorth
    And I can detect traps, remember?
[08:07] Noir
    Yeah, but...
[08:12] Pixie
    Why did you draw your sword?
[08:15] Noir
    Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward.
[08:19] Pixie
    But it's scary! Please put it away.
[08:22] Noir
    But, I mean...
[08:25] Noir
    Wait!
[08:27] Noir
    Those holes... I think something
    might be hiding in them.
[08:32] Pixie
    There's nothing in them.
[08:34] Pixie
    If there were any monsters,
    I'd get attacked.
[08:38] Noir
    True, but you have the
    Monster Puppetry skill.
[08:44] Noir
    You're using that skill
    to control some monsters
[08:46] Noir
    so they'll ambush us, right?
[08:48] Hjorth
    Wait, seriously?
[08:51] Pixie
    I guess there's no point
    in hiding it anymore!
[08:54] Pixie
    Get them, Lizardmen!
[09:02] Noir
    G-Guys!
[09:04] Noir
    We just need to regroup,
    get back into formation,
[09:06] Noir
    and deal with them one by—
[09:09] Hjorth
    Get them!
[09:11] Kent
    We're definitely going to peek...
SIGN    ...into the women's bath!
SIGN    Don't get in our way!
[09:17] Noir
    You guys want to peek that badly?!
[09:23] Noir
    Crap! The girls!
[09:26] Leila
    Demon Fist!
[09:30] Emma
    You're not gonna stand between
    me and my hot spring!
[09:37] Noir
    This hot spring must be something else...
[09:43] Pixie
    Th-This wasn't supposed to happen...
[09:45] Pixie
    H-Humans are all ugly and stupid!
[09:48] Pixie
    Die! Nyah!
[09:52] Noir
    Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms.
[10:03] Elna
    Now do you understand?
[10:06] Elna
    There are monsters that try to act
    innocent to lure you into traps,
[10:11] Elna
    so you need to be careful—
[10:11] Hjorth
    Hey!
[10:13] Hjorth
    Look over there! I see it!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    We're here!
SIGN    I'm beat!
SIGN    I want to wash all my sweat off.
[10:21] Elna
    Like any of you are listening.
[10:26] S Class Boys
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[10:35] Matron
    You must be from the Hero Academy.
[10:37] Matron
    The bathing times are designated and split
    between the men and the women.
[10:42] Matron
    It's currently open only
    for our lady guests.
[10:44] Emma
    Hot spring! Hot spring!
[10:47] Maria
    That was rather tiring.
[10:48] Amane
    Yes. I'd love to wash off all
    this sweat immediately, but...
[10:53] Hjorth
    Ladies, please. Not to worry.
[10:56] Hjorth
    We may be rotten, but we are still
    students of the Hero Academy.
[11:00] Hjorth
    We are heroes! Therefore, we would
    never ever do something so wrong
[11:04] Hjorth
    as practice voyeuristic activities!
[11:05] S Class Boys
    We would never!
[11:07] Leila
    W-Well, if you say so...
[11:09] Amane
    I guess...
[11:11] Noir
    This must be thanks to the fact that
    we defeated those monsters together!
[11:15] Noir
    I'm so glad they changed their min—
[11:17] Hjorth
    You guys wanna go see some naked girls?!
[11:20] Boys
    Yeah!
[11:22] Noir
    I-I was naïve...
SIGN    The time has come!
SIGN    Let's do this!
SIGN    Burn that sight into your eyes!
[11:33] Hjorth
    I am the one who proposed a plan
    to nurture these young men,
[11:36] Hjorth
    and I shall also act as your leader.
    My name is Hjorth Boyle.
[11:39] Hjorth
    Despite our pure, fiery passion,
[11:41] Hjorth
    we must do everything we can to
    avoid being labeled peeping toms!
[11:47] Hjorth
    That's why we're using these!
[11:49] Kent
    Hell yeah! This is perfect!
[11:51] Kent
    Let's do this!
SIGN    I put it on backwards!
[11:54] Hjorth
    Noir, here's yours.
[11:57] Noir
    Oh, uh...
[12:01] Hjorth
    What's wrong? Hurry up.
[12:04] Noir
    I-I don't...
[12:06] (Flashback) Emma
    We're counting on you, Noir!
[12:08] (Flashback) Girls
    Yeah!
[12:13] Noir
    I can't participate in this.
[12:20] Hjorth
    He's a traitor! Capture him!
[12:48] Leila
    We can finally relax.
[12:50] Emma
    Yeah!
[12:53] Emma
    Hey, did you see the bath?
[12:55] Maria
    I did. It's so big!
[12:58] Amane
    And the view is lovely.
[13:00] Emma
    Okay! I'm getting in first!
SIGN    Hold it!
SIGN    Traitor!
[13:05] Hjorth
    Go, go, go! Head right
    into the women's bath!
[13:10] Noir
    I-I have to stop them somehow!
[13:14] Hjorth
    There! That's it!
[13:16] Noir
    Oh, no...
[13:19] Elna
    Earthen Wall.
SIGN    Ow...
[13:37] Noir
    Ms. Elna! Perfect timing!
[13:41] Elna
    I never thought you'd be the one, Noir...
[13:43] Elna
    If you thought you could sneak a peek,
    you've got another thing coming.
[13:46] Noir
    N-N-No! I'm trying to
    stop the other boys, too!
[13:50] Elna
    Uh-huh...
[13:55] Hjorth
    Do not falter! Advance!
[13:59] Elna
    I'm afraid your words aren't enough.
[14:01] Noir
    I know...
[14:05] Elna
    I'm going to rake you across the coals.
[14:07] Noir
    Your backs are wide open!
[14:09] Noir
    Stone Bullet!
[14:11] Elna
    Earthen Bullet!
SIGN    Boobies...
SIGN    Butts...
SIGN    Armpits...
SIGN    Napes...
[14:22] Noir
    Th-They're so persistent.
[14:24] Elna
    I guess you all want more punishment.
[14:27] Hjorth
    I don't want any meaningless bloodshed.
[14:29] Hjorth
    Do not get in the way of the
    villainous organization Dark Sword.
[14:33] Noir
    Didn't you say something about a plan
    to nurture young men earlier?
[14:36] Hjorth
    What? I have no idea
    what you're talking about.
[14:39] Elna
    That voice... You must be Hjorth.
[14:41] Hjorth
    I guess it's futile now.
[14:49] Elna
    Noir, I'll take care of things here.
[14:52] Hjorth
    Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna!
