The Great Cleric

After his untimely death, this salaryman gets another shot at life! When Luciel is reborn into a magical new land, he becomes a healer in hopes of leading a peaceful life. However, he quickly learns that being a healer is much more challenging than he expected. With strict and strenuous training in store, this new life is turning out to be anything but peaceful.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Healers' Guild

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[00:01] Luciel
    Oh, Chief?
[00:03] Luciel
    I was able to make an appointment,
    so I'm going to meet the client now.
[00:09] Luciel
    Well, that went awful...
[00:11] Luciel
    And here I thought it would work out.
[00:13] Luciel
    No, wait. They weren't my only client.
[00:16] Luciel
    I'll get the next one for sure!
[00:19] Luciel
    With these work-hardened legs,
    I'll walk to as many clients as I have to
[00:26] Luciel
    in order to reach my goal!
[00:35] Luciel
    Thank you very much!
[00:40] Luciel
    I hit my quota!
    Now I'll get that promotion for sure!
[00:49] Young Man
    I did it... I did it!
[00:53] Cop
    W-Wait!
[00:57] Luciel
    I'll head back and celebrate with everyone.
[01:01] Cop
    Don't move!
[01:11] Luciel
    Ow... What in the world?
[01:16] man
    Call an ambulance!
[01:17] woman
    Somebody help!
[01:19] Luciel
    I'm getting a promotion...
[01:22] Luciel
    I gotta get back...
[01:25] Luciel
    and celebrate with everyone...
SIGN    I can't die like this
[01:44] God
    You, unfortunate soul...
[01:48] God
    You are bound for a land of earth and sea,
    much like this planet.
[01:53] God
    A realm of magic and monsters.
[01:56] God
    I shall reincarnate you in such a world.
[02:08] Luciel
    "Reincarnate"?
[02:17] Luciel
    And that's how,
    by the power of... God, I think?
[02:21] Luciel
    I was reincarnated in the world of Galdardia.
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[04:04] Luciel
    That's... a dragon, isn't it?
[04:07] Luciel
    Moreover, what's this about reincarnation?
SIGN    #1 The Healers' Guild
[04:12] Luciel
    Wait, this isn't my suit.
[04:15] God
    I shall grant you basic knowledge.
[04:17] God
    If you wish to survive, recite
    "status open" to see your status.
[04:23] Luciel
    Uh... S-Status open?
SIGN    Name: Unspecified
SIGN    Job: Unspecified
[04:29] Luciel
    Hey, hey, hey! This is just like a game!
SIGN    Age:
SIGN    Level:
[04:33] God
    Your race and age were predetermined.
[04:36] God
    The rest you may decide for yourself.
[04:39] God
    May your new life be a blessed one.
[04:47] Luciel
    Wow, I really did get reincarnated...
[04:52] Luciel
    Let's see... Hmm...
[04:56] Luciel
    There! All done.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
[04:59] Luciel
    I'm Luciel!
[05:01] Luciel
    Luciel. Luciel, Luciel, Luciel...
[05:05] Luciel
    Now then...
[05:07] Luciel
    For skills, I took assess mastery,
    martial arts, and magic control.
SIGN    Assess Mastery
SIGN    Martial Arts
SIGN    Magic Control
SIGN    Monster Luck
[05:12] Luciel
    Then lastly, monster luck!
    Can't have too much of that right now.
[05:18] Luciel
    Next up...
SIGN    Name: Luciel
SIGN    Job:
SIGN    Age:
SIGN    Level:
[05:19] Luciel
    For my job, I chose healer!
SIGN    Healer
[05:22] Luciel
    Running support is kind of a background gig,
[05:25] Luciel
    but if I train hard enough,
[05:26] Luciel
    I can help people out and
    potentially bag some steady work.
[05:32] Luciel
    Besides, I don't have the courage
    to face monsters myself!
[05:36] Luciel
    Now... I guess this is my
    entire fortune for the time being.
[05:41] Luciel
    Well, you're considered an adult at fifteen
    in this world, so I should go on find work.
[05:49] Luciel
    What the heck? Huh?!
[05:52] Luciel
    A m-m-m-m-monster corpse?!
[05:56] Luciel
    I was lucky to get reincarnated!
    I can't let my death be the end!
[06:00] Luciel
    I swear, in this life...
[06:03] Luciel
    I'm going to die of old age!
[06:11] Luciel
    It sure is big.
[06:18] Luciel
    Huh? People are showing
    something to the guard.
[06:21] Luciel
    Could it be some kind of ID?
[06:24] Luciel
    There's even a toll?!
[06:26] Guard
    Next person.
[06:28] Luciel
    Coming.
[06:31] Guard
    Your identification.
[06:33] Luciel
    I knew it! Hmm, what should I do?
[06:36] Luciel
    Got it!
[06:38] Luciel
    I beg your pardon, but I have no
    documents to prove my identity.
[06:41] Guard
    What?
[06:43] Luciel
    I was raised in a small village.
[06:44] Luciel
    When I came of age, I became a healer.
SIGN    BUSINESS MODE
[06:48] Luciel
    But my village had no use for me,
    so I was cast out.
[06:51] Luciel
    If given the chance,
    I was hoping to train at a clinic.
[06:55] Luciel
    Would that be possible?
[06:58] Guard
    Wait here a moment.
[06:59] Luciel
    I thought I was making good use
    of the knowledge I was given,
[07:03] Luciel
    but did I botch that?
[07:05] Luciel
    Worst case, I'll book it as fast as I can!
[07:08] Lumina
    Is it you?
[07:09] Lumina
    Are you the one who wants to join a clinic?
[07:15] Luciel
    Y-Yes.
[07:18] Lumina
    I came hoping to find work in this town.
SIGN    Lumina
[07:23] Lumina
    Follow me.
    I'll take you to the Healers' Guild.
[07:26] Luciel
    Wh-What about the toll?
[07:28] Guard
    Get going, young man. We don't collect
    tolls from healers, so don't worry.
[07:33] Luciel
    Is that right? Thank you very much!
[07:36] Luciel
    Whoa, she's already that far ahead?!
[07:38] Luciel
    Never keep a business partner waiting!
[07:42] Luciel
    Ow, ow, ow...
[07:43] Bazan
    Hey. Watch where you're going.
[07:46] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir!
[07:48] Luciel
    Are they adventurers?
[07:50] Bazan
    Where are you going in such a hurry?
[07:53] Luciel
    The Healers' Guild, sir.
[07:55] Bazan
    So you're a healer?
[07:56] Luciel
    I'm sorry!
[07:57] Bazan
    What're you apologizing for?!
[08:00] Luciel
    Hang in there, me!
[08:02] Luciel
    I-I can't use magic yet, so saying I'm
    a healer may be an overstatement...
[08:07] Bazan
    That so? If you become a corrupt one,
    I won't let you off so easy.
[08:10] Luciel
    Don't you worry.
SIGN    Hidden Ability
    Business Smile
[08:12] Luciel
    Kindness is my motto.
[08:13] Luciel
    I'll strive to be an earnest
    and ethical healer people can trust.
[08:17] Bazan
    Let's get going.
[08:20] Luciel
    I thought I was a dead man...
[08:21] Lumina
    A little altercation won't kill you.
[08:24] Lumina
    That said, if they had laid a hand
    on you, I was prepared to step in.
[08:30] Luciel
    Against those super tough-looking guys?
[08:33] Luciel
    This lady must be really strong.
[08:36] Lumina
    Now then, let's be on our way.
[08:37] Luciel
    Okay!
[08:45] Luciel
    Wow, I really did get reincarnated...
[08:50] Lumina
    Did you say something?
[08:51] Luciel
    Uh, no.
[08:52] Lumina
    So be it.
[08:54] Luciel
    By the way, when I entered the city,
    I wasn't charged the toll.
[08:59] Lumina
    Only the Empire charges healers tolls.
[09:02] Lumina
    Healers deal in matters of life and death,
    so they get preferential treatment.
[09:06] Luciel
    What a lucky break for me!
[09:10] Luciel
    Must be the power of
    my monster luck skill at work!
SIGN    Monster Luck
[09:13] Luciel
    So being a healer is a special job, huh?
[09:16] Lumina
    I suppose so.
[09:18] Lumina
    Particularly because you stand
    in the Republic of St. Shurule,
[09:22] Lumina
    home to the Healers' Guild headquarters.
[09:26] Luciel
    Is this the place?
[09:28] Lumina
    It is.
[09:33] Lumina
    Welcome to the local Healers' Guild!
[09:40] Luciel
    Thank you very much!
[09:42] Luciel
    Man, get a load of that smile!
[09:45] Luciel
    Maybe getting reincarnated was a blessing!
[09:49] Kururu
    Now then, please fill in
    the necessary information.
[09:53] Luciel
    Uh... I can't read this.
SIGN    Healers' Guild Registration Form
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Race
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Hometown
SIGN    Other
[09:58] Luciel
    Wait! I can!
[10:00] Luciel
    Name: Luciel.
SIGN    Healers' Guild Registration Form
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Race
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Hometown
SIGN    Other
SIGN    Luciel
[10:02] Luciel
    Race: human.
SIGN    Healers' Guild Registration Form
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Race
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Hometown
SIGN    Other
SIGN    Luciel
SIGN    Human
[10:04] Kururu
    Lumina-sama, if you'd called,
    we would have sent a representative for you.
SIGN    Kururu
[10:09] Lumina
    It's fine. I was in the area,
    so it was no trouble.
[10:12] Luciel
    The way they're talking... This lady
    must be someone important.
[10:18] Luciel
    Let's see... Age: fifteen.
[10:21] Luciel
    Hometown?
[10:24] Luciel
    I don't know my hometown!
[10:27] Luciel
    Instead of fudging it and getting called out,
    I should just play stupid.
[10:31] Luciel
    Excuse me. About my hometown...
[10:34] Luciel
    Is it all right if I just write "Village"?
[10:37] Kururu
    "Village"?
[10:38] Luciel
    I don't know if my village has a name.
[10:40] Kururu
    Huh?!
SIGN    You stupid?
[10:42] Kururu
    Er, if you don't know,
    I suppose that would be fine.
[10:47] Luciel
    Th-The look on her face
    changed for a second there.
[10:51] Luciel
    Oh well.
SIGN    Healers' Guild Registration Form
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Race
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Hometown
SIGN    Other
SIGN    Luciel
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Village
[10:52] Luciel
    Um, I'm finished.
[10:55] Kururu
    All right. Please wait a moment.
[10:57] Luciel
    Oh, that's right. I should ask while I can.
[11:00] Luciel
    Lumina-san... Er, Lumina-sama.
[11:02] Luciel
    Does this town also have
    a name other than "Town"?
[11:08] Lumina
    Ugh, you really are ignorant.
[11:12] Lumina
    This is the town of Merratoni
    in the Republic of St. Shurule.
[11:19] Luciel
    I-I'll try my hardest to learn!
[11:21] Lumina
    That'd be for the best.
[11:23] Luciel
    Phew! That worked.
[11:25] Kururu
    Thank you for waiting.
[11:28] Kururu
    Please channel your magic into this.
[11:31] Luciel
    Ah, sure.
[11:32] Luciel
    Magic, huh?
[11:34] Luciel
    I did pick the magic control skill.
[11:37] Luciel
    If I concentrate, I should be able to use it.
SIGN    Healers' Guild
SIGN    Merratoni Branch
SIGN    G-Rank Healer
SIGN    Luciel
[11:45] Luciel
    Huh?
[11:47] Kururu
    Now, please hand me your card.
[11:49] Luciel
    Sure.
[11:52] Luciel
    What is she doing back there in that room?
[11:56] Lumina
    She's registering your card in
    the Healers' Guild magic network.
[12:00] Lumina
    That will allow you to use it at
    any Healers' Guild in the world.
[12:05] Luciel
    I see.
[12:08] Kururu
    Thank you for your patience.
[12:09] Kururu
    I've confirmed you're indeed a healer.
[12:11] Kururu
    You have both magic control
    and the holy magic affinity.
[12:15] Luciel
    I really appreciate it.
[12:17] Luciel
    She could tell all that?
[12:19] Lumina
    Looks like everything's in order here.
    I'll excuse myself, then.
[12:23] Luciel
    No, wait! Everything is not in order!
[12:26] Luciel
    If she leaves me hanging now,
    no way am I getting a job at a clinic!
[12:30] Luciel
    E-Excuse me!
[12:32] Luciel
    I've never used holy magic,
    so I don't think I know how!
[12:39] Lumina
    What do you mean?
[12:41] Luciel
    Wh-What a scary look!
[12:43] Luciel
    No, don't flinch, Luciel.
    Gotta keep acting the part!
[12:47] Luciel
    Um, is that a problem?
[12:49] Luciel
    We had no spell tomes in my village.
    I was the very first healer there.
[12:57] Lumina
    I'd nearly forgotten you were an ignoramus.
    I suppose I have no choice...
[13:03] Luciel
    I think she believes me. But what is this?
[13:06] Luciel
    My eyes are getting sweaty or something.
[13:10] Luciel
    Would it be possible for me to apprentice
    at a clinic while I learn the ropes?
[13:14] Kururu
    In that case—
[13:16] Lumina
    You have three options.
[13:17] Lumina
    One: Spartan training. Two: taking out a loan.
    Three: becoming an apprentice.
[13:24] Lumina
    With Spartan training, you'll study
    hard until you learn healing spells
[13:28] Lumina
    and keep reciting them
    until you run out of magic.
[13:30] Lumina
    When your magic replenishes,
    you do it all over again.
[13:34] Lumina
    With a loan, you'll enter
    a normal educational institution
SIGN    School
[13:38] Lumina
    and study for three years to learn magic.
[13:42] Lumina
    However, you will have to repay
    the Healers' Guild one platinum coin.
[13:46] Lumina
    With an apprenticeship,
    you'll perform various tasks
[13:50] Lumina
    while studying magic in your free time.
[13:53] Lumina
    Now make your choice!
[13:57] Luciel
    The apprenticeship sounds
    the most reasonable,
[14:00] Luciel
    but I don't know
    if I'll really have free time.
[14:02] Luciel
    The loan is basically a student loan.
[14:05] Luciel
    And I know from my previous life
    how brutal those are.
[14:08] Luciel
    The Spartan training must
    be like cramming for exams.
[14:12] Luciel
    However Spartan it is, if I can see my
    progress, like working toward a quota,
[14:16] Luciel
    I should be able to power through.
SIGN    Monster Luck
SIGN    Magic Control
SIGN    Martial Arts
[14:18] Luciel
    Thankfully, I have assess mastery,
SIGN    Assess Mastery
[14:21] Luciel
    which tells me how much experience
    I need to improve my skills.
[14:26] Luciel
    I've decided. I'll do the Spartan training.
[14:29] Luciel
    I really appreciate this!
[14:33] Kururu
    W-Willingly taking the Spartan training?
    He really is stupid...
[14:40] Kururu
    Lumina-sama, please leave the rest to me.
[14:44] Kururu
    I'm Kururu.
[14:45] Kururu
    I'll show you to your room. Follow me.
[14:48] Luciel
    U-Um, thank you very much
    for everything, Lumina-sama.
[14:52] Lumina
    You can drop the formality.
[14:54] Luciel
    My name is Luciel.
    I promise to return the favor someday!
[15:00] Lumina
    Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
[15:03] Lumina
    Good luck.
[15:04] Lumina
    Good luck... Good luck... Good luck...
[15:07] Luciel
    Thanks!
[15:08] Luciel
    Thanks... Thanks... Thanks...
[15:13] Luciel
    There aren't any windows?
[15:18] Luciel
    Whoa... Is this a spell tome?
[15:21] Luciel
    Okay, here I go.
[15:23] Luciel
    I guess I'll start with the basics. Okay!
[15:26] Luciel
    I'm gonna get this in ten days!
[15:30] Luciel
    "On casting first-level spells..."
[15:34] Luciel
    "When you recite spells,
    magic power drains from your body."
[15:39] Luciel
    "If you succeed, your skill increases." Huh.
[15:43] Luciel
    Okay, let's give it a shot!
[15:46] Luciel
    Let's see... "By channeling your spell
    with a clear mental image,
[15:50] Luciel
    your magic control, governing energies
    outside of your body, will improve."
[15:54] Luciel
    Was that it?
[15:56] Luciel
    For my mental image,
    I'll picture a wounding in reverse.
[16:00] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound!
[16:06] Luciel
    Heal!
[16:12] Luciel
    Nothing happened?
[16:15] Luciel
    Well, I am just a commoner...
[16:20] Luciel
    Hang on.
[16:21] Luciel
    Thinking about it,
    I did feel something leave my body.
SIGN    Progression Status
SIGN    Holy Magic Affinity
[16:26] Luciel
    Oh, great! It looks like I'm doing this right.
SIGN    Luciel
SIGN    Healer
[16:30] Luciel
    I can go another nine times.
[16:32] Luciel
    All right! I'll keep that
    mental image and keep reciting!
[16:35] Luciel
    Heal!
[16:37] Luciel
    Heal! Heal!
SIGN    9th time
[16:42] Luciel
    I'm recovering naturally,
    but I've only gotten one MP back.
[16:46] Luciel
    And now I totally feel like crap!
[16:49] Luciel
    It's like the morning after
    I drink too much with a client...
[16:54] Luciel
    Phew. I've finally recovered.
[16:58] Luciel
    If I improve my magic control
    and magic handling,
[17:01] Luciel
    the amount of magic I use should go down.
[17:04] Luciel
    Maybe I should prioritize those instead!
[17:07] Luciel
    Feel the magic inside...
    and learn to wield it.
[17:12] Luciel
    I have to master the magic within me!
[17:22] Luciel
    Crap! I'm late! No way!
[17:29] Luciel
    I guess that reincarnation
    stuff really wasn't a dream...
[17:34] Luciel
    Welp, the book's already
    closed on my last life.
[17:36] Luciel
    If I work hard, I might be able
    to make a better life for myself here.
[17:39] Luciel
    I'll give it everything I got!
[17:42] Luciel
    So that's what I did.
[17:44] Luciel
    Step one was reciting magic.
[17:48] Luciel
    Step two was stopping
    just before exhausting it.
[17:51] Luciel
    Step three was practicing my magic
    handling while my MP recovered.
[17:56] Luciel
    And I kept repeating that over and over.
[18:03] Luciel
    I can't say for sure yet, but I feel like
    I'm starting to get the hang of magic.
SIGN    Progression Status
SIGN    Holy Magic Affinity
SIGN    Magic Handling
[18:09] Luciel
    Whoa!
SIGN    Magic Control
SIGN    Meditation
[18:10] Luciel
    Everything's going up!
SIGN    Focus
SIGN    Magic Recovery
[18:12] Luciel
    Being able to see the numbers is really nice.
[18:14] Luciel
    As long as my efforts are rewarded
    like this, it won't break my spirit!
[18:20] Luciel
    Come in.
[18:24] Monika
    I've brought your meal.
[18:28] Luciel
    Th-Thank you very much!
[18:31] Monika
    It's no trouble. You need to eat well
    so you can keep working hard.
[18:35] Luciel
    Um, may I ask your name?
[18:38] Monika
    My name is Monika.
SIGN    Monika
[18:41] Monika
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Luciel-sama.
[18:43] Luciel
    Monika-san...
[18:45] Luciel
    The pleasure is mine. Nice to meet you.
SIGN    The Third Day
[18:52] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound!
[18:57] Luciel
    Heal!
[19:00] Luciel
    I did it!
[19:04] Monika
    Congratulations, Luciel-sama!
SIGN    Healers' Guild Merratoni Branch
    G-Rank Healer
    Luciel
[19:06] Monika
    I've confirmed you're able
    to use the heal spell now.
SIGN    SMUG
[19:10] Monika
    Now then, that will be one silver coin.
[19:12] Luciel
    Huh?
[19:13] Luciel
    H-Here you go.
[19:15] Monika
    That'll cover it.
[19:17] Luciel
    So, as for what comes after this,
[19:19] Luciel
    should I go to Lumina-san for guidance?
[19:22] Monika
    Huh?
[19:23] Monika
    A-Are you the person Lumina-sama
    brought here, Luciel-sama?!
[19:27] Monika
    Please accept my apologies.
    I will return your silver coin.
[19:31] Luciel
    Huh?
[19:32] Monika
    Lumina-sama made arrangements for you
    to borrow the room for ten days.
[19:36] Luciel
    Sh-She did? Lumina-san must
    have a whole lot of authority.
[19:41] Monika
    Indeed.
[19:42] Monika
    In fact, she is the captain of the
    Church's new female paladin regiment.
[19:48] Luciel
    Lumina-san really is awesome!
[19:51] Luciel
    Meeting her might've been a huge blessing.
[19:54] Luciel
    I guess my monster luck
    skill is paying off.
[19:56] Luciel
    I'd better make nice
    and start treating it with respect!
SIGN    SENSEI
[19:59] Luciel
    From now on, I'll call him
    Monster Luck-sensei!
[20:04] Luciel
    I can continue my training
    for seven more days.
[20:07] Luciel
    But everything after that
    is a complete blank.
[20:11] Luciel
    Okay! I'm out to promote myself as a healer!
[20:15] (Flashback) Luciel
    By the way, can healers make
    money with the heal spell?
[20:18] (Flashback) Monika
    Yes, they can.
[20:20] (Flashback) Monika
    I think a respectable charge
    for a casting would be one silver coin.
[20:24] (Flashback) Luciel
    One silver for single spell?!
[20:27] (Flashback) Monika
    Just so you know,
[20:28] (Flashback) Monika
    guild members also have to pay dues,
    known as offerings, according to their ranks.
[20:35] Luciel
    I'll make good use of my business
    experience from my previous life.
[20:38] Luciel
    I'll find an Adventurers' Guild
    where I can work directly as a healer!
[20:43] Bazan
    Hey! You over there!
[20:46] Bazan
    Aren't you that healer punk?
[20:49] Luciel
    It's the adventurers from before!
SIGN    Bazan
[20:52] Luciel
    I'm very sorry about the other day!
[20:55] Sekiroth
    Hey, Bazan. You're freaking the kid out.
[20:57] Basura
    Maybe because Bazan's face is so intimidating.
[21:01] Sekiroth
    He is pretty scary.
[21:02] Bazan
    Shut up!
[21:03] Luciel
    These guys are a little scary, but maybe
    I can ask them about the Adventurers' Guild.
[21:07] Novice Adventurer 1
    B-Bazan-san!
[21:12] Bazan
    H-Hey! Guys!
[21:14] Bazan
    What happened to you?!
[21:15] Novice Adventurer 1
    I'm sorry. We screwed up.
[21:18] Bazan
    You idiot!
[21:20] Bazan
    I told you to turn down dangerous
    requests while you're still a novice!
[21:24] Sekiroth
    That looks really bad.
[21:26] Basura
    And we can't count on a clinic.
[21:34] (Flashback) Monika
    I hesitate to speak of this, but at present,
[21:36] (Flashback) Monika
    the Healers' Guild cannot
    censure clinics or healers.
[21:42] (Flashback) Luciel
    What do you mean?
[21:44] (Flashback) Monika
    If a healer charges exorbitant prices
    or causes confrontation,
[21:48] (Flashback) Monika
    headquarters used to dispatch someone.
[21:51] (Flashback) Monika
    However, their schemes
    are so devious these days
[21:55] (Flashback) Monika
    that I'm afraid the law
    cannot keep up with them.
[22:01] (Flashback) Luciel
    Then I promise you this...
[22:04] (Flashback) Luciel
    I will never become a corrupt healer!
[22:12] Luciel
    Excuse me!
[22:16] Luciel
    I will heal them!
[23:55] Luciel
    Wow, that totally ended on a cliffhanger!
[23:57] Luciel
    Can a novice healer like me
    really save someone's life?
[24:01] Luciel
    I've only been reincarnated a week.
[24:02] Luciel
    In an office, I'd still just be observing!
[24:04] Luciel
    Next time: "The Adventurers' Guild."
[24:06] Luciel
    This is when I start reaching for greatness!
SIGN    #2 The Adventurers' Guild
[24:08] Luciel
    It is, right?

Season 1

E2 - The Adventurers' Guild

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[00:01] Monika
    At present, the Healers' Guild
    cannot censure clinics or healers.
[00:06] Monika
    If a healer charges exorbitant prices
    or causes confrontation,
[00:10] Monika
    headquarters used to dispatch someone.
[00:15] Luciel
    Then I promise you this...
[00:18] Luciel
    I will never become a corrupt healer!
[00:24] Luciel
    Excuse me!
[00:28] Luciel
    I will heal them!
[00:34] Adventurer
    Hang in there. You'll be fine.
[00:37] Luciel
    All right, I'm going to begin healing.
[00:40] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound.
[00:48] Luciel
    H-Heal!
[00:53] Bazan
    Hey! What the hell are you doing?
[00:55] Luciel
    I-I'm sorry...
[00:57] Luciel
    I can't waste a single casting, but I
    got nervous and couldn't picture the spell!
[01:02] Luciel
    Get it together, man!
[01:06] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound.
[01:11] Luciel
    I have to imagine it...
    a wounding in reverse.
[01:17] Luciel
    Heal!
[01:28] Luciel
    Good.
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[03:01] Luciel
    Heal!
[03:05] Bazan
    This is the last one. We're counting on you!
[03:08] Luciel
    I've messed up a few times.
    How many more can I do?
[03:16] Bazan
    Hey! Are you okay?!
[03:19] Luciel
    You've got to be kidding me...
[03:20] Luciel
    I can't run out of magic now...
[03:23] Bazan
    Hang in there!
[03:24] Bazan
    Don't you die on me here! Hey!
[03:28] Luciel
    Not when there's still...
    someone left to save...
SIGN    #2 The Adventurers' Guild
[03:45] Bazan
    You don't need to apologize.
[03:47] Sekiroth
    You saved everyone else's hide.
[03:50] Basura
    Thanks, healer guy.
[03:54] Luciel
    I have to level up as a healer!
[03:57] Luciel
    And to do that, I'll build
    experience at the Adventurers' Guild
[04:01] Luciel
    and polish my skills to survive in this world!
[04:08] Luciel
    Whoa!
[04:15] Luciel
    Wow.
[04:18] Luciel
    Jeez!
[04:20] Adventurers
    Huh?
[04:25] Luciel
    Excuse me. I'd like
    to register as an adventurer.
[04:30] Luciel
    Wow!
[04:32] Nanaella
    Hello! Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild.
[04:36] Luciel
    Bunny ears! She's a rabbit person!
[04:40] Nanaella
    Please fill out your name, race, and age.
[04:45] Nanaella
    Then channel your blood
     or magic into this card.
[04:47] Luciel
    Sure.
[04:49] Luciel
    Jeez, I'd better watch myself.
    This is work. Work, I tell you!
SIGN    Merratoni Adventurers' Guild Registration Form
SIGN    Applicant Information
SIGN    Race
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Luciel
SIGN    Address
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Level
[04:55] Nanaella
    Luciel-sama, correct?
[04:57] Nanaella
    You have the martial arts skill, so there's no
    problem with you registering as an adventurer.
[05:01] Luciel
    Does that mean I couldn't register without it?
[05:05] Nanaella
    Now then, I'll explain how contracts work.
[05:09] Luciel
    Me! I'll do it!
SIGN    I'll accept
    that request
[05:10] Nanaella
    When adventurers fulfill requests,
    they receive compensation.
SIGN    Complete!!
    50 copper coins!!
[05:14] Nanaella
    However, the guild deducts ten percent
    to cover operating expenses.
SIGN    That'll be 5 coins
[05:18] Luciel
    Here you go.
[05:20] Luciel
    What happens if I fail a request?
[05:22] Nanaella
    There are penalties and other
    fees, so please be careful.
[05:25] Luciel
    If I mess up, I'm so screwed!
[05:28] Nanaella
    It looks like you'll be starting at our
    lowest rank, rank H, Luciel-sama.
[05:33] Luciel
    Okay. I also have a question.
[05:36] Luciel
    Does the Adventurers' Guild
    ever get requests for healing?
[05:40] Nanaella
    Huh?
[05:41] Luciel
    Oh, pardon me.
SIGN    BUSINESS MODE
[05:44] Luciel
    My job is healer.
[05:46] Luciel
    So, for instance, if an adventurer
[05:49] Luciel
    is injured during training and I heal them,
[05:52] Luciel
    could I put that payment
    toward my training fees?
[05:55] Luciel
    Would that be possible?
[05:56] Nanaella
    Putting your healing fees toward training?
[05:59] Luciel
    Yes.
[06:00] Luciel
    Could you introduce me to someone capable
[06:03] Luciel
    of training me to improve
    my martial arts skills?
[06:07] Nanaella
    Well, let's see...
[06:09] Luciel
    I think if someone from the guild
    is willing to train me,
[06:13] Luciel
    it'd be an extremely beneficial deal.
[06:16] Luciel
    What do you think?
[06:17] Nanaella
    That's not a call I can make on my own.
[06:21] Nanaella
    Could I ask you to wait here a moment?
[06:24] Luciel
    Sure. Thank you for your help.
[06:27] Luciel
    Sweet. I did everything I could.
[06:29] Luciel
    Now I just need to trust
    in Monster Luck-sensei!
[06:33] Monster Luck-sensei
    Leave it to me, boy!
SIGN    Leave it
    to me, boy!
[06:36] Nanaella
    Thank you for your patience.
[06:38] Nanaella
    This is Luciel-sama.
[06:42] Luciel
    That guy looks tough as hell!
[06:45] Luciel
    But wait, I had a tough-looking
    boss in my past life, too.
[06:48] Luciel
    If I judge by appearances,
    it'll only set me back.
[06:51] Luciel
    Hello! My name is Luciel.
[06:53] Luciel
    I'd like to train my fighting
    and magic recovery skills,
[06:56] Luciel
    so would you be willing to teach me
    martial arts in exchange for healing services?
[07:02] Brod
    That's a pretty odd request for a healer.
[07:05] Brod
    You don't want to keep your precious money?
[07:08] Luciel
    Huh?
[07:09] Brod
    You do seem to have the martial arts skill,
[07:12] Brod
    but why's a healer want to learn how to fight?
[07:16] Luciel
    I'd be worthless in real combat.
[07:20] Luciel
    If I go on a journey, even a weak
    monster could surely kill me.
[07:24] Luciel
    So, to prevent that,
[07:27] Luciel
    I want to become strong
    enough to defend myself!
[07:32] Brod
    Hmm.
[07:34] Brod
    All right then. I'll take you on as
    our training hall recovery specialist.
[07:38] Luciel
    Success!
[07:40] Brod
    Your wages will be one silver coin per day.
[07:43] Brod
    I'll deduct your training fees from that.
[07:46] Brod
    When can you start?
[07:47] Luciel
    In that case, please allow me
    to start in six days!
[07:50] Brod
    Got it.
[07:51] Brod
    Nanaella, take care of the arrangements.
[07:54] Nanaella
    Yes, I will.
[07:57] Nanaella
    My name is Nanaella.
SIGN    Nanaella
[08:00] Nanaella
    I'm very glad to meet you!
[08:03] Luciel
    I'm Luciel!
[08:04] Luciel
    It's nice to meet you... too?
[08:08] Luciel
    Why is everyone staring at me like that?
[08:17] Luciel
    This guy must be really important.
[08:22] Brod
    I'm Brod, chief instructor here at the guild.
SIGN    Brod
[08:26] Brod
    I'll be waiting for you in six days, kid.
[08:31] Luciel
    Yes, sir! Thank you very much!
[08:37] Luciel
    So far so good, but if
    my magic recovery can't keep up,
[08:42] Luciel
    they're liable to lose faith in me.
[08:46] Luciel
    I've got to use every last bit of energy
    I have now to make sure that doesn't happen.
[08:52] Luciel
    Yes?
[08:55] Monika
    Luciel-sama, I've brought your meal.
[08:59] Luciel
    Monika-san!
[09:02] Monika
    Was your outing productive?
[09:04] Luciel
    Yes.
[09:06] Luciel
    I now know where I'm going
    after training here.
[09:08] Monika
    Congratulations!
[09:10] Luciel
    But before then, I have to improve
    my skills at least a little more.
[09:13] Luciel
    Thank you for the meal!
[09:14] Monika
    Do the best you can, okay?
[09:17] Luciel
    By the way, for holy magic affinity,
    what sort of skill level should I be aiming for?
[09:22] Monika
    If you reach level 5 by twenty years old,
[09:24] Monika
    I hear that's considered quite talented.
[09:27] Luciel
    So level 5 in the next five years, huh?
[09:29] Luciel
    I wonder if I can gain one level each year.
[09:33] Monika
    Say, if you get to level 5 by the time
    you turn twenty, Luciel-sama,
[09:38] Monika
    take me on a date.
[09:40] Monika
    Take me on a date... Take me on a date...
[09:42] Luciel
    A... d-d-d-d-d-d—
[09:45] Monika
    Are you all right?
[09:47] Luciel
    A date? Does she mean that kind of date?
[09:51] Luciel
    Oh, this is crazy! I'm gonna work so hard!
[09:56] Luciel
    One week later...
[09:58] Luciel
    My long crash course in holy
    magic went by in a flash.
[10:02] Luciel
    At last, I was done.
[10:10] Luciel
    Good morning, Kururu-san.
[10:14] Kururu
    Luciel-kun.
[10:16] Kururu
    I see.
[10:17] Kururu
    It's already been ten days, has it?
[10:20] Luciel
    Yes. I appreciate everything you've done.
[10:23] Luciel
    Thanks to you and everyone else,
[10:25] Luciel
    I've learned enough magic
    to get my start as a healer.
[10:28] Luciel
    I'm truly grateful for that.
[10:30] Kururu
    You're very impressive, Luciel-kun.
[10:32] Kururu
    You even have a job lined up
    starting today, no?
[10:34] Kururu
    I'm sure that you'll make a wonderful
    healer, so please do your best.
[10:38] Luciel
    I will!
[10:40] Kururu
    Also, if you run into Lumina-sama,
    be sure to thank her as well.
[10:44] Luciel
    Yes, I will the next time I see her.
[10:49] Luciel
    Well then, I'm off!
[10:52] Luciel
    That's right! This is a fresh start for me!
[11:07] Luciel
    Time to face the music!
[11:13] adventurer 1
    Hey. That's him there.
[11:16] adventurer 2
    The guy from before!
[11:18] Luciel
    It feels like everyone's staring.
[11:20] Luciel
    This is like when my numbers were bad
    and I had to go try to make direct sales.
SIGN    That cold stare...
[11:28] Mernell
    Are you here to make a request?
     Or file a report?
[11:31] Luciel
    She's cute!
[11:32] Luciel
    The girls in this world are all so pretty!
[11:37] Luciel
    My name is Luciel. I've asked
    Brod-san to train me to fight.
[11:41] Mernell
    Ah, you must be that new adventurer.
[11:45] Mernell
    This staircase will take you
    to the underground training hall.
[12:00] Luciel
    Whoa, it's huge!
[12:03] Luciel
    I guess no one else is here yet.
[12:06] Brod
    Hey there, rookie!
[12:10] Brod
    I'm glad you didn't try to sneak off.
[12:15] Luciel
    Dude seriously looks like he's primed to kill.
[12:18] Brod
    Pretty nice training hall, huh?
[12:21] Brod
    We've got it all to ourselves.
[12:23] Luciel
    What? No way. I'm the only one training here?
[12:27] Luciel
    S-Sir! Thank you for this opportunity!
[12:30] Brod
    Huh.
[12:31] Brod
    You saw the killer look
    in my eyes and still didn't flee.
[12:35] Luciel
    He was doing that on purpose?
[12:38] Luciel
    I need these skills to survive,
    so please train me as hard as you can.
[12:43] Brod
    Actions speak louder than words.
[12:46] Brod
    I'm not going easy on you!
[12:48] Brod
    Don't even think of running.
[12:51] Luciel
    Yikes!
[12:55] Luciel
    He's like one of those intense bosses
    who only believes in the hustle!
[12:58] Brod
    Move like you mean it!
[13:00] Brod
    If you wimp out, you're
    gonna become goblin chow!
[13:02] Luciel
    First day and he's already bullying me?
[13:05] Luciel
    This world has toxic workplaces too?!
[13:08] Brod
    You'll inevitably run out of energy.
[13:10] Brod
    You'll just have to force
     yourself to keep going!
SIGN    Mad Dash
[13:13] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:15] Brod
    For an adventurer, stopping means
    only one thing! And that's death!
[13:19] Luciel
    This is so, so, so hard!
[13:23] Luciel
    But I'm kinda starting to enjoy it!
[13:26] Luciel
    When I think about how I couldn't even
    move there at the end, this is the best!
[13:32] Luciel
    I mean, this is basically heaven!
[13:35] Luciel
    Heaven... Heaven...
[13:37] Luciel
    I'm breathing.
[13:39] Luciel
    I'm moving my body.
[13:41] Luciel
    I'm really living!
[13:49] Brod
    Don't tell me you passed out from just that.
[14:00] Luciel
    That hurts!
[14:02] Brod
    You're too stiff.
[14:04] Brod
    You're in for an injury like this.
[14:07] Luciel
    It hurts! It really hurts!
[14:09] Brod
    Stretch to improve your range of motion,
    and you'll improve your range of attack, too.
[14:13] Brod
    You'll also have greater flexibility
    dodging enemy attacks.
[14:17] Luciel
    Too much!
[14:19] Luciel
    He's a lot more practical than I expected.
[14:21] Luciel
    Here I thought he'd go with a more
    cerebral, Spartan approach.
[14:25] Brod
    You've got a long way to go!
[14:30] Brod
    Next up, I don't care how,
    but try to land an attack on me.
[14:37] Luciel
    Yah!
[14:40] Brod
    Oh boy. Is this seriously the level you're at?
[14:43] Luciel
    That's why I asked you to train me.
[14:46] Brod
    Ah, gotcha. In that case, sorry.
[14:51] Brod
    But you are motivated, right?
[14:52] Luciel
    I want to get to the point where
    I can face adventurers without flinching.
[14:57] Brod
    Good enough. Then use your arms and legs
    and come at me with everything you got.
[15:02] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[15:03] Brod
    Too slow.
[15:06] Brod
    Too slow!
[15:07] Brod
    Way too slow!
[15:10] Luciel
    How Spartan...
[15:11] Brod
    The real fight begins when you're worn out.
[15:14] Brod
    First, you need to learn how to move.
[15:16] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[15:18] Brod
    Try to clearly visualize landing
    an attack so you don't get sloppy.
[15:22] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[15:23] Luciel
    I know I'm an amateur.
[15:26] Luciel
    I did martial arts in gym class,
    but I've never even been in a fistfight.
[15:33] Luciel
    I have to picture landing that hit.
[15:36] Luciel
    And then, more than that...
[15:39] Luciel
    It's all about range!
[15:40] Luciel
    I need to figure out how close
    I have to get to connect with a strike.
[15:48] Luciel
    This is seriously tough. I want to quit.
[15:53] Luciel
    But...
[15:55] Brod
    Oh?
[15:59] Luciel
    But if I quit now, then
    my fresh start goes stale here!
[16:06] Luciel
    Here I come!
[16:07] Luciel
    I've made my mind up.
[16:08] Luciel
    Someday, I swear it...
[16:12] Luciel
    I'm going to hit him!
[16:21] Brod
    You held up pretty good.
[16:23] Brod
    I'll admit you've at least got guts.
[16:26] Brod
    Say, kid, what are the most
    important things in battle?
[16:33] Brod
    Not dying and not getting injured.
[16:36] Brod
    To that end, you've first
    gotta learn how to move.
[16:40] Brod
    But don't try to immediately use
    what you just learned in battle.
[16:44] Luciel
    Huh?
[16:45] Brod
    You need to repeat this
    until it becomes second nature.
[16:48] Brod
    And I bet you know why.
[16:50] Luciel
    Because if I don't really know what I'm doing,
[16:52] Luciel
    it'll come back to bite me, right?
[16:55] Brod
    That's right.
[16:56] Brod
    So watch and learn, then try it out on me.
[17:00] Brod
    You've got a great role model right here.
[17:02] Luciel
    Oh yeah...
[17:04] Luciel
    When I was a new employee, I used to follow
    my coworkers around to learn by example.
[17:10] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[17:11] Brod
    Good.
[17:13] Brod
    Now that you've caught your breath,
    it's time to start the second round.
[17:16] Luciel
    Huh? The second round?
[17:21] Luciel
    Pain. My whole body is in pain.
[17:23] Brod
    Let's call it for today, kid.
[17:26] Luciel
    Oh, hey, if I use heal on myself,
    I can kill two birds with one stone.
[17:31] Brod
    Not so fast.
[17:33] Brod
    If you avoid magical healing
    and instead rely on natural healing,
[17:37] Brod
    you'll develop the skill to increase
    your physical recovery.
[17:41] Brod
    Don't heal yourself unless you're really hurt.
[17:44] Luciel
    Understood.
[17:46] Luciel
    By the way, I'm surprised
    there's no one else here.
[17:49] Brod
    Yeah, we don't get many newcomers these days.
[17:53] Brod
    Low-ranking adventurers
    don't have money to spare,
[17:56] Brod
    so they focus more
    on real battle than training.
[17:59] Luciel
    I see.
[18:00] Luciel
    That must be tough for them.
[18:05] Luciel
    I don't know how effective
    healing would be on myself,
[18:08] Luciel
    but I'd rather save it
    to use on adventurers instead.
[18:16] Brod
    Promise me something, kid.
[18:19] Luciel
    What is it?
[18:20] Brod
    That you'll heal whoever needs it,
     regardless of their race.
[18:26] Luciel
    I will.
[18:32] Boy adventurer
    Is this the place?
[18:34] Boy adventurer
    Will you really heal us? And for free?
[18:37] Girl adventurer
    I knew we shouldn't have come.
     It's gotta be a scam.
[18:40] Luciel
    What happened to you?
[18:44] Girl adventurer
    I was bitten by a forest wolf.
[18:47] Luciel
    Then let me treat you.
[18:49] Girl adventurer
    Huh? Are you really going to heal me?
[18:56] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound.
[19:00] Luciel
    Heal!
[19:07] Luciel
    Does it still hurt?
[19:09] Girl adventurer
    Th-Thank you. I think it's okay now.
[19:13] Girl adventurer
    Wow, he really did heal it.
[19:16] Luciel
    They sure don't trust healers in this town!
[19:20] Luciel
    Are any of you injured, too?
[19:23] Boy adventurer 2
    I am! Look at my arm!
[19:25] Boy adventurer 3
    And my leg!
[19:26] Boy adventurer 1
    Me too, me too!
[19:27] Luciel
    I-I'll treat you one at a time!
[19:32] Brod
    You're gonna be busy as a healer.
[19:37] Luciel
    I'll do my best.
[19:39] Luciel
    Um, Brod-san?
[19:41] Luciel
    All I can use right now is heal,
    and only eight times in a row.
[19:47] Luciel
    Is that going to be enough?
[19:49] Brod
    If you can do that much, it'll be plenty.
[19:51] Brod
    But I have a suggestion.
[19:54] Brod
    I want you to use heal until
    you're almost out of magic
[19:57] Brod
    to build up your strength
    like we did here today.
[20:01] Brod
    How does that sound?
[20:02] Luciel
    Well, that's...
SIGN    Work.
SIGN    And more work.
SIGN    Packed trains.
[20:08] Luciel
    no different from my last life.
SIGN    And just sleeping.
[20:11] Luciel
    But trusting in him is
    probably best for my future.
[20:15] Luciel
    I'll follow your lead.
[20:17] Brod
    Great. First, we need to build
    up your strength for training.
[20:21] Luciel
    We haven't even started training yet?
[20:27] Luciel
    I think my martial arts skills will
    improve on their own if I keep this up.
[20:31] Luciel
    If I heal people to build up
    my holy magic affinity too,
[20:36] Luciel
    then meditate in between to
    increase my magic and physical recovery...
[20:41] Luciel
    How many birds can I kill
    with one stone then?!
[20:43] Luciel
    And the fact that Brod-san
    is still sticking with me
[20:46] Luciel
    must be thanks to Monster Luck-sensei again!
[20:49] Monster Luck-sensei
    You better believe it, boy!
[20:52] Luciel
    I made the right choice coming here!
[20:55] Brod
    Oh yeah. Hey, kid.
[20:57] Brod
    I can tell that you've got some guts.
[21:01] Brod
    But if you're really serious about training,
     you should live here at the guild.
[21:06] Luciel
    Would that be okay? I don't have much money.
[21:11] Brod
    I meant for free.
[21:12] Luciel
    Huh?
[21:13] Brod
    Also...
[21:14] Luciel
    Also?
[21:15] Brod
    Also, you'll get three meals a day.
[21:19] Luciel
    What?! What a deal!
[21:21] Luciel
    That sounds too good to be true!
    Are there any strings?
[21:25] Brod
    I want to increase the survival rate
    for our inexperienced adventurers.
[21:30] Brod
    I can make it happen with you here, kid.
[21:35] Luciel
    I suppose so.
[21:40] Luciel
    I want to save all the lives that I can.
[21:45] Luciel
    But not just adventurers. I want to
    save anyone who comes to me.
[21:49] Luciel
    And if that will make me stronger,
[21:52] Luciel
    then I beg you to let me do it!
[21:58] Brod
    If there were more healers like you, kid,
[22:01] Brod
    the world might be a better place.
[22:07] Luciel
    I feel like he's getting
    a little ahead of himself.
[22:11] Luciel
    But after coming to another world,
[22:14] Luciel
    I think I'm finally starting anew.
[22:18] Luciel
    Yeah. This will be how I start surviving here!
[23:55] Brod
    Heya, Luciel. For the next month,
    I'm gonna train the hell out of you.
[23:59] Brod
    Come on! What are you whining about?
[24:02] Brod
    Ten or twenty broken bones is nothing.
[24:06] Brod
    Next time: "A Talent for Martial Arts."
SIGN    #3 A Talent for Martial Arts
[24:08] Brod
    Don't try to run away, Luciel!

