E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up?

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[00:01] Saurva
    Here in the Dark Realm,
    where strength reigns supreme,
[00:04] Saurva
    only those with true power
    deserve to sit upon the throne.
[00:11] Saurva
    That means you don't belong there!
[00:15] Saurva
    You're unworthy of being second-in-command!
[00:18] Saurva
    I'm the real number 2 around here!
[00:27] Saurva
    The time has come...
[00:29] Saurva
    for me, the Magnificent Saurva, to defeat
    Jahy and rule over the Dark Realm!
[00:52] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:53] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:54] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:54] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:55] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:08] txt
    Before the Dark Realm fell
[02:09] Saurva
    I tried to challenge Jahy for the title
    of the Dark Realm's second-in-command
[02:12] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 4
    
    Saurva Never Slips Up?
[02:17] Saurva
    time...
[02:23] Saurva
    and time...
[02:28] Saurva
    and time again.
[02:33] Saurva
    Every time, misfortune spelled my defeat.
[02:40] Saurva
    The true power to rule the Dark Realm
    is intellect, and I'm smarter than her.
[02:45] Saurva
    Clearly I, the Magnificent Saurva,
    elite of the Dark Realm,
[02:47] Saurva
    deserve to be second-in-command!
[02:50] Saurva
    The collapse of the Dark Realm and our
    fall to the human world were unexpected,
[02:54] Saurva
    but this is my chance!
[02:56] Saurva
    If I defeat Jahy, take her mana
    crystal, and restore the Dark Realm,
[03:01] Saurva
    I shall be its true ruler!
[03:08] Saurva
    I'm prepared so I may
    defeat her at any moment.
[03:11] Saurva
    I've overlooked nothing!
[03:15] Saurva
    All that remains is to find Jahy.
[03:18] Saurva
    Now, where are you?
[03:20] Jahy
    Hmm? A mana crystal reaction...
[03:25] Saurva
    J-J-J-Jahy?!
[03:28] Saurva
    I found her already?
[03:32] Saurva
    This is the perfect opportunity!
[03:34] Saurva
    I'll take her down with one blow from behind.
[03:37] Jahy
    Oh? You must be pretty keen
     to track me down.
[03:42] Jahy
    You want to play that badly?
[03:45] Saurva
    She noticed me?!
[03:47] Jahy
    Fine, I'll reward you.
[03:51] Saurva
    She noticed me and she's still that calm?
[03:54] Saurva
    That's the second-in-command for you!
[03:56] Saurva
    So she's retained her powers
    even in the human world?
[04:00] Jahy
    There, there, there.
[04:02] Jahy
    I've seen you many times in my smaller form,
[04:05] Jahy
    but it's the first we've met like this!
[04:08] Saurva
    Be not afraid, Saurva!
[04:09] Saurva
    You created the ultimate weapon for this day!
[04:14] Saurva
    It took three months' worth
    of my magic power to make it...
[04:18] Saurva
    My magic amplifying potion!
[04:20] Saurva
    When I drink this,
    my power increases thirty-fold!
[04:24] Saurva
    I'll be able to take out even the
    Dark Realm's second-in-command in one hit.
[04:28] Saurva
    Hmph.
[04:29] Saurva
    You underestimated me, Jahy.
[04:31] Saurva
    Today will be your doom!
[04:36] Jahy
    Whoops, I'd better get going.
[04:39] Jahy
    See ya.
[04:42] Saurva
    Huh?
[04:44] Saurva
    Hey, wai—
[04:51] Saurva
    Ahhh!
[04:53] Saurva
    Three months of hard work!
[04:58] Saurva
    I found her so soon and everything...
[05:00] Saurva
    I can't just go home now.
[05:03] Saurva
    D-Do I lick it up?
[05:05] Saurva
    But that's...
[05:07] Saurva
    It's humiliating!
[05:10] Saurva
    Nevertheless...
[05:11] Saurva
    Nevertheless!
[05:12] Saurva
    I don't have time to think!
[05:15] Saurva
    I'll do anything to defeat Jahy!
[05:20] Saurva
    I have to lick it up...
[05:23] Saurva
    or... I'll never defeat her...
[05:34] Saurva
    Huh?!
[05:36] Saurva
    D-Dog!
[05:37] Saurva
    What're you doing?!
