The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter
The Hidden Dungeon is a place of legend where rare treasures and items are hidden. Nor, the third son of an impoverished noble family who's lost the one job offer he had, was lucky enough to hear about this dungeon. He then acquires a skill that allows him to create, bestow, and edit skills... and in order to use it, he needs to accumulate points by carrying out such tasks as eating delicious meals and doing sexual things with alluring members of the opposite sex.
- Season 1
- E1 - Powerful Skill Set
- E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist
- E3 - The Troubled Classmate
- E4 - The Untainted Cleric
- E5 - The Future of This Harem
- E6 - The Tulip Lion
- E7 - The Receptionist Ranking
- E8 - A Little Girl's Wish
- E9 - To the Gala
- E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs
- E11 - Noir's Decision
- E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose
Season 1
E1 - Powerful Skill Set
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[00:09] Narrator
This world is filled with dungeons.
[00:24] Narrator
It is said that some of them even have
perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers.
[00:31] Narrator
Undiscovered.
[00:32] Narrator
Untrodden.
[00:33] Narrator
Unreachable.
[00:35] Narrator
People called these places rich in mystery...
[00:40] Narrator
hidden dungeons!
[00:51] Olivia
Welcome...
[00:56] Olivia
Come forth, brave one.
[01:01] Olivia
I await you on the second floor.
[01:14] Olivia
This way.
[01:24] Olivia
This way.
SIGN #01 "Powerful Skill Set"
[01:52] Noir
I, Noir Stardia,
am the third son of a noble.
[01:56] Noir
After graduating from the
Jastal Preparatory School,
[01:59] Noir
I decided to pursue a career
instead of higher education.
[02:05] Noir
Today was supposed to be
my first day on the job, but...
[02:11] Noir
Father? Mother? What's wrong?
[02:14] Father
Well, that library you're
supposed to work at...
[02:18] Noir
Yes, today's my first day.
[02:20] Father
Actually, the viscount's son interfered,
[02:24] Father
and you won't be able to work there after all.
[02:26] Noir
Huh?
SIGN Aristocratic Society
[02:30] Noir
We may be nobles, but the Stardia
family only held a baronetcy.
SIGN Baronet
SIGN Viscount
SIGN Baron
SIGN Earl
SIGN Marquess
SIGN Duke
[02:34] Sign
Librarian
SIGN Baron
SIGN Baron
SIGN Viscount
SIGN Earl
SIGN Viscount
[02:36] Noir
We're just poor nobles who stand no
chance against anyone ranked higher.
[02:42] Noir
Father, please raise your head.
[02:45] Noir
I absolutely deplore you...
I mean, adore you, Father.
[02:48] Noir's Father
You totally meant the first part!
[02:51] Noir
But I guess the real question is...
what do I do now?
[02:54] Noir
You shitty father... I mean, Father.
[02:57] Noir's Father
You didn't even hesitate that time!
I felt that malice!
[03:00] Noir's Father
I feel your anger, my son!
[03:03] Alice
I will not accept this!
[03:05] Alice
Who is this fiend who took
my dearest brother's position?
[03:08] Alice
I will go talk to them personally!
[03:09] Noir
Alice, I appreciate it, but we're
talking about the son of a viscount.
[03:15] Noir's Father
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
[03:17] Alice
But... that's simply not fair,
my dear brother!
[03:20] Alice
I know! Why not take the exam
for the Hero Academy?
[03:25] Noir
The Hero Academy, eh?
[03:28] Noir
Those who graduate from the Hero Academy
can become monster hunters or royal knights.
[03:33] Noir
Basically, you're set for life if you make it there.
[03:38] Noir
I'd never pass.
[03:40] Alice
You should at least try!
[03:42] Alice
If you don't make it,
I'll take care of you myself!
[03:45] Noir
Th-Thanks...
[03:51] Emma
Noir!
[03:56] Emma
Hey!
[03:59] Emma
Morning!
[04:00] Noir
Morning, Emma.
[04:02] Noir
This is Emma Brightness.
[04:05] Noir
She was born into a barony,
meaning her family is wealthy,
[04:08] Noir
but our parents are friends,
[04:10] Noir
and she's been my friend since we were kids.
[04:12] Emma
We're both going to be
librarians starting today!
[04:15] Emma
Let us do our best!
[04:17] Noir
Actually, about that, Emma...
[04:20] Emma
What?!
[04:22] Emma
Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian?
[04:26] Noir
No...
[04:28] Emma
But...
[04:31] Noir
Y-You're that disappointed?
[04:33] Emma
Well, I mean...
[04:34] Emma
I had some really good news!
[04:38] Emma
About your skill.
[04:40] Noir
Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill?
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skill
[04:43] Noir
The Great Sage skill
is my one and only skill.
SIGN Tells the user everything about the world
(even the unexplained).
[04:46] Noir
It tells me everything about the world.
[04:49] Noir
It's a pretty rare skill.
[04:51] Noir
My parents jumped for joy when they
had my skill appraised at the church.
[04:51] (Flashback) Dad
Fantastic, my son!
[04:53] (Flashback) Mom
Oh, how wonderful!
[04:56] Noir
But...
[04:58] Noir
I can't use the Great Sage skill.
SIGN Q: What's tomorrow's
weather forecast?
[05:01] Noir
Well, actually, I can...
SIGN A: It'll be sunny!
[05:03] Noir
But every time I use it,
[05:05] Noir
I'm plagued with a headache
so bad that I wish for death.
[05:08] Noir
Which is why I don't use it.
[05:11] Emma
I just happened to be going through
the ancient texts yesterday,
[05:15] Emma
and I found this passage...
[05:17] Emma
"Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin,
was plagued with terrible headaches,
[05:22] Emma
he demanded kisses from his wives."
[05:26] Noir
Why, though?
[05:28] Emma
They must've been effective
against his headaches! Duh!
[05:32] Noir
What?
[05:33] Emma
Th-That makes sense, doesn't it?
[05:37] Noir
Actually, you might have a point.
[05:41] Emma
D-Do you want to give it a try?
[05:44] Noir
Are you sure?
[05:45] Emma
W-W-Well, who else are
you going to try that with?!
[05:48] Emma
It's just a kiss! And we've known
each other forever...
[05:51] Emma
And we're totally adults!
[05:55] Noir
In that case...
[05:56] Emma
Huh?!
[06:01] Emma
W-Wait.
[06:03] Emma
Let's find a better spot...
[06:13] Emma
Y-You can go ahead.
[06:19] Noir
I hope you're ready.
[06:38] Emma
You can do it!
[06:43] Noir
Answer my query, Great Sage.
[06:48] Great Sage
As you wish.
[06:50] Noir
I want to become stronger so I can pass
the exam for the Hero Academy.
[06:53] Noir
What's the most efficient way
to become stronger?
[06:56] Great Sage
Explore a hidden dungeon.
[06:58] Noir
A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one?
[07:02] Great Sage
There lies a cave 15,000 meters
southwest of here.
[07:06] Great Sage
Activate the switch in the wall,
and you will find the Infinite Labyrin—
[07:12] Noir
My head's killing me!
[07:14] Emma
Should we kiss again?
[07:15] Noir
Yes, please!
[07:25] Noir
My headache's fading...
[07:40] Emma
Does... your head still hurt?
[07:43] Noir
Yeah.
[07:52] Noir
I've got all the right gear.
[07:54] Noir
I even borrowed a sword from Father.
[08:05] Noir
Is this where the switch is?
[08:22] Great Sage
You will need a spell to open the door.
[08:25] Great sage
And that spell is...
[08:29] Noir
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[08:32] Noir
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
[08:50] Olivia
This way.
[09:12] Noir
U-Um... You are alive, right?
[09:16] Olivia
Touch my head.
[09:24] Olivia
I am Olivia Servant!
[09:24] Sign
I am Olivia Servant
a totally super-awesome adventurer
[09:26] Olivia
A totally super-awesome adventurer!
[09:29] Olivia
You see, I happened to stumble upon
this hidden dungeon on one of my walks.
[09:33] Olivia
I figured out how to get in all by myself.
[09:36] Olivia
I ran into a monster on the second floor
and decimated it in two seconds.
[09:40] Olivia
Things were going peachy,
[09:43] Olivia
but then a trap activated.
[09:47] Olivia
I've been tied up in here
for 200 years since then.
[09:50] Noir
For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right—
[09:52] Olivia
Nope, hold it. These are special
chains called Death Chains.
[09:56] Olivia
Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia.
[09:59] Noir
Huh? Then why did you call me here?
[10:02] Olivia
I've been looking for someone to talk to.
[10:04] Olivia
I figured no one would ever hear me,
but you actually showed up!
[10:09] Olivia
You have no idea how long
I've been waiting for this moment!
[10:14] Olivia
Anyway, you must have real potential,
considering you found this dungeon.
[10:19] Olivia
What's your name?
[10:20] Noir
It's Noir Stardia.
[10:22] Olivia
Noir, eh?
[10:24] Olivia
So what brought you here, anyway?
[10:26] Noir
Well...
[10:30] Olivia
Right. I got you.
[10:33] Olivia
But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this!
[10:36] Olivia
"The super-hot babe Olivia
is sealed away in B2!"
[10:40] Noir
Nope. He didn't say a word about you.
[10:42] Olivia
Well, whatever.
So you wanna get stronger, right?
[10:46] Olivia
Then you can have my skills.
[10:49] Noir
Huh?
[10:50] Olivia
Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon...
[10:52] Olivia
So just tap your forehead against mine.
[10:55] Noir
L-Like this?
[11:01] Olivia
Dun dun da-dun!
[11:03] Olivia
You've quite literally got skills,
Noir. Mine, that is.
[11:07] Olivia
Now I can die without any regrets.
[11:11] Noir
Wait! You can't just die now!
[11:13] Olivia
Pfft. Like I'd actually die.
[11:15] Olivia
You can address me as "Master" from now on.
[11:19] Olivia
Now, I'll give you a simple
rundown of my skills.
[11:23] Olivia
The Get Creative skill.
[11:24] Olivia
You can create pretty much any
skill your mind can think of.
[11:28] Olivia
The Bestow skill.
[11:30] Olivia
You can give the skills you've
created to other people or objects.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir
SIGN Wings
[11:34] Olivia
The Editor skill.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir
SIGN Wings
[11:36] Olivia
You can edit the skills you've
given to yourself or others.
SIGN ————
SIGN ————
[11:40] Noir
So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor.
SIGN Skills
SIGN Get Creative
SIGN Bestow
SIGN Editor
[11:43] Noir
Depending on how I use these, I can
create insanely powerful attacks.
[11:47] Olivia
But be careful.
[11:49] Olivia
To use any of these skills,
you need life points, or LP.
SIGN Life Points
[11:53] Olivia
The stronger the skill,
the more LP it consumes,
SIGN Slow
SIGN Fast
[11:57] Olivia
so make sure you use LP
Conversion when that happens.
SIGN LP Conversion
[12:00] Noir
LP Conversion?
[12:02] Olivia
If you do something that feels good,
your satisfaction gets turned into LP.
[12:07] Noir
Huh?
[12:08] Olivia
For example, fulfilling your sexual desires.
[12:10] Olivia
Getting close with a charming
person of the opposite sex.
[12:13] Olivia
Then there's hunger.
[12:14] Olivia
Eating delicious foods and savoring
delicacies are both effective.
[12:17] Olivia
Finally, the desire for worldly things.
[12:19] Olivia
Earn that dough and spend it
like there's no tomorrow.
[12:22] Noir
S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist.
[12:25] Olivia
Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die.
[12:29] Noir
Maybe tell me that first.
[12:31] Olivia
How much LP do you have right now?
[12:33] Olivia
Concentrate.
[12:35] Noir
S-Sure.
[12:37] Noir
Five hundred fifty.
[12:39] Olivia
Five hundred fifty, eh?
Why don't you give Get Creative a shot?
[12:43] Noir
All right. Here I go.
[12:49] Golden Slime
Jiggle.
[12:50] Golden Slime
Jiggle.
[12:52] Noir
Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill.
SIGN Skill
SIGN Stone Bullet
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.550
SIGN Skills
Skill
Skill
[13:03] Golden Slime
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
[13:05] Noir
Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust
in the air in front of my hand...
[13:10] Noir
and fires it!
[13:14] Noir
I-I beat it...
[13:17] Noir
But I'm kinda tired now.
[13:20] Noir
I'm going to have to figure out how
to rake in that LP from now on.
[13:24] Noir
But for today...
[13:30] Alice
Oh, Big Brother!
[13:33] Alice
Is my lap a comferble...
a comfortable pillow for you?
[13:38] Noir
Man, I feel alive again.
[13:41] Noir
Can I get a goodnight hug, too?
[13:44] Alice
Huh?!
[13:45] Noir
I'm so blessed to have such
a cute, kind little sister!
SIGN Noir Stardia
[13:54] Alice
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[14:01] Emma
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
[14:05] Noir
S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
[14:08] Emma
No, it's fine. What did
you want to talk about?
[14:11] Noir
I have a favor to ask.
[14:13] Noir
Also, you seem a bit different today.
[14:15] Emma
Y-You think so?
[14:18] Noir
You're usually more reserved.
[14:20] Emma
Well, everyone's always staring at my chest!
[14:23] Emma
Of course I'd want to hide it.
[14:25] Noir
I'm not sure if that outfit is helping...
[14:28] Emma
Well, that's because today's
supposed to be special!
[14:30] Emma
Noir, you doofus.
[14:32] Noir
Sorry! I was just worried.
[14:34] Noir
I've known you forever,
and you're important to me.
[14:36] Emma
Just saying that I'm important
to you isn't enough!
[14:40] Noir
Th-Then... can I hug you?
[14:44] Emma
Sure...
[14:47] Noir
Okay... here I go.
[14:51] Noir
Your scent is so calming.
[14:55] Noir
Not to mention...
[14:56] Sign
Noir Stardia
SIGN A few hours prior
[15:01] (Flashback) Noir
So, Olivia...
[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia
You hear somethin'?
[15:05] (Flashback) Noir
M-Master...
[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia
Yes?
[15:09] (Flashback) Noir
I was hoping I could make
a skill that would help me
[15:12] (Flashback) Noir
with the Hero Academy exam.
[15:13] (Flashback) Olivia
This calls for cheating!
[15:16] (Flashback) Noir
You're awful, you know that?
[15:17] (Flashback) Olivia
And you're too much of a goody two shoes.
[15:19] (Flashback) Olivia
That's exactly why they took your job.
[15:23] (Flashback) Olivia
It takes 300 LP to use,
but I've got just the skill for you.
[15:27] (Flashback) Olivia
You interested?
[15:28] (Flashback) Noir
Yes, please!
[15:30] (Flashback) Olivia
In that case...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Discerning Eye
SIGN Have a peek into
information about any
living creature or object.
[15:32] (Flashback) Olivia
The skill that grants you a peek
into any kind of information:
[15:35] (Flashback) Olivia
The Discerning Eye!
[15:37] (Flashback) Olivia
With this, you're good to go on your exam!
[15:40] Noir
Thanks, Emma.
[15:42] Emma
It's fine. This is basically a greeting.
[15:45] Noir
Okay, now to Get Creative and
create the Discerning Eye skill.
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.950
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skills
Skill
Skill
Skill
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.650
[15:53] Noir
Let's try it out.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Emma Brightness Lv.17
SIGN Species
Occupation
Skills
SIGN
[15:57] Noir
I see it!
[15:58] Noir
This means I'll pass for sure!
[16:00] Noir
I need to make sure I thank Emma properly.
[16:03] Emma
Man, my shoulders are so stiff.
[16:06] Emma
My chest is way too heavy.
[16:08] Noir
All right!
SIGN Skill
SIGN Small Boobs
[16:09] Noir
I'll use Get Creative and
give Emma Small Boobs.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[16:12] Noir
I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but...
SIGN Needed to Get Creative LP.30
Needed to Bestow to Emma LP.50
[16:15] Noir
There!
[16:27] Emma
Wh-What just happened?!
[16:29] Emma
Wh-What? Why?!
[16:32] Noir
Now your shoulders won't be so stiff.
[16:35] Noir
Don't worry, plenty of people
love small boobs. Isn't that great?
[16:37] Emma
Are you being serious right now?
[16:39] Noir
Yup!
[16:40] Noir
Though I definitely prefer them big.
[16:42] Emma
Gimme back my boobs, you doofus!
[16:46] Noir
I ended up having to use Editor
to give her boobs back.
[16:50] Noir
Talk about a waste of LP.
SIGN Hero Academy The Day of the Exam
[16:55] Male Noble 1
Feeling confident?
[16:56] Male Noble 2
But of course.
[16:57] Noir
Barons and viscounts...
[16:59] Noir
They're totally different
from a baronet like me.
[17:03] Director
We will now begin the entrance exam.
[17:06] Director
Your task is to collect raw
materials from monsters.
[17:09] Director
You'll be judged on how much you bring
in and how rare the materials are.
[17:12] Director
This will be a team effort in which
you split up into groups of three.
[17:16] Director
Return empty-handed, and you fail!
[17:18] Director
That is all!
[17:19] Examinee 3
We have to make a team?
[17:21] Examinee 4
No one told us that before.
[17:22] Examinee 5
I'd better hurry up and find people.
[17:25] Noir
E-Excuse me. Would you like to...
[17:27] Examinee 6
Hm? You reek of baronet stench.
[17:36] Noir
Um...
[17:38] Examinee 7
Yeah, I don't associate with trash.
[17:43] Noir
Trash, huh?
[17:49] Emma
Hey, wanna team up?
[17:51] Emma
Heya, Noir!
[17:53] Noir
E-Emma? What are you doing here?
[17:56] Noir
What about your librarian job?
[17:58] Emma
I quit. I figured I'd give the
Hero Academy a shot, too.
[18:02] Noir
I-I can't believe you quit that easily...
[18:05] Emma
Well, I didn't get to be with you.
[18:07] Noir
Huh?
[18:08] Emma
Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up.
[18:13] Lenore
Hey, want to team up?
[18:16] Lenore
I'm Lenore Bludon.
[18:18] Lenore
You don't need to be formal with me.
The more casual, the better.
[18:22] Emma
I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore.
[18:25] Lenore
Brightness? Ah, a barony.
[18:29] Noir
I'm Noir Stardia.
[18:31] Lenore
I didn't ask for your name.
[18:34] Lenore
Why would I bother remembering
the name of a baronet?
[18:37] Noir
Huh?
[18:38] Director
Now, then...
[18:39] Director
Gather as many materials
as you can by noon tomorrow.
[18:44] Director
You can obtain them in any way you'd like.
[18:46] Director
Begin!
[18:47] Examinee 8
The marketplace!
[18:48] Examinee 9
I'm buying everything!
[18:49] Emma
Y-You can buy the materials, too?
[18:52] Noir
I guess so. He never said you had to
actually defeat any monsters, so...
[18:56] Lenore
Let's split up.
[18:59] Lenore
Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom
of the Aristocratic Food Chain.
[19:04] Emma
I guess the rich definitely
have the upper hand.
[19:07] Noir
Yeah...
[19:08] Emma
What are you going to do, Noir?
[19:10] Emma
If you're going to hunt for your
materials, I'll come with you.
[19:13] Noir
No, you wait here, Emma.
[19:16] Noir
I have an idea.
[19:19] Noir
I was sure there'd be plenty of rare
monsters in a hidden dungeon.
[19:22] Noir
And that's why I came to
the third floor, but...
[19:27] Noir
Are you serious right now?!
[19:30] Noir
I'm still level 23...
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SIGN Dead Reaper Lv.99
SIGN Skill
Skill Any damage dealt to its enemy with the
Skill Scythe means Instant Death. Effect cannot
Skill be avoided without specific resistance.
[19:33] Noir
Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me,
it's an insta-death for me.
[19:47] Noir
I-If I use my Editor skill and
delete its Instant Death attack...
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SIGN Skill
SIGN LP needed to delete: 4000
[19:53] Noir
Nope! I'd literally die eight times!
SIGN Noir Stardia
[19:59] Noir
I created the skill Heavy
and Bestowed it on the Reaper.
[20:02] Noir
I managed to stop it for now,
[20:04] Noir
but that instantly cost me 200 LP...
[20:10] Noir
I feel so weak...
[20:13] Noir
I lost so much LP, I can actually
feel my life draining away...
[20:17] Noir
But... I have to do this...
[20:19] Noir
There's no other way!
[20:28] Noir
I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make
the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters!
[20:28] Sign
Noir Stardia
[20:28] Sign
Stone Bullet
[20:35] Noir
You know, you seem a bit thin.
Have you been eating properly?
[20:38] Noir
Here. This should fill you up!
[20:43] Noir
Stone Bullet 100!
SIGN Noir Stardia
[20:56] Noir
I-I'm exhausted...
[21:03] Director
And now I will announce the top three
teams from the entrance exam results.
[21:08] Lenore
He hasn't called our team at all.
[21:12] Noir
Y-Yeah...
[21:14] Director
In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points.
[21:21] Director
In second place, Team Elizabeth
with 11,550 points.
[21:26] Lenore
H-He still hasn't called us.
[21:28] Emma
Maybe we didn't even rank...
[21:30] Noir
W-We should be okay.
[21:33] Noir
I mean, Master said...
[21:35] (Flashback) Noir
It wouldn't be weird if I brought
this to the exam, right?
[21:39] (Flashback) Olivia
Nah.
[21:40] (Flashback) Olivia
It's better than bringing a golden slime,
which doesn't exist on this continent.
[21:43] (Flashback) Olivia
They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine.
[21:46] Noir
B-But... if he doesn't call us...
[21:52] Director
And in first place...
[21:56] Director
Team Lenore with 128,000 points!
[22:01] Emma
O-One hundred and twenty...
[22:03] Noir
...eight thousand...
[22:05] Director
They had the skull of the extremely
diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials.
[22:09] Director
This means they pass and
rewrite history with that score.
[22:12] Noir
Wh-What were you saying
about this being a grunt, Master?
[22:16] Olivia
Whoops, my bad.
[22:19] Olivia
A Dead Reaper is nothing to me,
[22:22] Olivia
but I guess a student hunting
them would be a miracle.
[22:25] Olivia
Well, whatever.
[22:29] Noir
And so, I safely passed the exam
for the Hero Academy.
[22:33] Noir
My family was ecstatic, and this
brightened everyone's moods.
[22:37] Noir
That is, until we saw the enrollment fee.
[22:40] Noir
Three hundred thousand rels?
[22:43] Noir
How am I supposed to get that kind of money?
[24:17] Noir
Next time, "The Guild and the Receptionist."
SIGN #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
SIGN Illustration: Shiratama
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[00:06] Alice
Big Brother!
[00:11] Noir
Y-You sure like to get up close
and personal, Alice.
[00:15] Father
Stare...
[00:16] Alice
I wanted to share in your
good fortune, as well!
[00:20] Alice
You were accepted into
the Hero Academy, after all!
[00:23] Noir
R-Right...
[00:25] Alice
You're basically the head
of our household now!
[00:28] Father
Alice, don't say that! My dignity!
[00:31] Noir
F-Father!
[00:32] Noir
I need to talk to you
about the Hero Academy.
[00:35] Noir
You see, there's an enrollment fee...
[00:38] Father
Enrollment fee?
[00:40] Father
I have some money saved up. How much is it?
[00:45] Noir
Three hundred thousand rels.
[00:47] Father
Three hundred...
[00:48] Noir
Within a week.
[00:50] Father
A week...
[00:52] Father
Will a year work?
[00:54] Noir
Very well. I'll earn the money myself.
[00:56] Father
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[01:01] Alice
My poor, unfortunate brother.
[01:06] Olivia
Three hundred thousand rels
to get into the school, eh?
[01:09] Olivia
That's probably a bit harsh
for a poor noble like you.
[01:13] Noir
I don't think you needed to be
that blunt about it, but yeah.
[01:17] Olivia
Then why don't you fight some rare monsters
in this dungeon and sell them off?
[01:22] Noir
I'd rather not bring that
much attention to myself.
[01:25] Noir
Especially after the entrance exam.
[01:28] (Flashback) Noir
Could you just say it was you
who defeated the Dead Reaper?
[01:32] (Flashback) Lenore
What?
[01:34] (Flashback) Noir
People would have an easier time believing
the daughter of an earl defeated it
[01:37] (Flashback) Noir
than the son of a baronet.
[01:39] (Flashback) Lenore
Very well. I'll say that I defeated it.
[01:44] (Flashback) Noir
Thanks.
[01:45] Noir
I ended up letting my vain classmate
take the credit for it.
[01:50] Olivia
Then I guess there's only one way.
[01:56] Olivia
Work at the adventurers' guild.
[02:00] Noir
E-Excuse me...
[02:02] Guild Master
What?
[02:09] Lola
Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie.
[02:17] Lola
I'm the receptionist, Lola.
[02:25] Lola
Is this your first time
at the adventurers' guild?
SIGN #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
[04:03] Lola
First, allow me to explain the
very simple system we use here.
[04:07] Noir
S-Sure.
[04:10] Lola
There are many prominent
adventurers who belong to Odin.
[04:15] Lola
We have adventurers harvest plants,
[04:18] Lola
cull monsters, explore dungeons,
and complete various other quests.
[04:24] Lola
Adventurers have ranks, which
affect the quests they can take
[04:26] Sign
Master
[04:26] Sign
Newbie
[04:28] Lola
and the rewards they receive.
[04:30] Lola
Of course, those who show
consistent results may rank up.
[04:35] Lola
In order to join the guild,
we'll need you to register.
[04:41] Noir
Oh, sure. That'll be fine.
[04:45] Lola
First, I'll need you to write down
all the skills you currently have.
[04:49] Noir
My skills?
[04:51] Lola
Have no fear.
[04:53] Lola
All that information will be
classified with the guild.
[04:58] Noir
She smells so nice...
[05:02] Noir
I wrote them all down.
[05:05] Lola
Er, Noir...
[05:07] Noir
Y-Yes?
[05:08] Lola
I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around.
[05:11] Lola
We don't have an endless supply of paper.
[05:13] Noir
Oh, right. O-Of course.
[05:16] Noir
I'm sure Get Creative and Editor
probably sound pretty weird.
[05:19] Lola
No, I'm aware of those skills.
[05:21] Lola
Because...
[05:23] Lola
This is Odin, the guild that
Olivia Servant was a member of.
[05:28] Noir
What?! Master was in this guild?
[05:31] Lola
Master?
[05:33] Noir
Crap! I let the cat out of the bag.
[05:35] Lola
We do get people like you every now and then...
[05:38] Lola
People who claim to be Olivia's successor.
[05:42] Lola
In that case...
[05:44] Lola
Let's find out the truth.
[05:47] Lola
When you touch this Discerning Tome,
your skills appear in writing.
[05:52] Lola
Well? What will it be?
[05:53] Lola
You still have a chance to
take back what you said.
[05:56] Noir
Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this.
[05:58] Lola
Huh?
[05:59] Noir
But what happens if I'm not lying?
[06:03] Lola
Well...
[06:05] Lola
How about I lift up my skirt and say,
"I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir."
