E12 - S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
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[00:01] Adventurer 1
Hey, Master.
[00:02] Adventurer 1
I haven't seen St. Weirdo in half
a year. Do you know what's up?
[00:06] Master
I haven't heard a peep from him.
[00:09] Master
Last time I saw him was
when he stopped by
[00:11] Master
to stock up on a bunch
of food and Substance X.
[00:14] Adventurer 2
Maybe he's off on an expedition.
[00:17] Female adventurer
Now that you mention it,
since St. Weirdo disappeared,
[00:20] Female adventurer
clinic fees have really gone up.
[00:24] Master
Could it be...?
[00:26] Adventurer 1
Has St. Weirdo been locked up by the Church?!
SIGN St. Weirdo
SIGN The Great Cleric
SIGN A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN Fiftieth Floor
[02:09] Luciel
This is the last of my food.
SIGN #12 S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
[02:13] Luciel
If the next one isn't
the final boss, I'm done for.
[02:19] Luciel
If I die here, I wonder...
[02:22] Luciel
Will I become undead or something, too?
[02:27] Luciel
Spell tome.
[02:29] Luciel
Guess I'd better take a look through this guy.
SIGN Spell tome received after defeating the floor forty boss
[02:33] Luciel
"Sanctuary circle."
SIGN Sanctuary Circle
SIGN Sanctuary Circle
[02:35] Luciel
"Purges magic of the dark affinity,
[02:38] Luciel
and burns all demons and ghosts
within the circle."
[02:42] Luciel
"A spell of hope which
protects all that is holy."
[02:45] Luciel
That's so cool!
[03:05] Luciel
Oh wow.
[03:07] Luciel
You really do look like the final boss.
[03:11] Luciel
You're a big one...
[03:12] Luciel
Might as well call you King Wight, I guess.
[03:16] Luciel
O holy touch of healing.
[03:19] Luciel
O breath of the mother of this great land.
[03:21] Luciel
O Lord, I offer up my magic.
[03:24] Luciel
Bring relief as from the breath of an angel
[03:26] Luciel
and heal the spirits
residing within all things.
[03:29] Luciel
Area high—
[03:32] Luciel
That was close!
[03:33] Luciel
Faces? That's so creepy!
[03:39] Luciel
Purification!
[03:44] Luciel
When did he...
[03:46] Luciel
Black arts? Is that dark affinity magic?
[03:49] Luciel
Then I'll go ahead and test this out!
[03:52] Luciel
Sanctuary circle!
[04:04] Luciel
It looks... effective...
[04:08] Luciel
I'm running out of magic... Magic potion!
[04:19] Luciel
If I keep doing this over and over,
[04:21] Luciel
I'll eventually run out of potions,
and he'll get me.
[04:24] Luciel
I've got to finish him off quickly!
[04:27] Luciel
O holy touch of healing.
[04:29] Luciel
O breath of the mother of this great land.
[04:32] Luciel
I don't know if this will work or not.
[04:34] Luciel
O Lord, I offer up my magic.
[04:38] Luciel
Harness a shield of purification
like the radiant wings of an angel
[04:41] Luciel
and bring forth a sanctuary
to sear all that is evil and impure.
[04:45] Luciel
Sanctuary circle!
[04:48] Luciel
Go!
[04:54] Luciel
Did that do it?
[04:58] Luciel
Uh-oh!
[05:15] Luciel
His face at the end...
[05:18] Luciel
What if all of the monsters
and bosses I've beaten so far
[05:21] Luciel
were also once people like this old guy?
[05:25] Luciel
I get the feeling that's what this means.
[05:28] Luciel
And was he trying to tell me something?
[05:36] Luciel
What's this?
[05:38] Luciel
"Forbidden Holy Magic"?
[05:40] Luciel
I'm gonna have to report this to the pope.
[05:44] Luciel
I'll put these away for now.
[05:50] Luciel
What's that?
[05:56] Luciel
Something smells really good.
[06:03] Luciel
It's draining my magic!
[06:15] Luciel
It leads to another staircase.
[06:18] Luciel
Guess that means I keep going.
[06:26] Luciel
Another level?
[06:35] Luciel
A d-d-dragon?!
[06:37] Luciel
This isn't funny! There's no way
I could beat something like that!
[06:45] Luciel
I-Is it undead? It isn't moving, though...
[06:50] Luciel
They say that dragons are intelligent.
[06:52] Luciel
It might even be able to speak.
[06:54] Luciel
If it is undead, maybe I can use
sanctuary circle to turn it back.
[06:58] Luciel
If I can't, this is game over.
