# E1 - Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!

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**[00:09] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a second-year in high school.<br>**[00:15] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, I'm in this mysterious<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world that isn't Earth,<br>**[00:25] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;confronted with a reality I've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never experienced in my life.<br>**[00:31] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! Hey! What's going on?!<br>**[00:47] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[00:49] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...<br>**[00:59] Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seiichi!<br>**[01:04] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're pressing against me!*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're pressing agaisnt me!*<br>**[01:07] Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love you, Seiichi!<br>**[01:09] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:11] Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So please marry me!<br>**[01:16] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[01:21] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, this is all kinds of crazy!<br>**[01:23] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A beautiful, stark-naked<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;woman proposing to me?!<br>**[01:26] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean... I mean...<br>**[01:28] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before I came to this world, I was...<br>**[01:33] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are you doing after this?<br>**[01:34] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, probably...<br>**[01:39] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...fat, ugly, incredibly smelly,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and bullied to hell and back.<br>**[01:45] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Later, pig!<br>**[01:47] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't skip tomorrow!<br>**[01:51] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All students of this school,*<br>**[01:53] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*stop whatever you're doing and take a seat.*<br>**[01:57] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this sudden, mysterious announcement,<br>**[02:00] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything changed for me.<br>**[02:03] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[02:04] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck?!<br>**[02:05] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pull!<br>**[02:07] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, everyone.*<br>**[02:09] PA**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am what those in your*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world would call a god.*<br>**[02:13] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;God?<br>**[02:15] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on?<br>**[02:17] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why am I the only one still like I was?*<br>**[02:20] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm about to have you all leave this Earth*<br>**[02:24] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and go to another world.*<br>**[02:26] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[02:28] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Another world?*<br>**[02:30] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You will be summoned there as heroes.*<br>**[02:34] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is this thing talking about?*<br>**[02:37] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now, as my farewell gifts to you,*<br>**[02:40] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll grant you the power to check your Status.*<br>**[02:44] PA**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll also grant you the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Appraisal and Item Box skills.*<br>**[02:50] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Status? Skills?*<br>**[02:53] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is this some RPG?*<br>**[02:55] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now, you'll be transported in ten minutes.*<br>**[02:57] PA**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you form groups, you'll be*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;able to go somewhere safe.*<br>**[03:01] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And... begin!*<br>**[03:02] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does he mean by this?<br>**[03:03] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do we have to form groups?<br>**[03:06] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, well, I guess we need to group up.<br>**[03:09] (Flashback) Students**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we're going, let's all get together.<br>**[03:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey, can I also...<br>**[03:18] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with this guy's Status?!<br>**[03:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Status?<br>**[03:25] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see...<br>**[03:26] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Race: Barely Human."<br>**[03:28] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Gender: Creepy Male."<br>**[03:30] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Age: 17."<br>**[03:32] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Level: 1, Attack: 1, Defense: 1, Agility: 1,<br>**[03:36] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic Attack: 1, Magic Defense: 1,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luck: 0, Charm: Immeasurable."<br>**[03:40] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your stats are so low!<br>**[03:42] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like we'd let someone who's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"barely human" into our group.<br>**[03:47] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that's just what they decided!<br>**[03:49] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stink!<br>**[03:50] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stink!<br>**[03:53] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it twice...<br>**[03:54] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Okay, beginning transport!*<br>**[03:57] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[04:06] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh?*<br>**[04:07] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You alone?*<br>**[04:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, just me.<br>**[04:11] PA**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm... Then I'll grant you*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one more special skill.*<br>**[04:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A skill? You mean...<br>**[04:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[04:20] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Bye, now. I wish you luck.*<br>**[04:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey!<br>**[04:31] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pretty creepy place he dropped me into...<br>**[04:36] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But my adventure and my new life start here!<br>**[04:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so hungry.<br>**[04:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been five days and nothing's happened.<br>**[04:51] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm so hungry!<br>**[05:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What gives?!<br>**[05:12] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'm sorry!<br>**[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fruit.<br>**[05:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's on the ground.<br>**[05:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fruit!<br>**[05:30] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is mine.*<br>**[05:31] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm not giving it to anyone.*<br>**[05:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Food! Yay!<br>**[05:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, is this even edible?<br>**[05:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill, Appraise.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Fruit of Evolution:
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  Before I Knew It,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Life Had It Made
<br>**[05:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fruit of Evolution?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Fruit of Evolution:
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  Before I Knew It,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Life Had It Made
<br>**[07:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems kinda shady...<br>**[07:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But in this case, I'll dig in!<br>**[07:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Disgusting!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!
