The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
In the Dark Realm, the Great Jahy was only second to the demon king. Feared by all, she was supposed to be just enjoying being endlessly willful and hedonistic, when a magical girl attacked her and blasted her to the human realm. Forced to live in poverty, her days consist of working in a bar while living in a tiny apartment without a bathroom. Blowing both pity and the demand for rent away, her ambitions are grand: Restoring the Dark Realm!
- Season 1
- E1 - The Great Jahy Can't Go Back!
- E2 - Druj Asks No Questions!
- E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag
- E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up?
- E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
- E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
- E7 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
- E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
- E9 - Saurva Can't Catch a Break...
- E10 - The Magical Girl Will Not Lose
- E11 - The Landlord Can't Come Home...
- E12 - Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray?
- E13 - Druj Is Not Happy!
- E14 - The Magical Girl Will Not Fight
- E15 - The Boss Cannot Decide!
- E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
- E17 - The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...
- E18 - Saurva Will Not Lose!
- E19 - The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!
- E20 - The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
Season 1
E1 - The Great Jahy Can't Go Back!
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[01:30] titl
Restoration Plan No. 1
The Great Jahy Can't Go Back!
[01:35] jah
A forty-year-old building.
[01:38] jah
A tiny 7.3 square meter apartment.
[01:41] jah
With no bath.
[01:45] jah
Living like this...
[01:48] jah
I can't stand living like this anymore!
[01:51] jah
Not when I'm... I'm actually...
[01:58] Guy
Authority!
[02:02] Guy
Magical power!
[02:11] Guy
Beauty!
[02:16] Nar
As the Dark Lord's right hand, the Great Jahy
is the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[02:20] Nar
She is feared and revered by all...
[02:31] (Flashback) Guy
We're under attack!
[02:44] (Flashback) Guy
Please save us, O Great Jahy!
[02:49] (Flashback) Guy
She's here!
[02:59] (Flashback) Jah
What's this?
[03:01] (Flashback) Jah
It's just a little girl.
[03:03] (Flashback) Jah
How terribly pathetic of you lot.
[03:06] (Flashback) Jah
The Dark Realm is no place for little girls.
[03:10] (Flashback) Jah
Begone at once.
[03:26] (Flashback) Jah
What?!
[03:33] nar
With the mana crystal that governs
magical powers shattered,
[03:37] nar
the Dark Realm itself
was doomed to fall apart.
[03:50] Jah
What the hell is this?!
[03:53] Nar
And without the mana crystal,
the Great Jahy found herself...
[03:57] Nar
in the human realm,
in the body of a little girl.
[04:01] shirt
Restore
the
Dark
Realm
[04:01] Jah
I need to gather up mana crystals
and restore the Dark Realm forthwith!
[04:16] Jah
I blame this blasted form!
[04:19] Jah
Thanks to it, I've been subjected
to most despicable treatment!
[04:24] Jah
I'm going to gather every shard
of the shattered mana crystal
[04:28] Bag
Sprouts
[04:28] Jah
and regain my own overwhelming power!
[04:35] Jah
So salt? Or mayonnaise?
[04:40] Jah
You know what? Today we're going to be fancy!
[04:48] Jah
It's time.
[04:50] Jah
The time has finally come...
[04:54] Nar
The Great Jahy has not completely
lost all her magic powers.
[04:58] Nar
With the small mana crystal
still in her possession,
[05:02] Nar
she can temporarily return
to her previous form.
[05:06] Jah
Indeed, it's time to do my worst.
[05:12] Jah
Welcome!
[05:17] Guy
Hey, missy, we'll take two draft beers too.
[05:19] Jah
"Missy"?!
[05:21] Jah
How dare you address me that way!
[05:22] Jah
Do you know who I am?!
[05:25] Jah
Two draft beers.
[05:28] Jah
I am the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[05:32] Girl
I'm so glad I found some good help.
[05:35] Girl
She's such a hard worker.
[05:38] Jah
I don't care to be wasting my
precious power on stuff like this,
[05:43] Jah
but I must cover my living expenses!
[05:45] Guy
Missy, we need another round, too!
[05:47] Jah
C-Coming!
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[05:49] Guy
Can you take my order?
[05:50] jah
Coming!
[05:52] wom
Is my yakitori ready?
[05:54] Jah
Coming!
[05:59] Jah
What in blazes am I doing?!
[06:01] Jah
Living expenses?
[06:02] Jah
What about gathering mana crystals
[06:03] Jah
and restoring the Dark Realm?!
[06:07] Jah
I don't have time for this...
[06:09] Jah
Still, I need money to live.
[06:14] Jah
Everyone served me in the Dark Realm,
[06:18] Jah
so why must I serve humans in this one?
[06:21] Jah
And what kind of cruel world is this
that you cannot survive without money?
[06:27] Wom
Good job tonight, Hy-chan.
[06:30] jah
"Hy-chan"?!
[06:32] Jah
A-Are you talking about me?
[06:35] Wom
Yup! You're Jahy-chan,
so "Hy-chan" for short.
[06:39] jah
You dare infantilize my name?!
[06:41] jah
This woman!
[06:42] jah
If you didn't own this establishment,
I'd tear you to shreds!
[06:45] Wom
Goodness, that won't do, Hy-chan.
[06:50] Wom
You need to smile.
[06:53] Wom
See? Smile, smile!
[06:56] jah
A feared woman in the Dark Realm
such as myself
[06:59] jah
would never grace humans with my smile!
[07:02] Wom
It's important to put on
a friendly face for the guests.
[07:05] Wom
You looked so scary just now, Hy-chan.
[07:08] jah
And whose fault was that?!
[07:15] jah
Like... Like this?
[07:18] Wom
Still a little awkward,
but you're doing great!
[07:22] Wom
What a good girl!
[07:23] Wom
That's my Hy-chan!
[07:25] Wom
Not long till closing time,
so hang in there.
[07:29] jah
The humiliation!
[07:31] jah
That on top of ordering me to smile!
[07:35] jah
I'll have you know I'm ages older than you!
[07:40] Guy
Two drafts beers, please!
[07:42] Jah
Coming!
[07:45] Wom
Excuse me! Could we get some plates?
[07:48] Jah
Right away!
[07:51] Man
Check, please!
[07:54] Jah
I'll be right with you!
[08:00] Jah
Thank you for coming!
[08:02] guy
I like your style, missy.
[08:05] guy
Wanna come work at my place?
[08:06] Jah
Just keep talking.
[08:08] Jah
As soon as I've secured enough capital,
[08:10] Jah
you'll be as significant
as the dirt under my feet.
[08:14] Jah
Curses. One cannot survive
on bean sprouts alone.
[08:17] Jah
I should've nibbled a potato or something.
[08:24] Jah
Er... I'm taking a break...
[08:32] Jah
The power drain is higher than normal too.
[08:35] Jah
Please, just let me make
it until I get home...
[08:44] Jah
I didn't make it!
[08:47] Jah
This is bad!
[08:48] Jah
I can't let the boss see me like this!
[08:51] Boss
You deceived me!
[08:53] Boss
You cheat! You fraud!
[08:54] Boss
You villain!
[08:55] Boss
You're fired!
[08:57] Jah
I can't have that!
[08:59] Jah
If I can't work, I can't live...
let alone gather mana crystals!
[09:03] Jah
Please, mana crystal!
[09:05] Boss
Are you okay, Hy-chan?
[09:12] Jah
It's all over!
[09:16] Boos
Hy-chan?
[09:17] ---
Goodness!
[09:19] Boos
You're so little!
[09:22] Jah
I suppose the cat's out of the bag now.
[09:25] Jah
I am Jahy,
[09:27] Jah
the Dark Lord's right hand
[09:30] Jah
and the second most powerful
being in the Dark Realm!
[09:32] Jah
I'm not like you human peons.
[09:35] Jah
I spread calamity and
misfortune wherever I go!
[09:39] Jah
The hellfires of the Dark Realm
burn like no other!
[09:42] Jah
Shall I toss the likes of you into them?!
[09:49] Boss
I'm so proud of you, Hy-chan!
[09:50] Boss
You were so terrified of the burner before!
[09:55] Boss
But you can handle the fires
of the Dark Realm!
[09:58] Jah
Silence!
[10:01] Jah
I don't expect a mere human
to be able to comprehend my power.
[10:08] Boss
You're right.
[10:09] Boss
I'm sure I can't even begin to imagine
the suffering you've been through.
[10:13] Jah
That's not what I meant!
[10:16] Jah
Something's amiss.
[10:17] Jah
Why doesn't this human tremble?
Why isn't she stricken with fear?
[10:20] Jah
It's not supposed to be like this.
[10:23] Jah
So be it, then...
[10:25] Jah
I should've done this from the start.
[10:30] Jah
I'll have you disappear now!
[10:32] Jah
And starting tomorrow,
I shall be the new boss!
[10:49] Boss
You've had it rough, huh?
[10:51] Boss
You're always trying so hard.
[10:54] Boss
You've done a great job.
[10:57] Boss
If you ever have trouble,
come talk to me anytime.
[11:01] Boss
Being so small must mean
all kinds of difficulty.
[11:08] Boss
Oh, that reminds me...
[11:11] txt
Pay
[11:12] Boss
Here you go. For this month.
[11:19] Jah
Damn it.
[11:20] Jah
I need to gather mana crystals already
and quit this dump as soon as possible!
[11:24] Jah
Huh?
[11:25] Jah
Isn't this more than usual?
[11:29] Boss
You've just been working so hard.
[11:32] Boss
I raised your hourly rate by 80 yen.
[11:34] Boss
Buy yourself something
nice and tasty, you hear?
[11:38] Boss
You can also call it a night for today.
[11:40] Boss
Wait one second though.
[11:45] Boss
Here's some food for you.
[11:47] Boss
Take it home to enjoy.
[11:50] Boss
Will you be okay?
[11:52] Boss
Can you make it home by yourself?
[11:54] Jah
Yes.
[12:04] Jah
I shan't be broken.
[12:06] Jah
I will not let this break me!
[12:09] Jah
That stupid cow!
[12:11] Jah
Just because she gave me an 80-yen raise...
[12:13] Jah
Just because I get to eat meat now...
[12:22] Jah
It's been so long since I had meat.
[12:24] Jah
It's super delicious.
[12:27] Jah
Wait, what cause for celebration is there?!
[12:33] Jah
I need to get my powers back!
[12:35] Jah
I need to collect mana crystals
and restore the Dark Realm without delay!
[12:50] land
The jig's up!
[12:54] land
Gimme my money!
[12:55] Jah
Never!
[12:57] Jah
You come around, month after month...
[13:00] Jah
You're dogged, landlord!
[13:01] land
Well, duh. I'm going round collecting rent.
[13:05] land
You're the one who keeps refusing
to pay month after month!
[13:08] land
Give it a rest already.
[13:10] Jah
It's preposterous that I,
the Dark Realm's second-in-command,
[13:13] Jah
should pay money to some dumb human girl!
[13:15] land
You could be the second idiot
of the Dark Realm for all I care.
[13:18] land
That doesn't fly here!
[13:22] Jah
Damn it!
[13:22] Jah
She's got some cheek!
[13:24] Jah
The boss and this girl...
These two sisters are always slighting me!
[13:30] land
If it wasn't for my sis asking a favor,
[13:32] land
I'd never let such a shady
character stay here!
[13:34] land
You should be grateful.
[13:36] Jah
I don't recall asking for this!
[13:38] Jah
Who would ever voluntarily
live in such a dump?!
[13:40] Jah
It's not worth the rent.
[13:43] land
Then get out.
[13:46] Jah
No!
[13:47] Jah
I don't want to live in a cardboard
house by the river anymore!
[13:51] land
Then pay up.
[13:53] Jah
Never.
[13:54] Jah
Fine, I get it! I'll pay! I'll pay!
[13:58] Jah
What should I do?
[14:00] Jah
How do I get by without paying rent?
[14:03] Nar
The Great Jahy was beyond shameless.
[14:06] Jah
O-Okay, I'll pay you the day after tomorrow.
[14:09] land
No way.
[14:10] land
You said that last month and then ran.
[14:13] Jah
Then how about tomorrow?
[14:15] land
Nope.
[14:18] Jah
I can't pay today...
[14:21] Jah
I'll pay! Today!
[14:23] Jah
I'll pay right now!
[14:24] Jah
I don't want to have to wash
my face in the river again!
[14:27] Jah
I can't take sleeping outside anymore!
[14:29] Jah
I was wrong!
[14:32] Jah
Damnation! Why is this happening to me?!
[14:35] Jah
I did the lording in the Dark Realm,
[14:37] Jah
and now I'm the one being lorded over...
[14:40] land
Hurry it up.
[14:42] Jah
I didn't want to resort to this,
but I'm out of options.
[14:46] Jah
I haven't eaten for two
days now and if I pay rent,
[14:49] Jah
So give up and piss off already!
[14:50] Jah
I won't be able to eat again today...
[14:53] Jah
At this rate, I'll shrivel up
and die of starvation.
[15:01] Jah
What?!
[15:03] Jah
Here I am playing vulnerable for you...
[15:06] Jah
What's with that attitude?!
[15:10] land
That's what I'd like to ask you!
[15:13] land
I know you got paid yesterday!
[15:17] land
Give up and pay me already!
[15:19] Jah
Never! Never! Never!
[15:23] land
You little pain in the ass...
[15:25] land
And damn you for taking
this mess of trouble in, Sis!
[15:30] Jah
Curses! How do I get out of this?
[15:33] Jah
There must be a way.
[15:34] Jah
Think... Think!
[15:38] Jah
Boss? Boss, is that you?!
[15:40] Jah
Save me!
[15:41] land
S-Sis?!
[15:42] land
Wait, it's not what it looks like!
[15:44] land
She just refuses to pay her rent and...
[15:52] Jah
Serves you right, buffoon!
[15:59] Jah
I've made a clean getaway.
[16:06] land
Quit yelling! You're disturbing
the whole neighborhood!
[16:10] Jah
You're yelling, too!
[16:12] land
Shut up! Pay your rent!
[16:14] Jah
Never! You flat-chested freak!
[16:17] Jah
You think you'll ever see money out of me?!
[16:25] boss
What are you two doing downtown?
[16:31] boss
This just won't do, you two!
[16:33] boss
Ryou-chan, you're her landlord.
[16:35] boss
You need to be nice to Hy-chan.
[16:37] land
What?
[16:38] land
Clearly Ja-ko is at fault
for not paying up!
[16:41] boss
Hy-chan, what would you do
if you didn't get your pay?
[16:44] Jah
I'd burn you alive.
[16:46] boss
Then go on and pay her, all right?
[16:54] boss
There! Now you're friends again.
[16:56] land
We never were friends!
[16:56] Jah
What?!
[16:59] boss
All right, all right.
[17:00] land
See, you got me in trouble!
[17:03] Jah
What? That was all your fault!
[17:08] Jah
You may have cheated me
out of my money this time,
[17:12] Jah
but I am definitely not paying next month!
[17:15] land
Just pay!
[17:17] Nar
Thus the curtains drew on this battle...
[17:21] Nar
for another month, at least.
[17:25] Jah
It's not here...
[17:27] Jah
Or here!
[17:29] Jah
Or here!
[17:31] Jah
My only mana crystal isn't here!
[17:35] Jah
This is most serious.
[17:37] Jah
If a human were to get a hold
of my mana crystal,
[17:40] Jah
it would wreak disaster
that not even I couldn't contain.
[17:46] Jah
In the worst case,
it might even destroy the human world!
[17:50] Jah
And I can't show up at work like this!
[17:56] Jah
But if it's not here... maybe it's there?
[18:03] boss
It's rare to see you here on your day off.
[18:07] boss
As little Hy-chan, at that!
[18:09] Jah
I'm only here to look for something!
[18:11] boss
You're looking for something?
[18:13] Jah
Yes.
[18:14] Jah
A red stone about this big.
[18:16] Jah
I need to find it at all costs.
[18:18] Jah
I don't want any help from humans...
[18:21] Jah
But this is an emergency.
[18:24] Jah
Help me find it...
[18:26] Jah
Please.
[18:27] boss
Oh, I figured this was yours.
[18:31] boss
I even put it on to make sure
I didn't forget.
[18:34] Jah
My mana crystal!
[18:38] boss
Here you go.
[18:46] Jah
Boss...
[18:47] Jah
How long were you wearing this?
[18:49] boss
Well, I found it after your shift last night.
[18:55] boss
So since yesterday, I guess?
[18:57] Jah
You've been wearing this for an entire day?
[19:00] boss
Yes.
[19:03] Jah
Mana crystals bestow power
from the Dark Realm...
[19:07] Jah
In human hands, they call forth
all manner of misfortune.
[19:10] Jah
If you wore it for a day,
[19:12] Jah
the effects must have been quite pronounced.
[19:14] boss
O-Oh, no...
[19:17] Jah
I knew it. I was too late...
[19:19] boss
So it's the mana crystal's
fault that my shoulders
[19:22] boss
have been really sore since yesterday?
[19:24] Jah
What? Are you stupid?
[19:25] Jah
Obviously these sacks of fat
on your chest are to blame for that!
[19:28] Jah
Do not ascribe such petty
misfortune to my mana crystal!
[19:31] boss
Gosh...
[19:33] Jah
That's not even the kind of
misfortune I'm talking about!
[19:35] Jah
Something much worse must have happened!
[19:38] Jah
Like your whole house burned down,
or you were hit with some mysterious illness!
[19:42] boss
You don't mean...
[19:44] boss
It was the mana crystal's fault
that I had such a hard time
[19:47] boss
finding the remote control yesterday?!
[19:48] Jah
Your misfortunes are minuscule!
[19:51] boss
Even after I found it, it just barely worked.
[19:53] boss
Was that the mana crystal?
[19:54] Jah
You'll have to do better!
[19:56] boss
What about my split ends?
[19:57] Jah
Stop saying every little thing
was the mana crystal's fault!
[20:01] Jah
Was there nothing?!
[20:02] Jah
Did any volcanoes erupt? Continents split?
Were thousands of lives not put in danger?!
[20:06] boss
Hmm....
[20:09] Jah
Nothing?
[20:12] Jah
Are you kidding me?
[20:14] Jah
Is my mana crystal really so weak?
[20:18] boss
I'm sorry.
[20:19] boss
I wondered if it was yours,
but I had no idea it was so important.
[20:24] Jah
Well, it is!
[20:26] Jah
This mana crystal is my last
connection to the Dark Realm.
[20:29] Jah
Besides,
[20:33] Jah
without this stone, I can't even
return to my original form.
[20:38] Jah
Do you understand its importance now?!
[20:40] boss
If it's that important to you,
you need to take better care of it!
[20:44] Jah
Huh?
[20:45] boss
Do you know where I found that necklace?
[20:48] boss
Under a chair in the staff room!
[20:51] Jah
Oh, yeah...
[20:53] Jah
When my powers ran out
and I got food to take home...
[20:58] boss
You were lucky you dropped it here.
[21:01] Jah
But... B-But...
[21:03] boss
No ifs, ands, or buts!
[21:08] boss
Here. Turn around and I'll put it on for you.
[21:13] boss
You can wear it while you work if you want.
[21:16] boss
Just keep it tucked inside your shirt
and make sure you don't drop it.
[21:19] boss
No more losing it.
[21:21] boss
You hear?
[21:22] Jah
Yes.
[21:24] Jah
Thank y...
[21:27] Jah
I'm not thanking you!
[21:29] Jah
I'll let you off easy today!
[21:31] Jah
But mark my words! Terrible misfortune
will befall you sooner or later!
[21:36] Jah
You had best prepare yourself!
[21:38] Jah
Don't forget to lock up!
[21:41] boss
In truth...
[21:43] (Flashback) boss
This is this Hy-chan's, isn't it?
[21:50] (Flashback) boss
Transform!
[21:52] boss
My sister happened to see me right then.
[21:55] (Flashback) land
The hell are you doing?
[21:58] boss
To make matters worse,
I hit my knee really hard.
[22:01] boss
Was it the curse of the
mana crystal... I wonder?
[22:05] boss
It was too embarrassing to tell her though.
[22:09] Jah
I'm so glad...
[22:12] Jah
I'm so glad I found it.
[22:15] Jah
I haven't been this happy in ages!
[22:18] Nar
The Great Jahy reveled in her happiness,
[22:20] Nar
but it wouldn't take long to realize
she was right back at square one.
[22:22] Nar
She was not a single step closer
to restoring the Dark Realm.
[22:29] Jah
Wait, what am I so happy about?!
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
Druj Asks No Questions!
E2 - Druj Asks No Questions!
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[00:09] nar
The Dark Realm's second-in-command,
the Great Jahy,
[00:12] nar
lorded over all the dark land of the realm.
[00:15] nar
She even ruled the Dark Palace as her own.
[00:19] nar
She lived lavishly,
[00:21] nar
and all the Dark Realm
admired and envied her for it.
[00:34] jah
Ugh, so hot...
[00:37] txt
Restore
the
Dark
Realm
[00:37] jah
What's with this heat?
[00:40] jah
It might actually kill me...
[00:48] jah
Lukewarm. Gross.
[00:51] jah
Today is the day I find a mana crystal!
[00:54] jah
Then I'll be done with living this way!
[00:56] txt
Station Supermarket
[00:56] txt
Today only! Super sale!
[00:56] txt
1/4 Amberjack 1,380 yen
[00:56] txt
Edamame 78 yen a bag
[00:56] txt
Sliced Australian Beef
111 yen/100 grams
[00:56] txt
Gunma Eggplant 98 yen per
[00:56] txt
Shiitake 89 yen a pack
[01:00] jah
It's not like I spend all my time
in the human realm just being poor...
[01:05] jah
Between shifts at work, I've been scouring
every nook and cranny of this city!
[01:13] jah
According to my mana crystal's reaction,
[01:15] jah
there's a much larger sample
somewhere in town.
[01:19] jah
Wait for me, my mana crystal!
[01:38] txt
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:39] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:40] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:40] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:41] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:42] txt
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:54] titl
Restoration Plan No. 2
Druj Asks No Questions!
[03:02] jah
This pebble is two million yen?!
[03:05] jah
What kind of business is this?
[03:07] jah
How many hours would I have to work for that?
[03:10] jah
Even if I saved all my money
by not paying rent, that'd be...
[03:15] jah
Oh, well.
[03:17] jah
It's not like anybody would ever buy this.
[03:20] jah
Wait? It sold?!
[03:29] dru
O Great Jahy?
[03:31] dru
That's you... isn't it, Your Greatness?
[03:34] jah
Y-Yes.
[03:37] dru
It has been too long!
[03:40] dru
It is I, Druj!
[03:42] jah
Druj?
[03:47] jah
Druj...
[03:48] jah
Oh, that Druj?!
[03:51] (Flashback) jah
I can try this new weapon out on you, right?
[03:56] (Flashback) druj
It would be my pleasure!
[03:59] (Flashback) jah
I'm tired. Be a chair for me.
[04:01] (Flashback) druj
O-Of course!
[04:03] (Flashback) druj
Oh, Your Greatness,
you're so heavy with nobility!
[04:07] (Flashback) jah
You want some, too?
[04:12] (Flashback) dru
Your cruelty is just so...
I can't get enough!
[04:17] dru
In the months since the Dark Realm fell,
[04:19] dru
I've had no idea where anyone was.
I've been quite worried.
[04:24] dru
I'm so elated to see
you're all right, Your Greatness!
[04:27] jah
I'm also pleased to see you well, Druj.
[04:29] jah
But... what's with your appearance?
[04:33] dru
You mean this?
[04:34] dru
If I dressed as I did in the Dark Realm,
I would stand out too much.
[04:38] dru
I also go by Dojima here for that reason.
[04:43] jah
Standing out? I never
even thought about that...
[04:48] dru
Incidentally, Your Greatness,
[04:50] dru
why do you look like that?
[04:52] jah
Huh?
[04:53] dru
Our enemy shattered the mana crystal
and brought ruin to the Dark Realm,
[04:57] dru
but even a peon like me
was able to gather a few shards.
[05:01] dru
I can't imagine someone of your standing
[05:03] dru
would be so enfeebled by
the mere loss of the mana crystal.
[05:07] txt
ENFEEBLED
[05:08] txt
ENFEEBLED
[05:09] txt
ENFEEBLED
[05:11] dru
O-Oh, I don't mean to say that your
current form is anything but lovely!
[05:15] dru
I'm sure there was some reason
you chose to look this way!
[05:21] jah
You don't even understand
why I took this form, Druj?
[05:24] jah
You really are an oaf of an idiot!
[05:27] dru
I am so sorry, O Great Jahy!
[05:30] dru
Now, whatever might your plan be?
[05:32] dru
Please enlighten this idiot!
[05:34] jah
The insolence! Think for yourself!
[05:37] jah
I'm cute like this...
[05:39] jah
The rest should be obvious.
[05:41] dru
Could it be?!
[05:42] dru
You've deliberately taken
the form of a scrawny little girl
[05:46] dru
to manipulate the sympathetic
hearts of foolish humans?
[05:50] jah
S-Scrawny little girl...?
[05:51] dru
You're incredible, Your Greatness!
[05:53] dru
A peon like me could never have
conceived such a high-brow plan!
[05:57] jah
Th-That's right...
[05:59] jah
Except you conceived it just now.
[06:01] dru
I am completely and utterly beneath you!
[06:05] ---
Druj...
[06:07] wom
Oh, miss?
[06:08] wom
The gem you wanted...
[06:11] dru
Ah, yes. Could you please have
it delivered here later?
[06:15] wom
Certainly.
[06:19] dru
I'm so glad we ran into
each other, Your Greatness.
[06:22] dru
How about some tea?
[06:25] man
Welcome. Party of two?
[06:31] jah
What is this quiet place?
[06:34] jah
It's so different from where I work.
[06:40] dru
I quite like it here.
[06:42] jah
Huh.
[06:44] wom
Welcome. Here are your menus.
SIGN Original Blend Organic Blend Espresso Blue Mountain
[06:50] jah
Highway robbery!
[06:52] dru
I'll have the thunderbolt Darjeeling
[06:55] dru
and the mascarpone brûlée
with a side of espresso gelato.
[06:59] jah
Wha?
[07:00] dru
And what would you like?
[07:04] jah
I'll have... a water.
[07:08] both
Water?!
[07:09] dru
I-Is there nothing to your tastes?
[07:12] jah
I can't order a drink that costs
as much as week's worth of food!
[07:17] jah
You call yourself my underling
and you don't even understand that?
[07:20] jah
I was so revered in the Dark Realm
that all knew me.
[07:24] jah
So when you're this famous...
[07:26] dru
Don't tell me...
[07:27] dru
A woman of your influence has enemies
[07:30] dru
who may yet be seeking their opportunity
[07:33] dru
to take you down here
if you're not careful.
[07:36] dru
So you would never dare
eat food that might be poisoned.
[07:40] dru
That's what you mean, right?
[07:42] jah
Huh? Uh...
[07:43] jah
Q-Quite right! Good job picking up on that.
[07:46] dru
Ah, what a fool I am!
[07:50] dru
How could I not realize
something so obvious?!
[07:54] jah
Beats me.
[07:55] jah
It was all your idea.
[07:58] wom
Here you are.
[08:01] wom
That looks so good...
[08:04] dru
With your permission, I shall dine now.
[08:07] jah
S-Sure.
[08:17] dru
Would you like a bite as well?
[08:20] dru
I have tested it for poison, so it's safe.
[08:28] dru
Oh, but there was that time...
[08:31] (Flashback) jah
I'd never eat anything you touched, scum.
[08:35] (Flashback) jah
Never offer me anything again.
[08:38] (Flashback) dru
Your Greatness...
[08:39] (Flashback) dru
M-May I have seconds?!
[08:42] dru
That's what you told me.
[08:44] jah
Stupid me!
[08:46] dru
I'm terribly sorry.
[08:51] dru
My apologies for eating without you.
[08:56] dru
Still, I never dreamed that I'd be
reunited with you in this world.
[09:01] jah
Yeah...
[09:04] jah
What were you doing at that store?
[09:06] jah
Were you buying a mana crystal?
[09:09] dru
Goodness no.
[09:10] jah
Figures.
[09:11] jah
Can't just throw around money like that.
[09:13] dru
Stores run by mere humans
would never sell mana crystals.
[09:18] jah
Really?
[09:20] jah
I-I was just testing you!
[09:22] dru
Of course.
[09:25] dru
By the way, where are you
living now, Your Greatness?
[09:28] dru
I'll drop you off.
[09:30] jah
Ack!
[09:32] jah
Oh, no! If she seems that shitty apartment,
[09:35] jah
even stupid Druj will figure it out!
[09:39] jah
How pathetically I'm living now...
[09:43] jah
How low I've sunken after
losing the mana crystal...
[09:46] jah
All in that tiny apartment...
[09:51] jah
Here is fine.
[09:57] dru
Your Greatness?
[09:59] jah
It's not for you to know yet.
[10:01] jah
Druj, I am to restore the Dark Realm.
[10:05] jah
I cannot reveal my main base
of operations this soon.
[10:11] jah
We shall meet again one day.
[10:16] dru
Yes!
[10:21] dru
I still have so much to learn...
[10:30] jah
I should have at least asked for
the location of a mana crystal.
[10:37] nar
The Great Jahy was proud.
[10:44] nar
Mana crystals...
[10:45] nar
For demons, they are power itself.
[10:48] nar
Those who hold them control the Dark Realm.
[10:52] nar
All lust after a piece of them.
[11:01] jah
Ah, there's no mistaking this reaction!
[11:04] jah
There must be a large chunk
of mana crystal here!
[11:09] jah
That's tall!
[11:10] jah
Quite a step up from
my personal hole in the wall.
[11:14] jah
Never mind that.
[11:15] jah
It matters not the place.
[11:16] jah
I will make this mana crystal mine!
[11:25] jah
Just you wait!
[11:26] dru
Your Greatness...?
[11:28] dru
It is you!
[11:29] jah
Druj?!
[11:30] jah
I-Indeed, we meet again.
[11:33] jah
Don't tell me Druj is also here
for the mana crystal...
[11:37] jah
The impudence of this wannabe!
[11:43] jah
What's up?
[11:44] jah
You need something?
[11:46] dru
Oh, you! Surely you came here
knowing what this place is.
[11:51] jah
O-Of course I did.
[11:52] jah
I found it first—
[11:53] dur
I'm impressed you found where I live!
Just incredible!
[11:57] dur
Please, do come in.
[11:59] jah
N-No, I...
[12:01] dru
I just had some ice cream delivered.
[12:04] jah
I'll take some.
[12:06] dru
Please make yourself comfortable.
[12:12] jah
That's nice.
[12:14] dru
Compared to your abode,
I'm sure mine is small and shabby...
[12:20] jah
Y-You could say that!
[12:21] jah
Damn that Druj, living better than me!
[12:25] jah
Oh, this feeling...
[12:28] jah
It's like being back in the Dark Realm.
[12:34] jah
I suppose your accommodations
are satisfactory.
[12:38] jah
The buildings around here
are also fair enough.
[12:40] dur
Here you go.
[12:42] dur
This is a high-class residential area.
[12:45] jah
Is that so?
[12:47] dru
It's obviously nothing
compared to the Dark Palace,
[12:50] dru
but the view isn't terrible.
[12:56] jah
Automatic?!
[13:03] jah
Not a bad view.
[13:06] dru
If you look over there, that building
reminds me of the Dark Realm.
[13:10] dru
It's like the kennel for the hellhounds.
[13:13] jah
That's where I live!
[13:15] jah
Damn you, Druj!
[13:16] jah
This is humiliating!
[13:19] jah
That scared me!
[13:21] jah
What is this thing?!
[13:23] dru
You don't know?
[13:25] jah
I mean... It must be your familiar, no?
[13:28] dru
It's a cleaning robot...
[13:30] jah
I-I know that!
[13:32] jah
In the Dark Realm,
the cleaning was done by familiars.
[13:35] jah
So in essence, a cleaning
robot is a familiar, too!
[13:38] dru
Oh, that's certainly true!
[13:40] dru
Do pardon me.
[13:42] dru
If I may say, this world's home
electronics are actually quite useful.
[13:47] dru
They automatically clean,
[13:49] dru
do the dishes,
[13:51] dru
and make food.
[13:54] jah
I let her talk and she rattles off one
expensive-sounding thing after the other!
[13:59] jah
I've had enough!
[14:01] jah
You disappoint me, Druj!
[14:03] jah
We hail from the Dark Realm!
[14:05] jah
Taking such delight in human
inventions is inexcusable!
[14:09] jah
Where is the Druj who loved
and served the Dark Realm?!
[14:13] jah
I am saddened!
[14:14] txt
S H O C K
[14:19] dru
Y-You are precisely right...
[14:20] jah
Indeed.
[14:23] jah
That's...
[14:25] jah
Mana crystals!
[14:27] jah
And quite a load of them!
[14:30] jah
Druj is down.
[14:32] jah
This might be my chance!
[14:36] jah
Your mana crystals are mine!
[14:40] jah
You still have lots to learn, Druj!
[14:42] jah
This is what you get for relying
so much on the tools of man.
[14:51] jah
Huh?
[14:55] jah
Wh-What is this?
[14:56] jah
Scary!
[14:56] jah
I'm scared!
[15:03] dru
You are just incredible, Your Greatness!
[15:05] dru
You put yourself at risk
[15:08] dru
just to demonstrate the shortcomings
of my mana crystal anti-theft system!
[15:12] dru
These human-designed systems
just aren't enough!
[15:16] dru
They're worthless if they don't detect
when the crystal is about to be stolen!
[15:21] dru
You sacrificed yourself
just to show me that!
[15:24] dru
Thank you so much!
[15:36] (Flashback) dru
Please accept this as thanks.
[15:41] jah
Gimme something I can eat!
[15:44] jah
Damn you, Druj!
[15:46] nar
That day, the Great Jahy shed
a great many tears.
[15:51] nar
She then decided...
[15:58] jah
Today is the day I get a mana crystal!
[16:01] jah
I'm sure of it. There's a
mana crystal on this mountain.
[16:04] jah
I've been detecting a large
chunk for a few days now.
[16:08] jah
If I gather a mana crystal that size,
[16:10] jah
even reviving the Dark Lord
might be within my grasp.
[16:16] jah
This is the first time I've ventured into
the mountains of the human realm.
[16:20] jah
But I'm totally prepared! It's perfect!
[16:28] jah
The summit is that way.
[16:30] jah
I am currently around here.
[16:38] jah
I see, I see...
[17:04] jah
What?
[17:05] nar
The Great Jahy was incredibly lost.
[17:09] jah
No reason to panic!
[17:11] jah
This deep in the woods,
[17:12] jah
there's no fear of Druj or anyone
else beating me to the mana crystal.
[17:17] jah
Besides, no matter how lost I get,
I have my mana crystal.
[17:21] jah
With this, I can always find my way
to the mana crystal I'm looking for!
[17:29] jah
H-H-Hold it!
[17:31] jah
That's my mana crystal!
[17:43] jah
Let's calm down and assess the situation.
[17:46] jah
I came to this mountain chasing
after a mana crystal reaction.
[17:50] jah
Then my one and only way of finding it,
[17:52] jah
my own mana crystal, was stolen by a crow.
[17:55] jah
Is this the end?!
[17:58] jah
No, that crow from before
couldn't have gotten far.
[18:03] jah
Besides, I know that there's another
mana crystal somewhere on this mountain.
[18:08] jah
I need to get mine back no matter what!
[18:16] jah
All the food I brought is gone.
[18:19] jah
I'm out of tea, too.
[18:24] jah
I'm hungry.
[18:26] jah
And it's getting cold.
[18:28] jah
Maybe I shouldn't stay here.
[18:35] jah
I need to get off the mountain and repl—
[18:56] jah
It's the end of the road for the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm...
[19:00] jah
I've got a twisted ankle.
I'm too cold to move.
[19:04] jah
I've got no food and no mana crystal...
[19:08] jah
And no one to save me.
[19:23] jah
Did you fall from your nest?
[19:25] jah
You're just like me.
[19:28] jah
Fallen, fragile, and fated to die...
[19:43] jah
I won't let you die...
[19:45] jah
I won't let you die!
[19:47] jah
I shall save you!
[19:52] jah
Hey, stop flapping around.
[20:00] jah
Just a bit more.
[20:04] jah
We made it!
[20:08] jah
Huh? That's my mana crystal!
[20:11] jah
And one more!
[20:13] jah
I did it!
[20:23] jah
This can't...
[20:25] jah
Damn it!
[20:27] land
What are you doing?
[20:30] jah
Landlord?
[20:31] jah
What are you doing all the way out here?
[20:34] lan
All the way out here?
[20:36] lan
This hill is right behind the apartment.
[20:40] lan
What're you doing sopping wet
and hanging from a tree?
[20:43] jah
Shut up!
[20:44] jah
Hurry up and get me down!
[20:46] lan
"Get me down, please."
[20:50] lan
You're covered in mud.
[20:52] jah
Shut up, shut up! Shut up!
[20:56] jah
Damn it...
[20:58] lan
Sheesh.
[21:07] jah
What?
[21:08] lan
Got a hurt leg, don'tcha? I'll carry you.
[21:13] jah
A human pitying me*?!
[21:16] jah
And the landlord of all people!
[21:18] lan
Hurry it up or I'll get soaked, too.
[21:36] lan
Are you crying?
[21:37] jah
I'm not cwying!
[21:39] jah
Even if I owe you one,
I'll never pay my rent!
[21:43] lan
Just cough it up already.
[21:45] nar
And so the Great Jahy managed*
to collect her first mana crystal
[21:48] nar
since coming to the human realm.
[21:51] nar
While she was now one step closer
to restoring the Dark Realm...
[21:54] jah
The backpack and food I splurged on...
[21:59] jah
I'll never go to the mountains again!
[22:01] nar
...it came at a great cost.
[23:34] txt
Next Time
[23:34] txt
The Great Jahy Can't Brag...
E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag
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[00:01] nar
The Great Jahy is the Dark Realm's
second-in-command,
[00:04] nar
and she is most proud!
[00:06] dem
O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[00:10] dru
O Great Jahy!
[00:12] Nar
Noble!
[00:14] Nar
Beautiful!
[00:16] jah
Hey, you.
[00:19] jah
Where do you think you're looking?
[00:23] jah
What? Is that defiance I see?
[00:26] Guy
D-Defiance from me? Never!
[00:29] jah
What? You dare talk back to me?
[00:33] Guy
I-I beg your forgiveness, O Great Jahy!
[00:37] Guy
Forgive me!
[00:45] Nar
Feared across the Dark Realm,
she is revered by all!
[00:49] Nar
Or she* was*!
[00:51] jah
Come on in!
[01:08] txt
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[01:10] txt
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[01:10] txt
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[01:11] txt
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[01:12] txt
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[02:23] txt
Craft Pub
Maou.
[02:25] jah
Thank you for waiting!
[02:27] titl
Restoration Plan No. 3
The Great Jahy Can't Brag...
[02:28] jah
What's going on today?
[02:30] jah
I feel more nimble than usual.
[02:42] jah
Go on, revere and admire me.
[02:46] boss
I've never seen a mana
crystal this big before!
[02:49] jah
Right?
[02:50] boss
From now on, please allow me to call you
Your Greatness instead of Hy-chan!
[02:57] boss
Hy-chan?
[02:58] jah
What's this? What happened
to "Your Greatness"?
[03:00] boss
That thing on your chest...
[03:02] jah
Oh, this?
[03:03] jah
It's no big deal, you know?
[03:05] jah
I finally managed to get
my hands on it myself...
[03:08] jah
My first step to restoring the Dark Realm.
[03:12] boss
It's dangerous because it just gets
in the way. Please go drop it off at home.
[03:15] jah
What?!
[03:17] jah
You're right, b-but you've got it all wrong!
[03:20] jah
My power comes from mana crystals.
[03:22] jah
With one this big, I shan't return
to that kiddie form again!
[03:27] jah
How awesome is that?
[03:29] boss
You don't say.
[03:30] jah
What is that supposed to mean?!
[03:31] boss
Woman!
[03:32] boss
Do you not understand how incredible it is
[03:34] boss
to have a mana crystal of this size?
[03:37] boss
With... one this big...
[03:40] boss
I can work until last call!
[03:42] boss
Wow, really?
[03:44] boss
Then maybe I'll ask you to tough
it out until the end today.
[03:47] boss
Just leave it to me.
[03:48] boss
It'll be nothing!
[04:10] jah
Huh?
[04:12] jah
Why am I even working?
[04:14] jah
Did I maintain this form so I could work?
[04:19] jah
No... I didn't!
[04:21] jah
I haven't been searching for
mana crystals for this*!
[04:24] jah
It was so I could rebuild the Dark Realm!
[04:26] jah
That's what all my hard work has been for!
[04:28] boss
Having you around
until last call was a big help.
[04:32] boss
Your mana crystal really is something.
[04:36] jah
It really is!
[04:38] jah
I could do this in my sleep!
[04:40] jah
In fact, I could even keep working!
[04:42] jah
Right now, I could do anything!
[04:45] jah
And it's all thanks to getting
my hands on this giant mana crystal.
[04:48] boss
Anything, really? Wow...
[04:51] boss
Could you get that slimy gunk
out of the drain?
[04:54] jah
What?!
[04:55] boss
I knew it. Not even a mana
crystal could fix that.
[04:58] boss
I just can't seem to get rid of it...
[05:04] jah
There is nothing my mana crystal cannot do!
[05:07] boss
Amazing! That pesky gunk is
fading away before my eyes!
[05:11] boss
Next, there's that grease on the stove hood.
[05:13] jah
I got it!
[05:14] jah
What do you think of my
mana crystal's power now?!
[05:17] boss
Just amazing!
[05:19] boss
What about the cigarette smell?
[05:21] jah
Consider it expunged!
[05:23] boss
And the trays that are all sticky from beer?
[05:26] jah
Fresh and clean!
[05:28] jah
I'm not here to fix everything for you!
[05:29] jah
Don't make me use my mana crystal
for such trivial things!
[05:32] boss
I'm sorry.
[05:34] boss
We've just been so understaffed and
I couldn't get any of this done.
[05:36] jah
Hire more people! Hire more!
[05:39] jah
All right, listen well.
[05:40] jah
Mana crystals are my last
remaining tie to the Dark Lord.
[05:46] jah
My goal is to gather them up
and restore the Dark Realm.
[05:51] jah
They can do far more than maintain
this form or clean the ventilator hood.
[05:57] jah
They can be used to hurt people, too.
[06:00] jah
You had best not anger me
if you know what's good for you.
[06:05] jah
Oh, no! I'm back in kiddie form!
[06:08] jah
Are you telling me...
its magic power ran out?
[06:12] jah
Already? Even with a mana crystal this size?
[06:16] jah
This is your fault!
[06:18] jah
It's because you made me do
all that pointless stuff!
[06:21] boss
I'm very sorry, Hy-chan.
[06:23] boss
But I love it when you're small.
You're so adorable.
[06:27] jah
How dare you?!
[06:29] boss
I like you when you're big, too, of course.
[06:31] jah
That's not the point!
[06:33] boss
Oh, wait, you can't go home alone
at this hour looking like that.
[06:38] boss
I'll take you, okay?
[06:40] jah
Do not treat me like a child!
[06:44] jah
This sucks.
[06:45] jah
She doesn't understand how amazing this*
mana crystal is, or how magnificent I am!
[06:51] jah
How depressing...
[06:53] jah
Wait, there's her*!
[06:57] dru
An invitation to tea from
the Great Jahy is such an honor!
[07:01] dru
And you even came to my place to get me!
[07:04] jah
Yes, well, I was feeling generous.
[07:08] jah
So, how have you been doing?
[07:10] jah
How's the mana crystal
collecting coming along?
[07:14] dru
To be honest, it's not going so well...
[07:18] jah
I see. Well, I suppose I
could say I'm doing all right.
[07:24] dru
Your Greatness, that mana crystal...
[07:26] jah
Finally!
[07:27] dru
It's so big and spectacular!
[07:29] dru
I'd expect no less from you.
[07:32] jah
This is it! This is what*
I've been waiting for!
[07:36] dru
One that large must hold
a considerable amount of power.
[07:39] jah
Yes, indeed.
[07:40] dru
I didn't know there were
still mana crystals so big!
[07:43] dru
Attaining it must have been quite an ordeal.
[07:46] jah
An ordeal? Please, you must be joking.
[07:49] jah
As if such a thing would be difficult
for the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:54] dru
You're outstanding!
