# E7 - Seiichi Dies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXVJ94/seiichi-dies)
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**[00:18] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[00:20] Artoria**
Seiichi...
**[00:21] Lulune**
Master...
**[00:22] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[00:24] Agnos**
You gotta be kidding me, Boss Man...
**[00:26] Agnos**
You died on us?
**[00:28] Brud**
Seiichi-sensei...
**[00:30] Helen**
Sensei...
**[00:32] Beatrice**
Sensei, it can't be...
**[00:35] Barnabus**
I didn't expect him to be lost...
**[00:38] Saria**
Seiichi...
***SIGN*** Seiichi Dies...
**[00:49] Heavenly Voice**
"Seiichi Dies..."
**[00:55] Saria**
One, two!
**[00:56] Everyone**
Thank you very much!
**[00:59] Seiichi**
Wait, it's not over yet!
**[01:01] Seiichi**
I'm alive! I'm still kicking!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Seiichi Dies
**[02:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, I finally found you.
**[02:56] Seiichi**
Uh, and you are... who?
**[03:01] Airi**
We've been together since
middle school! I'm Airin!
**[03:05] Seiichi**
Airin? The seasoning?
**[03:07] Heavenly Voice**
That's mirin.
***SIGN*** Mirin
**[03:08] Seiichi**
The bicycle thing?
**[03:09] Heavenly Voice**
That's racing (keirin).
**[03:09] Seiichi**
The Pythagoras thing?
**[03:11] Heavenly Voice**
That's theorem (teiri).
**[03:13] Heavenly Voice**
Um, shall I just explain it to you?
**[03:16] Airi**
Whose voice is that?
**[03:19] Heavenly Voice**
It's been a long time.
**[03:20] Heavenly Voice**
This is the underworld,
**[03:21] Heavenly Voice**
the realm inhabited
by the souls of the dead.
**[03:24] Airi**
Th-Th-The underworld?!
**[03:26] Seiichi**
You mean I died?!
**[03:28] Heavenly Voice**
that's right, Seiichi!
**[03:30] Heavenly Voice**
You are already dead.
**[03:32] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[03:33] Heavenly Voice**
Oh, Seiichi! How pathetic of you to go and die!
**[03:36] Seiichi**
Uh, were you always like this?
**[03:38] Airi**
Airi is dead.
**[03:40] Seiichi**
That's a bad joke.
**[03:41] Heavenly Voice**
Pardon me.
**[03:42] Heavenly Voice**
It's been so long since I was
around, I misread our closeness.
**[03:45] Heavenly Voice**
Now, once more...
**[03:46] Heavenly Voice**
If you, the protagonist, remain dead,
this series is finished.
**[03:51] Heavenly Voice**
So please find some way
to come back to life.
**[03:53] Seiichi**
Okay... but how do I do that?
**[03:56] Heavenly Voice**
You must find the Gate of the Living
**[03:58] Heavenly Voice**
that exists somewhere in the
underworld, and pass through it.
**[04:02] Both**
Gate of the Living?
**[04:04] Seiichi**
If we pass through that gate,
we can go back to our original world?
**[04:07] Heavenly Voice**
You catch on quickly.
**[04:09] Heavenly Voice**
Now hurry up and get to it!
**[04:11] Airi**
I'll do my best to see you
brought back to life, Sei-chan!
**[04:17] Airi**
So let's get going to the Gate of the Living!
**[04:20] Airi**
Yeah!
**[04:22] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:23] Airi**
Get more pumped up!
**[04:25] Seiichi**
Yeah!
**[04:26] Heavenly Voice**
I call it the "Sudden Cross-the-Styx
Yes-or-No Ultra Quiz"!
***SIGN*** Sudden Cross
Ultra Quiz
**[04:32] Heavenly Voice**
I will be asking you
questions about your life.
**[04:36] Heavenly Voice**
To pass the checkpoints,
you must choose yes or no.
**[04:39] Heavenly Voice**
Leap into whichever you think is the answer.
**[04:42] Seiichi**
Uh, and what happens if I get it wrong?
**[04:45] Heavenly Voice**
Then you splash into the Styx.
**[04:47] Heavenly Voice**
Instant death.
**[04:48] Seiichi**
We're already dead, though.
**[04:50] Heavenly Voice**
Do you want to go to
the Gate of the Living?!
**[04:53] Airi**
I do!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[04:54] Heavenly Voice**
Do you really, truly want to go?!
**[04:57] Seiichi**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[04:58] Airi**
I totally want to go for real!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[05:00] Heavenly Voice**
Question!
**[05:03] Heavenly Voice**
The reason Airin fell in love
with Seiichi was...