[07:01] Luciel
But I don't have any other choice!
[07:04] Luciel
Sanctuary circle!
[07:23] Luciel
D-Did I defeat it?
[07:26] Luciel
It sure looks cool up close...
[07:29] Luciel
There's no way I'd win
in a real fight against thi—
[07:34] Luciel
I'm dead meat! I'm gonna get eaten!
[07:40] Holy Dragon
You bested me with one attack.
Quite impressive.
[07:44] Holy Dragon
I shall grant you a reward.
[07:47] Luciel
Look at all that treasure!
[07:48] Holy Dragon
You may take it all with you.
[07:50] Luciel
Er, are you sure this isn't a trap?
[07:54] Holy Dragon
Be at ease. There are no evil spirits
left on this level, are there?
[07:59] Holy Dragon
Once you collect the remaining magic
stones, the labyrinth will disappear.
[08:04] Holy Dragon
I will let you choose how to proceed.
A special privilege for you alone.
[08:10] Luciel
He doesn't seem like a threat.
[08:12] Luciel
Maybe he'll answer if I ask him something.
[08:16] Luciel
What exactly is the purpose
of this labyrinth?
[08:19] Holy Dragon
We of the dragon race were sealed away
where miasma gathers.
[08:26] Holy Dragon
This labyrinth is one such place.
[08:30] Luciel
If you were trapped here,
shouldn't a hero have come to rescue you?
[08:35] Holy Dragon
No hero ever appeared.
[08:38] Holy Dragon
But that is not all that
has transpired here in this world...
[08:46] Luciel
I can't believe that's what happened...
[08:51] Luciel
What? What?!
[08:54] Holy Dragon
You stand before a great reward,
[08:56] Holy Dragon
yet you are not clutching at it
or overwhelmed by greed.
[08:59] Holy Dragon
I like that.
[09:01] Luciel
What?
[09:02] Holy Dragon
I shall grant you my protection.
[09:05] Luciel
Wait, what? That sounds scary!
[09:08] Holy Dragon
What is your name?
[09:10] Luciel
Luciel. But I don't know
about this protection...
[09:14] Holy Dragon
Be at ease. I will merely
make you harder to kill.
[09:19] Luciel
Oh, in that case, I'll gladly take it!
[09:20] Holy Dragon
Luciel... From here on, monsters
will only grow more powerful.
[09:27] Holy Dragon
Save as many beings as you can.
[09:31] Holy Dragon
I pray that will include my brethren.
[09:36] Holy Dragon
My protection and my remains,
Luciel, I confer upon you.
[09:47] Holy Dragon
I have upheld my oath.
[09:55] Holy Dragon
Save as many beings as you can.
[09:59] Holy Dragon
I pray that will include my brethren.
[10:05] Luciel
I understand. I'll do everything in my power.
SIGN Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
SIGN Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
SIGN Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
[10:15] Luciel
Great. All picked up.
[10:25] Luciel
A staff and a necklace?
[10:29] Luciel
Whoa! Could I be going home—
SIGN Title acquired: He Who Released the Seal
SIGN As result of your oath to the holy dragon,
you can now sense where dragons are sealed away
[10:51] Luciel
I did it! I made it—
[10:54] Luciel
back home.
[10:55] Luciel
I just got back!
[10:59] Luciel
Cattleya-san?! That was really mean!
[11:02] Luciel
Did I do something to you?
[11:04] Cattleya
You're still alive!
[11:06] Luciel
Yeah... I think I am...
[11:10] Cattleya
I'm so glad you're safe! Really!
[11:13] Luciel
Th-Thank you.
[11:15] Luciel
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Not so tight!
[11:18] Cattleya
You were gone for half a year.
I thought something happened in the labyrinth.
[11:25] Cattleya
I just assumed you were escaped undead!
[11:31] Cattleya
You gave me quite a fright just now.
[11:35] Luciel
I almost thought I was a goner there myself...
[11:38] Cattleya
But now isn't the time for this!
[11:40] Cattleya
You have to stop the adventurers!
[11:42] Luciel
Excuse me?
[11:44] Adventurer 3
Free our St. Weirdo!
SIGN Free St. Weirdo!!
SIGN Give him back!
[11:47] Woman adventurer
Release the healer Luciel!
[11:51] Cattleya
Quick! This way!
[11:52] Luciel
What is this all about?
[11:56] Luciel
Master?!
[11:58] Luciel
And even Gulgar-san and Galba-san?
[12:00] Master
Hey! What about me?
[12:03] Brod
Hey, kid.
[12:05] Luciel
E-Everyone... what's going on?