[15:06] Noir
    M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay?
[15:10] Elna
    Noir, you saved me...
    So I'll let this slide.
[15:13] Noir
    Huh?
[15:16] Elna
    Move your hands already.
[15:18] Noir
    I-I'm so sorry!
[15:22] Hjorth
    Did you see that?!
[15:25] Elna
    You're more powerful than usual.
    You did something, didn't you?
[15:30] Hjorth
    You figured it out?
[15:31] Hjorth
    Yes... It's all so I can see
    the girls in our class naked!
[15:44] Hjorth
    I collected tons of magical potions
    and items to make myself more muscular!
[15:49] Hjorth
    I used my whole life savings!
[15:52] Elna
    Your stupidity is on another level.
[15:54] Elna
    You did all that just to
    see your classmates naked?
[15:58] Hjorth
    Just to? Just to see that?!
[16:02] Hjorth
    Of course I did!
[16:04] Hjorth
    I get excited because they're my classmates!
[16:09] Hjorth
    True lewdness is best
    when it's within reach!
[16:13] Hjorth
    I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe!
[16:19] Elna
    O-Oh... My bad, I guess.
[16:22] Noir
    W-We can clearly see you're
    passionate about this,
[16:25] Noir
    but I think there's a
    line you shouldn't cross.
[16:27] Hjorth
    Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir.
[16:30] Hjorth
    This is what guys dream about.
    This is our dream.
[16:36] Noir
    I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too.
[16:40] Hjorth
    You want to see them, too, don't you?
[16:43] Hjorth
    Then go ahead and look!
[16:46] Hjorth
    Come on! Let's go look!
[16:48] Noir
    He's got a point. He's got a point, but...
[16:54] Noir
    I can't hurt any girls' feelings
    over our selfish desires!
[16:59] Hjorth
    Huh?
[17:01] Noir
    Naked girls are precious!
[17:04] Noir
    Cheating to get a peek is despicable!
[17:08] Hjorth
    You stupid... little traitor!
[17:12] Elna
    Noir!
[17:13] Noir
    It's okay!
[17:19] Elna
    Hjorth has powered up his
    muscles to their limits.
[17:22] Elna
    He's dangerous!
[17:22] Noir
    This is a fight over a true man's
    conviction! I can't lose!
[17:29] Hjorth
    I will get to the women's
    bath no matter what!
[17:32] Noir
    I-I won't let you!
[17:40] Hjorth
    Heh! The one who has stronger
    ideals will always win the battle!
[17:46] Hjorth
    I guess that's all you've got.
[17:48] Hjorth
    I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked.
[17:52] Noir
    I-I can't lose...
[17:56] Noir
    I'll Get Creative and
    make the Powerless skill...
[18:00] Noir
    and Bestow it on him!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN    
    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Hjorth
[18:05] Hjorth
    Wha—
[18:07] Noir
    I'm not...
[18:12] Noir
    going to lose in this
    battle of determination!
[18:29] Elna
    Looks like it's all over.
[18:33] Elna
    I got to witness your true determination.
[18:35] Noir
    Ms. Elna...
[18:41] Elna
    What's so funny?
[18:43] Hjorth
    Too bad. We still won.
[18:50] Hjorth
    Go forth! Our short and
    unnoticeable speedster, Kent!
[18:54] Kent
    I was just playing possum!
    Don't worry, guys! I've got you!
[18:58] Kent
    I'll make sure to write a report
    about my findings!
[19:01] Noir
    H-Hold it!
[19:03] Kent
    I'll be right there, girls!
[19:07] Noir
    He's so fast!
[19:09] Noir
    Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Kent
SIGN    LP needed: 2000
[19:11] Noir
    Two thousand?!
[19:12] Noir
    I guess it costs more to
    affect skills they're good at.
[19:16] Kent
    Almost there...
[19:18] Noir
    I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that.
[19:21] Noir
    I'd be risking my life, but...
[19:24] Kent
    Emma's colossal melons!
    I'm gonna get an eyeful!
[19:28] Noir
    I'm going to stop him!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP. 200
SIGN    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Kent
[19:34] Kent
    My legs...
[19:35] Noir
    Okay!
[19:38] Noir
    He just won't give up!
[19:40] Kent
    We win, suckers!
[19:43] Noir
    Oh, no, you don't!
[19:56] Noir
    Girls! Get out of the bath right now!
    There's a peeping tom!
[20:02] Noir
    Huh?
[20:07] Emma
    Noir? What are you doing?
[20:09] Noir
    Huh? What are you girls doing?
    I thought you were going to take a bath.
[20:14] Emma
    We got undressed and were about to...
[20:17] Leila
    But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off.
[20:19] Noir
    S-So she managed to stop you...
[20:24] Elna
    Looks like you kept your promise.
[20:28] Elna
    Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim
    to the boys' evil schemes.
[20:32] Noir
    Th-Thank goodness...
[20:34] Emma
    Noir?! What's wrong?
[20:37] Noir
    I-I used up too much LP...
[20:41] Emma
    Noir? Noir?!
[20:48] ---
    This is the best!
SIGN    It feels so nice!
SIGN    My skin feels so smooth!
SIGN    It's so warm!
[20:55] Elna
    Don't remove the towel on
    your eyes or your waist.
[20:58] Noir
    M-Ms. Elna...
[21:00] Elna
    Don't worry. I trapped
    the boys in their room.
SIGN    Let us see them naked!
SIGN    Let us out!
SIGN    Please!
SIGN    Let us out!
[21:10] Elna
    It's all thanks to you that we were
    able to stop the boys from peeping,
[21:14] Elna
    so as a reward, you can bathe with us.
[21:17] Noir
    I-I get to bathe with you?
[21:19] Elna
    You fought for the girls,
    so I'll allow that much.
[21:23] Elna
    Right, girls?
SIGN    Sure!
[21:27] Emma
    We're all grateful, Noir.
[21:29] Maria
    S-So this is a man's...
[21:32] Amane
    Ah, so this is how your muscles look.
[21:34] Leila
    Y-You're far more...
[21:37] Noir
    A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy?
[21:41] Emma
    Noir, you don't have enough LP, right?
[21:44] Emma
    In that case...
[21:47] Noir
    E-Emma?! What is that you're
    pressing against my face?
[21:51] Emma
    It's a secret!
[21:53] Elna
    I guess I'll use these instead
    of my ass this time.
[21:58] Noir
    Ms. Elna, too?!
[22:00] Noir
    These seem softer than last time!
