E1 - The Great Jahy Can't Go Back! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:15] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:17] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:18] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:30] titl     Restoration Plan No. 1          The Great Jahy Can't Go Back! [01:35] jah     A forty-year-old building. [01:38] jah     A tiny 7.3 square meter apartment. [01:41] jah     With no bath. [01:45] jah     Living like this... [01:48] jah     I can't stand living like this anymore! [01:51] jah     Not when I'm... I'm actually... [01:58] Guy     Authority! [02:02] Guy     Magical power! [02:11] Guy     Beauty! [02:16] Nar     As the Dark Lord's right hand, the Great Jahy     is the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [02:20] Nar     She is feared and revered by all... [02:31] (Flashback) Guy     We're under attack! [02:44] (Flashback) Guy     Please save us, O Great Jahy! [02:49] (Flashback) Guy     She's here! [02:59] (Flashback) Jah     What's this? [03:01] (Flashback) Jah     It's just a little girl. [03:03] (Flashback) Jah     How terribly pathetic of you lot. [03:06] (Flashback) Jah     The Dark Realm is no place for little girls. [03:10] (Flashback) Jah     Begone at once. [03:26] (Flashback) Jah     What?! [03:33] nar     With the mana crystal that governs     magical powers shattered, [03:37] nar     the Dark Realm itself     was doomed to fall apart. [03:50] Jah     What the hell is this?! [03:53] Nar     And without the mana crystal,     the Great Jahy found herself... [03:57] Nar     in the human realm,     in the body of a little girl. [04:01] shirt     Restore     the     Dark     Realm [04:01] Jah     I need to gather up mana crystals     and restore the Dark Realm forthwith! [04:16] Jah     I blame this blasted form! [04:19] Jah     Thanks to it, I've been subjected     to most despicable treatment! [04:24] Jah     I'm going to gather every shard     of the shattered mana crystal [04:28] Bag     Sprouts [04:28] Jah     and regain my own overwhelming power! [04:35] Jah     So salt? Or mayonnaise? [04:40] Jah     You know what? Today we're going to be fancy! [04:48] Jah     It's time. [04:50] Jah     The time has finally come... [04:54] Nar     The Great Jahy has not completely     lost all her magic powers. [04:58] Nar     With the small mana crystal     still in her possession, [05:02] Nar     she can temporarily return     to her previous form. [05:06] Jah     Indeed, it's time to do my worst. [05:12] Jah     Welcome! [05:17] Guy     Hey, missy, we'll take two draft beers too. [05:19] Jah     "Missy"?! [05:21] Jah     How dare you address me that way! [05:22] Jah     Do you know who I am?! [05:25] Jah     Two draft beers. [05:28] Jah     I am the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [05:32] Girl     I'm so glad I found some good help. [05:35] Girl     She's such a hard worker. [05:38] Jah     I don't care to be wasting my     precious power on stuff like this, [05:43] Jah     but I must cover my living expenses! [05:45] Guy     Missy, we need another round, too! [05:47] Jah     C-Coming! SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [05:49] Guy     Can you take my order? [05:50] jah     Coming! [05:52] wom     Is my yakitori ready? [05:54] Jah     Coming! [05:59] Jah     What in blazes am I doing?! [06:01] Jah     Living expenses? [06:02] Jah     What about gathering mana crystals [06:03] Jah     and restoring the Dark Realm?! [06:07] Jah     I don't have time for this... [06:09] Jah     Still, I need money to live. [06:14] Jah     Everyone served me in the Dark Realm, [06:18] Jah     so why must I serve humans in this one? [06:21] Jah     And what kind of cruel world is this     that you cannot survive without money? [06:27] Wom     Good job tonight, Hy-chan. [06:30] jah     "Hy-chan"?! [06:32] Jah     A-Are you talking about me? [06:35] Wom     Yup! You're Jahy-chan,     so "Hy-chan" for short. [06:39] jah     You dare infantilize my name?! [06:41] jah     This woman! [06:42] jah     If you didn't own this establishment,     I'd tear you to shreds! [06:45] Wom     Goodness, that won't do, Hy-chan. [06:50] Wom     You need to smile. [06:53] Wom     See? Smile, smile! [06:56] jah     A feared woman in the Dark Realm     such as myself [06:59] jah     would never grace humans with my smile! [07:02] Wom     It's important to put on      a friendly face for the guests. [07:05] Wom     You looked so scary just now, Hy-chan. [07:08] jah     And whose fault was that?! [07:15] jah     Like... Like this? [07:18] Wom     Still a little awkward,     but you're doing great! [07:22] Wom     What a good girl! [07:23] Wom     That's my Hy-chan! [07:25] Wom     Not long till closing time,      so