E9 - Black Cat Oliga

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:05] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:09] Seiichi
    Louise, the leader of the Valkyries,
[00:10] Seiichi
    a unit of beautiful women,
    suddenly attacked me, but then...
[00:16] (Flashback) Louise
    May I call you Master?
[00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wh-What?
[00:20] Seiichi
    She suddenly became my apprentice?!
[00:22] Seiichi
    But I had no time to be surprised before...
[00:23] (Flashback) Maid
    Someone has attacked the king!
[00:27] Seiichi
    The assassin... is a child?!
[00:29] Seiichi
    What on earth is going on in
    my life in another world?!
[00:37] Seiichi
    This kid has abnormal speed.
[00:41] Seiichi
    Name: Oliga Calmeria...
[00:44] Seiichi
    Age: 8?
[00:47] Seiichi
    And she's a girl, too!
[00:51] ---
    Conditions: Enslaved?
[00:53] Seiichi
    Does that mean she's someone's slave?
[00:59] Seiichi
    She's coming this way!
[01:03] Seiichi
    Wow.
[01:04] Seiichi
    You really do look just like an assassin.
[01:08] Oliga
    H-How?!
[01:09] Seiichi
    Huh? What do you mean, "how"?
[01:12] Oliga
    You must die!
[01:17] Seiichi
    Not bad.
[01:18] Seiichi
    You threw a second knife
    just after the first, huh?
[01:22] Seiichi
    These are dangerous for a child
    to have, so I'm confiscating them.
[01:25] Voice
    Skill: Reflexive Defense activated.
[01:28] Seiichi
    Huh?
[01:31] Seiichi
    Look out! Dodge it!
[01:35] Seiichi
    Sorry!
[01:36] Seiichi
    Th-That was close!
[01:38] Seiichi
    The Reflexive Defense skill, huh?
[01:40] Seiichi
    My body reacted on its own!
[01:44] Oliga
    This won't...
[01:53] Seiichi
    She's more childish than I thought.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Why would this girl become an assassin?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN      Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Black Cat Oliga
[03:30] Seiichi
    Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you.
[03:36] Oliga
    Damn it!
[03:38] Seiichi
    Sorry.
[03:40] Oliga
    He disappeared?
[03:46] Seiichi
    Why would such a small child attack the king?
[03:50] Louise
    Master!
[03:52] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, who's that girl?
[03:54] Seiichi
    Everyone, this girl is the assassin.
[03:58] Lorna
    You're kidding, right?
[03:59] Lorna
    How could this girl be the assassin?
[04:02] Seiichi
    It's hard for me to believe, as well.
[04:07] Louise
    Lorna.
[04:08] Louise
    Interrogate her, please.
[04:10] Lorna
    Right! Leave it to me!
[04:13] Seiichi
    Interrogate her? Lorna-san will?
[04:16] Louise
    Despite appearances, Lorna is
    our nation's top interrogator.
[04:20] Lorna
    Leave it to me!
[04:22] Lorna
    It's been a while, so I'm raring to go!
[04:24] Seiichi
    B-By "interrogate," do you mean...
[04:27] Claudia
    Lorna is the only person who's
    mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures.
[04:34] (Flashback) Eris
    Come on, come on, come on, come on,
    you stupid barrel of meat!
[04:39] (Flashback) Guscle
    My muscles are telling me to enjoy this!
[04:42] (Flashback) Lorna
    Don't give me that composed attitude!
[04:45] (Flashback) Eris
    Lorna!
[04:46] (Flashback) Lorna
    Right!
[04:49] (Flashback) Lorna
    Take that, and that, and that!
[04:50] (Flashback) Guscle
    It's working! My sphincter!
[04:54] Seiichi
    Sounds like fun!
[04:56] Claudia
    Setting that aside,
    you're still here, Seiichi-kun?
[04:59] Seiichi
    I was worried about the king.
[05:01] Seiichi
    Is he all right?
[05:04] Louise
    His Majesty... won't wake up.
[05:09] Claudia
    The weapon this girl cut the
    king with was a Curse Knife.
[05:14] Claudia
    The curse that the knife was
    imbued with is "Eternal Slumber."
[05:18] Claudia
    Once someone is wounded with that,
[05:20] Claudia
    they'll never wake again.
[05:23] Seiichi
    Eternal Slumber...
[05:25] Lorna
    No one has ever found a way to undo the curse.
[05:29] Louise
    What do we do?
[05:30] Louise
    If His Majesty never wakes again...