[05:38] Saurva
    Hey, you! Don't lick that!
[05:41] Saurva
    I-I-I'm telling you to stop!
[05:42] Saurva
    Don't do it! No!
[06:01] Saurva
    So be it...
[06:03] Saurva
    Stupid mutt!
[06:05] Saurva
    Go and fetch the girl with the black braid—
[06:13] Saurva
    S-Stop!
[06:14] Saurva
    You're supposed to attack Jahy, not me!
[06:23] Saurva
    Wh-Why is this happening to me?!
[06:26] Guy
    What the hell is that?!
[06:28] Guy
    A cosplayer is being attacked by a giant dog!
[06:31] Guy
    We'll save you!
[06:32] Guy
    That's a dog?! Isn't it kinda big?
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[06:36] Woman
    Around midday, a girl was attacked 
    by a giant dog in a residential area.
[06:40] Woman
    Thanks to the local youth group,
     it was captured without incident.
[06:43] Woman
    Police rushed to the scene to investigate...
[06:43] Boss
    Wow, that's right around here.
[06:46] Jahy
    That's unsettling.
[06:49] Jahy
    I feel like I've seen that dog before.
[06:51] Boss
    Really? You need to be careful, Hy-chan.
[06:55] Jahy
    Ha! Dogs, cats... No animal
     stands a chance against my moves.
[07:00] Boss
    Goodness me.
[07:15] Saurva
    It's done!
[07:16] Saurva
    My secret recipe,
    the "transform into anything" drop!
[07:19] Saurva
    For some reason, she always
    had a gaggle of underlings.
[07:23] Saurva
    I don't doubt it's the same
    here in the human world.
[07:26] Saurva
    That being the case...
[07:27] Saurva
    I'll take this, turn into Jahy,
    and commit blunder after blunder!
[07:33] Guy
    Lame.
[07:34] Guy
    So uncool.
[07:36] Guy
    Jahy sucks now.
[07:38] Guy
    What a fall from grace.
[07:40] Saurva
    It will ruin her reputation
    and leave her completely isolated!
[07:43] Jahy
    Jaheek...
[07:46] Saurva
    Just you wait, Jahy!
[08:06] Saurva
    How do you like that?!
[08:08] Saurva
    I look just like Jahy!
[08:11] Saurva
    I'm a genius!
[08:16] Saurva
    What's with this outfit?!
[08:18] Saurva
    It's so breezy upstairs!
[08:20] Saurva
    And she walks around like this?
[08:23] Saurva
    Is she some kind of pervert?!
[08:26] Landlord
    Oh, it's you, Ja-ko.
[08:29] Landlord
    Rent's about due again.
[08:31] Landlord
    I hope you're prepared to pay.
[08:33] Saurva
    Is this one of Jahy's associates?
[08:35] Saurva
    Rent?
[08:37] Saurva
    Perfect.
[08:38] Saurva
    This is just the thing
    to ruin her reputation!
[08:42] Saurva
    Rent?
[08:43] Saurva
    I'll never pay!
[08:44] Landlord
    What?
[08:45] Landlord
    You scamp... You tryin'
    to weasel out of it again?
[08:52] Saurva
    Did she say "again"?
[08:54] Saurva
    Does Jahy not pay her rent?
[08:58] Saurva
    How can she be so evil?!
[09:01] Saurva
    Eek, this person is ultra scary!
[09:04] Saurva
    But I need to ruin Jahy's reputation!
[09:07] Saurva
    I can't let this scare me*!
[09:11] Saurva
    I h-have no money to give m-mere humans.
[09:23] Landlord
    You've got guts, don't ya?!
[09:33] Saurva
    Please take this.
[09:36] Landlord
    Oh, what's this?
[09:40] Landlord
    You're pretty obedient today.
[09:43] Saurva
    Yes, well...
[09:45] Landlord
    I'm diggin' it.
[09:47] Landlord
    Hope you're as cooperative next month!
[09:51] Saurva
    Yes, ma'am...
[09:59] Saurva
    She was so terrifying*
    that I couldn't even resist.
[10:04] Saurva
    But next time, I'm going to
    do something so wretched and terrible
[10:07] Saurva
    that it will ruin her reputation for sure!
SIGN    Craft 
    Pub        Maou.
[10:11] Boss
    Oh, Hy-chan! You're early today.