[06:13] Noir
Well, if you're sure...
[06:19] Sign
Noir Stardia
16 years old
Level 33
Skills:
Great Sage
Get Creative
Editor
Bestow
LP Conversion
Stone Bullet
Discerning Eye
[06:23] Lola
S-So you're really...
[06:26] Lola
Olivia's s-s-s-successor?!
[06:29] Noir
So, what were you going to do again?
[06:33] Noir
Weren't you supposed to say,
"Lord Noir, I love you"?
[06:37] Noir
While lifting up your skirt.
[06:44] Lola
L-Lord Noir...
[06:49] Lola
I-I love you...
SIGN Noir Stardia
[06:59] Lola
So, what kind of quest would you like?
[07:02] Lola
You'll have to start at Rank E.
[07:04] Noir
She got over that fast!
[07:06] Noir
Actually, I need to get
300,000 rels in a week.
[07:10] Lola
In that case...
[07:13] Lola
How about catching these?
[07:16] Noir
Rainbow grasshoppers?
[07:17] Noir
Their habitat is known,
[07:20] Noir
but they're super rare bugs
that are seldom seen, right?
[07:23] Lola
This was a D-Rank quest,
[07:25] Lola
but we started taking
E-Rank applicants, as well.
[07:27] Noir
So I'm guessing you couldn't find
anyone to take the quest...
[07:31] Lola
Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill
[07:33] Lola
that should help you out.
[07:35] Noir
Oh, you're right.
[07:38] Lola
Good luck, Noir. I have very
high hopes for you.
[07:42] Lola
I find capable men very attractive.
[07:46] Noir
I-It's hard to believe she doubted
me a few moments ago...
[07:54] Noir
The grasshoppers' habitat
should be around here.
[07:57] Noir
If I use the Great Sage skill
that answers any question,
[08:01] Noir
I should be able to find them quickly.
[08:04] Noir
But kisses are absolutely necessary
to avoid the headache side effect.
[08:08] Noir
Wait. If I use Get Creative
to make Headache Immunity...
SIGN Headache Immunity
SIGN LP needed to Get Creative:
[08:13] Noir
That's so much!
[08:14] Noir
But I can't always rely on Emma...
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SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.700
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.400
[08:21] Noir
Okay, that should do it.
[08:25] Noir
Great Sage, where are
the rainbow grasshoppers?
[08:30] Great Sage
The closest one to this location is 310
meters to the south, behind a boulder.
[08:37] Noir
Yeah, it definitely hurts.
[08:39] Noir
But... it's not unbearable.
[08:47] Noir
Sweet. I found it pretty quickly.
[08:50] Noir
But headaches seriously suck.
[08:52] Noir
It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me...
[08:55] Emma
Noir, you doofus!
[09:01] Noir
Emma! Perfect timing, as always!
[09:05] Noir
And your boobs are still...
[09:09] Emma
Noir, you became an adventurer?!
[09:12] Noir
H-How'd you find out about that?
[09:14] Emma
I went to your house,
and they said you went to the guild.
[09:16] Emma
Then I went to the guild, and...
[09:18] Emma
Actually, the details don't matter!
[09:20] Emma
How could you do this
without talking to me first?
[09:24] Noir
S-Sorry. I thought it might
be too dangerous for you.
[09:28] Emma
Ugh! Don't you remember our
promise from six years ago?
[09:32] Noir
Six years ago?
[09:35] Noir
When we were playing together
[09:37] Noir
and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,
until death do us part?"
[09:41] Emma
Yeah. So I'll look for these
grasshoppers with you!
[09:46] Emma
You'll be using Great Sage, right?
[09:48] Emma
So, you know...
[09:49] Noir
Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.
I learned Headache Immunity.
[09:53] Emma
Huh?!
[09:54] Noir
B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,
so you can give me one anytime.
[09:58] Noir
And we've been friends forever.
[09:59] Noir
And even with the immunity,
I still get a slight headache...
[10:04] Emma
R-Really? In that case...
[10:06] Noir
O-Okay.
[10:15] Noir
Though, honestly, this headache
is quite manageable.
[10:27] Lola
Thank you for your patience.
[10:30] Lola
I have your 250,000 rels here.
[10:32] Noir
T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?!
[10:34] Lola
Yes. At this rate,
you'll rank up in no time.
[10:38] Noir
G-Great.
[10:39] Lola
So you're capable and hardworking.
[10:42] Lola
You truly are a fine gentleman.
[10:46] Lola
And because you're such a fine gentleman,
I have another quest for you.
[10:50] Lola
It's a quest to take care of some monsters.
[10:52] ---
Th-Thank you very much.
[10:55] Lola
Feel free to ask me any
questions you might have.
[11:00] Emma
Hang on a second!
[11:03] Emma
I'm going to become an adventurer
so I can come with you on this quest, Noir.
[11:07] Noir
Y-Your boobs...
[11:09] Lola
You? An adventurer?
[11:12] Emma
The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I
have been friends since we were kids.
[11:23] Noir
Th-This can't be good...
[11:28] Lola
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:35] Noir
C-Calm down, you two.
[11:38] Lola
I'm in charge of Noir.
He is a valuable partner.
[11:41] Lola
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere.
[11:43] Emma
That's my line. We're together forever,
until death do us part.
[11:48] Adventurer 1
What's going on?
[11:49] Adventurer 2
Are they having a lovers' spat?
[11:51] Adventurer 3
Yeah! Fight more!
[11:52] Noir
W-Well, this turned into a spectacle...
[11:56] Noir
Emma! I'm so blessed
to have you help me out!
[12:00] Emma
R-Really?
[12:03] Noir
And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes
to give you the best results I can!
[12:07] Lola
Oh, my.
[12:10] Lola
I guess that's enough for today.
[12:11] Emma
Yeah, I'll back off.
[12:13] Lola
On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks.
[12:13] Emma
On behalf of Noir's looks.
[12:16] Adventurer 1
Aw, man.
[12:17] Adventurer 5
They're done already?
[12:18] Adventurer 2
Well, that was no fun.
[12:24] Lola
Be safe out there.
[12:25] Lola
Let's have dinner off the clock sometime.
[12:29] Noir
Huh? I, uh...
[12:30] Emma
You seriously had the nerve to
do that right in front of me?!
[12:39] Emma
Noir, you doofus. Don't you know
girls can be conniving?
[12:42] Emma
Go to dinner with her, and she'll
drag you into a room and...
[12:45] Noir
A-And...?
[12:47] Emma
Maybe she'll dissect you.
[12:49] Noir
N-No way!
[12:52] Emma
Hey, there's a patch of grass missing.
[12:54] Emma
I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit
that we're after ate some.
[12:58] Noir
Yeah...
[12:59] Noir
Apparently those rabbits are
disrupting the ecosystem.
[13:03] Noir
We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them.
[13:08] Noir
Goblins?
[13:09] Noir
What are their levels?
SIGN Goblin
[13:12] Noir
The same as Emma. In that case...
[13:14] Noir
Let's fight, Emma!
[13:16] Emma
Yeah! I'll take the one on the right!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN Goblin Lv.17
SIGN Sex: Male
[13:19] Noir
It's male.
[13:21] Noir
Then I'll use Stone Bullet!
[13:26] Noir
As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but...
[13:28] Noir
Sorry, my dude!
[13:30] Noir
Okay, now to back up Emma.
[13:33] Emma
Noir, look!
[13:45] Noir
A B-Big Rabbit!
SIGN Big Rabbit
[13:52] Noir
Level 24.
[13:53] Noir
S-Stand back, Emma!
[13:55] Emma
Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself.
[13:59] Noir
What? But why?
[14:00] Emma
Because...
[14:02] Emma
If you do all the work, that girl's
going to be all over you again!
[14:10] Noir
It's so fast for its size!
[14:12] Noir
But Emma's even faster!
[14:18] Noir
Yeah...
[14:20] Noir
She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind.
[14:24] Emma
You're way too slow.
[14:27] Emma
All right, let's do this!
[14:30] Emma
Wind Strike!
[14:33] Noir
Wh-Whoa!
[14:40] Emma
One more!
[14:49] Noir
It jumped?!
[15:08] Noir
I-I made it in time...
[15:15] Noir
Emma! This way!
[15:20] Noir
L-Let's regroup here.
[15:24] Noir
It'll probably come looking for us soon.
[15:27] Noir
We need to figure out how
to deal with that thing.
[15:29] Emma
Why couldn't I defeat it?
[15:31] Emma
I kept slicing at it.
[15:33] Noir
Maybe its skin was too thick and
you just couldn't reach its vital point.
[15:37] Emma
I'm so weak...
[15:42] Noir
Emma...
[15:43] Noir
She's actually depressed about this.
[15:45] Noir
There must be something I can do.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN Emma Brightness Lv.17
SIGN Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
[15:50] Noir
Okay, if I use Get Creative
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SIGN Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
SIGN Needed to Get Creative LP.300
Bestow to Emma LP.400
Total Used LP.700
SIGN ————————————————
[15:52] Noir
and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded
Daggers (Grade B) to her...
[15:56] Noir
That's actually a lot.
SIGN Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
SIGN Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers
SIGN Using Editor to add "Significantly"
[15:58] Noir
Then maybe I can use Editor
and tweak her skill itself...
SIGN Editor Results
SIGN Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
SIGN Significantly improves wielder's
handling of dual-wielded daggers
[16:02] Noir
There we go! I got a discount!
SIGN LP used:
[16:05] Noir
But wait...
[16:07] Noir
I currently have 700 LP.
[16:10] Noir
If I use 500 right now,
I might be in trouble.
[16:16] Noir
H-Hey...
[16:19] Noir
I could make you stronger.
[16:22] Noir
R-Really?!
[16:23] Noir
Yeah, but there's something
that I need in return.
[16:27] Emma
I-If It'll help me defeat
the rabbit, I'll do anything!
[16:30] Noir
Okay, then...
[16:32] Noir
Can I nibble on your ear?
[16:33] Emma
Huh?!
[16:35] Noir
I-I promise I won't bite hard...
[16:38] Noir
No?
[16:42] Emma
S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me.
[16:47] Noir
Emma...
[16:52] Emma
Don't hold back!
[16:54] Noir
I sure won't!
[17:02] Noir
Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft.
[17:16] Emma
Noir... Are you done yet?
[17:18] Noir
Maybe her ears are sensitive.
[17:21] Noir
We've been friends forever,
[17:23] Noir
but I guess there's still a lot
I don't know about her.
[17:33] Emma
N-No!
[17:43] Noir
It spotted us!
[17:46] Noir
Hurry... Hurry!
[17:49] Noir
I need that LP!
SIGN Noir Stardia
[17:59] Noir
I'm topped off!
[18:01] Noir
Now to improve Emma's skill—
[18:21] Noir
Stone Bullet 100.
[18:23] Noir
Big brains, big skills.
Maybe size does matter sometimes.
[18:26] Emma
Noir!
[18:29] Noir
Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill!
SIGN Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
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SIGN Emma Brightness
SIGN Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]
Skills
[18:59] Emma
Did you see that?
[19:00] Noir
I-I did, but... I've actually
seen them plenty of times.
[19:06] Emma
That's fine. You can keep looking
at them, just for today.
[19:10] Noir
Huh?
[19:12] Emma
It's to thank you... for making me stronger!
[19:29] Lola
Th-This is truly... proof that
you completed your quest.
[19:32] Lola
Did you really do this on your own?
[19:35] Noir
Yes! Emma took down the
Big Rabbit all on her own!
[19:39] Emma
Lola...
[19:42] Emma
Um... Thank you.
[19:44] Emma
I gained some confidence
because of this quest.
[19:48] Lola
Oh, no... I apologize
for my prior rudeness.
[19:52] Lola
Congratulations on completing your quest.
[19:56] Noir
Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit
flesh is delicious.
[20:00] Lola
Yes. It's hard to come by.
[20:04] Lola
I hear adventurers eat the meat
right after they defeat them.
[20:07] Noir
Well, you see, I happened to created
a skill called Pocket Dimension
[20:09] Noir
that allows me to store large
items in another dimension.
[20:14] Noir
Let's all have some together.
[20:17] Adventurer 5
Whoa!
[20:18] Adventurer 6
That's great!
[20:19] Lola
You're amazing at your job and considerate...
[20:23] Lola
How wonderful.
[20:26] Emma
You're the best, Noir!
[20:36] Adventurer 7
It smells wonderful!
[20:40] Noir
There's plenty more!
[20:43] Adventurer 8
It's so good!
[20:44] Adventurer 9
This is the best!
[20:47] Emma
My meat!
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[20:51] Sign
Barbecue Is
a Battlefield.
by Emma Brightness
[20:51] Emma
"Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"
by Emma Brightness.
[20:55] Guild Master
Go on, eat up.
SIGN Noir Stardia
[21:01] Lola
Noir, here's your reward for this quest.
[21:04] Noir
Oh, thank you very much.
[21:06] Lola
Looks like you have enough
for your enrollment fee now.
[21:09] Lola
Congratulations on getting
accepted to the school.
[21:11] Adventurers
Congratulations!
[21:17] Adventurer 10
Good luck at Hero Academy!
[21:19] Adventurer 11
Congrats on getting in!
[21:21] Adventurer 12
Cheers! Congrats!
[21:23] Noir
Wait... What is this?
[21:26] Noir
It's like a dream... How did this happen?
[21:29] Adventurer 13
Cheers to the adventurers of Odin!
[21:32] Adventurer 14
Just call us if you need any help.
[21:34] Adventurer 15
You should join my party next time!
[21:36] Noir
What changed me?
[21:39] Noir
How did I become stronger?
[21:41] Noir
Who do I thank for this?
[21:48] Noir
Oh, right.
[21:51] Noir
This is all...
[21:54] Emma
Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak!
[21:57] Noir
Right.
[22:08] Noir
Everyone, thank you so much!
[22:22] Noir
It's all thanks to you, Master!
[22:26] Noir
I'll come see you again...
[22:29] Noir
Very soon.
[22:36] Olivia
Or, you know...
[22:39] Olivia
You could come see me right now!
SIGN #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
[24:18] Emma
Next time, "The Troubled Classmate."
SIGN Illustration: Tetsubuta
E3 - The Troubled Classmate
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[00:08] Emma
All right.
[00:09] Emma
We both paid our enrollment
fees, so that means...
[00:14] Noir
I guess our new lives here at the
Hero Academy are about to begin.
[00:18] Emma
Yeah!
[00:23] Emma
Noir, you need to bow!
[00:24] Noir
Huh?
[00:25] Noir
R-Right.
[00:31] Noir
Is she a student, too?
[00:33] Emma
You don't remember?
[00:36] Emma
She was there during the exams.
Maria Fianna Albert.
[00:42] Emma
She's the daughter of
the famous Duke Albert.
[00:46] Noir
A duke... So she's one of
the highest-ranking nobles.
[00:50] Noir
I'll sneak a peek with my
Discerning Eye to see what she's like.
[01:00] Emma
Noir? Is something wrong?
[01:03] Noir
There's...
[01:05] Noir
There's a curse on her.
[01:07] Noir
A curse that will cause her to
die on her sixteenth birthday.
SIGN #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
[02:58] Noir
A-Alice... You sure like to be close.
[03:02] Alice
Well, today's your first day of school.
[03:07] Alice
I know you'll do wonderfully
at the Hero Academy.
[03:10] Alice
I don't care if I have to cough up blood!
I'm going to get into that school next year!
[03:14] Noir
Th-There'll be no need to
cough up blood, but thanks.
[03:19] Alice
Here, Brother Dearest.
[03:22] Noir
A-Alice?
[03:24] Alice
I feel that if I let you go,
you'll go somewhere far away.
[03:29] Noir
I'm just going to school.
[03:32] Dad
Good morning, my elite academy student!
[03:34] Dad
It's time... for...
[03:44] Dad
What's a father to do about this?!
[03:57] Emma
Morning, Noir!
[03:59] Noir
Morning, Emma.
[04:01] Noir
You seem chipper this morning.
[04:02] Emma
Well, it's our first day of school!
[04:04] Emma
My job as a librarian was whatever,
but I'm going to do my best with this!
[04:08] Noir
Yeah, we're in the same S Class.
[04:12] Emma
So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting?
[04:16] Noir
S-Sure.
[04:31] Emma
This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right?
SIGN Noir Stardia
[04:38] ---
Good morning.
[04:44] Emma
I-I'm kinda nervous.
[04:47] Noir
Yeah...
[04:49] Noir
We have to wear these badges that show
our ranks just for the first day of school.
[04:53] Noir
Although the school says
your status doesn't matter...
[05:03] Noir and Emma
G-Good morning.
SIGN The guy's a baronet.
SIGN So he's a low-class noble.
SIGN Guess we can ignore him.
[05:12] Allen
Nice to meet you!
[05:14] Allen
I'm Allen, the eldest son
of the Milanos family.
[05:17] Allen
I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.
We are trusted advisers to the king.
[05:21] Emma
H-Hello...
[05:23] Hjorth
I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family!
[05:26] Hjorth
Sweet! You're totally my type!
[05:28] Kent
I'm Kent Proix!
[05:30] Kent
My family ranks as the fourth-richest family!
SIGN She's beautiful.
SIGN How lovely.
SIGN Totally different from that guy.
SIGN They're huge...
[05:38] Lenore
Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper,
[05:42] Lenore
so don't even think about
casually talking to me.
[05:44] Noir
S-Sure.
[05:47] Noir
Baronets are just commoners
who served the kingdom
[05:50] Noir
and were allowed to enter noble society.
[05:53] Noir
Most of the nobles don't accept us.
[05:58] Glasses
It's nice to meet you.
I'm from the Siphon family...
[06:03] Glasses
Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up.
[06:11] Maria
Hello, everyone.
[06:17] Maria
It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane?
[06:19] Amane
Yes. It's rather nice.
[06:22] Noir
Miss Maria is someone
completely beyond my reach.
[06:29] Maria
Oh!
[06:31] Maria
It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia.
[06:34] Noir
Huh?
[06:37] Hjorth
L-Lady Maria spoke to him?
[06:39] Kent
Why? He's just a baronet!
[06:42] Maria
I'm honored to meet you.
[06:44] Maria
I do hope that you'll be kind.
[06:48] Noir
L-Likewise...
[06:50] Maria
Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness.
[06:53] Emma
G-G-Good day!
[06:55] Noir
When did you become friends with Miss Maria?
[06:57] Emma
What? That's my line!
[07:00] Noir
Huh?
[07:02] Noir
What's going on?
[07:04] Noir
Miss Maria doesn't seem
like a bad person, but...
[07:08] Noir
I wonder why she has a curse
that'll kill her at sixteen...
[07:14] Maria
Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us.
[07:18] Amane
Pardon. Please let us through.
[07:22] Glasses
Hey, maybe I misjudged you!
[07:24] Glasses
I didn't know you knew Lady Maria.
[07:27] Glasses
I'm from the Siphon family. My—
[07:28] Noir
Not interested.
[07:31] Glasses
But I'm from the Siphon family...
[07:41] Elna
I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,
from when I was 7 until I was 24.
[07:49] Elna
The name's Elna Stongs.
[07:51] Elna
If any of you want me to whip
you into shape, let me know.
[07:54] Elna
I'll see you through to the end.
[08:00] Elna
Though I'm not letting any of you
leave until I'm satisfied.
[08:07] Noir
She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay?
[08:11] Elna
Outside the royal capital,
[08:13] Elna
there are monsters, bandits,
and villains everywhere.
[08:17] Elna
Depending on your luck, you could
be gone in an instant in this world.
[08:20] Elna
So... we'll be doing some
self-defense training today.
[08:24] Elna
Let's see...
[08:28] Elna
Noir Stardia. Step forward.
[08:30] Noir
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:33] Elna
Come at me with that sword
as if you intend to kill me.
[08:39] Noir
Huh? But what if I...
[08:41] Elna
Don't worry. You won't even
be able to scratch me.
[08:46] Noir
She's so confident.
Is she really that strong?
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Elna Stongs Lv.232
SIGN Age: 24
Occupation: Academy Instructor
Skills:
Skills:
Skills:
[08:55] Noir
Sh-She's insanely strong!
[08:58] Noir
I'm only level 35!
[09:01] Elna
Well? What are you waiting for?
[09:04] Noir
I won't be able to hold back!
[09:08] Noir
I have to give it my all and strike
with every ounce of my strength!
[09:22] Elna
The Back Step. This is what
you'll be learning today.
[09:27] Noir
Sh-She's so fast!
[09:29] Elna
Now you'll be on defense.
Try doing what I just did.
[09:35] Noir
Th-That's probably not
as easy as you think...
[09:38] Elna
But it is. You just draw me in,
then take a step back.
[09:42] Elna
All right, here I come!
[09:44] Noir
I-I'll be fine!
[09:46] Noir
I've fought in a hidden dungeon
plenty of times! I've got—
[09:50] ---
this?!
[09:57] Emma
Noir!
[09:59] Emma
Are you okay, Noir?
[10:01] Elna
Don't worry. I'll use Heal
to fix him right up.
[10:04] Elna
Now we can try that one more time.
[10:08] Kent
Sh-She's no demon instructor...
[10:09] Hjorth
She's just a demon.
[10:15] Elna
Hmm, let's see...
[10:18] Elna
If you can successfully do a Back Step,
I'll give you a prize.
[10:22] Noir
A prize?
[10:23] Elna
If you manage to evade
even one of my attacks,
[10:27] Elna
I'll do something you're sure to enjoy.
[10:36] Hjorth
Fail, damn it!
[10:37] Kent
I'm gonna get that prize!
[10:40] Guy
I get to go next!
[10:45] Lenore
Boys are just so... pathetic.
[10:48] Noir
I've had enough pain...
[10:51] Noir
Maybe I can use Get Creative
to create Martial Arts C?
SIGN Martial Arts C
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN LP.1000
[10:55] Noir
Damn, that's a lot!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Remaining
SIGN LP.830
[10:56] Noir
Then how about improving Back Step?
SIGN Improving Back Step
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN LP.200
SIGN LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Remaining
SIGN LP.1630
[10:59] Noir
Yes! This is much more cost-effective!
[11:03] Noir
Hey, wai—
[11:04] Elna
Don't zone out on me!
[11:20] Noir
So the agreement was that if
I managed to use Back Step...
[11:23] Noir
I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna?
[11:31] Emma
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:39] Noir
Ms. Elna.
[11:41] Noir
She has trained as a mercenary
ever since she was young.
[11:45] Noir
She's a cool, mature woman.
[11:49] Noir
And her prize happened to be...
[11:56] Elna
Well, how do you like that?
[11:58] Elna
I got plenty of compliments about
my ass when I was a mercenary.
[12:08] Allen
I can't believe he's the only one
who did a successful Back Step!
[12:11] Hjorth
Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize!
[12:13] Kent
At least sound happier!
[12:17] Lenore
You're all fools.
[12:22] Emma
Noir...
[12:29] Elna
Go on. Tell me how you feel.
[12:32] Noir
I-I can't breathe...
[12:35] Elna
What? You've got the hots for me?
[12:38] Noir
N-No, it's just... your ass is heav—
[12:40] Elna
Excuse me?!
[12:45] Elna
Right. Break and prize time is over.
[12:50] Allen
Hey, how was it?
[12:52] Allen
Was it soft? How'd it smell?
[12:54] Kent
I'm so jealous.
[12:56] Hjorth
I want to experience that, too...
[12:59] Elna
Can it over there.
[13:04] Emma
Noir, are you okay?!
[13:06] Emma
You're not going to suddenly
have a thing for butts, are you?
[13:09] Noir
O-Of course not...
[13:11] Noir
I definitely don't need to do that again.
[13:13] Noir
Yet my LP went up 400.
[13:16] Noir
I might have to ask her to sit on me again.
[13:21] Elna
All right, time for the next lesson.
[13:24] Elna
Divide up into pairs.
[13:29] Emma
Noir, let's pair up!
[13:31] Noir
Sure.
[13:32] Elna
Hey, you two.
[13:34] Elna
You two can't pair up.
[13:36] Emma
What? But why?
[13:38] Elna
You're dating, aren't you?
[13:40] Elna
That gives you an unfair advantage.
[13:42] Noir
No, we aren't dating, ma'am.
[13:45] Elna
What? Really?
[13:47] Emma
Correct. Not yet.
[13:49] Emma
For now, we're just very close friends
who've known each other forever.
[13:53] Elna
Well, I'm still going to say no.
[13:56] Elna
Maria and Amane,
you two can't pair up, either.
[14:00] Elna
You're Maria's attendant, aren't you?
[14:03] Amane
Yes...
[14:05] Elna
Glare at me all you want.
The answer's still no.
[14:10] Allen
In that case, Maria...
[14:12] Allen
Let us team up.
[14:16] Allen
Both of our fathers are dukes.
[14:19] Allen
Let us work together as
proud nobles of the same rank.
[14:25] Maria
I humbly decline.
[14:27] Allen
Wha—
[14:29] Maria
My fellow students, it is mere luck
that I was born the daughter of a duke.
[14:34] Maria
So I am very aware of how hard I must work
to be worthy of my status every day.
[14:42] Maria
I truly respect baronets because,
[14:47] Maria
despite the fact that they
were once commoners,
[14:51] Maria
they are warriors who put their lives
on the line for this kingdom.
[15:00] Maria
Instead of a higher noble who will
likely throw around their title,
[15:06] Maria
I'd rather be with a sincere baronet.
[15:13] Maria
Noir, may I have a round with you?
[15:18] Noir
I would be absolutely honored.
[15:31] Amane
Th-They're, uh...
[15:33] Emma
They're getting really close!
[15:38] Alice
Another new girl?!
[15:42] ---
S—
[15:45] Alice
Sorry.
[15:52] Elna
Right, then. Next, you'll be
practicing Passive Defense.
[15:55] Elna
Throw your partner around
a few times, then switch.
[15:58] Noir
You can throw me first.
[16:00] Maria
Yes, all right.
[16:06] Noir
For the Passive Defense skill...
SIGN Skill Passive Defense
SIGN LP needed to Get Creative:
[16:09] Noir
It's so cheap!
[16:10] Noir
Maybe it's because I was always
so passive to begin with...
[16:17] Maria
Here I go.
[16:22] Noir
All right, that worked.
[16:32] Noir
I-If nof whaf youf fink!
[16:34] Noir
I-I'mf immofent fere!
[16:36] Amane
Please don't move, Noir.
[16:38] Noir
Huh?
[16:39] Amane
Maria?
[16:40] Maria
I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath.
[16:48] Amane
I told you not to push yourself.
[16:51] Noir
Wait, is this because of her curse?
[16:53] Elna
Rest for a while.
[16:55] Elna
I'll come check on you
once the lesson is over.
[16:57] Amane
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[17:08] Noir
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse
[17:10] Noir
causes one's entire body to be racked
with intense pain at regular intervals.
[17:13] Noir
A curse skill that brings death
at the age of sixteen.
[17:16] Noir
If I used Editor to remove it...
SIGN Sixteenth Year Death Curse
SIGN LP needed to Remove:
[17:22] Noir
Crap... I don't have nearly enough.
[17:24] Noir
Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill.
