# Season 1
# E1 - The Healers' Guild
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXZNW8/the-healers-guild)
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**[00:01] Luciel**
Oh, Chief?
**[00:03] Luciel**
I was able to make an appointment,
so I'm going to meet the client now.
**[00:09] Luciel**
*Well, that went awful...*
**[00:11] Luciel**
*And here I thought it would work out.*
**[00:13] Luciel**
*No, wait. They weren't my only client.*
**[00:16] Luciel**
*I'll get the next one for sure!*
**[00:19] Luciel**
* With these work-hardened legs,*
* I'll walk to as many clients as I have to*
**[00:26] Luciel**
*in order to reach my goal!*
**[00:35] Luciel**
Thank you very much!
**[00:40] Luciel**
I hit my quota!
Now I'll get that promotion for sure!
**[00:49] Young Man**
I did it... I did it!
**[00:53] Cop**
W-Wait!
**[00:57] Luciel**
*I'll head back and celebrate with everyone.*
**[01:01] Cop**
Don't move!
**[01:11] Luciel**
*Ow... What in the world?*
**[01:16] man**
Call an ambulance!
**[01:17] woman**
Somebody help!
**[01:19] Luciel**
*I'm getting a promotion...*
**[01:22] Luciel**
*I gotta get back...*
**[01:25] Luciel**
*and celebrate with everyone...*
***SIGN*** I can't die like this
**[01:44] God**
*You, unfortunate soul...*
**[01:48] God**
* You are bound for a land of earth and sea,*
* much like this planet.*
**[01:53] God**
*A realm of magic and monsters.*
**[01:56] God**
*I shall reincarnate you in such a world.*
**[02:08] Luciel**
"Reincarnate"?
**[02:17] Luciel**
* And that's how,*
* by the power of... God, I think?*
**[02:21] Luciel**
*I was reincarnated in the world of Galdardia.*
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[04:04] Luciel**
That's... a dragon, isn't it?
**[04:07] Luciel**
Moreover, what's this about reincarnation?
***SIGN*** #1 The Healers' Guild
**[04:12] Luciel**
Wait, this isn't my suit.
**[04:15] God**
*I shall grant you basic knowledge.*
**[04:17] God**
* If you wish to survive, recite*
* "status open" to see your status.*
**[04:23] Luciel**
Uh... S-Status open?
***SIGN*** Name: Unspecified
***SIGN*** Job: Unspecified
**[04:29] Luciel**
Hey, hey, hey! This is just like a game!
***SIGN*** Age:
***SIGN*** Level:
**[04:33] God**
*Your race and age were predetermined.*
**[04:36] God**
*The rest you may decide for yourself.*
**[04:39] God**
*May your new life be a blessed one.*
**[04:47] Luciel**
Wow, I really did get reincarnated...
**[04:52] Luciel**
Let's see... Hmm...
**[04:56] Luciel**
There! All done.
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
**[04:59] Luciel**
I'm Luciel!
**[05:01] Luciel**
Luciel. Luciel, Luciel, Luciel...
**[05:05] Luciel**
Now then...
**[05:07] Luciel**
For skills, I took assess mastery,
martial arts, and magic control.
***SIGN*** Assess Mastery
***SIGN*** Martial Arts
***SIGN*** Magic Control
***SIGN*** Monster Luck
**[05:12] Luciel**
Then lastly, monster luck!
Can't have too much of that right now.
**[05:18] Luciel**
Next up...
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
***SIGN*** Job:
***SIGN*** Age:
***SIGN*** Level:
**[05:19] Luciel**
For my job, I chose healer!
***SIGN*** Healer
**[05:22] Luciel**
*Running support is kind of a background gig,*
**[05:25] Luciel**
*but if I train hard enough,*
**[05:26] Luciel**
* I can help people out and*
* potentially bag some steady work.*
**[05:32] Luciel**
* Besides, I don't have the courage*
* to face monsters myself!*
**[05:36] Luciel**
Now... I guess this is my
entire fortune for the time being.
**[05:41] Luciel**
Well, you're considered an adult at fifteen
in this world, so I should go on find work.
**[05:49] Luciel**
What the heck? Huh?!
**[05:52] Luciel**
A m-m-m-m-monster corpse?!
**[05:56] Luciel**
* I was lucky to get reincarnated!*
* I can't let my death be the end!*
**[06:00] Luciel**
*I swear, in this life...*
**[06:03] Luciel**
*I'm going to die of old age!*
**[06:11] Luciel**
It sure is big.
**[06:18] Luciel**
* Huh? People are showing*
* something to the guard.*
**[06:21] Luciel**
*Could it be some kind of ID?*
**[06:24] Luciel**
*There's even a toll?!*
**[06:26] Guard**
Next person.
**[06:28] Luciel**
Coming.
**[06:31] Guard**
Your identification.
**[06:33] Luciel**
*I knew it! Hmm, what should I do?*
**[06:36] Luciel**
*Got it!*
**[06:38] Luciel**
I beg your pardon, but I have no
documents to prove my identity.
**[06:41] Guard**
What?
**[06:43] Luciel**
I was raised in a small village.
**[06:44] Luciel**
When I came of age, I became a healer.
***SIGN*** BUSINESS MODE
**[06:48] Luciel**
But my village had no use for me,
so I was cast out.
**[06:51] Luciel**
If given the chance,
I was hoping to train at a clinic.
**[06:55] Luciel**
Would that be possible?
**[06:58] Guard**
Wait here a moment.
**[06:59] Luciel**
* I thought I was making good use*
* of the knowledge I was given,*
**[07:03] Luciel**
*but did I botch that?*
**[07:05] Luciel**
*Worst case, I'll book it as fast as I can!*
**[07:08] Lumina**
Is it you?
**[07:09] Lumina**
Are you the one who wants to join a clinic?
**[07:15] Luciel**
Y-Yes.
**[07:18] Lumina**
I came hoping to find work in this town.
***SIGN*** Lumina
**[07:23] Lumina**
Follow me.
I'll take you to the Healers' Guild.
**[07:26] Luciel**
Wh-What about the toll?
**[07:28] Guard**
Get going, young man. We don't collect
tolls from healers, so don't worry.
**[07:33] Luciel**
Is that right? Thank you very much!
**[07:36] Luciel**
*Whoa, she's already that far ahead?!*
**[07:38] Luciel**
*Never keep a business partner waiting!*
**[07:42] Luciel**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[07:43] Bazan**
Hey. Watch where you're going.
**[07:46] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[07:48] Luciel**
*Are they adventurers?*
**[07:50] Bazan**
Where are you going in such a hurry?
**[07:53] Luciel**
The Healers' Guild, sir.
**[07:55] Bazan**
So you're a healer?
**[07:56] Luciel**
I'm sorry!
**[07:57] Bazan**
What're you apologizing for?!
**[08:00] Luciel**
*Hang in there, me!*
**[08:02] Luciel**
I-I can't use magic yet, so saying I'm
a healer may be an overstatement...
**[08:07] Bazan**
That so? If you become a corrupt one,
I won't let you off so easy.
**[08:10] Luciel**
Don't you worry.
***SIGN*** Hidden Ability
Business Smile
**[08:12] Luciel**
Kindness is my motto.
**[08:13] Luciel**
I'll strive to be an earnest
and ethical healer people can trust.
**[08:17] Bazan**
Let's get going.
**[08:20] Luciel**
I thought I was a dead man...
**[08:21] Lumina**
A little altercation won't kill you.
**[08:24] Lumina**
That said, if they had laid a hand
on you, I was prepared to step in.
**[08:30] Luciel**
*Against those super tough-looking guys?*
**[08:33] Luciel**
*This lady must be really strong.*
**[08:36] Lumina**
Now then, let's be on our way.
**[08:37] Luciel**
Okay!
**[08:45] Luciel**
Wow, I really did get reincarnated...
**[08:50] Lumina**
Did you say something?
**[08:51] Luciel**
Uh, no.
**[08:52] Lumina**
So be it.
**[08:54] Luciel**
By the way, when I entered the city,
I wasn't charged the toll.
**[08:59] Lumina**
Only the Empire charges healers tolls.
**[09:02] Lumina**
Healers deal in matters of life and death,
so they get preferential treatment.
**[09:06] Luciel**
*What a lucky break for me!*
**[09:10] Luciel**
* Must be the power of*
* my monster luck skill at work!*
***SIGN*** Monster Luck
**[09:13] Luciel**
So being a healer is a special job, huh?
**[09:16] Lumina**
I suppose so.
**[09:18] Lumina**
Particularly because you stand
in the Republic of St. Shurule,
**[09:22] Lumina**
home to the Healers' Guild headquarters.
**[09:26] Luciel**
Is this the place?
**[09:28] Lumina**
It is.
**[09:33] Lumina**
Welcome to the local Healers' Guild!
**[09:40] Luciel**
Thank you very much!
**[09:42] Luciel**
*Man, get a load of that smile!*
**[09:45] Luciel**
*Maybe getting reincarnated* was *a blessing!*
**[09:49] Kururu**
Now then, please fill in
the necessary information.
**[09:53] Luciel**
*Uh... I can't read this.*
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Registration Form
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Race
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Hometown
***SIGN*** Other
**[09:58] Luciel**
*Wait! I can!*
**[10:00] Luciel**
*Name: Luciel.*
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Registration Form
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Race
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Hometown
***SIGN*** Other
***SIGN*** Luciel
**[10:02] Luciel**
*Race: human.*
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Registration Form
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Race
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Hometown
***SIGN*** Other
***SIGN*** Luciel
***SIGN*** Human
**[10:04] Kururu**
Lumina-sama, if you'd called,
we would have sent a representative for you.
***SIGN*** Kururu
**[10:09] Lumina**
It's fine. I was in the area,
so it was no trouble.
**[10:12] Luciel**
* The way they're talking... This lady*
* must be someone important.*
**[10:18] Luciel**
*Let's see... Age: fifteen.*
**[10:21] Luciel**
*Hometown?*
**[10:24] Luciel**
*I don't know my hometown!*
**[10:27] Luciel**
* Instead of fudging it and getting called out,*
* I should just play stupid.*
**[10:31] Luciel**
Excuse me. About my hometown...
**[10:34] Luciel**
Is it all right if I just write "Village"?
**[10:37] Kururu**
"Village"?
**[10:38] Luciel**
I don't know if my village has a name.
**[10:40] Kururu**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** You stupid?
**[10:42] Kururu**
Er, if you don't know,
I suppose that would be fine.
**[10:47] Luciel**
* Th-The look on her face*
* changed for a second there.*
**[10:51] Luciel**
*Oh well.*
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Registration Form
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Race
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Hometown
***SIGN*** Other
***SIGN*** Luciel
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Village
**[10:52] Luciel**
Um, I'm finished.
**[10:55] Kururu**
All right. Please wait a moment.
**[10:57] Luciel**
*Oh, that's right. I should ask while I can.*
**[11:00] Luciel**
Lumina-san... Er, Lumina-sama.
**[11:02] Luciel**
Does this town also have
a name other than "Town"?
**[11:08] Lumina**
Ugh, you really are ignorant.
**[11:12] Lumina**
This is the town of Merratoni
in the Republic of St. Shurule.
**[11:19] Luciel**
I-I'll try my hardest to learn!
**[11:21] Lumina**
That'd be for the best.
**[11:23] Luciel**
*Phew! That worked.*
**[11:25] Kururu**
Thank you for waiting.
**[11:28] Kururu**
Please channel your magic into this.
**[11:31] Luciel**
Ah, sure.
**[11:32] Luciel**
*Magic, huh?*
**[11:34] Luciel**
*I did pick the magic control skill.*
**[11:37] Luciel**
*If I concentrate, I should be able to use it.*
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild
***SIGN*** Merratoni Branch
***SIGN*** G-Rank Healer
***SIGN*** Luciel
**[11:45] Luciel**
*Huh?*
**[11:47] Kururu**
Now, please hand me your card.
**[11:49] Luciel**
Sure.
**[11:52] Luciel**
What is she doing back there in that room?
**[11:56] Lumina**
She's registering your card in
the Healers' Guild magic network.
**[12:00] Lumina**
That will allow you to use it at
any Healers' Guild in the world.
**[12:05] Luciel**
I see.
**[12:08] Kururu**
Thank you for your patience.
**[12:09] Kururu**
I've confirmed you're indeed a healer.
**[12:11] Kururu**
You have both magic control
and the holy magic affinity.
**[12:15] Luciel**
I really appreciate it.
**[12:17] Luciel**
*She could tell all that?*
**[12:19] Lumina**
Looks like everything's in order here.
I'll excuse myself, then.
**[12:23] Luciel**
*No, wait! Everything is* not *in order!*
**[12:26] Luciel**
* If she leaves me hanging now,*
* no way am I getting a job at a clinic!*
**[12:30] Luciel**
E-Excuse me!
**[12:32] Luciel**
I've never used holy magic,
so I don't think I know how!
**[12:39] Lumina**
What do you mean?
**[12:41] Luciel**
*Wh-What a scary look!*
**[12:43] Luciel**
* No, don't flinch, Luciel.*
* Gotta keep acting the part!*
**[12:47] Luciel**
Um, is that a problem?
**[12:49] Luciel**
We had no spell tomes in my village.
I was the very first healer there.
**[12:57] Lumina**
I'd nearly forgotten you were an ignoramus.
I suppose I have no choice...
**[13:03] Luciel**
*I think she believes me. But what is this?*
**[13:06] Luciel**
*My eyes are getting sweaty or something.*
**[13:10] Luciel**
Would it be possible for me to apprentice
at a clinic while I learn the ropes?
**[13:14] Kururu**
In that case—
**[13:16] Lumina**
You have three options.
**[13:17] Lumina**
One: Spartan training. Two: taking out a loan.
Three: becoming an apprentice.
**[13:24] Lumina**
With Spartan training, you'll study
hard until you learn healing spells
**[13:28] Lumina**
and keep reciting them
until you run out of magic.
**[13:30] Lumina**
When your magic replenishes,
you do it all over again.
**[13:34] Lumina**
With a loan, you'll enter
a normal educational institution
***SIGN*** School
**[13:38] Lumina**
and study for three years to learn magic.
**[13:42] Lumina**
However, you will have to repay
the Healers' Guild one platinum coin.
**[13:46] Lumina**
With an apprenticeship,
you'll perform various tasks
**[13:50] Lumina**
while studying magic in your free time.
**[13:53] Lumina**
Now make your choice!
**[13:57] Luciel**
* The apprenticeship sounds*
* the most reasonable,*
**[14:00] Luciel**
* but I don't know*
* if I'll really have free time.*
**[14:02] Luciel**
*The loan is basically a student loan.*
**[14:05] Luciel**
* And I know from my previous life*
* how brutal those are.*
**[14:08] Luciel**
* The Spartan training must*
* be like cramming for exams.*
**[14:12] Luciel**
* However Spartan it is, if I can see my*
* progress, like working toward a quota,*
**[14:16] Luciel**
*I should be able to power through.*
***SIGN*** Monster Luck
***SIGN*** Magic Control
***SIGN*** Martial Arts
**[14:18] Luciel**
*Thankfully, I have assess mastery,*
***SIGN*** Assess Mastery
**[14:21] Luciel**
* which tells me how much experience*
* I need to improve my skills.*
**[14:26] Luciel**
I've decided. I'll do the Spartan training.
**[14:29] Luciel**
I really appreciate this!
**[14:33] Kururu**
* W-Willingly taking the Spartan training?*
* He really is stupid...*
**[14:40] Kururu**
Lumina-sama, please leave the rest to me.
**[14:44] Kururu**
I'm Kururu.
**[14:45] Kururu**
I'll show you to your room. Follow me.
**[14:48] Luciel**
U-Um, thank you very much
for everything, Lumina-sama.
**[14:52] Lumina**
You can drop the formality.
**[14:54] Luciel**
My name is Luciel.
I promise to return the favor someday!
**[15:00] Lumina**
Sure. I'm looking forward to it.
**[15:03] Lumina**
Good luck.
**[15:04] Lumina**
*Good luck... Good luck... Good luck...*
**[15:07] Luciel**
Thanks!
**[15:08] Luciel**
*Thanks... Thanks... Thanks...*
**[15:13] Luciel**
*There aren't any windows?*
**[15:18] Luciel**
Whoa... Is this a spell tome?
**[15:21] Luciel**
Okay, here I go.
**[15:23] Luciel**
I guess I'll start with the basics. Okay!
**[15:26] Luciel**
I'm gonna get this in ten days!
**[15:30] Luciel**
"On casting first-level spells..."
**[15:34] Luciel**
"When you recite spells,
magic power drains from your body."
**[15:39] Luciel**
"If you succeed, your skill increases." Huh.
**[15:43] Luciel**
Okay, let's give it a shot!
**[15:46] Luciel**
Let's see... "By channeling your spell
with a clear mental image,
**[15:50] Luciel**
your magic control, governing energies
outside of your body, will improve."
**[15:54] Luciel**
Was that it?
**[15:56] Luciel**
For my mental image,
I'll picture a wounding in reverse.
**[16:00] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound!
**[16:06] Luciel**
Heal!
**[16:12] Luciel**
Nothing happened?
**[16:15] Luciel**
Well, I am just a commoner...
**[16:20] Luciel**
Hang on.
**[16:21] Luciel**
Thinking about it,
I *did* feel something leave my body.
***SIGN*** Progression Status
***SIGN*** Holy Magic Affinity
**[16:26] Luciel**
Oh, great! It looks like I'm doing this right.
***SIGN*** Luciel
***SIGN*** Healer
**[16:30] Luciel**
I can go another nine times.
**[16:32] Luciel**
All right! I'll keep that
mental image and keep reciting!
**[16:35] Luciel**
Heal!
**[16:37] Luciel**
Heal! Heal!
***SIGN*** 9th time
**[16:42] Luciel**
* I'm recovering naturally,*
* but I've only gotten one MP back.*
**[16:46] Luciel**
*And now I totally feel like crap!*
**[16:49] Luciel**
* It's like the morning after*
* I drink too much with a client...*
**[16:54] Luciel**
Phew. I've finally recovered.
**[16:58] Luciel**
If I improve my magic control
and magic handling,
**[17:01] Luciel**
the amount of magic I use should go down.
**[17:04] Luciel**
Maybe I should prioritize those instead!
**[17:07] Luciel**
* Feel the magic inside...*
* and learn to wield it.*
**[17:12] Luciel**
*I have to master the magic within me!*
**[17:22] Luciel**
Crap! I'm late! No way!
**[17:29] Luciel**
I guess that reincarnation
stuff really wasn't a dream...
**[17:34] Luciel**
Welp, the book's already
closed on my last life.
**[17:36] Luciel**
If I work hard, I might be able
to make a better life for myself here.
**[17:39] Luciel**
I'll give it everything I got!
**[17:42] Luciel**
So that's what I did.
**[17:44] Luciel**
Step one was reciting magic.
**[17:48] Luciel**
Step two was stopping
just before exhausting it.
**[17:51] Luciel**
Step three was practicing my magic
handling while my MP recovered.
**[17:56] Luciel**
And I kept repeating that over and over.
**[18:03] Luciel**
I can't say for sure yet, but I feel like
I'm starting to get the hang of magic.
***SIGN*** Progression Status
***SIGN*** Holy Magic Affinity
***SIGN*** Magic Handling
**[18:09] Luciel**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Magic Control
***SIGN*** Meditation
**[18:10] Luciel**
Everything's going up!
***SIGN*** Focus
***SIGN*** Magic Recovery
**[18:12] Luciel**
Being able to see the numbers is really nice.
**[18:14] Luciel**
As long as my efforts are rewarded
like this, it won't break my spirit!
**[18:20] Luciel**
Come in.
**[18:24] Monika**
I've brought your meal.
**[18:28] Luciel**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[18:31] Monika**
It's no trouble. You need to eat well
so you can keep working hard.
**[18:35] Luciel**
Um, may I ask your name?
**[18:38] Monika**
My name is Monika.
***SIGN*** Monika
**[18:41] Monika**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Luciel-sama.
**[18:43] Luciel**
Monika-san...
**[18:45] Luciel**
The pleasure is mine. Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** The Third Day
**[18:52] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound!
**[18:57] Luciel**
Heal!
**[19:00] Luciel**
I did it!
**[19:04] Monika**
Congratulations, Luciel-sama!
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Merratoni Branch
G-Rank Healer
Luciel
**[19:06] Monika**
I've confirmed you're able
to use the heal spell now.
***SIGN*** SMUG
**[19:10] Monika**
Now then, that will be one silver coin.
**[19:12] Luciel**
Huh?
**[19:13] Luciel**
H-Here you go.
**[19:15] Monika**
That'll cover it.
**[19:17] Luciel**
So, as for what comes after this,
**[19:19] Luciel**
should I go to Lumina-san for guidance?
**[19:22] Monika**
Huh?
**[19:23] Monika**
A-Are you the person Lumina-sama
brought here, Luciel-sama?!
**[19:27] Monika**
Please accept my apologies.
I will return your silver coin.
**[19:31] Luciel**
Huh?
**[19:32] Monika**
Lumina-sama made arrangements for you
to borrow the room for ten days.
**[19:36] Luciel**
Sh-She did? Lumina-san must
have a whole lot of authority.
**[19:41] Monika**
Indeed.
**[19:42] Monika**
In fact, she is the captain of the
Church's new female paladin regiment.
**[19:48] Luciel**
*Lumina-san really is awesome!*
**[19:51] Luciel**
*Meeting her might've been a huge blessing.*
**[19:54] Luciel**
* I guess my monster luck*
* skill is paying off.*
**[19:56] Luciel**
* I'd better make nice*
* and start treating it with respect!*
***SIGN*** SENSEI
**[19:59] Luciel**
* From now on, I'll call him*
* Monster Luck-sensei!*
**[20:04] Luciel**
* I can continue my training*
* for seven more days.*
**[20:07] Luciel**
* But everything after that*
* is a complete blank.*
**[20:11] Luciel**
*Okay! I'm out to promote myself as a healer!*
**[20:15] (Flashback) Luciel**
By the way, can healers make
money with the heal spell?
**[20:18] (Flashback) Monika**
Yes, they can.
**[20:20] (Flashback) Monika**
I think a respectable charge
for a casting would be one silver coin.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Luciel**
One silver for single spell?!
**[20:27] (Flashback) Monika**
Just so you know,
**[20:28] (Flashback) Monika**
guild members also have to pay dues,
known as offerings, according to their ranks.
**[20:35] Luciel**
* I'll make good use of my business*
* experience from my previous life.*
**[20:38] Luciel**
* I'll find an Adventurers' Guild*
* where I can work directly as a healer!*
**[20:43] Bazan**
Hey! You over there!
**[20:46] Bazan**
Aren't you that healer punk?
**[20:49] Luciel**
*It's the adventurers from before!*
***SIGN*** Bazan
**[20:52] Luciel**
I'm very sorry about the other day!
**[20:55] Sekiroth**
Hey, Bazan. You're freaking the kid out.
**[20:57] Basura**
Maybe because Bazan's face is so intimidating.
**[21:01] Sekiroth**
He *is* pretty scary.
**[21:02] Bazan**
Shut up!
**[21:03] Luciel**
* These guys are a little scary, but maybe*
* I can ask them about the Adventurers' Guild.*
**[21:07] Novice Adventurer 1**
B-Bazan-san!
**[21:12] Bazan**
H-Hey! Guys!
**[21:14] Bazan**
What happened to you?!
**[21:15] Novice Adventurer 1**
I'm sorry. We screwed up.
**[21:18] Bazan**
You idiot!
**[21:20] Bazan**
I told you to turn down dangerous
requests while you're still a novice!
**[21:24] Sekiroth**
That looks really bad.
**[21:26] Basura**
And we can't count on a clinic.
**[21:34] (Flashback) Monika**
I hesitate to speak of this, but at present,
**[21:36] (Flashback) Monika**
the Healers' Guild cannot
censure clinics or healers.
**[21:42] (Flashback) Luciel**
What do you mean?
**[21:44] (Flashback) Monika**
If a healer charges exorbitant prices
or causes confrontation,
**[21:48] (Flashback) Monika**
headquarters used to dispatch someone.
**[21:51] (Flashback) Monika**
However, their schemes
are so devious these days
**[21:55] (Flashback) Monika**
that I'm afraid the law
cannot keep up with them.
**[22:01] (Flashback) Luciel**
Then I promise you this...
**[22:04] (Flashback) Luciel**
I will never become a corrupt healer!
**[22:12] Luciel**
Excuse me!
**[22:16] Luciel**
I will heal them!
**[23:55] Luciel**
Wow, that totally ended on a cliffhanger!
**[23:57] Luciel**
Can a novice healer like me
really save someone's life?
**[24:01] Luciel**
I've only been reincarnated a week.
**[24:02] Luciel**
In an office, I'd still just be observing!
**[24:04] Luciel**
Next time: "The Adventurers' Guild."
**[24:06] Luciel**
This is when I start reaching for greatness!
***SIGN*** #2 The Adventurers' Guild
**[24:08] Luciel**
It is, right?
# E2 - The Adventurers' Guild
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKD9Z2/the-adventurers-guild)
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**[00:01] Monika**
* At present, the Healers' Guild*
* cannot censure clinics or healers.*
**[00:06] Monika**
* If a healer charges exorbitant prices*
* or causes confrontation,*
**[00:10] Monika**
*headquarters used to dispatch someone.*
**[00:15] Luciel**
*Then I promise you this...*
**[00:18] Luciel**
*I will never become a corrupt healer!*
**[00:24] Luciel**
Excuse me!
**[00:28] Luciel**
I will heal them!
**[00:34] Adventurer**
Hang in there. You'll be fine.
**[00:37] Luciel**
All right, I'm going to begin healing.
**[00:40] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound.
**[00:48] Luciel**
H-Heal!
**[00:53] Bazan**
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
**[00:55] Luciel**
I-I'm sorry...
**[00:57] Luciel**
* I can't waste a single casting, but I*
* got nervous and couldn't picture the spell!*
**[01:02] Luciel**
*Get it together, man!*
**[01:06] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound.
**[01:11] Luciel**
* I have to imagine it...*
* a wounding in reverse.*
**[01:17] Luciel**
Heal!
**[01:28] Luciel**
Good.
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[03:01] Luciel**
Heal!
**[03:05] Bazan**
This is the last one. We're counting on you!
**[03:08] Luciel**
* I've messed up a few times.*
* How many more can I do?*
**[03:16] Bazan**
Hey! Are you okay?!
**[03:19] Luciel**
*You've got to be kidding me...*
**[03:20] Luciel**
*I can't run out of magic now...*
**[03:23] Bazan**
Hang in there!
**[03:24] Bazan**
Don't you die on me here! Hey!
**[03:28] Luciel**
* Not when there's still...*
* someone left to save...*
***SIGN*** #2 The Adventurers' Guild
**[03:45] Bazan**
*You don't need to apologize.*
**[03:47] Sekiroth**
*You saved everyone else's hide.*
**[03:50] Basura**
*Thanks, healer guy.*
**[03:54] Luciel**
*I have to level up as a healer!*
**[03:57] Luciel**
* And to do that, I'll build*
* experience at the Adventurers' Guild*
**[04:01] Luciel**
*and polish my skills to survive in this world!*
**[04:08] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[04:15] Luciel**
Wow.
**[04:18] Luciel**
Jeez!
**[04:20] Adventurers**
Huh?
**[04:25] Luciel**
Excuse me. I'd like
to register as an adventurer.
**[04:30] Luciel**
Wow!
**[04:32] Nanaella**
Hello! Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild.
**[04:36] Luciel**
*Bunny ears! She's a rabbit person!*
**[04:40] Nanaella**
Please fill out your name, race, and age.
**[04:45] Nanaella**
Then channel your blood
or magic into this card.
**[04:47] Luciel**
Sure.
**[04:49] Luciel**
* Jeez, I'd better watch myself.*
* This is work. Work, I tell you!*
***SIGN*** Merratoni Adventurers' Guild Registration Form
***SIGN*** Applicant Information
***SIGN*** Race
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Luciel
***SIGN*** Address
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Level
**[04:55] Nanaella**
Luciel-sama, correct?
**[04:57] Nanaella**
You have the martial arts skill, so there's no
problem with you registering as an adventurer.
**[05:01] Luciel**
*Does that mean I couldn't register without it?*
**[05:05] Nanaella**
Now then, I'll explain how contracts work.
**[05:09] Luciel**
Me! I'll do it!
***SIGN*** I'll accept
that request
**[05:10] Nanaella**
When adventurers fulfill requests,
they receive compensation.
***SIGN*** Complete!!
50 copper coins!!
**[05:14] Nanaella**
However, the guild deducts ten percent
to cover operating expenses.
***SIGN*** That'll be 5 coins
**[05:18] Luciel**
Here you go.
**[05:20] Luciel**
What happens if I fail a request?
**[05:22] Nanaella**
There are penalties and other
fees, so please be careful.
**[05:25] Luciel**
*If I mess up, I'm so screwed!*
**[05:28] Nanaella**
It looks like you'll be starting at our
lowest rank, rank H, Luciel-sama.
**[05:33] Luciel**
Okay. I also have a question.
**[05:36] Luciel**
Does the Adventurers' Guild
ever get requests for healing?
**[05:40] Nanaella**
Huh?
**[05:41] Luciel**
Oh, pardon me.
***SIGN*** BUSINESS MODE
**[05:44] Luciel**
My job is healer.
**[05:46] Luciel**
So, for instance, if an adventurer
**[05:49] Luciel**
is injured during training and I heal them,
**[05:52] Luciel**
could I put that payment
toward my training fees?
**[05:55] Luciel**
Would that be possible?
**[05:56] Nanaella**
Putting your healing fees toward training?
**[05:59] Luciel**
Yes.
**[06:00] Luciel**
Could you introduce me to someone capable
**[06:03] Luciel**
of training me to improve
my martial arts skills?
**[06:07] Nanaella**
Well, let's see...
**[06:09] Luciel**
I think if someone from the guild
is willing to train me,
**[06:13] Luciel**
it'd be an extremely beneficial deal.
**[06:16] Luciel**
What do you think?
**[06:17] Nanaella**
That's not a call I can make on my own.
**[06:21] Nanaella**
Could I ask you to wait here a moment?
**[06:24] Luciel**
Sure. Thank you for your help.
**[06:27] Luciel**
*Sweet. I did everything I could.*
**[06:29] Luciel**
* Now I just need to trust*
* in Monster Luck-sensei!*
**[06:33] Monster Luck-sensei**
Leave it to me, boy!
***SIGN*** Leave it
to me, boy!
**[06:36] Nanaella**
Thank you for your patience.
**[06:38] Nanaella**
This is Luciel-sama.
**[06:42] Luciel**
*That guy looks tough as hell!*
**[06:45] Luciel**
* But wait, I had a tough-looking*
* boss in my past life, too.*
**[06:48] Luciel**
* If I judge by appearances,*
* it'll only set me back.*
**[06:51] Luciel**
Hello! My name is Luciel.
**[06:53] Luciel**
I'd like to train my fighting
and magic recovery skills,
**[06:56] Luciel**
so would you be willing to teach me
martial arts in exchange for healing services?
**[07:02] Brod**
That's a pretty odd request for a healer.
**[07:05] Brod**
You don't want to keep your precious money?
**[07:08] Luciel**
Huh?
**[07:09] Brod**
You do seem to have the martial arts skill,
**[07:12] Brod**
but why's a healer want to learn how to fight?
**[07:16] Luciel**
I'd be worthless in real combat.
**[07:20] Luciel**
If I go on a journey, even a weak
monster could surely kill me.
**[07:24] Luciel**
So, to prevent that,
**[07:27] Luciel**
I want to become strong
enough to defend myself!
**[07:32] Brod**
Hmm.
**[07:34] Brod**
All right then. I'll take you on as
our training hall recovery specialist.
**[07:38] Luciel**
*Success!*
**[07:40] Brod**
Your wages will be one silver coin per day.
**[07:43] Brod**
I'll deduct your training fees from that.
**[07:46] Brod**
When can you start?
**[07:47] Luciel**
In that case, please allow me
to start in six days!
**[07:50] Brod**
Got it.
**[07:51] Brod**
Nanaella, take care of the arrangements.
**[07:54] Nanaella**
Yes, I will.
**[07:57] Nanaella**
My name is Nanaella.
***SIGN*** Nanaella
**[08:00] Nanaella**
I'm very glad to meet you!
**[08:03] Luciel**
I'm Luciel!
**[08:04] Luciel**
It's nice to meet you... too?
**[08:08] Luciel**
*Why is everyone staring at me like that?*
**[08:17] Luciel**
*This guy must be really important.*
**[08:22] Brod**
I'm Brod, chief instructor here at the guild.
***SIGN*** Brod
**[08:26] Brod**
I'll be waiting for you in six days, kid.
**[08:31] Luciel**
Yes, sir! Thank you very much!
**[08:37] Luciel**
* So far so good, but if*
* my magic recovery can't keep up,*
**[08:42] Luciel**
*they're liable to lose faith in me.*
**[08:46] Luciel**
* I've got to use every last bit of energy*
* I have now to make sure that doesn't happen.*
**[08:52] Luciel**
Yes?
**[08:55] Monika**
Luciel-sama, I've brought your meal.
**[08:59] Luciel**
Monika-san!
**[09:02] Monika**
Was your outing productive?
**[09:04] Luciel**
Yes.
**[09:06] Luciel**
I now know where I'm going
after training here.
**[09:08] Monika**
Congratulations!
**[09:10] Luciel**
But before then, I have to improve
my skills at least a little more.
**[09:13] Luciel**
Thank you for the meal!
**[09:14] Monika**
Do the best you can, okay?
**[09:17] Luciel**
By the way, for holy magic affinity,
what sort of skill level should I be aiming for?
**[09:22] Monika**
If you reach level 5 by twenty years old,
**[09:24] Monika**
I hear that's considered quite talented.
**[09:27] Luciel**
So level 5 in the next five years, huh?
**[09:29] Luciel**
I wonder if I can gain one level each year.
**[09:33] Monika**
Say, if you get to level 5 by the time
you turn twenty, Luciel-sama,
**[09:38] Monika**
take me on a date.
**[09:40] Monika**
*Take me on a date... Take me on a date...*
**[09:42] Luciel**
*A... d-d-d-d-d-d—*
**[09:45] Monika**
Are you all right?
**[09:47] Luciel**
*A date? Does she mean* that *kind of date?*
**[09:51] Luciel**
*Oh, this is crazy! I'm gonna work so hard!*
**[09:56] Luciel**
*One week later...*
**[09:58] Luciel**
* My long crash course in holy*
* magic went by in a flash.*
**[10:02] Luciel**
*At last, I was done.*
**[10:10] Luciel**
Good morning, Kururu-san.
**[10:14] Kururu**
Luciel-kun.
**[10:16] Kururu**
I see.
**[10:17] Kururu**
It's already been ten days, has it?
**[10:20] Luciel**
Yes. I appreciate everything you've done.
**[10:23] Luciel**
Thanks to you and everyone else,
**[10:25] Luciel**
I've learned enough magic
to get my start as a healer.
**[10:28] Luciel**
I'm truly grateful for that.
**[10:30] Kururu**
You're very impressive, Luciel-kun.
**[10:32] Kururu**
You even have a job lined up
starting today, no?
**[10:34] Kururu**
I'm sure that you'll make a wonderful
healer, so please do your best.
**[10:38] Luciel**
I will!
**[10:40] Kururu**
Also, if you run into Lumina-sama,
be sure to thank her as well.
**[10:44] Luciel**
Yes, I will the next time I see her.
**[10:49] Luciel**
Well then, I'm off!
**[10:52] Luciel**
*That's right! This is a fresh start for me!*
**[11:07] Luciel**
Time to face the music!
**[11:13] adventurer 1**
Hey. That's him there.
**[11:16] adventurer 2**
The guy from before!
**[11:18] Luciel**
*It feels like everyone's staring.*
**[11:20] Luciel**
* This is like when my numbers were bad*
* and I had to go try to make direct sales.*
***SIGN*** That cold stare...
**[11:28] Mernell**
Are you here to make a request?
Or file a report?
**[11:31] Luciel**
*She's cute!*
**[11:32] Luciel**
*The girls in this world are all so pretty!*
**[11:37] Luciel**
My name is Luciel. I've asked
Brod-san to train me to fight.
**[11:41] Mernell**
Ah, you must be that new adventurer.
**[11:45] Mernell**
This staircase will take you
to the underground training hall.
**[12:00] Luciel**
Whoa, it's huge!
**[12:03] Luciel**
I guess no one else is here yet.
**[12:06] Brod**
Hey there, rookie!
**[12:10] Brod**
I'm glad you didn't try to sneak off.
**[12:15] Luciel**
*Dude seriously looks like he's primed to kill.*
**[12:18] Brod**
Pretty nice training hall, huh?
**[12:21] Brod**
We've got it all to ourselves.
**[12:23] Luciel**
*What? No way. I'm the only one training here?*
**[12:27] Luciel**
S-Sir! Thank you for this opportunity!