[10:16] Saurva
    Is this another of Jahy's associates?
[10:19] Saurva
    I've got this one!
[10:21] Boss
    What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[10:23] Saurva
    N-Nothing's wrong!
[10:26] Boss
    Really?
[10:27] Boss
    Well, don't stand around out here.
    Come inside already.
[10:32] Saurva
    Inside?
[10:34] Saurva
    Ah, I see! Jahy must be a regular here.
[10:37] Saurva
    Armed with this knowledge,
[10:39] Saurva
    I'll do something so bad that she'll
    never be able to show her face again!
[10:45] Saurva
    How do you like that?!
[10:47] Boss
    What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[10:49] Saurva
    I'll take a grape juice.
[10:51] Saurva
    Hmph! I sat on the table.
[10:54] Saurva
    Next, I'll skip out on the tab.
[10:56] Saurva
    How'd you like that?!
[10:57] Saurva
    Talk about trouble!
[11:00] Boss
    Oh you, Hy-chan.
[11:03] Saurva
    I-It didn't work?
[11:04] Boss
    Come now. Stop fooling around
     and go get changed.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[11:09] Guy
    Hey, missy, four draft beers over here!
[11:11] Guy
    You got room for five, missy?
[11:14] Saurva
    Right away! Coming!
[11:16] Saurva
    What the...?
[11:19] Saurva
    Sorry for the wait.
[11:21] Guy
    These seats free, missy?
[11:23] Saurva
    Oh, yes! Help yourselves.
[11:25] Saurva
    Wh-Why do I have to...
[11:28] kid
    This is too hard to eat, Mommy...
[11:32] Saurva
    I brought you a kiddie dish, spoon, and fork.
[11:35] mom
    Oh, thank you!
[11:37] old
    This seat's so hard on these old hips...
[11:40] Saurva
    I'll see if we have another chair available!
[11:44] old
    Sorry for the hassle.
[11:46] Saurva
    Here you go!
[11:48] old
    Oh, this is amazing!
[11:56] Saurva
    I kinda did good...
[12:01] Boss
    Good work, Hy-chan.
[12:04] Saurva
    M-Ma'am...
[12:06] Boss
    Hy-chan, you really went
    above and beyond tonight.
[12:08] Boss
    You were very attentive
    and our customers were really happy.
[12:13] Saurva
    Oh, no, it was nothing...
[12:16] Saurva
    Wait!
[12:17] Saurva
    Oh, no! I'm helping her reputation!
[12:22] Saurva
    It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[12:24] Saurva
    Why do I always...
[12:26] Boss
    What's wrong? Is something weighing on you?
[12:29] Saurva
    Oh, um, no...
[12:31] Boss
    If there is, come talk to me.
[12:34] Boss
    I'll always be here to listen.
[12:37] Saurva
    What a nice person!
[12:40] Saurva
    Th-Thank you!
[12:44] Saurva
    I'll work even harder!
[12:46] Boss
    All right, there, there.
    You can call it a night.
[12:51] Saurva
    Yes, ma'am...
[12:54] Boss
    Something was seriously
    wrong with Hy-chan today.
[12:57] Boss
    Something really bad must have happened.
[12:57] txt
    Maou.
[13:04] Saurva
    She even gave me food to take home.
[13:06] Saurva
    She was so nice.
[13:09] Saurva
    I'd like to go see her again when
    I'm back to my normal form.
[13:13] Saurva
    Wait!
[13:14] Saurva
    Come to think of it,
[13:14] Saurva
    if Jahy works there,
    why didn't she show up tonight?
[13:19] Saurva
    Don't tell me this was all part of her trap!
[13:22] Saurva
    Did she sense I was coming, and...
[13:24] Saurva
    Is she in cahoots with that thug, too?!
[13:28] Saurva
    Damn you!
[13:29] Saurva
    Jahy!
[13:30] Saurva
    I really can't underestimate her!
[13:35] Narrator
    Meanwhile, the Great Jahy...
[13:40] Jahy
    Huh?!
[13:42] Jahy
    What time is it?!
[13:44] Jahy
    The boss is gonna ream me!
[13:47] Narrator
    She'd totally overslept!
[13:53] Jahy
    Remaining funds: 306 yen.
[13:57] Jahy
    Food stores: empty.