[17:30] Noir
Answer me, Great Sage.
[17:32] Noir
What's the most efficient way
to earn LP right now?
[17:36] Great Sage
The answer is...
[17:37] Great Sage
Line up all the girls here.
[17:42] Great Sage
Next, run by them as your hand
touches their breasts.
[17:49] Great Sage
If you're able to touch all of them,
you'll gain 2,000 LP.
[17:53] Noir
Like I could actually do that!
[17:54] Noir
And that's not enough LP anyway!
[17:56] Noir
Damn it, my head hurts now!
[18:00] Noir
B-But I have the Headache
Immunity skill... So why...
[18:04] Emma
Noir, what's wrong? You look pale.
[18:07] Noir
Emma... Let's do...
[18:09] Noir
Let's do the morning greeting.
[18:11] Emma
Huh? Right here?!
Th-That's embarrassing, though...
[18:14] Noir
I can't hold back. Sorry!
[18:25] Noir
That calmed it down.
[18:32] Elna
You do realize we're in class right now?
[18:38] Noir
I-It was an emergency...
[18:42] Elna
Fifteen laps around the school!
You'd better get runnin', boy!
[18:46] Noir
Yes, ma'am!
[18:57] Noir
Hello, Lola.
[18:59] Lola
N-N-N-N-Noir?!
[19:01] Lola
What are you doing here at this hour?
[19:02] Noir
I started school today.
[19:05] Lola
You need to let me know ahead of time!
[19:07] Lola
Give me ten... no, five minutes!
[19:11] Receptionist
She's fixing her makeup.
[19:12] Receptionist
She went light on it today since
she didn't think you'd show up.
[19:16] Noir
I guess she did look a bit different.
[19:19] Noir
But she's pretty enough without any...
[19:22] Emma
Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave.
[19:25] Noir
I can't. She's in charge of me.
[19:30] Emma
Noir, you doofus.
[19:35] Lola
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse...
[19:38] lola
A powerful curse skill that brings death.
[19:42] lola
And you say a duke's daughter has it?
[19:47] Emma
People always think nobility
live such carefree lives.
[19:51] Noir
She may not show it, but she's
probably been through a lot.
[19:57] Noir
If we don't break the curse
in the next week, she'll...
[20:03] Lola
Oh, no...
[20:05] Noir
I need 8,000 LP to remove
the skill with Editor.
[20:10] Noir
I won't be able to get that much in a week.
[20:14] Noir
You know all about skills
and adventurers, Lola,
[20:16] Noir
so you're the only one I can count on.
[20:19] Noir
Isn't there anything we can do?
[20:23] Lola
I believe there is.
[20:26] Lola
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[20:28] Noir
A cleric?
[20:30] Lola
The cleric Luna. She's my friend,
and I trust her skills.
[20:37] Lola
She's so popular that her schedule
is full for the next three months.
[20:42] Emma
Noir, maybe she'll be able to help!
[20:44] Noir
Yeah! She sounds perfect.
[20:46] Lola
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
[20:51] Noir
What? Why not?
[20:53] Lola
I don't know the details.
[20:55] Lola
There may be some reason behind it,
[20:58] Lola
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
[21:01] Emma
What should we do, Noir?
[21:08] Noir
If I can use my skills to get rid of
whatever the cleric's issue is...
[21:12] Noir
If I don't do it, who will?
[21:16] Noir
She helped me out back there.
[21:26] Noir
This time, I'm going to
be the one who saves her.
[21:32] Noir
Lola!
[21:36] Noir
Please introduce me to this cleric.
[23:19] Noir
Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you?
[23:21] Elna
Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman
anywhere who'll rub my shoulders...
[23:25] Noir
I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again.
[23:29] Elna
All right... if you can satisfy me, that is.
[23:36] Noir
Get Creative and create
the Shoulder Rub skill!
SIGN Skill Shoulder Rub
SIGN LP needed to Get Creative:
[23:48] Noir
How's that?
[23:55] Noir
Is this it? Is this the spot?
[23:58] Elna
Y-Yes! Right there!
[24:05] Sign
Meeting in progress, do not enter!
[24:05] Elna
You're too good! Harder!
[24:09] Noir
After that, she sat on me a bunch,
and I gained a ton of LP.
[24:17] Lola
Next time, "The Untainted Cleric."
SIGN #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
E4 - The Untainted Cleric
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[00:14] Lola
She should be at the temple at this hour.
[00:20] Monk
The line to see the Lady Cleric is here.
[00:22] Monk
Please have your ticket in hand.
SIGN Man, I feel alive again!
SIGN My body feels so much lighter.
[00:35] Lola
Looks like she's working hard again
today. Hopefully not too hard.
[00:43] (Flashback) Lola
I believe there is.
[00:44] (Flashback) Lola
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[00:47] (Flashback) Lola
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
[00:52] (Flashback) Lola
There may be some reason behind it,
[00:55] (Flashback) Lola
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
[01:07] Monk 2
Lady Cleric...
[01:08] Luna
I'm taking a break.
[01:10] Luna
I apologize, but please wait.
[01:12] Monk 2
Understood.
[01:24] Luna
Oh, whoops...
[01:27] Luna
I seem to be out of energy.
[01:29] Lola
It appears as though you're
working too hard, Lady Cleric.
[01:33] Luna
Oh, it's you, Lola.
[01:35] Lola
That's quite the greeting for someone
who's worried about you.
[01:41] Luna
I apologize.
[01:45] Luna
So what's the very capable receptionist
from the guild doing here today?
[01:50] Lola
I hate to ask this when I know you're tired,
[01:53] Lola
but I needed to discuss
something important with you.
[03:29] Noir
Today's the day that Lola is going
to introduce us to this cleric.
[03:34] Noir
I had some time before we
were supposed to meet up,
[03:36] Noir
so I decided to get some
advice from my master.
[03:40] Noir
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[03:42] Noir
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
[03:54] Olivia
Hmph.
SIGN #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
[03:56] Olivia
Hmphity hmph.
[03:59] Noir
M-Master?
[04:00] Noir
Are you mad about something?
[04:02] Olivia
Well, you haven't come see me at all!
[04:06] Olivia
I feel like it's been about two weeks.
[04:10] Noir
S-Sorry about that!
[04:12] Noir
I meant to come sooner,
[04:15] Noir
but I ran into a little problem.
[04:20] Olivia
I see. A duke's daughter with a curse.
[04:24] Noir
Yes.
[04:25] Olivia
If it's a curse-based skill,
it might have to do with her family.
[04:29] Noir
Her family? You mean something
to do with her ancestors?
[04:33] Olivia
Yeah, it happens all the time!
[04:35] Olivia
There's a skill to curse one's descendants.
[04:38] Noir
But that's...
[04:40] Olivia
You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative
enough to create the skill to undo it.
[04:46] Olivia
It's probably best if you let
that cleric girl handle it.
[04:50] Noir
Right. That's what I plan on doing, but...
[04:53] Noir
I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like.
[04:56] Olivia
If she has the skill to exorcise things,
she's probably at least part elf.
[05:00] Noir
An elf, huh?
[05:02] Noir
You don't see them very often.
[05:04] Olivia
It's great to fulfill some of
your desires with other species.
[05:07] Olivia
You'll get lots of extra LP with them!
[05:10] Noir
What?!
[05:12] Olivia
You gotta go for the glory!
[05:15] Noir
Wh-What are you—
[05:18] Noir
S-So, Master, what would you
do to earn about 10,000 LP?
[05:23] Olivia
Oh, in my case... Here.
I'll whisper it to you.
[05:32] Olivia
First...
[05:34] Olivia
...to get their body extra sensitive...
[05:37] Olivia
...tie down their...
[05:39] Olivia
...and while they're...
[05:43] Olivia
Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time!
[05:49] Olivia
Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir.
[05:53] Noir
Sh-She's totally messing with me...
[05:56] Olivia
You probably won't be able to
get 10,000 that quickly,
[05:59] Olivia
but I can teach you a skill
that'll be super useful in gaining LP.
[06:03] Noir
Really? That'll be great!
[06:05] Olivia
Okay! Let your awesome master
Olivia fill you in on the deets.
[06:11] Noir
Thank you!
[06:16] Olivia
And now, for those deets...
[06:18] Olivia
You'll get the best bang for your buck!
This forbidden skill is...
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:23] Sign
Lucky Lecher
[06:25] Olivia
It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,
but it's effective as hell!
SIGN Only takes 300 LP to get!
[06:29] Olivia
You'll have some indescribable experiences!
[06:33] Noir
Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher!
SIGN Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.2270
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
SIGN Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.1970
[06:46] Emma
Noir! Took you long enough!
[06:50] Emma
The Lady Cleric and Lola
are gonna show up soon!
[06:52] Noir
Huh?
[06:56] Noir
Whoops, sorry!
[07:10] Noir
Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs.
SIGN Eek!
SIGN No!
[07:30] Noir
Damn, my luck just won't stop!
[07:33] Noir
This is how effective Lucky Lecher is?
[07:38] (Flashback) Olivia
Buh-ling!
[07:38] Noir
Th-This skill's amazing!
[07:41] Noir
You're the best, Master.
[07:42] (Flashback) Olivia
Buh-ling!
[07:44] Noir
But this is going to affect my life.
[07:49] Noir
I just need to use Editor
to tinker with it a bit.
[07:51] Noir
Lucky Lecher.
SIGN Lucky Lecher
SIGN Causes erotic situations to occur
[07:53] Noir
Causes erotic situations to occur with
nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN with nearby members of the opposite sex.
[07:56] Noir
Just need to add "rarely."
SIGN Spent
SIGN with nearby members of the opposite sex.
SIGN "rarely"
[08:00] Noir
As well as, "Skill will not trigger
during serious situations."
SIGN Spent
SIGN "Skill will not trigger during serious situations."
[08:05] Noir
Gotta make sure these only
happen at the right time.
[08:11] Emma
Hey! What are you smirking about?!
[08:14] Noir
I-I'm not!
[08:16] Emma
You were totally staring
at those other girls, too!
[08:17] Luna
That must be Noir.
[08:19] Emma
Noir, you doofus!
[08:21] Luna
He's pretty cute.
[08:24] Luna
Just my type, actually.
[08:25] Lola
Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:28] Emma
Oh, Lola.
[08:30] Noir
And...
[08:32] Noir
The Lady Cleric?
[08:37] Lola
Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is...
[08:40] Luna
Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two.
[08:44] Emma
L-Likewise.
[08:45] Noir
N-Nice to meet you.
[08:48] Emma
Yeah.
[08:49] Luna
We've got reservations.
We can talk there.
[08:55] Emma
Her silky, smooth, silvery locks...
[08:57] Emma
Look at her from behind...
[08:59] Emma
Her tight but perky butt...
[09:01] Emma
Then her long, slim legs...
[09:05] Emma
My only advantage over her is my boobs!
[09:08] Emma
I never should've let Noir meet her.
[09:10] Noir
Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go.
[09:20] Luna
Lola told me the basics.
[09:22] Luna
So this person you want me to look at...
[09:25] Noir
Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke.
[09:32] Luna
So it's her.
[09:34] Luna
I've actually looked at her before...
[09:37] Luna
But I declined lifting her curse.
[09:39] Noir
But why? Don't you have
a skill to lift curses?
[09:44] Luna
Yes, I do. With no problems.
[09:48] Luna
But...
[09:57] Luna
I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse.
[10:00] Luna
I can't save her.
[10:07] Luna
How's Maria currently doing?
[10:10] Noir
She doesn't even have a week to live.
[10:13] Noir
She suffers convulsions
that pain her entire body.
[10:16] Noir
Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter.
[10:20] Luna
So her curse has progressed that far...
[10:24] Lola
Luna, you don't need to
feel responsible for this.
[10:28] Lola
You save dozens of people every day.
[10:31] Lola
That itself is an amazing feat.
[10:35] Noir
It seems that Luna feels
pretty responsible for this.
[10:39] Noir
Maybe she does have some kind of secret.
[10:44] Noir
Discerning Eye.
SIGN Species: Half-elf
Age: 17
Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer
Skills:
Skills:
[10:45] Noir
Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Luna Heela Lv.35
SIGN Skill: Lift Curse
Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's
Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to
Skill: the strength of the curse.
[10:49] Noir
Erases curse skills.
[10:52] Noir
However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?!
[10:57] Noir
So when she lifts the curse,
Luna's own lifespan is...
[11:13] Merchant
Here it comes! This is a huge load!
[11:19] Noir
Elves live far longer than humans.
[11:22] Noir
But apparently, even so,
Miss Maria's curse is so powerful
[11:25] Noir
that her lifespan can't cover it.
[11:31] Luna
Noir...
[11:34] Luna
Lead me to Miss Maria's home.
[11:37] Luna
I will lift her curse.
[11:39] Lola
B-But you just said you
couldn't lift her curse.
[11:43] Luna
Well...
[11:45] Noir
Emma, Lola.
[11:47] Noir
Could you leave us for a bit?
[11:51] Noir
I'd like to talk to Luna in private.
[11:58] Noir
Sorry this is so sudden.
[12:00] Noir
I took a look at your stats with my skill.
[12:05] Noir
If you cure Miss Maria,
that means your life...
[12:09] Luna
Stop! Don't say anymore!
[12:11] Noir
But—
[12:11] Luna
She's at death's door, isn't she?
[12:16] Luna
How could I possibly leave her alone
knowing her life is at stake?
[12:26] Luna
I want to save people.
[12:29] Luna
Just like my mother would have done.
[12:35] Luna
My mother was also a cleric.
[12:39] Luna
Even though she knew that
her lifespan was at stake,
[12:42] Luna
she continued lifting curses.
[12:45] Luna
She kept her chipping away at her own
lifespan to save those who were suffering.
[12:49] Luna
And now, she's no longer with us.
[12:53] Luna
But...
[12:56] Luna
I'm very proud of my mother.
[13:04] Noir
Luna...
[13:05] Luna
And because I am my mother's daughter,
[13:08] Luna
I want to use this power for others...
[13:19] Luna
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
SIGN There's trouble!
SIGN A wall collapsed! Someone help!
SIGN There's a child underneath!
SIGN He's terribly injured!
[13:37] Lola
Hey, are you okay?
[13:43] Emma
Hang in there!
[13:44] Lola
W-We need to heal him immediately.
[13:48] Luna
I wonder sometimes...
[13:51] Luna
Why are we born into this world?
[13:55] Noir
I still don't know the answer to that.
[13:59] Luna
It's all right.
[14:01] Luna
I'm sure you'll find that answer someday.
[14:04] Noir
I guess you've already found yours, Luna.
[14:08] Luna
Yes.
[14:09] Luna
I can save lives and bring
about so many smiles.
[14:13] Luna
That is my mission!
[14:21] Luna
Healing Shot!
[14:32] Emma
Thank goodness!
[14:33] Lola
Luna!
[14:34] Noir
W-Wow...
[14:35] Noir
I guess your cleric title isn't just for show.
[14:42] Noir
Luna—
[14:46] Noir
Huh?! Luna?!
[14:50] Noir
Are you... Huh?!
[14:55] Sign
I don't
wanna die
[14:56] Luna
I-I don't wanna die...
[15:00] Luna
Curses are scary!
[15:03] Noir
Where did all of her bravery go?!
[15:05] Noir
Wait, could this be...
SIGN Skill
SIGN
SIGN Cowardice
SIGN Depleting mana or receiving
SIGN intense attacks may make the
SIGN user even more cowardly.
[15:13] Noir
Th-This probably sucks a lot.
[15:20] Lola
Luna!
[15:22] Lola
Oh, I knew it.
[15:24] Lola
Luna's always like this.
[15:27] Lola
Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time.
[15:33] Luna
Mommy...
[15:35] Lola
Don't worry, Mommy's right here.
Come on, now, up you go.
[15:41] Luna
I can't believe you saw that!
Please just forget it!
[15:45] Luna
Please! Please! I beg of you!
[15:49] Emma
Hey, it's okay...
[15:51] Noir
Yeah.
[15:52] Luna
Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help!
[15:56] Luna
Onward!
[16:00] Noir
B-But...
[16:02] Luna
Y-You don't need to worry about me...
[16:05] Luna
I'm not scared of... anything...
[16:07] Noir
Luna, let's figure out another way.
[16:10] Luna
Huh?
[16:12] Luna
B-But why?
[16:14] Noir
Your legs.
[16:17] Luna
I-I just can't contain my excitement!
[16:19] Noir
But you said you were scared of curses.
[16:21] Luna
What? No way. Can't recall.
[16:25] Lola
Bad Luna!
[16:27] Lola
Just tell us the truth already.
[16:30] Lola
You're scared, aren't you?
[16:34] Luna
If I save Maria, it's very likely
that I'm going to...
[16:40] Luna
die.
[16:43] Luna
Just thinking about that is terrifying.
[16:48] Luna
I'm a failure as a cleric.
[16:56] Lola
You'll die if you lift a curse?
[16:59] Lola
You never told me that before!
[17:00] Luna
I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I...
[17:05] Lola
Huh...
[17:06] Lola
So I've been hanging out
with you this whole time
[17:09] Lola
without realizing something that important.
[17:12] Luna
N-No!
[17:13] Lola
Some best friend! It pisses me off!
[17:20] Lola
I'm so mad that I was so clueless.
[17:22] Luna
Huh?
[17:24] Lola
I'm sorry I didn't realize how
much you were suffering.
[17:30] Lola
You're always like this, Luna!
[17:31] Lola
You always put others before yourself!
[17:35] Luna
Lola...
[17:37] Lola
Rely on me... Please.
[17:41] Lola
Stupid Luna...
[17:43] Luna
Okay.
[17:49] Noir
Lola... Luna...
[17:53] Noir
There's something great about these two.
[18:03] Lola
Sorry about all this.
[18:05] Luna
You ended up witnessing
such an embarrassing scene.
[18:08] Noir
Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes.
[18:12] Noir
Er, I was very moved by you two.
[18:15] Lola
But what should we do?
[18:17] Emma
If we try to save Miss Maria,
then Luna will...
[18:24] Noir
Don't worry.
[18:27] Noir
Things aren't completely hopeless yet.
[18:31] Noir
I'll be able to make this work
without any casualties.
[18:37] Noir
Earlier, I just gave it a shot,
and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill.
SIGN
SIGN Erases curse skills.
SIGN However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:43] Noir
I tried to get rid of the whole
"lifespan is reduced" part, but...
SIGN Uses
SIGN Necessary
[18:50] Noir
There's no way I can do 10,000 LP.
SIGN User's lifespan
is reduced.
SIGN Lifespan
SIGN Finances
SIGN rels
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[18:54] Noir
Then how about this?
SIGN
SIGN However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
SIGN Erases curse skills.
SIGN proportion to the strength of the curse.
[18:56] Noir
I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances."
SIGN However, the user's finances are reduced in
SIGN Uses
SIGN Necessary
[19:00] Noir
Perfect. This should work.
SIGN Lifespan
SIGN Finances
SIGN rels
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN User's finances
are reduced.
[19:06] Noir
There's a way to save Miss Maria
without having to sacrifice Luna.
[19:12] Emma
Really, Noir?
[19:13] Noir
Yup!
[19:15] Noir
But I don't have quite
enough LP to use this skill...
[19:20] Three
LP?
SIGN Lacking
[19:26] Luna
Delicious foods...
[19:29] Lola
Making money and satisfying
worldly desires...
[19:31] Emma
And doing exciting things with
attractive members of the opposite sex...
[19:36] Noir
Y-Yeah.
[19:38] Noir
I can't use my Get Creative
or Editor skills without LP.
[19:42] Noir
You know, you can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs...
[19:48] Noir
A-Anyway! Can you think of a way
for me to get 2,000 more LP?
[19:54] Noir
And maybe something
that'll increase Luna's finances.
[19:58] Emma
You make it sound so easy.
[20:00] Luna
I highly doubt there's
anything that convenient.
[20:02] Lola
But there is.
[20:03] Both
Huh?!
[20:05] Lola
A certain noble holds the perfect event
for this occasion every week.
[20:11] Lola
The next time it will be held is this weekend,
[20:13] Lola
so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse.
[20:16] Noir
What kind of event is it?
[20:19] Lola
It's called...
[20:21] All
It's called...?
[20:22] Lola
The Harem Pride Event!
[20:27] Peppero
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes!
[20:31] Peppero
Tonight, another ten that
I'm jealous of... I mean...
[20:35] Peppero
We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels
who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends
[20:42] Peppero
for a chance at one million rels!
SIGN Unforgivable!
SIGN Boo!
SIGN Those lucky bastards!
SIGN Piss off!
[20:50] Peppero
So vent all the stress you can at
the sight of these shitty normies!
[21:00] Lola
Apparently, the host of this event has been
betrayed by women countless times.
[21:05] Lola
And the gentlemen who have gathered
here have experienced something similar.
[21:10] Lola
Most of them, apparently,
don't have any lovers.
[21:14] Crowd A
Death to hot guys!
[21:16] Crowd B
Screw harems!
[21:18] Crowd
Harems are unforgivable!
[21:20] Noir
Th-This isn't a pride event...
This is slander.
[21:26] Peppero
Are you ready, my dudes?
[21:30] Peppero
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[21:43] Noir
I-I think I want to go home now...
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:22] Sign
Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
[23:22] Alice
Alice Theater.
[23:27] Alice
Big Brother...
[23:31] Alice
Y-You're back!
[23:34] Noir
What were you doing, Alice?
[23:36] Alice
Th-This is just... um...
[23:38] Alice
I was just fixing your sheets!
[23:41] Noir
They seem messier than before.
[23:45] Noir
Don't worry. I'm just going
to sleep in them as-is.
[23:48] Alice
Huh? Big Brother?
[23:50] Noir
I mean... we're siblings.
[23:53] Noir
We used to sleep together
like this all the time.
[23:56] Alice
Y-Yes, of course!
[24:04] Noir
U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister.
[24:06] Noir
There's no way... my LP would go up...
[24:12] Noir
Why?
[24:17] Luna
Next time, "The Future of This Harem."
SIGN #05 "The Future of This Harem"
SIGN Illustration: Fuumi
E5 - The Future of This Harem
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[00:08] Amane
Maria, I brought your medi—
[00:12] Amane
Maria!
[00:14] Amane
Are you all right?!
[00:15] Maria
M-My chest...
[00:29] Amane
The curse... It's gotten this strong already.
[00:35] Amane
Someone, please... save Maria.
SIGN #05 "The Future of This Harem"
[02:16] Peppero
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[02:22] Crowd A
Hurry up and start!
[02:24] Crowd B
We'll judge you!
[02:25] Crowd C
We'll beat you to a pulp!
[02:29] Emma
Wh-What's going on?
[02:32] Lola
While the crowd insults you and
yells defamatory remarks at you,
[02:35] Lola
they rate your harem.
[02:37] Lola
As you can see, it's pretty messed up.
[02:39] Luna
Talk about bad taste...
[02:41] Noir
It'll be okay. I believe in these girls.
[02:45] Noir
There's nothing to be afra—
SIGN Get out here already!
SIGN I'll yell at you!
[02:49] Crowd
Where are the uggos?!
SIGN I'll curse you!
[02:52] Noir
There's nothing to be afraid of... I think.
[02:55] Peppero
All right, let's get yelling at these
normies to vent some stress.
[02:59] Peppero
Entry number one!
Let's have the harem step forth!
[03:11] Mira
I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant!
[03:15] Mira
Smoochies!
[03:20] Mira
Wh-What's going on?
[03:24] Crowd A
Barf...
SIGN I'm gonna barf! Horf!
[03:30] Crowd E
Come on! Do something about
that oinker of a nose!
[03:34] Crowd B
God, you're ugly!
[03:35] Crowd B
You should get reincarnated
again in another world!
[03:37] Crowd C
At least you've got pretty hair!
But the rest of you sucks!
[03:41] Crowd C
You'd make any meal taste gross!
[03:44] Peppero
True, that kiss she blew earlier
would be equivalent to littering.
SIGN Right?!
SIGN You're absolutely right!
[03:52] Noir
Th-This may be harder than I thought...
[03:55] Mira
That's so mean...
[03:57] Man A
Hey! That's enough, you jerks!
This is why you can't even get girlfri—
[04:01] Crowd A
We don't want any!
[04:03] Crowd D
If we had to walk around
with that uggo there...
[04:06] Crowd C
...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch.
SIGN Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo!
[04:12] Noir
N-No one could possibly survive this...
[04:16] Peppero
One moment!
[04:17] Peppero
They don't get to leave until I score them.
[04:21] Peppero
And now for the scores...
[04:24] Peppero
Out of 1,000...
[04:26] Peppero
Thirty!
[04:28] Peppero
Twenty-six!
[04:29] Peppero
Five!
[04:31] Peppero
Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000!
[04:36] Noir
This place is harsher than any dungeon...
[04:40] Emma
Now I wanna go home!
[04:42] Noir
Emma...
[04:43] Lola
Feel free to leave at any time.
[04:47] Lola
Noir can still count on me.
[04:49] Emma
I-I'm not going home!
I can handle insults like that!
[04:54] Noir
Good job, Lola. She got Emma
back in the game instantly.
SIGN Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[05:06] Noir
After that, the rest of the teams
had to face a storm of insults.
SIGN Yikes!
SIGN That last uggo was way better!
[05:17] Noir
The more rounds that passed,
the harsher the crowd got.
[05:21] Noir
The insults just kept digging deeper.
SIGN God, my eyes are rotting!
SIGN You never looked in a mirror before?
SIGN Who let you out in public?
[05:33] Noir
And then, team number 9
flipped it all around...
[05:38] Lola
Th-That's...
[05:39] Noir
What is it?
[05:40] Lola
That's an adventurer team
from our rival guild, Lahmu.
[05:45] Noir
Huh... They've got some
hotties on another level.
[05:48] Emma
Oh, Noir.
[05:50] Lola
Now's not the time to be admiring them.
[05:52] Luna
Yeah, because we need to beat them.
[05:58] Peppero
A total of... 2,700 points.
[06:02] Noir
Huh... They actually do score hot girls high.
[06:06] Crowd B
What can we do?
[06:07] Crowd C
Let's hold off until the next ones.
[06:10] Noir
The crowd's frustration is building.
[06:12] Noir
What should we do? If these girls...
[06:16] Noir
end up humiliated like that...
[06:21] Noir
W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here!
[06:24] Peppero
And now, let's have the final team come forth!
[06:32] Noir
C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot.
[06:39] Noir
Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry.
[06:43] Noir
I've got your back.
[06:45] Emma
Noir...
[06:47] Peppero
Well, come out here and show your stuff!
[06:49] Emma
Okay!
[06:51] Emma
Right, let's do this!
[06:55] Noir
Yeah! She's got a spring in her step!
[06:57] Lola
She's got some springs in
a few other places, too...
[07:02] Emma
I-I'm Emma! I just started
at the Hero Academy!
[07:08] Emma
I, uh... I'm still really new at this,
so I might not be much help,
[07:13] Emma
but I can at least hear out your problems.
[07:16] Emma
S-So feel free to talk to me anytime!
[07:27] Crowd B
...plode.
[07:28] Emma
Huh?
[07:29] Crowd
Explode!