**[12:30] Brod**
Huh.
**[12:31] Brod**
You saw the killer look
in my eyes and still didn't flee.
**[12:35] Luciel**
*He was doing that on purpose?*
**[12:38] Luciel**
I need these skills to survive,
so please train me as hard as you can.
**[12:43] Brod**
Actions speak louder than words.
**[12:46] Brod**
I'm not going easy on you!
**[12:48] Brod**
Don't even think of running.
**[12:51] Luciel**
*Yikes!*
**[12:55] Luciel**
* He's like one of those intense bosses*
* who only believes in the hustle!*
**[12:58] Brod**
Move like you mean it!
**[13:00] Brod**
If you wimp out, you're
gonna become goblin chow!
**[13:02] Luciel**
*First day and he's already bullying me?*
**[13:05] Luciel**
*This world has toxic workplaces too?!*
**[13:08] Brod**
You'll inevitably run out of energy.
**[13:10] Brod**
You'll just have to force
yourself to keep going!
***SIGN*** Mad Dash
**[13:13] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[13:15] Brod**
For an adventurer, stopping means
only one thing! And that's death!
**[13:19] Luciel**
*This is so, so, so hard!*
**[13:23] Luciel**
*But I'm kinda starting to enjoy it!*
**[13:26] Luciel**
* When I think about how I couldn't even*
* move there at the end, this is the best!*
**[13:32] Luciel**
*I mean, this is basically heaven!*
**[13:35] Luciel**
*Heaven... Heaven...*
**[13:37] Luciel**
*I'm breathing.*
**[13:39] Luciel**
*I'm moving my body.*
**[13:41] Luciel**
*I'm really living!*
**[13:49] Brod**
Don't tell me you passed out from just that.
**[14:00] Luciel**
That hurts!
**[14:02] Brod**
You're too stiff.
**[14:04] Brod**
You're in for an injury like this.
**[14:07] Luciel**
It hurts! It really hurts!
**[14:09] Brod**
Stretch to improve your range of motion,
and you'll improve your range of attack, too.
**[14:13] Brod**
You'll also have greater flexibility
dodging enemy attacks.
**[14:17] Luciel**
Too much!
**[14:19] Luciel**
*He's a lot more practical than I expected.*
**[14:21] Luciel**
* Here I thought he'd go with a more*
* cerebral, Spartan approach.*
**[14:25] Brod**
You've got a long way to go!
**[14:30] Brod**
Next up, I don't care how,
but try to land an attack on me.
**[14:37] Luciel**
Yah!
**[14:40] Brod**
Oh boy. Is this seriously the level you're at?
**[14:43] Luciel**
That's why I asked you to train me.
**[14:46] Brod**
Ah, gotcha. In that case, sorry.
**[14:51] Brod**
But you are motivated, right?
**[14:52] Luciel**
I want to get to the point where
I can face adventurers without flinching.
**[14:57] Brod**
Good enough. Then use your arms and legs
and come at me with everything you got.
**[15:02] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[15:03] Brod**
Too slow.
**[15:06] Brod**
Too slow!
**[15:07] Brod**
Way too slow!
**[15:10] Luciel**
*How Spartan...*
**[15:11] Brod**
The real fight begins when you're worn out.
**[15:14] Brod**
First, you need to learn how to move.
**[15:16] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[15:18] Brod**
Try to clearly visualize landing
an attack so you don't get sloppy.
**[15:22] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[15:23] Luciel**
*I know I'm an amateur.*
**[15:26] Luciel**
* I did martial arts in gym class,*
* but I've never even been in a fistfight.*
**[15:33] Luciel**
*I have to picture landing that hit.*
**[15:36] Luciel**
*And then, more than that...*
**[15:39] Luciel**
*It's all about range!*
**[15:40] Luciel**
* I need to figure out how close*
* I have to get to connect with a strike.*
**[15:48] Luciel**
*This is seriously tough. I want to quit.*
**[15:53] Luciel**
*But...*
**[15:55] Brod**
Oh?
**[15:59] Luciel**
* But if I quit now, then*
* my fresh start goes stale here!*
**[16:06] Luciel**
Here I come!
**[16:07] Luciel**
*I've made my mind up.*
**[16:08] Luciel**
*Someday, I swear it...*
**[16:12] Luciel**
*I'm going to hit him!*
**[16:21] Brod**
You held up pretty good.
**[16:23] Brod**
I'll admit you've at least got guts.
**[16:26] Brod**
Say, kid, what are the most
important things in battle?
**[16:33] Brod**
Not dying and not getting injured.
**[16:36] Brod**
To that end, you've first
gotta learn how to move.
**[16:40] Brod**
But don't try to immediately use
what you just learned in battle.
**[16:44] Luciel**
Huh?
**[16:45] Brod**
You need to repeat this
until it becomes second nature.
**[16:48] Brod**
And I bet you know why.
**[16:50] Luciel**
Because if I don't really know what I'm doing,
**[16:52] Luciel**
it'll come back to bite me, right?
**[16:55] Brod**
That's right.
**[16:56] Brod**
So watch and learn, then try it out on me.
**[17:00] Brod**
You've got a great role model right here.
**[17:02] Luciel**
*Oh yeah...*
**[17:04] Luciel**
* When I was a new employee, I used to follow*
* my coworkers around to learn by example.*
**[17:10] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[17:11] Brod**
Good.
**[17:13] Brod**
Now that you've caught your breath,
it's time to start the second round.
**[17:16] Luciel**
Huh? The second round?
**[17:21] Luciel**
Pain. My whole body is in pain.
**[17:23] Brod**
Let's call it for today, kid.
**[17:26] Luciel**
Oh, hey, if I use heal on myself,
I can kill two birds with one stone.
**[17:31] Brod**
Not so fast.
**[17:33] Brod**
If you avoid magical healing
and instead rely on natural healing,
**[17:37] Brod**
you'll develop the skill to increase
your physical recovery.
**[17:41] Brod**
Don't heal yourself unless you're really hurt.
**[17:44] Luciel**
Understood.
**[17:46] Luciel**
By the way, I'm surprised
there's no one else here.
**[17:49] Brod**
Yeah, we don't get many newcomers these days.
**[17:53] Brod**
Low-ranking adventurers
don't have money to spare,
**[17:56] Brod**
so they focus more
on real battle than training.
**[17:59] Luciel**
I see.
**[18:00] Luciel**
That must be tough for them.
**[18:05] Luciel**
I don't know how effective
healing would be on myself,
**[18:08] Luciel**
but I'd rather save it
to use on adventurers instead.
**[18:16] Brod**
Promise me something, kid.
**[18:19] Luciel**
What is it?
**[18:20] Brod**
That you'll heal whoever needs it,
regardless of their race.
**[18:26] Luciel**
I will.
**[18:32] Boy adventurer**
Is this the place?
**[18:34] Boy adventurer**
Will you really heal us? And for free?
**[18:37] Girl adventurer**
I knew we shouldn't have come.
It's gotta be a scam.
**[18:40] Luciel**
What happened to you?
**[18:44] Girl adventurer**
I was bitten by a forest wolf.
**[18:47] Luciel**
Then let me treat you.
**[18:49] Girl adventurer**
Huh? Are you really going to heal me?
**[18:56] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound.
**[19:00] Luciel**
Heal!
**[19:07] Luciel**
Does it still hurt?
**[19:09] Girl adventurer**
Th-Thank you. I think it's okay now.
**[19:13] Girl adventurer**
Wow, he really did heal it.
**[19:16] Luciel**
*They sure don't trust healers in this town!*
**[19:20] Luciel**
Are any of you injured, too?
**[19:23] Boy adventurer 2**
I am! Look at my arm!
**[19:25] Boy adventurer 3**
And my leg!
**[19:26] Boy adventurer 1**
Me too, me too!
**[19:27] Luciel**
I-I'll treat you one at a time!
**[19:32] Brod**
You're gonna be busy as a healer.
**[19:37] Luciel**
I'll do my best.
**[19:39] Luciel**
Um, Brod-san?
**[19:41] Luciel**
All I can use right now is heal,
and only eight times in a row.
**[19:47] Luciel**
Is that going to be enough?
**[19:49] Brod**
If you can do that much, it'll be plenty.
**[19:51] Brod**
But I have a suggestion.
**[19:54] Brod**
I want you to use heal until
you're almost out of magic
**[19:57] Brod**
to build up your strength
like we did here today.
**[20:01] Brod**
How does that sound?
**[20:02] Luciel**
*Well, that's...*
***SIGN*** Work.
***SIGN*** And more work.
***SIGN*** Packed trains.
**[20:08] Luciel**
*no different from my last life.*
***SIGN*** And just sleeping.
**[20:11] Luciel**
* But trusting in him is*
* probably best for my future.*
**[20:15] Luciel**
I'll follow your lead.
**[20:17] Brod**
Great. First, we need to build
up your strength for training.
**[20:21] Luciel**
*We haven't even started training yet?*
**[20:27] Luciel**
* I think my martial arts skills will*
* improve on their own if I keep this up.*
**[20:31] Luciel**
* If I heal people to build up*
* my holy magic affinity too,*
**[20:36] Luciel**
* then meditate in between to*
* increase my magic and physical recovery...*
**[20:41] Luciel**
* How many birds can I kill*
* with one stone then?!*
**[20:43] Luciel**
* And the fact that Brod-san*
* is still sticking with me*
**[20:46] Luciel**
*must be thanks to Monster Luck-sensei again!*
**[20:49] Monster Luck-sensei**
You better believe it, boy!
**[20:52] Luciel**
*I made the right choice coming here!*
**[20:55] Brod**
Oh yeah. Hey, kid.
**[20:57] Brod**
I can tell that you've got some guts.
**[21:01] Brod**
But if you're really serious about training,
you should live here at the guild.
**[21:06] Luciel**
Would that be okay? I don't have much money.
**[21:11] Brod**
I meant for free.
**[21:12] Luciel**
Huh?
**[21:13] Brod**
Also...
**[21:14] Luciel**
Also?
**[21:15] Brod**
Also, you'll get three meals a day.
**[21:19] Luciel**
*What?! What a deal!*
**[21:21] Luciel**
That sounds too good to be true!
Are there any strings?
**[21:25] Brod**
I want to increase the survival rate
for our inexperienced adventurers.
**[21:30] Brod**
I can make it happen with you here, kid.
**[21:35] Luciel**
I suppose so.
**[21:40] Luciel**
I want to save all the lives that I can.
**[21:45] Luciel**
But not just adventurers. I want to
save anyone who comes to me.
**[21:49] Luciel**
And if that will make me stronger,
**[21:52] Luciel**
then I beg you to let me do it!
**[21:58] Brod**
If there were more healers like you, kid,
**[22:01] Brod**
the world might be a better place.
**[22:07] Luciel**
* I feel like he's getting*
* a little ahead of himself.*
**[22:11] Luciel**
*But after coming to another world,*
**[22:14] Luciel**
*I think I'm finally starting anew.*
**[22:18] Luciel**
*Yeah. This will be how I start surviving here!*
**[23:55] Brod**
Heya, Luciel. For the next month,
I'm gonna train the hell out of you.
**[23:59] Brod**
Come on! What are you whining about?
**[24:02] Brod**
Ten or twenty broken bones is nothing.
**[24:06] Brod**
Next time: "A Talent for Martial Arts."
***SIGN*** #3 A Talent for Martial Arts
**[24:08] Brod**
Don't try to run away, Luciel!
# E3 - A Talent for Martial Arts
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**[00:01] Brod**
If there were more healers like you, kid,
**[00:04] Brod**
the world might be a better place.
**[00:08] Luciel**
* I feel like he's getting*
* a little ahead of himself.*
**[00:13] Brod**
I'm going to prohibit you from
leaving during your training.
**[00:18] Brod**
You good with that?
**[00:19] Luciel**
What?!
**[00:21] Luciel**
* So basically, I'll be trapped here*
* until I complete my training?*
***SIGN*** Mad Dash
**[00:24] Luciel**
* But it's not like I have anywhere*
* else to train if I turn him down...*
**[00:30] Luciel**
C-Can we make it a one-month commitment?
**[00:34] Brod**
Fine by me.
**[00:36] Brod**
I want you to realize
how useful you are here.
**[00:39] Luciel**
Then please work with me
for the next month.
**[00:42] Brod**
You got it. For a month, I'll work you hard
until you're *really* ready to train.
**[00:48] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[00:49] Luciel**
Er, is it okay to make this kind of deal?
**[00:53] Luciel**
Won't the guild master be upset?
**[00:55] Brod**
Nah. I've got plenty of authority
around here. Don't sweat it.
**[00:59] Luciel**
For real?!
**[01:01] Luciel**
I get martial arts training
and three meals a day?
**[01:04] Luciel**
And there's a good chance my
other skills will increase, too!
**[01:10] Monster Luck-sensei**
Ya did it, my boy!
**[01:12] Luciel**
This must be the work
of Monster Luck-sensei!
**[01:16] Brod**
Hmm?
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** #3 A Talent for Martial Arts
**[02:54] Luciel**
Yeesh!
**[02:56] Luciel**
That's so cold!
**[02:57] Brod**
Here. Get changed.
**[02:59] Brod**
Once you're dressed, come to the cafeteria.
**[03:01] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[03:05] Luciel**
Phew.
**[03:06] Luciel**
But what about my old clothes?
**[03:12] Luciel**
Gross!
**[03:14] Luciel**
Nanaella-san!
**[03:16] Nanaella**
Good work today!
**[03:18] Nanaella**
Thank you for treating those adventurers.
**[03:22] Luciel**
Oh, no need to thank me for that.
**[03:25] Luciel**
Anyway, what's up, Nanaella-san?
**[03:27] Nanaella**
Brod-san asked me to come.
**[03:30] Nanaella**
He told me to wash your
clothes, Luciel-sama.
**[03:33] Luciel**
*What a treat!*
**[03:36] Luciel**
No, no! I can't let you do that!
**[03:38] Nanaella**
Huh?
**[03:40] Nanaella**
You don't want beastfolk touching your things?
**[03:43] Luciel**
No, that's not it! It actually
makes me really happy!
**[03:47] Luciel**
But I can't let someone as pretty
as you do that for me, Nanaella-san.
**[03:58] Nanaella**
It's okay! Just leave it to me!
**[04:00] Luciel**
B-But it smells so sweaty...
**[04:03] Nanaella**
I'll hang it up with the rest of
the guild laundry tomorrow, okay?
**[04:07] Luciel**
U-Uh, I, um...
**[04:10] Luciel**
Thank you very much!
**[04:12] Nanaella**
Of course!
**[04:14] Luciel**
Um, if there's anything I can
do in return, please let me know.
**[04:20] Nanaella**
I'll take care of this!
**[04:21] Nanaella**
*Take care of this... Take care of this...*
**[04:24] Luciel**
*I'll find a way to thank you someday.*
**[04:28] Adventurer 1**
Can I get one more?
**[04:30] Adventurer 2**
Hey, how'd today go?
**[04:31] Adventurer 3**
It was a disaster!
**[04:33] Adventurer ?**
C'mon, have another drink!
**[04:35] Brod**
Kid!
**[04:36] Brod**
Hey. Over here.
**[04:38] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[04:42] Luciel**
*This reminds me of office get-togethers.*
**[04:50] Luciel**
Is there going to be a party?
**[04:52] Brod**
This is all for you to eat.
**[04:54] Luciel**
Huh?! All by myself?
**[04:56] Brod**
You can take your time, but finish it off.
**[05:00] Brod**
When you're done,
come back to the basement.
**[05:03] Luciel**
*I guess this is part of my training...*
**[05:07] Luciel**
Thanks for the food!
**[05:16] Luciel**
Oh, yum!
**[05:24] Luciel**
Now *that* was a meal!
**[05:29] Brod**
Starting today, you can use this room.
**[05:31] Brod**
Be sure to get enough rest.
**[05:33] Luciel**
U-Um...
**[05:35] Luciel**
Will there be others who need healing?
**[05:38] Brod**
Yeah. But starting tomorrow,
you're gonna be busy.
**[05:42] Luciel**
Okay!
**[05:45] Luciel**
In that case, I'll get
plenty of sleep for tomorrow.
**[05:48] Luciel**
Good night!
**[05:55] Luciel**
I'm not sleepy at all yet!
**[05:57] Luciel**
What time is it even?
**[05:59] Luciel**
J-Just seven o'clock?! How could any
modern man go to bed this early?!
**[06:07] Luciel**
Since I can't sleep anyway,
**[06:09] Luciel**
maybe I should work on mastering
my skills to boost my levels.
**[06:13] Luciel**
Okay! Time for a late shift!
**[06:16] Luciel**
Stretch, stretch.
**[06:19] Luciel**
Heal.
***SIGN*** Meditation
**[06:22] Luciel**
Stretch, stretch.
**[06:24] Luciel**
Heal.
**[06:28] Brod**
Wake up! It's chow time!
**[06:32] Brod**
During your training, you'll take meals
here in the cafeteria, just like yesterday.
**[06:36] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[06:38] Brod**
Hey, Gulgar. This is Luciel.
**[06:41] Gulgar**
Oh, so you're the one.
***SIGN*** Gulgar
**[06:43] Gulgar**
I'm Gulgar.
**[06:45] Gulgar**
My cooking is the best!
**[06:48] Luciel**
*A bear?!*
**[06:49] Luciel**
Pleased to meet you.
Thanks for looking after me.
**[06:52] Gulgar**
Yeah! Nice to meet ya.
**[06:54] Luciel**
F-Forgive me for asking,
but what's your race?
**[06:59] Gulgar**
As you can see, I'm a proud wolffolk!
**[07:03] Luciel**
*I've been tricked!*
**[07:06] Gulgar**
Anyhow, this drink is disgusting,
**[07:10] Gulgar**
but the Sage of Time created it
and it's great for you.
**[07:14] Luciel**
*That color sure doesn't* look *good for you.*
**[07:17] Gulgar**
Drinking it makes your
muscle strength, endurance,
***SIGN*** MUSCLE
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** REACTION TIME
**[07:21] Gulgar**
reaction time, and other things
easier to improve.
**[07:24] Gulgar**
The effect lasts...
**[07:25] Gulgar**
for six hours.
**[07:26] Luciel**
*Wait, what? It's a cheat item!*
**[07:29] Gulgar**
The only hitch is it tastes like crap.
**[07:32] Gulgar**
That's why nobody else wants
to drink it to get stronger.
**[07:34] Adventurer 1**
He's gonna make him drink it!
**[07:39] Luciel**
Is it really safe to consume?
**[07:41] Luciel**
* Judging by the color,*
* it looks like it'll wreck my guts.*
**[07:45] Luciel**
*And why's it moving like that?!*
**[07:47] Luciel**
*Still, it's a cheat item...*
**[07:51] Luciel**
*Th-The stench is gonna rot my nose off!*
**[07:54] Luciel**
* But if just drinking this*
* makes me stronger...*
**[07:58] Luciel**
*I, Luciel, shall drink.*
**[08:07] Luciel**
*Oh yeah, that's bad.*
**[08:10] Luciel**
*The slimy feel it leaves on my tongue...*
**[08:12] Luciel**
* The bitter, tangy mix with spicy*
* and sour flavors ravaging my mouth...*
**[08:18] Luciel**
*I know exactly what this is.*
**[08:20] Luciel**
*Substance X!*
**[08:22] Luciel**
*X... X... X...*
***SIGN*** I want to spit it out...
**[08:31] Luciel**
*I want to spit it out immediately.*
**[08:33] Luciel**
* To wash out the inside*
* of my mouth with pure water*
**[08:37] Luciel**
*and inhale fresh, clean air.*
**[08:40] Luciel**
* But the bear in front of me is*
* too scary. I can't spit it out.*
**[08:44] Luciel**
* If I lose focus even a little,*
* I'll black out.*
**[08:48] Luciel**
*I'll just have to chug it!*
**[08:59] Gulgar**
Holy...
**[09:02] Gulgar**
Whoa!
**[09:04] Brod**
He drank that crap?
**[09:06] Luciel**
*I downed the whole thing...*
**[09:10] Luciel**
* M-My body feels like it's*
* overflowing with energy!*
**[09:15] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[09:18] Luciel**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[09:20] Luciel**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... X!
**[09:24] Gulgar**
Enough already.
**[09:25] Gulgar**
Now eat that meat and go join Brod.
**[09:27] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[09:37] Gulgar**
I never thought he'd polish this off.
**[09:40] Gulgar**
Gross!
**[09:42] Gulgar**
Sheesh. This guy's got some guts.
**[09:47] Luciel**
* And now, it's been nearly a week*
* since I came to the Adventurers' Guild.*
**[10:00] Brod**
You done already? Do you want to die?
**[10:03] Luciel**
Please keep teaching me, Instructor Brod!
**[10:07] Brod**
All right. Very well.
**[10:09] Brod**
Let's keep going!
**[10:11] Luciel**
Why does he look so happy?!
**[10:15] Brod**
Don't let your mind go blank
while defending!
**[10:18] Brod**
There's purpose behind each attack!
**[10:20] Brod**
Watch closely, think, and learn
**[10:22] Brod**
like your life depends on it!
**[10:28] Luciel**
*My life, huh?*
**[10:30] Luciel**
* When I listen to the instructor's*
* abuse... I mean, advice,*
**[10:34] Luciel**
* I actually feel like*
* I can give this all I've got.*
**[10:38] Luciel**
*He's so great.*
**[10:45] Luciel**
* Obviously, I'm still an absolute beginner*
* with a mere week of experience.*
**[10:50] Luciel**
* The best I can do right now is*
* keep this up and try to learn.*
**[10:56] Luciel**
Instructor Brod,
**[10:58] Luciel**
please let me try that again!
**[11:00] Brod**
Huh?
**[11:01] Brod**
K-Kid... forcing a smile while you're
in that much pain is really creepy.
**[11:05] Luciel**
Laughing helps loosen me up.
**[11:09] Luciel**
But I promise that I will
eventually land an attack!
**[11:12] Brod**
Oh? Looks like you still have
enough energy to talk trash.
**[11:17] Brod**
Fine with me. I'll work you
down to the bone today!
**[11:23] Luciel**
* Oh no! I feel like I just*
* opened the gates of hell!*
**[11:27] Cat Woman**
Excuse me.
**[11:30] Cat Woman**
I heard that you heal people here.
Is it really for free?
**[11:34] Luciel**
*A catfolk person!*
**[11:37] Luciel**
It is. I'll treat you at no charge.
**[11:39] Luciel**
Where are you injured?
**[11:42] Cat Woman**
I was bit on the back by a wererat.
**[11:50] Luciel**
I can close the wound with a heal spell,
**[11:53] Luciel**
but since you were bitten,
this could lead to the spread of disease.
**[11:57] Luciel**
If you start to feel ill,
please visit a doctor.
**[12:01] Luciel**
For now, I'll treat you.
**[12:03] Cat Woman**
Okay.
**[12:04] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic
so that I may mend this wound.
**[12:09] Luciel**
Heal!
**[12:18] Luciel**
Okay! That should do it.
**[12:28] Luciel**
*Wait, what?*
**[12:30] Luciel**
*Did I say something wrong?*
**[12:32] Adventurer 1**
Hey, healer.
**[12:35] Luciel**
Yes? No, I wasn't teasing her!
**[12:37] Adventurer 1**
What's your name?
**[12:39] Luciel**
I-I'm Luciel.
**[12:42] Adventurer 1**
Looks like you'll use your magic
even on us beastfolk, Luciel.
**[12:50] Luciel**
Humans and beastfolk alike,
you're all patients to me.
**[12:54] Adventurer 1**
Luciel, you're a pretty good guy.
**[12:58] Adventurer 1**
Can we come back if we get injured again?
**[13:01] Luciel**
Yeah. Anytime.
**[13:03] Cat Woman**
Luciel!
**[13:05] Cat Woman**
Thank you!
**[13:08] Cat Woman**
I'll come see you if I get hurt again!
**[13:10] Luciel**
S-Sure!
**[13:17] Adventurer 1**
Still, I can't believe you're doing it.
**[13:19] Luciel**
What?
**[13:20] Adventurer 1**
You know, training.
**[13:21] Adventurer 1**
That dude turns into
a totally different person.
**[13:24] Luciel**
I guess.
**[13:26] Adventurer 1**
We adventurers all avoid
training with Brod-san.
**[13:31] Luciel**
* Why couldn't someone*
* have told me that sooner?*
**[13:36] Luciel**
Thank you for the meal!
**[13:38] Gulgar**
Now then,
**[13:39] Gulgar**
you want to get strong quickly, right?
**[13:42] Luciel**
*There it is! Substance X!*
**[13:45] Luciel**
*"Disgusting" doesn't even begin to cover it.*
**[13:49] Luciel**
* Even if it makes me stronger, I wish*
* they'd give me a break with that stuff.*
**[13:55] Luciel**
*What was that all about?*
**[13:57] Luciel**
Huh?
**[14:00] Luciel**
Hmm?!
**[14:05] Luciel**
*I feel like I'm being watched.*
**[14:09] Luciel**
I train from seven in the morning
to seven at night.
**[14:13] Luciel**
I have three huge meals a day.
**[14:15] Luciel**
Then at night, I practice
my magic control and handling.
**[14:20] Luciel**
I'm getting used to this routine.
**[14:23] Luciel**
With assess mastery, I can tell
I'm actually improving.
**[14:27] Luciel**
This might actually be a pretty
fulfilling lifestyle for me.
**[14:33] Luciel**
But still... why were
those people watching me?
**[14:44] Brod**
What'd you want to talk about, kid?
**[14:46] Luciel**
It feels like a bunch of people
are watching me recently.
**[14:51] Luciel**
Huh?
**[14:57] Luciel**
So you two were behind it after all!
**[14:59] Luciel**
Why am I under surveillance?
**[15:02] Brod**
Sorry! Everyone's worried
you might run away.
**[15:07] Luciel**
Run away?
**[15:09] Brod**
Most people trying to become
adventurers weren't born into wealth.
**[15:13] Brod**
So they take on risky requests
and pay the price.
**[15:18] Brod**
But even though they get hurt,
without any money to live on,
**[15:22] Brod**
they keep forcing themselves
to take on dangerous requests.
**[15:27] Luciel**
*I get it.*
**[15:29] Luciel**
* As long as I'm here, they*
* can get their injuries treated*
**[15:33] Luciel**
*and go right back out to work.*
**[15:36] Luciel**
* Without realizing it, the adventurers'*
* fate has been left in my hands.*
**[15:43] Luciel**
Anyway, I agreed to stay for a month,
**[15:47] Luciel**
so until that's up, give me some credit
and call off the watch.
**[15:52] Brod**
Very well.
**[15:53] Luciel**
I'm being serious here, okay?
**[15:55] Luciel**
The next time I catch someone watching me,
**[15:58] Luciel**
I'll drag them here and make them
drink *that* with me, got it?
**[16:06] Luciel**
Of course, since you're in charge,
I'll make you drink it too, Brod.
**[16:11] Luciel**
*And so, the month started flying by.*
**[16:15] Luciel**
*Though something interesting happened...*
**[16:19] Cat Woman**
Meow, Luciel!
**[16:21] Cat Woman**
Thanks for healing me before.
I'll be counting on you next time too.
**[16:24] Luciel**
Sure! No problem.
**[16:26] Luciel**
*More people have started talking to me.*
**[16:29] Luciel**
* I hope this helps me get*
* accustomed to adventurers.*
**[16:34] Luciel**
*Then there's my all-important training.*
**[16:41] Luciel**
*I've started doing more target practice.*
**[16:43] Brod**
Kid! Get serious about this!
**[16:45] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[16:47] Luciel**
* I thought my baseball*
* experience would pay off,*
**[16:50] Luciel**
* but at this rate, I have to wonder when*
* he'll let me throw real weapons.*
**[16:56] Luciel**
* Yup. It's dawned on me that*
* even when my month is up,*
**[16:59] Luciel**
*I still won't have mastered anything.*
**[17:03] Luciel**
* Realistically, I have a long way to go*
* before I'm fit for fighting outside.*
**[17:08] Luciel**
*But I've made up my mind... for now...*
**[17:11] Luciel**
For now, patience can cook a stone!
**[17:13] Brod**
What the hell are you excited for?!
**[17:15] Brod**
You missed every single one!
**[17:17] Luciel**
I got one, though!
**[17:18] Brod**
Don't you talk back to me!
**[17:19] Luciel**
Sir!
**[17:23] Luciel**
*My portions of Substance X got bigger,*
**[17:27] Luciel**
*I got more healing requests...*
**[17:30] Luciel**
*And the last day of my contract finally came.*
**[17:33] Brod**
You really worked hard this month.
**[17:36] Luciel**
Under your guidance.
Thank you so much for everything.
**[17:39] Luciel**
Now I'll go back to the Healers'
Guild to look for work.
**[17:42] Luciel**
When I've saved up enough money,
please train me again.
**[17:44] Brod**
Money?
**[17:46] Brod**
That's right.
You said you were basically broke.
**[17:49] Luciel**
That's right. I have to pay my offering
to the Healers' Guild.
**[17:54] Brod**
What would you do if you *did* have money?
**[17:56] Luciel**
What?
**[17:57] Brod**
For example, if someone gave you
the money for a year's offering?
**[18:02] Luciel**
I don't know...
**[18:05] Luciel**
If it'd be all right,
I'd like to train with you more.
**[18:10] Brod**
This is for making it through a month of
training and saving those adventurers' lives.
**[18:15] Brod**
A reward!
**[18:17] Brod**
Take it.
**[18:18] Luciel**
Yes... sir.
**[18:22] Luciel**
Huh? This much?!
**[18:24] Brod**
Twelve silver coins.
Use that and go pay your offering.
**[18:30] Brod**
Thanks to you, the death rate
for adventurers has dropped sharply.
**[18:35] Brod**
Consider it a special bonus.
**[18:37] Luciel**
But this is a lot of money, isn't it?
**[18:40] Luciel**
I can't possibly accept...
**[18:41] Brod**
Just take it.
**[18:44] Brod**
Your martial arts skill is still infantile.
**[18:47] Brod**
So starting today, you'll keep on training.
**[18:51] Brod**
If you're on board, then go pay up.
**[18:56] Luciel**
Understood.
**[18:58] Luciel**
I'll gladly accept this and pay my fees.
**[19:01] Adventurer 2**
Be sure to come back, okay?
**[19:03] Adventurer 4**
We'll be waiting for you, Luciel.
**[19:06] Luciel**
Yeah! I'll definitely be back!
**[19:12] Monika**
That will cover your offering for one year.
**[19:15] Monika**
But are you sure about doing this?
**[19:18] Monika**
If you get promoted within the year,
you'll be assessed an additional offering.
**[19:25] Luciel**
I'm sure.
**[19:27] Luciel**
For now, instead of ranking up,
**[19:29] Luciel**
I need to focus on becoming strong
enough to become independent.
**[19:32] Monika**
Well, it certainly does take
a lot of funds to open a clinic.
**[19:37] Luciel**
When I've earned enough,
I'll come for my promotion.
**[19:40] Monika**
All right. Keep up the good work, okay?
**[19:49] Brod**
I'm glad you came back.
**[19:51] Luciel**
Um, were you waiting here for me?
**[19:57] Brod**
I-I just happened to be passing through.
**[20:01] Brod**
Nanaella, do you have
the kid's adventurer card?
**[20:04] Nanaella**
Yes, right here.
**[20:06] Brod**
Renew it for me.
**[20:07] Nanaella**
Understood!
**[20:10] Luciel**
Don't you need my permission to do that?!
**[20:12] Brod**
Okay, no need to worry about the contract now!
**[20:15] Luciel**
Hey! Instructor Brod!
**[20:17] Nanaella**
Do your best, okay?
**[20:18] Luciel**
Somebody help!
**[20:20] Luciel**
*Nobody's even lifting a finger!*
**[20:28] Luciel**
Thank you for the meal.
**[20:30] Brod**
*All right, all right, all right!*
***SIGN*** All right,
all right,
all right!
***SIGN*** W
A
A
A
H
**[20:32] Luciel**
*Today's training felt even harder than usual.*
**[20:36] Brod**
Hey, kid.
**[20:37] Luciel**
Yes?
**[20:38] Brod**
This is for you.
**[20:42] Luciel**
*Encyclopedia of Low-Level Holy Magic*?
**[20:46] Luciel**
Is this a spell tome?
**[20:47] Gulgar**
Yup.
**[20:48] Brod**
A treat for coming home on time.
**[20:51] Luciel**
Do you think I'm a child?
**[20:54] Brod**
Healers need the recovery spell heal
and the detoxification spell cure.
**[20:58] Brod**
Once you can cast both, you'll be
on your way to becoming the real deal.
**[21:01] Brod**
You can only use heal now, can't you?
**[21:04] Brod**
So read that book and study up.
**[21:15] Brod**
What's so damn funny?!
**[21:16] Luciel**
* Wha—? Is Brod actually*
* a sweetie underneath it all?*
**[21:24] Luciel**
Instructor, thank you very much.
**[21:27] Luciel**
Starting again today, I will try
my very best, so please train me more!
**[21:32] Brod**
Sure.
**[21:33] Gulgar**
Heya, kid!
**[21:35] Gulgar**
If you're gonna work your hardest,
drink up beforehand!
**[21:38] Luciel**
Substance X!
**[21:40] Brod**
Finish that off and let's
get to afternoon training!
**[21:43] Luciel**
Come drink it with me, Instructor Brod!
**[21:45] Brod**
I don't need it.
I'll be waiting for you!
**[21:49] Gulgar**
C'mon, kid!
**[21:54] Luciel**
All right.
**[22:05] Luciel**
*This really is disgusting!*
**[22:07] Luciel**
*Damn that Brod! For this...*
**[22:11] Luciel**
*I swear I'll knock you out in the next year!*
***SIGN*** I got super tough!
**[22:18] Luciel**
Thank you very much!
**[22:20] Luciel**
*Now the* real *training begins!*
**[23:55] Gulgar**
Hey, guys! What did you think of my cooking?
**[23:57] Gulgar**
Mountains of delicious grub!
Sounds like a dream, right?
**[24:00] Gulgar**
Luciel even drank *that*...
**[24:02] Gulgar**
Phew! That surprised me!
**[24:04] Gulgar**
Next time: "Substance X and a Small Change."
***SIGN*** #4 Substance X and a Small Change
**[24:07] Gulgar**
If ya don't watch it,
you're getting Substance X!
# E4 - Substance X and a Small Change
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0JG9/substance-x-and-a-small-change)
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**[00:01] Brod**
I've decided to give you
a day off to rest, kid.
**[00:05] Luciel**
A rest day?
**[00:06] Luciel**
* Come to think of it,*
* I haven't had a single day off.*
**[00:09] Luciel**
But still...
**[00:11] Luciel**
*It's not like I have anything else to do!*
***SIGN*** The Workaholic
***SIGN*** The Workaholic
***SIGN*** The Workaholic
***SIGN*** The Workaholic
***SIGN*** The Workaholic
**[00:16] Brod**
If you're free, why don't you
help butcher up some monsters?
**[00:20] Luciel**
Butcher monsters?
***SIGN*** Rest Day
**[00:25] Luciel**
I *do* want to get a closer look at monsters.
It's all about getting experience.
**[00:30] Luciel**
He said the door next to the cafeteria, right?
**[00:35] Luciel**
Pardon me!
**[00:38] Galba**
Welcome to the butchery.
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[02:12] Galba**
Thanks for coming to help today.
***SIGN*** Galba
**[02:15] Galba**
The name's Galba. Nice to meet you.
**[02:17] Luciel**
*He kinda looks familiar...*
**[02:20] Galba**
You can take it easy and chat with me
just like you would my younger brother.
**[02:24] Luciel**
Your brother?
**[02:29] Luciel**
Huh?
**[02:29] Luciel**
Do you mean Gulgar-san?
**[02:32] Galba**
That's right. He's my kid brother.
**[02:36] Galba**
Let's get right to the butchering.
**[02:38] Galba**
You can just watch for now, okay?
***SIGN*** #4 Substance X and a Small Change
**[02:39] Luciel**
Sure.
**[02:42] Galba**
Heave-ho.
**[02:43] Luciel**
That's huge!
**[02:43] Luciel**
I mean, how did you fit a boar in that bag?
**[02:46] Galba**
Well, it is a magical bag.
**[02:49] Luciel**
Oh! Just what I'd expect from a fantasy!
**[02:53] Galba**
All right, watch closely now.
**[02:54] Luciel**
O-Okay.
**[02:56] Galba**
First, skin the beast.
**[03:00] Galba**
Then split open its belly
and take out its insides.
**[03:04] Galba**
There. All done.
**[03:06] Luciel**
*Hey, that's a lot easier on the eyes.*
**[03:09] Luciel**
I didn't realize it could be done so quickly.
**[03:12] Galba**
Well, I have done it hundreds of times.
**[03:15] Luciel**
*There's something scary about that smile...*
**[03:17] Luciel**
Do they use all the meat
you butcher in the cafeteria?