[14:01] Jahy
    One week until payday.
[14:05] Jahy
    I'm screwed!
[14:07] Jahy
    How am I supposed to live on 306 yen?
[14:11] Jahy
    How did it come to this?
[14:13] Jahy
    I had to cover the costs
     to find that mana crystal
[14:17] Jahy
    and to protect my honor.
[14:19] Jahy
    Then I treated myself as a reward.
[14:21] (Flashback) Jahy
    Yay, since I found a mana crystal, 
    I'll splurge on some meat!
[14:26] Jahy
    All unavoidable expenses...
[14:29] Jahy
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[14:33] Narrator
    The Great Jahy showed no sign of repentance.
[14:36] Jahy
    But at this rate, before I find more mana
    crystals and restore the Dark Realm,
[14:42] Jahy
    I, the Dark Realm's second-in-command, will...
[14:44] Jahy
    starve to death in the human world!
[14:46] bone
    Jaheek!
[14:48] Jahy
    I won't stand for that!
[14:50] Jahy
    But I can only stay in my normal
    form for a limited amount of time,
[14:54] Jahy
    and I can't pick up more shifts at work
    since I need time to find mana crystals.
[14:59] Jahy
    What am I supposed to do?!
[15:01] Jahy
    I want to get money without working!
[15:06] Jahy
    That's it.
[15:07] Jahy
    I just need to get money without working...
[15:10] Jahy
    Not yet!
[15:11] Jahy
    I won't be defeated just yet!
[15:13] Jahy
    There must be a way to get easy money!
[15:16] Jahy
    Time for some intel gathering!
[15:20] voice
    Welcome!
[15:23] voice
    Special sale today!
[15:25] voice
    Step right up!
[15:26] voice
    Just try a sample!
[15:28] voice
    It's cheap!
[15:30] Jahy
    As I suspected,
    it's quite lively here at this hour.
[15:36] Jahy
    With this many people around,
    surely there's a way...
[15:40] Guy
    Freshly fried croquettes!
[15:42] Guy
    How about it?
[15:45] Jahy
    ...to make easy money!
[15:48] Guy
    Thank you so much!
[15:50] Jahy
    My precious 100 yen!
[15:53] Narrator
    Remaining funds: 206 yen!
[15:56] Jahy
    Damn you, deli guy!
[15:56] Guy
    Here you go.
[15:57] Jahy
    Spreading those good smells all over!
[15:58] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[16:02] Jahy
    Shit! It's delicious!
[16:04] Jahy
    Ugh, the shopping district
    is a terrifying place.
[16:08] Jahy
    I came looking for a way to make money,
    and I ended up spending money.
[16:13] Jahy
    Talk about mission failure!
[16:18] Jahy
    Hey, lady! You there!
[16:21] Jahy
    You know an easy way to make money?
[16:23] Woman
    Huh? If you've got one, tell me.
[16:27] Jahy
    What? Man, you're useless.
[16:31] Woman
    So, what'll it be?
[16:33] Jahy
    One tsukune skewer.
[16:34] Woman
    Here you go!
[16:41] Jahy
    Shit! How did this happen?!
[16:46] Jahy
    It's delicious...
[16:47] Narrator
    Remaining funds: 106 yen!
[16:50] Jahy
    No, no, no!
[16:51] Jahy
    I came here to turn my 306, my 206...
    my 106 yen into more money!
[16:59] Jahy
    I aim to restore the Dark Realm.
[17:02] Jahy
    I will not be controlled by my desires!
[17:07] Jahy
    Hey! You there!
[17:08] Jahy
    How do you make easy—
[17:09] Guy
    One meat bun, please.
[17:11] Guy
    Coming right up! Just the one?
[17:14] Jahy
    Hey, I was talking to you!
[17:15] Guy
    Sorry. Just a moment, little one.
[17:18] Jahy
    How dare you?!
[17:19] Jahy
    I'm busy, so hurry it up!
[17:21] Guy
    Come again!
[17:22] Guy
    Thanks.
[17:28] Guy
    Come again!
[17:47] Jahy
    Goodbye...
[17:50] Jahy
    100 yen!
[17:55] Guy
    That good, huh?
[18:00] Jahy
    Six yen...
[18:02] Jahy
    It's all over finally.