[05:33] Lorna
    Louise-sama...
[05:35] Seiichi
    I want to help them somehow.
[05:38] Seiichi
    A way to undo a curse...
[05:40] Seiichi
    With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.
    I just inverted the effect.
[05:45] Seiichi
    That's it!
[05:46] Seiichi
    Everyone!
[05:47] Seiichi
    Please...
[05:49] Seiichi
    take me to the king!
[05:52] Seiichi
    What?!
[05:55] Seiichi
    No way! The king was...
[05:57] Seiichi
    Ranze-san?!
[06:02] Seiichi
    Wh-What is this?
[06:07] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun?
[06:09] Louise
    You knew His Majesty, Master?
[06:12] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah, we've met...
[06:17] Seiichi
    I can't believe he's the king!
[06:19] Seiichi
    I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I?
[06:22] Florio
    You're the one?
[06:23] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:24] Florio
    The one who might be
    able to wake His Majesty?
[06:29] Louise
    Master, I'll introduce you.
[06:31] Louise
    This is my older brother, Florio Balze.
[06:34] Louise
    He's the leader of our
    nation's magic division.
[06:37] Seiichi
    Uh, I'm Seiichi.
[06:39] Seiichi
    So how is the king doing?
[06:41] Florio
    While I've healed his wounds with healing
    magic, I'm unable to stop the curse.
[06:47] Florio
    I'm sorry.
[06:49] Claudia
    If even your healing magic
    can't undo the curse...
[06:54] Florio
    Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could
    you please lend us your power?
[06:58] Mages
    Please.
[06:59] Seiichi
    Please raise your heads.
[07:01] Seiichi
    I'll see what I can do.
[07:04] Florio
    You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
[07:07] Seiichi
    If there's no magic to undo curses,
[07:09] Seiichi
    then just create it.
[07:11] Seiichi
    A spell to deal with curses...
[07:13] Seiichi
    A spell to deal with curses...
[07:15] Voice
    Skill: Magic Creation activated.
[07:24] Seiichi
    First, I need a clear visualization.
[07:27] Seiichi
    A clear visual...
[07:29] Seiichi
    Visual...
[07:30] Seiichi
    What is a clear visual, anyway?!
[07:33] Seiichi
    What's a curse in the first place?
[07:42] Seiichi
    All these wrong things
    are coming to mind now!
[07:46] Seiichi
    Anyway, this isn't good.
[07:54] Seiichi
    I need a visualization
    of him getting better...
[07:57] Seiichi
    Get better...
[07:59] Seiichi
    Get better...
[08:01] Seiichi
    Get better...
SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
[08:02] Seiichi
    Get better, get better,
    get better, get better,
SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
[08:06] Seiichi
    get better, get better, get better,
    get better, get better!
SIGN    Get Better
[08:10] Seiichi
    Get Better.
[08:17] Seiichi
    It just slipped from my mouth!
[08:20] Voice
    Invert Magic: Get Better has been created.
[08:23] Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:28] ---
    Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better?
[08:31] ---
    Does that mean it worked?!
[08:33] Florio
    Th-This is...
[08:35] Voice
    Curse: Eternal Slumber has been
    inverted into Charm: Eternal Health.
[08:43] Seiichi
    S-Seriously?!
[08:49] Ranze
    Why was I asleep?
[08:54] Ranze
    Huh? Seiichi?
[08:56] Seiichi
    Ranze-san!
[08:58] All
    You did it!
[08:59] Louise
    Your Majesty!
[09:00] Claudia
    I'm so glad!
[09:02] Florio
    Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi
    easily undid the curse on you!
[09:08] Seiichi
    No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal!
[09:11] Ranze
    I see!
[09:12] Ranze
    Thanks for saving me.
[09:14] Ranze
    I'll have to give you some kind of reward.
[09:17] Seiichi
    You don't need to reward me.
[09:19] Louise
    Master!
[09:20] Louise
    Saving the king's life means you have saved
    every one of us living in this nation!
[09:27] Louise
    There's no need for modesty.
[09:29] Ranze
    That's right.
[09:30] Ranze
    Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king.
[09:38] Seiichi
    In that case, there is one thing...
[09:44] Zakia
    Your Majesty!
[09:45] Zakia
    I humbly beseech you.
[09:47] Scheldt
    What is it, Zakia?
[09:54] Zakia
    There is something I must
    inquire about, Your Majesty.
[09:57] Helio
    That's haughty of you, Zakia!
