# E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up?
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**[00:01] Saurva**
* Here in the Dark Realm,*
* where strength reigns supreme,*
**[00:04] Saurva**
* only those with true power*
* deserve to sit upon the throne.*
**[00:11] Saurva**
*That means* you *don't belong there!*
**[00:15] Saurva**
*You're unworthy of being second-in-command!*
**[00:18] Saurva**
*I'm the real number 2 around here!*
**[00:27] Saurva**
The time has come...
**[00:29] Saurva**
for me, the Magnificent Saurva, to defeat
Jahy and rule over the Dark Realm!
**[00:52] txt**
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:53] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
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pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:54] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:55] txt**
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:56] txt**
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[02:08] txt**
Before the Dark Realm fell
**[02:09] Saurva**
* I tried to challenge Jahy for the title*
* of the Dark Realm's second-in-command*
**[02:12] titl**
Restoration Plan No. 4
Saurva Never Slips Up?
**[02:17] Saurva**
*time...*
**[02:23] Saurva**
*and time...*
**[02:28] Saurva**
*and time again.*
**[02:33] Saurva**
*Every time, misfortune spelled my defeat.*
**[02:40] Saurva**
* The true power to rule the Dark Realm*
* is intellect, and I'm smarter than her.*
**[02:45] Saurva**
* Clearly I, the Magnificent Saurva,*
* elite of the Dark Realm,*
**[02:47] Saurva**
*deserve to be second-in-command!*
**[02:50] Saurva**
* The collapse of the Dark Realm and our*
* fall to the human world were unexpected,*
**[02:54] Saurva**
*but this is my chance!*
**[02:56] Saurva**
* If I defeat Jahy, take her mana*
* crystal, and restore the Dark Realm,*
**[03:01] Saurva**
*I shall be its true ruler!*
**[03:08] Saurva**
* I'm prepared so I may*
* defeat her at any moment.*
**[03:11] Saurva**
*I've overlooked nothing!*
**[03:15] Saurva**
*All that remains is to find Jahy.*
**[03:18] Saurva**
*Now, where are you?*
**[03:20] Jahy**
Hmm? A mana crystal reaction...
**[03:25] Saurva**
*J-J-J-Jahy?!*
**[03:28] Saurva**
*I found her already?*
**[03:32] Saurva**
*This is the perfect opportunity!*
**[03:34] Saurva**
*I'll take her down with one blow from behind.*
**[03:37] Jahy**
Oh? You must be pretty keen
to track me down.
**[03:42] Jahy**
You want to play that badly?
**[03:45] Saurva**
*She noticed me?!*
**[03:47] Jahy**
Fine, I'll reward you.
**[03:51] Saurva**
*She noticed me and she's still that calm?*
**[03:54] Saurva**
*That's the second-in-command for you!*
**[03:56] Saurva**
* So she's retained her powers*
* even in the human world?*
**[04:00] Jahy**
There, there, there.
**[04:02] Jahy**
I've seen you many times in my smaller form,
**[04:05] Jahy**
but it's the first we've met like this!
**[04:08] Saurva**
*Be not afraid, Saurva!*
**[04:09] Saurva**
*You created the ultimate weapon for this day!*
**[04:14] Saurva**
* It took three months' worth*
* of my magic power to make it...*
**[04:18] Saurva**
My magic amplifying potion!
**[04:20] Saurva**
* When I drink this,*
* my power increases thirty-fold!*
**[04:24] Saurva**
* I'll be able to take out even the*
* Dark Realm's second-in-command in one hit.*
**[04:28] Saurva**
*Hmph.*
**[04:29] Saurva**
*You underestimated me, Jahy.*
**[04:31] Saurva**
*Today will be your doom!*
**[04:36] Jahy**
Whoops, I'd better get going.
**[04:39] Jahy**
See ya.
**[04:42] Saurva**
Huh?