[07:56] jah
It may have been an ordeal for you,
but for me, it was child's play.
[08:01] dru
All hail the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:04] dru
Actually, now that the Dark Realm
has been destroyed...
[08:07] dru
I believe you must be the top dog!
[08:10] dru
I am in such awe of you!
[08:12] jah
Yes! She's saying everything I wanted to hear!
[08:16] jah
This is the absolute best!
[08:19] dru
By the way, where did you
find that mana crystal?
[08:24] jah
Well, you know... it was...
[08:27] jah
I can't tell her I found it the hills nearby.
That's so underwhelming.
[08:34] jah
That day, I sensed a faint
trace of magical power.
[08:37] jah
It lead me to a deep forest far from here.
[08:40] dru
Don't tell me!
[08:41] dru
You mean the Sea of Trees,
from which no man leaves alive?!
[08:46] jah
The what? Where?
[08:47] jah
Th-That was just the place!
The Sea of Something-or-Other...
[08:51] jah
In reality, it was just that
practically barren little mountain.
[08:54] dru
I knew it.
[08:56] dru
I still haven't managed to set foot
in those uncharted lands.
[09:00] jah
There, I was attacked
by a huge, monstrous bird,
[09:03] jah
the likes of which you'd
never see in the Dark Realm.
[09:05] dru
I can't believe it!
[09:06] dru
You braved such peril!
[09:11] jah
Well, by "monstrous bird,"
I really mean a crow.
[09:14] dru
And here I was, carelessly and
completely ignorant of all this...
[09:17] dru
Bad Druj! Bad! Bad, bad, bad!
[09:20] jah
Nevertheless, I...
[09:21] dru
You defeated it?!
[09:27] dru
How I would've loved to be there
and behold your victory!
[09:32] dru
I apologize.
[09:34] dru
You needn't say a word.
I understand perfectly.
[09:39] dru
You must have killed it
in such a gruesome manner
[09:41] dru
that its remains were
completely unrecognizable!
[09:44] dru
Your imagination is what's gruesome.
[09:47] jah
However, there wasn't just one of those birds!
[09:51] jah
The beast had its loathsome brood with it.
[09:54] jah
And I exterminated every last one of them!
[09:59] jah
I will save you!
[10:02] dru
How wonderfully brutal!
[10:04] dru
That is how the the Great Jahy
of the Dark Realm does it!
[10:07] dru
How all demons should!
[10:09] dru
I just can't stop tingling!
[10:12] jah
I might have overshot on this one.
[10:15] dru
If only I could have recorded you in action!
[10:18] dru
You must have been a fearsome sight!
[10:22] jah
I'd never let anyone record that!
[10:25] jah
Well, anyway, when I inspected
the bird's nest afterward,
[10:28] jah
I found this huge mana crystal in it.
[10:32] dru
Incredible!
[10:34] jah
I exaggerated quite a bit,
[10:37] jah
but it looks like Druj is
plenty convinced, so whatever.
[10:41] dru
I see. So that's just a small piece of it.
[10:44] dru
The one you acquired
must have been even larger.
[10:49] dru
After all, it came from the nest of a bird
bigger than any monster in the Dark Realm.
[10:53] dru
Even a peon like me can tell
it must be too large to haul around.
[10:58] jah
Huh?
[10:59] dru
We're that much closer to
restoring the Dark Realm now!
[11:02] dru
I knew you could do it, Your Greatness!
[11:04] jah
Y-Yeah...
[11:05] jah
This is the only haul I got...
[11:09] dru
I'm a bit relieved now.
[11:12] dru
When I saw that your form had
changed here in the human world,
[11:16] dru
I was a little worried that
you may have changed inside, as well...
[11:24] dru
But after hearing your story today,
[11:26] dru
I'm sure now that the cruel, ruthless
Great Jahy is alive and well.
[11:32] dru
It's only affirmed for me...
[11:35] dru
that you truly are a paragon
for all the Dark Realm.
[11:38] txt
PANG
[11:41] dru
Compared to you, I haven't collected
nearly enough mana crystals yet.
[11:46] jah
Is that so? It seems to me
that you're working hard.
[11:50] dru
What a kind thing to say!
[11:53] jah
Well, I wouldn't mind giving you some advice.
[11:56] dru
Really?!
[11:57] dru
I've collected so little compared
to you, so it's embarrassing.
[12:03] dru
I've only gathered
a single truckload this month.
[12:06] jah
A whole truckload?!
[12:08] dru
At this rate, reviving the Dark Realm
is but a dream within a dream!
[12:13] jah
So you have more than the ones
on display at your place?
[12:16] dru
Oh, I like the look of those,
so I use them as decorations.
[12:20] jah
Decorations?!
[12:27] dru
Y-Your Greatness?
[12:29] jah
And here I was, rejoicing over
this tiny, pathetic crystal...
[12:35] dru
Your Greatness?!
[12:36] dru
I-I'm so sorry!
[12:37] dru
Because of my incompetence, I've only
collected this puny amount of mana crystals.
[12:42] dru
Your Greatness!
[12:43] dru
Direct your wrath at me! Please! I need it!
[12:47] Sign
Open
[12:50] jah
Why am I even doing this?
[12:53] dru
Your Greatness?
[13:00] dru
May I ask what you are
doing in a place like this?
[13:07] jah
Druj?!
[13:08] jah
Why is she here?!
[13:10] jah
She's the one person
who should never see this!
[13:14] jah
I, the Great Jahy, overlord of all the
Dark Realm, am now working for a human.
[13:20] jah
She absolutely, positively cannot see this!
[13:23] dru
Oh? I see you're wearing an apron today.
[13:27] dru
Pub... Maou?
[13:31] dru
Don't tell me...
[13:32] jah
Indeed. This is my place.
[13:35] dru
I knew it!
[13:37] dru
So you're running a gastronomy business.
[13:39] jah
Well, this is just a small part.
[13:42] jah
Honestly, I wouldn't bother
with such a rundown place,
[13:46] jah
but it's all to gather information
about mana crystals.
[13:51] jah
Additionally, this is a way
to take money from the humans.
[13:57] jah
Ugh, I keep talking without thinking first!
[14:01] dru
You are beyond compare, Your Greatness!
[14:03] dru
You plan not only to lord over the
Dark Realm, but the human world, as well!
[14:10] jah
W-Well, something like that.
[14:12] jah
I need to get her away from here posthaste.
[14:14] dru
Your Greatness, please allow me to study
the inner workings of this place!
[14:20] jah
I-It's a real shame, but we're closed today.
[14:25] dru
Closed?
[14:28] jah
But you can come by some other day!
[14:30] jah
Preferably never!
[14:32] boss
Oh?
[14:33] boss
Do we have a customer?
[14:34] boss
Please come in!
[14:35] jah
Why did you come out?!
[14:37] dru
Oh, no, I'm just...
[14:39] boss
Oh, are you one of Hy-chan's friends?
[14:43] dru
"Hy-chan"?
[14:49] jah
Druj, control your powers!
[14:51] dru
But she called you, the Great Jahy...
[14:55] jah
My name is just too flashy
here in the human world.
[14:58] jah
I ordered her to call me Hy-chan here.
[15:02] dru
I-I see.
[15:04] dru
Do pardon me. My name is Dojima.
[15:06] dru
I am a former underling
of the Great... Hy-chan.
[15:09] boss
My, how polite.
[15:12] boss
I happen to be the own—
[15:13] jah
An employee!
[15:15] jah
Because no matter how you look at her,
she's obviously an employee!
[15:18] boss
What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[15:20] jah
Please! I need you to pretend that I'm the
owner of this place, just for today!
[15:25] boss
Why, though? Lying is bad.
[15:28] jah
Please, I'm begging you!
[15:30] boss
But why? What's the reason?
[15:32] jah
The reason is...
[15:33] dru
Excuse me... What are you two talking about?
[15:37] boss
Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:38] boss
You came all this way, so why not
come in and have something to eat?
[15:41] jah
What?!
[15:43] dru
Is that really all right?
[15:44] jah
I was just telling her to show you the place.
[15:47] dru
Oh, sorry for the bother when you're closed.
[15:51] boss
What? We're not closed today. We're op—
[15:53] jah
Please, just shut up!
[16:00] dru
I've never been in such a
low-brow restaurant before,
[16:04] dru
but the interior is quite charming.
[16:07] jah
It certainly is.
[16:08] boss
Hy-chan, please take her drink order.
[16:13] dru
Did she... just give
the Great Jahy a command?
[16:16] jah
She didn't, she didn't!
She didn't do nothing!
[16:20] jah
I told her before that
she should stay out of it
[16:23] jah
because I would personally take your order.
[16:25] boss
What an absolute honor!
[16:27] boss
Then I'll take a draft beer...
[16:30] jah
One draft beer!
[16:31] jah
This is so exhausting.
[16:34] jah
Here's your draft beer and a snack.
[16:37] dru
The Great Jahy brought this just for me!
[16:42] dru
Thank you so much!
I'm most looking forward to this.
[16:52] dru
Your Greatness...
[16:54] dru
You know, I've sampled many dishes
since coming to the human world,
[17:00] dru
but what you brought me is the
most delicious thing I've ever tasted!
[17:06] jah
Druj...
[17:12] jah
Is that right? Then order up!
Today is my treat.
[17:16] dru
It would be my pleasure and delight.
[17:18] jah
I recommend the fried chicken
and the sweet omelet.
[17:21] jah
The seafood's good, too.
[17:24] dru
It's so good!
[17:27] dru
So good!
[17:29] dru
This is good, too!
[17:33] dru
Your Greatness, these are all delicious!
[17:37] jah
This... isn't so bad.
[17:41] jah
Maybe hearing people talk
like that is really why I work.
[17:47] dru
Thank you for the food!
[17:50] dru
Your Greatness, that was an incredible meal.
[17:53] jah
I'm glad to hear that.
You're welcome anytime.
[17:56] dru
Thank you!
[18:10] boss
Hy-chan.
[18:12] boss
Here's the bill.
[18:15] txt
Special offal stew
[18:15] txt
Total
[18:15] txt
Sales tax
[18:15] txt
Total items
[18:19] boss
I was surprised you offered to treat her.
[18:22] jah
This is three days' pay!
[18:26] Nar
She may have maintained her pride
as the Dark Realm's second-in-command,
[18:29] Nar
but the Great Jahy's wallet
suffered a great blow!
[18:36] jah
She ate so much...
[20:37] txt
The Great Space Pirate Jahy*!!
[20:38] Nar
Space: the last remaining
unclaimed holy ground.
[20:42] Nar
Right now, a fierce battle is
unfolding to take control of it!
[20:48] jah
Fire the Dark Realm energy cannon!
[21:01] jah
Look at that, Druj! Now those
are some pretty fireworks!
[21:05] dru
All hail the Great Jahy!
[21:07] jah
The cosmos belong to me,
Great Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:12] dru
Indeed! You rule the universe!
[21:15] own
Or does she?
[21:23] jah
It's... the landlord from
Planet Craparment!
[21:26] own
Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:28] own
I'm here to collect the rental fee on*
your ship, and today you will pay!
[21:33] dru
How dare you spew this nonsense?!
[21:35] jah
There, there, Druj.
[21:38] jah
What are you talking about?
[21:39] jah
This is certifiably my battleship.
[21:43] own
Trying to pull a fast one on me now?
[21:45] own
It takes gall to be that brazen when you're
months and months behind on payments!
[21:51] own
Pay up!
[21:52] jah
Look, Druj. Space is beautiful today.
[21:55] dru
It truly is, Your Greatness.
[21:57] jah
Well, let's go home and get something to eat.
[21:59] dru
I was thinking we should have
omelet rice tonight, Dark Realm style.
[22:03] jah
Hey, that sounds good.
[22:05] own
All right, I've had about enough!
[22:07] own
Prepare the energy cannon!
[22:12] jah
Druj, warp!
[22:13] dru
Aye!
[22:14] own
You're not getting away!
[22:24] jah
Excellent helmsmanship!
[22:26] dru
You honor me!
[22:28] own
Damn, the fact that it's my
battleship made me hesitate...
[22:32] own
But not again!
[22:33] own
I won't miss this time!
[22:39] dru
This is bad! The previous attack
damaged the warp system!
[22:43] jah
What?
[22:44] dru
Warp drive offline! Warp drive offline!
[22:48] jah
It's coming! Return fire!
[22:50] dru
Aye!
[22:56] jah
Another shot!
[22:59] own
That's my line!
[23:08] boss
Stop this at once!
[23:16] jah
What?!
[23:19] jah
That's...
[23:23] own
The space police!
[23:31] txt
To be continued?!
[23:34] txt
Next Time
[23:34] txt
Saurva Never Slips Up?
E4 - Saurva Never Slips Up?
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[00:01] Saurva
Here in the Dark Realm,
where strength reigns supreme,
[00:04] Saurva
only those with true power
deserve to sit upon the throne.
[00:11] Saurva
That means you don't belong there!
[00:15] Saurva
You're unworthy of being second-in-command!
[00:18] Saurva
I'm the real number 2 around here!
[00:27] Saurva
The time has come...
[00:29] Saurva
for me, the Magnificent Saurva, to defeat
Jahy and rule over the Dark Realm!
[00:52] txt
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:53] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:54] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:54] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:55] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] txt
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:08] txt
Before the Dark Realm fell
[02:09] Saurva
I tried to challenge Jahy for the title
of the Dark Realm's second-in-command
[02:12] titl
Restoration Plan No. 4
Saurva Never Slips Up?
[02:17] Saurva
time...
[02:23] Saurva
and time...
[02:28] Saurva
and time again.
[02:33] Saurva
Every time, misfortune spelled my defeat.
[02:40] Saurva
The true power to rule the Dark Realm
is intellect, and I'm smarter than her.
[02:45] Saurva
Clearly I, the Magnificent Saurva,
elite of the Dark Realm,
[02:47] Saurva
deserve to be second-in-command!
[02:50] Saurva
The collapse of the Dark Realm and our
fall to the human world were unexpected,
[02:54] Saurva
but this is my chance!
[02:56] Saurva
If I defeat Jahy, take her mana
crystal, and restore the Dark Realm,
[03:01] Saurva
I shall be its true ruler!
[03:08] Saurva
I'm prepared so I may
defeat her at any moment.
[03:11] Saurva
I've overlooked nothing!
[03:15] Saurva
All that remains is to find Jahy.
[03:18] Saurva
Now, where are you?
[03:20] Jahy
Hmm? A mana crystal reaction...
[03:25] Saurva
J-J-J-Jahy?!
[03:28] Saurva
I found her already?
[03:32] Saurva
This is the perfect opportunity!
[03:34] Saurva
I'll take her down with one blow from behind.
[03:37] Jahy
Oh? You must be pretty keen
to track me down.
[03:42] Jahy
You want to play that badly?
[03:45] Saurva
She noticed me?!
[03:47] Jahy
Fine, I'll reward you.
[03:51] Saurva
She noticed me and she's still that calm?
[03:54] Saurva
That's the second-in-command for you!
[03:56] Saurva
So she's retained her powers
even in the human world?
[04:00] Jahy
There, there, there.
[04:02] Jahy
I've seen you many times in my smaller form,
[04:05] Jahy
but it's the first we've met like this!
[04:08] Saurva
Be not afraid, Saurva!
[04:09] Saurva
You created the ultimate weapon for this day!
[04:14] Saurva
It took three months' worth
of my magic power to make it...
[04:18] Saurva
My magic amplifying potion!
[04:20] Saurva
When I drink this,
my power increases thirty-fold!
[04:24] Saurva
I'll be able to take out even the
Dark Realm's second-in-command in one hit.
[04:28] Saurva
Hmph.
[04:29] Saurva
You underestimated me, Jahy.
[04:31] Saurva
Today will be your doom!
[04:36] Jahy
Whoops, I'd better get going.
[04:39] Jahy
See ya.
[04:42] Saurva
Huh?
[04:44] Saurva
Hey, wai—
[04:51] Saurva
Ahhh!
[04:53] Saurva
Three months of hard work!
[04:58] Saurva
I found her so soon and everything...
[05:00] Saurva
I can't just go home now.
[05:03] Saurva
D-Do I lick it up?
[05:05] Saurva
But that's...
[05:07] Saurva
It's humiliating!
[05:10] Saurva
Nevertheless...
[05:11] Saurva
Nevertheless!
[05:12] Saurva
I don't have time to think!
[05:15] Saurva
I'll do anything to defeat Jahy!
[05:20] Saurva
I have to lick it up...
[05:23] Saurva
or... I'll never defeat her...
[05:34] Saurva
Huh?!
[05:36] Saurva
D-Dog!
[05:37] Saurva
What're you doing?!
[05:38] Saurva
Hey, you! Don't lick that!
[05:41] Saurva
I-I-I'm telling you to stop!
[05:42] Saurva
Don't do it! No!
[06:01] Saurva
So be it...
[06:03] Saurva
Stupid mutt!
[06:05] Saurva
Go and fetch the girl with the black braid—
[06:13] Saurva
S-Stop!
[06:14] Saurva
You're supposed to attack Jahy, not me!
[06:23] Saurva
Wh-Why is this happening to me?!
[06:26] Guy
What the hell is that?!
[06:28] Guy
A cosplayer is being attacked by a giant dog!
[06:31] Guy
We'll save you!
[06:32] Guy
That's a dog?! Isn't it kinda big?
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[06:36] Woman
Around midday, a girl was attacked
by a giant dog in a residential area.
[06:40] Woman
Thanks to the local youth group,
it was captured without incident.
[06:43] Woman
Police rushed to the scene to investigate...
[06:43] Boss
Wow, that's right around here.
[06:46] Jahy
That's unsettling.
[06:49] Jahy
I feel like I've seen that dog before.
[06:51] Boss
Really? You need to be careful, Hy-chan.
[06:55] Jahy
Ha! Dogs, cats... No animal
stands a chance against my moves.
[07:00] Boss
Goodness me.
[07:15] Saurva
It's done!
[07:16] Saurva
My secret recipe,
the "transform into anything" drop!
[07:19] Saurva
For some reason, she always
had a gaggle of underlings.
[07:23] Saurva
I don't doubt it's the same
here in the human world.
[07:26] Saurva
That being the case...
[07:27] Saurva
I'll take this, turn into Jahy,
and commit blunder after blunder!
[07:33] Guy
Lame.
[07:34] Guy
So uncool.
[07:36] Guy
Jahy sucks now.
[07:38] Guy
What a fall from grace.
[07:40] Saurva
It will ruin her reputation
and leave her completely isolated!
[07:43] Jahy
Jaheek...
[07:46] Saurva
Just you wait, Jahy!
[08:06] Saurva
How do you like that?!
[08:08] Saurva
I look just like Jahy!
[08:11] Saurva
I'm a genius!
[08:16] Saurva
What's with this outfit?!
[08:18] Saurva
It's so breezy upstairs!
[08:20] Saurva
And she walks around like this?
[08:23] Saurva
Is she some kind of pervert?!
[08:26] Landlord
Oh, it's you, Ja-ko.
[08:29] Landlord
Rent's about due again.
[08:31] Landlord
I hope you're prepared to pay.
[08:33] Saurva
Is this one of Jahy's associates?
[08:35] Saurva
Rent?
[08:37] Saurva
Perfect.
[08:38] Saurva
This is just the thing
to ruin her reputation!
[08:42] Saurva
Rent?
[08:43] Saurva
I'll never pay!
[08:44] Landlord
What?
[08:45] Landlord
You scamp... You tryin'
to weasel out of it again?
[08:52] Saurva
Did she say "again"?
[08:54] Saurva
Does Jahy not pay her rent?
[08:58] Saurva
How can she be so evil?!
[09:01] Saurva
Eek, this person is ultra scary!
[09:04] Saurva
But I need to ruin Jahy's reputation!
[09:07] Saurva
I can't let this scare me*!
[09:11] Saurva
I h-have no money to give m-mere humans.
[09:23] Landlord
You've got guts, don't ya?!
[09:33] Saurva
Please take this.
[09:36] Landlord
Oh, what's this?
[09:40] Landlord
You're pretty obedient today.
[09:43] Saurva
Yes, well...
[09:45] Landlord
I'm diggin' it.
[09:47] Landlord
Hope you're as cooperative next month!
[09:51] Saurva
Yes, ma'am...
[09:59] Saurva
She was so terrifying*
that I couldn't even resist.
[10:04] Saurva
But next time, I'm going to
do something so wretched and terrible
[10:07] Saurva
that it will ruin her reputation for sure!
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[10:11] Boss
Oh, Hy-chan! You're early today.
[10:16] Saurva
Is this another of Jahy's associates?
[10:19] Saurva
I've got this one!
[10:21] Boss
What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[10:23] Saurva
N-Nothing's wrong!
[10:26] Boss
Really?
[10:27] Boss
Well, don't stand around out here.
Come inside already.
[10:32] Saurva
Inside?
[10:34] Saurva
Ah, I see! Jahy must be a regular here.
[10:37] Saurva
Armed with this knowledge,
[10:39] Saurva
I'll do something so bad that she'll
never be able to show her face again!
[10:45] Saurva
How do you like that?!
[10:47] Boss
What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[10:49] Saurva
I'll take a grape juice.
[10:51] Saurva
Hmph! I sat on the table.
[10:54] Saurva
Next, I'll skip out on the tab.
[10:56] Saurva
How'd you like that?!
[10:57] Saurva
Talk about trouble!
[11:00] Boss
Oh you, Hy-chan.
[11:03] Saurva
I-It didn't work?
[11:04] Boss
Come now. Stop fooling around
and go get changed.
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[11:09] Guy
Hey, missy, four draft beers over here!
[11:11] Guy
You got room for five, missy?
[11:14] Saurva
Right away! Coming!
[11:16] Saurva
What the...?
[11:19] Saurva
Sorry for the wait.
[11:21] Guy
These seats free, missy?
[11:23] Saurva
Oh, yes! Help yourselves.
[11:25] Saurva
Wh-Why do I have to...
[11:28] kid
This is too hard to eat, Mommy...
[11:32] Saurva
I brought you a kiddie dish, spoon, and fork.
[11:35] mom
Oh, thank you!
[11:37] old
This seat's so hard on these old hips...
[11:40] Saurva
I'll see if we have another chair available!
[11:44] old
Sorry for the hassle.
[11:46] Saurva
Here you go!
[11:48] old
Oh, this is amazing!
[11:56] Saurva
I kinda did good...
[12:01] Boss
Good work, Hy-chan.
[12:04] Saurva
M-Ma'am...
[12:06] Boss
Hy-chan, you really went
above and beyond tonight.
[12:08] Boss
You were very attentive
and our customers were really happy.
[12:13] Saurva
Oh, no, it was nothing...
[12:16] Saurva
Wait!
[12:17] Saurva
Oh, no! I'm helping her reputation!
[12:22] Saurva
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[12:24] Saurva
Why do I always...
[12:26] Boss
What's wrong? Is something weighing on you?
[12:29] Saurva
Oh, um, no...
[12:31] Boss
If there is, come talk to me.
[12:34] Boss
I'll always be here to listen.
[12:37] Saurva
What a nice person!
[12:40] Saurva
Th-Thank you!
[12:44] Saurva
I'll work even harder!
[12:46] Boss
All right, there, there.
You can call it a night.
[12:51] Saurva
Yes, ma'am...
[12:54] Boss
Something was seriously
wrong with Hy-chan today.
[12:57] Boss
Something really bad must have happened.
[12:57] txt
Maou.
[13:04] Saurva
She even gave me food to take home.
[13:06] Saurva
She was so nice.
[13:09] Saurva
I'd like to go see her again when
I'm back to my normal form.
[13:13] Saurva
Wait!
[13:14] Saurva
Come to think of it,
[13:14] Saurva
if Jahy works there,
why didn't she show up tonight?
[13:19] Saurva
Don't tell me this was all part of her trap!
[13:22] Saurva
Did she sense I was coming, and...
[13:24] Saurva
Is she in cahoots with that thug, too?!
[13:28] Saurva
Damn you!
[13:29] Saurva
Jahy!
[13:30] Saurva
I really can't underestimate her!
[13:35] Narrator
Meanwhile, the Great Jahy...
[13:40] Jahy
Huh?!
[13:42] Jahy
What time is it?!
[13:44] Jahy
The boss is gonna ream me!
[13:47] Narrator
She'd totally overslept!
[13:53] Jahy
Remaining funds: 306 yen.
[13:57] Jahy
Food stores: empty.
[14:01] Jahy
One week until payday.
[14:05] Jahy
I'm screwed!
[14:07] Jahy
How am I supposed to live on 306 yen?
[14:11] Jahy
How did it come to this?
[14:13] Jahy
I had to cover the costs
to find that mana crystal
[14:17] Jahy
and to protect my honor.
[14:19] Jahy
Then I treated myself as a reward.
[14:21] (Flashback) Jahy
Yay, since I found a mana crystal,
I'll splurge on some meat!
[14:26] Jahy
All unavoidable expenses...
[14:29] Jahy
I didn't do anything wrong!
[14:33] Narrator
The Great Jahy showed no sign of repentance.
[14:36] Jahy
But at this rate, before I find more mana
crystals and restore the Dark Realm,
[14:42] Jahy
I, the Dark Realm's second-in-command, will...
[14:44] Jahy
starve to death in the human world!
[14:46] bone
Jaheek!
[14:48] Jahy
I won't stand for that!
[14:50] Jahy
But I can only stay in my normal
form for a limited amount of time,
[14:54] Jahy
and I can't pick up more shifts at work
since I need time to find mana crystals.
[14:59] Jahy
What am I supposed to do?!
[15:01] Jahy
I want to get money without working!
[15:06] Jahy
That's it.
[15:07] Jahy
I just need to get money without working...
[15:10] Jahy
Not yet!
[15:11] Jahy
I won't be defeated just yet!
[15:13] Jahy
There must be a way to get easy money!
[15:16] Jahy
Time for some intel gathering!
[15:20] voice
Welcome!
[15:23] voice
Special sale today!
[15:25] voice
Step right up!
[15:26] voice
Just try a sample!
[15:28] voice
It's cheap!
[15:30] Jahy
As I suspected,
it's quite lively here at this hour.
[15:36] Jahy
With this many people around,
surely there's a way...
[15:40] Guy
Freshly fried croquettes!
[15:42] Guy
How about it?
[15:45] Jahy
...to make easy money!
[15:48] Guy
Thank you so much!
[15:50] Jahy
My precious 100 yen!
[15:53] Narrator
Remaining funds: 206 yen!
[15:56] Jahy
Damn you, deli guy!
[15:56] Guy
Here you go.
[15:57] Jahy
Spreading those good smells all over!
[15:58] Guy
Thank you very much!
[16:02] Jahy
Shit! It's delicious!
[16:04] Jahy
Ugh, the shopping district
is a terrifying place.
[16:08] Jahy
I came looking for a way to make money,
and I ended up spending money.
[16:13] Jahy
Talk about mission failure!
[16:18] Jahy
Hey, lady! You there!
[16:21] Jahy
You know an easy way to make money?
[16:23] Woman
Huh? If you've got one, tell me.
[16:27] Jahy
What? Man, you're useless.
[16:31] Woman
So, what'll it be?
[16:33] Jahy
One tsukune skewer.
[16:34] Woman
Here you go!
[16:41] Jahy
Shit! How did this happen?!
[16:46] Jahy
It's delicious...
[16:47] Narrator
Remaining funds: 106 yen!
[16:50] Jahy
No, no, no!
[16:51] Jahy
I came here to turn my 306, my 206...
my 106 yen into more money!
[16:59] Jahy
I aim to restore the Dark Realm.
[17:02] Jahy
I will not be controlled by my desires!
[17:07] Jahy
Hey! You there!
[17:08] Jahy
How do you make easy—
[17:09] Guy
One meat bun, please.
[17:11] Guy
Coming right up! Just the one?
[17:14] Jahy
Hey, I was talking to you!
[17:15] Guy
Sorry. Just a moment, little one.
[17:18] Jahy
How dare you?!
[17:19] Jahy
I'm busy, so hurry it up!
[17:21] Guy
Come again!
[17:22] Guy
Thanks.
[17:28] Guy
Come again!
[17:47] Jahy
Goodbye...
[17:50] Jahy
100 yen!
[17:55] Guy
That good, huh?
[18:00] Jahy
Six yen...
[18:02] Jahy
It's all over finally.
[18:05] Jahy
I supposedly came here
to make money, to live...
[18:09] Jahy
If this is how it was going to turn out,
I never should have come!
[18:13] Jahy
Am I fated to fade into obscurity
and die with this measly six yen?
[18:18] Jahy
Damn it...
[18:20] Jahy
Damn it!
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[18:26] Jahy
Welcohhme...
[18:28] Jahy
Here is your beer.
[18:31] Guy
I didn't order any. And that's empty.
[18:34] Boss
Hy-chan, you seem tired.
[18:36] Boss
Are you eating properly?
[18:41] Boss
What?! You only have six yen?
[18:44] Boss
You have to plan how to
spend your money, Hy-chan.
[18:47] Jahy
I know that!
[18:49] Jahy
This is all part of the plan.
[18:52] Jahy
If I still had that 300 yen, I wouldn't
have to tell the boss about this.
[18:57] Boss
But six yen isn't worth anything, is it?
[19:01] Jahy
O-Of course it is!
[19:03] Jahy
Those who scoff at pocket change
will end up crying for pocket change!
[19:08] Boss
You're right. Money is important.
[19:11] Boss
We can't waste even a single yen.
[19:15] Jahy
Of course.
[19:16] Jahy
I d-didn't waste...
[19:19] Jahy
...any? That's not exactly true.
[19:20] Jahy
How could I have been so foolish?!
[19:24] Boss
If you had said something, I would
have let you have your salary early.
[19:28] Jahy
Y-You really mean it?
[19:31] Boss
Yup. Just this once.
[19:44] Boss
My, my.
[19:46] Narrator
The Great Jahy managed to scrape by somehow.
[19:50] Boss
There, there.
[21:22] Jahy
Ten minutes until my deadline.
[21:24] Jahy
This is bad. Real bad.
[21:26] Jahy
I need to finish drawing this no matter what!
[21:28] Jahy
Hey, aren't you done yet?!
[21:30] Druj
I'm sorry! Not quite!
[21:32] Jahy
Tch! Damn worthless assistant!
[21:34] Jahy
Even if I needed the help,
I shouldn't have hired you.
[21:39] Druj
I-I'm so very sorry!
I promise to be of more use!
[21:50] Druj
Hello?
[21:51] Druj
Yes.
[21:52] Druj
Oh, Jahy-sensei is currently...
[21:55] txt
I'm not here!!
[21:57] Druj
unfortunately not in.
[22:00] Druj
You can say what you want,
but if she's not here, she's not here!
[22:04] Jahy
Who was that?
[22:06] Druj
No idea. They had a very rude tone
and kept demanding that I put you on.
[22:11] Druj
I assume it was some unimportant cold-caller.
[22:14] Jahy
Y-You don't say...
[22:17] Landlord
You got some guts,
pretendin' not to be home with me.
[22:23] Druj
What's your problem?
[22:25] Jahy
Stay back. She's out of your league.
[22:29] Druj
But...
[22:31] Landlord
Five minutes left.
[22:33] Landlord
You do know what'll happen
if you don't finish?
[22:37] Jahy
Yes! You don't have to tell me!
[22:38] Jahy
But I need at least—
[22:39] Landlord
Don't mess with me!
[22:40] Landlord
Month after month, you make me
wait until the last second!
[22:43] Landlord
Finish drawin' already!
[22:45] Jahy
Impossible! Just impossible!
[22:45] shirt
Deadline
[22:47] Jahy
The creative process is delicate!
[22:49] Jahy
You're dead wrong if you think an artist
can just pick up a pen and draw!
[22:53] Landlord
You punk.
[22:56] Landlord
It'll be dropped.
[22:58] Landlord
The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
won't be featured this month.
[23:03] Landlord
If you don't want that, then draw. Now!
[23:07] Druj
I finished my part over here!
[23:10] Landlord
One more minute!
[23:11] Jahy
Shut up! Let me focus!
[23:13] Jahy
I just need to fine tune this...
[23:17] Jahy
Okay.
[23:18] Jahy
It's done!
[23:20] Druj
Good work!
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
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SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[00:03] Jah
And here are your extra-large beers.
[00:05] Guy
Can I order something else?
[00:06] Jah
Go right ahead.
[00:07] Guy
One order of fried chicken, one broiled pork
with green onions, and two potato salads.
[00:12] Jah
So that's one fried chicken, one green
onion pork, and two potato salads.
[00:16] Jah
Got it!
[00:17] Guys
We'd like to close our tab, please!
[00:19] Jah
Sure! I'll be right with you.
[00:21] Jah
That'll be 3,850 yen.
[00:23] Guys
Card, please.
[00:24] Jah
Certainly. Here we go.
[00:29] Jah
Thank you very much! Hope you'll come again!
[00:32] Boss
You've really gotten the
hang of this, Hy-chan.
[00:34] Boss
Maybe I should make you a shift lead.
[00:37] Jah
A shift lead? What is that?
[00:41] Boss
It's the employee with the most power.
[00:47] Jah
The most power...?
[00:50] Jah
That sounds good.
[00:55] Boss
But I guess you're the only
employee here anyway, huh?
[01:14] txt
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[01:15] txt
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[01:16] txt
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[01:17] txt
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[01:18] txt
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[02:30] titl
Restoration Plan No. 5
The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
[02:35] Jah
I'm exhausted.
[02:38] Jah
Even though I'm getting used to this...
[02:41] Jah
Wait, no.
[02:41] Jah
My job at the pub is just a means to an end!
[02:44] Jah
I have no choice if I want to gather
the mana crystals scattered across the land.
[02:49] Jah
I needn't grow accustomed to this life.
[02:52] Jah
I mustn't, I mustn't.
[02:53] Guy
Hey. You there.
[02:56] Guy
Could I ask you a few questions?
[02:58] Guy
I got a report about a strangely
dressed character walking around.
[03:03] Guy
Would you mind telling me
what you're doing here?
[03:09] Guy
Hey, don't run!
[03:11] Jah
Yeah, right!
[03:12] Jah
I haven't forgotten your pompous attitude
[03:15] Jah
from the many times you've caught me before!
[03:21] (Flashback) Jah
Maybe there are mana crystals in here...
[03:27] (Flashback) Guy
Are you okay?
[03:29] (Flashback) Guy
That's dangerous, you know?
[03:31] (Flashback) Guy
Can you tell me your name?
[03:33] (Flashback) Jah
None of your business!
[03:36] (Flashback) Guy
Why don't we contact your parents, okay?
[03:45] (Flashback) Jah
Could that be... a mana crystal?
[03:51] (Flashback) Guy
Hey, you!
[03:54] (Flashback) Guy
What are you doing here?
[03:56] (Flashback) Jah
None of your business!
[03:59] (Flashback) Guy
Why don't we talk about it at the station?
[04:01] Sign
Police Station
[04:02] Jah
Last time he caught me, not only
was I detained for ages...
[04:08] (Flashback) Girl
Hey. Don't go causing trouble.
[04:10] (Flashback) Jah
Don't touch me!
[04:12] (Flashback) Boss
We are so sorry for any
disturbance she's caused.
[04:14] Jah
I was also subjected to the humiliation
of being picked up by my boss and landlord!
[04:18] Jah
Hell if I'm doing that again!
[04:20] Guy
Hey, wait!
[04:22] Jah
You're not catching me today!
[04:31] Guy
Why did you run away?
[04:33] Jah
I'm really tired.
[04:35] Jah
I just wanted to get home and go to sleep.
[04:38] Jah
That's the only reason!
[04:39] Guy
But you were literally sprinting full tilt.
[04:42] Jah
Because you were chasing me!
[04:43] Jah
Anyway, using a bike against
a pedestrian is unfair!
[04:47] Guy
Well, for now, I'm going
to contact your guardians.
[04:51] land
You're dead if you get caught again.
[04:56] Jah
Please! Just don't call my landlord!
[05:01] Jah
The boss! My boss is okay, though!
[05:04] Guy
Your boss, then...
Could you give me their contact info?
[05:07] Guy
Oh, excuse me a moment.
[05:10] Guy
Yes?
[05:11] Guy
Indeed, I've detained the suspicious
character that was reported earlier.
[05:15] Guy
She's got dark hair
and is wearing a revealing outfit...
[05:19] Guy
What? A different description?
[05:21] Guy
Someone with light, soft, voluminous hair?
[05:25] Guy
With ribbons?
[05:27] Guy
Dressed like a magical girl?
[05:30] Guy
And they were just spotted? In the park?
[05:33] Jah
I can't believe it.
[05:34] Jah
The magical girl is here...
in the human world?
[05:38] Jah
She appeared out of nowhere,
[05:39] Jah
destroyed the Dark Lord's mana crystal,
[05:42] Jah
and brought ruin upon the Dark Realm!
[05:44] Jah
She's the reason I have
to endure all this. It's her fault!
[05:49] Jah
She's my sworn enemy.
[05:50] Jah
I never expected to hear
she was in a place like this...
[05:54] Jah
You must apprehend her at once!
[05:57] Guy
You know her?
[05:58] Jah
Know her?!
[06:00] Jah
She's the one who ruined my home world!
[06:02] Guy
Huh?
[06:04] Guy
What are you talking about?
[06:05] Jah
Damn it!
[06:07] Jah
This guy doesn't understand anything!
[06:09] Jah
I'm going to go catch her myself!
[06:12] guy
Hey, you! Wait!
[06:15] Jah
Curse you, magical girl!
[06:17] Jah
I'm going to catch you with my own hands
[06:19] Jah
and have my revenge for what
you did in the Dark Realm!
[06:30] Jah
There she is!
[06:32] Jah
I've found you at last.
[06:34] Jah
Now you shall pay for what you did to the
Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[06:39] Jah
Prepare to meet your destiny!
[06:42] Pink
Pyrica Pumple magical power!
[06:49] Jah
Who the hell are you?!
[06:59] Guy
Um... So what's your name?
[07:02] Pink
Magic Girl Miracle Pipin!
[07:05] Guy
And where do you live?
[07:07] Pink
On Twinkle Little Star.
[07:11] Guy
And may I see some identification?
[07:20] Guy
So you don't live around here, huh?
[07:23] Pink
I'm on my way home from work.
[07:25] Guy
And what do you do?
[07:26] Pink
I'm a math teacher.
[07:29] Guy
Aren't you cold dressed like that?
[07:32] Pink
A little.
[07:43] Boss
Thank you so much. We really owe you.
[07:46] Guy
Oh, no, not at all!
[07:48] Guy
Wait, she shrunk?
[07:50] Boss
Come on, Hy-chan.
Don't you have something to say?
[07:52] Jah
The magical girl... had... a beard...
[07:57] Boss
Hy-chan?
[07:58] Guy
She had an encounter
with a strange character earlier.
[08:01] Bos
Oh, my.
[08:02] Land
C'mon. We're going home.
[08:04] Land
Noogie. Noogie, noogie. Noogie.
[08:08] Jah
D-Damn it!
[08:10] Jah
That cursed magical girl!
[08:19] Jah
Who's that?
[08:20] Jah
I've gotta get to work.
[08:28] Jah
What's with the outfit?
[08:30] Land
What's it look like?
[08:32] Land
I've got a cold.
[08:35] Land
The pub is closed today 'cause my sister
is completely useless since she's sick, too.
[08:40] Land
Honestly, though, get a
freakin' cell phone already.
[08:42] Land
I have to come over here to tell
you every little thing myself.
[08:50] Land
What?
[08:53] Jah
Weakling. You really are such a weakling.
[08:56] Jah
A cold? A cold? A cold?!
[09:00] Jah
You look like crap!
[09:02] Land
You little...
[09:04] Jah
A mere cold debilitates you!
[09:06] Jah
That's humans for you.
[09:08] Jah
This is what you get for making
a fool of me all the time.
[09:11] Jah
You'd better go lie in bed
and think about what you've done.
[09:14] Land
It's from the weather changing.
[09:16] Land
It got cold all of a sudden,
[09:18] Land
so you're going to get sick too if
you keep walking around like that.
[09:22] Land
Same with the lone T-shirt
you wear as a li'l squirt.
[09:26] Land
I swear you're gonna catch cold.
[09:29] Jah
I'm gonna catch cold?
[09:31] Jah
I think not, moron!
[09:37] Jah
Me? Sick?
[09:44] Jah
My throat hurts so bad.
[09:46] Jah
Maybe it's not pain...
[09:48] Jah
It feels like the whole thing
is completely dried up!
[09:51] Jah
Could I have been poisoned?
[09:53] Jah
No. I didn't go out at all yesterday.
[09:57] Jah
There's no way that could've happened.
[10:01] Jah
Could this be... a cold?
[10:03] Jah
Have I actually gotten sick?
[10:08] Jah
People fell ill in the Dark Realm,
but never me.
[10:14] (Flashback) Guy
I have a cold. I'm so sorry.
[10:16] (Flashback) Guy2
So terribly sorry!
[10:17] (Flashback) Jah
You're all a disgrace!
[10:21] Jah
Only those with weak
magic powers catch colds.
[10:26] Jah
Is this because mine have weakened?
[10:28] Jah
No... Was the landlord right?
Is this because of how I dress?
[10:35] Jah
Ah, crap.
[10:37] Jah
My head feels all funny, too.
[10:39] Jah
Why don't I go back to bed?
[10:41] Jah
Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up.
[10:45] Jah
The ceiling looks higher than normal...
[10:49] Jah
Why did I have to catch a cold
in the human world?
[10:54] Jah
Everything was going so well
for me in the Dark Realm.
[10:59] Jah
I had all the magic power
and authority I could want,
[11:02] Jah
lots of underlings who adored me,
[11:05] Jah
and the Dark Lord, too...
[11:07] Jah
But now? No magic powers.
No authority. And I'm all alone.
[11:12] nar
The Great Jahy was mentally
weakened as well.
[11:16] Jah
Who would follow me in this compromised state?
[11:19] Jah
I bet if Druj saw me like this,
[11:24] Jah
she'd abandon me, too.
[11:27] Dru
I'm so disillusioned.
[11:34] Jah
Can I really restore the Dark Realm?
[11:39] Jah
With no power?
[11:41] Jah
In this form?
[11:43] Jah
My throat hurts.
[11:45] Jah
This is so hard.
[11:47] Jah
Someone...
[11:50] Jah
Someone...
[11:57] Jah
Someone...
[12:05] Boss
Did I wake you up?
[12:07] Boss
The rice porridge will be done soon.
[12:10] Boss
I'm sorry for barging in like this.
[12:12] Boss
Ryou-chan knocked and knocked,
but there was no answer.
[12:17] Boss
I was worried, so I used the
spare key and let myself in.
[12:24] Boss
Here you go.
[12:26] Boss
Eat up before it gets cold.
[12:29] Jah
Why... Why would you do all this for me?
[12:34] Boss
Because it gets lonely all by yourself.
[12:37] Boss
It's hard when you've got a cold.
[12:39] Boss
Here. Say "ah!"
[12:52] Boss
There, there.
[12:54] Boss
You had a rough time, didn't you?
[12:56] Boss
You're all right. You'll be better soon.
[12:59] Land
What's this? You cryin', Ja-ko?
[13:02] Jah
I am not!
[13:04] Jah
And how dare you?! You infected me!
[13:06] Land
Gross. Finish eating
before you run your mouth.
[13:11] Land
Here. Medicine and some
stuff for your throat.
[13:15] Land
Finish your food, take this, and sleep.
[13:18] Land
Also, make sure you stay hydrated.
[13:20] Jah
Taking pity on me...
[13:22] Jah
What are they plotting?!
[13:25] Land
You look like a boiled octopus!
[13:28] Land
What a mess!
[13:29] Boss
Oh, Ryou-chan. You shouldn't say that.
[13:33] Land
That's what she gets
for lettin' me have it earlier.
[13:36] Jah
You! Come to laugh at me, did you?!
[13:38] Jah
Go home!
[13:39] Jah
You got what you came for, so beat it!
[13:42] Land
All right, all right.
[13:45] Land
Just make sure you pay your
rent once you're better.
[13:50] Boss
Hy-chan, make sure to keep warm and rest.
[13:53] Boss
I'll bring you some hand-me-downs
next time, so bundle up properly.
[13:57] Boss
It's getting colder.
[14:05] Boss
I left some jelly and
lunch for you in the fridge.
[14:09] Boss
Make sure to eat it
and take your medicine afterward.
[14:12] Boss
I'll come check on you again soon.
[14:14] Jah
Okay, okay.
[14:19] Jah
Jeez.
