# Season 1
# E1 - Powerful Skill Set
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQD840/powerful-skill-set)
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**[00:09] Narrator**
This world is filled with dungeons.
**[00:24] Narrator**
It is said that some of them even have
perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers.
**[00:31] Narrator**
Undiscovered.
**[00:32] Narrator**
Untrodden.
**[00:33] Narrator**
Unreachable.
**[00:35] Narrator**
People called these places rich in mystery...
**[00:40] Narrator**
hidden dungeons!
**[00:51] Olivia**
Welcome...
**[00:56] Olivia**
Come forth, brave one.
**[01:01] Olivia**
I await you on the second floor.
**[01:14] Olivia**
This way.
**[01:24] Olivia**
This way.
***SIGN*** #01 "Powerful Skill Set"
**[01:52] Noir**
* I, Noir Stardia,*
* am the third son of a noble.*
**[01:56] Noir**
* After graduating from the*
* Jastal Preparatory School,*
**[01:59] Noir**
* I decided to pursue a career*
* instead of higher education.*
**[02:05] Noir**
* Today was supposed to be*
* my first day on the job, but...*
**[02:11] Noir**
Father? Mother? What's wrong?
**[02:14] Father**
Well, that library you're
supposed to work at...
**[02:18] Noir**
Yes, today's my first day.
**[02:20] Father**
Actually, the viscount's son interfered,
**[02:24] Father**
and you won't be able to work there after all.
**[02:26] Noir**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Aristocratic Society
**[02:30] Noir**
* We may be nobles, but the Stardia*
* family only held a baronetcy.*
***SIGN*** Baronet
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Marquess
***SIGN*** Duke
**[02:34] Sign**
Librarian
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Viscount
**[02:36] Noir**
* We're just poor nobles who stand no*
* chance against anyone ranked higher.*
**[02:42] Noir**
Father, please raise your head.
**[02:45] Noir**
I absolutely deplore you...
I mean, adore you, Father.
**[02:48] Noir's Father**
You totally meant the first part!
**[02:51] Noir**
But I guess the real question is...
what do I do now?
**[02:54] Noir**
You shitty father... I mean, Father.
**[02:57] Noir's Father**
You didn't even hesitate that time!
I felt that malice!
**[03:00] Noir's Father**
I feel your anger, my son!
**[03:03] Alice**
I will not accept this!
**[03:05] Alice**
Who is this fiend who took
my dearest brother's position?
**[03:08] Alice**
I will go talk to them personally!
**[03:09] Noir**
Alice, I appreciate it, but we're
talking about the son of a viscount.
**[03:15] Noir's Father**
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
**[03:17] Alice**
But... that's simply not fair,
my dear brother!
**[03:20] Alice**
I know! Why not take the exam
for the Hero Academy?
**[03:25] Noir**
The Hero Academy, eh?
**[03:28] Noir**
* Those who graduate from the Hero Academy*
* can become monster hunters or royal knights.*
**[03:33] Noir**
*Basically, you're set for life if you make it there.*
**[03:38] Noir**
I'd never pass.
**[03:40] Alice**
You should at least try!
**[03:42] Alice**
If you don't make it,
I'll take care of you myself!
**[03:45] Noir**
Th-Thanks...
**[03:51] Emma**
Noir!
**[03:56] Emma**
Hey!
**[03:59] Emma**
Morning!
**[04:00] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[04:02] Noir**
*This is Emma Brightness.*
**[04:05] Noir**
* She was born into a barony,*
* meaning her family is wealthy,*
**[04:08] Noir**
*but our parents are friends,*
**[04:10] Noir**
*and she's been my friend since we were kids.*
**[04:12] Emma**
We're both going to be
librarians starting today!
**[04:15] Emma**
Let us do our best!
**[04:17] Noir**
Actually, about that, Emma...
**[04:20] Emma**
What?!
**[04:22] Emma**
Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian?
**[04:26] Noir**
No...
**[04:28] Emma**
But...
**[04:31] Noir**
Y-You're that disappointed?
**[04:33] Emma**
Well, I mean...
**[04:34] Emma**
I had some really good news!
**[04:38] Emma**
About your skill.
**[04:40] Noir**
Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill?
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skill
**[04:43] Noir**
*The Great Sage skill
is my one and only skill.*
***SIGN*** Tells the user everything about the world
(even the unexplained).
**[04:46] Noir**
*It tells me everything about the world.*
**[04:49] Noir**
*It's a pretty rare skill.*
**[04:51] Noir**
* My parents jumped for joy when they*
* had my skill appraised at the church.*
**[04:51] (Flashback) Dad**
Fantastic, my son!
**[04:53] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, how wonderful!
**[04:56] Noir**
*But...*
**[04:58] Noir**
*I can't use the Great Sage skill.*
***SIGN*** Q: What's tomorrow's
weather forecast?
**[05:01] Noir**
*Well, actually, I can...*
***SIGN*** A: It'll be sunny!
**[05:03] Noir**
*But every time I use it,*
**[05:05] Noir**
* I'm plagued with a headache*
* so bad that I wish for death.*
**[05:08] Noir**
*Which is why I don't use it.*
**[05:11] Emma**
I just happened to be going through
the ancient texts yesterday,
**[05:15] Emma**
and I found this passage...
**[05:17] Emma**
"Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin,
was plagued with terrible headaches,
**[05:22] Emma**
he demanded kisses from his wives."
**[05:26] Noir**
Why, though?
**[05:28] Emma**
They must've been effective
against his headaches! Duh!
**[05:32] Noir**
What?
**[05:33] Emma**
Th-That makes sense, doesn't it?
**[05:37] Noir**
Actually, you might have a point.
**[05:41] Emma**
D-Do you want to give it a try?
**[05:44] Noir**
Are you sure?
**[05:45] Emma**
W-W-Well, who else are
you going to try that with?!
**[05:48] Emma**
It's just a kiss! And we've known
each other forever...
**[05:51] Emma**
And we're totally adults!
**[05:55] Noir**
In that case...
**[05:56] Emma**
Huh?!
**[06:01] Emma**
W-Wait.
**[06:03] Emma**
Let's find a better spot...
**[06:13] Emma**
Y-You can go ahead.
**[06:19] Noir**
I hope you're ready.
**[06:38] Emma**
You can do it!
**[06:43] Noir**
*Answer my query, Great Sage.*
**[06:48] Great Sage**
As you wish.
**[06:50] Noir**
* I want to become stronger so I can pass*
* the exam for the Hero Academy.*
**[06:53] Noir**
* What's the most efficient way*
* to become stronger?*
**[06:56] Great Sage**
Explore a hidden dungeon.
**[06:58] Noir**
*A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one?*
**[07:02] Great Sage**
There lies a cave 15,000 meters
southwest of here.
**[07:06] Great Sage**
Activate the switch in the wall,
and you will find the Infinite Labyrin—
**[07:12] Noir**
My head's killing me!
**[07:14] Emma**
Should we kiss again?
**[07:15] Noir**
Yes, please!
**[07:25] Noir**
*My headache's fading...*
**[07:40] Emma**
Does... your head still hurt?
**[07:43] Noir**
Yeah.
**[07:52] Noir**
*I've got all the right gear.*
**[07:54] Noir**
*I even borrowed a sword from Father.*
**[08:05] Noir**
Is this where the switch is?
**[08:22] Great Sage**
You will need a spell to open the door.
**[08:25] Great sage**
And that spell is...
**[08:29] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[08:32] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[08:50] Olivia**
This way.
**[09:12] Noir**
U-Um... You are alive, right?
**[09:16] Olivia**
Touch my head.
**[09:24] Olivia**
I am Olivia Servant!
**[09:24] Sign**
I am Olivia Servant
a totally super-awesome adventurer
**[09:26] Olivia**
A totally super-awesome adventurer!
**[09:29] Olivia**
You see, I happened to stumble upon
this hidden dungeon on one of my walks.
**[09:33] Olivia**
I figured out how to get in all by myself.
**[09:36] Olivia**
I ran into a monster on the second floor
and decimated it in two seconds.
**[09:40] Olivia**
Things were going peachy,
**[09:43] Olivia**
but then a trap activated.
**[09:47] Olivia**
I've been tied up in here
for 200 years since then.
**[09:50] Noir**
For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right—
**[09:52] Olivia**
Nope, hold it. These are special
chains called Death Chains.
**[09:56] Olivia**
Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia.
**[09:59] Noir**
Huh? Then why did you call me here?
**[10:02] Olivia**
I've been looking for someone to talk to.
**[10:04] Olivia**
I figured no one would ever hear me,
but you actually showed up!
**[10:09] Olivia**
You have *no* idea how long
I've been waiting for this moment!
**[10:14] Olivia**
Anyway, you must have real potential,
considering you found this dungeon.
**[10:19] Olivia**
What's your name?
**[10:20] Noir**
It's Noir Stardia.
**[10:22] Olivia**
Noir, eh?
**[10:24] Olivia**
So what brought you here, anyway?
**[10:26] Noir**
Well...
**[10:30] Olivia**
Right. I got you.
**[10:33] Olivia**
But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this!
**[10:36] Olivia**
"The super-hot babe Olivia
is sealed away in B2!"
**[10:40] Noir**
Nope. He didn't say a word about you.
**[10:42] Olivia**
Well, whatever.
So you wanna get stronger, right?
**[10:46] Olivia**
Then you can have my skills.
**[10:49] Noir**
Huh?
**[10:50] Olivia**
Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon...
**[10:52] Olivia**
So just tap your forehead against mine.
**[10:55] Noir**
L-Like this?
**[11:01] Olivia**
Dun dun da-dun!
**[11:03] Olivia**
You've quite literally got skills,
Noir. Mine, that is.
**[11:07] Olivia**
Now I can die without any regrets.
**[11:11] Noir**
Wait! You can't just die now!
**[11:13] Olivia**
Pfft. Like I'd actually die.
**[11:15] Olivia**
You can address me as "Master" from now on.
**[11:19] Olivia**
Now, I'll give you a simple
rundown of my skills.
**[11:23] Olivia**
The Get Creative skill.
**[11:24] Olivia**
You can create pretty much any
skill your mind can think of.
**[11:28] Olivia**
The Bestow skill.
**[11:30] Olivia**
You can give the skills you've
created to other people or objects.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir
***SIGN*** Wings
**[11:34] Olivia**
The Editor skill.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir
***SIGN*** Wings
**[11:36] Olivia**
You can edit the skills you've
given to yourself or others.
***SIGN*** ————
***SIGN*** ————
**[11:40] Noir**
So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor.
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Get Creative
***SIGN*** Bestow
***SIGN*** Editor
**[11:43] Noir**
Depending on how I use these, I can
create insanely powerful attacks.
**[11:47] Olivia**
But be careful.
**[11:49] Olivia**
To use any of these skills,
you need life points, or LP.
***SIGN*** Life Points
**[11:53] Olivia**
The stronger the skill,
the more LP it consumes,
***SIGN*** Slow
***SIGN*** Fast
**[11:57] Olivia**
so make sure you use LP
Conversion when that happens.
***SIGN*** LP Conversion
**[12:00] Noir**
LP Conversion?
**[12:02] Olivia**
If you do something that feels good,
your satisfaction gets turned into LP.
**[12:07] Noir**
Huh?
**[12:08] Olivia**
For example, fulfilling your sexual desires.
**[12:10] Olivia**
Getting close with a charming
person of the opposite sex.
**[12:13] Olivia**
Then there's hunger.
**[12:14] Olivia**
Eating delicious foods and savoring
delicacies are both effective.
**[12:17] Olivia**
Finally, the desire for worldly things.
**[12:19] Olivia**
Earn that dough and spend it
like there's no tomorrow.
**[12:22] Noir**
S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist.
**[12:25] Olivia**
Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die.
**[12:29] Noir**
*Maybe tell me that first.*
**[12:31] Olivia**
How much LP do you have right now?
**[12:33] Olivia**
Concentrate.
**[12:35] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[12:37] Noir**
Five hundred fifty.
**[12:39] Olivia**
Five hundred fifty, eh?
Why don't you give Get Creative a shot?
**[12:43] Noir**
All right. Here I go.
**[12:49] Golden Slime**
Jiggle.
**[12:50] Golden Slime**
Jiggle.
**[12:52] Noir**
Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill.
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.550
***SIGN*** Skills
Skill
Skill
**[13:03] Golden Slime**
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
**[13:05] Noir**
* Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust*
* in the air in front of my hand...*
**[13:10] Noir**
*and fires it!*
**[13:14] Noir**
I-I beat it...
**[13:17] Noir**
But I'm kinda tired now.
**[13:20] Noir**
I'm going to have to figure out how
to rake in that LP from now on.
**[13:24] Noir**
But for today...
**[13:30] Alice**
Oh, Big Brother!
**[13:33] Alice**
Is my lap a comferble...
a comfortable pillow for you?
**[13:38] Noir**
Man, I feel alive again.
**[13:41] Noir**
Can I get a goodnight hug, too?
**[13:44] Alice**
Huh?!
**[13:45] Noir**
I'm so blessed to have such
a cute, kind little sister!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[13:54] Alice**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[14:01] Emma**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
**[14:05] Noir**
S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
**[14:08] Emma**
No, it's fine. What did
you want to talk about?
**[14:11] Noir**
I have a favor to ask.
**[14:13] Noir**
Also, you seem a bit different today.
**[14:15] Emma**
Y-You think so?
**[14:18] Noir**
You're usually more reserved.
**[14:20] Emma**
Well, everyone's always staring at my chest!
**[14:23] Emma**
Of course I'd want to hide it.
**[14:25] Noir**
I'm not sure if that outfit is helping...
**[14:28] Emma**
Well, that's because today's
supposed to be special!
**[14:30] Emma**
Noir, you doofus.
**[14:32] Noir**
Sorry! I was just worried.
**[14:34] Noir**
I've known you forever,
and you're important to me.
**[14:36] Emma**
Just saying that I'm important
to you isn't enough!
**[14:40] Noir**
Th-Then... can I hug you?
**[14:44] Emma**
Sure...
**[14:47] Noir**
Okay... here I go.
**[14:51] Noir**
Your scent is so calming.
**[14:55] Noir**
Not to mention...
**[14:56] Sign**
Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** A few hours prior
**[15:01] (Flashback) Noir**
So, Olivia...
**[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
You hear somethin'?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Noir**
M-Master...
**[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia**
Yes?
**[15:09] (Flashback) Noir**
I was hoping I could make
a skill that would help me
**[15:12] (Flashback) Noir**
with the Hero Academy exam.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Olivia**
This calls for cheating!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Noir**
You're awful, you know that?
**[15:17] (Flashback) Olivia**
And you're too much of a goody two shoes.
**[15:19] (Flashback) Olivia**
That's exactly why they took your job.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Olivia**
It takes 300 LP to use,
but I've got just the skill for you.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Olivia**
You interested?
**[15:28] (Flashback) Noir**
Yes, please!
**[15:30] (Flashback) Olivia**
In that case...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Discerning Eye
***SIGN*** Have a peek into
information about any
living creature or object.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Olivia**
The skill that grants you a peek
into any kind of information:
**[15:35] (Flashback) Olivia**
The Discerning Eye!
**[15:37] (Flashback) Olivia**
With this, you're good to go on your exam!
**[15:40] Noir**
Thanks, Emma.
**[15:42] Emma**
It's fine. This is basically a greeting.
**[15:45] Noir**
* Okay, now to Get Creative and*
* create the Discerning Eye skill.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.950
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skill
Skill
Skill
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.650
**[15:53] Noir**
*Let's try it out.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness Lv.17
***SIGN*** Species
Occupation
Skills
***SIGN***
**[15:57] Noir**
*I see it!*
**[15:58] Noir**
*This means I'll pass for sure!*
**[16:00] Noir**
*I need to make sure I thank Emma properly.*
**[16:03] Emma**
Man, my shoulders are so stiff.
**[16:06] Emma**
My chest is way too heavy.
**[16:08] Noir**
*All right!*
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** Small Boobs
**[16:09] Noir**
* I'll use Get Creative and*
* give Emma Small Boobs.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[16:12] Noir**
*I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but...*
***SIGN*** Needed to Get Creative LP.30
Needed to Bestow to Emma LP.50
**[16:15] Noir**
There!
**[16:27] Emma**
Wh-What just happened?!
**[16:29] Emma**
Wh-What? Why?!
**[16:32] Noir**
Now your shoulders won't be so stiff.
**[16:35] Noir**
Don't worry, plenty of people
love small boobs. Isn't that great?
**[16:37] Emma**
Are you being serious right now?
**[16:39] Noir**
Yup!
**[16:40] Noir**
Though I definitely prefer them big.
**[16:42] Emma**
Gimme back my boobs, you doofus!
**[16:46] Noir**
* I ended up having to use Editor*
* to give her boobs back.*
**[16:50] Noir**
*Talk about a waste of LP.*
***SIGN*** Hero Academy The Day of the Exam
**[16:55] Male Noble 1**
Feeling confident?
**[16:56] Male Noble 2**
But of course.
**[16:57] Noir**
*Barons and viscounts...*
**[16:59] Noir**
* They're totally different*
* from a baronet like me.*
**[17:03] Director**
We will now begin the entrance exam.
**[17:06] Director**
Your task is to collect raw
materials from monsters.
**[17:09] Director**
You'll be judged on how much you bring
in and how rare the materials are.
**[17:12] Director**
This will be a team effort in which
you split up into groups of three.
**[17:16] Director**
Return empty-handed, and you fail!
**[17:18] Director**
That is all!
**[17:19] Examinee 3**
We have to make a team?
**[17:21] Examinee 4**
No one told us that before.
**[17:22] Examinee 5**
I'd better hurry up and find people.
**[17:25] Noir**
E-Excuse me. Would you like to...
**[17:27] Examinee 6**
Hm? You reek of baronet stench.
**[17:36] Noir**
Um...
**[17:38] Examinee 7**
Yeah, I don't associate with trash.
**[17:43] Noir**
*Trash, huh?*
**[17:49] Emma**
Hey, wanna team up?
**[17:51] Emma**
Heya, Noir!
**[17:53] Noir**
E-Emma? What are you doing here?
**[17:56] Noir**
What about your librarian job?
**[17:58] Emma**
I quit. I figured I'd give the
Hero Academy a shot, too.
**[18:02] Noir**
I-I can't believe you quit that easily...
**[18:05] Emma**
Well, I didn't get to be with you.
**[18:07] Noir**
Huh?
**[18:08] Emma**
Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up.
**[18:13] Lenore**
Hey, want to team up?
**[18:16] Lenore**
I'm Lenore Bludon.
**[18:18] Lenore**
You don't need to be formal with me.
The more casual, the better.
**[18:22] Emma**
I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore.
**[18:25] Lenore**
Brightness? Ah, a barony.
**[18:29] Noir**
I'm Noir Stardia.
**[18:31] Lenore**
I didn't ask for your name.
**[18:34] Lenore**
Why would I bother remembering
the name of a baronet?
**[18:37] Noir**
Huh?
**[18:38] Director**
Now, then...
**[18:39] Director**
Gather as many materials
as you can by noon tomorrow.
**[18:44] Director**
You can obtain them in any way you'd like.
**[18:46] Director**
Begin!
**[18:47] Examinee 8**
The marketplace!
**[18:48] Examinee 9**
I'm buying everything!
**[18:49] Emma**
Y-You can buy the materials, too?
**[18:52] Noir**
I guess so. He never said you had to
actually defeat any monsters, so...
**[18:56] Lenore**
Let's split up.
**[18:59] Lenore**
Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom
of the Aristocratic Food Chain.
**[19:04] Emma**
I guess the rich definitely
have the upper hand.
**[19:07] Noir**
Yeah...
**[19:08] Emma**
What are you going to do, Noir?
**[19:10] Emma**
If you're going to hunt for your
materials, I'll come with you.
**[19:13] Noir**
No, you wait here, Emma.
**[19:16] Noir**
I have an idea.
**[19:19] Noir**
* I was sure there'd be plenty of rare*
* monsters in a hidden dungeon.*
**[19:22] Noir**
* And that's why I came to*
* the third floor, but...*
**[19:27] Noir**
Are you serious right now?!
**[19:30] Noir**
*I'm still level 23...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Dead Reaper Lv.99
***SIGN*** Skill
Skill Any damage dealt to its enemy with the
Skill Scythe means Instant Death. Effect cannot
Skill be avoided without specific resistance.
**[19:33] Noir**
*Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me,
it's an insta-death for me.*
**[19:47] Noir**
* I-If I use my Editor skill and*
* delete its Instant Death attack...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN*** LP needed to delete: 4000
**[19:53] Noir**
*Nope! I'd literally die eight times!*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[19:59] Noir**
* I created the skill Heavy*
* and Bestowed it on the Reaper.*
**[20:02] Noir**
*I managed to stop it for now,*
**[20:04] Noir**
*but that instantly cost me 200 LP...*
**[20:10] Noir**
*I feel so weak...*
**[20:13] Noir**
* I lost so much LP, I can actually*
* feel my life draining away...*
**[20:17] Noir**
*But... I have to do this...*
**[20:19] Noir**
*There's no other way!*
**[20:28] Noir**
*I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make
the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters!*
**[20:28] Sign**
Noir Stardia
**[20:28] Sign**
Stone Bullet
**[20:35] Noir**
You know, you seem a bit thin.
Have you been eating properly?
**[20:38] Noir**
Here. This should fill you up!
**[20:43] Noir**
Stone Bullet 100!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[20:56] Noir**
I-I'm exhausted...
**[21:03] Director**
And now I will announce the top three
teams from the entrance exam results.
**[21:08] Lenore**
He hasn't called our team at all.
**[21:12] Noir**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:14] Director**
In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points.
**[21:21] Director**
In second place, Team Elizabeth
with 11,550 points.
**[21:26] Lenore**
H-He still hasn't called us.
**[21:28] Emma**
Maybe we didn't even rank...
**[21:30] Noir**
*W-We should be okay.*
**[21:33] Noir**
*I mean, Master said...*
**[21:35] (Flashback) Noir**
It wouldn't be weird if I brought
this to the exam, right?
**[21:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Nah.
**[21:40] (Flashback) Olivia**
It's better than bringing a golden slime,
which doesn't exist on this continent.
**[21:43] (Flashback) Olivia**
They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine.
**[21:46] Noir**
*B-But... if he doesn't call us...*
**[21:52] Director**
And in first place...
**[21:56] Director**
Team Lenore with 128,000 points!
**[22:01] Emma**
O-One hundred and twenty...
**[22:03] Noir**
...eight thousand...
**[22:05] Director**
They had the skull of the extremely
diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials.
**[22:09] Director**
This means they pass and
rewrite history with that score.
**[22:12] Noir**
* Wh-What were you saying*
* about this being a grunt, Master?*
**[22:16] Olivia**
Whoops, my bad.
**[22:19] Olivia**
A Dead Reaper is nothing to me,
**[22:22] Olivia**
but I guess a student hunting
them would be a miracle.
**[22:25] Olivia**
Well, whatever.
**[22:29] Noir**
* And so, I safely passed the exam*
* for the Hero Academy.*
**[22:33] Noir**
* My family was ecstatic, and this*
* brightened everyone's moods.*
**[22:37] Noir**
*That is, until we saw the enrollment fee.*
**[22:40] Noir**
Three hundred thousand rels?
**[22:43] Noir**
How am I supposed to get that kind of money?
**[24:17] Noir**
Next time, "The Guild and the Receptionist."
***SIGN*** #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Shiratama
# E2 - The Guild and the Receptionist
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**[00:06] Alice**
Big Brother!
**[00:11] Noir**
Y-You sure like to get up close
and personal, Alice.
**[00:15] Father**
Stare...
**[00:16] Alice**
I wanted to share in your
good fortune, as well!
**[00:20] Alice**
You were accepted into
the Hero Academy, after all!
**[00:23] Noir**
R-Right...
**[00:25] Alice**
You're basically the head
of our household now!
**[00:28] Father**
Alice, don't say that! My dignity!
**[00:31] Noir**
F-Father!
**[00:32] Noir**
I need to talk to you
about the Hero Academy.
**[00:35] Noir**
You see, there's an enrollment fee...
**[00:38] Father**
Enrollment fee?
**[00:40] Father**
I have some money saved up. How much is it?
**[00:45] Noir**
Three hundred thousand rels.
**[00:47] Father**
Three hundred...
**[00:48] Noir**
Within a week.
**[00:50] Father**
A week...
**[00:52] Father**
Will a year work?
**[00:54] Noir**
Very well. I'll earn the money myself.
**[00:56] Father**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[01:01] Alice**
My poor, unfortunate brother.
**[01:06] Olivia**
Three hundred thousand rels
to get into the school, eh?
**[01:09] Olivia**
That's probably a bit harsh
for a poor noble like you.
**[01:13] Noir**
I don't think you needed to be
that blunt about it, but yeah.
**[01:17] Olivia**
Then why don't you fight some rare monsters
in this dungeon and sell them off?
**[01:22] Noir**
I'd rather not bring that
much attention to myself.
**[01:25] Noir**
Especially after the entrance exam.
**[01:28] (Flashback) Noir**
Could you just say it was you
who defeated the Dead Reaper?
**[01:32] (Flashback) Lenore**
What?
**[01:34] (Flashback) Noir**
People would have an easier time believing
the daughter of an earl defeated it
**[01:37] (Flashback) Noir**
than the son of a baronet.
**[01:39] (Flashback) Lenore**
Very well. I'll say that I defeated it.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Noir**
Thanks.
**[01:45] Noir**
I ended up letting my vain classmate
take the credit for it.
**[01:50] Olivia**
Then I guess there's only one way.
**[01:56] Olivia**
Work at the adventurers' guild.
**[02:00] Noir**
E-Excuse me...
**[02:02] Guild Master**
What?
**[02:09] Lola**
Sir, please don't intimidate the newbie.
**[02:17] Lola**
I'm the receptionist, Lola.
**[02:25] Lola**
Is this your first time
at the adventurers' guild?
***SIGN*** #02 "The Guild and the Receptionist"
**[04:03] Lola**
First, allow me to explain the
very simple system we use here.
**[04:07] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[04:10] Lola**
There are many prominent
adventurers who belong to Odin.
**[04:15] Lola**
We have adventurers harvest plants,
**[04:18] Lola**
cull monsters, explore dungeons,
and complete various other quests.
**[04:24] Lola**
Adventurers have ranks, which
affect the quests they can take
**[04:26] Sign**
Master
**[04:26] Sign**
Newbie
**[04:28] Lola**
and the rewards they receive.
**[04:30] Lola**
Of course, those who show
consistent results may rank up.
**[04:35] Lola**
In order to join the guild,
we'll need you to register.
**[04:41] Noir**
Oh, sure. That'll be fine.
**[04:45] Lola**
First, I'll need you to write down
all the skills you currently have.
**[04:49] Noir**
My skills?
**[04:51] Lola**
Have no fear.
**[04:53] Lola**
All that information will be
classified with the guild.
**[04:58] Noir**
*She smells so nice...*
**[05:02] Noir**
I wrote them all down.
**[05:05] Lola**
Er, Noir...
**[05:07] Noir**
Y-Yes?
**[05:08] Lola**
I'd appreciate it if you didn't kid around.
**[05:11] Lola**
We don't have an endless supply of paper.
**[05:13] Noir**
Oh, right. O-Of course.
**[05:16] Noir**
I'm sure Get Creative and Editor
probably sound pretty weird.
**[05:19] Lola**
No, I'm aware of those skills.
**[05:21] Lola**
Because...
**[05:23] Lola**
This is Odin, the guild that
Olivia Servant was a member of.
**[05:28] Noir**
What?! Master was in this guild?
**[05:31] Lola**
Master?
**[05:33] Noir**
*Crap! I let the cat out of the bag.*
**[05:35] Lola**
We do get people like you every now and then...
**[05:38] Lola**
People who claim to be Olivia's successor.
**[05:42] Lola**
In that case...
**[05:44] Lola**
Let's find out the truth.
**[05:47] Lola**
When you touch this Discerning Tome,
your skills appear in writing.
**[05:52] Lola**
Well? What will it be?
**[05:53] Lola**
You still have a chance to
take back what you said.
**[05:56] Noir**
Oh, no. I'll go ahead and do this.
**[05:58] Lola**
Huh?
**[05:59] Noir**
But what happens if I'm not lying?
**[06:03] Lola**
Well...
**[06:05] Lola**
How about I lift up my skirt and say,
"I'm terribly sorry, Lord Noir."
**[06:13] Noir**
Well, if you're sure...
**[06:19] Sign**
Noir Stardia
16 years old
Level 33
Skills:
Great Sage
Get Creative
Editor
Bestow
LP Conversion
Stone Bullet
Discerning Eye
**[06:23] Lola**
S-So you're really...
**[06:26] Lola**
Olivia's s-s-s-successor?!
**[06:29] Noir**
So, what were you going to do again?
**[06:33] Noir**
Weren't you supposed to say,
"Lord Noir, I love you"?
**[06:37] Noir**
While lifting up your skirt.
**[06:44] Lola**
L-Lord Noir...
**[06:49] Lola**
I-I love you...
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[06:59] Lola**
So, what kind of quest would you like?
**[07:02] Lola**
You'll have to start at Rank E.
**[07:04] Noir**
*She got over that fast!*
**[07:06] Noir**
Actually, I need to get
300,000 rels in a week.
**[07:10] Lola**
In that case...
**[07:13] Lola**
How about catching these?
**[07:16] Noir**
Rainbow grasshoppers?
**[07:17] Noir**
Their habitat is known,
**[07:20] Noir**
but they're super rare bugs
that are seldom seen, right?
**[07:23] Lola**
This was a D-Rank quest,
**[07:25] Lola**
but we started taking
E-Rank applicants, as well.
**[07:27] Noir**
So I'm guessing you couldn't find
anyone to take the quest...
**[07:31] Lola**
Correct. But, Noir, you have a useful skill
**[07:33] Lola**
that should help you out.
**[07:35] Noir**
Oh, you're right.
**[07:38] Lola**
Good luck, Noir. I have very
high hopes for you.
