# The Fruit of Evolution: Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
High school student Hiiragi Seiichi is bullied by his classmates for being a "loser." One day, his entire school is suddenly transported to a video game-like world of swords and sorcery. When he accidentally eats "the Fruit of Evolution," his life as a successful "winner" begins.
# Season 1
# E1 - Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWMWQ/before-i-knew-it-i-was-living-in-another-world)
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**[00:09] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:15] Seiichi**
Right now, I'm in this mysterious
world that isn't Earth,
**[00:25] Seiichi**
confronted with a reality I've
never experienced in my life.
**[00:31] Seiichi**
Huh?! Hey! What's going on?!
**[00:47] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[00:49] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[00:59] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[01:04] Seiichi**
* They're pressing against me!*
* They're pressing agaisnt me!*
**[01:07] Saria**
I love you, Seiichi!
**[01:09] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[01:11] Saria**
So please marry me!
**[01:16] Seiichi**
What?!
**[01:21] Seiichi**
No, no, this is all kinds of crazy!
**[01:23] Seiichi**
A beautiful, stark-naked
woman proposing to me?!
**[01:26] Seiichi**
I mean... I mean...
**[01:28] Seiichi**
Before I came to this world, I was...
**[01:33] (Flashback) Student**
Hey, what are you doing after this?
**[01:34] (Flashback) Student**
Well, probably...
**[01:39] Seiichi**
...fat, ugly, incredibly smelly,
and bullied to hell and back.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Student**
Later, pig!
**[01:47] (Flashback) Student**
Don't skip tomorrow!
**[01:51] PA**
*All students of this school,*
**[01:53] PA**
*stop whatever you're doing and take a seat.*
**[01:57] Seiichi**
With this sudden, mysterious announcement,
**[02:00] Seiichi**
everything changed for me.
**[02:03] (Flashback) Student**
Ow!
**[02:04] (Flashback) Student**
What the heck?!
**[02:05] (Flashback) Student**
Don't pull!
**[02:07] PA**
*Hey, everyone.*
**[02:09] PA**
* I am what those in your*
* world would call a god.*
**[02:13] (Flashback) Students**
God?
**[02:15] (Flashback) Students**
What's going on?
**[02:17] Seiichi**
*Why am I the only one still like I was?*
**[02:20] PA**
*I'm about to have you all leave this Earth*
**[02:24] PA**
*and go to another world.*
**[02:26] (Flashback) Students**
Huh?!
**[02:28] Seiichi**
*Another world?*
**[02:30] PA**
*You will be summoned there as heroes.*
**[02:34] Seiichi**
*What is this thing talking about?*
**[02:37] PA**
*Now, as my farewell gifts to you,*
**[02:40] PA**
*I'll grant you the power to check your Status.*
**[02:44] PA**
* I'll also grant you the*
* Appraisal and Item Box skills.*
**[02:50] Seiichi**
*Status? Skills?*
**[02:53] Seiichi**
*Is this some RPG?*
**[02:55] PA**
*Now, you'll be transported in ten minutes.*
**[02:57] PA**
* If you form groups, you'll be*
* able to go somewhere safe.*
**[03:01] PA**
*And... begin!*
**[03:02] (Flashback) Students**
What does he mean by this?
**[03:03] (Flashback) Students**
Do we have to form groups?
**[03:06] (Flashback) Students**
Okay, well, I guess we need to group up.
**[03:09] (Flashback) Students**
If we're going, let's all get together.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
H-Hey, can I also...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Student**
What's with this guy's Status?!
**[03:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? Status?
**[03:25] (Flashback) Student**
Let's see...
**[03:26] (Flashback) ---**
"Race: Barely Human."
**[03:28] (Flashback) ---**
"Gender: Creepy Male."
**[03:30] (Flashback) ---**
"Age: 17."
**[03:32] (Flashback) ---**
"Level: 1, Attack: 1, Defense: 1, Agility: 1,
**[03:36] (Flashback) ---**
Magic Attack: 1, Magic Defense: 1,
Luck: 0, Charm: Immeasurable."
**[03:40] (Flashback) ---**
Your stats are so low!
**[03:42] (Flashback) Student**
Like we'd let someone who's
"barely human" into our group.
**[03:47] (Flashback) Seiichi**
But that's just what they decided!
**[03:49] (Flashback) Student**
You stink!
**[03:50] (Flashback) Student**
You stink!
**[03:53] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You said it twice...
**[03:54] PA**
*Okay, beginning transport!*
**[03:57] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[04:06] PA**
*Huh?*
**[04:07] PA**
*You alone?*
**[04:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Yes, just me.
**[04:11] PA**
* Hmm... Then I'll grant you*
* one more special skill.*
**[04:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
A skill? You mean...
**[04:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[04:20] PA**
*Bye, now. I wish you luck.*
**[04:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**
H-Hey!
**[04:31] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Pretty creepy place he dropped me into...
**[04:36] (Flashback) Seiichi**
But my adventure and my new life start here!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm so hungry.
**[04:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's been five days and nothing's happened.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Seiichi**
And I'm so hungry!
**[05:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wh-What gives?!
**[05:12] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I-I'm sorry!
**[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's fruit.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's on the ground.
**[05:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Fruit!
**[05:30] Seiichi**
*This is mine.*
**[05:31] Seiichi**
*I'm not giving it to anyone.*
**[05:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Food! Yay!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wait, is this even edible?
**[05:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Skill, Appraise.
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
**[05:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Fruit of Evolution?
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
**[07:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Seems kinda shady...
**[07:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
But in this case, I'll dig in!
**[07:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Disgusting!
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!
**[07:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
That was awful.
**[07:34] (Flashback) Seiichi**
But it did sate my hunger.
**[07:37] Voice**
* Activating the effects of*
* the Fruit of Evolution.*
**[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? What? What was that voice?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Effects? Is something going to happen?
**[07:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Nothing's happening!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Well, with that retort out of the way...
**[07:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What do I do now?
**[07:54] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Okay, I have to secure food first.
**[08:05] Seiichi**
*Those are...*
**[08:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
They're the things from earlier.
**[08:13] Seiichi**
*Speaking of which...*
**[08:15] Seiichi**
*Level 120?*
**[08:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**
120?! I'm only Level 1!
**[08:22] Seiichi**
*This is dangerous!*
**[08:24] Seiichi**
*Also, what are they doing?*
**[08:32] Seiichi**
*Now!*
**[08:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**
There's a whole nine of them!
**[08:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I can't carry them all.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Oh, Item Box!
**[08:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Talk about convenient.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What are these?
**[08:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Highest Grade Recovery Potions?!
**[08:51] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Lucky me!
**[08:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm taking these, too!
**[09:00] (Flashback) Student**
Wow...
**[09:01] (Flashback) Shouta**
So this is another world?
**[09:03] (Flashback) Kenji**
Shouta.
**[09:04] (Flashback) Miu**
Onii-chan.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Shouta**
Kenji, Miu.
**[09:06] (Flashback) Shouta**
I'm surprised you found me.
**[09:09] (Flashback) Kenji**
Well, we haven't been friends
since childhood for nothing.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Miu**
Onii-chan, where's everyone else?
**[09:15] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Don't make me too angry.
**[09:21] (Flashback) Miu**
That's our Kannazuki-senpai.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Kenji**
Did something happen?
**[09:25] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Apparently, Seiichi-kun alone was
transported to a different location.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Shouta**
You think Seiichi's okay?
**[09:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Is this safe to eat?
**[09:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What do question marks mean?
**[09:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
That makes me super hesitant to eat it.
**[09:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm still going to, though.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? Nothing's happening.
**[09:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Lucky me!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Or not!
**[09:54] Seiichi**
*Seriously?*
**[09:55] Seiichi**
* This past week, I've been eating*
* everything Appraisal reacted to,*
**[09:59] Seiichi**
* and I've acquired all kinds of skills*
* like Paralysis Resistance, but now...*
**[10:03] Seiichi**
* If I'm gonna die anyway,*
* the last thing I'm doing is...*
**[10:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
...eating this.
**[10:14] Seiichi**
* I only have two of the nine*
* Fruits of Evolution left.*
**[10:17] Seiichi**
* I never did figure out*
* what their effect is, but...*
**[10:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**
They still taste awful!
**[10:25] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I think I could eat another.
**[10:29] Seiichi**
* Fruit of Evolution, thank you*
* for saving me all these times.*
**[10:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?! I'm completely fine!
**[10:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wait, is *this* the effect of
the Fruit of Evolution?!
**[10:40] (Flashback) Seiichi**
In that case, I should have held on to one!
**[10:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Spit it up!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Spit it up as best you can!
**[10:46] Voice**
*Skill: Poison Resistance acquired.*
**[10:49] Voice**
* Skill: Appraisal increased in rank*
* to Skill: Advanced Appraisal.*
**[10:53] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? Increased in rank?
**[11:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Ow!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Blood... I'm bleeding!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Highest Grade Recovery Potion!
**[11:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You bastard! Attack me by surprise, will ya?!
**[11:24] Seiichi**
*He's strong!*
**[11:32] Seiichi**
*H-He's strong...*
**[11:36] Seiichi**
*Wait, is he going to eat me?*
**[11:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Did my BO just kill him?
**[11:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Whoa! Wh-What's all this?!
**[11:54] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Clever Monkey Bone, Clever Monkey Meat,
Clever Monkey Pelt...
**[11:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Are these item drops?
**[12:02] Voice**
* Skill: Guillotine Kick,*
* Skill: Instant Movement,*
**[12:05] Voice**
* Skill: Superior Alchemy, and*
* Skill: Tool Creation (Superior) acquired.*
**[12:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
From just now?
**[12:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**
*Clever Monkey's Knowledge*?
**[12:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
"Clever Monkeys are monsters of great
intelligence that live in high-level dungeons.
**[12:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**
They possess knowledge of herbs, and are
capable of both alchemy and creating tools."
**[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wait, how can I read this book?!
**[12:31] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I've never seen this writing before!
**[12:34] PA**
*I'll grant you one more special skill.*
**[12:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Was it then?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Is this the Complete Harvesting Skill?
**[12:43] Voice**
*Now commencing Evolution.*
**[12:45] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:47] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Evolution?
**[12:56] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What the heck was that?
**[12:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? What is this?
**[13:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm thinner?
**[13:02] Seiichi**
*What's going on here?!*
**[13:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Pop
**[13:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**
My bones! My bones!
My muscles! Wait, not there!
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Creak
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Grind
***SIGN*** Twinge
**[13:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Oh... So that's how I wound up like this?
**[13:14] Voice**
*Evolution completed.*
**[13:15] Voice**
*1,000 added to all stats.*
**[13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[13:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Mana, Attack, Defense, Agility,
Magic Attack, Magic Defense, Luck...
**[13:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wait, this is crazy!
**[13:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Why did they suddenly inflate so much?
**[13:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
And my Evolution's only at 1/10?
**[13:35] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I can't possibly withstand that
intense pain nine more times!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
And why am I still Level 1 after
defeating that Level 120 Clever Monkey?!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I hate this!
**[13:49] Seiichi**
Five months after that whole ordeal...
***SIGN*** Five Months Later
**[13:55] Seiichi**
I used the knowledge I acquired
from the Clever Monkey
**[13:59] Seiichi**
to accrue many experiences
**[14:01] Seiichi**
and steadily raise my stats,
**[14:04] Seiichi**
and now I'm...
**[14:09] Seiichi**
getting owned by a Level 311 Acrowolf!
**[14:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[14:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Guillotine Kick!
**[14:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**
No way!
**[14:34] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm too strong for Level 1.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
O-Oh, no! I defeated it!
**[14:42] Voice**
*Commencing skill collection.*
**[14:45] Voice**
*Acrowolf's Fang,*
**[14:46] Voice**
*Acrowolf's Pelt,*
**[14:48] Voice**
*and Acrowolf's Meat acquired.*
**[14:50] Voice**
* Skills: Twin Fang Attack, Enemy Detection,*
* and Adamant Claws acquired.*
**[14:55] Voice**
*You are now able to utilize water magic.*
**[14:57] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Magic?
**[15:00] Voice**
* Legendary Weapon:*
* Water Spirit's Dagger acquired.*
**[15:05] Voice**
* Confirmed acquisition of a great*
* deal of experience points.*
**[15:13] (Flashback) Seiichi**
*The Acrowolf's Knowledge*, huh?
**[15:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
If I recall, the Clever Monkey's
map was black in the same area.
**[15:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'll investigate it later.
**[15:25] Voice**
*Now commencing Evolution.*
**[15:27] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? Oh, crap!
**[15:30] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I forgot this was going to happen!
**[15:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wait!
**[15:38] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Appraise.
**[15:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Only one more Evolution left, huh?
**[15:43] Seiichi**
* What's going to happen to me*
* once I evolve all the way?*
**[15:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Clever Monkeys?!
**[15:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm surrounded!
**[16:03] (Flashback) Saria**
Human! Fight me!
**[16:08] (Flashback) Saria**
Fight me!
**[16:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
U-Um, can I refuse?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Saria**
No.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I figured.
**[16:17] Seiichi**
* Damn it. My human rights are*
* being denied by a gorilla.*
**[16:22] Seiichi**
*I guess I should Appraise it.*
**[16:27] Seiichi**
*What?! It's over Level 700?!*
**[16:32] Seiichi**
* The Kaiser Kong is the boss*
* of the Clever Monkeys, right?*
**[16:36] Seiichi**
*I guess it's here for revenge.*
**[16:38] (Flashback) Saria**
Don't worry.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Saria**
I won't let anyone else interfere.
**[16:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**
No, that's not the problem here.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Saria**
It's all right. It'll be over soon.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Hey!
**[16:49] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Hey, hold on!
**[16:55] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Such incredible power!
**[16:59] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wh-What is it?
**[17:01] (Flashback) Saria**
Amazing!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Saria**
You dodged my first attack!
**[17:05] (Flashback) Saria**
That's a first!
**[17:07] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[17:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Why are you blushing over that?!
**[17:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Are you female?! Are you a female gorilla?!
**[17:16] (Flashback) Saria**
I love strong males!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
G-G-Gross!
**[17:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What?!
**[17:25] (Flashback) Saria**
That was dangerous.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're one to talk!
**[17:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Now it's my turn!
**[17:30] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Flash Fist!
**[17:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**
N-No more...
**[17:46] (Flashback) Saria**
Amazing!
**[17:47] (Flashback) Saria**
My Flash Fist didn't kill you!
**[17:50] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You really were trying to kill me?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm even more interested in you now.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Saria**
I want strong males.
**[17:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**
No thank you to gorillas.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm no gorilla!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm Saria.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Eh? Huh?
**[18:07] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm Saria.
**[18:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Don't repeat it!
**[18:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
And why do you have the
name of a pretty girl?!
**[18:13] (Flashback) Saria**
A pretty girl?!
**[18:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
We're not on the same page!
**[18:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
If Guillotine Kick won't work, then...
**[18:21] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Adamant Claws!
**[18:23] Seiichi**
*Again?!*
**[18:27] (Flashback) Saria**
Your skills are amazing!
**[18:29] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Oh, is that so?
**[18:32] (Flashback) Saria**
Air Thrust!
**[18:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I thought I was done for.
**[18:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What a gorilla.
**[18:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Now if it'll keep this up and destroy itself...
**[18:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're perfectly fine!
**[18:54] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm shocked.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Saria**
I didn't think you'd dodge Air Thrust, too.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's too strong.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Okay, in that case...
**[19:02] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I've never tried this before,
**[19:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**
but I'll have to use magic!
**[19:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Come forth, Water Spirit's Dagger!
**[19:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
This amplifies the effects of water magic
**[19:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**
and reduces the mana it consumes.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Saria**
Oho?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Take this!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Fall Disaster!
**[19:28] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're not bad.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Saria**
No, no, you did that to yourself.
**[19:43] Seiichi**
*Gah!*
**[19:45] Seiichi**
* A gorilla just called me out on*
* something that's totally true!*
**[19:49] (Flashback) Saria**
Now, let's continue!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Saria**
Flash Fist!
**[20:01] (Flashback) Saria**
Flash Fist! Flash Fist! Flash Fist!
Flash Fist! Flash Fist!
**[20:06] (Flashback) Saria**
Flash Fist!
**[20:11] Seiichi**
*Am I... going to die here?*
**[20:15] (Flashback) Student**
You stink!
**[20:17] (Flashback) Student**
You stink!
**[20:18] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Do your best, even at different school.
**[20:20] (Flashback) Shouta**
Seiichi, you have the most
optimism of anyone in the world.
**[20:29] Seiichi**
*Think.*
**[20:30] Seiichi**
* Skills aren't working,*
* and I can't use magic properly.*
**[20:34] Seiichi**
* There must be something...*
* some other option left for me...*
**[20:43] (Flashback) Saria**
This is the end!
**[20:46] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Stench Performer!
**[20:52] Seiichi**
*N-Not enough?*
**[20:54] Seiichi**
*Farewell, everyone!*
**[21:00] (Flashback) Seiichi**
O-Oh, no!
**[21:04] (Flashback) Saria**
I love you!
**[21:07] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What?
**[21:07] (Flashback) Saria**
Marry me right now!
**[21:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?! Wait, wha... eh...
**[21:13] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What?!
**[21:17] Seiichi**
Wait, wait! The beautiful woman
from the beginning hasn't shown up,
**[21:19] Seiichi**
and it's just ending here?!
**[21:21] Seiichi**
What do I do?!
**[21:22] Seiichi**
What's gonna happen to my
life in another world?!
**[22:57] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[23:01] Saria**
Here is Seiichi's current Status.
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Advanced New Human
Gender: Male Class: Forest Dweller
Age: 17 Level: 1
Mana: 10024 Attack: 13075
Defense: 11323 Agility: 13252
Magic Attack: 9563 Magic Defense: 10665
Luck: 9020 Charm:
***SIGN*** Skills: Advanced Appraisal. Complete Harvesting.
Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Guillotine Kick. Instant Movement. Superior Alchemy.
Tool Creation (Superior).
Twin Fang Attack. Enemy Detection. Adamant Claws.
**[23:06] Seiichi**
Complete Harvesting is a skill that,
when I defeat a monster,
**[23:09] Seiichi**
ensures I get the most possible items
and everything that monster had.
**[23:14] Seiichi**
It even lets me Harvest their Status.
It's an incredible skill.
***SIGN*** Condition
Evolution 9/10(MAX)
Title
Stench Performer
Money
452240000 G
Equipment
Ultimate Weapon: Student Shirt.
Ultimate Weapon: Student Pants.
Finisher Undershirt. Finisher Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Clever Monkey's Club.
Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
**[23:18] Seiichi**
And this title, Stench Performer,
allows me to manipulate my odor as I will it.
**[23:24] Seiichi**
I don't know if I should be
happy about that or lament it.
**[23:30] Seiichi**
Don't go recalling it, you damn gorilla!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
I suddenly start my
newlywed life with a gorilla.
**[23:37] Seiichi**
Then we're attacked by a
final boss grade enemy.
**[23:40] Seiichi**
When tears fall from Saria's
eyes, a miracle occurs.
**[23:43] ---**
Next time: "Final Evolution! Naked Beauty."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Yay! I love naked girls!
# E2 - Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38E8X/final-evolution-naked-beauty)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[00:02] Seiichi**
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
One day, I was sent to another
world that isn't Earth.
**[00:08] Seiichi**
There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution,
**[00:11] Seiichi**
and gained an OP physique
while still Level 1!
**[00:15] (Flashback) Saria**
I love you!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What?
**[00:17] (Flashback) Saria**
Marry me right now!
**[00:18] Seiichi**
And for some reason, a gorilla proposed to me!
**[00:21] Seiichi**
What's gonna happen to my
life in another world?!
**[00:35] Saria**
Eat up.
**[00:36] Seiichi**
Would you just release me instead?
**[00:39] Saria**
No. You're my husband, Seiichi.
**[00:42] Seiichi**
I'm a human.
**[00:43] Seiichi**
You're a damn gorilla!
**[00:45] Seiichi**
We're completely different species!
**[00:48] Saria**
I'm not "a damn gorilla." I'm Saria.
**[00:51] Seiichi**
Don't add bubble effects! Damn it!
**[00:55] Saria**
Seiichi, you're hungry.
**[00:56] Saria**
Eat.
***SIGN*** G
r
o
w
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w
l
***SIGN*** G
r
o
w
w
w
l
**[01:00] Seiichi**
Damn it!
**[01:05] Seiichi**
This is good!
**[01:08] Seiichi**
Damn! Why is this so good?
A gorilla made it!
**[01:11] Saria**
By the way, your clothes were torn up...
**[01:15] Saria**
so I made you new ones.
**[01:17] Seiichi**
You made them?!
**[01:19] Seiichi**
Why does a gorilla have such
super-high femininity?!
**[01:22] Saria**
Would I make a good bride?
**[01:25] Seiichi**
I'm pretty sure you would!
**[01:26] Seiichi**
If you married a gorilla!
**[01:28] Saria**
If that's how you feel,
then let's get married now!
**[01:32] Seiichi**
I said, "*If* you married a gorilla!"
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
**[03:18] Seiichi**
* Damn it, I have to do something*
* to escape from this hell.*
**[03:23] Seiichi**
*But where can I...*
**[03:25] Seiichi**
*Right, there was that dark blot on the map.*
**[03:28] Seiichi**
* If the Clever Monkeys don't know what's*
* there, then she shouldn't, either.*
**[03:35] Seiichi**
*That should lead me out of the forest.*
**[03:38] Saria**
What are you thinking about?
**[03:40] Saria**
Were you thinking of me, perhaps?
**[03:43] Seiichi**
Shut up!
**[03:44] Seiichi**
Also, I should've asked sooner,
but how are you able to talk?!
**[03:47] Saria**
That's because of the books
I found in a cave nearby.
**[03:52] Seiichi**
Cave?
**[03:53] Saria**
I read these and learned to speak.
**[03:57] Seiichi**
*Daily Life Magic*?
**[04:01] Seiichi**
Wow... Spells for lighting small fires,
**[04:04] Seiichi**
filling a cup with water,
**[04:06] Seiichi**
drying laundry and such...
**[04:08] Seiichi**
These are all convenient.
**[04:10] Seiichi**
What's this "Wash" spell?
**[04:13] Saria**
It removes dirt, grime, and dust
from your body, leaving you clean.
**[04:17] Seiichi**
What?!
**[04:18] Seiichi**
You mean...
**[04:20] Seiichi**
There won't be any bathing scenes for me?!
**[04:23] Saria**
What are you thinking about?
**[04:26] Seiichi**
Stop that!
**[04:27] Voice**
*Daily Life Magic acquired.*
**[04:30] Seiichi**
I learned it instantly again...
**[04:32] Saria**
Seiichi, the food's getting cold.
**[04:34] Saria**
Hurry up and eat.
**[04:36] Seiichi**
Shut up! Buzz off, you dumb bastard!
**[04:38] Saria**
I'm female, so I'm not a bastard.
**[04:42] Seiichi**
Any damn gorilla can be a bastard!
**[04:47] Saria**
I'm not a damn gorilla. I'm Saria.
**[04:50] Seiichi**
Like I care! Idiot! Idiot!
**[04:52] Saria**
Oh, I get it.
**[04:54] Saria**
You really want to call me "Honey"
instead of "Saria," don't you?
**[04:58] Saria**
Oh, you're so bashful, Darling.
**[05:02] Seiichi**
*Just you wait!*
**[05:04] Seiichi**
*I'll find a way to escape for sure!*
**[05:18] Seiichi**
*I could escape now, couldn't I?*
**[05:30] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[05:34] Saria**
A-Are you okay?
**[05:35] Seiichi**
Huh? Y-Yeah.
**[05:37] Saria**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[05:41] Seiichi**
*Sh-She's...*
**[05:44] Saria**
Are you sure you're not hurt?
**[05:46] Seiichi**
I-I'm fine.
**[05:48] Seiichi**
*She's so genuinely worried about me...*
**[05:51] Seiichi**
*Yet I kept rejecting her,*
**[05:53] Seiichi**
*just because we're different species...*
**[06:03] Xeanos**
*I still can't forget*
**[06:05] Xeanos**
* losing faith in humanity and*
* cursing this entire world.*
**[06:10] Xeanos**
*Someone please save me*
**[06:13] Xeanos**
*from this darkness.*
**[06:17] Saria**
We're like newlyweds!
**[06:19] Seiichi**
Quiet!
**[06:21] Saria**
Oh, speaking of which,
today is exploration day.
**[06:24] Seiichi**
Exploration day?
**[06:25] Saria**
Yes.
**[06:26] Saria**
I go out with the Clever Monkeys
to search for Fruits of Evolution.
**[06:37] Saria**
Seiichi, do you know about
the Fruit of Evolution?
**[06:41] Saria**
The Fruit of Evolution is incredible.
**[06:43] Saria**
It lets you can ascend
to the peak of your race.
**[06:45] Seiichi**
The peak?
**[06:46] Seiichi**
Then I could become the
strongest human out there?
**[06:51] Saria**
By the way, if you eat
eleven Fruits of Evolution,
**[06:54] Saria**
you die.
**[06:55] Seiichi**
*I've already eaten ten!*
**[06:58] Saria**
I ate ten myself.
**[07:00] Saria**
So I've been gathering them to feed
to whoever might become my husband.
**[07:04] Saria**
But someone stole them from me!
**[07:06] Seiichi**
*Huh? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?*
**[07:10] Saria**
I'll kill whoever stole them!
**[07:14] Seiichi**
I'm so sorry!
**[07:15] Seiichi**
I'm the one who stole them!
**[07:17] Seiichi**
I was so hungry, I ate them!
**[07:19] Saria**
Oh, it was just you?
**[07:22] Saria**
I'll forgive you, then.
**[07:23] Seiichi**
R-Really?
**[07:25] Saria**
But this means we're
definitely getting married!
**[07:28] Seiichi**
No!
**[07:31] Saria**
Seiichi, do you hate me?
**[07:36] Seiichi**
I-I don't hate you, but...
**[07:42] Saria**
Then let's get married right now!
**[07:44] Seiichi**
Where did you get that dress?!
**[07:47] Saria**
Okay, I'm stepping out to go hunting.
**[07:52] Seiichi**
Take care!
**[07:54] Saria**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:57] Seiichi**
I have no idea why she'd
blush over that exchange...
**[08:01] Seiichi**
Anyway, my escape!
**[08:05] Seiichi**
I need to get out of this forest right now!
**[08:12] Aoyama**
Zakia-san!
**[08:13] Aoyama**
When are you finally going
to let us fight real battles?!
**[08:17] Daiki**
We'll never grow as Heroes if we're
just swinging wooden swords around!
**[08:21] Zakia**
Right now, it's important that you get
accustomed to wielding weapons.
**[08:25] Shouta**
* We were all so confident*
* when we first arrived here.*
**[08:29] (Flashback) King Kaiser**
I hereby order you Heroes: go defeat
the Demon Lord threatening our world.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Helio**
Your physical abilities are
unprecedented in our world.
**[08:41] (Flashback) Helio**
If you train yourselves,
you'll gain great power.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Helio**
When you think of it that way,
there's nothing to fear, right?
**[08:47] (Flashback) Aoyama**
Huh? We're strong?
**[08:49] (Flashback) Daiki**
It'll be a piece of cake, then!
**[08:52] Shouta**
*But now...*
**[08:54] Daiki**
Let us fight some monsters already!
**[08:56] Zakia**
I'm not changing course.
**[08:58] Zakia**
After your practice swings tomorrow,
you'll have some basic combat training.
**[09:02] Zakia**
That's all.
**[09:03] Aoyama**
What's his problem?!
**[09:05] Daiki**
I seriously don't get it!
**[09:08] Kannazuki**
Shall we do some training
of our own together?
**[09:10] Miu**
Kannazuki-senpai.
**[09:12] Kenji**
When things are like this?
**[09:13] Kannazuki**
Everyone is upset about that.
**[09:13] Others**
Well, one could argue we're still improving.
**[09:16] Kannazuki**
Let's focus on what we can do for now.
**[09:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:19] Shouta**
Right.
**[09:23] Seiichi**
Wonderful!
**[09:24] Seiichi**
Freedom is so wonderful!
**[09:28] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[09:28] Seiichi**
Gulp!
**[09:31] Saria**
Wait! Seiichi!
**[09:35] Seiichi**
She came after me?!
**[09:36] Seiichi**
A gorilla's running like an athlete!
**[09:38] Saria**
No! Don't go that way!
**[09:41] Seiichi**
Shut up!
**[09:42] ---**
Skill: Instant Movement!
**[09:44] ---**
Instant Movement!
**[09:45] ---**
Instant Movement!
**[09:47] ---**
Instant Movement!
**[09:48] ---**
Instant Movement!
**[09:49] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[09:58] Seiichi**
This should be far enough.
**[10:04] Seiichi**
There's an odd, intimidating air here...
**[10:07] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[10:15] Seiichi**
What is this?
**[10:19] Seiichi**
Excuse me.
**[10:24] Xeanos**
Well, this is a first.
**[10:26] Xeanos**
To think a Human would visit my room.
**[10:31] Xeanos**
If you've managed to reach my room,
**[10:36] Xeanos**
you must be rather strong, then?
**[10:39] Seiichi**
Who is this guy?
**[10:40] Seiichi**
He's obviously bad news!
**[10:43] Seiichi**
"Dark Lord... Xeanos"?
**[10:47] Seiichi**
But he's Level 1?
**[10:48] Seiichi**
So he's nothing to worry about at all.
**[10:51] Xeanos**
Look once again.
**[10:53] Xeanos**
I deceived you.
**[10:55] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[10:56] Seiichi**
L-Level 1,500?!
**[10:59] Xeanos**
I was curious how strong the first
Human to visit my room would be...
**[11:07] Xeanos**
But it seems you're quite the weakling.
**[11:17] Seiichi**
Y-You...
**[11:26] Seiichi**
Why?
**[11:27] Seiichi**
Why? Why?
**[11:28] Saria**
I'm glad I made it in time.
**[11:34] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[11:40] Seiichi**
Why?
**[11:41] Seiichi**
Why would you save me?!
**[11:43] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[11:44] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[11:48] Saria**
You finally... called me by my name.
**[11:53] Seiichi**
I-I'll get you a recovery potion!
**[11:56] Saria**
After that attack... I'm already dead.
**[12:01] Saria**
The Kaiser Kong Skill,
**[12:04] Saria**
Kaiser's Majesty, allows me to keep
going for a time even after death.
**[12:09] Saria**
But it won't last long.
**[12:12] Seiichi**
Then why did you save someone like me?!
**[12:17] Seiichi**
I couldn't see you as the same species,
**[12:19] Seiichi**
let alone as someone to love,
and I said such awful things to you!
**[12:23] Seiichi**
So why?
**[12:26] Saria**
Seiichi, you're actually kind.
**[12:31] Saria**
You never feared me.
**[12:33] Saria**
You interacted with me normally.
**[12:35] Saria**
So it was fun to be with you.
**[12:39] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[12:40] Saria**
This is my last request.
**[12:43] Saria**
Seiichi... Smile.
**[12:47] Seiichi**
S-Sure.
**[12:52] Xeanos**
Love between a Human and a Kaiser Kong, huh?
**[12:56] Xeanos**
Truly ridiculous.
**[13:02] Seiichi**
What would you know about it?!
**[13:08] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[13:13] Seiichi**
Saria was...
**[13:22] Seiichi**
an incredibly kind girl!
**[13:30] Xeanos**
Oh?
**[13:31] Xeanos**
Did you and that gorilla actually...
**[13:34] Seiichi**
That's right!
**[13:35] Seiichi**
I...
**[13:37] Seiichi**
I...
**[13:39] (Flashback) flashback**
Say "ah"!
**[13:44] Seiichi**
That's right! I love Saria!
**[13:47] Seiichi**
I love her!
**[13:48] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[13:52] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[13:54] Seiichi**
Damn it!
**[13:55] Seiichi**
Ocean Impact!
**[14:03] Xeanos**
Magic Hole!
**[14:07] Seiichi**
What?!
**[14:08] Xeanos**
It's futile.
**[14:09] Xeanos**
You cannot defeat me.
**[14:11] Xeanos**
Surrender and accept your death.
**[14:14] Seiichi**
No.
**[14:15] Seiichi**
I still haven't responded
to Saria's feelings!
**[14:18] Seiichi**
And we haven't gone through our
final Evolution yet, either!
**[14:21] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[14:23] Xeanos**
What?!
**[14:24] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[14:26] Voice**
*Ultimate Skill: Gale acquired.*
**[14:30] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[14:47] Xeanos**
I've been defeated?
**[14:53] Xeanos**
You have my gratitude.
**[14:55] Xeanos**
Thank you... for showing me true love.
**[15:08] Seiichi**
This is...
**[15:11] Xeanos**
Marie...
**[15:12] Xeanos**
I'm coming to you now.
**[15:14] Xeanos**
This time...
**[15:16] Xeanos**
I'll protect you...
**[15:20] Xeanos**
with the power of love...
**[15:26] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[15:29] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[15:31] Saria**
Listen, Seiichi...
**[15:34] Seiichi**
S-Saria!
**[15:38] Saria**
I wanted to be your wife.
**[15:52] Saria**
Thank you.
**[15:59] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[16:00] Seiichi**
Don't!
**[16:01] Seiichi**
Don't go!
**[16:07] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[16:09] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[16:15] Saria**
Seiichi, don't you recognize me?
**[16:18] Seiichi**
Are you telling me... you're Saria?
**[16:22] Saria**
Yes!
**[16:23] Seiichi**
H-Huh?!
**[16:27] Narrator**
The Dark Lord Xeanos was be a
leading noble roughly 1,500 years ago.
**[16:33] Narrator**
That was the form he took after Marquis
Xeanos Zeford became a monster.
**[16:38] Narrator**
He was once a good lord, loved by his people,
**[16:41] Narrator**
and he was also a sword
instructor to many heroes.
**[16:45] Narrator**
However, the emperor's schemes
**[16:49] Narrator**
led both his beloved wife
and his country to betray him.
**[16:53] Narrator**
The one who supported Xeanos
after that was his maid, Marie.
**[16:57] Narrator**
Her devoted love eased Xeanos's heart.
**[17:02] Narrator**
But the emperor's evil
influence crept upon them.
**[17:07] Narrator**
Marie gave her life to protect Xeanos.
**[17:12] Narrator**
However, after losing all hope,
**[17:15] Narrator**
Xeanos became a monster,
**[17:17] Narrator**
and he quietly spent his
days with her corpse
**[17:19] Narrator**
in the remote land of the
Forest of Endless Tragic Love.
**[17:26] Seiichi**
The world is a cruel place.
**[17:28] Saria**
That's so sad, Seiichi!
**[17:31] Seiichi**
We were only able to send
Xeanos to join his Marie,
**[17:35] Seiichi**
but that was probably for the best.
**[17:37] Saria**
Yeah.
**[17:38] Seiichi**
Well, let's pull ourselves together.
**[17:44] Seiichi**
Let's see...
**[17:45] Seiichi**
Oh, this is good.
**[17:47] Seiichi**
Saria, wear this.
**[17:50] Seiichi**
What else?
**[17:52] Seiichi**
Oh, this is...
**[17:54] Seiichi**
Hey, Saria...
**[18:03] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[18:04] Voice**
* Skills: Disguise, Assimilate,*
* and Clairvoyance acquired.*
**[18:07] Voice**
*You are now able to utilize dark magic.*
**[18:09] Voice**
* Zeford School of Protective*
* Swordsmanship: Founder acquired.*
**[18:12] Voice**
* Ultimate Skill: Flash and*
* Ultimate Skill: Haze acquired.*
**[18:15] Saria**
Hey, what was that?
**[18:17] Seiichi**
A present from Heaven.
**[18:19] Saria**
Wow, incredible!
**[18:21] Saria**
Seiichi, you're still growing
even stronger and cooler!
**[18:24] Seiichi**
Huh? Cooler?
**[18:25] Voice**
* Confirmed acquisition of a great*
* deal of experience points.*
**[18:28] Voice**
*Now commencing final Evolution.*
**[18:38] Saria**
Seiichi! Don't die!
**[18:48] Seiichi**
So this is my final evolution?
**[18:52] Seiichi**
Hm? What is it?
**[18:54] Saria**
N-Nothing. You really did become cooler!
**[18:58] Seiichi**
Y-You think so?
**[19:00] Seiichi**
Anyway, Saria, what now?
**[19:03] Saria**
That's enough.
**[19:05] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:06] Seiichi**
I'm planning to leave this forest.
**[19:09] Saria**
Huh?
**[19:10] Seiichi**
So, um...
**[19:13] Saria**
I'll follow you wherever you go.
**[19:16] Saria**
Wherever you are is where I belong.
**[19:19] Seiichi**
I see. Thanks.
**[19:22] Seiichi**
Wh-What's that?
**[19:28] Sheep**
I'm the dungeon administrator,
**[19:31] Sheep**
Edward Riusentstein Balhead Heibatos.
**[19:34] Sheep**
That's long, though, so please
call me Mister Sheep.
**[19:38] Seiichi**
Mister...
**[19:39] Saria**
...Sheep?
**[19:40] Sheep**
I've come before you today because you
were the first to clear this dungeon.
**[19:45] Seiichi**
You're so tiny!
**[19:46] Seiichi**
Also, aren't you showing up a bit late?
**[19:48] Sheep**
That's because I was rolling with
laughter after seeing your evolution.
**[19:55] Seiichi**
You little...
**[19:56] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[19:58] Sheep**
Now, now...
**[19:59] Sheep**
I've appeared before you two to grant
you the reward for clearing it.
**[20:04] Saria**
Reward?
**[20:05] Sheep**
Yes.
**[20:06] Sheep**
A Fruit of Evolution cultivation set,
and a ten-day travel set!
**[20:13] Saria**
Wow!
**[20:14] Seiichi**
The Fruit of Evolution can be cultivated?
**[20:16] Sheep**
Also...
**[20:20] Seiichi**
Why is it a full-face one?!
**[20:22] Sheep**
It's not just an ordinary full-face one!
**[20:24] Sheep**
It comes with a special ability, too.
**[20:27] Seiichi**
Huh? What kind?
**[20:29] Sheep**
When you're eating,
the mouth segment opens up!
**[20:32] Seiichi**
Lame!
**[20:33] Sheep**
Okay, I've given you what I needed to,
**[20:35] Sheep**
so shall I teleport you
outside the forest now?
**[20:38] Seiichi**
Huh?! What?! Already?!
**[20:40] Sheep**
That panicked expression!
**[20:44] Sheep**
There!
**[20:45] Seiichi**
Remember this the next time we see you!
**[20:50] Sheep**
The next time you see me, huh?
**[20:54] Sheep**
I look forward to it, Seiichi-sama.
**[21:04] Seiichi**
We're outside?
**[21:07] Saria**
This is my first time outside.
**[21:10] Saria**
The world outside the forest is so big!
**[21:13] Seiichi**
Well, shall we get going?
**[21:16] Saria**
Yeah!
**[21:18] Seiichi**
*My new adventure starts here.*
**[21:22] Seiichi**
*I have no idea what awaits me, but...*
**[21:26] Saria**
I'm excited, Seiichi.
**[21:29] Seiichi**
*So long as I'm with Saria,*
**[21:31] Seiichi**
*I'm sure I can overcome any hurdle!*
**[21:40] Artoria**
This is why I warned you.
**[21:43] Artoria**
Don't get involved with me.
**[23:19] Saria**
Hello!
**[23:19] Seiichi**
Hey!
**[23:20] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 1 (2)
Mana: 116024 (11) Attack: 118075 (11)
Defense: 113252 (11) Agility: 120252 (12)
Magic Attack: 115563 (11) Magic Defense: 116665 (11)
Luck: 109030 (10) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (10)
***SIGN*** Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
Skills:
Attacks: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise. Assimilate. Clairvoyance.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze.
Martial Arts:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
***SIGN*** Equipment
High-Quality Shirt. High-Quality Pants. High-Quality Undershirt. High-Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
Condition
Evolution 10/10 (MAX)
Titles
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Money
1000000000 G
***SIGN*** We apologize for the trouble.
**[23:25] Both**
Hmm?
**[23:25] Seiichi**
So fast!
**[23:27] Sheep**
We used all the time
allotted to us this week,
**[23:30] Sheep**
so that concludes this segment.
**[23:32] Sheep**
I'm sorry.
**[23:33] Seiichi**
Sorry.
**[23:35] Seiichi**
After escaping the woods,
we arrive at the capital!
**[23:37] Seiichi**
What awaits us there is a terrifying monster!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
Or not?!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Then a beautiful warrior with her
own issues appears before us!
**[23:44] Seiichi**
Next time: "Artoria, The Calamity."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Artoria, The Calamity
**[23:47] Seiichi**
I'm not against tsundere ladies!
# E3 - Artoria, The Calamity
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX515G/artoria-the-calamity)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
One day, I was sent to another
world that isn't Earth.
**[00:08] Seiichi**
There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution,
**[00:10] Seiichi**
and gained an OP physique
while still Level 1!
**[00:13] Seiichi**
On top of that, a gorilla named Saria...
**[00:16] Seiichi**
evolved into a beautiful woman?!
**[00:18] Seiichi**
A super cute one, too!
**[00:20] Seiichi**
We left the forest together,
**[00:22] Seiichi**
but what's gonna happen to
my life in another world?!
**[00:29] Saria**
We should head for the
nearest town first, right?
**[00:33] Seiichi**
Yeah.
**[00:34] Seiichi**
Once we register at an adventurer's guild
there, we'll get proof of identification.