[14:22] Jah
They're so weird.
[14:27] Jah
Again?!
[14:32] Jah
Well? Did you forget something?
[14:39] Jah
The magical girl?
[14:43] Jah
What's she doing at my dwelling?
[14:45] Jah
And was she always so huge...?
[14:48] Mag
Sorry to intrude.
[14:50] Mag
Do you live here, little one?
[14:53] Mag
She doesn't realize it's me?
[14:55] Mag
Then this is my chance for a surprise attack!
[14:57] Mag
I've found you at last.
[14:59] Mag
Now you shall pay for what you did to the
Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[15:04] Mag
Prepare to meet your destiny!
[15:14] Mag
What just happened?!
[15:16] Mag
Are you okay, kid?!
[15:17] Jah
Leave me alone!
[15:18] Jah
Stay back! Stay back, I say!
[15:24] Jah
How is she so strong?
[15:26] Mag
Have no fear. I am on your side.
[15:31] Mag
That mana crystal...
[15:32] Mag
Would you let me have it?
[15:37] Jah
She'll take the crystal.
[15:40] Jah
Everyone will be turn their backs on me.
[15:42] ske
Jaheek...
[15:43] Jah
In other words... I'm doomed.
[15:46] Jah
M-My future!
[15:50] mag
Now, please hand over the crystal.
[15:53] Jah
N-Never!
[15:55] mag
Then you leave me no choice.
[16:00] Land
Damn. Always forgetting something...
[16:06] Land
What's wrong, Ja-ko?!
[16:08] Jah
My mana crystal!
[16:10] Land
Hey! The hell are you doin' to her?!
[16:14] Mag
Saving her.
[16:15] Land
You mean robbing her?!
[16:17] Land
Talk about a suspicious-lookin' character!
[16:20] Mag
S-Suspicious?!
[16:21] Mag
Clearly, I'm c-cute!
[16:24] Land
It's so messed up that you're assaultin'
a little girl dressed like that!
[16:27] Jah
Little girl?
[16:28] Jah
I'm not... a little girl...
[16:30] Land
Hello? Is this the police?
[16:32] Mag
The police? You don't need to call them.
[16:35] Mag
For I am a magical girl of justice!
[16:38] Mag
I protect people from the terrible
calamities the mana crystals cause!
[16:49] Mag
We'll meet again!
[16:50] Land
Don't ever come here again!
[16:55] Land
What's her damage?
[16:58] Land
You okay, Ja-ko?
[17:01] Jah
I c-could have defeated her...
a-all by myself...
[17:06] Jah
I wasn't s-scared. Not one bit.
[17:10] Jah
I was terrified!
[17:12] Jah
I thought I was going to die.
[17:14] Jah
I thought she'd take my mana crystal.
[17:17] Land
Ah, jeez...
[17:22] Land
Upsy-daisy.
[17:24] Land
Damn, you're on fire.
[17:26] Land
I think your fever went up.
[17:28] Jah
Unhand me!
[17:30] Jah
I can walk by my...
[17:32] Land
She's not going to come back,
so get some rest for real this time.
[17:40] Jah
She really won't come back?
[17:42] Land
Nah, she's gone.
[17:44] Land
I'll stand guard, so you focus
on kicking this cold.
[18:05] Jah
Eat this!
[18:10] Jah
Hey!
[18:11] Jah
Get ready to taste my revenge!
[18:12] Jah
For the Dark Lord! For shattering
the mana crystal! For everything!
[18:17] Nar
In her dreams, the Great Jahy
beat the magical girl to a pulp!
[18:28] Land
Her little sleeping face...
looks downright evil.
[20:12] ann
The strongest wrestler!
[20:13] ann
The Butcher of the Ring!
[20:14] ann
It's the savage rent collector,
Deadly Landlord!
[20:19] ann
And her opponent tonight
is a complete unknown to us.
[20:24] ann
Her birthplace? A mystery!
Her affiliation? A mystery!
[20:27] ann
Only her slogan, "Restore the
Dark Realm," waves as she walks!
[20:32] ann
The Dark Realm's second-in-command,
the Great Jahy,
[20:36] ann
makes a grandiose entrance!
[20:43] txt
Thirty-Minute Single Point Match
[20:43] txt
JAHY
[20:43] txt
LANDLORD
[20:44] ann
It's the landlord against Jahy!
[20:46] ann
We've seen this match-up again and again,
but it always ends in a draw!
[20:50] ann
Neither of them gives an inch!
[20:52] ann
Will we finally see a victor today?!
[21:03] land
Pay your rent.
[21:05] jah
No. Never.
[21:07] ann
Oh, and the hostilities begin!
[21:10] ann
The bell for the battle between
these beasts has just rung!
[21:15] land
Pay your rent!
[21:17] jah
Never!
[21:20] ann
Say what you want, but the landlord is the
righteous superstar of Queen's Real Estate!
[21:24] ann
On the other side, we have Jahy,
[21:25] ann
whose "If I can't pay, I can't pay"
refusal has her up against a wall!
[21:28] ann
Just how much is she holding out on us?!
[21:30] land
Today you will...
[21:31] jah
Today I won't...
[21:33] land
Pay your rent!
[21:34] jah
Even if I could,
[21:35] jah
I never would!
[21:39] ann
The Deadly Landlord strikes first!
[21:41] ann
It's an instant cobra twist!
Behold the power of a landlord!
[21:44] ann
You can hear the hellish roar
of a rent collector!
[21:48] lan
Pay up, pay up, pay up!
[21:50] jah
Never, never, never!
[21:52] ann
She breaks free of the cobra twist!
[21:55] ann
And... immediately counterattacks!
[21:58] ann
Behold the power of the broke!
[21:59] ann
It's Jahy's Rage Llave! Llave! Llave!
[22:03] ann
I'll never pay!
[22:06] ann
Unbelievable! Landlord escaped the llave!
[22:07] ann
Right into a sleeper hold!
[22:10] lan
Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!
[22:13] jah
Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never!
[22:20] ann
Oh, she threw her into the ropes!
[22:22] lan
Pay your rent!
[22:24] ann
And she comes back with a lariat!
[22:27] ann
An incredible back-and-forth!
[22:28] ann
No, a clash of wills!
[22:30] jah
I told you I won't do it!
[22:33] lan
That all you got?
[22:35] lan
Just cough it up!
[22:38] jah
I told you! I refuse!
[22:41] ann
Pro wrestling at its finest!
[22:42] ann
This is pro wrestling!
[22:44] ann**
Never dodge a blow!
[22:45] ann
Take a hit and return it!
[22:46] ann
It's a harmony of trust and violence!
[22:49] ann
How will this fated battle turn out?!
[22:53] lan
Seriously, enough is enough!
[22:56] jah
O-Over my dead body! Never!
[23:04] ann
Another tie!
[23:06] ann
How many more times will the
conclusion be postponed?!
[23:08] ann
We're in tears over this predictable
outcome we all wanted!
[23:12] jah
You've gotten better.
[23:14] lan
You, too, Ja-ko.
[23:19] lan
Pay your rent!
[23:20] jah
Never!
[23:21] txt
Commentator
[23:21] txt
Announcer
[23:21] ann
So, any word from our commentator, Boss?
[23:27] lan
Pay up!
[23:27] jah
Never!
[23:28] lan
Pay up!
[23:28] jah
Never!
[23:29] lan
Pay up!
[23:29] jah
Never!
[23:29] lan
Pay up!
[23:30] jah
Never!
[23:30] ann
We're out of time. Tune in again next week.
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
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[00:01] Nar
As the Dark Realm's Number 2,
Jahy-sama is the strongest,
[00:06] Nar
most ruthless, most feared entity...
[00:11] Nar
or was.
[00:24] jah
Freaking... Magical Girl!
[00:42] txt
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[01:58] ---
Restoration Plan No. 6
The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
[02:01] Jah
All this time, I've been collecting the
mana crystals to restore the Dark Realm.
[02:06] Jah
But now that she showed
up, everything changed!
[02:18] Jah
It's not just about collecting
the mana crystals anymore.
[02:20] Jah
I also have to keep them safe from her.
[02:24] Jah
W-Well, the other time I was just
in bad shape because of my cold!
[02:29] Jah
I'm not afraid of her!
[02:30] Man
Maho—
[02:33] Jah
Magical Girl?!
[02:37] Girl
...chan, you're so amazing!
[02:38] Girl2
What? No, I'm not that great.
[02:46] Jah
Sheesh, get a different name!
[02:48] Wom
Maho—
[02:50] Wom
Mahogany!
[02:52] Wom
If it's wooden furniture,
it's got to be mahogany.
[02:59] Jah
Now it's just getting weird!
[03:01] Old
Maho...
[03:02] Old
Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:06] Old
Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:10] Jah
Stop scaring me!
[03:14] Jah
What are you so freaked out about?
[03:16] Jah
The Magical Girl is nothing!
[03:18] Jah
I'm not scared of her!
[03:19] Jah
In fact, she can come at me anytime!
[03:21] Jah
I won't run or hide!
[03:23] Girl
Magical Girl!
[03:24] Girl
That's Gyua Bravo from
Hagyutto Gyua Gyua, right?!
[03:27] Girl2
She is the Magical Girl.
[03:32] Jah
A different Magical Girl, then.
[03:34] Jah
Phew.
[03:36] Jah
No, I need to stop!
[03:37] Jah
Why am I relieved?!
[03:40] Girl
Oh, a dog god!
[03:42] Girl2
What's a dog god?
[03:43] Girl
You don't know?
[03:45] Girl
Well, it's when a family...
[03:46] Girl
Uh huh...
[03:47] Jah
If anything, this is a good thing!
[03:50] Jah
This time I can get her back
for destroying the Dark Realm.
[03:53] Jah
That's it!
[03:54] Jah
Next time I'll use this mana
crystal to return to my true form
[03:57] Jah
and challenge her to the next round!
[03:58] Jah
And then I'll beat her black and blue;
[04:01] Jah
I'll make her tremble in fear and terror!
[04:04] Jah
I'll make her rue the day
she ever stood against me.
[04:10] Girl
So, did you see the Magical Girl?
[04:17] Jah
Magical Girl is scary! She's so scary!
[04:19] Jah
I lied, she's scary!
[04:21] Girl2
You mean, that old guy who does cosplay?
[04:22] Girl
Yeah! He's so muscular!
[04:25] Girl2
His beard was amazing!
[04:27] Both
Right?!
[04:35] (Flashback) Guy
Pyrica Pumple Magical Power!
[04:38] Jah
That bearded one from the other day!
[04:40] Jah
Not you again!
[04:46] Jah
Now that I'm all calmed down, I'm hungry.
[04:57] Jah
Where's the... mana crystal?
[04:59] Jah
Did I drop it? Did I lose it?
[05:02] Jah
But that's...
[05:03] Jah
Without it I can't restore the
Dark Realm or defeat Magical Girl...
[05:11] Man
Hy-chan?
[05:12] Man
I knew that was you.
[05:14] Man
You dropped your mana crystal.
[05:23] Jah
I'm so relieved!
[05:25] Jah
Oh, my heart can't take any more...
[05:27] Jah
Thank you, thank you.
[05:29] Man
Are you all right?
[05:31] Man
I was worried.
[05:32] Man
I heard that you've been really
terrified since that incident.
[05:38] Jah
T-T-T-Terrified? Never!
[05:41] Jah
I really, really, really... wasn't, though!
[05:45] Jah
Even when I was assaulted by the
one who destroyed the Dark Realm,
[05:49] Jah
almost had my mana crystal taken
from me with her overwhelming power,
[05:52] Jah
I was never scared!
[05:56] Man
Don't bottle it all up inside, Hy-chan.
[06:00] Man
Maybe we're not able to be of much help,
[06:03] Man
but you can always come to us, you know?
[06:12] Jah
Boss...
[06:13] Jah
In the Dark Realm,
[06:16] Jah
I clawed my way up to Number 2 all
by myself. Everyone feared me.
[06:20] Jah
But ever since I've fallen
into the human world...
[06:26] Jah
I've been a mess.
[06:29] Jah
This is why I've not made it further.
[06:33] Jah
I won't depend on you!
[06:36] Jah
Mind your own business!
[06:39] Man
Hy-chan, wait!
[06:41] Man
Hy-chan, don't go!
[06:44] Man
Hy-chan...
[06:47] Man
You really should take a bath right away.
[06:50] Man
You smell like hot garbage!
[06:52] Jah
Mind your own business!
[06:54] Man
No more wearing trash cans.
[06:56] Jah
I know that!
[07:02] Jah
Sniff, sniff.
[07:15] Jah
A mana crystal!
[07:17] Jah
Finally!
[07:18] Jah
I finally found one!
[07:20] Jah
With that one, I won't need
to be scared of Magical Girl.
[07:23] Jah
I'll be one step closer to
restoring the Dark Realm!
[07:26] Jah
Even better, some weak-looking
girl is holding it!
[07:29] Jah
This is my lucky day!
[07:32] Jah
Hey! You there, girl!
[07:33] Jah
That mana crystal isn't for the
likes of a puny human like you.
[07:38] Jah
You'd do best to present it to me!
[07:43] Kyou
You're...
[07:45] Kyou
You came to me.
[07:49] Kyou
It's so great, this is so much easier.
[07:55] Jah
What are you talking about?
[07:57] Kyou
It's no surprise that you didn't notice.
[08:00] Kyou
I don't really like
transforming in town, but...
[08:05] Kyou
What about now?
[08:13] Jah
M-Magical Girl?!
[08:17] Mag
So, this time, can I have that mana crystal?
[08:24] Jah
It's over!
[08:26] Mag
Let me...
[08:30] Mag
have it...!
[08:44] Mag
The mana crystal!
[08:52] Voice
Oh, my hand slipped!
[08:59] Mag
Give it... here...
[09:10] Jah
Haha!
[09:12] Jah
You weren't much, now were you?
[09:15] Jah
So I guess the Magical Girl was
nothing but an ordinary human!
[09:18] Jah
Nothing to be scared of.
She's no enemy of mi—
[09:22] Mag
Do not worry!
[09:23] Mag
I'm just fine!
[09:27] Mag
I've trained so I won't
succumb to misfortune!
[09:30] Jah
Is that really something you can train for?
[09:32] Mag
Right now, I've spared someone
misfortune by bearing it myself.
[09:38] Mag
Just thinking about it...
[09:41] Mag
makes me tingle!
[09:43] Jah
I don't want to know that?!
[09:45] Mag
Come now, give me that mana crystal, too!
[09:48] Jah
Fool!
[09:49] Jah
If you hold more mana crystals,
[09:51] Jah
great misfortune will befall even you!
[09:52] Mag
I don't care!
[09:54] Mag
I'll shoulder all the misfortune!
[09:56] Mag
Let me have it!
[09:59] Jah
She's really broken!
[10:02] Jah
Let go! Let go!
[10:04] Jah
If you don't stop, you'll di—
[10:06] Mag
Not enough! More! Bring it!
[10:14] Voi
My hand slipped again!
[10:18] Voi
And again...
[10:34] ---
Poke... Poke, poke.
[10:45] Jah
So did I... win?
[10:55] Jah
You freaked me out!
[10:56] Jah
Revenge for the Dark Realm!
[10:58] Jah
Revenge for the Demon King!
[11:00] Jah
Take that!
[11:03] Jah
How is it? This is how terrifying I am!
[11:05] Jah
Did you learn your lesson?!
[11:07] Jah
That's what you get for underestimating
the mana crystal's misfortune!
[11:13] Jah
Huh?
[11:34] Mag
You're the one underestimating me.
[11:36] Mag
This is amount of misfortune is nothing!
[11:39] Jah
What the...
[11:43] Jah
Oh! My mana crystal!
[11:45] Mag
Nobody is more familiar with the
mana crystal's misfortune than me.
[11:49] Mag
I'll take on this mana crystal, as well!
[11:52] Mag
Farewell!
[12:00] Jah
This... can't be real.
[12:05] ---
My...
[12:07] Jah
My mana crystal...
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[12:14] Boss
You're drinking too much Hy-chan.
[12:17] Jah
Another!
[12:18] Boss
I think you've had enough.
[12:20] Jah
Shut up!
[12:21] Jah
How am I supposed to get
through this without a drink?
[12:26] Jah
I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
[12:28] Jah
I finally gathered that
huge chunk of mana crystal.
[12:31] Jah
How could that little girl take it from me?!
[12:35] Boss
There, there...
[12:36] Boss
You'll find it again.
[12:38] Boss
But is drinking this much really okay?
[12:42] Jah
This is nothing!
[12:45] Boss
You can really hold your liquor.
[12:47] Jah
Don't you compare me to a measly human.
[12:49] Jah
You think this much is
going to do anything to me?
[12:52] Jah
I used my powers to turn into
my true form for drinking!
[12:58] Jah
It's a good thing I didn't have my
original mana crystal taken.
[13:03] Jah
I don't even want to think about what
would happen if both were stolen.
[13:09] ---
Damn it!
[13:11] Jah
Back in the Dark Realm, I was the
only one the Demon King acknowledged,
[13:15] Jah
the only one who was allowed
to rule in his place!
[13:19] Boss
That's right.
[13:20] Jah
There was nobody who could best me!
[13:23] Jah
I was the one and only great Jahy!
[13:28] Jah
And now... now... Why?!
[13:31] Jah
I am the Dark Realm's Number 2!
[13:35] Boss
Chin up!
[13:36] Boss
That's not much different from you now.
[13:38] Boss
Here in the Pub Maou,
you're the one and only employee!
[13:43] Jah
That's not the same!
Not the same at all!
[13:47] Boss
Isn't it though?
[13:50] Land
Hey, Sis, I thought you were closed today.
[13:53] Jah
Landlord!
[13:55] Land
Damn, you're drunk.
[13:57] Land
Anyway, if you've got money to drink,
you've got money to pay your rent!
[14:01] Jah
Like hell I will! Come drink!
[14:06] Jah
You won't drink my booze, huh?!
[14:09] Land
Yikes. What a pain in the ass.
[14:12] Land
Hey, Sis. Pour me one, too.
[14:14] Jah
All right! Drink up!
[14:16] Boss
Ryou-chan, I don't know about this...
[14:18] ---
Craft Pub
[14:18] ---
Maou.
[14:24] Jah
I wasn't like this back in the Dark Realm.
[14:27] Jah
I just cut down anyone who went against me.
[14:30] Jah
Not that there was anyone
who dared to do that.
[14:33] Jah
I really was something
back in the Dark Realm!
[14:36] Boss
During rush hour, your cash register
skills are really something, too!
[14:40] Jah
It's not the same at all!
[14:42] Jah
I was so, so, so much better!
[14:48] Jah
I was really great, right?
[14:50] Jah
I never made a mistake, right?
[14:55] Jah
Since I've come here,
I've been making money to live off,
[14:59] (Flashback) jah
Welcome!
[15:01] Jah
done housework,
[15:03] Jah
set up a life... so I could
restore the Dark Realm.
[15:19] Jah
I've been trying so hard!
[15:23] Jah
Then I finally found one...
[15:26] Jah
struggled to make it mine...
[15:28] Jah
and then the Magical Girl just
stole it from me like that.
[15:32] Jah
What... What... What...
[15:38] Jah
do I even do now?!
[15:41] Boss
Hy-chan...
[15:44] Jah
I'm trying so hard to restore the Dark Realm
[15:47] Boss
Hy-chan...
[15:49] Boss
Oh, no, I've let her drink too much.
[15:51] Jah
but why am I so useless?!
[15:56] Land
You're doing good, Ja-ko.
[16:01] Jah
Land...lord?
[16:03] Land
I dunno about no Dark Realm.
[16:05] Land
But you came to this foreign
place all by yourself.
[16:07] Land
Ann you're working, making money,
working, making money...
[16:12] Land
I can't do anyting withou my shister!
[16:15] Land
Anyway!
[16:16] Land
Ja-ko, I'm proud of you!
[16:26] Jah
Landlord!
[16:32] Jah
Am I really doing good?
[16:34] Land
You are!
[16:36] Jah
Am I... amazing?
[16:38] Land
You are amazing!
[16:39] Jah
Am I... smart?
[16:40] Land
Like a fox!
[16:42] Jah
Am I... cool?
[16:43] Land
So cool!
[16:44] Jah
Am I ...strong?
[16:45] Land
Stwong!
[16:46] Jah
Am I the best?
[16:47] Land
Bestest!
[16:52] Jah
Do you like me?
[16:54] Land
I do!
[16:55] Jah
Landlord!
[16:56] Land
Ja-ko!
[17:22] Boss
Oh, my goodness!
[17:24] Boss
This is all because I didn't stop them.
[17:27] Boss
It turned into this really funny thing!
[17:31] Boss
I knew how Ryou-chan gets
when she's drunk, and yet...
[17:36] Boss
I'm an idiot! An idiot!
[17:38] Boss
A failure of an adult!
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[17:54] Jah
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[17:56] Jah
Where am I?
[18:06] Jah
Landlord?!
[18:09] Land
Ow, what the hell're you doing?
[18:12] Jah
Why am I sleeping next to you?
[18:16] Jah
And why are my clothes gone?
[18:18] Jah
What the hell is this?
[18:20] Land
What are you doing in my bed?
[18:23] Jah
That's what I'd like to know!
[18:24] Jah
We're not even in a bed, though.
[18:25] Boss
Good morning!
[18:27] Boss
You two fell asleep on the
floor like two drunk besties.
[18:30] Boss
Sorry I couldn't carry you somewhere else.
[18:32] Boss
You were cute, though.
[18:36] Jah
Do you like me?
[18:38] Land
I do!
[18:38] Jah
Landlord!
[18:40] Land
Ja-ko!
[18:40] Jah
Please no...
[18:43] Boss
There's a lot more of these.
[18:45] Boss
Look at these.
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[18:56] Jah
Erase that right now! Delete it!
[19:00] Nar
That moment, the great
Jahy swore in her heart
[19:03] Nar
that she would never lose
herself again when drinking.
[20:37] txt
The Great Jahy's
[20:37] txt
3
[20:37] txt
Minute
[20:37] txt
Cooking Show
[20:42] Jah
Today, we're going to make my
special stir-fried sprouts.
[20:46] txt
m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[20:46] txt
Ingredients
(for one person)
[20:46] txt
Sprouts - 1pkg Salt - to taste
[20:46] Jah
You will need the special sale
19 yen sprouts, and salt.
[20:51] Jah
We heat up the frying pan, then
add all of the sprouts at once.
[20:55] Jah
Randomly stir them and get them cooked.
[21:01] Jah
Use salt to season the
sprouts to your liking.
[21:06] Jah
And then, it's done!
[21:10] Jah
Now, let's have a taste.
[21:23] Jah
The salt really complements
the crunch of the sprouts!
[21:26] Jah
This is delicious!
[21:28] txt
The Great Jahy's
[21:28] txt
3
[21:28] txt
Minute
[21:28] txt
Cooking Show
[21:34] Jah
Today, we're going to make a
slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[21:37] txt
m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[21:37] txt
Ingredients
(for one person)
[21:37] txt
Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[21:37] Jah
You will need 34 yen sprouts,
salt, and pepper.
[21:42] Jah
We heat up the frying pan,
and today we'll splurge and add oil!
[21:46] Jah
Next, we add all of the sprouts at once.
[21:50] Jah
Let's stir-fry them on high heat.
[21:52] Jah
Since this is a fancy stir-fry, we don't
need to worry about the gas bill at all.
[21:57] Jah
Next, add some salt, and a
generous amount of pepper.
[22:01] Jah
Turn off the heat, and it's done!
[22:05] Jah
Now, let's have a taste.
[22:12] Jah
The aroma of the pepper is really
noticeable, this is delicious!
[22:16] txt
The Great Jahy's
[22:16] txt
3
[22:16] txt
Minute
[22:16] txt
Cooking Show
[22:18] Jah
Today, we're going to make
super fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[22:21] txt
m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
[22:21] txt
Ingredients
(for one person)
[22:21] txt
Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[22:22] Jah
You will need, can you believe it,
68 yen sprouts, salt, and pepper.
[22:26] Jah
There is one more secret ingredient,
but we will reveal that later.
[22:32] Jah
First, we prepare the
slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[22:37] Jah
And here it finally is, the fancy ingredient!
[22:42] Jah
The mere slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts
[22:44] Jah
transform into super fancy stir-fried
sprouts just by introducing this mayonnaise!
[22:52] Jah
Yes, the mayonnaise's richness goes really
well with the stir-fried sprouts!
[22:55] Jah
It's like a completely different dish!
[23:00] jah
Spicy fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:02] jah
Japanese-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:04] jah
Italian-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:10] Jah
No more.
[23:12] Jah
No more, no more, no more, no more!
[23:13] Jah
I don't want any more stir-fried sprouts!
[23:15] Jah
I want to eat something else!
[23:18] land
Hey, Ja-ko, you about?
[23:20] jah
What do you want?
[23:22] land
I brought you something.
[23:24] jah
You did?
[23:26] land
They had a sale.
SIGN Sprouts
[23:34] txt
Next Time
[23:34] txt
The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
E7 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
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[00:06] Jah
Damn that magical girl...
[00:14] Jah
I'm going to defeat her and get back
my mana crystal, no matter what.
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[00:17] Jah
I swear it as the Dark Realm's
second-in-command!
[00:37] Jah
Boss?
[00:54] txt
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[02:10] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 7
The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
[02:11] Jah
So, what are you doing?
[02:13] Boss
I haven't gotten any exercise lately,
so I was doing some drills.
[02:17] Jah
Huh.
[02:19] Boss
I'm always motivated in the beginning,
but I can't seem to keep it up.
[02:25] Jah
Huh.
[02:26] Boss
I know, Hy-chan!
Would you be my workout buddy?
[02:30] Boss
I asked Ryou-chan, but...
[02:33] (Flashback) Land
No way.
[02:35] Boss
That's what she said.
[02:37] Boss
So please, Hy-chan!
[02:39] Jah
Why should I do that?
[02:41] Boss
I'll give you more food after your shifts.
[02:44] Boss
I'll even take requests.
[02:47] Jah
I guess I can't leave you hangin'!
[02:49] Boss
Yay!
[03:06] Boss
Push-ups... really are hard!
[03:17] Boss
If they're too much for you,
you can just take it slow.
[03:22] Jah
They're not hard at all!
[03:40] Boss
Hy-chan! Let's just take it slow.
[03:45] Boss
It's hard for everyone
when they first start out.
[03:49] Jah
There's nothing I cannot do...
[03:51] Jah
I won't stand for that!
[03:52] Jah
Hyah!
[03:54] Boss
Let's make your next set one rep.
[03:57] Jah
Hyah!
[04:00] Jah
There's nothing I cannot do!
[04:06] Inst
Let's dance!
[04:08] Inst
First, we'll get our arms in the air
and step from side to side.
[04:11] Inst
Make sure to keep your arms up.
[04:14] Inst
One! Two! Three! Four!
[04:16] Inst
Five! Six! Seven!
[04:32] Boss
Hy-chan!
[04:37] Jah
I can't. I can't do this.
[04:40] Boss
Of course you can.
[04:42] Boss
Just keep at it and you'll
slowly get better, little by little.
[04:46] Boss
You just started,
so you're doing fine, Hy-chan.
[04:50] Boss
I'm not disciplined enough
to stick with things,
[04:54] Boss
so I'm really glad you
agreed to do this with me.
[04:59] Boss
Thank you, Hy-chan.
[05:02] Boss
Let's do this together.
[05:04] Jah
Yeah!
[05:06] Nar
And so the two of them started
training morning until night.
[05:13] Nar
Through the rain. Through the wind.
[05:16] Nar
They exercised without fail.
[05:22] Both
Twenty-nine...
[05:25] Both
Thirty!
[05:28] Jah
We did it!
[05:30] Boss
We really did, Hy-chan.
[05:32] Jah
Both of us.
[05:36] Jah
I kinda feel like I've gotten stronger...
[05:39] Jah
I get it! This is what I was missing.
[05:43] Jah
I just needed to work out!
[05:45] Jah
If I keep this up,
I can defeat that magical girl.
[05:54] Jah
I'm ready to hit it again tomorrow!
[05:57] Nar
The next day...
[05:59] Jah
Boss, let's try this next.
[06:02] Jah
It's a coupon trial pass
for a gym or something.
[06:05] Jah
You can get a great workout there, apparently.
[06:09] Boss
That's nice... but I'm actually
back to my original weight.
[06:15] Boss
My diet was a success!
[06:16] Boss
See? Look! My upper arms were so flabby,
but now they're quite sleek.
[06:21] Boss
And it's all thanks to you joining me.
[06:24] Boss
Thank you so much, Hy-chan!
[06:28] Jah
But our training...
[06:31] Boss
Flab be gone!
[06:32] Boss
Flab be...
SIGN Free Trial Pass
[06:40] Jah
What is wrong with her?
[06:43] Jah
I regret getting swept up
in the stupid workout hype.
[06:46] Jah
My magical powers and stamina
are both completely drained.
[06:50] Jah
Oh, well... Time to hit the hay.
[07:24] Jah
Pipe down!
[07:25] Jah
Damn, you are so loud!
Do you know what time it is?!
[07:30] Jah
Knock it off, jackass!
[07:35] Jah
It's over.
[07:37] Jah
Jeez, to get between me and sleep...
[07:40] Jah
Must have some balls.
[08:00] Jah
Pipe down!
[08:02] Jah
How... many... times...
[08:05] Jah
do I have to say it?!
[08:08] Jah
Do you have cats in your ears or something?!
[08:10] Jah
It's nighttime! Go to bed already!
[08:17] Jah
Damn... I'm exhausted from
being on my feet all day.
[08:21] Jah
The landlord will be hearing
about this tomorrow.
[08:24] Jah
I hope you realize...
[08:27] Jah
who you're dealing with...
[08:39] Jah
So that's how it's going to be, huh?
[08:42] Jah
Challenge accepted!
[08:43] Jah
You'll rue the day you crossed
the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[08:48] Jah
Well?! Annoying, huh?! Annoying, isn't it?!
[08:51] Jah
Eat it!
[08:53] Jah
I wanna go to sleep!
[08:56] Jah
Go to sleep!
[08:58] Jah
Go to sleep!
[09:00] Jah
Go to sleep!
[09:08] Jah
They're...
[09:21] Jah
It can't be...
They're responding to my sounds?
[09:25] Jah
Not so fast!
[09:58] Nar
The Great Jahy's jam session with her
neighbor lasted until morning.
[10:07] Jah
Tenacious... li'l bastard...
[10:10] Jah
But now... it's finally quiet...
[10:24] Jah
Damn it!
[10:25] Jah
I feel like I got no sleep,
and it's totally the neighbor's fault!
[10:28] Jah
I'm going over to complain to their face!
[10:32] Jah
Hey! We need to talk!
[10:34] Jah
What's wrong with you,
keeping me up like that?!
[10:36] Jah
I'm not going to let you
get away with it again!
[10:39] Land
What are you doing?
[10:43] Jah
Listen!
[10:45] Jah
So, my neighbor kept making
a racket all through the night.
[10:48] Jah
Hey! The landlord's here now!
[10:50] Jah
I know you're in there, so open up!
[10:55] Land
That unit's empty.
[10:58] Jah
Huh?
[11:06] Nar
Huh?
[11:11] Nar
The Great Jahy was growing impatient...
[11:14] Jah
Damn!
[11:16] Jah
Nothing...
[11:18] Jah
Nothing!
[11:20] Jah
I can't believe it! Where's my mana crystal?!
[11:24] Kid
Hey, what a cool rock!
[11:26] Jah
What?
[11:29] Jah
Really... That kid?
[11:31] Jah
This is my chance!
[11:33] Jah
A kid doesn't stand a chance against me.
[11:39] Kid
Oh, it cracked...
[11:41] Jah
Hey, you there!
[11:42] Jah
That rock belongs to me! I dropped it.
[11:45] Jah
You have my thanks for finding it.
[11:46] Jah
Now, surrender it forthwith.
[11:50] Kid
Never.
[11:51] Jah
Huh?
[11:52] Kid
Who are you anyway?
[11:53] Kid
What grade are you in?
[11:55] Kid
You should be more respectful
with kids older than you.
[11:58] Kid
I'll give it to you if you say,
"May I please have that stone?"
[12:02] Jah
Do what?
[12:04] Jah
What'd you just say to me, you little brat?
[12:06] Kid
Says the even smaller brat.
[12:09] Kid
You talk funny, too.
[12:11] Kid
Like some old fart.
[12:13] Jah
You snot-nosed squirt!
[12:17] Jah
Hmph. So the problem's my form, is it?
[12:21] Jah
Shall I show you Jahy's true greatness?
[12:41] Jah
Well, how about now?
[12:42] Jah
No further questions, hmm?
[12:48] Jah
Cat got your tongue?
[12:49] Jah
Now, relinquish that mana crystal!
[12:52] Kid
Pervert lady!
[12:53] Jah
Say what?!
[12:54] Kid
Leave me alone!
[12:56] jah
Hey, wait!
[12:57] Kid
Pervert lady!
[13:00] Kid
If you want it so bad, you can have it!
[13:05] Jah
How dare you treat my previous
mana crystal like that?
[13:12] Jah
This isn't a mana crystal.
[13:16] Jah
I can't believe I played
along with that brat!
[13:18] Jah
How humiliating!
[13:25] Jah
My mana crystal is faintly responding...
[13:28] Jah
It should definitely be
somewhere around here.
[13:40] Girl
Hey, what are you doing?
[13:45] Jah
The hell did you come from?!
[13:48] Girl
Did you drop something?
[13:51] Jah
Shoo! Shoo!
[13:52] Jah
Scram, kid!
[13:53] Jah
I don't have time for you.
[13:55] Girl
I'll help you look.
[13:58] Girl
You need help, right?
[14:01] Girl
My mom told me that when
someone's in need, we should help them.
[14:07] Jah
You think a little girl like you
can find something like this?
[14:11] Girl
I don't know. I'll do my best.
[14:14] Girl
What are we looking for, anyway?
[14:18] Jah
Well... that's...
[14:20] Jah
What's up with this kid?
[14:22] Jah
She's throwing me off.
[14:24] Jah
Maybe she wants the mana crystal for herself!
[14:32] Jah
It looks like this.
[14:36] Girl
Wow, that's so pretty! Just lovely!
[14:39] Jah
Y-You think so?
[14:41] Girl
Yeah! I've never seen such
a lovely stone before.
[14:45] Jah
Ah, so you can appreciate
how incredible this is.
[14:48] Jah
Worlds apart from that little brat earlier.
[14:51] Girl
My mom won't buy me stuff like this.
She says I'm too young.
[14:57] Girl
You're so fancy.
[15:00] Jah
W-Well, mana crystals aren't meant
for puny humans like you.
[15:04] Jah
They're really special.
[15:07] Girl
Mana crystals? What're those?
[15:09] Jah
I'll make a special exception and tell you.
[15:11] Jah
They contain tremendous power.
They're the source of our magic.
[15:14] Jah
But if humans hold them,
terrible misfortune will befall them.
[15:20] Girl
Really? That sounds dangerous.
[15:23] Jah
That's right.
[15:24] Jah
What you see now is not my true form.
[15:27] Jah
I need more mana crystals to sustain it.
[15:31] Jah
And once I've reattained
my original magic powers,
[15:35] Jah
I will the defeat the bane
of my existence, that magical girl,
[15:37] Jah
and restore the Dark Realm.
[15:40] Jah
Though I'm pretty sure
that's all over your head.
[15:44] Girl
How cool!
[15:46] Girl
So if we find that rock,
you're going to get super strong?
[15:50] Girl
Amazing!
[15:53] Girl
That reminds me. I don't know your name yet.
[15:56] Girl
Mine's Kokoro. What about you?
[15:59] Jah
Kokoro, huh?
[16:01] Jah
Well, my name is Jahy!
[16:03] Jah
You can call me the Great Jahy.
[16:05] Girl
Got it, Great Jahy!
[16:12] Jah
Humans are usually such a pain in the ass,
[16:16] Jah
but I feel like this girl really gets it.
[16:21] Jah
Hey, now's not the time for slacking!
[16:24] Jah
If we don't find the crystal soon,
the sun's going to set.
[16:26] Girl
R-Right!
[16:28] Jah
I'll look over here.
You check over there.
[16:32] Girl
Okay!
[16:34] Jah
She offered to help look
for the mana crystal herself,
[16:37] Jah
so I'll take full advantage of her!
[16:57] Jah
Damn it. I thought it would
be around here somewhere.
[17:00] Girl
We just can't find it, Great Jahy....
[17:03] Jah
You don't have to tell me that.
[17:06] Jah
Already ready to give up, huh?
[17:08] Jah
Flighty kids are so unreliable...
[17:11] Girl
Maybe we should try looking somewhere else.
[17:13] Jah
Huh?
[17:14] Girl
I mean, it's really important to you, right?
[17:17] Girl
Are there any other places you can think of?
[17:21] Jah
Ack! What is this light?
[17:24] Jah
O-Oh, right. It's just the sun behind her.
[17:27] Jah
It's not because I was overwhelmed!
[17:31] Jah
All right.
[17:32] Jah
I suppose we can take your
idea into consideration.
[17:37] Girl
Great Jahy, why don't we go
ask at the police station?
[17:40] Jah
The police station?!
[17:42] Girl
If you lost something,
I think the police would help.
[17:52] Jah
No way!
[17:53] Jah
Nothing good could come
of him butting into this.
[17:56] Girl
Oh, I see. I get it.
Police officers are big and scary.
[18:01] Girl
It's better if we just look for it ourselves.
[18:04] Girl
I'm sorry I forgot how
important it is to you.
[18:08] Jah
Yeah...
[18:09] Jah
What is this heavy feeling?
[18:12] Jah
Whenever she smiles, my chest hurts.
[18:15] Jah
Everybody's so useless!
[18:17] Jah
Just forget it!
I'm going to go find it myself!
[18:20] Jah
You should go home, Kokoro!
[18:22] Girl
Great Jahy?
[18:32] Jah
I can't stand feeling this way anymo—
[18:40] Girl
Great Jahy!
[18:45] Girl
Hold on!
[18:48] Girl
All better now, right?
[18:53] Jah
Why...?
[18:56] Girl
I'm really clumsy, so I'm
always getting hurt all over.
[19:00] Girl
So my mom told me to keep bandages on me.
[19:06] Jah
Kokoro, you're...
[19:14] kid
Over here!
[19:15] Kid
Oh crap, it's time!
[19:17] Kid
Let's race home!
[19:20] Jah
Isn't it time for you to go, too?
[19:22] Girl
Yeah.
[19:29] Jah
What is it?
[19:30] Girl
I think we'll find one here!
[19:32] Jah
Find... Oh, the mana crystal?
[19:39] Girl
Got it!
[19:41] Jah
Really?!
[19:42] Jah
Great job, Kokoro!
[19:44] Jah
Now, hand it—
[19:44] Girl
Look!
[19:45] Girl
A four-leaf clover!
[19:47] Jah
A what?
[19:50] Girl
See?
[19:52] Jah
I was looking for mana crystals,
not some freakin' weed!
[19:57] Girl
Here. It's for you.
[19:59] Jah
I'm telling you I don't want it!
[20:01] Girl
What? But a four-leaf clover
brings you good luck.
[20:08] Girl
I hope you find happiness!
[20:12] Girl
I'm sure you'll find that
mana crystal soon, too.
[20:17] Jah
Happiness?
[20:27] Girl
I'm sorry we couldn't find it today.
[20:29] Girl
Let's look for it again, Great Jahy!
[20:33] Jah
S-Sure.
[20:51] Jah
Maybe I was being too impatient.
[21:00] Jah
Thank you for waiting!
[21:00] guy
Ah, here we go!
[21:02] Boss
My, Hy-chan. You're in
an awfully good mood today.
[21:05] Jah
Same as always.
[21:07] Guy
Excuse me, check please!
[21:09] Jah
Coming right up!
[21:11] Nar
Touched by Kokoro's pure heart,
the Great Jahy's own heart softened a bit.
[22:46] Boss
Hy-chan, thank you helping me with my diet.
[22:50] Boss
I brought some sweets as a thank-you.
[22:53] Boss
You've been wanting some, right?
[22:55] Jah
Sweets? Like, for free?!
[22:57] Jah
In that case, I'm totally fine
with you yanking my chain.
[23:02] Boss
You really did a great job.
[23:05] Boss
You deserve a reward.
[23:13] Nar
And the next day...
[23:16] Nar
And the next day...
[23:19] Nar
And the next day...
[23:30] Boss
I'm even heavier than before?!
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
E8 - The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
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[00:01] Nar
As second-in-command of the Dark Realm,
the Great Jahy did as she pleased
[00:07] Nar
and all trembled before her...
[00:11] Nar
in the past!
[00:19] Jah
I don't have to work today.
[00:21] Jah
Maybe I'll take a nice, relaxing bath.
[00:29] Jah
How the hell am I supposed to relax
in this pathetic little tub?!
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[02:03] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 8
The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!
[02:08] Jah
I'm starving...
[02:15] Wom
I've come to pick you up, Your Greatness.
[02:19] Jah
Who're you?
[02:21] Wom
I am President Dojima's chauffeur.
[02:24] Jah
Dojima?
[02:27] Jah
Oh, you mean Druj?
[02:31] Wom
After you.
[02:33] Wom
The president is waiting.
[02:35] Jah
She is?
[02:37] Jah
What's this all of a sudden?
[02:42] Wom
Please help yourself to some
refreshments, Your Greatness.
[02:50] Jah
An all-you-can-eat sweets buffet?
[02:52] Jah
What service from Druj today!
[03:02] Jah
What's this?
[03:12] Jah
Wow, now that's nice!
[03:19] Jah
With all these snacks,
I could live it up for a while.
[03:23] Jah
I want to move in here!
[03:27] Wom
We've arrived.
[03:29] Jah
Already? No!
[03:31] Wom
President Dojima is waiting for you.
[03:34] Jah
I don't care! I live here now!
[03:37] Wom
Your Greatness...
[03:39] Jah
No way, no how!
This is my home now! I live here!
[03:45] Dru
O Great Jahy! I've been waiting for you.
[03:50] Dru
Welcome to my company.
[03:52] Jah
Your company?
[03:53] Dru
That's right!
[03:53] Dru
This is my company.
[03:55] Dru
Druj... or rather, Dojima Corporation!
[04:02] Dru
I believe when I visited your workplace last,
[04:04] Dru
I invited you to come here to mine.
[04:08] Jah
Did you?
[04:10] (Flashback) Dru
A draft beer, please!
[04:12] (Flashback) Dru
And I really hope you'll visit me
at my company, too, Your Greatness!
[04:17] (Flashback) Jah
Coming right up!
[04:18] (Flashback) Jah
One draft beer and one company visit, please!
[04:20] Jah
So you did...
[04:22] Dru
I sincerely apologize for summoning
you when you're so busy,
[04:26] Dru
but I'm in dire need of your help today.
[04:32] Jah
I am busy. I don't have time to waste here.
[04:37] Dru
Please find it in your heart.
[04:39] Dru
This is a job only you, the Dark Realm's
second-in-command, could handle.
[04:44] Dru
Only you, the Dark Realm's
second-in-command...
[04:46] Dru
Only you, the Dark Realm's
second-in-command.
[04:49] Dru
Only you, the Dark Realm's
second-in-command!
[04:53] Jah
Wh-What would you do without me?
[04:56] Jah
Fine. The Dark Realm's
second-in-command will help you out.
[05:01] Dru
Then let us have some tea
and discuss the matter right away.
[05:13] Jah
So what does your company do, anyway?
[05:17] Dru
Our company is a so-called
management consultancy.
[05:22] Jah
"Consommé tart"?
[05:24] Dru
Companies come to us for advice.
We analyze their financial situations,
[05:28] Dru
or even offer insight on how
to improve their businesses.
[05:32] Dru
Put simply, we take advantage
of these greedy lower lifeforms
[05:36] Dru
and suck out that sweet nectar
called a consultancy fee.
[05:40] Dru
For a demon, this profession
is our true calling!
[05:44] Jah
C-Calm down, Druj...
[05:45] Jah
True calling...
[05:47] Dru
Oh, do pardon me.
[05:50] Dru
At any rate, my experience from the
Dark Realm has proven extremely useful.
[05:55] Dru
Of course, it's all thanks to you!
[05:59] Dru
Not only did you see my abilities,
you also believed in me
[06:04] Dru
and entrusted various duties to me.
[06:08] Dru
You are the greatest teacher!
The best master!