[22:05] Lenore
    How disgusting.
[22:07] Maria
    This is quite a thrilling sight.
[22:10] Amane
    I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous.
[22:13] Leila
    I-Is this what this school's always like?
[22:16] Emma
    Take that!
[22:17] Elna
    And this, too.
[22:18] Emma
    Well, Noir? Does that feel nice?
[22:22] ---
    Take that!
[22:25] Noir
    My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night.
[24:03] Olivia
    Next time, "Noir's Decision."
SIGN    #11 "Noir's Decision"
SIGN    Illustration: Pukyunosuke

Season 1

E11 - Noir's Decision

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[00:01] Noir
    The Stardia materials shop we'd
    been planning is finally opening!
[00:06] Lola
    Upsy-daisy.
[00:08] Noir
    W-Wow...
[00:10] Noir
    That looks like it weighs about 100 kilograms.
[00:12] Luna
    Lola's stronger than she looks.
[00:14] Luna
    Though she doesn't realize it.
[00:27] Lola
    What a lovely shop, Noir.
[00:30] Luna
    Indeed. There are many rare materials,
    so it'll probably be popular.
[00:34] Luna
    We came here today to help out
    with the shop, didn't we?
[00:37] Luna
    There's still plenty to do.
[00:38] Lola
    Luna, let go of me! Let go! Noir!
[00:42] Emma
    I cleaned up the back.
[00:43] Noir
    Thanks, Emma. That'll help out a lot.
[00:47] Emma
    Hey, is this for sale, too?
[00:50] Noir
    Yup. It's one of our shop's top items.
[00:52] Noir
    That's a sample, so you can all have a taste.
[01:03] All
    It's delicious!
[01:05] Emma
    What is this?
[01:07] Noir
    Sorry, that's a trade secret.
[01:11] Noir
    When I ate that golden slime
    back in the dungeon,
[01:13] Noir
    it turned out to be really tasty.
[01:16] Emma
    Hey, by the way,
    what's the name of the shop?
[01:19] Noir
    Well...
[01:22] Noir
    We talked it over as a family
[01:24] Noir
    and had trouble deciding
    right up to the last minute...
SIGN    The Materials Shop With the Best Materials Chosen by Me
[01:27] (Flashback) Dad
    The Materials Shop With the
    Best Materials Chosen by Me!
SIGN    All You Need Is Love
[01:30] (Flashback) Mom
    All You Need Is Love.
[01:32] (Flashback) Alice
    Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway.
SIGN    Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway
[01:35] (Flashback) Tigerson
    Stardian Rarities.
SIGN    Stardian Rarities
SIGN    Hidden Curiosities
[01:38] (Flashback) Noir
    Hidden Curiosities.
[01:40] Noir
    But we went with Tigerson's suggestion.
[01:41] Noir
    We figured it'd be better
    to have our name in it.
[01:50] Dad
    I finished handing out all the flyers!
[01:52] Mom
    Tigey's up front and ready
    to be our poster kitty, too.
SIGN    Opening
    Soon
[01:55] Alice
    It's finally happening, Big Brother!
[01:58] Noir
    Yup.
[02:00] Emma
    Hey, it's time.
[02:03] Dad
    W-W-Well, should we do it?
    Should we count down?
[02:06] Noir
    Sure. You can start, Father.
[02:09] Dad
    Okay! Then...
[02:11] Dad
    Five!
[02:12] Mom
    Four!
[02:13] Alice
    Three!
[02:14] Tigerson
    Two!
[02:15] Lola; Emma; Luna
    One!
[02:17] Noir
    Stardian Rarities is officially open!
SIGN    #11 "Noir's Decision"
[03:54] Alice
    Welcome!
[03:57] Guy customer 1
    Wow.
[03:58] Guy customer 2
    This is rare.
[04:00] Woman customer 1
    I could probably use this to make medicine.
[04:02] Woman customer 2
    This gelatin is good, too.
[04:06] Dad
    S-So many customers...
[04:09] Noir
    It's all because you guys
    promoted the store so much.
[04:12] Noir
    Tigerson's doing a great job, too.
SIGN    Open
[04:14] Girl
    Wow!
[04:15] Kid 1
    It's a lion!
[04:17] Kid 2
    It's so cool!
[04:18] Tigerson
    I'll play with you even more
    if you buy something inside.
[04:22] Kid 1
    Really?
[04:22] Kid 2
    Awesome!
[04:24] Noir
    Our lineup of merch isn't perfect yet,
    but we did everything we could for now.
[04:29] Dad
    Y-You're right.
[04:31] Dad
    We worked so hard.
[04:34] Dad
    This is all thanks to you, Noir.
[04:36] Dad
    I'm so proud to have you as a son.
[04:39] Noir
    Father...
[04:42] Noir
    I'm the son of a poor noble and
    lost my job to another noble,
[04:45] Noir
    but I was able to enroll at the Hero Academy,
[04:48] Noir
    and I even saved someone.
[04:52] Noir
    I made a new friend, too.
[04:56] Noir
    A famous noble thanked me...
[05:00] Noir
    And we were able to open up this shop,
[05:05] Noir
    all thanks to my master.
[05:12] Olivia
    Hm?
[05:14] Olivia
    Are you a peeping tom?
    You just snuck in here.
[05:20] Noir
    I guess you figured me out.
[05:23] Olivia
    I can always tell when you're around, Noir.
[05:27] Noir
    You're impressive as ever, Master.
[05:29] Olivia
    What's up? You look all serious.
[05:32] Noir
    I've come here today to
    express my determination.
[05:37] Olivia
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:38] Noir
    I'm going to free you from those chains.
[05:40] Olivia
    Huh?
[05:42] Noir
    I'll end this suffering for you.
[05:45] Noir
    Please allow me to properly thank you.
[05:48] Olivia
    Noir...
[05:50] Olivia
    Thank you for even saying that,
    but please, don't push yourself.
[05:55] Noir
    Don't worry. I'm a coward by nature.
[05:58] Olivia
    Yeah, you're the type of guy that gathers
    all the info you can on the girl you like,
[06:02] Olivia
    then lose her to another guy
    before you can confess
[06:04] Olivia
    your feelings to her, and end up crying.
[06:06] Noir
    I'm not that bad!
[06:08] Olivia
    Okay, sorry.
[06:11] Noir
    Yeah. I want to see Master smile.
[06:21] Noir
    Answer my query, Great Sage.
[06:26] Great Sage
    As you wish.