Season 1

E3 - A Talent for Martial Arts

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[00:01] Brod
    If there were more healers like you, kid,
[00:04] Brod
    the world might be a better place.
[00:08] Luciel
    I feel like he's getting
    a little ahead of himself.
[00:13] Brod
    I'm going to prohibit you from
    leaving during your training.
[00:18] Brod
    You good with that?
[00:19] Luciel
    What?!
[00:21] Luciel
    So basically, I'll be trapped here
    until I complete my training?
SIGN    Mad Dash
[00:24] Luciel
    But it's not like I have anywhere
    else to train if I turn him down...
[00:30] Luciel
    C-Can we make it a one-month commitment?
[00:34] Brod
    Fine by me.
[00:36] Brod
    I want you to realize
    how useful you are here.
[00:39] Luciel
    Then please work with me
    for the next month.
[00:42] Brod
    You got it. For a month, I'll work you hard
    until you're really ready to train.
[00:48] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[00:49] Luciel
    Er, is it okay to make this kind of deal?
[00:53] Luciel
    Won't the guild master be upset?
[00:55] Brod
    Nah. I've got plenty of authority
    around here. Don't sweat it.
[00:59] Luciel
    For real?!
[01:01] Luciel
    I get martial arts training
    and three meals a day?
[01:04] Luciel
    And there's a good chance my
    other skills will increase, too!
[01:10] Monster Luck-sensei
    Ya did it, my boy!
[01:12] Luciel
    This must be the work
    of Monster Luck-sensei!
[01:16] Brod
    Hmm?
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN    #3 A Talent for Martial Arts
[02:54] Luciel
    Yeesh!
[02:56] Luciel
    That's so cold!
[02:57] Brod
    Here. Get changed.
[02:59] Brod
    Once you're dressed, come to the cafeteria.
[03:01] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir.
[03:05] Luciel
    Phew.
[03:06] Luciel
    But what about my old clothes?
[03:12] Luciel
    Gross!
[03:14] Luciel
    Nanaella-san!
[03:16] Nanaella
    Good work today!
[03:18] Nanaella
    Thank you for treating those adventurers.
[03:22] Luciel
    Oh, no need to thank me for that.
[03:25] Luciel
    Anyway, what's up, Nanaella-san?
[03:27] Nanaella
    Brod-san asked me to come.
[03:30] Nanaella
    He told me to wash your
    clothes, Luciel-sama.
[03:33] Luciel
    What a treat!
[03:36] Luciel
    No, no! I can't let you do that!
[03:38] Nanaella
    Huh?
[03:40] Nanaella
    You don't want beastfolk touching your things?
[03:43] Luciel
    No, that's not it! It actually
    makes me really happy!
[03:47] Luciel
    But I can't let someone as pretty
    as you do that for me, Nanaella-san.
[03:58] Nanaella
    It's okay! Just leave it to me!
[04:00] Luciel
    B-But it smells so sweaty...
[04:03] Nanaella
    I'll hang it up with the rest of
    the guild laundry tomorrow, okay?
[04:07] Luciel
    U-Uh, I, um...
[04:10] Luciel
    Thank you very much!
[04:12] Nanaella
    Of course!
[04:14] Luciel
    Um, if there's anything I can
    do in return, please let me know.
[04:20] Nanaella
    I'll take care of this!
[04:21] Nanaella
    Take care of this... Take care of this...
[04:24] Luciel
    I'll find a way to thank you someday.
[04:28] Adventurer 1
    Can I get one more?
[04:30] Adventurer 2
    Hey, how'd today go?
[04:31] Adventurer 3
    It was a disaster!
[04:33] Adventurer ?
    C'mon, have another drink!
[04:35] Brod
    Kid!
[04:36] Brod
    Hey. Over here.
[04:38] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir!
[04:42] Luciel
    This reminds me of office get-togethers.
[04:50] Luciel
    Is there going to be a party?
[04:52] Brod
    This is all for you to eat.
[04:54] Luciel
    Huh?! All by myself?
[04:56] Brod
    You can take your time, but finish it off.
[05:00] Brod
    When you're done,
    come back to the basement.
[05:03] Luciel
    I guess this is part of my training...
[05:07] Luciel
    Thanks for the food!
[05:16] Luciel
    Oh, yum!
[05:24] Luciel
    Now that was a meal!
[05:29] Brod
    Starting today, you can use this room.
[05:31] Brod
    Be sure to get enough rest.
[05:33] Luciel
    U-Um...
[05:35] Luciel
    Will there be others who need healing?
[05:38] Brod
    Yeah. But starting tomorrow,
    you're gonna be busy.
[05:42] Luciel
    Okay!
[05:45] Luciel
    In that case, I'll get
    plenty of sleep for tomorrow.
[05:48] Luciel
    Good night!
[05:55] Luciel
    I'm not sleepy at all yet!
[05:57] Luciel
    What time is it even?
[05:59] Luciel
    J-Just seven o'clock?! How could any
    modern man go to bed this early?!
[06:07] Luciel
    Since I can't sleep anyway,
[06:09] Luciel
    maybe I should work on mastering
    my skills to boost my levels.
[06:13] Luciel
    Okay! Time for a late shift!
[06:16] Luciel
    Stretch, stretch.
[06:19] Luciel
    Heal.
SIGN    Meditation
[06:22] Luciel
    Stretch, stretch.
[06:24] Luciel
    Heal.
[06:28] Brod
    Wake up! It's chow time!
[06:32] Brod
    During your training, you'll take meals
    here in the cafeteria, just like yesterday.
[06:36] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[06:38] Brod
    Hey, Gulgar. This is Luciel.
[06:41] Gulgar
    Oh, so you're the one.
SIGN    Gulgar
[06:43] Gulgar
    I'm Gulgar.
[06:45] Gulgar
    My cooking is the best!
[06:48] Luciel
    A bear?!
[06:49] Luciel
    Pleased to meet you.
    Thanks for looking after me.
[06:52] Gulgar
    Yeah! Nice to meet ya.
[06:54] Luciel
    F-Forgive me for asking,
    but what's your race?
[06:59] Gulgar
    As you can see, I'm a proud wolffolk!
[07:03] Luciel
    I've been tricked!
[07:06] Gulgar
    Anyhow, this drink is disgusting,
[07:10] Gulgar
    but the Sage of Time created it
    and it's great for you.
[07:14] Luciel
    That color sure doesn't look good for you.
[07:17] Gulgar
    Drinking it makes your
    muscle strength, endurance,
SIGN    MUSCLE
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    REACTION TIME
[07:21] Gulgar
    reaction time, and other things
    easier to improve.
[07:24] Gulgar
    The effect lasts...
[07:25] Gulgar
    for six hours.
[07:26] Luciel
    Wait, what? It's a cheat item!
[07:29] Gulgar
    The only hitch is it tastes like crap.
[07:32] Gulgar
    That's why nobody else wants
    to drink it to get stronger.
[07:34] Adventurer 1
    He's gonna make him drink it!
[07:39] Luciel
    Is it really safe to consume?
[07:41] Luciel
    Judging by the color,
    it looks like it'll wreck my guts.
[07:45] Luciel
    And why's it moving like that?!
[07:47] Luciel
    Still, it's a cheat item...
[07:51] Luciel
    Th-The stench is gonna rot my nose off!
[07:54] Luciel
    But if just drinking this
    makes me stronger...
[07:58] Luciel
    I, Luciel, shall drink.
[08:07] Luciel
    Oh yeah, that's bad.
[08:10] Luciel
    The slimy feel it leaves on my tongue...
[08:12] Luciel
    The bitter, tangy mix with spicy
    and sour flavors ravaging my mouth...
[08:18] Luciel
    I know exactly what this is.
[08:20] Luciel
    Substance X!
[08:22] Luciel
    X... X... X...
SIGN    I want to spit it out...
[08:31] Luciel
    I want to spit it out immediately.
[08:33] Luciel
    To wash out the inside
    of my mouth with pure water
[08:37] Luciel
    and inhale fresh, clean air.
[08:40] Luciel
    But the bear in front of me is
    too scary. I can't spit it out.
[08:44] Luciel
    If I lose focus even a little,
    I'll black out.
[08:48] Luciel
    I'll just have to chug it!
[08:59] Gulgar
    Holy...
[09:02] Gulgar
    Whoa!
[09:04] Brod
    He drank that crap?
[09:06] Luciel
    I downed the whole thing...
[09:10] Luciel
    M-My body feels like it's
    overflowing with energy!
[09:15] Luciel
    Whoa!
[09:18] Luciel
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[09:20] Luciel
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... X!
[09:24] Gulgar
    Enough already.
[09:25] Gulgar
    Now eat that meat and go join Brod.
[09:27] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[09:37] Gulgar
    I never thought he'd polish this off.
[09:40] Gulgar
    Gross!
[09:42] Gulgar
    Sheesh. This guy's got some guts.
[09:47] Luciel
    And now, it's been nearly a week
    since I came to the Adventurers' Guild.
[10:00] Brod
    You done already? Do you want to die?
[10:03] Luciel
    Please keep teaching me, Instructor Brod!
[10:07] Brod
    All right. Very well.
[10:09] Brod
    Let's keep going!
[10:11] Luciel
    Why does he look so happy?!
[10:15] Brod
    Don't let your mind go blank
    while defending!
[10:18] Brod
    There's purpose behind each attack!
[10:20] Brod
    Watch closely, think, and learn
[10:22] Brod
    like your life depends on it!
[10:28] Luciel
    My life, huh?
[10:30] Luciel
    When I listen to the instructor's
    abuse... I mean, advice,
[10:34] Luciel
    I actually feel like
    I can give this all I've got.
[10:38] Luciel
    He's so great.
[10:45] Luciel
    Obviously, I'm still an absolute beginner
    with a mere week of experience.
[10:50] Luciel
    The best I can do right now is
    keep this up and try to learn.
[10:56] Luciel
    Instructor Brod,
[10:58] Luciel
    please let me try that again!
[11:00] Brod
    Huh?
[11:01] Brod
    K-Kid... forcing a smile while you're
    in that much pain is really creepy.
[11:05] Luciel
    Laughing helps loosen me up.
[11:09] Luciel
    But I promise that I will
    eventually land an attack!
[11:12] Brod
    Oh? Looks like you still have
    enough energy to talk trash.
[11:17] Brod
    Fine with me. I'll work you
    down to the bone today!
[11:23] Luciel
    Oh no! I feel like I just
    opened the gates of hell!
[11:27] Cat Woman
    Excuse me.
[11:30] Cat Woman
    I heard that you heal people here.
    Is it really for free?
[11:34] Luciel
    A catfolk person!
[11:37] Luciel
    It is. I'll treat you at no charge.
[11:39] Luciel
    Where are you injured?
[11:42] Cat Woman
    I was bit on the back by a wererat.
[11:50] Luciel
    I can close the wound with a heal spell,
[11:53] Luciel
    but since you were bitten,
    this could lead to the spread of disease.
[11:57] Luciel
    If you start to feel ill,
    please visit a doctor.
[12:01] Luciel
    For now, I'll treat you.
[12:03] Cat Woman
    Okay.
[12:04] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic
    so that I may mend this wound.
[12:09] Luciel
    Heal!
[12:18] Luciel
    Okay! That should do it.
[12:28] Luciel
    Wait, what?
[12:30] Luciel
    Did I say something wrong?
[12:32] Adventurer 1
    Hey, healer.
[12:35] Luciel
    Yes? No, I wasn't teasing her!
[12:37] Adventurer 1
    What's your name?
[12:39] Luciel
    I-I'm Luciel.
[12:42] Adventurer 1
    Looks like you'll use your magic
    even on us beastfolk, Luciel.
[12:50] Luciel
    Humans and beastfolk alike,
    you're all patients to me.
[12:54] Adventurer 1
    Luciel, you're a pretty good guy.
[12:58] Adventurer 1
    Can we come back if we get injured again?
[13:01] Luciel
    Yeah. Anytime.
[13:03] Cat Woman
    Luciel!
[13:05] Cat Woman
    Thank you!
[13:08] Cat Woman
    I'll come see you if I get hurt again!
[13:10] Luciel
    S-Sure!
[13:17] Adventurer 1
    Still, I can't believe you're doing it.
[13:19] Luciel
    What?
[13:20] Adventurer 1
    You know, training.
[13:21] Adventurer 1
    That dude turns into
    a totally different person.
[13:24] Luciel
    I guess.
[13:26] Adventurer 1
    We adventurers all avoid
    training with Brod-san.
[13:31] Luciel
    Why couldn't someone
    have told me that sooner?
[13:36] Luciel
    Thank you for the meal!
[13:38] Gulgar
    Now then,
[13:39] Gulgar
    you want to get strong quickly, right?
[13:42] Luciel
    There it is! Substance X!
[13:45] Luciel
    "Disgusting" doesn't even begin to cover it.
[13:49] Luciel
    Even if it makes me stronger, I wish
    they'd give me a break with that stuff.
[13:55] Luciel
    What was that all about?
[13:57] Luciel
    Huh?
[14:00] Luciel
    Hmm?!
[14:05] Luciel
    I feel like I'm being watched.
[14:09] Luciel
    I train from seven in the morning
    to seven at night.
[14:13] Luciel
    I have three huge meals a day.
[14:15] Luciel
    Then at night, I practice
    my magic control and handling.
[14:20] Luciel
    I'm getting used to this routine.
[14:23] Luciel
    With assess mastery, I can tell
     I'm actually improving.
[14:27] Luciel
    This might actually be a pretty
    fulfilling lifestyle for me.
[14:33] Luciel
    But still... why were
    those people watching me?
[14:44] Brod
    What'd you want to talk about, kid?
[14:46] Luciel
    It feels like a bunch of people
    are watching me recently.
[14:51] Luciel
    Huh?
[14:57] Luciel
    So you two were behind it after all!
[14:59] Luciel
    Why am I under surveillance?
[15:02] Brod
    Sorry! Everyone's worried
    you might run away.
[15:07] Luciel
    Run away?
[15:09] Brod
    Most people trying to become
    adventurers weren't born into wealth.
[15:13] Brod
    So they take on risky requests
    and pay the price.
[15:18] Brod
    But even though they get hurt,
    without any money to live on,
[15:22] Brod
    they keep forcing themselves
    to take on dangerous requests.
[15:27] Luciel
    I get it.
[15:29] Luciel
    As long as I'm here, they
    can get their injuries treated
[15:33] Luciel
    and go right back out to work.
[15:36] Luciel
    Without realizing it, the adventurers'
    fate has been left in my hands.
[15:43] Luciel
    Anyway, I agreed to stay for a month,
[15:47] Luciel
    so until that's up, give me some credit
    and call off the watch.
[15:52] Brod
    Very well.
[15:53] Luciel
    I'm being serious here, okay?
[15:55] Luciel
    The next time I catch someone watching me,
[15:58] Luciel
    I'll drag them here and make them
    drink that with me, got it?
[16:06] Luciel
    Of course, since you're in charge,
    I'll make you drink it too, Brod.
[16:11] Luciel
    And so, the month started flying by.
[16:15] Luciel
    Though something interesting happened...
[16:19] Cat Woman
    Meow, Luciel!
[16:21] Cat Woman
    Thanks for healing me before.
    I'll be counting on you next time too.
[16:24] Luciel
    Sure! No problem.
[16:26] Luciel
    More people have started talking to me.
[16:29] Luciel
    I hope this helps me get
    accustomed to adventurers.
[16:34] Luciel
    Then there's my all-important training.
[16:41] Luciel
    I've started doing more target practice.
[16:43] Brod
    Kid! Get serious about this!
[16:45] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[16:47] Luciel
    I thought my baseball
    experience would pay off,
[16:50] Luciel
    but at this rate, I have to wonder when
    he'll let me throw real weapons.
[16:56] Luciel
    Yup. It's dawned on me that
    even when my month is up,
[16:59] Luciel
    I still won't have mastered anything.
[17:03] Luciel
    Realistically, I have a long way to go
    before I'm fit for fighting outside.
[17:08] Luciel
    But I've made up my mind... for now...
[17:11] Luciel
    For now, patience can cook a stone!
[17:13] Brod
    What the hell are you excited for?!
[17:15] Brod
    You missed every single one!
[17:17] Luciel
    I got one, though!
[17:18] Brod
    Don't you talk back to me!
[17:19] Luciel
    Sir!
[17:23] Luciel
    My portions of Substance X got bigger,
[17:27] Luciel
    I got more healing requests...
[17:30] Luciel
    And the last day of my contract finally came.
[17:33] Brod
    You really worked hard this month.
[17:36] Luciel
    Under your guidance.
    Thank you so much for everything.
[17:39] Luciel
    Now I'll go back to the Healers'
    Guild to look for work.
[17:42] Luciel
    When I've saved up enough money,
    please train me again.
[17:44] Brod
    Money?
[17:46] Brod
    That's right.
    You said you were basically broke.
[17:49] Luciel
    That's right. I have to pay my offering
    to the Healers' Guild.
[17:54] Brod
    What would you do if you did have money?
[17:56] Luciel
    What?
[17:57] Brod
    For example, if someone gave you
    the money for a year's offering?
[18:02] Luciel
    I don't know...
[18:05] Luciel
    If it'd be all right,
    I'd like to train with you more.
[18:10] Brod
    This is for making it through a month of
    training and saving those adventurers' lives.
[18:15] Brod
    A reward!
[18:17] Brod
    Take it.
[18:18] Luciel
    Yes... sir.
[18:22] Luciel
    Huh? This much?!
[18:24] Brod
    Twelve silver coins.
    Use that and go pay your offering.
[18:30] Brod
    Thanks to you, the death rate
    for adventurers has dropped sharply.
[18:35] Brod
    Consider it a special bonus.
[18:37] Luciel
    But this is a lot of money, isn't it?
[18:40] Luciel
    I can't possibly accept...
[18:41] Brod
    Just take it.
[18:44] Brod
    Your martial arts skill is still infantile.
[18:47] Brod
    So starting today, you'll keep on training.
[18:51] Brod
    If you're on board, then go pay up.
[18:56] Luciel
    Understood.
[18:58] Luciel
    I'll gladly accept this and pay my fees.
[19:01] Adventurer 2
    Be sure to come back, okay?
[19:03] Adventurer 4
    We'll be waiting for you, Luciel.
[19:06] Luciel
    Yeah! I'll definitely be back!
[19:12] Monika
    That will cover your offering for one year.
[19:15] Monika
    But are you sure about doing this?
[19:18] Monika
    If you get promoted within the year,
    you'll be assessed an additional offering.
[19:25] Luciel
    I'm sure.
[19:27] Luciel
    For now, instead of ranking up,
[19:29] Luciel
    I need to focus on becoming strong
    enough to become independent.
[19:32] Monika
    Well, it certainly does take
    a lot of funds to open a clinic.
[19:37] Luciel
    When I've earned enough,
    I'll come for my promotion.
[19:40] Monika
    All right. Keep up the good work, okay?
[19:49] Brod
    I'm glad you came back.
[19:51] Luciel
    Um, were you waiting here for me?
[19:57] Brod
    I-I just happened to be passing through.
[20:01] Brod
    Nanaella, do you have
    the kid's adventurer card?
[20:04] Nanaella
    Yes, right here.
[20:06] Brod
    Renew it for me.
[20:07] Nanaella
    Understood!
[20:10] Luciel
    Don't you need my permission to do that?!
[20:12] Brod
    Okay, no need to worry about the contract now!
[20:15] Luciel
    Hey! Instructor Brod!
[20:17] Nanaella
    Do your best, okay?
[20:18] Luciel
    Somebody help!
[20:20] Luciel
    Nobody's even lifting a finger!
[20:28] Luciel
    Thank you for the meal.
[20:30] Brod
    All right, all right, all right!
SIGN    All right,
    all right,
    all right!
SIGN    W
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[20:32] Luciel
    Today's training felt even harder than usual.
[20:36] Brod
    Hey, kid.
[20:37] Luciel
    Yes?
[20:38] Brod
    This is for you.
[20:42] Luciel
    Encyclopedia of Low-Level Holy Magic?
[20:46] Luciel
    Is this a spell tome?
[20:47] Gulgar
    Yup.
[20:48] Brod
    A treat for coming home on time.
[20:51] Luciel
    Do you think I'm a child?
[20:54] Brod
    Healers need the recovery spell heal
    and the detoxification spell cure.
[20:58] Brod
    Once you can cast both, you'll be
    on your way to becoming the real deal.
[21:01] Brod
    You can only use heal now, can't you?
[21:04] Brod
    So read that book and study up.
[21:15] Brod
    What's so damn funny?!
[21:16] Luciel
    Wha—? Is Brod actually
    a sweetie underneath it all?
[21:24] Luciel
    Instructor, thank you very much.
[21:27] Luciel
    Starting again today, I will try
    my very best, so please train me more!
[21:32] Brod
    Sure.
[21:33] Gulgar
    Heya, kid!
[21:35] Gulgar
    If you're gonna work your hardest,
    drink up beforehand!
[21:38] Luciel
    Substance X!
[21:40] Brod
    Finish that off and let's
    get to afternoon training!
[21:43] Luciel
    Come drink it with me, Instructor Brod!
[21:45] Brod
    I don't need it.
    I'll be waiting for you!
[21:49] Gulgar
    C'mon, kid!
[21:54] Luciel
    All right.
[22:05] Luciel
    This really is disgusting!
[22:07] Luciel
    Damn that Brod! For this...
[22:11] Luciel
    I swear I'll knock you out in the next year!
SIGN    I got super tough!
[22:18] Luciel
    Thank you very much!
[22:20] Luciel
    Now the real training begins!
[23:55] Gulgar
    Hey, guys! What did you think of my cooking?
[23:57] Gulgar
    Mountains of delicious grub!
    Sounds like a dream, right?
[24:00] Gulgar
    Luciel even drank that...
[24:02] Gulgar
    Phew! That surprised me!
[24:04] Gulgar
    Next time: "Substance X and a Small Change."
SIGN    #4 Substance X and a Small Change
[24:07] Gulgar
    If ya don't watch it,
    you're getting Substance X!