**[04:44] Saurva**
Hey, wai—
**[04:51] Saurva**
Ahhh!
**[04:53] Saurva**
Three months of hard work!
**[04:58] Saurva**
I found her so soon and everything...
**[05:00] Saurva**
I can't just go home now.
**[05:03] Saurva**
*D-Do I lick it up?*
**[05:05] Saurva**
*But that's...*
**[05:07] Saurva**
*It's humiliating!*
**[05:10] Saurva**
*Nevertheless...*
**[05:11] Saurva**
*Nevertheless!*
**[05:12] Saurva**
*I don't have time to think!*
**[05:15] Saurva**
*I'll do anything to defeat Jahy!*
**[05:20] Saurva**
*I have to lick it up...*
**[05:23] Saurva**
*or... I'll never defeat her...*
**[05:34] Saurva**
Huh?!
**[05:36] Saurva**
D-Dog!
**[05:37] Saurva**
What're you doing?!
**[05:38] Saurva**
Hey, you! Don't lick that!
**[05:41] Saurva**
I-I-I'm telling you to stop!
**[05:42] Saurva**
Don't do it! No!
**[06:01] Saurva**
So be it...
**[06:03] Saurva**
Stupid mutt!
**[06:05] Saurva**
Go and fetch the girl with the black braid—
**[06:13] Saurva**
S-Stop!
**[06:14] Saurva**
You're supposed to attack Jahy, not me!
**[06:23] Saurva**
*Wh-Why is this happening to me?!*
**[06:26] Guy**
What the hell is that?!
**[06:28] Guy**
A cosplayer is being attacked by a giant dog!
**[06:31] Guy**
We'll save you!
**[06:32] Guy**
That's a *dog*?! Isn't it kinda big?
***SIGN*** Craft Pub Maou.
**[06:36] Woman**
*Around midday, a girl was attacked
by a giant dog in a residential area.*
**[06:40] Woman**
*Thanks to the local youth group,
it was captured without incident.*
**[06:43] Woman**
*Police rushed to the scene to investigate...*
**[06:43] Boss**
Wow, that's right around here.
**[06:46] Jahy**
That's unsettling.
**[06:49] Jahy**
I feel like I've seen that dog before.
**[06:51] Boss**
Really? You need to be careful, Hy-chan.
**[06:55] Jahy**
Ha! Dogs, cats... No animal
stands a chance against my moves.
**[07:00] Boss**
Goodness me.
**[07:15] Saurva**
It's done!
**[07:16] Saurva**
My secret recipe,
the "transform into anything" drop!
**[07:19] Saurva**
* For some reason, she always*
* had a gaggle of underlings.*
**[07:23] Saurva**
* I don't doubt it's the same*
* here in the human world.*
**[07:26] Saurva**
*That being the case...*
**[07:27] Saurva**
* I'll take this, turn into Jahy,*
* and commit blunder after blunder!*
**[07:33] Guy**
Lame.
**[07:34] Guy**
So uncool.
**[07:36] Guy**
Jahy sucks now.
**[07:38] Guy**
What a fall from grace.
**[07:40] Saurva**
* It will ruin her reputation*
* and leave her completely isolated!*
**[07:43] Jahy**
Jaheek...
**[07:46] Saurva**
Just you wait, Jahy!
**[08:06] Saurva**
How do you like that?!
**[08:08] Saurva**
I look just like Jahy!
**[08:11] Saurva**
I'm a genius!
**[08:16] Saurva**
*What's with this outfit?!*
**[08:18] Saurva**
*It's so breezy upstairs!*
**[08:20] Saurva**
*And she walks around like this?*
**[08:23] Saurva**
*Is she some kind of pervert?!*
**[08:26] Landlord**
Oh, it's you, Ja-ko.
**[08:29] Landlord**
Rent's about due again.
**[08:31] Landlord**
I hope you're prepared to pay.
