# E14 - The Magical Girl Will Not Fight
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**[00:04] Nar**
If ever there were a fated showdown,
this would be it.
**[00:08] Nar**
Not only did the magical girl
destroy the Dark Realm,
**[00:13] Nar**
she's also taken the Great Jahy's
symbol of power, her mana crystal.
**[00:17] Nar**
Ever since, the Great Jahy
has thirsted for retribution.
**[00:25] Nar**
And now, the destined
battle is about to begin...
**[00:41] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:42] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:43] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:44] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:45] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:47] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[02:06] Titl**
Restoration Plan No. 14
The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!
**[02:06] Jah**
Today is the day I defeat you
and take back my mana crystal!
**[02:11] Mag**
You're... that little girl?
**[02:16] Jah**
Just watch this!
**[02:30] Mag**
I see.
**[02:31] Mag**
You're a creature of the Dark Realm.
**[02:33] Jah**
Correct.
**[02:34] Jah**
You've been making a fool far too often,
**[02:37] Jah**
but now you'll pay...
**[02:39] Jah**
For destroying the Dark Realm,
and for stealing my mana crystal!
**[02:47] Mag**
*Mana crystals?*
**[02:56] Mag**
You've got an interesting fighting style.
**[03:07] Jah**
Here I come!
**[03:39] Mag**
Not bad.
**[03:40] Jah**
That's my line.
**[03:45] Mag**
I'm sorry, but I won't give
your mana crystal back.
**[03:48] Mag**
And I will take the rest you possess.
**[03:52] Jah**
Why? Why are you so fixated
on the mana crystals?
**[03:55] Jah**
Why try to take all of humanity's
misfortune upon yourself?
**[03:58] mag**
It is heaven's will.
**[04:00] mag**
I am to destroy the mana crystals
and free humanity of misfortune.
**[04:04] Jah**
Heaven's will? What's a lowly
human like you going to do?
**[04:07] Jah**
All you're doing is taking
the misfortune upon yourself!
**[04:12] mag**
You know nothing about me!
**[04:14] Jah**
You're right! I don't!
**[04:17] Mag**
Then why don't I teach you?
**[04:21] Mag**
I'd always been prone to misfortune.
**[04:24] Mag**
Without anyone to love me
or anyone to depend upon,
**[04:26] Mag**
I've always been alone.
**[04:29] Mag**
But even so, once I became a magical girl,
**[04:31] Mag**
I was able to gather mana crystals
and save people by assuming their misfortune.
**[04:37] Mag**
So now I can live my life
feeling connected to them.
**[04:41] Mag**
This was the mission granted to me
when I had no one and nothing!
**[04:46] Jah**
Your mission is to sacrifice yourself for others?!
**[04:49] Mag**
Shut up!
**[04:50] Mag**
This mission... I'm the only
one who can carry it out!
**[04:55] Mag**
I've always held out on my own, so taking
on such misfortune is nothing to me!
**[05:01] Jah**
I've got a mission, too.
**[05:03] Jah**
One I've struggled with by myself.
**[05:06] Jah**
But I... Even I...
**[05:10] Jah**
*Even when times are sad...*
**[05:12] Jah**
*Even when times are hard...*
**[05:15] Jah**
*Even when I'm ready to give up...*
**[05:18] Jah**
*I'm no longer alone.*
**[05:21] Jah**
* I've got people by my side.*
* People who support me.*
**[05:25] Jah**
* If I were on my own, I would have*
* been crushed a long time ago.*
**[05:29] Jah**
*But her... She's...*
**[05:35] Jah**
* She's the wretched murderer*
* of the Demon Lord!*
**[05:39] Jah**
*Still... I can't leave it at that!*
**[05:42] Jah**
You're wrong!
**[05:43] Jah**
Shouldering all that misfortune yourself?
**[05:45] Jah**
Are you stupid?!
**[05:48] Jah**
I lost everything when you
destroyed the Dark Realm.
**[05:52] Jah**
I've suffered so much because of you.
**[05:55] Jah**
Even now, I'm still suffering!
**[05:56] Jah**
You've brought misfortune upon me.