**[00:40] Seiichi**
*That should also*
**[00:41] Seiichi**
* give me a chance to meet up with*
* Kannazuki-senpai and the others.*
**[00:49] Slime**
Jiggle!
**[00:51] Saria**
How cute!
**[00:52] Seiichi**
This is a slime?!
**[00:58] Seiichi**
Appraise!
**[00:59] Seiichi**
It's Level 88?!
**[01:02] Seiichi**
Slimes are the weakest of
weak mobs, aren't they?
**[01:05] Seiichi**
That's too strong!
**[01:07] Slime**
Jiggle!
**[01:09] Seiichi**
It's fast!
**[01:10] Seiichi**
So this is the Sixth Sense skill?
**[01:19] Seiichi**
Take this!
**[01:25] Saria**
Wow, amazing!
**[01:27] Saria**
You really are strong!
**[01:29] Seiichi**
A-Am I...
**[01:31] Seiichi**
some kind of monster now?!
**[01:35] Saria**
Seiichi, what's that?
**[01:37] Seiichi**
Boots and cards?
**[01:40] Seiichi**
You can wear the boots, Saria.
**[01:43] Saria**
Thanks, Seiichi.
**[01:45] Seiichi**
I'll take these.
**[01:49] Voice**
*Skills: Absorb and Compress acquired.*
**[01:54] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[01:56] Voice**
* Skill: Disguise has ranked*
* up to Disguise Prowess.*
**[02:00] Seiichi**
Crap! I'm becoming even more of a monster!
**[02:05] Saria**
Huh?
**[02:07] Saria**
So bright!
**[02:07] Seiichi**
Hey!
**[02:08] Seiichi**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[02:19] Seiichi**
It turned into a robe?
**[02:22] Saria**
This just fell.
**[02:25] Seiichi**
A letter?
**[02:27] Sheep**
Hello! Mister Sheep here.
**[02:29] Seiichi**
It was your doing?!
**[02:31] Sheep**
Congratulations on leveling up!
**[02:33] Sheep**
You're steadily leaving humanity behind.
**[02:37] Seiichi**
Shut up!
**[02:39] Sheep**
Now, your helmet suddenly
transformed into a robe, did it not?
**[02:43] Sheep**
This is because it evolved with you.
**[02:46] Seiichi**
It evolved?!
**[02:47] Sheep**
Your Skill, Disguise, has leveled up!
**[02:51] Sheep**
Thanks to that, you won't have everyone
finding out how monstrously strong you are.
**[02:56] Sheep**
Which means there's no longer
any need to conceal your face,
**[03:01] Sheep**
so it transformed into a common robe.
**[03:04] Seiichi**
That's a long explanation!
**[03:06] Saria**
But this is great, Seiichi!
**[03:08] Sheep**
Also, this letter will
automatically self-destruct.
**[03:12] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[03:12] Sheep**
Kaboom!
**[03:13] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[03:16] Seiichi**
Screw you!
**[03:20] Saria**
It's my first time wearing shoes.
How do they look?
**[03:24] Seiichi**
Yeah, you look really good in them.
**[03:28] Saria**
I'm so happy!
**[03:30] Seiichi**
So, once again, we began
walking toward a town.
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Artoria, The Calamity
**[05:08] Claude**
What? You don't have any
proof of identification?
**[05:12] Claude**
That's impossible.
**[05:13] Claude**
Even slaves have that.
**[05:15] Seiichi**
Right...
**[05:17] Seiichi**
But we lost ours.
**[05:19] Claude**
Oh, well, then.
**[05:20] Claude**
Both of you, go ahead and
place your hands on this.
**[05:24] Claude**
This is the Gem of Truth,
**[05:27] Claude**
an item that identifies the
criminality of those who touch it.
**[05:30] Seiichi**
*Oh, no.*
**[05:31] Seiichi**
* I'm using Disguise, but that'll*
* be meaningless, won't it?*
**[05:36] Claude**
Good, you pass!
**[05:38] Claude**
Next up is the beauty.
**[05:43] Claude**
You're both good to go in.
**[05:45] Saria**
We did it, Seiichi!
**[05:47] Claude**
But you should get your proof of
identification made as soon as possible.
**[05:51] Seiichi**
Right.
**[05:52] Seiichi**
We're going to have the
guild issue them right away.
**[05:55] Claude**
What?!
**[05:57] Claude**
Wh-What did you just say?!
**[05:59] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[06:00] Claude**
That's the one place you don't want to go!
**[06:02] Claude**
No matter what happens,
stay true to yourself!
**[06:05] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[06:06] Claude**
If anything goes down, you come to me!
**[06:08] Claude**
I'll lend you an ear!
**[06:10] Claude**
Whatever you do, don't make
any hasty decisions! Got it?!
**[06:13] Seiichi**
Y-Yes.
**[06:15] Claude**
Good!
**[06:17] Claude**
I'm Claude Schreizer.
**[06:19] Claude**
Feel free to just call me Claude.
**[06:21] Seiichi**
I'll do that, then.
**[06:23] Seiichi**
I'm Seiichi. Nice to meet you.
**[06:26] Saria**
I'm Saria! Nice to meet you!
**[06:28] Claude**
Yeah!
**[06:30] Claude**
I'm more than happy to get
to know beautiful women.
**[06:32] Claude**
So then, once again...
**[06:36] Claude**
Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert!
**[06:52] Saria**
So this is the guild?
**[06:54] Seiichi**
Yeah. It seems like a normal
place, despite what Claude said.
**[06:59] Seiichi**
What an exaggeration.
**[07:01] Eris**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[07:03] Eris**
You perverted, masochistic pigs!
**[07:05] Eris**
Cry out with your plebeian voices!
**[07:09] Eris**
Don't act spoiled!
**[07:11] Middle-Aged Man**
More, please, Queen!
**[07:15] Seiichi**
Yeah, this is the guild.
**[07:19] Saria**
What's the matter? Aren't we going in?
**[07:22] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[07:22] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah, just hold on a second.
**[07:27] Eris**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[07:29] Eris**
Give me an even more vulgar cry!
**[07:31] Middle-Aged Man**
Hot! Hot!
**[07:33] Middle-Aged Man**
Thank you so much!
**[07:34] Seiichi**
Damn!
**[07:38] Destroyer**
Anything will do.
**[07:41] Destroyer**
Just let me destroy something!
**[07:47] Pacifier**
He's wost it again.
**[07:49] Pacifier**
You should go shtop him.
**[07:51] Raincoat**
No! Today is the perfect day for streaking!
**[07:55] Raincoat**
If I got into a fist fight and got blood
on my briefs, that just wouldn't do!
**[07:59] Pacifier**
Twue.
**[08:01] Seiichi**
*It's a gathering of perverts!*
**[08:04] Saria**
Hey, what's going on inside?
**[08:08] Seiichi**
The sight will taint you!
**[08:10] Seiichi**
Let's just move on! We should be able to
get proof of identification elsewhere.
**[08:13] Guscle**
There's no need for that!
**[08:17] Seiichi**
It's a new type of pervert!
**[08:19] Guscle**
That's right, I'm...
**[08:22] Guscle**
Guild Master, Guscle Clute!
**[08:25] Guscle**
Abdominal and thigh!
**[08:27] Seiichi**
*This is the guild master?!*
**[08:29] Seiichi**
* He's just some dude who*
* thinks muscles are great!*
**[08:32] Guscle**
I heard what you need!
**[08:34] Guscle**
You're welcome to come
register with our guild!
**[08:37] Guscle**
Go on! Go on! Go on!
**[08:41] Guscle**
Go on! Go on!
**[08:43] Seiichi**
Hey! Wait!
**[08:44] Guscle**
Guscle!
**[08:50] Guscle**
Eris-kun!
**[08:51] Guscle**
We have the first new applicant in a while!
**[08:55] Eris**
Oh, dear. This outfit isn't
fit for receptionist work.
**[09:04] Eris**
I'm sorry you two had to
witness such a shameful sight.
**[09:07] Eris**
I'm Eris McClain, the one in
charge of reception here.
**[09:11] Saria**
Wow, so cute!
**[09:13] Seiichi**
Her range is incredible.
**[09:15] Eris**
Seiichi-san, is that correct?
**[09:18] Eris**
If you'd like to register with our guild,
**[09:21] Eris**
you must have your own reasons.
**[09:25] Seiichi**
*True...*
**[09:26] Seiichi**
*If I want to see everyone else...*
**[09:29] Eris**
Our guild headquarters here collects
**[09:32] Eris**
all kinds of information
from around the world,
**[09:34] Eris**
so if you register, I'm sure
it'll be to your benefit.
**[09:38] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[09:40] Seiichi**
Saria?
**[09:41] Saria**
I think we should register with this guild!
**[09:45] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[09:46] Saria**
I mean...
**[09:51] Saria**
They all look they're having so much fun.
**[09:54] Seiichi**
All right.
**[09:55] Seiichi**
We'll join this guild, then.
**[09:58] Guscle**
Oh! I knew you would say that!
**[10:11] Green Flunky**
Haven't seen you here before.
**[10:13] Blond Flunky**
You new here?
**[10:14] Seiichi**
I just joined this guild.
**[10:18] Green Flunky**
I see.
**[10:19] Blond Flunky**
Come with us for a bit.
**[10:21] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[10:23] Seiichi**
Saria, you wait here.
**[10:25] Seiichi**
I'll finish this up quick.
**[10:26] Saria**
B-But...
**[10:42] Green Flunky**
First, show us your damn face!
**[10:48] Blond Flunky**
Whoa...
**[10:49] Green Flunky**
Hot guy...
**[10:54] Mohawk**
Shall we do it?
**[10:57] Flunky**
It only hurts at first.
**[11:00] Flunky**
Once you get used to it, it's fine.
**[11:02] Mohawk**
It's our own little welcome party for you!
**[11:05] Seiichi**
*This is too high-level for a virgin like me!*
**[11:09] Seiichi**
No!
**[11:10] Seiichi**
Please let me go!
**[11:12] Blond Flunky**
Wait!
**[11:18] Flunky**
Hey!
**[11:19] Flunky**
Don't hold back!
**[11:20] Mohawk**
You'll enjoy life twice as much!
**[11:23] Seiichi**
I'm good, thanks!
**[11:27] Mohawk**
What incredible jumps and speed.
**[11:30] Flunky**
Such strong legs and loins.
**[11:32] Flunky**
That's exactly the kind of
new man we're looking for!
**[11:37] Seiichi**
I'm back.
**[11:40] Saria**
Thank goodness you're safe!
**[11:43] Seiichi**
Yeah, I'm fine now.
**[11:47] Guscle**
I can't believe you made it back safely.
**[11:50] Eris**
Yes, you're the first one to do so.
**[11:53] Seiichi**
Seriously?!
**[11:55] Seiichi**
Hey, Guscle! Do something about those three!
**[11:58] Guscle**
They're all doing what they
believe is best, though!
**[12:03] Seiichi**
Don't laugh it off!
**[12:05] Eris**
Anyway, we'd like you two to
take a few tests for us now.
**[12:08] Both**
Huh?
**[12:10] Eris**
Well, they're only really tests in name.
**[12:13] Eris**
It's actually a way to assess
what kinds of quests are suited
**[12:17] Eris**
to an applicant's abilities.
**[12:19] Guscle**
Yeah!
**[12:20] Guscle**
Most of the quests this guild
gets are defeating things,
**[12:23] Guscle**
gathering things, odd jobs,
and guard missions,
**[12:26] Guscle**
so we assess your abilities in each field.
**[12:28] Seiichi**
I see.
**[12:30] Saria**
So that's how it works.
**[12:31] Eris**
However, you're required to have
a B-Rank or higher adventurer
**[12:35] Eris**
accompany you as your test proctor.
**[12:38] Guscle**
Right now, we only have one of those.
**[12:40] Seiichi**
I bet it's gonna be another unique charac—
**[12:45] Artoria**
What the hell?
**[12:46] Artoria**
You actually selected me for this?
**[12:49] Guscle**
That's the A-Rank adventurer, Artoria.
**[12:52] Artoria**
I already told you, didn't I?
**[12:54] Artoria**
I refuse to proctor any tests.
**[12:59] Seiichi**
Seiichi, your face...
**[13:02] Artoria**
Hey, newbie!
**[13:04] Artoria**
You don't want me as your
test proctor either, right?
**[13:07] Seiichi**
Huh? Well, I don't really care...
**[13:12] Artoria**
Are you insane?!
**[13:15] Eris**
I understand how you feel, but...
**[13:18] Artoria**
Shut up!
**[13:19] Guscle**
He was able to escape
safely from the Mohawks,
**[13:23] Guscle**
so he might be able to
survive your predisposition.
**[13:26] Seiichi**
Predisposition?
**[13:27] Artoria**
What are you even basing
that suggestion on?!
**[13:30] Guscle**
Well, that's...
**[13:31] Guscle**
my muscles, obviously!
**[13:34] Guscle**
My muscles are the greatest reason!
**[13:38] Seiichi**
*I don't understand anything here.*
**[13:40] Artoria**
Ugh, damn it!
**[13:42] Artoria**
Fine, then!
**[13:44] Artoria**
If you're that insistent,
then I'll take on the job.
**[13:49] Artoria**
And, uh, you know...
**[13:51] Artoria**
Sorry... about earlier.
**[13:54] Artoria**
I'm Artoria Gremm...
**[13:57] Artoria**
Artoria, the Calamity.
**[14:04] Artoria**
So about the tests...
**[14:06] Artoria**
First, we'll take on quests for odd jobs.
**[14:08] Saria**
Odd jobs?
**[14:10] Artoria**
We have three kinds.
**[14:11] Artoria**
Help out an orphanage,
demolish a building, and walk a dog.
**[14:17] Seiichi**
They really are just odd jobs.
**[14:20] Artoria**
Normally we'd only do one,
**[14:22] Artoria**
but that stupid Guscle
**[14:24] Artoria**
probably dumped the unpopular ones on us.
**[14:28] Artoria**
Hm? What is it?
**[14:30] Seiichi**
Well, you're cute when you smile.
**[14:33] Saria**
I thought so, too!
**[14:35] Saria**
Artoria-san, you're so cute!
**[14:37] Artoria**
Quit spouting stupid crap
and let's get moving!
**[14:47] Saria**
Seiichi, is it okay if I do this quest?
**[14:50] Seiichi**
Will you be okay, though?
**[14:52] Saria**
Leave it to me!
**[14:54] Saria**
I'm an expert at this stuff!
**[14:56] Saria**
I can work hard, too!
**[14:58] Clare**
Hardly anyone would accept it
since the reward was so low.
**[15:02] Clare**
You're a big help.
**[15:04] Saria**
I'll do my best!
**[15:05] Saria**
Everyone, it's nice to meet you!
**[15:13] Seiichi**
Um, why are you walking
so far ahead of everyone?
**[15:19] Kid**
Wait!
**[15:25] Boy**
It hurts!
**[15:28] Seiichi**
Are you o—
**[15:29] Artoria**
Come on, don't cry.
**[15:32] Artoria**
Ah, that looks painful.
**[15:34] Artoria**
Hold on a sec.
**[15:38] Artoria**
This will sting a bit.
**[15:40] Boy**
Ow!
**[15:41] Boy**
I'm okay now.
**[15:46] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
**[15:50] Seiichi**
*A defense skill?!*
**[15:52] Seiichi**
* It's almost as if she anticipated*
* that from the beginning.*
**[15:56] Artoria**
I'm just no good.
**[15:59] Boy**
Lady?
**[16:06] Artoria**
The second quest is demolishing a building.
**[16:09] Artoria**
So where should we... start...
**[16:12] Artoria**
Hey!
**[16:14] Seiichi**
I should break this here, then?
**[16:17] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[16:21] Artoria**
You dumbass!
**[16:38] Artoria**
* Once again, someone else is*
* suffering a tragedy because of me.*
**[16:42] Artoria**
* I've always had this predisposition,*
* ever since I was child.*
**[16:46] Artoria**
*It always affects everyone around me.*
**[16:49] Artoria**
*Which is why I can never rely on anyone else,*
**[16:52] Artoria**
*and I decided to live by myself.*
**[16:55] Artoria**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[16:57] Artoria**
*I knew this would happen.*
**[16:59] Artoria**
*I'm Artoria, the Calamity.*
**[17:04] Artoria**
*Everyone who gets involved with me*
**[17:07] Artoria**
*suffers calamities, without exception.*
**[17:15] Artoria**
Huh?
**[17:19] Seiichi**
Dust got in my mouth.
**[17:26] Artoria**
You dumbass!
**[17:28] Artoria**
Don't go acting on your own
without waiting for directions!
**[17:31] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[17:31] Artoria**
Listen!
**[17:32] Artoria**
The job you're aiming for is adventurer!
**[17:36] Artoria**
In this line of work, selfish actions
can get a whole party killed!
**[17:39] Artoria**
Do you understand that?!
**[17:41] Seiichi**
I...
**[17:42] Artoria**
An adventurer doesn't need
the greatest might or magic!
**[17:47] Artoria**
They need the ability to sense danger!
**[17:50] Seiichi**
Right...
**[17:51] Artoria**
There's no point in anything if you die!
**[17:54] Artoria**
Besides...
**[17:56] Artoria**
You have Saria to worry about!
**[17:58] Seiichi**
I-I'm sorry.
**[18:04] Artoria**
Well, I may be strict about that,
**[18:07] Artoria**
but this time I'm partly at fault, too.
**[18:10] Artoria**
Anyway, I'm glad you're safe.
**[18:16] Artoria**
Th-There's nothing else, okay?!
**[18:18] Artoria**
Come on, let's hurry on to the next one.
**[18:23] Seiichi**
*She might actually be a really kind person.*
**[18:32] Zakia**
It's been five months already?
**[18:35] Zakia**
Things never go well, do they?
**[18:37] Orphe**
You were tough on them during training today.
**[18:41] Orphe**
Why is that?
**[18:43] Zakia**
Because I don't want them to die.
**[18:45] Orphe**
Huh?
**[18:46] Zakia**
They have nothing to do with our war.
**[18:49] Zakia**
Yet we're asking them to
defeat the Demon Lord?
**[18:53] Zakia**
I just can't agree with that.
**[18:56] Orphe**
That's...
**[18:58] Zakia**
Orphe...
**[19:01] Zakia**
You're the only one I'd say this to.
**[19:02] Zakia**
I'm against this war with the demons.
**[19:05] Orphe**
That's not good!
**[19:07] Orphe**
If anyone heard you say that...
**[19:10] Zakia**
I don't want to let a single one of them die.
**[19:12] Zakia**
If they came here from a peaceful world,
**[19:15] Zakia**
I wish they could have gone on
living in that wonderful place.
**[19:23] Artoria**
The final trial is just walking a dog.
**[19:26] Seiichi**
It'll be a piece of cake, then.
**[19:32] Seiichi**
This is a wolf!
**[19:35] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[19:38] Adrianna**
Seiichi-san and Milk-chan look like
they're having an awful lot of fun.
**[19:42] Seiichi**
Are you kidding me?!
**[19:45] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:46] Artoria**
If it looks like you're really in danger,
I'll rescue you, so don't worry!
**[19:49] Seiichi**
You're definitely not saving me, then!
**[19:52] Adrianna**
Still, Artoria-chan, you've changed.
**[19:56] Artoria**
Huh?
**[19:57] Adrianna**
Well, you're smiling more than you used to.
**[19:59] Adrianna**
Maybe it's because of him?
**[20:01] Artoria**
O-Of course it's not!
**[20:04] Artoria**
I'm just acting as their test proctor
**[20:06] Artoria**
b-because I have to!
**[20:08] Adrianna**
My, my, is that so?
**[20:13] Guscle**
Here is your reward for
completing these quests!
**[20:18] Seiichi**
Where did you just pull that from?!
**[20:20] Guscle**
All right!
**[20:21] Guscle**
Now get some good rest!
**[20:23] Guscle**
Rest is important for muscles, too, you know!
**[20:26] Eris**
By the way, do you have an inn to stay at?
**[20:29] Both**
Now that you mention it...
**[20:31] Seiichi**
Guess we'll just camp out.
**[20:33] Eris**
But your bodies won't be properly rested.
**[20:36] Artoria**
Um...
**[20:37] Artoria**
I-If you need a place,
**[20:39] Artoria**
how about the inn I'm staying at?
**[20:43] Eris**
What did you say?!
**[20:43] Guscle**
What?!
**[20:45] Artoria**
W-Well, you know.
**[20:47] Artoria**
I figured it would be more, um...
**[20:49] Artoria**
The rate's reasonable, too.
**[20:51] Artoria**
And the food's good.
**[20:53] Eris**
Our Artoria-san is...
**[20:55] Guscle**
M-My pecs are stunned!
**[20:59] Artoria**
I-I won't force you to!
**[21:02] Both**
Please let us!
**[21:06] Seiichi**
*A lot happened today,*
**[21:09] Seiichi**
* but I think we've found some hope*
* for a steady life in our future.*
***SIGN*** Seiichi's Status for Today
**[22:46] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[22:49] Seiichi**
Wh-What is this segment, anyway?!
**[22:52] Saria**
Seiichi's present Status is... this!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human Gender: Male
Class: Unnamed Monster
Age: 17 (17) Level: 10
Mana: 1016030
Defense: 1013270
Agility: 1020270
Magic Attack: 1015580
Magic Defense: 1016680
Luck: 1009040
Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure
**[22:56] Saria**
Wow!
**[22:57] Saria**
Your Level jumped right up to 10!
**[23:00] Artoria**
You're not half bad, huh?
***SIGN*** Equipment
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Personal Skills
Instant Recall. Instant Learning.
Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
Sixth Sense.
**[23:03] Seiichi**
My Status has increased so
explosively, it scares me.
***SIGN*** Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Enemy Detection. Absorb.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Compress.
Tool Creation (Superior).
**[23:07] Saria**
Hey, what is this "Compress"?
**[23:09] Artoria**
It's a skill that allows
him to compress anything.
**[23:12] Artoria**
He can compress his own body, even his
power, and basically anything else.
**[23:16] Artoria**
However, he has to touch
whatever he wishes to compress.
**[23:20] Saria**
Then what would happen if he touched
your boobs with this Compress skill?
**[23:25] Artoria**
Wha—
**[23:27] Seiichi**
B-Boobs...
**[23:29] Artoria**
Don't stare at them!
**[23:31] Seiichi**
I-I wasn't staring that hard.
**[23:35] Seiichi**
While continuing our tests
to become adventurers,
**[23:37] Seiichi**
we get teleported into a mysterious dungeon!
**[23:39] Seiichi**
There we find the legendary dragon said to be
**[23:41] Seiichi**
the strongest member of
the Demon Lord's army!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Black Dragon God's Dungeon
**[23:43] Seiichi**
Next time: "Black Dragon God's Dungeon."
**[23:45] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
# E4 - Black Dragon God's Dungeon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PMPW/black-dragon-gods-dungeon)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:03] Seiichi**
A string of events sent me to another world,
**[00:06] Seiichi**
but after eating some Fruit of Evolution,
**[00:08] Seiichi**
my fat, ugly body transformed
into an OP physique!
**[00:11] Seiichi**
The gorilla, Saria, and I went
to the royal capital, Telbert,
**[00:13] Seiichi**
and joined the adventurer's guild there,
**[00:16] Seiichi**
but our test proctor was a lone warrior!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Artoria**
I'm Artoria Gremm...
**[00:22] (Flashback) Artoria**
Artoria, the Calamity.
**[00:30] Artoria**
Okay, let's start your tests.
**[00:33] Both**
Okay!
**[00:34] Artoria**
First up is gathering.
**[00:37] Artoria**
Once each of you has harvested ten
**[00:39] Artoria**
of the Medicinal Herbs growing around
that area, you'll clear the test.
**[00:42] Seiichi**
Huh? That's all?
**[00:44] Artoria**
That's all.
**[00:45] Seiichi**
That's super easy, though!
**[00:48] Seiichi**
Saria, let's go!
**[00:50] Artoria**
Hey! I wasn't done explaining!
**[00:52] Seiichi**
We'll be back!
**[00:54] Saria**
Hey, wait up, Seiichi!
**[00:58] Artoria**
Sheesh.
**[01:00] Artoria**
Why am I smiling?
**[01:04] Artoria**
* I can't let anyone be*
* victimized by this anymore.*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Black Dragon God's Dungeon
**[02:39] Artoria**
All right, now show me the
herbs you've gathered.
**[02:43] Saria**
Here!
**[02:45] Artoria**
Good.
**[02:48] Artoria**
You plucked them up from
the root, just like I said.
**[02:52] Saria**
Yeah, exactly as you said!
**[02:54] Artoria**
Okay, next is Seiichi.
**[02:56] Seiichi**
Here!
**[03:00] Artoria**
What are these?
**[03:02] Seiichi**
A rare item, "Mana Mushroom."
**[03:06] Artoria**
Your test was to gather ten medicinal herbs!
**[03:09] Seiichi**
Well... I just couldn't find any of those.
**[03:12] Artoria**
There are some right there at your feet!
**[03:15] Seiichi**
God damn!
**[03:18] Seiichi**
I gathered them!
**[03:20] Artoria**
What about the remaining five?
**[03:22] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[03:23] Artoria**
You're missing some.
**[03:28] Seiichi**
I-I'll go search again!
**[03:30] Artoria**
H-Hey!
**[03:35] Seiichi**
There are none!
**[03:39] Seiichi**
Mana Mushroom.
**[03:41] Seiichi**
Antidote Weed.
**[03:42] Seiichi**
Why is there nothing but rare items
**[03:44] Seiichi**
and none of the regular herbs?!
**[03:48] Bosco**
Do you really think this will work?
**[03:50] Terry**
There, all done!
**[03:51] Bel**
It's coming along well.
**[03:53] Terry**
We've finally gone and done it now!
**[03:55] Terry**
We should catch at least one
human after setting up that many!
**[03:59] Bosco**
But was it really okay to ignore Leia-sama's
orders and come to the human realm?
**[04:04] Bel**
Dumbass!
**[04:05] Bel**
If this operation succeeds,
there won't be any punishment!
**[04:08] Bel**
Rising up and getting the hero's
treatment isn't just a dream!
**[04:14] Bel**
You all have families, too, don't you?
**[04:16] Seiichi**
*What are they talking about?*
**[04:18] Seiichi**
*Whatever.*
**[04:19] Seiichi**
* I'll just ask if they've seen*
* any Medicinal Herbs nearby.*
**[04:22] Three**
Let's do this!
**[04:23] Seiichi**
Excuse me...
**[04:24] Three**
Who's there?!
**[04:26] Terry**
Wh-Why is a human here?!
**[04:28] Bosco**
Did he already hear our plan?!
**[04:30] Bel**
Oh, no!
**[04:32] Bel**
I don't want to face Leia's punishment!
**[04:36] Seiichi**
Uh, I'm looking for Herbs...
**[04:39] Bel**
If you've found us out,
then we have no choice!
**[04:41] Bel**
Let's go!
**[04:42] Terry**
Terry Hemd!
**[04:45] Bosco**
Bosco Dan!
**[04:48] Bel**
The leader, Bel Giselle! And together...
**[04:54] Three**
We are the personal squad of Leia-sama,
captain of the demon army's third division!
**[05:01] Three**
Victim!
**[05:04] Seiichi**
*Oh, they're just perverts.*
**[05:08] Terry**
You're not getting away!
**[05:10] Bel**
Now that you've seen us here,
**[05:12] Bel**
we can't let you leave alive!
**[05:14] Bel**
Come forth, Troll!
**[05:23] Bel**
Get him!
**[05:30] Terry**
We did it!
**[05:32] Bosco**
That was a clean hit to the face!
**[05:37] Bel**
Huh?
**[05:40] Seiichi**
Oh, it worked.
**[05:46] Seiichi**
My Absorb skill.
**[05:47] Seiichi**
So it can even transfer my
opponent's strength into my own?
**[05:51] Seiichi**
That's handy.
**[05:53] Terry**
He definitely just...
**[05:55] Bel**
...hit him, right?
**[06:04] Seiichi**
So, hey.
**[06:07] Seiichi**
About the Herbs...
**[06:09] Bel**
W-Well, our operation here
was already finished anyway.
**[06:13] Bel**
W-W-W-W-We'll let you go this time!
**[06:17] Three**
Retreat!
**[06:20] Seiichi**
Hey, wait! The Herbs!
**[06:25] Seiichi**
I didn't get to ask them.
**[06:27] Artoria**
So... why did you gather
nothing but rare items?!
**[06:32] Seiichi**
I searched the best I could.
**[06:36] Artoria**
Sheesh...
**[06:39] Artoria**
Here, you can have these.
**[06:41] Seiichi**
A-Are you sure?
**[06:45] Artoria**
Try harder next time.
**[06:46] Saria**
Good for you, Seiichi!
**[06:48] Seiichi**
Boss!
**[06:50] Artoria**
Sh-Shut up! Let's hurry on to the next one.
**[07:05] Leia**
Now...
**[07:06] Leia**
Why did the three of you disobey
orders to go to the human realm?
**[07:10] Bel**
We went to set up teleportation
spells all over the place.
**[07:15] Leia**
To what end?
**[07:16] Bel**
To shave the human realm's
forces down a little more!
**[07:19] Leia**
And where exactly do you
have them teleporting to?
**[07:23] Bel**
You'll be surprised when you hear it!
**[07:25] Bel**
To the Black Dragon God's Dungeon!
**[07:28] Leia**
What?! The Black Dragon God?!
**[07:31] Leia**
Well, I feel bad for the
humans they teleport, then.
**[07:34] Three**
Yeah!
**[07:35] Leia**
However...
**[07:36] Leia**
It's still a fact that you disobeyed orders,
**[07:40] Leia**
so you'll be punished.
**[07:41] Leia**
I think we'll start light, say about 500 lashes.
**[07:45] Three**
No!
**[07:46] Three**
Forgive us!
**[07:49] Leia**
Get back here!
**[07:59] Claude**
Oh, if it isn't Seiichi.
**[08:03] Saria**
Oh! Claude-san!
**[08:06] Seiichi**
We're here today to register
for the guild's final test.
**[08:09] Claude**
Artoria's your test proctor?
**[08:11] Seiichi**
Yeah, what about it?
**[08:13] Claude**
I see.
**[08:14] Claude**
She's a really nice person, is all.
**[08:16] Claude**
Please, would you be kind to
her even after the test's over?
**[08:20] Seiichi**
That goes without saying!
**[08:21] Saria**
Artoria-san is precious to us!
**[08:25] Claude**
Thanks.
**[08:27] Artoria**
Huh? You guys know each other?
**[08:30] Claude**
You've met some good people, huh, Artoria?
**[08:33] Artoria**
Huh?
**[08:35] Claude**
It's the final test, right?
**[08:37] Claude**
You come back safe, now.
**[08:39] Seiichi**
Yep.
**[08:40] Saria**
Right!
**[08:41] Seiichi**
All right, we're heading out.
**[08:46] Artoria**
Okay, time for the second test.
**[08:48] Both**
Right!
**[08:49] Artoria**
The second test is hunting.
**[08:52] Artoria**
Defeat ten slimes, and you've cleared it.
**[08:55] Artoria**
This is your final test, so show some spirit!
**[08:59] Both**
Right!
**[09:00] Artoria**
Saria, where's your weapon?
**[09:02] Saria**
Here!
**[09:10] Artoria**
That just looks like ordinary punching to me.
**[09:13] Seiichi**
No, those punches are Saria's weapon.
**[09:17] Artoria**
*Well, I'll just have to watch over them.*
**[09:23] Artoria**
There's a few right away!
**[09:24] Artoria**
Seiichi! Here they come!
**[09:26] Seiichi**
Right!
**[09:32] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[09:33] Saria**
The slime disappeared?
**[09:36] Artoria**
Just what is going on here?
**[09:39] Artoria**
Don't tell me!
**[09:45] Artoria**
Seiichi, Saria, the test is on hold.
**[09:48] Seiichi**
Huh!
**[09:49] Saria**
Why?
**[09:50] Artoria**
There are teleportation spells
set up all over the place.
**[09:53] Saria**
Teleportation spells?
**[09:55] Seiichi**
Uh, what's something like that doing here?
**[09:57] Artoria**
How would I know?
**[09:58] Artoria**
Anyway, we're heading back
to the guild for now.
**[10:03] Artoria**
Wha—
**[10:05] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
**[10:12] BDG**
This smell is the smell of loathsome humans.
**[10:19] Seiichi**
Where are we now?
**[10:21] Saria**
Do you not know either, Artoria-san?
**[10:23] Artoria**
Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue.
**[10:26] Artoria**
Regardless, we need to find an exit.
**[10:30] Artoria**
Hey, Seiichi, Saria, why did
the two of you follow me?
**[10:34] Two**
Huh?
**[10:35] Artoria**
I told you before, didn't I?
**[10:36] Artoria**
An adventurer needs the
ability to sense danger.
**[10:40] Artoria**
If you hadn't touched me at that moment,
**[10:42] Artoria**
you two might have made it back safely.
**[10:45] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[10:46] Artoria**
If you give me a stupid answer, you'll regret it!
**[10:50] Seiichi**
My body just moved before I realized it.
**[10:52] Artoria**
Huh?
**[10:53] Saria**
Mine, too!
**[10:55] Saria**
I thought, "I have to help Artoria-san!"
**[10:58] Seiichi**
I do think it was a rash action.
**[11:00] Seiichi**
But more than that, Saria and
I both wanted to help you.
**[11:06] Artoria**
I've never met anyone else like you two.
**[11:10] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[11:11] Artoria**
Okay! Let's hurry up and get home!
**[11:15] Both**
Right!
**[11:17] Artoria**
Oh, right. Here.
**[11:20] Artoria**
That's a Guide Stone.
**[11:22] Artoria**
It's an item you use when you
get separated from your party.
**[11:25] Seiichi**
When you get separated?
**[11:27] Artoria**
As long as you hold on to it, it'll lead
you to a party member's location.
**[11:31] Artoria**
It also glows red when their life is danger.
**[11:35] Seiichi**
Wow, that's handy!
**[11:37] Artoria**
Try not to get separated
in the first place, though.
**[11:39] Both**
Okay!
**[11:40] Artoria**
Are we really going to be all right?
**[11:45] Seiichi**
Did that just click?
**[11:48] Artoria**
Sorry.
**[11:49] Artoria**
I stepped on something.
**[11:57] Artoria**
Seiichi! Saria!
**[11:59] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
**[12:05] Artoria**
Damn it.
**[12:08] Artoria**
Can you hear me? Seiichi! Saria!
**[12:10] Artoria**
Tsk.
**[12:12] Artoria**
*I need to rejoin them quickly.*
**[12:17] Seiichi**
We got separated right away.
**[12:20] Seiichi**
Wh-Wh-What do we do now?!
**[12:22] Seiichi**
We were just talking about how we
shouldn't get separated and then this!
**[12:25] Seiichi**
This wall! This wall!
**[12:28] Seiichi**
Ow!
**[12:31] Saria**
Hey, Seiichi! We have this!
**[12:33] Saria**
The Guide Stone!
**[12:35] Seiichi**
Oh, right! Good thinking, Saria!
**[12:37] Saria**
But how do we use it?
**[12:39] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:40] Seiichi**
Uh... I don't know.
**[12:42] Saria**
Um, um... Which way...
**[12:46] Both**
...do we go?
**[12:49] Seiichi**
Yes!
**[12:51] Seiichi**
Go!
**[12:59] Seiichi**
Yes, we know she's on the other side!
**[13:03] Seiichi**
Stopping here won't get us anywhere!
**[13:05] Saria**
Seiichi, there's a path over there!
**[13:08] Seiichi**
All right, let's go!
**[13:18] Artoria**
*Damn it... Not here!*
**[13:21] Artoria**
Don't get in my way!
**[13:24] Artoria**
Power Slash!
**[13:36] Artoria**
Please be safe,
**[13:40] Artoria**
you two.
**[13:45] Seiichi**
A dead end.
**[13:46] Seiichi**
Another dead end.
**[13:48] Seiichi**
Here, too.
**[13:49] Seiichi**
And here!
**[13:50] Seiichi**
Where are we supposed to go?!
**[13:57] Saria**
Hey, Seiichi.
**[14:07] Saria**
You're ignoring it?
**[14:08] Seiichi**
Well, it's obviously suspicious.
**[14:11] Saria**
I know, but...
**[14:12] Chest**
Open me.
**[14:14] Seiichi**
I said I'm not opening it.
**[14:16] Both**
Huh?
**[14:18] Chest**
Open me!
**[14:21] Seiichi**
Really?
**[14:27] Chest**
Open me!
**[14:32] Seiichi**
Hey, timeout, timeout!
**[14:35] Seiichi**
*Damn it! In that case...*
**[14:37] Seiichi**
Aqua Bind!
**[14:40] Chest**
Y-You'll pay!
**[14:44] Seiichi**
H-Huh?
**[14:46] Saria**
It disappeared.
**[14:49] Seiichi**
I just used a binding spell.
**[14:54] Voice**
*You leveled up.*
**[15:01] Seiichi**
This is just like that time with Xeanos.
**[15:04] Voice**
* Long ago, the treasure chest was a*
* necessary item in any dungeon delve,*
**[15:09] Voice**
* but after the invention of Item Box,*
* it lost all reason to exist.*
**[15:15] Chest**
I want humans to interact with me again!
**[15:19] Voice**
* That single desire led it to grow limbs and*
* gain the ability to speak and use magic.*
**[15:26] Chest**
Water Magic!
**[15:27] Chest**
Fire Magic!
**[15:29] Voice**
* However, humans began calling the treasure*
* chest a monster and persecuting it.*
**[15:35] Voice**
*With its hope lost,*
**[15:38] Voice**
* the treasure chest continued to roam*
* around places it held fond memories of.*
**[15:46] Saria**
Poor treasure chest.
**[15:49] Seiichi**
I kind of feel bad for it.
**[15:53] Seiichi**
Ring of Misfortune?
**[15:55] Seiichi**
It's Legendary Equipment.
**[15:57] Seiichi**
It multiplies the wearer's Luck by -2?
**[16:01] Seiichi**
What the heck? Nothing good
comes from equipping this.
**[16:04] Saria**
Huh?
**[16:08] Saria**
Hey, Seiichi?
**[16:10] Seiichi**
Whoa! That's so shameless!
**[16:14] Saria**
Was it always this color?
**[16:28] Artoria**
*This is...*
**[16:38] Artoria**
*What now?*
**[16:39] Artoria**
*This route is the only path.*
**[16:51] Artoria**
Who's there?!
**[16:56] BDG**
Human, have you come here to be eaten?!
**[17:18] Both**
B-Bel-san!
**[17:22] Leia**
Now, if you've learned your lesson,
never try to act on your own again.
**[17:27] Bel**
I'm so sorry.
**[17:30] Leia**
I'll have you know,
**[17:31] Leia**
Black Dragon God is way worse than this.
**[17:36] Leia**
He's renowned as the strongest
one in the Demon Lord's army.
**[17:42] Leia**
Anyone who runs into him
has the worst luck of all.
**[17:48] Seiichi**
Does this mean...
**[17:49] (Flashback) Artoria**
It also glows red when their life is danger.
**[17:55] Seiichi**
Sh-She's in danger!
**[17:59] Saria**
S-Seiichi! Th-Th-The Guide Stone!
**[18:02] Seiichi**
All right!
**[18:04] Seiichi**
Go!
**[18:10] Saria**
Déjà vu.
**[18:12] Seiichi**
Damn it!
**[18:13] Seiichi**
This wall! This stupid wall!
**[18:15] Seiichi**
That really hurts!
**[18:19] Saria**
Wh-What do we do?
**[18:21] Seiichi**
Damn it!
**[18:27] BDG**
Perhaps I should praise you for putting
up quite the fight for a human.
**[18:33] Artoria**
I can't afford to die until I've rejoined
them and seen them safely home!
**[18:46] Artoria**
I'll show you
**[18:48] Artoria**
how I earned the name "Calamity"!
**[18:56] BDG**
*Now this...*
**[18:57] Artoria**
I don't need rationality!
**[19:01] Artoria**
I'll turn myself into a calamity!
**[19:04] Artoria**
Calamity Berserk!
**[19:22] BDG**
This is why you humans are such fools.
**[19:29] BDG**
Know your place.
**[19:55] BDG**
To think there was still someone among
humans who could surprise me so.
**[20:07] Artoria**
*I'm sorry, you two.*
**[20:11] Artoria**
* I'd forgotten how to smile*
* after constantly bringing*
**[20:14] Artoria**
*misfortune to others for so long...*
**[20:16] BDG**
Very well.
**[20:17] BDG**
I'll finish this in one blow for you.
**[20:21] Artoria**
* So I wanted to at least*
* see you two home safely.*
**[20:26] Artoria**
* But I got you both caught*
* up in my misfortune.*
**[20:31] Artoria**
*I'm sorry.*
**[20:35] Seiichi**
Artoria-san.
**[20:38] Saria**
Artoria-san!
**[20:46] Artoria**
You two?
**[20:48] Seiichi**
We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
**[22:22] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[22:26] Saria**
Seiichi's present Status is... this!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 11 (11)
Mana: 1156400 (50) Attack: 1122510 (50)
Defense: 1169080 (50) Agility: 1132150 (50)
Magic Attack: 1153480 (50) Magic Defense: 1180680 (50)
Luck: 1109290 (50) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (50)
***SIGN*** Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
**[22:30] Saria**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Money:
1070916000 G
**[22:33] Artoria**
He's a monster.
**[22:35] Artoria**
Speaking of which, you're a dual wielder?
**[22:38] Seiichi**
Yes.
**[22:39] Seiichi**
One is black and the other's white.
