# E3 - As Long as You're Happy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDKXX04Y/as-long-as-youre-happy)
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Eep! Wait a second!
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Nope!
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Eep!
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--Eep...
--Yes!
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I lost.
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I just don't understand these "games."
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I should have picked shogi.
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Hey, you challenged me. A win is a win.
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Okay, you promised I could
fluff your fur! Hee-hee!
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Ha-Hang on! You've got
a scary look on your face!
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I won't let you get away!
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Stay back!
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Eep! Huh?! Oh, no!
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Sen... koooo...
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I won't let you get away!
A promise is a promise!
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Be quiet!
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H-Hello, police? A small girl
is being assaulted and--
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Wait!
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"The Helpful Fox Senko-san"
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"Episode 3: As long as you're happy"
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Here I was thinking
my neighbor lived alone...
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Your neighbor...?
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"Koenji"
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And it turns out he's some weirdo
that attacks little girls!
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I guess I was attacking her...
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W-Wait, no! That was just... playing....
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I didn't abduct her or
abuse her or anything...
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Right, Senko?
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Mm-hmm!
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No crimes here! I came of age
many, many years ago.
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Came of... age?
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It's no problem, legally speaking.
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He can lay his hands on me, it's fine!
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Senko!
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What? I'm not saying
anything out of the ordinary.
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If she's not a child, I guess it's okay...
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Wait, did you buy all that?
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Tch. You guys are so loud--
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I'm sure the police
would have quieted you down.
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Yikes!
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At least she's not going
to report us anymore...
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Clearly, she's still suspicious of us.
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Who wouldn't be?
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But if I'm going to go on living with Senko,
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she'll have to be okay with it.
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I have no idea how to explain her
being here though. Hmm...
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Leave it to me.
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Senko?
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Does she have
a secret plan or something?
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Hello there!
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Me?
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We've got extra meat and potato stew.
Would you like some?
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Stew, huh?
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What?! Is that her secret plan?
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Stew, stew!
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Stew, stew...
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Crap! She's just pissing her off even more!
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Mmm!
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This is amazing!
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Isn't it?
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Yes!
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She's turned into
a completely different person.
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Oh, my god! This is the best!
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You really seem to be enjoying it.
Just watching you makes me happy!
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Oh, really? I haven't had
a proper meal for two days.
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Two days?!
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Yep.
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I'm surprised you're still standing.
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Um, what was your name?
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Oh, sorry! I haven't
introduced myself, have I?
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I'm your next-door neighbor, Koenji.
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I work from home,
and I'm also a student, I guess.
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It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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You guess...?
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You're working and studying
at the same time? Most impressive!
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I'm sorry I was so suspicious of you guys.
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No problem! It seems
we've reached an understanding.
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Yeah. Someone who feeds you
can't be a bad person!
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I don't know about this one.
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So what about you two?
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Oh, no.
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What is our relationship, anyway?
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I-I'm Nakano. I have a white-collar job.
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My name is Senko.
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I'm his wife... and his mother!
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What the hell kind of relationship is that?!
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Oh, okay! That's what I thought!
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Is she even listening?
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Thanks for the meal! It was really good.
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Of course! We'll let you know
whenever we have extra!
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Really? That'd be great!
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I guess I'll be spending more on food.
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With that in mind...
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We might make a little noise sometimes.
You don't mind, do you?
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No, not at all!
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Really?
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I try not to sweat the small stuff.
Some noise won't bother me!
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You seemed pretty bothered earlier...
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I had no idea my neighbor was so cute,
and such a great cook!
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I wish we'd met sooner!
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Please, your praise is too much! Right?
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That's right.
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What do you mean, "That's right"?
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Huh? What do I mean?
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I'm just joking.
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Um...
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I've been meaning to ask...
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I knew it. I knew this question was coming...
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Wh-What is it?
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Those ears...
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And the tail...
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That's a Little Yoko, Inari
Girl cosplay, isn't it?
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Whee-whee!
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--Yes.
--Huh?
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"Little Yoko, Inari Girl"
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Little Yoko, Inari Girl! Whee, whee, whee!
