The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated! In the Dark Realm, the Great Jahy was only second to the demon king. Feared by all, she was supposed to be just enjoying being endlessly willful and hedonistic, when a magical girl attacked her and blasted her to the human realm. Forced to live in poverty, her days consist of working in a bar while living in a tiny apartment without a bathroom. Blowing both pity and the demand for rent away, her ambitions are grand: Restoring the Dark Realm! Season 1 E1 - The Great Jahy Can't Go Back! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:15] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:17] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:18] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:30] titl     Restoration Plan No. 1          The Great Jahy Can't Go Back! [01:35] jah     A forty-year-old building. [01:38] jah     A tiny 7.3 square meter apartment. [01:41] jah     With no bath. [01:45] jah     Living like this... [01:48] jah     I can't stand living like this anymore! [01:51] jah     Not when I'm... I'm actually... [01:58] Guy     Authority! [02:02] Guy     Magical power! [02:11] Guy     Beauty! [02:16] Nar     As the Dark Lord's right hand, the Great Jahy     is the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [02:20] Nar     She is feared and revered by all... [02:31] (Flashback) Guy     We're under attack! [02:44] (Flashback) Guy     Please save us, O Great Jahy! [02:49] (Flashback) Guy     She's here! [02:59] (Flashback) Jah     What's this? [03:01] (Flashback) Jah     It's just a little girl. [03:03] (Flashback) Jah     How terribly pathetic of you lot. [03:06] (Flashback) Jah     The Dark Realm is no place for little girls. [03:10] (Flashback) Jah     Begone at once. [03:26] (Flashback) Jah     What?! [03:33] nar     With the mana crystal that governs     magical powers shattered, [03:37] nar     the Dark Realm itself     was doomed to fall apart. [03:50] Jah     What the hell is this?! [03:53] Nar     And without the mana crystal,     the Great Jahy found herself... [03:57] Nar     in the human realm,     in the body of a little girl. [04:01] shirt     Restore     the     Dark     Realm [04:01] Jah     I need to gather up mana crystals     and restore the Dark Realm forthwith! [04:16] Jah     I blame this blasted form! [04:19] Jah     Thanks to it, I've been subjected     to most despicable treatment! [04:24] Jah     I'm going to gather every shard     of the shattered mana crystal [04:28] Bag     Sprouts [04:28] Jah     and regain my own overwhelming power! [04:35] Jah     So salt? Or mayonnaise? [04:40] Jah     You know what? Today we're going to be fancy! [04:48] Jah     It's time. [04:50] Jah     The time has finally come... [04:54] Nar     The Great Jahy has not completely     lost all her magic powers. [04:58] Nar     With the small mana crystal     still in her possession, [05:02] Nar     she can temporarily return     to her previous form. [05:06] Jah     Indeed, it's time to do my worst. [05:12] Jah     Welcome! [05:17] Guy     Hey, missy, we'll take two draft beers too. [05:19] Jah     "Missy"?! [05:21] Jah     How dare you address me that way! [05:22] Jah     Do you know who I am?! [05:25] Jah     Two draft beers. [05:28] Jah     I am the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [05:32] Girl     I'm so glad I found some good help. [05:35] Girl     She's such a hard worker. [05:38] Jah     I don't care to be wasting my     precious power on stuff like this, [05:43] Jah     but I must cover my living expenses! [05:45] Guy     Missy, we need another round, too! [05:47] Jah     C-Coming! SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [05:49] Guy     Can you take my order? [05:50] jah     Coming! [05:52] wom     Is my yakitori ready? [05:54] Jah     Coming! [05:59] Jah     What in blazes am I doing?! [06:01] Jah     Living expenses? [06:02] Jah     What about gathering mana crystals [06:03] Jah     and restoring the Dark Realm?! [06:07] Jah     I don't have time for this... [06:09] Jah     Still, I need money to live. [06:14] Jah     Everyone served me in the Dark Realm, [06:18] Jah     so why must I serve humans in this one? [06:21] Jah     And what kind of cruel world is this     that you cannot survive without money? [06:27] Wom     Good job tonight, Hy-chan. [06:30] jah     "Hy-chan"?! [06:32] Jah     A-Are you talking about me? [06:35] Wom     Yup! You're Jahy-chan,     so "Hy-chan" for short. [06:39] jah     You dare infantilize my name?! [06:41] jah     This woman! [06:42] jah     If you didn't own this establishment,     I'd tear you to shreds! [06:45] Wom     Goodness, that won't do, Hy-chan. [06:50] Wom     You need to smile. [06:53] Wom     See? Smile, smile! [06:56] jah     A feared woman in the Dark Realm     such as myself [06:59] jah     would never grace humans with my smile! [07:02] Wom     It's important to put on      a friendly face for the guests. [07:05] Wom     You looked so scary just now, Hy-chan. [07:08] jah     And whose fault was that?! [07:15] jah     Like... Like this? [07:18] Wom     Still a little awkward,     but you're doing great! [07:22] Wom     What a good girl! [07:23] Wom     That's my Hy-chan! [07:25] Wom     Not long till closing time,      so hang in there. [07:29] jah     The humiliation! [07:31] jah     That on top of ordering me to smile! [07:35] jah     I'll have you know I'm ages older than you! [07:40] Guy     Two drafts beers, please! [07:42] Jah     Coming! [07:45] Wom     Excuse me! Could we get some plates? [07:48] Jah     Right away! [07:51] Man     Check, please! [07:54] Jah     I'll be right with you! [08:00] Jah     Thank you for coming! [08:02] guy     I like your style, missy. [08:05] guy     Wanna come work at my place? [08:06] Jah     Just keep talking. [08:08] Jah     As soon as I've secured enough capital, [08:10] Jah     you'll be as significant     as the dirt under my feet. [08:14] Jah     Curses. One cannot survive     on bean sprouts alone. [08:17] Jah     I should've nibbled a potato or something. [08:24] Jah     Er... I'm taking a break... [08:32] Jah     The power drain is higher than normal too. [08:35] Jah     Please, just let me make     it until I get home... [08:44] Jah     I didn't make it! [08:47] Jah     This is bad! [08:48] Jah     I can't let the boss see me like this! [08:51] Boss     You deceived me! [08:53] Boss     You cheat! You fraud! [08:54] Boss     You villain! [08:55] Boss     You're fired! [08:57] Jah     I can't have that! [08:59] Jah     If I can't work, I can't live...     let alone gather mana crystals! [09:03] Jah     Please, mana crystal! [09:05] Boss     Are you okay, Hy-chan? [09:12] Jah     It's all over! [09:16] Boos     Hy-chan? [09:17] ---     Goodness! [09:19] Boos     You're so little! [09:22] Jah     I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. [09:25] Jah     I am Jahy, [09:27] Jah     the Dark Lord's right hand [09:30] Jah     and the second most powerful     being in the Dark Realm! [09:32] Jah     I'm not like you human peons. [09:35] Jah     I spread calamity and      misfortune wherever I go! [09:39] Jah     The hellfires of the Dark Realm      burn like no other! [09:42] Jah     Shall I toss the likes of you into them?! [09:49] Boss     I'm so proud of you, Hy-chan! [09:50] Boss     You were so terrified of the burner before! [09:55] Boss     But you can handle the fires      of the Dark Realm! [09:58] Jah     Silence! [10:01] Jah     I don't expect a mere human     to be able to comprehend my power. [10:08] Boss     You're right. [10:09] Boss     I'm sure I can't even begin to imagine     the suffering you've been through. [10:13] Jah     That's not what I meant! [10:16] Jah     Something's amiss. [10:17] Jah     Why doesn't this human tremble?     Why isn't she stricken with fear? [10:20] Jah     It's not supposed to be like this. [10:23] Jah     So be it, then... [10:25] Jah     I should've done this from the start. [10:30] Jah     I'll have you disappear now! [10:32] Jah     And starting tomorrow,     I shall be the new boss! [10:49] Boss     You've had it rough, huh? [10:51] Boss     You're always trying so hard. [10:54] Boss     You've done a great job. [10:57] Boss     If you ever have trouble,     come talk to me anytime. [11:01] Boss     Being so small must mean      all kinds of difficulty. [11:08] Boss     Oh, that reminds me... [11:11] txt     Pay [11:12] Boss     Here you go. For this month. [11:19] Jah     Damn it. [11:20] Jah     I need to gather mana crystals already     and quit this dump as soon as possible! [11:24] Jah     Huh? [11:25] Jah     Isn't this more than usual? [11:29] Boss     You've just been working so hard. [11:32] Boss     I raised your hourly rate by 80 yen. [11:34] Boss     Buy yourself something      nice and tasty, you hear? [11:38] Boss     You can also call it a night for today. [11:40] Boss     Wait one second though. [11:45] Boss     Here's some food for you. [11:47] Boss     Take it home to enjoy. [11:50] Boss     Will you be okay? [11:52] Boss     Can you make it home by yourself? [11:54] Jah     Yes. [12:04] Jah     I shan't be broken. [12:06] Jah     I will not let this break me! [12:09] Jah     That stupid cow! [12:11] Jah     Just because she gave me an 80-yen raise... [12:13] Jah     Just because I get to eat meat now... [12:22] Jah     It's been so long since I had meat. [12:24] Jah     It's super delicious. [12:27] Jah     Wait, what cause for celebration is there?! [12:33] Jah     I need to get my powers back! [12:35] Jah     I need to collect mana crystals     and restore the Dark Realm without delay! [12:50] land     The jig's up! [12:54] land     Gimme my money! [12:55] Jah     Never! [12:57] Jah     You come around, month after month... [13:00] Jah     You're dogged, landlord! [13:01] land     Well, duh. I'm going round collecting rent. [13:05] land     You're the one who keeps refusing     to pay month after month! [13:08] land     Give it a rest already. [13:10] Jah     It's preposterous that I,     the Dark Realm's second-in-command, [13:13] Jah     should pay money to some dumb human girl! [13:15] land     You could be the second idiot     of the Dark Realm for all I care. [13:18] land     That doesn't fly here! [13:22] Jah     Damn it! [13:22] Jah     She's got some cheek! [13:24] Jah     The boss and this girl...     These two sisters are always slighting me! [13:30] land     If it wasn't for my sis asking a favor, [13:32] land     I'd never let such a shady     character stay here! [13:34] land     You should be grateful. [13:36] Jah     I don't recall asking for this! [13:38] Jah     Who would ever voluntarily     live in such a dump?! [13:40] Jah     It's not worth the rent. [13:43] land     Then get out. [13:46] Jah     No! [13:47] Jah     I don't want to live in a cardboard     house by the river anymore! [13:51] land     Then pay up. [13:53] Jah     Never. [13:54] Jah     Fine, I get it! I'll pay! I'll pay! [13:58] Jah     What should I do? [14:00] Jah     How do I get by without paying rent? [14:03] Nar     The Great Jahy was beyond shameless. [14:06] Jah     O-Okay, I'll pay you the day after tomorrow. [14:09] land     No way. [14:10] land     You said that last month and then ran. [14:13] Jah     Then how about tomorrow? [14:15] land     Nope. [14:18] Jah     I can't pay today... [14:21] Jah     I'll pay! Today! [14:23] Jah     I'll pay right now! [14:24] Jah     I don't want to have to wash     my face in the river again! [14:27] Jah     I can't take sleeping outside anymore! [14:29] Jah     I was wrong! [14:32] Jah     Damnation! Why is this happening to me?! [14:35] Jah     I did the lording in the Dark Realm, [14:37] Jah     and now I'm the one being lorded over... [14:40] land     Hurry it up. [14:42] Jah     I didn't want to resort to this,     but I'm out of options. [14:46] Jah     I haven't eaten for two     days now and if I pay rent, [14:49] Jah     So give up and piss off already! [14:50] Jah     I won't be able to eat again today... [14:53] Jah     At this rate, I'll shrivel up      and die of starvation. [15:01] Jah     What?! [15:03] Jah     Here I am playing vulnerable for you... [15:06] Jah     What's with that attitude?! [15:10] land     That's what I'd like to ask you! [15:13] land     I know you got paid yesterday! [15:17] land     Give up and pay me already! [15:19] Jah     Never! Never! Never! [15:23] land     You little pain in the ass... [15:25] land     And damn you for taking      this mess of trouble in, Sis! [15:30] Jah     Curses! How do I get out of this? [15:33] Jah     There must be a way. [15:34] Jah     Think... Think! [15:38] Jah     Boss? Boss, is that you?! [15:40] Jah     Save me! [15:41] land     S-Sis?! [15:42] land     Wait, it's not what it looks like! [15:44] land     She just refuses to pay her rent and... [15:52] Jah     Serves you right, buffoon! [15:59] Jah     I've made a clean getaway. [16:06] land     Quit yelling! You're disturbing     the whole neighborhood! [16:10] Jah     You're yelling, too! [16:12] land     Shut up! Pay your rent! [16:14] Jah     Never! You flat-chested freak! [16:17] Jah     You think you'll ever see money out of me?! [16:25] boss     What are you two doing downtown? [16:31] boss     This just won't do, you two! [16:33] boss     Ryou-chan, you're her landlord. [16:35] boss     You need to be nice to Hy-chan. [16:37] land     What? [16:38] land     Clearly Ja-ko is at fault     for not paying up! [16:41] boss     Hy-chan, what would you do     if you didn't get your pay? [16:44] Jah     I'd burn you alive. [16:46] boss     Then go on and pay her, all right? [16:54] boss     There! Now you're friends again. [16:56] land     We never were friends! [16:56] Jah     What?! [16:59] boss     All right, all right. [17:00] land     See, you got me in trouble! [17:03] Jah     What? That was all your fault! [17:08] Jah     You may have cheated me     out of my money this time, [17:12] Jah     but I am definitely not paying next month! [17:15] land     Just pay! [17:17] Nar     Thus the curtains drew on this battle... [17:21] Nar     for another month, at least. [17:25] Jah     It's not here... [17:27] Jah     Or here! [17:29] Jah     Or here! [17:31] Jah     My only mana crystal isn't here! [17:35] Jah     This is most serious. [17:37] Jah     If a human were to get a hold      of my mana crystal, [17:40] Jah     it would wreak disaster     that not even I couldn't contain. [17:46] Jah     In the worst case,     it might even destroy the human world! [17:50] Jah     And I can't show up at work like this! [17:56] Jah     But if it's not here... maybe it's there? [18:03] boss     It's rare to see you here on your day off. [18:07] boss     As little Hy-chan, at that! [18:09] Jah     I'm only here to look for something! [18:11] boss     You're looking for something? [18:13] Jah     Yes. [18:14] Jah     A red stone about this big. [18:16] Jah     I need to find it at all costs. [18:18] Jah     I don't want any help from humans... [18:21] Jah     But this is an emergency. [18:24] Jah     Help me find it... [18:26] Jah     Please. [18:27] boss     Oh, I figured this was yours. [18:31] boss     I even put it on to make sure      I didn't forget. [18:34] Jah     My mana crystal! [18:38] boss     Here you go. [18:46] Jah     Boss... [18:47] Jah     How long were you wearing this? [18:49] boss     Well, I found it after your shift last night. [18:55] boss     So since yesterday, I guess? [18:57] Jah     You've been wearing this for an entire day? [19:00] boss     Yes. [19:03] Jah     Mana crystals bestow power     from the Dark Realm... [19:07] Jah     In human hands, they call forth     all manner of misfortune. [19:10] Jah     If you wore it for a day, [19:12] Jah     the effects must have been quite pronounced. [19:14] boss     O-Oh, no... [19:17] Jah     I knew it. I was too late... [19:19] boss     So it's the mana crystal's     fault that my shoulders [19:22] boss     have been really sore since yesterday? [19:24] Jah     What? Are you stupid? [19:25] Jah     Obviously these sacks of fat     on your chest are to blame for that! [19:28] Jah     Do not ascribe such petty     misfortune to my mana crystal! [19:31] boss     Gosh... [19:33] Jah     That's not even the kind of     misfortune I'm talking about! [19:35] Jah     Something much worse must have happened! [19:38] Jah     Like your whole house burned down,     or you were hit with some mysterious illness! [19:42] boss     You don't mean... [19:44] boss     It was the mana crystal's fault     that I had such a hard time [19:47] boss     finding the remote control yesterday?! [19:48] Jah     Your misfortunes are minuscule! [19:51] boss     Even after I found it, it just barely worked. [19:53] boss     Was that the mana crystal? [19:54] Jah     You'll have to do better! [19:56] boss     What about my split ends? [19:57] Jah     Stop saying every little thing     was the mana crystal's fault! [20:01] Jah     Was there nothing?! [20:02] Jah     Did any volcanoes erupt? Continents split?     Were thousands of lives not put in danger?! [20:06] boss     Hmm.... [20:09] Jah     Nothing? [20:12] Jah     Are you kidding me? [20:14] Jah     Is my mana crystal really so weak? [20:18] boss     I'm sorry. [20:19] boss     I wondered if it was yours,     but I had no idea it was so important. [20:24] Jah     Well, it is! [20:26] Jah     This mana crystal is my last     connection to the Dark Realm. [20:29] Jah     Besides, [20:33] Jah     without this stone, I can't even     return to my original form. [20:38] Jah     Do you understand its importance now?! [20:40] boss     If it's that important to you,     you need to take better care of it! [20:44] Jah     Huh? [20:45] boss     Do you know where I found that necklace? [20:48] boss     Under a chair in the staff room! [20:51] Jah     Oh, yeah... [20:53] Jah     When my powers ran out     and I got food to take home... [20:58] boss     You were lucky you dropped it here. [21:01] Jah     But... B-But... [21:03] boss     No ifs, ands, or buts! [21:08] boss     Here. Turn around and I'll put it on for you. [21:13] boss     You can wear it while you work if you want. [21:16] boss     Just keep it tucked inside your shirt     and make sure you don't drop it. [21:19] boss     No more losing it. [21:21] boss     You hear? [21:22] Jah     Yes. [21:24] Jah     Thank y... [21:27] Jah     I'm not thanking you! [21:29] Jah     I'll let you off easy today! [21:31] Jah     But mark my words! Terrible misfortune      will befall you sooner or later! [21:36] Jah     You had best prepare yourself! [21:38] Jah     Don't forget to lock up! [21:41] boss     In truth... [21:43] (Flashback) boss     This is this Hy-chan's, isn't it? [21:50] (Flashback) boss     Transform! [21:52] boss     My sister happened to see me right then. [21:55] (Flashback) land     The hell are you doing? [21:58] boss     To make matters worse,     I hit my knee really hard. [22:01] boss     Was it the curse of the     mana crystal... I wonder? [22:05] boss     It was too embarrassing to tell her though. [22:09] Jah     I'm so glad... [22:12] Jah     I'm so glad I found it. [22:15] Jah     I haven't been this happy in ages! [22:18] Nar     The Great Jahy reveled in her happiness, [22:20] Nar     but it wouldn't take long to realize      she was right back at square one. [22:22] Nar     She was not a single step closer     to restoring the Dark Realm. [22:29] Jah     Wait, what am I so happy about?! [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     Druj Asks No Questions! E2 - Druj Asks No Questions! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] nar     The Dark Realm's second-in-command,      the Great Jahy, [00:12] nar     lorded over all the dark land of the realm. [00:15] nar     She even ruled the Dark Palace as her own. [00:19] nar     She lived lavishly, [00:21] nar     and all the Dark Realm     admired and envied her for it. [00:34] jah     Ugh, so hot... [00:37] txt     Restore     the     Dark     Realm [00:37] jah     What's with this heat? [00:40] jah     It might actually kill me... [00:48] jah     Lukewarm. Gross. [00:51] jah     Today is the day I find a mana crystal! [00:54] jah     Then I'll be done with living this way! [00:56] txt     Station Supermarket [00:56] txt     Today only! Super sale! [00:56] txt     1/4 Amberjack 1,380 yen [00:56] txt     Edamame 78 yen a bag [00:56] txt     Sliced Australian Beef     111 yen/100 grams [00:56] txt     Gunma Eggplant 98 yen per [00:56] txt     Shiitake 89 yen a pack [01:00] jah     It's not like I spend all my time      in the human realm just being poor... [01:05] jah     Between shifts at work, I've been scouring     every nook and cranny of this city! [01:13] jah     According to my mana crystal's reaction, [01:15] jah     there's a much larger sample     somewhere in town. [01:19] jah     Wait for me, my mana crystal! [01:38] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:39] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:40] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:40] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:41] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:42] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:54] titl     Restoration Plan No. 2          Druj Asks No Questions! [03:02] jah     This pebble is two million yen?! [03:05] jah     What kind of business is this? [03:07] jah     How many hours would I have to work for that? [03:10] jah     Even if I saved all my money     by not paying rent, that'd be... [03:15] jah     Oh, well. [03:17] jah     It's not like anybody would ever buy this. [03:20] jah     Wait? It sold?! [03:29] dru     O Great Jahy? [03:31] dru     That's you... isn't it, Your Greatness? [03:34] jah     Y-Yes. [03:37] dru     It has been too long! [03:40] dru     It is I, Druj! [03:42] jah     Druj? [03:47] jah     Druj... [03:48] jah     Oh, that Druj?! [03:51] (Flashback) jah     I can try this new weapon out on you, right? [03:56] (Flashback) druj     It would be my pleasure! [03:59] (Flashback) jah     I'm tired. Be a chair for me. [04:01] (Flashback) druj     O-Of course! [04:03] (Flashback) druj     Oh, Your Greatness,     you're so heavy with nobility! [04:07] (Flashback) jah     You want some, too? [04:12] (Flashback) dru     Your cruelty is just so...      I can't get enough! [04:17] dru     In the months since the Dark Realm fell, [04:19] dru     I've had no idea where anyone was.     I've been quite worried. [04:24] dru     I'm so elated to see     you're all right, Your Greatness! [04:27] jah     I'm also pleased to see you well, Druj. [04:29] jah     But... what's with your appearance? [04:33] dru     You mean this? [04:34] dru     If I dressed as I did in the Dark Realm,      I would stand out too much. [04:38] dru     I also go by Dojima here for that reason. [04:43] jah     Standing out? I never     even thought about that... [04:48] dru     Incidentally, Your Greatness, [04:50] dru     why do you look like that? [04:52] jah     Huh? [04:53] dru     Our enemy shattered the mana crystal     and brought ruin to the Dark Realm, [04:57] dru     but even a peon like me     was able to gather a few shards. [05:01] dru     I can't imagine someone of your standing [05:03] dru     would be so enfeebled by     the mere loss of the mana crystal. [05:07] txt     ENFEEBLED [05:08] txt     ENFEEBLED [05:09] txt     ENFEEBLED [05:11] dru     O-Oh, I don't mean to say that your     current form is anything but lovely! [05:15] dru     I'm sure there was some reason      you chose to look this way! [05:21] jah     You don't even understand     why I took this form, Druj? [05:24] jah     You really are an oaf of an idiot! [05:27] dru     I am so sorry, O Great Jahy! [05:30] dru     Now, whatever might your plan be? [05:32] dru     Please enlighten this idiot! [05:34] jah     The insolence! Think for yourself! [05:37] jah     I'm cute like this... [05:39] jah     The rest should be obvious. [05:41] dru     Could it be?! [05:42] dru     You've deliberately taken     the form of a scrawny little girl [05:46] dru     to manipulate the sympathetic      hearts of foolish humans? [05:50] jah     S-Scrawny little girl...? [05:51] dru     You're incredible, Your Greatness! [05:53] dru     A peon like me could never have     conceived such a high-brow plan! [05:57] jah     Th-That's right... [05:59] jah     Except you conceived it just now. [06:01] dru     I am completely and utterly beneath you! [06:05] ---     Druj... [06:07] wom     Oh, miss? [06:08] wom     The gem you wanted... [06:11] dru     Ah, yes. Could you please have     it delivered here later? [06:15] wom     Certainly. [06:19] dru     I'm so glad we ran into      each other, Your Greatness. [06:22] dru     How about some tea? [06:25] man     Welcome. Party of two? [06:31] jah     What is this quiet place? [06:34] jah     It's so different from where I work. [06:40] dru     I quite like it here. [06:42] jah     Huh. [06:44] wom     Welcome. Here are your menus. SIGN    Original Blend Organic Blend Espresso Blue Mountain [06:50] jah     Highway robbery! [06:52] dru     I'll have the thunderbolt Darjeeling [06:55] dru     and the mascarpone brûlée     with a side of espresso gelato. [06:59] jah     Wha? [07:00] dru     And what would you like? [07:04] jah     I'll have... a water. [07:08] both     Water?! [07:09] dru     I-Is there nothing to your tastes? [07:12] jah     I can't order a drink that costs     as much as week's worth of food! [07:17] jah     You call yourself my underling     and you don't even understand that? [07:20] jah     I was so revered in the Dark Realm     that all knew me. [07:24] jah     So when you're this famous... [07:26] dru     Don't tell me... [07:27] dru     A woman of your influence has enemies [07:30] dru     who may yet be seeking their opportunity [07:33] dru     to take you down here     if you're not careful. [07:36] dru     So you would never dare     eat food that might be poisoned. [07:40] dru     That's what you mean, right? [07:42] jah     Huh? Uh... [07:43] jah     Q-Quite right! Good job picking up on that. [07:46] dru     Ah, what a fool I am! [07:50] dru     How could I not realize      something so obvious?! [07:54] jah     Beats me. [07:55] jah     It was all your idea. [07:58] wom     Here you are. [08:01] wom     That looks so good... [08:04] dru     With your permission, I shall dine now. [08:07] jah     S-Sure. [08:17] dru     Would you like a bite as well? [08:20] dru     I have tested it for poison, so it's safe. [08:28] dru     Oh, but there was that time... [08:31] (Flashback) jah     I'd never eat anything you touched, scum. [08:35] (Flashback) jah     Never offer me anything again. [08:38] (Flashback) dru     Your Greatness... [08:39] (Flashback) dru     M-May I have seconds?! [08:42] dru     That's what you told me. [08:44] jah     Stupid me! [08:46] dru     I'm terribly sorry. [08:51] dru     My apologies for eating without you. [08:56] dru     Still, I never dreamed that I'd be      reunited with you in this world. [09:01] jah     Yeah... [09:04] jah     What were you doing at that store? [09:06] jah     Were you buying a mana crystal? [09:09] dru     Goodness no. [09:10] jah     Figures. [09:11] jah     Can't just throw around money like that. [09:13] dru     Stores run by mere humans     would never sell mana crystals. [09:18] jah     Really? [09:20] jah     I-I was just testing you! [09:22] dru     Of course. [09:25] dru     By the way, where are you     living now, Your Greatness? [09:28] dru     I'll drop you off. [09:30] jah     Ack! [09:32] jah     Oh, no! If she seems that shitty apartment, [09:35] jah     even stupid Druj will figure it out! [09:39] jah     How pathetically I'm living now... [09:43] jah     How low I've sunken after     losing the mana crystal... [09:46] jah     All in that tiny apartment... [09:51] jah     Here is fine. [09:57] dru     Your Greatness? [09:59] jah     It's not for you to know yet. [10:01] jah     Druj, I am to restore the Dark Realm. [10:05] jah     I cannot reveal my main base      of operations this soon. [10:11] jah     We shall meet again one day. [10:16] dru     Yes! [10:21] dru     I still have so much to learn... [10:30] jah     I should have at least asked for     the location of a mana crystal. [10:37] nar     The Great Jahy was proud. [10:44] nar     Mana crystals... [10:45] nar     For demons, they are power itself. [10:48] nar     Those who hold them control the Dark Realm. [10:52] nar     All lust after a piece of them. [11:01] jah     Ah, there's no mistaking this reaction! [11:04] jah     There must be a large chunk     of mana crystal here! [11:09] jah     That's tall! [11:10] jah     Quite a step up from      my personal hole in the wall. [11:14] jah     Never mind that. [11:15] jah     It matters not the place. [11:16] jah     I will make this mana crystal mine! [11:25] jah     Just you wait! [11:26] dru     Your Greatness...? [11:28] dru     It is you! [11:29] jah     Druj?! [11:30] jah     I-Indeed, we meet again. [11:33] jah     Don't tell me Druj is also here     for the mana crystal... [11:37] jah     The impudence of this wannabe! [11:43] jah     What's up? [11:44] jah     You need something? [11:46] dru     Oh, you! Surely you came here      knowing what this place is. [11:51] jah     O-Of course I did. [11:52] jah     I found it first— [11:53] dur     I'm impressed you found where I live!     Just incredible! [11:57] dur     Please, do come in. [11:59] jah     N-No, I... [12:01] dru     I just had some ice cream delivered. [12:04] jah     I'll take some. [12:06] dru     Please make yourself comfortable. [12:12] jah     That's nice. [12:14] dru     Compared to your abode,     I'm sure mine is small and shabby... [12:20] jah     Y-You could say that! [12:21] jah     Damn that Druj, living better than me! [12:25] jah     Oh, this feeling... [12:28] jah     It's like being back in the Dark Realm. [12:34] jah     I suppose your accommodations      are satisfactory. [12:38] jah     The buildings around here     are also fair enough. [12:40] dur     Here you go. [12:42] dur     This is a high-class residential area. [12:45] jah     Is that so? [12:47] dru     It's obviously nothing     compared to the Dark Palace, [12:50] dru     but the view isn't terrible. [12:56] jah     Automatic?! [13:03] jah     Not a bad view. [13:06] dru     If you look over there, that building     reminds me of the Dark Realm. [13:10] dru     It's like the kennel for the hellhounds. [13:13] jah     That's where I live! [13:15] jah     Damn you, Druj! [13:16] jah     This is humiliating! [13:19] jah     That scared me! [13:21] jah     What is this thing?! [13:23] dru     You don't know? [13:25] jah     I mean... It must be your familiar, no? [13:28] dru     It's a cleaning robot... [13:30] jah     I-I know that! [13:32] jah     In the Dark Realm,     the cleaning was done by familiars. [13:35] jah     So in essence, a cleaning     robot is a familiar, too! [13:38] dru     Oh, that's certainly true! [13:40] dru     Do pardon me. [13:42] dru     If I may say, this world's home     electronics are actually quite useful. [13:47] dru     They automatically clean, [13:49] dru     do the dishes, [13:51] dru     and make food. [13:54] jah     I let her talk and she rattles off one     expensive-sounding thing after the other! [13:59] jah     I've had enough! [14:01] jah     You disappoint me, Druj! [14:03] jah     We hail from the Dark Realm! [14:05] jah     Taking such delight in human     inventions is inexcusable! [14:09] jah     Where is the Druj who loved     and served the Dark Realm?! [14:13] jah     I am saddened! [14:14] txt     S H O C K [14:19] dru     Y-You are precisely right... [14:20] jah     Indeed. [14:23] jah     That's... [14:25] jah     Mana crystals! [14:27] jah     And quite a load of them! [14:30] jah     Druj is down. [14:32] jah     This might be my chance! [14:36] jah     Your mana crystals are mine! [14:40] jah     You still have lots to learn, Druj! [14:42] jah     This is what you get for relying     so much on the tools of man. [14:51] jah     Huh? [14:55] jah     Wh-What is this? [14:56] jah     Scary! [14:56] jah     I'm scared! [15:03] dru     You are just incredible, Your Greatness! [15:05] dru     You put yourself at risk [15:08] dru     just to demonstrate the shortcomings      of my mana crystal anti-theft system! [15:12] dru     These human-designed systems     just aren't enough! [15:16] dru     They're worthless if they don't detect     when the crystal is about to be stolen! [15:21] dru     You sacrificed yourself     just to show me that! [15:24] dru     Thank you so much! [15:36] (Flashback) dru     Please accept this as thanks. [15:41] jah     Gimme something I can eat! [15:44] jah     Damn you, Druj! [15:46] nar     That day, the Great Jahy shed      a great many tears. [15:51] nar     She then decided... [15:58] jah     Today is the day I get a mana crystal! [16:01] jah     I'm sure of it. There's a     mana crystal on this mountain. [16:04] jah     I've been detecting a large     chunk for a few days now. [16:08] jah     If I gather a mana crystal that size, [16:10] jah     even reviving the Dark Lord     might be within my grasp. [16:16] jah     This is the first time I've ventured into     the mountains of the human realm. [16:20] jah     But I'm totally prepared! It's perfect! [16:28] jah     The summit is that way. [16:30] jah     I am currently around here. [16:38] jah     I see, I see... [17:04] jah     What? [17:05] nar     The Great Jahy was incredibly lost. [17:09] jah     No reason to panic! [17:11] jah     This deep in the woods, [17:12] jah     there's no fear of Druj or anyone     else beating me to the mana crystal. [17:17] jah     Besides, no matter how lost I get,     I have my mana crystal. [17:21] jah     With this, I can always find my way     to the mana crystal I'm looking for! [17:29] jah     H-H-Hold it! [17:31] jah     That's my mana crystal! [17:43] jah     Let's calm down and assess the situation. [17:46] jah     I came to this mountain chasing     after a mana crystal reaction. [17:50] jah     Then my one and only way of finding it, [17:52] jah     my own mana crystal, was stolen by a crow. [17:55] jah     Is this the end?! [17:58] jah     No, that crow from before     couldn't have gotten far. [18:03] jah     Besides, I know that there's another     mana crystal somewhere on this mountain. [18:08] jah     I need to get mine back no matter what! [18:16] jah     All the food I brought is gone. [18:19] jah     I'm out of tea, too. [18:24] jah     I'm hungry. [18:26] jah     And it's getting cold. [18:28] jah     Maybe I shouldn't stay here. [18:35] jah     I need to get off the mountain and repl— [18:56] jah     It's the end of the road for the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm... [19:00] jah     I've got a twisted ankle.     I'm too cold to move. [19:04] jah     I've got no food and no mana crystal... [19:08] jah     And no one to save me. [19:23] jah     Did you fall from your nest? [19:25] jah     You're just like me. [19:28] jah     Fallen, fragile, and fated to die... [19:43] jah     I won't let you die... [19:45] jah     I won't let you die! [19:47] jah     I shall save you! [19:52] jah     Hey, stop flapping around. [20:00] jah     Just a bit more. [20:04] jah     We made it! [20:08] jah     Huh? That's my mana crystal! [20:11] jah     And one more! [20:13] jah     I did it! [20:23] jah     This can't... [20:25] jah     Damn it! [20:27] land     What are you doing? [20:30] jah     Landlord? [20:31] jah     What are you doing all the way out here? [20:34] lan     All the way out here? [20:36] lan     This hill is right behind the apartment. [20:40] lan     What're you doing sopping wet     and hanging from a tree? [20:43] jah     Shut up! [20:44] jah     Hurry up and get me down! [20:46] lan     "Get me down, please." [20:50] lan     You're covered in mud. [20:52] jah     Shut up, shut up! Shut up! [20:56] jah     Damn it... [20:58] lan     Sheesh. [21:07] jah     What? [21:08] lan     Got a hurt leg, don'tcha? I'll carry you. [21:13] jah     A human pitying me*?! [21:16] jah     And the landlord of all people! [21:18] lan     Hurry it up or I'll get soaked, too. [21:36] lan     Are you crying? [21:37] jah     I'm not cwying! [21:39] jah     Even if I owe you one,      I'll never pay my rent! [21:43] lan     Just cough it up already. [21:45] nar     And so the Great Jahy managed*     to collect her first mana crystal [21:48] nar     since coming to the human realm. [21:51] nar     While she was now one step closer     to restoring the Dark Realm... [21:54] jah     The backpack and food I splurged on... [21:59] jah     I'll never go to the mountains again! [22:01] nar     ...it came at a great cost. [23:34] txt     Next Time [23:34] txt     The Great Jahy Can't Brag... E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] nar     The Great Jahy is the Dark Realm's     second-in-command, [00:04] nar     and she is most proud! [00:06] dem     O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy! [00:10] dru     O Great Jahy! [00:12] Nar     Noble! [00:14] Nar     Beautiful! [00:16] jah     Hey, you. [00:19] jah     Where do you think you're looking? [00:23] jah     What? Is that defiance I see? [00:26] Guy     D-Defiance from me? Never! [00:29] jah     What? You dare talk back to me? [00:33] Guy     I-I beg your forgiveness, O Great Jahy! [00:37] Guy     Forgive me! [00:45] Nar     Feared across the Dark Realm,     she is revered by all! [00:49] Nar     Or she* was*! [00:51] jah     Come on in! [01:08] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:09] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:10] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:10] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:11] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:12] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:23] txt     Craft Pub     Maou. [02:25] jah     Thank you for waiting! [02:27] titl     Restoration Plan No. 3          The Great Jahy Can't Brag... [02:28] jah     What's going on today? [02:30] jah     I feel more nimble than usual. [02:42] jah     Go on, revere and admire me. [02:46] boss     I've never seen a mana     crystal this big before! [02:49] jah     Right? [02:50] boss     From now on, please allow me to call you      Your Greatness instead of Hy-chan! [02:57] boss     Hy-chan? [02:58] jah     What's this? What happened     to "Your Greatness"? [03:00] boss     That thing on your chest... [03:02] jah     Oh, this? [03:03] jah     It's no big deal, you know? [03:05] jah     I finally managed to get      my hands on it myself... [03:08] jah     My first step to restoring the Dark Realm. [03:12] boss     It's dangerous because it just gets     in the way. Please go drop it off at home. [03:15] jah     What?! [03:17] jah     You're right, b-but you've got it all wrong! [03:20] jah     My power comes from mana crystals. [03:22] jah     With one this big, I shan't return     to that kiddie form again! [03:27] jah     How awesome is that? [03:29] boss     You don't say. [03:30] jah     What is that supposed to mean?! [03:31] boss     Woman! [03:32] boss     Do you not understand how incredible it is [03:34] boss     to have a mana crystal of this size? [03:37] boss     With... one this big... [03:40] boss     I can work until last call! [03:42] boss     Wow, really? [03:44] boss     Then maybe I'll ask you to tough     it out until the end today. [03:47] boss     Just leave it to me. [03:48] boss     It'll be nothing! [04:10] jah     Huh? [04:12] jah     Why am I even working? [04:14] jah     Did I maintain this form so I could work? [04:19] jah     No... I didn't! [04:21] jah     I haven't been searching for     mana crystals for this*! [04:24] jah     It was so I could rebuild the Dark Realm! [04:26] jah     That's what all my hard work has been for! [04:28] boss     Having you around      until last call was a big help. [04:32] boss     Your mana crystal really is something. [04:36] jah     It really is! [04:38] jah     I could do this in my sleep! [04:40] jah     In fact, I could even keep working! [04:42] jah     Right now, I could do anything! [04:45] jah     And it's all thanks to getting      my hands on this giant mana crystal. [04:48] boss     Anything, really? Wow... [04:51] boss     Could you get that slimy gunk      out of the drain? [04:54] jah     What?! [04:55] boss     I knew it. Not even a mana     crystal could fix that. [04:58] boss     I just can't seem to get rid of it... [05:04] jah     There is nothing my mana crystal cannot do! [05:07] boss     Amazing! That pesky gunk is     fading away before my eyes! [05:11] boss     Next, there's that grease on the stove hood. [05:13] jah     I got it! [05:14] jah     What do you think of my     mana crystal's power now?! [05:17] boss     Just amazing! [05:19] boss     What about the cigarette smell? [05:21] jah     Consider it expunged! [05:23] boss     And the trays that are all sticky from beer? [05:26] jah     Fresh and clean! [05:28] jah     I'm not here to fix everything for you! [05:29] jah     Don't make me use my mana crystal      for such trivial things! [05:32] boss     I'm sorry. [05:34] boss     We've just been so understaffed and     I couldn't get any of this done. [05:36] jah     Hire more people! Hire more! [05:39] jah     All right, listen well. [05:40] jah     Mana crystals are my last     remaining tie to the Dark Lord. [05:46] jah     My goal is to gather them up     and restore the Dark Realm. [05:51] jah     They can do far more than maintain     this form or clean the ventilator hood. [05:57] jah     They can be used to hurt people, too. [06:00] jah     You had best not anger me     if you know what's good for you. [06:05] jah     Oh, no! I'm back in kiddie form! [06:08] jah     Are you telling me...     its magic power ran out? [06:12] jah     Already? Even with a mana crystal this size? [06:16] jah     This is your fault! [06:18] jah     It's because you made me do     all that pointless stuff! [06:21] boss     I'm very sorry, Hy-chan. [06:23] boss     But I love it when you're small.      You're so adorable. [06:27] jah     How dare you?! [06:29] boss     I like you when you're big, too, of course. [06:31] jah     That's not the point! [06:33] boss     Oh, wait, you can't go home alone     at this hour looking like that. [06:38] boss     I'll take you, okay? [06:40] jah     Do not treat me like a child! [06:44] jah     This sucks. [06:45] jah     She doesn't understand how amazing this*     mana crystal is, or how magnificent I am! [06:51] jah     How depressing... [06:53] jah     Wait, there's her*! [06:57] dru     An invitation to tea from     the Great Jahy is such an honor! [07:01] dru     And you even came to my place to get me! [07:04] jah     Yes, well, I was feeling generous. [07:08] jah     So, how have you been doing? [07:10] jah     How's the mana crystal     collecting coming along? [07:14] dru     To be honest, it's not going so well... [07:18] jah     I see. Well, I suppose I     could say I'm doing all right. [07:24] dru     Your Greatness, that mana crystal... [07:26] jah     Finally! [07:27] dru     It's so big and spectacular! [07:29] dru     I'd expect no less from you. [07:32] jah     This is it! This is what*     I've been waiting for! [07:36] dru     One that large must hold     a considerable amount of power. [07:39] jah     Yes, indeed. [07:40] dru     I didn't know there were     still mana crystals so big! [07:43] dru     Attaining it must have been quite an ordeal. [07:46] jah     An ordeal? Please, you must be joking. [07:49] jah     As if such a thing would be difficult     for the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [07:54] dru     You're outstanding! [07:56] jah     It may have been an ordeal for you,     but for me, it was child's play. [08:01] dru     All hail the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [08:04] dru     Actually, now that the Dark Realm      has been destroyed... [08:07] dru     I believe you must be the top dog! [08:10] dru     I am in such awe of you! [08:12] jah     Yes! She's saying everything I wanted to hear! [08:16] jah     This is the absolute best! [08:19] dru     By the way, where did you     find that mana crystal? [08:24] jah     Well, you know... it was... [08:27] jah     I can't tell her I found it the hills nearby.     