**[22:44] Seiichi**
They let the wielder pass their
mana and stamina to allies,
**[22:47] Seiichi**
and they can heal some
degree of damage overnight.
**[22:50] Artoria**
That's totally cheating.
**[22:52] Saria**
Hey, Artoria-san, what's the
battleaxe you wield called?
**[22:58] Artoria**
It's called "Grand Axe."
**[23:00] Artoria**
It's an exceptional item that doubles
my physical abilities during battle.
**[23:04] (Flashback) Artoria**
Power Slash!
**[23:06] Saria**
So cool!
**[23:08] Saria**
What kind of skill is that?
**[23:10] Artoria**
A skill that doubles my Attack!
**[23:12] Saria**
So when it's combined with Grand Axe...
**[23:16] Saria**
Two times two is... how many times?
**[23:19] Artoria**
Four times.
**[23:20] Saria**
Wow! That's cheating!
**[23:23] Seiichi**
Does that apply to these breasts, too?
**[23:26] Seiichi**
Abeshi!
**[23:31] Artoria**
How are my breasts cheating?!
**[23:35] Saria**
Seiichi fights to save Artoria-san!
**[23:38] Saria**
So cool!
**[23:39] Saria**
Wait, huh? What are those two doing?
***SIGN*** Next Time
The Calamity Bride
**[23:42] Saria**
Next time: "The Calamity Bride."
**[23:44] Saria**
I'm so happy I got to be Seiichi's wife!
# E5 - The Calamity Bride
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7N74/the-calamity-bride)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world,
**[00:06] Seiichi**
and my body transformed into an OP physique!
**[00:08] Seiichi**
Our test proctor, Artoria-san,
is predisposed to attracting calamities,
**[00:12] Seiichi**
but she's a very kind person.
**[00:14] Seiichi**
However, she's currently in danger!
**[00:20] Artoria**
I got you both caught up in my misfortune.
**[00:25] Artoria**
I'm sorry.
**[00:28] Saria**
Artoria-san!
**[00:29] Seiichi**
Artoria-san.
**[00:32] Artoria**
You two?
**[00:34] Seiichi**
We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
**[00:44] Artoria**
Seiichi, Saria...
**[00:47] Saria**
Artoria-san, are you okay?!
**[00:49] Artoria**
How did you two get in here?
**[00:52] Saria**
Well, you see...
**[00:57] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Artoria-san's in danger.
**[00:59] (Flashback) Saria**
Wh-What do we do?
**[01:04] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Damn it!
**[01:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**
This wall!
**[01:13] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[01:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I hit it like I meant it, and it broke?!
**[01:18] (Flashback) Saria**
But now we can get to Artoria-san!
**[01:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Hold on tight, Saria!
**[01:25] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[01:28] Saria**
And that's how we got here!
**[01:30] Artoria**
S-Seriously?
**[01:33] Artoria**
And the Black Dragon God?
**[01:34] Seiichi**
Oh, that's probably him over there.
**[01:38] Saria**
We ran into him when we came in.
**[01:41] Artoria**
Huh?!
**[01:43] Saria**
Are you okay?
**[01:44] Saria**
Seiichi, heal Artoria-san's wounds!
**[01:47] Seiichi**
Right. Use this, Artoria-san.
**[01:50] Artoria**
Seiichi...
**[01:55] Seiichi**
Saria, watch Artoria-san for me.
**[01:57] Saria**
Sure! Good luck out there, Seiichi!
**[02:08] Seiichi**
So you're the one who hurt Artoria-san?
**[02:12] BDG**
Damned human!
**[02:14] BDG**
Don't think you'll leave here alive!
**[02:21] Seiichi**
No, I'm going to defeat you,
**[02:23] Seiichi**
and we'll all go home together!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** The Calamity Bride
**[03:59] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[04:03] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[04:07] BDG**
Damned human!
**[04:09] BDG**
Your species is insufferably annoying!
**[04:11] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[04:13] BDG**
Conquering Claws!
**[04:21] Seiichi**
H-He's strong!
**[04:22] Seiichi**
Skill: Advanced Appraisal!
**[04:26] Seiichi**
Black Dragon God, Level 5,000?!
**[04:28] Seiichi**
That's over twice Xeanos's level!
**[04:30] BDG**
Die!
**[04:32] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[04:36] Seiichi**
That was close!
**[04:38] BDG**
Then how about this?
**[04:42] Seiichi**
Wha... M-My body is...
**[04:48] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[05:06] Seiichi**
Why didn't my Bind Resistance
and Absorb skills have any effect?
**[05:11] BDG**
I'll eliminate you along with that arrogance!
**[05:17] BDG**
This is my most powerful spell, Hell Inferno!
**[05:21] BDG**
The flames of hell will burn you to ash!
**[05:24] Seiichi**
That's huge!
**[05:25] Seiichi**
What do I about that?!
**[05:27] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[05:29] Saria**
Use the spell from when you fought me!
**[05:34] Seiichi**
Oh, right!
**[05:37] Seiichi**
I'm not going to lose!
**[05:40] Seiichi**
Fall Disaster!
**[06:00] BDG**
Wh-Why, you!
**[06:06] BDG**
I vowed that I would never lose
**[06:09] BDG**
to another human!
**[06:13] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[06:17] Seiichi**
Ultimate skill: Gale!
**[06:19] BDG**
I won't let you!
**[06:23] Seiichi**
I'm not done yet!
**[06:26] BDG**
You're finished.
**[06:29] Seiichi**
*Move, move, move!*
**[06:34] Voice**
*Intimidation Resistance acquired.*
**[06:39] BDG**
What?!
**[06:42] Voice**
*Abundant Blossoming of Swords acquired.*
**[06:45] ---**
Ultimate skill: One With the Sword acquired.
**[07:03] BDG**
I-I'm going to lose again?
**[07:06] BDG**
I just wanted to live happily... alongside him...
**[07:28] Seiichi**
Why did the Black Dragon
God hate humans so much?
**[07:33] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:34] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:36] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:37] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:39] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:40] Seiichi**
Yeah, yeah.
**[07:40] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:42] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:42] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[07:43] Vocie**
*You have leveled up.*
**[07:45] Seiichi**
Ow!
**[07:47] Seiichi**
I-I'm fine!
**[07:49] Saria**
But you seemed kind of sad.
**[07:52] Seiichi**
Forget about me. How's Artoria-san?
**[07:56] Saria**
The recovery herbs have her asleep
right now, but she should wake up soon.
**[08:01] Seiichi**
That's good. Now we can all go home.
**[08:04] Saria**
Yeah! But how do we get home?
**[08:06] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[08:08] Seiichi**
I don't know how to get home!
**[08:12] Saria**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
**[08:14] Saria**
What do we do?!
**[08:16] Seiichi**
Calm down!
**[08:17] Seiichi**
There might be something in here
that'll let us escape this dungeon.
**[08:22] Voice**
* You acquired Black Dragon God's*
* Scale, Fang, Claw, and Bone.*
**[08:27] Seiichi**
This is going to make me OP again, isn't it?
**[08:32] Seiichi**
If I eat the Black Dragon God's Gem,
**[08:34] Seiichi**
it'll improve my physical stats
and the potency of all magic?
**[08:42] Seiichi**
Wow, tastes like soda.
**[08:45] Voice**
*Skill: Spatial Magic acquired.*
**[08:49] Seiichi**
Spatial Magic?
**[08:51] Seiichi**
Did I get this magic from
that treasure chest?
**[08:54] Seiichi**
Saria, we can get home!
**[08:56] Saria**
Really?! Yay!
**[09:05] Seiichi**
Black Conqueror's Long Coat.
**[09:06] Seiichi**
It has great impact and blade resistance,
**[09:09] Seiichi**
so most common weapons will
be unable to even scratch it.
**[09:13] Saria**
Wow! You look great in that, Seiichi!
**[09:16] Seiichi**
R-Really?
**[09:18] Seiichi**
So this is the last item...
**[09:21] Seiichi**
*Black Dragon God's Biography*.
**[09:27] Narrator**
Long, long ago,
**[09:30] Narrator**
the Black Dragon God was the
guardian deity of a human land.
**[09:36] Narrator**
However, the humans
**[09:37] Narrator**
longed to create weapons from the
Black Dragon God's powerful materials,
**[09:42] Narrator**
so one day they began
to plot his subjugation.
**[09:46] Narrator**
The one who saved him from
that fate was the Demon Lord!
**[09:51] Narrator**
However, the humans conducted
their Hero Summoning,
**[09:54] Narrator**
and the Demon Lord was slain.
**[10:00] Narrator**
The Black Dragon God was
sealed in his dungeon,
**[10:02] Narrator**
and he vowed to exact vengeance on mankind...
**[10:05] Narrator**
all to ensure he would never lose
anything precious to him again.
**[10:11] Narrator**
The end.
**[10:17] Seiichi**
I'm so sorry!
**[10:20] Saria**
Seiichi, are you okay?
**[10:22] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:24] Saria**
Mr. Sheep didn't show up this time, huh?
**[10:26] Seiichi**
Huh? Now that you mention it, yeah...
**[10:31] Seiichi**
*A Showa-era gag?*
**[10:37] Sheep**
Hello, Mister Sheep here.
**[10:39] Seiichi**
*I figured.*
**[10:40] Saria**
It's from Mr. Sheep?! Read it, read it!
**[10:43] Seiichi**
Let's see...
**[10:44] Sheep**
Congratulations on clearing the dungeon.
**[10:47] Sheep**
I'm glad to see you're steadily
leaving your humanity behind!
**[10:50] Seiichi**
Shut up!
**[10:52] Sheep**
This time, you failed to meet the condition
of having the Black Dragon God live
**[10:56] Sheep**
peacefully alongside the Demon Lord.
**[10:59] Seiichi**
That's too difficult a challenge.
**[11:01] Sheep**
Oh, don't look so sad just because
you didn't see me for a while.
**[11:05] Seiichi**
Shut up!
**[11:07] Sheep**
Now, please continue working
hard on clearing dungeons.
**[11:11] Saria**
Mister Sheep sounds like he's doing well.
**[11:13] Seiichi**
There's something else written here.
**[11:15] Sheep**
P.S. I'll be going on vacation for a while,
**[11:19] Sheep**
so please refrain from
actually clearing dungeons!
**[11:22] Sheep**
Baa!
**[11:22] Seiichi**
Do your job!
**[11:25] Saria**
I hope he enjoys his vacation.
**[11:28] Seiichi**
Anyway, we can finally go home.
**[11:37] Saria**
Yay, we're here!
**[11:40] Seiichi**
It feels like it's been forever.
**[11:44] Saria**
Looks like Artoria-san's doing okay, too!
**[11:47] Seiichi**
Then let's get back to our guild.
**[11:50] Saria**
Yeah!
**[11:57] Artoria**
Put me down!
**[11:58] Seiichi**
Hey, please don't struggle!
**[12:00] Artoria**
Put me down!
**[12:00] Saria**
We can't. Your wounds may have healed,
**[12:03] Saria**
but you haven't recovered your stamina.
**[12:09] Artoria**
Sorry...
**[12:10] Artoria**
for getting you caught up in my misfortune.
**[12:14] Seiichi**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[12:16] Artoria**
Look. This is my Status.
**[12:18] Seiichi**
Your Luck is...
**[12:19] Seiichi**
Negative two million?!
**[12:21] Artoria**
"The Bearer of Calamity"...
**[12:23] Artoria**
From the moment I was born,
I've been cursed with that title.
**[12:26] Saria**
Oh, no...
**[12:28] Artoria**
That's sad enough,
**[12:29] Artoria**
but it brings misfortune
to those around me as well,
**[12:33] Artoria**
and that's even sadder.
**[12:35] Seiichi**
Is there a way to break the curse?
**[12:37] Artoria**
No.
**[12:38] Artoria**
So I'll continue to bring
misfortune to everyone around me.
**[12:43] Seiichi**
I don't think you brought us misfortune!
**[12:46] Saria**
I feel the same way.
**[12:53] Guscle**
Oh! Artoria-kun! Seiichi-kun! Saria-kun!
**[12:58] Artoria**
What's everyone doing?
**[13:00] Eris**
Why, we were gathering
all kinds of information!
**[13:04] Artoria**
Wh-Why?
**[13:05] Guscle**
To find our missing friends, obviously!
**[13:10] Artoria**
Friends...
**[13:13] Eris**
I'm truly glad, though.
**[13:17] Artoria**
You guys...
**[13:20] Seiichi**
Artoria-san, it looks like everyone you
thought you brought misfortune to
**[13:24] Seiichi**
is happy.
**[13:28] Seiichi**
You're not some calamity.
**[13:30] Seiichi**
You just attract a little bit of trouble.
**[13:33] Artoria**
Seiichi...
**[13:36] Seiichi**
Neither Saria nor I,
**[13:38] Seiichi**
nor anyone else at the Guild,
is worried about your predisposition.
**[13:43] Seiichi**
We all love everything about Artoria Gremm!
**[13:52] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[13:53] Seiichi**
Why is she running away?
**[13:55] Saria**
Seiichi, chase after her!
**[13:58] Seiichi**
G-Got it!
**[14:06] Terry**
Bel-san, I'm celebrating my new baby.
Give me 50K.
**[14:09] Bel**
What?! That's too much!
**[14:11] Bosco**
Man, those humans sure come up
with some interesting things.
**[14:17] Terry**
You know,
**[14:18] Terry**
I heard this game was brought here by
the heroes summoned from another world.
**[14:21] Terry**
Another world, huh?
**[14:23] Terry**
I wonder what it's like.
**[14:27] Leia**
The Black Dragon God was defeated.
**[14:30] Three**
Huh?
**[14:31] Terry**
Th-The Black Dragon God?!
**[14:33] Bel**
Impossible!
**[14:34] Bel**
He was the strongest being
in the Demon Lord's army,
**[14:37] Bel**
aside from the Demon Lord himself!
**[14:41] Bosco**
Who defeated him?
**[14:45] Leia**
I don't know, but...
**[14:47] Leia**
it's clear that someone who opposes
us Demons has shown themselves.
**[14:53] Bel**
What the heck kind of person is it?
**[14:56] Seiichi**
Where did she go?
**[14:57] Seiichi**
Oh, right!
**[15:01] Adrianna**
My, if it isn't Seiichi-san.
**[15:07] Seiichi**
Oh, Adrianna-san.
**[15:09] Artoria**
What is it?
**[15:11] Seiichi**
Um, I'm looking for Artoria-san.
**[15:14] Seiichi**
Have you seen her?
**[15:16] Adrianna**
Hmm... No, I haven't.
**[15:18] Seiichi**
I see.
**[15:19] Adrianna**
Hey, Seiichi-san,
**[15:21] Adrianna**
do you know about
Artoria-chan's predisposition?
**[15:24] Seiichi**
Well, yes.
**[15:25] Adrianna**
Then could I ask you a favor?
**[15:28] Seiichi**
Huh? What is it?
**[15:30] Adrianna**
Could you get closer to her,
even if it's only a little bit?
**[15:35] Seiichi**
Of course.
**[15:37] Seiichi**
Artoria-san is precious to me, after all.
**[15:42] Seiichi**
Well, I'll be going, then.
**[15:46] Adrianna**
I'm counting on you, Prince Charming.
**[15:54] Seiichi**
This is...
**[16:04] Seiichi**
*...where we had our first guild test.*
**[16:17] Seiichi**
Artoria-san.
**[16:20] Artoria**
Seiichi.
**[16:22] Seiichi**
What are you doing?
**[16:24] Artoria**
Hey, Seiichi... Am I...
**[16:27] Artoria**
really someone who's needed by others?
**[16:30] Seiichi**
You saw everyone's
expressions earlier, right?
**[16:33] Seiichi**
They all love you, Artoria-san.
**[16:37] (Flashback) ---**
I'm so glad.
**[16:38] Artoria**
I see.
**[16:40] Artoria**
So just as I find everyone
around me precious,
**[16:44] Artoria**
they consider me precious to them, as well.
**[16:50] Seiichi**
*She asked me to get closer to her...*
**[16:53] Seiichi**
*but how?*
**[16:57] Seiichi**
It's all right.
**[16:59] Seiichi**
If you're feeling anxious, \I'll be here beside you,
**[17:03] Seiichi**
for as long as it takes to reassure you.
**[17:06] Seiichi**
I'll stay with you for as long it takes,
**[17:09] Seiichi**
until the day you can truly
smile from the heart.
**[17:25] Saria**
I wonder if Seiichi's okay.
**[17:27] Guscle**
You don't have to worry about him!
**[17:29] Guscle**
My muscles tell me so!
**[17:33] Eris**
Setting what this trash heap says aside...
**[17:36] Guscle**
That's mean, Eris-kun!
**[17:39] Eris**
Don't worry!
**[17:40] Eris**
Seiichi-san's kindness is definitely
getting through to Artoria-san.
**[17:49] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[17:55] Seiichi**
*Wait, am I...*
**[17:57] Seiichi**
*doing something incredibly bold here?*
**[17:59] Seiichi**
*No, calm down.*
**[18:01] Seiichi**
* You're doing this out of kindness*
* to help ease Artoria-san's fears!*
**[18:05] Seiichi**
*Ah, but Artoria-san has such a nice smell...*
**[18:10] Seiichi**
*Wait, no!*
**[18:12] Seiichi**
*What am I doing relaxing around her?!*
**[18:14] Artoria**
S-Seiichi...
**[18:16] Seiichi**
Huh? Er, yes?
**[18:17] Artoria**
U-Um... well...
**[18:20] Artoria**
Uh, that was embarrassing...
**[18:23] Seiichi**
It was embarrassing for me, too!
**[18:25] Artoria**
B-But thank you.
**[18:28] Seiichi**
* It's so wrong that someone this*
* kind bears a curse of misfortune!*
**[18:33] Seiichi**
*Is there nothing I can do for her right now?*
**[18:39] (Flashback) Artoria**
From the moment I was born,
I've been cursed with that title.
**[18:45] Seiichi**
* If only Artoria-san's Luck*
* wasn't in the negatives...*
**[18:50] Seiichi**
*If it wasn't negative?*
**[18:52] Seiichi**
*That's it!*
**[18:54] Seiichi**
Artoria-san! Please hold out your hand!
**[18:56] Artoria**
Huh?
**[19:01] Seiichi**
* It should have the opposite*
* effect on Artoria-san!*
**[19:09] Artoria**
What's this?
**[19:10] Seiichi**
The Ring of Happiness.
**[19:13] Seiichi**
It's a Fantasy-grade item that will
negate your curse and double your Luck.
**[19:18] Artoria**
Negate my curse and double my Luck?
**[19:22] Seiichi**
Yes!
**[19:22] Seiichi**
Your Luck will go from negative two
million to positive four million!
**[19:27] Seiichi**
Which means your curse will be undone!
**[19:29] Artoria**
Wha... Really?
**[19:31] Seiichi**
You'll no longer be the Calamity.
**[19:36] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
**[19:37] Seiichi**
Let's enjoy happiness worth all the
misfortune you've faced so far!
**[19:42] Seiichi**
I'll fully support you!
**[19:46] Seiichi**
*I'll fully... fully... fully...*
**[19:58] Seiichi**
Huh? Again?
**[20:00] Seiichi**
What did I do wrong?
**[20:05] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Let's enjoy happiness!
**[20:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'll fully support you!
**[20:13] Seiichi**
I just proposed, didn't I?!
**[20:19] (Flashback) Artoria**
B-But thank you.
**[20:25] Seiichi**
But if it makes Artoria-san happy, then...
**[20:30] Seiichi**
I guess that's good enough for now.
**[20:45] Artoria**
Why is my heart racing like this?
**[20:54] Artoria**
What's wrong with me?
***SIGN*** Seiichi's Status for Today
**[22:31] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[22:34] Artoria**
S-Seiichi?!
**[22:36] Saria**
Seiichi's present Status is... this!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 )
Attack: 1644700 (100 ))
Defense: 1667000 (100 )
Agility: 1690000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
Luck: 1610000 (100 )
Charm: Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
***SIGN*** Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
***SIGN*** Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
***SIGN*** Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
***SIGN*** Titles: Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All. Tactless.
King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
Money:
2500304060 G
**[22:53] Saria**
Wow! He's powered up again!
**[22:56] Artoria**
It's an array of OP stats.
**[22:59] Saria**
Now, let's see...
**[23:00] Saria**
Dragon God's Claws is a skill that lets
him unleash slashes with tremendous force.
**[23:05] Saria**
They also possess the Light attribute,
making them effective against undead monsters.
**[23:09] Artoria**
That's the Black Dragon God's
skill that caused me so much pain!
**[23:13] Saria**
Then there's Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
**[23:15] Artoria**
S-S-S-S-S-S-Seiichi!
**[23:18] Saria**
He defeated the Black Dragon God with
this skill while you were was passed out.
**[23:23] Saria**
Isn't he awesome?
**[23:24] Artoria**
H-He's not awesome...
**[23:28] Saria**
Wow, you went from bright red to pale!
**[23:30] Saria**
It's a one-man Kouhaku show!
**[23:35] Artoria**
Something is wrong with me!
**[23:37] Artoria**
Why is my heart pounding like this?!
**[23:40] Artoria**
Could this feeling actually be...
***SIGN*** Next Time
Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
**[23:43] Artoria**
Next time: "Crying Out Love
in the Center of Another World."
**[23:46] Artoria**
It's not how it seems, Saria!
# E6 - Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0909/crying-out-love-in-the-center-of-another-world)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:03] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:05] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:08] Seiichi**
I defeated the Black Dragon God,
and we returned to Telbert.
**[00:11] Seiichi**
Wait, huh?
**[00:12] Seiichi**
Artoria-san's depressed!
**[00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Let's enjoy happiness!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'll fully support you!
**[00:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I just proposed, didn't I?!
**[00:27] Seiichi**
What's gonna happen to
my life in another world?!
***SIGN*** Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
**[00:42] Saria**
What's the matter, Seiichi?
**[00:44] Seiichi**
You saw what happened earlier, right?
**[00:46] Seiichi**
What I said to Artoria-san...
**[00:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Um, g-good morning!
**[00:58] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Artoria-san?
**[01:02] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Artoria-san...
**[01:06] Seiichi**
She's completely avoiding me.
**[01:08] Saria**
Don't worry.
**[01:10] Saria**
It's not like she hates you.
**[01:14] Seiichi**
How can you be sure about that?!
**[01:16] Saria**
Hmm... Natural instinct?
**[01:19] Seiichi**
Because you're a gorilla?!
**[01:21] Saria**
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
**[01:23] Seiichi**
Anyway, Saria, what do you want to do today?
**[01:26] Saria**
Huh?
**[01:26] Saria**
Well, our hunting test got canceled, so...
**[01:30] Saria**
Then I think I'll go visit
the orphanage today.
**[01:33] Seiichi**
Oh, accepting a quest already?
**[01:36] Saria**
Yeah. Claire-san did say
I could come by anytime!
**[01:41] Saria**
What about you?
**[01:43] Seiichi**
I think I'm going to gather some
information instead of doing a quest.
**[01:48] Saria**
Then I'll see you later, Seiichi!
**[01:50] Seiichi**
Yeah.
**[01:51] Seiichi**
Okay, then...
**[01:53] Seiichi**
*I need to learn more about this new world.*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
**[03:29] Seiichi**
The thing is, there's
some information I want.
**[03:33] Guscle**
There's my Guscle Style Muscle Camp
with beginner to advanced courses.
**[03:37] Guscle**
Which did you want to take?
**[03:39] Seiichi**
No, I don't need any of those.
**[03:41] Eris**
This is the problem with muscle-heads.
**[03:44] Seiichi**
Eris-san!
**[03:46] Eris**
How do you do, Seiichi-san?
**[03:47] Eris**
I have some special information for you.
**[03:50] Seiichi**
Really?!
**[03:52] Eris**
Eris-style S&M Lecture, with Beginner's
Pig Slave Courses to Hard B**** Courses.
**[03:57] Eris**
Which do you desire?
**[03:59] Seiichi**
I was a fool to get my hopes up!
**[04:02] Guscle**
Well, setting those jokes aside,
**[04:04] Guscle**
what did you want to know?
**[04:07] Seiichi**
Have there been any major
events nearby lately?
**[04:11] Guscle**
Hmm...
**[04:13] Seiichi**
Like heroes doing something, perhaps?
**[04:17] Guscle**
Actually, I did hear that some other
country conducted a Hero Summoning.
**[04:21] Seiichi**
Hero Summoning?
**[04:23] Seiichi**
*Bingo!*
**[04:24] Eris**
They brought heroes from another world
to defeat the resurrected Demon Lord.
**[04:30] Seiichi**
Demon Lord?!
**[04:31] Eris**
If you'd like to know more details about it,
**[04:34] Eris**
the Royal Library's a good place.
**[04:36] Seiichi**
Royal Library?
**[04:38] Guscle**
Here's a map to the library.
**[04:42] Seiichi**
I'm surprised you fit that in there!
**[04:44] Seiichi**
It has to reek!
**[04:49] Seiichi**
Hero Summoning, huh?
**[04:51] Seiichi**
Maybe I'll be able to learn something
about Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
**[05:00] Scheldt**
What is he doing?!
**[05:03] Scheldt**
That damn Zakia hasn't had them
do any practical training?
**[05:07] Scheldt**
Then what was the point
of the Hero Summoning?!
**[05:10] Helio**
Many of the heroes themselves are also
requesting real battles against monsters.
**[05:16] Scheldt**
Does he have any idea how extensive
**[05:18] Scheldt**
the damage will be if the Demon Lord rises
when they haven't had any training?!
**[05:22] Helio**
In that case, why not enroll the
heroes at Barbador Magic Academy?
**[05:28] Scheldt**
Barbador Magic Academy?
**[05:31] Helio**
With their solid foundation,
they'll easily dominate
**[05:34] Helio**
the top ranks at the Academy
if we send them there.
**[05:37] Helio**
That would allow us to show other
nations the power of the Kaiser Empire.
**[05:43] Scheldt**
You think it'll work that well?
**[05:45] Helio**
I'm sure it will be fine.
**[05:47] Helio**
The heroes we summoned
are still just children.
**[05:50] Helio**
It will be easy to make them obey.
**[05:53] Scheldt**
And how will you do that?
**[05:57] Helio**
We'll make them wear these
**[05:59] Helio**
so that they can never disobey an order.
**[06:01] Scheldt**
Enslavement Bracelets, huh?
**[06:03] Scheldt**
Now I see.
**[06:12] Artoria-san**
*I'm acting weird!*
**[06:26] Artoria-san**
*I ran away at the mere sight of Seiichi...*
**[06:30] Artoria-san**
* And just thinking about*
* him makes my heart...*
**[06:40] Seiichi**
I wonder if this will have detailed accounts
of where the heroes were summoned.
**[06:45] Seiichi**
*Regardless...*
**[06:47] Seiichi**
* Every book I read portrays mankind*
* as just and the Demon Lord as evil.*
**[06:54] Seiichi**
* But they both suffered cruel*
* fates at the hands of man.*
**[06:59] Seiichi**
I don't know what's true and what isn't.
**[07:04] Seiichi**
I need a change of pace.
**[07:07] Seiichi**
Come to think of it, I don't know
that much about magic, either.
**[07:13] Seiichi**
Okay, let's see here...
**[07:15] Seiichi**
"To activate magic, you need
visualization and mana."
**[07:20] Seiichi**
"Top class mages don't require visualization
and can use magic without chants—"
**[07:25] Voice**
*Skill: Omit Chant acquired.*
**[07:28] Seiichi**
Nah, no way.
**[07:33] Voice**
*Ice Magic: Master acquired.*
**[07:38] Seiichi**
Look, all I did was flip the page.
**[07:42] Voice**
*Lightning Magic: Master acquired.*
**[07:47] Seiichi**
Seriously, all I did was flip the page!
**[07:49] Voice**
* Fire Magic, Water Magic,*
* Light Magic, Wind Magic...*
**[07:54] Voice**
*Congratulations!*
**[07:56] Voice**
* You have acquired all elemental*
* magics at their highest ranks.*
**[07:59] Seiichi**
You're kidding me!
**[08:01] Voice**
*Skill: Magic Creation acquired.*
**[08:05] ---**
*Skill: Pinnacle of Sorcery acquired.*
**[08:07] Voice**
*Skill: Composite Magic acquired.*
**[08:08] Seiichi**
Cut it...
**[08:09] Seiichi**
C-Cut it out already...
**[08:09] Voice**
* Skills: Mass Activation, Enchant Magic:*
* Master, and Circle Magic: Master acquired.*
**[08:10] Seiichi**
Let me go back to being a normal boy!
**[08:22] Saria**
Wait for me!
**[08:27] Saria**
Saria is a normal girl!
**[08:33] Kids**
Gorilla!
**[08:38] Seiichi**
Oh, well.
**[08:40] Seiichi**
I guess I'll have to take my time looking
into Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
**[08:46] Seiichi**
*Oh, yeah. I haven't eaten lunch yet.*
**[08:54] Seiichi**
A-Animal ears?!
**[08:59] May**
W-Welcome!
**[09:01] Seiichi**
Oh, no, I'm not...
**[09:04] May**
Please, have a look.
**[09:10] Seiichi**
Did you paint all these yourself?
**[09:12] May**
Y-Yes, I did!
**[09:14] ---**
Wow...
**[09:17] Seiichi**
*They're all such gentle paintings.*
**[09:19] Seiichi**
How much for this painting?
**[09:21] May**
Huh?!
**[09:22] Seiichi**
Huh? Are they not for sale?
**[09:24] May**
N-No, you're just the first to ask.
**[09:30] May**
Thank you very much!
**[09:32] Seiichi**
I'll just put this in my Item Box.
**[09:36] Seiichi**
Now...
**[09:39] Seiichi**
Huh? Th-That smell...
**[09:50] Seiichi**
Over there!
**[09:53] Seiichi**
Café Accogliente?
**[09:57] Seiichi**
Mm, what a nice smell!
**[10:01] Seiichi**
*Wait, what if...*
**[10:03] (Flashback) Eris**
Come on, you perverted, masochist pigs!
**[10:06] Seiichi**
*...it's something like that again?!*
**[10:12] Seiichi**
But I can't beat my empty stomach!
**[10:14] Seiichi**
Let's go!
**[10:16] Noahd**
Welcome.
**[10:19] Ranze**
Haven't seen you before.
**[10:21] Seiichi**
Huh? Oh, uh, I'm...
**[10:24] Ranze**
Well, don't just stand there. Come on in.
**[10:28] Noahd**
Welcome to Café Accogliente.
**[10:35] Artoria**
*What's going on?*
**[10:37] Artoria**
* What is this longing that*
* makes my chest feel so tight?*
**[10:45] Artoria**
What on earth is wrong with me?
**[10:48] Adrianna**
Shall I give you some advice, then?
**[10:52] Artoria**
Huh?
**[10:53] Adrianna**
How do you do, Artoria-chan?
**[10:59] Artoria**
Adrianna-san.
**[11:04] Seiichi**
Chow time!
**[11:13] Seiichi**
*The cream is rich, but not too overbearing,*
**[11:15] Seiichi**
* and it combines with the perfect doneness*
* of the pasta and the savoriness of the meat*
**[11:19] Seiichi**
*to create a unique harmony.*
**[11:23] Seiichi**
*Which makes this...*
**[11:26] Seiichi**
Delicious!
**[11:34] Ranze**
First time I've seen you here. Adventurer?
**[11:37] Seiichi**
Yeah, I officially became an
adventurer just yesterday.
**[11:41] Ranze**
I'm Ranze, a humble commoner.
**[11:45] Ranze**
Nice to meet you.
**[11:46] Seiichi**
My name's Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[11:48] Ranze**
Seiichi?
**[11:50] Ranze**
Going by your name,
you're from the Eastern Nation?
**[11:54] Seiichi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Far East
**[11:57] Seiichi**
W-Well, yeah, I guess so.
**[11:59] Ranze**
The Eastern Nation's famous for
its many powerful warriors.
**[12:04] Ranze**
Are you one, too?
**[12:05] Seiichi**
I-I guess so.
**[12:10] Ranze**
This is the owner of this café, Noahd.
**[12:13] Noahd**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[12:15] Seiichi**
Oh, same here!
**[12:18] Seiichi**
*That freaked me out.*
**[12:19] Seiichi**
* I thought they'd realized*
* I came from another world.*
**[12:26] Adrianna**
In short, you're in love.
**[12:28] Artoria**
L-Love?!
**[12:30] Adrianna**
Your first love, at that.
**[12:32] Artoria**
I-Impossible!
**[12:34] Artoria**
Me?!
**[12:36] Artoria**
Absolutely not!
**[12:37] Adrianna**
If that's true, then what's that
ring on your left ring finger about?
**[12:44] Adrianna**
A vow of eternal love.
**[12:47] Adrianna**
That's common knowledge, isn't it?
**[12:51] Adrianna**
Besides, thanks to that ring,
your curse has been lifted.
**[12:57] Artoria**
But...
**[13:00] Artoria**
*Seiichi already has Saria...*
**[13:05] Adrianna**
Artoria-chan?
**[13:10] Adrianna**
Why don't you admit it already?
**[13:12] Adrianna**
You're in love with Seiichi-san.
**[13:15] Artoria**
In love?
**[13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'll stay with you for as long it takes.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'll fully support you!
**[13:28] Artoria**
So that's it...
**[13:30] Artoria**
I'm... in love.
**[13:33] Adrianna**
Yeah.
**[13:36] Artoria**
Is it really okay for me to fall in love?
**[13:39] Adrianna**
Of course it is.
**[13:41] Artoria**
Um... what do you think I can
do to get Seiichi's attention?
**[13:46] Adrianna**
Huh?
**[13:47] Artoria**
I want to let Seiichi know how I feel.
**[13:51] Artoria**
I want Seiichi to love me the way I love him!
**[13:57] Adrianna**
Leave it to me!
**[13:59] Adrianna**
I'll teach you the perfect way
to win Seiichi-san's heart!
**[14:05] Ranze**
No way!
**[14:07] Seiichi**
Uh, was that a bad thing to do?
**[14:10] Ranze**
It goes beyond bad.
**[14:12] Noahd**
In this country, when a man
presents a woman with a ring
**[14:17] Noahd**
and places it on her left ring finger,
**[14:19] Noahd**
it's a symbol of his vow of eternal love.
**[14:23] Ranze**
And if you even try to say,
"Just kidding!" or "My mistake!"
**[14:28] Ranze**
You'll be executed.
**[14:30] Seiichi**
E-Executed?!
**[14:32] Noahd**
At best, castrated.
***SIGN*** Castrated
**[14:39] Seiichi**
A-Anything but that!
**[14:42] Ranze**
Then why not just marry her already?
**[14:45] Seiichi**
M-Marry?!
**[14:47] Ranze**
You already swore eternal love.
**[14:49] Ranze**
What else is there to do?
**[14:50] Seiichi**
B-But...
**[14:56] Noahd**
You already have your heart set
on another woman, don't you?
**[15:01] Seiichi**
Well, yes...
**[15:03] Ranze**
Then just cultivate eternal
love for both of them.
**[15:08] Ranze**
You gotta be open-minded enough for that.
**[15:10] Seiichi**
Wh-What?!
**[15:16] Noahd**
Let me give you one piece
of advice as your elder.
**[15:20] Noahd**
Never give them a vague answer.
**[15:24] Noahd**
Either take responsibility
or give them a sincere apology.
**[15:29] Noahd**
Make sure you give them a proper decision.
**[15:33] Seiichi**
Got it.
**[15:35] Seiichi**
I think I'll try to explain
myself clearly in person.
**[15:39] Seiichi**
Thank you for the meal.
**[15:41] Seiichi**
The tea was delicious.
**[15:43] Noahd**
Thank you very much.
**[15:44] Ranze**
Let's talk more if we see each other again.
**[15:48] Seiichi**
Yes, definitely!
**[15:51] Ranze**
Ah, to be young.
**[15:54] Noahd**
Ranze, even though I'm here,
**[15:57] Noahd**
you're exposing yourself
too much coming here alone.
**[16:00] Noahd**
You're still the...
**[16:01] Ranze**
Don't worry.
**[16:03] Ranze**
The Kingdom's strongest swordsman,
Louise, will be coming to get me.
**[16:07] Noahd**
I feel bad for Louise-sama, having to
go along with your whims all the time.
**[16:16] Ranze**
See? She's here.
**[16:25] Seiichi**
A decision, huh?
**[16:27] Seiichi**
*I know I can't drag this out.*
**[16:30] Seiichi**
*But I...*
**[16:41] Seiichi**
I wonder if Saria's still here.
**[16:43] Seiichi**
I-I can take my time thinking it over today
**[16:46] Seiichi**
and come to a decision tomorrow!
**[16:48] Seiichi**
I'm already here to pick up Saria...
**[16:52] Seiichi**
And while I feel bad for Artoria-san,
**[16:55] Seiichi**
I'll tell her tomorrow.
**[16:57] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah!
**[16:59] Seiichi**
I'm the worst.
**[17:02] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[17:09] Seiichi**
A-Artoria-san?
**[17:13] Seiichi**
*Artoria-san's right here in front of me.*
**[17:16] Seiichi**
* Now's the time to clear up the*
* misunderstanding about that ring, isn't it?*
**[17:21] Seiichi**
* She might not forgive me,*
* but I have to apologize, right?*
**[17:25] Seiichi**
*So go on, say it!*
**[17:27] Seiichi**
*What are you afraid of?!*
**[17:29] Seiichi**
*Say it, say it, say it, say it!*
**[17:34] Seiichi**
Artoria-san!
**[17:35] Seiichi**
Um, that ring—
**[17:40] Seiichi**
*Th-This is... a kiss, isn't it?*
**[17:48] Artoria**
Don't say any more.
**[17:51] Artoria**
I know.
**[17:52] Artoria**
I know you didn't give me this
ring because you felt that way.
**[17:57] Seiichi**
Then...
**[17:59] Artoria**
But I don't care!
**[18:03] Artoria**
I don't care.
**[18:05] Artoria**
Because I've fallen in love with you.
**[18:09] Artoria**
I mean, I know you already have Saria...
**[18:12] Artoria**
But... But I still fell in love with you!
**[18:16] Artoria**
Just seeing you makes my heart ache!
**[18:20] Seiichi**
Artoria-san...
**[18:21] Artoria**
Am I not good enough?
**[18:23] Artoria**
Can I not stay by your side?
**[18:27] Seiichi**
That's not...
**[18:29] Artoria**
I know I'm not ladylike,
and maybe I'm not very lovable,
**[18:34] Artoria**
but I still...
**[18:36] Seiichi**
Artoria-san...
**[18:39] Seiichi**
*I can't choose between them!*
**[18:44] (Flashback) Ranze**
Then just cultivate eternal
love for both of them.
**[18:49] Seiichi**
But...
**[18:51] Seiichi**
I really...
**[18:54] Seiichi**
I...
**[18:55] Artoria**
Saria!
**[19:00] Seiichi**
Saria?!
**[19:02] Seiichi**
Uh, this... This isn't what you think!
**[19:06] Saria**
Accept her.
**[19:08] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:09] Saria**
I'm a little sad that I can't
have you all to myself,
**[19:12] Saria**
but I never expected to be able
to monopolize your charms.
**[19:17] Seiichi**
Y-You're so...
**[19:21] Saria**
Besides, females naturally
flock to strong males.
**[19:26] Artoria**
Females?
**[19:27] Seiichi**
You're still a gorilla when it comes to that...
**[19:30] Saria**
So, Seiichi, make sure you
accept Artoria-san, okay?
**[19:35] Saria**
I love Artoria-san, as well,
so I want to be with her, too.
**[19:40] Both**
Saria...
**[19:48] Seiichi**
Artoria-san...
**[19:49] Artoria**
Ar.
**[19:50] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:52] Artoria**
Call me Ar.
**[19:54] Artoria**
That's the nickname used by those
who are really close to me.
**[19:58] Artoria**
Also, drop the honorifics!
**[20:02] Seiichi**
You got it, Ar.
**[20:08] Seiichi**
I love you, too, Ar.
**[20:21] Seiichi**
Ar...
**[20:23] Seiichi**
I know I'm kind of hopeless and unreliable,
**[20:27] Seiichi**
but I'll do my best to make sure
you don't regret falling for me.
**[20:33] Artoria**
Yeah!
**[20:35] Saria**
Now Ar and I are together, too!
**[20:44] Guscle**
Congratulations!
**[20:47] Eris**
Congratulations.
**[20:49] Ranze**
Congratulations.
**[20:50] Noahd**
Congratulations.
**[20:52] Adrianna**
Congratulations.
**[20:56] Three**
Thank you!
**[20:58] Seiichi**
Is it okay for things to end this way?
***SIGN*** Seiichi's Status for Today
**[22:43] Artoria**
I-It's time for "Seiichi's Status—"
**[22:47] Saria**
Clap, clap, clap!
**[22:48] Artoria**
I stuttered right at the start.
**[22:51] Saria**
Uh, s-so...
**[22:52] Saria**
Seiichi's present Status is... this!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644700 (100 )
Defense: 1668000 (100 ) Agility: 1790000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1684000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1652000 (100 )
Luck: 1710000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
***SIGN***
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.
Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500304060 G
**[23:03] Saria**
Hey, Ar,
***SIGN*** Magic Creation
**[23:05] Saria**
what's this "Magic Creation"?
**[23:07] Artoria**
Apparently, it's a skill that lets
him create his own new magic.
**[23:12] Artoria**
As long as he has a clear
visualization and gives it a name,
**[23:15] Artoria**
he can create any kind of spell.
**[23:17] Saria**
Wow! That's useful!
**[23:20] Artoria**
I want... to make something with Seiichi.