**[05:05] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[05:06] Heavenly Voice**
Love at first sight!
**[05:08] Heavenly Voice**
Yes or no?!
**[05:09] Heavenly Voice**
Now, go!
**[05:11] Seiichi**
Airin, you're in love with me?
**[05:13] Heavenly Voice**
Airi-san cannot answer you.
**[05:17] Seiichi**
I've never had anyone fall in love
with me at first sight before,
**[05:20] Seiichi**
but there is still a possibility...
**[05:23] Heavenly Voice**
You're surprisingly full of yourself, huh?
**[05:28] Seiichi**
Whatever! Let's do this!
**[05:29] Heavenly Voice**
Now, yes or no? Choose your answer!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn! Mnh!
**[05:40] Seiichi**
Was it love at first sight, or was it not?
**[05:43] Seiichi**
I have no idea!
**[05:45] Seiichi**
Which was it?
**[05:53] Seiichi**
Hey, is she sending me some kind of signal?
**[05:56] Seiichi**
The shape of her legs...
**[05:58] Seiichi**
An X? So the answer is no?
**[05:59] Seiichi**
Oh, no, I might be wrong.
**[06:01] Seiichi**
Maybe she just needs to
pee and she's holding it.
**[06:11] Seiichi**
Fine! I'll bet it all on this one!
**[06:14] Seiichi**
Monkey Turn!
**[06:25] Heavenly Voice**
Correct!
**[06:29] Seiichi**
Thank goodness!
**[06:32] Seiichi**
That was close...
**[06:35] Airi**
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
**[06:39] Airi**
You got it right!
**[06:42] Airi**
You did it, Sei-chan!
**[06:45] Seiichi**
Airin...
**[06:46] Heavenly Voice**
Now watch this video clip
of the right answer!
**[06:56] Airi**
It was back in middle school.
**[06:58] Airi**
I always ate lunch alone
because I didn't have any friends.
**[07:12] Airi**
That was when I first met you, Sei-chan.
**[07:16] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Use these if you'd like.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Airi**
Th-Thank you.
**[07:27] Airi**
Since neither of us fit in at school,
**[07:30] Airi**
we both started eating our
lonely lunches together.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Anyway, why are you here all alone?
**[07:37] (Flashback) Airi**
That's a rude thing to ask out of the blue.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I didn't mean anything by it.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's just...
**[07:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're not being bullied like I am, right?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
So I wondered why...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Airi**
I'm just not good at talking to others.
**[07:56] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Even though you chat with me so much?
**[07:58] (Flashback) Airi**
Well, that's... because you're easy to talk to.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Airi**
Besides, I look so utterly plain,
**[08:06] (Flashback) Airi**
so I'm not very confident.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You should have more confidence in yourself.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Airi**
Huh?
**[08:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're, well...
**[08:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're a nice, honest girl,
and you're a good listener.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Plus, I think you're cute.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Airi**
C-Cute?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**
So I'm sure you could make friends
**[08:27] (Flashback) Seiichi**
if you approached others the same
way you're talking to me right now.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
S-Sorry for saying such odd things.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Airi**
N-No...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Airi**
You called me cute.
**[08:47] Heavenly Voice**
It wasn't love at first sight
because she gradually became
**[08:50] Heavenly Voice**
attracted to your kindness
as you chatted on the roof.
**[08:55] Seiichi**
You're the girl I ate lonely lunches with!
**[08:59] Airi**
You finally remembered me, Sei-chan.
**[09:02] Airi**
I'm who am I now because of you.
**[09:07] Seiichi**
I didn't know.
**[09:09] Airi**
So I swore that this time I would
risk my life to protect you!
**[09:16] Seiichi**
Airin...
**[09:21] Heavenly Voice**
So congratulations on passing
the first checkpoint!
**[09:25] Airi**
Yay!
**[09:27] Heavenly Voice**
Now, we're finally at the last checkpoint!
**[09:29] Seiichi**
Huh?! The last one already?!
**[09:34] Ranze**
I'm speaking to you today for one reason alone.
**[09:37] Ranze**
We've received a letter
from the Demon Kingdom
**[09:41] Ranze**
officially requesting to forge an alliance.
**[09:46] Guscle**
Long time no bridge!
**[09:49] Guscle**
So it's finally time for us to shine!
**[09:52] Ranze**
You haven't changed at all, Guscle.
**[09:54] Ranze**
Wait, where's Eris?
**[09:56] Eris**
Right here.
**[10:00] Ranze**
What?!
**[10:02] Ranze**
I'm guessing I was in the bath too long and
**[10:05] Ranze**
the heat put me to sleep,
so you tied me up while I was out?!
