E9 - Training with the Paladin Regiment

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[00:07] Luciel
    Hmm...
SIGN    Reflections and Regrets from the Boss Battle on the Tenth Level
    A Class Healer
    Luciel
    Areas of Improvement
[00:08] Luciel
    When I list my mistakes from the boss battle,
     I can't fit them all on one page.
[00:14] Luciel
    I bet Master would chew me out for this,
[00:16] Luciel
    and Gulgar-san would make me
    chug a barrel of Substance X.
SIGN    LOOOOOM
[00:22] Luciel
    Maybe I should ask if they'll let me
    join in on paladin or templar training.
[00:31] Luciel
    But now, it's time for breakfast!
[00:35] Luciel
    I'm so hungry.
[00:37] Lumina
    Luciel-kun.
[00:41] Lumina
    Good morning.
[00:43] Luciel
    Good morning to you, too.
    And who's this with you today?
[00:46] Lumina
    Ah, these are members of my regiment.
[00:50] Queena
    My name is Queena.
[00:52] Lucy
    I'm Lucy. We are Lumina-sama's
    escorts... or something like that.
[00:56] Luciel
    How do you do? I'm Luciel, an exorcist.
[01:01] Luciel
    Are you all having breakfast now, too?
[01:03] Lumina
    Indeed. We always dine after
    early morning training.
[01:08] Lumina
    By the way, I hear you're already
    getting results after just ten days.
[01:13] Luciel
    Uh, about that...
[01:16] Luciel
    I've been kicking myself since yesterday.
[01:20] Lumina
    If you'd like to talk, I'll hear you out.
    Care to join us for breakfast?
[01:24] Luciel
    Yes! I'd like that very much.
[01:27] Luciel
    Monster Luck-sensei! You're doing great work!
[01:30] Monster Luck-sensei
    I'm right there with you!
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[03:06] Lumina
    You fought a wight on the tenth floor?!
SIGN    #9 Training with the Paladin Regiment
[03:09] Luciel
    Er, um... Y-Yes.
[03:13] Lucy
    Do you have a death wish?!
[03:15] Luciel
    Thwack!
[03:16] Queena
    That's so foolish. You just got lucky.
[03:19] Luciel
    Thwack! Thwack!
[03:20] Lumina
    And here I thought you'd
    outgrown your ignorance,
[03:23] Lumina
    but now you've started taking blind risks?
[03:27] Luciel
    Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
[03:28] Lumina
    I can't stand those
    who don't value their own lives.
[03:31] Luciel
    No!
[03:38] Luciel
    I've been beating myself up
    over it this whole time.
[03:41] Luciel
    Please, have mercy on me.
[03:45] Lucy
    But now what?
[03:47] Lucy
    If you keep on like this,
    you'll wind up dead eventually.
[03:50] Luciel
    I wish I could return to Merratoni
    to train more and get stronger.
[03:54] Queena
    In principle, healers
    aren't allowed to transfer
[03:58] Queena
    unless they receive a formal
    appointment from headquarters.
[04:02] Lumina
    If training is what you're after,
    I think we can help.
[04:06] Luciel
    Can you really?
[04:08] Lumina
    But it might be a challenge for a healer.
[04:10] Luciel
    P-Please let me try!
[04:16] Luciel
    Thank you so much, Monster Luck-sensei!
[04:24] Luciel
    Then, as per usual,
    I went back to the undead labyrinth.
[04:28] Luciel
    All right!
[04:32] Luciel
    Purification!
[04:35] Luciel
    There were no major surprises
    on the eleventh level.
[04:40] Luciel
    I explored down to the twelfth and stopped.
[04:43] Luciel
    Cattleya-san?
[04:45] Cattleya
    Oh, Luciel-kun! Welcome.
[04:48] Cattleya
    Shall we convert your points first?
[04:50] Luciel
    Y-Yes!
[04:53] Cattleya
    Why are you so anxious?
[04:56] Luciel
    You left quite an impression on me yesterday.