**[07:42] Lola**
I find capable men very attractive.
**[07:46] Noir**
* I-It's hard to believe she doubted*
* me a few moments ago...*
**[07:54] Noir**
The grasshoppers' habitat
should be around here.
**[07:57] Noir**
* If I use the Great Sage skill*
* that answers any question,*
**[08:01] Noir**
*I should be able to find them quickly.*
**[08:04] Noir**
* But kisses are absolutely necessary*
* to avoid the headache side effect.*
**[08:08] Noir**
* Wait. If I use Get Creative*
* to make Headache Immunity...*
***SIGN*** Headache Immunity
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[08:13] Noir**
*That's so much!*
**[08:14] Noir**
*But I can't always rely on Emma...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.700
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.400
**[08:21] Noir**
*Okay, that should do it.*
**[08:25] Noir**
* Great Sage, where are*
* the rainbow grasshoppers?*
**[08:30] Great Sage**
The closest one to this location is 310
meters to the south, behind a boulder.
**[08:37] Noir**
Yeah, it definitely hurts.
**[08:39] Noir**
But... it's not unbearable.
**[08:47] Noir**
*Sweet. I found it pretty quickly.*
**[08:50] Noir**
*But headaches seriously suck.*
**[08:52] Noir**
*It'd be nice to just have Emma here with me...*
**[08:55] Emma**
Noir, you doofus!
**[09:01] Noir**
*Emma! Perfect timing, as always!*
**[09:05] Noir**
*And your boobs are still...*
**[09:09] Emma**
Noir, you became an adventurer?!
**[09:12] Noir**
H-How'd you find out about that?
**[09:14] Emma**
I went to your house,
and they said you went to the guild.
**[09:16] Emma**
Then I went to the guild, and...
**[09:18] Emma**
Actually, the details don't matter!
**[09:20] Emma**
How could you do this
without talking to me first?
**[09:24] Noir**
S-Sorry. I thought it might
be too dangerous for you.
**[09:28] Emma**
Ugh! Don't you remember our
promise from six years ago?
**[09:32] Noir**
Six years ago?
**[09:35] Noir**
When we were playing together
**[09:37] Noir**
and I yelled, "We'll be together forever,
until death do us part?"
**[09:41] Emma**
Yeah. So I'll look for these
grasshoppers with you!
**[09:46] Emma**
You'll be using Great Sage, right?
**[09:48] Emma**
So, you know...
**[09:49] Noir**
Oh, you don't have to kiss me anymore.
I learned Headache Immunity.
**[09:53] Emma**
Huh?!
**[09:54] Noir**
B-But, I mean, it's basically a greeting,
so you can give me one anytime.
**[09:58] Noir**
And we've been friends forever.
**[09:59] Noir**
And even with the immunity,
I still get a slight headache...
**[10:04] Emma**
R-Really? In that case...
**[10:06] Noir**
O-Okay.
**[10:15] Noir**
* Though, honestly, this headache*
* is quite manageable.*
**[10:27] Lola**
Thank you for your patience.
**[10:30] Lola**
I have your 250,000 rels here.
**[10:32] Noir**
T-Two hundred and fifty thousand?!
**[10:34] Lola**
Yes. At this rate,
you'll rank up in no time.
**[10:38] Noir**
G-Great.
**[10:39] Lola**
So you're capable *and* hardworking.
**[10:42] Lola**
You truly are a fine gentleman.
**[10:46] Lola**
And because you're such a fine gentleman,
I have another quest for you.
**[10:50] Lola**
It's a quest to take care of some monsters.
**[10:52] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[10:55] Lola**
Feel free to ask me any
questions you might have.
**[11:00] Emma**
Hang on a second!
**[11:03] Emma**
I'm going to become an adventurer
so I can come with you on this quest, Noir.
**[11:07] Noir**
*Y-Your boobs...*
**[11:09] Lola**
You? An adventurer?
**[11:12] Emma**
The name's Emma Brightness. Noir and I
have been friends since we were kids.
**[11:23] Noir**
*Th-This can't be good...*
**[11:28] Lola**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:35] Noir**
C-Calm down, you two.
**[11:38] Lola**
I'm in charge of Noir.
He is a valuable partner.
**[11:41] Lola**
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interfere.
**[11:43] Emma**
That's my line. We're together forever,
until death do us part.
**[11:48] Adventurer 1**
What's going on?
**[11:49] Adventurer 2**
Are they having a lovers' spat?
**[11:51] Adventurer 3**
Yeah! Fight more!
**[11:52] Noir**
*W-Well, this turned into a spectacle...*
**[11:56] Noir**
Emma! I'm so blessed
to have you help me out!
**[12:00] Emma**
R-Really?
**[12:03] Noir**
And Lola, I'll do whatever it takes
to give you the best results I can!
**[12:07] Lola**
Oh, my.
**[12:10] Lola**
I guess that's enough for today.
**[12:11] Emma**
Yeah, I'll back off.
**[12:13] Lola**
On behalf of Mr. Noir's looks.
**[12:13] Emma**
On behalf of Noir's looks.
**[12:16] Adventurer 1**
Aw, man.
**[12:17] Adventurer 5**
They're done already?
**[12:18] Adventurer 2**
Well, that was no fun.
**[12:24] Lola**
Be safe out there.
**[12:25] Lola**
Let's have dinner off the clock sometime.
**[12:29] Noir**
Huh? I, uh...
**[12:30] Emma**
You seriously had the nerve to
do that right in front of me?!
**[12:39] Emma**
Noir, you doofus. Don't you know
girls can be conniving?
**[12:42] Emma**
Go to dinner with her, and she'll
drag you into a room and...
**[12:45] Noir**
A-And...?
**[12:47] Emma**
Maybe she'll dissect you.
**[12:49] Noir**
N-No way!
**[12:52] Emma**
Hey, there's a patch of grass missing.
**[12:54] Emma**
I wonder if it's because the Big Rabbit
that we're after ate some.
**[12:58] Noir**
Yeah...
**[12:59] Noir**
Apparently those rabbits are
disrupting the ecosystem.
**[13:03] Noir**
We'll get 50,000 rels if we get rid of them.
**[13:08] Noir**
Goblins?
**[13:09] Noir**
What are their levels?
***SIGN*** Goblin
**[13:12] Noir**
*The same as Emma. In that case...*
**[13:14] Noir**
Let's fight, Emma!
**[13:16] Emma**
Yeah! I'll take the one on the right!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Goblin Lv.17
***SIGN*** Sex: Male
**[13:19] Noir**
*It's male.*
**[13:21] Noir**
*Then I'll use Stone Bullet!*
**[13:26] Noir**
*As a fellow guy, I feel for you, but...*
**[13:28] Noir**
*Sorry, my dude!*
**[13:30] Noir**
*Okay, now to back up Emma.*
**[13:33] Emma**
Noir, look!
**[13:45] Noir**
A B-Big Rabbit!
***SIGN*** Big Rabbit
**[13:52] Noir**
*Level 24.*
**[13:53] Noir**
S-Stand back, Emma!
**[13:55] Emma**
Stay out of this. I'll defeat that thing myself.
**[13:59] Noir**
What? But why?
**[14:00] Emma**
Because...
**[14:02] Emma**
If you do all the work, that girl's
going to be all over you again!
**[14:10] Noir**
*It's so fast for its size!*
**[14:12] Noir**
*But Emma's even faster!*
**[14:18] Noir**
*Yeah...*
**[14:20] Noir**
*She's like a butterfly dancing on the wind.*
**[14:24] Emma**
You're way too slow.
**[14:27] Emma**
All right, let's do this!
**[14:30] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[14:33] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa!*
**[14:40] Emma**
One more!
**[14:49] Noir**
It jumped?!
**[15:08] Noir**
I-I made it in time...
**[15:15] Noir**
Emma! This way!
**[15:20] Noir**
L-Let's regroup here.
**[15:24] Noir**
It'll probably come looking for us soon.
**[15:27] Noir**
We need to figure out how
to deal with that thing.
**[15:29] Emma**
Why couldn't I defeat it?
**[15:31] Emma**
I kept slicing at it.
**[15:33] Noir**
Maybe its skin was too thick and
you just couldn't reach its vital point.
**[15:37] Emma**
I'm so weak...
**[15:42] Noir**
Emma...
**[15:43] Noir**
*She's actually depressed about this.*
**[15:45] Noir**
*There must be something I can do.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness Lv.17
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
**[15:50] Noir**
*Okay, if I use Get Creative*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Needed to Get Creative LP.300
Bestow to Emma LP.400
Total Used LP.700
***SIGN*** ————————————————
**[15:52] Noir**
* and Bestow the stronger Dual-Wielded*
* Daggers (Grade B) to her...*
**[15:56] Noir**
*That's actually a lot.*
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
***SIGN*** Improves wielder's handling of dual-wielded daggers
***SIGN*** Using Editor to add "Significantly"
**[15:58] Noir**
* Then maybe I can use Editor*
* and tweak her skill itself...*
***SIGN*** Editor Results
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Significantly improves wielder's
handling of dual-wielded daggers
**[16:02] Noir**
*There we go! I got a discount!*
***SIGN*** LP used:
**[16:05] Noir**
*But wait...*
**[16:07] Noir**
*I currently have 700 LP.*
**[16:10] Noir**
* If I use 500 right now,*
* I might be in trouble.*
**[16:16] Noir**
H-Hey...
**[16:19] Noir**
I could make you stronger.
**[16:22] Noir**
R-Really?!
**[16:23] Noir**
Yeah, but there's something
that I need in return.
**[16:27] Emma**
I-If It'll help me defeat
the rabbit, I'll do anything!
**[16:30] Noir**
Okay, then...
**[16:32] Noir**
Can I nibble on your ear?
**[16:33] Emma**
Huh?!
**[16:35] Noir**
I-I promise I won't bite hard...
**[16:38] Noir**
No?
**[16:42] Emma**
S-Sure. Do whatever you want with me.
**[16:47] Noir**
Emma...
**[16:52] Emma**
Don't hold back!
**[16:54] Noir**
I sure won't!
**[17:02] Noir**
*Wow... I didn't know ears were so soft.*
**[17:16] Emma**
Noir... Are you done yet?
**[17:18] Noir**
*Maybe her ears are sensitive.*
**[17:21] Noir**
*We've been friends forever,*
**[17:23] Noir**
* but I guess there's still a lot*
* I don't know about her.*
**[17:33] Emma**
N-No!
**[17:43] Noir**
*It spotted us!*
**[17:46] Noir**
*Hurry... Hurry!*
**[17:49] Noir**
*I need that LP!*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[17:59] Noir**
*I'm topped off!*
**[18:01] Noir**
*Now to improve Emma's skill—*
**[18:21] Noir**
Stone Bullet 100.
**[18:23] Noir**
Big brains, big skills.
Maybe size does matter sometimes.
**[18:26] Emma**
Noir!
**[18:29] Noir**
*Now to use Editor to change Emma's skill!*
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)]
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade B)]
Skills
**[18:59] Emma**
Did you see that?
**[19:00] Noir**
I-I did, but... I've actually
seen them plenty of times.
**[19:06] Emma**
That's fine. You can keep looking
at them, just for today.
**[19:10] Noir**
Huh?
**[19:12] Emma**
It's to thank you... for making me stronger!
**[19:29] Lola**
Th-This is truly... proof that
you completed your quest.
**[19:32] Lola**
Did you really do this on your own?
**[19:35] Noir**
Yes! Emma took down the
Big Rabbit all on her own!
**[19:39] Emma**
Lola...
**[19:42] Emma**
Um... Thank you.
**[19:44] Emma**
I gained some confidence
because of this quest.
**[19:48] Lola**
Oh, no... I apologize
for my prior rudeness.
**[19:52] Lola**
Congratulations on completing your quest.
**[19:56] Noir**
Oh, hey. I heard that Big Rabbit
flesh is delicious.
**[20:00] Lola**
Yes. It's hard to come by.
**[20:04] Lola**
I hear adventurers eat the meat
right after they defeat them.
**[20:07] Noir**
Well, you see, I happened to created
a skill called Pocket Dimension
**[20:09] Noir**
that allows me to store large
items in another dimension.
**[20:14] Noir**
Let's all have some together.
**[20:17] Adventurer 5**
Whoa!
**[20:18] Adventurer 6**
That's great!
**[20:19] Lola**
You're amazing at your job *and* considerate...
**[20:23] Lola**
How wonderful.
**[20:26] Emma**
You're the best, Noir!
**[20:36] Adventurer 7**
It smells wonderful!
**[20:40] Noir**
There's plenty more!
**[20:43] Adventurer 8**
It's so good!
**[20:44] Adventurer 9**
This is the best!
**[20:47] Emma**
My meat!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[20:51] Sign**
Barbecue Is
a Battlefield.
by Emma Brightness
**[20:51] Emma**
* "Barbecue Is a Battlefield,"*
* by Emma Brightness.*
**[20:55] Guild Master**
Go on, eat up.
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[21:01] Lola**
Noir, here's your reward for this quest.
**[21:04] Noir**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[21:06] Lola**
Looks like you have enough
for your enrollment fee now.
**[21:09] Lola**
Congratulations on getting
accepted to the school.
**[21:11] Adventurers**
Congratulations!
**[21:17] Adventurer 10**
Good luck at Hero Academy!
**[21:19] Adventurer 11**
Congrats on getting in!
**[21:21] Adventurer 12**
Cheers! Congrats!
**[21:23] Noir**
*Wait... What is this?*
**[21:26] Noir**
*It's like a dream... How did this happen?*
**[21:29] Adventurer 13**
Cheers to the adventurers of Odin!
**[21:32] Adventurer 14**
Just call us if you need any help.
**[21:34] Adventurer 15**
You should join my party next time!
**[21:36] Noir**
*What changed me?*
**[21:39] Noir**
*How did I become stronger?*
**[21:41] Noir**
*Who do I thank for this?*
**[21:48] Noir**
*Oh, right.*
**[21:51] Noir**
*This is all...*
**[21:54] Emma**
Noir, everyone's waiting to hear you speak!
**[21:57] Noir**
Right.
**[22:08] Noir**
Everyone, thank you so much!
**[22:22] Noir**
*It's all thanks to you, Master!*
**[22:26] Noir**
*I'll come see you again...*
**[22:29] Noir**
*Very soon.*
**[22:36] Olivia**
Or, you know...
**[22:39] Olivia**
You could come see me right now!
***SIGN*** #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
**[24:18] Emma**
Next time, "The Troubled Classmate."
***SIGN*** Illustration: Tetsubuta
# E3 - The Troubled Classmate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U43ZP9/the-troubled-classmate)
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**[00:08] Emma**
All right.
**[00:09] Emma**
We both paid our enrollment
fees, so that means...
**[00:14] Noir**
I guess our new lives here at the
Hero Academy are about to begin.
**[00:18] Emma**
Yeah!
**[00:23] Emma**
Noir, you need to bow!
**[00:24] Noir**
Huh?
**[00:25] Noir**
R-Right.
**[00:31] Noir**
Is she a student, too?
**[00:33] Emma**
You don't remember?
**[00:36] Emma**
She was there during the exams.
Maria Fianna Albert.
**[00:42] Emma**
She's the daughter of
the famous Duke Albert.
**[00:46] Noir**
A duke... So she's one of
the highest-ranking nobles.
**[00:50] Noir**
* I'll sneak a peek with my*
* Discerning Eye to see what she's like.*
**[01:00] Emma**
Noir? Is something wrong?
**[01:03] Noir**
There's...
**[01:05] Noir**
There's a curse on her.
**[01:07] Noir**
A curse that will cause her to
die on her sixteenth birthday.
***SIGN*** #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
**[02:58] Noir**
A-Alice... You sure like to be close.
**[03:02] Alice**
Well, today's your first day of school.
**[03:07] Alice**
I know you'll do wonderfully
at the Hero Academy.
**[03:10] Alice**
I don't care if I have to cough up blood!
I'm going to get into that school next year!
**[03:14] Noir**
Th-There'll be no need to
cough up blood, but thanks.
**[03:19] Alice**
Here, Brother Dearest.
**[03:22] Noir**
A-Alice?
**[03:24] Alice**
I feel that if I let you go,
you'll go somewhere far away.
**[03:29] Noir**
I'm just going to school.
**[03:32] Dad**
Good morning, my elite academy student!
**[03:34] Dad**
It's time... for...
**[03:44] Dad**
What's a father to do about this?!
**[03:57] Emma**
Morning, Noir!
**[03:59] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[04:01] Noir**
You seem chipper this morning.
**[04:02] Emma**
Well, it's our first day of school!
**[04:04] Emma**
My job as a librarian was whatever,
but I'm going to do my best with this!
**[04:08] Noir**
Yeah, we're in the same S Class.
**[04:12] Emma**
So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting?
**[04:16] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[04:31] Emma**
This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right?
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[04:38] ---**
Good morning.
**[04:44] Emma**
I-I'm kinda nervous.
**[04:47] Noir**
Yeah...
**[04:49] Noir**
* We have to wear these badges that show*
* our ranks just for the first day of school.*
**[04:53] Noir**
* Although the school says*
* your status doesn't matter...*
**[05:03] Noir and Emma**
G-Good morning.
***SIGN*** The guy's a baronet.
***SIGN*** So he's a low-class noble.
***SIGN*** Guess we can ignore him.
**[05:12] Allen**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:14] Allen**
I'm Allen, the eldest son
of the Milanos family.
**[05:17] Allen**
I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.
We are trusted advisers to the king.
**[05:21] Emma**
H-Hello...
**[05:23] Hjorth**
I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family!
**[05:26] Hjorth**
Sweet! You're totally my type!
**[05:28] Kent**
I'm Kent Proix!
**[05:30] Kent**
My family ranks as the fourth-richest family!
***SIGN*** She's beautiful.
***SIGN*** How lovely.
***SIGN*** Totally different from that guy.
***SIGN*** They're huge...
**[05:38] Lenore**
Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper,
**[05:42] Lenore**
so don't even think about
casually talking to me.
**[05:44] Noir**
S-Sure.
**[05:47] Noir**
* Baronets are just commoners*
* who served the kingdom*
**[05:50] Noir**
*and were allowed to enter noble society.*
**[05:53] Noir**
*Most of the nobles don't accept us.*
**[05:58] Glasses**
It's nice to meet you.
I'm from the Siphon family...
**[06:03] Glasses**
Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up.
**[06:11] Maria**
Hello, everyone.
**[06:17] Maria**
It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane?
**[06:19] Amane**
Yes. It's rather nice.
**[06:22] Noir**
* Miss Maria is someone*
* completely beyond my reach.*
**[06:29] Maria**
Oh!
**[06:31] Maria**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia.
**[06:34] Noir**
Huh?
**[06:37] Hjorth**
L-Lady Maria spoke to him?
**[06:39] Kent**
Why? He's just a baronet!
**[06:42] Maria**
I'm honored to meet you.
**[06:44] Maria**
I do hope that you'll be kind.
**[06:48] Noir**
L-Likewise...
**[06:50] Maria**
Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness.
**[06:53] Emma**
G-G-Good day!
**[06:55] Noir**
When did you become friends with Miss Maria?
**[06:57] Emma**
What? That's my line!
**[07:00] Noir**
Huh?
**[07:02] Noir**
*What's going on?*
**[07:04] Noir**
* Miss Maria doesn't seem*
* like a bad person, but...*
**[07:08] Noir**
* I wonder why she has a curse*
* that'll kill her at sixteen...*
**[07:14] Maria**
Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us.
**[07:18] Amane**
Pardon. Please let us through.
**[07:22] Glasses**
Hey, maybe I misjudged you!
**[07:24] Glasses**
I didn't know you knew Lady Maria.
**[07:27] Glasses**
I'm from the Siphon family. My—
**[07:28] Noir**
Not interested.
**[07:31] Glasses**
But I'm from the Siphon family...
**[07:41] Elna**
I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,
from when I was 7 until I was 24.
**[07:49] Elna**
The name's Elna Stongs.
**[07:51] Elna**
If any of you want me to whip
you into shape, let me know.
**[07:54] Elna**
I'll see you through to the end.
**[08:00] Elna**
Though I'm not letting any of you
leave until I'm satisfied.
**[08:07] Noir**
*She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay?*
**[08:11] Elna**
Outside the royal capital,
**[08:13] Elna**
there are monsters, bandits,
and villains everywhere.
**[08:17] Elna**
Depending on your luck, you could
be gone in an instant in this world.
**[08:20] Elna**
So... we'll be doing some
self-defense training today.
**[08:24] Elna**
Let's see...
**[08:28] Elna**
Noir Stardia. Step forward.
**[08:30] Noir**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[08:33] Elna**
Come at me with that sword
as if you intend to kill me.
**[08:39] Noir**
Huh? But what if I...
**[08:41] Elna**
Don't worry. You won't even
be able to scratch me.
**[08:46] Noir**
* She's so confident.*
* Is she really that strong?*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Elna Stongs Lv.232
***SIGN*** Age: 24
Occupation: Academy Instructor
Skills:
Skills:
Skills:
**[08:55] Noir**
*Sh-She's insanely strong!*
**[08:58] Noir**
*I'm only level 35!*
**[09:01] Elna**
Well? What are you waiting for?
**[09:04] Noir**
*I won't be able to hold back!*
**[09:08] Noir**
* I have to give it my all and strike*
* with every ounce of my strength!*
**[09:22] Elna**
The Back Step. This is what
you'll be learning today.
**[09:27] Noir**
*Sh-She's so fast!*
**[09:29] Elna**
Now you'll be on defense.
Try doing what I just did.
**[09:35] Noir**
Th-That's probably not
as easy as you think...
**[09:38] Elna**
But it is. You just draw me in,
then take a step back.
**[09:42] Elna**
All right, here I come!
**[09:44] Noir**
*I-I'll be fine!*
**[09:46] Noir**
* I've fought in a hidden dungeon*
* plenty of times! I've got—*
**[09:50] ---**
*this?!*
**[09:57] Emma**
Noir!
**[09:59] Emma**
Are you okay, Noir?
**[10:01] Elna**
Don't worry. I'll use Heal
to fix him right up.
**[10:04] Elna**
Now we can try that one more time.
**[10:08] Kent**
Sh-She's no demon instructor...
**[10:09] Hjorth**
She's just a demon.
**[10:15] Elna**
Hmm, let's see...
**[10:18] Elna**
If you can successfully do a Back Step,
I'll give you a prize.
**[10:22] Noir**
A prize?
**[10:23] Elna**
If you manage to evade
even one of my attacks,
**[10:27] Elna**
I'll do something you're sure to enjoy.
**[10:36] Hjorth**
Fail, damn it!
**[10:37] Kent**
I'm gonna get that prize!
**[10:40] Guy**
I get to go next!
**[10:45] Lenore**
Boys are just so... pathetic.
**[10:48] Noir**
*I've had enough pain...*
**[10:51] Noir**
* Maybe I can use Get Creative*
* to create Martial Arts C?*
***SIGN*** Martial Arts C
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative
***SIGN*** LP.1000
**[10:55] Noir**
*Damn, that's a lot!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Remaining
***SIGN*** LP.830
**[10:56] Noir**
*Then how about improving Back Step?*
***SIGN*** Improving Back Step
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** LP.200
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Remaining
***SIGN*** LP.1630
**[10:59] Noir**
*Yes! This is much more cost-effective!*
**[11:03] Noir**
Hey, wai—
**[11:04] Elna**
Don't zone out on me!
**[11:20] Noir**
So the agreement was that if
I managed to use Back Step...
**[11:23] Noir**
I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna?
**[11:31] Emma**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:39] Noir**
*Ms. Elna.*
**[11:41] Noir**
* She has trained as a mercenary*
* ever since she was young.*
**[11:45] Noir**
*She's a cool, mature woman.*
**[11:49] Noir**
*And her prize happened to be...*
**[11:56] Elna**
Well, how do you like that?
**[11:58] Elna**
I got plenty of compliments about
my ass when I was a mercenary.
**[12:08] Allen**
I can't believe he's the only one
who did a successful Back Step!
**[12:11] Hjorth**
Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize!
**[12:13] Kent**
At least sound happier!
**[12:17] Lenore**
You're all fools.
**[12:22] Emma**
Noir...
**[12:29] Elna**
Go on. Tell me how you feel.
**[12:32] Noir**
I-I can't breathe...
**[12:35] Elna**
What? You've got the hots for me?
**[12:38] Noir**
N-No, it's just... your ass is heav—
**[12:40] Elna**
Excuse me?!
**[12:45] Elna**
Right. Break and prize time is over.
**[12:50] Allen**
Hey, how was it?
**[12:52] Allen**
Was it soft? How'd it smell?
**[12:54] Kent**
I'm so jealous.
**[12:56] Hjorth**
I want to experience that, too...
**[12:59] Elna**
Can it over there.
**[13:04] Emma**
Noir, are you okay?!
**[13:06] Emma**
You're not going to suddenly
have a thing for butts, are you?
**[13:09] Noir**
O-Of course not...
**[13:11] Noir**
I definitely don't need to do that again.
**[13:13] Noir**
*Yet my LP went up 400.*
**[13:16] Noir**
*I might have to ask her to sit on me again.*
**[13:21] Elna**
All right, time for the next lesson.
**[13:24] Elna**
Divide up into pairs.
**[13:29] Emma**
Noir, let's pair up!
**[13:31] Noir**
Sure.
**[13:32] Elna**
Hey, you two.
**[13:34] Elna**
You two can't pair up.
**[13:36] Emma**
What? But why?
**[13:38] Elna**
You're dating, aren't you?
**[13:40] Elna**
That gives you an unfair advantage.
**[13:42] Noir**
No, we aren't dating, ma'am.
**[13:45] Elna**
What? Really?
**[13:47] Emma**
Correct. Not yet.
**[13:49] Emma**
For now, we're just very close friends
who've known each other forever.
**[13:53] Elna**
Well, I'm still going to say no.
**[13:56] Elna**
Maria and Amane,
you two can't pair up, either.
**[14:00] Elna**
You're Maria's attendant, aren't you?
**[14:03] Amane**
Yes...
**[14:05] Elna**
Glare at me all you want.
The answer's still no.
**[14:10] Allen**
In that case, Maria...
**[14:12] Allen**
Let us team up.
**[14:16] Allen**
Both of our fathers are dukes.
**[14:19] Allen**
Let us work together as
proud nobles of the same rank.
**[14:25] Maria**
I humbly decline.
**[14:27] Allen**
Wha—
**[14:29] Maria**
My fellow students, it is mere luck
that I was born the daughter of a duke.
**[14:34] Maria**
So I am very aware of how hard I must work
to be worthy of my status every day.
**[14:42] Maria**
I truly respect baronets because,
**[14:47] Maria**
despite the fact that they
were once commoners,
**[14:51] Maria**
they are warriors who put their lives
on the line for this kingdom.
**[15:00] Maria**
Instead of a higher noble who will
likely throw around their title,
**[15:06] Maria**
I'd rather be with a sincere baronet.
**[15:13] Maria**
Noir, may I have a round with you?
**[15:18] Noir**
I would be absolutely honored.
**[15:31] Amane**
Th-They're, uh...
**[15:33] Emma**
They're getting really close!
**[15:38] Alice**
Another new girl?!
**[15:42] ---**
S—
**[15:45] Alice**
Sorry.
**[15:52] Elna**
Right, then. Next, you'll be
practicing Passive Defense.
**[15:55] Elna**
Throw your partner around
a few times, then switch.
**[15:58] Noir**
You can throw me first.
**[16:00] Maria**
Yes, all right.
**[16:06] Noir**
*For the Passive Defense skill...*
***SIGN*** Skill Passive Defense
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[16:09] Noir**
*It's so cheap!*
**[16:10] Noir**
* Maybe it's because I was always*
* so passive to begin with...*
**[16:17] Maria**
Here I go.
**[16:22] Noir**
*All right, that worked.*
**[16:32] Noir**
I-If nof whaf youf fink!
**[16:34] Noir**
I-I'mf immofent fere!
**[16:36] Amane**
Please don't move, Noir.
**[16:38] Noir**
Huh?
**[16:39] Amane**
Maria?
**[16:40] Maria**
I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath.
**[16:48] Amane**
I told you not to push yourself.
**[16:51] Noir**
*Wait, is this because of her curse?*
**[16:53] Elna**
Rest for a while.
**[16:55] Elna**
I'll come check on you
once the lesson is over.
**[16:57] Amane**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[17:08] Noir**
*The Sixteenth Year Death Curse*
**[17:10] Noir**
* causes one's entire body to be racked*
* with intense pain at regular intervals.*
**[17:13] Noir**
* A curse skill that brings death*
* at the age of sixteen.*
**[17:16] Noir**
*If I used Editor to remove it...*
***SIGN*** Sixteenth Year Death Curse
***SIGN*** LP needed to Remove:
**[17:22] Noir**
*Crap... I don't have nearly enough.*
**[17:24] Noir**
*Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill.*
**[17:30] Noir**
*Answer me, Great Sage.*
**[17:32] Noir**
* What's the most efficient way*
* to earn LP right now?*
**[17:36] Great Sage**
*The answer is...*
**[17:37] Great Sage**
*Line up all the girls here.*
**[17:42] Great Sage**
* Next, run by them as your hand*
* touches their breasts.*
**[17:49] Great Sage**
* If you're able to touch all of them,*
* you'll gain 2,000 LP.*
**[17:53] Noir**
Like I could actually do that!
**[17:54] Noir**
And that's not enough LP anyway!
**[17:56] Noir**
Damn it, my head hurts now!
**[18:00] Noir**
B-But I have the Headache
Immunity skill... So why...
**[18:04] Emma**
Noir, what's wrong? You look pale.
**[18:07] Noir**
Emma... Let's do...
**[18:09] Noir**
Let's do the morning greeting.
**[18:11] Emma**
Huh? Right here?!
Th-That's embarrassing, though...
**[18:14] Noir**
I can't hold back. Sorry!
**[18:25] Noir**
That calmed it down.
**[18:32] Elna**
You do realize we're in class right now?
**[18:38] Noir**
I-It was an emergency...
