The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!

In the Dark Realm, the Great Jahy was only second to the demon king. Feared by all, she was supposed to be just enjoying being endlessly willful and hedonistic, when a magical girl attacked her and blasted her to the human realm. Forced to live in poverty, her days consist of working in a bar while living in a tiny apartment without a bathroom. Blowing both pity and the demand for rent away, her ambitions are grand: Restoring the Dark Realm!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Great Jahy Can't Go Back!

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[01:30] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 1
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Go Back!
[01:35] jah
    A forty-year-old building.
[01:38] jah
    A tiny 7.3 square meter apartment.
[01:41] jah
    With no bath.
[01:45] jah
    Living like this...
[01:48] jah
    I can't stand living like this anymore!
[01:51] jah
    Not when I'm... I'm actually...
[01:58] Guy
    Authority!
[02:02] Guy
    Magical power!
[02:11] Guy
    Beauty!
[02:16] Nar
    As the Dark Lord's right hand, the Great Jahy
    is the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[02:20] Nar
    She is feared and revered by all...
[02:31] (Flashback) Guy
    We're under attack!
[02:44] (Flashback) Guy
    Please save us, O Great Jahy!
[02:49] (Flashback) Guy
    She's here!
[02:59] (Flashback) Jah
    What's this?
[03:01] (Flashback) Jah
    It's just a little girl.
[03:03] (Flashback) Jah
    How terribly pathetic of you lot.
[03:06] (Flashback) Jah
    The Dark Realm is no place for little girls.
[03:10] (Flashback) Jah
    Begone at once.
[03:26] (Flashback) Jah
    What?!
[03:33] nar
    With the mana crystal that governs
    magical powers shattered,
[03:37] nar
    the Dark Realm itself
    was doomed to fall apart.
[03:50] Jah
    What the hell is this?!
[03:53] Nar
    And without the mana crystal,
    the Great Jahy found herself...
[03:57] Nar
    in the human realm,
    in the body of a little girl.
[04:01] shirt
    Restore
    the
    Dark
    Realm
[04:01] Jah
    I need to gather up mana crystals
    and restore the Dark Realm forthwith!
[04:16] Jah
    I blame this blasted form!
[04:19] Jah
    Thanks to it, I've been subjected
    to most despicable treatment!
[04:24] Jah
    I'm going to gather every shard
    of the shattered mana crystal
[04:28] Bag
    Sprouts
[04:28] Jah
    and regain my own overwhelming power!
[04:35] Jah
    So salt? Or mayonnaise?
[04:40] Jah
    You know what? Today we're going to be fancy!
[04:48] Jah
    It's time.
[04:50] Jah
    The time has finally come...
[04:54] Nar
    The Great Jahy has not completely
    lost all her magic powers.
[04:58] Nar
    With the small mana crystal
    still in her possession,
[05:02] Nar
    she can temporarily return
    to her previous form.
[05:06] Jah
    Indeed, it's time to do my worst.
[05:12] Jah
    Welcome!
[05:17] Guy
    Hey, missy, we'll take two draft beers too.
[05:19] Jah
    "Missy"?!
[05:21] Jah
    How dare you address me that way!
[05:22] Jah
    Do you know who I am?!
[05:25] Jah
    Two draft beers.
[05:28] Jah
    I am the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[05:32] Girl
    I'm so glad I found some good help.
[05:35] Girl
    She's such a hard worker.
[05:38] Jah
    I don't care to be wasting my
    precious power on stuff like this,
[05:43] Jah
    but I must cover my living expenses!
[05:45] Guy
    Missy, we need another round, too!
[05:47] Jah
    C-Coming!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[05:49] Guy
    Can you take my order?
[05:50] jah
    Coming!
[05:52] wom
    Is my yakitori ready?
[05:54] Jah
    Coming!
[05:59] Jah
    What in blazes am I doing?!
[06:01] Jah
    Living expenses?
[06:02] Jah
    What about gathering mana crystals
[06:03] Jah
    and restoring the Dark Realm?!
[06:07] Jah
    I don't have time for this...
[06:09] Jah
    Still, I need money to live.
[06:14] Jah
    Everyone served me in the Dark Realm,
[06:18] Jah
    so why must I serve humans in this one?
[06:21] Jah
    And what kind of cruel world is this
    that you cannot survive without money?
[06:27] Wom
    Good job tonight, Hy-chan.
[06:30] jah
    "Hy-chan"?!
[06:32] Jah
    A-Are you talking about me?
[06:35] Wom
    Yup! You're Jahy-chan,
    so "Hy-chan" for short.
[06:39] jah
    You dare infantilize my name?!
[06:41] jah
    This woman!
[06:42] jah
    If you didn't own this establishment,
    I'd tear you to shreds!
[06:45] Wom
    Goodness, that won't do, Hy-chan.
[06:50] Wom
    You need to smile.
[06:53] Wom
    See? Smile, smile!
[06:56] jah
    A feared woman in the Dark Realm
    such as myself
[06:59] jah
    would never grace humans with my smile!
[07:02] Wom
    It's important to put on
     a friendly face for the guests.
[07:05] Wom
    You looked so scary just now, Hy-chan.
[07:08] jah
    And whose fault was that?!
[07:15] jah
    Like... Like this?
[07:18] Wom
    Still a little awkward,
    but you're doing great!
[07:22] Wom
    What a good girl!
[07:23] Wom
    That's my Hy-chan!
[07:25] Wom
    Not long till closing time,
     so hang in there.
[07:29] jah
    The humiliation!
[07:31] jah
    That on top of ordering me to smile!
[07:35] jah
    I'll have you know I'm ages older than you!
[07:40] Guy
    Two drafts beers, please!
[07:42] Jah
    Coming!
[07:45] Wom
    Excuse me! Could we get some plates?
[07:48] Jah
    Right away!
[07:51] Man
    Check, please!
[07:54] Jah
    I'll be right with you!
[08:00] Jah
    Thank you for coming!
[08:02] guy
    I like your style, missy.
[08:05] guy
    Wanna come work at my place?
[08:06] Jah
    Just keep talking.
[08:08] Jah
    As soon as I've secured enough capital,
[08:10] Jah
    you'll be as significant
    as the dirt under my feet.
[08:14] Jah
    Curses. One cannot survive
    on bean sprouts alone.
[08:17] Jah
    I should've nibbled a potato or something.
[08:24] Jah
    Er... I'm taking a break...
[08:32] Jah
    The power drain is higher than normal too.
[08:35] Jah
    Please, just let me make
    it until I get home...
[08:44] Jah
    I didn't make it!
[08:47] Jah
    This is bad!
[08:48] Jah
    I can't let the boss see me like this!
[08:51] Boss
    You deceived me!
[08:53] Boss
    You cheat! You fraud!
[08:54] Boss
    You villain!
[08:55] Boss
    You're fired!
[08:57] Jah
    I can't have that!
[08:59] Jah
    If I can't work, I can't live...
    let alone gather mana crystals!
[09:03] Jah
    Please, mana crystal!
[09:05] Boss
    Are you okay, Hy-chan?
[09:12] Jah
    It's all over!
[09:16] Boos
    Hy-chan?
[09:17] ---
    Goodness!
[09:19] Boos
    You're so little!
[09:22] Jah
    I suppose the cat's out of the bag now.
[09:25] Jah
    I am Jahy,
[09:27] Jah
    the Dark Lord's right hand
[09:30] Jah
    and the second most powerful
    being in the Dark Realm!
[09:32] Jah
    I'm not like you human peons.
[09:35] Jah
    I spread calamity and
     misfortune wherever I go!
[09:39] Jah
    The hellfires of the Dark Realm
     burn like no other!
[09:42] Jah
    Shall I toss the likes of you into them?!
[09:49] Boss
    I'm so proud of you, Hy-chan!
[09:50] Boss
    You were so terrified of the burner before!
[09:55] Boss
    But you can handle the fires
     of the Dark Realm!
[09:58] Jah
    Silence!
[10:01] Jah
    I don't expect a mere human
    to be able to comprehend my power.
[10:08] Boss
    You're right.
[10:09] Boss
    I'm sure I can't even begin to imagine
    the suffering you've been through.
[10:13] Jah
    That's not what I meant!
[10:16] Jah
    Something's amiss.
[10:17] Jah
    Why doesn't this human tremble?
    Why isn't she stricken with fear?
[10:20] Jah
    It's not supposed to be like this.
[10:23] Jah
    So be it, then...
[10:25] Jah
    I should've done this from the start.
[10:30] Jah
    I'll have you disappear now!
[10:32] Jah
    And starting tomorrow,
    I shall be the new boss!
[10:49] Boss
    You've had it rough, huh?
[10:51] Boss
    You're always trying so hard.
[10:54] Boss
    You've done a great job.
[10:57] Boss
    If you ever have trouble,
    come talk to me anytime.
[11:01] Boss
    Being so small must mean
     all kinds of difficulty.
[11:08] Boss
    Oh, that reminds me...
[11:11] txt
    Pay
[11:12] Boss
    Here you go. For this month.
[11:19] Jah
    Damn it.
[11:20] Jah
    I need to gather mana crystals already
    and quit this dump as soon as possible!
[11:24] Jah
    Huh?
[11:25] Jah
    Isn't this more than usual?
[11:29] Boss
    You've just been working so hard.
[11:32] Boss
    I raised your hourly rate by 80 yen.
[11:34] Boss
    Buy yourself something
     nice and tasty, you hear?
[11:38] Boss
    You can also call it a night for today.
[11:40] Boss
    Wait one second though.
[11:45] Boss
    Here's some food for you.
[11:47] Boss
    Take it home to enjoy.
[11:50] Boss
    Will you be okay?
[11:52] Boss
    Can you make it home by yourself?
[11:54] Jah
    Yes.
[12:04] Jah
    I shan't be broken.
[12:06] Jah
    I will not let this break me!
[12:09] Jah
    That stupid cow!
[12:11] Jah
    Just because she gave me an 80-yen raise...
[12:13] Jah
    Just because I get to eat meat now...
[12:22] Jah
    It's been so long since I had meat.
[12:24] Jah
    It's super delicious.
[12:27] Jah
    Wait, what cause for celebration is there?!
[12:33] Jah
    I need to get my powers back!
[12:35] Jah
    I need to collect mana crystals
    and restore the Dark Realm without delay!
[12:50] land
    The jig's up!
[12:54] land
    Gimme my money!
[12:55] Jah
    Never!
[12:57] Jah
    You come around, month after month...
[13:00] Jah
    You're dogged, landlord!
[13:01] land
    Well, duh. I'm going round collecting rent.
[13:05] land
    You're the one who keeps refusing
    to pay month after month!
[13:08] land
    Give it a rest already.
[13:10] Jah
    It's preposterous that I,
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command,
[13:13] Jah
    should pay money to some dumb human girl!
[13:15] land
    You could be the second idiot
    of the Dark Realm for all I care.
[13:18] land
    That doesn't fly here!
[13:22] Jah
    Damn it!
[13:22] Jah
    She's got some cheek!
[13:24] Jah
    The boss and this girl...
    These two sisters are always slighting me!
[13:30] land
    If it wasn't for my sis asking a favor,
[13:32] land
    I'd never let such a shady
    character stay here!
[13:34] land
    You should be grateful.
[13:36] Jah
    I don't recall asking for this!
[13:38] Jah
    Who would ever voluntarily
    live in such a dump?!
[13:40] Jah
    It's not worth the rent.
[13:43] land
    Then get out.
[13:46] Jah
    No!
[13:47] Jah
    I don't want to live in a cardboard
    house by the river anymore!
[13:51] land
    Then pay up.
[13:53] Jah
    Never.
[13:54] Jah
    Fine, I get it! I'll pay! I'll pay!
[13:58] Jah
    What should I do?
[14:00] Jah
    How do I get by without paying rent?
[14:03] Nar
    The Great Jahy was beyond shameless.
[14:06] Jah
    O-Okay, I'll pay you the day after tomorrow.
[14:09] land
    No way.
[14:10] land
    You said that last month and then ran.
[14:13] Jah
    Then how about tomorrow?
[14:15] land
    Nope.
[14:18] Jah
    I can't pay today...
[14:21] Jah
    I'll pay! Today!
[14:23] Jah
    I'll pay right now!
[14:24] Jah
    I don't want to have to wash
    my face in the river again!
[14:27] Jah
    I can't take sleeping outside anymore!
[14:29] Jah
    I was wrong!
[14:32] Jah
    Damnation! Why is this happening to me?!
[14:35] Jah
    I did the lording in the Dark Realm,
[14:37] Jah
    and now I'm the one being lorded over...
[14:40] land
    Hurry it up.
[14:42] Jah
    I didn't want to resort to this,
    but I'm out of options.
[14:46] Jah
    I haven't eaten for two
    days now and if I pay rent,
[14:49] Jah
    So give up and piss off already!
[14:50] Jah
    I won't be able to eat again today...
[14:53] Jah
    At this rate, I'll shrivel up
     and die of starvation.
[15:01] Jah
    What?!
[15:03] Jah
    Here I am playing vulnerable for you...
[15:06] Jah
    What's with that attitude?!
[15:10] land
    That's what I'd like to ask you!
[15:13] land
    I know you got paid yesterday!
[15:17] land
    Give up and pay me already!
[15:19] Jah
    Never! Never! Never!
[15:23] land
    You little pain in the ass...
[15:25] land
    And damn you for taking
     this mess of trouble in, Sis!
[15:30] Jah
    Curses! How do I get out of this?
[15:33] Jah
    There must be a way.
[15:34] Jah
    Think... Think!
[15:38] Jah
    Boss? Boss, is that you?!
[15:40] Jah
    Save me!
[15:41] land
    S-Sis?!
[15:42] land
    Wait, it's not what it looks like!
[15:44] land
    She just refuses to pay her rent and...
[15:52] Jah
    Serves you right, buffoon!
[15:59] Jah
    I've made a clean getaway.
[16:06] land
    Quit yelling! You're disturbing
    the whole neighborhood!
[16:10] Jah
    You're yelling, too!
[16:12] land
    Shut up! Pay your rent!
[16:14] Jah
    Never! You flat-chested freak!
[16:17] Jah
    You think you'll ever see money out of me?!
[16:25] boss
    What are you two doing downtown?
[16:31] boss
    This just won't do, you two!
[16:33] boss
    Ryou-chan, you're her landlord.
[16:35] boss
    You need to be nice to Hy-chan.
[16:37] land
    What?
[16:38] land
    Clearly Ja-ko is at fault
    for not paying up!
[16:41] boss
    Hy-chan, what would you do
    if you didn't get your pay?
[16:44] Jah
    I'd burn you alive.
[16:46] boss
    Then go on and pay her, all right?
[16:54] boss
    There! Now you're friends again.
[16:56] land
    We never were friends!
[16:56] Jah
    What?!
[16:59] boss
    All right, all right.
[17:00] land
    See, you got me in trouble!
[17:03] Jah
    What? That was all your fault!
[17:08] Jah
    You may have cheated me
    out of my money this time,
[17:12] Jah
    but I am definitely not paying next month!
[17:15] land
    Just pay!
[17:17] Nar
    Thus the curtains drew on this battle...
[17:21] Nar
    for another month, at least.
[17:25] Jah
    It's not here...
[17:27] Jah
    Or here!
[17:29] Jah
    Or here!
[17:31] Jah
    My only mana crystal isn't here!
[17:35] Jah
    This is most serious.
[17:37] Jah
    If a human were to get a hold
     of my mana crystal,
[17:40] Jah
    it would wreak disaster
    that not even I couldn't contain.
[17:46] Jah
    In the worst case,
    it might even destroy the human world!
[17:50] Jah
    And I can't show up at work like this!
[17:56] Jah
    But if it's not here... maybe it's there?
[18:03] boss
    It's rare to see you here on your day off.
[18:07] boss
    As little Hy-chan, at that!
[18:09] Jah
    I'm only here to look for something!
[18:11] boss
    You're looking for something?
[18:13] Jah
    Yes.
[18:14] Jah
    A red stone about this big.
[18:16] Jah
    I need to find it at all costs.
[18:18] Jah
    I don't want any help from humans...
[18:21] Jah
    But this is an emergency.
[18:24] Jah
    Help me find it...
[18:26] Jah
    Please.
[18:27] boss
    Oh, I figured this was yours.
[18:31] boss
    I even put it on to make sure
     I didn't forget.
[18:34] Jah
    My mana crystal!
[18:38] boss
    Here you go.
[18:46] Jah
    Boss...
[18:47] Jah
    How long were you wearing this?
[18:49] boss
    Well, I found it after your shift last night.
[18:55] boss
    So since yesterday, I guess?
[18:57] Jah
    You've been wearing this for an entire day?
[19:00] boss
    Yes.
[19:03] Jah
    Mana crystals bestow power
    from the Dark Realm...
[19:07] Jah
    In human hands, they call forth
    all manner of misfortune.
[19:10] Jah
    If you wore it for a day,
[19:12] Jah
    the effects must have been quite pronounced.
[19:14] boss
    O-Oh, no...
[19:17] Jah
    I knew it. I was too late...
[19:19] boss
    So it's the mana crystal's
    fault that my shoulders
[19:22] boss
    have been really sore since yesterday?
[19:24] Jah
    What? Are you stupid?
[19:25] Jah
    Obviously these sacks of fat
    on your chest are to blame for that!
[19:28] Jah
    Do not ascribe such petty
    misfortune to my mana crystal!
[19:31] boss
    Gosh...
[19:33] Jah
    That's not even the kind of
    misfortune I'm talking about!
[19:35] Jah
    Something much worse must have happened!
[19:38] Jah
    Like your whole house burned down,
    or you were hit with some mysterious illness!
[19:42] boss
    You don't mean...
[19:44] boss
    It was the mana crystal's fault
    that I had such a hard time
[19:47] boss
    finding the remote control yesterday?!
[19:48] Jah
    Your misfortunes are minuscule!
[19:51] boss
    Even after I found it, it just barely worked.
[19:53] boss
    Was that the mana crystal?
[19:54] Jah
    You'll have to do better!
[19:56] boss
    What about my split ends?
[19:57] Jah
    Stop saying every little thing
    was the mana crystal's fault!
[20:01] Jah
    Was there nothing?!
[20:02] Jah
    Did any volcanoes erupt? Continents split?
    Were thousands of lives not put in danger?!
[20:06] boss
    Hmm....
[20:09] Jah
    Nothing?
[20:12] Jah
    Are you kidding me?
[20:14] Jah
    Is my mana crystal really so weak?
[20:18] boss
    I'm sorry.
[20:19] boss
    I wondered if it was yours,
    but I had no idea it was so important.
[20:24] Jah
    Well, it is!
[20:26] Jah
    This mana crystal is my last
    connection to the Dark Realm.
[20:29] Jah
    Besides,
[20:33] Jah
    without this stone, I can't even
    return to my original form.
[20:38] Jah
    Do you understand its importance now?!
[20:40] boss
    If it's that important to you,
    you need to take better care of it!
[20:44] Jah
    Huh?
[20:45] boss
    Do you know where I found that necklace?
[20:48] boss
    Under a chair in the staff room!
[20:51] Jah
    Oh, yeah...
[20:53] Jah
    When my powers ran out
    and I got food to take home...
[20:58] boss
    You were lucky you dropped it here.
[21:01] Jah
    But... B-But...
[21:03] boss
    No ifs, ands, or buts!
[21:08] boss
    Here. Turn around and I'll put it on for you.
[21:13] boss
    You can wear it while you work if you want.
[21:16] boss
    Just keep it tucked inside your shirt
    and make sure you don't drop it.
[21:19] boss
    No more losing it.
[21:21] boss
    You hear?
[21:22] Jah
    Yes.
[21:24] Jah
    Thank y...
[21:27] Jah
    I'm not thanking you!
[21:29] Jah
    I'll let you off easy today!
[21:31] Jah
    But mark my words! Terrible misfortune
     will befall you sooner or later!
[21:36] Jah
    You had best prepare yourself!
[21:38] Jah
    Don't forget to lock up!
[21:41] boss
    In truth...
[21:43] (Flashback) boss
    This is this Hy-chan's, isn't it?
[21:50] (Flashback) boss
    Transform!
[21:52] boss
    My sister happened to see me right then.
[21:55] (Flashback) land
    The hell are you doing?
[21:58] boss
    To make matters worse,
    I hit my knee really hard.
[22:01] boss
    Was it the curse of the
    mana crystal... I wonder?
[22:05] boss
    It was too embarrassing to tell her though.
[22:09] Jah
    I'm so glad...
[22:12] Jah
    I'm so glad I found it.
[22:15] Jah
    I haven't been this happy in ages!
[22:18] Nar
    The Great Jahy reveled in her happiness,
[22:20] Nar
    but it wouldn't take long to realize
     she was right back at square one.
[22:22] Nar
    She was not a single step closer
    to restoring the Dark Realm.
[22:29] Jah
    Wait, what am I so happy about?!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    Druj Asks No Questions!

Season 1

E2 - Druj Asks No Questions!

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[00:09] nar
    The Dark Realm's second-in-command,
     the Great Jahy,
[00:12] nar
    lorded over all the dark land of the realm.
[00:15] nar
    She even ruled the Dark Palace as her own.
[00:19] nar
    She lived lavishly,
[00:21] nar
    and all the Dark Realm
    admired and envied her for it.
[00:34] jah
    Ugh, so hot...
[00:37] txt
    Restore
    the
    Dark
    Realm
[00:37] jah
    What's with this heat?
[00:40] jah
    It might actually kill me...
[00:48] jah
    Lukewarm. Gross.
[00:51] jah
    Today is the day I find a mana crystal!
[00:54] jah
    Then I'll be done with living this way!
[00:56] txt
    Station Supermarket
[00:56] txt
    Today only! Super sale!
[00:56] txt
    1/4 Amberjack 1,380 yen
[00:56] txt
    Edamame 78 yen a bag
[00:56] txt
    Sliced Australian Beef
    111 yen/100 grams
[00:56] txt
    Gunma Eggplant 98 yen per
[00:56] txt
    Shiitake 89 yen a pack
[01:00] jah
    It's not like I spend all my time
     in the human realm just being poor...
[01:05] jah
    Between shifts at work, I've been scouring
    every nook and cranny of this city!
[01:13] jah
    According to my mana crystal's reaction,
[01:15] jah
    there's a much larger sample
    somewhere in town.
[01:19] jah
    Wait for me, my mana crystal!
[01:38] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:39] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:40] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:40] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:41] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:42] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:54] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 2
    
    Druj Asks No Questions!
[03:02] jah
    This pebble is two million yen?!
[03:05] jah
    What kind of business is this?
[03:07] jah
    How many hours would I have to work for that?
[03:10] jah
    Even if I saved all my money
    by not paying rent, that'd be...
[03:15] jah
    Oh, well.
[03:17] jah
    It's not like anybody would ever buy this.
[03:20] jah
    Wait? It sold?!
[03:29] dru
    O Great Jahy?
[03:31] dru
    That's you... isn't it, Your Greatness?
[03:34] jah
    Y-Yes.
[03:37] dru
    It has been too long!
[03:40] dru
    It is I, Druj!
[03:42] jah
    Druj?
[03:47] jah
    Druj...
[03:48] jah
    Oh, that Druj?!
[03:51] (Flashback) jah
    I can try this new weapon out on you, right?
[03:56] (Flashback) druj
    It would be my pleasure!
[03:59] (Flashback) jah
    I'm tired. Be a chair for me.
[04:01] (Flashback) druj
    O-Of course!
[04:03] (Flashback) druj
    Oh, Your Greatness,
    you're so heavy with nobility!
[04:07] (Flashback) jah
    You want some, too?
[04:12] (Flashback) dru
    Your cruelty is just so...
     I can't get enough!
[04:17] dru
    In the months since the Dark Realm fell,
[04:19] dru
    I've had no idea where anyone was.
    I've been quite worried.
[04:24] dru
    I'm so elated to see
    you're all right, Your Greatness!
[04:27] jah
    I'm also pleased to see you well, Druj.
[04:29] jah
    But... what's with your appearance?
[04:33] dru
    You mean this?
[04:34] dru
    If I dressed as I did in the Dark Realm,
     I would stand out too much.
[04:38] dru
    I also go by Dojima here for that reason.
[04:43] jah
    Standing out? I never
    even thought about that...
[04:48] dru
    Incidentally, Your Greatness,
[04:50] dru
    why do you look like that?
[04:52] jah
    Huh?
[04:53] dru
    Our enemy shattered the mana crystal
    and brought ruin to the Dark Realm,
[04:57] dru
    but even a peon like me
    was able to gather a few shards.
[05:01] dru
    I can't imagine someone of your standing
[05:03] dru
    would be so enfeebled by
    the mere loss of the mana crystal.
[05:07] txt
    ENFEEBLED
[05:08] txt
    ENFEEBLED
[05:09] txt
    ENFEEBLED
[05:11] dru
    O-Oh, I don't mean to say that your
    current form is anything but lovely!
[05:15] dru
    I'm sure there was some reason
     you chose to look this way!
[05:21] jah
    You don't even understand
    why I took this form, Druj?
[05:24] jah
    You really are an oaf of an idiot!
[05:27] dru
    I am so sorry, O Great Jahy!
[05:30] dru
    Now, whatever might your plan be?
[05:32] dru
    Please enlighten this idiot!
[05:34] jah
    The insolence! Think for yourself!
[05:37] jah
    I'm cute like this...
[05:39] jah
    The rest should be obvious.
[05:41] dru
    Could it be?!
[05:42] dru
    You've deliberately taken
    the form of a scrawny little girl
[05:46] dru
    to manipulate the sympathetic
     hearts of foolish humans?
[05:50] jah
    S-Scrawny little girl...?
[05:51] dru
    You're incredible, Your Greatness!
[05:53] dru
    A peon like me could never have
    conceived such a high-brow plan!
[05:57] jah
    Th-That's right...
[05:59] jah
    Except you conceived it just now.
[06:01] dru
    I am completely and utterly beneath you!
[06:05] ---
    Druj...
[06:07] wom
    Oh, miss?
[06:08] wom
    The gem you wanted...
[06:11] dru
    Ah, yes. Could you please have
    it delivered here later?
[06:15] wom
    Certainly.
[06:19] dru
    I'm so glad we ran into
     each other, Your Greatness.
[06:22] dru
    How about some tea?
[06:25] man
    Welcome. Party of two?
[06:31] jah
    What is this quiet place?
[06:34] jah
    It's so different from where I work.
[06:40] dru
    I quite like it here.
[06:42] jah
    Huh.
[06:44] wom
    Welcome. Here are your menus.
SIGN    Original Blend Organic Blend Espresso Blue Mountain
[06:50] jah
    Highway robbery!
[06:52] dru
    I'll have the thunderbolt Darjeeling
[06:55] dru
    and the mascarpone brûlée
    with a side of espresso gelato.
[06:59] jah
    Wha?
[07:00] dru
    And what would you like?
[07:04] jah
    I'll have... a water.
[07:08] both
    Water?!
[07:09] dru
    I-Is there nothing to your tastes?
[07:12] jah
    I can't order a drink that costs
    as much as week's worth of food!
[07:17] jah
    You call yourself my underling
    and you don't even understand that?
[07:20] jah
    I was so revered in the Dark Realm
    that all knew me.
[07:24] jah
    So when you're this famous...
[07:26] dru
    Don't tell me...
[07:27] dru
    A woman of your influence has enemies
[07:30] dru
    who may yet be seeking their opportunity
[07:33] dru
    to take you down here
    if you're not careful.
[07:36] dru
    So you would never dare
    eat food that might be poisoned.
[07:40] dru
    That's what you mean, right?
[07:42] jah
    Huh? Uh...
[07:43] jah
    Q-Quite right! Good job picking up on that.
[07:46] dru
    Ah, what a fool I am!
[07:50] dru
    How could I not realize
     something so obvious?!
[07:54] jah
    Beats me.
[07:55] jah
    It was all your idea.
[07:58] wom
    Here you are.
[08:01] wom
    That looks so good...
[08:04] dru
    With your permission, I shall dine now.
[08:07] jah
    S-Sure.
[08:17] dru
    Would you like a bite as well?
[08:20] dru
    I have tested it for poison, so it's safe.
[08:28] dru
    Oh, but there was that time...
[08:31] (Flashback) jah
    I'd never eat anything you touched, scum.
[08:35] (Flashback) jah
    Never offer me anything again.
[08:38] (Flashback) dru
    Your Greatness...
[08:39] (Flashback) dru
    M-May I have seconds?!
[08:42] dru
    That's what you told me.
[08:44] jah
    Stupid me!
[08:46] dru
    I'm terribly sorry.
[08:51] dru
    My apologies for eating without you.
[08:56] dru
    Still, I never dreamed that I'd be
     reunited with you in this world.
[09:01] jah
    Yeah...
[09:04] jah
    What were you doing at that store?
[09:06] jah
    Were you buying a mana crystal?
[09:09] dru
    Goodness no.
[09:10] jah
    Figures.
[09:11] jah
    Can't just throw around money like that.
[09:13] dru
    Stores run by mere humans
    would never sell mana crystals.
[09:18] jah
    Really?
[09:20] jah
    I-I was just testing you!
[09:22] dru
    Of course.
[09:25] dru
    By the way, where are you
    living now, Your Greatness?
[09:28] dru
    I'll drop you off.
[09:30] jah
    Ack!
[09:32] jah
    Oh, no! If she seems that shitty apartment,
[09:35] jah
    even stupid Druj will figure it out!
[09:39] jah
    How pathetically I'm living now...
[09:43] jah
    How low I've sunken after
    losing the mana crystal...
[09:46] jah
    All in that tiny apartment...
[09:51] jah
    Here is fine.
[09:57] dru
    Your Greatness?
[09:59] jah
    It's not for you to know yet.
[10:01] jah
    Druj, I am to restore the Dark Realm.
[10:05] jah
    I cannot reveal my main base
     of operations this soon.
[10:11] jah
    We shall meet again one day.
[10:16] dru
    Yes!
[10:21] dru
    I still have so much to learn...
[10:30] jah
    I should have at least asked for
    the location of a mana crystal.
[10:37] nar
    The Great Jahy was proud.
[10:44] nar
    Mana crystals...
[10:45] nar
    For demons, they are power itself.
[10:48] nar
    Those who hold them control the Dark Realm.
[10:52] nar
    All lust after a piece of them.
[11:01] jah
    Ah, there's no mistaking this reaction!
[11:04] jah
    There must be a large chunk
    of mana crystal here!
[11:09] jah
    That's tall!
[11:10] jah
    Quite a step up from
     my personal hole in the wall.
[11:14] jah
    Never mind that.
[11:15] jah
    It matters not the place.
[11:16] jah
    I will make this mana crystal mine!
[11:25] jah
    Just you wait!
[11:26] dru
    Your Greatness...?
[11:28] dru
    It is you!
[11:29] jah
    Druj?!
[11:30] jah
    I-Indeed, we meet again.
[11:33] jah
    Don't tell me Druj is also here
    for the mana crystal...
[11:37] jah
    The impudence of this wannabe!
[11:43] jah
    What's up?
[11:44] jah
    You need something?
[11:46] dru
    Oh, you! Surely you came here
     knowing what this place is.
[11:51] jah
    O-Of course I did.
[11:52] jah
    I found it first—
[11:53] dur
    I'm impressed you found where I live!
    Just incredible!
[11:57] dur
    Please, do come in.
[11:59] jah
    N-No, I...
[12:01] dru
    I just had some ice cream delivered.
[12:04] jah
    I'll take some.
[12:06] dru
    Please make yourself comfortable.
[12:12] jah
    That's nice.
[12:14] dru
    Compared to your abode,
    I'm sure mine is small and shabby...
[12:20] jah
    Y-You could say that!
[12:21] jah
    Damn that Druj, living better than me!
[12:25] jah
    Oh, this feeling...
[12:28] jah
    It's like being back in the Dark Realm.
[12:34] jah
    I suppose your accommodations
     are satisfactory.
[12:38] jah
    The buildings around here
    are also fair enough.
[12:40] dur
    Here you go.
[12:42] dur
    This is a high-class residential area.
[12:45] jah
    Is that so?
[12:47] dru
    It's obviously nothing
    compared to the Dark Palace,
[12:50] dru
    but the view isn't terrible.
[12:56] jah
    Automatic?!
[13:03] jah
    Not a bad view.
[13:06] dru
    If you look over there, that building
    reminds me of the Dark Realm.
[13:10] dru
    It's like the kennel for the hellhounds.
[13:13] jah
    That's where I live!
[13:15] jah
    Damn you, Druj!
[13:16] jah
    This is humiliating!
[13:19] jah
    That scared me!
[13:21] jah
    What is this thing?!
[13:23] dru
    You don't know?
[13:25] jah
    I mean... It must be your familiar, no?
[13:28] dru
    It's a cleaning robot...
[13:30] jah
    I-I know that!
[13:32] jah
    In the Dark Realm,
    the cleaning was done by familiars.
[13:35] jah
    So in essence, a cleaning
    robot is a familiar, too!
[13:38] dru
    Oh, that's certainly true!
[13:40] dru
    Do pardon me.
[13:42] dru
    If I may say, this world's home
    electronics are actually quite useful.
[13:47] dru
    They automatically clean,
[13:49] dru
    do the dishes,
[13:51] dru
    and make food.
[13:54] jah
    I let her talk and she rattles off one
    expensive-sounding thing after the other!
[13:59] jah
    I've had enough!
[14:01] jah
    You disappoint me, Druj!
[14:03] jah
    We hail from the Dark Realm!
[14:05] jah
    Taking such delight in human
    inventions is inexcusable!
[14:09] jah
    Where is the Druj who loved
    and served the Dark Realm?!
[14:13] jah
    I am saddened!
[14:14] txt
    S H O C K
[14:19] dru
    Y-You are precisely right...
[14:20] jah
    Indeed.
[14:23] jah
    That's...
[14:25] jah
    Mana crystals!
[14:27] jah
    And quite a load of them!
[14:30] jah
    Druj is down.
[14:32] jah
    This might be my chance!
[14:36] jah
    Your mana crystals are mine!
[14:40] jah
    You still have lots to learn, Druj!
[14:42] jah
    This is what you get for relying
    so much on the tools of man.
[14:51] jah
    Huh?
[14:55] jah
    Wh-What is this?
[14:56] jah
    Scary!
[14:56] jah
    I'm scared!
[15:03] dru
    You are just incredible, Your Greatness!
[15:05] dru
    You put yourself at risk
[15:08] dru
    just to demonstrate the shortcomings
     of my mana crystal anti-theft system!
[15:12] dru
    These human-designed systems
    just aren't enough!
[15:16] dru
    They're worthless if they don't detect
    when the crystal is about to be stolen!
[15:21] dru
    You sacrificed yourself
    just to show me that!
[15:24] dru
    Thank you so much!
[15:36] (Flashback) dru
    Please accept this as thanks.
[15:41] jah
    Gimme something I can eat!
[15:44] jah
    Damn you, Druj!
[15:46] nar
    That day, the Great Jahy shed
     a great many tears.
[15:51] nar
    She then decided...
[15:58] jah
    Today is the day I get a mana crystal!
[16:01] jah
    I'm sure of it. There's a
    mana crystal on this mountain.
[16:04] jah
    I've been detecting a large
    chunk for a few days now.
[16:08] jah
    If I gather a mana crystal that size,
[16:10] jah
    even reviving the Dark Lord
    might be within my grasp.
[16:16] jah
    This is the first time I've ventured into
    the mountains of the human realm.
[16:20] jah
    But I'm totally prepared! It's perfect!
[16:28] jah
    The summit is that way.
[16:30] jah
    I am currently around here.
[16:38] jah
    I see, I see...
[17:04] jah
    What?
[17:05] nar
    The Great Jahy was incredibly lost.
[17:09] jah
    No reason to panic!
[17:11] jah
    This deep in the woods,
[17:12] jah
    there's no fear of Druj or anyone
    else beating me to the mana crystal.
[17:17] jah
    Besides, no matter how lost I get,
    I have my mana crystal.
[17:21] jah
    With this, I can always find my way
    to the mana crystal I'm looking for!
[17:29] jah
    H-H-Hold it!
[17:31] jah
    That's my mana crystal!
[17:43] jah
    Let's calm down and assess the situation.
[17:46] jah
    I came to this mountain chasing
    after a mana crystal reaction.
[17:50] jah
    Then my one and only way of finding it,
[17:52] jah
    my own mana crystal, was stolen by a crow.
[17:55] jah
    Is this the end?!
[17:58] jah
    No, that crow from before
    couldn't have gotten far.
[18:03] jah
    Besides, I know that there's another
    mana crystal somewhere on this mountain.
[18:08] jah
    I need to get mine back no matter what!
[18:16] jah
    All the food I brought is gone.
[18:19] jah
    I'm out of tea, too.
[18:24] jah
    I'm hungry.
[18:26] jah
    And it's getting cold.
[18:28] jah
    Maybe I shouldn't stay here.
[18:35] jah
    I need to get off the mountain and repl—
[18:56] jah
    It's the end of the road for the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm...
[19:00] jah
    I've got a twisted ankle.
    I'm too cold to move.
[19:04] jah
    I've got no food and no mana crystal...
[19:08] jah
    And no one to save me.
[19:23] jah
    Did you fall from your nest?
[19:25] jah
    You're just like me.
[19:28] jah
    Fallen, fragile, and fated to die...
[19:43] jah
    I won't let you die...
[19:45] jah
    I won't let you die!
[19:47] jah
    I shall save you!
[19:52] jah
    Hey, stop flapping around.
[20:00] jah
    Just a bit more.
[20:04] jah
    We made it!
[20:08] jah
    Huh? That's my mana crystal!
[20:11] jah
    And one more!
[20:13] jah
    I did it!
[20:23] jah
    This can't...
[20:25] jah
    Damn it!
[20:27] land
    What are you doing?
[20:30] jah
    Landlord?
[20:31] jah
    What are you doing all the way out here?
[20:34] lan
    All the way out here?
[20:36] lan
    This hill is right behind the apartment.
[20:40] lan
    What're you doing sopping wet
    and hanging from a tree?
[20:43] jah
    Shut up!
[20:44] jah
    Hurry up and get me down!
[20:46] lan
    "Get me down, please."
[20:50] lan
    You're covered in mud.
[20:52] jah
    Shut up, shut up! Shut up!
[20:56] jah
    Damn it...
[20:58] lan
    Sheesh.
[21:07] jah
    What?
[21:08] lan
    Got a hurt leg, don'tcha? I'll carry you.
[21:13] jah
    A human pitying me*?!
[21:16] jah
    And the landlord of all people!
[21:18] lan
    Hurry it up or I'll get soaked, too.
[21:36] lan
    Are you crying?
[21:37] jah
    I'm not cwying!
[21:39] jah
    Even if I owe you one,
     I'll never pay my rent!
[21:43] lan
    Just cough it up already.
[21:45] nar
    And so the Great Jahy managed*
    to collect her first mana crystal
[21:48] nar
    since coming to the human realm.
[21:51] nar
    While she was now one step closer
    to restoring the Dark Realm...
[21:54] jah
    The backpack and food I splurged on...
[21:59] jah
    I'll never go to the mountains again!
[22:01] nar
    ...it came at a great cost.
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    The Great Jahy Can't Brag...