**[03:21] Galba**
Nope.
**[03:22] Galba**
We sell some meat to other guilds
and shops in town
**[03:25] Galba**
to cover the guild's operational costs.
**[03:27] Luciel**
In that case, is my being here an issue?
**[03:31] Galba**
Don't you worry.
**[03:32] Galba**
I'd like you to gain butchering experience,
**[03:35] Galba**
but that isn't the reason Brod sent you here.
**[03:38] Luciel**
Huh?
**[03:40] Galba**
We get all sorts of monsters
here at the butchery.
**[03:44] Galba**
There are many different types, you know.
**[03:47] Galba**
I think Brod wanted you to develop
an eye for their weak points
**[03:52] Galba**
and learn the best ways to attack them.
**[03:54] Luciel**
Instructor Brod was thinking of me?
**[03:58] Luciel**
Wait, you're saying he expects
me to fight monsters?!
**[04:03] Galba**
I'm sure he thought it'd help you survive
**[04:05] Galba**
when you start going out
on adventures as a healer.
**[04:10] Galba**
These days, we don't get many newcomers
**[04:12] Galba**
who are as serious about preparing as you.
**[04:15] Luciel**
In my case, I really just
don't want to die, you know?
**[04:19] Galba**
Well, that goes for all adventurers.
**[04:22] Galba**
But lately, too many are gunning
to become heroes.
**[04:26] Galba**
They rush out into battle
and are cut down just like that.
**[04:32] Galba**
But you know what?
**[04:33] Galba**
Thanks to you, Luciel-kun, the fatality rate
among new adventurers is down.
**[04:38] Galba**
For those seriously injured,
the lesson that they aren't special
**[04:42] Galba**
comes all too late if the wound's too severe.
**[04:45] Galba**
But you've been saving them, Luciel.
**[04:49] Luciel**
I-I'm very flattered to hear that.
**[04:53] Galba**
Now then... You see this?
It's called a horned rabbit.
**[04:57] Luciel**
O-Okay.
**[04:58] Galba**
Why don't you try butchering it?
**[05:05] Galba**
Let's start off together, okay?
**[05:07] Luciel**
Okay.
**[05:08] Galba**
First, split open the belly.
**[05:11] Luciel**
*I realize it's dead, but I'm still hesitant.*
**[05:14] Galba**
Luciel-kun.
**[05:16] Galba**
Just take your time with it.
**[05:18] Luciel**
Galba-san...
**[05:22] Luciel**
Okay.
**[05:27] Galba**
Next, remove the insides.
**[05:29] Luciel**
A-All right.
**[05:32] Luciel**
*The scent of blood filling my nose,*
**[05:35] Luciel**
*the still-warm flesh,*
**[05:37] Luciel**
*the feeling of carving fresh, raw meat...*
**[05:42] Luciel**
* Regardless, this is something*
* we need to do to live.*
**[05:48] Gulgar**
Heya. How was the butchering?
**[05:51] Luciel**
I think I'm much more grateful
for the food I eat now.
**[05:55] Gulgar**
That so, huh?
**[05:57] Gulgar**
One thing, Luciel...
**[05:59] Luciel**
Yes?
**[06:00] Gulgar**
You should hurry and change out of those.
**[06:02] Luciel**
Huh? Oh...
**[06:04] Luciel**
Oh!
**[06:07] Luciel**
*I feel so ashamed.*
**[06:09] Luciel**
* Didn't I eat meat all the time*
* in my last life?*
**[06:12] Luciel**
* Yet this is how I react when*
* I have to do the butchering myself...*
**[06:16] Nanaella**
Luciel-sama.
**[06:18] Luciel**
Nanaella-san?
**[06:19] Nanaella**
Are you... all right?
**[06:22] Luciel**
Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
**[06:26] Nanaella**
Are you really?
**[06:28] Nanaella**
You look a little pale.
**[06:31] Luciel**
*Horned rabbits flashing before my eyes...*
**[06:34] Nanaella**
I heard that you were butchering today.
**[06:38] Nanaella**
Was it actually your first time?
**[06:40] Luciel**
Yeah. I've never seen or done it before.
**[06:45] Nanaella**
Is that so?
**[06:47] Nanaella**
It must have been very difficult for you.
**[06:50] Nanaella**
Your hands feel a little cold.
**[06:53] Luciel**
I was washing them in cold water...
**[06:56] Nanaella**
Luciel-sama, you may be more
exhausted than you realize.
**[07:02] Luciel**
Exhausted?
**[07:04] Nanaella**
Sometimes new adventurers are the same way.
**[07:07] Nanaella**
They get so excited for their first battle.
**[07:09] Nanaella**
But even if they can slay
monsters without hesitation,
**[07:12] Nanaella**
once they're alone,
the mental exhaustion sets in on them.
**[07:18] Luciel**
Is that why you came to see me?
**[07:19] Nanaella**
Yes.
**[07:21] Nanaella**
Because all of the guild employees,
myself included,
**[07:24] Nanaella**
are grateful for what you've
done for us, Luciel-sama.
**[07:27] Nanaella**
I want to do what I can to help you.
**[07:29] Luciel**
Th-Thank you so much.
**[07:33] Luciel**
Then would you mind holding
my hand just a little longer?
**[07:38] Nanaella**
Sure.
**[07:41] Luciel**
* My dinner that night was stew made*
* from the horned rabbit I'd butchered.*
**[07:47] Luciel**
Thanks for the meal.
**[07:53] Luciel**
This is super tasty!
**[07:55] Gulgar**
Here.
**[07:58] Luciel**
That again?!
**[08:02] Luciel**
* It's nice that I got another rest day,*
* but I don't have anything to do.*
**[08:07] Luciel**
* My magic training has been going*
* at a much slower rate lately.*
**[08:12] Luciel**
* When I gain one level,*
* it's that much harder to reach the next.*
**[08:16] Luciel**
*Just like any RPG, I guess.*
**[08:18] Luciel**
* Still, I wonder if Brod*
* is busy or something...*
**[08:24] Nanaella**
Here we go, Luciel-sama!
**[08:26] Luciel**
Nanaella-san? And Melina-san too?
**[08:29] Mernell**
Luciel-kun.
**[08:31] Mernell**
You're lacking in knowledge,
**[08:33] Mernell**
so Brod-san asked us
to give you a little lesson.
**[08:37] Luciel**
Even you, Mernell-san?
**[08:38] Nanaella**
So since it's decided...
**[08:39] Melina**
Let's get going!
**[08:41] Luciel**
Huh? Huh?!
**[08:42] Luciel**
* Forget teaching me a lesson! The other*
* adventurers will kill me if they see this!*
**[08:51] Luciel**
*What am I supposed to make of this situation?*
**[08:54] Nanaella**
I got *The Illustrated Monster Encyclopedia*,
**[08:56] Nanaella**
*The Monster Suppression Point Index*,
**[08:59] Nanaella**
and *The Monster Materials
Armor Crafting Catalog* for you.
**[09:03] Mernell**
I brought books about each country's
laws, religions, and mythologies.
**[09:08] Melina**
I have *Complete Vegetables*,
*Complete Mushrooms and Fruits*,
***SIGN*** Melina
**[09:12] Melina**
and *The Beginner's Guide to Medicine*.
**[09:14] Luciel**
Do I really need all of these?
**[09:17] Nanaella**
Absolutely!
**[09:18] Luciel**
Hmm. In that case, I'd like to
start with Mernell-san's books.
**[09:24] Mernell**
Oh my.
**[09:25] Melina**
In that case, we'll let you
take over, Nanaella.
**[09:28] Luciel**
Huh?
**[09:29] Mernell**
We never thought you'd pick
the information that's truly useful.
**[09:32] Luciel**
What was that all about?
**[09:34] Nanaella**
Brod-san told us to make sure you gain
more practical, worldly knowledge.
**[09:39] Nanaella**
So those two got curious
**[09:42] Nanaella**
and wanted to find out what kinds
of things interest you.
**[09:46] Luciel**
Oh, so that was it.
**[09:49] Luciel**
*I'm sure they're teasing me!*
**[09:52] Luciel**
Is it really okay for you
to spend all this time on me?
**[09:55] Nanaella**
Sure. This is also
an important part of my job.
**[10:00] Nanaella**
Now then, we'll start with a brief overview.
**[10:03] Nanaella**
We're in Merratoni, located here
in the Republic of St. Shurule.
***SIGN*** Grandol, Land of Labyrinths
***SIGN*** Republic of St. Shurule
***SIGN*** Independent City-State of Yenice
***SIGN*** Galdardia
**[10:08] Nanaella**
St. Shurule manages the Healers' Guild.
**[10:11] Nanaella**
At its heart is the Holy City of Shurule,
home to the castle housing guild headquarters.
**[10:15] Nanaella**
Shurule is also the only place
in the world to have abolished slavery.
**[10:19] Luciel**
The only place in the world?!
**[10:21] Luciel**
* Does that mean the other*
* countries have slaves?!*
**[10:24] Luciel**
*I'm so glad I wound up in this one!*
**[10:27] Nanaella**
This is the Independent City-State of Yenice.
**[10:30] Nanaella**
It's a nation of beastfolk
that many different races call home.
**[10:33] Luciel**
*And so, I started studying on my rest days...*
**[10:37] Luciel**
* Training, treating wounds, study sessions,*
* and random errands kept me pretty busy.*
**[10:44] Luciel**
*Before I knew it, half a year had passed.*
**[10:48] Luciel**
It's out!
**[10:50] Luciel**
This month's guild earnings ranking!
**[10:52] Mernell**
Oh? Let's see that.
**[10:54] Melina**
Yes, let's.
**[10:56] Mernell**
The Lineage of the White Wolf
is number one again?
**[10:58] Melina**
Those guys sure work hard.
**[11:00] Mernell**
They're almost A rank. Did you hear?
**[11:02] Melina**
Didn't we have plans to go eat with them?
**[11:04] Luciel**
Um...
**[11:07] Luciel**
A little space?
**[11:10] Luciel**
Would you mind not getting so close?
**[11:12] Melina**
Oh, come on! We're just
bonding with you! Bonding!
**[11:16] Mernell**
Right, Melina? But what a nice body!
**[11:18] Nanaella**
Please give him a break!
**[11:20] Melina**
Hey, wait...
**[11:22] Melina**
Luciel-kun, it looks like
your clothes don't fit right.
**[11:25] Luciel**
Huh?
**[11:32] Nanaella**
This way, Luciel-sama!
**[11:35] Luciel**
I'm glad Nanaella-san is wearing her uniform.
**[11:37] Luciel**
If she was in street clothes,
this would totally be a date.
**[11:41] Luciel**
I should say thanks. You didn't
have to come clothes shopping with me.
**[11:45] Luciel**
If you tell me where to go,
I can handle it myself.
**[11:48] Nanaella**
That won't do. Things have gotten
a little dangerous recently.
**[11:52] Luciel**
Huh? Dangerous?
**[11:53] Nanaella**
Besides, when I first came to Merratoni,
a lot of people showed me around, too.
**[11:59] Luciel**
Wait, does that mean you were also
once an adventurer, Nanaella-san?
**[12:03] Nanaella**
Oh, who knows?
**[12:17] Luciel**
Thank you so much.
**[12:19] Nanaella**
No problem!
**[12:20] Luciel**
I should be okay on clothes for a while now.
**[12:23] Luciel**
You even paid for everything...
**[12:26] Nanaella**
It's all right. Brod-san
gave me money to spend.
**[12:30] Luciel**
* I guess this was my first*
* shopping trip in another world.*
**[12:34] Luciel**
*I wonder if I wasted it...*
**[12:38] Luciel**
Nanaella-san, please hold these!
**[12:41] Luciel**
*That voice just now...*
**[12:49] Luciel**
Monika-san!
**[12:56] Luciel**
Monika-san.
**[12:57] Monika**
Luciel-sama...
**[13:00] Luciel**
I'm so glad you woke up.
**[13:02] Monika**
Um, what happened?
**[13:04] Luciel**
Monika-san, you were
on the ground covered in blood.
**[13:07] Luciel**
I cast heal, but it didn't help.
**[13:09] Luciel**
I thought you might be poisoned,
so I cast cure and you finally recovered.
**[13:14] Luciel**
Monika-san, did somebody try to kill you?
**[13:17] Monika**
What?
**[13:18] Nanaella**
This may have been the work of mercenaries.
**[13:21] Luciel**
Mercenaries?
**[13:23] Nanaella**
People who will even
commit murder for a fee.
**[13:26] Luciel**
Who would have the money to pay for that?
**[13:29] Monika**
Healers.
**[13:31] Luciel**
Do you have an idea who did it?
**[13:33] Monika**
The other day, a friend of mine
got treated at a healing clinic.
**[13:38] Monika**
But they didn't have money to pay the bill,
so they were sold into slavery.
**[13:44] Luciel**
I thought slavery was illegal here.
**[13:48] Monika**
It is, but in other countries...
**[13:50] Luciel**
What kind of loophole is that?
**[13:52] Luciel**
Moreover, what kind of treatment
is so expensive you can't pay for it?
**[13:56] Monika**
I objected to it publicly,
so this may have been retaliation.
**[14:01] Luciel**
So you could be attacked again?!
**[14:04] Monika**
I can't say for certain that I won't be.
**[14:08] Luciel**
What kind of healer would
do something like this?
**[14:13] Monika**
It believe it was Bottaculli-san.
**[14:16] Luciel**
Bottaculli?
**[14:18] Nanaella**
He operates the largest
healers' clinic in Merratoni.
**[14:21] Luciel**
*So he's some big shot, is he?*
**[14:23] Luciel**
* Wait, does that mean Monika-san won't*
* be safe even at the Healers' Guild?*
**[14:29] Luciel**
Nanaella-san, until this all blows over,
**[14:32] Luciel**
might Monika-san stay
at the Adventurers' Guild?
**[14:35] Nanaella**
Yes, I believe that would be all right.
**[14:38] Monika**
But... healers and adventurers
don't get along!
**[14:42] Luciel**
*I wish I'd known that half a year ago!*
**[14:46] Luciel**
It'll be okay.
**[14:47] Luciel**
I've been training here every day and
haven't been confronted even once.
**[14:53] Monika**
In that case, I very much appreciate the help.
**[15:01] Luciel**
*I'm lucky I could save her in time.*
**[15:04] Luciel**
* I guess lives aren't worth*
* much in this world...*
**[15:08] Luciel**
*But I still have the power to save them.*
**[15:11] Luciel**
*I have to keep working hard to that end.*
**[15:14] Monika**
Luciel-sama.
**[15:18] Monika**
I would like to thank you
for saving me from the brink of death
**[15:23] Monika**
from the bottom of my heart.
**[15:25] Luciel**
*Is it me, or does she look pale?*
**[15:27] Luciel**
I-It's okay. I'm glad I could save
someone who's helped me so much.
**[15:32] Monika**
Well, as compensation for saving me,
**[15:37] Monika**
how much do I owe you?
**[15:41] Luciel**
*Is* that *why she's so pale?*
**[15:43] Luciel**
* Does she think I'm going to demand*
* some unreasonable fee for treating her?*
**[15:48] Luciel**
*Those damn healers...*
**[15:52] Luciel**
You've been incredibly kind to me, Monika-san.
**[15:56] Luciel**
So let's just say that you've
already returned the favor.
**[15:59] Luciel**
I'll consider that the payment.
**[16:01] Monika**
Huh?
**[16:03] Luciel**
And if that doesn't sound like enough,
I'll also treat you to a meal here.
**[16:08] Luciel**
Gulgar-san's cooking is really good!
**[16:12] Gulgar**
All that must've been scary for you, miss.
**[16:15] Gulgar**
Eat this and try to regain your strength.
**[16:20] Monika**
Thank you so much.
**[16:24] Monika**
Thank you so, so much!
**[16:26] Monika**
From the bottom of my heart,
thank you so very much!
**[16:30] Luciel**
* One month after that, the man*
* who attacked Monika-san was apprehended.*
**[16:35] Luciel**
* Of course, no connection between*
* him and that healer was uncovered.*
**[16:39] Luciel**
* We couldn't really say*
* the case was resolved, so...*
**[16:43] Monika**
I would like to stay and continue working here
**[16:45] Monika**
because you adventurers are
all such wonderful people.
**[16:49] adventurer**
All right!
**[16:50] Luciel**
*Things are so peaceful.*
***SIGN*** Two Months Later
**[16:57] Brod**
Where's Luciel?!
**[16:59] Luciel**
Instructor Brod?!
**[17:00] Brod**
Some adventurers are on death's door!
**[17:02] Brod**
You've gotta help them!
**[17:05] Brod**
Monsters outflanked them
at a mine in the southeast.
**[17:08] Brod**
The adventurers tried to quell them
**[17:10] Brod**
and managed to finish off some
of the strange creatures, but...
**[17:15] Brod**
This is the inn.
**[17:17] girl**
You're all right. It's going to be fine.
**[17:20] boy**
Damn it! Don't die! Don't die on me!
**[17:27] Brod**
Luciel!
**[17:28] Brod**
They're in here.
**[17:31] Brod**
Bazan and Sekiroth have been poisoned.
**[17:34] Brod**
Basura is bleeding heavily from a deep wound.
**[17:36] Luciel**
* Even if I close a wound with magic,*
* I can't replace lost blood.*
**[17:40] Luciel**
*I've got to stop the bleeding!*
**[17:42] Luciel**
I'll treat Basura-san first!
**[17:45] Luciel**
Heal!
**[17:50] Luciel**
Heal! Heal! Heal!
**[17:53] Luciel**
*I have to save them!*
**[17:55] Luciel**
*I have to save them! I have to save them!*
**[17:57] Luciel**
Heal!
**[18:04] Luciel**
Next, I'll treat these two—
**[18:08] Brod**
Are you okay?
**[18:09] Luciel**
It feels like I've spent all my magic.
**[18:13] Brod**
This is a magical potion to help you recover.
**[18:15] Luciel**
Thanks.
**[18:19] Brod**
Can you keep going?
**[18:21] Luciel**
Yes!
**[18:23] Luciel**
Cure! Heal!
**[18:26] Luciel**
Cure! Heal!
**[18:28] Luciel**
Cure! Heal!
**[18:30] Luciel**
*I can't let them die!*
**[18:32] Luciel**
Heal! Heal!
**[18:42] Brod**
It looks like we're out of the woods.
**[18:45] Brod**
You did well, Luciel.
**[19:02] Luciel**
* I was able to save the three*
* Lineage of the White Wolf members,*
**[19:07] Luciel**
*but there were other casualties.*
**[19:11] Luciel**
*I'm not omnipotent. I already knew that.*
**[19:16] Luciel**
* But the realization that I couldn't*
* save everyone was very painful.*
**[19:20] Luciel**
* To abate that grief at the very least,*
* I made a vow to the fallen*
**[19:26] Luciel**
*that I would work even harder.*
**[19:37] Luciel**
Status open!
***SIGN*** Skills
Assess Mastery
Monster Luck
Magic Handling IV
Magic Control
Meditation IV
Focus IV
Magic Recovery IV
Life Recovery
Butchery II
Detect Danger II
HP, MP, VIT, DEX, INT, MGI Growth Rate Up II
Paralysis Resist II
Sleep Resist II
Charm Resist I
Enfeeble Resist II
Silence Resist II
Shock Resist II
**[19:52] Luciel**
*It's been a year since I was reincarnated.*
**[19:54] Luciel**
* These are the results*
* of the time I've spent here.*
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
Job: Healer III
Age: 16
Level: 1
**[19:58] Luciel**
There are no performance indicators,
so I can't tell if this is good or not.
**[20:02] Luciel**
One year, huh?
**[20:06] Luciel**
Okay.
**[20:11] Brod**
Already? You did say you'd stay a year...
**[20:14] Luciel**
I did, but I don't feel like
I've progressed much yet.
**[20:19] Brod**
Relax. You're definitely improving.
**[20:21] Luciel**
I still can't read your attacks,
and I still can't hit you with mine.
**[20:26] Luciel**
Plus, my only spells are heal and cure.
**[20:29] Brod**
You and I have very different
experience levels and statuses.
**[20:33] Brod**
If you had managed to hit me,
I'd be in bed for days from the shock.
**[20:36] Luciel**
*We're* that *far apart?*
**[20:41] Luciel**
It's only been a year,
but I trained to the best of my ability.
**[20:46] Luciel**
Instructor Brod.
**[20:48] Luciel**
Thank you very much for the past year!
**[20:52] Luciel**
Now if I run into any monsters,
I'm confident that I can run away!
**[20:56] Brod**
Hey, don't you mean "take them down"?
**[20:58] Brod**
Why don't you just get a job
at the Adventurers' Guild?
**[21:02] Brod**
See? Even Monika's working
here as a receptionist.
**[21:05] Luciel**
Well, I kind of want to earn money
and learn new magic, so...
**[21:10] Brod**
Yeah, I guess you would.
**[21:12] Luciel**
Also, I think that if I can learn new magic,
**[21:16] Luciel**
I may be able to save a few more lives.
**[21:19] Brod**
It sounds like you've made up your mind.
**[21:22] Brod**
Well then, what will you do now?
**[21:24] Luciel**
I'll get a referral to a healing clinic
and save up money to buy a spell tome.
**[21:29] Luciel**
I plan to stay based here in town,
so I'll come back to train again.
**[21:33] Luciel**
I'll also accept healing requests
for a very low fee.
**[21:36] Brod**
And after you buy a spell tome?
**[21:39] Luciel**
Work until I've mastered it,
then earn money with that
**[21:45] Luciel**
so I can eventually start a clinic
that's easy on everyone's wallet.
**[21:50] Brod**
Yeah. Sounds just like you, Luciel.
**[21:56] Brod**
It's been a very enjoyable year.
**[21:58] Luciel**
It has been, Instructor Brod.
**[22:01] Luciel**
I feel the same way.
**[22:03] Luciel**
I really owe everything to you.
**[22:19] Luciel**
All right.
**[22:21] Luciel**
On to another bright day!
**[23:55] Galba**
Luciel-kun really is a good, sincere kid.
**[23:58] Galba**
I can understand what Brod saw in him.
**[24:00] Galba**
There's a lot I'd also like to teach him.
**[24:03] Galba**
Next time: "The Healing Clinic
and the Arrival of Bottaculli."
***SIGN*** #5 The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli
**[24:07] Galba**
Animals aren't the only creatures
to butcher, you know.
# E5 - The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli
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**[00:01] Luciel**
Wow, the Healers' Guild. It's been a while.
**[00:04] Luciel**
Even though I'm a healer, I've been at
the Adventurers' Guild the whole time.
**[00:13] Luciel**
Um, Kururu-san, it's very nice to see you.
**[00:16] Kururu**
Oh, Luciel-kun. What did you come here for?
**[00:20] Luciel**
I c-came for my renewal.
**[00:22] Luciel**
*She's in a real bad mood!*
**[00:24] Kururu**
Ever since you took Monika to the Adventurers'
Guild, I've been trying to hire new help.
**[00:29] Kururu**
But nobody's come, so it's been really tough.
**[00:35] Luciel**
*She doesn't seem to be very busy, though.*
**[00:38] Luciel**
Well, at least Monika-san's life
is no longer in danger.
**[00:41] Kururu**
I guess you're right.
**[00:43] Kururu**
Renewal, right? Give me your card.
**[00:46] Luciel**
Sure.
**[00:47] Kururu**
Wait here a minute.
**[00:51] Kururu**
H-Hey, Luciel-kun?!
What's going on with you?
**[00:55] Kururu**
What kind of risky training...
**[00:56] Kururu**
I mean, where and what kind
of a life have you been living?
**[00:59] Luciel**
I-I've been living at
the A-Adventurers' Guild!
**[01:02] Kururu**
What?
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** #5 The Healing Clinic and the Arrival of Bottaculli
**[02:36] Kururu**
Tell me what that's all about!
**[02:43] Luciel**
And that's how I spent the year.
**[02:45] Kururu**
Luciel-kun, are you some
kind of weirdo? A masochist?
***SIGN*** Weirdo
***SIGN*** Masochist
**[02:50] Luciel**
I simply wanted to improve my
self-defense skills, so I don't get killed.
**[02:54] Luciel**
I thought practical
training would be the best way
**[02:57] Luciel**
to raise my holy magic affinity level.
**[02:59] Kururu**
But you could do that at a clinic!
You'd even get paid for it.
**[03:04] Luciel**
What's most important for new healers is
getting experience and practicing treatment.
**[03:09] Luciel**
Also, I think healing just for the money
**[03:13] Luciel**
and receiving a fee for satisfactory
treatment are two different things.
**[03:19] Luciel**
*That's why that happened to Monika-san.*
**[03:22] Luciel**
* Because the Healers' Guild has*
* neglected to keep things under control.*
**[03:26] Luciel**
My goal for this year was
to learn to defend myself.
**[03:30] Luciel**
That is something you cannot buy with money.
**[03:34] Kururu**
I guess you're right. I apologize.
**[03:36] Luciel**
No, I should apologize!
I'm sorry to sound so arrogant.
**[03:39] Kururu**
That's all right.
**[03:40] Luciel**
Also, Kururu-san...
**[03:43] Luciel**
I am definitely not any kind
of weirdo or masochist!
**[03:47] Kururu**
You sure are ambitious, Luciel-kun.
**[03:50] Luciel**
Gulp!
**[03:51] Kururu**
Anyway, I can raise you to Rank C,
but what do you want to do?
**[03:54] Kururu**
The offering gets more expensive,
***SIGN*** Rank F
**[03:56] Kururu**
but you'll be able to buy
the spell tome for Cure at rank F,
***SIGN*** Rank E
***SIGN*** Rank D
**[03:59] Kururu**
Middle Heal at E, Barrier
at D, and Area Heal at C.
***SIGN*** Rank C
**[04:03] Luciel**
And how much would that cost?
**[04:05] Kururu**
That would be 90 silver coins.
**[04:07] Luciel**
*90 silver coins?!*
**[04:09] Luciel**
* Is the Healers' Guild headquarters*
* the real money-grubber around here?*
**[04:13] Luciel**
* And considering the offering,*
* I wonder how much it'll add up to.*
**[04:16] Luciel**
* I figure that one-third of my income*
* goes to rent when living alone,*
**[04:20] Luciel**
*and then there are living expenses...*
**[04:24] Luciel**
* I guess I need to find a job.*
* I'll ask her about some clinics.*
**[04:28] Luciel**
Um, Kururu-san—
**[04:31] Brod**
I'll give you one gold coin to transfer
Luciel to the Adventurers' Guild for one year.
**[04:37] Brod**
I'll even pay him for it.
I'll give you wages.
**[04:40] Luciel**
Instructor B-Brod?
**[04:42] Luciel**
What are you doing here?
**[04:43] Brod**
I forgot to hand you your earnings.
**[04:47] Brod**
Luciel.
**[04:48] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir?
**[04:49] Brod**
I want you to become a regular
resident of the Adventurers' Guild.
**[04:53] Luciel**
Huh?
**[04:57] Luciel**
I'm still trying to hit you, Instructor.
**[05:00] Luciel**
But if there's pay involved,
I think that sounds ideal.
**[05:04] Brod**
Then it's decided.
**[05:04] Kururu**
Luciel-kun! Are you sure about this? Really?
**[05:08] Luciel**
I've been studying martial arts
with the Instructor.
**[05:11] Luciel**
He's a trustworthy person.
I don't feel threatened.
**[05:14] Luciel**
I'll accept the transfer
to the Adventurers' Guild.
**[05:19] Kururu**
Very well. I'll allow it.
**[05:24] Luciel**
Phew. Guess I'm back home.
**[05:27] Luciel**
I sure did get teased for it, though.
**[05:29] Mob adventurer A**
Change your mind already?
**[05:30] Mob adventurer B**
Back so soon?
**[05:32] Luciel**
Ah, shh!
**[05:33] Luciel**
Well, I got a new spell tome, so I'll try
to learn as much magic as I can in a year.
**[05:41] Luciel**
Yes?
**[05:43] Brod**
Let's go get dinner, Luciel.
**[05:45] Luciel**
All right!
**[05:46] Luciel**
* First, I've got to at least get*
* strong enough to be able to travel.*
**[05:57] mob**
Whoa!
**[05:59] mob**
Yeah!
**[05:59] mob**
Our healer makes his appearance!
**[06:02] mob**
There he is!
**[06:04] Brod**
What are you so surprised about?
**[06:06] Brod**
Starting today, you're a temporary employee.
**[06:08] Brod**
Of course there's a welcome party!
**[06:10] Gulgar**
Hey, Luciel! Here you g—
**[06:12] Gulgar**
Gross!
**[06:15] Luciel**
There it is! Substance X!
**[06:16] mob**
Ew.
**[06:18] mob**
That reeks!
**[06:18] Luciel**
*Everyone's running away!*
**[06:19] mob**
What a stench!
**[06:21] Luciel**
Um, do I still have to drink that?
**[06:23] Gulgar**
Of course you do. The party can't
get started until you toast with this.
**[06:29] Gulgar**
I'll let you lead the toast.
**[06:31] Luciel**
Huh?
**[06:32] Luciel**
Well then, I hate to be presumptuous,
but please allow me to lead everyone in a toast.
**[06:36] Luciel**
The Adventurers' Guild
has been my home for a year
**[06:39] Luciel**
and has already given me many memories.
**[06:41] Luciel**
Some wonderful memories,
and some unpleasant ones.
**[06:44] Luciel**
I hope you adventurers all make it back home,
even if you're on the verge of death.
**[06:48] Luciel**
Guild employees, I hope you can
bear with me for yet another year.
**[06:52] Luciel**
Well then, let's drink to
your fortune and happiness.
**[06:55] Luciel**
Cheers!
**[06:56] all**
Cheers!
**[07:08] adventurer A (male)**
Oh, sick.
**[07:09] adventurer B (male)**
He really is a masochist.
**[07:11] adventurer C**
He's gonna ruin his taste and smell!
***SIGN*** Belch
**[07:17] Luciel**
* I wish Gulgar-san and the rest*
* had to drink this, too!*
**[07:25] Luciel**
*I smell so bad, everyone's avoiding me.*
**[07:27] Bazan**
Yo, Luciel. You reek, man.
**[07:30] Luciel**
Bazan-san?
**[07:31] Sekiroth**
You really can't escape the stench.
**[07:34] Luciel**
Sekiroth-san and Basura-san?
**[07:36] Bazan**
Hey, can I ask you something?
**[07:38] Luciel**
Sure.
**[07:40] Bazan**
Are you actually... into guys?
**[07:43] Luciel**
Huh?!
**[07:45] Bazan**
I mean, you're always training, you know,
**[07:48] Bazan**
and even when you're with the receptionists,
you never make a move on them.
**[07:52] Luciel**
If I did make a move, Instructor
Brod would hunt me down!
**[07:55] Bazan**
Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[07:56] Luciel**
Plus, for the last year, I was concentrating
on raising the survival rates,
**[08:00] Luciel**
so there wasn't any time for that.
**[08:04] Luciel**
The last place I lived didn't have
people walking around with weapons,
**[08:08] Luciel**
so for the first six months here,
I was always on edge.
***SIGN*** That
**[08:11] Bazan**
Even though you have the guts to drink that?
**[08:13] Luciel**
Well, at least it doesn't kill me.
**[08:16] Bazan**
I guess you're right.
**[08:18] Luciel**
* That time I bumped into Bazan-san,*
* I felt like my soul had left me.*
**[08:23] Luciel**
When surrounded by adventurers,
all I could see in my future was death.
**[08:27] Bazan**
And coming from a zombie like you...
**[08:30] Bazan**
Well, the way you are now, I don't think
anybody in this town will mess with you.
**[08:35] Luciel**
D-Do you think so?
**[08:36] Bazan**
Yeah. But if anything happens, come to us.
**[08:39] Luciel**
Oh. Okay!
**[08:41] Sekiroth**
That's right. Don't be shy.
**[08:44] Luciel**
Sekiroth-san.
**[08:45] Sekiroth**
By the way, Luciel-kun.
**[08:47] Luciel**
Hmm?
**[08:48] Sekiroth**
Are you really sure you like girls?
**[08:51] Luciel**
Why do you keep bugging me about that?
**[08:53] Sekiroth**
In that case, next time I'll take
you out to enjoy the night life.
**[08:57] Luciel**
Huh?
**[09:00] Luciel**
Th-Th-There are shops
like that here in the city?
**[09:03] Sekiroth**
Oh, that got your attention?
**[09:05] Sekiroth**
But you stick out, Luciel, so
I bet people are gonna talk.
**[09:08] Luciel**
It's only innocent curiosity.
**[09:11] Monika**
Luciel-sama?
**[09:14] Monika**
I'm very glad you came back.
**[09:16] Luciel**
Monika-san?
**[09:17] Luciel**
*She didn't hear all that, did she?*
**[09:20] Monika**
How was the Healers' Guild?
**[09:23] Luciel**
Kururu-san seemed to have time on her hands.
**[09:25] Monika**
Oh, is that right?
**[09:28] Luciel**
By the way, Monika-san, are you
still glad you came here?
**[09:31] Monika**
Yes! I get to spend a lot of time
with adventurers and you, Luciel-sama,
**[09:37] Monika**
and it feels like the days just fly by.
**[09:40] Monika**
It's all thanks to you saving me.
**[09:44] Monika**
Thank you very much!
**[09:51] Monika**
Oh dear, I found a split end.
**[09:52] Luciel**
Ah! Oopsie!
**[09:54] Bazan**
What's up with those two?
**[09:56] Basura**
Enjoying the spring of their lives.
**[09:58] Sekiroth**
They sure are young.
**[10:01] Bottaculli**
What is this all about?
**[10:03] Bottaculli**
Our income and our number of slaves
are half of what they were last year?!
**[10:08] subordinate A**
Th-The truth is,
**[10:10] subordinate A**
it has something to do with a healer
affiliated with the Adventurers' Guild.
**[10:13] Bottaculli**
Hmm?
**[10:14] Bottaculli**
A healer, you say?
**[10:28] Luciel**
Ow. Ouch.
**[10:29] Nanaera**
Ah, I cannot allow that!
**[10:31] Bottaculli**
Quit your squawking.
**[10:32] Bottaculli**
Who do you think I am?
**[10:34] Nanaera**
Wait!
**[10:36] Bottaculli**
All right, which one is it.
**[10:40] guard A**
I've spotted him. Over there.
**[10:42] Bottaculli**
Hmm?
**[10:43] Bottaculli**
So you're the healer living in this Guild?
**[10:46] Luciel**
Yes. Yes, I am.
**[10:48] Bottaculli**
Hmph. What an impudent brat.
**[10:51] Luciel**
Who are you?
**[10:53] Bottaculli**
If you don't know that, you're also ignorant.
**[10:56] Bottaculli**
Listen here.
**[10:58] Bottaculli**
I am the one and only head
of the strongest clinic in Merratoni.
**[11:03] Bottaculli**
I'm Bottaculli!
**[11:04] Luciel**
Bottaculli...
**[11:07] Luciel**
Oh!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Luciel**
What kind of healer would
do something like this?
**[11:12] (Flashback) Monika**
It believe it was Bottaculli-san.
**[11:16] Luciel**
*The guy who tried to kill Monika!*
**[11:19] Bottaculli**
I'm giving you a direct order.
**[11:21] Bottaculli**
You're going to quit healing at the
Adventurers' Guild and come work at my clinic!
**[11:27] Luciel**
I refuse.
**[11:28] Bottaculli**
Wh-What did you say?
**[11:30] Luciel**
I'm here on an official transfer
from the Healers' Guild.
**[11:34] Bottaculli**
I'm giving you a direct order out of mercy.
**[11:37] Bottaculli**
What makes you think you can turn it down?
**[11:39] Luciel**
"Mercy" is not about making threats
and forcing someone to lose their job.
**[11:45] Bottaculli**
How dare you!
**[11:46] Luciel**
But why would I go to your
clinic in the first place?
**[11:49] Bottaculli**
Ever since you came to this Guild,
**[11:52] Bottaculli**
the number of patients visiting
my clinic has dropped off a cliff!
**[11:56] Luciel**
A clinic is a place to save lives.
**[11:59] Luciel**
What kind of patient would go to
a place with such a horrible reputation?
**[12:03] Bottaculli**
Are you telling me my clinic
has a bad reputation?
**[12:08] Luciel**
*It's pretty clear it does.*
**[12:10] Luciel**
And yet, you're by far my senpai as a healer,
**[12:12] Luciel**
and the head of the
biggest clinic in Merratoni.
**[12:15] Luciel**
As such, I wonder if I could ask you
to teach me something, Bottaculli-san.
**[12:19] Bottaculli**
Oh?
**[12:21] Bottaculli**
I'll hear you out. I am
by far your senpai, after all.
**[12:24] Luciel**
*That was easy.*
**[12:25] Luciel**
Well then, I will ask.
**[12:28] Luciel**
When patients have bone
fractures or severe illnesses,
**[12:30] Luciel**
what kind of magic do you use
at your clinic, Bottaculli-san?