[05:04] Luciel
    Were you originally a paladin or templar,
    or maybe a retainer of the pope?
[05:08] Cattleya
    Goodness me.
[05:09] Cattleya
    You shouldn't get so nosy.
[05:09] ---
    LOOOOOM
[05:12] Cattleya
    A lady likes to keep her secrets, you know.
[05:15] Luciel
    Oh crap!
[05:16] Cattleya
    Bad things can happen to people
    who pry too much, you know?
[05:19] Luciel
    Yes, of course!
[05:21] Luciel
    Plenty of things are better left unknown...
[05:27] Cattleya
    Oh, that's right.
[05:29] Cattleya
    Here. This is a magic sack.
[05:31] Luciel
    Oh, so this is it?
[05:34] Cattleya
    Channel some of your magic into it.
[05:36] Luciel
    My magic?
[05:39] Luciel
    Oh! It changed colors!
[05:41] ---
    Luciel's very own
[05:42] Cattleya
    Now it's your very own
    magic sack, Luciel-kun.
[05:45] Cattleya
    You can stash basically anything
     that's within your reach.
SIGN    "Stow"
SIGN    Touch
[05:51] Cattleya
    Just touch something and recite "stow"
    to store it in the bag.
[05:55] Cattleya
    To pull something out, imagine the item
    you want and recite "retrieve."
SIGN    "Retrieve"
SIGN    Recite
[05:59] Luciel
    Thanks a ton!
[06:01] Luciel
    Wait, are there books in here?
[06:04] Cattleya
    Yes. The pope instructed me
    to throw in all the tomes we have.
[06:11] Fluna
    Do your best now, dear Luciel.
[06:15] Luciel
    Your Holiness!
[06:16] Luciel
    Thank you so much!
[06:18] Luciel
    But wow, Monster Luck-sensei
    is working like crazy today!
SIGN    3rd time today!
[06:23] Monster Luck-sensei
    A rush of good luck!
[06:27] Luciel
    The next day, I safely explored
    all the way to the fifteenth level.
SIGN    Valkyrie Paladin Regiment
[06:40] Luciel
    It's a pleasure to meet you all.
[06:42] Luciel
    I'm Luciel, and I work as an exorcist.
SIGN    A good introduction is critical for a businessman
[06:45] Luciel
    In hopes of getting stronger,
    I requested this arrangement
[06:49] Luciel
    and will now be training alongside
     the Valkyrie paladin regiment.
[06:53] Luciel
    I may get in your way here and there,
    but I aspire to do my best.
[06:56] Lumina
    Introduce yourselves when
     you have free time. That is all.
[07:01] Knights
    Ma'am!
[07:02] Lumina
    All right. Like usual, let's warm up
    and then start combat training.
[07:07] Luciel
    Um, I realize that you're all
    far more skilled than I am,
[07:11] Luciel
    but even for training,
    I'm not sure I can attack a woman.
[07:15] Lumina
    You truly are dull, aren't you?
[07:18] Luciel
    I haven't been called that in a while!
[07:20] Luciel
    I guess that means they're really tough...
[07:22] Lumina
    Okay, let's go!
[07:23] Knights
    Ma'am!
[07:28] Lucy
    Don't just stand there. Keep up with us.
[07:30] Queena
    We're just going to run a bit.
[07:32] Luciel
    Roger that!
[07:34] Luciel
    No big deal.
[07:35] Luciel
    I spent mornings and nights sprinting
    at the Adventurers' Guild for two years.
[07:39] Luciel
    Piece of cake!
[07:43] Luciel
    Or so I freakin' thought!
[07:45] Lumina
    You're too slow. Run like you mean it.
[07:50] Luciel
    Huh? Huh?!
[07:52] Luciel
    Did I just get lapped?
[07:55] Luciel
    But I'm running as fast as I can!
[07:57] Luciel
    Is my status really that inferior?
[08:01] Brod
    You're slow! Too slow!
[08:03] Luciel
    At this rate, it feels like the
    paladin regiment is telling me
[08:07] Luciel
    my training with Master was all for nothing.
