E11 - The Landlord Can't Come Home...

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[00:04] Jah
    What are you doing, Boss?
[00:06] Boss
    Oh, Hy-chan!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:08] Boss
    I was thinking I could
    raise some vegetables here.
[00:11] Boss
    Home grown, you know?
[00:13] Jah
    Home grown?
[00:15] Boss
    I was thinking it would be nice to grow
    my own veggies to serve in the restaurant.
[00:19] Boss
    It would save money on ingredients, too.
[00:23] Boss
    What do you think?
[00:25] Jah
    Meh, seems like a huge pain in the butt.
[00:28] Boss
    Oh, but freshly picked
    vegetables are so tasty.
[00:32] Boss
    You've got your radishes, lollo rosso,
[00:35] Boss
    bell peppers, cherry tomatoes,
    eggplants, okra...
[00:43] Jah
    I just had a great idea.
[00:45] Jah
    If this little guy gets to growing...
[00:58] Jah
    I can save on my food bill!
[01:19] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:20] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:21] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:22] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:23] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:25] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:40] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 11
    
    The Landlord Can't Come Home...
[02:40] Boss
    I hope you come out soon, 
    little cherry tomatoes.
[02:44] Boss
    And then you'll have to grow nice and strong.
[02:47] Boss
    I know you can do it.
[02:50] Jah
    What are you doing?
[02:52] Boss
    Taking care of my cherry tomatoes.
[02:54] Boss
    It said that if you talk to
    your plants, they grow better.
[02:59] Boss
    So I try to talk to them every day
    when I water them.
[03:08] Jah
    Still haven't sprouted, I see.
[03:10] Jah
    You've got guts...
[03:12] Jah
    to be so insolent!
[03:14] Jah
    Take this!
[03:18] Jah
    Now grow! Grow and fill my belly!
[03:26] Boss
    Look, look, Hy-chan!
[03:29] Boss
    They sprouted.
[03:30] Boss
    Cute, huh?
[03:35] Boss
    Keep it up, just like this!
[03:38] Boss
    And I'll keep showering you with love, too.
[03:47] Jah
    Why?
[03:48] Jah
    Why won't you grow?!
[03:50] Jah
    Here I am, talking to you
    every day, giving you water,
[03:53] Jah
    and putting you in a nice sunny spot,
    yet this is how you repay me!
[03:56] Boss
    I'll keep showering you with love.
[04:01] Jah
    Are you telling me you don't get enough love?
[04:05] Jah
    Fine then, tomatoes...
    No! Starting today, your name is Tomarou!
[04:11] Sign
    Name: Tomarou
[04:13] Jah
    Tomarou, you exist to fill my belly.
[04:18] Jah
    You live for me, and you shall die for me.
[04:21] Jah
    Consider it an honor! You got that?!
[04:24] Jah
    And if you still won't sprout...
[04:29] Jah
    I'll take you outside and into the sunshine!
[04:33] Jah
    Well, how's the outdoors? Nice and warm, huh?
[04:36] Jah
    You want to go home?
[04:38] Jah
    Well, too bad! Suck it up!
[04:42] Land
    Ja-ko?
[04:45] Jah
    You're gonna get all
    the sunshine you can stand!
[04:49] Jah
    And after this, it's the
     elephant watering can for you!
[04:53] Land
    What the hell is she doing?
[05:03] Jah
    Yes!
[05:04] Jah
    You sprouted!
[05:06] Jah
    I knew you could do it, Tomarou!
[05:11] Jah
    Hey, I know! As a reward,
     you get some expensive fertilizer.
[05:14] Jah
    Rejoice!
[05:15] Jah
    Now you keep at it.
[05:18] Jah
    And when you grow me some produce,
    I'll make you my left-hand man!
[05:26] Jah
    Toma...rou?
[05:31] Jah
    Why, Tomarou?!
[05:35] Jah
    Are these bugs?!
