E11 - Monsters VS Crazy Guild

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:06] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:10] (Flashback) Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan...
[00:13] Seiichi
    A little sister character!
[00:14] Seiichi
    Nice!
[00:16] Seiichi
    But now a horde of monsters
    has appeared on the border!
[00:21] (Flashback) Claudia
    All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!
[00:25] (Flashback) Louise
    Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!
[00:29] Seiichi
    It's been a week since then,
[00:31] Seiichi
    and I predict further trouble!
[00:33] Seiichi
    Again, what is going to happen
    to my life in another world?!
[00:40] Florio
    Incredible, Seiichi-kun!
[00:42] Florio
    There's absolutely no disturbance
    in the flow of your magic!
[00:45] Seiichi
    Really?
[00:48] Florio
    Perhaps now you can finally
    acquire the "Control" skill?
[00:52] Seiichi
    Man, I really couldn't
    restrain my power before.
[00:57] Seiichi
    It was getting more and more monstrous.
[00:59] Voice
    New skill...
[01:02] Seiichi&Screen
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Here it — (˚∀˚) — comes!!!
[01:04] Voice
    "Endless Hell" acquired.
[01:07] Seiichi
    Huh?
[01:08] Seiichi
    What's Endless Hell?
[01:10] Seiichi
    That doesn't sound like Control at all!
[01:15] Seiichi
    OP... OP... OP...
[01:16] Florio
    A-Are you all right?
[01:20] Guscle
    You're working hard, Seiichi-kun!
[01:23] Seiichi
    That voice...
[01:24] Seiichi
    Guscle-san! Eris-san!
[01:27] Eris
    Fancy meeting you here, Seiichi-san.
[01:29] Seiichi
    Why are you two here?
[01:31] Eris
    We're showing this man to His Majesty.
[01:38] Florio
    You're... H-Holy Mage
    Barnabus-sama, aren't you?
[01:43] Barnabus
    Just "Barna" is fine.
[01:46] Barnabus
    Pleasure to meet you. You're quite young.
[01:49] Seiichi
    Oh, nice to meet you.
[01:52] Seiichi
    Who is this?
[01:54] Florio
    What?!
[01:54] Florio
    You don't know about him?!
[01:56] Florio
    This man is the greatest magician of all!
    He's mastered all kinds of magic!
[02:01] Seiichi
    O-Oh.
[02:03] Florio
    Wow! It's really you!
[02:06] Florio
    I bought three of your photo essays!
[02:09] Florio
    One to read, one to preserve,
    and one to share!
[02:12] Seiichi
    He's a hardcore otaku!
[02:15] Barna
    Such flattery won't get you anywhere,
    Handsome Ice Mage-dono!
[02:20] Florio
    Oh my God! You knew about me already?!
[02:24] Barna
    Yes.
[02:25] Barna
    I hear you're quite talented.
[02:31] Florio
    My life was one lived
    without a single regret!
[02:34] Guscle
    Ra, oh!
[02:37] Seiichi
    Are you the Supreme Ruler
    of the Century's End?
[02:39] Barna
    That's from that one time.
[02:41] Barna
    Remember? The former grand
    champion's retirement party,
[02:44] Barna
    where he said, "My life was one
    lived without a single regret!"
[02:47] Barna
    His stage name was... Kiseno... Kisenosa...
[02:50] Barna
    Kisenoso... Kisenose... Kisenoso—
[02:53] Barna
    Come on, I'm so close! What was it?!
[02:56] Seiichi
    That's enough.
[02:57] Seiichi
    But what on earth is such a
    transcendental star doing here?
[02:58] Barna
    Oh, I've got it!
[03:02] Barna
    It was Kisenos—
[03:03] Seiichi
    That's enough!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN      Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Monsters VS Crazy Guild
[04:36] Ranze
    Hey, Seiichi!
[04:38] Ranze
    Guscle, too! And Eris!