**[18:42] Elna**
Fifteen laps around the school!
You'd better get runnin', boy!
**[18:46] Noir**
Yes, ma'am!
**[18:57] Noir**
Hello, Lola.
**[18:59] Lola**
N-N-N-N-Noir?!
**[19:01] Lola**
What are you doing here at this hour?
**[19:02] Noir**
I started school today.
**[19:05] Lola**
You need to let me know ahead of time!
**[19:07] Lola**
Give me ten... no, five minutes!
**[19:11] Receptionist**
She's fixing her makeup.
**[19:12] Receptionist**
She went light on it today since
she didn't think you'd show up.
**[19:16] Noir**
I guess she did look a bit different.
**[19:19] Noir**
But she's pretty enough without any...
**[19:22] Emma**
Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave.
**[19:25] Noir**
I can't. She's in charge of me.
**[19:30] Emma**
Noir, you doofus.
**[19:35] Lola**
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse...
**[19:38] lola**
A powerful curse skill that brings death.
**[19:42] lola**
And you say a duke's daughter has it?
**[19:47] Emma**
People always think nobility
live such carefree lives.
**[19:51] Noir**
She may not show it, but she's
probably been through a lot.
**[19:57] Noir**
If we don't break the curse
in the next week, she'll...
**[20:03] Lola**
Oh, no...
**[20:05] Noir**
* I need 8,000 LP to remove*
* the skill with Editor.*
**[20:10] Noir**
*I won't be able to get that much in a week.*
**[20:14] Noir**
You know all about skills
and adventurers, Lola,
**[20:16] Noir**
so you're the only one I can count on.
**[20:19] Noir**
Isn't there anything we can do?
**[20:23] Lola**
I believe there is.
**[20:26] Lola**
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
**[20:28] Noir**
A cleric?
**[20:30] Lola**
The cleric Luna. She's my friend,
and I trust her skills.
**[20:37] Lola**
She's so popular that her schedule
is full for the next three months.
**[20:42] Emma**
Noir, maybe she'll be able to help!
**[20:44] Noir**
Yeah! She sounds perfect.
**[20:46] Lola**
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
**[20:51] Noir**
What? Why not?
**[20:53] Lola**
I don't know the details.
**[20:55] Lola**
There may be some reason behind it,
**[20:58] Lola**
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
**[21:01] Emma**
What should we do, Noir?
**[21:08] Noir**
* If I can use my skills to get rid of*
* whatever the cleric's issue is...*
**[21:12] Noir**
*If I don't do it, who will?*
**[21:16] Noir**
*She helped me out back there.*
**[21:26] Noir**
* This time, I'm going to*
* be the one who saves her.*
**[21:32] Noir**
Lola!
**[21:36] Noir**
Please introduce me to this cleric.
**[23:19] Noir**
Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you?
**[23:21] Elna**
Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman
anywhere who'll rub my shoulders...
**[23:25] Noir**
I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again.
**[23:29] Elna**
All right... if you can satisfy me, that is.
**[23:36] Noir**
Get Creative and create
the Shoulder Rub skill!
***SIGN*** Skill Shoulder Rub
***SIGN*** LP needed to Get Creative:
**[23:48] Noir**
How's that?
**[23:55] Noir**
Is this it? Is this the spot?
**[23:58] Elna**
Y-Yes! Right there!
**[24:05] Sign**
Meeting in progress, do not enter!
**[24:05] Elna**
You're too good! Harder!
**[24:09] Noir**
*After that, she sat on me a bunch,
and I gained a ton of LP.*
**[24:17] Lola**
Next time, "The Untainted Cleric."
***SIGN*** #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
# E4 - The Untainted Cleric
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2MD10/the-untainted-cleric)
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**[00:14] Lola**
*She should be at the temple at this hour.*
**[00:20] Monk**
The line to see the Lady Cleric is here.
**[00:22] Monk**
Please have your ticket in hand.
***SIGN*** Man, I feel alive again!
***SIGN*** My body feels so much lighter.
**[00:35] Lola**
* Looks like she's working hard again*
* today. Hopefully not too hard.*
**[00:43] (Flashback) Lola**
I believe there is.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Lola**
If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
**[00:47] (Flashback) Lola**
But she rarely takes on jobs
to remove curse-based skills.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Lola**
There may be some reason behind it,
**[00:55] (Flashback) Lola**
but I'm her best friend,
and she won't even tell me.
**[01:07] Monk 2**
Lady Cleric...
**[01:08] Luna**
I'm taking a break.
**[01:10] Luna**
I apologize, but please wait.
**[01:12] Monk 2**
Understood.
**[01:24] Luna**
Oh, whoops...
**[01:27] Luna**
I seem to be out of energy.
**[01:29] Lola**
It appears as though you're
working too hard, Lady Cleric.
**[01:33] Luna**
Oh, it's you, Lola.
**[01:35] Lola**
That's quite the greeting for someone
who's worried about you.
**[01:41] Luna**
I apologize.
**[01:45] Luna**
So what's the very capable receptionist
from the guild doing here today?
**[01:50] Lola**
I hate to ask this when I know you're tired,
**[01:53] Lola**
but I needed to discuss
something important with you.
**[03:29] Noir**
* Today's the day that Lola is going*
* to introduce us to this cleric.*
**[03:34] Noir**
* I had some time before we*
* were supposed to meet up,*
**[03:36] Noir**
* so I decided to get some*
* advice from my master.*
**[03:40] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[03:42] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[03:54] Olivia**
Hmph.
***SIGN*** #04 "The Untainted Cleric"
**[03:56] Olivia**
Hmphity hmph.
**[03:59] Noir**
M-Master?
**[04:00] Noir**
Are you mad about something?
**[04:02] Olivia**
Well, you haven't come see me at all!
**[04:06] Olivia**
I feel like it's been about two weeks.
**[04:10] Noir**
S-Sorry about that!
**[04:12] Noir**
I meant to come sooner,
**[04:15] Noir**
but I ran into a little problem.
**[04:20] Olivia**
I see. A duke's daughter with a curse.
**[04:24] Noir**
Yes.
**[04:25] Olivia**
If it's a curse-based skill,
it might have to do with her family.
**[04:29] Noir**
Her family? You mean something
to do with her ancestors?
**[04:33] Olivia**
Yeah, it happens all the time!
**[04:35] Olivia**
There's a skill to curse one's descendants.
**[04:38] Noir**
But that's...
**[04:40] Olivia**
You'll need over 10,000 LP to Get Creative
enough to create the skill to undo it.
**[04:46] Olivia**
It's probably best if you let
that cleric girl handle it.
**[04:50] Noir**
Right. That's what I plan on doing, but...
**[04:53] Noir**
I wonder what the Lady Cleric is like.
**[04:56] Olivia**
If she has the skill to exorcise things,
she's probably at least part elf.
**[05:00] Noir**
An elf, huh?
**[05:02] Noir**
You don't see them very often.
**[05:04] Olivia**
It's great to fulfill some of
your desires with other species.
**[05:07] Olivia**
You'll get lots of extra LP with them!
**[05:10] Noir**
What?!
**[05:12] Olivia**
You gotta go for the glory!
**[05:15] Noir**
Wh-What are you—
**[05:18] Noir**
S-So, Master, what would you
do to earn about 10,000 LP?
**[05:23] Olivia**
Oh, in my case... Here.
I'll whisper it to you.
**[05:32] Olivia**
First...
**[05:34] Olivia**
...to get their body extra sensitive...
**[05:37] Olivia**
...tie down their...
**[05:39] Olivia**
...and while they're...
**[05:43] Olivia**
Then you'll have 10,000 LP in no time!
**[05:49] Olivia**
Jeez, I'm kidding. You're so cute, Noir.
**[05:53] Noir**
*Sh-She's totally messing with me...*
**[05:56] Olivia**
You probably won't be able to
get 10,000 that quickly,
**[05:59] Olivia**
but I can teach you a skill
that'll be super useful in gaining LP.
**[06:03] Noir**
Really? That'll be great!
**[06:05] Olivia**
Okay! Let your awesome master
Olivia fill you in on the deets.
**[06:11] Noir**
Thank you!
**[06:16] Olivia**
And now, for those deets...
**[06:18] Olivia**
You'll get the best bang for your buck!
This forbidden skill is...
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:23] Sign**
Lucky Lecher
**[06:25] Olivia**
It only takes a measly 300 LP to get,
but it's effective as hell!
***SIGN*** Only takes 300 LP to get!
**[06:29] Olivia**
You'll have some indescribable experiences!
**[06:33] Noir**
Get Creative to make Lucky Lecher!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.2270
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.35
LP.1970
**[06:46] Emma**
Noir! Took you long enough!
**[06:50] Emma**
The Lady Cleric and Lola
are gonna show up soon!
**[06:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[06:56] Noir**
Whoops, sorry!
**[07:10] Noir**
*Th-That Time I Faceplanted into Slime Boobs.*
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** No!
**[07:30] Noir**
*Damn, my luck just won't stop!*
**[07:33] Noir**
*This is how effective Lucky Lecher is?*
**[07:38] (Flashback) Olivia**
Buh-ling!
**[07:38] Noir**
*Th-This skill's amazing!*
**[07:41] Noir**
*You're the best, Master.*
**[07:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
Buh-ling!
**[07:44] Noir**
*But this is going to affect my life.*
**[07:49] Noir**
* I just need to use Editor*
* to tinker with it a bit.*
**[07:51] Noir**
*Lucky Lecher.*
***SIGN*** Lucky Lecher
***SIGN*** Causes erotic situations to occur
**[07:53] Noir**
* Causes erotic situations to occur with*
* nearby members of the opposite sex.*
***SIGN*** with nearby members of the opposite sex.
**[07:56] Noir**
Just need to add "rarely."
***SIGN*** Spent
***SIGN*** with nearby members of the opposite sex.
***SIGN*** "rarely"
**[08:00] Noir**
As well as, "Skill will not trigger
during serious situations."
***SIGN*** Spent
***SIGN*** "Skill will not trigger during serious situations."
**[08:05] Noir**
* Gotta make sure these only*
* happen at the right time.*
**[08:11] Emma**
Hey! What are you smirking about?!
**[08:14] Noir**
I-I'm not!
**[08:16] Emma**
You were totally staring
at those other girls, too!
**[08:17] Luna**
That must be Noir.
**[08:19] Emma**
Noir, you doofus!
**[08:21] Luna**
He's pretty cute.
**[08:24] Luna**
Just my type, actually.
**[08:25] Lola**
Uh, Luna? What's that supposed to mean?!
**[08:28] Emma**
Oh, Lola.
**[08:30] Noir**
And...
**[08:32] Noir**
The Lady Cleric?
**[08:37] Lola**
Sorry to keep you two waiting. This is...
**[08:40] Luna**
Luna Heela. It's nice to meet you two.
**[08:44] Emma**
L-Likewise.
**[08:45] Noir**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[08:48] Emma**
Yeah.
**[08:49] Luna**
We've got reservations.
We can talk there.
**[08:55] Emma**
*Her silky, smooth, silvery locks...*
**[08:57] Emma**
*Look at her from behind...*
**[08:59] Emma**
*Her tight but perky butt...*
**[09:01] Emma**
*Then her long, slim legs...*
**[09:05] Emma**
My only advantage over her is my boobs!
**[09:08] Emma**
*I never should've let Noir meet her.*
**[09:10] Noir**
Uh, Emma? Come on, let's go.
**[09:20] Luna**
Lola told me the basics.
**[09:22] Luna**
So this person you want me to look at...
**[09:25] Noir**
Miss Maria. She's the daughter of a duke.
**[09:32] Luna**
So it's her.
**[09:34] Luna**
I've actually looked at her before...
**[09:37] Luna**
But I declined lifting her curse.
**[09:39] Noir**
But why? Don't you have
a skill to lift curses?
**[09:44] Luna**
Yes, I do. With no problems.
**[09:48] Luna**
But...
**[09:57] Luna**
I can't lift the Sixteenth Year Death Curse.
**[10:00] Luna**
I can't save her.
**[10:07] Luna**
How's Maria currently doing?
**[10:10] Noir**
She doesn't even have a week to live.
**[10:13] Noir**
She suffers convulsions
that pain her entire body.
**[10:16] Noir**
Apparently, the intervals are getting shorter.
**[10:20] Luna**
So her curse has progressed that far...
**[10:24] Lola**
Luna, you don't need to
feel responsible for this.
**[10:28] Lola**
You save dozens of people every day.
**[10:31] Lola**
That itself is an amazing feat.
**[10:35] Noir**
* It seems that Luna feels*
* pretty responsible for this.*
**[10:39] Noir**
*Maybe she does have some kind of secret.*
**[10:44] Noir**
*Discerning Eye.*
***SIGN*** Species: Half-elf
Age: 17
Occupation: Cleric/Adventurer
Skills:
Skills:
**[10:45] Noir**
*Yeah, she definitely has the Lift Curse skill...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Luna Heela Lv.35
***SIGN*** Skill: Lift Curse
Skill: Erases curse skills. However, the user's
Skill: lifespan is reduced in proportion to
Skill: the strength of the curse.
**[10:49] Noir**
*Erases curse skills.*
**[10:52] Noir**
*However, the user's... lifespan is reduced?!*
**[10:57] Noir**
* So when she lifts the curse,*
* Luna's own lifespan is...*
**[11:13] Merchant**
Here it comes! This is a huge load!
**[11:19] Noir**
*Elves live far longer than humans.*
**[11:22] Noir**
* But apparently, even so,*
* Miss Maria's curse is so powerful*
**[11:25] Noir**
*that her lifespan can't cover it.*
**[11:31] Luna**
Noir...
**[11:34] Luna**
Lead me to Miss Maria's home.
**[11:37] Luna**
I will lift her curse.
**[11:39] Lola**
B-But you just said you
couldn't lift her curse.
**[11:43] Luna**
Well...
**[11:45] Noir**
Emma, Lola.
**[11:47] Noir**
Could you leave us for a bit?
**[11:51] Noir**
I'd like to talk to Luna in private.
**[11:58] Noir**
Sorry this is so sudden.
**[12:00] Noir**
I took a look at your stats with my skill.
**[12:05] Noir**
If you cure Miss Maria,
that means your life...
**[12:09] Luna**
Stop! Don't say anymore!
**[12:11] Noir**
But—
**[12:11] Luna**
She's at death's door, isn't she?
**[12:16] Luna**
How could I possibly leave her alone
knowing her life is at stake?
**[12:26] Luna**
I want to save people.
**[12:29] Luna**
Just like my mother would have done.
**[12:35] Luna**
My mother was also a cleric.
**[12:39] Luna**
Even though she knew that
her lifespan was at stake,
**[12:42] Luna**
she continued lifting curses.
**[12:45] Luna**
She kept her chipping away at her own
lifespan to save those who were suffering.
**[12:49] Luna**
And now, she's no longer with us.
**[12:53] Luna**
But...
**[12:56] Luna**
I'm very proud of my mother.
**[13:04] Noir**
Luna...
**[13:05] Luna**
And because I am my mother's daughter,
**[13:08] Luna**
I want to use this power for others...
**[13:19] Luna**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
***SIGN*** There's trouble!
***SIGN*** A wall collapsed! Someone help!
***SIGN*** There's a child underneath!
***SIGN*** He's terribly injured!
**[13:37] Lola**
Hey, are you okay?
**[13:43] Emma**
Hang in there!
**[13:44] Lola**
W-We need to heal him immediately.
**[13:48] Luna**
I wonder sometimes...
**[13:51] Luna**
Why are we born into this world?
**[13:55] Noir**
I still don't know the answer to that.
**[13:59] Luna**
It's all right.
**[14:01] Luna**
I'm sure you'll find that answer someday.
**[14:04] Noir**
I guess you've already found yours, Luna.
**[14:08] Luna**
Yes.
**[14:09] Luna**
I can save lives and bring
about so many smiles.
**[14:13] Luna**
That is my mission!
**[14:21] Luna**
Healing Shot!
**[14:32] Emma**
Thank goodness!
**[14:33] Lola**
Luna!
**[14:34] Noir**
W-Wow...
**[14:35] Noir**
I guess your cleric title isn't just for show.
**[14:42] Noir**
Luna—
**[14:46] Noir**
Huh?! Luna?!
**[14:50] Noir**
Are you... Huh?!
**[14:55] Sign**
I don't
wanna die
**[14:56] Luna**
I-I don't wanna die...
**[15:00] Luna**
Curses are scary!
**[15:03] Noir**
*Where did all of her bravery go?!*
**[15:05] Noir**
*Wait, could this be...*
***SIGN*** Skill
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Cowardice
***SIGN*** Depleting mana or receiving
***SIGN*** intense attacks may make the
***SIGN*** user even more cowardly.
**[15:13] Noir**
*Th-This probably sucks a lot.*
**[15:20] Lola**
Luna!
**[15:22] Lola**
Oh, I knew it.
**[15:24] Lola**
Luna's always like this.
**[15:27] Lola**
Don't worry, she'll be awake in no time.
**[15:33] Luna**
Mommy...
**[15:35] Lola**
Don't worry, Mommy's right here.
Come on, now, up you go.
**[15:41] Luna**
I can't believe you saw that!
Please just forget it!
**[15:45] Luna**
Please! Please! I beg of you!
**[15:49] Emma**
Hey, it's okay...
**[15:51] Noir**
Yeah.
**[15:52] Luna**
Now, let us proceed! Maria needs our help!
**[15:56] Luna**
Onward!
**[16:00] Noir**
B-But...
**[16:02] Luna**
Y-You don't need to worry about me...
**[16:05] Luna**
I'm not scared of... anything...
**[16:07] Noir**
Luna, let's figure out another way.
**[16:10] Luna**
Huh?
**[16:12] Luna**
B-But why?
**[16:14] Noir**
Your legs.
**[16:17] Luna**
I-I just can't contain my excitement!
**[16:19] Noir**
But you said you were scared of curses.
**[16:21] Luna**
What? No way. Can't recall.
**[16:25] Lola**
Bad Luna!
**[16:27] Lola**
Just tell us the truth already.
**[16:30] Lola**
You're scared, aren't you?
**[16:34] Luna**
If I save Maria, it's very likely
that I'm going to...
**[16:40] Luna**
die.
**[16:43] Luna**
Just thinking about that is terrifying.
**[16:48] Luna**
I'm a failure as a cleric.
**[16:56] Lola**
You'll die if you lift a curse?
**[16:59] Lola**
You never told me that before!
**[17:00] Luna**
I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But I...
**[17:05] Lola**
Huh...
**[17:06] Lola**
So I've been hanging out
with you this whole time
**[17:09] Lola**
without realizing something that important.
**[17:12] Luna**
N-No!
**[17:13] Lola**
Some best friend! It pisses me off!
**[17:20] Lola**
I'm so mad that I was so clueless.
**[17:22] Luna**
Huh?
**[17:24] Lola**
I'm sorry I didn't realize how
much you were suffering.
**[17:30] Lola**
You're always like this, Luna!
**[17:31] Lola**
You always put others before yourself!
**[17:35] Luna**
Lola...
**[17:37] Lola**
Rely on me... Please.
**[17:41] Lola**
Stupid Luna...
**[17:43] Luna**
Okay.
**[17:49] Noir**
*Lola... Luna...*
**[17:53] Noir**
*There's something great about these two.*
**[18:03] Lola**
Sorry about all this.
**[18:05] Luna**
You ended up witnessing
such an embarrassing scene.
**[18:08] Noir**
Oh, no. It was a feast for my eyes.
**[18:12] Noir**
Er, I was very moved by you two.
**[18:15] Lola**
But what should we do?
**[18:17] Emma**
If we try to save Miss Maria,
then Luna will...
**[18:24] Noir**
Don't worry.
**[18:27] Noir**
Things aren't completely hopeless yet.
**[18:31] Noir**
I'll be able to make this work
without any casualties.
**[18:37] Noir**
* Earlier, I just gave it a shot,*
* and took a look at Luna's Lift Curse skill.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Erases curse skills.
***SIGN*** However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
***SIGN*** proportion to the strength of the curse.
**[18:43] Noir**
* I tried to get rid of the whole*
* "lifespan is reduced" part, but...*
***SIGN*** Uses
***SIGN*** Necessary
**[18:50] Noir**
*There's no way I can do 10,000 LP.*
***SIGN*** User's lifespan
is reduced.
***SIGN*** Lifespan
***SIGN*** Finances
***SIGN*** rels
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[18:54] Noir**
*Then how about this?*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** However, the user's lifespan is reduced in
***SIGN*** Erases curse skills.
***SIGN*** proportion to the strength of the curse.
**[18:56] Noir**
*I'll just change "lifespan" to "finances."*
***SIGN*** However, the user's finances are reduced in
***SIGN*** Uses
***SIGN*** Necessary
**[19:00] Noir**
*Perfect. This should work.*
***SIGN*** Lifespan
***SIGN*** Finances
***SIGN*** rels
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** User's finances
are reduced.
**[19:06] Noir**
There's a way to save Miss Maria
without having to sacrifice Luna.
**[19:12] Emma**
Really, Noir?
**[19:13] Noir**
Yup!
**[19:15] Noir**
But I don't have quite
enough LP to use this skill...
**[19:20] Three**
LP?
***SIGN*** Lacking
**[19:26] Luna**
Delicious foods...
**[19:29] Lola**
Making money and satisfying
worldly desires...
**[19:31] Emma**
And doing exciting things with
attractive members of the opposite sex...
**[19:36] Noir**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:38] Noir**
I can't use my Get Creative
or Editor skills without LP.
**[19:42] Noir**
You know, you can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs...
**[19:48] Noir**
A-Anyway! Can you think of a way
for me to get 2,000 more LP?
**[19:54] Noir**
And maybe something
that'll increase Luna's finances.
**[19:58] Emma**
You make it sound so easy.
**[20:00] Luna**
I highly doubt there's
anything that convenient.
**[20:02] Lola**
But there is.
**[20:03] Both**
Huh?!
**[20:05] Lola**
A certain noble holds the perfect event
for this occasion every week.
**[20:11] Lola**
The next time it will be held is this weekend,
**[20:13] Lola**
so we'll make it just in time to lift the curse.
**[20:16] Noir**
What kind of event is it?
**[20:19] Lola**
It's called...
**[20:21] All**
It's called...?
**[20:22] Lola**
The Harem Pride Event!
**[20:27] Peppero**
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dudes!
**[20:31] Peppero**
Tonight, another ten that
I'm jealous of... I mean...
**[20:35] Peppero**
We'll be meeting some reckless scoundrels
who'll be showing off their hot girlfriends
**[20:42] Peppero**
for a chance at one million rels!
***SIGN*** Unforgivable!
***SIGN*** Boo!
***SIGN*** Those lucky bastards!
***SIGN*** Piss off!
**[20:50] Peppero**
So vent all the stress you can at
the sight of these shitty normies!
**[21:00] Lola**
Apparently, the host of this event has been
betrayed by women countless times.
**[21:05] Lola**
And the gentlemen who have gathered
here have experienced something similar.
**[21:10] Lola**
Most of them, apparently,
don't have any lovers.
**[21:14] Crowd A**
Death to hot guys!
**[21:16] Crowd B**
Screw harems!
**[21:18] Crowd**
Harems are unforgivable!
**[21:20] Noir**
* Th-This isn't a pride event...*
* This is slander.*
**[21:26] Peppero**
Are you ready, my dudes?
**[21:30] Peppero**
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
**[21:43] Noir**
I-I think I want to go home now...
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:22] Alice**
Alice Theater.
**[23:27] Alice**
Big Brother...
**[23:31] Alice**
Y-You're back!
**[23:34] Noir**
What were you doing, Alice?
**[23:36] Alice**
Th-This is just... um...
**[23:38] Alice**
I was just fixing your sheets!
**[23:41] Noir**
They seem messier than before.
**[23:45] Noir**
Don't worry. I'm just going
to sleep in them as-is.
**[23:48] Alice**
Huh? Big Brother?
**[23:50] Noir**
I mean... we're siblings.
**[23:53] Noir**
We used to sleep together
like this all the time.
**[23:56] Alice**
Y-Yes, of course!
**[24:04] Noir**
*U-Uh, hello? Alice is your little sister.*
**[24:06] Noir**
*There's no way... my LP would go up...*
**[24:12] Noir**
*Why?*
**[24:17] Luna**
Next time, "The Future of This Harem."
***SIGN*** #05 "The Future of This Harem"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Fuumi
# E5 - The Future of This Harem
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ3JM/the-future-of-this-harem)
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**[00:08] Amane**
Maria, I brought your medi—
**[00:12] Amane**
Maria!
**[00:14] Amane**
Are you all right?!
**[00:15] Maria**
M-My chest...
**[00:29] Amane**
*The curse... It's gotten this strong already.*
**[00:35] Amane**
*Someone, please... save Maria.*
***SIGN*** #05 "The Future of This Harem"
**[02:16] Peppero**
Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
**[02:22] Crowd A**
Hurry up and start!
**[02:24] Crowd B**
We'll judge you!
**[02:25] Crowd C**
We'll beat you to a pulp!
**[02:29] Emma**
Wh-What's going on?
**[02:32] Lola**
While the crowd insults you and
yells defamatory remarks at you,
**[02:35] Lola**
they rate your harem.
**[02:37] Lola**
As you can see, it's pretty messed up.
**[02:39] Luna**
Talk about bad taste...
**[02:41] Noir**
*It'll be okay. I believe in these girls.*
**[02:45] Noir**
*There's nothing to be afra—*
***SIGN*** Get out here already!
***SIGN*** I'll yell at you!
**[02:49] Crowd**
Where are the uggos?!
***SIGN*** I'll curse you!
**[02:52] Noir**
*There's nothing to be afraid of... I think.*
**[02:55] Peppero**
All right, let's get yelling at these
normies to vent some stress.
**[02:59] Peppero**
Entry number one!
Let's have the harem step forth!
**[03:11] Mira**
I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant!
**[03:15] Mira**
Smoochies!
**[03:20] Mira**
Wh-What's going on?
**[03:24] Crowd A**
Barf...
***SIGN*** I'm gonna barf! Horf!
**[03:30] Crowd E**
Come on! Do something about
that oinker of a nose!
**[03:34] Crowd B**
God, you're ugly!
**[03:35] Crowd B**
You should get reincarnated
again in another world!
**[03:37] Crowd C**
At least you've got pretty hair!
But the rest of you sucks!
**[03:41] Crowd C**
You'd make any meal taste gross!
**[03:44] Peppero**
True, that kiss she blew earlier
would be equivalent to littering.
***SIGN*** Right?!
***SIGN*** You're absolutely right!
**[03:52] Noir**
*Th-This may be harder than I thought...*
**[03:55] Mira**
That's so mean...
**[03:57] Man A**
Hey! That's enough, you jerks!
This is why you can't even get girlfri—
**[04:01] Crowd A**
We don't want any!
**[04:03] Crowd D**
If we had to walk around
with that uggo there...
**[04:06] Crowd C**
...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch.
***SIGN*** Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo!
**[04:12] Noir**
*N-No one could possibly survive this...*
**[04:16] Peppero**
One moment!
**[04:17] Peppero**
They don't get to leave until I score them.
**[04:21] Peppero**
And now for the scores...
**[04:24] Peppero**
Out of 1,000...
**[04:26] Peppero**
Thirty!
**[04:28] Peppero**
Twenty-six!
**[04:29] Peppero**
Five!
**[04:31] Peppero**
Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000!
**[04:36] Noir**
*This place is harsher than any dungeon...*
**[04:40] Emma**
Now I wanna go home!
**[04:42] Noir**
Emma...
**[04:43] Lola**
Feel free to leave at any time.
**[04:47] Lola**
Noir can still count on me.
**[04:49] Emma**
I-I'm not going home!
I can handle insults like that!
**[04:54] Noir**
* Good job, Lola. She got Emma*
* back in the game instantly.*
***SIGN*** Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
**[05:06] Noir**
* After that, the rest of the teams*
* had to face a storm of insults.*
***SIGN*** Yikes!
***SIGN*** That last uggo was way better!
**[05:17] Noir**
* The more rounds that passed,*
* the harsher the crowd got.*
**[05:21] Noir**
*The insults just kept digging deeper.*
***SIGN*** God, my eyes are rotting!
***SIGN*** You never looked in a mirror before?
***SIGN*** Who let you out in public?
**[05:33] Noir**
* And then, team number 9*
* flipped it all around...*
**[05:38] Lola**
Th-That's...
**[05:39] Noir**
What is it?
**[05:40] Lola**
That's an adventurer team
from our rival guild, Lahmu.
**[05:45] Noir**
Huh... They've got some
hotties on another level.
**[05:48] Emma**
Oh, Noir.
**[05:50] Lola**
Now's not the time to be admiring them.
**[05:52] Luna**
Yeah, because we need to beat them.
**[05:58] Peppero**
A total of... 2,700 points.
**[06:02] Noir**
*Huh... They actually do score hot girls high.*
**[06:06] Crowd B**
What can we do?
**[06:07] Crowd C**
Let's hold off until the next ones.
**[06:10] Noir**
*The crowd's frustration is building.*
**[06:12] Noir**
*What should we do? If these girls...*
**[06:16] Noir**
*end up humiliated like that...*
**[06:21] Noir**
*W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here!*
**[06:24] Peppero**
And now, let's have the final team come forth!
**[06:32] Noir**
*C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot.*
**[06:39] Noir**
Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry.
**[06:43] Noir**
I've got your back.
**[06:45] Emma**
Noir...
**[06:47] Peppero**
Well, come out here and show your stuff!
**[06:49] Emma**
Okay!
**[06:51] Emma**
Right, let's do this!
**[06:55] Noir**
Yeah! She's got a spring in her step!
**[06:57] Lola**
She's got some springs in
a few other places, too...
**[07:02] Emma**
I-I'm Emma! I just started
at the Hero Academy!
**[07:08] Emma**
I, uh... I'm still really new at this,
so I might not be much help,
**[07:13] Emma**
but I can at least hear out your problems.
**[07:16] Emma**
S-So feel free to talk to me anytime!
**[07:27] Crowd B**
...plode.
**[07:28] Emma**
Huh?