[07:32] Crowd B
If I could bury my face in her boobs,
all my troubles would vanish!
[07:36] Crowd A
And she's an elite from the Hero Academy?
[07:38] Crowd C
She has a nice personality, too! Awesome!
[07:44] Noir
Th-Thank goodness.
[07:48] Luna
I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric.
[07:52] Luna
If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know.
[07:54] Luna
I have a healing bullet
with your name on it.
[07:58] Crowd A
I-It's Lady Luna!
[08:01] Crowd B
She has a boyfriend?
[08:02] Crowd C
Please heal my wounded heart!
[08:05] Lola
I'm Lola!
[08:07] Lola
I'm a receptionist at the
adventurer guild Odin.
[08:11] Lola
To all of you future adventurers out there,
[08:14] Lola
we'll be waiting for you at our guild!
[08:17] Crowd D
Sh-She pointed at me!
[08:19] Crowd C
Don't be stupid! She pointed at me!
[08:21] Crowd A
I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with
you to be your adventurer boy!
[08:29] Peppero
And now for the results...
[08:32] Peppero
Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points!
[08:35] Peppero
The highest score in our history?!
[08:38] Noir
We...
[08:39] Emma
We did it!
[08:42] Luna
We won, Noir!
[08:44] Noir
Yeah!
[08:45] Lola
No, not yet.
[08:47] Lola
It's only just begun.
[08:49] Peppero
Correct!
[08:52] Peppero
Don't get too excited yet!
[08:54] Peppero
We're still... just getting started!
[08:58] Peppero
You can only win this event if you manage
to satisfy everyone in this venue!
[09:03] Emma
What?! That's not fair!
[09:05] Peppero
Silence! Those are the rules!
[09:08] Peppero
Now the harem members will
be presented with a scenario
[09:11] Peppero
and have to show their love for their master!
[09:16] Peppero
There are three scenarios.
SIGN 1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do?
SIGN 2. What do you do when your master catches a cold?
SIGN 3. Prove that you are the best harem ever.
[09:18] Noir
Th-Those are really detailed.
[09:20] Luna
Can we have time to hold a meeting?
[09:23] Peppero
Very well. You get thirty seconds.
[09:26] Luna
So what are we going to do?
[09:28] Lola
We need some fresh reactions,
so we should keep these secret from Noir.
[09:31] Emma
Okay!
[09:32] Luna
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:34] Lola
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:35] Emma
What?! We're doing something that bold?!
[09:37] Peppero
Our first scenario!
[09:39] Peppero
It's a cold night, and your master
is shivering. What do you do?
[09:43] Peppero
Go!
[09:44] Noir
W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die.
[09:49] Lola
Oh, are you cold?
[09:51] Luna
You'll be okay now.
[09:52] Emma
We'll warm you right up!
[09:55] Peppero
Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child...
[09:59] Peppero
But what's this?!
[10:01] Peppero
They're rubbing their bodies
against his to produce heat?!
[10:05] Crowd A
C-Crap...
[10:06] Crowd B
If they did that to me on a cold night...
[10:09] Crowd C
I'd die for a completely different reason...
[10:12] Peppero
Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario!
[10:15] Peppero
What do you do when your
master catches a cold?
[10:18] Peppero
You'll have to use a prop this time!
[10:25] Lola
You're always working so hard.
[10:29] Emma
You need to rest when you have a cold.
[10:35] Luna
Open wide, Noir.
[10:40] Crowd A
She's blowing on it!
Even though it's cold bread?!
[10:42] Crowd B
Even if it's not hot at all?!
[10:44] Crowd C
Sh-She's doing it so naturally!
[10:46] Crowd C
Does that mean she's always
feeding him freshly baked bread?
[10:50] Crowd D
Th-This isn't like any cold I've had
before... What's with them?
[10:55] Peppero
M-My wife and daughter used to also...
[11:00] Peppero
Next scenario!
[11:02] Peppero
It's your last chance to show
how powerful your harem is!
[11:04] Peppero
Prove that you are the best harem ever!
[11:08] Noir
This is suddenly pretty vague.
[11:11] Noir
What are the girls going to...
[11:13] Noir
Huh?
[11:13] Girls
Ready, and...
[11:25] Crowd B
My eyes! My eyes are sweating!
[11:28] Peppero
Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks
of my wife and daughter!
[11:32] Peppero
Don't remind me of a past
that I can never get back!
[11:38] Peppero
Here's your reward!
[11:39] Peppero
We'll just say you won!
Now get out of my sight!
[11:46] Emma
We did it!
[11:47] Lola
We did.
[11:48] Luna
Yeah.
[11:51] Noir
So we actually got the one million rels!
[11:54] Noir
Since I got to feel like I'm actually in
a harem, plus the fact that we won...
SIGN Noir Stardia
[12:09] Doctor
I've done everything I can.
[12:14] Sign
That was scary...
[12:15] Noir
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[12:29] Luna
This must be it.
[12:30] Emma
What a gorgeous mansion.
[12:32] Lola
Well, she is a duke's daughter.
[12:41] Noir
Amane...
[12:44] Amane
Noir? What are you doing here?
[12:47] Noir
Sorry.
[12:49] Noir
I ended up having a peek at
Miss Maria's stats with my skill.
[12:53] Amane
What? Then...
[12:55] Noir
Yes. I know about the curse.
That's why we're here.
[13:04] Noir
Miss Maria still has time.
[13:06] Noir
She hasn't turned sixteen yet.
[13:20] Maria
I knew ever since I was little...
[13:24] Maria
that it was my fate to die
before ever becoming an adult.
[13:31] Maria
The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer
who was defeated by my ancestor.
[13:39] Maria
The curse didn't afflict
everyone in my family. Just me.
[13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother
Maria...
[13:47] (Flashback) Maria father
Maria! Wake up!
[13:57] Maria
Why was God so cruel to me?
[14:02] Maria
No matter how much I struggled,
I couldn't escape this curse.
[14:07] Maria
In that case...
[14:09] Maria
In that case, I wanted to
live my life proudly
[14:11] Maria
as a duke's daughter
until the very last moment.
[14:14] Maria
That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy.
[14:18] Maria
And that's when I met...
[14:23] Amane
Pardon me.
[14:25] Amane
I've brought guests.
[14:30] Maria's Father
Amane, who is this?
[14:32] Noir
It's an honor to meet you.
My name is Noir Stardia.
[14:35] Noir
I apologize for just showing up at this hour.
[14:37] Noir
I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria.
[14:40] Maria's Father
Y-You're...
[14:42] Luna
I apologize for last time.
[14:44] Maria's Father
Could it be... that you've come
to lift my daughter's curse?
[14:47] Luna
Yes.
[14:48] Maria's Father
But... you said that it was
impossible to lift this curse.
[14:52] Luna
Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it.
[14:56] Luna
I did have a reason for declining
your request, though.
[15:00] Maria's Father
And what might that be?
[15:02] Luna
You see, I can lift curses, but at the
cost of taking part of my lifespan.
[15:07] Maria's Father
But that would mean...
[15:09] Luna
When the curse was weak, I was usually fine.
[15:14] Luna
But the curse that plagues
Miss Maria is very powerful.
[15:18] Luna
Even though my elven blood allows
me to live longer than humans,
[15:21] Luna
that still wouldn't be enough.
[15:24] Maria's Father
I see... So that's why...
[15:28] Maria's Father
We couldn't possibly ask you to do that.
[15:31] Noir
No, it's all right.
[15:34] Noir
I used my skill so she'd lose her
finances instead of her lifespan.
[15:38] Noir
And we've raised more than
enough money to make up for it.
[15:43] Noir
So you don't need to worry anymore.
[15:44] Noir
Leave this to us.
[15:50] Amane
You're just as Maria expected.
[15:52] Noir
Huh?
[15:53] Amane
She figured you had some
kind of special power.
[15:58] Amane
You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity
ever since entering the Hero Academy.
[16:02] Amane
You were skilled enough to
defeat such a powerful monster.
[16:06] Noir
So she knew that I defeated it?
[16:09] Amane
Yes.
[16:10] Amane
Perhaps it's because she was
always ill from her curse,
[16:13] Amane
but she is skilled at reading others' emotions.
[16:18] Maria
Noir?
[16:21] Noir
Miss Maria, we've come to save you.
[16:24] Maria
Wh-Why would you...
[16:27] Noir
Why? Did you forget?
[16:30] Noir
When we first met in class,
you accepted me with open arms.
[16:36] Noir
And even during battle training,
even though I'm the son of a baronet...
[16:40] Noir
You didn't even hesitate to talk to me.
[16:42] Noir
You're the only one who acknowledged me.
[16:46] Noir
You have no idea how happy that made me.
[16:48] Noir
I could never thank you enough...
[16:51] Maria
Noir...
[16:54] Noir
So today, I wanted to repay you
for your kindness and lift this curse...
[16:57] Maria
Noir! What's wrong?
[17:00] Noir
Oh, sorry.
[17:01] Noir
I ended up using quite a bit of LP
to do something about this curse...
[17:06] Maria
LP?
[17:07] Noir
Oh, uh... Basically, my life force.
[17:10] Maria
Your life force?!
[17:11] Maria
You went so far as to do that for me?
[17:13] Noir
Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger
or desire for material things...
[17:17] Noir
o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to
interact with a charming lady...
[17:21] Noir
Huh?
[17:23] Noir
M-Miss Maria?
[17:26] Maria
O God, you truly are cruel.
[17:30] Maria
Giving me the pleasure of living
through a curse of death...
[17:38] Maria's Mother
Oh, my.
[17:42] Maria
Um... Do you feel a little better now?
[17:46] Noir
Y-Yes! Of course!
[17:48] Luna
Ahem.
[17:50] Luna
I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes.
[17:53] Maria
O-Okay.
[17:54] Noir
Don't worry! I'll be right here.
[18:00] Luna
All right, here we go.
[18:07] Noir
Miss Maria, you can do this!
[18:38] Luna
Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just...
[19:07] Noir
Miss Maria?
[19:12] Maria
Noir, I...
[19:15] Noir
How do you feel?
[19:18] Maria
The pain in my chest is gone!
[19:20] Noir
One moment!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30
SIGN 16 years
Skills:
[19:25] Noir
I was able to confirm with my skill.
[19:28] Noir
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone.
[19:39] Maria's mother
Thank goodness.
[19:40] Amane
Maria!
[19:42] Maria
Amane.
[19:43] Noir
We did it.
[19:44] Luna
Yeah. Now no one has to suffer.
[19:48] Maria
Th-Thank you so much. Truly...
[19:51] Luna
No, please allow me to thank you.
[19:54] Luna
I finally feel at ease,
now that I've lifted your curse.
[20:00] Maria
Noir.
[20:05] Maria
I could never thank you enough.
[20:10] Maria
I will spend the rest of my life
repaying this debt to you.
[20:13] Noir
R-Really, there's no need...
[20:20] Noir
All of my yesterdays managed to open up
the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future.
[20:26] Noir
I guess it feels really nice
being able to help someone out.
[20:33] Emma
Miss Maria totally fell for him.
[20:37] Lola
Now we have another rival.
[20:39] Luna
She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right.
[20:42] Luna
Actually, I sort of did, too...
[20:47] Emma
Noir, you doofus! You manwhore!
[20:49] Noir
What? What's going on?
[20:52] Lola
I actually aggressively agree
with Emma just this once.
[20:55] Luna
Indeed.
[21:00] Noir
And so, we were able to
successfully lift the curse.
[21:04] Olivia
Yeah, and it's all thanks
to the skills I gave you.
[21:08] Noir
Thanks for everything, ma'am.
[21:10] Olivia
Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant.
[21:13] Olivia
We literally butted our heads together.
[21:15] Noir
Did we?
[21:16] Olivia
But man, Noir, you smell!
[21:19] Olivia
I smell girls all over you more than ever!
[21:22] Noir
Well, that's probably because...
[21:26] Noir
We kissed a lot.
[21:28] Olivia
Say what?!
[21:29] Noir
O-Of course, it was to gain LP.
[21:32] Olivia
I don't care about the reason.
[21:35] Olivia
In that case, give me a kiss, too.
[21:37] Noir
Huh?!
[21:38] Olivia
Kiss me.
[21:39] Olivia
I'm the only one who hasn't
gotten one. It's not fair!
[21:42] Noir
W-Well, about that...
I'm usually the one getting kisses,
[21:45] Noir
so I'm not actually used to
giving them myself...
[21:48] Olivia
Well, I obviously can't do it.
My body won't move.
[21:51] Noir
W-Well, yes, you've got a point...
[21:54] Olivia
So go on. Kiss me, Noir.
[22:06] Olivia
Pfft. You call that a kiss?
[22:08] Olivia
Boo!
[22:09] Noir
Th-This is all I can manage!
[22:11] Olivia
Next time, I'll need a real kiss
that can actually satisfy me!
[22:16] Olivia
Make sure you get plenty
of practice with others!
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[23:52] Alice
Alice Theater!
[23:54] Alice
Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you
possibly be this late at night?
[24:00] Alice
Your well-adjusted little sister
is so worried that she can't sleep...
[24:04] Alice
I sense something!
[24:07] Alice
Three...
[24:09] Alice
No, four.
[24:10] Alice
Big Brother... I am very worried about you.
[24:18] Alice
Next time, "The Tulip Lion."
SIGN #06 "The Tulip Lion"
SIGN Illustration: Korie Riko
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[00:04] Emma
Well, she's definitely from a duke's family.
[00:07] Noir
Yeah, this is beyond generous.
[00:10] Luna
Indeed. We should be grateful.
[00:12] Lola
We did lose all of the money we won
at the harem event, after all.
[00:18] Noir
In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse,
[00:22] Noir
to our surprise...
[00:24] Noir
We each got 100 million rels.
[00:27] Luna
I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic.
[00:31] Noir
I wonder what I'm going to do with all this.
[00:34] Emma
Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop?
[00:37] Noir
A shop?
[00:38] Emma
Maybe you could sell monster materials.
[00:41] Emma
Remember? We talked about this before.
[00:43] Emma
That's a decent future, no?
[00:46] Emma
I'd be happy to help.
[00:48] Lola
No, it's my admin and accounting
skills that Noir needs.
[00:52] Lola
Can boobs do calculations?
[00:54] Lola
I think not.
[00:56] Emma
Grr!
[00:59] Luna
Come now, you two.
[01:01] Luna
Arguing is never beautiful.
[01:03] Luna
Let's just compromise
and say Noir and I will...
[01:06] Emma
That's not a compromise!
[01:08] Lola
At all!
[01:12] Noir
H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later.
[01:16] Noir
So for today...
[01:18] Noir
I'm out!
SIGN #06 "The Tulip Lion"
[02:56] Noir's Dad
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[02:59] Noir
I received that for saving
a duke's daughter.
[03:03] Noir
Believe it or not, there's
100 million rels in there!
[03:05] Noir's dad
One hundred million?!
[03:08] Noir's Mom
Oh, my.
[03:10] Alice
That's amazing, Brother Dearest.
[03:12] Alice
What are you going to do
with all this money?
[03:16] Noir
I'm not exactly sure yet.
[03:20] Noir's Dad
Noir, I can't let you be the only
breadwinner in this family.
[03:25] Noir's dad
Why not leave this money with me?
[03:29] Noir
Father...
[03:30] Noir's Dad
Nay! Say no more!
[03:34] Noir
You're planning to go
to the casino, aren't you?
[03:36] Noir's dad
Whoo! Hell yeah!
[03:38] Noir's dad
You're so bright, my son!
You totally get me!
[03:41] Alice
To put it lightly, he's absolute trash.
[03:41] Noir's dad
You're a mind reader!
[03:44] Noir's dad
I never want to work again!
[03:44] Noir's Mom
He brings shame upon our family.
[03:46] Noir's dad
I know, right?
[03:49] Noir
How about opening up a shop?
[03:51] Noir
Maybe an item shop...
one that handles rare materials.
[03:55] Noir
I'll gather our goods.
[03:57] Noir's Mom
Oh, my.
[03:58] Alice
How wonderful!
[04:00] Noir's dad
Hire me!
[04:02] Noir
Then let's go with that.
[04:04] Noir
Father, please find a good
location and do the paperwork
[04:07] Noir
we'll need to submit to the government.
[04:09] Noir's dad
Leave it to me!
[04:11] Alice
I'll keep a very close eye on him
so that he doesn't pocket the money.
[04:16] Noir's Dad
H-How little do you trust me?
[04:25] Noir
And so, to collect monster materials...
[04:30] Noir
I decided to conquer more of the dungeon.
[04:39] Noir
Hello, Master.
[04:43] Noir
Master? Are you sleeping?
[04:48] Noir
M-Master?
[04:51] Noir
Wait, it can't be...
[05:02] Noir
I knew you were faking it.
You sure love pulling pranks.
[05:07] Olivia
Well, that's because you
never come to see me!
[05:12] Noir
Er, I just came here the other day.
[05:15] Olivia
So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today?
[05:18] Noir
Yes. I wanted to gather
some treasures and materials.
[05:22] Noir
And I'd like to get stronger.
[05:24] Olivia
Then you should Get Creative and
make the Dungeon Elevator skill
[05:27] Olivia
so you can conquer it more efficiently.
[05:29] Olivia
Once you've been to a floor,
you can instantly travel there next time.
[05:35] Olivia
Though once you use it, you won't be
able to use it again for another hour.
[05:39] Noir
That sounds great. I'll get right to it.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN Noir Stardia LP.2000
SIGN Skills
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SIGN Noir Stardia LP.1400
[05:43] Olivia
Also, I'd recommend
the Blinding Light skill.
[05:46] Olivia
Just like the name suggests,
it's great at blinding things.
[05:50] Noir
I guess I'll add that, too, then.
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SIGN Noir Stardia LP.1400
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.1200
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[05:53] Noir
I should give it a test run...
[05:56] Noir
Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes!
[06:01] Olivia
Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir!
[06:04] Noir
I-It's sort of strange having
you laugh at me in that state.
[06:14] Noir
I didn't find any noteworthy monsters
on the third or fourth floors.
[06:17] Noir
Then I got to the fifth...
[06:22] Noir
I sense a presence over there.
[06:27] Noir
Did they fight and end up killing each other?
[06:31] Noir
Or...
[06:43] Noir
A pitch-black lion?
[06:46] Noir
I-I need to use Discerning Eye!
SIGN Name:
SIGN Level:
SIGN Skills:
[06:53] Noir
I'm not getting any information?!
[07:01] Noir
Th-Then I'll just have to...
[07:04] Noir
use Blinding Light!
[07:10] Noir
And then Dungeon Elevator
to get the hell outta here!
[07:13] Tigerson
W-Wait, human. I must speak with you.
[07:17] Noir
I-It talked?!
[07:21] Tigerson
You have no reason to fear me.
[07:23] Tigerson
I am not suspicious in the least.
[07:26] Noir
Er, I'm not sure about that.
[07:29] Noir
And...
[07:31] Noir
Why does it have a tulip
growing on its head?!
[07:34] Tigerson
Human, having acknowledged the talent
you must have to reach this floor,
[07:39] Tigerson
I have a request.
[07:41] Tigerson
I will take you to the
sixth floor, and in return,
[07:45] Tigerson
I would like you to search for someone.
[07:53] Noir
I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but...
[08:05] Noir
M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong.
[08:09] Tigerson
My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson.
[08:12] Noir
Tiger... Huh? Tiger?
[08:16] Tigerson
My friend gave me this name.
[08:18] Tigerson
It is my pride and joy.
[08:20] Noir
I-I see...
[08:23] Noir
Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia.
[08:25] Tigerson
Noir... No need for formalities.
[08:28] Noir
All right.
[08:30] Noir
So who's this person you want
me to find on the sixth floor?
[08:34] Tigerson
My friend.
[08:41] Tigerson
Long ago, I accompanied my friend here.
[08:45] Tigerson
We made it to the fifth floor handily,
[08:47] Tigerson
but then my friend said he'd
explore the sixth on his own.
[08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
[08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
[08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle
I promise I'll be back.
[09:00] Tigerson
So I've been waiting this whole time.
[09:04] Noir
H-How long have you been waiting?
[09:07] Tigerson
Around 350 years now.
[09:09] Noir
Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh...
[09:13] Tigerson
My friend is an elf.
[09:15] Tigerson
Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years.
[09:20] Noir
I see. Still, you're very faithful.
[09:24] Noir
You didn't consider just
going to the sixth floor?
[09:26] Tigerson
I promised my friend Vashelle
that I would wait on the fifth floor.
[09:31] Tigerson
A promise to a friend is absolute.
[09:36] Noir
He's very considerate of his friend.
[09:40] Noir
I left Tigerson behind
and came to the sixth floor.
[09:46] Noir
It's so dark.
[09:49] Noir
Blinding Light is meant for blinding others.
[09:52] Noir
It won't really help me look around.
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[09:57] Noir
All right, now I should be able to see.
[10:06] Noir
There's something there.
[10:15] Noir
It sorta looks like a person, but...
[10:22] Noir
That's definitely not a person!
[10:28] Noir
Discerning Eye!
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[10:31] Noir
A Sextuple Zombie?!
[10:38] Noir
And now its friends are here!
[10:52] Noir
What the hell is this?!
[11:02] Noir
I-Its body breaks into six parts.
[11:05] Noir
So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie...
[11:08] Noir
I'll use the other door to get outside.
[11:15] Noir
A-Another one?!
[11:25] Noir
He seems different from the other zombies...
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SIGN Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
SIGN Sharp Ears
[11:32] Noir
These skills...
[11:34] Noir
And...
[11:36] Noir
W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend?
[11:39] Noir
Vashelle?!
[11:43] Sign
Hello
[11:43] Sign
Why does he have
a tulip on his head?
[11:43] Tigerson
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:55] Noir
Are you Vashelle?
[11:59] Noir
That's not gonna work.
I need to turn him back somehow.
[12:03] Noir
Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill.
SIGN
SIGN Needed to delete
SIGN Available LP.
[12:07] Noir
It's not cheap, but...
[12:28] Vashelle
Wh-What happened?
[12:30] Noir
Are you the elf named Vashelle?
[12:33] Vashelle
Y-Yes, I am.
[12:36] Noir
My name is Noir.
[12:38] Noir
I actually need to talk to you.
[12:47] Vashelle
Tigerson? Really?
[12:49] Noir
Yes. As promised, he's been
waiting on the fifth floor.
[12:52] Vashelle
But...
[12:55] Vashelle
It's been more than 300 years.
[13:00] Vashelle
He's truly a great friend.
[13:03] Noir
Yes.
[13:05] Vashelle
I just randomly named him Tigerson,
but he fell in love with the name.
[13:11] Vashelle
Before I came to this dungeon,
[13:13] Vashelle
he saved me, even though he didn't know me.
[13:18] Vashelle
He tried to leave without saying a word,
so I ended up asking him
[13:22] Vashelle
if he'd like to be my friend.
[13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson
The other 990,000 creatures I have
encountered all pointed a weapon at me.
[13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson
You're the only one who reached out to me.
[13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson
I've never had a friend before.
[13:44] Vashelle
After that, I came to this dungeon
to search for a treasure to send
[13:48] Vashelle
to my love back home.
[13:50] Vashelle
I happened to find the
password in an ancient text.
[13:54] Noir
And that's how you and
Tigerson got to the fifth floor.
[13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
[14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
[14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle
I promise I'll be back.
[14:07] Vashelle
I can hardly call myself a friend if
he's just protecting me all the time.
[14:12] Noir
I totally get that.
[14:14] Noir
Up until recently, Emma had
to protect me all the time.
[14:18] Vashelle
And you saw how I ended up.
[14:21] Vashelle
How am I supposed to face him again?
[14:24] Noir
Vashelle...
[14:26] Vashelle
But I can't keep him waiting any longer.
[14:42] Vashelle
Tigerson...
[14:49] Tigerson
I see that you are safe, my friend.
[14:58] Vashelle
Tigerson...
[15:00] Vashelle
Let's give up on conquering this dungeon.
[15:04] Tigerson
I see. If that is what you wish.
[15:07] Vashelle
My love might still be waiting for me.
[15:10] Vashelle
But even if I'm wrong about that,
I think this is for the best.
[15:16] Tigerson
Indeed.
[15:17] Vashelle
But I told you before, right?
[15:22] Vashelle
Other races aren't allowed into my homeland.
[15:30] Vashelle
Which means...
[15:32] Tigerson
Yes, I know. We must part ways here.
[15:41] Vashelle
Your lifespan is limited...
[15:44] Vashelle
And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time...
[15:48] Tigerson
It's all right.
[15:50] Tigerson
You want to return home to your beloved.
[15:53] Tigerson
No one can stop matters of the heart.
[15:57] Vashelle
I'm so sorry... Truly.
[16:02] Tigerson
Do not worry about that.
I waited because I wanted to.
[16:06] Vashelle
Tigerson...
[16:08] Tigerson
The days I spent waiting for you had meaning.
[16:18] Noir
I ended up using Dungeon Elevator
to return to the first floor,
[16:22] Noir
and then left the dungeon.
[16:24] Noir
Tigerson and Vashelle were
also heading toward the exit,
[16:29] Noir
but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about.
[16:43] Vashelle
Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday.
[16:47] Noir
Don't even worry about it.
[16:49] Vashelle
Tigerson, once things calm down,
I promise to come see you again.
[16:54] Vashelle
Stay well, my friend.
[16:55] Tigerson
I am tough, if nothing else.
[16:59] Vashelle
True.
[17:07] Vashelle
Farewell, Tigerson!
[17:09] Tigerson
Farewell.
[17:14] Vashelle
It was so much fun.
[17:16] Vashelle
The days I spent with you...
were so much fun.
[17:30] Tigerson
Noir, I thank you for what you have done.
[17:33] Noir
What are you going to do now, Tigerson?
[17:38] Tigerson
Who knows?
[17:41] Tigerson
For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.
I forgot something there.
[17:46] Tigerson
Farewell.
[17:56] Noir
I got curious, so I went back, too.
[18:10] Noir
Tigerson?
[18:12] Noir
He seemed pretty calm,
but I guess he's actually angry...
[18:21] Noir
He's not angry...
[18:23] Noir
He's crying.
[18:28] Tigerson
Is that you, Noir?
[18:30] Noir
Yeah.
[18:32] Tigerson
I prepared myself for the day
I would have to part with him.
[18:36] Tigerson
And yet, now that I must face that reality...
[18:42] Tigerson
I am weak.
[18:44] Noir
That's not true!
[18:47] Noir
I imagined it, too. Having to
say goodbye to my loved ones...
[18:52] Noir
To be honest, it was so sad and painful
that I didn't want to imagine it.
[18:56] Noir
It felt like I was losing a part of myself.
[19:00] Tigerson
Noir...
[19:03] Noir
Let's do it.
[19:06] Noir
Let's be friends!
[19:11] Tigerson
Friends? You and me?
[19:16] Noir
Yeah, I'm serious.
[19:18] Noir
Actually, why don't you
come live at my place?
[19:20] Noir
It's much more comfortable sleeping on
a warm carpet than this cold stone floor.
[19:25] Tigerson
Aye. I shall take you up on that offer.