[06:28] Noir
    I want to save Olivia of the hidden dungeon.
[06:31] Noir
    How can I free her from the
    Death Chains without killing her?
[06:34] Great sage
    I believe... the answer can
    be found on the 15th floor.
[06:38] Noir
    You believe?
[06:39] Noir
    Could you be more specific?
[06:43] Noir
    Ow!
[06:45] Noir
    The more difficult the question,
    the worse it gets for me.
[06:49] Noir
    Still... I have a clue now.
SIGN    Hidden Dungeon 14th Floor
SIGN    You will now undergo a trial.
    If you are alone, go to 1. If another is with you, go to 2.
[07:09] Noir
    I'm by myself, so I guess I have to go this way.
[07:23] Noir
    Th-This is, uh...
SIGN    No skills allowed
[07:29] Noir
    M-Master did say not to push myself.
    It might be kinda pathetic, but...
[07:35] Emma
    I see. So the reason you became stronger
[07:37] Emma
    is because of the hidden dungeon
    and this Olivia person.
[07:40] Noir
    Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
    I didn't want to put you in danger.
[07:46] Emma
    So you want to save her
    since she helped you out.
[07:48] Emma
    I'd totally expect that from you.
[07:50] Noir
    Y-You think so?
[07:51] Emma
    You're careful when it concerns yourself,
[07:54] Emma
    but if it's someone else,
    you can get pretty reckless.
[07:57] Emma
    But that's why you have me.
[08:00] Noir
    Emma...
[08:01] Emma
    I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
[08:04] Emma
    We're the ultimate duo!
[08:07] Noir
    Yeah.
[08:10] Noir
    Thanks.
[08:15] Noir
    "Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[08:17] Noir
    Let me train in secret to become
    the strongest in the world!"
[08:26] Emma
    That password just sounds like
    you expressing your life motto.
[08:29] Noir
    It does almost sound like something I'd say.
[08:41] Noir
    There's probably a monster in here.
[08:43] Noir
    Let's head in carefully.
[08:58] Noir
    It's locked.
[08:59] Emma
    S-Something's coming!
[09:06] Dwarf A
    Foul giants! Throw down your weapons!
[09:09] Noir
    L-Let's just see how this goes.
[09:11] Emma
    Got it.
[09:16] Dwarf A
    We're starving! Give us food!
[09:18] Noir
    O-Okay...
[09:19] Noir
    Here.
SIGN    Whoa! What's that?!
[09:25] Noir
    This is my skill. I stored away
    some food in a different dimension.
[09:29] Noir
    These are called cookies.
[09:40] Dwarf A
    I-It's so good!
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Give me a bite!
SIGN    Gimme!
[09:48] Dwarf b
    It's good!
[09:51] Dwarf C
    It's good!
[09:54] Emma
    Disgusting...
[09:58] Dwarf B
    Woman, do something funny.
[10:01] Emma
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[10:03] Dwarf A
    Oink like a pig.
[10:04] Dwarf A
    Hurry up and do it!
[10:10] Emma
    Okay...
[10:12] Emma
    Oink, oink...
[10:14] Emma
    Oink, oink...
[10:16] Emma
    Oink, oink, oink...
[10:21] Dwarf A
    That's not funny at all.
[10:24] Dwarf A
    Why are you even alive?
[10:28] Dwarf A
    Hey! Give us more!
[10:30] Noir
    Yeah, sure. One sec.
[10:43] Dwarf B
    My stomach!
[10:51] Emma
    Noir, what did you do?
[10:52] Noir
    I Got Creative, made the Poison skill,
    and Bestowed it to them.
[10:55] Noir
    Another result of the skills Master gave me.
[10:58] Emma
    I see. That's great!
[11:07] Emma
    You sure had a blast mocking me earlier.
[11:12] Dwarves
    O-Oink!
[11:20] Emma
    The next floor is the 15th, right?
[11:22] Noir
    Yeah.
[11:23] Noir
    There should be a hint
    there on how to save Master.
[11:32] Noir
    Wait, is this...
[11:39] Noir
    Master?!
[11:42] Sign
    Master?
[11:42] Olivia
    1\an8}The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
[11:49] Emma
    S-So this is Olivia?
[11:51] Noir
    I-I'm not sure.
[11:55] Noir
    I mean, it looks just like her.
[11:58] Noir
    Master! Can you hear me?
[12:02] Noir
    We can usually talk using telepathy...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Death Chains: Olivia Clone Lv.420
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
[12:09] Noir
    These are the real Death Chains?!
[12:10] Emma
    Wait, so this isn't her?
[12:12] Noir
    Apparently, it sent information from
    level 2 and created a copy of Master.
SIGN    Free her without killing her and a path will appear
[12:23] Noir
    It looks like our only choice is to free her.
[12:26] Emma
    Leave this to me.
[12:29] Emma
    Wind Strike!
[12:48] Fake Olivia
    Hey, hey!
[12:49] Fake Olivia
    Are you the ones who freed me?
[12:52] Fake Olivia
    Thanks! I couldn't move on my own.
[12:56] Noir
    Stop acting like Master!
[12:58] Fake Olivia
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[13:01] Noir
    I know you're the Death Chains!
[13:05] Fake Olivia
    Aw, I guess you figured it out.
    I'm totally shocked.
[13:09] Noir
    If I defeat you, Master will be freed. Right?
[13:12] Fake Olivia
    Who knows?
[13:14] Fake Olivia
    But you know...
[13:16] Fake Olivia
    I wanted to see how powerful I was, too.
[13:19] Emma
    Noir!
[13:21] Noir
    If this recreation isn't complete,
    we have a chance.
[13:25] Noir
    Stone Bullet 40!
[13:34] Emma
    She's so strong!
[13:38] Fake Olivia
    I guess it's my turn now.
[13:44] Emma
    It's so hot!
[13:44] Noir
    That's Fire Dragon Strike! Be careful!
[13:47] Fake Olivia
    Take that!
[13:53] Noir
    I-It's so persistent!
[13:57] Fake Olivia
    I'm guessing you're about a
    Grade B on Dual-Wielded Daggers.
[14:01] Fake Olivia
    Not that you'll even be able
    to scratch me with those.
[14:06] Noir
    Emma!
[14:09] Noir
    Are you okay?!
[14:10] Emma
    I think so.
[14:12] Fake Olivia
    Okay, get a room, you two.
[14:16] Fake olivia
    You're pissing me off.
[14:18] Noir
    O-Oh, no!
[14:28] Fake Olivia
    Aw, they ran away.