Season 1

E4 - Substance X and a Small Change

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[00:01] Brod
    I've decided to give you
    a day off to rest, kid.
[00:05] Luciel
    A rest day?
[00:06] Luciel
    Come to think of it,
    I haven't had a single day off.
[00:09] Luciel
    But still...
[00:11] Luciel
    It's not like I have anything else to do!
SIGN    The Workaholic
SIGN    The Workaholic
SIGN    The Workaholic
SIGN    The Workaholic
SIGN    The Workaholic
[00:16] Brod
    If you're free, why don't you
    help butcher up some monsters?
[00:20] Luciel
    Butcher monsters?
SIGN    Rest Day
[00:25] Luciel
    I do want to get a closer look at monsters.
    It's all about getting experience.
[00:30] Luciel
    He said the door next to the cafeteria, right?
[00:35] Luciel
    Pardon me!
[00:38] Galba
    Welcome to the butchery.
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[02:12] Galba
    Thanks for coming to help today.
SIGN    Galba
[02:15] Galba
    The name's Galba. Nice to meet you.
[02:17] Luciel
    He kinda looks familiar...
[02:20] Galba
    You can take it easy and chat with me
    just like you would my younger brother.
[02:24] Luciel
    Your brother?
[02:29] Luciel
    Huh?
[02:29] Luciel
    Do you mean Gulgar-san?
[02:32] Galba
    That's right. He's my kid brother.
[02:36] Galba
    Let's get right to the butchering.
[02:38] Galba
    You can just watch for now, okay?
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[02:39] Luciel
    Sure.
[02:42] Galba
    Heave-ho.
[02:43] Luciel
    That's huge!
[02:43] Luciel
    I mean, how did you fit a boar in that bag?
[02:46] Galba
    Well, it is a magical bag.
[02:49] Luciel
    Oh! Just what I'd expect from a fantasy!
[02:53] Galba
    All right, watch closely now.
[02:54] Luciel
    O-Okay.
[02:56] Galba
    First, skin the beast.
[03:00] Galba
    Then split open its belly
    and take out its insides.
[03:04] Galba
    There. All done.
[03:06] Luciel
    Hey, that's a lot easier on the eyes.
[03:09] Luciel
    I didn't realize it could be done so quickly.
[03:12] Galba
    Well, I have done it hundreds of times.
[03:15] Luciel
    There's something scary about that smile...
[03:17] Luciel
    Do they use all the meat
    you butcher in the cafeteria?
[03:21] Galba
    Nope.
[03:22] Galba
    We sell some meat to other guilds
    and shops in town
[03:25] Galba
    to cover the guild's operational costs.
[03:27] Luciel
    In that case, is my being here an issue?
[03:31] Galba
    Don't you worry.
[03:32] Galba
    I'd like you to gain butchering experience,
[03:35] Galba
    but that isn't the reason Brod sent you here.
[03:38] Luciel
    Huh?
[03:40] Galba
    We get all sorts of monsters
     here at the butchery.
[03:44] Galba
    There are many different types, you know.
[03:47] Galba
    I think Brod wanted you to develop
    an eye for their weak points
[03:52] Galba
    and learn the best ways to attack them.
[03:54] Luciel
    Instructor Brod was thinking of me?
[03:58] Luciel
    Wait, you're saying he expects
    me to fight monsters?!
[04:03] Galba
    I'm sure he thought it'd help you survive
[04:05] Galba
    when you start going out
    on adventures as a healer.
[04:10] Galba
    These days, we don't get many newcomers
[04:12] Galba
    who are as serious about preparing as you.
[04:15] Luciel
    In my case, I really just
    don't want to die, you know?
[04:19] Galba
    Well, that goes for all adventurers.
[04:22] Galba
    But lately, too many are gunning
    to become heroes.
[04:26] Galba
    They rush out into battle
    and are cut down just like that.
[04:32] Galba
    But you know what?
[04:33] Galba
    Thanks to you, Luciel-kun, the fatality rate
    among new adventurers is down.
[04:38] Galba
    For those seriously injured,
    the lesson that they aren't special
[04:42] Galba
    comes all too late if the wound's too severe.
[04:45] Galba
    But you've been saving them, Luciel.
[04:49] Luciel
    I-I'm very flattered to hear that.
[04:53] Galba
    Now then... You see this?
    It's called a horned rabbit.
[04:57] Luciel
    O-Okay.
[04:58] Galba
    Why don't you try butchering it?
[05:05] Galba
    Let's start off together, okay?
[05:07] Luciel
    Okay.
[05:08] Galba
    First, split open the belly.
[05:11] Luciel
    I realize it's dead, but I'm still hesitant.
[05:14] Galba
    Luciel-kun.
[05:16] Galba
    Just take your time with it.
[05:18] Luciel
    Galba-san...
[05:22] Luciel
    Okay.
[05:27] Galba
    Next, remove the insides.
[05:29] Luciel
    A-All right.
[05:32] Luciel
    The scent of blood filling my nose,
[05:35] Luciel
    the still-warm flesh,
[05:37] Luciel
    the feeling of carving fresh, raw meat...
[05:42] Luciel
    Regardless, this is something
    we need to do to live.
[05:48] Gulgar
    Heya. How was the butchering?
[05:51] Luciel
    I think I'm much more grateful
    for the food I eat now.
[05:55] Gulgar
    That so, huh?
[05:57] Gulgar
    One thing, Luciel...
[05:59] Luciel
    Yes?
[06:00] Gulgar
    You should hurry and change out of those.
[06:02] Luciel
    Huh? Oh...
[06:04] Luciel
    Oh!
[06:07] Luciel
    I feel so ashamed.
[06:09] Luciel
    Didn't I eat meat all the time
    in my last life?
[06:12] Luciel
    Yet this is how I react when
    I have to do the butchering myself...
[06:16] Nanaella
    Luciel-sama.
[06:18] Luciel
    Nanaella-san?
[06:19] Nanaella
    Are you... all right?
[06:22] Luciel
    Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
[06:26] Nanaella
    Are you really?
[06:28] Nanaella
    You look a little pale.
[06:31] Luciel
    Horned rabbits flashing before my eyes...
[06:34] Nanaella
    I heard that you were butchering today.
[06:38] Nanaella
    Was it actually your first time?
[06:40] Luciel
    Yeah. I've never seen or done it before.
[06:45] Nanaella
    Is that so?
[06:47] Nanaella
    It must have been very difficult for you.
[06:50] Nanaella
    Your hands feel a little cold.
[06:53] Luciel
    I was washing them in cold water...
[06:56] Nanaella
    Luciel-sama, you may be more
    exhausted than you realize.
[07:02] Luciel
    Exhausted?
[07:04] Nanaella
    Sometimes new adventurers are the same way.
[07:07] Nanaella
    They get so excited for their first battle.
[07:09] Nanaella
    But even if they can slay
    monsters without hesitation,
[07:12] Nanaella
    once they're alone,
    the mental exhaustion sets in on them.
[07:18] Luciel
    Is that why you came to see me?
[07:19] Nanaella
    Yes.
[07:21] Nanaella
    Because all of the guild employees,
    myself included,
[07:24] Nanaella
    are grateful for what you've
    done for us, Luciel-sama.
[07:27] Nanaella
    I want to do what I can to help you.
[07:29] Luciel
    Th-Thank you so much.
[07:33] Luciel
    Then would you mind holding
    my hand just a little longer?
[07:38] Nanaella
    Sure.
[07:41] Luciel
    My dinner that night was stew made
    from the horned rabbit I'd butchered.
[07:47] Luciel
    Thanks for the meal.
[07:53] Luciel
    This is super tasty!
[07:55] Gulgar
    Here.
[07:58] Luciel
    That again?!
[08:02] Luciel
    It's nice that I got another rest day,
    but I don't have anything to do.
[08:07] Luciel
    My magic training has been going
    at a much slower rate lately.
[08:12] Luciel
    When I gain one level,
    it's that much harder to reach the next.
[08:16] Luciel
    Just like any RPG, I guess.
[08:18] Luciel
    Still, I wonder if Brod
    is busy or something...
[08:24] Nanaella
    Here we go, Luciel-sama!
[08:26] Luciel
    Nanaella-san? And Melina-san too?
[08:29] Mernell
    Luciel-kun.
[08:31] Mernell
    You're lacking in knowledge,
[08:33] Mernell
    so Brod-san asked us
    to give you a little lesson.
[08:37] Luciel
    Even you, Mernell-san?
[08:38] Nanaella
    So since it's decided...
[08:39] Melina
    Let's get going!
[08:41] Luciel
    Huh? Huh?!
[08:42] Luciel
    Forget teaching me a lesson! The other
    adventurers will kill me if they see this!
[08:51] Luciel
    What am I supposed to make of this situation?
[08:54] Nanaella
    I got The Illustrated Monster Encyclopedia,
[08:56] Nanaella
    The Monster Suppression Point Index,
[08:59] Nanaella
    and The Monster Materials
     Armor Crafting Catalog
for you.
[09:03] Mernell
    I brought books about each country's
    laws, religions, and mythologies.
[09:08] Melina
    I have Complete Vegetables,
    Complete Mushrooms and Fruits,
SIGN    Melina
[09:12] Melina
    and The Beginner's Guide to Medicine.
[09:14] Luciel
    Do I really need all of these?
[09:17] Nanaella
    Absolutely!
[09:18] Luciel
    Hmm. In that case, I'd like to
    start with Mernell-san's books.
[09:24] Mernell
    Oh my.
[09:25] Melina
    In that case, we'll let you
    take over, Nanaella.
[09:28] Luciel
    Huh?
[09:29] Mernell
    We never thought you'd pick
    the information that's truly useful.
[09:32] Luciel
    What was that all about?
[09:34] Nanaella
    Brod-san told us to make sure you gain
    more practical, worldly knowledge.
[09:39] Nanaella
    So those two got curious
[09:42] Nanaella
    and wanted to find out what kinds
    of things interest you.
[09:46] Luciel
    Oh, so that was it.
[09:49] Luciel
    I'm sure they're teasing me!
[09:52] Luciel
    Is it really okay for you
    to spend all this time on me?
[09:55] Nanaella
    Sure. This is also
    an important part of my job.
[10:00] Nanaella
    Now then, we'll start with a brief overview.
[10:03] Nanaella
    We're in Merratoni, located here
     in the Republic of St. Shurule.
SIGN    Grandol, Land of Labyrinths
SIGN    Republic of St. Shurule
SIGN    Independent City-State of Yenice
SIGN    Galdardia
[10:08] Nanaella
    St. Shurule manages the Healers' Guild.
[10:11] Nanaella
    At its heart is the Holy City of Shurule,
    home to the castle housing guild headquarters.
[10:15] Nanaella
    Shurule is also the only place
    in the world to have abolished slavery.
[10:19] Luciel
    The only place in the world?!
[10:21] Luciel
    Does that mean the other
    countries have slaves?!
[10:24] Luciel
    I'm so glad I wound up in this one!
[10:27] Nanaella
    This is the Independent City-State of Yenice.
[10:30] Nanaella
    It's a nation of beastfolk
    that many different races call home.
[10:33] Luciel
    And so, I started studying on my rest days...
[10:37] Luciel
    Training, treating wounds, study sessions,
    and random errands kept me pretty busy.
[10:44] Luciel
    Before I knew it, half a year had passed.
[10:48] Luciel
    It's out!
[10:50] Luciel
    This month's guild earnings ranking!
[10:52] Mernell
    Oh? Let's see that.
[10:54] Melina
    Yes, let's.
[10:56] Mernell
    The Lineage of the White Wolf
    is number one again?
[10:58] Melina
    Those guys sure work hard.
[11:00] Mernell
    They're almost A rank. Did you hear?
[11:02] Melina
    Didn't we have plans to go eat with them?
[11:04] Luciel
    Um...
[11:07] Luciel
    A little space?
[11:10] Luciel
    Would you mind not getting so close?
[11:12] Melina
    Oh, come on! We're just
    bonding with you! Bonding!
[11:16] Mernell
    Right, Melina? But what a nice body!
[11:18] Nanaella
    Please give him a break!
[11:20] Melina
    Hey, wait...
[11:22] Melina
    Luciel-kun, it looks like
    your clothes don't fit right.
[11:25] Luciel
    Huh?
[11:32] Nanaella
    This way, Luciel-sama!
[11:35] Luciel
    I'm glad Nanaella-san is wearing her uniform.
[11:37] Luciel
    If she was in street clothes,
    this would totally be a date.
[11:41] Luciel
    I should say thanks. You didn't
    have to come clothes shopping with me.
[11:45] Luciel
    If you tell me where to go,
    I can handle it myself.
[11:48] Nanaella
    That won't do. Things have gotten
    a little dangerous recently.
[11:52] Luciel
    Huh? Dangerous?
[11:53] Nanaella
    Besides, when I first came to Merratoni,
    a lot of people showed me around, too.
[11:59] Luciel
    Wait, does that mean you were also
    once an adventurer, Nanaella-san?
[12:03] Nanaella
    Oh, who knows?
[12:17] Luciel
    Thank you so much.
[12:19] Nanaella
    No problem!
[12:20] Luciel
    I should be okay on clothes for a while now.
[12:23] Luciel
    You even paid for everything...
[12:26] Nanaella
    It's all right. Brod-san
    gave me money to spend.
[12:30] Luciel
    I guess this was my first
    shopping trip in another world.
[12:34] Luciel
    I wonder if I wasted it...
[12:38] Luciel
    Nanaella-san, please hold these!
[12:41] Luciel
    That voice just now...
[12:49] Luciel
    Monika-san!
[12:56] Luciel
    Monika-san.
[12:57] Monika
    Luciel-sama...
[13:00] Luciel
    I'm so glad you woke up.
[13:02] Monika
    Um, what happened?
[13:04] Luciel
    Monika-san, you were
    on the ground covered in blood.
[13:07] Luciel
    I cast heal, but it didn't help.
[13:09] Luciel
    I thought you might be poisoned,
    so I cast cure and you finally recovered.
[13:14] Luciel
    Monika-san, did somebody try to kill you?
[13:17] Monika
    What?
[13:18] Nanaella
    This may have been the work of mercenaries.
[13:21] Luciel
    Mercenaries?
[13:23] Nanaella
    People who will even
    commit murder for a fee.
[13:26] Luciel
    Who would have the money to pay for that?
[13:29] Monika
    Healers.
[13:31] Luciel
    Do you have an idea who did it?
[13:33] Monika
    The other day, a friend of mine
    got treated at a healing clinic.
[13:38] Monika
    But they didn't have money to pay the bill,
     so they were sold into slavery.
[13:44] Luciel
    I thought slavery was illegal here.
[13:48] Monika
    It is, but in other countries...
[13:50] Luciel
    What kind of loophole is that?
[13:52] Luciel
    Moreover, what kind of treatment
    is so expensive you can't pay for it?
[13:56] Monika
    I objected to it publicly,
    so this may have been retaliation.
[14:01] Luciel
    So you could be attacked again?!
[14:04] Monika
    I can't say for certain that I won't be.
[14:08] Luciel
    What kind of healer would
    do something like this?
[14:13] Monika
    It believe it was Bottaculli-san.
[14:16] Luciel
    Bottaculli?
[14:18] Nanaella
    He operates the largest
    healers' clinic in Merratoni.
[14:21] Luciel
    So he's some big shot, is he?
[14:23] Luciel
    Wait, does that mean Monika-san won't
    be safe even at the Healers' Guild?
[14:29] Luciel
    Nanaella-san, until this all blows over,
[14:32] Luciel
    might Monika-san stay
    at the Adventurers' Guild?
[14:35] Nanaella
    Yes, I believe that would be all right.
[14:38] Monika
    But... healers and adventurers
    don't get along!
[14:42] Luciel
    I wish I'd known that half a year ago!
[14:46] Luciel
    It'll be okay.
[14:47] Luciel
    I've been training here every day and
     haven't been confronted even once.
[14:53] Monika
    In that case, I very much appreciate the help.
[15:01] Luciel
    I'm lucky I could save her in time.
[15:04] Luciel
    I guess lives aren't worth
    much in this world...
[15:08] Luciel
    But I still have the power to save them.
[15:11] Luciel
    I have to keep working hard to that end.
[15:14] Monika
    Luciel-sama.
[15:18] Monika
    I would like to thank you
    for saving me from the brink of death
[15:23] Monika
    from the bottom of my heart.
[15:25] Luciel
    Is it me, or does she look pale?
[15:27] Luciel
    I-It's okay. I'm glad I could save
    someone who's helped me so much.
[15:32] Monika
    Well, as compensation for saving me,
[15:37] Monika
    how much do I owe you?
[15:41] Luciel
    Is that why she's so pale?
[15:43] Luciel
    Does she think I'm going to demand
    some unreasonable fee for treating her?
[15:48] Luciel
    Those damn healers...
[15:52] Luciel
    You've been incredibly kind to me, Monika-san.
[15:56] Luciel
    So let's just say that you've
    already returned the favor.
[15:59] Luciel
    I'll consider that the payment.
[16:01] Monika
    Huh?
[16:03] Luciel
    And if that doesn't sound like enough,
    I'll also treat you to a meal here.
[16:08] Luciel
    Gulgar-san's cooking is really good!
[16:12] Gulgar
    All that must've been scary for you, miss.
[16:15] Gulgar
    Eat this and try to regain your strength.
[16:20] Monika
    Thank you so much.
[16:24] Monika
    Thank you so, so much!
[16:26] Monika
    From the bottom of my heart,
    thank you so very much!
[16:30] Luciel
    One month after that, the man
    who attacked Monika-san was apprehended.
[16:35] Luciel
    Of course, no connection between
    him and that healer was uncovered.
[16:39] Luciel
    We couldn't really say
    the case was resolved, so...
[16:43] Monika
    I would like to stay and continue working here
[16:45] Monika
    because you adventurers are
     all such wonderful people.
[16:49] adventurer
    All right!
[16:50] Luciel
    Things are so peaceful.
SIGN    Two Months Later
[16:57] Brod
    Where's Luciel?!
[16:59] Luciel
    Instructor Brod?!
[17:00] Brod
    Some adventurers are on death's door!
[17:02] Brod
    You've gotta help them!
[17:05] Brod
    Monsters outflanked them
    at a mine in the southeast.
[17:08] Brod
    The adventurers tried to quell them
[17:10] Brod
    and managed to finish off some
    of the strange creatures, but...
[17:15] Brod
    This is the inn.
[17:17] girl
    You're all right. It's going to be fine.
[17:20] boy
    Damn it! Don't die! Don't die on me!
[17:27] Brod
    Luciel!
[17:28] Brod
    They're in here.
[17:31] Brod
    Bazan and Sekiroth have been poisoned.
[17:34] Brod
    Basura is bleeding heavily from a deep wound.
[17:36] Luciel
    Even if I close a wound with magic,
    I can't replace lost blood.
[17:40] Luciel
    I've got to stop the bleeding!
[17:42] Luciel
    I'll treat Basura-san first!
[17:45] Luciel
    Heal!
[17:50] Luciel
    Heal! Heal! Heal!
[17:53] Luciel
    I have to save them!
[17:55] Luciel
    I have to save them! I have to save them!
[17:57] Luciel
    Heal!
[18:04] Luciel
    Next, I'll treat these two—
[18:08] Brod
    Are you okay?
[18:09] Luciel
    It feels like I've spent all my magic.
[18:13] Brod
    This is a magical potion to help you recover.
[18:15] Luciel
    Thanks.
[18:19] Brod
    Can you keep going?
[18:21] Luciel
    Yes!
[18:23] Luciel
    Cure! Heal!
[18:26] Luciel
    Cure! Heal!
[18:28] Luciel
    Cure! Heal!
[18:30] Luciel
    I can't let them die!
[18:32] Luciel
    Heal! Heal!
[18:42] Brod
    It looks like we're out of the woods.
[18:45] Brod
    You did well, Luciel.
[19:02] Luciel
    I was able to save the three
    Lineage of the White Wolf members,
[19:07] Luciel
    but there were other casualties.
[19:11] Luciel
    I'm not omnipotent. I already knew that.
[19:16] Luciel
    But the realization that I couldn't
    save everyone was very painful.
[19:20] Luciel
    To abate that grief at the very least,
    I made a vow to the fallen
[19:26] Luciel
    that I would work even harder.
[19:37] Luciel
    Status open!
SIGN    Skills
    
    
    
    Assess Mastery
    Monster Luck
    Magic Handling IV
    Magic Control
    Meditation IV
    Focus IV
    Magic Recovery IV
    Life Recovery
    Butchery II
    Detect Danger II
    
    
    
    
    
    
    HP, MP, VIT, DEX, INT, MGI Growth Rate Up II
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Paralysis Resist II
    Sleep Resist II
    Charm Resist I
    Enfeeble Resist II
    Silence Resist II
    Shock Resist II
[19:52] Luciel
    It's been a year since I was reincarnated.
[19:54] Luciel
    These are the results
    of the time I've spent here.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
    Job: Healer III
    Age: 16
    Level: 1
[19:58] Luciel
    There are no performance indicators,
    so I can't tell if this is good or not.
[20:02] Luciel
    One year, huh?
[20:06] Luciel
    Okay.
[20:11] Brod
    Already? You did say you'd stay a year...
[20:14] Luciel
    I did, but I don't feel like
     I've progressed much yet.
[20:19] Brod
    Relax. You're definitely improving.
[20:21] Luciel
    I still can't read your attacks,
    and I still can't hit you with mine.
[20:26] Luciel
    Plus, my only spells are heal and cure.
[20:29] Brod
    You and I have very different
    experience levels and statuses.
[20:33] Brod
    If you had managed to hit me,
    I'd be in bed for days from the shock.
[20:36] Luciel
    We're that far apart?
[20:41] Luciel
    It's only been a year,
    but I trained to the best of my ability.
[20:46] Luciel
    Instructor Brod.
[20:48] Luciel
    Thank you very much for the past year!
[20:52] Luciel
    Now if I run into any monsters,
    I'm confident that I can run away!
[20:56] Brod
    Hey, don't you mean "take them down"?
[20:58] Brod
    Why don't you just get a job
    at the Adventurers' Guild?
[21:02] Brod
    See? Even Monika's working
    here as a receptionist.
[21:05] Luciel
    Well, I kind of want to earn money
    and learn new magic, so...
[21:10] Brod
    Yeah, I guess you would.
[21:12] Luciel
    Also, I think that if I can learn new magic,
[21:16] Luciel
    I may be able to save a few more lives.
[21:19] Brod
    It sounds like you've made up your mind.
[21:22] Brod
    Well then, what will you do now?
[21:24] Luciel
    I'll get a referral to a healing clinic
    and save up money to buy a spell tome.
[21:29] Luciel
    I plan to stay based here in town,
    so I'll come back to train again.
[21:33] Luciel
    I'll also accept healing requests
    for a very low fee.
[21:36] Brod
    And after you buy a spell tome?
[21:39] Luciel
    Work until I've mastered it,
     then earn money with that
[21:45] Luciel
    so I can eventually start a clinic
    that's easy on everyone's wallet.
[21:50] Brod
    Yeah. Sounds just like you, Luciel.
[21:56] Brod
    It's been a very enjoyable year.
[21:58] Luciel
    It has been, Instructor Brod.
[22:01] Luciel
    I feel the same way.
[22:03] Luciel
    I really owe everything to you.
[22:19] Luciel
    All right.
[22:21] Luciel
    On to another bright day!
[23:55] Galba
    Luciel-kun really is a good, sincere kid.
[23:58] Galba
    I can understand what Brod saw in him.
[24:00] Galba
    There's a lot I'd also like to teach him.
[24:03] Galba
    Next time: "The Healing Clinic
    and the Arrival of Bottaculli."
SIGN    #5 The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli
[24:07] Galba
    Animals aren't the only creatures
    to butcher, you know.

Season 1

E5 - The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli

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[00:01] Luciel
    Wow, the Healers' Guild. It's been a while.
[00:04] Luciel
    Even though I'm a healer, I've been at
    the Adventurers' Guild the whole time.
[00:13] Luciel
    Um, Kururu-san, it's very nice to see you.
[00:16] Kururu
    Oh, Luciel-kun. What did you come here for?
[00:20] Luciel
    I c-came for my renewal.
[00:22] Luciel
    She's in a real bad mood!
[00:24] Kururu
    Ever since you took Monika to the Adventurers'
    Guild, I've been trying to hire new help.
[00:29] Kururu
    But nobody's come, so it's been really tough.
[00:35] Luciel
    She doesn't seem to be very busy, though.
[00:38] Luciel
    Well, at least Monika-san's life
    is no longer in danger.
[00:41] Kururu
    I guess you're right.
[00:43] Kururu
    Renewal, right? Give me your card.
[00:46] Luciel
    Sure.
[00:47] Kururu
    Wait here a minute.
[00:51] Kururu
    H-Hey, Luciel-kun?!
    What's going on with you?
[00:55] Kururu
    What kind of risky training...
[00:56] Kururu
    I mean, where and what kind
    of a life have you been living?
[00:59] Luciel
    I-I've been living at
    the A-Adventurers' Guild!
[01:02] Kururu
    What?
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN    #5 The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli
[02:36] Kururu
    Tell me what that's all about!
[02:43] Luciel
    And that's how I spent the year.
[02:45] Kururu
    Luciel-kun, are you some
    kind of weirdo? A masochist?
SIGN    Weirdo
SIGN    Masochist
[02:50] Luciel
    I simply wanted to improve my
    self-defense skills, so I don't get killed.
[02:54] Luciel
    I thought practical
    training would be the best way
[02:57] Luciel
    to raise my holy magic affinity level.
[02:59] Kururu
    But you could do that at a clinic!
    You'd even get paid for it.
[03:04] Luciel
    What's most important for new healers is
    getting experience and practicing treatment.
[03:09] Luciel
    Also, I think healing just for the money
[03:13] Luciel
    and receiving a fee for satisfactory
    treatment are two different things.
[03:19] Luciel
    That's why that happened to Monika-san.
[03:22] Luciel
    Because the Healers' Guild has
    neglected to keep things under control.
[03:26] Luciel
    My goal for this year was
    to learn to defend myself.
[03:30] Luciel
    That is something you cannot buy with money.
[03:34] Kururu
    I guess you're right. I apologize.
[03:36] Luciel
    No, I should apologize!
    I'm sorry to sound so arrogant.
[03:39] Kururu
    That's all right.
[03:40] Luciel
    Also, Kururu-san...
[03:43] Luciel
    I am definitely not any kind
    of weirdo or masochist!
[03:47] Kururu
    You sure are ambitious, Luciel-kun.
[03:50] Luciel
    Gulp!
[03:51] Kururu
    Anyway, I can raise you to Rank C,
    but what do you want to do?
[03:54] Kururu
    The offering gets more expensive,
SIGN    Rank F
[03:56] Kururu
    but you'll be able to buy
    the spell tome for Cure at rank F,
SIGN    Rank E
SIGN    Rank D
[03:59] Kururu
    Middle Heal at E, Barrier
    at D, and Area Heal at C.
SIGN    Rank C
[04:03] Luciel
    And how much would that cost?
[04:05] Kururu
    That would be 90 silver coins.
[04:07] Luciel
    90 silver coins?!
[04:09] Luciel
    Is the Healers' Guild headquarters
    the real money-grubber around here?
[04:13] Luciel
    And considering the offering,
    I wonder how much it'll add up to.
[04:16] Luciel
    I figure that one-third of my income
    goes to rent when living alone,
[04:20] Luciel
    and then there are living expenses...
[04:24] Luciel
    I guess I need to find a job.
    I'll ask her about some clinics.
[04:28] Luciel
    Um, Kururu-san—
[04:31] Brod
    I'll give you one gold coin to transfer
    Luciel to the Adventurers' Guild for one year.
[04:37] Brod
    I'll even pay him for it.
    I'll give you wages.
[04:40] Luciel
    Instructor B-Brod?
[04:42] Luciel
    What are you doing here?
[04:43] Brod
    I forgot to hand you your earnings.
[04:47] Brod
    Luciel.
[04:48] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir?
[04:49] Brod
    I want you to become a regular
    resident of the Adventurers' Guild.
[04:53] Luciel
    Huh?
[04:57] Luciel
    I'm still trying to hit you, Instructor.
[05:00] Luciel
    But if there's pay involved,
    I think that sounds ideal.
[05:04] Brod
    Then it's decided.
[05:04] Kururu
    Luciel-kun! Are you sure about this? Really?
[05:08] Luciel
    I've been studying martial arts
    with the Instructor.
[05:11] Luciel
    He's a trustworthy person.
    I don't feel threatened.
[05:14] Luciel
    I'll accept the transfer
    to the Adventurers' Guild.
[05:19] Kururu
    Very well. I'll allow it.
[05:24] Luciel
    Phew. Guess I'm back home.
[05:27] Luciel
    I sure did get teased for it, though.
[05:29] Mob adventurer A
    Change your mind already?
[05:30] Mob adventurer B
    Back so soon?
[05:32] Luciel
    Ah, shh!
[05:33] Luciel
    Well, I got a new spell tome, so I'll try
    to learn as much magic as I can in a year.
[05:41] Luciel
    Yes?
[05:43] Brod
    Let's go get dinner, Luciel.
[05:45] Luciel
    All right!
[05:46] Luciel
    First, I've got to at least get
    strong enough to be able to travel.
[05:57] mob
    Whoa!
[05:59] mob
    Yeah!
[05:59] mob
    Our healer makes his appearance!
[06:02] mob
    There he is!
[06:04] Brod
    What are you so surprised about?
[06:06] Brod
    Starting today, you're a temporary employee.
[06:08] Brod
    Of course there's a welcome party!
[06:10] Gulgar
    Hey, Luciel! Here you g—
[06:12] Gulgar
    Gross!
[06:15] Luciel
    There it is! Substance X!
[06:16] mob
    Ew.
[06:18] mob
    That reeks!
[06:18] Luciel
    Everyone's running away!
[06:19] mob
    What a stench!
[06:21] Luciel
    Um, do I still have to drink that?
[06:23] Gulgar
    Of course you do. The party can't
    get started until you toast with this.
[06:29] Gulgar
    I'll let you lead the toast.
[06:31] Luciel
    Huh?
[06:32] Luciel
    Well then, I hate to be presumptuous,
    but please allow me to lead everyone in a toast.
[06:36] Luciel
    The Adventurers' Guild
    has been my home for a year
[06:39] Luciel
    and has already given me many memories.
[06:41] Luciel
    Some wonderful memories,
    and some unpleasant ones.
[06:44] Luciel
    I hope you adventurers all make it back home,
    even if you're on the verge of death.
[06:48] Luciel
    Guild employees, I hope you can
    bear with me for yet another year.
[06:52] Luciel
    Well then, let's drink to
    your fortune and happiness.
[06:55] Luciel
    Cheers!
[06:56] all
    Cheers!
[07:08] adventurer A (male)
    Oh, sick.
[07:09] adventurer B (male)
    He really is a masochist.
[07:11] adventurer C
    He's gonna ruin his taste and smell!
SIGN    Belch
[07:17] Luciel
    I wish Gulgar-san and the rest
    had to drink this, too!
[07:25] Luciel
    I smell so bad, everyone's avoiding me.
[07:27] Bazan
    Yo, Luciel. You reek, man.
[07:30] Luciel
    Bazan-san?
[07:31] Sekiroth
    You really can't escape the stench.
[07:34] Luciel
    Sekiroth-san and Basura-san?
[07:36] Bazan
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[07:38] Luciel
    Sure.
[07:40] Bazan
    Are you actually... into guys?
[07:43] Luciel
    Huh?!
[07:45] Bazan
    I mean, you're always training, you know,
[07:48] Bazan
    and even when you're with the receptionists,
    you never make a move on them.
[07:52] Luciel
    If I did make a move, Instructor
    Brod would hunt me down!
[07:55] Bazan
    Yeah, I guess you're right.
[07:56] Luciel
    Plus, for the last year, I was concentrating
    on raising the survival rates,
[08:00] Luciel
    so there wasn't any time for that.
[08:04] Luciel
    The last place I lived didn't have
    people walking around with weapons,
[08:08] Luciel
    so for the first six months here,
    I was always on edge.
SIGN    That
[08:11] Bazan
    Even though you have the guts to drink that?
[08:13] Luciel
    Well, at least it doesn't kill me.
[08:16] Bazan
    I guess you're right.
[08:18] Luciel
    That time I bumped into Bazan-san,
    I felt like my soul had left me.
[08:23] Luciel
    When surrounded by adventurers,
    all I could see in my future was death.
[08:27] Bazan
    And coming from a zombie like you...
[08:30] Bazan
    Well, the way you are now, I don't think
    anybody in this town will mess with you.
[08:35] Luciel
    D-Do you think so?
[08:36] Bazan
    Yeah. But if anything happens, come to us.
[08:39] Luciel
    Oh. Okay!
[08:41] Sekiroth
    That's right. Don't be shy.
[08:44] Luciel
    Sekiroth-san.
[08:45] Sekiroth
    By the way, Luciel-kun.
[08:47] Luciel
    Hmm?
[08:48] Sekiroth
    Are you really sure you like girls?
[08:51] Luciel
    Why do you keep bugging me about that?
[08:53] Sekiroth
    In that case, next time I'll take
    you out to enjoy the night life.
[08:57] Luciel
    Huh?
[09:00] Luciel
    Th-Th-There are shops
    like that here in the city?
[09:03] Sekiroth
    Oh, that got your attention?
[09:05] Sekiroth
    But you stick out, Luciel, so
    I bet people are gonna talk.
[09:08] Luciel
    It's only innocent curiosity.
[09:11] Monika
    Luciel-sama?
[09:14] Monika
    I'm very glad you came back.
[09:16] Luciel
    Monika-san?
[09:17] Luciel
    She didn't hear all that, did she?
[09:20] Monika
    How was the Healers' Guild?
[09:23] Luciel
    Kururu-san seemed to have time on her hands.
[09:25] Monika
    Oh, is that right?
[09:28] Luciel
    By the way, Monika-san, are you
    still glad you came here?
[09:31] Monika
    Yes! I get to spend a lot of time
    with adventurers and you, Luciel-sama,
[09:37] Monika
    and it feels like the days just fly by.
[09:40] Monika
    It's all thanks to you saving me.
[09:44] Monika
    Thank you very much!
[09:51] Monika
    Oh dear, I found a split end.
[09:52] Luciel
    Ah! Oopsie!
[09:54] Bazan
    What's up with those two?
[09:56] Basura
    Enjoying the spring of their lives.
[09:58] Sekiroth
    They sure are young.
[10:01] Bottaculli
    What is this all about?
[10:03] Bottaculli
    Our income and our number of slaves
    are half of what they were last year?!
[10:08] subordinate A
    Th-The truth is,
[10:10] subordinate A
    it has something to do with a healer
    affiliated with the Adventurers' Guild.
[10:13] Bottaculli
    Hmm?
[10:14] Bottaculli
    A healer, you say?
[10:28] Luciel
    Ow. Ouch.
[10:29] Nanaera
    Ah, I cannot allow that!
[10:31] Bottaculli
    Quit your squawking.
[10:32] Bottaculli
    Who do you think I am?
[10:34] Nanaera
    Wait!
[10:36] Bottaculli
    All right, which one is it.
[10:40] guard A
    I've spotted him. Over there.
[10:42] Bottaculli
    Hmm?
[10:43] Bottaculli
    So you're the healer living in this Guild?
[10:46] Luciel
    Yes. Yes, I am.
[10:48] Bottaculli
    Hmph. What an impudent brat.
[10:51] Luciel
    Who are you?
[10:53] Bottaculli
    If you don't know that, you're also ignorant.
[10:56] Bottaculli
    Listen here.
[10:58] Bottaculli
    I am the one and only head
    of the strongest clinic in Merratoni.
[11:03] Bottaculli
    I'm Bottaculli!
[11:04] Luciel
    Bottaculli...
[11:07] Luciel
    Oh!
[11:08] (Flashback) Luciel
    What kind of healer would
    do something like this?
[11:12] (Flashback) Monika
    It believe it was Bottaculli-san.
[11:16] Luciel
    The guy who tried to kill Monika!
[11:19] Bottaculli
    I'm giving you a direct order.
[11:21] Bottaculli
    You're going to quit healing at the
    Adventurers' Guild and come work at my clinic!
[11:27] Luciel
    I refuse.
[11:28] Bottaculli
    Wh-What did you say?
[11:30] Luciel
    I'm here on an official transfer
    from the Healers' Guild.
[11:34] Bottaculli
    I'm giving you a direct order out of mercy.
[11:37] Bottaculli
    What makes you think you can turn it down?
[11:39] Luciel
    "Mercy" is not about making threats
    and forcing someone to lose their job.
[11:45] Bottaculli
    How dare you!
[11:46] Luciel
    But why would I go to your
    clinic in the first place?
[11:49] Bottaculli
    Ever since you came to this Guild,
[11:52] Bottaculli
    the number of patients visiting
    my clinic has dropped off a cliff!
[11:56] Luciel
    A clinic is a place to save lives.
[11:59] Luciel
    What kind of patient would go to
    a place with such a horrible reputation?
[12:03] Bottaculli
    Are you telling me my clinic
    has a bad reputation?
[12:08] Luciel
    It's pretty clear it does.
[12:10] Luciel
    And yet, you're by far my senpai as a healer,
[12:12] Luciel
    and the head of the
    biggest clinic in Merratoni.
[12:15] Luciel
    As such, I wonder if I could ask you
    to teach me something, Bottaculli-san.
[12:19] Bottaculli
    Oh?
[12:21] Bottaculli
    I'll hear you out. I am
    by far your senpai, after all.
[12:24] Luciel
    That was easy.
[12:25] Luciel
    Well then, I will ask.
[12:28] Luciel
    When patients have bone
    fractures or severe illnesses,
[12:30] Luciel
    what kind of magic do you use
    at your clinic, Bottaculli-san?
[12:34] Bottaculli
    Get a load of this.
[12:35] Bottaculli
    I use High Heal! And at the
    unprecedented price of 30 gold coins!
SIGN    High-Level
    Recovery
    Magic
SIGN    30 Gold
    Coins!
[12:40] Luciel
    That is unprecedented.
[12:42] Bottaculli
    I know, right?
[12:43] Luciel
    I mean in a bad way.
[12:45] Luciel
    Then, if it's something like
    a forest wolf bite that draws blood?
[12:49] Bottaculli
    High Heal, obviously!
[12:51] Luciel
    And then, if the patient
    doesn't have the money to pay?
[12:55] Bottaculli
    I won't tell you that so easily.
[12:58] Bottaculli
    But I do have ways to get
    all the money I'm owed.
[13:01] Luciel
    By selling them to slave traders
    in other countries? Is that it?
[13:06] Luciel
    If it's a light wound, wouldn't Heal
    or Middle Heal be enough to save them?
[13:10] Bottaculli
    What would be the point
    of using such low-level magic now?
[13:14] Bottaculli
    What do I care if the patients'
    pockets are full or not?
[13:17] Bottaculli
    They come to the clinic to get saved, right?
[13:20] Bottaculli
    Why should I get complaints
    after saving them? Why?!
[13:24] Luciel
    He sure said that like he meant it!
[13:27] Luciel
    Is that how this guy built up
    the biggest clinic in Merratoni?
[13:32] Luciel
    Why don't you use more appropriate
    treatments to save more patients
[13:35] Luciel
    and earn money that way?
[13:36] Bottaculli
    We healers are not slaves.
[13:39] Bottaculli
    Why should I spend time on work
    that doesn't earn me money?
[13:43] Luciel
    That kind of work will
    only earn you resentment!
[13:46] Luciel
    And yet, don't you believe that
    recovery magic is a gift from God
[13:49] Luciel
    that is meant to help people?
[13:54] Bottaculli
    You're too green. You're too green, kid.
[13:57] Bottaculli
    I feel like I'm looking at my old self.
[14:01] Bottaculli
    I bet you've never been attacked
    for trying your very best to treat someone
[14:06] Bottaculli
    with recovery spells when you've
    already completely run out of magic.
[14:12] Luciel
    This man trained enough to
    be able to use High Heal.
[14:16] Luciel
    He may have once been a healer
    who was respected by the people.
[14:20] Luciel
    If so, he may still have
    some goodness left inside.
[14:24] Luciel
    If it ever came to that point,
    I might lose faith in humanity.
[14:28] Bottaculli
    Right?
[14:29] Bottaculli
    I won't do you wrong.
[14:31] Bottaculli
    If you know what's good
    for you, come to my place—
[14:33] Luciel
    However...
[14:34] Bottaculli
    Oh?
[14:35] Luciel
    Were you always only surrounded by enemies?
[14:39] Luciel
    Did you have no allies at all?
[14:41] Luciel
    Have you never considered that
    the people you've sold into slavery
[14:44] Luciel
    have families of their own?
[14:47] Bottaculli
    You don't know what
    you're talking about, punk!
[14:50] Luciel
    If you are able to recite High Heal,
    then you must have great powers!
[14:54] Luciel
    But if patients won't see you despite that,
[14:56] Luciel
    can't you see that there's
    a problem with your management?
[14:59] Luciel
    The way you work only brings about misery!
[15:03] Bottaculli
    I'm through with you.
[15:05] Bottaculli
    Now you've really made me mad.
[15:07] Bottaculli
    You, over there! Kill him now!
[15:11] Brod
    I'd like to see you try!
[15:15] Luciel
    Instructor Brod!
[15:17] Brod
    Lord Bottaculli, how much misfortune has
    your business practices caused until now?
[15:25] Brod
    Maybe I should take
    a very close look into that!
[15:32] Brod
    Get the hell out of here!
[15:34] guard A & B
    Y-Yes, sir!
[15:36] Luciel
    Thank you very much, Instructor!
[15:38] Luciel
    You just saved my life.
[15:40] Brod
    I never expected Bottaculli
    to set his sights on you.
[15:43] Luciel
    Yes, well, I still have a feeling
    he was once a good healer.
[15:51] Brod
    There have been some troublemakers
    asking around about you.
[15:56] Luciel
    I haven't done anything shady,
    so I don't care about that at all.
[16:00] Luciel
    I've only been here for a little over a year.
    No way anyone would have anything on me.
[16:05] Brod
    But some out there may come after you
    to win favor with Bottaculli.
[16:11] Luciel
    Why? Is that even fair?
[16:12] Brod
    That's why, starting today,
    I'm done training you as a healer.
[16:17] Brod
    Starting today, I'll train you the same
    as new gladiators and knights.
[16:21] Brod
    A Spartan education!
[16:23] Luciel
    Um, I'm only a healer.
[16:25] Brod
    Don't worry.
[16:26] Brod
    All I'll do is train you
    twice as hard as before
[16:29] Brod
    and increase your meal
    and Substance X portions.
[16:33] Luciel
    That makes me do nothing but worry!
[16:35] Brod
    There are times when
    a man must do what he can.
[16:38] Luciel
    Do you think that's going to convince me?
[16:41] Brod
    If you don't want to die,
    then shut up and obey!
[16:43] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir!
[16:50] Brod
    Stand up! Show me you can land one hit on me!
SIGN    Squeeze
[17:04] adventurer
    That must've killed him.
[17:07] adventurer
    He's still alive?!
[17:10] Luciel
    Here I go!
[17:11] Brod
    Come on!
[17:15] Luciel
    Take that!
SIGN    Uuugh
SIGN    Uuugh
[17:16] adventurers
    Th-This guy is a healer maso-zombie!
[17:21] Luciel
    Who are you calling a maso-zombie?!
[17:23] adventurer
    Oh, Maso? Aren't you zombie-ing today?
[17:26] Luciel
    Here, too?
[17:27] adventurer A
    We'll join in on the training, too.
[17:30] adventurer B
    Might not be as masochistic as you, though.
[17:32] adventurer C
    Let's work hard without becoming zombies!
[17:34] adventurer A; B; C
    Yeah!
[17:37] Luciel
    Now that I think of it, it seems like
    more people are training these days.
[17:41] Monika
    You're having an effect, Luciel-sama.
    They want to follow your example.
[17:45] Monika
    Survival rates have increased as well.
[17:48] Luciel
    Huh.
[17:50] Luciel
    So then what's this maso-zombie crap?
[17:53] Brod
    Hey, Luciel. You can already use
    barrier-type defensive spells, right?
[17:58] Luciel
    Yes, sir.
[17:59] Brod
    Okay. Cast one for me.
[18:01] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[18:02] Luciel
    Attack Barrier!
[18:04] Luciel
    Huh?
[18:06] Brod
    Hmm. I threw you pretty hard, but you
    aren't dead and aren't unconscious.
[18:12] Brod
    Nothing broken, right?
[18:13] Luciel
    What was that, all of a sudden?
[18:15] Brod
    I figured you wouldn't die
    with the barrier activated.
[18:18] Luciel
    But there must be a better way.
[18:20] Brod
    I gave you some warning, right?
[18:22] Brod
    There is such a thing as a surprise attack.
[18:25] Luciel
    Then this isn't training anymore.
[18:28] Brod
    Yeah. You're right.
[18:30] Luciel
    Huh?
[18:31] Brod
    Up to now, you've been training.
[18:34] Brod
    You didn't die and you
    didn't take too much damage.
[18:37] Brod
    But starting today, we're adding
    more pain to the program.
[18:40] Luciel
    What?
[18:41] Brod
    Use this.
[18:42] Luciel
    Huh?
[18:43] Brod
    Just do it.
[18:44] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir!
[18:50] Luciel
    It's the real thing. Does that
    mean this is a real fight now?
[18:54] Luciel
    Am I really in such bad shape?
[18:57] Brod
    No, not at all.
[18:59] Luciel
    Huh?
[19:00] Brod
    Over the last year, we built up
    your physical foundation.
[19:04] Brod
    You don't have any weird habits.
[19:06] Brod
    You also aren't naturally gifted,
    but we can keep working on that.
[19:10] Brod
    With materials like that, of course
    I'd want to make you an apprentice.
[19:14] Luciel
    A-Apprentice?
[19:15] Brod
    From now on, I'll train you as my apprentice.
[19:19] Brod
    You can start calling me Master.
[19:21] Luciel
    Y-Yes, Master Brod!
[19:23] Brod
    And one more thing.
    Until I say it's okay,
[19:27] Brod
    you're forbidden from checking
    your status and skill levels.
[19:30] Luciel
    Huh?
[19:31] Luciel
    That's the one thing that
    was keeping me motivated!
[19:34] Brod
    Of course, there's a good reason.
[19:35] Brod
    If you're only chasing after the numbers,
[19:38] Brod
    you'll lose sight of what
    it takes to become powerful.
[19:41] Brod
    No matter how high your status gets, if your
    head is chopped off your body, you're dead.
[19:46] Brod
    Even at your current level, if you thrust your
    sword into my neck with my guard down,
[19:50] Brod
    I'm dead.
[19:52] Brod
    Guys obsessed with status are
    useless when push comes to shove.
[19:58] Luciel
    I wonder if there was a time when
    even Master was obsessed with status.
[20:02] Luciel
    I understand.
[20:03] Brod
    Good! This time I won't take you by
    surprise, so put up a good barrier!
[20:08] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[20:09] Luciel
    Once I make it through this training,
    I'm sure I'll have a more peaceful life ahead.
[20:14] Brod
    Once you're used to it, try to imagine
    seeing yourself and your enemy
[20:17] Brod
    fighting from a bird's-eye view.
[20:19] Luciel
    I have to get that far into the zone?
[20:22] Luciel
    There's a huge gap between the level of
    performance he wants from me and where I am now.
[20:27] Luciel
    But still, I have to trust him.
[20:30] Luciel
    Instead of running, I have to land a blow!
[20:34] Luciel
    I'm still where I was when
    I started training a year ago.
[20:40] Brod
    Just so you know, I'm praying
    that you don't run away.
[20:43] Luciel
    I will give it my all!
[20:48] Luciel
    That's how I spent six days
    a week in this world.
[20:51] Luciel
    On the Day of Wind and Sun,
    martial arts and fighting.
[20:54] Luciel
    On the Day of Fire,
    swordsmanship and shielding.
[20:56] Luciel
    On the Day of Water, spearmanship.
[20:58] Luciel
    On the Day of Earth, throwing and archery.
[21:00] Luciel
    And on the Day of Darkness,
    scholarship and magic training.
[21:04] Luciel
    I started working hard to improve myself.
[21:10] henchman
    Bottaculli-sama, here is
    the report about that healer.
[21:14] Bottaculli
    One silver coin for one hour of treatment?
[21:17] Bottaculli
    It's guys like this who
    make me look like I'm greedy!
[21:22] Bottaculli
    What the hell is wrong with using
    the skills I was blessed with
[21:25] Bottaculli
    to try to become wealthy?!
[21:28] Bottaculli
    That damn hypocrite!
[21:31] Bottaculli
    Oh. I know.
[21:33] Bottaculli
    "The healer named Luciel-san is
    charging absurd prices for treatment
[21:38] Bottaculli
    and trying to interfere with my business.
[21:41] Bottaculli
    However, he does seem talented,
[21:43] Bottaculli
    so I'd like you to promote him
    to a position elsewhere."
[21:48] Bottaculli
    At least I'm not lying. There's no lie here.
[21:50] Bottaculli
    Take this to the head of the Healers' Guild.
[21:54] henchman
    Understood.
[21:57] Bottaculli
    This way, even if he realizes
    I'm the one who transferred him,
[22:00] Bottaculli
    it won't leave a mark on my reputation.
[22:02] Bottaculli
    Oh well! I guess I can put up
    with it for one year.
[22:22] Bottaculli
    Ah, my throat!
[23:55] narrator
    Bottaculli-san sure is a nasty guy, right?
[23:59] narrator
    Luciel-kun told me that where he's from,
[24:01] narrator
    after someone like that leaves,
    you "throw salt" for purification.
SIGN    Tear Ducts Destroyed
[24:05] narrator
    Next time: On a Journey.
SIGN    #6 On a Journey
[24:06] narrator
    Gulgar-san, please bring
    a whole barrel of salt!