[12:10] Brod
Get a load of this guy! He's still kicking!
[12:13] Gulgar
What a relief!
[12:14] Galba
Where were you for the last half year?
[12:17] Luciel
Did they all think I was dead?
[12:20] Brod
I gotcha!
[12:23] Master
Hey, Whirlwind. I'll go and tell
the folks outside that the kid's okay.
[12:28] Master
Don't forget to stop by
the Adventurers' Guild later, St. Weirdo!
[12:32] Brod
Yeah, he'll be there!
[12:34] Luciel
I give! I give!
[12:35] Gulgar
Say, you're awful cheery all
of a sudden, Whirlwind.
[12:38] Brod
Huh? Don't be ridiculous.
[12:42] Luciel
So, what brings you all to the capital?
[12:45] Brod
Really? You don't know?
[12:48] Gulgar
Well, Luciel always has been kinda...
[12:51] Gulgar
You could call him special.
[12:57] Luciel
They sure are rowdy out there.
[12:59] Luciel
Is today a city festival or something?
[13:04] Gulgar
That's a good one, man!
SIGN What a weird kid...
[13:06] Galba
So, what were you doing all this time?
[13:09] Luciel
Well, I was...
SIGN GRRROWL
[13:14] Luciel
Thank you for the food!
[13:17] Luciel
At the Adventurers' Guild,
[13:20] Luciel
Gulgar-san and the guildmaster put together
some dishes that made me drool,
[13:23] Adventurers
Gross!
[13:23] Luciel
and then made me chug Substance X.
[13:24] Adventurers
That stinks!
[13:25] Adventurers
It reeks!
[13:27] Luciel
People who couldn't afford clinics
heard the rumors
[13:30] Luciel
and overwhelmed the guild,
so I reinstated "St. Weirdo's Free Day."
[13:36] Luciel
Then I took advantage
of Master Brod being around.
[13:43] Luciel
I'm gonna go all out.
[13:45] Brod
Look at you, getting all cocky.
[13:48] Brod
Come at me whenever you're ready.
[13:50] Luciel
Here I go!
[13:54] Brod
It looks like you're
starting to get it together,
[13:57] Brod
but did you really feel like you'd
gotten that much stronger?
[14:00] Brod
Get up. I'll smack that false
confidence right out of you.
[14:05] Luciel
Yes, sir!
[14:10] Luciel
More, more!
[14:14] Adventurer 4
Th-That's him, the urban legend...
[14:17] Adventurer 4
The Whirlwind!
[14:20] Luciel
More, more...
[14:22] Cat woman
The maso-zombie!
[14:23] Adventurer 4
He was never just a legend!
[14:27] Adventurer 4
He's the real thing!
[14:30] Adventurer 4
real thing... real thing...
[14:33] Elitz
If you need anything else,
I'll come a-running.
[14:36] Female adventurer 2
We're so happy you survived, Luciel!
[14:39] Elitz
You're the only one Brod-san
can take his stress out on, Luciel!
[14:43] Luciel
You don't say...
[14:44] Adventurer 4
Our masochist club meets
later on. You should come!
[14:47] Cat woman
Heal us if we get hurt again, okay?
[14:50] Luciel
Wow, he brought up that
masochist club without any hesitation.
[14:55] Brod
Hey, Luciel.
[14:58] Brod
My idiot apprentice.
[14:59] Luciel
So mean!
[15:00] Brod
Look at how many people
were worried about you.
[15:04] Brod
But you're still so, so weak.
You need to be aware of that.
[15:10] Luciel
Yes, sir!
[15:11] Gulgar
Hold on, Brod.
[15:13] Gulgar
If you don't dial it back, Luciel
might never come home to Merratoni!
[15:19] Luciel
That isn't true at all.
[15:22] Luciel
Of course I'll come home.
So please look me in the eye, Master.
[15:26] Galba
Next time, I'll train you too.
[15:28] Galba
I think my style of fighting might be more
fitting for a coward like you, Luciel-kun.
[15:33] Brod
Don't you dare steal my apprentice.
[15:36] Galba
When you come back to Merratoni,
bring one of your girlfriends with you.
[15:40] Luciel
Girlfriends?
[15:42] Luciel
Oh, that's right!
[15:44] Luciel
Would you mind giving these letters
to Nanaella-san and Monika-san for me?
[15:49] Brod
Oh? Has your master become
your private courier?
[15:53] Brod
Either way, I think these will please them.
[15:57] Brod
They were ready to drop everything
and rush off to the capital, after all.
[16:01] Brod
I'd be in trouble without them,
so I somehow persuaded them to stay behind.