[06:15] Jah
I'm glad you see things how they are, Druj.
[06:18] Jah
Now, why don't you tell me what you need
the Dark Realm's second-in-command for?
[06:24] Dru
Actually, we're having a special training
seminar for all company employees.
[06:31] Jah
Sure, sure.
[06:32] Dru
I'd be honored if someone as
overflowing with charisma as you
[06:37] Dru
would speak at the event.
[06:39] Jah
Charisma? I like the sound of that.
[06:43] jah
Upsy!
[06:43] all
Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:44] jah
Upsy!
[06:44] all
Long live the Great Jahy!
[06:46] Dru
Would that be possible?
[06:48] Jah
No problem.
[06:49] Dru
Oh, thank you so much!
[06:51] Dru
Please, just step right this way.
[06:53] Jah
Sure.
[06:55] dru
Pardon me while I take your clothes.
[06:57] Jah
Sure.
[06:59] Jah
That's right.
[07:00] Jah
That job and that ratty apartment
aren't where I belong.
[07:06] Jah
I have a place...
[07:08] Jah
A place worthy of me!
[07:11] Dru
It's just about time.
[07:12] Dru
Right this way, please.
[07:15] Dru
And now, I would like to welcome to the
stage the person who I admire most!
[07:21] Dru
Meet the Great Jahy,
owner of the Maou Pub!
[07:33] Jah
Hark the story of the
Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:38] Jah
Well met, humans.
[07:41] Jah
When I was in the Dark Realm,
power was everything!
[07:45] Dru
I see!
[07:46] Dru
In our current society,
what we need is power!
[07:49] Dru
In other words, financial power!
[07:50] Dru
And capable people!
[07:53] Dru
That's what you mean, right?
[07:57] Dru
I'd expect no less from you!
[08:03] Dru
I'm so sorry, Your Greatness!
[08:06] Dru
I just got so excited...
[08:09] Jah
Don't worry about it.
[08:12] Jah
So, in my opinion...
[08:14] Dru
Those on top need to recognize
their underlings' talents
[08:17] Dru
and create an environment where
they can thrive and work freely!
[08:21] Dru
That's what you're saying, right?!
[08:23] All
Wow!
[08:25] All
Amazing!
[08:27] All
Makes sense!
[08:30] Jah
I...
[08:30] Dru
It's just as you say!
[08:33] Dru
The ideal superior is someone like you,
[08:37] Dru
who trusts their underlings and guides them!
[08:41] Dru
They must know when to be tough.
When to treat you to a meal.
[08:46] Dru
Communication between ranks is so important.
[08:48] Dru
Indeed, we mustn't forget that
the superior-underling relationship
[08:52] Dru
is a bond every bit as important
as that of family and lovers.
[08:58] Dru
That's what you wanted to say, right?!
[09:07] Dru
Thank you!
[09:08] Dru
Let's show our appreciation
for the Great Jahy!
[09:18] Dru
Thank you for that amazing speech today.
[09:22] Dru
I was so moved.
[09:25] Jah
You can let me out here.
[09:28] Dru
But why don't we drop you off at your domicile?
[09:30] Jah
There's somewhere I'd like to stop by.
[09:33] Dru
Oh, I see...
[09:35] Dru
Please pull over, then.
[09:37] Wom
Certainly.
[09:51] Jah
You did all of the talking!
[09:54] Jah
That was supposed to be my moment!
[09:57] Jah
My time in the limelight!
[10:00] Jah
Druj, you dolt!
[10:12] Dru
I forgot to tell you,
but as thanks for today,
[10:16] Dru
I'd like to invite you to a party.
[10:19] Jah
Did you say... a party?
[10:21] Dru
That's right! I'll pick you up next weekend.
[10:26] Jah
S-Sure.
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[10:44] Boss
My, Hy-chan, you're in a good mood.
[10:47] Boss
Did something good happen?
[10:49] Jah
Druj invited me to a party.
[10:51] Boss
A party?
[10:52] Jah
It's her way of saying thanks
for me helping her out.
[10:57] Boss
Wow! I'm sure it'll be amazing.
[11:01] Boss
Druj-chan is a company president, after all.
[11:04] Boss
You've got to dress up for it, okay?
[11:06] Boss
Maybe do something with your hair.
[11:10] Boss
Hy-chan, are you bathing regularly?
[11:12] Jah
Rude!
[11:14] Jah
I bathe once every three days!
[11:16] Boss
Once every three days?
[11:18] Jah
In a washtub...
[11:19] Boss
A washtub?!
[11:20] Jah
What else am I supposed to do?
There's no bath at my place!
[11:25] Boss
Hy-chan, we'll go when work is over.
[11:28] Jah
Huh?
[11:29] Jah
Go where?
[11:31] Boss
Somewhere nice.
[11:36] Jah
What's so nice about this place?
[11:38] Jah
Just looks like some old-ass building.
[11:40] Boss
It's a place to bathe.
[11:41] Boss
A public bathhouse.
[11:43] Land
Why the hell did I have to come?
[11:45] Jah
A bath?
[11:46] Jah
Here?
[11:47] Boss
Let's go on in.
[11:49] Sign
Bathhouse Admission
Adults 500 yen
Students 400 yen
Children 300 yen
[11:52] Boss
Hurry up now!
[11:56] Jah
One child.
[11:57] Old
Thank you. Go on in.
[11:59] Land
That's convenient.
[12:01] Jah
You jealous?
[12:04] Land
No, not really.
[12:06] Jah
I paid 300 yen for this,
so it'd better be good.
[12:22] Land
Hey, stop switching back and forth
between being big and small.
[12:26] Jah
Oh?
[12:27] Jah
Jealous of my beautiful body?
[12:31] Land
Not really. Stop taunting me.
[12:33] Boss
Ryou-chan, are you still
concerned about your chest?
[12:36] Boss
You used to drink those supplements,
[12:39] Boss
but I thought you'd
stopped worrying these days...
[12:41] Land
Sis!
[12:42] Jah
So the bath is this way, is it?
[12:45] Jah
Well, compared to the Dark Realm,
this shabby place can't possibly be—
[12:50] Jah
It's huge!
[12:55] Boss
Nice, isn't it?
[12:57] Jah
Well, size isn't all that matters.
[13:03] Jah
Man, I haven't had hot water in forever!
[13:06] Boss
Hy-chan, I'll wash your back for you.
[13:11] Boss
Does anywhere itch?
[13:14] Jah
A little to the left.
[13:16] Jah
That's it, that's it...
[13:18] Jah
Between the nice lather and the boss's
scrubbing technique, this isn't bad at all!
[13:25] Jah
Do my arms next.
[13:27] Boss
Yes, yes.
[13:28] Land
Hey, Sis, don't spoil Ja-ko so much.
[13:32] Jah
Jealous?
[13:34] Land
Not really.
[13:35] Boss
I used to do this for you, too, remember?
[13:38] Boss
Up until you started middle school.
[13:42] Land
Sis!
[13:43] Jah
Ooh, what's this?
[13:44] Jah
Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[13:47] Land
You...
[13:48] Jah
What a child!
[13:50] Land
Says the person enjoying
being bathed like one!
[13:54] Jah
You'll have to excuse me, little baby.
I need to go wash my hair.
[14:02] Jah
Compared to what we had in the Dark Realm,
this human shampoo can't possibly—
[14:08] Jah
How does it smell so good?!
[14:13] Jah
It's so silky to the touch, too.
[14:16] Jah
I never knew the humans
had anything like this.
[14:18] Jah
It's complimentary, too!
[14:20] Jah
This bathhouse is pretty great.
[14:24] Jah
My hair is happy, too!
[14:30] Jah
Wait, wait, wait. We're just getting started.
[14:32] Jah
The water makes or breaks a bath.
[14:34] Jah
That'll determine whether
this place is good or—
[14:37] Jah
Wow, it's the ideal temperature!
[14:40] Jah
I've even got plenty
of room to stretch my legs.
[14:43] Jah
I don't get how, but these bubbles are
perfectly massaging my sore shoulders.
[14:51] Jah
This place is really the best.
[14:54] Jah
The vast, infinite hot water...
[14:56] Jah
The tub big enough to stretch out in...
[14:58] Jah
The wonderful-smelling shampoo...
[15:01] Jah
I never thought the humans
had baths this nice.
[15:22] Land
You shrunk again, Ja-ko!
[15:25] Land
I thought I told you not to do that here.
[15:28] Land
Don't ignore me!
[15:31] Boss
Looks like you're all done now, too.
[15:34] Boss
Why don't I dry your hair for you?
[15:36] Land
You're still babying her!
[15:38] Boss
Oh, just let me.
[15:39] Boss
We came together after all, you know?
[15:42] Land
I swear...
[15:44] Boss
Isn't it nice here, Hy-chan?
[15:46] Boss
It's close to the pub and it's cheap,
so the two of us come here often.
[15:54] Boss
For you.
[15:55] Boss
Milk after you get out
is the crowning touch.
[15:58] Jah
Hey, why didn't you tell me
about this place earlier?!
[16:02] Boss
Oh, I didn't know you didn't know about it.
[16:05] Jah
As the landlord, you should have told me!
[16:08] Jah
I'm living in your shitty bathless apartment!
[16:12] Land
Aw, don't sweat the small stuff.
[16:14] Jah
Damn you...
[16:17] Jah
That's good!
[16:27] Boss
We should all do this again soon, Hy-chan.
[16:30] Jah
Y-Yeah, I guess so.
[16:33] Nar
The milk after the bath was so delicious
that the Great Jahy forgave everything.
[16:44] Dru
Are you ready, Your Greatness?
[16:47] Jah
Indeed.
[16:49] Dru
We are both sick of having to spend
our days in this human world.
[16:56] jah
Yes, yes.
[16:57] dru
That is no surprise.
[16:58] dru
We are inhabitants of the Dark Realm.
[17:00] jah
Yes, yes...
[17:02] dru
While we cannot immediately restore
the Dark Realm, this is a special night.
[17:06] dru
So let us begin...
[17:09] dru
the Dark Realm party!
[17:11] ---
Yeah!
[17:12] dru
I've prepared a variety of delights for you!
[17:17] Jah
Oh, wow!
[17:18] Jah
Dishes from the Dark Realm!
[17:20] Dru
I tried recreating them
with ingredients from the human world.
[17:25] Jah
Wow, it tastes just like the real thing!
[17:29] Dru
Your Greatness! Your Greatness!
[17:36] Jah
This is awful!
[17:36] Jah
You eat it!
[17:38] Dru
Oh, you've made me so happy!
[17:42] Dru
Ah, this takes me back!
[17:44] Dru
I've missed it so!
[17:48] Dru
Your Greatness, please take a look at this!
[17:53] Jah
It's Yaku! And Nostar!
[17:55] Jah
I haven't seen them in forever.
[17:57] Dru
I made these dolls to look
just like your old underlings.
[18:00] Jah
Druj!
[18:02] Jah
The decorations...
[18:03] Jah
The food...
[18:05] Jah
Our brethren!
[18:13] Chant
O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[18:16] Jah
I'm really back in the Dark Realm!
[18:23] Guy
Dojima-san?
[18:24] Guy
Delivery for you.
[18:26] Dru
C-Coming!
[18:28] Guy
Just sign right here, please.
[18:32] Jah
Druj...
[18:34] Jah
Can't you read the room?
[18:37] Jah
This is a special Dark Realm night!
[18:39] Jah
You said so yourself, didn't you?!
[18:42] Dru
Please accept my apologies!
[18:44] Jah
Anything that reminds me
of the human world is forbidden.
[18:48] Jah
Understood?
[18:50] Dru
As you wish!
[18:51] ---
Hup!
[18:54] Dru
Now then, let's shake that off and...
[18:59] Jah
Very good, very good.
[19:01] Dru
Your Greatness!
[19:06] Dru
Yes? Dojima here.
[19:10] Dru
I believe I asked you to take care of that.
[19:14] Dru
Yes.
[19:15] Dru
I will.
[19:17] Dru
Thank you.
[19:18] Dru
Goodbye.
[19:26] Jah
Druj...
[19:30] Dru
My humblest apologies!
[19:32] Dru
This stupid thing!
[19:35] Dru
Take that!
[19:36] Dru
And that!
[19:37] Dru
And that, too!
[19:41] Dru
Now, Your Greatness,
shall we pick up where we left off?
[19:45] Jah
Yeah, sure.
[19:53] Jah
I've missed this.
[19:55] Jah
I've really missed this.
[19:57] Jah
My Dark Realm...
[20:14] Jah
What's that noise?
[20:15] Dru
The clock striking midnight.
[20:18] Jah
Midnight?
[20:22] Jah
I need to get home.
[20:24] Dur
But we haven't had
the special Dark Realm cake yet!
[20:30] Jah
It was such a good Dark Realm party,
I want to leave it in this form.
[20:35] Dur
Your Greatness?
[20:37] Jah
I had fun.
[20:39] Jah
Next time, let's do it
in the Dark Realm for real.
[20:41] Dur
Y-Your Greatness?
[21:15] Jah
I want to go home to the Dark Realm already!
[21:20] Jah
I swear I'll get those mana crystals!
[21:23] Jah
And defeat that magical girl!
[21:27] Jah
And one day, I'll move to
a place with an actual bath!
[21:32] Jah
Because I'm... the one and only...
[21:35] Jah
Great Jahy, second-in-command
of the Dark Realm!
[23:34] txt
Next Time
[23:34] txt
Saurva Can't Catch A Break...
E9 - Saurva Can't Catch a Break...
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[00:05] Sau
That Jahy...
[00:07] Sau
Curse her for overstepping me,
the Magnificent Saurva,
[00:09] Sau
to become the Dark Realm's
second-in-command.
[00:13] Sau
Ever since coming to the human world,
[00:15] Sau
I've waited numerous times
for the chance to defeat her.
[00:18] Sau
So many plans I've made and carried out...
[00:25] Sau
Yet so far, they've all ended in failure,
[00:28] Sau
only causing me more stress and exhaustion.
[00:32] Sau
That's why, today, I've decided...
[00:34] Sign
Bath
[00:36] Sau
to refresh myself at the bathhouse!
[00:39] Sau
I even splurged on nice shampoo.
[00:42] Sau
Just for now, I'll forget all about Jahy
and really focus on rejuvenating!
[01:02] txt
fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:03] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:05] txt
pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:06] txt
fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:18] titl
Restoration Plan No. 9
Saurva Can't Catch A Break...
[02:23] Sign
Adults 500 yen
Students 400 yen
Children 300 yen
[02:23] Left
Women
[02:23] Right
Men
[02:40] Sau
J-Jahy?!
[02:43] Jah
Ooh, what's this?
Can't stand seeing me steal your sister?
[02:46] Land
You...
[02:47] Sau
Oh, no! And she's with that punk?!
[02:48] ---
Pay your rent...
[02:53] Land
Says the person enjoying
being bathed like a child!
[02:59] Sau
Damnation! Curse you, Jahy!
[03:02] Sau
Does she intend to take even
my place of relaxation from me?!
[03:05] Sau
What a monster!
[03:09] Sau
This is bad.
[03:10] Sau
If she catches me like this,
I won't last a second!
[03:18] Sau
Should I run?
[03:20] Sau
Wait, no. Luckily, it doesn't
seem she's noticed me yet.
[03:25] Sau
I should just quickly slip in while I can.
[03:29] Sau
After all, I brought the best of the best
with this super nice shampoo!
[03:35] Sau
The price tag was luxurious,
but so is the scent.
[03:39] Sau
I bet this'll pick me up,
even under the circumstances.
[04:05] Sau
J-Jahy?!
[04:08] Sau
Wh-When the hell
did she get right next to me?
[04:10] Jah
How does this shampoo smell so good?!
[04:13] Jah
It's so silky to the touch, too.
[04:15] Sau
And she's using a ton of it!
[04:17] Jah
It's complimentary, too!
[04:19] Jah
This bathhouse is pretty great.
[04:21] Sau
Hey, that's my shampoo!
And it was super expensive!
[04:25] Sau
But if I say something, I'll be found out...
[04:27] Sau
What should I do?
[04:29] Sau
No, this isn't the time to overthink things.
[04:33] Jah
Huh?
[04:35] Sau
I did it. I prevented the worst—
[04:38] Sau
How is so much gone?!
[04:40] Sau
That monster!
[04:41] Sau
I haven't even had a chance to use it yet!
[04:45] Sau
Jahy, you...!
[04:49] Sau
It was like this in the Dark Realm, too.
[04:51] Sau
You've been always getting in my way!
[04:54] Sau
Will you ever be done making me miserable?!
[04:58] Sau
Well, we're both unarmed.
[05:00] Sau
It's time to take advantage
of her carelessness.
[05:04] Sau
Die, Jahy!
[05:14] Boss
Are you okay?
[05:18] Sau
Y-Yes.
[05:22] Boss
My... That's a rather dangerous
place for a bar of soap.
[05:28] Boss
It's still slippery there. Be careful, okay?
[05:33] Sau
Okay...
[06:05] Sau
That felt so good!
[06:09] Sau
And I got to see the lady from the pub, too.
[06:18] Sau
She was so soft...
[06:26] Sau
I'll come again.
[06:29] Nar
Despite everything, Saurva really
enjoyed her trip to the bathhouse.
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[06:41] Jah
Thank you for waiting!
[06:45] Jah
Please enjoy!
[06:47] Guy
She's in a better mood than usual.
[06:49] Guy2
Right? Maybe something good happened to her.
[06:52] Jah
Oops! I can't let myself get too giddy.
[06:55] Jah
Today's finally the day.
[06:59] Jah
After enduring such hardship
and working like a horse...
[07:02] Jah
It's payday!
[07:04] Boss
Here. It's this month's pay.
[07:06] Boss
Thanks for everything.
[07:08] Jah
Heck yeah!
[07:10] Boss
Make sure not to squander it, you hear?
[07:14] Jah
Sorry, but new month, new me.
I'm not the same as I used to be.
[07:18] txt
Salary
[07:19] Jah
That's right! I've even sworn to
forego my favorite thing, meat.
[07:23] Jah
The reason for that is...
SIGN Hyper Home Center
[07:27] Jah
Today, I've come to this huge-ass store to
buy a weapon to take down that magical girl!
[07:36] Jah
Now, magical girl, how shall I humiliate you?
[07:42] Jah
This place sure is big, though...
[07:44] Jah
I'm not even sure where to start.
[07:47] guy
Take a look at this!
[07:49] guy
That pesky grease clinging
to your pans... is gone!
[07:55] guy
A five-pack of these amazing
sponges is only 1,000 yen!
[08:01] Jah
Boring.
[08:03] guy
But that's not all!
[08:04] guy
I'll throw in three extra sponges
for the same great price!
[08:07] guy
Today only!
[08:09] guy
That's quite a bargain.
[08:19] Jah
That was an unexpected boon.
[08:21] Jah
I'll give one to my boss.
[08:24] wom
We all know how tough it can
be to cut up a pineapple.
[08:27] wom
But just have a look at this.
[08:29] wom
See? This makes prepping
pineapple a piece of cake!
[08:34] Jah
Boring.
[08:36] Jah
Who would ever buy that
kind of useless stuff?
[08:38] wom
Can I interest you in a sample?
[08:48] Jah
That's so good!
[08:50] Jah
With this, I could easily fix
delicious pineapple every day!
[08:57] Jah
That was a great find.
[08:59] Jah
I'll let the landlord
have some pineapple, too.
[09:03] Jah
Huh? Financial fortune... rocks?
[09:06] Jah
"Wear this and..."
[09:08] txt
Increase your financial fortunes!!
[09:08] txt
POWER STONE
[09:08] txt
A lucky charm to attract money!
[09:08] txt
You're sure to get
the things you want!
[09:09] Jah
I'm sure to get the things I want?!
[09:14] Jah
In other words, if I put this on,
finding mana crystals will be a cinch?!
[09:23] Jah
This is exactly what I need!
[09:33] Jah
Wow, what a lucky day!
[09:35] Jah
I'm finding all the bargains.
[09:39] Jah
Now then, all that's left is to find something
to use against that magical girl.
[09:43] Jah
All right, where's their weapon section?
[09:47] Jah
Hmm, they do say the quality
of your sleep is important.
[09:50] Jah
It's good for your skin and saves water?!
[09:53] txt
an6\fnArial\b1\i1\c&HEDE5B2&\3c&HFCFCFE&\4c&HADE0EB&}ULTRA BRILLIANT COATING*
Food comes off easily
No oil needed
[09:54] Jah
This can't be real!
[09:55] Jah
If it is, then what has
all my suffering been for?!
[09:59] box
Memory Foam
Urethane foam chip pillow
[09:59] pan
Ultra
Brilliant Coating
Frying Pan
[10:06] Jah
Here we are!
[10:12] Jah
Hrm, I don't feel like this
packs enough punch...
[10:17] Jah
Can I even stab someone with this?
[10:25] Jah
That's it!
[10:43] Mag
Is that all you've got?
[10:45] Jah
Shut up!
[10:47] Jah
Take this!
[11:18] Jah
This is just a stick that lights up!
[11:21] Jah
These here!
[11:22] Jah
This, too!
[11:23] Jah
And those!
[11:24] Jah
All of this!
[11:25] Jah
It's all useless!
[11:27] Jah
Why did I buy this crap?!
[11:33] Jah
Give me my hard-earned money back!
[11:41] Boss
Wow, this works really well!
[11:45] Boss
Are you sure I can have them?
[11:47] Jah
Yeah.
[11:47] boss
Thank you, Hy-chan!
[11:50] Nar
The boss was happy!
[11:54] titl
The Great Jahy
[11:54] titl
The Great Jahy
[11:55] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[11:55] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[11:56] titl
fad(150,1)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&\pos(319.889,278.671)}Will NOT Be Defeated!
[12:06] Jah
All right.
[12:08] Jah
Bring it on if you dare, magical girl.
[12:11] Jah
I'll turn the tables on you...
[12:13] Jah
with this homemade,
expertly cooked up birdlime trap!
[12:18] Jah
If she tries to barge in here,
she'll get completely stuck!
[12:23] Jah
And that's when I hit her with my magic!
[12:28] Jah
Wait...
[12:29] Jah
With her monstrous strength,
she could easily get out of this trap.
[12:35] Jah
There's also no guarantee she'll
try to come through the front door.
[12:39] Jah
She might come in the window...
[12:43] Jah
If that's the case, then here! Take this!
[12:48] Jah
And that's not all!
I have offensive traps, too!
SIGN Gong
SIGN Dong
[12:53] Jah
How's that?
[12:55] Jah
I'll beat her for sure.
[12:57] Jah
Now all I've got to do
is sit tight until she comes.
[13:01] Jah
Look at me! I'm such a strategist.
[13:32] Jah
She's not coming...
[13:49] Jah
I'm getting hungry.
Guess I'll have to take care of that.
[13:52] Jah
Time to go shopping for some dinner.
[14:21] Jah
Now I've done it!
[14:25] Jah
This can't be happening!
[14:26] Jah
Does this mean I can't leave here*
until the magical girl shows up?!
[14:30] Jah
What if... she never comes?
[14:33] skel
Jaheek...
[14:36] Jah
No, no, no, no....
[14:45] Jah
Get over here already, magical girl!
[14:46] Jah
Right now!
[14:47] Jah
Right this instant!
[14:48] Jah
You want mana crystals? I've got one!
[14:50] Jah
Come!
[14:52] Jah
Come!
[14:54] Land
Hey, Ja-ko. I'm here for the rent.
[14:58] Jah
Not you!
[15:03] Land
Hey, what the hell is this?
[15:04] Jah
Oh, no! The trap!
[15:06] Jah
Landlord!
[15:09] Jah
If that washbasin hits her,
she's really going to lose it!
[15:12] Jah
I have to... distract her somehow!
[15:15] Jah
Somehow!
[15:16] Jah
This is the only way!
[15:24] Land
Ja-ko?!
[15:27] Land
Hey, Ja-ko? Are you okay? Hey!
[15:33] Jah
Landlord... are you okay?
[15:36] Land
Yeah, I'm fine, but what's all this?
[15:39] Jah
It's a trap I made.
[15:41] Land
Wha?
[15:42] Jah
I've changed, huh?
[15:44] Jah
To think that a day would come when I
protect a human, and that human is you...
[15:50] Jah
So forgive me.
[15:52] Land
Uh, you set this up
and took that hit yourself.
[15:59] Land
Defense against the magical girl?
[16:01] Jah
Yes. You never know when she's
going to come attack me again.
[16:05] Land
Well, if that's what this is about,
you should've come talked to me.
[16:09] Land
I'm the landlord. It's my
job to protect my tenants.
[16:17] Jah
You? Protect me?
[16:19] Jah
I'm second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[16:21] Land
How are you this insufferable?!
[16:25] Nar
Unbeknownst to the Great Jahy,
[16:26] Nar
security measures around the apartment
were tightened that day.
[16:40] Jah
Challenging me with your pathetic strength?
Don't make me laugh.
[16:44] Jah
I'll show you the power of
the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[16:50] Land
It's rent time. Pay up.
[16:52] dog
Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof! Woof!
[17:04] Sau
Damn it!
[17:10] Sau
I need to move on to my new strategy...
[17:15] Sau
But I'm so frightened of Jahy that I'm
having nightmares about her every night!
[17:20] Sau
How can she scare me so?
[17:25] Sau
She's terrifying!
[17:30] Sau
That hair...
[17:33] Sau
It can't be!
[17:34] Jah
Unhand that!
[17:36] Sau
Jahy?!
[17:39] Sau
No, it's not...
It's just a kid with her hairstyle.
[17:44] Sau
Jahy's well endowed, sexy, and dignified.
[17:48] Sau
She has an aura!
[17:50] Jah
Give it back, you bastards!
[17:52] Sau
This kid isn't giving me any of those vibes.
[17:56] Sau
Besides, there's no way that Jahy...
[17:57] Sau
could be so adorable!
[18:00] Sau
It's someone else!
[18:04] Sau
You there! Are you all right?
[18:07] Jah
You...
[18:10] Jah
Who the hell are you?!
[18:12] Sau
I-I'm just a passerby.
[18:14] Jah
Stay back!
[18:16] Jah
This is a fight to death over
lunch between me and the crows!
[18:21] Sau
Wh-What a strong child!
[18:23] Sau
She's so small yet fighting so fiercely!
[18:27] Sau
Quite unlike me!
[18:29] Sau
I'll save you!
[18:32] Sau
Come, crows! I am your foe now!
[18:36] Jah
What are you doing?!
[18:40] Jah
No! That was my lunch!
[18:46] Jah
This is all your fault, you maggot.
[18:50] Sau
M-Maggot?
[18:55] txt
Salmon
[18:55] txt
120 yen
[18:58] Sau
I'm sorry. Please accept this as an apology.
[19:01] Jah
Hmph! I'm not so down on my luck
that I'd accept handouts from strangers.
[19:06] Sau
I see.
[19:08] Sau
You're tough, aren't you?
[19:10] Jah
Guess so.
[19:12] Sau
What do I have to do
to become as tough as you?
[19:18] Jah
What's that? You want to be tough?
[19:22] Sau
Yeah.
[19:25] Sau
There's someone I really want to defeat.
[19:29] Jah
That so?
[19:31] Sau
But I kept screwing up
and now I've lost faith in myself.
[19:37] Jah
I hear you.
[19:41] Jah
Even for me, there are times
when things don't work out.
[19:44] Jah
But I never ever give up!
[19:47] Jah
Even when things don't go my way,
again and again... I keep fighting!
[19:51] Jah
So you can't give up either.
[19:54] Jah
If you keep at it, you'll
beat them one day for sure!
[20:07] Sau
Yeah, I will!
[20:10] Sau
Thank you! I'll do my best...
[20:13] Jah
Don't cry.
[20:15] Jah
You can do it.
[20:17] Sau
That reminds me! What's your na—
[20:19] Jah
Waugh! It's time for work!
[20:24] Sau
W-Wait!
[20:27] Sau
She's gone...
[20:30] Sau
Again and again, huh?
[20:33] Sau
She's right!
[20:34] Sau
What are two measly failures?!
[20:36] Sau
No matter how many times
it takes, I'll keep going!
[20:41] Sau
Thank you...
[20:47] Sau
strong girl!
[20:55] Sau
I've found you at last...
[20:57] Sau
I've found you at last.
[21:00] Sau
I've found you... at last!
[21:03] Sau
Today you meet your doom!
[21:05] Sau
I've found you at last!
[21:07] Jah
What the hell is going on?!
[21:14] Jah
It's a regular weekday!
[21:16] Jah
Why is it so damn busy?!
[21:18] Boss
Hy-chan, this is for table 2.
[21:21] Boss
Please get it out quickly.
[21:22] Guy
Can I get another warm towel?
[21:24] guy
Another beer, please!
[21:25] guy
Me, too!
[21:27] Jah
I heard you!
[21:30] Boss
Please take care of table 3, as well.
[21:31] Jah
H-H-Hold it! I haven't even gotten
the stuff to table 2 yet!
[21:38] txt
Craft Pub Maou.
[21:45] Sau
M-Maybe next time...
[21:51] Sau
Let's do that.
[21:53] Nar
Not realizing that Jahy was the
very girl who'd encouraged her,
[21:57] Nar
Saurva lost to Jahy again today...
unbeknownst to everyone.
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The Magical Girl Will Not Lose!
E10 - The Magical Girl Will Not Lose
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[00:03] Kok
I wonder if the Great Jahy is already there!
[00:25] Mag
It's dangerous to cross at intersections
without stopping and looking both ways.
[00:30] Mag
Please be careful in the future.
[00:33] Kok
I... I will.
[00:42] Kok
Th-Thank you!
[01:00] txt
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fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:16] Tit
Restoration Plan No. 10
The Magical Girl Will Not Lose!
[02:23] Jah
We didn't find any mana
crystals today either...
[02:27] Jah
Do you know any places bigger than this?
[02:30] Kok
Yeah! There's a park beyond the train
station. It's bigger than this one.
[02:34] Kok
We should go there next time, Great Jahy.
[02:39] Kok
Oh, hey, Great Jahy...
[02:42] Kok
I met a magical girl today.
[02:45] Jah
What?
[02:45] Jah
Are you serious?
[02:48] Kok
Yeah!
[02:49] Kok
Looks like they're real.
[02:52] Kok
Not just something from manga and anime.
[02:55] Kok
She was so cool!
[02:59] Kok
Great Jahy?
[03:00] Jah
Damn that magical girl...
[03:03] Jah
It's not just my mana crystal...
She's trying to steal Kokoro's heart, too?!
[03:09] Jah
Oh... Oh, boy. Kokoro, you really don't
have an eye for this kind of thing.
[03:14] Jah
Can't you see someone much more
impressive standing before you now?
[03:19] ---
[03:20] Kok
But the magical girl was way bigger than you.
[03:26] Kok
She seemed really strong, too.
[03:29] Jah
Oh, but I'm also big and strong!
[03:34] Jah
I guess I haven't shown you my true form yet.
[03:39] Kok
Your true form?
[03:45] Jah
I can transform, you know.
[03:48] Jah
Well? Wanna see?
[03:50] Kok
I do!
[03:52] Jah
Huh? I can't hear you.
[03:54] Jah
Say it louder.
[03:56] Kok
I want to see it!
[03:57] Jah
Louder!
[03:59] Kok
I want to see it!
[04:00] Jah
Well, if you're that insistent,
I guess you leave me no choice.
[04:07] Jah
Behold my true form...
[04:09] Jah
Feast your eyes upon me!
[04:28] Jah
So, what do you think, Kokoro?
[04:29] Jah
This is my real form!
[04:32] Kok
Great Jahy, that's so cool!
[04:35] Kok
You're so beautiful!
[04:37] Kok
Just wonderful!
[04:41] Jah
That's right!
[04:43] Jah
I'm cool, beautiful, and wonderful.
[04:46] Jah
Go on... Keep singing my praises!
[04:51] Kok
You're so stylish!
[04:52] ---
Yup, yup.
[04:53] Kok
And grown-up!
[04:55] ---
That's right.
[04:55] Kok
I'm so surprised!
[04:57] ---
Aren't you just?
[04:58] Kok
You're so strong!
[05:00] ---
That's it, that's it!
[05:02] Jah
I'm not losing Kokoro to that nerd!
[05:07] Kok
Say, Great Jahy,
[05:09] Kok
could you pick that up?
[05:21] Kok
Amazing!
[05:25] Jah
Right?
[05:27] Jah
That was... nothing...
[05:31] Jah
Could do... this in my... sleep...
[05:34] Kok
Wow, wow, wow!
[05:36] Kok
Oh, oh, oh!
[05:38] Kok
What about magic?
[05:39] Kok
Can you do magic?!
[05:41] Jah
I... sure can!
[05:53] Kok
It's magic!
[05:59] Jah
How was that?
[06:03] Kok
You're amazing!
[06:08] Jah
I guess you understand my true power now.
[06:12] Kok
Yeah!
[06:15] Kok
You're cooler and stronger
than anyone I know!
[06:20] Jah
Really?
[06:21] Kok
Yeah, really!
[06:23] Jah
I see.
[06:33] Jah
Oh, no!
[06:34] Jah
I've gotta get going.
[06:36] Kok
What, already?
[06:38] Jah
Yeah. We'll have to continue our
search for mana crystals some other time.
[06:41] Kok
Okay!
[06:46] Jah
Man...
[06:47] Jah
Didn't think I'd be using
my powers in such a way.
[07:02] Jah
Don't tell me this is who
Kokoro was talking about...
[07:06] Pyrica
Hup!
[07:07] Pyrica
There!
[07:09] Pyrica
That's it!
[07:10] ---
Yes!
[07:11] Jah
Couldn't be.
[07:11] Pyrica
Come on!
[07:13] Girl
One more!
[07:15] Girl
Good!
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[07:19] Boss
What's wrong, Hy-chan?
[07:21] Jah
Sorry.
[07:23] Nar
The Great Jahy had to take the night off
because she'd used up too much of her power.
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[07:31] Boss
Hy-chan, could you get the phone please?
[07:38] Jah
I can't go on like this.
[07:40] Jah
I'll never be able to win against
that magical girl this way.
[07:44] Boss
Hy-chan, the phone!
[07:46] Boss
Would you answer it?
[07:51] Jah
Thank you for calling. This is Pub Maou.
[07:55] Jah
A reservation?
[07:56] Jah
Yes, of course!
[07:58] Jah
We'll see you later.
[08:00] Boss
You've gotten really good at
answering the phone properly.
[08:05] Boss
In the beginning, you didn't even know how to
pick up the receiver and you'd get so flustered.
[08:09] Jah
Of course I did!
[08:11] Jah
I am the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:14] Jah
Besides, who could have dreamed
the day would come
[08:17] Jah
that I had to answer the phone
and make nice with humans?!
[08:20] Boss
You're not just a mere shift lead.
You're like the shift master!
[08:24] Boss
Well, you're still our only employee, but...
[08:30] Jah
If you get it, then hire some
more people already!
[08:32] Jah
Damn it.
[08:34] Jah
I'm not here to become a shift master.
[08:36] Jah
Remember!
[08:37] Jah
I'm...
[08:39] Jah
the one that all the Dark Realm
feared, revered, and served!
[08:45] Jah
And now I'm growing accustomed
to the human world?!
[08:49] Jah
Bowing my head to humans?
That's absolutely unthinkable!
[08:52] Jah
An absolute travesty I cannot brook!
[08:54] Guest
Thank you!
[08:56] Jah
Oh, see you two later!
[08:58] Jah
Thank you so much for coming!
[09:00] Man
Another great job tonight, Jahy-chan.
[09:04] Man
We'll be back.
[09:05] Jah
We look forward to it!
[09:12] Boss
Hy-chan, that was lovely smile just now.
[09:14] Jah
Shut up!
[09:16] Jah
I'm only doing this for the mana crystals...
[09:18] Jah
I have no choice
but to work here to survive.
[09:22] Jah
I don't need to pander to these humans.
[09:26] Man
Wasabi octopus, some edamame,
and three beers, please!
[09:29] Jah
Coming right up!
[09:31] Jah
And yet...
[09:32] Man2
Do you have any other recommendations today?
[09:34] Jah
Our tempura!
[09:35] Man2
Oh, then I'll take that!
[09:38] Jah
Good choice!
[09:39] Jah
And yet...
[09:40] Man3
Excuse me! Could we order, too, please?
[09:43] Jah
Coming!
[09:45] Jah
My body...
[09:47] Jah
keeps moving...
[09:53] Jah
It's like I'm being controlled by the boss!
[09:58] Jah
I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:03] Jah
Feared and revered by all...
[10:07] Jah
I hate this!
[10:09] Jah
At this rate, I'll... I'll... I'll...
[10:17] Jah
Not only will I fail to get the
mana crystals from that magical girl...
[10:21] Jah
I'll cease to be who I really am.
[10:34] Boss
Are you okay, Hy-chan?
[10:36] Jah
It's all your fault...
[10:38] Jah
that I adapted to you humans...
[10:41] Jah
that I got used to being nice to you...
[10:46] Jah
It's all your fault!
[10:49] Jah
I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[11:11] Boss
Maybe you haven't realized it,
[11:14] Boss
but isn't the reason you've
been smiling so much lately
[11:17] Boss
because you're having fun working?
[11:21] Jah
Fun?
[11:23] Boss
Yes.
[11:24] Boss
You've welcomed so many people
tonight with your smile.
[11:29] Boss
You put smiles on all their faces,
[11:32] Boss
and maybe that's the real reason
you're so happy.
[11:35] Boss
You wouldn't be able to give
such a wonderful smile otherwise.
[11:40] Boss
Come on. Stand up.
[11:49] Jah
I see...
[11:51] Jah
I'm having fun at work.
[11:57] Jah
As if!
[11:59] Jah
You can't fool me with your words!
[12:01] Jah
You're not getting me!
[12:03] Boss
Oh my.
[12:04] Jah
This place...
[12:08] Jah
As soon as I've gathered the mana
crystals and restored the Dark Realm,
[12:14] Jah
I'm quitting this place!
[12:17] Boss
Good luck, Hy-chan.
[12:37] Man
I'm so sorry!
[12:38] Man
Are you all right?
[12:39] Kyou
Yes. Please don't worry.
[13:11] Man2
I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[13:13] Kyou
Yes, I'm fine.
[13:19] Jah
I believe I warned you.
[13:21] Jah
You shouldn't have that mana crystal.
[13:27] Jah
Mana crystals hold raw magic power.
[13:30] Jah
In the hands of humans, they cause
all manner of misfortune...
[13:37] Jah
and frighteningly bad luck!
[13:40] Jah
Today, I left my mana crystal at home.
[13:43] Jah
Now that I know she can't steal it
from me, I'm not scared of her at all!
[13:50] Nar
The Great Jahy's strategy was to take
advantage of the magical girl
[13:54] Nar
being physically and emotionally exhausted
from the mana crystal's influence.
[13:59] Nar
Then, after taking the mana crystal back,
she would beat her to a pulp.
[14:03] Jah
Let's see...
[14:13] Jah
Nice. That's the ticket.
SIGN Craft
Pub Maou.
[14:50] Jah
She's totally drowning in misfortune,
[14:55] Jah
but she's not affected whatsoever.
[14:57] Jah
How?
[15:07] Jah
What is this place?
[15:16] Girl
She's completely soaked!
[15:18] Girl2
It did start pouring suddenly.
[15:20] Girl3
Why didn't she use her umbrella?
[15:22] Girl4
She probably didn't have one.
[15:29] txt
Fortune of Misfortune
[15:33] Jah
What?!
[15:35] Girl
Oh, no!
[15:36] Girl2
Teacher!
[15:37] Girl3
Jingu-san is...
[15:39] Teach
What happened?!
[15:42] kyou
It's fine. The nurse's office will do.
[15:52] Jah
She...
[15:57] Jah
Come on, this isn't the time
to feel sympathy for her!
[16:00] Jah
Today's the day I take my mana crystal back!
[16:03] Sign
Nurse's Office
[16:15] Jah
On with my strategy.
[16:17] Jah
This is the perfect opportunity.
[16:19] Jah
All right, time to get it back!
[16:23] Jah
My mana crystal!
[16:30] Jah
You're awake?!
[16:39] Kyou
It's you... from that one time.
[16:46] Kyou
I wouldn't have expected you
to come all the way here.
[16:53] Jah
Stop being scared!
[16:55] Jah
Stop being afraid!
[16:56] Jah
She's weakened.
[16:58] Jah
Now's your chance!
[17:05] Jah
T-Today's the day you g-give me
back my mana crystal.
[17:09] Kyou
Ah, there's no need to thank me.
Your gratitude is thanks enough.
[17:12] Jah
Listen to me!
[17:14] Kyou
You came to thank me
for taking the crystal off of you.
[17:18] Jah
What're you on about?!
[17:22] Kyou
Today, I shouldered all this
misfortune for carrying the crystal again.
[17:27] Kyou
If I hadn't done that, it would
have happened to someone else.
[17:30] Kyou
When I think about that... my heart races!
[17:42] Kyou
It's true that the mana crystal's
misfortune is terrifying.
[17:47] Kyou
Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[17:51] Kyou
I don't want to see anyone else cry again
because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[17:58] Kyou
That's why I became a magical girl.
[18:02] Jah
I thought you were doing this because you're
some sort of masochistic pervert...
[18:09] Jah
But she's...
[18:13] Kyou
I've said it before, but I eventually intend
to destroy the mana crystals I collect.
[18:18] Jah
Destroy them?!
[18:23] Kyou
Ah!
[18:24] Kyou
Someone might be facing misfortune right now!
[18:27] Kyou
I can't just sit here!
[18:29] Kyou
Apologies, but we'll have to continue
this conversation when we have more time.
[19:01] Kyou
Farewell, little girl!
[19:03] Kyou
May we meet again!
[19:05] ---
Hup!
[19:10] Lady
How are you feeling, Jingu-san?
[19:14] Lady
Who are you?!
[19:15] Jah
I didn't do anything!
[19:16] Lady
Hey, wait!
[19:20] Girl
Look!
[19:21] Girl2
Oh, how cute!
[19:24] Girl3
What's a grade schooler doing here?
[19:26] Girl3
Where'd you come from?
[19:27] Girl3
Are you lost?
[19:28] Girl3
She's so small!
[19:29] Girl3
What a weird T-shirt.
[19:31] Girl3
That's an odd hairstyle.
[19:33] Girl3
So cute!
[19:34] Jah
Get your filthy hands off of me! How rude!
[19:37] Jah
Or are you looking for a slaughter fest?!
[19:39] Girl
What is that, like some kind of festival?
[19:41] Girl
Oh, I love little feisty kids like her!
[19:45] jah
Stop it!
[19:46] Girl
Wait!
[19:47] Jah
Never!
[19:50] Jah
Damn that magical girl!
[19:52] Jah
What's up with her?
[19:53] Jah
She's human yet doesn't fear misfortune.
[19:55] Jah
Then there's her obsession
with the mana crystals.
[19:58] Jah
And that power...
[20:05] Kyou
It's true that the mana crystal's
misfortune is terrifying.
[20:07] Kyou
Which is why it's a burden I should carry.
[20:11] Kyou
I don't want to see anyone else cry again
because of the curse of the mana crystal.
[20:17] Kyou
That's why I became a magical girl.
[20:21] Jah
Why...
[20:22] Jah
Why would she go that far?
[20:25] Jah
Snap out of it!
[20:27] Jah
Anyway, I need to do whatever it takes to get
those crystals back before she destroys them!
[22:23] Wom
Somebody, please help!
[22:32] Wom
Thank you so much!
[22:34] Kyou
It was nothing.
[22:50] Wom
A-Are... you okay?
[22:53] Kyou
Yes, this is not a problem.
[22:56] Kyou
Farewell.
[23:00] Kyou
I got this!
[23:02] wom
My purse!
[23:03] Kyou
You won't get away!
[23:05] Wom
Pervert!
[23:06] Kyou
Not on my watch!
[23:15] Kyou
I was able to take on the misfortunes
of others again today.
[23:18] Kyou
There's no better feeling than this!
[23:21] Kyou
I'm going to save more and
more people from misfortune!
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
The Landlord Can't Come Home...
E11 - The Landlord Can't Come Home...
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[00:04] Jah
What are you doing, Boss?
[00:06] Boss
Oh, Hy-chan!
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[00:08] Boss
I was thinking I could
raise some vegetables here.
[00:11] Boss
Home grown, you know?
[00:13] Jah
Home grown?
[00:15] Boss
I was thinking it would be nice to grow
my own veggies to serve in the restaurant.