Season 1

E6 - On a Journey

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[00:02] Luciel
    It's been six months since
    my exchange with Bottaculli,
[00:07] Luciel
    head of the largest clinic in town.
[00:14] Luciel
    Thank you for the food!
[00:31] Gulgar
    All things considered, you really
    have gotten into shape, huh?
[00:36] Brod
    He really has.
[00:38] Gulgar
    I bet when you're walking around outside,
    nobody even realizes you're a healer.
[00:42] Brod
    Yeah, because healers usually
    don't train for battle.
[00:46] Luciel
    Well, it's about time.
[00:48] Luciel
    I've even started to get over
    my fear of blades recently.
[00:53] Luciel
    Probably because I've been cut tons of times.
[00:55] Gulgar
    Huh?
[00:56] Brod
    Yeah, you surprise me and
    try to anticipate my attacks,
[00:59] Brod
    so sometimes you get nicked a little.
[01:01] Luciel
    But thanks to that, I'm at least
    confident that I can protect my life.
[01:06] Gulgar
    What else would I expect from the
    demon instructor and his maso-zombie pupil?
[01:10] Luciel
    Would you please leave that
    "maso-zombie" stuff out of it?
[01:13] Brod
    And what about me is demonic?
    I'm a very gentle teacher.
[01:18] Luciel & Gulgar
    Gentle? You?
[01:20] Brod
    I'm the very definition of it!
[01:23] Nanaella
    Luciel-kun!
[01:25] Nanaella
    You got a letter.
[01:27] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[01:29] Gulgar
    "Luciel-kun," she says!
[01:32] Gulgar
    Hold on. When did you two get so close?
[01:36] Luciel
    It doesn't mean anything special!
[01:38] Nanaella
    That's right! Luciel-kun has been here
    a long time, and we're nearly the same age.
[01:44] Brod
    So? Who's the letter from?
[01:47] Luciel
    It's, um... Huh?
[01:52] Luciel
    The Holy Church of Shurule.
[01:55] Luciel
    Guild headquarters?
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[03:28] Luciel
    I'll read it.
SIGN    #6 On a Journey
[03:31] Luciel
    Notice:
[03:32] Luciel
    To Luciel of the Merratoni Branch
     Healers' Guild.
[03:38] Luciel
    You are hereby called to work
    at the Holy Shurule Church headquarters.
[03:45] Luciel
    This is quite exceptional,
    but with your talent and efforts,
[03:49] Luciel
    you've reached Holy Magic Affinity
    level 5 at a young age.
[03:51] Luciel
    We received a recommendation
    commending your efforts to save lives
[03:55] Luciel
    and thereby came to this decision.
[03:58] Luciel
    As you are currently assigned
    to the Adventurers' Guild,
[04:02] Luciel
    we request that you transfer
    in the sixth month of this year,
[04:06] Luciel
    following the expiration
    of your assignment there.
[04:10] Luciel
    Signed "Pope Fluna Alludelli de Shurule."
[04:14] Brod
    He got us. I never expected him
    to go about it this way.
[04:19] Luciel
    What do you mean?
[04:20] Brod
    It's Bottaculli.
[04:22] Brod
    He figured out the Adventurers' Guild
    was protecting you here
[04:26] Brod
    and decided to ship you off to headquarters.
[04:28] Luciel
    Huh?
[04:30] Brod
    But he isn't really after you.
    He's trying to block all healing at the guild.
[04:36] Luciel
    That's why he's sending me
    all the way to headquarters?
[04:39] Luciel
    A promotion? Just a transfer?
[04:43] Brod
    At least we still have half a year.
[04:45] Brod
    In that time, alongside your Spartan training,
[04:48] Brod
    you'll keep treating
    all patients who need help.
[04:51] Brod
    No restrictions on numbers
    or people with light injuries.
[04:56] Luciel
    You got it!
[05:00] Luciel
    I said that, but...
[05:03] Luciel
    My magic isn't holding up.
[05:06] Luciel
    At this rate, I really will become a zombie.
[05:10] Cat Beastfolk
    Luciel?
[05:12] Cat Beastfolk
    Can you still treat people?
[05:14] Cat Beastfolk
    There are a bunch waiting outside.
[05:16] Luciel
    Magic gone...
[05:19] Luciel
    I'm dry...
[05:21] Gulgar
    No need to worry, Luciel!
[05:24] Luciel
    Gulgar-san?
[05:25] Cat Beastfolk
    Gross!
[05:26] Luciel
    That smell...
[05:27] Gulgar
    Substance X also helps you
    recover a little magic.
[05:32] Gulgar
    Here!
[05:33] Luciel
    Wh-What did you say?!
[05:36] Gulgar
    Down the hatch! Drink up and keep healing!
[05:41] Cat Beastfolk
    Th-That's the maso-zombie for you...
[05:52] Gulgar
    Hey.
[05:56] Gulgar
    Why are you looking so young and ripped?
[06:01] Brod
    It surprised me, too.
[06:03] Brod
    While teaching that kid,
    my martial arts skill hit level 7.
[06:08] Gulgar
    That's incredible.
[06:10] Gulgar
    The guy they call the Whirlwind, with S-rank
    martial and speed skills, got even stronger?
SIGN    The Whirlwind
[06:18] Brod
    That's all in the past.
[06:20] Gulgar
    If you'd waited to retire later,
    you might've even made SS rank.
[06:24] Brod
    None of that matters.
[06:26] Gulgar
    By the way, Luciel has been
    drinking that stuff this whole time,
[06:31] Gulgar
    but do you know what it does?
[06:34] Brod
    The old texts said it makes the body stronger
[06:37] Brod
    and improving your skills easier.
[06:43] Brod
    But I dunno if it really works or not.
[06:45] Gulgar
    It's too late now to tell him
    to stop drinking it.
[06:49] Gulgar
    Is it actually having an effect?
[06:53] Brod
    He's unmistakably stronger now
    than when he first came here.
[06:57] Gulgar
    Yeah. Still, it's wild that he's
    able to keep drinking that crap.
[07:02] Gulgar
    His breath stinks like hell afterward.
[07:07] Gulgar
    When he's chatting with
    Monika and Nanaella...
[07:10] (Flashback) Gulgar
    Here! The usual.
[07:15] (Flashback) Nanaella
    Ew!
[07:15] (Flashback) Monika
    It reeks!
[07:18] Gulgar
    That's how it goes.
[07:20] Brod
    Don't tease the kid too much.
[07:22] Brod
    This is a sensitive time for him.
    What if he loses it?
[07:27] Gulgar
    You think he's gonna act up?!
[07:30] Gulgar
    No way!
[07:32] Galba
    Brod and Gulgar, how are things?
[07:35] Brod
    Hey, Galba. Working hard as always, I see.
[07:37] Galba
    Not at all.
[07:40] Gulgar
    Bro, you good with an ale?
[07:43] Galba
    Sure.
[07:44] Brod
    So?
[07:45] Galba
    Well, the negotiations went all right.
[07:48] Galba
    Now, even after he gets there,
    he shouldn't be targeted.
[07:52] Brod
    And who's behind this?
[07:54] Galba
    Bottaculli, as we expected.
[07:58] Gulgar
    So, what's the next step, Bro?
[08:01] Galba
    Let's see...
[08:02] Galba
    It seems a lot of money is flowing
     to the head of the Healers' Guild.
[08:06] Galba
    I think it's time I put them out of business.
[08:10] Brod
    Never thought I'd see you let
    loose again after you retired.
[08:15] Galba
    Compared to what I did as an assassin,
    I think this is a lot cleaner.
[08:20] Galba
    I do get a sense that Luciel-kun
    is a little different from us,
[08:26] Galba
    but if he's so committed to surviving
    that he was willing to come to our guild,
[08:29] Galba
    he must be really serious.
[08:35] Galba
    I can't just leave a kid like that be.
[08:38] Brod
    You're right.
[08:40] Gulgar
    How much stronger do you think
    he'll get in half a year?
[08:43] Brod
    Well, he's level 1 now.
SIGN    Rank E
[08:45] Brod
    Rank E adventurers are
    the most he can handle.
SIGN    Rank E
SIGN    Tricks
[08:48] Brod
    But with tricks,
    he might be able to take a rank C.
SIGN    Rank C
SIGN    Tricks
[08:52] Brod
    So he still has a lot of room to grow.
[08:55] Gulgar
    Why don't you train him too?
[08:58] Galba
    If he still hasn't changed
    in a few years, I'll consider it.
[09:02] Brod
    If you trained him, he'd die!
[09:08] Gulgar
    B-By the way, don't you think it's
    about time he fell in love once or twice?
[09:14] Brod
    Why'd he change the subject like that?
[09:17] Galba
    It does seem like all of
    the receptionist girls like Luciel.
[09:21] Gulgar
    They just see him as a younger brother.
[09:21] Melina
    Luciel-kun!
[09:23] Mernell
    There, there.
[09:24] Gulgar
    He's kinda tall and has a good face,
SIGN    Maso-zombie
[09:27] Gulgar
    but everyone calls him
    a zombie and a masochist.
[09:27] Luciel
    Please hurt me more...
[09:30] Luciel
    I still do not accept that!
[09:34] Galba
    Isn't that thanks to his
    demon instructor and the bear chef?
[09:37] Gulgar
    What'd you say?!
[09:38] Gulgar
    I'm doing this out of kindness!
[09:40] Gulgar
    Don't lump me in with these brutes!
[09:42] Brod
    Hey. Who're you calling a brute?
[09:44] Gulgar
    Watch it, you! Be careful with my dishes!
[09:47] Gulgar
    I've told you a hundred times!
[09:49] Brod
    Well, I'm frickin' sorry!
[09:50] Brod
    I'll buy you a new one on my day off!
[09:52] Brod
    For now, gimme another!
[09:53] Gulgar
    I'd be my pleasure!
[09:54] Brod
    Thank you!
[09:56] Galba
    By the way, did I tell you already?
[09:59] (Flashback) Luciel
    Huh? What kind of girls I like?
[10:02] (Flashback) Galba
    Yeah. You're about the age
    for that, Luciel-kun.
[10:06] (Flashback) Luciel
    Um...
[10:09] (Flashback) Luciel
    I like a girl with a nice face and
    cute personality, I guess?
[10:16] Brod & Gulgar
    What?
[10:18] Galba
    When he eventually gets burned,
    let's all cheer him up, okay?
[10:22] Gulgar
    Sure, but that really makes ya worry
     for his future. Doesn't it, Brod?
[10:30] Brod
    Sure does.
SIGN    Six Months Later
[10:41] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[10:43] Luciel
    Half a year passed in a flash after
    I got the letter about transferring
[10:47] Luciel
    to the Holy Shurule Church headquarters.
[10:51] Brod
    Did you complete your renewal
    at the Healers' Guild?
[10:54] Luciel
    Yes! I've finally become an A-rank healer.
[10:58] Brod
    All right. So are you really
     going to the Holy City?
[11:02] Luciel
    Yes. If I defy an order from the pope,
[11:06] Luciel
    I feel like I'd face some kind
    of inquisition or weird accusations.
[11:10] Brod
    If church headquarters is corrupt,
    find a way to escape and come back.
[11:14] Luciel
    Okay.
[11:15] Brod
    Now then, why did you call me
    to the training hall one last time?
[11:20] Brod
    Not here to confess
    your love for me, are you?
[11:22] Luciel
    Definitely not that. But...
[11:26] Luciel
    I have a favor to ask.
[11:28] Brod
    Oh?
[11:45] Luciel
    It's been two years since I came to the guild.
[11:48] Luciel
    As a healer, I think I saved
    as many lives as I could.
[11:53] Brod
    Yeah.
[11:54] Luciel
    But there were still plenty I couldn't save.
[12:02] LUciel
    Once I'm gone, clinics like Bottaculli's
[12:05] LUciel
    are bound to keep doing
    what they've always done.
[12:09] LUciel
    New adventurers are poor,
[12:12] LUciel
    so they take risks to earn money
    and get injured in the process.
[12:17] LUciel
    Even with injuries that can
    be healed if treated quickly,
[12:20] LUciel
    if they don't have money to pay a clinic,
    waiting too long may costs them their lives.
[12:26] LUciel
    And even if a clinic will treat and save them,
[12:30] LUciel
    if the clinic demands an unreasonable fee,
    it can ruin an adventurer's life.
[12:35] LUciel
    I'd like to avoid both of those scenarios.
[12:43] Luciel
    With that in mind,
[12:44] Luciel
    will you start a training course for rookies?
[12:50] Luciel
    Not just basic training, but also monster
    butchery and medicinal herb identification.
[12:55] Luciel
    The instructors should be guild employees
    or former high-level adventurers only.
[13:00] Brod
    To prevent newbies from
    immediately going bankrupt?
[13:03] Luciel
    Yes. I think training even
    once a week would help.
[13:07] Luciel
    Just like how everyone helped me
    when I came to this world.
[13:11] Luciel
    Just like how I had such good instruction.
[13:15] Brod
    But why ask me for that?
    Adventurers are responsible for themselves.
[13:21] Luciel
    Because having an instructor like you
    is what made me stronger.
[13:27] Luciel
    In the same way, or something close to it,
[13:30] Luciel
    if adventurers get stronger
    and increase their basic knowledge,
[13:33] Luciel
    their injury rates should go down.
[13:35] Luciel
    And if that happens,
    clinics will get fewer patients
[13:40] Luciel
    and I'll have to figure out
    what to do with myself.
[13:44] Brod
    Even though you're a healer,
    you want to disrupt the clinics?
[13:48] Luciel
    At heart, I'm more of an adventurer.
[13:52] Luciel
    All of the adventurers I've met here
    are such good people.
[13:59] Luciel
    That's why I'd like you to create
    a system that helps them succeed.
[14:07] Brod
    I see.
[14:09] Brod
    Say, Luciel, do you really think you
    grew under my instruction?
[14:14] Luciel
    I still lack skills and I'm pretty clumsy,
    but I feel I've grown a lot mentally.
[14:23] Luciel
    A lot's happened over the last two years,
[14:25] Luciel
    but I'm so glad I could
    study under you, Master.
[14:35] Brod
    You think my training is over
    after just two years?
[14:39] Luciel
    No, not at all!
[14:40] Luciel
    I still haven't even landed one hit!
[14:44] Brod
    That's fine.
[14:46] Brod
    I'll think about starting a course.
[14:49] Luciel
    Thank you very much!
[14:51] Brod
    Now, there's something I want to ask you too.
[14:55] Luciel
    What is it?
[14:56] Brod
    It's about Monika.
[14:58] Brod
    There's nothing wrong with her work,
[15:01] Brod
    but is it really okay to employ her here?
[15:05] Luciel
    I'm the one who brought
    her over from the Healers' Guild.
[15:14] Luciel
    I'm responsible for her being here,
    and considering her safety,
[15:18] Luciel
    keeping her here is probably for the best.
[15:20] Luciel
    But the decision is up to her.
[15:24] Brod
    I see. You guys are close, so I thought
    she'd have asked you for advice.
[15:30] Luciel
    For something like that,
    she may have talked to Nanaella-san.
[15:34] Brod
    I guess so.
[15:36] Brod
    Well then, should we get going?
[15:38] Luciel
    Yeah. I still need to pack my things.
[15:43] Brod
    Hey! You two over there!
[15:46] Luciel
    Huh?
[15:49] Luciel
    Huh? H-Huh?!
[15:51] Brod
    I'll go on ahead.
[15:54] Luciel
    Wh-What are you two doing here?
[16:00] Luciel
    Still, good timing. I wanted
    to thank you both properly.
[16:05] Monika
    That's okay!
[16:07] Nanaella
    Please, lift your head.
[16:09] Nanaella
    You're an inspiration
    to the beastfolk, Luciel-kun.
[16:12] Nanaella
    It's awkward to have you bow like that.
[16:15] Monika
    It's only because you were there
    that I'm still alive, Luciel-kun.
[16:20] Monika
    Then you brought me to such a safe place.
    Thank you so much.
[16:27] Nanaella
    If you ever get into trouble, Luciel-kun...
[16:30] Monika
    We'll always do our best to help you
     in any way we can.
[16:35] Luciel
    Nanaella-san, Monika-san...
[16:39] Luciel
    I also need to tell them how I really feel.
[16:43] Luciel
    Nanaella-san, you helped me with
    my studies and even my laundry.
[16:47] Luciel
    You've seen me at my lowest.
[16:52] Luciel
    I only made it through Brod's training
    because you were there for me.
[16:56] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[17:03] Luciel
    And Monika-san, don't worry
    about me saving you.
[17:07] Luciel
    You've compensated me enough for that already.
[17:11] Luciel
    Saving you also helped me out.
[17:15] Monika
    What do you mean by that?
[17:17] Luciel
    Master's training was extremely hard.
[17:20] Luciel
    But after I brought you here, Monika-san,
[17:24] Luciel
    there was no way I could
    run away with you watching.
[17:27] Monika
    Are you saying I've been a burden?
[17:32] Luciel
    Not at all.
[17:34] Luciel
    Running away becomes a kind of habit.
[17:37] Luciel
    Once you run from something,
[17:39] Luciel
    when things get hard,
    you run away again on instinct.
[17:43] Luciel
    Monika-san, you were the anchor that
    kept me from fleeing my training.
[17:50] Luciel
    Even during the worst of it,
[17:52] Luciel
    after I saved you,
    I resolved myself not to run.
[17:58] Luciel
    That's how I made it to today.
[18:02] Luciel
    I'm grateful for that. I never
    once thought of you as a burden.
[18:07] Monika
    Luciel-kun...
SIGN    Tear Ducts Destroyed
[18:17] Nanaella
    Are you okay?
[18:20] Luciel
    I feel more than affection for them.
[18:22] Luciel
    They're friends who've protected me
    and fought by my side for two years.
[18:26] Luciel
    I want to promise them something.
[18:30] Luciel
    Um...
[18:32] Luciel
    I'm leaving here tomorrow and, to be honest...
[18:36] Luciel
    I don't know what's
    going to happen after that.
[18:39] Luciel
    But someday, let's all
    share a meal together again!
[18:45] Luciel
    In a world where life is worth so little,
[18:48] Luciel
    it's important to create
    reasons to keep on living.
[18:52] Luciel
    I'll work hard so that by that time, I can
    tell you exactly what my future goals are.
[18:56] Nanaella & Monika
    Okay!
[19:07] Luciel
    Wow! I made rank E?
[19:17] Luciel
    Master.
[19:21] Luciel
    I promise I'll come back someday
    and finally land a hit!
[19:25] Brod
    Oh? If you can manage that,
    I'll do anything you ask.
[19:29] Luciel
    I'll have you drink five
    pitchers of Substance X.
[19:34] Brod
    That's really dirty!
[19:36] adventurer 1
    Hey, Luciel!
[19:38] adventurer 1
    Your luggage is loaded on the carriage.
[19:40] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[19:43] Luciel
    Well then, everyone,
[19:45] Luciel
    thank you for all you've done for me!
[19:48] Luciel
    My days never would have been so fruitful
    if you hadn't accepted me into this guild.
[19:54] Luciel
    Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
[19:59] Brod
    I speak on behalf of us all.
[20:05] Brod
    You really did a great job.
[20:08] Brod
    Lots of adventurers
    have been saved thanks to you.
[20:13] Brod
    Plenty of folks didn't quit
    or lose their families thanks to you.
[20:23] Luciel
    Thank you so much!
[20:24] Brod
    Okay, enough. I can't take the sappy stuff.
[20:33] Brod
    Here. This is your farewell gift.
[20:36] Luciel
    What is it?
[20:37] Brod
    It's a magical bag.
[20:39] Brod
    You can put up to ten things in it. Anything.
[20:41] Brod
    And the leather pouch has money in it.
[20:48] Brod
    It's a token of our gratitude.
[20:51] Nanaella
    Take good care of yourself, okay?
[20:53] Monika
    Don't forget the promise you made.
[20:53] Melina
    Come on, try to say goodbye with a smile.
[20:56] adventurer
    You'd better come back, maso-zombie!
[20:59] Cat Beastfolk
    Be sure to bring us back something nice!
[21:10] Luciel
    I can't...
[21:11] Luciel
    I only did... what I had to!
[21:18] Brod
    Quit crying!
[21:20] Brod
    Just come back and work
    for us for cheap again.
[21:22] Brod
    That'll be enough!
[21:23] Luciel
    I will!
SIGN    Name: Luciel
    
    
    Job: Healer IV
    
    
    Age: 17
    Level: 1
    
    
    
    HP: 420
    MP: 160
    
    
    Magical Affinity: Holy
SIGN    Skills
    
    Assess Mastery I
    Monster Luck I
    Martial Arts V
    Magic Handling VII
    Magic Control VII
    Holy Magic Affinity VII
    Meditation V
    Focus VI
    Strength Recovery IV
    Magic Recovery VI
    Life Recovery V
    Throwing III
    Butchery II
    Detect Danger IV
    Ambulation II
    Parallel Thinking I
    Swordsmanship
    Shields I
    Spears I
    Archery I
    Short Incantation III
    Skip Incantation I
[21:31] Luciel
    I can't just keep crying, now can I?
[21:35] Luciel
    From now on, I'm on my own.
SIGN    Poison Resist VI
    
     Paralysis Resist VI
    
    Petrify Resist VI
    
     Sleep Resist VI
    
     Charm Resist II
    
     Curse Resist VI
    
     Enfeeble Resist VI
    
    Silence Resist VI
    
     Disease Resist VI
    
     Shock Resist II
[21:39] guard
    So you're Luciel?
[21:41] Luciel
    Yes.
[21:42] guard
    I heard about you.
[21:44] guard
    Your companions are waiting in that carriage.
[21:48] Luciel
    Companions?
[21:50] Luciel
    My name is Luciel. I'm pleased to meet you!
[21:53] Bazan
    Yo.
[21:54] Basura
    What took you so long?
[21:56] Sekiroth
    We've been waiting.
[22:02] Bazan
    Come on, what are you crying for?
[22:05] Luciel
    I'm shorry!
SIGN    Titles
    
    
    Shaper of Destiny
    (All Stats +10)
    
    Protection of the God of Fate
    (SP Acquisition Rate Up)
    
    Adventurer's Guild Rank E
SIGN    Healers' Guild Rank A
[23:55] Monika
    Luciel-kun, did you forget
    we promised to go on a date
[23:59] Monika
    if you reach Holy Magic Affinity
    level 5 by the time you're twenty?
[24:03] Monika
    Next time: "The Holy City of Shurule."
[24:05] Monika
    What? You actually like boys,
    Luciel-kun? No wonder!
SIGN    #7 The Holy City of Shurule