[10:00] Zakia
    Your Majesty, where are
    the heroes right now?
[10:03] Scheldt
    Hmph, those slaves?
[10:07] Scheldt
    I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy.
[10:12] Scheldt
    For our benefit.
[10:19] BGVoice
    Hey, so you know...
[10:20] Shouta
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[10:22] Shouta
    At this rate, we heroes are likely
    to be ostracized at this academy.
[10:26] Kenji
    How did it end up like this?
[10:28] Kannazuki
    I know the reason.
[10:32] Kisaragi
    Well, well.
[10:34] Kisaragi
    What are you all doing over there?
[10:43] Kannazuki
    Tougou Rento,
[10:45] Kannazuki
    Ooyama Tsuyoshi,
[10:46] Kannazuki
    and Kisaragi Masaya.
[10:51] Kisaragi
    Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san.
[10:54] Kisaragi
    Your good looks will go to waste.
[10:56] Tougou
    So? What were you all talking about?
[11:00] Kannazuki
    It has nothing to do with you all.
[11:02] Kannazuki
    Get lost.
[11:04] Ooyama
    Scary!
[11:05] Ooyama
    But you know, making such a strong-willed
    woman submit is also pretty great!
[11:13] Ooyama
    Huh? What is it, Kenji?
[11:16] Ooyama
    You think you can go around acting
    superior to your club senior? Huh?!
[11:23] Kisaragi
    Come on, now. If you don't hurry up
    and tell us what you were talking about,
[11:27] Kisaragi
    we'll cause more problems.
[11:30] Kannazuki
    Scumbag!
[11:31] Kannazuki
    Fine, I'll tell you, then!
[11:33] Kannazuki
    We were talking about the reason we heroes
    are becoming ostracized at this academy.
[11:38] Kisaragi
    What, that's all?
[11:40] Kisaragi
    The reason is obviously us.
[11:44] Kisaragi
    That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember?
[11:48] (Flashback) Helio
    Go show them the power of the heroes.
[11:53] Kisaragi
    Right?
[11:55] Tougou
    We're able to master the magic
    taught at this academy right away.
[12:00] Ooyama
    Our potential's way different
    than those plebs.
[12:05] Kisaragi
    Exactly.
[12:06] Kisaragi
    Being a hero means being one of the strong.
[12:09] Kisaragi
    We're just exercising our privileges in
    a world where it's survival of the fittest.
[12:15] Kannazuki
    That's no reason to go so far!
[12:19] Kisaragi
    Well, you have fun trying
    to act like good people.
[12:23] Shouta
    What was that?!
[12:25] Kannazuki
    Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go.
[12:28] Shouta
    But...
[12:29] Kannazuki
    Just drop it.
[12:38] Seiichi
    I can't believe there's such
    a large bath in the castle.
[12:44] Ranze
    Seiichi.
[12:45] Ranze
    This place is my dream.
[12:48] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:49] Ranze
    Mind listening for a bit?
[12:56] Claudia
    By the way, Lorna,
[12:57] Claudia
    is the interrogation of
    the assassin going well?
[13:00] Lorna
    Well, actually, she's keeping
    her lips tightly sealed.
[13:06] Lorna
    Anyway, Louise-sama,
[13:07] Lorna
    Your delicate skin is almost like silk!
[13:11] Louise
    Th-That tickles!
[13:13] Claudia
    By the way, that was
    impressive earlier, wasn't it?
[13:16] Claudia
    The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for.
[13:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
    In that case, there is one thing...
[13:21] Lorna
    That was so cool!
[13:24] Lorna
    "King, I don't need any such grand reward.
[13:27] Lorna
    I only desire one thing.
[13:30] Lorna
    Please allow me to train in magic and
    swordsmanship with Louise and the others."
[13:35] Valkyries
    Me, too! Me, too!
[13:38] Louise
    That's my Master for you.
[13:40] Lorna
    That's my Seiichi!
[13:42] Lorna
    You're every bit the man I knew you were!
[13:45] Lorna
    Feel free to use the training areas
    and anything else as you like!
[13:49] Claudia
    They didn't say it quite like that, though.
[13:56] Artoria
    Hey, Saria.
[13:57] Artoria
    Aren't you worried about Seiichi?
[13:59] Saria
    Huh?
[14:01] Artoria
    I mean, he got dragged off by
    all those beautiful Valkyries.
[14:04] Lulune
    That's right. They took Master.
[14:07] Saria
    Worried?