**[08:33] Saurva**
*Is this one of Jahy's associates?*
**[08:35] Saurva**
*Rent?*
**[08:37] Saurva**
*Perfect.*
**[08:38] Saurva**
* This is just the thing*
* to ruin her reputation!*
**[08:42] Saurva**
Rent?
**[08:43] Saurva**
I'll never pay!
**[08:44] Landlord**
What?
**[08:45] Landlord**
You scamp... You tryin'
to weasel out of it again?
**[08:52] Saurva**
*Did she say "again"?*
**[08:54] Saurva**
*Does Jahy not pay her rent?*
**[08:58] Saurva**
*How can she be so evil?!*
**[09:01] Saurva**
*Eek, this person is ultra scary!*
**[09:04] Saurva**
*But I need to ruin Jahy's reputation!*
**[09:07] Saurva**
*I can't let this scare* me*!*
**[09:11] Saurva**
I h-have no money to give m-mere humans.
**[09:23] Landlord**
You've got guts, don't ya?!
**[09:33] Saurva**
Please take this.
**[09:36] Landlord**
Oh, what's this?
**[09:40] Landlord**
You're pretty obedient today.
**[09:43] Saurva**
Yes, well...
**[09:45] Landlord**
I'm diggin' it.
**[09:47] Landlord**
Hope you're as cooperative next month!
**[09:51] Saurva**
Yes, ma'am...
**[09:59] Saurva**
* She was so terrifying*
* that I couldn't even resist.*
**[10:04] Saurva**
* But next time, I'm going to*
* do something so wretched and terrible*
**[10:07] Saurva**
*that it will ruin her reputation for sure!*
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[10:11] Boss**
Oh, Hy-chan! You're early today.
**[10:16] Saurva**
*Is this another of Jahy's associates?*
**[10:19] Saurva**
*I've got this one!*
**[10:21] Boss**
What's wrong, Hy-chan?
**[10:23] Saurva**
N-Nothing's wrong!
**[10:26] Boss**
Really?
**[10:27] Boss**
Well, don't stand around out here.
Come inside already.
**[10:32] Saurva**
*Inside?*
**[10:34] Saurva**
*Ah, I see! Jahy must be a regular here.*
**[10:37] Saurva**
*Armed with this knowledge,*
**[10:39] Saurva**
* I'll do something so bad that she'll*
* never be able to show her face again!*
**[10:45] Saurva**
*How do you like that?!*
**[10:47] Boss**
What's the matter, Hy-chan?
**[10:49] Saurva**
I'll take a grape juice.
**[10:51] Saurva**
*Hmph! I sat on the table.*
**[10:54] Saurva**
*Next, I'll skip out on the tab.*
**[10:56] Saurva**
*How'd you like that?!*
**[10:57] Saurva**
*Talk about trouble!*
**[11:00] Boss**
Oh you, Hy-chan.
**[11:03] Saurva**
*I-It didn't work?*
**[11:04] Boss**
Come now. Stop fooling around
and go get changed.
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[11:09] Guy**
Hey, missy, four draft beers over here!
**[11:11] Guy**
You got room for five, missy?
**[11:14] Saurva**
Right away! Coming!
**[11:16] Saurva**
*What the...?*
**[11:19] Saurva**
Sorry for the wait.
**[11:21] Guy**
These seats free, missy?
**[11:23] Saurva**
Oh, yes! Help yourselves.
**[11:25] Saurva**
Wh-Why do I have to...
**[11:28] kid**
This is too hard to eat, Mommy...
**[11:32] Saurva**
I brought you a kiddie dish, spoon, and fork.
**[11:35] mom**
Oh, thank you!
**[11:37] old**
This seat's so hard on these old hips...
**[11:40] Saurva**
I'll see if we have another chair available!
**[11:44] old**
Sorry for the hassle.
**[11:46] Saurva**
Here you go!
**[11:48] old**
Oh, this is amazing!
