# E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDQ4G/the-great-jahy-cant-bathe)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Nar**
As second-in-command of the Dark Realm,
the Great Jahy did as she pleased
**[00:07] Nar**
and all trembled before her...
**[00:11] Nar**
in the past!
**[00:19] Jah**
I don't have to work today.
**[00:21] Jah**
Maybe I'll take a nice, relaxing bath.
**[00:29] Jah**
How the hell am I supposed to relax
in this pathetic little tub?!
**[00:47] txt**
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:48] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:49] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:49] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:50] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:51] txt**
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[02:03] Titl**
Restoration Plan No. 8
The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
**[02:08] Jah**
I'm starving...
**[02:15] Wom**
I've come to pick you up, Your Greatness.
**[02:19] Jah**
Who're you?
**[02:21] Wom**
I am President Dojima's chauffeur.
**[02:24] Jah**
Dojima?
**[02:27] Jah**
Oh, you mean Druj?
**[02:31] Wom**
After you.
**[02:33] Wom**
The president is waiting.
**[02:35] Jah**
She is?
**[02:37] Jah**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[02:42] Wom**
Please help yourself to some
refreshments, Your Greatness.
**[02:50] Jah**
An all-you-can-eat sweets buffet?
**[02:52] Jah**
What service from Druj today!
**[03:02] Jah**
What's this?
**[03:12] Jah**
Wow, now that's nice!
**[03:19] Jah**
* With all these snacks,*
* I could live it up for a while.*
**[03:23] Jah**
*I want to move in here!*
**[03:27] Wom**
We've arrived.
**[03:29] Jah**
Already? No!
**[03:31] Wom**
President Dojima is waiting for you.
**[03:34] Jah**
I don't care! I live here now!
**[03:37] Wom**
Your Greatness...
**[03:39] Jah**
No way, no how!
This is my home now! I live here!
**[03:45] Dru**
O Great Jahy! I've been waiting for you.
**[03:50] Dru**
Welcome to my company.
**[03:52] Jah**
Your company?
**[03:53] Dru**
That's right!
**[03:53] Dru**
This is my company.
**[03:55] Dru**
Druj... or rather, Dojima Corporation!
**[04:02] Dru**
I believe when I visited your workplace last,
**[04:04] Dru**
I invited you to come here to mine.
**[04:08] Jah**
Did you?
**[04:10] (Flashback) Dru**
A draft beer, please!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Dru**
And I really hope you'll visit me
at my company, too, Your Greatness!
**[04:17] (Flashback) Jah**
Coming right up!
**[04:18] (Flashback) Jah**
One draft beer and one company visit, please!
**[04:20] Jah**
So you did...
**[04:22] Dru**
I sincerely apologize for summoning
you when you're so busy,
**[04:26] Dru**
but I'm in dire need of your help today.
**[04:32] Jah**
I am busy. I don't have time to waste here.
**[04:37] Dru**
Please find it in your heart.
**[04:39] Dru**
This is a job only you, the Dark Realm's
second-in-command, could handle.
**[04:44] Dru**
* Only you, the Dark Realm's*
* second-in-command...*
**[04:46] Dru**
* Only you, the Dark Realm's*
* second-in-command.*
**[04:49] Dru**
* Only you, the Dark Realm's*
* second-in-command!*
**[04:53] Jah**
Wh-What would you do without me?
**[04:56] Jah**
Fine. The Dark Realm's
second-in-command will help you out.
**[05:01] Dru**
Then let us have some tea
and discuss the matter right away.
**[05:13] Jah**
So what does your company do, anyway?
**[05:17] Dru**
Our company is a so-called
management consultancy.
**[05:22] Jah**
"Consommé tart"?
**[05:24] Dru**
Companies come to us for advice.
We analyze their financial situations,
**[05:28] Dru**
or even offer insight on how
to improve their businesses.
**[05:32] Dru**
Put simply, we take advantage
of these greedy lower lifeforms
**[05:36] Dru**
and suck out that sweet nectar
called a consultancy fee.
