# E17 - The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...

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**[00:03] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The things we have to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get by in the human world...<br>**[00:07] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making sure your clothes match the season<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and current trends is such a bother.<br>**[00:13] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I just had the Great Jahy's charisma,<br>**[00:17] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could I also wear the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same outfit all the time?<br>**[00:21] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet, seeing her wear all kinds of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clothes would also be a feast for the eyes.<br>**[00:27] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If only there were human fashion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that suited Her Greatness...<br>**[00:33] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, couldn't I just make my own brand?!<br>**[00:41] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thus Druj started her own apparel line.<br>**[00:45] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rather quickly, it became<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a huge with young women.<br>**[00:49] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yet the Great Jahy never picked up on it!<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*<br>**[02:24] Tit**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Restoration Plan No. 17<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...<br>**[02:24] Man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For our company, working with Dojima <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Corporation is like a dream come true.<br>**[02:31] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The feeling's mutual.<br>**[02:32] Man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're looking forward to it!<br>**[02:38] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder why there are weeks when sales flag.<br>**[02:41] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll order a report on that immediately.<br>**[02:42] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then, we have an all-hands scheduled<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;regarding next month's business expansion,<br>**[02:48] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the material for that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hasn't arrived yet, has it?<br>**[02:51] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My deepest apologies.<br>**[02:53] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are all doing our best,<br>**[02:56] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it takes everything we have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just to keep up with you.<br>**[03:00] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't get me wrong.<br>**[03:03] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Working under you is a joy that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't trade for anything.<br>**[03:07] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Working under me...<br>**[03:09] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[03:13] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's next on the agenda?<br>**[03:15] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Going back to the office for a board meeting.<br>**[03:19] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to see the Great Jahy.<br>**[03:23] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your Greatness...<br>**[03:27] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please let me out at the next intersection.<br>**[03:30] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't be attending the meeting.<br>**[03:31] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[03:33] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do as I say.<br>**[03:34] Driv**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Understood.<br>**[03:39] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm just going to sneak in here!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Craft Pub Maou.
<br>**[03:46] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome!<br>**[03:48] DruJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[03:54] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welc—<br>**[03:57] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Druj?!<br>**[03:59] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What brings you by?<br>**[04:01] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is rare!<br>**[04:02] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why... Why is that woman here?<br>**[04:06] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-She's our new employee.<br>**[04:09] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As you can see, we're always busy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and short on servers.<br>**[04:13] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we had no choice but to hire her.<br>**[04:16] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, is that so—<br>**[04:17] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It certainly is!<br>**[04:18] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I work here now. With Jahy-kun.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The two of us. Into the night.<br>**[04:24] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Together! All the time!<br>**[04:30] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will that be a table for one?<br>**[04:38] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This woman!*<br>**[04:39] druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's nothing but a lowly human,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yet she dares to get close to the Great Jahy!*<br>**[04:43] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't let you live another minute.<br>**[04:46] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll make you regret angering me!<br>**[04:53] druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the Great Jahy's establishment.*<br>**[04:57] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I mustn't cause any bother.*<br>**[05:00] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Not now.*<br>**[05:03] druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I am alone. Do you have a table for me?<br>**[05:07] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We do! Seating a party of one!<br>**[05:10] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You just narrowly escaped death, little girl.*<br>**[05:14] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I came here to see Her Greatness.*<br>**[05:17] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't have time to waste on a brat like y—*<br>**[05:19] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry for the wa— Aaah!<br>**[05:24] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please pardon me!<br>**[05:26] Man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about it.<br>**[05:27] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll clean this up right awa— Aaah!<br>**[05:31] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Please pardon me!<br>**[05:33] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is that utterly useless creature?!*<br>**[05:36] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How could anyone hire someone so useless?!*<br>**[05:39] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!<br>**[05:39] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sheesh, what's wrong with you?<br>**[05:41] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it. Her Greatness has changed*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since coming to the human world.*<br>**[05:46] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's become kinder.*<br>**[05:49] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's no longer... the Great Jahy*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she was in the Dark Realm.*<br>**[05:54] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that Her Greatness was my rock—<br>**[05:56] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You absolute dunce!<br>**[05:58] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How the hell do you even fall so often?<br>**[06:00] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You like being on the floor that much?<br>**[06:02] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'm sorry.<br>**[06:04] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to become one with the floor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so badly, go do it in the back!<br>**[06:07] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're in the way!