[19:28] Tigerson
I can at least serve as your guard lion.
[19:32] Noir
I guess that settles it.
[19:34] Tigerson
Hop onto my back.
[19:36] Tigerson
Let us go to your home.
[19:40] Noir
No, Tigerson.
[19:44] Noir
Let's go back to our home.
[19:51] Tigerson
Ah, I see...
[19:54] Tigerson
I finally understand, Vashelle.
[19:57] Tigerson
There was another reason
that I waited 350 years.
[20:03] Tigerson
Today, I met another
[20:06] Tigerson
who reached out to me.
The second out of 990,000.
[20:23] Tigerson
It's been so long since I felt the wind.
[20:26] Tigerson
It feels wonderful. Make sure
you don't get thrown off!
[20:29] Noir
Okay! Let's fly!
[20:39] Noir's dad
Wh-Wha...
[20:40] Noir's Dad
What?!
[20:41] Noir
I'm back, Father.
[20:44] Noir's dad
I-I can quite plainly see that...
[20:47] Noir's Mom
Oh, my.
[20:48] Alice
Brother Dearest! Did you make
that creature your familiar?
[20:52] Noir
No, Tigerson is my friend.
[20:55] Noir's dad
Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson?
[20:58] Noir
Correct.
[20:59] Noir's Dad
Well, whatever.
[21:02] Noir's dad
More importantly...
It doesn't bite, does it?
[21:05] Tigerson
I would never do such a thing.
[21:07] Noir's dad
It can talk?! What a smart kitty.
[21:11] Noir
When we get our shop up and running,
he wants to be our guard lion.
[21:15] Noir's dad
I-I see. I have a feeling
he'll eat me if I say no, so...
[21:21] Noir's mom
I'll have to make an extra
special dinner tonight.
[21:24] Noir's mom
Come, Tigey. Have a seat.
[21:27] Noir's Dad
Tigey?!
[21:30] Tigerson
Thank you for your hospitality.
[21:33] Alice
What a magnificent mane.
[21:36] Noir's dad
Say, so what's the deal with the tulip?
[21:39] Noir
Oh, that's...
[21:46] Alice
My, how cute.
[21:47] Tigerson
Th-That's—
[21:52] Noir
As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it.
[21:55] Noir's dad
I see. So it's just like what
your mother is to me.
[22:00] Noir
Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson
joined the Stardia family.
[22:07] Alice
Take that!
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:41] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:43] Alice
Alice Theater!
[23:45] Noir
What a surprise.
[23:48] Noir
I never would've figured Tigerson
had a weak spot like that.
[23:51] Alice
Everyone has a weak spot.
[23:55] Noir
Wait, that's...
[23:58] Alice
Brother Dearest, you must endure.
[24:00] Alice
There's a big one...
[24:05] Alice
My... It's so big, Brother Dearest...
[24:17] Lola
Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking."
SIGN #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
SIGN Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu
E7 - The Receptionist Ranking
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[00:04] Emma
Noir, do we really have to go?
[00:08] Noir
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
[00:14] Lola
What?! Who do you think you are?!
[00:17] Lola
I've had enough of you!
[00:18] Luna
Lola, calm down!
[00:20] Lola
Let go! Let go of me!
[00:23] Noir
S-Sounds like something's going on...
[00:25] Noir
I hope everything's okay.
[00:27] Lola
You... You...
[00:28] Lola
I... I have to slug her!
[00:32] Lola
I won't be satisfied until I do!
SIGN #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
[02:16] Emma
Morning!
[02:21] Noir
Morning, Emma.
[02:23] Noir
I see that you're as, uh... bouncy as ever.
[02:27] Emma
Jeez, my face is up here, you perv!
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[02:35] Noir
Y-You can let go now...
I've recovered some LP.
[02:40] Emma
Really? You might need a little more.
[02:43] Noir
Uh... but...
[02:46] Noir
It's a little embarrassing...
[02:49] Emma
Oh, fine.
[02:51] Emma
Okay, let's go.
[02:53] Noir
Sure.
[02:54] Emma
Th-This is embarrassing for me, too...
[03:00] Student A
Morning!
[03:01] Student B
Hey, morning.
[03:04] Maria
Good day, Noir and Emma.
[03:07] Amane
Thank you for the other day.
[03:09] Noir
No problem at all. Miss Maria,
you seem to have recovered completely.
[03:13] Maria
Yes. It's all thanks to you, Noir.
[03:16] Noir
Huh?
[03:18] Noir
U-Um...
[03:21] Amane
Anyway, I'm glad she got better
before our exam began.
[03:25] Marie
Indeed.
[03:26] Noir
Huh? Exam?
[03:29] Elna
All right, pipe down and get to your seats!
[03:32] Elna
Before we start class,
I'll explain your exam.
[03:36] Elna
This is your first exam
after entering this school,
[03:38] Elna
but it's not gonna be easy,
so listen carefully.
[03:41] Students
Yes, ma'am!
[03:42] Elna
The exam period starts today
and lasts for the next two weeks.
[03:44] Elna
You'll be gathering the
monster materials listed here.
SIGN Lizardman tail
SIGN 3,500 points
SIGN 50,000 points
SIGN 300,000 points
SIGN Dragon fang
SIGN Unicorn horn
[03:48] Elna
You can obtain these
materials however you'd like.
[03:51] Student A
Seriously?
[03:52] Student B
They're all rare monsters.
[03:54] Student C
A dragon? No way!
[03:56] Elna
Just so you know...
[03:58] Elna
If you don't reach 10,000 points,
you'll take supplementary classes
[04:02] Elna
every day of summer vacation.
[04:04] Student C
What?
[04:04] Student B
You're kidding, right?
[04:05] Elna
It's not easy becoming a hero.
[04:08] Elna
You must always be diligent!
[04:14] Emma
Let's gather the materials
for the exam together.
[04:17] Noir
Of course. But they'll all
be pretty difficult to get.
[04:21] Emma
Yeah. The materials listed in our
assignment don't show up on the market.
[04:26] Noir
What are you going for, Emma?
[04:28] Emma
A dragon, of course!
[04:29] Emma
If we work together, we'll be unstoppable.
[04:32] Emma
Rawr!
[04:33] Noir
R-Right... At least,
that's what we can hope for.
[04:37] Emma
I guess it will be difficult, though.
[04:39] Noir
Yeah, but...
[04:43] Noir
We have someone we can rely on.
[04:45] Emma
You don't mean...
[04:47] Noir
Right here!
[04:48] Emma
Damn it. I knew it was that woman.
[04:51] Noir
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
[04:55] Lola
What?! Who do you think you are?!
[04:58] Lola
I've had enough of you!
[04:59] Luna
Lola, calm down!
[05:01] Lola
Let go! Let go of me!
[05:04] Noir
S-Sounds like something's going on...
[05:06] Noir
I hope everything's okay.
[05:08] Lola
You... You...
[05:09] Lola
I... I have to slug her!
[05:12] Lola
I won't be satisfied until I do!
[05:14] Noir
Wh-What happened?
[05:16] Luna
Hello, Noir. You came at the perfect time.
[05:19] Lola
This wench Sarah stole my
adventurers from me! Twice!
[05:24] Sarah
My, I'd rather you not accuse
me of such things, dear.
[05:28] Sarah
You lack charm, so your adventurers
don't need you anymore.
[05:33] Sarah
Isn't that the truth of the matter?
[05:39] Lola
Shut your stupid mouth!
[05:40] Lola
I know you did something
rotten to take them!
[05:43] Sarah
Dear, dear. You shouldn't be mad
at me for your inability to perform.
SIGN Lola
SIGN Sarah
[05:52] Noir
The receptionists' quotas?
[05:55] Noir
At the guild, receptionists' marks go up
SIGN Lola
SIGN Sarah
[05:59] Noir
when adventurers they're
in charge of perform well,
[06:02] Noir
and their pay and treatment improve.
[06:05] Noir
But the adventurers are the ones
who choose their receptionist,
[06:08] Noir
and of course, they can switch at any time.
[06:11] Luna
It's an unspoken rule that receptionists
don't take each other's adventurers.
[06:15] Lola
But Sarah seduces adventurers into
switching their receptionists.
[06:20] Noir
Seduces them? How?
[06:21] Lola
Like...
[06:23] Lola
Doing lewd things?
[06:25] Sarah
Again...
[06:27] Sarah
Where's your proof?
[06:29] Lola
Well, I don't have any proof.
[06:31] Sarah
If you're that mad about it,
why don't you beat me at least once?
[06:35] Lola
Wha—
[06:36] Lola
Fine! You're on!
[06:38] Lola
If I win, you'll never take any
of my adventurers ever again!
[06:42] Sarah
"Never take any of my
adventurers ever again!"
[06:45] Sarah
I've never taken any of your
adventurers, but I accept.
[06:51] Sarah
On one condition.
[06:56] Sarah
If I win, I'll be taking
one of your adventurers.
[07:00] Lola
Huh?
[07:03] Noir
Huh?
[07:04] Sarah
Noir Stardia, I'm so excited for the day
that I get to be your receptionist.
[07:16] Sarah
You're the star rookie of Odin.
[07:19] Sarah
If I become your receptionist,
I can take you even higher.
[07:24] Noir
What kind of person is Sarah, anyway?!
[07:27] Noir
I'll use my Discerning Eye!
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SIGN Job: Receptionist
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SIGN Job: Receptionist
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
[07:35] Noir
H-Her skills are certainly, uh, specific!
[07:38] Noir
No wonder she's so popular.
[07:41] Emma
Hey, you aren't getting...
[07:42] Luna
...any funny ideas, are you?
[07:44] Sarah
I'm very much looking forward
to seeing your results in a month!
[07:55] Sarah
All of my adventurers have
already been disciplined.
[07:58] Sarah
You'll never get proof that I stole them!
[08:01] Sarah's Adventurer A
Mistress Sarah!
[08:03] Sarah's Adventurer B
Tease me more!
[08:04] Sarah's Adventurer C
Oink!
[08:07] Lola
I can't believe she's targeting you, too, Noir.
[08:09] Noir
If Lola loses, Sarah will be my receptionist...
[08:14] Sarah
Noir...
[08:16] Sarah
Excellent work today.
[08:18] Sarah
Smooch.
[08:20] Noir
Oh, what a tragedy.
[08:22] Emma
Noir?
[08:23] Noir
L-Lola, any chance of winning?
[08:27] Noir
D-Don't worry. We'll help you out!
[08:30] Lola
Noir...
[08:32] Noir
Coincidentally, we have to go get some
rare materials for our exam at school.
[08:36] Noir
So let us take care of
any high-grade quests!
[08:39] Noir
We'll even work hard to
take down some dragons!
[08:42] Lola
Th-Then I'd love for you to help!
[08:45] Luna
I'll go with you, as well.
[08:47] Noir
Wait, you're coming with us, Luna?
[08:49] Luna
You see, I'm also an adventurer.
[08:51] Luna
I didn't want to be hit with Cowardice
while on a quest with others,
[08:54] Sign
I don't want to die
[08:55] Luna
so I'd been working solo for years.
[08:58] Noir
So that's why you joined Odin?
[09:00] Luna
Yes. I still do my clerical
duties as I take care of quests.
[09:05] Luna
So I would love to be your slave...
[09:08] Luna
That is, I would love to join your party.
[09:10] Noir
I'm pretty sure I just heard her say "slave"!
[09:12] Noir
O-Of course! I'd be honored to
go on adventures with you, Luna!
[09:17] Luna
Really? Thank you!
[09:19] Noir
Sh-She's so close!
[09:22] Emma
Anyway, we can't let that chick take Noir!
[09:26] Lola
Yes! Let's show Sarah who's boss!
[09:29] All
Yeah!
[09:38] Noir
Thus we completed Lola's
quests, one after another,
[09:45] Noir
and tried to come up with
a plan to take down a dragon
[09:47] Noir
as we gathered materials for our exam.
[09:51] Luna
According to an adventurer
I met in the mountains,
[09:53] Luna
it was an Earth Dragon.
[09:56] Emma
But I heard they hate humans and
will try to kill them without warning.
[10:00] Emma
Rawr!
[10:01] Noir
It'd be dangerous to fight one head-on...
[10:05] Noir
What about using a pitfall?
[10:08] Emma
Hey, that's a great idea!
[10:10] Luna
If we're going to attack it after it falls in,
[10:12] Luna
using a spear would probably be optimal.
[10:14] Emma
We're gonna stab it to death!
[10:19] Noir
So then we used the money
we received from the duke
[10:23] Noir
to buy long spears and such.
SIGN Noir Stardia
[10:26] Noir
I gathered LP by getting close
with Emma, Luna, and Alice.
SIGN Noir Stardia
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[10:39] Noir
We got a skill to deal with a dragon,
and now we're fully prepared!
[10:46] Noir
Tigerson gave us a ride to Treasure Mountain,
[10:50] Noir
where the dragons live.
SIGN Beware of Dragons!
[11:00] Noir
Okay, I'm going to find
out where our enemy is.
[11:03] Noir
Answer my query, Great Sage.
[11:07] Noir
Where is the dragon closest to here?
[11:10] Great Sage
There is one 665 meters north of here.
[11:15] Noir
That's closer than I thou—
[11:18] Emma
Noir!
[11:21] Luna
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[11:23] Noir
It's a long story...
[11:26] Emma
We need to do this for his headaches.
[11:28] Luna
I highly doubt that.
[11:30] Noir
A-Anyway, I know where the dragon is!
[11:34] Noir
Let's put our plan into motion!
[11:36] All
Yeah!
[11:46] Emma
We're done!
[11:47] Luna
It's perfect.
[11:49] Emma
But of course!
[11:50] Noir
Hopefully.
[11:54] Noir
I'll take care of the rest.
[12:04] Noir
Okay, first...
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[12:09] Noir
I wonder if I can nullify any of its skills.
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[12:16] Noir
It's no use. They take too much LP.
[12:20] Noir
We'll just have to do this as we planned.
[12:25] Noir
Time to wake up!
[12:33] Noir
Crap! I was aiming for its tail!
[12:36] Noir
I need to hide.
[13:01] Noir
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[13:24] Noir
This way!
[13:25] Noir
Follow me!
[13:36] Emma
Noir...
[13:39] Luna
Here it comes.
[13:59] Luna
Let's go!
[14:01] Emma
Let's do this!
[14:10] Noir
I'll help, too.
[14:33] Emma
Noir!
[14:34] Luna
Noir!
[14:35] Emma
Noir! Are you okay?
[14:37] Emma
Are you going to die and leave me all alone?
[14:39] Noir
Ow... Don't be so dramatic.
[14:44] Luna
Healing Shot.
[14:48] Noir
Sorry I'm so pathetic.
[14:51] Luna
Don't worry. You're doing fine.
[14:53] Emma
Don't talk like that! We won, after all.
[14:59] Luna
Our bonds gave us this victory.
[15:01] Noir
Yes.
[15:10] Elna
Wow, you actually killed a dragon.
[15:13] Maria
Excellent work, Noir.
[15:17] Noir
We successfully took down a dragon and
turned in the materials required for the exam.
[15:22] Noir
We gave the rest of the
materials to Lola, and then,
[15:24] Noir
it was time for the announcement of the
midterm results in the receptionists' battle.
[15:27] Guild Adventurer A
Whoa!
[15:29] Guild Adventurer B
Incredible!
[15:30] Guild Adventurer C
A dragon!
[15:31] Guild Adventurer A
I haven't seen one in forever.
[15:32] Guild Adventurer B
I know!
[15:35] Lola
Squee! Amazing work, Noir!
[15:37] Noir
Well, it's all thanks to Emma
and Luna helping me out.
[15:43] Guild Master
With these materials...
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[15:48] Lola
All right!
[15:48] Noir and Emma
Yay!
[15:50] Sarah
Guild Master.
[15:52] Sarah
I'll need you to add in my points, too.
Otherwise, it's just not fair.
[15:57] Guild Master
Oh, right.
[15:59] Guild Master
Sarah's points... Let's see...
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SIGN Sarah
[16:04] Lola
Huh?
[16:05] Noir
No way!
[16:07] Lola
This isn't fair! I know she's cheating!
[16:09] Guild Master
There's no mistake in
the materials I checked.
[16:12] Lola
B-But—
[16:13] Sarah
It's just not enough.
[16:15] Sarah
You're just lacking.
[16:17] Sarah
You don't have that undying thirst to win.
[16:22] Sarah's Adventurer A
M-Mistress Sarah...
[16:23] Sarah
Oh, my.
[16:24] Sarah's Adventurer B
M-Mistress Sarah...
[16:27] Sarah's Adventurer C
We've reached...
[16:29] Sarah's Adventurer A
...today's quota.
[16:31] Lola
Th-They're Sarah's...
[16:34] Noir
They're basically zombies!
[16:37] Sarah's Adventurer C
Mistress Sarah!
[16:39] Sarah's Adventurer A
R-Reward us!
[16:41] Sarah's Adventurer B
Please!
[16:43] Sarah
Yes, yes, yes. Work a little harder,
[16:46] Sarah
and as promised, I will reward you... heartily.
[16:53] Noir
What is this reward?
[16:58] Lola
Noir!
[16:59] Noir
Huh? Wait... Lola?
[17:04] Noir
Um... Lola?
[17:10] Noir
Huh?!
[17:19] Lola
Here are your "Touch Me Anywhere" coupons.
[17:22] Noir
Touch me anywhere?
[17:24] Lola
They're especially for you.
[17:26] Lola
We'll save the "Touch Lola Anywhere"
one for another day.
[17:30] Lola
Would you like to redeem those now?
[17:32] Noir
S-Sure...
[17:36] Lola
Now, just relax and leave this to me.
[17:45] Noir
Th-This is...
[17:48] Noir
Sho amazhing...
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[17:54] Lola
Noir...
[17:58] Noir
Yes?
[17:59] Lola
I don't believe having the adventurers do
everything is what a receptionist should do.
[18:07] Lola
I do my absolute best to support
adventurers, both body and soul.
[18:15] Noir
Lola...
[18:16] Lola
So that adventurers can work
even harder tomorrow...
[18:22] Noir
I'm worried about you.
[18:24] Noir
You take on far too much responsibility.
[18:29] Noir
Feel free to vent whenever you need to.
[18:32] Noir
I'll be happy to listen
as long as you need me to.
[18:36] Lola
Those words alone are enough
to make me happy.
[18:43] Lola
All right, that completes this treatment.
[18:55] Olivia
Uh-huh, I see. So...
[18:57] Olivia
You want to collect some rare items
so that receptionist can turn the tables.
[19:02] Noir
Yes.
[19:03] Olivia
Don't worry. I'm sure
Floor 7 won't disappoint.
[19:07] Noir
Really?
[19:08] Olivia
The seventh floors of dungeons
are usually bonus stages.
[19:12] Olivia
But since you've got a chance at
rare items, it'll be hard to clear.
[19:16] Noir
Then I need to get even stronger.
[19:18] Noir
Are there any skills you'd recommend?
[19:21] Olivia
Fire, water, and lightning.
[19:23] Olivia
Why don't you Get Creative and make
magic skills with those three attributes?
[19:27] Noir
Magic skills with those three attributes?
[19:30] Olivia
First, there's Holy Flame.
[19:32] Olivia
It has the holy attribute, too,
so it's great for frying up zombies.
[19:36] Olivia
Next, there's Water Drop.
[19:38] Olivia
You can hit things with water,
[19:40] Olivia
and also use it as potable
drinking water when you're lost.
[19:43] Olivia
And finally, Lightning Strike.
[19:45] Olivia
Usually, you use it to protect yourself,
[19:46] Olivia
but you can use Editor to customize
it and make it even stronger.
[19:50] Noir
Th-They all sound amazing.
[19:52] Noir
Okay, I'll get started.
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SIGN Get Creative and Make Skills
SIGN LP. 1700
[19:57] Olivia
Okay, that should take care of the prep.
[19:59] Olivia
Now for the good part.
[20:02] Olivia
The most important skill is this!
[20:05] Olivia
It's called Magic Fusion.
[20:05] Sign
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Magic Fusion
[20:07] Noir
Magic Fusion?
[20:09] Olivia
Yup!
[20:10] Olivia
You can combine magic skills
that you've gained previously
SIGN Water Drop
SIGN Stone Bullet
SIGN Lightning Strike
SIGN Holy Flame
[20:13] Olivia
to make an ultimate spell
that only you can use!
SIGN Water Drop
SIGN Stone Bullet
SIGN Lightning Strike
[20:18] Noir
An ultimate spell...
[20:21] Sign
Dungeon Floor 6
[20:30] Noir
I'll take Stone Bullet and Holy Flame...
[20:33] Noir
And then, Magic Fusion!
[20:46] Noir
It's so powerful!
[20:49] Noir
Thanks a lot, Master!
[20:51] Noir
Thanks to this, I've become
more powerful today.
[20:55] Noir
I'm sure I'll be able to become
even stronger in the future.
[20:58] Noir
Just thinking about that is a bit... scary.
[21:02] Noir
Yet I'm super excited.
[21:24] Noir
The sun and a forest?
[21:27] Noir
This is the seventh floor?
[23:08] Sign
Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
[23:09] Alice
Alice Thea—
[23:09] Sign
Luna Theater
[23:09] Sign
Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
[23:10] Luna
Luna Theater.
[23:13] Noir
Delicious meals also help increase LP.
[23:16] Noir
And that's exactly why I went
for dinner with Luna, but...
[23:21] Luna
Noir... I feel wonderful right now.
[23:26] Noir
Y-You've had too much to drink.
[23:28] Noir
I'll walk you home.
[23:33] Noir
Okay, I'll be going now.
[23:45] Noir
L-Luna?
[23:51] Luna
Put...
[23:53] Noir
Put...?
[23:56] Luna
Put it in me...
[23:57] Noir
Huh?!
[23:59] Luna
I mean... Thank you for...
putting me in your party...
[24:06] Noir
L-Luna?
[24:09] Noir
G-Goodnight...
[24:13] Noir
Now what do I do?
[24:17] Noir
Next time, "A Little Girl's Wish."
SIGN #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
SIGN Illustration: Saeki Sola
E8 - A Little Girl's Wish
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[00:01] Noir
Sarah and Lola competed
in a receptionist battle.
[00:05] Noir
I wanted my receptionist, Lola, to win,
so I went looking for rare items,
[00:12] Noir
and on the seventh floor of
the hidden dungeon I visited...
[00:16] Noir
was a rather surprising sight.
[00:26] Noir
This is the seventh floor?
[00:27] Noir
I guess someone decided to
recreate a forest on this floor?
[00:43] Noir
Wolves?
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Silver Wolf Lv.158
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills Leadership
[00:50] Noir
Yeah, no... I'm only at level 63 right now.
[00:53] Noir
I need to turn back for now.
[00:59] Dory
You there.
[01:04] Dory
I have a request.
[01:30] Noir
Wh-What is childhood Emma doing here?
[03:10] (Flashback) Noir
Here's my birthday gift to you.
[03:14] (Flashback) Young Noir
I picked it because it's the
same color as your eyes.
[03:19] (Flashback) Young Emma
I'm so happy!
[03:21] (Flashback) Young Emma
I promise I'll get you something
nice for your birthday, too!
[03:30] Noir
I-Is this an illusion?
SIGN #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
[03:32] Noir
A trap in the hidden dungeon?
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Dryade Lv.55
SIGN Skills
[03:38] Noir
Dryade?
[03:41] Dory
Having witnessed how powerful
you are, I have a request.
[03:45] Noir
Th-This seems kinda out of nowhere...
[03:48] Dory
If nothing is done, I'm going to die.
[03:52] Noir
Huh?
[03:53] Dory
Please! I'm begging you!
[03:57] Dory
I'll do anything!
[04:00] Dory
Peek...
[04:02] Dory
Hi-yah!
[04:06] Noir
S-So what're you trying to do there?
[04:08] Dory
Showing you that I completely surrender.
[04:12] Noir
I-I'll at least hear you out.
[04:15] Dory
Thank you so much!
[04:23] Dory
You see, I'm actually a
great tree within this forest.
[04:28] Noir
A great tree?
[04:31] Noir
Oh, right. A dryade is the
spirit of a tree or forest.
[04:39] Dory
My Forest Sensitivity skill allows me to
spread my roots throughout the forest,
[04:42] Dory
telling me everything that goes on in it.
[04:45] Dory
I observed your powers, as well.
[04:48] Noir
Can you read my memories, too?
[04:51] Dory
No.
[04:52] Noir
Then why do you look like a child?
[04:55] Dory
Just because.
[04:57] Dory
It just seemed like something you would like.
[05:01] Noir
I-I'm not exactly... into little kids.
[05:07] Noir
So what's this request you have for me?
[05:12] Dory
There's something sucking on me.
[05:15] Noir
What?
[05:19] Dory
There's something creepy
sucking away at my whole body.
[05:25] Dory
Bad!
[05:26] Noir
You're messing with me, aren't you?!
[05:28] Dory
My real body cannot move.
[05:31] Dory
Some kind of monster is
taking advantage of that
[05:34] Dory
to ravish me day and night
while sapping my mana.
[05:37] Noir
Ravish?
[05:40] Dory
If you defeat the monster and save me,
[05:43] Dory
I'll tell you where the two treasure chests are,
and how to get to the eighth floor.
[05:49] Noir
If I can get more rare treasures,
I can help Lola win.
[05:56] Noir
But then again...
[06:00] Noir
I'll need to know more about
the monster before I agree to this.
[06:04] Noir
I'm a chicken, so...
[06:06] Dory
Very well, Mr. Chicken.
[06:08] Noir
My name is Noir.
[06:09] Dory
Then... Nory!
[06:12] Dory
I'm a Dryade, so call me Dory!
[06:19] Noir
Okay.
[06:30] Noir
So that's your real body?
[06:33] Dory
The monster is near the trunk.
[06:39] Dory
There are monsters called Bronze Bees
on this level, but that one bee is gold.
[06:45] Dory
I'm sure it's some kind of mutation.
[06:47] Noir
It doesn't seem to have any friends nearby.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Golden Bee Lv.256
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
[06:55] Dory
Nory?
[06:56] Noir
Sorry...
[06:58] Noir
That thing will kill me the instant I attack it.
[07:02] Noir
Its level is 256. That's four times mine.
[07:10] Dory
I understand. It was rude of me
to ask you that out of the blue.
[07:14] Dory
Thank you for hearing me ou—
[07:19] Noir
Dory?!
[07:24] Noir
It's sucking up her mana from her real body!
[07:35] Noir
A-Are you okay?
[07:37] Dory
Yes... I feel better now.
[07:43] Noir
I hate to admit it, but I can't
defeat that bee right now.
[07:47] Noir
I can't put my life on the line
for someone I just met.
[07:57] Noir
Her real body is falling apart.
[08:00] Noir
If it stings her just one more time...
[08:04] Dory
Thank you for hearing me out.
[08:07] Dory
T-To thank you...
[08:09] Dory
I'll show you how to get
to the eighth floor.
[08:14] Noir
She must be in so much pain...
[08:16] Noir
She must be so scared...
[08:19] Noir
And yet, she's smiling.