**[05:40] Dru**
For a demon, this profession
is our true calling!
**[05:44] Jah**
C-Calm down, Druj...
**[05:45] Jah**
True calling...
**[05:47] Dru**
Oh, do pardon me.
**[05:50] Dru**
At any rate, my experience from the
Dark Realm has proven extremely useful.
**[05:55] Dru**
Of course, it's all thanks to you!
**[05:59] Dru**
Not only did you see my abilities,
you also believed in me
**[06:04] Dru**
and entrusted various duties to me.
**[06:08] Dru**
You are the greatest teacher!
The best master!
**[06:15] Jah**
I'm glad you see things how they are, Druj.
**[06:18] Jah**
Now, why don't you tell me what you need
the Dark Realm's second-in-command for?
**[06:24] Dru**
Actually, we're having a special training
seminar for all company employees.
**[06:31] Jah**
Sure, sure.
**[06:32] Dru**
I'd be honored if someone as
overflowing with charisma as you
**[06:37] Dru**
would speak at the event.
**[06:39] Jah**
Charisma? I like the sound of that.
**[06:43] jah**
Upsy!
**[06:43] all**
Long live the Great Jahy!
**[06:44] jah**
Upsy!
**[06:44] all**
Long live the Great Jahy!
**[06:46] Dru**
Would that be possible?
**[06:48] Jah**
No problem.
**[06:49] Dru**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[06:51] Dru**
Please, just step right this way.
**[06:53] Jah**
Sure.
**[06:55] dru**
Pardon me while I take your clothes.
**[06:57] Jah**
Sure.
**[06:59] Jah**
*That's right.*
**[07:00] Jah**
* That job and that ratty apartment*
* aren't where I belong.*
**[07:06] Jah**
*I have a place...*
**[07:08] Jah**
*A place worthy of me!*
**[07:11] Dru**
It's just about time.
**[07:12] Dru**
Right this way, please.
**[07:15] Dru**
And now, I would like to welcome to the
stage the person who I admire most!
**[07:21] Dru**
Meet the Great Jahy,
owner of the Maou Pub!
**[07:33] Jah**
* Hark the story of the*
* Dark Realm's second-in-command!*
**[07:38] Jah**
Well met, humans.
**[07:41] Jah**
When I was in the Dark Realm,
power was everything!
**[07:45] Dru**
I see!
**[07:46] Dru**
In our current society,
what we need is power!
**[07:49] Dru**
In other words, financial power!
**[07:50] Dru**
And capable people!
**[07:53] Dru**
That's what you mean, right?
**[07:57] Dru**
I'd expect no less from you!
**[08:03] Dru**
I'm so sorry, Your Greatness!
**[08:06] Dru**
I just got so excited...
**[08:09] Jah**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:12] Jah**
So, in my opinion...
**[08:14] Dru**
Those on top need to recognize
their underlings' talents
**[08:17] Dru**
and create an environment where
they can thrive and work freely!
**[08:21] Dru**
That's what you're saying, right?!
**[08:23] All**
Wow!
**[08:25] All**
Amazing!
**[08:27] All**
Makes sense!
**[08:30] Jah**
I...
**[08:30] Dru**
It's just as you say!
**[08:33] Dru**
The ideal superior is someone like you,
**[08:37] Dru**
who trusts their underlings and guides them!
**[08:41] Dru**
They must know when to be tough.
When to treat you to a meal.
**[08:46] Dru**
Communication between ranks is so important.
**[08:48] Dru**
Indeed, we mustn't forget that
the superior-underling relationship
**[08:52] Dru**
is a bond every bit as important
as that of family and lovers.
**[08:58] Dru**
That's what you wanted to say, right?!
**[09:07] Dru**
Thank you!
**[09:08] Dru**
Let's show our appreciation
for the Great Jahy!
**[09:18] Dru**
Thank you for that amazing speech today.
**[09:22] Dru**
I was so moved.
**[09:25] Jah**
You can let me out here.
