E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!

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[00:01] Nar
    As second-in-command of the Dark Realm,
    the Great Jahy did as she pleased
[00:07] Nar
    and all trembled before her...
[00:11] Nar
    in the past!
[00:19] Jah
    I don't have to work today.
[00:21] Jah
    Maybe I'll take a nice, relaxing bath.
[00:29] Jah
    How the hell am I supposed to relax
    in this pathetic little tub?!
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[00:48] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:03] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 8
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
[02:08] Jah
    I'm starving...
[02:15] Wom
    I've come to pick you up, Your Greatness.
[02:19] Jah
    Who're you?
[02:21] Wom
    I am President Dojima's chauffeur.
[02:24] Jah
    Dojima?
[02:27] Jah
    Oh, you mean Druj?
[02:31] Wom
    After you.
[02:33] Wom
    The president is waiting.
[02:35] Jah
    She is?
[02:37] Jah
    What's this all of a sudden?
[02:42] Wom
    Please help yourself to some
    refreshments, Your Greatness.
[02:50] Jah
    An all-you-can-eat sweets buffet?
[02:52] Jah
    What service from Druj today!
[03:02] Jah
    What's this?
[03:12] Jah
    Wow, now that's nice!
[03:19] Jah
    With all these snacks,
    I could live it up for a while.
[03:23] Jah
    I want to move in here!
[03:27] Wom
    We've arrived.
[03:29] Jah
    Already? No!
[03:31] Wom
    President Dojima is waiting for you.
[03:34] Jah
    I don't care! I live here now!
[03:37] Wom
    Your Greatness...
[03:39] Jah
    No way, no how!
    This is my home now! I live here!
[03:45] Dru
    O Great Jahy! I've been waiting for you.
[03:50] Dru
    Welcome to my company.
[03:52] Jah
    Your company?
[03:53] Dru
    That's right!
[03:53] Dru
    This is my company.
[03:55] Dru
    Druj... or rather, Dojima Corporation!
[04:02] Dru
    I believe when I visited your workplace last,
[04:04] Dru
    I invited you to come here to mine.
[04:08] Jah
    Did you?
[04:10] (Flashback) Dru
    A draft beer, please!
[04:12] (Flashback) Dru
    And I really hope you'll visit me
     at my company, too, Your Greatness!
[04:17] (Flashback) Jah
    Coming right up!
[04:18] (Flashback) Jah
    One draft beer and one company visit, please!
[04:20] Jah
    So you did...
[04:22] Dru
    I sincerely apologize for summoning
     you when you're so busy,
[04:26] Dru
    but I'm in dire need of your help today.
[04:32] Jah
    I am busy. I don't have time to waste here.
[04:37] Dru
    Please find it in your heart.
[04:39] Dru
    This is a job only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command, could handle.
[04:44] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command...
[04:46] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command.
[04:49] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command!
[04:53] Jah
    Wh-What would you do without me?
[04:56] Jah
    Fine. The Dark Realm's
    second-in-command will help you out.
[05:01] Dru
    Then let us have some tea
     and discuss the matter right away.
[05:13] Jah
    So what does your company do, anyway?
[05:17] Dru
    Our company is a so-called
    management consultancy.
[05:22] Jah
    "Consommé tart"?
[05:24] Dru
    Companies come to us for advice.
     We analyze their financial situations,
[05:28] Dru
    or even offer insight on how
    to improve their businesses.
[05:32] Dru
    Put simply, we take advantage
    of these greedy lower lifeforms
[05:36] Dru
    and suck out that sweet nectar
    called a consultancy fee.
[05:40] Dru
    For a demon, this profession
    is our true calling!
[05:44] Jah
    C-Calm down, Druj...
[05:45] Jah
    True calling...
[05:47] Dru
    Oh, do pardon me.
[05:50] Dru
    At any rate, my experience from the
    Dark Realm has proven extremely useful.
[05:55] Dru
    Of course, it's all thanks to you!
[05:59] Dru
    Not only did you see my abilities,
    you also believed in me
[06:04] Dru
    and entrusted various duties to me.
[06:08] Dru
    You are the greatest teacher!
    The best master!
[06:15] Jah
    I'm glad you see things how they are, Druj.
[06:18] Jah
    Now, why don't you tell me what you need
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command for?
[06:24] Dru
    Actually, we're having a special training
    seminar for all company employees.
[06:31] Jah
    Sure, sure.
[06:32] Dru
    I'd be honored if someone as
    overflowing with charisma as you
[06:37] Dru
    would speak at the event.
[06:39] Jah
    Charisma? I like the sound of that.
[06:43] jah
    Upsy!