hang in there. [07:29] jah     The humiliation! [07:31] jah     That on top of ordering me to smile! [07:35] jah     I'll have you know I'm ages older than you! [07:40] Guy     Two drafts beers, please! [07:42] Jah     Coming! [07:45] Wom     Excuse me! Could we get some plates? [07:48] Jah     Right away! [07:51] Man     Check, please! [07:54] Jah     I'll be right with you! [08:00] Jah     Thank you for coming! [08:02] guy     I like your style, missy. [08:05] guy     Wanna come work at my place? [08:06] Jah     Just keep talking. [08:08] Jah     As soon as I've secured enough capital, [08:10] Jah     you'll be as significant     as the dirt under my feet. [08:14] Jah     Curses. One cannot survive     on bean sprouts alone. [08:17] Jah     I should've nibbled a potato or something. [08:24] Jah     Er... I'm taking a break... [08:32] Jah     The power drain is higher than normal too. [08:35] Jah     Please, just let me make     it until I get home... [08:44] Jah     I didn't make it! [08:47] Jah     This is bad! [08:48] Jah     I can't let the boss see me like this! [08:51] Boss     You deceived me! [08:53] Boss     You cheat! You fraud! [08:54] Boss     You villain! [08:55] Boss     You're fired! [08:57] Jah     I can't have that! [08:59] Jah     If I can't work, I can't live...     let alone gather mana crystals! [09:03] Jah     Please, mana crystal! [09:05] Boss     Are you okay, Hy-chan? [09:12] Jah     It's all over! [09:16] Boos     Hy-chan? [09:17] ---     Goodness! [09:19] Boos     You're so little! [09:22] Jah     I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. [09:25] Jah     I am Jahy, [09:27] Jah     the Dark Lord's right hand [09:30] Jah     and the second most powerful     being in the Dark Realm! [09:32] Jah     I'm not like you human peons. [09:35] Jah     I spread calamity and      misfortune wherever I go! [09:39] Jah     The hellfires of the Dark Realm      burn like no other! [09:42] Jah     Shall I toss the likes of you into them?! [09:49] Boss     I'm so proud of you, Hy-chan! [09:50] Boss     You were so terrified of the burner before! [09:55] Boss     But you can handle the fires      of the Dark Realm! [09:58] Jah     Silence! [10:01] Jah     I don't expect a mere human     to be able to comprehend my power. [10:08] Boss     You're right. [10:09] Boss     I'm sure I can't even begin to imagine     the suffering you've been through. [10:13] Jah     That's not what I meant! [10:16] Jah     Something's amiss. [10:17] Jah     Why doesn't this human tremble?     Why isn't she stricken with fear? [10:20] Jah     It's not supposed to be like this. [10:23] Jah     So be it, then... [10:25] Jah     I should've done this from the start. [10:30] Jah     I'll have you disappear now! [10:32] Jah     And starting tomorrow,     I shall be the new boss! [10:49] Boss     You've had it rough, huh? [10:51] Boss     You're always trying so hard. [10:54] Boss     You've done a great job. [10:57] Boss     If you ever have trouble,     come talk to me anytime. [11:01] Boss     Being so small must mean      all kinds of difficulty. [11:08] Boss     Oh, that reminds me... [11:11] txt     Pay [11:12] Boss     Here you go. For this month. [11:19] Jah     Damn it. [11:20] Jah     I need to gather mana crystals already     and quit this dump as soon as possible! [11:24] Jah     Huh? [11:25] Jah     Isn't this more than usual? [11:29] Boss     You've just been working so hard. [11:32] Boss     I raised your hourly rate by 80 yen. [11:34] Boss     Buy yourself something      nice and tasty, you hear? [11:38] Boss     You can also call it a night for today. [11:40] Boss     Wait one second though. [11:45] Boss     Here's some food for you. [11:47] Boss     Take it home to enjoy. [11:50] Boss     Will you be okay? [11:52] Boss     Can you make it home by yourself? [11:54] Jah     Yes. [12:04] Jah     I shan't be broken. [12:06] Jah     I will not let this break me! [12:09] Jah     That stupid cow! [12:11] Jah     Just because she gave me an 80-yen raise... [12:13] Jah     Just because I get to eat meat now... [12:22] Jah     It's been so long since I had meat. [12:24] Jah     It's super delicious. [12:27] Jah     Wait, what cause for celebration is there?! [12:33] Jah     I need to get my powers back! [12:35] Jah     I need to collect mana crystals     and restore the Dark Realm without delay! [12:50] land     The jig's up! [12:54] land     Gimme my money! [12:55] Jah     Never! [12:57] Jah     You come around, month after month... [13:00] Jah     You're dogged, landlord! [13:01] land     Well, duh. I'm going round collecting rent. [13:05] land     You're the one who keeps refusing     to pay month after month! [13:08] land     Give it a rest already. [13:10] Jah     It's preposterous that I,     the Dark Realm's second-in-command, [13:13] Jah     should pay money to some dumb human girl! [13:15] land     You could be the second idiot     of the Dark Realm for all I care. [13:18] land     That doesn't fly here! [13:22] Jah     Damn it! [13:22] Jah     She's got some cheek! [13:24] Jah     The boss and this girl...     