E10 - The Magical Girl Will Not Lose

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[00:03] Kok
    I wonder if the Great Jahy is already there!
[00:25] Mag
    It's dangerous to cross at intersections
    without stopping and looking both ways.
[00:30] Mag
    Please be careful in the future.
[00:33] Kok
    I... I will.
[00:42] Kok
    Th-Thank you!
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    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:16] Tit
    Restoration Plan No. 10
    
    The Magical Girl Will Not Lose!
[02:23] Jah
    We didn't find any mana
    crystals today either...
[02:27] Jah
    Do you know any places bigger than this?
[02:30] Kok
    Yeah! There's a park beyond the train
    station. It's bigger than this one.
[02:34] Kok
    We should go there next time, Great Jahy.
[02:39] Kok
    Oh, hey, Great Jahy...
[02:42] Kok
    I met a magical girl today.
[02:45] Jah
    What?
[02:45] Jah
    Are you serious?
[02:48] Kok
    Yeah!
[02:49] Kok
    Looks like they're real.
[02:52] Kok
    Not just something from manga and anime.
[02:55] Kok
    She was so cool!
[02:59] Kok
    Great Jahy?
[03:00] Jah
    Damn that magical girl...
[03:03] Jah
    It's not just my mana crystal...
    She's trying to steal Kokoro's heart, too?!
[03:09] Jah
    Oh... Oh, boy. Kokoro, you really don't 
    have an eye for this kind of thing.
[03:14] Jah
    Can't you see someone much more
    impressive standing before you now?
[03:19] ---
    
[03:20] Kok
    But the magical girl was way bigger than you.
[03:26] Kok
    She seemed really strong, too.
[03:29] Jah
    Oh, but I'm also big and strong!
[03:34] Jah
    I guess I haven't shown you my true form yet.
[03:39] Kok
    Your true form?
[03:45] Jah
    I can transform, you know.
[03:48] Jah
    Well? Wanna see?
[03:50] Kok
    I do!
[03:52] Jah
    Huh? I can't hear you.
[03:54] Jah
    Say it louder.
[03:56] Kok
    I want to see it!
[03:57] Jah
    Louder!
[03:59] Kok
    I want to see it!
[04:00] Jah
    Well, if you're that insistent, 
    I guess you leave me no choice.
[04:07] Jah
    Behold my true form...
[04:09] Jah
    Feast your eyes upon me!
[04:28] Jah
    So, what do you think, Kokoro?
[04:29] Jah
    This is my real form!
[04:32] Kok
    Great Jahy, that's so cool!
[04:35] Kok
    You're so beautiful!
[04:37] Kok
    Just wonderful!
[04:41] Jah
    That's right!
[04:43] Jah
    I'm cool, beautiful, and wonderful.
[04:46] Jah
    Go on... Keep singing my praises!
[04:51] Kok
    You're so stylish!
[04:52] ---
    Yup, yup.
[04:53] Kok
    And grown-up!
[04:55] ---
    That's right.
[04:55] Kok
    I'm so surprised!
[04:57] ---
    Aren't you just?
[04:58] Kok
    You're so strong!
[05:00] ---
    That's it, that's it!
[05:02] Jah
    I'm not losing Kokoro to that nerd!
[05:07] Kok
    Say, Great Jahy,
[05:09] Kok
    could you pick that up?
[05:21] Kok
    Amazing!
[05:25] Jah
    Right?
[05:27] Jah
    That was... nothing...
[05:31] Jah
    Could do... this in my... sleep...
[05:34] Kok
    Wow, wow, wow!
[05:36] Kok
    Oh, oh, oh!
[05:38] Kok
    What about magic?
[05:39] Kok
    Can you do magic?!
[05:41] Jah
    I... sure can!
[05:53] Kok
    It's magic!
[05:59] Jah
    How was that?
[06:03] Kok
    You're amazing!
[06:08] Jah
    I guess you understand my true power now.
[06:12] Kok
    Yeah!
[06:15] Kok
    You're cooler and stronger
    than anyone I know!
[06:20] Jah
    Really?