**[12:34] Bottaculli**
Get a load of this.
**[12:35] Bottaculli**
I use High Heal! And at the
unprecedented price of 30 gold coins!
***SIGN*** High-Level
Recovery
Magic
***SIGN*** 30 Gold
Coins!
**[12:40] Luciel**
That is unprecedented.
**[12:42] Bottaculli**
I know, right?
**[12:43] Luciel**
I mean in a bad way.
**[12:45] Luciel**
Then, if it's something like
a forest wolf bite that draws blood?
**[12:49] Bottaculli**
High Heal, obviously!
**[12:51] Luciel**
And then, if the patient
doesn't have the money to pay?
**[12:55] Bottaculli**
I won't tell you that so easily.
**[12:58] Bottaculli**
But I do have ways to get
all the money I'm owed.
**[13:01] Luciel**
By selling them to slave traders
in other countries? Is that it?
**[13:06] Luciel**
If it's a light wound, wouldn't Heal
or Middle Heal be enough to save them?
**[13:10] Bottaculli**
What would be the point
of using such low-level magic now?
**[13:14] Bottaculli**
What do I care if the patients'
pockets are full or not?
**[13:17] Bottaculli**
They come to the clinic to get saved, right?
**[13:20] Bottaculli**
Why should I get complaints
after saving them? Why?!
**[13:24] Luciel**
*He sure said that like he meant it!*
**[13:27] Luciel**
* Is that how this guy built up*
* the biggest clinic in Merratoni?*
**[13:32] Luciel**
Why don't you use more appropriate
treatments to save more patients
**[13:35] Luciel**
and earn money that way?
**[13:36] Bottaculli**
We healers are not slaves.
**[13:39] Bottaculli**
Why should I spend time on work
that doesn't earn me money?
**[13:43] Luciel**
That kind of work will
only earn you resentment!
**[13:46] Luciel**
And yet, don't you believe that
recovery magic is a gift from God
**[13:49] Luciel**
that is meant to help people?
**[13:54] Bottaculli**
You're too green. You're too green, kid.
**[13:57] Bottaculli**
I feel like I'm looking at my old self.
**[14:01] Bottaculli**
I bet you've never been attacked
for trying your very best to treat someone
**[14:06] Bottaculli**
with recovery spells when you've
already completely run out of magic.
**[14:12] Luciel**
* This man trained enough to*
* be able to use High Heal.*
**[14:16] Luciel**
* He may have once been a healer*
* who was respected by the people.*
**[14:20] Luciel**
* If so, he may still have*
* some goodness left inside.*
**[14:24] Luciel**
If it ever came to that point,
I might lose faith in humanity.
**[14:28] Bottaculli**
Right?
**[14:29] Bottaculli**
I won't do you wrong.
**[14:31] Bottaculli**
If you know what's good
for you, come to my place—
**[14:33] Luciel**
However...
**[14:34] Bottaculli**
Oh?
**[14:35] Luciel**
Were you always only surrounded by enemies?
**[14:39] Luciel**
Did you have no allies at all?
**[14:41] Luciel**
Have you never considered that
the people you've sold into slavery
**[14:44] Luciel**
have families of their own?
**[14:47] Bottaculli**
You don't know what
you're talking about, punk!
**[14:50] Luciel**
If you are able to recite High Heal,
then you must have great powers!
**[14:54] Luciel**
But if patients won't see you despite that,
**[14:56] Luciel**
can't you see that there's
a problem with your management?
**[14:59] Luciel**
The way you work only brings about misery!
**[15:03] Bottaculli**
I'm through with you.
**[15:05] Bottaculli**
Now you've really made me mad.
**[15:07] Bottaculli**
You, over there! Kill him now!
**[15:11] Brod**
I'd like to see you try!
**[15:15] Luciel**
Instructor Brod!
**[15:17] Brod**
Lord Bottaculli, how much misfortune has
your business practices caused until now?
**[15:25] Brod**
Maybe I should take
a very close look into that!
**[15:32] Brod**
Get the hell out of here!
**[15:34] guard A & B**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[15:36] Luciel**
Thank you very much, Instructor!
**[15:38] Luciel**
You just saved my life.
**[15:40] Brod**
I never expected Bottaculli
to set his sights on you.
**[15:43] Luciel**
Yes, well, I still have a feeling
he was once a good healer.
**[15:51] Brod**
There have been some troublemakers
asking around about you.
**[15:56] Luciel**
I haven't done anything shady,
so I don't care about that at all.
**[16:00] Luciel**
* I've only been here for a little over a year.*
* No way anyone would have anything on me.*
**[16:05] Brod**
But some out there may come after you
to win favor with Bottaculli.
**[16:11] Luciel**
*Why? Is that even fair?*
**[16:12] Brod**
That's why, starting today,
I'm done training you as a healer.
**[16:17] Brod**
Starting today, I'll train you the same
as new gladiators and knights.
**[16:21] Brod**
A Spartan education!
**[16:23] Luciel**
Um, I'm only a healer.
**[16:25] Brod**
Don't worry.
**[16:26] Brod**
All I'll do is train you
twice as hard as before
**[16:29] Brod**
and increase your meal
and Substance X portions.
**[16:33] Luciel**
*That makes me do nothing* but *worry!*
**[16:35] Brod**
There are times when
a man must do what he can.
**[16:38] Luciel**
Do you think that's going to convince me?
**[16:41] Brod**
If you don't want to die,
then shut up and obey!
**[16:43] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[16:50] Brod**
Stand up! Show me you can land one hit on me!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[17:04] adventurer**
That must've killed him.
**[17:07] adventurer**
He's still alive?!
**[17:10] Luciel**
Here I go!
**[17:11] Brod**
Come on!
**[17:15] Luciel**
Take that!
***SIGN*** Uuugh
***SIGN*** Uuugh
**[17:16] adventurers**
Th-This guy is a healer maso-zombie!
**[17:21] Luciel**
Who are you calling a maso-zombie?!
**[17:23] adventurer**
Oh, Maso? Aren't you zombie-ing today?
**[17:26] Luciel**
Here, too?
**[17:27] adventurer A**
We'll join in on the training, too.
**[17:30] adventurer B**
Might not be as masochistic as you, though.
**[17:32] adventurer C**
Let's work hard without becoming zombies!
**[17:34] adventurer A; B; C**
Yeah!
**[17:37] Luciel**
Now that I think of it, it seems like
more people are training these days.
**[17:41] Monika**
You're having an effect, Luciel-sama.
They want to follow your example.
**[17:45] Monika**
Survival rates have increased as well.
**[17:48] Luciel**
Huh.
**[17:50] Luciel**
*So then what's this maso-zombie crap?*
**[17:53] Brod**
Hey, Luciel. You can already use
barrier-type defensive spells, right?
**[17:58] Luciel**
Yes, sir.
**[17:59] Brod**
Okay. Cast one for me.
**[18:01] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[18:02] Luciel**
Attack Barrier!
**[18:04] Luciel**
Huh?
**[18:06] Brod**
Hmm. I threw you pretty hard, but you
aren't dead and aren't unconscious.
**[18:12] Brod**
Nothing broken, right?
**[18:13] Luciel**
What was that, all of a sudden?
**[18:15] Brod**
I figured you wouldn't die
with the barrier activated.
**[18:18] Luciel**
But there must be a better way.
**[18:20] Brod**
I gave you some warning, right?
**[18:22] Brod**
There is such a thing as a surprise attack.
**[18:25] Luciel**
Then this isn't training anymore.
**[18:28] Brod**
Yeah. You're right.
**[18:30] Luciel**
Huh?
**[18:31] Brod**
Up to now, you've been training.
**[18:34] Brod**
You didn't die and you
didn't take too much damage.
**[18:37] Brod**
But starting today, we're adding
more pain to the program.
**[18:40] Luciel**
What?
**[18:41] Brod**
Use this.
**[18:42] Luciel**
Huh?
**[18:43] Brod**
Just do it.
**[18:44] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[18:50] Luciel**
* It's the real thing. Does that*
* mean this is a real fight now?*
**[18:54] Luciel**
Am I really in such bad shape?
**[18:57] Brod**
No, not at all.
**[18:59] Luciel**
Huh?
**[19:00] Brod**
Over the last year, we built up
your physical foundation.
**[19:04] Brod**
You don't have any weird habits.
**[19:06] Brod**
You also aren't naturally gifted,
but we can keep working on that.
**[19:10] Brod**
With materials like that, of course
I'd want to make you an apprentice.
**[19:14] Luciel**
A-Apprentice?
**[19:15] Brod**
From now on, I'll train you as my apprentice.
**[19:19] Brod**
You can start calling me Master.
**[19:21] Luciel**
Y-Yes, Master Brod!
**[19:23] Brod**
And one more thing.
Until I say it's okay,
**[19:27] Brod**
you're forbidden from checking
your status and skill levels.
**[19:30] Luciel**
Huh?
**[19:31] Luciel**
* That's the one thing that*
* was keeping me motivated!*
**[19:34] Brod**
Of course, there's a good reason.
**[19:35] Brod**
If you're only chasing after the numbers,
**[19:38] Brod**
you'll lose sight of what
it takes to become powerful.
**[19:41] Brod**
No matter how high your status gets, if your
head is chopped off your body, you're dead.
**[19:46] Brod**
Even at your current level, if you thrust your
sword into my neck with my guard down,
**[19:50] Brod**
I'm dead.
**[19:52] Brod**
Guys obsessed with status are
useless when push comes to shove.
**[19:58] Luciel**
* I wonder if there was a time when*
* even Master was obsessed with status.*
**[20:02] Luciel**
I understand.
**[20:03] Brod**
Good! This time I won't take you by
surprise, so put up a good barrier!
**[20:08] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[20:09] Luciel**
* Once I make it through this training,*
* I'm sure I'll have a more peaceful life ahead.*
**[20:14] Brod**
Once you're used to it, try to imagine
seeing yourself and your enemy
**[20:17] Brod**
fighting from a bird's-eye view.
**[20:19] Luciel**
I have to get that far into the zone?
**[20:22] Luciel**
* There's a huge gap between the level of*
* performance he wants from me and where I am now.*
**[20:27] Luciel**
*But still, I have to trust him.*
**[20:30] Luciel**
*Instead of running, I have to land a blow!*
**[20:34] Luciel**
* I'm still where I was when*
* I started training a year ago.*
**[20:40] Brod**
Just so you know, I'm praying
that you don't run away.
**[20:43] Luciel**
I will give it my all!
**[20:48] Luciel**
That's how I spent six days
a week in this world.
**[20:51] Luciel**
On the Day of Wind and Sun,
martial arts and fighting.
**[20:54] Luciel**
On the Day of Fire,
swordsmanship and shielding.
**[20:56] Luciel**
On the Day of Water, spearmanship.
**[20:58] Luciel**
On the Day of Earth, throwing and archery.
**[21:00] Luciel**
And on the Day of Darkness,
scholarship and magic training.
**[21:04] Luciel**
I started working hard to improve myself.
**[21:10] henchman**
Bottaculli-sama, here is
the report about that healer.
**[21:14] Bottaculli**
One silver coin for one hour of treatment?
**[21:17] Bottaculli**
It's guys like this who
make me look like I'm greedy!
**[21:22] Bottaculli**
What the hell is wrong with using
the skills I was blessed with
**[21:25] Bottaculli**
to try to become wealthy?!
**[21:28] Bottaculli**
That damn hypocrite!
**[21:31] Bottaculli**
Oh. I know.
**[21:33] Bottaculli**
"The healer named Luciel-san is
charging absurd prices for treatment
**[21:38] Bottaculli**
and trying to interfere with my business.
**[21:41] Bottaculli**
However, he does seem talented,
**[21:43] Bottaculli**
so I'd like you to promote him
to a position elsewhere."
**[21:48] Bottaculli**
At least I'm not lying. There's no lie here.
**[21:50] Bottaculli**
Take this to the head of the Healers' Guild.
**[21:54] henchman**
Understood.
**[21:57] Bottaculli**
This way, even if he realizes
I'm the one who transferred him,
**[22:00] Bottaculli**
it won't leave a mark on my reputation.
**[22:02] Bottaculli**
Oh well! I guess I can put up
with it for one year.
**[22:22] Bottaculli**
Ah, my throat!
**[23:55] narrator**
Bottaculli-san sure is a nasty guy, right?
**[23:59] narrator**
Luciel-kun told me that where he's from,
**[24:01] narrator**
after someone like that leaves,
you "throw salt" for purification.
***SIGN*** Tear Ducts Destroyed
**[24:05] narrator**
Next time: On a Journey.
***SIGN*** #6 On a Journey
**[24:06] narrator**
Gulgar-san, please bring
a whole barrel of salt!
# E6 - On a Journey
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**[00:02] Luciel**
* It's been six months since*
* my exchange with Bottaculli,*
**[00:07] Luciel**
*head of the largest clinic in town.*
**[00:14] Luciel**
Thank you for the food!
**[00:31] Gulgar**
All things considered, you really
have gotten into shape, huh?
**[00:36] Brod**
He really has.
**[00:38] Gulgar**
I bet when you're walking around outside,
nobody even realizes you're a healer.
**[00:42] Brod**
Yeah, because healers usually
don't train for battle.
**[00:46] Luciel**
Well, it's about time.
**[00:48] Luciel**
I've even started to get over
my fear of blades recently.
**[00:53] Luciel**
Probably because I've been cut tons of times.
**[00:55] Gulgar**
Huh?
**[00:56] Brod**
Yeah, you surprise me and
try to anticipate my attacks,
**[00:59] Brod**
so sometimes you get nicked a little.
**[01:01] Luciel**
But thanks to that, I'm at least
confident that I can protect my life.
**[01:06] Gulgar**
What else would I expect from the
demon instructor and his maso-zombie pupil?
**[01:10] Luciel**
Would you please leave that
"maso-zombie" stuff out of it?
**[01:13] Brod**
And what about me is demonic?
I'm a very gentle teacher.
**[01:18] Luciel & Gulgar**
Gentle? You?
**[01:20] Brod**
I'm the very definition of it!
**[01:23] Nanaella**
Luciel-kun!
**[01:25] Nanaella**
You got a letter.
**[01:27] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[01:29] Gulgar**
"Luciel-kun," she says!
**[01:32] Gulgar**
Hold on. When did you two get so close?
**[01:36] Luciel**
It doesn't mean anything special!
**[01:38] Nanaella**
That's right! Luciel-kun has been here
a long time, and we're nearly the same age.
**[01:44] Brod**
So? Who's the letter from?
**[01:47] Luciel**
It's, um... Huh?
**[01:52] Luciel**
The Holy Church of Shurule.
**[01:55] Luciel**
Guild headquarters?
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[03:28] Luciel**
I'll read it.
***SIGN*** #6 On a Journey
**[03:31] Luciel**
Notice:
**[03:32] Luciel**
To Luciel of the Merratoni Branch
Healers' Guild.
**[03:38] Luciel**
You are hereby called to work
at the Holy Shurule Church headquarters.
**[03:45] Luciel**
This is quite exceptional,
but with your talent and efforts,
**[03:49] Luciel**
you've reached Holy Magic Affinity
level 5 at a young age.
**[03:51] Luciel**
We received a recommendation
commending your efforts to save lives
**[03:55] Luciel**
and thereby came to this decision.
**[03:58] Luciel**
As you are currently assigned
to the Adventurers' Guild,
**[04:02] Luciel**
we request that you transfer
in the sixth month of this year,
**[04:06] Luciel**
following the expiration
of your assignment there.
**[04:10] Luciel**
Signed "Pope Fluna Alludelli de Shurule."
**[04:14] Brod**
He got us. I never expected him
to go about it this way.
**[04:19] Luciel**
What do you mean?
**[04:20] Brod**
It's Bottaculli.
**[04:22] Brod**
He figured out the Adventurers' Guild
was protecting you here
**[04:26] Brod**
and decided to ship you off to headquarters.
**[04:28] Luciel**
Huh?
**[04:30] Brod**
But he isn't really after you.
He's trying to block all healing at the guild.
**[04:36] Luciel**
That's why he's sending me
all the way to headquarters?
**[04:39] Luciel**
*A promotion? Just a transfer?*
**[04:43] Brod**
At least we still have half a year.
**[04:45] Brod**
In that time, alongside your Spartan training,
**[04:48] Brod**
you'll keep treating
all patients who need help.
**[04:51] Brod**
No restrictions on numbers
or people with light injuries.
**[04:56] Luciel**
You got it!
**[05:00] Luciel**
*I said that, but...*
**[05:03] Luciel**
*My magic isn't holding up.*
**[05:06] Luciel**
*At this rate, I really will become a zombie.*
**[05:10] Cat Beastfolk**
Luciel?
**[05:12] Cat Beastfolk**
Can you still treat people?
**[05:14] Cat Beastfolk**
There are a bunch waiting outside.
**[05:16] Luciel**
Magic gone...
**[05:19] Luciel**
I'm dry...
**[05:21] Gulgar**
No need to worry, Luciel!
**[05:24] Luciel**
Gulgar-san?
**[05:25] Cat Beastfolk**
Gross!
**[05:26] Luciel**
That smell...
**[05:27] Gulgar**
Substance X also helps you
recover a little magic.
**[05:32] Gulgar**
Here!
**[05:33] Luciel**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[05:36] Gulgar**
Down the hatch! Drink up and keep healing!
**[05:41] Cat Beastfolk**
*Th-That's the maso-zombie for you...*
**[05:52] Gulgar**
Hey.
**[05:56] Gulgar**
Why are you looking so young and ripped?
**[06:01] Brod**
It surprised me, too.
**[06:03] Brod**
While teaching that kid,
my martial arts skill hit level 7.
**[06:08] Gulgar**
That's incredible.
**[06:10] Gulgar**
The guy they call the Whirlwind, with S-rank
martial and speed skills, got even stronger?
***SIGN*** The Whirlwind
**[06:18] Brod**
That's all in the past.
**[06:20] Gulgar**
If you'd waited to retire later,
you might've even made SS rank.
**[06:24] Brod**
None of that matters.
**[06:26] Gulgar**
By the way, Luciel has been
drinking that stuff this whole time,
**[06:31] Gulgar**
but do you know what it does?
**[06:34] Brod**
The old texts said it makes the body stronger
**[06:37] Brod**
and improving your skills easier.
**[06:43] Brod**
But I dunno if it really works or not.
**[06:45] Gulgar**
It's too late now to tell him
to stop drinking it.
**[06:49] Gulgar**
Is it actually having an effect?
**[06:53] Brod**
He's unmistakably stronger now
than when he first came here.
**[06:57] Gulgar**
Yeah. Still, it's wild that he's
able to keep drinking that crap.
**[07:02] Gulgar**
His breath stinks like hell afterward.
**[07:07] Gulgar**
When he's chatting with
Monika and Nanaella...
**[07:10] (Flashback) Gulgar**
Here! The usual.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Nanaella**
Ew!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Monika**
It reeks!
**[07:18] Gulgar**
That's how it goes.
**[07:20] Brod**
Don't tease the kid too much.
**[07:22] Brod**
This is a sensitive time for him.
What if he loses it?
**[07:27] Gulgar**
You think *he's* gonna act up?!
**[07:30] Gulgar**
No way!
**[07:32] Galba**
Brod and Gulgar, how are things?
**[07:35] Brod**
Hey, Galba. Working hard as always, I see.
**[07:37] Galba**
Not at all.
**[07:40] Gulgar**
Bro, you good with an ale?
**[07:43] Galba**
Sure.
**[07:44] Brod**
So?
**[07:45] Galba**
Well, the negotiations went all right.
**[07:48] Galba**
Now, even after he gets there,
he shouldn't be targeted.
**[07:52] Brod**
And who's behind this?
**[07:54] Galba**
Bottaculli, as we expected.
**[07:58] Gulgar**
So, what's the next step, Bro?
**[08:01] Galba**
Let's see...
**[08:02] Galba**
It seems a lot of money is flowing
to the head of the Healers' Guild.
**[08:06] Galba**
I think it's time I put them out of business.
**[08:10] Brod**
Never thought I'd see you let
loose again after you retired.
**[08:15] Galba**
Compared to what I did as an assassin,
I think this is a lot cleaner.
**[08:20] Galba**
I do get a sense that Luciel-kun
is a little different from us,
**[08:26] Galba**
but if he's so committed to surviving
that he was willing to come to our guild,
**[08:29] Galba**
he must be really serious.
**[08:35] Galba**
I can't just leave a kid like that be.
**[08:38] Brod**
You're right.
**[08:40] Gulgar**
How much stronger do you think
he'll get in half a year?
**[08:43] Brod**
Well, he's level 1 now.
***SIGN*** Rank E
**[08:45] Brod**
Rank E adventurers are
the most he can handle.
***SIGN*** Rank E
***SIGN*** Tricks
**[08:48] Brod**
But with tricks,
he might be able to take a rank C.
***SIGN*** Rank C
***SIGN*** Tricks
**[08:52] Brod**
So he still has a lot of room to grow.
**[08:55] Gulgar**
Why don't you train him too?
**[08:58] Galba**
If he still hasn't changed
in a few years, I'll consider it.
**[09:02] Brod**
If you trained him, he'd die!
**[09:08] Gulgar**
B-By the way, don't you think it's
about time he fell in love once or twice?
**[09:14] Brod**
*Why'd he change the subject like that?*
**[09:17] Galba**
It does seem like all of
the receptionist girls like Luciel.
**[09:21] Gulgar**
They just see him as a younger brother.
**[09:21] Melina**
Luciel-kun!
**[09:23] Mernell**
There, there.
**[09:24] Gulgar**
He's kinda tall and has a good face,
***SIGN*** Maso-zombie
**[09:27] Gulgar**
but everyone calls him
a zombie and a masochist.
**[09:27] Luciel**
Please hurt me more...
**[09:30] Luciel**
I still do *not* accept that!
**[09:34] Galba**
Isn't that thanks to his
demon instructor and the bear chef?
**[09:37] Gulgar**
What'd you say?!
**[09:38] Gulgar**
I'm doing this out of kindness!
**[09:40] Gulgar**
Don't lump me in with these brutes!
**[09:42] Brod**
Hey. Who're you calling a brute?
**[09:44] Gulgar**
Watch it, you! Be careful with my dishes!
**[09:47] Gulgar**
I've told you a hundred times!
**[09:49] Brod**
Well, I'm frickin' sorry!
**[09:50] Brod**
I'll buy you a new one on my day off!
**[09:52] Brod**
For now, gimme another!
**[09:53] Gulgar**
I'd be my pleasure!
**[09:54] Brod**
Thank you!
**[09:56] Galba**
By the way, did I tell you already?
**[09:59] (Flashback) Luciel**
Huh? What kind of girls I like?
**[10:02] (Flashback) Galba**
Yeah. You're about the age
for that, Luciel-kun.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Luciel**
Um...
**[10:09] (Flashback) Luciel**
I like a girl with a nice face and
cute personality, I guess?
**[10:16] Brod & Gulgar**
What?
**[10:18] Galba**
When he eventually gets burned,
let's all cheer him up, okay?
**[10:22] Gulgar**
Sure, but that really makes ya worry
for his future. Doesn't it, Brod?
**[10:30] Brod**
Sure does.
***SIGN*** Six Months Later
**[10:41] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[10:43] Luciel**
* Half a year passed in a flash after*
* I got the letter about transferring*
**[10:47] Luciel**
*to the Holy Shurule Church headquarters.*
**[10:51] Brod**
Did you complete your renewal
at the Healers' Guild?
**[10:54] Luciel**
Yes! I've finally become an A-rank healer.
**[10:58] Brod**
All right. So are you really
going to the Holy City?
**[11:02] Luciel**
Yes. If I defy an order from the pope,
**[11:06] Luciel**
I feel like I'd face some kind
of inquisition or weird accusations.
**[11:10] Brod**
If church headquarters is corrupt,
find a way to escape and come back.
**[11:14] Luciel**
Okay.
**[11:15] Brod**
Now then, why did you call me
to the training hall one last time?
**[11:20] Brod**
Not here to confess
your love for me, are you?
**[11:22] Luciel**
Definitely not that. But...
**[11:26] Luciel**
I have a favor to ask.
**[11:28] Brod**
Oh?
**[11:45] Luciel**
It's been two years since I came to the guild.
**[11:48] Luciel**
As a healer, I think I saved
as many lives as I could.
**[11:53] Brod**
Yeah.
**[11:54] Luciel**
But there were still plenty I couldn't save.
**[12:02] LUciel**
Once I'm gone, clinics like Bottaculli's
**[12:05] LUciel**
are bound to keep doing
what they've always done.
**[12:09] LUciel**
New adventurers are poor,
**[12:12] LUciel**
so they take risks to earn money
and get injured in the process.
**[12:17] LUciel**
Even with injuries that can
be healed if treated quickly,
**[12:20] LUciel**
if they don't have money to pay a clinic,
waiting too long may costs them their lives.
**[12:26] LUciel**
And even if a clinic will treat and save them,
**[12:30] LUciel**
if the clinic demands an unreasonable fee,
it can ruin an adventurer's life.
**[12:35] LUciel**
I'd like to avoid both of those scenarios.
**[12:43] Luciel**
With that in mind,
**[12:44] Luciel**
will you start a training course for rookies?
**[12:50] Luciel**
Not just basic training, but also monster
butchery and medicinal herb identification.
**[12:55] Luciel**
The instructors should be guild employees
or former high-level adventurers only.
**[13:00] Brod**
To prevent newbies from
immediately going bankrupt?
**[13:03] Luciel**
Yes. I think training even
once a week would help.
**[13:07] Luciel**
* Just like how everyone helped me*
* when I came to this world.*
**[13:11] Luciel**
*Just like how I had such good instruction.*
**[13:15] Brod**
But why ask me for that?
Adventurers are responsible for themselves.
**[13:21] Luciel**
Because having an instructor like you
is what made me stronger.
**[13:27] Luciel**
In the same way, or something close to it,
**[13:30] Luciel**
if adventurers get stronger
and increase their basic knowledge,
**[13:33] Luciel**
their injury rates should go down.
**[13:35] Luciel**
And if that happens,
clinics will get fewer patients
**[13:40] Luciel**
and I'll have to figure out
what to do with myself.
**[13:44] Brod**
Even though you're a healer,
you want to disrupt the clinics?
**[13:48] Luciel**
At heart, I'm more of an adventurer.
**[13:52] Luciel**
All of the adventurers I've met here
are such good people.
**[13:59] Luciel**
That's why I'd like you to create
a system that helps them succeed.
**[14:07] Brod**
I see.
**[14:09] Brod**
Say, Luciel, do you really think you
grew under my instruction?
**[14:14] Luciel**
I still lack skills and I'm pretty clumsy,
but I feel I've grown a lot mentally.
**[14:23] Luciel**
A lot's happened over the last two years,
**[14:25] Luciel**
but I'm so glad I could
study under you, Master.
**[14:35] Brod**
You think my training is over
after just two years?
**[14:39] Luciel**
No, not at all!
**[14:40] Luciel**
I still haven't even landed one hit!
**[14:44] Brod**
That's fine.
**[14:46] Brod**
I'll think about starting a course.
**[14:49] Luciel**
Thank you very much!
**[14:51] Brod**
Now, there's something I want to ask you too.
**[14:55] Luciel**
What is it?
**[14:56] Brod**
It's about Monika.
**[14:58] Brod**
There's nothing wrong with her work,
**[15:01] Brod**
but is it really okay to employ her here?
**[15:05] Luciel**
* I'm the one who brought*
* her over from the Healers' Guild.*
**[15:14] Luciel**
I'm responsible for her being here,
and considering her safety,
**[15:18] Luciel**
keeping her here is probably for the best.
**[15:20] Luciel**
But the decision is up to her.
**[15:24] Brod**
I see. You guys are close, so I thought
she'd have asked you for advice.
**[15:30] Luciel**
For something like that,
she may have talked to Nanaella-san.
**[15:34] Brod**
I guess so.
**[15:36] Brod**
Well then, should we get going?
**[15:38] Luciel**
Yeah. I still need to pack my things.
**[15:43] Brod**
Hey! You two over there!
**[15:46] Luciel**
Huh?
**[15:49] Luciel**
Huh? H-Huh?!
**[15:51] Brod**
I'll go on ahead.
**[15:54] Luciel**
Wh-What are you two doing here?
**[16:00] Luciel**
Still, good timing. I wanted
to thank you both properly.
**[16:05] Monika**
That's okay!
**[16:07] Nanaella**
Please, lift your head.
**[16:09] Nanaella**
You're an inspiration
to the beastfolk, Luciel-kun.
**[16:12] Nanaella**
It's awkward to have you bow like that.
**[16:15] Monika**
It's only because you were there
that I'm still alive, Luciel-kun.
**[16:20] Monika**
Then you brought me to such a safe place.
Thank you so much.
**[16:27] Nanaella**
If you ever get into trouble, Luciel-kun...
**[16:30] Monika**
We'll always do our best to help you
in any way we can.
**[16:35] Luciel**
Nanaella-san, Monika-san...
**[16:39] Luciel**
*I also need to tell them how I really feel.*
**[16:43] Luciel**
Nanaella-san, you helped me with
my studies and even my laundry.
**[16:47] Luciel**
You've seen me at my lowest.
**[16:52] Luciel**
I only made it through Brod's training
because you were there for me.
**[16:56] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[17:03] Luciel**
And Monika-san, don't worry
about me saving you.
**[17:07] Luciel**
You've compensated me enough for that already.
**[17:11] Luciel**
Saving you also helped me out.
**[17:15] Monika**
What do you mean by that?
**[17:17] Luciel**
Master's training was extremely hard.
**[17:20] Luciel**
But after I brought you here, Monika-san,
**[17:24] Luciel**
there was no way I could
run away with you watching.
**[17:27] Monika**
Are you saying I've been a burden?
**[17:32] Luciel**
Not at all.
**[17:34] Luciel**
Running away becomes a kind of habit.
**[17:37] Luciel**
Once you run from something,
**[17:39] Luciel**
when things get hard,
you run away again on instinct.
**[17:43] Luciel**
Monika-san, you were the anchor that
kept me from fleeing my training.
**[17:50] Luciel**
Even during the worst of it,
**[17:52] Luciel**
after I saved you,
I resolved myself not to run.
**[17:58] Luciel**
That's how I made it to today.
**[18:02] Luciel**
I'm grateful for that. I never
once thought of you as a burden.
**[18:07] Monika**
Luciel-kun...
***SIGN*** Tear Ducts Destroyed
**[18:17] Nanaella**
Are you okay?
**[18:20] Luciel**
*I feel more than affection for them.*
**[18:22] Luciel**
* They're friends who've protected me*
* and fought by my side for two years.*
**[18:26] Luciel**
*I want to promise them something.*
**[18:30] Luciel**
Um...
**[18:32] Luciel**
I'm leaving here tomorrow and, to be honest...
**[18:36] Luciel**
I don't know what's
going to happen after that.
**[18:39] Luciel**
But someday, let's all
share a meal together again!
**[18:45] Luciel**
*In a world where life is worth so little,*
**[18:48] Luciel**
* it's important to create*
* reasons to keep on living.*
**[18:52] Luciel**
I'll work hard so that by that time, I can
tell you exactly what my future goals are.
**[18:56] Nanaella & Monika**
Okay!
**[19:07] Luciel**
Wow! I made rank E?
**[19:17] Luciel**
Master.
**[19:21] Luciel**
I promise I'll come back someday
and finally land a hit!
**[19:25] Brod**
Oh? If you can manage that,
I'll do anything you ask.
**[19:29] Luciel**
I'll have you drink five
pitchers of Substance X.
**[19:34] Brod**
That's really dirty!
**[19:36] adventurer 1**
Hey, Luciel!
**[19:38] adventurer 1**
Your luggage is loaded on the carriage.
**[19:40] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[19:43] Luciel**
Well then, everyone,
**[19:45] Luciel**
thank you for all you've done for me!
**[19:48] Luciel**
My days never would have been so fruitful
if you hadn't accepted me into this guild.
**[19:54] Luciel**
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
**[19:59] Brod**
I speak on behalf of us all.
**[20:05] Brod**
You really did a great job.
**[20:08] Brod**
Lots of adventurers
have been saved thanks to you.
**[20:13] Brod**
Plenty of folks didn't quit
or lose their families thanks to you.
**[20:23] Luciel**
Thank you so much!
**[20:24] Brod**
Okay, enough. I can't take the sappy stuff.
**[20:33] Brod**
Here. This is your farewell gift.
**[20:36] Luciel**
What is it?
**[20:37] Brod**
It's a magical bag.
**[20:39] Brod**
You can put up to ten things in it. Anything.
**[20:41] Brod**
And the leather pouch has money in it.
**[20:48] Brod**
It's a token of our gratitude.
**[20:51] Nanaella**
Take good care of yourself, okay?
**[20:53] Monika**
Don't forget the promise you made.
**[20:53] Melina**
Come on, try to say goodbye with a smile.
**[20:56] adventurer**
You'd better come back, maso-zombie!
**[20:59] Cat Beastfolk**
Be sure to bring us back something nice!
**[21:10] Luciel**
I can't...
**[21:11] Luciel**
I only did... what I had to!
**[21:18] Brod**
Quit crying!
**[21:20] Brod**
Just come back and work
for us for cheap again.
**[21:22] Brod**
That'll be enough!
**[21:23] Luciel**
I will!
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
Job: Healer IV
Age: 17
Level: 1
HP: 420
MP: 160
Magical Affinity: Holy
***SIGN*** Skills
Assess Mastery I
Monster Luck I
Martial Arts V
Magic Handling VII
Magic Control VII
Holy Magic Affinity VII
Meditation V
Focus VI
Strength Recovery IV
Magic Recovery VI
Life Recovery V
Throwing III
Butchery II
Detect Danger IV
Ambulation II
Parallel Thinking I
Swordsmanship
Shields I
Spears I
Archery I
Short Incantation III
Skip Incantation I
**[21:31] Luciel**
*I can't just keep crying, now can I?*
**[21:35] Luciel**
*From now on, I'm on my own.*
***SIGN*** Poison Resist VI
Paralysis Resist VI
Petrify Resist VI
Sleep Resist VI
Charm Resist II
Curse Resist VI
Enfeeble Resist VI
Silence Resist VI
Disease Resist VI
Shock Resist II
**[21:39] guard**
So you're Luciel?
**[21:41] Luciel**
Yes.
**[21:42] guard**
I heard about you.
**[21:44] guard**
Your companions are waiting in that carriage.
**[21:48] Luciel**
Companions?
**[21:50] Luciel**
My name is Luciel. I'm pleased to meet you!
**[21:53] Bazan**
Yo.
**[21:54] Basura**
What took you so long?
**[21:56] Sekiroth**
We've been waiting.
**[22:02] Bazan**
Come on, what are you crying for?
**[22:05] Luciel**
I'm shorry!
***SIGN*** Titles
Shaper of Destiny
(All Stats +10)
Protection of the God of Fate
(SP Acquisition Rate Up)
Adventurer's Guild Rank E
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Rank A
**[23:55] Monika**
Luciel-kun, did you forget
we promised to go on a date
**[23:59] Monika**
if you reach Holy Magic Affinity
level 5 by the time you're twenty?
**[24:03] Monika**
Next time: "The Holy City of Shurule."
**[24:05] Monika**
What? You actually like boys,
Luciel-kun? No wonder!
***SIGN*** #7 The Holy City of Shurule
# E7 - The Holy City of Shurule
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ5V9/the-holy-city-of-shurule)
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**[00:08] Driver**
The city's in view now!
**[00:11] Luciel**
Whoa. That's the Holy City of Shurule?
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** #7 The Holy City of Shurule
**[01:49] Bazan**
So, what's next?
**[01:51] Bazan**
Go straight to the church to pick a fight?
**[01:54] Luciel**
Actually, I'm about out of Substance X.
**[01:57] Bazan**
In that case, off to
the Adventurers' Guild first?
**[02:00] Luciel**
You all can report in to say
you've finished escorting me.
**[02:04] Luciel**
Convenient, right?
**[02:05] Sekiroth**
And what are you *really* thinking?
**[02:07] Luciel**
I'm worried I'll get picked on at the guild,
so will you please come with me?
**[02:12] Sekiroth**
Why don't you go with him, Bazan?
**[02:14] Sekiroth**
We'll wait here in the carriage.
**[02:16] Bazan**
Tch. Guess I've got no choice.
**[02:26] Luciel**
*It's built the same way.*
**[02:27] Bazan**
Luciel, over here.
**[02:30] Luciel**
Oh? To reception?
**[02:32] Bazan**
Never mind that. Over here.
**[02:36] Milty**
Welcome. Did you place an order?
***SIGN*** Milty
**[02:39] Luciel**
*The cafeteria is the same, too.*
**[02:41] Bazan**
Is the master here?
**[02:42] Milty**
Yes. And you are?
**[02:44] Bazan**
Bazan of Lineage of the White Wolf.
**[02:46] Bazan**
I stopped by to introduce
Luciel here to the master.
**[02:52] Milty**
Is that right?