**[05:59] Jah**
And yet...
**[06:03] Jah**
That's not reason enough for you to bear
all misfortune upon your own shoulders!
**[06:07] Jah**
I'm going to take back every last mana crystal
**[06:10] Jah**
and free you from misfortune!
**[06:16] Jah**
You say you're on your own?
**[06:17] Jah**
Ha! What an imbecile.
**[06:19] Jah**
I won't let you be alone anymore.
**[06:22] Jah**
How about it?
**[06:23] Jah**
If you give me the mana crystals,
I'll love you so much
**[06:27] Jah**
that you'll see how stupid your mission is.
**[06:30] Mag**
Did you... just say you won't
let me be alone anymore?
**[06:33] Jah**
Yeah.
**[06:34] Mag**
And that you're going to love me so much?
**[06:38] Jah**
Yeah.
**[06:40] Mag**
You won't stop liking me even if
you get caught up in my bad luck?
**[06:45] Jah**
You think something like that can scare me?
**[06:48] Mag**
Even if I don't know
my own strength and injure you?
**[06:51] Jah**
I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
**[06:54] Jah**
I'm not so soft.
**[06:59] Mag**
If you really mean it,
then I'll hand over the crystals.
**[07:10] Mag**
You'll love me?!
**[07:12] Mag**
I'm so happy to hear it!
**[07:14] Mag**
Thank you. You're the first person
who's ever said that to me.
**[07:18] Mag**
I've never had even one single friend.
**[07:21] Mag**
If me suffering misfortune
is misfortune for you...
**[07:25] Jah**
Well, I didn't say *that*.
**[07:27] Mag**
I'm not going to collect
mana crystals anymore!
**[07:30] Mag**
And from now on, I will live for you!
**[07:34] Mag**
By the way, what's your name?
**[07:37] Jah**
It's... Jahy.
**[07:39] Mag**
Jahy? Jahy... Jahy-kun!
**[07:43] Mag**
I'm sorry for everything, Jahy-kun!
**[07:46] Mag**
From now on, I'll be on your side!
**[07:48] ---**
R-Right...
**[07:52] Mag**
Jahy-kun! I'm here!
**[07:58] Jah**
What is it?
**[08:00] Mag**
I want to sh-sh-show you my house!
**[08:04] Jah**
I've got work today.
**[08:07] Mag**
Jahy-kun! Jahy-kun!
**[08:09] Mag**
It doesn't have to be today!
**[08:10] Mag**
Any time is fine!
**[08:12] Mag**
I've prepared lots of snacks!
**[08:17] Jah**
Snacks?
**[08:20] Mag**
I'm so happy.
**[08:21] Mag**
I invited you so many times,
but you've never come over.
**[08:24] Jah**
*That's because of* how *you invited me...*
**[08:27] (Flashback) Mag**
Jahy-kun, please come to my house!
**[08:29] (Flashback) Mag**
Jahy-kun, want to go do something fun?!
**[08:31] (Flashback) Mag**
Jahy-kun, you must come to my house!
**[08:36] Mag**
I'm sorry...
**[08:37] Mag**
You're the first person I've ever invited over,
so I'm new to all this.
**[08:42] Mag**
I've got a friend coming over!
**[08:44] Jah**
Huh? Are we friends?
**[08:48] Mag**
What?
**[08:49] Mag**
Aren't we?
**[08:52] Mag**
So it was all a lie?
**[08:55] Mag**
You said that you'd free
me of all this misfortune...
**[08:58] Mag**
That you would love me so much...
**[09:01] Mag**
And all of that was a lie?!
**[09:03] Mag**
It's too cruel!
**[09:07] Jah**
Okay! I get it already! Stop crying!
**[09:10] Jah**
You and I are friends!
**[09:12] Jah**
Are you happy now?
**[09:13] Mag**
Yeah!
**[09:16] Jah**
This is exhausting.
**[09:18] Mag**
There are the mana crystals, of course,
but there are other things I wish to show you
**[09:22] Mag**
that I believe will help restore the Dark Realm.
**[09:24] Jah**
Help restore the Dark Realm?