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Ahh! Mr. Tanukiman is taking photos
without permission again!
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Take this! And that!
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And this!
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Whee, whee, whee!
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What's a co-splay?
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Yes! Yes, you're right!
You recognized it easily!
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Yes! I knew it!
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I'm a huge Little Yoko fan!
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Huh?
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Would you mind doing a cosplayer pose?
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Huh? A cos-prayer?
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A cosplayer pose, cosplayer! Like this!
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Oh, uh... L-Like this?
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So cute!
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Now can you say, "Whee, whee, whee"?!
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Whee, whee, whee.
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YESSSS!
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Your ears... How do you
make them move like that?
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How do I do it?
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I mean, they're a part of me,
like my hands and feet.
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--Huh?!
--Ah, wh-what she means is--
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Ah, I see. You're staying
true to the character!
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Huh?
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Character?
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Oh, yes! The character!
She stays true to the character!
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Okay, see you later!
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Looking forward to talking
Yoko with you guys!
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The storm has passed.
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I think she'd be a good
one to look after, too.
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Hmm? What is it?
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I was just thinking we need to
figure out how to explain... you.
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I could say you're my niece...
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Do you have a problem with wife-mother?
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That sounds really weird.
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We'll have to watch that anime, too.
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What's an... anny-may?
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I guess we have to start there.
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"The Helpful Fox Senko-san"
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♪ Whee-whee, whee-whee, whee, whee! ♪
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--This is the end of you.
--♪ Whee-whee, whee-whee! ♪
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Whee, stop!
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You're finished!
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"To be continued"
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To be continued!
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Eep! What's going to happen to Yoko?
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We won't find out till next week.
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Aww, I want to know what happens!
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Actually, we should start
watching from the beginning!
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All right...
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Here!
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"Purchase the whole series
OK
Cancel"
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We'll start with episode one.
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Oh, my! You can do that?
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--Yep.
--Mm! You're a genius!
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--Anyone can do it.
--Little Yoko, Inari Girl! Whee, whee, whee!
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She's totally hooked.
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To be continued!
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Watching all of them just makes me
want to find out what happens more!
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I suppose it's about time for dinner.
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Okay.
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I'm going to cook up another
love-filled meal for you. Just wait!
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Is there anything you'd like to eat?
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Hmm. Anything is fine.
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That's the hardest request
to handle. Goodness!
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What do we have in the refrigerator?
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Hmm. Bare bones.
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And we've used everything I brought.
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I'm going to do some shopping.
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Huh? Shopping? I'll go.
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You relax. You still haven't
recovered from the work week!
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Okay! I'll be right back.
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Senko, wait! Are you really
going out looking like that?
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Yes, I was going to. Is that a problem?
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It sure is!
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You're such a worrier!
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If you act like it's normal, nobody cares!
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Huh?
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People will just think I'm cosplaying.
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Nobody just walks around
town while cosplaying!
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Hmm...
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Here!
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I'd worry if you went alone.
I'm going with you.
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Wow! So this is a supermarket!
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It's quite a large store!
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This is actually one of the smaller ones.
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Ooh! Mm-hmm!
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All these different foods in one place!
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Markets sure have changed! I like it!
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I wonder how many hundreds of years
it's been since she saw a market.
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They even have things that are
out of season! It's overwhelming!
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Do you know what you're going to buy?
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Of course! We'll start with vegetables.
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Okay.
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Ooh, here's a big, delicious one!
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Hold on a second. This one is better.
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You can tell just by glancing at it, huh?
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Please! I am, after all...
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...a deity of agriculture!
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"Responsible for hundreds of years
of good harvests"
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I could pick out good vegetables in my sleep!
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I guess deities of agriculture
are nice to have around the house!
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Hee-hee!
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Ooh! This is the good stuff!
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It's no surprise. I just
get fooled by her appearance.
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But Senko is a deity.
She's over 800 years old.
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Of course she can handle shopping by herself.
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And I'm just a bum that eats
instant ramen all the time.
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What do I know?
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Ooh!
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--Huh?