<br>**[07:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was awful.<br>**[07:34] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it did sate my hunger.<br>**[07:37] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Activating the effects of*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Fruit of Evolution.*<br>**[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What? What was that voice?<br>**[07:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Effects? Is something going to happen?<br>**[07:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing's happening!<br>**[07:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, with that retort out of the way...<br>**[07:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do now?<br>**[07:54] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I have to secure food first.<br>**[08:05] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Those are...*<br>**[08:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're the things from earlier.<br>**[08:13] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Speaking of which...*<br>**[08:15] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Level 120?*<br>**[08:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;120?! I'm only Level 1!<br>**[08:22] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is dangerous!*<br>**[08:24] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Also, what are they doing?*<br>**[08:32] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now!*<br>**[08:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a whole nine of them!<br>**[08:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't carry them all.<br>**[08:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Item Box!<br>**[08:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Talk about convenient.<br>**[08:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are these?<br>**[08:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Highest Grade Recovery Potions?!<br>**[08:51] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky me!<br>**[08:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm taking these, too!<br>**[09:00] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow...<br>**[09:01] (Flashback) Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is another world?<br>**[09:03] (Flashback) Kenji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouta.<br>**[09:04] (Flashback) Miu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Onii-chan.<br>**[09:05] (Flashback) Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kenji, Miu.<br>**[09:06] (Flashback) Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm surprised you found me.<br>**[09:09] (Flashback) Kenji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we haven't been friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since childhood for nothing.<br>**[09:12] (Flashback) Miu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Onii-chan, where's everyone else?<br>**[09:15] (Flashback) Kannazuki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't make me too angry.<br>**[09:21] (Flashback) Miu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's our Kannazuki-senpai.<br>**[09:23] (Flashback) Kenji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did something happen?<br>**[09:25] (Flashback) Kannazuki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, Seiichi-kun alone was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;transported to a different location.<br>**[09:31] (Flashback) Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think Seiichi's okay?<br>**[09:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this safe to eat?<br>**[09:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do question marks mean?<br>**[09:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That makes me super hesitant to eat it.<br>**[09:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm still going to, though.<br>**[09:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Nothing's happening.<br>**[09:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky me!<br>**[09:50] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or not!<br>**[09:54] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Seriously?*<br>**[09:55] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This past week, I've been eating*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything Appraisal reacted to,*<br>**[09:59] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I've acquired all kinds of skills*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like Paralysis Resistance, but now...*<br>**[10:03] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I'm gonna die anyway,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the last thing I'm doing is...*<br>**[10:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...eating this.<br>**[10:14] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have two of the nine*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fruits of Evolution left.*<br>**[10:17] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never did figure out*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what their effect is, but...*<br>**[10:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They still taste awful!<br>**[10:25] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I could eat another.<br>**[10:29] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fruit of Evolution, thank you*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for saving me all these times.*<br>**[10:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! I'm completely fine!<br>**[10:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, is *this* the effect of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Fruit of Evolution?!<br>**[10:40] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, I should have held on to one!<br>**[10:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spit it up!<br>**[10:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spit it up as best you can!<br>**[10:46] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Skill: Poison Resistance acquired.*<br>**[10:49] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill: Appraisal increased in rank*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Skill: Advanced Appraisal.*<br>**[10:53] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Increased in rank?<br>**[11:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[11:05] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood... I'm bleeding!<br>**[11:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Highest Grade Recovery Potion!<br>**[11:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You bastard! Attack me by surprise, will ya?!<br>**[11:24] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's strong!*<br>**[11:32] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*H-He's strong...*<br>**[11:36] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, is he going to eat me?*<br>**[11:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did my BO just kill him?<br>**[11:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! Wh-What's all this?!<br>**[11:54] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clever Monkey Bone, Clever Monkey Meat,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clever Monkey Pelt...<br>**[11:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are these item drops?<br>**[12:02] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill: Guillotine Kick,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill: Instant Movement,*<br>**[12:05] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill: Superior Alchemy, and*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill: Tool Creation (Superior) acquired.*<br>**[12:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From just now?<br>**[12:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Clever Monkey's Knowledge*?<br>**[12:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Clever Monkeys are monsters of great<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;intelligence that live in high-level dungeons.<br>**[12:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They possess knowledge of herbs, and are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;capable of both alchemy and creating tools."<br>**[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, how can I read this book?!<br>**[12:31] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never seen this writing before!<br>**[12:34] PA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll grant you one more special skill.*<br>**[12:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it then?<br>**[12:40] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this the Complete Harvesting Skill?<br>**[12:43] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now commencing Evolution.*<br>**[12:45] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:47] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Evolution?<br>**[12:56] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck was that?<br>**[12:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What is this?<br>**[13:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm thinner?<br>**[13:02] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's going on here?!*<br>**[13:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pop