These two sisters are always slighting me! [13:30] land     If it wasn't for my sis asking a favor, [13:32] land     I'd never let such a shady     character stay here! [13:34] land     You should be grateful. [13:36] Jah     I don't recall asking for this! [13:38] Jah     Who would ever voluntarily     live in such a dump?! [13:40] Jah     It's not worth the rent. [13:43] land     Then get out. [13:46] Jah     No! [13:47] Jah     I don't want to live in a cardboard     house by the river anymore! [13:51] land     Then pay up. [13:53] Jah     Never. [13:54] Jah     Fine, I get it! I'll pay! I'll pay! [13:58] Jah     What should I do? [14:00] Jah     How do I get by without paying rent? [14:03] Nar     The Great Jahy was beyond shameless. [14:06] Jah     O-Okay, I'll pay you the day after tomorrow. [14:09] land     No way. [14:10] land     You said that last month and then ran. [14:13] Jah     Then how about tomorrow? [14:15] land     Nope. [14:18] Jah     I can't pay today... [14:21] Jah     I'll pay! Today! [14:23] Jah     I'll pay right now! [14:24] Jah     I don't want to have to wash     my face in the river again! [14:27] Jah     I can't take sleeping outside anymore! [14:29] Jah     I was wrong! [14:32] Jah     Damnation! Why is this happening to me?! [14:35] Jah     I did the lording in the Dark Realm, [14:37] Jah     and now I'm the one being lorded over... [14:40] land     Hurry it up. [14:42] Jah     I didn't want to resort to this,     but I'm out of options. [14:46] Jah     I haven't eaten for two     days now and if I pay rent, [14:49] Jah     So give up and piss off already! [14:50] Jah     I won't be able to eat again today... [14:53] Jah     At this rate, I'll shrivel up      and die of starvation. [15:01] Jah     What?! [15:03] Jah     Here I am playing vulnerable for you... [15:06] Jah     What's with that attitude?! [15:10] land     That's what I'd like to ask you! [15:13] land     I know you got paid yesterday! [15:17] land     Give up and pay me already! [15:19] Jah     Never! Never! Never! [15:23] land     You little pain in the ass... [15:25] land     And damn you for taking      this mess of trouble in, Sis! [15:30] Jah     Curses! How do I get out of this? [15:33] Jah     There must be a way. [15:34] Jah     Think... Think! [15:38] Jah     Boss? Boss, is that you?! [15:40] Jah     Save me! [15:41] land     S-Sis?! [15:42] land     Wait, it's not what it looks like! [15:44] land     She just refuses to pay her rent and... [15:52] Jah     Serves you right, buffoon! [15:59] Jah     I've made a clean getaway. [16:06] land     Quit yelling! You're disturbing     the whole neighborhood! [16:10] Jah     You're yelling, too! [16:12] land     Shut up! Pay your rent! [16:14] Jah     Never! You flat-chested freak! [16:17] Jah     You think you'll ever see money out of me?! [16:25] boss     What are you two doing downtown? [16:31] boss     This just won't do, you two! [16:33] boss     Ryou-chan, you're her landlord. [16:35] boss     You need to be nice to Hy-chan. [16:37] land     What? [16:38] land     Clearly Ja-ko is at fault     for not paying up! [16:41] boss     Hy-chan, what would you do     if you didn't get your pay? [16:44] Jah     I'd burn you alive. [16:46] boss     Then go on and pay her, all right? [16:54] boss     There! Now you're friends again. [16:56] land     We never were friends! [16:56] Jah     What?! [16:59] boss     All right, all right. [17:00] land     See, you got me in trouble! [17:03] Jah     What? That was all your fault! [17:08] Jah     You may have cheated me     out of my money this time, [17:12] Jah     but I am definitely not paying next month! [17:15] land     Just pay! [17:17] Nar     Thus the curtains drew on this battle... [17:21] Nar     for another month, at least. [17:25] Jah     It's not here... [17:27] Jah     Or here! [17:29] Jah     Or here! [17:31] Jah     My only mana crystal isn't here! [17:35] Jah     This is most serious. [17:37] Jah     If a human were to get a hold      of my mana crystal, [17:40] Jah     it would wreak disaster     that not even I couldn't contain. [17:46] Jah     In the worst case,     it might even destroy the human world! [17:50] Jah     And I can't show up at work like this! [17:56] Jah     But if it's not here... maybe it's there? [18:03] boss     It's rare to see you here on your day off. [18:07] boss     As little Hy-chan, at that! [18:09] Jah     I'm only here to look for something! [18:11] boss     