Season 1

E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag

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[00:01] nar
    The Great Jahy is the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command,
[00:04] nar
    and she is most proud!
[00:06] dem
    O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[00:10] dru
    O Great Jahy!
[00:12] Nar
    Noble!
[00:14] Nar
    Beautiful!
[00:16] jah
    Hey, you.
[00:19] jah
    Where do you think you're looking?
[00:23] jah
    What? Is that defiance I see?
[00:26] Guy
    D-Defiance from me? Never!
[00:29] jah
    What? You dare talk back to me?
[00:33] Guy
    I-I beg your forgiveness, O Great Jahy!
[00:37] Guy
    Forgive me!
[00:45] Nar
    Feared across the Dark Realm,
    she is revered by all!
[00:49] Nar
    Or she* was*!
[00:51] jah
    Come on in!
[01:08] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:10] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:10] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:11] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:12] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:23] txt
    Craft Pub
    Maou.
[02:25] jah
    Thank you for waiting!
[02:27] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 3
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Brag...
[02:28] jah
    What's going on today?
[02:30] jah
    I feel more nimble than usual.
[02:42] jah
    Go on, revere and admire me.
[02:46] boss
    I've never seen a mana
    crystal this big before!
[02:49] jah
    Right?
[02:50] boss
    From now on, please allow me to call you
     Your Greatness instead of Hy-chan!
[02:57] boss
    Hy-chan?
[02:58] jah
    What's this? What happened
    to "Your Greatness"?
[03:00] boss
    That thing on your chest...
[03:02] jah
    Oh, this?
[03:03] jah
    It's no big deal, you know?
[03:05] jah
    I finally managed to get
     my hands on it myself...
[03:08] jah
    My first step to restoring the Dark Realm.
[03:12] boss
    It's dangerous because it just gets
    in the way. Please go drop it off at home.
[03:15] jah
    What?!
[03:17] jah
    You're right, b-but you've got it all wrong!
[03:20] jah
    My power comes from mana crystals.
[03:22] jah
    With one this big, I shan't return
    to that kiddie form again!
[03:27] jah
    How awesome is that?
[03:29] boss
    You don't say.
[03:30] jah
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[03:31] boss
    Woman!
[03:32] boss
    Do you not understand how incredible it is
[03:34] boss
    to have a mana crystal of this size?
[03:37] boss
    With... one this big...
[03:40] boss
    I can work until last call!
[03:42] boss
    Wow, really?
[03:44] boss
    Then maybe I'll ask you to tough
    it out until the end today.
[03:47] boss
    Just leave it to me.
[03:48] boss
    It'll be nothing!
[04:10] jah
    Huh?
[04:12] jah
    Why am I even working?
[04:14] jah
    Did I maintain this form so I could work?
[04:19] jah
    No... I didn't!
[04:21] jah
    I haven't been searching for
    mana crystals for
this*!
[04:24] jah
    It was so I could rebuild the Dark Realm!
[04:26] jah
    That's what all my hard work has been for!
[04:28] boss
    Having you around
     until last call was a big help.
[04:32] boss
    Your mana crystal really is something.
[04:36] jah
    It really is!
[04:38] jah
    I could do this in my sleep!
[04:40] jah
    In fact, I could even keep working!
[04:42] jah
    Right now, I could do anything!
[04:45] jah
    And it's all thanks to getting
     my hands on this giant mana crystal.
[04:48] boss
    Anything, really? Wow...
[04:51] boss
    Could you get that slimy gunk
     out of the drain?
[04:54] jah
    What?!
[04:55] boss
    I knew it. Not even a mana
    crystal could fix that.
[04:58] boss
    I just can't seem to get rid of it...
[05:04] jah
    There is nothing my mana crystal cannot do!
[05:07] boss
    Amazing! That pesky gunk is
    fading away before my eyes!
[05:11] boss
    Next, there's that grease on the stove hood.
[05:13] jah
    I got it!
[05:14] jah
    What do you think of my
    mana crystal's power now?!
[05:17] boss
    Just amazing!
[05:19] boss
    What about the cigarette smell?
[05:21] jah
    Consider it expunged!
[05:23] boss
    And the trays that are all sticky from beer?
[05:26] jah
    Fresh and clean!
[05:28] jah
    I'm not here to fix everything for you!
[05:29] jah
    Don't make me use my mana crystal
     for such trivial things!
[05:32] boss
    I'm sorry.
[05:34] boss
    We've just been so understaffed and
    I couldn't get any of this done.
[05:36] jah
    Hire more people! Hire more!
[05:39] jah
    All right, listen well.
[05:40] jah
    Mana crystals are my last
    remaining tie to the Dark Lord.
[05:46] jah
    My goal is to gather them up
    and restore the Dark Realm.
[05:51] jah
    They can do far more than maintain
    this form or clean the ventilator hood.
[05:57] jah
    They can be used to hurt people, too.
[06:00] jah
    You had best not anger me
    if you know what's good for you.
[06:05] jah
    Oh, no! I'm back in kiddie form!
[06:08] jah
    Are you telling me...
    its magic power ran out?
[06:12] jah
    Already? Even with a mana crystal this size?
[06:16] jah
    This is your fault!
[06:18] jah
    It's because you made me do
    all that pointless stuff!
[06:21] boss
    I'm very sorry, Hy-chan.
[06:23] boss
    But I love it when you're small.
     You're so adorable.
[06:27] jah
    How dare you?!
[06:29] boss
    I like you when you're big, too, of course.
[06:31] jah
    That's not the point!
[06:33] boss
    Oh, wait, you can't go home alone
    at this hour looking like that.
[06:38] boss
    I'll take you, okay?
[06:40] jah
    Do not treat me like a child!
[06:44] jah
    This sucks.
[06:45] jah
    She doesn't understand how amazing this*
    mana crystal is, or how magnificent I am!
[06:51] jah
    How depressing...
[06:53] jah
    Wait, there's her*!
[06:57] dru
    An invitation to tea from
    the Great Jahy is such an honor!
[07:01] dru
    And you even came to my place to get me!
[07:04] jah
    Yes, well, I was feeling generous.
[07:08] jah
    So, how have you been doing?
[07:10] jah
    How's the mana crystal
    collecting coming along?
[07:14] dru
    To be honest, it's not going so well...
[07:18] jah
    I see. Well, I suppose I
    could say I'm doing all right.
[07:24] dru
    Your Greatness, that mana crystal...
[07:26] jah
    Finally!
[07:27] dru
    It's so big and spectacular!
[07:29] dru
    I'd expect no less from you.
[07:32] jah
    This is it! This is what*
    I've been waiting for!
[07:36] dru
    One that large must hold
    a considerable amount of power.
[07:39] jah
    Yes, indeed.
[07:40] dru
    I didn't know there were
    still mana crystals so big!
[07:43] dru
    Attaining it must have been quite an ordeal.
[07:46] jah
    An ordeal? Please, you must be joking.
[07:49] jah
    As if such a thing would be difficult
    for the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:54] dru
    You're outstanding!
[07:56] jah
    It may have been an ordeal for you,
    but for me, it was child's play.
[08:01] dru
    All hail the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:04] dru
    Actually, now that the Dark Realm
     has been destroyed...
[08:07] dru
    I believe you must be the top dog!
[08:10] dru
    I am in such awe of you!
[08:12] jah
    Yes! She's saying everything I wanted to hear!
[08:16] jah
    This is the absolute best!
[08:19] dru
    By the way, where did you
    find that mana crystal?
[08:24] jah
    Well, you know... it was...
[08:27] jah
    I can't tell her I found it the hills nearby.
    That's so underwhelming.
[08:34] jah
    That day, I sensed a faint
    trace of magical power.
[08:37] jah
    It lead me to a deep forest far from here.
[08:40] dru
    Don't tell me!
[08:41] dru
    You mean the Sea of Trees,
    from which no man leaves alive?!
[08:46] jah
    The what? Where?
[08:47] jah
    Th-That was just the place!
    The Sea of Something-or-Other...
[08:51] jah
    In reality, it was just that
    practically barren little mountain.
[08:54] dru
    I knew it.
[08:56] dru
    I still haven't managed to set foot
     in those uncharted lands.
[09:00] jah
    There, I was attacked
    by a huge, monstrous bird,
[09:03] jah
    the likes of which you'd
    never see in the Dark Realm.
[09:05] dru
    I can't believe it!
[09:06] dru
    You braved such peril!
[09:11] jah
    Well, by "monstrous bird,"
    I really mean a crow.
[09:14] dru
    And here I was, carelessly and
    completely ignorant of all this...
[09:17] dru
    Bad Druj! Bad! Bad, bad, bad!
[09:20] jah
    Nevertheless, I...
[09:21] dru
    You defeated it?!
[09:27] dru
    How I would've loved to be there
    and behold your victory!
[09:32] dru
    I apologize.
[09:34] dru
    You needn't say a word.
     I understand perfectly.
[09:39] dru
    You must have killed it
    in such a gruesome manner
[09:41] dru
    that its remains were
    completely unrecognizable!
[09:44] dru
    Your imagination is what's gruesome.
[09:47] jah
    However, there wasn't just one of those birds!
[09:51] jah
    The beast had its loathsome brood with it.
[09:54] jah
    And I exterminated every last one of them!
[09:59] jah
    I will save you!
[10:02] dru
    How wonderfully brutal!
[10:04] dru
    That is how the the Great Jahy
     of the Dark Realm does it!
[10:07] dru
    How all demons should!
[10:09] dru
    I just can't stop tingling!
[10:12] jah
    I might have overshot on this one.
[10:15] dru
    If only I could have recorded you in action!
[10:18] dru
    You must have been a fearsome sight!
[10:22] jah
    I'd never let anyone record that!
[10:25] jah
    Well, anyway, when I inspected
    the bird's nest afterward,
[10:28] jah
    I found this huge mana crystal in it.
[10:32] dru
    Incredible!
[10:34] jah
    I exaggerated quite a bit,
[10:37] jah
    but it looks like Druj is
    plenty convinced, so whatever.
[10:41] dru
    I see. So that's just a small piece of it.
[10:44] dru
    The one you acquired
     must have been even larger.
[10:49] dru
    After all, it came from the nest of a bird
    bigger than any monster in the Dark Realm.
[10:53] dru
    Even a peon like me can tell
    it must be too large to haul around.
[10:58] jah
    Huh?
[10:59] dru
    We're that much closer to
    restoring the Dark Realm now!
[11:02] dru
    I knew you could do it, Your Greatness!
[11:04] jah
    Y-Yeah...
[11:05] jah
    This is the only haul I got...
[11:09] dru
    I'm a bit relieved now.
[11:12] dru
    When I saw that your form had
    changed here in the human world,
[11:16] dru
    I was a little worried that
     you may have changed inside, as well...
[11:24] dru
    But after hearing your story today,
[11:26] dru
    I'm sure now that the cruel, ruthless
    Great Jahy is alive and well.
[11:32] dru
    It's only affirmed for me...
[11:35] dru
    that you truly are a paragon
     for all the Dark Realm.
[11:38] txt
    PANG
[11:41] dru
    Compared to you, I haven't collected
    nearly enough mana crystals yet.
[11:46] jah
    Is that so? It seems to me
     that you're working hard.
[11:50] dru
    What a kind thing to say!
[11:53] jah
    Well, I wouldn't mind giving you some advice.
[11:56] dru
    Really?!
[11:57] dru
    I've collected so little compared
    to you, so it's embarrassing.
[12:03] dru
    I've only gathered
    a single truckload this month.
[12:06] jah
    A whole truckload?!
[12:08] dru
    At this rate, reviving the Dark Realm
    is but a dream within a dream!
[12:13] jah
    So you have more than the ones
     on display at your place?
[12:16] dru
    Oh, I like the look of those,
    so I use them as decorations.
[12:20] jah
    Decorations?!
[12:27] dru
    Y-Your Greatness?
[12:29] jah
    And here I was, rejoicing over
    this tiny, pathetic crystal...
[12:35] dru
    Your Greatness?!
[12:36] dru
    I-I'm so sorry!
[12:37] dru
    Because of my incompetence, I've only
    collected this puny amount of mana crystals.
[12:42] dru
    Your Greatness!
[12:43] dru
    Direct your wrath at me! Please! I need it!
[12:47] Sign
    Open
[12:50] jah
    Why am I even doing this?
[12:53] dru
    Your Greatness?
[13:00] dru
    May I ask what you are
    doing in a place like this?
[13:07] jah
    Druj?!
[13:08] jah
    Why is she here?!
[13:10] jah
    She's the one person
    who should never see this!
[13:14] jah
    I, the Great Jahy, overlord of all the
    Dark Realm, am now working for a human.
[13:20] jah
    She absolutely, positively cannot see this!
[13:23] dru
    Oh? I see you're wearing an apron today.
[13:27] dru
    Pub... Maou?
[13:31] dru
    Don't tell me...
[13:32] jah
    Indeed. This is my place.
[13:35] dru
    I knew it!
[13:37] dru
    So you're running a gastronomy business.
[13:39] jah
    Well, this is just a small part.
[13:42] jah
    Honestly, I wouldn't bother
    with such a rundown place,
[13:46] jah
    but it's all to gather information
    about mana crystals.
[13:51] jah
    Additionally, this is a way
    to take money from the humans.
[13:57] jah
    Ugh, I keep talking without thinking first!
[14:01] dru
    You are beyond compare, Your Greatness!
[14:03] dru
    You plan not only to lord over the
    Dark Realm, but the human world, as well!
[14:10] jah
    W-Well, something like that.
[14:12] jah
    I need to get her away from here posthaste.
[14:14] dru
    Your Greatness, please allow me to study
    the inner workings of this place!
[14:20] jah
    I-It's a real shame, but we're closed today.
[14:25] dru
    Closed?
[14:28] jah
    But you can come by some other day!
[14:30] jah
    Preferably never!
[14:32] boss
    Oh?
[14:33] boss
    Do we have a customer?
[14:34] boss
    Please come in!
[14:35] jah
    Why did you come out?!
[14:37] dru
    Oh, no, I'm just...
[14:39] boss
    Oh, are you one of Hy-chan's friends?
[14:43] dru
    "Hy-chan"?
[14:49] jah
    Druj, control your powers!
[14:51] dru
    But she called you, the Great Jahy...
[14:55] jah
    My name is just too flashy
    here in the human world.
[14:58] jah
    I ordered her to call me Hy-chan here.
[15:02] dru
    I-I see.
[15:04] dru
    Do pardon me. My name is Dojima.
[15:06] dru
    I am a former underling
    of the Great... Hy-chan.
[15:09] boss
    My, how polite.
[15:12] boss
    I happen to be the own—
[15:13] jah
    An employee!
[15:15] jah
    Because no matter how you look at her,
     she's obviously an employee!
[15:18] boss
    What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[15:20] jah
    Please! I need you to pretend that I'm the
    owner of this place, just for today!
[15:25] boss
    Why, though? Lying is bad.
[15:28] jah
    Please, I'm begging you!
[15:30] boss
    But why? What's the reason?
[15:32] jah
    The reason is...
[15:33] dru
    Excuse me... What are you two talking about?
[15:37] boss
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:38] boss
    You came all this way, so why not
    come in and have something to eat?
[15:41] jah
    What?!
[15:43] dru
    Is that really all right?
[15:44] jah
    I was just telling her to show you the place.
[15:47] dru
    Oh, sorry for the bother when you're closed.
[15:51] boss
    What? We're not closed today. We're op—
[15:53] jah
    Please, just shut up!
[16:00] dru
    I've never been in such a
    low-brow restaurant before,
[16:04] dru
    but the interior is quite charming.
[16:07] jah
    It certainly is.
[16:08] boss
    Hy-chan, please take her drink order.
[16:13] dru
    Did she... just give
    the Great Jahy a command?
[16:16] jah
    She didn't, she didn't!
    She didn't do nothing!
[16:20] jah
    I told her before that
    she should stay out of it
[16:23] jah
    because I would personally take your order.
[16:25] boss
    What an absolute honor!
[16:27] boss
    Then I'll take a draft beer...
[16:30] jah
    One draft beer!
[16:31] jah
    This is so exhausting.
[16:34] jah
    Here's your draft beer and a snack.
[16:37] dru
    The Great Jahy brought this just for me!
[16:42] dru
    Thank you so much!
    I'm most looking forward to this.
[16:52] dru
    Your Greatness...
[16:54] dru
    You know, I've sampled many dishes
    since coming to the human world,
[17:00] dru
    but what you brought me is the
    most delicious thing I've ever tasted!
[17:06] jah
    Druj...
[17:12] jah
    Is that right? Then order up!
    Today is my treat.
[17:16] dru
    It would be my pleasure and delight.
[17:18] jah
    I recommend the fried chicken
     and the sweet omelet.
[17:21] jah
    The seafood's good, too.
[17:24] dru
    It's so good!
[17:27] dru
    So good!
[17:29] dru
    This is good, too!
[17:33] dru
    Your Greatness, these are all delicious!
[17:37] jah
    This... isn't so bad.
[17:41] jah
    Maybe hearing people talk
    like that is really why I work.
[17:47] dru
    Thank you for the food!
[17:50] dru
    Your Greatness, that was an incredible meal.
[17:53] jah
    I'm glad to hear that.
    You're welcome anytime.
[17:56] dru
    Thank you!
[18:10] boss
    Hy-chan.
[18:12] boss
    Here's the bill.
[18:15] txt
    Special offal stew
[18:15] txt
    Total
[18:15] txt
    Sales tax
[18:15] txt
    Total items
[18:19] boss
    I was surprised you offered to treat her.
[18:22] jah
    This is three days' pay!
[18:26] Nar
    She may have maintained her pride
    as the Dark Realm's second-in-command,
[18:29] Nar
    but the Great Jahy's wallet
    suffered a great blow!
[18:36] jah
    She ate so much...
[20:37] txt
    The Great Space Pirate Jahy*!!
[20:38] Nar
    Space: the last remaining
    unclaimed holy ground.
[20:42] Nar
    Right now, a fierce battle is
    unfolding to take control of it!
[20:48] jah
    Fire the Dark Realm energy cannon!
[21:01] jah
    Look at that, Druj! Now those
    are some pretty fireworks!
[21:05] dru
    All hail the Great Jahy!
[21:07] jah
    The cosmos belong to me,
    Great Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:12] dru
    Indeed! You rule the universe!
[21:15] own
    Or does she?
[21:23] jah
    It's... the landlord from
    Planet Craparment!
[21:26] own
    Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:28] own
    I'm here to collect the rental fee on*
    your ship, and today you will pay!
[21:33] dru
    How dare you spew this nonsense?!
[21:35] jah
    There, there, Druj.
[21:38] jah
    What are you talking about?
[21:39] jah
    This is certifiably my battleship.
[21:43] own
    Trying to pull a fast one on me now?
[21:45] own
    It takes gall to be that brazen when you're
     months and months behind on payments!
[21:51] own
    Pay up!
[21:52] jah
    Look, Druj. Space is beautiful today.
[21:55] dru
    It truly is, Your Greatness.
[21:57] jah
    Well, let's go home and get something to eat.
[21:59] dru
    I was thinking we should have
    omelet rice tonight, Dark Realm style.
[22:03] jah
    Hey, that sounds good.
[22:05] own
    All right, I've had about enough!
[22:07] own
    Prepare the energy cannon!
[22:12] jah
    Druj, warp!
[22:13] dru
    Aye!
[22:14] own
    You're not getting away!
[22:24] jah
    Excellent helmsmanship!
[22:26] dru
    You honor me!
[22:28] own
    Damn, the fact that it's my
    battleship made me hesitate...
[22:32] own
    But not again!
[22:33] own
    I won't miss this time!
[22:39] dru
    This is bad! The previous attack
    damaged the warp system!
[22:43] jah
    What?
[22:44] dru
    Warp drive offline! Warp drive offline!
[22:48] jah
    It's coming! Return fire!
[22:50] dru
    Aye!
[22:56] jah
    Another shot!
[22:59] own
    That's my line!
[23:08] boss
    Stop this at once!
[23:16] jah
    What?!
[23:19] jah
    That's...
[23:23] own
    The space police!
[23:31] txt
    To be continued?!
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    Saurva Never Slips Up?

Season 1

E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up?

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[00:01] Saurva
    Here in the Dark Realm,
    where strength reigns supreme,
[00:04] Saurva
    only those with true power
    deserve to sit upon the throne.
[00:11] Saurva
    That means you don't belong there!
[00:15] Saurva
    You're unworthy of being second-in-command!
[00:18] Saurva
    I'm the real number 2 around here!
[00:27] Saurva
    The time has come...
[00:29] Saurva
    for me, the Magnificent Saurva, to defeat
    Jahy and rule over the Dark Realm!
[00:52] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:53] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:54] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:54] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:55] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:08] txt
    Before the Dark Realm fell
[02:09] Saurva
    I tried to challenge Jahy for the title
    of the Dark Realm's second-in-command
[02:12] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 4
    
    Saurva Never Slips Up?
[02:17] Saurva
    time...
[02:23] Saurva
    and time...
[02:28] Saurva
    and time again.
[02:33] Saurva
    Every time, misfortune spelled my defeat.
[02:40] Saurva
    The true power to rule the Dark Realm
    is intellect, and I'm smarter than her.
[02:45] Saurva
    Clearly I, the Magnificent Saurva,
    elite of the Dark Realm,
[02:47] Saurva
    deserve to be second-in-command!
[02:50] Saurva
    The collapse of the Dark Realm and our
    fall to the human world were unexpected,
[02:54] Saurva
    but this is my chance!
[02:56] Saurva
    If I defeat Jahy, take her mana
    crystal, and restore the Dark Realm,
[03:01] Saurva
    I shall be its true ruler!
[03:08] Saurva
    I'm prepared so I may
    defeat her at any moment.
[03:11] Saurva
    I've overlooked nothing!
[03:15] Saurva
    All that remains is to find Jahy.
[03:18] Saurva
    Now, where are you?
[03:20] Jahy
    Hmm? A mana crystal reaction...
[03:25] Saurva
    J-J-J-Jahy?!
[03:28] Saurva
    I found her already?
[03:32] Saurva
    This is the perfect opportunity!
[03:34] Saurva
    I'll take her down with one blow from behind.
[03:37] Jahy
    Oh? You must be pretty keen
     to track me down.
[03:42] Jahy
    You want to play that badly?
[03:45] Saurva
    She noticed me?!
[03:47] Jahy
    Fine, I'll reward you.
[03:51] Saurva
    She noticed me and she's still that calm?
[03:54] Saurva
    That's the second-in-command for you!
[03:56] Saurva
    So she's retained her powers
    even in the human world?
[04:00] Jahy
    There, there, there.
[04:02] Jahy
    I've seen you many times in my smaller form,
[04:05] Jahy
    but it's the first we've met like this!
[04:08] Saurva
    Be not afraid, Saurva!
[04:09] Saurva
    You created the ultimate weapon for this day!
[04:14] Saurva
    It took three months' worth
    of my magic power to make it...
[04:18] Saurva
    My magic amplifying potion!
[04:20] Saurva
    When I drink this,
    my power increases thirty-fold!
[04:24] Saurva
    I'll be able to take out even the
    Dark Realm's second-in-command in one hit.
[04:28] Saurva
    Hmph.
[04:29] Saurva
    You underestimated me, Jahy.
[04:31] Saurva
    Today will be your doom!
[04:36] Jahy
    Whoops, I'd better get going.
[04:39] Jahy
    See ya.
[04:42] Saurva
    Huh?
[04:44] Saurva
    Hey, wai—
[04:51] Saurva
    Ahhh!
[04:53] Saurva
    Three months of hard work!
[04:58] Saurva
    I found her so soon and everything...
[05:00] Saurva
    I can't just go home now.
[05:03] Saurva
    D-Do I lick it up?
[05:05] Saurva
    But that's...
[05:07] Saurva
    It's humiliating!
[05:10] Saurva
    Nevertheless...
[05:11] Saurva
    Nevertheless!
[05:12] Saurva
    I don't have time to think!
[05:15] Saurva
    I'll do anything to defeat Jahy!
[05:20] Saurva
    I have to lick it up...
[05:23] Saurva
    or... I'll never defeat her...
[05:34] Saurva
    Huh?!
[05:36] Saurva
    D-Dog!
[05:37] Saurva
    What're you doing?!
[05:38] Saurva
    Hey, you! Don't lick that!
[05:41] Saurva
    I-I-I'm telling you to stop!
[05:42] Saurva
    Don't do it! No!
[06:01] Saurva
    So be it...
[06:03] Saurva
    Stupid mutt!
[06:05] Saurva
    Go and fetch the girl with the black braid—
[06:13] Saurva
    S-Stop!
[06:14] Saurva
    You're supposed to attack Jahy, not me!
[06:23] Saurva
    Wh-Why is this happening to me?!
[06:26] Guy
    What the hell is that?!
[06:28] Guy
    A cosplayer is being attacked by a giant dog!
[06:31] Guy
    We'll save you!
[06:32] Guy
    That's a dog?! Isn't it kinda big?
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[06:36] Woman
    Around midday, a girl was attacked
    by a giant dog in a residential area.

[06:40] Woman
    Thanks to the local youth group,
     it was captured without incident.

[06:43] Woman
    Police rushed to the scene to investigate...
[06:43] Boss
    Wow, that's right around here.
[06:46] Jahy
    That's unsettling.
[06:49] Jahy
    I feel like I've seen that dog before.
[06:51] Boss
    Really? You need to be careful, Hy-chan.
[06:55] Jahy
    Ha! Dogs, cats... No animal
     stands a chance against my moves.
[07:00] Boss
    Goodness me.
[07:15] Saurva
    It's done!
[07:16] Saurva
    My secret recipe,
    the "transform into anything" drop!
[07:19] Saurva
    For some reason, she always
    had a gaggle of underlings.
[07:23] Saurva
    I don't doubt it's the same
    here in the human world.
[07:26] Saurva
    That being the case...
[07:27] Saurva
    I'll take this, turn into Jahy,
    and commit blunder after blunder!
[07:33] Guy
    Lame.
[07:34] Guy
    So uncool.
[07:36] Guy
    Jahy sucks now.
[07:38] Guy
    What a fall from grace.
[07:40] Saurva
    It will ruin her reputation
    and leave her completely isolated!
[07:43] Jahy
    Jaheek...
[07:46] Saurva
    Just you wait, Jahy!
[08:06] Saurva
    How do you like that?!
[08:08] Saurva
    I look just like Jahy!
[08:11] Saurva
    I'm a genius!
[08:16] Saurva
    What's with this outfit?!
[08:18] Saurva
    It's so breezy upstairs!
[08:20] Saurva
    And she walks around like this?
[08:23] Saurva
    Is she some kind of pervert?!
[08:26] Landlord
    Oh, it's you, Ja-ko.
[08:29] Landlord
    Rent's about due again.
[08:31] Landlord
    I hope you're prepared to pay.
[08:33] Saurva
    Is this one of Jahy's associates?
[08:35] Saurva
    Rent?
[08:37] Saurva
    Perfect.
[08:38] Saurva
    This is just the thing
    to ruin her reputation!
[08:42] Saurva
    Rent?
[08:43] Saurva
    I'll never pay!
[08:44] Landlord
    What?
[08:45] Landlord
    You scamp... You tryin'
    to weasel out of it again?
[08:52] Saurva
    Did she say "again"?
[08:54] Saurva
    Does Jahy not pay her rent?
[08:58] Saurva
    How can she be so evil?!
[09:01] Saurva
    Eek, this person is ultra scary!
[09:04] Saurva
    But I need to ruin Jahy's reputation!
[09:07] Saurva
    I can't let this scare me*!
[09:11] Saurva
    I h-have no money to give m-mere humans.
[09:23] Landlord
    You've got guts, don't ya?!
[09:33] Saurva
    Please take this.
[09:36] Landlord
    Oh, what's this?
[09:40] Landlord
    You're pretty obedient today.
[09:43] Saurva
    Yes, well...
[09:45] Landlord
    I'm diggin' it.
[09:47] Landlord
    Hope you're as cooperative next month!
[09:51] Saurva
    Yes, ma'am...
[09:59] Saurva
    She was so terrifying*
    that I couldn't even resist.
[10:04] Saurva
    But next time, I'm going to
    do something so wretched and terrible
[10:07] Saurva
    that it will ruin her reputation for sure!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[10:11] Boss
    Oh, Hy-chan! You're early today.
[10:16] Saurva
    Is this another of Jahy's associates?
[10:19] Saurva
    I've got this one!
[10:21] Boss
    What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[10:23] Saurva
    N-Nothing's wrong!
[10:26] Boss
    Really?
[10:27] Boss
    Well, don't stand around out here.
    Come inside already.
[10:32] Saurva
    Inside?
[10:34] Saurva
    Ah, I see! Jahy must be a regular here.
[10:37] Saurva
    Armed with this knowledge,
[10:39] Saurva
    I'll do something so bad that she'll
    never be able to show her face again!
[10:45] Saurva
    How do you like that?!
[10:47] Boss
    What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[10:49] Saurva
    I'll take a grape juice.
[10:51] Saurva
    Hmph! I sat on the table.
[10:54] Saurva
    Next, I'll skip out on the tab.
[10:56] Saurva
    How'd you like that?!
[10:57] Saurva
    Talk about trouble!
[11:00] Boss
    Oh you, Hy-chan.
[11:03] Saurva
    I-It didn't work?
[11:04] Boss
    Come now. Stop fooling around
     and go get changed.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[11:09] Guy
    Hey, missy, four draft beers over here!
[11:11] Guy
    You got room for five, missy?
[11:14] Saurva
    Right away! Coming!
[11:16] Saurva
    What the...?
[11:19] Saurva
    Sorry for the wait.
[11:21] Guy
    These seats free, missy?
[11:23] Saurva
    Oh, yes! Help yourselves.
[11:25] Saurva
    Wh-Why do I have to...
[11:28] kid
    This is too hard to eat, Mommy...
[11:32] Saurva
    I brought you a kiddie dish, spoon, and fork.
[11:35] mom
    Oh, thank you!
[11:37] old
    This seat's so hard on these old hips...
[11:40] Saurva
    I'll see if we have another chair available!
[11:44] old
    Sorry for the hassle.
[11:46] Saurva
    Here you go!
[11:48] old
    Oh, this is amazing!
[11:56] Saurva
    I kinda did good...
[12:01] Boss
    Good work, Hy-chan.
[12:04] Saurva
    M-Ma'am...
[12:06] Boss
    Hy-chan, you really went
    above and beyond tonight.
[12:08] Boss
    You were very attentive
    and our customers were really happy.
[12:13] Saurva
    Oh, no, it was nothing...
[12:16] Saurva
    Wait!
[12:17] Saurva
    Oh, no! I'm helping her reputation!
[12:22] Saurva
    It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[12:24] Saurva
    Why do I always...
[12:26] Boss
    What's wrong? Is something weighing on you?
[12:29] Saurva
    Oh, um, no...
[12:31] Boss
    If there is, come talk to me.
[12:34] Boss
    I'll always be here to listen.
[12:37] Saurva
    What a nice person!
[12:40] Saurva
    Th-Thank you!
[12:44] Saurva
    I'll work even harder!
[12:46] Boss
    All right, there, there.
    You can call it a night.
[12:51] Saurva
    Yes, ma'am...
[12:54] Boss
    Something was seriously
    wrong with Hy-chan today.
[12:57] Boss
    Something really bad must have happened.
[12:57] txt
    Maou.
[13:04] Saurva
    She even gave me food to take home.
[13:06] Saurva
    She was so nice.
[13:09] Saurva
    I'd like to go see her again when
    I'm back to my normal form.
[13:13] Saurva
    Wait!
[13:14] Saurva
    Come to think of it,
[13:14] Saurva
    if Jahy works there,
    why didn't she show up tonight?
[13:19] Saurva
    Don't tell me this was all part of her trap!
[13:22] Saurva
    Did she sense I was coming, and...
[13:24] Saurva
    Is she in cahoots with that thug, too?!
[13:28] Saurva
    Damn you!
[13:29] Saurva
    Jahy!
[13:30] Saurva
    I really can't underestimate her!
[13:35] Narrator
    Meanwhile, the Great Jahy...
[13:40] Jahy
    Huh?!
[13:42] Jahy
    What time is it?!
[13:44] Jahy
    The boss is gonna ream me!
[13:47] Narrator
    She'd totally overslept!
[13:53] Jahy
    Remaining funds: 306 yen.
[13:57] Jahy
    Food stores: empty.
[14:01] Jahy
    One week until payday.
[14:05] Jahy
    I'm screwed!
[14:07] Jahy
    How am I supposed to live on 306 yen?
[14:11] Jahy
    How did it come to this?
[14:13] Jahy
    I had to cover the costs
     to find that mana crystal
[14:17] Jahy
    and to protect my honor.
[14:19] Jahy
    Then I treated myself as a reward.
[14:21] (Flashback) Jahy
    Yay, since I found a mana crystal,
    I'll splurge on some meat!
[14:26] Jahy
    All unavoidable expenses...
[14:29] Jahy
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[14:33] Narrator
    The Great Jahy showed no sign of repentance.
[14:36] Jahy
    But at this rate, before I find more mana
    crystals and restore the Dark Realm,
[14:42] Jahy
    I, the Dark Realm's second-in-command, will...
[14:44] Jahy
    starve to death in the human world!
[14:46] bone
    Jaheek!
[14:48] Jahy
    I won't stand for that!
[14:50] Jahy
    But I can only stay in my normal
    form for a limited amount of time,
[14:54] Jahy
    and I can't pick up more shifts at work
    since I need time to find mana crystals.
[14:59] Jahy
    What am I supposed to do?!
[15:01] Jahy
    I want to get money without working!
[15:06] Jahy
    That's it.
[15:07] Jahy
    I just need to get money without working...
[15:10] Jahy
    Not yet!
[15:11] Jahy
    I won't be defeated just yet!
[15:13] Jahy
    There must be a way to get easy money!
[15:16] Jahy
    Time for some intel gathering!
[15:20] voice
    Welcome!
[15:23] voice
    Special sale today!
[15:25] voice
    Step right up!
[15:26] voice
    Just try a sample!
[15:28] voice
    It's cheap!
[15:30] Jahy
    As I suspected,
    it's quite lively here at this hour.
[15:36] Jahy
    With this many people around,
    surely there's a way...
[15:40] Guy
    Freshly fried croquettes!
[15:42] Guy
    How about it?
[15:45] Jahy
    ...to make easy money!
[15:48] Guy
    Thank you so much!
[15:50] Jahy
    My precious 100 yen!
[15:53] Narrator
    Remaining funds: 206 yen!
[15:56] Jahy
    Damn you, deli guy!
[15:56] Guy
    Here you go.
[15:57] Jahy
    Spreading those good smells all over!
[15:58] Guy
    Thank you very much!
[16:02] Jahy
    Shit! It's delicious!
[16:04] Jahy
    Ugh, the shopping district
    is a terrifying place.
[16:08] Jahy
    I came looking for a way to make money,
    and I ended up
spending money.
[16:13] Jahy
    Talk about mission failure!
[16:18] Jahy
    Hey, lady! You there!
[16:21] Jahy
    You know an easy way to make money?
[16:23] Woman
    Huh? If you've got one, tell me.
[16:27] Jahy
    What? Man, you're useless.
[16:31] Woman
    So, what'll it be?
[16:33] Jahy
    One tsukune skewer.
[16:34] Woman
    Here you go!
[16:41] Jahy
    Shit! How did this happen?!
[16:46] Jahy
    It's delicious...
[16:47] Narrator
    Remaining funds: 106 yen!
[16:50] Jahy
    No, no, no!
[16:51] Jahy
    I came here to turn my 306, my 206...
    my 106 yen into more money!
[16:59] Jahy
    I aim to restore the Dark Realm.
[17:02] Jahy
    I will not be controlled by my desires!
[17:07] Jahy
    Hey! You there!
[17:08] Jahy
    How do you make easy—
[17:09] Guy
    One meat bun, please.
[17:11] Guy
    Coming right up! Just the one?
[17:14] Jahy
    Hey, I was talking to you!
[17:15] Guy
    Sorry. Just a moment, little one.
[17:18] Jahy
    How dare you?!
[17:19] Jahy
    I'm busy, so hurry it up!
[17:21] Guy
    Come again!
[17:22] Guy
    Thanks.
[17:28] Guy
    Come again!
[17:47] Jahy
    Goodbye...
[17:50] Jahy
    100 yen!
[17:55] Guy
    That good, huh?
[18:00] Jahy
    Six yen...
[18:02] Jahy
    It's all over finally.
[18:05] Jahy
    I supposedly came here
    to make money, to live...
[18:09] Jahy
    If this is how it was going to turn out,
    I never should have come!
[18:13] Jahy
    Am I fated to fade into obscurity
    and die with this measly six yen?
[18:18] Jahy
    Damn it...
[18:20] Jahy
    Damn it!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[18:26] Jahy
    Welcohhme...
[18:28] Jahy
    Here is your beer.
[18:31] Guy
    I didn't order any. And that's empty.
[18:34] Boss
    Hy-chan, you seem tired.
[18:36] Boss
    Are you eating properly?
[18:41] Boss
    What?! You only have six yen?
[18:44] Boss
    You have to plan how to
    spend your money, Hy-chan.
[18:47] Jahy
    I know that!
[18:49] Jahy
    This is all part of the plan.
[18:52] Jahy
    If I still had that 300 yen, I wouldn't
    have to tell the boss about this.
[18:57] Boss
    But six yen isn't worth anything, is it?
[19:01] Jahy
    O-Of course it is!
[19:03] Jahy
    Those who scoff at pocket change
    will end up crying for pocket change!
[19:08] Boss
    You're right. Money is important.
[19:11] Boss
    We can't waste even a single yen.
[19:15] Jahy
    Of course.
[19:16] Jahy
    I d-didn't waste...
[19:19] Jahy
    ...any? That's not exactly true.
[19:20] Jahy
    How could I have been so foolish?!
[19:24] Boss
    If you had said something, I would
    have let you have your salary early.
[19:28] Jahy
    Y-You really mean it?
[19:31] Boss
    Yup. Just this once.
[19:44] Boss
    My, my.
[19:46] Narrator
    The Great Jahy managed to scrape by somehow.
[19:50] Boss
    There, there.
[21:22] Jahy
    Ten minutes until my deadline.
[21:24] Jahy
    This is bad. Real bad.
[21:26] Jahy
    I need to finish drawing this no matter what!
[21:28] Jahy
    Hey, aren't you done yet?!
[21:30] Druj
    I'm sorry! Not quite!
[21:32] Jahy
    Tch! Damn worthless assistant!
[21:34] Jahy
    Even if I needed the help,
    I shouldn't have hired you.
[21:39] Druj
    I-I'm so very sorry!
    I promise to be of more use!
[21:50] Druj
    Hello?
[21:51] Druj
    Yes.
[21:52] Druj
    Oh, Jahy-sensei is currently...
[21:55] txt
    I'm not here!!
[21:57] Druj
    unfortunately not in.
[22:00] Druj
    You can say what you want,
    but if she's not here, she's not here!
[22:04] Jahy
    Who was that?
[22:06] Druj
    No idea. They had a very rude tone
    and kept demanding that I put you on.
[22:11] Druj
    I assume it was some unimportant cold-caller.
[22:14] Jahy
    Y-You don't say...
[22:17] Landlord
    You got some guts,
     pretendin' not to be home with me.
[22:23] Druj
    What's your problem?
[22:25] Jahy
    Stay back. She's out of your league.
[22:29] Druj
    But...
[22:31] Landlord
    Five minutes left.
[22:33] Landlord
    You do know what'll happen
    if you don't finish?
[22:37] Jahy
    Yes! You don't have to tell me!
[22:38] Jahy
    But I need at least—
[22:39] Landlord
    Don't mess with me!
[22:40] Landlord
    Month after month, you make me
    wait until the last second!
[22:43] Landlord
    Finish drawin' already!
[22:45] Jahy
    Impossible! Just impossible!
[22:45] shirt
    Deadline
[22:47] Jahy
    The creative process is delicate!
[22:49] Jahy
    You're dead wrong if you think an artist
    can just pick up a pen and draw!
[22:53] Landlord
    You punk.
[22:56] Landlord
    It'll be dropped.
[22:58] Landlord
    The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
    won't be featured this month.
[23:03] Landlord
    If you don't want that, then draw. Now!
[23:07] Druj
    I finished my part over here!
[23:10] Landlord
    One more minute!
[23:11] Jahy
    Shut up! Let me focus!
[23:13] Jahy
    I just need to fine tune this...
[23:17] Jahy
    Okay.
[23:18] Jahy
    It's done!
[23:20] Druj
    Good work!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!

Season 1

E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!

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SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:03] Jah
    And here are your extra-large beers.
[00:05] Guy
    Can I order something else?
[00:06] Jah
    Go right ahead.
[00:07] Guy
    One order of fried chicken, one broiled pork
     with green onions, and two potato salads.
[00:12] Jah
    So that's one fried chicken, one green
    onion pork, and two potato salads.
[00:16] Jah
    Got it!
[00:17] Guys
    We'd like to close our tab, please!
[00:19] Jah
    Sure! I'll be right with you.
[00:21] Jah
    That'll be 3,850 yen.
[00:23] Guys
    Card, please.
[00:24] Jah
    Certainly. Here we go.
[00:29] Jah
    Thank you very much! Hope you'll come again!
[00:32] Boss
    You've really gotten the
    hang of this, Hy-chan.
[00:34] Boss
    Maybe I should make you a shift lead.
[00:37] Jah
    A shift lead? What is that?
[00:41] Boss
    It's the employee with the most power.
[00:47] Jah
    The most power...?
[00:50] Jah
    That sounds good.
[00:55] Boss
    But I guess you're the only
    employee here anyway, huh?
[01:14] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:15] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:16] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:16] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:17] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:18] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:30] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 5
    
    The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
[02:35] Jah
    I'm exhausted.
[02:38] Jah
    Even though I'm getting used to this...
[02:41] Jah
    Wait, no.
[02:41] Jah
    My job at the pub is just a means to an end!
[02:44] Jah
    I have no choice if I want to gather
    the mana crystals scattered across the land.
[02:49] Jah
    I needn't grow accustomed to this life.
[02:52] Jah
    I mustn't, I mustn't.
[02:53] Guy
    Hey. You there.
[02:56] Guy
    Could I ask you a few questions?
[02:58] Guy
    I got a report about a strangely
    dressed character walking around.
[03:03] Guy
    Would you mind telling me
    what you're doing here?
[03:09] Guy
    Hey, don't run!
[03:11] Jah
    Yeah, right!
[03:12] Jah
    I haven't forgotten your pompous attitude
[03:15] Jah
    from the many times you've caught me before!
[03:21] (Flashback) Jah
    Maybe there are mana crystals in here...
[03:27] (Flashback) Guy
    Are you okay?
[03:29] (Flashback) Guy
    That's dangerous, you know?
[03:31] (Flashback) Guy
    Can you tell me your name?
[03:33] (Flashback) Jah
    None of your business!
[03:36] (Flashback) Guy
    Why don't we contact your parents, okay?
[03:45] (Flashback) Jah
    Could that be... a mana crystal?
[03:51] (Flashback) Guy
    Hey, you!
[03:54] (Flashback) Guy
    What are you doing here?
[03:56] (Flashback) Jah
    None of your business!
[03:59] (Flashback) Guy
    Why don't we talk about it at the station?
[04:01] Sign
    Police Station
[04:02] Jah
    Last time he caught me, not only
    was I detained for ages...
[04:08] (Flashback) Girl
    Hey. Don't go causing trouble.
[04:10] (Flashback) Jah
    Don't touch me!
[04:12] (Flashback) Boss
    We are so sorry for any
    disturbance she's caused.
[04:14] Jah
    I was also subjected to the humiliation
    of being picked up by my boss and landlord!
[04:18] Jah
    Hell if I'm doing that again!
[04:20] Guy
    Hey, wait!
[04:22] Jah
    You're not catching me today!
[04:31] Guy
    Why did you run away?
[04:33] Jah
    I'm really tired.
[04:35] Jah
    I just wanted to get home and go to sleep.
[04:38] Jah
    That's the only reason!
[04:39] Guy
    But you were literally sprinting full tilt.
[04:42] Jah
    Because you were chasing me!
[04:43] Jah
    Anyway, using a bike against
    a pedestrian is unfair!
[04:47] Guy
    Well, for now, I'm going
    to contact your guardians.
[04:51] land
    You're dead if you get caught again.
[04:56] Jah
    Please! Just don't call my landlord!
[05:01] Jah
    The boss! My boss is okay, though!
[05:04] Guy
    Your boss, then...
    Could you give me their contact info?
[05:07] Guy
    Oh, excuse me a moment.
[05:10] Guy
    Yes?
[05:11] Guy
    Indeed, I've detained the suspicious
    character that was reported earlier.
[05:15] Guy
    She's got dark hair
    and is wearing a revealing outfit...
[05:19] Guy
    What? A different description?
[05:21] Guy
    Someone with light, soft, voluminous hair?
[05:25] Guy
    With ribbons?
[05:27] Guy
    Dressed like a magical girl?
[05:30] Guy
    And they were just spotted? In the park?
[05:33] Jah
    I can't believe it.
[05:34] Jah
    The magical girl is here...
    in the human world?
[05:38] Jah
    She appeared out of nowhere,
[05:39] Jah
    destroyed the Dark Lord's mana crystal,
[05:42] Jah
    and brought ruin upon the Dark Realm!
[05:44] Jah
    She's the reason I have
    to endure all this. It's her fault!
[05:49] Jah
    She's my sworn enemy.
[05:50] Jah
    I never expected to hear
    she was in a place like this...
[05:54] Jah
    You must apprehend her at once!
[05:57] Guy
    You know her?
[05:58] Jah
    Know her?!
[06:00] Jah
    She's the one who ruined my home world!
[06:02] Guy
    Huh?
[06:04] Guy
    What are you talking about?
[06:05] Jah
    Damn it!
[06:07] Jah
    This guy doesn't understand anything!
[06:09] Jah
    I'm going to go catch her myself!
[06:12] guy
    Hey, you! Wait!
[06:15] Jah
    Curse you, magical girl!
[06:17] Jah
    I'm going to catch you with my own hands
[06:19] Jah
    and have my revenge for what
    you did in the Dark Realm!
[06:30] Jah
    There she is!
[06:32] Jah
    I've found you at last.
[06:34] Jah
    Now you shall pay for what you did to the
    Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[06:39] Jah
    Prepare to meet your destiny!
[06:42] Pink
    Pyrica Pumple magical power!
[06:49] Jah
    Who the hell are you?!
[06:59] Guy
    Um... So what's your name?
[07:02] Pink
    Magic Girl Miracle Pipin!
[07:05] Guy
    And where do you live?
[07:07] Pink
    On Twinkle Little Star.
[07:11] Guy
    And may I see some identification?
[07:20] Guy
    So you don't live around here, huh?
[07:23] Pink
    I'm on my way home from work.
[07:25] Guy
    And what do you do?
[07:26] Pink
    I'm a math teacher.
[07:29] Guy
    Aren't you cold dressed like that?
[07:32] Pink
    A little.
[07:43] Boss
    Thank you so much. We really owe you.
[07:46] Guy
    Oh, no, not at all!
[07:48] Guy
    Wait, she shrunk?
[07:50] Boss
    Come on, Hy-chan.
     Don't you have something to say?
[07:52] Jah
    The magical girl... had... a beard...
[07:57] Boss
    Hy-chan?
[07:58] Guy
    She had an encounter
     with a strange character earlier.
[08:01] Bos
    Oh, my.
[08:02] Land
    C'mon. We're going home.
[08:04] Land
    Noogie. Noogie, noogie. Noogie.
[08:08] Jah
    D-Damn it!
[08:10] Jah
    That cursed magical girl!
[08:19] Jah
    Who's that?
[08:20] Jah
    I've gotta get to work.
[08:28] Jah
    What's with the outfit?
[08:30] Land
    What's it look like?
[08:32] Land
    I've got a cold.
[08:35] Land
    The pub is closed today 'cause my sister
    is completely useless since she's sick, too.
[08:40] Land
    Honestly, though, get a
    freakin' cell phone already.
[08:42] Land
    I have to come over here to tell
    you every little thing myself.
[08:50] Land
    What?
[08:53] Jah
    Weakling. You really are such a weakling.
[08:56] Jah
    A cold? A cold? A cold?!
[09:00] Jah
    You look like crap!
[09:02] Land
    You little...
[09:04] Jah
    A mere cold debilitates you!
[09:06] Jah
    That's humans for you.
[09:08] Jah
    This is what you get for making
    a fool of me all the time.
[09:11] Jah
    You'd better go lie in bed
    and think about what you've done.
[09:14] Land
    It's from the weather changing.
[09:16] Land
    It got cold all of a sudden,
[09:18] Land
    so you're going to get sick too if
    you keep walking around like that.
[09:22] Land
    Same with the lone T-shirt
    you wear as a li'l squirt.
[09:26] Land
    I swear you're gonna catch cold.
[09:29] Jah
    I'm gonna catch cold?
[09:31] Jah
    I think not, moron!
[09:37] Jah
    Me? Sick?
[09:44] Jah
    My throat hurts so bad.
[09:46] Jah
    Maybe it's not pain...
[09:48] Jah
    It feels like the whole thing
    is completely dried up!
[09:51] Jah
    Could I have been poisoned?
[09:53] Jah
    No. I didn't go out at all yesterday.
[09:57] Jah
    There's no way that could've happened.
[10:01] Jah
    Could this be... a cold?
[10:03] Jah
    Have I actually gotten sick?
[10:08] Jah
    People fell ill in the Dark Realm,
    but never me.
[10:14] (Flashback) Guy
    I have a cold. I'm so sorry.
[10:16] (Flashback) Guy2
    So terribly sorry!
[10:17] (Flashback) Jah
    You're all a disgrace!
[10:21] Jah
    Only those with weak
    magic powers catch colds.
[10:26] Jah
    Is this because mine have weakened?
[10:28] Jah
    No... Was the landlord right?
    Is this because of how I dress?
[10:35] Jah
    Ah, crap.
[10:37] Jah
    My head feels all funny, too.
[10:39] Jah
    Why don't I go back to bed?
[10:41] Jah
    Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up.
[10:45] Jah
    The ceiling looks higher than normal...
[10:49] Jah
    Why did I have to catch a cold
    in the human world?
[10:54] Jah
    Everything was going so well
    for me in the Dark Realm.
[10:59] Jah
    I had all the magic power
    and authority I could want,
[11:02] Jah
    lots of underlings who adored me,
[11:05] Jah
    and the Dark Lord, too...
[11:07] Jah
    But now? No magic powers.
    No authority. And I'm all alone.
[11:12] nar
    The Great Jahy was mentally
     weakened as well.
[11:16] Jah
    Who would follow me in this compromised state?
[11:19] Jah
    I bet if Druj saw me like this,
[11:24] Jah
    she'd abandon me, too.
[11:27] Dru
    I'm so disillusioned.
[11:34] Jah
    Can I really restore the Dark Realm?
[11:39] Jah
    With no power?
[11:41] Jah
    In this form?
[11:43] Jah
    My throat hurts.
[11:45] Jah
    This is so hard.
[11:47] Jah
    Someone...
[11:50] Jah
    Someone...
[11:57] Jah
    Someone...
[12:05] Boss
    Did I wake you up?
[12:07] Boss
    The rice porridge will be done soon.
[12:10] Boss
    I'm sorry for barging in like this.
[12:12] Boss
    Ryou-chan knocked and knocked,
    but there was no answer.
[12:17] Boss
    I was worried, so I used the
    spare key and let myself in.
[12:24] Boss
    Here you go.
[12:26] Boss
    Eat up before it gets cold.
[12:29] Jah
    Why... Why would you do all this for me?
[12:34] Boss
    Because it gets lonely all by yourself.
[12:37] Boss
    It's hard when you've got a cold.
[12:39] Boss
    Here. Say "ah!"
[12:52] Boss
    There, there.
[12:54] Boss
    You had a rough time, didn't you?
[12:56] Boss
    You're all right. You'll be better soon.
[12:59] Land
    What's this? You cryin', Ja-ko?
[13:02] Jah
    I am not!
[13:04] Jah
    And how dare you?! You infected me!
[13:06] Land
    Gross. Finish eating
    before you run your mouth.
[13:11] Land
    Here. Medicine and some
    stuff for your throat.
[13:15] Land
    Finish your food, take this, and sleep.
[13:18] Land
    Also, make sure you stay hydrated.
[13:20] Jah
    Taking pity on me...
[13:22] Jah
    What are they plotting?!
[13:25] Land
    You look like a boiled octopus!
[13:28] Land
    What a mess!
[13:29] Boss
    Oh, Ryou-chan. You shouldn't say that.
[13:33] Land
    That's what she gets
     for lettin' me have it earlier.
[13:36] Jah
    You! Come to laugh at me, did you?!
[13:38] Jah
    Go home!
[13:39] Jah
    You got what you came for, so beat it!
[13:42] Land
    All right, all right.
[13:45] Land
    Just make sure you pay your
    rent once you're better.
[13:50] Boss
    Hy-chan, make sure to keep warm and rest.
[13:53] Boss
    I'll bring you some hand-me-downs
    next time, so bundle up properly.
[13:57] Boss
    It's getting colder.
[14:05] Boss
    I left some jelly and
    lunch for you in the fridge.
[14:09] Boss
    Make sure to eat it
    and take your medicine afterward.
[14:12] Boss
    I'll come check on you again soon.
[14:14] Jah
    Okay, okay.
[14:19] Jah
    Jeez.
[14:22] Jah
    They're so weird.
[14:27] Jah
    Again?!
[14:32] Jah
    Well? Did you forget something?
[14:39] Jah
    The magical girl?
[14:43] Jah
    What's she doing at my dwelling?
[14:45] Jah
    And was she always so huge...?
[14:48] Mag
    Sorry to intrude.
[14:50] Mag
    Do you live here, little one?
[14:53] Mag
    She doesn't realize it's me?
[14:55] Mag
    Then this is my chance for a surprise attack!
[14:57] Mag
    I've found you at last.
[14:59] Mag
    Now you shall pay for what you did to the
    Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[15:04] Mag
    Prepare to meet your destiny!
[15:14] Mag
    What just happened?!
[15:16] Mag
    Are you okay, kid?!
[15:17] Jah
    Leave me alone!
[15:18] Jah
    Stay back! Stay back, I say!
[15:24] Jah
    How is she so strong?
[15:26] Mag
    Have no fear. I am on your side.
[15:31] Mag
    That mana crystal...
[15:32] Mag
    Would you let me have it?
[15:37] Jah
    She'll take the crystal.
[15:40] Jah
    Everyone will be turn their backs on me.
[15:42] ske
    Jaheek...
[15:43] Jah
    In other words... I'm doomed.
[15:46] Jah
    M-My future!
[15:50] mag
    Now, please hand over the crystal.
[15:53] Jah
    N-Never!
[15:55] mag
    Then you leave me no choice.
[16:00] Land
    Damn. Always forgetting something...
[16:06] Land
    What's wrong, Ja-ko?!
[16:08] Jah
    My mana crystal!
[16:10] Land
    Hey! The hell are you doin' to her?!
[16:14] Mag
    Saving her.
[16:15] Land
    You mean robbing her?!
[16:17] Land
    Talk about a suspicious-lookin' character!
[16:20] Mag
    S-Suspicious?!
[16:21] Mag
    Clearly, I'm c-cute!
[16:24] Land
    It's so messed up that you're assaultin'
    a little girl dressed like that!
[16:27] Jah
    Little girl?
[16:28] Jah
    I'm not... a little girl...
[16:30] Land
    Hello? Is this the police?
[16:32] Mag
    The police? You don't need to call them.
[16:35] Mag
    For I am a magical girl of justice!
[16:38] Mag
    I protect people from the terrible
     calamities the mana crystals cause!
[16:49] Mag
    We'll meet again!
[16:50] Land
    Don't ever come here again!
[16:55] Land
    What's her damage?
[16:58] Land
    You okay, Ja-ko?
[17:01] Jah
    I c-could have defeated her...
    a-all by myself...
[17:06] Jah
    I wasn't s-scared. Not one bit.
[17:10] Jah
    I was terrified!
[17:12] Jah
    I thought I was going to die.
[17:14] Jah
    I thought she'd take my mana crystal.
[17:17] Land
    Ah, jeez...
[17:22] Land
    Upsy-daisy.
[17:24] Land
    Damn, you're on fire.
[17:26] Land
    I think your fever went up.
[17:28] Jah
    Unhand me!
[17:30] Jah
    I can walk by my...
[17:32] Land
    She's not going to come back,
    so get some rest for real this time.
[17:40] Jah
    She really won't come back?
[17:42] Land
    Nah, she's gone.
[17:44] Land
    I'll stand guard, so you focus
     on kicking this cold.
[18:05] Jah
    Eat this!
[18:10] Jah
    Hey!
[18:11] Jah
    Get ready to taste my revenge!
[18:12] Jah
    For the Dark Lord! For shattering
    the mana crystal! For everything!
[18:17] Nar
    In her dreams, the Great Jahy
     beat the magical girl to a pulp!
[18:28] Land
    Her little sleeping face...
    looks downright evil.
[20:12] ann
    The strongest wrestler!
[20:13] ann
    The Butcher of the Ring!
[20:14] ann
    It's the savage rent collector,
    Deadly Landlord!
[20:19] ann
    And her opponent tonight
    is a complete unknown to us.
[20:24] ann
    Her birthplace? A mystery!
    Her affiliation? A mystery!
[20:27] ann
    Only her slogan, "Restore the
    Dark Realm," waves as she walks!
[20:32] ann
    The Dark Realm's second-in-command,
    the Great Jahy,
[20:36] ann
    makes a grandiose entrance!
[20:43] txt
    Thirty-Minute Single Point Match
[20:43] txt
    JAHY
[20:43] txt
    LANDLORD
[20:44] ann
    It's the landlord against Jahy!
[20:46] ann
    We've seen this match-up again and again,
    but it always ends in a draw!
[20:50] ann
    Neither of them gives an inch!
[20:52] ann
    Will we finally see a victor today?!
[21:03] land
    Pay your rent.
[21:05] jah
    No. Never.
[21:07] ann
    Oh, and the hostilities begin!
[21:10] ann
    The bell for the battle between
    these beasts has just rung!
[21:15] land
    Pay your rent!
[21:17] jah
    Never!
[21:20] ann
    Say what you want, but the landlord is the
    righteous superstar of Queen's Real Estate!
[21:24] ann
    On the other side, we have Jahy,
[21:25] ann
    whose "If I can't pay, I can't pay"
    refusal has her up against a wall!
[21:28] ann
    Just how much is she holding out on us?!
[21:30] land
    Today you will...
[21:31] jah
    Today I won't...
[21:33] land
    Pay your rent!
[21:34] jah
    Even if I could,
[21:35] jah
    I never would!
[21:39] ann
    The Deadly Landlord strikes first!
[21:41] ann
    It's an instant cobra twist!
    Behold the power of a landlord!
[21:44] ann
    You can hear the hellish roar
    of a rent collector!
[21:48] lan
    Pay up, pay up, pay up!
[21:50] jah
    Never, never, never!
[21:52] ann
    She breaks free of the cobra twist!
[21:55] ann
    And... immediately counterattacks!
[21:58] ann
    Behold the power of the broke!
[21:59] ann
    It's Jahy's Rage Llave! Llave! Llave!
[22:03] ann
    I'll never pay!
[22:06] ann
    Unbelievable! Landlord escaped the llave!
[22:07] ann
    Right into a sleeper hold!
[22:10] lan
    Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!
[22:13] jah
    Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never!
[22:20] ann
    Oh, she threw her into the ropes!
[22:22] lan
    Pay your rent!
[22:24] ann
    And she comes back with a lariat!
[22:27] ann
    An incredible back-and-forth!
[22:28] ann
    No, a clash of wills!
[22:30] jah
    I told you I won't do it!
[22:33] lan
    That all you got?
[22:35] lan
    Just cough it up!
[22:38] jah
    I told you! I refuse!
[22:41] ann
    Pro wrestling at its finest!
[22:42] ann
    This is pro wrestling!
[22:44] ann**
    Never dodge a blow!
[22:45] ann
    Take a hit and return it!
[22:46] ann
    It's a harmony of trust and violence!
[22:49] ann
    How will this fated battle turn out?!
[22:53] lan
    Seriously, enough is enough!
[22:56] jah
    O-Over my dead body! Never!
[23:04] ann
    Another tie!
[23:06] ann
    How many more times will the
    conclusion be postponed?!
[23:08] ann
    We're in tears over this predictable
    outcome we all wanted!
[23:12] jah
    You've gotten better.
[23:14] lan
    You, too, Ja-ko.
[23:19] lan
    Pay your rent!
[23:20] jah
    Never!
[23:21] txt
    Commentator
[23:21] txt
    Announcer
[23:21] ann
    So, any word from our commentator, Boss?
[23:27] lan
    Pay up!
[23:27] jah
    Never!
[23:28] lan
    Pay up!
[23:28] jah
    Never!
[23:29] lan
    Pay up!
[23:29] jah
    Never!
[23:29] lan
    Pay up!
[23:30] jah
    Never!
[23:30] ann
    We're out of time. Tune in again next week.
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...