[06:43] all
    Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:44] jah
    Upsy!
[06:44] all
    Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:46] Dru
    Would that be possible?
[06:48] Jah
    No problem.
[06:49] Dru
    Oh, thank you so much!
[06:51] Dru
    Please, just step right this way.
[06:53] Jah
    Sure.
[06:55] dru
    Pardon me while I take your clothes.
[06:57] Jah
    Sure.
[06:59] Jah
    That's right.
[07:00] Jah
    That job and that ratty apartment
    aren't where I belong.
[07:06] Jah
    I have a place...
[07:08] Jah
    A place worthy of me!
[07:11] Dru
    It's just about time.
[07:12] Dru
    Right this way, please.
[07:15] Dru
    And now, I would like to welcome to the
    stage the person who I admire most!
[07:21] Dru
    Meet the Great Jahy,
     owner of the Maou Pub!
[07:33] Jah
    Hark the story of the
    Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:38] Jah
    Well met, humans.
[07:41] Jah
    When I was in the Dark Realm,
    power was everything!
[07:45] Dru
    I see!
[07:46] Dru
    In our current society,
    what we need is power!
[07:49] Dru
    In other words, financial power!
[07:50] Dru
    And capable people!
[07:53] Dru
    That's what you mean, right?
[07:57] Dru
    I'd expect no less from you!
[08:03] Dru
    I'm so sorry, Your Greatness!
[08:06] Dru
    I just got so excited...
[08:09] Jah
    Don't worry about it.
[08:12] Jah
    So, in my opinion...
[08:14] Dru
    Those on top need to recognize
    their underlings' talents
[08:17] Dru
    and create an environment where
    they can thrive and work freely!
[08:21] Dru
    That's what you're saying, right?!
[08:23] All
    Wow!
[08:25] All
    Amazing!
[08:27] All
    Makes sense!
[08:30] Jah
    I...
[08:30] Dru
    It's just as you say!
[08:33] Dru
    The ideal superior is someone like you,
[08:37] Dru
    who trusts their underlings and guides them!
[08:41] Dru
    They must know when to be tough.
    When to treat you to a meal.
[08:46] Dru
    Communication between ranks is so important.
[08:48] Dru
    Indeed, we mustn't forget that
    the superior-underling relationship
[08:52] Dru
    is a bond every bit as important
    as that of family and lovers.
[08:58] Dru
    That's what you wanted to say, right?!
[09:07] Dru
    Thank you!
[09:08] Dru
    Let's show our appreciation
    for the Great Jahy!
[09:18] Dru
    Thank you for that amazing speech today.
[09:22] Dru
    I was so moved.
[09:25] Jah
    You can let me out here.
[09:28] Dru
    But why don't we drop you off at your domicile?
[09:30] Jah
    There's somewhere I'd like to stop by.
[09:33] Dru
    Oh, I see...
[09:35] Dru
    Please pull over, then.
[09:37] Wom
    Certainly.
[09:51] Jah
    You did all of the talking!
[09:54] Jah
    That was supposed to be my moment!
[09:57] Jah
    My time in the limelight!
[10:00] Jah
    Druj, you dolt!
[10:12] Dru
    I forgot to tell you,
    but as thanks for today,
[10:16] Dru
    I'd like to invite you to a party.
[10:19] Jah
    Did you say... a party?
[10:21] Dru
    That's right! I'll pick you up next weekend.
[10:26] Jah
    S-Sure.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[10:44] Boss
    My, Hy-chan, you're in a good mood.
[10:47] Boss
    Did something good happen?
[10:49] Jah
    Druj invited me to a party.
[10:51] Boss
    A party?
[10:52] Jah
    It's her way of saying thanks
    for me helping her out.
[10:57] Boss
    Wow! I'm sure it'll be amazing.
[11:01] Boss
    Druj-chan is a company president, after all.
[11:04] Boss
    You've got to dress up for it, okay?
[11:06] Boss
    Maybe do something with your hair.
[11:10] Boss
    Hy-chan, are you bathing regularly?
[11:12] Jah
    Rude!
[11:14] Jah
    I bathe once every three days!
[11:16] Boss
    Once every three days?
[11:18] Jah
    In a washtub...
[11:19] Boss
    A washtub?!
[11:20] Jah
    What else am I supposed to do?
    There's no bath at my place!
[11:25] Boss
    Hy-chan, we'll go when work is over.
[11:28] Jah
    Huh?
[11:29] Jah
    Go where?
[11:31] Boss
    Somewhere nice.
[11:36] Jah
    What's so nice about this place?
[11:38] Jah
    Just looks like some old-ass building.
[11:40] Boss
    It's a place to bathe.