**[07:29] Crowd**
Explode!
**[07:32] Crowd B**
If I could bury my face in her boobs,
all my troubles would vanish!
**[07:36] Crowd A**
And she's an elite from the Hero Academy?
**[07:38] Crowd C**
She has a nice personality, too! Awesome!
**[07:44] Noir**
Th-Thank goodness.
**[07:48] Luna**
I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric.
**[07:52] Luna**
If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know.
**[07:54] Luna**
I have a healing bullet
with your name on it.
**[07:58] Crowd A**
I-It's Lady Luna!
**[08:01] Crowd B**
She has a boyfriend?
**[08:02] Crowd C**
Please heal my wounded heart!
**[08:05] Lola**
I'm Lola!
**[08:07] Lola**
I'm a receptionist at the
adventurer guild Odin.
**[08:11] Lola**
To all of you future adventurers out there,
**[08:14] Lola**
we'll be waiting for you at our guild!
**[08:17] Crowd D**
Sh-She pointed at me!
**[08:19] Crowd C**
Don't be stupid! She pointed at me!
**[08:21] Crowd A**
I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with
you to be your adventurer boy!
**[08:29] Peppero**
And now for the results...
**[08:32] Peppero**
Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points!
**[08:35] Peppero**
The highest score in our history?!
**[08:38] Noir**
We...
**[08:39] Emma**
We did it!
**[08:42] Luna**
We won, Noir!
**[08:44] Noir**
Yeah!
**[08:45] Lola**
No, not yet.
**[08:47] Lola**
It's only just begun.
**[08:49] Peppero**
Correct!
**[08:52] Peppero**
Don't get too excited yet!
**[08:54] Peppero**
We're still... just getting started!
**[08:58] Peppero**
You can only win this event if you manage
to satisfy everyone in this venue!
**[09:03] Emma**
What?! That's not fair!
**[09:05] Peppero**
Silence! Those are the rules!
**[09:08] Peppero**
Now the harem members will
be presented with a scenario
**[09:11] Peppero**
and have to show their love for their master!
**[09:16] Peppero**
There are three scenarios.
***SIGN*** 1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do?
***SIGN*** 2. What do you do when your master catches a cold?
***SIGN*** 3. Prove that you are the best harem ever.
**[09:18] Noir**
Th-Those are really detailed.
**[09:20] Luna**
Can we have time to hold a meeting?
**[09:23] Peppero**
Very well. You get thirty seconds.
**[09:26] Luna**
So what are we going to do?
**[09:28] Lola**
We need some fresh reactions,
so we should keep these secret from Noir.
**[09:31] Emma**
Okay!
**[09:32] Luna**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[09:34] Lola**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[09:35] Emma**
What?! We're doing something that bold?!
**[09:37] Peppero**
Our first scenario!
**[09:39] Peppero**
It's a cold night, and your master
is shivering. What do you do?
**[09:43] Peppero**
Go!
**[09:44] Noir**
W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die.
**[09:49] Lola**
Oh, are you cold?
**[09:51] Luna**
You'll be okay now.
**[09:52] Emma**
We'll warm you right up!
**[09:55] Peppero**
Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child...
**[09:59] Peppero**
But what's this?!
**[10:01] Peppero**
They're rubbing their bodies
against his to produce heat?!
**[10:05] Crowd A**
C-Crap...
**[10:06] Crowd B**
If they did that to me on a cold night...
**[10:09] Crowd C**
I'd die for a completely different reason...
**[10:12] Peppero**
Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario!
**[10:15] Peppero**
What do you do when your
master catches a cold?
**[10:18] Peppero**
You'll have to use a prop this time!
**[10:25] Lola**
You're always working so hard.
**[10:29] Emma**
You need to rest when you have a cold.
**[10:35] Luna**
Open wide, Noir.
**[10:40] Crowd A**
She's blowing on it!
Even though it's cold bread?!
**[10:42] Crowd B**
Even if it's not hot at all?!
**[10:44] Crowd C**
Sh-She's doing it so naturally!
**[10:46] Crowd C**
Does that mean she's always
feeding him freshly baked bread?
**[10:50] Crowd D**
Th-This isn't like any cold I've had
before... What's with them?
**[10:55] Peppero**
M-My wife and daughter used to also...
**[11:00] Peppero**
Next scenario!
**[11:02] Peppero**
It's your last chance to show
how powerful your harem is!
**[11:04] Peppero**
Prove that you are the best harem ever!
**[11:08] Noir**
*This is suddenly pretty vague.*
**[11:11] Noir**
*What are the girls going to...*
**[11:13] Noir**
Huh?
**[11:13] Girls**
Ready, and...
**[11:25] Crowd B**
My eyes! My eyes are sweating!
**[11:28] Peppero**
Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks
of my wife and daughter!
**[11:32] Peppero**
Don't remind me of a past
that I can never get back!
**[11:38] Peppero**
Here's your reward!
**[11:39] Peppero**
We'll just say you won!
Now get out of my sight!
**[11:46] Emma**
We did it!
**[11:47] Lola**
We did.
**[11:48] Luna**
Yeah.
**[11:51] Noir**
*So we actually got the one million rels!*
**[11:54] Noir**
* Since I got to feel like I'm actually in*
* a harem, plus the fact that we won...*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[12:09] Doctor**
I've done everything I can.
**[12:14] Sign**
That was scary...
**[12:15] Noir**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[12:29] Luna**
This must be it.
**[12:30] Emma**
What a gorgeous mansion.
**[12:32] Lola**
Well, she is a duke's daughter.
**[12:41] Noir**
Amane...
**[12:44] Amane**
Noir? What are you doing here?
**[12:47] Noir**
Sorry.
**[12:49] Noir**
I ended up having a peek at
Miss Maria's stats with my skill.
**[12:53] Amane**
What? Then...
**[12:55] Noir**
Yes. I know about the curse.
That's why we're here.
**[13:04] Noir**
Miss Maria still has time.
**[13:06] Noir**
She hasn't turned sixteen yet.
**[13:20] Maria**
*I knew ever since I was little...*
**[13:24] Maria**
* that it was my fate to die*
* before ever becoming an adult.*
**[13:31] Maria**
* The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer*
* who was defeated by my ancestor.*
**[13:39] Maria**
* The curse didn't afflict*
* everyone in my family. Just me.*
**[13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother**
Maria...
**[13:47] (Flashback) Maria father**
Maria! Wake up!
**[13:57] Maria**
*Why was God so cruel to me?*
**[14:02] Maria**
* No matter how much I struggled,*
* I couldn't escape this curse.*
**[14:07] Maria**
*In that case...*
**[14:09] Maria**
* In that case, I wanted to*
* live my life proudly*
**[14:11] Maria**
* as a duke's daughter*
* until the very last moment.*
**[14:14] Maria**
*That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy.*
**[14:18] Maria**
*And that's when I met...*
**[14:23] Amane**
Pardon me.
**[14:25] Amane**
I've brought guests.
**[14:30] Maria's Father**
Amane, who is this?
**[14:32] Noir**
It's an honor to meet you.
My name is Noir Stardia.
**[14:35] Noir**
I apologize for just showing up at this hour.
**[14:37] Noir**
I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria.
**[14:40] Maria's Father**
Y-You're...
**[14:42] Luna**
I apologize for last time.
**[14:44] Maria's Father**
Could it be... that you've come
to lift my daughter's curse?
**[14:47] Luna**
Yes.
**[14:48] Maria's Father**
But... you said that it was
impossible to lift this curse.
**[14:52] Luna**
Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it.
**[14:56] Luna**
I did have a reason for declining
your request, though.
**[15:00] Maria's Father**
And what might that be?
**[15:02] Luna**
You see, I can lift curses, but at the
cost of taking part of my lifespan.
**[15:07] Maria's Father**
But that would mean...
**[15:09] Luna**
When the curse was weak, I was usually fine.
**[15:14] Luna**
But the curse that plagues
Miss Maria is very powerful.
**[15:18] Luna**
Even though my elven blood allows
me to live longer than humans,
**[15:21] Luna**
that still wouldn't be enough.
**[15:24] Maria's Father**
I see... So that's why...
**[15:28] Maria's Father**
We couldn't possibly ask you to do that.
**[15:31] Noir**
No, it's all right.
**[15:34] Noir**
I used my skill so she'd lose her
finances instead of her lifespan.
**[15:38] Noir**
And we've raised more than
enough money to make up for it.
**[15:43] Noir**
So you don't need to worry anymore.
**[15:44] Noir**
Leave this to us.
**[15:50] Amane**
You're just as Maria expected.
**[15:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:53] Amane**
She figured you had some
kind of special power.
**[15:58] Amane**
You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity
ever since entering the Hero Academy.
**[16:02] Amane**
You were skilled enough to
defeat such a powerful monster.
**[16:06] Noir**
So she knew that I defeated it?
**[16:09] Amane**
Yes.
**[16:10] Amane**
Perhaps it's because she was
always ill from her curse,
**[16:13] Amane**
but she is skilled at reading others' emotions.
**[16:18] Maria**
Noir?
**[16:21] Noir**
Miss Maria, we've come to save you.
**[16:24] Maria**
Wh-Why would you...
**[16:27] Noir**
Why? Did you forget?
**[16:30] Noir**
When we first met in class,
you accepted me with open arms.
**[16:36] Noir**
And even during battle training,
even though I'm the son of a baronet...
**[16:40] Noir**
You didn't even hesitate to talk to me.
**[16:42] Noir**
You're the only one who acknowledged me.
**[16:46] Noir**
You have no idea how happy that made me.
**[16:48] Noir**
I could never thank you enough...
**[16:51] Maria**
Noir...
**[16:54] Noir**
So today, I wanted to repay you
for your kindness and lift this curse...
**[16:57] Maria**
Noir! What's wrong?
**[17:00] Noir**
Oh, sorry.
**[17:01] Noir**
I ended up using quite a bit of LP
to do something about this curse...
**[17:06] Maria**
LP?
**[17:07] Noir**
Oh, uh... Basically, my life force.
**[17:10] Maria**
Your life force?!
**[17:11] Maria**
You went so far as to do that for me?
**[17:13] Noir**
Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger
or desire for material things...
**[17:17] Noir**
o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to
interact with a charming lady...
**[17:21] Noir**
Huh?
**[17:23] Noir**
M-Miss Maria?
**[17:26] Maria**
*O God, you truly are cruel.*
**[17:30] Maria**
* Giving me the pleasure of living*
* through a curse of death...*
**[17:38] Maria's Mother**
Oh, my.
**[17:42] Maria**
Um... Do you feel a little better now?
**[17:46] Noir**
Y-Yes! Of course!
**[17:48] Luna**
Ahem.
**[17:50] Luna**
I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes.
**[17:53] Maria**
O-Okay.
**[17:54] Noir**
Don't worry! I'll be right here.
**[18:00] Luna**
All right, here we go.
**[18:07] Noir**
Miss Maria, you can do this!
**[18:38] Luna**
Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just...
**[19:07] Noir**
Miss Maria?
**[19:12] Maria**
Noir, I...
**[19:15] Noir**
How do you feel?
**[19:18] Maria**
The pain in my chest is gone!
**[19:20] Noir**
One moment!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30
***SIGN*** 16 years
Skills:
**[19:25] Noir**
I was able to confirm with my skill.
**[19:28] Noir**
The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone.
**[19:39] Maria's mother**
Thank goodness.
**[19:40] Amane**
Maria!
**[19:42] Maria**
Amane.
**[19:43] Noir**
We did it.
**[19:44] Luna**
Yeah. Now no one has to suffer.
**[19:48] Maria**
Th-Thank you so much. Truly...
**[19:51] Luna**
No, please allow me to thank you.
**[19:54] Luna**
I finally feel at ease,
now that I've lifted your curse.
**[20:00] Maria**
Noir.
**[20:05] Maria**
I could never thank you enough.
**[20:10] Maria**
I will spend the rest of my life
repaying this debt to you.
**[20:13] Noir**
R-Really, there's no need...
**[20:20] Noir**
* All of my yesterdays managed to open up*
* the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future.*
**[20:26] Noir**
* I guess it feels really nice*
* being able to help someone out.*
**[20:33] Emma**
Miss Maria totally fell for him.
**[20:37] Lola**
Now we have another rival.
**[20:39] Luna**
She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right.
**[20:42] Luna**
Actually, I sort of did, too...
**[20:47] Emma**
Noir, you doofus! You manwhore!
**[20:49] Noir**
What? What's going on?
**[20:52] Lola**
I actually aggressively agree
with Emma just this once.
**[20:55] Luna**
Indeed.
**[21:00] Noir**
And so, we were able to
successfully lift the curse.
**[21:04] Olivia**
Yeah, and it's all thanks
to the skills I gave you.
**[21:08] Noir**
Thanks for everything, ma'am.
**[21:10] Olivia**
Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant.
**[21:13] Olivia**
We literally butted our heads together.
**[21:15] Noir**
Did we?
**[21:16] Olivia**
But man, Noir, you smell!
**[21:19] Olivia**
I smell girls all over you more than ever!
**[21:22] Noir**
Well, that's probably because...
**[21:26] Noir**
We kissed a lot.
**[21:28] Olivia**
Say what?!
**[21:29] Noir**
O-Of course, it was to gain LP.
**[21:32] Olivia**
I don't care about the reason.
**[21:35] Olivia**
In that case, give me a kiss, too.
**[21:37] Noir**
Huh?!
**[21:38] Olivia**
Kiss me.
**[21:39] Olivia**
I'm the only one who hasn't
gotten one. It's not fair!
**[21:42] Noir**
W-Well, about that...
I'm usually the one getting kisses,
**[21:45] Noir**
so I'm not actually used to
giving them myself...
**[21:48] Olivia**
Well, I obviously can't do it.
My body won't move.
**[21:51] Noir**
W-Well, yes, you've got a point...
**[21:54] Olivia**
So go on. Kiss me, Noir.
**[22:06] Olivia**
Pfft. You call that a kiss?
**[22:08] Olivia**
Boo!
**[22:09] Noir**
Th-This is all I can manage!
**[22:11] Olivia**
Next time, I'll need a real kiss
that can actually satisfy me!
**[22:16] Olivia**
Make sure you get plenty
of practice with others!
**[23:50] Sign**
Alice Theater
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**[23:52] Alice**
Alice Theater!
**[23:54] Alice**
Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you
possibly be this late at night?
**[24:00] Alice**
Your well-adjusted little sister
is so worried that she can't sleep...
**[24:04] Alice**
I sense something!
**[24:07] Alice**
Three...
**[24:09] Alice**
No, four.
**[24:10] Alice**
Big Brother... I am very worried about you.
**[24:18] Alice**
Next time, "The Tulip Lion."
***SIGN*** #06 "The Tulip Lion"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Korie Riko
# E6 - The Tulip Lion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3ZP3V/the-tulip-lion)
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**[00:04] Emma**
Well, she's definitely from a duke's family.
**[00:07] Noir**
Yeah, this is beyond generous.
**[00:10] Luna**
Indeed. We should be grateful.
**[00:12] Lola**
We did lose all of the money we won
at the harem event, after all.
**[00:18] Noir**
*In return for breaking Miss Maria's curse,*
**[00:22] Noir**
*to our surprise...*
**[00:24] Noir**
We each got 100 million rels.
**[00:27] Luna**
I'm going to use mine to fix up my clinic.
**[00:31] Noir**
I wonder what I'm going to do with all this.
**[00:34] Emma**
Hey, why don't you use it to open up a shop?
**[00:37] Noir**
A shop?
**[00:38] Emma**
Maybe you could sell monster materials.
**[00:41] Emma**
Remember? We talked about this before.
**[00:43] Emma**
That's a decent future, no?
**[00:46] Emma**
I'd be happy to help.
**[00:48] Lola**
No, it's my admin and accounting
skills that Noir needs.
**[00:52] Lola**
Can boobs do calculations?
**[00:54] Lola**
I think not.
**[00:56] Emma**
Grr!
**[00:59] Luna**
Come now, you two.
**[01:01] Luna**
Arguing is never beautiful.
**[01:03] Luna**
Let's just compromise
and say Noir and I will...
**[01:06] Emma**
That's not a compromise!
**[01:08] Lola**
At all!
**[01:12] Noir**
H-Hey... I'll contact you guys later.
**[01:16] Noir**
So for today...
**[01:18] Noir**
I'm out!
***SIGN*** #06 "The Tulip Lion"
**[02:56] Noir's Dad**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
**[02:59] Noir**
I received that for saving
a duke's daughter.
**[03:03] Noir**
Believe it or not, there's
100 million rels in there!
**[03:05] Noir's dad**
One hundred million?!
**[03:08] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[03:10] Alice**
That's amazing, Brother Dearest.
**[03:12] Alice**
What are you going to do
with all this money?
**[03:16] Noir**
I'm not exactly sure yet.
**[03:20] Noir's Dad**
Noir, I can't let you be the only
breadwinner in this family.
**[03:25] Noir's dad**
Why not leave this money with me?
**[03:29] Noir**
Father...
**[03:30] Noir's Dad**
Nay! Say no more!
**[03:34] Noir**
You're planning to go
to the casino, aren't you?
**[03:36] Noir's dad**
Whoo! Hell yeah!
**[03:38] Noir's dad**
You're so bright, my son!
You totally get me!
**[03:41] Alice**
To put it lightly, he's absolute trash.
**[03:41] Noir's dad**
You're a mind reader!
**[03:44] Noir's dad**
I never want to work again!
**[03:44] Noir's Mom**
He brings shame upon our family.
**[03:46] Noir's dad**
I know, right?
**[03:49] Noir**
How about opening up a shop?
**[03:51] Noir**
Maybe an item shop...
one that handles rare materials.
**[03:55] Noir**
I'll gather our goods.
**[03:57] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[03:58] Alice**
How wonderful!
**[04:00] Noir's dad**
Hire me!
**[04:02] Noir**
Then let's go with that.
**[04:04] Noir**
Father, please find a good
location and do the paperwork
**[04:07] Noir**
we'll need to submit to the government.
**[04:09] Noir's dad**
Leave it to me!
**[04:11] Alice**
I'll keep a very close eye on him
so that he doesn't pocket the money.
**[04:16] Noir's Dad**
H-How little do you trust me?
**[04:25] Noir**
*And so, to collect monster materials...*
**[04:30] Noir**
*I decided to conquer more of the dungeon.*
**[04:39] Noir**
Hello, Master.
**[04:43] Noir**
Master? Are you sleeping?
**[04:48] Noir**
M-Master?
**[04:51] Noir**
Wait, it can't be...
**[05:02] Noir**
I knew you were faking it.
You sure love pulling pranks.
**[05:07] Olivia**
Well, that's because you
never come to see me!
**[05:12] Noir**
Er, I just came here the other day.
**[05:15] Olivia**
So what's up? Exploring the dungeon today?
**[05:18] Noir**
Yes. I wanted to gather
some treasures and materials.
**[05:22] Noir**
And I'd like to get stronger.
**[05:24] Olivia**
Then you should Get Creative and
make the Dungeon Elevator skill
**[05:27] Olivia**
so you can conquer it more efficiently.
**[05:29] Olivia**
Once you've been to a floor,
you can instantly travel there next time.
**[05:35] Olivia**
Though once you use it, you won't be
able to use it again for another hour.
**[05:39] Noir**
That sounds great. I'll get right to it.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2000
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1400
**[05:43] Olivia**
Also, I'd recommend
the Blinding Light skill.
**[05:46] Olivia**
Just like the name suggests,
it's great at blinding things.
**[05:50] Noir**
I guess I'll add that, too, then.
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1400
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1200
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**[05:53] Noir**
I should give it a test run...
**[05:56] Noir**
Oh, God! I forgot to close my eyes!
**[06:01] Olivia**
Oh, you're such a klutz, Noir!
**[06:04] Noir**
I-It's sort of strange having
you laugh at me in that state.
**[06:14] Noir**
* I didn't find any noteworthy monsters*
* on the third or fourth floors.*
**[06:17] Noir**
*Then I got to the fifth...*
**[06:22] Noir**
*I sense a presence over there.*
**[06:27] Noir**
*Did they fight and end up killing each other?*
**[06:31] Noir**
*Or...*
**[06:43] Noir**
*A pitch-black lion?*
**[06:46] Noir**
*I-I need to use Discerning Eye!*
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Level:
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**[06:53] Noir**
*I'm not getting any information?!*
**[07:01] Noir**
*Th-Then I'll just have to...*
**[07:04] Noir**
*use Blinding Light!*
**[07:10] Noir**
* And then Dungeon Elevator*
* to get the hell outta here!*
**[07:13] Tigerson**
W-Wait, human. I must speak with you.
**[07:17] Noir**
I-It talked?!
**[07:21] Tigerson**
You have no reason to fear me.
**[07:23] Tigerson**
I am not suspicious in the least.
**[07:26] Noir**
*Er, I'm not sure about that.*
**[07:29] Noir**
*And...*
**[07:31] Noir**
* Why does it have a tulip*
* growing on its head?!*
**[07:34] Tigerson**
Human, having acknowledged the talent
you must have to reach this floor,
**[07:39] Tigerson**
I have a request.
**[07:41] Tigerson**
I will take you to the
sixth floor, and in return,
**[07:45] Tigerson**
I would like you to search for someone.
**[07:53] Noir**
*I-I accepted his offer for a ride, but...*
**[08:05] Noir**
M-Mr. Lion, you're very strong.
**[08:09] Tigerson**
My name is not Lion. I am Tigerson.
**[08:12] Noir**
*Tiger... Huh? Tiger?*
**[08:16] Tigerson**
My friend gave me this name.
**[08:18] Tigerson**
It is my pride and joy.
**[08:20] Noir**
I-I see...
**[08:23] Noir**
Pleased to meet you. I'm Noir Stardia.
**[08:25] Tigerson**
Noir... No need for formalities.
**[08:28] Noir**
All right.
**[08:30] Noir**
So who's this person you want
me to find on the sixth floor?
**[08:34] Tigerson**
My friend.
**[08:41] Tigerson**
Long ago, I accompanied my friend here.
**[08:45] Tigerson**
We made it to the fifth floor handily,
**[08:47] Tigerson**
but then my friend said he'd
explore the sixth on his own.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Vashelle**
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
**[08:53] (Flashback) Vashelle**
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Vashelle**
I promise I'll be back.
**[09:00] Tigerson**
So I've been waiting this whole time.
**[09:04] Noir**
H-How long have you been waiting?
**[09:07] Tigerson**
Around 350 years now.
**[09:09] Noir**
Three hundred and fifty years?! Then, uh...
**[09:13] Tigerson**
My friend is an elf.
**[09:15] Tigerson**
Elves live long lives, some as long as 500 years.
**[09:20] Noir**
I see. Still, you're very faithful.
**[09:24] Noir**
You didn't consider just
going to the sixth floor?
**[09:26] Tigerson**
I promised my friend Vashelle
that I would wait on the fifth floor.
**[09:31] Tigerson**
A promise to a friend is absolute.
**[09:36] Noir**
*He's very considerate of his friend.*
**[09:40] Noir**
* I left Tigerson behind*
* and came to the sixth floor.*
**[09:46] Noir**
*It's so dark.*
**[09:49] Noir**
*Blinding Light is meant for blinding others.*
**[09:52] Noir**
*It won't really help me look around.*
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1200
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Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.1000
**[09:57] Noir**
*All right, now I should be able to see.*
**[10:06] Noir**
*There's something there.*
**[10:15] Noir**
*It sorta looks like a person, but...*
**[10:22] Noir**
*That's definitely not a person!*
**[10:28] Noir**
*Discerning Eye!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sextuple Zombie Lv.110
***SIGN*** Skills
**[10:31] Noir**
*A Sextuple Zombie?!*
**[10:38] Noir**
*And now its friends are here!*
**[10:52] Noir**
What the hell is this?!
**[11:02] Noir**
I-Its body breaks into six parts.
**[11:05] Noir**
So that's why it's called a Sextuple Zombie...
**[11:08] Noir**
I'll use the other door to get outside.
**[11:15] Noir**
A-Another one?!
**[11:25] Noir**
*He seems different from the other zombies...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Zombie Lv.170
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** Archery (Grade B)
***SIGN*** Dual-Wielded Daggers (Grade C)
***SIGN*** Sharp Ears
**[11:32] Noir**
*These skills...*
**[11:34] Noir**
*And...*
**[11:36] Noir**
*W-Wait, is he Tigerson's friend?*
**[11:39] Noir**
*Vashelle?!*
**[11:43] Sign**
Hello
**[11:43] Sign**
Why does he have
a tulip on his head?
**[11:43] Tigerson**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:55] Noir**
Are you Vashelle?
**[11:59] Noir**
* That's not gonna work.*
* I need to turn him back somehow.*
**[12:03] Noir**
*Okay, I'll delete that "Zombified" skill.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Needed to delete
***SIGN*** Available LP.
**[12:07] Noir**
*It's not cheap, but...*
**[12:28] Vashelle**
Wh-What happened?
**[12:30] Noir**
Are you the elf named Vashelle?
**[12:33] Vashelle**
Y-Yes, I am.
**[12:36] Noir**
My name is Noir.
**[12:38] Noir**
I actually need to talk to you.
**[12:47] Vashelle**
Tigerson? Really?
**[12:49] Noir**
Yes. As promised, he's been
waiting on the fifth floor.
**[12:52] Vashelle**
But...
**[12:55] Vashelle**
It's been more than 300 years.
**[13:00] Vashelle**
He's truly a great friend.
**[13:03] Noir**
Yes.
**[13:05] Vashelle**
I just randomly named him Tigerson,
but he fell in love with the name.
**[13:11] Vashelle**
Before I came to this dungeon,
**[13:13] Vashelle**
he saved me, even though he didn't know me.
**[13:18] Vashelle**
He tried to leave without saying a word,
so I ended up asking him
**[13:22] Vashelle**
if he'd like to be my friend.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Tigerson**
The other 990,000 creatures I have
encountered all pointed a weapon at me.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Tigerson**
You're the only one who reached out to me.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Tigerson**
I've never had a friend before.
**[13:44] Vashelle**
After that, I came to this dungeon
to search for a treasure to send
**[13:48] Vashelle**
to my love back home.
**[13:50] Vashelle**
I happened to find the
password in an ancient text.
**[13:54] Noir**
And that's how you and
Tigerson got to the fifth floor.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Vashelle**
There'll be a lot of traps ahead.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Vashelle**
Wait here. I'll use my
skills to get rid of them.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Vashelle**
I promise I'll be back.
**[14:07] Vashelle**
I can hardly call myself a friend if
he's just protecting me all the time.
**[14:12] Noir**
*I totally get that.*
**[14:14] Noir**
* Up until recently, Emma had*
* to protect me all the time.*
**[14:18] Vashelle**
And you saw how I ended up.
**[14:21] Vashelle**
How am I supposed to face him again?
**[14:24] Noir**
Vashelle...
**[14:26] Vashelle**
But I can't keep him waiting any longer.
**[14:42] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[14:49] Tigerson**
I see that you are safe, my friend.
**[14:58] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[15:00] Vashelle**
Let's give up on conquering this dungeon.
**[15:04] Tigerson**
I see. If that is what you wish.
**[15:07] Vashelle**
My love might still be waiting for me.
**[15:10] Vashelle**
But even if I'm wrong about that,
I think this is for the best.
**[15:16] Tigerson**
Indeed.
**[15:17] Vashelle**
But I told you before, right?
**[15:22] Vashelle**
Other races aren't allowed into my homeland.
**[15:30] Vashelle**
Which means...
**[15:32] Tigerson**
Yes, I know. We must part ways here.
**[15:41] Vashelle**
Your lifespan is limited...
**[15:44] Vashelle**
And yet... I wasted 350 years of your time...
**[15:48] Tigerson**
It's all right.
**[15:50] Tigerson**
You want to return home to your beloved.
**[15:53] Tigerson**
No one can stop matters of the heart.
**[15:57] Vashelle**
I'm so sorry... Truly.
**[16:02] Tigerson**
Do not worry about that.
I waited because I wanted to.
**[16:06] Vashelle**
Tigerson...
**[16:08] Tigerson**
The days I spent waiting for you had meaning.
**[16:18] Noir**
* I ended up using Dungeon Elevator*
* to return to the first floor,*
**[16:22] Noir**
*and then left the dungeon.*
**[16:24] Noir**
* Tigerson and Vashelle were*
* also heading toward the exit,*
**[16:29] Noir**
*but I'm sure they had a lot to talk about.*
**[16:43] Vashelle**
Noir, I will repay this favor to you someday.
**[16:47] Noir**
Don't even worry about it.
**[16:49] Vashelle**
Tigerson, once things calm down,
I promise to come see you again.
**[16:54] Vashelle**
Stay well, my friend.
**[16:55] Tigerson**
I am tough, if nothing else.
**[16:59] Vashelle**
True.
**[17:07] Vashelle**
Farewell, Tigerson!
**[17:09] Tigerson**
Farewell.
**[17:14] Vashelle**
*It was so much fun.*
**[17:16] Vashelle**
* The days I spent with you...*
* were so much fun.*
**[17:30] Tigerson**
Noir, I thank you for what you have done.
**[17:33] Noir**
What are you going to do now, Tigerson?
**[17:38] Tigerson**
Who knows?
**[17:41] Tigerson**
For now, I will go back to the fifth floor.
I forgot something there.
**[17:46] Tigerson**
Farewell.
**[17:56] Noir**
*I got curious, so I went back, too.*
**[18:10] Noir**
*Tigerson?*
**[18:12] Noir**
* He seemed pretty calm,*
* but I guess he's actually angry...*
**[18:21] Noir**
*He's not angry...*
**[18:23] Noir**
*He's crying.*
**[18:28] Tigerson**
Is that you, Noir?
**[18:30] Noir**
Yeah.
**[18:32] Tigerson**
I prepared myself for the day
I would have to part with him.
**[18:36] Tigerson**
And yet, now that I must face that reality...
**[18:42] Tigerson**
I am weak.
**[18:44] Noir**
That's not true!
**[18:47] Noir**
I imagined it, too. Having to
say goodbye to my loved ones...