Season 1

E7 - The Holy City of Shurule

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[00:08] Driver
    The city's in view now!
[00:11] Luciel
    Whoa. That's the Holy City of Shurule?
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN    #7 The Holy City of Shurule
[01:49] Bazan
    So, what's next?
[01:51] Bazan
    Go straight to the church to pick a fight?
[01:54] Luciel
    Actually, I'm about out of Substance X.
[01:57] Bazan
    In that case, off to
    the Adventurers' Guild first?
[02:00] Luciel
    You all can report in to say
     you've finished escorting me.
[02:04] Luciel
    Convenient, right?
[02:05] Sekiroth
    And what are you really thinking?
[02:07] Luciel
    I'm worried I'll get picked on at the guild,
     so will you please come with me?
[02:12] Sekiroth
    Why don't you go with him, Bazan?
[02:14] Sekiroth
    We'll wait here in the carriage.
[02:16] Bazan
    Tch. Guess I've got no choice.
[02:26] Luciel
    It's built the same way.
[02:27] Bazan
    Luciel, over here.
[02:30] Luciel
    Oh? To reception?
[02:32] Bazan
    Never mind that. Over here.
[02:36] Milty
    Welcome. Did you place an order?
SIGN    Milty
[02:39] Luciel
    The cafeteria is the same, too.
[02:41] Bazan
    Is the master here?
[02:42] Milty
    Yes. And you are?
[02:44] Bazan
    Bazan of Lineage of the White Wolf.
[02:46] Bazan
    I stopped by to introduce
    Luciel here to the master.
[02:52] Milty
    Is that right?
[02:53] Milty
    I'll go call him. Would you mind
    waiting here for a moment?
[02:57] Bazan
    Sure.
[03:00] Bazan
    Luciel, don't judge a book by its cover.
[03:02] Luciel
    Huh?
[03:03] Bazan
    That waitress... She's at least
    as powerful as I am.
[03:08] Master
    Well, look who showed up! If it isn't Bazan!
SIGN    Master
[03:12] Master
    Been ages.
[03:14] Bazan
    Yeah. Let me introduce you to my friend here.
[03:17] Luciel
    My name is Luciel. I'm a healer, actually.
[03:23] Luciel
    Been a while since I got that reaction.
    I can feel the animosity.
[03:27] Master
    That must mean you're...
[03:29] Bazan
    Know the guy living at
    the Adventurers' Guild in Merratoni?
[03:33] Master
    Huh. So you are Brod's apprentice.
[03:36] Master
    But I bet you're not just here to say hello.
[03:39] Bazan
    You can place the order yourself.
[03:41] Luciel
    Okay.
[03:42] Luciel
    May I order Substance X by the barrel?
[03:46] Milty
    Um, would you mind repeating that?
[03:49] Luciel
    I'd like three large barrels of Substance X.
[03:52] adventurer A
    Three barrels?
[03:53] adventurer B
    Is he magic affiliation?
[03:53] adventurer C
    That stench is enough to scare monsters away!
[03:56] Luciel
    Do you have to put it like that?
[03:58] Master
    Drink this.
[04:00] Master
    I can't give Substance X
    to people who can't handle it.
[04:04] Luciel
    All right.
[04:11] adventurer A
    He's a monster!
[04:12] adventurer B
    He must be that super masochistic healer!
[04:14] adventurer C
    I thought he was an urban legend!
[04:16] Luciel
    I can hear you, you know!
[04:20] Luciel
    Thanks for the drink!
[04:21] Luciel
    Now, can I get my order?
[04:24] Master
    F-Fine. As long as you use it responsibly.
[04:30] Master
    All ready for ya.
[04:31] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[04:33] Luciel
    I'll come back when I run out.
[04:36] Master
    Luciel the healer...
[04:38] Master
    Is it true that you treat people
    for a mere silver coin?
[04:43] Luciel
    Everyone at the Adventurers' Guild
    in Merratoni was very good to me.
[04:47] Luciel
    If nobody gives me trouble here,
     I'll think about it.
[04:54] driver
    Luciel, we're in front
    of church headquarters.
[04:57] Luciel
    Okay!
[05:01] Luciel
    This?
[05:02] Luciel
    It's huge!
SIGN    Healers' Guild Headquarters
[05:06] Bazan
    I guess this is the end of our journey.
[05:09] Luciel
    Yeah. Thank you for bringing me this far.
[05:13] Bazan
    It's my pleasure to guard
    the man who saved my life.
[05:17] Sekiroth
    He's right. You saved us, Luciel-kun.
[05:22] Bazan
    Welp, you better work hard enough to earn
    that spell tome you got for free.
[05:27] Luciel
    I will. R-Really and truly...
[05:30] Luciel
    Thank you so much!
[05:35] Bazan
    Next time, I hope we can
    grab a drink together!
[05:39] Luciel
    Yeah.
[05:41] Luciel
    This sure feels lonely.
[05:44] Luciel
    Like the first day after being
    transferred to a new office.
[05:49] Luciel
    That spell tome I got has to be valuable.
[05:52] Luciel
    I bet it's super expensive.
[05:55] Luciel
    I'll work hard to repay that favor.
[05:57] Luciel
    Now then, to church headquarters!
[06:00] Luciel
    But... what am I supposed
    to do now that I'm here?
[06:07] Luciel
    Excuse me.
[06:10] Luciel
    It's huge!
[06:12] Receptionist A
    Welcome.
[06:16] Receptionist A
    This is the Healers' Guild headquarters.
[06:18] Receptionist B
    How may we help you today?
[06:21] Luciel
    My name is Luciel.
[06:23] Luciel
    On the pope's orders,
    I was told to transfer here.
[06:28] Luciel
    I'd like to speak with
    a supervisor, if possible.
[06:31] Receptionist A
    Please wait a moment.
[06:34] Luciel
    Is that a device that allows
    telepathic communication?
[06:38] Receptionist B
    You are rather well informed, Luciel-sama.
[06:40] Luciel
    Oh, not at all!
[06:42] Luciel
    I just saw something like it
    at the Adventurers' Guild before.
[06:45] Receptionist B
    The Adventurers' Guild? Really?
[06:48] Luciel
    Is it that unusual for a healer
    to go to the Adventurers' Guild?
[06:53] Receptionist A
    Ah, here he is.
[06:57] Granhart
    Are you Luciel-dono?
[07:00] Granhart
    My name is Granhart.
SIGN    Granhart
[07:01] Granhart
    I am a priest here.
[07:04] Granhart
    I'm also the one who summoned you.
[07:06] Granhart
    Please come with me.
[07:08] Luciel
    All right.
[07:09] Receptionists
    Please take care.
[07:17] Luciel
    An automatic door?
[07:19] Granhart
    Go in.
[07:20] Luciel
    Okay.
[07:28] Luciel
    Whoa.
[07:30] Luciel
    An elevator?
[07:32] Granhart
    This is a magical elevating platform.
[07:34] Granhart
    You can use your magic to activate it
     and move it up or down.
[07:38] Luciel
    Are there any other entrances?
[07:41] Granhart
    No, there aren't.
[07:42] Granhart
    It's said that this was designed
    to prevent outsiders from entering freely.
[07:48] Luciel
    Is that right?
[07:49] Luciel
    Was it really to keep people out
    or to keep people in?
[08:00] Lumina
    What's this?
[08:02] Luciel
    Aren't you the person I took
    to the Healer's Guild in Merratoni?
[08:05] Luciel
    Lumina-sama!
[08:07] Luciel
    I didn't think I'd see her here so soon!
[08:09] Luciel
    That must be Monster Luck-sensei
    at work again!
[08:15] Lumina
    I believe your name was...
[08:17] Lumina
    Louis-kun.
[08:18] Luciel
    Splat!
[08:19] Lumina
    Now that you're here, Louis-kun...
[08:21] Luciel
    Lumina-sama, my name is Luciel.
[08:26] Luciel
    Thank you very much
    for your help in Merratoni.
[08:29] Luciel
    I'm surprised you recognized me.
[08:31] Lumina
    Yes, I remembered how crystal clear
    your magical aura was.
[08:36] Luciel
    Did you really?
[08:38] Luciel
    Magical aura? Maybe she has
    a special skill or something.
[08:42] Lumina
    I'd like to talk to you about something.
[08:48] Lumina
    But it looks like you just arrived,
    so just come by my room later.
[08:52] Luciel
    Is that all right?
[08:53] Lumina
    Yes, of course. Sorry
    to impose, Granhart-dono.
[08:58] Granhart
    Lumina-sama, you are the captain
    of the Valkyrie paladin regiment.
[09:03] Granhart
    It's hardly an imposition.
[09:05] Luciel
    What an awkward vibe.
[09:08] Lumina
    Well then, see you later.
[09:09] Luciel
    R-Right.
[09:16] Luciel
    This looks like a torture chamber.
[09:19] Granhart
    It's merely a storage room. Don't worry.
[09:22] Luciel
    A storage room for torture equipment?
[09:29] Granhart
    Now then, let's get to business.
[09:33] Granhart
    I was surprised to receive this
    letter from the Merratoni branch.
[09:37] Granhart
    It claims you provide treatments that
    are damaging to other healers' businesses.
[09:42] Granhart
    I would like to know the truth.
[09:44] Luciel
    So that's what this is. Granhart-san's
    only trying to get to the bottom of things.
[09:49] Luciel
    In that case, I have a way to handle this.
[09:52] Luciel
    I need to think back on what it was like
    when I was about to be promoted at work!
[09:57] Luciel
    In a sense, it is true.
[09:59] Granhart
    So you admit your crimes?
[10:03] Luciel
    I told Granhart-san about the problems with
    healers and money that I'd witnessed
[10:08] Luciel
    in the two years that I was in Merratoni.
[10:11] Luciel
    As a solution, I proposed making
    treatment fees more transparent
[10:15] Luciel
    so people could safely
    receive treatment without worry.
[10:19] Granhart
    Very well. I will discuss this with
    the other priests and the archbishop.
[10:24] Luciel
    Thank you very much for your understanding.
[10:27] Luciel
    But then, what exactly
    should I do after this?
[10:31] Granhart
    Here is your letter of
    appointment, Luciel-dono.
[10:34] Granhart
    You are hereby assigned to the Church
     of St. Shurule's spiritual cleansing unit.
[10:40] Granhart
    You will be given the position
    of both deacon and exorcist.
[10:43] Luciel
    Huh? Spiritual cleansing unit?
SIGN    Spiritual cleansing unit?
SIGN    Exorcist?
[10:47] Luciel
    Exorcist?
[10:48] Granhart
    Starting tomorrow, you will work to
    exorcise the undead at a specified location.
[10:54] Granhart
    Your wages will be
    twenty gold coins per month.
[10:58] Luciel
    Twenty gold coins?!
[11:00] Luciel
    That's like twenty million yen!
[11:02] Luciel
    Not per year, but per month*?!
[11:03] Granhart
    You will start tomorrow,
    so turn in early tonight.
[11:07] Luciel
    Yes, sir.
[11:08] Luciel
    I should've known I'd get*
    a promotion at headquarters!
[11:12] Luciel
    But... am I gonna be okay?
[11:18] Guide
    These are Lumina-sama's quarters.
[11:20] Luciel
    Thank you very much.
[11:22] Guide
    Not at all.
[11:24] Luciel
    I'm kind of nervous.
[11:26] Luciel
    It's Luciel.
[11:28] Lumina
    You can come in.
[11:34] Lumina
    Were you summoned here?
    Or was it a transfer?
[11:38] Luciel
    I received a letter from the pope
    saying that I would be transferred here.
[11:42] Lumina
    Getting a letter from Fluna-sama means
    you must be extremely special, Luciel-kun.
[11:48] Luciel
    I wouldn't call it that. In fact...
[11:52] Lumina
    I see. So what kind of work
    will you be doing now?
[11:56] Luciel
    I'm supposed to go exorcise
    the undead somewhere.
[12:00] Lumina
    Luciel-kun, this new assignment
    might put you in danger.
[12:05] Luciel
    Huh?
[12:06] Lumina
    Under the old guild headquarters building,
[12:09] Lumina
    there's a cemetery where
    the founders are enshrined.
[12:12] Lumina
    Several decades ago,
    it transformed into a labyrinth.
[12:15] Luciel
    A labyrinth? If magic continues to build
    somewhere it naturally gathers,
[12:20] Luciel
    it will absorb the desires
    and grudges of the living
[12:24] Luciel
    and begin conjuring monsters and loot.
[12:26] Lumina
    Oh? You're full of surprises.
[12:28] Lumina
    I thought you were supposed
    to be totally ignorant.
[12:30] Luciel
    Well, I did study hard for two whole years.
SIGN    SMUG
[12:33] Lumina
    Is that right?
[12:35] Lumina
    While watching to make sure no
    monsters escape the labyrinth,
[12:39] Lumina
    you try to thin them out.
[12:41] Lumina
    That will be your job.
[12:43] Luciel
    What types of monsters are there?
[12:45] Lumina
    Undead like skeletons, zombies, and ghosts.
[12:49] Luciel
    Can I fight those...?
[12:51] Lumina
    You can wipe them out instantly
     with holy purification spells.
[12:56] Lumina
    Don't you have considerable
    combat training as well, Luciel-kun?
[12:59] Luciel
    How'd she get intel on me?!
[13:02] Luciel
    Um, are there any pros to this work?
[13:06] Lumina
    Anything you gather in the labyrinth is yours.
[13:10] Lumina
    If you're lucky, you may find treasure.
[13:12] Lumina
    And if you sell your monster drops,
[13:14] Lumina
    you can purchase special
    exclusive tomes the Church sells.
[13:18] Luciel
    So there's a way for me
    to get stronger here, too!
SIGN    Hrrrgh...
SIGN    Aaah...
SIGN    Hrrrgh...
[13:24] Luciel
    But what if I get bit by
    a zombie and turn into one?!
[13:27] Luciel
    The maso-zombie becomes a real zombie...
[13:29] Luciel
    Wait, who are you calling a maso-zombie?!
[13:32] Lumina
    They may have poison, but I've never
    heard of anyone turning into a zombie.
[13:36] Luciel
    I'm relieved to hear that.
[13:39] Lumina
    Still, there are cons to this work, too.
[13:41] Lumina
    It smells terrible. Worse yet...
SIGN    It's the
    worst...
[13:45] Lumina
    The stink sticks to your clothes and people
    give you nasty looks when you get close.
[13:49] Luciel
    I don't see the problem.
[13:51] Luciel
    I'm used to that from Substance X.
[13:56] Lumina
    Oh dear. I'm sorry, but it's getting late.
[14:00] Luciel
    Thank you very much for today.
[14:02] Luciel
    I hope we cross paths again soon.
[14:04] Lumina
    Indeed. I hope we do as well.
[14:11] Luciel
    Now I know why I was sent to the Holy City
    and what I'm meant to do here.
[14:15] Luciel
    So I'll keep it up, just like when
[14:19] Luciel
    I was reincarnated
    and found my way to Merratoni.
[14:22] Luciel
    I'll do whatever I can
    to survive in this world.
[14:27] Luciel
    Good morning.
[14:28] Granhart
    It looks like you finally made it.
[14:30] Luciel
    I must have kept you waiting.
    Please accept my apologies.
[14:34] Jord
    Oh, it's all right. I'm sure Granhart-sama
    didn't tell you what time to come anyway.
SIGN    Jord
[14:41] Jord
    Nice to meet you. I'm Jord.
[14:44] Jord
    I'm your predecessor here.
[14:46] Luciel
    I'm Luciel. It's nice to meet you.
[14:49] Granhart
    First, you need to take this.
[14:52] Luciel
    What is it?
[14:53] Granhart
    A robe given to healers and
    knights here at headquarters
SIGN    Rank A or Above
[14:56] Granhart
    who hold rank A or above.
[14:58] Granhart
    It is specially sewn with holy
    silver threads that ward off miasma.
SIGN    Wards Off Miasma
SIGN    Holy Silver Threads
[15:03] Luciel
    Sounds expensive.
[15:05] Granhart
    It costs ten platinum coins.
SIGN    10 Platinum Coins!!
[15:06] Luciel
    That's like one billion yen!
[15:09] Granhart
    I'll also give you this.
[15:11] Granhart
    With this, you won't need my permission
    to use the magic elevating platform.
[15:15] Granhart
    You can even go outside.
[15:17] Luciel
    Really? Thank you so... much?
[15:21] Luciel
    What?
[15:22] Granhart
    I have to give it to you
    because I'm short on time,
[15:25] Granhart
    but you had best not
    cause any trouble. Understood?
[15:30] Granhart
    If you go out, you may not bring
    anyone back to headquarters.
[15:33] Granhart
    Not invalids, not children, not pets.
[15:36] Granhart
    Swear it, or I won't hand this over.
[15:39] Luciel
    That's a lot of stingy details.
[15:41] Luciel
    But it's not like I have a choice.
[15:44] Luciel
    I swear it.
[15:45] Granhart
    Good.
[15:47] Granhart
    Jord and I shall be your witnesses.
[15:52] Luciel
    What was that?
[15:54] Granhart
    A vow.
[15:55] Granhart
    If you break your promise, you will
    no longer be able to use the card.
[15:59] Granhart
    There will also be penalties,
    so you'd best be careful.
[16:04] Luciel
    Penalties?! Is that what
    the torture chamber is for?
SIGN    TOR
SIGN    TURE
[16:10] Jord
    The Church's penalties are unusually strict.
[16:14] Luciel
    Got it.
[16:15] Granhart
    Jord, you can handle the rest.
[16:18] Jord
    All right.
[16:22] Jord
    Well, let's head to the labyrinth.
[16:24] Jord
    But one thing first.
[16:26] Jord
    You should put that robe on.
[16:28] Luciel
    Okay!
[16:33] Jord
    Here we are. This is the labyrinth entrance.
SIGN    Pew
[16:42] Luciel
    Ugh! She wasn't kidding. It reeks.
SIGN    Pew
[16:45] Luciel
    It smells like rotting flesh.
    Still better than Substance X, though.
[16:49] Jord
    The monsters come up from underground.
[16:51] Luciel
    I see.
[16:53] Jord
    Here's one.
[16:54] Luciel
    Wow, we've hit our first zombie!
[16:57] Luciel
    I've seen them in movies and stuff!
[16:59] Luciel
    This is the real thing!
[17:02] Jord
    Just watch for now.
[17:03] Luciel
    Okay.
[17:04] Jord
    O holy touch of healing.
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[17:09] Jord
    I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
[17:13] Jord
    and return these unclean beings
    to the path from whence they came.
[17:18] Jord
    Purification!
[17:23] Jord
    And that's how it's done. This'll be
    your job starting today, Luciel-kun.
[17:27] Jord
    The undead are drawn to the living.
[17:30] Jord
    When one gets close, use the holy spell
    purification to exorcise them.
[17:35] Jord
    And this is a magical stone.
    Collect them in your satchel.
[17:38] Luciel
    Okay!
[17:38] Luciel
    Purification is a new spell
    I learned after leaving Merratoni.
[17:44] Luciel
    It's versatile magic that dispels impurity
    and curses. It also cleans things.
[17:48] Luciel
    It can even get the grime
    out of your lunch box.
SIGN    It even sanitizes!
[17:51] Luciel
    But what would you have done
    if I couldn't use purification?
[17:55] Jord
    You would have had to learn it on the job.
[17:58] Jord
    So anyway, good luck. Man, it reeks!
[18:02] Luciel
    Huh? Running from the stench...
[18:05] Luciel
    Oh well. Just gotta try to stay safe.
[18:11] Luciel
    The weapons Master Brod put in my magical
    bag are already coming in handy!
[18:16] Luciel
    All right! Time to exterminate zombies!
[18:21] Luciel
    I'm all ready to go,
    but I'm not finding any zombies.
[18:27] Luciel
    I guess I should start mapping.
[18:29] Luciel
    Like on graph paper.
    I might get lost otherwise.
[18:38] Luciel
    Oh my Lord! Oh my Buddha! Oh my ancestors!
[18:40] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[18:43] Luciel
    I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
[18:46] Luciel
    and return these unclean beings
    to the path from whence they came.
[18:50] Luciel
    Puri— Purifi—
[18:52] Luciel
    Purification!
[19:03] Luciel
    I accidentally cast it three times at once.
[19:05] Luciel
    Man, real zombies are seriously scary!
[19:09] Luciel
    Oh, that's right! I defeated some
    monsters, so I bet my level...
SIGN    Job: Healer
SIGN    Age: 17
SIGN    Level: 1
[19:14] Luciel
    hasn't gone up.
[19:16] Luciel
    Or is this labyrinth just
    an illusion? A training area?
[19:20] Luciel
    Is this how they haze newcomers here?
[19:23] Luciel
    But still...
[19:24] Luciel
    For twenty million a month, I'll dive in
    head first and use this place to train.
[19:31] Luciel
    If my level happens to go up, even better.
[19:33] Luciel
    But there's a limit to the number
    of times I can cast purification.
[19:38] Luciel
    Magical sword... purification!
[19:42] Luciel
    All that did was put the spell on my blade,
[19:47] Luciel
    but if I whack a zombie now,
[19:48] Luciel
    it should only use up
    one or two MP when I do.
[19:54] Luciel
    If I don't overdo it, I should
    recover that much right away.
[19:59] Luciel
    And I'm getting in sword training.
    Two birds with one stone!
[20:06] Luciel
    This is nothing compared
    to Master's training!
[20:09] Luciel
    It feels like they're standing still.
[20:11] Luciel
    Nobody can stop me now!
[20:14] Luciel
    Say, speaking of the undead, I wonder...
[20:18] Luciel
    Heal!
[20:21] Luciel
    I knew it! Using recovery magic
    on the undead actually damages them.
[20:26] Luciel
    Wait, that reeks! Purification!
[20:31] Luciel
    Okay. I've covered most of the first level.
[20:36] Luciel
    Guess that means I'm on to the second!
SIGN    Aaah...
SIGN    Rrrgh...
SIGN    Labyrinth, Second Level
[20:44] Luciel
    Yay! Monsters right from the start!
[20:47] Luciel
    Now if I could just get some treasure,
    this would be like
[20:50] Luciel
    the fantasy version
    of a test of courage for new hires.
[20:54] Luciel
    Is that what they call a will-o'-wisp?
[21:01] Luciel
    It's so weak!
[21:04] Luciel
    At this rate, the second
    level should be a breeze.
SIGN    GRUMBLE
[21:10] Luciel
    Maybe it's time for lunch.
[21:14] Luciel
    A sandwich!
[21:16] Luciel
    And Substance X...
[21:21] Luciel
    I guess Gulgar-san has a quota to meet,
    but I just can't get away from Substance X.
[21:32] Luciel
    Actually, thanks to this, the stench
    of the labyrinth doesn't bother me.
[21:37] Luciel
    Also, the monsters aren't attacking.
[21:40] Luciel
    Even though Jord said they
    were drawn to the living.
[21:46] Luciel
    So, the second level was like the first.
[21:51] Luciel
    Figuring I wouldn't get lost, I headed
    to the third and kept exploring.
SIGN    A mob of skeletons appears
[22:02] Luciel
    Purification! Purification!
[22:05] Luciel
    Purification!
SIGN    Out of magic
[22:17] Luciel
    And that's how, without too much trouble,
    I finished my first day of exploring.
[22:22] Luciel
    Let's call it a day!
[23:55] Granhart
    Torture devices?
SIGN    BLAH BLAH BLAH
[23:57] Granhart
    Oh. I'm just keeping them
    in the storage room.
[23:59] Granhart
    What reason would I have to use them
    at the Healers' Guild headquarters?!
[24:03] Granhart
    Next time: "A Threat in the Boss Room."
[24:05] Granhart
    I think I know how to,
    but I just don't use them at all.
SIGN    #8 A Threat in the Boss Room

Season 1

E8 - A Threat in the Boss Room

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[00:02] Jord
    Purification!
[00:06] Luciel
    What was that for?!
[00:07] Jord
    Hey, you made it out alive!
[00:10] Jord
    You disappeared into
    the labyrinth for half a day,
[00:13] Jord
    so I figured you'd become a zombie.
[00:17] Luciel
    Is this guy kind of an airhead?
[00:20] Luciel
    I was brought to the labyrinth on assignment.
[00:22] Luciel
    It's a den of the undead.
[00:26] Luciel
    My job is to defeat them.
[00:30] Luciel
    But even though I am, my level isn't budging.
SIGN    Job: Healer
SIGN    Age: 17
SIGN    Level: 1
[00:33] Luciel
    In other words, this place must really be...
[00:36] Luciel
    some kind of specialized training facility.
[00:39] Luciel
    The zombies are just illusions!
[00:40] Jord
    Why are you grinning like
    you've figured something out?
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[02:16] Jord
    You can exchange the magic stones
    you pick up for points at the shop.
SIGN    #8 A Threat in the Boss Room
[02:20] Luciel
    I see.
[02:23] Luciel
    Whoa!
[02:24] Jord
    You can purchase anything here
     with those points.
[02:28] Jord
    They even sell exclusive spell tomes
[02:31] Jord
    in addition to potions, magic items, and such.
[02:33] Luciel
    Wow, this is just like a video game.
[02:37] Jord
    Cattleya-san!
[02:38] Cattleya
    Jord-san?
[02:41] Cattleya
    Is the newcomer doing all right?
[02:43] Luciel
    My name is Luciel.
[02:46] Cattleya
    I'm Cattleya. Nice to meet you.
SIGN    Cattleya
[02:49] Cattleya
    Facing the undead must have been tough.
[02:52] Luciel
    I've built up a tolerance for their like,
     so it was fine.
[02:55] Luciel
    From horror movies and games and stuff.
[02:58] Cattleya
    My, that's rather impressive.
[03:00] Luciel
    Ah, a compliment! That makes me happy.
[03:04] Cattleya
    Now please turn in the magic
    stones you collected today.
[03:06] Luciel
    Oh... It was just a business smile.
[03:09] Luciel
    Th-Thank you.
[03:11] Cattleya
    Of course. I'll just be a moment.
[03:14] Cattleya
    Here you go.
[03:16] Cattleya
    In total, that amounted to 4,216 points.
[03:19] Jord
    Four thousand?!
[03:20] Cattleya
    Quite an impressive haul for your first day.
[03:23] Cattleya
    I haven't seen earnings like that in a while.
[03:25] Cattleya
    Care to buy anything?
[03:27] Luciel
    Oh... Um, let's see.
[03:30] Luciel
    Are those spell tomes for sale?
[03:33] Cattleya
    Certainly.
[03:35] Cattleya
    The most expensive is one million points.
[03:38] Luciel
    One million?!
[03:39] Luciel
    I won't be able to afford that for a while.
[03:42] Cattleya
    You'd have to earn 250 times
    what you did today.
[03:45] Luciel
    What about those weapons?
[03:47] Cattleya
    They're made from silver and holy silver,
[03:49] Cattleya
    forged especially for fighting the undead.
[03:52] Cattleya
    They were all crafted by dwarfs.
[03:55] Luciel
    Wow. Oh?
[03:57] Luciel
    That spear also looks nice. How much is it?
[04:00] Cattleya
    Weapons are 2,500 points each.
[04:03] Luciel
    What a steal! That must be below cost.
[04:06] Cattleya
    The only people who shop here
    are healers who work as exorcists.
[04:10] Cattleya
    Very few of them actually know how
    to use weapons, so nobody buys these.
[04:15] Cattleya
    Reselling them is forbidden by oath too.
    There's just no demand.
[04:18] Luciel
    Wow! This is too perfect for me!
[04:21] Luciel
    It must be Monster Luck-sensei at work again!
[04:26] Luciel
    Still, isn't that far too cheap?
[04:28] Luciel
    And why is there no demand?
[04:30] Cattleya
    You're asking why?
[04:32] Cattleya
    Surely you know healers can't recite
    spells while wielding a weapon.
[04:36] Luciel
    I mean, I can.
[04:38] Cattleya
    So now it's just dead stock
    filling up the warehouse.
[04:43] Luciel
    Okay, then when I'm done with work tomorrow,
[04:46] Luciel
    I'd like to purchase a sword and spear.
[04:48] Luciel
    I don't have enough points just yet.
[04:50] Cattleya
    My, you're an odd one.
[04:52] Cattleya
    Fine, since you're a first-time customer,
    I'll let you have them both for 4,000 points.
[04:56] Luciel
    Will you really?!
[04:59] Cattleya
    Just don't get yourself killed.
[05:02] Luciel
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:03] Luciel
    I'll be careful to start
    earning even more tomorrow!
[05:05] Cattleya
    You really are an odd one.
[05:10] Cattleya
    Oh, and Jord-san, good work up until now.
[05:13] Jord
    Yeah... Right.
[05:18] Luciel
    I finished my first day on the job!
[05:21] Luciel
    I guess my next goal is that
    one-million-point tome.
[05:27] Luciel
    It's so nice to be able to see
    my earnings adding up.
[05:30] Luciel
    Reminds me of collecting store
    loyalty points in my past life.
[05:34] Luciel
    Now...
[05:36] Luciel
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[05:38] Granhart
    Well?
[05:39] Luciel
    What?
[05:40] Granhart
    How are things going?
[05:42] Luciel
    N-No big problems so far.
[05:45] Granhart
    Is that right? That's fine, then.
[05:47] Luciel
    Thanks for worrying about me.
[05:50] Granhart
    Next, regarding your wages, they'll be
[05:52] Granhart
    deposited into your guild account
     at the start of the month.
[05:54] Granhart
    You can check the balance
     at reception downstairs.
[05:57] Granhart
    Also, if you need any equipment,
    you may use what's in the storage room.
[06:03] Luciel
    Thank you!
[06:04] Granhart
    Be sure to only take what you require.
[06:08] Luciel
    All right.
[06:09] Granhart
    Moreover, make sure you eat
     three complete meals a day.
[06:12] Granhart
    Don't forget to brush your teeth afterward.
[06:14] Granhart
    And don't let yourself become a night owl.
[06:15] Granhart
    Be sure to get ample sleep,
    lest you find yourself unable to focus.
[06:20] Granhart
    Your job is a matter of life or death.
[06:22] Granhart
    You lose focus, you lose your life.
[06:25] Granhart
    Never forget that.
[06:26] Granhart
    Also...
[06:28] Granhart
    Here's your clerical robe.
[06:30] Luciel
    Huh?
[06:31] Granhart
    You should wear this inside headquarters.
[06:34] Luciel
    Oh, thank you very much.
[06:35] Luciel
    This is what he went out of his way for?
[06:37] Granhart
    Do you fully understand what
    it means to don a clerical robe?
SIGN    BLAH BLAH BLAH
[06:42] Granhart
    God has granted us a rare gift
    in the form of recovery magic,
[06:45] Granhart
    and that gift means shouldering
     a titanic responsibility.
[06:48] Granhart
    In essence, the clerical robe is not
    merely a symbol of position or affiliation.
[06:52] Granhart
    It is also a means of reminding you
    of your obligations as a healer.
[06:56] Granhart
    We are always being tested
    and must never forget that even for a moment.
[06:59] Granhart
    Now, excuse me.
[07:00] Luciel
    Y-Yes, sir.
[07:05] Luciel
    Was he waiting here just to give me this?
[07:09] Luciel
    I feel like I have a better sense
     of what kind of guy he is.
[07:13] Luciel
    Or maybe not.
SIGN    The Next Day
[07:21] Luciel
    Ready to roll!
[07:22] Luciel
    I bet if Master saw me now,
    he'd beat me to a pulp.
SIGN    Dual Spear-Sword Style
[07:26] Luciel
    But I always wanted to try this!
[07:28] Luciel
    It'll be great if I can pull it off.
SIGN    Slash!!
[07:30] Luciel
    I just have to mind my form.
SIGN    Block!!
SIGN    Thrust!!
SIGN    Day Two
[07:33] Luciel
    My second day of exploring the labyrinth...
[07:36] Luciel
    was just mapping and exploring,
[07:39] Luciel
    plus defeating more zombie illusions.
[07:41] Luciel
    Wait, they're carrying weapons now?
[07:45] Cattleya
    You collected 5,372 points?
    Don't overdo it, okay?
[07:49] Luciel
    On day two, I mapped all the way to
    the fifth level before I called it quits.
SIGN    Day Three Level Six
[07:55] Luciel
    This is a breeze! A breeze, I tell you!
[07:58] Luciel
    I don't know how many levels there are,
[08:00] Luciel
    but at this rate, I'll conquer
    this place in a snap!
[08:05] Luciel
    The monsters here are zombie knights
     and zombie archers!
[08:10] Luciel
    Why are they getting so close
    if they have bows and arrows?
[08:15] Luciel
    And you fireballs... Take this!
[08:18] Luciel
    They glow brighter before they attack,
    so I'm good as long as I get to them first.
[08:22] Luciel
    Oh well, I guess it's about lunchti—
[08:27] Luciel
    Whoa!
[08:28] Luciel
    A... A trap?
[08:32] Luciel
    Oh, I know what this is!
[08:34] Luciel
    It's their way of warning me, "Golly darn,
    there might be traps comin' up!"
[08:38] Luciel
    That's so nice of them!
[08:40] Luciel
    Not! I'd better make note of this.
[08:46] Luciel
    A mob of zombies?!
[08:48] Luciel
    Purification!
SIGN    Exploring the Labyrinth, Day Three and Beyond
[08:54] Luciel
    After that, the number of monsters increased
[08:57] Luciel
    and I become very cautious about traps,
SIGN    Trap
SIGN    Mapping
[09:00] Luciel
    which slowed my pace.
[09:02] Luciel
    But nothing out of the ordinary happened,
[09:05] Luciel
    so I just kept on exploring, bit by bit.
[09:08] Luciel
    Okay.
[09:10] Luciel
    Well, there was one development.
[09:11] Luciel
    My points started reaching new heights,
[09:14] Luciel
    even though my level stayed stuck at 1.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
SIGN    Job: Healer
SIGN    Age:
    
    
    
    
    