You're looking for something? [18:13] Jah     Yes. [18:14] Jah     A red stone about this big. [18:16] Jah     I need to find it at all costs. [18:18] Jah     I don't want any help from humans... [18:21] Jah     But this is an emergency. [18:24] Jah     Help me find it... [18:26] Jah     Please. [18:27] boss     Oh, I figured this was yours. [18:31] boss     I even put it on to make sure      I didn't forget. [18:34] Jah     My mana crystal! [18:38] boss     Here you go. [18:46] Jah     Boss... [18:47] Jah     How long were you wearing this? [18:49] boss     Well, I found it after your shift last night. [18:55] boss     So since yesterday, I guess? [18:57] Jah     You've been wearing this for an entire day? [19:00] boss     Yes. [19:03] Jah     Mana crystals bestow power     from the Dark Realm... [19:07] Jah     In human hands, they call forth     all manner of misfortune. [19:10] Jah     If you wore it for a day, [19:12] Jah     the effects must have been quite pronounced. [19:14] boss     O-Oh, no... [19:17] Jah     I knew it. I was too late... [19:19] boss     So it's the mana crystal's     fault that my shoulders [19:22] boss     have been really sore since yesterday? [19:24] Jah     What? Are you stupid? [19:25] Jah     Obviously these sacks of fat     on your chest are to blame for that! [19:28] Jah     Do not ascribe such petty     misfortune to my mana crystal! [19:31] boss     Gosh... [19:33] Jah     That's not even the kind of     misfortune I'm talking about! [19:35] Jah     Something much worse must have happened! [19:38] Jah     Like your whole house burned down,     or you were hit with some mysterious illness! [19:42] boss     You don't mean... [19:44] boss     It was the mana crystal's fault     that I had such a hard time [19:47] boss     finding the remote control yesterday?! [19:48] Jah     Your misfortunes are minuscule! [19:51] boss     Even after I found it, it just barely worked. [19:53] boss     Was that the mana crystal? [19:54] Jah     You'll have to do better! [19:56] boss     What about my split ends? [19:57] Jah     Stop saying every little thing     was the mana crystal's fault! [20:01] Jah     Was there nothing?! [20:02] Jah     Did any volcanoes erupt? Continents split?     Were thousands of lives not put in danger?! [20:06] boss     Hmm.... [20:09] Jah     Nothing? [20:12] Jah     Are you kidding me? [20:14] Jah     Is my mana crystal really so weak? [20:18] boss     I'm sorry. [20:19] boss     I wondered if it was yours,     but I had no idea it was so important. [20:24] Jah     Well, it is! [20:26] Jah     This mana crystal is my last     connection to the Dark Realm. [20:29] Jah     Besides, [20:33] Jah     without this stone, I can't even     return to my original form. [20:38] Jah     Do you understand its importance now?! [20:40] boss     If it's that important to you,     you need to take better care of it! [20:44] Jah     Huh? [20:45] boss     Do you know where I found that necklace? [20:48] boss     Under a chair in the staff room! [20:51] Jah     Oh, yeah... [20:53] Jah     When my powers ran out     and I got food to take home... [20:58] boss     You were lucky you dropped it here. [21:01] Jah     But... B-But... [21:03] boss     No ifs, ands, or buts! [21:08] boss     Here. Turn around and I'll put it on for you. [21:13] boss     You can wear it while you work if you want. [21:16] boss     Just keep it tucked inside your shirt     and make sure you don't drop it. [21:19] boss     No more losing it. [21:21] boss     You hear? [21:22] Jah     Yes. [21:24] Jah     Thank y... [21:27] Jah     I'm not thanking you! [21:29] Jah     I'll let you off easy today! [21:31] Jah     But mark my words! Terrible misfortune      will befall you sooner or later! [21:36] Jah     You had best prepare yourself! [21:38] Jah     Don't forget to lock up! [21:41] boss     In truth... [21:43] (Flashback) boss     This is this Hy-chan's, isn't it? [21:50] (Flashback) boss     Transform! [21:52] boss     My sister happened to see me right then. [21:55] (Flashback) land     The hell are you doing? [21:58] boss     To make matters worse,     I hit my knee really hard. [22:01] boss     Was it the curse of the     mana crystal... I wonder? [22:05] boss     It was too embarrassing to tell her though. [22:09] Jah     I'm so glad... [22:12] Jah     I'm so glad I found it. [22:15] Jah     I haven't been this happy in ages! [22:18] Nar     The Great Jahy reveled in her happiness, [22:20] Nar     but it wouldn't take long to realize      she was right back at square one. [22:22] Nar     She was not a single step closer     to restoring the Dark Realm. [22:29] Jah     Wait, what am I so happy about?! [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     Druj Asks No Questions!