[00:19] Boss
It would save money on ingredients, too.
[00:23] Boss
What do you think?
[00:25] Jah
Meh, seems like a huge pain in the butt.
[00:28] Boss
Oh, but freshly picked
vegetables are so tasty.
[00:32] Boss
You've got your radishes, lollo rosso,
[00:35] Boss
bell peppers, cherry tomatoes,
eggplants, okra...
[00:43] Jah
I just had a great idea.
[00:45] Jah
If this little guy gets to growing...
[00:58] Jah
I can save on my food bill!
[01:19] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:21] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:22] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:23] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:25] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:40] titl
Restoration Plan No. 11
The Landlord Can't Come Home...
[02:40] Boss
I hope you come out soon,
little cherry tomatoes.
[02:44] Boss
And then you'll have to grow nice and strong.
[02:47] Boss
I know you can do it.
[02:50] Jah
What are you doing?
[02:52] Boss
Taking care of my cherry tomatoes.
[02:54] Boss
It said that if you talk to
your plants, they grow better.
[02:59] Boss
So I try to talk to them every day
when I water them.
[03:08] Jah
Still haven't sprouted, I see.
[03:10] Jah
You've got guts...
[03:12] Jah
to be so insolent!
[03:14] Jah
Take this!
[03:18] Jah
Now grow! Grow and fill my belly!
[03:26] Boss
Look, look, Hy-chan!
[03:29] Boss
They sprouted.
[03:30] Boss
Cute, huh?
[03:35] Boss
Keep it up, just like this!
[03:38] Boss
And I'll keep showering you with love, too.
[03:47] Jah
Why?
[03:48] Jah
Why won't you grow?!
[03:50] Jah
Here I am, talking to you
every day, giving you water,
[03:53] Jah
and putting you in a nice sunny spot,
yet this is how you repay me!
[03:56] Boss
I'll keep showering you with love.
[04:01] Jah
Are you telling me you don't get enough love?
[04:05] Jah
Fine then, tomatoes...
No! Starting today, your name is Tomarou!
[04:11] Sign
Name: Tomarou
[04:13] Jah
Tomarou, you exist to fill my belly.
[04:18] Jah
You live for me, and you shall die for me.
[04:21] Jah
Consider it an honor! You got that?!
[04:24] Jah
And if you still won't sprout...
[04:29] Jah
I'll take you outside and into the sunshine!
[04:33] Jah
Well, how's the outdoors? Nice and warm, huh?
[04:36] Jah
You want to go home?
[04:38] Jah
Well, too bad! Suck it up!
[04:42] Land
Ja-ko?
[04:45] Jah
You're gonna get all
the sunshine you can stand!
[04:49] Jah
And after this, it's the
elephant watering can for you!
[04:53] Land
What the hell is she doing?
[05:03] Jah
Yes!
[05:04] Jah
You sprouted!
[05:06] Jah
I knew you could do it, Tomarou!
[05:11] Jah
Hey, I know! As a reward,
you get some expensive fertilizer.
[05:14] Jah
Rejoice!
[05:15] Jah
Now you keep at it.
[05:18] Jah
And when you grow me some produce,
I'll make you my left-hand man!
[05:26] Jah
Toma...rou?
[05:31] Jah
Why, Tomarou?!
[05:35] Jah
Are these bugs?!
[05:37] txt
King of Gardening
[05:39] jah
What a silly fool!
[05:41] jah
You can't even take care of yourself
when you're in danger!
[05:43] jah
You'll never become my underling this way!
[05:47] txt
Bug Repellent
For Vegetables & Flowers
Made With Natural Herbs
[05:48] Jah
Here we go!
[05:50] Jah
Bug repellent from natural herbs
that's gentle on plants!
[05:57] Jah
You can't die now!
[05:59] Jah
Don't think you can croak before
you bear fruit, Tomarou!
[06:03] Jah
Hang in there, Tomarou!
[06:05] Jah
Live!
[06:06] Jah
Believe it in your heart!
[06:08] Jah
I know you can do it! I know it!
[06:12] Jah
Tomarou!
[06:13] Jah
Tomarou...
[06:23] Jah
Tomarou!
[06:25] Jah
Toma...
[06:29] Jah
Tomarou!
[06:32] Jah
You did it!
[06:34] Jah
What a feat!
[06:36] Jah
I knew you'd become my left-hand man.
[06:51] Jah
Tomarou...
[07:05] Nar
Thus the days passed...
[07:20] Jah
Produce!
[07:22] Jah
We've got produce!
[07:28] Jah
All right!
[07:29] Jah
You did it! You really did it, Tomarou!
[07:32] Jah
I always believed in you.
[07:35] Jah
I believed in you! I knew you'd serve me!
[07:39] Jah
So beautiful.
[07:41] Jah
Almost too beautiful to eat.
[07:44] Jah
But I'm gonna eat it anyway!
[07:54] Jah
That's hot!
[07:56] Jah
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[08:03] Jah
Blech, that's terrible... just terrible...
[08:05] Jah
You betrayed me!
[08:09] Jah
Why?!
[08:10] Jah
You're supposed to be a tomato!
[08:11] Jah
A tomato!
[08:13] Jah
A little tiny tomato!
[08:13] txt
The My Little Vegetable Garden Series
[08:13] txt
Habanero
[08:13] txt
That famous super-hot chili!
Also a great ornamental plant
for its beautiful red color
[08:13] txt
30 seeds
[08:16] Jah
Give me back my time and my money
and my love and my hard work!
[08:23] Boss
Thank you again for all the wonderful produce.
[08:29] Boss
How sweet!
[08:43] Jah
The window...
[08:44] Jah
Damnation.
[08:45] Jah
This is why this place is a dump.
[08:49] Jah
Fixed it.
[08:50] Jah
I can't wait to get
the hell out of this hovel.
[08:56] Jah
Landlord?
[08:59] Jah
What do you want?
[09:00] Jah
Rent isn't due yet!
[09:05] Boss
I'm living here now.
[09:10] Jah
What?
[09:12] Boss
I got in a fight with my sister.
[09:15] Jah
What?!
[09:16] Jah
Don't get me mixed up
in your sibling rivalry!
[09:19] Boss
What do you care?
[09:20] Jah
Shoo, shoo! Git! Scram! Go home!
[09:23] Boss
I'm the one who lets you live here in
the first place, so stop complaining.
[09:28] Jah
Why my apartment though?
[09:31] Jah
Wait...
[09:33] Jah
The next unit is empty.
[09:35] Jah
Why don't you go live there alone?
[09:41] Boss
I'd be lonely all by myself!
[09:43] ---
What?!
[09:45] Jah
Then go back home!
[09:46] Boss
I told you I'm not doin' that!
[09:49] Jah
What about the inconvenience
you're causing me?!
[09:57] Boss
Your rent will be free.
[10:02] Jah
Please make yourself at home!
[10:04] Boss
Then it's all settled!
[10:06] Jah
I only have bedding and food for myself.
[10:08] Boss
I know. I don't need food.
[10:11] Boss
I'll take the bedding, though.
[10:12] Jah
Say what?! Everything is for me!
[10:14] Boss
Then I guess we're sleepin' together!
[10:16] Jah
Hell no, you moron!
[10:18] Jah
You can sleep on the floor!
[10:26] Jah
That's my blanket!
[10:32] Jah
Now I can finally sleep...
[10:39] Jah
That's mine!
[10:41] Jah
You...
[10:46] Jah
Get out!
[10:52] Jah
Go home and make up with the boss already!
[10:55] Land
Not until she comes over and apologizes.
[10:57] Jah
What about me?!
[10:59] Jah
You ate my snacks without asking!
[11:01] Jah
You leave your clothes all over!
[11:03] Jah
You even steal my blanket!
[11:07] Jah
I... I...
[11:08] Jah
Get out, get out, get out, get out!
[11:12] Land
Fine.
[11:14] Land
On top of the free rent,
[11:17] Land
I'll take care of the housework.
[11:19] Land
How's that?
[11:22] Jah
Stay as long as you like!
[11:23] Land
Heck yeah!
[11:26] Jah
I'm going out for a bit.
[11:27] Land
Where to?
[11:29] Jah
I'm meeting someone.
[11:31] Jah
Make sure to do the housework while I'm gone.
[11:33] Land
Right.
[11:39] Land
I freaking hate you, Sis!
[11:41] Boss
Ryou-chan!
[11:43] Land
I'm getting out of here!
[11:45] Land
And I'm never coming back!
[11:51] Land
Shit!
[11:54] jah
Damn it.
[11:56] jah
Why do I have to take
care of my damn landlord?
[11:59] Druj
O Great Jahy!
[12:05] Jah
Druj!
[12:06] Druj
I was just on my way!
[12:09] Druj
Please get in!
[12:13] Jah
Sure...
[12:26] Druj
Well then, shall we begin?
[12:34] Druj
Our meeting regarding our mana
crystal collection progress?
[12:37] Jah
O-Oh no, the time has finally come...
[12:42] Druj
I'll go first.
SIGN Badump Badump
[12:45] Druj
The small pieces I had my employees
collect comes to thirty shards.
[12:50] Jah
Th-Thirty?!
[12:53] Druj
There haven't been many big shards.
[12:56] Druj
Only six.
[12:57] Jah
Six big ones?!
[13:00] Druj
I believe we're about to exhaust
this particular area.
[13:04] Druj
We still don't know how far the
mana crystals were scattered.
[13:07] Druj
I believe that we should not only
expand our search range,
[13:11] Druj
but also conduct further investigation.
[13:16] Druj
That's all for my part.
[13:19] Jah
Y-You did really we—
[13:22] Druj
I am deeply sorry for not being
able to bring you good news!
[13:27] Druj
I completely understand why you
would be dismayed by these results!
[13:34] Druj
How could I have fallen this short?!
[13:38] Druj
I am... a worm!
[13:40] Druj
No! Less than a worm!
[13:45] Jah
If that makes her less than a worm...
[13:47] Jah
Then what about me, who lost
mana crystals instead of gaining any?
[13:51] ---
Ja-heek!
[13:54] Druj
Your Greatness!
[13:56] Druj
I beg you! Please reprimand me!
[13:59] ---
But...
[14:00] Druj
There is no need for mercy!
[14:02] Druj
I must be made an example of!
[14:06] Druj
Please... Please!
[14:08] Jah
Well, if you insist...
[14:10] Jah
She leaves me with no choice.
[14:16] Jah
You're garbage.
[14:19] Jah
No, worse than that.
[14:25] Jah
You'd dare report this to me?
[14:30] Jah
Idiot!
[14:31] Jah
You absolute moron!
[14:40] Jah
Another fresh juice.
[14:41] Jah
And that's not all.
[14:42] Jah
I'll take one of your seasonal parfaits.
[14:44] Wait
Coming right up.
[14:46] Jah
Of course... you'll be paying, Druj!
[14:52] Jah
And on top of that...
[14:54] Wait
Whatever you'd like.
[14:56] Jah
The special pudding à la mode set...
[14:59] Jah
for one!
[15:04] Druj
Thank you for the scolding!
[15:08] Jah
Sure.
[15:09] Jah
I'm the one who's worse than garbage.
[15:12] Druj
Next, we can hear your report.
[15:16] Jah
This is bad!
[15:17] Jah
I can't tell her now that
my mana crystal was stolen!
[15:22] Jah
I need to change the subject!
[15:27] Jah
I've located the magical girl
who destroyed our world.
[15:32] Druj
Truly, O Great Jahy?!
[15:34] Jah
Good. She took the bait.
[15:36] Druj
I see.
[15:37] Druj
I can't believe she was nearby.
[15:39] Druj
How vexing!
[15:40] Druj
Where is she this very moment?
[15:42] Druj
I'll go defeat her now!
[15:44] Jah
Calm down, Druj.
[15:46] Jah
That's the ticket!
I can feed her info on the magical girl.
[15:50] Jah
If I have Druj defeat the magical girl,
[15:52] Jah
I can concentrate on collecting
mana crystals without fear.
[15:58] Jah
You see, the magical girl is...
[15:59] Druj
I understand!
[16:02] Druj
The Dark Realm...
[16:03] Druj
You've finally avenged it for all demonkind!
[16:07] Druj
You have my sincerest apologies.
[16:09] Druj
It's only obvious that you wouldn't
let her live after discovering her.
[16:16] Druj
How presumptuous of me to say
that I'd go defeat her posthaste!
[16:17] Druj
Wait... Er...
[16:21] Druj
I bet you took out that
magical girl in an instant!
[16:26] Jah
Not only was it not an instant kill...
[16:29] Jah
I had my mana crystal taken.
[16:31] Jah
I got drunk.
[16:33] Jah
I let humans cheer me up.
[16:34] Jah
I... I...
[16:38] Jah
I took her out. Yup. That was me.
[16:41] Jah
No big deal.
[16:43] Druj
Then this means there's no one left in the
way of restoring the Dark Realm!
[16:47] Jah
R-Right.
[16:49] Druj
Off topic, but what's been going on outside?
[17:04] Druj
That's such a flashy outfit.
[17:06] Druj
And was that a mana stone?
[17:08] Druj
Could that have been...
[17:09] Druj
Your Greatness, do you know her?
[17:12] Jah
Sh-She's a, well...
[17:15] Jah
If I tell her that's the magical girl,
my cover story will be blown!
[17:21] Jah
She's my new underling!
[17:23] ---
What?!
[17:24] Jah
I mean, she's human, sure,
but she's quite strong,
[17:28] Jah
and she's really quite handy
for collecting mana crystals.
[17:33] Jah
So lately I've been making
her gather them up for me.
[17:37] Druj
A human?
[17:39] Jah
She is, but she insisted.
She just begged to work for me.
[17:43] Jah
There were others, too, but...
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[17:46] txt
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T
[17:51] Druj
She's just a human, but you can
depend on her more than me?
[17:56] Jah
Oh, I wouldn't say that...
[17:58] Druj
I won't stand for this!
[17:59] Jah
Druj...
[18:01] Druj
I'm going to collect more mana crystals
than her and prove I'm superior in every way!
[18:05] Druj
That I alone am your
most valuable underling!
[18:09] ---
S-Sure...
[18:10] Druj
Please look forward to our next meeting!
[18:21] Jah
I managed to bullshit my way out of that one!
[18:24] Jah
Dignity intact!
[18:26] Wait
I'll leave your check here.
[18:27] Jah
I even got the check.
[18:30] Jah
Wait, the check?!
[18:32] Jah
Druj?
[18:34] Jah
Druj!
[18:35] Nar
The Great Jahy kept her pride,
but it came at a great cost...
[18:44] Jah
I'm back, Land...lord...
[18:48] Land
Welcome back.
[18:51] Jah
You didn't do any of the housework!
[18:54] Land
That's not true. Look.
[18:56] Land
I folded the laundry.
[18:58] Jah
It's a complete mess!
[18:59] Land
I fixed food, too.
[19:01] Jah
That's just instant ramen!
[19:03] Land
The vacuum just, like, broke or something.
[19:05] Jah
You killed it!
[19:07] Jah
You!
[19:08] Jah
You have no idea
how to do housework, do you?!
[19:10] Land
Oh, put a sock in it.
[19:11] Land
I don't normally do it,
so how the hell should I know?
[19:14] Jah
Don't offer to do it if you don't know how!
[19:16] Jah
Go home already!
[19:17] [Messenger] ---
Sis
[19:21] Jah
Hey, pick that up!
[19:23] Land
I won't.
[19:24] Jah
That's the boss, isn't it?
[19:25] Jah
Pick it up!
[19:26] Land
I already said that I won't!
[19:28] Jah
Fine, then I'll pick it up!
[19:31] Jah
That you, Boss?
[19:32] Boss
Oh, my. Is that you, Hy-chan?
[19:34] Jah
Your sister can't do any housework!
[19:37] Jah
What kind of education are you giving her?!
[19:39] Boss
That must mean she's over at your place.
[19:43] Boss
That's good.
[19:44] Jah
No, it's actually not good at all!
[19:46] Boss
I got worried when she didn't come home.
[19:49] Boss
I'm so sorry for all this.
[19:52] Boss
Could you put her on, please?
[19:55] Jah
Sure.
[19:57] Land
No. I don't want to.
[19:59] Boss
Ryou-chan, I was so worried!
[19:59] txt
Sis
[20:02] Boss
I want to apologize to you,
so please come home, okay?
[20:04] Jah
There. You heard her, so talk to her!
[20:10] Jah
What more do you want?
[20:15] Jah
How can you be so spoiled?!
[20:19] Jah
You have a home to go back to!
[20:22] Jah
Someone who's waiting for you!
[20:25] Land
J-Ja-ko....
[20:27] Jah
If you lose that, it'll all be too late!
[20:38] Land
You're right.
[20:42] Land
Hello? Sis?
[20:45] Land
Yeah. Yeah.
[20:50] Land
Got it.
[20:53] Land
I'm going home.
[20:54] Jah
Took you long enough.
[20:57] Jah
Don't get into fights anymore.
[21:00] Land
Yeah.
[21:07] Land
Thank you.
[21:14] Jah
What'd you even fight about, anyway?
[21:18] Land
She wore some clothes I
really like without asking.
[21:25] Boss
Cute kitty!
[21:27] Land
And once she wears something,
the chest gets all stretched out!
[21:33] Boss
Meow...
[21:35] Jah
Go home.
[21:38] Jah
Sheesh, I'm finally free.
[21:43] Jah
Even though she's a mess,
I guess it's a little lonely without her.
[21:48] Jah
But more importantly, I need to gather the
mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm.
[21:54] Jah
I'm sure the Dark Lord is waiting.
[23:33] txt
Next Time
[23:33] txt
Kokoro Will Not Betray?
E12 - Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray?
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fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:46] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 12
Kokoro-chan Will Not Betray?
[01:52] Jah
What luck that they had a
special sale on sprouts today.
[02:14] Jah
It's a mana crystal!
[02:16] Jah
Today's my lucky day!
[02:18] Jah
I never would've expected to find
a mana crystal just like that!
[02:24] Jah
Wait.
[02:26] Jah
No way is getting a mana crystal this easy.
[02:30] Jah
Don't tell me...
[02:34] Jah
Is this a trap by that magical girl?
[02:41] Jah
That was close.
[02:42] Jah
Damn her! She's trying to crush me
and that mana crystal in one blow!
[02:47] Jah
Where is she hiding?
[02:54] Jah
Hiding won't get you anywhere, magical girl!
[02:57] Jah
You think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?!
[03:00] Jah
Get out here!
[03:13] Jah
Am I just imagining things?
[03:15] Jah
Trying to scare me...
[03:17] Jah
Wait a minute.
[03:18] Jah
What about the manhole underneath?
[03:24] txt
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[03:28] jah
Is it a trap?
[03:29] jah
Does she want me to fall down there
so she can lock me in?!
[03:33] jah
That must be it. I've done that a lot myself.
[03:36] jah
She wants to look down on me
after I fall in and laugh at me!
[03:39] jah
Too bad!
[03:40] jah
This is nothing!
[03:42] jah
I just have to make sure not to step on it.
[03:46] jah
You think I'm stupid?!
[03:49] jah
Now this crystal will be mine...
[03:53] jah
That thing under it looks like a button.
[03:57] jah
What could it be?
[04:10] jah
An explosion?
[04:11] jah
Is it going to explode?!
[04:14] jah
Picking that up will be the last thing I do...
[04:16] jah
She wants to blow me to smithereens,
along with the entire city!
[04:22] jah
Curse you, magical girl.
[04:26] jah
This is so cruel!
[04:30] Boss
What are you playing, Hy-chan?
[04:37] Jah
Are you trying to kill me?!
[04:39] Boss
It looked like you rolled
over all by yourself to me.
[04:42] Jah
You freaking idiotmorondumbass!
[04:45] Boss
You're so mean.
[04:46] Jah
I almost died!
[04:48] Boss
Really?
[04:51] Jah
Jeez.
[04:52] Boss
Were you doing something that dangerous?
[04:55] Jah
I was trying to pick up that
mana crystal over there.
[04:59] Boss
This right here?
[05:01] Jah
Boss, stop!
[05:07] Boss
You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short.
[05:11] Boss
What a good girl.
[05:13] Boss
Hy-chan!
[05:17] Jah
Don't touch that!
[05:18] Jah
It's a trap! Boss!
[05:23] Boss
Oh, really?
[05:33] Jah
Nothing happened.
[05:35] Jah
What about the trap?
[05:36] Jah
The explosion?
[05:37] Jah
And you, boss?
[05:40] Boss
I'm completely fine.
[05:45] Jah
What a relief!
[05:47] Jah
So there was no trap and no magical girl!
[05:53] Boss
Isn't that great, Hy-chan?
[05:56] Boss
But I never knew you could find
a mana crystal in a place like this.
[06:01] Jah
It was really easy to get, but I'm exhausted.
[06:07] Nar
Even though she acquired a mana crystal,
[06:09] Nar
the Great Jahy found herself short on words.
[06:16] Jah
Wow, this place is huge!
[06:18] Jah
I can't believe it.
[06:20] Kok
You see?
[06:21] Kok
We might find a mana crystal here,
don't you think, Great Jahy?
[06:25] Jah
Yeah!
[06:26] Jah
Good job, Kokoro!
[06:29] Jah
I'm going to look over there.
[06:31] Jah
You take that side.
[06:32] Kok
Got it!
[06:36] Jah
Kokoro's a really useful human.
[06:38] txt
Tomarou
[06:38] Jah
As expected of my right hand!
[06:40] txt
FAILURE
[06:42] Jah
Since she so helpful on
my mana crystal hunts,
[06:44] Jah
I might even make her an officer
once I restore the Dark Realm.
[06:56] Jah
Is that... a slide?
[06:58] Jah
What an odd design.
[07:00] Jah
Speaking of, that reminds me...
[07:03] Kok
The big park has a really huge slide.
[07:06] Kok
Let's go slide together!
[07:08] Jah
Didn't she say that?
[07:10] Jah
I should tell her what I found!
[07:13] Jah
Wait, what am I so excited about?
[07:22] Jah
Mana crystals! Come on, mana crystals!
[07:23] Jah
We don't have time to play around!
[07:26] Jah
What's that?
[07:31] Jah
You're such a coward, Kokoro!
[07:33] Kok
This is so much fun!
[07:37] Jah
I just said I have no interest
in these childish play structures!
[07:41] Jah
They're so silly.
[07:43] Jah
Now where's that mana crystal?
[07:47] Jah
Oh, how pretty. Kokoro might like this.
[07:52] Jah
I'll take it for her.
[07:54] Jah
What the hell am I doing?!
[07:57] Jah
Me, picking a flower for a human?!
[08:01] Jah
I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[08:03] Jah
Everyone lives in terror of me!
[08:08] Jah
That's right... Kokoro's my servant,
[08:10] Jah
and it's a master's job to reward servants.
[08:13] Jah
It's necessary from time to time.
[08:15] Jah
And she's a simple soul.
[08:18] Jah
I bet if I give her a flower,
she'll work even harder for me.
[08:22] Kok
What a cute flower!
[08:24] Kok
I'm so happy!
[08:25] Kok
I'll try my hardest
to find those mana crystals!
[08:27] Kok
Thank you, Great Jahy!
[08:32] Jah
She's also the one who wanted to slide,
[08:36] Jah
so I'll just tell her it's there.
[08:40] Jah
She's not here, huh?
[08:42] Jah
How far did she go? Sheesh.
[08:44] Jah
Kokoro?
[08:45] Jah
Kokoro!
[08:51] Jah
Kokoro!
[08:53] Jah
Get the hell...
[08:56] Jah
away from Kokoro!
[09:01] Guy
What's up with this lady?
[09:03] Jah
What the hell were you doing,
grabbing her arm?!
[09:06] Kok
Wait, Great Jahy!
[09:08] Kok
He just saved me because I almost tripped.
[09:13] Jah
Huh?
[09:15] Jah
Oh. I totally misread that...
[09:20] Jah
Just now...
[09:22] Jah
the supremely powerful, terrifying, evil
Great Jahy of the Dark Realm...
[09:23] txt
Supremely powerful
[09:24] txt
Supremely terrifying
[09:25] txt
Supremely evil
[09:29] Kok
Great Jahy?
[09:31] jah
...rushed in to save a human girl?
[09:36] jah
It can't be! It can't be!
It can't possibly be!
[09:40] jah
I'm supposed to be here
collecting mana crystals with her,
[09:44] jah
and yet my body's acting
of its own accord for some reason!
[09:48] jah
Why?
[09:49] Kok
That flower...
[09:51] Jah
Oh, I found it earlier.
[09:54] Jah
I was going to give it to you.
[09:57] Jah
You probably don't want it when
it's like this... do you?
[10:01] Kok
I do!
[10:07] Kok
I'm so happy!
[10:08] Kok
Thank you, Great Jahy!
[10:11] Kok
And that kick earlier was really cool.
[10:14] Kok
You just went sproing
[10:15] Kok
and kapow!
[10:17] Kok
You really are amazing.
[10:21] Kok
You're just so cool, Great Jahy!
[10:26] Jah
Kokoro...
[10:29] Jah
I knew it. She's not like other humans.
[10:35] Jah
By the way...
[10:36] Jah
I found that slide you
mentioned the other day.
[10:41] Kok
Let's go slide together, Great Jahy!
[10:43] Jah
Yeah, let's go!
[10:56] Kok
What's wrong?
[10:58] Jah
We need to get out of here!
[10:59] Jah
Those guys are always bad news!
[11:05] Cop
Hey, you over there!
[11:07] Cop
Stop!
[11:11] Jah
Get on my back!
[11:17] Cop
Where'd she go?
[11:24] Kok
Maybe it's okay now.
[11:25] Jah
They're tenacious.
[11:27] Jah
Let's stay here for now...
[11:28] Cop
They're probably in the octopus.
[11:30] Cop2
Stop hiding and come out!
[11:33] Jah
Listen to me.
[11:34] Jah
While I distract them, I want you to flee.
[11:38] Kok
I can't do that!
[11:40] Jah
Don't worry. I'll never let them catch me.
[11:44] Kok
Great Jahy...
[11:52] Jah
Playtime's over.
[11:54] Jah
You think I'd let you
measly humans capture me?
[12:00] Cop
Stop!
[12:01] Jah
Never!
[12:07] Cop
We said stop!
[12:09] Jah
No!
[12:15] Cop
Get down from there!
[12:17] Jah
Never!
[12:21] Cop
Halt!
[12:22] Jah
I can't!
[12:31] Cop
Why did you run from us?
[12:33] Jah
Because you were chasing me!
[12:34] Cop
You started running as soon
as you saw police.
[12:37] Jah
I h-haven't done anything wrong.
[12:42] Cop
Anyway, we'll contact your
landlord like last time.
[12:46] Jah
Anything but that!
[13:31] Sau
How the heck did this happen?!
[13:52] Sau
All right.
[13:54] Sau
My genius invention is finally complete!
[14:00] Sau
With this, I shall take my rightful place
as the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[14:06] Sau
I may have suffered defeat at
Jahy's hand multiple times,
[14:08] Sau
but I didn't give up and spent
the last few months completing my potion.
[14:12] Sau
I call it... Woof Woof DX!
[14:16] Sau
When she drinks this, she'll turn
into a dog both mentally and physically,
[14:19] Sau
and she'll have no choice
but to follow my orders!
[14:23] Sau
In other words, once Jahy drinks this,
I'll be second-in-command!
[14:28] Sau
Oh, how long I've waited for this!
[14:31] Sau
I spent so many
sleepless nights perfecting it.
[14:56] Sau
Huh?
[15:00] Sau
Now I've done it!
[15:02] Sau
I mistook it for the tea sitting next
to it and accidentally drank it all!
[15:07] Sau
I'm such an idiot!
[15:10] Sau
No, this is not the time to wallow in misery.
[15:12] Sau
It's fine! I'll be back to normal with time.
[15:15] Sau
And once I am, I'll make
a new batch of Woof Woof DX!
[15:19] Sau
I just have to keep calm and wait it out.
[15:22] Sau
Keep calm and...
[15:25] Sau
I can't do it!
[15:26] Sau
I want to go outside!
[15:27] Sau
I want to run around!
[15:31] txt
GASP
[15:31] Sau
Wh-What am I doing?
[15:33] Sau
I can't go around outside
like this. It's dangerous!
[15:35] Sau
I was just telling myself to stay calm,
[15:37] Sau
but my body keeps moving.
[15:42] Sau
Hey, you're the jerk dog from before!
[15:57] Sau
I can't speak anymore...
[16:03] Sau
But that dog got what I meant.
[16:07] Sau
This is bad.
[16:08] Sau
At this rate, I'll become a dog for real!
[16:18] Sau
Jahy?!
[16:19] jah
I haven't seen you around here before.
[16:21] jah
Are you new?
[16:22] Sau
Damn you, Jahy! This is your fault!
[16:25] Sau
It's your fault this happened to me!
[16:29] Sau
Damn it!
[16:30] Sau
Fine, then... I'll just bite you!
[16:35] Jah
There, there, there.
[16:41] Jah
Here, huh?
[16:42] Jah
Is that the spot?
[16:43] SAu
Yes, right there... That's it...
[16:46] SAu
This is all wrong!
[16:49] SAu
I'm not a dog!
[16:51] SAu
And I certainly won't be Jahy's lapdo—
[16:53] Jah
Fetch!
[16:54] Sau
Yay!
[16:57] Sau
How is this so much fun?!
[16:59] Jah
There, there, there!
[17:01] Jah
Want me to throw it again?
[17:03] Sau
Woof!
[17:03] Jah
Fetch!
[17:06] Jah
Fetch!
[17:09] Jah
Yeah, go get it!
[17:19] Jah
That was fun.
[17:20] Jah
See you.
[17:25] SAu
That was so much fun!
[17:29] SAu
That's not what I wanted!
[17:30] SAu
What are you doing, playing around like that?!
[17:32] SAu
What are you, a dog or something?!
[17:33] SAu
Wait, I guess I am right now.
[17:35] SAu
No, I am not a dog!
[17:37] SAu
Ah, jeez!
[17:39] SAu
And the worst part is...
[17:40] SAu
I enjoyed being treated like one by Jahy!
[17:49] SAu
Have I really become a dog in my heart?
[17:56] SAu
This is the worst.
[17:58] SAu
I wish I'd return to normal already.
[18:07] SAu
It's that punk who took my money!
[18:09] SAu
Y-You're scary!
[18:11] SAu
Stay away from me!
[18:20] Land
No collar, huh?
[18:22] Land
You a stray?
[18:26] Land
Sorry. I can't have dogs at my place.
[18:29] Land
Take care.
[18:38] Sau
She wasn't scary...
[18:41] Sau
I was always terrified of her.
[18:46] Sau
Maybe people are just nicer to dogs.
[18:52] Sau
Jahy wasn't scary either.
[18:55] Sau
Maybe staying like this for a
while isn't so bad after all.
[19:04] Sau
Now?!
[19:07] Nar
Saurva returned to normal
without (too much) incident.
[19:12] txt
Craft Pub Maou.
[19:14] Jah
So, today, I ran into this
really friendly dog.
[19:18] Boss
Oh, how nice.
[19:21] Jah
What a nice li'l fuzzball!
[19:25] Nar
It's said that there was never
another batch of Woof Woof DX.
[21:02] Kok
Where are we going today, Great Jahy?
[21:05] Jah
We'll hit that park we went to before
and look for more mana crystals.
[21:09] Kok
Okay!
[21:10] Jah
But there's somewhere I want to go first.
[21:14] Jah
Since we're going a bit farther today,
[21:16] Jah
we should buy some snacks.
[21:18] Kok
Okay!
[21:19] Kok
Oh, but my mom said I shouldn't
buy anything wasteful.
[21:25] Jah
Don't worry! Today's my treat.
[21:28] Kok
What? I can't let you do that.
[21:30] Jah
It's fine!
[21:31] Jah
You're always helping me out, so...
[21:34] Jah
Where was the candy shop again?
[21:42] Jah
Huh? What is this?
[21:43] Kok
It's called a crane game.
[21:45] Kok
You put in money, move the claw
to the thing you want, and grab it.
[21:49] Kok
My dad's really good at these.
[21:53] Jah
Wh-Wh-What?
[21:54] Jah
Y-You're saying I can get that many
tasty sticks for just a hundred yen?!
[22:00] Kok
Good luck, Great Jahy!
[22:01] Jah
Indeed. I've got this.
[22:04] Jah
If I snag it with ease,
she'll look up to me even more.
[22:10] Jah
What is this?!
[22:11] Jah
Fine, one more time!
[22:16] Jah
One more time!
[22:19] Jah
One more!
[22:25] txt
Change Machine
[22:25] txt
Return
[22:25] txt
Cancel
[22:25] txt
Insert 1000 yen
[22:29] Kok
Great Jahy, we should stop.
[22:32] Jah
I'm in too deep.
[22:34] Jah
This is a fight to the death.
[22:36] Jah
I'll get it if it's the last thing I do.
[22:42] Jah
Th-This is all I've got left.
[22:49] Jah
Oh, no!
[22:56] Jah
I got it!
[22:58] Kok
Great Jahy, you're amazing!
[23:04] Kok
It's yummy, huh, Great Jahy?
[23:10] Jah
Indeed.
[23:11] Jah
Oh, this steak flavor is really good!
[23:14] Kok
This strawberry flavor
is really tasty, too!
[23:16] Jah
Is it? Nice, nice.
[23:18] Titl
Next Time
[23:18] Titl
Druj Is Not Happy!
E13 - Druj Is Not Happy!
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[00:15] Jah
Ja-sheen!
[00:16] Nar
The Great Jahy was on a roll.
[00:19] Nar
Earlier, she acquired a large
mana crystal with surprising ease.
[00:23] Nar
And now, she's enjoying a
vacation at a luxury beach resort.
[00:36] Jah
I haven't cut loose like this in a while!
[00:41] Jah
At this rate, restoring the Dark Realm
will be a piece of cake!
[00:46] Boss
Hy-chan!
[00:50] Boss
Stop playing around and come help.
SIGN Beach Shack Maou.
[00:54] Land
That's right.
[00:56] Land
Stop slacking off!
[01:08] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:10] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:12] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:14] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:29] Tit
Restoration Plan No. 13
Druj Is Not Happy!
[02:31] Boss
We didn't come here to have fun, you know.
[02:33] Boss
We're here to help my uncle
with his beach shack.
[02:37] Boss
Hy-chan, please do your best.
[02:40] Uncle
Every year I get swamped on the weekends,
[02:43] Uncle
so I'd be grateful if you could help me out.
[02:45] Signs
Shaved Ice
[02:45] Signs
Ice
[02:45] Signs
Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
Draft
Beer
[02:45] Land
Stop goofing off and get to work.
[02:48] Jah
Why the hell do I have
to work at a dump like this?
[02:52] Jah
Look at this massive mana crystal!
[02:55] Jah
This is how powerful I am!
[02:58] Land
Fine, then no lunch for you.
[03:01] Boss
My uncle's yakisoba is famous, you know.
[03:04] Boss
The line-up for it gets really long.
[03:10] Uncle
I'll take care of your meals.
[03:12] Uncle
You can have whatever you like.
[03:17] Jah
Well, I guess I could lend a hand...
[03:20] Uncle
Then could you pack this up
into these boxes, Li'l Jaby?
[03:25] Jah
I am not "Li'l Jaby"!
That's the Great Jahy to you!
[03:31] Both
Uncle?!
[03:35] Uncle
My... lower back...
SIGN Beach Shack Maou.
[03:39] Uncle
It's been a while since
my lower back's gone out.
[03:43] Uncle
And right during the busiest time...
[03:46] Land
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
[03:48] Boss
We'll take care of the shack,
so just relax and get some rest.
[03:55] sign
Ice
[03:55] Land
Great deal on yakisoba!
[03:58] Land
It's really tasty!
[03:59] Boss
This is so strange...
[04:01] Boss
Maybe it's not the same without Uncle.
[04:04] txt
Shaved Ice
[04:05] Land
I mean... but how come no one's out here?
[04:09] Ann
This is lifeguard services.
[04:11] Ann
A large number of jellyfish have
been spotted off the coast.
[04:16] Ann
Please avoid getting in the water.
[04:19] Boss
Oh, jellyfish?
[04:21] Land
If they're the stinging type, that's bad.
[04:23] Uncle
There's sure a lot of them this year.
[04:26] Boss
Oh, this won't do.
You're supposed to be resting.
[04:28] Uncle
We had nonstop rain before this,
so business was dead.
[04:33] Uncle
I was happy we finally got some
sunny weather, and now there's jellyfish.
[04:37] Uncle
My business is doomed.
[04:39] Boss
Oh, my...
[04:41] Land
You really can't catch a break.
[04:45] Jah
There's no doubt about it! There's got
to be another crystal around here!
[04:49] Jah
That mana crystal needs me,
so it caused misfortune to summon me here!
[04:54] Jah
And if it's generating this much trouble,
it must be an extremely powerful one!
[05:00] Jah
Knowing that, how could I just stand around
and work this crummy job?
[05:05] Land
Hey, wait!
[05:08] Land
They just said to stay out of the water!
[05:11] Land
Get back to work, Ja-ko!
[05:16] Land
Fine, no ice cream for dessert for you.
[05:26] Jah
And here you are.
One draft beer and one yakisoba.
[05:29] Jah
I'm just here for lunch, though.
[05:32] Land
Yeah, nope.
[05:34] Girl
We came all the way here,
and there's jellyfish.
[05:37] Girl
How disappointing.
[05:38] Guy
Yeah.
[05:39] Kid
Daddy, I want to go swimming!
[05:42] Dad
I'm sorry. Let's be patient, okay?
[05:44] Kid
No! I wanna swim!
[05:47] Jah
Indeed. Looks like the
misfortune just keeps coming.
[05:51] Jah
I knew it! I need to get going!
[05:53] Jah
I must find it quickly!
[05:54] Land
This again?
[05:55] Land
No pay for you!
[06:05] Jah
Work, work, you say, but we've
barely got any customers.
[06:10] Boss
You're right.
[06:12] Boss
It's usually a full house here,
but there's still plenty for us to do.
[06:17] Land
Here. Take these out.
[06:19] Girl
You liar!
[06:21] Girl
I didn't think you were that kind of guy!
[06:23] Guy
Shut up! Just drop it already.
[06:26] Girl
I'm leaving you!
[06:27] Girl
Goodbye!
[06:29] Guy
Wait just a minute!
[06:30] Girl
Stop following me!
[06:32] Jah
That's... got to be one giant mana crystal!
[06:37] Jah
No, I'm doing this!
[06:39] Jah
I don't need ice cream!
I don't need any pay!
[06:41] Land
This again?
[06:43] Jah
I'm going to find that mana stone!
[06:48] Boss
Oh no, rain.
[06:50] Boss
The forecast said it would be sunny all day.
[06:53] Girl
We came all the way here for this?
[06:55] Girl2
We're so unlucky!
[06:57] Jah
I knew it! Fortune's on my side.
[06:59] Jah
The mana crystal is causing one
catastrophe after another,
[07:02] Jah
and that powerful baby's going to be mine!
[07:06] Boss
Hy-chan?
[07:07] Jah
Where are you, mana crystal?!
[07:11] Jah
Going by the concentration of bad luck,
[07:14] Jah
the mana crystal should be
somewhere close to here.
[07:17] Kid
Help me!
[07:19] Kid
Daddy, I'm scared!
[07:22] Dad
I'm calling the lifeguard right now!
[07:26] Jah
It's got to be over there near that kid!
[07:31] Kid
Help me!
[07:33] Jah
You're in the way, kid.
[07:34] Jah
I'm looking for that mana crystal!
[07:40] Jah
Be good and stay there!
[07:45] Dad
Thank you so much!
[07:46] Kid
Thank you...
[07:48] Jah
Now nobody will get in my way.
[07:53] Girl
I-I got stung by jellyfish
and I'm so numb I can't swim!
[07:56] Guy
I-I'll be right there!
[07:58] Jah
Out of the way!
[07:59] Girl
Thank you so much.
[08:01] Guy
You saved her life.
[08:02] Girl
How can I ever thank her?
[08:04] Jah
Don't think I did it for you!
I'm in this for the mana crystal!
[08:08] Guy
Help me! A shark!
[08:14] Both
Our boat is sinking!
[08:17] Kid
I'm caught in a whirlpool!
[08:22] Jah
Why won't this end?!
[08:24] Guy
Help me!
[08:25] Guy
Someone!
[08:28] Guy
My leg!
[08:30] Guy
Someone!
[08:34] Jah
Bad things keep happening,
[08:35] Jah
yet I can't find a trace
of that mana crystal...
[08:38] Jah
What is this?
[08:39] Jah
I didn't come here to save people!
[08:43] Boss
Hy-chan, why don't you call it a day?
[08:48] Boss
It's dangerous once it gets dark.
[08:50] Boss
I'll bring you again next time.
[08:53] Land
Don't you want some ice cream?
[08:55] Jah
No! I'm not coming back until
I find my mana crystal!
[08:59] Jah
I'll have my ice cream later!
[09:02] Land
Really? She's putting off ice cream?
[09:06] Jah
I'm on a roll right now!
[09:09] Jah
I'm primed to bag a massive mana crystal!
[09:21] Boss
Hy-chan!
[09:22] Land
Look at your feet!
[09:29] Jah
These are...
[09:34] Jah
Mana crystals!
[09:36] Jah
It's a ton of mana crystal shards!
[09:44] Jah
Boss! Please get me a bucket!
[09:49] Boss
Okay!
[09:52] Boss
Wow! Are these all mana crystals?
[09:58] Jah
I did it!
[10:00] Jah
I knew I was on a roll!
[10:03] Jah
Ah, how many times have
I been on the verge of giving up?
[10:07] Jah
The Dark Realm was destroyed,
[10:08] Jah
the lone mana crystal I worked
so hard to get was stolen from me...
[10:13] Jah
But with all these shards,
[10:18] Jah
I can fight the magical girl!
[10:21] Jah
She's done for!
[10:26] Land
Yo, Ja-ko, since you skipped out on work,
it's coming out of your pay.
[10:31] Boss
You can't be that reckless, okay?
[10:33] Uncle
They've been real worried
about you, Li'l Jaby.
[10:37] Boss
Take it easy rescuing folks, too.
[10:40] Nar
That day, the Great Jahy saved many people
[10:44] Nar
and retrieved the crystals
causing their misfortunes.
[10:47] Nar
Without even knowing it,
she'd done a lot of philanthropic work.
[10:58] Guy1
Profits are significantly up this quarter.
[11:00] Guy2
The chairman would like to see you.
[11:03] Guy3
All plans are on track.
[11:06] Druj
I understand.
[11:08] Druj
Thank you for your report.
[11:11] Guy
Thank you.
[11:12] All
Thank you.
[11:18] Nar
Lately, Druj has been haunted by sorrow.
[11:22] Guy
President, it's almost time to leave.
[11:25] Guy
The car is waiting for you.
[11:27] Druj
I'm coming.
[11:44] Jah
I need to start planning my strategy for
the final battle against the magical girl.
[11:49] Jah
I've got some time until I have to go
to work, and Kokoro is still at school.
[11:53] Jah
This is the perf—
[11:54] Druj
O Great Jahy!
[11:57] Druj
How wonderful to run into you like this!
[12:00] Druj
What a perfect day!
[12:03] Jah
Oh, it's you, Druj.
[12:04] Jah
What do you want?
[12:06] Druj
Do forgive me.
[12:08] Druj
I happened to be on the road for work when
I spotted you, and I couldn't stop myself!
[12:14] Jah
I'm in a good mood today.
[12:16] Jah
Sometimes you gotta pander
to the underlings.
[12:19] Jah
Working already, huh? That's commendable.
[12:24] Druj
Is the Great Jahy p-p-praising me?
[12:28] Jah
I've got somewhere to be this evening myself.
[12:36] Jah
What's wrong, Druj?
[12:38] Jah
Here, this seat's open. Take it.
[12:43] Druj
M-M-May I really sit next to you, Great Jahy?
[12:50] Druj
When we were back in the Dark Realm...
[12:53] (Flashback) Jah
Sit on same kind of chair as me? Outrageous!
[12:56] (Flashback) Jah
You should be happy you're
allowed to sit on ground!
[13:00] (Flashback) Jah
You're a waste of space.
At least make yourself a flowerpot.
[13:05] Druj
That's what she said to me!
[13:07] Druj
Th-Then I'll just be taking this seat...
[13:11] Jah
Sure.
[13:14] Druj
By the way, what are you doing here?
[13:21] Jah
Things have been pretty hectic lately,
so I'm taking a breather.