<br>**[06:09] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's it.*<br>**[06:11] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her Greatness always used to scold*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her underlings like that.*<br>**[06:18] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This takes me back...<br>**[06:20] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell are you doing?<br>**[06:21] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take the orders.<br>**[06:23] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and clean this mess already!<br>**[06:29] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's supposed to be my place!*<br>**[06:33] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That little girl...*<br>**[06:36] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell are you doing?!<br>**[06:38] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes... This is just how she*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was back in the Dark Realm.*<br>**[06:43] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her Greatness would hurl elaborately*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;detailed abuse at me*<br>**[06:46] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*about how utterly useless and stupid I was.*<br>**[06:50] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Move it.<br>**[06:52] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You better not spill any more.<br>**[06:54] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could she possibly intend to*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;replace me with that girl?*<br>**[07:01] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Say it isn't so...*<br>**[07:04] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Druj! I'll just be a few minutes.<br>**[07:06] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Certainly.<br>**[07:08] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it's for you, Your Greatness,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd wait for hours. Even eons.*<br>**[07:16] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Could it be...?*<br>**[07:17] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she chastising that girl*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in front of me on purpose?*<br>**[07:23] Druj**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knowing my deepest joys and pains,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is she doing this as the ultimate tease?!*<br>**[07:30] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I get it now.*<br>**[07:31] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Directly punishing me would be too easy.*<br>**[07:34] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's ascended to the next level!*<br>**[07:37] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I must follow Her Greatness there!*<br>**[07:42] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry 'bout that, Druj.<br>**[07:44] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What can I get you?<br>**[07:45] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, wight. I fink I will take a... uh...<br>**[07:50] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[07:51] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, it doesn't matter where you are.<br>**[07:54] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You will always be the Great Jahy...<br>**[07:57] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where'd that come from?<br>**[07:59] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whenever I see you, I'm reminded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Dark Realm. It's most reassuring.<br>**[08:06] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you always stay yourself,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can always stay me, too.<br>**[08:13] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when this world is harsh,<br>**[08:16] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when human society exhausts me,<br>**[08:17] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I nearly forgot about the Dark Realm...<br>**[08:19] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You remain you.<br>**[08:22] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm* the one who's assimilated <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more and more in the human realm.<br>**[08:26] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But because you're here,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll never forget our homeland.<br>**[08:33] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was reminded of it once again tonight!<br>**[08:38] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why you hired that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clumsy girl, too, isn't it?<br>**[08:42] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're brilliant, Your Greatness!<br>**[08:46] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Oh, uh, yeah...<br>**[08:48] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure am.<br>**[08:51] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for the food.<br>**[08:53] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't think this means I've acknowledged you.<br>**[08:56] Druj**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do not forget that I am<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Great Jahy's top underling.<br>**[09:00] Mag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We only accept cash.<br>**[09:13] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't really get what happened,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it seems like it worked out.<br>**[09:17] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really thought the jig was up this time<br>**[09:20] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thankfully Druj is a moron.<br>**[09:22] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All's well that ends well.<br>**[09:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waiting on the Dark Lord...<br>**[09:31] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taking care of the magical girl...<br>**[09:33] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work and looking for mana crystals...<br>**[09:35] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe it's because so much is going on,<br>**[09:37] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but no matter how much sleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get, I'm still tired.<br>**[09:39] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Great Jahy is exhausted.<br>**[09:44] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've gather quite a lot of mana crystals,<br>**[09:46] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I should have my powers back.<br>**[09:52] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[09:55] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The futon!<br>**[09:56] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it because of this futon?!<br>**[10:00] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How long have I been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;using this thing, anyway?<br>**[10:04] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since...<br>**[10:06] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Here. Use this.*<br>**[10:07] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The landlord randomly brought it for me,<br>**[10:10] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there were already signs it'd been used.<br>**[10:16] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I look at it, it's pretty grungy.<br>**[10:19] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I even wash it regularly,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's yellowing more and more.<br>**[10:24] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have a lot of mana crystals.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Dark Lord is back.<br>**[10:27] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work's going well.<br>**[10:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been working hard every<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;day to restore the Dark Realm.<br>**[10:33] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I say I deserve something nice!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hyper   Home Center