**[10:08] Eris**
It's a wooden horse. It looks more painful
than it is... but it does hurt a little.
**[10:12] Eris**
It has a sauna mat laid over it, too.
**[10:14] Eris**
It's important for ropes and
alliances to be bound tightly!
**[10:18] Ranze**
Listen when people talk!
**[10:22] Lutia**
Everyone, listen.
**[10:24] Lutia**
We're forging the alliance
**[10:26] Lutia**
with the Wimberg Kingdom that
we've been working on for a while.
**[10:29] Lutia**
Now we demons can truly reclaim
our smiles and move forward.
**[10:37] Lutia**
There's only one more step
to ratify the alliance.
**[10:40] Lutia**
Everyone, please lend me your aid.
**[10:43] Urus and Leia**
We're with you, Demon Lord.
**[10:47] Lutia**
If anyone has any thoughts,
feel free to voice them now.
**[10:52] Urus**
I have one concern.
**[10:54] Lutia**
What is it?
**[10:56] Urus**
There are several people in the Wimberg
Kingdom who are beyond comprehension.
**[11:00] Urus**
Especially that unfathomable
Guild Master, Guscle.
**[11:05] Urus**
I don't think it would be wise
to allow him to get close to you.
**[11:10] Leia**
That's certainly true.
**[11:12] Lutia**
A naked muscle-man?
Humans are so strange.
**[11:14] Jade**
I think I'm likely to get along
well with them all.
**[11:20] Leia**
Lutia-sama, please rest assured.
**[11:22] Leia**
There is one individual, Eris,
who is relatively normal.
**[11:26] Lutia**
Relatively normal?
**[11:29] Leia**
Her.
**[11:36] Lutia**
*She's kind of cute.*
**[11:38] Ranze**
At any rate, the fate of this
kingdom rests in your hands.
**[11:43] Ranze**
I'm counting on you to handle it.
**[11:45] Guscle**
Yeah! Time to shine once more!
**[11:48] Guscle**
My arm's itching to go!
No, my upper bicep is!
**[11:53] Eris**
My whip's ready to crack!
**[11:56] Guscle**
Oh! It's finally time!
**[11:58] Ranze**
*I can always count on them...*
**[12:00] Ranze**
*even though they're perverts!*
**[12:06] Eris**
Now for a short SM—sorry, commercial break.
**[12:14] Heavenly Voice**
Seiichi and Airi have safely passed
through the first checkpoint.
**[12:19] Heavenly Voice**
Now they're desperately wandering
in search of the next checkpoint.
**[12:22] Seiichi**
Hey, please quit making up
stories of your own!
**[12:24] Airi**
We're not really wandering.
**[12:27] Heavenly Voice**
And after wandering around,
they finally arrived to find...
**[12:31] Seiichi**
It kept going!
**[12:32] Heavenly Voice**
...that another trial was awaiting them!
**[12:35] Heavenly Voice**
And after this, they would be in dire straits!
**[12:40] Doit**
I've been waiting for you, Seiichi!
**[12:44] Seiichi**
A-Aren't you...
**[12:46] Doit**
I am the great ancestor of the Rose Clan—
**[12:50] Seiichi**
The novel author, Miku-sensei?
**[12:52] Flunky1**
People call him the conqueror
of the underworld!
**[12:54] Flunky2**
Shall We Do It the First!
***SIGN*** Shall we do it?
**[12:56] Doit**
Shall we do it?
**[12:58] Seiichi**
The ancestor of that guy
who appeared in season 1?!
**[13:01] Airi**
Sei-chan, you know this mohawk guy?
**[13:03] Seiichi**
No!
**[13:04] Doit**
We don't know each other
directly, but I love that ass!
**[13:09] Doit**
Come on!
**[13:11] Seiichi**
*This checkpoint is truly hell.*
**[13:14] Seiichi**
*In more ways than one.*
**[13:15] Doit**
Once you get through this labyrinth,
you'll find the Gate of the Living.
**[13:19] Flunky1**
But don't expect to get through it that easily!
**[13:22] Flunky2**
We'll defend the Gate
of the Living to the last!
**[13:25] Doit**
And, Seiichi,
**[13:27] Doit**
you'll need to protect your gate, too!
**[13:30] Seiichi**
My gate?
**[13:32] Doit**
Not the Gate of the Living,
but your personal gate!
***SIGN*** Gate
***SIGN*** Thing
***SIGN*** Opening
**[13:37] Airi**
His personal gate?
**[13:40] Doit**
I can't say it outright due
to broadcast compliance,
**[13:44] Doit**
but I mean his ****!