**[18:52] Noir**
To be honest, it was so sad and painful
that I didn't want to imagine it.
**[18:56] Noir**
It felt like I was losing a part of myself.
**[19:00] Tigerson**
Noir...
**[19:03] Noir**
Let's do it.
**[19:06] Noir**
Let's be friends!
**[19:11] Tigerson**
Friends? You and me?
**[19:16] Noir**
Yeah, I'm serious.
**[19:18] Noir**
Actually, why don't you
come live at my place?
**[19:20] Noir**
It's much more comfortable sleeping on
a warm carpet than this cold stone floor.
**[19:25] Tigerson**
Aye. I shall take you up on that offer.
**[19:28] Tigerson**
I can at least serve as your guard lion.
**[19:32] Noir**
I guess that settles it.
**[19:34] Tigerson**
Hop onto my back.
**[19:36] Tigerson**
Let us go to your home.
**[19:40] Noir**
No, Tigerson.
**[19:44] Noir**
Let's go back to *our* home.
**[19:51] Tigerson**
*Ah, I see...*
**[19:54] Tigerson**
*I finally understand, Vashelle.*
**[19:57] Tigerson**
* There was another reason*
* that I waited 350 years.*
**[20:03] Tigerson**
*Today, I met another*
**[20:06] Tigerson**
* who reached out to me.*
* The second out of 990,000.*
**[20:23] Tigerson**
It's been so long since I felt the wind.
**[20:26] Tigerson**
It feels wonderful. Make sure
you don't get thrown off!
**[20:29] Noir**
Okay! Let's fly!
**[20:39] Noir's dad**
Wh-Wha...
**[20:40] Noir's Dad**
What?!
**[20:41] Noir**
I'm back, Father.
**[20:44] Noir's dad**
I-I can quite plainly see that...
**[20:47] Noir's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[20:48] Alice**
Brother Dearest! Did you make
that creature your familiar?
**[20:52] Noir**
No, Tigerson is my friend.
**[20:55] Noir's dad**
Tigerson? Its name isn't Lionson?
**[20:58] Noir**
Correct.
**[20:59] Noir's Dad**
Well, whatever.
**[21:02] Noir's dad**
More importantly...
It doesn't bite, does it?
**[21:05] Tigerson**
I would never do such a thing.
**[21:07] Noir's dad**
It can talk?! What a smart kitty.
**[21:11] Noir**
When we get our shop up and running,
he wants to be our guard lion.
**[21:15] Noir's dad**
I-I see. I have a feeling
he'll eat me if I say no, so...
**[21:21] Noir's mom**
I'll have to make an extra
special dinner tonight.
**[21:24] Noir's mom**
Come, Tigey. Have a seat.
**[21:27] Noir's Dad**
Tigey?!
**[21:30] Tigerson**
Thank you for your hospitality.
**[21:33] Alice**
What a magnificent mane.
**[21:36] Noir's dad**
Say, so what's the deal with the tulip?
**[21:39] Noir**
Oh, that's...
**[21:46] Alice**
My, how cute.
**[21:47] Tigerson**
Th-That's—
**[21:52] Noir**
As you can see, he gets a bit weird over it.
**[21:55] Noir's dad**
I see. So it's just like what
your mother is to me.
**[22:00] Noir**
* Well, anyway, that's how Tigerson*
* joined the Stardia family.*
**[22:07] Alice**
Take that!
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:41] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:43] Alice**
Alice Theater!
**[23:45] Noir**
What a surprise.
**[23:48] Noir**
I never would've figured Tigerson
had a weak spot like that.
**[23:51] Alice**
Everyone has a weak spot.
**[23:55] Noir**
Wait, that's...
**[23:58] Alice**
Brother Dearest, you must endure.
**[24:00] Alice**
There's a big one...
**[24:05] Alice**
My... It's so big, Brother Dearest...
**[24:17] Lola**
Next time, "The Receptionist Ranking."
***SIGN*** #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Mitsumomo Mamu
# E7 - The Receptionist Ranking
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**[00:04] Emma**
Noir, do we really have to go?
**[00:08] Noir**
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
**[00:14] Lola**
What?! Who do you think you are?!
**[00:17] Lola**
I've had enough of you!
**[00:18] Luna**
Lola, calm down!
**[00:20] Lola**
Let go! Let go of me!
**[00:23] Noir**
S-Sounds like something's going on...
**[00:25] Noir**
I hope everything's okay.
**[00:27] Lola**
You... You...
**[00:28] Lola**
I... I have to slug her!
**[00:32] Lola**
I won't be satisfied until I do!
***SIGN*** #07 "The Receptionist Ranking"
**[02:16] Emma**
Morning!
**[02:21] Noir**
Morning, Emma.
**[02:23] Noir**
I see that you're as, uh... bouncy as ever.
**[02:27] Emma**
Jeez, my face is up here, you perv!
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[02:35] Noir**
Y-You can let go now...
I've recovered some LP.
**[02:40] Emma**
Really? You might need a little more.
**[02:43] Noir**
Uh... but...
**[02:46] Noir**
It's a little embarrassing...
**[02:49] Emma**
Oh, fine.
**[02:51] Emma**
Okay, let's go.
**[02:53] Noir**
Sure.
**[02:54] Emma**
*Th-This is embarrassing for me, too...*
**[03:00] Student A**
Morning!
**[03:01] Student B**
Hey, morning.
**[03:04] Maria**
Good day, Noir and Emma.
**[03:07] Amane**
Thank you for the other day.
**[03:09] Noir**
No problem at all. Miss Maria,
you seem to have recovered completely.
**[03:13] Maria**
Yes. It's all thanks to you, Noir.
**[03:16] Noir**
Huh?
**[03:18] Noir**
U-Um...
**[03:21] Amane**
Anyway, I'm glad she got better
before our exam began.
**[03:25] Marie**
Indeed.
**[03:26] Noir**
Huh? Exam?
**[03:29] Elna**
All right, pipe down and get to your seats!
**[03:32] Elna**
Before we start class,
I'll explain your exam.
**[03:36] Elna**
This is your first exam
after entering this school,
**[03:38] Elna**
but it's not gonna be easy,
so listen carefully.
**[03:41] Students**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:42] Elna**
The exam period starts today
and lasts for the next two weeks.
**[03:44] Elna**
You'll be gathering the
monster materials listed here.
***SIGN*** Lizardman tail
***SIGN*** 3,500 points
***SIGN*** 50,000 points
***SIGN*** 300,000 points
***SIGN*** Dragon fang
***SIGN*** Unicorn horn
**[03:48] Elna**
You can obtain these
materials however you'd like.
**[03:51] Student A**
Seriously?
**[03:52] Student B**
They're all rare monsters.
**[03:54] Student C**
A dragon? No way!
**[03:56] Elna**
Just so you know...
**[03:58] Elna**
If you don't reach 10,000 points,
you'll take supplementary classes
**[04:02] Elna**
every day of summer vacation.
**[04:04] Student C**
What?
**[04:04] Student B**
You're kidding, right?
**[04:05] Elna**
It's not easy becoming a hero.
**[04:08] Elna**
You must always be diligent!
**[04:14] Emma**
Let's gather the materials
for the exam together.
**[04:17] Noir**
Of course. But they'll all
be pretty difficult to get.
**[04:21] Emma**
Yeah. The materials listed in our
assignment don't show up on the market.
**[04:26] Noir**
What are you going for, Emma?
**[04:28] Emma**
A dragon, of course!
**[04:29] Emma**
If we work together, we'll be unstoppable.
**[04:32] Emma**
Rawr!
**[04:33] Noir**
R-Right... At least,
that's what we can hope for.
**[04:37] Emma**
I guess it will be difficult, though.
**[04:39] Noir**
Yeah, but...
**[04:43] Noir**
We have someone we can rely on.
**[04:45] Emma**
You don't mean...
**[04:47] Noir**
Right here!
**[04:48] Emma**
Damn it. I knew it was that woman.
**[04:51] Noir**
Well, Lola's our designated receptionist.
**[04:55] Lola**
What?! Who do you think you are?!
**[04:58] Lola**
I've had enough of you!
**[04:59] Luna**
Lola, calm down!
**[05:01] Lola**
Let go! Let go of me!
**[05:04] Noir**
S-Sounds like something's going on...
**[05:06] Noir**
I hope everything's okay.
**[05:08] Lola**
You... You...
**[05:09] Lola**
I... I have to slug her!
**[05:12] Lola**
I won't be satisfied until I do!
**[05:14] Noir**
Wh-What happened?
**[05:16] Luna**
Hello, Noir. You came at the perfect time.
**[05:19] Lola**
This wench Sarah stole my
adventurers from me! Twice!
**[05:24] Sarah**
My, I'd rather you not accuse
me of such things, dear.
**[05:28] Sarah**
You lack charm, so your adventurers
don't need you anymore.
**[05:33] Sarah**
Isn't that the truth of the matter?
**[05:39] Lola**
Shut your stupid mouth!
**[05:40] Lola**
I know you did something
rotten to take them!
**[05:43] Sarah**
Dear, dear. You shouldn't be mad
at me for your inability to perform.
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[05:52] Noir**
*The receptionists' quotas?*
**[05:55] Noir**
*At the guild, receptionists' marks go up*
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[05:59] Noir**
*when adventurers they're
in charge of perform well,*
**[06:02] Noir**
*and their pay and treatment improve.*
**[06:05] Noir**
*But the adventurers are the ones
who choose their receptionist,*
**[06:08] Noir**
*and of course, they can switch at any time.*
**[06:11] Luna**
It's an unspoken rule that receptionists
don't take each other's adventurers.
**[06:15] Lola**
But Sarah seduces adventurers into
switching their receptionists.
**[06:20] Noir**
Seduces them? How?
**[06:21] Lola**
Like...
**[06:23] Lola**
Doing lewd things?
**[06:25] Sarah**
Again...
**[06:27] Sarah**
Where's your proof?
**[06:29] Lola**
Well, I don't have any proof.
**[06:31] Sarah**
If you're that mad about it,
why don't you beat me at least once?
**[06:35] Lola**
Wha—
**[06:36] Lola**
Fine! You're on!
**[06:38] Lola**
If I win, you'll never take any
of my adventurers ever again!
**[06:42] Sarah**
"Never take any of my
adventurers ever again!"
**[06:45] Sarah**
I've never taken any of your
adventurers, but I accept.
**[06:51] Sarah**
On one condition.
**[06:56] Sarah**
If I win, I'll be taking
one of your adventurers.
**[07:00] Lola**
Huh?
**[07:03] Noir**
Huh?
**[07:04] Sarah**
Noir Stardia, I'm so excited for the day
that I get to be your receptionist.
**[07:16] Sarah**
You're the star rookie of Odin.
**[07:19] Sarah**
If I become your receptionist,
I can take you even higher.
**[07:24] Noir**
*What kind of person is Sarah, anyway?!*
**[07:27] Noir**
*I'll use my Discerning Eye!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sarah
***SIGN*** Job: Receptionist
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Sarah
***SIGN*** Job: Receptionist
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[07:35] Noir**
*H-Her skills are certainly, uh, specific!*
**[07:38] Noir**
*No wonder she's so popular.*
**[07:41] Emma**
Hey, you aren't getting...
**[07:42] Luna**
...any funny ideas, are you?
**[07:44] Sarah**
I'm very much looking forward
to seeing your results in a month!
**[07:55] Sarah**
All of my adventurers have
already been disciplined.
**[07:58] Sarah**
You'll never get proof that I stole them!
**[08:01] Sarah's Adventurer A**
Mistress Sarah!
**[08:03] Sarah's Adventurer B**
Tease me more!
**[08:04] Sarah's Adventurer C**
Oink!
**[08:07] Lola**
I can't believe she's targeting you, too, Noir.
**[08:09] Noir**
*If Lola loses, Sarah will be my receptionist...*
**[08:14] Sarah**
Noir...
**[08:16] Sarah**
Excellent work today.
**[08:18] Sarah**
Smooch.
**[08:20] Noir**
*Oh, what a tragedy.*
**[08:22] Emma**
Noir?
**[08:23] Noir**
L-Lola, any chance of winning?
**[08:27] Noir**
D-Don't worry. We'll help you out!
**[08:30] Lola**
Noir...
**[08:32] Noir**
Coincidentally, we have to go get some
rare materials for our exam at school.
**[08:36] Noir**
So let us take care of
any high-grade quests!
**[08:39] Noir**
We'll even work hard to
take down some dragons!
**[08:42] Lola**
Th-Then I'd love for you to help!
**[08:45] Luna**
I'll go with you, as well.
**[08:47] Noir**
Wait, you're coming with us, Luna?
**[08:49] Luna**
You see, I'm also an adventurer.
**[08:51] Luna**
I didn't want to be hit with Cowardice
while on a quest with others,
**[08:54] Sign**
I don't want to die
**[08:55] Luna**
so I'd been working solo for years.
**[08:58] Noir**
So that's why you joined Odin?
**[09:00] Luna**
Yes. I still do my clerical
duties as I take care of quests.
**[09:05] Luna**
So I would love to be your slave...
**[09:08] Luna**
That is, I would love to join your party.
**[09:10] Noir**
*I'm pretty sure I just heard her say "slave"!*
**[09:12] Noir**
O-Of course! I'd be honored to
go on adventures with you, Luna!
**[09:17] Luna**
Really? Thank you!
**[09:19] Noir**
*Sh-She's so close!*
**[09:22] Emma**
Anyway, we can't let that chick take Noir!
**[09:26] Lola**
Yes! Let's show Sarah who's boss!
**[09:29] All**
Yeah!
**[09:38] Noir**
* Thus we completed Lola's*
* quests, one after another,*
**[09:45] Noir**
* and tried to come up with*
* a plan to take down a dragon*
**[09:47] Noir**
*as we gathered materials for our exam.*
**[09:51] Luna**
According to an adventurer
I met in the mountains,
**[09:53] Luna**
it was an Earth Dragon.
**[09:56] Emma**
But I heard they hate humans and
will try to kill them without warning.
**[10:00] Emma**
Rawr!
**[10:01] Noir**
It'd be dangerous to fight one head-on...
**[10:05] Noir**
What about using a pitfall?
**[10:08] Emma**
Hey, that's a great idea!
**[10:10] Luna**
If we're going to attack it after it falls in,
**[10:12] Luna**
using a spear would probably be optimal.
**[10:14] Emma**
We're gonna stab it to death!
**[10:19] Noir**
* So then we used the money*
* we received from the duke*
**[10:23] Noir**
*to buy long spears and such.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[10:26] Noir**
* I gathered LP by getting close*
* with Emma, Luna, and Alice.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
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***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
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***SIGN*** Luna Heela
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
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***SIGN*** new!
**[10:39] Noir**
* We got a skill to deal with a dragon,*
* and now we're fully prepared!*
**[10:46] Noir**
*Tigerson gave us a ride to Treasure Mountain,*
**[10:50] Noir**
*where the dragons live.*
***SIGN*** Beware of Dragons!
**[11:00] Noir**
Okay, I'm going to find
out where our enemy is.
**[11:03] Noir**
Answer my query, Great Sage.
**[11:07] Noir**
*Where is the dragon closest to here?*
**[11:10] Great Sage**
There is one 665 meters north of here.
**[11:15] Noir**
That's closer than I thou—
**[11:18] Emma**
Noir!
**[11:21] Luna**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
**[11:23] Noir**
It's a long story...
**[11:26] Emma**
We need to do this for his headaches.
**[11:28] Luna**
I highly doubt that.
**[11:30] Noir**
A-Anyway, I know where the dragon is!
**[11:34] Noir**
Let's put our plan into motion!
**[11:36] All**
Yeah!
**[11:46] Emma**
We're done!
**[11:47] Luna**
It's perfect.
**[11:49] Emma**
But of course!
**[11:50] Noir**
Hopefully.
**[11:54] Noir**
I'll take care of the rest.
**[12:04] Noir**
*Okay, first...*
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***SIGN*** Earth Dragon Lv.28
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**[12:09] Noir**
*I wonder if I can nullify any of its skills.*
***SIGN*** Earth Dragon
***SIGN*** Skills
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***SIGN*** Needed to Erase
***SIGN*** Needed to use Editor
**[12:16] Noir**
*It's no use. They take too much LP.*
**[12:20] Noir**
*We'll just have to do this as we planned.*
**[12:25] Noir**
*Time to wake up!*
**[12:33] Noir**
*Crap! I was aiming for its tail!*
**[12:36] Noir**
*I need to hide.*
**[13:01] Noir**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[13:24] Noir**
This way!
**[13:25] Noir**
Follow me!
**[13:36] Emma**
Noir...
**[13:39] Luna**
Here it comes.
**[13:59] Luna**
Let's go!
**[14:01] Emma**
Let's do this!
**[14:10] Noir**
I'll help, too.
**[14:33] Emma**
Noir!
**[14:34] Luna**
Noir!
**[14:35] Emma**
Noir! Are you okay?
**[14:37] Emma**
Are you going to die and leave me all alone?
**[14:39] Noir**
Ow... Don't be so dramatic.
**[14:44] Luna**
Healing Shot.
**[14:48] Noir**
Sorry I'm so pathetic.
**[14:51] Luna**
Don't worry. You're doing fine.
**[14:53] Emma**
Don't talk like that! We won, after all.
**[14:59] Luna**
Our bonds gave us this victory.
**[15:01] Noir**
Yes.
**[15:10] Elna**
Wow, you actually killed a dragon.
**[15:13] Maria**
Excellent work, Noir.
**[15:17] Noir**
* We successfully took down a dragon and*
* turned in the materials required for the exam.*
**[15:22] Noir**
* We gave the rest of the*
* materials to Lola, and then,*
**[15:24] Noir**
* it was time for the announcement of the*
* midterm results in the receptionists' battle.*
**[15:27] Guild Adventurer A**
Whoa!
**[15:29] Guild Adventurer B**
Incredible!
**[15:30] Guild Adventurer C**
A dragon!
**[15:31] Guild Adventurer A**
I haven't seen one in forever.
**[15:32] Guild Adventurer B**
I know!
**[15:35] Lola**
Squee! Amazing work, Noir!
**[15:37] Noir**
Well, it's all thanks to Emma
and Luna helping me out.
**[15:43] Guild Master**
With these materials...
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[15:48] Lola**
All right!
**[15:48] Noir and Emma**
Yay!
**[15:50] Sarah**
Guild Master.
**[15:52] Sarah**
I'll need you to add in my points, too.
Otherwise, it's just not fair.
**[15:57] Guild Master**
Oh, right.
**[15:59] Guild Master**
Sarah's points... Let's see...
***SIGN*** Lola
***SIGN*** Sarah
**[16:04] Lola**
Huh?
**[16:05] Noir**
No way!
**[16:07] Lola**
This isn't fair! I know she's cheating!
**[16:09] Guild Master**
There's no mistake in
the materials I checked.
**[16:12] Lola**
B-But—
**[16:13] Sarah**
It's just not enough.
**[16:15] Sarah**
You're just lacking.
**[16:17] Sarah**
You don't have that undying thirst to win.
**[16:22] Sarah's Adventurer A**
M-Mistress Sarah...
**[16:23] Sarah**
Oh, my.
**[16:24] Sarah's Adventurer B**
M-Mistress Sarah...
**[16:27] Sarah's Adventurer C**
We've reached...
**[16:29] Sarah's Adventurer A**
...today's quota.
**[16:31] Lola**
Th-They're Sarah's...
**[16:34] Noir**
They're basically zombies!
**[16:37] Sarah's Adventurer C**
Mistress Sarah!
**[16:39] Sarah's Adventurer A**
R-Reward us!
**[16:41] Sarah's Adventurer B**
Please!
**[16:43] Sarah**
Yes, yes, yes. Work a little harder,
**[16:46] Sarah**
and as promised, I will reward you... heartily.
**[16:53] Noir**
*What is this reward?*
**[16:58] Lola**
Noir!
**[16:59] Noir**
Huh? Wait... Lola?
**[17:04] Noir**
Um... Lola?
**[17:10] Noir**
Huh?!
**[17:19] Lola**
Here are your "Touch Me Anywhere" coupons.
**[17:22] Noir**
Touch me anywhere?
**[17:24] Lola**
They're especially for you.
**[17:26] Lola**
We'll save the "Touch Lola Anywhere"
one for another day.
**[17:30] Lola**
Would you like to redeem those now?
**[17:32] Noir**
S-Sure...
**[17:36] Lola**
Now, just relax and leave this to me.
**[17:45] Noir**
*Th-This is...*
**[17:48] Noir**
*Sho amazhing...*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[17:54] Lola**
Noir...
**[17:58] Noir**
Yes?
**[17:59] Lola**
I don't believe having the adventurers do
everything is what a receptionist should do.
**[18:07] Lola**
I do my absolute best to support
adventurers, both body and soul.
**[18:15] Noir**
*Lola...*
**[18:16] Lola**
So that adventurers can work
even harder tomorrow...
**[18:22] Noir**
I'm worried about you.
**[18:24] Noir**
You take on far too much responsibility.
**[18:29] Noir**
Feel free to vent whenever you need to.
**[18:32] Noir**
I'll be happy to listen
as long as you need me to.
**[18:36] Lola**
Those words alone are enough
to make me happy.
**[18:43] Lola**
All right, that completes this treatment.
**[18:55] Olivia**
Uh-huh, I see. So...
**[18:57] Olivia**
You want to collect some rare items
so that receptionist can turn the tables.
**[19:02] Noir**
Yes.
**[19:03] Olivia**
Don't worry. I'm sure
Floor 7 won't disappoint.
**[19:07] Noir**
Really?
**[19:08] Olivia**
The seventh floors of dungeons
are usually bonus stages.
**[19:12] Olivia**
But since you've got a chance at
rare items, it'll be hard to clear.
**[19:16] Noir**
Then I need to get even stronger.
**[19:18] Noir**
Are there any skills you'd recommend?
**[19:21] Olivia**
Fire, water, and lightning.
**[19:23] Olivia**
Why don't you Get Creative and make
magic skills with those three attributes?
**[19:27] Noir**
Magic skills with those three attributes?
**[19:30] Olivia**
First, there's Holy Flame.
**[19:32] Olivia**
It has the holy attribute, too,
so it's great for frying up zombies.
**[19:36] Olivia**
Next, there's Water Drop.
**[19:38] Olivia**
You can hit things with water,
**[19:40] Olivia**
and also use it as potable
drinking water when you're lost.
**[19:43] Olivia**
And finally, Lightning Strike.
**[19:45] Olivia**
Usually, you use it to protect yourself,
**[19:46] Olivia**
but you can use Editor to customize
it and make it even stronger.
**[19:50] Noir**
Th-They all sound amazing.
**[19:52] Noir**
Okay, I'll get started.
***SIGN*** LP. 3000
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia Lv.62
***SIGN*** Get Creative and Make Skills
***SIGN*** LP. 1700
**[19:57] Olivia**
Okay, that should take care of the prep.
**[19:59] Olivia**
Now for the good part.
**[20:02] Olivia**
The most important skill is this!
**[20:05] Olivia**
It's called Magic Fusion.
**[20:05] Sign**
Magic Fusion
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Magic Fusion
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Magic Fusion
**[20:07] Noir**
Magic Fusion?
**[20:09] Olivia**
Yup!
**[20:10] Olivia**
You can combine magic skills
that you've gained previously
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Lightning Strike
***SIGN*** Holy Flame
**[20:13] Olivia**
to make an ultimate spell
that only you can use!
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Lightning Strike
**[20:18] Noir**
An ultimate spell...
**[20:21] Sign**
Dungeon Floor 6
**[20:30] Noir**
*I'll take Stone Bullet and Holy Flame...*
**[20:33] Noir**
*And then, Magic Fusion!*
**[20:46] Noir**
*It's so powerful!*
**[20:49] Noir**
*Thanks a lot, Master!*
**[20:51] Noir**
* Thanks to this, I've become*
* more powerful today.*
**[20:55] Noir**
* I'm sure I'll be able to become*
* even stronger in the future.*
**[20:58] Noir**
*Just thinking about that is a bit... scary.*
**[21:02] Noir**
*Yet I'm super excited.*
**[21:24] Noir**
The sun and a forest?
**[21:27] Noir**
This is the seventh floor?
**[23:08] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:08] Sign**
Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
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Alice Theater
**[23:09] Alice**
Alice Thea—
**[23:09] Sign**
Luna Theater
**[23:09] Sign**
Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
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Luna Theater
**[23:10] Luna**
Luna Theater.
**[23:13] Noir**
*Delicious meals also help increase LP.*
**[23:16] Noir**
* And that's exactly why I went*
* for dinner with Luna, but...*
**[23:21] Luna**
Noir... I feel wonderful right now.
**[23:26] Noir**
Y-You've had too much to drink.
**[23:28] Noir**
I'll walk you home.
**[23:33] Noir**
Okay, I'll be going now.
**[23:45] Noir**
L-Luna?
**[23:51] Luna**
Put...
**[23:53] Noir**
Put...?
**[23:56] Luna**
Put it in me...
**[23:57] Noir**
Huh?!
**[23:59] Luna**
I mean... Thank you for...
putting me in your party...
**[24:06] Noir**
L-Luna?
**[24:09] Noir**
*G-Goodnight...*
**[24:13] Noir**
*Now what do I do?*
**[24:17] Noir**
Next time, "A Little Girl's Wish."
***SIGN*** #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Saeki Sola
# E8 - A Little Girl's Wish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VG02/a-little-girls-wish)
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**[00:01] Noir**
* Sarah and Lola competed*
* in a receptionist battle.*
**[00:05] Noir**
* I wanted my receptionist, Lola, to win,*
* so I went looking for rare items,*
**[00:12] Noir**
* and on the seventh floor of*
* the hidden dungeon I visited...*
**[00:16] Noir**
*was a rather surprising sight.*
**[00:26] Noir**
*This is the seventh floor?*
**[00:27] Noir**
* I guess someone decided to*
* recreate a forest on this floor?*
**[00:43] Noir**
*Wolves?*
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***SIGN*** Silver Wolf Lv.158
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills Leadership
**[00:50] Noir**
*Yeah, no... I'm only at level 63 right now.*
**[00:53] Noir**
*I need to turn back for now.*
**[00:59] Dory**
You there.
**[01:04] Dory**
I have a request.
**[01:30] Noir**
*Wh-What is childhood Emma doing here?*
**[03:10] (Flashback) Noir**
Here's my birthday gift to you.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Young Noir**
I picked it because it's the
same color as your eyes.
**[03:19] (Flashback) Young Emma**
I'm so happy!
**[03:21] (Flashback) Young Emma**
I promise I'll get you something
nice for your birthday, too!
**[03:30] Noir**
*I-Is this an illusion?*
***SIGN*** #08 "A Little Girl's Wish"
**[03:32] Noir**
*A trap in the hidden dungeon?*
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***SIGN*** Dryade Lv.55
***SIGN*** Skills
**[03:38] Noir**
*Dryade?*
**[03:41] Dory**
Having witnessed how powerful
you are, I have a request.
**[03:45] Noir**
Th-This seems kinda out of nowhere...
**[03:48] Dory**
If nothing is done, I'm going to die.
**[03:52] Noir**
Huh?
**[03:53] Dory**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[03:57] Dory**
I'll do anything!
**[04:00] Dory**
Peek...
**[04:02] Dory**
Hi-yah!
**[04:06] Noir**
S-So what're you trying to do there?
**[04:08] Dory**
Showing you that I completely surrender.
**[04:12] Noir**
I-I'll at least hear you out.
**[04:15] Dory**
Thank you so much!
**[04:23] Dory**
You see, I'm actually a
great tree within this forest.
**[04:28] Noir**
A great tree?
**[04:31] Noir**
Oh, right. A dryade is the
spirit of a tree or forest.
**[04:39] Dory**
My Forest Sensitivity skill allows me to
spread my roots throughout the forest,
**[04:42] Dory**
telling me everything that goes on in it.
**[04:45] Dory**
I observed your powers, as well.
**[04:48] Noir**
Can you read my memories, too?
**[04:51] Dory**
No.
**[04:52] Noir**
Then why do you look like a child?
**[04:55] Dory**
Just because.
**[04:57] Dory**
It just seemed like something you would like.
**[05:01] Noir**
*I-I'm not exactly... into little kids.*
**[05:07] Noir**
So what's this request you have for me?
**[05:12] Dory**
There's something sucking on me.
**[05:15] Noir**
What?
**[05:19] Dory**
There's something creepy
sucking away at my whole body.
**[05:25] Dory**
Bad!
**[05:26] Noir**
You're messing with me, aren't you?!
**[05:28] Dory**
My real body cannot move.
**[05:31] Dory**
Some kind of monster is
taking advantage of that
**[05:34] Dory**
to ravish me day and night
while sapping my mana.
**[05:37] Noir**
Ravish?
**[05:40] Dory**
If you defeat the monster and save me,
**[05:43] Dory**
I'll tell you where the two treasure chests are,
and how to get to the eighth floor.
**[05:49] Noir**
* If I can get more rare treasures,*
* I can help Lola win.*
**[05:56] Noir**
*But then again...*
**[06:00] Noir**
I'll need to know more about
the monster before I agree to this.
**[06:04] Noir**
I'm a chicken, so...
**[06:06] Dory**
Very well, Mr. Chicken.
**[06:08] Noir**
My name is Noir.
**[06:09] Dory**
Then... Nory!
**[06:12] Dory**
I'm a Dryade, so call me Dory!
**[06:19] Noir**
Okay.
**[06:30] Noir**
So that's your real body?
**[06:33] Dory**
The monster is near the trunk.
**[06:39] Dory**
There are monsters called Bronze Bees
on this level, but that one bee is gold.
**[06:45] Dory**
I'm sure it's some kind of mutation.
**[06:47] Noir**
It doesn't seem to have any friends nearby.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Golden Bee Lv.256
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[06:55] Dory**
Nory?
**[06:56] Noir**
Sorry...
**[06:58] Noir**
That thing will kill me the instant I attack it.
**[07:02] Noir**
Its level is 256. That's four times mine.
**[07:10] Dory**
I understand. It was rude of me
to ask you that out of the blue.