That's so underwhelming. [08:34] jah     That day, I sensed a faint     trace of magical power. [08:37] jah     It lead me to a deep forest far from here. [08:40] dru     Don't tell me! [08:41] dru     You mean the Sea of Trees,     from which no man leaves alive?! [08:46] jah     The what? Where? [08:47] jah     Th-That was just the place!     The Sea of Something-or-Other... [08:51] jah     In reality, it was just that     practically barren little mountain. [08:54] dru     I knew it. [08:56] dru     I still haven't managed to set foot      in those uncharted lands. [09:00] jah     There, I was attacked     by a huge, monstrous bird, [09:03] jah     the likes of which you'd     never see in the Dark Realm. [09:05] dru     I can't believe it! [09:06] dru     You braved such peril! [09:11] jah     Well, by "monstrous bird,"     I really mean a crow. [09:14] dru     And here I was, carelessly and     completely ignorant of all this... [09:17] dru     Bad Druj! Bad! Bad, bad, bad! [09:20] jah     Nevertheless, I... [09:21] dru     You defeated it?! [09:27] dru     How I would've loved to be there     and behold your victory! [09:32] dru     I apologize. [09:34] dru     You needn't say a word.      I understand perfectly. [09:39] dru     You must have killed it     in such a gruesome manner [09:41] dru     that its remains were     completely unrecognizable! [09:44] dru     Your imagination is what's gruesome. [09:47] jah     However, there wasn't just one of those birds! [09:51] jah     The beast had its loathsome brood with it. [09:54] jah     And I exterminated every last one of them! [09:59] jah     I will save you! [10:02] dru     How wonderfully brutal! [10:04] dru     That is how the the Great Jahy      of the Dark Realm does it! [10:07] dru     How all demons should! [10:09] dru     I just can't stop tingling! [10:12] jah     I might have overshot on this one. [10:15] dru     If only I could have recorded you in action! [10:18] dru     You must have been a fearsome sight! [10:22] jah     I'd never let anyone record that! [10:25] jah     Well, anyway, when I inspected     the bird's nest afterward, [10:28] jah     I found this huge mana crystal in it. [10:32] dru     Incredible! [10:34] jah     I exaggerated quite a bit, [10:37] jah     but it looks like Druj is     plenty convinced, so whatever. [10:41] dru     I see. So that's just a small piece of it. [10:44] dru     The one you acquired      must have been even larger. [10:49] dru     After all, it came from the nest of a bird     bigger than any monster in the Dark Realm. [10:53] dru     Even a peon like me can tell     it must be too large to haul around. [10:58] jah     Huh? [10:59] dru     We're that much closer to     restoring the Dark Realm now! [11:02] dru     I knew you could do it, Your Greatness! [11:04] jah     Y-Yeah... [11:05] jah     This is the only haul I got... [11:09] dru     I'm a bit relieved now. [11:12] dru     When I saw that your form had     changed here in the human world, [11:16] dru     I was a little worried that      you may have changed inside, as well... [11:24] dru     But after hearing your story today, [11:26] dru     I'm sure now that the cruel, ruthless     Great Jahy is alive and well. [11:32] dru     It's only affirmed for me... [11:35] dru     that you truly are a paragon      for all the Dark Realm. [11:38] txt     PANG [11:41] dru     Compared to you, I haven't collected     nearly enough mana crystals yet. [11:46] jah     Is that so? It seems to me      that you're working hard. [11:50] dru     What a kind thing to say! [11:53] jah     Well, I wouldn't mind giving you some advice. [11:56] dru     Really?! [11:57] dru     I've collected so little compared     to you, so it's embarrassing. [12:03] dru     I've only gathered     a single truckload this month. [12:06] jah     A whole truckload?! [12:08] dru     At this rate, reviving the Dark Realm     is but a dream within a dream! [12:13] jah     So you have more than the ones      on display at your place? [12:16] dru     Oh, I like the look of those,     so I use them as decorations. [12:20] jah     Decorations?! [12:27] dru     Y-Your Greatness? [12:29] jah     And here I was, rejoicing over     this tiny, pathetic crystal... [12:35] dru     Your Greatness?! [12:36] dru     I-I'm so sorry! [12:37] dru     Because of my incompetence, I've only     collected this puny amount of mana crystals. [12:42] dru     Your Greatness! [12:43] dru     Direct your wrath at me! Please! I need it! [12:47] Sign     Open [12:50] jah     Why am I even doing this? [12:53] dru     Your Greatness? [13:00] dru     May I ask what you are     doing in a place like this? [13:07] jah     Druj?! [13:08] jah     Why is she here?! [13:10] jah     She's the one person     who should never see this! [13:14] jah     I, the Great Jahy, overlord of all the     Dark Realm, am now working for a human. [13:20] jah     She absolutely, positively cannot see this! [13:23] dru     Oh? I see you're wearing an apron today. [13:27] dru     Pub... Maou? [13:31] dru     Don't tell me... [13:32] jah     Indeed. This is my place. [13:35] dru     I knew it! [13:37] dru     So you're running a gastronomy business. [13:39] jah     Well, this is just a small part. [13:42] jah     Honestly, I wouldn't bother     with such a rundown place, [13:46] jah     but it's all to gather information     about mana crystals. [13:51] jah     Additionally, this is a way     to take money from the humans. [13:57] jah     Ugh, I keep talking without thinking first! [14:01] dru     You are beyond compare, Your Greatness! [14:03] dru     You plan not only to lord over the     Dark Realm, but the human world, as well! [14:10] jah     W-Well, something like that. [14:12] jah     I need to get her away from here posthaste. [14:14] dru     Your Greatness, please allow me to study     the inner workings of this place! [14:20] jah     I-It's a real shame, but we're closed today. [14:25] dru     Closed? [14:28] jah     But you can come by some other day! [14:30] jah     Preferably never! [14:32] boss     Oh? [14:33] boss     Do we have a customer? [14:34] boss     Please come in! [14:35] jah     Why did you come out?! [14:37] dru     Oh, no, I'm just... [14:39] boss     Oh, are you one of Hy-chan's friends? [14:43] dru     "Hy-chan"? [14:49] jah     Druj, control your powers! [14:51] dru     But she called you, the Great Jahy... [14:55] jah     My name is just too flashy     here in the human world. [14:58] jah     I ordered her to call me Hy-chan here. [15:02] dru     I-I see. [15:04] dru     Do pardon me. My name is Dojima. [15:06] dru     I am a former underling     of the Great... Hy-chan. [15:09] boss     My, how polite. [15:12] boss     I happen to be the own— [15:13] jah     An employee! [15:15] jah     Because no matter how you look at her,      she's obviously an employee! [15:18] boss     What's the matter, Hy-chan? [15:20] jah     Please! I need you to pretend that I'm the     owner of this place, just for today! [15:25] boss     Why, though? Lying is bad. [15:28] jah     Please, I'm begging you! [15:30] boss     But why? What's the reason? [15:32] jah     The reason is... [15:33] dru     Excuse me... What are you two talking about? [15:37] boss     Oh, I'm sorry. [15:38] boss     You came all this way, so why not     come in and have something to eat? [15:41] jah     What?! [15:43] dru     Is that really all right? [15:44] jah     I was just telling her to show you the place. [15:47] dru     Oh, sorry for the bother when you're closed. [15:51] boss     What? We're not closed today. We're op— [15:53] jah     Please, just shut up! [16:00] dru     I've never been in such a     low-brow restaurant before, [16:04] dru     but the interior is quite charming. [16:07] jah     It certainly is. [16:08] boss     Hy-chan, please take her drink order. [16:13] dru     Did she... just give     the Great Jahy a command? [16:16] jah     She didn't, she didn't!     She didn't do nothing! [16:20] jah     I told her before that     she should stay out of it [16:23] jah     because I would personally take your order. [16:25] boss     What an absolute honor! [16:27] boss     Then I'll take a draft beer... [16:30] jah     One draft beer! [16:31] jah     This is so exhausting. [16:34] jah     Here's your draft beer and a snack. [16:37] dru     The Great Jahy brought this just for me! [16:42] dru     Thank you so much!     I'm most looking forward to this. [16:52] dru     Your Greatness... [16:54] dru     You know, I've sampled many dishes     since coming to the human world, [17:00] dru     but what you brought me is the     most delicious thing I've ever tasted! [17:06] jah     Druj... [17:12] jah     Is that right? Then order up!     Today is my treat. [17:16] dru     It would be my pleasure and delight. [17:18] jah     I recommend the fried chicken      and the sweet omelet. [17:21] jah     The seafood's good, too. [17:24] dru     It's so good! [17:27] dru     So good! [17:29] dru     This is good, too! [17:33] dru     Your Greatness, these are all delicious! [17:37] jah     This... isn't so bad. [17:41] jah     Maybe hearing people talk     like that is really why I work. [17:47] dru     Thank you for the food! [17:50] dru     Your Greatness, that was an incredible meal. [17:53] jah     I'm glad to hear that.     You're welcome anytime. [17:56] dru     Thank you! [18:10] boss     Hy-chan. [18:12] boss     Here's the bill. [18:15] txt     Special offal stew [18:15] txt     Total [18:15] txt     Sales tax [18:15] txt     Total items [18:19] boss     I was surprised you offered to treat her. [18:22] jah     This is three days' pay! [18:26] Nar     She may have maintained her pride     as the Dark Realm's second-in-command, [18:29] Nar     but the Great Jahy's wallet     suffered a great blow! [18:36] jah     She ate so much... [20:37] txt     The Great Space Pirate Jahy*!! [20:38] Nar     Space: the last remaining     unclaimed holy ground. [20:42] Nar     Right now, a fierce battle is     unfolding to take control of it! [20:48] jah     Fire the Dark Realm energy cannon! [21:01] jah     Look at that, Druj! Now those     are some pretty fireworks! [21:05] dru     All hail the Great Jahy! [21:07] jah     The cosmos belong to me,     Great Space Pirate Jahy! [21:12] dru     Indeed! You rule the universe! [21:15] own     Or does she? [21:23] jah     It's... the landlord from     Planet Craparment! [21:26] own     Space Pirate Jahy! [21:28] own     I'm here to collect the rental fee on*     your ship, and today you will pay! [21:33] dru     How dare you spew this nonsense?! [21:35] jah     There, there, Druj. [21:38] jah     What are you talking about? [21:39] jah     This is certifiably my battleship. [21:43] own     Trying to pull a fast one on me now? [21:45] own     It takes gall to be that brazen when you're      months and months behind on payments! [21:51] own     Pay up! [21:52] jah     Look, Druj. Space is beautiful today. [21:55] dru     It truly is, Your Greatness. [21:57] jah     Well, let's go home and get something to eat. [21:59] dru     I was thinking we should have     omelet rice tonight, Dark Realm style. [22:03] jah     Hey, that sounds good. [22:05] own     All right, I've had about enough! [22:07] own     Prepare the energy cannon! [22:12] jah     Druj, warp! [22:13] dru     Aye! [22:14] own     You're not getting away! [22:24] jah     Excellent helmsmanship! [22:26] dru     You honor me! [22:28] own     Damn, the fact that it's my     battleship made me hesitate... [22:32] own     But not again! [22:33] own     I won't miss this time! [22:39] dru     This is bad! The previous attack     damaged the warp system! [22:43] jah     What? [22:44] dru     Warp drive offline! Warp drive offline! [22:48] jah     It's coming! Return fire! [22:50] dru     Aye! [22:56] jah     Another shot! [22:59] own     That's my line! [23:08] boss     Stop this at once! [23:16] jah     What?! [23:19] jah     That's... [23:23] own     The space police! [23:31] txt     To be continued?! [23:34] txt     Next Time [23:34] txt     Saurva Never Slips Up? E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Saurva     Here in the Dark Realm,     where strength reigns supreme, [00:04] Saurva     only those with true power     deserve to sit upon the throne. [00:11] Saurva     That means you don't belong there! [00:15] Saurva     You're unworthy of being second-in-command! [00:18] Saurva     I'm the real number 2 around here! [00:27] Saurva     The time has come... [00:29] Saurva     for me, the Magnificent Saurva, to defeat     Jahy and rule over the Dark Realm! [00:52] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:53] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:54] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:54] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:55] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:56] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:08] txt     Before the Dark Realm fell [02:09] Saurva     I tried to challenge Jahy for the title     of the Dark Realm's second-in-command [02:12] titl     Restoration Plan No. 4          Saurva Never Slips Up? [02:17] Saurva     time... [02:23] Saurva     and time... [02:28] Saurva     and time again. [02:33] Saurva     Every time, misfortune spelled my defeat. [02:40] Saurva     The true power to rule the Dark Realm     is intellect, and I'm smarter than her. [02:45] Saurva     Clearly I, the Magnificent Saurva,     elite of the Dark Realm, [02:47] Saurva     deserve to be second-in-command! [02:50] Saurva     The collapse of the Dark Realm and our     fall to the human world were unexpected, [02:54] Saurva     but this is my chance! [02:56] Saurva     If I defeat Jahy, take her mana     crystal, and restore the Dark Realm, [03:01] Saurva     I shall be its true ruler! [03:08] Saurva     I'm prepared so I may     defeat her at any moment. [03:11] Saurva     I've overlooked nothing! [03:15] Saurva     All that remains is to find Jahy. [03:18] Saurva     Now, where are you? [03:20] Jahy     Hmm? A mana crystal reaction... [03:25] Saurva     J-J-J-Jahy?! [03:28] Saurva     I found her already? [03:32] Saurva     This is the perfect opportunity! [03:34] Saurva     I'll take her down with one blow from behind. [03:37] Jahy     Oh? You must be pretty keen      to track me down. [03:42] Jahy     You want to play that badly? [03:45] Saurva     She noticed me?! [03:47] Jahy     Fine, I'll reward you. [03:51] Saurva     She noticed me and she's still that calm? [03:54] Saurva     That's the second-in-command for you! [03:56] Saurva     So she's retained her powers     even in the human world? [04:00] Jahy     There, there, there. [04:02] Jahy     I've seen you many times in my smaller form, [04:05] Jahy     but it's the first we've met like this! [04:08] Saurva     Be not afraid, Saurva! [04:09] Saurva     You created the ultimate weapon for this day! [04:14] Saurva     It took three months' worth     of my magic power to make it... [04:18] Saurva     My magic amplifying potion! [04:20] Saurva     When I drink this,     my power increases thirty-fold! [04:24] Saurva     I'll be able to take out even the     Dark Realm's second-in-command in one hit. [04:28] Saurva     Hmph. [04:29] Saurva     You underestimated me, Jahy. [04:31] Saurva     Today will be your doom! [04:36] Jahy     Whoops, I'd better get going. [04:39] Jahy     See ya. [04:42] Saurva     Huh? [04:44] Saurva     Hey, wai— [04:51] Saurva     Ahhh! [04:53] Saurva     Three months of hard work! [04:58] Saurva     I found her so soon and everything... [05:00] Saurva     I can't just go home now. [05:03] Saurva     D-Do I lick it up? [05:05] Saurva     But that's... [05:07] Saurva     It's humiliating! [05:10] Saurva     Nevertheless... [05:11] Saurva     Nevertheless! [05:12] Saurva     I don't have time to think! [05:15] Saurva     I'll do anything to defeat Jahy! [05:20] Saurva     I have to lick it up... [05:23] Saurva     or... I'll never defeat her... [05:34] Saurva     Huh?! [05:36] Saurva     D-Dog! [05:37] Saurva     What're you doing?! [05:38] Saurva     Hey, you! Don't lick that! [05:41] Saurva     I-I-I'm telling you to stop! [05:42] Saurva     Don't do it! No! [06:01] Saurva     So be it... [06:03] Saurva     Stupid mutt! [06:05] Saurva     Go and fetch the girl with the black braid— [06:13] Saurva     S-Stop! [06:14] Saurva     You're supposed to attack Jahy, not me! [06:23] Saurva     Wh-Why is this happening to me?! [06:26] Guy     What the hell is that?! [06:28] Guy     A cosplayer is being attacked by a giant dog! [06:31] Guy     We'll save you! [06:32] Guy     That's a dog?! Isn't it kinda big? SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [06:36] Woman     Around midday, a girl was attacked     by a giant dog in a residential area. [06:40] Woman     Thanks to the local youth group,      it was captured without incident. [06:43] Woman     Police rushed to the scene to investigate... [06:43] Boss     Wow, that's right around here. [06:46] Jahy     That's unsettling. [06:49] Jahy     I feel like I've seen that dog before. [06:51] Boss     Really? You need to be careful, Hy-chan. [06:55] Jahy     Ha! Dogs, cats... No animal      stands a chance against my moves. [07:00] Boss     Goodness me. [07:15] Saurva     It's done! [07:16] Saurva     My secret recipe,     the "transform into anything" drop! [07:19] Saurva     For some reason, she always     had a gaggle of underlings. [07:23] Saurva     I don't doubt it's the same     here in the human world. [07:26] Saurva     That being the case... [07:27] Saurva     I'll take this, turn into Jahy,     and commit blunder after blunder! [07:33] Guy     Lame. [07:34] Guy     So uncool. [07:36] Guy     Jahy sucks now. [07:38] Guy     What a fall from grace. [07:40] Saurva     It will ruin her reputation     and leave her completely isolated! [07:43] Jahy     Jaheek... [07:46] Saurva     Just you wait, Jahy! [08:06] Saurva     How do you like that?! [08:08] Saurva     I look just like Jahy! [08:11] Saurva     I'm a genius! [08:16] Saurva     What's with this outfit?! [08:18] Saurva     It's so breezy upstairs! [08:20] Saurva     And she walks around like this? [08:23] Saurva     Is she some kind of pervert?! [08:26] Landlord     Oh, it's you, Ja-ko. [08:29] Landlord     Rent's about due again. [08:31] Landlord     I hope you're prepared to pay. [08:33] Saurva     Is this one of Jahy's associates? [08:35] Saurva     Rent? [08:37] Saurva     Perfect. [08:38] Saurva     This is just the thing     to ruin her reputation! [08:42] Saurva     Rent? [08:43] Saurva     I'll never pay! [08:44] Landlord     What? [08:45] Landlord     You scamp... You tryin'     to weasel out of it again? [08:52] Saurva     Did she say "again"? [08:54] Saurva     Does Jahy not pay her rent? [08:58] Saurva     How can she be so evil?! [09:01] Saurva     Eek, this person is ultra scary! [09:04] Saurva     But I need to ruin Jahy's reputation! [09:07] Saurva     I can't let this scare me*! [09:11] Saurva     I h-have no money to give m-mere humans. [09:23] Landlord     You've got guts, don't ya?! [09:33] Saurva     Please take this. [09:36] Landlord     Oh, what's this? [09:40] Landlord     You're pretty obedient today. [09:43] Saurva     Yes, well... [09:45] Landlord     I'm diggin' it. [09:47] Landlord     Hope you're as cooperative next month! [09:51] Saurva     Yes, ma'am... [09:59] Saurva     She was so terrifying*     that I couldn't even resist. [10:04] Saurva     But next time, I'm going to     do something so wretched and terrible [10:07] Saurva     that it will ruin her reputation for sure! SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [10:11] Boss     Oh, Hy-chan! You're early today. [10:16] Saurva     Is this another of Jahy's associates? [10:19] Saurva     I've got this one! [10:21] Boss     What's wrong, Hy-chan? [10:23] Saurva     N-Nothing's wrong! [10:26] Boss     Really? [10:27] Boss     Well, don't stand around out here.     Come inside already. [10:32] Saurva     Inside? [10:34] Saurva     Ah, I see! Jahy must be a regular here. [10:37] Saurva     Armed with this knowledge, [10:39] Saurva     I'll do something so bad that she'll     never be able to show her face again! [10:45] Saurva     How do you like that?! [10:47] Boss     What's the matter, Hy-chan? [10:49] Saurva     I'll take a grape juice. [10:51] Saurva     Hmph! I sat on the table. [10:54] Saurva     Next, I'll skip out on the tab. [10:56] Saurva     How'd you like that?! [10:57] Saurva     Talk about trouble! [11:00] Boss     Oh you, Hy-chan. [11:03] Saurva     I-It didn't work? [11:04] Boss     Come now. Stop fooling around      and go get changed. SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [11:09] Guy     Hey, missy, four draft beers over here! [11:11] Guy     You got room for five, missy? [11:14] Saurva     Right away! Coming! [11:16] Saurva     What the...? [11:19] Saurva     Sorry for the wait. [11:21] Guy     These seats free, missy? [11:23] Saurva     Oh, yes! Help yourselves. [11:25] Saurva     Wh-Why do I have to... [11:28] kid     This is too hard to eat, Mommy... [11:32] Saurva     I brought you a kiddie dish, spoon, and fork. [11:35] mom     Oh, thank you! [11:37] old     This seat's so hard on these old hips... [11:40] Saurva     I'll see if we have another chair available! [11:44] old     Sorry for the hassle. [11:46] Saurva     Here you go! [11:48] old     Oh, this is amazing! [11:56] Saurva     I kinda did good... [12:01] Boss     Good work, Hy-chan. [12:04] Saurva     M-Ma'am... [12:06] Boss     Hy-chan, you really went     above and beyond tonight. [12:08] Boss     You were very attentive     and our customers were really happy. [12:13] Saurva     Oh, no, it was nothing... [12:16] Saurva     Wait! [12:17] Saurva     Oh, no! I'm helping her reputation! [12:22] Saurva     It wasn't supposed to be like this. [12:24] Saurva     Why do I always... [12:26] Boss     What's wrong? Is something weighing on you? [12:29] Saurva     Oh, um, no... [12:31] Boss     If there is, come talk to me. [12:34] Boss     I'll always be here to listen. [12:37] Saurva     What a nice person! [12:40] Saurva     Th-Thank you! [12:44] Saurva     I'll work even harder! [12:46] Boss     All right, there, there.     You can call it a night. [12:51] Saurva     Yes, ma'am... [12:54] Boss     Something was seriously     wrong with Hy-chan today. [12:57] Boss     Something really bad must have happened. [12:57] txt     Maou. [13:04] Saurva     She even gave me food to take home. [13:06] Saurva     She was so nice. [13:09] Saurva     I'd like to go see her again when     I'm back to my normal form. [13:13] Saurva     Wait! [13:14] Saurva     Come to think of it, [13:14] Saurva     if Jahy works there,     why didn't she show up tonight? [13:19] Saurva     Don't tell me this was all part of her trap! [13:22] Saurva     Did she sense I was coming, and... [13:24] Saurva     Is she in cahoots with that thug, too?! [13:28] Saurva     Damn you! [13:29] Saurva     Jahy! [13:30] Saurva     I really can't underestimate her! [13:35] Narrator     Meanwhile, the Great Jahy... [13:40] Jahy     Huh?! [13:42] Jahy     What time is it?! [13:44] Jahy     The boss is gonna ream me! [13:47] Narrator     She'd totally overslept! [13:53] Jahy     Remaining funds: 306 yen. [13:57] Jahy     Food stores: empty. [14:01] Jahy     One week until payday. [14:05] Jahy     I'm screwed! [14:07] Jahy     How am I supposed to live on 306 yen? [14:11] Jahy     How did it come to this? [14:13] Jahy     I had to cover the costs      to find that mana crystal [14:17] Jahy     and to protect my honor. [14:19] Jahy     Then I treated myself as a reward. [14:21] (Flashback) Jahy     Yay, since I found a mana crystal,     I'll splurge on some meat! [14:26] Jahy     All unavoidable expenses... [14:29] Jahy     I didn't do anything wrong! [14:33] Narrator     The Great Jahy showed no sign of repentance. [14:36] Jahy     But at this rate, before I find more mana     crystals and restore the Dark Realm, [14:42] Jahy     I, the Dark Realm's second-in-command, will... [14:44] Jahy     starve to death in the human world! [14:46] bone     Jaheek! [14:48] Jahy     I won't stand for that! [14:50] Jahy     But I can only stay in my normal     form for a limited amount of time, [14:54] Jahy     and I can't pick up more shifts at work     since I need time to find mana crystals. [14:59] Jahy     What am I supposed to do?! [15:01] Jahy     I want to get money without working! [15:06] Jahy     That's it. [15:07] Jahy     I just need to get money without working... [15:10] Jahy     Not yet! [15:11] Jahy     I won't be defeated just yet! [15:13] Jahy     There must be a way to get easy money! [15:16] Jahy     Time for some intel gathering! [15:20] voice     Welcome! [15:23] voice     Special sale today! [15:25] voice     Step right up! [15:26] voice     Just try a sample! [15:28] voice     It's cheap! [15:30] Jahy     As I suspected,     it's quite lively here at this hour. [15:36] Jahy     With this many people around,     surely there's a way... [15:40] Guy     Freshly fried croquettes! [15:42] Guy     How about it? [15:45] Jahy     ...to make easy money! [15:48] Guy     Thank you so much! [15:50] Jahy     My precious 100 yen! [15:53] Narrator     Remaining funds: 206 yen! [15:56] Jahy     Damn you, deli guy! [15:56] Guy     Here you go. [15:57] Jahy     Spreading those good smells all over! [15:58] Guy     Thank you very much! [16:02] Jahy     Shit! It's delicious! [16:04] Jahy     Ugh, the shopping district     is a terrifying place. [16:08] Jahy     I came looking for a way to make money,     and I ended up spending money. [16:13] Jahy     Talk about mission failure! [16:18] Jahy     Hey, lady! You there! [16:21] Jahy     You know an easy way to make money? [16:23] Woman     Huh? If you've got one, tell me. [16:27] Jahy     What? Man, you're useless. [16:31] Woman     So, what'll it be? [16:33] Jahy     One tsukune skewer. [16:34] Woman     Here you go! [16:41] Jahy     Shit! How did this happen?! [16:46] Jahy     It's delicious... [16:47] Narrator     Remaining funds: 106 yen! [16:50] Jahy     No, no, no! [16:51] Jahy     I came here to turn my 306, my 206...     my 106 yen into more money! [16:59] Jahy     I aim to restore the Dark Realm. [17:02] Jahy     I will not be controlled by my desires! [17:07] Jahy     Hey! You there! [17:08] Jahy     How do you make easy— [17:09] Guy     One meat bun, please. [17:11] Guy     Coming right up! Just the one? [17:14] Jahy     Hey, I was talking to you! [17:15] Guy     Sorry. Just a moment, little one. [17:18] Jahy     How dare you?! [17:19] Jahy     I'm busy, so hurry it up! [17:21] Guy     Come again! [17:22] Guy     Thanks. [17:28] Guy     Come again! [17:47] Jahy     Goodbye... [17:50] Jahy     100 yen! [17:55] Guy     That good, huh? [18:00] Jahy     Six yen... [18:02] Jahy     It's all over finally. [18:05] Jahy     I supposedly came here     to make money, to live... [18:09] Jahy     If this is how it was going to turn out,     I never should have come! [18:13] Jahy     Am I fated to fade into obscurity     and die with this measly six yen? [18:18] Jahy     Damn it... [18:20] Jahy     Damn it! SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [18:26] Jahy     Welcohhme... [18:28] Jahy     Here is your beer. [18:31] Guy     I didn't order any. And that's empty. [18:34] Boss     Hy-chan, you seem tired. [18:36] Boss     Are you eating properly? [18:41] Boss     What?! You only have six yen? [18:44] Boss     You have to plan how to     spend your money, Hy-chan. [18:47] Jahy     I know that! [18:49] Jahy     This is all part of the plan. [18:52] Jahy     If I still had that 300 yen, I wouldn't     have to tell the boss about this. [18:57] Boss     But six yen isn't worth anything, is it? [19:01] Jahy     O-Of course it is! [19:03] Jahy     Those who scoff at pocket change     will end up crying for pocket change! [19:08] Boss     You're right. Money is important. [19:11] Boss     We can't waste even a single yen. [19:15] Jahy     Of course. [19:16] Jahy     I d-didn't waste... [19:19] Jahy     ...any? That's not exactly true. [19:20] Jahy     How could I have been so foolish?! [19:24] Boss     If you had said something, I would     have let you have your salary early. [19:28] Jahy     Y-You really mean it? [19:31] Boss     Yup. Just this once. [19:44] Boss     My, my. [19:46] Narrator     The Great Jahy managed to scrape by somehow. [19:50] Boss     There, there. [21:22] Jahy     Ten minutes until my deadline. [21:24] Jahy     This is bad. Real bad. [21:26] Jahy     I need to finish drawing this no matter what! [21:28] Jahy     Hey, aren't you done yet?! [21:30] Druj     I'm sorry! Not quite! [21:32] Jahy     Tch! Damn worthless assistant! [21:34] Jahy     Even if I needed the help,     I shouldn't have hired you. [21:39] Druj     I-I'm so very sorry!     I promise to be of more use! [21:50] Druj     Hello? [21:51] Druj     Yes. [21:52] Druj     Oh, Jahy-sensei is currently... [21:55] txt     I'm not here!! [21:57] Druj     unfortunately not in. [22:00] Druj     You can say what you want,     but if she's not here, she's not here! [22:04] Jahy     Who was that? [22:06] Druj     No idea. They had a very rude tone     and kept demanding that I put you on. [22:11] Druj     I assume it was some unimportant cold-caller. [22:14] Jahy     Y-You don't say... [22:17] Landlord     You got some guts,      pretendin' not to be home with me. [22:23] Druj     What's your problem? [22:25] Jahy     Stay back. She's out of your league. [22:29] Druj     But... [22:31] Landlord     Five minutes left. [22:33] Landlord     You do know what'll happen     if you don't finish? [22:37] Jahy     Yes! You don't have to tell me! [22:38] Jahy     But I need at least— [22:39] Landlord     Don't mess with me! [22:40] Landlord     Month after month, you make me     wait until the last second! [22:43] Landlord     Finish drawin' already! [22:45] Jahy     Impossible! Just impossible! [22:45] shirt     Deadline [22:47] Jahy     The creative process is delicate! [22:49] Jahy     You're dead wrong if you think an artist     can just pick up a pen and draw! [22:53] Landlord     You punk. [22:56] Landlord     It'll be dropped. [22:58] Landlord     The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!     won't be featured this month. [23:03] Landlord     If you don't want that, then draw. Now! [23:07] Druj     I finished my part over here! [23:10] Landlord     One more minute! [23:11] Jahy     Shut up! Let me focus! [23:13] Jahy     I just need to fine tune this... [23:17] Jahy     Okay. [23:18] Jahy     It's done! [23:20] Druj     Good work! [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?! E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [00:03] Jah     And here are your extra-large beers. [00:05] Guy     Can I order something else? [00:06] Jah     Go right ahead. [00:07] Guy     One order of fried chicken, one broiled pork      with green onions, and two potato salads. [00:12] Jah     So that's one fried chicken, one green     onion pork, and two potato salads. [00:16] Jah     Got it! [00:17] Guys     We'd like to close our tab, please! [00:19] Jah     Sure! I'll be right with you. [00:21] Jah     That'll be 3,850 yen. [00:23] Guys     Card, please. [00:24] Jah     Certainly. Here we go. [00:29] Jah     Thank you very much! Hope you'll come again! [00:32] Boss     You've really gotten the     hang of this, Hy-chan. [00:34] Boss     Maybe I should make you a shift lead. [00:37] Jah     A shift lead? What is that? [00:41] Boss     It's the employee with the most power. [00:47] Jah     The most power...? [00:50] Jah     That sounds good. [00:55] Boss     But I guess you're the only     employee here anyway, huh? [01:14] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:15] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:16] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:17] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:18] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:30] titl     Restoration Plan No. 5          The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?! [02:35] Jah     I'm exhausted. [02:38] Jah     Even though I'm getting used to this... [02:41] Jah     Wait, no. [02:41] Jah     My job at the pub is just a means to an end! [02:44] Jah     I have no choice if I want to gather     the mana crystals scattered across the land. [02:49] Jah     I needn't grow accustomed to this life. [02:52] Jah     I mustn't, I mustn't. [02:53] Guy     Hey. You there. [02:56] Guy     Could I ask you a few questions? [02:58] Guy     I got a report about a strangely     dressed character walking around. [03:03] Guy     Would you mind telling me     what you're doing here? [03:09] Guy     Hey, don't run! [03:11] Jah     Yeah, right! [03:12] Jah     I haven't forgotten your pompous attitude [03:15] Jah     from the many times you've caught me before! [03:21] (Flashback) Jah     Maybe there are mana crystals in here... [03:27] (Flashback) Guy     Are you okay? [03:29] (Flashback) Guy     That's dangerous, you know? [03:31] (Flashback) Guy     Can you tell me your name? [03:33] (Flashback) Jah     None of your business! [03:36] (Flashback) Guy     Why don't we contact your parents, okay? [03:45] (Flashback) Jah     Could that be... a mana crystal? [03:51] (Flashback) Guy     Hey, you! [03:54] (Flashback) Guy     What are you doing here? [03:56] (Flashback) Jah     None of your business! [03:59] (Flashback) Guy     Why don't we talk about it at the station? [04:01] Sign     Police Station [04:02] Jah     Last time he caught me, not only     was I detained for ages... [04:08] (Flashback) Girl     Hey. Don't go causing trouble. [04:10] (Flashback) Jah     Don't touch me! [04:12] (Flashback) Boss     We are so sorry for any     disturbance she's caused. [04:14] Jah     I was also subjected to the humiliation     of being picked up by my boss and landlord! [04:18] Jah     Hell if I'm doing that again! [04:20] Guy     Hey, wait! [04:22] Jah     You're not catching me today! [04:31] Guy     Why did you run away? [04:33] Jah     I'm really tired. [04:35] Jah     I just wanted to get home and go to sleep. [04:38] Jah     That's the only reason! [04:39] Guy     But you were literally sprinting full tilt. [04:42] Jah     Because you were chasing me! [04:43] Jah     Anyway, using a bike against     a pedestrian is unfair! [04:47] Guy     Well, for now, I'm going     to contact your guardians. [04:51] land     You're dead if you get caught again. [04:56] Jah     Please! Just don't call my landlord! [05:01] Jah     The boss! My boss is okay, though! [05:04] Guy     Your boss, then...     Could you give me their contact info? [05:07] Guy     Oh, excuse me a moment. [05:10] Guy     Yes? [05:11] Guy     Indeed, I've detained the suspicious     character that was reported earlier. [05:15] Guy     She's got dark hair     and is wearing a revealing outfit... [05:19] Guy     What? A different description? [05:21] Guy     Someone with light, soft, voluminous hair? [05:25] Guy     With ribbons? [05:27] Guy     Dressed like a magical girl? [05:30] Guy     And they were just spotted? In the park? [05:33] Jah     I can't believe it. [05:34] Jah     The magical girl is here...     in the human world? [05:38] Jah     She appeared out of nowhere, [05:39] Jah     destroyed the Dark Lord's mana crystal, [05:42] Jah     and brought ruin upon the Dark Realm! [05:44] Jah     She's the reason I have     to endure all this. It's her fault! [05:49] Jah     She's my sworn enemy. [05:50] Jah     I never expected to hear     she was in a place like this... [05:54] Jah     You must apprehend her at once! [05:57] Guy     You know her? [05:58] Jah     Know her?! [06:00] Jah     She's the one who ruined my home world! [06:02] Guy     Huh? [06:04] Guy     What are you talking about? [06:05] Jah     Damn it! [06:07] Jah     This guy doesn't understand anything! [06:09] Jah     I'm going to go catch her myself! [06:12] guy     Hey, you! Wait! [06:15] Jah     Curse you, magical girl! [06:17] Jah     I'm going to catch you with my own hands [06:19] Jah     and have my revenge for what     you did in the Dark Realm! [06:30] Jah     There she is! [06:32] Jah     I've found you at last. [06:34] Jah     Now you shall pay for what you did to the     Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm... [06:39] Jah     Prepare to meet your destiny! [06:42] Pink     Pyrica Pumple magical power! [06:49] Jah     Who the hell are you?! [06:59] Guy     Um... So what's your name? [07:02] Pink     Magic Girl Miracle Pipin! [07:05] Guy     And where do you live? [07:07] Pink     On Twinkle Little Star. [07:11] Guy     And may I see some identification? [07:20] Guy     So you don't live around here, huh? [07:23] Pink     I'm on my way home from work. [07:25] Guy     And what do you do? [07:26] Pink     I'm a math teacher. [07:29] Guy     Aren't you cold dressed like that? [07:32] Pink     A little. [07:43] Boss     Thank you so much. We really owe you. [07:46] Guy     Oh, no, not at all! [07:48] Guy     Wait, she shrunk? [07:50] Boss     Come on, Hy-chan.      Don't you have something to say? [07:52] Jah     The magical girl... had... a beard... [07:57] Boss     Hy-chan? [07:58] Guy     She had an encounter      with a strange character earlier. [08:01] Bos     Oh, my. [08:02] Land     C'mon. We're going home. [08:04] Land     Noogie. Noogie, noogie. Noogie. [08:08] Jah     D-Damn it! [08:10] Jah     That cursed magical girl! [08:19] Jah     Who's that? [08:20] Jah     I've gotta get to work. [08:28] Jah     What's with the outfit? [08:30] Land     What's it look like? [08:32] Land     I've got a cold. [08:35] Land     The pub is closed today 'cause my sister     is completely useless since she's sick, too. [08:40] Land     Honestly, though, get a     freakin' cell phone already. [08:42] Land     I have to come over here to tell     you every little thing myself. [08:50] Land     What? [08:53] Jah     Weakling. You really are such a weakling. [08:56] Jah     A cold? A cold? A cold?! [09:00] Jah     You look like crap! [09:02] Land     You little... [09:04] Jah     A mere cold debilitates you! [09:06] Jah     That's humans for you. [09:08] Jah     This is what you get for making     a fool of me all the time. [09:11] Jah     You'd better go lie in bed     and think about what you've done. [09:14] Land     It's from the weather changing. [09:16] Land     It got cold all of a sudden, [09:18] Land     so you're going to get sick too if     you keep walking around like that. [09:22] Land     Same with the lone T-shirt     you wear as a li'l squirt. [09:26] Land     I swear you're gonna catch cold. [09:29] Jah     I'm gonna catch cold? [09:31] Jah     I think not, moron! [09:37] Jah     Me? Sick? [09:44] Jah     My throat hurts so bad. [09:46] Jah     Maybe it's not pain... [09:48] Jah     It feels like the whole thing     is completely dried up! [09:51] Jah     Could I have been poisoned? [09:53] Jah     No. I didn't go out at all yesterday. [09:57] Jah     There's no way that could've happened. [10:01] Jah     Could this be... a cold? [10:03] Jah     Have I actually gotten sick? [10:08] Jah     People fell ill in the Dark Realm,     but never me. [10:14] (Flashback) Guy     I have a cold. I'm so sorry. [10:16] (Flashback) Guy2     So terribly sorry! [10:17] (Flashback) Jah     You're all a disgrace! [10:21] Jah     Only those with weak     magic powers catch colds. [10:26] Jah     Is this because mine have weakened? [10:28] Jah     No... Was the landlord right?     Is this because of how I dress? [10:35] Jah     Ah, crap. [10:37] Jah     My head feels all funny, too. [10:39] Jah     Why don't I go back to bed? [10:41] Jah     Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up. [10:45] Jah     The ceiling looks higher than normal... [10:49] Jah     Why did I have to catch a cold     in the human world? [10:54] Jah     Everything was going so well     for me in the Dark Realm. [10:59] Jah     I had all the magic power     and authority I could want, [11:02] Jah     lots of underlings who adored me, [11:05] Jah     and the Dark Lord, too... [11:07] Jah     But now? No magic powers.     