**[13:46] Seiichi**
M-M-My ****?!
**[13:49] Doit**
Yes!
**[13:50] Doit**
If you let us **** your **** even once
in the labyrinth, you're dead.
***SIGN*** Crack
**[13:59] Airi**
*No way! That's outrageous!*
**[14:04] Heavenly Voice**
Muster your courage and break through!
**[14:06] Heavenly Voice**
Through this final checkpoint,
the mansion of hell!
**[14:09] Airi**
I'll protect Sei-chan, no matter what!
**[14:18] Three**
Wait! Hey!
**[14:21] Seiichi**
Run!
**[14:22] Three**
You can't escape!
**[14:23] Three**
Wait!
**[14:25] Seiichi**
Huh? I'm alone?
**[14:26] Three**
Yeah!
**[14:27] Airi**
Move it!
**[14:32] Flunky2**
And you're such a pretty girl, too!
**[14:34] Flunky2**
Splendid!
**[14:37] Airi**
You're open!
**[14:41] Seiichi**
Man, this is seriously gross, but...
**[14:43] Seiichi**
Take this!
**[14:48] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[14:49] Doit**
It won't work! It won't work! It won't work!
**[14:53] Seiichi**
What the hell is going on
with his ass muscles?!
**[14:56] Seiichi**
It's like they're actual buns of steel!
**[14:58] Doit**
You won't be able to ****
with those fingers anymore!
**[15:01] Doit**
Now, surrender and live
in the underworld, Seiichi!
**[15:04] Flunky1**
Join us in the Rose Clan!
**[15:07] Flunky2**
It's a fun second life!
**[15:10] Seiichi**
Anyone who renounces
themselves is no longer human.
**[15:13] Heavenly Voice**
Who are you supposed to be?
**[15:16] Doit**
Then die!
**[15:25] Both**
M-Miku-sensei!
**[15:31] Doit**
Y-You guys!
**[15:35] Doit**
I will get revenge for you!
**[15:39] Airi**
Come on! Now's our chance!
**[15:43] Doit**
Wait!
**[15:49] Seiichi**
Airin!
**[15:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, don't worry about me. Just go!
**[15:55] Doit**
Seiichi!
**[15:57] Doit**
As the guardian of the Gate of the
Living, I will not let you pass!
**[16:02] Doit**
I'll make this reverberate deep
within your loins and beyond!
**[16:06] Doit**
This is the secret technique
passed down in our Rose Clan!
**[16:10] Doit**
Our most powerful, ultimate skill...
**[16:13] Doit**
Rose Fist!
**[16:15] Seiichi**
Ah, I've seen this before.
**[16:17] Doit**
Also known as Rose ****!
**[16:26] Seiichi**
*He really loves his ****.*
**[16:29] Airi**
Sei-chan...
**[16:30] Doit**
Here I come, Seiichi!
**[16:33] Doit**
I'll **** your **** with my ****!
**[16:43] Seiichi**
I'll leave what's happening here
up to your imagination!
**[16:51] Destra**
So, what is it, Jutis?
**[16:54] Jutis**
Gempel-sama has taken action.
**[16:56] Destra**
Oh?
**[16:58] Jutis**
Vitor-san has also...
**[17:00] Destra**
Hmm...
**[17:05] Destra**
Sounds like everyone's having fun.
**[17:10] Airi**
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
**[17:14] Doit**
Seiichi...
**[17:16] Doit**
You've done well to survive this long
with that soft personality of yours.
**[17:20] Doit**
However, you would have
arrived at this fate eventually!
**[17:26] Seiichi**
Do It the First...
**[17:29] Seiichi**
The time has come.
**[17:32] Seiichi**
This is the moment I surpass you!
**[17:38] Doit**
N-No way!
**[17:39] Doit**
I'm...
**[17:40] Doit**
I, Do It the First, am trembling?!
**[17:44] Seiichi**
Do It the First...
**[17:46] Seiichi**
Hell is too tame for you.
**[17:49] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[17:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, you're my god!
**[17:53] Doit**
Then I'll just have to fight a god!
**[18:07] Doit**
N-Never back down! Never grovel!
Never repent!
**[18:11] Doit**
There is no escape for a king!
**[18:28] Doit**
It would seem...
**[18:29] Doit**
in the middle of battle, I forgot to fight.
**[18:43] Doit**
My life was one lived
without a single regret!
**[18:54] Doit**
I need no name on my tombstone. If I die—
**[18:57] Doit**
Huh? Wait, hold on, what?
**[18:59] Doit**
Y-You're just leaving me? Hey...
