E7 - Lulune Appears!

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:07] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:09] Seiichi
    I also have a woman who's
    precious to me: Saria.
[00:12] Seiichi
    And yet, now there's Artoria-san, too?!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saria
    Accept her!
[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I love you, too, Ar.
[00:23] (Flashback) Saria
    Now Ar and I are together, too!
[00:27] Saria
    N-Now I have two beautiful women!
[00:29] Saria
    How is my life in another
    world meeting compliance?!
[00:43] Guscle
    This is sudden, but Seiichi-kun...
[00:45] Seiichi
    Talk normally.
[00:47] Seiichi
    And you don't have to do those
    hip thrusts while we're eating.
[00:50] Saria
    What is it, Guscle-san?
[00:53] Guscle
    Right, right! You all still
    don't own a horse, do you?
[00:57] Seiichi
    A horse?
[00:58] Guscle
    A horse...
[00:59] Guscle
    is something every
    high-ranking adventurer needs!
[01:04] Guscle
    For battle,
[01:06] Guscle
    for traveling long distances,
[01:07] Guscle
    for carrying luggage...
[01:09] Guscle
    Horses are must-haves!
[01:12] Guscle
    And most importantly,
[01:13] Guscle
    horses are partners that form
    strong bonds with their adventurers!
[01:20] Seiichi
    It matches your underwear?!
[01:22] Guscle
    Now! Strike while the iron
    and protein shake is hot!
[01:26] ---
    Whoa, whoa!
[01:27] Guscle
    Go buy a horse here!
[01:30] Seiichi
    Where were you keeping that?
[01:39] Seiichi
    Sheesh... I wound up coming all by myself.
[01:44] (Flashback) Saria
    I'll go help out at the orphanage!
[01:46] (Flashback) Artoria
    Sorry, I have a backlog of quests.
[01:49] Seiichi
    What kind of map is this, anyway?
[01:57] Seiichi
    Is this the place?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN      Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Lulune Appears!
[03:32] Seiichi
    Excuse me!
[03:34] Owner
    Welcome!
[03:36] Seiichi
    Um, I'd like to buy a horse.
[03:39] Owner
    Are you here to enter the Royal Cup, too?
[03:42] Seiichi
    Royal Cup?
[03:44] Owner
    It's a race around the walls
    for horse-like creatures.
[03:48] Owner
    Anything goes, even armed obstruction!
[03:51] Owner
    Since it's so dangerous,
    top rankers earn extravagant prizes.
[03:55] Seiichi
    Wow, I didn't know there was
    a competition like that.
[03:58] Owner
    We have great horses here!
[04:01] Owner
    If you want to win, you'll want our horses!
[04:03] Seiichi
    I didn't say a thing about entering...
[04:07] Owner
    This one's a dragon horse,
[04:08] Owner
    the most popular kind among adventurers.
[04:13] Owner
    This is a deer horse.
[04:16] Owner
    Despite its looks, it has twice the
    horsepower of the dragon horse.
[04:19] Seiichi
    With a face like that?!
[04:20] Owner
    They're pretty useful if you train them well!
[04:26] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[04:29] Owner
    I-It died!
[04:31] Seiichi
    Are you kidding me?!
[04:33] Owner
    Deer horses die easily
    because they're so dumb.
[04:35] Owner
    They'll forget to breathe and die.
[04:37] Owner
    They'll hit a bump in the road and die.
[04:39] Owner
    The slightest impact, and they'll die!
[04:42] Owner
    It's a tense run where even the
    slightest error leads to instant death,
[04:45] Owner
    but the catharsis you get when
    you pull it off is unbelievable!
[04:50] Seiichi
    This isn't Spe°°°ker...
[04:52] Owner
    That just leaves...
[04:56] Owner
    this one.
[04:58] Owner
    She's a truly wild mare who hasn't warmed
    up to anyone since she was born here.
[05:06] Owner
    I really can't recommend this one.
[05:09] Seiichi
    She's a donkey, not a horse..
[05:16] Seiichi
    And violent, too?
[05:26] Seiichi
    Is she saying something?
[05:28] Voice
    Skill: Comprehend All Languages acquired.
[05:32] Lulune
    Don't touch me like that with your
    filthy hands, you bald rubbish!
[05:35] Lulune
    The only ones who can touch
    me are those I deem worthy!