[06:21] Kok
    Yeah, really!
[06:23] Jah
    I see.
[06:33] Jah
    Oh, no!
[06:34] Jah
    I've gotta get going.
[06:36] Kok
    What, already?
[06:38] Jah
    Yeah. We'll have to continue our
    search for mana crystals some other time.
[06:41] Kok
    Okay!
[06:46] Jah
    Man...
[06:47] Jah
    Didn't think I'd be using
    my powers in such a way.
[07:02] Jah
    Don't tell me this is who
    Kokoro was talking about...
[07:06] Pyrica
    Hup!
[07:07] Pyrica
    There!
[07:09] Pyrica
    That's it!
[07:10] ---
    Yes!
[07:11] Jah
    Couldn't be.
[07:11] Pyrica
    Come on!
[07:13] Girl
    One more!
[07:15] Girl
    Good!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[07:19] Boss
    What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[07:21] Jah
    Sorry.
[07:23] Nar
    The Great Jahy had to take the night off
    because she'd used up too much of her power.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[07:31] Boss
    Hy-chan, could you get the phone please?
[07:38] Jah
    I can't go on like this.
[07:40] Jah
    I'll never be able to win against
    that magical girl this way.
[07:44] Boss
    Hy-chan, the phone!
[07:46] Boss
    Would you answer it?
[07:51] Jah
    Thank you for calling. This is Pub Maou.
[07:55] Jah
    A reservation?
[07:56] Jah
    Yes, of course!
[07:58] Jah
    We'll see you later.
[08:00] Boss
    You've gotten really good at
    answering the phone properly.
[08:05] Boss
    In the beginning, you didn't even know how to
    pick up the receiver and you'd get so flustered.
[08:09] Jah
    Of course I did!
[08:11] Jah
    I am the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:14] Jah
    Besides, who could have dreamed
     the day would come
[08:17] Jah
    that I had to answer the phone
    and make nice with humans?!
[08:20] Boss
    You're not just a mere shift lead.
    You're like the shift master!
[08:24] Boss
    Well, you're still our only employee, but...
[08:30] Jah
    If you get it, then hire some
    more people already!
[08:32] Jah
    Damn it.
[08:34] Jah
    I'm not here to become a shift master.
[08:36] Jah
    Remember!
[08:37] Jah
    I'm...
[08:39] Jah
    the one that all the Dark Realm
    feared, revered, and served!
[08:45] Jah
    And now I'm growing accustomed
    to the human world?!
[08:49] Jah
    Bowing my head to humans?
    That's absolutely unthinkable!
[08:52] Jah
    An absolute travesty I cannot brook!
[08:54] Guest
    Thank you!
[08:56] Jah
    Oh, see you two later!
[08:58] Jah
    Thank you so much for coming!
[09:00] Man
    Another great job tonight, Jahy-chan.
[09:04] Man
    We'll be back.
[09:05] Jah
    We look forward to it!
[09:12] Boss
    Hy-chan, that was lovely smile just now.
[09:14] Jah
    Shut up!
[09:16] Jah
    I'm only doing this for the mana crystals...
[09:18] Jah
    I have no choice
    but to work here to survive.
[09:22] Jah
    I don't need to pander to these humans.
[09:26] Man
    Wasabi octopus, some edamame,
    and three beers, please!
[09:29] Jah
    Coming right up!
[09:31] Jah
    And yet...
[09:32] Man2
    Do you have any other recommendations today?
[09:34] Jah
    Our tempura!
[09:35] Man2
    Oh, then I'll take that!
[09:38] Jah
    Good choice!
[09:39] Jah
    And yet...
[09:40] Man3
    Excuse me! Could we order, too, please?
[09:43] Jah
    Coming!
[09:45] Jah
    My body...
[09:47] Jah
    keeps moving...
[09:53] Jah
    It's like I'm being controlled by the boss!
[09:58] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:03] Jah
    Feared and revered by all...
[10:07] Jah
    I hate this!
[10:09] Jah
    At this rate, I'll... I'll... I'll...