**[09:26] Jah**
But you're the one who destroyed
it for no reason in the first place.
**[09:29] Mag**
And I am very sorry about that.
**[09:32] Mag**
What I did to you all was horrible.
**[09:36] Jah**
Speaking of, didn't you say
you were assigned that mission?
**[09:40] Jah**
So destroying the Dark Realm
wasn't of your own volition?
**[09:43] mag**
Correct. I was only tasked
**[09:46] mag**
with destroying the mana crystal
and freeing humanity of misfortune.
**[09:50] mag**
I bear no ill will toward the Dark Realm.
**[09:53] Jah**
And who'd you get this mission from?
**[09:55] Mag**
Well...
**[09:56] Mag**
Let's go over the details at my place.
**[10:00] Jah**
*I think she said that she has no family.*
**[10:04] Jah**
* Yet she spent all her time collecting*
* mana crystals and not working...*
**[10:07] Jah**
*Moreover, even bearing all that misfortune,*
**[10:09] Jah**
*she was doing pretty well for herself.*
**[10:11] Jah**
*She must be totally loaded!*
**[10:15] Jah**
*That's perfect.*
**[10:17] Jah**
*I'll take her mana crystals and her house!*
**[10:21] Mag**
We're here!
**[10:27] jah**
*Th-Th-Th-This is it?*
**[10:38] Mag**
Due to the mana crystals,
this house is riddled with calamity.
**[10:41] jah**
You could've said so sooner!
**[10:47] Mag**
Heh, things never change around here.
**[10:49] Jah**
Is there more?
**[10:51] Mag**
Actually, the room where I
store the mana crystals...
**[10:54] Mag**
There's a shade there
that comes out after dark.
**[10:58] Mag**
Since I saw it, I haven't gone inside.
**[11:04] Mag**
I-I'm not scared of ghosts...
**[11:06] Mag**
Ah, Jahy-kun!
**[11:19] Mag**
A ghost!
**[11:40] Jah**
The... The Dark Lord...
**[11:45] Mag**
Stand back, Jahy-kun!
**[11:49] Mag**
H-Hey, that's my dinner!
**[11:51] Mag**
So *you're* the reason my food
stores have been diminishing!
**[11:55] Mag**
You thief!
**[11:56] Mag**
Taste a magical girl's Hammer of Justice!
**[12:00] Jah**
You insolent fool!
**[12:03] Jah**
Have you no idea who this is?!
**[12:06] Jah**
Gracing us with her presence,
**[12:08] Jah**
it's the supreme ruler of the Dark Realm...
**[12:12] Jah**
the Dark Lord!
**[12:15] Mag**
Huh?
**[12:16] Jah**
Your Lordship...
**[12:17] Jah**
You've gotten so small... How terrible...
**[12:27] Jah**
Why are you just standing there?!
**[12:29] Jah**
You are in front of the Dark Lord!
**[12:30] Jah**
She says, "You could at least
get me a glass of water!"
**[12:34] Jah**
Bring some at once!
**[12:36] Mag**
Wh-What?
**[12:46] mag**
So this is really the Dark Lord...
**[12:49] mag**
Then that enormous mana crystal I destroyed
wasn't a manifestation of hers?
**[12:55] Jah**
Gosh, you really are clueless.
**[12:58] Jah**
That was only one facet of the Dark Lord.
**[13:00] Jah**
A core mana crystal that gave
the Dark Realm its form.
**[13:03] Jah**
You could think of it as her heart.
**[13:06] Mag**
So how is she here now
if I shattered her heart?
**[13:12] Jah**
Mana crystals *are* the Dark Lord.
**[13:14] Jah**
Wherever they appear in high
concentration, so too will she.
**[13:21] Jah**
This just means you collected
a sufficient amount.
**[13:25] Jah**
Thank you for that.
**[13:27] Mag**
* This is the first time a friend*
* has ever thanked me for something!*
**[13:31] Jah**
Well, that's enough difficult discussion for now.
**[13:34] Jah**
Today, we celebrate!
**[13:36] Jah**
It's the Dark Lord's revival party!