<br>**[10:36] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it! I'm buying a futon!<br>**[10:40] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[10:43] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This one right here is a very light material<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that molds to the shape of your body.<br>**[10:49] txt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard!<br>**[10:49] txt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Light!<br>**[10:49] txt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heavy!<br>**[10:49] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the flip side, there are customers who say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they prefer the secure feeling of a heavier one.<br>**[10:53] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For those, we recommend this right here.<br>**[10:56] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The kind you can launder at home has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;also become very popular lately.<br>**[11:00] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You get the best value by buying in a set.<br>**[11:04] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all kind over my head.<br>**[11:05] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you like to lie down and try it?<br>**[11:08] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure.<br>**[11:09] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I mean, this is human bedding.*<br>**[11:11] Jah**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Compared to the blankets made from*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the down of Dark Realm birds, this can't—*<br>**[11:21] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me...<br>**[11:24] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is this?<br>**[11:25] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fell asleep in a second!<br>**[11:26] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Human bedding is terrifying!<br>**[11:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They've got some high quality stuff, huh?*<br>**[11:32] Jah**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess what I've got at home*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really is just a filthy rag.*<br>**[11:38] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, give me the best one you've got!<br>**[11:40] Sale**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Understood.<br>**[11:47] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's how I came to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;buy this luxury futon.<br>**[11:54] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think? Nice, huh?<br>**[11:56] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it?<br>**[11:57] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So nice!<br>**[12:01] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah, they probably ripped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you off with that thing.<br>**[12:07] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They absolutely did not!<br>**[12:09] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is definitely high quality stuff!<br>**[12:11] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh, it's a futon.<br>**[12:13] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the perfect scam item.<br>**[12:16] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you know so much,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then why don't you try it out?!<br>**[12:20] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, fine then.<br>**[12:25] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, how is it?<br>**[12:26] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amazing, right?<br>**[12:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:32] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's asleep!<br>**[12:33] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Get up!<br>**[12:39] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Move over!<br>**[12:40] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bought this with my hard-earned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; money! It's *my* blank...et...<br>**[12:50] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hy-chan? Ryou-chan?<br>**[13:01] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My, my.<br>**[13:02] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fast friends.<br>**[13:04] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! We needed to talk to Hy-chan.<br>**[13:08] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did Ryou-chan tell her already?<br>**[13:12] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? The water's getting shut off?<br>**[13:14] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. Construction starts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tomorrow and will last three days.<br>**[13:16] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one told me about this!<br>**[13:18] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, my bad, but you're the one who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;started talking about your bed.<br>**[13:24] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FYI, this means no flushing the toilet either.<br>**[13:27] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What am I supposed to do then?!<br>**[13:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want my rent money back!<br>**[13:31] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just chill out.<br>**[13:32] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can get by for a few days.<br>**[13:35] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be fine.<br>**[13:36] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want me to go camp outside?<br>**[13:37] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no.<br>**[13:40] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's saying you can come stay with us.<br>**[13:44] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go ahead and make yourself at home.<br>**[13:46] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ha. I'm only here because I have to be.<br>**[13:49] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been forever since you stayed over.<br>**[13:52] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When was the last time again?<br>**[13:58] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it was right after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came to the human world.<br>**[14:03] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, that's right.<br>**[14:04] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back then, you were like a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beaten up and abandoned cat.<br>**[14:08] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could've just stayed with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us here. But you were like,<br>**[14:11] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!<br>**[14:13] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't live together with human scum!"<br>**[14:16] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Don't treat me like a child! Leave me alone!"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And all that angry yelling.<br>**[14:21] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good thing we had an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;open apartment at the building.<br>**[14:24] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ja-ko's really mellowed out.<br>**[14:27] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't mellow out.<br>**[14:30] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I learned.<br>**[14:32] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I grew.<br>**[14:34] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sure have.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can see how much you've grown.<br>**[14:41] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With you like this,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should be able to give you these!<br>**[14:48] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How cute!<br>**[14:50] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that from when I was a kid?<br>**[14:54] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so glad I didn't throw all this away.<br>**[14:59] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This one next.<br>**[15:03] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How cute!<br>**[15:05] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That suits you!<br>**[15:08] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too cute!<br>**[15:11] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perfect!<br>**[15:13] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so you!<br>**[15:16] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This, too!<br>**[15:19] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this one!<br>**[15:22] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this one!<br>**[15:26] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell?!<br>**[15:27] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell do these clothes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have to do with my growth?!<br>**[15:31] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything I've held on to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;finally fits you perfectly.