[11:41] Boss
    A public bathhouse.
[11:43] Land
    Why the hell did I have to come?
[11:45] Jah
    A bath?
[11:46] Jah
    Here?
[11:47] Boss
    Let's go on in.
[11:49] Sign
    Bathhouse Admission
    Adults          500 yen
    Students       400 yen
    Children       300 yen
[11:52] Boss
    Hurry up now!
[11:56] Jah
    One child.
[11:57] Old
    Thank you. Go on in.
[11:59] Land
    That's convenient.
[12:01] Jah
    You jealous?
[12:04] Land
    No, not really.
[12:06] Jah
    I paid 300 yen for this,
    so it'd better be good.
[12:22] Land
    Hey, stop switching back and forth
    between being big and small.
[12:26] Jah
    Oh?
[12:27] Jah
    Jealous of my beautiful body?
[12:31] Land
    Not really. Stop taunting me.
[12:33] Boss
    Ryou-chan, are you still
    concerned about your chest?
[12:36] Boss
    You used to drink those supplements,
[12:39] Boss
    but I thought you'd
    stopped worrying these days...
[12:41] Land
    Sis!
[12:42] Jah
    So the bath is this way, is it?
[12:45] Jah
    Well, compared to the Dark Realm,
    this shabby place can't possibly be—
[12:50] Jah
    It's huge!
[12:55] Boss
    Nice, isn't it?
[12:57] Jah
    Well, size isn't all that matters.
[13:03] Jah
    Man, I haven't had hot water in forever!
[13:06] Boss
    Hy-chan, I'll wash your back for you.
[13:11] Boss
    Does anywhere itch?
[13:14] Jah
    A little to the left.
[13:16] Jah
    That's it, that's it...
[13:18] Jah
    Between the nice lather and the boss's
    scrubbing technique, this isn't bad at all!
[13:25] Jah
    Do my arms next.
[13:27] Boss
    Yes, yes.
[13:28] Land
    Hey, Sis, don't spoil Ja-ko so much.
[13:32] Jah
    Jealous?
[13:34] Land
    Not really.
[13:35] Boss
    I used to do this for you, too, remember?
[13:38] Boss
    Up until you started middle school.
[13:42] Land
    Sis!
[13:43] Jah
    Ooh, what's this?
[13:44] Jah
    Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[13:47] Land
    You...
[13:48] Jah
    What a child!
[13:50] Land
    Says the person enjoying
    being bathed like one!
[13:54] Jah
    You'll have to excuse me, little baby.
    I need to go wash my hair.
[14:02] Jah
    Compared to what we had in the Dark Realm,
    this human shampoo can't possibly—
[14:08] Jah
    How does it smell so good?!
[14:13] Jah
    It's so silky to the touch, too.
[14:16] Jah
    I never knew the humans
    had anything like this.
[14:18] Jah
    It's complimentary, too!
[14:20] Jah
    This bathhouse is pretty great.
[14:24] Jah
    My hair is happy, too!
[14:30] Jah
    Wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started.
[14:32] Jah
    The water makes or breaks a bath.
[14:34] Jah
    That'll determine whether
    this place is good or—
[14:37] Jah
    Wow, it's the ideal temperature!
[14:40] Jah
    I've even got plenty
    of room to stretch my legs.
[14:43] Jah
    I don't get how, but these bubbles are
    perfectly massaging my sore shoulders.
[14:51] Jah
    This place is really the best.
[14:54] Jah
    The vast, infinite hot water...
[14:56] Jah
    The tub big enough to stretch out in...
[14:58] Jah
    The wonderful-smelling shampoo...
[15:01] Jah
    I never thought the humans
    had baths this nice.
[15:22] Land
    You shrunk again, Ja-ko!
[15:25] Land
    I thought I told you not to do that here.
[15:28] Land
    Don't ignore me!
[15:31] Boss
    Looks like you're all done now, too.
[15:34] Boss
    Why don't I dry your hair for you?
[15:36] Land
    You're still babying her!
[15:38] Boss
    Oh, just let me.
[15:39] Boss
    We came together after all, you know?
[15:42] Land
    I swear...
[15:44] Boss
    Isn't it nice here, Hy-chan?
[15:46] Boss
    It's close to the pub and it's cheap,
    so the two of us come here often.
[15:54] Boss
    For you.
[15:55] Boss
    Milk after you get out
    is the crowning touch.
[15:58] Jah
    Hey, why didn't you tell me
    about this place earlier?!
[16:02] Boss
    Oh, I didn't know you didn't know about it.
[16:05] Jah
    As the landlord, you should have told me!
[16:08] Jah
    I'm living in your shitty bathless apartment!