    Level:
SIGN    Day Ten, Level Ten
[09:22] Luciel
    Purification!
[09:26] Luciel
    Yikes! Purification is
    basically a cheat spell.
[09:30] Luciel
    Twenty zombies cleaned up just like that.
[09:32] Luciel
    It's like a discount sale on magic stones!
[09:35] Luciel
    Okay. It's about time I find
    a staircase to the next level down.
[09:42] Luciel
    Wuh?
[09:47] Luciel
    Is that... a boss room?
[09:50] Luciel
    Maybe I'll go back for a bit.
[09:55] Luciel
    What appears in the boss room?
[09:57] Jord
    "Boss room"? What do you mean?
[10:00] Luciel
    Um, well...
[10:02] Luciel
    I guess they don't call them "bosses."
[10:04] Luciel
    It looks like it houses a strong monster.
[10:06] Jord
    Ah, where the big group
    of them suddenly attacks you?
[10:10] Luciel
    A big group?! Of bosses?!
[10:13] Jord
    Wait, you've already gotten that far?
[10:16] Jord
    I only made it there right
    before I passed the job on to you.
[10:21] Luciel
    Huh?
SIGN    Day Eleven
[10:24] Luciel
    I'm good to go, my magic's good
     to go, and my gear's good to go.
[10:27] Luciel
    Time to do this thing!
[10:29] Luciel
    I even bought a new bow for the boss battle.
[10:32] (Flashback) Cattleya
    That will be 50,000 points, please!
SIGN    50k points
[10:35] Luciel
    I wonder if I clear this place
    by taking the boss out.
[10:39] Luciel
    I keep thinking about how long
     it took Jord-san to get here.
[10:42] Luciel
    Maybe not many folks
    have conquered the labyrinth.
[10:46] Luciel
    I mean, if it's a training ground
    for newbies, that would check out.
[10:51] Luciel
    Maybe...
[10:53] Luciel
    I'll be the fastest person
    to make it through!
[10:56] Luciel
    I hope I receive a fabulous reward!
SIGN    Prize Money
[10:59] Luciel
    This is gonna be fun!
[11:01] Luciel
    Maybe if I clear this, I can
    get back to Merratoni early.
[11:06] Luciel
    All right! Now for a little liquid courage.
[11:12] Luciel
    Disgusting!
[11:18] Luciel
    It's so dark.
[11:41] Luciel
    I heard there would be a big group
    but I didn't expect this many!
[11:46] Luciel
    Nah, this is no big deal.
    Keep your cool, dude.
[11:51] Luciel
    I may be surrounded,
    but they didn't take me by surprise.
[11:56] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[11:58] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[12:00] Luciel
    I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
[12:04] Luciel
    and return these unclean beings
    to the path from whence they came.
[12:09] Luciel
    Purification!
[12:12] Luciel
    Purification!
[12:15] Luciel
    Why...? What gives?!
[12:19] Luciel
    Stay away!
[12:20] Luciel
    Damn it! Is my magic blocked here?!
[12:23] Luciel
    Are you trying to keep me
    from my fabulous prize money?!
[12:26] Luciel
    No... This is because I got
    too full of myself.
[12:31] Luciel
    I'm not the hero of the story. I'm no genius.
[12:35] Luciel
    I should have taken the time
    to gather information.
[12:37] Luciel
    I totally brought this on myself.
[12:41] Luciel
    Ouch!
[12:43] Luciel
    Why does it hurt if it's an illusion?
[12:45] Luciel
    Phantom pain?
[12:46] Luciel
    All right, which one of you scratched me?!
[12:48] Luciel
    That hurt, I tell you!
[12:53] Luciel
    This isn't so bad.
[12:54] Luciel
    Master Brod's training was
    a lot more painful and scary!
[12:58] Luciel
    I can't cast spells right now,
    but I can still channel them into my weapon.
[13:02] Luciel
    I've got this. I can win.
[13:14] Luciel
    Phew. They're all gone.
[13:18] Luciel
    I'm so tired. I want to use heal.
[13:21] Luciel
    But even now, if Master told me
    to start running, I'd probably do it.
[13:27] Luciel
    I'm so glad I had him train me.
[13:29] Luciel
    When I get paid, I should
    send him something nice.
[13:32] Luciel
    All right. It'll be a pain,
    but I need to pick up these stones.
[13:35] Luciel
    Then once I get out of here,
    I'll use recover—
[13:38] Luciel
    Whoa!
[13:43] Luciel
    What the? There's another one?
[13:50] Luciel
    Is that... a wight?
[13:58] Luciel
    So the mob before wasn't the boss battle?
[14:02] Luciel
    O-Ouch... Heal!
[14:06] Luciel
    It's still not working!
[14:08] Luciel
    Damn it!
[14:11] Luciel
    He was serious about dodging that.
    So he wants to keep away from it?
[14:15] Luciel
    In that case...
[14:19] Luciel
    That's it! He's afraid
    of holy silver weapons!
[14:23] Cattleya
    Surely you know healers can't recite
    spells while wielding a weapon.
[14:27] Luciel
    That's because using magic requires
    imagination and concentration.
[14:31] Luciel
    Maybe it's different with the undead,
[14:34] Luciel
    but that might be my clue
    to defeating this wight.
[14:38] Luciel
    Right when he casts a spell,
    that's my chance!
[14:45] Luciel
    Ooh, talk about a death glare.
[14:48] Luciel
    Must be tough carrying so much rage.
[14:51] Luciel
    Staying angry all the time
    just wears people out.
[14:54] Luciel
    Ah, but you're a monster!
[15:03] Luciel
    Now's my chance!
[15:11] Luciel
    Normally, that'd be enough to finish you off.
[15:20] Luciel
    But whoever built this
    labyrinth is a real scoundrel,
[15:22] Luciel
    so of course I knew
    you wouldn't go down that easily!
[15:31] Luciel
    Don't you dare regenerate this time!
[15:40] Luciel
    Whew.
[15:42] Luciel
    Let's try it now. Heal!
[15:45] Luciel
    Yes! It worked!
[15:48] Luciel
    I guess video game logic
    applies to fantasy worlds.
[15:53] Luciel
    Like, you can't use magic
     until after you beat the boss.
[15:56] Luciel
    Oh well. Time to pack up
    the magic stones and loot.
[16:02] Luciel
    That should do it.
[16:09] Luciel
    A staircase?
[16:10] Luciel
    There's more to this place after all.
[16:13] Luciel
    But for now, I think I'll grab
     a bite and head back.
[16:21] Luciel
    Cattleya-san, hello!
[16:23] Cattleya
    Oh my. I don't usually see you
     around at this hour.
[16:26] Luciel
    I had a tough run today.
[16:28] Cattleya
    It does take a while to get used to.
[16:31] Cattleya
    Just don't overdo it.
[16:32] Luciel
    Also, I have something
    I'd like to show you later.
[16:36] Cattleya
    Oh? What could it be?
[16:39] Cattleya
    What's all this?!
[16:40] Luciel
    There was a big horde of undead
    in the level ten boss room.
[16:43] Cattleya
    Did you say... level ten?
[16:46] Luciel
    Yes. I couldn't even use magic,
    so I totally panicked.
[16:50] Luciel
    I somehow got rid of them,
    but then a wight appeared.
[16:53] Luciel
    I really thought I was a goner!
[16:57] Cattleya
    Why are you being so reckless?
[17:00] Luciel
    Scary!
[17:02] Luciel
    I didn't think I was.
[17:04] Luciel
    I didn't expect to encounter
     something like that.
[17:07] Luciel
    And I had no idea my magic wouldn't work...
[17:09] Cattleya
    Didn't you go through orientation?
[17:11] Luciel
    W-Well, it's only my eleventh
     day on the post.
[17:15] Luciel
    And labyrinth crawling is
    an exorcist's job, right?
[17:21] Cattleya
    Yes, you're right. I'm sorry I got so upset.
[17:26] Cattleya
    I'll go exchange your magic stones.
[17:28] Luciel
    Thank you.
[17:33] Cattleya
    Okay, here are your points for today.
[17:35] Cattleya
    You earned a total of 108,914.
[17:38] Luciel
    Huh?!
[17:40] Luciel
    I think that's too many digits.
[17:42] Cattleya
    No, it's accurate.
[17:43] Luciel
    Maybe that really was a boss.
SIGN    That
[17:46] Cattleya
    Now, didn't you say
    you had something to show me?
[17:49] Luciel
    Oh, yes!
[17:51] Luciel
    The wight I killed was wearing this.
[17:56] Luciel
    I have no way to assess the value myself.
[17:59] Cattleya
    This can't be...
[18:00] Luciel
    I also have the wight's staff.
[18:03] Cattleya
    Pack these in your bag and follow me.
[18:05] Luciel
    What? Oh!
[18:07] Cattleya
    And change into your clerical robe.
[18:09] Luciel
    Huh?
[18:10] Luciel
    Pack this? And change?
[18:12] Cattleya
    Hurry up!
[18:13] Luciel
    Yes, ma'am!
[18:17] Luciel
    Isn't this place off-limits to me?
[18:21] Cattleya
    Your Holiness, it's Cattleya.
[18:23] Luciel
    "Your Holiness"?!
[18:25] Cattleya
    There is an urgent matter I wish to share.
[18:27] Luciel
    Someone this important and she
    doesn't even have an appointment?!
[18:31] Fluna
    I'll allow it. Enter.
[18:34] Luciel
    Cattleya-san must be
    more than a mere shop lady.
[18:48] Pope
    Cattleya, it is good to see you.
[18:51] Cattleya
    Your Holiness.
[18:51] Fluna
    But I don't know your companion.
    What brings you here?
SIGN    The Pope
[18:55] Luciel
    A woman?
[18:57] Cattleya
    This individual is our new exorcist.
[19:00] Cattleya
    Since taking his position,
[19:02] Cattleya
    he has vanquished a remarkable
    number of undead in the labyrinth.
[19:06] Pope
    Is that so? Still, I suspect there is more.
[19:11] Cattleya
    Today, he fought the wight
    in the main chamber of level ten.
[19:14] Cattleya
    Before he knew it,
    his magic was being suppressed there.
[19:19] Pope
    Are you certain of that?
[19:21] Cattleya
    Yes.
[19:22] Cattleya
    He was successfully able
    to retrieve the wight's items.
[19:26] Cattleya
    After assessing them,
     I've determined the validity of his claims,
[19:30] Cattleya
    so I've brought the items here to you.
[19:32] Fluna
    Hmm.
[19:34] Fluna
    I will allow you to speak.
[19:36] Fluna
    Sir, what is your name?
[19:40] Luciel
    I am Luciel.
[19:42] Fluna
    Very well, Luciel.
    Show me what you retrieved.
[19:47] maid
    Please place them here.
[19:48] Luciel
    Y-Yes.
[19:56] Fluna
    These undoubtedly belong to Ozanario,
    who disappeared twelve years ago.
[20:02] Fluna
    Thank you for bringing them back.
[20:04] Fluna
    This spirit necklace reduces
    magic consumption by half,
[20:09] Fluna
    and the staff of disruption disperses
    your magic, disabling the magic of others.
[20:17] Fluna
    It is a very powerful staff.
[20:19] Luciel
    Talk about cheat items!
[20:22] Fluna
    Luciel, I would like to
    purchase these from you.
[20:26] Luciel
    Huh?
[20:29] Luciel
    Her eyes are telling me not to refuse!
[20:32] Luciel
    But maybe I can make one proposal.
[20:35] Luciel
    Time to use the business skills
    I cultivated in my previous life!
[20:38] Luciel
    I believe those items must have
    strong sentimental value for you.
[20:43] Luciel
    So I agree. I will relinquish them to you.
[20:45] Fluna
    Good. You have my thanks, Luciel.
[20:49] Luciel
    However...
[20:50] Pope
    Hmm?
[20:51] Luciel
    Please forgive my brashness,
    but I would like to make a request.
[20:54] Cattleya
    What?
[20:55] Fluna
    Very well. I will hear it.
[20:57] Luciel
    When I am exploring, the magic bag I have
    doesn't carry enough. It's inconvenient.
[21:02] Luciel
    If possible, could you provide me
    a magic bag with a larger capacity?
[21:07] Fluna
    Is that all you want?
[21:09] Fluna
    In that case, do not worry.
[21:12] Fluna
    Instead of a magic bag,
    I shall give you a magic sack.
[21:16] Fluna
    Inside is an alternate dimension
    where time has stopped,
[21:20] Fluna
    so it can hold as much as this room.
[21:22] Fluna
    You can also tell what's inside.
[21:25] Luciel
    That's so generous!
[21:26] Luciel
    Am I truly worthy of such a gift?
[21:30] Fluna
    Fret not.
[21:32] Fluna
    This is beneficial for myself as well.
[21:36] Fluna
    If you find something else
    while exploring the labyrinth,
[21:39] Fluna
    return with Cattleya to see me.
[21:41] Fluna
    You will be presented with a reward.
[21:45] Fluna
    I will leave the magic sack with Cattleya.
[21:48] Fluna
    You may retrieve it tomorrow.
[21:50] Fluna
    I appreciate your efforts, Luciel.
[21:53] Luciel
    Thank you.
[21:57] Cattleya
    You sure do keep a cool head.
[22:01] Luciel
    Do I?
[22:02] Cattleya
    Requesting something in exchange
    when making an offering to the pope...
[22:06] Cattleya
    Most people wouldn't dare.
[22:08] Luciel
    Maybe it was a little too bold.
[22:10] Cattleya
    I think it was fine.
[22:12] Cattleya
    She liked you enough to give
    you a magic sack, after all.
[22:16] Cattleya
    So you can relax.
[22:17] Luciel
    O-Okay.
[22:19] Luciel
    Except when you look at me like that,
    I can't relax at all!
[23:55] Cattleya
    Goodness, what is wrong with him?
[23:57] Cattleya
    He clears the boss room on level ten
    and then strikes a deal with the pope?
[24:01] Cattleya
    I'm so nervous, I can't take my eyes off him!
SIGN    LOOM
[24:04] Cattleya
    Next time: "Training with
    the Paladin Regiment."
SIGN    #9 Training with the Paladin Regiment
[24:06] Cattleya
    Could this be the beginnings of love?!
[24:08] Cattleya
    Nah, not a chance. Never.

Season 1

E9 - Training with the Paladin Regiment

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[00:07] Luciel
    Hmm...
SIGN    Reflections and Regrets from the Boss Battle on the Tenth Level
    A Class Healer
    Luciel
    Areas of Improvement
[00:08] Luciel
    When I list my mistakes from the boss battle,
     I can't fit them all on one page.
[00:14] Luciel
    I bet Master would chew me out for this,
[00:16] Luciel
    and Gulgar-san would make me
    chug a barrel of Substance X.
SIGN    LOOOOOM
[00:22] Luciel
    Maybe I should ask if they'll let me
    join in on paladin or templar training.
[00:31] Luciel
    But now, it's time for breakfast!
[00:35] Luciel
    I'm so hungry.
[00:37] Lumina
    Luciel-kun.
[00:41] Lumina
    Good morning.
[00:43] Luciel
    Good morning to you, too.
    And who's this with you today?
[00:46] Lumina
    Ah, these are members of my regiment.
[00:50] Queena
    My name is Queena.
[00:52] Lucy
    I'm Lucy. We are Lumina-sama's
    escorts... or something like that.
[00:56] Luciel
    How do you do? I'm Luciel, an exorcist.
[01:01] Luciel
    Are you all having breakfast now, too?
[01:03] Lumina
    Indeed. We always dine after
    early morning training.
[01:08] Lumina
    By the way, I hear you're already
    getting results after just ten days.
[01:13] Luciel
    Uh, about that...
[01:16] Luciel
    I've been kicking myself since yesterday.
[01:20] Lumina
    If you'd like to talk, I'll hear you out.
    Care to join us for breakfast?
[01:24] Luciel
    Yes! I'd like that very much.
[01:27] Luciel
    Monster Luck-sensei! You're doing great work!
[01:30] Monster Luck-sensei
    I'm right there with you!
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
[03:06] Lumina
    You fought a wight on the tenth floor?!
SIGN    #9 Training with the Paladin Regiment
[03:09] Luciel
    Er, um... Y-Yes.
[03:13] Lucy
    Do you have a death wish?!
[03:15] Luciel
    Thwack!
[03:16] Queena
    That's so foolish. You just got lucky.
[03:19] Luciel
    Thwack! Thwack!
[03:20] Lumina
    And here I thought you'd
    outgrown your ignorance,
[03:23] Lumina
    but now you've started taking blind risks?
[03:27] Luciel
    Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
[03:28] Lumina
    I can't stand those
    who don't value their own lives.
[03:31] Luciel
    No!
[03:38] Luciel
    I've been beating myself up
    over it this whole time.
[03:41] Luciel
    Please, have mercy on me.
[03:45] Lucy
    But now what?
[03:47] Lucy
    If you keep on like this,
    you'll wind up dead eventually.
[03:50] Luciel
    I wish I could return to Merratoni
    to train more and get stronger.
[03:54] Queena
    In principle, healers
    aren't allowed to transfer
[03:58] Queena
    unless they receive a formal
    appointment from headquarters.
[04:02] Lumina
    If training is what you're after,
    I think we can help.
[04:06] Luciel
    Can you really?
[04:08] Lumina
    But it might be a challenge for a healer.
[04:10] Luciel
    P-Please let me try!
[04:16] Luciel
    Thank you so much, Monster Luck-sensei!
[04:24] Luciel
    Then, as per usual,
    I went back to the undead labyrinth.
[04:28] Luciel
    All right!
[04:32] Luciel
    Purification!
[04:35] Luciel
    There were no major surprises
    on the eleventh level.
[04:40] Luciel
    I explored down to the twelfth and stopped.
[04:43] Luciel
    Cattleya-san?
[04:45] Cattleya
    Oh, Luciel-kun! Welcome.
[04:48] Cattleya
    Shall we convert your points first?
[04:50] Luciel
    Y-Yes!
[04:53] Cattleya
    Why are you so anxious?
[04:56] Luciel
    You left quite an impression on me yesterday.
[05:04] Luciel
    Were you originally a paladin or templar,
    or maybe a retainer of the pope?
[05:08] Cattleya
    Goodness me.
[05:09] Cattleya
    You shouldn't get so nosy.
[05:09] ---
    LOOOOOM
[05:12] Cattleya
    A lady likes to keep her secrets, you know.
[05:15] Luciel
    Oh crap!
[05:16] Cattleya
    Bad things can happen to people
    who pry too much, you know?
[05:19] Luciel
    Yes, of course!
[05:21] Luciel
    Plenty of things are better left unknown...
[05:27] Cattleya
    Oh, that's right.
[05:29] Cattleya
    Here. This is a magic sack.
[05:31] Luciel
    Oh, so this is it?
[05:34] Cattleya
    Channel some of your magic into it.
[05:36] Luciel
    My magic?
[05:39] Luciel
    Oh! It changed colors!
[05:41] ---
    Luciel's very own
[05:42] Cattleya
    Now it's your very own
    magic sack, Luciel-kun.
[05:45] Cattleya
    You can stash basically anything
     that's within your reach.
SIGN    "Stow"
SIGN    Touch
[05:51] Cattleya
    Just touch something and recite "stow"
    to store it in the bag.
[05:55] Cattleya
    To pull something out, imagine the item
    you want and recite "retrieve."
SIGN    "Retrieve"
SIGN    Recite
[05:59] Luciel
    Thanks a ton!
[06:01] Luciel
    Wait, are there books in here?
[06:04] Cattleya
    Yes. The pope instructed me
    to throw in all the tomes we have.
[06:11] Fluna
    Do your best now, dear Luciel.
[06:15] Luciel
    Your Holiness!
[06:16] Luciel
    Thank you so much!
[06:18] Luciel
    But wow, Monster Luck-sensei
    is working like crazy today!
SIGN    3rd time today!
[06:23] Monster Luck-sensei
    A rush of good luck!
[06:27] Luciel
    The next day, I safely explored
    all the way to the fifteenth level.
SIGN    Valkyrie Paladin Regiment
[06:40] Luciel
    It's a pleasure to meet you all.
[06:42] Luciel
    I'm Luciel, and I work as an exorcist.
SIGN    A good introduction is critical for a businessman
[06:45] Luciel
    In hopes of getting stronger,
    I requested this arrangement
[06:49] Luciel
    and will now be training alongside
     the Valkyrie paladin regiment.
[06:53] Luciel
    I may get in your way here and there,
    but I aspire to do my best.
[06:56] Lumina
    Introduce yourselves when
     you have free time. That is all.
[07:01] Knights
    Ma'am!
[07:02] Lumina
    All right. Like usual, let's warm up
    and then start combat training.
[07:07] Luciel
    Um, I realize that you're all
    far more skilled than I am,
[07:11] Luciel
    but even for training,
    I'm not sure I can attack a woman.
[07:15] Lumina
    You truly are dull, aren't you?
[07:18] Luciel
    I haven't been called that in a while!
[07:20] Luciel
    I guess that means they're really tough...
[07:22] Lumina
    Okay, let's go!
[07:23] Knights
    Ma'am!
[07:28] Lucy
    Don't just stand there. Keep up with us.
[07:30] Queena
    We're just going to run a bit.
[07:32] Luciel
    Roger that!
[07:34] Luciel
    No big deal.
[07:35] Luciel
    I spent mornings and nights sprinting
    at the Adventurers' Guild for two years.
[07:39] Luciel
    Piece of cake!
[07:43] Luciel
    Or so I freakin' thought!
[07:45] Lumina
    You're too slow. Run like you mean it.
[07:50] Luciel
    Huh? Huh?!
[07:52] Luciel
    Did I just get lapped?
[07:55] Luciel
    But I'm running as fast as I can!
[07:57] Luciel
    Is my status really that inferior?
[08:01] Brod
    You're slow! Too slow!
[08:03] Luciel
    At this rate, it feels like the
    paladin regiment is telling me
[08:07] Luciel
    my training with Master was all for nothing.
[08:10] Luciel
    Damn it! I won't accept that!
[08:13] Luciel
    I can't catch up to them because
    of my job and level?
[08:16] Luciel
    I'll never accept that!
[08:17] Luciel
    Go!
[08:22] Luciel
    By the time we stopped running
    after half an hour,
[08:28] Luciel
    I was eight laps behind.
SIGN    Humiliation...
[08:35] Lumina
    All right, break into groups
    and begin combat training.
[08:38] Knights
    Ma'am!
[08:40] Luciel
    Here I come!
[08:41] Lumina
    Hmm...
[08:43] Luciel
    Huh?
[08:44] Lumina
    How long have you been
    using that fighting style?
[08:46] Luciel
    Since I started in the labyrinth.
[08:49] Lumina
    If you have no dual-wielding skill,
    that's pretty reckless.
[08:52] Luciel
    Urk.
SIGN    Oof
[08:53] Lumina
    I want to see your actual abilities.
[08:56] Lumina
    Attack me with what you learned
    at the Adventurers' Guild.
[09:00] Luciel
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:01] Luciel
    Then it's sword and shield, I guess.
[09:03] Luciel
    All right!
[09:05] Luciel
    Here I come!
[09:12] Lumina
    You're leaving yourself open.
[09:17] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[09:20] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[09:22] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic...
[09:26] Brod
    Listen up, Luciel.
[09:28] Brod
    Most people who attack you will be
    a lot stronger than you are.
[09:33] Luciel
    I see.
[09:34] Brod
    However, you have a strength
    unknown to most combatants.
[09:38] Brod
    So lay a trap for them.
[09:41] Brod
    Lay a trap!
[09:43] Luciel
    Bring relief as from the breath of an angel.
[09:46] Luciel
    High heal!
[09:52] Luciel
    Yes!
[09:53] Luciel
    Wait, what?
[09:54] Luciel
    She's gone?
[09:55] Lumina
    Very well done.
[10:01] Lucy
    Wake up. Wake up!
[10:10] Lucy
    I'm telling you to wake up!
[10:14] Luciel
    Yeowch!
[10:16] Luciel
    Huh?
[10:17] Luciel
    Is this... the training yard?
[10:20] Lucy
    It is.
[10:21] Queena
    Lumina-sama told us to take care of you.
[10:24] Luciel
    Is morning training over?
[10:27] Luciel
    Thank you for waiting for me.
[10:30] Lucy
    It's all right. I never expected
    Lumina-sama would knock you out.
[10:34] Lucy
    You really went all out, Luciel.
[10:37] Lucy
    She doesn't go that hard on us.
[10:41] Queena
    Yes, that was a surprise.
[10:44] Queena
    I never thought Lumina-sama would
    show a healer that much respect.
SIGN    Say what?
[10:49] Luciel
    For now, I'd better heal.
[10:53] Lumina
    Stop right there!
[10:55] Lumina
    Bodyguard training is over.
    The defending side wins.
[11:01] Lumina
    Now, let's review how that went.
[11:04] Lumina
    Does anyone have anything to say?
[11:08] Lumina
    Elizabeth?
[11:09] Elizabeth
    I believe the main reason
    we attackers lost this time
[11:13] Elizabeth
    was because the other side had him.
[11:16] Luciel
    Huh? Me?
[11:17] Lumina
    Exactly right.
[11:19] Lumina
    With less than five years' experience,
[11:22] Lumina
    Lucy's side should have
    a hard time defeating Elizabeth's.
[11:24] Lumina
    However, Luciel-kun's support
    helped strengthen their defenses.
[11:30] Lumina
    At seventeen years old,
    Luciel-kun is already a level 5 healer
[11:34] Lumina
    with holy magic affinity 7.
[11:37] Lumina
    He's a real oddball.
[11:42] Elizabeth
    But even for a talented healer,
    that would normally be impossible!
[11:47] Lumina
    Quit squabbling, Elizabeth.
[11:50] Lumina
    Like I just said, Luciel-kun is an oddball.
[11:54] Luciel
    I wish you wouldn't say that
    like you mean it!
SIGN    ODDBALL
[11:58] Luciel
    Calling me an oddball...
    Even from you, Lumina-sama, that sounds rude!
[12:02] Lumina
    Oh?
[12:04] Lumina
    I even heard that just ten days after
    registering at the Healers' Guild,
SIGN    Business Mode
[12:08] Lumina
    you left to take room and board
     at the Adventurers' Guild,
[12:12] Lumina
    where you treated people for free
    in exchange for combat training.
[12:18] Lumina
    Are you telling me that intel is false?
[12:21] Luciel
    My private life has been compromised!
SIGN    MASSIVE PERSONAL
    DATA LEAK
[12:24] Luciel
    Isn't there some kind of privacy policy?!
[12:26] Lumina
    On top of that, I heard you were
    beaten from morning till night
[12:30] Lumina
    and earned some nicknames as a result.
[12:32] Lumina
    Isn't that right, Luciel-kun?
[12:35] Lumina
    The masochistic healer.
[12:37] Lumina
    The zombie healer.
[12:38] Lumina
    The maso-zombie healer.
[12:41] Lumina
    With nicknames like that,
    can you really say you aren't odd?
[12:46] Luciel
    Please forgive me!
[12:52] Luciel
    Even after all that training yesterday,
    my skills still haven't increased.
[12:59] Luciel
    I thought they'd have gone up by now,
    but maybe this is normal.
[13:04] Luciel
    No! There's still more that I can do.
[13:06] Luciel
    Master taught me not to get
    distracted by the numbers.
SIGN    Effort & Dedication
[13:10] Luciel
    If doing nothing is bringing me down,
    then I've gotta put in more effort!
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
SIGN    Swoosh
[13:13] Luciel
    All right! I'm off to explore
    and train on the sixteenth level!
[13:17] Luciel
    Let's go!
[13:20] Luciel
    Hey, that was quick!
[13:21] Luciel
    Dual-wielding is off limits!
[13:23] Luciel
    I'm going sword and shield,
    Master Brod style!
[13:30] Luciel
    And now I can equip weapons with just
     a thought. This magic sack sure is handy.
[13:35] Luciel
    All right, the magic stones...
[13:38] Luciel
    Any way you look at it,
    this has gotta be a trap.
[13:43] Luciel
    Well, my aura coat and area barrier are
    unbeatable, so let's see what the trap is.
[13:55] Luciel
    S-So this is a thing?
[13:57] Luciel
    Purification!
[14:01] Luciel
    Purification!
[14:06] Luciel
    As usual, my level remains stuck at 1.
[14:09] Luciel
    I feel pain when the undead get attacks in,
[14:12] Luciel
    but these guys must still be illusions
    that give no experience points.
[14:16] Luciel
    Even so, this fighting
    isn't totally pointless.
[14:20] Luciel
    I'll just think of it as training.
[14:22] Luciel
    With my delicious lunches
    and disgusting Substance X,
[14:26] Luciel
    I continued exploring the next day
    and the day after that.
SIGN    Twentieth Level
[14:33] Luciel
    I've got a really bad feeling about this...
[14:37] Luciel
    This has to be another boss room.
[14:41] Luciel
    You said it's called a main chamber?
[14:43] Luciel
    What's in the one on the twentieth level?
[14:45] Cattleya
    I don't know. I've never even
    gone inside the labyrinth.
[14:50] Cattleya
    But it might be another guild member
     who lost their life in the labyrinth.
[14:56] Luciel
    Oh, she looks really sad again.
[14:59] Luciel
    But it's gotta be an act.
[15:02] Luciel
    I mean, the undead in there
    are just illusions.
[15:06] Luciel
    For two days after that, I did runs
    of the boss room on the tenth level
[15:10] Luciel
    and kept battling the undead using
    Master's fighting style.
[15:14] Luciel
    And then...
[15:17] Luciel
    Yes?
[15:21] Elizabeth
    Good morning, Luciel-san. I came to get you.
[15:26] Luciel
    Elizabeth-san?
[15:32] Elizabeth
    Why must I tend to such a...
    such a slovenly individual?
[15:36] Elizabeth
    Today, we'll be thoroughly schooling you
    in dual-wielding technique,
[15:40] Elizabeth
    so you'd better be ready!
[15:42] Luciel
    Um, are you upset about something?
[15:45] Elizabeth
    You're imagining things!
[15:56] Luciel
    I had no idea we'd be using real swords.
[15:59] Luciel
    I'd better have high heal on tap.
[16:00] Ripnear
    Yah!
[16:06] Luciel
    Whoa.
[16:08] Lumina
    How was that?
[16:10] Luciel
    They were both very quick and attacked
    their opponent's weak spots with precision.
[16:15] Luciel
    It also seemed like they were
    thinking several steps ahead
[16:18] Luciel
    about how to move and respond.
[16:20] Ripnear
    Boo!
[16:22] Lumina
    And how about the dual-wielding?
[16:24] Luciel
    It leaves you more vulnerable
     than I expected.
[16:28] Luciel
    When you attack continuously,
    it limits your movements.
[16:31] Luciel
    But even so, you can't stop attacking.
[16:34] Luciel
    I guess I shouldn't have considered it
    something to try for fun after all.
[16:39] Lumina
    You're up next, Luciel-kun.
[16:41] Luciel
    All right.
[16:44] Luciel
    Barrier.
SIGN    Ripnear
[16:51] Luciel
    I th-think I can hold her off.
[16:53] Luciel
    Maybe this will work.
[16:56] Luciel
    Now!
[17:03] Luciel
    Oh...
[17:05] Luciel
    The sky.
SIGN    Ripnear
[17:08] Lumina
    Good. Next!
SIGN    Elizabeth
[17:13] Luciel
    Heal!
[17:14] Luciel
    Hmph!
[17:15] Luciel
    Whoa!
[17:18] Luciel
    I can use my size advantage!
[17:21] Luciel
    Huh?
[17:25] Luciel
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:26] Luciel
    Wha—
[17:28] Elizabeth
    That was a dirty move.
SIGN    Elizabeth
[17:30] Luciel
    I-I surrender...
[17:33] Luciel
    By the way, Elizabeth-san,
    did you disappear?
[17:36] Elizabeth
    I have double affinity with fire and water.
[17:39] Luciel
    Huh?!
[17:41] Elizabeth
    I used both my magical
    affinities to create an illusion.
[17:44] Elizabeth
    Then I left some space, put it in front
    of me, and waited for an opening.
[17:51] Luciel
    You can do that?
[17:53] Luciel
    Everyone's a lot more
    experienced than I expected.
[17:56] Luciel
    Their skills are really refined.
[17:58] Luciel
    That was very educational.
[18:00] Elizabeth
    Of course it was!
[18:03] ---
    Several Days Later Twentieth Level Again
[18:07] Luciel
    After that, under Lumina-sama's guidance,
[18:09] Luciel
    I steadily absorbed my training
    lessons with the paladin regiment.
[18:27] Luciel
    The special paladin training was well worth it,
[18:30] Luciel
    because it helped me clear the boss
    room on the twentieth level.
[18:34] Fluna
    Dear Luciel, I appreciate your efforts.
[18:37] Fluna
    The items left behind by the wight
    you defeated this time
[18:41] Fluna
    also once belonged to a high priest.
[18:45] Fluna
    Together with the wight from level ten,
[18:47] Fluna
    he entered the labyrinth over
    a decade ago and lost his way.
[18:51] Luciel
    Does that mean he passed away
    in the labyrinth, became undead,
[18:55] Luciel
    and then turned on church headquarters?
[18:58] Cattleya
    Luciel-kun!
[18:59] Cattleya
    Some things you just shouldn't say!
[19:02] Fluna
    To be accurate, he turned on
    the Republic of St. Shurule,
[19:06] Fluna
    church headquarters,
    and the healers' guild.
[19:08] Fluna
    All of them, in truth.
[19:12] Fluna
    It's already been half a century
    since the underground became a labyrinth.
[19:16] Fluna
    We don't know what caused the transformation.
[19:20] Fluna
    Back then, it was a most lively place.
[19:25] Fluna
    Many templars and paladins devoted
    themselves to their studies.
[19:30] Luciel
    Huh? Wait a second.
[19:32] Luciel
    The pope was alive half a century ago?
[19:36] Luciel
    But she sounds so young...
[19:39] Fluna
    After the labyrinth manifested,
    many endeavored to seal it off.
[19:46] Fluna
    Thanks to that, we manage to prevent
    monsters from spilling out even now.
[19:52] Luciel
    Can the labyrinth be defeated?
[19:55] Fluna
    It can.
[19:57] Fluna
    I understand that,
    by conquering the labyrinth,
[19:59] Fluna
    it is possible to destroy
    its miasma-emitting core.
[20:04] Fluna
    It is said that will cause
    the filth to dissipate,
[20:07] Fluna
    and the labyrinth itself
    will eventually disappear.
[20:10] Fluna
    However, to this day, no one
    has yet accomplished that.
[20:14] Fluna
    On one occasion, an elite group
    of templars and paladins
[20:19] Fluna
    embarked to scour
    the labyrinth at a rapid pace.
[20:23] Luciel
    If they were at Lumina-sama's level,
    they should've blasted through it.
[20:28] Luciel
    But they still hit a dead end?
[20:30] Luciel
    Just what is the labyrinth?
[20:34] Fluna
    The miasma and foul odor of the place
    gradually slowed their progress.
[20:40] Luciel
    Sorry?
[20:42] Luciel
    So, basically, just because it stunk?
[20:47] Fluna
    And yet they pressed on
    for the sake of the Church.
[20:51] Fluna
    They were plagued
    by impracticable strategies.
[20:53] Fluna
    Many lives were sacrificed as a result.
[20:57] Fluna
    And in the end, the entrance was sealed
    so that no monsters could escape.
[21:04] Luciel
    Is that why you're using
    healers as exorcists now?
[21:08] Fluna
    For decades now, fewer and fewer people
    have been born into templar and paladin jobs.
[21:15] Fluna
    To tell the truth, we lack
    the manpower for the labyrinth.
[21:19] Luciel
    Is that why you send healers with
    purification spells to cull the undead?
[21:24] Fluna
    Correct. To prevent zombies
    from escaping the labyrinth.
[21:29] Fluna
    That is our highest priority right now.
[21:33] Fluna
    Dear Luciel, may I ask you to
    continue exploring the labyrinth?
[21:38] Luciel
    Yes, if I can go bit by bit.
[21:41] Fluna
    Then is there anything else you desire?
    Anything you require for your quest?
[21:46] Luciel
    Ooh, a reward?
[21:49] Luciel
    Anti-undead weapons and armor.
[21:51] Luciel
    I may need such equipment to protect my life.
[21:55] Fluna
    Very well. I shall have select items
     prepared for you.
[21:59] Fluna
    Ah, yes, and when you reach the healer
    rank of 7, I can give you a promotion.
[22:05] Fluna
    Come and speak with me then.
[22:06] Luciel
    A promotion?
[22:07] Fluna
    Good work today. I will leave the items
    for your quest with Cattleya.
[22:14] Luciel
    Your Holiness! Thank you very much.
[22:18] Luciel
    A promotion and a reward?
    I'll give this all I got!
[22:23] Luciel
    Let's go!
[23:55] Lumina
    Luciel-kun, you really are a dunce.
[23:58] Lumina
    Sorry for saying that! I just love
    the way you react, so I can't help myself.
[24:03] Lumina
    Next time: "The Secret of Substance X."
SIGN    #10 The Secret of Substance X
[24:06] Lumina
    You might actually have a talent
    for turning people into sadists.