No authority. And I'm all alone. [11:12] nar     The Great Jahy was mentally      weakened as well. [11:16] Jah     Who would follow me in this compromised state? [11:19] Jah     I bet if Druj saw me like this, [11:24] Jah     she'd abandon me, too. [11:27] Dru     I'm so disillusioned. [11:34] Jah     Can I really restore the Dark Realm? [11:39] Jah     With no power? [11:41] Jah     In this form? [11:43] Jah     My throat hurts. [11:45] Jah     This is so hard. [11:47] Jah     Someone... [11:50] Jah     Someone... [11:57] Jah     Someone... [12:05] Boss     Did I wake you up? [12:07] Boss     The rice porridge will be done soon. [12:10] Boss     I'm sorry for barging in like this. [12:12] Boss     Ryou-chan knocked and knocked,     but there was no answer. [12:17] Boss     I was worried, so I used the     spare key and let myself in. [12:24] Boss     Here you go. [12:26] Boss     Eat up before it gets cold. [12:29] Jah     Why... Why would you do all this for me? [12:34] Boss     Because it gets lonely all by yourself. [12:37] Boss     It's hard when you've got a cold. [12:39] Boss     Here. Say "ah!" [12:52] Boss     There, there. [12:54] Boss     You had a rough time, didn't you? [12:56] Boss     You're all right. You'll be better soon. [12:59] Land     What's this? You cryin', Ja-ko? [13:02] Jah     I am not! [13:04] Jah     And how dare you?! You infected me! [13:06] Land     Gross. Finish eating     before you run your mouth. [13:11] Land     Here. Medicine and some     stuff for your throat. [13:15] Land     Finish your food, take this, and sleep. [13:18] Land     Also, make sure you stay hydrated. [13:20] Jah     Taking pity on me... [13:22] Jah     What are they plotting?! [13:25] Land     You look like a boiled octopus! [13:28] Land     What a mess! [13:29] Boss     Oh, Ryou-chan. You shouldn't say that. [13:33] Land     That's what she gets      for lettin' me have it earlier. [13:36] Jah     You! Come to laugh at me, did you?! [13:38] Jah     Go home! [13:39] Jah     You got what you came for, so beat it! [13:42] Land     All right, all right. [13:45] Land     Just make sure you pay your     rent once you're better. [13:50] Boss     Hy-chan, make sure to keep warm and rest. [13:53] Boss     I'll bring you some hand-me-downs     next time, so bundle up properly. [13:57] Boss     It's getting colder. [14:05] Boss     I left some jelly and     lunch for you in the fridge. [14:09] Boss     Make sure to eat it     and take your medicine afterward. [14:12] Boss     I'll come check on you again soon. [14:14] Jah     Okay, okay. [14:19] Jah     Jeez. [14:22] Jah     They're so weird. [14:27] Jah     Again?! [14:32] Jah     Well? Did you forget something? [14:39] Jah     The magical girl? [14:43] Jah     What's she doing at my dwelling? [14:45] Jah     And was she always so huge...? [14:48] Mag     Sorry to intrude. [14:50] Mag     Do you live here, little one? [14:53] Mag     She doesn't realize it's me? [14:55] Mag     Then this is my chance for a surprise attack! [14:57] Mag     I've found you at last. [14:59] Mag     Now you shall pay for what you did to the     Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm... [15:04] Mag     Prepare to meet your destiny! [15:14] Mag     What just happened?! [15:16] Mag     Are you okay, kid?! [15:17] Jah     Leave me alone! [15:18] Jah     Stay back! Stay back, I say! [15:24] Jah     How is she so strong? [15:26] Mag     Have no fear. I am on your side. [15:31] Mag     That mana crystal... [15:32] Mag     Would you let me have it? [15:37] Jah     She'll take the crystal. [15:40] Jah     Everyone will be turn their backs on me. [15:42] ske     Jaheek... [15:43] Jah     In other words... I'm doomed. [15:46] Jah     M-My future! [15:50] mag     Now, please hand over the crystal. [15:53] Jah     N-Never! [15:55] mag     Then you leave me no choice. [16:00] Land     Damn. Always forgetting something... [16:06] Land     What's wrong, Ja-ko?! [16:08] Jah     My mana crystal! [16:10] Land     Hey! The hell are you doin' to her?! [16:14] Mag     Saving her. [16:15] Land     You mean robbing her?! [16:17] Land     Talk about a suspicious-lookin' character! [16:20] Mag     S-Suspicious?! [16:21] Mag     Clearly, I'm c-cute! [16:24] Land     It's so messed up that you're assaultin'     a little girl dressed like that! [16:27] Jah     Little girl? [16:28] Jah     I'm not... a little girl... [16:30] Land     Hello? Is this the police? [16:32] Mag     The police? You don't need to call them. [16:35] Mag     For I am a magical girl of justice! [16:38] Mag     I protect people from the terrible      calamities the mana crystals cause! [16:49] Mag     We'll meet again! [16:50] Land     Don't ever come here again! [16:55] Land     What's her damage? [16:58] Land     You okay, Ja-ko? [17:01] Jah     I c-could have defeated her...     a-all by myself... [17:06] Jah     I wasn't s-scared. Not one bit. [17:10] Jah     I was terrified! [17:12] Jah     I thought I was going to die. [17:14] Jah     I thought she'd take my mana crystal. [17:17] Land     Ah, jeez... [17:22] Land     Upsy-daisy. [17:24] Land     Damn, you're on fire. [17:26] Land     I think your fever went up. [17:28] Jah     Unhand me! [17:30] Jah     I can walk by my... [17:32] Land     She's not going to come back,     so get some rest for real this time. [17:40] Jah     She really won't come back? [17:42] Land     Nah, she's gone. [17:44] Land     I'll stand guard, so you focus      on kicking this cold. [18:05] Jah     Eat this! [18:10] Jah     Hey! [18:11] Jah     Get ready to taste my revenge! [18:12] Jah     For the Dark Lord! For shattering     the mana crystal! For everything! [18:17] Nar     In her dreams, the Great Jahy      beat the magical girl to a pulp! [18:28] Land     Her little sleeping face...     looks downright evil. [20:12] ann     The strongest wrestler! [20:13] ann     The Butcher of the Ring! [20:14] ann     It's the savage rent collector,     Deadly Landlord! [20:19] ann     And her opponent tonight     is a complete unknown to us. [20:24] ann     Her birthplace? A mystery!     Her affiliation? A mystery! [20:27] ann     Only her slogan, "Restore the     Dark Realm," waves as she walks! [20:32] ann     The Dark Realm's second-in-command,     the Great Jahy, [20:36] ann     makes a grandiose entrance! [20:43] txt     Thirty-Minute Single Point Match [20:43] txt     JAHY [20:43] txt     LANDLORD [20:44] ann     It's the landlord against Jahy! [20:46] ann     We've seen this match-up again and again,     but it always ends in a draw! [20:50] ann     Neither of them gives an inch! [20:52] ann     Will we finally see a victor today?! [21:03] land     Pay your rent. [21:05] jah     No. Never. [21:07] ann     Oh, and the hostilities begin! [21:10] ann     The bell for the battle between     these beasts has just rung! [21:15] land     Pay your rent! [21:17] jah     Never! [21:20] ann     Say what you want, but the landlord is the     righteous superstar of Queen's Real Estate! [21:24] ann     On the other side, we have Jahy, [21:25] ann     whose "If I can't pay, I can't pay"     refusal has her up against a wall! [21:28] ann     Just how much is she holding out on us?! [21:30] land     Today you will... [21:31] jah     Today I won't... [21:33] land     Pay your rent! [21:34] jah     Even if I could, [21:35] jah     I never would! [21:39] ann     The Deadly Landlord strikes first! [21:41] ann     It's an instant cobra twist!     Behold the power of a landlord! [21:44] ann     You can hear the hellish roar     of a rent collector! [21:48] lan     Pay up, pay up, pay up! [21:50] jah     Never, never, never! [21:52] ann     She breaks free of the cobra twist! [21:55] ann     And... immediately counterattacks! [21:58] ann     Behold the power of the broke! [21:59] ann     It's Jahy's Rage Llave! Llave! Llave! [22:03] ann     I'll never pay! [22:06] ann     Unbelievable! Landlord escaped the llave! [22:07] ann     Right into a sleeper hold! [22:10] lan     Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! [22:13] jah     Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! [22:20] ann     Oh, she threw her into the ropes! [22:22] lan     Pay your rent! [22:24] ann     And she comes back with a lariat! [22:27] ann     An incredible back-and-forth! [22:28] ann     No, a clash of wills! [22:30] jah     I told you I won't do it! [22:33] lan     That all you got? [22:35] lan     Just cough it up! [22:38] jah     I told you! I refuse! [22:41] ann     Pro wrestling at its finest! [22:42] ann     This is pro wrestling! [22:44] ann**     Never dodge a blow! [22:45] ann     Take a hit and return it! [22:46] ann     It's a harmony of trust and violence! [22:49] ann     How will this fated battle turn out?! [22:53] lan     Seriously, enough is enough! [22:56] jah     O-Over my dead body! Never! [23:04] ann     Another tie! [23:06] ann     How many more times will the     conclusion be postponed?! [23:08] ann     We're in tears over this predictable     outcome we all wanted! [23:12] jah     You've gotten better. [23:14] lan     You, too, Ja-ko. [23:19] lan     Pay your rent! [23:20] jah     Never! [23:21] txt     Commentator [23:21] txt     Announcer [23:21] ann     So, any word from our commentator, Boss? [23:27] lan     Pay up! [23:27] jah     Never! [23:28] lan     Pay up! [23:28] jah     Never! [23:29] lan     Pay up! [23:29] jah     Never! [23:29] lan     Pay up! [23:30] jah     Never! [23:30] ann     We're out of time. Tune in again next week. [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance... E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Nar     As the Dark Realm's Number 2,     Jahy-sama is the strongest, [00:06] Nar     most ruthless, most feared entity... [00:11] Nar     or was. [00:24] jah     Freaking... Magical Girl! [00:42] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:43] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:44] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:44] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:45] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:46] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:58] ---     Restoration Plan No. 6          The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance... [02:01] Jah     All this time, I've been collecting the     mana crystals to restore the Dark Realm. [02:06] Jah     But now that she showed     up, everything changed! [02:18] Jah     It's not just about collecting     the mana crystals anymore. [02:20] Jah     I also have to keep them safe from her. [02:24] Jah     W-Well, the other time I was just     in bad shape because of my cold! [02:29] Jah     I'm not afraid of her! [02:30] Man     Maho— [02:33] Jah     Magical Girl?! [02:37] Girl     ...chan, you're so amazing! [02:38] Girl2     What? No, I'm not that great. [02:46] Jah     Sheesh, get a different name! [02:48] Wom     Maho— [02:50] Wom     Mahogany! [02:52] Wom     If it's wooden furniture,     it's got to be mahogany. [02:59] Jah     Now it's just getting weird! [03:01] Old     Maho... [03:02] Old     Mahoroba, neverending... [03:06] Old     Mahoroba, neverending... [03:10] Jah     Stop scaring me! [03:14] Jah     What are you so freaked out about? [03:16] Jah     The Magical Girl is nothing! [03:18] Jah     I'm not scared of her! [03:19] Jah     In fact, she can come at me anytime! [03:21] Jah     I won't run or hide! [03:23] Girl     Magical Girl! [03:24] Girl     That's Gyua Bravo from     Hagyutto Gyua Gyua, right?! [03:27] Girl2     She is the Magical Girl. [03:32] Jah     A different Magical Girl, then. [03:34] Jah     Phew. [03:36] Jah     No, I need to stop! [03:37] Jah     Why am I relieved?! [03:40] Girl     Oh, a dog god! [03:42] Girl2     What's a dog god? [03:43] Girl     You don't know? [03:45] Girl     Well, it's when a family... [03:46] Girl     Uh huh... [03:47] Jah     If anything, this is a good thing! [03:50] Jah     This time I can get her back     for destroying the Dark Realm. [03:53] Jah     That's it! [03:54] Jah     Next time I'll use this mana     crystal to return to my true form [03:57] Jah     and challenge her to the next round! [03:58] Jah     And then I'll beat her black and blue; [04:01] Jah     I'll make her tremble in fear and terror! [04:04] Jah     I'll make her rue the day     she ever stood against me. [04:10] Girl     So, did you see the Magical Girl? [04:17] Jah     Magical Girl is scary! She's so scary! [04:19] Jah     I lied, she's scary! [04:21] Girl2     You mean, that old guy who does cosplay? [04:22] Girl     Yeah! He's so muscular! [04:25] Girl2     His beard was amazing! [04:27] Both     Right?! [04:35] (Flashback) Guy     Pyrica Pumple Magical Power! [04:38] Jah     That bearded one from the other day! [04:40] Jah     Not you again! [04:46] Jah     Now that I'm all calmed down, I'm hungry. [04:57] Jah     Where's the... mana crystal? [04:59] Jah     Did I drop it? Did I lose it? [05:02] Jah     But that's... [05:03] Jah     Without it I can't restore the     Dark Realm or defeat Magical Girl... [05:11] Man     Hy-chan? [05:12] Man     I knew that was you. [05:14] Man     You dropped your mana crystal. [05:23] Jah     I'm so relieved! [05:25] Jah     Oh, my heart can't take any more... [05:27] Jah     Thank you, thank you. [05:29] Man     Are you all right? [05:31] Man     I was worried. [05:32] Man     I heard that you've been really     terrified since that incident. [05:38] Jah     T-T-T-Terrified? Never! [05:41] Jah     I really, really, really... wasn't, though! [05:45] Jah     Even when I was assaulted by the     one who destroyed the Dark Realm, [05:49] Jah     almost had my mana crystal taken     from me with her overwhelming power, [05:52] Jah     I was never scared! [05:56] Man     Don't bottle it all up inside, Hy-chan. [06:00] Man     Maybe we're not able to be of much help, [06:03] Man     but you can always come to us, you know? [06:12] Jah     Boss... [06:13] Jah     In the Dark Realm, [06:16] Jah     I clawed my way up to Number 2 all     by myself. Everyone feared me. [06:20] Jah     But ever since I've fallen     into the human world... [06:26] Jah     I've been a mess. [06:29] Jah     This is why I've not made it further. [06:33] Jah     I won't depend on you! [06:36] Jah     Mind your own business! [06:39] Man     Hy-chan, wait! [06:41] Man     Hy-chan, don't go! [06:44] Man     Hy-chan... [06:47] Man     You really should take a bath right away. [06:50] Man     You smell like hot garbage! [06:52] Jah     Mind your own business! [06:54] Man     No more wearing trash cans. [06:56] Jah     I know that! [07:02] Jah     Sniff, sniff. [07:15] Jah     A mana crystal! [07:17] Jah     Finally! [07:18] Jah     I finally found one! [07:20] Jah     With that one, I won't need     to be scared of Magical Girl. [07:23] Jah     I'll be one step closer to     restoring the Dark Realm! [07:26] Jah     Even better, some weak-looking     girl is holding it! [07:29] Jah     This is my lucky day! [07:32] Jah     Hey! You there, girl! [07:33] Jah     That mana crystal isn't for the     likes of a puny human like you. [07:38] Jah     You'd do best to present it to me! [07:43] Kyou     You're... [07:45] Kyou     You came to me. [07:49] Kyou     It's so great, this is so much easier. [07:55] Jah     What are you talking about? [07:57] Kyou     It's no surprise that you didn't notice. [08:00] Kyou     I don't really like     transforming in town, but... [08:05] Kyou     What about now? [08:13] Jah     M-Magical Girl?! [08:17] Mag     So, this time, can I have that mana crystal? [08:24] Jah     It's over! [08:26] Mag     Let me... [08:30] Mag     have it...! [08:44] Mag     The mana crystal! [08:52] Voice     Oh, my hand slipped! [08:59] Mag     Give it... here... [09:10] Jah     Haha! [09:12] Jah     You weren't much, now were you? [09:15] Jah     So I guess the Magical Girl was     nothing but an ordinary human! [09:18] Jah     Nothing to be scared of.     She's no enemy of mi— [09:22] Mag     Do not worry! [09:23] Mag     I'm just fine! [09:27] Mag     I've trained so I won't     succumb to misfortune! [09:30] Jah     Is that really something you can train for? [09:32] Mag     Right now, I've spared someone     misfortune by bearing it myself. [09:38] Mag     Just thinking about it... [09:41] Mag     makes me tingle! [09:43] Jah     I don't want to know that?! [09:45] Mag     Come now, give me that mana crystal, too! [09:48] Jah     Fool! [09:49] Jah     If you hold more mana crystals, [09:51] Jah     great misfortune will befall even you! [09:52] Mag     I don't care! [09:54] Mag     I'll shoulder all the misfortune! [09:56] Mag     Let me have it! [09:59] Jah     She's really broken! [10:02] Jah     Let go! Let go! [10:04] Jah     If you don't stop, you'll di— [10:06] Mag     Not enough! More! Bring it! [10:14] Voi     My hand slipped again! [10:18] Voi     And again... [10:34] ---     Poke... Poke, poke. [10:45] Jah     So did I... win? [10:55] Jah     You freaked me out! [10:56] Jah     Revenge for the Dark Realm! [10:58] Jah     Revenge for the Demon King! [11:00] Jah     Take that! [11:03] Jah     How is it? This is how terrifying I am! [11:05] Jah     Did you learn your lesson?! [11:07] Jah     That's what you get for underestimating     the mana crystal's misfortune! [11:13] Jah     Huh? [11:34] Mag     You're the one underestimating me. [11:36] Mag     This is amount of misfortune is nothing! [11:39] Jah     What the... [11:43] Jah     Oh! My mana crystal! [11:45] Mag     Nobody is more familiar with the     mana crystal's misfortune than me. [11:49] Mag     I'll take on this mana crystal, as well! [11:52] Mag     Farewell! [12:00] Jah     This... can't be real. [12:05] ---     My... [12:07] Jah     My mana crystal... SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [12:14] Boss     You're drinking too much Hy-chan. [12:17] Jah     Another! [12:18] Boss     I think you've had enough. [12:20] Jah     Shut up! [12:21] Jah     How am I supposed to get     through this without a drink? [12:26] Jah     I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm! [12:28] Jah     I finally gathered that     huge chunk of mana crystal. [12:31] Jah     How could that little girl take it from me?! [12:35] Boss     There, there... [12:36] Boss     You'll find it again. [12:38] Boss     But is drinking this much really okay? [12:42] Jah     This is nothing! [12:45] Boss     You can really hold your liquor. [12:47] Jah     Don't you compare me to a measly human. [12:49] Jah     You think this much is     going to do anything to me? [12:52] Jah     I used my powers to turn into     my true form for drinking! [12:58] Jah     It's a good thing I didn't have my     original mana crystal taken. [13:03] Jah     I don't even want to think about what     would happen if both were stolen. [13:09] ---     Damn it! [13:11] Jah     Back in the Dark Realm, I was the     only one the Demon King acknowledged, [13:15] Jah     the only one who was allowed     to rule in his place! [13:19] Boss     That's right. [13:20] Jah     There was nobody who could best me! [13:23] Jah     I was the one and only great Jahy! [13:28] Jah     And now... now... Why?! [13:31] Jah     I am the Dark Realm's Number 2! [13:35] Boss     Chin up! [13:36] Boss     That's not much different from you now. [13:38] Boss     Here in the Pub Maou,     you're the one and only employee! [13:43] Jah     That's not the same!     Not the same at all! [13:47] Boss     Isn't it though? [13:50] Land     Hey, Sis, I thought you were closed today. [13:53] Jah     Landlord! [13:55] Land     Damn, you're drunk. [13:57] Land     Anyway, if you've got money to drink,     you've got money to pay your rent! [14:01] Jah     Like hell I will! Come drink! [14:06] Jah     You won't drink my booze, huh?! [14:09] Land     Yikes. What a pain in the ass. [14:12] Land     Hey, Sis. Pour me one, too. [14:14] Jah     All right! Drink up! [14:16] Boss     Ryou-chan, I don't know about this... [14:18] ---     Craft Pub [14:18] ---     Maou. [14:24] Jah     I wasn't like this back in the Dark Realm. [14:27] Jah     I just cut down anyone who went against me. [14:30] Jah     Not that there was anyone     who dared to do that. [14:33] Jah     I really was something     back in the Dark Realm! [14:36] Boss     During rush hour, your cash register     skills are really something, too! [14:40] Jah     It's not the same at all! [14:42] Jah     I was so, so, so much better! [14:48] Jah     I was really great, right? [14:50] Jah     I never made a mistake, right? [14:55] Jah     Since I've come here,     I've been making money to live off, [14:59] (Flashback) jah     Welcome! [15:01] Jah     done housework, [15:03] Jah     set up a life... so I could     restore the Dark Realm. [15:19] Jah     I've been trying so hard! [15:23] Jah     Then I finally found one... [15:26] Jah     struggled to make it mine... [15:28] Jah     and then the Magical Girl just     stole it from me like that. [15:32] Jah     What... What... What... [15:38] Jah     do I even do now?! [15:41] Boss     Hy-chan... [15:44] Jah     I'm trying so hard to restore the Dark Realm [15:47] Boss     Hy-chan... [15:49] Boss     Oh, no, I've let her drink too much. [15:51] Jah     but why am I so useless?! [15:56] Land     You're doing good, Ja-ko. [16:01] Jah     Land...lord? [16:03] Land     I dunno about no Dark Realm. [16:05] Land     But you came to this foreign     place all by yourself. [16:07] Land     Ann you're working, making money,     working, making money... [16:12] Land     I can't do anyting withou my shister! [16:15] Land     Anyway! [16:16] Land     Ja-ko, I'm proud of you! [16:26] Jah     Landlord! [16:32] Jah     Am I really doing good? [16:34] Land     You are! [16:36] Jah     Am I... amazing? [16:38] Land     You are amazing! [16:39] Jah     Am I... smart? [16:40] Land     Like a fox! [16:42] Jah     Am I... cool? [16:43] Land     So cool! [16:44] Jah     Am I ...strong? [16:45] Land     Stwong! [16:46] Jah     Am I the best? [16:47] Land     Bestest! [16:52] Jah     Do you like me? [16:54] Land     I do! [16:55] Jah     Landlord! [16:56] Land     Ja-ko! [17:22] Boss     Oh, my goodness! [17:24] Boss     This is all because I didn't stop them. [17:27] Boss     It turned into this really funny thing! [17:31] Boss     I knew how Ryou-chan gets     when she's drunk, and yet... [17:36] Boss     I'm an idiot! An idiot! [17:38] Boss     A failure of an adult! SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [17:54] Jah     Ow, ow, ow, ow. [17:56] Jah     Where am I? [18:06] Jah     Landlord?! [18:09] Land     Ow, what the hell're you doing? [18:12] Jah     Why am I sleeping next to you? [18:16] Jah     And why are my clothes gone? [18:18] Jah     What the hell is this? [18:20] Land     What are you doing in my bed? [18:23] Jah     That's what I'd like to know! [18:24] Jah     We're not even in a bed, though. [18:25] Boss     Good morning! [18:27] Boss     You two fell asleep on the     floor like two drunk besties. [18:30] Boss     Sorry I couldn't carry you somewhere else. [18:32] Boss     You were cute, though. [18:36] Jah     Do you like me? [18:38] Land     I do! [18:38] Jah     Landlord! [18:40] Land     Ja-ko! [18:40] Jah     Please no... [18:43] Boss     There's a lot more of these. [18:45] Boss     Look at these. SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [18:56] Jah     Erase that right now! Delete it! [19:00] Nar     That moment, the great     Jahy swore in her heart [19:03] Nar     that she would never lose     herself again when drinking. [20:37] txt     The Great Jahy's [20:37] txt     3 [20:37] txt     Minute [20:37] txt     Cooking Show [20:42] Jah     Today, we're going to make my     special stir-fried sprouts. [20:46] txt     m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60 [20:46] txt     Ingredients     (for one person) [20:46] txt     Sprouts - 1pkg Salt - to taste [20:46] Jah     You will need the special sale     19 yen sprouts, and salt. [20:51] Jah     We heat up the frying pan, then     add all of the sprouts at once. [20:55] Jah     Randomly stir them and get them cooked. [21:01] Jah     Use salt to season the     sprouts to your liking. [21:06] Jah     And then, it's done! [21:10] Jah     Now, let's have a taste. [21:23] Jah     The salt really complements     the crunch of the sprouts! [21:26] Jah     This is delicious! [21:28] txt     The Great Jahy's [21:28] txt     3 [21:28] txt     Minute [21:28] txt     Cooking Show [21:34] Jah     Today, we're going to make a     slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts. [21:37] txt     m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60 [21:37] txt     Ingredients     (for one person) [21:37] txt     Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp     Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste [21:37] Jah     You will need 34 yen sprouts,     salt, and pepper. [21:42] Jah     We heat up the frying pan,     and today we'll splurge and add oil! [21:46] Jah     Next, we add all of the sprouts at once. [21:50] Jah     Let's stir-fry them on high heat. [21:52] Jah     Since this is a fancy stir-fry, we don't     need to worry about the gas bill at all. [21:57] Jah     Next, add some salt, and a     generous amount of pepper. [22:01] Jah     Turn off the heat, and it's done! [22:05] Jah     Now, let's have a taste. [22:12] Jah     The aroma of the pepper is really     noticeable, this is delicious! [22:16] txt     The Great Jahy's [22:16] txt     3 [22:16] txt     Minute [22:16] txt     Cooking Show [22:18] Jah     Today, we're going to make     super fancy stir-fried sprouts. [22:21] txt     m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60 [22:21] txt     Ingredients     (for one person) [22:21] txt     Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp     Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste [22:22] Jah     You will need, can you believe it,     68 yen sprouts, salt, and pepper. [22:26] Jah     There is one more secret ingredient,     but we will reveal that later. [22:32] Jah     First, we prepare the     slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts. [22:37] Jah     And here it finally is, the fancy ingredient! [22:42] Jah     The mere slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts [22:44] Jah     transform into super fancy stir-fried     sprouts just by introducing this mayonnaise! [22:52] Jah     Yes, the mayonnaise's richness goes really     well with the stir-fried sprouts! [22:55] Jah     It's like a completely different dish! [23:00] jah     Spicy fancy stir-fried sprouts! [23:02] jah     Japanese-style fancy stir-fried sprouts! [23:04] jah     Italian-style fancy stir-fried sprouts! [23:10] Jah     No more. [23:12] Jah     No more, no more, no more, no more! [23:13] Jah     I don't want any more stir-fried sprouts! [23:15] Jah     I want to eat something else! [23:18] land     Hey, Ja-ko, you about? [23:20] jah     What do you want? [23:22] land     I brought you something. [23:24] jah     You did? [23:26] land     They had a sale. SIGN    Sprouts [23:34] txt     Next Time [23:34] txt     The Great Jahy Doesn't Play! E7 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Play! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Jah     Damn that magical girl... [00:14] Jah     I'm going to defeat her and get back     my mana crystal, no matter what. SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [00:17] Jah     I swear it as the Dark Realm's     second-in-command! [00:37] Jah     Boss? [00:54] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:55] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:56] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:56] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:57] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:58] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:10] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 7          The Great Jahy Doesn't Play! [02:11] Jah     So, what are you doing? [02:13] Boss     I haven't gotten any exercise lately,      so I was doing some drills. [02:17] Jah     Huh. [02:19] Boss     I'm always motivated in the beginning,     but I can't seem to keep it up. [02:25] Jah     Huh. [02:26] Boss     I know, Hy-chan!     Would you be my workout buddy? [02:30] Boss     I asked Ryou-chan, but... [02:33] (Flashback) Land     No way. [02:35] Boss     That's what she said. [02:37] Boss     So please, Hy-chan! [02:39] Jah     Why should I do that? [02:41] Boss     I'll give you more food after your shifts. [02:44] Boss     I'll even take requests. [02:47] Jah     I guess I can't leave you hangin'! [02:49] Boss     Yay! [03:06] Boss     Push-ups... really are hard! [03:17] Boss     If they're too much for you,     you can just take it slow. [03:22] Jah     They're not hard at all! [03:40] Boss     Hy-chan! Let's just take it slow. [03:45] Boss     It's hard for everyone     when they first start out. [03:49] Jah     There's nothing I cannot do... [03:51] Jah     I won't stand for that! [03:52] Jah     Hyah! [03:54] Boss     Let's make your next set one rep. [03:57] Jah     Hyah! [04:00] Jah     There's nothing I cannot do! [04:06] Inst     Let's dance! [04:08] Inst     First, we'll get our arms in the air     and step from side to side. [04:11] Inst     Make sure to keep your arms up. [04:14] Inst     One! Two! Three! Four! [04:16] Inst     Five! Six! Seven! [04:32] Boss     Hy-chan! [04:37] Jah     I can't. I can't do this. [04:40] Boss     Of course you can. [04:42] Boss     Just keep at it and you'll     slowly get better, little by little. [04:46] Boss     You just started,     so you're doing fine, Hy-chan. [04:50] Boss     I'm not disciplined enough     to stick with things, [04:54] Boss     so I'm really glad you     agreed to do this with me. [04:59] Boss     Thank you, Hy-chan. [05:02] Boss     Let's do this together. [05:04] Jah     Yeah! [05:06] Nar     And so the two of them started     training morning until night. [05:13] Nar     Through the rain. Through the wind. [05:16] Nar     They exercised without fail. [05:22] Both     Twenty-nine... [05:25] Both     Thirty! [05:28] Jah     We did it! [05:30] Boss     We really did, Hy-chan. [05:32] Jah     Both of us. [05:36] Jah     I kinda feel like I've gotten stronger... [05:39] Jah     I get it! This is what I was missing. [05:43] Jah     I just needed to work out! [05:45] Jah     If I keep this up,     I can defeat that magical girl. [05:54] Jah     I'm ready to hit it again tomorrow! [05:57] Nar     The next day... [05:59] Jah     Boss, let's try this next. [06:02] Jah     It's a coupon trial pass     for a gym or something. [06:05] Jah     You can get a great workout there, apparently. [06:09] Boss     That's nice... but I'm actually     back to my original weight. [06:15] Boss     My diet was a success! [06:16] Boss     See? Look! My upper arms were so flabby,     but now they're quite sleek. [06:21] Boss     And it's all thanks to you joining me. [06:24] Boss     Thank you so much, Hy-chan! [06:28] Jah     But our training... [06:31] Boss     Flab be gone! [06:32] Boss     Flab be... SIGN    Free Trial Pass [06:40] Jah     What is wrong with her? [06:43] Jah     I regret getting swept up     in the stupid workout hype. [06:46] Jah     My magical powers and stamina     are both completely drained. [06:50] Jah     Oh, well... Time to hit the hay. [07:24] Jah     Pipe down! [07:25] Jah     Damn, you are so loud!     Do you know what time it is?! [07:30] Jah     Knock it off, jackass! [07:35] Jah     It's over. [07:37] Jah     Jeez, to get between me and sleep... [07:40] Jah     Must have some balls. [08:00] Jah     Pipe down! [08:02] Jah     How... many... times... [08:05] Jah     do I have to say it?! [08:08] Jah     Do you have cats in your ears or something?! [08:10] Jah     It's nighttime! Go to bed already! [08:17] Jah     Damn... I'm exhausted from     being on my feet all day. [08:21] Jah     The landlord will be hearing     about this tomorrow. [08:24] Jah     I hope you realize... [08:27] Jah     who you're dealing with... [08:39] Jah     So that's how it's going to be, huh? [08:42] Jah     Challenge accepted! [08:43] Jah     You'll rue the day you crossed     the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [08:48] Jah     Well?! Annoying, huh?! Annoying, isn't it?! [08:51] Jah     Eat it! [08:53] Jah     I wanna go to sleep! [08:56] Jah     Go to sleep! [08:58] Jah     Go to sleep! [09:00] Jah     Go to sleep! [09:08] Jah     They're... [09:21] Jah     It can't be...     They're responding to my sounds? [09:25] Jah     Not so fast! [09:58] Nar     The Great Jahy's jam session with her     neighbor lasted until morning. [10:07] Jah     Tenacious... li'l bastard... [10:10] Jah     But now... it's finally quiet... [10:24] Jah     Damn it! [10:25] Jah     I feel like I got no sleep,     and it's totally the neighbor's fault! [10:28] Jah     I'm going over to complain to their face! [10:32] Jah     Hey! We need to talk! [10:34] Jah     What's wrong with you,     keeping me up like that?! [10:36] Jah     I'm not going to let you     get away with it again! [10:39] Land     What are you doing? [10:43] Jah     Listen! [10:45] Jah     So, my neighbor kept making     a racket all through the night. [10:48] Jah     Hey! The landlord's here now! [10:50] Jah     I know you're in there, so open up! [10:55] Land     That unit's empty. [10:58] Jah     Huh? [11:06] Nar     Huh? [11:11] Nar     The Great Jahy was growing impatient... [11:14] Jah     Damn! [11:16] Jah     Nothing... [11:18] Jah     Nothing! [11:20] Jah     I can't believe it! Where's my mana crystal?! [11:24] Kid     Hey, what a cool rock! [11:26] Jah     What? [11:29] Jah     Really... That kid? [11:31] Jah     This is my chance! [11:33] Jah     A kid doesn't stand a chance against me. [11:39] Kid     Oh, it cracked... [11:41] Jah     Hey, you there! [11:42] Jah     That rock belongs to me! I dropped it. [11:45] Jah     You have my thanks for finding it. [11:46] Jah     Now, surrender it forthwith. [11:50] Kid     Never. [11:51] Jah     Huh? [11:52] Kid     Who are you anyway? [11:53] Kid     What grade are you in? [11:55] Kid     You should be more respectful     with kids older than you. [11:58] Kid     I'll give it to you if you say,     "May I please have that stone?" [12:02] Jah     Do what? [12:04] Jah     What'd you just say to me, you little brat? [12:06] Kid     Says the even smaller brat. [12:09] Kid     You talk funny, too. [12:11] Kid     Like some old fart. [12:13] Jah     You snot-nosed squirt! [12:17] Jah     Hmph. So the problem's my form, is it? [12:21] Jah     Shall I show you Jahy's true greatness? [12:41] Jah     Well, how about now? [12:42] Jah     No further questions, hmm? [12:48] Jah     Cat got your tongue? [12:49] Jah     Now, relinquish that mana crystal! [12:52] Kid     Pervert lady! [12:53] Jah     Say what?! [12:54] Kid     Leave me alone! [12:56] jah     Hey, wait! [12:57] Kid     Pervert lady! [13:00] Kid     If you want it so bad, you can have it! [13:05] Jah     How dare you treat my previous     mana crystal like that? [13:12] Jah     This isn't a mana crystal. [13:16] Jah     I can't believe I played     along with that brat! [13:18] Jah     How humiliating! [13:25] Jah     My mana crystal is faintly responding... [13:28] Jah     It should definitely be     somewhere around here. [13:40] Girl     Hey, what are you doing? [13:45] Jah     The hell did you come from?! [13:48] Girl     Did you drop something? [13:51] Jah     Shoo! Shoo! [13:52] Jah     Scram, kid! [13:53] Jah     I don't have time for you. [13:55] Girl     I'll help you look. [13:58] Girl     You need help, right? [14:01] Girl     My mom told me that when     someone's in need, we should help them. [14:07] Jah     You think a little girl like you     can find something like this? [14:11] Girl     I don't know. I'll do my best. [14:14] Girl     What are we looking for, anyway? [14:18] Jah     Well... that's... [14:20] Jah     What's up with this kid? [14:22] Jah     She's throwing me off. [14:24] Jah     Maybe she wants the mana crystal for herself! [14:32] Jah     It looks like this. [14:36] Girl     Wow, that's so pretty! Just lovely! [14:39] Jah     Y-You think so? [14:41] Girl     Yeah! I've never seen such     a lovely stone before. [14:45] Jah     Ah, so you can appreciate      how incredible this is. [14:48] Jah     Worlds apart from that little brat earlier. [14:51] Girl     My mom won't buy me stuff like this.      She says I'm too young. [14:57] Girl     You're so fancy. [15:00] Jah     W-Well, mana crystals aren't meant     for puny humans like you. [15:04] Jah     They're really special. [15:07] Girl     Mana crystals? What're those? [15:09] Jah     I'll make a special exception and tell you. [15:11] Jah     They contain tremendous power.     They're the source of our magic. [15:14] Jah     But if humans hold them,     terrible misfortune will befall them. [15:20] Girl     Really? That sounds dangerous. [15:23] Jah     That's right. [15:24] Jah     What you see now is not my true form. [15:27] Jah     I need more mana crystals to sustain it. [15:31] Jah     And once I've reattained     my original magic powers, [15:35] Jah     I will the defeat the bane      of my existence, that magical girl, [15:37] Jah     and restore the Dark Realm. [15:40] Jah     Though I'm pretty sure      that's all over your head. [15:44] Girl     How cool! [15:46] Girl     So if we find that rock,     you're going to get super strong? [15:50] Girl     Amazing! [15:53] Girl     That reminds me. I don't know your name yet. [15:56] Girl     Mine's Kokoro. What about you? [15:59] Jah     Kokoro, huh? [16:01] Jah     Well, my name is Jahy! [16:03] Jah     You can call me the Great Jahy. [16:05] Girl     Got it, Great Jahy! [16:12] Jah     Humans are usually such a pain in the ass, [16:16] Jah     but I feel like this girl really gets it. [16:21] Jah     Hey, now's not the time for slacking! [16:24] Jah     If we don't find the crystal soon,      the sun's going to set. [16:26] Girl     R-Right! [16:28] Jah     I'll look over here.     You check over there. [16:32] Girl     Okay! [16:34] Jah     She offered to help look     for the mana crystal herself, [16:37] Jah     so I'll take full advantage of her! [16:57] Jah     Damn it. I thought it would     be around here somewhere. [17:00] Girl     We just can't find it, Great Jahy.... [17:03] Jah     You don't have to tell me that. [17:06] Jah     Already ready to give up, huh? [17:08] Jah     Flighty kids are so unreliable... [17:11] Girl     Maybe we should try looking somewhere else. [17:13] Jah     Huh? [17:14] Girl     I mean, it's really important to you, right? [17:17] Girl     Are there any other places you can think of? [17:21] Jah     Ack! What is this light? [17:24] Jah     O-Oh, right. It's just the sun behind her. [17:27] Jah     It's not because I was overwhelmed! [17:31] Jah     All right. [17:32] Jah     I suppose we can take your     idea into consideration. [17:37] Girl     Great Jahy, why don't we go     ask at the police station? [17:40] Jah     The police station?! [17:42] Girl     If you lost something,      I think the police would help. [17:52] Jah     No way! [17:53] Jah     Nothing good could come      of him butting into this. [17:56] Girl     Oh, I see. I get it.     Police officers are big and scary. [18:01] Girl     It's better if we just look for it ourselves. [18:04] Girl     I'm sorry I forgot how     important it is to you. [18:08] Jah     Yeah... [18:09] Jah     What is this heavy feeling? [18:12] Jah     Whenever she smiles, my chest hurts. [18:15] Jah     Everybody's so useless! [18:17] Jah     Just forget it!     I'm going to go find it myself! [18:20] Jah     You should go home, Kokoro! [18:22] Girl     Great Jahy? [18:32] Jah     I can't stand feeling this way anymo— [18:40] Girl     Great Jahy! [18:45] Girl     Hold on! [18:48] Girl     All better now, right? [18:53] Jah     Why...? [18:56] Girl     I'm really clumsy, so I'm     always getting hurt all over. [19:00] Girl     So my mom told me to keep bandages on me. [19:06] Jah     Kokoro, you're... [19:14] kid     Over here! [19:15] Kid     Oh crap, it's time! [19:17] Kid     Let's race home! [19:20] Jah     Isn't it time for you to go, too? [19:22] Girl     Yeah. [19:29] Jah     What is it? [19:30] Girl     I think we'll find one here! [19:32] Jah     Find... Oh, the mana crystal? [19:39] Girl     Got it! [19:41] Jah     Really?! [19:42] Jah     Great job, Kokoro! [19:44] Jah     Now, hand it— [19:44] Girl     Look! [19:45] Girl     A four-leaf clover! [19:47] Jah     A what? [19:50] Girl     See? [19:52] Jah     I was looking for mana crystals,     not some freakin' weed! [19:57] Girl     Here. It's for you. [19:59] Jah     I'm telling you I don't want it! [20:01] Girl     What? But a four-leaf clover     brings you good luck. [20:08] Girl     I hope you find happiness! [20:12] Girl     I'm sure you'll find that     mana crystal soon, too. [20:17] Jah     Happiness? [20:27] Girl     I'm sorry we couldn't find it today. [20:29] Girl     Let's look for it again, Great Jahy! [20:33] Jah     S-Sure. [20:51] Jah     Maybe I was being too impatient. [21:00] Jah     Thank you for waiting! [21:00] guy     Ah, here we go! [21:02] Boss     My, Hy-chan. You're in      an awfully good mood today. [21:05] Jah     Same as always. [21:07] Guy     Excuse me, check please! [21:09] Jah     Coming right up! [21:11] Nar     Touched by Kokoro's pure heart,     the Great Jahy's own heart softened a bit. [22:46] Boss     Hy-chan, thank you helping me with my diet. [22:50] Boss     I brought some sweets as a thank-you. [22:53] Boss     You've been wanting some, right? [22:55] Jah     Sweets? Like, for free?! [22:57] Jah     In that case, I'm totally fine     with you yanking my chain. [23:02] Boss     You really did a great job. [23:05] Boss     You deserve a reward. [23:13] Nar     And the next day... [23:16] Nar     And the next day... [23:19] Nar     And the next day... [23:30] Boss     I'm even heavier than before?! [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     The Great Jahy Can't Bathe! E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Nar     As second-in-command of the Dark Realm,     the Great Jahy did as she pleased [00:07] Nar     and all trembled before her... [00:11] Nar     in the past! [00:19] Jah     I don't have to work today. [00:21] Jah     Maybe I'll take a nice, relaxing bath. [00:29] Jah     How the hell am I supposed to relax     in this pathetic little tub?! [00:47] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:48] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:49] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:49] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:50] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:51] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:03] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 8          The Great Jahy Can't Bathe! [02:08] Jah     I'm starving... [02:15] Wom     I've come to pick you up, Your Greatness. [02:19] Jah     Who're you? [02:21] Wom     I am President Dojima's chauffeur. [02:24] Jah     Dojima? [02:27] Jah     Oh, you mean Druj? [02:31] Wom     After you. [02:33] Wom     The president is waiting. [02:35] Jah     She is? [02:37] Jah     What's this all of a sudden? [02:42] Wom     Please help yourself to some     refreshments, Your Greatness. [02:50] Jah     An all-you-can-eat sweets buffet? [02:52] Jah     What service from Druj today! [03:02] Jah     What's this? [03:12] Jah     Wow, now that's nice! [03:19] Jah     With all these snacks,     I could live it up for a while. [03:23] Jah     I want to move in here! [03:27] Wom     We've arrived. [03:29] Jah     Already? No! [03:31] Wom     President Dojima is waiting for you. [03:34] Jah     I don't care! I live here now! [03:37] Wom     Your Greatness... [03:39] Jah     No way, no how!     This is my home now! I live here! [03:45] Dru     O Great Jahy! I've been waiting for you. [03:50] Dru     Welcome to my company. [03:52] Jah     Your company? [03:53] Dru     That's right! [03:53] Dru     This is my company. [03:55] Dru     Druj... or rather, Dojima Corporation! [04:02] Dru     I believe when I visited your workplace last, [04:04] Dru     I invited you to come here to mine. [04:08] Jah     Did you? [04:10] (Flashback) Dru     A draft beer, please! [04:12] (Flashback) Dru     And I really hope you'll visit me      at my company, too, Your Greatness! [04:17] (Flashback) Jah     Coming right up! [04:18] (Flashback) Jah     One draft beer and one company visit, please! [04:20] Jah     So you did... [04:22] Dru     I sincerely apologize for summoning      you when you're so busy, [04:26] Dru     but I'm in dire need of your help today. [04:32] Jah     I am busy. I don't have time to waste here. [04:37] Dru     Please find it in your heart. [04:39] Dru     This is a job only you, the Dark Realm's     second-in-command, could handle. [04:44] Dru     Only you, the Dark Realm's     second-in-command... [04:46] Dru     Only you, the Dark Realm's     second-in-command. [04:49] Dru     Only you, the Dark Realm's     second-in-command! [04:53] Jah     Wh-What would you do without me? [04:56] Jah     Fine. The Dark Realm's     second-in-command will help you out. [05:01] Dru     Then let us have some tea      and discuss the matter right away. [05:13] Jah     So what does your company do, anyway? [05:17] Dru     Our company is a so-called     management consultancy. [05:22] Jah     "Consommé tart"? [05:24] Dru     Companies come to us for advice.      