**[07:14] Dory**
Thank you for hearing me ou—
**[07:19] Noir**
Dory?!
**[07:24] Noir**
It's sucking up her mana from her real body!
**[07:35] Noir**
A-Are you okay?
**[07:37] Dory**
Yes... I feel better now.
**[07:43] Noir**
* I hate to admit it, but I can't*
* defeat that bee right now.*
**[07:47] Noir**
* I can't put my life on the line*
* for someone I just met.*
**[07:57] Noir**
*Her real body is falling apart.*
**[08:00] Noir**
*If it stings her just one more time...*
**[08:04] Dory**
Thank you for hearing me out.
**[08:07] Dory**
T-To thank you...
**[08:09] Dory**
I'll show you how to get
to the eighth floor.
**[08:14] Noir**
*She must be in so much pain...*
**[08:16] Noir**
*She must be so scared...*
**[08:19] Noir**
*And yet, she's smiling.*
**[08:22] Noir**
*I'm a fool...*
**[08:29] Dory**
N-Nory?
**[08:31] Dory**
I'm sorry for troubling you.
**[08:33] Dory**
You don't have to worry
about defeating the mon—
**[08:35] Noir**
No!
**[08:37] Noir**
I can't leave you alone!
Not when you're hurting so much!
**[08:42] Noir**
Besides, you look so much like her...
**[08:47] Noir**
Like my dear friend... when she was little.
**[08:55] Dory**
Nory...
**[09:16] Dory**
That looks like it hurts.
If I lick it, it'll heal faster.
***SIGN*** Noir
**[09:37] Noir**
*My LP is... going up?*
**[09:47] Noir**
*I-If Master saw me in this situation...*
**[09:53] Noir**
*Master?*
**[10:02] Dory**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[10:06] Noir**
I had a breakthrough.
Could you wait a little while?
**[10:15] Olivia**
And here it is!
**[10:19] Olivia**
The student relying on his
master in his moment of need!
**[10:23] Olivia**
I've been waiting for this!
**[10:26] Noir**
Th-That's great, I guess...
**[10:29] Olivia**
So this bee monster... Golden Bee, was it?
**[10:33] Noir**
Yes. It seems like it's pretty powerful.
**[10:38] Olivia**
Honestly, I'd like you to just ignore this one.
**[10:41] Noir**
What?
**[10:42] Olivia**
It'd be extremely difficult for you
to win this fight right now.
**[10:45] Olivia**
I really don't want you to die.
**[10:51] Noir**
But I don't have any choice.
**[10:53] Olivia**
This isn't like you. What's going on?
**[10:55] Olivia**
You fall for the loli tree spirit?
**[10:58] Noir**
N-No!
**[11:00] Noir**
It's just...
**[11:02] Noir**
If I don't save her, she's going to die.
**[11:07] Noir**
Plus, she looks just like
a very close friend of mine.
**[11:10] Noir**
If I just let her die...
**[11:13] Noir**
I feel like I'd never be able
to smile at her again.
**[11:21] Olivia**
Oh, very well.
I'll tell you how you can win.
**[11:24] Noir**
Thank you so much!
**[11:26] Olivia**
But you'd better not die.
**[11:28] Olivia**
I'll go all the way to Hell to punch you if you do.
**[11:31] Noir**
Y-You don't mean Heaven?
**[11:34] Olivia**
Well, I won't be going to Heaven.
**[11:36] Olivia**
I'm a bad girl, after all!
**[11:41] Sign**
7th Floor Again
**[11:42] Noir**
* We found the Golden Bee's nest*
* using Dory's Forest Sensitivity skill.*
**[11:48] Dory**
It hasn't noticed us.
**[11:50] Noir**
Yeah. First, let's go forward
with step one of our plan.
**[11:54] Noir**
*I'll Get Creative, create the skill Target,*
**[11:56] Noir**
*and use it on the Golden Bee.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
**[12:01] Noir**
*And then, the second step...*
**[12:06] Noir**
This is where it gets dangerous.
**[12:09] Noir**
You go hide somewhere, Dory.
**[12:11] Dory**
Okay.
**[12:22] Dory**
Make sure you come back safe.
**[12:24] Noir**
I-I will.
**[12:32] Noir**
*And the rest is up to me.*
**[12:47] Noir**
Okay, this is just like that
time with the dragon...
**[12:50] Noir**
Th-They're way faster!
**[13:18] Noir**
* So far, so good. Now to make*
* it to the Golden Bee's nest...*
**[13:29] Noir**
N-No! It was just at the nest...
**[13:43] Dory**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[14:05] Noir**
Lightning Strike!
**[14:09] Noir**
*It's fast!*
**[14:18] Noir**
* I-It's no use. They keep*
* coming straight for me.*
**[14:22] Noir**
* I-I know! The Target*
* skill I Bestowed earlier!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies
to target the skill
holder more easily.
**[14:29] Noir**
I can use Editor!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Target
***SIGN*** Allows hostile enemies to
target the skill holder more
easily, especially by Silver
Wolves, who will consider
it their natural enemy.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
**[14:52] (Flashback) Olivia**
So how do the monsters in the forest
on the seventh floor get along?
**[14:56] (Flashback) Noir**
From what I saw, the Silver Wolves
really seemed to look out for each other.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Olivia**
That might work to your advantage.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
I call it the... "Yesterday's Enemy
Is Today's Pawn" strategy!
**[15:07] ---**
Whatcha think?
**[15:07] (Flashback) Olivia**
Whatcha think?
**[15:22] Noir**
Dory!
**[15:26] Dory**
Nory...
**[15:28] Noir**
You'll be fine now. All that's left is...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Water Drop
***SIGN*** Creates a drop of fresh water.
Droplets may be fired.
**[15:46] Noir**
*I'll use Editor on Water Drop.*
***SIGN*** Creates a drop of fresh
or sea water.
Droplets may be fired.
**[15:50] Noir**
*Sea water conducts electricity better. Now...*
**[15:55] Noir**
*I can go for it!*
**[15:57] Noir**
* Lightning strengthening skill!*
* Water Drop x Lightning Strike!*
**[16:22] Noir**
It's over now, Dory.
**[16:25] Dory**
I'm sorry... I couldn't help at all.
**[16:30] Noir**
No, that's not true.
**[16:33] Noir**
You managed to give me more LP.
**[16:36] Dory**
Huh?
**[16:37] Noir**
A-Anyway, the reason we were able
to take down such a powerful enemy
**[16:40] Noir**
is because we worked together.
**[16:46] Dory**
Right!
**[16:51] Dory**
Right in there is where you'll find
what I wanted to give you as thanks.
**[16:55] Noir**
Oh, I see them. But it's a pretty tight squeeze...
**[16:59] Dory**
Then I'll go get them for you.
**[17:08] Dory**
These were the two items
inside the treasure chests.
**[17:12] Dory**
I wonder what they are.
**[17:15] Noir**
These are...
**[17:17] Noir**
* Get Creative and Create the*
* skill Discerning Eye for Items.*
***SIGN*** Wind Selection
***SIGN*** Grade A
**[17:25] Noir**
* This'd be great for Emma,*
* since she has the wind attribute!*
**[17:27] Noir**
*And this...*
***SIGN*** Fruitful Drop
***SIGN*** Grade AAA
**[17:29] Noir**
Yes! This is amazing!
**[17:31] Noir**
This was definitely worth all the trouble!
**[17:34] Noir**
Thanks, Dory!
**[17:36] Dory**
I'm so happy.
**[17:44] Noir**
Wow, this place was really hard to find.
I never would've found it on my own.
**[17:49] Noir**
Thanks.
**[17:52] Nori**
Dory?
**[17:53] Dory**
Nory, are you leaving already?
**[17:59] Noir**
We'll see each other again soon.
**[18:01] Noir**
Next time, I'll bring something
yummy from my world.
**[18:05] Dory**
Really?
**[18:07] Noir**
Yeah. Let's keep doing our best together!
**[18:11] Dory**
Right.
**[18:24] Noir**
*I then gave the rare item to Lola...*
**[18:30] Noir**
* And the day of her battle*
* against Sarah finally arrived.*
**[18:36] Guild Master**
I will now announce the receptionist ranking
for the Adventurer Guild Odin.
***SIGN*** We've been waiting for this!
**[18:45] Guild Master**
We've already converted each
receptionist's scores into chips,
**[18:49] Guild Master**
which have been given to
their respective adventurers.
**[18:52] Guild Master**
Each adventurer will reveal
one chip at a time,
**[18:55] Guild Master**
and the last one remaining
will be the victor.
***SIGN*** Hurry it up!
**[19:02] Guild Master**
All right. Let the count... begin!
**[19:14] Noir**
*The chips were placed one by one,*
**[19:17] Noir**
* and the other adventurers around me*
* tapped out one after another.*
**[19:22] Noir**
*And then...*
**[19:23] Guild Master**
Only two remain. It all comes
down to Sarah and Lola.
***SIGN*** I knew it'd be these two!
***SIGN*** You've both got this!
**[19:45] Guild Master**
Has Lola run out of points?
***SIGN*** So Sarah wins?
**[20:17] Guild Master**
The winner is Lola!
Lola is the queen of the receptionists!
**[20:22] Lola**
No way... R-Really?
**[20:29] Sarah**
She cheated! She totally cheated!
**[20:31] Sarah**
That's the only way she could've won!
**[20:34] Lola**
Do you have any proof?
**[20:35] Sarah**
P-Proof?
**[20:37] Lola**
No?
**[20:38] Sarah**
W-Well...
**[20:40] Lola**
I guess not. Unbelievable.
**[20:42] Lola**
You can't say I cheated
if you don't have any proof.
**[20:46] Lola**
Anyway, I won, so don't ever steal
anyone else's adventurers again.
**[20:52] Lola**
Especially not Noir.
**[20:55] Sarah**
I can't believe this broke my streak...
**[21:00] Noir**
D-Don't be so sad!
**[21:03] Noir**
Coming in second is great, too!
**[21:06] Sarah**
Oh, you're the only one
who understands me, Noir!
**[21:15] Noir**
*Th-This is...*
**[21:17] Noir**
*how to get to Sarah's house?*
**[21:21] Lola**
Why, you little...
**[21:22] Sarah**
Yikes! A demon receptionist!
**[21:24] Lola**
Who're you callin' a demon?!
**[21:28] Sarah**
Eek! How frightening!
**[21:29] Lola**
Ugh! That's enough!
**[21:29] Noir**
* Well, anyway, everything's*
* peaceful again at Odin.*
**[21:31] Sarah**
Save me, Noir!
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:05] Sign**
Alice Theater
**[23:06] Alice**
Alice Theater.
**[23:11] Noir**
Say, Alice...
**[23:13] Noir**
The thing is, I want you to... step on me.
**[23:17] Alice**
Step on you?
**[23:19] Noir**
There are some people who
are into that kind of thing...
**[23:22] Noir**
And my LP did shoot up with
Ms. Elna sitting on me, too...
**[23:28] Alice**
Excuse me, then.
**[23:34] Noir**
I-Insult me, too.
**[23:37] Alice**
B-But...
**[23:38] Noir**
You can do it! I believe in you, Alice!
**[23:42] Alice**
Aren't you embarrassed,
making your little sister do this?
**[23:49] Alice**
This is our little secret.
**[23:53] Alice**
You can't tell anyone, understand?
**[24:02] Emma**
Next time, "To the Gala."
***SIGN*** #09 "To the Gala"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kiseri Matsumiya
# E9 - To the Gala
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**[00:02] Emma**
Wind Selection?
**[00:04] Noir**
Yeah. I got it in a dungeon,
**[00:07] Noir**
but you have more of a knack
for the wind attribute.
**[00:10] Emma**
Well... thanks.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** new!
new!
**[00:19] Noir**
You gained two new skills!
**[00:21] Emma**
You're right.
**[00:23] Emma**
I can feel power flowing through me.
**[00:27] Emma**
Run Like the Wind!
**[00:33] Emma**
Wind Slash!
**[00:40] Noir**
That was great. Looks like you'll get
the hang of them in no time.
**[00:44] Emma**
Yeah. Thanks so much, Noir!
**[00:49] Noir**
What's the matter? You seem a bit down.
**[00:52] Emma**
N-No, it's not that.
**[00:56] Emma**
Anyway, would you like to go to
a party with me this weekend?
**[01:00] Noir**
Isn't that just for nobles?
**[01:03] Emma**
Yeah, I have to dance...
**[01:07] Emma**
and I want to dance with you.
**[01:10] Emma**
Do you not want to?
**[01:11] Noir**
I wouldn't say that...
**[01:16] Emma**
So you're fine with me
dancing with other boys...
**[01:18] Noir**
W-Wait!
**[01:20] Noir**
I'll go! I'll go to this party.
**[01:23] Emma**
That's good.
**[01:25] Emma**
But you know...
**[01:27] Emma**
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
**[01:32] Noir**
Huh?
**[01:34] Emma**
If someone kidnapped me and
did questionable things to me...
**[01:37] Emma**
You'd probably think I was dirty and hate me.
**[01:40] Noir**
Emma...
**[01:42] Emma**
Noir... You doofus.
***SIGN*** #09 "To the Gala"
**[03:21] Noir**
I'm home.
**[03:28] Noir**
Wh-What the heck is going on?
**[03:32] Alice**
We can't seem to find an open shop
to use as our rare items shop.
**[03:36] Noir's Dad**
They keep saying they won't
rent or sell any space
**[03:39] Noir's Dad**
to people who aren't proper nobles!
**[03:42] Noir's Dad**
Are they saying I'm not a proper noble?!
**[03:44] Noir**
*In the plan to open a rare items shop...*
**[03:47] Noir**
*My father's in charge of finding a location.*
**[03:49] Noir**
* My job is to bring back items*
* we can sell from the dungeon...*
**[03:54] Noir**
* But the Stardia family is a baronet family,*
* so we're always ridiculed.*
***SIGN*** Baronet
***SIGN*** Viscount
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Earl
***SIGN*** Marquess
***SIGN*** Duke
**[03:58] Noir**
* That's also why I was hesitant*
* to go to the party with Emma.*
**[04:02] Noir**
We don't need to be in any hurry, Father.
**[04:06] Noir**
I had no faith in you to begin with.
**[04:08] Noir's father**
Do you really have to say that?!
**[04:11] Noir**
A-Anyway...
**[04:13] Noir**
Father, do you have any clothes
suitable for a party?
**[04:17] Noir's dad**
A party? Why?
**[04:19] Noir**
Emma's going to attend one,
and I'm going with her.
**[04:22] Noir's dad**
I see. In that case...
**[04:26] Noir's dad**
Ta-da! The best suit I have!
**[04:29] Noir**
The size seems fine...
**[04:32] Noir**
But it seems dirty and has a funny smell.
**[04:35] Noir's dad**
Well, I spilled some alcohol on it
and just left it like that for years.
**[04:41] Noir**
I'll just buy a new one.
***SIGN*** The Day of the Party
**[04:49] Noble 1**
I look forward to tonight.
**[04:51] Noble 2**
Good evening.
**[04:55] Romy**
It's been so long, Noir.
**[04:59] Noir**
Lord Ladan and Lady Romy,
I'm glad to see you're both well!
**[05:02] Ladan**
Look how much you've grown.
**[05:04] Ladan**
I remember the little boy wetting
his pants like it was just yesterday.
**[05:08] Noir**
P-Please forget about that.
**[05:12] Noir**
Anyway, where's Emma?
**[05:13] Romy**
She's getting dressed.
Girls have a lot to do.
**[05:18] Noir**
R-Right...
**[05:20] Ladan**
By the way... Did Emma tell you about today?
**[05:24] Noir**
Huh? You mean dancing with her?
**[05:26] Ladan**
Ah, so she hasn't told you...
**[05:31] Emma**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.
**[05:37] Emma**
Do I look weird?
**[05:40] Noir**
Y-You don't look weird at all!
**[05:43] Emma**
I'm glad.
**[05:56] Bourne**
Welcome, esteemed guests.
**[06:00] Bourne**
There is something that I must tell you.
**[06:06] Bourne**
A few days ago, I received a proclamation.
**[06:10] Bourne**
The sender was none other than...
the Phantom Thief Phantom.
**[06:15] Noble**
The Phantom Thief? Here?
**[06:16] Noble**
Not you, too, Earl Bourne.
**[06:18] Noir**
Phantom's the one everyone's
been talking about lately.
**[06:29] Bourne**
But have no fear.
**[06:31] Bourne**
It appears the thief wishes to steal my
Mermaid's Tear, but that will not happen.
**[06:38] Bourne**
Adventurers from this kingdom's
greatest guild, Lahmu, are guarding it!
**[06:44] Noir**
*So they're from Lahmu...*
**[06:47] Noir**
*Is that pretty lady a martial artist?*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Leila Overlock Lv.148
***SIGN*** Age
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[06:50] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa, she's strong!*
**[06:52] Noir**
*She's my age, and her level's that high?*
**[06:54] Bourne**
The Mermaid's Tear has already been secured.
**[06:59] Bourne**
Phantom will never find the jewel!
**[07:03] Noble**
Then we're safe.
**[07:04] Noble**
Thank goodness.
**[07:05] Bourne**
Now, everyone,
**[07:07] Bourne**
enjoy tonight's gala in peace,
with no fear of this petty thief!
**[07:15] Noir**
Emma?
**[07:17] Noir**
Did Phantom threaten you?
**[07:18] Emma**
N-No. I don't know anything about them.
There's nothing to worry about.
**[07:23] Emma**
Come on. It's almost time to dance.
**[07:26] Noir**
Sure...
**[07:29] Noir**
*The dancers perform in order of their ranks.*
**[07:32] Noir**
*Apparently, Emma and I are going last.*
**[07:35] Mike**
Oh, Miss Emma!
**[07:37] Mike**
It's me! Mike from the House of Kentall.
**[07:40] Mike**
You've become even more beautiful!
**[07:43] Emma**
You're as dashing as ever, Lord Mike.
You have a way with words, as usual.
**[07:48] Noir**
*Emma is used to dealing with nobles.*
**[07:51] Noir**
*To be honest, she seems a bit distant.*
**[07:54] Mike**
Miss Emma... would you reconsider
my request to court you?
**[08:01] Emma**
My answer won't change.
**[08:03] Mike**
Does someone already have your heart?
**[08:08] Mike**
Who are you?
**[08:10] Noir**
I've been friends with Emma
since we were little.
**[08:11] Noir**
My name is Noir Stardia.
I belong to a baronet family.
**[08:14] Mike**
Ah, a baronet...
**[08:19] Mike**
Why don't we have a little competition?
**[08:22] Mike**
Let's see who can lead Miss
Emma better in this dance.
**[08:25] Mike**
We'll be wagering a date with her.
**[08:27] Emma**
Hey, I didn't agree to this!
**[08:30] Noir**
I accept.
**[08:31] Emma**
Huh?!
**[08:32] Mike**
Then it's settled.
**[08:34] Mike**
The applause from the crowd
will tell us who the winner is.
**[08:37] Mike**
I will be going first.
**[08:40] Emma**
N-Noir...
**[08:41] Noir**
It's okay. Don't worry.
**[08:48] Noir**
* It's not like me to just*
* accept a challenge like that.*
**[08:53] Noir**
*But I couldn't bear to watch*
**[08:55] Noir**
* Emma enjoying a conversation*
* with someone else.*
**[09:19] Emma**
You're up next, Noir.
**[09:21] Noir**
R-Right...
**[09:23] Mike**
I have high hopes for you...
**[09:25] Mike**
Lord Baronet.
**[09:28] Noir**
* Mike's dance was top-notch...*
* but I have to win.*
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***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.5400
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.5200
***SIGN*** Get Creative
**[09:37] Noir**
*O-Okay...*
**[09:49] Emma**
Hi-yah!
**[09:51] Emma**
You're too tense, Noir.
**[09:53] Noir**
W-Well, yeah, but...
**[09:55] Emma**
We actually get to dance with
each other. Let's enjoy it.
**[10:00] Emma**
Emma is right in front of you, Lord Noir.
**[10:04] Noir**
Right.
**[10:21] Leila**
They look lovely.
**[10:23] Romy**
Noir...
**[10:25] Ladan**
When did he become such a good dancer?
**[10:51] Mike**
Damn it.
**[10:53] Emma**
That was so much fun!
**[10:54] Noir**
Yeah.
**[10:55] Emma**
We really are the best pair!
**[10:59] Noir**
Emma...
**[11:07] Noble**
What's going on?
**[11:10] Phan**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[11:13] Phan**
The one you've all been waiting for,
Phantom Thief Phantom, is here!
**[11:17] Phan**
As I proclaimed, I've come
for the Mermaid's Tear
**[11:21] Phan**
and the baron's daughter, Emma Brightness!
**[11:26] Noir**
Sh-She's here to take Emma?
**[11:29] (Flashback) Emma**
You probably wouldn't notice
if someone took me from you.
**[11:33] Noir**
* She must've received a notice, too...*
* But I didn't even realize...*
**[11:38] Bourne**
Curse you, Phantom!
**[11:41] Bourne**
We're counting on you,
adventurers from Lahmu!
**[11:43] Bourne**
Leader Leila!
**[11:44] Leila**
Leave it to me!
**[11:48] Leila**
Sh-She's fast!
**[11:51] Noir**
E-Emma, take my hand!
**[11:53] Phan**
You should be more careful.
**[11:56] Noir**
Emma!
**[11:57] Emma**
N-Noir!
**[11:59] Phan**
I'll be taking her. Thanks!
**[12:02] Noir**
Emma!
**[12:05] Noble**
Where's the thief?!
**[12:07] Noble**
Where's Phantom?!
**[12:09] Bourne**
Th-The Mermaid's Tear!
**[12:16] Bourne**
I-It's safe...
**[12:22] Bourne**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[12:25] Tom**
You let your guard down, Earl.
**[12:29] Tom**
Now we've taken both things
we said we'd take.
**[12:33] Phan**
Have a wonderful evening, everyone!
**[12:42] Leila**
There were two of them?
**[12:44] Leader**
I'll go after the guy!
Leila, go after the woman!
**[12:47] Leila**
Roger!
**[12:48] Noir**
I'm sorry!
**[12:51] Noir**
I-I'm coming, too!
**[12:53] Leila**
Who are you?
**[12:54] Noir**
I'm Noir Stardia. I'm an adventurer
belonging to Odin!
**[12:59] Leila**
Sorry, but you need to stay out of this.
**[13:01] Leila**
Not because you belong to a rival guild,
**[13:03] Leila**
but this is just too dangerous
for an ordinary adventurer.
**[13:06] Leila**
Let us handle this—
**[13:08] Noir**
No!
**[13:09] Noir**
I won't...
**[13:11] Noir**
I won't let anyone take Emma!
**[13:15] Leila**
All right.
**[13:16] Leila**
I'm Leila. Make sure you don't slow me down.
**[13:23] Leila**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[13:37] Phan**
Hmph. You're awfully persistent.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Phan Bertholda Lv.190
***SIGN*** Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
Skills
**[13:43] Noir**
Be careful of her Summoning skill!
**[13:46] Leila**
Are you using Discerning Eye?
That's quite the skill.
**[13:50] Phan**
Well, I guess I don't need
to hide that skill anymore.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** Firebird Lv.50
***SIGN*** Skill
**[14:03] Phan**
This is your only chance to back off.
**[14:07] Noir**
Emma is my precious friend!
I'd rather die than abandon her!
**[14:12] Phan**
Well, aren't you a feisty one?
**[14:22] Noir**
O-Oh, no!
**[14:30] Noir**
This is the Demon Fist?! Whoa...
**[14:33] Phan**
What's the matter?
**[14:35] Phan**
You won't be able to save
your precious friend like that.
**[14:48] Leila**
That firebird is in the way!
**[14:50] Noir**
*If I can just delete Summoning...*
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***SIGN***
***SIGN*** LP needed to delete: 6000
Available LP: 5200
**[14:55] Noir**
*I can't! I don't have enough LP!*
**[15:01] Leila**
Every time we get closer, she escapes above!
**[15:05] Phan**
I wonder who's gonna die first.
**[15:08] Noir**
*I-I'll just have to...*
**[15:14] Phan**
H-He has a lightning spell?
**[15:16] Noir**
I was able to see that you're weak
against lightning with my Discerning Eye.
**[15:21] Phan**
Yeah? So... what?
**[15:25] Phan**
You can't hit me if I'm out of range!
**[15:29] Noir**
* The range for Lightning Strike*
* is just three meters...*
**[15:33] Phan**
Looks like she's having a hard time, too.
She's getting steamed quite nicely.
**[15:42] Noir**
*Leila physically strikes her opponents.*
**[15:44] Noir**
* Going up against that bird*
* is the worst for her.*
**[15:47] Noir**
*But now that the woman's away...*
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***SIGN*** Phoenix
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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***SIGN*** LP.5200
To Get Creative and Bestow
***SIGN*** LP.4200
To Get Creative and Bestow
**[15:58] Phan**
Wha... What do you think you're doing?!
**[16:01] Noir**
Leila, now!
**[16:03] Leila**
Got it!
**[16:08] Noir**
I'll use Water Drop to back you up!
**[16:12] Phan**
Not happening!
**[16:21] Phan**
Why... is there lightning...
**[16:24] Noir**
I used my Magical Fusion skill to combine
Water Drop and Lightning Strike.
**[16:29] Noir**
Thanks for falling for that.
**[16:31] Leila**
I'll take care of the rest!
**[16:38] Phan**
Wh-What's with you two?
**[16:43] Noir**
Emma!
**[16:45] Noir**
Emma!
**[16:50] Emma**
Noir...
**[16:51] Noir**
Sh-She's still not waking up...
**[16:54] Leila**
That's probably due to magic.
**[16:58] Noir**
You're an amazing martial artist.
**[17:02] Leila**
My parents are both adventurers.
They've trained me ever since I was little.
**[17:06] Leila**
I actually came here to study abroad
with my younger brother and joined Lahmu.
**[17:11] Leila**
So...
**[17:12] Noir**
Since I'm in Odin, that makes you my rival.
**[17:16] Leila**
Yeah, but...
**[17:18] Leila**
That doesn't mean we
can't be friends, does it?
**[17:21] Noir**
You're right. Let's be friends.
**[17:27] Leader**
You guys!
**[17:30] Leila**
Leader! Where's the guy?
**[17:33] Leader**
I caught him and handed
him over to the earl.
**[17:36] Leader**
That's why I came to back you up.
**[17:38] Leila**
Thanks, but there's no need.
**[17:41] Leila**
We caught her, too.
**[17:45] Noir**
*That expression...*
**[17:46] Noir**
*And did he always have that earring?*
**[17:49] Leader**
Well done, Leila! And...
**[17:53] Leila**
He's Noir Stardia.
**[17:55] Noir**
*Just in case, I'll use Discerning Eye.*
***SIGN*** Skills
**[18:02] Noir**
What?
**[18:04] Leila**
Wh-What are you...
**[18:11] Leader**
Now, grovel.
**[18:14] Leila**
M-My body feels heavy...
**[18:17] Leila**
Is this the Gravity Manipulation skill?
**[18:26] Leader**
This way, princess.
**[18:35] Leila**
Wh-What's going on?
**[18:38] Noir**
H-He's in disguise! He's actually...
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***SIGN*** Earring of Deception
***SIGN***
**[18:46] Leader**
Well, that's impressive.
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***SIGN*** Tom Bertholda Lv.154
***SIGN*** Age
Occupation
Skills
Skills
**[18:59] Noir**
I knew it! He's the other half of Phantom!
**[19:01] Leila**
N-No...
**[19:03] Tom**
I'm going to make Miss Emma my wife.
**[19:08] Tom**
I've always taken whatever I wanted, you see.
**[19:13] Noir**
Wh-Why are you after Emma?
**[19:16] Tom**
I saw her around town,
and it was love at first sight.
**[19:19] Tom**
So I followed her and did some research.
**[19:23] Tom**
And now... she's finally mine!
**[19:28] Noir**
Stop!
**[19:33] Tom**
Give it up.
**[19:35] Tom**
A weakling like you could never
be the knight who protects her.
**[19:40] Noir**
L-Let go of Emma!
**[19:46] Tom**
You waste your time.
**[19:50] Noir**
E-Emma is...
**[19:54] Leila**
Noir...
**[19:55] Tom**
H-How can you move?
**[19:57] Noir**
Emma is... is...
**[20:01] Noir**
someone very dear to me!
**[20:05] Tom**
Get crushed!
**[20:16] Emma**
Don't do anything weird to my Noir!
**[20:35] Emma**
Noir!
**[20:37] Noir**
E-Emma? Are you okay?
**[20:40] Emma**
Yeah, I can move just fine.
**[20:43] Emma**
Sorry. I guess I was kidnapped.
**[20:48] Noir**
Well, it was super dark...
**[20:51] Emma**
But... But did they do anything weird to me?
**[20:57] Emma**
Do you think I'm dirty now?
**[21:01] Noir**
Emma...
**[21:10] Leader**
I'm sorry... I can't believe I...
**[21:13] Bourne**
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
**[21:16] Bourne**
I promise to repay you for this another day.
**[21:20] Ladan**
Noir... Thank you so much.
**[21:24] Romy**
You truly are Emma's hero.
**[21:26] Noir**
It was nothing...
**[21:28] Noir**
I'm sure if I was kidnapped,
Emma would come save me, too.
**[21:33] Emma**
Of course!
**[21:35] Emma**
I'd even go to the depths of Hell! Right?
**[21:40] Noir**
*H-Her eyes are a bit scary...*
**[21:43] Noir**
*With that, everything was resolved.*
**[21:46] Sign**
For Rent
**[21:46] Noir**
*To thank us, the earl agreed to help us
get a location for our rare items shop.*
**[21:53] Noir**
It's on the market for 200,000 rels a month,
but they agreed to 20,000 for us.
**[21:57] Noir's father**
We can have it that cheap?!
**[21:59] Noir**
Yes.
**[22:00] Noir**
They also agreed to let us remodel it,
**[22:02] Noir**
so let's make it look really nice.