Season 1

E10 - The Secret of Substance X

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[00:02] Luciel
    Good evening!
[00:05] Adventurer A
    A healer...
[00:06] Adventurer B
    What does he think he's doing here?
[00:09] Luciel
    Maybe it's because of my robe,
    but I can feel them all staring.
[00:14] Luciel
    Is the master available?
[00:16] Luciel
    Here, too?
[00:17] Master
    Hey, Luciel. What's going on?
[00:20] Luciel
    I'd like ten barrels of Substance X, please.
[00:23] Master
    Ten?! If you say so...
[00:26] Luciel
    I think they're all staring
    for a different reason now.
[00:31] Master
    By the way, since you're the maso-zombie
     healer, I have a favor to...
[00:35] Master
    er, a request to ask of you.
[00:37] Luciel
    What kind of request?
[00:39] Master
    I'd like you to take up your trade here
    like you did in Merratoni.
[00:44] Luciel
    Unfortunately, I don't think I can
[00:48] Luciel
    since I'm currently working
    at church headquarters.
[00:51] Master
    Hmm, then what if I request
    treatment from you as an adventurer?
[00:57] Luciel
    If there are adventurers in trouble,
    I should lend a hand.
[01:00] Luciel
    That's what I promised in Merratoni.
[01:04] Luciel
    And maybe I can repay Master Brod
    and the others this way.
[01:08] Luciel
    I'm also an adventurer, after all,
[01:10] Luciel
    so if you call on me as such,
     I can accommodate.
[01:13] Master
    Really?! All right, first, your Substance X!
[01:16] Master
    Wait right there.
[01:19] Luciel
    What's going on?
[01:21] Milty
    Recently, some very high-level
    monsters have been appearing.
[01:24] Milty
    Lots of folks have suffered grave injuries.
[01:26] Luciel
    Is that why the master is looking so down?
[01:29] Milty
    The adventurers are like family to him.
[01:32] Luciel
    Why don't they go to a clinic?
[01:35] Milty
    You expect them to cough up gold
    when they're terribly injured?!
[01:38] Milty
    Do you want them to
    become slaves or something?
[01:41] Master
    Milty. That's enough.
[01:43] Master
    It's hard to explain.
    Will you fulfill my request?
[01:48] Luciel
    I don't come cheap.
[01:50] Luciel
    It'll cost one silver coin per person.
[01:53] Luciel
    I won't charge any more than that.
    My price is firm!
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[03:36] Elitz
    Hey, hang in there!
[03:38] Adventurer C
    It's too late... I'm done for...
[03:42] Elitz
    We're out of options.
    I'm taking you to a clinic.
[03:45] Adventurer C
    Idiot... I ain't made of money.
[03:50] Adventurer C
    I really had a blast with you guys...
[03:53] Elitz
    Hey!
[03:56] Elitz
    I don't care who...
    Please, somebody help!
[04:00] Master
    There's quite a few of them.
[04:02] Master
    Can you handle it?
[04:03] Luciel
    Yes. Let me take a look first.
[04:06] Elitz
    Hey! What the hell're you doing here?!
[04:08] Adventurer D
    It's one of those cold, heartless healers!
[04:11] Adventurer
    Go to hell!
[04:12] Elitz
    Get out of here!
[04:13] Adventurer E
    No, kill him!
[04:15] Luciel
    Eek!
[04:16] Master
    Quiet down, you fools!
[04:20] Master
    This guy... I mean,
    this distinguished individual
[04:24] Master
    is the very urban legend from Merratoni!
[04:26] Master
    The maso-zombie healer!
[04:31] Master
    He says he'll help for a single silver coin.
[04:33] Master
    If you got a problem with that,
    you get out of here!
[04:36] Adventurer G
    Is he truly the legendary
    maso-zombie healer?
[04:39] Adventurer F
    So those weren't just tall tales?
[04:41] Adventurer D
    Will you really help us for one silver coin?
[04:44] Adventurer E
    If he's seriously the legendary maso-zombie,
     we might all be saved!
[04:48] Adventurer C
    Maso-zombie-sama...
[04:51] Cat person B
    Maso-zombie-sama! Hurry and treat us!
[04:54] Luciel
    Wait a—
[04:55] Adventurers
    The masochist! The masochist!
[04:56] Luciel
    Eh?
[04:58] Luciel
    What?
[04:58] Adventurers
    Zombie! Zombie!
[05:01] Adventurers
    The masochist! The masochist!
[05:02] Luciel
    I don't like this one bit!
[05:04] Luciel
    At this rate, I'll be stuck with
    the zombie nickname forever!
[05:09] Luciel
    Please listen!
[05:11] Luciel
    I do not wish to take work away from clinics,
[05:14] Luciel
    so I will not be able to treat you every time,
[05:18] Luciel
    but please don't riot or attack the clinics
     for being too expensive.
[05:22] Luciel
    I can only help out because I happened
     to be here picking up Substance X.
[05:27] Luciel
    Now, I'll treat you all with three conditions.
[05:31] Luciel
    It's one silver coin per person.
[05:33] Luciel
    And if someone with the church,
    like the pope, the Valkyries,
[05:38] Luciel
    or I get into trouble, I ask that
    you do what you can to help.
[05:41] Luciel
    Lastly, nicknames involving "zombie"
    and "masochist" are now off-limits!
[05:44] Luciel
    I need you to call me something
    I can actually go by!
[05:47] Luciel
    Are we clear?
[05:49] Adventurers
    Yeah!
[05:51] Luciel
    In that case, I'll begin the treatment.
[05:55] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[05:57] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[05:59] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic...
[06:02] Luciel
    Bring relief as from the breath of an angel.
[06:05] Luciel
    Area high heal!
[06:11] Adventurer F
    It's gone! The pain's gone!
[06:13] Adventurer C
    All right! I'm healed!
[06:15] Adventurer E
    Thank you, Masochist-sama!
[06:16] Adventurer C
    Idiot! "Masochist" is off-limits!
[06:21] Adventurer C
    So let's give him another nickname.
[06:22] Adventurer C
    He treated us for cheap,
    so how about "The Cheap Healer"?
SIGN    BA-DUMP
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SIGN    The Cheap Healer
[06:26] Adventurer D
    The Healers' Guild would
    definitely veto that.
SIGN    BA-DUMP
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[06:28] Adventurer E
    Well, they say he likes to fight,
SIGN    BA-DUMP
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[06:31] Adventurer E
    so how about "The Battle-Crazed Healer"?
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[06:32] Adventurer C
    Neither one has the right ring to it.
[06:34] Adventurer D
    "Maso-zombie" just fits too perfectly.
[06:37] Luciel
    They're having a whole meeting
    about my nickname...
[06:40] Adventurer
    He's real distinguished,
    so maybe "The Saint"?
SIGN    The Saint
[06:42] Adventurer C
    He's young, though. That's so stuffy.
[06:44] Luciel
    It's definitely stuffy.
[06:46] Adventurer
    How about "Weirdo Healer"?
SIGN    Weirdo Healer
[06:47] Luciel
    That's no better than "masochist"!
[06:49] Adventurer C
    I've got it! He's weird,
    but he's also like a saint.
SIGN    Weird Saint
[06:55] Adventurer C
    So "St. Weirdo"!
SIGN    St. Weirdo
[06:56] Luciel
    Excuse me?!
[06:58] Adventurers
    That's the one!
[06:59] Adventurers
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo! Let's hear it for...
SIGN    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
[07:02] Adventurers
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
[07:05] Luciel
    Hey! What kind of cheer is that?!
[07:08] Luciel
    Adventurers are so bad at giving nicknames!
[07:11] Cat person B
    "Maso-zombie" still has
    the best ring to it, though.
[07:14] Adventurer
    Tell me about it.
[07:15] Luciel
    Gong!
SIGN    Gong...
[07:21] Luciel
    Good morning.
[07:23] Cattleya
    Oh, good morning.
[07:25] Cattleya
    You're later than usual.
[07:27] Luciel
    Yeah, I went to see the Valkyries off
     since they've been helping me out.
[07:34] (Flashback) Lumina
    What's all this fanfare?
[07:36] (Flashback) Lucy
    Crowds don't usually
    come out for us like this.
[07:39] (Flashback) Crowd
    Go for it! Just like Masochist-sama!
[07:42] (Flashback) Crowd
    Like St. Weirdo!
[07:43] (Flashback) Crowd
    Like Zombie-sama!
[07:44] (Flashback) Crowd
    Just like St. Weirdo!
[07:53] Cattleya
    So you're heading to the labyrinth now?
[07:56] Cattleya
    Will you be returning around the usual time?
[07:58] Luciel
    Actually, I'm thinking about
    staying there for a while.
[08:02] Cattleya
    I can't allow you do to
    something that dangerous!
[08:04] Luciel
    But I really only come back to sleep.
    I have plenty of food in my magic sack.
[08:10] Cattleya
    That isn't the issue!
[08:12] Luciel
    It'll be fine. If I defeat
    the monsters in the main chamber,
[08:15] Luciel
    there aren't any more until I open the door.
[08:20] Cattleya
    In that case, just be sure
    to return here once a week.
[08:24] Cattleya
    And don't overdo it.
    I don't want to see you dead.
[08:29] Luciel
    You got it!
[08:30] Luciel
    My mottos are "make it out alive"
[08:33] Luciel
    and "don't die!"
[08:38] Cattleya
    Then take care. See you soon.
[08:40] Luciel
    Yeah. I'm off now!
[08:44] Cattleya
    Don't you die on me, Luciel-kun.
[08:49] Luciel
    Heya, I'm back!
[08:51] Cattleya
    Already?! It hasn't even been a week yet!
[08:54] Luciel
    Huh?
[08:55] Cattleya
    Well, I'm glad to see you're safe.
[08:58] Luciel
    My internal clock must be off.
[09:00] Cattleya
    Oh, that's right. I have
    your new weapons and armor,
[09:04] Cattleya
    as well as some magical items from the pope.
[09:06] Luciel
    For real?
SIGN    Paladin's Armor
[09:15] Luciel
    Ooh, this is so cool!
[09:18] Cattleya
    There's also this.
SIGN    Angel's Pillow
[09:21] Luciel
    A pillow?
[09:22] Cattleya
    It's an angel's pillow.
[09:24] Cattleya
    It helps you sleep soundly so
    you're fully refreshed the next day.
[09:27] Luciel
    Wow!
[09:29] Cattleya
    So, what will you do for the rest of the day?
[09:31] Luciel
    I'm going to go buy some food
    and then head back in.
[09:34] Cattleya
    I know I keep saying this,
    but don't overdo it.
[09:37] Cattleya
    And be sure to come back within one week.
[09:40] Luciel
    Understood!
[09:44] Master
    I thought you'd be back.
[09:47] Master
    Isn't today St. Weirdo's free day?
[09:50] Luciel
    St. Weirdo's free day?
[09:52] Master
    Yeah. I reckoned you'd be out of Substance X,
[09:55] Master
    and you mentioned you get one day off a week.
[09:57] Luciel
    I'm surprised you remembered.
[09:59] Master
    If I couldn't remember that much, I wouldn't
    be worth my weight as guild master.
[10:03] Luciel
    So why are you always in the kitchen?
[10:07] Master
    I enjoy it!
[10:08] Luciel
    I see...
[10:10] Luciel
    Oh, right. May I ask you
    to send another letter?
[10:13] Master
    Yeah, sure, sure.
[10:15] Luciel
    I haven't gotten any responses yet, though.
[10:17] Adventurer
    Oh, it's St. Weirdo.
[10:20] Adventurer C
    Today after healing, you're
    joining a mock battle, right?
[10:23] Adventurer D
    Nice! I can show St. Weirdo how
    much the training has helped me.
[10:27] Adventurer E
    Whatever we call him, there's no
    way I'm gonna lose to a healer.
[10:30] Adventurer C; D; E
    Yeah!
[10:31] Luciel
    I guess that St. Weirdo thing
    is gonna stick...
[10:34] Master
    They're all worked up
    since they get to fight you.
[10:38] Luciel
    Is that right?
[10:39] Master
    Since they've been training
    and practicing more,
[10:42] Master
    the number of deaths and failed
    missions has dropped sharply.
[10:45] Luciel
    I'm very glad to hear that.
[10:47] Master
    To prepare for this day, they've
    all been taking high-ranking jobs
[10:50] Master
    and fighting strong monsters.
    It's been nothing but good news.
[10:53] Elitz
    Look, it's St. Weirdo.
[10:56] Luciel
    Oh, Elitz-dono.
[10:58] Master
    You getting buddy-buddy with A-ranks?
[11:00] Elitz
    Yeah, ever since this
    guy treated my injuries.
[11:03] Luciel
    Well, you've also taught me
    a lot since then.
[11:07] Elitz
    How about that physical
    enhancement skill I showed you?
[11:10] Luciel
    That's still difficult for me.
[11:12] Luciel
    I have to focus my magic
    and quickly circulate it through my body...
[11:17] Luciel
    Physical enhancement!
[11:21] Luciel
    But it isn't as easy as it sounds.
[11:25] Elitz
    Yeah, even though your
    magic control skill is so high.
[11:28] Elitz
    Also, are you still stuck at level 1?
[11:32] Elitz
    That doesn't seem right.
[11:34] Luciel
    It's because I haven't defeated any monsters.
[11:36] Luciel
    I mean, I have, but they were all illusions.
[11:40] Elitz
    Man, what a waste!
[11:42] Elitz
    If you can fight that well,
    you'd be a real diamond in the rough!
[11:47] Milty
    St. Weirdo!
[11:48] Milty
    Everyone's ready for their treatment.
[11:50] Luciel
    Okay! I'm on my way.
[11:56] Luciel
    Purification!
[11:57] Luciel
    Recover!
[11:59] Luciel
    Dispel!
[12:00] Luciel
    Area high heal!
[12:05] Luciel
    Okay, all done!
[12:07] Luciel
    Everyone feels better now, right?
[12:09] Adventurers
    Yes! Thank you very much!
[12:12] Luciel
    Okay, if any of you have news of Merratoni
[12:14] Luciel
    or word about the Valkyrie paladin
    regiment, raise your hand.
[12:18] Cat person B
    I do!
[12:19] Cat person B
    I've heard that the Valkyries are all safe.
[12:22] Luciel
    Phew. That's good.
[12:24] Adventurer G
    But I heard that there were
    deaths among the templars.
[12:28] Adventurer D
    Over here! I know something about Merratoni.
[12:32] Luciel
    Go ahead.
[12:33] Adventurer D
    I've heard that the Whirlwind
    is out of control.
[12:35] Luciel
    The Whirlwind?!
[12:36] Adventurer D
    He keeps kidnapping adventurers and
    dragging them to his training hall.
[12:41] Luciel
    Master Brod!
[12:43] Adventurer E
    Hey, I heard that he used to
    be focused on one disciple,
[12:46] Adventurer E
    so things were okay then.
[12:48] Adventurer D
    But then that disciple left and now
    other adventurers are taking the heat.
[12:52] Luciel
    Sorry, guys...
[12:54] Adventurer C
    Then there's that bear chef!
[12:56] Luciel
    Bear chef?
[12:57] Adventurer C
    He isn't just making
    people drink Substance X.
[12:59] Adventurer C
    He's been inventing new recipes
    with it to make people eat!
[13:03] Luciel
    Gulgar-san, what are you thinking?
[13:06] Adventurer A
    Oh, and another thing. A receptionist at
    the Adventurers' Guild is getting married.
[13:12] Adventurer A
    Actually, multiple receptionists are.
[13:14] Luciel
    What was that? Tell me more.
[13:16] Adventurer A
    Well, it sounds like the guys
    who captured the receptionists' hearts
[13:19] Adventurer A
    are A-rank beastfolk
    adventurers or something.
[13:22] Luciel
    But who? Which receptionists?!
[13:25] Adventurers
    Um, I don't actually know.
[13:27] Luciel
    Who is it?!
[13:28] Luciel
    "Multiple" means at least two of them!
[13:30] Luciel
    So who and who else?!
[13:32] Luciel
    If they're marrying beastfolk,
    could one of them be Nanaella-san?
[13:36] Luciel
    Now that I think of it, is this why
    they haven't responded to my letters?
[13:41] Luciel
    Huh?!
[13:44] Luciel
    At least...
[13:46] Luciel
    At the very least,
    please invite me to the wedding.
[13:51] Luciel
    It's been half a year since
    I beat the level twenty boss.
[13:55] Luciel
    Area high heal!
[14:01] Luciel
    Phew. Looks like a total victory this time.
[14:05] Luciel
    Thanks to all my training, I finally
    vanquished the boss on the thirtieth level.
[14:13] Cattleya
    I'm so glad you're all right.
[14:15] Cattleya
    Thank you for coming back to me alive.
[14:17] Luciel
    Please... This is embarrassing.
[14:21] Cattleya
    You really did an amazing job this time.
[14:23] Cattleya
    You earned 426,549 points.
[14:27] Luciel
    So that robe I bought the other day
    after five trips to the labyrinth...
[14:30] Luciel
    I could afford another one of those?
[14:33] Cattleya
    You sure could.
[14:34] Cattleya
    And if you have points left over, you might
    think about stocking up on magic potions.
[14:38] Luciel
    Good idea.
[14:40] Cattleya
    Your magic sack can fit as many as you want,
     so it wouldn't hurt to have them.
[14:44] Luciel
    I depend on magic for most fights,
    so that could be a real lifesaver.
[14:48] Luciel
    Just this run, I would've been
    in trouble without area high heal.
[14:52] Cattleya
    What? You're so young
    and you can use area high heal?
[14:55] Cattleya
    Luciel-kun, have you
    been lying about your age?
[14:58] Luciel
    The first time I visited
    the Healers' Guild at age fifteen,
[15:01] Luciel
    I didn't even know how to use heal.
[15:04] Cattleya
    Then have you gotten your hands
    on some kind of strange drug?
[15:08] Luciel
    Huh? No, that's not even...
[15:10] Luciel
    Oh!
SIGN    Substance X
[15:11] Cattleya
    Well then, when you make your report to
    the pope, you can come clean and repent.
[15:17] Luciel
    Okay.
SIGN    D
    R
    A
    A
    A
    A
    A
    G
[15:18] Luciel
    Maybe I can at least learn something about
    all this Substance X I've been drinking...
[15:24] Pope
    You mean to say you've already
    reached the thirtieth level on your own?
[15:30] Pope
    I must say, I never expected this.
[15:33] Pope
    I applaud your efforts.
[15:35] Pope
    It seems your magic powers have also grown
[15:38] Pope
    much more powerful since we first met.
[15:41] Cattleya
    I have a report to make regarding that.
[15:44] Cattleya
    He's apparently been drinking a beverage
    called Substance X for two and a half years.
[15:49] Luciel
    This is it.
[15:51] Cattleya & Pope
    Gross!
[15:53] Cattleya
    Put that away immediately!
[15:54] Luciel
    A-All right!
[15:55] Cattleya
    Is it poison?
[15:56] Luciel
    N-No.
[15:58] Luciel
    Maybe I should cast purification anyway...
[16:01] Luciel
    It's not poison. It's something
    they serve at the Adventurers' Guild.
[16:06] Luciel
    They say it's produced when you cast magic
     on a special item crafted by a sage.
[16:11] Pope
    At the Adventurers' Guild?
[16:13] Pope
    Wait. What is the name of this drink?
[16:16] Luciel
    I know it as Substance X.
[16:19] Luciel
    It's something they force
    new adventurer's to consume.
[16:22] Pope
    Hmm. I believe it was originally created
    to awaken people's latent talents.
[16:28] Pope
    It's made from medicinal herbs,
    dragon's heart, and spirit water,
[16:33] Pope
    and crafted into a pill.
[16:35] Luciel
    A pill? That'd be much easier to take.
[16:38] Pope
    A sage claimed to have developed
[16:40] Pope
    a magical device to replicate
     the recipe at any time.
[16:45] Pope
    But what came out instead was a liquid,
    so he renamed it.
[16:50] Luciel
    Why?
[16:51] Pope
    I believe it was called Substance X
    when it was in pill form,
[16:57] Pope
    but the liquid version of it
    was so unpalatable
[17:00] Pope
    that its creator changed its name to...
SIGN    God's Lament
[17:04] Pope
    God's Lament.
[17:06] Luciel
    It certainly tastes horrible.
[17:08] Luciel
    I would believe even God
    would lament its flavor.
[17:11] Luciel
    I drink three mugs a day after my meals,
[17:13] Luciel
    and I've been doing so for two and half years.
[17:17] Cattleya
    Huh?
[17:18] Pope
    Is that the truth?
[17:20] Luciel
    Yes. Life in this world is so fragile,
[17:23] Luciel
    so I felt I should do
    whatever I could to survive.
[17:26] Pope
    Hmm.
[17:27] Luciel
    There are no side effects and just drinking
    it makes you strong, so how could I not?
[17:32] Pope
    I see now.
[17:34] Pope
    Your efforts and that hardship
    are what have allowed you to grow so.
[17:39] Cattleya
    I can't believe you can drink that sludge.
[17:41] Cattleya
    Pretty impressive, Luciel-kun.
[17:43] Luciel
    Cattleya-san?
[17:45] Pope
    So, Luciel, will you tell me what kinds
    of monsters you encountered this time?
[17:50] Luciel
    Yes. There were three wights
    and five ghost knights.
[17:54] Luciel
    I evaded them, eventually
    defeating them with area high heal.
[17:57] Pope
    You're able to use that at your age?
[18:00] Pope
    You may yet become a sage yourself one day.
[18:04] Luciel
    I will do my best.
[18:05] Pope
    Now then, bring me the items
    the monsters dropped.
[18:13] Pope
    Oh, these are from... those three girls.
[18:16] Luciel
    What three girls?
[18:18] Pope
    That is all for today.
[18:20] Pope
    I will deliver your reward
    to Cattleya in good time.
[18:23] Pope
    Do continue to explore the labyrinth.
[18:35] Luciel
    Good morning!
[18:37] Cattleya
    Luciel-kun? Morning.
[18:41] Cattleya
    The pope sent this letter.
[18:44] Luciel
    What is it?
[18:45] Cattleya
    It details the effects of God's Lament,
    also known as Substance X.
[18:50] Luciel
    Wow. I'll read it later in the labyrinth.
[18:54] Luciel
    I'm off.
[18:56] Cattleya
    Um, Luciel-kun?
[18:58] Luciel
    Yes?
[18:59] Cattleya
    Good luck.
[19:01] Cattleya
    If you're ever having a hard time,
    I'll be here for you.
[19:04] Luciel
    Sure. Thanks a lot.
[19:10] Luciel
    Now then, what's it say?
[19:12] Luciel
    "This is a direct reproduction of the notes
    on God's Lament, also known as Substance X.
[19:20] Luciel
    Humans have three major primal urges.
[19:22] Luciel
    They desire sleep, they desire food,
     and they desire sex.
[19:26] Luciel
    But those desires tend to wane
    in those who devote themselves to the Church.
[19:31] Luciel
    I thought this medicine could be as a beacon to such devotees
[19:34] Luciel
    to prevent them from losing
     the joys of living.
[19:38] Luciel
    It has the effect of amplifying
    the three primal urges.
[19:42] Luciel
    It also produced some unexpected side effects.
[19:45] Luciel
    It seems to protect the body from various
    maladies, revitalize cells while sleeping,
[19:50] Luciel
    and facilitate skill growth as well."
[19:54] Luciel
    Wow, Substance X is this amazing?
[19:58] Luciel
    "However, a tragedy occurred.
[20:02] Luciel
    There was a wave of criticism
    due to its unbearably bad smell.
[20:05] Luciel
    It was deemed unfit for the Church
    and slated for disposal.
SIGN    Out!
SIGN    Gong!
[20:09] Luciel
    Yet this medicine was the reason
    I was allowed to become a sage.
[20:14] Luciel
    So I asked the Adventurers' Guild
    headquarters if I could leave it with them.
[20:18] Luciel
    If any beginners are curious about the effects,
    I'd like it to be available for them to drink.
[20:22] Luciel
    I pray that this God's Lament may one day
    become the item that saves the world."
[20:30] Luciel
    Huh. What's on this other page?
[20:34] Luciel
    The results of a study
    on Substance X's effects, huh?
SIGN    Desire to Sleep
SIGN    Desire for Sex
SIGN    Desire to Eat
[20:39] Luciel
    The actual effect of Substance X
    is increasing one of the three primal urges
SIGN    Desire to Sleep
SIGN    Desire for Sex
[20:45] Luciel
    and transforming that energy to enhance
     one's overall physical ability.
[20:52] Luciel
    That's a pretty big secret.
    So it sacrifices a primal urge, eh?
[20:57] Luciel
    Come to think of it...
SIGN    Desire to eat
[20:59] Luciel
    I've got an appetite.
SIGN    Desire to sleep
[21:02] Luciel
    I love to sleep.
SIGN    Desire for sex
[21:06] Luciel
    And sexual desire... Wait, sexual desire?
SIGN    Sexual
[21:11] Luciel
    Sexual desire...
SIGN    Sexual Desire
[21:14] Luciel
    Now that I think about it, I've got none.
[21:22] Luciel
    Absolutely none! Not any at all!
[21:25] Luciel
    Wait, was that because she felt sorry for me?!
[21:28] Luciel
    Does she basically think
    I'm impotent or something?!
[21:32] Luciel
    Like I'm already in celibate sage mode?!
SIGN    I'm in sage mode?!
[21:34] Luciel
    I mean, this world is full of babes.
[21:37] Luciel
    But I've never once felt
    turned on around them!
[21:41] Luciel
    S-Still, even if I haven't been turned on,
[21:43] Luciel
    they've definitely caught my eye before.
[21:46] Luciel
    Absolutely. Definitely. So I'm okay.
[21:49] Luciel
    I'm... totally okay.
[21:52] Luciel
    Okay.
[21:54] Luciel
    Once I make it through the labyrinth,
    I'm going to fall in love!
[21:57] Luciel
    Oh yeah!
[22:00] Luciel
    Except I still haven't gotten responses
    to any of my letters...
[22:09] Luciel
    Training! Training!
[22:12] Luciel
    It's training time!
[22:14] Luciel
    All for my future!
[23:55] Pope
    Oh, dear Luciel.
[23:58] Pope
    You drank all that Substance X
    and now have zero sex drive?
[24:02] Pope
    Next time: "Trouble in St. Shurule."
SIGN    #11 Trouble in St. Shurule
[24:05] Pope
    At this rate, you might
    change jobs and become a sage.

Season 1

E11 - Trouble in St. Shurule

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[00:03] Luciel
    It's been a month since I learned
    the truth about Substance X.
[00:06] Luciel
    In that time, I've explored all the way from
    the thirty-first to the fortieth floor.
[00:11] Luciel
    I started encountering monsters
    I've never seen before,
[00:15] Luciel
    and I eventually made it
    to the fortieth-floor boss battle.
[00:20] Luciel
    Or, at least, that was the plan...
[00:22] Luciel
    But something about it gave me
    a bad feeling, you know?
[00:26] Luciel
    Maybe I can gather more info about
    the undead at the Adventurers' Guild.
[00:33] Luciel
    Wha—? Oh.
[00:41] Luciel
    Um, what's wrong, little one?
    Did you want to talk to me?
[00:47] Luciel
    This is bad.
[00:48] Luciel
    If I'm spotted with a girl this young, I might
    get stuck with another nasty nickname!
SIGN    Reported!
[00:54] Luciel
    Welp, why don't we go on inside?
[01:02] Nanaella
    Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild...
[01:05] Monika
    St. Weirdo Luciel-sama!
[01:08] Nanaella & Monika
    We've been waiting for you!
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN    #11 Trouble in St. Shurule
[02:45] Luciel
    Nanaella-san? Monika-san?
[02:48] Nanaella & Monika
    Yes!
[02:49] Luciel
    What are you two doing here?
[02:53] Adventurer 1
    All hands! All hands!
[02:55] Adventurer 1
    St. Weirdo is here!
[02:57] Adventurer 1
    Bring in the injured from the streets!
[02:59] Adventurer 2
    Everyone's gonna be saved now!
[03:01] Luciel
    Huh? Huh?
[03:02] Luciel
    Hey! Hold on a minute!
[03:04] Luciel
    I wasn't done talking to them!
[03:09] Luciel
    Cure!
[03:11] Luciel
    Recover!
[03:12] Luciel
    Dispel!
[03:16] Milty
    St. Weirdo, over here as well.
[03:18] Luciel
    Please wait a minute.
[03:22] Luciel
    That beastfolk child over there
    came to me for help out front.
[03:26] Luciel
    Would you see what she has to say?
[03:29] Milty
    All right.
[03:30] Luciel
    Thank you.
[03:34] Luciel
    Monika-san, Nanaella-san...
[03:38] Luciel
    Why did you come all the way to the capital?
[03:43] Luciel
    Could it be...?
[03:51] Luciel
    They're here to tell me
    they're getting married?!
[03:53] Luciel
    Congratulations?!
[03:58] Luciel
    No... I'm not gonna cry yet!
[04:02] Adventurers
    I'm better!
[04:04] Adventurers
    It doesn't hurt anymore!
[04:05] Luciel
    All done.
[04:07] Milty
    St. Weirdo?
[04:09] Milty
    Would you mind hurrying
    to the slums with this girl?
[04:15] Luciel
    Um, is it urgent?
[04:18] Milty
    Yes.
[04:19] Nanaella
    Luciel-kun.
[04:20] Nanaella
    We'll go with you.
[04:22] Monika
    We've got to hurry!
[04:24] Luciel
    But isn't it dangerous?
[04:26] Master
    The slums, huh?
[04:27] Luciel
    Master?
[04:28] Master
    I'll go with you.
[04:30] Luciel
    I'm sure it'll be safer with you there.
[04:33] Luciel
    We're counting on you!
[04:38] Luciel
    What a stench.
[04:40] Luciel
    Is it the smell of death?
[04:43] Luciel
    There are puddles of blood everywhere.
[04:53] Luciel
    What happened here?
[04:55] Master
    We heard they're representatives from
    the Independent City-State of Yenice.
[04:59] Nanaella
    When they got close to the border,
    they were attacked by a big group of thieves.
[05:04] Monika
    Since there's so many of them,
    we can't take them all to a clinic.
[05:10] Luciel
    So she came to the Adventurers'
    Guild to ask for help...
[05:18] Luciel
    Are you all right?
[05:21] Luciel
    He's standing up while unconscious?
[05:24] Luciel
    I-I guess I'll use area high heal.
[05:28] Nanaella
    Luciel-kun!
[05:34] Luciel
    Ow!
[05:37] Luciel
    I'm gonna die... I'm gonna die!
    I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
[05:40] Luciel
    Again? In a place like this?
[05:44] Luciel
    No! I'm not the same man I was then.
[05:50] Luciel
    God, that hurts!
[05:53] Luciel
    Damn it, I'll heal all of you!
[05:55] Luciel
    Area high heal!
[06:11] Nanaella
    Luciel-kun, are you okay?
[06:13] Monika
    He just stabbed you!
[06:14] Master
    St. Weirdo, I'm sorry.
[06:17] Master
    I never thought anyone would attack you.
[06:19] Luciel
    He didn't seem threatening.
    Got me before I knew it...
[06:22] Luciel
    No way we could've seen that coming.
[06:25] Luciel
    I bet he was instinctively trying
    to protect the other beastfolk.
[06:32] Luciel
    Purification!
[06:33] Luciel
    Recover!
[06:39] Luciel
    That should cover the healing for now.
[06:43] Luciel
    The guy who stabbed me...
    Is he that girl's father?
[06:49] Luciel
    Well, I'm glad they're okay.
[06:52] Slum dweller 1
    Excuse me!
[06:55] Slum dweller 1
    We beg you!
[06:56] Slum dweller 1
    Please help the residents here too!
[06:59] Luciel
    Erm...
[07:01] Luciel
    What's with the Japanese-style kowtowing?
[07:05] Master
    These are the folks
    who live here in the slums.
[07:07] Luciel
    All I can really do is treat injuries.
[07:11] Nanaella
    Luciel-kun, are you going
    to treat them for free?
[07:14] Luciel
    Well, there are rules,
    so I can't just do it for free.
[07:20] Luciel
    I decided to treat the residents,
    but I did it under the pretext of "charity."
[07:26] Luciel
    Then I purified the area that
    was the source of their plague.
[07:29] Luciel
    I explained to them that
    I wouldn't always be able to do so
[07:33] Luciel
    and lectured them on
    the importance of public safety
[07:35] Luciel
    and the necessity of regular cleaning
[07:37] Luciel
    to prevent people from
    getting injured and sick.
[07:41] Slum dwellers
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
[07:45] Slum dwellers
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
    St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
[07:46] Luciel
    But who the heck told them
    to call me "St. Weirdo"?
SIGN    Holy Capital of Shurule, City Center
[07:56] Luciel
    Sorry to get you caught up in that after
    you came all the way to the capital.
[08:01] Monika
    It's okay.
[08:02] Nanaella
    But I wish you would think
    a little more about yourself.
[08:06] Nanaella
    I was really shaken when
    you got stabbed like that.
[08:11] Luciel
    Man, it feels great to have someone
    care about me! I'm so happy!
[08:15] Luciel
    This might give me the boost I need
    to fight the boss on the fortieth level.
SIGN    Touched...
[08:19] Luciel
    Must be a surprise from Monster Luck-sensei.
[08:22] Monster Luck-sensei
    Sure has been a while, boy!
[08:25] Monika
    Luciel-kun?
[08:27] Luciel
    Ah! S-Sorry!
[08:28] Luciel
    By the way, what brings you two to the capital?
[08:32] Luciel
    I bet the guild's got it rough
    without its receptionists.
[08:35] Monika
    I'm sure you're right, especially now
    that two of them are getting married.
[08:40] Nanaella
    Right.
[08:41] Luciel
    M-Married...
[08:42] Nanaella
    So we decided to visit the capital
    before things get really busy.
[08:47] Luciel
    U-Um... So who exactly is getting married?
[08:51] Nanaella & Monika
    Huh?
[08:52] Nanaella
    It's Melina-san and Mernell-san.
[08:54] Luciel
    Huh?
[08:55] Monika
    But we told you that in our letters.
    Right, Nana-chan?
[08:59] Nanaella
    Yeah.
[09:01] Luciel
    You've both been sending me letters?
[09:02] Monika
    W-Well, yes.
[09:04] Luciel
    I kept writing to you
    but never got a response,
[09:07] Luciel
    so I thought maybe you didn't want
    them and I should stop writing.
[09:11] Nanaella & Monika
    Huh?
[09:12] Monika
    We haven't received a single
    letter from you, though!
[09:17] Luciel
    Does that mean Master Brod
    didn't get any either?
[09:20] Monika
    I think he did. He seemed
    really happy about it.
[09:24] Nanaella
    But that was the only one
    that came, wasn't it?
[09:29] Master
    Ah, sorry, sorry.
[09:31] Master
    I always party after I'm done with work.
[09:34] Master
    I've still got your letters. I just
    forgot to have them sent, darn it.
[09:38] Luciel
    What do you mean you "forgot," darn it?!
[09:43] Elitz
    By the way, St. Weirdo...
[09:44] Luciel
    Oh, Elitz-dono.
[09:47] Elitz
    Which one of these ladies is your girlfriend?
SIGN    Girlfriend
[09:52] Luciel
    Huh?!
[09:53] Luciel
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:55] Adventurer 1
    Those are the renowned receptionist babes
     from Merratoni, right?
[09:59] Adventurer 2
    They've been with him the whole time
    he was healing. Even in the slums!
[10:02] Adventurer 1
    Seriously?! You think
    he's dating both of them?
[10:05] Adventurer 3
    How does a guy with a nickname
    like that get so lucky?
[10:08] Luciel
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[10:10] Luciel
    I mean, I never ask to be called that!
[10:14] Luciel
    These ladies are the reason
    I was able to become a healer.
[10:18] Luciel
    They're very dear to me.
[10:20] Luciel
    Thanks to their support, I was able
    to keep all that Substance X down
[10:25] Luciel
    and survive Master Brod's training,
    and that's no exaggeration.
[10:29] Elitz
    B-Brod?!
[10:31] Adventurer 1 & 2
    B-Brod? You mean the Whirlwind?
[10:36] Luciel
    Now then, how long do you plan on staying?
[10:39] Monika
    We'll be here three nights.
[10:41] Luciel
    I-In that case, I'd like to spend as much
    time with you as possible!
[10:47] Nanaella & Monika
    Sure!
[10:49] Nanaella & Monika
    In that case...
[10:52] Luciel
    Huh?
[10:53] Luciel
    Huh?
[10:55] Monika
    We just heard from the receptionist here...
[10:58] Nanaella
    There are some injured
    folks in the training hall.
[11:00] Monika
    So, time for work!
[11:02] Luciel
    B-But you traveled all this way...
    Is this really what you want to do?
[11:06] Nanaella
    Of course!
[11:07] Monika
    Because we'll be with you!
[11:13] Master
    Ah, to be young...
[11:15] Luciel
    One thing led to the next,
[11:17] Luciel
    and we didn't really do anything
    special during their visit.
[11:21] Luciel
    We just treated adventurers.
[11:23] Luciel
    As an apology for the letters, the master
    held a huge party for everyone.
[11:29] Luciel
    And before we knew it, it was time
    for them to leave the capital.
[11:35] Luciel
    I'm so happy that you came to visit!
[11:38] Nanaella
    And we're really happy we
    got to see you doing so well.
[11:42] Monika
    Yeah.
[11:45] Luciel
    Next time, I'll try to come visit you instead.
[11:49] Nanaella & Monika
    I can't wait!
[11:53] Nanaella
    We synced!
[11:57] Luciel
    I feel like their visit gave me energy
    to keep fighting through the labyrinth.
[12:00] Luciel
    The energy to do my absolute best.
[12:04] Luciel
    I look forward to the day we can meet again.
SIGN    Japanese-style kowtowing
[12:17] Luciel
    Um, would you please stand up now?
[12:21] Luciel
    The stab wound has already healed completely.
[12:24] Orga
    I can't possibly! You're such
    an esteemed, high-ranking healer!
[12:28] Orga
    There's absolutely no excuse
    for me injuring you!
[12:31] Orga
    I could give my life
    and it still wouldn't be enough!
[12:34] Luciel
    No, that really isn't necessary!
[12:36] Luciel
    Thankfully, we were able to save your life,
    so don't throw it away.
SIGN    Touched
[12:43] Orga
    St. Weirdo!
[12:47] Luciel
    Oh, is that right?
[12:48] Luciel
    You came all this way because you want
    to found a Healers' Guild in Yenice?
[12:52] Orga
    Thanks to you, our meeting
    with the pope went very well.
[12:57] Orga
    We were only able to do this
    because you saved our lives.
[13:02] Orga
    We really cannot thank you enough!
[13:04] Luciel
    No, not at all! It was truly nothing.
[13:07] Orga
    No, hardly!
[13:08] Luciel
    No, truly! I insist!
[13:09] Orga
    No, it was really and truly...
[13:11] Luciel
    Ah!
[13:13] Luciel
    Oh, it's you.
[13:15] Orga
    H-Hey, Sheila!
[13:17] Orga
    St. Weirdo, I apologize
    for my daughter's behavior.
[13:20] Luciel
    No need to worry. It's perfectly fine.
[13:24] Luciel
    I wonder if this girl...
[13:27] Orga
    Long ago, my daughter's vocal cords
    were damaged in an accident.
[13:32] Luciel
    Oh, I see.
[13:36] Luciel
    Sheila-chan, you're a hero
    for saving all these people.
[13:46] Luciel
    Never let fate hold you back.
    Keep doing your best!
[13:56] Orga
    St. Weirdo, did you say something?
[14:01] Luciel
    It was just a little blessing.
[14:04] Luciel
    Extra heal.
[14:06] Luciel
    I haven't mastered it yet,
    so it might have no effect,
[14:10] Luciel
    but I hope it helps Sheila-chan regain
    at least a little of her voice.
[14:21] Lumina
    I see. So you've made it all the way
    to the main chamber of the fortieth floor.
SIGN    Valkyrie Paladin Regiment Training Grounds
[14:25] Luciel
    But when I think about the tough
    enemy waiting there for me,
[14:29] Luciel
    I'm worried I might not
    be ready to fight him yet.
[14:32] Lumina
    You're a coward.
[14:34] Lumina
    Though I don't think that's
    necessarily a bad thing.
[14:38] Lumina
    When exploring the labyrinth,
    you put your life on the line.
[14:41] Lumina
    If you're feeling unsure,
    why don't we spar some more?
[14:43] Luciel
    What? You mean it?
[14:45] Lumina
    It's almost been a year since you
    came to headquarters, Luciel-kun.
[14:50] Lumina
    I want to see how much
    you've improved since then.
[14:56] Luciel
    All right.
[15:02] Luciel
    Thanks for doing this with me!
[15:09] Luciel
    Even using my physical enhancement skill,
    it takes everything I have to defend.
[15:13] Luciel
    Lumina-san really is amazing.
[15:15] Luciel
    So I'm gonna have to try something unorthodox
[15:18] Luciel
    if I want to win!
[15:24] Luciel
    Uh...
[15:27] Luciel
    I bet she's gonna be mad about that.
[15:32] Lumina
    You managed to surprise me, Luciel-kun.
[15:36] Lumina
    I had no idea you'd become this strong.
[15:42] Lumina
    Why don't you try attacking me
    this time, Luciel-kun?
[15:45] Luciel
    Here I come!
[15:52] Lumina
    In less than a year, you've
    already gotten lots better.
[15:57] Lumina
    But you probably still shouldn't try
    to fight super strong opponents yet.
[16:02] Luciel
    Thanks for the advice. I have
    a better idea of how to proceed now.
[16:07] Lumina
    Keep your eyes on the prize
    and do your best, 'kay?
[16:12] Luciel
    Can I ask why you've gotten
    so much more casual with me, Lumina-san?
[16:19] Lumina
    Well, that's... actually
    the way I normally talk.
[16:23] Lumina
    I make an effort to sound tougher,
    but sometimes I let my guard down.
[16:28] Luciel
    I think the friendly tone really suits you.
[16:37] Lumina
    I'll remember that.
[16:38] Lumina
    But the female paladins
    I respect also talk tough like this.
[16:43] Luciel
    Is that right?
[16:44] Luciel
    Well, if you ever want to be casual,
    I'm always happy to chat.
[16:52] Lumina
    When the time is right.
[16:55] Luciel
    The next day, with Lumina-san leading them,
[16:59] Luciel
    the Valkyrie paladin regiment
    set out for the border.
SIGN    Six Months Later
[17:04] Cattleya
    I see. You've finally decided to go
    to the fortieth-floor main chamber.
[17:08] Luciel
    Yes.
[17:09] Luciel
    I've spent enough time training
    and finally made up my mind.
[17:13] Cattleya
    Lumina asked me to give you
    this letter when the time came.
[17:18] Luciel
    Lumina-san did?
SIGN    Fortieth Level
[17:27] Lumina
    In the level forty main chamber,
    you will most likely find
[17:29] Lumina
    a man who used his exceptional spearmanship
    to climb the ranks and become head templar,
[17:34] Lumina
    and a knight who used his powerful
    recovery magic and long sword technique
[17:38] Lumina
    to fight his way to become
    captain of the paladins.
[17:47] Luciel
    I guess both powerful foes
    merged into one undead monster
[17:51] Luciel
    that dual wields a sword
    and a spear. That's gotta be it.
[17:54] Luciel
    That's so unfair! That's the fighting
    style
I wanted to use!
[17:58] Luciel
    Purification!
[18:03] Luciel
    No effect?
[18:05] Luciel
    Then what about physical attacks?
[18:09] Luciel
    Did that work?
[18:13] Luciel
    Physical attacks may be effective,
[18:15] Luciel
    but I have no way to tell