--Fried tofu!
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Which one should I pick?!
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Even the great Senko gets childishly giddy
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when it comes to fried tofu.
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I'll take these!
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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♪ Mm, mm, mm! ♪
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I wonder when my next
non-tofu meal will be...
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Hmm? What is it?
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You're like a kid in a candy shop.
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A kid, you say? What kind of kid buys tofu?
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Good point.
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"Natto"
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Oh! She can't reach the high shelves.
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I'll get that for you.
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Eep! I can do it myself!
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Don't worry about it. Just let me help you.
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This is the one you want, right?
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Oh, you got it...
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It wasn't hard.
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You're floating! You're floating!
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Come on, Senko! You can't
do that outside the apartment!
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It's fine! Nobody's looking!
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What with the ears and--
You're just too relaxed about this!
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You worry too much.
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Mommy, she has a tail!
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Yes, honey, lots of kids have ponytails.
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Girls don't have tails, you know.
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She read one too many tall tales and
now she's seeing them in supermarkets.
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Ugh.
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♪ Mm, mm, mm! ♪
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I can't match her. Why is she
so relaxed about everything?
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♪ Mm, mm, mm! ♪
These "supermarkets" are really interesting!
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I'm surprised. I thought you'd prefer
shopping arcades to supermarkets.
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Like an outdoor market?
I've seen enough of those.
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The kind of problem you'd have
after living hundreds of years.
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I'd get so many gifts. I felt guilty.
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Are you running errands
for your parents, young lady?
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Impressive! Here, have one!
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Take one of these, too!
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A little girl running errands...
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Thank you!
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Thanks for helping!
It was fun having you along.
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All I did was carry stuff.
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But now you know, right?
I can go shopping on my own.
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I still worry about you.
If I'm not busy, I'll go with you.
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You do things that draw a lot of attention...
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And I feel bad having you
do everything for me.
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Kuroto, I like going shopping.
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There's nothing for you to worry about.
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As long as you're happy,
that's all that matters to me.
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Don't worry, just stay home and relax.
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Still...
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If it brings you happiness
to go shopping with me,
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that's different.
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Brings me happiness...
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Now that I think about it,
this might be the first time...
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The first time I've just
enjoyed everyday shopping.
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I came with her because
I was worried about her,
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but she ended up holding me
in the palm of her hand.
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Okay, that settles it!
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Hmm?
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I'd like to stick with you on my days off.
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Okay!
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What's for dinner tonight?
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Meat and potato stew!
**[20:02] ---**
Again?
**[20:03] ---**
You said anything was fine!
**[20:06] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[20:07] ---**
Just kidding! We're having broth-boiled
potatoes and shredded salmon!
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Sounds good!
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Mm!
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My agricultural deity powers
were too strong. The potato sprouted.
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Okay, starting to feel worried again.
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"Super Senko-san Time"
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I'm going to go shopping now.
Do you want to come along?
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All right, let's go together!
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That looks delicious! "Samples, OK"?
**[22:21] ---**
Does that mean I can have some?
**[22:23] ---**
Go ahead!
**[22:25] ---**
All right, then. Thank you!
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It's fried up nice and crispy.
**[22:30] ---**
"Fried on a plate"?
**[22:31] ---**
That's right!
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Wow! They fried it this well
without using fire!
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Mmm!
**[22:38] ---**
Hot, fluffy, and delectable! They're amazing!
**[22:43] ---**
How would you like some of these, young lady?
**[22:45] ---**
This is yogurt?
**[22:49] ---**
Mmm! It's got the perfect degree
of sourness, just how I like it!
**[22:54] ---**
Delicious!
**[22:55] ---**
Try some baumkuchen!
**[22:58] ---**
Bum-koo-hen? I can have some of this, too?
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It looks like the rings on a tree trunk.
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Mmm! It's my first time eating this,
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but it's got a nice light
sweetness to it! Yum!
**[23:15] ---**
I feel guilty when I get
a lot of samples at the supermarket.
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Another day has come to an end.
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Sleep well and have pleasant dreams!
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Good night!
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