We analyze their financial situations, [05:28] Dru     or even offer insight on how     to improve their businesses. [05:32] Dru     Put simply, we take advantage     of these greedy lower lifeforms [05:36] Dru     and suck out that sweet nectar     called a consultancy fee. [05:40] Dru     For a demon, this profession     is our true calling! [05:44] Jah     C-Calm down, Druj... [05:45] Jah     True calling... [05:47] Dru     Oh, do pardon me. [05:50] Dru     At any rate, my experience from the     Dark Realm has proven extremely useful. [05:55] Dru     Of course, it's all thanks to you! [05:59] Dru     Not only did you see my abilities,     you also believed in me [06:04] Dru     and entrusted various duties to me. [06:08] Dru     You are the greatest teacher!     The best master! [06:15] Jah     I'm glad you see things how they are, Druj. [06:18] Jah     Now, why don't you tell me what you need     the Dark Realm's second-in-command for? [06:24] Dru     Actually, we're having a special training     seminar for all company employees. [06:31] Jah     Sure, sure. [06:32] Dru     I'd be honored if someone as     overflowing with charisma as you [06:37] Dru     would speak at the event. [06:39] Jah     Charisma? I like the sound of that. [06:43] jah     Upsy! [06:43] all     Long live the Great Jahy! [06:44] jah     Upsy! [06:44] all     Long live the Great Jahy! [06:46] Dru     Would that be possible? [06:48] Jah     No problem. [06:49] Dru     Oh, thank you so much! [06:51] Dru     Please, just step right this way. [06:53] Jah     Sure. [06:55] dru     Pardon me while I take your clothes. [06:57] Jah     Sure. [06:59] Jah     That's right. [07:00] Jah     That job and that ratty apartment     aren't where I belong. [07:06] Jah     I have a place... [07:08] Jah     A place worthy of me! [07:11] Dru     It's just about time. [07:12] Dru     Right this way, please. [07:15] Dru     And now, I would like to welcome to the     stage the person who I admire most! [07:21] Dru     Meet the Great Jahy,      owner of the Maou Pub! [07:33] Jah     Hark the story of the     Dark Realm's second-in-command! [07:38] Jah     Well met, humans. [07:41] Jah     When I was in the Dark Realm,     power was everything! [07:45] Dru     I see! [07:46] Dru     In our current society,     what we need is power! [07:49] Dru     In other words, financial power! [07:50] Dru     And capable people! [07:53] Dru     That's what you mean, right? [07:57] Dru     I'd expect no less from you! [08:03] Dru     I'm so sorry, Your Greatness! [08:06] Dru     I just got so excited... [08:09] Jah     Don't worry about it. [08:12] Jah     So, in my opinion... [08:14] Dru     Those on top need to recognize     their underlings' talents [08:17] Dru     and create an environment where     they can thrive and work freely! [08:21] Dru     That's what you're saying, right?! [08:23] All     Wow! [08:25] All     Amazing! [08:27] All     Makes sense! [08:30] Jah     I... [08:30] Dru     It's just as you say! [08:33] Dru     The ideal superior is someone like you, [08:37] Dru     who trusts their underlings and guides them! [08:41] Dru     They must know when to be tough.     When to treat you to a meal. [08:46] Dru     Communication between ranks is so important. [08:48] Dru     Indeed, we mustn't forget that     the superior-underling relationship [08:52] Dru     is a bond every bit as important     as that of family and lovers. [08:58] Dru     That's what you wanted to say, right?! [09:07] Dru     Thank you! [09:08] Dru     Let's show our appreciation     for the Great Jahy! [09:18] Dru     Thank you for that amazing speech today. [09:22] Dru     I was so moved. [09:25] Jah     You can let me out here. [09:28] Dru     But why don't we drop you off at your domicile? [09:30] Jah     There's somewhere I'd like to stop by. [09:33] Dru     Oh, I see... [09:35] Dru     Please pull over, then. [09:37] Wom     Certainly. [09:51] Jah     You did all of the talking! [09:54] Jah     That was supposed to be my moment! [09:57] Jah     My time in the limelight! [10:00] Jah     Druj, you dolt! [10:12] Dru     I forgot to tell you,     but as thanks for today, [10:16] Dru     I'd like to invite you to a party. [10:19] Jah     Did you say... a party? [10:21] Dru     That's right! I'll pick you up next weekend. [10:26] Jah     S-Sure. SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [10:44] Boss     My, Hy-chan, you're in a good mood. [10:47] Boss     Did something good happen? [10:49] Jah     Druj invited me to a party. [10:51] Boss     A party? [10:52] Jah     It's her way of saying thanks     for me helping her out. [10:57] Boss     Wow! I'm sure it'll be amazing. [11:01] Boss     Druj-chan is a company president, after all. [11:04] Boss     You've got to dress up for it, okay? [11:06] Boss     Maybe do something with your hair. [11:10] Boss     Hy-chan, are you bathing regularly? [11:12] Jah     Rude! [11:14] Jah     I bathe once every three days! [11:16] Boss     Once every three days? [11:18] Jah     In a washtub... [11:19] Boss     A washtub?! [11:20] Jah     What else am I supposed to do?     There's no bath at my place! [11:25] Boss     Hy-chan, we'll go when work is over. [11:28] Jah     Huh? [11:29] Jah     Go where? [11:31] Boss     Somewhere nice. [11:36] Jah     What's so nice about this place? [11:38] Jah     Just looks like some old-ass building. [11:40] Boss     It's a place to bathe. [11:41] Boss     A public bathhouse. [11:43] Land     Why the hell did I have to come? [11:45] Jah     A bath? [11:46] Jah     Here? [11:47] Boss     Let's go on in. [11:49] Sign     Bathhouse Admission     Adults 500 yen     Students 400 yen     Children 300 yen [11:52] Boss     Hurry up now! [11:56] Jah     One child. [11:57] Old     Thank you. Go on in. [11:59] Land     That's convenient. [12:01] Jah     You jealous? [12:04] Land     No, not really. [12:06] Jah     I paid 300 yen for this,     so it'd better be good. [12:22] Land     Hey, stop switching back and forth     between being big and small. [12:26] Jah     Oh? [12:27] Jah     Jealous of my beautiful body? [12:31] Land     Not really. Stop taunting me. [12:33] Boss     Ryou-chan, are you still     concerned about your chest? [12:36] Boss     You used to drink those supplements, [12:39] Boss     but I thought you'd     stopped worrying these days... [12:41] Land     Sis! [12:42] Jah     So the bath is this way, is it? [12:45] Jah     Well, compared to the Dark Realm,     this shabby place can't possibly be— [12:50] Jah     It's huge! [12:55] Boss     Nice, isn't it? [12:57] Jah     Well, size isn't all that matters. [13:03] Jah     Man, I haven't had hot water in forever! [13:06] Boss     Hy-chan, I'll wash your back for you. [13:11] Boss     Does anywhere itch? [13:14] Jah     A little to the left. [13:16] Jah     That's it, that's it... [13:18] Jah     Between the nice lather and the boss's     scrubbing technique, this isn't bad at all! [13:25] Jah     Do my arms next. [13:27] Boss     Yes, yes. [13:28] Land     Hey, Sis, don't spoil Ja-ko so much. [13:32] Jah     Jealous? [13:34] Land     Not really. [13:35] Boss     I used to do this for you, too, remember? [13:38] Boss     Up until you started middle school. [13:42] Land     Sis! [13:43] Jah     Ooh, what's this? [13:44] Jah     Can't stand seeing me steal your sister? [13:47] Land     You... [13:48] Jah     What a child! [13:50] Land     Says the person enjoying     being bathed like one! [13:54] Jah     You'll have to excuse me, little baby.     I need to go wash my hair. [14:02] Jah     Compared to what we had in the Dark Realm,     this human shampoo can't possibly— [14:08] Jah     How does it smell so good?! [14:13] Jah     It's so silky to the touch, too. [14:16] Jah     I never knew the humans     had anything like this. [14:18] Jah     It's complimentary, too! [14:20] Jah     This bathhouse is pretty great. [14:24] Jah     My hair is happy, too! [14:30] Jah     Wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started. [14:32] Jah     The water makes or breaks a bath. [14:34] Jah     That'll determine whether     this place is good or— [14:37] Jah     Wow, it's the ideal temperature! [14:40] Jah     I've even got plenty     of room to stretch my legs. [14:43] Jah     I don't get how, but these bubbles are     perfectly massaging my sore shoulders. [14:51] Jah     This place is really the best. [14:54] Jah     The vast, infinite hot water... [14:56] Jah     The tub big enough to stretch out in... [14:58] Jah     The wonderful-smelling shampoo... [15:01] Jah     I never thought the humans     had baths this nice. [15:22] Land     You shrunk again, Ja-ko! [15:25] Land     I thought I told you not to do that here. [15:28] Land     Don't ignore me! [15:31] Boss     Looks like you're all done now, too. [15:34] Boss     Why don't I dry your hair for you? [15:36] Land     You're still babying her! [15:38] Boss     Oh, just let me. [15:39] Boss     We came together after all, you know? [15:42] Land     I swear... [15:44] Boss     Isn't it nice here, Hy-chan? [15:46] Boss     It's close to the pub and it's cheap,     so the two of us come here often. [15:54] Boss     For you. [15:55] Boss     Milk after you get out     is the crowning touch. [15:58] Jah     Hey, why didn't you tell me     about this place earlier?! [16:02] Boss     Oh, I didn't know you didn't know about it. [16:05] Jah     As the landlord, you should have told me! [16:08] Jah     I'm living in your shitty bathless apartment! [16:12] Land     Aw, don't sweat the small stuff. [16:14] Jah     Damn you... [16:17] Jah     That's good! [16:27] Boss     We should all do this again soon, Hy-chan. [16:30] Jah     Y-Yeah, I guess so. [16:33] Nar     The milk after the bath was so delicious     that the Great Jahy forgave everything. [16:44] Dru     Are you ready, Your Greatness? [16:47] Jah     Indeed. [16:49] Dru     We are both sick of having to spend     our days in this human world. [16:56] jah     Yes, yes. [16:57] dru     That is no surprise. [16:58] dru     We are inhabitants of the Dark Realm. [17:00] jah     Yes, yes... [17:02] dru     While we cannot immediately restore     the Dark Realm, this is a special night. [17:06] dru     So let us begin... [17:09] dru     the Dark Realm party! [17:11] ---     Yeah! [17:12] dru     I've prepared a variety of delights for you! [17:17] Jah     Oh, wow! [17:18] Jah     Dishes from the Dark Realm! [17:20] Dru     I tried recreating them     with ingredients from the human world. [17:25] Jah     Wow, it tastes just like the real thing! [17:29] Dru     Your Greatness! Your Greatness! [17:36] Jah     This is awful! [17:36] Jah     You eat it! [17:38] Dru     Oh, you've made me so happy! [17:42] Dru     Ah, this takes me back! [17:44] Dru     I've missed it so! [17:48] Dru     Your Greatness, please take a look at this! [17:53] Jah     It's Yaku! And Nostar! [17:55] Jah     I haven't seen them in forever. [17:57] Dru     I made these dolls to look     just like your old underlings. [18:00] Jah     Druj! [18:02] Jah     The decorations... [18:03] Jah     The food... [18:05] Jah     Our brethren! [18:13] Chant     O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy! [18:16] Jah     I'm really back in the Dark Realm! [18:23] Guy     Dojima-san? [18:24] Guy     Delivery for you. [18:26] Dru     C-Coming! [18:28] Guy     Just sign right here, please. [18:32] Jah     Druj... [18:34] Jah     Can't you read the room? [18:37] Jah     This is a special Dark Realm night! [18:39] Jah     You said so yourself, didn't you?! [18:42] Dru     Please accept my apologies! [18:44] Jah     Anything that reminds me     of the human world is forbidden. [18:48] Jah     Understood? [18:50] Dru     As you wish! [18:51] ---     Hup! [18:54] Dru     Now then, let's shake that off and... [18:59] Jah     Very good, very good. [19:01] Dru     Your Greatness! [19:06] Dru     Yes? Dojima here. [19:10] Dru     I believe I asked you to take care of that. [19:14] Dru     Yes. [19:15] Dru     I will. [19:17] Dru     Thank you. [19:18] Dru     Goodbye. [19:26] Jah     Druj... [19:30] Dru     My humblest apologies! [19:32] Dru     This stupid thing! [19:35] Dru     Take that! [19:36] Dru     And that! [19:37] Dru     And that, too! [19:41] Dru     Now, Your Greatness,     shall we pick up where we left off? [19:45] Jah     Yeah, sure. [19:53] Jah     I've missed this. [19:55] Jah     I've really missed this. [19:57] Jah     My Dark Realm... [20:14] Jah     What's that noise? [20:15] Dru     The clock striking midnight. [20:18] Jah     Midnight? [20:22] Jah     I need to get home. [20:24] Dur     But we haven't had      the special Dark Realm cake yet! [20:30] Jah     It was such a good Dark Realm party,     I want to leave it in this form. [20:35] Dur     Your Greatness? [20:37] Jah     I had fun. [20:39] Jah     Next time, let's do it      in the Dark Realm for real. [20:41] Dur     Y-Your Greatness? [21:15] Jah     I want to go home to the Dark Realm already! [21:20] Jah     I swear I'll get those mana crystals! [21:23] Jah     And defeat that magical girl! [21:27] Jah     And one day, I'll move to     a place with an actual bath! [21:32] Jah     Because I'm... the one and only... [21:35] Jah     Great Jahy, second-in-command      of the Dark Realm! [23:34] txt     Next Time [23:34] txt     Saurva Can't Catch A Break... E9 - Saurva Can't Catch a Break... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Sau     That Jahy... [00:07] Sau     Curse her for overstepping me,      the Magnificent Saurva, [00:09] Sau     to become the Dark Realm's      second-in-command. [00:13] Sau     Ever since coming to the human world, [00:15] Sau     I've waited numerous times     for the chance to defeat her. [00:18] Sau     So many plans I've made and carried out... [00:25] Sau     Yet so far, they've all ended in failure, [00:28] Sau     only causing me more stress and exhaustion. [00:32] Sau     That's why, today, I've decided... [00:34] Sign     Bath [00:36] Sau     to refresh myself at the bathhouse! [00:39] Sau     I even splurged on nice shampoo. [00:42] Sau     Just for now, I'll forget all about Jahy     and really focus on rejuvenating! [01:02] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:03] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:04] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:04] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:05] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:06] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:18] titl     Restoration Plan No. 9          Saurva Can't Catch A Break... [02:23] Sign     Adults 500 yen     Students 400 yen     Children 300 yen [02:23] Left     Women [02:23] Right     Men [02:40] Sau     J-Jahy?! [02:43] Jah     Ooh, what's this?     Can't stand seeing me steal your sister? [02:46] Land     You... [02:47] Sau     Oh, no! And she's with that punk?! [02:48] ---     Pay your rent... [02:53] Land     Says the person enjoying     being bathed like a child! [02:59] Sau     Damnation! Curse you, Jahy! [03:02] Sau     Does she intend to take even     my place of relaxation from me?! [03:05] Sau     What a monster! [03:09] Sau     This is bad. [03:10] Sau     If she catches me like this,     I won't last a second! [03:18] Sau     Should I run? [03:20] Sau     Wait, no. Luckily, it doesn't     seem she's noticed me yet. [03:25] Sau     I should just quickly slip in while I can. [03:29] Sau     After all, I brought the best of the best     with this super nice shampoo! [03:35] Sau     The price tag was luxurious,     but so is the scent. [03:39] Sau     I bet this'll pick me up,     even under the circumstances. [04:05] Sau     J-Jahy?! [04:08] Sau     Wh-When the hell     did she get right next to me? [04:10] Jah     How does this shampoo smell so good?! [04:13] Jah     It's so silky to the touch, too. [04:15] Sau     And she's using a ton of it! [04:17] Jah     It's complimentary, too! [04:19] Jah     This bathhouse is pretty great. [04:21] Sau     Hey, that's my shampoo!     And it was super expensive! [04:25] Sau     But if I say something, I'll be found out... [04:27] Sau     What should I do? [04:29] Sau     No, this isn't the time to overthink things. [04:33] Jah     Huh? [04:35] Sau     I did it. I prevented the worst— [04:38] Sau     How is so much gone?! [04:40] Sau     That monster! [04:41] Sau     I haven't even had a chance to use it yet! [04:45] Sau     Jahy, you...! [04:49] Sau     It was like this in the Dark Realm, too. [04:51] Sau     You've been always getting in my way! [04:54] Sau     Will you ever be done making me miserable?! [04:58] Sau     Well, we're both unarmed. [05:00] Sau     It's time to take advantage     of her carelessness. [05:04] Sau     Die, Jahy! [05:14] Boss     Are you okay? [05:18] Sau     Y-Yes. [05:22] Boss     My... That's a rather dangerous      place for a bar of soap. [05:28] Boss     It's still slippery there. Be careful, okay? [05:33] Sau     Okay... [06:05] Sau     That felt so good! [06:09] Sau     And I got to see the lady from the pub, too. [06:18] Sau     She was so soft... [06:26] Sau     I'll come again. [06:29] Nar     Despite everything, Saurva really     enjoyed her trip to the bathhouse. SIGN    Craft      Pub Maou. [06:41] Jah     Thank you for waiting! [06:45] Jah     Please enjoy! [06:47] Guy     She's in a better mood than usual. [06:49] Guy2     Right? Maybe something good happened to her. [06:52] Jah     Oops! I can't let myself get too giddy. [06:55] Jah     Today's finally the day. [06:59] Jah     After enduring such hardship     and working like a horse... [07:02] Jah     It's payday! [07:04] Boss     Here. It's this month's pay. [07:06] Boss     Thanks for everything. [07:08] Jah     Heck yeah! [07:10] Boss     Make sure not to squander it, you hear? [07:14] Jah     Sorry, but new month, new me.     I'm not the same as I used to be. [07:18] txt     Salary [07:19] Jah     That's right! I've even sworn to     forego my favorite thing, meat. [07:23] Jah     The reason for that is... SIGN    Hyper Home Center [07:27] Jah     Today, I've come to this huge-ass store to     buy a weapon to take down that magical girl! [07:36] Jah     Now, magical girl, how shall I humiliate you? [07:42] Jah     This place sure is big, though... [07:44] Jah     I'm not even sure where to start. [07:47] guy     Take a look at this! [07:49] guy     That pesky grease clinging     to your pans... is gone! [07:55] guy     A five-pack of these amazing     sponges is only 1,000 yen! [08:01] Jah     Boring. [08:03] guy     But that's not all! [08:04] guy     I'll throw in three extra sponges      for the same great price! [08:07] guy     Today only! [08:09] guy     That's quite a bargain. [08:19] Jah     That was an unexpected boon. [08:21] Jah     I'll give one to my boss. [08:24] wom     We all know how tough it can     be to cut up a pineapple. [08:27] wom     But just have a look at this. [08:29] wom     See? This makes prepping      pineapple a piece of cake! [08:34] Jah     Boring. [08:36] Jah     Who would ever buy that     kind of useless stuff? [08:38] wom     Can I interest you in a sample? [08:48] Jah     That's so good! [08:50] Jah     With this, I could easily fix     delicious pineapple every day! [08:57] Jah     That was a great find. [08:59] Jah     I'll let the landlord     have some pineapple, too. [09:03] Jah     Huh? Financial fortune... rocks? [09:06] Jah     "Wear this and..." [09:08] txt     Increase your financial fortunes!! [09:08] txt     POWER STONE [09:08] txt     A lucky charm to attract money! [09:08] txt     You're sure to get     the things you want! [09:09] Jah     I'm sure to get the things I want?! [09:14] Jah     In other words, if I put this on,     finding mana crystals will be a cinch?! [09:23] Jah     This is exactly what I need! [09:33] Jah     Wow, what a lucky day! [09:35] Jah     I'm finding all the bargains. [09:39] Jah     Now then, all that's left is to find something     to use against that magical girl. [09:43] Jah     All right, where's their weapon section? [09:47] Jah     Hmm, they do say the quality     of your sleep is important. [09:50] Jah     It's good for your skin and saves water?! [09:53] txt     an6\fnArial\b1\i1\c&HEDE5B2&\3c&HFCFCFE&\4c&HADE0EB&}ULTRA BRILLIANT COATING*     Food comes off easily     No oil needed [09:54] Jah     This can't be real! [09:55] Jah     If it is, then what has     all my suffering been for?! [09:59] box     Memory Foam     Urethane foam chip pillow [09:59] pan     Ultra     Brilliant Coating      Frying Pan [10:06] Jah     Here we are! [10:12] Jah     Hrm, I don't feel like this      packs enough punch... [10:17] Jah     Can I even stab someone with this? [10:25] Jah     That's it! [10:43] Mag     Is that all you've got? [10:45] Jah     Shut up! [10:47] Jah     Take this! [11:18] Jah     This is just a stick that lights up! [11:21] Jah     These here! [11:22] Jah     This, too! [11:23] Jah     And those! [11:24] Jah     All of this! [11:25] Jah     It's all useless! [11:27] Jah     Why did I buy this crap?! [11:33] Jah     Give me my hard-earned money back! [11:41] Boss     Wow, this works really well! [11:45] Boss     Are you sure I can have them? [11:47] Jah     Yeah. [11:47] boss     Thank you, Hy-chan! [11:50] Nar     The boss was happy! [11:54] titl     The Great Jahy [11:54] titl     The Great Jahy [11:55] titl     fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated! [11:55] titl     fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated! [11:56] titl     fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated! [12:06] Jah     All right. [12:08] Jah     Bring it on if you dare, magical girl. [12:11] Jah     I'll turn the tables on you... [12:13] Jah     with this homemade,     expertly cooked up birdlime trap! [12:18] Jah     If she tries to barge in here,     she'll get completely stuck! [12:23] Jah     And that's when I hit her with my magic! [12:28] Jah     Wait... [12:29] Jah     With her monstrous strength,     she could easily get out of this trap. [12:35] Jah     There's also no guarantee she'll     try to come through the front door. [12:39] Jah     She might come in the window... [12:43] Jah     If that's the case, then here! Take this! [12:48] Jah     And that's not all!     I have offensive traps, too! SIGN    Gong SIGN    Dong [12:53] Jah     How's that? [12:55] Jah     I'll beat her for sure. [12:57] Jah     Now all I've got to do     is sit tight until she comes. [13:01] Jah     Look at me! I'm such a strategist. [13:32] Jah     She's not coming... [13:49] Jah     I'm getting hungry.     Guess I'll have to take care of that. [13:52] Jah     Time to go shopping for some dinner. [14:21] Jah     Now I've done it! [14:25] Jah     This can't be happening! [14:26] Jah     Does this mean I can't leave here*     until the magical girl shows up?! [14:30] Jah     What if... she never comes? [14:33] skel     Jaheek... [14:36] Jah     No, no, no, no.... [14:45] Jah     Get over here already, magical girl! [14:46] Jah     Right now! [14:47] Jah     Right this instant! [14:48] Jah     You want mana crystals? I've got one! [14:50] Jah     Come! [14:52] Jah     Come! [14:54] Land     Hey, Ja-ko. I'm here for the rent. [14:58] Jah     Not you! [15:03] Land     Hey, what the hell is this? [15:04] Jah     Oh, no! The trap! [15:06] Jah     Landlord! [15:09] Jah     If that washbasin hits her,     she's really going to lose it! [15:12] Jah     I have to... distract her somehow! [15:15] Jah     Somehow! [15:16] Jah     This is the only way! [15:24] Land     Ja-ko?! [15:27] Land     Hey, Ja-ko? Are you okay? Hey! [15:33] Jah     Landlord... are you okay? [15:36] Land     Yeah, I'm fine, but what's all this? [15:39] Jah     It's a trap I made. [15:41] Land     Wha? [15:42] Jah     I've changed, huh? [15:44] Jah     To think that a day would come when I     protect a human, and that human is you... [15:50] Jah     So forgive me. [15:52] Land     Uh, you set this up     and took that hit yourself. [15:59] Land     Defense against the magical girl? [16:01] Jah     Yes. You never know when she's     going to come attack me again. [16:05] Land     Well, if that's what this is about,     you should've come talked to me. [16:09] Land     I'm the landlord. It's my     job to protect my tenants. [16:17] Jah     You? Protect me? [16:19] Jah     I'm second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [16:21] Land     How are you this insufferable?! [16:25] Nar     Unbeknownst to the Great Jahy, [16:26] Nar     security measures around the apartment     were tightened that day. [16:40] Jah     Challenging me with your pathetic strength?     Don't make me laugh. [16:44] Jah     I'll show you the power of     the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [16:50] Land     It's rent time. Pay up. [16:52] dog     Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! [17:04] Sau     Damn it! [17:10] Sau     I need to move on to my new strategy... [17:15] Sau     But I'm so frightened of Jahy that I'm     having nightmares about her every night! [17:20] Sau     How can she scare me so? [17:25] Sau     She's terrifying! [17:30] Sau     That hair... [17:33] Sau     It can't be! [17:34] Jah     Unhand that! [17:36] Sau     Jahy?! [17:39] Sau     No, it's not...     It's just a kid with her hairstyle. [17:44] Sau     Jahy's well endowed, sexy, and dignified. [17:48] Sau     She has an aura! [17:50] Jah     Give it back, you bastards! [17:52] Sau     This kid isn't giving me any of those vibes. [17:56] Sau     Besides, there's no way that Jahy... [17:57] Sau     could be so adorable! [18:00] Sau     It's someone else! [18:04] Sau     You there! Are you all right? [18:07] Jah     You... [18:10] Jah     Who the hell are you?! [18:12] Sau     I-I'm just a passerby. [18:14] Jah     Stay back! [18:16] Jah     This is a fight to death over     lunch between me and the crows! [18:21] Sau     Wh-What a strong child! [18:23] Sau     She's so small yet fighting so fiercely! [18:27] Sau     Quite unlike me! [18:29] Sau     I'll save you! [18:32] Sau     Come, crows! I am your foe now! [18:36] Jah     What are you doing?! [18:40] Jah     No! That was my lunch! [18:46] Jah     This is all your fault, you maggot. [18:50] Sau     M-Maggot? [18:55] txt     Salmon [18:55] txt     120 yen [18:58] Sau     I'm sorry. Please accept this as an apology. [19:01] Jah     Hmph! I'm not so down on my luck      that I'd accept handouts from strangers. [19:06] Sau     I see. [19:08] Sau     You're tough, aren't you? [19:10] Jah     Guess so. [19:12] Sau     What do I have to do     to become as tough as you? [19:18] Jah     What's that? You want to be tough? [19:22] Sau     Yeah. [19:25] Sau     There's someone I really want to defeat. [19:29] Jah     That so? [19:31] Sau     But I kept screwing up     and now I've lost faith in myself. [19:37] Jah     I hear you. [19:41] Jah     Even for me, there are times     when things don't work out. [19:44] Jah     But I never ever give up! [19:47] Jah     Even when things don't go my way,     again and again... I keep fighting! [19:51] Jah     So you can't give up either. [19:54] Jah     If you keep at it, you'll     beat them one day for sure! [20:07] Sau     Yeah, I will! [20:10] Sau     Thank you! I'll do my best... [20:13] Jah     Don't cry. [20:15] Jah     You can do it. [20:17] Sau     That reminds me! What's your na— [20:19] Jah     Waugh! It's time for work! [20:24] Sau     W-Wait! [20:27] Sau     She's gone... [20:30] Sau     Again and again, huh? [20:33] Sau     She's right! [20:34] Sau     What are two measly failures?! [20:36] Sau     No matter how many times     it takes, I'll keep going! [20:41] Sau     Thank you... [20:47] Sau     strong girl! [20:55] Sau     I've found you at last... [20:57] Sau     I've found you at last. [21:00] Sau     I've found you... at last! [21:03] Sau     Today you meet your doom! [21:05] Sau     I've found you at last! [21:07] Jah     What the hell is going on?! [21:14] Jah     It's a regular weekday! [21:16] Jah     Why is it so damn busy?! [21:18] Boss     Hy-chan, this is for table 2. [21:21] Boss     Please get it out quickly. [21:22] Guy     Can I get another warm towel? [21:24] guy     Another beer, please! [21:25] guy     Me, too! [21:27] Jah     I heard you! [21:30] Boss     Please take care of table 3, as well. [21:31] Jah     H-H-Hold it! I haven't even gotten      the stuff to table 2 yet! [21:38] txt     Craft Pub Maou. [21:45] Sau     M-Maybe next time... [21:51] Sau     Let's do that. [21:53] Nar     Not realizing that Jahy was the     very girl who'd encouraged her, [21:57] Nar     Saurva lost to Jahy again today...     unbeknownst to everyone. [23:34] Prev     Next Time [23:34] Prev     The Magical Girl Will Not Lose! E10 - The Magical Girl Will Not Lose Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Kok     I wonder if the Great Jahy is already there! [00:25] Mag     It's dangerous to cross at intersections     without stopping and looking both ways. [00:30] Mag     Please be careful in the future. [00:33] Kok     I... I will. [00:42] Kok     Th-Thank you! [01:00] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:01] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:02] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:02] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:03] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:04] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:16] Tit     Restoration Plan No. 10          The Magical Girl Will Not Lose! [02:23] Jah     We didn't find any mana     crystals today either... [02:27] Jah     Do you know any places bigger than this? [02:30] Kok     Yeah! There's a park beyond the train     station. It's bigger than this one. [02:34] Kok     We should go there next time, Great Jahy. [02:39] Kok     Oh, hey, Great Jahy... [02:42] Kok     I met a magical girl today. [02:45] Jah     What? [02:45] Jah     Are you serious? [02:48] Kok     Yeah! [02:49] Kok     Looks like they're real. [02:52] Kok     Not just something from manga and anime. [02:55] Kok     She was so cool! [02:59] Kok     Great Jahy? [03:00] Jah     Damn that magical girl... [03:03] Jah     It's not just my mana crystal...     She's trying to steal Kokoro's heart, too?! [03:09] Jah     Oh... Oh, boy. Kokoro, you really don't     have an eye for this kind of thing. [03:14] Jah     Can't you see someone much more     impressive standing before you now? [03:19] ---      [03:20] Kok     But the magical girl was way bigger than you. [03:26] Kok     She seemed really strong, too. [03:29] Jah     Oh, but I'm also big and strong! [03:34] Jah     I guess I haven't shown you my true form yet. [03:39] Kok     Your true form? [03:45] Jah     I can transform, you know. [03:48] Jah     Well? Wanna see? [03:50] Kok     I do! [03:52] Jah     Huh? I can't hear you. [03:54] Jah     Say it louder. [03:56] Kok     I want to see it! [03:57] Jah     Louder! [03:59] Kok     I want to see it! [04:00] Jah     Well, if you're that insistent,     I guess you leave me no choice. [04:07] Jah     Behold my true form... [04:09] Jah     Feast your eyes upon me! [04:28] Jah     So, what do you think, Kokoro? [04:29] Jah     This is my real form! [04:32] Kok     Great Jahy, that's so cool! [04:35] Kok     You're so beautiful! [04:37] Kok     Just wonderful! [04:41] Jah     That's right! [04:43] Jah     I'm cool, beautiful, and wonderful. [04:46] Jah     Go on... Keep singing my praises! [04:51] Kok     You're so stylish! [04:52] ---     Yup, yup. [04:53] Kok     And grown-up! [04:55] ---     That's right. [04:55] Kok     I'm so surprised! [04:57] ---     Aren't you just? [04:58] Kok     You're so strong! [05:00] ---     That's it, that's it! [05:02] Jah     I'm not losing Kokoro to that nerd! [05:07] Kok     Say, Great Jahy, [05:09] Kok     could you pick that up? [05:21] Kok     Amazing! [05:25] Jah     Right? [05:27] Jah     That was... nothing... [05:31] Jah     Could do... this in my... sleep... [05:34] Kok     Wow, wow, wow! [05:36] Kok     Oh, oh, oh! [05:38] Kok     What about magic? [05:39] Kok     Can you do magic?! [05:41] Jah     I... sure can! [05:53] Kok     It's magic! [05:59] Jah     How was that? [06:03] Kok     You're amazing! [06:08] Jah     I guess you understand my true power now. [06:12] Kok     Yeah! [06:15] Kok     You're cooler and stronger     than anyone I know! [06:20] Jah     Really? [06:21] Kok     Yeah, really! [06:23] Jah     I see. [06:33] Jah     Oh, no! [06:34] Jah     I've gotta get going. [06:36] Kok     What, already? [06:38] Jah     Yeah. We'll have to continue our     search for mana crystals some other time. [06:41] Kok     Okay! [06:46] Jah     Man... [06:47] Jah     Didn't think I'd be using     my powers in such a way. [07:02] Jah     Don't tell me this is who     Kokoro was talking about... [07:06] Pyrica     Hup! [07:07] Pyrica     There! [07:09] Pyrica     That's it! [07:10] ---     Yes! [07:11] Jah     Couldn't be. [07:11] Pyrica     Come on! [07:13] Girl     One more! [07:15] Girl     Good! SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [07:19] Boss     What's wrong, Hy-chan? [07:21] Jah     Sorry. [07:23] Nar     The Great Jahy had to take the night off     because she'd used up too much of her power. SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [07:31] Boss     Hy-chan, could you get the phone please? [07:38] Jah     I can't go on like this. [07:40] Jah     I'll never be able to win against     that magical girl this way. [07:44] Boss     Hy-chan, the phone! [07:46] Boss     Would you answer it? [07:51] Jah     Thank you for calling. This is Pub Maou. [07:55] Jah     A reservation? [07:56] Jah     Yes, of course! [07:58] Jah     We'll see you later. [08:00] Boss     You've gotten really good at     answering the phone properly. [08:05] Boss     In the beginning, you didn't even know how to     pick up the receiver and you'd get so flustered. [08:09] Jah     Of course I did! [08:11] Jah     I am the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [08:14] Jah     Besides, who could have dreamed      the day would come [08:17] Jah     that I had to answer the phone     and make nice with humans?! [08:20] Boss     You're not just a mere shift lead.     You're like the shift master! [08:24] Boss     Well, you're still our only employee, but... [08:30] Jah     If you get it, then hire some     more people already! [08:32] Jah     Damn it. [08:34] Jah     I'm not here to become a shift master. [08:36] Jah     Remember! [08:37] Jah     I'm... [08:39] Jah     the one that all the Dark Realm     feared, revered, and served! [08:45] Jah     And now I'm growing accustomed     to the human world?! [08:49] Jah     Bowing my head to humans?     That's absolutely unthinkable! [08:52] Jah     An absolute travesty I cannot brook! [08:54] Guest     Thank you! [08:56] Jah     Oh, see you two later! [08:58] Jah     Thank you so much for coming! [09:00] Man     Another great job tonight, Jahy-chan. [09:04] Man     We'll be back. [09:05] Jah     We look forward to it! [09:12] Boss     Hy-chan, that was lovely smile just now. [09:14] Jah     Shut up! [09:16] Jah     I'm only doing this for the mana crystals... [09:18] Jah     I have no choice     but to work here to survive. [09:22] Jah     I don't need to pander to these humans. [09:26] Man     Wasabi octopus, some edamame,     and three beers, please! [09:29] Jah     Coming right up! [09:31] Jah     And yet... [09:32] Man2     Do you have any other recommendations today? [09:34] Jah     Our tempura! [09:35] Man2     Oh, then I'll take that! [09:38] Jah     Good choice! [09:39] Jah     And yet... [09:40] Man3     Excuse me! Could we order, too, please? [09:43] Jah     Coming! [09:45] Jah     My body... [09:47] Jah     keeps moving... [09:53] Jah     It's like I'm being controlled by the boss! [09:58] Jah     I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [10:03] Jah     Feared and revered by all... [10:07] Jah     I hate this! [10:09] Jah     At this rate, I'll... I'll... I'll... [10:17] Jah     Not only will I fail to get the     mana crystals from that magical girl... [10:21] Jah     I'll cease to be who I really am. [10:34] Boss     Are you okay, Hy-chan? [10:36] Jah     It's all your fault... [10:38] Jah     that I adapted to you humans... [10:41] Jah     that I got used to being nice to you... [10:46] Jah     It's all your fault! [10:49] Jah     I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [11:11] Boss     Maybe you haven't realized it, [11:14] Boss     but isn't the reason you've     been smiling so much lately [11:17] Boss     because you're having fun working? [11:21] Jah     Fun? [11:23] Boss     Yes. [11:24] Boss     You've welcomed so many people     tonight with your smile. [11:29] Boss     You put smiles on all their faces, [11:32] Boss     and maybe that's the real reason      you're so happy. [11:35] Boss     You wouldn't be able to give     such a wonderful smile otherwise. [11:40] Boss     Come on. Stand up. [11:49] Jah     I see... [11:51] Jah     I'm having fun at work. [11:57] Jah     As if! [11:59] Jah     You can't fool me with your words! [12:01] Jah     You're not getting me! [12:03] Boss     Oh my. [12:04] Jah     This place... [12:08] Jah     As soon as I've gathered the mana     crystals and restored the Dark Realm, [12:14] Jah     I'm quitting this place! [12:17] Boss     Good luck, Hy-chan. [12:37] Man     I'm so sorry! [12:38] Man     Are you all right? [12:39] Kyou     Yes. Please don't worry. [13:11] Man2     I'm sorry! Are you okay? [13:13] Kyou     Yes, I'm fine. [13:19] Jah     I believe I warned you. [13:21] Jah     You shouldn't have that mana crystal. [13:27] Jah     Mana crystals hold raw magic power. [13:30] Jah     In the hands of humans, they cause     all manner of misfortune... [13:37] Jah     and frighteningly bad luck! [13:40] Jah     Today, I left my mana crystal at home. [13:43] Jah     Now that I know she can't steal it     from me, I'm not scared of her at all! [13:50] Nar     The Great Jahy's strategy was to take     advantage of the magical girl [13:54] Nar     being physically and emotionally exhausted     from the mana crystal's influence. [13:59] Nar     Then, after taking the mana crystal back,     she would beat her to a pulp. [14:03] Jah     Let's see... [14:13] Jah     Nice. That's the ticket. SIGN    Craft     Pub Maou. [14:50] Jah     She's totally drowning in misfortune, [14:55] Jah     but she's not affected whatsoever. [14:57] Jah     How? [15:07] Jah     What is this place? [15:16] Girl     She's completely soaked! [15:18] Girl2     It did start pouring suddenly. [15:20] Girl3     Why didn't she use her umbrella? [15:22] Girl4     She probably didn't have one. [15:29] txt     Fortune of Misfortune [15:33] Jah     What?! [15:35] Girl     Oh, no! [15:36] Girl2     Teacher! [15:37] Girl3     Jingu-san is... [15:39] Teach     What happened?! [15:42] kyou     It's fine. The nurse's office will do. [15:52] Jah     She... [15:57] Jah     Come on, this isn't the time     to feel sympathy for her! [16:00] Jah     Today's the day I take my mana crystal back! [16:03] Sign     Nurse's Office [16:15] Jah     On with my strategy. [16:17] Jah     This is the perfect opportunity. [16:19] Jah     All right, time to get it back! [16:23] Jah     My mana crystal! [16:30] Jah     You're awake?! [16:39] Kyou     It's you... from that one time. [16:46] Kyou     I wouldn't have expected you     to come all the way here. [16:53] Jah     Stop being scared! [16:55] Jah     Stop being afraid! [16:56] Jah     She's weakened. [16:58] Jah     Now's your chance! [17:05] Jah     T-Today's the day you g-give me     back my mana crystal. [17:09] Kyou     Ah, there's no need to thank me.     Your gratitude is thanks enough. [17:12] Jah     Listen to me! [17:14] Kyou     You came to thank me     for taking the crystal off of you. [17:18] Jah     What're you on about?! [17:22] Kyou     Today, I shouldered all this     misfortune for carrying the crystal again. [17:27] Kyou     If I hadn't done that, it would     have happened to someone else. [17:30] Kyou     When I think about that... my heart races! [17:42] Kyou     It's true that the mana crystal's     misfortune is terrifying. [17:47] Kyou     Which is why it's a burden I should carry. [17:51] Kyou     I don't want to see anyone else cry again     because of the curse of the mana crystal. [17:58] Kyou     That's why I became a magical girl. [18:02] Jah     I thought you were doing this because you're     some sort of masochistic pervert... [18:09] Jah     But she's... [18:13] Kyou     I've said it before, but I eventually intend     to destroy the mana crystals I collect. [18:18] Jah     Destroy them?! [18:23] Kyou     Ah! [18:24] Kyou     Someone might be facing misfortune right now! [18:27] Kyou     I can't just sit here! [18:29] Kyou     Apologies, but we'll have to continue     this conversation when we have more time. [19:01] Kyou     Farewell, little girl! [19:03] Kyou     May we meet again! [19:05] ---     Hup! [19:10] Lady     How are you feeling, Jingu-san? [19:14] Lady     Who are you?! [19:15] Jah     I didn't do anything! [19:16] Lady     Hey, wait! [19:20] Girl     Look! [19:21] Girl2     Oh, how cute! [19:24] Girl3     What's a grade schooler doing here? [19:26] Girl3     Where'd you come from? [19:27] Girl3     Are you lost? [19:28] Girl3     She's so small! [19:29] Girl3     What a weird T-shirt. [19:31] Girl3     That's an odd hairstyle. [19:33] Girl3     So cute! [19:34] Jah     Get your filthy hands off of me! How rude! [19:37] Jah     Or are you looking for a slaughter fest?! [19:39] Girl     What is that, like some kind of festival? [19:41] Girl     Oh, I love little feisty kids like her! [19:45] jah     Stop it! [19:46] Girl     Wait! [19:47] Jah     Never! [19:50] Jah     Damn that magical girl! [19:52] Jah     What's up with her? [19:53] Jah     She's human yet doesn't fear misfortune. [19:55] Jah     Then there's her obsession     with the mana crystals. [19:58] Jah     And that power... [20:05] Kyou     It's true that the mana crystal's     misfortune is terrifying. [20:07] Kyou     Which is why it's a burden I should carry. [20:11] Kyou     I don't want to see anyone else cry again     because of the curse of the mana crystal. [20:17] Kyou     That's why I became a magical girl. [20:21] Jah     Why... [20:22] Jah     Why would she go that far? [20:25] Jah     Snap out of it! [20:27] Jah     Anyway, I need to do whatever it takes to get     those crystals back before she destroys them! [22:23] Wom     Somebody, please help! [22:32] Wom     Thank you so much! [22:34] Kyou     It was nothing. [22:50] Wom     A-Are... you okay? [22:53] Kyou     Yes, this is not a problem. [22:56] Kyou     Farewell. [23:00] Kyou     I got this! [23:02] wom     My purse! [23:03] Kyou     You won't get away! [23:05] Wom     Pervert! [23:06] Kyou     Not on my watch! [23:15] Kyou     I was able to take on the misfortunes     of others again today. [23:18] Kyou     There's no better feeling than this! [23:21] Kyou     I'm going to save more and     more people from misfortune! [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     The Landlord Can't Come Home... E11 - The Landlord Can't Come Home... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Jah     What are you doing, Boss? [00:06] Boss     Oh, Hy-chan! SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [00:08] Boss     I was thinking I could     raise some vegetables here. [00:11] Boss     Home grown, you know? [00:13] Jah     Home grown? [00:15] Boss     I was thinking it would be nice to grow     my own veggies to serve in the restaurant. [00:19] Boss     It would save money on ingredients, too. [00:23] Boss     What do you think? [00:25] Jah     Meh, seems like a huge pain in the butt. [00:28] Boss     Oh, but freshly picked     vegetables are so tasty. [00:32] Boss     You've got your radishes, lollo rosso, [00:35] Boss     bell peppers, cherry tomatoes,     eggplants, okra... [00:43] Jah     I just had a great idea. [00:45] Jah     If this little guy gets to growing... [00:58] Jah     I can save on my food bill! [01:19] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:20] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:21] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:22] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:23] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:25] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:40] titl     Restoration Plan No. 11          The Landlord Can't Come Home... [02:40] Boss     I hope you come out soon,     little cherry tomatoes. [02:44] Boss     And then you'll have to grow nice and strong. [02:47] Boss     I know you can do it. [02:50] Jah     What are you doing? [02:52] Boss     Taking care of my cherry tomatoes. [02:54] Boss     It said that if you talk to     your plants, they grow better. [02:59] Boss     So I try to talk to them every day     when I water them. [03:08] Jah     Still haven't sprouted, I see. [03:10] Jah     You've got guts... [03:12] Jah     to be so insolent! [03:14] Jah     Take this! [03:18] Jah     Now grow! Grow and fill my belly! [03:26] Boss     Look, look, Hy-chan! [03:29] Boss     They sprouted. [03:30] Boss     Cute, huh? [03:35] Boss     Keep it up, just like this! [03:38] Boss     And I'll keep showering you with love, too. [03:47] Jah     Why? [03:48] Jah     Why won't you grow?! [03:50] Jah     Here I am, talking to you     every day, giving you water, [03:53] Jah     and putting you in a nice sunny spot,     yet this is how you repay me! [03:56] Boss     I'll keep showering you with love. [04:01] Jah     Are you telling me you don't get enough love? [04:05] Jah     Fine then, tomatoes...     No! Starting today, your name is Tomarou! [04:11] Sign     Name: Tomarou [04:13] Jah     Tomarou, you exist to fill my belly. [04:18] Jah     You live for me, and you shall die for me. [04:21] Jah     Consider it an honor! You got that?! [04:24] Jah     And if you still won't sprout... [04:29] Jah     I'll take you outside and into the sunshine! [04:33] Jah     Well, how's the outdoors? Nice and warm, huh? [04:36] Jah     You want to go home? [04:38] Jah     Well, too bad! Suck it up! [04:42] Land     Ja-ko? [04:45] Jah     You're gonna get all     the sunshine you can stand! [04:49] Jah     And after this, it's the      elephant watering can for you! [04:53] Land     What the hell is she doing? [05:03] Jah     Yes! [05:04] Jah     You sprouted! [05:06] Jah     I knew you could do it, Tomarou! [05:11] Jah     Hey, I know! As a reward,      you get some expensive fertilizer. [05:14] Jah     Rejoice! [05:15] Jah     Now you keep at it. [05:18] Jah     And when you grow me some produce,     I'll make you my left-hand man! [05:26] Jah     Toma...rou? [05:31] Jah     Why, Tomarou?! [05:35] Jah     Are these bugs?! [05:37] txt     King of Gardening [05:39] jah     What a silly fool! [05:41] jah     You can't even take care of yourself     when you're in danger! [05:43] jah     You'll never become my underling this way! [05:47] txt     Bug Repellent     For Vegetables & Flowers     Made With Natural Herbs [05:48] Jah     Here we go! [05:50] Jah     Bug repellent from natural herbs     that's gentle on plants! [05:57] Jah     You can't die now! [05:59] Jah     Don't think you can croak before     you bear fruit, Tomarou! [06:03] Jah     Hang in there, Tomarou! [06:05] Jah     Live! [06:06] Jah     Believe it in your heart! [06:08] Jah     I know you can do it! I know it! [06:12] Jah     Tomarou! [06:13] Jah     Tomarou... [06:23] Jah     Tomarou! [06:25] Jah     Toma... [06:29] Jah     Tomarou! [06:32] Jah     You did it! [06:34] Jah     What a feat! [06:36] Jah     I knew you'd become my left-hand man. [06:51] Jah     Tomarou... [07:05] Nar     Thus the days passed... [07:20] Jah     Produce! [07:22] Jah     We've got produce! [07:28] Jah     All right! [07:29] Jah     You did it! You really did it, Tomarou! [07:32] Jah     I always believed in you. [07:35] Jah     I believed in you! I knew you'd serve me! [07:39] Jah     So beautiful. [07:41] Jah     Almost too beautiful to eat. [07:44] Jah     But I'm gonna eat it anyway! [07:54] Jah     That's hot! [07:56] Jah     Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! [08:03] Jah     Blech, that's terrible... just terrible... [08:05] Jah     You betrayed me! [08:09] Jah     Why?! [08:10] Jah     You're supposed to be a tomato! [08:11] Jah     A tomato! [08:13] Jah     A little tiny tomato! [08:13] txt     The My Little Vegetable Garden Series [08:13] txt     Habanero [08:13] txt     That famous super-hot chili!     Also a great ornamental plant      for its beautiful red color [08:13] txt     30 seeds [08:16] Jah     Give me back my time and my money     and my love and my hard work! [08:23] Boss     Thank you again for all the wonderful produce. [08:29] Boss     How sweet! [08:43] Jah     The window... [08:44] Jah     Damnation. [08:45] Jah     This is why this place is a dump. [08:49] Jah     Fixed it. [08:50] Jah     I can't wait to get     the hell out of this hovel. [08:56] Jah     Landlord? [08:59] Jah     What do you want? [09:00] Jah     Rent isn't due yet! [09:05] Boss     I'm living here now. [09:10] Jah     What? [09:12] Boss     I got in a fight with my sister. [09:15] Jah     What?! [09:16] Jah     Don't get me mixed up     in your sibling rivalry! [09:19] Boss     What do you care? [09:20] Jah     Shoo, shoo! Git! Scram! Go home! [09:23] Boss     I'm the one who lets you live here in     the first place, so stop complaining. [09:28] Jah     Why my apartment though? [09:31] Jah     Wait... [09:33] Jah     The next unit is empty. [09:35] Jah     Why don't you go live there alone? [09:41] Boss     I'd be lonely all by myself! [09:43] ---     What?! [09:45] Jah     Then go back home! [09:46] Boss     I told you I'm not doin' that! [09:49] Jah     What about the inconvenience      you're causing me?! [09:57] Boss     Your rent will be free. [10:02] Jah     Please make yourself at home! [10:04] Boss     Then it's all settled! [10:06] Jah     I only have bedding and food for myself. [10:08] Boss     I know. I don't need food. [10:11] Boss     I'll take the bedding, though. [10:12] Jah     Say what?! Everything is for me! [10:14] Boss     Then I guess we're sleepin' together! [10:16] Jah     Hell no, you moron! [10:18] Jah     You can sleep on the floor! [10:26] Jah     That's my blanket! [10:32] Jah     Now I can finally sleep... [10:39] Jah     That's mine! [10:41] Jah     You... [10:46] Jah     Get out! [10:52] Jah     Go home and make up with the boss already! [10:55] Land     Not until she comes over and apologizes. [10:57] Jah     What about me?! [10:59] Jah     You ate my snacks without asking! [11:01] Jah     You leave your clothes all over! [11:03] Jah     You even steal my blanket! [11:07] Jah     I... I... [11:08] Jah     Get out, get out, get out, get out! [11:12] Land     Fine. [11:14] Land     On top of the free rent, [11:17] Land     I'll take care of the housework. [11:19] Land     How's that? [11:22] Jah     Stay as long as you like! [11:23] Land     Heck yeah! [11:26] Jah     I'm going out for a bit. [11:27] Land     Where to? [11:29] Jah     I'm meeting someone. [11:31] Jah     Make sure to do the housework while I'm gone. [11:33] Land     Right. [11:39] Land     I freaking hate you, Sis! [11:41] Boss     Ryou-chan! [11:43] Land     I'm getting out of here! [11:45] Land     And I'm never coming back! [11:51] Land     Shit! [11:54] jah     Damn it. [11:56] jah     Why do I have to take     care of my damn landlord? [11:59] Druj     O Great Jahy! [12:05] Jah     Druj! [12:06] Druj     I was just on my way! [12:09] Druj     Please get in! [12:13] Jah     Sure... [12:26] Druj     Well then, shall we begin? [12:34] Druj     Our meeting regarding our mana     crystal collection progress? [12:37] Jah     O-Oh no, the time has finally come... [12:42] Druj     I'll go first. SIGN    Badump Badump [12:45] Druj     The small pieces I had my employees     collect comes to thirty shards. [12:50] Jah     Th-Thirty?! [12:53] Druj     There haven't been many big shards. [12:56] Druj     Only six. [12:57] Jah     Six big ones?! [13:00] Druj     I believe we're about to exhaust     this particular area. [13:04] Druj     We still don't know how far the     mana crystals were scattered. [13:07] Druj     I believe that we should not only     expand our search range, [13:11] Druj     but also conduct further investigation. [13:16] Druj     That's all for my part. [13:19] Jah     Y-You did really we— [13:22] Druj     I am deeply sorry for not being     able to bring you good news! [13:27] Druj     I completely understand why you     would be dismayed by these results! [13:34] Druj     How could I have fallen this short?! [13:38] Druj     I am... a worm! [13:40] Druj     No! Less than a worm! [13:45] Jah     If that makes her less than a worm... [13:47] Jah     Then what about me, who lost     mana crystals instead of gaining any? [13:51] ---     Ja-heek! [13:54] Druj     Your Greatness! [13:56] Druj     I beg you! Please reprimand me! [13:59] ---     But... [14:00] Druj     There is no need for mercy! [14:02] Druj     I must be made an example of! [14:06] Druj     Please... Please! [14:08] Jah     Well, if you insist... [14:10] Jah     She leaves me with no choice. [14:16] Jah     You're garbage. [14:19] Jah     No, worse than that. [14:25] Jah     You'd dare report this to me? [14:30] Jah     Idiot! [14:31] Jah     You absolute moron! [14:40] Jah     Another fresh juice. [14:41] Jah     And that's not all. [14:42] Jah     I'll take one of your seasonal parfaits. [14:44] Wait     Coming right up. [14:46] Jah     Of course... you'll be paying, Druj! [14:52] Jah     And on top of that... [14:54] Wait     Whatever you'd like. [14:56] Jah     The special pudding à la mode set... [14:59] Jah     for one! [15:04] Druj     Thank you for the scolding! [15:08] Jah     Sure. [15:09] Jah     I'm the one who's worse than garbage. [15:12] Druj     Next, we can hear your report. [15:16] Jah     This is bad! [15:17] Jah     I can't tell her now that     my mana crystal was stolen! [15:22] Jah     I need to change the subject! [15:27] Jah     I've located the magical girl     who destroyed our world. [15:32] Druj     Truly, O Great Jahy?! [15:34] Jah     Good. She took the bait. [15:36] Druj     I see. [15:37] Druj     I can't believe she was nearby. [15:39] Druj     How vexing! [15:40] Druj     Where is she this very moment? [15:42] Druj     I'll go defeat her now! [15:44] Jah     Calm down, Druj. [15:46] Jah     That's the ticket!     I can feed her info on the magical girl. [15:50] Jah     If I have Druj defeat the magical girl, [15:52] Jah     I can concentrate on collecting     mana crystals without fear. [15:58] Jah     You see, the magical girl is... [15:59] Druj     I understand! [16:02] Druj     The Dark Realm... [16:03] Druj     You've finally avenged it for all demonkind! [16:07] Druj     You have my sincerest apologies. [16:09] Druj     It's only obvious that you wouldn't     let her live after discovering her. [16:16] Druj     How presumptuous of me to say     that I'd go defeat her posthaste! [16:17] Druj     Wait... Er... [16:21] Druj     I bet you took out that      magical girl in an instant! [16:26] Jah     Not only was it not an instant kill... [16:29] Jah     I had my mana crystal taken. [16:31] Jah     I got drunk. [16:33] Jah     I let humans cheer me up. [16:34] Jah     I... I... [16:38] Jah     I took her out. Yup. That was me. [16:41] Jah     No big deal. [16:43] Druj     Then this means there's no one left in the     way of restoring the Dark Realm! [16:47] Jah     R-Right. [16:49] Druj     Off topic, but what's been going on outside? [17:04] Druj     That's such a flashy outfit. [17:06] Druj     And was that a mana stone? [17:08] Druj     Could that have been... [17:09] Druj     Your Greatness, do you know her? [17:12] Jah     Sh-She's a, well... [17:15] Jah     If I tell her that's the magical girl,     my cover story will be blown! [17:21] Jah     She's my new underling! [17:23] ---     What?! [17:24] Jah     I mean, she's human, sure,     but she's quite strong, [17:28] Jah     and she's really quite handy     for collecting mana crystals. [17:33] Jah     So lately I've been making     her gather them up for me. [17:37] Druj     A human? [17:39] Jah     She is, but she insisted.      She just begged to work for me. [17:43] Jah     There were others, too, but... [17:46] txt     P [17:46] txt     O [17:46] txt     U [17:46] txt     T [17:51] Druj     She's just a human, but you can     depend on her more than me? [17:56] Jah     Oh, I wouldn't say that... [17:58] Druj     I won't stand for this! [17:59] Jah     Druj... [18:01] Druj     I'm going to collect more mana crystals     than her and prove I'm superior in every way! [18:05] Druj     That I alone am your     most valuable underling! [18:09] ---     S-Sure... [18:10] Druj     Please look forward to our next meeting! [18:21] Jah     I managed to bullshit my way out of that one! [18:24] Jah     Dignity intact! [18:26] Wait     I'll leave your check here. [18:27] Jah     I even got the check. [18:30] Jah     Wait, the check?! [18:32] Jah     Druj? [18:34] Jah     Druj! [18:35] Nar     The Great Jahy kept her pride,     but it came at a great cost... [18:44] Jah     I'm back, Land...lord... [18:48] Land     Welcome back. [18:51] Jah     You didn't do any of the housework! [18:54] Land     That's not true. Look. [18:56] Land     I folded the laundry. [18:58] Jah     It's a complete mess! [18:59] Land     I fixed food, too. [19:01] Jah     That's just instant ramen! [19:03] Land     The vacuum just, like, broke or something. [19:05] Jah     You killed it! [19:07] Jah     You! [19:08] Jah     You have no idea     how to do housework, do you?! [19:10] Land     Oh, put a sock in it. [19:11] Land     I don't normally do it,     so how the hell should I know? [19:14] Jah     Don't offer to do it if you don't know how! [19:16] Jah     Go home already! [19:17] [Messenger] ---     Sis [19:21] Jah     Hey, pick that up! [19:23] Land     I won't. [19:24] Jah     That's the boss, isn't it? [19:25] Jah     Pick it up! [19:26] Land     I already said that I won't! [19:28] Jah     Fine, then I'll pick it up! [19:31] Jah     That you, Boss? [19:32] Boss     Oh, my. Is that you, Hy-chan? [19:34] Jah     Your sister can't do any housework! [19:37] Jah     What kind of education are you giving her?! [19:39] Boss     That must mean she's over at your place. [19:43] Boss     That's good. [19:44] Jah     No, it's actually not good at all! [19:46] Boss     I got worried when she didn't come home. [19:49] Boss     I'm so sorry for all this. [19:52] Boss     Could you put her on, please? [19:55] Jah     Sure. [19:57] Land     No. I don't want to. [19:59] Boss     Ryou-chan, I was so worried! [19:59] txt     Sis [20:02] Boss     I want to apologize to you,     so please come home, okay? [20:04] Jah     There. You heard her, so talk to her! [20:10] Jah     What more do you want? [20:15] Jah     How can you be so spoiled?! [20:19] Jah     You have a home to go back to! [20:22] Jah     Someone who's waiting for you! [20:25] Land     J-Ja-ko.... [20:27] Jah     If you lose that, it'll all be too late! [20:38] Land     You're right. [20:42] Land     Hello? Sis? [20:45] Land     Yeah. Yeah. [20:50] Land     Got it. [20:53] Land     I'm going home. [20:54] Jah     Took you long enough. [20:57] Jah     Don't get into fights anymore. [21:00] Land     Yeah. [21:07] Land     Thank you. [21:14] Jah     What'd you even fight about, anyway? [21:18] Land     She wore some clothes I     really like without asking. [21:25] Boss     Cute kitty! [21:27] Land     And once she wears something,     the chest gets all stretched out! [21:33] Boss     Meow... [21:35] Jah     Go home. [21:38] Jah     Sheesh, I'm finally free. [21:43] Jah     Even though she's a mess,     I guess it's a little lonely without her. [21:48] Jah     But more importantly, I need to gather the     mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm. [21:54] Jah     I'm sure the Dark Lord is waiting. [23:33] txt     Next Time [23:33] txt     Kokoro Will Not Betray? E12 - Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:25] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:26] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:27] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:28] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:29] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:31] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:46] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 12          Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray? [01:52] Jah     What luck that they had a     special sale on sprouts today. [02:14] Jah     It's a mana crystal! [02:16] Jah     Today's my lucky day! [02:18] Jah     I never would've expected to find     a mana crystal just like that! [02:24] Jah     Wait. [02:26] Jah     No way is getting a mana crystal this easy. [02:30] Jah     Don't tell me... [02:34] Jah     Is this a trap by that magical girl? [02:41] Jah     That was close. [02:42] Jah     Damn her! She's trying to crush me     and that mana crystal in one blow! [02:47] Jah     Where is she hiding? [02:54] Jah     Hiding won't get you anywhere, magical girl! [02:57] Jah     You think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?! [03:00] Jah     Get out here! [03:13] Jah     Am I just imagining things? [03:15] Jah     Trying to scare me... [03:17] Jah     Wait a minute. [03:18] Jah     What about the manhole underneath? [03:24] txt     A     H     H     H     H     H [03:28] jah     Is it a trap? [03:29] jah     Does she want me to fall down there     so she can lock me in?! [03:33] jah     That must be it. I've done that a lot myself. [03:36] jah     She wants to look down on me     after I fall in and laugh at me! [03:39] jah     Too bad! [03:40] jah     This is nothing! [03:42] jah     I just have to make sure not to step on it. [03:46] jah     You think I'm stupid?! [03:49] jah     Now this crystal will be mine... [03:53] jah     That thing under it looks like a button. [03:57] jah     What could it be? [04:10] jah     An explosion? [04:11] jah     Is it going to explode?! [04:14] jah     Picking that up will be the last thing I do... [04:16] jah     She wants to blow me to smithereens,     along with the entire city! [04:22] jah     Curse you, magical girl. [04:26] jah     This is so cruel! [04:30] Boss     What are you playing, Hy-chan? [04:37] Jah     Are you trying to kill me?! [04:39] Boss     It looked like you rolled     over all by yourself to me. [04:42] Jah     You freaking idiotmorondumbass! [04:45] Boss     You're so mean. [04:46] Jah     I almost died! [04:48] Boss     Really? [04:51] Jah     Jeez. [04:52] Boss     Were you doing something that dangerous? [04:55] Jah     I was trying to pick up that     mana crystal over there. [04:59] Boss     This right here? [05:01] Jah     Boss, stop! [05:07] Boss     You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short. [05:11] Boss     What a good girl. [05:13] Boss     Hy-chan! [05:17] Jah     Don't touch that! [05:18] Jah     It's a trap! Boss! [05:23] Boss     Oh, really? [05:33] Jah     Nothing happened. [05:35] Jah     What about the trap? [05:36] Jah     The explosion? [05:37] Jah     And you, boss? [05:40] Boss     I'm completely fine. [05:45] Jah     What a relief! [05:47] Jah     So there was no trap and no magical girl! [05:53] Boss     Isn't that great, Hy-chan? [05:56] Boss     But I never knew you could find     a mana crystal in a place like this. [06:01] Jah     It was really easy to get, but I'm exhausted. [06:07] Nar     Even though she acquired a mana crystal, [06:09] Nar     the Great Jahy found herself short on words. [06:16] Jah     Wow, this place is huge! [06:18] Jah     I can't believe it. [06:20] Kok     You see? [06:21] Kok     We might find a mana crystal here,     don't you think, Great Jahy? [06:25] Jah     Yeah! [06:26] Jah     Good job, Kokoro! [06:29] Jah     I'm going to look over there. [06:31] Jah     You take that side. [06:32] Kok     Got it! [06:36] Jah     Kokoro's a really useful human. [06:38] txt     Tomarou [06:38] Jah     As expected of my right hand! [06:40] txt     FAILURE [06:42] Jah     Since she so helpful on     my mana crystal hunts, [06:44] Jah     I might even make her an officer     once I restore the Dark Realm. [06:56] Jah     Is that... a slide? [06:58] Jah     What an odd design. [07:00] Jah     Speaking of, that reminds me... [07:03] Kok     The big park has a really huge slide. [07:06] Kok     Let's go slide together! [07:08] Jah     Didn't she say that? [07:10] Jah     I should tell her what I found! [07:13] Jah     Wait, what am I so excited about? [07:22] Jah     Mana crystals! Come on, mana crystals! [07:23] Jah     We don't have time to play around! [07:26] Jah     What's that? [07:31] Jah     You're such a coward, Kokoro! [07:33] Kok     This is so much fun! [07:37] Jah     I just said I have no interest     in these childish play structures! [07:41] Jah     They're so silly. [07:43] Jah     Now where's that mana crystal? [07:47] Jah     Oh, how pretty. Kokoro might like this. [07:52] Jah     I'll take it for her. [07:54] Jah     What the hell am I doing?! [07:57] Jah     Me, picking a flower for a human?! [08:01] Jah     I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [08:03] Jah     Everyone lives in terror of me! [08:08] Jah     That's right... Kokoro's my servant, [08:10] Jah     and it's a master's job to reward servants. [08:13] Jah     It's necessary from time to time. [08:15] Jah     And she's a simple soul. [08:18] Jah     I bet if I give her a flower,     she'll work even harder for me. [08:22] Kok     What a cute flower! [08:24] Kok     I'm so happy! [08:25] Kok     I'll try my hardest     to find those mana crystals! [08:27] Kok     Thank you, Great Jahy! [08:32] Jah     She's also the one who wanted to slide, [08:36] Jah     so I'll just tell her it's there. [08:40] Jah     She's not here, huh? [08:42] Jah     How far did she go? Sheesh. [08:44] Jah     Kokoro? [08:45] Jah     Kokoro! [08:51] Jah     Kokoro! [08:53] Jah     Get the hell... [08:56] Jah     away from Kokoro! [09:01] Guy     What's up with this lady? [09:03] Jah     What the hell were you doing,     grabbing her arm?! [09:06] Kok     Wait, Great Jahy! [09:08] Kok     He just saved me because I almost tripped. [09:13] Jah     Huh? [09:15] Jah     Oh. I totally misread that... [09:20] Jah     Just now... [09:22] Jah     the supremely powerful, terrifying, evil     Great Jahy of the Dark Realm... [09:23] txt     Supremely powerful [09:24] txt     Supremely terrifying [09:25] txt     Supremely evil [09:29] Kok     Great Jahy? [09:31] jah     ...rushed in to save a human girl? [09:36] jah     It can't be! It can't be!     It can't possibly be! [09:40] jah     I'm supposed to be here     collecting mana crystals with her, [09:44] jah     and yet my body's acting     of its own accord for some reason! [09:48] jah     Why? [09:49] Kok     That flower... [09:51] Jah     Oh, I found it earlier. [09:54] Jah     I was going to give it to you. [09:57] Jah     You probably don't want it when     it's like this... do you? [10:01] Kok     I do! [10:07] Kok     I'm so happy! [10:08] Kok     Thank you, Great Jahy! [10:11] Kok     And that kick earlier was really cool. [10:14] Kok     You just went sproing [10:15] Kok     and kapow! [10:17] Kok     You really are amazing. [10:21] Kok     You're just so cool, Great Jahy! [10:26] Jah     Kokoro... [10:29] Jah     I knew it. She's not like other humans. [10:35] Jah     By the way... [10:36] Jah     I found that slide you     mentioned the other day. [10:41] Kok     Let's go slide together, Great Jahy! [10:43] Jah     Yeah, let's go! [10:56] Kok     What's wrong? [10:58] Jah     We need to get out of here! [10:59] Jah     Those guys are always bad news! [11:05] Cop     Hey, you over there! [11:07] Cop     Stop! [11:11] Jah     Get on my back! [11:17] Cop     Where'd she go? [11:24] Kok     Maybe it's okay now. [11:25] Jah     They're tenacious. [11:27] Jah     Let's stay here for now... [11:28] Cop     They're probably in the octopus. [11:30] Cop2     Stop hiding and come out! [11:33] Jah     Listen to me. [11:34] Jah     While I distract them, I want you to flee. [11:38] Kok     I can't do that! [11:40] Jah     Don't worry. I'll never let them catch me. [11:44] Kok     Great Jahy... [11:52] Jah     Playtime's over. [11:54] Jah     You think I'd let you     measly humans capture me? [12:00] Cop     Stop! [12:01] Jah     Never! [12:07] Cop     We said stop! [12:09] Jah     No! [12:15] Cop     Get down from there! [12:17] Jah     Never! [12:21] Cop     Halt! [12:22] Jah     I can't! [12:31] Cop     Why did you run from us? [12:33] Jah     Because you were chasing me! [12:34] Cop     You started running as soon     as you saw police. [12:37] Jah     I h-haven't done anything wrong. [12:42] Cop     Anyway, we'll contact your     landlord like last time. [12:46] Jah     Anything but that! [13:31] Sau     How the heck did this happen?! [13:52] Sau     All right. [13:54] Sau     My genius invention is finally complete! [14:00] Sau     With this, I shall take my rightful place      as the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [14:06] Sau     I may have suffered defeat at     Jahy's hand multiple times, [14:08] Sau     but I didn't give up and spent      the last few months completing my potion. [14:12] Sau     I call it... Woof Woof DX! [14:16] Sau     When she drinks this, she'll turn     into a dog both mentally and physically, [14:19] Sau     and she'll have no choice     but to follow my orders! [14:23] Sau     In other words, once Jahy drinks this,     I'll be second-in-command! [14:28] Sau     Oh, how long I've waited for this! [14:31] Sau     I spent so many     sleepless nights perfecting it. [14:56] Sau     Huh? [15:00] Sau     Now I've done it! [15:02] Sau     I mistook it for the tea sitting next     to it and accidentally drank it all! [15:07] Sau     I'm such an idiot! [15:10] Sau     No, this is not the time to wallow in misery. [15:12] Sau     It's fine! I'll be back to normal with time. [15:15] Sau     And once I am, I'll make     a new batch of Woof Woof DX! [15:19] Sau     I just have to keep calm and wait it out. [15:22] Sau     Keep calm and... [15:25] Sau     I can't do it! [15:26] Sau     I want to go outside! [15:27] Sau     I want to run around! [15:31] txt     GASP [15:31] Sau     Wh-What am I doing? [15:33] Sau     I can't go around outside     like this. It's dangerous! [15:35] Sau     I was just telling myself to stay calm, [15:37] Sau     but my body keeps moving. [15:42] Sau     Hey, you're the jerk dog from before! [15:57] Sau     I can't speak anymore... [16:03] Sau     But that dog got what I meant. [16:07] Sau     This is bad. [16:08] Sau     At this rate, I'll become a dog for real! [16:18] Sau     Jahy?! [16:19] jah     I haven't seen you around here before. [16:21] jah     Are you new? [16:22] Sau     Damn you, Jahy! This is your fault! [16:25] Sau     It's your fault this happened to me! [16:29] Sau     Damn it! [16:30] Sau     Fine, then... I'll just bite you! [16:35] Jah     There, there, there. [16:41] Jah     Here, huh? [16:42] Jah     Is that the spot? [16:43] SAu     Yes, right there... That's it... [16:46] SAu     This is all wrong! [16:49] SAu     I'm not a dog! [16:51] SAu     And I certainly won't be Jahy's lapdo— [16:53] Jah     Fetch! [16:54] Sau     Yay! [16:57] Sau     How is this so much fun?! [16:59] Jah     There, there, there! [17:01] Jah     Want me to throw it again? [17:03] Sau     Woof! [17:03] Jah     Fetch! [17:06] Jah     Fetch! [17:09] Jah     Yeah, go get it! [17:19] Jah     That was fun. [17:20] Jah     See you. [17:25] SAu     That was so much fun! [17:29] SAu     That's not what I wanted! [17:30] SAu     What are you doing, playing around like that?! [17:32] SAu     What are you, a dog or something?! [17:33] SAu     Wait, I guess I am right now. [17:35] SAu     No, I am not a dog! [17:37] SAu     Ah, jeez! [17:39] SAu     And the worst part is... [17:40] SAu     I enjoyed being treated like one by Jahy! [17:49] SAu     Have I really become a dog in my heart? [17:56] SAu     This is the worst. [17:58] SAu     I wish I'd return to normal already. [18:07] SAu     It's that punk who took my money! [18:09] SAu     Y-You're scary! [18:11] SAu     Stay away from me! [18:20] Land     No collar, huh? [18:22] Land     You a stray? [18:26] Land     Sorry. I can't have dogs at my place. [18:29] Land     Take care. [18:38] Sau     She wasn't scary... [18:41] Sau     I was always terrified of her. [18:46] Sau     Maybe people are just nicer to dogs. [18:52] Sau     Jahy wasn't scary either. [18:55] Sau     Maybe staying like this for a     while isn't so bad after all. [19:04] Sau     Now?! [19:07] Nar     Saurva returned to normal     without (too much) incident. [19:12] txt     Craft Pub Maou. [19:14] Jah     So, today, I ran into this     really friendly dog. [19:18] Boss     Oh, how nice. [19:21] Jah     What a nice li'l fuzzball! [19:25] Nar     It's said that there was never     another batch of Woof Woof DX. [21:02] Kok     Where are we going today, Great Jahy? [21:05] Jah     We'll hit that park we went to before     and look for more mana crystals. [21:09] Kok     Okay! [21:10] Jah     But there's somewhere I want to go first. [21:14] Jah     Since we're going a bit farther today, [21:16] Jah     we should buy some snacks. [21:18] Kok     Okay! [21:19] Kok     Oh, but my mom said I shouldn't     buy anything wasteful. [21:25] Jah     Don't worry! Today's my treat. [21:28] Kok     What? I can't let you do that. [21:30] Jah     It's fine! [21:31] Jah     You're always helping me out, so... [21:34] Jah     Where was the candy shop again? [21:42] Jah     Huh? What is this? [21:43] Kok     It's called a crane game. [21:45] Kok     You put in money, move the claw      to the thing you want, and grab it. [21:49] Kok     My dad's really good at these. [21:53] Jah     Wh-Wh-What? [21:54] Jah     Y-You're saying I can get that many     tasty sticks for just a hundred yen?! [22:00] Kok     Good luck, Great Jahy! [22:01] Jah     Indeed. I've got this. [22:04] Jah     If I snag it with ease,     she'll look up to me even more. [22:10] Jah     What is this?! [22:11] Jah     Fine, one more time! [22:16] Jah     One more time! [22:19] Jah     One more! [22:25] txt     Change Machine [22:25] txt     Return [22:25] txt     Cancel [22:25] txt      Insert 1000 yen [22:29] Kok     Great Jahy, we should stop. [22:32] Jah     I'm in too deep. [22:34] Jah     This is a fight to the death. [22:36] Jah     I'll get it if it's the last thing I do. [22:42] Jah     Th-This is all I've got left. [22:49] Jah     Oh, no! [22:56] Jah     I got it! [22:58] Kok     Great Jahy, you're amazing! [23:04] Kok     It's yummy, huh, Great Jahy? [23:10] Jah     Indeed. [23:11] Jah     Oh, this steak flavor is really good! [23:14] Kok     This strawberry flavor     is really tasty, too! [23:16] Jah     Is it? Nice, nice. [23:18] Titl     Next Time [23:18] Titl     Druj Is Not Happy! E13 - Druj Is Not Happy! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Jah     Ja-sheen! [00:16] Nar     The Great Jahy was on a roll. [00:19] Nar     Earlier, she acquired a large     mana crystal with surprising ease. [00:23] Nar     And now, she's enjoying a     vacation at a luxury beach resort. [00:36] Jah     I haven't cut loose like this in a while! [00:41] Jah     At this rate, restoring the Dark Realm      will be a piece of cake! [00:46] Boss     Hy-chan! [00:50] Boss     Stop playing around and come help. SIGN    Beach Shack Maou. [00:54] Land     That's right. [00:56] Land     Stop slacking off! [01:08] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:09] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:10] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:11] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:12] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:14] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:29] Tit     Restoration Plan No. 13           Druj Is Not Happy! [02:31] Boss     We didn't come here to have fun, you know. [02:33] Boss     We're here to help my uncle      with his beach shack. [02:37] Boss     Hy-chan, please do your best. [02:40] Uncle     Every year I get swamped on the weekends, [02:43] Uncle     so I'd be grateful if you could help me out. [02:45] Signs     Shaved Ice [02:45] Signs     Ice [02:45] Signs     Yakisoba [02:45] Signs     Yakisoba [02:45] Signs     Draft     Beer [02:45] Land     Stop goofing off and get to work. [02:48] Jah     Why the hell do I have     to work at a dump like this? [02:52] Jah     Look at this massive mana crystal! [02:55] Jah     This is how powerful I am! [02:58] Land     Fine, then no lunch for you. [03:01] Boss     My uncle's yakisoba is famous, you know. [03:04] Boss     The line-up for it gets really long. [03:10] Uncle     I'll take care of your meals. [03:12] Uncle     You can have whatever you like. [03:17] Jah     Well, I guess I could lend a hand... [03:20] Uncle     Then could you pack this up     into these boxes, Li'l Jaby? [03:25] Jah     I am not "Li'l Jaby"!     That's the Great Jahy to you! [03:31] Both     Uncle?! [03:35] Uncle     My... lower back... SIGN    Beach Shack Maou. [03:39] Uncle     It's been a while since     my lower back's gone out. [03:43] Uncle     And right during the busiest time... [03:46] Land     It's fine. Don't worry about it. [03:48] Boss     We'll take care of the shack,     so just relax and get some rest. [03:55] sign     Ice [03:55] Land     Great deal on yakisoba! [03:58] Land     It's really tasty! [03:59] Boss     This is so strange... [04:01] Boss     Maybe it's not the same without Uncle. [04:04] txt     Shaved Ice [04:05] Land     I mean... but how come no one's out here? [04:09] Ann     This is lifeguard services. [04:11] Ann     A large number of jellyfish have     been spotted off the coast. [04:16] Ann     Please avoid getting in the water. [04:19] Boss     Oh, jellyfish? [04:21] Land     If they're the stinging type, that's bad. [04:23] Uncle     There's sure a lot of them this year. [04:26] Boss     Oh, this won't do.     You're supposed to be resting. [04:28] Uncle     We had nonstop rain before this,     so business was dead. [04:33] Uncle     I was happy we finally got some     sunny weather, and now there's jellyfish. [04:37] Uncle     My business is doomed. [04:39] Boss     Oh, my... [04:41] Land     You really can't catch a break. [04:45] Jah     There's no doubt about it! There's got     to be another crystal around here! [04:49] Jah     That mana crystal needs me,     so it caused misfortune to summon me here! [04:54] Jah     And if it's generating this much trouble,     it must be an extremely powerful one! [05:00] Jah     Knowing that, how could I just stand around     and work this crummy job? [05:05] Land     Hey, wait! [05:08] Land     They just said to stay out of the water! [05:11] Land     Get back to work, Ja-ko! [05:16] Land     Fine, no ice cream for dessert for you. [05:26] Jah     And here you are.     One draft beer and one yakisoba. [05:29] Jah     I'm just here for lunch, though. [05:32] Land     Yeah, nope. [05:34] Girl     We came all the way here,     and there's jellyfish. [05:37] Girl     How disappointing. [05:38] Guy     Yeah. [05:39] Kid     Daddy, I want to go swimming! [05:42] Dad     I'm sorry. Let's be patient, okay? [05:44] Kid     No! I wanna swim! [05:47] Jah     Indeed. Looks like the     misfortune just keeps coming. [05:51] Jah     I knew it! I need to get going! [05:53] Jah     I must find it quickly! [05:54] Land     This again? [05:55] Land     No pay for you! [06:05] Jah     Work, work, you say, but we've     barely got any customers. [06:10] Boss     You're right. [06:12] Boss     It's usually a full house here,     but there's still plenty for us to do. [06:17] Land     Here. Take these out. [06:19] Girl     You liar! [06:21] Girl     I didn't think you were that kind of guy! [06:23] Guy     Shut up! Just drop it already. [06:26] Girl     I'm leaving you! [06:27] Girl     Goodbye! [06:29] Guy     Wait just a minute! [06:30] Girl     Stop following me! [06:32] Jah     That's... got to be one giant mana crystal! [06:37] Jah     No, I'm doing this! [06:39] Jah     I don't need ice cream!      I don't need any pay! [06:41] Land     This again? [06:43] Jah     I'm going to find that mana stone! [06:48] Boss     Oh no, rain. [06:50] Boss     The forecast said it would be sunny all day. [06:53] Girl     We came all the way here for this? [06:55] Girl2     We're so unlucky! [06:57] Jah     I knew it! Fortune's on my side. [06:59] Jah     The mana crystal is causing one     catastrophe after another, [07:02] Jah     and that powerful baby's going to be mine! [07:06] Boss     Hy-chan? [07:07] Jah     Where are you, mana crystal?! [07:11] Jah     Going by the concentration of bad luck, [07:14] Jah     the mana crystal should be     somewhere close to here. [07:17] Kid     Help me! [07:19] Kid     Daddy, I'm scared! [07:22] Dad     I'm calling the lifeguard right now! [07:26] Jah     It's got to be over there near that kid! [07:31] Kid     Help me! [07:33] Jah     You're in the way, kid. [07:34] Jah     I'm looking for that mana crystal! [07:40] Jah     Be good and stay there! [07:45] Dad     Thank you so much! [07:46] Kid     Thank you... [07:48] Jah     Now nobody will get in my way. [07:53] Girl     I-I got stung by jellyfish     and I'm so numb I can't swim! [07:56] Guy     I-I'll be right there! [07:58] Jah     Out of the way! [07:59] Girl     Thank you so much. [08:01] Guy     You saved her life. [08:02] Girl     How can I ever thank her? [08:04] Jah     Don't think I did it for you!      I'm in this for the mana crystal! [08:08] Guy     Help me! A shark! [08:14] Both     Our boat is sinking! [08:17] Kid     I'm caught in a whirlpool! [08:22] Jah     Why won't this end?! [08:24] Guy     Help me! [08:25] Guy     Someone! [08:28] Guy     My leg! [08:30] Guy     Someone! [08:34] Jah     Bad things keep happening, [08:35] Jah     yet I can't find a trace     of that mana crystal... [08:38] Jah     What is this? [08:39] Jah     I didn't come here to save people! [08:43] Boss     Hy-chan, why don't you call it a day? [08:48] Boss     It's dangerous once it gets dark. [08:50] Boss     I'll bring you again next time. [08:53] Land     Don't you want some ice cream? [08:55] Jah     No! I'm not coming back until     I find my mana crystal! [08:59] Jah     I'll have my ice cream later! [09:02] Land     Really? She's putting off ice cream? [09:06] Jah     I'm on a roll right now! [09:09] Jah     I'm primed to bag a massive mana crystal! [09:21] Boss     Hy-chan! [09:22] Land     Look at your feet! [09:29] Jah     These are... [09:34] Jah     Mana crystals! [09:36] Jah     It's a ton of mana crystal shards! [09:44] Jah     Boss! Please get me a bucket! [09:49] Boss     Okay! [09:52] Boss     Wow! Are these all mana crystals? [09:58] Jah     I did it! [10:00] Jah     I knew I was on a roll! [10:03] Jah     Ah, how many times have     I been on the verge of giving up? [10:07] Jah     The Dark Realm was destroyed, [10:08] Jah     the lone mana crystal I worked     so hard to get was stolen from me... [10:13] Jah     But with all these shards, [10:18] Jah     I can fight the magical girl! [10:21] Jah     She's done for! [10:26] Land     Yo, Ja-ko, since you skipped out on work,     it's coming out of your pay. [10:31] Boss     You can't be that reckless, okay? [10:33] Uncle     They've been real worried     about you, Li'l Jaby. [10:37] Boss     Take it easy rescuing folks, too. [10:40] Nar     That day, the Great Jahy saved many people [10:44] Nar     and retrieved the crystals     causing their misfortunes. [10:47] Nar     Without even knowing it,     she'd done a lot of philanthropic work. [10:58] Guy1     Profits are significantly up this quarter. [11:00] Guy2     The chairman would like to see you. [11:03] Guy3     All plans are on track. [11:06] Druj     I understand. [11:08] Druj     Thank you for your report. [11:11] Guy     Thank you. [11:12] All     Thank you. [11:18] Nar     Lately, Druj has been haunted by sorrow. [11:22] Guy     President, it's almost time to leave. [11:25] Guy     The car is waiting for you. [11:27] Druj     I'm coming. [11:44] Jah     I need to start planning my strategy for     the final battle against the magical girl. [11:49] Jah     I've got some time until I have to go     to work, and Kokoro is still at school. [11:53] Jah     This is the perf— [11:54] Druj     O Great Jahy! [11:57] Druj     How wonderful to run into you like this! [12:00] Druj     What a perfect day! [12:03] Jah     Oh, it's you, Druj. [12:04] Jah     What do you want? [12:06] Druj     Do forgive me. [12:08] Druj     I happened to be on the road for work when     I spotted you, and I couldn't stop myself! [12:14] Jah     I'm in a good mood today. [12:16] Jah     Sometimes you gotta pander     to the underlings. [12:19] Jah     Working already, huh? That's commendable. [12:24] Druj     Is the Great Jahy p-p-praising me? [12:28] Jah     I've got somewhere to be this evening myself. [12:36] Jah     What's wrong, Druj? [12:38] Jah     Here, this seat's open. Take it. [12:43] Druj     M-M-May I really sit next to you, Great Jahy? [12:50] Druj     When we were back in the Dark Realm... [12:53] (Flashback) Jah     Sit on same kind of chair as me? Outrageous! [12:56] (Flashback) Jah     You should be happy you're     allowed to sit on ground! [13:00] (Flashback) Jah     You're a waste of space.     