[05:40] Seiichi
    You talk a lot for a donkey.
[05:42] Lulune
    Huh?!
[05:44] Lulune
    Who are you?
[05:46] Seiichi
    Huh? U-Um...
[05:48] Lulune
    You can understand what I'm saying?
[05:51] Lulune
    Then get in here.
[05:52] Seiichi
    Uh, sure...
[05:54] Seiichi
    P-Pardon me.
[06:02] Seiichi
    That was close.
[06:07] Seiichi
    This is ridiculous.
[06:09] Seiichi
    Hup.
[06:10] Seiichi
    And hup.
SIGN    Flailing
[06:12] Lulune
    P-Put me down! Put me down!
[06:15] Seiichi
    No way.
[06:16] Seiichi
    If I do, you'll just try to kick me again.
[06:19] Lulune
    I... I give up.
[06:24] Lulune
    You have made your power painfully clear.
[06:29] Seiichi
    Huh? Why the sudden change?
[06:31] Lulune
    Please forgive me for my earlier rudeness.
[06:34] Lulune
    You are the one fit to be the
    master I serve for my entire life!
[06:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:41] Seiichi
    Well, okay, then.
[06:43] Seiichi
    Nice to meet you, uh...
[06:46] Lulune
    It's Lulune, Master!
[06:48] Owner
    Mama! Mama!
[06:51] Seiichi
    Mister, please sell me this donkey.
[06:54] Owner
    Huh?!
[06:55] Owner
    What school are you from?!
[06:57] Owner
    I'll beat you up!
[07:08] Owner
    C-Come again.
[07:20] Lulune
    I'm going outside for the
    first time in my life!
[07:24] Lulune
    Wh-What is that smell?
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    l
[07:30] Seiichi
    You want to eat some good food?
[07:32] Lulune
    C-Can I?!
[07:34] Seiichi
    Sure. I'll buy it for you.
[07:36] Lulune
    Y-You will?!
[07:38] Seiichi
    Two of those, please.
[07:40] Clerk
    Here are your grenades.
[07:42] Lulune
    What a kind person!
[07:49] Seiichi
    Time to eat.
[07:52] Both
    So good!
[07:54] Seiichi
    The moment you bite into the soft meat,
[07:56] Seiichi
    the juices practically
    explode in your mouth!
[07:58] Seiichi
    It's a real meat grenade!
[08:00] Lulune
    I never knew the outside world
    had such delicious things!
[08:05] Lulune
    Master! Master!
    Can I order other things, too?!
[08:09] Seiichi
    Yeah, sure.
[08:12] Lulune
    I can't believe you're feeding me so much!
[08:15] Lulune
    I'll spend my whole life repaying this favor!
[08:18] Seiichi
    That's getting a bit dramatic.
[08:20] Clay
    You should enter the competition, too!
[08:23] Clay
    Why are you hesitating?
[08:26] May
    Those things aren't what I'm painting for.
[08:30] Clay
    But I can't bear to see someone with your
    talent for painting rot away like this.
[08:35] Seiichi
    Hold on there!
[08:38] Clay
    Wh-Who are you?
[08:40] Clay
    Outsiders should stay out of this.
[08:42] May
    Y-You're...
[08:49] May
    Thank you so much for buying
    my painting the other day.
[08:52] Clay
    Oh! I didn't know you had someone
    who recognized you, May.
[08:56] Clay
    Don't you think you really should be
    entering the Charasty Painting Competition?
[09:00] Narrator-chan
    The Charasty Painting Competition.
[09:03] Narrator-chan
    Held one month after the Royal Cup,
[09:06] Narrator-chan
    it is the most influential painting
    competition in all of the Kingdom of Wimberg.
[09:11] May
    I don't imagine a beginner like me could
    participate in such an amazing competition.
[09:16] Clay
    That has nothing to do with it!
[09:17] Clay
    You already had your paintings bought by
    that man with the donkey, didn't you?!
[09:23] Clay
    So you bought May's painting, eh?
[09:25] Seiichi
    Well, it was a very nice painting.
[09:27] Clay
    Then, of course, you've bought one
    of my paintings, too, haven't you?
[09:31] Seiichi
    No, I haven't.
[09:33] Clay
    What?!
[09:35] Clay
    Impossible!
[09:36] Clay
    You haven't bought any of my paintings?!