[08:10] Luciel
    Damn it! I won't accept that!
[08:13] Luciel
    I can't catch up to them because
    of my job and level?
[08:16] Luciel
    I'll never accept that!
[08:17] Luciel
    Go!
[08:22] Luciel
    By the time we stopped running
    after half an hour,
[08:28] Luciel
    I was eight laps behind.
SIGN    Humiliation...
[08:35] Lumina
    All right, break into groups
    and begin combat training.
[08:38] Knights
    Ma'am!
[08:40] Luciel
    Here I come!
[08:41] Lumina
    Hmm...
[08:43] Luciel
    Huh?
[08:44] Lumina
    How long have you been
    using that fighting style?
[08:46] Luciel
    Since I started in the labyrinth.
[08:49] Lumina
    If you have no dual-wielding skill,
    that's pretty reckless.
[08:52] Luciel
    Urk.
SIGN    Oof
[08:53] Lumina
    I want to see your actual abilities.
[08:56] Lumina
    Attack me with what you learned
    at the Adventurers' Guild.
[09:00] Luciel
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:01] Luciel
    Then it's sword and shield, I guess.
[09:03] Luciel
    All right!
[09:05] Luciel
    Here I come!
[09:12] Lumina
    You're leaving yourself open.
[09:17] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[09:20] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[09:22] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic...
[09:26] Brod
    Listen up, Luciel.
[09:28] Brod
    Most people who attack you will be
    a lot stronger than you are.
[09:33] Luciel
    I see.
[09:34] Brod
    However, you have a strength
    unknown to most combatants.
[09:38] Brod
    So lay a trap for them.
[09:41] Brod
    Lay a trap!
[09:43] Luciel
    Bring relief as from the breath of an angel.
[09:46] Luciel
    High heal!
[09:52] Luciel
    Yes!
[09:53] Luciel
    Wait, what?
[09:54] Luciel
    She's gone?
[09:55] Lumina
    Very well done.
[10:01] Lucy
    Wake up. Wake up!
[10:10] Lucy
    I'm telling you to wake up!
[10:14] Luciel
    Yeowch!
[10:16] Luciel
    Huh?
[10:17] Luciel
    Is this... the training yard?
[10:20] Lucy
    It is.
[10:21] Queena
    Lumina-sama told us to take care of you.
[10:24] Luciel
    Is morning training over?
[10:27] Luciel
    Thank you for waiting for me.
[10:30] Lucy
    It's all right. I never expected
    Lumina-sama would knock you out.
[10:34] Lucy
    You really went all out, Luciel.
[10:37] Lucy
    She doesn't go that hard on us.
[10:41] Queena
    Yes, that was a surprise.
[10:44] Queena
    I never thought Lumina-sama would
    show a healer that much respect.
SIGN    Say what?
[10:49] Luciel
    For now, I'd better heal.
[10:53] Lumina
    Stop right there!
[10:55] Lumina
    Bodyguard training is over.
    The defending side wins.
[11:01] Lumina
    Now, let's review how that went.
[11:04] Lumina
    Does anyone have anything to say?
[11:08] Lumina
    Elizabeth?
[11:09] Elizabeth
    I believe the main reason
    we attackers lost this time
[11:13] Elizabeth
    was because the other side had him.
[11:16] Luciel
    Huh? Me?
[11:17] Lumina
    Exactly right.
[11:19] Lumina
    With less than five years' experience,
[11:22] Lumina
    Lucy's side should have
    a hard time defeating Elizabeth's.
[11:24] Lumina
    However, Luciel-kun's support
    helped strengthen their defenses.
[11:30] Lumina
    At seventeen years old,
    Luciel-kun is already a level 5 healer
[11:34] Lumina
    with holy magic affinity 7.
[11:37] Lumina
    He's a real oddball.
[11:42] Elizabeth
    But even for a talented healer,
    that would normally be impossible!
[11:47] Lumina
    Quit squabbling, Elizabeth.