[05:37] txt
    King of Gardening
[05:39] jah
    What a silly fool!
[05:41] jah
    You can't even take care of yourself
    when you're in danger!
[05:43] jah
    You'll never become my underling this way!
[05:47] txt
    Bug Repellent
    For Vegetables & Flowers
    Made With Natural Herbs
[05:48] Jah
    Here we go!
[05:50] Jah
    Bug repellent from natural herbs
    that's gentle on plants!
[05:57] Jah
    You can't die now!
[05:59] Jah
    Don't think you can croak before
    you bear fruit, Tomarou!
[06:03] Jah
    Hang in there, Tomarou!
[06:05] Jah
    Live!
[06:06] Jah
    Believe it in your heart!
[06:08] Jah
    I know you can do it! I know it!
[06:12] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:13] Jah
    Tomarou...
[06:23] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:25] Jah
    Toma...
[06:29] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:32] Jah
    You did it!
[06:34] Jah
    What a feat!
[06:36] Jah
    I knew you'd become my left-hand man.
[06:51] Jah
    Tomarou...
[07:05] Nar
    Thus the days passed...
[07:20] Jah
    Produce!
[07:22] Jah
    We've got produce!
[07:28] Jah
    All right!
[07:29] Jah
    You did it! You really did it, Tomarou!
[07:32] Jah
    I always believed in you.
[07:35] Jah
    I believed in you! I knew you'd serve me!
[07:39] Jah
    So beautiful.
[07:41] Jah
    Almost too beautiful to eat.
[07:44] Jah
    But I'm gonna eat it anyway!
[07:54] Jah
    That's hot!
[07:56] Jah
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[08:03] Jah
    Blech, that's terrible... just terrible...
[08:05] Jah
    You betrayed me!
[08:09] Jah
    Why?!
[08:10] Jah
    You're supposed to be a tomato!
[08:11] Jah
    A tomato!
[08:13] Jah
    A little tiny tomato!
[08:13] txt
    The My Little Vegetable Garden Series
[08:13] txt
    Habanero
[08:13] txt
    That famous super-hot chili!
    Also a great ornamental plant
     for its beautiful red color
[08:13] txt
    30 seeds
[08:16] Jah
    Give me back my time and my money
    and my love and my hard work!
[08:23] Boss
    Thank you again for all the wonderful produce.
[08:29] Boss
    How sweet!
[08:43] Jah
    The window...
[08:44] Jah
    Damnation.
[08:45] Jah
    This is why this place is a dump.
[08:49] Jah
    Fixed it.
[08:50] Jah
    I can't wait to get
    the hell out of this hovel.
[08:56] Jah
    Landlord?
[08:59] Jah
    What do you want?
[09:00] Jah
    Rent isn't due yet!
[09:05] Boss
    I'm living here now.
[09:10] Jah
    What?
[09:12] Boss
    I got in a fight with my sister.
[09:15] Jah
    What?!
[09:16] Jah
    Don't get me mixed up
    in your sibling rivalry!
[09:19] Boss
    What do you care?
[09:20] Jah
    Shoo, shoo! Git! Scram! Go home!
[09:23] Boss
    I'm the one who lets you live here in
    the first place, so stop complaining.
[09:28] Jah
    Why my apartment though?
[09:31] Jah
    Wait...
[09:33] Jah
    The next unit is empty.
[09:35] Jah
    Why don't you go live there alone?
[09:41] Boss
    I'd be lonely all by myself!
[09:43] ---
    What?!
[09:45] Jah
    Then go back home!
[09:46] Boss
    I told you I'm not doin' that!
[09:49] Jah
    What about the inconvenience
     you're causing me?!
[09:57] Boss
    Your rent will be free.
[10:02] Jah
    Please make yourself at home!
[10:04] Boss
    Then it's all settled!
[10:06] Jah
    I only have bedding and food for myself.
[10:08] Boss
    I know. I don't need food.
[10:11] Boss
    I'll take the bedding, though.