[14:30] Fake Olivia
    That's no fun.
[14:37] Noir
    Emma, are you okay?
[14:38] Emma
    I-I'm fine.
[14:40] Olivia
    Hey, what the hell?!
[14:41] Olivia
    You just show up outta nowhere
    ready to make out?
[14:44] Noir
    Master!
[14:45] Olivia
    Noir, who's that girl?
    How could you, when you have me?
[14:52] Noir
    Emma, this one is the real Master!
[14:56] Emma
    O-Oh, I see.
[14:58] Emma
    They really do look alike.
[15:00] Noir
    Master, this is my precious childhood
    friend that I mentioned before.
[15:04] Noir
    See, we were just on the 15th floor...
[15:07] Olivia
    I see. So the Death Chains
    made a copy of me.
[15:11] Noir
    Yes. She was incredibly powerful.
[15:14] Emma
    Olivia, this may be rude to ask you,
[15:17] Emma
    but do you have any weaknesses?
[15:19] Emma
    I figure if the fake is a copy of you,
    her weaknesses are likely the same.
[15:23] Olivia
    Emma, was it?
[15:26] Olivia
    What's your bra size?
[15:28] Emma
    Huh?
[15:29] Olivia
    Yours are bigger than mine, huh?
[15:30] Olivia
    So I won't tell you!
[15:32] Emma
    Sh-She's really your master?
[15:35] Noir
    Master, could you just tell us?
[15:39] Olivia
    But I don't wanna...
[15:40] Noir
    I'm sure even you must have faced
    difficulties in some of your battles.
[15:45] Olivia
    Maybe, maybe not. I think there were.
[15:50] Olivia
    And I think it was when I was
    fighting in your town, Noir.
[15:53] Noir
    In my town?
[15:55] Olivia
    Actually, why not just ignore that thing?
[15:58] Noir
    Huh?
[15:59] Olivia
    I'm happy that you're fighting for me,
    but you should back down on this one.
[16:08] Noir
    Why are you so nice to me, Master?
[16:12] Olivia
    Hm?
[16:13] Noir
    You gave me your very important set of skills,
    and you give me useful information.
[16:18] Noir
    I haven't actually done anything for you.
[16:21] Olivia
    Well...
[16:31] Noir
    Coming down here into
    this dungeon and meeting you
[16:34] Noir
    has greatly changed my life.
[16:37] Noir
    If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't
    have been able to protect Emma.
[16:42] Noir
    So... I'm going to defeat
    that thing, no matter what.
[16:56] Noir
    I'm going to check
    Master's records tomorrow.
[17:00] Noir
    Then we should be able to
    determine the fake's weaknesses.
[17:05] Emma
    One of my parents' friends is a historian.
    I'll try talking to them.
[17:10] Noir
    Sure.
[17:11] Noir
    Thanks.
SIGN    Opening Soon
[17:17] Lola
    This is definitely the best!
[17:19] Lola
    It'd look perfect on this wall right here!
[17:22] Luna
    Yeah, no.
[17:23] Luna
    And I don't think Noir would like
    your painting staring at him all day.
[17:28] Lola
    Noir and I have been destined
    for each other since our past lives.
[17:31] Lola
    I knew the moment we met!
[17:33] Luna
    Yeah, that's a lie.
[17:35] Noir
    Hey...
[17:36] Noir
    I just got back.
[17:38] Lola
    Noir!
[17:40] Luna
    What's the matter? You look exhausted.
[17:44] Noir
    Well, you see...
[17:46] Lola
    Oh! You must be low on LP!
[17:49] Luna
    In that case, leave it to us.
[17:51] Lola
    I don't mind taking it all off for you, Noir.
[17:56] Noir
    Maybe not right now...
[18:01] Lola
    I just had a great idea.
[18:05] Lola
    Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[18:07] Lola
    So I'll be in front and you can be in back,
    whisper, whisper, whisper.
[18:12] Luna
    I see.
[18:13] Noir
    U-Um, what are you...
[18:19] Lola and Luna
    Here!
[18:27] Lola
    This is Lola and Luna's special
    Pretty Girl Sandwich.
[18:34] Luna
    Don't you just want to gobble us up?
[18:46] Noir
    Olivia Servant.
[18:49] Noir
    An extremely powerful adventurer who
    uses mysterious skills against her enemies.
[18:55] Noir
    When she came to this land,
    she battled with the cleric Littorine,
[18:59] Noir
    and though the battle was fierce, Olivia won.
[19:07] Noir
    The cleric Littorine.
[19:09] Noir
    She possesses the Sacrifice skill and
    was able to torment Olivia Servant.
[19:15] Noir
    This must be it!
[19:17] Noir
    Sacrifice... That must be a pretty rare skill.
SIGN    Sacrifice
SIGN    LP needed:
SIGN    By sacrificing skills learned, physical and magical abilities are
    
SIGN    increased for a few minutes.
    
    The higher the skill levels, the more powerful the user becomes.
[19:24] Noir
    Sacrificing learned skills
    to level up other abilities...
[19:27] Noir
    It doesn't enhance the other abilities for long,
[19:29] Noir
    and I'll probably have to do it on the spot.
[19:35] Noir
    But this is the only way to deal with the fake.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia
SIGN    LP.13700
SIGN    LP. 3700
SIGN    Get Creative and
    create the skill
    

[19:47] Noir
    I'd like to level up more
    before I face them again.
[19:56] Noir
    I-Is that...
[20:05] Fake Olivia
    It's Noir Stardia!
[20:10] Noir
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[20:12] Fake Olivia
    My job is to eliminate any intruders
    that come to the 15th floor,
[20:17] Fake Olivia
    but I don't really care about that anymore.
[20:20] Noir
    She copied Master's personality,
    so she's too uninhibited.
[20:25] Noir
    That must be why she just followed
    her desires and came here.
[20:29] Fake Olivia
    So hey, why do you want to
    save your master, anyway?
[20:33] Noir
    Why wouldn't I?!
[20:35] Noir
    Being stuck there for 200 years
    is just too painful!
[20:38] Noir
    I want Master to be free!
[20:40] Fake Olivia
    Well, yeah. She's more than just bound there.
[20:42] Fake Olivia
    The pain's pretty intense, too.
[20:46] Fake Olivia
    I make her suffer excruciating pain regularly
[20:48] Fake Olivia
    and collect information from how she reacts.
[20:51] Noir
    B-But that's...
[20:53] Fake olivia
    You mad? Aw, you're adorable!