At least make yourself a flowerpot. [13:05] Druj     That's what she said to me! [13:07] Druj     Th-Then I'll just be taking this seat... [13:11] Jah     Sure. [13:14] Druj     By the way, what are you doing here? [13:21] Jah     Things have been pretty hectic lately,     so I'm taking a breather. [13:25] Druj     A breather? [13:28] Jah     While developing my next plot, of course. [13:30] Jah     You should try taking a breather sometimes too. [13:34] Jah     It's not good to always keep pushing. [13:36] Jah     You'll get exhausted if all you do is work. [13:39] Druj     Yes... [13:44] Druj     Is the G-Great Jahy expressing      concern for my well-being? [13:51] Druj     Back in the Dark Realm... [13:56] (Flashback) Druj     I dug the hole, just like you told me to! [14:00] (Flashback) Druj     What should I do now? [14:02] (Flashback) Jah     Fill it back up. [14:04] (Flashback) Druj     Excuse me? [14:05] (Flashback) Jah     Once you dig it, the next     step is filling it back up. [14:08] (Flashback) Jah     Fill it up. [14:10] (Flashback) Jah     I want to know what it's like     to keep doing useless work. [14:14] Druj     Your Greatness used to say,     "You'll die from overwork? Then die!" [14:18] Druj     But now this, Your Greatness?! [14:21] Jah     H-Huh? [14:23] Jah     Did I really say that? [14:26] Jah     Well, you know, rest is important. [14:29] Jah     You always work too much, Druj. [14:32] Jah     You're doing a good job. [14:34] Druj     She's blessed me with     so much encouragement... [14:38] Druj     So why?! [14:39] Druj     Why do I feel so unsatisfied?! [14:43] Druj     In the Dark Realm... [14:45] (Flashback) Jah     Do it all over, you moron. [14:48] (Flashback) Jah     Didn't you hear what I said?! [14:49] (Flashback) Jah     It's all wrong! [14:51] Druj     She used to scold me because     everything I did was wrong. [14:55] Druj     But ever since we were shunted here... [15:02] Druj     Your Greatness, I believe you've changed     since coming to the human realm. [15:07] Jah     Huh? [15:12] Jah     Did I say something wrong? [15:15] Jah     I've been spinning tale after tale     to save face in front of Druj... [15:19] Jah     Did she finally figure me out?! [15:22] Jah     Come to think of it, [15:23] Jah     I never spent time outside relaxing     in the barren Dark Realm. [15:30] (Flashback) Demons     Please enjoy yourself, O Great Jahy! [15:34] (Flashback) Jah     What boring scenery. [15:38] Jah     I've clearly been downgraded... [15:40] Druj     Your Greatness, in the past, you... [15:42] Jah     Wait, Druj! [15:43] Jah     I want to clear things up     since you seem to have the wrong idea. [15:46] Jah     I'm only here because I don't want you     to feel obligated to do anything extra. [15:51] Jah     If it was an overly extravagant place,     you wouldn't be able to relax, right? [16:09] Jah     What? [16:10] Jah     Was I wrong? [16:11] Jah     About what, though? [16:16] Jah     What is it? [16:17] Jah     Which one of my lies did she figure out? [16:19] Jah     That I'm completely broke? [16:21] Jah     That I'm only a waitress     at the pub I don't actually own? [16:25] Jah     Or could it be... [16:30] Jah     Did she figure out that I haven't     really defeated the magical girl?! [16:38] Druj     Your Greatness, in the past, you... [16:41] Druj     In the past, I what? [16:42] Druj     In the past, you were more... [16:45] Jah     More what? [16:46] Druj     More... [16:47] Jah     More what?! [16:49] Druj     More! [16:51] Jah     More? [16:55] Jah     Wait, Druj! [16:56] Jah     Things have happened— [16:57] Druj     You generously treated me more like a slave! [17:09] Jah     Like a slave? [17:11] Druj     Things have happened? [17:14] Jah     What are you talking about? [17:16] Druj     Please forgive me, Great Jahy! [17:19] Druj     Yet still, I cannot forget the past! [17:23] Druj     You generously used to treat me     like trash. Like a dirty rag. [17:30] Druj     Like a used, crumpled-up tissue. [17:32] Druj     Like a rotten cucumber left in the fridge. [17:35] Druj     Like the slimy grime in a drain! [17:40] Druj     And yet... [17:42] Druj     ever since coming to the human realm... [17:44] Druj     Maybe it's because     you've taken human underlings, [17:48] Druj     but you've grown more and more kind. [17:52] Druj     It's almost like you're becoming more human. [17:57] Druj     I can't help but feel that way... [18:01] Druj     So please, Your Greatness, scold me! [18:05] Druj     Treat me like livestock! [18:07] Druj     Treat me like you did back in the Dark Realm! [18:15] Jah     Gross. [18:23] Druj     This! That's it! [18:25] Druj     That cold, judgmental stare     is the Great Jahy I love! [18:34] Jah     Oh, that's right. [18:35] Jah     Since I've been seeing her do so well,     I'd completely forgotten... [18:42] Jah     This is what she's really like. [18:46] (Flashback) Jah     Fill it back up! [18:47] (Flashback) Druj     Yes! Right away! [18:52] (Flashback) Jah     You moron. [18:54] (Flashback) Jah     Didn't you hear what I said? [18:56] (Flashback) Jah     It's all wrong! [19:05] Jah     She laps up all my orders and abuse... [19:10] Jah     What an idiot. [19:12] Druj     Thank you so much! [19:14] Druj     I see that you're still the Great Jahy I know. [19:16] Druj     What a relief! [19:19] Druj     Oh, right... Earlier, you mentioned     that some things have happened. [19:24] Druj     What did you mean by that? [19:27] Jah     That's none of your business. [19:29] Jah     You think I'd tell you everything? [19:33] Jah     Know your place! [19:36] Druj     I am deeply sorry! [19:38] Druj     I shouldn't have asked. [19:40] Druj     What's more, I've robbed you     of your precious time. [19:45] Druj     I think I should be going now. [19:50] Jah     You couldn't be more wrong. [19:53] Jah     Me, growing kind? Affected by the humans? [19:57] Jah     Idiotic. [19:59] Jah     That will never happen. [20:01] Jah     Don't worry, Druj. [20:07] Jah     I am the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm. [20:14] Druj     I had the wrong impression... [20:16] Druj     Of course you would never change. [20:19] Druj     You shall stay on top,      even here in the human world! [20:26] Druj     I shall continue to follow and serve you! [20:36] Jah     Druj... [20:39] Kok     Great Jahy! [20:41] Jah     Hey, Kokoro! Is school over? [20:44] Kok     Yeah! Let's go look for mana crystals. [20:46] Jah     Sure! [20:48] Nar     The Great Jahy narrowly managed     to keep Druj's respect for her. [22:29] txt     Maou. [22:31] Nar     The time has come. [22:33] Boss     Hy-chan... [22:36] Jah     I'm going. [22:39] Boss     Did you pack bandages? [22:40] Boss     Tissues and your handkerchief? [22:42] Boss     I made some rice balls.     You should take them. [22:45] Jah     Don't you know where I'm going?! [22:48] Land     So you eat them on the spot? [22:50] Boss     You're going to see the magical girl, right? [22:54] Jah     I'm getting my mana crystal back. [22:57] Boss     Good luck! [23:03] Jah     Don't worry. [23:04] Jah     I'm going to win for sure. [23:06] Land     You got rice on your face. [23:12] Nar     It's the Great Jahy against the magical girl! [23:14] Nar     The hour of the final battle draws near! [23:18] txt     Next Time [23:18] txt     The Magical Girl Will Not Fight! E14 - The Magical Girl Will Not Fight Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Nar     If ever there were a fated showdown,     this would be it. [00:08] Nar     Not only did the magical girl     destroy the Dark Realm, [00:13] Nar     she's also taken the Great Jahy's     symbol of power, her mana crystal. [00:17] Nar     Ever since, the Great Jahy      has thirsted for retribution. [00:25] Nar     And now, the destined     battle is about to begin... [00:41] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:42] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:43] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:44] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:45] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:47] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:06] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 14           The Magical Girl Will Not Fight! [02:06] Jah     Today is the day I defeat you      and take back my mana crystal! [02:11] Mag     You're... that little girl? [02:16] Jah     Just watch this! [02:30] Mag     I see. [02:31] Mag     You're a creature of the Dark Realm. [02:33] Jah     Correct. [02:34] Jah     You've been making a fool far too often, [02:37] Jah     but now you'll pay... [02:39] Jah     For destroying the Dark Realm,     and for stealing my mana crystal! [02:47] Mag     Mana crystals? [02:56] Mag     You've got an interesting fighting style. [03:07] Jah     Here I come! [03:39] Mag     Not bad. [03:40] Jah     That's my line. [03:45] Mag     I'm sorry, but I won't give     your mana crystal back. [03:48] Mag     And I will take the rest you possess. [03:52] Jah     Why? Why are you so fixated     on the mana crystals? [03:55] Jah     Why try to take all of humanity's     misfortune upon yourself? [03:58] mag     It is heaven's will. [04:00] mag     I am to destroy the mana crystals     and free humanity of misfortune. [04:04] Jah     Heaven's will? What's a lowly      human like you going to do? [04:07] Jah     All you're doing is taking      the misfortune upon yourself! [04:12] mag     You know nothing about me! [04:14] Jah     You're right! I don't! [04:17] Mag     Then why don't I teach you? [04:21] Mag     I'd always been prone to misfortune. [04:24] Mag     Without anyone to love me     or anyone to depend upon, [04:26] Mag     I've always been alone. [04:29] Mag     But even so, once I became a magical girl, [04:31] Mag     I was able to gather mana crystals     and save people by assuming their misfortune. [04:37] Mag     So now I can live my life      feeling connected to them. [04:41] Mag     This was the mission granted to me     when I had no one and nothing! [04:46] Jah     Your mission is to sacrifice yourself for others?! [04:49] Mag     Shut up! [04:50] Mag     This mission... I'm the only     one who can carry it out! [04:55] Mag     I've always held out on my own, so taking     on such misfortune is nothing to me! [05:01] Jah     I've got a mission, too. [05:03] Jah     One I've struggled with by myself. [05:06] Jah     But I... Even I... [05:10] Jah     Even when times are sad... [05:12] Jah     Even when times are hard... [05:15] Jah     Even when I'm ready to give up... [05:18] Jah     I'm no longer alone. [05:21] Jah     I've got people by my side.     People who support me. [05:25] Jah     If I were on my own, I would have     been crushed a long time ago. [05:29] Jah     But her... She's... [05:35] Jah     She's the wretched murderer     of the Demon Lord! [05:39] Jah     Still... I can't leave it at that! [05:42] Jah     You're wrong! [05:43] Jah     Shouldering all that misfortune yourself? [05:45] Jah     Are you stupid?! [05:48] Jah     I lost everything when you     destroyed the Dark Realm. [05:52] Jah     I've suffered so much because of you. [05:55] Jah     Even now, I'm still suffering! [05:56] Jah     You've brought misfortune upon me. [05:59] Jah     And yet... [06:03] Jah     That's not reason enough for you to bear     all misfortune upon your own shoulders! [06:07] Jah     I'm going to take back every last mana crystal [06:10] Jah     and free you from misfortune! [06:16] Jah     You say you're on your own? [06:17] Jah     Ha! What an imbecile. [06:19] Jah     I won't let you be alone anymore. [06:22] Jah     How about it? [06:23] Jah     If you give me the mana crystals,     I'll love you so much [06:27] Jah     that you'll see how stupid your mission is. [06:30] Mag     Did you... just say you won't     let me be alone anymore? [06:33] Jah     Yeah. [06:34] Mag     And that you're going to love me so much? [06:38] Jah     Yeah. [06:40] Mag     You won't stop liking me even if     you get caught up in my bad luck? [06:45] Jah     You think something like that can scare me? [06:48] Mag     Even if I don't know     my own strength and injure you? [06:51] Jah     I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [06:54] Jah     I'm not so soft. [06:59] Mag     If you really mean it,     then I'll hand over the crystals. [07:10] Mag     You'll love me?! [07:12] Mag     I'm so happy to hear it! [07:14] Mag     Thank you. You're the first person     who's ever said that to me. [07:18] Mag     I've never had even one single friend. [07:21] Mag     If me suffering misfortune     is misfortune for you... [07:25] Jah     Well, I didn't say that. [07:27] Mag     I'm not going to collect     mana crystals anymore! [07:30] Mag     And from now on, I will live for you! [07:34] Mag     By the way, what's your name? [07:37] Jah     It's... Jahy. [07:39] Mag     Jahy? Jahy... Jahy-kun! [07:43] Mag     I'm sorry for everything, Jahy-kun! [07:46] Mag     From now on, I'll be on your side! [07:48] ---     R-Right... [07:52] Mag     Jahy-kun! I'm here! [07:58] Jah     What is it? [08:00] Mag     I want to sh-sh-show you my house! [08:04] Jah     I've got work today. [08:07] Mag     Jahy-kun! Jahy-kun! [08:09] Mag     It doesn't have to be today! [08:10] Mag     Any time is fine! [08:12] Mag     I've prepared lots of snacks! [08:17] Jah     Snacks? [08:20] Mag     I'm so happy. [08:21] Mag     I invited you so many times,     but you've never come over. [08:24] Jah     That's because of how you invited me... [08:27] (Flashback) Mag     Jahy-kun, please come to my house! [08:29] (Flashback) Mag     Jahy-kun, want to go do something fun?! [08:31] (Flashback) Mag     Jahy-kun, you must come to my house! [08:36] Mag     I'm sorry... [08:37] Mag     You're the first person I've ever invited over,      so I'm new to all this. [08:42] Mag     I've got a friend coming over! [08:44] Jah     Huh? Are we friends? [08:48] Mag     What? [08:49] Mag     Aren't we? [08:52] Mag     So it was all a lie? [08:55] Mag     You said that you'd free     me of all this misfortune... [08:58] Mag     That you would love me so much... [09:01] Mag     And all of that was a lie?! [09:03] Mag     It's too cruel! [09:07] Jah     Okay! I get it already! Stop crying! [09:10] Jah     You and I are friends! [09:12] Jah     Are you happy now? [09:13] Mag     Yeah! [09:16] Jah     This is exhausting. [09:18] Mag     There are the mana crystals, of course,     but there are other things I wish to show you [09:22] Mag     that I believe will help restore the Dark Realm. [09:24] Jah     Help restore the Dark Realm? [09:26] Jah     But you're the one who destroyed     it for no reason in the first place. [09:29] Mag     And I am very sorry about that. [09:32] Mag     What I did to you all was horrible. [09:36] Jah     Speaking of, didn't you say     you were assigned that mission? [09:40] Jah     So destroying the Dark Realm     wasn't of your own volition? [09:43] mag     Correct. I was only tasked [09:46] mag     with destroying the mana crystal     and freeing humanity of misfortune. [09:50] mag     I bear no ill will toward the Dark Realm. [09:53] Jah     And who'd you get this mission from? [09:55] Mag     Well... [09:56] Mag     Let's go over the details at my place. [10:00] Jah     I think she said that she has no family. [10:04] Jah     Yet she spent all her time collecting     mana crystals and not working... [10:07] Jah     Moreover, even bearing all that misfortune, [10:09] Jah     she was doing pretty well for herself. [10:11] Jah     She must be totally loaded! [10:15] Jah     That's perfect. [10:17] Jah     I'll take her mana crystals and her house! [10:21] Mag     We're here! [10:27] jah     Th-Th-Th-This is it? [10:38] Mag     Due to the mana crystals,     this house is riddled with calamity. [10:41] jah     You could've said so sooner! [10:47] Mag     Heh, things never change around here. [10:49] Jah     Is there more? [10:51] Mag     Actually, the room where I     store the mana crystals... [10:54] Mag     There's a shade there      that comes out after dark. [10:58] Mag     Since I saw it, I haven't gone inside. [11:04] Mag     I-I'm not scared of ghosts... [11:06] Mag     Ah, Jahy-kun! [11:19] Mag     A ghost! [11:40] Jah     The... The Dark Lord... [11:45] Mag     Stand back, Jahy-kun! [11:49] Mag     H-Hey, that's my dinner! [11:51] Mag     So you're the reason my food     stores have been diminishing! [11:55] Mag     You thief! [11:56] Mag     Taste a magical girl's Hammer of Justice! [12:00] Jah     You insolent fool! [12:03] Jah     Have you no idea who this is?! [12:06] Jah     Gracing us with her presence, [12:08] Jah     it's the supreme ruler of the Dark Realm... [12:12] Jah     the Dark Lord! [12:15] Mag     Huh? [12:16] Jah     Your Lordship... [12:17] Jah     You've gotten so small... How terrible... [12:27] Jah     Why are you just standing there?! [12:29] Jah     You are in front of the Dark Lord! [12:30] Jah     She says, "You could at least      get me a glass of water!" [12:34] Jah     Bring some at once! [12:36] Mag     Wh-What? [12:46] mag     So this is really the Dark Lord... [12:49] mag     Then that enormous mana crystal I destroyed     wasn't a manifestation of hers? [12:55] Jah     Gosh, you really are clueless. [12:58] Jah     That was only one facet of the Dark Lord. [13:00] Jah     A core mana crystal that gave     the Dark Realm its form. [13:03] Jah     You could think of it as her heart. [13:06] Mag     So how is she here now     if I shattered her heart? [13:12] Jah     Mana crystals are the Dark Lord. [13:14] Jah     Wherever they appear in high     concentration, so too will she. [13:21] Jah     This just means you collected     a sufficient amount. [13:25] Jah     Thank you for that. [13:27] Mag     This is the first time a friend     has ever thanked me for something! [13:31] Jah     Well, that's enough difficult discussion for now. [13:34] Jah     Today, we celebrate! [13:36] Jah     It's the Dark Lord's revival party! [13:39] Mag     A party? [13:41] Jah     Hey! Don't just sit there! [13:43] Jah     Bring more snacks! [13:45] Mag     O-Of course. [13:49] Mag     Eat all you want. [13:52] Jah     Wow, that's good! [13:55] Jah     To think such an auspicious day would come... [13:57] Jah     The best of all since I came to the human world! [14:08] Jah     I say, these cookies really are good. [14:11] Jah     The Dark Lord is enjoying them, too. [14:13] Mag     I'm so glad you like them. [14:15] Mag     I got them from a famous store. [14:17] Mag     There's a lot more, so eat up! [14:19] Jah     Wow, good job! [14:22] Mag     I just got praised again! [14:24] Jah     Today, we're going to eat     and drink ourselves stupid! [14:27] Mag     I bought a lot of juice, too. [14:30] Jah     Yes! Wonderful, wonderful! [14:39] Jah     This really is the best day... [14:48] mag     Here's the juice... [14:49] mag     What? We're already out of cookies?! [14:54] mag     Don't worry, Jahy-kun. [14:56] mag     You can't have a party with just cookies alone, [14:58] mag     so I ordered some delivery! [15:02] mag     Whoa! [15:06] mag     I don't know that I've ever laid eyes      on anything like this in the human realm! [15:09] mag     You were scary as a magical girl.     Literally the worst. [15:12] mag     But as a friend, you're the best! [15:15] mag     I'm so happy! [15:18] mag     Please eat up! [15:19] Jah     What about you? [15:20] Mag     My heart is so full      that it's filling my stomach, too! [15:24] Jah     In that case, I'll just have some... Oh. [15:28] Mag     Hey, Dark Lord! Don't     go snatching from Jahy-kun! [15:32] Jah     Oh, it's fine. Today's party     is in honor of the Dark Lord. [15:37] Jah     She needs to eat lots     to regain her strength... [15:46] Jah     It's fine. I'm fine. [15:57] Jah     Your Lordship? [15:59] Jah     Wait... [16:01] Jah     Is this for me? [16:07] Jah     Look at that! The Dark Lord     gave me this piece of octopus! [16:10] Jah     This must mean I'm special to her! [16:14] Jah     I am so loved! [16:16] Mag     Because of a tiny piece of octopus?! [16:18] Mag     You mean more to me than that! [16:21] Mag     I love you so much more! I love you to death! [16:31] Jah     Okay, so now we have to have a serious talk. [16:34] Jah     Let's hear what led up to you     destroying the Dark Realm... [16:39] Mag     It happened on a cold winter night. [17:17] Mag     I was drowning. On the verge of death. [17:21] Mag     So I prepared myself. That's when... [17:32] Light     You are strong. [17:35] Light     You managed to endure so much     misfortune all by yourself. [17:39] Light     It wouldn't be right for     someone like you to die here. [17:43] Light     I shall grant you power. [17:46] Light     And in return... [17:48] txt     Please free people from misfortune [17:50] Mag     Thus I gained my powers, [17:52] Mag     did as the voice told me, destroyed     the mana crystal in the Dark Realm, [17:55] Mag     and collected the mana crystals on Earth. [17:58] Mag     But now, I will spend my life     atoning for this mistake! [18:02] Jah     I don't want to be stuck with     you for the rest of my days. [18:04] Jah     Just return the mana crystals and we're good. [18:07] Jah     Actually, wait a minute... [18:09] Jah     If we don't figure out     who's behind that voice, [18:11] Jah     the Dark Realm won't be     safe even if we restore it. [18:15] Jah     Since you're our only lead, you'll be helping us! [18:18] Jah     I'm going to work you hard. [18:19] Mag     Please! Work me to the bone! [18:22] Jah     Once we defeat this mastermind,     we'll restore the Dark Realm! [18:25] Mag     But can you defeat them? [18:27] Jah     With the Dark Lord by my side, it'll be a cinch! [18:29] Jah     Behold how incredible she is! [18:36] Jah     I-I mean, she just revived, so... [18:40] Jah     But she'll be back to normal soon [18:43] Jah     and leading the way for us     with her magnificent presence. [18:46] Jah     I'm sure she'll be praising     what I've done, too. [18:50] Jah     Isn't that right, Your Lordship? [18:56] Jah     Did you see that?! [18:58] Jah     She's already pleased with me! [19:00] Jah     I knew I was special to her! [19:04] Jah     The Dark Lord is an absolute     being who needs no one. [19:07] Jah     Approaching her means instant destruction, [19:09] Jah     yet I alone was allowed to stand next to her! [19:14] Jah     And that's not all! [19:15] Jah     Only I was allowed to hear her words, [19:17] Jah     and only with me did she     share her magical powers! [19:20] Jah     After all, I was the only     one who understood her. [19:24] Jah     Even now, I totally understand what she's feeling. [19:27] Jah     Hmm, hmm... I see. [19:30] Jah     Right now, her stomach is really full      and she can't eat any more! [19:37] mag     I don't think that's it. [19:40] Jah     There's no way I'd misinterpret her. [19:43] Jah     She's saying... [19:48] Jah     "Even if she was being used, [19:50] Jah     I'm not sure we should     expose ourselves in front [19:52] Jah     of the magical girl who     destroyed the Dark Realm." [19:56] Jah     "I want to formulate a restoration plan     as soon as possible, [19:58] Jah     but we can't do that around someone we can't trust." [20:01] Jah     That means she wants to move     to my base immediately. [20:09] Jah     That wasn't it, huh...? [20:11] Mag     You're leaving already? [20:12] Mag     But you just got here!     You should stay longer. [20:16] Mag     I know! What if all three of us lived here? [20:20] Mag     This is bigger than your     current place, Jahy-kun. [20:23] Jah     Shut up! Nobody asked you! [20:25] Jah     All three of us living     together? Are you stupid? [20:27] Jah     You listen here! The Dark Lord and I     have an incredible bond between us. [20:31] Jah     But what about you?! [20:32] Jah     I'll grant you that reviving her to     this point is an achievement of sorts, [20:37] Jah     but I can't believe you'd get so ahead of     yourself as to suggest living together with her! [20:42] Mag     I-I'd just be happy if you stayed here, so... [20:47] Jah     Your rudeness is astounding! [20:49] Jah     Your Lordship, once we retrieve the crystals, [20:51] Jah     let's get out of here! [20:56] Jah     Huh? [21:03] Jah     Why? [21:05] Jah     How? [21:08] Jah     It's the food?! [21:15] Jah     I lost to the magical girl... [21:17] Jah     No, I lost to food! [21:20] Jah     Damn it all! [21:22] mag     Ah, Jahy-kun! Wait! [21:26] Jah     Damn it! Damn it! [21:28] Jah     I'll feed you even tastier food, Your Lordship! [21:34] Nar     The Great Jahy managed to make peace     with her magical girl rival. [21:36] Nar     On top of that, she was able to recover the      mana crystals an reunite with the Dark Lord. [21:42] Nar     But it looks like winning the     Dark Lord's heart won't be so easy. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Boss Cannot Decide! E15 - The Boss Cannot Decide! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:10] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:11] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:12] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:13] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:15] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:30] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 15          The Boss Cannot Decide! [01:36] Jah     I've collected a ton of mana crystals. [01:38] Jah     I've made my former nemesis,     the magical girl, my pawn. [01:41] Jah     And I've even seen the the Dark Lord revived! [01:45] Jah     She's still at her place,     but at least she's back! [01:49] Jah     Either way, I'm so close to     restoring the Dark Realm! [01:52] Jah     When I tell Kokoro, [01:55] Jah     I'm sure she'll commend     and encourage me more than ever. [01:56] kok     Amazing! [02:00] Jah     In fact... [02:01] Jah     I should be praised and commended way more! [02:05] Kok     Sorry to keep you waiting, Great Jahy! [02:08] Jah     There she is! [02:09] Kok     You're sliding today, huh? [02:14] Jah     Say, Kokoro, notice anything     different about me? [02:19] Kok     Different? [02:20] Jah     Go ahead! Worship me! [02:23] Kok     Um... [02:24] Jah     Come on! Lay on the praise! [02:28] Kok     Do you mean the new girl behind you? [02:31] ---     Huh? [02:32] Mag     Can I play with you guys, too?! [02:36] Kok     Who are you? [02:38] Mag     Oh, I'm... [02:39] Jah     Stay the hell away from Kokoro! [02:40] Kok     Is she your friend, Great Jahy? [02:42] Jah     No! She's... [02:48] Jah     Yeah, she's my friend! She's a friend. [02:55] Jah     We need to split, Kokoro. [02:56] Kok     What? [02:57] Jah     She's real bad news. [02:59] Jah     Better not let her get near you. [03:01] Kok     Really? [03:02] Jah     She can take a washing machine, a truck,     or a lightning bolt and shrug it off! [03:09] Kok     That's incredible! [03:10] Jah     It's not incredible. It's freaky. [03:13] Jah     All right, let's go! [03:16] Mag     I get it. [03:18] Mag     We're playing tag! [03:22] Mag     Leap! [03:27] Mag     You're it now, Jahy-kun. [03:29] Mag     Come, let us flee! [03:31] Kok     Sure! [03:34] Jah     How dare she?! [03:36] Jah     Kokoro is my underling! [03:39] Kok     Great Jahy! [03:40] Mag     Come and get us! [03:43] Wom     Oh, look at those kids. [03:46] Wom2     A high schooler playing     with such a young girl? [03:50] Wom2     That's so... [03:51] Jah     Good. Be suspicious. [03:54] Jah     Call the police and tell them a weirdo     is trying something with children! [03:59] Wom     That's so nice of her! [04:00] Wom     Look at her, playing with that little girl. [04:03] Wom2     What a nice kid. [04:05] Jah     Huh? [04:07] Jah     What the hell?! [04:10] Kok     Miss! [04:13] Kok     Are you okay? [04:14] Mag     Ow... [04:15] Mag     What is this hole doing here? [04:17] Kok     Here! [04:19] Kok     It's hard to get up by yourself. [04:28] Mag     Thank you. [04:31] Kok     Come help, Great Jahy! [04:33] Jah     Why should I? [04:35] Jah     She can get up by herself, anyway. [04:37] Kok     But it's faster if we both pull. [04:40] Jah     Fine... [04:45] Both     Ready, and... [04:55] Both     Heave-ho! [05:00] Mag     I'm sorry! [05:01] Mag     Now you're both dirty, too. [05:07] Jah     What's so funny? [05:08] Kok     It's just... now we're     all covered in dirt! See? [05:16] Kok     That was fun! [05:20] Jah     Jeez. [05:27] Mag     Yeah! [05:32] Mag     I'm glad I followed Jahy-kun and     mustered the courage to talk to you! [05:35] Jah     Don't follow me. [05:40] Kok     Your friend is wonderful, Great Jahy. [05:43] Jah     Huh? Wonderful? [05:46] Jah     This is the JABLEEP who destroyed the     Dark Realm and stole my mana crystals. [05:51] Kok     But now you're friends, right? [05:55] Jah     I suppose. [05:56] Kok     My mother told me that being able     to make up is a wonderful thing. [06:01] Kok     It's so amazing that people can become     friends even if things used to be bad! [06:06] Jah     Why are you blushing?! [06:08] Jah     Sheesh. [06:10] Nar     In spite of herself,      the Great Jahy didn't hate this. [06:13] Mag     So, what are we going to play next? [06:16] Jah     Kokoro is my playmate. [06:18] Jah     Shoo, shoo. [06:19] Mag     But... we're friends. [06:21] Jah     Don't act like you're friends with her, too. [06:25] Kok     She is my friend. [06:28] Kok     We're friends, right? [06:30] Jah     Kokoro! [06:39] Nar     Meanwhile... [06:44] Nar     The Dark Lord was house-sitting     for the magical girl. [06:52] Jah     Damn that magical girl... [06:55] Mag     Jahy-kun! [06:56] Mag     Jahy-kun! [06:57] Mag     Ah, Jahy-kun! [07:00] Jah     The only time I'm free of her is at work. SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [07:04] Jah     Never thought I'd look forward     to clocking in this much. [07:08] Mag     Welcome! [07:10] Jah     Hey! [07:12] Jah     Wh-What the hell are you doing here?! [07:14] Boss     Oh, Hy-chan, you know her? [07:16] Boss     If so, that'll make this easier. [07:19] Boss     Jingu Kyouko-chan will be     working for us starting today. [07:23] Both     Isn't that right? [07:24] Jah     So that's your name... [07:27] Boss     You're her senior coworker here,     so please show Kyouko-chan the ropes. [07:31] Jah     What?! [07:33] Jah     She destroyed my Dark Realm      and now I have to— [07:35] Boss     Just one moment. [07:37] Jah     Boss! [07:42] Jah     What's the big idea, following my every step?! [07:46] Mag     You're so close! [07:47] Jah     I am not! [07:49] Jah     You're the stalker who     followed me even to work! [07:53] Mag     Me, a stalker?! P-Please, hold on a moment! [07:55] Mag     I know I've been following you around,     but this was pure coincidence! [07:59] Jah     Like I'd buy that! [08:00] Mag     Please believe me! SIGN    fad(480,1)\an7\fnArial\fs20\b1\c&H142132&\3c&HF2F9F5&\4c&HC3CED6&}Part-time Work     Hiring Now!      Wait & Kitchen Staff           Friendly and energetic people preferred!      No prior experience needed!      Staff meals included!           For details such as hourly pay,      working hours, etc.,      please call or come by     Craft Pub Maou. [08:02] Mag     I found this flyer for part-time employees. [08:06] Mag     And I was hired just now. [08:08] Mag     I've been so lucky lately! [08:11] Mag     To think this random job I found     happened to be where you work... [08:16] Jah     Hmph. Why are you suddenly     getting a job anyway? [08:21] Mag     Until now, I found meaning in     shouldering the misfortunes of others. [08:27] Mag     But ever since you saved me, [08:29] Mag     I've decided to stop that.     I'm going to try to learn new things. [08:34] Mag     To make you and others happy myself. [08:41] Mag     However, I've realized that in order     to make people happy, you need money. [08:47] Jah     The bitter truth! [08:49] Jah     Is this because the Dark Lord     is eating you out of house and home? [08:54] Jah     Knew it... [08:55] Jah     Your Lordship... [08:56] Jah     You are truly terrifying. [09:07] Jah     Come with me. [09:09] Jah     How to prepare warm hand towels. [09:11] Jah     How to take orders. [09:12] Jah     How to carry out the dishes. [09:14] Jah     How to wash the plates. [09:15] Jah     I'll teach you everything. SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [09:20] Mag     I'm looking forward to it! [09:26] Jah     Here you go! [09:27] Man     Thank you. [09:29] Jah     Please enjoy! [09:33] Jah     Having extra help will make things easier. [09:37] Jah     I'll have her doing my bidding... Geh! [09:41] Mag**     Huh? [09:43] Mag     Huh?! [09:44] Mag     What's going on? [09:46] Jah     How does that even happen?! [09:54] Mag     H-H-H-Here's your o-order. [09:57] Guy     Huh? We didn't order all this. [10:00] Jah     How'd she manage that?! [10:02] Jah     I'm sorry! [10:03] Jah     This is actually for the table over there. [10:07] Jah     I need the drinks for table three! [10:09] Mag     O-On it! [10:42] Jah     This isn't right. [10:44] Jah     Having extra help was supposed*     to make things easier. [10:48] Guy     Where's my order? [10:49] Guy     I'd like to place an order! [10:50] Guy     Where's my draft beer? [10:51] Jah     Why is there more work for me?! [10:54] Mag     Is there anything I can do, Jahy-kun? [10:57] Jah     You can stand there and watch! [10:59] Jah     Don't move! [11:07] Boss     Don't worry, Kyouko-chan. [11:09] Boss     It's hard for everyone at first. [11:12] Boss     Hy-chan was horrible, too, when she started. [11:15] Mag     She was? [11:17] (Flashback) Boss     Jahy-chan? Can you take this     out to table seven, please? [11:21] (Flashback) Jah     Moron. Like I'd do     what some human tells me to. [11:25] Boss     But Hy-chan does her best. [11:29] Boss     No matter what it is, she gives it her all. [11:32] Boss     You remind me of her in some ways,     so I'm sure you'll get the hang of things soon. [11:40] Mag     Boss... [11:42] Jah     Hey, were you watching? [11:45] Jah     If you want to be of any use,      you'd better keep a good eye on me. [11:49] ---     Right! [11:51] Jah     Here's how you pour the beer! Got it? [11:54] Mag     I see. [11:55] Jah     It's not just about brute strength! [11:57] mag     Brute strength is no good... [11:59] Jah     You have to be more careful! [12:01] Mag     Be more careful... [12:03] Man     Can we place an order? [12:05] Both     Coming! [12:05] Both     Be right with you! [12:17] Mag     I did it! [12:19] Man     Thanks, new girl. [12:22] Mag     O-Oh, of course. [12:25] Jah     Hey, there's something in your hair. [12:30] Jah     A mana crystal? [12:32] Mag     Here you go! [12:34] Wom     I'd like to order, please! [12:35] Mag     Go right ahead! [12:40] Jah     I was pretty worried at first, but I guess     it was just the mana crystal's meddling. [12:45] Boss     Kyouko-chan is doing great. [12:47] Boss     You must be a good mentor. [12:52] Jah     I am the second-in-command of the Dark Realm. [12:55] Boss     I've left everything up to you so far, [12:59] Boss     but from now on... [13:01] Mag     From now on... [13:04] Mag     From now on, we'll see     each other every day, Jahy-kun! [13:10] Mag     During the day! [13:11] Mag     And in the evenings! [13:13] Mag     From now on, we'll always be together! [13:19] Jah     No! [13:21] Nar     The Great Jahy couldn't escape      the magical girl's shackles. [13:26] Sign     Closed [13:29] Boss     Hy-chan, I have a favor to ask you. [13:33] Jah     Nope. [13:35] Boss     How can you say no when you     don't even know what it is? [13:37] Jah     Because you're probably just going to say      "let's go on a diet together" or something. [13:42] Jah     Go ask someone else. [13:43] Boss     Someone else... [13:46] Boss     Kyouko-chan! [13:47] Mag     Yes? [13:48] Mag     I've wiped down all the tables! [13:52] Boss     Thank you. [13:53] Boss     Say, I've been trying to think     of some new menu items. [13:56] Boss     I was wondering if you'd do a taste test. [14:00] Jah     Did she say a taste test? [14:01] Boss     I've had so many ideas      that I'm just not sure anymore. [14:05] Boss     And Hy-chan seems to be busy.     Can I count on you instead? [14:09] Mag     Pleased to be of service, Boss! [14:12] Boss     Then please wait for me at that table. [14:18] Jah     If you want me to eat that bad,      then fine, I'll eat. [14:22] Boss     Oh, wow! Getting both of your     opinions will be so helpful. [14:27] Jah     Sure. Bring it on out, then. [14:29] Boss     Just a moment. [14:32] Boss     All right. Here you go. [14:37] Mag     Stewed flounder? [14:39] Boss     I've made the flavors a bit stronger. [14:43] Mag     Thank you for the food. [14:49] Mag     It's delicious! [14:51] Mag     Yes, the flavor is strong,     but it's not overpowering. [14:54] Mag     The more I chew, the more I can taste     how the umami of the fish [14:57] Mag     and the broth harmonize with each other. [15:00] Mag     It's what French cuisine     calls a marriage of flavors! [15:04] Mag     Boss, this stewed flounder is amazing! [15:07] Boss     Thank you, Kyouko-chan. [15:10] Boss     And what do you think, Hy-chan? [15:14] Jah     It's not bad. [15:16] Jah     It's not bad, but... [15:18] Boss     It's not bad, but...? [15:22] Jah     What if you replaced the fish with meat? [15:27] Jah     I get to eat for free here, so I'm going     to suggest everything I normally can't afford. [15:35] Boss     I see! [15:37] Nar     Overthinking clouded the boss's judgment! [15:41] Mag     Rather than the seasonings, [15:43] Mag     she's suggested modifying the main ingredient! [15:45] Mag     Amazing, Jahy-kun! [15:46] Nar     Her adoration for the Great Jahy     clouded Kyouko's judgment! [15:51] Boss     Next, I have some ginger pork. [15:54] Jah     All right! Meat! [15:57] Boss     The idea behind this dish is     to encourage more drinking. [16:04] Mag     It's delicious! [16:06] Mag     Unlike the flounder earlier, the seasoning     on this is reserved for the dish. [16:12] Mag     But when you consider that,     rather than rice, [16:15] Mag     it'll be served as an accompaniment     to booze, it works perfectly! [16:19] Mag     Not that I had any sake, of course... [16:22] Boss     You're like a gourmet critic, Kyouko-chan! [16:25] Boss     It's good to have you here. [16:31] Jah     I haven't had meat in so long! [16:33] Jah     It's revitalizing me! [16:38] Boss     Well? [16:40] Jah     Yeah, it's not bad. [16:42] Jah     It's not bad, but... [16:44] Boss     It's not bad, but...? [16:46] Jah     It's not bad, but if you really want      a hit dish, why don't you try beef? [16:55] Jah     And the good kind! Luxurious steak. [17:00] Boss     I see! [17:02] Nar     The boss wasn't thinking anymore! [17:05] Mag     Steak instead of ginger pork? [17:08] Mag     This is... [17:09] Mag     Even though it's a pub... [17:10] Mag     No, this might be the way to create a new     dish that can only be enjoyed in a pub! [17:14] Mag     Something unpretentious yet luxurious! [17:18] Mag     You're amazing, Jahy-kun! [17:20] Nar     Kyouko's adoration for the Great Jahy      was* really clouding her judgment! [17:26] Jah     I've been cooking for myself ever*     since I came to the human world. [17:32] Jah     We don't always get     staff meals here at the pub, [17:35] Jah     but when we do, they're never beef. [17:38] Jah     And what they sell at the supermarkets is     so expensive, I can never afford it. [17:43] txt     Black Wagyu [17:43] txt     Domestic Black Beef Wagyu Steak [17:43] Jah     Yet among them, the steak is     the biggest and the thickest. [17:48] Jah     Every time I see it, I can't help     wondering what it tastes like. [17:54] Jah     Something that pricey... must be delicious! [18:02] Boss     Presenting diced steak! [18:07] Jah     Is this it? Steak?! [18:12] Mag     It smells great. [18:14] Boss     I improvised the sauce. [18:18] Boss     Well, please give it a try! [18:23] Mag     Delicious! [18:25] Mag     The steak's juices are delicately      combining with the sauce! [18:29] Mag     And the cubes of steak give it     a firm and irresistible texture! [18:35] Mag     Not to mention, it's so easy to eat! [18:42] Jah     It's juicy enough to wet my entire mouth! [18:44] Jah     And the meat's so thick,     it's got a great texture! [18:47] Jah     Then there's the boss's wonderful     original sweet-and-spicy sauce! [18:52] Jah     So good! [18:55] Jah     My mouth is overflowing with happiness! [18:59] Jah     All those times when I was hungry... [19:02] Jah     All those bland meals... [19:05] Jah     Maybe it was all so I could     be united with this steak platter! [19:11] Jah     It's good! [19:12] Jah     It's too good! [19:16] Jah     Not even the Dark Realm had meat this good. [19:20] Mag     Jahy-kun is impressed? [19:22] Boss     It's that good? [19:23] Boss     I'm so happy! [19:25] Boss     Then this diced beef steak     will be our new menu item. [19:30] Mag     I'm glad you could settle on something, Boss. [19:32] Boss     Me, too! [19:33] Jah     If this makes it on the menu, we might even     get is as our take-home meal sometimes. [19:37] Boss     Thank you so much, Hy-chan, Kyouko-chan. [19:40] Land     Hold it! [19:42] Boss     Ryou-chan? [19:46] Land     Sheesh. [19:47] Land     What are you going to sell this for? [19:51] Land     You gonna make any profit? [19:53] Mag     Profit? [19:54] Boss     There's no way... [19:56] Jah     Tch. You had to open your fat mouth. [20:00] Boss     Oh, no! I thought I'd finally     found our new menu item! [20:04] Jah     White rice, please! [20:05] Land     Looks like Ja-ko was just making     you cook stuff she wanted to eat. [20:09] Mag     Is that true, Jahy-kun? [20:12] Land     Stop laughing! You should be ashamed! [20:14] Jah     Bite me. [20:15] Land     Why, you... [20:16] Jah     Bite me. [20:16] Land     Pay your rent! [20:17] Jah     Bite me! [20:18] Jah     Where's my rice? [20:19] Land     Are you serious?! [20:20] Jah     White rice! [20:25] Jah     Your Lordship?! [20:26] Mag     When did she get in here? [20:32] Boss     Oh, how cute! [20:33] Boss     Is she your friend, Hy-chan? [20:35] Land     Where is she from, anyway? [20:37] Land     Her clothes are pretty odd. [20:39] Mag     She lives with me. [20:40] Jah     You want seconds? [20:41] Boss     Coming right up! [20:42] Mag     Don't. She'll never stop. [20:47] Mag     Come on. Let's go home. [20:51] Mag     Fine, then let's do this. [20:52] Mag     On the way, you can buy whatever     snack you want at the convenience store. [21:04] Mag     Well then, we'll be off now. [21:06] Boss     See you again tomorrow, Kyouko-chan. [21:09] Mag     Yes! [21:12] Boss     Those two look like such close sisters. [21:15] Land     So, what's your connection to the little runt? [21:18] Jah     That's the Dark Lord! [21:20] Jah     How insolent of you to call her a runt! [21:24] Land     Then why's she with     that other girl and not you? [21:28] Jah     Shut your mouth! [21:29] Jah     The Dark Lord has her reasons! [21:32] Jah     You know absolutely nothing about her! [21:35] Land     Stop it, Ja-ko! Stop it! [21:40] Nar     The diced steak was delicious, [21:43] Nar     but because the Great Jahy felt like she'd been [21:45] Nar     bested by the magical girl,     she took it out on the landlord. [23:18] Titl     Next Time [23:18] Titl     The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back! E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Druj     What? The Dark Lord... has been revived?! [00:04] Jah     That's right. [00:05] Druj     What a joyous piece of news! [00:07] Druj     Exactly what I'd expect of Your Greatness! [00:09] Jah     I mean, yeah. [00:10] Druj     You have blessed us with so much hope. [00:13] Druj     Truly, you're our savior! [00:15] Jah     I mean, yeah. [00:16] Druj     All that's left is to collect the remaining     mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm! [00:20] Jah     That's right. [00:21] Jah     But before that, we need to investigate     the motives of who destroyed the Dark Realm. [00:27] Druj     I see. [00:30] Druj     So, I've been meaning to ask, who is this churl     that's been sitting next to you all this time? [00:36] Jah     This is my stalk— [00:38] Mag     My name is Jingu Kyouko! [00:39] Mag     I am Jahy-kun's friend! [00:43] ---     Huh?! [00:55] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:56] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:57] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:58] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:59] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:01] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:20] Druj     Y-Y-You... You're the Great Jahy's friend? [02:22] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 16          The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back! [02:25] Mag     Indeed. Jahy-kun and I share an incredible bond. [02:29] Druj     Jahy-kun?! [02:31] Druj     Don't think that a mere human is     allowed to sit at the Great Jahy's side. [02:38] Jah     Calm down, Druj. [02:39] Jah     This is one of my human underlings. [02:42] Jah     She just invited herself. [02:44] Jah     Though I didn't think she'd follow me even     to our regular update meetings... [02:48] Mag     How can you say that, Jahy-kun?! [02:49] Mag     You said we'd always be together! [02:52] Mag     That's why I'm here right now! [02:53] Mag     Or was that a lie? [02:55] Jah     Will you put a sock in it?! [02:57] Mag     How could you?! [02:58] Mag     You said you'd love me! [03:00] ---     What?! [03:02] Druj     What did she just say? [03:04] jah     No, I mean, it's really complicated. [03:06] Mag     Jahy-kun told me that she'd love me so much. [03:12] Druj     You really need to keep     your delusions in check. [03:16] Druj     There is no way the Great Jahy      would ever love a human like you. [03:21] Druj     Shall I feed that rotten brain     of yours to some demon hounds? [03:25] Jah     Hey, I told you to calm down... [03:27] Mag     Why don't you try and see if you can? [03:30] Jah     And don't you feed into this! [03:31] druj     Your Greatness, such a rude and deluded      human is hardly fit to serve you! [03:37] Mag     Make no mistake. I am Jahy-kun's friend. [03:40] Mag     What are you to Jahy-kun anyway? [03:43] Druj     I am the Great Jahy's top underling. [03:46] Druj     I've been serving her      since we were in the Dark Realm. [03:49] Druj     That's right! Since way before you came along. [03:56] jah     What is this...? [03:59] Druj     What can a human like you possibly understand     of the Dark Realm's second-in-command? [04:04] Druj     Not only do I understand her better,     I am also better equipped to serve her. [04:09] Mag     Are you, though? [04:10] Mag     In the human world, I've spent more     time with Jahy-kun than you. [04:14] Mag     I'm the one who understands her better now. [04:18] Druj     It's only been a few measly months. [04:21] Druj     What could you possibly     have come to understand? [04:24] Both     I understand Jahy-kun better than you! [04:24] Both     I understand the Great Jahy better than you! [04:28] Jah     This is so dumb. [04:30] Mag     Oh? Well, did you know that she     loves the slide at the park? [04:35] Jah     Wha?! [04:36] Druj     Come now! She adores the gallows far more. [04:40] Jah     Wha?! [04:41] Mag     While collecting mana crystals,     she also collects four leaf clovers! [04:44] Druj     Her daily routine involves     stuffing her underlings into a hole! [04:47] Mag     Nobody pours a better beer than her! [04:49] Druj     Nobody casts a better curse! [04:51] Mag     She's even faster at the register than the boss! [04:53] Druj     Actually, insider her braid— [04:56] Jah     Knock it off! [04:57] Jah     Enough with the garbage!     