[10:12] Jah
    Say what?! Everything is for me!
[10:14] Boss
    Then I guess we're sleepin' together!
[10:16] Jah
    Hell no, you moron!
[10:18] Jah
    You can sleep on the floor!
[10:26] Jah
    That's my blanket!
[10:32] Jah
    Now I can finally sleep...
[10:39] Jah
    That's mine!
[10:41] Jah
    You...
[10:46] Jah
    Get out!
[10:52] Jah
    Go home and make up with the boss already!
[10:55] Land
    Not until she comes over and apologizes.
[10:57] Jah
    What about me?!
[10:59] Jah
    You ate my snacks without asking!
[11:01] Jah
    You leave your clothes all over!
[11:03] Jah
    You even steal my blanket!
[11:07] Jah
    I... I...
[11:08] Jah
    Get out, get out, get out, get out!
[11:12] Land
    Fine.
[11:14] Land
    On top of the free rent,
[11:17] Land
    I'll take care of the housework.
[11:19] Land
    How's that?
[11:22] Jah
    Stay as long as you like!
[11:23] Land
    Heck yeah!
[11:26] Jah
    I'm going out for a bit.
[11:27] Land
    Where to?
[11:29] Jah
    I'm meeting someone.
[11:31] Jah
    Make sure to do the housework while I'm gone.
[11:33] Land
    Right.
[11:39] Land
    I freaking hate you, Sis!
[11:41] Boss
    Ryou-chan!
[11:43] Land
    I'm getting out of here!
[11:45] Land
    And I'm never coming back!
[11:51] Land
    Shit!
[11:54] jah
    Damn it.
[11:56] jah
    Why do I have to take
    care of my damn landlord?
[11:59] Druj
    O Great Jahy!
[12:05] Jah
    Druj!
[12:06] Druj
    I was just on my way!
[12:09] Druj
    Please get in!
[12:13] Jah
    Sure...
[12:26] Druj
    Well then, shall we begin?
[12:34] Druj
    Our meeting regarding our mana
    crystal collection progress?
[12:37] Jah
    O-Oh no, the time has finally come...
[12:42] Druj
    I'll go first.
SIGN    Badump   Badump
[12:45] Druj
    The small pieces I had my employees
    collect comes to thirty shards.
[12:50] Jah
    Th-Thirty?!
[12:53] Druj
    There haven't been many big shards.
[12:56] Druj
    Only six.
[12:57] Jah
    Six big ones?!
[13:00] Druj
    I believe we're about to exhaust
    this particular area.
[13:04] Druj
    We still don't know how far the
    mana crystals were scattered.
[13:07] Druj
    I believe that we should not only
    expand our search range,
[13:11] Druj
    but also conduct further investigation.
[13:16] Druj
    That's all for my part.
[13:19] Jah
    Y-You did really we—
[13:22] Druj
    I am deeply sorry for not being
    able to bring you good news!
[13:27] Druj
    I completely understand why you
    would be dismayed by these results!
[13:34] Druj
    How could I have fallen this short?!
[13:38] Druj
    I am... a worm!
[13:40] Druj
    No! Less than a worm!
[13:45] Jah
    If that makes her less than a worm...
[13:47] Jah
    Then what about me, who lost
    mana crystals instead of gaining any?
[13:51] ---
    Ja-heek!
[13:54] Druj
    Your Greatness!
[13:56] Druj
    I beg you! Please reprimand me!
[13:59] ---
    But...
[14:00] Druj
    There is no need for mercy!
[14:02] Druj
    I must be made an example of!
[14:06] Druj
    Please... Please!
[14:08] Jah
    Well, if you insist...
[14:10] Jah
    She leaves me with no choice.
[14:16] Jah
    You're garbage.
[14:19] Jah
    No, worse than that.
[14:25] Jah
    You'd dare report this to me?
[14:30] Jah
    Idiot!
[14:31] Jah
    You absolute moron!
