E7 - Seiichi Dies
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[00:18] Saria
Seiichi...
[00:20] Artoria
Seiichi...
[00:21] Lulune
Master...
[00:22] Oliga
Onii-chan!
[00:24] Agnos
You gotta be kidding me, Boss Man...
[00:26] Agnos
You died on us?
[00:28] Brud
Seiichi-sensei...
[00:30] Helen
Sensei...
[00:32] Beatrice
Sensei, it can't be...
[00:35] Barnabus
I didn't expect him to be lost...
[00:38] Saria
Seiichi...
SIGN Seiichi Dies...
[00:49] Heavenly Voice
"Seiichi Dies..."
[00:55] Saria
One, two!
[00:56] Everyone
Thank you very much!
[00:59] Seiichi
Wait, it's not over yet!
[01:01] Seiichi
I'm alive! I'm still kicking!
SIGN The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN Seiichi Dies
[02:50] Airi
Sei-chan, I finally found you.
[02:56] Seiichi
Uh, and you are... who?
[03:01] Airi
We've been together since
middle school! I'm Airin!
[03:05] Seiichi
Airin? The seasoning?
[03:07] Heavenly Voice
That's mirin.
SIGN Mirin
[03:08] Seiichi
The bicycle thing?
[03:09] Heavenly Voice
That's racing (keirin).
[03:09] Seiichi
The Pythagoras thing?
[03:11] Heavenly Voice
That's theorem (teiri).
[03:13] Heavenly Voice
Um, shall I just explain it to you?
[03:16] Airi
Whose voice is that?
[03:19] Heavenly Voice
It's been a long time.
[03:20] Heavenly Voice
This is the underworld,
[03:21] Heavenly Voice
the realm inhabited
by the souls of the dead.
[03:24] Airi
Th-Th-The underworld?!
[03:26] Seiichi
You mean I died?!
[03:28] Heavenly Voice
that's right, Seiichi!
[03:30] Heavenly Voice
You are already dead.
[03:32] Seiichi
Huh?
[03:33] Heavenly Voice
Oh, Seiichi! How pathetic of you to go and die!
[03:36] Seiichi
Uh, were you always like this?
[03:38] Airi
Airi is dead.
[03:40] Seiichi
That's a bad joke.
[03:41] Heavenly Voice
Pardon me.
[03:42] Heavenly Voice
It's been so long since I was
around, I misread our closeness.
[03:45] Heavenly Voice
Now, once more...
[03:46] Heavenly Voice
If you, the protagonist, remain dead,
this series is finished.
[03:51] Heavenly Voice
So please find some way
to come back to life.
[03:53] Seiichi
Okay... but how do I do that?
[03:56] Heavenly Voice
You must find the Gate of the Living
[03:58] Heavenly Voice
that exists somewhere in the
underworld, and pass through it.
[04:02] Both
Gate of the Living?
[04:04] Seiichi
If we pass through that gate,
we can go back to our original world?
[04:07] Heavenly Voice
You catch on quickly.
[04:09] Heavenly Voice
Now hurry up and get to it!
[04:11] Airi
I'll do my best to see you
brought back to life, Sei-chan!
[04:17] Airi
So let's get going to the Gate of the Living!
[04:20] Airi
Yeah!
[04:22] Seiichi
Y-Yeah.
[04:23] Airi
Get more pumped up!
[04:25] Seiichi
Yeah!
[04:26] Heavenly Voice
I call it the "Sudden Cross-the-Styx
Yes-or-No Ultra Quiz"!
SIGN Sudden Cross
Ultra Quiz
[04:32] Heavenly Voice
I will be asking you
questions about your life.
[04:36] Heavenly Voice
To pass the checkpoints,
you must choose yes or no.
[04:39] Heavenly Voice
Leap into whichever you think is the answer.
[04:42] Seiichi
Uh, and what happens if I get it wrong?
[04:45] Heavenly Voice
Then you splash into the Styx.
[04:47] Heavenly Voice
Instant death.
[04:48] Seiichi
We're already dead, though.
[04:50] Heavenly Voice
Do you want to go to
the Gate of the Living?!
[04:53] Airi
I do!
SIGN Yeah!
[04:54] Heavenly Voice
Do you really, truly want to go?!
[04:57] Seiichi
Yeah.
SIGN Yeah!
[04:58] Airi
I totally want to go for real!
SIGN Yeah!
[05:00] Heavenly Voice
Question!
[05:03] Heavenly Voice
The reason Airin fell in love
with Seiichi was...