**[02:53] Milty**
I'll go call him. Would you mind
waiting here for a moment?
**[02:57] Bazan**
Sure.
**[03:00] Bazan**
Luciel, don't judge a book by its cover.
**[03:02] Luciel**
Huh?
**[03:03] Bazan**
That waitress... She's at least
as powerful as I am.
**[03:08] Master**
Well, look who showed up! If it isn't Bazan!
***SIGN*** Master
**[03:12] Master**
Been ages.
**[03:14] Bazan**
Yeah. Let me introduce you to my friend here.
**[03:17] Luciel**
My name is Luciel. I'm a healer, actually.
**[03:23] Luciel**
* Been a while since I got that reaction.*
* I can feel the animosity.*
**[03:27] Master**
That must mean you're...
**[03:29] Bazan**
Know the guy living at
the Adventurers' Guild in Merratoni?
**[03:33] Master**
Huh. So you *are* Brod's apprentice.
**[03:36] Master**
But I bet you're not just here to say hello.
**[03:39] Bazan**
You can place the order yourself.
**[03:41] Luciel**
Okay.
**[03:42] Luciel**
May I order Substance X by the barrel?
**[03:46] Milty**
Um, would you mind repeating that?
**[03:49] Luciel**
I'd like three large barrels of Substance X.
**[03:52] adventurer A**
Three barrels?
**[03:53] adventurer B**
Is he magic affiliation?
**[03:53] adventurer C**
That stench is enough to scare monsters away!
**[03:56] Luciel**
*Do you have to put it like that?*
**[03:58] Master**
Drink this.
**[04:00] Master**
I can't give Substance X
to people who can't handle it.
**[04:04] Luciel**
All right.
**[04:11] adventurer A**
He's a monster!
**[04:12] adventurer B**
He must be that super masochistic healer!
**[04:14] adventurer C**
I thought he was an urban legend!
**[04:16] Luciel**
*I can hear you, you know!*
**[04:20] Luciel**
Thanks for the drink!
**[04:21] Luciel**
Now, can I get my order?
**[04:24] Master**
F-Fine. As long as you use it responsibly.
**[04:30] Master**
All ready for ya.
**[04:31] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[04:33] Luciel**
I'll come back when I run out.
**[04:36] Master**
Luciel the healer...
**[04:38] Master**
Is it true that you treat people
for a mere silver coin?
**[04:43] Luciel**
Everyone at the Adventurers' Guild
in Merratoni was very good to me.
**[04:47] Luciel**
If nobody gives me trouble here,
I'll think about it.
**[04:54] driver**
Luciel, we're in front
of church headquarters.
**[04:57] Luciel**
Okay!
**[05:01] Luciel**
*This?*
**[05:02] Luciel**
It's huge!
***SIGN*** Healers' Guild Headquarters
**[05:06] Bazan**
I guess this is the end of our journey.
**[05:09] Luciel**
Yeah. Thank you for bringing me this far.
**[05:13] Bazan**
It's my pleasure to guard
the man who saved my life.
**[05:17] Sekiroth**
He's right. You saved us, Luciel-kun.
**[05:22] Bazan**
Welp, you better work hard enough to earn
that spell tome you got for free.
**[05:27] Luciel**
I will. R-Really and truly...
**[05:30] Luciel**
Thank you so much!
**[05:35] Bazan**
Next time, I hope we can
grab a drink together!
**[05:39] Luciel**
Yeah.
**[05:41] Luciel**
*This sure feels lonely.*
**[05:44] Luciel**
* Like the first day after being*
* transferred to a new office.*
**[05:49] Luciel**
*That spell tome I got has to be valuable.*
**[05:52] Luciel**
*I bet it's super expensive.*
**[05:55] Luciel**
*I'll work hard to repay that favor.*
**[05:57] Luciel**
*Now then, to church headquarters!*
**[06:00] Luciel**
* But... what am I supposed*
* to do now that I'm here?*
**[06:07] Luciel**
Excuse me.
**[06:10] Luciel**
*It's huge!*
**[06:12] Receptionist A**
Welcome.
**[06:16] Receptionist A**
This is the Healers' Guild headquarters.
**[06:18] Receptionist B**
How may we help you today?
**[06:21] Luciel**
My name is Luciel.
**[06:23] Luciel**
On the pope's orders,
I was told to transfer here.
**[06:28] Luciel**
I'd like to speak with
a supervisor, if possible.
**[06:31] Receptionist A**
Please wait a moment.
**[06:34] Luciel**
Is that a device that allows
telepathic communication?
**[06:38] Receptionist B**
You are rather well informed, Luciel-sama.
**[06:40] Luciel**
Oh, not at all!
**[06:42] Luciel**
I just saw something like it
at the Adventurers' Guild before.
**[06:45] Receptionist B**
The Adventurers' Guild? Really?
**[06:48] Luciel**
* Is it that unusual for a healer*
* to go to the Adventurers' Guild?*
**[06:53] Receptionist A**
Ah, here he is.
**[06:57] Granhart**
Are you Luciel-dono?
**[07:00] Granhart**
My name is Granhart.
***SIGN*** Granhart
**[07:01] Granhart**
I am a priest here.
**[07:04] Granhart**
I'm also the one who summoned you.
**[07:06] Granhart**
Please come with me.
**[07:08] Luciel**
All right.
**[07:09] Receptionists**
Please take care.
**[07:17] Luciel**
*An automatic door?*
**[07:19] Granhart**
Go in.
**[07:20] Luciel**
Okay.
**[07:28] Luciel**
Whoa.
**[07:30] Luciel**
*An elevator?*
**[07:32] Granhart**
This is a magical elevating platform.
**[07:34] Granhart**
You can use your magic to activate it
and move it up or down.
**[07:38] Luciel**
Are there any other entrances?
**[07:41] Granhart**
No, there aren't.
**[07:42] Granhart**
It's said that this was designed
to prevent outsiders from entering freely.
**[07:48] Luciel**
Is that right?
**[07:49] Luciel**
* Was it really to keep people out*
* or to keep people in?*
**[08:00] Lumina**
What's this?
**[08:02] Luciel**
Aren't you the person I took
to the Healer's Guild in Merratoni?
**[08:05] Luciel**
*Lumina-sama!*
**[08:07] Luciel**
*I didn't think I'd see her here so soon!*
**[08:09] Luciel**
* That must be Monster Luck-sensei*
* at work again!*
**[08:15] Lumina**
I believe your name was...
**[08:17] Lumina**
Louis-kun.
**[08:18] Luciel**
Splat!
**[08:19] Lumina**
Now that you're here, Louis-kun...
**[08:21] Luciel**
Lumina-sama, my name is Luciel.
**[08:26] Luciel**
Thank you very much
for your help in Merratoni.
**[08:29] Luciel**
I'm surprised you recognized me.
**[08:31] Lumina**
Yes, I remembered how crystal clear
your magical aura was.
**[08:36] Luciel**
Did you really?
**[08:38] Luciel**
* Magical aura? Maybe she has*
* a special skill or something.*
**[08:42] Lumina**
I'd like to talk to you about something.
**[08:48] Lumina**
But it looks like you just arrived,
so just come by my room later.
**[08:52] Luciel**
Is that all right?
**[08:53] Lumina**
Yes, of course. Sorry
to impose, Granhart-dono.
**[08:58] Granhart**
Lumina-sama, you are the captain
of the Valkyrie paladin regiment.
**[09:03] Granhart**
It's hardly an imposition.
**[09:05] Luciel**
*What an awkward vibe.*
**[09:08] Lumina**
Well then, see you later.
**[09:09] Luciel**
R-Right.
**[09:16] Luciel**
This looks like a torture chamber.
**[09:19] Granhart**
It's merely a storage room. Don't worry.
**[09:22] Luciel**
A storage room for torture equipment?
**[09:29] Granhart**
Now then, let's get to business.
**[09:33] Granhart**
I was surprised to receive this
letter from the Merratoni branch.
**[09:37] Granhart**
It claims you provide treatments that
are damaging to other healers' businesses.
**[09:42] Granhart**
I would like to know the truth.
**[09:44] Luciel**
* So that's what this is. Granhart-san's*
* only trying to get to the bottom of things.*
**[09:49] Luciel**
*In that case, I have a way to handle this.*
**[09:52] Luciel**
* I need to think back on what it was like*
* when I was about to be promoted at work!*
**[09:57] Luciel**
In a sense, it is true.
**[09:59] Granhart**
So you admit your crimes?
**[10:03] Luciel**
* I told Granhart-san about the problems with*
* healers and money that I'd witnessed*
**[10:08] Luciel**
*in the two years that I was in Merratoni.*
**[10:11] Luciel**
* As a solution, I proposed making*
* treatment fees more transparent*
**[10:15] Luciel**
* so people could safely*
* receive treatment without worry.*
**[10:19] Granhart**
Very well. I will discuss this with
the other priests and the archbishop.
**[10:24] Luciel**
Thank you very much for your understanding.
**[10:27] Luciel**
But then, what exactly
should I do after this?
**[10:31] Granhart**
Here is your letter of
appointment, Luciel-dono.
**[10:34] Granhart**
You are hereby assigned to the Church
of St. Shurule's spiritual cleansing unit.
**[10:40] Granhart**
You will be given the position
of both deacon and exorcist.
**[10:43] Luciel**
Huh? Spiritual cleansing unit?
***SIGN*** Spiritual cleansing unit?
***SIGN*** Exorcist?
**[10:47] Luciel**
Exorcist?
**[10:48] Granhart**
Starting tomorrow, you will work to
exorcise the undead at a specified location.
**[10:54] Granhart**
Your wages will be
twenty gold coins per month.
**[10:58] Luciel**
*Twenty gold coins?!*
**[11:00] Luciel**
*That's like twenty million yen!*
**[11:02] Luciel**
*Not per year, but per* month*?!*
**[11:03] Granhart**
You will start tomorrow,
so turn in early tonight.
**[11:07] Luciel**
Yes, sir.
**[11:08] Luciel**
* I should've known I'd get*
* a promotion at headquarters!*
**[11:12] Luciel**
*But... am I gonna be okay?*
**[11:18] Guide**
These are Lumina-sama's quarters.
**[11:20] Luciel**
Thank you very much.
**[11:22] Guide**
Not at all.
**[11:24] Luciel**
I'm kind of nervous.
**[11:26] Luciel**
It's Luciel.
**[11:28] Lumina**
You can come in.
**[11:34] Lumina**
Were you summoned here?
Or was it a transfer?
**[11:38] Luciel**
I received a letter from the pope
saying that I would be transferred here.
**[11:42] Lumina**
Getting a letter from Fluna-sama means
you must be extremely special, Luciel-kun.
**[11:48] Luciel**
I wouldn't call it that. In fact...
**[11:52] Lumina**
I see. So what kind of work
will you be doing now?
**[11:56] Luciel**
I'm supposed to go exorcise
the undead somewhere.
**[12:00] Lumina**
Luciel-kun, this new assignment
might put you in danger.
**[12:05] Luciel**
Huh?
**[12:06] Lumina**
Under the old guild headquarters building,
**[12:09] Lumina**
there's a cemetery where
the founders are enshrined.
**[12:12] Lumina**
Several decades ago,
it transformed into a labyrinth.
**[12:15] Luciel**
A labyrinth? If magic continues to build
somewhere it naturally gathers,
**[12:20] Luciel**
it will absorb the desires
and grudges of the living
**[12:24] Luciel**
and begin conjuring monsters and loot.
**[12:26] Lumina**
Oh? You're full of surprises.
**[12:28] Lumina**
I thought you were supposed
to be totally ignorant.
**[12:30] Luciel**
Well, I did study hard for two whole years.
***SIGN*** SMUG
**[12:33] Lumina**
Is that right?
**[12:35] Lumina**
While watching to make sure no
monsters escape the labyrinth,
**[12:39] Lumina**
you try to thin them out.
**[12:41] Lumina**
That will be your job.
**[12:43] Luciel**
What types of monsters are there?
**[12:45] Lumina**
Undead like skeletons, zombies, and ghosts.
**[12:49] Luciel**
Can I fight those...?
**[12:51] Lumina**
You can wipe them out instantly
with holy purification spells.
**[12:56] Lumina**
Don't you have considerable
combat training as well, Luciel-kun?
**[12:59] Luciel**
*How'd she get intel on me?!*
**[13:02] Luciel**
Um, are there any pros to this work?
**[13:06] Lumina**
Anything you gather in the labyrinth is yours.
**[13:10] Lumina**
If you're lucky, you may find treasure.
**[13:12] Lumina**
And if you sell your monster drops,
**[13:14] Lumina**
you can purchase special
exclusive tomes the Church sells.
**[13:18] Luciel**
* So there's a way for me*
* to get stronger here, too!*
***SIGN*** Hrrrgh...
***SIGN*** Aaah...
***SIGN*** Hrrrgh...
**[13:24] Luciel**
But what if I get bit by
a zombie and turn into one?!
**[13:27] Luciel**
The maso-zombie becomes a real zombie...
**[13:29] Luciel**
Wait, who are you calling a maso-zombie?!
**[13:32] Lumina**
They may have poison, but I've never
heard of anyone turning into a zombie.
**[13:36] Luciel**
I'm relieved to hear that.
**[13:39] Lumina**
Still, there are cons to this work, too.
**[13:41] Lumina**
It smells terrible. Worse yet...
***SIGN*** It's the
worst...
**[13:45] Lumina**
The stink sticks to your clothes and people
give you nasty looks when you get close.
**[13:49] Luciel**
I don't see the problem.
**[13:51] Luciel**
*I'm used to that from Substance X.*
**[13:56] Lumina**
Oh dear. I'm sorry, but it's getting late.
**[14:00] Luciel**
Thank you very much for today.
**[14:02] Luciel**
I hope we cross paths again soon.
**[14:04] Lumina**
Indeed. I hope we do as well.
**[14:11] Luciel**
* Now I know why I was sent to the Holy City*
* and what I'm meant to do here.*
**[14:15] Luciel**
*So I'll keep it up, just like when*
**[14:19] Luciel**
* I was reincarnated*
* and found my way to Merratoni.*
**[14:22] Luciel**
* I'll do whatever I can*
* to survive in this world.*
**[14:27] Luciel**
Good morning.
**[14:28] Granhart**
It looks like you finally made it.
**[14:30] Luciel**
I must have kept you waiting.
Please accept my apologies.
**[14:34] Jord**
Oh, it's all right. I'm sure Granhart-sama
didn't tell you what time to come anyway.
***SIGN*** Jord
**[14:41] Jord**
Nice to meet you. I'm Jord.
**[14:44] Jord**
I'm your predecessor here.
**[14:46] Luciel**
I'm Luciel. It's nice to meet you.
**[14:49] Granhart**
First, you need to take this.
**[14:52] Luciel**
What is it?
**[14:53] Granhart**
A robe given to healers and
knights here at headquarters
***SIGN*** Rank A or Above
**[14:56] Granhart**
who hold rank A or above.
**[14:58] Granhart**
It is specially sewn with holy
silver threads that ward off miasma.
***SIGN*** Wards Off Miasma
***SIGN*** Holy Silver Threads
**[15:03] Luciel**
Sounds expensive.
**[15:05] Granhart**
It costs ten platinum coins.
***SIGN*** 10 Platinum Coins!!
**[15:06] Luciel**
*That's like one billion yen!*
**[15:09] Granhart**
I'll also give you this.
**[15:11] Granhart**
With this, you won't need my permission
to use the magic elevating platform.
**[15:15] Granhart**
You can even go outside.
**[15:17] Luciel**
Really? Thank you so... much?
**[15:21] Luciel**
What?
**[15:22] Granhart**
I have to give it to you
because I'm short on time,
**[15:25] Granhart**
but you had best not
cause any trouble. Understood?
**[15:30] Granhart**
If you go out, you may not bring
anyone back to headquarters.
**[15:33] Granhart**
Not invalids, not children, not pets.
**[15:36] Granhart**
Swear it, or I won't hand this over.
**[15:39] Luciel**
*That's a lot of stingy details.*
**[15:41] Luciel**
*But it's not like I have a choice.*
**[15:44] Luciel**
I swear it.
**[15:45] Granhart**
Good.
**[15:47] Granhart**
Jord and I shall be your witnesses.
**[15:52] Luciel**
What was that?
**[15:54] Granhart**
A vow.
**[15:55] Granhart**
If you break your promise, you will
no longer be able to use the card.
**[15:59] Granhart**
There will also be penalties,
so you'd best be careful.
**[16:04] Luciel**
Penalties?! Is that what
the torture chamber is for?
***SIGN*** TOR
***SIGN*** TURE
**[16:10] Jord**
The Church's penalties are unusually strict.
**[16:14] Luciel**
Got it.
**[16:15] Granhart**
Jord, you can handle the rest.
**[16:18] Jord**
All right.
**[16:22] Jord**
Well, let's head to the labyrinth.
**[16:24] Jord**
But one thing first.
**[16:26] Jord**
You should put that robe on.
**[16:28] Luciel**
Okay!
**[16:33] Jord**
Here we are. This is the labyrinth entrance.
***SIGN*** Pew
**[16:42] Luciel**
*Ugh! She wasn't kidding. It reeks.*
***SIGN*** Pew
**[16:45] Luciel**
* It smells like rotting flesh.*
* Still better than Substance X, though.*
**[16:49] Jord**
The monsters come up from underground.
**[16:51] Luciel**
I see.
**[16:53] Jord**
Here's one.
**[16:54] Luciel**
*Wow, we've hit our first zombie!*
**[16:57] Luciel**
*I've seen them in movies and stuff!*
**[16:59] Luciel**
*This is the real thing!*
**[17:02] Jord**
Just watch for now.
**[17:03] Luciel**
Okay.
**[17:04] Jord**
O holy touch of healing.
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[17:09] Jord**
I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
**[17:13] Jord**
and return these unclean beings
to the path from whence they came.
**[17:18] Jord**
Purification!
**[17:23] Jord**
And that's how it's done. This'll be
your job starting today, Luciel-kun.
**[17:27] Jord**
The undead are drawn to the living.
**[17:30] Jord**
When one gets close, use the holy spell
purification to exorcise them.
**[17:35] Jord**
And this is a magical stone.
Collect them in your satchel.
**[17:38] Luciel**
Okay!
**[17:38] Luciel**
* Purification is a new spell*
* I learned after leaving Merratoni.*
**[17:44] Luciel**
* It's versatile magic that dispels impurity*
* and curses. It also cleans things.*
**[17:48] Luciel**
* It can even get the grime*
* out of your lunch box.*
***SIGN*** It even sanitizes!
**[17:51] Luciel**
But what would you have done
if I couldn't use purification?
**[17:55] Jord**
You would have had to learn it on the job.
**[17:58] Jord**
So anyway, good luck. Man, it reeks!
**[18:02] Luciel**
Huh? Running from the stench...
**[18:05] Luciel**
Oh well. Just gotta try to stay safe.
**[18:11] Luciel**
The weapons Master Brod put in my magical
bag are already coming in handy!
**[18:16] Luciel**
All right! Time to exterminate zombies!
**[18:21] Luciel**
I'm all ready to go,
but I'm not finding any zombies.
**[18:27] Luciel**
I guess I should start mapping.
**[18:29] Luciel**
Like on graph paper.
I might get lost otherwise.
**[18:38] Luciel**
Oh my Lord! Oh my Buddha! Oh my ancestors!
**[18:40] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[18:43] Luciel**
I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
**[18:46] Luciel**
and return these unclean beings
to the path from whence they came.
**[18:50] Luciel**
Puri— Purifi—
**[18:52] Luciel**
Purification!
**[19:03] Luciel**
I accidentally cast it three times at once.
**[19:05] Luciel**
Man, real zombies are seriously scary!
**[19:09] Luciel**
Oh, that's right! I defeated some
monsters, so I bet my level...
***SIGN*** Job: Healer
***SIGN*** Age: 17
***SIGN*** Level: 1
**[19:14] Luciel**
hasn't gone up.
**[19:16] Luciel**
Or is this labyrinth just
an illusion? A training area?
**[19:20] Luciel**
Is this how they haze newcomers here?
**[19:23] Luciel**
But still...
**[19:24] Luciel**
* For twenty million a month, I'll dive in*
* head first and use this place to train.*
**[19:31] Luciel**
*If my level happens to go up, even better.*
**[19:33] Luciel**
* But there's a limit to the number*
* of times I can cast purification.*
**[19:38] Luciel**
Magical sword... purification!
**[19:42] Luciel**
*All that did was put the spell on my blade,*
**[19:47] Luciel**
*but if I whack a zombie now,*
**[19:48] Luciel**
* it should only use up*
* one or two MP when I do.*
**[19:54] Luciel**
* If I don't overdo it, I should*
* recover that much right away.*
**[19:59] Luciel**
And I'm getting in sword training.
Two birds with one stone!
**[20:06] Luciel**
* This is nothing compared*
* to Master's training!*
**[20:09] Luciel**
*It feels like they're standing still.*
**[20:11] Luciel**
*Nobody can stop me now!*
**[20:14] Luciel**
Say, speaking of the undead, I wonder...
**[20:18] Luciel**
Heal!
**[20:21] Luciel**
I knew it! Using recovery magic
on the undead actually damages them.
**[20:26] Luciel**
Wait, that reeks! Purification!
**[20:31] Luciel**
Okay. I've covered most of the first level.
**[20:36] Luciel**
Guess that means I'm on to the second!
***SIGN*** Aaah...
***SIGN*** Rrrgh...
***SIGN*** Labyrinth, Second Level
**[20:44] Luciel**
*Yay! Monsters right from the start!*
**[20:47] Luciel**
* Now if I could just get some treasure,*
* this would be like*
**[20:50] Luciel**
* the fantasy version*
* of a test of courage for new hires.*
**[20:54] Luciel**
*Is that what they call a will-o'-wisp?*
**[21:01] Luciel**
It's so weak!
**[21:04] Luciel**
At this rate, the second
level should be a breeze.
***SIGN*** GRUMBLE
**[21:10] Luciel**
Maybe it's time for lunch.
**[21:14] Luciel**
A sandwich!
**[21:16] Luciel**
And Substance X...
**[21:21] Luciel**
I guess Gulgar-san has a quota to meet,
but I just can't get away from Substance X.
**[21:32] Luciel**
Actually, thanks to this, the stench
of the labyrinth doesn't bother me.
**[21:37] Luciel**
Also, the monsters aren't attacking.
**[21:40] Luciel**
Even though Jord said they
were drawn to the living.
**[21:46] Luciel**
*So, the second level was like the first.*
**[21:51] Luciel**
* Figuring I wouldn't get lost, I headed*
* to the third and kept exploring.*
***SIGN*** A mob of skeletons appears
**[22:02] Luciel**
Purification! Purification!
**[22:05] Luciel**
Purification!
***SIGN*** Out of magic
**[22:17] Luciel**
* And that's how, without too much trouble,*
* I finished my first day of exploring.*
**[22:22] Luciel**
Let's call it a day!
**[23:55] Granhart**
Torture devices?
***SIGN*** BLAH BLAH BLAH
**[23:57] Granhart**
Oh. I'm just keeping them
in the storage room.
**[23:59] Granhart**
What reason would I have to use them
at the Healers' Guild headquarters?!
**[24:03] Granhart**
Next time: "A Threat in the Boss Room."
**[24:05] Granhart**
I think I know how to,
but I just don't use them at all.
***SIGN*** #8 A Threat in the Boss Room
# E8 - A Threat in the Boss Room
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ10XW/a-threat-in-the-boss-room)
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**[00:02] Jord**
Purification!
**[00:06] Luciel**
What was that for?!
**[00:07] Jord**
Hey, you made it out alive!
**[00:10] Jord**
You disappeared into
the labyrinth for half a day,
**[00:13] Jord**
so I figured you'd become a zombie.
**[00:17] Luciel**
*Is this guy kind of an airhead?*
**[00:20] Luciel**
*I was brought to the labyrinth on assignment.*
**[00:22] Luciel**
*It's a den of the undead.*
**[00:26] Luciel**
*My job is to defeat them.*
**[00:30] Luciel**
*But even though I am, my level isn't budging.*
***SIGN*** Job: Healer
***SIGN*** Age: 17
***SIGN*** Level: 1
**[00:33] Luciel**
*In other words, this place must really be...*
**[00:36] Luciel**
*some kind of specialized training facility.*
**[00:39] Luciel**
*The zombies are just illusions!*
**[00:40] Jord**
Why are you grinning like
you've figured something out?
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[02:16] Jord**
You can exchange the magic stones
you pick up for points at the shop.
***SIGN*** #8 A Threat in the Boss Room
**[02:20] Luciel**
I see.
**[02:23] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[02:24] Jord**
You can purchase anything here
with those points.
**[02:28] Jord**
They even sell exclusive spell tomes
**[02:31] Jord**
in addition to potions, magic items, and such.
**[02:33] Luciel**
*Wow, this is just like a video game.*
**[02:37] Jord**
Cattleya-san!
**[02:38] Cattleya**
Jord-san?
**[02:41] Cattleya**
Is the newcomer doing all right?
**[02:43] Luciel**
My name is Luciel.
**[02:46] Cattleya**
I'm Cattleya. Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** Cattleya
**[02:49] Cattleya**
Facing the undead must have been tough.
**[02:52] Luciel**
I've built up a tolerance for their like,
so it was fine.
**[02:55] Luciel**
*From horror movies and games and stuff.*
**[02:58] Cattleya**
My, that's rather impressive.
**[03:00] Luciel**
*Ah, a compliment! That makes me happy.*
**[03:04] Cattleya**
Now please turn in the magic
stones you collected today.
**[03:06] Luciel**
*Oh... It was just a business smile.*
**[03:09] Luciel**
Th-Thank you.
**[03:11] Cattleya**
Of course. I'll just be a moment.
**[03:14] Cattleya**
Here you go.
**[03:16] Cattleya**
In total, that amounted to 4,216 points.
**[03:19] Jord**
Four thousand?!
**[03:20] Cattleya**
Quite an impressive haul for your first day.
**[03:23] Cattleya**
I haven't seen earnings like that in a while.
**[03:25] Cattleya**
Care to buy anything?
**[03:27] Luciel**
Oh... Um, let's see.
**[03:30] Luciel**
Are those spell tomes for sale?
**[03:33] Cattleya**
Certainly.
**[03:35] Cattleya**
The most expensive is one million points.
**[03:38] Luciel**
One million?!
**[03:39] Luciel**
I won't be able to afford that for a while.
**[03:42] Cattleya**
You'd have to earn 250 times
what you did today.
**[03:45] Luciel**
What about those weapons?
**[03:47] Cattleya**
They're made from silver and holy silver,
**[03:49] Cattleya**
forged especially for fighting the undead.
**[03:52] Cattleya**
They were all crafted by dwarfs.
**[03:55] Luciel**
Wow. Oh?
**[03:57] Luciel**
That spear also looks nice. How much is it?
**[04:00] Cattleya**
Weapons are 2,500 points each.
**[04:03] Luciel**
What a steal! That must be below cost.
**[04:06] Cattleya**
The only people who shop here
are healers who work as exorcists.
**[04:10] Cattleya**
Very few of them actually know how
to use weapons, so nobody buys these.
**[04:15] Cattleya**
Reselling them is forbidden by oath too.
There's just no demand.
**[04:18] Luciel**
*Wow! This is too perfect for me!*
**[04:21] Luciel**
*It must be Monster Luck-sensei at work again!*
**[04:26] Luciel**
Still, isn't that far too cheap?
**[04:28] Luciel**
And why is there no demand?
**[04:30] Cattleya**
You're asking why?
**[04:32] Cattleya**
Surely you know healers can't recite
spells while wielding a weapon.
**[04:36] Luciel**
*I mean,* I *can.*
**[04:38] Cattleya**
So now it's just dead stock
filling up the warehouse.
**[04:43] Luciel**
Okay, then when I'm done with work tomorrow,
**[04:46] Luciel**
I'd like to purchase a sword and spear.
**[04:48] Luciel**
I don't have enough points just yet.
**[04:50] Cattleya**
My, you're an odd one.
**[04:52] Cattleya**
Fine, since you're a first-time customer,
I'll let you have them both for 4,000 points.
**[04:56] Luciel**
Will you really?!
**[04:59] Cattleya**
Just don't get yourself killed.
**[05:02] Luciel**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:03] Luciel**
I'll be careful to start
earning even more tomorrow!
**[05:05] Cattleya**
You really are an odd one.
**[05:10] Cattleya**
Oh, and Jord-san, good work up until now.
**[05:13] Jord**
Yeah... Right.
**[05:18] Luciel**
I finished my first day on the job!
**[05:21] Luciel**
I guess my next goal is that
one-million-point tome.
**[05:27] Luciel**
It's so nice to be able to see
my earnings adding up.
**[05:30] Luciel**
* Reminds me of collecting store*
* loyalty points in my past life.*
**[05:34] Luciel**
Now...
**[05:36] Luciel**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[05:38] Granhart**
Well?
**[05:39] Luciel**
What?
**[05:40] Granhart**
How are things going?
**[05:42] Luciel**
N-No big problems so far.
**[05:45] Granhart**
Is that right? That's fine, then.
**[05:47] Luciel**
Thanks for worrying about me.
**[05:50] Granhart**
Next, regarding your wages, they'll be
**[05:52] Granhart**
deposited into your guild account
at the start of the month.
**[05:54] Granhart**
You can check the balance
at reception downstairs.
**[05:57] Granhart**
Also, if you need any equipment,
you may use what's in the storage room.
**[06:03] Luciel**
Thank you!
**[06:04] Granhart**
Be sure to only take what you require.
**[06:08] Luciel**
All right.
**[06:09] Granhart**
Moreover, make sure you eat
three complete meals a day.
**[06:12] Granhart**
Don't forget to brush your teeth afterward.
**[06:14] Granhart**
And don't let yourself become a night owl.
**[06:15] Granhart**
Be sure to get ample sleep,
lest you find yourself unable to focus.
**[06:20] Granhart**
Your job is a matter of life or death.
**[06:22] Granhart**
You lose focus, you lose your life.
**[06:25] Granhart**
Never forget that.
**[06:26] Granhart**
Also...
**[06:28] Granhart**
Here's your clerical robe.
**[06:30] Luciel**
Huh?
**[06:31] Granhart**
You should wear this inside headquarters.
**[06:34] Luciel**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[06:35] Luciel**
*This is what he went out of his way for?*
**[06:37] Granhart**
Do you fully understand what
it means to don a clerical robe?
***SIGN*** BLAH BLAH BLAH
**[06:42] Granhart**
God has granted us a rare gift
in the form of recovery magic,
**[06:45] Granhart**
and that gift means shouldering
a titanic responsibility.
**[06:48] Granhart**
In essence, the clerical robe is not
merely a symbol of position or affiliation.
**[06:52] Granhart**
It is also a means of reminding you
of your obligations as a healer.
**[06:56] Granhart**
We are always being tested
and must never forget that even for a moment.
**[06:59] Granhart**
Now, excuse me.
**[07:00] Luciel**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[07:05] Luciel**
Was he waiting here just to give me this?
**[07:09] Luciel**
I feel like I have a better sense
of what kind of guy he is.
**[07:13] Luciel**
Or maybe not.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[07:21] Luciel**
Ready to roll!
**[07:22] Luciel**
I bet if Master saw me now,
he'd beat me to a pulp.
***SIGN*** Dual Spear-Sword Style
**[07:26] Luciel**
But I always wanted to try this!
**[07:28] Luciel**
It'll be great if I can pull it off.
***SIGN*** Slash!!
**[07:30] Luciel**
I just have to mind my form.
***SIGN*** Block!!
***SIGN*** Thrust!!
***SIGN*** Day Two
**[07:33] Luciel**
*My second day of exploring the labyrinth...*
**[07:36] Luciel**
*was just mapping and exploring,*
**[07:39] Luciel**
*plus defeating more zombie illusions.*
**[07:41] Luciel**
Wait, they're carrying weapons now?
**[07:45] Cattleya**
You collected 5,372 points?
Don't overdo it, okay?
**[07:49] Luciel**
* On day two, I mapped all the way to*
* the fifth level before I called it quits.*
***SIGN*** Day Three Level Six
**[07:55] Luciel**
This is a breeze! A breeze, I tell you!
**[07:58] Luciel**
I don't know how many levels there are,
**[08:00] Luciel**
but at this rate, I'll conquer
this place in a snap!
**[08:05] Luciel**
The monsters here are zombie knights
and zombie archers!
**[08:10] Luciel**
Why are they getting so close
if they have bows and arrows?
**[08:15] Luciel**
And you fireballs... Take this!
**[08:18] Luciel**
They glow brighter before they attack,
so I'm good as long as I get to them first.
**[08:22] Luciel**
Oh well, I guess it's about lunchti—
**[08:27] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[08:28] Luciel**
A... A trap?
**[08:32] Luciel**
Oh, I know what this is!
**[08:34] Luciel**
It's their way of warning me, "Golly darn,
there might be traps comin' up!"
**[08:38] Luciel**
That's so nice of them!
**[08:40] Luciel**
*Not*! I'd better make note of this.
**[08:46] Luciel**
A mob of zombies?!
**[08:48] Luciel**
Purification!
***SIGN*** Exploring the Labyrinth, Day Three and Beyond
**[08:54] Luciel**
*After that, the number of monsters increased*
**[08:57] Luciel**
*and I become very cautious about traps,*
***SIGN*** Trap
***SIGN*** Mapping
**[09:00] Luciel**
*which slowed my pace.*
**[09:02] Luciel**
*But nothing out of the ordinary happened,*
**[09:05] Luciel**
*so I just kept on exploring, bit by bit.*
**[09:08] Luciel**
Okay.
**[09:10] Luciel**
*Well, there was one development.*
**[09:11] Luciel**
*My points started reaching new heights,*
**[09:14] Luciel**
*even though my level stayed stuck at 1.*
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
***SIGN*** Job: Healer
***SIGN*** Age:
Level:
***SIGN*** Day Ten, Level Ten
**[09:22] Luciel**
Purification!
**[09:26] Luciel**
* Yikes! Purification is*
* basically a cheat spell.*
**[09:30] Luciel**
*Twenty zombies cleaned up just like that.*
**[09:32] Luciel**
*It's like a discount sale on magic stones!*
**[09:35] Luciel**
Okay. It's about time I find
a staircase to the next level down.
**[09:42] Luciel**
Wuh?
**[09:47] Luciel**
Is that... a boss room?
**[09:50] Luciel**
Maybe I'll go back for a bit.
**[09:55] Luciel**
What appears in the boss room?
**[09:57] Jord**
"Boss room"? What do you mean?
**[10:00] Luciel**
Um, well...
**[10:02] Luciel**
*I guess they don't call them "bosses."*
**[10:04] Luciel**
It looks like it houses a strong monster.
**[10:06] Jord**
Ah, where the big group
of them suddenly attacks you?
**[10:10] Luciel**
*A big group?! Of bosses?!*
**[10:13] Jord**
Wait, you've already gotten that far?
**[10:16] Jord**
I only made it there right
before I passed the job on to you.
**[10:21] Luciel**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Day Eleven
**[10:24] Luciel**
I'm good to go, my magic's good
to go, and my gear's good to go.
**[10:27] Luciel**
Time to do this thing!
**[10:29] Luciel**
I even bought a new bow for the boss battle.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Cattleya**
That will be 50,000 points, please!
***SIGN*** 50k points
**[10:35] Luciel**
I wonder if I clear this place
by taking the boss out.
**[10:39] Luciel**
I keep thinking about how long
it took Jord-san to get here.
**[10:42] Luciel**
Maybe not many folks
have conquered the labyrinth.
**[10:46] Luciel**
* I mean, if it's a training ground*
* for newbies, that would check out.*
**[10:51] Luciel**
*Maybe...*
**[10:53] Luciel**
* I'll be the fastest person*
* to make it through!*
**[10:56] Luciel**
*I hope I receive a fabulous reward!*
***SIGN*** Prize Money
**[10:59] Luciel**
This is gonna be fun!
**[11:01] Luciel**
Maybe if I clear this, I can
get back to Merratoni early.
**[11:06] Luciel**
All right! Now for a little liquid courage.
**[11:12] Luciel**
Disgusting!
**[11:18] Luciel**
It's so dark.
**[11:41] Luciel**
I heard there would be a big group
but I didn't expect this many!
**[11:46] Luciel**
* Nah, this is no big deal.*
* Keep your cool, dude.*
**[11:51] Luciel**
* I may be surrounded,*
* but they didn't take me by surprise.*
**[11:56] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
**[11:58] Luciel**
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[12:00] Luciel**
I beseech you, protect our bodies from harm
**[12:04] Luciel**
and return these unclean beings
to the path from whence they came.
**[12:09] Luciel**
Purification!
**[12:12] Luciel**
Purification!
**[12:15] Luciel**
Why...? What gives?!
**[12:19] Luciel**
Stay away!
**[12:20] Luciel**
Damn it! Is my magic blocked here?!