[04:40] Ranze
    Long time no see!
[04:43] Guscle
    Long time no bridge!
[04:45] Seiichi
    Wait, "bridge"?!
[04:48] Ranze
    Your muscles are as incredible as ever!
[04:51] Seiichi
    You guys really are crazy.
[04:53] Eris
    Wow, "long time no bridge"? That was just sad.
[04:57] Eris
    If anything, you should be saying,
    "Long time no sht."
[05:01] Seiichi
    Stop! Kids at home are gonna imitate you!
[05:03] Ranze
    Your style as queen is improving, too, Eris.
[05:08] Barna
    How have you been,
[05:11] Barna
    Ranze?
[05:14] Ranze
    T...
[05:15] Ranze
    T-T-Teacher Barnabus?!
[05:19] Ranze
    E-Even if I didn't know,
[05:21] Ranze
    I apologize for standing higher than you.
[05:24] Barna
    You're now a king governing an entire nation.
[05:27] Barna
    No need for such formality.
[05:29] Ranze
    I-I could never!
[05:31] Seiichi
    What's the relationship between these two?
[05:35] Florio
    He was His Majesty's former instructor.
[05:38] Ranze
    Someone bring Teacher a chair!
[05:40] Eris
    Here you go. Have a seat.
[05:42] Seiichi
    Hey!
[05:44] Seiichi
    Stop it with that stuff!
[05:48] Barna
    This is great!
[05:50] Barna
    Great!
[05:52] Ranze
    By the way, Teacher,
    what brings you here today?
[05:57] Barna
    It's about my academy.
[05:57] Guscle
    Muscle!
[06:01] Seiichi
    His academy? Does Barna-san...
[06:04] Florio
    Yes, he's the principal of
    Barbador Magic Academy, as well.
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:32] ---
    Murmur...
[06:35] Kannazuki
    Now just walking around the academy*
    gets us unpleasant stares.
[06:40] Kannazuki
    This must the doing of
    Kisaragi and the others.
[06:44] Kannazuki
    I'm worried about our future.
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
[06:49] Ranze
    Teacher...
[06:50] Ranze
    Is this about the Kaiser Empire's
    heroes enrolling in the academy?
[06:56] Barna
    Correct.
[06:57] Barna
    Ever since the heroes from
    another world joined,
[07:00] Barna
    there have been endless troubles.
[07:03] Seiichi
    From another world?
[07:06] Seiichi
    Does he mean...
[07:07] Soldier
    Your Majesty!
[07:09] Soldier
    I bring an urgent message
    from the forest guards!
[07:13] Ranze
    What is it?
[07:14] Soldier
    A huge horde of monsters has
    appeared in the neighboring forest!
[07:18] Soldier
    They are invading Telbert!
[07:22] Ranze
    What?
[07:23] Ranze
    How many are there?
[07:25] Soldier
    Roughly 5,000.
[07:30] Soldier
    But all of them are said to boss-level!
[07:34] Ranze
    5,000 boss-level monsters?!
[07:36] Barna
    Calm down, Ranze.
[07:38] Barna
    This nation has its mighty
    Valkyries, does it not?
[07:42] Ranze
    Actually, right now...
[07:49] Louise
    The border...
[07:50] Lorna
    They're literally covering the landscape.
[07:53] Claudia
    They're quite strong, too.
[07:57] BlackPaladin
    It's unusual for the servants
    of darkness to amass like this.
[08:02] Louise
    That's true.
[08:03] BP
    I destroyed a number of
    them before you arrived,
[08:08] BP
    but they keep springing up endlessly.
[08:12] Louise
    Meaning we'll have to attack all-out with
    more force than they can recover from.
[08:17] BP
    Indeed.
[08:19] BP
    Let's exterminate them.
[08:21] BP
    So badly that they won't even reincarnate.
[08:26] Claudia
    Louise-sama, the squad is already prepared.
[08:30] Lorna
    It's time.