[05:05] Seiichi
Huh?!
[05:06] Heavenly Voice
Love at first sight!
[05:08] Heavenly Voice
Yes or no?!
[05:09] Heavenly Voice
Now, go!
[05:11] Seiichi
Airin, you're in love with me?
[05:13] Heavenly Voice
Airi-san cannot answer you.
[05:17] Seiichi
I've never had anyone fall in love
with me at first sight before,
[05:20] Seiichi
but there is still a possibility...
[05:23] Heavenly Voice
You're surprisingly full of yourself, huh?
[05:28] Seiichi
Whatever! Let's do this!
[05:29] Heavenly Voice
Now, yes or no? Choose your answer!
SIGN Mmn!!
SIGN Mmn!!
SIGN Mmn!!
SIGN Mmn!!
SIGN Mmn!!
SIGN Mmn! Mnh!
[05:40] Seiichi
Was it love at first sight, or was it not?
[05:43] Seiichi
I have no idea!
[05:45] Seiichi
Which was it?
[05:53] Seiichi
Hey, is she sending me some kind of signal?
[05:56] Seiichi
The shape of her legs...
[05:58] Seiichi
An X? So the answer is no?
[05:59] Seiichi
Oh, no, I might be wrong.
[06:01] Seiichi
Maybe she just needs to
pee and she's holding it.
[06:11] Seiichi
Fine! I'll bet it all on this one!
[06:14] Seiichi
Monkey Turn!
[06:25] Heavenly Voice
Correct!
[06:29] Seiichi
Thank goodness!
[06:32] Seiichi
That was close...
[06:35] Airi
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
[06:39] Airi
You got it right!
[06:42] Airi
You did it, Sei-chan!
[06:45] Seiichi
Airin...
[06:46] Heavenly Voice
Now watch this video clip
of the right answer!
[06:56] Airi
It was back in middle school.
[06:58] Airi
I always ate lunch alone
because I didn't have any friends.
[07:12] Airi
That was when I first met you, Sei-chan.
[07:16] (Flashback) Seiichi
Use these if you'd like.
[07:23] (Flashback) Airi
Th-Thank you.
[07:27] Airi
Since neither of us fit in at school,
[07:30] Airi
we both started eating our
lonely lunches together.
[07:33] (Flashback) Seiichi
Anyway, why are you here all alone?
[07:37] (Flashback) Airi
That's a rude thing to ask out of the blue.
[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
Oh, I'm sorry.
[07:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
I didn't mean anything by it.
[07:43] (Flashback) Seiichi
It's just...
[07:44] (Flashback) Seiichi
You're not being bullied like I am, right?
[07:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
So I wondered why...
[07:51] (Flashback) Airi
I'm just not good at talking to others.
[07:56] (Flashback) Seiichi
Even though you chat with me so much?
[07:58] (Flashback) Airi
Well, that's... because you're easy to talk to.
[08:02] (Flashback) Airi
Besides, I look so utterly plain,
[08:06] (Flashback) Airi
so I'm not very confident.
[08:08] (Flashback) Seiichi
You should have more confidence in yourself.
[08:12] (Flashback) Airi
Huh?
[08:14] (Flashback) Seiichi
You're, well...
[08:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
You're a nice, honest girl,
and you're a good listener.
[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
Plus, I think you're cute.
[08:21] (Flashback) Airi
C-Cute?
[08:24] (Flashback) Seiichi
So I'm sure you could make friends
[08:27] (Flashback) Seiichi
if you approached others the same
way you're talking to me right now.
[08:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
S-Sorry for saying such odd things.
[08:39] (Flashback) Airi
N-No...
[08:41] (Flashback) Airi
You called me cute.
[08:47] Heavenly Voice
It wasn't love at first sight
because she gradually became
[08:50] Heavenly Voice
attracted to your kindness
as you chatted on the roof.
[08:55] Seiichi
You're the girl I ate lonely lunches with!
[08:59] Airi
You finally remembered me, Sei-chan.
[09:02] Airi
I'm who am I now because of you.
[09:07] Seiichi
I didn't know.
[09:09] Airi
So I swore that this time I would
risk my life to protect you!
[09:16] Seiichi
Airin...
[09:21] Heavenly Voice
So congratulations on passing
the first checkpoint!
[09:25] Airi
Yay!
[09:27] Heavenly Voice
Now, we're finally at the last checkpoint!
[09:29] Seiichi
Huh?! The last one already?!
[09:34] Ranze
I'm speaking to you today for one reason alone.