[09:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:41] Lulune
    What is this? A triangle?
[09:44] Clay
    Well?
[09:45] Clay
    This is my piece on the theme of
[09:48] Clay
    a young maiden's feelings as she longs
    for her lover during sunset at a beach!
[09:52] Seiichi
    Sorry, it just looks like a triangle to me.
[09:58] Seiichi
    Wh-Who's this?
SIGN    Trembling
[10:03] Clay
    I am Clay Berger,
    eldest son of Duke Berger,
[10:07] Clay
    and a prodigy of the arts.
[10:09] Clay
    I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
[10:12] Clay
    More importantly, May!
[10:14] Clay
    Your paintings left an impact upon my heart.
[10:17] Clay
    I beg you, please enter the
    Charasty Painting Competition.
[10:22] May
    But...
[10:23] Seiichi
    May.
[10:25] Seiichi
    I think I'm going to enter the Royal Cup.
[10:29] Both
    What?!
[10:30] Seiichi
    If I happen to place at the top,
[10:32] Seiichi
    will you try entering that
    art competition too, May?
[10:38] May
    B-But isn't the Royal Cup dangerous?
[10:41] May
    Aren't you scared?
[10:43] Seiichi
    Hmm, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
[10:47] Seiichi
    But if I can just rank at the top there,
[10:50] Seiichi
    wouldn't that give you the
    courage to move forward, too?
[10:55] Seiichi
    It's better to try and regret it later!
[11:01] Clay
    Speaking of the top ranks,
[11:03] Clay
    that artistically delicious
    Tambuli is one of the prizes.
[11:08] Seiichi
    Tambuli?
[11:10] Clay
    The legendary gigantic fish.
[11:12] Clay
    It's the prize for fifth place, I think?
[11:14] Clay
    The taste is practically art!
[11:18] Lulune
    L-Let's enter for sure, Master!
[11:21] Seiichi
    Okay, okay.
[11:23] Clay
    Speaking of, what is with this donkey?
[11:25] Clay
    You're not entering with
    this donkey, are you?
[11:28] Seiichi
    I-I am.
[11:37] Lorna
    Now, it's that time of year again!
[11:40] Lorna
    Time for the annual Royal Cup race!
[11:46] Saria
    Lulune-chan!
[11:48] Saria
    Good luck!
[11:50] Artoria
    I'll be cheering for you from the front row!
[11:53] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[12:02] Lulune
    Tambuli! Tambuli! Tambuli!
[12:03] Seiichi
    They're all incredible.
[12:06] Lorna
    Now, the Royal Cup is about to start!
[12:10] Lorna
    I'm your announcer, one of
    the Valkyries, Lorna Kirizas!
[12:17] Saria
    Seiichi!
[12:19] Saria
    Good luck!
[12:22] Lorna
    Now, let's introduce this
    year's extravagant prizes!
[12:26] Lulune
    Tambuli, Tambuli...
[12:28] Lorna
    The first and second prizes
    this year are super hot!
[12:33] Lorna
    First, we have this!
[12:35] Lorna
    The second place prize is...
[12:37] Lorna
    precious sexy photos of our
    Valkyrie captain, Louise-sama!
[12:42] Both
    Huh?
[12:43] Spectators
    Louise-sama!
[12:45] Spectators
    Louise! Louise!
[12:47] Both
    Huh?!
[12:49] Lorna
    And of course, our grand prize is...
[12:53] Lorna
    a ticket to spend a day with us Valkyries!
[12:59] Crowd
    Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
[13:04] Crowd
    Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
[13:05] Seiichi
    That's some excitement.
[13:07] Lulune
    Master! Let's make sure to aim
    for fifth place and the Tambuli!
[13:11] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah!
[13:12] May
    Um, Seiichi-san...
[13:15] Clay
    Hey, Seiichi.
[13:16] Seiichi
    Why are you two here?
[13:19] Clay
    To give you encouragement.
[13:20] May
    Seiichi-san, this race
    really is too dangerous.
[13:24] May
    You should withdraw.
[13:27] Seiichi
    Everyone's always afraid of that first step.
[13:31] Seiichi
    But if someone can give your back
    a push, you can move forward.
[13:37] Seiichi
    It was the same way for me in the past.
[13:40] Seiichi
    So this time, I want to help someone—help you.
[13:48] Seiichi
    All right! Let's do this!