**[12:23] Luciel**
* Are you trying to keep me*
* from my fabulous prize money?!*
**[12:26] Luciel**
* No... This is because I got*
* too full of myself.*
**[12:31] Luciel**
*I'm not the hero of the story. I'm no genius.*
**[12:35] Luciel**
* I should have taken the time*
* to gather information.*
**[12:37] Luciel**
*I totally brought this on myself.*
**[12:41] Luciel**
Ouch!
**[12:43] Luciel**
*Why does it hurt if it's an illusion?*
**[12:45] Luciel**
*Phantom pain?*
**[12:46] Luciel**
All right, which one of you scratched me?!
**[12:48] Luciel**
That hurt, I tell you!
**[12:53] Luciel**
*This isn't so bad.*
**[12:54] Luciel**
* Master Brod's training was*
* a lot more painful and scary!*
**[12:58] Luciel**
* I can't cast spells right now,*
* but I can still channel them into my weapon.*
**[13:02] Luciel**
*I've got this. I can win.*
**[13:14] Luciel**
Phew. They're all gone.
**[13:18] Luciel**
I'm so tired. I want to use heal.
**[13:21] Luciel**
* But even now, if Master told me*
* to start running, I'd probably do it.*
**[13:27] Luciel**
I'm so glad I had him train me.
**[13:29] Luciel**
When I get paid, I should
send him something nice.
**[13:32] Luciel**
All right. It'll be a pain,
but I need to pick up these stones.
**[13:35] Luciel**
Then once I get out of here,
I'll use recover—
**[13:38] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[13:43] Luciel**
What the? There's another one?
**[13:50] Luciel**
Is that... a wight?
**[13:58] Luciel**
*So the mob before wasn't the boss battle?*
**[14:02] Luciel**
O-Ouch... Heal!
**[14:06] Luciel**
*It's still not working!*
**[14:08] Luciel**
Damn it!
**[14:11] Luciel**
He was serious about dodging that.
So he wants to keep away from it?
**[14:15] Luciel**
In that case...
**[14:19] Luciel**
* That's it! He's afraid*
* of holy silver weapons!*
**[14:23] Cattleya**
* Surely you know healers can't recite*
* spells while wielding a weapon.*
**[14:27] Luciel**
* That's because using magic requires*
* imagination and concentration.*
**[14:31] Luciel**
*Maybe it's different with the undead,*
**[14:34] Luciel**
* but that might be my clue*
* to defeating this wight.*
**[14:38] Luciel**
* Right when he casts a spell,*
* that's my chance!*
**[14:45] Luciel**
Ooh, talk about a death glare.
**[14:48] Luciel**
Must be tough carrying so much rage.
**[14:51] Luciel**
Staying angry all the time
just wears people out.
**[14:54] Luciel**
Ah, but you're a monster!
**[15:03] Luciel**
Now's my chance!
**[15:11] Luciel**
Normally, that'd be enough to finish you off.
**[15:20] Luciel**
* But whoever built this*
* labyrinth is a real scoundrel,*
**[15:22] Luciel**
* so of course I knew*
* you wouldn't go down that easily!*
**[15:31] Luciel**
*Don't you dare regenerate this time!*
**[15:40] Luciel**
Whew.
**[15:42] Luciel**
Let's try it now. Heal!
**[15:45] Luciel**
Yes! It worked!
**[15:48] Luciel**
I guess video game logic
applies to fantasy worlds.
**[15:53] Luciel**
Like, you can't use magic
until after you beat the boss.
**[15:56] Luciel**
Oh well. Time to pack up
the magic stones and loot.
**[16:02] Luciel**
That should do it.
**[16:09] Luciel**
A staircase?
**[16:10] Luciel**
There's more to this place after all.
**[16:13] Luciel**
But for now, I think I'll grab
a bite and head back.
**[16:21] Luciel**
Cattleya-san, hello!
**[16:23] Cattleya**
Oh my. I don't usually see you
around at this hour.
**[16:26] Luciel**
I had a tough run today.
**[16:28] Cattleya**
It does take a while to get used to.
**[16:31] Cattleya**
Just don't overdo it.
**[16:32] Luciel**
Also, I have something
I'd like to show you later.
**[16:36] Cattleya**
Oh? What could it be?
**[16:39] Cattleya**
What's all this?!
**[16:40] Luciel**
There was a big horde of undead
in the level ten boss room.
**[16:43] Cattleya**
Did you say... level ten?
**[16:46] Luciel**
Yes. I couldn't even use magic,
so I totally panicked.
**[16:50] Luciel**
I somehow got rid of them,
but then a wight appeared.
**[16:53] Luciel**
I really thought I was a goner!
**[16:57] Cattleya**
Why are you being so reckless?
**[17:00] Luciel**
*Scary!*
**[17:02] Luciel**
I didn't think I was.
**[17:04] Luciel**
I didn't expect to encounter
something like that.
**[17:07] Luciel**
And I had no idea my magic wouldn't work...
**[17:09] Cattleya**
Didn't you go through orientation?
**[17:11] Luciel**
W-Well, it's only my eleventh
day on the post.
**[17:15] Luciel**
And labyrinth crawling is
an exorcist's job, right?
**[17:21] Cattleya**
Yes, you're right. I'm sorry I got so upset.
**[17:26] Cattleya**
I'll go exchange your magic stones.
**[17:28] Luciel**
Thank you.
**[17:33] Cattleya**
Okay, here are your points for today.
**[17:35] Cattleya**
You earned a total of 108,914.
**[17:38] Luciel**
Huh?!
**[17:40] Luciel**
I think that's too many digits.
**[17:42] Cattleya**
No, it's accurate.
**[17:43] Luciel**
*Maybe that really* was *a boss.*
***SIGN*** That
**[17:46] Cattleya**
Now, didn't you say
you had something to show me?
**[17:49] Luciel**
Oh, yes!
**[17:51] Luciel**
The wight I killed was wearing this.
**[17:56] Luciel**
I have no way to assess the value myself.
**[17:59] Cattleya**
This can't be...
**[18:00] Luciel**
I also have the wight's staff.
**[18:03] Cattleya**
Pack these in your bag and follow me.
**[18:05] Luciel**
What? Oh!
**[18:07] Cattleya**
And change into your clerical robe.
**[18:09] Luciel**
Huh?
**[18:10] Luciel**
Pack this? And change?
**[18:12] Cattleya**
Hurry up!
**[18:13] Luciel**
Yes, ma'am!
**[18:17] Luciel**
*Isn't this place off-limits to me?*
**[18:21] Cattleya**
Your Holiness, it's Cattleya.
**[18:23] Luciel**
*"Your Holiness"?!*
**[18:25] Cattleya**
There is an urgent matter I wish to share.
**[18:27] Luciel**
* Someone this important and she*
* doesn't even have an appointment?!*
**[18:31] Fluna**
*I'll allow it. Enter.*
**[18:34] Luciel**
* Cattleya-san must be*
* more than a mere shop lady.*
**[18:48] Pope**
Cattleya, it is good to see you.
**[18:51] Cattleya**
Your Holiness.
**[18:51] Fluna**
But I don't know your companion.
What brings you here?
***SIGN*** The Pope
**[18:55] Luciel**
*A woman?*
**[18:57] Cattleya**
This individual is our new exorcist.
**[19:00] Cattleya**
Since taking his position,
**[19:02] Cattleya**
he has vanquished a remarkable
number of undead in the labyrinth.
**[19:06] Pope**
Is that so? Still, I suspect there is more.
**[19:11] Cattleya**
Today, he fought the wight
in the main chamber of level ten.
**[19:14] Cattleya**
Before he knew it,
his magic was being suppressed there.
**[19:19] Pope**
Are you certain of that?
**[19:21] Cattleya**
Yes.
**[19:22] Cattleya**
He was successfully able
to retrieve the wight's items.
**[19:26] Cattleya**
After assessing them,
I've determined the validity of his claims,
**[19:30] Cattleya**
so I've brought the items here to you.
**[19:32] Fluna**
Hmm.
**[19:34] Fluna**
I will allow you to speak.
**[19:36] Fluna**
Sir, what is your name?
**[19:40] Luciel**
I am Luciel.
**[19:42] Fluna**
Very well, Luciel.
Show me what you retrieved.
**[19:47] maid**
Please place them here.
**[19:48] Luciel**
Y-Yes.
**[19:56] Fluna**
These undoubtedly belong to Ozanario,
who disappeared twelve years ago.
**[20:02] Fluna**
Thank you for bringing them back.
**[20:04] Fluna**
This spirit necklace reduces
magic consumption by half,
**[20:09] Fluna**
and the staff of disruption disperses
your magic, disabling the magic of others.
**[20:17] Fluna**
It is a very powerful staff.
**[20:19] Luciel**
*Talk about cheat items!*
**[20:22] Fluna**
Luciel, I would like to
purchase these from you.
**[20:26] Luciel**
Huh?
**[20:29] Luciel**
*Her eyes are telling me not to refuse!*
**[20:32] Luciel**
*But maybe I can make one proposal.*
**[20:35] Luciel**
* Time to use the business skills*
* I cultivated in my previous life!*
**[20:38] Luciel**
I believe those items must have
strong sentimental value for you.
**[20:43] Luciel**
So I agree. I will relinquish them to you.
**[20:45] Fluna**
Good. You have my thanks, Luciel.
**[20:49] Luciel**
However...
**[20:50] Pope**
Hmm?
**[20:51] Luciel**
Please forgive my brashness,
but I would like to make a request.
**[20:54] Cattleya**
What?
**[20:55] Fluna**
Very well. I will hear it.
**[20:57] Luciel**
When I am exploring, the magic bag I have
doesn't carry enough. It's inconvenient.
**[21:02] Luciel**
If possible, could you provide me
a magic bag with a larger capacity?
**[21:07] Fluna**
Is that all you want?
**[21:09] Fluna**
In that case, do not worry.
**[21:12] Fluna**
Instead of a magic bag,
I shall give you a magic sack.
**[21:16] Fluna**
Inside is an alternate dimension
where time has stopped,
**[21:20] Fluna**
so it can hold as much as this room.
**[21:22] Fluna**
You can also tell what's inside.
**[21:25] Luciel**
*That's so generous!*
**[21:26] Luciel**
Am I truly worthy of such a gift?
**[21:30] Fluna**
Fret not.
**[21:32] Fluna**
This is beneficial for myself as well.
**[21:36] Fluna**
If you find something else
while exploring the labyrinth,
**[21:39] Fluna**
return with Cattleya to see me.
**[21:41] Fluna**
You will be presented with a reward.
**[21:45] Fluna**
I will leave the magic sack with Cattleya.
**[21:48] Fluna**
You may retrieve it tomorrow.
**[21:50] Fluna**
I appreciate your efforts, Luciel.
**[21:53] Luciel**
Thank you.
**[21:57] Cattleya**
You sure do keep a cool head.
**[22:01] Luciel**
Do I?
**[22:02] Cattleya**
Requesting something in exchange
when making an offering to the pope...
**[22:06] Cattleya**
Most people wouldn't dare.
**[22:08] Luciel**
Maybe it was a little *too* bold.
**[22:10] Cattleya**
I think it was fine.
**[22:12] Cattleya**
She liked you enough to give
you a magic sack, after all.
**[22:16] Cattleya**
So you can relax.
**[22:17] Luciel**
O-Okay.
**[22:19] Luciel**
* Except when you look at me like that,*
* I can't relax at all!*
**[23:55] Cattleya**
Goodness, what is wrong with him?
**[23:57] Cattleya**
He clears the boss room on level ten
and then strikes a deal with the pope?
**[24:01] Cattleya**
I'm so nervous, I can't take my eyes off him!
***SIGN*** LOOM
**[24:04] Cattleya**
Next time: "Training with
the Paladin Regiment."
***SIGN*** #9 Training with the Paladin Regiment
**[24:06] Cattleya**
Could this be the beginnings of love?!
**[24:08] Cattleya**
Nah, not a chance. Never.
# E9 - Training with the Paladin Regiment
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8Q2E5/training-with-the-paladin-regiment)
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**[00:07] Luciel**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** Reflections and Regrets from the Boss Battle on the Tenth Level
A Class Healer
Luciel
Areas of Improvement
**[00:08] Luciel**
When I list my mistakes from the boss battle,
I can't fit them all on one page.
**[00:14] Luciel**
I bet Master would chew me out for this,
**[00:16] Luciel**
and Gulgar-san would make me
chug a barrel of Substance X.
***SIGN*** LOOOOOM
**[00:22] Luciel**
Maybe I should ask if they'll let me
join in on paladin or templar training.
**[00:31] Luciel**
But now, it's time for breakfast!
**[00:35] Luciel**
I'm so hungry.
**[00:37] Lumina**
Luciel-kun.
**[00:41] Lumina**
Good morning.
**[00:43] Luciel**
Good morning to you, too.
And who's this with you today?
**[00:46] Lumina**
Ah, these are members of my regiment.
**[00:50] Queena**
My name is Queena.
**[00:52] Lucy**
I'm Lucy. We are Lumina-sama's
escorts... or something like that.
**[00:56] Luciel**
How do you do? I'm Luciel, an exorcist.
**[01:01] Luciel**
Are you all having breakfast now, too?
**[01:03] Lumina**
Indeed. We always dine after
early morning training.
**[01:08] Lumina**
By the way, I hear you're already
getting results after just ten days.
**[01:13] Luciel**
Uh, about that...
**[01:16] Luciel**
I've been kicking myself since yesterday.
**[01:20] Lumina**
If you'd like to talk, I'll hear you out.
Care to join us for breakfast?
**[01:24] Luciel**
Yes! I'd like that very much.
**[01:27] Luciel**
*Monster Luck-sensei! You're doing great work!*
**[01:30] Monster Luck-sensei**
I'm right there with you!
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
**[03:06] Lumina**
You fought a wight on the tenth floor?!
***SIGN*** #9 Training with the Paladin Regiment
**[03:09] Luciel**
Er, um... Y-Yes.
**[03:13] Lucy**
Do you have a death wish?!
**[03:15] Luciel**
*Thwack!*
**[03:16] Queena**
That's so foolish. You just got lucky.
**[03:19] Luciel**
*Thwack! Thwack!*
**[03:20] Lumina**
And here I thought you'd
outgrown your ignorance,
**[03:23] Lumina**
but now you've started taking blind risks?
**[03:27] Luciel**
*Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!*
**[03:28] Lumina**
I can't stand those
who don't value their own lives.
**[03:31] Luciel**
*No!*
**[03:38] Luciel**
I've been beating myself up
over it this whole time.
**[03:41] Luciel**
Please, have mercy on me.
**[03:45] Lucy**
But now what?
**[03:47] Lucy**
If you keep on like this,
you'll wind up dead eventually.
**[03:50] Luciel**
I wish I could return to Merratoni
to train more and get stronger.
**[03:54] Queena**
In principle, healers
aren't allowed to transfer
**[03:58] Queena**
unless they receive a formal
appointment from headquarters.
**[04:02] Lumina**
If training is what you're after,
I think we can help.
**[04:06] Luciel**
Can you really?
**[04:08] Lumina**
But it might be a challenge for a healer.
**[04:10] Luciel**
P-Please let me try!
**[04:16] Luciel**
*Thank you so much, Monster Luck-sensei!*
**[04:24] Luciel**
* Then, as per usual,*
* I went back to the undead labyrinth.*
**[04:28] Luciel**
All right!
**[04:32] Luciel**
Purification!
**[04:35] Luciel**
* There were no major surprises*
* on the eleventh level.*
**[04:40] Luciel**
*I explored down to the twelfth and stopped.*
**[04:43] Luciel**
Cattleya-san?
**[04:45] Cattleya**
Oh, Luciel-kun! Welcome.
**[04:48] Cattleya**
Shall we convert your points first?
**[04:50] Luciel**
Y-Yes!
**[04:53] Cattleya**
Why are you so anxious?
**[04:56] Luciel**
You left quite an impression on me yesterday.
**[05:04] Luciel**
Were you originally a paladin or templar,
or maybe a retainer of the pope?
**[05:08] Cattleya**
Goodness me.
**[05:09] Cattleya**
You shouldn't get so nosy.
**[05:09] ---**
LOOOOOM
**[05:12] Cattleya**
A lady likes to keep her secrets, you know.
**[05:15] Luciel**
*Oh crap!*
**[05:16] Cattleya**
Bad things can happen to people
who pry too much, you know?
**[05:19] Luciel**
Yes, of course!
**[05:21] Luciel**
Plenty of things are better left unknown...
**[05:27] Cattleya**
Oh, that's right.
**[05:29] Cattleya**
Here. This is a magic sack.
**[05:31] Luciel**
Oh, so this is it?
**[05:34] Cattleya**
Channel some of your magic into it.
**[05:36] Luciel**
My magic?
**[05:39] Luciel**
Oh! It changed colors!
**[05:41] ---**
Luciel's very own
**[05:42] Cattleya**
Now it's your very own
magic sack, Luciel-kun.
**[05:45] Cattleya**
You can stash basically anything
that's within your reach.
***SIGN*** "Stow"
***SIGN*** Touch
**[05:51] Cattleya**
Just touch something and recite "stow"
to store it in the bag.
**[05:55] Cattleya**
To pull something out, imagine the item
you want and recite "retrieve."
***SIGN*** "Retrieve"
***SIGN*** Recite
**[05:59] Luciel**
Thanks a ton!
**[06:01] Luciel**
Wait, are there books in here?
**[06:04] Cattleya**
Yes. The pope instructed me
to throw in all the tomes we have.
**[06:11] Fluna**
Do your best now, dear Luciel.
**[06:15] Luciel**
*Your Holiness!*
**[06:16] Luciel**
*Thank you so much!*
**[06:18] Luciel**
* But wow, Monster Luck-sensei*
* is working like crazy today!*
***SIGN*** 3rd time today!
**[06:23] Monster Luck-sensei**
A rush of good luck!
**[06:27] Luciel**
* The next day, I safely explored*
* all the way to the fifteenth level.*
***SIGN*** Valkyrie Paladin Regiment
**[06:40] Luciel**
It's a pleasure to meet you all.
**[06:42] Luciel**
I'm Luciel, and I work as an exorcist.
***SIGN*** A good introduction is critical for a businessman
**[06:45] Luciel**
In hopes of getting stronger,
I requested this arrangement
**[06:49] Luciel**
and will now be training alongside
the Valkyrie paladin regiment.
**[06:53] Luciel**
I may get in your way here and there,
but I aspire to do my best.
**[06:56] Lumina**
Introduce yourselves when
you have free time. That is all.
**[07:01] Knights**
Ma'am!
**[07:02] Lumina**
All right. Like usual, let's warm up
and then start combat training.
**[07:07] Luciel**
Um, I realize that you're all
far more skilled than I am,
**[07:11] Luciel**
but even for training,
I'm not sure I can attack a woman.
**[07:15] Lumina**
You truly are dull, aren't you?
**[07:18] Luciel**
*I haven't been called that in a while!*
**[07:20] Luciel**
*I guess that means they're really tough...*
**[07:22] Lumina**
Okay, let's go!
**[07:23] Knights**
Ma'am!
**[07:28] Lucy**
Don't just stand there. Keep up with us.
**[07:30] Queena**
We're just going to run a bit.
**[07:32] Luciel**
Roger that!
**[07:34] Luciel**
*No big deal.*
**[07:35] Luciel**
* I spent mornings and nights sprinting*
* at the Adventurers' Guild for two years.*
**[07:39] Luciel**
*Piece of cake!*
**[07:43] Luciel**
*Or so I freakin' thought!*
**[07:45] Lumina**
You're too slow. Run like you mean it.
**[07:50] Luciel**
Huh? Huh?!
**[07:52] Luciel**
*Did I just get lapped?*
**[07:55] Luciel**
*But I'm running as fast as I can!*
**[07:57] Luciel**
*Is my status really that inferior?*
**[08:01] Brod**
*You're slow! Too slow!*
**[08:03] Luciel**
* At this rate, it feels like the*
* paladin regiment is telling me*
**[08:07] Luciel**
*my training with Master was all for nothing.*
**[08:10] Luciel**
*Damn it! I won't accept that!*
**[08:13] Luciel**
* I can't catch up to them because*
* of my job and level?*
**[08:16] Luciel**
*I'll* never *accept that!*
**[08:17] Luciel**
*Go!*
**[08:22] Luciel**
* By the time we stopped running*
* after half an hour,*
**[08:28] Luciel**
*I was eight laps behind.*
***SIGN*** Humiliation...
**[08:35] Lumina**
All right, break into groups
and begin combat training.
**[08:38] Knights**
Ma'am!
**[08:40] Luciel**
Here I come!
**[08:41] Lumina**
Hmm...
**[08:43] Luciel**
Huh?
**[08:44] Lumina**
How long have you been
using that fighting style?
**[08:46] Luciel**
Since I started in the labyrinth.
**[08:49] Lumina**
If you have no dual-wielding skill,
that's pretty reckless.
**[08:52] Luciel**
Urk.
***SIGN*** Oof
**[08:53] Lumina**
I want to see your actual abilities.
**[08:56] Lumina**
Attack me with what you learned
at the Adventurers' Guild.
**[09:00] Luciel**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:01] Luciel**
*Then it's sword and shield, I guess.*
**[09:03] Luciel**
*All right!*
**[09:05] Luciel**
Here I come!
**[09:12] Lumina**
You're leaving yourself open.
**[09:17] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
**[09:20] Luciel**
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[09:22] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic...
**[09:26] Brod**
*Listen up, Luciel.*
**[09:28] Brod**
* Most people who attack you will be*
* a lot stronger than you are.*
**[09:33] Luciel**
*I see.*
**[09:34] Brod**
* However, you have a strength*
* unknown to most combatants.*
**[09:38] Brod**
*So lay a trap for them.*
**[09:41] Brod**
*Lay a trap!*
**[09:43] Luciel**
Bring relief as from the breath of an angel.
**[09:46] Luciel**
High heal!
**[09:52] Luciel**
Yes!
**[09:53] Luciel**
Wait, what?
**[09:54] Luciel**
She's gone?
**[09:55] Lumina**
Very well done.
**[10:01] Lucy**
Wake up. Wake up!
**[10:10] Lucy**
I'm telling you to wake up!
**[10:14] Luciel**
Yeowch!
**[10:16] Luciel**
Huh?
**[10:17] Luciel**
Is this... the training yard?
**[10:20] Lucy**
It is.
**[10:21] Queena**
Lumina-sama told us to take care of you.
**[10:24] Luciel**
Is morning training over?
**[10:27] Luciel**
Thank you for waiting for me.
**[10:30] Lucy**
It's all right. I never expected
Lumina-sama would knock you out.
**[10:34] Lucy**
You really went all out, Luciel.
**[10:37] Lucy**
She doesn't go that hard on us.
**[10:41] Queena**
Yes, that was a surprise.
**[10:44] Queena**
I never thought Lumina-sama would
show a healer that much respect.
***SIGN*** Say what?
**[10:49] Luciel**
*For now, I'd better heal.*
**[10:53] Lumina**
Stop right there!
**[10:55] Lumina**
Bodyguard training is over.
The defending side wins.
**[11:01] Lumina**
Now, let's review how that went.
**[11:04] Lumina**
Does anyone have anything to say?
**[11:08] Lumina**
Elizabeth?
**[11:09] Elizabeth**
I believe the main reason
we attackers lost this time
**[11:13] Elizabeth**
was because the other side had *him*.
**[11:16] Luciel**
Huh? Me?
**[11:17] Lumina**
Exactly right.
**[11:19] Lumina**
With less than five years' experience,
**[11:22] Lumina**
Lucy's side should have
a hard time defeating Elizabeth's.
**[11:24] Lumina**
However, Luciel-kun's support
helped strengthen their defenses.
**[11:30] Lumina**
At seventeen years old,
Luciel-kun is already a level 5 healer
**[11:34] Lumina**
with holy magic affinity 7.
**[11:37] Lumina**
He's a real oddball.
**[11:42] Elizabeth**
But even for a talented healer,
that would normally be impossible!
**[11:47] Lumina**
Quit squabbling, Elizabeth.
**[11:50] Lumina**
Like I just said, Luciel-kun is an oddball.
**[11:54] Luciel**
* I wish you wouldn't say that*
* like you mean it!*
***SIGN*** ODDBALL
**[11:58] Luciel**
Calling me an oddball...
Even from you, Lumina-sama, that sounds rude!
**[12:02] Lumina**
Oh?
**[12:04] Lumina**
I even heard that just ten days after
registering at the Healers' Guild,
***SIGN*** Business Mode
**[12:08] Lumina**
you left to take room and board
at the Adventurers' Guild,
**[12:12] Lumina**
where you treated people for free
in exchange for combat training.
**[12:18] Lumina**
Are you telling me that intel is false?
**[12:21] Luciel**
*My private life has been compromised!*
***SIGN*** MASSIVE PERSONAL
DATA LEAK
**[12:24] Luciel**
*Isn't there some kind of privacy policy?!*
**[12:26] Lumina**
On top of that, I heard you were
beaten from morning till night
**[12:30] Lumina**
and earned some nicknames as a result.
**[12:32] Lumina**
Isn't that right, Luciel-kun?
**[12:35] Lumina**
The masochistic healer.
**[12:37] Lumina**
The zombie healer.
**[12:38] Lumina**
The maso-zombie healer.
**[12:41] Lumina**
With nicknames like that,
can you really say you *aren't* odd?
**[12:46] Luciel**
Please forgive me!
**[12:52] Luciel**
Even after all that training yesterday,
my skills still haven't increased.
**[12:59] Luciel**
I thought they'd have gone up by now,
but maybe this is normal.
**[13:04] Luciel**
*No! There's still more that I can do.*
**[13:06] Luciel**
* Master taught me not to get*
* distracted by the numbers.*
***SIGN*** Effort & Dedication
**[13:10] Luciel**
* If doing nothing is bringing me down,*
* then I've gotta put in more effort!*
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
***SIGN*** Swoosh
**[13:13] Luciel**
All right! I'm off to explore
and train on the sixteenth level!
**[13:17] Luciel**
Let's go!
**[13:20] Luciel**
Hey, that was quick!
**[13:21] Luciel**
Dual-wielding is off limits!
**[13:23] Luciel**
I'm going sword and shield,
Master Brod style!
**[13:30] Luciel**
And now I can equip weapons with just
a thought. This magic sack sure is handy.
**[13:35] Luciel**
All right, the magic stones...
**[13:38] Luciel**
Any way you look at it,
this has gotta be a trap.
**[13:43] Luciel**
Well, my aura coat and area barrier are
unbeatable, so let's see what the trap is.
**[13:55] Luciel**
S-So this is a thing?
**[13:57] Luciel**
Purification!
**[14:01] Luciel**
Purification!
**[14:06] Luciel**
*As usual, my level remains stuck at 1.*
**[14:09] Luciel**
*I feel pain when the undead get attacks in,*
**[14:12] Luciel**
* but these guys must still be illusions*
* that give no experience points.*
**[14:16] Luciel**
* Even so, this fighting*
* isn't totally pointless.*
**[14:20] Luciel**
*I'll just think of it as training.*
**[14:22] Luciel**
* With my delicious lunches*
* and disgusting Substance X,*
**[14:26] Luciel**
* I continued exploring the next day*
* and the day after that.*
***SIGN*** Twentieth Level
**[14:33] Luciel**
I've got a really bad feeling about this...
**[14:37] Luciel**
This has to be another boss room.
**[14:41] Luciel**
You said it's called a main chamber?
**[14:43] Luciel**
What's in the one on the twentieth level?
**[14:45] Cattleya**
I don't know. I've never even
gone inside the labyrinth.
**[14:50] Cattleya**
But it might be another guild member
who lost their life in the labyrinth.
**[14:56] Luciel**
*Oh, she looks really sad again.*
**[14:59] Luciel**
*But it's gotta be an act.*
**[15:02] Luciel**
* I mean, the undead in there*
* are just illusions.*
**[15:06] Luciel**
* For two days after that, I did runs*
* of the boss room on the tenth level*
**[15:10] Luciel**
* and kept battling the undead using*
* Master's fighting style.*
**[15:14] Luciel**
*And then...*
**[15:17] Luciel**
Yes?
**[15:21] Elizabeth**
Good morning, Luciel-san. I came to get you.
**[15:26] Luciel**
Elizabeth-san?
**[15:32] Elizabeth**
Why must I tend to such a...
such a slovenly individual?
**[15:36] Elizabeth**
Today, we'll be thoroughly schooling you
in dual-wielding technique,
**[15:40] Elizabeth**
so you'd better be ready!
**[15:42] Luciel**
Um, are you upset about something?
**[15:45] Elizabeth**
You're imagining things!
**[15:56] Luciel**
*I had no idea we'd be using real swords.*
**[15:59] Luciel**
*I'd better have high heal on tap.*
**[16:00] Ripnear**
Yah!
**[16:06] Luciel**
Whoa.
**[16:08] Lumina**
How was that?
**[16:10] Luciel**
They were both very quick and attacked
their opponent's weak spots with precision.
**[16:15] Luciel**
It also seemed like they were
thinking several steps ahead
**[16:18] Luciel**
about how to move and respond.
**[16:20] Ripnear**
Boo!
**[16:22] Lumina**
And how about the dual-wielding?
**[16:24] Luciel**
It leaves you more vulnerable
than I expected.
**[16:28] Luciel**
When you attack continuously,
it limits your movements.
**[16:31] Luciel**
But even so, you can't stop attacking.
**[16:34] Luciel**
* I guess I shouldn't have considered it*
* something to try for fun after all.*
**[16:39] Lumina**
You're up next, Luciel-kun.
**[16:41] Luciel**
All right.
**[16:44] Luciel**
Barrier.
***SIGN*** Ripnear
**[16:51] Luciel**
*I th-think I can hold her off.*
**[16:53] Luciel**
*Maybe this will work.*
**[16:56] Luciel**
*Now!*
**[17:03] Luciel**
*Oh...*
**[17:05] Luciel**
*The sky.*
***SIGN*** Ripnear
**[17:08] Lumina**
Good. Next!
***SIGN*** Elizabeth
**[17:13] Luciel**
Heal!
**[17:14] Luciel**
Hmph!
**[17:15] Luciel**
Whoa!
**[17:18] Luciel**
*I can use my size advantage!*
**[17:21] Luciel**
Huh?
**[17:25] Luciel**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[17:26] Luciel**
Wha—
**[17:28] Elizabeth**
That was a dirty move.
***SIGN*** Elizabeth
**[17:30] Luciel**
I-I surrender...
**[17:33] Luciel**
By the way, Elizabeth-san,
did you disappear?
**[17:36] Elizabeth**
I have double affinity with fire and water.
**[17:39] Luciel**
Huh?!
**[17:41] Elizabeth**
I used both my magical
affinities to create an illusion.
**[17:44] Elizabeth**
Then I left some space, put it in front
of me, and waited for an opening.
**[17:51] Luciel**
You can do that?
**[17:53] Luciel**
* Everyone's a lot more*
* experienced than I expected.*
**[17:56] Luciel**
*Their skills are really refined.*
**[17:58] Luciel**
That was very educational.
**[18:00] Elizabeth**
Of course it was!
**[18:03] ---**
Several Days Later Twentieth Level Again
**[18:07] Luciel**
*After that, under Lumina-sama's guidance,*
**[18:09] Luciel**
* I steadily absorbed my training*
* lessons with the paladin regiment.*
**[18:27] Luciel**
*The special paladin training was well worth it,*
**[18:30] Luciel**
* because it helped me clear the boss*
* room on the twentieth level.*
**[18:34] Fluna**
Dear Luciel, I appreciate your efforts.
**[18:37] Fluna**
The items left behind by the wight
you defeated this time
**[18:41] Fluna**
also once belonged to a high priest.
**[18:45] Fluna**
Together with the wight from level ten,
**[18:47] Fluna**
he entered the labyrinth over
a decade ago and lost his way.
**[18:51] Luciel**
Does that mean he passed away
in the labyrinth, became undead,
**[18:55] Luciel**
and then turned on church headquarters?
**[18:58] Cattleya**
Luciel-kun!
**[18:59] Cattleya**
Some things you just shouldn't say!
**[19:02] Fluna**
To be accurate, he turned on
the Republic of St. Shurule,
**[19:06] Fluna**
church headquarters,
and the healers' guild.
**[19:08] Fluna**
All of them, in truth.
**[19:12] Fluna**
It's already been half a century
since the underground became a labyrinth.
**[19:16] Fluna**
We don't know what caused the transformation.
**[19:20] Fluna**
Back then, it was a most lively place.
**[19:25] Fluna**
Many templars and paladins devoted
themselves to their studies.
**[19:30] Luciel**
*Huh? Wait a second.*
**[19:32] Luciel**
*The pope was alive half a century ago?*
**[19:36] Luciel**
*But she sounds so young...*
**[19:39] Fluna**
After the labyrinth manifested,
many endeavored to seal it off.
**[19:46] Fluna**
Thanks to that, we manage to prevent
monsters from spilling out even now.
**[19:52] Luciel**
Can the labyrinth be defeated?
**[19:55] Fluna**
It can.
**[19:57] Fluna**
I understand that,
by conquering the labyrinth,
**[19:59] Fluna**
it is possible to destroy
its miasma-emitting core.
**[20:04] Fluna**
It is said that will cause
the filth to dissipate,
**[20:07] Fluna**
and the labyrinth itself
will eventually disappear.
**[20:10] Fluna**
However, to this day, no one
has yet accomplished that.
**[20:14] Fluna**
On one occasion, an elite group
of templars and paladins
**[20:19] Fluna**
embarked to scour
the labyrinth at a rapid pace.
**[20:23] Luciel**
* If they were at Lumina-sama's level,*
* they should've blasted through it.*
**[20:28] Luciel**
*But they still hit a dead end?*
**[20:30] Luciel**
*Just what* is *the labyrinth?*
**[20:34] Fluna**
The miasma and foul odor of the place
gradually slowed their progress.
**[20:40] Luciel**
Sorry?
**[20:42] Luciel**
*So, basically, just because it stunk?*
**[20:47] Fluna**
And yet they pressed on
for the sake of the Church.
**[20:51] Fluna**
They were plagued
by impracticable strategies.
**[20:53] Fluna**
Many lives were sacrificed as a result.
**[20:57] Fluna**
And in the end, the entrance was sealed
so that no monsters could escape.
**[21:04] Luciel**
Is that why you're using
healers as exorcists now?
**[21:08] Fluna**
For decades now, fewer and fewer people
have been born into templar and paladin jobs.
**[21:15] Fluna**
To tell the truth, we lack
the manpower for the labyrinth.
**[21:19] Luciel**
Is that why you send healers with
purification spells to cull the undead?
**[21:24] Fluna**
Correct. To prevent zombies
from escaping the labyrinth.
**[21:29] Fluna**
That is our highest priority right now.
**[21:33] Fluna**
Dear Luciel, may I ask you to
continue exploring the labyrinth?
**[21:38] Luciel**
Yes, if I can go bit by bit.
**[21:41] Fluna**
Then is there anything else you desire?
Anything you require for your quest?
**[21:46] Luciel**
*Ooh, a reward?*
**[21:49] Luciel**
Anti-undead weapons and armor.
**[21:51] Luciel**
I may need such equipment to protect my life.
**[21:55] Fluna**
Very well. I shall have select items
prepared for you.
**[21:59] Fluna**
Ah, yes, and when you reach the healer
rank of 7, I can give you a promotion.
**[22:05] Fluna**
Come and speak with me then.
**[22:06] Luciel**
A promotion?
**[22:07] Fluna**
Good work today. I will leave the items
for your quest with Cattleya.
**[22:14] Luciel**
Your Holiness! Thank you very much.
**[22:18] Luciel**
* A promotion and a reward?*
* I'll give this all I got!*
**[22:23] Luciel**
*Let's go!*
**[23:55] Lumina**
Luciel-kun, you really are a dunce.
**[23:58] Lumina**
Sorry for saying that! I just love
the way you react, so I can't help myself.
**[24:03] Lumina**
Next time: "The Secret of Substance X."
***SIGN*** #10 The Secret of Substance X
**[24:06] Lumina**
You might actually have a talent
for turning people into sadists.
# E10 - The Secret of Substance X
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2ZJ4Q/the-secret-of-substance-x)
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**[00:02] Luciel**
Good evening!
**[00:05] Adventurer A**
A healer...
**[00:06] Adventurer B**
What does he think he's doing here?
**[00:09] Luciel**
* Maybe it's because of my robe,*
* but I can feel them all staring.*
**[00:14] Luciel**
Is the master available?
**[00:16] Luciel**
*Here, too?*
**[00:17] Master**
Hey, Luciel. What's going on?
**[00:20] Luciel**
I'd like ten barrels of Substance X, please.
**[00:23] Master**
Ten?! If you say so...
**[00:26] Luciel**
* I think they're all staring*
* for a different reason now.*
**[00:31] Master**
By the way, since you're the maso-zombie
healer, I have a favor to...
**[00:35] Master**
er, a request to ask of you.
**[00:37] Luciel**
What kind of request?