[09:37] Ranze
We've received a letter
from the Demon Kingdom
[09:41] Ranze
officially requesting to forge an alliance.
[09:46] Guscle
Long time no bridge!
[09:49] Guscle
So it's finally time for us to shine!
[09:52] Ranze
You haven't changed at all, Guscle.
[09:54] Ranze
Wait, where's Eris?
[09:56] Eris
Right here.
[10:00] Ranze
What?!
[10:02] Ranze
I'm guessing I was in the bath too long and
[10:05] Ranze
the heat put me to sleep,
so you tied me up while I was out?!
[10:08] Eris
It's a wooden horse. It looks more painful
than it is... but it does hurt a little.
[10:12] Eris
It has a sauna mat laid over it, too.
[10:14] Eris
It's important for ropes and
alliances to be bound tightly!
[10:18] Ranze
Listen when people talk!
[10:22] Lutia
Everyone, listen.
[10:24] Lutia
We're forging the alliance
[10:26] Lutia
with the Wimberg Kingdom that
we've been working on for a while.
[10:29] Lutia
Now we demons can truly reclaim
our smiles and move forward.
[10:37] Lutia
There's only one more step
to ratify the alliance.
[10:40] Lutia
Everyone, please lend me your aid.
[10:43] Urus and Leia
We're with you, Demon Lord.
[10:47] Lutia
If anyone has any thoughts,
feel free to voice them now.
[10:52] Urus
I have one concern.
[10:54] Lutia
What is it?
[10:56] Urus
There are several people in the Wimberg
Kingdom who are beyond comprehension.
[11:00] Urus
Especially that unfathomable
Guild Master, Guscle.
[11:05] Urus
I don't think it would be wise
to allow him to get close to you.
[11:10] Leia
That's certainly true.
[11:12] Lutia
A naked muscle-man?
Humans are so strange.
[11:14] Jade
I think I'm likely to get along
well with them all.
[11:20] Leia
Lutia-sama, please rest assured.
[11:22] Leia
There is one individual, Eris,
who is relatively normal.
[11:26] Lutia
Relatively normal?
[11:29] Leia
Her.
[11:36] Lutia
She's kind of cute.
[11:38] Ranze
At any rate, the fate of this
kingdom rests in your hands.
[11:43] Ranze
I'm counting on you to handle it.
[11:45] Guscle
Yeah! Time to shine once more!
[11:48] Guscle
My arm's itching to go!
No, my upper bicep is!
[11:53] Eris
My whip's ready to crack!
[11:56] Guscle
Oh! It's finally time!
[11:58] Ranze
I can always count on them...
[12:00] Ranze
even though they're perverts!
[12:06] Eris
Now for a short SM—sorry, commercial break.
[12:14] Heavenly Voice
Seiichi and Airi have safely passed
through the first checkpoint.
[12:19] Heavenly Voice
Now they're desperately wandering
in search of the next checkpoint.
[12:22] Seiichi
Hey, please quit making up
stories of your own!
[12:24] Airi
We're not really wandering.
[12:27] Heavenly Voice
And after wandering around,
they finally arrived to find...
[12:31] Seiichi
It kept going!
[12:32] Heavenly Voice
...that another trial was awaiting them!
[12:35] Heavenly Voice
And after this, they would be in dire straits!
[12:40] Doit
I've been waiting for you, Seiichi!
[12:44] Seiichi
A-Aren't you...
[12:46] Doit
I am the great ancestor of the Rose Clan—
[12:50] Seiichi
The novel author, Miku-sensei?
[12:52] Flunky1
People call him the conqueror
of the underworld!
[12:54] Flunky2
Shall We Do It the First!
SIGN Shall we do it?
[12:56] Doit
Shall we do it?
[12:58] Seiichi
The ancestor of that guy
who appeared in season 1?!
[13:01] Airi
Sei-chan, you know this mohawk guy?
[13:03] Seiichi
No!
[13:04] Doit
We don't know each other
directly, but I love that ass!
[13:09] Doit
Come on!
[13:11] Seiichi
This checkpoint is truly hell.
[13:14] Seiichi
In more ways than one.
[13:15] Doit
Once you get through this labyrinth,
you'll find the Gate of the Living.
[13:19] Flunky1
But don't expect to get through it that easily!
[13:22] Flunky2
We'll defend the Gate
of the Living to the last!
[13:25] Doit
And, Seiichi,
[13:27] Doit
you'll need to protect your gate, too!
[13:30] Seiichi
My gate?
[13:32] Doit
Not the Gate of the Living,
but your personal gate!