[16:05] Galba
Hmm?
[16:07] Galba
And who was it that dropped everything
as instructor to come all the way here again?
[16:13] Brod
I'll get everything done once I get back.
[16:16] Brod
But seriously, Luciel,
which one do you have your eye on?
[16:22] Luciel
Which?
[16:23] Brod
Anyway, once you get married and have kids,
I'll be the one training your—
[16:29] Galba
Brod, you sure aren't very sharp when
it comes to people's feelings, are you?
[16:33] Brod
Hey! Back off!
[16:33] Galba
Right? I know.
SIGN Galba-san's strong!
[16:40] Brod
Luciel, see you later.
[16:43] Luciel
Yes, you will. Someday!
[16:46] Brod
We're expecting you!
[16:48] Luciel
O-Okay!
[16:57] Luciel
Next, my report to the pope...
[17:00] Pope
Dear Luciel, I'm very pleased
that you returned alive.
[17:04] Luciel
I apologize for any worry I caused.
[17:06] Pope
No, it's fine.
[17:08] Pope
Typically, we would have immediately
sent someone to rescue you,
[17:12] Pope
but there were some voices of dissent.
[17:15] Pope
Ultimately, the Valkyrie Paladin
Regiment did go in after you.
[17:20] Luciel
Lumina-san's team came for me?
[17:24] Pope
But wraiths started to appear
after the thirty-first floor,
[17:27] Pope
leaving them no choice but to retreat.
[17:29] Luciel
That is perfectly understandable.
[17:32] Pope
Now, why did you not return for half a year?
[17:37] Luciel
Well, inside the labyrinth...
[17:43] Pope
Is that so?
[17:44] Pope
I certainly did not expect you to defeat
the boss on the fiftieth level. Bravo.
[17:49] Pope
And ultimately you were able
to return without issue, I see.
[17:56] Luciel
I beg your pardon,
but I have something to share now
[17:59] Luciel
that I can only allow the pope,
Cattleya-sama, and Lumina-sama to hear.
[18:06] Priest 1
You mean you refuse to tell us?
[18:08] Priest 1
You'd dare mock us?
[18:10] Priest 2
Even if it's adventurer business,
who do you think you are?!
[18:13] Pope
It matters not.
[18:15] Pope
The rest of you may withdraw.
[18:20] Luciel
After she cleared the room, I told the pope
about what happened on the fiftieth floor
[18:25] Luciel
and spoke in detail about the forbidden
holy magic tome I recovered.
[18:30] Luciel
Now this is the really important part...
[18:34] Luciel
At the end of the fiftieth floor,
I found an undead holy dragon!
[18:41] Luciel
He said that he and his brethren
had been cursed by a wicked deity
[18:44] Luciel
and sealed away in labyrinths.
[18:47] Luciel
He prayed for their freedom.
[18:50] Luciel
Then he said...
[18:51] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
The next hero will not be born
for another forty years.
[18:56] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
As the magical elements enveloping
the world turn further toward darkness,
[18:59] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
monsters will become more powerful.
[19:03] Luciel
Once that happens,
[19:05] Luciel
it's likely not even heroes will be able
to defeat a newly born demon king.
[19:09] Luciel
That's what he told me.
[19:13] Pope
A holy dragon? It cannot be...
[19:18] Pope
Cattleya. Lumina.
[19:20] Pope
I forbid you from speaking of what
Luciel just said to anyone else.
[19:24] Lumina & Cattleya
Your Holiness!
[19:27] Luciel
But why is my level still stuck at 1?
[19:34] Pope
Why don't you take a look at your status?
[19:37] Luciel
Okay. Status open.
SIGN Name: Luciel
SIGN Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight I
SIGN Age: 18
SIGN Level: 1
[19:42] Luciel
See? I'm still at level 1.
[19:46] Pope
You did add a job.
SIGN Magic Affinity: Holy
[19:48] Pope
Also, does this look like
a level 1 status screen to you?
SIGN Skills
Assess Mastery I Monster Luck I Martial Arts VI
Meditation VII Focus VIII Strength Recovery VII
Butchery II Detect Danger VI Ambulation VI
Null Incantation III No Incantation I Magic Circle Incantation...
Detect Presence Dual Spear-Sword Wielding III Trap...
Accelerated Thinking II
SIGN HP Growth Rate Up VIII MP Growth Rate Up
STR Growth Rate Up VIII VIT Growth Rate
AGI Growth Rate Up VIII INT Growth Rate
RMG Growth Rate Up VIII Physical Attribute Growth...
[19:52] Luciel
It does look like my numbers
have gone up across the board...