[18:05] Jahy
    I supposedly came here
    to make money, to live...
[18:09] Jahy
    If this is how it was going to turn out,
    I never should have come!
[18:13] Jahy
    Am I fated to fade into obscurity
    and die with this measly six yen?
[18:18] Jahy
    Damn it...
[18:20] Jahy
    Damn it!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[18:26] Jahy
    Welcohhme...
[18:28] Jahy
    Here is your beer.
[18:31] Guy
    I didn't order any. And that's empty.
[18:34] Boss
    Hy-chan, you seem tired.
[18:36] Boss
    Are you eating properly?
[18:41] Boss
    What?! You only have six yen?
[18:44] Boss
    You have to plan how to
    spend your money, Hy-chan.
[18:47] Jahy
    I know that!
[18:49] Jahy
    This is all part of the plan.
[18:52] Jahy
    If I still had that 300 yen, I wouldn't
    have to tell the boss about this.
[18:57] Boss
    But six yen isn't worth anything, is it?
[19:01] Jahy
    O-Of course it is!
[19:03] Jahy
    Those who scoff at pocket change
    will end up crying for pocket change!
[19:08] Boss
    You're right. Money is important.
[19:11] Boss
    We can't waste even a single yen.
[19:15] Jahy
    Of course.
[19:16] Jahy
    I d-didn't waste...
[19:19] Jahy
    ...any? That's not exactly true.
[19:20] Jahy
    How could I have been so foolish?!
[19:24] Boss
    If you had said something, I would
    have let you have your salary early.
[19:28] Jahy
    Y-You really mean it?
[19:31] Boss
    Yup. Just this once.
[19:44] Boss
    My, my.
[19:46] Narrator
    The Great Jahy managed to scrape by somehow.
[19:50] Boss
    There, there.
[21:22] Jahy
    Ten minutes until my deadline.
[21:24] Jahy
    This is bad. Real bad.
[21:26] Jahy
    I need to finish drawing this no matter what!
[21:28] Jahy
    Hey, aren't you done yet?!
[21:30] Druj
    I'm sorry! Not quite!
[21:32] Jahy
    Tch! Damn worthless assistant!
[21:34] Jahy
    Even if I needed the help,
    I shouldn't have hired you.
[21:39] Druj
    I-I'm so very sorry!
    I promise to be of more use!
[21:50] Druj
    Hello?
[21:51] Druj
    Yes.
[21:52] Druj
    Oh, Jahy-sensei is currently...
[21:55] txt
    I'm not here!!
[21:57] Druj
    unfortunately not in.
[22:00] Druj
    You can say what you want,
    but if she's not here, she's not here!
[22:04] Jahy
    Who was that?
[22:06] Druj
    No idea. They had a very rude tone
    and kept demanding that I put you on.
[22:11] Druj
    I assume it was some unimportant cold-caller.
[22:14] Jahy
    Y-You don't say...
[22:17] Landlord
    You got some guts,
     pretendin' not to be home with me.
[22:23] Druj
    What's your problem?
[22:25] Jahy
    Stay back. She's out of your league.
[22:29] Druj
    But...
[22:31] Landlord
    Five minutes left.
[22:33] Landlord
    You do know what'll happen
    if you don't finish?
[22:37] Jahy
    Yes! You don't have to tell me!
[22:38] Jahy
    But I need at least—
[22:39] Landlord
    Don't mess with me!
[22:40] Landlord
    Month after month, you make me
    wait until the last second!
[22:43] Landlord
    Finish drawin' already!
[22:45] Jahy
    Impossible! Just impossible!
[22:45] shirt
    Deadline
[22:47] Jahy
    The creative process is delicate!
[22:49] Jahy
    You're dead wrong if you think an artist
    can just pick up a pen and draw!
[22:53] Landlord
    You punk.
[22:56] Landlord
    It'll be dropped.
[22:58] Landlord
    The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated! 
    won't be featured this month.
[23:03] Landlord
    If you don't want that, then draw. Now!
[23:07] Druj
    I finished my part over here!
[23:10] Landlord
    One more minute!
[23:11] Jahy
    Shut up! Let me focus!
[23:13] Jahy
    I just need to fine tune this...
[23:17] Jahy
    Okay.
[23:18] Jahy
    It's done!
[23:20] Druj
    Good work!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!