**[11:56] Saurva**
I kinda did good...
**[12:01] Boss**
Good work, Hy-chan.
**[12:04] Saurva**
M-Ma'am...
**[12:06] Boss**
Hy-chan, you really went
above and beyond tonight.
**[12:08] Boss**
You were very attentive
and our customers were really happy.
**[12:13] Saurva**
Oh, no, it was nothing...
**[12:16] Saurva**
*Wait!*
**[12:17] Saurva**
*Oh, no! I'm* helping *her reputation!*
**[12:22] Saurva**
*It wasn't supposed to be like this.*
**[12:24] Saurva**
*Why do I always...*
**[12:26] Boss**
What's wrong? Is something weighing on you?
**[12:29] Saurva**
Oh, um, no...
**[12:31] Boss**
If there is, come talk to me.
**[12:34] Boss**
I'll always be here to listen.
**[12:37] Saurva**
*What a nice person!*
**[12:40] Saurva**
Th-Thank you!
**[12:44] Saurva**
I'll work even harder!
**[12:46] Boss**
All right, there, there.
You can call it a night.
**[12:51] Saurva**
Yes, ma'am...
**[12:54] Boss**
* Something was seriously*
* wrong with Hy-chan today.*
**[12:57] Boss**
*Something really bad must have happened.*
**[12:57] txt**
Maou.
**[13:04] Saurva**
*She even gave me food to take home.*
**[13:06] Saurva**
*She was so nice.*
**[13:09] Saurva**
* I'd like to go see her again when*
* I'm back to my normal form.*
**[13:13] Saurva**
*Wait!*
**[13:14] Saurva**
*Come to think of it,*
**[13:14] Saurva**
* if Jahy works there,*
* why didn't she show up tonight?*
**[13:19] Saurva**
*Don't tell me this was all part of her trap!*
**[13:22] Saurva**
*Did she sense I was coming, and...*
**[13:24] Saurva**
*Is she in cahoots with that thug, too?!*
**[13:28] Saurva**
*Damn you!*
**[13:29] Saurva**
*Jahy!*
**[13:30] Saurva**
*I really can't underestimate her!*
**[13:35] Narrator**
Meanwhile, the Great Jahy...
**[13:40] Jahy**
Huh?!
**[13:42] Jahy**
What time is it?!
**[13:44] Jahy**
The boss is gonna ream me!
**[13:47] Narrator**
She'd totally overslept!
**[13:53] Jahy**
Remaining funds: 306 yen.
**[13:57] Jahy**
Food stores: empty.
**[14:01] Jahy**
One week until payday.
**[14:05] Jahy**
I'm screwed!
**[14:07] Jahy**
How am I supposed to live on 306 yen?
**[14:11] Jahy**
How did it come to this?
**[14:13] Jahy**
I had to cover the costs
to find that mana crystal
**[14:17] Jahy**
and to protect my honor.
**[14:19] Jahy**
Then I treated myself as a reward.
**[14:21] (Flashback) Jahy**
Yay, since I found a mana crystal,
I'll splurge on some meat!
**[14:26] Jahy**
All unavoidable expenses...
**[14:29] Jahy**
I didn't do anything wrong!
**[14:33] Narrator**
The Great Jahy showed no sign of repentance.
**[14:36] Jahy**
But at this rate, before I find more mana
crystals and restore the Dark Realm,
**[14:42] Jahy**
I, the Dark Realm's second-in-command, will...
**[14:44] Jahy**
starve to death in the human world!
**[14:46] bone**
Jaheek!
**[14:48] Jahy**
I won't stand for that!
**[14:50] Jahy**
But I can only stay in my normal
form for a limited amount of time,
**[14:54] Jahy**
and I can't pick up more shifts at work
since I need time to find mana crystals.
**[14:59] Jahy**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[15:01] Jahy**
I want to get money without working!
**[15:06] Jahy**
That's it.