[10:17] Jah
    Not only will I fail to get the
    mana crystals from that magical girl...
[10:21] Jah
    I'll cease to be who I really am.
[10:34] Boss
    Are you okay, Hy-chan?
[10:36] Jah
    It's all your fault...
[10:38] Jah
    that I adapted to you humans...
[10:41] Jah
    that I got used to being nice to you...
[10:46] Jah
    It's all your fault!
[10:49] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[11:11] Boss
    Maybe you haven't realized it,
[11:14] Boss
    but isn't the reason you've
    been smiling so much lately
[11:17] Boss
    because you're having fun working?
[11:21] Jah
    Fun?
[11:23] Boss
    Yes.
[11:24] Boss
    You've welcomed so many people
    tonight with your smile.
[11:29] Boss
    You put smiles on all their faces,
[11:32] Boss
    and maybe that's the real reason
     you're so happy.
[11:35] Boss
    You wouldn't be able to give
    such a wonderful smile otherwise.
[11:40] Boss
    Come on. Stand up.
[11:49] Jah
    I see...
[11:51] Jah
    I'm having fun at work.
[11:57] Jah
    As if!
[11:59] Jah
    You can't fool me with your words!
[12:01] Jah
    You're not getting me!
[12:03] Boss
    Oh my.
[12:04] Jah
    This place...
[12:08] Jah
    As soon as I've gathered the mana
    crystals and restored the Dark Realm,
[12:14] Jah
    I'm quitting this place!
[12:17] Boss
    Good luck, Hy-chan.
[12:37] Man
    I'm so sorry!
[12:38] Man
    Are you all right?
[12:39] Kyou
    Yes. Please don't worry.
[13:11] Man2
    I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[13:13] Kyou
    Yes, I'm fine.
[13:19] Jah
    I believe I warned you.
[13:21] Jah
    You shouldn't have that mana crystal.
[13:27] Jah
    Mana crystals hold raw magic power.
[13:30] Jah
    In the hands of humans, they cause
    all manner of misfortune...
[13:37] Jah
    and frighteningly bad luck!
[13:40] Jah
    Today, I left my mana crystal at home.
[13:43] Jah
    Now that I know she can't steal it
    from me, I'm not scared of her at all!
[13:50] Nar
    The Great Jahy's strategy was to take
    advantage of the magical girl
[13:54] Nar
    being physically and emotionally exhausted
    from the mana crystal's influence.
[13:59] Nar
    Then, after taking the mana crystal back,
    she would beat her to a pulp.
[14:03] Jah
    Let's see...
[14:13] Jah
    Nice. That's the ticket.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[14:50] Jah
    She's totally drowning in misfortune,
[14:55] Jah
    but she's not affected whatsoever.
[14:57] Jah
    How?
[15:07] Jah
    What is this place?
[15:16] Girl
    She's completely soaked!
[15:18] Girl2
    It did start pouring suddenly.
[15:20] Girl3
    Why didn't she use her umbrella?
[15:22] Girl4
    She probably didn't have one.
[15:29] txt
    Fortune of Misfortune
[15:33] Jah
    What?!
[15:35] Girl
    Oh, no!
[15:36] Girl2
    Teacher!
[15:37] Girl3
    Jingu-san is...
[15:39] Teach
    What happened?!
[15:42] kyou
    It's fine. The nurse's office will do.
[15:52] Jah
    She...
[15:57] Jah
    Come on, this isn't the time
    to feel sympathy for her!
[16:00] Jah
    Today's the day I take my mana crystal back!
[16:03] Sign
    Nurse's Office
[16:15] Jah
    On with my strategy.
[16:17] Jah
    This is the perfect opportunity.
[16:19] Jah
    All right, time to get it back!
[16:23] Jah
    My mana crystal!
[16:30] Jah
    You're awake?!
[16:39] Kyou
    It's you... from that one time.
[16:46] Kyou
    I wouldn't have expected you
    to come all the way here.
[16:53] Jah
    Stop being scared!
[16:55] Jah
    Stop being afraid!
[16:56] Jah
    She's weakened.