<br>**[13:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My bones! My bones!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My muscles! Wait, not there!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crack
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Creak
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crunch
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grind
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twinge
<br>**[13:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... So that's how I wound up like this?<br>**[13:14] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Evolution completed.*<br>**[13:15] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*1,000 added to all stats.*<br>**[13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[13:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mana, Attack, Defense, Agility,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic Attack, Magic Defense, Luck...<br>**[13:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, this is crazy!<br>**[13:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did they suddenly inflate so much?<br>**[13:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And my Evolution's only at 1/10?<br>**[13:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't possibly withstand that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;intense pain nine more times!<br>**[13:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And why am I still Level 1 after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;defeating that Level 120 Clever Monkey?!<br>**[13:45] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hate this!<br>**[13:49] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Five months after that whole ordeal...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Five Months Later
<br>**[13:55] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I used the knowledge I acquired<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the Clever Monkey<br>**[13:59] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to accrue many experiences<br>**[14:01] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and steadily raise my stats,<br>**[14:04] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and now I'm...<br>**[14:09] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting owned by a Level 311 Acrowolf!<br>**[14:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instant Movement!<br>**[14:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guillotine Kick!<br>**[14:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[14:34] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm too strong for Level 1.<br>**[14:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Oh, no! I defeated it!<br>**[14:42] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Commencing skill collection.*<br>**[14:45] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Acrowolf's Fang,*<br>**[14:46] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Acrowolf's Pelt,*<br>**[14:48] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and Acrowolf's Meat acquired.*<br>**[14:50] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skills: Twin Fang Attack, Enemy Detection,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Adamant Claws acquired.*<br>**[14:55] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You are now able to utilize water magic.*<br>**[14:57] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic?<br>**[15:00] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Legendary Weapon:*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water Spirit's Dagger acquired.*<br>**[15:05] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Confirmed acquisition of a great*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deal of experience points.*<br>**[15:13] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Acrowolf's Knowledge*, huh?<br>**[15:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I recall, the Clever Monkey's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;map was black in the same area.<br>**[15:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll investigate it later.<br>**[15:25] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now commencing Evolution.*<br>**[15:27] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Oh, crap!<br>**[15:30] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot this was going to happen!<br>**[15:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[15:38] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Appraise.<br>**[15:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only one more Evolution left, huh?<br>**[15:43] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going to happen to me*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;once I evolve all the way?*<br>**[15:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clever Monkeys?!<br>**[15:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm surrounded!<br>**[16:03] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Human! Fight me!<br>**[16:08] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fight me!<br>**[16:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Um, can I refuse?<br>**[16:14] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[16:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I figured.<br>**[16:17] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it. My human rights are*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being denied by a gorilla.*<br>**[16:22] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I guess I should Appraise it.*<br>**[16:27] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What?! It's over Level 700?!*<br>**[16:32] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Kaiser Kong is the boss*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Clever Monkeys, right?*<br>**[16:36] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I guess it's here for revenge.*<br>**[16:38] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry.<br>**[16:40] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let anyone else interfere.<br>**[16:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's not the problem here.<br>**[16:45] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all right. It'll be over soon.<br>**[16:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[16:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hold on!<br>**[16:55] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such incredible power!<br>**[16:59] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is it?<br>**[17:01] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amazing!<br>**[17:03] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You dodged my first attack!<br>**[17:05] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a first!<br>**[17:07] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[17:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you blushing over that?!<br>**[17:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you female?! Are you a female gorilla?!<br>**[17:16] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love strong males!<br>**[17:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-G-Gross!<br>**[17:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[17:25] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was dangerous.<br>**[17:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're one to talk!<br>**[17:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now it's my turn!<br>**[17:30] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flash Fist!<br>**[17:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No more...<br>**[17:46] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amazing!<br>**[17:47] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Flash Fist didn't kill you!<br>**[17:50] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really were trying to kill me?<br>**[17:53] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm even more interested in you now.<br>**[17:55] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want strong males.<br>**[17:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No thank you to gorillas.<br>**[18:00] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm no gorilla!<br>**[18:02] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Saria.<br>**[18:05] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh? Huh?<br>**[18:07] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Saria.<br>**[18:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't repeat it!<br>**[18:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And why do you have the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;name of a pretty girl?!