[20:56] Noir
    Screw you!
[21:00] Noir
    I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,
    and Night Vision to create...
[21:04] Noir
    Sacrifice!
[21:07] Noir
    I-Is this the effect of Sacrifice?
[21:10] Fake Olivia
    Wait, isn't that skill—
[21:13] Noir
    I can do this!
[21:20] Noir
    You're mine!
[21:21] Fake Olivia
    Damn, you're fast!
[21:22] Fake Olivia
    Is that what you thought I'd say?
[21:29] Olivia
    Huh? I felt Noir's consciousness just now...
[21:39] Noir
    That wasn't a fatal blow...
[21:43] Noir
    This isn't enough for me to... lose!
[21:49] Noir
    Wh-What... My body...
[21:52] Fake Olivia
    You need to use Discerning Eye!
[21:55] Fake Olivia
    I Got Creative and made it!
[21:59] Noir
    Wait...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
[22:03] Noir
    Th-That sword... It has a lightning attribute?!
[22:08] Fake Olivia
    This is honestly a pain,
    so I'm going to end it now.
[22:13] Olivia
    Noir...
[22:16] Olivia
    Don't go dying on me.
[22:27] Fake Olivia
    I win!
[24:02] Noir
    Next time, "A Battle I Can't Lose."
SIGN    #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
SIGN    Illustration: Hino Tomoyuki

Season 1

E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose

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[00:02] Noir
    I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,
    and Night Vision to create...
[00:06] Noir
    Sacrifice!
[00:10] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
    Wait, isn't that skill—
[00:11] (Flashback) Noir
    I can do this!
[00:18] (Flashback) Noir
    You're mine!
[00:19] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
    Damn, you're fast!
[00:20] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
    Is that what you thought I'd say?
[00:32] (Flashback) Noir
    This isn't enough for me to... lose!
[00:39] (Flashback) Noir
    Wait...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
[00:42] Noir
    Th-That sword...
    It has a lightning attribute?!
[00:48] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
    This is honestly a pain,
    so I'm going to end it now.
[00:56] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
    I win!
[01:01] Noir
    Master...
[01:03] (Flashback) Olivia
    Noir...
[01:05] (Flashback) Olivia
    Don't go dying on me.
SIGN    #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
[02:47] (Flashback) Young Man
    Please be my master!
[02:50] (Flashback) Young Man
    Please! I want to be your student!
SIGN    200 Years Ago
[02:59] Olivia
    Wow, that must've taken a lot of guts.
[03:03] Olivia
    But that's such a pain...
[03:07] (Flashback) Oliva
    Yeah, nah. Run along now. Shoo, shoo.
[03:12] (Flashback) Young man
    Please!
[03:13] Olivia
    Aw, his cute, pristine face
    is going to get dirty.
[03:18] Olivia
    But still...
[03:20] (Flashback) Olivia
    I'm terrible at teaching.
[03:24] (Flashback) Young man
    Please reconsider!
[03:25] (Flashback) Young man
    I'll do my best, even if it kills me!
[03:27] (Flashback) Olivia
    Nope. Not happening.
[03:30] (Flashback) Olivia
    End of story.
[03:47] (Flashback) Young man
    Please make me your student!
[03:53] (Flashback) Young man
    Please!
[03:58] (Flashback) Young man
    Please!
[04:14] (Flashback) Olivia
    Why are you so obsessed with this?
[04:18] (Flashback) Young man
    I promised my childhood friend,
    who passed away, that I'd become
[04:22] (Flashback) Young man
    the best adventurer in the world.
[04:24] (Flashback) Young man
    So I'm going to become the
    best adventurer in the world,
[04:29] (Flashback) Young man
    one whose name is known
    even to the heavens.
[04:35] (Flashback) Olivia
    Okay, then. I'll give you
    a chance to be my student.
[04:39] (Flashback) Olivia
    Attack me right now.
[04:41] (Flashback) Young man
    Huh?
[04:42] (Flashback) Olivia
    You can use any means. If you give
    me so much as a scratch, you win.
[04:46] (Flashback) Young man
    Wait, in the middle of the city?
[04:50] (Flashback) Olivia
    You want to be the best in the world, right?
[04:59] (Flashback) Young man
    Here I go!
[05:10] (Flashback) Olivia
    You're terrible at lying, aren't you?
[05:14] (Flashback) Olivia
    You hold your sword entirely too straight.
[05:16] (Flashback) Olivia
    And...
[05:18] (Flashback) Olivia
    Maybe it's none of my business,
[05:20] (Flashback) Olivia
    but you should give up on
    becoming an adventurer.
[05:29] Olivia
    The boy just refused to give up.
[05:32] Olivia
    Day after day... Every single day.
[05:37] (Flashback) Young man
    Could you tell me about goblins?
[05:39] (Flashback) Olivia
    Aw, but that's such a pain.
[05:42] (Flashback) Olivia
    I'm sure even you'd be
    able to take down a goblin.
[05:45] (Flashback) Olivia
    But be careful with iron goblins.
[05:49] (Flashback) Olivia
    Their flesh is super hard,
    so go after their eyes instead.
[05:54] (Flashback) Young man
    I see!
[05:57] Olivia
    Even after a month had passed,
    the boy showed up every day.
[06:02] (Flashback) Young man
    I never thought of that!
    You really are something, Master!
[06:06] (Flashback) Olivia
    Seriously, stop calling me "Master."
[06:09] (Flashback) Young man
    I'm pretty sure I won't be
    able to use that method,
[06:10] (Flashback) Young man
    so I'll just swing around my sword more.
[06:12] (Flashback) Young man
    Thanks for all your valuable advice today!
[06:22] Olivia
    Maybe becoming an actual mentor
    might not be such a bad thing.
[06:31] (Flashback) Olivia
    Barkeep, I'll take the usual.
[06:34] (Flashback) Barkeep
    Olivia, should you be here right now?
[06:37] (Flashback) Olivia
    What do you mean?
[06:40] (Flashback) Barkeep
    Well, your student...
[06:41] (Flashback) Olivia
    What are you talking about?
[06:43] (Flashback) Barkeep
    You haven't heard? Well, he...
[06:53] (Flashback) Girl's Father
    My daughter was attacked by
    a monster, and he saved her.
[06:58] (Flashback) Girl's Father
    By the time I had gotten back
    with the guards, it was too late.
[07:02] (Flashback) Girl's Father
    The monster was the rare iron goblin.