    how much damage they deal.
[18:18] Luciel
    More importantly, fighting like this
    is going to wear me out.
[18:41] Luciel
    That saved me! But...
[18:45] Luciel
    Really, what is up with Substance X?
SIGN    Lost after aggravating the boss with extra heal!
[18:48] Luciel
    And so I tried all sorts of attacks.
SIGN    Lost an entire arm, shield and all.
[18:52] Luciel
    When he got me, I'd retreat to the
    safe zone I cordoned off with Substance X.
SIGN    Seriously? Sleeping during a boss battle?
[18:57] Luciel
    I kept repeating that over and over.
SIGN    One Week Later
[19:05] Luciel
    I wonder how long it's been
    since I started fighting him.
[19:10] Luciel
    I'm gonna run out of food soon.
    I really don't want to starve to death!
[19:14] Luciel
    But at this rate...
SIGN    Oh, dear Luciel...
SIGN    What a shame that you died.
[19:21] Luciel
    No, no, no, no, no!
    This isn't some kind of video game!
[19:25] Luciel
    I'd already started to suspect it,
    but this isn't a fake labyrinth after all.
[19:30] Luciel
    It's actually the real deal.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
SIGN    Job: Healer VIII
SIGN    Age: 18
SIGN    Level: 1
[19:32] Luciel
    I still don't know why my level won't go up,
[19:35] Luciel
    but it finally dawned on me
    after losing limbs and nearly dying...
[19:41] Luciel
    If I get killed, it's really game over.
[19:43] Luciel
    There's no reset or new game.
[19:46] Luciel
    If I don't win, I'm done for good.
[19:53] Luciel
    I've got this. I've fought him
    long enough to learn his attack patterns.
[19:57] Luciel
    And over the last half a year,
[19:59] Luciel
    I've visualized how to win
    against a dual-wielding opponent
[20:02] Luciel
    over and over again in my head.
[20:06] Luciel
    Now's my chance!
[20:08] Luciel
    I first need to stop his continuous attacks,
[20:10] Luciel
    and once I do...
[20:13] Luciel
    he's not big on defense,
    so he'll be wide open!
[20:18] (Flashback) Brod
    No matter how high your status gets, if your
    head is chopped off your body, you're dead.
[20:24] Luciel
    I'm not sure if that's true for the
    undead, but I'll trust my master.
[20:28] Luciel
    There are people I want to see again.
[20:32] Luciel
    They're giving me the will to survive!
[20:37] Luciel
    Because at this point,
[20:40] Luciel
    I've given up on giving up!
[20:48] Luciel
    I... I did it!
[20:56] Luciel
    Cattleya-san is probably worried about me.
[20:58] Luciel
    I should go back for now.
[21:02] Luciel
    Man, that really was a long uphill battle.
[21:12] Luciel
    Oh, silly me. I have to push it, not pull!
[21:17] Luciel
    I was fighting for so long,
    I must've forgotten.
[21:30] Luciel
    It still won't open...
[21:45] Luciel
    This really reeks!
[21:47] Luciel
    But it's top-tier monster repellent,
    so I strapped it to myself!
[21:50] Luciel
    I'll call it the Substance X charge!
[21:54] Luciel
    After I beat the floor forty boss,
    since I couldn't return to the surface,
[21:59] Luciel
    I had no choice but to advance
    down to the fiftieth level.
[22:02] Luciel
    I just walked straight ahead,
    stumbling across treasure chests as I went,
[22:06] Luciel
    and very easily found
    the staircases to the next levels.
[22:09] Luciel
    It went so smoothly that it was like
    Monster Luck-sensei was showing me the way.
[22:14] Monster Luck-sensei
    Fight on, boy!
[22:16] Luciel
    And at last, I found myself
    at the fiftieth-floor boss.
[23:55] Luciel
    Boy, I've sure been through a lot!
SIGN    Sanctuary Circle
[23:57] Luciel
    Master Brod put me through the wringer,
    I had to drink tons of Substance X,
SIGN    St. Weirdo
[24:00] Luciel
    and I almost died so many times in
    the labyrinth. Wait, what?
[24:03] Luciel
    Next time: "S-Rank Healer and
    Exorcist Luciel's Declaration"!
SIGN    #12 S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
[24:07] Luciel
    Hold it! I'm not a "great" anything yet!

Season 1

E12 - S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration

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[00:01] Adventurer 1
    Hey, Master.
[00:02] Adventurer 1
    I haven't seen St. Weirdo in half
    a year. Do you know what's up?
[00:06] Master
    I haven't heard a peep from him.
[00:09] Master
    Last time I saw him was
    when he stopped by
[00:11] Master
    to stock up on a bunch
    of food and Substance X.
[00:14] Adventurer 2
    Maybe he's off on an expedition.
[00:17] Female adventurer
    Now that you mention it,
    since St. Weirdo disappeared,
[00:20] Female adventurer
    clinic fees have really gone up.
[00:24] Master
    Could it be...?
[00:26] Adventurer 1
    Has St. Weirdo been locked up by the Church?!
SIGN    St. Weirdo
SIGN    The Great Cleric
SIGN    A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
SIGN    Fiftieth Floor
[02:09] Luciel
    This is the last of my food.
SIGN    #12 S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
[02:13] Luciel
    If the next one isn't
    the final boss, I'm done for.

[02:19] Luciel
    If I die here, I wonder...
[02:22] Luciel
    Will I become undead or something, too?
[02:27] Luciel
    Spell tome.
[02:29] Luciel
    Guess I'd better take a look through this guy.
SIGN    Spell tome received after defeating the floor forty boss
[02:33] Luciel
    "Sanctuary circle."
SIGN    Sanctuary Circle
SIGN    Sanctuary Circle
[02:35] Luciel
    "Purges magic of the dark affinity,
[02:38] Luciel
    and burns all demons and ghosts
     within the circle."
[02:42] Luciel
    "A spell of hope which
    protects all that is holy."
[02:45] Luciel
    That's so cool!
[03:05] Luciel
    Oh wow.
[03:07] Luciel
    You really do look like the final boss.
[03:11] Luciel
    You're a big one...
[03:12] Luciel
    Might as well call you King Wight, I guess.
[03:16] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[03:19] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[03:21] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic.
[03:24] Luciel
    Bring relief as from the breath of an angel
[03:26] Luciel
    and heal the spirits
    residing within all things.
[03:29] Luciel
    Area high—
[03:32] Luciel
    That was close!
[03:33] Luciel
    Faces? That's so creepy!
[03:39] Luciel
    Purification!
[03:44] Luciel
    When did he...
[03:46] Luciel
    Black arts? Is that dark affinity magic?
[03:49] Luciel
    Then I'll go ahead and test this out!
[03:52] Luciel
    Sanctuary circle!
[04:04] Luciel
    It looks... effective...
[04:08] Luciel
    I'm running out of magic... Magic potion!
[04:19] Luciel
    If I keep doing this over and over,
[04:21] Luciel
    I'll eventually run out of potions,
    and he'll get me.
[04:24] Luciel
    I've got to finish him off quickly!
[04:27] Luciel
    O holy touch of healing.
[04:29] Luciel
    O breath of the mother of this great land.
[04:32] Luciel
    I don't know if this will work or not.
[04:34] Luciel
    O Lord, I offer up my magic.
[04:38] Luciel
    Harness a shield of purification
    like the radiant wings of an angel
[04:41] Luciel
    and bring forth a sanctuary
    to sear all that is evil and impure.
[04:45] Luciel
    Sanctuary circle!
[04:48] Luciel
    Go!
[04:54] Luciel
    Did that do it?
[04:58] Luciel
    Uh-oh!
[05:15] Luciel
    His face at the end...
[05:18] Luciel
    What if all of the monsters
    and bosses I've beaten so far
[05:21] Luciel
    were also once people like this old guy?
[05:25] Luciel
    I get the feeling that's what this means.
[05:28] Luciel
    And was he trying to tell me something?
[05:36] Luciel
    What's this?
[05:38] Luciel
    "Forbidden Holy Magic"?
[05:40] Luciel
    I'm gonna have to report this to the pope.
[05:44] Luciel
    I'll put these away for now.
[05:50] Luciel
    What's that?
[05:56] Luciel
    Something smells really good.
[06:03] Luciel
    It's draining my magic!
[06:15] Luciel
    It leads to another staircase.
[06:18] Luciel
    Guess that means I keep going.
[06:26] Luciel
    Another level?
[06:35] Luciel
    A d-d-dragon?!
[06:37] Luciel
    This isn't funny! There's no way
    I could beat something like that!
[06:45] Luciel
    I-Is it undead? It isn't moving, though...
[06:50] Luciel
    They say that dragons are intelligent.
[06:52] Luciel
    It might even be able to speak.
[06:54] Luciel
    If it is undead, maybe I can use
    sanctuary circle to turn it back.

[06:58] Luciel
    If I can't, this is game over.
[07:01] Luciel
    But I don't have any other choice!
[07:04] Luciel
    Sanctuary circle!
[07:23] Luciel
    D-Did I defeat it?
[07:26] Luciel
    It sure looks cool up close...
[07:29] Luciel
    There's no way I'd win
    in a real fight against thi—
[07:34] Luciel
    I'm dead meat! I'm gonna get eaten!
[07:40] Holy Dragon
    You bested me with one attack.
    Quite impressive.
[07:44] Holy Dragon
    I shall grant you a reward.
[07:47] Luciel
    Look at all that treasure!
[07:48] Holy Dragon
    You may take it all with you.
[07:50] Luciel
    Er, are you sure this isn't a trap?
[07:54] Holy Dragon
    Be at ease. There are no evil spirits
    left on this level, are there?
[07:59] Holy Dragon
    Once you collect the remaining magic
    stones, the labyrinth will disappear.
[08:04] Holy Dragon
    I will let you choose how to proceed.
    A special privilege for you alone.
[08:10] Luciel
    He doesn't seem like a threat.
[08:12] Luciel
    Maybe he'll answer if I ask him something.
[08:16] Luciel
    What exactly is the purpose
    of this labyrinth?
[08:19] Holy Dragon
    We of the dragon race were sealed away
    where miasma gathers.
[08:26] Holy Dragon
    This labyrinth is one such place.
[08:30] Luciel
    If you were trapped here,
     shouldn't a hero have come to rescue you?
[08:35] Holy Dragon
    No hero ever appeared.
[08:38] Holy Dragon
    But that is not all that
    has transpired here in this world...
[08:46] Luciel
    I can't believe that's what happened...
[08:51] Luciel
    What? What?!
[08:54] Holy Dragon
    You stand before a great reward,
[08:56] Holy Dragon
    yet you are not clutching at it
     or overwhelmed by greed.
[08:59] Holy Dragon
    I like that.
[09:01] Luciel
    What?
[09:02] Holy Dragon
    I shall grant you my protection.
[09:05] Luciel
    Wait, what? That sounds scary!
[09:08] Holy Dragon
    What is your name?
[09:10] Luciel
    Luciel. But I don't know
    about this protection...
[09:14] Holy Dragon
    Be at ease. I will merely
    make you harder to kill.
[09:19] Luciel
    Oh, in that case, I'll gladly take it!
[09:20] Holy Dragon
    Luciel... From here on, monsters
    will only grow more powerful.
[09:27] Holy Dragon
    Save as many beings as you can.
[09:31] Holy Dragon
    I pray that will include my brethren.
[09:36] Holy Dragon
    My protection and my remains,
    Luciel, I confer upon you.
[09:47] Holy Dragon
    I have upheld my oath.
[09:55] Holy Dragon
    Save as many beings as you can.
[09:59] Holy Dragon
    I pray that will include my brethren.
[10:05] Luciel
    I understand. I'll do everything in my power.
SIGN    Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
    Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
    Title acquired: Dragonslayer
SIGN    Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
    Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
    Title acquired: Dragonslayer
SIGN    Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
    Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
    Title acquired: Dragonslayer
[10:15] Luciel
    Great. All picked up.
[10:25] Luciel
    A staff and a necklace?
[10:29] Luciel
    Whoa! Could I be going home—
SIGN    Title acquired: He Who Released the Seal
SIGN    As result of your oath to the holy dragon,
    you can now sense where dragons are sealed away
[10:51] Luciel
    I did it! I made it—
[10:54] Luciel
    back home.
[10:55] Luciel
    I just got back!
[10:59] Luciel
    Cattleya-san?! That was really mean!
[11:02] Luciel
    Did I do something to you?
[11:04] Cattleya
    You're still alive!
[11:06] Luciel
    Yeah... I think I am...
[11:10] Cattleya
    I'm so glad you're safe! Really!
[11:13] Luciel
    Th-Thank you.
[11:15] Luciel
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Not so tight!
[11:18] Cattleya
    You were gone for half a year.
    I thought something happened in the labyrinth.
[11:25] Cattleya
    I just assumed you were escaped undead!
[11:31] Cattleya
    You gave me quite a fright just now.
[11:35] Luciel
    I almost thought I was a goner there myself...
[11:38] Cattleya
    But now isn't the time for this!
[11:40] Cattleya
    You have to stop the adventurers!
[11:42] Luciel
    Excuse me?
[11:44] Adventurer 3
    Free our St. Weirdo!
SIGN    Free St. Weirdo!!
SIGN    Give him back!
[11:47] Woman adventurer
    Release the healer Luciel!
[11:51] Cattleya
    Quick! This way!
[11:52] Luciel
    What is this all about?
[11:56] Luciel
    Master?!
[11:58] Luciel
    And even Gulgar-san and Galba-san?
[12:00] Master
    Hey! What about me?
[12:03] Brod
    Hey, kid.
[12:05] Luciel
    E-Everyone... what's going on?
[12:10] Brod
    Get a load of this guy! He's still kicking!
[12:13] Gulgar
    What a relief!
[12:14] Galba
    Where were you for the last half year?
[12:17] Luciel
    Did they all think I was dead?
[12:20] Brod
    I gotcha!
[12:23] Master
    Hey, Whirlwind. I'll go and tell
    the folks outside that the kid's okay.
[12:28] Master
    Don't forget to stop by
    the Adventurers' Guild later, St. Weirdo!
[12:32] Brod
    Yeah, he'll be there!
[12:34] Luciel
    I give! I give!
[12:35] Gulgar
    Say, you're awful cheery all
    of a sudden, Whirlwind.
[12:38] Brod
    Huh? Don't be ridiculous.
[12:42] Luciel
    So, what brings you all to the capital?
[12:45] Brod
    Really? You don't know?
[12:48] Gulgar
    Well, Luciel always has been kinda...
[12:51] Gulgar
    You could call him special.
[12:57] Luciel
    They sure are rowdy out there.
[12:59] Luciel
    Is today a city festival or something?
[13:04] Gulgar
    That's a good one, man!
SIGN    What a weird kid...
[13:06] Galba
    So, what were you doing all this time?
[13:09] Luciel
    Well, I was...
SIGN    GRRROWL
[13:14] Luciel
    Thank you for the food!
[13:17] Luciel
    At the Adventurers' Guild,
[13:20] Luciel
    Gulgar-san and the guildmaster put together
    some dishes that made me drool,
[13:23] Adventurers
    Gross!
[13:23] Luciel
    and then made me chug Substance X.
[13:24] Adventurers
    That stinks!
[13:25] Adventurers
    It reeks!
[13:27] Luciel
    People who couldn't afford clinics
    heard the rumors
[13:30] Luciel
    and overwhelmed the guild,
    so I reinstated "St. Weirdo's Free Day."
[13:36] Luciel
    Then I took advantage
    of Master Brod being around.
[13:43] Luciel
    I'm gonna go all out.
[13:45] Brod
    Look at you, getting all cocky.
[13:48] Brod
    Come at me whenever you're ready.
[13:50] Luciel
    Here I go!
[13:54] Brod
    It looks like you're
    starting to get it together,
[13:57] Brod
    but did you really feel like you'd
     gotten that much stronger?
[14:00] Brod
    Get up. I'll smack that false
    confidence right out of you.
[14:05] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[14:10] Luciel
    More, more!
[14:14] Adventurer 4
    Th-That's him, the urban legend...
[14:17] Adventurer 4
    The Whirlwind!
[14:20] Luciel
    More, more...
[14:22] Cat woman
    The maso-zombie!
[14:23] Adventurer 4
    He was never just a legend!
[14:27] Adventurer 4
    He's the real thing!
[14:30] Adventurer 4
    real thing... real thing...
[14:33] Elitz
    If you need anything else,
    I'll come a-running.
[14:36] Female adventurer 2
    We're so happy you survived, Luciel!
[14:39] Elitz
    You're the only one Brod-san
    can take his stress out on, Luciel!
[14:43] Luciel
    You don't say...
[14:44] Adventurer 4
    Our masochist club meets
    later on. You should come!
[14:47] Cat woman
    Heal us if we get hurt again, okay?
[14:50] Luciel
    Wow, he brought up that
    masochist club without any hesitation.
[14:55] Brod
    Hey, Luciel.
[14:58] Brod
    My idiot apprentice.
[14:59] Luciel
    So mean!
[15:00] Brod
    Look at how many people
    were worried about you.
[15:04] Brod
    But you're still so, so weak.
    You need to be aware of that.
[15:10] Luciel
    Yes, sir!
[15:11] Gulgar
    Hold on, Brod.
[15:13] Gulgar
    If you don't dial it back, Luciel
    might never come home to Merratoni!
[15:19] Luciel
    That isn't true at all.
[15:22] Luciel
    Of course I'll come home.
    So please look me in the eye, Master.
[15:26] Galba
    Next time, I'll train you too.
[15:28] Galba
    I think my style of fighting might be more
    fitting for a coward like you, Luciel-kun.
[15:33] Brod
    Don't you dare steal my apprentice.
[15:36] Galba
    When you come back to Merratoni,
    bring one of your girlfriends with you.
[15:40] Luciel
    Girlfriends?
[15:42] Luciel
    Oh, that's right!
[15:44] Luciel
    Would you mind giving these letters
    to Nanaella-san and Monika-san for me?
[15:49] Brod
    Oh? Has your master become
     your private courier?
[15:53] Brod
    Either way, I think these will please them.
[15:57] Brod
    They were ready to drop everything
    and rush off to the capital, after all.
[16:01] Brod
    I'd be in trouble without them,
    so I somehow persuaded them to stay behind.
[16:05] Galba
    Hmm?
[16:07] Galba
    And who was it that dropped everything
    as instructor to come all the way here again?
[16:13] Brod
    I'll get everything done once I get back.
[16:16] Brod
    But seriously, Luciel,
    which one do you have your eye on?
[16:22] Luciel
    Which?
[16:23] Brod
    Anyway, once you get married and have kids,
     I'll be the one training your—
[16:29] Galba
    Brod, you sure aren't very sharp when
    it comes to people's feelings, are you?
[16:33] Brod
    Hey! Back off!
[16:33] Galba
    Right? I know.
SIGN    Galba-san's strong!
[16:40] Brod
    Luciel, see you later.
[16:43] Luciel
    Yes, you will. Someday!
[16:46] Brod
    We're expecting you!
[16:48] Luciel
    O-Okay!
[16:57] Luciel
    Next, my report to the pope...
[17:00] Pope
    Dear Luciel, I'm very pleased
    that you returned alive.
[17:04] Luciel
    I apologize for any worry I caused.
[17:06] Pope
    No, it's fine.
[17:08] Pope
    Typically, we would have immediately
    sent someone to rescue you,
[17:12] Pope
    but there were some voices of dissent.
[17:15] Pope
    Ultimately, the Valkyrie Paladin
    Regiment did go in after you.
[17:20] Luciel
    Lumina-san's team came for me?
[17:24] Pope
    But wraiths started to appear
    after the thirty-first floor,
[17:27] Pope
    leaving them no choice but to retreat.
[17:29] Luciel
    That is perfectly understandable.
[17:32] Pope
    Now, why did you not return for half a year?
[17:37] Luciel
    Well, inside the labyrinth...
[17:43] Pope
    Is that so?
[17:44] Pope
    I certainly did not expect you to defeat
    the boss on the fiftieth level. Bravo.
[17:49] Pope
    And ultimately you were able
    to return without issue, I see.
[17:56] Luciel
    I beg your pardon,
    but I have something to share now
[17:59] Luciel
    that I can only allow the pope,
    Cattleya-sama, and Lumina-sama to hear.
[18:06] Priest 1
    You mean you refuse to tell us?
[18:08] Priest 1
    You'd dare mock us?
[18:10] Priest 2
    Even if it's adventurer business,
    who do you think you are?!
[18:13] Pope
    It matters not.
[18:15] Pope
    The rest of you may withdraw.
[18:20] Luciel
    After she cleared the room, I told the pope
    about what happened on the fiftieth floor
[18:25] Luciel
    and spoke in detail about the forbidden
    holy magic tome I recovered.
[18:30] Luciel
    Now this is the really important part...
[18:34] Luciel
    At the end of the fiftieth floor,
    I found an undead holy dragon!
[18:41] Luciel
    He said that he and his brethren
    had been cursed by a wicked deity
[18:44] Luciel
    and sealed away in labyrinths.
[18:47] Luciel
    He prayed for their freedom.
[18:50] Luciel
    Then he said...
[18:51] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
    The next hero will not be born
    for another forty years.
[18:56] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
    As the magical elements enveloping
    the world turn further toward darkness,
[18:59] (Flashback) Holy Dragon
    monsters will become more powerful.
[19:03] Luciel
    Once that happens,
[19:05] Luciel
    it's likely not even heroes will be able
    to defeat a newly born demon king.
[19:09] Luciel
    That's what he told me.
[19:13] Pope
    A holy dragon? It cannot be...
[19:18] Pope
    Cattleya. Lumina.
[19:20] Pope
    I forbid you from speaking of what
    Luciel just said to anyone else.
[19:24] Lumina & Cattleya
    Your Holiness!
[19:27] Luciel
    But why is my level still stuck at 1?
[19:34] Pope
    Why don't you take a look at your status?
[19:37] Luciel
    Okay. Status open.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
SIGN    Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight I
SIGN    Age: 18
SIGN    Level: 1
[19:42] Luciel
    See? I'm still at level 1.
[19:46] Pope
    You did add a job.
SIGN    Magic Affinity: Holy
[19:48] Pope
    Also, does this look like
    a level 1 status screen to you?
SIGN    Skills
    Assess Mastery I Monster Luck I Martial Arts VI
    Meditation VII Focus VIII Strength Recovery VII
    Butchery II Detect Danger VI Ambulation VI
    Null Incantation III No Incantation I Magic Circle Incantation...
    Detect Presence Dual Spear-Sword Wielding III Trap...
    Accelerated Thinking II
SIGN    HP Growth Rate Up VIII MP Growth Rate Up
    STR Growth Rate Up VIII VIT Growth Rate
    AGI Growth Rate Up VIII INT Growth Rate
    RMG Growth Rate Up VIII Physical Attribute Growth...
[19:52] Luciel
    It does look like my numbers
    have gone up across the board...
SIGN    Poison Resist VIII Paralysis Resist VIII Petrify Resist...
    Curse Resist VIII Enfeeble Resist VIII Silence Resist...
    Bewitchment Resist VI Spiritual Resist IX Slash...
SIGN    Titles
    Shaper of Destiny (All Stats...
    Protection of the God of Fate (SP Acquisition Rate Up)
    Blessed by the Healer God (Holy Magic Recovery Spells...
    Holy Dragon's Protection (Become a Holy Dragon Knight, Increasing...
    Dragonslayer (Stronger Defense against Dragons...
    He Who Released the Seal (Immune to the Wicked One's...)
[19:56] Pope
    Cattleya.
[19:57] Cattleya
    Yes?
[19:58] Pope
    Hand this to Luciel.
[19:59] Cattleya
    Yes, Your Holiness.
[20:02] Pope
    The literature on God's Lament,
    or Substance X.
[20:06] Pope
    This is the original manuscript.
SIGN    (Abridged)
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:09] Luciel
    While it does give certain advantages,
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:12] Luciel
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise...
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
SIGN    (Abridged)
    While it does give certain advantages,
    drinking it also carries the disadvantage
    of making it very difficult to raise one's level
[20:16] Luciel
    one's level.
[20:18] Lumina & Cattleya
    Luciel-kun?!
[20:20] Luciel
    If I want to level up,
    I have to quit Substance X.
[20:25] Luciel
    But Substance X is such
    a useful cheat for me!
[20:30] Pope
    In any event, Luciel,
    I appreciate your efforts.
[20:34] Pope
    In one week, we shall hold a celebration
    in honor of your conquest of the labyrinth.
[20:41] Pope
    The labyrinth that cast a long shadow
    over more than fifty years
[20:45] Pope
    is now no more.
[20:48] Pope
    This is thanks to the healer Luciel,
    who cleared its deepest reaches.
[20:53] Pope
    In commemoration of this achievement,
[20:55] Pope
    I hereby promote Luciel to S-rank healer
[20:59] Pope
    and grant him rank equivalent to a bishop.
[21:02] Pope
    Furthermore, I bestow upon him the right
    to refuse orders from anyone other than myself
[21:08] Pope
    as a reward for his great deed.
[21:10] Pope
    I, Pope Fluna Alludelli
    de Shurule, declare it so.
[21:17] Pope
    Now, Luciel, would you mind saying a word?
[21:21] Luciel
    A sp-speech? I haven't given one
    since I was a salaryman!
[21:27] Luciel
    Here goes.
[21:36] Luciel
    I am deeply honored by the introduction.
[21:38] Luciel
    On this day, I have been entrusted
    with the duties of an S-rank healer.
[21:41] Luciel
    My name is Luciel.
[21:43] Luciel
    I am still just a novice,
[21:45] Luciel
    and my only achievement so far
    is conquering the labyrinth.
[21:49] Luciel
    I realize that may not sound very exciting.
[21:51] Luciel
    However, please allow
    this uninteresting novice
[21:54] Luciel
    to tell you something even less exciting.
[21:59] Luciel
    It has been four years
    since I became a healer.
[22:01] Luciel
    But today, all of the Church's authority
    is on the verge of crumbling away.
[22:06] Priest 3
    What did he just say?
[22:08] Priest 4
    Is he in his right mind?
[22:12] Luciel
    What could possibly be so funny?
[22:14] Luciel
    You're the ones who set this up!
[22:18] Luciel
    It is now on the verge of crumbling away
[22:21] Luciel
    because of the unjust
    practices of arrogant healers.
[22:24] Luciel
    Healers are scorned by the people
    as money-hungry swindlers.
[22:27] Luciel
    They are deeply loathed.
[22:29] Luciel
    How did things come to this?
[22:31] Luciel
    Because the law has not
    evolved with the times.
[22:33] Luciel
    Because the fees for healing
    have not been regulated.
[22:38] Luciel
    Therefore, I declare that I will create
    new guidelines for medical treatment fees.
[22:46] Luciel
    This way, people will no longer be able to
    misuse the authority of the Church.
[22:55] Sheila
    Da...
[22:58] Sheila
    Daddy?
[23:01] Sheila's dad
    Sheila?
[23:03] Sheila
    Daddy...
[23:05] Sheila's dad
    Sheila! Your voice!
[23:07] Sheila
    Daddy!
[23:09] Luciel
    Let's spend our days working diligently
    to restore the authority of the Church!
[23:15] Luciel
    I shall do everything within
    my power to serve the Church,
[23:20] Luciel
    and as my life goal, I will spare no effort.
[23:24] Luciel
    I swear to it!
[23:27] Luciel
    Thank you for your time.
SIGN    Name: Luciel
SIGN    Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight
[23:38] Luciel
    I was once a salaryman,
[23:40] Luciel
    but to survive in another world,
    I've chosen a new path...
[23:46] Luciel
    And now I've been promoted to rank S!