[13:51] Lorna
    Now, everyone!
[13:53] Lorna
    Are you ready to start?!
[13:56] Lorna
    The rules are simple!
[13:58] Lorna
    Once you start and exit the main gate,
[14:00] Lorna
    you must run a lap around the walls
[14:02] Lorna
    and return once more to the
    goal in the main grounds.
[14:06] Lorna
    During the race, any obstruction of
    your fellow competitors is allowed,
[14:10] Lorna
    so, of course, your skill as a rider,
[14:12] Lorna
    and as an adventurer, will matter greatly.
[14:16] Lulune
    Tambuli, Tambuli, Tambuli!
[14:19] Lorna
    Now, the gate is opening!
[14:24] Lorna
    Royal Cup...
[14:26] Lorna
    Ready...
[14:28] Lorna
    Go!
[14:36] Lorna
    Whoa! The deer horses!
[14:38] RiderA
    Hey, what happened to Johnson?!
[14:39] RiderB
    Run! Run now!
[14:44] RiderA
    H-He's dead!
[14:46] RiderB
    They died from shock when the cannon sounded!
[14:50] Spectator
    That's what happens when
    you cheap out on horses!
[14:51] Spectator
    What a laughingstock!
[14:55] Lorna
    Roughly twenty have dropped out at once!
[14:58] Lorna
    The other racers have all safely exited the—
[15:01] Lorna
    or not!
[15:03] Seiichi
    Lulune! What's wrong?!
[15:09] Spectator
    Hey, come on!
[15:10] Spectator
    Run already!
[15:11] Spectator
    Quit screwing around!
[15:13] Spectator
    I bet my entire fortune on
    you two! Take this seriously!
[15:17] Artoria
    What was that man thinking?!
[15:19] Saria
    I wonder what's wrong.
[15:22] Seiichi
    Are you not feeling well?
[15:24] Lulune
    Actually, this morning...
[15:26] Seiichi
    This morning?
[15:27] Lulune
    I was looking forward to the Tambuli
    so much that I skipped breakfast.
[15:32] Seiichi
    What?!
SIGN    G
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    o
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SIGN    G
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    o
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[15:38] Seiichi
    Jeez.
[15:41] Seiichi
    Do I have anything to eat?
[15:45] Seiichi
    The Fruit of Evolution cultivation set!
[15:49] Seiichi
    Lulune, eat this.
[15:51] Lulune
    Huh?
[15:52] BeardRider
    Move, move, move, move!
[15:55] RiderE
    That's foul play!
[15:56] BeardRider
    Out of the way, out of the way!
[16:00] BeardRider
    I'm going to win the grand prize!
[16:02] FemaleRider
    That's my line!
[16:07] Lorna
    Now, the leading group is finally
    entering the middle phase of the course!
[16:12] FemaleRider
    Now that it's come to this,
[16:13] FemaleRider
    I'll use this Summon Wolf Whistle
[16:16] FemaleRider
    to eliminate everyone!
[16:18] BeardRider
    Summon Wolf Whistle? What's that?
[16:21] FemaleRider
    Now, here I go!
[16:24] FemaleRider
    Come forth, you beasts!
[16:36] RiderD
    Hey! Aren't those Grand Wolves?!
[16:42] RiderE
    No one said there would be B-Rank monsters!
[16:54] Lorna
    Why is there a Hell Wolf,
    an A-Rank monster, here?!
[17:01] May
    Seiichi-san...
[17:03] Clay
    Will he be okay?
[17:09] Lorna
    Everyone, I'm sad to say that since it's
    become too dangerous, this year's race must—
[17:16] Lorna
    What's this? Something's
    coming at incredible speed...
[17:20] Lorna
    It's racer Seiichi!
[17:27] Saria
    Seiichi!
[17:28] Saria
    Lulune-chan!
[17:29] Saria
    Fight on!
[17:32] Artoria
    The surprises never end with him around!
[17:35] May
    Seiichi-san!
[17:36] Clay
    Now this is getting interesting!
[17:38] Seiichi
    I'm rocking too hard and getting motion-sick!
[17:41] Seiichi
    Please slow down!
[17:42] Lulune
    Is it because of that fruit I ate earlier?
[17:45] Lulune
    I can't control myself!
[17:47] RiderG
    That donkey's charging in!
    Is everything okay?!