[13:25] Druj
A breather?
[13:28] Jah
While developing my next plot, of course.
[13:30] Jah
You should try taking a breather sometimes too.
[13:34] Jah
It's not good to always keep pushing.
[13:36] Jah
You'll get exhausted if all you do is work.
[13:39] Druj
Yes...
[13:44] Druj
Is the G-Great Jahy expressing
concern for my well-being?
[13:51] Druj
Back in the Dark Realm...
[13:56] (Flashback) Druj
I dug the hole, just like you told me to!
[14:00] (Flashback) Druj
What should I do now?
[14:02] (Flashback) Jah
Fill it back up.
[14:04] (Flashback) Druj
Excuse me?
[14:05] (Flashback) Jah
Once you dig it, the next
step is filling it back up.
[14:08] (Flashback) Jah
Fill it up.
[14:10] (Flashback) Jah
I want to know what it's like
to keep doing useless work.
[14:14] Druj
Your Greatness used to say,
"You'll die from overwork? Then die!"
[14:18] Druj
But now this, Your Greatness?!
[14:21] Jah
H-Huh?
[14:23] Jah
Did I really say that?
[14:26] Jah
Well, you know, rest is important.
[14:29] Jah
You always work too much, Druj.
[14:32] Jah
You're doing a good job.
[14:34] Druj
She's blessed me with
so much encouragement...
[14:38] Druj
So why?!
[14:39] Druj
Why do I feel so unsatisfied?!
[14:43] Druj
In the Dark Realm...
[14:45] (Flashback) Jah
Do it all over, you moron.
[14:48] (Flashback) Jah
Didn't you hear what I said?!
[14:49] (Flashback) Jah
It's all wrong!
[14:51] Druj
She used to scold me because
everything I did was wrong.
[14:55] Druj
But ever since we were shunted here...
[15:02] Druj
Your Greatness, I believe you've changed
since coming to the human realm.
[15:07] Jah
Huh?
[15:12] Jah
Did I say something wrong?
[15:15] Jah
I've been spinning tale after tale
to save face in front of Druj...
[15:19] Jah
Did she finally figure me out?!
[15:22] Jah
Come to think of it,
[15:23] Jah
I never spent time outside relaxing
in the barren Dark Realm.
[15:30] (Flashback) Demons
Please enjoy yourself, O Great Jahy!
[15:34] (Flashback) Jah
What boring scenery.
[15:38] Jah
I've clearly been downgraded...
[15:40] Druj
Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[15:42] Jah
Wait, Druj!
[15:43] Jah
I want to clear things up
since you seem to have the wrong idea.
[15:46] Jah
I'm only here because I don't want you
to feel obligated to do anything extra.
[15:51] Jah
If it was an overly extravagant place,
you wouldn't be able to relax, right?
[16:09] Jah
What?
[16:10] Jah
Was I wrong?
[16:11] Jah
About what, though?
[16:16] Jah
What is it?
[16:17] Jah
Which one of my lies did she figure out?
[16:19] Jah
That I'm completely broke?
[16:21] Jah
That I'm only a waitress
at the pub I don't actually own?
[16:25] Jah
Or could it be...
[16:30] Jah
Did she figure out that I haven't
really defeated the magical girl?!
[16:38] Druj
Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[16:41] Druj
In the past, I what?
[16:42] Druj
In the past, you were more...
[16:45] Jah
More what?
[16:46] Druj
More...
[16:47] Jah
More what?!
[16:49] Druj
More!
[16:51] Jah
More?
[16:55] Jah
Wait, Druj!
[16:56] Jah
Things have happened—
[16:57] Druj
You generously treated me more like a slave!
[17:09] Jah
Like a slave?
[17:11] Druj
Things have happened?
[17:14] Jah
What are you talking about?
[17:16] Druj
Please forgive me, Great Jahy!
[17:19] Druj
Yet still, I cannot forget the past!
[17:23] Druj
You generously used to treat me
like trash. Like a dirty rag.
[17:30] Druj
Like a used, crumpled-up tissue.
[17:32] Druj
Like a rotten cucumber left in the fridge.
[17:35] Druj
Like the slimy grime in a drain!
[17:40] Druj
And yet...
[17:42] Druj
ever since coming to the human realm...
[17:44] Druj
Maybe it's because
you've taken human underlings,
[17:48] Druj
but you've grown more and more kind.
[17:52] Druj
It's almost like you're becoming more human.
[17:57] Druj
I can't help but feel that way...
[18:01] Druj
So please, Your Greatness, scold me!
[18:05] Druj
Treat me like livestock!
[18:07] Druj
Treat me like you did back in the Dark Realm!
[18:15] Jah
Gross.
[18:23] Druj
This! That's it!
[18:25] Druj
That cold, judgmental stare
is the Great Jahy I love!
[18:34] Jah
Oh, that's right.
[18:35] Jah
Since I've been seeing her do so well,
I'd completely forgotten...
[18:42] Jah
This is what she's really like.
[18:46] (Flashback) Jah
Fill it back up!
[18:47] (Flashback) Druj
Yes! Right away!
[18:52] (Flashback) Jah
You moron.
[18:54] (Flashback) Jah
Didn't you hear what I said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Jah
It's all wrong!
[19:05] Jah
She laps up all my orders and abuse...
[19:10] Jah
What an idiot.
[19:12] Druj
Thank you so much!
[19:14] Druj
I see that you're still the Great Jahy I know.
[19:16] Druj
What a relief!
[19:19] Druj
Oh, right... Earlier, you mentioned
that some things have happened.
[19:24] Druj
What did you mean by that?
[19:27] Jah
That's none of your business.
[19:29] Jah
You think I'd tell you everything?
[19:33] Jah
Know your place!
[19:36] Druj
I am deeply sorry!
[19:38] Druj
I shouldn't have asked.
[19:40] Druj
What's more, I've robbed you
of your precious time.
[19:45] Druj
I think I should be going now.
[19:50] Jah
You couldn't be more wrong.
[19:53] Jah
Me, growing kind? Affected by the humans?
[19:57] Jah
Idiotic.
[19:59] Jah
That will never happen.
[20:01] Jah
Don't worry, Druj.
[20:07] Jah
I am the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm.
[20:14] Druj
I had the wrong impression...
[20:16] Druj
Of course you would never change.
[20:19] Druj
You shall stay on top,
even here in the human world!
[20:26] Druj
I shall continue to follow and serve you!
[20:36] Jah
Druj...
[20:39] Kok
Great Jahy!
[20:41] Jah
Hey, Kokoro! Is school over?
[20:44] Kok
Yeah! Let's go look for mana crystals.
[20:46] Jah
Sure!
[20:48] Nar
The Great Jahy narrowly managed
to keep Druj's respect for her.
[22:29] txt
Maou.
[22:31] Nar
The time has come.
[22:33] Boss
Hy-chan...
[22:36] Jah
I'm going.
[22:39] Boss
Did you pack bandages?
[22:40] Boss
Tissues and your handkerchief?
[22:42] Boss
I made some rice balls.
You should take them.
[22:45] Jah
Don't you know where I'm going?!
[22:48] Land
So you eat them on the spot?
[22:50] Boss
You're going to see the magical girl, right?
[22:54] Jah
I'm getting my mana crystal back.
[22:57] Boss
Good luck!
[23:03] Jah
Don't worry.
[23:04] Jah
I'm going to win for sure.
[23:06] Land
You got rice on your face.
[23:12] Nar
It's the Great Jahy against the magical girl!
[23:14] Nar
The hour of the final battle draws near!
[23:18] txt
Next Time
[23:18] txt
The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!
E14 - The Magical Girl Will Not Fight
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[00:04] Nar
If ever there were a fated showdown,
this would be it.
[00:08] Nar
Not only did the magical girl
destroy the Dark Realm,
[00:13] Nar
she's also taken the Great Jahy's
symbol of power, her mana crystal.
[00:17] Nar
Ever since, the Great Jahy
has thirsted for retribution.
[00:25] Nar
And now, the destined
battle is about to begin...
[00:41] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:42] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:43] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:44] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:45] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:47] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:06] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 14
The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!
[02:06] Jah
Today is the day I defeat you
and take back my mana crystal!
[02:11] Mag
You're... that little girl?
[02:16] Jah
Just watch this!
[02:30] Mag
I see.
[02:31] Mag
You're a creature of the Dark Realm.
[02:33] Jah
Correct.
[02:34] Jah
You've been making a fool far too often,
[02:37] Jah
but now you'll pay...
[02:39] Jah
For destroying the Dark Realm,
and for stealing my mana crystal!
[02:47] Mag
Mana crystals?
[02:56] Mag
You've got an interesting fighting style.
[03:07] Jah
Here I come!
[03:39] Mag
Not bad.
[03:40] Jah
That's my line.
[03:45] Mag
I'm sorry, but I won't give
your mana crystal back.
[03:48] Mag
And I will take the rest you possess.
[03:52] Jah
Why? Why are you so fixated
on the mana crystals?
[03:55] Jah
Why try to take all of humanity's
misfortune upon yourself?
[03:58] mag
It is heaven's will.
[04:00] mag
I am to destroy the mana crystals
and free humanity of misfortune.
[04:04] Jah
Heaven's will? What's a lowly
human like you going to do?
[04:07] Jah
All you're doing is taking
the misfortune upon yourself!
[04:12] mag
You know nothing about me!
[04:14] Jah
You're right! I don't!
[04:17] Mag
Then why don't I teach you?
[04:21] Mag
I'd always been prone to misfortune.
[04:24] Mag
Without anyone to love me
or anyone to depend upon,
[04:26] Mag
I've always been alone.
[04:29] Mag
But even so, once I became a magical girl,
[04:31] Mag
I was able to gather mana crystals
and save people by assuming their misfortune.
[04:37] Mag
So now I can live my life
feeling connected to them.
[04:41] Mag
This was the mission granted to me
when I had no one and nothing!
[04:46] Jah
Your mission is to sacrifice yourself for others?!
[04:49] Mag
Shut up!
[04:50] Mag
This mission... I'm the only
one who can carry it out!
[04:55] Mag
I've always held out on my own, so taking
on such misfortune is nothing to me!
[05:01] Jah
I've got a mission, too.
[05:03] Jah
One I've struggled with by myself.
[05:06] Jah
But I... Even I...
[05:10] Jah
Even when times are sad...
[05:12] Jah
Even when times are hard...
[05:15] Jah
Even when I'm ready to give up...
[05:18] Jah
I'm no longer alone.
[05:21] Jah
I've got people by my side.
People who support me.
[05:25] Jah
If I were on my own, I would have
been crushed a long time ago.
[05:29] Jah
But her... She's...
[05:35] Jah
She's the wretched murderer
of the Demon Lord!
[05:39] Jah
Still... I can't leave it at that!
[05:42] Jah
You're wrong!
[05:43] Jah
Shouldering all that misfortune yourself?
[05:45] Jah
Are you stupid?!
[05:48] Jah
I lost everything when you
destroyed the Dark Realm.
[05:52] Jah
I've suffered so much because of you.
[05:55] Jah
Even now, I'm still suffering!
[05:56] Jah
You've brought misfortune upon me.
[05:59] Jah
And yet...
[06:03] Jah
That's not reason enough for you to bear
all misfortune upon your own shoulders!
[06:07] Jah
I'm going to take back every last mana crystal
[06:10] Jah
and free you from misfortune!
[06:16] Jah
You say you're on your own?
[06:17] Jah
Ha! What an imbecile.
[06:19] Jah
I won't let you be alone anymore.
[06:22] Jah
How about it?
[06:23] Jah
If you give me the mana crystals,
I'll love you so much
[06:27] Jah
that you'll see how stupid your mission is.
[06:30] Mag
Did you... just say you won't
let me be alone anymore?
[06:33] Jah
Yeah.
[06:34] Mag
And that you're going to love me so much?
[06:38] Jah
Yeah.
[06:40] Mag
You won't stop liking me even if
you get caught up in my bad luck?
[06:45] Jah
You think something like that can scare me?
[06:48] Mag
Even if I don't know
my own strength and injure you?
[06:51] Jah
I'm the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[06:54] Jah
I'm not so soft.
[06:59] Mag
If you really mean it,
then I'll hand over the crystals.
[07:10] Mag
You'll love me?!
[07:12] Mag
I'm so happy to hear it!
[07:14] Mag
Thank you. You're the first person
who's ever said that to me.
[07:18] Mag
I've never had even one single friend.
[07:21] Mag
If me suffering misfortune
is misfortune for you...
[07:25] Jah
Well, I didn't say that.
[07:27] Mag
I'm not going to collect
mana crystals anymore!
[07:30] Mag
And from now on, I will live for you!
[07:34] Mag
By the way, what's your name?
[07:37] Jah
It's... Jahy.
[07:39] Mag
Jahy? Jahy... Jahy-kun!
[07:43] Mag
I'm sorry for everything, Jahy-kun!
[07:46] Mag
From now on, I'll be on your side!
[07:48] ---
R-Right...
[07:52] Mag
Jahy-kun! I'm here!
[07:58] Jah
What is it?
[08:00] Mag
I want to sh-sh-show you my house!
[08:04] Jah
I've got work today.
[08:07] Mag
Jahy-kun! Jahy-kun!
[08:09] Mag
It doesn't have to be today!
[08:10] Mag
Any time is fine!
[08:12] Mag
I've prepared lots of snacks!
[08:17] Jah
Snacks?
[08:20] Mag
I'm so happy.
[08:21] Mag
I invited you so many times,
but you've never come over.
[08:24] Jah
That's because of how you invited me...
[08:27] (Flashback) Mag
Jahy-kun, please come to my house!
[08:29] (Flashback) Mag
Jahy-kun, want to go do something fun?!
[08:31] (Flashback) Mag
Jahy-kun, you must come to my house!
[08:36] Mag
I'm sorry...
[08:37] Mag
You're the first person I've ever invited over,
so I'm new to all this.
[08:42] Mag
I've got a friend coming over!
[08:44] Jah
Huh? Are we friends?
[08:48] Mag
What?
[08:49] Mag
Aren't we?
[08:52] Mag
So it was all a lie?
[08:55] Mag
You said that you'd free
me of all this misfortune...
[08:58] Mag
That you would love me so much...
[09:01] Mag
And all of that was a lie?!
[09:03] Mag
It's too cruel!
[09:07] Jah
Okay! I get it already! Stop crying!
[09:10] Jah
You and I are friends!
[09:12] Jah
Are you happy now?
[09:13] Mag
Yeah!
[09:16] Jah
This is exhausting.
[09:18] Mag
There are the mana crystals, of course,
but there are other things I wish to show you
[09:22] Mag
that I believe will help restore the Dark Realm.
[09:24] Jah
Help restore the Dark Realm?
[09:26] Jah
But you're the one who destroyed
it for no reason in the first place.
[09:29] Mag
And I am very sorry about that.
[09:32] Mag
What I did to you all was horrible.
[09:36] Jah
Speaking of, didn't you say
you were assigned that mission?
[09:40] Jah
So destroying the Dark Realm
wasn't of your own volition?
[09:43] mag
Correct. I was only tasked
[09:46] mag
with destroying the mana crystal
and freeing humanity of misfortune.
[09:50] mag
I bear no ill will toward the Dark Realm.
[09:53] Jah
And who'd you get this mission from?
[09:55] Mag
Well...
[09:56] Mag
Let's go over the details at my place.
[10:00] Jah
I think she said that she has no family.
[10:04] Jah
Yet she spent all her time collecting
mana crystals and not working...
[10:07] Jah
Moreover, even bearing all that misfortune,
[10:09] Jah
she was doing pretty well for herself.
[10:11] Jah
She must be totally loaded!
[10:15] Jah
That's perfect.
[10:17] Jah
I'll take her mana crystals and her house!
[10:21] Mag
We're here!
[10:27] jah
Th-Th-Th-This is it?
[10:38] Mag
Due to the mana crystals,
this house is riddled with calamity.
[10:41] jah
You could've said so sooner!
[10:47] Mag
Heh, things never change around here.
[10:49] Jah
Is there more?
[10:51] Mag
Actually, the room where I
store the mana crystals...
[10:54] Mag
There's a shade there
that comes out after dark.
[10:58] Mag
Since I saw it, I haven't gone inside.
[11:04] Mag
I-I'm not scared of ghosts...
[11:06] Mag
Ah, Jahy-kun!
[11:19] Mag
A ghost!
[11:40] Jah
The... The Dark Lord...
[11:45] Mag
Stand back, Jahy-kun!
[11:49] Mag
H-Hey, that's my dinner!
[11:51] Mag
So you're the reason my food
stores have been diminishing!
[11:55] Mag
You thief!
[11:56] Mag
Taste a magical girl's Hammer of Justice!
[12:00] Jah
You insolent fool!
[12:03] Jah
Have you no idea who this is?!
[12:06] Jah
Gracing us with her presence,
[12:08] Jah
it's the supreme ruler of the Dark Realm...
[12:12] Jah
the Dark Lord!
[12:15] Mag
Huh?
[12:16] Jah
Your Lordship...
[12:17] Jah
You've gotten so small... How terrible...
[12:27] Jah
Why are you just standing there?!
[12:29] Jah
You are in front of the Dark Lord!
[12:30] Jah
She says, "You could at least
get me a glass of water!"
[12:34] Jah
Bring some at once!
[12:36] Mag
Wh-What?
[12:46] mag
So this is really the Dark Lord...
[12:49] mag
Then that enormous mana crystal I destroyed
wasn't a manifestation of hers?
[12:55] Jah
Gosh, you really are clueless.
[12:58] Jah
That was only one facet of the Dark Lord.
[13:00] Jah
A core mana crystal that gave
the Dark Realm its form.
[13:03] Jah
You could think of it as her heart.
[13:06] Mag
So how is she here now
if I shattered her heart?
[13:12] Jah
Mana crystals are the Dark Lord.
[13:14] Jah
Wherever they appear in high
concentration, so too will she.
[13:21] Jah
This just means you collected
a sufficient amount.
[13:25] Jah
Thank you for that.
[13:27] Mag
This is the first time a friend
has ever thanked me for something!
[13:31] Jah
Well, that's enough difficult discussion for now.
[13:34] Jah
Today, we celebrate!
[13:36] Jah
It's the Dark Lord's revival party!
[13:39] Mag
A party?
[13:41] Jah
Hey! Don't just sit there!
[13:43] Jah
Bring more snacks!
[13:45] Mag
O-Of course.
[13:49] Mag
Eat all you want.
[13:52] Jah
Wow, that's good!
[13:55] Jah
To think such an auspicious day would come...
[13:57] Jah
The best of all since I came to the human world!
[14:08] Jah
I say, these cookies really are good.
[14:11] Jah
The Dark Lord is enjoying them, too.
[14:13] Mag
I'm so glad you like them.
[14:15] Mag
I got them from a famous store.
[14:17] Mag
There's a lot more, so eat up!
[14:19] Jah
Wow, good job!
[14:22] Mag
I just got praised again!
[14:24] Jah
Today, we're going to eat
and drink ourselves stupid!
[14:27] Mag
I bought a lot of juice, too.
[14:30] Jah
Yes! Wonderful, wonderful!
[14:39] Jah
This really is the best day...
[14:48] mag
Here's the juice...
[14:49] mag
What? We're already out of cookies?!
[14:54] mag
Don't worry, Jahy-kun.
[14:56] mag
You can't have a party with just cookies alone,
[14:58] mag
so I ordered some delivery!
[15:02] mag
Whoa!
[15:06] mag
I don't know that I've ever laid eyes
on anything like this in the human realm!
[15:09] mag
You were scary as a magical girl.
Literally the worst.
[15:12] mag
But as a friend, you're the best!
[15:15] mag
I'm so happy!
[15:18] mag
Please eat up!
[15:19] Jah
What about you?
[15:20] Mag
My heart is so full
that it's filling my stomach, too!
[15:24] Jah
In that case, I'll just have some... Oh.
[15:28] Mag
Hey, Dark Lord! Don't
go snatching from Jahy-kun!
[15:32] Jah
Oh, it's fine. Today's party
is in honor of the Dark Lord.
[15:37] Jah
She needs to eat lots
to regain her strength...
[15:46] Jah
It's fine. I'm fine.
[15:57] Jah
Your Lordship?
[15:59] Jah
Wait...
[16:01] Jah
Is this for me?
[16:07] Jah
Look at that! The Dark Lord
gave me this piece of octopus!
[16:10] Jah
This must mean I'm special to her!
[16:14] Jah
I am so loved!
[16:16] Mag
Because of a tiny piece of octopus?!
[16:18] Mag
You mean more to me than that!
[16:21] Mag
I love you so much more! I love you to death!
[16:31] Jah
Okay, so now we have to have a serious talk.
[16:34] Jah
Let's hear what led up to you
destroying the Dark Realm...
[16:39] Mag
It happened on a cold winter night.
[17:17] Mag
I was drowning. On the verge of death.
[17:21] Mag
So I prepared myself. That's when...
[17:32] Light
You are strong.
[17:35] Light
You managed to endure so much
misfortune all by yourself.
[17:39] Light
It wouldn't be right for
someone like you to die here.
[17:43] Light
I shall grant you power.
[17:46] Light
And in return...
[17:48] txt
Please free people from misfortune
[17:50] Mag
Thus I gained my powers,
[17:52] Mag
did as the voice told me, destroyed
the mana crystal in the Dark Realm,
[17:55] Mag
and collected the mana crystals on Earth.
[17:58] Mag
But now, I will spend my life
atoning for this mistake!
[18:02] Jah
I don't want to be stuck with
you for the rest of my days.
[18:04] Jah
Just return the mana crystals and we're good.
[18:07] Jah
Actually, wait a minute...
[18:09] Jah
If we don't figure out
who's behind that voice,
[18:11] Jah
the Dark Realm won't be
safe even if we restore it.
[18:15] Jah
Since you're our only lead, you'll be helping us!
[18:18] Jah
I'm going to work you hard.
[18:19] Mag
Please! Work me to the bone!
[18:22] Jah
Once we defeat this mastermind,
we'll restore the Dark Realm!
[18:25] Mag
But can you defeat them?
[18:27] Jah
With the Dark Lord by my side, it'll be a cinch!
[18:29] Jah
Behold how incredible she is!
[18:36] Jah
I-I mean, she just revived, so...
[18:40] Jah
But she'll be back to normal soon
[18:43] Jah
and leading the way for us
with her magnificent presence.
[18:46] Jah
I'm sure she'll be praising
what I've done, too.
[18:50] Jah
Isn't that right, Your Lordship?
[18:56] Jah
Did you see that?!
[18:58] Jah
She's already pleased with me!
[19:00] Jah
I knew I was special to her!
[19:04] Jah
The Dark Lord is an absolute
being who needs no one.
[19:07] Jah
Approaching her means instant destruction,
[19:09] Jah
yet I alone was allowed to stand next to her!
[19:14] Jah
And that's not all!
[19:15] Jah
Only I was allowed to hear her words,
[19:17] Jah
and only with me did she
share her magical powers!
[19:20] Jah
After all, I was the only
one who understood her.
[19:24] Jah
Even now, I totally understand what she's feeling.
[19:27] Jah
Hmm, hmm... I see.
[19:30] Jah
Right now, her stomach is really full
and she can't eat any more!
[19:37] mag
I don't think that's it.
[19:40] Jah
There's no way I'd misinterpret her.
[19:43] Jah
She's saying...
[19:48] Jah
"Even if she was being used,
[19:50] Jah
I'm not sure we should
expose ourselves in front
[19:52] Jah
of the magical girl who
destroyed the Dark Realm."
[19:56] Jah
"I want to formulate a restoration plan
as soon as possible,
[19:58] Jah
but we can't do that around someone we can't trust."
[20:01] Jah
That means she wants to move
to my base immediately.
[20:09] Jah
That wasn't it, huh...?
[20:11] Mag
You're leaving already?
[20:12] Mag
But you just got here!
You should stay longer.
[20:16] Mag
I know! What if all three of us lived here?
[20:20] Mag
This is bigger than your
current place, Jahy-kun.
[20:23] Jah
Shut up! Nobody asked you!
[20:25] Jah
All three of us living
together? Are you stupid?
[20:27] Jah
You listen here! The Dark Lord and I
have an incredible bond between us.
[20:31] Jah
But what about you?!
[20:32] Jah
I'll grant you that reviving her to
this point is an achievement of sorts,
[20:37] Jah
but I can't believe you'd get so ahead of
yourself as to suggest living together with her!
[20:42] Mag
I-I'd just be happy if you stayed here, so...
[20:47] Jah
Your rudeness is astounding!
[20:49] Jah
Your Lordship, once we retrieve the crystals,
[20:51] Jah
let's get out of here!
[20:56] Jah
Huh?
[21:03] Jah
Why?
[21:05] Jah
How?
[21:08] Jah
It's the food?!
[21:15] Jah
I lost to the magical girl...
[21:17] Jah
No, I lost to food!
[21:20] Jah
Damn it all!
[21:22] mag
Ah, Jahy-kun! Wait!
[21:26] Jah
Damn it! Damn it!
[21:28] Jah
I'll feed you even tastier food, Your Lordship!
[21:34] Nar
The Great Jahy managed to make peace
with her magical girl rival.
[21:36] Nar
On top of that, she was able to recover the
mana crystals an reunite with the Dark Lord.
[21:42] Nar
But it looks like winning the
Dark Lord's heart won't be so easy.
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[01:30] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 15
The Boss Cannot Decide!
[01:36] Jah
I've collected a ton of mana crystals.
[01:38] Jah
I've made my former nemesis,
the magical girl, my pawn.
[01:41] Jah
And I've even seen the the Dark Lord revived!
[01:45] Jah
She's still at her place,
but at least she's back!
[01:49] Jah
Either way, I'm so close to
restoring the Dark Realm!
[01:52] Jah
When I tell Kokoro,
[01:55] Jah
I'm sure she'll commend
and encourage me more than ever.
[01:56] kok
Amazing!
[02:00] Jah
In fact...
[02:01] Jah
I should be praised and commended way more!
[02:05] Kok
Sorry to keep you waiting, Great Jahy!
[02:08] Jah
There she is!
[02:09] Kok
You're sliding today, huh?
[02:14] Jah
Say, Kokoro, notice anything
different about me?
[02:19] Kok
Different?
[02:20] Jah
Go ahead! Worship me!
[02:23] Kok
Um...
[02:24] Jah
Come on! Lay on the praise!
[02:28] Kok
Do you mean the new girl behind you?
[02:31] ---
Huh?
[02:32] Mag
Can I play with you guys, too?!
[02:36] Kok
Who are you?
[02:38] Mag
Oh, I'm...
[02:39] Jah
Stay the hell away from Kokoro!
[02:40] Kok
Is she your friend, Great Jahy?
[02:42] Jah
No! She's...
[02:48] Jah
Yeah, she's my friend! She's a friend.
[02:55] Jah
We need to split, Kokoro.
[02:56] Kok
What?
[02:57] Jah
She's real bad news.
[02:59] Jah
Better not let her get near you.
[03:01] Kok
Really?
[03:02] Jah
She can take a washing machine, a truck,
or a lightning bolt and shrug it off!
[03:09] Kok
That's incredible!
[03:10] Jah
It's not incredible. It's freaky.
[03:13] Jah
All right, let's go!
[03:16] Mag
I get it.
[03:18] Mag
We're playing tag!
[03:22] Mag
Leap!
[03:27] Mag
You're it now, Jahy-kun.
[03:29] Mag
Come, let us flee!
[03:31] Kok
Sure!
[03:34] Jah
How dare she?!
[03:36] Jah
Kokoro is my underling!
[03:39] Kok
Great Jahy!
[03:40] Mag
Come and get us!
[03:43] Wom
Oh, look at those kids.
[03:46] Wom2
A high schooler playing
with such a young girl?
[03:50] Wom2
That's so...
[03:51] Jah
Good. Be suspicious.
[03:54] Jah
Call the police and tell them a weirdo
is trying something with children!
[03:59] Wom
That's so nice of her!
[04:00] Wom
Look at her, playing with that little girl.
[04:03] Wom2
What a nice kid.
[04:05] Jah
Huh?
[04:07] Jah
What the hell?!
[04:10] Kok
Miss!
[04:13] Kok
Are you okay?
[04:14] Mag
Ow...
[04:15] Mag
What is this hole doing here?
[04:17] Kok
Here!
[04:19] Kok
It's hard to get up by yourself.
[04:28] Mag
Thank you.
[04:31] Kok
Come help, Great Jahy!
[04:33] Jah
Why should I?
[04:35] Jah
She can get up by herself, anyway.
[04:37] Kok
But it's faster if we both pull.
[04:40] Jah
Fine...
[04:45] Both
Ready, and...
[04:55] Both
Heave-ho!
[05:00] Mag
I'm sorry!
[05:01] Mag
Now you're both dirty, too.
[05:07] Jah
What's so funny?
[05:08] Kok
It's just... now we're
all covered in dirt! See?
[05:16] Kok
That was fun!
[05:20] Jah
Jeez.
[05:27] Mag
Yeah!
[05:32] Mag
I'm glad I followed Jahy-kun and
mustered the courage to talk to you!
[05:35] Jah
Don't follow me.
[05:40] Kok
Your friend is wonderful, Great Jahy.
[05:43] Jah
Huh? Wonderful?
[05:46] Jah
This is the JABLEEP who destroyed the
Dark Realm and stole my mana crystals.
[05:51] Kok
But now you're friends, right?
[05:55] Jah
I suppose.
[05:56] Kok
My mother told me that being able
to make up is a wonderful thing.
[06:01] Kok
It's so amazing that people can become
friends even if things used to be bad!
[06:06] Jah
Why are you blushing?!
[06:08] Jah
Sheesh.
[06:10] Nar
In spite of herself,
the Great Jahy didn't hate this.
[06:13] Mag
So, what are we going to play next?
[06:16] Jah
Kokoro is my playmate.
[06:18] Jah
Shoo, shoo.
[06:19] Mag
But... we're friends.
[06:21] Jah
Don't act like you're friends with her, too.
[06:25] Kok
She is my friend.
[06:28] Kok
We're friends, right?
[06:30] Jah
Kokoro!
[06:39] Nar
Meanwhile...
[06:44] Nar
The Dark Lord was house-sitting
for the magical girl.
[06:52] Jah
Damn that magical girl...
[06:55] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[06:56] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[06:57] Mag
Ah, Jahy-kun!
[07:00] Jah
The only time I'm free of her is at work.
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[07:04] Jah
Never thought I'd look forward
to clocking in this much.
[07:08] Mag
Welcome!
[07:10] Jah
Hey!
[07:12] Jah
Wh-What the hell are you doing here?!
[07:14] Boss
Oh, Hy-chan, you know her?
[07:16] Boss
If so, that'll make this easier.
[07:19] Boss
Jingu Kyouko-chan will be
working for us starting today.
[07:23] Both
Isn't that right?
[07:24] Jah
So that's your name...
[07:27] Boss
You're her senior coworker here,
so please show Kyouko-chan the ropes.
[07:31] Jah
What?!
[07:33] Jah
She destroyed my Dark Realm
and now I have to—
[07:35] Boss
Just one moment.
[07:37] Jah
Boss!
[07:42] Jah
What's the big idea, following my every step?!
[07:46] Mag
You're so close!
[07:47] Jah
I am not!
[07:49] Jah
You're the stalker who
followed me even to work!
[07:53] Mag
Me, a stalker?! P-Please, hold on a moment!
[07:55] Mag
I know I've been following you around,
but this was pure coincidence!
[07:59] Jah
Like I'd buy that!
[08:00] Mag
Please believe me!
SIGN fad(480,1)\an7\fnArial\fs20\b1\c&H142132&\3c&HF2F9F5&\4c&HC3CED6&}Part-time Work
Hiring Now!
Wait & Kitchen Staff
Friendly and energetic people preferred!
No prior experience needed!
Staff meals included!
For details such as hourly pay,
working hours, etc.,
please call or come by
Craft Pub Maou.
[08:02] Mag
I found this flyer for part-time employees.
[08:06] Mag
And I was hired just now.
[08:08] Mag
I've been so lucky lately!
[08:11] Mag
To think this random job I found
happened to be where you work...
[08:16] Jah
Hmph. Why are you suddenly
getting a job anyway?
[08:21] Mag
Until now, I found meaning in
shouldering the misfortunes of others.
[08:27] Mag
But ever since you saved me,
[08:29] Mag
I've decided to stop that.
I'm going to try to learn new things.
[08:34] Mag
To make you and others happy myself.
[08:41] Mag
However, I've realized that in order
to make people happy, you need money.
[08:47] Jah
The bitter truth!
[08:49] Jah
Is this because the Dark Lord
is eating you out of house and home?
[08:54] Jah
Knew it...
[08:55] Jah
Your Lordship...
[08:56] Jah
You are truly terrifying.
[09:07] Jah
Come with me.
[09:09] Jah
How to prepare warm hand towels.
[09:11] Jah
How to take orders.
[09:12] Jah
How to carry out the dishes.
[09:14] Jah
How to wash the plates.
[09:15] Jah
I'll teach you everything.
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[09:20] Mag
I'm looking forward to it!
[09:26] Jah
Here you go!
[09:27] Man
Thank you.
[09:29] Jah
Please enjoy!
[09:33] Jah
Having extra help will make things easier.
[09:37] Jah
I'll have her doing my bidding... Geh!
[09:41] Mag**
Huh?
[09:43] Mag
Huh?!
[09:44] Mag
What's going on?
[09:46] Jah
How does that even happen?!
[09:54] Mag
H-H-H-Here's your o-order.
[09:57] Guy
Huh? We didn't order all this.
[10:00] Jah
How'd she manage that?!
[10:02] Jah
I'm sorry!
[10:03] Jah
This is actually for the table over there.
[10:07] Jah
I need the drinks for table three!
[10:09] Mag
O-On it!
[10:42] Jah
This isn't right.
[10:44] Jah
Having extra help was supposed*
to make things easier.
[10:48] Guy
Where's my order?
[10:49] Guy
I'd like to place an order!
[10:50] Guy
Where's my draft beer?
[10:51] Jah
Why is there more work for me?!
[10:54] Mag
Is there anything I can do, Jahy-kun?
[10:57] Jah
You can stand there and watch!
[10:59] Jah
Don't move!
[11:07] Boss
Don't worry, Kyouko-chan.
[11:09] Boss
It's hard for everyone at first.
[11:12] Boss
Hy-chan was horrible, too, when she started.
[11:15] Mag
She was?
[11:17] (Flashback) Boss
Jahy-chan? Can you take this
out to table seven, please?
[11:21] (Flashback) Jah
Moron. Like I'd do
what some human tells me to.
[11:25] Boss
But Hy-chan does her best.
[11:29] Boss
No matter what it is, she gives it her all.
[11:32] Boss
You remind me of her in some ways,
so I'm sure you'll get the hang of things soon.
[11:40] Mag
Boss...
[11:42] Jah
Hey, were you watching?
[11:45] Jah
If you want to be of any use,
you'd better keep a good eye on me.
[11:49] ---
Right!
[11:51] Jah
Here's how you pour the beer! Got it?
[11:54] Mag
I see.
[11:55] Jah
It's not just about brute strength!
[11:57] mag
Brute strength is no good...
[11:59] Jah
You have to be more careful!
[12:01] Mag
Be more careful...
[12:03] Man
Can we place an order?
[12:05] Both
Coming!
[12:05] Both
Be right with you!
[12:17] Mag
I did it!
[12:19] Man
Thanks, new girl.
[12:22] Mag
O-Oh, of course.
[12:25] Jah
Hey, there's something in your hair.
[12:30] Jah
A mana crystal?
[12:32] Mag
Here you go!
[12:34] Wom
I'd like to order, please!
[12:35] Mag
Go right ahead!
[12:40] Jah
I was pretty worried at first, but I guess
it was just the mana crystal's meddling.
[12:45] Boss
Kyouko-chan is doing great.
[12:47] Boss
You must be a good mentor.
[12:52] Jah
I am the second-in-command of the Dark Realm.
[12:55] Boss
I've left everything up to you so far,
[12:59] Boss
but from now on...
[13:01] Mag
From now on...
[13:04] Mag
From now on, we'll see
each other every day, Jahy-kun!
[13:10] Mag
During the day!
[13:11] Mag
And in the evenings!
[13:13] Mag
From now on, we'll always be together!
[13:19] Jah
No!
[13:21] Nar
The Great Jahy couldn't escape
the magical girl's shackles.
[13:26] Sign
Closed
[13:29] Boss
Hy-chan, I have a favor to ask you.
[13:33] Jah
Nope.
[13:35] Boss
How can you say no when you
don't even know what it is?
[13:37] Jah
Because you're probably just going to say
"let's go on a diet together" or something.
[13:42] Jah
Go ask someone else.
[13:43] Boss
Someone else...
[13:46] Boss
Kyouko-chan!
[13:47] Mag
Yes?
[13:48] Mag
I've wiped down all the tables!
[13:52] Boss
Thank you.
[13:53] Boss
Say, I've been trying to think
of some new menu items.
[13:56] Boss
I was wondering if you'd do a taste test.
[14:00] Jah
Did she say a taste test?
[14:01] Boss
I've had so many ideas
that I'm just not sure anymore.
[14:05] Boss
And Hy-chan seems to be busy.
Can I count on you instead?
[14:09] Mag
Pleased to be of service, Boss!
[14:12] Boss
Then please wait for me at that table.
[14:18] Jah
If you want me to eat that bad,
then fine, I'll eat.
[14:22] Boss
Oh, wow! Getting both of your
opinions will be so helpful.
[14:27] Jah
Sure. Bring it on out, then.
[14:29] Boss
Just a moment.
[14:32] Boss
All right. Here you go.
[14:37] Mag
Stewed flounder?
[14:39] Boss
I've made the flavors a bit stronger.
[14:43] Mag
Thank you for the food.
[14:49] Mag
It's delicious!
[14:51] Mag
Yes, the flavor is strong,
but it's not overpowering.
[14:54] Mag
The more I chew, the more I can taste
how the umami of the fish
[14:57] Mag
and the broth harmonize with each other.
[15:00] Mag
It's what French cuisine
calls a marriage of flavors!
[15:04] Mag
Boss, this stewed flounder is amazing!
[15:07] Boss
Thank you, Kyouko-chan.
[15:10] Boss
And what do you think, Hy-chan?
[15:14] Jah
It's not bad.
[15:16] Jah
It's not bad, but...
[15:18] Boss
It's not bad, but...?
[15:22] Jah
What if you replaced the fish with meat?
[15:27] Jah
I get to eat for free here, so I'm going
to suggest everything I normally can't afford.
[15:35] Boss
I see!
[15:37] Nar
Overthinking clouded the boss's judgment!
[15:41] Mag
Rather than the seasonings,
[15:43] Mag
she's suggested modifying the main ingredient!
[15:45] Mag
Amazing, Jahy-kun!
[15:46] Nar
Her adoration for the Great Jahy
clouded Kyouko's judgment!
[15:51] Boss
Next, I have some ginger pork.
[15:54] Jah
All right! Meat!
[15:57] Boss
The idea behind this dish is
to encourage more drinking.
[16:04] Mag
It's delicious!
[16:06] Mag
Unlike the flounder earlier, the seasoning
on this is reserved for the dish.
[16:12] Mag
But when you consider that,
rather than rice,
[16:15] Mag
it'll be served as an accompaniment
to booze, it works perfectly!
[16:19] Mag
Not that I had any sake, of course...
[16:22] Boss
You're like a gourmet critic, Kyouko-chan!
[16:25] Boss
It's good to have you here.
[16:31] Jah
I haven't had meat in so long!
[16:33] Jah
It's revitalizing me!
[16:38] Boss
Well?
[16:40] Jah
Yeah, it's not bad.
[16:42] Jah
It's not bad, but...
[16:44] Boss
It's not bad, but...?
[16:46] Jah
It's not bad, but if you really want
a hit dish, why don't you try beef?
[16:55] Jah
And the good kind! Luxurious steak.
[17:00] Boss
I see!
[17:02] Nar
The boss wasn't thinking anymore!
[17:05] Mag
Steak instead of ginger pork?
[17:08] Mag
This is...
[17:09] Mag
Even though it's a pub...
[17:10] Mag
No, this might be the way to create a new
dish that can only be enjoyed in a pub!
[17:14] Mag
Something unpretentious yet luxurious!
[17:18] Mag
You're amazing, Jahy-kun!
[17:20] Nar
Kyouko's adoration for the Great Jahy
was* really clouding her judgment!
[17:26] Jah
I've been cooking for myself ever*
since I came to the human world.
[17:32] Jah
We don't always get
staff meals here at the pub,
[17:35] Jah
but when we do, they're never beef.
[17:38] Jah
And what they sell at the supermarkets is
so expensive, I can never afford it.
[17:43] txt
Black Wagyu
[17:43] txt
Domestic Black Beef Wagyu Steak
[17:43] Jah
Yet among them, the steak is
the biggest and the thickest.
[17:48] Jah
Every time I see it, I can't help
wondering what it tastes like.
[17:54] Jah
Something that pricey... must be delicious!
[18:02] Boss
Presenting diced steak!
[18:07] Jah
Is this it? Steak?!
[18:12] Mag
It smells great.
[18:14] Boss
I improvised the sauce.
[18:18] Boss
Well, please give it a try!
[18:23] Mag
Delicious!
[18:25] Mag
The steak's juices are delicately
combining with the sauce!
[18:29] Mag
And the cubes of steak give it
a firm and irresistible texture!
[18:35] Mag
Not to mention, it's so easy to eat!
[18:42] Jah
It's juicy enough to wet my entire mouth!
[18:44] Jah
And the meat's so thick,
it's got a great texture!
[18:47] Jah
Then there's the boss's wonderful
original sweet-and-spicy sauce!
[18:52] Jah
So good!
[18:55] Jah
My mouth is overflowing with happiness!
[18:59] Jah
All those times when I was hungry...
[19:02] Jah
All those bland meals...
[19:05] Jah
Maybe it was all so I could
be united with this steak platter!
[19:11] Jah
It's good!
[19:12] Jah
It's too good!
[19:16] Jah
Not even the Dark Realm had meat this good.
[19:20] Mag
Jahy-kun is impressed?
[19:22] Boss
It's that good?
[19:23] Boss
I'm so happy!
[19:25] Boss
Then this diced beef steak
will be our new menu item.
[19:30] Mag
I'm glad you could settle on something, Boss.
[19:32] Boss
Me, too!
[19:33] Jah
If this makes it on the menu, we might even
get is as our take-home meal sometimes.
[19:37] Boss
Thank you so much, Hy-chan, Kyouko-chan.
[19:40] Land
Hold it!
[19:42] Boss
Ryou-chan?
[19:46] Land
Sheesh.
[19:47] Land
What are you going to sell this for?
[19:51] Land
You gonna make any profit?
[19:53] Mag
Profit?
[19:54] Boss
There's no way...
[19:56] Jah
Tch. You had to open your fat mouth.
[20:00] Boss
Oh, no! I thought I'd finally
found our new menu item!
[20:04] Jah
White rice, please!
[20:05] Land
Looks like Ja-ko was just making
you cook stuff she wanted to eat.
[20:09] Mag
Is that true, Jahy-kun?
[20:12] Land
Stop laughing! You should be ashamed!
[20:14] Jah
Bite me.
[20:15] Land
Why, you...
[20:16] Jah
Bite me.
[20:16] Land
Pay your rent!
[20:17] Jah
Bite me!
[20:18] Jah
Where's my rice?
[20:19] Land
Are you serious?!
[20:20] Jah
White rice!
[20:25] Jah
Your Lordship?!
[20:26] Mag
When did she get in here?
[20:32] Boss
Oh, how cute!
[20:33] Boss
Is she your friend, Hy-chan?
[20:35] Land
Where is she from, anyway?
[20:37] Land
Her clothes are pretty odd.
[20:39] Mag
She lives with me.
[20:40] Jah
You want seconds?
[20:41] Boss
Coming right up!
[20:42] Mag
Don't. She'll never stop.
[20:47] Mag
Come on. Let's go home.
[20:51] Mag
Fine, then let's do this.
[20:52] Mag
On the way, you can buy whatever
snack you want at the convenience store.
[21:04] Mag
Well then, we'll be off now.
[21:06] Boss
See you again tomorrow, Kyouko-chan.
[21:09] Mag
Yes!
[21:12] Boss
Those two look like such close sisters.
[21:15] Land
So, what's your connection to the little runt?
[21:18] Jah
That's the Dark Lord!