Season 1

E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...

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[00:01] Nar
    As the Dark Realm's Number 2,
    Jahy-sama is the strongest,
[00:06] Nar
    most ruthless, most feared entity...
[00:11] Nar
    or was.
[00:24] jah
    Freaking... Magical Girl!
[00:42] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:43] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:44] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:44] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:45] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:46] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:58] ---
    Restoration Plan No. 6
    
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
[02:01] Jah
    All this time, I've been collecting the
    mana crystals to restore the Dark Realm.

[02:06] Jah
    But now that she showed
    up, everything changed!
[02:18] Jah
    It's not just about collecting
    the mana crystals anymore.
[02:20] Jah
    I also have to keep them safe from her.
[02:24] Jah
    W-Well, the other time I was just
    in bad shape because of my cold!
[02:29] Jah
    I'm not afraid of her!
[02:30] Man
    Maho—
[02:33] Jah
    Magical Girl?!
[02:37] Girl
    ...chan, you're so amazing!
[02:38] Girl2
    What? No, I'm not that great.
[02:46] Jah
    Sheesh, get a different name!
[02:48] Wom
    Maho—
[02:50] Wom
    Mahogany!
[02:52] Wom
    If it's wooden furniture,
    it's got to be mahogany.
[02:59] Jah
    Now it's just getting weird!
[03:01] Old
    Maho...
[03:02] Old
    Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:06] Old
    Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:10] Jah
    Stop scaring me!
[03:14] Jah
    What are you so freaked out about?
[03:16] Jah
    The Magical Girl is nothing!
[03:18] Jah
    I'm not scared of her!
[03:19] Jah
    In fact, she can come at me anytime!
[03:21] Jah
    I won't run or hide!
[03:23] Girl
    Magical Girl!
[03:24] Girl
    That's Gyua Bravo from
    Hagyutto Gyua Gyua, right?!
[03:27] Girl2
    She is the Magical Girl.
[03:32] Jah
    A different Magical Girl, then.
[03:34] Jah
    Phew.
[03:36] Jah
    No, I need to stop!
[03:37] Jah
    Why am I relieved?!
[03:40] Girl
    Oh, a dog god!
[03:42] Girl2
    What's a dog god?
[03:43] Girl
    You don't know?
[03:45] Girl
    Well, it's when a family...
[03:46] Girl
    Uh huh...
[03:47] Jah
    If anything, this is a good thing!
[03:50] Jah
    This time I can get her back
    for destroying the Dark Realm.
[03:53] Jah
    That's it!
[03:54] Jah
    Next time I'll use this mana
    crystal to return to my true form
[03:57] Jah
    and challenge her to the next round!
[03:58] Jah
    And then I'll beat her black and blue;
[04:01] Jah
    I'll make her tremble in fear and terror!
[04:04] Jah
    I'll make her rue the day
    she ever stood against me.
[04:10] Girl
    So, did you see the Magical Girl?
[04:17] Jah
    Magical Girl is scary! She's so scary!
[04:19] Jah
    I lied, she's scary!
[04:21] Girl2
    You mean, that old guy who does cosplay?
[04:22] Girl
    Yeah! He's so muscular!
[04:25] Girl2
    His beard was amazing!
[04:27] Both
    Right?!
[04:35] (Flashback) Guy
    Pyrica Pumple Magical Power!
[04:38] Jah
    That bearded one from the other day!
[04:40] Jah
    Not you again!
[04:46] Jah
    Now that I'm all calmed down, I'm hungry.
[04:57] Jah
    Where's the... mana crystal?
[04:59] Jah
    Did I drop it? Did I lose it?
[05:02] Jah
    But that's...
[05:03] Jah
    Without it I can't restore the
    Dark Realm or defeat Magical Girl...
[05:11] Man
    Hy-chan?
[05:12] Man
    I knew that was you.
[05:14] Man
    You dropped your mana crystal.
[05:23] Jah
    I'm so relieved!
[05:25] Jah
    Oh, my heart can't take any more...
[05:27] Jah
    Thank you, thank you.
[05:29] Man
    Are you all right?
[05:31] Man
    I was worried.
[05:32] Man
    I heard that you've been really
    terrified since that incident.
[05:38] Jah
    T-T-T-Terrified? Never!
[05:41] Jah
    I really, really, really... wasn't, though!
[05:45] Jah
    Even when I was assaulted by the
    one who destroyed the Dark Realm,
[05:49] Jah
    almost had my mana crystal taken
    from me with her overwhelming power,
[05:52] Jah
    I was never scared!
[05:56] Man
    Don't bottle it all up inside, Hy-chan.
[06:00] Man
    Maybe we're not able to be of much help,
[06:03] Man
    but you can always come to us, you know?
[06:12] Jah
    Boss...
[06:13] Jah
    In the Dark Realm,
[06:16] Jah
    I clawed my way up to Number 2 all
    by myself. Everyone feared me.
[06:20] Jah
    But ever since I've fallen
    into the human world...
[06:26] Jah
    I've been a mess.
[06:29] Jah
    This is why I've not made it further.
[06:33] Jah
    I won't depend on you!
[06:36] Jah
    Mind your own business!
[06:39] Man
    Hy-chan, wait!
[06:41] Man
    Hy-chan, don't go!
[06:44] Man
    Hy-chan...
[06:47] Man
    You really should take a bath right away.
[06:50] Man
    You smell like hot garbage!
[06:52] Jah
    Mind your own business!
[06:54] Man
    No more wearing trash cans.
[06:56] Jah
    I know that!
[07:02] Jah
    Sniff, sniff.
[07:15] Jah
    A mana crystal!
[07:17] Jah
    Finally!
[07:18] Jah
    I finally found one!
[07:20] Jah
    With that one, I won't need
    to be scared of Magical Girl.
[07:23] Jah
    I'll be one step closer to
    restoring the Dark Realm!
[07:26] Jah
    Even better, some weak-looking
    girl is holding it!
[07:29] Jah
    This is my lucky day!
[07:32] Jah
    Hey! You there, girl!
[07:33] Jah
    That mana crystal isn't for the
    likes of a puny human like you.
[07:38] Jah
    You'd do best to present it to me!
[07:43] Kyou
    You're...
[07:45] Kyou
    You came to me.
[07:49] Kyou
    It's so great, this is so much easier.
[07:55] Jah
    What are you talking about?
[07:57] Kyou
    It's no surprise that you didn't notice.
[08:00] Kyou
    I don't really like
    transforming in town, but...
[08:05] Kyou
    What about now?
[08:13] Jah
    M-Magical Girl?!
[08:17] Mag
    So, this time, can I have that mana crystal?
[08:24] Jah
    It's over!
[08:26] Mag
    Let me...
[08:30] Mag
    have it...!
[08:44] Mag
    The mana crystal!
[08:52] Voice
    Oh, my hand slipped!
[08:59] Mag
    Give it... here...
[09:10] Jah
    Haha!
[09:12] Jah
    You weren't much, now were you?
[09:15] Jah
    So I guess the Magical Girl was
    nothing but an ordinary human!
[09:18] Jah
    Nothing to be scared of.
    She's no enemy of mi—
[09:22] Mag
    Do not worry!
[09:23] Mag
    I'm just fine!
[09:27] Mag
    I've trained so I won't
    succumb to misfortune!
[09:30] Jah
    Is that really something you can train for?
[09:32] Mag
    Right now, I've spared someone
    misfortune by bearing it myself.
[09:38] Mag
    Just thinking about it...
[09:41] Mag
    makes me tingle!
[09:43] Jah
    I don't want to know that?!
[09:45] Mag
    Come now, give me that mana crystal, too!
[09:48] Jah
    Fool!
[09:49] Jah
    If you hold more mana crystals,
[09:51] Jah
    great misfortune will befall even you!
[09:52] Mag
    I don't care!
[09:54] Mag
    I'll shoulder all the misfortune!
[09:56] Mag
    Let me have it!
[09:59] Jah
    She's really broken!
[10:02] Jah
    Let go! Let go!
[10:04] Jah
    If you don't stop, you'll di—
[10:06] Mag
    Not enough! More! Bring it!
[10:14] Voi
    My hand slipped again!
[10:18] Voi
    And again...
[10:34] ---
    Poke... Poke, poke.
[10:45] Jah
    So did I... win?
[10:55] Jah
    You freaked me out!
[10:56] Jah
    Revenge for the Dark Realm!
[10:58] Jah
    Revenge for the Demon King!
[11:00] Jah
    Take that!
[11:03] Jah
    How is it? This is how terrifying I am!
[11:05] Jah
    Did you learn your lesson?!
[11:07] Jah
    That's what you get for underestimating
    the mana crystal's misfortune!
[11:13] Jah
    Huh?
[11:34] Mag
    You're the one underestimating me.
[11:36] Mag
    This is amount of misfortune is nothing!
[11:39] Jah
    What the...
[11:43] Jah
    Oh! My mana crystal!
[11:45] Mag
    Nobody is more familiar with the
    mana crystal's misfortune than me.
[11:49] Mag
    I'll take on this mana crystal, as well!
[11:52] Mag
    Farewell!
[12:00] Jah
    This... can't be real.
[12:05] ---
    My...
[12:07] Jah
    My mana crystal...
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[12:14] Boss
    You're drinking too much Hy-chan.
[12:17] Jah
    Another!
[12:18] Boss
    I think you've had enough.
[12:20] Jah
    Shut up!
[12:21] Jah
    How am I supposed to get
    through this without a drink?
[12:26] Jah
    I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
[12:28] Jah
    I finally gathered that
    huge chunk of mana crystal.
[12:31] Jah
    How could that little girl take it from me?!
[12:35] Boss
    There, there...
[12:36] Boss
    You'll find it again.
[12:38] Boss
    But is drinking this much really okay?
[12:42] Jah
    This is nothing!
[12:45] Boss
    You can really hold your liquor.
[12:47] Jah
    Don't you compare me to a measly human.
[12:49] Jah
    You think this much is
    going to do anything to me?
[12:52] Jah
    I used my powers to turn into
    my true form for drinking!
[12:58] Jah
    It's a good thing I didn't have my
    original mana crystal taken.
[13:03] Jah
    I don't even want to think about what
    would happen if both were stolen.
[13:09] ---
    Damn it!
[13:11] Jah
    Back in the Dark Realm, I was the
    only one the Demon King acknowledged,
[13:15] Jah
    the only one who was allowed
    to rule in his place!
[13:19] Boss
    That's right.
[13:20] Jah
    There was nobody who could best me!
[13:23] Jah
    I was the one and only great Jahy!
[13:28] Jah
    And now... now... Why?!
[13:31] Jah
    I am the Dark Realm's Number 2!
[13:35] Boss
    Chin up!
[13:36] Boss
    That's not much different from you now.
[13:38] Boss
    Here in the Pub Maou,
    you're the one and only employee!
[13:43] Jah
    That's not the same!
    Not the same at all!
[13:47] Boss
    Isn't it though?
[13:50] Land
    Hey, Sis, I thought you were closed today.
[13:53] Jah
    Landlord!
[13:55] Land
    Damn, you're drunk.
[13:57] Land
    Anyway, if you've got money to drink,
    you've got money to pay your rent!
[14:01] Jah
    Like hell I will! Come drink!
[14:06] Jah
    You won't drink my booze, huh?!
[14:09] Land
    Yikes. What a pain in the ass.
[14:12] Land
    Hey, Sis. Pour me one, too.
[14:14] Jah
    All right! Drink up!
[14:16] Boss
    Ryou-chan, I don't know about this...
[14:18] ---
    Craft Pub
[14:18] ---
    Maou.
[14:24] Jah
    I wasn't like this back in the Dark Realm.
[14:27] Jah
    I just cut down anyone who went against me.
[14:30] Jah
    Not that there was anyone
    who dared to do that.
[14:33] Jah
    I really was something
    back in the Dark Realm!
[14:36] Boss
    During rush hour, your cash register
    skills are really something, too!
[14:40] Jah
    It's not the same at all!
[14:42] Jah
    I was so, so, so much better!
[14:48] Jah
    I was really great, right?
[14:50] Jah
    I never made a mistake, right?
[14:55] Jah
    Since I've come here,
    I've been making money to live off,
[14:59] (Flashback) jah
    Welcome!
[15:01] Jah
    done housework,
[15:03] Jah
    set up a life... so I could
    restore the Dark Realm.
[15:19] Jah
    I've been trying so hard!
[15:23] Jah
    Then I finally found one...
[15:26] Jah
    struggled to make it mine...
[15:28] Jah
    and then the Magical Girl just
    stole it from me like that.
[15:32] Jah
    What... What... What...
[15:38] Jah
    do I even do now?!
[15:41] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[15:44] Jah
    I'm trying so hard to restore the Dark Realm
[15:47] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[15:49] Boss
    Oh, no, I've let her drink too much.
[15:51] Jah
    but why am I so useless?!
[15:56] Land
    You're doing good, Ja-ko.
[16:01] Jah
    Land...lord?
[16:03] Land
    I dunno about no Dark Realm.
[16:05] Land
    But you came to this foreign
    place all by yourself.
[16:07] Land
    Ann you're working, making money,
    working, making money...
[16:12] Land
    I can't do anyting withou my shister!
[16:15] Land
    Anyway!
[16:16] Land
    Ja-ko, I'm proud of you!
[16:26] Jah
    Landlord!
[16:32] Jah
    Am I really doing good?
[16:34] Land
    You are!
[16:36] Jah
    Am I... amazing?
[16:38] Land
    You are amazing!
[16:39] Jah
    Am I... smart?
[16:40] Land
    Like a fox!
[16:42] Jah
    Am I... cool?
[16:43] Land
    So cool!
[16:44] Jah
    Am I ...strong?
[16:45] Land
    Stwong!
[16:46] Jah
    Am I the best?
[16:47] Land
    Bestest!
[16:52] Jah
    Do you like me?
[16:54] Land
    I do!
[16:55] Jah
    Landlord!
[16:56] Land
    Ja-ko!
[17:22] Boss
    Oh, my goodness!
[17:24] Boss
    This is all because I didn't stop them.
[17:27] Boss
    It turned into this really funny thing!
[17:31] Boss
    I knew how Ryou-chan gets
    when she's drunk, and yet...
[17:36] Boss
    I'm an idiot! An idiot!
[17:38] Boss
    A failure of an adult!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[17:54] Jah
    Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[17:56] Jah
    Where am I?
[18:06] Jah
    Landlord?!
[18:09] Land
    Ow, what the hell're you doing?
[18:12] Jah
    Why am I sleeping next to you?
[18:16] Jah
    And why are my clothes gone?
[18:18] Jah
    What the hell is this?
[18:20] Land
    What are you doing in my bed?
[18:23] Jah
    That's what I'd like to know!
[18:24] Jah
    We're not even in a bed, though.
[18:25] Boss
    Good morning!
[18:27] Boss
    You two fell asleep on the
    floor like two drunk besties.
[18:30] Boss
    Sorry I couldn't carry you somewhere else.
[18:32] Boss
    You were cute, though.
[18:36] Jah
    Do you like me?
[18:38] Land
    I do!
[18:38] Jah
    Landlord!
[18:40] Land
    Ja-ko!
[18:40] Jah
    Please no...
[18:43] Boss
    There's a lot more of these.
[18:45] Boss
    Look at these.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[18:56] Jah
    Erase that right now! Delete it!
[19:00] Nar
    That moment, the great
    Jahy swore in her heart
[19:03] Nar
    that she would never lose
    herself again when drinking.
[20:37] txt
    The Great Jahy's
[20:37] txt
    3
[20:37] txt
    Minute
[20:37] txt
    Cooking Show
[20:42] Jah
    Today, we're going to make my
    special stir-fried sprouts.
[20:46] txt
    m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[20:46] txt
    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[20:46] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salt - to taste
[20:46] Jah
    You will need the special sale
    19 yen sprouts, and salt.
[20:51] Jah
    We heat up the frying pan, then
    add all of the sprouts at once.
[20:55] Jah
    Randomly stir them and get them cooked.
[21:01] Jah
    Use salt to season the
    sprouts to your liking.
[21:06] Jah
    And then, it's done!
[21:10] Jah
    Now, let's have a taste.
[21:23] Jah
    The salt really complements
    the crunch of the sprouts!
[21:26] Jah
    This is delicious!
[21:28] txt
    The Great Jahy's
[21:28] txt
    3
[21:28] txt
    Minute
[21:28] txt
    Cooking Show
[21:34] Jah
    Today, we're going to make a
    slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[21:37] txt
    m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[21:37] txt
    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[21:37] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
    Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[21:37] Jah
    You will need 34 yen sprouts,
    salt, and pepper.
[21:42] Jah
    We heat up the frying pan,
    and today we'll splurge and add oil!
[21:46] Jah
    Next, we add all of the sprouts at once.
[21:50] Jah
    Let's stir-fry them on high heat.
[21:52] Jah
    Since this is a fancy stir-fry, we don't
    need to worry about the gas bill at all.
[21:57] Jah
    Next, add some salt, and a
    generous amount of pepper.
[22:01] Jah
    Turn off the heat, and it's done!
[22:05] Jah
    Now, let's have a taste.
[22:12] Jah
    The aroma of the pepper is really
    noticeable, this is delicious!
[22:16] txt
    The Great Jahy's
[22:16] txt
    3
[22:16] txt
    Minute
[22:16] txt
    Cooking Show
[22:18] Jah
    Today, we're going to make
    super fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[22:21] txt
    m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[22:21] txt
    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[22:21] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
    Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[22:22] Jah
    You will need, can you believe it,
    68 yen sprouts, salt, and pepper.
[22:26] Jah
    There is one more secret ingredient,
    but we will reveal that later.
[22:32] Jah
    First, we prepare the
    slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[22:37] Jah
    And here it finally is, the fancy ingredient!
[22:42] Jah
    The mere slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts
[22:44] Jah
    transform into super fancy stir-fried
    sprouts just by introducing this mayonnaise!
[22:52] Jah
    Yes, the mayonnaise's richness goes really
    well with the stir-fried sprouts!
[22:55] Jah
    It's like a completely different dish!
[23:00] jah
    Spicy fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:02] jah
    Japanese-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:04] jah
    Italian-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:10] Jah
    No more.
[23:12] Jah
    No more, no more, no more, no more!
[23:13] Jah
    I don't want any more stir-fried sprouts!
[23:15] Jah
    I want to eat something else!
[23:18] land
    Hey, Ja-ko, you about?
[23:20] jah
    What do you want?
[23:22] land
    I brought you something.
[23:24] jah
    You did?
[23:26] land
    They had a sale.
SIGN    Sprouts
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!

Season 1

E7 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!

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[00:06] Jah
    Damn that magical girl...
[00:14] Jah
    I'm going to defeat her and get back
    my mana crystal, no matter what.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:17] Jah
    I swear it as the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command!
[00:37] Jah
    Boss?
[00:54] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:55] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:56] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:57] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:58] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:10] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 7
    
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
[02:11] Jah
    So, what are you doing?
[02:13] Boss
    I haven't gotten any exercise lately,
     so I was doing some drills.
[02:17] Jah
    Huh.
[02:19] Boss
    I'm always motivated in the beginning,
    but I can't seem to keep it up.
[02:25] Jah
    Huh.
[02:26] Boss
    I know, Hy-chan!
    Would you be my workout buddy?
[02:30] Boss
    I asked Ryou-chan, but...
[02:33] (Flashback) Land
    No way.
[02:35] Boss
    That's what she said.
[02:37] Boss
    So please, Hy-chan!
[02:39] Jah
    Why should I do that?
[02:41] Boss
    I'll give you more food after your shifts.
[02:44] Boss
    I'll even take requests.
[02:47] Jah
    I guess I can't leave you hangin'!
[02:49] Boss
    Yay!
[03:06] Boss
    Push-ups... really are hard!
[03:17] Boss
    If they're too much for you,
    you can just take it slow.
[03:22] Jah
    They're not hard at all!
[03:40] Boss
    Hy-chan! Let's just take it slow.
[03:45] Boss
    It's hard for everyone
    when they first start out.
[03:49] Jah
    There's nothing I cannot do...
[03:51] Jah
    I won't stand for that!
[03:52] Jah
    Hyah!
[03:54] Boss
    Let's make your next set one rep.
[03:57] Jah
    Hyah!
[04:00] Jah
    There's nothing I cannot do!
[04:06] Inst
    Let's dance!
[04:08] Inst
    First, we'll get our arms in the air
    and step from side to side.
[04:11] Inst
    Make sure to keep your arms up.
[04:14] Inst
    One! Two! Three! Four!
[04:16] Inst
    Five! Six! Seven!
[04:32] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[04:37] Jah
    I can't. I can't do this.
[04:40] Boss
    Of course you can.
[04:42] Boss
    Just keep at it and you'll
    slowly get better, little by little.
[04:46] Boss
    You just started,
    so you're doing fine, Hy-chan.
[04:50] Boss
    I'm not disciplined enough
    to stick with things,
[04:54] Boss
    so I'm really glad you
    agreed to do this with me.
[04:59] Boss
    Thank you, Hy-chan.
[05:02] Boss
    Let's do this together.
[05:04] Jah
    Yeah!
[05:06] Nar
    And so the two of them started
    training morning until night.
[05:13] Nar
    Through the rain. Through the wind.
[05:16] Nar
    They exercised without fail.
[05:22] Both
    Twenty-nine...
[05:25] Both
    Thirty!
[05:28] Jah
    We did it!
[05:30] Boss
    We really did, Hy-chan.
[05:32] Jah
    Both of us.
[05:36] Jah
    I kinda feel like I've gotten stronger...
[05:39] Jah
    I get it! This is what I was missing.
[05:43] Jah
    I just needed to work out!
[05:45] Jah
    If I keep this up,
    I can defeat that magical girl.
[05:54] Jah
    I'm ready to hit it again tomorrow!
[05:57] Nar
    The next day...
[05:59] Jah
    Boss, let's try this next.
[06:02] Jah
    It's a coupon trial pass
    for a gym or something.
[06:05] Jah
    You can get a great workout there, apparently.
[06:09] Boss
    That's nice... but I'm actually
    back to my original weight.
[06:15] Boss
    My diet was a success!
[06:16] Boss
    See? Look! My upper arms were so flabby,
    but now they're quite sleek.
[06:21] Boss
    And it's all thanks to you joining me.
[06:24] Boss
    Thank you so much, Hy-chan!
[06:28] Jah
    But our training...
[06:31] Boss
    Flab be gone!
[06:32] Boss
    Flab be...
SIGN    Free Trial Pass
[06:40] Jah
    What is wrong with her?
[06:43] Jah
    I regret getting swept up
    in the stupid workout hype.
[06:46] Jah
    My magical powers and stamina
    are both completely drained.
[06:50] Jah
    Oh, well... Time to hit the hay.
[07:24] Jah
    Pipe down!
[07:25] Jah
    Damn, you are so loud!
    Do you know what time it is?!
[07:30] Jah
    Knock it off, jackass!
[07:35] Jah
    It's over.
[07:37] Jah
    Jeez, to get between me and sleep...
[07:40] Jah
    Must have some balls.
[08:00] Jah
    Pipe down!
[08:02] Jah
    How... many... times...
[08:05] Jah
    do I have to say it?!
[08:08] Jah
    Do you have cats in your ears or something?!
[08:10] Jah
    It's nighttime! Go to bed already!
[08:17] Jah
    Damn... I'm exhausted from
    being on my feet all day.
[08:21] Jah
    The landlord will be hearing
    about this tomorrow.
[08:24] Jah
    I hope you realize...
[08:27] Jah
    who you're dealing with...
[08:39] Jah
    So that's how it's going to be, huh?
[08:42] Jah
    Challenge accepted!
[08:43] Jah
    You'll rue the day you crossed
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[08:48] Jah
    Well?! Annoying, huh?! Annoying, isn't it?!
[08:51] Jah
    Eat it!
[08:53] Jah
    I wanna go to sleep!
[08:56] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[08:58] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[09:00] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[09:08] Jah
    They're...
[09:21] Jah
    It can't be...
    They're responding to my sounds?
[09:25] Jah
    Not so fast!
[09:58] Nar
    The Great Jahy's jam session with her
    neighbor lasted until morning.
[10:07] Jah
    Tenacious... li'l bastard...
[10:10] Jah
    But now... it's finally quiet...
[10:24] Jah
    Damn it!
[10:25] Jah
    I feel like I got no sleep,
    and it's totally the neighbor's fault!
[10:28] Jah
    I'm going over to complain to their face!
[10:32] Jah
    Hey! We need to talk!
[10:34] Jah
    What's wrong with you,
    keeping me up like that?!
[10:36] Jah
    I'm not going to let you
    get away with it again!
[10:39] Land
    What are you doing?
[10:43] Jah
    Listen!
[10:45] Jah
    So, my neighbor kept making
    a racket all through the night.
[10:48] Jah
    Hey! The landlord's here now!
[10:50] Jah
    I know you're in there, so open up!
[10:55] Land
    That unit's empty.
[10:58] Jah
    Huh?
[11:06] Nar
    Huh?
[11:11] Nar
    The Great Jahy was growing impatient...
[11:14] Jah
    Damn!
[11:16] Jah
    Nothing...
[11:18] Jah
    Nothing!
[11:20] Jah
    I can't believe it! Where's my mana crystal?!
[11:24] Kid
    Hey, what a cool rock!
[11:26] Jah
    What?
[11:29] Jah
    Really... That kid?
[11:31] Jah
    This is my chance!
[11:33] Jah
    A kid doesn't stand a chance against me.
[11:39] Kid
    Oh, it cracked...
[11:41] Jah
    Hey, you there!
[11:42] Jah
    That rock belongs to me! I dropped it.
[11:45] Jah
    You have my thanks for finding it.
[11:46] Jah
    Now, surrender it forthwith.
[11:50] Kid
    Never.
[11:51] Jah
    Huh?
[11:52] Kid
    Who are you anyway?
[11:53] Kid
    What grade are you in?
[11:55] Kid
    You should be more respectful
    with kids older than you.
[11:58] Kid
    I'll give it to you if you say,
    "May I please have that stone?"
[12:02] Jah
    Do what?
[12:04] Jah
    What'd you just say to me, you little brat?
[12:06] Kid
    Says the even smaller brat.
[12:09] Kid
    You talk funny, too.
[12:11] Kid
    Like some old fart.
[12:13] Jah
    You snot-nosed squirt!
[12:17] Jah
    Hmph. So the problem's my form, is it?
[12:21] Jah
    Shall I show you Jahy's true greatness?
[12:41] Jah
    Well, how about now?
[12:42] Jah
    No further questions, hmm?
[12:48] Jah
    Cat got your tongue?
[12:49] Jah
    Now, relinquish that mana crystal!
[12:52] Kid
    Pervert lady!
[12:53] Jah
    Say what?!
[12:54] Kid
    Leave me alone!
[12:56] jah
    Hey, wait!
[12:57] Kid
    Pervert lady!
[13:00] Kid
    If you want it so bad, you can have it!
[13:05] Jah
    How dare you treat my previous
    mana crystal like that?
[13:12] Jah
    This isn't a mana crystal.
[13:16] Jah
    I can't believe I played
    along with that brat!
[13:18] Jah
    How humiliating!
[13:25] Jah
    My mana crystal is faintly responding...
[13:28] Jah
    It should definitely be
    somewhere around here.
[13:40] Girl
    Hey, what are you doing?
[13:45] Jah
    The hell did you come from?!
[13:48] Girl
    Did you drop something?
[13:51] Jah
    Shoo! Shoo!
[13:52] Jah
    Scram, kid!
[13:53] Jah
    I don't have time for you.
[13:55] Girl
    I'll help you look.
[13:58] Girl
    You need help, right?
[14:01] Girl
    My mom told me that when
    someone's in need, we should help them.
[14:07] Jah
    You think a little girl like you
    can find something like this?
[14:11] Girl
    I don't know. I'll do my best.
[14:14] Girl
    What are we looking for, anyway?
[14:18] Jah
    Well... that's...
[14:20] Jah
    What's up with this kid?
[14:22] Jah
    She's throwing me off.
[14:24] Jah
    Maybe she wants the mana crystal for herself!
[14:32] Jah
    It looks like this.
[14:36] Girl
    Wow, that's so pretty! Just lovely!
[14:39] Jah
    Y-You think so?
[14:41] Girl
    Yeah! I've never seen such
    a lovely stone before.
[14:45] Jah
    Ah, so you can appreciate
     how incredible this is.
[14:48] Jah
    Worlds apart from that little brat earlier.
[14:51] Girl
    My mom won't buy me stuff like this.
     She says I'm too young.
[14:57] Girl
    You're so fancy.
[15:00] Jah
    W-Well, mana crystals aren't meant
    for puny humans like you.
[15:04] Jah
    They're really special.
[15:07] Girl
    Mana crystals? What're those?
[15:09] Jah
    I'll make a special exception and tell you.
[15:11] Jah
    They contain tremendous power.
    They're the source of our magic.
[15:14] Jah
    But if humans hold them,
    terrible misfortune will befall them.
[15:20] Girl
    Really? That sounds dangerous.
[15:23] Jah
    That's right.
[15:24] Jah
    What you see now is not my true form.
[15:27] Jah
    I need more mana crystals to sustain it.
[15:31] Jah
    And once I've reattained
    my original magic powers,
[15:35] Jah
    I will the defeat the bane
     of my existence, that magical girl,
[15:37] Jah
    and restore the Dark Realm.
[15:40] Jah
    Though I'm pretty sure
     that's all over your head.
[15:44] Girl
    How cool!
[15:46] Girl
    So if we find that rock,
    you're going to get super strong?
[15:50] Girl
    Amazing!
[15:53] Girl
    That reminds me. I don't know your name yet.
[15:56] Girl
    Mine's Kokoro. What about you?
[15:59] Jah
    Kokoro, huh?
[16:01] Jah
    Well, my name is Jahy!
[16:03] Jah
    You can call me the Great Jahy.
[16:05] Girl
    Got it, Great Jahy!
[16:12] Jah
    Humans are usually such a pain in the ass,
[16:16] Jah
    but I feel like this girl really gets it.
[16:21] Jah
    Hey, now's not the time for slacking!
[16:24] Jah
    If we don't find the crystal soon,
     the sun's going to set.
[16:26] Girl
    R-Right!
[16:28] Jah
    I'll look over here.
    You check over there.
[16:32] Girl
    Okay!
[16:34] Jah
    She offered to help look
    for the mana crystal herself,
[16:37] Jah
    so I'll take full advantage of her!
[16:57] Jah
    Damn it. I thought it would
    be around here somewhere.
[17:00] Girl
    We just can't find it, Great Jahy....
[17:03] Jah
    You don't have to tell me that.
[17:06] Jah
    Already ready to give up, huh?
[17:08] Jah
    Flighty kids are so unreliable...
[17:11] Girl
    Maybe we should try looking somewhere else.
[17:13] Jah
    Huh?
[17:14] Girl
    I mean, it's really important to you, right?
[17:17] Girl
    Are there any other places you can think of?
[17:21] Jah
    Ack! What is this light?
[17:24] Jah
    O-Oh, right. It's just the sun behind her.
[17:27] Jah
    It's not because I was overwhelmed!
[17:31] Jah
    All right.
[17:32] Jah
    I suppose we can take your
    idea into consideration.
[17:37] Girl
    Great Jahy, why don't we go
    ask at the police station?
[17:40] Jah
    The police station?!
[17:42] Girl
    If you lost something,
     I think the police would help.
[17:52] Jah
    No way!
[17:53] Jah
    Nothing good could come
     of him butting into this.
[17:56] Girl
    Oh, I see. I get it.
    Police officers are big and scary.
[18:01] Girl
    It's better if we just look for it ourselves.
[18:04] Girl
    I'm sorry I forgot how
    important it is to you.
[18:08] Jah
    Yeah...
[18:09] Jah
    What is this heavy feeling?
[18:12] Jah
    Whenever she smiles, my chest hurts.
[18:15] Jah
    Everybody's so useless!
[18:17] Jah
    Just forget it!
    I'm going to go find it myself!
[18:20] Jah
    You should go home, Kokoro!
[18:22] Girl
    Great Jahy?
[18:32] Jah
    I can't stand feeling this way anymo—
[18:40] Girl
    Great Jahy!
[18:45] Girl
    Hold on!
[18:48] Girl
    All better now, right?
[18:53] Jah
    Why...?
[18:56] Girl
    I'm really clumsy, so I'm
    always getting hurt all over.
[19:00] Girl
    So my mom told me to keep bandages on me.
[19:06] Jah
    Kokoro, you're...
[19:14] kid
    Over here!
[19:15] Kid
    Oh crap, it's time!
[19:17] Kid
    Let's race home!
[19:20] Jah
    Isn't it time for you to go, too?
[19:22] Girl
    Yeah.
[19:29] Jah
    What is it?
[19:30] Girl
    I think we'll find one here!
[19:32] Jah
    Find... Oh, the mana crystal?
[19:39] Girl
    Got it!
[19:41] Jah
    Really?!
[19:42] Jah
    Great job, Kokoro!
[19:44] Jah
    Now, hand it—
[19:44] Girl
    Look!
[19:45] Girl
    A four-leaf clover!
[19:47] Jah
    A what?
[19:50] Girl
    See?
[19:52] Jah
    I was looking for mana crystals,
    not some freakin' weed!
[19:57] Girl
    Here. It's for you.
[19:59] Jah
    I'm telling you I don't want it!
[20:01] Girl
    What? But a four-leaf clover
    brings you good luck.
[20:08] Girl
    I hope you find happiness!
[20:12] Girl
    I'm sure you'll find that
    mana crystal soon, too.
[20:17] Jah
    Happiness?
[20:27] Girl
    I'm sorry we couldn't find it today.
[20:29] Girl
    Let's look for it again, Great Jahy!
[20:33] Jah
    S-Sure.
[20:51] Jah
    Maybe I was being too impatient.
[21:00] Jah
    Thank you for waiting!
[21:00] guy
    Ah, here we go!
[21:02] Boss
    My, Hy-chan. You're in
     an awfully good mood today.
[21:05] Jah
    Same as always.
[21:07] Guy
    Excuse me, check please!
[21:09] Jah
    Coming right up!
[21:11] Nar
    Touched by Kokoro's pure heart,
    the Great Jahy's own heart softened a bit.
[22:46] Boss
    Hy-chan, thank you helping me with my diet.
[22:50] Boss
    I brought some sweets as a thank-you.
[22:53] Boss
    You've been wanting some, right?
[22:55] Jah
    Sweets? Like, for free?!
[22:57] Jah
    In that case, I'm totally fine
    with you yanking my chain.
[23:02] Boss
    You really did a great job.
[23:05] Boss
    You deserve a reward.
[23:13] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:16] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:19] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:30] Boss
    I'm even heavier than before?!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!

Season 1

E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!