**[23:22] Saria**
Huh? You want to make what?
**[23:25] Artoria**
Blush...
**[23:26] Saria**
Ar?
**[23:27] Artoria**
N-Not that! Mem... mem... memories!
**[23:30] Artoria**
I want to make memories!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
I'm now surrounded by Saria and
Artoria, two beautiful women,
**[23:38] Seiichi**
when a new heroine quickly appears!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
As for her looks, she's...
**[23:42] Seiichi**
a donkey?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Lulune Appears!
**[23:44] Seiichi**
Next time: "Lulune Appears!"
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Let's go, horse—
**[23:47] Seiichi**
no, donkey girls!
# E7 - Lulune Appears!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0573X/lulune-appears)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:07] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:09] Seiichi**
I also have a woman who's
precious to me: Saria.
**[00:12] Seiichi**
And yet, now there's Artoria-san, too?!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Saria**
Accept her!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I love you, too, Ar.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Saria**
Now Ar and I are together, too!
**[00:27] Saria**
N-Now I have two beautiful women!
**[00:29] Saria**
How is my life in another
world meeting compliance?!
**[00:43] Guscle**
This is sudden, but Seiichi-kun...
**[00:45] Seiichi**
Talk normally.
**[00:47] Seiichi**
And you don't have to do those
hip thrusts while we're eating.
**[00:50] Saria**
What is it, Guscle-san?
**[00:53] Guscle**
Right, right! You all still
don't own a horse, do you?
**[00:57] Seiichi**
A horse?
**[00:58] Guscle**
A horse...
**[00:59] Guscle**
is something every
high-ranking adventurer needs!
**[01:04] Guscle**
For battle,
**[01:06] Guscle**
for traveling long distances,
**[01:07] Guscle**
for carrying luggage...
**[01:09] Guscle**
Horses are must-haves!
**[01:12] Guscle**
And most importantly,
**[01:13] Guscle**
horses are partners that form
strong bonds with their adventurers!
**[01:20] Seiichi**
It matches your underwear?!
**[01:22] Guscle**
Now! Strike while the iron
and protein shake is hot!
**[01:26] ---**
Whoa, whoa!
**[01:27] Guscle**
Go buy a horse here!
**[01:30] Seiichi**
Where were you keeping that?
**[01:39] Seiichi**
Sheesh... I wound up coming all by myself.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Saria**
I'll go help out at the orphanage!
**[01:46] (Flashback) Artoria**
Sorry, I have a backlog of quests.
**[01:49] Seiichi**
What kind of map is this, anyway?
**[01:57] Seiichi**
Is this the place?
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Lulune Appears!
**[03:32] Seiichi**
Excuse me!
**[03:34] Owner**
Welcome!
**[03:36] Seiichi**
Um, I'd like to buy a horse.
**[03:39] Owner**
Are you here to enter the Royal Cup, too?
**[03:42] Seiichi**
Royal Cup?
**[03:44] Owner**
It's a race around the walls
for horse-like creatures.
**[03:48] Owner**
Anything goes, even armed obstruction!
**[03:51] Owner**
Since it's so dangerous,
top rankers earn extravagant prizes.
**[03:55] Seiichi**
Wow, I didn't know there was
a competition like that.
**[03:58] Owner**
We have great horses here!
**[04:01] Owner**
If you want to win, you'll want our horses!
**[04:03] Seiichi**
*I didn't say a thing about entering...*
**[04:07] Owner**
This one's a dragon horse,
**[04:08] Owner**
the most popular kind among adventurers.
**[04:13] Owner**
This is a deer horse.
**[04:16] Owner**
Despite its looks, it has twice the
horsepower of the dragon horse.
**[04:19] Seiichi**
With a face like that?!
**[04:20] Owner**
They're pretty useful if you train them well!
**[04:26] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[04:29] Owner**
I-It died!
**[04:31] Seiichi**
Are you kidding me?!
**[04:33] Owner**
Deer horses die easily
because they're so dumb.
**[04:35] Owner**
They'll forget to breathe and die.
**[04:37] Owner**
They'll hit a bump in the road and die.
**[04:39] Owner**
The slightest impact, and they'll die!
**[04:42] Owner**
It's a tense run where even the
slightest error leads to instant death,
**[04:45] Owner**
but the catharsis you get when
you pull it off is unbelievable!
**[04:50] Seiichi**
This isn't *Spe°°°ker*...
**[04:52] Owner**
That just leaves...
**[04:56] Owner**
this one.
**[04:58] Owner**
She's a truly wild mare who hasn't warmed
up to anyone since she was born here.
**[05:06] Owner**
I really can't recommend this one.
**[05:09] Seiichi**
She's a donkey, not a horse..
**[05:16] Seiichi**
And violent, too?
**[05:26] Seiichi**
Is she saying something?
**[05:28] Voice**
*Skill: Comprehend All Languages acquired.*
**[05:32] Lulune**
Don't touch me like that with your
filthy hands, you bald rubbish!
**[05:35] Lulune**
The only ones who can touch
me are those I deem worthy!
**[05:40] Seiichi**
You talk a lot for a donkey.
**[05:42] Lulune**
Huh?!
**[05:44] Lulune**
Who are you?
**[05:46] Seiichi**
Huh? U-Um...
**[05:48] Lulune**
You can understand what I'm saying?
**[05:51] Lulune**
Then get in here.
**[05:52] Seiichi**
Uh, sure...
**[05:54] Seiichi**
P-Pardon me.
**[06:02] Seiichi**
That was close.
**[06:07] Seiichi**
This is ridiculous.
**[06:09] Seiichi**
Hup.
**[06:10] Seiichi**
And hup.
***SIGN*** Flailing
**[06:12] Lulune**
P-Put me down! Put me down!
**[06:15] Seiichi**
No way.
**[06:16] Seiichi**
If I do, you'll just try to kick me again.
**[06:19] Lulune**
I... I give up.
**[06:24] Lulune**
You have made your power painfully clear.
**[06:29] Seiichi**
Huh? Why the sudden change?
**[06:31] Lulune**
Please forgive me for my earlier rudeness.
**[06:34] Lulune**
You are the one fit to be the
master I serve for my entire life!
**[06:40] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[06:41] Seiichi**
Well, okay, then.
**[06:43] Seiichi**
Nice to meet you, uh...
**[06:46] Lulune**
It's Lulune, Master!
**[06:48] Owner**
Mama! Mama!
**[06:51] Seiichi**
Mister, please sell me this donkey.
**[06:54] Owner**
Huh?!
**[06:55] Owner**
What school are you from?!
**[06:57] Owner**
I'll beat you up!
**[07:08] Owner**
C-Come again.
**[07:20] Lulune**
I'm going outside for the
first time in my life!
**[07:24] Lulune**
Wh-What is that smell?
***SIGN*** G
r
o
w
l
**[07:30] Seiichi**
You want to eat some good food?
**[07:32] Lulune**
C-Can I?!
**[07:34] Seiichi**
Sure. I'll buy it for you.
**[07:36] Lulune**
Y-You will?!
**[07:38] Seiichi**
Two of those, please.
**[07:40] Clerk**
Here are your grenades.
**[07:42] Lulune**
What a kind person!
**[07:49] Seiichi**
Time to eat.
**[07:52] Both**
So good!
**[07:54] Seiichi**
The moment you bite into the soft meat,
**[07:56] Seiichi**
the juices practically
explode in your mouth!
**[07:58] Seiichi**
It's a real meat grenade!
**[08:00] Lulune**
I never knew the outside world
had such delicious things!
**[08:05] Lulune**
Master! Master!
Can I order other things, too?!
**[08:09] Seiichi**
Yeah, sure.
**[08:12] Lulune**
I can't believe you're feeding me so much!
**[08:15] Lulune**
I'll spend my whole life repaying this favor!
**[08:18] Seiichi**
That's getting a bit dramatic.
**[08:20] Clay**
You should enter the competition, too!
**[08:23] Clay**
Why are you hesitating?
**[08:26] May**
Those things aren't what I'm painting for.
**[08:30] Clay**
But I can't bear to see someone with your
talent for painting rot away like this.
**[08:35] Seiichi**
Hold on there!
**[08:38] Clay**
Wh-Who are you?
**[08:40] Clay**
Outsiders should stay out of this.
**[08:42] May**
Y-You're...
**[08:49] May**
Thank you so much for buying
my painting the other day.
**[08:52] Clay**
Oh! I didn't know you had someone
who recognized you, May.
**[08:56] Clay**
Don't you think you really should be
entering the Charasty Painting Competition?
**[09:00] Narrator-chan**
The Charasty Painting Competition.
**[09:03] Narrator-chan**
Held one month after the Royal Cup,
**[09:06] Narrator-chan**
it is the most influential painting
competition in all of the Kingdom of Wimberg.
**[09:11] May**
I don't imagine a beginner like me could
participate in such an amazing competition.
**[09:16] Clay**
That has nothing to do with it!
**[09:17] Clay**
You already had your paintings bought by
that man with the donkey, didn't you?!
**[09:23] Clay**
So you bought May's painting, eh?
**[09:25] Seiichi**
Well, it was a very nice painting.
**[09:27] Clay**
Then, of course, you've bought one
of my paintings, too, haven't you?
**[09:31] Seiichi**
No, I haven't.
**[09:33] Clay**
What?!
**[09:35] Clay**
Impossible!
**[09:36] Clay**
You haven't bought any of my paintings?!
**[09:40] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[09:41] Lulune**
What is this? A triangle?
**[09:44] Clay**
Well?
**[09:45] Clay**
This is my piece on the theme of
**[09:48] Clay**
a young maiden's feelings as she longs
for her lover during sunset at a beach!
**[09:52] Seiichi**
Sorry, it just looks like a triangle to me.
**[09:58] Seiichi**
Wh-Who's this?
***SIGN*** Trembling
**[10:03] Clay**
I am Clay Berger,
eldest son of Duke Berger,
**[10:07] Clay**
and a prodigy of the arts.
**[10:09] Clay**
I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
**[10:12] Clay**
More importantly, May!
**[10:14] Clay**
Your paintings left an impact upon my heart.
**[10:17] Clay**
I beg you, please enter the
Charasty Painting Competition.
**[10:22] May**
But...
**[10:23] Seiichi**
May.
**[10:25] Seiichi**
I think I'm going to enter the Royal Cup.
**[10:29] Both**
What?!
**[10:30] Seiichi**
If I happen to place at the top,
**[10:32] Seiichi**
will you try entering that
art competition too, May?
**[10:38] May**
B-But isn't the Royal Cup dangerous?
**[10:41] May**
Aren't you scared?
**[10:43] Seiichi**
Hmm, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
**[10:47] Seiichi**
But if I can just rank at the top there,
**[10:50] Seiichi**
wouldn't that give you the
courage to move forward, too?
**[10:55] Seiichi**
It's better to try and regret it later!
**[11:01] Clay**
Speaking of the top ranks,
**[11:03] Clay**
that artistically delicious
Tambuli is one of the prizes.
**[11:08] Seiichi**
Tambuli?
**[11:10] Clay**
The legendary gigantic fish.
**[11:12] Clay**
It's the prize for fifth place, I think?
**[11:14] Clay**
The taste is practically art!
**[11:18] Lulune**
L-Let's enter for sure, Master!
**[11:21] Seiichi**
Okay, okay.
**[11:23] Clay**
Speaking of, what is with this donkey?
**[11:25] Clay**
You're not entering with
this donkey, are you?
**[11:28] Seiichi**
I-I am.
**[11:37] Lorna**
*Now, it's that time of year again!*
**[11:40] Lorna**
*Time for the annual Royal Cup race!*
**[11:46] Saria**
Lulune-chan!
**[11:48] Saria**
Good luck!
**[11:50] Artoria**
I'll be cheering for you from the front row!
**[11:53] Seiichi**
Yeah!
**[12:02] Lulune**
Tambuli! Tambuli! Tambuli!
**[12:03] Seiichi**
They're all incredible.
**[12:06] Lorna**
Now, the Royal Cup is about to start!
**[12:10] Lorna**
I'm your announcer, one of
the Valkyries, Lorna Kirizas!
**[12:17] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[12:19] Saria**
Good luck!
**[12:22] Lorna**
Now, let's introduce this
year's extravagant prizes!
**[12:26] Lulune**
Tambuli, Tambuli...
**[12:28] Lorna**
The first and second prizes
this year are super hot!
**[12:33] Lorna**
First, we have this!
**[12:35] Lorna**
The second place prize is...
**[12:37] Lorna**
precious sexy photos of our
Valkyrie captain, Louise-sama!
**[12:42] Both**
Huh?
**[12:43] Spectators**
Louise-sama!
**[12:45] Spectators**
Louise! Louise!
**[12:47] Both**
Huh?!
**[12:49] Lorna**
And of course, our grand prize is...
**[12:53] Lorna**
a ticket to spend a day with us Valkyries!
**[12:59] Crowd**
Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
**[13:04] Crowd**
Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
**[13:05] Seiichi**
That's some excitement.
**[13:07] Lulune**
Master! Let's make sure to aim
for fifth place and the Tambuli!
**[13:11] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah!
**[13:12] May**
Um, Seiichi-san...
**[13:15] Clay**
Hey, Seiichi.
**[13:16] Seiichi**
Why are you two here?
**[13:19] Clay**
To give you encouragement.
**[13:20] May**
Seiichi-san, this race
really is too dangerous.
**[13:24] May**
You should withdraw.
**[13:27] Seiichi**
Everyone's always afraid of that first step.
**[13:31] Seiichi**
But if someone can give your back
a push, you can move forward.
**[13:37] Seiichi**
It was the same way for me in the past.
**[13:40] Seiichi**
So this time, I want to help someone—help you.
**[13:48] Seiichi**
All right! Let's do this!
**[13:51] Lorna**
Now, everyone!
**[13:53] Lorna**
Are you ready to start?!
**[13:56] Lorna**
The rules are simple!
**[13:58] Lorna**
Once you start and exit the main gate,
**[14:00] Lorna**
you must run a lap around the walls
**[14:02] Lorna**
and return once more to the
goal in the main grounds.
**[14:06] Lorna**
During the race, any obstruction of
your fellow competitors is allowed,
**[14:10] Lorna**
so, of course, your skill as a rider,
**[14:12] Lorna**
and as an adventurer, will matter greatly.
**[14:16] Lulune**
Tambuli, Tambuli, Tambuli!
**[14:19] Lorna**
Now, the gate is opening!
**[14:24] Lorna**
Royal Cup...
**[14:26] Lorna**
Ready...
**[14:28] Lorna**
Go!
**[14:36] Lorna**
Whoa! The deer horses!
**[14:38] RiderA**
Hey, what happened to Johnson?!
**[14:39] RiderB**
Run! Run now!
**[14:44] RiderA**
H-He's dead!
**[14:46] RiderB**
They died from shock when the cannon sounded!
**[14:50] Spectator**
That's what happens when
you cheap out on horses!
**[14:51] Spectator**
What a laughingstock!
**[14:55] Lorna**
Roughly twenty have dropped out at once!
**[14:58] Lorna**
The other racers have all safely exited the—
**[15:01] Lorna**
or not!
**[15:03] Seiichi**
Lulune! What's wrong?!
**[15:09] Spectator**
Hey, come on!
**[15:10] Spectator**
Run already!
**[15:11] Spectator**
Quit screwing around!
**[15:13] Spectator**
I bet my entire fortune on
you two! Take this seriously!
**[15:17] Artoria**
What was that man thinking?!
**[15:19] Saria**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[15:22] Seiichi**
Are you not feeling well?
**[15:24] Lulune**
Actually, this morning...
**[15:26] Seiichi**
This morning?
**[15:27] Lulune**
I was looking forward to the Tambuli
so much that I skipped breakfast.
**[15:32] Seiichi**
What?!
***SIGN*** G
r
o
w
l
***SIGN*** G
r
o
w
l
**[15:38] Seiichi**
Jeez.
**[15:41] Seiichi**
Do I have anything to eat?
**[15:45] Seiichi**
The Fruit of Evolution cultivation set!
**[15:49] Seiichi**
Lulune, eat this.
**[15:51] Lulune**
Huh?
**[15:52] BeardRider**
Move, move, move, move!
**[15:55] RiderE**
That's foul play!
**[15:56] BeardRider**
Out of the way, out of the way!
**[16:00] BeardRider**
I'm going to win the grand prize!
**[16:02] FemaleRider**
That's my line!
**[16:07] Lorna**
Now, the leading group is finally
entering the middle phase of the course!
**[16:12] FemaleRider**
Now that it's come to this,
**[16:13] FemaleRider**
I'll use this Summon Wolf Whistle
**[16:16] FemaleRider**
to eliminate everyone!
**[16:18] BeardRider**
Summon Wolf Whistle? What's that?
**[16:21] FemaleRider**
Now, here I go!
**[16:24] FemaleRider**
Come forth, you beasts!
**[16:36] RiderD**
Hey! Aren't those Grand Wolves?!
**[16:42] RiderE**
No one said there would be B-Rank monsters!
**[16:54] Lorna**
Why is there a Hell Wolf,
an A-Rank monster, here?!
**[17:01] May**
Seiichi-san...
**[17:03] Clay**
Will he be okay?
**[17:09] Lorna**
Everyone, I'm sad to say that since it's
become too dangerous, this year's race must—
**[17:16] Lorna**
What's this? Something's
coming at incredible speed...
**[17:20] Lorna**
It's racer Seiichi!
**[17:27] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[17:28] Saria**
Lulune-chan!
**[17:29] Saria**
Fight on!
**[17:32] Artoria**
The surprises never end with him around!
**[17:35] May**
Seiichi-san!
**[17:36] Clay**
Now this is getting interesting!
**[17:38] Seiichi**
I'm rocking too hard and getting motion-sick!
**[17:41] Seiichi**
Please slow down!
**[17:42] Lulune**
Is it because of that fruit I ate earlier?
**[17:45] Lulune**
I can't control myself!
**[17:47] RiderG**
That donkey's charging in!
Is everything okay?!
**[17:51] RiderH**
Donkeys are a wolf's favorite meal!
**[17:54] Lulune**
Right now...
**[17:55] Lulune**
I can go anywhere!
**[17:59] BeardRider**
S-She jumped?!
**[18:12] Lulune**
Get out of my way, trash!
**[18:15] FemaleRider**
Now, get her, Hell Wolf!
**[18:21] Lulune**
Move.
**[18:23] Seiichi**
Whoa!
**[18:51] Lulune**
Hmph. Damn trash.
**[18:53] Seiichi**
Th-Thanks, Lulune.
**[18:56] BeardRider**
W-We have to fight against them now?
**[19:00] FemaleRider**
I-I'm forfeiting.
**[19:03] BeardRider**
Me, too.
**[19:04] Lorna**
U-Uh, the race...
**[19:08] Seiichi**
Oh, right! The race is still ongoing!
**[19:11] Seiichi**
Hurry, Lulune!
**[19:13] Lulune**
Roger that, Master!
**[19:15] Lorna**
So the race continues...
**[19:23] Lorna**
The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune!
**[19:28] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:30] May**
He won!
**[19:32] Saria**
They did it, Ar!
**[19:34] Artoria**
That's the man I fell for!
**[19:38] Clay**
At any rate, now you can paint
with without worry, right?
**[19:43] May**
Yes! I have an image in mind.
**[19:45] May**
I'll start working on the painting now.
**[19:48] Clay**
I see.
**[19:49] Clay**
Then I'm not going to lose, either!
**[19:52] May**
Yes!
**[19:57] Lulune**
I screwed up!
**[20:00] Lulune**
The fifth-place Tambuli!
**[20:03] Seiichi**
C'mon, cheer up.
**[20:05] Seiichi**
I mean, you won.
**[20:07] Lulune**
I don't want that!
**[20:10] Seiichi**
Hey, Lulune.
**[20:12] Seiichi**
I know it didn't work out this time,
**[20:14] Seiichi**
but there will be other chances.
**[20:16] Seiichi**
Besides, I'm sure there's even more
delicious food out there in the world.
**[20:20] Seiichi**
Thank you for doing your best today.
**[20:29] Lulune**
I'll follow you my whole life!
**[20:32] Seiichi**
I-I get it! Just calm down!
**[20:41] Artoria**
Seiichi, you in here?
**[20:44] Artoria**
S-Seiichi?!
**[20:45] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[20:55] Seiichi**
Lulune?
**[20:57] Artoria**
Huh?
**[20:59] Lulune**
Master!
**[21:03] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[22:38] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1699000 (100 )
Attack: 1647000 (100 )
Defense: 1680000 (100 )
Agility: 1900000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1706000 (100 )
Magic Defense: 1690000 (100 )
Luck: 1930000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
**[22:43] Artoria**
This isn't the time to be doing this!
**[22:46] (Flashback) Lulune**
Master!
**[22:47] Artoria**
Who is this?!
**[22:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[22:51] Artoria**
Don't give us a nosebleed stream!
**[22:53] Saria**
Seiichi's present Status is... this!
***SIGN*** Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor. Invert Magic.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack.
Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate.
Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master.
Circle Magic: Master.
**[22:57] Artoria**
Don't carry on like usual!
***SIGN*** Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
***SIGN*** Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
***SIGN*** Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500757230 G
**[23:00] Saria**
Seiichi, you've been stuck
at Level 15 for a while.
**[23:04] Seiichi**
Oh, yeah.
**[23:06] Saria**
Hey, Ar, what's the
Comprehend All Languages skill?
**[23:10] Artoria**
Huh?
**[23:14] Artoria**
Well, you see, Comprehend All Languages
**[23:17] Artoria**
is a skill that allows to him understand
the languages of all kinds of creatures.
**[23:21] Saria**
I see.
**[23:23] Seiichi**
Wow.
**[23:24] Artoria**
No, seriously, this isn't the
time to be doing this segment!
**[23:28] (Flashback) Lulune**
Master!
**[23:31] Artoria**
Don't get excited!
**[23:35] Lulune**
I'll serve you for life,
**[23:38] Lulune**
so please treat me well, Master!
**[23:40] Lulune**
Wait, he's suddenly captured?!
**[23:43] Lulune**
Who are these people?!
***SIGN*** Next Time:
Beautiful Valkyrie
**[23:44] Lulune**
Next time: "Beautiful Valkyrie."
**[23:47] Lulune**
Master, I'm hungry!
# E8 - Beautiful Valkyrie
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2JWV/beautiful-valkyrie)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:06] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:08] Seiichi**
I recently entered the Royal Cup
with a donkey named Lulune.
**[00:12] Seiichi**
After eating a Fruit of Evolution,
**[00:14] Seiichi**
Lulune defeated some monsters
and left all the racers behind.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Lorna**
The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune!
**[00:21] Seiichi**
Then something unbelievable happened!
**[00:25] Lulune**
Master!
**[00:27] Seiichi**
*She turned into a beautiful woman?!*
**[00:29] Seiichi**
* Wh-What's going on in my*
* life in another world?!*
**[00:37] Seiichi**
You're... Lulune, right?
**[00:40] Lulune**
Master! Something's not right!
**[00:42] Lulune**
My body is...
**[00:44] Seiichi**
I can see it! I can see it!
**[00:45] Seiichi**
C-Calm down! I'll explain it all to you!
**[00:48] Artoria**
Hey, Seiichi, what are you doing?
**[00:52] Seiichi**
Uh, I... No, wait!
**[00:54] Seiichi**
I-It's not what you think!
**[00:55] Seiichi**
It's not that, Ar!
**[00:57] Artoria**
Is that all you have to say for yourself?
***SIGN*** C
r
a
c
k
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Beautiful Valkyrie
**[02:43] Artoria**
So you're saying this woman
is your donkey, Lulune,
**[02:46] Artoria**
after eating a Fruit of Evolution?
**[02:48] Seiichi**
Yes.
**[02:49] Artoria**
Can't you come up with any better excuses?
**[02:53] Seiichi**
But I can't help what's already happened!
**[02:55] Saria**
Hey, Ar, Seiichi is telling the truth.
**[02:59] Artoria**
Huh? You're defending him, too, Saria?
**[03:03] Saria**
Ar, look at me.
**[03:07] Saria**
I was originally a monster.
**[03:09] Saria**
But I ate the Fruit of Evolution
and became a Human.
**[03:14] Saria**
See?
**[03:17] Seiichi**
A-Ar?
**[03:22] Artoria**
Come with me!
**[03:25] Seiichi**
Ar!
***SIGN*** 20 Minutes Later
**[03:33] Artoria**
What do you think?
**[03:35] Lulune**
Does it look good on me?
**[03:37] Saria**
It looks great on you, Lulune-chan!
**[03:40] Seiichi**
Ar, your fashion sense is amazing.
**[03:42] Artoria**
R-Really?
**[03:44] Lulune**
Um, thank you so much!
**[03:46] Lorna**
Hello!
**[03:51] Claudia**
Lorna, you're not here to challenge anyone.
**[03:54] Claudia**
There's no need to make that kind of entrance.
**[03:57] Lorna**
Tee-hee.
**[03:58] Seiichi**
Uh, and you are?
**[04:01] Claudia**
Oh, pardon me.
**[04:03] Claudia**
I'm one of this nation's Valkyries,
Claudia Asterio.
**[04:08] Lorna**
Likewise, a Valkyrie, Lorna Kirizas!
**[04:11] Claudia**
You're Hiiragi Seiichi-kun, yes?
**[04:15] Seiichi**
Huh? Y-Yes...
**[04:18] Claudia**
Could you hold out both your hands?
**[04:19] Seiichi**
L-Like this?
**[04:24] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[04:26] Claudia**
We've been ordered to bring you in.
**[04:30] Seiichi**
Why? Did I do something wrong?
**[04:33] Lorna**
Now, would you come with us for a bit?
**[04:36] Seiichi**
Wai—
**[04:36] Lorna**
Give it up! This is the end of your evildoing!
**[04:40] Claudia**
Lorna, that's enough overdoing it.
**[04:44] Seiichi**
I-I'm innocent!
**[04:47] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[04:48] Lulune**
Master!
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Third Division
Leia Falzar
**[05:06] Leia**
Leia Falzar, Captain of the
Demon Lord's Army, Third Division.
**[05:10] Leia**
I've just arrived.
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Second Division
Zolua Waltorre
**[05:12] Zolua**
Hey, Liaretta, are we starting yet?
**[05:15] Zolua**
I want to go home and sleep.
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, First Division
Xellos Albarna
**[05:17] Xellos**
Zolua, are you going to trouble Lutia-sama
**[05:20] Xellos**
with your whims after
she summoned us here?
**[05:24] Jade**
No mischief from either of you, okay?
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Penal Division
Jade Raven
**[05:27] Jade**
Or do you want some of my punishment?
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fifth Division
Urus Bashew
**[05:32] Urus**
Hey, Leia!
**[05:33] Urus**
What are you thinking, showing up
late for an important meeting?
***SIGN*** Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fourth Division
Liaretta Valheim
**[05:37] Liaretta**
Urus is right, Leia.
**[05:40] Liaretta**
You should arrive on time, you know.
**[05:43] Leia**
Is Lutia-sama not here yet?
***SIGN*** Demon Lord's Daughter
Lutia Butte
**[05:55] Lutia**
Everyone, thank you for
responding to my summons.
***SIGN*** Demon Lord's Aide
Kreis
**[06:01] Kreis**
Thank you, indeed!
**[06:04] Lutia**
Kreis, quiet.
**[06:07] Urus**
Lutia-sama, what did you need?
**[06:09] Lutia**
The reason I have gathered the captains of
all Demon Lord's Army divisions today...
**[06:20] Lutia**
is because I wish to discuss an
alliance with Wimberg Kingdom.
**[06:27] Kreis**
Wh-What is this you speak of?!
**[06:30] Kreis**
You would forge an alliance with the humans
**[06:32] Kreis**
that have persecuted demons
for many long years?
**[06:34] Kreis**
The same humans who sealed away
your father, the Demon Lord?!
**[06:38] Lutia**
That is all the more reason we need
to bring our peoples closer together.
**[06:42] Kreis**
This makes no sense!
**[06:44] Kreis**
Have you gone mad?!
**[06:46] Lutia**
I hear the King of Wimberg
**[06:49] Lutia**
is proactively building friendly
relations with demons.
**[06:53] Leia**
Lutia-sama.
**[06:55] Kreis**
What is it, Leia?
**[06:56] Leia**
I have heard that the Black Dragon
God was most likely defeated
**[07:00] Leia**
by a single human from
the Kingdom of Wimberg.
**[07:04] Xellos**
Impossible!
**[07:05] Xellos**
The Black Dragon God was the strongest
member of the Demon Lord's army.
**[07:09] Liaretta**
A mere human, defeated such a great figure?
**[07:13] Leia**
According to the Black Dragon God,
**[07:15] Leia**
he lost to a human named "Seiichi."
**[07:20] (Flashback) Leia**
Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Leia**
Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Leia**
Loyal servant of the
Demon Lord, Black Dragon God,
**[07:36] (Flashback) Leia**
I summon your soul here now!
**[07:41] (Flashback) Leia**
Black Dragon God!
**[07:42] (Flashback) BDG**
I lost, then?
**[07:44] (Flashback) Leia**
I'll gather the strongest forces
of each demon army at once
**[07:48] (Flashback) Leia**
and set out to avenge you.
**[07:50] (Flashback) BDG**
No.
**[07:52] (Flashback) BDG**
At one time, I hated humans.
**[07:56] (Flashback) BDG**
However, that man challenged
me fair and square, and I lost.
**[08:01] (Flashback) BDG**
I have no regrets.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Leia**
Black Dragon God?!
**[08:08] Kreis**
Fair and square? Absolutely absurd!
**[08:12] Kreis**
Our Demon Lord's army has been the
brunt of countless dastardly tricks!
**[08:16] Lutia**
We cannot cling to our harsh past forever.
**[08:19] Lutia**
To truly return smiles to our people,
**[08:24] Lutia**
I believe we must coexist with humans.
**[08:28] Kreis**
R-Right! Lutia-sama, the prophecy!
Remember the prophecy?
**[08:32] Kreis**
It was foretold that getting
involved with humans
**[08:35] Kreis**
would bring great calamity to us demons!
**[08:37] Kreis**
We should stop this at once!
**[08:40] Lutia**
If that comes to pass,
I shall offer up my head.
**[08:43] Kreis**
Impossible!
**[08:44] Kreis**
Our people will never accept such a trifle!
**[08:48] Zolua**
Hey, pig. What do you mean by "trifle"?
**[08:52] Zolua**
Be quiet and follow Lutia-sama,
**[08:54] Zolua**
or I'll crush you.
**[08:57] Xellos**
I don't like the fact that I agree with you,
**[09:00] Xellos**
but I wouldn't mind
eliminating him right now.
**[09:04] Jade**
Want to savor some hot punishment?
**[09:12] Kreis**
M-Mark my words!
**[09:13] Kreis**
You'll learn how foolish it is
to form an alliance with humans!
**[09:21] Lutia**
We have to move forward.
**[09:24] Lutia**
So lend me your strength.
**[09:29] All**
We stand with the Demon Lord!
**[09:33] Lutia**
Thank you.
**[09:35] Kreis**
Damn it! Damn it, damn it!
**[09:37] Kreis**
Now all my plans will be...
**[09:40] Kreis**
Well, my plans may have been thrown
off, but I can still correct course.
**[09:44] Kreis**
No one will be able to stop me!
**[09:56] Lorna**
This is the castle of the Kingdom
of Wimberg, Arkshell Castle.
**[10:00] Seiichi**
Incredible...
**[10:07] Seiichi**
But would you all please tell me
what this is about already?
**[10:11] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun, you won the
Royal Cup, didn't you?
**[10:15] Seiichi**
What about it?
**[10:16] Lorna**
Did you forget?
**[10:17] Lorna**
The winner earned the right to
spend a day with us Valkyries.
**[10:23] Seiichi**
That's what these manacles are for?!
**[10:25] Lorna**
We don't have much free time,
despite what you may think! V!
**[10:29] Seiichi**
Forget the V! Just release me from these!
**[10:32] Claudia**
Fine, fine.
**[10:36] Seiichi**
I'm finally free.
**[10:38] Lorna**
Now, look! This is the Kingdom
of Wimberg's training ground!
**[10:42] Lorna**
By the way, there's a barrier
here that won't budge even when
**[10:45] Lorna**
the mages cast magic at full strength!
**[10:48] Claudia**
Well, Louise-sama would never
let them do that, either.
**[10:51] Seiichi**
Uh, is this Louise-sama that scary?
**[10:55] Lorna**
S-S-S-Scary doesn't cut it.
**[10:57] Lorna**
She's a devil! A devil!
**[11:01] Claudia**
This is perfect timing.
Seiichi-kun, look over there.
**[11:04] Claudia**
That's the training we Valkyries go through.
**[11:07] Lorna**
And the one in the center
is our captain, Louise-sama.
**[11:18] Seiichi**
Rose of Somesailles?
**[11:23] Lorna**
Please watch closely!
**[11:25] Lorna**
It'll be over in an instant!
**[11:40] Seiichi**
So fast!
**[11:42] Seiichi**
*Even with Sixth Sense, I couldn't see it.*
**[11:45] Louise**
You're getting faster with your sword,
**[11:47] Louise**
but your attacks are too straightforward.
**[11:49] Louise**
Work on improving that.
**[11:50] Valkyries**
Thank you very much!
**[11:53] Louise**
You're both back?
**[11:54] Claudia**
Yes, we've brought him here.
**[11:56] Lorna**
That was perfect!
**[11:59] Louise**
So you're Seiichi-san?
**[12:01] Seiichi**
Yes.
**[12:02] Louise**
I lead the Valkyries of
the Kingdom of Wimberg.
**[12:06] Louise**
I'm Louise Balze.
**[12:07] Seiichi**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[12:10] Louise**
Likewise.
**[12:10] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:14] Louise**
Now, shall we have a mock battle?
**[12:17] Seiichi**
Can I go home?
**[12:24] Louise**
Now, here I come.
**[12:27] Seiichi**
Hey... H-Hey!
**[12:29] Louise**
Don't worry, it's a wooden sword.
**[12:33] Seiichi**
H-Hold on!
**[12:40] StudentA**
So this is Barbador Academy?
**[12:42] StudentB**
What's going to happen to us now?
**[12:45] StudentC**
For now, let's just see how things go.
**[12:47] Shouta**
Kannazuki-senpai.
**[12:49] Kannazuki**
Let's go, too.
**[12:54] Ooyama**
What's this?
**[12:55] Ooyama**
Well, if it isn't the student council president.
**[12:59] Kannazuki**
Ooyama.
**[13:01] Ooyama**
And Kenji, too.
**[13:03] Kenji**
Ooyama-senpai.
**[13:05] Ooyama**
I'm surprised you were able to come here,
**[13:08] Ooyama**
when you were so weak in the boxing club.
**[13:10] Kenji**
What?!
**[13:11] Kannazuki**
Don't, Kenji.
**[13:13] Kannazuki**
What did you need?
**[13:14] Kisaragi**
Hey, we're all able to fight monsters now,
so since we're back together and all,
**[13:19] Kisaragi**
why don't we have a little match?
**[13:21] Kannazuki**
A match?
**[13:23] Kisaragi**
Let's see whether you all can
defeat more monsters than us.
**[13:28] Tougou**
Sounds good.
**[13:29] Ooyama**
I'll go easy on you.
**[13:34] Shouta**
Hey!
**[13:38] Ooyama**
That hurt!
**[13:39] Kannazuki**
Sorry, but I don't have time to go
along with your tasteless match.
**[13:44] Ooyama**
What?!
**[13:45] Tougou**
Now, now.
**[13:47] Tougou**
That's our president for you.
**[13:48] Tougou**
Such a goody-two-shoes.
**[13:50] Kisaragi**
Neither of us knows left from right here.
**[13:53] Kisaragi**
So let's all get along, okay?
**[13:58] Shouta**
What's their deal?
**[14:01] Kisaragi**
Kannazuki Karen, huh?
**[14:03] Kisaragi**
I'll show you what happens when you defy us.
**[14:14] Louise**
I'm stunned.
**[14:15] Louise**
I didn't expect you to so easily
dodge my opening strike.
**[14:18] Seiichi**
It wasn't easy at all!
**[14:21] Louise**
Very well.
**[14:22] Louise**
Then I'll use my full might next time.
**[14:24] Seiichi**
You're not listening!
**[14:32] Seiichi**
*Damn it! She's not giving me a choice!*
**[14:34] Claudia**
Man, he's good.
**[14:36] Claudia**
I'm surprised there's someone so adept at
continually dodging Louise-sama's attacks.
**[14:41] Lorna**
Just who is he, anyway?
**[14:51] Louise**
I'm truly stunned.
**[14:53] Louise**
I didn't think my serious
attacks wouldn't work.
**[14:57] Seiichi**
Can we end this already?
**[14:59] Louise**
Yes, I'll end it with this blow.
**[15:03] Seiichi**
Please, listen to me!
**[15:10] Seiichi**
*Oh, no!*
**[15:11] Voice**
*Skill: Adaptation activating.*
**[15:13] ---**
* Skill: Sixth Sense merged with skill:*
* Enemy Detection into skill: World Vision.*
**[15:22] ---**
* Furthermore, skill:*
* Reflexive Defense acquired.*
**[15:48] Lorna**
No, no, no!
**[15:49] Lorna**
Why are you just as shocked
as the rest of us?!
**[15:53] Seiichi**
I mean, come on!
**[15:54] Seiichi**
Even I don't know why I was able
to move like that all of a sudden!
**[16:05] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[16:06] Louise**
Seiichi-dono...
**[16:07] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[16:08] Louise**
May I call you Master?
**[16:11] Seiichi**
Wh-What?
**[16:15] Louise**
Please take good care of me, Master.
**[16:18] Seiichi**
Are you kidding me?!
**[16:21] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun, do you have a moment?
**[16:24] Claudia**
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
**[16:26] Seiichi**
O-Okay...
**[16:35] Maid**
Pardon me.
**[16:38] Maid**
Your Majesty, the bath is prepared.
**[16:42] King**
Good work.
**[16:48] King**
Now, how's the bath water today?
**[16:54] Claudia**
You're strong, Seiichi-kun.
**[16:57] Claudia**
Or should I call you Master Seiichi?
**[17:00] Seiichi**
Please give me a break.
**[17:02] Claudia**
Actually, I wanted to thank you.
**[17:05] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[17:07] Claudia**
Louise-sama has been a genius with
the sword since the day she was born.
**[17:13] Seiichi**
I'm sure.
**[17:15] Claudia**
But she can't use any skills or magic.
**[17:18] Seiichi**
No, no, no. She was
launching slashes like crazy.
**[17:23] Claudia**
She can recreate any swordsmanship
she's witnessed with her own technique
**[17:29] Claudia**
rather than as a skill.
**[17:31] Seiichi**
Th-That's an incredible talent.
**[17:35] Claudia**
The only one who could measure
up to her was the Black Paladin.
**[17:40] Claudia**
Which is why Louise-sama is always...
**[17:43] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[17:45] Seiichi**
Louise-san?
**[17:46] Claudia**
Louise-sama...
**[17:48] Louise**
Seiichi-dono, please forgive me for calling
you Master without permission earlier.
**[17:53] Seiichi**
No, no, it's fine.
**[17:55] Louise**
Thank you.
**[17:57] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[17:58] Louise**
For saving me.
**[18:00] Seiichi**
Uh, what do you mean?
**[18:04] Louise**
I've always been alone.
**[18:09] Louise**
I've wielded a sword since I was young.
**[18:14] (Flashback) Mother**
Y-You're a genius, Louise-sama!
**[18:18] Louise**
The stronger I became...
**[18:28] (Flashback) Louise**
Who's next?
**[18:29] (Flashback) KnightB**
No, please stop!
**[18:32] (Flashback) KnightC**
We can't beat a genius!
**[18:34] Louise**
...the more walls grew between me and others.
**[18:36] (Flashback) ValkyrieA**
So cool!
**[18:38] (Flashback) ValkyrieB**
She's a genius!
**[18:45] Louise**
I never had anyone I could call a friend.
**[18:53] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun.
**[18:55] Claudia**
You're the one who saved Louise-sama.
**[18:58] Claudia**
So thank you.
**[19:00] Seiichi**
No, I didn't...
**[19:02] Louise**
Claudia.
**[19:03] Louise**
Thank you so much for always
being so concerned for me.
**[19:07] Claudia**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[19:10] Claudia**
I... I...
**[19:13] Louise**
Claudia...
**[19:15] Claudia**
L-Louise-sama!
**[19:24] Seiichi**
*Being alone is hard.*
**[19:30] Seiichi**
Um...
**[19:33] Seiichi**
If you really think I'll suffice...
**[19:35] Louise**
Once again, please take
good care of me, Master!
**[19:38] Seiichi**
Sure.
**[19:39] Seiichi**
Though... I don't think there's
much I'll be able to teach you.
**[19:45] Louise**
That's fine! I'll watch you and steal what I see!
**[19:47] Seiichi**
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
**[19:49] Voice**
*Skill: Instructor acquired.*
**[19:53] Seiichi**
Seriously?
**[19:55] Louise**
Now, Master, let's spar at once!
**[19:58] Seiichi**
H-Hold on!
**[20:05] Maid**
The king!
**[20:06] Louise**
What's going on?
**[20:08] Maid**
Someone has attacked the king!
**[20:11] Louise**
Stay here. It's too dangerous for you.
**[20:13] Louise**
Master, please return home for today.
**[20:16] Seiichi**
What are you saying? I'll—
**[20:18] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun, we can't involve
an outsider like you.
**[20:22] Lorna**
I'm sorry, but we're done for today!
**[20:24] Seiichi**
Hey, wait...