**[15:07] Jahy**
I just need to get money without working...
**[15:10] Jahy**
Not yet!
**[15:11] Jahy**
I won't be defeated just yet!
**[15:13] Jahy**
There must be a way to get easy money!
**[15:16] Jahy**
Time for some intel gathering!
**[15:20] voice**
Welcome!
**[15:23] voice**
Special sale today!
**[15:25] voice**
Step right up!
**[15:26] voice**
Just try a sample!
**[15:28] voice**
It's cheap!
**[15:30] Jahy**
* As I suspected,*
* it's quite lively here at this hour.*
**[15:36] Jahy**
* With this many people around,*
* surely there's a way...*
**[15:40] Guy**
Freshly fried croquettes!
**[15:42] Guy**
How about it?
**[15:45] Jahy**
*...to make easy money!*
**[15:48] Guy**
Thank you so much!
**[15:50] Jahy**
My precious 100 yen!
**[15:53] Narrator**
Remaining funds: 206 yen!
**[15:56] Jahy**
Damn you, deli guy!
**[15:56] Guy**
Here you go.
**[15:57] Jahy**
Spreading those good smells all over!
**[15:58] Guy**
Thank you very much!
**[16:02] Jahy**
Shit! It's delicious!
**[16:04] Jahy**
* Ugh, the shopping district*
* is a terrifying place.*
**[16:08] Jahy**
*I came looking for a way to make money,
and I ended up* spending *money.*
**[16:13] Jahy**
*Talk about mission failure!*
**[16:18] Jahy**
Hey, lady! You there!
**[16:21] Jahy**
You know an easy way to make money?
**[16:23] Woman**
Huh? If you've got one, tell me.
**[16:27] Jahy**
What? Man, you're useless.
**[16:31] Woman**
So, what'll it be?
**[16:33] Jahy**
One tsukune skewer.
**[16:34] Woman**
Here you go!
**[16:41] Jahy**
Shit! How did this happen?!
**[16:46] Jahy**
It's delicious...
**[16:47] Narrator**
Remaining funds: 106 yen!
**[16:50] Jahy**
No, no, no!
**[16:51] Jahy**
I came here to turn my 306, my 206...
my 106 yen into more money!
**[16:59] Jahy**
*I aim to restore the Dark Realm.*
**[17:02] Jahy**
*I will not be controlled by my desires!*
**[17:07] Jahy**
Hey! You there!
**[17:08] Jahy**
How do you make easy—
**[17:09] Guy**
One meat bun, please.
**[17:11] Guy**
Coming right up! Just the one?
**[17:14] Jahy**
Hey, I was talking to you!
**[17:15] Guy**
Sorry. Just a moment, little one.
**[17:18] Jahy**
How dare you?!
**[17:19] Jahy**
I'm busy, so hurry it up!
**[17:21] Guy**
Come again!
**[17:22] Guy**
Thanks.
**[17:28] Guy**
Come again!
**[17:47] Jahy**
*Goodbye...*
**[17:50] Jahy**
*100 yen!*
**[17:55] Guy**
That good, huh?
**[18:00] Jahy**
*Six yen...*
**[18:02] Jahy**
*It's all over finally.*
**[18:05] Jahy**
* I supposedly came here*
* to make money, to live...*
**[18:09] Jahy**
* If this is how it was going to turn out,*
* I never should have come!*
**[18:13] Jahy**
* Am I fated to fade into obscurity*
* and die with this measly six yen?*
**[18:18] Jahy**
*Damn it...*
**[18:20] Jahy**
*Damn it!*
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[18:26] Jahy**
Welcohhme...
**[18:28] Jahy**
Here is your beer.
**[18:31] Guy**
I didn't order any. And that's empty.
**[18:34] Boss**
Hy-chan, you seem tired.
**[18:36] Boss**
Are you eating properly?
**[18:41] Boss**
What?! You only have six yen?