<br>**[15:35] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, you're saying it's not just mental...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've grown physically, too?<br>**[15:40] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From now on, you should dress properly.<br>**[15:43] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can have all of these.<br>**[15:47] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you even realize?<br>**[15:49] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With my powers steadily returning,<br>**[15:52] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could destroy you with ease.<br>**[16:00] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd do well to fear and cower before me.<br>**[16:03] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fine.<br>**[16:05] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I trust you'd never do anything like that.<br>**[16:14] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! We should line up our futons<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and all sleep next to each other tonight.<br>**[16:18] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you serious?<br>**[16:21] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She trusts me?*<br>**[16:23] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were asleep just a little while ago.<br>**[16:26] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, that's 'cause...<br>**[16:29] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What would the old me have thought?*<br>**[16:33] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, fine.<br>**[16:45] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hy-chan.<br>**[16:47] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, if you want, you can live<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with us for as long as you like.<br>**[16:50] Land**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you go babying her again.<br>**[16:52] Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't help it!<br>**[17:03] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe that wouldn't be too bad.<br>**[17:07] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodnight.<br>**[17:14] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Landlord!<br>**[17:20] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss...?<br>**[17:27] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah...<br>**[17:38] Jah**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't! I'm going home!<br>**[17:42] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never judge a book by it's cover.<br>**[17:44] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Learning that was another step<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the Great Jahy's growth.<br>**[19:23] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Damn that Jahy.*<br>**[19:25] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She continues to forge alliances in the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;human world and increase her power.*<br>**[19:30] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm the one who's going to become*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Dark Realm's second-in-command!*<br>**[19:34] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Next time, I will defeat her for sure.*<br>**[19:37] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To that end, I must devise a strategy.*<br>**[19:41] Nar**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was yet another day where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saurva was plotting to defeat Jahy.<br>**[19:48] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know!*<br>**[19:49] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What if I kidnap someone?*<br>**[19:51] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Targeting her directly is difficult.*<br>**[19:53] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it would really rattle her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I captured one of her companions alive.*<br>**[20:03] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ah, what a terrifying demon I am!*<br>**[20:10] Wom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much for helping out.<br>**[20:12] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it was nothing.<br>**[20:14] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This has been bothering me.<br>**[20:16] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a lot of littering around here.<br>**[20:20] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could also execute a hostage*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in front of her.*<br>**[20:25] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My, how diabolical my mind is!*<br>**[20:31] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, what if I also took on*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a human underling?*<br>**[20:37] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Humans are easier to subjugate than demons.*<br>**[20:44] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can use them as tools*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until they're all destroyed.*<br>**[20:49] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ah, how truly villainous I am!*<br>**[20:53] kid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mom!<br>**[20:55] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad we found your mom so soon.<br>**[20:59] mom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much.<br>**[21:00] mom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so, so much!<br>**[21:02] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're most welcome.<br>**[21:04] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, big sister!<br>**[21:06] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big... brother?<br>**[21:09] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye-bye!<br>**[21:10] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you later!<br>**[21:14] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, that girl from the other day...*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she really human?*<br>**[21:21] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It won't be easy to find a human to face her.*<br>**[21:26] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know! I should just upgrade one.*<br>**[21:29] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll turn a human into a cyborg!*<br>**[21:31] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My engineering skills are incredible.*<br>**[21:33] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Jahy's magic doesn't stand a chance.*<br>**[21:38] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me think.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I include a trap directly?*<br>**[21:42] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, I feel like I could*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make the ultimate trap.*<br>**[21:46] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind should I make next?*<br>**[21:48] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Maybe something using poison.*<br>**[21:55] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Truly, I am evil incarnate, most worthy*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of being the Dark Realm's second-in-command.*<br>**[22:03] Old**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much.<br>**[22:06] Old**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm scared to cross by myself.<br>**[22:10] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please take care.<br>**[22:11] Sau**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All day these evil thoughts*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just bubble up within me.*<br>**[22:17] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm such a bad guy!*<br>**[22:20] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I really am elite.*<br>**[22:22] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm special.*<br>**[22:25] Light**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[22:34] Light**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are special.<br>**[22:36] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[22:39] Light**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen all your good deeds, all your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;actions that show your hatred for evil.<br>**[22:46] Sau**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me?<br>**[22:47] Light**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will grant you power.<br>**[23:09] Light**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In exchange, eradicate misfortune.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eradicate the mana crystals.<br>**[23:19] txt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Time<br>**[23:19] txt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saurva Will Not Lose!<br>