**[09:28] Dru**
But why don't we drop you off at your domicile?
**[09:30] Jah**
There's somewhere I'd like to stop by.
**[09:33] Dru**
Oh, I see...
**[09:35] Dru**
Please pull over, then.
**[09:37] Wom**
Certainly.
**[09:51] Jah**
You did all of the talking!
**[09:54] Jah**
That was supposed to be my moment!
**[09:57] Jah**
My time in the limelight!
**[10:00] Jah**
Druj, you dolt!
**[10:12] Dru**
I forgot to tell you,
but as thanks for today,
**[10:16] Dru**
I'd like to invite you to a party.
**[10:19] Jah**
Did you say... a party?
**[10:21] Dru**
That's right! I'll pick you up next weekend.
**[10:26] Jah**
S-Sure.
***SIGN*** Craft Pub Maou.
**[10:44] Boss**
My, Hy-chan, you're in a good mood.
**[10:47] Boss**
Did something good happen?
**[10:49] Jah**
Druj invited me to a party.
**[10:51] Boss**
A party?
**[10:52] Jah**
It's her way of saying thanks
for me helping her out.
**[10:57] Boss**
Wow! I'm sure it'll be amazing.
**[11:01] Boss**
Druj-chan is a company president, after all.
**[11:04] Boss**
You've got to dress up for it, okay?
**[11:06] Boss**
Maybe do something with your hair.
**[11:10] Boss**
Hy-chan, are you bathing regularly?
**[11:12] Jah**
Rude!
**[11:14] Jah**
I bathe once every three days!
**[11:16] Boss**
Once every three days?
**[11:18] Jah**
In a washtub...
**[11:19] Boss**
A washtub?!
**[11:20] Jah**
What else am I supposed to do?
There's no bath at my place!
**[11:25] Boss**
Hy-chan, we'll go when work is over.
**[11:28] Jah**
Huh?
**[11:29] Jah**
Go where?
**[11:31] Boss**
Somewhere nice.
**[11:36] Jah**
What's so nice about this place?
**[11:38] Jah**
Just looks like some old-ass building.
**[11:40] Boss**
It's a place to bathe.
**[11:41] Boss**
A public bathhouse.
**[11:43] Land**
Why the hell did I have to come?
**[11:45] Jah**
A bath?
**[11:46] Jah**
Here?
**[11:47] Boss**
Let's go on in.
**[11:49] Sign**
Bathhouse Admission
Adults 500 yen
Students 400 yen
Children 300 yen
**[11:52] Boss**
Hurry up now!
**[11:56] Jah**
One child.
**[11:57] Old**
Thank you. Go on in.
**[11:59] Land**
That's convenient.
**[12:01] Jah**
You jealous?
**[12:04] Land**
No, not really.
**[12:06] Jah**
I paid 300 yen for this,
so it'd better be good.
**[12:22] Land**
Hey, stop switching back and forth
between being big and small.
**[12:26] Jah**
Oh?
**[12:27] Jah**
Jealous of my beautiful body?
**[12:31] Land**
Not really. Stop taunting me.
**[12:33] Boss**
Ryou-chan, are you still
concerned about your chest?
**[12:36] Boss**
You used to drink those supplements,
**[12:39] Boss**
but I thought you'd
stopped worrying these days...
**[12:41] Land**
Sis!
**[12:42] Jah**
So the bath is this way, is it?
**[12:45] Jah**
Well, compared to the Dark Realm,
this shabby place can't possibly be—
**[12:50] Jah**
It's huge!
**[12:55] Boss**
Nice, isn't it?
**[12:57] Jah**
Well, size isn't all that matters.
**[13:03] Jah**
Man, I haven't had hot water in forever!
**[13:06] Boss**
Hy-chan, I'll wash your back for you.
**[13:11] Boss**
Does anywhere itch?
**[13:14] Jah**
A little to the left.
**[13:16] Jah**
That's it, that's it...
