E9 - Saurva Can't Catch a Break...
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[00:05] Sau
That Jahy...
[00:07] Sau
Curse her for overstepping me,
the Magnificent Saurva,
[00:09] Sau
to become the Dark Realm's
second-in-command.
[00:13] Sau
Ever since coming to the human world,
[00:15] Sau
I've waited numerous times
for the chance to defeat her.
[00:18] Sau
So many plans I've made and carried out...
[00:25] Sau
Yet so far, they've all ended in failure,
[00:28] Sau
only causing me more stress and exhaustion.
[00:32] Sau
That's why, today, I've decided...
[00:34] Sign
Bath
[00:36] Sau
to refresh myself at the bathhouse!
[00:39] Sau
I even splurged on nice shampoo.
[00:42] Sau
Just for now, I'll forget all about Jahy
and really focus on rejuvenating!
[01:02] txt
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:03] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:05] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:06] txt
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:18] titl
Restoration Plan No. 9
Saurva Can't Catch A Break...
[02:23] Sign
Adults 500 yen
Students 400 yen
Children 300 yen
[02:23] Left
Women
[02:23] Right
Men
[02:40] Sau
J-Jahy?!
[02:43] Jah
Ooh, what's this?
Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[02:46] Land
You...
[02:47] Sau
Oh, no! And she's with that punk?!
[02:48] ---
Pay your rent...
[02:53] Land
Says the person enjoying
being bathed like a child!
[02:59] Sau
Damnation! Curse you, Jahy!
[03:02] Sau
Does she intend to take even
my place of relaxation from me?!
[03:05] Sau
What a monster!
[03:09] Sau
This is bad.
[03:10] Sau
If she catches me like this,
I won't last a second!
[03:18] Sau
Should I run?
[03:20] Sau
Wait, no. Luckily, it doesn't
seem she's noticed me yet.
[03:25] Sau
I should just quickly slip in while I can.
[03:29] Sau
After all, I brought the best of the best
with this super nice shampoo!
[03:35] Sau
The price tag was luxurious,
but so is the scent.
[03:39] Sau
I bet this'll pick me up,
even under the circumstances.
[04:05] Sau
J-Jahy?!
[04:08] Sau
Wh-When the hell
did she get right next to me?
[04:10] Jah
How does this shampoo smell so good?!
[04:13] Jah
It's so silky to the touch, too.
[04:15] Sau
And she's using a ton of it!
[04:17] Jah
It's complimentary, too!
[04:19] Jah
This bathhouse is pretty great.
[04:21] Sau
Hey, that's my shampoo!
And it was super expensive!
[04:25] Sau
But if I say something, I'll be found out...
[04:27] Sau
What should I do?
[04:29] Sau
No, this isn't the time to overthink things.
[04:33] Jah
Huh?
[04:35] Sau
I did it. I prevented the worst—
[04:38] Sau
How is so much gone?!
[04:40] Sau
That monster!
[04:41] Sau
I haven't even had a chance to use it yet!
[04:45] Sau
Jahy, you...!
[04:49] Sau
It was like this in the Dark Realm, too.
[04:51] Sau
You've been always getting in my way!
[04:54] Sau
Will you ever be done making me miserable?!
[04:58] Sau
Well, we're both unarmed.
[05:00] Sau
It's time to take advantage
of her carelessness.
[05:04] Sau
Die, Jahy!
[05:14] Boss
Are you okay?
[05:18] Sau
Y-Yes.
[05:22] Boss
My... That's a rather dangerous
place for a bar of soap.
[05:28] Boss
It's still slippery there. Be careful, okay?
[05:33] Sau
Okay...
[06:05] Sau
That felt so good!
[06:09] Sau
And I got to see the lady from the pub, too.
[06:18] Sau
She was so soft...
[06:26] Sau
I'll come again.
[06:29] Nar
Despite everything, Saurva really
enjoyed her trip to the bathhouse.
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[06:41] Jah
Thank you for waiting!
[06:45] Jah
Please enjoy!
[06:47] Guy
She's in a better mood than usual.
[06:49] Guy2
Right? Maybe something good happened to her.