SIGN Gate
SIGN Thing
SIGN Opening
[13:37] Airi
His personal gate?
[13:40] Doit
I can't say it outright due
to broadcast compliance,
[13:44] Doit
but I mean his ****!
[13:46] Seiichi
M-M-My ****?!
[13:49] Doit
Yes!
[13:50] Doit
If you let us **** your **** even once
in the labyrinth, you're dead.
SIGN Crack
[13:59] Airi
No way! That's outrageous!
[14:04] Heavenly Voice
Muster your courage and break through!
[14:06] Heavenly Voice
Through this final checkpoint,
the mansion of hell!
[14:09] Airi
I'll protect Sei-chan, no matter what!
[14:18] Three
Wait! Hey!
[14:21] Seiichi
Run!
[14:22] Three
You can't escape!
[14:23] Three
Wait!
[14:25] Seiichi
Huh? I'm alone?
[14:26] Three
Yeah!
[14:27] Airi
Move it!
[14:32] Flunky2
And you're such a pretty girl, too!
[14:34] Flunky2
Splendid!
[14:37] Airi
You're open!
[14:41] Seiichi
Man, this is seriously gross, but...
[14:43] Seiichi
Take this!
[14:48] Airi
Sei-chan!
[14:49] Doit
It won't work! It won't work! It won't work!
[14:53] Seiichi
What the hell is going on
with his ass muscles?!
[14:56] Seiichi
It's like they're actual buns of steel!
[14:58] Doit
You won't be able to ****
with those fingers anymore!
[15:01] Doit
Now, surrender and live
in the underworld, Seiichi!
[15:04] Flunky1
Join us in the Rose Clan!
[15:07] Flunky2
It's a fun second life!
[15:10] Seiichi
Anyone who renounces
themselves is no longer human.
[15:13] Heavenly Voice
Who are you supposed to be?
[15:16] Doit
Then die!
[15:25] Both
M-Miku-sensei!
[15:31] Doit
Y-You guys!
[15:35] Doit
I will get revenge for you!
[15:39] Airi
Come on! Now's our chance!
[15:43] Doit
Wait!
[15:49] Seiichi
Airin!
[15:50] Airi
Sei-chan, don't worry about me. Just go!
[15:55] Doit
Seiichi!
[15:57] Doit
As the guardian of the Gate of the
Living, I will not let you pass!
[16:02] Doit
I'll make this reverberate deep
within your loins and beyond!
[16:06] Doit
This is the secret technique
passed down in our Rose Clan!
[16:10] Doit
Our most powerful, ultimate skill...
[16:13] Doit
Rose Fist!
[16:15] Seiichi
Ah, I've seen this before.
[16:17] Doit
Also known as Rose ****!
[16:26] Seiichi
*He really loves his ***.
[16:29] Airi
Sei-chan...
[16:30] Doit
Here I come, Seiichi!
[16:33] Doit
I'll **** your **** with my ****!
[16:43] Seiichi
I'll leave what's happening here
up to your imagination!
[16:51] Destra
So, what is it, Jutis?
[16:54] Jutis
Gempel-sama has taken action.
[16:56] Destra
Oh?
[16:58] Jutis
Vitor-san has also...
[17:00] Destra
Hmm...
[17:05] Destra
Sounds like everyone's having fun.
[17:10] Airi
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
[17:14] Doit
Seiichi...
[17:16] Doit
You've done well to survive this long
with that soft personality of yours.
[17:20] Doit
However, you would have
arrived at this fate eventually!
[17:26] Seiichi
Do It the First...
[17:29] Seiichi
The time has come.
[17:32] Seiichi
This is the moment I surpass you!
[17:38] Doit
N-No way!
[17:39] Doit
I'm...
[17:40] Doit
I, Do It the First, am trembling?!
[17:44] Seiichi
Do It the First...
[17:46] Seiichi
Hell is too tame for you.
[17:49] Airi
Sei-chan!
[17:50] Airi
Sei-chan, you're my god!
[17:53] Doit
Then I'll just have to fight a god!
[18:07] Doit
N-Never back down! Never grovel!
Never repent!
[18:11] Doit
There is no escape for a king!
[18:28] Doit
It would seem...
[18:29] Doit
in the middle of battle, I forgot to fight.
[18:43] Doit
My life was one lived
without a single regret!
[18:54] Doit
I need no name on my tombstone. If I die—
[18:57] Doit
Huh? Wait, hold on, what?
[18:59] Doit
Y-You're just leaving me? Hey...