**[20:28] Seiichi**
Okay, I'll take you up on that offer.
**[20:37] Seiichi**
As if I could just go home
after coming all the way here!
**[20:40] ---**
Skill: World Vision!
**[20:49] ---**
*This one's the culprit?*
**[20:54] ---**
*The assassin is just a child?*
**[22:35] Claudia**
Time for...
**[22:36] Lorna**
..."Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[22:38] Lorna**
Now, his present Status is...
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 )
Attack: 1645000 (100 )
Defense: 1679000 (100 )
Agility: 1890000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1704000 (100 )
Magic Defense: 1663000 (100 )
Luck: 1910000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify
This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
***SIGN*** Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.
Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.
Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
***SIGN*** Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master.
Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
***SIGN*** Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain.
Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots. Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500657230 G
**[22:45] Lorna**
His new skill, World Vision!
**[22:47] Lorna**
Cu-chan, what kind of skill is this?
**[22:49] Claudia**
Apparently, it allows minute Enemy Detection.
**[22:51] Claudia**
It also increases the
effects of Sixth Sense,
**[22:54] Claudia**
allowing him to react at even
greater speeds than before.
**[22:57] Claudia**
By the way, his Reflexive Defense
**[22:59] Claudia**
is a skill that allows him to
automatically take defensive action
**[23:02] Claudia**
against attacks he's unable to respond to.
**[23:04] Lorna**
Which means he can avoid
enemies' attacks with ease!
**[23:08] Claudia**
More importantly, Lorna...
**[23:10] Lorna**
What is it, Cu-chan?
**[23:11] Claudia**
Do you think Louise-sama
is falling for Seiichi-kun?
**[23:15] Lorna**
Oh?
**[23:15] Lorna**
You think they'll develop beyond
just Master and student?!
**[23:18] Claudia**
Wouldn't it be great if they did?
**[23:20] Lorna**
True, I'd love to see
Louise-sama lost in love!
**[23:24] Claudia**
So good, right?!
**[23:26] Lorna**
I'm looking forward to how it plays out!
**[23:31] Lorna**
L-Louise-sama?!
**[23:32] Lorna**
How long have you been there?!
**[23:35] Saria**
Seiichi chases after the
assassin who attacked the king.
**[23:38] Saria**
The culprit turns out to be another cute girl!
**[23:41] Saria**
But why would a little girl
like this do such a thing?
**[23:44] ---**
Next time: "Black Cat Oliga."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Black Cat Oliga
**[23:46] Saria**
There'll be bath scenes, too!
# E9 - Black Cat Oliga
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPGXM/black-cat-oliga)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:03] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:05] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:09] Seiichi**
Louise, the leader of the Valkyries,
**[00:10] Seiichi**
a unit of beautiful women,
suddenly attacked me, but then...
**[00:16] (Flashback) Louise**
May I call you Master?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wh-What?
**[00:20] Seiichi**
She suddenly became my apprentice?!
**[00:22] Seiichi**
But I had no time to be surprised before...
**[00:23] (Flashback) Maid**
Someone has attacked the king!
**[00:27] Seiichi**
*The assassin... is a child?!*
**[00:29] Seiichi**
What on earth is going on in
my life in another world?!
**[00:37] Seiichi**
*This kid has abnormal speed.*
**[00:41] Seiichi**
*Name: Oliga Calmeria...*
**[00:44] Seiichi**
*Age: 8?*
**[00:47] Seiichi**
*And she's a girl, too!*
**[00:51] ---**
*Conditions: Enslaved?*
**[00:53] Seiichi**
*Does that mean she's someone's slave?*
**[00:59] Seiichi**
*She's coming this way!*
**[01:03] Seiichi**
Wow.
**[01:04] Seiichi**
You really do look just like an assassin.
**[01:08] Oliga**
H-How?!
**[01:09] Seiichi**
Huh? What do you mean, "how"?
**[01:12] Oliga**
You must die!
**[01:17] Seiichi**
Not bad.
**[01:18] Seiichi**
You threw a second knife
just after the first, huh?
**[01:22] Seiichi**
These are dangerous for a child
to have, so I'm confiscating them.
**[01:25] Voice**
*Skill: Reflexive Defense activated.*
**[01:28] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[01:31] Seiichi**
Look out! Dodge it!
**[01:35] Seiichi**
Sorry!
**[01:36] Seiichi**
*Th-That was close!*
**[01:38] Seiichi**
*The Reflexive Defense skill, huh?*
**[01:40] Seiichi**
*My body reacted on its own!*
**[01:44] Oliga**
This won't...
**[01:53] Seiichi**
*She's more childish than I thought.*
**[01:55] Seiichi**
*Why would this girl become an assassin?*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Black Cat Oliga
**[03:30] Seiichi**
Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you.
**[03:36] Oliga**
Damn it!
**[03:38] Seiichi**
Sorry.
**[03:40] Oliga**
He disappeared?
**[03:46] Seiichi**
Why would such a small child attack the king?
**[03:50] Louise**
Master!
**[03:52] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun, who's that girl?
**[03:54] Seiichi**
Everyone, this girl is the assassin.
**[03:58] Lorna**
You're kidding, right?
**[03:59] Lorna**
How could this girl be the assassin?
**[04:02] Seiichi**
It's hard for me to believe, as well.
**[04:07] Louise**
Lorna.
**[04:08] Louise**
Interrogate her, please.
**[04:10] Lorna**
Right! Leave it to me!
**[04:13] Seiichi**
Interrogate her? Lorna-san will?
**[04:16] Louise**
Despite appearances, Lorna is
our nation's top interrogator.
**[04:20] Lorna**
Leave it to me!
**[04:22] Lorna**
It's been a while, so I'm raring to go!
**[04:24] Seiichi**
B-By "interrogate," do you mean...
**[04:27] Claudia**
Lorna is the only person who's
mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Eris**
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
you stupid barrel of meat!
**[04:39] (Flashback) Guscle**
My muscles are telling me to enjoy this!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Lorna**
Don't give me that composed attitude!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Eris**
Lorna!
**[04:46] (Flashback) Lorna**
Right!
**[04:49] (Flashback) Lorna**
Take that, and that, and that!
**[04:50] (Flashback) Guscle**
It's working! My sphincter!
**[04:54] Seiichi**
Sounds like fun!
**[04:56] Claudia**
Setting that aside,
you're still here, Seiichi-kun?
**[04:59] Seiichi**
I was worried about the king.
**[05:01] Seiichi**
Is he all right?
**[05:04] Louise**
His Majesty... won't wake up.
**[05:09] Claudia**
The weapon this girl cut the
king with was a Curse Knife.
**[05:14] Claudia**
The curse that the knife was
imbued with is "Eternal Slumber."
**[05:18] Claudia**
Once someone is wounded with that,
**[05:20] Claudia**
they'll never wake again.
**[05:23] Seiichi**
Eternal Slumber...
**[05:25] Lorna**
No one has ever found a way to undo the curse.
**[05:29] Louise**
What do we do?
**[05:30] Louise**
If His Majesty never wakes again...
**[05:33] Lorna**
Louise-sama...
**[05:35] Seiichi**
*I want to help them somehow.*
**[05:38] Seiichi**
*A way to undo a curse...*
**[05:40] Seiichi**
* With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.*
* I just inverted the effect.*
**[05:45] Seiichi**
That's it!
**[05:46] Seiichi**
Everyone!
**[05:47] Seiichi**
Please...
**[05:49] Seiichi**
take me to the king!
**[05:52] Seiichi**
What?!
**[05:55] Seiichi**
No way! The king was...
**[05:57] Seiichi**
Ranze-san?!
**[06:02] Seiichi**
Wh-What is this?
**[06:07] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun?
**[06:09] Louise**
You knew His Majesty, Master?
**[06:12] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah, we've met...
**[06:17] Seiichi**
*I can't believe he's the king!*
**[06:19] Seiichi**
*I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I?*
**[06:22] Florio**
You're the one?
**[06:23] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[06:24] Florio**
The one who might be
able to wake His Majesty?
**[06:29] Louise**
Master, I'll introduce you.
**[06:31] Louise**
This is my older brother, Florio Balze.
**[06:34] Louise**
He's the leader of our
nation's magic division.
**[06:37] Seiichi**
Uh, I'm Seiichi.
**[06:39] Seiichi**
So how is the king doing?
**[06:41] Florio**
While I've healed his wounds with healing
magic, I'm unable to stop the curse.
**[06:47] Florio**
I'm sorry.
**[06:49] Claudia**
If even your healing magic
can't undo the curse...
**[06:54] Florio**
Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could
you please lend us your power?
**[06:58] Mages**
Please.
**[06:59] Seiichi**
Please raise your heads.
**[07:01] Seiichi**
I'll see what I can do.
**[07:04] Florio**
You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
**[07:07] Seiichi**
*If there's no magic to undo curses,*
**[07:09] Seiichi**
*then just create it.*
**[07:11] Seiichi**
*A spell to deal with curses...*
**[07:13] Seiichi**
*A spell to deal with curses...*
**[07:15] Voice**
*Skill: Magic Creation activated.*
**[07:24] Seiichi**
*First, I need a clear visualization.*
**[07:27] Seiichi**
*A clear visual...*
**[07:29] Seiichi**
*Visual...*
**[07:30] Seiichi**
*What is a clear visual, anyway?!*
**[07:33] Seiichi**
*What's a curse in the first place?*
**[07:42] Seiichi**
* All these wrong things*
* are coming to mind now!*
**[07:46] Seiichi**
*Anyway, this isn't good.*
**[07:54] Seiichi**
* I need a visualization*
* of him getting better...*
**[07:57] Seiichi**
*Get better...*
**[07:59] Seiichi**
*Get better...*
**[08:01] Seiichi**
*Get better...*
***SIGN*** Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
**[08:02] Seiichi**
* Get better, get better,*
* get better, get better,*
***SIGN*** Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
**[08:06] Seiichi**
* get better, get better, get better,*
* get better, get better!*
***SIGN*** Get Better
**[08:10] Seiichi**
Get Better.
**[08:17] Seiichi**
It just slipped from my mouth!
**[08:20] Voice**
*Invert Magic: Get Better has been created.*
**[08:23] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[08:28] ---**
*Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better?*
**[08:31] ---**
*Does that mean it worked?!*
**[08:33] Florio**
Th-This is...
**[08:35] Voice**
* Curse: Eternal Slumber has been*
* inverted into Charm: Eternal Health.*
**[08:43] Seiichi**
S-Seriously?!
**[08:49] Ranze**
Why was I asleep?
**[08:54] Ranze**
Huh? Seiichi?
**[08:56] Seiichi**
Ranze-san!
**[08:58] All**
You did it!
**[08:59] Louise**
Your Majesty!
**[09:00] Claudia**
I'm so glad!
**[09:02] Florio**
Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi
easily undid the curse on you!
**[09:08] Seiichi**
No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal!
**[09:11] Ranze**
I see!
**[09:12] Ranze**
Thanks for saving me.
**[09:14] Ranze**
I'll have to give you some kind of reward.
**[09:17] Seiichi**
You don't need to reward me.
**[09:19] Louise**
Master!
**[09:20] Louise**
Saving the king's life means you have saved
every one of us living in this nation!
**[09:27] Louise**
There's no need for modesty.
**[09:29] Ranze**
That's right.
**[09:30] Ranze**
Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king.
**[09:38] Seiichi**
In that case, there is one thing...
**[09:44] Zakia**
Your Majesty!
**[09:45] Zakia**
I humbly beseech you.
**[09:47] Scheldt**
What is it, Zakia?
**[09:54] Zakia**
There is something I must
inquire about, Your Majesty.
**[09:57] Helio**
That's haughty of you, Zakia!
**[10:00] Zakia**
Your Majesty, where are
the heroes right now?
**[10:03] Scheldt**
Hmph, those slaves?
**[10:07] Scheldt**
I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy.
**[10:12] Scheldt**
For our benefit.
**[10:19] BGVoice**
Hey, so you know...
**[10:20] Shouta**
Kannazuki-senpai!
**[10:22] Shouta**
At this rate, we heroes are likely
to be ostracized at this academy.
**[10:26] Kenji**
How did it end up like this?
**[10:28] Kannazuki**
I know the reason.
**[10:32] Kisaragi**
Well, well.
**[10:34] Kisaragi**
What are you all doing over there?
**[10:43] Kannazuki**
Tougou Rento,
**[10:45] Kannazuki**
Ooyama Tsuyoshi,
**[10:46] Kannazuki**
and Kisaragi Masaya.
**[10:51] Kisaragi**
Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san.
**[10:54] Kisaragi**
Your good looks will go to waste.
**[10:56] Tougou**
So? What were you all talking about?
**[11:00] Kannazuki**
It has nothing to do with you all.
**[11:02] Kannazuki**
Get lost.
**[11:04] Ooyama**
Scary!
**[11:05] Ooyama**
But you know, making such a strong-willed
woman submit is also pretty great!
**[11:13] Ooyama**
Huh? What is it, Kenji?
**[11:16] Ooyama**
You think you can go around acting
superior to your club senior? Huh?!
**[11:23] Kisaragi**
Come on, now. If you don't hurry up
and tell us what you were talking about,
**[11:27] Kisaragi**
we'll cause more problems.
**[11:30] Kannazuki**
Scumbag!
**[11:31] Kannazuki**
Fine, I'll tell you, then!
**[11:33] Kannazuki**
We were talking about the reason we heroes
are becoming ostracized at this academy.
**[11:38] Kisaragi**
What, that's all?
**[11:40] Kisaragi**
The reason is obviously us.
**[11:44] Kisaragi**
That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember?
**[11:48] (Flashback) Helio**
Go show them the power of the heroes.
**[11:53] Kisaragi**
Right?
**[11:55] Tougou**
We're able to master the magic
taught at this academy right away.
**[12:00] Ooyama**
Our potential's way different
than those plebs.
**[12:05] Kisaragi**
Exactly.
**[12:06] Kisaragi**
Being a hero means being one of the strong.
**[12:09] Kisaragi**
We're just exercising our privileges in
a world where it's survival of the fittest.
**[12:15] Kannazuki**
That's no reason to go so far!
**[12:19] Kisaragi**
Well, you have fun trying
to act like good people.
**[12:23] Shouta**
What was that?!
**[12:25] Kannazuki**
Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go.
**[12:28] Shouta**
But...
**[12:29] Kannazuki**
Just drop it.
**[12:38] Seiichi**
I can't believe there's such
a large bath in the castle.
**[12:44] Ranze**
Seiichi.
**[12:45] Ranze**
This place is my dream.
**[12:48] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:49] Ranze**
Mind listening for a bit?
**[12:56] Claudia**
By the way, Lorna,
**[12:57] Claudia**
is the interrogation of
the assassin going well?
**[13:00] Lorna**
Well, actually, she's keeping
her lips tightly sealed.
**[13:06] Lorna**
Anyway, Louise-sama,
**[13:07] Lorna**
Your delicate skin is almost like silk!
**[13:11] Louise**
Th-That tickles!
**[13:13] Claudia**
By the way, that was
impressive earlier, wasn't it?
**[13:16] Claudia**
The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**
In that case, there is one thing...
**[13:21] Lorna**
That was so cool!
**[13:24] Lorna**
"King, I don't need any such grand reward.
**[13:27] Lorna**
I only desire one thing.
**[13:30] Lorna**
Please allow me to train in magic and
swordsmanship with Louise and the others."
**[13:35] Valkyries**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[13:38] Louise**
That's my Master for you.
**[13:40] Lorna**
That's my Seiichi!
**[13:42] Lorna**
You're every bit the man I knew you were!
**[13:45] Lorna**
Feel free to use the training areas
and anything else as you like!
**[13:49] Claudia**
They didn't say it quite like that, though.
**[13:56] Artoria**
Hey, Saria.
**[13:57] Artoria**
Aren't you worried about Seiichi?
**[13:59] Saria**
Huh?
**[14:01] Artoria**
I mean, he got dragged off by
all those beautiful Valkyries.
**[14:04] Lulune**
That's right. They took Master.
**[14:07] Saria**
Worried?
**[14:09] Artoria**
What I'm saying is,
**[14:10] Artoria**
he might come back with new women again!
**[14:15] Lulune**
Are you okay with that, Saria-san?
**[14:18] Saria**
I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi.
**[14:21] Artoria**
"After all, it's Seiichi"?
**[14:23] Saria**
I have faith that Seiichi can overcome
anything in an amusing way.
**[14:29] Saria**
I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though.
**[14:32] Lulune**
Saria-san...
**[14:35] Artoria**
I can't help but be jealous.
**[14:39] Saria**
Jealous?
**[14:47] Lorna**
Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough?
**[14:56] Claudia**
Seiichi-kun, I want the genes
of a strong man like you.
**[15:07] Guscle**
We can only recognize love
when it comes with pain.
**[15:12] Artoria**
If anything like that happens,
I won't be able to curb my jealousy!
**[15:16] Artoria**
Damn it! The jealousy!
**[15:17] Artoria**
Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping!
**[15:19] Artoria**
Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot!
**[15:23] Ranze**
Hey, Seiichi.
**[15:25] Ranze**
One day, I want
**[15:27] Ranze**
to build public baths throughout
this nation—no, the entire world.
**[15:31] Seiichi**
Throughout the world?
**[15:33] Ranze**
Yeah.
**[15:35] Ranze**
When you're in the bath,
nationality and race don't matter.
**[15:38] Ranze**
Whether you're human or demon
doesn't matter, either.
**[15:41] Ranze**
Everyone's equal.
**[15:44] Ranze**
One day, I want everyone in
the world to stop fighting
**[15:47] Ranze**
and be able to enjoy spending time
naked with each other like this.
**[15:52] Ranze**
Well, that's my silly dream.
**[15:58] Seiichi**
Ranze-san...
**[16:00] Zakia**
Your Majesty!
**[16:02] Zakia**
Is it true you sent the heroes
to Barbador Magic Academy?!
**[16:06] Scheldt**
Hmph. So what if it is?
**[16:09] Zakia**
How could you?!
**[16:10] Zakia**
They were still—
**[16:12] Scheldt**
Silence, insolent fool!
**[16:15] Helio**
You dare question His Majesty's ideas?
**[16:21] Helio**
Hmph! They're all just
sacrificial pawns, anyway.
**[16:23] Zakia**
The heroes are sacrificial pawns?
**[16:25] Zakia**
What do you plan to do if they
ever use their power against us?!
**[16:30] Helio**
The heroes revolting?
**[16:31] Helio**
Impossible!
**[16:33] Zakia**
What?
**[16:34] Helio**
I, the greatest mage in this empire,
**[16:37] Helio**
Helio Robahn, have placed
Enslavement Bracelets on them.
**[16:42] Zakia**
Enslavement Bracelets?!
**[16:45] Helio**
In the event they do try to remove them...
**[16:48] Zakia**
Helio, you bastard!
**[16:57] Scheldt**
Wh-Wh-Who's there?!
**[17:00] Zakia**
Someone was sniping.
**[17:01] Zakia**
Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty.
**[17:04] Scheldt**
Hey, Zakia!
**[17:05] Scheldt**
What are you dawdling for?!
**[17:07] Scheldt**
Go and capture the foe
who shot at me right away!
**[17:11] Zakia**
At once.
**[17:12] Zakia**
Helio, I leave His Majesty to you.
**[17:14] Helio**
Hmph!
**[17:15] Helio**
Quit prattling and hurry!
**[17:24] Helio**
I can't believe someone would
come after Your Majesty!
**[17:28] Scheldt**
Who on earth was behind this?
**[17:30] Scheldt**
It wasn't those demons, was it?
**[17:33] Helio**
Your Majesty,
**[17:34] Helio**
I recently heard something odd
concerning the demons.
**[17:38] Scheldt**
What is it?
**[17:40] Helio**
I've heard that King Ranze of
the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg
**[17:43] Helio**
is forming an alliance with the demons.
**[17:47] Scheldt**
Oh?
**[17:49] Helio**
That would be treason when
Your Majesty is obviously
**[17:53] Helio**
preparing to fight them, would it not?
**[17:57] Scheldt**
But there's no need for concern.
**[17:59] Scheldt**
I've already taken measures.
**[18:01] Helio**
What?!
**[18:03] Scheldt**
I'm sure you've heard the name, as well.
**[18:07] Scheldt**
I sent out the Dark Executioner,
the one nobody can escape once targeted,
**[18:11] Scheldt**
the Twilight Assassin.
**[18:14] Scheldt**
Right around now, he should be tasting
the same humiliation I just faced.
**[18:20] Helio**
Impressive, Your Majesty!
**[18:24] Artoria**
Seiichi.
**[18:25] Lulune**
Master.
**[18:26] Florio**
Seiichi-kun.
**[18:27] Seiichi**
Y-Yes?
**[18:31] Seiichi**
Huh? Why are all of you here?
**[18:34] Florio**
These ladies said they wished
to see you, Seiichi-kun.
**[18:38] Artoria**
Man, Saria's been so worried
about you all this time!
**[18:42] Saria**
Huh? Wh-What?
**[18:45] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[18:47] Saria**
H-Hey, Ar!
**[18:49] Artoria**
Apparently, she couldn't stop her
jealousy at the thought of you
**[18:52] Artoria**
surrounded by all the Valkyries.
**[18:54] Saria**
Th-That's what *you* said, Ar!
**[18:56] Artoria**
I-I never said any such thing.
**[19:00] Louise**
Master!
**[19:06] Saria**
My, what a pretty woman.
**[19:08] Lulune**
Such a sweet, floral scent!
**[19:10] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:11] Artoria**
Have you and this woman already...
**[19:13] Seiichi**
I-It's not what you think!
**[19:15] Seiichi**
She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries.
**[19:18] Artoria**
Wha... You're *the* Knight of Swords?
**[19:22] Louise**
Nice to meet you.
**[19:23] Louise**
Master has been taking good care of me.
**[19:26] Saria**
I'm Saria.
**[19:27] Saria**
I'm Seiichi's wife!
**[19:29] Louise**
Oh, my...
**[19:31] Florio**
Oh?
**[19:32] Florio**
Way to go, Seiichi-kun!
**[19:34] Florio**
I'm surprised you landed such
an adorable partner!
**[19:37] Seiichi**
Y-Yes, well...
**[19:39] Artoria**
I-I'm Artoria Gremm.
**[19:42] Artoria**
I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend!
**[19:45] Florio**
What?! This one's your girlfriend?!
**[19:47] Seiichi**
Oh, well, that's...
**[19:49] Lulune**
I'm Lulune.
**[19:51] Lulune**
I've dedicated my body and soul
to Master as his loyal servant!
**[19:55] Florio**
S-Servant?!
**[19:56] Seiichi**
What kind of introductions are these?!
**[20:00] Florio**
A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant...
**[20:02] Florio**
You're wild, Seiichi-kun.
**[20:05] Seiichi**
N-Nah...
**[20:06] Louise**
Master.
**[20:08] Louise**
I am proud to have a master like you.
**[20:13] Florio**
Impressive, Seiichi-kun.
**[20:15] Florio**
Any other man would go up in flames
and be forced to show restraint.
**[20:21] Seiichi**
*What's happening to my reputation?*
**[20:34] Lorna**
Now then, little kitten...
**[20:37] Lorna**
Today we're going to make
you spill everything.
**[20:46] Seiichi**
*It wasn't until after this that I learned*
**[20:49] Seiichi**
* all about the far too tragic past*
* that this tiny girl shouldered.*
**[22:26] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[22:29] Lulune**
Huh? We're doing it in the bath?!
**[22:31] Artoria**
At least wrap a bath towel around yourself!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644000 (100 )
Defense: 1667000 (100 ) Agility: 1690000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
Luck: 1610000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.
Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500304060 G
**[22:41] Artoria**
Looks like it hasn't changed too much.
**[22:44] Saria**
So now we need an emergency plan.
**[22:47] Saria**
First, please have a look here.
**[22:54] Saria**
We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan
attempt this kiss scene!
**[22:58] Artoria**
Huh?
**[23:00] Lulune**
What do you mean?
**[23:02] Saria**
You'll each be presented in order, so please
show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek!
**[23:09] Saria**
Let's start right now!
**[23:11] Saria**
First up is Lulune-chan.
**[23:13] Saria**
Three, two, one! Go!
**[23:16] Lulune**
Smooch...
**[23:17] Saria**
Next is Ar! Give it a try!
**[23:20] Saria**
Three, two, one! Go!
**[23:24] Artoria**
Smooch...
**[23:25] Saria**
And there you have it!
We'll see you again next time!
**[23:29] Saria**
Goodbye!
**[23:31] Artoria**
Where did that forced cue even come from?!
**[23:35] Artoria**
Seiichi saves Oliga from
her dark, tragic curse.
**[23:39] Artoria**
There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally
**[23:42] Artoria**
before a dark threat takes action.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Creeping Kaiser Empire
**[23:44] Artoria**
Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire."
**[23:47] Artoria**
The calamity begins.
# E10 - Creeping Kaiser Empire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2MWV/creeping-kaiser-empire)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:04] Seiichi**
One day, I was suddenly
transported to another world,
**[00:06] Seiichi**
where I ate some Fruit of Evolution
**[00:07] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique.
**[00:10] Seiichi**
But just moments later...
**[00:13] (Flashback) Saria**
I'm Saria.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
A gorilla?!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Saria**
Marry me right now!
**[00:18] Seiichi**
Marriage?!
**[00:20] Seiichi**
A kiss?!
**[00:21] Seiichi**
Turning into a woman?!
**[00:23] (Flashback) Saria**
Seiichi!
**[00:26] Seiichi**
Then our journey finally began!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Claude**
Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert!
**[00:32] Seiichi**
Or at least, it was supposed to begin.
**[00:34] Seiichi**
But the people in this
guild are too eccentric!
**[00:37] (Flashback) Artoria**
I'm Artoria, the Calamity.
**[00:40] Seiichi**
My, what a babe! Wait, "Calamity"?!
**[00:43] Seiichi**
A series of misfortunes
followed us everywhere we went.
**[00:45] Seiichi**
But thanks to my Evolution,
I had no weaknesses!
**[00:48] Seiichi**
I defeated the strongest monster,
the Black Dragon God,
**[00:52] Seiichi**
and then, yet another kiss?!
**[00:54] Seiichi**
Then the gluttonous Lulune appeared!
**[00:58] Seiichi**
We managed to seize victory
at the Royal Cup, but then...
**[01:02] (Flashback) Lulune**
Master!
**[01:04] Seiichi**
...she transformed into a woman, too?!
**[01:07] (Flashback) Lorna**
Hello!
**[01:08] Seiichi**
What now?!
**[01:10] Seiichi**
Arrested?!
**[01:12] Seiichi**
An unbelievable turn of events
brought me to Arkshell Castle.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Louise**
Now, here I come.
**[01:18] Seiichi**
Wha... Louise-san?!
**[01:22] (Flashback) Louise**
May I call you Master?
**[01:25] Seiichi**
She became my apprentice?!
**[01:27] Seiichi**
While I was panicking over that,
**[01:29] Seiichi**
the king was attacked by someone!
**[01:33] Seiichi**
I managed to save him
with Magic Creation...
**[01:38] Seiichi**
but the king turned out to be Ranze-san?!
**[01:42] Seiichi**
And now the interrogation of
the assassin is about to begin.
**[01:46] Seiichi**
So whether you've been watching all along
or you're here for the first time,
**[01:50] Seiichi**
that's a brief summary of the plot so far,
**[01:53] Seiichi**
so you can enjoy the story as it
plunges into the final chapter!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Creeping Kaiser Empire
**[03:28] Lorna**
Would you just start talking already?
**[03:32] Lorna**
You don't want this to get
painful, do you, young lady?
**[03:37] Claudia**
That's right. She's just getting started.
**[03:40] Claudia**
Lorna's terrifying torture has yet to begin.
**[03:43] Seiichi**
Wh-What do you mean, "torture"?
**[03:46] Lorna**
We've already got proof!
**[03:52] Lorna**
This is the one measure
I didn't want to resort to.
**[03:56] Claudia**
Lorna, you're going to do *that*, aren't you?
**[04:02] Lorna**
Want a pork cutlet bowl?
**[04:05] Seiichi**
What is this, a cop drama?!
**[04:11] Lorna**
Look at this piping hot steam,
**[04:13] Lorna**
these fluffy eggs,
**[04:15] Lorna**
and... this pork roast cutlet
bursting with meat juice!
**[04:24] Lorna**
Time to dig in!
**[04:28] Seiichi**
*You're* eating it?
**[04:32] Lorna**
What a true shame!
**[04:34] Lorna**
If you'd just start talking, you could
be eating this great meal, too!
**[04:42] Seiichi**
Are you a demon?!
**[04:46] Louise**
Lorna.
**[04:47] Lorna**
Y-Yes?! What brings you here, Louise-sama?!
**[04:50] Louise**
Why are you doing these things?
**[04:53] Lorna**
I-I thought she'd cave in no time
**[04:55] Lorna**
if I made her watch me eat something
tasty while she's hungry!
**[05:00] Louise**
No dinner for you tonight.
**[05:02] Lorna**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?!
**[05:07] Lorna**
I-I'm sorry!
**[05:15] Seiichi**
Here you go.
**[05:17] Oliga**
I-I can have this?
**[05:20] Seiichi**
You can eat as much as you want.
**[05:22] Louise**
Go on, don't hold back.
**[05:29] Oliga**
It's good!
**[05:34] Oliga**
Thank you for the meal.
**[05:36] Louise**
Now...
**[05:37] Louise**
This collar is a magic item
known as an Enslavement Collar.
**[05:41] Louise**
Those it's placed on are forced to obey any
order from the one who placed it on them.
**[05:47] Seiichi**
So this collar is why this
girl attacked Ranze-san?
**[05:51] Louise**
Yes, there's no doubt.
**[05:54] Lorna**
If you knew that, then there
was no need for interrogation!
**[05:58] Louise**
I'm sorry.
**[05:59] Louise**
I realized it after the fact.
**[06:01] Seiichi**
Then why don't we just remove the collar?
**[06:04] Oliga**
That's not possible.
**[06:07] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[06:15] Louise**
This is the power of the Enslavement Collar.
**[06:19] Seiichi**
Who would do such a cruel thing?
**[06:22] Scheldt**
She failed?!
**[06:23] Helio**
W-Worry not.
**[06:26] Helio**
This is what we have the
Enslavement Collars for.
**[06:29] Scheldt**
What are you going to do?
**[06:30] Helio**
I'll make sure she upholds our secret orders.
**[06:33] Scheldt**
You mean you'll have her end her own life?
**[06:36] Helio**
Indeed.
**[06:37] Scheldt**
Then order it at once!
**[06:40] Helio**
R-Right away!
**[06:49] Zakia**
*Why do I wield my sword for this empire?*
**[06:55] Zakia**
*What is my sword actually protecting here?*
**[07:01] (Flashback) Shien**
You're late.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Shien**
So you've finally come?
**[07:08] (Flashback) Zakia**
Are you the ruffian who plotted
His Majesty's assassination?
**[07:13] (Flashback) Shien**
I wondered who it might be,
**[07:15] (Flashback) Shien**
and here I have the greatest knight,
the King's Blade, Zakia-sama.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Zakia**
Answer the question!
**[07:22] (Flashback) Shien**
That's right.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Shien**
I'm Shien, the one who shot His Majesty.
**[07:28] (Flashback) Shien**
Are you satisfied now?
**[07:31] (Flashback) Zakia**
Why did you try to plunge
this nation into chaos?!
**[07:34] (Flashback) Shien**
Chaos?
**[07:36] (Flashback) Shien**
It's long been in chaos, hasn't it?
**[07:40] (Flashback) Shien**
I won't have you saying you don't know!
**[07:42] (Flashback) Shien**
You know what those of us
in the populace go through!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Shien**
Not that someone like you, who's been
resting on his status, would understand!
**[07:50] (Flashback) Shien**
However, my greatest reason...
**[07:52] (Flashback) Shien**
was to avenge her.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Zakia**
What are you talking about?
**[07:57] (Flashback) Shien**
She was a demon.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Shien**
And for that reason alone,
she was murdered like a bug.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Zakia**
She never did anything wrong.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Zakia**
She just worked as a florist.
**[08:09] (Flashback) Child**
I want this!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Naturiana**
Welcome.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Soldier**
A demon selling flowers, huh?
**[08:14] (Flashback) Naturiana**
U-Um...
**[08:16] (Flashback) Soldier**
Hmph, look at this crap.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Naturiana**
S-Stop!
**[08:20] (Flashback) Naturiana**
Please stop!
**[08:31] (Flashback) Soldier**
Thanks to the official mandate to kill demons,
we can finally exterminate these pests.
**[08:40] (Flashback) Shien**
N-Naturi!
**[08:42] (Flashback) Naturiana**
Y-You need to run...
**[08:49] (Flashback) Soldier**
Uh-oh.
**[08:50] (Flashback) Soldier**
If we get any wetter than
this, our armor will rust.
**[08:53] (Flashback) Soldier**
C'mon, let's go.
**[09:01] (Flashback) Shien**
Naturiana! Naturiana!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Shien**
Naturiana!
**[09:07] (Flashback) Shien**
That was when I made up my mind.
**[09:14] (Flashback) Shien**
I will never forgive those
who laughed at her,
**[09:18] (Flashback) Shien**
or this country that killed her!
**[09:21] (Flashback) Zakia**
No matter what your reasons are,
**[09:24] (Flashback) Zakia**
I can't overlook anyone
threatening the empire.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Shien**
Is that right?
**[09:28] (Flashback) Shien**
So even the greatest knight
is nothing but a puppet.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Zakia**
I am no puppet!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Zakia**
I want to protect this country! That is all!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Shien**
The Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Shien**
Show me its power!
**[10:02] Zakia**
*Where did it come from?!*
**[10:04] (Flashback) Shien**
You look confused.
**[10:07] (Flashback) Shien**
But I'm not naïve enough to reveal my tricks.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Shien**
I'm not underestimating you, either.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Shien**
Thousand Arrow Prison!
**[10:18] (Flashback) Shien**
Now go down, King's Blade!
**[10:21] (Flashback) Zakia**
Conquering Air Blast!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Shien**
What?!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Zakia**
Surrender quietly.
**[10:36] (Flashback) Shien**
That's the King's Blade for you.
**[10:37] (Flashback) Shien**
We'll save this match for another time.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Shien**
Next time we meet, I pray
you'll no longer be a puppet.
**[10:44] (Flashback) Zakia**
Hold it!
**[10:45] (Flashback) Shien**
Later, King's Blade.
**[10:53] Zakia**
*A puppet...*
**[11:09] Seiichi**
*They said it's impossible*
**[11:11] Seiichi**
*for anyone but the one who attached an Enslavement Collar to remove it.*
**[11:15] Seiichi**
*No magic to remove it exists, either.*
**[11:18] Artoria**
Seiichi! I heard from Claudia-san!
**[11:22] Artoria**
Sounds like a tough time...
**[11:24] Louise**
Shh.
**[11:25] Seiichi**
* Then what if I do what*
* I did to save Ranze-san?*
**[11:31] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Skill: Magic Creation!
**[11:35] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[11:40] Louise**
Uh, Master?
**[11:42] Seiichi**
*Oh, no!*
**[11:44] Seiichi**
* Unlike with Get Better, I can't*
* get a clear visual in mind!*
**[11:49] Seiichi**
I-It's fine!
**[11:51] Seiichi**
I'm going to free you from this, okay?
**[11:54] Seiichi**
Free?
**[11:57] Seiichi**
*Free... Enslavement... Slaves...*
**[12:00] Seiichi**
*Speaking of freeing slaves,*
**[12:03] Seiichi**
*there's that bearded guy...*
**[12:07] Seiichi**
President Linc***!
**[12:15] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:18] Louise**
Wh-Who's this?
**[12:21] Seiichi**
President Linc***?
**[12:26] Seiichi**
Oh, no!
**[12:30] Lincoln**
Free! Free! Free!
**[12:33] Voice**
*Skill: Magic Creation activated.*
**[12:36] ---**
* Liberation Magic:*
* President Linc*** has been created.*
**[12:45] Seiichi**
No way!
**[12:48] Oliga**
Th-The collar...
**[12:51] Seiichi**
From now on, you're free!
**[12:54] Oliga**
F-Free?
**[12:59] Seiichi**
Huh? Hey...
**[13:01] Lorna**
Oh, dear! What a bad man!
**[13:04] Lorna**
Seiichi-san made a girl cry!
**[13:08] Seiichi**
D-Don't cry.
**[13:11] Saria**
There, there. It's okay.
**[13:13] Saria**
You're crying because
you're happy, aren't you?
**[13:15] Oliga**
Uh-huh...
**[13:17] Artoria**
I can't believe someone used an
Enslavement Collar on such a little girl.
**[13:22] Artoria**
Of course she'd be happy after
being freed from that, right?
**[13:26] Lulune**
Man, this tastes great!
**[13:29] Lulune**
I'm not following what's going
on, but I'm happy for you!
**[13:33] Seiichi**
When did you go after the pork cutlet bowl?!
**[13:36] Lorna**
I was saving that one!
**[13:41] Oliga**
My name is Oliga Calmeria.
**[13:45] Oliga**
As you can see, I'm a cat beastfolk.
**[13:48] Oliga**
In the Kaiser Empire,
**[13:50] Oliga**
we beastfolk were persecuted.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Soldier**
Bring out all but the beast kids!
**[13:58] (Flashback) Soldier**
Sir!
**[13:59] (Flashback) Beastfolk**
P-Please stop!
**[14:01] (Flashback) Beastfolk**
Please, stop this!
**[14:04] Beastfolk**
Oliga! Oliga!
**[14:04] Oliga**
My mother was carried off
to a concentration camp.
**[14:06] Beastfolk**
Please, don't torment the elderly...
**[14:08] (Flashback) Oliga**
Mommy! Mommy!
**[14:15] Oliga**
All of the beastfolk children were sent
to a facility to receive special training.
**[14:20] Oliga**
There, we were trained to
become killing machines.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Coach**
Can't you dodge any faster?!
**[14:27] Oliga**
Those who survived became assassins.
**[14:35] Oliga**
After that, I lived my life
in the assassin squad,
**[14:38] Oliga**
serving the Kaiser Empire's royal family.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Elite**
Hm? That girl...
**[14:47] (Flashback) Elite**
Are you lost, little girl?
**[14:50] (Flashback) Oliga**
I'm sorry.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Mob**
Somebody help!
**[15:04] Oliga**
Through that, I gained practical
experience in the art of killing people.
**[15:10] Oliga**
I've killed lots of people since the
day that collar was placed on me.
**[15:14] Oliga**
That was the only value I had.
**[15:18] Oliga**
So my hands are completely stained.
**[15:25] Seiichi**
It's okay.
**[15:27] Seiichi**
You can start over, Oliga-chan.
**[15:29] Seiichi**
They're not completely stained.
**[15:32] Oliga**
But I...
**[15:35] Seiichi**
The Kaiser Empire is the evil here, not you.
**[15:40] Seiichi**
Beastfolk and humans are
all people just the same.
**[15:44] Seiichi**
We all live life just the same.
**[15:47] Oliga**
Really?
**[15:49] Seiichi**
When I see you like this,
you almost look like a little sister.
**[15:54] Oliga**
Little sister...
**[15:57] Seiichi**
Yeah.
**[15:59] Seiichi**
You can think of me as an
older brother if you'd like.
**[16:03] Saria**
Hey, Seiichi!
**[16:04] Saria**
Can Oliga-chan stay with us, then?
**[16:09] Seiichi**
That's a great idea!
**[16:10] Oliga**
N-No!
**[16:12] Oliga**
I'm a traitor.
**[16:13] Oliga**
If I stay with you, the Kaiser
Empire will come after you.
**[16:17] Seiichi**
Then I'll protect you when they do.
**[16:20] Oliga**
Huh?
**[16:22] Seiichi**
I'm pretty strong, even if I don't look it.
**[16:25] Oliga**
B-But...
**[16:27] Seiichi**
So there you have it.
**[16:29] Seiichi**
Is that okay, Louise?
**[16:31] Louise**
That's fine. It's your decision, Master.
**[16:34] Seiichi**
You answered right away?!
**[16:36] Louise**
I was originally hoping to leave
her in your hands, anyway.
**[16:42] Louise**
Besides, His Majesty wishes
to protect Oliga, as well.
**[16:47] Louise**
He said we couldn't punish
such a young child.
**[16:52] Seiichi**
Ranze-san...
**[16:54] Oliga**
You mean it? I can?
**[16:57] Seiichi**
Yeah!
**[16:58] Seiichi**
Nice to have you! I'm Hiiragi Seiichi!
**[17:02] Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan...
**[17:10] Helio**
Ah, it's you.
**[17:12] Helio**
What is the Demon Lord Army doing now?
**[17:16] Kreis**
*There's nothing happening there!*
**[17:17] Kreis**
* We've needed to make major*
* corrections to the plan.*
**[17:22] Helio**
Yeah, the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia,
**[17:25] Helio**
proposed forging an alliance with
the Kingdom of Wimberg.
**[17:30] Kreis**
*That's right! Soon our dearest wish will be...*
**[17:34] Helio**
Good. So how is the plan progressing?
**[17:39] Helio**
I'm prepared to handle my part at any time.
**[17:44] Kreis**
*Have a look at this!*
**[17:46] Helio**
Wonderful.
**[17:48] Helio**
So shall we move things forward at once?
**[17:52] Kreis**
*Let's do it!*
**[17:55] Helio**
All is...
**[17:56] Helio**
...for the Demon Lord!
**[17:56] Kreis**
*...for the Demon Lord!*
**[18:09] Florio**
Okay, that's enough.