You're both talking nonsense! [05:01] Jah     Neither of you understand me at all! [05:06] Druj     Then how about this? [05:08] Druj     The one who collects more     mana crystals, starting now, [05:11] Druj     will be deemed most worthy     to serve the Great Jahy. [05:14] Druj     Her true underling. [05:17] Jah     Hey! That's not for you to decide! [05:20] mag     Fine. [05:21] Jah     No, it's not! [05:23] Jah     I'm not okay with this! [05:24] Jah     Besides, I thought you wanted to be my friend. [05:42] Mag     I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite     good at collecting mana crystals. [05:49] Druj     Oh? As am I. [05:53] Jah     Is anyone... listening to me? [05:57] Jah     Hey? Anyone? [06:00] Druj     Why don't I show you? [06:02] Both     I'm the best for Jahy-kun! [06:02] Both     I'm the best for the Great Jahy! [06:12] Jah     The hell was that? [06:14] Jah     They left without listening     to a single thing I said. [06:17] Jah     Wait a minute. [06:19] Jah     If both of them are running out     to fetch more mana crystals, [06:21] Jah     that means I'll get two loads' worth     without having to do anything myself. [06:27] Jah     Wow, this is actually a pretty sweet deal! [06:30] Jah     And with the two loudmouths gone,     it's all wins for me! [06:34] Wait     Pardon me. Would you like the check now? [06:41] Druj     The limit is ten minutes! [06:42] Druj     Whoever collects the most mana     crystals in that time wins! [06:46] Mag     That's just perfect! [07:23] Both     One, two, three, four,     five, six, seven, eight... [07:29] Druj     You're pretty good at this. [07:31] Mag     So are you. [07:32] Druj     I won't lose! [07:34] Mag     Neither will I! [07:36] Nar     Meanwhile, the Great Jahy was... [07:42] Jah     Why aren't those two fools coming back?! [07:44] Nar     ...forced to wash dishes to cover the bill. [07:55] Sau     Jahy... [07:58] Sau     Today is the day I bring you down! [08:00] Sau     I, Saurva, of the Dark Realm's elite! [08:04] Sau     I've failed many times before now. [08:08] Sau     But things will be different this time. [08:10] txt     Jahy's normal route!! [08:10] Sau     I've done meticulous research     and spent ages preparing. [08:14] Sau     What's more, I have the Dark Realm's     most powerful trap... Chompy-kun! [08:19] txt     New Invention*!! [08:19] txt     CHOMPY-KUN [08:19] txt     (Available in Mark 1 through 3) [08:22] Sau     She often passes by this spot. [08:24] Sau     Drawn by the bait, she'll approach     Chompy-kun only to meet her doom. [08:35] Sau     Grovel if you want my help. [08:38] Jah     Oh, Magnificent Saurva, please help me! [08:41] Jah     You can be second-in-command     of the Dark Realm! [08:44] Sau     That's the plan. [08:46] Sau     Simple, but if I had to say,      that's what makes it so genius. [08:50] Sau     Huh? [08:51] Sau     There she is. [08:53] Sau     Now... it's showtime! [09:03] Sau     Who is that? [09:05] Sau     A normal person? [09:06] Sau     She just looks like a regular high school girl. [09:08] Sau     Could she be Jahy's underling? [09:10] Sau     She's way too close to Jahy! [09:12] Sau     If the Chompy-kun activates,     this girl might get caught in it, too. [09:16] Sau     I can't allow a citizen     to be collateral damage. [09:19] Sau     What should I do? [09:24] Mag     What a suspicious thing to     have in a place like this. [09:26] Mag     What is this? [09:32] Sau     Oh, no! [09:33] Sau     She got herself caught in the trap! [09:35] Mag     Please help me, Jahy-kun! [09:38] Sau     So she knows Jahy? [09:44] Sau     Look at her! [09:45] Sau     She'd make a face like that when     her friend is getting thrashed? [09:48] Sau     And she's just leaving her?! [09:50] Sau     How can she be so evil?! [09:52] Mag     Jahy-kun! [09:55] Sau     I feel so bad for that poor girl! [09:57] Sau     Wait, at this rate, she's going to die! [10:00] Sau     Dark Realm traps are far     too strong for humans! [10:02] Sau     Um! Uh... [10:06] Sau     She's totally fine? [10:09] Sau     And Chompy-kun Mark 1*     was completely destroyed?! [10:13] Mag     What is it? [10:15] Sau     Nothing. [10:17] Sau     It took so long to build that... [10:22] Sau     This is strange. [10:23] Sau     Did I make it too soft? [10:26] Sau     This is going too far, even for     the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [10:31] Sau     I'll modify its strength some... [10:35] Sau     There it is! [10:38] Sau     You again?! [10:40] Sau     And now that I look, despite all your wailing,      you don't seem hurt at all! [10:44] Sau     Instead, all you're doing is looking at Jahy! [10:46] Mag     Glance! [10:50] Mag     Glance! [10:55] Sau     She sighs and then ignores her?! [11:00] Sau     She looks depressed... [11:02] Sau     I mean, she seems fine, but that trap     I made for Jahy, Chompy-kun Mark 2, [11:09] Sau     is thirty times stronger than     Chompy-kun Mark 1 from before. [11:10] Sign     CHOMPY-KUN Spec Comparison [11:10] Sign     Mark 2 [11:10] Sign     Mark 1 [11:13] Sau     There's no way she's unscathed— [11:18] Sau     Chompy-kun Mark 2! [11:21] Sau     All my hard work! Destroyed! [11:24] Mag     Jahy-kun! [11:24] Sau     Worse yet, that girl looks      more chipper than ever! [11:27] Sau     I'm glad she's okay, but... [11:29] Mag     Jahy-kun! [11:29] Sau     Damn it! [11:30] Sau     It wasn't supposed to be like this. [11:32] Sau     I made these to get Jahy... [11:35] Sau     No, it's not over! [11:37] Sau     I've still got the final trap,     Chompy-kun Mark 3! [11:41] Sau     I don't care which one of them it gets [11:44] Sau     so long as I get to see Chompy-kun in action! [11:49] Sau     Work. [11:50] Sau     Work! [11:51] Sau     Work! [11:54] Mag     La, la, la, la, la! [11:56] Mag     Shift time! Going to work with Jahy-kun! [11:58] Mag     Yay! Work with Jahy-kun! [12:04] Sau     It didn't work?! [12:08] Sau     Well, fine. [12:09] Sau     At least I've learned that the     first two versions were too weak. [12:12] Sau     Now I know for the next time. [12:14] Sau     Still, I can't believe a     human girl broke them... [12:18] Sau     It's virtually impossible     that I erred in their construction. [12:31] Sau     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!     Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch! [12:34] Sau     Pain! That hurts! [12:35] Sau     There's nothing wrong with the strength! [12:37] Sau     I didn't screw up! [12:39] Sau     I really am a genius! [12:41] Sau     Oh, ouch! Yowza! [12:42] Sau     That really, really hurts... [12:49] Mag     Jahy-kun, I hear screaming from somewhere... [12:51] Jah     Who cares? [12:53] Jah     We're almost late because you     keep walking into trouble. [12:58] Sau     Why am I the only one...? [13:02] Nar     As always, the Great Jahy never     had a chance to uncover Saurva's schemes. [13:18] Mag     All right, Dark Lord. [13:20] Mag     For lunch, you can have the rest of     the lunch that I left in the fridge. [13:25] Mag     Wha— When did you start eating that? [13:30] Mag     See if I care if you get hungry at lunchtime. [13:33] Mag     I'm going now. [13:47] Mag     Good, I just made it in time. [14:01] Mag     I'm going to the bathroom! [14:02] Teach     Let's get class started. [14:09] Mag     Why did you follow me to school? [14:11] Mag     Until now, you've been good about     staying home and watching the house. [14:34] Mag     Now you be good. [14:38] Mag     Maybe I should've forced     you to go with Jahy-kun. [14:43] Math     And if you plug the numbers into     this formula, it turns into this... [14:47] Mag     Ever since the Dark Lord     has started staying with me, [14:48] Math     Can anyone solve it? [14:49] Mag     my food bill has gone up, the house is     messier, and I have to do more laundry... [14:54] Mag     I guess it's true that she's misfortune     incarnate like the mana crystals... [14:58] Mag     There's no end to the trouble. [15:01] txt     Still... [15:01] Mag     Still... [15:03] Girl     Jingu-san? Want to eat lunch     together in the courtyard? [15:09] Mag     Sure! [15:12] Mag     At home and at school... [15:15] Mag     I used to always be alone. [15:15] txt     I used to always be alone... [15:19] Mag     But now... [15:30] Mag     Oh, no! [15:31] Mag     I forgot my lunch at home! [15:35] Mag     D-Dark Lord? [15:39] Mag     Could it be... [15:41] Mag     You came to school to bring me my lunch? [15:48] Mag     Hey! [16:01] Mag     I guess that meant she'll     be waiting for me back home. [16:07] Girl     Jingu-san! [16:09] Girl     Let's hurry up and go! [16:12] Mag     R-Right! [16:15] Girl     You know, you've really changed. [16:18] Mag     Huh? [16:20] Girl     Before, you had this totally scary aura. [16:24] Girl     But lately, you seem so lively. [16:29] Girl     You also don't get hurt like you used to. [16:33] Mag     You might be right. [16:37] Mag     It's because of Jahy-kun and the Dark Lord. [16:44] Mag     I've got them to thank. [16:49] Mag     I'm grateful, Dark Lord... [17:00] Girl     Oh, did you already eat your lunch? [17:06] Mag     Damn you, Dark Lord! [17:20] Jah     All right. She's not around, is she? [17:24] Jah     Hanging off of me all day, every day...     It's so pesky and annoying! [17:28] Jah     Today, I can finally have some me time. [17:30] Mag     Jahy-kun! [17:37] Jah     What are you doing here?! [17:38] Mag     What do you mean? [17:40] Mag     We have work together today. [17:42] jah     I know that! [17:44] jah     But until then, I'm having some me time! [17:46] Mag     That reminds me, Jahy-kun... [17:48] Jah     Don't ignore what I said! [17:49] Mag     There's something I'd like to ask you. [17:51] Jah     I don't know! I don't know anything! [17:55] Mag     It's about the Dark Lord. [18:01] Mag     You may have a lot of respect for her, [18:04] Mag     but to me, she's seems like     nothing more than a small girl [18:06] Mag     who eats, sleeps, and likes to play pranks. [18:09] Mag     Is she really some powerful entity? [18:12] Mag     Would you mind telling me     about your relationship? [18:24] Jah     You're taking care of her,     so I'll tell you the story... [18:29] Jah     The story of how     the Dark Lord and I came to be. [18:36] Jah     In the Dark Realm, the Dark Lord     is the paragon of our demonic race. [18:41] Jah     In other words, our god. [18:44] Jah     All demons fear and revere her. [18:49] Jah     That is who I served with everything I had. [19:00] (Flashback) Jah     An offering to our Dark Lord. [19:04] (Flashback) Dem     Jahy... [19:07] (Flashback) Jah     The Dark Lord is pleased! [19:09] (Flashback) Jah     More? [19:10] (Flashback) Jah     Worship you more?! [19:12] (Flashback) Jah     Build a castle! [19:14] (Flashback) Jah     Raise a dais! [19:16] (Flashback) Jah     Offer live sacrifices! [19:18] (Flashback) Jah     Any who go against myself and     the Dark Lord shall be executed! [19:29] Jah     So that's how we ruled the Dark Realm. [19:33] Mag     Uh, it doesn't sound     like the Dark Lord did much... [19:36] Jah     I understood exactly what the Demon Lord      wanted and offered it up to her. [19:41] Jah     In return, she shared more of the     mana crystal's power with me. [19:45] Mag     I see. The result of     continually spoiling her... [19:49] Mag     is that. [19:51] txt     NEET who only eats and sleeps!! [19:53] Jah     How dare you call the Dark Lord "that"?! [19:55] Mag     She wasn't all that in the Dark Realm either! [19:58] Mag     She did it again today too, [19:59] Mag     just like yesterday! She steals my food! [20:02] Mag     Leaves a giant mess everywhere! [20:04] Mag     And then just sleeps like a sloth! [20:07] Mag     She may be the Dark Lord,     but I have no idea what she's thinking. [20:12] jah     I... [20:15] jah     I may have worshiped the Dark Lord     and used her power to do what I want, [20:20] jah     but she herself never acted     out of selfish desires. [20:25] Mag     That thing? [20:27] Jah     I told you, the Dark Lord's like a god. [20:31] Jah     And she's chosen to stay with you     of her own volition. [20:36] Jah     I believe she has a good reason for it. [20:42] Mag     I hope that's true. [20:50] Jah     Anyway, let's get to work. [20:52] Jah     TGIF, so it's gonna be busy!     You'd better prepare yourself! [20:56] Mag     Right! SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [21:21] Mag     Good work, everyone! [21:25] Mag     That's what Jahy-kun said, but does     the Dark Lord really have a reason? [21:38] Mag     Yeah, of course not. [21:41] Mag     Hey, Dark Lord! [21:42] Mag     I told you that those were my snacks! [21:45] Mag     And don't fall asleep out here! [23:18] txt     Next Time [23:18] txt     The Great Jahy Can't Sleep... E17 - The Great Jahy Can't Sleep... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Druj     The things we have to do     to get by in the human world... [00:07] Druj     Making sure your clothes match the season      and current trends is such a bother. [00:13] Druj     If I just had the Great Jahy's charisma, [00:17] Druj     could I also wear the     same outfit all the time? [00:21] Druj     And yet, seeing her wear all kinds of     clothes would also be a feast for the eyes. [00:27] Druj     If only there were human fashion     that suited Her Greatness... [00:33] Druj     Wait, couldn't I just make my own brand?! [00:41] Nar     Thus Druj started her own apparel line. [00:45] Nar     Rather quickly, it became     a huge with young women. [00:49] Nar     Yet the Great Jahy never picked up on it! [01:03] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:04] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:05] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:06] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:07] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:09] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:24] Tit     Restoration Plan No. 17          The Great Jahy Can't Sleep... [02:24] Man     For our company, working with Dojima     Corporation is like a dream come true. [02:31] Druj     The feeling's mutual. [02:32] Man     We're looking forward to it! [02:38] Druj     I wonder why there are weeks when sales flag. [02:41] Driv     I'll order a report on that immediately. [02:42] Druj     Now then, we have an all-hands scheduled     regarding next month's business expansion, [02:48] Druj     but the material for that     hasn't arrived yet, has it? [02:51] Driv     My deepest apologies. [02:53] Driv     We are all doing our best, [02:56] Driv     but it takes everything we have     just to keep up with you. [03:00] Driv     Please don't get me wrong. [03:03] Driv     Working under you is a joy that     I wouldn't trade for anything. [03:07] Druj     Working under me... [03:09] Druj     I see. [03:13] Druj     What's next on the agenda? [03:15] Driv     Going back to the office for a board meeting. [03:19] Druj     I want to see the Great Jahy. [03:23] Druj     Your Greatness... [03:27] Druj     Please let me out at the next intersection. [03:30] Druj     I won't be attending the meeting. [03:31] Driv     But... [03:33] Druj     Do as I say. [03:34] Driv     U-Understood. [03:39] Druj     I'm just going to sneak in here! SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [03:46] Mag     Welcome! [03:48] DruJ     Huh? [03:54] Jah     Welc— [03:57] Jah     Wait, Druj?! [03:59] Jah     What brings you by? [04:01] Jah     This is rare! [04:02] Druj     Why... Why is that woman here? [04:06] Jah     Sh-She's our new employee. [04:09] Jah     As you can see, we're always busy     and short on servers. [04:13] Jah     So we had no choice but to hire her. [04:16] Druj     Oh, is that so— [04:17] Mag     It certainly is! [04:18] Mag     I work here now. With Jahy-kun.     The two of us. Into the night. [04:24] Mag     Together! All the time! [04:30] Mag     Will that be a table for one? [04:38] druj     This woman! [04:39] druj     She's nothing but a lowly human,     yet she dares to get close to the Great Jahy! [04:43] druj     I can't let you live another minute. [04:46] druj     I'll make you regret angering me! [04:53] druj     That's right!     This is the Great Jahy's establishment. [04:57] druj     I mustn't cause any bother. [05:00] druj     Not now. [05:03] druj     Yes, I am alone. Do you have a table for me? [05:07] Mag     We do! Seating a party of one! [05:10] Druj     You just narrowly escaped death, little girl. [05:14] Druj     But I came here to see Her Greatness. [05:17] Druj     I don't have time to waste on a brat like y— [05:19] Mag     I'm sorry for the wa— Aaah! [05:24] Mag     Please pardon me! [05:26] Man     Don't worry about it. [05:27] Mag     I'll clean this up right awa— Aaah! [05:31] Mag     P-Please pardon me! [05:33] Druj     What is that utterly useless creature?! [05:36] Druj     How could anyone hire someone so useless?! [05:39] Mag     I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! [05:39] Jah     Sheesh, what's wrong with you? [05:41] Druj     I knew it. Her Greatness has changed     since coming to the human world. [05:46] Druj     She's become kinder. [05:49] Druj     She's no longer... the Great Jahy     she was in the Dark Realm. [05:54] Druj     But that Her Greatness was my rock— [05:56] Jah     You absolute dunce! [05:58] Jah     How the hell do you even fall so often? [06:00] Jah     You like being on the floor that much? [06:02] Mag     I-I'm sorry. [06:04] Jah     If you want to become one with the floor     so badly, go do it in the back! [06:07] Jah     You're in the way! [06:09] Druj     That's it. [06:11] Druj     Her Greatness always used to scold     her underlings like that. [06:18] Druj     This takes me back... [06:20] Jah     The hell are you doing? [06:21] Jah     I'll take the orders. [06:23] Jah     Hurry up and clean this mess already! [06:29] Druj     That's supposed to be my place! [06:33] Druj     That little girl... [06:36] Jah     The hell are you doing?! [06:38] Druj     Yes... This is just how she     was back in the Dark Realm. [06:43] Druj     Her Greatness would hurl elaborately     detailed abuse at me [06:46] Druj     about how utterly useless and stupid I was. [06:50] Jah     Move it. [06:52] Jah     You better not spill any more. [06:54] Druj     Could she possibly intend to     replace me with that girl? [07:01] Druj     Say it isn't so... [07:04] Jah     Oh, Druj! I'll just be a few minutes. [07:06] Druj     C-Certainly. [07:08] Druj     If it's for you, Your Greatness,     I'd wait for hours. Even eons. [07:16] Druj     Could it be...? [07:17] Druj     Is she chastising that girl     in front of me on purpose? [07:23] Druj     Knowing my deepest joys and pains,     is she doing this as the ultimate tease?! [07:30] Druj     I get it now. [07:31] Druj     Directly punishing me would be too easy. [07:34] Druj     She's ascended to the next level! [07:37] Druj     And I must follow Her Greatness there! [07:42] Jah     Sorry 'bout that, Druj. [07:44] Jah     What can I get you? [07:45] Druj     Oh, wight. I fink I will take a... uh... [07:50] Jah     What's wrong? [07:51] Druj     You know, it doesn't matter where you are. [07:54] Druj     You will always be the Great Jahy... [07:57] Jah     Where'd that come from? [07:59] Druj     Whenever I see you, I'm reminded     of the Dark Realm. It's most reassuring. [08:06] Druj     Because you always stay yourself,     I can always stay me, too. [08:13] Druj     Even when this world is harsh, [08:16] Druj     when human society exhausts me, [08:17] Druj     when I nearly forgot about the Dark Realm... [08:19] Druj     You remain you. [08:22] Druj     I'm the one who's assimilated     more and more in the human realm. [08:26] Druj     But because you're here,     I'll never forget our homeland. [08:33] Druj     I was reminded of it once again tonight! [08:38] Druj     That's why you hired that     clumsy girl, too, isn't it? [08:42] Druj     You're brilliant, Your Greatness! [08:46] Jah     Huh? Oh, uh, yeah... [08:48] Jah     Sure am. [08:51] Druj     Thank you for the food. [08:53] Druj     Don't think this means I've acknowledged you. [08:56] Druj     Do not forget that I am     the Great Jahy's top underling. [09:00] Mag     We only accept cash. [09:13] Jah     I don't really get what happened,     but it seems like it worked out. [09:17] Jah     I really thought the jig was up this time [09:20] Jah     Thankfully Druj is a moron. [09:22] Nar     All's well that ends well. [09:29] Jah     Waiting on the Dark Lord... [09:31] Jah     Taking care of the magical girl... [09:33] Jah     Work and looking for mana crystals... [09:35] Jah     Maybe it's because so much is going on, [09:37] Jah     but no matter how much sleep     I get, I'm still tired. [09:39] Nar     The Great Jahy is exhausted. [09:44] Jah     I've gather quite a lot of mana crystals, [09:46] Jah     so I should have my powers back. [09:52] Jah     Wait! [09:55] Jah     The futon! [09:56] Jah     Is it because of this futon?! [10:00] Jah     How long have I been     using this thing, anyway? [10:04] Jah     Since... [10:06] Land     Here. Use this. [10:07] Jah     The landlord randomly brought it for me, [10:10] Jah     but there were already signs it'd been used. [10:16] Jah     Now that I look at it, it's pretty grungy. [10:19] Jah     I even wash it regularly,     but it's yellowing more and more. [10:24] Jah     We have a lot of mana crystals.     The Dark Lord is back. [10:27] Jah     Work's going well. [10:29] Jah     I've been working hard every     day to restore the Dark Realm. [10:33] Jah     I say I deserve something nice! SIGN    Hyper Home Center [10:36] Jah     That's it! I'm buying a futon! [10:40] Jah     Wow! [10:43] Sale     This one right here is a very light material     that molds to the shape of your body. [10:49] txt     Hard! [10:49] txt     Light! [10:49] txt     Heavy! [10:49] Sale     On the flip side, there are customers who say     they prefer the secure feeling of a heavier one. [10:53] Sale     For those, we recommend this right here. [10:56] Sale     The kind you can launder at home has     also become very popular lately. [11:00] Sale     You get the best value by buying in a set. [11:04] Jah     It's all kind over my head. [11:05] Sale     Would you like to lie down and try it? [11:08] Jah     Sure. [11:09] Jah     I mean, this is human bedding. [11:11] Jah     Compared to the blankets made from     the down of Dark Realm birds, this can't— [11:21] Sale     Excuse me... [11:24] Jah     Wh-What is this? [11:25] Jah     I fell asleep in a second! [11:26] Jah     Human bedding is terrifying! [11:29] Jah     They've got some high quality stuff, huh? [11:32] Jah     I guess what I've got at home     really is just a filthy rag. [11:38] Jah     Okay, give me the best one you've got! [11:40] Sale     U-Understood. [11:47] Jah     And that's how I came to     buy this luxury futon. [11:54] Jah     What do you think? Nice, huh? [11:56] Jah     Isn't it? [11:57] Jah     So nice! [12:01] Land     Nah, they probably ripped     you off with that thing. [12:07] Jah     They absolutely did not! [12:09] Jah     This is definitely high quality stuff! [12:11] Land     Eh, it's a futon. [12:13] Land     It's the perfect scam item. [12:16] Jah     If you know so much,     then why don't you try it out?! [12:20] Land     Ah, fine then. [12:25] Jah     So, how is it? [12:26] Jah     Amazing, right? [12:29] Jah     Huh? [12:32] Jah     She's asleep! [12:33] Jah     Hey! Get up! [12:39] Jah     Move over! [12:40] Jah     I bought this with my hard-earned      money! It's my blank...et... [12:50] Boss     Hy-chan? Ryou-chan? [13:01] Boss     My, my. [13:02] Boss     Fast friends. [13:04] Boss     Oh, no! We needed to talk to Hy-chan. [13:08] Boss     Did Ryou-chan tell her already? [13:12] Jah     What? The water's getting shut off? [13:14] Boss     That's right. Construction starts     tomorrow and will last three days. [13:16] Jah     No one told me about this! [13:18] Land     Yeah, my bad, but you're the one who     started talking about your bed. [13:24] Land     FYI, this means no flushing the toilet either. [13:27] Jah     What am I supposed to do then?! [13:29] Jah     I want my rent money back! [13:31] Land     Just chill out. [13:32] Land     You can get by for a few days. [13:35] Boss     It'll be fine. [13:36] Jah     You want me to go camp outside? [13:37] Land     No, no. [13:40] Land     She's saying you can come stay with us. [13:44] Boss     Go ahead and make yourself at home. [13:46] Jah     Ha. I'm only here because I have to be. [13:49] Boss     It's been forever since you stayed over. [13:52] Boss     When was the last time again? [13:58] Jah     I think it was right after     I came to the human world. [14:03] Boss     That's right, that's right. [14:04] Boss     Back then, you were like a     beaten up and abandoned cat. [14:08] Boss     You could've just stayed with     us here. But you were like, [14:11] Boss     "I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm! [14:13] Boss     I can't live together with human scum!" [14:16] Land     "Don't treat me like a child! Leave me alone!"     And all that angry yelling. [14:21] Boss     Good thing we had an     open apartment at the building. [14:24] Land     Ja-ko's really mellowed out. [14:27] Jah     I didn't mellow out. [14:30] Jah     I learned. [14:32] Jah     And I grew. [14:34] Boss     You sure have.     I can see how much you've grown. [14:41] Boss     With you like this,     I should be able to give you these! [14:48] Boss     How cute! [14:50] Land     Isn't that from when I was a kid? [14:54] Boss     I'm so glad I didn't throw all this away. [14:59] Boss     This one next. [15:03] Boss     How cute! [15:05] Boss     That suits you! [15:08] Boss     Too cute! [15:11] Boss     Perfect! [15:13] Boss     That's so you! [15:16] Boss     This, too! [15:19] Boss     And this one! [15:22] Boss     And this one! [15:26] Jah     What the hell?! [15:27] Jah     What the hell do these clothes     have to do with my growth?! [15:31] Boss     Everything I've held on to     finally fits you perfectly. [15:35] Jah     Wait, you're saying it's not just mental...     I've grown physically, too? [15:40] Boss     From now on, you should dress properly. [15:43] Boss     You can have all of these. [15:47] Jah     Do you even realize? [15:49] Jah     With my powers steadily returning, [15:52] Jah     I could destroy you with ease. [16:00] Jah     You'd do well to fear and cower before me. [16:03] Boss     It's fine. [16:05] Boss     I trust you'd never do anything like that. [16:14] Boss     I know! We should line up our futons     and all sleep next to each other tonight. [16:18] Land     Are you serious? [16:21] Jah     She trusts me? [16:23] Boss     You were asleep just a little while ago. [16:26] Land     W-Well, that's 'cause... [16:29] Jah     What would the old me have thought? [16:33] Land     Ah, fine. [16:45] Boss     Hy-chan. [16:47] Boss     You know, if you want, you can live     with us for as long as you like. [16:50] Land     There you go babying her again. [16:52] Boss     I can't help it! [17:03] Jah     Maybe that wouldn't be too bad. [17:07] Jah     Goodnight. [17:14] Jah     Landlord! [17:20] Jah     Boss...? [17:27] Jah     Nah... [17:38] Jah     I can't! I'm going home! [17:42] Nar     Never judge a book by it's cover. [17:44] Nar     Learning that was another step     in the Great Jahy's growth. [19:23] Sau     Damn that Jahy. [19:25] Sau     She continues to forge alliances in the     human world and increase her power. [19:30] Sau     But I'm the one who's going to become     the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [19:34] Sau     Next time, I will defeat her for sure. [19:37] Sau     To that end, I must devise a strategy. [19:41] Nar     It was yet another day where     Saurva was plotting to defeat Jahy. [19:48] Sau     I know! [19:49] Sau     What if I kidnap someone? [19:51] Sau     Targeting her directly is difficult. [19:53] Sau     But it would really rattle her     if I captured one of her companions alive. [20:03] Sau     Ah, what a terrifying demon I am! [20:10] Wom     Thank you so much for helping out. [20:12] Sau     Oh, it was nothing. [20:14] Sau     This has been bothering me. [20:16] Sau     There's a lot of littering around here. [20:20] Sau     I could also execute a hostage     in front of her. [20:25] Sau     My, how diabolical my mind is! [20:31] Sau     In fact, what if I also took on     a human underling? [20:37] Sau     Humans are easier to subjugate than demons. [20:44] Sau     I can use them as tools     until they're all destroyed. [20:49] Sau     Ah, how truly villainous I am! [20:53] kid     Mom! [20:55] Sau     I'm glad we found your mom so soon. [20:59] mom     Thank you so much. [21:00] mom     Thank you so, so much! [21:02] Sau     You're most welcome. [21:04] Girl     Thank you, big sister! [21:06] Girl     Big... brother? [21:09] Girl     Bye-bye! [21:10] Girl     See you later! [21:14] Sau     Still, that girl from the other day...     Is she really human? [21:21] Sau     It won't be easy to find a human to face her. [21:26] Sau     I know! I should just upgrade one. [21:29] Sau     I'll turn a human into a cyborg! [21:31] Sau     My engineering skills are incredible. [21:33] Sau     Jahy's magic doesn't stand a chance. [21:38] Sau     Let me think.     Should I include a trap directly? [21:42] Sau     Right now, I feel like I could     make the ultimate trap. [21:46] Sau     What kind should I make next? [21:48] Sau     Maybe something using poison. [21:55] Sau     Truly, I am evil incarnate, most worthy     of being the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [22:03] Old     Thank you so much. [22:06] Old     I'm scared to cross by myself. [22:10] Sau     Please take care. [22:11] Sau     All day these evil thoughts     just bubble up within me. [22:17] Sau     I'm such a bad guy! [22:20] Sau     I really am elite. [22:22] Sau     I'm special. [22:25] Light     That's right. [22:34] Light     You are special. [22:36] Sau     Huh? [22:39] Light     I've seen all your good deeds, all your     actions that show your hatred for evil. [22:46] Sau     Me? [22:47] Light     I will grant you power. [23:09] Light     In exchange, eradicate misfortune.     Eradicate the mana crystals. [23:19] txt     Next Time [23:19] txt     Saurva Will Not Lose! E18 - Saurva Will Not Lose! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Sau     I can hear a voice. [00:10] Sau     I'm... overflowing with power! [00:14] voi     Eradicate misfortune! [00:31] Sau     What... [00:34] ---     What happened to me?! [00:38] Sau     Well, no matter. [00:40] Sau     I don't know what this power is, [00:43] Sau     and I don't know from whence it came. [00:48] Sau     All my senses are honed to perfection. [00:50] Sau     I can easily pinpoint the     location of the mana crystals. [00:54] Sau     With this power, I can defeat Jahy! [00:58] Sau     Just you wait! [01:10] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:11] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:12] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:13] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:14] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:15] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:31] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 18          Saurva Will Not Lose! [02:40] Sau     I've found you at last! [02:43] Sau     Today's the day, Jahy! The day I end you! [02:48] Sau     Has my form rendered you speechless? [02:52] Jah     Who the hell are you? [02:57] Sau     Don't tell me you forgot me... [03:01] Jah     Are you saying we know each other? [03:03] Jah     I don't know anyone like you, though... [03:06] Sau     D-Don't trifle with me! Remember already! [03:09] Sau     Come on, come on. [03:13] Jah     Oh, right, you're that depressed person [03:16] ---     I cheered up at the park that one time. [03:22] Sau     Wait, that little kid was you?! [03:25] Jah     Wow, what a coincidence! [03:27] Jah     So, you feeling better now? [03:29] Jah     I— [03:30] Sau     Hold it right there! [03:31] Sau     Making small talk is nice, [03:32] Sau     but that's not what you were     supposed to remember! [03:34] Sau     Come on! Doesn't this outfit give it away? [03:43] Jah     Oh, I know! [03:44] Jah     Your outfit... [03:45] Jah     is pretty weird. [03:46] Sau     Look who's talking! [03:49] Jah     I know what that is. [03:50] Jah     It's called cosplay, right? [03:52] Sau     No! [03:53] Sau     I'm steamed you're learning      stuff in the human world! [03:56] Sau     Damn it! Damn it! Damn it all!     Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! [03:58] Jah     Now that I look at you,     you're face does seem familiar. [04:00] Sau     Do you finally remember? [04:02] Sau     I'm— [04:02] Jah     Wait. It's on the tip of my tongue. [04:05] Jah     I'm just on the brink of remembering. [04:09] Jah     I've nearly got it, so don't tell me. [04:12] Sau     Sau...ru... [04:15] Jah     You were... [04:16] Jah     the Dark Realm's... let's see, uh... [04:19] Sau     Come on, remember! Remember! [04:21] Sau     Remember the Magnificent Saurva,     who's coming for your position! [04:24] Jah     It started with... S... [04:28] Jah     Sa... [04:30] Jah     Say, I don't remember at all. [04:32] Sau     What?! [04:34] Jah     Who are you? [04:36] Sau     Back in the Dark Realm... [04:40] Sau     and here in the human world... [04:43] Sau     so many horrible things happened     to me, all because of her. [04:46] Sau     Does this mean she never     even realized I was there?! [04:50] Sau     Damn you, Jahy...! [04:53] Sau     How much more must you belittle     me before you're satisfied?! [04:58] Sau     My name is Saurva! [05:00] Sau     I'm going to defeat you and become     the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [05:04] Sau     Fight me! [05:08] Jah     You're crying... [05:10] Sau     I am not! [05:11] Sau     I'm going to get you back for     all the times you humiliated me! [05:15] Sau     How, you ask? [05:16] ---     Well... [05:18] ---     I've been given power! [05:23] Sau     I shall defeat you and rule the Dark Realm. [05:27] Jah     What is that light? [05:29] Jah     Aren't you a denizen of the Dark Realm? [05:32] Sau     Indeed. [05:34] ---     I am Saurva, third most powerful     being of the Dark Realm... [05:37] Sau     But now... [05:39] ---     I suppose I'm a warrior of the light,     wielding the power of light! [05:42] Jah     The light? [05:44] Jah     Are you talking about the     power the Magical Girl has?! [05:47] Jah     You! How did you get your power? [05:50] Jah     What is your relationship     to the magical girl? [05:52] Jah     Where and when did you meet her? [05:56] Sau     Even now, you aren't looking at me?! [06:00] Sau     Do you want to know? [06:02] Sau     Fine... [06:05] ---     Defeat me and I'll tell you. [06:22] Sau     Well? How was that move? [06:30] Jah     Th-That... [06:34] Jah     My shoulder's not stiff anymore. [06:36] Sau     Are you messing with me?! [06:39] Sau     That was just a little warm-up. [06:41] Sau     Here comes the real thing! [07:09] Sau     H-How'd you like that...? [07:13] Jah     That tickled. [07:15] Sau     What?! [07:17] ---     It didn't do anything? [07:20] Sau     But I thought I was overflowing with power! [07:22] Jah     Oh, that itches! That itches! [07:24] Jah     Maybe because that improved my circulation... [07:27] Sau     Didn't the voice from the light     say it was granting me power? [07:32] Sau     It didn't do anything! [07:35] Sau     So what was all that about? [07:36] ---     When I got stabbed by the light? [07:38] Sau     Wait, so this sword... [07:41] Sau     All it does is light up? [07:42] Sau     It doesn't feel like I cut anything. [07:45] Sau     And why did my clothes change color? [07:48] Sau     Isn't this basically just a makeover?! [07:51] Sau     What gives?! [07:55] Sau     I thought I'd grown powerful...     