**[22:04] Noir's father**
Leave it to me! I have excellent taste!
**[22:08] Alice**
Mother and I will take care of the interior.
**[22:10] Alice**
Brother Dearest, please continue
to get us more items.
**[22:14] Noir's father**
Hey! What about me? Hello?
**[22:16] Noir's mother**
You can clean, dear.
**[22:18] Noir's father**
You got it!
**[22:19] Emma**
I'll help with the shop, too.
Let's do our best!
**[22:27] Noir**
*A-Alice's eyes are scaring me a bit...*
**[24:02] Noir and Emma**
Next time, "Let's Go to the Hot Springs."
***SIGN*** #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro
# E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ2K8/lets-go-to-the-hot-springs)
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**[00:05] Elna**
I have two important announcements today.
**[00:07] Elna**
First, I need to introduce
a transfer student.
**[00:10] Elna**
She's a foreign exchange student.
**[00:13] Emma**
A foreign exchange student?
**[00:15] Elna**
Come in.
**[00:23] Leila**
I'm Leila Overlock.
**[00:26] Leila**
I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds.
**[00:28] Leila**
I hope we can all be friends.
**[00:32] Kent**
I hope she punches me.
**[00:33] Girl A**
What's wrong with those boys?
**[00:35] Lenore**
Oh, for crying out loud.
**[00:37] Emma**
She's from Lahmu...
**[00:44] Noir**
* That's Leila. I never thought*
* she'd end up in our class.*
**[00:52] Elna**
You know him?
**[00:54] Leila**
Yes.
**[00:54] Elna**
Then I guess you can sit next to Noir.
**[00:57] Elna**
That's how these things work.
**[01:00] Leila**
It's nice to see you again.
**[01:01] Noir**
Likewise.
**[01:02] Hjorth**
Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir!
**[01:04] Kent**
He's already tight with Emma!
**[01:07] Elna**
Quiet!
**[01:08] Elna**
Now, here's the next announcement.
**[01:11] Elna**
This might be a lot to take in
for your first day in class,
**[01:15] Elna**
but it has to do with the special lesson
the rest of us had been discussing prior.
**[01:18] Leila**
Special lesson?
**[01:20] Noir**
Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition
at the Hero Academy.
**[01:24] Elna**
You! What's the special lesson?
**[01:26] Hjorth**
The training camp!
**[01:28] Elna**
You! And what's a training camp mean?
**[01:30] Kent**
We're going on vacation!
**[01:31] Elna**
And if we're going on a vacation... Say it!
**[01:34] All**
Hot springs!
***SIGN*** #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
**[03:09] Noir**
*And then, the day of our
training camp arrived.*
**[03:13] Elna**
I know hot springs sound fun and all,
**[03:16] Elna**
but there'll be monsters along the way.
**[03:18] Elna**
Stay on your toes.
**[03:19] Class**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:20] Lenore**
Do you go to hot springs often, Leila?
**[03:23] Leila**
This is my first time since coming here.
**[03:25] Amane**
I'm glad you could join us, Maria.
**[03:26] Maria**
Yes, I'm feeling just fine now.
**[03:30] Emma**
Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting
today is known to be great for your skin!
**[03:33] Emma**
Hot springs! Hot springs!
**[03:36] Emma**
Hot springs! Hot springs!
**[03:37] Noir**
*Emma's always loved baths.*
**[03:41] Noir**
* We used to take them together*
* when we were little.*
**[03:43] Emma**
Hot springs!
**[03:43] Noir**
E-Emma, I know you're really excited,
**[03:47] Noir**
but maybe you shouldn't
get in the hot spring.
**[03:50] Emma**
What?! Why not?!
**[03:52] Noir**
Well...
**[03:53] Hjorth**
I heard this hot spring's out in the open.
**[03:56] Kent**
Which means...
**[03:58] Leila**
So that's what's going on.
**[04:00] Maria**
We'll need to keep our guard up.
**[04:02] Amane**
I can sense their lust
all the way over here.
**[04:04] Emma**
Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen.
**[04:07] Noir**
Th-Th-That's not okay!
**[04:09] Emma**
I'm kidding, jeez!
**[04:11] Emma**
I figured you'd stop anyone
from peeking in, Noir.
**[04:14] Emma**
Right?
**[04:15] Maria**
Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us.
**[04:19] Leila**
I see the girls trust you, Noir.
**[04:22] Noir**
Th-That's...
**[04:24] Emma**
We're counting on you, Noir!
**[04:27] Girls**
Yeah!
**[04:30] Noir**
*Uh, I don't know about this...*
***SIGN*** I'm exhausted!
***SIGN*** I'm soaked in sweat.
***SIGN*** I want to get in the hot spring already!
**[04:41] Elna**
We may be on vacation,
but we'll be training, too.
**[04:43] Elna**
Your hubris and carelessness
can lead to trouble.
**[04:46] Elna**
Be prepared for anything.
**[04:47] Hjorth**
Don't worry! We're elites!
**[04:56] Elna**
I saw plenty of fools like you
when I was a mercenary.
**[04:59] Elna**
Of course, they never lasted long.
**[05:02] Elna**
Do you know why?
**[05:04] Hjorth**
I-I have no idea...
**[05:07] Elna**
Because they die.
**[05:11] Elna**
Extremely dangerous monsters
live here on Mt. Amora.
**[05:14] Elna**
Make sure you all figure out
your lines and formations.
**[05:18] Elna**
I'm going to do my best not to interfere.
**[05:28] Noir**
Lines and formations?
What are we supposed to do, exactly?
**[05:34] Leila**
Since the boys are good at CQC,
we'll have them up front.
**[05:37] Leila**
Most of the girls use magic,
so we'll support from behind.
**[05:41] Leila**
I'll be the rear guard.
**[05:43] Noir**
Awesome, Leila! You totally
know what you're doing!
**[05:46] Leila**
I go hunting monsters with
my guildmates all the time.
**[05:50] Hjorth**
She's got both wit and beauty.
**[05:51] Kent**
And soon, we'll see her...
**[06:02] Kent**
It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,
but what if there are traps somewhere?
**[06:07] Hjorth**
Don't worry. I have
the Trap Perception skill.
**[06:10] Noir**
*I just want to get to the hot spring,*
**[06:13] Noir**
*but I doubt my troubles will end there.*
**[06:15] Hjorth**
Noir, step back.
**[06:19] Hjorth**
Talk about a close call.
**[06:29] Noir**
Th-Thanks, Hjorth.
**[06:32] Hjorth**
It's nothing. I don't need a reason
to help out my friends.
**[06:36] Hjorth**
Peek.
**[06:38] Emma**
Look! How cute!
**[06:40] Leila**
That's a rare wildflower.
**[06:44] Noir**
But who put a pitfall here?
**[06:46] Pixie**
I know who did it.
**[06:49] Pixie**
The people who dug that hole
are bad people called bandits.
**[06:54] Noir**
Who are you?
**[06:56] Pixie**
I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster.
**[07:00] Hjorth**
Yeah, she doesn't look bad.
**[07:06] Emma**
She's so cute!
**[07:08] Leila**
She's like a little fairy!
***SIGN*** She's so little and cute!
**[07:13] Noir**
*I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Pixie Lv.5
***SIGN***
Skill
**[07:17] Noir**
*That Monster Puppetry skill
is a bit concerning.*
**[07:19] Noir**
*As for Ms. Elna...*
**[07:23] Noir**
*Guess this is all up to us students.*
**[07:26] Pixie**
You're all headed to the
hot spring, aren't you?
**[07:29] Pixie**
I know a shortcut!
**[07:31] Hjorth**
A shortcut? Tell us!
**[07:34] Kent**
We want to get there fast!
**[07:36] Pixie**
This way.
***SIGN*** Score!
***SIGN*** I guess some monsters can be good.
***SIGN*** We can finally get in the hot spring!
**[07:53] Pixie**
It's just about a five-minute
walk to the hot spring.
**[07:56] Noir**
It's pretty dark in here, and the
formation we came up with is shot now.
**[08:01] Hjorth**
Oh, we'll be fine.
**[08:02] Hjorth**
If it seems dangerous, we can turn back.
**[08:05] Hjorth**
And I can detect traps, remember?
**[08:07] Noir**
Yeah, but...
**[08:12] Pixie**
Why did you draw your sword?
**[08:15] Noir**
Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward.
**[08:19] Pixie**
But it's scary! Please put it away.
**[08:22] Noir**
But, I mean...
**[08:25] Noir**
Wait!
**[08:27] Noir**
Those holes... I think something
might be hiding in them.
**[08:32] Pixie**
There's nothing in them.
**[08:34] Pixie**
If there were any monsters,
I'd get attacked.
**[08:38] Noir**
True, but you have the
Monster Puppetry skill.
**[08:44] Noir**
You're using that skill
to control some monsters
**[08:46] Noir**
so they'll ambush us, right?
**[08:48] Hjorth**
Wait, seriously?
**[08:51] Pixie**
I guess there's no point
in hiding it anymore!
**[08:54] Pixie**
Get them, Lizardmen!
**[09:02] Noir**
G-Guys!
**[09:04] Noir**
We just need to regroup,
get back into formation,
**[09:06] Noir**
and deal with them one by—
**[09:09] Hjorth**
Get them!
**[09:11] Kent**
We're definitely going to peek...
***SIGN*** ...into the women's bath!
***SIGN*** Don't get in our way!
**[09:17] Noir**
*You guys want to peek that badly?!*
**[09:23] Noir**
Crap! The girls!
**[09:26] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[09:30] Emma**
You're not gonna stand between
me and my hot spring!
**[09:37] Noir**
*This hot spring must be something else...*
**[09:43] Pixie**
Th-This wasn't supposed to happen...
**[09:45] Pixie**
H-Humans are all ugly and stupid!
**[09:48] Pixie**
Die! Nyah!
**[09:52] Noir**
Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms.
**[10:03] Elna**
Now do you understand?
**[10:06] Elna**
There are monsters that try to act
innocent to lure you into traps,
**[10:11] Elna**
so you need to be careful—
**[10:11] Hjorth**
Hey!
**[10:13] Hjorth**
Look over there! I see it!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** We're here!
***SIGN*** I'm beat!
***SIGN*** I want to wash all my sweat off.
**[10:21] Elna**
Like any of you are listening.
**[10:26] S Class Boys**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[10:35] Matron**
You must be from the Hero Academy.
**[10:37] Matron**
The bathing times are designated and split
between the men and the women.
**[10:42] Matron**
It's currently open only
for our lady guests.
**[10:44] Emma**
Hot spring! Hot spring!
**[10:47] Maria**
That was rather tiring.
**[10:48] Amane**
Yes. I'd love to wash off all
this sweat immediately, but...
**[10:53] Hjorth**
Ladies, please. Not to worry.
**[10:56] Hjorth**
We may be rotten, but we are still
students of the Hero Academy.
**[11:00] Hjorth**
We are heroes! Therefore, we would
never ever do something so wrong
**[11:04] Hjorth**
as practice voyeuristic activities!
**[11:05] S Class Boys**
We would never!
**[11:07] Leila**
W-Well, if you say so...
**[11:09] Amane**
I guess...
**[11:11] Noir**
* This must be thanks to the fact that*
* we defeated those monsters together!*
**[11:15] Noir**
*I'm so glad they changed their min—*
**[11:17] Hjorth**
You guys wanna go see some naked girls?!
**[11:20] Boys**
Yeah!
**[11:22] Noir**
*I-I was naïve...*
***SIGN*** The time has come!
***SIGN*** Let's do this!
***SIGN*** Burn that sight into your eyes!
**[11:33] Hjorth**
I am the one who proposed a plan
to nurture these young men,
**[11:36] Hjorth**
and I shall also act as your leader.
My name is Hjorth Boyle.
**[11:39] Hjorth**
Despite our pure, fiery passion,
**[11:41] Hjorth**
we must do everything we can to
avoid being labeled peeping toms!
**[11:47] Hjorth**
That's why we're using these!
**[11:49] Kent**
Hell yeah! This is perfect!
**[11:51] Kent**
Let's do this!
***SIGN*** I put it on backwards!
**[11:54] Hjorth**
Noir, here's yours.
**[11:57] Noir**
Oh, uh...
**[12:01] Hjorth**
What's wrong? Hurry up.
**[12:04] Noir**
I-I don't...
**[12:06] (Flashback) Emma**
We're counting on you, Noir!
**[12:08] (Flashback) Girls**
Yeah!
**[12:13] Noir**
I can't participate in this.
**[12:20] Hjorth**
He's a traitor! Capture him!
**[12:48] Leila**
We can finally relax.
**[12:50] Emma**
Yeah!
**[12:53] Emma**
Hey, did you see the bath?
**[12:55] Maria**
I did. It's so big!
**[12:58] Amane**
And the view is lovely.
**[13:00] Emma**
Okay! I'm getting in first!
***SIGN*** Hold it!
***SIGN*** Traitor!
**[13:05] Hjorth**
Go, go, go! Head right
into the women's bath!
**[13:10] Noir**
*I-I have to stop them somehow!*
**[13:14] Hjorth**
There! That's it!
**[13:16] Noir**
*Oh, no...*
**[13:19] Elna**
Earthen Wall.
***SIGN*** Ow...
**[13:37] Noir**
Ms. Elna! Perfect timing!
**[13:41] Elna**
I never thought you'd be the one, Noir...
**[13:43] Elna**
If you thought you could sneak a peek,
you've got another thing coming.
**[13:46] Noir**
N-N-No! I'm trying to
stop the other boys, too!
**[13:50] Elna**
Uh-huh...
**[13:55] Hjorth**
Do not falter! Advance!
**[13:59] Elna**
I'm afraid your words aren't enough.
**[14:01] Noir**
I know...
**[14:05] Elna**
I'm going to rake you across the coals.
**[14:07] Noir**
Your backs are wide open!
**[14:09] Noir**
Stone Bullet!
**[14:11] Elna**
Earthen Bullet!
***SIGN*** Boobies...
***SIGN*** Butts...
***SIGN*** Armpits...
***SIGN*** Napes...
**[14:22] Noir**
Th-They're so persistent.
**[14:24] Elna**
I guess you all want more punishment.
**[14:27] Hjorth**
I don't want any meaningless bloodshed.
**[14:29] Hjorth**
Do not get in the way of the
villainous organization Dark Sword.
**[14:33] Noir**
Didn't you say something about a plan
to nurture young men earlier?
**[14:36] Hjorth**
What? I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[14:39] Elna**
That voice... You must be Hjorth.
**[14:41] Hjorth**
I guess it's futile now.
**[14:49] Elna**
Noir, I'll take care of things here.
**[14:52] Hjorth**
Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna!
**[15:06] Noir**
M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay?
**[15:10] Elna**
Noir, you saved me...
So I'll let this slide.
**[15:13] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:16] Elna**
Move your hands already.
**[15:18] Noir**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[15:22] Hjorth**
Did you see that?!
**[15:25] Elna**
You're more powerful than usual.
You did something, didn't you?
**[15:30] Hjorth**
You figured it out?
**[15:31] Hjorth**
Yes... It's all so I can see
the girls in our class naked!
**[15:44] Hjorth**
I collected tons of magical potions
and items to make myself more muscular!
**[15:49] Hjorth**
I used my whole life savings!
**[15:52] Elna**
Your stupidity is on another level.
**[15:54] Elna**
You did all that just to
see your classmates naked?
**[15:58] Hjorth**
*Just* to? *Just* to see that?!
**[16:02] Hjorth**
Of course I did!
**[16:04] Hjorth**
I get excited *because* they're my classmates!
**[16:09] Hjorth**
True lewdness is best
when it's within reach!
**[16:13] Hjorth**
I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe!
**[16:19] Elna**
O-Oh... My bad, I guess.
**[16:22] Noir**
W-We can clearly see you're
passionate about this,
**[16:25] Noir**
but I think there's a
line you shouldn't cross.
**[16:27] Hjorth**
Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir.
**[16:30] Hjorth**
This is what guys dream about.
This is our *dream*.
**[16:36] Noir**
*I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too.*
**[16:40] Hjorth**
You want to see them, too, don't you?
**[16:43] Hjorth**
Then go ahead and look!
**[16:46] Hjorth**
Come on! Let's go look!
**[16:48] Noir**
*He's got a point. He's got a point, but...*
**[16:54] Noir**
I can't hurt any girls' feelings
over our selfish desires!
**[16:59] Hjorth**
Huh?
**[17:01] Noir**
Naked girls are precious!
**[17:04] Noir**
Cheating to get a peek is despicable!
**[17:08] Hjorth**
You stupid... little traitor!
**[17:12] Elna**
Noir!
**[17:13] Noir**
It's okay!
**[17:19] Elna**
Hjorth has powered up his
muscles to their limits.
**[17:22] Elna**
He's dangerous!
**[17:22] Noir**
This is a fight over a true man's
conviction! I can't lose!
**[17:29] Hjorth**
I will get to the women's
bath no matter what!
**[17:32] Noir**
I-I won't let you!
**[17:40] Hjorth**
Heh! The one who has stronger
ideals will always win the battle!
**[17:46] Hjorth**
I guess that's all you've got.
**[17:48] Hjorth**
I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked.
**[17:52] Noir**
I-I can't lose...
**[17:56] Noir**
* I'll Get Creative and*
* make the Powerless skill...*
**[18:00] Noir**
*and Bestow it on him!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2200
***SIGN***
Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Hjorth
**[18:05] Hjorth**
Wha—
**[18:07] Noir**
I'm not...
**[18:12] Noir**
going to lose in this
battle of determination!
**[18:29] Elna**
Looks like it's all over.
**[18:33] Elna**
I got to witness your true determination.
**[18:35] Noir**
Ms. Elna...
**[18:41] Elna**
What's so funny?
**[18:43] Hjorth**
Too bad. We still won.
**[18:50] Hjorth**
Go forth! Our short and
unnoticeable speedster, Kent!
**[18:54] Kent**
* I was just playing possum!*
* Don't worry, guys! I've got you!*
**[18:58] Kent**
* I'll make sure to write a report*
* about my findings!*
**[19:01] Noir**
H-Hold it!
**[19:03] Kent**
I'll be right there, girls!
**[19:07] Noir**
He's so fast!
**[19:09] Noir**
Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
***SIGN*** LP needed: 2000
**[19:11] Noir**
*Two thousand?!*
**[19:12] Noir**
* I guess it costs more to*
* affect skills they're good at.*
**[19:16] Kent**
Almost there...
**[19:18] Noir**
*I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that.*
**[19:21] Noir**
*I'd be risking my life, but...*
**[19:24] Kent**
Emma's colossal melons!
I'm gonna get an eyeful!
**[19:28] Noir**
*I'm going to stop him!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP.2200
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia LP. 200
***SIGN*** Get Creative, make ,
and Bestow to Kent
**[19:34] Kent**
My legs...
**[19:35] Noir**
Okay!
**[19:38] Noir**
He just won't give up!
**[19:40] Kent**
We win, suckers!
**[19:43] Noir**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[19:56] Noir**
Girls! Get out of the bath right now!
There's a peeping tom!
**[20:02] Noir**
Huh?
**[20:07] Emma**
Noir? What are you doing?
**[20:09] Noir**
Huh? What are you girls doing?
I thought you were going to take a bath.
**[20:14] Emma**
We got undressed and were about to...
**[20:17] Leila**
But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off.
**[20:19] Noir**
S-So she managed to stop you...
**[20:24] Elna**
Looks like you kept your promise.
**[20:28] Elna**
Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim
to the boys' evil schemes.
**[20:32] Noir**
Th-Thank goodness...
**[20:34] Emma**
Noir?! What's wrong?
**[20:37] Noir**
I-I used up too much LP...
**[20:41] Emma**
Noir? Noir?!
**[20:48] ---**
This is the best!
***SIGN*** It feels so nice!
***SIGN*** My skin feels so smooth!
***SIGN*** It's so warm!
**[20:55] Elna**
Don't remove the towel on
your eyes or your waist.
**[20:58] Noir**
M-Ms. Elna...
**[21:00] Elna**
Don't worry. I trapped
the boys in their room.
***SIGN*** Let us see them naked!
***SIGN*** Let us out!
***SIGN*** Please!
***SIGN*** Let us out!
**[21:10] Elna**
It's all thanks to you that we were
able to stop the boys from peeping,
**[21:14] Elna**
so as a reward, you can bathe with us.
**[21:17] Noir**
I-I get to bathe with you?
**[21:19] Elna**
You fought for the girls,
so I'll allow that much.
**[21:23] Elna**
Right, girls?
***SIGN*** Sure!
**[21:27] Emma**
We're all grateful, Noir.
**[21:29] Maria**
S-So this is a man's...
**[21:32] Amane**
Ah, so this is how your muscles look.
**[21:34] Leila**
Y-You're far more...
**[21:37] Noir**
*A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy?*
**[21:41] Emma**
Noir, you don't have enough LP, right?
**[21:44] Emma**
In that case...
**[21:47] Noir**
E-Emma?! What is that you're
pressing against my face?
**[21:51] Emma**
It's a secret!
**[21:53] Elna**
I guess I'll use these instead
of my ass this time.
**[21:58] Noir**
Ms. Elna, too?!
**[22:00] Noir**
These seem softer than last time!
**[22:05] Lenore**
How disgusting.
**[22:07] Maria**
This is quite a thrilling sight.
**[22:10] Amane**
I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous.
**[22:13] Leila**
I-Is this what this school's always like?
**[22:16] Emma**
Take that!
**[22:17] Elna**
And this, too.
**[22:18] Emma**
Well, Noir? Does that feel nice?
**[22:22] ---**
Take that!
**[22:25] Noir**
*My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night.*
**[24:03] Olivia**
Next time, "Noir's Decision."
***SIGN*** #11 "Noir's Decision"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Pukyunosuke
# E11 - Noir's Decision
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02P09/noirs-decision)
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**[00:01] Noir**
* The Stardia materials shop we'd*
* been planning is finally opening!*
**[00:06] Lola**
Upsy-daisy.
**[00:08] Noir**
W-Wow...
**[00:10] Noir**
That looks like it weighs about 100 kilograms.
**[00:12] Luna**
Lola's stronger than she looks.
**[00:14] Luna**
Though she doesn't realize it.
**[00:27] Lola**
What a lovely shop, Noir.
**[00:30] Luna**
Indeed. There are many rare materials,
so it'll probably be popular.
**[00:34] Luna**
We came here today to help out
with the shop, didn't we?
**[00:37] Luna**
There's still plenty to do.
**[00:38] Lola**
Luna, let go of me! Let go! Noir!
**[00:42] Emma**
I cleaned up the back.
**[00:43] Noir**
Thanks, Emma. That'll help out a lot.
**[00:47] Emma**
Hey, is this for sale, too?
**[00:50] Noir**
Yup. It's one of our shop's top items.
**[00:52] Noir**
That's a sample, so you can all have a taste.
**[01:03] All**
It's delicious!
**[01:05] Emma**
What is this?
**[01:07] Noir**
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
**[01:11] Noir**
* When I ate that golden slime*
* back in the dungeon,*
**[01:13] Noir**
*it turned out to be really tasty.*
**[01:16] Emma**
Hey, by the way,
what's the name of the shop?
**[01:19] Noir**
Well...
**[01:22] Noir**
We talked it over as a family
**[01:24] Noir**
and had trouble deciding
right up to the last minute...
***SIGN*** The Materials Shop With the Best Materials Chosen by Me
**[01:27] (Flashback) Dad**
The Materials Shop With the
Best Materials Chosen by Me!
***SIGN*** All You Need Is Love
**[01:30] (Flashback) Mom**
All You Need Is Love.
**[01:32] (Flashback) Alice**
Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway.
***SIGN*** Noir and Alice's Secret Hideaway
**[01:35] (Flashback) Tigerson**
Stardian Rarities.
***SIGN*** Stardian Rarities
***SIGN*** Hidden Curiosities
**[01:38] (Flashback) Noir**
Hidden Curiosities.
**[01:40] Noir**
But we went with Tigerson's suggestion.
**[01:41] Noir**
We figured it'd be better
to have our name in it.
**[01:50] Dad**
I finished handing out all the flyers!
**[01:52] Mom**
Tigey's up front and ready
to be our poster kitty, too.
***SIGN*** Opening
Soon
**[01:55] Alice**
It's finally happening, Big Brother!
**[01:58] Noir**
Yup.
**[02:00] Emma**
Hey, it's time.
**[02:03] Dad**
W-W-Well, should we do it?
Should we count down?
**[02:06] Noir**
Sure. You can start, Father.
**[02:09] Dad**
Okay! Then...
**[02:11] Dad**
Five!
**[02:12] Mom**
Four!
**[02:13] Alice**
Three!
**[02:14] Tigerson**
Two!
**[02:15] Lola; Emma; Luna**
One!
**[02:17] Noir**
Stardian Rarities is officially open!
***SIGN*** #11 "Noir's Decision"
**[03:54] Alice**
Welcome!
**[03:57] Guy customer 1**
Wow.
**[03:58] Guy customer 2**
This is rare.
**[04:00] Woman customer 1**
I could probably use this to make medicine.
**[04:02] Woman customer 2**
This gelatin is good, too.
**[04:06] Dad**
S-So many customers...
**[04:09] Noir**
It's all because you guys
promoted the store so much.
**[04:12] Noir**
Tigerson's doing a great job, too.
***SIGN*** Open
**[04:14] Girl**
Wow!
**[04:15] Kid 1**
It's a lion!
**[04:17] Kid 2**
It's so cool!
**[04:18] Tigerson**
I'll play with you even more
if you buy something inside.
**[04:22] Kid 1**
Really?
**[04:22] Kid 2**
Awesome!
**[04:24] Noir**
Our lineup of merch isn't perfect yet,
but we did everything we could for now.
**[04:29] Dad**
Y-You're right.
**[04:31] Dad**
We worked so hard.
**[04:34] Dad**
This is all thanks to you, Noir.
**[04:36] Dad**
I'm so proud to have you as a son.
**[04:39] Noir**
Father...
**[04:42] Noir**
* I'm the son of a poor noble and*
* lost my job to another noble,*
**[04:45] Noir**
*but I was able to enroll at the Hero Academy,*
**[04:48] Noir**
*and I even saved someone.*
**[04:52] Noir**
*I made a new friend, too.*
**[04:56] Noir**
*A famous noble thanked me...*
**[05:00] Noir**
*And we were able to open up this shop,*
**[05:05] Noir**
*all thanks to my master.*
**[05:12] Olivia**
Hm?
**[05:14] Olivia**
Are you a peeping tom?
You just snuck in here.
**[05:20] Noir**
I guess you figured me out.
**[05:23] Olivia**
I can always tell when you're around, Noir.
**[05:27] Noir**
You're impressive as ever, Master.
**[05:29] Olivia**
What's up? You look all serious.
**[05:32] Noir**
I've come here today to
express my determination.
**[05:37] Olivia**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:38] Noir**
I'm going to free you from those chains.
**[05:40] Olivia**
Huh?
**[05:42] Noir**
I'll end this suffering for you.
**[05:45] Noir**
Please allow me to properly thank you.
**[05:48] Olivia**
Noir...
**[05:50] Olivia**
Thank you for even saying that,
but please, don't push yourself.
**[05:55] Noir**
Don't worry. I'm a coward by nature.
**[05:58] Olivia**
Yeah, you're the type of guy that gathers
all the info you can on the girl you like,
**[06:02] Olivia**
then lose her to another guy
before you can confess
**[06:04] Olivia**
your feelings to her, and end up crying.
**[06:06] Noir**
I'm not that bad!
**[06:08] Olivia**
Okay, sorry.
**[06:11] Noir**
*Yeah. I want to see Master smile.*
**[06:21] Noir**
*Answer my query, Great Sage.*
**[06:26] Great Sage**
*As you wish.*
**[06:28] Noir**
*I want to save Olivia of the hidden dungeon.*
**[06:31] Noir**
* How can I free her from the*
* Death Chains without killing her?*
**[06:34] Great sage**
* I believe... the answer can*
* be found on the 15th floor.*
**[06:38] Noir**
*You believe?*
**[06:39] Noir**
*Could you be more specific?*
**[06:43] Noir**
*Ow!*
**[06:45] Noir**
* The more difficult the question,*
* the worse it gets for me.*
**[06:49] Noir**
Still... I have a clue now.
***SIGN*** Hidden Dungeon 14th Floor
***SIGN*** You will now undergo a trial.
If you are alone, go to 1. If another is with you, go to 2.
**[07:09] Noir**
I'm by myself, so I guess I have to go this way.
**[07:23] Noir**
Th-This is, uh...
***SIGN*** No skills allowed
**[07:29] Noir**
* M-Master did say not to push myself.*
* It might be kinda pathetic, but...*
**[07:35] Emma**
I see. So the reason you became stronger
**[07:37] Emma**
is because of the hidden dungeon
and this Olivia person.
**[07:40] Noir**
Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
I didn't want to put you in danger.
**[07:46] Emma**
So you want to save her
since she helped you out.
**[07:48] Emma**
I'd totally expect that from you.
**[07:50] Noir**
Y-You think so?
**[07:51] Emma**
You're careful when it concerns yourself,
**[07:54] Emma**
but if it's someone else,
you can get pretty reckless.
**[07:57] Emma**
But that's why you have me.
**[08:00] Noir**
Emma...
**[08:01] Emma**
I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
**[08:04] Emma**
We're the ultimate duo!
**[08:07] Noir**
Yeah.
**[08:10] Noir**
Thanks.
**[08:15] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[08:17] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
**[08:26] Emma**
That password just sounds like
you expressing your life motto.
**[08:29] Noir**
It does almost sound like something I'd say.
**[08:41] Noir**
There's probably a monster in here.
**[08:43] Noir**
Let's head in carefully.
**[08:58] Noir**
It's locked.
**[08:59] Emma**
S-Something's coming!
**[09:06] Dwarf A**
Foul giants! Throw down your weapons!
**[09:09] Noir**
L-Let's just see how this goes.
**[09:11] Emma**
Got it.
**[09:16] Dwarf A**
We're starving! Give us food!
**[09:18] Noir**
O-Okay...
**[09:19] Noir**
Here.