[06:52] Jah
Oops! I can't let myself get too giddy.
[06:55] Jah
Today's finally the day.
[06:59] Jah
After enduring such hardship
and working like a horse...
[07:02] Jah
It's payday!
[07:04] Boss
Here. It's this month's pay.
[07:06] Boss
Thanks for everything.
[07:08] Jah
Heck yeah!
[07:10] Boss
Make sure not to squander it, you hear?
[07:14] Jah
Sorry, but new month, new me.
I'm not the same as I used to be.
[07:18] txt
Salary
[07:19] Jah
That's right! I've even sworn to
forego my favorite thing, meat.
[07:23] Jah
The reason for that is...
SIGN Hyper Home Center
[07:27] Jah
Today, I've come to this huge-ass store to
buy a weapon to take down that magical girl!
[07:36] Jah
Now, magical girl, how shall I humiliate you?
[07:42] Jah
This place sure is big, though...
[07:44] Jah
I'm not even sure where to start.
[07:47] guy
Take a look at this!
[07:49] guy
That pesky grease clinging
to your pans... is gone!
[07:55] guy
A five-pack of these amazing
sponges is only 1,000 yen!
[08:01] Jah
Boring.
[08:03] guy
But that's not all!
[08:04] guy
I'll throw in three extra sponges
for the same great price!
[08:07] guy
Today only!
[08:09] guy
That's quite a bargain.
[08:19] Jah
That was an unexpected boon.
[08:21] Jah
I'll give one to my boss.
[08:24] wom
We all know how tough it can
be to cut up a pineapple.
[08:27] wom
But just have a look at this.
[08:29] wom
See? This makes prepping
pineapple a piece of cake!
[08:34] Jah
Boring.
[08:36] Jah
Who would ever buy that
kind of useless stuff?
[08:38] wom
Can I interest you in a sample?
[08:48] Jah
That's so good!
[08:50] Jah
With this, I could easily fix
delicious pineapple every day!
[08:57] Jah
That was a great find.
[08:59] Jah
I'll let the landlord
have some pineapple, too.
[09:03] Jah
Huh? Financial fortune... rocks?
[09:06] Jah
"Wear this and..."
[09:08] txt
Increase your financial fortunes!!
[09:08] txt
POWER STONE
[09:08] txt
A lucky charm to attract money!
[09:08] txt
You're sure to get
the things you want!
[09:09] Jah
I'm sure to get the things I want?!
[09:14] Jah
In other words, if I put this on,
finding mana crystals will be a cinch?!
[09:23] Jah
This is exactly what I need!
[09:33] Jah
Wow, what a lucky day!
[09:35] Jah
I'm finding all the bargains.
[09:39] Jah
Now then, all that's left is to find something
to use against that magical girl.
[09:43] Jah
All right, where's their weapon section?
[09:47] Jah
Hmm, they do say the quality
of your sleep is important.
[09:50] Jah
It's good for your skin and saves water?!
[09:53] txt
an6\fnArial\b1\i1\c&HEDE5B2&\3c&HFCFCFE&\4c&HADE0EB&}ULTRA BRILLIANT COATING*
Food comes off easily
No oil needed
[09:54] Jah
This can't be real!
[09:55] Jah
If it is, then what has
all my suffering been for?!
[09:59] box
Memory Foam
Urethane foam chip pillow
[09:59] pan
Ultra
Brilliant Coating
Frying Pan
[10:06] Jah
Here we are!
[10:12] Jah
Hrm, I don't feel like this
packs enough punch...
[10:17] Jah
Can I even stab someone with this?
[10:25] Jah
That's it!
[10:43] Mag
Is that all you've got?
[10:45] Jah
Shut up!
[10:47] Jah
Take this!
[11:18] Jah
This is just a stick that lights up!
[11:21] Jah
These here!
[11:22] Jah
This, too!
[11:23] Jah
And those!
[11:24] Jah
All of this!
[11:25] Jah
It's all useless!
[11:27] Jah
Why did I buy this crap?!
[11:33] Jah
Give me my hard-earned money back!
[11:41] Boss
Wow, this works really well!