[11:50] Lumina
    Like I just said, Luciel-kun is an oddball.
[11:54] Luciel
    I wish you wouldn't say that
    like you mean it!
SIGN    ODDBALL
[11:58] Luciel
    Calling me an oddball...
    Even from you, Lumina-sama, that sounds rude!
[12:02] Lumina
    Oh?
[12:04] Lumina
    I even heard that just ten days after
    registering at the Healers' Guild,
SIGN    Business Mode
[12:08] Lumina
    you left to take room and board
     at the Adventurers' Guild,
[12:12] Lumina
    where you treated people for free
    in exchange for combat training.
[12:18] Lumina
    Are you telling me that intel is false?
[12:21] Luciel
    My private life has been compromised!
SIGN    MASSIVE PERSONAL
    DATA LEAK
[12:24] Luciel
    Isn't there some kind of privacy policy?!
[12:26] Lumina
    On top of that, I heard you were
    beaten from morning till night
[12:30] Lumina
    and earned some nicknames as a result.
[12:32] Lumina
    Isn't that right, Luciel-kun?
[12:35] Lumina
    The masochistic healer.
[12:37] Lumina
    The zombie healer.
[12:38] Lumina
    The maso-zombie healer.
[12:41] Lumina
    With nicknames like that,
    can you really say you aren't odd?
[12:46] Luciel
    Please forgive me!
[12:52] Luciel
    Even after all that training yesterday,
    my skills still haven't increased.
[12:59] Luciel
    I thought they'd have gone up by now,
    but maybe this is normal.
[13:04] Luciel
    No! There's still more that I can do.
[13:06] Luciel
    Master taught me not to get
    distracted by the numbers.
SIGN    Effort & Dedication
[13:10] Luciel
    If doing nothing is bringing me down,
    then I've gotta put in more effort!
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
[13:13] Luciel
    All right! I'm off to explore
    and train on the sixteenth level!
[13:17] Luciel
    Let's go!
[13:20] Luciel
    Hey, that was quick!
[13:21] Luciel
    Dual-wielding is off limits!
[13:23] Luciel
    I'm going sword and shield,
    Master Brod style!
[13:30] Luciel
    And now I can equip weapons with just
     a thought. This magic sack sure is handy.
[13:35] Luciel
    All right, the magic stones...
[13:38] Luciel
    Any way you look at it,
    this has gotta be a trap.
[13:43] Luciel
    Well, my aura coat and area barrier are
    unbeatable, so let's see what the trap is.
[13:55] Luciel
    S-So this is a thing?
[13:57] Luciel
    Purification!
[14:01] Luciel
    Purification!
[14:06] Luciel
    As usual, my level remains stuck at 1.
[14:09] Luciel
    I feel pain when the undead get attacks in,
[14:12] Luciel
    but these guys must still be illusions
    that give no experience points.
[14:16] Luciel
    Even so, this fighting
    isn't totally pointless.
[14:20] Luciel
    I'll just think of it as training.
[14:22] Luciel
    With my delicious lunches
    and disgusting Substance X,
[14:26] Luciel
    I continued exploring the next day
    and the day after that.
SIGN    Twentieth Level
[14:33] Luciel
    I've got a really bad feeling about this...
[14:37] Luciel
    This has to be another boss room.
[14:41] Luciel
    You said it's called a main chamber?
[14:43] Luciel
    What's in the one on the twentieth level?
[14:45] Cattleya
    I don't know. I've never even
    gone inside the labyrinth.
[14:50] Cattleya
    But it might be another guild member
     who lost their life in the labyrinth.
[14:56] Luciel
    Oh, she looks really sad again.
[14:59] Luciel
    But it's gotta be an act.
[15:02] Luciel
    I mean, the undead in there
    are just illusions.
[15:06] Luciel
    For two days after that, I did runs
    of the boss room on the tenth level
[15:10] Luciel
    and kept battling the undead using
    Master's fighting style.
[15:14] Luciel
    And then...