grown strong... [08:02] Jah     Uh... [08:05] Jah     It's working! It's working! [08:07] Jah     You know what it probably is? [08:09] Jah     I've also collected mana crystals here in     the human realm and regained my powers. [08:15] Jah     Actually, I'm more powerful now [08:20] ---     than I was back in the Dark Realm. [08:23] Jah     So you don't have to feel     bad about yourself, Saurva. [08:36] Jah     W-Wait! [08:37] Jah     I still had some questions     about that source of light! [08:40] Sau     Just you wait, Jahy! [08:44] Jah     The light... [08:49] Jah     It's gone. [08:51] Sau     What was all that? Huh?! [08:54] Sau     "I will grant you power," my butt! [08:57] Sau     It didn't do squat! [09:01] Sau     Eek! [09:06] Sau     In the end, it went like it always does... [09:09] Sau     Wait! [09:10] Sau     I forced her to learn my name when [09:12] ---     she didn't even know who I was before! [09:14] Jah     Who are you? [09:16] Jah     Saurva. [09:17] Sau     This is a pretty big development! [09:21] Sau     And next time, I'll beat her by my own power! [09:26] Nar     Somehow, Saurva managed to keep her chin up. [09:30] echo     Didn't do squat! [09:31] Sau     Eek! [09:36] Jah     Oh, hey, Kokoro! [09:37] Jah     Are you done with school already? [09:39] Jah     Let's play until I have to go to work! [09:43] Jah     Kokoro! Want to... [09:48] Jah     K-Kokoro? [09:54] Jah     Kokoro is ignoring me. [09:59] Land     Huh? [10:02] Land     I thought you were being unnaturally docile. [10:05] Land     So that's the deal, huh? [10:08] Jah     Hey, this is a real emergency! [10:10] Land     You probably just said or did     something uncalled for again. [10:14] Jah     I don't think I did... [10:16] Land     It probably made her dislike you. [10:19] Jah     Kokoro wouldn't dislike me! [10:22] Land     You so sure? [10:24] Land     Who is this Kokoro girl to you again? [10:28] Land     This is the first I've heard of her. [10:29] Jah     Oh, I guess I never told you about her. [10:33] Jah     Kokoro is my... [10:36] Land     Huh? [10:38] Jah     My... [10:40] Land     Huh? [10:42] Jah     She's my friend... [10:51] Jah     What's so funny?! [10:53] Land     Nothing. You actually made a friend! [10:56] Land     You'd normally say "underling,"     but you actually said "friend"! [11:00] Jah     Th-That's right. [11:01] Jah     Yup. She's my underling. [11:05] Jah     But, you know, [11:07] ---     Kokoro gets me. [11:10] Jah     She honestly respects me     and says what I need to hear. [11:14] Jah     Whenever I'm with her,     I get this light feeling in my heart. [11:21] Jah     Isn't that what you call a friend     in the human world? [11:27] Land     So what you're saying is that you     got into a fight with your friend? [11:32] Jah     A fight? [11:33] Jah     Oh, wait, you get into those     all the time with your sister! [11:36] Jah     About the size of your boobs,     the way you sleep, [11:38] ---     the size of your boobs, your boobs— [11:40] Land     Yeah, that! [11:41] Land     So sue me! [11:44] Land     Anyway, Ja-ko... [11:47] Land     Do you remember anything? [11:49] Land     Do you remember saying anything [11:50] ---     that might've hurt or upset her? [11:54] Jah     Me? [11:56] Jah     Hurt... Kokoro? [12:00] Kok     Great Jahy! [12:02] Kok     Great Jahy! [12:05] Jah     Me, hurt Kokoro? [12:08] Jah     I would never do that! [12:10] Jah     You big dummy! [12:14] txt     Craft Pub Maou. [12:16] Boss     How do you make up with a friend? [12:20] Jah     Indeed. [12:21] Boss     I never thought I'd see the day     you came ask me for this kind of advice! [12:26] Boss     Red bean rice! I need to     go make some red bean rice! [12:29] Boss     And we need a lion dance... [12:31] Jah     What the hell?! [12:33] Jah     I'm really torn up about this! [12:36] Boss     Oh, I'm sorry. [12:38] Boss     But if you want to make up with your friend, [12:42] ---     why don't you just tell     her how you're feeling? [12:47] Jah     What I'm feeling? [12:50] Boss     Yes! It sounds so simple,     but it's surprisingly difficult. [12:54] Boss     But... [12:56] ---     I know you can do it now, Hy-chan. [12:58] Boss     Good luck! [13:07] Jah     Kokoro! [13:11] Jah     Kokoro! [13:14] Jah     Kokoro! [13:23] Jah     Kokoro! [13:25] Jah     Why are you avoiding me? [13:28] Jah     If I hurt you in any way, then I apologize. [13:33] Jah     So... [13:35] ---     So... [13:38] Jah     Please, let's make up. [13:45] Kok     Gray... [13:46] Kok     Gray Lahy... [13:53] Jah     You're saying your tooth hurts     so bad that you can't properly talk? [14:00] txt     I don't want you to catch it [14:01] Jah     You were avoiding me because you     don't want me to catch your bad tooth? [14:13] Jah     Oh, thank goodness! [14:22] Sign     Let's play [14:24] Sign     I'll fix my tooth [14:26] Jah     You want to play a lot     once your tooth is better? [14:33] Jah     Of course! [14:37] Nar     The Great Jahy completely     opened her heart to Kokoro. [14:44] Nar     Now, relieved of that great crisis,     the Great Jahy still has [14:48] ---     one more thing to take care of... [14:52] Jah     That weird, fuzzy light     that came out of her... [14:56] Jah     What exactly was that? [14:59] txt     Maou. [14:59] voi     Seriously, there too? [15:03] Jah     Hey, what are you doing here? [15:05] Boss     Hy-chan! [15:07] Boss     Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost? [15:11] Jah     A ghost? [15:12] Boss     Actually, do you know what a ghost is? [15:16] Boss     It's the soul of a dead person     that's left their body. [15:19] Jah     A dead person? [15:20] Land     Yeah, that's right. [15:22] Land     Those who've still got     something left for them here, [15:24] Land     or those with some kind of axe to grind. [15:27] Jah     Sounds stupid. [15:29] ---     As if something that zany could be real. [15:32] Land     That has absolutely zero believability     coming out of Ja-ko's mouth. [15:36] Jah     And? So what's this about ghosts? [15:39] Land     There've been rumors going     around the neighborhood lately. [15:42] Boss     Yeah, yeah. [15:44] ---     Even some of our guests have talked     about hearing a ghostly voice. [15:50] Boss     And apparently, the ghost never shows itself. [15:53] Boss     It just asks out of nowhere,      "Do you want power?" [15:57] Boss     Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes," [16:02] Boss     your soul is pulled from your body. [16:03] Boss     Your body turns blueish white      and you, too, become a ghost. [16:12] Jah     Yeah, right! [16:13] Jah     That doesn't sound scary at all. [16:15] Jah     I-It's just talk, right? [16:18] Land     But even you talked about it once. [16:22] Land     Remember? You said you kept hearing [16:24] ---     noises from the empty room next to yours. [16:26] Land     When I went to investigate,     the doors and the windows were locked, [16:31] Land     but I could still tell that     someone had been inside. [16:35] Jah     What did you just say?! [16:36] Land     The people in the shopping     district have seen it, too. [16:40] Land     Pale people without their souls,     wandering around hungering for others'... [16:46] Boss     I haven't seen the customer     who told me this story since. [16:49] Land     An old lady in our neighborhood [16:51] ---     hasn't been feeling so well after seeing it... [16:53] Boss     That's right! I'm so worried about her! [16:57] Jah     Uh...huh... [17:08] Jah     It feels like something's there... [17:11] Jah     I kinda think I heard a voice. [17:20] Jah     Hmph, this is stupid. [17:22] Jah     Ghosts? Yeah, right. [17:24] Jah     Silly... [17:32] Jah     O-O-Oh, it was just the wind... [17:36] Jah     That scared me. [17:39] Jah     Besides, I'm the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [17:44] Jah     If a ghost tries to mess with me, [17:47] ---     I'll just strike back with my powers! [17:49] Jah     Come and get it! [17:49] txt     Anteater stance!! [17:51] Jah     I'll send you screaming for the hills! [17:58] Jah     There's nothing that scary— [18:04] Jah     Who could it be at this hour...? [18:07] Jah     The landlord! [18:10] Jah     That's it! She probably came to scare me! [18:13] Jah     I know it's you! [18:18] Jah     Sheesh. Well, if you just had to... [18:33] Jah     I know I heard something. [18:37] Jah     But... [18:40] ---     there's no one here... [18:43] Jah     Landlord! [18:44] Jah     Boss! [18:46] Jah     Please come! [18:47] Jah     Someone! [18:48] Jah     Anyone! [18:57] (Flashback) Boss     Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost? [19:00] (Flashback) Boss     There've been rumors going     around the neighborhood lately. [19:05] Light     Do you want power? [19:09] Boss     It just asks out of nowhere,     "Do you want power?" [19:14] Lord     Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes,"     your soul is pulled from your body. [19:20] Jah     No! I don't want it!     I don't want it! [19:22] Jah     I don't want even a smidgen of power! [19:27] Light     I see. [19:29] Jah     What the? [19:31] Jah     It's not doing anything to me. [19:33] Jah     Is this not the ghost, then? [19:36] Jah     I'm getting a vibe     similar to the magical girl. [19:39] Jah     It never shows itself,     it only talks to you... [19:43] Jah     Are you... [19:45] LIght     Then give back the mana crystal! [19:48] Jah     ...the one pulling the magical girl's strings? [19:53] Jah     To my real form! [19:55] Jah     Crap! There's not enough time! [19:57] Jah     Am I gonna lose my mana crystal again?! [20:07] Jah     Druj?! [20:08] Druj     Are you all right, Your Greatness? [20:14] Jah     I can't! Not in front of my underling. [20:18] Jah     Druj, what are you doing here? [20:21] Druj     I heard talk of the pale ghost     and I've been chasing after it. [20:25] Druj     Such rumors always have something to do [20:29] ---     either with the magical girl     or a denizen of the Dark Realm. [20:35] Jah     I was thinking the same thing! [20:37] Jah     Totally wasn't. [20:39] Druj     Then just as I thought,      you came to town to lure it out. [20:45] Jah     Yeah... That's right. [20:46] Druj     Of course you would, Your Greatness! [20:49] Druj     Now then, [20:51] ---     what are we going to do with that thing? [20:55] Jah     It's capable of controlling the magical girl. [20:58] Jah     I don't know if my power is any match for it. [21:02] Jah     But I don't want Druj [21:05] ---     to be disillusioned! [21:16] Jah     Druj. [21:17] Dru     Y-Yes? [21:27] Jah     Can I count on you this one time? [21:34] Druj     Of course, Your Greatness! [21:37] Druj     Let us join forces, then. [21:46] Light     Huh? Huh?! [23:19] txt     Next Time [23:19] txt     The Demon Lord Is Relentless?! E19 - The Demon Lord Is Relentless?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Jah     Can I count on you this one time? [00:08] Druj     Of course, Your Greatness! [00:23] ---     fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:24] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:25] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:26] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:27] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:29] ---     pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:44] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 19          The Demon Lord Is Relentless?! [01:46] Druj     The blessings bestowed by mana crystals     are different for everyone. [01:49] Druj     Some can create magical items, [01:52] Druj     some can enhance their powers. [01:54] Druj     My gift is wretched, abhorred by all. [01:59] Druj     That's what I used to think... [02:01] Druj     until I met the Great Jahy, that is. [02:06] Druj     I have the ability     to manipulate people's hearts. [02:10] Druj     It was a power I resented. [02:15] (Flashback) Guy     Don't look in her eyes! [02:16] (Flashback) Guy     She'll start controlling you! [02:19] Druj     The more I used it, the more I was forced     to reckon with the scorn for it. [02:31] Druj     I loathed it so that I voluntarily     let go of my mana crystal. [02:36] Druj     Those who lose their powers     are fated to disappear. [02:40] Druj     That's when... [02:41] (Flashback) Jah     So you're Druj? [02:46] (Flashback) Jah     It would be a shame if you     just disappeared like this. [02:50] (Flashback) Jah     My name is Jahy. [02:53] (Flashback) Jah     In order to rule over the Dark Realm     as the Demon Lord's right hand, [03:00] (Flashback) Jah     I need your power. [03:08] Druj     You might not remember it, Your Greatness. [03:14] Druj     But for me, being needed...     being relied on... [03:21] Druj     That alone—that one thing—     made me happier than anything in my life. [03:33] Jah     I see. [03:34] Jah     So I said something like that, huh? [03:38] Jah     Moreover, is now really     the time for this, Druj? [03:41] Druj     And here in the human world, too... [03:44] Jah     You're still going? [03:45] Druj     All this time, I've been waiting... [03:48] Druj     Waiting for the day you'd count on me! [03:52] Druj     I was able to persevere here      because I told myself [03:57] Druj     that it was all for that—for you. [04:01] Jah     That's right... [04:03] Jah     This why I wanted to make sure that     I never shattered Druj's image of me. [04:08] Jah     She idolizes me and looks up to me     more than anyone else. [04:19] Jah     You have my gratitude, Druj. [04:23] Jah     Now, that's enough talk. [04:26] Jah     Let's take that thing down together. [04:28] Jah     We can reminisce later. [04:32] Druj     Yes! [04:37] Both     Huh? [04:40] Both     It ran away?! [04:42] Jah     Because you just couldn't shut up! [04:43] druj     I am so truly sorry! [04:46] druj     Do we give chase? [04:46] Jah     Of course! [04:49] Jah     Wait, I can't feel even feel a     hint of its presence anymore. [04:56] Druj     So, Your Greatness... [04:58] Jah     Huh? [04:59] Druj     About catching up... [05:03] Jah     Want to go have a drink? [05:06] Druj     I'd love to! [05:08] Nar     In the end, rather than identifying     the mysterious glowing being, [05:13] Nar     they instead drank until dawn. [05:17] txt     Craft Pub Maou. [05:19] Jah     Another draft beer over here! [05:22] Boss     Hy-chan's been so energetic lately. [05:25] Boss     And you've gotten used to the job. [05:29] Boss     Hy-chan, want to try your     hand at food prep tomorrow? [05:33] Jah     Oh? [05:34] Boss     Why don't you try the kitchen? [05:40] Jah     Here you go. [05:42] Both     Wow, let's eat! [05:48] Boss     Mm! Delicious! [05:51] Kyou     Jahy-kun made this... [05:54] Kyou     It's too precious to eat. [05:56] Jah     Eat it already. [05:57] Boss     You've gotten so good with     using knives and the stove. [06:02] Jah     This is nothing! I mean, I've been cooking     for myself all this time to save money. [06:07] Kyou     It's so good, Jahy-kun! [06:10] Boss     Right? You could open     your own place with this. [06:16] Jah     My own place? [06:16] Kyou     She's right! [06:18] Jah     My own place? [06:20] txt     Pub Jahy [06:23] Jah     Jahoo, Jahoo! [06:25] Jah     Of course! How come I never thought of that? [06:28] Jah     If I'm the boss, [06:31] Jah     I won't be worked to the bone! [06:33] Jah     I'll keep all the profits! [06:36] Jah     Surely I've saved up enough     to strike out on my own! [06:40] Jah     This is it! [06:41] Jah     I've found what I'm meant to do     here in the human world! [06:47] Boss     Hy-chan? [06:49] Jah     Now that I've decided,      I'd better get started! [06:53] Druj     You're going to open your own place? [06:57] Jah     Indeed. [06:58] Druj     Splendid! Please leave it all to me. [07:02] Druj     I will make sure to find you      the best location. [07:06] Druj     Ah, Her Greatness needs me! [07:10] Druj     I shall answer with all     my heart, body, and soul! [07:14] Druj     I'll go do some research right away! [07:20] Jah     All right, next is... [07:23] Jah     I need to develop a menu that's even tastier     than what the boss currently serves. [07:31] Land     But why the hell do I have     to be your taste tester? [07:34] Jah     Because you know the boss's cooking best. [07:37] Jah     I figure you can tell me if mine's a cut above. [07:42] Land     Yeah, maybe, but suddenly     striking out on your own like this... [07:48] Land     You really want to quit my sister's place? [07:52] Jah     Yeah. I mean, I am     the Dark Realm's second-in-command. [07:56] Jah     Someone like me getting ordered around     in that hole in the wall is absurd. [08:02] Jah     Besides, she has the magical girl now.     It's no big deal if I'm not there. [08:09] Jah     Right! What do you say     to working at my new place? [08:13] Jah     It's a good chance for you to get     some independence from the boss. [08:16] Land     I'll pass. [08:18] Jah     Hey! You haven't even tasted anything! [08:27] Jah     What's her problem?     I was gonna serve her this delicious meal! [08:35] Boss     You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short. [08:38] Boss     Please take those to the folks at table five. [08:42] Boss     Turn around. [08:44] Boss     Good job. [08:58] Jah     It's decent. [09:02] Jah     Druj will find a location for me,     and I've come up with a menu. [09:06] Jah     Next... [09:11] Boss     Hy-chan! [09:12] Boss     Is it really true? You're striking out     to open your own place? [09:17] Jah     Yeah. [09:17] Boss     Oh, dear... [09:20] Boss     Why didn't you tell me about it? [09:23] Boss     I would have helped you! [09:28] Jah     You're not angry? [09:30] Boss     Why would I be? [09:32] Boss     Of course I'm sad to see you go, [09:35] Boss     but if it's something you really want, [09:37] Boss     I'll support you regardless, [09:40] Boss     whether it's gathering mana crystals     or opening your own place. [09:44] Boss     I mean, at this point,     we're practically family. [09:51] Jah     Boss! [09:55] Jah     Boss, behind you! [10:00] Light     Do you want power? [10:02] Boss     What? [10:03] Boss     Let's see... Yes! [10:06] Boss     I want the power to support Hy-chan. [10:09] Light     Then I shall bestow it. [10:18] Jah     Boss! [10:25] Jah     Damn it! [10:31] Boss     Oh, my. [10:32] Boss     Oh, me! Oh, my! [10:34] Boss     Oh, my! [10:35] Boss     So... [10:36] Boss     I'm the Magical Girl of Love. [10:39] Boss     Just kidding! [10:41] Light     Um... [10:43] Boss     Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry. [10:46] Boss     I didn't mean to get so carried away. [10:48] Boss     Now, who might you be? [10:52] Kyou     Boss?! [10:55] Kyou     That form... [10:57] Jah     The gray eminence got her! [11:02] Kyou     You mean the voice of the light?! [11:06] Jah     That's right. She answered     the voice of the light and... [11:11] Jah     turned into this horrible... [11:17] Jah     this horrible... [11:19] Boss     Is it that bad?! [11:20] Boss     I guess I really am too old     to wear something like this. [11:23] Kyou     I don't know if that's the problem... [11:25] Light     Uh, can we... [11:29] Boss     Oh, excuse me. [11:31] Boss     What exactly is it you need? [11:34] Kyou     Don't do it, Boss! Don't listen to that thing! [11:37] Jah     The boss has turned into a magical girl,     which means she's... my enemy now? [11:45] Light     Go and take their mana crystals! [11:49] Jah     What'd you say?! [11:50] Kyou     I knew that's what it wants! [11:53] Boss     That's... [11:55] Boss     That's not nice! [11:58] Boss     It's bad to take other people's things! [12:02] all     What? [12:03] Light     B-Bad? But it's better for the humans, [12:07] Light     and things will get messy if I don't... [12:10] Boss     Is that so? [12:11] Boss     Well, if you have your reasons,     then you need to talk it out properly. [12:15] Light     I wanted to, but... [12:17] Boss     The mana crystal's aren't yours, are they? [12:21] Boss     It's wrong to take them. [12:24] Light     Why? [12:26] Light     Why am I being scolded?! [12:30] Light     Why do things never ever [12:31] Light     go my way?! [12:33] Light     I'm... [12:35] Light     I'm the real... [12:37] Light     Justice! [12:42] Jah     She looks just like the Demon Lord! [12:44] Jah     What does this mean? [12:46] Light     If you won't give me the mana crystals... [12:49] Light     I'll take them by force! [12:57] Jah     The Demon Lord?! [13:36] Boss     What is this? [13:37] Kyou     So huge! What is that? [13:39] Kyou     Is this the Demon Lord's true form?! [13:42] Jah     Yeah. The Demon Lord is angry now. [13:45] Jah     She's facing off against the gray eminence. [13:47] Jah     There's no telling what will happen. [13:49] Jah     If we don't do something,     the city is in big trouble! [13:52] Boss     Oh, no! [13:53] Jah     Boss, the gray eminence gave you power. [13:56] Jah     Can't you use some kind of magic now? [13:58] Kyou     Oh, that's right! [14:00] Boss     Huh? [14:08] Boss     Oh, look, a flower! [14:11] Boss     That's amazing! [14:12] Jah     Not gonna cut it. [14:13] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [14:17] Jah     This is bad! Run! [14:27] Jah     Oh, no! [14:32] Boss     Hy-chan! [14:32] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [15:00] Kyou     Are you okay, Jahy-kun?! [15:01] Jah     Yeah. But I couldn't protect the store. [15:06] Jah     Kyouko. [15:09] Jah     Lend me your aid. Let us defend the city. [15:13] Kyou     But of course! [15:28] Kyou     Leave this area to me! [15:30] Jah     Right! [15:36] Druj     I'm worried about Her Greatness. [15:38] Druj     Step on it! [15:41] Land     Sis! [15:42] Boss     Ryou-chan! [15:44] Land     What is this? [15:48] Jah     Boss, Landlord, you two need     to evacuate the citizens. [15:53] Boss     But what about you? [15:55] Jah     I... [15:57] Jah     I'm going to stop those two! [16:00] Jah     This place... [16:01] Jah     This city... [16:05] Boss     Hy-chan! [16:05] Land     Ja-ko! [16:05] Jah     This is my precious... [16:08] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [16:13] Jah     Stop it already! [16:22] Boss     Hy-chan! [16:33] Kyou     Jahy-kun... [16:35] Kyou     Jahy-kun? [16:37] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [16:44] Land     Hey... You gotta be kidding me, Ja-ko. [16:47] Boss     No, this can't be, Hy-chan! [16:57] Light     I didn't mean to... [16:59] Light     Why? [17:00] Light     Why does nothing ever go right? [17:02] Kyou     What the hell are you trying to do? [17:04] Kyou     Why did you do this?! [17:08] Light     I didn't meant to hurt anyone. [17:13] Light     I just wanted... [17:15] Light     I just wanted my big sister     to pay attention to me. [17:21] all     What? [17:22] Light     Originally, the two of us lived together. [17:27] Light     But then my big sister created the     Dark Realm and shut herself away there. [17:34] Light     So I was wondering if she was okay.      I thought I could surprise her. [17:39] Light     That's why I asked the magical girl for help... [17:43] Kyou     Me? [17:45] Light     But she was way stronger than I intended... [17:48] Light     She ended up destroying the Dark Realm [17:50] Light     and shattering my sister. And since     the mana crystals are bad for humans, [17:55] Light     I made them smaller and asked     the magical girl to quietly collect them all. [17:59] Light     I wanted to apologize to my big sister. [18:04] Light     But then the magical girl     gave the crystals to someone else. [18:08] Light     When I tried to recruit other people,     all the magical girls I got were worthless. [18:14] boss     Teehee! [18:16] Light     When I'm not possessing someone     with a strong sense of justice, [18:19] Light     I can only say certain set phrases. [18:22] Light     Since I can't appear in the human world      or the Dark Realm like this, [18:27] Light     I couldn't do anything by myself either. [18:30] Light     I never meant for any of this to happen... [18:38] Jah     Wait a second. [18:39] Jah     Hang on. [18:41] Jah     I ended up like this     because of a sibling fight? [18:46] Jah     It was over something so stupid? [18:49] Jah     Everything that happened     to me was because of that*?!* [18:58] Jah     Don't mess with me! [19:02] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [19:04] Jah     Apologize! Right now! Apologize! [19:09] Light     I-I'm so sorry, Big Sister. [19:16] Light     Big Sister... [19:19] Jah     No! Apologize to me, too! [19:21] Light     I-I know that. [19:24] Light     I'm sorry. [19:25] Jah     Look me in the eye and say that! [19:27] Light     I'm sorry. [19:29] Jah     I can't hear you! [19:30] Light     I'm sorry! [19:31] Jah     You think "sorry" is gonna cut it, you moron?! [19:34] Light     Well, what do you want me to do? [19:36] Boss     There, there, Hy-chan.      No one got hurt thanks to Kyouko-chan. [19:42] Boss     And other than the shop,     there was no collateral damage. [19:46] Boss     We can all fix up the pub together. [19:50] Light     I'm sorry. [19:51] Jah     Don't forgive her, Boss! [19:53] Jah     She wrecked your precious pub! [19:56] Boss     Of course the pub is important to me, [19:59] Boss     but more than anything,     I'm just relieved you're safe. [20:03] Boss     You put yourself on the line      to defend the city. [20:07] Boss     To defend us. And for that,     I thank you, Hy-chan. [20:12] Boss     Please don't be that reckless again, though. [20:18] Jah     Sure. [20:24] Boss     I can fix up the pub with everyone's help, [20:27] Boss     but there's nothing I can do      about the Dark Realm. [20:30] Boss     So if you two have made up, you should     help Hy-chan with that too, okay, um... [20:39] Light     Su. [20:40] Boss     Su-chan! [20:42] Boss     Do you understand, Su-chan? [20:44] Light     Yes. [20:48] Jah     Wait. [20:50] Jah     Are you just trying to sweep     this all under the rug?! [20:53] Nar     The identity of the gray     eminence was unveiled, [20:56] Nar     the reason for the Dark Realm's      destruction was revealed. [20:59] Nar     and the Demon Lord reconciled      with her younger sister. But... [21:03] Druj     Great Jahy, are you all right? [21:05] Druj     You're hurt?! [21:06] Druj     I knew it! The gray eminence got you and... [21:09] Druj     Oh, how horrible! [21:12] Druj     I didn't make it on time. [21:15] Druj     This is all because I was late! [21:17] Druj     I am such a useless worm of an underling! [21:22] Druj     I couldn't protect Her Greatness     in her hour of need! [21:25] Druj     I'll... I'll never forgive myself! [21:28] Druj     You were beaten to an absolute pulp! [21:31] Jah     I-It's really not that bad... [21:33] Jah     Wait, it is! [21:35] Druj     This my fault! [21:35] Jah     That's right! So many terrible things     have happened to me. [21:39] Jah     I will never ever forgive you for this! [21:45] Nar     The Great Jahy wasn't satisfied      with this outcome! [23:18] Titl     Next Time [23:18] Titl     The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! E20 - The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---      SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [00:02] txt     Under repair [00:05] Boss     Thank you! [00:07] Boss     You were both a huge help. [00:15] ---     fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(316.333,67.333)}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:21] Jah     What gives? Shouldn't we have     the day off after all that? [00:21] Titl     Restoration Plan No. 20          The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [00:27] Lord     Don't worry about it. [00:29] Nar     The sisters' spat spanned both     the Dark Realm and the human world. [00:32] Nar     Luckily, the only collateral     was a little damage to Pub Maou. [00:35] Nar     The rest of the shopping district     was left unscathed. [00:39] Jah     I was planning on having     a full day of rest today, [00:42] Jah     then you come and drive me out of bed. [00:44] Jah     What do you want, anyway? [00:46] Lord     Don't worry about it. [00:48] Jah     That's all you've been     saying the entire time! SIGN    Craft Pub Maou. [00:58] Boss     Congratulations, Hy-chan! [01:00] Kyou     Congratulations! [01:01] Sign     Congratulations on your own shop, Jahy-chan! [01:10] Boss     You said you were going to     open your own restaurant, [01:13] Boss     so I figured we should celebrate     and invited everybody. [01:17] Kyou     I can't believe you'd try to strike out      without even saying anything to me! [01:25] Jah     I forgot all about that! [01:27] Jah     Oh, yeah, I'm gonna open my own place! [01:31] Jah     I'm gonna quit this place and... [01:37] Jah     Hey, what the hell is she doing here?! [01:39] Light     Is that a problem? [01:40] Jah     You bet it's a problem! [01:42] Jah     Go home. [01:43] Jah     This place isn't for you. [01:46] Boss     Now, now, Hy-chan. Don't be like that. [01:49] Boss     Su-chan helped with the     repairs and decorations. [01:52] Boss     That's why we can actually     have a party today. [01:56] LIght     Only because I realized that I can take      my proper form when I'm around you. [02:02] LIght     And even then, I only helped     because I had nothing else to do. [02:05] Boss     Oh, there you go again. [02:06] Boss     You were working so hard for Hy-chan. [02:17] Light     W-Was not. [02:19] Boss     Oh, my. [02:20] Jah     Is she planning on sticking     with the boss forever? [02:24] Jah     Whatever! [02:25] Jah     I'm quitting this place anyway,     so you can stay wherever you want. [02:31] Kyou     It's going to be so lonely. [02:33] Boss     That's right. [02:35] Lord     You said "quiet" wrong. [02:38] Jah     Well, I'm not going to miss this place. [02:41] Boss     I bet all the regulars will miss you, too. [02:45] Jah     I wonder if they will. [02:59] Boss     We can't let that get us down, though. [03:02] Boss     Today's supposed to be a celebration. [03:04] Boss     If there's something you want     to eat, just say the word. [03:07] Boss     I'll make you anything. [03:10] Jah     R-Really? Then, u-um... Let's see... [03:13] Jah     Meat! I want some meat! [03:16] Jah     Oh, and maybe... [03:18] Jah     What you used to always make      for our after-shift meal. [03:23] Boss     All right! [03:24] Boss     Coming right up! [03:26] Lord     So, Ja-ko, where is your new     place gonna be anyway? [03:29] Jah     Oh, that's... [03:31] Druj     O Great Jahy! [03:32] Druj     I got quotes for appropriate locations     for your restaurant, as you requested. [03:37] Jah     Ah, perfect timing! [03:40] Druj     This here is a detached     house right by the station. [03:44] Druj     The interior and exterior     will be handled by famous designers, [03:47] Druj     and we'll stock the best ingredients     from across the country. [03:52] Land     What's wrong? [03:55] Jah     Too many damn zeroes... [03:58] Jah     I can't afford this. [04:00] Druj     You don't like it? [04:02] Druj     If that's the case, there's also the     top floor of a super tall skyscraper [04:06] Druj     that's member exclusive... [04:08] Jah     Druj, I left this project up to you entirely! [04:11] Jah     Under the conditions,     I expect even you could run it well. [04:15] Druj     Unbelievable! [04:16] Jah     It's a big responsibility. [04:18] Jah     Perhaps too much for you, but can you do it? [04:22] Druj     Of course! [04:24] Druj     Having this task entrusted      to me is the highest of honors! [04:27] Druj     The ultimate praise! [04:29] Druj     I will make it into the most     popular dining destination! [04:31] Druj     I'll go ahead and get started right away! [04:34] Jah     Sure. [04:35] Jah     Do your best. [04:36] Druj     Yes! [04:43] Jah     And that's that. [04:45] Jah     So I don't mind working     here for a bit longer. [04:50] Boss     Hy-chan! [04:50] Mag     Jahy-kun! [04:52] Lord     You... [04:57] Boss     I'm so happy to hear that, Hy-chan. [05:00] Boss     I'm looking forward to working with you. [05:04] Jah     Well, I had no choice. [05:07] Kyou     Can I hold you, too, Jahy-kun? [05:09] Jah     No. [05:13] Boss     I guess we're changing this to a "Welcome Back     Hy-chan and Welcome Su-chan" party. [05:20] Light     Me, too? Are you sure? [05:29] Jah     Hey! I should be the      only guest of honor today! [05:34] Boss     Now, now. We don't get     chances like this every day. [05:36] Boss     Let's all get along. [05:38] Jah     Hell no! [05:41] Nar     And that's how the Great Jahy entrusted     her new restaurant entirely to Druj. [05:51] Nar     Needless to say, the new establishment     was a smashing success. [05:58] Nar     However, the Great Jahy had no idea. [06:17] Jah     The shopping district is livelier than usual... [06:23] Kok     Great Jahy! [06:25] Jah     Kokoro! Fancy running into you here. [06:29] Kok     Yeah! [06:30] Jah     And what's with that outfit? [06:33] Jah     Is it cosplay? [06:35] txt     F     e     s     t     i     v     a     l [06:35] txt     F     e     s     t     i     v     a     l [06:36] Kok     It's for the festival! [06:37] Kok     We're going to carry the shrine     around the shopping district. [06:41] Jah     Huh. So that's what all the fuss is about. [06:45] Kok     You should come do it with me! [06:48] Jah     Nah, I've got work now. [06:51] Kok     Oh. That's too bad. [06:54] Jah     See you later.     Let's hang out some other time. [06:57] Kok     Yeah! See you, Great Jahy! [07:00] Jah     "Carry the shrine around"? [07:01] Jah     Dunno what that's about,     but it sounds like a pain. [07:03] Jah     I better finish up here and scram. [07:05] Wom     Why, hello, Kokoro-chan!     Are you about to carry the shrine? [07:08] Kok     Yes! [07:09] Wow     Break a leg! [07:11] Wow     Here. Some provisions. [07:13] Kok     Thank you so much! [07:16] Kok     Wow, juice! [07:19] Jah     Oh, it's just juice. That's no biggie. [07:23] Wom     That reminds me. I heard the prizes after      the shrine carrying are real nice this year. [07:29] Wom     That's what the head     of the shopping district said. [07:31] Kok     Oh, you mean the prize for     the kid who does the best? [07:35] Wom     That's right! [07:36] Wom     Except this year they went all out     and got something for everyone. [07:41] Wom     I'll be cheering for you! [07:43] Kok     Thank you! [07:44] Wom     All right, have fun! [07:46] Jah     Kokoro. [07:48] Jah     You know, I was thinking     I wouldn't mind [07:53] Jah     checking out this shrine thingy event. [07:57] Jah     I mean, since you're doing it and all. [08:03] Kok     Yeah, it's great! Come and see! [08:06] Kok     This way! [08:07] Jah     Sure. [08:10] Jah     If I just follow Kokoro,     maybe I'll score some goodies myself. [08:13] Jah     All without lifting a finger. [08:17] Kid     Hey, Sasaki Kokoro! [08:20] Kid     This year, we're going to take     first place and win that prize! [08:23] Kid2     We won't lose! [08:26] Jah     Who're these guys? [08:27] Kok     Satou-kun and Mori-kun from my class. [08:30] Mor     Wait, you're that weird person I met before! [08:33] Sat     Who're you supposed to be, you little shrimp?! [08:38] Jah     Do you have any idea who you're talking to...? [08:40] Both     Little shrimp! Little shrimp! Little shrimp! [08:44] Kok     The Great Jahy's no shrimp! [08:46] Kok     She's a good friend of mine. [08:49] Jah     Kokoro... [08:50] Kok     Apologize to her! [08:53] Sat     I don't care. [08:54] Mor     Idiots! [08:57] Kok     We should go, too. [08:59] Jah     Not only did they insult me,      they insulted you, too. [09:04] Jah     I won't stand for it! [09:05] Jah     Kokoro! I'll participate     in the shrine event, too! [09:08] Jah     We'll win that prize and     make those two rue the day! [09:13] ---     Ready, and... [09:17] Jah     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:19] Jah     Are we doing this right, Kokoro?! [09:22] Kok     Yeah, perfect! [09:24] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:28] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:30] Jah     This is way harder than I thought... [09:33] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:39] Jah     I won't lose! [09:40] Boss     All done. [09:42] Lady     My, what are you doing here?     Is everything okay? [09:45] Lady     I heard that your restaurant     fell down... or fell apart. [09:49] Boss     Oh, don't you worry. [09:51] Boss     The girls who work for me     helped with the repairs, [09:54] Boss     so it looks like we'll be     opening again very soon. [09:57] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [10:01] bOss     Oh! [10:02] Lord     The hell is she doing? [10:04] Man     Keep it up! [10:06] Jah     That's that meat bun vendor! [10:07] Man     Keep it up, keep it up! [10:09] Jah     The cops! [10:10] Lad     I'm taking a picture! [10:12] Jah     The yakitori guy... [10:14] Guy     Good work! [10:15] Old     My, isn't that Jahy-chan? [10:18] Jah     Everyone from the shopping*     district is cheering for me. [10:22] Old2     You're almost there! [10:25] Jah     They're singing my praises! [10:28] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [10:32] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [10:35] Jah     It's just like being back in the Dark Realm! [10:38] Jah     Heave-ho! [10:40] Jah     So this is why they carry the shrine... [10:42] Jah     This is what the festival's about! [10:54] Jah     I think that went pretty well. [10:57] Kok     Yeah! Your voice was really loud,      and we both did our best. [11:04] Jah     Yeah, did you see that? [11:06] Jah     You can go ahead and apologize     to Kokoro for being so rude earlier. [11:09] Lady     All right, great job, everyone! [11:13] Lady     Come gather 'round! [11:16] Lady     You all did such a great job. [11:19] Lady     Like every year, we have a prize      for the kid who did the best. [11:23] Lady     And that lucky child this year is... [11:29] Lady     Jahy-chan! [11:31] Lady     Congratulations! [11:36] Kok     Wow, congratulations, Great Jahy! [11:43] Lady     You really did your best today. [11:46] Lady     Also, thank you for always     supporting us with your patronage. [11:49] Kok     You did it, you did it! [11:51] Kok     You did it, Great Jahy! [11:53] mor     You were kinda cool... [11:55] sat     Yeah. [11:57] mor     Sorry about what we said earlier. [11:59] sat     C-Congratulations. [12:07] Jah     Yeah, I did it! I was the best! Me! I did it! [12:11] Lord     Ja-ko's a grown-ass adult. [12:14] Lord     The hell is she doing taking     the prize in a contest for kids? [12:16] Boss     But she really did stand out      by doing her best. [12:21] Boss     Don't you think it's fine just this once? [12:25] Jah     Oh, yeah. The prize! [12:27] Jah     I'll share it with you. [12:29] Kok     Are you sure? [12:30] Jah     Yeah, of course. [12:31] Jah     There's no way I could've     gotten this all by myself. [12:35] Jah     Now, I can't wait to see what it is! [12:38] Jah     I bet it's something really precious and... [12:44] Jah     What the hell is all this junk?! [12:46] Jah     I'm not a kid! [12:49] Nar     Being a child, being an adult,     being an adult pretending to be a child... [12:53] Nar     The Great Jahy clearly     had her hands full indeed! [12:58] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [13:02] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [13:07] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [13:10] Sau     I failed last time for relying     on that random light power, [13:14] Sau     but today I shall defeat her     by my own strength... [13:18] Sau     I, the Magnificent Saurva-sama, who should     be the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [13:24] Sau     Now... what is she up to? [13:27] Sau     No matter. [13:28] Sau     I'll just strike while she's off guard. [13:33] Boss     Oh... [13:35] Boss     Hello there. [13:36] Sau     M-Miss Boss?! [13:46] Boss     Are you participating, too? [13:48] Boss     Registration is this way. [13:50] Boss     I'll take you. [13:53] txt     Mara Festival [13:57] Boss     So... what's your name? [14:00] Sau     I-I'm Saurva. [14:03] Boss     Sacchan, then. SIGN    Sacchan [14:06] Boss     Sacchan... Sacchan... Sacchan... [14:11] Boss     Did you come to the festival alone? [14:14] Sau     Huh? Oh... [14:15] Sau     Yes. [14:16] Boss     Then let's enjoy the day together! [14:20] Sau     Y-Yes! [14:23] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [14:26] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [14:31] Boss     That's it! Just like that, Sacchan! [14:34] Sau     Right! [14:35] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [14:39] All     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [14:41] Boss     Everyone's having an easier time carrying     because you're keeping time so well. [14:47] Sau     She praised me! [14:50] Sau     I'm so happy! [14:52] Sau     And... And... [14:55] Sau     This is so much fun! [14:58] Sau     I'm so glad I came. [15:06] Boss     Good job. [15:07] Sau     Thank you! [15:09] Land     Sis! [15:11] Boss     What is it, Ryou-chan? [15:12] Land     Bad news. [15:14] Land     One of the drummers had     to cancel all of a sudden. [15:18] Boss     Oh my... [15:19] Sau     It's that super scary punk! [15:23] Land     What'll we do? [15:26] Land     What about her? [15:27] Boss     Oh, you're right! [15:29] Boss     Sacchan, would you mind stepping in? [15:33] Sau     Me? With the punk?! [15:36] Sau     I-I... [15:43] Sau     I'll do it! [15:44] Boss     Really? What a relief! [15:47] Land     Hey, hang on a second! [15:49] Land     Sorry my sister twisted your arm. [15:53] SAu     It's fine. [15:54] Land     I swear, that's just like her.      She's always been this way. [15:56] Sau     I-I'll be okay. [15:58] Sau     This punk is nice to everybody but Jahy. [16:02] Sau     She was so sweet back when I was a dog. [16:05] Sau     I'm fine. I'm fine! [16:08] Land     What's wrong? You nervous? [16:11] Sau     N-No. [16:13] Land     Don't worry. I'll teach ya     everything ya need to know. [16:18] Sau     R-Right. [16:27] Land     Yeah, yeah! That's it! [16:29] Land     Doin' great! [16:31] Sau     Right! [16:33] Sau     What is this? [16:35] Sau     It's... [16:36] Sau     so... [16:39] Sau     so... [16:41] Sau     much fun! [16:49] Land     Nice work. [16:51] Land     Thanks a ton. [16:56] Sau     B-Big Sis... [16:59] Wom     Here you go, Sacchan.     A little present to say thanks. [17:03] ---     Thank you... [17:04] Wom     You and Ryou-chan did      some incredible drumming. [17:07] Wom2     It so easy to dance to! [17:09] Land     Man, I'm just glad we asked her. [17:13] Wom1     Thank you so much. [17:14] Wom2     You were the best! [17:20] Sau     What fun! [17:23] Boss     You both did great. [17:26] Boss     Did you have fun? [17:27] Sau     Yes! [17:28] Boss     That's great! [17:30] Sau     Yeah! [17:31] Boss     There's a parade after this. [17:33] Boss     Do you want to participate? [17:34] Sau     Yes! [17:41] Sau     So much fun! [17:45] Boss     That looks perfect on you, Sacchan! [17:48] Land     Whoa... [17:49] Sau     Thank you so much! [17:53] Sau     I had no idea the human world     could be such a blast! [18:00] Sau     Thank you, Miss Boss! Big Sis! [18:04] Sau     But, you know... [18:06] Sau     I feel like I'm forgetting about something. [18:22] Sau     Ja... Jahy?! [18:26] Sau     Th-That's right. [18:28] Sau     I'm here to defeat Jahy.     That's what I came for. [18:33] Sau     This... This... This... [18:40] Sau     It's way too late now,     but what is this outfit?! [18:42] Sau     I'm so embarrassed! [18:49] Jah     Hey, you're... [18:51] Jah     Sa... Sa... Sa... [18:54] Jah     Samba! [18:55] Sau     My name is Saurva! [18:57] Sau     The only thing you got right is the "Sa"! [18:59] Jah     I know, I know. [19:00] Jah     Just messing with you. [19:02] Sau     Damn! Who would've thought     she'd ever catch me like this? [19:05] Sau     I don't care if I'm in     the middle of my samba! [19:10] Sau     Today's the day you meet your doom, Jahy! [19:16] Jah     What's with that outfit? [19:18] Jah     I mean, I know it's a festival,     but you went a little overboard. [19:21] Sau     You're one to talk! [19:23] Nar     In the human world, they say,     "Birds of a feather flock together." [19:28] Nar     But these two had never heard that! [19:30] Sau     That's none of your business either! [19:40] Man     Here you go. [19:41] Kok     Thank you! [19:43] Kok     Let's go! [19:45] Jah     Where are we going? [19:51] Druj     Traffic is terrible today. [19:53] Driv     There's a festival. [19:55] Druj     A festival? [20:09] Girl     Jingu-san, you're here, too? [20:11] Girl2     Is that your little sister? She's so cute! [20:22] SAu     She'd dare humiliate me like that?! [20:25] SAu     Next time, I'll... [20:33] Sign     Craft Pub Maou. [20:35] Boss     Where did she go? [20:37] Land     We really need to make her carry a phone. [20:52] Boss     Hy-chan! [20:53] Land     Ja-ko. [20:55] Druj     Your Greatness! [20:56] Kyou     Jahy-kun! [20:57] SAu     Jahy! [21:02] SAu     This time, you'd better face me fair and— [21:04] Kyou     I'm so glad to run into you! [21:05] Kyou     What a coincidence! [21:06] Druj     I happened to spot you and just had to come. [21:10] Boss     We've been looking for you, Hy-chan. [21:12] Land     Don't waste your money! [21:14] Jah     What's this? [21:15] Jah     Why are you all here? [21:17] Kok     Great Jahy, look at the sky! [21:39] ---     Fireworks! [21:58] SAu     That's so beautiful. [22:00] Kyou     I never thought I'd get to watch fireworks     with Jahy-kun and friends... [22:04] Druj     Actually, I'm the one who's     watching them with Her Greatness. [22:10] Boss     I think this is the prettiest they've ever been. [22:14] Land     Just your imagination. [22:26] Kok     Let's watch them together     again next year, Great Jahy. [22:31] Jah     Sure! [22:34] Nar     She never wanted to come to the human world, [22:37] Nar     but the Great Jahy wanted to stay      just a little teeny bit longer. [22:46] Jah     Say, I feel like I'm forgetting something... [22:50] shirt     Restore the Dark Realm [22:50] Jah     Oh, well. Probably just my imagination.