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[00:01] Nar
    As second-in-command of the Dark Realm,
    the Great Jahy did as she pleased
[00:07] Nar
    and all trembled before her...
[00:11] Nar
    in the past!
[00:19] Jah
    I don't have to work today.
[00:21] Jah
    Maybe I'll take a nice, relaxing bath.
[00:29] Jah
    How the hell am I supposed to relax
    in this pathetic little tub?!
[00:47] txt
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[00:48] txt
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[00:49] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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[00:50] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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[02:03] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 8
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
[02:08] Jah
    I'm starving...
[02:15] Wom
    I've come to pick you up, Your Greatness.
[02:19] Jah
    Who're you?
[02:21] Wom
    I am President Dojima's chauffeur.
[02:24] Jah
    Dojima?
[02:27] Jah
    Oh, you mean Druj?
[02:31] Wom
    After you.
[02:33] Wom
    The president is waiting.
[02:35] Jah
    She is?
[02:37] Jah
    What's this all of a sudden?
[02:42] Wom
    Please help yourself to some
    refreshments, Your Greatness.
[02:50] Jah
    An all-you-can-eat sweets buffet?
[02:52] Jah
    What service from Druj today!
[03:02] Jah
    What's this?
[03:12] Jah
    Wow, now that's nice!
[03:19] Jah
    With all these snacks,
    I could live it up for a while.
[03:23] Jah
    I want to move in here!
[03:27] Wom
    We've arrived.
[03:29] Jah
    Already? No!
[03:31] Wom
    President Dojima is waiting for you.
[03:34] Jah
    I don't care! I live here now!
[03:37] Wom
    Your Greatness...
[03:39] Jah
    No way, no how!
    This is my home now! I live here!
[03:45] Dru
    O Great Jahy! I've been waiting for you.
[03:50] Dru
    Welcome to my company.
[03:52] Jah
    Your company?
[03:53] Dru
    That's right!
[03:53] Dru
    This is my company.
[03:55] Dru
    Druj... or rather, Dojima Corporation!
[04:02] Dru
    I believe when I visited your workplace last,
[04:04] Dru
    I invited you to come here to mine.
[04:08] Jah
    Did you?
[04:10] (Flashback) Dru
    A draft beer, please!
[04:12] (Flashback) Dru
    And I really hope you'll visit me
     at my company, too, Your Greatness!
[04:17] (Flashback) Jah
    Coming right up!
[04:18] (Flashback) Jah
    One draft beer and one company visit, please!
[04:20] Jah
    So you did...
[04:22] Dru
    I sincerely apologize for summoning
     you when you're so busy,
[04:26] Dru
    but I'm in dire need of your help today.
[04:32] Jah
    I am busy. I don't have time to waste here.
[04:37] Dru
    Please find it in your heart.
[04:39] Dru
    This is a job only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command, could handle.
[04:44] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command...
[04:46] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command.
[04:49] Dru
    Only you, the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command!
[04:53] Jah
    Wh-What would you do without me?
[04:56] Jah
    Fine. The Dark Realm's
    second-in-command will help you out.
[05:01] Dru
    Then let us have some tea
     and discuss the matter right away.
[05:13] Jah
    So what does your company do, anyway?
[05:17] Dru
    Our company is a so-called
    management consultancy.
[05:22] Jah
    "Consommé tart"?
[05:24] Dru
    Companies come to us for advice.
     We analyze their financial situations,
[05:28] Dru
    or even offer insight on how
    to improve their businesses.
[05:32] Dru
    Put simply, we take advantage
    of these greedy lower lifeforms
[05:36] Dru
    and suck out that sweet nectar
    called a consultancy fee.
[05:40] Dru
    For a demon, this profession
    is our true calling!
[05:44] Jah
    C-Calm down, Druj...
[05:45] Jah
    True calling...
[05:47] Dru
    Oh, do pardon me.
[05:50] Dru
    At any rate, my experience from the
    Dark Realm has proven extremely useful.
[05:55] Dru
    Of course, it's all thanks to you!
[05:59] Dru
    Not only did you see my abilities,
    you also believed in me
[06:04] Dru
    and entrusted various duties to me.
[06:08] Dru
    You are the greatest teacher!
    The best master!
[06:15] Jah
    I'm glad you see things how they are, Druj.
[06:18] Jah
    Now, why don't you tell me what you need
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command for?
[06:24] Dru
    Actually, we're having a special training
    seminar for all company employees.
[06:31] Jah
    Sure, sure.
[06:32] Dru
    I'd be honored if someone as
    overflowing with charisma as you
[06:37] Dru
    would speak at the event.
[06:39] Jah
    Charisma? I like the sound of that.
[06:43] jah
    Upsy!
[06:43] all
    Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:44] jah
    Upsy!
[06:44] all
    Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:46] Dru
    Would that be possible?
[06:48] Jah
    No problem.
[06:49] Dru
    Oh, thank you so much!
[06:51] Dru
    Please, just step right this way.
[06:53] Jah
    Sure.
[06:55] dru
    Pardon me while I take your clothes.
[06:57] Jah
    Sure.
[06:59] Jah
    That's right.
[07:00] Jah
    That job and that ratty apartment
    aren't where I belong.
[07:06] Jah
    I have a place...
[07:08] Jah
    A place worthy of me!
[07:11] Dru
    It's just about time.
[07:12] Dru
    Right this way, please.
[07:15] Dru
    And now, I would like to welcome to the
    stage the person who I admire most!
[07:21] Dru
    Meet the Great Jahy,
     owner of the Maou Pub!
[07:33] Jah
    Hark the story of the
    Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:38] Jah
    Well met, humans.
[07:41] Jah
    When I was in the Dark Realm,
    power was everything!
[07:45] Dru
    I see!
[07:46] Dru
    In our current society,
    what we need is power!
[07:49] Dru
    In other words, financial power!
[07:50] Dru
    And capable people!
[07:53] Dru
    That's what you mean, right?
[07:57] Dru
    I'd expect no less from you!
[08:03] Dru
    I'm so sorry, Your Greatness!
[08:06] Dru
    I just got so excited...
[08:09] Jah
    Don't worry about it.
[08:12] Jah
    So, in my opinion...
[08:14] Dru
    Those on top need to recognize
    their underlings' talents
[08:17] Dru
    and create an environment where
    they can thrive and work freely!
[08:21] Dru
    That's what you're saying, right?!
[08:23] All
    Wow!
[08:25] All
    Amazing!
[08:27] All
    Makes sense!
[08:30] Jah
    I...
[08:30] Dru
    It's just as you say!
[08:33] Dru
    The ideal superior is someone like you,
[08:37] Dru
    who trusts their underlings and guides them!
[08:41] Dru
    They must know when to be tough.
    When to treat you to a meal.
[08:46] Dru
    Communication between ranks is so important.
[08:48] Dru
    Indeed, we mustn't forget that
    the superior-underling relationship
[08:52] Dru
    is a bond every bit as important
    as that of family and lovers.
[08:58] Dru
    That's what you wanted to say, right?!
[09:07] Dru
    Thank you!
[09:08] Dru
    Let's show our appreciation
    for the Great Jahy!
[09:18] Dru
    Thank you for that amazing speech today.
[09:22] Dru
    I was so moved.
[09:25] Jah
    You can let me out here.
[09:28] Dru
    But why don't we drop you off at your domicile?
[09:30] Jah
    There's somewhere I'd like to stop by.
[09:33] Dru
    Oh, I see...
[09:35] Dru
    Please pull over, then.
[09:37] Wom
    Certainly.
[09:51] Jah
    You did all of the talking!
[09:54] Jah
    That was supposed to be my moment!
[09:57] Jah
    My time in the limelight!
[10:00] Jah
    Druj, you dolt!
[10:12] Dru
    I forgot to tell you,
    but as thanks for today,
[10:16] Dru
    I'd like to invite you to a party.
[10:19] Jah
    Did you say... a party?
[10:21] Dru
    That's right! I'll pick you up next weekend.
[10:26] Jah
    S-Sure.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[10:44] Boss
    My, Hy-chan, you're in a good mood.
[10:47] Boss
    Did something good happen?
[10:49] Jah
    Druj invited me to a party.
[10:51] Boss
    A party?
[10:52] Jah
    It's her way of saying thanks
    for me helping her out.
[10:57] Boss
    Wow! I'm sure it'll be amazing.
[11:01] Boss
    Druj-chan is a company president, after all.
[11:04] Boss
    You've got to dress up for it, okay?
[11:06] Boss
    Maybe do something with your hair.
[11:10] Boss
    Hy-chan, are you bathing regularly?
[11:12] Jah
    Rude!
[11:14] Jah
    I bathe once every three days!
[11:16] Boss
    Once every three days?
[11:18] Jah
    In a washtub...
[11:19] Boss
    A washtub?!
[11:20] Jah
    What else am I supposed to do?
    There's no bath at my place!
[11:25] Boss
    Hy-chan, we'll go when work is over.
[11:28] Jah
    Huh?
[11:29] Jah
    Go where?
[11:31] Boss
    Somewhere nice.
[11:36] Jah
    What's so nice about this place?
[11:38] Jah
    Just looks like some old-ass building.
[11:40] Boss
    It's a place to bathe.
[11:41] Boss
    A public bathhouse.
[11:43] Land
    Why the hell did I have to come?
[11:45] Jah
    A bath?
[11:46] Jah
    Here?
[11:47] Boss
    Let's go on in.
[11:49] Sign
    Bathhouse Admission
    Adults 500 yen
    Students 400 yen
    Children 300 yen
[11:52] Boss
    Hurry up now!
[11:56] Jah
    One child.
[11:57] Old
    Thank you. Go on in.
[11:59] Land
    That's convenient.
[12:01] Jah
    You jealous?
[12:04] Land
    No, not really.
[12:06] Jah
    I paid 300 yen for this,
    so it'd better be good.
[12:22] Land
    Hey, stop switching back and forth
    between being big and small.
[12:26] Jah
    Oh?
[12:27] Jah
    Jealous of my beautiful body?
[12:31] Land
    Not really. Stop taunting me.
[12:33] Boss
    Ryou-chan, are you still
    concerned about your chest?
[12:36] Boss
    You used to drink those supplements,
[12:39] Boss
    but I thought you'd
    stopped worrying these days...
[12:41] Land
    Sis!
[12:42] Jah
    So the bath is this way, is it?
[12:45] Jah
    Well, compared to the Dark Realm,
    this shabby place can't possibly be—
[12:50] Jah
    It's huge!
[12:55] Boss
    Nice, isn't it?
[12:57] Jah
    Well, size isn't all that matters.
[13:03] Jah
    Man, I haven't had hot water in forever!
[13:06] Boss
    Hy-chan, I'll wash your back for you.
[13:11] Boss
    Does anywhere itch?
[13:14] Jah
    A little to the left.
[13:16] Jah
    That's it, that's it...
[13:18] Jah
    Between the nice lather and the boss's
    scrubbing technique, this isn't bad at all!
[13:25] Jah
    Do my arms next.
[13:27] Boss
    Yes, yes.
[13:28] Land
    Hey, Sis, don't spoil Ja-ko so much.
[13:32] Jah
    Jealous?
[13:34] Land
    Not really.
[13:35] Boss
    I used to do this for you, too, remember?
[13:38] Boss
    Up until you started middle school.
[13:42] Land
    Sis!
[13:43] Jah
    Ooh, what's this?
[13:44] Jah
    Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[13:47] Land
    You...
[13:48] Jah
    What a child!
[13:50] Land
    Says the person enjoying
    being bathed like one!
[13:54] Jah
    You'll have to excuse me, little baby.
    I need to go wash my hair.
[14:02] Jah
    Compared to what we had in the Dark Realm,
    this human shampoo can't possibly—
[14:08] Jah
    How does it smell so good?!
[14:13] Jah
    It's so silky to the touch, too.
[14:16] Jah
    I never knew the humans
    had anything like this.
[14:18] Jah
    It's complimentary, too!
[14:20] Jah
    This bathhouse is pretty great.
[14:24] Jah
    My hair is happy, too!
[14:30] Jah
    Wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started.
[14:32] Jah
    The water makes or breaks a bath.
[14:34] Jah
    That'll determine whether
    this place is good or—
[14:37] Jah
    Wow, it's the ideal temperature!
[14:40] Jah
    I've even got plenty
    of room to stretch my legs.
[14:43] Jah
    I don't get how, but these bubbles are
    perfectly massaging my sore shoulders.
[14:51] Jah
    This place is really the best.
[14:54] Jah
    The vast, infinite hot water...
[14:56] Jah
    The tub big enough to stretch out in...
[14:58] Jah
    The wonderful-smelling shampoo...
[15:01] Jah
    I never thought the humans
    had baths this nice.
[15:22] Land
    You shrunk again, Ja-ko!
[15:25] Land
    I thought I told you not to do that here.
[15:28] Land
    Don't ignore me!
[15:31] Boss
    Looks like you're all done now, too.
[15:34] Boss
    Why don't I dry your hair for you?
[15:36] Land
    You're still babying her!
[15:38] Boss
    Oh, just let me.
[15:39] Boss
    We came together after all, you know?
[15:42] Land
    I swear...
[15:44] Boss
    Isn't it nice here, Hy-chan?
[15:46] Boss
    It's close to the pub and it's cheap,
    so the two of us come here often.
[15:54] Boss
    For you.
[15:55] Boss
    Milk after you get out
    is the crowning touch.
[15:58] Jah
    Hey, why didn't you tell me
    about this place earlier?!
[16:02] Boss
    Oh, I didn't know you didn't know about it.
[16:05] Jah
    As the landlord, you should have told me!
[16:08] Jah
    I'm living in your shitty bathless apartment!
[16:12] Land
    Aw, don't sweat the small stuff.
[16:14] Jah
    Damn you...
[16:17] Jah
    That's good!
[16:27] Boss
    We should all do this again soon, Hy-chan.
[16:30] Jah
    Y-Yeah, I guess so.
[16:33] Nar
    The milk after the bath was so delicious
    that the Great Jahy forgave everything.
[16:44] Dru
    Are you ready, Your Greatness?
[16:47] Jah
    Indeed.
[16:49] Dru
    We are both sick of having to spend
    our days in this human world.
[16:56] jah
    Yes, yes.
[16:57] dru
    That is no surprise.
[16:58] dru
    We are inhabitants of the Dark Realm.
[17:00] jah
    Yes, yes...
[17:02] dru
    While we cannot immediately restore
    the Dark Realm, this is a special night.
[17:06] dru
    So let us begin...
[17:09] dru
    the Dark Realm party!
[17:11] ---
    Yeah!
[17:12] dru
    I've prepared a variety of delights for you!
[17:17] Jah
    Oh, wow!
[17:18] Jah
    Dishes from the Dark Realm!
[17:20] Dru
    I tried recreating them
    with ingredients from the human world.
[17:25] Jah
    Wow, it tastes just like the real thing!
[17:29] Dru
    Your Greatness! Your Greatness!
[17:36] Jah
    This is awful!
[17:36] Jah
    You eat it!
[17:38] Dru
    Oh, you've made me so happy!
[17:42] Dru
    Ah, this takes me back!
[17:44] Dru
    I've missed it so!
[17:48] Dru
    Your Greatness, please take a look at this!
[17:53] Jah
    It's Yaku! And Nostar!
[17:55] Jah
    I haven't seen them in forever.
[17:57] Dru
    I made these dolls to look
    just like your old underlings.
[18:00] Jah
    Druj!
[18:02] Jah
    The decorations...
[18:03] Jah
    The food...
[18:05] Jah
    Our brethren!
[18:13] Chant
    O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[18:16] Jah
    I'm really back in the Dark Realm!
[18:23] Guy
    Dojima-san?
[18:24] Guy
    Delivery for you.
[18:26] Dru
    C-Coming!
[18:28] Guy
    Just sign right here, please.
[18:32] Jah
    Druj...
[18:34] Jah
    Can't you read the room?
[18:37] Jah
    This is a special Dark Realm night!
[18:39] Jah
    You said so yourself, didn't you?!
[18:42] Dru
    Please accept my apologies!
[18:44] Jah
    Anything that reminds me
    of the human world is forbidden.
[18:48] Jah
    Understood?
[18:50] Dru
    As you wish!
[18:51] ---
    Hup!
[18:54] Dru
    Now then, let's shake that off and...
[18:59] Jah
    Very good, very good.
[19:01] Dru
    Your Greatness!
[19:06] Dru
    Yes? Dojima here.
[19:10] Dru
    I believe I asked you to take care of that.
[19:14] Dru
    Yes.
[19:15] Dru
    I will.
[19:17] Dru
    Thank you.
[19:18] Dru
    Goodbye.
[19:26] Jah
    Druj...
[19:30] Dru
    My humblest apologies!
[19:32] Dru
    This stupid thing!
[19:35] Dru
    Take that!
[19:36] Dru
    And that!
[19:37] Dru
    And that, too!
[19:41] Dru
    Now, Your Greatness,
    shall we pick up where we left off?
[19:45] Jah
    Yeah, sure.
[19:53] Jah
    I've missed this.
[19:55] Jah
    I've really missed this.
[19:57] Jah
    My Dark Realm...
[20:14] Jah
    What's that noise?
[20:15] Dru
    The clock striking midnight.
[20:18] Jah
    Midnight?
[20:22] Jah
    I need to get home.
[20:24] Dur
    But we haven't had
     the special Dark Realm cake yet!
[20:30] Jah
    It was such a good Dark Realm party,
    I want to leave it in this form.
[20:35] Dur
    Your Greatness?
[20:37] Jah
    I had fun.
[20:39] Jah
    Next time, let's do it
     in the Dark Realm for real.
[20:41] Dur
    Y-Your Greatness?
[21:15] Jah
    I want to go home to the Dark Realm already!
[21:20] Jah
    I swear I'll get those mana crystals!
[21:23] Jah
    And defeat that magical girl!
[21:27] Jah
    And one day, I'll move to
    a place with an actual bath!
[21:32] Jah
    Because I'm... the one and only...
[21:35] Jah
    Great Jahy, second-in-command
     of the Dark Realm!
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    Saurva Can't Catch A Break...

Season 1

E9 - Saurva Can't Catch a Break...

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[00:05] Sau
    That Jahy...
[00:07] Sau
    Curse her for overstepping me,
     the Magnificent Saurva,
[00:09] Sau
    to become the Dark Realm's
     second-in-command.
[00:13] Sau
    Ever since coming to the human world,
[00:15] Sau
    I've waited numerous times
    for the chance to defeat her.
[00:18] Sau
    So many plans I've made and carried out...
[00:25] Sau
    Yet so far, they've all ended in failure,
[00:28] Sau
    only causing me more stress and exhaustion.
[00:32] Sau
    That's why, today, I've decided...
[00:34] Sign
    Bath
[00:36] Sau
    to refresh myself at the bathhouse!
[00:39] Sau
    I even splurged on nice shampoo.
[00:42] Sau
    Just for now, I'll forget all about Jahy
    and really focus on rejuvenating!
[01:02] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:03] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:04] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:05] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:06] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:18] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 9
    
    Saurva Can't Catch A Break...
[02:23] Sign
    Adults 500 yen
    Students 400 yen
    Children 300 yen
[02:23] Left
    Women
[02:23] Right
    Men
[02:40] Sau
    J-Jahy?!
[02:43] Jah
    Ooh, what's this?
    Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[02:46] Land
    You...
[02:47] Sau
    Oh, no! And she's with that punk?!
[02:48] ---
    Pay your rent...
[02:53] Land
    Says the person enjoying
    being bathed like a child!
[02:59] Sau
    Damnation! Curse you, Jahy!
[03:02] Sau
    Does she intend to take even
    my place of relaxation from me?!
[03:05] Sau
    What a monster!
[03:09] Sau
    This is bad.
[03:10] Sau
    If she catches me like this,
    I won't last a second!
[03:18] Sau
    Should I run?
[03:20] Sau
    Wait, no. Luckily, it doesn't
    seem she's noticed me yet.
[03:25] Sau
    I should just quickly slip in while I can.
[03:29] Sau
    After all, I brought the best of the best
    with this super nice shampoo!
[03:35] Sau
    The price tag was luxurious,
    but so is the scent.
[03:39] Sau
    I bet this'll pick me up,
    even under the circumstances.
[04:05] Sau
    J-Jahy?!
[04:08] Sau
    Wh-When the hell
    did she get right next to me?
[04:10] Jah
    How does this shampoo smell so good?!
[04:13] Jah
    It's so silky to the touch, too.
[04:15] Sau
    And she's using a ton of it!
[04:17] Jah
    It's complimentary, too!
[04:19] Jah
    This bathhouse is pretty great.
[04:21] Sau
    Hey, that's my shampoo!
    And it was super expensive!
[04:25] Sau
    But if I say something, I'll be found out...
[04:27] Sau
    What should I do?
[04:29] Sau
    No, this isn't the time to overthink things.
[04:33] Jah
    Huh?
[04:35] Sau
    I did it. I prevented the worst—
[04:38] Sau
    How is so much gone?!
[04:40] Sau
    That monster!
[04:41] Sau
    I haven't even had a chance to use it yet!
[04:45] Sau
    Jahy, you...!
[04:49] Sau
    It was like this in the Dark Realm, too.
[04:51] Sau
    You've been always getting in my way!
[04:54] Sau
    Will you ever be done making me miserable?!
[04:58] Sau
    Well, we're both unarmed.
[05:00] Sau
    It's time to take advantage
    of her carelessness.
[05:04] Sau
    Die, Jahy!
[05:14] Boss
    Are you okay?
[05:18] Sau
    Y-Yes.
[05:22] Boss
    My... That's a rather dangerous
     place for a bar of soap.
[05:28] Boss
    It's still slippery there. Be careful, okay?
[05:33] Sau
    Okay...
[06:05] Sau
    That felt so good!
[06:09] Sau
    And I got to see the lady from the pub, too.
[06:18] Sau
    She was so soft...
[06:26] Sau
    I'll come again.
[06:29] Nar
    Despite everything, Saurva really
    enjoyed her trip to the bathhouse.
SIGN    Craft
     Pub Maou.
[06:41] Jah
    Thank you for waiting!
[06:45] Jah
    Please enjoy!
[06:47] Guy
    She's in a better mood than usual.
[06:49] Guy2
    Right? Maybe something good happened to her.
[06:52] Jah
    Oops! I can't let myself get too giddy.
[06:55] Jah
    Today's finally the day.
[06:59] Jah
    After enduring such hardship
    and working like a horse...
[07:02] Jah
    It's payday!
[07:04] Boss
    Here. It's this month's pay.
[07:06] Boss
    Thanks for everything.
[07:08] Jah
    Heck yeah!
[07:10] Boss
    Make sure not to squander it, you hear?
[07:14] Jah
    Sorry, but new month, new me.
    I'm not the same as I used to be.
[07:18] txt
    Salary
[07:19] Jah
    That's right! I've even sworn to
    forego my favorite thing, meat.
[07:23] Jah
    The reason for that is...
SIGN    Hyper Home Center
[07:27] Jah
    Today, I've come to this huge-ass store to
    buy a weapon to take down that magical girl!
[07:36] Jah
    Now, magical girl, how shall I humiliate you?
[07:42] Jah
    This place sure is big, though...
[07:44] Jah
    I'm not even sure where to start.
[07:47] guy
    Take a look at this!
[07:49] guy
    That pesky grease clinging
    to your pans... is gone!
[07:55] guy
    A five-pack of these amazing
    sponges is only 1,000 yen!
[08:01] Jah
    Boring.
[08:03] guy
    But that's not all!
[08:04] guy
    I'll throw in three extra sponges
     for the same great price!
[08:07] guy
    Today only!
[08:09] guy
    That's quite a bargain.
[08:19] Jah
    That was an unexpected boon.
[08:21] Jah
    I'll give one to my boss.
[08:24] wom
    We all know how tough it can
    be to cut up a pineapple.
[08:27] wom
    But just have a look at this.
[08:29] wom
    See? This makes prepping
     pineapple a piece of cake!
[08:34] Jah
    Boring.
[08:36] Jah
    Who would ever buy that
    kind of useless stuff?
[08:38] wom
    Can I interest you in a sample?
[08:48] Jah
    That's so good!
[08:50] Jah
    With this, I could easily fix
    delicious pineapple every day!
[08:57] Jah
    That was a great find.
[08:59] Jah
    I'll let the landlord
    have some pineapple, too.
[09:03] Jah
    Huh? Financial fortune... rocks?
[09:06] Jah
    "Wear this and..."
[09:08] txt
    Increase your financial fortunes!!
[09:08] txt
    POWER STONE
[09:08] txt
    A lucky charm to attract money!
[09:08] txt
    You're sure to get
    the things you want!
[09:09] Jah
    I'm sure to get the things I want?!
[09:14] Jah
    In other words, if I put this on,
    finding mana crystals will be a cinch?!
[09:23] Jah
    This is exactly what I need!
[09:33] Jah
    Wow, what a lucky day!
[09:35] Jah
    I'm finding all the bargains.
[09:39] Jah
    Now then, all that's left is to find something
    to use against that magical girl.
[09:43] Jah
    All right, where's their weapon section?
[09:47] Jah
    Hmm, they do say the quality
    of your sleep is important.

[09:50] Jah
    It's good for your skin and saves water?!
[09:53] txt
    an6\fnArial\b1\i1\c&HEDE5B2&\3c&HFCFCFE&\4c&HADE0EB&}ULTRA BRILLIANT COATING*
    Food comes off easily
    No oil needed
[09:54] Jah
    This can't be real!
[09:55] Jah
    If it is, then what has
    all my suffering been for?!
[09:59] box
    Memory Foam
    Urethane foam chip pillow
[09:59] pan
    Ultra
    Brilliant Coating
     Frying Pan
[10:06] Jah
    Here we are!
[10:12] Jah
    Hrm, I don't feel like this
     packs enough punch...
[10:17] Jah
    Can I even stab someone with this?
[10:25] Jah
    That's it!
[10:43] Mag
    Is that all you've got?
[10:45] Jah
    Shut up!
[10:47] Jah
    Take this!
[11:18] Jah
    This is just a stick that lights up!
[11:21] Jah
    These here!
[11:22] Jah
    This, too!
[11:23] Jah
    And those!
[11:24] Jah
    All of this!
[11:25] Jah
    It's all useless!
[11:27] Jah
    Why did I buy this crap?!
[11:33] Jah
    Give me my hard-earned money back!
[11:41] Boss
    Wow, this works really well!
[11:45] Boss
    Are you sure I can have them?
[11:47] Jah
    Yeah.
[11:47] boss
    Thank you, Hy-chan!
[11:50] Nar
    The boss was happy!
[11:54] titl
    The Great Jahy
[11:54] titl
    The Great Jahy
[11:55] titl
    fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[11:55] titl
    fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!

[11:56] titl
    fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[12:06] Jah
    All right.
[12:08] Jah
    Bring it on if you dare, magical girl.
[12:11] Jah
    I'll turn the tables on you...
[12:13] Jah
    with this homemade,
    expertly cooked up birdlime trap!
[12:18] Jah
    If she tries to barge in here,
    she'll get completely stuck!
[12:23] Jah
    And that's when I hit her with my magic!
[12:28] Jah
    Wait...
[12:29] Jah
    With her monstrous strength,
    she could easily get out of this trap.
[12:35] Jah
    There's also no guarantee she'll
    try to come through the front door.
[12:39] Jah
    She might come in the window...
[12:43] Jah
    If that's the case, then here! Take this!
[12:48] Jah
    And that's not all!
    I have offensive traps, too!
SIGN    Gong
SIGN    Dong
[12:53] Jah
    How's that?
[12:55] Jah
    I'll beat her for sure.
[12:57] Jah
    Now all I've got to do
    is sit tight until she comes.
[13:01] Jah
    Look at me! I'm such a strategist.
[13:32] Jah
    She's not coming...
[13:49] Jah
    I'm getting hungry.
    Guess I'll have to take care of that.
[13:52] Jah
    Time to go shopping for some dinner.
[14:21] Jah
    Now I've done it!
[14:25] Jah
    This can't be happening!
[14:26] Jah
    Does this mean I can't leave here*
    until the magical girl shows up?!
[14:30] Jah
    What if... she never comes?
[14:33] skel
    Jaheek...
[14:36] Jah
    No, no, no, no....
[14:45] Jah
    Get over here already, magical girl!
[14:46] Jah
    Right now!
[14:47] Jah
    Right this instant!
[14:48] Jah
    You want mana crystals? I've got one!
[14:50] Jah
    Come!
[14:52] Jah
    Come!
[14:54] Land
    Hey, Ja-ko. I'm here for the rent.
[14:58] Jah
    Not you!
[15:03] Land
    Hey, what the hell is this?
[15:04] Jah
    Oh, no! The trap!
[15:06] Jah
    Landlord!
[15:09] Jah
    If that washbasin hits her,
    she's really going to lose it!
[15:12] Jah
    I have to... distract her somehow!
[15:15] Jah
    Somehow!
[15:16] Jah
    This is the only way!
[15:24] Land
    Ja-ko?!
[15:27] Land
    Hey, Ja-ko? Are you okay? Hey!
[15:33] Jah
    Landlord... are you okay?
[15:36] Land
    Yeah, I'm fine, but what's all this?
[15:39] Jah
    It's a trap I made.
[15:41] Land
    Wha?
[15:42] Jah
    I've changed, huh?
[15:44] Jah
    To think that a day would come when I
    protect a human, and that human is you...
[15:50] Jah
    So forgive me.
[15:52] Land
    Uh, you set this up
    and took that hit yourself.
[15:59] Land
    Defense against the magical girl?
[16:01] Jah
    Yes. You never know when she's
    going to come attack me again.
[16:05] Land
    Well, if that's what this is about,
    you should've come talked to me.
[16:09] Land
    I'm the landlord. It's my
    job to protect my tenants.
[16:17] Jah
    You? Protect me?
[16:19] Jah
    I'm second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[16:21] Land
    How are you this insufferable?!
[16:25] Nar
    Unbeknownst to the Great Jahy,
[16:26] Nar
    security measures around the apartment
    were tightened that day.
[16:40] Jah
    Challenging me with your pathetic strength?
    Don't make me laugh.
[16:44] Jah
    I'll show you the power of
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[16:50] Land
    It's rent time. Pay up.
[16:52] dog
    Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof! Woof!
[17:04] Sau
    Damn it!
[17:10] Sau
    I need to move on to my new strategy...
[17:15] Sau
    But I'm so frightened of Jahy that I'm
    having nightmares about her every night!
[17:20] Sau
    How can she scare me so?
[17:25] Sau
    She's terrifying!
[17:30] Sau
    That hair...
[17:33] Sau
    It can't be!
[17:34] Jah
    Unhand that!
[17:36] Sau
    Jahy?!
[17:39] Sau
    No, it's not...
    It's just a kid with her hairstyle.
[17:44] Sau
    Jahy's well endowed, sexy, and dignified.
[17:48] Sau
    She has an aura!
[17:50] Jah
    Give it back, you bastards!
[17:52] Sau
    This kid isn't giving me any of those vibes.
[17:56] Sau
    Besides, there's no way that Jahy...
[17:57] Sau
    could be so adorable!
[18:00] Sau
    It's someone else!
[18:04] Sau
    You there! Are you all right?
[18:07] Jah
    You...
[18:10] Jah
    Who the hell are you?!
[18:12] Sau
    I-I'm just a passerby.
[18:14] Jah
    Stay back!
[18:16] Jah
    This is a fight to death over
    lunch between me and the crows!
[18:21] Sau
    Wh-What a strong child!
[18:23] Sau
    She's so small yet fighting so fiercely!
[18:27] Sau
    Quite unlike me!
[18:29] Sau
    I'll save you!
[18:32] Sau
    Come, crows! I am your foe now!
[18:36] Jah
    What are you doing?!
[18:40] Jah
    No! That was my lunch!
[18:46] Jah
    This is all your fault, you maggot.
[18:50] Sau
    M-Maggot?
[18:55] txt
    Salmon
[18:55] txt
    120 yen
[18:58] Sau
    I'm sorry. Please accept this as an apology.
[19:01] Jah
    Hmph! I'm not so down on my luck
     that I'd accept handouts from strangers.
[19:06] Sau
    I see.
[19:08] Sau
    You're tough, aren't you?
[19:10] Jah
    Guess so.
[19:12] Sau
    What do I have to do
    to become as tough as you?
[19:18] Jah
    What's that? You want to be tough?
[19:22] Sau
    Yeah.
[19:25] Sau
    There's someone I really want to defeat.
[19:29] Jah
    That so?
[19:31] Sau
    But I kept screwing up
    and now I've lost faith in myself.
[19:37] Jah
    I hear you.
[19:41] Jah
    Even for me, there are times
    when things don't work out.
[19:44] Jah
    But I never ever give up!
[19:47] Jah
    Even when things don't go my way,
    again and again... I keep fighting!
[19:51] Jah
    So you can't give up either.
[19:54] Jah
    If you keep at it, you'll
    beat them one day for sure!
[20:07] Sau
    Yeah, I will!
[20:10] Sau
    Thank you! I'll do my best...
[20:13] Jah
    Don't cry.
[20:15] Jah
    You can do it.
[20:17] Sau
    That reminds me! What's your na—
[20:19] Jah
    Waugh! It's time for work!
[20:24] Sau
    W-Wait!
[20:27] Sau
    She's gone...
[20:30] Sau
    Again and again, huh?
[20:33] Sau
    She's right!
[20:34] Sau
    What are two measly failures?!
[20:36] Sau
    No matter how many times
    it takes, I'll keep going!
[20:41] Sau
    Thank you...
[20:47] Sau
    strong girl!
[20:55] Sau
    I've found you at last...
[20:57] Sau
    I've found you at last.
[21:00] Sau
    I've found you... at last!
[21:03] Sau
    Today you meet your doom!
[21:05] Sau
    I've found you at last!
[21:07] Jah
    What the hell is going on?!
[21:14] Jah
    It's a regular weekday!
[21:16] Jah
    Why is it so damn busy?!
[21:18] Boss
    Hy-chan, this is for table 2.
[21:21] Boss
    Please get it out quickly.
[21:22] Guy
    Can I get another warm towel?
[21:24] guy
    Another beer, please!
[21:25] guy
    Me, too!
[21:27] Jah
    I heard you!
[21:30] Boss
    Please take care of table 3, as well.
[21:31] Jah
    H-H-Hold it! I haven't even gotten
     the stuff to table 2 yet!
[21:38] txt
    Craft Pub Maou.
[21:45] Sau
    M-Maybe next time...
[21:51] Sau
    Let's do that.
[21:53] Nar
    Not realizing that Jahy was the
    very girl who'd encouraged her,
[21:57] Nar
    Saurva lost to Jahy again today...
    unbeknownst to everyone.
[23:34] Prev
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    The Magical Girl Will Not Lose!

Season 1

E10 - The Magical Girl Will Not Lose

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[00:03] Kok
    I wonder if the Great Jahy is already there!
[00:25] Mag
    It's dangerous to cross at intersections
    without stopping and looking both ways.
[00:30] Mag
    Please be careful in the future.
[00:33] Kok
    I... I will.
[00:42] Kok
    Th-Thank you!
[01:00] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:01] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:02] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:02] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:03] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:16] Tit
    Restoration Plan No. 10
    
    The Magical Girl Will Not Lose!
[02:23] Jah
    We didn't find any mana
    crystals today either...
[02:27] Jah
    Do you know any places bigger than this?
[02:30] Kok
    Yeah! There's a park beyond the train
    station. It's bigger than this one.
[02:34] Kok
    We should go there next time, Great Jahy.
[02:39] Kok
    Oh, hey, Great Jahy...
[02:42] Kok
    I met a magical girl today.
[02:45] Jah
    What?
[02:45] Jah
    Are you serious?
[02:48] Kok
    Yeah!
[02:49] Kok
    Looks like they're real.
[02:52] Kok
    Not just something from manga and anime.
[02:55] Kok
    She was so cool!
[02:59] Kok
    Great Jahy?
[03:00] Jah
    Damn that magical girl...
[03:03] Jah
    It's not just my mana crystal...
    She's trying to steal Kokoro's heart, too?!
[03:09] Jah
    Oh... Oh, boy. Kokoro, you really don't
    have an eye for this kind of thing.
[03:14] Jah
    Can't you see someone much more
    impressive standing before you now?
[03:19] ---
    
[03:20] Kok
    But the magical girl was way bigger than you.
[03:26] Kok
    She seemed really strong, too.
[03:29] Jah
    Oh, but I'm also big and strong!
[03:34] Jah
    I guess I haven't shown you my true form yet.
[03:39] Kok
    Your true form?
[03:45] Jah
    I can transform, you know.
[03:48] Jah
    Well? Wanna see?
[03:50] Kok
    I do!
[03:52] Jah
    Huh? I can't hear you.
[03:54] Jah
    Say it louder.
[03:56] Kok
    I want to see it!
[03:57] Jah
    Louder!
[03:59] Kok
    I want to see it!
[04:00] Jah
    Well, if you're that insistent,
    I guess you leave me no choice.
[04:07] Jah
    Behold my true form...
[04:09] Jah
    Feast your eyes upon me!
[04:28] Jah
    So, what do you think, Kokoro?
[04:29] Jah
    This is my real form!
[04:32] Kok
    Great Jahy, that's so cool!
[04:35] Kok
    You're so beautiful!
[04:37] Kok
    Just wonderful!
[04:41] Jah
    That's right!
[04:43] Jah
    I'm cool, beautiful, and wonderful.
[04:46] Jah
    Go on... Keep singing my praises!
[04:51] Kok
    You're so stylish!
[04:52] ---
    Yup, yup.
[04:53] Kok
    And grown-up!
[04:55] ---
    That's right.
[04:55] Kok
    I'm so surprised!
[04:57] ---
    Aren't you just?
[04:58] Kok
    You're so strong!
[05:00] ---
    That's it, that's it!
[05:02] Jah
    I'm not losing Kokoro to that nerd!
[05:07] Kok
    Say, Great Jahy,
[05:09] Kok
    could you pick that up?
[05:21] Kok
    Amazing!
[05:25] Jah
    Right?
[05:27] Jah
    That was... nothing...
[05:31] Jah
    Could do... this in my... sleep...
[05:34] Kok
    Wow, wow, wow!
[05:36] Kok
    Oh, oh, oh!
[05:38] Kok
    What about magic?
[05:39] Kok
    Can you do magic?!
[05:41] Jah
    I... sure can!
[05:53] Kok
    It's magic!
[05:59] Jah
    How was that?
[06:03] Kok
    You're amazing!
[06:08] Jah
    I guess you understand my true power now.
[06:12] Kok
    Yeah!
[06:15] Kok
    You're cooler and stronger
    than anyone I know!
[06:20] Jah
    Really?
[06:21] Kok
    Yeah, really!
[06:23] Jah
    I see.
[06:33] Jah
    Oh, no!
[06:34] Jah
    I've gotta get going.
[06:36] Kok
    What, already?
[06:38] Jah
    Yeah. We'll have to continue our
    search for mana crystals some other time.
[06:41] Kok
    Okay!
[06:46] Jah
    Man...
[06:47] Jah
    Didn't think I'd be using
    my powers in such a way.
[07:02] Jah
    Don't tell me this is who
    Kokoro was talking about...
[07:06] Pyrica
    Hup!
[07:07] Pyrica
    There!
[07:09] Pyrica
    That's it!
[07:10] ---
    Yes!
[07:11] Jah
    Couldn't be.
[07:11] Pyrica
    Come on!
[07:13] Girl
    One more!
[07:15] Girl
    Good!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[07:19] Boss
    What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[07:21] Jah
    Sorry.
[07:23] Nar
    The Great Jahy had to take the night off
    because she'd used up too much of her power.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[07:31] Boss
    Hy-chan, could you get the phone please?
[07:38] Jah
    I can't go on like this.
[07:40] Jah
    I'll never be able to win against
    that magical girl this way.
[07:44] Boss
    Hy-chan, the phone!
[07:46] Boss
    Would you answer it?
[07:51] Jah
    Thank you for calling. This is Pub Maou.
[07:55] Jah
    A reservation?
[07:56] Jah
    Yes, of course!
[07:58] Jah
    We'll see you later.
[08:00] Boss
    You've gotten really good at
    answering the phone properly.
[08:05] Boss
    In the beginning, you didn't even know how to
    pick up the receiver and you'd get so flustered.
[08:09] Jah
    Of course I did!
[08:11] Jah
    I am the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:14] Jah
    Besides, who could have dreamed
     the day would come
[08:17] Jah
    that I had to answer the phone
    and make nice with humans?!
[08:20] Boss
    You're not just a mere shift lead.
    You're like the shift master!
[08:24] Boss
    Well, you're still our only employee, but...
[08:30] Jah
    If you get it, then hire some
    more people already!
[08:32] Jah
    Damn it.
[08:34] Jah
    I'm not here to become a shift master.
[08:36] Jah
    Remember!
[08:37] Jah
    I'm...
[08:39] Jah
    the one that all the Dark Realm
    feared, revered, and served!
[08:45] Jah
    And now I'm growing accustomed
    to the human world?!
[08:49] Jah
    Bowing my head to humans?
    That's absolutely unthinkable!
[08:52] Jah
    An absolute travesty I cannot brook!
[08:54] Guest
    Thank you!
[08:56] Jah
    Oh, see you two later!
[08:58] Jah
    Thank you so much for coming!
[09:00] Man
    Another great job tonight, Jahy-chan.
[09:04] Man
    We'll be back.
[09:05] Jah
    We look forward to it!
[09:12] Boss
    Hy-chan, that was lovely smile just now.
[09:14] Jah
    Shut up!
[09:16] Jah
    I'm only doing this for the mana crystals...
[09:18] Jah
    I have no choice
    but to work here to survive.
[09:22] Jah
    I don't need to pander to these humans.
[09:26] Man
    Wasabi octopus, some edamame,
    and three beers, please!
[09:29] Jah
    Coming right up!
[09:31] Jah
    And yet...
[09:32] Man2
    Do you have any other recommendations today?
[09:34] Jah
    Our tempura!
[09:35] Man2
    Oh, then I'll take that!
[09:38] Jah
    Good choice!
[09:39] Jah
    And yet...
[09:40] Man3
    Excuse me! Could we order, too, please?
[09:43] Jah
    Coming!
[09:45] Jah
    My body...
[09:47] Jah
    keeps moving...
[09:53] Jah
    It's like I'm being controlled by the boss!
[09:58] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:03] Jah
    Feared and revered by all...
[10:07] Jah
    I hate this!
[10:09] Jah
    At this rate, I'll... I'll... I'll...
[10:17] Jah
    Not only will I fail to get the
    mana crystals from that magical girl...
[10:21] Jah
    I'll cease to be who I really am.
[10:34] Boss
    Are you okay, Hy-chan?
[10:36] Jah
    It's all your fault...
[10:38] Jah
    that I adapted to you humans...
[10:41] Jah
    that I got used to being nice to you...
[10:46] Jah
    It's all your fault!
[10:49] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[11:11] Boss
    Maybe you haven't realized it,
[11:14] Boss
    but isn't the reason you've
    been smiling so much lately
[11:17] Boss
    because you're having fun working?
[11:21] Jah
    Fun?
[11:23] Boss
    Yes.
[11:24] Boss
    You've welcomed so many people
    tonight with your smile.
[11:29] Boss
    You put smiles on all their faces,
[11:32] Boss
    and maybe that's the real reason
     you're so happy.
[11:35] Boss
    You wouldn't be able to give
    such a wonderful smile otherwise.
[11:40] Boss
    Come on. Stand up.
[11:49] Jah
    I see...
[11:51] Jah
    I'm having fun at work.
[11:57] Jah
    As if!
[11:59] Jah
    You can't fool me with your words!
[12:01] Jah
    You're not getting me!
[12:03] Boss
    Oh my.
[12:04] Jah
    This place...
[12:08] Jah
    As soon as I've gathered the mana
    crystals and restored the Dark Realm,
[12:14] Jah
    I'm quitting this place!
[12:17] Boss
    Good luck, Hy-chan.
[12:37] Man
    I'm so sorry!
[12:38] Man
    Are you all right?
[12:39] Kyou
    Yes. Please don't worry.
[13:11] Man2
    I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[13:13] Kyou
    Yes, I'm fine.
[13:19] Jah
    I believe I warned you.
[13:21] Jah
    You shouldn't have that mana crystal.
[13:27] Jah
    Mana crystals hold raw magic power.
[13:30] Jah
    In the hands of humans, they cause
    all manner of misfortune...
[13:37] Jah
    and frighteningly bad luck!
[13:40] Jah
    Today, I left my mana crystal at home.
[13:43] Jah
    Now that I know she can't steal it
    from me, I'm not scared of her at all!
[13:50] Nar
    The Great Jahy's strategy was to take
    advantage of the magical girl
[13:54] Nar
    being physically and emotionally exhausted
    from the mana crystal's influence.
[13:59] Nar
    Then, after taking the mana crystal back,
    she would beat her to a pulp.
[14:03] Jah
    Let's see...
[14:13] Jah
    Nice. That's the ticket.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[14:50] Jah
    She's totally drowning in misfortune,
[14:55] Jah
    but she's not affected whatsoever.
[14:57] Jah
    How?
[15:07] Jah
    What is this place?
[15:16] Girl
    She's completely soaked!
[15:18] Girl2
    It did start pouring suddenly.
[15:20] Girl3
    Why didn't she use her umbrella?
[15:22] Girl4
    She probably didn't have one.
[15:29] txt
    Fortune of Misfortune
[15:33] Jah
    What?!
[15:35] Girl
    Oh, no!
[15:36] Girl2
    Teacher!
[15:37] Girl3
    Jingu-san is...
[15:39] Teach
    What happened?!
[15:42] kyou
    It's fine. The nurse's office will do.
[15:52] Jah
    She...
[15:57] Jah
    Come on, this isn't the time
    to feel sympathy for her!
[16:00] Jah
    Today's the day I take my mana crystal back!
[16:03] Sign
    Nurse's Office
[16:15] Jah
    On with my strategy.
[16:17] Jah
    This is the perfect opportunity.
[16:19] Jah
    All right, time to get it back!
[16:23] Jah
    My mana crystal!
[16:30] Jah
    You're awake?!
[16:39] Kyou
    It's you... from that one time.
[16:46] Kyou
    I wouldn't have expected you
    to come all the way here.
[16:53] Jah
    Stop being scared!
[16:55] Jah
    Stop being afraid!
[16:56] Jah
    She's weakened.
[16:58] Jah
    Now's your chance!
[17:05] Jah
    T-Today's the day you g-give me
    back my mana crystal.
[17:09] Kyou
    Ah, there's no need to thank me.
    Your gratitude is thanks enough.
[17:12] Jah
    Listen to me!
[17:14] Kyou
    You came to thank me
    for taking the crystal off of you.
[17:18] Jah
    What're you on about?!
[17:22] Kyou
    Today, I shouldered all this
    misfortune for carrying the crystal again.
[17:27] Kyou
    If I hadn't done that, it would
    have happened to someone else.
[17:30] Kyou
    When I think about that... my heart races!
[17:42] Kyou
    It's true that the mana crystal's
    misfortune is terrifying.
[17:47] Kyou
    Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[17:51] Kyou
    I don't want to see anyone else cry again
    because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[17:58] Kyou
    That's why I became a magical girl.
[18:02] Jah
    I thought you were doing this because you're
    some sort of masochistic pervert...
[18:09] Jah
    But she's...
[18:13] Kyou
    I've said it before, but I eventually intend
    to destroy the mana crystals I collect.
[18:18] Jah
    Destroy them?!
[18:23] Kyou
    Ah!
[18:24] Kyou
    Someone might be facing misfortune right now!
[18:27] Kyou
    I can't just sit here!
[18:29] Kyou
    Apologies, but we'll have to continue
    this conversation when we have more time.
[19:01] Kyou
    Farewell, little girl!
[19:03] Kyou
    May we meet again!
[19:05] ---
    Hup!
[19:10] Lady
    How are you feeling, Jingu-san?
[19:14] Lady
    Who are you?!
[19:15] Jah
    I didn't do anything!
[19:16] Lady
    Hey, wait!
[19:20] Girl
    Look!
[19:21] Girl2
    Oh, how cute!
[19:24] Girl3
    What's a grade schooler doing here?
[19:26] Girl3
    Where'd you come from?
[19:27] Girl3
    Are you lost?
[19:28] Girl3
    She's so small!
[19:29] Girl3
    What a weird T-shirt.
[19:31] Girl3
    That's an odd hairstyle.
[19:33] Girl3
    So cute!
[19:34] Jah
    Get your filthy hands off of me! How rude!
[19:37] Jah
    Or are you looking for a slaughter fest?!
[19:39] Girl
    What is that, like some kind of festival?
[19:41] Girl
    Oh, I love little feisty kids like her!
[19:45] jah
    Stop it!
[19:46] Girl
    Wait!
[19:47] Jah
    Never!
[19:50] Jah
    Damn that magical girl!
[19:52] Jah
    What's up with her?
[19:53] Jah
    She's human yet doesn't fear misfortune.
[19:55] Jah
    Then there's her obsession
    with the mana crystals.
[19:58] Jah
    And that power...
[20:05] Kyou
    It's true that the mana crystal's
    misfortune is terrifying.
[20:07] Kyou
    Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[20:11] Kyou
    I don't want to see anyone else cry again
    because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[20:17] Kyou
    That's why I became a magical girl.
[20:21] Jah
    Why...
[20:22] Jah
    Why would she go that far?
[20:25] Jah
    Snap out of it!
[20:27] Jah
    Anyway, I need to do whatever it takes to get
    those crystals back before she destroys them!
[22:23] Wom
    Somebody, please help!
[22:32] Wom
    Thank you so much!
[22:34] Kyou
    It was nothing.
[22:50] Wom
    A-Are... you okay?
[22:53] Kyou
    Yes, this is not a problem.
[22:56] Kyou
    Farewell.
[23:00] Kyou
    I got this!
[23:02] wom
    My purse!
[23:03] Kyou
    You won't get away!
[23:05] Wom
    Pervert!
[23:06] Kyou
    Not on my watch!
[23:15] Kyou
    I was able to take on the misfortunes
    of others again today.
[23:18] Kyou
    There's no better feeling than this!
[23:21] Kyou
    I'm going to save more and
    more people from misfortune!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Landlord Can't Come Home...

Season 1

E11 - The Landlord Can't Come Home...