**[18:44] Boss**
You have to plan how to
spend your money, Hy-chan.
**[18:47] Jahy**
I know that!
**[18:49] Jahy**
This is all part of the plan.
**[18:52] Jahy**
* If I still had that 300 yen, I wouldn't*
* have to tell the boss about this.*
**[18:57] Boss**
But six yen isn't worth anything, is it?
**[19:01] Jahy**
O-Of course it is!
**[19:03] Jahy**
Those who scoff at pocket change
will end up crying for pocket change!
**[19:08] Boss**
You're right. Money is important.
**[19:11] Boss**
We can't waste even a single yen.
**[19:15] Jahy**
Of course.
**[19:16] Jahy**
I d-didn't waste...
**[19:19] Jahy**
*...any? That's not exactly true.*
**[19:20] Jahy**
*How could I have been so foolish?!*
**[19:24] Boss**
If you had said something, I would
have let you have your salary early.
**[19:28] Jahy**
Y-You really mean it?
**[19:31] Boss**
Yup. Just this once.
**[19:44] Boss**
My, my.
**[19:46] Narrator**
The Great Jahy managed to scrape by somehow.
**[19:50] Boss**
There, there.
**[21:22] Jahy**
*Ten minutes until my deadline.*
**[21:24] Jahy**
*This is bad. Real bad.*
**[21:26] Jahy**
*I need to finish drawing this no matter what!*
**[21:28] Jahy**
Hey, aren't you done yet?!
**[21:30] Druj**
I'm sorry! Not quite!
**[21:32] Jahy**
Tch! Damn worthless assistant!
**[21:34] Jahy**
Even if I needed the help,
I shouldn't have hired you.
**[21:39] Druj**
I-I'm so very sorry!
I promise to be of more use!
**[21:50] Druj**
Hello?
**[21:51] Druj**
Yes.
**[21:52] Druj**
Oh, Jahy-sensei is currently...
**[21:55] txt**
I'm not here!!
**[21:57] Druj**
unfortunately not in.
**[22:00] Druj**
You can say what you want,
but if she's not here, she's not here!
**[22:04] Jahy**
Who was that?
**[22:06] Druj**
No idea. They had a very rude tone
and kept demanding that I put you on.
**[22:11] Druj**
I assume it was some unimportant cold-caller.
**[22:14] Jahy**
Y-You don't say...
**[22:17] Landlord**
You got some guts,
pretendin' not to be home with me.
**[22:23] Druj**
What's your problem?
**[22:25] Jahy**
Stay back. She's out of your league.
**[22:29] Druj**
But...
**[22:31] Landlord**
Five minutes left.
**[22:33] Landlord**
You do know what'll happen
if you don't finish?
**[22:37] Jahy**
Yes! You don't have to tell me!
**[22:38] Jahy**
But I need at least—
**[22:39] Landlord**
Don't mess with me!
**[22:40] Landlord**
Month after month, you make me
wait until the last second!
**[22:43] Landlord**
Finish drawin' already!
**[22:45] Jahy**
Impossible! Just impossible!
**[22:45] shirt**
Deadline
**[22:47] Jahy**
The creative process is delicate!
**[22:49] Jahy**
You're dead wrong if you think an artist
can just pick up a pen and draw!
**[22:53] Landlord**
You punk.
**[22:56] Landlord**
It'll be dropped.
**[22:58] Landlord**
*The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!*
won't be featured this month.
**[23:03] Landlord**
If you don't want that, then draw. Now!
**[23:07] Druj**
I finished my part over here!
**[23:10] Landlord**
One more minute!
**[23:11] Jahy**
Shut up! Let me focus!
**[23:13] Jahy**
I just need to fine tune this...
**[23:17] Jahy**
Okay.
**[23:18] Jahy**
It's done!
**[23:20] Druj**
Good work!
**[23:33] txt**
Next Time
**[23:33] txt**
The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!