***SIGN*** Whoa! What's that?!
**[09:25] Noir**
This is my skill. I stored away
some food in a different dimension.
**[09:29] Noir**
These are called cookies.
**[09:40] Dwarf A**
I-It's so good!
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Give me a bite!
***SIGN*** Gimme!
**[09:48] Dwarf b**
It's good!
**[09:51] Dwarf C**
It's good!
**[09:54] Emma**
*Disgusting...*
**[09:58] Dwarf B**
Woman, do something funny.
**[10:01] Emma**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:03] Dwarf A**
Oink like a pig.
**[10:04] Dwarf A**
Hurry up and do it!
**[10:10] Emma**
Okay...
**[10:12] Emma**
Oink, oink...
**[10:14] Emma**
Oink, oink...
**[10:16] Emma**
Oink, oink, oink...
**[10:21] Dwarf A**
That's not funny at all.
**[10:24] Dwarf A**
Why are you even alive?
**[10:28] Dwarf A**
Hey! Give us more!
**[10:30] Noir**
Yeah, sure. One sec.
**[10:43] Dwarf B**
My stomach!
**[10:51] Emma**
Noir, what did you do?
**[10:52] Noir**
I Got Creative, made the Poison skill,
and Bestowed it to them.
**[10:55] Noir**
Another result of the skills Master gave me.
**[10:58] Emma**
I see. That's great!
**[11:07] Emma**
You sure had a blast mocking me earlier.
**[11:12] Dwarves**
O-Oink!
**[11:20] Emma**
The next floor is the 15th, right?
**[11:22] Noir**
Yeah.
**[11:23] Noir**
There should be a hint
there on how to save Master.
**[11:32] Noir**
Wait, is this...
**[11:39] Noir**
Master?!
**[11:42] Sign**
Master?
**[11:42] Olivia**
1\an8}The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*.
**[11:49] Emma**
S-So this is Olivia?
**[11:51] Noir**
I-I'm not sure.
**[11:55] Noir**
I mean, it looks just like her.
**[11:58] Noir**
Master! Can you hear me?
**[12:02] Noir**
We can usually talk using telepathy...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Death Chains: Olivia Clone Lv.420
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[12:09] Noir**
These are the real Death Chains?!
**[12:10] Emma**
Wait, so this isn't her?
**[12:12] Noir**
Apparently, it sent information from
level 2 and created a copy of Master.
***SIGN*** Free her without killing her and a path will appear
**[12:23] Noir**
It looks like our only choice is to free her.
**[12:26] Emma**
Leave this to me.
**[12:29] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[12:48] Fake Olivia**
Hey, hey!
**[12:49] Fake Olivia**
Are you the ones who freed me?
**[12:52] Fake Olivia**
Thanks! I couldn't move on my own.
**[12:56] Noir**
Stop acting like Master!
**[12:58] Fake Olivia**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[13:01] Noir**
I know you're the Death Chains!
**[13:05] Fake Olivia**
Aw, I guess you figured it out.
I'm totally shocked.
**[13:09] Noir**
If I defeat you, Master will be freed. Right?
**[13:12] Fake Olivia**
Who knows?
**[13:14] Fake Olivia**
But you know...
**[13:16] Fake Olivia**
I wanted to see how powerful I was, too.
**[13:19] Emma**
Noir!
**[13:21] Noir**
If this recreation isn't complete,
we have a chance.
**[13:25] Noir**
Stone Bullet 40!
**[13:34] Emma**
She's so strong!
**[13:38] Fake Olivia**
I guess it's my turn now.
**[13:44] Emma**
It's so hot!
**[13:44] Noir**
That's Fire Dragon Strike! Be careful!
**[13:47] Fake Olivia**
Take that!
**[13:53] Noir**
I-It's so persistent!
**[13:57] Fake Olivia**
I'm guessing you're about a
Grade B on Dual-Wielded Daggers.
**[14:01] Fake Olivia**
Not that you'll even be able
to scratch me with those.
**[14:06] Noir**
Emma!
**[14:09] Noir**
Are you okay?!
**[14:10] Emma**
I think so.
**[14:12] Fake Olivia**
Okay, get a room, you two.
**[14:16] Fake olivia**
You're pissing me off.
**[14:18] Noir**
O-Oh, no!
**[14:28] Fake Olivia**
Aw, they ran away.
**[14:30] Fake Olivia**
That's no fun.
**[14:37] Noir**
Emma, are you okay?
**[14:38] Emma**
I-I'm fine.
**[14:40] Olivia**
Hey, what the hell?!
**[14:41] Olivia**
You just show up outta nowhere
ready to make out?
**[14:44] Noir**
Master!
**[14:45] Olivia**
Noir, who's that girl?
How could you, when you have me?
**[14:52] Noir**
Emma, this one is the real Master!
**[14:56] Emma**
O-Oh, I see.
**[14:58] Emma**
They really do look alike.
**[15:00] Noir**
Master, this is my precious childhood
friend that I mentioned before.
**[15:04] Noir**
See, we were just on the 15th floor...
**[15:07] Olivia**
I see. So the Death Chains
made a copy of me.
**[15:11] Noir**
Yes. She was incredibly powerful.
**[15:14] Emma**
Olivia, this may be rude to ask you,
**[15:17] Emma**
but do you have any weaknesses?
**[15:19] Emma**
I figure if the fake is a copy of you,
her weaknesses are likely the same.
**[15:23] Olivia**
Emma, was it?
**[15:26] Olivia**
What's your bra size?
**[15:28] Emma**
Huh?
**[15:29] Olivia**
Yours are bigger than mine, huh?
**[15:30] Olivia**
So I won't tell you!
**[15:32] Emma**
Sh-She's really your master?
**[15:35] Noir**
Master, could you just tell us?
**[15:39] Olivia**
But I don't wanna...
**[15:40] Noir**
I'm sure even you must have faced
difficulties in some of your battles.
**[15:45] Olivia**
Maybe, maybe not. I think there were.
**[15:50] Olivia**
And I think it was when I was
fighting in your town, Noir.
**[15:53] Noir**
In my town?
**[15:55] Olivia**
Actually, why not just ignore that thing?
**[15:58] Noir**
Huh?
**[15:59] Olivia**
I'm happy that you're fighting for me,
but you should back down on this one.
**[16:08] Noir**
Why are you so nice to me, Master?
**[16:12] Olivia**
Hm?
**[16:13] Noir**
You gave me your very important set of skills,
and you give me useful information.
**[16:18] Noir**
I haven't actually done anything for you.
**[16:21] Olivia**
Well...
**[16:31] Noir**
Coming down here into
this dungeon and meeting you
**[16:34] Noir**
has greatly changed my life.
**[16:37] Noir**
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't
have been able to protect Emma.
**[16:42] Noir**
So... I'm going to defeat
that thing, no matter what.
**[16:56] Noir**
I'm going to check
Master's records tomorrow.
**[17:00] Noir**
Then we should be able to
determine the fake's weaknesses.
**[17:05] Emma**
One of my parents' friends is a historian.
I'll try talking to them.
**[17:10] Noir**
Sure.
**[17:11] Noir**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Opening Soon
**[17:17] Lola**
This is definitely the best!
**[17:19] Lola**
It'd look perfect on this wall right here!
**[17:22] Luna**
Yeah, no.
**[17:23] Luna**
And I don't think Noir would like
your painting staring at him all day.
**[17:28] Lola**
Noir and I have been destined
for each other since our past lives.
**[17:31] Lola**
I knew the moment we met!
**[17:33] Luna**
Yeah, that's a lie.
**[17:35] Noir**
Hey...
**[17:36] Noir**
I just got back.
**[17:38] Lola**
Noir!
**[17:40] Luna**
What's the matter? You look exhausted.
**[17:44] Noir**
Well, you see...
**[17:46] Lola**
Oh! You must be low on LP!
**[17:49] Luna**
In that case, leave it to us.
**[17:51] Lola**
I don't mind taking it all off for you, Noir.
**[17:56] Noir**
Maybe not right now...
**[18:01] Lola**
I just had a great idea.
**[18:05] Lola**
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
**[18:07] Lola**
So I'll be in front and you can be in back,
whisper, whisper, whisper.
**[18:12] Luna**
I see.
**[18:13] Noir**
U-Um, what are you...
**[18:19] Lola and Luna**
Here!
**[18:27] Lola**
This is Lola and Luna's special
Pretty Girl Sandwich.
**[18:34] Luna**
Don't you just want to gobble us up?
**[18:46] Noir**
*Olivia Servant.*
**[18:49] Noir**
* An extremely powerful adventurer who*
* uses mysterious skills against her enemies.*
**[18:55] Noir**
* When she came to this land,*
* she battled with the cleric Littorine,*
**[18:59] Noir**
*and though the battle was fierce, Olivia won.*
**[19:07] Noir**
*The cleric Littorine.*
**[19:09] Noir**
* She possesses the Sacrifice skill and*
* was able to torment Olivia Servant.*
**[19:15] Noir**
This must be it!
**[19:17] Noir**
*Sacrifice... That must be a pretty rare skill.*
***SIGN*** Sacrifice
***SIGN*** LP needed:
***SIGN*** By sacrificing skills learned, physical and magical abilities are
***SIGN*** increased for a few minutes.
The higher the skill levels, the more powerful the user becomes.
**[19:24] Noir**
* Sacrificing learned skills*
* to level up other abilities...*
**[19:27] Noir**
*It doesn't enhance the other abilities for long,*
**[19:29] Noir**
*and I'll probably have to do it on the spot.*
**[19:35] Noir**
*But this is the only way to deal with the fake.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN*** LP.13700
***SIGN*** LP. 3700
***SIGN*** Get Creative and
create the skill
**[19:47] Noir**
* I'd like to level up more*
* before I face them again.*
**[19:56] Noir**
I-Is that...
**[20:05] Fake Olivia**
It's Noir Stardia!
**[20:10] Noir**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[20:12] Fake Olivia**
My job is to eliminate any intruders
that come to the 15th floor,
**[20:17] Fake Olivia**
but I don't really care about that anymore.
**[20:20] Noir**
* She copied Master's personality,*
* so she's too uninhibited.*
**[20:25] Noir**
* That must be why she just followed*
* her desires and came here.*
**[20:29] Fake Olivia**
So hey, why do you want to
save your master, anyway?
**[20:33] Noir**
Why wouldn't I?!
**[20:35] Noir**
Being stuck there for 200 years
is just too painful!
**[20:38] Noir**
I want Master to be free!
**[20:40] Fake Olivia**
Well, yeah. She's more than just bound there.
**[20:42] Fake Olivia**
The pain's pretty intense, too.
**[20:46] Fake Olivia**
I make her suffer excruciating pain regularly
**[20:48] Fake Olivia**
and collect information from how she reacts.
**[20:51] Noir**
B-But that's...
**[20:53] Fake olivia**
You mad? Aw, you're adorable!
**[20:56] Noir**
Screw you!
**[21:00] Noir**
* I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,*
* and Night Vision to create...*
**[21:04] Noir**
*Sacrifice!*
**[21:07] Noir**
I-Is this the effect of Sacrifice?
**[21:10] Fake Olivia**
Wait, isn't that skill—
**[21:13] Noir**
I can do this!
**[21:20] Noir**
You're mine!
**[21:21] Fake Olivia**
Damn, you're fast!
**[21:22] Fake Olivia**
Is that what you thought I'd say?
**[21:29] Olivia**
Huh? I felt Noir's consciousness just now...
**[21:39] Noir**
That wasn't a fatal blow...
**[21:43] Noir**
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
**[21:49] Noir**
Wh-What... My body...
**[21:52] Fake Olivia**
You need to use Discerning Eye!
**[21:55] Fake Olivia**
I Got Creative and made it!
**[21:59] Noir**
Wait...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[22:03] Noir**
*Th-That sword... It has a lightning attribute?!*
**[22:08] Fake Olivia**
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
**[22:13] Olivia**
Noir...
**[22:16] Olivia**
Don't go dying on me.
**[22:27] Fake Olivia**
I win!
**[24:02] Noir**
Next time, "A Battle I Can't Lose."
***SIGN*** #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Hino Tomoyuki
# E12 - A Battle I Can't Lose
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDQNQ/a-battle-i-cant-lose)
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**[00:02] Noir**
* I'll sacrifice Passive Defense, Blinding Light,*
* and Night Vision to create...*
**[00:06] Noir**
*Sacrifice!*
**[00:10] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Wait, isn't that skill—
**[00:11] (Flashback) Noir**
I can do this!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Noir**
You're mine!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Damn, you're fast!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
Is that what you thought I'd say?
**[00:32] (Flashback) Noir**
This isn't enough for me to... lose!
**[00:39] (Flashback) Noir**
Wait...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
**[00:42] Noir**
* Th-That sword...*
* It has a lightning attribute?!*
**[00:48] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
This is honestly a pain,
so I'm going to end it now.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Fake Olivia**
I win!
**[01:01] Noir**
*Master...*
**[01:03] (Flashback) Olivia**
Noir...
**[01:05] (Flashback) Olivia**
Don't go dying on me.
***SIGN*** #12 "A Battle I Can't Lose"
**[02:47] (Flashback) Young Man**
Please be my master!
**[02:50] (Flashback) Young Man**
Please! I want to be your student!
***SIGN*** 200 Years Ago
**[02:59] Olivia**
*Wow, that must've taken a lot of guts.*
**[03:03] Olivia**
*But that's such a pain...*
**[03:07] (Flashback) Oliva**
Yeah, nah. Run along now. Shoo, shoo.
**[03:12] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[03:13] Olivia**
* Aw, his cute, pristine face*
* is going to get dirty.*
**[03:18] Olivia**
*But still...*
**[03:20] (Flashback) Olivia**
I'm terrible at teaching.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Young man**
Please reconsider!
**[03:25] (Flashback) Young man**
I'll do my best, even if it kills me!
**[03:27] (Flashback) Olivia**
Nope. Not happening.
**[03:30] (Flashback) Olivia**
End of story.
**[03:47] (Flashback) Young man**
Please make me your student!
**[03:53] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Young man**
Please!
**[04:14] (Flashback) Olivia**
Why are you so obsessed with this?
**[04:18] (Flashback) Young man**
I promised my childhood friend,
who passed away, that I'd become
**[04:22] (Flashback) Young man**
the best adventurer in the world.
**[04:24] (Flashback) Young man**
So I'm going to become the
best adventurer in the world,
**[04:29] (Flashback) Young man**
one whose name is known
even to the heavens.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Olivia**
Okay, then. I'll give you
a chance to be my student.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Attack me right now.
**[04:41] (Flashback) Young man**
Huh?
**[04:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
You can use any means. If you give
me so much as a scratch, you win.
**[04:46] (Flashback) Young man**
Wait, in the middle of the city?
**[04:50] (Flashback) Olivia**
You want to be the best in the world, right?
**[04:59] (Flashback) Young man**
Here I go!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Olivia**
You're terrible at lying, aren't you?
**[05:14] (Flashback) Olivia**
You hold your sword entirely too straight.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Olivia**
And...
**[05:18] (Flashback) Olivia**
Maybe it's none of my business,
**[05:20] (Flashback) Olivia**
but you should give up on
becoming an adventurer.
**[05:29] Olivia**
*The boy just refused to give up.*
**[05:32] Olivia**
*Day after day... Every single day.*
**[05:37] (Flashback) Young man**
Could you tell me about goblins?
**[05:39] (Flashback) Olivia**
Aw, but that's such a pain.
**[05:42] (Flashback) Olivia**
I'm sure even you'd be
able to take down a goblin.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Olivia**
But be careful with iron goblins.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Olivia**
Their flesh is super hard,
so go after their eyes instead.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Young man**
I see!
**[05:57] Olivia**
* Even after a month had passed,*
* the boy showed up every day.*
**[06:02] (Flashback) Young man**
I never thought of that!
You really are something, Master!
**[06:06] (Flashback) Olivia**
Seriously, stop calling me "Master."
**[06:09] (Flashback) Young man**
I'm pretty sure I won't be
able to use that method,
**[06:10] (Flashback) Young man**
so I'll just swing around my sword more.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Young man**
Thanks for all your valuable advice today!
**[06:22] Olivia**
* Maybe becoming an actual mentor*
* might not be such a bad thing.*
**[06:31] (Flashback) Olivia**
Barkeep, I'll take the usual.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Barkeep**
Olivia, should you be here right now?
**[06:37] (Flashback) Olivia**
What do you mean?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Barkeep**
Well, your student...
**[06:41] (Flashback) Olivia**
What are you talking about?
**[06:43] (Flashback) Barkeep**
You haven't heard? Well, he...
**[06:53] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
My daughter was attacked by
a monster, and he saved her.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
By the time I had gotten back
with the guards, it was too late.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
The monster was the rare iron goblin.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Girl's Father**
He stabbed the monster's eye with
his sword so my daughter could escape.
**[07:17] Olivia**
*His pristine skin...*
**[07:19] Olivia**
*Such a beautiful face.*
**[07:22] Olivia**
*A face as sweet and calm as the moon.*
**[07:28] Olivia**
*What if I had taught him properly?*
**[07:32] Olivia**
* What if I had actually become his master*
* and Bestowed skills upon him?*
**[07:41] Olivia**
*If I had chosen a different yesterday,*
**[07:45] Olivia**
*then a different tomorrow would have...*
**[07:58] Olivia**
* What awaited me after that*
* was 200 years of being alone.*
**[08:05] Olivia**
*But then, one day...*
**[08:09] (Flashback) Noir**
U-Um... You are alive, right?
**[08:18] Olivia**
*Noir, you looked remarkably like that boy.*
**[08:25] Olivia**
* I may have given you those skills*
* just to make myself feel better.*
**[08:29] Olivia**
* It won't change the past,*
* and the regrets remain.*
**[08:33] Olivia**
*But...*
**[08:36] Olivia**
* Noir, please... Let me see*
* your smiling face again.*
**[08:46] Noir**
*Master...*
**[08:48] Noir**
*Damn it. My body still won't move.*
**[08:51] Noir**
*The effects of Sacrifice are gone now, too.*
**[08:54] Fake Olivia**
Aw, aren't you going to plead for your life?
**[08:57] Noir**
L-Like I'd ever do that!
**[08:59] Fake Olivia**
Oh, really? In that case...
**[09:01] Fake Olivia**
Bye-bye!
**[09:04] Emma**
Run Like the Wind!
**[09:13] Fake Olivia**
Ow! What's the big idea?
**[09:17] Emma**
Leave Noir alone!
**[09:20] Noir**
Emma, what are you...
**[09:22] Emma**
I was looking for you.
**[09:24] Emma**
I figured we could come up with
a plan to face that fake together.
**[09:28] Emma**
And...
**[09:32] Lola**
You're one of my adventurers, Noir.
**[09:34] Lola**
You're my precious partner.
**[09:39] Luna**
I want to use these powers for others.
**[09:46] Leila**
Noir is my rival and friend.
I can't let him do this alone!
**[09:51] Emma**
All right, everyone!
**[09:54] Emma**
Let's do this together!
**[09:56] Lola; Luna; Leila**
Yeah!
**[09:57] Fake Olivia**
Oh? Look at all your cute little friends.
**[10:02] Noir**
I appreciate the concern,
but she's too powerful.
**[10:06] Emma**
Everyone's grateful to you, Noir.
You're always helping us out.
**[10:11] Lola**
I became the top receptionist
because of you, Noir.
**[10:17] Luna**
I was all alone, and you let me join your party.
**[10:21] Leila**
We captured those phantom thieves together!
**[10:24] Emma**
So... at least let us repay you a little.
**[10:28] Emma**
You doofus.
**[10:31] Noir**
Everyone...
**[10:33] Fake Olivia**
Well, aren't you popular, Noir? I'm so jealous!
**[10:38] Emma**
She really...
**[10:39] Lola**
...pisses me off.
**[10:41] Leila**
Let's knock down...
**[10:42] Luna**
...that confidence by a few notches!
**[10:46] Fake olivia**
Hey, you've got a gun?!
**[10:49] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[10:55] Emma**
Wind Strike!
**[11:07] Noir**
Emma!
**[11:10] Noir**
*I-I still haven't recovered?!*
**[11:13] Noir**
*Is it because it was a skill attack?*
**[11:17] Fake Olivia**
Guess I'll have to teach you
what happens when you butt in.
**[11:21] Lola**
The one who's... going to
defeat my rival in love...
**[11:25] Lola**
is me!
**[11:31] Emma**
Lola!
**[11:32] Fake Olivia**
Yikes, talk about the strength of a gorilla.
**[11:35] Lola**
Who're you calling a gorilla?!
**[11:44] Noir**
L-Lola! If you do that too
much, the bridge will—
**[11:48] Lola**
Oh, my. I lost my composure.
**[11:51] Fake Olivia**
It's no use acting all meek and adorable now!
**[11:57] Noir**
Luna! Please heal Emma and Lola!
**[12:01] Luna**
Understood.
**[12:05] Noir**
*Touching that sword is bad news.*
**[12:08] Noir**
*I'll have to use Editor and...*
***SIGN***
**[12:11] Noir**
*Destroy!*
**[12:14] Fake Olivia**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[12:17] Noir**
Leila! Now!
**[12:19] Leila**
I'm on it!
**[12:21] Leila**
Demon Fist!
**[12:27] Noir**
Yes!
**[12:29] Leila**
Now I've got you!
**[12:31] Fake Olivia**
That was a pretty fiery attack!
Right back atcha!
**[12:49] Leila**
I'm sorry, Noir...
**[12:52] Noir**
Leila! We have to heal her quickly!
**[12:59] Noir**
L-Luna!
**[13:01] Luna**
I... I suddenly feel feverish...
***SIGN*** Luna Heela
***SIGN***
Temperature +5
**[13:07] Noir**
I-Is she doing this?!
**[13:10] Noir**
But when?
**[13:13] Luna**
N-Noir... I'm sorry.
**[13:18] Noir**
Luna!
**[13:20] Noir**
And...
**[13:25] Noir**
She did it to Emma, too!
But when did she...
***SIGN*** Temperature +5
***SIGN*** Emma Brightness
**[13:29] Noir**
Everyone...
**[13:33] Fake Olivia**
Aw, you're all alone again.
**[13:41] All**
*The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter*!
**[13:49] Noir**
*She doesn't have any weapons.*
**[13:52] Noir**
*I have a better chance fighting up close!*
**[14:04] Noir**
*My legs!*
**[14:13] Noir**
*Wh-What's going on? Something's wrong!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
***SIGN***
Movements and reactions become slower
**[14:17] Noir**
*This is...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 -2 7 -2 10 -2 b 30 -2 50 -2 70 0 b 70 0 70 1 70 1 b 50 2 30 2 10 2 b 7 2 0 2 0 0
**[14:22] Noir**
Stone Bullet 40!
**[14:32] Fake Olivia**
Clumsy boy!
**[14:33] Noir**
*Sh-She messed with my skills again?*
***SIGN*** Stone Bullet
***SIGN*** Create and fire a stone
from around 10~100 centimeters
by using LP.
***SIGN*** After that, the stone comes back to you.
**[14:39] Noir**
*She made it worse?!*
**[14:42] Fake olivia**
Did you figure it out?
**[14:43] Noir**
*Sh-She's unbelievable...*
**[14:45] Noir**
* She's way more perceptive than I am,*
* her instincts are insane,*
**[14:49] Noir**
* and she's way better*
* at using skills than I am.*
**[14:52] Fake olivia**
Why don't you just give up?
**[14:54] Fake olivia**
I mean, you can still survive,
albeit pathetically.
**[15:01] Noir**
I'm not afraid of living pathetically.
**[15:04] Noir**
Being born to a baronet family,
I'm basically destined for a pathetic life.
**[15:08] Fake Olivia**
Then why not run away?
I don't mind looking away for a sec.
**[15:14] Noir**
No matter how pathetic my life is...
**[15:17] Noir**
As long as I try, I can change!
**[15:23] Noir**
I learned that after I met Master!
**[15:27] Noir**
And that's why... I'm going to save Master!
**[15:33] Noir**
* I don't have time to think*
* about the outcome anymore!*
**[15:38] Noir**
* I'm going to give up everything Master*
* gave me except Get Creative,*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
Skills
Skills
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10
l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[15:43] Noir**
*Editor, and Bestow...*
***SIGN*** Skills
Skills
**[15:46] Noir**
*and use Sacrifice!*
***SIGN*** Sacrifice
**[16:12] Noir**
It's hard!
**[16:14] Fake Olivia**
Don't underestimate me...
**[16:16] Fake Olivia**
you little brat!
**[16:34] Fake Olivia**
I'll engulf you in flames
until there's nothing left!
**[16:37] Fake olivia**
You and your silly feelings
toward your master!
**[16:48] Noir**
*Sh-She still has this much power left?*
**[16:52] Noir**
*She's way too strong!*
**[16:54] Fake Olivia**
Die!
**[17:06] Noir**
*But I have to...*
**[17:08] Noir**
*I just have to do this!*
**[17:44] Fake Olivia**
I-I'll...
**[17:46] Fake Olivia**
I'll curse y—
**[17:54] Noir**
Curse me all you want.
**[17:57] Noir**
I have friends who can lift them!
**[18:02] Emma**
Noir!
**[18:05] Luna**
Y-You defeated her!
**[18:08] Leila**
Well done.
**[18:09] Noir**
I-It's all thanks to you guys.
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[18:12] Noir**
But I think... I used up too much LP.
**[18:16] Lola**
Noir...
**[18:17] Luna**
Don't worry.
**[18:19] Leila**
I-If that's the case...
**[18:21] Emma**
Just leave it to us.
**[18:31] Noir**
*Wh-Whoa...*
**[18:34] Noir**
*Th-Thanks, everyone.*
***SIGN*** Noir Stardia
**[18:40] Noir**
*And so, after defeating the Death Chains,
I went to see Master.*
**[18:56] Noir**
There you are.
**[18:59] Olivia**
Noir, I'm free now.
**[19:05] Noir**
Master...
**[19:21] Olivia**
Thank you. You worked so hard.
**[19:28] Noir**
Master...
**[19:29] Olivia**
Now, now. You're ruining
that adorable face of yours.
**[19:34] Noir**
You must've been hurting for so long...
**[19:38] Noir**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[19:40] Noir**
Is it because I'm so unreliable?
**[19:43] Olivia**
You're just such a sweetheart.
I didn't want you to push yourself.
**[19:47] Noir**
But...
**[19:48] Olivia**
But apparently, you're much stronger
and braver than I thought you were.
**[19:53] Olivia**
You're gonna make me fall for you.
**[19:55] Noir**
Th-There you go,
treating me like a kid again.
**[19:58] Olivia**
Aw, I wouldn't say that.
**[20:02] Noir**
Stop playing with my face, please!
**[20:04] Olivia**
But I've been waiting so long to touch it!
**[20:08] Noir**
Just a little bit, then...
**[20:12] Olivia**
If you hadn't shown up that day,
I would still be stuck in that room.
**[20:19] Olivia**
I might've spent an eternity in there.
**[20:23] Noir**
Well, my life changed so much
because I met you, Master.
**[20:30] Noir**
I'm very grateful.
**[20:38] Olivia**
Noir, thank you so much.
**[20:41] Noir**
That's my line, Master.
**[20:52] Olivia**
Squeeze!
**[20:53] Noir**
Master, that hurts! Let go!
**[20:56] Olivia**
Nope! Don't wanna!
**[21:05] Noir's Dad**
Now, if I gamble these earnings at a casino...
**[21:11] Noir's Dad**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[21:13] Alice**
Brother Dearest, are these new?
**[21:16] Noir**
Yeah, my friend helped me acquire them.
**[21:21] Dryade**
Nory, I hope you come see me again.
**[21:28] Elena**
So in conclusion,
becoming a hero is no small feat.
**[21:32] Elena**
You'll need to train not only
your body, but your mind, as well.
**[21:38] Elena**
Make sure you don't slack off!
**[21:40] Students**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:42] Leila**
You need to put all of your
weight into your fists.
**[21:47] Leila**
You go like this... then this!
**[21:51] Noir**
*This move... sure is powerful!*
**[21:57] Lola**
Noir.
**[21:58] Lola**
You need more LP, right?
**[22:00] Lola**
Well, in that case...
**[22:04] Noir**
Wha—
**[22:05] Lola**
Well? How's that?
**[22:09] Luna**
Ah, Noir. You must need LP.
**[22:12] Luna**
In that case...
**[22:13] Noir**
Wh-Wha—
**[22:14] Luna**
Mine are pretty big, too.
**[22:17] Leila**
Are you some kind of womanizer, Noir?
**[22:23] Emma**
Hey, I saw that!
**[22:26] Emma**
If you want more LP,
you should talk to me first.
**[22:39] Alice**
Oh, I see.
**[22:42] Alice**
So we're fighting to the death
over Brother Dearest.
**[22:46] Alice**
I'll be happy to join in.
**[22:57] Olivia**
Did you get back all the skills
you used for Sacrifice?
**[23:00] Noir**
No, not completely.
**[23:03] Noir**
I'm going to slowly build my LP back up
and create them using Get Creative.
**[23:06] Olivia**
Way to go, Noir!
**[23:08] Olivia**
I bet you're doing all kinds
of things with those girls.
**[23:13] Noir**
M-More importantly, are we
going to go past the 15th floor?
**[23:15] Olivia**
Yeah. when I was captured by the
Death Chains, I heard its thoughts.
***SIGN*** Free her without killing her and a path will appear
**[23:21] Olivia**
If we break that stone monument,
there should be stairs under it.
**[23:25] Olivia**
I don't know how many floors this thing has,
**[23:28] Olivia**
but if you can get to floor 100,
you might become as powerful as me.
**[23:32] Noir**
Right!
**[23:34] Noir**
Please wait for me.
**[23:38] Olivia**
Look at you, all confident.
**[23:40] Noir**
Well, I am your student.
**[23:42] Olivia**
Excellent.
**[23:49] Noir**
"Hidden dungeon only I can enter!
**[23:51] Noir**
Let me train in secret to become
the strongest in the world!"
***SIGN*** Illustration: Takehana Note