[14:40] Jah
    Another fresh juice.
[14:41] Jah
    And that's not all.
[14:42] Jah
    I'll take one of your seasonal parfaits.
[14:44] Wait
    Coming right up.
[14:46] Jah
    Of course... you'll be paying, Druj!
[14:52] Jah
    And on top of that...
[14:54] Wait
    Whatever you'd like.
[14:56] Jah
    The special pudding à la mode set...
[14:59] Jah
    for one!
[15:04] Druj
    Thank you for the scolding!
[15:08] Jah
    Sure.
[15:09] Jah
    I'm the one who's worse than garbage.
[15:12] Druj
    Next, we can hear your report.
[15:16] Jah
    This is bad!
[15:17] Jah
    I can't tell her now that
    my mana crystal was stolen!
[15:22] Jah
    I need to change the subject!
[15:27] Jah
    I've located the magical girl
    who destroyed our world.
[15:32] Druj
    Truly, O Great Jahy?!
[15:34] Jah
    Good. She took the bait.
[15:36] Druj
    I see.
[15:37] Druj
    I can't believe she was nearby.
[15:39] Druj
    How vexing!
[15:40] Druj
    Where is she this very moment?
[15:42] Druj
    I'll go defeat her now!
[15:44] Jah
    Calm down, Druj.
[15:46] Jah
    That's the ticket!
    I can feed her info on the magical girl.
[15:50] Jah
    If I have Druj defeat the magical girl,
[15:52] Jah
    I can concentrate on collecting
    mana crystals without fear.
[15:58] Jah
    You see, the magical girl is...
[15:59] Druj
    I understand!
[16:02] Druj
    The Dark Realm...
[16:03] Druj
    You've finally avenged it for all demonkind!
[16:07] Druj
    You have my sincerest apologies.
[16:09] Druj
    It's only obvious that you wouldn't
    let her live after discovering her.
[16:16] Druj
    How presumptuous of me to say
    that I'd go defeat her posthaste!
[16:17] Druj
    Wait... Er...
[16:21] Druj
    I bet you took out that
     magical girl in an instant!
[16:26] Jah
    Not only was it not an instant kill...
[16:29] Jah
    I had my mana crystal taken.
[16:31] Jah
    I got drunk.
[16:33] Jah
    I let humans cheer me up.
[16:34] Jah
    I... I...
[16:38] Jah
    I took her out. Yup. That was me.
[16:41] Jah
    No big deal.
[16:43] Druj
    Then this means there's no one left in the
    way of restoring the Dark Realm!
[16:47] Jah
    R-Right.
[16:49] Druj
    Off topic, but what's been going on outside?
[17:04] Druj
    That's such a flashy outfit.
[17:06] Druj
    And was that a mana stone?
[17:08] Druj
    Could that have been...
[17:09] Druj
    Your Greatness, do you know her?
[17:12] Jah
    Sh-She's a, well...
[17:15] Jah
    If I tell her that's the magical girl,
    my cover story will be blown!
[17:21] Jah
    She's my new underling!
[17:23] ---
    What?!
[17:24] Jah
    I mean, she's human, sure,
    but she's quite strong,
[17:28] Jah
    and she's really quite handy
    for collecting mana crystals.
[17:33] Jah
    So lately I've been making
    her gather them up for me.
[17:37] Druj
    A human?
[17:39] Jah
    She is, but she insisted.
     She just begged to work for me.
[17:43] Jah
    There were others, too, but...
[17:46] txt
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[17:46] txt
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[17:46] txt
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[17:46] txt
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[17:51] Druj
    She's just a human, but you can
    depend on her more than me?
[17:56] Jah
    Oh, I wouldn't say that...
[17:58] Druj
    I won't stand for this!
[17:59] Jah
    Druj...
[18:01] Druj
    I'm going to collect more mana crystals
    than her and prove I'm superior in every way!
[18:05] Druj
    That I alone am your
    most valuable underling!