<br>**[18:13] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A pretty girl?!<br>**[18:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not on the same page!<br>**[18:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Guillotine Kick won't work, then...<br>**[18:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adamant Claws!<br>**[18:23] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Again?!*<br>**[18:27] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your skills are amazing!<br>**[18:29] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, is that so?<br>**[18:32] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Air Thrust!<br>**[18:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I was done for.<br>**[18:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a gorilla.<br>**[18:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now if it'll keep this up and destroy itself...<br>**[18:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're perfectly fine!<br>**[18:54] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm shocked.<br>**[18:55] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't think you'd dodge Air Thrust, too.<br>**[18:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's too strong.<br>**[19:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, in that case...<br>**[19:02] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never tried this before,<br>**[19:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'll have to use magic!<br>**[19:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come forth, Water Spirit's Dagger!<br>**[19:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This amplifies the effects of water magic<br>**[19:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and reduces the mana it consumes.<br>**[19:17] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oho?<br>**[19:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this!<br>**[19:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fall Disaster!<br>**[19:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not bad.<br>**[19:40] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, you did that to yourself.<br>**[19:43] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Gah!*<br>**[19:45] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A gorilla just called me out on*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something that's totally true!*<br>**[19:49] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, let's continue!<br>**[19:53] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flash Fist!<br>**[20:01] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flash Fist! Flash Fist! Flash Fist!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flash Fist! Flash Fist!<br>**[20:06] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flash Fist!<br>**[20:11] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Am I... going to die here?*<br>**[20:15] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stink!<br>**[20:17] (Flashback) Student**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You stink!<br>**[20:18] (Flashback) Kannazuki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best, even at different school.<br>**[20:20] (Flashback) Shouta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seiichi, you have the most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;optimism of anyone in the world.<br>**[20:29] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Think.*<br>**[20:30] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skills aren't working,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I can't use magic properly.*<br>**[20:34] Seiichi**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There must be something...*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some other option left for me...*<br>**[20:43] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the end!<br>**[20:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stench Performer!<br>**[20:52] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*N-Not enough?*<br>**[20:54] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Farewell, everyone!*<br>**[21:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Oh, no!<br>**[21:04] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love you!<br>**[21:07] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[21:07] (Flashback) Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Marry me right now!<br>**[21:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! Wait, wha... eh...<br>**[21:13] (Flashback) Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[21:17] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, wait! The beautiful woman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the beginning hasn't shown up,<br>**[21:19] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's just ending here?!<br>**[21:21] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do?!<br>**[21:22] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's gonna happen to my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;life in another world?!<br>**[22:57] Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!<br>**[23:01] Saria**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here is Seiichi's current Status.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiiragi Seiichi<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Race: Advanced New Human<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gender: Male             Class: Forest Dweller<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Age: 17                        Level: 1<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mana: 10024               Attack: 13075<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Defense: 11323            Agility: 13252<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Magic Attack: 9563    Magic Defense: 10665<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Luck: 9020                  Charm:
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skills: Advanced Appraisal. Complete Harvesting.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Guillotine Kick. Instant Movement. Superior Alchemy.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tool Creation (Superior).<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Twin Fang Attack. Enemy Detection. Adamant Claws.
<br>**[23:06] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Complete Harvesting is a skill that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I defeat a monster,<br>**[23:09] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ensures I get the most possible items<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and everything that monster had.<br>**[23:14] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It even lets me Harvest their Status.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an incredible skill.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Condition<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Evolution 9/10(MAX)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Title<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stench Performer<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Money<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;452240000 G<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Equipment<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ultimate Weapon: Student Shirt.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ultimate Weapon: Student Pants.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finisher Undershirt. Finisher Briefs.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clever Monkey's Chain. Clever Monkey's Club.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
<br>**[23:18] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this title, Stench Performer,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;allows me to manipulate my odor as I will it.<br>**[23:24] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know if I should be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happy about that or lament it.<br>**[23:30] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't go recalling it, you damn gorilla!<br>**[23:35] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suddenly start my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;newlywed life with a gorilla.<br>**[23:37] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then we're attacked by a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;final boss grade enemy.<br>**[23:40] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When tears fall from Saria's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eyes, a miracle occurs.<br>**[23:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time: "Final Evolution! Naked Beauty."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Time<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
<br>**[23:46] Seiichi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! I love naked girls!<br>