[16:12] Land
    Aw, don't sweat the small stuff.
[16:14] Jah
    Damn you...
[16:17] Jah
    That's good!
[16:27] Boss
    We should all do this again soon, Hy-chan.
[16:30] Jah
    Y-Yeah, I guess so.
[16:33] Nar
    The milk after the bath was so delicious
    that the Great Jahy forgave everything.
[16:44] Dru
    Are you ready, Your Greatness?
[16:47] Jah
    Indeed.
[16:49] Dru
    We are both sick of having to spend
    our days in this human world.
[16:56] jah
    Yes, yes.
[16:57] dru
    That is no surprise.
[16:58] dru
    We are inhabitants of the Dark Realm.
[17:00] jah
    Yes, yes...
[17:02] dru
    While we cannot immediately restore
    the Dark Realm, this is a special night.
[17:06] dru
    So let us begin...
[17:09] dru
    the Dark Realm party!
[17:11] ---
    Yeah!
[17:12] dru
    I've prepared a variety of delights for you!
[17:17] Jah
    Oh, wow!
[17:18] Jah
    Dishes from the Dark Realm!
[17:20] Dru
    I tried recreating them
    with ingredients from the human world.
[17:25] Jah
    Wow, it tastes just like the real thing!
[17:29] Dru
    Your Greatness! Your Greatness!
[17:36] Jah
    This is awful!
[17:36] Jah
    You eat it!
[17:38] Dru
    Oh, you've made me so happy!
[17:42] Dru
    Ah, this takes me back!
[17:44] Dru
    I've missed it so!
[17:48] Dru
    Your Greatness, please take a look at this!
[17:53] Jah
    It's Yaku! And Nostar!
[17:55] Jah
    I haven't seen them in forever.
[17:57] Dru
    I made these dolls to look
    just like your old underlings.
[18:00] Jah
    Druj!
[18:02] Jah
    The decorations...
[18:03] Jah
    The food...
[18:05] Jah
    Our brethren!
[18:13] Chant
    O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[18:16] Jah
    I'm really back in the Dark Realm!
[18:23] Guy
    Dojima-san?
[18:24] Guy
    Delivery for you.
[18:26] Dru
    C-Coming!
[18:28] Guy
    Just sign right here, please.
[18:32] Jah
    Druj...
[18:34] Jah
    Can't you read the room?
[18:37] Jah
    This is a special Dark Realm night!
[18:39] Jah
    You said so yourself, didn't you?!
[18:42] Dru
    Please accept my apologies!
[18:44] Jah
    Anything that reminds me
    of the human world is forbidden.
[18:48] Jah
    Understood?
[18:50] Dru
    As you wish!
[18:51] ---
    Hup!
[18:54] Dru
    Now then, let's shake that off and...
[18:59] Jah
    Very good, very good.
[19:01] Dru
    Your Greatness!
[19:06] Dru
    Yes? Dojima here.
[19:10] Dru
    I believe I asked you to take care of that.
[19:14] Dru
    Yes.
[19:15] Dru
    I will.
[19:17] Dru
    Thank you.
[19:18] Dru
    Goodbye.
[19:26] Jah
    Druj...
[19:30] Dru
    My humblest apologies!
[19:32] Dru
    This stupid thing!
[19:35] Dru
    Take that!
[19:36] Dru
    And that!
[19:37] Dru
    And that, too!
[19:41] Dru
    Now, Your Greatness,
    shall we pick up where we left off?
[19:45] Jah
    Yeah, sure.
[19:53] Jah
    I've missed this.
[19:55] Jah
    I've really missed this.
[19:57] Jah
    My Dark Realm...
[20:14] Jah
    What's that noise?
[20:15] Dru
    The clock striking midnight.
[20:18] Jah
    Midnight?
[20:22] Jah
    I need to get home.
[20:24] Dur
    But we haven't had
     the special Dark Realm cake yet!
[20:30] Jah
    It was such a good Dark Realm party,
    I want to leave it in this form.
[20:35] Dur
    Your Greatness?
[20:37] Jah
    I had fun.
[20:39] Jah
    Next time, let's do it
     in the Dark Realm for real.
[20:41] Dur
    Y-Your Greatness?
[21:15] Jah
    I want to go home to the Dark Realm already!
[21:20] Jah
    I swear I'll get those mana crystals!
[21:23] Jah
    And defeat that magical girl!
[21:27] Jah
    And one day, I'll move to
    a place with an actual bath!
[21:32] Jah
    Because I'm... the one and only...
[21:35] Jah
    Great Jahy, second-in-command
     of the Dark Realm!
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    Saurva Can't Catch A Break...