**[00:39] Master**
I'd like you to take up your trade here
like you did in Merratoni.
**[00:44] Luciel**
Unfortunately, I don't think I can
**[00:48] Luciel**
since I'm currently working
at church headquarters.
**[00:51] Master**
Hmm, then what if I request
treatment from you as an adventurer?
**[00:57] Luciel**
* If there are adventurers in trouble,*
* I should lend a hand.*
**[01:00] Luciel**
*That's what I promised in Merratoni.*
**[01:04] Luciel**
* And maybe I can repay Master Brod*
* and the others this way.*
**[01:08] Luciel**
I'm also an adventurer, after all,
**[01:10] Luciel**
so if you call on me as such,
I can accommodate.
**[01:13] Master**
Really?! All right, first, your Substance X!
**[01:16] Master**
Wait right there.
**[01:19] Luciel**
What's going on?
**[01:21] Milty**
Recently, some very high-level
monsters have been appearing.
**[01:24] Milty**
Lots of folks have suffered grave injuries.
**[01:26] Luciel**
Is that why the master is looking so down?
**[01:29] Milty**
The adventurers are like family to him.
**[01:32] Luciel**
Why don't they go to a clinic?
**[01:35] Milty**
You expect them to cough up gold
when they're terribly injured?!
**[01:38] Milty**
Do you *want* them to
become slaves or something?
**[01:41] Master**
Milty. That's enough.
**[01:43] Master**
It's hard to explain.
Will you fulfill my request?
**[01:48] Luciel**
I don't come cheap.
**[01:50] Luciel**
It'll cost one silver coin per person.
**[01:53] Luciel**
I won't charge any more than that.
My price is firm!
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** #10 The Secret of Substance X
**[03:36] Elitz**
Hey, hang in there!
**[03:38] Adventurer C**
It's too late... I'm done for...
**[03:42] Elitz**
We're out of options.
I'm taking you to a clinic.
**[03:45] Adventurer C**
Idiot... I ain't made of money.
**[03:50] Adventurer C**
I really had a blast with you guys...
**[03:53] Elitz**
Hey!
**[03:56] Elitz**
I don't care who...
Please, somebody help!
**[04:00] Master**
There's quite a few of them.
**[04:02] Master**
Can you handle it?
**[04:03] Luciel**
Yes. Let me take a look first.
**[04:06] Elitz**
Hey! What the hell're you doing here?!
**[04:08] Adventurer D**
It's one of those cold, heartless healers!
**[04:11] Adventurer**
Go to hell!
**[04:12] Elitz**
Get out of here!
**[04:13] Adventurer E**
No, kill him!
**[04:15] Luciel**
*Eek!*
**[04:16] Master**
Quiet down, you fools!
**[04:20] Master**
This guy... I mean,
this distinguished individual
**[04:24] Master**
is the very urban legend from Merratoni!
**[04:26] Master**
The maso-zombie healer!
**[04:31] Master**
He says he'll help for a single silver coin.
**[04:33] Master**
If you got a problem with that,
*you* get out of here!
**[04:36] Adventurer G**
Is he truly the legendary
maso-zombie healer?
**[04:39] Adventurer F**
So those weren't just tall tales?
**[04:41] Adventurer D**
Will you really help us for one silver coin?
**[04:44] Adventurer E**
If he's seriously the legendary maso-zombie,
we might all be saved!
**[04:48] Adventurer C**
Maso-zombie-sama...
**[04:51] Cat person B**
Maso-zombie-sama! Hurry and treat us!
**[04:54] Luciel**
Wait a—
**[04:55] Adventurers**
The masochist! The masochist!
**[04:56] Luciel**
Eh?
**[04:58] Luciel**
What?
**[04:58] Adventurers**
Zombie! Zombie!
**[05:01] Adventurers**
The masochist! The masochist!
**[05:02] Luciel**
*I don't like this one bit!*
**[05:04] Luciel**
* At this rate, I'll be stuck with*
* the zombie nickname forever!*
**[05:09] Luciel**
Please listen!
**[05:11] Luciel**
I do not wish to take work away from clinics,
**[05:14] Luciel**
so I will not be able to treat you every time,
**[05:18] Luciel**
but please don't riot or attack the clinics
for being too expensive.
**[05:22] Luciel**
I can only help out because I happened
to be here picking up Substance X.
**[05:27] Luciel**
Now, I'll treat you all with three conditions.
**[05:31] Luciel**
It's one silver coin per person.
**[05:33] Luciel**
And if someone with the church,
like the pope, the Valkyries,
**[05:38] Luciel**
or I get into trouble, I ask that
you do what you can to help.
**[05:41] Luciel**
Lastly, nicknames involving "zombie"
and "masochist" are now off-limits!
**[05:44] Luciel**
I need you to call me something
I can actually go by!
**[05:47] Luciel**
Are we clear?
**[05:49] Adventurers**
Yeah!
**[05:51] Luciel**
In that case, I'll begin the treatment.
**[05:55] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
**[05:57] Luciel**
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[05:59] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic...
**[06:02] Luciel**
Bring relief as from the breath of an angel.
**[06:05] Luciel**
Area high heal!
**[06:11] Adventurer F**
It's gone! The pain's gone!
**[06:13] Adventurer C**
All right! I'm healed!
**[06:15] Adventurer E**
Thank you, Masochist-sama!
**[06:16] Adventurer C**
Idiot! "Masochist" is off-limits!
**[06:21] Adventurer C**
So let's give him another nickname.
**[06:22] Adventurer C**
He treated us for cheap,
so how about "The Cheap Healer"?
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** The Cheap Healer
**[06:26] Adventurer D**
The Healers' Guild would
definitely veto that.
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
**[06:28] Adventurer E**
Well, they say he likes to fight,
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** The Battle-Crazed Healer
**[06:31] Adventurer E**
so how about "The Battle-Crazed Healer"?
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
**[06:32] Adventurer C**
Neither one has the right ring to it.
**[06:34] Adventurer D**
"Maso-zombie" just fits too perfectly.
**[06:37] Luciel**
* They're having a whole meeting*
* about my nickname...*
**[06:40] Adventurer**
He's real distinguished,
so maybe "The Saint"?
***SIGN*** The Saint
**[06:42] Adventurer C**
He's young, though. That's so stuffy.
**[06:44] Luciel**
*It's definitely stuffy.*
**[06:46] Adventurer**
How about "Weirdo Healer"?
***SIGN*** Weirdo Healer
**[06:47] Luciel**
*That's no better than "masochist"!*
**[06:49] Adventurer C**
I've got it! He's weird,
but he's also like a saint.
***SIGN*** Weird Saint
**[06:55] Adventurer C**
So "St. Weirdo"!
***SIGN*** St. Weirdo
**[06:56] Luciel**
*Excuse me?!*
**[06:58] Adventurers**
That's the one!
**[06:59] Adventurers**
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo! Let's hear it for...
***SIGN*** St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
**[07:02] Adventurers**
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
**[07:05] Luciel**
*Hey! What kind of cheer is that?!*
**[07:08] Luciel**
*Adventurers are so bad at giving nicknames!*
**[07:11] Cat person B**
"Maso-zombie" still has
the best ring to it, though.
**[07:14] Adventurer**
Tell me about it.
**[07:15] Luciel**
*Gong!*
***SIGN*** Gong...
**[07:21] Luciel**
Good morning.
**[07:23] Cattleya**
Oh, good morning.
**[07:25] Cattleya**
You're later than usual.
**[07:27] Luciel**
Yeah, I went to see the Valkyries off
since they've been helping me out.
**[07:34] (Flashback) Lumina**
What's all this fanfare?
**[07:36] (Flashback) Lucy**
Crowds don't usually
come out for us like this.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Crowd**
Go for it! Just like Masochist-sama!
**[07:42] (Flashback) Crowd**
Like St. Weirdo!
**[07:43] (Flashback) Crowd**
Like Zombie-sama!
**[07:44] (Flashback) Crowd**
Just like St. Weirdo!
**[07:53] Cattleya**
So you're heading to the labyrinth now?
**[07:56] Cattleya**
Will you be returning around the usual time?
**[07:58] Luciel**
Actually, I'm thinking about
staying there for a while.
**[08:02] Cattleya**
I can't allow you do to
something that dangerous!
**[08:04] Luciel**
But I really only come back to sleep.
I have plenty of food in my magic sack.
**[08:10] Cattleya**
That isn't the issue!
**[08:12] Luciel**
It'll be fine. If I defeat
the monsters in the main chamber,
**[08:15] Luciel**
there aren't any more until I open the door.
**[08:20] Cattleya**
In that case, just be sure
to return here once a week.
**[08:24] Cattleya**
And don't overdo it.
I don't want to see you dead.
**[08:29] Luciel**
You got it!
**[08:30] Luciel**
My mottos are "make it out alive"
**[08:33] Luciel**
and "don't die!"
**[08:38] Cattleya**
Then take care. See you soon.
**[08:40] Luciel**
Yeah. I'm off now!
**[08:44] Cattleya**
*Don't you die on me, Luciel-kun.*
**[08:49] Luciel**
Heya, I'm back!
**[08:51] Cattleya**
Already?! It hasn't even been a week yet!
**[08:54] Luciel**
Huh?
**[08:55] Cattleya**
Well, I'm glad to see you're safe.
**[08:58] Luciel**
My internal clock must be off.
**[09:00] Cattleya**
Oh, that's right. I have
your new weapons and armor,
**[09:04] Cattleya**
as well as some magical items from the pope.
**[09:06] Luciel**
For real?
***SIGN*** Paladin's Armor
**[09:15] Luciel**
Ooh, this is so cool!
**[09:18] Cattleya**
There's also this.
***SIGN*** Angel's Pillow
**[09:21] Luciel**
A pillow?
**[09:22] Cattleya**
It's an angel's pillow.
**[09:24] Cattleya**
It helps you sleep soundly so
you're fully refreshed the next day.
**[09:27] Luciel**
Wow!
**[09:29] Cattleya**
So, what will you do for the rest of the day?
**[09:31] Luciel**
I'm going to go buy some food
and then head back in.
**[09:34] Cattleya**
I know I keep saying this,
but don't overdo it.
**[09:37] Cattleya**
And be sure to come back within one week.
**[09:40] Luciel**
Understood!
**[09:44] Master**
I thought you'd be back.
**[09:47] Master**
Isn't today St. Weirdo's free day?
**[09:50] Luciel**
St. Weirdo's free day?
**[09:52] Master**
Yeah. I reckoned you'd be out of Substance X,
**[09:55] Master**
and you mentioned you get one day off a week.
**[09:57] Luciel**
I'm surprised you remembered.
**[09:59] Master**
If I couldn't remember that much, I wouldn't
be worth my weight as guild master.
**[10:03] Luciel**
So why are you always in the kitchen?
**[10:07] Master**
I enjoy it!
**[10:08] Luciel**
I see...
**[10:10] Luciel**
Oh, right. May I ask you
to send another letter?
**[10:13] Master**
Yeah, sure, sure.
**[10:15] Luciel**
*I haven't gotten any responses yet, though.*
**[10:17] Adventurer**
Oh, it's St. Weirdo.
**[10:20] Adventurer C**
Today after healing, you're
joining a mock battle, right?
**[10:23] Adventurer D**
Nice! I can show St. Weirdo how
much the training has helped me.
**[10:27] Adventurer E**
Whatever we call him, there's no
way I'm gonna lose to a healer.
**[10:30] Adventurer C; D; E**
Yeah!
**[10:31] Luciel**
* I guess that St. Weirdo thing*
* is gonna stick...*
**[10:34] Master**
They're all worked up
since they get to fight you.
**[10:38] Luciel**
Is that right?
**[10:39] Master**
Since they've been training
and practicing more,
**[10:42] Master**
the number of deaths and failed
missions has dropped sharply.
**[10:45] Luciel**
I'm very glad to hear that.
**[10:47] Master**
To prepare for this day, they've
all been taking high-ranking jobs
**[10:50] Master**
and fighting strong monsters.
It's been nothing but good news.
**[10:53] Elitz**
Look, it's St. Weirdo.
**[10:56] Luciel**
Oh, Elitz-dono.
**[10:58] Master**
You getting buddy-buddy with A-ranks?
**[11:00] Elitz**
Yeah, ever since this
guy treated my injuries.
**[11:03] Luciel**
Well, you've also taught me
a lot since then.
**[11:07] Elitz**
How about that physical
enhancement skill I showed you?
**[11:10] Luciel**
That's still difficult for me.
**[11:12] Luciel**
I have to focus my magic
and quickly circulate it through my body...
**[11:17] Luciel**
Physical enhancement!
**[11:21] Luciel**
But it isn't as easy as it sounds.
**[11:25] Elitz**
Yeah, even though your
magic control skill is so high.
**[11:28] Elitz**
Also, are you still stuck at level 1?
**[11:32] Elitz**
That doesn't seem right.
**[11:34] Luciel**
It's because I haven't defeated any monsters.
**[11:36] Luciel**
*I mean, I have, but they were all illusions.*
**[11:40] Elitz**
Man, what a waste!
**[11:42] Elitz**
If you can fight that well,
you'd be a real diamond in the rough!
**[11:47] Milty**
St. Weirdo!
**[11:48] Milty**
Everyone's ready for their treatment.
**[11:50] Luciel**
Okay! I'm on my way.
**[11:56] Luciel**
Purification!
**[11:57] Luciel**
Recover!
**[11:59] Luciel**
Dispel!
**[12:00] Luciel**
Area high heal!
**[12:05] Luciel**
Okay, all done!
**[12:07] Luciel**
Everyone feels better now, right?
**[12:09] Adventurers**
Yes! Thank you very much!
**[12:12] Luciel**
Okay, if any of you have news of Merratoni
**[12:14] Luciel**
or word about the Valkyrie paladin
regiment, raise your hand.
**[12:18] Cat person B**
I do!
**[12:19] Cat person B**
I've heard that the Valkyries are all safe.
**[12:22] Luciel**
Phew. That's good.
**[12:24] Adventurer G**
But I heard that there were
deaths among the templars.
**[12:28] Adventurer D**
Over here! I know something about Merratoni.
**[12:32] Luciel**
Go ahead.
**[12:33] Adventurer D**
I've heard that the Whirlwind
is out of control.
**[12:35] Luciel**
The Whirlwind?!
**[12:36] Adventurer D**
He keeps kidnapping adventurers and
dragging them to his training hall.
**[12:41] Luciel**
Master Brod!
**[12:43] Adventurer E**
Hey, I heard that he used to
be focused on one disciple,
**[12:46] Adventurer E**
so things were okay then.
**[12:48] Adventurer D**
But then that disciple left and now
other adventurers are taking the heat.
**[12:52] Luciel**
*Sorry, guys...*
**[12:54] Adventurer C**
Then there's that bear chef!
**[12:56] Luciel**
*Bear chef?*
**[12:57] Adventurer C**
He isn't just making
people drink Substance X.
**[12:59] Adventurer C**
He's been inventing new recipes
with it to make people eat!
**[13:03] Luciel**
*Gulgar-san, what are you thinking?*
**[13:06] Adventurer A**
Oh, and another thing. A receptionist at
the Adventurers' Guild is getting married.
**[13:12] Adventurer A**
Actually, multiple receptionists are.
**[13:14] Luciel**
What was that? Tell me more.
**[13:16] Adventurer A**
Well, it sounds like the guys
who captured the receptionists' hearts
**[13:19] Adventurer A**
are A-rank beastfolk
adventurers or something.
**[13:22] Luciel**
But who? Which receptionists?!
**[13:25] Adventurers**
Um, I don't actually know.
**[13:27] Luciel**
Who is it?!
**[13:28] Luciel**
*"Multiple" means at least two of them!*
**[13:30] Luciel**
*So who and who else?!*
**[13:32] Luciel**
* If they're marrying beastfolk,*
* could one of them be Nanaella-san?*
**[13:36] Luciel**
* Now that I think of it, is this why*
* they haven't responded to my letters?*
**[13:41] Luciel**
*Huh?!*
**[13:44] Luciel**
*At least...*
**[13:46] Luciel**
* At the very least,*
* please invite me to the wedding.*
**[13:51] Luciel**
* It's been half a year since*
* I beat the level twenty boss.*
**[13:55] Luciel**
Area high heal!
**[14:01] Luciel**
Phew. Looks like a total victory this time.
**[14:05] Luciel**
* Thanks to all my training, I finally*
* vanquished the boss on the thirtieth level.*
**[14:13] Cattleya**
I'm so glad you're all right.
**[14:15] Cattleya**
Thank you for coming back to me alive.
**[14:17] Luciel**
Please... This is embarrassing.
**[14:21] Cattleya**
You really did an amazing job this time.
**[14:23] Cattleya**
You earned 426,549 points.
**[14:27] Luciel**
So that robe I bought the other day
after five trips to the labyrinth...
**[14:30] Luciel**
I could afford another one of those?
**[14:33] Cattleya**
You sure could.
**[14:34] Cattleya**
And if you have points left over, you might
think about stocking up on magic potions.
**[14:38] Luciel**
Good idea.
**[14:40] Cattleya**
Your magic sack can fit as many as you want,
so it wouldn't hurt to have them.
**[14:44] Luciel**
I depend on magic for most fights,
so that could be a real lifesaver.
**[14:48] Luciel**
Just this run, I would've been
in trouble without area high heal.
**[14:52] Cattleya**
What? You're so young
and you can use area high heal?
**[14:55] Cattleya**
Luciel-kun, have you
been lying about your age?
**[14:58] Luciel**
The first time I visited
the Healers' Guild at age fifteen,
**[15:01] Luciel**
I didn't even know how to use heal.
**[15:04] Cattleya**
Then have you gotten your hands
on some kind of strange drug?
**[15:08] Luciel**
Huh? No, that's not even...
**[15:10] Luciel**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Substance X
**[15:11] Cattleya**
Well then, when you make your report to
the pope, you can come clean and repent.
**[15:17] Luciel**
Okay.
***SIGN*** D
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**[15:18] Luciel**
Maybe I can at least learn something about
all this Substance X I've been drinking...
**[15:24] Pope**
You mean to say you've already
reached the thirtieth level on your own?
**[15:30] Pope**
I must say, I never expected this.
**[15:33] Pope**
I applaud your efforts.
**[15:35] Pope**
It seems your magic powers have also grown
**[15:38] Pope**
much more powerful since we first met.
**[15:41] Cattleya**
I have a report to make regarding that.
**[15:44] Cattleya**
He's apparently been drinking a beverage
called Substance X for two and a half years.
**[15:49] Luciel**
This is it.
**[15:51] Cattleya & Pope**
Gross!
**[15:53] Cattleya**
Put that away immediately!
**[15:54] Luciel**
A-All right!
**[15:55] Cattleya**
Is it poison?
**[15:56] Luciel**
N-No.
**[15:58] Luciel**
*Maybe I should cast purification anyway...*
**[16:01] Luciel**
It's not poison. It's something
they serve at the Adventurers' Guild.
**[16:06] Luciel**
They say it's produced when you cast magic
on a special item crafted by a sage.
**[16:11] Pope**
At the Adventurers' Guild?
**[16:13] Pope**
Wait. What is the name of this drink?
**[16:16] Luciel**
I know it as Substance X.
**[16:19] Luciel**
It's something they force
new adventurer's to consume.
**[16:22] Pope**
Hmm. I believe it was originally created
to awaken people's latent talents.
**[16:28] Pope**
It's made from medicinal herbs,
dragon's heart, and spirit water,
**[16:33] Pope**
and crafted into a pill.
**[16:35] Luciel**
*A pill? That'd be much easier to take.*
**[16:38] Pope**
A sage claimed to have developed
**[16:40] Pope**
a magical device to replicate
the recipe at any time.
**[16:45] Pope**
But what came out instead was a liquid,
so he renamed it.
**[16:50] Luciel**
Why?
**[16:51] Pope**
I believe it was called Substance X
when it was in pill form,
**[16:57] Pope**
but the liquid version of it
was so unpalatable
**[17:00] Pope**
that its creator changed its name to...
***SIGN*** God's Lament
**[17:04] Pope**
God's Lament.
**[17:06] Luciel**
It certainly tastes horrible.
**[17:08] Luciel**
I would believe even God
would lament its flavor.
**[17:11] Luciel**
I drink three mugs a day after my meals,
**[17:13] Luciel**
and I've been doing so for two and half years.
**[17:17] Cattleya**
Huh?
**[17:18] Pope**
Is that the truth?
**[17:20] Luciel**
Yes. Life in this world is so fragile,
**[17:23] Luciel**
so I felt I should do
whatever I could to survive.
**[17:26] Pope**
Hmm.
**[17:27] Luciel**
There are no side effects and just drinking
it makes you strong, so how could I not?
**[17:32] Pope**
I see now.
**[17:34] Pope**
Your efforts and that hardship
are what have allowed you to grow so.
**[17:39] Cattleya**
I can't believe you can drink that sludge.
**[17:41] Cattleya**
Pretty impressive, Luciel-kun.
**[17:43] Luciel**
Cattleya-san?
**[17:45] Pope**
So, Luciel, will you tell me what kinds
of monsters you encountered this time?
**[17:50] Luciel**
Yes. There were three wights
and five ghost knights.
**[17:54] Luciel**
I evaded them, eventually
defeating them with area high heal.
**[17:57] Pope**
You're able to use that at your age?
**[18:00] Pope**
You may yet become a sage yourself one day.
**[18:04] Luciel**
I will do my best.
**[18:05] Pope**
Now then, bring me the items
the monsters dropped.
**[18:13] Pope**
Oh, these are from... those three girls.
**[18:16] Luciel**
*What three girls?*
**[18:18] Pope**
That is all for today.
**[18:20] Pope**
I will deliver your reward
to Cattleya in good time.
**[18:23] Pope**
Do continue to explore the labyrinth.
**[18:35] Luciel**
Good morning!
**[18:37] Cattleya**
Luciel-kun? Morning.
**[18:41] Cattleya**
The pope sent this letter.
**[18:44] Luciel**
What is it?
**[18:45] Cattleya**
It details the effects of God's Lament,
also known as Substance X.
**[18:50] Luciel**
Wow. I'll read it later in the labyrinth.
**[18:54] Luciel**
I'm off.
**[18:56] Cattleya**
Um, Luciel-kun?
**[18:58] Luciel**
Yes?
**[18:59] Cattleya**
Good luck.
**[19:01] Cattleya**
If you're ever having a hard time,
I'll be here for you.
**[19:04] Luciel**
Sure. Thanks a lot.
**[19:10] Luciel**
Now then, what's it say?
**[19:12] Luciel**
"This is a direct reproduction of the notes
on God's Lament, also known as Substance X.
**[19:20] Luciel**
Humans have three major primal urges.
**[19:22] Luciel**
They desire sleep, they desire food,
and they desire sex.
**[19:26] Luciel**
But those desires tend to wane
in those who devote themselves to the Church.
**[19:31] Luciel**
I thought this medicine could be as a beacon to such devotees
**[19:34] Luciel**
to prevent them from losing
the joys of living.
**[19:38] Luciel**
It has the effect of amplifying
the three primal urges.
**[19:42] Luciel**
It also produced some unexpected side effects.
**[19:45] Luciel**
It seems to protect the body from various
maladies, revitalize cells while sleeping,
**[19:50] Luciel**
and facilitate skill growth as well."
**[19:54] Luciel**
Wow, Substance X is this amazing?
**[19:58] Luciel**
"However, a tragedy occurred.
**[20:02] Luciel**
There was a wave of criticism
due to its unbearably bad smell.
**[20:05] Luciel**
It was deemed unfit for the Church
and slated for disposal.
***SIGN*** Out!
***SIGN*** Gong!
**[20:09] Luciel**
Yet this medicine was the reason
I was allowed to become a sage.
**[20:14] Luciel**
So I asked the Adventurers' Guild
headquarters if I could leave it with them.
**[20:18] Luciel**
If any beginners are curious about the effects,
I'd like it to be available for them to drink.
**[20:22] Luciel**
I pray that this God's Lament may one day
become the item that saves the world."
**[20:30] Luciel**
Huh. What's on this other page?
**[20:34] Luciel**
The results of a study
on Substance X's effects, huh?
***SIGN*** Desire to Sleep
***SIGN*** Desire for Sex
***SIGN*** Desire to Eat
**[20:39] Luciel**
The actual effect of Substance X
is increasing one of the three primal urges
***SIGN*** Desire to Sleep
***SIGN*** Desire for Sex
**[20:45] Luciel**
and transforming that energy to enhance
one's overall physical ability.
**[20:52] Luciel**
That's a pretty big secret.
So it sacrifices a primal urge, eh?
**[20:57] Luciel**
Come to think of it...
***SIGN*** Desire to eat
**[20:59] Luciel**
I've got an appetite.
***SIGN*** Desire to sleep
**[21:02] Luciel**
I love to sleep.
***SIGN*** Desire for sex
**[21:06] Luciel**
And sexual desire... Wait, sexual desire?
***SIGN*** Sexual
**[21:11] Luciel**
Sexual desire...
***SIGN*** Sexual Desire
**[21:14] Luciel**
Now that I think about it, I've got none.
**[21:22] Luciel**
Absolutely none! Not any at all!
**[21:25] Luciel**
Wait, was that because she felt sorry for me?!
**[21:28] Luciel**
Does she basically think
I'm impotent or something?!
**[21:32] Luciel**
Like I'm already in celibate sage mode?!
***SIGN*** I'm in sage mode?!
**[21:34] Luciel**
I mean, this world is full of babes.
**[21:37] Luciel**
But I've never once felt
turned on around them!
**[21:41] Luciel**
S-Still, even if I haven't been turned on,
**[21:43] Luciel**
they've definitely caught my eye before.
**[21:46] Luciel**
Absolutely. Definitely. So I'm okay.
**[21:49] Luciel**
I'm... totally okay.
**[21:52] Luciel**
Okay.
**[21:54] Luciel**
Once I make it through the labyrinth,
I'm going to fall in love!
**[21:57] Luciel**
Oh yeah!
**[22:00] Luciel**
Except I still haven't gotten responses
to any of my letters...
**[22:09] Luciel**
Training! Training!
**[22:12] Luciel**
It's training time!
**[22:14] Luciel**
All for my future!
**[23:55] Pope**
Oh, dear Luciel.
**[23:58] Pope**
You drank all that Substance X
and now have zero sex drive?
**[24:02] Pope**
Next time: "Trouble in St. Shurule."
***SIGN*** #11 Trouble in St. Shurule
**[24:05] Pope**
At this rate, you might
change jobs and become a sage.
# E11 - Trouble in St. Shurule
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJ2DP/trouble-in-st-shurule)
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**[00:03] Luciel**
* It's been a month since I learned*
* the truth about Substance X.*
**[00:06] Luciel**
* In that time, I've explored all the way from*
* the thirty-first to the fortieth floor.*
**[00:11] Luciel**
* I started encountering monsters*
* I've never seen before,*
**[00:15] Luciel**
* and I eventually made it*
* to the fortieth-floor boss battle.*
**[00:20] Luciel**
Or, at least, that was the plan...
**[00:22] Luciel**
But something about it gave me
a bad feeling, you know?
**[00:26] Luciel**
Maybe I can gather more info about
the undead at the Adventurers' Guild.
**[00:33] Luciel**
Wha—? Oh.
**[00:41] Luciel**
Um, what's wrong, little one?
Did you want to talk to me?
**[00:47] Luciel**
*This is bad.*
**[00:48] Luciel**
* If I'm spotted with a girl this young, I might*
* get stuck with another nasty nickname!*
***SIGN*** Reported!
**[00:54] Luciel**
Welp, why don't we go on inside?
**[01:02] Nanaella**
Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild...
**[01:05] Monika**
St. Weirdo Luciel-sama!
**[01:08] Nanaella & Monika**
We've been waiting for you!
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** #11 Trouble in St. Shurule
**[02:45] Luciel**
Nanaella-san? Monika-san?
**[02:48] Nanaella & Monika**
Yes!
**[02:49] Luciel**
What are you two doing here?
**[02:53] Adventurer 1**
All hands! All hands!
**[02:55] Adventurer 1**
St. Weirdo is here!
**[02:57] Adventurer 1**
Bring in the injured from the streets!
**[02:59] Adventurer 2**
Everyone's gonna be saved now!
**[03:01] Luciel**
Huh? Huh?
**[03:02] Luciel**
Hey! Hold on a minute!
**[03:04] Luciel**
I wasn't done talking to them!
**[03:09] Luciel**
Cure!
**[03:11] Luciel**
Recover!
**[03:12] Luciel**
Dispel!
**[03:16] Milty**
St. Weirdo, over here as well.
**[03:18] Luciel**
Please wait a minute.
**[03:22] Luciel**
That beastfolk child over there
came to me for help out front.
**[03:26] Luciel**
Would you see what she has to say?
**[03:29] Milty**
All right.
**[03:30] Luciel**
Thank you.
**[03:34] Luciel**
*Monika-san, Nanaella-san...*
**[03:38] Luciel**
*Why did you come all the way to the capital?*
**[03:43] Luciel**
*Could it be...?*
**[03:51] Luciel**
* They're here to tell me*
* they're getting married?!*
**[03:53] Luciel**
*Congratulations?!*
**[03:58] Luciel**
*No... I'm not gonna cry yet!*
**[04:02] Adventurers**
I'm better!
**[04:04] Adventurers**
It doesn't hurt anymore!
**[04:05] Luciel**
All done.
**[04:07] Milty**
St. Weirdo?
**[04:09] Milty**
Would you mind hurrying
to the slums with this girl?
**[04:15] Luciel**
Um, is it urgent?
**[04:18] Milty**
Yes.
**[04:19] Nanaella**
Luciel-kun.
**[04:20] Nanaella**
We'll go with you.
**[04:22] Monika**
We've got to hurry!
**[04:24] Luciel**
But isn't it dangerous?
**[04:26] Master**
The slums, huh?
**[04:27] Luciel**
Master?
**[04:28] Master**
I'll go with you.
**[04:30] Luciel**
I'm sure it'll be safer with you there.
**[04:33] Luciel**
We're counting on you!
**[04:38] Luciel**
*What a stench.*
**[04:40] Luciel**
*Is it the smell of death?*
**[04:43] Luciel**
*There are puddles of blood everywhere.*
**[04:53] Luciel**
What happened here?
**[04:55] Master**
We heard they're representatives from
the Independent City-State of Yenice.
**[04:59] Nanaella**
When they got close to the border,
they were attacked by a big group of thieves.
**[05:04] Monika**
Since there's so many of them,
we can't take them all to a clinic.
**[05:10] Luciel**
So she came to the Adventurers'
Guild to ask for help...
**[05:18] Luciel**
Are you all right?
**[05:21] Luciel**
*He's standing up while unconscious?*
**[05:24] Luciel**
I-I guess I'll use area high heal.
**[05:28] Nanaella**
Luciel-kun!
**[05:34] Luciel**
Ow!
**[05:37] Luciel**
* I'm gonna die... I'm gonna die!*
* I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!*
**[05:40] Luciel**
*Again? In a place like this?*
**[05:44] Luciel**
*No! I'm not the same man I was then.*
**[05:50] Luciel**
God, that hurts!
**[05:53] Luciel**
Damn it, I'll heal all of you!
**[05:55] Luciel**
Area high heal!
**[06:11] Nanaella**
Luciel-kun, are you okay?
**[06:13] Monika**
He just stabbed you!
**[06:14] Master**
St. Weirdo, I'm sorry.
**[06:17] Master**
I never thought anyone would attack you.
**[06:19] Luciel**
He didn't seem threatening.
Got me before I knew it...
**[06:22] Luciel**
No way we could've seen that coming.
**[06:25] Luciel**
I bet he was instinctively trying
to protect the other beastfolk.
**[06:32] Luciel**
Purification!
**[06:33] Luciel**
Recover!
**[06:39] Luciel**
That should cover the healing for now.
**[06:43] Luciel**
* The guy who stabbed me...*
* Is he that girl's father?*
**[06:49] Luciel**
*Well, I'm glad they're okay.*
**[06:52] Slum dweller 1**
Excuse me!
**[06:55] Slum dweller 1**
We beg you!
**[06:56] Slum dweller 1**
Please help the residents here too!
**[06:59] Luciel**
Erm...
**[07:01] Luciel**
*What's with the Japanese-style kowtowing?*
**[07:05] Master**
These are the folks
who live here in the slums.
**[07:07] Luciel**
All I can really do is treat injuries.
**[07:11] Nanaella**
Luciel-kun, are you going
to treat them for free?
**[07:14] Luciel**
Well, there are rules,
so I can't just do it for free.
**[07:20] Luciel**
* I decided to treat the residents,*
* but I did it under the pretext of "charity."*
**[07:26] Luciel**
* Then I purified the area that*
* was the source of their plague.*
**[07:29] Luciel**
* I explained to them that*
* I wouldn't always be able to do so*
**[07:33] Luciel**
* and lectured them on*
* the importance of public safety*
**[07:35] Luciel**
*and the necessity of regular cleaning*
**[07:37] Luciel**
* to prevent people from*
* getting injured and sick.*
**[07:41] Slum dwellers**
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
**[07:45] Slum dwellers**
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
St. Weirdo! St. Weirdo!
**[07:46] Luciel**
* But who the heck told them*
* to call me "St. Weirdo"?*
***SIGN*** Holy Capital of Shurule, City Center
**[07:56] Luciel**
Sorry to get you caught up in that after
you came all the way to the capital.
**[08:01] Monika**
It's okay.
**[08:02] Nanaella**
But I wish you would think
a little more about yourself.
**[08:06] Nanaella**
I was really shaken when
you got stabbed like that.
**[08:11] Luciel**
* Man, it feels great to have someone*
* care about me! I'm so happy!*
**[08:15] Luciel**
* This might give me the boost I need*
* to fight the boss on the fortieth level.*
***SIGN*** Touched...
**[08:19] Luciel**
*Must be a surprise from Monster Luck-sensei.*
**[08:22] Monster Luck-sensei**
Sure has been a while, boy!
**[08:25] Monika**
Luciel-kun?
**[08:27] Luciel**
Ah! S-Sorry!
**[08:28] Luciel**
By the way, what brings you two to the capital?
**[08:32] Luciel**
I bet the guild's got it rough
without its receptionists.
**[08:35] Monika**
I'm sure you're right, especially now
that two of them are getting married.
**[08:40] Nanaella**
Right.
**[08:41] Luciel**
*M-Married...*
**[08:42] Nanaella**
So we decided to visit the capital
before things get really busy.
**[08:47] Luciel**
U-Um... So who exactly is getting married?
**[08:51] Nanaella & Monika**
Huh?
**[08:52] Nanaella**
It's Melina-san and Mernell-san.
**[08:54] Luciel**
Huh?
**[08:55] Monika**
But we told you that in our letters.
Right, Nana-chan?
**[08:59] Nanaella**
Yeah.
**[09:01] Luciel**
You've both been sending me letters?
**[09:02] Monika**
W-Well, yes.
**[09:04] Luciel**
I kept writing to you
but never got a response,
**[09:07] Luciel**
so I thought maybe you didn't want
them and I should stop writing.
**[09:11] Nanaella & Monika**
Huh?
**[09:12] Monika**
We haven't received a single
letter from you, though!
**[09:17] Luciel**
Does that mean Master Brod
didn't get any either?
**[09:20] Monika**
I think he did. He seemed
really happy about it.
**[09:24] Nanaella**
But that was the only one
that came, wasn't it?
**[09:29] Master**
Ah, sorry, sorry.
**[09:31] Master**
I always party after I'm done with work.
**[09:34] Master**
I've still got your letters. I just
forgot to have them sent, darn it.
**[09:38] Luciel**
*What do you mean you "forgot," darn it?!*
**[09:43] Elitz**
By the way, St. Weirdo...
**[09:44] Luciel**
Oh, Elitz-dono.
**[09:47] Elitz**
Which one of these ladies is your girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Girlfriend
**[09:52] Luciel**
Huh?!
**[09:53] Luciel**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
**[09:55] Adventurer 1**
Those are the renowned receptionist babes
from Merratoni, right?
**[09:59] Adventurer 2**
They've been with him the whole time
he was healing. Even in the slums!
**[10:02] Adventurer 1**
Seriously?! You think
he's dating both of them?
**[10:05] Adventurer 3**
How does a guy with a nickname
like *that* get so lucky?
**[10:08] Luciel**
*What's that supposed to mean?!*
**[10:10] Luciel**
*I mean, I never ask to be called that!*
**[10:14] Luciel**
These ladies are the reason
I was able to become a healer.
**[10:18] Luciel**
They're very dear to me.
**[10:20] Luciel**
Thanks to their support, I was able
to keep all that Substance X down
**[10:25] Luciel**
and survive Master Brod's training,
and that's no exaggeration.
**[10:29] Elitz**
B-Brod?!
**[10:31] Adventurer 1 & 2**
B-Brod? You mean the Whirlwind?
**[10:36] Luciel**
Now then, how long do you plan on staying?
**[10:39] Monika**
We'll be here three nights.