**[13:18] Jah**
* Between the nice lather and the boss's*
* scrubbing technique, this isn't bad at all!*
**[13:25] Jah**
Do my arms next.
**[13:27] Boss**
Yes, yes.
**[13:28] Land**
Hey, Sis, don't spoil Ja-ko so much.
**[13:32] Jah**
Jealous?
**[13:34] Land**
Not really.
**[13:35] Boss**
I used to do this for you, too, remember?
**[13:38] Boss**
Up until you started middle school.
**[13:42] Land**
Sis!
**[13:43] Jah**
Ooh, what's this?
**[13:44] Jah**
Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
**[13:47] Land**
You...
**[13:48] Jah**
What a child!
**[13:50] Land**
Says the person enjoying
being bathed like one!
**[13:54] Jah**
You'll have to excuse me, little baby.
I need to go wash my hair.
**[14:02] Jah**
Compared to what we had in the Dark Realm,
this human shampoo can't possibly—
**[14:08] Jah**
How does it smell so good?!
**[14:13] Jah**
It's so silky to the touch, too.
**[14:16] Jah**
I never knew the humans
had anything like this.
**[14:18] Jah**
It's complimentary, too!
**[14:20] Jah**
This bathhouse is pretty great.
**[14:24] Jah**
*My hair is happy, too!*
**[14:30] Jah**
*Wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started.*
**[14:32] Jah**
*The water makes or breaks a bath.*
**[14:34] Jah**
* That'll determine whether*
* this place is good or—*
**[14:37] Jah**
*Wow, it's the ideal temperature!*
**[14:40] Jah**
* I've even got plenty*
* of room to stretch my legs.*
**[14:43] Jah**
* I don't get how, but these bubbles are*
* perfectly massaging my sore shoulders.*
**[14:51] Jah**
*This place is really the best.*
**[14:54] Jah**
*The vast, infinite hot water...*
**[14:56] Jah**
*The tub big enough to stretch out in...*
**[14:58] Jah**
*The wonderful-smelling shampoo...*
**[15:01] Jah**
* I never thought the humans*
* had baths this nice.*
**[15:22] Land**
You shrunk again, Ja-ko!
**[15:25] Land**
I thought I told you not to do that here.
**[15:28] Land**
Don't ignore me!
**[15:31] Boss**
Looks like you're all done now, too.
**[15:34] Boss**
Why don't I dry your hair for you?
**[15:36] Land**
You're still babying her!
**[15:38] Boss**
Oh, just let me.
**[15:39] Boss**
We came together after all, you know?
**[15:42] Land**
I swear...
**[15:44] Boss**
Isn't it nice here, Hy-chan?
**[15:46] Boss**
It's close to the pub and it's cheap,
so the two of us come here often.
**[15:54] Boss**
For you.
**[15:55] Boss**
Milk after you get out
is the crowning touch.
**[15:58] Jah**
Hey, why didn't you tell me
about this place earlier?!
**[16:02] Boss**
Oh, I didn't know you didn't know about it.
**[16:05] Jah**
As the landlord, you should have told me!
**[16:08] Jah**
I'm living in your shitty bathless apartment!
**[16:12] Land**
Aw, don't sweat the small stuff.
**[16:14] Jah**
Damn you...
**[16:17] Jah**
That's good!
**[16:27] Boss**
We should all do this again soon, Hy-chan.
**[16:30] Jah**
Y-Yeah, I guess so.
**[16:33] Nar**
The milk after the bath was so delicious
that the Great Jahy forgave everything.
**[16:44] Dru**
Are you ready, Your Greatness?
**[16:47] Jah**
Indeed.
**[16:49] Dru**
We are both sick of having to spend
our days in this human world.
**[16:56] jah**
Yes, yes.
**[16:57] dru**
That is no surprise.
**[16:58] dru**
We are inhabitants of the Dark Realm.
**[17:00] jah**
Yes, yes...
**[17:02] dru**
While we cannot immediately restore
the Dark Realm, this is a special night.
**[17:06] dru**
So let us begin...