[14:09] Artoria
    What I'm saying is,
[14:10] Artoria
    he might come back with new women again!
[14:15] Lulune
    Are you okay with that, Saria-san?
[14:18] Saria
    I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi.
[14:21] Artoria
    "After all, it's Seiichi"?
[14:23] Saria
    I have faith that Seiichi can overcome
    anything in an amusing way.
[14:29] Saria
    I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though.
[14:32] Lulune
    Saria-san...
[14:35] Artoria
    I can't help but be jealous.
[14:39] Saria
    Jealous?
[14:47] Lorna
    Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough?
[14:56] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, I want the genes
    of a strong man like you.
[15:07] Guscle
    We can only recognize love
    when it comes with pain.
[15:12] Artoria
    If anything like that happens,
    I won't be able to curb my jealousy!
[15:16] Artoria
    Damn it! The jealousy!
[15:17] Artoria
    Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping!
[15:19] Artoria
    Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot!
[15:23] Ranze
    Hey, Seiichi.
[15:25] Ranze
    One day, I want
[15:27] Ranze
    to build public baths throughout
    this nation—no, the entire world.
[15:31] Seiichi
    Throughout the world?
[15:33] Ranze
    Yeah.
[15:35] Ranze
    When you're in the bath,
    nationality and race don't matter.
[15:38] Ranze
    Whether you're human or demon
    doesn't matter, either.
[15:41] Ranze
    Everyone's equal.
[15:44] Ranze
    One day, I want everyone in
    the world to stop fighting
[15:47] Ranze
    and be able to enjoy spending time
    naked with each other like this.
[15:52] Ranze
    Well, that's my silly dream.
[15:58] Seiichi
    Ranze-san...
[16:00] Zakia
    Your Majesty!
[16:02] Zakia
    Is it true you sent the heroes
    to Barbador Magic Academy?!
[16:06] Scheldt
    Hmph. So what if it is?
[16:09] Zakia
    How could you?!
[16:10] Zakia
    They were still—
[16:12] Scheldt
    Silence, insolent fool!
[16:15] Helio
    You dare question His Majesty's ideas?
[16:21] Helio
    Hmph! They're all just
    sacrificial pawns, anyway.
[16:23] Zakia
    The heroes are sacrificial pawns?
[16:25] Zakia
    What do you plan to do if they
    ever use their power against us?!
[16:30] Helio
    The heroes revolting?
[16:31] Helio
    Impossible!
[16:33] Zakia
    What?
[16:34] Helio
    I, the greatest mage in this empire,
[16:37] Helio
    Helio Robahn, have placed
    Enslavement Bracelets on them.
[16:42] Zakia
    Enslavement Bracelets?!
[16:45] Helio
    In the event they do try to remove them...
[16:48] Zakia
    Helio, you bastard!
[16:57] Scheldt
    Wh-Wh-Who's there?!
[17:00] Zakia
    Someone was sniping.
[17:01] Zakia
    Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty.
[17:04] Scheldt
    Hey, Zakia!
[17:05] Scheldt
    What are you dawdling for?!
[17:07] Scheldt
    Go and capture the foe
    who shot at me right away!
[17:11] Zakia
    At once.
[17:12] Zakia
    Helio, I leave His Majesty to you.
[17:14] Helio
    Hmph!
[17:15] Helio
    Quit prattling and hurry!
[17:24] Helio
    I can't believe someone would
    come after Your Majesty!
[17:28] Scheldt
    Who on earth was behind this?
[17:30] Scheldt
    It wasn't those demons, was it?
[17:33] Helio
    Your Majesty,
[17:34] Helio
    I recently heard something odd
    concerning the demons.
[17:38] Scheldt
    What is it?
[17:40] Helio
    I've heard that King Ranze of
    the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg
[17:43] Helio
    is forming an alliance with the demons.
[17:47] Scheldt
    Oh?
[17:49] Helio
    That would be treason when
    Your Majesty is obviously
[17:53] Helio
    preparing to fight them, would it not?
[17:57] Scheldt
    But there's no need for concern.
[17:59] Scheldt
    I've already taken measures.
[18:01] Helio
    What?!
[18:03] Scheldt
    I'm sure you've heard the name, as well.
[18:07] Scheldt
    I sent out the Dark Executioner,
    the one nobody can escape once targeted,
[18:11] Scheldt
    the Twilight Assassin.
[18:14] Scheldt
    Right around now, he should be tasting
    the same humiliation I just faced.
[18:20] Helio
    Impressive, Your Majesty!