[07:07] (Flashback) Girl's Father
    He stabbed the monster's eye with
    his sword so my daughter could escape.
[07:17] Olivia
    His pristine skin...
[07:19] Olivia
    Such a beautiful face.
[07:22] Olivia
    A face as sweet and calm as the moon.
[07:28] Olivia
    What if I had taught him properly?
[07:32] Olivia
    What if I had actually become his master
    and Bestowed skills upon him?
[07:41] Olivia
    If I had chosen a different yesterday,
[07:45] Olivia
    then a different tomorrow would have...
[07:58] Olivia
    What awaited me after that
    was 200 years of being alone.
[08:05] Olivia
    But then, one day...
[08:09] (Flashback) Noir
    U-Um... You are alive, right?
[08:18] Olivia
    Noir, you looked remarkably like that boy.
[08:25] Olivia
    I may have given you those skills
    just to make myself feel better.
[08:29] Olivia
    It won't change the past,
    and the regrets remain.
[08:33] Olivia
    But...
[08:36] Olivia
    Noir, please... Let me see
    your smiling face again.
[08:46] Noir
    Master...
[08:48] Noir
    Damn it. My body still won't move.
[08:51] Noir
    The effects of Sacrifice are gone now, too.
[08:54] Fake Olivia
    Aw, aren't you going to plead for your life?
[08:57] Noir
    L-Like I'd ever do that!
[08:59] Fake Olivia
    Oh, really? In that case...
[09:01] Fake Olivia
    Bye-bye!
[09:04] Emma
    Run Like the Wind!
[09:13] Fake Olivia
    Ow! What's the big idea?
[09:17] Emma
    Leave Noir alone!
[09:20] Noir
    Emma, what are you...
[09:22] Emma
    I was looking for you.
[09:24] Emma
    I figured we could come up with
    a plan to face that fake together.
[09:28] Emma
    And...
[09:32] Lola
    You're one of my adventurers, Noir.
[09:34] Lola
    You're my precious partner.
[09:39] Luna
    I want to use these powers for others.
[09:46] Leila
    Noir is my rival and friend.
    I can't let him do this alone!
[09:51] Emma
    All right, everyone!
[09:54] Emma
    Let's do this together!
[09:56] Lola; Luna; Leila
    Yeah!
[09:57] Fake Olivia
    Oh? Look at all your cute little friends.
[10:02] Noir
    I appreciate the concern,
    but she's too powerful.
[10:06] Emma
    Everyone's grateful to you, Noir.
    You're always helping us out.
[10:11] Lola
    I became the top receptionist
    because of you, Noir.
[10:17] Luna
    I was all alone, and you let me join your party.
[10:21] Leila
    We captured those phantom thieves together!
[10:24] Emma
    So... at least let us repay you a little.
[10:28] Emma
    You doofus.
[10:31] Noir
    Everyone...
[10:33] Fake Olivia
    Well, aren't you popular, Noir? I'm so jealous!
[10:38] Emma
    She really...
[10:39] Lola
    ...pisses me off.
[10:41] Leila
    Let's knock down...
[10:42] Luna
    ...that confidence by a few notches!
[10:46] Fake olivia
    Hey, you've got a gun?!
[10:49] Leila
    Demon Fist!
[10:55] Emma
    Wind Strike!
[11:07] Noir
    Emma!
[11:10] Noir
    I-I still haven't recovered?!
[11:13] Noir
    Is it because it was a skill attack?
[11:17] Fake Olivia
    Guess I'll have to teach you
    what happens when you butt in.
[11:21] Lola
    The one who's... going to
    defeat my rival in love...
[11:25] Lola
    is me!
[11:31] Emma
    Lola!
[11:32] Fake Olivia
    Yikes, talk about the strength of a gorilla.
[11:35] Lola
    Who're you calling a gorilla?!
[11:44] Noir
    L-Lola! If you do that too
    much, the bridge will—
[11:48] Lola
    Oh, my. I lost my composure.
[11:51] Fake Olivia
    It's no use acting all meek and adorable now!
[11:57] Noir
    Luna! Please heal Emma and Lola!
[12:01] Luna
    Understood.
[12:05] Noir
    Touching that sword is bad news.
[12:08] Noir
    I'll have to use Editor and...
SIGN    
[12:11] Noir
    Destroy!
[12:14] Fake Olivia
    Hey, what's wrong?
[12:17] Noir
    Leila! Now!
[12:19] Leila
    I'm on it!
[12:21] Leila
    Demon Fist!
[12:27] Noir
    Yes!
[12:29] Leila
    Now I've got you!
[12:31] Fake Olivia
    That was a pretty fiery attack!
    Right back atcha!
[12:49] Leila
    I'm sorry, Noir...
[12:52] Noir
    Leila! We have to heal her quickly!
[12:59] Noir
    L-Luna!
[13:01] Luna
    I... I suddenly feel feverish...
SIGN    Luna Heela
SIGN    
    Temperature +5
[13:07] Noir
    I-Is she doing this?!
[13:10] Noir
    But when?
[13:13] Luna
    N-Noir... I'm sorry.
[13:18] Noir
    Luna!
[13:20] Noir
    And...
[13:25] Noir
    She did it to Emma, too!
    But when did she...
SIGN    Temperature +5
SIGN    Emma Brightness
[13:29] Noir
    Everyone...
[13:33] Fake Olivia
    Aw, you're all alone again.
[13:41] All
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[13:49] Noir
    She doesn't have any weapons.
[13:52] Noir
    I have a better chance fighting up close!
[14:04] Noir
    My legs!
[14:13] Noir
    Wh-What's going on? Something's wrong!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia
SIGN    
    
    Movements and reactions become slower
[14:17] Noir
    This is...
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
[14:22] Noir
    Stone Bullet 40!
[14:32] Fake Olivia
    Clumsy boy!
[14:33] Noir
    Sh-She messed with my skills again?
SIGN    Stone Bullet
SIGN    Create and fire a stone
    from around 10~100 centimeters
    by using LP.
SIGN    After that, the stone comes back to you.
[14:39] Noir
    She made it worse?!
[14:42] Fake olivia
    Did you figure it out?
[14:43] Noir
    Sh-She's unbelievable...
[14:45] Noir
    She's way more perceptive than I am,
    her instincts are insane,
[14:49] Noir
    and she's way better
    at using skills than I am.
[14:52] Fake olivia
    Why don't you just give up?
[14:54] Fake olivia
    I mean, you can still survive,
    albeit pathetically.