[19:02] Heavenly Voice
That was a struggle, Seiichi.
[19:04] Heavenly Voice
You're safe now, after making it this far.
[19:06] Heavenly Voice
I'll guide you to the Gate of the Living.
[19:09] Seiichi
I wish you'd done that from the start
instead of pulling this stupid nonsense.
[19:13] Heavenly Voice
People need trials, Seiichi.
[19:18] Seiichi
If it's a trial I need to go through,
[19:19] Seiichi
then I'll go through it, but...
[19:21] Heavenly Voice
Seiichi,
[19:23] Heavenly Voice
it was fun interacting with you
again here in the underworld.
[19:27] Heavenly Voice
Oh, have you noticed anything
different about your Status lately?
[19:30] Seiichi
Huh?
[19:33] Saria
Seiichi?!
[19:34] Artoria
Seiichi!
[19:40] Oliga
Onii-chan!
[19:42] Artoria
Seiichi!
[19:44] Saria
Seiichi!
[19:46] Helen
Sensei!
[19:48] Brud
Thank goodness. Truly, what a relief.
[19:56] Seiichi
Everyone...
[19:59] Seiichi
What's going on?
[20:01] Louise
Master!
[20:04] Seiichi
Louise?!
[20:10] Seiichi
Louise!
[20:11] Artoria
Louise!
[20:11] Saria
Louise-san!
[20:19] Seiichi
Louise, hang in there!
[20:21] Saria
Louise-san!
[22:02] Gempel
What's this emergency gathering for?
[22:03] Vitor
Has there been some emergency?
[22:05] Jutis
Yes.
[22:06] Jutis
It's almost time to
decide on today's dinner.
[22:09] Gempel
Huh?! Dinner?!
[22:11] Destra
Sorry for the wait.
[22:12] Jutis
Now, I shall take the lead in
conducting our Great Devil Order—
[22:15] Jutis
our What to Have for Dinner Meeting.
[22:17] Gempel
You figure that out!
[22:19] Jutis
How about yakisoba?
[22:20] Gempel
What?! Not a chance!
[22:22] Jutis
Then what about fried rice?
[22:23] Gempel
Rejected!
[22:24] Vitor
A classic example of a tiresome man.
[22:26] Gempel
Shut up!
[22:28] Gempel
I always eat yakisoba and
fried rice for Saturday's lunch!
[22:31] Jutis
You're very particular.
[22:33] Jutis
Do you have any requests, Vitor-san?
[22:35] Vitor
Then why don't we knead
Hamburg steaks together?
[22:38] Jutis
Have everyone make them by hand?
[22:40] Jutis
We'll take that as one suggestion.
[22:42] Jutis
Destra-sama?
[22:43] Destra
What?
[22:43] Jutis
What are you drinking?
[22:45] Destra
I don't know.
[22:46] Vitor
The angle at which you tilt your wine glass
[22:49] Vitor
will change the amount
that flows onto the tongue,
[22:52] Vitor
so in order to better savor it, you should
be more particular about your glasses.
[22:54] Gempel
Can the useless trivia!
[22:56] Vitor
Forgive me, but it takes great effort
[22:57] Vitor
to dumb down conversation
for an uneducated man like you.
[23:00] Gempel
What'd you say, you bastard?!
[23:02] Vitor
I merely stated the truth.
[23:03] Jutis
Everyone, please listen.
[23:06] Jutis
We still haven't decided on anything.
[23:07] Destra
Me, me!
[23:09] Destra
I want to eat truffles, foie gras,
caviar, and cheese dakgalbi!
[23:13] Jutis
That's quite the variety.
[23:16] Destra
Think you can buy it all by dinner?
[23:18] Jutis
No, it would take quite
some time if we started now.
[23:21] Destra
I want it! I want it! I want it!
[23:24] Destra
Buy it for me!
[23:25] Gempel
Argh! At this point, I actually
do want to eat yakisoba!
[23:27] Vitor
Juicy, juicy, juicy meat!
SIGN To Be Continued
[23:35] Seiichi
When I come back to life, I find Louise,
leader of the Valkyries, before me.
[23:38] Seiichi
Wait, what happened to
give her all these injuries?!
[23:41] Seiichi
Wimberg is moving to seal its
alliance with the Demon Kingdom,
[23:43] Seiichi
so they're hosting a Guild Audition?!
SIGN Next Time
The Four Leaders Closing In
[23:45] Seiichi
Next time, "The Four Leaders Closing In"!
[23:46] Seiichi
They're finally making their move!