[16:58] Jah
    Now's your chance!
[17:05] Jah
    T-Today's the day you g-give me
    back my mana crystal.
[17:09] Kyou
    Ah, there's no need to thank me.
    Your gratitude is thanks enough.
[17:12] Jah
    Listen to me!
[17:14] Kyou
    You came to thank me
    for taking the crystal off of you.
[17:18] Jah
    What're you on about?!
[17:22] Kyou
    Today, I shouldered all this
    misfortune for carrying the crystal again.
[17:27] Kyou
    If I hadn't done that, it would
    have happened to someone else.
[17:30] Kyou
    When I think about that... my heart races!
[17:42] Kyou
    It's true that the mana crystal's
    misfortune is terrifying.
[17:47] Kyou
    Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[17:51] Kyou
    I don't want to see anyone else cry again
    because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[17:58] Kyou
    That's why I became a magical girl.
[18:02] Jah
    I thought you were doing this because you're
    some sort of masochistic pervert...
[18:09] Jah
    But she's...
[18:13] Kyou
    I've said it before, but I eventually intend
    to destroy the mana crystals I collect.
[18:18] Jah
    Destroy them?!
[18:23] Kyou
    Ah!
[18:24] Kyou
    Someone might be facing misfortune right now!
[18:27] Kyou
    I can't just sit here!
[18:29] Kyou
    Apologies, but we'll have to continue
    this conversation when we have more time.
[19:01] Kyou
    Farewell, little girl!
[19:03] Kyou
    May we meet again!
[19:05] ---
    Hup!
[19:10] Lady
    How are you feeling, Jingu-san?
[19:14] Lady
    Who are you?!
[19:15] Jah
    I didn't do anything!
[19:16] Lady
    Hey, wait!
[19:20] Girl
    Look!
[19:21] Girl2
    Oh, how cute!
[19:24] Girl3
    What's a grade schooler doing here?
[19:26] Girl3
    Where'd you come from?
[19:27] Girl3
    Are you lost?
[19:28] Girl3
    She's so small!
[19:29] Girl3
    What a weird T-shirt.
[19:31] Girl3
    That's an odd hairstyle.
[19:33] Girl3
    So cute!
[19:34] Jah
    Get your filthy hands off of me! How rude!
[19:37] Jah
    Or are you looking for a slaughter fest?!
[19:39] Girl
    What is that, like some kind of festival?
[19:41] Girl
    Oh, I love little feisty kids like her!
[19:45] jah
    Stop it!
[19:46] Girl
    Wait!
[19:47] Jah
    Never!
[19:50] Jah
    Damn that magical girl!
[19:52] Jah
    What's up with her?
[19:53] Jah
    She's human yet doesn't fear misfortune.
[19:55] Jah
    Then there's her obsession
    with the mana crystals.
[19:58] Jah
    And that power...
[20:05] Kyou
    It's true that the mana crystal's
    misfortune is terrifying.
[20:07] Kyou
    Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[20:11] Kyou
    I don't want to see anyone else cry again
    because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[20:17] Kyou
    That's why I became a magical girl.
[20:21] Jah
    Why...
[20:22] Jah
    Why would she go that far?
[20:25] Jah
    Snap out of it!
[20:27] Jah
    Anyway, I need to do whatever it takes to get
    those crystals back before she destroys them!
[22:23] Wom
    Somebody, please help!
[22:32] Wom
    Thank you so much!
[22:34] Kyou
    It was nothing.
[22:50] Wom
    A-Are... you okay?
[22:53] Kyou
    Yes, this is not a problem.
[22:56] Kyou
    Farewell.
[23:00] Kyou
    I got this!
[23:02] wom
    My purse!
[23:03] Kyou
    You won't get away!
[23:05] Wom
    Pervert!
[23:06] Kyou
    Not on my watch!
[23:15] Kyou
    I was able to take on the misfortunes
    of others again today.
[23:18] Kyou
    There's no better feeling than this!
[23:21] Kyou
    I'm going to save more and
    more people from misfortune!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Landlord Can't Come Home...