[08:31] Louise
    You're right.
[08:39] BP
    Oh? The Water God's Rapier?
[08:43] BP
    Still such a beautiful blade.
[08:45] Lorna
    Enchanting.
[09:00] Louise
    Here we go.
[09:08] Louise
    Water God Slash!
[09:13] Louise
    Take this!
[09:19] Claudia
    Valkyries!
[09:20] Lorna
    Charge!
[09:36] Louise
    Impressive.
[09:37] BP
    Same to you.
[09:39] BP
    We might be able to exterminate
    them more quickly than I thought.
[09:42] Valkyries
    Louise-sama!
[09:44] Valkyries
    We just received a messenger!
[09:46] Valkyries
    They say a big horde of monsters
    is invading the royal capital!
[09:49] Louise
    What?!
[09:51] Louise
    His Majesty!
[09:58] Helio
    Behold!
[09:59] Helio
    We've forced the Knight of Swords and the
    Black Paladin to get stuck at the border!
[10:06] Kreis
    Meanwhile, Telbert's left empty.
[10:09] Kreis
    It'll fall easily.
[10:12] Helio
    But there are still some
    troublesome ones there.
[10:16] Kreis
    Hmph. They can struggle all they like,
[10:19] Kreis
    but they'll still be as babes
    before our overwhelming numbers!
[10:23] Helio
    That's true.
[10:24] Helio
    Let's enjoy the show as they are overrun.
[10:28] Both
    All is for the Demon Lord!
[10:44] Artoria
    I've been an adventurer for a long time now,
[10:46] Artoria
    but I've never seen this many at once.
[10:49] Seiichi
    And all of them are boss-level, huh?
[10:54] Saria
    Seiichi! Let's do our best!
[10:56] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah!
[10:59] Seiichi
    Speaking of Saria,
[11:00] Seiichi
    how is she going to fight
    while in human form?
[11:05] Seiichi
    S-Surely she wouldn't...
[11:08] Lulune
    Master...
[11:13] Lulune
    Master, I'm scared!
[11:18] Seiichi
    Yeah... I guess you would be.
[11:21] Seiichi
    It makes sense that fighting
    would be scary, right?
[11:24] Lulune
    If we can't defend the royal capital,
[11:27] Lulune
    that and that will be all gone,
    and I won't be able to eat them anymore!
[11:32] Seiichi
    That's what you're afraid of?!
[11:34] Lulune
    I couldn't bear that!
[11:38] Lulune
    I'd even kick a god to death
    for the sake of good food!
[11:46] Seiichi
    That's kind of scary.
[11:50] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan.
[11:52] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan?
[11:54] Saria
    That's right, Lulune-chan. You managed
    to defeat that giant wolf, too.
[11:54] Oliga
    I like this country where
    I can live with all of you.
[12:01] Oliga
    So I'll do my best.
[12:03] Oliga
    Hopefully my power can help you all.
[12:06] Seiichi
    Thank you, Oliga-chan.
[12:08] Seiichi
    But I do have one request for you.
[12:11] Oliga
    What?
[12:12] Seiichi
    Make sure you don't overexert yourself.
[12:16] Oliga
    Got it.
[12:18] Oliga
    O-Onii-chan...
[12:22] Oliga
    When we're done, will you pet my head?
[12:28] Seiichi
    Yeah, it's a promise!
[12:32] Pacifier
    Monshters!
[12:34] Pacifier
    I'll keel all ub you!
[12:41] Destroyer
    I'll destroy everything!
[12:46] Seiichi
    Don't destroy it!
[12:48] Trenchcoat
    Oh, there they are, swarming about.
[12:52] Trenchcoat
    I'll show them my power
    and my big, glorious di**!
[12:59] Trenchcoat
    Hey! They're zooming the camera out too far!
[13:01] Seiichi
    Of course they are!
[13:03] Seiichi
    Just close your coat already!