[11:45] Boss
Are you sure I can have them?
[11:47] Jah
Yeah.
[11:47] boss
Thank you, Hy-chan!
[11:50] Nar
The boss was happy!
[11:54] titl
The Great Jahy
[11:54] titl
The Great Jahy
[11:55] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[11:55] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[11:56] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[12:06] Jah
All right.
[12:08] Jah
Bring it on if you dare, magical girl.
[12:11] Jah
I'll turn the tables on you...
[12:13] Jah
with this homemade,
expertly cooked up birdlime trap!
[12:18] Jah
If she tries to barge in here,
she'll get completely stuck!
[12:23] Jah
And that's when I hit her with my magic!
[12:28] Jah
Wait...
[12:29] Jah
With her monstrous strength,
she could easily get out of this trap.
[12:35] Jah
There's also no guarantee she'll
try to come through the front door.
[12:39] Jah
She might come in the window...
[12:43] Jah
If that's the case, then here! Take this!
[12:48] Jah
And that's not all!
I have offensive traps, too!
SIGN Gong
SIGN Dong
[12:53] Jah
How's that?
[12:55] Jah
I'll beat her for sure.
[12:57] Jah
Now all I've got to do
is sit tight until she comes.
[13:01] Jah
Look at me! I'm such a strategist.
[13:32] Jah
She's not coming...
[13:49] Jah
I'm getting hungry.
Guess I'll have to take care of that.
[13:52] Jah
Time to go shopping for some dinner.
[14:21] Jah
Now I've done it!
[14:25] Jah
This can't be happening!
[14:26] Jah
Does this mean I can't leave here*
until the magical girl shows up?!
[14:30] Jah
What if... she never comes?
[14:33] skel
Jaheek...
[14:36] Jah
No, no, no, no....
[14:45] Jah
Get over here already, magical girl!
[14:46] Jah
Right now!
[14:47] Jah
Right this instant!
[14:48] Jah
You want mana crystals? I've got one!
[14:50] Jah
Come!
[14:52] Jah
Come!
[14:54] Land
Hey, Ja-ko. I'm here for the rent.
[14:58] Jah
Not you!
[15:03] Land
Hey, what the hell is this?
[15:04] Jah
Oh, no! The trap!
[15:06] Jah
Landlord!
[15:09] Jah
If that washbasin hits her,
she's really going to lose it!
[15:12] Jah
I have to... distract her somehow!
[15:15] Jah
Somehow!
[15:16] Jah
This is the only way!
[15:24] Land
Ja-ko?!
[15:27] Land
Hey, Ja-ko? Are you okay? Hey!
[15:33] Jah
Landlord... are you okay?
[15:36] Land
Yeah, I'm fine, but what's all this?
[15:39] Jah
It's a trap I made.
[15:41] Land
Wha?
[15:42] Jah
I've changed, huh?
[15:44] Jah
To think that a day would come when I
protect a human, and that human is you...
[15:50] Jah
So forgive me.
[15:52] Land
Uh, you set this up
and took that hit yourself.
[15:59] Land
Defense against the magical girl?
[16:01] Jah
Yes. You never know when she's
going to come attack me again.
[16:05] Land
Well, if that's what this is about,
you should've come talked to me.
[16:09] Land
I'm the landlord. It's my
job to protect my tenants.
[16:17] Jah
You? Protect me?
[16:19] Jah
I'm second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[16:21] Land
How are you this insufferable?!
[16:25] Nar
Unbeknownst to the Great Jahy,
[16:26] Nar
security measures around the apartment
were tightened that day.
[16:40] Jah
Challenging me with your pathetic strength?
Don't make me laugh.
[16:44] Jah
I'll show you the power of
the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[16:50] Land
It's rent time. Pay up.
[16:52] dog
Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof! Woof!
[17:04] Sau
Damn it!
[17:10] Sau
I need to move on to my new strategy...
[17:15] Sau
But I'm so frightened of Jahy that I'm
having nightmares about her every night!
[17:20] Sau
How can she scare me so?
[17:25] Sau
She's terrifying!
[17:30] Sau
That hair...