[17:51] RiderH
    Donkeys are a wolf's favorite meal!
[17:54] Lulune
    Right now...
[17:55] Lulune
    I can go anywhere!
[17:59] BeardRider
    S-She jumped?!
[18:12] Lulune
    Get out of my way, trash!
[18:15] FemaleRider
    Now, get her, Hell Wolf!
[18:21] Lulune
    Move.
[18:23] Seiichi
    Whoa!
[18:51] Lulune
    Hmph. Damn trash.
[18:53] Seiichi
    Th-Thanks, Lulune.
[18:56] BeardRider
    W-We have to fight against them now?
[19:00] FemaleRider
    I-I'm forfeiting.
[19:03] BeardRider
    Me, too.
[19:04] Lorna
    U-Uh, the race...
[19:08] Seiichi
    Oh, right! The race is still ongoing!
[19:11] Seiichi
    Hurry, Lulune!
[19:13] Lulune
    Roger that, Master!
[19:15] Lorna
    So the race continues...
[19:23] Lorna
    The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune!
[19:28] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:30] May
    He won!
[19:32] Saria
    They did it, Ar!
[19:34] Artoria
    That's the man I fell for!
[19:38] Clay
    At any rate, now you can paint
    with without worry, right?
[19:43] May
    Yes! I have an image in mind.
[19:45] May
    I'll start working on the painting now.
[19:48] Clay
    I see.
[19:49] Clay
    Then I'm not going to lose, either!
[19:52] May
    Yes!
[19:57] Lulune
    I screwed up!
[20:00] Lulune
    The fifth-place Tambuli!
[20:03] Seiichi
    C'mon, cheer up.
[20:05] Seiichi
    I mean, you won.
[20:07] Lulune
    I don't want that!
[20:10] Seiichi
    Hey, Lulune.
[20:12] Seiichi
    I know it didn't work out this time,
[20:14] Seiichi
    but there will be other chances.
[20:16] Seiichi
    Besides, I'm sure there's even more
    delicious food out there in the world.
[20:20] Seiichi
    Thank you for doing your best today.
[20:29] Lulune
    I'll follow you my whole life!
[20:32] Seiichi
    I-I get it! Just calm down!
[20:41] Artoria
    Seiichi, you in here?
[20:44] Artoria
    S-Seiichi?!
[20:45] Saria
    Seiichi!
[20:55] Seiichi
    Lulune?
[20:57] Artoria
    Huh?
[20:59] Lulune
    Master!
[21:03] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[22:38] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1699000 (100 )
     Attack: 1647000 (100 )
     Defense: 1680000 (100 )
     Agility: 1900000 (100 )
     Magic Attack: 1706000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1690000 (100 )
     Luck: 1930000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
[22:43] Artoria
    This isn't the time to be doing this!
[22:46] (Flashback) Lulune
    Master!
[22:47] Artoria
    Who is this?!
[22:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[22:51] Artoria
    Don't give us a nosebleed stream!
[22:53] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
     Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor. Invert Magic.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack.
    Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. 
    Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
     Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
    Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate.
     Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
    Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
    Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master.
     Circle Magic: Master.
[22:57] Artoria
    Don't carry on like usual!
SIGN    Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
     Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
     High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
SIGN    Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500757230 G
[23:00] Saria
    Seiichi, you've been stuck
    at Level 15 for a while.
[23:04] Seiichi
    Oh, yeah.
[23:06] Saria
    Hey, Ar, what's the
    Comprehend All Languages skill?
[23:10] Artoria
    Huh?
[23:14] Artoria
    Well, you see, Comprehend All Languages
[23:17] Artoria
    is a skill that allows to him understand
    the languages of all kinds of creatures.
[23:21] Saria
    I see.
[23:23] Seiichi
    Wow.
[23:24] Artoria
    No, seriously, this isn't the
    time to be doing this segment!
[23:28] (Flashback) Lulune
    Master!
[23:31] Artoria
    Don't get excited!
[23:35] Lulune
    I'll serve you for life,
[23:38] Lulune
    so please treat me well, Master!
[23:40] Lulune
    Wait, he's suddenly captured?!
[23:43] Lulune
    Who are these people?!
SIGN    Next Time:
    Beautiful Valkyrie
[23:44] Lulune
    Next time: "Beautiful Valkyrie."
[23:47] Lulune
    Master, I'm hungry!