**[18:11] Seiichi**
I'm exhausted...
**[18:14] Florio**
Yes, your control of magic
is coming along smoothly.
**[18:18] Seiichi**
I didn't think it would be this hard.
**[18:21] Florio**
You've made incredible progress
since you first started.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Florio**
Huh? Hey... Seiichi-kun?!
**[18:30] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wh-What do I do?!
**[18:35] Florio**
I never knew the beginner spell
Water Ball could manifest like that.
**[18:40] Seiichi**
I'm sorry.
**[18:42] Saria**
Seiichi! Look at this!
**[18:45] Saria**
Check out what I can do!
**[18:48] Seiichi**
Wow, you're both incredible!
**[18:51] Florio**
It's all thanks to your skill.
**[18:58] Louise**
Master...
**[19:01] Seiichi**
Huh? You seem different from usual...
**[19:08] Louise**
Actually, I have a favor to ask, Master.
**[19:12] Seiichi**
A favor?
**[19:13] Louise**
While I'm away, would you
please protect His Majesty?
**[19:18] Seiichi**
Protect Ranze-san? Where are you going?
**[19:22] Louise**
Do you remember the Black Paladin?
**[19:26] Seiichi**
Yeah, if I recall, he's the
only knight in this country
**[19:29] Seiichi**
who's capable of holding his own against you.
**[19:33] Louise**
We received a report from him
**[19:35] Louise**
saying that monsters have been growing
more active along our borders as of late.
**[19:43] Louise**
Apparently, the Black Paladin's
army isn't enough on its own,
**[19:47] Louise**
so I'll be leading the Valkyries there.
**[19:53] Louise**
If you could protect him
in my absence, Master,
**[19:56] Louise**
I'm sure His Majesty
would rest easy, as well.
**[19:59] Seiichi**
Uh, but... I'm a mere adventurer.
**[20:03] Louise**
A mere adventurer could never have
defeated me, the Knight of Swords.
**[20:08] Seiichi**
Right. Sorry.
**[20:10] Louise**
Will you accept?
**[20:13] Seiichi**
All right. If you think I'm worthy.
**[20:16] Louise**
Thank you so much!
**[20:18] Louise**
Now, I have preparations to
make, so I'll excuse myself.
**[20:27] Seiichi**
*She has it rough leading the Valkyries, too.*
**[20:34] Louise**
All right, Master, I'll be counting on you
to take care of things in my absence.
**[20:39] Seiichi**
I'll do my best.
**[20:42] Saria**
Louise-san, when do you
expect you'll be returning?
**[20:45] Louise**
We don't plan on taking our time, but it
takes at least a week to travel there.
**[20:51] Seiichi**
That's pretty far away!
**[20:54] Louise**
Once we defeat the monsters,
there'll still be aftermath to deal with.
**[20:57] Louise**
Considering all that,
it might take over a month.
**[21:01] Seiichi**
That's pretty long...
**[21:03] Lorna**
Louise-sama!
**[21:05] Claudia**
All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!
**[21:10] Louise**
Thank you.
**[21:11] Louise**
Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!
**[21:15] Seiichi**
Take care!
**[21:16] Saria**
See you later!
**[21:18] Louise**
Move out!
**[21:24] Seiichi**
*But I would later learn...*
**[21:28] Seiichi**
* that nothing in this world*
* ever goes that smoothly.*
**[21:33] Seiichi**
* But I wouldn't realize that until*
* a week after their departure.*
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 )
Attack: 1644000 (100 )
Defense: 1667000 (100 )
Agility: 1690000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
Luck: 1610000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
Dragon God's Claws.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.
Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess.
Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration.
Intimidation.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
Money:
2500304060 G
**[23:10] Oliga**
Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!
**[23:14] Lorna**
Want to eat the ultimate roast beef bowl?
**[23:21] Oliga**
Don't mind if I do!
**[23:24] Lorna**
Hey! This wasn't the deal!
**[23:26] Lorna**
Wait, is that it? Did we run over time?
**[23:29] Oliga**
Yep.
**[23:31] Lorna**
They packed too much in!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
The grand battle against
the monsters finally begins!
**[23:39] Seiichi**
All right, everyone!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
Let's put our strengths together!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Wait, what are you all doing?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Monsters VS Crazy Guild
**[23:44] ---**
Next time: "Monsters VS Crazy Guild."
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Jeez, fight properly!
# E11 - Monsters VS Crazy Guild
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE59M/monsters-vs-crazy-guild)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:03] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:06] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:10] (Flashback) Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan...
**[00:13] Seiichi**
A little sister character!
**[00:14] Seiichi**
Nice!
**[00:16] Seiichi**
But now a horde of monsters
has appeared on the border!
**[00:21] (Flashback) Claudia**
All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!
**[00:25] (Flashback) Louise**
Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!
**[00:29] Seiichi**
It's been a week since then,
**[00:31] Seiichi**
and I predict further trouble!
**[00:33] Seiichi**
Again, what is going to happen
to my life in another world?!
**[00:40] Florio**
Incredible, Seiichi-kun!
**[00:42] Florio**
There's absolutely no disturbance
in the flow of your magic!
**[00:45] Seiichi**
Really?
**[00:48] Florio**
Perhaps now you can finally
acquire the "Control" skill?
**[00:52] Seiichi**
Man, I really couldn't
restrain my power before.
**[00:57] Seiichi**
It was getting more and more monstrous.
**[00:59] Voice**
*New skill...*
**[01:02] Seiichi&Screen**
*Here it comes!*
***SIGN*** Here it — (˚∀˚) — comes!!!
**[01:04] Voice**
*"Endless Hell" acquired.*
**[01:07] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[01:08] Seiichi**
What's Endless Hell?
**[01:10] Seiichi**
That doesn't sound like Control at all!
**[01:15] Seiichi**
OP... OP... OP...
**[01:16] Florio**
A-Are you all right?
**[01:20] Guscle**
You're working hard, Seiichi-kun!
**[01:23] Seiichi**
That voice...
**[01:24] Seiichi**
Guscle-san! Eris-san!
**[01:27] Eris**
Fancy meeting you here, Seiichi-san.
**[01:29] Seiichi**
Why are you two here?
**[01:31] Eris**
We're showing this man to His Majesty.
**[01:38] Florio**
You're... H-Holy Mage
Barnabus-sama, aren't you?
**[01:43] Barnabus**
Just "Barna" is fine.
**[01:46] Barnabus**
Pleasure to meet you. You're quite young.
**[01:49] Seiichi**
Oh, nice to meet you.
**[01:52] Seiichi**
Who is this?
**[01:54] Florio**
What?!
**[01:54] Florio**
You don't know about him?!
**[01:56] Florio**
This man is the greatest magician of all!
He's mastered all kinds of magic!
**[02:01] Seiichi**
O-Oh.
**[02:03] Florio**
Wow! It's really you!
**[02:06] Florio**
I bought three of your photo essays!
**[02:09] Florio**
One to read, one to preserve,
and one to share!
**[02:12] Seiichi**
He's a hardcore otaku!
**[02:15] Barna**
Such flattery won't get you anywhere,
Handsome Ice Mage-dono!
**[02:20] Florio**
Oh my God! You knew about me already?!
**[02:24] Barna**
Yes.
**[02:25] Barna**
I hear you're quite talented.
**[02:31] Florio**
My life was one lived
without a single regret!
**[02:34] Guscle**
Ra, oh!
**[02:37] Seiichi**
Are you the Supreme Ruler
of the Century's End?
**[02:39] Barna**
That's from that one time.
**[02:41] Barna**
Remember? The former grand
champion's retirement party,
**[02:44] Barna**
where he said, "My life was one
lived without a single regret!"
**[02:47] Barna**
His stage name was... Kiseno... Kisenosa...
**[02:50] Barna**
Kisenoso... Kisenose... Kisenoso—
**[02:53] Barna**
Come on, I'm so close! What was it?!
**[02:56] Seiichi**
That's enough.
**[02:57] Seiichi**
* But what on earth is such a*
* transcendental star doing here?*
**[02:58] Barna**
Oh, I've got it!
**[03:02] Barna**
It was Kisenos—
**[03:03] Seiichi**
That's enough!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Monsters VS Crazy Guild
**[04:36] Ranze**
Hey, Seiichi!
**[04:38] Ranze**
Guscle, too! And Eris!
**[04:40] Ranze**
Long time no see!
**[04:43] Guscle**
Long time no bridge!
**[04:45] Seiichi**
Wait, "bridge"?!
**[04:48] Ranze**
Your muscles are as incredible as ever!
**[04:51] Seiichi**
You guys really are crazy.
**[04:53] Eris**
Wow, "long time no bridge"? That was just sad.
**[04:57] Eris**
If anything, you should be saying,
"Long time no sh*t."
**[05:01] Seiichi**
Stop! Kids at home are gonna imitate you!
**[05:03] Ranze**
Your style as queen is improving, too, Eris.
**[05:08] Barna**
How have you been,
**[05:11] Barna**
Ranze?
**[05:14] Ranze**
T...
**[05:15] Ranze**
T-T-Teacher Barnabus?!
**[05:19] Ranze**
E-Even if I didn't know,
**[05:21] Ranze**
I apologize for standing higher than you.
**[05:24] Barna**
You're now a king governing an entire nation.
**[05:27] Barna**
No need for such formality.
**[05:29] Ranze**
I-I could never!
**[05:31] Seiichi**
What's the relationship between these two?
**[05:35] Florio**
He was His Majesty's former instructor.
**[05:38] Ranze**
Someone bring Teacher a chair!
**[05:40] Eris**
Here you go. Have a seat.
**[05:42] Seiichi**
Hey!
**[05:44] Seiichi**
Stop it with that stuff!
**[05:48] Barna**
This is great!
**[05:50] Barna**
Great!
**[05:52] Ranze**
By the way, Teacher,
what brings you here today?
**[05:57] Barna**
It's about my academy.
**[05:57] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[06:01] Seiichi**
His academy? Does Barna-san...
**[06:04] Florio**
Yes, he's the principal of
Barbador Magic Academy, as well.
**[06:29] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:29] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:29] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:29] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:29] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:32] ---**
Murmur...
**[06:35] Kannazuki**
* Now just walking around the academy*
* gets us unpleasant stares.*
**[06:40] Kannazuki**
* This must the doing of*
* Kisaragi and the others.*
**[06:44] Kannazuki**
*I'm worried about our future.*
***SIGN*** Murmur...
***SIGN*** Murmur...
***SIGN*** Murmur...
***SIGN*** Murmur...
**[06:49] Ranze**
Teacher...
**[06:50] Ranze**
Is this about the Kaiser Empire's
heroes enrolling in the academy?
**[06:56] Barna**
Correct.
**[06:57] Barna**
Ever since the heroes from
another world joined,
**[07:00] Barna**
there have been endless troubles.
**[07:03] Seiichi**
*From another world?*
**[07:06] Seiichi**
*Does he mean...*
**[07:07] Soldier**
Your Majesty!
**[07:09] Soldier**
I bring an urgent message
from the forest guards!
**[07:13] Ranze**
What is it?
**[07:14] Soldier**
A huge horde of monsters has
appeared in the neighboring forest!
**[07:18] Soldier**
They are invading Telbert!
**[07:22] Ranze**
What?
**[07:23] Ranze**
How many are there?
**[07:25] Soldier**
Roughly 5,000.
**[07:30] Soldier**
But all of them are said to boss-level!
**[07:34] Ranze**
5,000 boss-level monsters?!
**[07:36] Barna**
Calm down, Ranze.
**[07:38] Barna**
This nation has its mighty
Valkyries, does it not?
**[07:42] Ranze**
Actually, right now...
**[07:49] Louise**
The border...
**[07:50] Lorna**
They're literally covering the landscape.
**[07:53] Claudia**
They're quite strong, too.
**[07:57] BlackPaladin**
It's unusual for the servants
of darkness to amass like this.
**[08:02] Louise**
That's true.
**[08:03] BP**
I destroyed a number of
them before you arrived,
**[08:08] BP**
but they keep springing up endlessly.
**[08:12] Louise**
Meaning we'll have to attack all-out with
more force than they can recover from.
**[08:17] BP**
Indeed.
**[08:19] BP**
Let's exterminate them.
**[08:21] BP**
So badly that they won't even reincarnate.
**[08:26] Claudia**
Louise-sama, the squad is already prepared.
**[08:30] Lorna**
It's time.
**[08:31] Louise**
You're right.
**[08:39] BP**
Oh? The Water God's Rapier?
**[08:43] BP**
Still such a beautiful blade.
**[08:45] Lorna**
Enchanting.
**[09:00] Louise**
Here we go.
**[09:08] Louise**
Water God Slash!
**[09:13] Louise**
Take this!
**[09:19] Claudia**
Valkyries!
**[09:20] Lorna**
Charge!
**[09:36] Louise**
Impressive.
**[09:37] BP**
Same to you.
**[09:39] BP**
We might be able to exterminate
them more quickly than I thought.
**[09:42] Valkyries**
Louise-sama!
**[09:44] Valkyries**
We just received a messenger!
**[09:46] Valkyries**
They say a big horde of monsters
is invading the royal capital!
**[09:49] Louise**
What?!
**[09:51] Louise**
His Majesty!
**[09:58] Helio**
Behold!
**[09:59] Helio**
We've forced the Knight of Swords and the
Black Paladin to get stuck at the border!
**[10:06] Kreis**
Meanwhile, Telbert's left empty.
**[10:09] Kreis**
It'll fall easily.
**[10:12] Helio**
But there are still some
troublesome ones there.
**[10:16] Kreis**
Hmph. They can struggle all they like,
**[10:19] Kreis**
but they'll still be as babes
before our overwhelming numbers!
**[10:23] Helio**
That's true.
**[10:24] Helio**
Let's enjoy the show as they are overrun.
**[10:28] Both**
All is for the Demon Lord!
**[10:44] Artoria**
I've been an adventurer for a long time now,
**[10:46] Artoria**
but I've never seen this many at once.
**[10:49] Seiichi**
And all of them are boss-level, huh?
**[10:54] Saria**
Seiichi! Let's do our best!
**[10:56] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah!
**[10:59] Seiichi**
*Speaking of Saria,*
**[11:00] Seiichi**
* how is she going to fight*
* while in human form?*
**[11:05] Seiichi**
S-Surely she wouldn't...
**[11:08] Lulune**
Master...
**[11:13] Lulune**
Master, I'm scared!
**[11:18] Seiichi**
Yeah... I guess you would be.
**[11:21] Seiichi**
It makes sense that fighting
would be scary, right?
**[11:24] Lulune**
If we can't defend the royal capital,
**[11:27] Lulune**
that and that will be all gone,
and I won't be able to eat them anymore!
**[11:32] Seiichi**
That's what you're afraid of?!
**[11:34] Lulune**
I couldn't bear that!
**[11:38] Lulune**
I'd even kick a god to death
for the sake of good food!
**[11:46] Seiichi**
That's kind of scary.
**[11:50] Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan.
**[11:52] Seiichi**
Oliga-chan?
**[11:54] Saria**
That's right, Lulune-chan. You managed
to defeat that giant wolf, too.
**[11:54] Oliga**
I like this country where
I can live with all of you.
**[12:01] Oliga**
So I'll do my best.
**[12:03] Oliga**
Hopefully my power can help you all.
**[12:06] Seiichi**
Thank you, Oliga-chan.
**[12:08] Seiichi**
But I do have one request for you.
**[12:11] Oliga**
What?
**[12:12] Seiichi**
Make sure you don't overexert yourself.
**[12:16] Oliga**
Got it.
**[12:18] Oliga**
O-Onii-chan...
**[12:22] Oliga**
When we're done, will you pet my head?
**[12:28] Seiichi**
Yeah, it's a promise!
**[12:32] Pacifier**
Monshters!
**[12:34] Pacifier**
I'll keel all ub you!
**[12:41] Destroyer**
I'll destroy everything!
**[12:46] Seiichi**
Don't destroy it!
**[12:48] Trenchcoat**
Oh, there they are, swarming about.
**[12:52] Trenchcoat**
I'll show them my power
and my big, glorious di**!
**[12:59] Trenchcoat**
Hey! They're zooming the camera out too far!
**[13:01] Seiichi**
Of course they are!
**[13:03] Seiichi**
Just close your coat already!
**[13:05] Seiichi**
Where'd you come from?!
**[13:09] Mohawk**
I'll make you regret messing with us,
**[13:11] Mohawk**
right down to the marrow of your bones,
and the marrow of your pelvis!
**[13:17] Seiichi**
They may look bad, but they're strong, too.
**[13:24] Guscle**
Our adventurer's guild
**[13:26] Guscle**
is a gathering place for those
with overflowing desire!
**[13:31] Eris**
Greed! Avarice! Bring it on!
**[13:35] Guscle**
We've pursued our desires,
despite the constant scorn of the soldiers!
**[13:41] Eris**
No one can stop our desire!
**[13:47] Claude**
Good grief.
**[13:48] Claude**
This has turned rather outrageous.
**[13:54] Soldier**
Reporting!
**[13:56] Soldier**
The monsters have begun marching on Telbert!
**[14:00] Eris**
They're finally here.
**[14:03] Guscle**
All right, everyone!
**[14:04] Guscle**
Follow me!
**[14:08] Guscle**
Go, go, muscle!
**[14:11] Seiichi**
Seriously?!
**[14:17] Guscle**
Unleash the pathos of your muscles!
**[14:21] Guscle**
That is...
**[14:23] Guscle**
my justice!
**[14:29] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[14:37] Seiichi**
Why are you all joining them?!
**[14:39] Seiichi**
I need to get going, too!
**[14:41] Barna**
Wait a moment, Seiichi-kun.
**[14:44] Barna**
There's no need to hurry.
**[14:47] Barna**
Just watch.
**[14:51] Guscle**
Prepare yourselves, monsters!
**[15:08] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[15:18] Eris**
Guscle-san, don't think you
let your guard down too much?
**[15:23] Guscle**
I got a bit too excited
with all the eyes on me!
**[15:27] Guscle**
Now to refocus and try again.
**[15:32] Guscle**
100% of 100% Full Power!
**[15:39] Guscle**
Pure strength that has surpassed skill.
**[15:42] Guscle**
That is muscle power!
**[15:44] Seiichi**
So that's Guscle's true power...
**[15:48] Barna**
He's the Guild Master for a reason.
**[15:51] Eris**
Now, you masochistic monsters!
**[15:54] Eris**
Writhe in immoral pleasure!
**[15:58] Eris**
Let me give you a reward!
**[16:00] Eris**
Onirock Whip!
**[16:06] Eris**
I'll drive you mad!
**[16:08] Seiichi**
Pink Ranger...
**[16:11] Sucker**
If you all keep me
**[16:13] Sucker**
from enjoying my milk play,
**[16:17] Sucker**
you'll take wesponsibiwity!
**[16:23] Trenchcoat**
My turn now!
**[16:25] Trenchcoat**
Take that! I'm spinning more than usual!
**[16:31] Seiichi**
A pervert's attacks sure are different.
**[16:36] Destroyer**
I'll destroy everything!
**[16:42] Seiichi**
That's just impossible!
**[16:49] Claude**
I will defend the peace of Telbert!
**[16:52] Seiichi**
Claude!
**[16:54] Seiichi**
Finally, someone reasonable!
**[16:56] Claude**
Compared to the guys in the guild,
**[16:59] Claude**
the monsters are almost adorable!
**[17:01] Mohawk**
What's that?!
**[17:02] Mohawk**
These guys are way more adorable!
**[17:05] Claude**
How so?!
**[17:06] Punk**
What?! You bastard!
**[17:08] Punk**
Want us to force your gate open?
**[17:12] Mohawk**
The secret art passed down
within our rose clan!
**[17:17] Seiichi**
Rose clan?!
**[17:20] Three**
Rose Fist!
**[17:34] Mohawk**
Follow me, men!
**[17:41] Seiichi**
That was kind of cool, but...
**[17:51] Noahd**
My, a Beast King?
**[17:56] Noahd**
My apologies,
**[17:58] Noahd**
but I'll be taking your life.
**[18:09] Noahd**
Rest in peace.
**[18:12] Seiichi**
He's strong!
**[18:14] Ranze**
As expected from the legendary assassin.
**[18:17] Seiichi**
Huh? He wasn't just an ordinary café owner?!
**[18:20] Ranze**
Oh, he is *now*.
**[18:25] Seiichi**
Saria! Are you okay?!
**[18:28] Saria**
All right! I'll do my best!
**[18:32] Seiichi**
Only her arm is a gorilla's?!
**[18:34] Saria**
One, two!
**[18:41] Saria**
Gorilla Knuckle!
**[18:49] Artoria**
Hey!
**[18:51] Artoria**
Ice Prison!
**[18:56] Barna**
Oh, that's one of the
highest-grade ice spells!
**[18:59] Seiichi**
Weren't you asleep?
**[19:09] Artoria**
What do you think of my magic?
**[19:11] Seiichi**
Yay, Ar!
**[19:19] Lulune**
Anyone who gets in the way of me walking
and eating with Master has no right to live!
**[19:26] Lulune**
Lulunelion Shot!
**[19:33] Oliga**
298, 299, 300!
**[19:40] Oliga**
Pet me!
**[19:42] Seiichi**
A-As expected from a former assassin.
**[19:45] Barna**
Well, I do believe it's time now.
**[19:49] Barna**
Go on and die!
**[19:51] Barna**
Chaos Rain!
**[20:09] Barna**
There certainly are a lot of them.
**[20:12] Barna**
In that case...
**[20:14] Barna**
Chaos Tornado!
**[20:34] Seiichi**
* He's controlling it so it won't hit*
* our allies, even with so much force.*
**[20:39] Barna**
I've still got it in me!
**[20:43] Seiichi**
*This guy is quite the monster.*
**[20:47] Guscle**
Everyone! Let's push on and settle this!
**[20:51] All**
Yeah!
**[20:55] Seiichi**
I didn't even need to do anything.
**[21:01] Announcer**
*Emergency report! Emergency report!*
**[21:03] Announcer**
* Another horde of monsters has*
* appeared deep within the forest!*
**[21:06] Announcer**
*They're all big-boss-grade monsters!*
**[21:09] Barna**
Wh-What?!
**[21:10] Barna**
All are big-boss-grade?!
**[21:13] Announcer**
* The new horde of monsters is*
* double the size of this one!*
**[21:17] Announcer**
*They're on a direct path toward Telbert!*
**[21:23] Seiichi**
* Though we were convinced of victory,*
* the creeping waves*
**[21:26] Seiichi**
*of destruction marched on.*
**[21:28] Seiichi**
* The true battle for the*
* future of this country*
**[21:31] Seiichi**
*was about to begin.*
**[23:06] Saria**
The castle's baths are
the best, aren't they?
**[23:08] Lulune**
The scenery's great,
and it feels so open and free.
**[23:12] Artoria**
Hey, don't swim in the bath!
**[23:14] Artoria**
By they way, are we not
doing the usual thing?
**[23:16] Saria**
Oh!
**[23:18] Oliga**
Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
Mana: 1698300 (100 )
Attack: 1644000 (100 )
Defense: 1667000 (100 )
Agility: 1690000 (100 )
Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
Luck: 1610000 (100 )
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal.
Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
Composite Magic.
Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master.
Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless.
King of Men.
**[23:21] Artoria**
Hey, did Seiichi do anything today?
**[23:24] Lulune**
Now that you mention it, he was just
watching from atop the tower the whole time.
**[23:28] Oliga**
Barna-san fell asleep.
**[23:30] Saria**
That's kind of cute.
**[23:33] (Flashback) Barna**
Oh, yes.
**[23:35] Saria**
The battle against the monsters
is reaching its climax!
**[23:39] Saria**
Then it comes time to bid farewell.
**[23:42] Saria**
Next time: "Before I Knew It,
It's the Final Episode!?"
***SIGN*** Next Time
Before I Knew It, It's The Final Episode!?
**[23:45] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[23:46] Saria**
I'll be with you forever!
# E12 - Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE04G/before-i-knew-it-its-the-final-episode)
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**[00:00] Seiichi**
My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.
**[00:05] Seiichi**
I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world
**[00:07] Seiichi**
and got an invincible, OP physique!
**[00:11] Seiichi**
There was a huge battle with monsters
that had suddenly appeared.
**[00:15] Seiichi**
But thanks to everyone's perverse levels
of strength, they were quickly defeated!
**[00:22] Seiichi**
Or so we thought,
**[00:23] Seiichi**
but there are still more enemies popping up?!
**[00:27] Seiichi**
What on earth is happening
to my life in another world?!
**[00:34] Barnabus**
There are so many of them!
**[00:37] Barnabus**
And while I only occasionally caught glimpses
of S-Rank monsters in the last horde...
**[00:42] Seiichi**
Now they're swarming us with
nothing but S-Rank monsters?
**[00:47] Barnabus**
Yes.
**[01:04] Underlings**
You bastards!
**[01:09] Artoria**
These guys are strong!
**[01:14] Ranze**
This is bad.
**[01:15] Ranze**
We're being pushed back now.
**[01:19] Seiichi**
*What should I do?*
**[01:21] Seiichi**
* I could create a wide-range*
* spell to defeat the monsters...*
**[01:25] Seiichi**
*But a spell that's wide-range,*
**[01:28] Seiichi**
* not indiscriminate,*
* and defeats only the monsters?*
**[01:32] Seiichi**
*How am I supposed to...*
**[01:36] Seiichi**
I know!
**[01:38] Barnabus**
Seiichi-kun?
**[01:40] Seiichi**
I've got it!
**[01:42] Seiichi**
I know the ultimate spell to
break through this all at once!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!?
**[03:16] Barnabus**
The ultimate spell, you say?
**[03:20] Seiichi**
*Envision it.*
**[03:22] Seiichi**
* A spell that attacks a*
* wide range from overhead,*
**[03:25] Seiichi**
*one that works as if it were God's judgment!*
**[03:35] Ranze**
Seiichi?
**[03:42] Seiichi**
Judgment!
**[03:55] Seiichi**
H-Huh?
**[03:58] Barnabus**
Seiichi-kun?
**[04:02] Seiichi**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[04:04] Seiichi**
Why won't it activate?!
**[04:10] Barnabus**
Eh? This is...
**[04:14] Voice**
Now, let there be justice!
**[04:24] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[04:25] Voice**
*Skill: Magic Creation activated.*
**[04:28] ---**
* As a result, Seiichi Magic:*
* Judgment has been created.*
**[04:35] Seiichi**
Thank goodness. It's only hitting
the enemies, like I envisioned.
**[04:44] Guscle**
This is a divine blessing!
**[04:48] Guscle**
Ecstasy!
**[04:49] Eris**
More! Give me more!
**[04:53] Seiichi**
Let's see... Seiichi Magic: Judgment...
**[04:56] Seiichi**
A spell that calls the light of judgment down
**[04:59] Seiichi**
upon all the user recognizes as harmful.
**[05:01] Seiichi**
Harmful?
**[05:04] Seiichi**
Harmful?
**[05:05] Eris**
More! Yes, more!
**[05:08] Seiichi**
Harmful, huh?
**[05:10] Seiichi**
Makes sense.
**[05:11] Seiichi**
Sorry.
**[05:15] Oliga**
Is it over?
**[05:17] Artoria**
He wiped out that many
monsters in an instant?
**[05:21] Lulune**
That's my master!
**[05:23] Saria**
Everyone! We won!
**[05:30] Kreis**
What?!
**[05:32] Kreis**
What happened?!
**[05:34] Kreis**
You monsters! For the Great Devil!
**[05:38] Voice**
Judgment!
**[05:46] Barnabus**
S-Seiichi-kun, you...
**[05:51] Seiichi**
Er, well...
**[05:53] Voice**
*You leveled up.*
**[05:57] Seiichi**
No way!
**[05:59] Voice**
*You leveled up.*
**[06:00] Voice**
*You leveled up.*
**[06:02] Voice**
*You level-level-level—*
**[06:04] Voice**
*lev-lev-lev-lev-lev...*
**[06:05] Seiichi**
Stop it!
**[06:06] Seiichi**
Don't make me even less human!
**[06:10] Voice**
*leveled...*
**[06:11] Ranze**
Are you okay?
**[06:15] Voice**
*You have leveled up.*
**[06:18] Seiichi**
It's polite now?
**[06:21] Voice**
* Since you have acquired a*
* great quantity of skills,*
**[06:23] Voice**
* I have taken the liberty to combine the*
* various categories of skills into new skills.*
**[06:31] Seiichi**
I don't need more cheats!
**[06:34] Ranze**
You're incredible, Seiichi!
**[06:37] Ranze**
Please continue to use your
power to defend our nation!
**[06:40] Ranze**
I'm going to go check on
the damage to the walls.
**[06:44] Ranze**
Let's take another bath together later!
**[06:48] Seiichi**
Ranze-san...
**[06:50] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[06:52] Saria**
What's wrong? Are you okay?
**[06:54] Seiichi**
I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[06:56] Artoria**
Hey, what was that magic you just used?
**[06:59] Artoria**
Your Status display is false, isn't it?
**[07:02] Seiichi**
Well...
**[07:03] Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan.
**[07:06] Seiichi**
What's up, Oliga-chan?
**[07:08] Oliga**
You promised. Pet my head?
**[07:12] Seiichi**
All right.
**[07:14] Seiichi**
You did a good job.
**[07:16] Barnabus**
Seiichi-kun...
**[07:18] Barnabus**
Pet my head?
**[07:21] Seiichi**
I-I'd rather not!
**[07:23] Barnabus**
That's not what I meant! Seiichi-kun!
**[07:27] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[07:29] Barnabus**
Would you come to my academy
and become a teacher?!
**[07:34] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[07:46] Kannazuki**
I just can't get used to those looks.
**[07:50] Kenji**
Jeez, isn't there anything
we can do about this?
**[07:56] Shouta**
Is that... Seto?
**[08:04] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[08:05] Barnabus**
How about it?!
**[08:07] Artoria**
Seiichi, a teacher?
**[08:09] Seiichi**
Um... why would you want me?
**[08:12] Barnabus**
That spell you just used
to wipe out those monsters
**[08:16] Barnabus**
was your own original spell, wasn't it?!
**[08:18] Barnabus**
Such a powerful spell, yet so precise!
**[08:21] Barnabus**
It's well beyond even me, the Transcendent!
**[08:27] Seiichi**
Beyond the Transcendent?
**[08:29] Saria**
The Super Transcendent!
**[08:31] Barnabus**
I have such a person right
here before my eyes!
**[08:34] Barnabus**
Could you please teach me
how to use such power?!
**[08:38] Seiichi**
I-I understand what you're
trying to say, Barna-san!
**[08:41] Barnabus**
Then you'll come to my academy?!
**[08:44] Seiichi**
I-I can't make that decision yet.
**[08:47] Barnabus**
Why not?!
**[08:49] Seiichi**
First off, I promised Louise that
**[08:51] Seiichi**
I wouldn't leave the royal capital
until the Valkyries returned.
**[08:56] Barnabus**
I see.
**[09:00] Seiichi**
Second, I...
**[09:01] Seiichi**
I don't want to be apart
from my friends over there.
**[09:05] Barnabus**
Then how about this?
**[09:08] Barnabus**
Saria-kun can come as a student,
**[09:10] Barnabus**
that adventurer can come as a fellow teacher,
**[09:14] Artoria**
It's study time.
**[09:16] Barnabus**
that young lady who kicked the monsters away
**[09:17] Lulune**
Take that!
**[09:19] Barnabus**
can come as either a student
or a martial arts coach,
**[09:22] Barnabus**
and that young lady there
can come as your assistant.
**[09:27] Seiichi**
If you're willing to do all that for us,
then I'm not against it, but...
**[09:32] Saria**
I'm totally okay with it!
**[09:34] Saria**
An academy sounds fun!
**[09:37] Artoria**
I don't really mind, either.
**[09:39] Artoria**
Wherever you are is where
I belong, after all.
**[09:42] Lulune**
I was always your knight!
**[09:45] Lulune**
Wherever you go, I shall follow!
**[09:48] Oliga**
Yeah! If Seiichi-oniichan and the rest
of you are going, then I'm going, too!
**[09:53] Barnabus**
It's settled, then!
**[09:55] Barnabus**
So we'll be departing after
Louise returns. Is that all right?
**[09:59] Seiichi**
Yes, that's fine.
**[10:01] Others**
Yay!
**[10:03] Seiichi**
I guess I'll finally have a school life again.
**[10:07] ---**
Isn't this great?
**[10:09] Seiichi**
* I'm sure it'll be fun with*
* Saria and the others around.*
**[10:16] Lulune**
Master!
**[10:18] Lulune**
You're really taking me out
to eat, just the two of us?!
**[10:22] Seiichi**
Yeah.
**[10:23] Seiichi**
We still have several days
before Louise returns.
**[10:26] Lulune**
Yay!
**[10:28] Seiichi**
* We had a few days before we would be*
* departing for Barbador Magic Academy,*
**[10:33] Seiichi**
* so I decided to spend them*
* taking everyone on dates.*
**[10:38] Seiichi**
*With everyone's consent, of course.*
**[10:45] Artoria**
S-Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:46] Seiichi**
Nah, I hardly waited at—
**[10:54] Seiichi**
*Wh-Who's that?*
**[10:56] Artoria**
Well, shall we go?
**[10:57] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:21] Seiichi**
Now, today is...
**[11:24] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[11:25] Saria**
Let's go out together with Oliga-chan today!
**[11:29] Seiichi**
Huh? Where's this coming from?
**[11:31] Saria**
Well, I feel bad for Oliga-chan
being left behind all the time.
**[11:36] Saria**
So rather than just the two of us,
**[11:38] Saria**
I'd like Oliga-chan to go out with us!
**[11:42] Seiichi**
All right.
**[11:42] Seiichi**
Shall the three of us head out, then?
**[11:45] Oliga**
Yeah!
**[11:51] Oliga**
It's fun going out with you, Saria-oneechan.
**[11:54] Saria**
Really? I'm glad!
**[11:56] Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan.
**[11:58] Seiichi**
Hmm? What is it?
**[12:01] Oliga**
Hey...
**[12:09] Kid**
Pass!
**[12:10] Kid**
Hey, over here, over here!
**[12:13] Saria**
Oliga-chan!
**[12:15] Kid**
Hey! Now you've done it!
**[12:15] Saria**
That's good. Oliga-chan
looks like she's having fun.
**[12:19] Kid**
That was too easy!
**[12:19] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[12:22] Seiichi**
A lot has happened, huh?
**[12:24] Saria**
Yeah, a lot has happened.
**[12:26] Seiichi**
Thank you.
**[12:27] Saria**
Huh?
**[12:28] Seiichi**
Thank you for falling in
love with someone like me.
**[12:31] Seiichi**
I love you, too.
**[12:36] Saria**
You're welcome!
**[12:39] Kid**
Look! He made her cry!
**[12:44] Kid**
Bad man!
**[12:45] Oliga**
Seiichi-oniichan! No!
**[12:48] Seiichi**
Wha— Th-This is different!
**[12:53] Kid**
Come play with us!
**[12:55] Seiichi**
All right! I won't go easy on you!
**[12:58] Saria**
I'm the one who should thank you, Seiichi.
**[13:02] Seiichi**
There!
**[13:05] Seiichi**
Wh-What's that?
**[13:07] Oliga**
It's so big.
**[13:12] Seiichi**
I think that's that one girl's...
**[13:17] Announcer**
Thank you all for waiting patiently.
**[13:19] Announcer**
We're now hosting the
Charasty Painting Competition!
**[13:27] Seiichi**
I'm looking forward to this.
**[13:29] Announcer**
Now to introduce our judge.
**[13:32] Announcer**
Here we have the talented artist,
Master Painter Leon Berger-sama!
**[13:36] Seiichi**
Huh? I feel like I've heard
the name "Berger" before.
**[13:40] Leon**
I'm looking forward to all the great
pieces you've poured your passion into.
**[13:48] Announcer**
Now we'd like to move on to the judging!
**[13:52] Announcer**
First, the talented artist who's handily
won countless art competitions,
**[13:56] Announcer**
Clay Berger!
**[14:00] Seiichi**
That's it!
**[14:01] Seiichi**
Clay said his last name was Berger, too.
**[14:04] Clay**
The title of my piece...
**[14:07] Clay**
is "Art"!
**[14:12] Seiichi**
What is with that painting?
**[14:14] Artoria**
Seiichi, your friend can
paint an amazing picture.
**[14:19] Saria**
Yeah! It's such a pretty sun!
**[14:22] Lulune**
It looks like a delicious apple to me!
**[14:26] Seiichi**
Lulune, you never change...
**[14:30] Clay**
This piece was created with
my feelings toward art!
**[14:34] Clay**
These passionate, blazing feelings...
**[14:36] Clay**
They're just like the flames of a matchstick!
**[14:40] Seiichi**
*Wait, it's not a sun?!*
**[14:44] Announcer**
Now it's time for the final contestant,
**[14:47] Announcer**
May Cherry-san!
**[14:49] Announcer**
Please come forward.
**[14:55] Seiichi**
May... She's walking with
her arms and legs in sync.
**[14:58] May**
Th-Th-Th-This is my piece!
**[15:01] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[15:02] Saria**
Wow!
**[15:04] Seiichi**
That's...
**[15:11] Spectator**
Wh-What a gallant figure.
**[15:14] Spectator**
This is truly a hero that appears in legends.
**[15:20] Mohawk**
What a hot guy.
**[15:24] May**
Th-This painting is a depiction of
the man who gave me the courage
**[15:29] May**
to enter this competition.
**[15:32] Seiichi**
It really is me.
**[15:35] May**
The title is "Hero."
**[15:38] May**
Thanks to him, I learned how
important it is to face challenges.
**[15:42] May**
He's my hero!
**[15:44] Seiichi**
My ears are burning.
**[15:47] Announcer**
Thank you very much.
**[15:49] Announcer**
Now, let's proceed to the judging!
**[15:55] May**
Oh, Seiichi-san.
**[15:57] Seiichi**
Congratulations on winning first place.
**[15:59] May**
Thank you so much!
**[16:01] Seiichi**
I didn't really do anything, though.
**[16:04] May**
Um, Seiichi-san...
**[16:06] May**
Moments ago, I got an offer from Leon-sama...
**[16:10] May**
and I think I'm going to go study
painting in the city of art, Amuria.
**[16:15] Seiichi**
Wow! That's an incredible offer!
**[16:18] May**
So I'll be bidding farewell to this city soon.
**[16:22] Seiichi**
I see. Well, I'll miss you.
**[16:26] May**
Once I'm done studying art in Amuria,
**[16:29] May**
would you let me paint
you as my first painting?
**[16:32] Seiichi**
I'd be happy to.
Could I ask you to do that?
**[16:35] May**
Yes! It's a promise!
**[16:38] Clay**
May!
**[16:40] Clay**
Grandpa Leon's calling for you.
**[16:43] May**
Okay! I'm coming now!
**[16:45] May**
Well, take care!
**[16:47] Seiichi**
You too, May.
**[16:55] Man**
It's the Valkyries!
**[16:57] Man**
The Valkyries have returned!
**[17:02] Louise**
Master!
**[17:03] Louise**
Myself and the Valkyries have returned!
**[17:07] Seiichi**
Welcome back.
**[17:09] Lorna**
Hey! Seiichi-san!
**[17:11] Claudia**
Come on, now, that's bad manners.
**[17:15] Louise**
I heard from the messengers.
**[17:17] Louise**
You'll be going to the
academy with Barna-sama?
**[17:21] Louise**
I wish I could go with you, too.
**[17:23] Seiichi**
You need to protect this country, Louise.
**[17:27] Seiichi**
Come pay us a visit sometime, though!
**[17:29] Louise**
I will!
**[17:32] Lester**
*Hey, Kreis!*
**[17:34] Lester**
*What are you looking so depressed over?*
**[17:38] Kreis**
Oh, it's you, Lester.
**[17:39] Angrea**
* The pig that's heaped failure*
* upon failure has failed again?*
**[17:45] Kreis**
Angrea.
**[17:50] Great Devil**
You delay my resurrection,
my beloved apostles?
**[17:56] Kreis**
My apologies!
**[17:58] Kreis**
Presently, the apostles scattered
throughout the lands
**[18:02] Kreis**
are in the process of gathering the despair
needed to sustain you, Great Devil.
**[18:06] Great Devil**
Not enough!
**[18:10] Great Devil**
Offer me more despair, death,
misfortune, and chaos.
**[18:17] Great Devil**
All such darkness shall become my blood
and flesh, and bring about my return.
**[18:22] Three**
Yes! All for the Great Devil!
**[18:28] Kreis**
We need even richer despair
to resurrect the Great Devil.
**[18:34] Angrea**
Barbador Magic Academy.
**[18:36] Kreis**
What? The Magic Academy?
**[18:39] Angrea**
Children of royalty and aristocrats
from around the world gather there.
**[18:44] Angrea**
If we were to take the lives of
children with such bright futures...
**[18:51] Lester**
Sounds like we'd collect
a huge load of despair!
**[18:55] Kreis**
Then let us go.
**[18:57] Kreis**
With the full force of our Great Devil Order!
**[19:09] (Flashback) Airi**
Do you know Sei-chan?
**[19:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Sei-chan?
**[19:12] (Flashback) Shouta**
Was he summoned to this world, too?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Airi**
Probably.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Airi**
There are a lot of people at our school,
**[19:20] (Flashback) Airi**
so I thought maybe you'd seen him in passing.
**[19:23] (Flashback) Kenji**
Why are you looking for him?
**[19:25] (Flashback) Airi**
Sei-chan doesn't have many friends,
**[19:28] (Flashback) Airi**
so I figure he's in trouble.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Airi**
That, and he saved me long ago.