[18:24] Artoria
    Seiichi.
[18:25] Lulune
    Master.
[18:26] Florio
    Seiichi-kun.
[18:27] Seiichi
    Y-Yes?
[18:31] Seiichi
    Huh? Why are all of you here?
[18:34] Florio
    These ladies said they wished
    to see you, Seiichi-kun.
[18:38] Artoria
    Man, Saria's been so worried
    about you all this time!
[18:42] Saria
    Huh? Wh-What?
[18:45] Seiichi
    Saria...
[18:47] Saria
    H-Hey, Ar!
[18:49] Artoria
    Apparently, she couldn't stop her
    jealousy at the thought of you
[18:52] Artoria
    surrounded by all the Valkyries.
[18:54] Saria
    Th-That's what you said, Ar!
[18:56] Artoria
    I-I never said any such thing.
[19:00] Louise
    Master!
[19:06] Saria
    My, what a pretty woman.
[19:08] Lulune
    Such a sweet, floral scent!
[19:10] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[19:11] Artoria
    Have you and this woman already...
[19:13] Seiichi
    I-It's not what you think!
[19:15] Seiichi
    She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries.
[19:18] Artoria
    Wha... You're the Knight of Swords?
[19:22] Louise
    Nice to meet you.
[19:23] Louise
    Master has been taking good care of me.
[19:26] Saria
    I'm Saria.
[19:27] Saria
    I'm Seiichi's wife!
[19:29] Louise
    Oh, my...
[19:31] Florio
    Oh?
[19:32] Florio
    Way to go, Seiichi-kun!
[19:34] Florio
    I'm surprised you landed such
    an adorable partner!
[19:37] Seiichi
    Y-Yes, well...
[19:39] Artoria
    I-I'm Artoria Gremm.
[19:42] Artoria
    I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend!
[19:45] Florio
    What?! This one's your girlfriend?!
[19:47] Seiichi
    Oh, well, that's...
[19:49] Lulune
    I'm Lulune.
[19:51] Lulune
    I've dedicated my body and soul
    to Master as his loyal servant!
[19:55] Florio
    S-Servant?!
[19:56] Seiichi
    What kind of introductions are these?!
[20:00] Florio
    A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant...
[20:02] Florio
    You're wild, Seiichi-kun.
[20:05] Seiichi
    N-Nah...
[20:06] Louise
    Master.
[20:08] Louise
    I am proud to have a master like you.
[20:13] Florio
    Impressive, Seiichi-kun.
[20:15] Florio
    Any other man would go up in flames
    and be forced to show restraint.
[20:21] Seiichi
    What's happening to my reputation?
[20:34] Lorna
    Now then, little kitten...
[20:37] Lorna
    Today we're going to make
    you spill everything.
[20:46] Seiichi
    It wasn't until after this that I learned
[20:49] Seiichi
    all about the far too tragic past
    that this tiny girl shouldered.
[22:26] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:29] Lulune
    Huh? We're doing it in the bath?!
[22:31] Artoria
    At least wrap a bath towel around yourself!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644000 (100 )
     Defense: 1667000 (100 ) Agility: 1690000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
    Luck: 1610000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
     Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
     Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
    Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
    Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
    Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
    Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.
     Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
     Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[22:41] Artoria
    Looks like it hasn't changed too much.
[22:44] Saria
    So now we need an emergency plan.
[22:47] Saria
    First, please have a look here.
[22:54] Saria
    We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan
    attempt this kiss scene!
[22:58] Artoria
    Huh?
[23:00] Lulune
    What do you mean?
[23:02] Saria
    You'll each be presented in order, so please
    show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek!
[23:09] Saria
    Let's start right now!
[23:11] Saria
    First up is Lulune-chan.
[23:13] Saria
    Three, two, one! Go!
[23:16] Lulune
    Smooch...
[23:17] Saria
    Next is Ar! Give it a try!
[23:20] Saria
    Three, two, one! Go!
[23:24] Artoria
    Smooch...
[23:25] Saria
    And there you have it!
    We'll see you again next time!
[23:29] Saria
    Goodbye!
[23:31] Artoria
    Where did that forced cue even come from?!
[23:35] Artoria
    Seiichi saves Oliga from
    her dark, tragic curse.
[23:39] Artoria
    There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally
[23:42] Artoria
    before a dark threat takes action.
SIGN    Next Time
    Creeping Kaiser Empire
[23:44] Artoria
    Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire."
[23:47] Artoria
    The calamity begins.