[18:09] ---
    S-Sure...
[18:10] Druj
    Please look forward to our next meeting!
[18:21] Jah
    I managed to bullshit my way out of that one!
[18:24] Jah
    Dignity intact!
[18:26] Wait
    I'll leave your check here.
[18:27] Jah
    I even got the check.
[18:30] Jah
    Wait, the check?!
[18:32] Jah
    Druj?
[18:34] Jah
    Druj!
[18:35] Nar
    The Great Jahy kept her pride,
    but it came at a great cost...
[18:44] Jah
    I'm back, Land...lord...
[18:48] Land
    Welcome back.
[18:51] Jah
    You didn't do any of the housework!
[18:54] Land
    That's not true. Look.
[18:56] Land
    I folded the laundry.
[18:58] Jah
    It's a complete mess!
[18:59] Land
    I fixed food, too.
[19:01] Jah
    That's just instant ramen!
[19:03] Land
    The vacuum just, like, broke or something.
[19:05] Jah
    You killed it!
[19:07] Jah
    You!
[19:08] Jah
    You have no idea
    how to do housework, do you?!
[19:10] Land
    Oh, put a sock in it.
[19:11] Land
    I don't normally do it, 
    so how the hell should I know?
[19:14] Jah
    Don't offer to do it if you don't know how!
[19:16] Jah
    Go home already!
[19:17] [Messenger] ---
    Sis
[19:21] Jah
    Hey, pick that up!
[19:23] Land
    I won't.
[19:24] Jah
    That's the boss, isn't it?
[19:25] Jah
    Pick it up!
[19:26] Land
    I already said that I won't!
[19:28] Jah
    Fine, then I'll pick it up!
[19:31] Jah
    That you, Boss?
[19:32] Boss
    Oh, my. Is that you, Hy-chan?
[19:34] Jah
    Your sister can't do any housework!
[19:37] Jah
    What kind of education are you giving her?!
[19:39] Boss
    That must mean she's over at your place.
[19:43] Boss
    That's good.
[19:44] Jah
    No, it's actually not good at all!
[19:46] Boss
    I got worried when she didn't come home.
[19:49] Boss
    I'm so sorry for all this.
[19:52] Boss
    Could you put her on, please?
[19:55] Jah
    Sure.
[19:57] Land
    No. I don't want to.
[19:59] Boss
    Ryou-chan, I was so worried!
[19:59] txt
    Sis
[20:02] Boss
    I want to apologize to you,
    so please come home, okay?
[20:04] Jah
    There. You heard her, so talk to her!
[20:10] Jah
    What more do you want?
[20:15] Jah
    How can you be so spoiled?!
[20:19] Jah
    You have a home to go back to!
[20:22] Jah
    Someone who's waiting for you!
[20:25] Land
    J-Ja-ko....
[20:27] Jah
    If you lose that, it'll all be too late!
[20:38] Land
    You're right.
[20:42] Land
    Hello? Sis?
[20:45] Land
    Yeah. Yeah.
[20:50] Land
    Got it.
[20:53] Land
    I'm going home.
[20:54] Jah
    Took you long enough.
[20:57] Jah
    Don't get into fights anymore.
[21:00] Land
    Yeah.
[21:07] Land
    Thank you.
[21:14] Jah
    What'd you even fight about, anyway?
[21:18] Land
    She wore some clothes I
    really like without asking.
[21:25] Boss
    Cute kitty!
[21:27] Land
    And once she wears something,
    the chest gets all stretched out!
[21:33] Boss
    Meow...
[21:35] Jah
    Go home.
[21:38] Jah
    Sheesh, I'm finally free.
[21:43] Jah
    Even though she's a mess,
    I guess it's a little lonely without her.
[21:48] Jah
    But more importantly, I need to gather the
    mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm.
[21:54] Jah
    I'm sure the Dark Lord is waiting.
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    Kokoro Will Not Betray?