**[19:34] (Flashback) Airi**
So I'm returning the favor!
**[19:37] (Flashback) Airi**
If you guys from the council
happen to spot Sei-chan,
**[19:41] (Flashback) Airi**
tell him Airin is looking for him.
**[19:45] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Airin?
**[19:46] (Flashback) Airi**
Well, that's all!
**[19:48] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Hey, wait!
**[19:51] Kannazuki**
Sei-chan, huh?
**[20:03] Seiichi**
You've all taken really good care of me.
**[20:06] Ranze**
Stay well, even while
you're over there, Seiichi.
**[20:09] Louise**
Master, I take pride in
having you for a Master.
**[20:13] Claudia**
A teacher, huh?
**[20:15] Claudia**
Well, you'll do fine, I'm sure.
**[20:18] Lorna**
You're just saying things.
**[20:20] Claudia**
You're the last one I want to hear that from!
**[20:23] Guscle**
Seiichi-kun!
**[20:25] Guscle**
No matter what hardships you face ahead,
**[20:29] Guscle**
your muscles will never betray you!
**[20:32] Eris**
It'll all be fine.
**[20:34] Eris**
Just turn all the pain into pleasure.
**[20:39] Noahd**
Seiichi-san, take care.
**[20:41] Noahd**
You're welcome at the café anytime.
**[20:44] Claude**
Be careful.
**[20:46] Claude**
We'll always be waiting for your return.
**[20:49] Seiichi**
Thank you all!
**[20:52] Seiichi**
All right, I'm heading out now!
**[20:54] Saria**
Bye!
**[20:55] Artoria**
Take care, everyone!
**[20:57] All**
Goodbye!
**[20:58] All**
Come back again!
**[20:59] All**
We'll be waiting for you!
**[21:01] Lulune**
New foods await me!
**[21:01] Artoria**
See you again soon!
**[21:03] Oliga**
Later.
**[21:10] Seiichi**
* This was the first town I*
* visited when I didn't know*
**[21:13] Seiichi**
*left from right in this new world.*
**[21:15] Seiichi**
* The days I spent there are*
* still burned into my eyes.*
**[21:19] Seiichi**
* I never knew the world could be*
* so vibrant and full of impact.*
**[21:27] Seiichi**
I truly want to thank all of you.
**[21:29] Artoria**
What are you saying after all this time?
**[21:31] Saria**
Honestly, thank you, Seiichi!
**[21:48] Barnabus**
Do you miss it?
**[21:49] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[21:51] Seiichi**
It was a pleasant city that gave
even me a kind, warm welcome.
**[21:57] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[21:59] Seiichi**
But it's not like I'm
bidding farewell forever.
**[22:03] Seiichi**
I plan to show them I'm doing
well after I've grown some more!
**[22:07] Barnabus**
Good.
**[22:08] Barnabus**
We're almost at Barbador Magic Academy.
**[22:11] Barnabus**
I'm counting on you, Seiichi-kun!
**[22:14] Seiichi**
Right!
**[22:17] Seiichi**
* I don't know what kind of*
* school life awaits me,*
**[22:21] Seiichi**
*but as long as we're all together,*
**[22:23] Seiichi**
*we can overcome any hardship!*
**[22:30] Seiichi**
Wh-Who are you?
**[22:33] Man**
You don't know of me?
**[22:35] Man**
Then I shall tell you!
**[22:37] Man**
I am the hero of justice,
**[22:39] Man**
Gargand of Certain Victory!
**[22:42] Man**
Remember that!
**[22:46] Bird**
Idiot, idiot.
**[22:48] Seiichi**
*There's yet another new weirdo...*
**[22:52] Seiichi**
* What's going to happen to*
* my life in another world?!*
**[23:00] Man**
Have no fear!
**[23:02] Seiichi**
You're not one to talk!
***SIGN*** Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human (Human)
Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
Age: 17 (17) Level: 20 (20)
Mana: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Agility: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Magic Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Magic Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Luck: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
Charm: Please Get The Hint (200
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
World Vision. Perseverance. Emotional. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Combat Skill
Resistance: Perfect Resistance
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
Support: Omit Chant. Composite Magic.
Mass Activation.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master.
Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Light Magic: Master
Non-Element Magic: Master Wind Magic: Master
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic. Liberation Magic. Seiichi Magic
Special Magic: Magic Creation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All.
Tactless. King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic. Instakiller.
Nightmare of All Monsters.
Man Who Dominated the World.
**[23:10] Saria**
Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
**[23:14] Seiichi**
Hey, Saria, do we even need this
segment in the final episode?
**[23:18] ---**
Huh?
**[23:21] Seiichi**
Also, who is this guy that appeared
in the final episode?!
**[23:25] Saria**
You'll just have to look
forward to more next time!
**[23:28] Seiichi**
Huh?! There's going to be more?!
**[23:31] Seiichi**
Don't just laugh it off!
**[23:33] Seiichi**
You have to be clear about that stuff!
**[23:38] Gargand**
Next time, I'm the main character!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
Seriously?!
**[23:42] Seiichi**
What's going to happen to
my life in another world?!
**[23:46] Saria**
See you again!
***SIGN*** Fin!?
# Season 2
# E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ0N12/welcome-to-barbador-magic-academy)
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***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It,
My Life Had It Made
**[00:03] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[00:04] Saria**
*The Fruit of Evolution 2* is finally starting!
**[00:06] Seiichi**
It sure is, Saria.
**[00:07] Seiichi**
Wait, what is this setup?!
**[00:09] Seiichi**
What's evolved here, exactly?!
**[00:10] Saria**
Well, our feelings?
**[00:12] Seiichi**
It's not an issue of feelings!
**[00:13] Saria**
Then... motivation?
**[00:14] Seiichi**
Have that from the start!
**[00:16] Saria**
Well, then...
**[00:17] Saria**
The protagonist has changed?
**[00:18] Seiichi**
No, we're starring in this, too!
**[00:19] Saria**
Then look forward to seeing what
actually evolved in the show!
**[00:22] Seiichi**
Now, *The Fruit of Evolution 2*...
**[00:24] Saria**
...begins at last!
**[01:09] Destra**
Is that all your strength
amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
**[01:33] Destra**
You can still avoid my attacks?
**[01:47] Destra**
I've grown tired of this.
**[01:49] Destra**
We're done here.
**[01:52] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[01:59] Saria**
Don't touch my Seiichi!
**[02:13] Destra**
Not bad.
**[02:34] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi!
**[02:41] Seiichi**
S-Saria...
**[02:44] Seiichi**
I'm coming for you!
**[02:51] Destra**
Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla.
**[03:01] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[03:03] Seiichi**
Wait!
**[03:14] Seiichi**
S-Saria!
**[03:38] Saria**
S-Seiichi...
**[03:41] Saria**
When I'm a gorilla...
**[03:43] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[03:44] Saria (Gorilla)**
Do you not like me?
**[03:59] Seiichi**
*H...*
**[04:01] Seiichi**
*How beautiful!*
**[04:02] Seiichi**
*Can I get my hopes up this time?!*
**[04:05] Artoria**
Seiichi, what's wrong?
**[04:07] Lulune**
Your face is all stiff.
**[04:10] Oliga**
Onii-chan, are you okay?
**[04:12] Saria**
Did you have a bad dream?
**[04:15] Seiichi**
A dream, huh?
**[04:19] Seiichi**
I'm fine, Saria.
**[04:23] Seiichi**
*What was that dream about?*
**[04:26] Barnabus**
Everyone, behold!
**[04:34] Lulune**
Thambuli!
**[04:36] Barnabus**
That's your new home!
**[04:39] Barnabus**
Barbador Magic Academy!
**[04:42] Saria**
Wow!
**[04:44] Saria**
Isn't this exciting, Seiichi?
**[04:46] Seiichi**
Yeah!
**[04:50] Seiichi**
* So this is where I'll*
* start my new second life.*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
**[06:48] Barnabus**
Come, come, I'll show you around.
**[06:50] Barnabus**
This way.
**[06:55] Saria**
I heard it creaking!
**[06:57] Oliga**
Wow!
**[06:58] Lulune**
What will they be feeding us here?
**[07:01] Artoria**
We're not here to play around!
**[07:07] Barnabus**
As the name suggests,
Barbador Magic Academy
**[07:10] Barnabus**
is where students seeking to
master magic have gathered,
**[07:14] Barnabus**
creating the world's leading magic city.
**[07:18] Saria**
There are all kinds of shops here.
**[07:21] Seiichi**
So it's not just an academy, then.
**[07:23] Lulune**
Master!
**[07:25] Lulune**
Look! They're selling bakudan, too!
***SIGN*** J
i
b
a
k
u
***SIGN*** B
a
k
u
d
a
n
***SIGN*** Delicious
**[07:30] Lulune**
*Delicious! Delicious!*
**[07:32] Seiichi**
You never change, Lulune.
**[07:35] Barnabus**
Hey!
**[07:36] Barnabus**
The entrance to the academy is over here!
**[07:40] Oliga**
Let's go!
**[07:41] Seiichi**
Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited?
**[07:41] Lulune**
Huh?! We're not eating?!
**[07:44] Artoria**
If you keep being a glutton,
you'll get left behind!
**[07:59] Kenji**
We're complete outcasts now.
**[08:02] Shouta**
Yeah.
**[08:03] Shouta**
Everyone here views those of us who were
summoned from another world as enemies.
**[08:09] Kenji**
Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do?
**[08:15] Kannazuki**
It's coming!
**[08:17] Kenji**
Huh? Wh-What's coming?
**[08:19] Kannazuki**
I'm not sure,
**[08:20] Kannazuki**
but I picked up a very nostalgic smell.
**[08:23] Shouta**
Huh? You mean...
**[08:25] Kannazuki**
It's Seiichi-kun!
**[08:27] Kenji**
Huh? Seiichi?
**[08:30] Kannazuki**
*Seiichi-kun, are you already close by?*
**[08:35] Barnabus**
Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you
**[08:37] Barnabus**
exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you.
**[08:41] Seiichi**
That's right.
**[08:42] Seiichi**
You only told me that you wanted
me to be a teacher here.
**[08:45] Barnabus**
Yes.
**[08:46] Barnabus**
Children of royalty and nobility
**[08:49] Barnabus**
from many different nations
come to this academy.
**[08:52] Barnabus**
Among them, we also have some
who are from another world.
**[08:57] Seiichi**
*Does he mean...*
**[09:04] Barnabus**
They enrolled as hero candidates
from the Kaiser Empire,
**[09:09] Barnabus**
but their latent abilities are so strong
**[09:13] Barnabus**
that they've been ostracized
by our current students,
**[09:15] Barnabus**
and there's no end to their quarrels.
**[09:20] Seiichi**
*That's how they're being treated?*
**[09:24] Barnabus**
However, we don't know how the
Kaiser Empire will respond
**[09:28] Barnabus**
if our academy punishes the hero candidates.
**[09:32] Barnabus**
So, Seiichi-kun...
**[09:33] Barnabus**
Bang! Your duty is to become the savior
who maintains order at this academy!
**[09:41] Seiichi**
Savior?!
**[09:50] Seiichi**
*Water...*
**[09:52] Saria**
Seiichi, you're so cool!
**[09:55] Seiichi**
You are already d—
**[09:57] Seiichi**
Would younger kids even get that one?
**[09:59] Telop**
*Ask your mother or father.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 304 l 0 304
***SIGN*** Ask
your
mother
or
father.
**[10:02] Barnabus**
So on that note, I'd like you to
train up talented students,
**[10:06] Barnabus**
ones capable of matching
the hero candidates!
**[10:09] Saria**
Good luck, Seiichi!
**[10:11] Seiichi**
I wonder if I'm capable of
something so ambitious.
**[10:15] Artoria**
So, what should we join this academy as?
**[10:19] Barnabus**
Don't worry.
**[10:21] Barnabus**
I've prepared the perfect posts
for you all at the academy!
**[10:25] Barnabus**
First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun,
**[10:29] Barnabus**
you'll be enrolling as students!
**[10:34] Saria**
What do you think, Seiichi?
**[10:36] Lulune**
Do we look good, Master?
**[10:38] Seiichi**
S-So cute!
**[10:38] Barnabus**
So cute!
**[10:40] Saria**
Hearing Seiichi compliment me
**[10:43] Saria**
makes my... my...
**[10:46] Saria (Gorilla)**
my heart feel like bursting!
**[10:48] Seiichi**
You're just bursting through your uniform!
**[10:51] Barnabus**
Next up, Artoria-kun...
**[10:55] Barnabus**
You'll be the Adventuring instructor
**[10:57] Barnabus**
who teaches students what every
adventurer needs to know!
**[11:02] Artoria**
Want to go adventuring with your teacher?
**[11:06] Barnabus**
Now, there's no resisting that!
**[11:10] Artoria**
Don't make me say weird things!
**[11:12] Barnabus**
Next, Oliga-kun...
**[11:15] Barnabus**
will be Seiichi-kun's assistant!
**[11:17] Oliga**
Professor, experiment with me!
**[11:21] Seiichi**
Moe!
**[11:22] Barnabus**
I will! I will!
**[11:24] Artoria**
Don't make Oliga do weird things, either!
**[11:28] Barnabus**
Blasting off!
**[11:32] Seiichi**
Salute, Barna-san!
**[11:37] Barnabus**
So anyway, everyone, do your best!
**[11:40] Saria**
Yes, sir!
**[11:42] Artoria**
Jeez.
**[11:43] Lulune**
Now, let's head to the cafeteria first!
**[11:46] Oliga**
You're eating again? You're such a glutton.
**[11:48] Lulune**
Glutton? That sounds yummy!
**[11:50] Seiichi**
*I'll be a teacher, huh?*
**[11:51] Artoria**
Would you two cut it out?!
**[11:53] Seiichi**
*You never know what will happen in life.*
**[11:57] Seiichi**
*I used to get bullied,*
**[12:00] Seiichi**
* but then I was suddenly*
* transported to this world,*
**[12:04] Seiichi**
* where I had a gorilla*
* challenge me to a fight,*
**[12:07] Seiichi**
*propose to me,*
**[12:10] Seiichi**
*and become my bride.*
**[12:12] Seiichi**
*Then I met lots of beautiful women,*
**[12:14] Seiichi**
*and before I knew it, I had it made.*
**[12:17] Seiichi**
*I fought a dark knight and a dragon.*
**[12:20] Seiichi**
*I got welcomed into an eccentric guild.*
**[12:22] (Flashback) Guscle**
...muscle!
**[12:27] Seiichi**
*I fought...*
**[12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk**
Shall we do it?
**[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm good!
**[12:33] Seiichi**
*...and fought.*
**[12:42] Seiichi**
So much stuff happened.
**[12:45] Seiichi**
When I get back, I'm re-watching last season.
**[12:49] Seiichi**
But all of that started
**[12:52] Seiichi**
when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution.
**[12:59] Seiichi**
It tasted awful.
**[13:01] Barnabus**
Now then, Seiichi-kun...
**[13:03] Barnabus**
Let's start by heading to Class F,
the class you'll be taking over.
**[13:07] Seiichi**
Class F?
**[13:10] Barnabus**
Yes.
**[13:11] Barnabus**
They're quite the collection
of problem children.
**[13:14] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[13:15] Seiichi**
Problem children?
**[13:17] Barnabus**
Please, use your talents to—
**[13:20] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[13:30] Beatrice**
You've finally returned, Principal?
**[13:32] Barnabus**
*Peel, peel...*
**[13:37] Seiichi**
*Huh?*
**[13:53] Artoria**
Who are you?
**[13:55] Barnabus**
B-B-B-Beatrice-kun...
**[13:58] Beatrice**
Principal!
**[13:59] Beatrice**
Where have you been wandering
**[14:01] Beatrice**
all this time, without
permission from us teachers?
**[14:04] Barnabus**
W-W-Well...
**[14:06] Beatrice**
There's a mountain of backed-up
paperwork that needs your attention.
**[14:12] Barnabus**
I-It's not what you think...
**[14:14] Beatrice**
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
**[14:16] Barnabus**
I was working for the good of the academy...
**[14:19] Beatrice**
Ah, for the academy?
**[14:21] Barnabus**
Yes! Exactly!
**[14:23] Beatrice**
If you truly care about this academy,
**[14:26] Beatrice**
please start going through the mountain
of backed-up paperwork before you.
**[14:29] Beatrice**
Be sure to go over every single
page before you sign them.
**[14:34] Barnabus**
Can I bounce them?
**[14:39] Beatrice**
Guilty!
**[14:50] Beatrice**
Now, let's get going.
**[14:52] Seiichi**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[14:55] Barnabus**
Mountain...
**[15:05] Seiichi**
U-Um...
**[15:09] Beatrice**
I'm sorry about all that.
**[15:12] Beatrice**
I'm the teacher formerly
in charge of Class F,
**[15:14] Beatrice**
Beatrice Rogner.
**[15:17] Seiichi**
Huh? Of Class F?
**[15:19] Beatrice**
Yes.
**[15:20] Beatrice**
The principal has instructed me to support
you as the class's assistant teacher.
**[15:27] Seiichi**
I-I see.
**[15:33] Beatrice**
Now, our new Adventuring
instructor, Artoria-sensei,
**[15:37] Beatrice**
and our new Class A student,
Lulune-san, head this way.
**[15:40] Lulune**
What?! I can't do that!
**[15:42] Lulune**
I am Master's servant!
**[15:44] Lulune**
I cannot be apart from my master!
**[15:47] Beatrice**
By the way, the cafeteria you
sought is located next to Class A.
**[15:52] Lulune**
The cafeteria!
**[15:56] Seiichi**
She's quick to change gears.
**[15:59] Artoria**
Later, Seiichi.
**[16:00] Artoria**
Let's both do our best.
**[16:02] Seiichi**
Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar.
**[16:05] Saria**
Later!
**[16:06] Beatrice**
Now, the rest of you, this way.
**[16:09] Seiichi**
Um...
**[16:11] Seiichi**
May I ask a question?
**[16:13] Beatrice**
What is it?
**[16:14] Seiichi**
You used to be in charge of Class F, right?
**[16:19] Seiichi**
A-Are you okay working with me?
***SIGN*** Psst
Psst
**[16:24] Whispers**
*Psst... Psst...*
**[16:24] Seiichi**
*Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have?*
**[16:27] Seiichi**
*Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?!*
**[16:29] Seiichi**
*Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked!*
**[16:33] Beatrice**
I...
**[16:37] Beatrice**
I wasn't able to help their talents bloom.
**[16:44] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[16:45] Beatrice**
It's wrong to call them problem children.
**[16:47] Beatrice**
They're all good children.
**[16:51] Beatrice**
No matter what anyone else says,
I have faith in them.
**[16:55] Beatrice**
Faith that there's amazing talent
lying within all of them.
**[17:01] Seiichi**
Beatrice-san...
**[17:03] Beatrice**
Also, if the principal has acknowledged you,
**[17:06] Beatrice**
I'm sure you can raise them
into wonderful students.
**[17:16] Seiichi**
I understand.
**[17:17] Seiichi**
I don't know how well I'll
meet your expectations,
**[17:20] Seiichi**
but I'll do my best.
**[17:21] Saria**
Don't worry, Beatrice-san!
**[17:24] Saria**
Seiichi is very kind!
**[17:26] Saria**
He'll definitely make a great teacher!
**[17:29] Oliga**
Yeah. Onii-chan is kind.
**[17:33] Beatrice**
Right!
**[17:41] Seiichi**
*That being said...*
**[17:43] Seiichi**
*I don't know if I can teach.*
**[17:46] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[17:48] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[17:49] Saria**
Do your best!
**[17:55] Seiichi**
All right, here I go!
**[18:02] Seiichi**
*C'mon, that's too cliché!*
**[18:04] Seiichi**
* And it's a wash basin,*
* not a blackboard eraser?!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 127 0 l 127 320 l 0 320
***SIGN*** Ask
your
grand-
mother
or
grand-
father.
**[18:06] Telop2**
* Ask your grandmother*
* and grandfather.*
**[18:10] Seiichi**
*It's all right!*
**[18:11] Seiichi**
* Even Beatrice-san said*
* they're all good kids!*
**[18:37] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[18:54] Seiichi**
*A-Are they...*
**[18:56] Seiichi**
*Are they r-really good kids?!*
**[19:18] Saria (Gorilla)**
All the students of Class F are super unique.
**[19:23] Saria (Gorilla)**
What will happen to Seiichi in the end?
**[19:27] Seiichi**
What the hell?!
**[19:42] Helio**
* Our goal is the resurrection*
* of the Great Devil.*
**[19:45] Helio**
*However,*
**[19:46] Helio**
* to achieve that, we need the negative*
* emotions of mankind's despair.*
**[19:52] Helio**
*Well, Kreis?*
**[19:54] Helio**
*How is it going?*
**[19:58] Kreis**
Our Great Devil Order has
devised a secret plan.
**[20:02] Helio**
*Oh? And that is?*
**[20:05] Kreis**
This time, we'll attack the
Barbador Magic Academy.
**[20:09] Helio**
*I see.*
**[20:11] Helio**
* So you'll take the lives of*
* VIPs from all over the world.*
**[20:15] Kreis**
It's an effective tactic, right?
**[20:18] Kreis**
And by contributing to the
Great Devil's resurrection,
**[20:21] Kreis**
I can prove my worth, as well.
**[20:31] Kreis**
Wh-What is this?!
**[20:38] Kreis**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[20:43] Demioros**
You look like a roasted pig.
**[20:46] Angrea**
What a pathetic little piglet.
**[20:49] Kreis**
You're Demioros!
**[20:51] Kreis**
And Angrea!
**[20:53] Kreis**
What do you think you're doing here?!
**[20:56] Demioros**
Nothing, really.
**[20:58] Demioros**
We'll be the ones heading
to Barbador Magic Academy.
**[21:02] Kreis**
Wh-What?!
**[21:04] Angrea**
We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig.
**[21:08] Kreis**
Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage!
**[21:11] Demioros**
There's no preparation needed.
**[21:13] Demioros**
Not if we go.
**[21:16] Angrea**
Then you'll be finished.
**[21:22] Demioros**
Well, there you have it.
**[21:24] Angrea**
Farewell, piglet.
**[21:27] Kreis**
W-Wait!
**[21:28] Kreis**
Please wait!
**[21:30] Kreis**
If you're going,
**[21:31] Kreis**
undo this before you leave!
**[21:35] Kreis**
Please!
**[21:39] Angrea**
I can't wait to see how the
students of that academy
**[21:44] Angrea**
will scream for me.
**[21:48] Demioros**
All for the Great Devil's resurrection.
**[23:35] Seiichi**
I finally start my job teaching classes!
**[23:38] Seiichi**
Or so I thought, but then the
students start hazing me!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
But even those students
harbor a serious problem!
**[23:43] Seiichi**
Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!"
***SIGN*** Next Time
Being a Teacher Is Tough!
**[23:45] Seiichi**
Let's all just get along!
# E2 - Being a Teacher is Tough
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ2PK4/being-a-teacher-is-tough)
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**[00:02] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi's party has arrived at Barbador
Magic Academy with great excitement.
**[00:07] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi and Artoria joined as teachers
**[00:10] Saria (Gorilla)**
while Saria and Lulune joined as students,
**[00:13] Saria (Gorilla)**
and Oliga joined as Seiichi's assistant.
**[00:17] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi was tasked with saving the academy,
**[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)**
and to that end, he was assigned to
take on Beatrice's class, Class F.
**[00:41] Saria (Gorilla)**
They were all incredibly unique students.
**[00:47] Saria (Gorilla)**
Will Seiichi be able to guide them properly?
**[00:51] Saria (Gorilla)**
What fate lies in stores for Seiichi?
**[01:07] Seiichi**
I-It's nice to m—
**[01:10] Agnos**
Who the hell are you, huh?!
**[01:13] Seiichi**
Y-You're too close.
**[01:15] Agnos**
What're you starin' at? You wanna go, huh?
**[01:19] Agnos**
Huh?!
**[01:21] Seiichi**
*Maybe I can't do this!*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
**[02:54] Agnos**
Don't you go ignoring me!
You screwing with me?!
***SIGN*** Being a Teacher Is Tough!
**[02:59] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun.
**[03:08] Agnos**
Boss Lady Beatrice!
**[03:16] Saria**
That had to hurt.
**[03:18] Agnos**
Boss Lady, not the corner!
**[03:22] Beatrice**
Please stop calling me that.
**[03:24] Beatrice**
Besides, the one you were
picking a fight with
**[03:26] Beatrice**
is the new teacher in charge of you all.
**[03:29] Agnos**
Wh-What?!
**[03:31] Agnos**
He's our new teacher?!
**[03:36] Seiichi**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:37] Agnos**
Why is a brat like him—
**[03:38] Agnos**
Brat! Brat!
**[03:42] Seiichi**
How many revolutions is he going for?!
***SIGN*** 10 Points
**[03:48] Beatrice**
Silence.
**[03:53] Beatrice**
As I've said, this is Seiichi-sensei,
the teacher who will be taking over for me,
**[03:59] Beatrice**
and his assistant, Oliga-san.
**[04:04] Seiichi**
Huh? There's only four?
**[04:07] Beatrice**
Class F has four students.
**[04:10] Seiichi**
Uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[04:15] Seiichi**
I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
**[04:17] Seiichi**
but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
**[04:21] Seiichi**
I-I hope we can get along.
**[04:23] Oliga**
I'm Oliga.
**[04:25] Oliga**
Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** C-Cat Ears ♥
**[04:29] Beatrice**
And this is Saria-san, who will
be joining Class F starting today.
**[04:34] Saria**
I'm Saria!
**[04:35] Saria**
I hope we can all be friends!
**[04:39] Agnos**
What? What's all this?!
**[04:41] Agnos**
Oh, man, you're seriously cute!
**[04:44] Agnos**
My heart's locked on to your eyes!
***SIGN*** That was dated!!
**[04:47] Agnos**
Wanna hit up a coffee
joint with me after this?!
***SIGN*** Who is this guy?!
**[04:51] Beatrice**
You there, be quiet!
**[04:53] Beatrice**
Now, please introduce yourselves.
**[04:56] Agnos**
Okay! I'll go first, then!
**[04:59] Agnos**
Name's Agnos Passion!
**[05:01] Agnos**
I'm 999-and-0 for fights won!
**[05:04] Agnos**
The nickname I've earned is
"The Terrifying Pompadour of Hell"!
***SIGN*** Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
**[05:09] Agnos**
Remember all that!
**[05:11] Saria**
Amazing!
**[05:13] Agnos**
R-Really?
**[05:14] Saria**
I'll go, too!
**[05:16] Saria (Gorilla)**
I'm Gorilla Saria!
***SIGN*** Gorilla Saria
***SIGN*** Gorilla Saria
**[05:24] Seiichi**
Th-That was magic! Just magic!
**[05:27] Oliga**
Exit stage left.
***SIGN*** I'm shocked!
**[05:32] Beatrice**
Okay, next.
**[05:35] Brud**
I'm Brud Lev Kaiser.
**[05:38] Seiichi**
Kaiser?
**[05:40] Brud**
You figured it out, eh?
**[05:41] Brud**
As you surmised, I am a
prince of the Kaiser Empire.
***SIGN*** Wise Prince
**[05:47] Brud**
Though my status is irrelevant
here at this academy.
**[05:51] Agnos**
Don't you go ignoring me!
**[05:54] Brud**
I thought you were knocked out.
**[05:55] Agnos**
I was just sleeping!
**[05:57] Brud**
Please remember that even though
I'm in the same class as him,
**[06:00] Brud**
I'm not on the same level.
**[06:01] Agnos**
Huh?! What'd you just say?!
**[06:04] Agnos**
Let's take it outside!
**[06:06] Brud**
I wouldn't mind that.
**[06:08] Seiichi**
C-Come on, you two.
**[06:13] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun, Brud-kun.
**[06:19] Seiichi**
Uh, next is...
**[06:32] Seiichi**
You've got nothing to say?!
**[06:35] Helen**
Helen Rosa.
**[06:38] Seiichi**
Wait, that's it?
***SIGN*** Twin Crimson Blades
***SIGN*** Twin Crimson Blades
**[06:43] Seiichi**
I knew there was more.
**[06:46] Seiichi**
Uh, last is...
***SIGN*** Quiet Beast
**[06:57] Seiichi**
Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Baird Lutra
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you!
**[07:05] Seiichi**
Wait, you can't talk?!
**[07:07] Saria**
So cute!
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you!
**[07:10] Seiichi**
Nope!
**[07:12] Seiichi**
No way! There's no way I can lead this class!
**[07:16] Seiichi**
Too bad!
***SIGN*** Kannazuki Karen
**[07:27] Kannazuki**
Where is he?
**[07:31] Kannazuki**
That way?!
**[07:32] Kannazuki**
Wait for me, Seiichi-kun!
**[07:40] Kannazuki**
Sorry!
**[07:41] Airi**
Ow...
**[07:43] Kannazuki**
Y-You're Seto Airi.
**[07:46] Airi**
Oh, Student Council President.
**[07:49] Airi**
What's the matter? Why the rush?
**[07:51] Kannazuki**
Oh, nothing.
**[07:52] Kannazuki**
I just caught a nostalgic smell.
**[07:55] Airi**
Huh? Do you mean...
**[07:57] Kannazuki**
Yeah, I'm sure of it!
**[07:59] Kannazuki**
It's Seiichi-kun's smell!
**[08:01] Airi**
Really?! So we can finally see Sei-chan!
**[08:04] Airi**
I'll look for him, too!
**[08:13] Kannazuki**
*Seiichi-kun...*
**[08:19] Beatrice**
Now, I'd like to return
your last herbalism test.
**[08:24] Agnos**
Bring it on!
**[08:27] Seiichi**
I haven't done anything
and I'm already exhausted.
**[08:31] Oliga**
Onii-chan, hang in there.
**[08:33] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun, 0.
**[08:35] Agnos**
Why?!
**[08:37] Beatrice**
What do you mean, "why"?!
**[08:39] Beatrice**
You answered "With Spirit"
for every question!
**[08:39] BGVoice(Agnos)**
*Spirit! Spirit! Spirit!*
**[08:41] Agnos**
But you can do anything
if you've got enough spirit!
**[08:46] Beatrice**
Next is Brud-kun.
**[08:48] Brud**
Hmph.
**[08:48] Beatrice**
Wonderful. 90.
**[08:51] Seiichi**
Wow, amazing.
**[08:53] Brud**
This much is to be expected.
**[08:57] Beatrice**
Baird-kun.
**[08:59] Beatrice**
95. You did very well.
**[09:03] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Artoria**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[09:06] (Flashback) Artoria**
These are mushrooms!
**[09:07] (Flashback) Artoria**
I told you to find medicinal herbs! Herbs!
**[09:12] Seiichi**
*So he's smart, despite his looks?*
**[09:15] Agnos**
Why did you get a good
grade while I got a 0?!
**[09:19] Agnos**
I can't accept this!
**[09:20] Brud**
Hmph. Obviously it's because
your answers were inappropriate.
**[09:24] Agnos**
What's that?! Let's take it outside!
***SIGN*** I'll send you packing!!
**[09:27] Brud**
I wouldn't mind that.
**[09:28] Agnos**
Oh, then let's go throw down!
**[09:28] Seiichi**
H-Hey, not again!
**[09:30] Agnos**
Come with me!
**[09:30] Brud**
Bring it, Pompadour.
**[09:36] Seiichi**
*Just how scary is Beatrice-san?*
**[09:38] Beatrice**
Helen scored 100.
**[09:40] Beatrice**
Impressive as usual.
**[09:42] Helen**
It's nothing.
**[09:43] Saria (Gorilla)**
Wow, you're all so smart!
**[09:49] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[09:51] Seiichi**
Uh, i-it's magic.
**[09:56] Agnos**
Sensei... Is it possible
to transform using magic?
**[09:59] Beatrice**
So it would appear.
**[10:03] Seiichi**
Please, Saria.
**[10:04] Seiichi**
The others aren't used to you yet,
so please stop turning into a gorilla.
**[10:08] Saria**
Okay!
**[10:09] Seiichi**
D-Do you really understand?
**[10:16] Seiichi**
Boobs—
**[10:18] Beatrice**
Um, Seiichi-sensei.
**[10:21] Seiichi**
Y-Yes?
**[10:23] Beatrice**
How about you observe the practical
abilities of these four as a special lesson?
**[10:30] Seiichi**
Practical abilities?
You mean real combat training?
**[10:34] Beatrice**
Yes.
**[10:35] Beatrice**
I think it would be best for you to
understand each student's strengths
**[10:39] Beatrice**
in order to guide them moving forward.
**[10:43] Seiichi**
That's certainly true.
**[10:45] Seiichi**
Very well.
**[10:47] Agnos**
A special lesson, huh?
***SIGN*** RUUUMBLE
***SIGN*** But first, commercials.
**[11:02] Agnos**
Anyway,
**[11:05] Agnos**
just who is this Seiichi bastard?
**[11:08] Brud**
I haven't the slightest idea.
**[11:10] Brud**
What do you think?
***SIGN*** Mystery
**[11:13] Brud**
So are you.
**[11:15] Helen**
Hey, you seem to be friendly
with that teacher.
**[11:19] Helen**
You know each other?
**[11:20] Saria**
We do.
**[11:22] Agnos**
Just what are you to him?
**[11:24] Saria**
Me? I'm Seiichi's wife!
**[11:27] Agnos**
Oh, his wife, huh?
**[11:31] All**
What?!
**[11:33] Brud**
Th-Then what about that Oliga girl?
**[11:36] Saria**
She's Seiichi's little sister.
**[11:38] Brud**
I-I see.
**[11:40] Helen**
You three came to this academy together?
**[11:43] Saria**
No, we also came with Seiichi's
girlfriend and servant.
**[11:47] Lulune**
Time to dig in!
**[11:48] Agnos**
What?!
**[11:50] Brud**
Girlfriend?!
**[11:51] Helen**
Servant?!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!
**[11:54] Saria**
Yeah! We all love Seiichi!
**[11:57] Agnos**
Damn him!
**[12:01] Agnos**
I'll kill him!
**[12:04] Saria**
What got into him?
**[12:06] Helen**
Hey, you're that teacher's wife, right?
**[12:10] Saria**
Yeah, that's right!
**[12:12] Helen**
Then tell us. Is he strong?
**[12:15] Saria**
He's super strong!
**[12:18] Helen**
I see.
**[12:26] Barnabus**
Well, Seiichi-kun?
**[12:28] Barnabus**
What's your impression
of the Class F students?
**[12:31] Seiichi**
Well, they're all very unique,
but not so much problem children.
**[12:36] Seiichi**
I'm a little relieved.
**[12:38] Oliga**
They're all funny.
**[12:40] Barnabus**
I see.
**[12:42] Barnabus**
However, Class F is just a bit
different from the other classes.
**[12:50] Seiichi**
Different how?
**[12:53] Barnabus**
Have you heard what the rest
of the academy calls them?
**[12:58] Seiichi**
No. I only arrived here recently.
**[13:01] Beatrice**
The Dropout Corps.
**[13:03] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[13:04] Beatrice**
The truth is...
**[13:06] Beatrice**
They're dealing with a major problem.
**[13:14] Agnos**
All right, let's do this!
**[13:17] Brud**
It's just us here?
**[13:18] Helen**
That's all the better, isn't it?
**[13:22] Agnos**
My bat's gonna bring the fire!
**[13:24] Helen**
Let's show him what we're made of.
**[13:27] Theobald**
Well, well, what are the dropouts doing here?
**[13:34] Agnos**
What'd you say?!
**[13:36] Theobald**
You plebeians shouldn't stand
on the same ground as me.
**[13:40] Theobald**
Or...
**[13:41] Theobald**
Are you suggesting that I ought to
breathe the same air as you fools?
**[13:46] Brud**
B-Brother...
**[13:48] Theobald**
My foolish younger brother, Brud...
**[13:50] Theobald**
This class is perfect for a failure like you.
**[13:53] Agnos**
You keep shootin' off that mouth,
**[13:55] Agnos**
so you must be prepared for the
consequences, right? Huh, huh, huh?!
**[13:58] Theobald**
S-Space!
**[13:59] Brud**
Stop it, Agnos!
**[14:01] Agnos**
How do you expect me to stay quiet
when he's insulting us like this?!
**[14:04] Agnos**
I'll kill you!
**[14:06] Agnos**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[14:07] Agnos**
Let me go, damn it!
**[14:10] Theobald**
Amusing.
**[14:11] Theobald**
Then let me show you the difference
between Class S and you dropouts.
**[14:17] Saria**
Class S?
**[14:18] Helen**
Yes. The top class in this academy.
**[14:22] Theobald**
Any who defy me, Theobald Tera Kaiser,
the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
**[14:27] Theobald**
will be crushed.
**[14:33] Theobald**
Oh? You had such a beauty with you?
**[14:37] Saria**
Huh?
**[14:39] Theobald**
What is your name?
**[14:41] Saria**
Me? I'm Saria!
**[14:42] Theobald**
Rejoice, Saria.
**[14:44] Theobald**
I hereby make you my woman.
**[14:48] Saria**
Oh?
**[14:49] Saria**
I'm sorry! I'm already in love with Seiichi!
**[14:57] Theobald**
Did I mishear?
Are you rejecting my invitation?
**[15:01] Saria**
Yeah, can't do it!
**[15:02] Saria**
I love Seiichi!
**[15:08] Theobald**
I-Impossible!
**[15:09] Theobald**
There's no man better than me...
**[15:12] Saria**
Seiichi is way cooler than you!
**[15:16] Saria**
He's also very strong!
**[15:18] Theobald**
How dare you?!
**[15:26] Theobald**
Why are you laughing?!
**[15:28] Theobald**
You dare mock the next
Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
**[15:31] Theobald**
and you think you can get away with it?!
**[15:36] Theobald**
Saria, I shall grant you one
more chance. Become my—
**[15:40] Saira**
Can't!
**[15:55] Theobald**
I'll let you off...
**[15:56] Theobald**
for today.
**[15:58] Agnos**
You running away?!
**[16:01] Theobald**
Don't push your luck.
**[16:03] Theobald**
I've just decided to bury you all
in the upcoming class competition.
**[16:07] Agnos**
Class competition?!
**[16:09] Theobald**
Do look forward to it.
**[16:12] Brud**
Brother...
**[16:15] Agnos**
How long are you gonna keep holding me?!
**[16:17] Agnos**
Let me down already!
**[16:22] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[16:26] Seiichi**
Oh, there you are.
**[16:27] Seiichi**
Sorry I'm late!
**[16:29] Theobald**
*Seiichi?! So he's...*
**[16:33] Agnos**
Hey! You're late!
**[16:35] Seiichi**
Well, Barna-san's...
**[16:36] Seiichi**
Er, the headmaster just
kept ad-libbing on and on.
**[16:41] Seiichi**
I wound up really late.
**[16:45] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[16:46] Beatrice**
Did something happen?
**[16:48] Agnos**
Nothing in particular.
**[16:51] Helen**
Would you start our special lesson already?
**[16:53] Seiichi**
R-Right.
**[17:00] Seiichi**
All right, then, could you
all show me your skills?
**[17:05] Beatrice**
I'll leave the rest to you, Sensei.
**[17:07] Seiichi**
Understood.
**[17:10] Seiichi**
Oh, I won't use magic, so don't worry.
**[17:15] Agnos**
Then your first opponent will be—
**[17:18] Helen**
Me.
**[17:19] Agnos**
Hey, Helen!
**[17:21] Agnos**
You back... off... and...
**[17:24] Agnos**
And go on ahead.
I'm so cool, letting you go first!
**[17:35] Seiichi**
S-Sounds good.
**[17:36] Helen**
You won't use magic?
Are you underestimating us?
**[17:40] Seiichi**
Huh? No, it's not like that.
**[17:44] Helen**
We're the ones assessing *your* abilities.
**[17:52] Seiichi**
In that case...
**[17:57] Helen**
Let's find out...
**[17:59] Helen**
if your strength is the real deal!
**[18:16] Seiichi**
Th-That's incredible intensity.
**[18:18] Seiichi**
But why is she so mad at me?!
**[18:20] Seiichi**
What did I do?!
**[18:26] Saria (Gorilla)**
Helen attacks Seiichi with incredible hatred.
**[18:29] Saria (Gorilla)**
What is going to happen to Seiichi?
**[18:33] Saria (Gorilla)**
And what is this major problem
the students of Class F have?!
**[18:47] Angrea**
Say, care for a match?
**[18:49] Angrea**
Shall we see who can kill more
students of Barbador Magic Academy?
**[18:53] Demioros**
Sounds great.
**[18:55] Demioros**
It's been a while, too,
**[18:57] Demioros**
since I last saw your strength
as the "Murder Princess."
**[19:00] Angrea**
I, too, look forward to enjoying
**[19:03] Angrea**
your power of "Deliverance."
**[19:06] Angrea**
But what a shame.
**[19:08] Angrea**
I doubt you'll have a chance to do anything.
**[19:11] Angrea**
I'll take care of all the brats at
Barbador Magic Academy with my magic.
**[19:16] Demioros**
Hey, now, it won't go that easily.
**[19:20] Demioros**
They have lots of mages in there.
**[19:23] Demioros**
That old man known as
the Holy Mage, Barnabus...
**[19:27] Demioros**
You shouldn't take him lightly.
**[19:29] Angrea**
Oh, my! There's an old man like that there?
**[19:33] Angrea**
Now my heart is racing with excitement.
**[19:35] Angrea**
I wonder what kind of terror
and despair he'll show me.
**[19:39] Demioros**
It's thrilling, isn't it?
**[19:41] Angrea**
I'm sure the Great Devil will be delighted.