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[00:04] Jah
    What are you doing, Boss?
[00:06] Boss
    Oh, Hy-chan!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:08] Boss
    I was thinking I could
    raise some vegetables here.
[00:11] Boss
    Home grown, you know?
[00:13] Jah
    Home grown?
[00:15] Boss
    I was thinking it would be nice to grow
    my own veggies to serve in the restaurant.
[00:19] Boss
    It would save money on ingredients, too.
[00:23] Boss
    What do you think?
[00:25] Jah
    Meh, seems like a huge pain in the butt.
[00:28] Boss
    Oh, but freshly picked
    vegetables are so tasty.
[00:32] Boss
    You've got your radishes, lollo rosso,
[00:35] Boss
    bell peppers, cherry tomatoes,
    eggplants, okra...
[00:43] Jah
    I just had a great idea.
[00:45] Jah
    If this little guy gets to growing...
[00:58] Jah
    I can save on my food bill!
[01:19] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:20] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:21] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:22] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:23] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:25] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:40] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 11
    
    The Landlord Can't Come Home...
[02:40] Boss
    I hope you come out soon,
    little cherry tomatoes.
[02:44] Boss
    And then you'll have to grow nice and strong.
[02:47] Boss
    I know you can do it.
[02:50] Jah
    What are you doing?
[02:52] Boss
    Taking care of my cherry tomatoes.
[02:54] Boss
    It said that if you talk to
    your plants, they grow better.
[02:59] Boss
    So I try to talk to them every day
    when I water them.
[03:08] Jah
    Still haven't sprouted, I see.
[03:10] Jah
    You've got guts...
[03:12] Jah
    to be so insolent!
[03:14] Jah
    Take this!
[03:18] Jah
    Now grow! Grow and fill my belly!
[03:26] Boss
    Look, look, Hy-chan!
[03:29] Boss
    They sprouted.
[03:30] Boss
    Cute, huh?
[03:35] Boss
    Keep it up, just like this!
[03:38] Boss
    And I'll keep showering you with love, too.
[03:47] Jah
    Why?
[03:48] Jah
    Why won't you grow?!
[03:50] Jah
    Here I am, talking to you
    every day, giving you water,
[03:53] Jah
    and putting you in a nice sunny spot,
    yet this is how you repay me!
[03:56] Boss
    I'll keep showering you with love.
[04:01] Jah
    Are you telling me you don't get enough love?
[04:05] Jah
    Fine then, tomatoes...
    No! Starting today, your name is Tomarou!
[04:11] Sign
    Name: Tomarou
[04:13] Jah
    Tomarou, you exist to fill my belly.
[04:18] Jah
    You live for me, and you shall die for me.
[04:21] Jah
    Consider it an honor! You got that?!
[04:24] Jah
    And if you still won't sprout...
[04:29] Jah
    I'll take you outside and into the sunshine!
[04:33] Jah
    Well, how's the outdoors? Nice and warm, huh?
[04:36] Jah
    You want to go home?
[04:38] Jah
    Well, too bad! Suck it up!
[04:42] Land
    Ja-ko?
[04:45] Jah
    You're gonna get all
    the sunshine you can stand!
[04:49] Jah
    And after this, it's the
     elephant watering can for you!
[04:53] Land
    What the hell is she doing?
[05:03] Jah
    Yes!
[05:04] Jah
    You sprouted!
[05:06] Jah
    I knew you could do it, Tomarou!
[05:11] Jah
    Hey, I know! As a reward,
     you get some expensive fertilizer.
[05:14] Jah
    Rejoice!
[05:15] Jah
    Now you keep at it.
[05:18] Jah
    And when you grow me some produce,
    I'll make you my left-hand man!
[05:26] Jah
    Toma...rou?
[05:31] Jah
    Why, Tomarou?!
[05:35] Jah
    Are these bugs?!
[05:37] txt
    King of Gardening
[05:39] jah
    What a silly fool!
[05:41] jah
    You can't even take care of yourself
    when you're in danger!
[05:43] jah
    You'll never become my underling this way!
[05:47] txt
    Bug Repellent
    For Vegetables & Flowers
    Made With Natural Herbs
[05:48] Jah
    Here we go!
[05:50] Jah
    Bug repellent from natural herbs
    that's gentle on plants!
[05:57] Jah
    You can't die now!
[05:59] Jah
    Don't think you can croak before
    you bear fruit, Tomarou!
[06:03] Jah
    Hang in there, Tomarou!
[06:05] Jah
    Live!
[06:06] Jah
    Believe it in your heart!
[06:08] Jah
    I know you can do it! I know it!
[06:12] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:13] Jah
    Tomarou...
[06:23] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:25] Jah
    Toma...
[06:29] Jah
    Tomarou!
[06:32] Jah
    You did it!
[06:34] Jah
    What a feat!
[06:36] Jah
    I knew you'd become my left-hand man.
[06:51] Jah
    Tomarou...
[07:05] Nar
    Thus the days passed...
[07:20] Jah
    Produce!
[07:22] Jah
    We've got produce!
[07:28] Jah
    All right!
[07:29] Jah
    You did it! You really did it, Tomarou!
[07:32] Jah
    I always believed in you.
[07:35] Jah
    I believed in you! I knew you'd serve me!
[07:39] Jah
    So beautiful.
[07:41] Jah
    Almost too beautiful to eat.
[07:44] Jah
    But I'm gonna eat it anyway!
[07:54] Jah
    That's hot!
[07:56] Jah
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[08:03] Jah
    Blech, that's terrible... just terrible...
[08:05] Jah
    You betrayed me!
[08:09] Jah
    Why?!
[08:10] Jah
    You're supposed to be a tomato!
[08:11] Jah
    A tomato!
[08:13] Jah
    A little tiny tomato!
[08:13] txt
    The My Little Vegetable Garden Series
[08:13] txt
    Habanero
[08:13] txt
    That famous super-hot chili!
    Also a great ornamental plant
     for its beautiful red color
[08:13] txt
    30 seeds
[08:16] Jah
    Give me back my time and my money
    and my love and my hard work!
[08:23] Boss
    Thank you again for all the wonderful produce.
[08:29] Boss
    How sweet!
[08:43] Jah
    The window...
[08:44] Jah
    Damnation.
[08:45] Jah
    This is why this place is a dump.
[08:49] Jah
    Fixed it.
[08:50] Jah
    I can't wait to get
    the hell out of this hovel.
[08:56] Jah
    Landlord?
[08:59] Jah
    What do you want?
[09:00] Jah
    Rent isn't due yet!
[09:05] Boss
    I'm living here now.
[09:10] Jah
    What?
[09:12] Boss
    I got in a fight with my sister.
[09:15] Jah
    What?!
[09:16] Jah
    Don't get me mixed up
    in your sibling rivalry!
[09:19] Boss
    What do you care?
[09:20] Jah
    Shoo, shoo! Git! Scram! Go home!
[09:23] Boss
    I'm the one who lets you live here in
    the first place, so stop complaining.
[09:28] Jah
    Why my apartment though?
[09:31] Jah
    Wait...
[09:33] Jah
    The next unit is empty.
[09:35] Jah
    Why don't you go live there alone?
[09:41] Boss
    I'd be lonely all by myself!
[09:43] ---
    What?!
[09:45] Jah
    Then go back home!
[09:46] Boss
    I told you I'm not doin' that!
[09:49] Jah
    What about the inconvenience
     you're causing me?!
[09:57] Boss
    Your rent will be free.
[10:02] Jah
    Please make yourself at home!
[10:04] Boss
    Then it's all settled!
[10:06] Jah
    I only have bedding and food for myself.
[10:08] Boss
    I know. I don't need food.
[10:11] Boss
    I'll take the bedding, though.
[10:12] Jah
    Say what?! Everything is for me!
[10:14] Boss
    Then I guess we're sleepin' together!
[10:16] Jah
    Hell no, you moron!
[10:18] Jah
    You can sleep on the floor!
[10:26] Jah
    That's my blanket!
[10:32] Jah
    Now I can finally sleep...
[10:39] Jah
    That's mine!
[10:41] Jah
    You...
[10:46] Jah
    Get out!
[10:52] Jah
    Go home and make up with the boss already!
[10:55] Land
    Not until she comes over and apologizes.
[10:57] Jah
    What about me?!
[10:59] Jah
    You ate my snacks without asking!
[11:01] Jah
    You leave your clothes all over!
[11:03] Jah
    You even steal my blanket!
[11:07] Jah
    I... I...
[11:08] Jah
    Get out, get out, get out, get out!
[11:12] Land
    Fine.
[11:14] Land
    On top of the free rent,
[11:17] Land
    I'll take care of the housework.
[11:19] Land
    How's that?
[11:22] Jah
    Stay as long as you like!
[11:23] Land
    Heck yeah!
[11:26] Jah
    I'm going out for a bit.
[11:27] Land
    Where to?
[11:29] Jah
    I'm meeting someone.
[11:31] Jah
    Make sure to do the housework while I'm gone.
[11:33] Land
    Right.
[11:39] Land
    I freaking hate you, Sis!
[11:41] Boss
    Ryou-chan!
[11:43] Land
    I'm getting out of here!
[11:45] Land
    And I'm never coming back!
[11:51] Land
    Shit!
[11:54] jah
    Damn it.
[11:56] jah
    Why do I have to take
    care of my damn landlord?
[11:59] Druj
    O Great Jahy!
[12:05] Jah
    Druj!
[12:06] Druj
    I was just on my way!
[12:09] Druj
    Please get in!
[12:13] Jah
    Sure...
[12:26] Druj
    Well then, shall we begin?
[12:34] Druj
    Our meeting regarding our mana
    crystal collection progress?
[12:37] Jah
    O-Oh no, the time has finally come...
[12:42] Druj
    I'll go first.
SIGN    Badump Badump
[12:45] Druj
    The small pieces I had my employees
    collect comes to thirty shards.
[12:50] Jah
    Th-Thirty?!
[12:53] Druj
    There haven't been many big shards.
[12:56] Druj
    Only six.
[12:57] Jah
    Six big ones?!
[13:00] Druj
    I believe we're about to exhaust
    this particular area.
[13:04] Druj
    We still don't know how far the
    mana crystals were scattered.
[13:07] Druj
    I believe that we should not only
    expand our search range,
[13:11] Druj
    but also conduct further investigation.
[13:16] Druj
    That's all for my part.
[13:19] Jah
    Y-You did really we—
[13:22] Druj
    I am deeply sorry for not being
    able to bring you good news!
[13:27] Druj
    I completely understand why you
    would be dismayed by these results!
[13:34] Druj
    How could I have fallen this short?!
[13:38] Druj
    I am... a worm!
[13:40] Druj
    No! Less than a worm!
[13:45] Jah
    If that makes her less than a worm...
[13:47] Jah
    Then what about me, who lost
    mana crystals instead of gaining any?
[13:51] ---
    Ja-heek!
[13:54] Druj
    Your Greatness!
[13:56] Druj
    I beg you! Please reprimand me!
[13:59] ---
    But...
[14:00] Druj
    There is no need for mercy!
[14:02] Druj
    I must be made an example of!
[14:06] Druj
    Please... Please!
[14:08] Jah
    Well, if you insist...
[14:10] Jah
    She leaves me with no choice.
[14:16] Jah
    You're garbage.
[14:19] Jah
    No, worse than that.
[14:25] Jah
    You'd dare report this to me?
[14:30] Jah
    Idiot!
[14:31] Jah
    You absolute moron!
[14:40] Jah
    Another fresh juice.
[14:41] Jah
    And that's not all.
[14:42] Jah
    I'll take one of your seasonal parfaits.
[14:44] Wait
    Coming right up.
[14:46] Jah
    Of course... you'll be paying, Druj!
[14:52] Jah
    And on top of that...
[14:54] Wait
    Whatever you'd like.
[14:56] Jah
    The special pudding à la mode set...
[14:59] Jah
    for one!
[15:04] Druj
    Thank you for the scolding!
[15:08] Jah
    Sure.
[15:09] Jah
    I'm the one who's worse than garbage.
[15:12] Druj
    Next, we can hear your report.
[15:16] Jah
    This is bad!
[15:17] Jah
    I can't tell her now that
    my mana crystal was stolen!
[15:22] Jah
    I need to change the subject!
[15:27] Jah
    I've located the magical girl
    who destroyed our world.
[15:32] Druj
    Truly, O Great Jahy?!
[15:34] Jah
    Good. She took the bait.
[15:36] Druj
    I see.
[15:37] Druj
    I can't believe she was nearby.
[15:39] Druj
    How vexing!
[15:40] Druj
    Where is she this very moment?
[15:42] Druj
    I'll go defeat her now!
[15:44] Jah
    Calm down, Druj.
[15:46] Jah
    That's the ticket!
    I can feed her info on the magical girl.
[15:50] Jah
    If I have Druj defeat the magical girl,
[15:52] Jah
    I can concentrate on collecting
    mana crystals without fear.
[15:58] Jah
    You see, the magical girl is...
[15:59] Druj
    I understand!
[16:02] Druj
    The Dark Realm...
[16:03] Druj
    You've finally avenged it for all demonkind!
[16:07] Druj
    You have my sincerest apologies.
[16:09] Druj
    It's only obvious that you wouldn't
    let her live after discovering her.
[16:16] Druj
    How presumptuous of me to say
    that I'd go defeat her posthaste!
[16:17] Druj
    Wait... Er...
[16:21] Druj
    I bet you took out that
     magical girl in an instant!
[16:26] Jah
    Not only was it not an instant kill...
[16:29] Jah
    I had my mana crystal taken.
[16:31] Jah
    I got drunk.
[16:33] Jah
    I let humans cheer me up.
[16:34] Jah
    I... I...
[16:38] Jah
    I took her out. Yup. That was me.
[16:41] Jah
    No big deal.
[16:43] Druj
    Then this means there's no one left in the
    way of restoring the Dark Realm!
[16:47] Jah
    R-Right.
[16:49] Druj
    Off topic, but what's been going on outside?
[17:04] Druj
    That's such a flashy outfit.
[17:06] Druj
    And was that a mana stone?
[17:08] Druj
    Could that have been...
[17:09] Druj
    Your Greatness, do you know her?
[17:12] Jah
    Sh-She's a, well...
[17:15] Jah
    If I tell her that's the magical girl,
    my cover story will be blown!
[17:21] Jah
    She's my new underling!
[17:23] ---
    What?!
[17:24] Jah
    I mean, she's human, sure,
    but she's quite strong,
[17:28] Jah
    and she's really quite handy
    for collecting mana crystals.
[17:33] Jah
    So lately I've been making
    her gather them up for me.
[17:37] Druj
    A human?
[17:39] Jah
    She is, but she insisted.
     She just begged to work for me.
[17:43] Jah
    There were others, too, but...
[17:46] txt
    P
[17:46] txt
    O
[17:46] txt
    U
[17:46] txt
    T
[17:51] Druj
    She's just a human, but you can
    depend on her more than me?
[17:56] Jah
    Oh, I wouldn't say that...
[17:58] Druj
    I won't stand for this!
[17:59] Jah
    Druj...
[18:01] Druj
    I'm going to collect more mana crystals
    than her and prove I'm superior in every way!
[18:05] Druj
    That I alone am your
    most valuable underling!
[18:09] ---
    S-Sure...
[18:10] Druj
    Please look forward to our next meeting!
[18:21] Jah
    I managed to bullshit my way out of that one!
[18:24] Jah
    Dignity intact!
[18:26] Wait
    I'll leave your check here.
[18:27] Jah
    I even got the check.
[18:30] Jah
    Wait, the check?!
[18:32] Jah
    Druj?
[18:34] Jah
    Druj!
[18:35] Nar
    The Great Jahy kept her pride,
    but it came at a great cost...
[18:44] Jah
    I'm back, Land...lord...
[18:48] Land
    Welcome back.
[18:51] Jah
    You didn't do any of the housework!
[18:54] Land
    That's not true. Look.
[18:56] Land
    I folded the laundry.
[18:58] Jah
    It's a complete mess!
[18:59] Land
    I fixed food, too.
[19:01] Jah
    That's just instant ramen!
[19:03] Land
    The vacuum just, like, broke or something.
[19:05] Jah
    You killed it!
[19:07] Jah
    You!
[19:08] Jah
    You have no idea
    how to do housework, do you?!
[19:10] Land
    Oh, put a sock in it.
[19:11] Land
    I don't normally do it,
    so how the hell should I know?
[19:14] Jah
    Don't offer to do it if you don't know how!
[19:16] Jah
    Go home already!
[19:17] [Messenger] ---
    Sis
[19:21] Jah
    Hey, pick that up!
[19:23] Land
    I won't.
[19:24] Jah
    That's the boss, isn't it?
[19:25] Jah
    Pick it up!
[19:26] Land
    I already said that I won't!
[19:28] Jah
    Fine, then I'll pick it up!
[19:31] Jah
    That you, Boss?
[19:32] Boss
    Oh, my. Is that you, Hy-chan?
[19:34] Jah
    Your sister can't do any housework!
[19:37] Jah
    What kind of education are you giving her?!
[19:39] Boss
    That must mean she's over at your place.
[19:43] Boss
    That's good.
[19:44] Jah
    No, it's actually not good at all!
[19:46] Boss
    I got worried when she didn't come home.
[19:49] Boss
    I'm so sorry for all this.
[19:52] Boss
    Could you put her on, please?
[19:55] Jah
    Sure.
[19:57] Land
    No. I don't want to.
[19:59] Boss
    Ryou-chan, I was so worried!
[19:59] txt
    Sis
[20:02] Boss
    I want to apologize to you,
    so please come home, okay?
[20:04] Jah
    There. You heard her, so talk to her!
[20:10] Jah
    What more do you want?
[20:15] Jah
    How can you be so spoiled?!
[20:19] Jah
    You have a home to go back to!
[20:22] Jah
    Someone who's waiting for you!
[20:25] Land
    J-Ja-ko....
[20:27] Jah
    If you lose that, it'll all be too late!
[20:38] Land
    You're right.
[20:42] Land
    Hello? Sis?
[20:45] Land
    Yeah. Yeah.
[20:50] Land
    Got it.
[20:53] Land
    I'm going home.
[20:54] Jah
    Took you long enough.
[20:57] Jah
    Don't get into fights anymore.
[21:00] Land
    Yeah.
[21:07] Land
    Thank you.
[21:14] Jah
    What'd you even fight about, anyway?
[21:18] Land
    She wore some clothes I
    really like without asking.
[21:25] Boss
    Cute kitty!
[21:27] Land
    And once she wears something,
    the chest gets all stretched out!
[21:33] Boss
    Meow...
[21:35] Jah
    Go home.
[21:38] Jah
    Sheesh, I'm finally free.
[21:43] Jah
    Even though she's a mess,
    I guess it's a little lonely without her.
[21:48] Jah
    But more importantly, I need to gather the
    mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm.
[21:54] Jah
    I'm sure the Dark Lord is waiting.
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    Kokoro Will Not Betray?

Season 1

E12 - Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray?

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    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:26] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:27] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:28] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:29] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:31] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:46] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 12
    
    Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray?
[01:52] Jah
    What luck that they had a
    special sale on sprouts today.
[02:14] Jah
    It's a mana crystal!
[02:16] Jah
    Today's my lucky day!
[02:18] Jah
    I never would've expected to find
    a mana crystal just like that!
[02:24] Jah
    Wait.
[02:26] Jah
    No way is getting a mana crystal this easy.
[02:30] Jah
    Don't tell me...
[02:34] Jah
    Is this a trap by that magical girl?
[02:41] Jah
    That was close.
[02:42] Jah
    Damn her! She's trying to crush me
    and that mana crystal in one blow!
[02:47] Jah
    Where is she hiding?
[02:54] Jah
    Hiding won't get you anywhere, magical girl!
[02:57] Jah
    You think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?!
[03:00] Jah
    Get out here!
[03:13] Jah
    Am I just imagining things?
[03:15] Jah
    Trying to scare me...
[03:17] Jah
    Wait a minute.
[03:18] Jah
    What about the manhole underneath?
[03:24] txt
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[03:28] jah
    Is it a trap?
[03:29] jah
    Does she want me to fall down there
    so she can lock me in?!
[03:33] jah
    That must be it. I've done that a lot myself.
[03:36] jah
    She wants to look down on me
    after I fall in and laugh at me!
[03:39] jah
    Too bad!
[03:40] jah
    This is nothing!
[03:42] jah
    I just have to make sure not to step on it.
[03:46] jah
    You think I'm stupid?!
[03:49] jah
    Now this crystal will be mine...
[03:53] jah
    That thing under it looks like a button.
[03:57] jah
    What could it be?
[04:10] jah
    An explosion?
[04:11] jah
    Is it going to explode?!
[04:14] jah
    Picking that up will be the last thing I do...
[04:16] jah
    She wants to blow me to smithereens,
    along with the entire city!
[04:22] jah
    Curse you, magical girl.
[04:26] jah
    This is so cruel!
[04:30] Boss
    What are you playing, Hy-chan?
[04:37] Jah
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[04:39] Boss
    It looked like you rolled
    over all by yourself to me.
[04:42] Jah
    You freaking idiotmorondumbass!
[04:45] Boss
    You're so mean.
[04:46] Jah
    I almost died!
[04:48] Boss
    Really?
[04:51] Jah
    Jeez.
[04:52] Boss
    Were you doing something that dangerous?
[04:55] Jah
    I was trying to pick up that
    mana crystal over there.
[04:59] Boss
    This right here?
[05:01] Jah
    Boss, stop!
[05:07] Boss
    You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short.
[05:11] Boss
    What a good girl.
[05:13] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[05:17] Jah
    Don't touch that!
[05:18] Jah
    It's a trap! Boss!
[05:23] Boss
    Oh, really?
[05:33] Jah
    Nothing happened.
[05:35] Jah
    What about the trap?
[05:36] Jah
    The explosion?
[05:37] Jah
    And you, boss?
[05:40] Boss
    I'm completely fine.
[05:45] Jah
    What a relief!
[05:47] Jah
    So there was no trap and no magical girl!
[05:53] Boss
    Isn't that great, Hy-chan?
[05:56] Boss
    But I never knew you could find
    a mana crystal in a place like this.
[06:01] Jah
    It was really easy to get, but I'm exhausted.
[06:07] Nar
    Even though she acquired a mana crystal,
[06:09] Nar
    the Great Jahy found herself short on words.
[06:16] Jah
    Wow, this place is huge!
[06:18] Jah
    I can't believe it.
[06:20] Kok
    You see?
[06:21] Kok
    We might find a mana crystal here,
    don't you think, Great Jahy?
[06:25] Jah
    Yeah!
[06:26] Jah
    Good job, Kokoro!
[06:29] Jah
    I'm going to look over there.
[06:31] Jah
    You take that side.
[06:32] Kok
    Got it!
[06:36] Jah
    Kokoro's a really useful human.
[06:38] txt
    Tomarou
[06:38] Jah
    As expected of my right hand!
[06:40] txt
    FAILURE
[06:42] Jah
    Since she so helpful on
    my mana crystal hunts,
[06:44] Jah
    I might even make her an officer
    once I restore the Dark Realm.
[06:56] Jah
    Is that... a slide?
[06:58] Jah
    What an odd design.
[07:00] Jah
    Speaking of, that reminds me...
[07:03] Kok
    The big park has a really huge slide.
[07:06] Kok
    Let's go slide together!
[07:08] Jah
    Didn't she say that?
[07:10] Jah
    I should tell her what I found!
[07:13] Jah
    Wait, what am I so excited about?
[07:22] Jah
    Mana crystals! Come on, mana crystals!
[07:23] Jah
    We don't have time to play around!
[07:26] Jah
    What's that?
[07:31] Jah
    You're such a coward, Kokoro!
[07:33] Kok
    This is so much fun!
[07:37] Jah
    I just said I have no interest
    in these childish play structures!
[07:41] Jah
    They're so silly.
[07:43] Jah
    Now where's that mana crystal?
[07:47] Jah
    Oh, how pretty. Kokoro might like this.
[07:52] Jah
    I'll take it for her.
[07:54] Jah
    What the hell am I doing?!
[07:57] Jah
    Me, picking a flower for a human?!
[08:01] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[08:03] Jah
    Everyone lives in terror of me!
[08:08] Jah
    That's right... Kokoro's my servant,
[08:10] Jah
    and it's a master's job to reward servants.
[08:13] Jah
    It's necessary from time to time.
[08:15] Jah
    And she's a simple soul.
[08:18] Jah
    I bet if I give her a flower,
    she'll work even harder for me.
[08:22] Kok
    What a cute flower!
[08:24] Kok
    I'm so happy!
[08:25] Kok
    I'll try my hardest
    to find those mana crystals!
[08:27] Kok
    Thank you, Great Jahy!
[08:32] Jah
    She's also the one who wanted to slide,
[08:36] Jah
    so I'll just tell her it's there.
[08:40] Jah
    She's not here, huh?
[08:42] Jah
    How far did she go? Sheesh.
[08:44] Jah
    Kokoro?
[08:45] Jah
    Kokoro!
[08:51] Jah
    Kokoro!
[08:53] Jah
    Get the hell...
[08:56] Jah
    away from Kokoro!
[09:01] Guy
    What's up with this lady?
[09:03] Jah
    What the hell were you doing,
    grabbing her arm?!
[09:06] Kok
    Wait, Great Jahy!
[09:08] Kok
    He just saved me because I almost tripped.
[09:13] Jah
    Huh?
[09:15] Jah
    Oh. I totally misread that...
[09:20] Jah
    Just now...
[09:22] Jah
    the supremely powerful, terrifying, evil
    Great Jahy of the Dark Realm...
[09:23] txt
    Supremely powerful
[09:24] txt
    Supremely terrifying
[09:25] txt
    Supremely evil
[09:29] Kok
    Great Jahy?
[09:31] jah
    ...rushed in to save a human girl?
[09:36] jah
    It can't be! It can't be!
    It can't possibly be!
[09:40] jah
    I'm supposed to be here
    collecting mana crystals with her,
[09:44] jah
    and yet my body's acting
    of its own accord for some reason!
[09:48] jah
    Why?
[09:49] Kok
    That flower...
[09:51] Jah
    Oh, I found it earlier.
[09:54] Jah
    I was going to give it to you.
[09:57] Jah
    You probably don't want it when
    it's like this... do you?
[10:01] Kok
    I do!
[10:07] Kok
    I'm so happy!
[10:08] Kok
    Thank you, Great Jahy!
[10:11] Kok
    And that kick earlier was really cool.
[10:14] Kok
    You just went sproing
[10:15] Kok
    and kapow!
[10:17] Kok
    You really are amazing.
[10:21] Kok
    You're just so cool, Great Jahy!
[10:26] Jah
    Kokoro...
[10:29] Jah
    I knew it. She's not like other humans.
[10:35] Jah
    By the way...
[10:36] Jah
    I found that slide you
    mentioned the other day.
[10:41] Kok
    Let's go slide together, Great Jahy!
[10:43] Jah
    Yeah, let's go!
[10:56] Kok
    What's wrong?
[10:58] Jah
    We need to get out of here!
[10:59] Jah
    Those guys are always bad news!
[11:05] Cop
    Hey, you over there!
[11:07] Cop
    Stop!
[11:11] Jah
    Get on my back!
[11:17] Cop
    Where'd she go?
[11:24] Kok
    Maybe it's okay now.
[11:25] Jah
    They're tenacious.
[11:27] Jah
    Let's stay here for now...
[11:28] Cop
    They're probably in the octopus.
[11:30] Cop2
    Stop hiding and come out!
[11:33] Jah
    Listen to me.
[11:34] Jah
    While I distract them, I want you to flee.
[11:38] Kok
    I can't do that!
[11:40] Jah
    Don't worry. I'll never let them catch me.
[11:44] Kok
    Great Jahy...
[11:52] Jah
    Playtime's over.
[11:54] Jah
    You think I'd let you
    measly humans capture me?
[12:00] Cop
    Stop!
[12:01] Jah
    Never!
[12:07] Cop
    We said stop!
[12:09] Jah
    No!
[12:15] Cop
    Get down from there!
[12:17] Jah
    Never!
[12:21] Cop
    Halt!
[12:22] Jah
    I can't!
[12:31] Cop
    Why did you run from us?
[12:33] Jah
    Because you were chasing me!
[12:34] Cop
    You started running as soon
    as you saw police.
[12:37] Jah
    I h-haven't done anything wrong.
[12:42] Cop
    Anyway, we'll contact your
    landlord like last time.
[12:46] Jah
    Anything but that!
[13:31] Sau
    How the heck did this happen?!
[13:52] Sau
    All right.
[13:54] Sau
    My genius invention is finally complete!
[14:00] Sau
    With this, I shall take my rightful place
     as the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[14:06] Sau
    I may have suffered defeat at
    Jahy's hand multiple times,
[14:08] Sau
    but I didn't give up and spent
     the last few months completing my potion.
[14:12] Sau
    I call it... Woof Woof DX!
[14:16] Sau
    When she drinks this, she'll turn
    into a dog both mentally and physically,
[14:19] Sau
    and she'll have no choice
    but to follow my orders!
[14:23] Sau
    In other words, once Jahy drinks this,
    I'll be second-in-command!
[14:28] Sau
    Oh, how long I've waited for this!
[14:31] Sau
    I spent so many
    sleepless nights perfecting it.
[14:56] Sau
    Huh?
[15:00] Sau
    Now I've done it!
[15:02] Sau
    I mistook it for the tea sitting next
    to it and accidentally drank it all!
[15:07] Sau
    I'm such an idiot!
[15:10] Sau
    No, this is not the time to wallow in misery.
[15:12] Sau
    It's fine! I'll be back to normal with time.
[15:15] Sau
    And once I am, I'll make
    a new batch of Woof Woof DX!
[15:19] Sau
    I just have to keep calm and wait it out.
[15:22] Sau
    Keep calm and...
[15:25] Sau
    I can't do it!
[15:26] Sau
    I want to go outside!
[15:27] Sau
    I want to run around!
[15:31] txt
    GASP
[15:31] Sau
    Wh-What am I doing?
[15:33] Sau
    I can't go around outside
    like this. It's dangerous!
[15:35] Sau
    I was just telling myself to stay calm,
[15:37] Sau
    but my body keeps moving.
[15:42] Sau
    Hey, you're the jerk dog from before!
[15:57] Sau
    I can't speak anymore...
[16:03] Sau
    But that dog got what I meant.
[16:07] Sau
    This is bad.
[16:08] Sau
    At this rate, I'll become a dog for real!
[16:18] Sau
    Jahy?!
[16:19] jah
    I haven't seen you around here before.
[16:21] jah
    Are you new?
[16:22] Sau
    Damn you, Jahy! This is your fault!
[16:25] Sau
    It's your fault this happened to me!
[16:29] Sau
    Damn it!
[16:30] Sau
    Fine, then... I'll just bite you!
[16:35] Jah
    There, there, there.
[16:41] Jah
    Here, huh?
[16:42] Jah
    Is that the spot?
[16:43] SAu
    Yes, right there... That's it...
[16:46] SAu
    This is all wrong!
[16:49] SAu
    I'm not a dog!
[16:51] SAu
    And I certainly won't be Jahy's lapdo—
[16:53] Jah
    Fetch!
[16:54] Sau
    Yay!
[16:57] Sau
    How is this so much fun?!
[16:59] Jah
    There, there, there!
[17:01] Jah
    Want me to throw it again?
[17:03] Sau
    Woof!
[17:03] Jah
    Fetch!
[17:06] Jah
    Fetch!
[17:09] Jah
    Yeah, go get it!
[17:19] Jah
    That was fun.
[17:20] Jah
    See you.
[17:25] SAu
    That was so much fun!
[17:29] SAu
    That's not what I wanted!
[17:30] SAu
    What are you doing, playing around like that?!
[17:32] SAu
    What are you, a dog or something?!
[17:33] SAu
    Wait, I guess I am right now.
[17:35] SAu
    No, I am not a dog!
[17:37] SAu
    Ah, jeez!
[17:39] SAu
    And the worst part is...
[17:40] SAu
    I enjoyed being treated like one by Jahy!
[17:49] SAu
    Have I really become a dog in my heart?
[17:56] SAu
    This is the worst.
[17:58] SAu
    I wish I'd return to normal already.
[18:07] SAu
    It's that punk who took my money!
[18:09] SAu
    Y-You're scary!
[18:11] SAu
    Stay away from me!
[18:20] Land
    No collar, huh?
[18:22] Land
    You a stray?
[18:26] Land
    Sorry. I can't have dogs at my place.
[18:29] Land
    Take care.
[18:38] Sau
    She wasn't scary...
[18:41] Sau
    I was always terrified of her.
[18:46] Sau
    Maybe people are just nicer to dogs.
[18:52] Sau
    Jahy wasn't scary either.
[18:55] Sau
    Maybe staying like this for a
    while isn't so bad after all.
[19:04] Sau
    Now?!
[19:07] Nar
    Saurva returned to normal
    without (too much) incident.
[19:12] txt
    Craft Pub Maou.
[19:14] Jah
    So, today, I ran into this
    really friendly dog.
[19:18] Boss
    Oh, how nice.
[19:21] Jah
    What a nice li'l fuzzball!
[19:25] Nar
    It's said that there was never
    another batch of Woof Woof DX.
[21:02] Kok
    Where are we going today, Great Jahy?
[21:05] Jah
    We'll hit that park we went to before
    and look for more mana crystals.
[21:09] Kok
    Okay!
[21:10] Jah
    But there's somewhere I want to go first.
[21:14] Jah
    Since we're going a bit farther today,
[21:16] Jah
    we should buy some snacks.
[21:18] Kok
    Okay!
[21:19] Kok
    Oh, but my mom said I shouldn't
    buy anything wasteful.
[21:25] Jah
    Don't worry! Today's my treat.
[21:28] Kok
    What? I can't let you do that.
[21:30] Jah
    It's fine!
[21:31] Jah
    You're always helping me out, so...
[21:34] Jah
    Where was the candy shop again?
[21:42] Jah
    Huh? What is this?
[21:43] Kok
    It's called a crane game.
[21:45] Kok
    You put in money, move the claw
     to the thing you want, and grab it.
[21:49] Kok
    My dad's really good at these.
[21:53] Jah
    Wh-Wh-What?
[21:54] Jah
    Y-You're saying I can get that many
    tasty sticks for just a hundred yen?!
[22:00] Kok
    Good luck, Great Jahy!
[22:01] Jah
    Indeed. I've got this.
[22:04] Jah
    If I snag it with ease,
    she'll look up to me even more.
[22:10] Jah
    What is this?!
[22:11] Jah
    Fine, one more time!
[22:16] Jah
    One more time!
[22:19] Jah
    One more!
[22:25] txt
    Change Machine
[22:25] txt
    Return
[22:25] txt
    Cancel
[22:25] txt
     Insert 1000 yen
[22:29] Kok
    Great Jahy, we should stop.
[22:32] Jah
    I'm in too deep.
[22:34] Jah
    This is a fight to the death.
[22:36] Jah
    I'll get it if it's the last thing I do.
[22:42] Jah
    Th-This is all I've got left.
[22:49] Jah
    Oh, no!
[22:56] Jah
    I got it!
[22:58] Kok
    Great Jahy, you're amazing!
[23:04] Kok
    It's yummy, huh, Great Jahy?
[23:10] Jah
    Indeed.
[23:11] Jah
    Oh, this steak flavor is really good!
[23:14] Kok
    This strawberry flavor
    is really tasty, too!
[23:16] Jah
    Is it? Nice, nice.
[23:18] Titl
    Next Time
[23:18] Titl
    Druj Is Not Happy!

Season 1

E13 - Druj Is Not Happy!

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[00:15] Jah
    Ja-sheen!
[00:16] Nar
    The Great Jahy was on a roll.
[00:19] Nar
    Earlier, she acquired a large
    mana crystal with surprising ease.
[00:23] Nar
    And now, she's enjoying a
    vacation at a luxury beach resort.
[00:36] Jah
    I haven't cut loose like this in a while!
[00:41] Jah
    At this rate, restoring the Dark Realm
     will be a piece of cake!
[00:46] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[00:50] Boss
    Stop playing around and come help.
SIGN    Beach Shack Maou.
[00:54] Land
    That's right.
[00:56] Land
    Stop slacking off!
[01:08] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:10] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:12] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:14] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:29] Tit
    Restoration Plan No. 13
    
     Druj Is Not Happy!
[02:31] Boss
    We didn't come here to have fun, you know.
[02:33] Boss
    We're here to help my uncle
     with his beach shack.
[02:37] Boss
    Hy-chan, please do your best.
[02:40] Uncle
    Every year I get swamped on the weekends,
[02:43] Uncle
    so I'd be grateful if you could help me out.
[02:45] Signs
    Shaved Ice
[02:45] Signs
    Ice
[02:45] Signs
    Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
    Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
    Draft
    Beer
[02:45] Land
    Stop goofing off and get to work.
[02:48] Jah
    Why the hell do I have
    to work at a dump like this?
[02:52] Jah
    Look at this massive mana crystal!
[02:55] Jah
    This is how powerful I am!
[02:58] Land
    Fine, then no lunch for you.
[03:01] Boss
    My uncle's yakisoba is famous, you know.
[03:04] Boss
    The line-up for it gets really long.
[03:10] Uncle
    I'll take care of your meals.
[03:12] Uncle
    You can have whatever you like.
[03:17] Jah
    Well, I guess I could lend a hand...
[03:20] Uncle
    Then could you pack this up
    into these boxes, Li'l Jaby?
[03:25] Jah
    I am not "Li'l Jaby"!
    That's the Great Jahy to you!
[03:31] Both
    Uncle?!
[03:35] Uncle
    My... lower back...
SIGN    Beach Shack Maou.
[03:39] Uncle
    It's been a while since
    my lower back's gone out.
[03:43] Uncle
    And right during the busiest time...
[03:46] Land
    It's fine. Don't worry about it.
[03:48] Boss
    We'll take care of the shack,
    so just relax and get some rest.
[03:55] sign
    Ice
[03:55] Land
    Great deal on yakisoba!
[03:58] Land
    It's really tasty!
[03:59] Boss
    This is so strange...
[04:01] Boss
    Maybe it's not the same without Uncle.
[04:04] txt
    Shaved Ice
[04:05] Land
    I mean... but how come no one's out here?
[04:09] Ann
    This is lifeguard services.
[04:11] Ann
    A large number of jellyfish have
    been spotted off the coast.
[04:16] Ann
    Please avoid getting in the water.
[04:19] Boss
    Oh, jellyfish?
[04:21] Land
    If they're the stinging type, that's bad.
[04:23] Uncle
    There's sure a lot of them this year.
[04:26] Boss
    Oh, this won't do.
    You're supposed to be resting.
[04:28] Uncle
    We had nonstop rain before this,
    so business was dead.
[04:33] Uncle
    I was happy we finally got some
    sunny weather, and now there's jellyfish.
[04:37] Uncle
    My business is doomed.
[04:39] Boss
    Oh, my...
[04:41] Land
    You really can't catch a break.
[04:45] Jah
    There's no doubt about it! There's got
    to be another crystal around here!
[04:49] Jah
    That mana crystal needs me,
    so it caused misfortune to summon me here!
[04:54] Jah
    And if it's generating this much trouble,
    it must be an extremely powerful one!
[05:00] Jah
    Knowing that, how could I just stand around
    and work this crummy job?
[05:05] Land
    Hey, wait!
[05:08] Land
    They just said to stay out of the water!
[05:11] Land
    Get back to work, Ja-ko!
[05:16] Land
    Fine, no ice cream for dessert for you.
[05:26] Jah
    And here you are.
    One draft beer and one yakisoba.
[05:29] Jah
    I'm just here for lunch, though.
[05:32] Land
    Yeah, nope.
[05:34] Girl
    We came all the way here,
    and there's jellyfish.
[05:37] Girl
    How disappointing.
[05:38] Guy
    Yeah.
[05:39] Kid
    Daddy, I want to go swimming!
[05:42] Dad
    I'm sorry. Let's be patient, okay?
[05:44] Kid
    No! I wanna swim!
[05:47] Jah
    Indeed. Looks like the
    misfortune just keeps coming.
[05:51] Jah
    I knew it! I need to get going!
[05:53] Jah
    I must find it quickly!
[05:54] Land
    This again?
[05:55] Land
    No pay for you!
[06:05] Jah
    Work, work, you say, but we've
    barely got any customers.
[06:10] Boss
    You're right.
[06:12] Boss
    It's usually a full house here,
    but there's still plenty for us to do.
[06:17] Land
    Here. Take these out.
[06:19] Girl
    You liar!
[06:21] Girl
    I didn't think you were that kind of guy!
[06:23] Guy
    Shut up! Just drop it already.
[06:26] Girl
    I'm leaving you!
[06:27] Girl
    Goodbye!
[06:29] Guy
    Wait just a minute!
[06:30] Girl
    Stop following me!
[06:32] Jah
    That's... got to be one giant mana crystal!
[06:37] Jah
    No, I'm doing this!
[06:39] Jah
    I don't need ice cream!
     I don't need any pay!
[06:41] Land
    This again?
[06:43] Jah
    I'm going to find that mana stone!
[06:48] Boss
    Oh no, rain.
[06:50] Boss
    The forecast said it would be sunny all day.
[06:53] Girl
    We came all the way here for this?
[06:55] Girl2
    We're so unlucky!
[06:57] Jah
    I knew it! Fortune's on my side.
[06:59] Jah
    The mana crystal is causing one
    catastrophe after another,
[07:02] Jah
    and that powerful baby's going to be mine!
[07:06] Boss
    Hy-chan?
[07:07] Jah
    Where are you, mana crystal?!
[07:11] Jah
    Going by the concentration of bad luck,
[07:14] Jah
    the mana crystal should be
    somewhere close to here.
[07:17] Kid
    Help me!
[07:19] Kid
    Daddy, I'm scared!
[07:22] Dad
    I'm calling the lifeguard right now!
[07:26] Jah
    It's got to be over there near that kid!
[07:31] Kid
    Help me!
[07:33] Jah
    You're in the way, kid.
[07:34] Jah
    I'm looking for that mana crystal!
[07:40] Jah
    Be good and stay there!
[07:45] Dad
    Thank you so much!
[07:46] Kid
    Thank you...
[07:48] Jah
    Now nobody will get in my way.
[07:53] Girl
    I-I got stung by jellyfish
    and I'm so numb I can't swim!
[07:56] Guy
    I-I'll be right there!
[07:58] Jah
    Out of the way!
[07:59] Girl
    Thank you so much.
[08:01] Guy
    You saved her life.
[08:02] Girl
    How can I ever thank her?
[08:04] Jah
    Don't think I did it for you!
     I'm in this for the mana crystal!
[08:08] Guy
    Help me! A shark!
[08:14] Both
    Our boat is sinking!
[08:17] Kid
    I'm caught in a whirlpool!
[08:22] Jah
    Why won't this end?!
[08:24] Guy
    Help me!
[08:25] Guy
    Someone!
[08:28] Guy
    My leg!
[08:30] Guy
    Someone!
[08:34] Jah
    Bad things keep happening,
[08:35] Jah
    yet I can't find a trace
    of that mana crystal...
[08:38] Jah
    What is this?
[08:39] Jah
    I didn't come here to save people!
[08:43] Boss
    Hy-chan, why don't you call it a day?
[08:48] Boss
    It's dangerous once it gets dark.
[08:50] Boss
    I'll bring you again next time.
[08:53] Land
    Don't you want some ice cream?
[08:55] Jah
    No! I'm not coming back until
    I find my mana crystal!
[08:59] Jah
    I'll have my ice cream later!
[09:02] Land
    Really? She's putting off ice cream?
[09:06] Jah
    I'm on a roll right now!
[09:09] Jah
    I'm primed to bag a massive mana crystal!
[09:21] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[09:22] Land
    Look at your feet!
[09:29] Jah
    These are...
[09:34] Jah
    Mana crystals!
[09:36] Jah
    It's a ton of mana crystal shards!
[09:44] Jah
    Boss! Please get me a bucket!
[09:49] Boss
    Okay!
[09:52] Boss
    Wow! Are these all mana crystals?
[09:58] Jah
    I did it!
[10:00] Jah
    I knew I was on a roll!
[10:03] Jah
    Ah, how many times have
    I been on the verge of giving up?
[10:07] Jah
    The Dark Realm was destroyed,
[10:08] Jah
    the lone mana crystal I worked
    so hard to get was stolen from me...
[10:13] Jah
    But with all these shards,
[10:18] Jah
    I can fight the magical girl!
[10:21] Jah
    She's done for!
[10:26] Land
    Yo, Ja-ko, since you skipped out on work,
    it's coming out of your pay.
[10:31] Boss
    You can't be that reckless, okay?
[10:33] Uncle
    They've been real worried
    about you, Li'l Jaby.
[10:37] Boss
    Take it easy rescuing folks, too.
[10:40] Nar
    That day, the Great Jahy saved many people
[10:44] Nar
    and retrieved the crystals
    causing their misfortunes.
[10:47] Nar
    Without even knowing it,
    she'd done a lot of philanthropic work.
[10:58] Guy1
    Profits are significantly up this quarter.
[11:00] Guy2
    The chairman would like to see you.
[11:03] Guy3
    All plans are on track.
[11:06] Druj
    I understand.
[11:08] Druj
    Thank you for your report.
[11:11] Guy
    Thank you.
[11:12] All
    Thank you.
[11:18] Nar
    Lately, Druj has been haunted by sorrow.
[11:22] Guy
    President, it's almost time to leave.
[11:25] Guy
    The car is waiting for you.
[11:27] Druj
    I'm coming.
[11:44] Jah
    I need to start planning my strategy for
    the final battle against the magical girl.
[11:49] Jah
    I've got some time until I have to go
    to work, and Kokoro is still at school.
[11:53] Jah
    This is the perf—
[11:54] Druj
    O Great Jahy!
[11:57] Druj
    How wonderful to run into you like this!
[12:00] Druj
    What a perfect day!
[12:03] Jah
    Oh, it's you, Druj.
[12:04] Jah
    What do you want?
[12:06] Druj
    Do forgive me.
[12:08] Druj
    I happened to be on the road for work when
    I spotted you, and I couldn't stop myself!
[12:14] Jah
    I'm in a good mood today.
[12:16] Jah
    Sometimes you gotta pander
    to the underlings.
[12:19] Jah
    Working already, huh? That's commendable.
[12:24] Druj
    Is the Great Jahy p-p-praising me?
[12:28] Jah
    I've got somewhere to be this evening myself.
[12:36] Jah
    What's wrong, Druj?
[12:38] Jah
    Here, this seat's open. Take it.
[12:43] Druj
    M-M-May I really sit next to you, Great Jahy?
[12:50] Druj
    When we were back in the Dark Realm...
[12:53] (Flashback) Jah
    Sit on same kind of chair as me? Outrageous!
[12:56] (Flashback) Jah
    You should be happy you're
    allowed to sit on ground!
[13:00] (Flashback) Jah
    You're a waste of space.
    At least make yourself a flowerpot.
[13:05] Druj
    That's what she said to me!
[13:07] Druj
    Th-Then I'll just be taking this seat...
[13:11] Jah
    Sure.
[13:14] Druj
    By the way, what are you doing here?
[13:21] Jah
    Things have been pretty hectic lately,
    so I'm taking a breather.
[13:25] Druj
    A breather?
[13:28] Jah
    While developing my next plot, of course.
[13:30] Jah
    You should try taking a breather sometimes too.
[13:34] Jah
    It's not good to always keep pushing.
[13:36] Jah
    You'll get exhausted if all you do is work.
[13:39] Druj
    Yes...
[13:44] Druj
    Is the G-Great Jahy expressing
     concern for my well-being?
[13:51] Druj
    Back in the Dark Realm...
[13:56] (Flashback) Druj
    I dug the hole, just like you told me to!
[14:00] (Flashback) Druj
    What should I do now?
[14:02] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it back up.
[14:04] (Flashback) Druj
    Excuse me?
[14:05] (Flashback) Jah
    Once you dig it, the next
    step is filling it back up.
[14:08] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it up.
[14:10] (Flashback) Jah
    I want to know what it's like
    to keep doing useless work.
[14:14] Druj
    Your Greatness used to say,
    "You'll die from overwork? Then die!"
[14:18] Druj
    But now this, Your Greatness?!
[14:21] Jah
    H-Huh?
[14:23] Jah
    Did I really say that?
[14:26] Jah
    Well, you know, rest is important.
[14:29] Jah
    You always work too much, Druj.
[14:32] Jah
    You're doing a good job.
[14:34] Druj
    She's blessed me with
    so much encouragement...
[14:38] Druj
    So why?!
[14:39] Druj
    Why do I feel so unsatisfied?!
[14:43] Druj
    In the Dark Realm...
[14:45] (Flashback) Jah
    Do it all over, you moron.
[14:48] (Flashback) Jah
    Didn't you hear what I said?!
[14:49] (Flashback) Jah
    It's all wrong!
[14:51] Druj
    She used to scold me because
    everything I did was wrong.
[14:55] Druj
    But ever since we were shunted here...
[15:02] Druj
    Your Greatness, I believe you've changed
    since coming to the human realm.
[15:07] Jah
    Huh?
[15:12] Jah
    Did I say something wrong?
[15:15] Jah
    I've been spinning tale after tale
    to save face in front of Druj...
[15:19] Jah
    Did she finally figure me out?!
[15:22] Jah
    Come to think of it,
[15:23] Jah
    I never spent time outside relaxing
    in the barren Dark Realm.
[15:30] (Flashback) Demons
    Please enjoy yourself, O Great Jahy!
[15:34] (Flashback) Jah
    What boring scenery.
[15:38] Jah
    I've clearly been downgraded...
[15:40] Druj
    Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[15:42] Jah
    Wait, Druj!
[15:43] Jah
    I want to clear things up
    since you seem to have the wrong idea.
[15:46] Jah
    I'm only here because I don't want you
    to feel obligated to do anything extra.
[15:51] Jah
    If it was an overly extravagant place,
    you wouldn't be able to relax, right?
[16:09] Jah
    What?
[16:10] Jah
    Was I wrong?
[16:11] Jah
    About what, though?
[16:16] Jah
    What is it?
[16:17] Jah
    Which one of my lies did she figure out?
[16:19] Jah
    That I'm completely broke?
[16:21] Jah
    That I'm only a waitress
    at the pub I don't actually own?
[16:25] Jah
    Or could it be...
[16:30] Jah
    Did she figure out that I haven't
    really defeated the magical girl?!
[16:38] Druj
    Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[16:41] Druj
    In the past, I what?
[16:42] Druj
    In the past, you were more...
[16:45] Jah
    More what?
[16:46] Druj
    More...
[16:47] Jah
    More what?!
[16:49] Druj
    More!
[16:51] Jah
    More?
[16:55] Jah
    Wait, Druj!
[16:56] Jah
    Things have happened—
[16:57] Druj
    You generously treated me more like a slave!
[17:09] Jah
    Like a slave?
[17:11] Druj
    Things have happened?
[17:14] Jah
    What are you talking about?
[17:16] Druj
    Please forgive me, Great Jahy!
[17:19] Druj
    Yet still, I cannot forget the past!
[17:23] Druj
    You generously used to treat me
    like trash. Like a dirty rag.
[17:30] Druj
    Like a used, crumpled-up tissue.
[17:32] Druj
    Like a rotten cucumber left in the fridge.
[17:35] Druj
    Like the slimy grime in a drain!
[17:40] Druj
    And yet...
[17:42] Druj
    ever since coming to the human realm...
[17:44] Druj
    Maybe it's because
    you've taken human underlings,
[17:48] Druj
    but you've grown more and more kind.
[17:52] Druj
    It's almost like you're becoming more human.
[17:57] Druj
    I can't help but feel that way...
[18:01] Druj
    So please, Your Greatness, scold me!
[18:05] Druj
    Treat me like livestock!
[18:07] Druj
    Treat me like you did back in the Dark Realm!
[18:15] Jah
    Gross.
[18:23] Druj
    This! That's it!
[18:25] Druj
    That cold, judgmental stare
    is the Great Jahy I love!
[18:34] Jah
    Oh, that's right.
[18:35] Jah
    Since I've been seeing her do so well,
    I'd completely forgotten...
[18:42] Jah
    This is what she's really like.
[18:46] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it back up!
[18:47] (Flashback) Druj
    Yes! Right away!
[18:52] (Flashback) Jah
    You moron.
[18:54] (Flashback) Jah
    Didn't you hear what I said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Jah
    It's all wrong!
[19:05] Jah
    She laps up all my orders and abuse...
[19:10] Jah
    What an idiot.
[19:12] Druj
    Thank you so much!
[19:14] Druj
    I see that you're still the Great Jahy I know.
[19:16] Druj
    What a relief!
[19:19] Druj
    Oh, right... Earlier, you mentioned
    that some things have happened.
[19:24] Druj
    What did you mean by that?
[19:27] Jah
    That's none of your business.
[19:29] Jah
    You think I'd tell you everything?
[19:33] Jah
    Know your place!
[19:36] Druj
    I am deeply sorry!
[19:38] Druj
    I shouldn't have asked.
[19:40] Druj
    What's more, I've robbed you
    of your precious time.
[19:45] Druj
    I think I should be going now.
[19:50] Jah
    You couldn't be more wrong.
[19:53] Jah
    Me, growing kind? Affected by the humans?
[19:57] Jah
    Idiotic.
[19:59] Jah
    That will never happen.
[20:01] Jah
    Don't worry, Druj.
[20:07] Jah
    I am the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm.
[20:14] Druj
    I had the wrong impression...
[20:16] Druj
    Of course you would never change.
[20:19] Druj
    You shall stay on top,
     even here in the human world!
[20:26] Druj
    I shall continue to follow and serve you!
[20:36] Jah
    Druj...
[20:39] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[20:41] Jah
    Hey, Kokoro! Is school over?
[20:44] Kok
    Yeah! Let's go look for mana crystals.
[20:46] Jah
    Sure!
[20:48] Nar
    The Great Jahy narrowly managed
    to keep Druj's respect for her.
[22:29] txt
    Maou.
[22:31] Nar
    The time has come.
[22:33] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[22:36] Jah
    I'm going.
[22:39] Boss
    Did you pack bandages?
[22:40] Boss
    Tissues and your handkerchief?
[22:42] Boss
    I made some rice balls.
    You should take them.
[22:45] Jah
    Don't you know where I'm going?!
[22:48] Land
    So you eat them on the spot?
[22:50] Boss
    You're going to see the magical girl, right?
[22:54] Jah
    I'm getting my mana crystal back.
[22:57] Boss
    Good luck!
[23:03] Jah
    Don't worry.
[23:04] Jah
    I'm going to win for sure.
[23:06] Land
    You got rice on your face.
[23:12] Nar
    It's the Great Jahy against the magical girl!
[23:14] Nar
    The hour of the final battle draws near!
[23:18] txt
    Next Time
[23:18] txt
    The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!