[08:22] Noir
I'm a fool...
[08:29] Dory
N-Nory?
[08:31] Dory
I'm sorry for troubling you.
[08:33] Dory
You don't have to worry
about defeating the mon—
[08:35] Noir
No!
[08:37] Noir
I can't leave you alone!
Not when you're hurting so much!
[08:42] Noir
Besides, you look so much like her...
[08:47] Noir
Like my dear friend... when she was little.
[08:55] Dory
Nory...
[09:16] Dory
That looks like it hurts.
If I lick it, it'll heal faster.
SIGN Noir
[09:37] Noir
My LP is... going up?
[09:47] Noir
I-If Master saw me in this situation...
[09:53] Noir
Master?
[10:02] Dory
Wh-What's the matter?
[10:06] Noir
I had a breakthrough.
Could you wait a little while?
[10:15] Olivia
And here it is!
[10:19] Olivia
The student relying on his
master in his moment of need!
[10:23] Olivia
I've been waiting for this!
[10:26] Noir
Th-That's great, I guess...
[10:29] Olivia
So this bee monster... Golden Bee, was it?
[10:33] Noir
Yes. It seems like it's pretty powerful.
[10:38] Olivia
Honestly, I'd like you to just ignore this one.
[10:41] Noir
What?
[10:42] Olivia
It'd be extremely difficult for you
to win this fight right now.
[10:45] Olivia
I really don't want you to die.
[10:51] Noir
But I don't have any choice.
[10:53] Olivia
This isn't like you. What's going on?
[10:55] Olivia
You fall for the loli tree spirit?
[10:58] Noir
N-No!
[11:00] Noir
It's just...
[11:02] Noir
If I don't save her, she's going to die.
[11:07] Noir
Plus, she looks just like
a very close friend of mine.
[11:10] Noir
If I just let her die...
[11:13] Noir
I feel like I'd never be able
to smile at her again.
[11:21] Olivia
Oh, very well.
I'll tell you how you can win.
[11:24] Noir
Thank you so much!
[11:26] Olivia
But you'd better not die.
[11:28] Olivia
I'll go all the way to Hell to punch you if you do.
[11:31] Noir
Y-You don't mean Heaven?
[11:34] Olivia
Well, I won't be going to Heaven.
[11:36] Olivia
I'm a bad girl, after all!
[11:41] Sign
7th Floor Again
[11:42] Noir
We found the Golden Bee's nest
using Dory's Forest Sensitivity skill.
[11:48] Dory
It hasn't noticed us.
[11:50] Noir
Yeah. First, let's go forward
with step one of our plan.
[11:54] Noir
I'll Get Creative, create the skill Target,
[11:56] Noir
and use it on the Golden Bee.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Target
SIGN Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
[12:01] Noir
And then, the second step...
[12:06] Noir
This is where it gets dangerous.
[12:09] Noir
You go hide somewhere, Dory.
[12:11] Dory
Okay.
[12:22] Dory
Make sure you come back safe.
[12:24] Noir
I-I will.
[12:32] Noir
And the rest is up to me.
[12:47] Noir
Okay, this is just like that
time with the dragon...
[12:50] Noir
Th-They're way faster!
[13:18] Noir
So far, so good. Now to make
it to the Golden Bee's nest...
[13:29] Noir
N-No! It was just at the nest...
[13:43] Dory
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[14:05] Noir
Lightning Strike!
[14:09] Noir
It's fast!
[14:18] Noir
I-It's no use. They keep
coming straight for me.
[14:22] Noir
I-I know! The Target
skill I Bestowed earlier!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Target
SIGN Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Target
SIGN Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
[14:29] Noir
I can use Editor!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Target
SIGN Allows hostile enemies to
target the skill holder more
easily, especially by Silver
Wolves, who will consider
it their natural enemy.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
[14:52] (Flashback) Olivia
So how do the monsters in the forest
on the seventh floor get along?
[14:56] (Flashback) Noir
From what I saw, the Silver Wolves
really seemed to look out for each other.
[15:00] (Flashback) Olivia
That might work to your advantage.
[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia
I call it the... "Yesterday's Enemy
Is Today's Pawn" strategy!
[15:07] ---
Whatcha think?
[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia
Whatcha think?
[15:22] Noir
Dory!
[15:26] Dory
Nory...
[15:28] Noir
You'll be fine now. All that's left is...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Water Drop
SIGN Creates a drop of fresh water.
Droplets may be fired.
[15:46] Noir
I'll use Editor on Water Drop.
SIGN Creates a drop of fresh
or sea water.
Droplets may be fired.
[15:50] Noir
Sea water conducts electricity better. Now...
[15:55] Noir
I can go for it!
[15:57] Noir
Lightning strengthening skill!
Water Drop x Lightning Strike!
[16:22] Noir
It's over now, Dory.
[16:25] Dory
I'm sorry... I couldn't help at all.
[16:30] Noir
No, that's not true.
[16:33] Noir
You managed to give me more LP.
[16:36] Dory
Huh?
[16:37] Noir
A-Anyway, the reason we were able
to take down such a powerful enemy
[16:40] Noir
is because we worked together.
[16:46] Dory
Right!
[16:51] Dory
Right in there is where you'll find
what I wanted to give you as thanks.
[16:55] Noir
Oh, I see them. But it's a pretty tight squeeze...
[16:59] Dory
Then I'll go get them for you.
[17:08] Dory
These were the two items
inside the treasure chests.
[17:12] Dory
I wonder what they are.
[17:15] Noir
These are...
[17:17] Noir
Get Creative and Create the
skill Discerning Eye for Items.
SIGN Wind Selection
SIGN Grade A
[17:25] Noir
This'd be great for Emma,
since she has the wind attribute!
[17:27] Noir
And this...
SIGN Fruitful Drop
SIGN Grade AAA
[17:29] Noir
Yes! This is amazing!
[17:31] Noir
This was definitely worth all the trouble!
[17:34] Noir
Thanks, Dory!
[17:36] Dory
I'm so happy.
[17:44] Noir
Wow, this place was really hard to find.
I never would've found it on my own.
[17:49] Noir
Thanks.
[17:52] Nori
Dory?
[17:53] Dory
Nory, are you leaving already?
[17:59] Noir
We'll see each other again soon.
[18:01] Noir
Next time, I'll bring something
yummy from my world.
[18:05] Dory
Really?
[18:07] Noir
Yeah. Let's keep doing our best together!
[18:11] Dory
Right.
[18:24] Noir
I then gave the rare item to Lola...
[18:30] Noir
And the day of her battle
against Sarah finally arrived.
[18:36] Guild Master
I will now announce the receptionist ranking
for the Adventurer Guild Odin.
SIGN We've been waiting for this!
[18:45] Guild Master
We've already converted each
receptionist's scores into chips,
[18:49] Guild Master
which have been given to
their respective adventurers.
[18:52] Guild Master
Each adventurer will reveal
one chip at a time,
[18:55] Guild Master
and the last one remaining
will be the victor.
SIGN Hurry it up!
[19:02] Guild Master
All right. Let the count... begin!
[19:14] Noir
The chips were placed one by one,
[19:17] Noir
and the other adventurers around me
tapped out one after another.
[19:22] Noir
And then...
[19:23] Guild Master
Only two remain. It all comes
down to Sarah and Lola.
SIGN I knew it'd be these two!
SIGN You've both got this!
[19:45] Guild Master
Has Lola run out of points?
SIGN So Sarah wins?
[20:17] Guild Master
The winner is Lola!
Lola is the queen of the receptionists!
[20:22] Lola
No way... R-Really?
[20:29] Sarah
She cheated! She totally cheated!
[20:31] Sarah
That's the only way she could've won!
[20:34] Lola
Do you have any proof?
[20:35] Sarah
P-Proof?
[20:37] Lola
No?
[20:38] Sarah
W-Well...
[20:40] Lola
I guess not. Unbelievable.
[20:42] Lola
You can't say I cheated
if you don't have any proof.
[20:46] Lola
Anyway, I won, so don't ever steal
anyone else's adventurers again.
[20:52] Lola
Especially not Noir.
[20:55] Sarah
I can't believe this broke my streak...
[21:00] Noir
D-Don't be so sad!
[21:03] Noir
Coming in second is great, too!
[21:06] Sarah
Oh, you're the only one
who understands me, Noir!
[21:15] Noir
Th-This is...
[21:17] Noir
how to get to Sarah's house?
[21:21] Lola
Why, you little...
[21:22] Sarah
Yikes! A demon receptionist!
[21:24] Lola
Who're you callin' a demon?!
[21:28] Sarah
Eek! How frightening!
[21:29] Lola
Ugh! That's enough!
[21:29] Noir
Well, anyway, everything's
peaceful again at Odin.
[21:31] Sarah
Save me, Noir!
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:05] Sign
Alice Theater
[23:06] Alice
Alice Theater.
[23:11] Noir
Say, Alice...
[23:13] Noir
The thing is, I want you to... step on me.
[23:17] Alice
Step on you?
[23:19] Noir
There are some people who
are into that kind of thing...
[23:22] Noir
And my LP did shoot up with
Ms. Elna sitting on me, too...
[23:28] Alice
Excuse me, then.
[23:34] Noir
I-Insult me, too.
[23:37] Alice
B-But...
[23:38] Noir
You can do it! I believe in you, Alice!
[23:42] Alice
Aren't you embarrassed,
making your little sister do this?
[23:49] Alice
This is our little secret.
[23:53] Alice
You can't tell anyone, understand?
[24:02] Emma
Next time, "To the Gala."
SIGN #09 "To the Gala"
SIGN Illustration: Kiseri Matsumiya
E9 - To the Gala
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[00:02] Emma
Wind Selection?
[00:04] Noir
Yeah. I got it in a dungeon,
[00:07] Noir
but you have more of a knack
for the wind attribute.
[00:10] Emma
Well... thanks.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Emma Brightness
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
SIGN new!
new!
[00:19] Noir
You gained two new skills!
[00:21] Emma
You're right.
[00:23] Emma
I can feel power flowing through me.
[00:27] Emma
Run Like the Wind!
[00:33] Emma
Wind Slash!
[00:40] Noir
That was great. Looks like you'll get
the hang of them in no time.
[00:44] Emma
Yeah. Thanks so much, Noir!
[00:49] Noir
What's the matter? You seem a bit down.
[00:52] Emma
N-No, it's not that.
[00:56] Emma
Anyway, would you like to go to
a party with me this weekend?
[01:00] Noir
Isn't that just for nobles?
[01:03] Emma
Yeah, I have to dance...
[01:07] Emma
and I want to dance with you.
[01:10] Emma
Do you not want to?
[01:11] Noir
I wouldn't say that...
[01:16] Emma
So you're fine with me
dancing with other boys...
[01:18] Noir
W-Wait!
[01:20] Noir
I'll go! I'll go to this party.
[01:23] Emma
That's good.
[01:25] Emma
But you know...
[01:27] Emma
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
[01:32] Noir
Huh?
[01:34] Emma
If someone kidnapped me and
did questionable things to me...
[01:37] Emma
You'd probably think I was dirty and hate me.
[01:40] Noir
Emma...
[01:42] Emma
Noir... You doofus.
SIGN #09 "To the Gala"
[03:21] Noir
I'm home.
[03:28] Noir
Wh-What the heck is going on?
[03:32] Alice
We can't seem to find an open shop
to use as our rare items shop.
[03:36] Noir's Dad
They keep saying they won't
rent or sell any space
[03:39] Noir's Dad
to people who aren't proper nobles!
[03:42] Noir's Dad
Are they saying I'm not a proper noble?!
[03:44] Noir
In the plan to open a rare items shop...
[03:47] Noir
My father's in charge of finding a location.
[03:49] Noir
My job is to bring back items
we can sell from the dungeon...
[03:54] Noir
But the Stardia family is a baronet family,
so we're always ridiculed.
SIGN Baronet
SIGN Viscount
SIGN Baron
SIGN Earl
SIGN Marquess
SIGN Duke
[03:58] Noir
That's also why I was hesitant
to go to the party with Emma.
[04:02] Noir
We don't need to be in any hurry, Father.
[04:06] Noir
I had no faith in you to begin with.
[04:08] Noir's father
Do you really have to say that?!
[04:11] Noir
A-Anyway...
[04:13] Noir
Father, do you have any clothes
suitable for a party?
[04:17] Noir's dad
A party? Why?
[04:19] Noir
Emma's going to attend one,
and I'm going with her.
[04:22] Noir's dad
I see. In that case...
[04:26] Noir's dad
Ta-da! The best suit I have!
[04:29] Noir
The size seems fine...
[04:32] Noir
But it seems dirty and has a funny smell.
[04:35] Noir's dad
Well, I spilled some alcohol on it
and just left it like that for years.
[04:41] Noir
I'll just buy a new one.
SIGN The Day of the Party
[04:49] Noble 1
I look forward to tonight.
[04:51] Noble 2
Good evening.
[04:55] Romy
It's been so long, Noir.
[04:59] Noir
Lord Ladan and Lady Romy,
I'm glad to see you're both well!
[05:02] Ladan
Look how much you've grown.
[05:04] Ladan
I remember the little boy wetting
his pants like it was just yesterday.
[05:08] Noir
P-Please forget about that.
[05:12] Noir
Anyway, where's Emma?
[05:13] Romy
She's getting dressed.
Girls have a lot to do.
[05:18] Noir
R-Right...
[05:20] Ladan
By the way... Did Emma tell you about today?
[05:24] Noir
Huh? You mean dancing with her?
[05:26] Ladan
Ah, so she hasn't told you...
[05:31] Emma
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
[05:37] Emma
Do I look weird?
[05:40] Noir
Y-You don't look weird at all!
[05:43] Emma
I'm glad.
[05:56] Bourne
Welcome, esteemed guests.
[06:00] Bourne
There is something that I must tell you.
[06:06] Bourne
A few days ago, I received a proclamation.
[06:10] Bourne
The sender was none other than...
the Phantom Thief Phantom.
[06:15] Noble
The Phantom Thief? Here?
[06:16] Noble
Not you, too, Earl Bourne.
[06:18] Noir
Phantom's the one everyone's
been talking about lately.
[06:29] Bourne
But have no fear.
[06:31] Bourne
It appears the thief wishes to steal my
Mermaid's Tear, but that will not happen.
[06:38] Bourne
Adventurers from this kingdom's
greatest guild, Lahmu, are guarding it!
[06:44] Noir
So they're from Lahmu...
[06:47] Noir
Is that pretty lady a martial artist?
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Skills
Skills
Skills
[06:50] Noir
Wh-Whoa, she's strong!
[06:52] Noir
She's my age, and her level's that high?
[06:54] Bourne
The Mermaid's Tear has already been secured.
[06:59] Bourne
Phantom will never find the jewel!
[07:03] Noble
Then we're safe.
[07:04] Noble
Thank goodness.
[07:05] Bourne
Now, everyone,
[07:07] Bourne
enjoy tonight's gala in peace,
with no fear of this petty thief!
[07:15] Noir
Emma?
[07:17] Noir
Did Phantom threaten you?
[07:18] Emma
N-No. I don't know anything about them.
There's nothing to worry about.
[07:23] Emma
Come on. It's almost time to dance.
[07:26] Noir
Sure...
[07:29] Noir
The dancers perform in order of their ranks.
[07:32] Noir
Apparently, Emma and I are going last.
[07:35] Mike
Oh, Miss Emma!
[07:37] Mike
It's me! Mike from the House of Kentall.
[07:40] Mike
You've become even more beautiful!
[07:43] Emma
You're as dashing as ever, Lord Mike.
You have a way with words, as usual.
[07:48] Noir
Emma is used to dealing with nobles.
[07:51] Noir
To be honest, she seems a bit distant.
[07:54] Mike
Miss Emma... would you reconsider
my request to court you?
[08:01] Emma
My answer won't change.
[08:03] Mike
Does someone already have your heart?
[08:08] Mike
Who are you?
[08:10] Noir
I've been friends with Emma
since we were little.
[08:11] Noir
My name is Noir Stardia.
I belong to a baronet family.
[08:14] Mike
Ah, a baronet...
[08:19] Mike
Why don't we have a little competition?
[08:22] Mike
Let's see who can lead Miss
Emma better in this dance.
[08:25] Mike
We'll be wagering a date with her.
[08:27] Emma
Hey, I didn't agree to this!
[08:30] Noir
I accept.
[08:31] Emma
Huh?!
[08:32] Mike
Then it's settled.
[08:34] Mike
The applause from the crowd
will tell us who the winner is.
[08:37] Mike
I will be going first.
[08:40] Emma
N-Noir...
[08:41] Noir
It's okay. Don't worry.
[08:48] Noir
It's not like me to just
accept a challenge like that.
[08:53] Noir
But I couldn't bear to watch
[08:55] Noir
Emma enjoying a conversation
with someone else.
[09:19] Emma
You're up next, Noir.
[09:21] Noir
R-Right...
[09:23] Mike
I have high hopes for you...
[09:25] Mike
Lord Baronet.
[09:28] Noir
Mike's dance was top-notch...
but I have to win.
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SIGN Noir Stardia LP.5400
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.5200
SIGN Get Creative
[09:37] Noir
O-Okay...
[09:49] Emma
Hi-yah!
[09:51] Emma
You're too tense, Noir.
[09:53] Noir
W-Well, yeah, but...
[09:55] Emma
We actually get to dance with
each other. Let's enjoy it.
[10:00] Emma
Emma is right in front of you, Lord Noir.
[10:04] Noir
Right.
[10:21] Leila
They look lovely.
[10:23] Romy
Noir...
[10:25] Ladan
When did he become such a good dancer?
[10:51] Mike
Damn it.
[10:53] Emma
That was so much fun!
[10:54] Noir
Yeah.
[10:55] Emma
We really are the best pair!
[10:59] Noir
Emma...
[11:07] Noble
What's going on?
[11:10] Phan
Ladies and gentlemen!
[11:13] Phan
The one you've all been waiting for,
Phantom Thief Phantom, is here!
[11:17] Phan
As I proclaimed, I've come
for the Mermaid's Tear
[11:21] Phan
and the baron's daughter, Emma Brightness!
[11:26] Noir
Sh-She's here to take Emma?
[11:29] (Flashback) Emma
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
[11:33] Noir
She must've received a notice, too...
But I didn't even realize...
[11:38] Bourne
Curse you, Phantom!
[11:41] Bourne
We're counting on you,
adventurers from Lahmu!
[11:43] Bourne
Leader Leila!
[11:44] Leila
Leave it to me!
[11:48] Leila
Sh-She's fast!
[11:51] Noir
E-Emma, take my hand!
[11:53] Phan
You should be more careful.
[11:56] Noir
Emma!
[11:57] Emma
N-Noir!
[11:59] Phan
I'll be taking her. Thanks!
[12:02] Noir
Emma!
[12:05] Noble
Where's the thief?!
[12:07] Noble
Where's Phantom?!
[12:09] Bourne
Th-The Mermaid's Tear!
[12:16] Bourne
I-It's safe...
[12:22] Bourne
Wh-Who are you?!
[12:25] Tom
You let your guard down, Earl.
[12:29] Tom
Now we've taken both things
we said we'd take.
[12:33] Phan
Have a wonderful evening, everyone!
[12:42] Leila
There were two of them?
[12:44] Leader
I'll go after the guy!
Leila, go after the woman!
[12:47] Leila
Roger!
[12:48] Noir
I'm sorry!
[12:51] Noir
I-I'm coming, too!
[12:53] Leila
Who are you?
[12:54] Noir
I'm Noir Stardia. I'm an adventurer
belonging to Odin!
[12:59] Leila
Sorry, but you need to stay out of this.
[13:01] Leila
Not because you belong to a rival guild,
[13:03] Leila
but this is just too dangerous
for an ordinary adventurer.
[13:06] Leila
Let us handle this—
[13:08] Noir
No!
[13:09] Noir
I won't...
[13:11] Noir
I won't let anyone take Emma!
[13:15] Leila
All right.
[13:16] Leila
I'm Leila. Make sure you don't slow me down.
[13:23] Leila
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[13:37] Phan
Hmph. You're awfully persistent.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN Phan Bertholda Lv.190
SIGN Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
Skills
[13:43] Noir
Be careful of her Summoning skill!
[13:46] Leila
Are you using Discerning Eye?
That's quite the skill.
[13:50] Phan
Well, I guess I don't need
to hide that skill anymore.
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SIGN Firebird Lv.50
SIGN Skill
[14:03] Phan
This is your only chance to back off.
[14:07] Noir
Emma is my precious friend!
I'd rather die than abandon her!
[14:12] Phan
Well, aren't you a feisty one?
[14:22] Noir
O-Oh, no!
[14:30] Noir
This is the Demon Fist?! Whoa...
[14:33] Phan
What's the matter?
[14:35] Phan
You won't be able to save
your precious friend like that.
[14:48] Leila
That firebird is in the way!
[14:50] Noir
If I can just delete Summoning...
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SIGN
SIGN LP needed to delete: 6000
Available LP: 5200
[14:55] Noir
I can't! I don't have enough LP!
[15:01] Leila
Every time we get closer, she escapes above!
[15:05] Phan
I wonder who's gonna die first.
[15:08] Noir
I-I'll just have to...
[15:14] Phan
H-He has a lightning spell?
[15:16] Noir
I was able to see that you're weak
against lightning with my Discerning Eye.
[15:21] Phan
Yeah? So... what?
[15:25] Phan
You can't hit me if I'm out of range!
[15:29] Noir
The range for Lightning Strike
is just three meters...
[15:33] Phan
Looks like she's having a hard time, too.
She's getting steamed quite nicely.
[15:42] Noir
Leila physically strikes her opponents.
[15:44] Noir
Going up against that bird
is the worst for her.
[15:47] Noir
But now that the woman's away...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN Phoenix
SIGN
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SIGN LP.5200
To Get Creative and Bestow
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To Get Creative and Bestow
[15:58] Phan
Wha... What do you think you're doing?!
[16:01] Noir
Leila, now!
[16:03] Leila
Got it!
[16:08] Noir
I'll use Water Drop to back you up!
[16:12] Phan
Not happening!
[16:21] Phan
Why... is there lightning...
[16:24] Noir
I used my Magical Fusion skill to combine
Water Drop and Lightning Strike.
[16:29] Noir
Thanks for falling for that.
[16:31] Leila
I'll take care of the rest!
[16:38] Phan
Wh-What's with you two?
[16:43] Noir
Emma!
[16:45] Noir
Emma!
[16:50] Emma
Noir...
[16:51] Noir
Sh-She's still not waking up...
[16:54] Leila
That's probably due to magic.
[16:58] Noir
You're an amazing martial artist.
[17:02] Leila
My parents are both adventurers.
They've trained me ever since I was little.
[17:06] Leila
I actually came here to study abroad
with my younger brother and joined Lahmu.
[17:11] Leila
So...
[17:12] Noir
Since I'm in Odin, that makes you my rival.
[17:16] Leila
Yeah, but...
[17:18] Leila
That doesn't mean we
can't be friends, does it?
[17:21] Noir
You're right. Let's be friends.
[17:27] Leader
You guys!
[17:30] Leila
Leader! Where's the guy?
[17:33] Leader
I caught him and handed
him over to the earl.
[17:36] Leader
That's why I came to back you up.
[17:38] Leila
Thanks, but there's no need.
[17:41] Leila
We caught her, too.
[17:45] Noir
That expression...
[17:46] Noir
And did he always have that earring?
[17:49] Leader
Well done, Leila! And...
[17:53] Leila
He's Noir Stardia.
[17:55] Noir
Just in case, I'll use Discerning Eye.
SIGN Skills
[18:02] Noir
What?
[18:04] Leila
Wh-What are you...
[18:11] Leader
Now, grovel.
[18:14] Leila
M-My body feels heavy...
[18:17] Leila
Is this the Gravity Manipulation skill?
[18:26] Leader
This way, princess.
[18:35] Leila
Wh-What's going on?
[18:38] Noir
H-He's in disguise! He's actually...
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SIGN
[18:46] Leader
Well, that's impressive.
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SIGN Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
[18:59] Noir
I knew it! He's the other half of Phantom!
[19:01] Leila
N-No...
[19:03] Tom
I'm going to make Miss Emma my wife.
[19:08] Tom
I've always taken whatever I wanted, you see.
[19:13] Noir
Wh-Why are you after Emma?
[19:16] Tom
I saw her around town,
and it was love at first sight.
[19:19] Tom
So I followed her and did some research.
[19:23] Tom
And now... she's finally mine!
[19:28] Noir
Stop!
[19:33] Tom
Give it up.
[19:35] Tom
A weakling like you could never
be the knight who protects her.
[19:40] Noir
L-Let go of Emma!
[19:46] Tom
You waste your time.
[19:50] Noir
E-Emma is...
[19:54] Leila
Noir...
[19:55] Tom
H-How can you move?
[19:57] Noir
Emma is... is...
[20:01] Noir
someone very dear to me!
[20:05] Tom
Get crushed!
[20:16] Emma
Don't do anything weird to my Noir!
[20:35] Emma
Noir!
[20:37] Noir
E-Emma? Are you okay?
[20:40] Emma
Yeah, I can move just fine.
[20:43] Emma
Sorry. I guess I was kidnapped.
[20:48] Noir
Well, it was super dark...
[20:51] Emma
But... But did they do anything weird to me?
[20:57] Emma
Do you think I'm dirty now?
[21:01] Noir
Emma...
[21:10] Leader
I'm sorry... I can't believe I...
[21:13] Bourne
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[21:16] Bourne
I promise to repay you for this another day.
[21:20] Ladan
Noir... Thank you so much.
[21:24] Romy
You truly are Emma's hero.
[21:26] Noir
It was nothing...
[21:28] Noir
I'm sure if I was kidnapped,
Emma would come save me, too.
[21:33] Emma
Of course!
[21:35] Emma
I'd even go to the depths of Hell! Right?
[21:40] Noir
H-Her eyes are a bit scary...
[21:43] Noir
With that, everything was resolved.
[21:46] Sign
For Rent
[21:46] Noir
To thank us, the earl agreed to help us
get a location for our rare items shop.
[21:53] Noir
It's on the market for 200,000 rels a month,
but they agreed to 20,000 for us.
[21:57] Noir's father
We can have it that cheap?!
[21:59] Noir
Yes.
[22:00] Noir
They also agreed to let us remodel it,
[22:02] Noir
so let's make it look really nice.
[22:04] Noir's father
Leave it to me! I have excellent taste!
[22:08] Alice
Mother and I will take care of the interior.
[22:10] Alice
Brother Dearest, please continue
to get us more items.
[22:14] Noir's father
Hey! What about me? Hello?
[22:16] Noir's mother
You can clean, dear.
[22:18] Noir's father
You got it!
[22:19] Emma
I'll help with the shop, too.
Let's do our best!
[22:27] Noir
A-Alice's eyes are scaring me a bit...
[24:02] Noir and Emma
Next time, "Let's Go to the Hot Springs."
SIGN #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
SIGN Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro
E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs
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[00:05] Elna
I have two important announcements today.
[00:07] Elna
First, I need to introduce
a transfer student.