**[13:39] Mag**
A party?
**[13:41] Jah**
Hey! Don't just sit there!
**[13:43] Jah**
Bring more snacks!
**[13:45] Mag**
O-Of course.
**[13:49] Mag**
Eat all you want.
**[13:52] Jah**
Wow, that's good!
**[13:55] Jah**
To think such an auspicious day would come...
**[13:57] Jah**
The best of all since I came to the human world!
**[14:08] Jah**
I say, these cookies really are good.
**[14:11] Jah**
The Dark Lord is enjoying them, too.
**[14:13] Mag**
I'm so glad you like them.
**[14:15] Mag**
I got them from a famous store.
**[14:17] Mag**
There's a lot more, so eat up!
**[14:19] Jah**
Wow, good job!
**[14:22] Mag**
I just got praised again!
**[14:24] Jah**
Today, we're going to eat
and drink ourselves stupid!
**[14:27] Mag**
I bought a lot of juice, too.
**[14:30] Jah**
Yes! Wonderful, wonderful!
**[14:39] Jah**
This really is the best day...
**[14:48] mag**
Here's the juice...
**[14:49] mag**
What? We're already out of cookies?!
**[14:54] mag**
Don't worry, Jahy-kun.
**[14:56] mag**
You can't have a party with just cookies alone,
**[14:58] mag**
so I ordered some delivery!
**[15:02] mag**
Whoa!
**[15:06] mag**
I don't know that I've ever laid eyes
on anything like this in the human realm!
**[15:09] mag**
You were scary as a magical girl.
Literally the worst.
**[15:12] mag**
But as a friend, you're the best!
**[15:15] mag**
*I'm so happy!*
**[15:18] mag**
Please eat up!
**[15:19] Jah**
What about you?
**[15:20] Mag**
My heart is so full
that it's filling my stomach, too!
**[15:24] Jah**
In that case, I'll just have some... Oh.
**[15:28] Mag**
Hey, Dark Lord! Don't
go snatching from Jahy-kun!
**[15:32] Jah**
Oh, it's fine. Today's party
is in honor of the Dark Lord.
**[15:37] Jah**
She needs to eat lots
to regain her strength...
**[15:46] Jah**
It's fine. I'm fine.
**[15:57] Jah**
Your Lordship?
**[15:59] Jah**
Wait...
**[16:01] Jah**
Is this for me?
**[16:07] Jah**
Look at that! The Dark Lord
gave me this piece of octopus!
**[16:10] Jah**
This must mean I'm special to her!
**[16:14] Jah**
I am so loved!
**[16:16] Mag**
Because of a tiny piece of octopus?!
**[16:18] Mag**
You mean more to me than that!
**[16:21] Mag**
I love you so much more! I love you to death!
**[16:31] Jah**
Okay, so now we have to have a serious talk.
**[16:34] Jah**
Let's hear what led up to you
destroying the Dark Realm...
**[16:39] Mag**
It happened on a cold winter night.
**[17:17] Mag**
I was drowning. On the verge of death.
**[17:21] Mag**
So I prepared myself. That's when...
**[17:32] Light**
*You are strong.*
**[17:35] Light**
* You managed to endure so much*
* misfortune all by yourself.*
**[17:39] Light**
* It wouldn't be right for*
* someone like you to die here.*
**[17:43] Light**
*I shall grant you power.*
**[17:46] Light**
*And in return...*
**[17:48] txt**
Please free people from misfortune
**[17:50] Mag**
Thus I gained my powers,
**[17:52] Mag**
did as the voice told me, destroyed
the mana crystal in the Dark Realm,
**[17:55] Mag**
and collected the mana crystals on Earth.
**[17:58] Mag**
But now, I will spend my life
atoning for this mistake!
**[18:02] Jah**
* I don't want to be stuck with*
* you for the rest of my days.*
**[18:04] Jah**
Just return the mana crystals and we're good.
**[18:07] Jah**
*Actually, wait a minute...*
**[18:09] Jah**
If we don't figure out
who's behind that voice,
**[18:11] Jah**
the Dark Realm won't be
safe even if we restore it.