**[19:02] Heavenly Voice**
That was a struggle, Seiichi.
**[19:04] Heavenly Voice**
You're safe now, after making it this far.
**[19:06] Heavenly Voice**
I'll guide you to the Gate of the Living.
**[19:09] Seiichi**
I wish you'd done that from the start
instead of pulling this stupid nonsense.
**[19:13] Heavenly Voice**
People need trials, Seiichi.
**[19:18] Seiichi**
If it's a trial I need to go through,
**[19:19] Seiichi**
then I'll go through it, but...
**[19:21] Heavenly Voice**
Seiichi,
**[19:23] Heavenly Voice**
it was fun interacting with you
again here in the underworld.
**[19:27] Heavenly Voice**
Oh, have you noticed anything
different about your Status lately?
**[19:30] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:33] Saria**
Seiichi?!
**[19:34] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:40] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[19:42] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:44] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[19:46] Helen**
Sensei!
**[19:48] Brud**
Thank goodness. Truly, what a relief.
**[19:56] Seiichi**
Everyone...
**[19:59] Seiichi**
What's going on?
**[20:01] Louise**
Master!
**[20:04] Seiichi**
Louise?!
**[20:10] Seiichi**
Louise!
**[20:11] Artoria**
Louise!
**[20:11] Saria**
Louise-san!
**[20:19] Seiichi**
Louise, hang in there!
**[20:21] Saria**
Louise-san!
**[22:02] Gempel**
What's this emergency gathering for?
**[22:03] Vitor**
Has there been some emergency?
**[22:05] Jutis**
Yes.
**[22:06] Jutis**
It's almost time to
decide on today's dinner.
**[22:09] Gempel**
Huh?! Dinner?!
**[22:11] Destra**
Sorry for the wait.
**[22:12] Jutis**
Now, I shall take the lead in
conducting our Great Devil Order—
**[22:15] Jutis**
our What to Have for Dinner Meeting.
**[22:17] Gempel**
You figure that out!
**[22:19] Jutis**
How about yakisoba?
**[22:20] Gempel**
What?! Not a chance!
**[22:22] Jutis**
Then what about fried rice?
**[22:23] Gempel**
Rejected!
**[22:24] Vitor**
A classic example of a tiresome man.
**[22:26] Gempel**
Shut up!
**[22:28] Gempel**
I always eat yakisoba and
fried rice for Saturday's lunch!
**[22:31] Jutis**
You're very particular.
**[22:33] Jutis**
Do you have any requests, Vitor-san?
**[22:35] Vitor**
Then why don't we knead
Hamburg steaks together?
**[22:38] Jutis**
Have everyone make them by hand?
**[22:40] Jutis**
We'll take that as one suggestion.
**[22:42] Jutis**
Destra-sama?
**[22:43] Destra**
What?
**[22:43] Jutis**
What are you drinking?
**[22:45] Destra**
I don't know.
**[22:46] Vitor**
The angle at which you tilt your wine glass
**[22:49] Vitor**
will change the amount
that flows onto the tongue,
**[22:52] Vitor**
so in order to better savor it, you should
be more particular about your glasses.
**[22:54] Gempel**
Can the useless trivia!
**[22:56] Vitor**
Forgive me, but it takes great effort
**[22:57] Vitor**
to dumb down conversation
for an uneducated man like you.
**[23:00] Gempel**
What'd you say, you bastard?!
**[23:02] Vitor**
I merely stated the truth.
**[23:03] Jutis**
Everyone, please listen.
**[23:06] Jutis**
We still haven't decided on anything.
**[23:07] Destra**
Me, me!
**[23:09] Destra**
I want to eat truffles, foie gras,
caviar, and cheese dakgalbi!
**[23:13] Jutis**
That's quite the variety.
**[23:16] Destra**
Think you can buy it all by dinner?
**[23:18] Jutis**
No, it would take quite
some time if we started now.
**[23:21] Destra**
I want it! I want it! I want it!
**[23:24] Destra**
Buy it for me!
**[23:25] Gempel**
Argh! At this point, I actually
do want to eat yakisoba!
**[23:27] Vitor**
Juicy, juicy, juicy meat!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[23:35] Seiichi**
When I come back to life, I find Louise,
leader of the Valkyries, before me.
**[23:38] Seiichi**
Wait, what happened to
give her all these injuries?!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Wimberg is moving to seal its
alliance with the Demon Kingdom,
**[23:43] Seiichi**
so they're hosting a Guild Audition?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
The Four Leaders Closing In
**[23:45] Seiichi**
Next time, "The Four Leaders Closing In"!
**[23:46] Seiichi**
They're finally making their move!