[15:17] Luciel
    Yes?
[15:21] Elizabeth
    Good morning, Luciel-san. I came to get you.
[15:26] Luciel
    Elizabeth-san?
[15:32] Elizabeth
    Why must I tend to such a...
    such a slovenly individual?
[15:36] Elizabeth
    Today, we'll be thoroughly schooling you
    in dual-wielding technique,
[15:40] Elizabeth
    so you'd better be ready!
[15:42] Luciel
    Um, are you upset about something?
[15:45] Elizabeth
    You're imagining things!
[15:56] Luciel
    I had no idea we'd be using real swords.
[15:59] Luciel
    I'd better have high heal on tap.
[16:00] Ripnear
    Yah!
[16:06] Luciel
    Whoa.
[16:08] Lumina
    How was that?
[16:10] Luciel
    They were both very quick and attacked
    their opponent's weak spots with precision.
[16:15] Luciel
    It also seemed like they were
    thinking several steps ahead
[16:18] Luciel
    about how to move and respond.
[16:20] Ripnear
    Boo!
[16:22] Lumina
    And how about the dual-wielding?
[16:24] Luciel
    It leaves you more vulnerable
     than I expected.
[16:28] Luciel
    When you attack continuously,
    it limits your movements.
[16:31] Luciel
    But even so, you can't stop attacking.
[16:34] Luciel
    I guess I shouldn't have considered it
    something to try for fun after all.
[16:39] Lumina
    You're up next, Luciel-kun.
[16:41] Luciel
    All right.
[16:44] Luciel
    Barrier.
SIGN    Ripnear
[16:51] Luciel
    I th-think I can hold her off.
[16:53] Luciel
    Maybe this will work.
[16:56] Luciel
    Now!
[17:03] Luciel
    Oh...
[17:05] Luciel
    The sky.
SIGN    Ripnear
[17:08] Lumina
    Good. Next!
SIGN    Elizabeth
[17:13] Luciel
    Heal!
[17:14] Luciel
    Hmph!
[17:15] Luciel
    Whoa!
[17:18] Luciel
    I can use my size advantage!
[17:21] Luciel
    Huh?
[17:25] Luciel
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:26] Luciel
    Wha—
[17:28] Elizabeth
    That was a dirty move.
SIGN    Elizabeth
[17:30] Luciel
    I-I surrender...
[17:33] Luciel
    By the way, Elizabeth-san,
    did you disappear?
[17:36] Elizabeth
    I have double affinity with fire and water.
[17:39] Luciel
    Huh?!
[17:41] Elizabeth
    I used both my magical
    affinities to create an illusion.
[17:44] Elizabeth
    Then I left some space, put it in front
    of me, and waited for an opening.
[17:51] Luciel
    You can do that?
[17:53] Luciel
    Everyone's a lot more
    experienced than I expected.
[17:56] Luciel
    Their skills are really refined.
[17:58] Luciel
    That was very educational.
[18:00] Elizabeth
    Of course it was!
[18:03] ---
    Several Days Later   Twentieth Level Again
[18:07] Luciel
    After that, under Lumina-sama's guidance,
[18:09] Luciel
    I steadily absorbed my training
    lessons with the paladin regiment.
[18:27] Luciel
    The special paladin training was well worth it,
[18:30] Luciel
    because it helped me clear the boss
    room on the twentieth level.
[18:34] Fluna
    Dear Luciel, I appreciate your efforts.
[18:37] Fluna
    The items left behind by the wight
    you defeated this time
[18:41] Fluna
    also once belonged to a high priest.
[18:45] Fluna
    Together with the wight from level ten,
[18:47] Fluna
    he entered the labyrinth over
    a decade ago and lost his way.
[18:51] Luciel
    Does that mean he passed away
    in the labyrinth, became undead,
[18:55] Luciel
    and then turned on church headquarters?
[18:58] Cattleya
    Luciel-kun!
[18:59] Cattleya
    Some things you just shouldn't say!