SIGN Poison Resist VIII Paralysis Resist VIII Petrify Resist...
Curse Resist VIII Enfeeble Resist VIII Silence Resist...
Bewitchment Resist VI Spiritual Resist IX Slash...
SIGN Titles
Shaper of Destiny (All Stats...
Protection of the God of Fate (SP Acquisition Rate Up)
Blessed by the Healer God (Holy Magic Recovery Spells...
Holy Dragon's Protection (Become a Holy Dragon Knight, Increasing...
Dragonslayer (Stronger Defense against Dragons...
He Who Released the Seal (Immune to the Wicked One's...)
[19:56] Pope
Cattleya.
[19:57] Cattleya
Yes?
[19:58] Pope
Hand this to Luciel.
[19:59] Cattleya
Yes, Your Holiness.
[20:02] Pope
The literature on God's Lament,
or Substance X.
[20:06] Pope
This is the original manuscript.
SIGN (Abridged)
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:09] Luciel
While it does give certain advantages,
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:12] Luciel
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise...
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:16] Luciel
one's level.
[20:18] Lumina & Cattleya
Luciel-kun?!
[20:20] Luciel
If I want to level up,
I have to quit Substance X.
[20:25] Luciel
But Substance X is such
a useful cheat for me!
[20:30] Pope
In any event, Luciel,
I appreciate your efforts.
[20:34] Pope
In one week, we shall hold a celebration
in honor of your conquest of the labyrinth.
[20:41] Pope
The labyrinth that cast a long shadow
over more than fifty years
[20:45] Pope
is now no more.
[20:48] Pope
This is thanks to the healer Luciel,
who cleared its deepest reaches.
[20:53] Pope
In commemoration of this achievement,
[20:55] Pope
I hereby promote Luciel to S-rank healer
[20:59] Pope
and grant him rank equivalent to a bishop.
[21:02] Pope
Furthermore, I bestow upon him the right
to refuse orders from anyone other than myself
[21:08] Pope
as a reward for his great deed.
[21:10] Pope
I, Pope Fluna Alludelli
de Shurule, declare it so.
[21:17] Pope
Now, Luciel, would you mind saying a word?
[21:21] Luciel
A sp-speech? I haven't given one
since I was a salaryman!
[21:27] Luciel
Here goes.
[21:36] Luciel
I am deeply honored by the introduction.
[21:38] Luciel
On this day, I have been entrusted
with the duties of an S-rank healer.
[21:41] Luciel
My name is Luciel.
[21:43] Luciel
I am still just a novice,
[21:45] Luciel
and my only achievement so far
is conquering the labyrinth.
[21:49] Luciel
I realize that may not sound very exciting.
[21:51] Luciel
However, please allow
this uninteresting novice
[21:54] Luciel
to tell you something even less exciting.
[21:59] Luciel
It has been four years
since I became a healer.
[22:01] Luciel
But today, all of the Church's authority
is on the verge of crumbling away.
[22:06] Priest 3
What did he just say?
[22:08] Priest 4
Is he in his right mind?
[22:12] Luciel
What could possibly be so funny?
[22:14] Luciel
You're the ones who set this up!
[22:18] Luciel
It is now on the verge of crumbling away
[22:21] Luciel
because of the unjust
practices of arrogant healers.
[22:24] Luciel
Healers are scorned by the people
as money-hungry swindlers.
[22:27] Luciel
They are deeply loathed.
[22:29] Luciel
How did things come to this?
[22:31] Luciel
Because the law has not
evolved with the times.
[22:33] Luciel
Because the fees for healing
have not been regulated.
[22:38] Luciel
Therefore, I declare that I will create
new guidelines for medical treatment fees.
[22:46] Luciel
This way, people will no longer be able to
misuse the authority of the Church.
[22:55] Sheila
Da...
[22:58] Sheila
Daddy?
[23:01] Sheila's dad
Sheila?
[23:03] Sheila
Daddy...
[23:05] Sheila's dad
Sheila! Your voice!
[23:07] Sheila
Daddy!
[23:09] Luciel
Let's spend our days working diligently
to restore the authority of the Church!
[23:15] Luciel
I shall do everything within
my power to serve the Church,
[23:20] Luciel
and as my life goal, I will spare no effort.
[23:24] Luciel
I swear to it!
[23:27] Luciel
Thank you for your time.
SIGN Name: Luciel
SIGN Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight
[23:38] Luciel
I was once a salaryman,
[23:40] Luciel
but to survive in another world,
I've chosen a new path...
[23:46] Luciel
And now I've been promoted to rank S!