**[17:09] dru**
the Dark Realm party!
**[17:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:12] dru**
I've prepared a variety of delights for you!
**[17:17] Jah**
Oh, wow!
**[17:18] Jah**
Dishes from the Dark Realm!
**[17:20] Dru**
I tried recreating them
with ingredients from the human world.
**[17:25] Jah**
Wow, it tastes just like the real thing!
**[17:29] Dru**
Your Greatness! Your Greatness!
**[17:36] Jah**
This is awful!
**[17:36] Jah**
You eat it!
**[17:38] Dru**
Oh, you've made me so happy!
**[17:42] Dru**
Ah, this takes me back!
**[17:44] Dru**
I've missed it so!
**[17:48] Dru**
Your Greatness, please take a look at this!
**[17:53] Jah**
It's Yaku! And Nostar!
**[17:55] Jah**
I haven't seen them in forever.
**[17:57] Dru**
I made these dolls to look
just like your old underlings.
**[18:00] Jah**
Druj!
**[18:02] Jah**
The decorations...
**[18:03] Jah**
The food...
**[18:05] Jah**
Our brethren!
**[18:13] Chant**
*O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!*
**[18:16] Jah**
I'm really back in the Dark Realm!
**[18:23] Guy**
*Dojima-san?*
**[18:24] Guy**
*Delivery for you.*
**[18:26] Dru**
C-Coming!
**[18:28] Guy**
Just sign right here, please.
**[18:32] Jah**
Druj...
**[18:34] Jah**
Can't you read the room?
**[18:37] Jah**
This is a special Dark Realm night!
**[18:39] Jah**
You said so yourself, didn't you?!
**[18:42] Dru**
Please accept my apologies!
**[18:44] Jah**
Anything that reminds me
of the human world is forbidden.
**[18:48] Jah**
Understood?
**[18:50] Dru**
As you wish!
**[18:51] ---**
Hup!
**[18:54] Dru**
Now then, let's shake that off and...
**[18:59] Jah**
Very good, very good.
**[19:01] Dru**
Your Greatness!
**[19:06] Dru**
Yes? Dojima here.
**[19:10] Dru**
I believe I asked you to take care of that.
**[19:14] Dru**
Yes.
**[19:15] Dru**
I will.
**[19:17] Dru**
Thank you.
**[19:18] Dru**
Goodbye.
**[19:26] Jah**
Druj...
**[19:30] Dru**
My humblest apologies!
**[19:32] Dru**
This stupid thing!
**[19:35] Dru**
Take that!
**[19:36] Dru**
And that!
**[19:37] Dru**
And that, too!
**[19:41] Dru**
Now, Your Greatness,
shall we pick up where we left off?
**[19:45] Jah**
Yeah, sure.
**[19:53] Jah**
*I've missed this.*
**[19:55] Jah**
*I've really missed this.*
**[19:57] Jah**
*My Dark Realm...*
**[20:14] Jah**
What's that noise?
**[20:15] Dru**
The clock striking midnight.
**[20:18] Jah**
Midnight?
**[20:22] Jah**
I need to get home.
**[20:24] Dur**
But we haven't had
the special Dark Realm cake yet!
**[20:30] Jah**
* It was such a good Dark Realm party,*
* I want to leave it in this form.*
**[20:35] Dur**
Your Greatness?
**[20:37] Jah**
I had fun.
**[20:39] Jah**
Next time, let's do it
in the Dark Realm for real.
**[20:41] Dur**
Y-Your Greatness?
**[21:15] Jah**
I want to go home to the Dark Realm already!
**[21:20] Jah**
I swear I'll get those mana crystals!
**[21:23] Jah**
And defeat that magical girl!
**[21:27] Jah**
And one day, I'll move to
a place with an actual bath!
**[21:32] Jah**
Because I'm... the one and only...
**[21:35] Jah**
Great Jahy, second-in-command
of the Dark Realm!
**[23:34] txt**
Next Time
**[23:34] txt**
Saurva Can't Catch A Break...