[17:33] Sau
It can't be!
[17:34] Jah
Unhand that!
[17:36] Sau
Jahy?!
[17:39] Sau
No, it's not...
It's just a kid with her hairstyle.
[17:44] Sau
Jahy's well endowed, sexy, and dignified.
[17:48] Sau
She has an aura!
[17:50] Jah
Give it back, you bastards!
[17:52] Sau
This kid isn't giving me any of those vibes.
[17:56] Sau
Besides, there's no way that Jahy...
[17:57] Sau
could be so adorable!
[18:00] Sau
It's someone else!
[18:04] Sau
You there! Are you all right?
[18:07] Jah
You...
[18:10] Jah
Who the hell are you?!
[18:12] Sau
I-I'm just a passerby.
[18:14] Jah
Stay back!
[18:16] Jah
This is a fight to death over
lunch between me and the crows!
[18:21] Sau
Wh-What a strong child!
[18:23] Sau
She's so small yet fighting so fiercely!
[18:27] Sau
Quite unlike me!
[18:29] Sau
I'll save you!
[18:32] Sau
Come, crows! I am your foe now!
[18:36] Jah
What are you doing?!
[18:40] Jah
No! That was my lunch!
[18:46] Jah
This is all your fault, you maggot.
[18:50] Sau
M-Maggot?
[18:55] txt
Salmon
[18:55] txt
120 yen
[18:58] Sau
I'm sorry. Please accept this as an apology.
[19:01] Jah
Hmph! I'm not so down on my luck
that I'd accept handouts from strangers.
[19:06] Sau
I see.
[19:08] Sau
You're tough, aren't you?
[19:10] Jah
Guess so.
[19:12] Sau
What do I have to do
to become as tough as you?
[19:18] Jah
What's that? You want to be tough?
[19:22] Sau
Yeah.
[19:25] Sau
There's someone I really want to defeat.
[19:29] Jah
That so?
[19:31] Sau
But I kept screwing up
and now I've lost faith in myself.
[19:37] Jah
I hear you.
[19:41] Jah
Even for me, there are times
when things don't work out.
[19:44] Jah
But I never ever give up!
[19:47] Jah
Even when things don't go my way,
again and again... I keep fighting!
[19:51] Jah
So you can't give up either.
[19:54] Jah
If you keep at it, you'll
beat them one day for sure!
[20:07] Sau
Yeah, I will!
[20:10] Sau
Thank you! I'll do my best...
[20:13] Jah
Don't cry.
[20:15] Jah
You can do it.
[20:17] Sau
That reminds me! What's your na—
[20:19] Jah
Waugh! It's time for work!
[20:24] Sau
W-Wait!
[20:27] Sau
She's gone...
[20:30] Sau
Again and again, huh?
[20:33] Sau
She's right!
[20:34] Sau
What are two measly failures?!
[20:36] Sau
No matter how many times
it takes, I'll keep going!
[20:41] Sau
Thank you...
[20:47] Sau
strong girl!
[20:55] Sau
I've found you at last...
[20:57] Sau
I've found you at last.
[21:00] Sau
I've found you... at last!
[21:03] Sau
Today you meet your doom!
[21:05] Sau
I've found you at last!
[21:07] Jah
What the hell is going on?!
[21:14] Jah
It's a regular weekday!
[21:16] Jah
Why is it so damn busy?!
[21:18] Boss
Hy-chan, this is for table 2.
[21:21] Boss
Please get it out quickly.
[21:22] Guy
Can I get another warm towel?
[21:24] guy
Another beer, please!
[21:25] guy
Me, too!
[21:27] Jah
I heard you!
[21:30] Boss
Please take care of table 3, as well.
[21:31] Jah
H-H-Hold it! I haven't even gotten
the stuff to table 2 yet!
[21:38] txt
Craft Pub Maou.
[21:45] Sau
M-Maybe next time...
[21:51] Sau
Let's do that.
[21:53] Nar
Not realizing that Jahy was the
very girl who'd encouraged her,
[21:57] Nar
Saurva lost to Jahy again today...
unbeknownst to everyone.
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