[13:05] Seiichi
    Where'd you come from?!
[13:09] Mohawk
    I'll make you regret messing with us,
[13:11] Mohawk
    right down to the marrow of your bones,
    and the marrow of your pelvis!
[13:17] Seiichi
    They may look bad, but they're strong, too.
[13:24] Guscle
    Our adventurer's guild
[13:26] Guscle
    is a gathering place for those
    with overflowing desire!
[13:31] Eris
    Greed! Avarice! Bring it on!
[13:35] Guscle
    We've pursued our desires,
    despite the constant scorn of the soldiers!
[13:41] Eris
    No one can stop our desire!
[13:47] Claude
    Good grief.
[13:48] Claude
    This has turned rather outrageous.
[13:54] Soldier
    Reporting!
[13:56] Soldier
    The monsters have begun marching on Telbert!
[14:00] Eris
    They're finally here.
[14:03] Guscle
    All right, everyone!
[14:04] Guscle
    Follow me!
[14:08] Guscle
    Go, go, muscle!
[14:11] Seiichi
    Seriously?!
[14:17] Guscle
    Unleash the pathos of your muscles!
[14:21] Guscle
    That is...
[14:23] Guscle
    my justice!
[14:29] Guscle
    Muscle!
[14:37] Seiichi
    Why are you all joining them?!
[14:39] Seiichi
    I need to get going, too!
[14:41] Barna
    Wait a moment, Seiichi-kun.
[14:44] Barna
    There's no need to hurry.
[14:47] Barna
    Just watch.
[14:51] Guscle
    Prepare yourselves, monsters!
[15:08] Guscle
    Muscle!
[15:18] Eris
    Guscle-san, don't think you
    let your guard down too much?
[15:23] Guscle
    I got a bit too excited
    with all the eyes on me!
[15:27] Guscle
    Now to refocus and try again.
[15:32] Guscle
    100% of 100% Full Power!
[15:39] Guscle
    Pure strength that has surpassed skill.
[15:42] Guscle
    That is muscle power!
[15:44] Seiichi
    So that's Guscle's true power...
[15:48] Barna
    He's the Guild Master for a reason.
[15:51] Eris
    Now, you masochistic monsters!
[15:54] Eris
    Writhe in immoral pleasure!
[15:58] Eris
    Let me give you a reward!
[16:00] Eris
    Onirock Whip!
[16:06] Eris
    I'll drive you mad!
[16:08] Seiichi
    Pink Ranger...
[16:11] Sucker
    If you all keep me
[16:13] Sucker
    from enjoying my milk play,
[16:17] Sucker
    you'll take wesponsibiwity!
[16:23] Trenchcoat
    My turn now!
[16:25] Trenchcoat
    Take that! I'm spinning more than usual!
[16:31] Seiichi
    A pervert's attacks sure are different.
[16:36] Destroyer
    I'll destroy everything!
[16:42] Seiichi
    That's just impossible!
[16:49] Claude
    I will defend the peace of Telbert!
[16:52] Seiichi
    Claude!
[16:54] Seiichi
    Finally, someone reasonable!
[16:56] Claude
    Compared to the guys in the guild,
[16:59] Claude
    the monsters are almost adorable!
[17:01] Mohawk
    What's that?!
[17:02] Mohawk
    These guys are way more adorable!
[17:05] Claude
    How so?!
[17:06] Punk
    What?! You bastard!
[17:08] Punk
    Want us to force your gate open?
[17:12] Mohawk
    The secret art passed down
    within our rose clan!
[17:17] Seiichi
    Rose clan?!
[17:20] Three
    Rose Fist!
[17:34] Mohawk
    Follow me, men!
[17:41] Seiichi
    That was kind of cool, but...
[17:51] Noahd
    My, a Beast King?
[17:56] Noahd
    My apologies,
[17:58] Noahd
    but I'll be taking your life.
[18:09] Noahd
    Rest in peace.