[00:10] Elna
She's a foreign exchange student.
[00:13] Emma
A foreign exchange student?
[00:15] Elna
Come in.
[00:23] Leila
I'm Leila Overlock.
[00:26] Leila
I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds.
[00:28] Leila
I hope we can all be friends.
[00:32] Kent
I hope she punches me.
[00:33] Girl A
What's wrong with those boys?
[00:35] Lenore
Oh, for crying out loud.
[00:37] Emma
She's from Lahmu...
[00:44] Noir
That's Leila. I never thought
she'd end up in our class.
[00:52] Elna
You know him?
[00:54] Leila
Yes.
[00:54] Elna
Then I guess you can sit next to Noir.
[00:57] Elna
That's how these things work.
[01:00] Leila
It's nice to see you again.
[01:01] Noir
Likewise.
[01:02] Hjorth
Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir!
[01:04] Kent
He's already tight with Emma!
[01:07] Elna
Quiet!
[01:08] Elna
Now, here's the next announcement.
[01:11] Elna
This might be a lot to take in
for your first day in class,
[01:15] Elna
but it has to do with the special lesson
the rest of us had been discussing prior.
[01:18] Leila
Special lesson?
[01:20] Noir
Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition
at the Hero Academy.
[01:24] Elna
You! What's the special lesson?
[01:26] Hjorth
The training camp!
[01:28] Elna
You! And what's a training camp mean?
[01:30] Kent
We're going on vacation!
[01:31] Elna
And if we're going on a vacation... Say it!
[01:34] All
Hot springs!
SIGN #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
[03:09] Noir
And then, the day of our
training camp arrived.
[03:13] Elna
I know hot springs sound fun and all,
[03:16] Elna
but there'll be monsters along the way.
[03:18] Elna
Stay on your toes.
[03:19] Class
Yes, ma'am!
[03:20] Lenore
Do you go to hot springs often, Leila?
[03:23] Leila
This is my first time since coming here.
[03:25] Amane
I'm glad you could join us, Maria.
[03:26] Maria
Yes, I'm feeling just fine now.
[03:30] Emma
Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting
today is known to be great for your skin!
[03:33] Emma
Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:36] Emma
Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:37] Noir
Emma's always loved baths.
[03:41] Noir
We used to take them together
when we were little.
[03:43] Emma
Hot springs!
[03:43] Noir
E-Emma, I know you're really excited,
[03:47] Noir
but maybe you shouldn't
get in the hot spring.
[03:50] Emma
What?! Why not?!
[03:52] Noir
Well...
[03:53] Hjorth
I heard this hot spring's out in the open.
[03:56] Kent
Which means...
[03:58] Leila
So that's what's going on.
[04:00] Maria
We'll need to keep our guard up.
[04:02] Amane
I can sense their lust
all the way over here.
[04:04] Emma
Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen.
[04:07] Noir
Th-Th-That's not okay!
[04:09] Emma
I'm kidding, jeez!
[04:11] Emma
I figured you'd stop anyone
from peeking in, Noir.
[04:14] Emma
Right?
[04:15] Maria
Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us.
[04:19] Leila
I see the girls trust you, Noir.
[04:22] Noir
Th-That's...
[04:24] Emma
We're counting on you, Noir!
[04:27] Girls
Yeah!
[04:30] Noir
Uh, I don't know about this...
SIGN I'm exhausted!
SIGN I'm soaked in sweat.
SIGN I want to get in the hot spring already!
[04:41] Elna
We may be on vacation,
but we'll be training, too.
[04:43] Elna
Your hubris and carelessness
can lead to trouble.
[04:46] Elna
Be prepared for anything.
[04:47] Hjorth
Don't worry! We're elites!
[04:56] Elna
I saw plenty of fools like you
when I was a mercenary.
[04:59] Elna
Of course, they never lasted long.
[05:02] Elna
Do you know why?
[05:04] Hjorth
I-I have no idea...
[05:07] Elna
Because they die.
[05:11] Elna
Extremely dangerous monsters
live here on Mt. Amora.
[05:14] Elna
Make sure you all figure out
your lines and formations.
[05:18] Elna
I'm going to do my best not to interfere.
[05:28] Noir
Lines and formations?
What are we supposed to do, exactly?
[05:34] Leila
Since the boys are good at CQC,
we'll have them up front.
[05:37] Leila
Most of the girls use magic,
so we'll support from behind.
[05:41] Leila
I'll be the rear guard.
[05:43] Noir
Awesome, Leila! You totally
know what you're doing!
[05:46] Leila
I go hunting monsters with
my guildmates all the time.
[05:50] Hjorth
She's got both wit and beauty.
[05:51] Kent
And soon, we'll see her...
[06:02] Kent
It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,
but what if there are traps somewhere?
[06:07] Hjorth
Don't worry. I have
the Trap Perception skill.
[06:10] Noir
I just want to get to the hot spring,
[06:13] Noir
but I doubt my troubles will end there.
[06:15] Hjorth
Noir, step back.
[06:19] Hjorth
Talk about a close call.
[06:29] Noir
Th-Thanks, Hjorth.
[06:32] Hjorth
It's nothing. I don't need a reason
to help out my friends.
[06:36] Hjorth
Peek.
[06:38] Emma
Look! How cute!
[06:40] Leila
That's a rare wildflower.
[06:44] Noir
But who put a pitfall here?
[06:46] Pixie
I know who did it.
[06:49] Pixie
The people who dug that hole
are bad people called bandits.
[06:54] Noir
Who are you?
[06:56] Pixie
I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster.
[07:00] Hjorth
Yeah, she doesn't look bad.
[07:06] Emma
She's so cute!
[07:08] Leila
She's like a little fairy!
SIGN She's so little and cute!
[07:13] Noir
I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Pixie Lv.5
SIGN
Skill
[07:17] Noir
That Monster Puppetry skill
is a bit concerning.
[07:19] Noir
As for Ms. Elna...
[07:23] Noir
Guess this is all up to us students.
[07:26] Pixie
You're all headed to the
hot spring, aren't you?
[07:29] Pixie
I know a shortcut!
[07:31] Hjorth
A shortcut? Tell us!
[07:34] Kent
We want to get there fast!
[07:36] Pixie
This way.
SIGN Score!
SIGN I guess some monsters can be good.
SIGN We can finally get in the hot spring!
[07:53] Pixie
It's just about a five-minute
walk to the hot spring.
[07:56] Noir
It's pretty dark in here, and the
formation we came up with is shot now.
[08:01] Hjorth
Oh, we'll be fine.
[08:02] Hjorth
If it seems dangerous, we can turn back.
[08:05] Hjorth
And I can detect traps, remember?
[08:07] Noir
Yeah, but...
[08:12] Pixie
Why did you draw your sword?
[08:15] Noir
Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward.
[08:19] Pixie
But it's scary! Please put it away.
[08:22] Noir
But, I mean...
[08:25] Noir
Wait!
[08:27] Noir
Those holes... I think something
might be hiding in them.
[08:32] Pixie
There's nothing in them.
[08:34] Pixie
If there were any monsters,
I'd get attacked.
[08:38] Noir
True, but you have the
Monster Puppetry skill.
[08:44] Noir
You're using that skill
to control some monsters
[08:46] Noir
so they'll ambush us, right?
[08:48] Hjorth
Wait, seriously?
[08:51] Pixie
I guess there's no point
in hiding it anymore!
[08:54] Pixie
Get them, Lizardmen!
[09:02] Noir
G-Guys!
[09:04] Noir
We just need to regroup,
get back into formation,
[09:06] Noir
and deal with them one by—
[09:09] Hjorth
Get them!
[09:11] Kent
We're definitely going to peek...
SIGN ...into the women's bath!
SIGN Don't get in our way!
[09:17] Noir
You guys want to peek that badly?!
[09:23] Noir
Crap! The girls!
[09:26] Leila
Demon Fist!
[09:30] Emma
You're not gonna stand between
me and my hot spring!
[09:37] Noir
This hot spring must be something else...
[09:43] Pixie
Th-This wasn't supposed to happen...
[09:45] Pixie
H-Humans are all ugly and stupid!
[09:48] Pixie
Die! Nyah!
[09:52] Noir
Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms.
[10:03] Elna
Now do you understand?
[10:06] Elna
There are monsters that try to act
innocent to lure you into traps,
[10:11] Elna
so you need to be careful—
[10:11] Hjorth
Hey!
[10:13] Hjorth
Look over there! I see it!
SIGN Yeah!
SIGN We're here!
SIGN I'm beat!
SIGN I want to wash all my sweat off.
[10:21] Elna
Like any of you are listening.
[10:26] S Class Boys
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[10:35] Matron
You must be from the Hero Academy.
[10:37] Matron
The bathing times are designated and split
between the men and the women.
[10:42] Matron
It's currently open only
for our lady guests.
[10:44] Emma
Hot spring! Hot spring!
[10:47] Maria
That was rather tiring.
[10:48] Amane
Yes. I'd love to wash off all
this sweat immediately, but...
[10:53] Hjorth
Ladies, please. Not to worry.
[10:56] Hjorth
We may be rotten, but we are still
students of the Hero Academy.
[11:00] Hjorth
We are heroes! Therefore, we would
never ever do something so wrong
[11:04] Hjorth
as practice voyeuristic activities!
[11:05] S Class Boys
We would never!
[11:07] Leila
W-Well, if you say so...
[11:09] Amane
I guess...
[11:11] Noir
This must be thanks to the fact that
we defeated those monsters together!
[11:15] Noir
I'm so glad they changed their min—
[11:17] Hjorth
You guys wanna go see some naked girls?!
[11:20] Boys
Yeah!
[11:22] Noir
I-I was naïve...
SIGN The time has come!
SIGN Let's do this!
SIGN Burn that sight into your eyes!
[11:33] Hjorth
I am the one who proposed a plan
to nurture these young men,
[11:36] Hjorth
and I shall also act as your leader.
My name is Hjorth Boyle.
[11:39] Hjorth
Despite our pure, fiery passion,
[11:41] Hjorth
we must do everything we can to
avoid being labeled peeping toms!
[11:47] Hjorth
That's why we're using these!
[11:49] Kent
Hell yeah! This is perfect!
[11:51] Kent
Let's do this!
SIGN I put it on backwards!
[11:54] Hjorth
Noir, here's yours.
[11:57] Noir
Oh, uh...
[12:01] Hjorth
What's wrong? Hurry up.
[12:04] Noir
I-I don't...
[12:06] (Flashback) Emma
We're counting on you, Noir!
[12:08] (Flashback) Girls
Yeah!
[12:13] Noir
I can't participate in this.
[12:20] Hjorth
He's a traitor! Capture him!
[12:48] Leila
We can finally relax.
[12:50] Emma
Yeah!
[12:53] Emma
Hey, did you see the bath?
[12:55] Maria
I did. It's so big!
[12:58] Amane
And the view is lovely.
[13:00] Emma
Okay! I'm getting in first!
SIGN Hold it!
SIGN Traitor!
[13:05] Hjorth
Go, go, go! Head right
into the women's bath!
[13:10] Noir
I-I have to stop them somehow!
[13:14] Hjorth
There! That's it!
[13:16] Noir
Oh, no...
[13:19] Elna
Earthen Wall.
SIGN Ow...
[13:37] Noir
Ms. Elna! Perfect timing!
[13:41] Elna
I never thought you'd be the one, Noir...
[13:43] Elna
If you thought you could sneak a peek,
you've got another thing coming.
[13:46] Noir
N-N-No! I'm trying to
stop the other boys, too!
[13:50] Elna
Uh-huh...
[13:55] Hjorth
Do not falter! Advance!
[13:59] Elna
I'm afraid your words aren't enough.
[14:01] Noir
I know...
[14:05] Elna
I'm going to rake you across the coals.
[14:07] Noir
Your backs are wide open!
[14:09] Noir
Stone Bullet!
[14:11] Elna
Earthen Bullet!
SIGN Boobies...
SIGN Butts...
SIGN Armpits...
SIGN Napes...
[14:22] Noir
Th-They're so persistent.
[14:24] Elna
I guess you all want more punishment.
[14:27] Hjorth
I don't want any meaningless bloodshed.
[14:29] Hjorth
Do not get in the way of the
villainous organization Dark Sword.
[14:33] Noir
Didn't you say something about a plan
to nurture young men earlier?
[14:36] Hjorth
What? I have no idea
what you're talking about.
[14:39] Elna
That voice... You must be Hjorth.
[14:41] Hjorth
I guess it's futile now.
[14:49] Elna
Noir, I'll take care of things here.
[14:52] Hjorth
Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna!
[15:06] Noir
M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay?
[15:10] Elna
Noir, you saved me...
So I'll let this slide.
[15:13] Noir
Huh?
[15:16] Elna
Move your hands already.
[15:18] Noir
I-I'm so sorry!
[15:22] Hjorth
Did you see that?!
[15:25] Elna
You're more powerful than usual.
You did something, didn't you?
[15:30] Hjorth
You figured it out?
[15:31] Hjorth
Yes... It's all so I can see
the girls in our class naked!
[15:44] Hjorth
I collected tons of magical potions
and items to make myself more muscular!
[15:49] Hjorth
I used my whole life savings!
[15:52] Elna
Your stupidity is on another level.
[15:54] Elna
You did all that just to
see your classmates naked?
[15:58] Hjorth
Just to? Just to see that?!
[16:02] Hjorth
Of course I did!
[16:04] Hjorth
I get excited because they're my classmates!
[16:09] Hjorth
True lewdness is best
when it's within reach!
[16:13] Hjorth
I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe!
[16:19] Elna
O-Oh... My bad, I guess.
[16:22] Noir
W-We can clearly see you're
passionate about this,
[16:25] Noir
but I think there's a
line you shouldn't cross.
[16:27] Hjorth
Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir.
[16:30] Hjorth
This is what guys dream about.
This is our dream.
[16:36] Noir
I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too.
[16:40] Hjorth
You want to see them, too, don't you?
[16:43] Hjorth
Then go ahead and look!
[16:46] Hjorth
Come on! Let's go look!
[16:48] Noir
He's got a point. He's got a point, but...
[16:54] Noir
I can't hurt any girls' feelings
over our selfish desires!
[16:59] Hjorth
Huh?
[17:01] Noir
Naked girls are precious!
[17:04] Noir
Cheating to get a peek is despicable!
[17:08] Hjorth
You stupid... little traitor!
[17:12] Elna
Noir!
[17:13] Noir
It's okay!
[17:19] Elna
Hjorth has powered up his
muscles to their limits.
[17:22] Elna
He's dangerous!
[17:22] Noir
This is a fight over a true man's
conviction! I can't lose!
[17:29] Hjorth
I will get to the women's
bath no matter what!
[17:32] Noir
I-I won't let you!
[17:40] Hjorth
Heh! The one who has stronger
ideals will always win the battle!
[17:46] Hjorth
I guess that's all you've got.
[17:48] Hjorth
I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked.
[17:52] Noir
I-I can't lose...
[17:56] Noir
I'll Get Creative and
make the Powerless skill...
[18:00] Noir
and Bestow it on him!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN
Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Hjorth
[18:05] Hjorth
Wha—
[18:07] Noir
I'm not...
[18:12] Noir
going to lose in this
battle of determination!
[18:29] Elna
Looks like it's all over.
[18:33] Elna
I got to witness your true determination.
[18:35] Noir
Ms. Elna...
[18:41] Elna
What's so funny?
[18:43] Hjorth
Too bad. We still won.
[18:50] Hjorth
Go forth! Our short and
unnoticeable speedster, Kent!
[18:54] Kent
I was just playing possum!
Don't worry, guys! I've got you!
[18:58] Kent
I'll make sure to write a report
about my findings!
[19:01] Noir
H-Hold it!
[19:03] Kent
I'll be right there, girls!
[19:07] Noir
He's so fast!
[19:09] Noir
Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
SIGN LP needed: 2000
[19:11] Noir
Two thousand?!
[19:12] Noir
I guess it costs more to
affect skills they're good at.
[19:16] Kent
Almost there...
[19:18] Noir
I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that.
[19:21] Noir
I'd be risking my life, but...
[19:24] Kent
Emma's colossal melons!
I'm gonna get an eyeful!
[19:28] Noir
I'm going to stop him!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN Noir Stardia LP. 200
SIGN Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
[19:34] Kent
My legs...
[19:35] Noir
Okay!
[19:38] Noir
He just won't give up!
[19:40] Kent
We win, suckers!
[19:43] Noir
Oh, no, you don't!
[19:56] Noir
Girls! Get out of the bath right now!
There's a peeping tom!
[20:02] Noir
Huh?
[20:07] Emma
Noir? What are you doing?
[20:09] Noir
Huh? What are you girls doing?
I thought you were going to take a bath.
[20:14] Emma
We got undressed and were about to...
[20:17] Leila
But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off.
[20:19] Noir
S-So she managed to stop you...
[20:24] Elna
Looks like you kept your promise.
[20:28] Elna
Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim
to the boys' evil schemes.
[20:32] Noir
Th-Thank goodness...
[20:34] Emma
Noir?! What's wrong?
[20:37] Noir
I-I used up too much LP...
[20:41] Emma
Noir? Noir?!
[20:48] ---
This is the best!
SIGN It feels so nice!
SIGN My skin feels so smooth!
SIGN It's so warm!
[20:55] Elna
Don't remove the towel on
your eyes or your waist.
[20:58] Noir
M-Ms. Elna...
[21:00] Elna
Don't worry. I trapped
the boys in their room.
SIGN Let us see them naked!
SIGN Let us out!
SIGN Please!
SIGN Let us out!
[21:10] Elna
It's all thanks to you that we were
able to stop the boys from peeping,
[21:14] Elna
so as a reward, you can bathe with us.
[21:17] Noir
I-I get to bathe with you?
[21:19] Elna
You fought for the girls,
so I'll allow that much.
[21:23] Elna
Right, girls?
SIGN Sure!
[21:27] Emma
We're all grateful, Noir.
[21:29] Maria
S-So this is a man's...
[21:32] Amane
Ah, so this is how your muscles look.
[21:34] Leila
Y-You're far more...
[21:37] Noir
A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy?
[21:41] Emma
Noir, you don't have enough LP, right?
[21:44] Emma
In that case...
[21:47] Noir
E-Emma?! What is that you're
pressing against my face?
[21:51] Emma
It's a secret!
[21:53] Elna
I guess I'll use these instead
of my ass this time.
[21:58] Noir
Ms. Elna, too?!
[22:00] Noir
These seem softer than last time!
[22:05] Lenore
How disgusting.
[22:07] Maria
This is quite a thrilling sight.
[22:10] Amane
I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous.
[22:13] Leila
I-Is this what this school's always like?
[22:16] Emma
Take that!
[22:17] Elna
And this, too.
[22:18] Emma
Well, Noir? Does that feel nice?
[22:22] ---
Take that!
[22:25] Noir
My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night.
[24:03] Olivia
Next time, "Noir's Decision."
SIGN #11 "Noir's Decision"
SIGN Illustration: Pukyunosuke
E11 - Noir's Decision
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[00:01] Noir
The Stardia materials shop we'd
been planning is finally opening!
[00:06] Lola
Upsy-daisy.
[00:08] Noir
W-Wow...
[00:10] Noir
That looks like it weighs about 100 kilograms.
[00:12] Luna
Lola's stronger than she looks.
[00:14] Luna
Though she doesn't realize it.
[00:27] Lola
What a lovely shop, Noir.
[00:30] Luna
Indeed. There are many rare materials,
so it'll probably be popular.
[00:34] Luna
We came here today to help out
with the shop, didn't we?
[00:37] Luna
There's still plenty to do.
[00:38] Lola
Luna, let go of me! Let go! Noir!
[00:42] Emma
I cleaned up the back.
[00:43] Noir
Thanks, Emma. That'll help out a lot.
[00:47] Emma
Hey, is this for sale, too?
[00:50] Noir
Yup. It's one of our shop's top items.
[00:52] Noir
That's a sample, so you can all have a taste.
[01:03] All
It's delicious!
[01:05] Emma
What is this?
[01:07] Noir
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
[01:11] Noir
When I ate that golden slime
back in the dungeon,
[01:13] Noir
it turned out to be really tasty.
[01:16] Emma
Hey, by the way,
what's the name of the shop?
[01:19] Noir
Well...
[01:22] Noir
We talked it over as a family
[01:24] Noir
and had trouble deciding
right up to the last minute...
SIGN The Materials Shop With the Best Materials Chosen by Me
[01:27] (Flashback) Dad
The Materials Shop With the
Best Materials Chosen by Me!
SIGN All You Need Is Love
[01:30] (Flashback) Mom
All You Need Is Love.
[01:32] (Flashback) Alice
Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway.
SIGN Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway
[01:35] (Flashback) Tigerson
Stardian Rarities.
SIGN Stardian Rarities
SIGN Hidden Curiosities
[01:38] (Flashback) Noir
Hidden Curiosities.
[01:40] Noir
But we went with Tigerson's suggestion.
[01:41] Noir
We figured it'd be better
to have our name in it.
[01:50] Dad
I finished handing out all the flyers!
[01:52] Mom
Tigey's up front and ready
to be our poster kitty, too.
SIGN Opening
Soon
[01:55] Alice
It's finally happening, Big Brother!
[01:58] Noir
Yup.
[02:00] Emma
Hey, it's time.
[02:03] Dad
W-W-Well, should we do it?
Should we count down?
[02:06] Noir
Sure. You can start, Father.
[02:09] Dad
Okay! Then...
[02:11] Dad
Five!
[02:12] Mom
Four!
[02:13] Alice
Three!
[02:14] Tigerson
Two!
[02:15] Lola; Emma; Luna
One!
[02:17] Noir
Stardian Rarities is officially open!
SIGN #11 "Noir's Decision"
[03:54] Alice
Welcome!
[03:57] Guy customer 1
Wow.
[03:58] Guy customer 2
This is rare.
[04:00] Woman customer 1
I could probably use this to make medicine.
[04:02] Woman customer 2
This gelatin is good, too.
[04:06] Dad
S-So many customers...
[04:09] Noir
It's all because you guys
promoted the store so much.
[04:12] Noir
Tigerson's doing a great job, too.
SIGN Open
[04:14] Girl
Wow!
[04:15] Kid 1
It's a lion!
[04:17] Kid 2
It's so cool!
[04:18] Tigerson
I'll play with you even more
if you buy something inside.
[04:22] Kid 1
Really?
[04:22] Kid 2
Awesome!
[04:24] Noir
Our lineup of merch isn't perfect yet,
but we did everything we could for now.
[04:29] Dad
Y-You're right.
[04:31] Dad
We worked so hard.
[04:34] Dad
This is all thanks to you, Noir.
[04:36] Dad
I'm so proud to have you as a son.
[04:39] Noir
Father...
[04:42] Noir
I'm the son of a poor noble and
lost my job to another noble,
[04:45] Noir
but I was able to enroll at the Hero Academy,
[04:48] Noir
and I even saved someone.
[04:52] Noir
I made a new friend, too.
[04:56] Noir
A famous noble thanked me...
[05:00] Noir
And we were able to open up this shop,
[05:05] Noir
all thanks to my master.
[05:12] Olivia
Hm?
[05:14] Olivia
Are you a peeping tom?
You just snuck in here.
[05:20] Noir
I guess you figured me out.
[05:23] Olivia
I can always tell when you're around, Noir.
[05:27] Noir
You're impressive as ever, Master.
[05:29] Olivia
What's up? You look all serious.
[05:32] Noir
I've come here today to
express my determination.
[05:37] Olivia
What's that supposed to mean?
[05:38] Noir
I'm going to free you from those chains.
[05:40] Olivia
Huh?
[05:42] Noir
I'll end this suffering for you.
[05:45] Noir
Please allow me to properly thank you.
[05:48] Olivia
Noir...
[05:50] Olivia
Thank you for even saying that,
but please, don't push yourself.
[05:55] Noir
Don't worry. I'm a coward by nature.
[05:58] Olivia
Yeah, you're the type of guy that gathers
all the info you can on the girl you like,
[06:02] Olivia
then lose her to another guy
before you can confess
[06:04] Olivia
your feelings to her, and end up crying.
[06:06] Noir
I'm not that bad!
[06:08] Olivia
Okay, sorry.
[06:11] Noir
Yeah. I want to see Master smile.
[06:21] Noir
Answer my query, Great Sage.
[06:26] Great Sage
As you wish.
[06:28] Noir
I want to save Olivia of the hidden dungeon.
[06:31] Noir
How can I free her from the
Death Chains without killing her?
[06:34] Great sage
I believe... the answer can
be found on the 15th floor.
[06:38] Noir
You believe?
[06:39] Noir
Could you be more specific?
[06:43] Noir
Ow!
[06:45] Noir
The more difficult the question,
the worse it gets for me.
[06:49] Noir
Still... I have a clue now.
SIGN Hidden Dungeon 14th Floor
SIGN You will now undergo a trial.
If you are alone, go to 1. If another is with you, go to 2.
[07:09] Noir
I'm by myself, so I guess I have to go this way.
[07:23] Noir
Th-This is, uh...
SIGN No skills allowed
[07:29] Noir
M-Master did say not to push myself.
It might be kinda pathetic, but...
[07:35] Emma
I see. So the reason you became stronger
[07:37] Emma
is because of the hidden dungeon
and this Olivia person.
[07:40] Noir
Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
I didn't want to put you in danger.
[07:46] Emma
So you want to save her
since she helped you out.
[07:48] Emma
I'd totally expect that from you.
[07:50] Noir
Y-You think so?
[07:51] Emma
You're careful when it concerns yourself,
[07:54] Emma
but if it's someone else,
you can get pretty reckless.
[07:57] Emma
But that's why you have me.
[08:00] Noir
Emma...
[08:01] Emma
I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
[08:04] Emma
We're the ultimate duo!
[08:07] Noir
Yeah.
[08:10] Noir
Thanks.
[08:15] Noir
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[08:17] Noir
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
[08:26] Emma
That password just sounds like
you expressing your life motto.
[08:29] Noir
It does almost sound like something I'd say.
[08:41] Noir
There's probably a monster in here.
[08:43] Noir
Let's head in carefully.
[08:58] Noir
It's locked.
[08:59] Emma
S-Something's coming!
[09:06] Dwarf A
Foul giants! Throw down your weapons!
[09:09] Noir
L-Let's just see how this goes.
[09:11] Emma
Got it.
[09:16] Dwarf A
We're starving! Give us food!
[09:18] Noir
O-Okay...
[09:19] Noir
Here.
SIGN Whoa! What's that?!
[09:25] Noir
This is my skill. I stored away
some food in a different dimension.
[09:29] Noir
These are called cookies.
[09:40] Dwarf A
I-It's so good!
SIGN What?
SIGN Give me a bite!
SIGN Gimme!
[09:48] Dwarf b
It's good!
[09:51] Dwarf C
It's good!
[09:54] Emma
Disgusting...
[09:58] Dwarf B
Woman, do something funny.
[10:01] Emma
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[10:03] Dwarf A
Oink like a pig.
[10:04] Dwarf A
Hurry up and do it!
[10:10] Emma
Okay...
[10:12] Emma
Oink, oink...