Season 1

E14 - The Magical Girl Will Not Fight

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[00:04] Nar
    If ever there were a fated showdown,
    this would be it.
[00:08] Nar
    Not only did the magical girl
    destroy the Dark Realm,
[00:13] Nar
    she's also taken the Great Jahy's
    symbol of power, her mana crystal.
[00:17] Nar
    Ever since, the Great Jahy
     has thirsted for retribution.
[00:25] Nar
    And now, the destined
    battle is about to begin...
[00:41] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:42] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:43] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:44] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:45] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:47] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:06] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 14
    
     The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!
[02:06] Jah
    Today is the day I defeat you
     and take back my mana crystal!
[02:11] Mag
    You're... that little girl?
[02:16] Jah
    Just watch this!
[02:30] Mag
    I see.
[02:31] Mag
    You're a creature of the Dark Realm.
[02:33] Jah
    Correct.
[02:34] Jah
    You've been making a fool far too often,
[02:37] Jah
    but now you'll pay...
[02:39] Jah
    For destroying the Dark Realm,
    and for stealing my mana crystal!
[02:47] Mag
    Mana crystals?
[02:56] Mag
    You've got an interesting fighting style.
[03:07] Jah
    Here I come!
[03:39] Mag
    Not bad.
[03:40] Jah
    That's my line.
[03:45] Mag
    I'm sorry, but I won't give
    your mana crystal back.
[03:48] Mag
    And I will take the rest you possess.
[03:52] Jah
    Why? Why are you so fixated
    on the mana crystals?
[03:55] Jah
    Why try to take all of humanity's
    misfortune upon yourself?
[03:58] mag
    It is heaven's will.
[04:00] mag
    I am to destroy the mana crystals
    and free humanity of misfortune.
[04:04] Jah
    Heaven's will? What's a lowly
     human like you going to do?
[04:07] Jah
    All you're doing is taking
     the misfortune upon yourself!
[04:12] mag
    You know nothing about me!
[04:14] Jah
    You're right! I don't!
[04:17] Mag
    Then why don't I teach you?
[04:21] Mag
    I'd always been prone to misfortune.
[04:24] Mag
    Without anyone to love me
    or anyone to depend upon,
[04:26] Mag
    I've always been alone.
[04:29] Mag
    But even so, once I became a magical girl,
[04:31] Mag
    I was able to gather mana crystals
    and save people by assuming their misfortune.
[04:37] Mag
    So now I can live my life
     feeling connected to them.
[04:41] Mag
    This was the mission granted to me
    when I had no one and nothing!
[04:46] Jah
    Your mission is to sacrifice yourself for others?!
[04:49] Mag
    Shut up!
[04:50] Mag
    This mission... I'm the only
    one who can carry it out!
[04:55] Mag
    I've always held out on my own, so taking
    on such misfortune is nothing to me!
[05:01] Jah
    I've got a mission, too.
[05:03] Jah
    One I've struggled with by myself.
[05:06] Jah
    But I... Even I...
[05:10] Jah
    Even when times are sad...
[05:12] Jah
    Even when times are hard...
[05:15] Jah
    Even when I'm ready to give up...
[05:18] Jah
    I'm no longer alone.
[05:21] Jah
    I've got people by my side.
    People who support me.
[05:25] Jah
    If I were on my own, I would have
    been crushed a long time ago.
[05:29] Jah
    But her... She's...
[05:35] Jah
    She's the wretched murderer
    of the Demon Lord!
[05:39] Jah
    Still... I can't leave it at that!
[05:42] Jah
    You're wrong!
[05:43] Jah
    Shouldering all that misfortune yourself?
[05:45] Jah
    Are you stupid?!
[05:48] Jah
    I lost everything when you
    destroyed the Dark Realm.
[05:52] Jah
    I've suffered so much because of you.
[05:55] Jah
    Even now, I'm still suffering!
[05:56] Jah
    You've brought misfortune upon me.
[05:59] Jah
    And yet...
[06:03] Jah
    That's not reason enough for you to bear
    all misfortune upon your own shoulders!
[06:07] Jah
    I'm going to take back every last mana crystal
[06:10] Jah
    and free you from misfortune!
[06:16] Jah
    You say you're on your own?
[06:17] Jah
    Ha! What an imbecile.
[06:19] Jah
    I won't let you be alone anymore.
[06:22] Jah
    How about it?
[06:23] Jah
    If you give me the mana crystals,
    I'll love you so much
[06:27] Jah
    that you'll see how stupid your mission is.
[06:30] Mag
    Did you... just say you won't
    let me be alone anymore?
[06:33] Jah
    Yeah.
[06:34] Mag
    And that you're going to love me so much?
[06:38] Jah
    Yeah.
[06:40] Mag
    You won't stop liking me even if
    you get caught up in my bad luck?
[06:45] Jah
    You think something like that can scare me?
[06:48] Mag
    Even if I don't know
    my own strength and injure you?
[06:51] Jah
    I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[06:54] Jah
    I'm not so soft.
[06:59] Mag
    If you really mean it,
    then I'll hand over the crystals.
[07:10] Mag
    You'll love me?!
[07:12] Mag
    I'm so happy to hear it!
[07:14] Mag
    Thank you. You're the first person
    who's ever said that to me.
[07:18] Mag
    I've never had even one single friend.
[07:21] Mag
    If me suffering misfortune
    is misfortune for you...
[07:25] Jah
    Well, I didn't say that.
[07:27] Mag
    I'm not going to collect
    mana crystals anymore!
[07:30] Mag
    And from now on, I will live for you!
[07:34] Mag
    By the way, what's your name?
[07:37] Jah
    It's... Jahy.
[07:39] Mag
    Jahy? Jahy... Jahy-kun!
[07:43] Mag
    I'm sorry for everything, Jahy-kun!
[07:46] Mag
    From now on, I'll be on your side!
[07:48] ---
    R-Right...
[07:52] Mag
    Jahy-kun! I'm here!
[07:58] Jah
    What is it?
[08:00] Mag
    I want to sh-sh-show you my house!
[08:04] Jah
    I've got work today.
[08:07] Mag
    Jahy-kun! Jahy-kun!
[08:09] Mag
    It doesn't have to be today!
[08:10] Mag
    Any time is fine!
[08:12] Mag
    I've prepared lots of snacks!
[08:17] Jah
    Snacks?
[08:20] Mag
    I'm so happy.
[08:21] Mag
    I invited you so many times,
    but you've never come over.
[08:24] Jah
    That's because of how you invited me...
[08:27] (Flashback) Mag
    Jahy-kun, please come to my house!
[08:29] (Flashback) Mag
    Jahy-kun, want to go do something fun?!
[08:31] (Flashback) Mag
    Jahy-kun, you must come to my house!
[08:36] Mag
    I'm sorry...
[08:37] Mag
    You're the first person I've ever invited over,
     so I'm new to all this.
[08:42] Mag
    I've got a friend coming over!
[08:44] Jah
    Huh? Are we friends?
[08:48] Mag
    What?
[08:49] Mag
    Aren't we?
[08:52] Mag
    So it was all a lie?
[08:55] Mag
    You said that you'd free
    me of all this misfortune...
[08:58] Mag
    That you would love me so much...
[09:01] Mag
    And all of that was a lie?!
[09:03] Mag
    It's too cruel!
[09:07] Jah
    Okay! I get it already! Stop crying!
[09:10] Jah
    You and I are friends!
[09:12] Jah
    Are you happy now?
[09:13] Mag
    Yeah!
[09:16] Jah
    This is exhausting.
[09:18] Mag
    There are the mana crystals, of course,
    but there are other things I wish to show you
[09:22] Mag
    that I believe will help restore the Dark Realm.
[09:24] Jah
    Help restore the Dark Realm?
[09:26] Jah
    But you're the one who destroyed
    it for no reason in the first place.
[09:29] Mag
    And I am very sorry about that.
[09:32] Mag
    What I did to you all was horrible.
[09:36] Jah
    Speaking of, didn't you say
    you were assigned that mission?
[09:40] Jah
    So destroying the Dark Realm
    wasn't of your own volition?
[09:43] mag
    Correct. I was only tasked
[09:46] mag
    with destroying the mana crystal
    and freeing humanity of misfortune.
[09:50] mag
    I bear no ill will toward the Dark Realm.
[09:53] Jah
    And who'd you get this mission from?
[09:55] Mag
    Well...
[09:56] Mag
    Let's go over the details at my place.
[10:00] Jah
    I think she said that she has no family.
[10:04] Jah
    Yet she spent all her time collecting
    mana crystals and not working...
[10:07] Jah
    Moreover, even bearing all that misfortune,
[10:09] Jah
    she was doing pretty well for herself.
[10:11] Jah
    She must be totally loaded!
[10:15] Jah
    That's perfect.
[10:17] Jah
    I'll take her mana crystals and her house!
[10:21] Mag
    We're here!
[10:27] jah
    Th-Th-Th-This is it?
[10:38] Mag
    Due to the mana crystals,
    this house is riddled with calamity.
[10:41] jah
    You could've said so sooner!
[10:47] Mag
    Heh, things never change around here.
[10:49] Jah
    Is there more?
[10:51] Mag
    Actually, the room where I
    store the mana crystals...
[10:54] Mag
    There's a shade there
     that comes out after dark.
[10:58] Mag
    Since I saw it, I haven't gone inside.
[11:04] Mag
    I-I'm not scared of ghosts...
[11:06] Mag
    Ah, Jahy-kun!
[11:19] Mag
    A ghost!
[11:40] Jah
    The... The Dark Lord...
[11:45] Mag
    Stand back, Jahy-kun!
[11:49] Mag
    H-Hey, that's my dinner!
[11:51] Mag
    So you're the reason my food
    stores have been diminishing!
[11:55] Mag
    You thief!
[11:56] Mag
    Taste a magical girl's Hammer of Justice!
[12:00] Jah
    You insolent fool!
[12:03] Jah
    Have you no idea who this is?!
[12:06] Jah
    Gracing us with her presence,
[12:08] Jah
    it's the supreme ruler of the Dark Realm...
[12:12] Jah
    the Dark Lord!
[12:15] Mag
    Huh?
[12:16] Jah
    Your Lordship...
[12:17] Jah
    You've gotten so small... How terrible...
[12:27] Jah
    Why are you just standing there?!
[12:29] Jah
    You are in front of the Dark Lord!
[12:30] Jah
    She says, "You could at least
     get me a glass of water!"
[12:34] Jah
    Bring some at once!
[12:36] Mag
    Wh-What?
[12:46] mag
    So this is really the Dark Lord...
[12:49] mag
    Then that enormous mana crystal I destroyed
    wasn't a manifestation of hers?
[12:55] Jah
    Gosh, you really are clueless.
[12:58] Jah
    That was only one facet of the Dark Lord.
[13:00] Jah
    A core mana crystal that gave
    the Dark Realm its form.
[13:03] Jah
    You could think of it as her heart.
[13:06] Mag
    So how is she here now
    if I shattered her heart?
[13:12] Jah
    Mana crystals are the Dark Lord.
[13:14] Jah
    Wherever they appear in high
    concentration, so too will she.
[13:21] Jah
    This just means you collected
    a sufficient amount.
[13:25] Jah
    Thank you for that.
[13:27] Mag
    This is the first time a friend
    has ever thanked me for something!
[13:31] Jah
    Well, that's enough difficult discussion for now.
[13:34] Jah
    Today, we celebrate!
[13:36] Jah
    It's the Dark Lord's revival party!
[13:39] Mag
    A party?
[13:41] Jah
    Hey! Don't just sit there!
[13:43] Jah
    Bring more snacks!
[13:45] Mag
    O-Of course.
[13:49] Mag
    Eat all you want.
[13:52] Jah
    Wow, that's good!
[13:55] Jah
    To think such an auspicious day would come...
[13:57] Jah
    The best of all since I came to the human world!
[14:08] Jah
    I say, these cookies really are good.
[14:11] Jah
    The Dark Lord is enjoying them, too.
[14:13] Mag
    I'm so glad you like them.
[14:15] Mag
    I got them from a famous store.
[14:17] Mag
    There's a lot more, so eat up!
[14:19] Jah
    Wow, good job!
[14:22] Mag
    I just got praised again!
[14:24] Jah
    Today, we're going to eat
    and drink ourselves stupid!
[14:27] Mag
    I bought a lot of juice, too.
[14:30] Jah
    Yes! Wonderful, wonderful!
[14:39] Jah
    This really is the best day...
[14:48] mag
    Here's the juice...
[14:49] mag
    What? We're already out of cookies?!
[14:54] mag
    Don't worry, Jahy-kun.
[14:56] mag
    You can't have a party with just cookies alone,
[14:58] mag
    so I ordered some delivery!
[15:02] mag
    Whoa!
[15:06] mag
    I don't know that I've ever laid eyes
     on anything like this in the human realm!
[15:09] mag
    You were scary as a magical girl.
    Literally the worst.
[15:12] mag
    But as a friend, you're the best!
[15:15] mag
    I'm so happy!
[15:18] mag
    Please eat up!
[15:19] Jah
    What about you?
[15:20] Mag
    My heart is so full
     that it's filling my stomach, too!
[15:24] Jah
    In that case, I'll just have some... Oh.
[15:28] Mag
    Hey, Dark Lord! Don't
    go snatching from Jahy-kun!
[15:32] Jah
    Oh, it's fine. Today's party
    is in honor of the Dark Lord.
[15:37] Jah
    She needs to eat lots
    to regain her strength...
[15:46] Jah
    It's fine. I'm fine.
[15:57] Jah
    Your Lordship?
[15:59] Jah
    Wait...
[16:01] Jah
    Is this for me?
[16:07] Jah
    Look at that! The Dark Lord
    gave me this piece of octopus!
[16:10] Jah
    This must mean I'm special to her!
[16:14] Jah
    I am so loved!
[16:16] Mag
    Because of a tiny piece of octopus?!
[16:18] Mag
    You mean more to me than that!
[16:21] Mag
    I love you so much more! I love you to death!
[16:31] Jah
    Okay, so now we have to have a serious talk.
[16:34] Jah
    Let's hear what led up to you
    destroying the Dark Realm...
[16:39] Mag
    It happened on a cold winter night.
[17:17] Mag
    I was drowning. On the verge of death.
[17:21] Mag
    So I prepared myself. That's when...
[17:32] Light
    You are strong.
[17:35] Light
    You managed to endure so much
    misfortune all by yourself.
[17:39] Light
    It wouldn't be right for
    someone like you to die here.
[17:43] Light
    I shall grant you power.
[17:46] Light
    And in return...
[17:48] txt
    Please free people from misfortune
[17:50] Mag
    Thus I gained my powers,
[17:52] Mag
    did as the voice told me, destroyed
    the mana crystal in the Dark Realm,
[17:55] Mag
    and collected the mana crystals on Earth.
[17:58] Mag
    But now, I will spend my life
    atoning for this mistake!
[18:02] Jah
    I don't want to be stuck with
    you for the rest of my days.
[18:04] Jah
    Just return the mana crystals and we're good.
[18:07] Jah
    Actually, wait a minute...
[18:09] Jah
    If we don't figure out
    who's behind that voice,
[18:11] Jah
    the Dark Realm won't be
    safe even if we restore it.
[18:15] Jah
    Since you're our only lead, you'll be helping us!
[18:18] Jah
    I'm going to work you hard.
[18:19] Mag
    Please! Work me to the bone!
[18:22] Jah
    Once we defeat this mastermind,
    we'll restore the Dark Realm!
[18:25] Mag
    But can you defeat them?
[18:27] Jah
    With the Dark Lord by my side, it'll be a cinch!
[18:29] Jah
    Behold how incredible she is!
[18:36] Jah
    I-I mean, she just revived, so...
[18:40] Jah
    But she'll be back to normal soon
[18:43] Jah
    and leading the way for us
    with her magnificent presence.
[18:46] Jah
    I'm sure she'll be praising
    what I've done, too.
[18:50] Jah
    Isn't that right, Your Lordship?
[18:56] Jah
    Did you see that?!
[18:58] Jah
    She's already pleased with me!
[19:00] Jah
    I knew I was special to her!
[19:04] Jah
    The Dark Lord is an absolute
    being who needs no one.
[19:07] Jah
    Approaching her means instant destruction,
[19:09] Jah
    yet I alone was allowed to stand next to her!
[19:14] Jah
    And that's not all!
[19:15] Jah
    Only I was allowed to hear her words,
[19:17] Jah
    and only with me did she
    share her magical powers!
[19:20] Jah
    After all, I was the only
    one who understood her.
[19:24] Jah
    Even now, I totally understand what she's feeling.
[19:27] Jah
    Hmm, hmm... I see.
[19:30] Jah
    Right now, her stomach is really full
     and she can't eat any more!
[19:37] mag
    I don't think that's it.
[19:40] Jah
    There's no way I'd misinterpret her.
[19:43] Jah
    She's saying...
[19:48] Jah
    "Even if she was being used,
[19:50] Jah
    I'm not sure we should
    expose ourselves in front
[19:52] Jah
    of the magical girl who
    destroyed the Dark Realm."
[19:56] Jah
    "I want to formulate a restoration plan
    as soon as possible,
[19:58] Jah
    but we can't do that around someone we can't trust."
[20:01] Jah
    That means she wants to move
    to my base immediately.
[20:09] Jah
    That wasn't it, huh...?
[20:11] Mag
    You're leaving already?
[20:12] Mag
    But you just got here!
    You should stay longer.
[20:16] Mag
    I know! What if all three of us lived here?
[20:20] Mag
    This is bigger than your
    current place, Jahy-kun.
[20:23] Jah
    Shut up! Nobody asked you!
[20:25] Jah
    All three of us living
    together? Are you stupid?
[20:27] Jah
    You listen here! The Dark Lord and I
    have an incredible bond between us.
[20:31] Jah
    But what about you?!
[20:32] Jah
    I'll grant you that reviving her to
    this point is an achievement of sorts,
[20:37] Jah
    but I can't believe you'd get so ahead of
    yourself as to suggest living together with her!
[20:42] Mag
    I-I'd just be happy if you stayed here, so...
[20:47] Jah
    Your rudeness is astounding!
[20:49] Jah
    Your Lordship, once we retrieve the crystals,
[20:51] Jah
    let's get out of here!
[20:56] Jah
    Huh?
[21:03] Jah
    Why?
[21:05] Jah
    How?
[21:08] Jah
    It's the food?!
[21:15] Jah
    I lost to the magical girl...
[21:17] Jah
    No, I lost to food!
[21:20] Jah
    Damn it all!
[21:22] mag
    Ah, Jahy-kun! Wait!
[21:26] Jah
    Damn it! Damn it!
[21:28] Jah
    I'll feed you even tastier food, Your Lordship!
[21:34] Nar
    The Great Jahy managed to make peace
    with her magical girl rival.
[21:36] Nar
    On top of that, she was able to recover the
     mana crystals an reunite with the Dark Lord.
[21:42] Nar
    But it looks like winning the
    Dark Lord's heart won't be so easy.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Boss Cannot Decide!

Season 1

E15 - The Boss Cannot Decide!

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    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

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    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

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    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:30] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 15
    
    The Boss Cannot Decide!
[01:36] Jah
    I've collected a ton of mana crystals.
[01:38] Jah
    I've made my former nemesis,
    the magical girl, my pawn.
[01:41] Jah
    And I've even seen the the Dark Lord revived!
[01:45] Jah
    She's still at her place,
    but at least she's back!

[01:49] Jah
    Either way, I'm so close to
    restoring the Dark Realm!
[01:52] Jah
    When I tell Kokoro,
[01:55] Jah
    I'm sure she'll commend
    and encourage me more than ever.
[01:56] kok
    Amazing!
[02:00] Jah
    In fact...
[02:01] Jah
    I should be praised and commended way more!
[02:05] Kok
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Great Jahy!
[02:08] Jah
    There she is!
[02:09] Kok
    You're sliding today, huh?
[02:14] Jah
    Say, Kokoro, notice anything
    different about me?
[02:19] Kok
    Different?
[02:20] Jah
    Go ahead! Worship me!
[02:23] Kok
    Um...
[02:24] Jah
    Come on! Lay on the praise!
[02:28] Kok
    Do you mean the new girl behind you?
[02:31] ---
    Huh?
[02:32] Mag
    Can I play with you guys, too?!
[02:36] Kok
    Who are you?
[02:38] Mag
    Oh, I'm...
[02:39] Jah
    Stay the hell away from Kokoro!
[02:40] Kok
    Is she your friend, Great Jahy?
[02:42] Jah
    No! She's...
[02:48] Jah
    Yeah, she's my friend! She's a friend.
[02:55] Jah
    We need to split, Kokoro.
[02:56] Kok
    What?
[02:57] Jah
    She's real bad news.
[02:59] Jah
    Better not let her get near you.
[03:01] Kok
    Really?
[03:02] Jah
    She can take a washing machine, a truck,
    or a lightning bolt and shrug it off!
[03:09] Kok
    That's incredible!
[03:10] Jah
    It's not incredible. It's freaky.
[03:13] Jah
    All right, let's go!
[03:16] Mag
    I get it.
[03:18] Mag
    We're playing tag!
[03:22] Mag
    Leap!
[03:27] Mag
    You're it now, Jahy-kun.
[03:29] Mag
    Come, let us flee!
[03:31] Kok
    Sure!
[03:34] Jah
    How dare she?!
[03:36] Jah
    Kokoro is my underling!
[03:39] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[03:40] Mag
    Come and get us!
[03:43] Wom
    Oh, look at those kids.
[03:46] Wom2
    A high schooler playing
    with such a young girl?
[03:50] Wom2
    That's so...
[03:51] Jah
    Good. Be suspicious.
[03:54] Jah
    Call the police and tell them a weirdo
    is trying something with children!
[03:59] Wom
    That's so nice of her!
[04:00] Wom
    Look at her, playing with that little girl.
[04:03] Wom2
    What a nice kid.
[04:05] Jah
    Huh?
[04:07] Jah
    What the hell?!
[04:10] Kok
    Miss!
[04:13] Kok
    Are you okay?
[04:14] Mag
    Ow...
[04:15] Mag
    What is this hole doing here?
[04:17] Kok
    Here!
[04:19] Kok
    It's hard to get up by yourself.
[04:28] Mag
    Thank you.
[04:31] Kok
    Come help, Great Jahy!
[04:33] Jah
    Why should I?
[04:35] Jah
    She can get up by herself, anyway.
[04:37] Kok
    But it's faster if we both pull.
[04:40] Jah
    Fine...
[04:45] Both
    Ready, and...
[04:55] Both
    Heave-ho!
[05:00] Mag
    I'm sorry!
[05:01] Mag
    Now you're both dirty, too.
[05:07] Jah
    What's so funny?
[05:08] Kok
    It's just... now we're
    all covered in dirt! See?
[05:16] Kok
    That was fun!
[05:20] Jah
    Jeez.
[05:27] Mag
    Yeah!
[05:32] Mag
    I'm glad I followed Jahy-kun and
    mustered the courage to talk to you!
[05:35] Jah
    Don't follow me.
[05:40] Kok
    Your friend is wonderful, Great Jahy.
[05:43] Jah
    Huh? Wonderful?
[05:46] Jah
    This is the JABLEEP who destroyed the
    Dark Realm and stole my mana crystals.
[05:51] Kok
    But now you're friends, right?
[05:55] Jah
    I suppose.
[05:56] Kok
    My mother told me that being able
    to make up is a wonderful thing.
[06:01] Kok
    It's so amazing that people can become
    friends even if things used to be bad!
[06:06] Jah
    Why are you blushing?!
[06:08] Jah
    Sheesh.
[06:10] Nar
    In spite of herself,
     the Great Jahy didn't hate this.
[06:13] Mag
    So, what are we going to play next?
[06:16] Jah
    Kokoro is my playmate.
[06:18] Jah
    Shoo, shoo.
[06:19] Mag
    But... we're friends.
[06:21] Jah
    Don't act like you're friends with her, too.
[06:25] Kok
    She is my friend.
[06:28] Kok
    We're friends, right?
[06:30] Jah
    Kokoro!
[06:39] Nar
    Meanwhile...
[06:44] Nar
    The Dark Lord was house-sitting
    for the magical girl.
[06:52] Jah
    Damn that magical girl...
[06:55] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[06:56] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[06:57] Mag
    Ah, Jahy-kun!
[07:00] Jah
    The only time I'm free of her is at work.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[07:04] Jah
    Never thought I'd look forward
    to clocking in this much.
[07:08] Mag
    Welcome!
[07:10] Jah
    Hey!
[07:12] Jah
    Wh-What the hell are you doing here?!
[07:14] Boss
    Oh, Hy-chan, you know her?
[07:16] Boss
    If so, that'll make this easier.
[07:19] Boss
    Jingu Kyouko-chan will be
    working for us starting today.
[07:23] Both
    Isn't that right?
[07:24] Jah
    So that's your name...
[07:27] Boss
    You're her senior coworker here,
    so please show Kyouko-chan the ropes.
[07:31] Jah
    What?!
[07:33] Jah
    She destroyed my Dark Realm
     and now I have to—
[07:35] Boss
    Just one moment.
[07:37] Jah
    Boss!
[07:42] Jah
    What's the big idea, following my every step?!
[07:46] Mag
    You're so close!
[07:47] Jah
    I am not!
[07:49] Jah
    You're the stalker who
    followed me even to work!
[07:53] Mag
    Me, a stalker?! P-Please, hold on a moment!
[07:55] Mag
    I know I've been following you around,
    but this was pure coincidence!
[07:59] Jah
    Like I'd buy that!
[08:00] Mag
    Please believe me!
SIGN    fad(480,1)\an7\fnArial\fs20\b1\c&H142132&\3c&HF2F9F5&\4c&HC3CED6&}Part-time Work
    Hiring Now!
     Wait & Kitchen Staff
    
     Friendly and energetic people preferred!
     No prior experience needed!
     Staff meals included!
    
     For details such as hourly pay,
     working hours, etc.,
     please call or come by
    Craft Pub Maou.
[08:02] Mag
    I found this flyer for part-time employees.
[08:06] Mag
    And I was hired just now.
[08:08] Mag
    I've been so lucky lately!
[08:11] Mag
    To think this random job I found
    happened to be where you work...
[08:16] Jah
    Hmph. Why are you suddenly
    getting a job anyway?
[08:21] Mag
    Until now, I found meaning in
    shouldering the misfortunes of others.
[08:27] Mag
    But ever since you saved me,
[08:29] Mag
    I've decided to stop that.
    I'm going to try to learn new things.
[08:34] Mag
    To make you and others happy myself.
[08:41] Mag
    However, I've realized that in order
    to make people happy, you need money.
[08:47] Jah
    The bitter truth!
[08:49] Jah
    Is this because the Dark Lord
    is eating you out of house and home?
[08:54] Jah
    Knew it...
[08:55] Jah
    Your Lordship...
[08:56] Jah
    You are truly terrifying.
[09:07] Jah
    Come with me.
[09:09] Jah
    How to prepare warm hand towels.
[09:11] Jah
    How to take orders.
[09:12] Jah
    How to carry out the dishes.
[09:14] Jah
    How to wash the plates.
[09:15] Jah
    I'll teach you everything.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[09:20] Mag
    I'm looking forward to it!
[09:26] Jah
    Here you go!
[09:27] Man
    Thank you.
[09:29] Jah
    Please enjoy!
[09:33] Jah
    Having extra help will make things easier.
[09:37] Jah
    I'll have her doing my bidding... Geh!
[09:41] Mag**
    Huh?
[09:43] Mag
    Huh?!
[09:44] Mag
    What's going on?
[09:46] Jah
    How does that even happen?!
[09:54] Mag
    H-H-H-Here's your o-order.
[09:57] Guy
    Huh? We didn't order all this.
[10:00] Jah
    How'd she manage that?!
[10:02] Jah
    I'm sorry!
[10:03] Jah
    This is actually for the table over there.
[10:07] Jah
    I need the drinks for table three!
[10:09] Mag
    O-On it!
[10:42] Jah
    This isn't right.
[10:44] Jah
    Having extra help was supposed*
    to make things easier.
[10:48] Guy
    Where's my order?
[10:49] Guy
    I'd like to place an order!
[10:50] Guy
    Where's my draft beer?
[10:51] Jah
    Why is there more work for me?!
[10:54] Mag
    Is there anything I can do, Jahy-kun?
[10:57] Jah
    You can stand there and watch!
[10:59] Jah
    Don't move!
[11:07] Boss
    Don't worry, Kyouko-chan.
[11:09] Boss
    It's hard for everyone at first.
[11:12] Boss
    Hy-chan was horrible, too, when she started.
[11:15] Mag
    She was?
[11:17] (Flashback) Boss
    Jahy-chan? Can you take this
    out to table seven, please?
[11:21] (Flashback) Jah
    Moron. Like I'd do
    what some human tells me to.
[11:25] Boss
    But Hy-chan does her best.
[11:29] Boss
    No matter what it is, she gives it her all.
[11:32] Boss
    You remind me of her in some ways,
    so I'm sure you'll get the hang of things soon.
[11:40] Mag
    Boss...
[11:42] Jah
    Hey, were you watching?
[11:45] Jah
    If you want to be of any use,
     you'd better keep a good eye on me.
[11:49] ---
    Right!
[11:51] Jah
    Here's how you pour the beer! Got it?
[11:54] Mag
    I see.
[11:55] Jah
    It's not just about brute strength!
[11:57] mag
    Brute strength is no good...
[11:59] Jah
    You have to be more careful!
[12:01] Mag
    Be more careful...
[12:03] Man
    Can we place an order?
[12:05] Both
    Coming!
[12:05] Both
    Be right with you!
[12:17] Mag
    I did it!
[12:19] Man
    Thanks, new girl.
[12:22] Mag
    O-Oh, of course.
[12:25] Jah
    Hey, there's something in your hair.
[12:30] Jah
    A mana crystal?
[12:32] Mag
    Here you go!
[12:34] Wom
    I'd like to order, please!
[12:35] Mag
    Go right ahead!
[12:40] Jah
    I was pretty worried at first, but I guess
    it was just the mana crystal's meddling.
[12:45] Boss
    Kyouko-chan is doing great.
[12:47] Boss
    You must be a good mentor.
[12:52] Jah
    I am the second-in-command of the Dark Realm.
[12:55] Boss
    I've left everything up to you so far,
[12:59] Boss
    but from now on...
[13:01] Mag
    From now on...
[13:04] Mag
    From now on, we'll see
    each other every day, Jahy-kun!
[13:10] Mag
    During the day!
[13:11] Mag
    And in the evenings!
[13:13] Mag
    From now on, we'll always be together!
[13:19] Jah
    No!
[13:21] Nar
    The Great Jahy couldn't escape
     the magical girl's shackles.
[13:26] Sign
    Closed
[13:29] Boss
    Hy-chan, I have a favor to ask you.
[13:33] Jah
    Nope.
[13:35] Boss
    How can you say no when you
    don't even know what it is?
[13:37] Jah
    Because you're probably just going to say
     "let's go on a diet together" or something.
[13:42] Jah
    Go ask someone else.
[13:43] Boss
    Someone else...
[13:46] Boss
    Kyouko-chan!
[13:47] Mag
    Yes?
[13:48] Mag
    I've wiped down all the tables!
[13:52] Boss
    Thank you.
[13:53] Boss
    Say, I've been trying to think
    of some new menu items.
[13:56] Boss
    I was wondering if you'd do a taste test.
[14:00] Jah
    Did she say a taste test?
[14:01] Boss
    I've had so many ideas
     that I'm just not sure anymore.
[14:05] Boss
    And Hy-chan seems to be busy.
    Can I count on you instead?
[14:09] Mag
    Pleased to be of service, Boss!
[14:12] Boss
    Then please wait for me at that table.
[14:18] Jah
    If you want me to eat that bad,
     then fine, I'll eat.
[14:22] Boss
    Oh, wow! Getting both of your
    opinions will be so helpful.
[14:27] Jah
    Sure. Bring it on out, then.
[14:29] Boss
    Just a moment.
[14:32] Boss
    All right. Here you go.
[14:37] Mag
    Stewed flounder?
[14:39] Boss
    I've made the flavors a bit stronger.
[14:43] Mag
    Thank you for the food.
[14:49] Mag
    It's delicious!
[14:51] Mag
    Yes, the flavor is strong,
    but it's not overpowering.
[14:54] Mag
    The more I chew, the more I can taste
    how the umami of the fish
[14:57] Mag
    and the broth harmonize with each other.
[15:00] Mag
    It's what French cuisine
    calls a marriage of flavors!
[15:04] Mag
    Boss, this stewed flounder is amazing!
[15:07] Boss
    Thank you, Kyouko-chan.
[15:10] Boss
    And what do you think, Hy-chan?
[15:14] Jah
    It's not bad.
[15:16] Jah
    It's not bad, but...
[15:18] Boss
    It's not bad, but...?
[15:22] Jah
    What if you replaced the fish with meat?
[15:27] Jah
    I get to eat for free here, so I'm going
    to suggest everything I normally can't afford.
[15:35] Boss
    I see!
[15:37] Nar
    Overthinking clouded the boss's judgment!
[15:41] Mag
    Rather than the seasonings,
[15:43] Mag
    she's suggested modifying the main ingredient!
[15:45] Mag
    Amazing, Jahy-kun!
[15:46] Nar
    Her adoration for the Great Jahy
    clouded Kyouko's judgment!
[15:51] Boss
    Next, I have some ginger pork.
[15:54] Jah
    All right! Meat!
[15:57] Boss
    The idea behind this dish is
    to encourage more drinking.
[16:04] Mag
    It's delicious!
[16:06] Mag
    Unlike the flounder earlier, the seasoning
    on this is reserved for the dish.
[16:12] Mag
    But when you consider that,
    rather than rice,
[16:15] Mag
    it'll be served as an accompaniment
    to booze, it works perfectly!
[16:19] Mag
    Not that I had any sake, of course...
[16:22] Boss
    You're like a gourmet critic, Kyouko-chan!
[16:25] Boss
    It's good to have you here.
[16:31] Jah
    I haven't had meat in so long!
[16:33] Jah
    It's revitalizing me!
[16:38] Boss
    Well?
[16:40] Jah
    Yeah, it's not bad.
[16:42] Jah
    It's not bad, but...
[16:44] Boss
    It's not bad, but...?
[16:46] Jah
    It's not bad, but if you really want
     a hit dish, why don't you try beef?
[16:55] Jah
    And the good kind! Luxurious steak.
[17:00] Boss
    I see!
[17:02] Nar
    The boss wasn't thinking anymore!
[17:05] Mag
    Steak instead of ginger pork?
[17:08] Mag
    This is...
[17:09] Mag
    Even though it's a pub...
[17:10] Mag
    No, this might be the way to create a new
    dish that can only be enjoyed in a pub!
[17:14] Mag
    Something unpretentious yet luxurious!
[17:18] Mag
    You're amazing, Jahy-kun!
[17:20] Nar
    Kyouko's adoration for the Great Jahy
     was* really clouding her judgment!
[17:26] Jah
    I've been cooking for myself ever*
    since I came to the human world.
[17:32] Jah
    We don't always get
    staff meals here at the pub,
[17:35] Jah
    but when we do, they're never beef.
[17:38] Jah
    And what they sell at the supermarkets is
    so expensive, I can never afford it.
[17:43] txt
    Black Wagyu
[17:43] txt
    Domestic Black Beef Wagyu Steak
[17:43] Jah
    Yet among them, the steak is
    the biggest and the thickest.
[17:48] Jah
    Every time I see it, I can't help
    wondering what it tastes like.
[17:54] Jah
    Something that pricey... must be delicious!
[18:02] Boss
    Presenting diced steak!
[18:07] Jah
    Is this it? Steak?!
[18:12] Mag
    It smells great.
[18:14] Boss
    I improvised the sauce.
[18:18] Boss
    Well, please give it a try!
[18:23] Mag
    Delicious!
[18:25] Mag
    The steak's juices are delicately
     combining with the sauce!
[18:29] Mag
    And the cubes of steak give it
    a firm and irresistible texture!
[18:35] Mag
    Not to mention, it's so easy to eat!
[18:42] Jah
    It's juicy enough to wet my entire mouth!
[18:44] Jah
    And the meat's so thick,
    it's got a great texture!
[18:47] Jah
    Then there's the boss's wonderful
    original sweet-and-spicy sauce!
[18:52] Jah
    So good!
[18:55] Jah
    My mouth is overflowing with happiness!
[18:59] Jah
    All those times when I was hungry...
[19:02] Jah
    All those bland meals...
[19:05] Jah
    Maybe it was all so I could
    be united with this steak platter!
[19:11] Jah
    It's good!
[19:12] Jah
    It's too good!
[19:16] Jah
    Not even the Dark Realm had meat this good.
[19:20] Mag
    Jahy-kun is impressed?
[19:22] Boss
    It's that good?
[19:23] Boss
    I'm so happy!
[19:25] Boss
    Then this diced beef steak
    will be our new menu item.
[19:30] Mag
    I'm glad you could settle on something, Boss.
[19:32] Boss
    Me, too!
[19:33] Jah
    If this makes it on the menu, we might even
    get is as our take-home meal sometimes.
[19:37] Boss
    Thank you so much, Hy-chan, Kyouko-chan.
[19:40] Land
    Hold it!
[19:42] Boss
    Ryou-chan?
[19:46] Land
    Sheesh.
[19:47] Land
    What are you going to sell this for?
[19:51] Land
    You gonna make any profit?
[19:53] Mag
    Profit?
[19:54] Boss
    There's no way...
[19:56] Jah
    Tch. You had to open your fat mouth.
[20:00] Boss
    Oh, no! I thought I'd finally
    found our new menu item!
[20:04] Jah
    White rice, please!
[20:05] Land
    Looks like Ja-ko was just making
    you cook stuff she wanted to eat.
[20:09] Mag
    Is that true, Jahy-kun?
[20:12] Land
    Stop laughing! You should be ashamed!
[20:14] Jah
    Bite me.
[20:15] Land
    Why, you...
[20:16] Jah
    Bite me.
[20:16] Land
    Pay your rent!
[20:17] Jah
    Bite me!
[20:18] Jah
    Where's my rice?
[20:19] Land
    Are you serious?!
[20:20] Jah
    White rice!
[20:25] Jah
    Your Lordship?!
[20:26] Mag
    When did she get in here?
[20:32] Boss
    Oh, how cute!
[20:33] Boss
    Is she your friend, Hy-chan?
[20:35] Land
    Where is she from, anyway?
[20:37] Land
    Her clothes are pretty odd.
[20:39] Mag
    She lives with me.
[20:40] Jah
    You want seconds?
[20:41] Boss
    Coming right up!
[20:42] Mag
    Don't. She'll never stop.
[20:47] Mag
    Come on. Let's go home.
[20:51] Mag
    Fine, then let's do this.
[20:52] Mag
    On the way, you can buy whatever
    snack you want at the convenience store.
[21:04] Mag
    Well then, we'll be off now.
[21:06] Boss
    See you again tomorrow, Kyouko-chan.
[21:09] Mag
    Yes!
[21:12] Boss
    Those two look like such close sisters.
[21:15] Land
    So, what's your connection to the little runt?
[21:18] Jah
    That's the Dark Lord!
[21:20] Jah
    How insolent of you to call her a runt!
[21:24] Land
    Then why's she with
    that other girl and not you?
[21:28] Jah
    Shut your mouth!
[21:29] Jah
    The Dark Lord has her reasons!
[21:32] Jah
    You know absolutely nothing about her!
[21:35] Land
    Stop it, Ja-ko! Stop it!
[21:40] Nar
    The diced steak was delicious,
[21:43] Nar
    but because the Great Jahy felt like she'd been
[21:45] Nar
    bested by the magical girl,
    she took it out on the landlord.
[23:18] Titl
    Next Time
[23:18] Titl
    The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!