[19:02] Fluna
    To be accurate, he turned on
    the Republic of St. Shurule,
[19:06] Fluna
    church headquarters,
    and the healers' guild.
[19:08] Fluna
    All of them, in truth.
[19:12] Fluna
    It's already been half a century
    since the underground became a labyrinth.
[19:16] Fluna
    We don't know what caused the transformation.
[19:20] Fluna
    Back then, it was a most lively place.
[19:25] Fluna
    Many templars and paladins devoted
    themselves to their studies.
[19:30] Luciel
    Huh? Wait a second.
[19:32] Luciel
    The pope was alive half a century ago?
[19:36] Luciel
    But she sounds so young...
[19:39] Fluna
    After the labyrinth manifested,
    many endeavored to seal it off.
[19:46] Fluna
    Thanks to that, we manage to prevent
    monsters from spilling out even now.
[19:52] Luciel
    Can the labyrinth be defeated?
[19:55] Fluna
    It can.
[19:57] Fluna
    I understand that,
    by conquering the labyrinth,
[19:59] Fluna
    it is possible to destroy
    its miasma-emitting core.
[20:04] Fluna
    It is said that will cause
    the filth to dissipate,
[20:07] Fluna
    and the labyrinth itself
    will eventually disappear.
[20:10] Fluna
    However, to this day, no one
    has yet accomplished that.
[20:14] Fluna
    On one occasion, an elite group
    of templars and paladins
[20:19] Fluna
    embarked to scour
    the labyrinth at a rapid pace.
[20:23] Luciel
    If they were at Lumina-sama's level,
    they should've blasted through it.
[20:28] Luciel
    But they still hit a dead end?
[20:30] Luciel
    Just what is the labyrinth?
[20:34] Fluna
    The miasma and foul odor of the place
    gradually slowed their progress.
[20:40] Luciel
    Sorry?
[20:42] Luciel
    So, basically, just because it stunk?
[20:47] Fluna
    And yet they pressed on
    for the sake of the Church.
[20:51] Fluna
    They were plagued
    by impracticable strategies.
[20:53] Fluna
    Many lives were sacrificed as a result.
[20:57] Fluna
    And in the end, the entrance was sealed
    so that no monsters could escape.
[21:04] Luciel
    Is that why you're using
    healers as exorcists now?
[21:08] Fluna
    For decades now, fewer and fewer people
    have been born into templar and paladin jobs.
[21:15] Fluna
    To tell the truth, we lack
    the manpower for the labyrinth.
[21:19] Luciel
    Is that why you send healers with
    purification spells to cull the undead?
[21:24] Fluna
    Correct. To prevent zombies
    from escaping the labyrinth.
[21:29] Fluna
    That is our highest priority right now.
[21:33] Fluna
    Dear Luciel, may I ask you to
    continue exploring the labyrinth?
[21:38] Luciel
    Yes, if I can go bit by bit.
[21:41] Fluna
    Then is there anything else you desire?
    Anything you require for your quest?
[21:46] Luciel
    Ooh, a reward?
[21:49] Luciel
    Anti-undead weapons and armor.
[21:51] Luciel
    I may need such equipment to protect my life.
[21:55] Fluna
    Very well. I shall have select items
     prepared for you.
[21:59] Fluna
    Ah, yes, and when you reach the healer
    rank of 7, I can give you a promotion.
[22:05] Fluna
    Come and speak with me then.
[22:06] Luciel
    A promotion?
[22:07] Fluna
    Good work today. I will leave the items
    for your quest with Cattleya.
[22:14] Luciel
    Your Holiness! Thank you very much.
[22:18] Luciel
    A promotion and a reward?
    I'll give this all I got!
[22:23] Luciel
    Let's go!
[23:55] Lumina
    Luciel-kun, you really are a dunce.
[23:58] Lumina
    Sorry for saying that! I just love
    the way you react, so I can't help myself.
[24:03] Lumina
    Next time: "The Secret of Substance X."
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[24:06] Lumina
    You might actually have a talent
    for turning people into sadists.