[10:14] Emma
Oink, oink...
[10:16] Emma
Oink, oink, oink...
[10:21] Dwarf A
That's not funny at all.
[10:24] Dwarf A
Why are you even alive?
[10:28] Dwarf A
Hey! Give us more!
[10:30] Noir
Yeah, sure. One sec.
[10:43] Dwarf B
My stomach!
[10:51] Emma
Noir, what did you do?
[10:52] Noir
I Got Creative, made the Poison skill,
and Bestowed it to them.
[10:55] Noir
Another result of the skills Master gave me.
[10:58] Emma
I see. That's great!
[11:07] Emma
You sure had a blast mocking me earlier.
[11:12] Dwarves
O-Oink!
[11:20] Emma
The next floor is the 15th, right?
[11:22] Noir
Yeah.
[11:23] Noir
There should be a hint
there on how to save Master.
[11:32] Noir
Wait, is this...
[11:39] Noir
Master?!
[11:42] Sign
Master?
[11:42] Olivia
1\an8}The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
[11:49] Emma
S-So this is Olivia?
[11:51] Noir
I-I'm not sure.
[11:55] Noir
I mean, it looks just like her.
[11:58] Noir
Master! Can you hear me?
[12:02] Noir
We can usually talk using telepathy...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Death Chains: Olivia Clone Lv.420
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
[12:09] Noir
These are the real Death Chains?!
[12:10] Emma
Wait, so this isn't her?
[12:12] Noir
Apparently, it sent information from
level 2 and created a copy of Master.
SIGN Free her without killing her and a path will appear
[12:23] Noir
It looks like our only choice is to free her.
[12:26] Emma
Leave this to me.
[12:29] Emma
Wind Strike!
[12:48] Fake Olivia
Hey, hey!
[12:49] Fake Olivia
Are you the ones who freed me?
[12:52] Fake Olivia
Thanks! I couldn't move on my own.
[12:56] Noir
Stop acting like Master!
[12:58] Fake Olivia
Huh? What are you talking about?
[13:01] Noir
I know you're the Death Chains!
[13:05] Fake Olivia
Aw, I guess you figured it out.
I'm totally shocked.
[13:09] Noir
If I defeat you, Master will be freed. Right?
[13:12] Fake Olivia
Who knows?
[13:14] Fake Olivia
But you know...
[13:16] Fake Olivia
I wanted to see how powerful I was, too.
[13:19] Emma
Noir!
[13:21] Noir
If this recreation isn't complete,
we have a chance.
[13:25] Noir
Stone Bullet 40!
[13:34] Emma
She's so strong!
[13:38] Fake Olivia
I guess it's my turn now.
[13:44] Emma
It's so hot!
[13:44] Noir
That's Fire Dragon Strike! Be careful!
[13:47] Fake Olivia
Take that!
[13:53] Noir
I-It's so persistent!
[13:57] Fake Olivia
I'm guessing you're about a
Grade B on Dual-Wielded Daggers.
[14:01] Fake Olivia
Not that you'll even be able
to scratch me with those.
[14:06] Noir
Emma!
[14:09] Noir
Are you okay?!
[14:10] Emma
I think so.
[14:12] Fake Olivia
Okay, get a room, you two.
[14:16] Fake olivia
You're pissing me off.
[14:18] Noir
O-Oh, no!
[14:28] Fake Olivia
Aw, they ran away.
[14:30] Fake Olivia
That's no fun.
[14:37] Noir
Emma, are you okay?
[14:38] Emma
I-I'm fine.
[14:40] Olivia
Hey, what the hell?!
[14:41] Olivia
You just show up outta nowhere
ready to make out?
[14:44] Noir
Master!
[14:45] Olivia
Noir, who's that girl?
How could you, when you have me?
[14:52] Noir
Emma, this one is the real Master!
[14:56] Emma
O-Oh, I see.
[14:58] Emma
They really do look alike.
[15:00] Noir
Master, this is my precious childhood
friend that I mentioned before.
[15:04] Noir
See, we were just on the 15th floor...
[15:07] Olivia
I see. So the Death Chains
made a copy of me.
[15:11] Noir
Yes. She was incredibly powerful.
[15:14] Emma
Olivia, this may be rude to ask you,
[15:17] Emma
but do you have any weaknesses?
[15:19] Emma
I figure if the fake is a copy of you,
her weaknesses are likely the same.
[15:23] Olivia
Emma, was it?
[15:26] Olivia
What's your bra size?
[15:28] Emma
Huh?
[15:29] Olivia
Yours are bigger than mine, huh?
[15:30] Olivia
So I won't tell you!
[15:32] Emma
Sh-She's really your master?
[15:35] Noir
Master, could you just tell us?
[15:39] Olivia
But I don't wanna...
[15:40] Noir
I'm sure even you must have faced
difficulties in some of your battles.
[15:45] Olivia
Maybe, maybe not. I think there were.
[15:50] Olivia
And I think it was when I was
fighting in your town, Noir.
[15:53] Noir
In my town?
[15:55] Olivia
Actually, why not just ignore that thing?
[15:58] Noir
Huh?
[15:59] Olivia
I'm happy that you're fighting for me,
but you should back down on this one.
[16:08] Noir
Why are you so nice to me, Master?
[16:12] Olivia
Hm?
[16:13] Noir
You gave me your very important set of skills,
and you give me useful information.
[16:18] Noir
I haven't actually done anything for you.
[16:21] Olivia
Well...
[16:31] Noir
Coming down here into
this dungeon and meeting you
[16:34] Noir
has greatly changed my life.
[16:37] Noir
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't
have been able to protect Emma.
[16:42] Noir
So... I'm going to defeat
that thing, no matter what.
[16:56] Noir
I'm going to check
Master's records tomorrow.
[17:00] Noir
Then we should be able to
determine the fake's weaknesses.
[17:05] Emma
One of my parents' friends is a historian.
I'll try talking to them.
[17:10] Noir
Sure.
[17:11] Noir
Thanks.
SIGN Opening Soon
[17:17] Lola
This is definitely the best!
[17:19] Lola
It'd look perfect on this wall right here!
[17:22] Luna
Yeah, no.
[17:23] Luna
And I don't think Noir would like
your painting staring at him all day.
[17:28] Lola
Noir and I have been destined
for each other since our past lives.
[17:31] Lola
I knew the moment we met!
[17:33] Luna
Yeah, that's a lie.
[17:35] Noir
Hey...
[17:36] Noir
I just got back.
[17:38] Lola
Noir!
[17:40] Luna
What's the matter? You look exhausted.
[17:44] Noir
Well, you see...
[17:46] Lola
Oh! You must be low on LP!
[17:49] Luna
In that case, leave it to us.
[17:51] Lola
I don't mind taking it all off for you, Noir.
[17:56] Noir
Maybe not right now...
[18:01] Lola
I just had a great idea.
[18:05] Lola
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[18:07] Lola
So I'll be in front and you can be in back,
whisper, whisper, whisper.
[18:12] Luna
I see.
[18:13] Noir
U-Um, what are you...
[18:19] Lola and Luna
Here!
[18:27] Lola
This is Lola and Luna's special
Pretty Girl Sandwich.
[18:34] Luna
Don't you just want to gobble us up?
[18:46] Noir
Olivia Servant.
[18:49] Noir
An extremely powerful adventurer who
uses mysterious skills against her enemies.
[18:55] Noir
When she came to this land,
she battled with the cleric Littorine,
[18:59] Noir
and though the battle was fierce, Olivia won.
[19:07] Noir
The cleric Littorine.
[19:09] Noir
She possesses the Sacrifice skill and
was able to torment Olivia Servant.
[19:15] Noir
This must be it!
[19:17] Noir
Sacrifice... That must be a pretty rare skill.
SIGN Sacrifice
SIGN LP needed:
SIGN By sacrificing skills learned, physical and magical abilities are
SIGN increased for a few minutes.
The higher the skill levels, the more powerful the user becomes.
[19:24] Noir
Sacrificing learned skills
to level up other abilities...
[19:27] Noir
It doesn't enhance the other abilities for long,
[19:29] Noir
and I'll probably have to do it on the spot.
[19:35] Noir
But this is the only way to deal with the fake.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir Stardia
SIGN LP.13700
SIGN LP. 3700
SIGN Get Creative and
create the skill
[19:47] Noir
I'd like to level up more
before I face them again.
[19:56] Noir
I-Is that...
[20:05] Fake Olivia
It's Noir Stardia!
[20:10] Noir
Wh-What are you doing here?!
[20:12] Fake Olivia
My job is to eliminate any intruders
that come to the 15th floor,
[20:17] Fake Olivia
but I don't really care about that anymore.
[20:20] Noir
She copied Master's personality,
so she's too uninhibited.
[20:25] Noir
That must be why she just followed
her desires and came here.
[20:29] Fake Olivia
So hey, why do you want to
save your master, anyway?
[20:33] Noir
Why wouldn't I?!
[20:35] Noir
Being stuck there for 200 years
is just too painful!
[20:38] Noir
I want Master to be free!
[20:40] Fake Olivia
Well, yeah. She's more than just bound there.
[20:42] Fake Olivia
The pain's pretty intense, too.
[20:46] Fake Olivia
I make her suffer excruciating pain regularly
[20:48] Fake Olivia
and collect information from how she reacts.
[20:51] Noir
B-But that's...
[20:53] Fake olivia
You mad? Aw, you're adorable!
[20:56] Noir
Screw you!
[21:00] Noir
I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,
and Night Vision to create...
[21:04] Noir
Sacrifice!
[21:07] Noir
I-Is this the effect of Sacrifice?
[21:10] Fake Olivia
Wait, isn't that skill—
[21:13] Noir
I can do this!
[21:20] Noir
You're mine!
[21:21] Fake Olivia
Damn, you're fast!
[21:22] Fake Olivia
Is that what you thought I'd say?
[21:29] Olivia
Huh? I felt Noir's consciousness just now...
[21:39] Noir
That wasn't a fatal blow...
[21:43] Noir
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
[21:49] Noir
Wh-What... My body...
[21:52] Fake Olivia
You need to use Discerning Eye!
[21:55] Fake Olivia
I Got Creative and made it!
[21:59] Noir
Wait...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
[22:03] Noir
Th-That sword... It has a lightning attribute?!
[22:08] Fake Olivia
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
[22:13] Olivia
Noir...
[22:16] Olivia
Don't go dying on me.
[22:27] Fake Olivia
I win!
[24:02] Noir
Next time, "A Battle I Can't Lose."
SIGN #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
SIGN Illustration: Hino Tomoyuki
E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose
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[00:02] Noir
I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,
and Night Vision to create...
[00:06] Noir
Sacrifice!
[00:10] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
Wait, isn't that skill—
[00:11] (Flashback) Noir
I can do this!
[00:18] (Flashback) Noir
You're mine!
[00:19] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
Damn, you're fast!
[00:20] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
Is that what you thought I'd say?
[00:32] (Flashback) Noir
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
[00:39] (Flashback) Noir
Wait...
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
[00:42] Noir
Th-That sword...
It has a lightning attribute?!
[00:48] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
[00:56] (Flashback) Fake Olivia
I win!
[01:01] Noir
Master...
[01:03] (Flashback) Olivia
Noir...
[01:05] (Flashback) Olivia
Don't go dying on me.
SIGN #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
[02:47] (Flashback) Young Man
Please be my master!
[02:50] (Flashback) Young Man
Please! I want to be your student!
SIGN 200 Years Ago
[02:59] Olivia
Wow, that must've taken a lot of guts.
[03:03] Olivia
But that's such a pain...
[03:07] (Flashback) Oliva
Yeah, nah. Run along now. Shoo, shoo.
[03:12] (Flashback) Young man
Please!
[03:13] Olivia
Aw, his cute, pristine face
is going to get dirty.
[03:18] Olivia
But still...
[03:20] (Flashback) Olivia
I'm terrible at teaching.
[03:24] (Flashback) Young man
Please reconsider!
[03:25] (Flashback) Young man
I'll do my best, even if it kills me!
[03:27] (Flashback) Olivia
Nope. Not happening.
[03:30] (Flashback) Olivia
End of story.
[03:47] (Flashback) Young man
Please make me your student!
[03:53] (Flashback) Young man
Please!
[03:58] (Flashback) Young man
Please!
[04:14] (Flashback) Olivia
Why are you so obsessed with this?
[04:18] (Flashback) Young man
I promised my childhood friend,
who passed away, that I'd become
[04:22] (Flashback) Young man
the best adventurer in the world.
[04:24] (Flashback) Young man
So I'm going to become the
best adventurer in the world,
[04:29] (Flashback) Young man
one whose name is known
even to the heavens.
[04:35] (Flashback) Olivia
Okay, then. I'll give you
a chance to be my student.
[04:39] (Flashback) Olivia
Attack me right now.
[04:41] (Flashback) Young man
Huh?
[04:42] (Flashback) Olivia
You can use any means. If you give
me so much as a scratch, you win.
[04:46] (Flashback) Young man
Wait, in the middle of the city?
[04:50] (Flashback) Olivia
You want to be the best in the world, right?
[04:59] (Flashback) Young man
Here I go!
[05:10] (Flashback) Olivia
You're terrible at lying, aren't you?
[05:14] (Flashback) Olivia
You hold your sword entirely too straight.
[05:16] (Flashback) Olivia
And...
[05:18] (Flashback) Olivia
Maybe it's none of my business,
[05:20] (Flashback) Olivia
but you should give up on
becoming an adventurer.
[05:29] Olivia
The boy just refused to give up.
[05:32] Olivia
Day after day... Every single day.
[05:37] (Flashback) Young man
Could you tell me about goblins?
[05:39] (Flashback) Olivia
Aw, but that's such a pain.
[05:42] (Flashback) Olivia
I'm sure even you'd be
able to take down a goblin.
[05:45] (Flashback) Olivia
But be careful with iron goblins.
[05:49] (Flashback) Olivia
Their flesh is super hard,
so go after their eyes instead.
[05:54] (Flashback) Young man
I see!
[05:57] Olivia
Even after a month had passed,
the boy showed up every day.
[06:02] (Flashback) Young man
I never thought of that!
You really are something, Master!
[06:06] (Flashback) Olivia
Seriously, stop calling me "Master."
[06:09] (Flashback) Young man
I'm pretty sure I won't be
able to use that method,
[06:10] (Flashback) Young man
so I'll just swing around my sword more.
[06:12] (Flashback) Young man
Thanks for all your valuable advice today!
[06:22] Olivia
Maybe becoming an actual mentor
might not be such a bad thing.
[06:31] (Flashback) Olivia
Barkeep, I'll take the usual.
[06:34] (Flashback) Barkeep
Olivia, should you be here right now?
[06:37] (Flashback) Olivia
What do you mean?
[06:40] (Flashback) Barkeep
Well, your student...
[06:41] (Flashback) Olivia
What are you talking about?
[06:43] (Flashback) Barkeep
You haven't heard? Well, he...
[06:53] (Flashback) Girl's Father
My daughter was attacked by
a monster, and he saved her.
[06:58] (Flashback) Girl's Father
By the time I had gotten back
with the guards, it was too late.
[07:02] (Flashback) Girl's Father
The monster was the rare iron goblin.
[07:07] (Flashback) Girl's Father
He stabbed the monster's eye with
his sword so my daughter could escape.
[07:17] Olivia
His pristine skin...
[07:19] Olivia
Such a beautiful face.
[07:22] Olivia
A face as sweet and calm as the moon.
[07:28] Olivia
What if I had taught him properly?
[07:32] Olivia
What if I had actually become his master
and Bestowed skills upon him?
[07:41] Olivia
If I had chosen a different yesterday,
[07:45] Olivia
then a different tomorrow would have...
[07:58] Olivia
What awaited me after that
was 200 years of being alone.
[08:05] Olivia
But then, one day...
[08:09] (Flashback) Noir
U-Um... You are alive, right?
[08:18] Olivia
Noir, you looked remarkably like that boy.
[08:25] Olivia
I may have given you those skills
just to make myself feel better.
[08:29] Olivia
It won't change the past,
and the regrets remain.
[08:33] Olivia
But...
[08:36] Olivia
Noir, please... Let me see
your smiling face again.
[08:46] Noir
Master...
[08:48] Noir
Damn it. My body still won't move.
[08:51] Noir
The effects of Sacrifice are gone now, too.
[08:54] Fake Olivia
Aw, aren't you going to plead for your life?
[08:57] Noir
L-Like I'd ever do that!
[08:59] Fake Olivia
Oh, really? In that case...
[09:01] Fake Olivia
Bye-bye!
[09:04] Emma
Run Like the Wind!
[09:13] Fake Olivia
Ow! What's the big idea?
[09:17] Emma
Leave Noir alone!
[09:20] Noir
Emma, what are you...
[09:22] Emma
I was looking for you.
[09:24] Emma
I figured we could come up with
a plan to face that fake together.
[09:28] Emma
And...
[09:32] Lola
You're one of my adventurers, Noir.
[09:34] Lola
You're my precious partner.
[09:39] Luna
I want to use these powers for others.
[09:46] Leila
Noir is my rival and friend.
I can't let him do this alone!
[09:51] Emma
All right, everyone!
[09:54] Emma
Let's do this together!
[09:56] Lola; Luna; Leila
Yeah!
[09:57] Fake Olivia
Oh? Look at all your cute little friends.
[10:02] Noir
I appreciate the concern,
but she's too powerful.
[10:06] Emma
Everyone's grateful to you, Noir.
You're always helping us out.
[10:11] Lola
I became the top receptionist
because of you, Noir.
[10:17] Luna
I was all alone, and you let me join your party.
[10:21] Leila
We captured those phantom thieves together!
[10:24] Emma
So... at least let us repay you a little.
[10:28] Emma
You doofus.
[10:31] Noir
Everyone...
[10:33] Fake Olivia
Well, aren't you popular, Noir? I'm so jealous!
[10:38] Emma
She really...
[10:39] Lola
...pisses me off.
[10:41] Leila
Let's knock down...
[10:42] Luna
...that confidence by a few notches!
[10:46] Fake olivia
Hey, you've got a gun?!
[10:49] Leila
Demon Fist!
[10:55] Emma
Wind Strike!
[11:07] Noir
Emma!
[11:10] Noir
I-I still haven't recovered?!
[11:13] Noir
Is it because it was a skill attack?
[11:17] Fake Olivia
Guess I'll have to teach you
what happens when you butt in.
[11:21] Lola
The one who's... going to
defeat my rival in love...
[11:25] Lola
is me!
[11:31] Emma
Lola!
[11:32] Fake Olivia
Yikes, talk about the strength of a gorilla.
[11:35] Lola
Who're you calling a gorilla?!
[11:44] Noir
L-Lola! If you do that too
much, the bridge will—
[11:48] Lola
Oh, my. I lost my composure.
[11:51] Fake Olivia
It's no use acting all meek and adorable now!
[11:57] Noir
Luna! Please heal Emma and Lola!
[12:01] Luna
Understood.
[12:05] Noir
Touching that sword is bad news.
[12:08] Noir
I'll have to use Editor and...
SIGN
[12:11] Noir
Destroy!
[12:14] Fake Olivia
Hey, what's wrong?
[12:17] Noir
Leila! Now!
[12:19] Leila
I'm on it!
[12:21] Leila
Demon Fist!
[12:27] Noir
Yes!
[12:29] Leila
Now I've got you!
[12:31] Fake Olivia
That was a pretty fiery attack!
Right back atcha!
[12:49] Leila
I'm sorry, Noir...
[12:52] Noir
Leila! We have to heal her quickly!
[12:59] Noir
L-Luna!
[13:01] Luna
I... I suddenly feel feverish...
SIGN Luna Heela
SIGN
Temperature +5
[13:07] Noir
I-Is she doing this?!
[13:10] Noir
But when?
[13:13] Luna
N-Noir... I'm sorry.
[13:18] Noir
Luna!
[13:20] Noir
And...
[13:25] Noir
She did it to Emma, too!
But when did she...
SIGN Temperature +5
SIGN Emma Brightness
[13:29] Noir
Everyone...
[13:33] Fake Olivia
Aw, you're all alone again.
[13:41] All
The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[13:49] Noir
She doesn't have any weapons.
[13:52] Noir
I have a better chance fighting up close!
[14:04] Noir
My legs!
[14:13] Noir
Wh-What's going on? Something's wrong!
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l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Noir Stardia
SIGN
Movements and reactions become slower
[14:17] Noir
This is...
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[14:22] Noir
Stone Bullet 40!
[14:32] Fake Olivia
Clumsy boy!
[14:33] Noir
Sh-She messed with my skills again?
SIGN Stone Bullet
SIGN Create and fire a stone
from around 10~100 centimeters
by using LP.
SIGN After that, the stone comes back to you.
[14:39] Noir
She made it worse?!
[14:42] Fake olivia
Did you figure it out?
[14:43] Noir
Sh-She's unbelievable...
[14:45] Noir
She's way more perceptive than I am,
her instincts are insane,
[14:49] Noir
and she's way better
at using skills than I am.
[14:52] Fake olivia
Why don't you just give up?
[14:54] Fake olivia
I mean, you can still survive,
albeit pathetically.
[15:01] Noir
I'm not afraid of living pathetically.
[15:04] Noir
Being born to a baronet family,
I'm basically destined for a pathetic life.
[15:08] Fake Olivia
Then why not run away?
I don't mind looking away for a sec.
[15:14] Noir
No matter how pathetic my life is...
[15:17] Noir
As long as I try, I can change!
[15:23] Noir
I learned that after I met Master!
[15:27] Noir
And that's why... I'm going to save Master!
[15:33] Noir
I don't have time to think
about the outcome anymore!
[15:38] Noir
I'm going to give up everything Master
gave me except Get Creative,
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l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
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SIGN Noir Stardia
[15:43] Noir
Editor, and Bestow...
SIGN Skills
Skills
[15:46] Noir
and use Sacrifice!
SIGN Sacrifice
[16:12] Noir
It's hard!
[16:14] Fake Olivia
Don't underestimate me...
[16:16] Fake Olivia
you little brat!
[16:34] Fake Olivia
I'll engulf you in flames
until there's nothing left!
[16:37] Fake olivia
You and your silly feelings
toward your master!
[16:48] Noir
Sh-She still has this much power left?
[16:52] Noir
She's way too strong!
[16:54] Fake Olivia
Die!
[17:06] Noir
But I have to...
[17:08] Noir
I just have to do this!
[17:44] Fake Olivia
I-I'll...
[17:46] Fake Olivia
I'll curse y—
[17:54] Noir
Curse me all you want.
[17:57] Noir
I have friends who can lift them!
[18:02] Emma
Noir!
[18:05] Luna
Y-You defeated her!
[18:08] Leila
Well done.
[18:09] Noir
I-It's all thanks to you guys.
SIGN Noir Stardia
[18:12] Noir
But I think... I used up too much LP.
[18:16] Lola
Noir...
[18:17] Luna
Don't worry.
[18:19] Leila
I-If that's the case...
[18:21] Emma
Just leave it to us.
[18:31] Noir
Wh-Whoa...
[18:34] Noir
Th-Thanks, everyone.
SIGN Noir Stardia
[18:40] Noir
And so, after defeating the Death Chains,
I went to see Master.
[18:56] Noir
There you are.
[18:59] Olivia
Noir, I'm free now.
[19:05] Noir
Master...
[19:21] Olivia
Thank you. You worked so hard.
[19:28] Noir
Master...
[19:29] Olivia
Now, now. You're ruining
that adorable face of yours.
[19:34] Noir
You must've been hurting for so long...
[19:38] Noir
Why didn't you tell me?
[19:40] Noir
Is it because I'm so unreliable?
[19:43] Olivia
You're just such a sweetheart.
I didn't want you to push yourself.
[19:47] Noir
But...
[19:48] Olivia
But apparently, you're much stronger
and braver than I thought you were.
[19:53] Olivia
You're gonna make me fall for you.
[19:55] Noir
Th-There you go,
treating me like a kid again.
[19:58] Olivia
Aw, I wouldn't say that.
[20:02] Noir
Stop playing with my face, please!
[20:04] Olivia
But I've been waiting so long to touch it!
[20:08] Noir
Just a little bit, then...
[20:12] Olivia
If you hadn't shown up that day,
I would still be stuck in that room.
[20:19] Olivia
I might've spent an eternity in there.
[20:23] Noir
Well, my life changed so much
because I met you, Master.
[20:30] Noir
I'm very grateful.
[20:38] Olivia
Noir, thank you so much.
[20:41] Noir
That's my line, Master.
[20:52] Olivia
Squeeze!
[20:53] Noir
Master, that hurts! Let go!
[20:56] Olivia
Nope! Don't wanna!
[21:05] Noir's Dad
Now, if I gamble these earnings at a casino...
[21:11] Noir's Dad
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[21:13] Alice
Brother Dearest, are these new?
[21:16] Noir
Yeah, my friend helped me acquire them.
[21:21] Dryade
Nory, I hope you come see me again.
[21:28] Elena
So in conclusion,
becoming a hero is no small feat.
[21:32] Elena
You'll need to train not only
your body, but your mind, as well.
[21:38] Elena
Make sure you don't slack off!
[21:40] Students
Yes, ma'am!
[21:42] Leila
You need to put all of your
weight into your fists.
[21:47] Leila
You go like this... then this!
[21:51] Noir
This move... sure is powerful!
[21:57] Lola
Noir.
[21:58] Lola
You need more LP, right?
[22:00] Lola
Well, in that case...
[22:04] Noir
Wha—
[22:05] Lola
Well? How's that?
[22:09] Luna
Ah, Noir. You must need LP.
[22:12] Luna
In that case...
[22:13] Noir
Wh-Wha—
[22:14] Luna
Mine are pretty big, too.
[22:17] Leila
Are you some kind of womanizer, Noir?
[22:23] Emma
Hey, I saw that!
[22:26] Emma
If you want more LP,
you should talk to me first.
[22:39] Alice
Oh, I see.
[22:42] Alice
So we're fighting to the death
over Brother Dearest.
[22:46] Alice
I'll be happy to join in.
[22:57] Olivia
Did you get back all the skills
you used for Sacrifice?
[23:00] Noir
No, not completely.
[23:03] Noir
I'm going to slowly build my LP back up
and create them using Get Creative.
[23:06] Olivia
Way to go, Noir!
[23:08] Olivia
I bet you're doing all kinds
of things with those girls.
[23:13] Noir
M-More importantly, are we
going to go past the 15th floor?
[23:15] Olivia
Yeah. when I was captured by the
Death Chains, I heard its thoughts.
SIGN Free her without killing her and a path will appear
[23:21] Olivia
If we break that stone monument,
there should be stairs under it.
[23:25] Olivia
I don't know how many floors this thing has,
[23:28] Olivia
but if you can get to floor 100,
you might become as powerful as me.
[23:32] Noir
Right!
[23:34] Noir
Please wait for me.
[23:38] Olivia
Look at you, all confident.
[23:40] Noir
Well, I am your student.
[23:42] Olivia
Excellent.
[23:49] Noir
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
[23:51] Noir
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
SIGN Illustration: Takehana Note