Season 1

E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!

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[00:00] Druj
    What? The Dark Lord... has been revived?!
[00:04] Jah
    That's right.
[00:05] Druj
    What a joyous piece of news!
[00:07] Druj
    Exactly what I'd expect of Your Greatness!
[00:09] Jah
    I mean, yeah.
[00:10] Druj
    You have blessed us with so much hope.
[00:13] Druj
    Truly, you're our savior!
[00:15] Jah
    I mean, yeah.
[00:16] Druj
    All that's left is to collect the remaining
    mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm!
[00:20] Jah
    That's right.
[00:21] Jah
    But before that, we need to investigate
    the motives of who destroyed the Dark Realm.
[00:27] Druj
    I see.
[00:30] Druj
    So, I've been meaning to ask, who is this churl
    that's been sitting next to you all this time?
[00:36] Jah
    This is my stalk—
[00:38] Mag
    My name is Jingu Kyouko!
[00:39] Mag
    I am Jahy-kun's friend!
[00:43] ---
    Huh?!
[00:55] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:57] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:58] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:59] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:01] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:20] Druj
    Y-Y-You... You're the Great Jahy's friend?
[02:22] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 16
    
    The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
[02:25] Mag
    Indeed. Jahy-kun and I share an incredible bond.
[02:29] Druj
    Jahy-kun?!
[02:31] Druj
    Don't think that a mere human is
    allowed to sit at the Great Jahy's side.
[02:38] Jah
    Calm down, Druj.
[02:39] Jah
    This is one of my human underlings.
[02:42] Jah
    She just invited herself.
[02:44] Jah
    Though I didn't think she'd follow me even
    to our regular update meetings...
[02:48] Mag
    How can you say that, Jahy-kun?!
[02:49] Mag
    You said we'd always be together!
[02:52] Mag
    That's why I'm here right now!
[02:53] Mag
    Or was that a lie?
[02:55] Jah
    Will you put a sock in it?!
[02:57] Mag
    How could you?!
[02:58] Mag
    You said you'd love me!
[03:00] ---
    What?!
[03:02] Druj
    What did she just say?
[03:04] jah
    No, I mean, it's really complicated.
[03:06] Mag
    Jahy-kun told me that she'd love me so much.
[03:12] Druj
    You really need to keep
    your delusions in check.
[03:16] Druj
    There is no way the Great Jahy
     would ever love a human like you.
[03:21] Druj
    Shall I feed that rotten brain
    of yours to some demon hounds?
[03:25] Jah
    Hey, I told you to calm down...
[03:27] Mag
    Why don't you try and see if you can?
[03:30] Jah
    And don't you feed into this!
[03:31] druj
    Your Greatness, such a rude and deluded
     human is hardly fit to serve you!
[03:37] Mag
    Make no mistake. I am Jahy-kun's friend.
[03:40] Mag
    What are you to Jahy-kun anyway?
[03:43] Druj
    I am the Great Jahy's top underling.
[03:46] Druj
    I've been serving her
     since we were in the Dark Realm.
[03:49] Druj
    That's right! Since way before you came along.
[03:56] jah
    What is this...?
[03:59] Druj
    What can a human like you possibly understand
    of the Dark Realm's second-in-command?
[04:04] Druj
    Not only do I understand her better,
    I am also better equipped to serve her.
[04:09] Mag
    Are you, though?
[04:10] Mag
    In the human world, I've spent more
    time with Jahy-kun than you.
[04:14] Mag
    I'm the one who understands her better now.
[04:18] Druj
    It's only been a few measly months.
[04:21] Druj
    What could you possibly
    have come to understand?
[04:24] Both
    I understand Jahy-kun better than you!
[04:24] Both
    I understand the Great Jahy better than you!
[04:28] Jah
    This is so dumb.
[04:30] Mag
    Oh? Well, did you know that she
    loves the slide at the park?
[04:35] Jah
    Wha?!
[04:36] Druj
    Come now! She adores the gallows far more.
[04:40] Jah
    Wha?!
[04:41] Mag
    While collecting mana crystals,
    she also collects four leaf clovers!
[04:44] Druj
    Her daily routine involves
    stuffing her underlings into a hole!
[04:47] Mag
    Nobody pours a better beer than her!
[04:49] Druj
    Nobody casts a better curse!
[04:51] Mag
    She's even faster at the register than the boss!
[04:53] Druj
    Actually, insider her braid—
[04:56] Jah
    Knock it off!
[04:57] Jah
    Enough with the garbage!
    You're both talking nonsense!
[05:01] Jah
    Neither of you understand me at all!
[05:06] Druj
    Then how about this?
[05:08] Druj
    The one who collects more
    mana crystals, starting now,
[05:11] Druj
    will be deemed most worthy
    to serve the Great Jahy.
[05:14] Druj
    Her true underling.
[05:17] Jah
    Hey! That's not for you to decide!
[05:20] mag
    Fine.
[05:21] Jah
    No, it's not!
[05:23] Jah
    I'm not okay with this!
[05:24] Jah
    Besides, I thought you wanted to be my friend.
[05:42] Mag
    I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite
    good at collecting mana crystals.
[05:49] Druj
    Oh? As am I.
[05:53] Jah
    Is anyone... listening to me?
[05:57] Jah
    Hey? Anyone?
[06:00] Druj
    Why don't I show you?
[06:02] Both
    I'm the best for Jahy-kun!
[06:02] Both
    I'm the best for the Great Jahy!
[06:12] Jah
    The hell was that?
[06:14] Jah
    They left without listening
    to a single thing I said.
[06:17] Jah
    Wait a minute.
[06:19] Jah
    If both of them are running out
    to fetch more mana crystals,
[06:21] Jah
    that means I'll get two loads' worth
    without having to do anything myself.
[06:27] Jah
    Wow, this is actually a pretty sweet deal!
[06:30] Jah
    And with the two loudmouths gone,
    it's all wins for me!
[06:34] Wait
    Pardon me. Would you like the check now?
[06:41] Druj
    The limit is ten minutes!
[06:42] Druj
    Whoever collects the most mana
    crystals in that time wins!
[06:46] Mag
    That's just perfect!
[07:23] Both
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight...
[07:29] Druj
    You're pretty good at this.
[07:31] Mag
    So are you.
[07:32] Druj
    I won't lose!
[07:34] Mag
    Neither will I!
[07:36] Nar
    Meanwhile, the Great Jahy was...
[07:42] Jah
    Why aren't those two fools coming back?!
[07:44] Nar
    ...forced to wash dishes to cover the bill.
[07:55] Sau
    Jahy...
[07:58] Sau
    Today is the day I bring you down!
[08:00] Sau
    I, Saurva, of the Dark Realm's elite!
[08:04] Sau
    I've failed many times before now.
[08:08] Sau
    But things will be different this time.
[08:10] txt
    Jahy's normal route!!
[08:10] Sau
    I've done meticulous research
    and spent ages preparing.
[08:14] Sau
    What's more, I have the Dark Realm's
    most powerful trap... Chompy-kun!
[08:19] txt
    New Invention*!!
[08:19] txt
    CHOMPY-KUN
[08:19] txt
    (Available in Mark 1 through 3)
[08:22] Sau
    She often passes by this spot.
[08:24] Sau
    Drawn by the bait, she'll approach
    Chompy-kun only to meet her doom.
[08:35] Sau
    Grovel if you want my help.
[08:38] Jah
    Oh, Magnificent Saurva, please help me!
[08:41] Jah
    You can be second-in-command
    of the Dark Realm!
[08:44] Sau
    That's the plan.
[08:46] Sau
    Simple, but if I had to say,
     that's what makes it so genius.
[08:50] Sau
    Huh?
[08:51] Sau
    There she is.
[08:53] Sau
    Now... it's showtime!
[09:03] Sau
    Who is that?
[09:05] Sau
    A normal person?
[09:06] Sau
    She just looks like a regular high school girl.
[09:08] Sau
    Could she be Jahy's underling?
[09:10] Sau
    She's way too close to Jahy!
[09:12] Sau
    If the Chompy-kun activates,
    this girl might get caught in it, too.
[09:16] Sau
    I can't allow a citizen
    to be collateral damage.
[09:19] Sau
    What should I do?
[09:24] Mag
    What a suspicious thing to
    have in a place like this.
[09:26] Mag
    What is this?
[09:32] Sau
    Oh, no!
[09:33] Sau
    She got herself caught in the trap!
[09:35] Mag
    Please help me, Jahy-kun!
[09:38] Sau
    So she knows Jahy?
[09:44] Sau
    Look at her!
[09:45] Sau
    She'd make a face like that when
    her friend is getting thrashed?
[09:48] Sau
    And she's just leaving her?!
[09:50] Sau
    How can she be so evil?!
[09:52] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[09:55] Sau
    I feel so bad for that poor girl!
[09:57] Sau
    Wait, at this rate, she's going to die!
[10:00] Sau
    Dark Realm traps are far
    too strong for humans!
[10:02] Sau
    Um! Uh...
[10:06] Sau
    She's totally fine?
[10:09] Sau
    And Chompy-kun Mark 1*
    was completely destroyed?!
[10:13] Mag
    What is it?
[10:15] Sau
    Nothing.
[10:17] Sau
    It took so long to build that...
[10:22] Sau
    This is strange.
[10:23] Sau
    Did I make it too soft?
[10:26] Sau
    This is going too far, even for
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:31] Sau
    I'll modify its strength some...
[10:35] Sau
    There it is!
[10:38] Sau
    You again?!
[10:40] Sau
    And now that I look, despite all your wailing,
     you don't seem hurt at all!
[10:44] Sau
    Instead, all you're doing is looking at Jahy!
[10:46] Mag
    Glance!
[10:50] Mag
    Glance!
[10:55] Sau
    She sighs and then ignores her?!
[11:00] Sau
    She looks depressed...
[11:02] Sau
    I mean, she seems fine, but that trap
    I made for Jahy, Chompy-kun Mark 2,
[11:09] Sau
    is thirty times stronger than
    Chompy-kun Mark 1 from before.
[11:10] Sign
    CHOMPY-KUN Spec Comparison
[11:10] Sign
    Mark 2
[11:10] Sign
    Mark 1
[11:13] Sau
    There's no way she's unscathed—
[11:18] Sau
    Chompy-kun Mark 2!
[11:21] Sau
    All my hard work! Destroyed!
[11:24] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[11:24] Sau
    Worse yet, that girl looks
     more chipper than ever!
[11:27] Sau
    I'm glad she's okay, but...
[11:29] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[11:29] Sau
    Damn it!
[11:30] Sau
    It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[11:32] Sau
    I made these to get Jahy...
[11:35] Sau
    No, it's not over!
[11:37] Sau
    I've still got the final trap,
    Chompy-kun Mark 3!
[11:41] Sau
    I don't care which one of them it gets
[11:44] Sau
    so long as I get to see Chompy-kun in action!
[11:49] Sau
    Work.
[11:50] Sau
    Work!
[11:51] Sau
    Work!
[11:54] Mag
    La, la, la, la, la!
[11:56] Mag
    Shift time! Going to work with Jahy-kun!
[11:58] Mag
    Yay! Work with Jahy-kun!
[12:04] Sau
    It didn't work?!
[12:08] Sau
    Well, fine.
[12:09] Sau
    At least I've learned that the
    first two versions were too weak.
[12:12] Sau
    Now I know for the next time.
[12:14] Sau
    Still, I can't believe a
    human girl broke them...
[12:18] Sau
    It's virtually impossible
    that I erred in their construction.
[12:31] Sau
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
    Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch!
[12:34] Sau
    Pain! That hurts!
[12:35] Sau
    There's nothing wrong with the strength!
[12:37] Sau
    I didn't screw up!
[12:39] Sau
    I really am a genius!
[12:41] Sau
    Oh, ouch! Yowza!
[12:42] Sau
    That really, really hurts...
[12:49] Mag
    Jahy-kun, I hear screaming from somewhere...
[12:51] Jah
    Who cares?
[12:53] Jah
    We're almost late because you
    keep walking into trouble.
[12:58] Sau
    Why am I the only one...?
[13:02] Nar
    As always, the Great Jahy never
    had a chance to uncover Saurva's schemes.
[13:18] Mag
    All right, Dark Lord.
[13:20] Mag
    For lunch, you can have the rest of
    the lunch that I left in the fridge.
[13:25] Mag
    Wha— When did you start eating that?
[13:30] Mag
    See if I care if you get hungry at lunchtime.
[13:33] Mag
    I'm going now.
[13:47] Mag
    Good, I just made it in time.
[14:01] Mag
    I'm going to the bathroom!
[14:02] Teach
    Let's get class started.
[14:09] Mag
    Why did you follow me to school?
[14:11] Mag
    Until now, you've been good about
    staying home and watching the house.
[14:34] Mag
    Now you be good.
[14:38] Mag
    Maybe I should've forced
    you to go with Jahy-kun.
[14:43] Math
    And if you plug the numbers into
    this formula, it turns into this...
[14:47] Mag
    Ever since the Dark Lord
    has started staying with me,
[14:48] Math
    Can anyone solve it?
[14:49] Mag
    my food bill has gone up, the house is
    messier, and I have to do more laundry...
[14:54] Mag
    I guess it's true that she's misfortune
    incarnate like the mana crystals...
[14:58] Mag
    There's no end to the trouble.
[15:01] txt
    Still...
[15:01] Mag
    Still...
[15:03] Girl
    Jingu-san? Want to eat lunch
    together in the courtyard?
[15:09] Mag
    Sure!
[15:12] Mag
    At home and at school...
[15:15] Mag
    I used to always be alone.
[15:15] txt
    I used to always be alone...
[15:19] Mag
    But now...
[15:30] Mag
    Oh, no!
[15:31] Mag
    I forgot my lunch at home!
[15:35] Mag
    D-Dark Lord?
[15:39] Mag
    Could it be...
[15:41] Mag
    You came to school to bring me my lunch?
[15:48] Mag
    Hey!
[16:01] Mag
    I guess that meant she'll
    be waiting for me back home.
[16:07] Girl
    Jingu-san!
[16:09] Girl
    Let's hurry up and go!
[16:12] Mag
    R-Right!
[16:15] Girl
    You know, you've really changed.
[16:18] Mag
    Huh?
[16:20] Girl
    Before, you had this totally scary aura.
[16:24] Girl
    But lately, you seem so lively.
[16:29] Girl
    You also don't get hurt like you used to.
[16:33] Mag
    You might be right.
[16:37] Mag
    It's because of Jahy-kun and the Dark Lord.
[16:44] Mag
    I've got them to thank.
[16:49] Mag
    I'm grateful, Dark Lord...
[17:00] Girl
    Oh, did you already eat your lunch?
[17:06] Mag
    Damn you, Dark Lord!
[17:20] Jah
    All right. She's not around, is she?
[17:24] Jah
    Hanging off of me all day, every day...
    It's so pesky and annoying!
[17:28] Jah
    Today, I can finally have some me time.
[17:30] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[17:37] Jah
    What are you doing here?!
[17:38] Mag
    What do you mean?
[17:40] Mag
    We have work together today.
[17:42] jah
    I know that!
[17:44] jah
    But until then, I'm having some me time!
[17:46] Mag
    That reminds me, Jahy-kun...
[17:48] Jah
    Don't ignore what I said!
[17:49] Mag
    There's something I'd like to ask you.
[17:51] Jah
    I don't know! I don't know anything!
[17:55] Mag
    It's about the Dark Lord.
[18:01] Mag
    You may have a lot of respect for her,
[18:04] Mag
    but to me, she's seems like
    nothing more than a small girl
[18:06] Mag
    who eats, sleeps, and likes to play pranks.
[18:09] Mag
    Is she really some powerful entity?
[18:12] Mag
    Would you mind telling me
    about your relationship?
[18:24] Jah
    You're taking care of her,
    so I'll tell you the story...
[18:29] Jah
    The story of how
    the Dark Lord and I came to be.
[18:36] Jah
    In the Dark Realm, the Dark Lord
    is the paragon of our demonic race.
[18:41] Jah
    In other words, our god.
[18:44] Jah
    All demons fear and revere her.
[18:49] Jah
    That is who I served with everything I had.
[19:00] (Flashback) Jah
    An offering to our Dark Lord.
[19:04] (Flashback) Dem
    Jahy...
[19:07] (Flashback) Jah
    The Dark Lord is pleased!
[19:09] (Flashback) Jah
    More?
[19:10] (Flashback) Jah
    Worship you more?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Jah
    Build a castle!
[19:14] (Flashback) Jah
    Raise a dais!
[19:16] (Flashback) Jah
    Offer live sacrifices!
[19:18] (Flashback) Jah
    Any who go against myself and
    the Dark Lord shall be executed!
[19:29] Jah
    So that's how we ruled the Dark Realm.
[19:33] Mag
    Uh, it doesn't sound
    like the Dark Lord did much...
[19:36] Jah
    I understood exactly what the Demon Lord
     wanted and offered it up to her.
[19:41] Jah
    In return, she shared more of the
    mana crystal's power with me.
[19:45] Mag
    I see. The result of
    continually spoiling her...
[19:49] Mag
    is that.
[19:51] txt
    NEET who only eats and sleeps!!
[19:53] Jah
    How dare you call the Dark Lord "that"?!
[19:55] Mag
    She wasn't all that in the Dark Realm either!
[19:58] Mag
    She did it again today too,
[19:59] Mag
    just like yesterday! She steals my food!
[20:02] Mag
    Leaves a giant mess everywhere!
[20:04] Mag
    And then just sleeps like a sloth!
[20:07] Mag
    She may be the Dark Lord,
    but I have no idea what she's thinking.
[20:12] jah
    I...
[20:15] jah
    I may have worshiped the Dark Lord
    and used her power to do what I want,
[20:20] jah
    but she herself never acted
    out of selfish desires.
[20:25] Mag
    That thing?
[20:27] Jah
    I told you, the Dark Lord's like a god.
[20:31] Jah
    And she's chosen to stay with you
    of her own volition.
[20:36] Jah
    I believe she has a good reason for it.
[20:42] Mag
    I hope that's true.
[20:50] Jah
    Anyway, let's get to work.
[20:52] Jah
    TGIF, so it's gonna be busy!
    You'd better prepare yourself!
[20:56] Mag
    Right!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[21:21] Mag
    Good work, everyone!
[21:25] Mag
    That's what Jahy-kun said, but does
    the Dark Lord really have a reason?
[21:38] Mag
    Yeah, of course not.
[21:41] Mag
    Hey, Dark Lord!
[21:42] Mag
    I told you that those were my snacks!
[21:45] Mag
    And don't fall asleep out here!
[23:18] txt
    Next Time
[23:18] txt
    The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...

Season 1

E17 - The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...

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[00:03] Druj
    The things we have to do
    to get by in the human world...
[00:07] Druj
    Making sure your clothes match the season
     and current trends is such a bother.
[00:13] Druj
    If I just had the Great Jahy's charisma,
[00:17] Druj
    could I also wear the
    same outfit all the time?
[00:21] Druj
    And yet, seeing her wear all kinds of
    clothes would also be a feast for the eyes.
[00:27] Druj
    If only there were human fashion
    that suited Her Greatness...
[00:33] Druj
    Wait, couldn't I just make my own brand?!
[00:41] Nar
    Thus Druj started her own apparel line.
[00:45] Nar
    Rather quickly, it became
    a huge with young women.
[00:49] Nar
    Yet the Great Jahy never picked up on it!
[01:03] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:05] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:06] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:07] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:24] Tit
    Restoration Plan No. 17
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...
[02:24] Man
    For our company, working with Dojima
    Corporation is like a dream come true.
[02:31] Druj
    The feeling's mutual.
[02:32] Man
    We're looking forward to it!
[02:38] Druj
    I wonder why there are weeks when sales flag.
[02:41] Driv
    I'll order a report on that immediately.
[02:42] Druj
    Now then, we have an all-hands scheduled
    regarding next month's business expansion,
[02:48] Druj
    but the material for that
    hasn't arrived yet, has it?
[02:51] Driv
    My deepest apologies.
[02:53] Driv
    We are all doing our best,
[02:56] Driv
    but it takes everything we have
    just to keep up with you.
[03:00] Driv
    Please don't get me wrong.
[03:03] Driv
    Working under you is a joy that
    I wouldn't trade for anything.
[03:07] Druj
    Working under me...
[03:09] Druj
    I see.
[03:13] Druj
    What's next on the agenda?
[03:15] Driv
    Going back to the office for a board meeting.
[03:19] Druj
    I want to see the Great Jahy.
[03:23] Druj
    Your Greatness...
[03:27] Druj
    Please let me out at the next intersection.
[03:30] Druj
    I won't be attending the meeting.
[03:31] Driv
    But...
[03:33] Druj
    Do as I say.
[03:34] Driv
    U-Understood.
[03:39] Druj
    I'm just going to sneak in here!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[03:46] Mag
    Welcome!
[03:48] DruJ
    Huh?
[03:54] Jah
    Welc—
[03:57] Jah
    Wait, Druj?!
[03:59] Jah
    What brings you by?
[04:01] Jah
    This is rare!
[04:02] Druj
    Why... Why is that woman here?
[04:06] Jah
    Sh-She's our new employee.
[04:09] Jah
    As you can see, we're always busy
    and short on servers.
[04:13] Jah
    So we had no choice but to hire her.
[04:16] Druj
    Oh, is that so—
[04:17] Mag
    It certainly is!
[04:18] Mag
    I work here now. With Jahy-kun.
    The two of us. Into the night.
[04:24] Mag
    Together! All the time!
[04:30] Mag
    Will that be a table for one?
[04:38] druj
    This woman!
[04:39] druj
    She's nothing but a lowly human,
    yet she dares to get close to the Great Jahy!
[04:43] druj
    I can't let you live another minute.
[04:46] druj
    I'll make you regret angering me!
[04:53] druj
    That's right!
    This is the Great Jahy's establishment.
[04:57] druj
    I mustn't cause any bother.
[05:00] druj
    Not now.
[05:03] druj
    Yes, I am alone. Do you have a table for me?
[05:07] Mag
    We do! Seating a party of one!
[05:10] Druj
    You just narrowly escaped death, little girl.
[05:14] Druj
    But I came here to see Her Greatness.
[05:17] Druj
    I don't have time to waste on a brat like y—
[05:19] Mag
    I'm sorry for the wa— Aaah!
[05:24] Mag
    Please pardon me!
[05:26] Man
    Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Mag
    I'll clean this up right awa— Aaah!
[05:31] Mag
    P-Please pardon me!
[05:33] Druj
    What is that utterly useless creature?!
[05:36] Druj
    How could anyone hire someone so useless?!
[05:39] Mag
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[05:39] Jah
    Sheesh, what's wrong with you?
[05:41] Druj
    I knew it. Her Greatness has changed
    since coming to the human world.
[05:46] Druj
    She's become kinder.
[05:49] Druj
    She's no longer... the Great Jahy
    she was in the Dark Realm.
[05:54] Druj
    But that Her Greatness was my rock—
[05:56] Jah
    You absolute dunce!
[05:58] Jah
    How the hell do you even fall so often?
[06:00] Jah
    You like being on the floor that much?
[06:02] Mag
    I-I'm sorry.
[06:04] Jah
    If you want to become one with the floor
    so badly, go do it in the back!
[06:07] Jah
    You're in the way!
[06:09] Druj
    That's it.
[06:11] Druj
    Her Greatness always used to scold
    her underlings like that.
[06:18] Druj
    This takes me back...
[06:20] Jah
    The hell are you doing?
[06:21] Jah
    I'll take the orders.
[06:23] Jah
    Hurry up and clean this mess already!
[06:29] Druj
    That's supposed to be my place!
[06:33] Druj
    That little girl...
[06:36] Jah
    The hell are you doing?!
[06:38] Druj
    Yes... This is just how she
    was back in the Dark Realm.
[06:43] Druj
    Her Greatness would hurl elaborately
    detailed abuse at me
[06:46] Druj
    about how utterly useless and stupid I was.
[06:50] Jah
    Move it.
[06:52] Jah
    You better not spill any more.
[06:54] Druj
    Could she possibly intend to
    replace me with that girl?
[07:01] Druj
    Say it isn't so...
[07:04] Jah
    Oh, Druj! I'll just be a few minutes.
[07:06] Druj
    C-Certainly.
[07:08] Druj
    If it's for you, Your Greatness,
    I'd wait for hours. Even eons.
[07:16] Druj
    Could it be...?
[07:17] Druj
    Is she chastising that girl
    in front of me on purpose?
[07:23] Druj
    Knowing my deepest joys and pains,
    is she doing this as the ultimate tease?!
[07:30] Druj
    I get it now.
[07:31] Druj
    Directly punishing me would be too easy.
[07:34] Druj
    She's ascended to the next level!
[07:37] Druj
    And I must follow Her Greatness there!
[07:42] Jah
    Sorry 'bout that, Druj.
[07:44] Jah
    What can I get you?
[07:45] Druj
    Oh, wight. I fink I will take a... uh...
[07:50] Jah
    What's wrong?
[07:51] Druj
    You know, it doesn't matter where you are.
[07:54] Druj
    You will always be the Great Jahy...
[07:57] Jah
    Where'd that come from?
[07:59] Druj
    Whenever I see you, I'm reminded
    of the Dark Realm. It's most reassuring.
[08:06] Druj
    Because you always stay yourself,
    I can always stay me, too.
[08:13] Druj
    Even when this world is harsh,
[08:16] Druj
    when human society exhausts me,
[08:17] Druj
    when I nearly forgot about the Dark Realm...
[08:19] Druj
    You remain you.
[08:22] Druj
    I'm the one who's assimilated
    more and more in the human realm.
[08:26] Druj
    But because you're here,
    I'll never forget our homeland.
[08:33] Druj
    I was reminded of it once again tonight!
[08:38] Druj
    That's why you hired that
    clumsy girl, too, isn't it?
[08:42] Druj
    You're brilliant, Your Greatness!
[08:46] Jah
    Huh? Oh, uh, yeah...
[08:48] Jah
    Sure am.
[08:51] Druj
    Thank you for the food.
[08:53] Druj
    Don't think this means I've acknowledged you.
[08:56] Druj
    Do not forget that I am
    the Great Jahy's top underling.
[09:00] Mag
    We only accept cash.
[09:13] Jah
    I don't really get what happened,
    but it seems like it worked out.
[09:17] Jah
    I really thought the jig was up this time
[09:20] Jah
    Thankfully Druj is a moron.
[09:22] Nar
    All's well that ends well.
[09:29] Jah
    Waiting on the Dark Lord...
[09:31] Jah
    Taking care of the magical girl...
[09:33] Jah
    Work and looking for mana crystals...
[09:35] Jah
    Maybe it's because so much is going on,
[09:37] Jah
    but no matter how much sleep
    I get, I'm still tired.
[09:39] Nar
    The Great Jahy is exhausted.
[09:44] Jah
    I've gather quite a lot of mana crystals,
[09:46] Jah
    so I should have my powers back.
[09:52] Jah
    Wait!
[09:55] Jah
    The futon!
[09:56] Jah
    Is it because of this futon?!
[10:00] Jah
    How long have I been
    using this thing, anyway?
[10:04] Jah
    Since...
[10:06] Land
    Here. Use this.
[10:07] Jah
    The landlord randomly brought it for me,
[10:10] Jah
    but there were already signs it'd been used.
[10:16] Jah
    Now that I look at it, it's pretty grungy.
[10:19] Jah
    I even wash it regularly,
    but it's yellowing more and more.
[10:24] Jah
    We have a lot of mana crystals.
    The Dark Lord is back.
[10:27] Jah
    Work's going well.
[10:29] Jah
    I've been working hard every
    day to restore the Dark Realm.
[10:33] Jah
    I say I deserve something nice!
SIGN    Hyper Home Center
[10:36] Jah
    That's it! I'm buying a futon!
[10:40] Jah
    Wow!
[10:43] Sale
    This one right here is a very light material
    that molds to the shape of your body.
[10:49] txt
    Hard!
[10:49] txt
    Light!
[10:49] txt
    Heavy!
[10:49] Sale
    On the flip side, there are customers who say
    they prefer the secure feeling of a heavier one.
[10:53] Sale
    For those, we recommend this right here.
[10:56] Sale
    The kind you can launder at home has
    also become very popular lately.
[11:00] Sale
    You get the best value by buying in a set.
[11:04] Jah
    It's all kind over my head.
[11:05] Sale
    Would you like to lie down and try it?
[11:08] Jah
    Sure.
[11:09] Jah
    I mean, this is human bedding.
[11:11] Jah
    Compared to the blankets made from
    the down of Dark Realm birds, this can't—
[11:21] Sale
    Excuse me...
[11:24] Jah
    Wh-What is this?
[11:25] Jah
    I fell asleep in a second!
[11:26] Jah
    Human bedding is terrifying!
[11:29] Jah
    They've got some high quality stuff, huh?
[11:32] Jah
    I guess what I've got at home
    really is just a filthy rag.
[11:38] Jah
    Okay, give me the best one you've got!
[11:40] Sale
    U-Understood.
[11:47] Jah
    And that's how I came to
    buy this luxury futon.
[11:54] Jah
    What do you think? Nice, huh?
[11:56] Jah
    Isn't it?
[11:57] Jah
    So nice!
[12:01] Land
    Nah, they probably ripped
    you off with that thing.
[12:07] Jah
    They absolutely did not!
[12:09] Jah
    This is definitely high quality stuff!
[12:11] Land
    Eh, it's a futon.
[12:13] Land
    It's the perfect scam item.
[12:16] Jah
    If you know so much,
    then why don't you try it out?!
[12:20] Land
    Ah, fine then.
[12:25] Jah
    So, how is it?
[12:26] Jah
    Amazing, right?
[12:29] Jah
    Huh?
[12:32] Jah
    She's asleep!
[12:33] Jah
    Hey! Get up!
[12:39] Jah
    Move over!
[12:40] Jah
    I bought this with my hard-earned
     money! It's my blank...et...
[12:50] Boss
    Hy-chan? Ryou-chan?
[13:01] Boss
    My, my.
[13:02] Boss
    Fast friends.
[13:04] Boss
    Oh, no! We needed to talk to Hy-chan.
[13:08] Boss
    Did Ryou-chan tell her already?
[13:12] Jah
    What? The water's getting shut off?
[13:14] Boss
    That's right. Construction starts
    tomorrow and will last three days.
[13:16] Jah
    No one told me about this!
[13:18] Land
    Yeah, my bad, but you're the one who
    started talking about your bed.
[13:24] Land
    FYI, this means no flushing the toilet either.
[13:27] Jah
    What am I supposed to do then?!
[13:29] Jah
    I want my rent money back!
[13:31] Land
    Just chill out.
[13:32] Land
    You can get by for a few days.
[13:35] Boss
    It'll be fine.
[13:36] Jah
    You want me to go camp outside?
[13:37] Land
    No, no.
[13:40] Land
    She's saying you can come stay with us.
[13:44] Boss
    Go ahead and make yourself at home.
[13:46] Jah
    Ha. I'm only here because I have to be.
[13:49] Boss
    It's been forever since you stayed over.
[13:52] Boss
    When was the last time again?
[13:58] Jah
    I think it was right after
    I came to the human world.
[14:03] Boss
    That's right, that's right.
[14:04] Boss
    Back then, you were like a
    beaten up and abandoned cat.
[14:08] Boss
    You could've just stayed with
    us here. But you were like,
[14:11] Boss
    "I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
[14:13] Boss
    I can't live together with human scum!"
[14:16] Land
    "Don't treat me like a child! Leave me alone!"
    And all that angry yelling.
[14:21] Boss
    Good thing we had an
    open apartment at the building.
[14:24] Land
    Ja-ko's really mellowed out.
[14:27] Jah
    I didn't mellow out.
[14:30] Jah
    I learned.
[14:32] Jah
    And I grew.
[14:34] Boss
    You sure have.
    I can see how much you've grown.
[14:41] Boss
    With you like this,
    I should be able to give you these!
[14:48] Boss
    How cute!
[14:50] Land
    Isn't that from when I was a kid?
[14:54] Boss
    I'm so glad I didn't throw all this away.
[14:59] Boss
    This one next.
[15:03] Boss
    How cute!
[15:05] Boss
    That suits you!
[15:08] Boss
    Too cute!
[15:11] Boss
    Perfect!
[15:13] Boss
    That's so you!
[15:16] Boss
    This, too!
[15:19] Boss
    And this one!
[15:22] Boss
    And this one!
[15:26] Jah
    What the hell?!
[15:27] Jah
    What the hell do these clothes
    have to do with my growth?!
[15:31] Boss
    Everything I've held on to
    finally fits you perfectly.
[15:35] Jah
    Wait, you're saying it's not just mental...
    I've grown physically, too?
[15:40] Boss
    From now on, you should dress properly.
[15:43] Boss
    You can have all of these.
[15:47] Jah
    Do you even realize?
[15:49] Jah
    With my powers steadily returning,
[15:52] Jah
    I could destroy you with ease.
[16:00] Jah
    You'd do well to fear and cower before me.
[16:03] Boss
    It's fine.
[16:05] Boss
    I trust you'd never do anything like that.
[16:14] Boss
    I know! We should line up our futons
    and all sleep next to each other tonight.
[16:18] Land
    Are you serious?
[16:21] Jah
    She trusts me?
[16:23] Boss
    You were asleep just a little while ago.
[16:26] Land
    W-Well, that's 'cause...
[16:29] Jah
    What would the old me have thought?
[16:33] Land
    Ah, fine.
[16:45] Boss
    Hy-chan.
[16:47] Boss
    You know, if you want, you can live
    with us for as long as you like.
[16:50] Land
    There you go babying her again.
[16:52] Boss
    I can't help it!
[17:03] Jah
    Maybe that wouldn't be too bad.
[17:07] Jah
    Goodnight.
[17:14] Jah
    Landlord!
[17:20] Jah
    Boss...?
[17:27] Jah
    Nah...
[17:38] Jah
    I can't! I'm going home!
[17:42] Nar
    Never judge a book by it's cover.
[17:44] Nar
    Learning that was another step
    in the Great Jahy's growth.
[19:23] Sau
    Damn that Jahy.
[19:25] Sau
    She continues to forge alliances in the
    human world and increase her power.
[19:30] Sau
    But I'm the one who's going to become
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[19:34] Sau
    Next time, I will defeat her for sure.
[19:37] Sau
    To that end, I must devise a strategy.
[19:41] Nar
    It was yet another day where
    Saurva was plotting to defeat Jahy.
[19:48] Sau
    I know!
[19:49] Sau
    What if I kidnap someone?
[19:51] Sau
    Targeting her directly is difficult.
[19:53] Sau
    But it would really rattle her
    if I captured one of her companions alive.
[20:03] Sau
    Ah, what a terrifying demon I am!
[20:10] Wom
    Thank you so much for helping out.
[20:12] Sau
    Oh, it was nothing.
[20:14] Sau
    This has been bothering me.
[20:16] Sau
    There's a lot of littering around here.
[20:20] Sau
    I could also execute a hostage
    in front of her.
[20:25] Sau
    My, how diabolical my mind is!
[20:31] Sau
    In fact, what if I also took on
    a human underling?
[20:37] Sau
    Humans are easier to subjugate than demons.
[20:44] Sau
    I can use them as tools
    until they're all destroyed.
[20:49] Sau
    Ah, how truly villainous I am!
[20:53] kid
    Mom!
[20:55] Sau
    I'm glad we found your mom so soon.
[20:59] mom
    Thank you so much.
[21:00] mom
    Thank you so, so much!
[21:02] Sau
    You're most welcome.
[21:04] Girl
    Thank you, big sister!
[21:06] Girl
    Big... brother?
[21:09] Girl
    Bye-bye!
[21:10] Girl
    See you later!
[21:14] Sau
    Still, that girl from the other day...
    Is she really human?
[21:21] Sau
    It won't be easy to find a human to face her.
[21:26] Sau
    I know! I should just upgrade one.
[21:29] Sau
    I'll turn a human into a cyborg!
[21:31] Sau
    My engineering skills are incredible.
[21:33] Sau
    Jahy's magic doesn't stand a chance.
[21:38] Sau
    Let me think.
    Should I include a trap directly?
[21:42] Sau
    Right now, I feel like I could
    make the ultimate trap.
[21:46] Sau
    What kind should I make next?
[21:48] Sau
    Maybe something using poison.
[21:55] Sau
    Truly, I am evil incarnate, most worthy
    of being the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[22:03] Old
    Thank you so much.
[22:06] Old
    I'm scared to cross by myself.
[22:10] Sau
    Please take care.
[22:11] Sau
    All day these evil thoughts
    just bubble up within me.
[22:17] Sau
    I'm such a bad guy!
[22:20] Sau
    I really am elite.
[22:22] Sau
    I'm special.
[22:25] Light
    That's right.
[22:34] Light
    You are special.
[22:36] Sau
    Huh?
[22:39] Light
    I've seen all your good deeds, all your
    actions that show your hatred for evil.
[22:46] Sau
    Me?
[22:47] Light
    I will grant you power.
[23:09] Light
    In exchange, eradicate misfortune.
    Eradicate the mana crystals.
[23:19] txt
    Next Time
[23:19] txt
    Saurva Will Not Lose!

Season 1

E18 - Saurva Will Not Lose!

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[00:07] Sau
    I can hear a voice.
[00:10] Sau
    I'm... overflowing with power!
[00:14] voi
    Eradicate misfortune!
[00:31] Sau
    What...
[00:34] ---
    What happened to me?!
[00:38] Sau
    Well, no matter.
[00:40] Sau
    I don't know what this power is,
[00:43] Sau
    and I don't know from whence it came.
[00:48] Sau
    All my senses are honed to perfection.
[00:50] Sau
    I can easily pinpoint the
    location of the mana crystals.
[00:54] Sau
    With this power, I can defeat Jahy!
[00:58] Sau
    Just you wait!
[01:10] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:12] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:13] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:14] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:15] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[02:31] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 18
    