[18:12] Seiichi
    He's strong!
[18:14] Ranze
    As expected from the legendary assassin.
[18:17] Seiichi
    Huh? He wasn't just an ordinary café owner?!
[18:20] Ranze
    Oh, he is now.
[18:25] Seiichi
    Saria! Are you okay?!
[18:28] Saria
    All right! I'll do my best!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Only her arm is a gorilla's?!
[18:34] Saria
    One, two!
[18:41] Saria
    Gorilla Knuckle!
[18:49] Artoria
    Hey!
[18:51] Artoria
    Ice Prison!
[18:56] Barna
    Oh, that's one of the
    highest-grade ice spells!
[18:59] Seiichi
    Weren't you asleep?
[19:09] Artoria
    What do you think of my magic?
[19:11] Seiichi
    Yay, Ar!
[19:19] Lulune
    Anyone who gets in the way of me walking
    and eating with Master has no right to live!
[19:26] Lulune
    Lulunelion Shot!
[19:33] Oliga
    298, 299, 300!
[19:40] Oliga
    Pet me!
[19:42] Seiichi
    A-As expected from a former assassin.
[19:45] Barna
    Well, I do believe it's time now.
[19:49] Barna
    Go on and die!
[19:51] Barna
    Chaos Rain!
[20:09] Barna
    There certainly are a lot of them.
[20:12] Barna
    In that case...
[20:14] Barna
    Chaos Tornado!
[20:34] Seiichi
    He's controlling it so it won't hit
    our allies, even with so much force.
[20:39] Barna
    I've still got it in me!
[20:43] Seiichi
    This guy is quite the monster.
[20:47] Guscle
    Everyone! Let's push on and settle this!
[20:51] All
    Yeah!
[20:55] Seiichi
    I didn't even need to do anything.
[21:01] Announcer
    Emergency report! Emergency report!
[21:03] Announcer
    Another horde of monsters has
    appeared deep within the forest!
[21:06] Announcer
    They're all big-boss-grade monsters!
[21:09] Barna
    Wh-What?!
[21:10] Barna
    All are big-boss-grade?!
[21:13] Announcer
    The new horde of monsters is
    double the size of this one!
[21:17] Announcer
    They're on a direct path toward Telbert!
[21:23] Seiichi
    Though we were convinced of victory,
    the creeping waves
[21:26] Seiichi
    of destruction marched on.
[21:28] Seiichi
    The true battle for the
    future of this country
[21:31] Seiichi
    was about to begin.
[23:06] Saria
    The castle's baths are
    the best, aren't they?
[23:08] Lulune
    The scenery's great,
    and it feels so open and free.
[23:12] Artoria
    Hey, don't swim in the bath!
[23:14] Artoria
    By they way, are we not
    doing the usual thing?
[23:16] Saria
    Oh!
[23:18] Oliga
    Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 )
     Attack: 1644000 (100 )
     Defense: 1667000 (100 )
     Agility: 1690000 (100 )
     Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
     Luck: 1610000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 
     Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
    Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
    Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
     Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal.
    Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
    Comprehend All Languages.
     Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
    Composite Magic.
     Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master.
     Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
    Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
    One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
    Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
    Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless.
    King of Men.
[23:21] Artoria
    Hey, did Seiichi do anything today?
[23:24] Lulune
    Now that you mention it, he was just
    watching from atop the tower the whole time.
[23:28] Oliga
    Barna-san fell asleep.
[23:30] Saria
    That's kind of cute.
[23:33] (Flashback) Barna
    Oh, yes.
[23:35] Saria
    The battle against the monsters
    is reaching its climax!
[23:39] Saria
    Then it comes time to bid farewell.
[23:42] Saria
    Next time: "Before I Knew It,
    It's the Final Episode!?"
SIGN    Next Time
    Before I Knew It, It's The Final Episode!?
[23:45] Saria
    Seiichi!
[23:46] Saria
    I'll be with you forever!