[21:20] Jah
How insolent of you to call her a runt!
[21:24] Land
Then why's she with
that other girl and not you?
[21:28] Jah
Shut your mouth!
[21:29] Jah
The Dark Lord has her reasons!
[21:32] Jah
You know absolutely nothing about her!
[21:35] Land
Stop it, Ja-ko! Stop it!
[21:40] Nar
The diced steak was delicious,
[21:43] Nar
but because the Great Jahy felt like she'd been
[21:45] Nar
bested by the magical girl,
she took it out on the landlord.
[23:18] Titl
Next Time
[23:18] Titl
The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
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[00:00] Druj
What? The Dark Lord... has been revived?!
[00:04] Jah
That's right.
[00:05] Druj
What a joyous piece of news!
[00:07] Druj
Exactly what I'd expect of Your Greatness!
[00:09] Jah
I mean, yeah.
[00:10] Druj
You have blessed us with so much hope.
[00:13] Druj
Truly, you're our savior!
[00:15] Jah
I mean, yeah.
[00:16] Druj
All that's left is to collect the remaining
mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm!
[00:20] Jah
That's right.
[00:21] Jah
But before that, we need to investigate
the motives of who destroyed the Dark Realm.
[00:27] Druj
I see.
[00:30] Druj
So, I've been meaning to ask, who is this churl
that's been sitting next to you all this time?
[00:36] Jah
This is my stalk—
[00:38] Mag
My name is Jingu Kyouko!
[00:39] Mag
I am Jahy-kun's friend!
[00:43] ---
Huh?!
[00:55] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:57] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:58] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:59] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:01] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:20] Druj
Y-Y-You... You're the Great Jahy's friend?
[02:22] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 16
The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
[02:25] Mag
Indeed. Jahy-kun and I share an incredible bond.
[02:29] Druj
Jahy-kun?!
[02:31] Druj
Don't think that a mere human is
allowed to sit at the Great Jahy's side.
[02:38] Jah
Calm down, Druj.
[02:39] Jah
This is one of my human underlings.
[02:42] Jah
She just invited herself.
[02:44] Jah
Though I didn't think she'd follow me even
to our regular update meetings...
[02:48] Mag
How can you say that, Jahy-kun?!
[02:49] Mag
You said we'd always be together!
[02:52] Mag
That's why I'm here right now!
[02:53] Mag
Or was that a lie?
[02:55] Jah
Will you put a sock in it?!
[02:57] Mag
How could you?!
[02:58] Mag
You said you'd love me!
[03:00] ---
What?!
[03:02] Druj
What did she just say?
[03:04] jah
No, I mean, it's really complicated.
[03:06] Mag
Jahy-kun told me that she'd love me so much.
[03:12] Druj
You really need to keep
your delusions in check.
[03:16] Druj
There is no way the Great Jahy
would ever love a human like you.
[03:21] Druj
Shall I feed that rotten brain
of yours to some demon hounds?
[03:25] Jah
Hey, I told you to calm down...
[03:27] Mag
Why don't you try and see if you can?
[03:30] Jah
And don't you feed into this!
[03:31] druj
Your Greatness, such a rude and deluded
human is hardly fit to serve you!
[03:37] Mag
Make no mistake. I am Jahy-kun's friend.
[03:40] Mag
What are you to Jahy-kun anyway?
[03:43] Druj
I am the Great Jahy's top underling.
[03:46] Druj
I've been serving her
since we were in the Dark Realm.
[03:49] Druj
That's right! Since way before you came along.
[03:56] jah
What is this...?
[03:59] Druj
What can a human like you possibly understand
of the Dark Realm's second-in-command?
[04:04] Druj
Not only do I understand her better,
I am also better equipped to serve her.
[04:09] Mag
Are you, though?
[04:10] Mag
In the human world, I've spent more
time with Jahy-kun than you.
[04:14] Mag
I'm the one who understands her better now.
[04:18] Druj
It's only been a few measly months.
[04:21] Druj
What could you possibly
have come to understand?
[04:24] Both
I understand Jahy-kun better than you!
[04:24] Both
I understand the Great Jahy better than you!
[04:28] Jah
This is so dumb.
[04:30] Mag
Oh? Well, did you know that she
loves the slide at the park?
[04:35] Jah
Wha?!
[04:36] Druj
Come now! She adores the gallows far more.
[04:40] Jah
Wha?!
[04:41] Mag
While collecting mana crystals,
she also collects four leaf clovers!
[04:44] Druj
Her daily routine involves
stuffing her underlings into a hole!
[04:47] Mag
Nobody pours a better beer than her!
[04:49] Druj
Nobody casts a better curse!
[04:51] Mag
She's even faster at the register than the boss!
[04:53] Druj
Actually, insider her braid—
[04:56] Jah
Knock it off!
[04:57] Jah
Enough with the garbage!
You're both talking nonsense!
[05:01] Jah
Neither of you understand me at all!
[05:06] Druj
Then how about this?
[05:08] Druj
The one who collects more
mana crystals, starting now,
[05:11] Druj
will be deemed most worthy
to serve the Great Jahy.
[05:14] Druj
Her true underling.
[05:17] Jah
Hey! That's not for you to decide!
[05:20] mag
Fine.
[05:21] Jah
No, it's not!
[05:23] Jah
I'm not okay with this!
[05:24] Jah
Besides, I thought you wanted to be my friend.
[05:42] Mag
I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite
good at collecting mana crystals.
[05:49] Druj
Oh? As am I.
[05:53] Jah
Is anyone... listening to me?
[05:57] Jah
Hey? Anyone?
[06:00] Druj
Why don't I show you?
[06:02] Both
I'm the best for Jahy-kun!
[06:02] Both
I'm the best for the Great Jahy!
[06:12] Jah
The hell was that?
[06:14] Jah
They left without listening
to a single thing I said.
[06:17] Jah
Wait a minute.
[06:19] Jah
If both of them are running out
to fetch more mana crystals,
[06:21] Jah
that means I'll get two loads' worth
without having to do anything myself.
[06:27] Jah
Wow, this is actually a pretty sweet deal!
[06:30] Jah
And with the two loudmouths gone,
it's all wins for me!
[06:34] Wait
Pardon me. Would you like the check now?
[06:41] Druj
The limit is ten minutes!
[06:42] Druj
Whoever collects the most mana
crystals in that time wins!
[06:46] Mag
That's just perfect!
[07:23] Both
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
[07:29] Druj
You're pretty good at this.
[07:31] Mag
So are you.
[07:32] Druj
I won't lose!
[07:34] Mag
Neither will I!
[07:36] Nar
Meanwhile, the Great Jahy was...
[07:42] Jah
Why aren't those two fools coming back?!
[07:44] Nar
...forced to wash dishes to cover the bill.
[07:55] Sau
Jahy...
[07:58] Sau
Today is the day I bring you down!
[08:00] Sau
I, Saurva, of the Dark Realm's elite!
[08:04] Sau
I've failed many times before now.
[08:08] Sau
But things will be different this time.
[08:10] txt
Jahy's normal route!!
[08:10] Sau
I've done meticulous research
and spent ages preparing.
[08:14] Sau
What's more, I have the Dark Realm's
most powerful trap... Chompy-kun!
[08:19] txt
New Invention*!!
[08:19] txt
CHOMPY-KUN
[08:19] txt
(Available in Mark 1 through 3)
[08:22] Sau
She often passes by this spot.
[08:24] Sau
Drawn by the bait, she'll approach
Chompy-kun only to meet her doom.
[08:35] Sau
Grovel if you want my help.
[08:38] Jah
Oh, Magnificent Saurva, please help me!
[08:41] Jah
You can be second-in-command
of the Dark Realm!
[08:44] Sau
That's the plan.
[08:46] Sau
Simple, but if I had to say,
that's what makes it so genius.
[08:50] Sau
Huh?
[08:51] Sau
There she is.
[08:53] Sau
Now... it's showtime!
[09:03] Sau
Who is that?
[09:05] Sau
A normal person?
[09:06] Sau
She just looks like a regular high school girl.
[09:08] Sau
Could she be Jahy's underling?
[09:10] Sau
She's way too close to Jahy!
[09:12] Sau
If the Chompy-kun activates,
this girl might get caught in it, too.
[09:16] Sau
I can't allow a citizen
to be collateral damage.
[09:19] Sau
What should I do?
[09:24] Mag
What a suspicious thing to
have in a place like this.
[09:26] Mag
What is this?
[09:32] Sau
Oh, no!
[09:33] Sau
She got herself caught in the trap!
[09:35] Mag
Please help me, Jahy-kun!
[09:38] Sau
So she knows Jahy?
[09:44] Sau
Look at her!
[09:45] Sau
She'd make a face like that when
her friend is getting thrashed?
[09:48] Sau
And she's just leaving her?!
[09:50] Sau
How can she be so evil?!
[09:52] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[09:55] Sau
I feel so bad for that poor girl!
[09:57] Sau
Wait, at this rate, she's going to die!
[10:00] Sau
Dark Realm traps are far
too strong for humans!
[10:02] Sau
Um! Uh...
[10:06] Sau
She's totally fine?
[10:09] Sau
And Chompy-kun Mark 1*
was completely destroyed?!
[10:13] Mag
What is it?
[10:15] Sau
Nothing.
[10:17] Sau
It took so long to build that...
[10:22] Sau
This is strange.
[10:23] Sau
Did I make it too soft?
[10:26] Sau
This is going too far, even for
the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:31] Sau
I'll modify its strength some...
[10:35] Sau
There it is!
[10:38] Sau
You again?!
[10:40] Sau
And now that I look, despite all your wailing,
you don't seem hurt at all!
[10:44] Sau
Instead, all you're doing is looking at Jahy!
[10:46] Mag
Glance!
[10:50] Mag
Glance!
[10:55] Sau
She sighs and then ignores her?!
[11:00] Sau
She looks depressed...
[11:02] Sau
I mean, she seems fine, but that trap
I made for Jahy, Chompy-kun Mark 2,
[11:09] Sau
is thirty times stronger than
Chompy-kun Mark 1 from before.
[11:10] Sign
CHOMPY-KUN Spec Comparison
[11:10] Sign
Mark 2
[11:10] Sign
Mark 1
[11:13] Sau
There's no way she's unscathed—
[11:18] Sau
Chompy-kun Mark 2!
[11:21] Sau
All my hard work! Destroyed!
[11:24] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[11:24] Sau
Worse yet, that girl looks
more chipper than ever!
[11:27] Sau
I'm glad she's okay, but...
[11:29] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[11:29] Sau
Damn it!
[11:30] Sau
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[11:32] Sau
I made these to get Jahy...
[11:35] Sau
No, it's not over!
[11:37] Sau
I've still got the final trap,
Chompy-kun Mark 3!
[11:41] Sau
I don't care which one of them it gets
[11:44] Sau
so long as I get to see Chompy-kun in action!
[11:49] Sau
Work.
[11:50] Sau
Work!
[11:51] Sau
Work!
[11:54] Mag
La, la, la, la, la!
[11:56] Mag
Shift time! Going to work with Jahy-kun!
[11:58] Mag
Yay! Work with Jahy-kun!
[12:04] Sau
It didn't work?!
[12:08] Sau
Well, fine.
[12:09] Sau
At least I've learned that the
first two versions were too weak.
[12:12] Sau
Now I know for the next time.
[12:14] Sau
Still, I can't believe a
human girl broke them...
[12:18] Sau
It's virtually impossible
that I erred in their construction.
[12:31] Sau
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch!
[12:34] Sau
Pain! That hurts!
[12:35] Sau
There's nothing wrong with the strength!
[12:37] Sau
I didn't screw up!
[12:39] Sau
I really am a genius!
[12:41] Sau
Oh, ouch! Yowza!
[12:42] Sau
That really, really hurts...
[12:49] Mag
Jahy-kun, I hear screaming from somewhere...
[12:51] Jah
Who cares?
[12:53] Jah
We're almost late because you
keep walking into trouble.
[12:58] Sau
Why am I the only one...?
[13:02] Nar
As always, the Great Jahy never
had a chance to uncover Saurva's schemes.
[13:18] Mag
All right, Dark Lord.
[13:20] Mag
For lunch, you can have the rest of
the lunch that I left in the fridge.
[13:25] Mag
Wha— When did you start eating that?
[13:30] Mag
See if I care if you get hungry at lunchtime.
[13:33] Mag
I'm going now.
[13:47] Mag
Good, I just made it in time.
[14:01] Mag
I'm going to the bathroom!
[14:02] Teach
Let's get class started.
[14:09] Mag
Why did you follow me to school?
[14:11] Mag
Until now, you've been good about
staying home and watching the house.
[14:34] Mag
Now you be good.
[14:38] Mag
Maybe I should've forced
you to go with Jahy-kun.
[14:43] Math
And if you plug the numbers into
this formula, it turns into this...
[14:47] Mag
Ever since the Dark Lord
has started staying with me,
[14:48] Math
Can anyone solve it?
[14:49] Mag
my food bill has gone up, the house is
messier, and I have to do more laundry...
[14:54] Mag
I guess it's true that she's misfortune
incarnate like the mana crystals...
[14:58] Mag
There's no end to the trouble.
[15:01] txt
Still...
[15:01] Mag
Still...
[15:03] Girl
Jingu-san? Want to eat lunch
together in the courtyard?
[15:09] Mag
Sure!
[15:12] Mag
At home and at school...
[15:15] Mag
I used to always be alone.
[15:15] txt
I used to always be alone...
[15:19] Mag
But now...
[15:30] Mag
Oh, no!
[15:31] Mag
I forgot my lunch at home!
[15:35] Mag
D-Dark Lord?
[15:39] Mag
Could it be...
[15:41] Mag
You came to school to bring me my lunch?
[15:48] Mag
Hey!
[16:01] Mag
I guess that meant she'll
be waiting for me back home.
[16:07] Girl
Jingu-san!
[16:09] Girl
Let's hurry up and go!
[16:12] Mag
R-Right!
[16:15] Girl
You know, you've really changed.
[16:18] Mag
Huh?
[16:20] Girl
Before, you had this totally scary aura.
[16:24] Girl
But lately, you seem so lively.
[16:29] Girl
You also don't get hurt like you used to.
[16:33] Mag
You might be right.
[16:37] Mag
It's because of Jahy-kun and the Dark Lord.
[16:44] Mag
I've got them to thank.
[16:49] Mag
I'm grateful, Dark Lord...
[17:00] Girl
Oh, did you already eat your lunch?
[17:06] Mag
Damn you, Dark Lord!
[17:20] Jah
All right. She's not around, is she?
[17:24] Jah
Hanging off of me all day, every day...
It's so pesky and annoying!
[17:28] Jah
Today, I can finally have some me time.
[17:30] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[17:37] Jah
What are you doing here?!
[17:38] Mag
What do you mean?
[17:40] Mag
We have work together today.
[17:42] jah
I know that!
[17:44] jah
But until then, I'm having some me time!
[17:46] Mag
That reminds me, Jahy-kun...
[17:48] Jah
Don't ignore what I said!
[17:49] Mag
There's something I'd like to ask you.
[17:51] Jah
I don't know! I don't know anything!
[17:55] Mag
It's about the Dark Lord.
[18:01] Mag
You may have a lot of respect for her,
[18:04] Mag
but to me, she's seems like
nothing more than a small girl
[18:06] Mag
who eats, sleeps, and likes to play pranks.
[18:09] Mag
Is she really some powerful entity?
[18:12] Mag
Would you mind telling me
about your relationship?
[18:24] Jah
You're taking care of her,
so I'll tell you the story...
[18:29] Jah
The story of how
the Dark Lord and I came to be.
[18:36] Jah
In the Dark Realm, the Dark Lord
is the paragon of our demonic race.
[18:41] Jah
In other words, our god.
[18:44] Jah
All demons fear and revere her.
[18:49] Jah
That is who I served with everything I had.
[19:00] (Flashback) Jah
An offering to our Dark Lord.
[19:04] (Flashback) Dem
Jahy...
[19:07] (Flashback) Jah
The Dark Lord is pleased!
[19:09] (Flashback) Jah
More?
[19:10] (Flashback) Jah
Worship you more?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Jah
Build a castle!
[19:14] (Flashback) Jah
Raise a dais!
[19:16] (Flashback) Jah
Offer live sacrifices!
[19:18] (Flashback) Jah
Any who go against myself and
the Dark Lord shall be executed!
[19:29] Jah
So that's how we ruled the Dark Realm.
[19:33] Mag
Uh, it doesn't sound
like the Dark Lord did much...
[19:36] Jah
I understood exactly what the Demon Lord
wanted and offered it up to her.
[19:41] Jah
In return, she shared more of the
mana crystal's power with me.
[19:45] Mag
I see. The result of
continually spoiling her...
[19:49] Mag
is that.
[19:51] txt
NEET who only eats and sleeps!!
[19:53] Jah
How dare you call the Dark Lord "that"?!
[19:55] Mag
She wasn't all that in the Dark Realm either!
[19:58] Mag
She did it again today too,
[19:59] Mag
just like yesterday! She steals my food!
[20:02] Mag
Leaves a giant mess everywhere!
[20:04] Mag
And then just sleeps like a sloth!
[20:07] Mag
She may be the Dark Lord,
but I have no idea what she's thinking.
[20:12] jah
I...
[20:15] jah
I may have worshiped the Dark Lord
and used her power to do what I want,
[20:20] jah
but she herself never acted
out of selfish desires.
[20:25] Mag
That thing?
[20:27] Jah
I told you, the Dark Lord's like a god.
[20:31] Jah
And she's chosen to stay with you
of her own volition.
[20:36] Jah
I believe she has a good reason for it.
[20:42] Mag
I hope that's true.
[20:50] Jah
Anyway, let's get to work.
[20:52] Jah
TGIF, so it's gonna be busy!
You'd better prepare yourself!
[20:56] Mag
Right!
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[21:21] Mag
Good work, everyone!
[21:25] Mag
That's what Jahy-kun said, but does
the Dark Lord really have a reason?
[21:38] Mag
Yeah, of course not.
[21:41] Mag
Hey, Dark Lord!
[21:42] Mag
I told you that those were my snacks!
[21:45] Mag
And don't fall asleep out here!
[23:18] txt
Next Time
[23:18] txt
The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...
E17 - The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...
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[00:03] Druj
The things we have to do
to get by in the human world...
[00:07] Druj
Making sure your clothes match the season
and current trends is such a bother.
[00:13] Druj
If I just had the Great Jahy's charisma,
[00:17] Druj
could I also wear the
same outfit all the time?
[00:21] Druj
And yet, seeing her wear all kinds of
clothes would also be a feast for the eyes.
[00:27] Druj
If only there were human fashion
that suited Her Greatness...
[00:33] Druj
Wait, couldn't I just make my own brand?!
[00:41] Nar
Thus Druj started her own apparel line.
[00:45] Nar
Rather quickly, it became
a huge with young women.
[00:49] Nar
Yet the Great Jahy never picked up on it!
[01:03] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:04] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:05] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:06] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:07] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:24] Tit
Restoration Plan No. 17
The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...
[02:24] Man
For our company, working with Dojima
Corporation is like a dream come true.
[02:31] Druj
The feeling's mutual.
[02:32] Man
We're looking forward to it!
[02:38] Druj
I wonder why there are weeks when sales flag.
[02:41] Driv
I'll order a report on that immediately.
[02:42] Druj
Now then, we have an all-hands scheduled
regarding next month's business expansion,
[02:48] Druj
but the material for that
hasn't arrived yet, has it?
[02:51] Driv
My deepest apologies.
[02:53] Driv
We are all doing our best,
[02:56] Driv
but it takes everything we have
just to keep up with you.
[03:00] Driv
Please don't get me wrong.
[03:03] Driv
Working under you is a joy that
I wouldn't trade for anything.
[03:07] Druj
Working under me...
[03:09] Druj
I see.
[03:13] Druj
What's next on the agenda?
[03:15] Driv
Going back to the office for a board meeting.
[03:19] Druj
I want to see the Great Jahy.
[03:23] Druj
Your Greatness...
[03:27] Druj
Please let me out at the next intersection.
[03:30] Druj
I won't be attending the meeting.
[03:31] Driv
But...
[03:33] Druj
Do as I say.
[03:34] Driv
U-Understood.
[03:39] Druj
I'm just going to sneak in here!
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[03:46] Mag
Welcome!
[03:48] DruJ
Huh?
[03:54] Jah
Welc—
[03:57] Jah
Wait, Druj?!
[03:59] Jah
What brings you by?
[04:01] Jah
This is rare!
[04:02] Druj
Why... Why is that woman here?
[04:06] Jah
Sh-She's our new employee.
[04:09] Jah
As you can see, we're always busy
and short on servers.
[04:13] Jah
So we had no choice but to hire her.
[04:16] Druj
Oh, is that so—
[04:17] Mag
It certainly is!
[04:18] Mag
I work here now. With Jahy-kun.
The two of us. Into the night.
[04:24] Mag
Together! All the time!
[04:30] Mag
Will that be a table for one?
[04:38] druj
This woman!
[04:39] druj
She's nothing but a lowly human,
yet she dares to get close to the Great Jahy!
[04:43] druj
I can't let you live another minute.
[04:46] druj
I'll make you regret angering me!
[04:53] druj
That's right!
This is the Great Jahy's establishment.
[04:57] druj
I mustn't cause any bother.
[05:00] druj
Not now.
[05:03] druj
Yes, I am alone. Do you have a table for me?
[05:07] Mag
We do! Seating a party of one!
[05:10] Druj
You just narrowly escaped death, little girl.
[05:14] Druj
But I came here to see Her Greatness.
[05:17] Druj
I don't have time to waste on a brat like y—
[05:19] Mag
I'm sorry for the wa— Aaah!
[05:24] Mag
Please pardon me!
[05:26] Man
Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Mag
I'll clean this up right awa— Aaah!
[05:31] Mag
P-Please pardon me!
[05:33] Druj
What is that utterly useless creature?!
[05:36] Druj
How could anyone hire someone so useless?!
[05:39] Mag
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[05:39] Jah
Sheesh, what's wrong with you?
[05:41] Druj
I knew it. Her Greatness has changed
since coming to the human world.
[05:46] Druj
She's become kinder.
[05:49] Druj
She's no longer... the Great Jahy
she was in the Dark Realm.
[05:54] Druj
But that Her Greatness was my rock—
[05:56] Jah
You absolute dunce!
[05:58] Jah
How the hell do you even fall so often?
[06:00] Jah
You like being on the floor that much?
[06:02] Mag
I-I'm sorry.
[06:04] Jah
If you want to become one with the floor
so badly, go do it in the back!
[06:07] Jah
You're in the way!
[06:09] Druj
That's it.
[06:11] Druj
Her Greatness always used to scold
her underlings like that.
[06:18] Druj
This takes me back...
[06:20] Jah
The hell are you doing?
[06:21] Jah
I'll take the orders.
[06:23] Jah
Hurry up and clean this mess already!
[06:29] Druj
That's supposed to be my place!
[06:33] Druj
That little girl...
[06:36] Jah
The hell are you doing?!
[06:38] Druj
Yes... This is just how she
was back in the Dark Realm.
[06:43] Druj
Her Greatness would hurl elaborately
detailed abuse at me
[06:46] Druj
about how utterly useless and stupid I was.
[06:50] Jah
Move it.
[06:52] Jah
You better not spill any more.
[06:54] Druj
Could she possibly intend to
replace me with that girl?
[07:01] Druj
Say it isn't so...
[07:04] Jah
Oh, Druj! I'll just be a few minutes.
[07:06] Druj
C-Certainly.
[07:08] Druj
If it's for you, Your Greatness,
I'd wait for hours. Even eons.
[07:16] Druj
Could it be...?
[07:17] Druj
Is she chastising that girl
in front of me on purpose?
[07:23] Druj
Knowing my deepest joys and pains,
is she doing this as the ultimate tease?!
[07:30] Druj
I get it now.
[07:31] Druj
Directly punishing me would be too easy.
[07:34] Druj
She's ascended to the next level!
[07:37] Druj
And I must follow Her Greatness there!
[07:42] Jah
Sorry 'bout that, Druj.
[07:44] Jah
What can I get you?
[07:45] Druj
Oh, wight. I fink I will take a... uh...
[07:50] Jah
What's wrong?
[07:51] Druj
You know, it doesn't matter where you are.
[07:54] Druj
You will always be the Great Jahy...
[07:57] Jah
Where'd that come from?
[07:59] Druj
Whenever I see you, I'm reminded
of the Dark Realm. It's most reassuring.
[08:06] Druj
Because you always stay yourself,
I can always stay me, too.
[08:13] Druj
Even when this world is harsh,
[08:16] Druj
when human society exhausts me,
[08:17] Druj
when I nearly forgot about the Dark Realm...
[08:19] Druj
You remain you.
[08:22] Druj
I'm the one who's assimilated
more and more in the human realm.
[08:26] Druj
But because you're here,
I'll never forget our homeland.
[08:33] Druj
I was reminded of it once again tonight!
[08:38] Druj
That's why you hired that
clumsy girl, too, isn't it?
[08:42] Druj
You're brilliant, Your Greatness!
[08:46] Jah
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah...
[08:48] Jah
Sure am.
[08:51] Druj
Thank you for the food.
[08:53] Druj
Don't think this means I've acknowledged you.
[08:56] Druj
Do not forget that I am
the Great Jahy's top underling.
[09:00] Mag
We only accept cash.
[09:13] Jah
I don't really get what happened,
but it seems like it worked out.
[09:17] Jah
I really thought the jig was up this time
[09:20] Jah
Thankfully Druj is a moron.
[09:22] Nar
All's well that ends well.
[09:29] Jah
Waiting on the Dark Lord...
[09:31] Jah
Taking care of the magical girl...
[09:33] Jah
Work and looking for mana crystals...
[09:35] Jah
Maybe it's because so much is going on,
[09:37] Jah
but no matter how much sleep
I get, I'm still tired.
[09:39] Nar
The Great Jahy is exhausted.
[09:44] Jah
I've gather quite a lot of mana crystals,
[09:46] Jah
so I should have my powers back.
[09:52] Jah
Wait!
[09:55] Jah
The futon!
[09:56] Jah
Is it because of this futon?!
[10:00] Jah
How long have I been
using this thing, anyway?
[10:04] Jah
Since...
[10:06] Land
Here. Use this.
[10:07] Jah
The landlord randomly brought it for me,
[10:10] Jah
but there were already signs it'd been used.
[10:16] Jah
Now that I look at it, it's pretty grungy.
[10:19] Jah
I even wash it regularly,
but it's yellowing more and more.
[10:24] Jah
We have a lot of mana crystals.
The Dark Lord is back.
[10:27] Jah
Work's going well.
[10:29] Jah
I've been working hard every
day to restore the Dark Realm.
[10:33] Jah
I say I deserve something nice!
SIGN Hyper Home Center
[10:36] Jah
That's it! I'm buying a futon!
[10:40] Jah
Wow!
[10:43] Sale
This one right here is a very light material
that molds to the shape of your body.
[10:49] txt
Hard!
[10:49] txt
Light!
[10:49] txt
Heavy!
[10:49] Sale
On the flip side, there are customers who say
they prefer the secure feeling of a heavier one.
[10:53] Sale
For those, we recommend this right here.
[10:56] Sale
The kind you can launder at home has
also become very popular lately.
[11:00] Sale
You get the best value by buying in a set.
[11:04] Jah
It's all kind over my head.
[11:05] Sale
Would you like to lie down and try it?
[11:08] Jah
Sure.
[11:09] Jah
I mean, this is human bedding.
[11:11] Jah
Compared to the blankets made from
the down of Dark Realm birds, this can't—
[11:21] Sale
Excuse me...
[11:24] Jah
Wh-What is this?
[11:25] Jah
I fell asleep in a second!
[11:26] Jah
Human bedding is terrifying!
[11:29] Jah
They've got some high quality stuff, huh?
[11:32] Jah
I guess what I've got at home
really is just a filthy rag.
[11:38] Jah
Okay, give me the best one you've got!
[11:40] Sale
U-Understood.
[11:47] Jah
And that's how I came to
buy this luxury futon.
[11:54] Jah
What do you think? Nice, huh?
[11:56] Jah
Isn't it?
[11:57] Jah
So nice!
[12:01] Land
Nah, they probably ripped
you off with that thing.
[12:07] Jah
They absolutely did not!
[12:09] Jah
This is definitely high quality stuff!
[12:11] Land
Eh, it's a futon.
[12:13] Land
It's the perfect scam item.
[12:16] Jah
If you know so much,
then why don't you try it out?!
[12:20] Land
Ah, fine then.
[12:25] Jah
So, how is it?
[12:26] Jah
Amazing, right?
[12:29] Jah
Huh?
[12:32] Jah
She's asleep!
[12:33] Jah
Hey! Get up!
[12:39] Jah
Move over!
[12:40] Jah
I bought this with my hard-earned
money! It's my blank...et...
[12:50] Boss
Hy-chan? Ryou-chan?
[13:01] Boss
My, my.
[13:02] Boss
Fast friends.
[13:04] Boss
Oh, no! We needed to talk to Hy-chan.
[13:08] Boss
Did Ryou-chan tell her already?
[13:12] Jah
What? The water's getting shut off?
[13:14] Boss
That's right. Construction starts
tomorrow and will last three days.
[13:16] Jah
No one told me about this!
[13:18] Land
Yeah, my bad, but you're the one who
started talking about your bed.
[13:24] Land
FYI, this means no flushing the toilet either.
[13:27] Jah
What am I supposed to do then?!
[13:29] Jah
I want my rent money back!
[13:31] Land
Just chill out.
[13:32] Land
You can get by for a few days.
[13:35] Boss
It'll be fine.
[13:36] Jah
You want me to go camp outside?
[13:37] Land
No, no.
[13:40] Land
She's saying you can come stay with us.
[13:44] Boss
Go ahead and make yourself at home.
[13:46] Jah
Ha. I'm only here because I have to be.
[13:49] Boss
It's been forever since you stayed over.
[13:52] Boss
When was the last time again?
[13:58] Jah
I think it was right after
I came to the human world.
[14:03] Boss
That's right, that's right.
[14:04] Boss
Back then, you were like a
beaten up and abandoned cat.
[14:08] Boss
You could've just stayed with
us here. But you were like,
[14:11] Boss
"I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
[14:13] Boss
I can't live together with human scum!"
[14:16] Land
"Don't treat me like a child! Leave me alone!"
And all that angry yelling.
[14:21] Boss
Good thing we had an
open apartment at the building.
[14:24] Land
Ja-ko's really mellowed out.
[14:27] Jah
I didn't mellow out.
[14:30] Jah
I learned.
[14:32] Jah
And I grew.
[14:34] Boss
You sure have.
I can see how much you've grown.
[14:41] Boss
With you like this,
I should be able to give you these!
[14:48] Boss
How cute!
[14:50] Land
Isn't that from when I was a kid?
[14:54] Boss
I'm so glad I didn't throw all this away.
[14:59] Boss
This one next.
[15:03] Boss
How cute!
[15:05] Boss
That suits you!
[15:08] Boss
Too cute!
[15:11] Boss
Perfect!
[15:13] Boss
That's so you!
[15:16] Boss
This, too!
[15:19] Boss
And this one!
[15:22] Boss
And this one!
[15:26] Jah
What the hell?!
[15:27] Jah
What the hell do these clothes
have to do with my growth?!
[15:31] Boss
Everything I've held on to
finally fits you perfectly.
[15:35] Jah
Wait, you're saying it's not just mental...
I've grown physically, too?
[15:40] Boss
From now on, you should dress properly.
[15:43] Boss
You can have all of these.
[15:47] Jah
Do you even realize?
[15:49] Jah
With my powers steadily returning,
[15:52] Jah
I could destroy you with ease.
[16:00] Jah
You'd do well to fear and cower before me.
[16:03] Boss
It's fine.
[16:05] Boss
I trust you'd never do anything like that.
[16:14] Boss
I know! We should line up our futons
and all sleep next to each other tonight.
[16:18] Land
Are you serious?
[16:21] Jah
She trusts me?
[16:23] Boss
You were asleep just a little while ago.
[16:26] Land
W-Well, that's 'cause...
[16:29] Jah
What would the old me have thought?
[16:33] Land
Ah, fine.
[16:45] Boss
Hy-chan.
[16:47] Boss
You know, if you want, you can live
with us for as long as you like.
[16:50] Land
There you go babying her again.
[16:52] Boss
I can't help it!
[17:03] Jah
Maybe that wouldn't be too bad.
[17:07] Jah
Goodnight.
[17:14] Jah
Landlord!
[17:20] Jah
Boss...?
[17:27] Jah
Nah...
[17:38] Jah
I can't! I'm going home!
[17:42] Nar
Never judge a book by it's cover.
[17:44] Nar
Learning that was another step
in the Great Jahy's growth.
[19:23] Sau
Damn that Jahy.
[19:25] Sau
She continues to forge alliances in the
human world and increase her power.
[19:30] Sau
But I'm the one who's going to become
the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[19:34] Sau
Next time, I will defeat her for sure.
[19:37] Sau
To that end, I must devise a strategy.
[19:41] Nar
It was yet another day where
Saurva was plotting to defeat Jahy.
[19:48] Sau
I know!
[19:49] Sau
What if I kidnap someone?
[19:51] Sau
Targeting her directly is difficult.
[19:53] Sau
But it would really rattle her
if I captured one of her companions alive.
[20:03] Sau
Ah, what a terrifying demon I am!
[20:10] Wom
Thank you so much for helping out.
[20:12] Sau
Oh, it was nothing.
[20:14] Sau
This has been bothering me.
[20:16] Sau
There's a lot of littering around here.
[20:20] Sau
I could also execute a hostage
in front of her.
[20:25] Sau
My, how diabolical my mind is!
[20:31] Sau
In fact, what if I also took on
a human underling?
[20:37] Sau
Humans are easier to subjugate than demons.
[20:44] Sau
I can use them as tools
until they're all destroyed.
[20:49] Sau
Ah, how truly villainous I am!
[20:53] kid
Mom!
[20:55] Sau
I'm glad we found your mom so soon.
[20:59] mom
Thank you so much.
[21:00] mom
Thank you so, so much!
[21:02] Sau
You're most welcome.
[21:04] Girl
Thank you, big sister!
[21:06] Girl
Big... brother?
[21:09] Girl
Bye-bye!
[21:10] Girl
See you later!
[21:14] Sau
Still, that girl from the other day...
Is she really human?
[21:21] Sau
It won't be easy to find a human to face her.
[21:26] Sau
I know! I should just upgrade one.
[21:29] Sau
I'll turn a human into a cyborg!
[21:31] Sau
My engineering skills are incredible.
[21:33] Sau
Jahy's magic doesn't stand a chance.
[21:38] Sau
Let me think.
Should I include a trap directly?
[21:42] Sau
Right now, I feel like I could
make the ultimate trap.
[21:46] Sau
What kind should I make next?
[21:48] Sau
Maybe something using poison.
[21:55] Sau
Truly, I am evil incarnate, most worthy
of being the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[22:03] Old
Thank you so much.
[22:06] Old
I'm scared to cross by myself.
[22:10] Sau
Please take care.
[22:11] Sau
All day these evil thoughts
just bubble up within me.
[22:17] Sau
I'm such a bad guy!
[22:20] Sau
I really am elite.
[22:22] Sau
I'm special.
[22:25] Light
That's right.
[22:34] Light
You are special.
[22:36] Sau
Huh?
[22:39] Light
I've seen all your good deeds, all your
actions that show your hatred for evil.
[22:46] Sau
Me?
[22:47] Light
I will grant you power.
[23:09] Light
In exchange, eradicate misfortune.
Eradicate the mana crystals.
[23:19] txt
Next Time
[23:19] txt
Saurva Will Not Lose!
E18 - Saurva Will Not Lose!
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[00:07] Sau
I can hear a voice.
[00:10] Sau
I'm... overflowing with power!
[00:14] voi
Eradicate misfortune!
[00:31] Sau
What...
[00:34] ---
What happened to me?!
[00:38] Sau
Well, no matter.
[00:40] Sau
I don't know what this power is,
[00:43] Sau
and I don't know from whence it came.
[00:48] Sau
All my senses are honed to perfection.
[00:50] Sau
I can easily pinpoint the
location of the mana crystals.
[00:54] Sau
With this power, I can defeat Jahy!
[00:58] Sau
Just you wait!
[01:10] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:12] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:13] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:14] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:31] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 18
Saurva Will Not Lose!
[02:40] Sau
I've found you at last!
[02:43] Sau
Today's the day, Jahy! The day I end you!
[02:48] Sau
Has my form rendered you speechless?
[02:52] Jah
Who the hell are you?
[02:57] Sau
Don't tell me you forgot me...
[03:01] Jah
Are you saying we know each other?
[03:03] Jah
I don't know anyone like you, though...
[03:06] Sau
D-Don't trifle with me! Remember already!
[03:09] Sau
Come on, come on.
[03:13] Jah
Oh, right, you're that depressed person
[03:16] ---
I cheered up at the park that one time.
[03:22] Sau
Wait, that little kid was you?!
[03:25] Jah
Wow, what a coincidence!
[03:27] Jah
So, you feeling better now?
[03:29] Jah
I—
[03:30] Sau
Hold it right there!
[03:31] Sau
Making small talk is nice,
[03:32] Sau
but that's not what you were
supposed to remember!
[03:34] Sau
Come on! Doesn't this outfit give it away?
[03:43] Jah
Oh, I know!
[03:44] Jah
Your outfit...
[03:45] Jah
is pretty weird.
[03:46] Sau
Look who's talking!
[03:49] Jah
I know what that is.
[03:50] Jah
It's called cosplay, right?
[03:52] Sau
No!
[03:53] Sau
I'm steamed you're learning
stuff in the human world!
[03:56] Sau
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it all!
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
[03:58] Jah
Now that I look at you,
you're face does seem familiar.
[04:00] Sau
Do you finally remember?
[04:02] Sau
I'm—
[04:02] Jah
Wait. It's on the tip of my tongue.
[04:05] Jah
I'm just on the brink of remembering.
[04:09] Jah
I've nearly got it, so don't tell me.
[04:12] Sau
Sau...ru...
[04:15] Jah
You were...
[04:16] Jah
the Dark Realm's... let's see, uh...
[04:19] Sau
Come on, remember! Remember!
[04:21] Sau
Remember the Magnificent Saurva,
who's coming for your position!
[04:24] Jah
It started with... S...
[04:28] Jah
Sa...
[04:30] Jah
Say, I don't remember at all.
[04:32] Sau
What?!
[04:34] Jah
Who are you?
[04:36] Sau
Back in the Dark Realm...
[04:40] Sau
and here in the human world...
[04:43] Sau
so many horrible things happened
to me, all because of her.
[04:46] Sau
Does this mean she never
even realized I was there?!
[04:50] Sau
Damn you, Jahy...!
[04:53] Sau
How much more must you belittle
me before you're satisfied?!
[04:58] Sau
My name is Saurva!
[05:00] Sau
I'm going to defeat you and become
the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[05:04] Sau
Fight me!
[05:08] Jah
You're crying...
[05:10] Sau
I am not!
[05:11] Sau
I'm going to get you back for
all the times you humiliated me!
[05:15] Sau
How, you ask?
[05:16] ---
Well...
[05:18] ---
I've been given power!
[05:23] Sau
I shall defeat you and rule the Dark Realm.
[05:27] Jah
What is that light?
[05:29] Jah
Aren't you a denizen of the Dark Realm?
[05:32] Sau
Indeed.
[05:34] ---
I am Saurva, third most powerful
being of the Dark Realm...
[05:37] Sau
But now...
[05:39] ---
I suppose I'm a warrior of the light,
wielding the power of light!
[05:42] Jah
The light?
[05:44] Jah
Are you talking about the
power the Magical Girl has?!
[05:47] Jah
You! How did you get your power?
[05:50] Jah
What is your relationship
to the magical girl?
[05:52] Jah
Where and when did you meet her?
[05:56] Sau
Even now, you aren't looking at me?!
[06:00] Sau
Do you want to know?
[06:02] Sau
Fine...
[06:05] ---
Defeat me and I'll tell you.
[06:22] Sau
Well? How was that move?
[06:30] Jah
Th-That...
[06:34] Jah
My shoulder's not stiff anymore.
[06:36] Sau
Are you messing with me?!
[06:39] Sau
That was just a little warm-up.
[06:41] Sau
Here comes the real thing!
[07:09] Sau
H-How'd you like that...?
[07:13] Jah
That tickled.
[07:15] Sau
What?!
[07:17] ---
It didn't do anything?
[07:20] Sau
But I thought I was overflowing with power!
[07:22] Jah
Oh, that itches! That itches!
[07:24] Jah
Maybe because that improved my circulation...
[07:27] Sau
Didn't the voice from the light
say it was granting me power?
[07:32] Sau
It didn't do anything!
[07:35] Sau
So what was all that about?
[07:36] ---
When I got stabbed by the light?
[07:38] Sau
Wait, so this sword...
[07:41] Sau
All it does is light up?
[07:42] Sau
It doesn't feel like I cut anything.
[07:45] Sau
And why did my clothes change color?
[07:48] Sau
Isn't this basically just a makeover?!
[07:51] Sau
What gives?!
[07:55] Sau
I thought I'd grown powerful...
grown strong...
[08:02] Jah
Uh...
[08:05] Jah
It's working! It's working!
[08:07] Jah
You know what it probably is?
[08:09] Jah
I've also collected mana crystals here in
the human realm and regained my powers.
[08:15] Jah
Actually, I'm more powerful now
[08:20] ---
than I was back in the Dark Realm.
[08:23] Jah
So you don't have to feel
bad about yourself, Saurva.
[08:36] Jah
W-Wait!
[08:37] Jah
I still had some questions
about that source of light!
[08:40] Sau
Just you wait, Jahy!
[08:44] Jah
The light...
[08:49] Jah
It's gone.
[08:51] Sau
What was all that? Huh?!
[08:54] Sau
"I will grant you power," my butt!
[08:57] Sau
It didn't do squat!
[09:01] Sau
Eek!
[09:06] Sau
In the end, it went like it always does...
[09:09] Sau
Wait!
[09:10] Sau
I forced her to learn my name when
[09:12] ---
she didn't even know who I was before!
[09:14] Jah
Who are you?
[09:16] Jah
Saurva.
[09:17] Sau
This is a pretty big development!
[09:21] Sau
And next time, I'll beat her by my own power!
[09:26] Nar
Somehow, Saurva managed to keep her chin up.
[09:30] echo
Didn't do squat!
[09:31] Sau
Eek!
[09:36] Jah
Oh, hey, Kokoro!
[09:37] Jah
Are you done with school already?
[09:39] Jah
Let's play until I have to go to work!
[09:43] Jah
Kokoro! Want to...
[09:48] Jah
K-Kokoro?
[09:54] Jah
Kokoro is ignoring me.
[09:59] Land
Huh?
[10:02] Land
I thought you were being unnaturally docile.
[10:05] Land
So that's the deal, huh?
[10:08] Jah
Hey, this is a real emergency!
[10:10] Land
You probably just said or did
something uncalled for again.
[10:14] Jah
I don't think I did...
[10:16] Land
It probably made her dislike you.
[10:19] Jah
Kokoro wouldn't dislike me!
[10:22] Land
You so sure?
[10:24] Land
Who is this Kokoro girl to you again?
[10:28] Land
This is the first I've heard of her.
[10:29] Jah
Oh, I guess I never told you about her.
[10:33] Jah
Kokoro is my...
[10:36] Land
Huh?
[10:38] Jah
My...
[10:40] Land
Huh?
[10:42] Jah
She's my friend...
[10:51] Jah
What's so funny?!
[10:53] Land
Nothing. You actually made a friend!
[10:56] Land
You'd normally say "underling,"
but you actually said "friend"!
[11:00] Jah
Th-That's right.
[11:01] Jah
Yup. She's my underling.
[11:05] Jah
But, you know,
[11:07] ---
Kokoro gets me.
[11:10] Jah
She honestly respects me
and says what I need to hear.
[11:14] Jah
Whenever I'm with her,
I get this light feeling in my heart.
[11:21] Jah
Isn't that what you call a friend
in the human world?
[11:27] Land
So what you're saying is that you
got into a fight with your friend?
[11:32] Jah
A fight?
[11:33] Jah
Oh, wait, you get into those
all the time with your sister!
[11:36] Jah
About the size of your boobs,
the way you sleep,
[11:38] ---
the size of your boobs, your boobs—
[11:40] Land
Yeah, that!