    Saurva Will Not Lose!
[02:40] Sau
    I've found you at last!
[02:43] Sau
    Today's the day, Jahy! The day I end you!
[02:48] Sau
    Has my form rendered you speechless?
[02:52] Jah
    Who the hell are you?
[02:57] Sau
    Don't tell me you forgot me...
[03:01] Jah
    Are you saying we know each other?
[03:03] Jah
    I don't know anyone like you, though...
[03:06] Sau
    D-Don't trifle with me! Remember already!
[03:09] Sau
    Come on, come on.
[03:13] Jah
    Oh, right, you're that depressed person
[03:16] ---
    I cheered up at the park that one time.
[03:22] Sau
    Wait, that little kid was you?!
[03:25] Jah
    Wow, what a coincidence!
[03:27] Jah
    So, you feeling better now?
[03:29] Jah
    I—
[03:30] Sau
    Hold it right there!
[03:31] Sau
    Making small talk is nice,
[03:32] Sau
    but that's not what you were
    supposed to remember!
[03:34] Sau
    Come on! Doesn't this outfit give it away?
[03:43] Jah
    Oh, I know!
[03:44] Jah
    Your outfit...
[03:45] Jah
    is pretty weird.
[03:46] Sau
    Look who's talking!
[03:49] Jah
    I know what that is.
[03:50] Jah
    It's called cosplay, right?
[03:52] Sau
    No!
[03:53] Sau
    I'm steamed you're learning
     stuff in the human world!
[03:56] Sau
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it all!
    Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
[03:58] Jah
    Now that I look at you,
    you're face does seem familiar.
[04:00] Sau
    Do you finally remember?
[04:02] Sau
    I'm—
[04:02] Jah
    Wait. It's on the tip of my tongue.
[04:05] Jah
    I'm just on the brink of remembering.
[04:09] Jah
    I've nearly got it, so don't tell me.
[04:12] Sau
    Sau...ru...
[04:15] Jah
    You were...
[04:16] Jah
    the Dark Realm's... let's see, uh...
[04:19] Sau
    Come on, remember! Remember!
[04:21] Sau
    Remember the Magnificent Saurva,
    who's coming for your position!
[04:24] Jah
    It started with... S...
[04:28] Jah
    Sa...
[04:30] Jah
    Say, I don't remember at all.
[04:32] Sau
    What?!
[04:34] Jah
    Who are you?
[04:36] Sau
    Back in the Dark Realm...
[04:40] Sau
    and here in the human world...
[04:43] Sau
    so many horrible things happened
    to me, all because of her.
[04:46] Sau
    Does this mean she never
    even realized I was there?!
[04:50] Sau
    Damn you, Jahy...!
[04:53] Sau
    How much more must you belittle
    me before you're satisfied?!
[04:58] Sau
    My name is Saurva!
[05:00] Sau
    I'm going to defeat you and become
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[05:04] Sau
    Fight me!
[05:08] Jah
    You're crying...
[05:10] Sau
    I am not!
[05:11] Sau
    I'm going to get you back for
    all the times you humiliated me!
[05:15] Sau
    How, you ask?
[05:16] ---
    Well...
[05:18] ---
    I've been given power!
[05:23] Sau
    I shall defeat you and rule the Dark Realm.
[05:27] Jah
    What is that light?
[05:29] Jah
    Aren't you a denizen of the Dark Realm?
[05:32] Sau
    Indeed.
[05:34] ---
    I am Saurva, third most powerful
    being of the Dark Realm...
[05:37] Sau
    But now...
[05:39] ---
    I suppose I'm a warrior of the light,
    wielding the power of light!
[05:42] Jah
    The light?
[05:44] Jah
    Are you talking about the
    power the Magical Girl has?!
[05:47] Jah
    You! How did you get your power?
[05:50] Jah
    What is your relationship
    to the magical girl?
[05:52] Jah
    Where and when did you meet her?
[05:56] Sau
    Even now, you aren't looking at me?!
[06:00] Sau
    Do you want to know?
[06:02] Sau
    Fine...
[06:05] ---
    Defeat me and I'll tell you.
[06:22] Sau
    Well? How was that move?
[06:30] Jah
    Th-That...
[06:34] Jah
    My shoulder's not stiff anymore.
[06:36] Sau
    Are you messing with me?!
[06:39] Sau
    That was just a little warm-up.
[06:41] Sau
    Here comes the real thing!
[07:09] Sau
    H-How'd you like that...?
[07:13] Jah
    That tickled.
[07:15] Sau
    What?!
[07:17] ---
    It didn't do anything?
[07:20] Sau
    But I thought I was overflowing with power!
[07:22] Jah
    Oh, that itches! That itches!
[07:24] Jah
    Maybe because that improved my circulation...
[07:27] Sau
    Didn't the voice from the light
    say it was granting me power?
[07:32] Sau
    It didn't do anything!
[07:35] Sau
    So what was all that about?
[07:36] ---
    When I got stabbed by the light?
[07:38] Sau
    Wait, so this sword...
[07:41] Sau
    All it does is light up?
[07:42] Sau
    It doesn't feel like I cut anything.
[07:45] Sau
    And why did my clothes change color?
[07:48] Sau
    Isn't this basically just a makeover?!
[07:51] Sau
    What gives?!
[07:55] Sau
    I thought I'd grown powerful...
    grown strong...
[08:02] Jah
    Uh...
[08:05] Jah
    It's working! It's working!
[08:07] Jah
    You know what it probably is?
[08:09] Jah
    I've also collected mana crystals here in
    the human realm and regained my powers.
[08:15] Jah
    Actually, I'm more powerful now
[08:20] ---
    than I was back in the Dark Realm.
[08:23] Jah
    So you don't have to feel
    bad about yourself, Saurva.
[08:36] Jah
    W-Wait!
[08:37] Jah
    I still had some questions
    about that source of light!
[08:40] Sau
    Just you wait, Jahy!
[08:44] Jah
    The light...
[08:49] Jah
    It's gone.
[08:51] Sau
    What was all that? Huh?!
[08:54] Sau
    "I will grant you power," my butt!
[08:57] Sau
    It didn't do squat!
[09:01] Sau
    Eek!
[09:06] Sau
    In the end, it went like it always does...
[09:09] Sau
    Wait!
[09:10] Sau
    I forced her to learn my name when
[09:12] ---
    she didn't even know who I was before!
[09:14] Jah
    Who are you?
[09:16] Jah
    Saurva.
[09:17] Sau
    This is a pretty big development!
[09:21] Sau
    And next time, I'll beat her by my own power!
[09:26] Nar
    Somehow, Saurva managed to keep her chin up.
[09:30] echo
    Didn't do squat!
[09:31] Sau
    Eek!
[09:36] Jah
    Oh, hey, Kokoro!
[09:37] Jah
    Are you done with school already?
[09:39] Jah
    Let's play until I have to go to work!
[09:43] Jah
    Kokoro! Want to...
[09:48] Jah
    K-Kokoro?
[09:54] Jah
    Kokoro is ignoring me.
[09:59] Land
    Huh?
[10:02] Land
    I thought you were being unnaturally docile.
[10:05] Land
    So that's the deal, huh?
[10:08] Jah
    Hey, this is a real emergency!
[10:10] Land
    You probably just said or did
    something uncalled for again.
[10:14] Jah
    I don't think I did...
[10:16] Land
    It probably made her dislike you.
[10:19] Jah
    Kokoro wouldn't dislike me!
[10:22] Land
    You so sure?
[10:24] Land
    Who is this Kokoro girl to you again?
[10:28] Land
    This is the first I've heard of her.
[10:29] Jah
    Oh, I guess I never told you about her.
[10:33] Jah
    Kokoro is my...
[10:36] Land
    Huh?
[10:38] Jah
    My...
[10:40] Land
    Huh?
[10:42] Jah
    She's my friend...
[10:51] Jah
    What's so funny?!
[10:53] Land
    Nothing. You actually made a friend!
[10:56] Land
    You'd normally say "underling,"
    but you actually said "friend"!
[11:00] Jah
    Th-That's right.
[11:01] Jah
    Yup. She's my underling.
[11:05] Jah
    But, you know,
[11:07] ---
    Kokoro gets me.
[11:10] Jah
    She honestly respects me
    and says what I need to hear.
[11:14] Jah
    Whenever I'm with her,
    I get this light feeling in my heart.
[11:21] Jah
    Isn't that what you call a friend
    in the human world?
[11:27] Land
    So what you're saying is that you
    got into a fight with your friend?
[11:32] Jah
    A fight?
[11:33] Jah
    Oh, wait, you get into those
    all the time with your sister!
[11:36] Jah
    About the size of your boobs,
    the way you sleep,
[11:38] ---
    the size of your boobs, your boobs—
[11:40] Land
    Yeah, that!
[11:41] Land
    So sue me!
[11:44] Land
    Anyway, Ja-ko...
[11:47] Land
    Do you remember anything?
[11:49] Land
    Do you remember saying anything
[11:50] ---
    that might've hurt or upset her?
[11:54] Jah
    Me?
[11:56] Jah
    Hurt... Kokoro?
[12:00] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[12:02] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[12:05] Jah
    Me, hurt Kokoro?
[12:08] Jah
    I would never do that!
[12:10] Jah
    You big dummy!
[12:14] txt
    Craft Pub Maou.
[12:16] Boss
    How do you make up with a friend?
[12:20] Jah
    Indeed.
[12:21] Boss
    I never thought I'd see the day
    you came ask me for this kind of advice!
[12:26] Boss
    Red bean rice! I need to
    go make some red bean rice!
[12:29] Boss
    And we need a lion dance...
[12:31] Jah
    What the hell?!
[12:33] Jah
    I'm really torn up about this!
[12:36] Boss
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[12:38] Boss
    But if you want to make up with your friend,
[12:42] ---
    why don't you just tell
    her how you're feeling?
[12:47] Jah
    What I'm feeling?
[12:50] Boss
    Yes! It sounds so simple,
    but it's surprisingly difficult.
[12:54] Boss
    But...
[12:56] ---
    I know you can do it now, Hy-chan.
[12:58] Boss
    Good luck!
[13:07] Jah
    Kokoro!
[13:11] Jah
    Kokoro!
[13:14] Jah
    Kokoro!
[13:23] Jah
    Kokoro!
[13:25] Jah
    Why are you avoiding me?
[13:28] Jah
    If I hurt you in any way, then I apologize.
[13:33] Jah
    So...
[13:35] ---
    So...
[13:38] Jah
    Please, let's make up.
[13:45] Kok
    Gray...
[13:46] Kok
    Gray Lahy...
[13:53] Jah
    You're saying your tooth hurts
    so bad that you can't properly talk?
[14:00] txt
    I don't want you to catch it
[14:01] Jah
    You were avoiding me because you
    don't want me to catch your bad tooth?
[14:13] Jah
    Oh, thank goodness!
[14:22] Sign
    Let's play
[14:24] Sign
    I'll fix my tooth
[14:26] Jah
    You want to play a lot
    once your tooth is better?
[14:33] Jah
    Of course!
[14:37] Nar
    The Great Jahy completely
    opened her heart to Kokoro.
[14:44] Nar
    Now, relieved of that great crisis,
    the Great Jahy still has
[14:48] ---
    one more thing to take care of...
[14:52] Jah
    That weird, fuzzy light
    that came out of her...
[14:56] Jah
    What exactly was that?
[14:59] txt
    Maou.
[14:59] voi
    Seriously, there too?
[15:03] Jah
    Hey, what are you doing here?
[15:05] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[15:07] Boss
    Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost?
[15:11] Jah
    A ghost?
[15:12] Boss
    Actually, do you know what a ghost is?
[15:16] Boss
    It's the soul of a dead person
    that's left their body.
[15:19] Jah
    A dead person?
[15:20] Land
    Yeah, that's right.
[15:22] Land
    Those who've still got
    something left for them here,
[15:24] Land
    or those with some kind of axe to grind.
[15:27] Jah
    Sounds stupid.
[15:29] ---
    As if something that zany could be real.
[15:32] Land
    That has absolutely zero believability
    coming out of Ja-ko's mouth.
[15:36] Jah
    And? So what's this about ghosts?
[15:39] Land
    There've been rumors going
    around the neighborhood lately.
[15:42] Boss
    Yeah, yeah.
[15:44] ---
    Even some of our guests have talked
    about hearing a ghostly voice.
[15:50] Boss
    And apparently, the ghost never shows itself.
[15:53] Boss
    It just asks out of nowhere,
     "Do you want power?"
[15:57] Boss
    Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes,"
[16:02] Boss
    your soul is pulled from your body.
[16:03] Boss
    Your body turns blueish white
     and you, too, become a ghost.
[16:12] Jah
    Yeah, right!
[16:13] Jah
    That doesn't sound scary at all.
[16:15] Jah
    I-It's just talk, right?
[16:18] Land
    But even you talked about it once.
[16:22] Land
    Remember? You said you kept hearing
[16:24] ---
    noises from the empty room next to yours.
[16:26] Land
    When I went to investigate,
    the doors and the windows were locked,
[16:31] Land
    but I could still tell that
    someone had been inside.
[16:35] Jah
    What did you just say?!
[16:36] Land
    The people in the shopping
    district have seen it, too.
[16:40] Land
    Pale people without their souls,
    wandering around hungering for others'...
[16:46] Boss
    I haven't seen the customer
    who told me this story since.
[16:49] Land
    An old lady in our neighborhood
[16:51] ---
    hasn't been feeling so well after seeing it...
[16:53] Boss
    That's right! I'm so worried about her!
[16:57] Jah
    Uh...huh...
[17:08] Jah
    It feels like something's there...
[17:11] Jah
    I kinda think I heard a voice.
[17:20] Jah
    Hmph, this is stupid.
[17:22] Jah
    Ghosts? Yeah, right.
[17:24] Jah
    Silly...
[17:32] Jah
    O-O-Oh, it was just the wind...
[17:36] Jah
    That scared me.
[17:39] Jah
    Besides, I'm the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[17:44] Jah
    If a ghost tries to mess with me,
[17:47] ---
    I'll just strike back with my powers!
[17:49] Jah
    Come and get it!
[17:49] txt
    Anteater stance!!
[17:51] Jah
    I'll send you screaming for the hills!
[17:58] Jah
    There's nothing that scary—
[18:04] Jah
    Who could it be at this hour...?
[18:07] Jah
    The landlord!
[18:10] Jah
    That's it! She probably came to scare me!
[18:13] Jah
    I know it's you!
[18:18] Jah
    Sheesh. Well, if you just had to...
[18:33] Jah
    I know I heard something.
[18:37] Jah
    But...
[18:40] ---
    there's no one here...
[18:43] Jah
    Landlord!
[18:44] Jah
    Boss!
[18:46] Jah
    Please come!
[18:47] Jah
    Someone!
[18:48] Jah
    Anyone!
[18:57] (Flashback) Boss
    Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost?
[19:00] (Flashback) Boss
    There've been rumors going
    around the neighborhood lately.
[19:05] Light
    Do you want power?
[19:09] Boss
    It just asks out of nowhere,
    "Do you want power?"
[19:14] Lord
    Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes,"
    your soul is pulled from your body.
[19:20] Jah
    No! I don't want it!
    I don't want it!
[19:22] Jah
    I don't want even a smidgen of power!
[19:27] Light
    I see.
[19:29] Jah
    What the?
[19:31] Jah
    It's not doing anything to me.
[19:33] Jah
    Is this not the ghost, then?
[19:36] Jah
    I'm getting a vibe
    similar to the magical girl.
[19:39] Jah
    It never shows itself,
    it only talks to you...
[19:43] Jah
    Are you...
[19:45] LIght
    Then give back the mana crystal!
[19:48] Jah
    ...the one pulling the magical girl's strings?
[19:53] Jah
    To my real form!
[19:55] Jah
    Crap! There's not enough time!
[19:57] Jah
    Am I gonna lose my mana crystal again?!
[20:07] Jah
    Druj?!
[20:08] Druj
    Are you all right, Your Greatness?
[20:14] Jah
    I can't! Not in front of my underling.
[20:18] Jah
    Druj, what are you doing here?
[20:21] Druj
    I heard talk of the pale ghost
    and I've been chasing after it.
[20:25] Druj
    Such rumors always have something to do
[20:29] ---
    either with the magical girl
    or a denizen of the Dark Realm.
[20:35] Jah
    I was thinking the same thing!
[20:37] Jah
    Totally wasn't.
[20:39] Druj
    Then just as I thought,
     you came to town to lure it out.
[20:45] Jah
    Yeah... That's right.
[20:46] Druj
    Of course you would, Your Greatness!
[20:49] Druj
    Now then,
[20:51] ---
    what are we going to do with that thing?
[20:55] Jah
    It's capable of controlling the magical girl.
[20:58] Jah
    I don't know if my power is any match for it.
[21:02] Jah
    But I don't want Druj
[21:05] ---
    to be disillusioned!
[21:16] Jah
    Druj.
[21:17] Dru
    Y-Yes?
[21:27] Jah
    Can I count on you this one time?
[21:34] Druj
    Of course, Your Greatness!
[21:37] Druj
    Let us join forces, then.
[21:46] Light
    Huh? Huh?!
[23:19] txt
    Next Time
[23:19] txt
    The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!

Season 1

E19 - The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!

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[00:01] Jah
    Can I count on you this one time?
[00:08] Druj
    Of course, Your Greatness!
[00:23] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:24] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:25] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:26] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[00:27] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:29] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

[01:44] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 19
    
    The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!
[01:46] Druj
    The blessings bestowed by mana crystals
    are different for everyone.
[01:49] Druj
    Some can create magical items,
[01:52] Druj
    some can enhance their powers.
[01:54] Druj
    My gift is wretched, abhorred by all.
[01:59] Druj
    That's what I used to think...
[02:01] Druj
    until I met the Great Jahy, that is.
[02:06] Druj
    I have the ability
    to manipulate people's hearts.
[02:10] Druj
    It was a power I resented.
[02:15] (Flashback) Guy
    Don't look in her eyes!
[02:16] (Flashback) Guy
    She'll start controlling you!
[02:19] Druj
    The more I used it, the more I was forced
    to reckon with the scorn for it.
[02:31] Druj
    I loathed it so that I voluntarily
    let go of my mana crystal.
[02:36] Druj
    Those who lose their powers
    are fated to disappear.
[02:40] Druj
    That's when...
[02:41] (Flashback) Jah
    So you're Druj?
[02:46] (Flashback) Jah
    It would be a shame if you
    just disappeared like this.
[02:50] (Flashback) Jah
    My name is Jahy.
[02:53] (Flashback) Jah
    In order to rule over the Dark Realm
    as the Demon Lord's right hand,
[03:00] (Flashback) Jah
    I need your power.
[03:08] Druj
    You might not remember it, Your Greatness.
[03:14] Druj
    But for me, being needed...
    being relied on...
[03:21] Druj
    That alone—that one thing—
    made me happier than anything in my life.
[03:33] Jah
    I see.
[03:34] Jah
    So I said something like that, huh?
[03:38] Jah
    Moreover, is now really
    the time for this, Druj?
[03:41] Druj
    And here in the human world, too...
[03:44] Jah
    You're still going?
[03:45] Druj
    All this time, I've been waiting...
[03:48] Druj
    Waiting for the day you'd count on me!
[03:52] Druj
    I was able to persevere here
     because I told myself
[03:57] Druj
    that it was all for that—for you.
[04:01] Jah
    That's right...
[04:03] Jah
    This why I wanted to make sure that
    I never shattered Druj's image of me.
[04:08] Jah
    She idolizes me and looks up to me
    more than anyone else.
[04:19] Jah
    You have my gratitude, Druj.
[04:23] Jah
    Now, that's enough talk.
[04:26] Jah
    Let's take that thing down together.
[04:28] Jah
    We can reminisce later.
[04:32] Druj
    Yes!
[04:37] Both
    Huh?
[04:40] Both
    It ran away?!
[04:42] Jah
    Because you just couldn't shut up!
[04:43] druj
    I am so truly sorry!
[04:46] druj
    Do we give chase?
[04:46] Jah
    Of course!
[04:49] Jah
    Wait, I can't feel even feel a
    hint of its presence anymore.
[04:56] Druj
    So, Your Greatness...
[04:58] Jah
    Huh?
[04:59] Druj
    About catching up...
[05:03] Jah
    Want to go have a drink?
[05:06] Druj
    I'd love to!
[05:08] Nar
    In the end, rather than identifying
    the mysterious glowing being,
[05:13] Nar
    they instead drank until dawn.
[05:17] txt
    Craft Pub Maou.
[05:19] Jah
    Another draft beer over here!
[05:22] Boss
    Hy-chan's been so energetic lately.
[05:25] Boss
    And you've gotten used to the job.
[05:29] Boss
    Hy-chan, want to try your
    hand at food prep tomorrow?
[05:33] Jah
    Oh?
[05:34] Boss
    Why don't you try the kitchen?
[05:40] Jah
    Here you go.
[05:42] Both
    Wow, let's eat!
[05:48] Boss
    Mm! Delicious!
[05:51] Kyou
    Jahy-kun made this...
[05:54] Kyou
    It's too precious to eat.
[05:56] Jah
    Eat it already.
[05:57] Boss
    You've gotten so good with
    using knives and the stove.
[06:02] Jah
    This is nothing! I mean, I've been cooking
    for myself all this time to save money.
[06:07] Kyou
    It's so good, Jahy-kun!
[06:10] Boss
    Right? You could open
    your own place with this.
[06:16] Jah
    My own place?
[06:16] Kyou
    She's right!
[06:18] Jah
    My own place?
[06:20] txt
    Pub Jahy
[06:23] Jah
    Jahoo, Jahoo!
[06:25] Jah
    Of course! How come I never thought of that?
[06:28] Jah
    If I'm the boss,
[06:31] Jah
    I won't be worked to the bone!
[06:33] Jah
    I'll keep all the profits!
[06:36] Jah
    Surely I've saved up enough
    to strike out on my own!
[06:40] Jah
    This is it!
[06:41] Jah
    I've found what I'm meant to do
    here in the human world!
[06:47] Boss
    Hy-chan?
[06:49] Jah
    Now that I've decided,
     I'd better get started!
[06:53] Druj
    You're going to open your own place?
[06:57] Jah
    Indeed.
[06:58] Druj
    Splendid! Please leave it all to me.
[07:02] Druj
    I will make sure to find you
     the best location.
[07:06] Druj
    Ah, Her Greatness needs me!
[07:10] Druj
    I shall answer with all
    my heart, body, and soul!
[07:14] Druj
    I'll go do some research right away!
[07:20] Jah
    All right, next is...
[07:23] Jah
    I need to develop a menu that's even tastier
    than what the boss currently serves.
[07:31] Land
    But why the hell do I have
    to be your taste tester?
[07:34] Jah
    Because you know the boss's cooking best.
[07:37] Jah
    I figure you can tell me if mine's a cut above.
[07:42] Land
    Yeah, maybe, but suddenly
    striking out on your own like this...
[07:48] Land
    You really want to quit my sister's place?
[07:52] Jah
    Yeah. I mean, I am
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[07:56] Jah
    Someone like me getting ordered around
    in that hole in the wall is absurd.
[08:02] Jah
    Besides, she has the magical girl now.
    It's no big deal if I'm not there.
[08:09] Jah
    Right! What do you say
    to working at my new place?
[08:13] Jah
    It's a good chance for you to get
    some independence from the boss.
[08:16] Land
    I'll pass.
[08:18] Jah
    Hey! You haven't even tasted anything!
[08:27] Jah
    What's her problem?
    I was gonna serve her this delicious meal!
[08:35] Boss
    You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short.
[08:38] Boss
    Please take those to the folks at table five.
[08:42] Boss
    Turn around.
[08:44] Boss
    Good job.
[08:58] Jah
    It's decent.
[09:02] Jah
    Druj will find a location for me,
    and I've come up with a menu.
[09:06] Jah
    Next...
[09:11] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[09:12] Boss
    Is it really true? You're striking out
    to open your own place?
[09:17] Jah
    Yeah.
[09:17] Boss
    Oh, dear...
[09:20] Boss
    Why didn't you tell me about it?
[09:23] Boss
    I would have helped you!
[09:28] Jah
    You're not angry?
[09:30] Boss
    Why would I be?
[09:32] Boss
    Of course I'm sad to see you go,
[09:35] Boss
    but if it's something you really want,
[09:37] Boss
    I'll support you regardless,
[09:40] Boss
    whether it's gathering mana crystals
    or opening your own place.
[09:44] Boss
    I mean, at this point,
    we're practically family.
[09:51] Jah
    Boss!
[09:55] Jah
    Boss, behind you!
[10:00] Light
    Do you want power?
[10:02] Boss
    What?
[10:03] Boss
    Let's see... Yes!
[10:06] Boss
    I want the power to support Hy-chan.
[10:09] Light
    Then I shall bestow it.
[10:18] Jah
    Boss!
[10:25] Jah
    Damn it!
[10:31] Boss
    Oh, my.
[10:32] Boss
    Oh, me! Oh, my!
[10:34] Boss
    Oh, my!
[10:35] Boss
    So...
[10:36] Boss
    I'm the Magical Girl of Love.
[10:39] Boss
    Just kidding!
[10:41] Light
    Um...
[10:43] Boss
    Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry.
[10:46] Boss
    I didn't mean to get so carried away.
[10:48] Boss
    Now, who might you be?
[10:52] Kyou
    Boss?!
[10:55] Kyou
    That form...
[10:57] Jah
    The gray eminence got her!
[11:02] Kyou
    You mean the voice of the light?!
[11:06] Jah
    That's right. She answered
    the voice of the light and...
[11:11] Jah
    turned into this horrible...
[11:17] Jah
    this horrible...
[11:19] Boss
    Is it that bad?!
[11:20] Boss
    I guess I really am too old
    to wear something like this.
[11:23] Kyou
    I don't know if that's the problem...
[11:25] Light
    Uh, can we...
[11:29] Boss
    Oh, excuse me.
[11:31] Boss
    What exactly is it you need?
[11:34] Kyou
    Don't do it, Boss! Don't listen to that thing!
[11:37] Jah
    The boss has turned into a magical girl,
    which means she's... my enemy now?
[11:45] Light
    Go and take their mana crystals!
[11:49] Jah
    What'd you say?!
[11:50] Kyou
    I knew that's what it wants!
[11:53] Boss
    That's...
[11:55] Boss
    That's not nice!
[11:58] Boss
    It's bad to take other people's things!
[12:02] all
    What?
[12:03] Light
    B-Bad? But it's better for the humans,
[12:07] Light
    and things will get messy if I don't...
[12:10] Boss
    Is that so?
[12:11] Boss
    Well, if you have your reasons,
    then you need to talk it out properly.
[12:15] Light
    I wanted to, but...
[12:17] Boss
    The mana crystal's aren't yours, are they?
[12:21] Boss
    It's wrong to take them.
[12:24] Light
    Why?
[12:26] Light
    Why am I being scolded?!
[12:30] Light
    Why do things never ever
[12:31] Light
    go my way?!
[12:33] Light
    I'm...
[12:35] Light
    I'm the real...
[12:37] Light
    Justice!
[12:42] Jah
    She looks just like the Demon Lord!
[12:44] Jah
    What does this mean?
[12:46] Light
    If you won't give me the mana crystals...
[12:49] Light
    I'll take them by force!
[12:57] Jah
    The Demon Lord?!
[13:36] Boss
    What is this?
[13:37] Kyou
    So huge! What is that?
[13:39] Kyou
    Is this the Demon Lord's true form?!
[13:42] Jah
    Yeah. The Demon Lord is angry now.
[13:45] Jah
    She's facing off against the gray eminence.
[13:47] Jah
    There's no telling what will happen.
[13:49] Jah
    If we don't do something,
    the city is in big trouble!
[13:52] Boss
    Oh, no!
[13:53] Jah
    Boss, the gray eminence gave you power.
[13:56] Jah
    Can't you use some kind of magic now?
[13:58] Kyou
    Oh, that's right!
[14:00] Boss
    Huh?
[14:08] Boss
    Oh, look, a flower!
[14:11] Boss
    That's amazing!
[14:12] Jah
    Not gonna cut it.
[14:13] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[14:17] Jah
    This is bad! Run!
[14:27] Jah
    Oh, no!
[14:32] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[14:32] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[15:00] Kyou
    Are you okay, Jahy-kun?!
[15:01] Jah
    Yeah. But I couldn't protect the store.
[15:06] Jah
    Kyouko.
[15:09] Jah
    Lend me your aid. Let us defend the city.
[15:13] Kyou
    But of course!
[15:28] Kyou
    Leave this area to me!
[15:30] Jah
    Right!
[15:36] Druj
    I'm worried about Her Greatness.
[15:38] Druj
    Step on it!
[15:41] Land
    Sis!
[15:42] Boss
    Ryou-chan!
[15:44] Land
    What is this?
[15:48] Jah
    Boss, Landlord, you two need
    to evacuate the citizens.
[15:53] Boss
    But what about you?
[15:55] Jah
    I...
[15:57] Jah
    I'm going to stop those two!
[16:00] Jah
    This place...
[16:01] Jah
    This city...
[16:05] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[16:05] Land
    Ja-ko!
[16:05] Jah
    This is my precious...
[16:08] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[16:13] Jah
    Stop it already!
[16:22] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[16:33] Kyou
    Jahy-kun...
[16:35] Kyou
    Jahy-kun?
[16:37] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[16:44] Land
    Hey... You gotta be kidding me, Ja-ko.
[16:47] Boss
    No, this can't be, Hy-chan!
[16:57] Light
    I didn't mean to...
[16:59] Light
    Why?
[17:00] Light
    Why does nothing ever go right?
[17:02] Kyou
    What the hell are you trying to do?
[17:04] Kyou
    Why did you do this?!
[17:08] Light
    I didn't meant to hurt anyone.
[17:13] Light
    I just wanted...
[17:15] Light
    I just wanted my big sister
    to pay attention to me.
[17:21] all
    What?
[17:22] Light
    Originally, the two of us lived together.
[17:27] Light
    But then my big sister created the
    Dark Realm and shut herself away there.
[17:34] Light
    So I was wondering if she was okay.
     I thought I could surprise her.
[17:39] Light
    That's why I asked the magical girl for help...
[17:43] Kyou
    Me?
[17:45] Light
    But she was way stronger than I intended...
[17:48] Light
    She ended up destroying the Dark Realm
[17:50] Light
    and shattering my sister. And since
    the mana crystals are bad for humans,
[17:55] Light
    I made them smaller and asked
    the magical girl to quietly collect them all.
[17:59] Light
    I wanted to apologize to my big sister.
[18:04] Light
    But then the magical girl
    gave the crystals to someone else.
[18:08] Light
    When I tried to recruit other people,
    all the magical girls I got were worthless.
[18:14] boss
    Teehee!
[18:16] Light
    When I'm not possessing someone
    with a strong sense of justice,
[18:19] Light
    I can only say certain set phrases.
[18:22] Light
    Since I can't appear in the human world
     or the Dark Realm like this,
[18:27] Light
    I couldn't do anything by myself either.
[18:30] Light
    I never meant for any of this to happen...
[18:38] Jah
    Wait a second.
[18:39] Jah
    Hang on.
[18:41] Jah
    I ended up like this
    because of a sibling fight?
[18:46] Jah
    It was over something so stupid?
[18:49] Jah
    Everything that happened
    to me was because of
that*?!*
[18:58] Jah
    Don't mess with me!
[19:02] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[19:04] Jah
    Apologize! Right now! Apologize!
[19:09] Light
    I-I'm so sorry, Big Sister.
[19:16] Light
    Big Sister...
[19:19] Jah
    No! Apologize to me, too!
[19:21] Light
    I-I know that.
[19:24] Light
    I'm sorry.
[19:25] Jah
    Look me in the eye and say that!
[19:27] Light
    I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jah
    I can't hear you!
[19:30] Light
    I'm sorry!
[19:31] Jah
    You think "sorry" is gonna cut it, you moron?!
[19:34] Light
    Well, what do you want me to do?
[19:36] Boss
    There, there, Hy-chan.
     No one got hurt thanks to Kyouko-chan.
[19:42] Boss
    And other than the shop,
    there was no collateral damage.
[19:46] Boss
    We can all fix up the pub together.
[19:50] Light
    I'm sorry.
[19:51] Jah
    Don't forgive her, Boss!
[19:53] Jah
    She wrecked your precious pub!
[19:56] Boss
    Of course the pub is important to me,
[19:59] Boss
    but more than anything,
    I'm just relieved you're safe.
[20:03] Boss
    You put yourself on the line
     to defend the city.
[20:07] Boss
    To defend us. And for that,
    I thank you, Hy-chan.
[20:12] Boss
    Please don't be that reckless again, though.
[20:18] Jah
    Sure.
[20:24] Boss
    I can fix up the pub with everyone's help,
[20:27] Boss
    but there's nothing I can do
     about the Dark Realm.
[20:30] Boss
    So if you two have made up, you should
    help Hy-chan with that too, okay, um...
[20:39] Light
    Su.
[20:40] Boss
    Su-chan!
[20:42] Boss
    Do you understand, Su-chan?
[20:44] Light
    Yes.
[20:48] Jah
    Wait.
[20:50] Jah
    Are you just trying to sweep
    this all under the rug?!
[20:53] Nar
    The identity of the gray
    eminence was unveiled,
[20:56] Nar
    the reason for the Dark Realm's
     destruction was revealed.
[20:59] Nar
    and the Demon Lord reconciled
     with her younger sister. But...
[21:03] Druj
    Great Jahy, are you all right?
[21:05] Druj
    You're hurt?!
[21:06] Druj
    I knew it! The gray eminence got you and...
[21:09] Druj
    Oh, how horrible!
[21:12] Druj
    I didn't make it on time.
[21:15] Druj
    This is all because I was late!
[21:17] Druj
    I am such a useless worm of an underling!
[21:22] Druj
    I couldn't protect Her Greatness
    in her hour of need!
[21:25] Druj
    I'll... I'll never forgive myself!
[21:28] Druj
    You were beaten to an absolute pulp!
[21:31] Jah
    I-It's really not that bad...
[21:33] Jah
    Wait, it is!
[21:35] Druj
    This my fault!
[21:35] Jah
    That's right! So many terrible things
    have happened to me.
[21:39] Jah
    I will never ever forgive you for this!
[21:45] Nar
    The Great Jahy wasn't satisfied
     with this outcome!
[23:18] Titl
    Next Time
[23:18] Titl
    The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!

Season 1

E20 - The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!

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[00:00] ---
    
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:02] txt
    Under repair
[00:05] Boss
    Thank you!
[00:07] Boss
    You were both a huge help.
[00:15] ---
    fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(316.333,67.333)}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:21] Jah
    What gives? Shouldn't we have
    the day off after all that?
[00:21] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 20
    
    The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:27] Lord
    Don't worry about it.
[00:29] Nar
    The sisters' spat spanned both
    the Dark Realm and the human world.
[00:32] Nar
    Luckily, the only collateral
    was a little damage to Pub Maou.
[00:35] Nar
    The rest of the shopping district
    was left unscathed.
[00:39] Jah
    I was planning on having
    a full day of rest today,
[00:42] Jah
    then you come and drive me out of bed.
[00:44] Jah
    What do you want, anyway?
[00:46] Lord
    Don't worry about it.
[00:48] Jah
    That's all you've been
    saying the entire time!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:58] Boss
    Congratulations, Hy-chan!
[01:00] Kyou
    Congratulations!
[01:01] Sign
    Congratulations on your own shop, Jahy-chan!
[01:10] Boss
    You said you were going to
    open your own restaurant,
[01:13] Boss
    so I figured we should celebrate
    and invited everybody.
[01:17] Kyou
    I can't believe you'd try to strike out
     without even saying anything to me!
[01:25] Jah
    I forgot all about that!
[01:27] Jah
    Oh, yeah, I'm gonna open my own place!
[01:31] Jah
    I'm gonna quit this place and...
[01:37] Jah
    Hey, what the hell is she doing here?!
[01:39] Light
    Is that a problem?
[01:40] Jah
    You bet it's a problem!
[01:42] Jah
    Go home.
[01:43] Jah
    This place isn't for you.
[01:46] Boss
    Now, now, Hy-chan. Don't be like that.
[01:49] Boss
    Su-chan helped with the
    repairs and decorations.
[01:52] Boss
    That's why we can actually
    have a party today.
[01:56] LIght
    Only because I realized that I can take
     my proper form when I'm around you.
[02:02] LIght
    And even then, I only helped
    because I had nothing else to do.
[02:05] Boss
    Oh, there you go again.
[02:06] Boss
    You were working so hard for Hy-chan.
[02:17] Light
    W-Was not.
[02:19] Boss
    Oh, my.
[02:20] Jah
    Is she planning on sticking
    with the boss forever?
[02:24] Jah
    Whatever!
[02:25] Jah
    I'm quitting this place anyway,
    so you can stay wherever you want.
[02:31] Kyou
    It's going to be so lonely.
[02:33] Boss
    That's right.
[02:35] Lord
    You said "quiet" wrong.
[02:38] Jah
    Well, I'm not going to miss this place.
[02:41] Boss
    I bet all the regulars will miss you, too.
[02:45] Jah
    I wonder if they will.
[02:59] Boss
    We can't let that get us down, though.
[03:02] Boss
    Today's supposed to be a celebration.
[03:04] Boss
    If there's something you want
    to eat, just say the word.
[03:07] Boss
    I'll make you anything.
[03:10] Jah
    R-Really? Then, u-um... Let's see...
[03:13] Jah
    Meat! I want some meat!
[03:16] Jah
    Oh, and maybe...
[03:18] Jah
    What you used to always make
     for our after-shift meal.
[03:23] Boss
    All right!
[03:24] Boss
    Coming right up!
[03:26] Lord
    So, Ja-ko, where is your new
    place gonna be anyway?
[03:29] Jah
    Oh, that's...
[03:31] Druj
    O Great Jahy!
[03:32] Druj
    I got quotes for appropriate locations
    for your restaurant, as you requested.
[03:37] Jah
    Ah, perfect timing!
[03:40] Druj
    This here is a detached
    house right by the station.
[03:44] Druj
    The interior and exterior
    will be handled by famous designers,
[03:47] Druj
    and we'll stock the best ingredients
    from across the country.
[03:52] Land
    What's wrong?
[03:55] Jah
    Too many damn zeroes...
[03:58] Jah
    I can't afford this.
[04:00] Druj
    You don't like it?
[04:02] Druj
    If that's the case, there's also the
    top floor of a super tall skyscraper
[04:06] Druj
    that's member exclusive...
[04:08] Jah
    Druj, I left this project up to you entirely!
[04:11] Jah
    Under the conditions,
    I expect even you could run it well.
[04:15] Druj
    Unbelievable!
[04:16] Jah
    It's a big responsibility.
[04:18] Jah
    Perhaps too much for you, but can you do it?
[04:22] Druj
    Of course!
[04:24] Druj
    Having this task entrusted
     to me is the highest of honors!
[04:27] Druj
    The ultimate praise!
[04:29] Druj
    I will make it into the most
    popular dining destination!
[04:31] Druj
    I'll go ahead and get started right away!
[04:34] Jah
    Sure.
[04:35] Jah
    Do your best.
[04:36] Druj
    Yes!
[04:43] Jah
    And that's that.
[04:45] Jah
    So I don't mind working
    here for a bit longer.
[04:50] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[04:50] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[04:52] Lord
    You...
[04:57] Boss
    I'm so happy to hear that, Hy-chan.
[05:00] Boss
    I'm looking forward to working with you.
[05:04] Jah
    Well, I had no choice.
[05:07] Kyou
    Can I hold you, too, Jahy-kun?
[05:09] Jah
    No.
[05:13] Boss
    I guess we're changing this to a "Welcome Back
    Hy-chan and Welcome Su-chan" party.
[05:20] Light
    Me, too? Are you sure?
[05:29] Jah
    Hey! I should be the
     only guest of honor today!
[05:34] Boss
    Now, now. We don't get
    chances like this every day.
[05:36] Boss
    Let's all get along.
[05:38] Jah
    Hell no!
[05:41] Nar
    And that's how the Great Jahy entrusted
    her new restaurant entirely to Druj.
[05:51] Nar
    Needless to say, the new establishment
    was a smashing success.
[05:58] Nar
    However, the Great Jahy had no idea.
[06:17] Jah
    The shopping district is livelier than usual...
[06:23] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[06:25] Jah
    Kokoro! Fancy running into you here.
[06:29] Kok
    Yeah!
[06:30] Jah
    And what's with that outfit?
[06:33] Jah
    Is it cosplay?
[06:35] txt
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[06:35] txt
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[06:36] Kok
    It's for the festival!
[06:37] Kok
    We're going to carry the shrine
    around the shopping district.
[06:41] Jah
    Huh. So that's what all the fuss is about.
[06:45] Kok
    You should come do it with me!
[06:48] Jah
    Nah, I've got work now.
[06:51] Kok
    Oh. That's too bad.
[06:54] Jah
    See you later.
    Let's hang out some other time.
[06:57] Kok
    Yeah! See you, Great Jahy!
[07:00] Jah
    "Carry the shrine around"?
[07:01] Jah
    Dunno what that's about,
    but it sounds like a pain.
[07:03] Jah
    I better finish up here and scram.
[07:05] Wom
    Why, hello, Kokoro-chan!
    Are you about to carry the shrine?
[07:08] Kok
    Yes!
[07:09] Wow
    Break a leg!
[07:11] Wow
    Here. Some provisions.
[07:13] Kok
    Thank you so much!
[07:16] Kok
    Wow, juice!
[07:19] Jah
    Oh, it's just juice. That's no biggie.
[07:23] Wom
    That reminds me. I heard the prizes after
     the shrine carrying are real nice this year.
[07:29] Wom
    That's what the head
    of the shopping district said.
[07:31] Kok
    Oh, you mean the prize for
    the kid who does the best?
[07:35] Wom
    That's right!
[07:36] Wom
    Except this year they went all out
    and got something for everyone.
[07:41] Wom
    I'll be cheering for you!
[07:43] Kok
    Thank you!
[07:44] Wom
    All right, have fun!
[07:46] Jah
    Kokoro.
[07:48] Jah
    You know, I was thinking
    I wouldn't mind
[07:53] Jah
    checking out this shrine thingy event.
[07:57] Jah
    I mean, since you're doing it and all.
[08:03] Kok
    Yeah, it's great! Come and see!
[08:06] Kok
    This way!
[08:07] Jah
    Sure.
[08:10] Jah
    If I just follow Kokoro,
    maybe I'll score some goodies myself.
[08:13] Jah
    All without lifting a finger.
[08:17] Kid
    Hey, Sasaki Kokoro!
[08:20] Kid
    This year, we're going to take
    first place and win that prize!
[08:23] Kid2
    We won't lose!
[08:26] Jah
    Who're these guys?
[08:27] Kok
    Satou-kun and Mori-kun from my class.
[08:30] Mor
    Wait, you're that weird person I met before!
[08:33] Sat
    Who're you supposed to be, you little shrimp?!
[08:38] Jah
    Do you have any idea who you're talking to...?
[08:40] Both
    Little shrimp! Little shrimp! Little shrimp!
[08:44] Kok
    The Great Jahy's no shrimp!
[08:46] Kok
    She's a good friend of mine.
[08:49] Jah
    Kokoro...
[08:50] Kok
    Apologize to her!
[08:53] Sat
    I don't care.
[08:54] Mor
    Idiots!
[08:57] Kok
    We should go, too.
[08:59] Jah
    Not only did they insult me,
     they insulted you, too.
[09:04] Jah
    I won't stand for it!
[09:05] Jah
    Kokoro! I'll participate
    in the shrine event, too!
[09:08] Jah
    We'll win that prize and
    make those two rue the day!
[09:13] ---
    Ready, and...
[09:17] Jah
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:19] Jah
    Are we doing this right, Kokoro?!
[09:22] Kok
    Yeah, perfect!
[09:24] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:28] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:30] Jah
    This is way harder than I thought...
[09:33] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:39] Jah
    I won't lose!
[09:40] Boss
    All done.
[09:42] Lady
    My, what are you doing here?
    Is everything okay?
[09:45] Lady
    I heard that your restaurant
    fell down... or fell apart.
[09:49] Boss
    Oh, don't you worry.
[09:51] Boss
    The girls who work for me
    helped with the repairs,
[09:54] Boss
    so it looks like we'll be
    opening again very soon.
[09:57] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:01] bOss
    Oh!
[10:02] Lord
    The hell is she doing?
[10:04] Man
    Keep it up!
[10:06] Jah
    That's that meat bun vendor!
[10:07] Man
    Keep it up, keep it up!
[10:09] Jah
    The cops!
[10:10] Lad
    I'm taking a picture!
[10:12] Jah
    The yakitori guy...
[10:14] Guy
    Good work!
[10:15] Old
    My, isn't that Jahy-chan?
[10:18] Jah
    Everyone from the shopping*
    district is cheering for me.
[10:22] Old2
    You're almost there!
[10:25] Jah
    They're singing my praises!
[10:28] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:32] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:35] Jah
    It's just like being back in the Dark Realm!
[10:38] Jah
    Heave-ho!
[10:40] Jah
    So this is why they carry the shrine...
[10:42] Jah
    This is what the festival's about!
[10:54] Jah
    I think that went pretty well.
[10:57] Kok
    Yeah! Your voice was really loud,
     and we both did our best.
[11:04] Jah
    Yeah, did you see that?
[11:06] Jah
    You can go ahead and apologize
    to Kokoro for being so rude earlier.
[11:09] Lady
    All right, great job, everyone!
[11:13] Lady
    Come gather 'round!
[11:16] Lady
    You all did such a great job.
[11:19] Lady
    Like every year, we have a prize
     for the kid who did the best.
[11:23] Lady
    And that lucky child this year is...
[11:29] Lady
    Jahy-chan!
[11:31] Lady
    Congratulations!
[11:36] Kok
    Wow, congratulations, Great Jahy!
[11:43] Lady
    You really did your best today.
[11:46] Lady
    Also, thank you for always
    supporting us with your patronage.
[11:49] Kok
    You did it, you did it!
[11:51] Kok
    You did it, Great Jahy!
[11:53] mor
    You were kinda cool...
[11:55] sat
    Yeah.
[11:57] mor
    Sorry about what we said earlier.
[11:59] sat
    C-Congratulations.
[12:07] Jah
    Yeah, I did it! I was the best! Me! I did it!
[12:11] Lord
    Ja-ko's a grown-ass adult.
[12:14] Lord
    The hell is she doing taking
    the prize in a contest for kids?
[12:16] Boss
    But she really did stand out
     by doing her best.
[12:21] Boss
    Don't you think it's fine just this once?
[12:25] Jah
    Oh, yeah. The prize!
[12:27] Jah
    I'll share it with you.
[12:29] Kok
    Are you sure?
[12:30] Jah
    Yeah, of course.
[12:31] Jah
    There's no way I could've
    gotten this all by myself.
[12:35] Jah
    Now, I can't wait to see what it is!
[12:38] Jah
    I bet it's something really precious and...
[12:44] Jah
    What the hell is all this junk?!
[12:46] Jah
    I'm not a kid!
[12:49] Nar
    Being a child, being an adult,
    being an adult pretending to be a child...
[12:53] Nar
    The Great Jahy clearly
    had her hands full indeed!
[12:58] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:02] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:07] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:10] Sau
    I failed last time for relying
    on that random light power,
[13:14] Sau
    but today I shall defeat her
    by my own strength...
[13:18] Sau
    I, the Magnificent Saurva-sama, who should
    be the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[13:24] Sau
    Now... what is she up to?
[13:27] Sau
    No matter.
[13:28] Sau
    I'll just strike while she's off guard.
[13:33] Boss
    Oh...
[13:35] Boss
    Hello there.
[13:36] Sau
    M-Miss Boss?!
[13:46] Boss
    Are you participating, too?
[13:48] Boss
    Registration is this way.
[13:50] Boss
    I'll take you.
[13:53] txt
    Mara Festival
[13:57] Boss
    So... what's your name?
[14:00] Sau
    I-I'm Saurva.
[14:03] Boss
    Sacchan, then.
SIGN    Sacchan
[14:06] Boss
    Sacchan... Sacchan... Sacchan...
[14:11] Boss
    Did you come to the festival alone?
[14:14] Sau
    Huh? Oh...
[14:15] Sau
    Yes.
[14:16] Boss
    Then let's enjoy the day together!
[14:20] Sau
    Y-Yes!
[14:23] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:26] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:31] Boss
    That's it! Just like that, Sacchan!
[14:34] Sau
    Right!
[14:35] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:39] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:41] Boss
    Everyone's having an easier time carrying
    because you're keeping time so well.
[14:47] Sau
    She praised me!
[14:50] Sau
    I'm so happy!
[14:52] Sau
    And... And...
[14:55] Sau
    This is so much fun!
[14:58] Sau
    I'm so glad I came.
[15:06] Boss
    Good job.
[15:07] Sau
    Thank you!
[15:09] Land
    Sis!
[15:11] Boss
    What is it, Ryou-chan?
[15:12] Land
    Bad news.
[15:14] Land
    One of the drummers had
    to cancel all of a sudden.
[15:18] Boss
    Oh my...
[15:19] Sau
    It's that super scary punk!
[15:23] Land
    What'll we do?
[15:26] Land
    What about her?
[15:27] Boss
    Oh, you're right!
[15:29] Boss
    Sacchan, would you mind stepping in?
[15:33] Sau
    Me? With the punk?!
[15:36] Sau
    I-I...
[15:43] Sau
    I'll do it!
[15:44] Boss
    Really? What a relief!
[15:47] Land
    Hey, hang on a second!
[15:49] Land
    Sorry my sister twisted your arm.
[15:53] SAu
    It's fine.
[15:54] Land
    I swear, that's just like her.
     She's always been this way.
[15:56] Sau
    I-I'll be okay.
[15:58] Sau
    This punk is nice to everybody but Jahy.
[16:02] Sau
    She was so sweet back when I was a dog.
[16:05] Sau
    I'm fine. I'm fine!
[16:08] Land
    What's wrong? You nervous?
[16:11] Sau
    N-No.
[16:13] Land
    Don't worry. I'll teach ya
    everything ya need to know.
[16:18] Sau
    R-Right.
[16:27] Land
    Yeah, yeah! That's it!
[16:29] Land
    Doin' great!
[16:31] Sau
    Right!
[16:33] Sau
    What is this?
[16:35] Sau
    It's...
[16:36] Sau
    so...
[16:39] Sau
    so...
[16:41] Sau
    much fun!
[16:49] Land
    Nice work.
[16:51] Land
    Thanks a ton.
[16:56] Sau
    B-Big Sis...
[16:59] Wom
    Here you go, Sacchan.
    A little present to say thanks.
[17:03] ---
    Thank you...
[17:04] Wom
    You and Ryou-chan did
     some incredible drumming.
[17:07] Wom2
    It so easy to dance to!
[17:09] Land
    Man, I'm just glad we asked her.
[17:13] Wom1
    Thank you so much.
[17:14] Wom2
    You were the best!
[17:20] Sau
    What fun!
[17:23] Boss
    You both did great.
[17:26] Boss
    Did you have fun?
[17:27] Sau
    Yes!
[17:28] Boss
    That's great!
[17:30] Sau
    Yeah!
[17:31] Boss
    There's a parade after this.
[17:33] Boss
    Do you want to participate?
[17:34] Sau
    Yes!
[17:41] Sau
    So much fun!
[17:45] Boss
    That looks perfect on you, Sacchan!
[17:48] Land
    Whoa...
[17:49] Sau
    Thank you so much!
[17:53] Sau
    I had no idea the human world
    could be such a blast!
[18:00] Sau
    Thank you, Miss Boss! Big Sis!
[18:04] Sau
    But, you know...
[18:06] Sau
    I feel like I'm forgetting about something.
[18:22] Sau
    Ja... Jahy?!
[18:26] Sau
    Th-That's right.
[18:28] Sau
    I'm here to defeat Jahy.
    That's what I came for.
[18:33] Sau
    This... This... This...
[18:40] Sau
    It's way too late now,
    but what
is this outfit?!
[18:42] Sau
    I'm so embarrassed!
[18:49] Jah
    Hey, you're...
[18:51] Jah
    Sa... Sa... Sa...
[18:54] Jah
    Samba!
[18:55] Sau
    My name is Saurva!
[18:57] Sau
    The only thing you got right is the "Sa"!
[18:59] Jah
    I know, I know.
[19:00] Jah
    Just messing with you.
[19:02] Sau
    Damn! Who would've thought
    she'd ever catch me like this?
[19:05] Sau
    I don't care if I'm in
    the middle of my samba!
[19:10] Sau
    Today's the day you meet your doom, Jahy!
[19:16] Jah
    What's with that outfit?
[19:18] Jah
    I mean, I know it's a festival,
    but you went a little overboard.
[19:21] Sau
    You're one to talk!
[19:23] Nar
    In the human world, they say,
    "Birds of a feather flock together."
[19:28] Nar
    But these two had never heard that!
[19:30] Sau
    That's none of your business either!
[19:40] Man
    Here you go.
[19:41] Kok
    Thank you!
[19:43] Kok
    Let's go!
[19:45] Jah
    Where are we going?
[19:51] Druj
    Traffic is terrible today.
[19:53] Driv
    There's a festival.
[19:55] Druj
    A festival?
[20:09] Girl
    Jingu-san, you're here, too?
[20:11] Girl2
    Is that your little sister? She's so cute!
[20:22] SAu
    She'd dare humiliate me like that?!
[20:25] SAu
    Next time, I'll...
[20:33] Sign
    Craft Pub Maou.
[20:35] Boss
    Where did she go?
[20:37] Land
    We really need to make her carry a phone.
[20:52] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[20:53] Land
    Ja-ko.
[20:55] Druj
    Your Greatness!
[20:56] Kyou
    Jahy-kun!
[20:57] SAu
    Jahy!
[21:02] SAu
    This time, you'd better face me fair and—
[21:04] Kyou
    I'm so glad to run into you!
[21:05] Kyou
    What a coincidence!
[21:06] Druj
    I happened to spot you and just had to come.
[21:10] Boss
    We've been looking for you, Hy-chan.
[21:12] Land
    Don't waste your money!
[21:14] Jah
    What's this?
[21:15] Jah
    Why are you all here?
[21:17] Kok
    Great Jahy, look at the sky!
[21:39] ---
    Fireworks!
[21:58] SAu
    That's so beautiful.
[22:00] Kyou
    I never thought I'd get to watch fireworks
    with Jahy-kun and friends...
[22:04] Druj
    Actually, I'm the one who's
    watching them with Her Greatness.
[22:10] Boss
    I think this is the prettiest they've ever been.
[22:14] Land
    Just your imagination.
[22:26] Kok
    Let's watch them together
    again next year, Great Jahy.
[22:31] Jah
    Sure!
[22:34] Nar
    She never wanted to come to the human world,
[22:37] Nar
    but the Great Jahy wanted to stay
     just a little teeny bit longer.
[22:46] Jah
    Say, I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[22:50] shirt
    Restore the Dark Realm
[22:50] Jah
    Oh, well. Probably just my imagination.