[15:01] Noir
    I'm not afraid of living pathetically.
[15:04] Noir
    Being born to a baronet family,
    I'm basically destined for a pathetic life.
[15:08] Fake Olivia
    Then why not run away?
    I don't mind looking away for a sec.
[15:14] Noir
    No matter how pathetic my life is...
[15:17] Noir
    As long as I try, I can change!
[15:23] Noir
    I learned that after I met Master!
[15:27] Noir
    And that's why... I'm going to save Master!
[15:33] Noir
    I don't have time to think
    about the outcome anymore!
[15:38] Noir
    I'm going to give up everything Master
    gave me except Get Creative,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
    Skills
    Skills

SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
    l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[15:43] Noir
    Editor, and Bestow...
SIGN    Skills
    Skills
[15:46] Noir
    and use Sacrifice!
SIGN    Sacrifice
[16:12] Noir
    It's hard!
[16:14] Fake Olivia
    Don't underestimate me...
[16:16] Fake Olivia
    you little brat!
[16:34] Fake Olivia
    I'll engulf you in flames
    until there's nothing left!
[16:37] Fake olivia
    You and your silly feelings
    toward your master!
[16:48] Noir
    Sh-She still has this much power left?
[16:52] Noir
    She's way too strong!
[16:54] Fake Olivia
    Die!
[17:06] Noir
    But I have to...
[17:08] Noir
    I just have to do this!
[17:44] Fake Olivia
    I-I'll...
[17:46] Fake Olivia
    I'll curse y—
[17:54] Noir
    Curse me all you want.
[17:57] Noir
    I have friends who can lift them!
[18:02] Emma
    Noir!
[18:05] Luna
    Y-You defeated her!
[18:08] Leila
    Well done.
[18:09] Noir
    I-It's all thanks to you guys.
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[18:12] Noir
    But I think... I used up too much LP.
[18:16] Lola
    Noir...
[18:17] Luna
    Don't worry.
[18:19] Leila
    I-If that's the case...
[18:21] Emma
    Just leave it to us.
[18:31] Noir
    Wh-Whoa...
[18:34] Noir
    Th-Thanks, everyone.
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[18:40] Noir
    And so, after defeating the Death Chains,
    I went to see Master.

[18:56] Noir
    There you are.
[18:59] Olivia
    Noir, I'm free now.
[19:05] Noir
    Master...
[19:21] Olivia
    Thank you. You worked so hard.
[19:28] Noir
    Master...
[19:29] Olivia
    Now, now. You're ruining
    that adorable face of yours.
[19:34] Noir
    You must've been hurting for so long...
[19:38] Noir
    Why didn't you tell me?
[19:40] Noir
    Is it because I'm so unreliable?
[19:43] Olivia
    You're just such a sweetheart.
    I didn't want you to push yourself.
[19:47] Noir
    But...
[19:48] Olivia
    But apparently, you're much stronger
    and braver than I thought you were.
[19:53] Olivia
    You're gonna make me fall for you.
[19:55] Noir
    Th-There you go,
    treating me like a kid again.
[19:58] Olivia
    Aw, I wouldn't say that.
[20:02] Noir
    Stop playing with my face, please!
[20:04] Olivia
    But I've been waiting so long to touch it!
[20:08] Noir
    Just a little bit, then...
[20:12] Olivia
    If you hadn't shown up that day,
    I would still be stuck in that room.
[20:19] Olivia
    I might've spent an eternity in there.
[20:23] Noir
    Well, my life changed so much
    because I met you, Master.
[20:30] Noir
    I'm very grateful.
[20:38] Olivia
    Noir, thank you so much.
[20:41] Noir
    That's my line, Master.
[20:52] Olivia
    Squeeze!
[20:53] Noir
    Master, that hurts! Let go!
[20:56] Olivia
    Nope! Don't wanna!
[21:05] Noir's Dad
    Now, if I gamble these earnings at a casino...
[21:11] Noir's Dad
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[21:13] Alice
    Brother Dearest, are these new?
[21:16] Noir
    Yeah, my friend helped me acquire them.
[21:21] Dryade
    Nory, I hope you come see me again.
[21:28] Elena
    So in conclusion,
    becoming a hero is no small feat.
[21:32] Elena
    You'll need to train not only
    your body, but your mind, as well.
[21:38] Elena
    Make sure you don't slack off!
[21:40] Students
    Yes, ma'am!
[21:42] Leila
    You need to put all of your
    weight into your fists.
[21:47] Leila
    You go like this... then this!
[21:51] Noir
    This move... sure is powerful!
[21:57] Lola
    Noir.
[21:58] Lola
    You need more LP, right?
[22:00] Lola
    Well, in that case...
[22:04] Noir
    Wha—
[22:05] Lola
    Well? How's that?
[22:09] Luna
    Ah, Noir. You must need LP.
[22:12] Luna
    In that case...
[22:13] Noir
    Wh-Wha—
[22:14] Luna
    Mine are pretty big, too.
[22:17] Leila
    Are you some kind of womanizer, Noir?
[22:23] Emma
    Hey, I saw that!
[22:26] Emma
    If you want more LP,
    you should talk to me first.
[22:39] Alice
    Oh, I see.
[22:42] Alice
    So we're fighting to the death
    over Brother Dearest.
[22:46] Alice
    I'll be happy to join in.
[22:57] Olivia
    Did you get back all the skills
    you used for Sacrifice?
[23:00] Noir
    No, not completely.
[23:03] Noir
    I'm going to slowly build my LP back up
    and create them using Get Creative.
[23:06] Olivia
    Way to go, Noir!
[23:08] Olivia
    I bet you're doing all kinds
    of things with those girls.
[23:13] Noir
    M-More importantly, are we
    going to go past the 15th floor?
[23:15] Olivia
    Yeah. when I was captured by the
    Death Chains, I heard its thoughts.
SIGN    Free her without killing her and a path will appear
[23:21] Olivia
    If we break that stone monument,
    there should be stairs under it.
[23:25] Olivia
    I don't know how many floors this thing has,
[23:28] Olivia
    but if you can get to floor 100,
    you might become as powerful as me.
[23:32] Noir
    Right!
[23:34] Noir
    Please wait for me.
[23:38] Olivia
    Look at you, all confident.
[23:40] Noir
    Well, I am your student.
[23:42] Olivia
    Excellent.
[23:49] Noir
    "Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[23:51] Noir
    Let me train in secret to become
    the strongest in the world!"
SIGN    Illustration: Takehana Note