**[18:15] Jah**
Since you're our only lead, you'll be helping us!
**[18:18] Jah**
I'm going to work you hard.
**[18:19] Mag**
Please! Work me to the bone!
**[18:22] Jah**
Once we defeat this mastermind,
we'll restore the Dark Realm!
**[18:25] Mag**
But can you defeat them?
**[18:27] Jah**
With the Dark Lord by my side, it'll be a cinch!
**[18:29] Jah**
Behold how incredible she is!
**[18:36] Jah**
I-I mean, she just revived, so...
**[18:40] Jah**
But she'll be back to normal soon
**[18:43] Jah**
and leading the way for us
with her magnificent presence.
**[18:46] Jah**
I'm sure she'll be praising
what I've done, too.
**[18:50] Jah**
Isn't that right, Your Lordship?
**[18:56] Jah**
Did you see that?!
**[18:58] Jah**
She's already pleased with me!
**[19:00] Jah**
I knew I was special to her!
**[19:04] Jah**
The Dark Lord is an absolute
being who needs no one.
**[19:07] Jah**
Approaching her means instant destruction,
**[19:09] Jah**
yet I alone was allowed to stand next to her!
**[19:14] Jah**
And that's not all!
**[19:15] Jah**
Only *I* was allowed to hear her words,
**[19:17] Jah**
and only with *me* did she
share her magical powers!
**[19:20] Jah**
After all, I was the only
one who understood her.
**[19:24] Jah**
Even now, I totally understand what she's feeling.
**[19:27] Jah**
Hmm, hmm... I see.
**[19:30] Jah**
Right now, her stomach is really full
and she can't eat any more!
**[19:37] mag**
I don't think that's it.
**[19:40] Jah**
There's no way I'd misinterpret her.
**[19:43] Jah**
She's saying...
**[19:48] Jah**
"Even if she was being used,
**[19:50] Jah**
I'm not sure we should
expose ourselves in front
**[19:52] Jah**
of the magical girl who
destroyed the Dark Realm."
**[19:56] Jah**
"I want to formulate a restoration plan
as soon as possible,
**[19:58] Jah**
but we can't do that around someone we can't trust."
**[20:01] Jah**
That means she wants to move
to my base immediately.
**[20:09] Jah**
That wasn't it, huh...?
**[20:11] Mag**
You're leaving already?
**[20:12] Mag**
But you just got here!
You should stay longer.
**[20:16] Mag**
I know! What if all three of us lived here?
**[20:20] Mag**
This is bigger than your
current place, Jahy-kun.
**[20:23] Jah**
Shut up! Nobody asked you!
**[20:25] Jah**
All three of us living
together? Are you stupid?
**[20:27] Jah**
You listen here! The Dark Lord and I
have an incredible bond between us.
**[20:31] Jah**
But what about you?!
**[20:32] Jah**
I'll grant you that reviving her to
this point is an achievement of sorts,
**[20:37] Jah**
but I can't believe you'd get so ahead of
yourself as to suggest living together with her!
**[20:42] Mag**
I-I'd just be happy if you stayed here, so...
**[20:47] Jah**
Your rudeness is astounding!
**[20:49] Jah**
Your Lordship, once we retrieve the crystals,
**[20:51] Jah**
let's get out of here!
**[20:56] Jah**
Huh?
**[21:03] Jah**
Why?
**[21:05] Jah**
How?
**[21:08] Jah**
*It's the food?!*
**[21:15] Jah**
I lost to the magical girl...
**[21:17] Jah**
No, I lost to *food*!
**[21:20] Jah**
Damn it all!
**[21:22] mag**
Ah, Jahy-kun! Wait!
**[21:26] Jah**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:28] Jah**
I'll feed you even tastier food, Your Lordship!
**[21:34] Nar**
The Great Jahy managed to make peace
with her magical girl rival.
**[21:36] Nar**
On top of that, she was able to recover the
mana crystals an reunite with the Dark Lord.
**[21:42] Nar**
But it looks like winning the
Dark Lord's heart won't be so easy.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** The Boss Cannot Decide!