[11:41] Land
So sue me!
[11:44] Land
Anyway, Ja-ko...
[11:47] Land
Do you remember anything?
[11:49] Land
Do you remember saying anything
[11:50] ---
that might've hurt or upset her?
[11:54] Jah
Me?
[11:56] Jah
Hurt... Kokoro?
[12:00] Kok
Great Jahy!
[12:02] Kok
Great Jahy!
[12:05] Jah
Me, hurt Kokoro?
[12:08] Jah
I would never do that!
[12:10] Jah
You big dummy!
[12:14] txt
Craft Pub Maou.
[12:16] Boss
How do you make up with a friend?
[12:20] Jah
Indeed.
[12:21] Boss
I never thought I'd see the day
you came ask me for this kind of advice!
[12:26] Boss
Red bean rice! I need to
go make some red bean rice!
[12:29] Boss
And we need a lion dance...
[12:31] Jah
What the hell?!
[12:33] Jah
I'm really torn up about this!
[12:36] Boss
Oh, I'm sorry.
[12:38] Boss
But if you want to make up with your friend,
[12:42] ---
why don't you just tell
her how you're feeling?
[12:47] Jah
What I'm feeling?
[12:50] Boss
Yes! It sounds so simple,
but it's surprisingly difficult.
[12:54] Boss
But...
[12:56] ---
I know you can do it now, Hy-chan.
[12:58] Boss
Good luck!
[13:07] Jah
Kokoro!
[13:11] Jah
Kokoro!
[13:14] Jah
Kokoro!
[13:23] Jah
Kokoro!
[13:25] Jah
Why are you avoiding me?
[13:28] Jah
If I hurt you in any way, then I apologize.
[13:33] Jah
So...
[13:35] ---
So...
[13:38] Jah
Please, let's make up.
[13:45] Kok
Gray...
[13:46] Kok
Gray Lahy...
[13:53] Jah
You're saying your tooth hurts
so bad that you can't properly talk?
[14:00] txt
I don't want you to catch it
[14:01] Jah
You were avoiding me because you
don't want me to catch your bad tooth?
[14:13] Jah
Oh, thank goodness!
[14:22] Sign
Let's play
[14:24] Sign
I'll fix my tooth
[14:26] Jah
You want to play a lot
once your tooth is better?
[14:33] Jah
Of course!
[14:37] Nar
The Great Jahy completely
opened her heart to Kokoro.
[14:44] Nar
Now, relieved of that great crisis,
the Great Jahy still has
[14:48] ---
one more thing to take care of...
[14:52] Jah
That weird, fuzzy light
that came out of her...
[14:56] Jah
What exactly was that?
[14:59] txt
Maou.
[14:59] voi
Seriously, there too?
[15:03] Jah
Hey, what are you doing here?
[15:05] Boss
Hy-chan!
[15:07] Boss
Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost?
[15:11] Jah
A ghost?
[15:12] Boss
Actually, do you know what a ghost is?
[15:16] Boss
It's the soul of a dead person
that's left their body.
[15:19] Jah
A dead person?
[15:20] Land
Yeah, that's right.
[15:22] Land
Those who've still got
something left for them here,
[15:24] Land
or those with some kind of axe to grind.
[15:27] Jah
Sounds stupid.
[15:29] ---
As if something that zany could be real.
[15:32] Land
That has absolutely zero believability
coming out of Ja-ko's mouth.
[15:36] Jah
And? So what's this about ghosts?
[15:39] Land
There've been rumors going
around the neighborhood lately.
[15:42] Boss
Yeah, yeah.
[15:44] ---
Even some of our guests have talked
about hearing a ghostly voice.
[15:50] Boss
And apparently, the ghost never shows itself.
[15:53] Boss
It just asks out of nowhere,
"Do you want power?"
[15:57] Boss
Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes,"
[16:02] Boss
your soul is pulled from your body.
[16:03] Boss
Your body turns blueish white
and you, too, become a ghost.
[16:12] Jah
Yeah, right!
[16:13] Jah
That doesn't sound scary at all.
[16:15] Jah
I-It's just talk, right?
[16:18] Land
But even you talked about it once.
[16:22] Land
Remember? You said you kept hearing
[16:24] ---
noises from the empty room next to yours.
[16:26] Land
When I went to investigate,
the doors and the windows were locked,
[16:31] Land
but I could still tell that
someone had been inside.
[16:35] Jah
What did you just say?!
[16:36] Land
The people in the shopping
district have seen it, too.
[16:40] Land
Pale people without their souls,
wandering around hungering for others'...
[16:46] Boss
I haven't seen the customer
who told me this story since.
[16:49] Land
An old lady in our neighborhood
[16:51] ---
hasn't been feeling so well after seeing it...
[16:53] Boss
That's right! I'm so worried about her!
[16:57] Jah
Uh...huh...
[17:08] Jah
It feels like something's there...
[17:11] Jah
I kinda think I heard a voice.
[17:20] Jah
Hmph, this is stupid.
[17:22] Jah
Ghosts? Yeah, right.
[17:24] Jah
Silly...
[17:32] Jah
O-O-Oh, it was just the wind...
[17:36] Jah
That scared me.
[17:39] Jah
Besides, I'm the Great Jahy,
second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[17:44] Jah
If a ghost tries to mess with me,
[17:47] ---
I'll just strike back with my powers!
[17:49] Jah
Come and get it!
[17:49] txt
Anteater stance!!
[17:51] Jah
I'll send you screaming for the hills!
[17:58] Jah
There's nothing that scary—
[18:04] Jah
Who could it be at this hour...?
[18:07] Jah
The landlord!
[18:10] Jah
That's it! She probably came to scare me!
[18:13] Jah
I know it's you!
[18:18] Jah
Sheesh. Well, if you just had to...
[18:33] Jah
I know I heard something.
[18:37] Jah
But...
[18:40] ---
there's no one here...
[18:43] Jah
Landlord!
[18:44] Jah
Boss!
[18:46] Jah
Please come!
[18:47] Jah
Someone!
[18:48] Jah
Anyone!
[18:57] (Flashback) Boss
Hy-chan, have you ever seen a ghost?
[19:00] (Flashback) Boss
There've been rumors going
around the neighborhood lately.
[19:05] Light
Do you want power?
[19:09] Boss
It just asks out of nowhere,
"Do you want power?"
[19:14] Lord
Then, if you find yourself thinking "yes,"
your soul is pulled from your body.
[19:20] Jah
No! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
[19:22] Jah
I don't want even a smidgen of power!
[19:27] Light
I see.
[19:29] Jah
What the?
[19:31] Jah
It's not doing anything to me.
[19:33] Jah
Is this not the ghost, then?
[19:36] Jah
I'm getting a vibe
similar to the magical girl.
[19:39] Jah
It never shows itself,
it only talks to you...
[19:43] Jah
Are you...
[19:45] LIght
Then give back the mana crystal!
[19:48] Jah
...the one pulling the magical girl's strings?
[19:53] Jah
To my real form!
[19:55] Jah
Crap! There's not enough time!
[19:57] Jah
Am I gonna lose my mana crystal again?!
[20:07] Jah
Druj?!
[20:08] Druj
Are you all right, Your Greatness?
[20:14] Jah
I can't! Not in front of my underling.
[20:18] Jah
Druj, what are you doing here?
[20:21] Druj
I heard talk of the pale ghost
and I've been chasing after it.
[20:25] Druj
Such rumors always have something to do
[20:29] ---
either with the magical girl
or a denizen of the Dark Realm.
[20:35] Jah
I was thinking the same thing!
[20:37] Jah
Totally wasn't.
[20:39] Druj
Then just as I thought,
you came to town to lure it out.
[20:45] Jah
Yeah... That's right.
[20:46] Druj
Of course you would, Your Greatness!
[20:49] Druj
Now then,
[20:51] ---
what are we going to do with that thing?
[20:55] Jah
It's capable of controlling the magical girl.
[20:58] Jah
I don't know if my power is any match for it.
[21:02] Jah
But I don't want Druj
[21:05] ---
to be disillusioned!
[21:16] Jah
Druj.
[21:17] Dru
Y-Yes?
[21:27] Jah
Can I count on you this one time?
[21:34] Druj
Of course, Your Greatness!
[21:37] Druj
Let us join forces, then.
[21:46] Light
Huh? Huh?!
[23:19] txt
Next Time
[23:19] txt
The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!
E19 - The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!
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[00:01] Jah
Can I count on you this one time?
[00:08] Druj
Of course, Your Greatness!
[00:23] ---
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:24] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:25] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:26] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:27] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:29] ---
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:44] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 19
The Demon Lord Is Relentless?!
[01:46] Druj
The blessings bestowed by mana crystals
are different for everyone.
[01:49] Druj
Some can create magical items,
[01:52] Druj
some can enhance their powers.
[01:54] Druj
My gift is wretched, abhorred by all.
[01:59] Druj
That's what I used to think...
[02:01] Druj
until I met the Great Jahy, that is.
[02:06] Druj
I have the ability
to manipulate people's hearts.
[02:10] Druj
It was a power I resented.
[02:15] (Flashback) Guy
Don't look in her eyes!
[02:16] (Flashback) Guy
She'll start controlling you!
[02:19] Druj
The more I used it, the more I was forced
to reckon with the scorn for it.
[02:31] Druj
I loathed it so that I voluntarily
let go of my mana crystal.
[02:36] Druj
Those who lose their powers
are fated to disappear.
[02:40] Druj
That's when...
[02:41] (Flashback) Jah
So you're Druj?
[02:46] (Flashback) Jah
It would be a shame if you
just disappeared like this.
[02:50] (Flashback) Jah
My name is Jahy.
[02:53] (Flashback) Jah
In order to rule over the Dark Realm
as the Demon Lord's right hand,
[03:00] (Flashback) Jah
I need your power.
[03:08] Druj
You might not remember it, Your Greatness.
[03:14] Druj
But for me, being needed...
being relied on...
[03:21] Druj
That alone—that one thing—
made me happier than anything in my life.
[03:33] Jah
I see.
[03:34] Jah
So I said something like that, huh?
[03:38] Jah
Moreover, is now really
the time for this, Druj?
[03:41] Druj
And here in the human world, too...
[03:44] Jah
You're still going?
[03:45] Druj
All this time, I've been waiting...
[03:48] Druj
Waiting for the day you'd count on me!
[03:52] Druj
I was able to persevere here
because I told myself
[03:57] Druj
that it was all for that—for you.
[04:01] Jah
That's right...
[04:03] Jah
This why I wanted to make sure that
I never shattered Druj's image of me.
[04:08] Jah
She idolizes me and looks up to me
more than anyone else.
[04:19] Jah
You have my gratitude, Druj.
[04:23] Jah
Now, that's enough talk.
[04:26] Jah
Let's take that thing down together.
[04:28] Jah
We can reminisce later.
[04:32] Druj
Yes!
[04:37] Both
Huh?
[04:40] Both
It ran away?!
[04:42] Jah
Because you just couldn't shut up!
[04:43] druj
I am so truly sorry!
[04:46] druj
Do we give chase?
[04:46] Jah
Of course!
[04:49] Jah
Wait, I can't feel even feel a
hint of its presence anymore.
[04:56] Druj
So, Your Greatness...
[04:58] Jah
Huh?
[04:59] Druj
About catching up...
[05:03] Jah
Want to go have a drink?
[05:06] Druj
I'd love to!
[05:08] Nar
In the end, rather than identifying
the mysterious glowing being,
[05:13] Nar
they instead drank until dawn.
[05:17] txt
Craft Pub Maou.
[05:19] Jah
Another draft beer over here!
[05:22] Boss
Hy-chan's been so energetic lately.
[05:25] Boss
And you've gotten used to the job.
[05:29] Boss
Hy-chan, want to try your
hand at food prep tomorrow?
[05:33] Jah
Oh?
[05:34] Boss
Why don't you try the kitchen?
[05:40] Jah
Here you go.
[05:42] Both
Wow, let's eat!
[05:48] Boss
Mm! Delicious!
[05:51] Kyou
Jahy-kun made this...
[05:54] Kyou
It's too precious to eat.
[05:56] Jah
Eat it already.
[05:57] Boss
You've gotten so good with
using knives and the stove.
[06:02] Jah
This is nothing! I mean, I've been cooking
for myself all this time to save money.
[06:07] Kyou
It's so good, Jahy-kun!
[06:10] Boss
Right? You could open
your own place with this.
[06:16] Jah
My own place?
[06:16] Kyou
She's right!
[06:18] Jah
My own place?
[06:20] txt
Pub Jahy
[06:23] Jah
Jahoo, Jahoo!
[06:25] Jah
Of course! How come I never thought of that?
[06:28] Jah
If I'm the boss,
[06:31] Jah
I won't be worked to the bone!
[06:33] Jah
I'll keep all the profits!
[06:36] Jah
Surely I've saved up enough
to strike out on my own!
[06:40] Jah
This is it!
[06:41] Jah
I've found what I'm meant to do
here in the human world!
[06:47] Boss
Hy-chan?
[06:49] Jah
Now that I've decided,
I'd better get started!
[06:53] Druj
You're going to open your own place?
[06:57] Jah
Indeed.
[06:58] Druj
Splendid! Please leave it all to me.
[07:02] Druj
I will make sure to find you
the best location.
[07:06] Druj
Ah, Her Greatness needs me!
[07:10] Druj
I shall answer with all
my heart, body, and soul!
[07:14] Druj
I'll go do some research right away!
[07:20] Jah
All right, next is...
[07:23] Jah
I need to develop a menu that's even tastier
than what the boss currently serves.
[07:31] Land
But why the hell do I have
to be your taste tester?
[07:34] Jah
Because you know the boss's cooking best.
[07:37] Jah
I figure you can tell me if mine's a cut above.
[07:42] Land
Yeah, maybe, but suddenly
striking out on your own like this...
[07:48] Land
You really want to quit my sister's place?
[07:52] Jah
Yeah. I mean, I am
the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[07:56] Jah
Someone like me getting ordered around
in that hole in the wall is absurd.
[08:02] Jah
Besides, she has the magical girl now.
It's no big deal if I'm not there.
[08:09] Jah
Right! What do you say
to working at my new place?
[08:13] Jah
It's a good chance for you to get
some independence from the boss.
[08:16] Land
I'll pass.
[08:18] Jah
Hey! You haven't even tasted anything!
[08:27] Jah
What's her problem?
I was gonna serve her this delicious meal!
[08:35] Boss
You're Jahy-chan, so "Hy-chan" for short.
[08:38] Boss
Please take those to the folks at table five.
[08:42] Boss
Turn around.
[08:44] Boss
Good job.
[08:58] Jah
It's decent.
[09:02] Jah
Druj will find a location for me,
and I've come up with a menu.
[09:06] Jah
Next...
[09:11] Boss
Hy-chan!
[09:12] Boss
Is it really true? You're striking out
to open your own place?
[09:17] Jah
Yeah.
[09:17] Boss
Oh, dear...
[09:20] Boss
Why didn't you tell me about it?
[09:23] Boss
I would have helped you!
[09:28] Jah
You're not angry?
[09:30] Boss
Why would I be?
[09:32] Boss
Of course I'm sad to see you go,
[09:35] Boss
but if it's something you really want,
[09:37] Boss
I'll support you regardless,
[09:40] Boss
whether it's gathering mana crystals
or opening your own place.
[09:44] Boss
I mean, at this point,
we're practically family.
[09:51] Jah
Boss!
[09:55] Jah
Boss, behind you!
[10:00] Light
Do you want power?
[10:02] Boss
What?
[10:03] Boss
Let's see... Yes!
[10:06] Boss
I want the power to support Hy-chan.
[10:09] Light
Then I shall bestow it.
[10:18] Jah
Boss!
[10:25] Jah
Damn it!
[10:31] Boss
Oh, my.
[10:32] Boss
Oh, me! Oh, my!
[10:34] Boss
Oh, my!
[10:35] Boss
So...
[10:36] Boss
I'm the Magical Girl of Love.
[10:39] Boss
Just kidding!
[10:41] Light
Um...
[10:43] Boss
Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry.
[10:46] Boss
I didn't mean to get so carried away.
[10:48] Boss
Now, who might you be?
[10:52] Kyou
Boss?!
[10:55] Kyou
That form...
[10:57] Jah
The gray eminence got her!
[11:02] Kyou
You mean the voice of the light?!
[11:06] Jah
That's right. She answered
the voice of the light and...
[11:11] Jah
turned into this horrible...
[11:17] Jah
this horrible...
[11:19] Boss
Is it that bad?!
[11:20] Boss
I guess I really am too old
to wear something like this.
[11:23] Kyou
I don't know if that's the problem...
[11:25] Light
Uh, can we...
[11:29] Boss
Oh, excuse me.
[11:31] Boss
What exactly is it you need?
[11:34] Kyou
Don't do it, Boss! Don't listen to that thing!
[11:37] Jah
The boss has turned into a magical girl,
which means she's... my enemy now?
[11:45] Light
Go and take their mana crystals!
[11:49] Jah
What'd you say?!
[11:50] Kyou
I knew that's what it wants!
[11:53] Boss
That's...
[11:55] Boss
That's not nice!
[11:58] Boss
It's bad to take other people's things!
[12:02] all
What?
[12:03] Light
B-Bad? But it's better for the humans,
[12:07] Light
and things will get messy if I don't...
[12:10] Boss
Is that so?
[12:11] Boss
Well, if you have your reasons,
then you need to talk it out properly.
[12:15] Light
I wanted to, but...
[12:17] Boss
The mana crystal's aren't yours, are they?
[12:21] Boss
It's wrong to take them.
[12:24] Light
Why?
[12:26] Light
Why am I being scolded?!
[12:30] Light
Why do things never ever
[12:31] Light
go my way?!
[12:33] Light
I'm...
[12:35] Light
I'm the real...
[12:37] Light
Justice!
[12:42] Jah
She looks just like the Demon Lord!
[12:44] Jah
What does this mean?
[12:46] Light
If you won't give me the mana crystals...
[12:49] Light
I'll take them by force!
[12:57] Jah
The Demon Lord?!
[13:36] Boss
What is this?
[13:37] Kyou
So huge! What is that?
[13:39] Kyou
Is this the Demon Lord's true form?!
[13:42] Jah
Yeah. The Demon Lord is angry now.
[13:45] Jah
She's facing off against the gray eminence.
[13:47] Jah
There's no telling what will happen.
[13:49] Jah
If we don't do something,
the city is in big trouble!
[13:52] Boss
Oh, no!
[13:53] Jah
Boss, the gray eminence gave you power.
[13:56] Jah
Can't you use some kind of magic now?
[13:58] Kyou
Oh, that's right!
[14:00] Boss
Huh?
[14:08] Boss
Oh, look, a flower!
[14:11] Boss
That's amazing!
[14:12] Jah
Not gonna cut it.
[14:13] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[14:17] Jah
This is bad! Run!
[14:27] Jah
Oh, no!
[14:32] Boss
Hy-chan!
[14:32] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[15:00] Kyou
Are you okay, Jahy-kun?!
[15:01] Jah
Yeah. But I couldn't protect the store.
[15:06] Jah
Kyouko.
[15:09] Jah
Lend me your aid. Let us defend the city.
[15:13] Kyou
But of course!
[15:28] Kyou
Leave this area to me!
[15:30] Jah
Right!
[15:36] Druj
I'm worried about Her Greatness.
[15:38] Druj
Step on it!
[15:41] Land
Sis!
[15:42] Boss
Ryou-chan!
[15:44] Land
What is this?
[15:48] Jah
Boss, Landlord, you two need
to evacuate the citizens.
[15:53] Boss
But what about you?
[15:55] Jah
I...
[15:57] Jah
I'm going to stop those two!
[16:00] Jah
This place...
[16:01] Jah
This city...
[16:05] Boss
Hy-chan!
[16:05] Land
Ja-ko!
[16:05] Jah
This is my precious...
[16:08] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[16:13] Jah
Stop it already!
[16:22] Boss
Hy-chan!
[16:33] Kyou
Jahy-kun...
[16:35] Kyou
Jahy-kun?
[16:37] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[16:44] Land
Hey... You gotta be kidding me, Ja-ko.
[16:47] Boss
No, this can't be, Hy-chan!
[16:57] Light
I didn't mean to...
[16:59] Light
Why?
[17:00] Light
Why does nothing ever go right?
[17:02] Kyou
What the hell are you trying to do?
[17:04] Kyou
Why did you do this?!
[17:08] Light
I didn't meant to hurt anyone.
[17:13] Light
I just wanted...
[17:15] Light
I just wanted my big sister
to pay attention to me.
[17:21] all
What?
[17:22] Light
Originally, the two of us lived together.
[17:27] Light
But then my big sister created the
Dark Realm and shut herself away there.
[17:34] Light
So I was wondering if she was okay.
I thought I could surprise her.
[17:39] Light
That's why I asked the magical girl for help...
[17:43] Kyou
Me?
[17:45] Light
But she was way stronger than I intended...
[17:48] Light
She ended up destroying the Dark Realm
[17:50] Light
and shattering my sister. And since
the mana crystals are bad for humans,
[17:55] Light
I made them smaller and asked
the magical girl to quietly collect them all.
[17:59] Light
I wanted to apologize to my big sister.
[18:04] Light
But then the magical girl
gave the crystals to someone else.
[18:08] Light
When I tried to recruit other people,
all the magical girls I got were worthless.
[18:14] boss
Teehee!
[18:16] Light
When I'm not possessing someone
with a strong sense of justice,
[18:19] Light
I can only say certain set phrases.
[18:22] Light
Since I can't appear in the human world
or the Dark Realm like this,
[18:27] Light
I couldn't do anything by myself either.
[18:30] Light
I never meant for any of this to happen...
[18:38] Jah
Wait a second.
[18:39] Jah
Hang on.
[18:41] Jah
I ended up like this
because of a sibling fight?
[18:46] Jah
It was over something so stupid?
[18:49] Jah
Everything that happened
to me was because of that*?!*
[18:58] Jah
Don't mess with me!
[19:02] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[19:04] Jah
Apologize! Right now! Apologize!
[19:09] Light
I-I'm so sorry, Big Sister.
[19:16] Light
Big Sister...
[19:19] Jah
No! Apologize to me, too!
[19:21] Light
I-I know that.
[19:24] Light
I'm sorry.
[19:25] Jah
Look me in the eye and say that!
[19:27] Light
I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jah
I can't hear you!
[19:30] Light
I'm sorry!
[19:31] Jah
You think "sorry" is gonna cut it, you moron?!
[19:34] Light
Well, what do you want me to do?
[19:36] Boss
There, there, Hy-chan.
No one got hurt thanks to Kyouko-chan.
[19:42] Boss
And other than the shop,
there was no collateral damage.
[19:46] Boss
We can all fix up the pub together.
[19:50] Light
I'm sorry.
[19:51] Jah
Don't forgive her, Boss!
[19:53] Jah
She wrecked your precious pub!
[19:56] Boss
Of course the pub is important to me,
[19:59] Boss
but more than anything,
I'm just relieved you're safe.
[20:03] Boss
You put yourself on the line
to defend the city.
[20:07] Boss
To defend us. And for that,
I thank you, Hy-chan.
[20:12] Boss
Please don't be that reckless again, though.
[20:18] Jah
Sure.
[20:24] Boss
I can fix up the pub with everyone's help,
[20:27] Boss
but there's nothing I can do
about the Dark Realm.
[20:30] Boss
So if you two have made up, you should
help Hy-chan with that too, okay, um...
[20:39] Light
Su.
[20:40] Boss
Su-chan!
[20:42] Boss
Do you understand, Su-chan?
[20:44] Light
Yes.
[20:48] Jah
Wait.
[20:50] Jah
Are you just trying to sweep
this all under the rug?!
[20:53] Nar
The identity of the gray
eminence was unveiled,
[20:56] Nar
the reason for the Dark Realm's
destruction was revealed.
[20:59] Nar
and the Demon Lord reconciled
with her younger sister. But...
[21:03] Druj
Great Jahy, are you all right?
[21:05] Druj
You're hurt?!
[21:06] Druj
I knew it! The gray eminence got you and...
[21:09] Druj
Oh, how horrible!
[21:12] Druj
I didn't make it on time.
[21:15] Druj
This is all because I was late!
[21:17] Druj
I am such a useless worm of an underling!
[21:22] Druj
I couldn't protect Her Greatness
in her hour of need!
[21:25] Druj
I'll... I'll never forgive myself!
[21:28] Druj
You were beaten to an absolute pulp!
[21:31] Jah
I-It's really not that bad...
[21:33] Jah
Wait, it is!
[21:35] Druj
This my fault!
[21:35] Jah
That's right! So many terrible things
have happened to me.
[21:39] Jah
I will never ever forgive you for this!
[21:45] Nar
The Great Jahy wasn't satisfied
with this outcome!
[23:18] Titl
Next Time
[23:18] Titl
The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
E20 - The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
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[00:00] ---
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[00:02] txt
Under repair
[00:05] Boss
Thank you!
[00:07] Boss
You were both a huge help.
[00:15] ---
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[00:21] Jah
What gives? Shouldn't we have
the day off after all that?
[00:21] Titl
Restoration Plan No. 20
The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:27] Lord
Don't worry about it.
[00:29] Nar
The sisters' spat spanned both
the Dark Realm and the human world.
[00:32] Nar
Luckily, the only collateral
was a little damage to Pub Maou.
[00:35] Nar
The rest of the shopping district
was left unscathed.
[00:39] Jah
I was planning on having
a full day of rest today,
[00:42] Jah
then you come and drive me out of bed.
[00:44] Jah
What do you want, anyway?
[00:46] Lord
Don't worry about it.
[00:48] Jah
That's all you've been
saying the entire time!
SIGN Craft Pub Maou.
[00:58] Boss
Congratulations, Hy-chan!
[01:00] Kyou
Congratulations!
[01:01] Sign
Congratulations on your own shop, Jahy-chan!
[01:10] Boss
You said you were going to
open your own restaurant,
[01:13] Boss
so I figured we should celebrate
and invited everybody.
[01:17] Kyou
I can't believe you'd try to strike out
without even saying anything to me!
[01:25] Jah
I forgot all about that!
[01:27] Jah
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna open my own place!
[01:31] Jah
I'm gonna quit this place and...
[01:37] Jah
Hey, what the hell is she doing here?!
[01:39] Light
Is that a problem?
[01:40] Jah
You bet it's a problem!
[01:42] Jah
Go home.
[01:43] Jah
This place isn't for you.
[01:46] Boss
Now, now, Hy-chan. Don't be like that.
[01:49] Boss
Su-chan helped with the
repairs and decorations.
[01:52] Boss
That's why we can actually
have a party today.
[01:56] LIght
Only because I realized that I can take
my proper form when I'm around you.
[02:02] LIght
And even then, I only helped
because I had nothing else to do.
[02:05] Boss
Oh, there you go again.
[02:06] Boss
You were working so hard for Hy-chan.
[02:17] Light
W-Was not.
[02:19] Boss
Oh, my.
[02:20] Jah
Is she planning on sticking
with the boss forever?
[02:24] Jah
Whatever!
[02:25] Jah
I'm quitting this place anyway,
so you can stay wherever you want.
[02:31] Kyou
It's going to be so lonely.
[02:33] Boss
That's right.
[02:35] Lord
You said "quiet" wrong.
[02:38] Jah
Well, I'm not going to miss this place.
[02:41] Boss
I bet all the regulars will miss you, too.
[02:45] Jah
I wonder if they will.
[02:59] Boss
We can't let that get us down, though.
[03:02] Boss
Today's supposed to be a celebration.
[03:04] Boss
If there's something you want
to eat, just say the word.
[03:07] Boss
I'll make you anything.
[03:10] Jah
R-Really? Then, u-um... Let's see...
[03:13] Jah
Meat! I want some meat!
[03:16] Jah
Oh, and maybe...
[03:18] Jah
What you used to always make
for our after-shift meal.
[03:23] Boss
All right!
[03:24] Boss
Coming right up!
[03:26] Lord
So, Ja-ko, where is your new
place gonna be anyway?
[03:29] Jah
Oh, that's...
[03:31] Druj
O Great Jahy!
[03:32] Druj
I got quotes for appropriate locations
for your restaurant, as you requested.
[03:37] Jah
Ah, perfect timing!
[03:40] Druj
This here is a detached
house right by the station.
[03:44] Druj
The interior and exterior
will be handled by famous designers,
[03:47] Druj
and we'll stock the best ingredients
from across the country.
[03:52] Land
What's wrong?
[03:55] Jah
Too many damn zeroes...
[03:58] Jah
I can't afford this.
[04:00] Druj
You don't like it?
[04:02] Druj
If that's the case, there's also the
top floor of a super tall skyscraper
[04:06] Druj
that's member exclusive...
[04:08] Jah
Druj, I left this project up to you entirely!
[04:11] Jah
Under the conditions,
I expect even you could run it well.
[04:15] Druj
Unbelievable!
[04:16] Jah
It's a big responsibility.
[04:18] Jah
Perhaps too much for you, but can you do it?
[04:22] Druj
Of course!
[04:24] Druj
Having this task entrusted
to me is the highest of honors!
[04:27] Druj
The ultimate praise!
[04:29] Druj
I will make it into the most
popular dining destination!
[04:31] Druj
I'll go ahead and get started right away!
[04:34] Jah
Sure.
[04:35] Jah
Do your best.
[04:36] Druj
Yes!
[04:43] Jah
And that's that.
[04:45] Jah
So I don't mind working
here for a bit longer.
[04:50] Boss
Hy-chan!
[04:50] Mag
Jahy-kun!
[04:52] Lord
You...
[04:57] Boss
I'm so happy to hear that, Hy-chan.
[05:00] Boss
I'm looking forward to working with you.
[05:04] Jah
Well, I had no choice.
[05:07] Kyou
Can I hold you, too, Jahy-kun?
[05:09] Jah
No.
[05:13] Boss
I guess we're changing this to a "Welcome Back
Hy-chan and Welcome Su-chan" party.
[05:20] Light
Me, too? Are you sure?
[05:29] Jah
Hey! I should be the
only guest of honor today!
[05:34] Boss
Now, now. We don't get
chances like this every day.
[05:36] Boss
Let's all get along.
[05:38] Jah
Hell no!
[05:41] Nar
And that's how the Great Jahy entrusted
her new restaurant entirely to Druj.
[05:51] Nar
Needless to say, the new establishment
was a smashing success.
[05:58] Nar
However, the Great Jahy had no idea.
[06:17] Jah
The shopping district is livelier than usual...
[06:23] Kok
Great Jahy!
[06:25] Jah
Kokoro! Fancy running into you here.
[06:29] Kok
Yeah!
[06:30] Jah
And what's with that outfit?
[06:33] Jah
Is it cosplay?
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[06:36] Kok
It's for the festival!
[06:37] Kok
We're going to carry the shrine
around the shopping district.
[06:41] Jah
Huh. So that's what all the fuss is about.
[06:45] Kok
You should come do it with me!
[06:48] Jah
Nah, I've got work now.
[06:51] Kok
Oh. That's too bad.
[06:54] Jah
See you later.
Let's hang out some other time.
[06:57] Kok
Yeah! See you, Great Jahy!
[07:00] Jah
"Carry the shrine around"?
[07:01] Jah
Dunno what that's about,
but it sounds like a pain.
[07:03] Jah
I better finish up here and scram.
[07:05] Wom
Why, hello, Kokoro-chan!
Are you about to carry the shrine?
[07:08] Kok
Yes!
[07:09] Wow
Break a leg!
[07:11] Wow
Here. Some provisions.
[07:13] Kok
Thank you so much!
[07:16] Kok
Wow, juice!
[07:19] Jah
Oh, it's just juice. That's no biggie.
[07:23] Wom
That reminds me. I heard the prizes after
the shrine carrying are real nice this year.
[07:29] Wom
That's what the head
of the shopping district said.
[07:31] Kok
Oh, you mean the prize for
the kid who does the best?
[07:35] Wom
That's right!
[07:36] Wom
Except this year they went all out
and got something for everyone.
[07:41] Wom
I'll be cheering for you!
[07:43] Kok
Thank you!
[07:44] Wom
All right, have fun!
[07:46] Jah
Kokoro.
[07:48] Jah
You know, I was thinking
I wouldn't mind
[07:53] Jah
checking out this shrine thingy event.
[07:57] Jah
I mean, since you're doing it and all.
[08:03] Kok
Yeah, it's great! Come and see!
[08:06] Kok
This way!
[08:07] Jah
Sure.
[08:10] Jah
If I just follow Kokoro,
maybe I'll score some goodies myself.
[08:13] Jah
All without lifting a finger.
[08:17] Kid
Hey, Sasaki Kokoro!
[08:20] Kid
This year, we're going to take
first place and win that prize!
[08:23] Kid2
We won't lose!
[08:26] Jah
Who're these guys?
[08:27] Kok
Satou-kun and Mori-kun from my class.
[08:30] Mor
Wait, you're that weird person I met before!
[08:33] Sat
Who're you supposed to be, you little shrimp?!
[08:38] Jah
Do you have any idea who you're talking to...?
[08:40] Both
Little shrimp! Little shrimp! Little shrimp!
[08:44] Kok
The Great Jahy's no shrimp!
[08:46] Kok
She's a good friend of mine.
[08:49] Jah
Kokoro...
[08:50] Kok
Apologize to her!
[08:53] Sat
I don't care.
[08:54] Mor
Idiots!
[08:57] Kok
We should go, too.
[08:59] Jah
Not only did they insult me,
they insulted you, too.
[09:04] Jah
I won't stand for it!
[09:05] Jah
Kokoro! I'll participate
in the shrine event, too!
[09:08] Jah
We'll win that prize and
make those two rue the day!
[09:13] ---
Ready, and...
[09:17] Jah
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:19] Jah
Are we doing this right, Kokoro?!
[09:22] Kok
Yeah, perfect!
[09:24] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:28] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:30] Jah
This is way harder than I thought...
[09:33] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:39] Jah
I won't lose!
[09:40] Boss
All done.
[09:42] Lady
My, what are you doing here?
Is everything okay?
[09:45] Lady
I heard that your restaurant
fell down... or fell apart.
[09:49] Boss
Oh, don't you worry.
[09:51] Boss
The girls who work for me
helped with the repairs,
[09:54] Boss
so it looks like we'll be
opening again very soon.
[09:57] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:01] bOss
Oh!
[10:02] Lord
The hell is she doing?
[10:04] Man
Keep it up!
[10:06] Jah
That's that meat bun vendor!
[10:07] Man
Keep it up, keep it up!
[10:09] Jah
The cops!
[10:10] Lad
I'm taking a picture!
[10:12] Jah
The yakitori guy...
[10:14] Guy
Good work!
[10:15] Old
My, isn't that Jahy-chan?
[10:18] Jah
Everyone from the shopping*
district is cheering for me.
[10:22] Old2
You're almost there!
[10:25] Jah
They're singing my praises!
[10:28] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:32] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:35] Jah
It's just like being back in the Dark Realm!
[10:38] Jah
Heave-ho!
[10:40] Jah
So this is why they carry the shrine...
[10:42] Jah
This is what the festival's about!
[10:54] Jah
I think that went pretty well.
[10:57] Kok
Yeah! Your voice was really loud,
and we both did our best.
[11:04] Jah
Yeah, did you see that?
[11:06] Jah
You can go ahead and apologize
to Kokoro for being so rude earlier.
[11:09] Lady
All right, great job, everyone!
[11:13] Lady
Come gather 'round!
[11:16] Lady
You all did such a great job.
[11:19] Lady
Like every year, we have a prize
for the kid who did the best.
[11:23] Lady
And that lucky child this year is...
[11:29] Lady
Jahy-chan!
[11:31] Lady
Congratulations!
[11:36] Kok
Wow, congratulations, Great Jahy!
[11:43] Lady
You really did your best today.
[11:46] Lady
Also, thank you for always
supporting us with your patronage.
[11:49] Kok
You did it, you did it!
[11:51] Kok
You did it, Great Jahy!
[11:53] mor
You were kinda cool...
[11:55] sat
Yeah.
[11:57] mor
Sorry about what we said earlier.
[11:59] sat
C-Congratulations.
[12:07] Jah
Yeah, I did it! I was the best! Me! I did it!
[12:11] Lord
Ja-ko's a grown-ass adult.
[12:14] Lord
The hell is she doing taking
the prize in a contest for kids?
[12:16] Boss
But she really did stand out
by doing her best.
[12:21] Boss
Don't you think it's fine just this once?
[12:25] Jah
Oh, yeah. The prize!
[12:27] Jah
I'll share it with you.
[12:29] Kok
Are you sure?
[12:30] Jah
Yeah, of course.
[12:31] Jah
There's no way I could've
gotten this all by myself.
[12:35] Jah
Now, I can't wait to see what it is!
[12:38] Jah
I bet it's something really precious and...
[12:44] Jah
What the hell is all this junk?!
[12:46] Jah
I'm not a kid!
[12:49] Nar
Being a child, being an adult,
being an adult pretending to be a child...
[12:53] Nar
The Great Jahy clearly
had her hands full indeed!
[12:58] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:02] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:07] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:10] Sau
I failed last time for relying
on that random light power,
[13:14] Sau
but today I shall defeat her
by my own strength...
[13:18] Sau
I, the Magnificent Saurva-sama, who should
be the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[13:24] Sau
Now... what is she up to?
[13:27] Sau
No matter.
[13:28] Sau
I'll just strike while she's off guard.
[13:33] Boss
Oh...
[13:35] Boss
Hello there.
[13:36] Sau
M-Miss Boss?!
[13:46] Boss
Are you participating, too?
[13:48] Boss
Registration is this way.
[13:50] Boss
I'll take you.
[13:53] txt
Mara Festival
[13:57] Boss
So... what's your name?
[14:00] Sau
I-I'm Saurva.
[14:03] Boss
Sacchan, then.
SIGN Sacchan
[14:06] Boss
Sacchan... Sacchan... Sacchan...
[14:11] Boss
Did you come to the festival alone?
[14:14] Sau
Huh? Oh...
[14:15] Sau
Yes.
[14:16] Boss
Then let's enjoy the day together!
[14:20] Sau
Y-Yes!
[14:23] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:26] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:31] Boss
That's it! Just like that, Sacchan!
[14:34] Sau
Right!
[14:35] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:39] All
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[14:41] Boss
Everyone's having an easier time carrying
because you're keeping time so well.
[14:47] Sau
She praised me!
[14:50] Sau
I'm so happy!
[14:52] Sau
And... And...
[14:55] Sau
This is so much fun!
[14:58] Sau
I'm so glad I came.
[15:06] Boss
Good job.
[15:07] Sau
Thank you!
[15:09] Land
Sis!
[15:11] Boss
What is it, Ryou-chan?
[15:12] Land
Bad news.
[15:14] Land
One of the drummers had
to cancel all of a sudden.
[15:18] Boss
Oh my...
[15:19] Sau
It's that super scary punk!
[15:23] Land
What'll we do?
[15:26] Land
What about her?
[15:27] Boss
Oh, you're right!
[15:29] Boss
Sacchan, would you mind stepping in?
[15:33] Sau
Me? With the punk?!
[15:36] Sau
I-I...
[15:43] Sau
I'll do it!
[15:44] Boss
Really? What a relief!
[15:47] Land
Hey, hang on a second!
[15:49] Land
Sorry my sister twisted your arm.
[15:53] SAu
It's fine.
[15:54] Land
I swear, that's just like her.
She's always been this way.
[15:56] Sau
I-I'll be okay.
[15:58] Sau
This punk is nice to everybody but Jahy.
[16:02] Sau
She was so sweet back when I was a dog.
[16:05] Sau
I'm fine. I'm fine!
[16:08] Land
What's wrong? You nervous?
[16:11] Sau
N-No.
[16:13] Land
Don't worry. I'll teach ya
everything ya need to know.
[16:18] Sau
R-Right.
[16:27] Land
Yeah, yeah! That's it!
[16:29] Land
Doin' great!
[16:31] Sau
Right!
[16:33] Sau
What is this?
[16:35] Sau
It's...
[16:36] Sau
so...
[16:39] Sau
so...
[16:41] Sau
much fun!
[16:49] Land
Nice work.
[16:51] Land
Thanks a ton.
[16:56] Sau
B-Big Sis...
[16:59] Wom
Here you go, Sacchan.
A little present to say thanks.
[17:03] ---
Thank you...
[17:04] Wom
You and Ryou-chan did
some incredible drumming.
[17:07] Wom2
It so easy to dance to!
[17:09] Land
Man, I'm just glad we asked her.
[17:13] Wom1
Thank you so much.
[17:14] Wom2
You were the best!
[17:20] Sau
What fun!
[17:23] Boss
You both did great.
[17:26] Boss
Did you have fun?
[17:27] Sau
Yes!
[17:28] Boss
That's great!
[17:30] Sau
Yeah!
[17:31] Boss
There's a parade after this.
[17:33] Boss
Do you want to participate?
[17:34] Sau
Yes!
[17:41] Sau
So much fun!
[17:45] Boss
That looks perfect on you, Sacchan!
[17:48] Land
Whoa...
[17:49] Sau
Thank you so much!
[17:53] Sau
I had no idea the human world
could be such a blast!
[18:00] Sau
Thank you, Miss Boss! Big Sis!
[18:04] Sau
But, you know...
[18:06] Sau
I feel like I'm forgetting about something.
[18:22] Sau
Ja... Jahy?!
[18:26] Sau
Th-That's right.
[18:28] Sau
I'm here to defeat Jahy.
That's what I came for.
[18:33] Sau
This... This... This...
[18:40] Sau
It's way too late now,
but what is this outfit?!
[18:42] Sau
I'm so embarrassed!
[18:49] Jah
Hey, you're...
[18:51] Jah
Sa... Sa... Sa...
[18:54] Jah
Samba!
[18:55] Sau
My name is Saurva!
[18:57] Sau
The only thing you got right is the "Sa"!
[18:59] Jah
I know, I know.
[19:00] Jah
Just messing with you.
[19:02] Sau
Damn! Who would've thought
she'd ever catch me like this?
[19:05] Sau
I don't care if I'm in
the middle of my samba!
[19:10] Sau
Today's the day you meet your doom, Jahy!
[19:16] Jah
What's with that outfit?
[19:18] Jah
I mean, I know it's a festival,
but you went a little overboard.
[19:21] Sau
You're one to talk!
[19:23] Nar
In the human world, they say,
"Birds of a feather flock together."
[19:28] Nar
But these two had never heard that!
[19:30] Sau
That's none of your business either!
[19:40] Man
Here you go.
[19:41] Kok
Thank you!
[19:43] Kok
Let's go!
[19:45] Jah
Where are we going?
[19:51] Druj
Traffic is terrible today.
[19:53] Driv
There's a festival.
[19:55] Druj
A festival?
[20:09] Girl
Jingu-san, you're here, too?
[20:11] Girl2
Is that your little sister? She's so cute!
[20:22] SAu
She'd dare humiliate me like that?!
[20:25] SAu
Next time, I'll...
[20:33] Sign
Craft Pub Maou.
[20:35] Boss
Where did she go?
[20:37] Land
We really need to make her carry a phone.
[20:52] Boss
Hy-chan!
[20:53] Land
Ja-ko.
[20:55] Druj
Your Greatness!
[20:56] Kyou
Jahy-kun!
[20:57] SAu
Jahy!
[21:02] SAu
This time, you'd better face me fair and—
[21:04] Kyou
I'm so glad to run into you!
[21:05] Kyou
What a coincidence!
[21:06] Druj
I happened to spot you and just had to come.
[21:10] Boss
We've been looking for you, Hy-chan.
[21:12] Land
Don't waste your money!
[21:14] Jah
What's this?
[21:15] Jah
Why are you all here?
[21:17] Kok
Great Jahy, look at the sky!
[21:39] ---
Fireworks!
[21:58] SAu
That's so beautiful.
[22:00] Kyou
I never thought I'd get to watch fireworks
with Jahy-kun and friends...
[22:04] Druj
Actually, I'm the one who's
watching them with Her Greatness.
[22:10] Boss
I think this is the prettiest they've ever been.
[22:14] Land
Just your imagination.
[22:26] Kok
Let's watch them together
again next year, Great Jahy.
[22:31] Jah
Sure!
[22:34] Nar
She never wanted to come to the human world,
[22:37] Nar
but the Great Jahy wanted to stay
just a little teeny bit longer.
[22:46] Jah
Say, I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[22:50] shirt
Restore the Dark Realm
[22:50] Jah
Oh, well. Probably just my imagination.