**[10:41] Luciel**
I-In that case, I'd like to spend as much
time with you as possible!
**[10:47] Nanaella & Monika**
Sure!
**[10:49] Nanaella & Monika**
In that case...
**[10:52] Luciel**
Huh?
**[10:53] Luciel**
Huh?
**[10:55] Monika**
We just heard from the receptionist here...
**[10:58] Nanaella**
There are some injured
folks in the training hall.
**[11:00] Monika**
So, time for work!
**[11:02] Luciel**
B-But you traveled all this way...
Is this really what you want to do?
**[11:06] Nanaella**
Of course!
**[11:07] Monika**
Because we'll be with you!
**[11:13] Master**
Ah, to be young...
**[11:15] Luciel**
*One thing led to the next,*
**[11:17] Luciel**
* and we didn't really do anything*
* special during their visit.*
**[11:21] Luciel**
*We just treated adventurers.*
**[11:23] Luciel**
* As an apology for the letters, the master*
* held a huge party for everyone.*
**[11:29] Luciel**
* And before we knew it, it was time*
* for them to leave the capital.*
**[11:35] Luciel**
I'm so happy that you came to visit!
**[11:38] Nanaella**
And we're really happy we
got to see you doing so well.
**[11:42] Monika**
Yeah.
**[11:45] Luciel**
Next time, I'll try to come visit you instead.
**[11:49] Nanaella & Monika**
I can't wait!
**[11:53] Nanaella**
We synced!
**[11:57] Luciel**
* I feel like their visit gave me energy*
* to keep fighting through the labyrinth.*
**[12:00] Luciel**
*The energy to do my absolute best.*
**[12:04] Luciel**
*I look forward to the day we can meet again.*
***SIGN*** Japanese-style kowtowing
**[12:17] Luciel**
Um, would you please stand up now?
**[12:21] Luciel**
The stab wound has already healed completely.
**[12:24] Orga**
I can't possibly! You're such
an esteemed, high-ranking healer!
**[12:28] Orga**
There's absolutely no excuse
for me injuring you!
**[12:31] Orga**
I could give my life
and it still wouldn't be enough!
**[12:34] Luciel**
No, that really isn't necessary!
**[12:36] Luciel**
Thankfully, we were able to save your life,
so don't throw it away.
***SIGN*** Touched
**[12:43] Orga**
St. Weirdo!
**[12:47] Luciel**
Oh, is that right?
**[12:48] Luciel**
You came all this way because you want
to found a Healers' Guild in Yenice?
**[12:52] Orga**
Thanks to you, our meeting
with the pope went very well.
**[12:57] Orga**
We were only able to do this
because you saved our lives.
**[13:02] Orga**
We really cannot thank you enough!
**[13:04] Luciel**
No, not at all! It was truly nothing.
**[13:07] Orga**
No, hardly!
**[13:08] Luciel**
No, truly! I insist!
**[13:09] Orga**
No, it was really and truly...
**[13:11] Luciel**
Ah!
**[13:13] Luciel**
Oh, it's you.
**[13:15] Orga**
H-Hey, Sheila!
**[13:17] Orga**
St. Weirdo, I apologize
for my daughter's behavior.
**[13:20] Luciel**
No need to worry. It's perfectly fine.
**[13:24] Luciel**
*I wonder if this girl...*
**[13:27] Orga**
Long ago, my daughter's vocal cords
were damaged in an accident.
**[13:32] Luciel**
Oh, I see.
**[13:36] Luciel**
Sheila-chan, you're a hero
for saving all these people.
**[13:46] Luciel**
Never let fate hold you back.
Keep doing your best!
**[13:56] Orga**
St. Weirdo, did you say something?
**[14:01] Luciel**
It was just a little blessing.
**[14:04] Luciel**
*Extra heal.*
**[14:06] Luciel**
* I haven't mastered it yet,*
* so it might have no effect,*
**[14:10] Luciel**
* but I hope it helps Sheila-chan regain*
* at least a little of her voice.*
**[14:21] Lumina**
I see. So you've made it all the way
to the main chamber of the fortieth floor.
***SIGN*** Valkyrie Paladin Regiment Training Grounds
**[14:25] Luciel**
But when I think about the tough
enemy waiting there for me,
**[14:29] Luciel**
I'm worried I might not
be ready to fight him yet.
**[14:32] Lumina**
You're a coward.
**[14:34] Lumina**
Though I don't think that's
necessarily a bad thing.
**[14:38] Lumina**
When exploring the labyrinth,
you put your life on the line.
**[14:41] Lumina**
If you're feeling unsure,
why don't we spar some more?
**[14:43] Luciel**
What? You mean it?
**[14:45] Lumina**
It's almost been a year since you
came to headquarters, Luciel-kun.
**[14:50] Lumina**
I want to see how much
you've improved since then.
**[14:56] Luciel**
All right.
**[15:02] Luciel**
Thanks for doing this with me!
**[15:09] Luciel**
* Even using my physical enhancement skill,*
* it takes everything I have to defend.*
**[15:13] Luciel**
*Lumina-san really is amazing.*
**[15:15] Luciel**
*So I'm gonna have to try something unorthodox*
**[15:18] Luciel**
*if I want to win!*
**[15:24] Luciel**
Uh...
**[15:27] Luciel**
*I bet she's gonna be mad about that.*
**[15:32] Lumina**
You managed to surprise me, Luciel-kun.
**[15:36] Lumina**
I had no idea you'd become this strong.
**[15:42] Lumina**
Why don't you try attacking me
this time, Luciel-kun?
**[15:45] Luciel**
Here I come!
**[15:52] Lumina**
In less than a year, you've
already gotten lots better.
**[15:57] Lumina**
But you probably still shouldn't try
to fight super strong opponents yet.
**[16:02] Luciel**
Thanks for the advice. I have
a better idea of how to proceed now.
**[16:07] Lumina**
Keep your eyes on the prize
and do your best, 'kay?
**[16:12] Luciel**
Can I ask why you've gotten
so much more casual with me, Lumina-san?
**[16:19] Lumina**
Well, that's... actually
the way I normally talk.
**[16:23] Lumina**
I make an effort to sound tougher,
but sometimes I let my guard down.
**[16:28] Luciel**
I think the friendly tone really suits you.
**[16:37] Lumina**
I'll remember that.
**[16:38] Lumina**
But the female paladins
I respect also talk tough like this.
**[16:43] Luciel**
Is that right?
**[16:44] Luciel**
Well, if you ever want to be casual,
I'm always happy to chat.
**[16:52] Lumina**
When the time is right.
**[16:55] Luciel**
*The next day, with Lumina-san leading them,*
**[16:59] Luciel**
* the Valkyrie paladin regiment*
* set out for the border.*
***SIGN*** Six Months Later
**[17:04] Cattleya**
I see. You've finally decided to go
to the fortieth-floor main chamber.
**[17:08] Luciel**
Yes.
**[17:09] Luciel**
I've spent enough time training
and finally made up my mind.
**[17:13] Cattleya**
Lumina asked me to give you
this letter when the time came.
**[17:18] Luciel**
Lumina-san did?
***SIGN*** Fortieth Level
**[17:27] Lumina**
* In the level forty main chamber,*
* you will most likely find*
**[17:29] Lumina**
* a man who used his exceptional spearmanship*
* to climb the ranks and become head templar,*
**[17:34] Lumina**
* and a knight who used his powerful*
* recovery magic and long sword technique*
**[17:38] Lumina**
* to fight his way to become*
* captain of the paladins.*
**[17:47] Luciel**
* I guess both powerful foes*
* merged into one undead monster*
**[17:51] Luciel**
*that dual wields a sword
*and *a spear. That's gotta be it.*
**[17:54] Luciel**
*That's so unfair! That's the fighting
style* I *wanted to use!*
**[17:58] Luciel**
Purification!
**[18:03] Luciel**
*No effect?*
**[18:05] Luciel**
*Then what about physical attacks?*
**[18:09] Luciel**
*Did that work?*
**[18:13] Luciel**
*Physical attacks may be effective,*
**[18:15] Luciel**
* but I have no way to tell*
* how much damage they deal.*
**[18:18] Luciel**
* More importantly, fighting like this*
* is going to wear me out.*
**[18:41] Luciel**
*That saved me! But...*
**[18:45] Luciel**
*Really, what is up with Substance X?*
***SIGN*** Lost after aggravating the boss with extra heal!
**[18:48] Luciel**
*And so I tried all sorts of attacks.*
***SIGN*** Lost an entire arm, shield and all.
**[18:52] Luciel**
* When he got me, I'd retreat to the*
* safe zone I cordoned off with Substance X.*
***SIGN*** Seriously? Sleeping during a boss battle?
**[18:57] Luciel**
*I kept repeating that over and over.*
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[19:05] Luciel**
* I wonder how long it's been*
* since I started fighting him.*
**[19:10] Luciel**
* I'm gonna run out of food soon.*
* I really don't want to starve to death!*
**[19:14] Luciel**
*But at this rate...*
***SIGN*** Oh, dear Luciel...
***SIGN*** What a shame that you died.
**[19:21] Luciel**
* No, no, no, no, no!*
* This isn't some kind of video game!*
**[19:25] Luciel**
* I'd already started to suspect it,*
* but this isn't a fake labyrinth after all.*
**[19:30] Luciel**
*It's actually the real deal.*
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
***SIGN*** Job: Healer VIII
***SIGN*** Age: 18
***SIGN*** Level: 1
**[19:32] Luciel**
*I still don't know why my level won't go up,*
**[19:35] Luciel**
* but it finally dawned on me*
* after losing limbs and nearly dying...*
**[19:41] Luciel**
*If I get killed, it's really game over.*
**[19:43] Luciel**
*There's no reset or new game.*
**[19:46] Luciel**
*If I don't win, I'm done for good.*
**[19:53] Luciel**
* I've got this. I've fought him*
* long enough to learn his attack patterns.*
**[19:57] Luciel**
*And over the last half a year,*
**[19:59] Luciel**
* I've visualized how to win*
* against a dual-wielding opponent*
**[20:02] Luciel**
*over and over again in my head.*
**[20:06] Luciel**
*Now's my chance!*
**[20:08] Luciel**
*I first need to stop his continuous attacks,*
**[20:10] Luciel**
*and once I do...*
**[20:13] Luciel**
* he's not big on defense,*
* so he'll be wide open!*
**[20:18] (Flashback) Brod**
No matter how high your status gets, if your
head is chopped off your body, you're dead.
**[20:24] Luciel**
* I'm not sure if that's true for the*
* undead, but I'll trust my master.*
**[20:28] Luciel**
*There are people I want to see again.*
**[20:32] Luciel**
*They're giving me the will to survive!*
**[20:37] Luciel**
*Because at this point,*
**[20:40] Luciel**
*I've given up on giving up!*
**[20:48] Luciel**
I... I did it!
**[20:56] Luciel**
Cattleya-san is probably worried about me.
**[20:58] Luciel**
I should go back for now.
**[21:02] Luciel**
Man, that really was a long uphill battle.
**[21:12] Luciel**
Oh, silly me. I have to push it, not pull!
**[21:17] Luciel**
I was fighting for so long,
I must've forgotten.
**[21:30] Luciel**
It still won't open...
**[21:45] Luciel**
This really reeks!
**[21:47] Luciel**
But it's top-tier monster repellent,
so I strapped it to myself!
**[21:50] Luciel**
I'll call it the Substance X charge!
**[21:54] Luciel**
* After I beat the floor forty boss,*
* since I couldn't return to the surface,*
**[21:59] Luciel**
* I had no choice but to advance*
* down to the fiftieth level.*
**[22:02] Luciel**
* I just walked straight ahead,*
* stumbling across treasure chests as I went,*
**[22:06] Luciel**
* and very easily found*
* the staircases to the next levels.*
**[22:09] Luciel**
* It went so smoothly that it was like*
* Monster Luck-sensei was showing me the way.*
**[22:14] Monster Luck-sensei**
Fight on, boy!
**[22:16] Luciel**
* And at last, I found myself*
* at the fiftieth-floor boss.*
**[23:55] Luciel**
Boy, I've sure been through a lot!
***SIGN*** Sanctuary Circle
**[23:57] Luciel**
Master Brod put me through the wringer,
I had to drink tons of Substance X,
***SIGN*** St. Weirdo
**[24:00] Luciel**
and I almost died so many times in
the labyrinth. Wait, what?
**[24:03] Luciel**
Next time: "S-Rank Healer and
Exorcist Luciel's Declaration"!
***SIGN*** #12 S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
**[24:07] Luciel**
Hold it! I'm not a "great" anything yet!
# E12 - S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN7X9/s-rank-healer-and-exorcist-luciels-declaration)
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**[00:01] Adventurer 1**
Hey, Master.
**[00:02] Adventurer 1**
I haven't seen St. Weirdo in half
a year. Do you know what's up?
**[00:06] Master**
I haven't heard a peep from him.
**[00:09] Master**
Last time I saw him was
when he stopped by
**[00:11] Master**
to stock up on a bunch
of food and Substance X.
**[00:14] Adventurer 2**
Maybe he's off on an expedition.
**[00:17] Female adventurer**
Now that you mention it,
since St. Weirdo disappeared,
**[00:20] Female adventurer**
clinic fees have really gone up.
**[00:24] Master**
Could it be...?
**[00:26] Adventurer 1**
Has St. Weirdo been locked up by the Church?!
***SIGN*** St. Weirdo
***SIGN*** The Great Cleric
***SIGN*** A Salaryman's Path to Surviving Another World
***SIGN*** Fiftieth Floor
**[02:09] Luciel**
*This is the last of my food.*
***SIGN*** #12 S-Rank Healer and Exorcist Luciel's Declaration
**[02:13] Luciel**
*If the next one isn't
the final boss, I'm done for.*
**[02:19] Luciel**
*If I die here, I wonder...*
**[02:22] Luciel**
Will I become undead or something, too?
**[02:27] Luciel**
Spell tome.
**[02:29] Luciel**
Guess I'd better take a look through this guy.
***SIGN*** Spell tome received after defeating the floor forty boss
**[02:33] Luciel**
"Sanctuary circle."
***SIGN*** Sanctuary Circle
***SIGN*** Sanctuary Circle
**[02:35] Luciel**
"Purges magic of the dark affinity,
**[02:38] Luciel**
and burns all demons and ghosts
within the circle."
**[02:42] Luciel**
"A spell of hope which
protects all that is holy."
**[02:45] Luciel**
That's so cool!
**[03:05] Luciel**
Oh wow.
**[03:07] Luciel**
You really do look like the final boss.
**[03:11] Luciel**
You're a big one...
**[03:12] Luciel**
Might as well call you King Wight, I guess.
**[03:16] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
**[03:19] Luciel**
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[03:21] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic.
**[03:24] Luciel**
Bring relief as from the breath of an angel
**[03:26] Luciel**
and heal the spirits
residing within all things.
**[03:29] Luciel**
Area high—
**[03:32] Luciel**
That was close!
**[03:33] Luciel**
Faces? That's so creepy!
**[03:39] Luciel**
Purification!
**[03:44] Luciel**
When did he...
**[03:46] Luciel**
Black arts? Is that dark affinity magic?
**[03:49] Luciel**
Then I'll go ahead and test this out!
**[03:52] Luciel**
Sanctuary circle!
**[04:04] Luciel**
It looks... effective...
**[04:08] Luciel**
I'm running out of magic... Magic potion!
**[04:19] Luciel**
If I keep doing this over and over,
**[04:21] Luciel**
I'll eventually run out of potions,
and he'll get me.
**[04:24] Luciel**
I've got to finish him off quickly!
**[04:27] Luciel**
O holy touch of healing.
**[04:29] Luciel**
O breath of the mother of this great land.
**[04:32] Luciel**
*I don't know if this will work or not.*
**[04:34] Luciel**
O Lord, I offer up my magic.
**[04:38] Luciel**
Harness a shield of purification
like the radiant wings of an angel
**[04:41] Luciel**
and bring forth a sanctuary
to sear all that is evil and impure.
**[04:45] Luciel**
Sanctuary circle!
**[04:48] Luciel**
Go!
**[04:54] Luciel**
Did that do it?
**[04:58] Luciel**
Uh-oh!
**[05:15] Luciel**
*His face at the end...*
**[05:18] Luciel**
* What if all of the monsters*
* and bosses I've beaten so far*
**[05:21] Luciel**
*were also once people like this old guy?*
**[05:25] Luciel**
*I get the feeling that's what this means.*
**[05:28] Luciel**
*And was he trying to tell me something?*
**[05:36] Luciel**
What's this?
**[05:38] Luciel**
"Forbidden Holy Magic"?
**[05:40] Luciel**
I'm gonna have to report this to the pope.
**[05:44] Luciel**
I'll put these away for now.
**[05:50] Luciel**
What's that?
**[05:56] Luciel**
Something smells really good.
**[06:03] Luciel**
*It's draining my magic!*
**[06:15] Luciel**
It leads to another staircase.
**[06:18] Luciel**
*Guess that means I keep going.*
**[06:26] Luciel**
*Another level?*
**[06:35] Luciel**
*A d-d-dragon?!*
**[06:37] Luciel**
* This isn't funny! There's no way*
* I could beat something like that!*
**[06:45] Luciel**
*I-Is it undead? It isn't moving, though...*
**[06:50] Luciel**
*They say that dragons are intelligent.*
**[06:52] Luciel**
*It might even be able to speak.*
**[06:54] Luciel**
*If it* is *undead, maybe I can use
sanctuary circle to turn it back.*
**[06:58] Luciel**
*If I can't, this is game over.*
**[07:01] Luciel**
*But I don't have any other choice!*
**[07:04] Luciel**
Sanctuary circle!
**[07:23] Luciel**
D-Did I defeat it?
**[07:26] Luciel**
It sure looks cool up close...
**[07:29] Luciel**
There's no way I'd win
in a real fight against thi—
**[07:34] Luciel**
*I'm dead meat! I'm gonna get eaten!*
**[07:40] Holy Dragon**
You bested me with one attack.
Quite impressive.
**[07:44] Holy Dragon**
I shall grant you a reward.
**[07:47] Luciel**
Look at all that treasure!
**[07:48] Holy Dragon**
You may take it all with you.
**[07:50] Luciel**
Er, are you sure this isn't a trap?
**[07:54] Holy Dragon**
Be at ease. There are no evil spirits
left on this level, are there?
**[07:59] Holy Dragon**
Once you collect the remaining magic
stones, the labyrinth will disappear.
**[08:04] Holy Dragon**
I will let you choose how to proceed.
A special privilege for you alone.
**[08:10] Luciel**
*He doesn't seem like a threat.*
**[08:12] Luciel**
*Maybe he'll answer if I ask him something.*
**[08:16] Luciel**
What exactly is the purpose
of this labyrinth?
**[08:19] Holy Dragon**
We of the dragon race were sealed away
where miasma gathers.
**[08:26] Holy Dragon**
This labyrinth is one such place.
**[08:30] Luciel**
If you were trapped here,
shouldn't a hero have come to rescue you?
**[08:35] Holy Dragon**
No hero ever appeared.
**[08:38] Holy Dragon**
But that is not all that
has transpired here in this world...
**[08:46] Luciel**
I can't believe that's what happened...
**[08:51] Luciel**
What? What?!
**[08:54] Holy Dragon**
You stand before a great reward,
**[08:56] Holy Dragon**
yet you are not clutching at it
or overwhelmed by greed.
**[08:59] Holy Dragon**
I like that.
**[09:01] Luciel**
What?
**[09:02] Holy Dragon**
I shall grant you my protection.
**[09:05] Luciel**
*Wait, what? That sounds scary!*
**[09:08] Holy Dragon**
What is your name?
**[09:10] Luciel**
Luciel. But I don't know
about this protection...
**[09:14] Holy Dragon**
Be at ease. I will merely
make you harder to kill.
**[09:19] Luciel**
Oh, in that case, I'll gladly take it!
**[09:20] Holy Dragon**
Luciel... From here on, monsters
will only grow more powerful.
**[09:27] Holy Dragon**
Save as many beings as you can.
**[09:31] Holy Dragon**
I pray that will include my brethren.
**[09:36] Holy Dragon**
My protection and my remains,
Luciel, I confer upon you.
**[09:47] Holy Dragon**
I have upheld my oath.
**[09:55] Holy Dragon**
*Save as many beings as you can.*
**[09:59] Holy Dragon**
*I pray that will include my brethren.*
**[10:05] Luciel**
I understand. I'll do everything in my power.
***SIGN*** Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
***SIGN*** Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
***SIGN*** Title acquired: Blessed by the Healer God
Title acquired: Protected by the Holy Dragon
Title acquired: Dragonslayer
**[10:15] Luciel**
Great. All picked up.
**[10:25] Luciel**
A staff and a necklace?
**[10:29] Luciel**
Whoa! Could I be going home—
***SIGN*** Title acquired: He Who Released the Seal
***SIGN*** As result of your oath to the holy dragon,
you can now sense where dragons are sealed away
**[10:51] Luciel**
I did it! I made it—
**[10:54] Luciel**
back home.
**[10:55] Luciel**
I just got back!
**[10:59] Luciel**
Cattleya-san?! That was really mean!
**[11:02] Luciel**
Did I do something to you?
**[11:04] Cattleya**
You're still alive!
**[11:06] Luciel**
Yeah... I think I am...
**[11:10] Cattleya**
I'm so glad you're safe! Really!
**[11:13] Luciel**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:15] Luciel**
*Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Not so tight!*
**[11:18] Cattleya**
You were gone for half a year.
I thought something happened in the labyrinth.
**[11:25] Cattleya**
I just assumed you were escaped undead!
**[11:31] Cattleya**
You gave me quite a fright just now.
**[11:35] Luciel**
I almost thought I was a goner there myself...
**[11:38] Cattleya**
But now isn't the time for this!
**[11:40] Cattleya**
You have to stop the adventurers!
**[11:42] Luciel**
Excuse me?
**[11:44] Adventurer 3**
Free our St. Weirdo!
***SIGN*** Free St. Weirdo!!
***SIGN*** Give him back!
**[11:47] Woman adventurer**
Release the healer Luciel!
**[11:51] Cattleya**
Quick! This way!
**[11:52] Luciel**
What is this all about?
**[11:56] Luciel**
Master?!
**[11:58] Luciel**
And even Gulgar-san and Galba-san?
**[12:00] Master**
Hey! What about me?
**[12:03] Brod**
Hey, kid.
**[12:05] Luciel**
E-Everyone... what's going on?
**[12:10] Brod**
Get a load of this guy! He's still kicking!
**[12:13] Gulgar**
What a relief!
**[12:14] Galba**
Where were you for the last half year?
**[12:17] Luciel**
*Did they all think I was dead?*
**[12:20] Brod**
I gotcha!
**[12:23] Master**
Hey, Whirlwind. I'll go and tell
the folks outside that the kid's okay.
**[12:28] Master**
Don't forget to stop by
the Adventurers' Guild later, St. Weirdo!
**[12:32] Brod**
Yeah, he'll be there!
**[12:34] Luciel**
I give! I give!
**[12:35] Gulgar**
Say, you're awful cheery all
of a sudden, Whirlwind.
**[12:38] Brod**
Huh? Don't be ridiculous.
**[12:42] Luciel**
So, what brings you all to the capital?
**[12:45] Brod**
Really? You don't know?
**[12:48] Gulgar**
Well, Luciel always has been kinda...
**[12:51] Gulgar**
You could call him special.
**[12:57] Luciel**
They sure are rowdy out there.
**[12:59] Luciel**
Is today a city festival or something?
**[13:04] Gulgar**
That's a good one, man!
***SIGN*** What a weird kid...
**[13:06] Galba**
So, what were you doing all this time?
**[13:09] Luciel**
Well, I was...
***SIGN*** GRRROWL
**[13:14] Luciel**
Thank you for the food!
**[13:17] Luciel**
*At the Adventurers' Guild,*
**[13:20] Luciel**
* Gulgar-san and the guildmaster put together*
* some dishes that made me drool,*
**[13:23] Adventurers**
Gross!
**[13:23] Luciel**
*and then made me chug Substance X.*
**[13:24] Adventurers**
That stinks!
**[13:25] Adventurers**
It reeks!
**[13:27] Luciel**
* People who couldn't afford clinics*
* heard the rumors*
**[13:30] Luciel**
* and overwhelmed the guild,*
* so I reinstated "St. Weirdo's Free Day."*
**[13:36] Luciel**
* Then I took advantage*
* of Master Brod being around.*
**[13:43] Luciel**
I'm gonna go all out.
**[13:45] Brod**
Look at you, getting all cocky.
**[13:48] Brod**
Come at me whenever you're ready.
**[13:50] Luciel**
Here I go!
**[13:54] Brod**
It looks like you're
starting to get it together,
**[13:57] Brod**
but did you really feel like you'd
gotten *that* much stronger?
**[14:00] Brod**
Get up. I'll smack that false
confidence right out of you.
**[14:05] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[14:10] Luciel**
More, more!
**[14:14] Adventurer 4**
Th-That's him, the urban legend...
**[14:17] Adventurer 4**
The Whirlwind!
**[14:20] Luciel**
More, more...
**[14:22] Cat woman**
The maso-zombie!
**[14:23] Adventurer 4**
He was never just a legend!
**[14:27] Adventurer 4**
He's the real thing!
**[14:30] Adventurer 4**
real thing... real thing...
**[14:33] Elitz**
If you need anything else,
I'll come a-running.
**[14:36] Female adventurer 2**
We're so happy you survived, Luciel!
**[14:39] Elitz**
You're the only one Brod-san
can take his stress out on, Luciel!
**[14:43] Luciel**
You don't say...
**[14:44] Adventurer 4**
Our masochist club meets
later on. You should come!
**[14:47] Cat woman**
Heal us if we get hurt again, okay?
**[14:50] Luciel**
Wow, he brought up that
masochist club without any hesitation.
**[14:55] Brod**
Hey, Luciel.
**[14:58] Brod**
My idiot apprentice.
**[14:59] Luciel**
*So mean!*
**[15:00] Brod**
Look at how many people
were worried about you.
**[15:04] Brod**
But you're still so, so weak.
You need to be aware of that.
**[15:10] Luciel**
Yes, sir!
**[15:11] Gulgar**
Hold on, Brod.
**[15:13] Gulgar**
If you don't dial it back, Luciel
might never come home to Merratoni!
**[15:19] Luciel**
That isn't true at all.
**[15:22] Luciel**
Of course I'll come home.
So please look me in the eye, Master.
**[15:26] Galba**
Next time, I'll train you too.
**[15:28] Galba**
I think my style of fighting might be more
fitting for a coward like you, Luciel-kun.
**[15:33] Brod**
Don't you dare steal my apprentice.
**[15:36] Galba**
When you come back to Merratoni,
bring one of your girlfriends with you.
**[15:40] Luciel**
Girlfriends?
**[15:42] Luciel**
Oh, that's right!
**[15:44] Luciel**
Would you mind giving these letters
to Nanaella-san and Monika-san for me?
**[15:49] Brod**
Oh? Has your master become
your private courier?
**[15:53] Brod**
Either way, I think these will please them.
**[15:57] Brod**
They were ready to drop everything
and rush off to the capital, after all.
**[16:01] Brod**
I'd be in trouble without them,
so I somehow persuaded them to stay behind.
**[16:05] Galba**
Hmm?
**[16:07] Galba**
And who was it that dropped everything
as instructor to come all the way here again?
**[16:13] Brod**
I'll get everything done once I get back.
**[16:16] Brod**
But seriously, Luciel,
which one do you have your eye on?
**[16:22] Luciel**
Which?
**[16:23] Brod**
Anyway, once you get married and have kids,
I'll be the one training your—
**[16:29] Galba**
Brod, you sure aren't very sharp when
it comes to people's feelings, are you?
**[16:33] Brod**
Hey! Back off!
**[16:33] Galba**
Right? I know.
***SIGN*** Galba-san's strong!
**[16:40] Brod**
Luciel, see you later.
**[16:43] Luciel**
Yes, you will. Someday!
**[16:46] Brod**
We're expecting you!
**[16:48] Luciel**
O-Okay!
**[16:57] Luciel**
*Next, my report to the pope...*
**[17:00] Pope**
Dear Luciel, I'm very pleased
that you returned alive.
**[17:04] Luciel**
I apologize for any worry I caused.
**[17:06] Pope**
No, it's fine.
**[17:08] Pope**
Typically, we would have immediately
sent someone to rescue you,
**[17:12] Pope**
but there were some voices of dissent.
**[17:15] Pope**
Ultimately, the Valkyrie Paladin
Regiment did go in after you.
**[17:20] Luciel**
*Lumina-san's team came for me?*
**[17:24] Pope**
But wraiths started to appear
after the thirty-first floor,
**[17:27] Pope**
leaving them no choice but to retreat.
**[17:29] Luciel**
That is perfectly understandable.
**[17:32] Pope**
Now, why did you not return for half a year?
**[17:37] Luciel**
Well, inside the labyrinth...
**[17:43] Pope**
Is that so?
**[17:44] Pope**
I certainly did not expect you to defeat
the boss on the fiftieth level. Bravo.
**[17:49] Pope**
And ultimately you were able
to return without issue, I see.
**[17:56] Luciel**
I beg your pardon,
but I have something to share now
**[17:59] Luciel**
that I can only allow the pope,
Cattleya-sama, and Lumina-sama to hear.
**[18:06] Priest 1**
You mean you refuse to tell us?
**[18:08] Priest 1**
You'd dare mock us?
**[18:10] Priest 2**
Even if it's adventurer business,
who do you think you are?!
**[18:13] Pope**
It matters not.
**[18:15] Pope**
The rest of you may withdraw.
**[18:20] Luciel**
* After she cleared the room, I told the pope*
* about what happened on the fiftieth floor*
**[18:25] Luciel**
* and spoke in detail about the forbidden*
* holy magic tome I recovered.*
**[18:30] Luciel**
Now this is the really important part...
**[18:34] Luciel**
At the end of the fiftieth floor,
I found an undead holy dragon!
**[18:41] Luciel**
He said that he and his brethren
had been cursed by a wicked deity
**[18:44] Luciel**
and sealed away in labyrinths.
**[18:47] Luciel**
He prayed for their freedom.
**[18:50] Luciel**
Then he said...
**[18:51] (Flashback) Holy Dragon**
The next hero will not be born
for another forty years.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Holy Dragon**
As the magical elements enveloping
the world turn further toward darkness,
**[18:59] (Flashback) Holy Dragon**
monsters will become more powerful.
**[19:03] Luciel**
Once that happens,
**[19:05] Luciel**
it's likely not even heroes will be able
to defeat a newly born demon king.
**[19:09] Luciel**
That's what he told me.
**[19:13] Pope**
A holy dragon? It cannot be...
**[19:18] Pope**
Cattleya. Lumina.
**[19:20] Pope**
I forbid you from speaking of what
Luciel just said to anyone else.
**[19:24] Lumina & Cattleya**
Your Holiness!
**[19:27] Luciel**
But why is my level still stuck at 1?
**[19:34] Pope**
Why don't you take a look at your status?
**[19:37] Luciel**
Okay. Status open.
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
***SIGN*** Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight I
***SIGN*** Age: 18
***SIGN*** Level: 1
**[19:42] Luciel**
See? I'm still at level 1.
**[19:46] Pope**
You did add a job.
***SIGN*** Magic Affinity: Holy
**[19:48] Pope**
Also, does this look like
a level 1 status screen to you?
***SIGN*** Skills
Assess Mastery I Monster Luck I Martial Arts VI
Meditation VII Focus VIII Strength Recovery VII
Butchery II Detect Danger VI Ambulation VI
Null Incantation III No Incantation I Magic Circle Incantation...
Detect Presence Dual Spear-Sword Wielding III Trap...
Accelerated Thinking II
***SIGN*** HP Growth Rate Up VIII MP Growth Rate Up
STR Growth Rate Up VIII VIT Growth Rate
AGI Growth Rate Up VIII INT Growth Rate
RMG Growth Rate Up VIII Physical Attribute Growth...
**[19:52] Luciel**
It *does* look like my numbers
have gone up across the board...
***SIGN*** Poison Resist VIII Paralysis Resist VIII Petrify Resist...
Curse Resist VIII Enfeeble Resist VIII Silence Resist...
Bewitchment Resist VI Spiritual Resist IX Slash...
***SIGN*** Titles
Shaper of Destiny (All Stats...
Protection of the God of Fate (SP Acquisition Rate Up)
Blessed by the Healer God (Holy Magic Recovery Spells...
Holy Dragon's Protection (Become a Holy Dragon Knight, Increasing...
Dragonslayer (Stronger Defense against Dragons...
He Who Released the Seal (Immune to the Wicked One's...)
**[19:56] Pope**
Cattleya.
**[19:57] Cattleya**
Yes?
**[19:58] Pope**
Hand this to Luciel.
**[19:59] Cattleya**
Yes, Your Holiness.
**[20:02] Pope**
The literature on God's Lament,
or Substance X.
**[20:06] Pope**
This is the original manuscript.
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
**[20:09] Luciel**
While it does give certain advantages,
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
**[20:12] Luciel**
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise...
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
***SIGN*** (Abridged)
While it does give certain advantages,
drinking it also carries the disadvantage
of making it very difficult to raise one's level
**[20:16] Luciel**
one's level.
**[20:18] Lumina & Cattleya**
Luciel-kun?!
**[20:20] Luciel**
* If I want to level up,*
* I have to quit Substance X.*
**[20:25] Luciel**
* But Substance X is such*
* a useful cheat for me!*
**[20:30] Pope**
In any event, Luciel,
I appreciate your efforts.
**[20:34] Pope**
In one week, we shall hold a celebration
in honor of your conquest of the labyrinth.
**[20:41] Pope**
The labyrinth that cast a long shadow
over more than fifty years
**[20:45] Pope**
is now no more.
**[20:48] Pope**
This is thanks to the healer Luciel,
who cleared its deepest reaches.
**[20:53] Pope**
In commemoration of this achievement,
**[20:55] Pope**
I hereby promote Luciel to S-rank healer
**[20:59] Pope**
and grant him rank equivalent to a bishop.
**[21:02] Pope**
Furthermore, I bestow upon him the right
to refuse orders from anyone other than myself
**[21:08] Pope**
as a reward for his great deed.
**[21:10] Pope**
I, Pope Fluna Alludelli
de Shurule, declare it so.
**[21:17] Pope**
Now, Luciel, would you mind saying a word?
**[21:21] Luciel**
* A sp-speech? I haven't given one*
* since I was a salaryman!*
**[21:27] Luciel**
*Here goes.*
**[21:36] Luciel**
I am deeply honored by the introduction.
**[21:38] Luciel**
On this day, I have been entrusted
with the duties of an S-rank healer.
**[21:41] Luciel**
My name is Luciel.
**[21:43] Luciel**
I am still just a novice,
**[21:45] Luciel**
and my only achievement so far
is conquering the labyrinth.
**[21:49] Luciel**
I realize that may not sound very exciting.
**[21:51] Luciel**
However, please allow
this uninteresting novice
**[21:54] Luciel**
to tell you something even less exciting.
**[21:59] Luciel**
It has been four years
since I became a healer.
**[22:01] Luciel**
But today, all of the Church's authority
is on the verge of crumbling away.
**[22:06] Priest 3**
What did he just say?
**[22:08] Priest 4**
Is he in his right mind?
**[22:12] Luciel**
*What could possibly be so funny?*
**[22:14] Luciel**
*You're the ones who set this up!*
**[22:18] Luciel**
It is now on the verge of crumbling away
**[22:21] Luciel**
because of the unjust
practices of arrogant healers.
**[22:24] Luciel**
Healers are scorned by the people
as money-hungry swindlers.
**[22:27] Luciel**
They are deeply loathed.
**[22:29] Luciel**
How did things come to this?
**[22:31] Luciel**
Because the law has not
evolved with the times.
**[22:33] Luciel**
Because the fees for healing
have not been regulated.
**[22:38] Luciel**
Therefore, I declare that I will create
new guidelines for medical treatment fees.
**[22:46] Luciel**
This way, people will no longer be able to
misuse the authority of the Church.
**[22:55] Sheila**
Da...
**[22:58] Sheila**
Daddy?
**[23:01] Sheila's dad**
Sheila?
**[23:03] Sheila**
Daddy...
**[23:05] Sheila's dad**
Sheila! Your voice!
**[23:07] Sheila**
Daddy!
**[23:09] Luciel**
Let's spend our days working diligently
to restore the authority of the Church!
**[23:15] Luciel**
I shall do everything within
my power to serve the Church,
**[23:20] Luciel**
and as my life goal, I will spare no effort.
**[23:24] Luciel**
I swear to it!
**[23:27] Luciel**
Thank you for your time.
***SIGN*** Name: Luciel
***SIGN*** Job: Healer VIII, Holy Dragon Knight
**[23:38] Luciel**
*I was once a salaryman,*
**[23:40] Luciel**
* but to survive in another world,*
* I've chosen a new path...*
**[23:46] Luciel**
*And now I've been promoted to rank S!*