**[21:25] Eris**
Greetings, everyone.
**[21:26] Guscle**
Now, time for the main story to begin!
**[21:29] Guscle**
In this segment, I, Guscle,
the Master of the Adventurer's Guild...
**[21:32] Eris**
And I, Eris, will provide you with even
more information to enjoy the story.
**[21:37] Guscle**
We call it...
**[21:38] Guscle**
"A Lecture on International Relations
That Even a Meathead Can Understand!"
**[21:42] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[21:48] Eris**
First up is Barbador.
***SIGN*** Barbador Magic Academy
**[21:50] Guscle**
Bam!
**[21:52] Eris**
As the name suggests, this is where
Barbador Magic Academy is located.
**[21:55] Guscle**
Barbador!
**[21:56] Eris**
This a neutral region that armed
forces aren't allowed to enter.
**[21:59] Guscle**
Barbador!
**[22:01] Guscle**
Peace!
***SIGN*** Wimberg Kingdom
**[22:05] Eris**
Next is the Wimberg Kingdom.
**[22:08] Eris**
As you know, this is the land Seiichi-san
resided in during the last season,
**[22:11] Eris**
and it's the nation with
our Adventurer's Guild.
**[22:14] Guscle**
That takes me back, Seiichi!
**[22:16] Guscle**
Saria! Let's arm wrestle again!
**[22:18] Guscle**
Armuscle!
***SIGN*** Demon Kingdom
**[22:20] Eris**
Next is the Demon Kingdom.
**[22:22] Eris**
This is the nation governed by
the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia...
**[22:25] Guscle**
Oh, Lutia!
**[22:26] Eris**
And while it seems to want an
alliance with the Wimberg Kingdom,
**[22:27] Guscle**
Lutia!
**[22:29] Eris**
it's worth being cautious of
how they'll act in the future.
**[22:30] Guscle**
Lutia!
**[22:32] Guscle**
Be cautious!
***SIGN*** Kaiser Empire
**[22:38] Eris**
Next is the Kaiser Empire.
**[22:40] Guscle**
Kaiser!
**[22:41] Eris**
This is an aggressive nation
plotting world domination.
**[22:42] Guscle**
Kaiser!
**[22:44] Eris**
The hero candidates they summoned
were sent to Barbador Magic Academy
**[22:45] Guscle**
Kaiser!
**[22:47] Eris**
as part of a plot by its advisor, Helio.
**[22:49] Guscle**
Dangerous!
***SIGN*** Valsha Empire
**[22:53] Eris**
And next is the Valsha Empire.
**[22:56] Guscle**
Valsha, Valsha...
**[22:57] Eris**
It's a nation ruled by an empress.
**[22:59] Guscle**
Valsha, Valsha, Valsha!
**[23:00] Eris**
They're currently fending off an
invasion from the Kaiser Empire.
**[23:03] Guscle**
Valsha...
**[23:04] Eris**
It's all right, Guscle.
**[23:06] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[23:08] Eris**
Finally, we have the Great Devil Order.
**[23:10] Guscle**
They're a secret cult acting in the
shadows to resurrect the Great Devil.
**[23:13] Guscle**
One of their leaders, Kreis,
works in the Demon Kingdom.
**[23:16] Guscle**
They're a bunch of villains trying
to plunge the world into chaos!
**[23:19] Eris**
That was my line!
**[23:21] Guscle**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** Valsha Empire
***SIGN*** Wimberg Kingdom
***SIGN*** Invading
***SIGN*** Kaiser Empire
***SIGN*** Demon Kingdom
***SIGN*** Barbador Magic Academy
***SIGN*** Neutral
***SIGN*** Alliance
**[23:25] Eris**
Keep an eye on how these nations
react to one another in the future.
**[23:29] Guscle**
Three! Two! One!
**[23:31] Guscle**
Muscle, muscle!
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[23:36] Seiichi**
Hey! What is with this
young delinquent blonde girl?!
**[23:39] Seiichi**
She suddenly tried to slice into her teacher!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Calm down, you fool!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Seiichi vs. Class F
**[23:43] Seiichi**
Next time, "Seiichi vs. Class F."
**[23:45] Seiichi**
None of you are rotten oranges!
# E3 - Seiichi vs. Class F
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4M8QK/seiichi-vs-class-f)
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**[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi has become the teacher in charge
of Class F at Barbador Magic Academy.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
**[00:11] (Flashback) Seiichi**
but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
**[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)**
Awaiting him was a
delinquent with a nail bat,
***SIGN*** Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
***SIGN*** Quiet Beast
**[00:18] Saria (Gorilla)**
a macho man wearing a bear head,
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you!
**[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)**
a prince,
***SIGN*** Wise Prince
**[00:24] Saria (Gorilla)**
and a blonde tsundere girl.
***SIGN*** Twin Crimson Blades
***SIGN*** Twin Crimson Blades
**[00:27] Saria (Gorilla)**
All four were very eccentric students.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh? There's only four?
**[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)**
He decided to hold a
mock battle right away
**[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)**
to assess the abilities of his students.
**[00:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
In that case...
**[00:43] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi's first opponent was Helen,
who made her hatred for him clear.
**[00:55] Saria (Gorilla)**
What fate awaits Seiichi?
**[01:07] Helen**
You won't use magic?
**[01:09] Helen**
"Don't worry"?
**[01:11] Helen**
Are you underestimating us?
**[01:14] Seiichi**
No, it's not like that.
**[01:18] Beatrice**
Helen-san...
**[01:19] Helen**
We're the ones assessing *your* abilities.
**[01:22] Helen**
Let's find out...
**[01:25] Helen**
if your strength is the real deal!
**[01:29] Seiichi**
H-Hey! You're way too mad at me!
**[01:32] Saria**
Fight, Seiichi!
**[01:35] Oliga**
Onii-chan, good luck!
**[01:37] Agnos**
Tsk! Go ahead and embarrass yourself in
front of your wife and little sister!
**[01:41] Agnos**
You damn playboy!
**[01:44] Seiichi**
*Oh, well. I can't let myself get hurt.*
**[01:55] Seiichi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Seiichi vs. Class F
**[03:33] Agnos**
Serves you right!
**[03:35] Saria**
Seiichi?
**[03:37] Oliga**
Onii-chan?
**[03:40] Brud**
Impressive, Helen.
**[03:42] Brud**
Your title of "Twin Crimson Blades"
isn't just for show.
**[03:45] Helen**
See? Why not use your magic already?
**[03:48] Agnos**
Get him in one go, Helen!
**[03:52] Helen**
This ends it!
**[03:53] Helen**
Ultimate Skill:
**[03:55] Helen**
Twin Fang Thrust!
***SIGN*** Twin Fang Thrust
***SIGN*** Twin Fang Thrust
**[04:00] Helen**
Huh? H-Huh?!
**[04:11] Helen**
*What's going on?!*
**[04:13] Helen**
* The moment I thought my attack*
* landed, I was flung into the air?!*
**[04:17] Helen**
H-Hey, put me down already!
***SIGN*** For real?!
**[04:22] Agnos**
He's fast.
**[04:26] Helen**
What are you doing, you lecher?!
**[04:32] Helen**
You pervert!
**[04:39] Oliga**
Onii-chan?!
**[04:40] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[04:41] Seiichi**
Sniffle, sniffle...
**[04:47] Agnos**
Serves you right!
**[04:48] Agnos**
I'm your next opponent!
**[04:51] Brud**
Wait!
**[04:52] Agnos**
Huh?
**[04:54] Brud**
Do you mind a three-on-one?
**[04:56] Agnos**
Huh?! What the hell are you saying?!
**[04:58] Seiichi**
I don't particularly mind.
**[05:01] Agnos**
Hey!
**[05:02] Agnos**
Quit screwing with me!
**[05:04] Agnos**
I'll start by taking you out, man!
**[05:06] Brud**
Could we have a moment?
**[05:09] Seiichi**
Yeah, sure.
**[05:13] Agnos**
I know that much!
**[05:15] Brud**
Then let's go with that.
**[05:18] Agnos**
Don't order me around!
**[05:19] Brud**
Shut up.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Beatrice**
What do you mean, "why"?!
***SIGN*** With spirit
**[05:22] (Flashback) Agnos**
Spirit!
**[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Wow, amazing.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Helen**
It's nothing.
**[05:26] (Flashback) Agnos**
Let's take it outside!
***SIGN*** I'll send you packing!!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Brud**
I wouldn't mind that!
**[05:29] Seiichi**
* They've always been on bad terms.*
* Will their teamwork be okay?*
**[05:34] Brud**
We're sorry for the wait.
**[05:36] Agnos**
Hey! You newb teacher!
**[05:38] Agnos**
Don't you go taking advantage of
the moment to grope Helen's tits!
**[05:43] Agnos**
I'll crush your head like a tomato and—
**[05:45] Seiichi**
Close, close!
**[05:47] Seiichi**
Too close!
**[05:53] Agnos**
Here I come!
**[05:59] Agnos**
Quit dartin' around!
**[06:21] Brud**
Baird!
**[06:23] Brud**
Agnos!
**[06:30] Brud**
I got you!
**[06:41] Seiichi**
Air Thrust!
**[06:43] Seiichi**
Flash Fist!
**[06:44] Agnos**
How?!
**[06:46] Agnos**
How in the hell?!
**[06:47] Agnos**
Damn it!
**[07:00] Barnabus**
What's that?
**[07:16] Oliga**
You did it!
**[07:17] Oliga**
You won, Onii-chan!
**[07:19] Saria**
Good work.
**[07:22] Agnos**
Damn it!
**[07:23] Agnos**
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
**[07:28] Agnos**
Are we really failures for
not being able to use magic?!
**[07:35] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun...
**[07:38] Agnos**
If we had magic...
**[07:40] Agnos**
If we had magic we could use,
we wouldn't have...
**[07:45] Agnos**
If we had magic...
**[07:46] Agnos**
If we had magic we could use...
**[07:49] Agnos**
We wouldn't get beat up...
**[07:51] Agnos**
like we're all useless shit!
**[07:59] Seiichi**
*Skill: World Vision.*
**[08:07] Status**
* Status error. Rejection of*
* magic activation detected.*
**[08:15] Seiichi**
*Rejection?*
**[08:17] Status**
* Some condition is preventing*
* the activation of magic.*
**[08:32] (Flashback) Beatrice**
The truth is...
**[08:34] (Flashback) Beatrice**
They're dealing with a major problem.
**[08:38] (Flashback) Beatrice**
They can't use magic.
**[08:42] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[08:43] (Flashback) Beatrice**
No matter how much effort Class F has put
into it, they've been unable to use magic.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Beatrice**
Because of that, they've been ostracized
by the other students who can.
**[08:58] Seiichi**
*They've lost hope in their future.*
**[09:04] Seiichi**
* They can't use any magic here,*
* in this place for learning magic.*
**[09:10] Seiichi**
* Just how much have they*
* suffered because of that?*
**[09:15] Seiichi**
*Just how hard has that been on them?*
***SIGN*** Smelly
***SIGN*** Creep
***SIGN*** Fatty
***SIGN*** Idiot
**[09:21] Seiichi**
*I was constantly bullied at school.*
**[09:24] Seiichi**
*I had no place I could call my own.*
**[09:28] Seiichi**
* But I've managed to meet all kinds*
* of people here in this world,*
**[09:31] Seiichi**
*and they've saved me.*
**[09:34] Seiichi**
*So this time...*
**[09:40] Seiichi**
It's my turn to save you all!
**[09:45] Agnos**
You say it like it's so easy!
**[09:47] Agnos**
There's no way you can do that!
**[09:56] Seiichi**
I'll prove that Beatrice-sensei's students
are actually capable of using magic.
**[10:03] Beatrice**
Seiichi-sensei...
**[10:11] Seiichi**
*If I can just free these students*
**[10:14] Seiichi**
*from the chains binding them...*
**[10:22] Seiichi**
*Free them...*
**[10:23] Seiichi**
*Free them...*
**[10:25] Seiichi**
*Meaning...*
**[10:27] Seiichi**
*Liberate them...*
**[10:28] Seiichi**
*Hmm? Liberation?*
**[10:31] Seiichi**
*Huh? Didn't I already...*
**[10:38] Status**
*Skill: Lin—*
**[10:40] Lincoln**
It's been a while!
**[10:42] Seiichi**
You again?!
**[10:44] Lincoln**
But first, commercials!
**[10:47] Seiichi**
Those who don't understand, watch season 1!
**[10:56] Seiichi**
*Let's think about this in simpler terms.*
**[10:59] Seiichi**
* I just need to make these*
* kids able to use magic.*
**[11:13] Seiichi**
*I've got it!*
**[11:15] Status**
* Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching*
* Failures in Another World.*
**[11:21] Status**
* But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their*
* Students, Then What Are Teachers For?*
**[11:28] Status**
* I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic*
* if I Confront Them Physically!*
**[11:32] Status**
*Or So I Thought,*
**[11:33] Status**
* Before Some Mysterious Power Really*
* Let Them Activate Magic" activated.*
**[11:39] Seiichi**
Huh?! Say what?!
***SIGN*** Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching Failures in Another World.
***SIGN*** Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching
Failures in Another World.
***SIGN*** But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students, Then What Are Teachers For?
**[11:50] Seiichi**
Enough!
***SIGN*** But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students,
Then What Are Teachers For?
***SIGN*** I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
***SIGN*** I'm Sure They'll Be Able to
Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
**[11:57] Seiichi**
Long! Too long!
***SIGN*** Or So I Thought,
***SIGN*** Or So I Thought, Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic"
***SIGN*** Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic."
**[12:02] Seiichi**
Sounds like narration!
**[12:04] Agnos**
Wh-What?!
**[12:10] Helen**
It's hot!
**[12:23] Helen**
It feels like power is
welling up within me...
**[12:26] Helen**
*Could it work now?!*
**[12:30] Helen**
Spirits governing fire!
**[12:32] Helen**
Feast upon my mana...
**[12:38] Helen**
and display your power before me!
**[12:49] Helen**
Fire!
**[12:53] Helen**
*It's...*
**[12:54] Helen**
*I actually...*
**[12:55] Agnos**
Whoa! You did it, Helen!
**[13:07] Brud**
I think... I can produce it, too!
***SIGN*** Want to do it?!
***SIGN*** The water thing~
**[13:20] Brud**
Water, water, water magic,
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** gi
***SIGN*** c
**[13:23] Brud**
Fall! Fall! Disaster!
**[13:27] Brud**
Activate magic the very same day!
**[13:31] Brud**
Fall!
**[13:32] Brud**
Right now, Fall Disaster!
***SIGN*** Want to do it?!
The water thing~
**[13:38] Brud**
Huh?
**[13:44] Seiichi**
Huh? This seems familiar.
***SIGN*** Déjà vu
***SIGN*** Déjà vu.
**[13:50] Brud**
No way!
**[13:53] Brud**
I did it!
**[13:54] Agnos**
Then me, too!
***SIGN*** I leave it to you!
**[13:57] Agnos**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Fire
**[13:59] Agnos**
"Fire"?
**[14:00] Agnos**
So short!
**[14:01] Agnos**
Will that actually produce it?
**[14:04] Agnos**
Fire?
**[14:07] Agnos**
This is great!
**[14:11] Seiichi**
Good for you, but your head!
**[14:13] Saria**
You're all so amazing!
**[14:15] Oliga**
Well done, Funny Hair.
**[14:18] Agnos**
Yeah! Thanks, lady!
***SIGN*** Fire
**[14:21] Seiichi**
No, seriously! Your head!
**[14:22] Agnos**
Huh? My head?
***SIGN*** Fire
**[14:25] Agnos**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[14:27] Brud**
Fall Disaster!
**[14:34] Agnos**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** LOL
**[14:52] Three**
We did it!
**[14:55] Agnos**
We did it, damn it!
**[14:57] Brud**
We can do it if we try!
***SIGN*** LOL
**[14:58] Agnos**
For real?!
**[15:00] Agnos**
This isn't a dream, right?!
**[15:02] Agnos**
It's not a dream, right?!
**[15:02] Beatrice**
Am I dreaming right now?
**[15:04] Agnos**
Is this real?
**[15:05] Agnos**
I can't believe we can use magic!
**[15:10] Helen**
Um...
**[15:11] Agnos**
You're awesome!
**[15:13] Agnos**
Let me call you Seiichi Boss Man!
**[15:16] Seiichi**
All I did
**[15:18] Seiichi**
was help you draw out
the power you possessed.
***SIGN*** Thank You
**[15:22] Brud**
Thank you very much, Seiichi-sensei.
**[15:27] Brud**
From here on out, we shall hone our
ability to use magic even more!
**[15:32] Agnos**
Hey! You guys!
**[15:34] Agnos**
We won't let them call
Class F failures anymore!
**[15:37] Brud**
Yeah!
**[15:38] Saria**
You did it, Seiichi!
**[15:38] Agnos**
Boss Man! Please teach me water magic, too!
**[15:40] Oliga**
Onii-chan.
**[15:42] Seiichi**
Enough with the "Boss Man."
**[15:42] Agnos**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[15:44] Agnos**
Boss Man! Boss Man!
**[15:44] Seiichi**
Okay, I get it...
**[15:46] Helen**
*Not bad.*
**[15:55] Artoria**
There are so many things to
remember when you're a teacher.
**[15:59] Artoria**
This is bad.
**[16:00] Artoria**
Reading is making me sleepy.
**[16:08] Kannazuki**
This smell...
**[16:10] Kannazuki**
It's great!
**[16:12] Artoria**
What is your problem?!
**[16:14] Kannazuki**
Why did I feel like you had a great smell?
**[16:17] Kannazuki**
Oh, I know!
**[16:18] Kannazuki**
Because it's the smell he has!
**[16:21] Kannazuki**
Why?!
**[16:22] Kannazuki**
Why are you giving off
his wild, beastly smell?!
**[16:26] Artoria**
Hey!
**[16:27] Artoria**
Stop it!
**[16:31] Kannazuki**
*Seiichi-kun...*
**[16:33] Kannazuki**
*Are you possibly nearby?*
**[16:44] Lulune**
It's been a while since I had bakudan!
**[16:47] Lulune**
The way the meat juice bursts out...
**[16:51] Lulune**
It's so deliciously good!
**[16:56] Lulune**
Now that I think about it, this was the
first meal my master treated me to, as well.
**[17:02] Kannazuki**
Sniff, sniff.
**[17:06] Kannazuki**
This smell is also unmistakably his.
**[17:09] Kannazuki**
Why?
**[17:10] Kannazuki**
Why is this smell coming from
your back, waist, and buttocks?!
**[17:16] Kannazuki**
Why from your back?
**[17:16] Lulune**
Your breath on my neck...
**[17:19] Lulune**
tickles!
**[17:19] Kannazuki**
Why does it span your back to your waist?
**[17:20] Lulune**
Hey!
**[17:22] Lulune**
S-Stop it!
**[17:24] Kannazuki**
Why do you have this smell?!
**[17:27] Lulune**
Who are you?!
**[17:36] Beatrice**
The cafeteria food here
is quite highly rated.
**[17:39] Saria**
It looks good!
**[17:41] Seiichi**
There's such a variety!
**[17:45] Artoria**
This is incredible.
**[17:47] Lulune**
Master, they all taste amazing!
**[17:51] Artoria**
Don't talk while eating.
**[17:53] Artoria**
You never change at all.
**[17:56] Oliga**
Glutton.
**[17:57] Lulune**
I wouldn't have the energy
I need if I didn't eat.
**[17:59] Seiichi**
That's bad manners. And we can't
understand what you're saying.
**[18:02] Saria**
Is it good?
**[18:02] Seiichi**
It's not all for you, Lulune.
**[18:05] Oliga**
You can't monopolize it.
**[18:06] Beatrice**
Lulune-san!
**[18:09] Beatrice**
Please behave properly as
a student of this academy!
**[18:12] Oliga**
Bad!
**[18:15] Kannazuki**
You're... Seiichi-kun?
**[18:25] Seiichi**
Are you...
**[18:28] Artoria**
You're...
**[18:28] Lulune**
That woman!
**[18:28] Beatrice**
I'm still talking!
**[18:32] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai?
**[18:39] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun!
**[18:44] Kannazuki**
I finally found you!
***SIGN*** Uwaaaaaaaah
**[18:55] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi and Kannazuki are finally reunited.
**[18:59] Saria (Gorilla)**
Though his wife, girlfriend, servant,
**[19:02] Saria (Gorilla)**
and little sister happened
to be there at the same time!
**[19:05] Saria (Gorilla)**
I sense pandemonium!
**[19:07] Saria (Gorilla)**
What fate awaits Seiichi?
**[19:17] Demioros**
Look. Over there.
**[19:21] Angrea**
So that's Barbador Magic Academy?
**[19:34] Demioros**
They even have the nerve
to put a barrier around it?
**[19:38] Angrea**
How futile.
**[19:42] Angrea**
My, it's sturdy.
**[19:44] Guard**
Hey! You there!
**[19:46] Guard2**
What are you doing?!
**[19:48] Angrea**
Could you please open this gate for us?
**[19:50] Angrea**
We have important business to attend to.
**[19:52] Guard**
Answer the question!
**[19:54] Guard**
You can't just pass that off as a joke!
**[19:56] Angrea**
Please open the gate and let us in.
**[20:04] Guard2**
Hey! What's wrong with you?!
**[20:05] Angrea**
You, too, please.
**[20:11] Demioros**
Your power sure helps in moments like these.
**[20:14] Demioros**
Makes it easy.
**[20:24] Angrea**
Now, let's get going.
**[20:26] Demioros**
Yeah.
**[20:27] Demioros**
I sure wish I had some
teleportation magic already.
**[20:30] Angrea**
Indeed.
**[22:07] Three**
Ding-dong, dang-dong.
**[22:12] Seiichi**
Introduce yourselves to
everyone watching at home!
**[22:15] Three**
Right.
**[22:15] Three**
Yo!
**[22:15] Three**
Sure.
**[22:17] Beatrice**
I can't believe Agnos-kun
is raising his hand!
**[22:21] Seiichi**
Okay, then, Agnos.
**[22:22] Agnos**
Hey! I'm Agnos!
**[22:24] Agnos**
My favorite word is "spirit"! Nice to meet you!
**[22:27] Seiichi**
I'm glad you're so full of energy!
**[22:28] Seiichi**
Next is Baird!
***SIGN*** Baird Lutra
Nice to meet you!
**[22:31] Seiichi**
Short and simple!
**[22:33] Seiichi**
Okay, Helen!
**[22:35] Seiichi**
Helen-san? Helen-san?
**[22:36] Helen**
Sheesh! I'm Helen Rosa!
**[22:38] Helen**
My favorite thing is flowers.
**[22:40] Helen**
I loathe Theobald!
**[22:42] Helen**
Nice to meet you.
**[22:44] Seiichi**
Last is Brud!
**[22:45] Brud**
Yes, I'm Brud.
**[22:47] Brud**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[22:48] Seiichi**
So normal!
**[22:49] Brud**
Huh?
**[22:50] Beatrice**
Now, Seiichi-sensei,
**[22:51] Beatrice**
let's get class started!
**[22:53] Seiichi**
Yes! Okay, everyone!
**[22:55] Seiichi**
Do you know what effect this herb has?
**[22:57] Agnos**
Me, me, me, me!
**[22:59] Seiichi**
Agnos!
**[22:59] Agnos**
It restores youth!
**[23:01] Beatrice**
Guilty!
**[23:02] Agnos**
Gufire!
***SIGN*** Fire?
**[23:04] Seiichi**
No way! Even an accidental "Fire"
from his scream is enough?!
**[23:06] Seiichi**
Oh, no, this is bad!
**[23:09] Beatrice**
This is Charm Weed.
**[23:12] Beatrice**
Breathing in its smoke makes you fall
in love with whoever's holding it.
**[23:18] Agnos**
Boss Man! I love you!
**[23:21] Brud**
I will be yours.
**[23:23] Helen**
I love you!
**[23:24] Beatrice**
Oh, how could I?! We're both teachers!
**[23:27] Beatrice**
Guilty...
**[23:29] Agnos**
Boss Man, I love you!
***SIGN*** Class Dismissed
**[23:32] Seiichi**
Class dismissed!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
It's been so long, Kannazuki-senpai.
**[23:37] Seiichi**
Huh?! Why are your
nostrils flaring so hard?!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
The guy I was before
evolving will show up, too?
**[23:42] Seiichi**
Why?! What's going on?!
**[23:44] Seiichi**
Next time, "Reunited With Kannazuki Karen"!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Reunited With Kannazuki Karen
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Nanjourno!
# E4 - Reunited with Kannazuki Karen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2V4N4/reunited-with-kannazuki-karen)
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***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Reunited with Kannazuki Karen
**[01:44] Seiichi**
Wha... K-Kannazuki-senpai?!
**[01:47] Kannazuki**
This nostalgic smell...
**[01:50] Kannazuki**
You may have changed
appearances, Seiichi-kun,
**[01:53] Kannazuki**
but you're still you.
**[01:55] Seiichi**
Uh, um...
**[01:57] Artoria**
Care to explain this, Seiichi?
**[02:01] Artoria**
You already have me and Saria.
**[02:04] Seiichi**
Hey! W-Wait!
**[02:06] Artoria**
No excuses!
**[02:09] Seiichi**
Y-You've got the wrong idea, Ar!
**[02:10] Artoria**
Like I'd allow a fifth or a sixth time!
**[02:13] Beatrice**
Teachers, please stop it!
**[02:15] Beatrice**
Stop this at once!
***SIGN*** Beat Up
**[02:19] Kannazuki**
I'm so glad to see you're safe.
**[02:22] Seiichi**
I'm not safe at all, though.
**[02:25] Beatrice**
Behaving like that at school is a big problem!
**[02:28] Artoria**
But—
**[02:28] Beatrice**
Please be more careful from now on!
**[02:29] Kannazuki**
I sensed you nearby for a while.
**[02:31] Kannazuki**
I'm so glad you're all right.
**[02:35] Seiichi**
Senpai... huh?
**[02:41] Kannazuki**
I smell women.
**[02:42] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[02:43] Kannazuki**
I smell women on you.
**[02:45] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[02:46] Kannazuki**
I smell that sweat!
You're flustered, aren't you?
**[02:50] Seiichi**
You sure have a keen nose!
**[02:52] Kannazuki**
I thought it was odd back then!
**[02:54] Kannazuki**
Why do I smell Seiichi-kun on you all?
**[02:57] Kannazuki**
Why do I smell you all on Seiichi-kun?
**[03:00] Kannazuki**
Depending on your answer,
you won't get off easily!
**[03:03] Artoria**
Oh? Now this is interesting.
**[03:16] Kannazuki**
I am Kannazuki Karen!
**[03:18] Kannazuki**
I have been with Seiichi-kun
since forever ago!
**[03:22] Kannazuki**
I am his childhood friend!
***SIGN*** Childhood Friend
**[03:25] Artoria**
I am Artoria Gremm, Seiichi's girlfriend!
**[03:29] Lulune**
Lulune. I'm Master's servant!
**[03:32] Oliga**
Oliga. Onii-chan's little sister.
***SIGN*** Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Little Sister
***SIGN*** Servant
***SIGN*** Servant
***SIGN*** Childhood Friend
***SIGN*** Childhood Friend
***SIGN*** Little Sister
***SIGN*** Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Little Sister
***SIGN*** Girlfriend
**[03:43] Kannazuki**
D-Damn it!
**[03:47] Artoria**
We did it!
**[03:48] Lulune**
Easy win!
**[03:50] Oliga**
No, not yet.
**[03:52] Artoria**
What?!
**[03:56] Kannazuki**
Weak. Too weak.
**[03:58] Saria**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
***SIGN*** Wife
***SIGN*** Wife
**[04:05] Saria**
Hello, nice to meet you!
**[04:08] Saria**
I guess we all share a bond now, huh?
**[04:08] Fan**
Wife
**[04:10] Saria**
Bonds with Seiichi are great bonds!
**[04:13] Saria**
I hope we get along, Kannazuki-san!
**[04:15] Saria**
I am his only one!
**[04:17] Saria**
I'm Saria!
**[04:19] Saria (Gorilla)**
His wife!
**[04:21] Saria (Gorilla)**
Wife! Wife!
***SIGN*** Wife
**[04:23] Saria (Gorilla)**
His wife!
**[04:25] Saria**
I'm Saria!
**[04:26] Saria (Gorilla)**
His wife!
**[04:28] Saria**
I'm Seiichi's wife!
**[04:31] Saria (Gorilla)**
The ultimate wife!
***SIGN*** Wife
**[04:41] Kannazuki**
I-I lost...
**[04:43] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai, are you okay?
**[04:46] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun...
**[04:49] Kannazuki**
I'm so happy to be held by you...
**[04:52] Seiichi**
Let's get you to the nurse's office.
**[04:55] Beatrice**
I'll be excusing myself, then.
**[04:57] Beatrice**
Please take your time.
**[05:02] Saria**
Do you love Seiichi, too?
**[05:04] Kannazuki**
S-Seiichi-kun's just my childhood friend...
**[05:08] Artoria**
If that was all you two were,
we wouldn't have had that battle.
**[05:11] Kannazuki**
E-Even if that's true, we're supposed
to keep it tucked away in our hearts!
**[05:16] Saria**
You know, I love it when
Seiichi is happy and smiling!
**[05:21] Artoria**
I-In that case, I love how brave
he looks when he's fighting.
**[05:26] Lulune**
I love the feel of his plump
butt when he's riding me!
**[05:31] Oliga**
I love it when he pets me with his big hands.
**[05:34] Seiichi**
Hey, you guys...
***SIGN*** Childhood Friend
**[05:40] Artoria**
She's fired up again?!
**[05:45] Kannazuki**
Long ago, Seiichi-kun saved me.
**[05:50] Kannazuki**
When I was young, I was often bullied.
**[05:51] Boy1**
Take that!
**[05:52] Kannazuki**
Stop it!
**[05:54] Boy2**
Here it is!
**[05:54] Kannazuki**
All because I was willful and brash.
**[05:56] Kannazuki**
Give it back!
**[05:59] (Flashback) Boy1**
Nyah! You're a boy! A boy!
**[06:01] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
I'm a girl!
**[06:02] (Flashback) Boy2**
Here, pass!
**[06:04] (Flashback) Boy3**
If you don't like it, try and take it back!
**[06:06] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
None of you could do anything on your own!
**[06:08] (Flashback) Boy1**
I heard that!
**[06:10] Kannazuki**
That's when he appeared.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Young Seiichi**
Stop it!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Young Seiichi**
No violence!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Young Seiichi**
No violence!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Young Seiichi**
No violence!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Boy1**
What?!
**[06:20] (Flashback) Boy2**
You fatty!
**[06:21] (Flashback) Boy3**
We'll bully you, too!
**[06:22] (Flashback) Boy1**
You little brat!
**[06:25] (Flashback) Young Seiichi**
N-No violence!
**[06:28] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun was braver than anyone else.
**[06:35] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Thank you so much for today.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Why did you save me?
**[06:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
My mom and dad always taught me
to help people who are in trouble.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Hey, Seiichi-kun?
**[06:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
What?
**[06:49] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Do I really seem a boy?
**[06:52] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Hmm... I don't know.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Seiichi**
But you're fine just the way you are!
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Thank you.
**[07:14] Kannazuki**
Later, I learned from our neighbors that
**[07:18] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun had already lost
his parents in an accident.
**[07:22] Kannazuki**
So I wondered,
**[07:23] Kannazuki**
how was he able to smile
without worry, despite all that?
**[07:30] Kannazuki**
Yet because Seiichi-kun
defended me that day...
**[07:30] Boy3**
Nyah!
**[07:31] Seiichi**
Give it back!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Boy**
Get over yourself, fatty!
**[07:37] (Flashback) Seiichi**
N-No violence...
**[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
No violence!
***SIGN*** Smelly
***SIGN*** Idiot
***SIGN*** Creep
***SIGN*** Fatty
**[07:41] Kannazuki**
I found myself unable to lend
Seiichi-kun a hand or do anything else.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kannazuki**
Seiichi-k—
**[08:03] Seiichi**
I'm sorry.
**[08:04] Saria**
Seiichi?
**[08:06] Seiichi**
The truth is...
**[08:07] Seiichi**
I came here from another world, just
like Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
**[08:12] Seiichi**
But I'm not as impressive
as you all think I am.
**[08:24] Seiichi**
This is how I really look.
**[08:40] Seiichi**
Surprised, aren't you?
**[08:43] Seiichi**
I'm fat and ugly.
**[08:44] Seiichi**
I'm also short, and smelly, too.
**[08:48] Seiichi**
The way I looked before was all
thanks to the Fruit of Evolution.
**[08:52] Artoria**
Hang on a second.
**[08:54] Artoria**
This is all going too fast. I can't keep up.
**[08:56] Lulune**
Yeah!
**[09:00] Kannazuki**
I'm sorry, Seiichi-kun.
**[09:02] Kannazuki**
I said things I shouldn't have.
**[09:05] Seiichi**
Please don't pay it any mind.
**[09:06] Seiichi**
It was something I had
to talk about eventually.
**[09:14] Seiichi**
See? Even if I wear this,
**[09:16] Seiichi**
I still look lame, right?
**[09:18] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[09:20] Seiichi**
The real Hiiragi Seiichi
is nothing like you know.
**[09:24] Seiichi**
I'm really sorry for deceiving
you all for so long.
**[09:29] Saria**
Look at me, Seiichi.
**[09:31] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[09:32] Saria**
You're still you, right?
**[09:38] Saria (Gorilla)**
I'm a Kaiser Kong, but I'm also Saria!
**[09:41] Saria (Gorilla)**
Past, present, truth,
lies, none of it matters!
**[09:44] Saria (Gorilla)**
I love you!
**[09:46] Saria (Gorilla)**
I love you because you're you!
**[09:49] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[09:50] Artoria**
Don't misjudge us.
**[09:52] Artoria**
You're still the one who accepted me,
**[09:55] Artoria**
even though I bore the title of "Calamity."
**[09:59] Seiichi**
Ar...
**[10:00] Oliga**
I've stained my hands with
many lives as an assassin.
**[10:04] Oliga**
Yet you still hold those hands for me,
**[10:08] Oliga**
and pet my head.
**[10:10] Oliga**
So now it's my turn.
**[10:13] Oliga**
There, there.
**[10:15] Seiichi**
Oliga-chan...
**[10:17] Lulune**
Master, you're one of the precious
few people who give me food!
**[10:22] Lulune**
Not to mention, you look pretty tasty
yourself right now, so no problems here!
**[10:27] Artoria**
Lulune, that's its own problem.
**[10:29] Lulune**
Is it really?
**[10:30] Saria**
See, Seiichi?
**[10:35] Saria**
Everyone loves you!
**[10:38] Saria**
So have more confidence in yourself, Seiichi!
**[10:49] Seiichi**
You guys...
**[10:54] Seiichi**
Thank you, everyone.
**[10:57] Kannazuki**
What lovely relationships.
**[10:59] Kannazuki**
I'm relieved, Seiichi-kun.
**[11:02] Seiichi**
I'm only who I am today thanks to
all the people I've met along the way.
**[11:06] Seiichi**
Of course, that includes
you, Kannazuki-senpai.
**[11:10] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun...
**[11:13] Kannazuki**
I'm sorry.
**[11:14] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[11:16] Kannazuki**
You probably shouldn't be
involved with me anymore.
**[11:19] Seiichi**
What do you mean?
**[11:21] Kannazuki**
As you know,
**[11:23] Kannazuki**
we hero candidates were sent to
this academy by the Kaiser Empire.
**[11:28] Seiichi**
Yes, Barna-san mentioned that.
**[11:32] (Flashback) Barnabus**
They enrolled as hero candidates
from the Kaiser Empire,
**[11:37] (Flashback) Barnabus**
but their latent abilities are so strong
**[11:39] (Flashback) Barnabus**
that they've been ostracized
by our original students,
**[11:42] (Flashback) Barnabus**
and there's no end to the quarrels.
**[11:46] Kannazuki**
I wouldn't call it quarreling
**[11:48] Kannazuki**
so much as to say that we
could be attacked at any time.
**[11:51] Seiichi**
The situation's that awful?
**[11:53] Kannazuki**
Which is why I can't get you caught up in it.
**[11:56] Kannazuki**
If the students who used to know the old
you start spreading heartless rumors,
**[12:00] Kannazuki**
and you end up being
targeted because of them...
**[12:03] Lulune**
That kind of thing's a walk
in the park for Master!
**[12:06] Kannazuki**
Even so!
**[12:08] Kannazuki**
I don't want to drag Seiichi-kun
into a world of violence yet again!
**[12:15] Kannazuki**
This time, I'll be the one to protect you.
**[12:19] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun, I'm truly glad
that you've found happiness.
**[12:24] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai...
**[12:27] Kannazuki**
See you later, Seiichi-kun.
**[12:36] Seiichi**
What's the matter, Oliga-chan?
**[12:38] Oliga**
Th-That bracelet!
**[12:40] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[12:42] Seiichi**
Hey!
**[12:43] Kannazuki**
What's the matter?
**[12:45] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai, where exactly
did you get that bracelet?
**[12:49] Kannazuki**
This was provided to us by the Kaiser
Empire when we arrived in this world.
**[12:54] Kannazuki**
They said it would help raise our Status.
**[12:57] Seiichi**
Skill: Appraisal!
**[13:02] Seiichi**
*I knew it.*
**[13:04] Seiichi**
*The Enslavement Bracelet!*
**[13:09] Oliga**
Ow!
**[13:11] Seiichi**
*They'll pay!*
**[13:14] Seiichi**
*They'll pay for this!*
**[13:44] Kannazuki**
M-My head!
**[13:50] Saria**
Kannazuki-san!
**[13:53] Artoria**
What's going on here?!
**[13:55] Oliga**
Onii-chan! Onii-chan!
**[13:57] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[14:00] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[14:01] Lulune**
Master!
**[14:02] Artoria**
What on earth is wrong with you?!
**[14:15] Helen**
What is this?!
**[14:19] Barnabus**
So it's finally here?
**[14:29] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[14:52] Destra**
Found you!
**[15:08] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[15:10] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[15:12] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[15:14] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[15:21] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[15:25] Seiichi**
Uh...
**[15:28] Saria**
Seiichi, are you okay?
**[15:30] Seiichi**
Saria?
**[15:32] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[15:35] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[15:38] Oliga**
Onii-chan, are you okay?
**[15:41] Seiichi**
Oliga-chan?
**[15:43] Lulune**
Master!
**[15:44] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[15:45] Lulune**
Master!
**[15:46] Artoria**
Seiichi! How dare you worry us like that?!
**[15:49] Seiichi**
Huh? Oh, sorry.
**[15:53] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai!
**[15:55] Seiichi**
Kannazuki-senpai!
**[15:59] Seiichi**
Are you okay, Senpai?!
**[16:01] Kannazuki**
Yeah, I suddenly felt faint for some reason...
**[16:05] Kannazuki**
Though this situation I'm in
now certainly isn't a bad one.
**[16:09] Seiichi**
Senpai?! Um, huh?
**[16:10] Seiichi**
Were you always like this?
**[16:12] Seiichi**
Senpai?!
**[16:15] Kannazuki**
So you're saying we were being
manipulated by the Kaiser Empire?
**[16:20] Seiichi**
Fortunately, it looks like no orders had
been issued through that bracelet yet.
**[16:25] Seiichi**
But if it was still on...
**[16:27] Kannazuki**
A bracelet that manipulates the
will of the one wearing it?
**[16:32] Kannazuki**
Why on earth would the
Kaiser Empire use such a thing?
**[16:34] Barnabus**
Most likely to use you as tools
for defeating the Demon Lord.
**[16:39] Kannazuki**
Principal?
**[16:40] Barnabus**
You do know that the Wimberg Kingdom
is trying to forge an alliance
**[16:44] Barnabus**
with the Demon Lord Army, right?
**[16:47] Seiichi**
Now that you mention it...
**[16:50] Barnabus**
The Kaiser Empire is a troublesome nation.
**[16:53] Barnabus**
I've heard rumors that
**[16:55] Barnabus**
they're trying to stop other nations
from allying with each other
**[16:59] Barnabus**
in order to achieve world domination.
**[17:01] Kannazuki**
World domination?!
**[17:02] Seiichi**
You mean...
**[17:04] Barnabus**
They're trying to use the heroes
to destroy the Demon Lord Army,
**[17:09] Barnabus**
the Wimberg Kingdom, or possibly even both.
**[17:12] Kannazuki**
No way...
**[17:14] Barnabus**
Though that's just my speculation.
**[17:17] Barnabus**
The silver lining is that now the bracelets
on the hero candidates are broken.
**[17:23] Barnabus**
You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
**[17:25] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[17:27] Seiichi**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[17:31] Seiichi**
B-Barna-san?
**[17:37] Seiichi**
Please do remember to keep this a
secret from the other students.
**[17:42] Seiichi**
Got it?
**[17:44] Kannazuki**
I can't believe we were brought
to such a terrifying nation.
**[17:48] Seiichi**
It's all right!
**[17:49] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun?
**[17:51] Seiichi**
It's all right.
**[17:52] Seiichi**
No matter what happens, I'll protect you!
**[18:00] Lulune**
Master! Stop staring at each
other so we can get food already!
**[18:04] Seiichi**
Didn't you just eat earlier?
**[18:06] Lulune**
That was then! This is now!
**[18:09] Saria**
Let's go, Seiichi.
**[18:10] Seiichi**
Yeah.
**[18:13] Kannazuki**
Seiichi-kun.
**[18:16] Seiichi**
Yes?
**[18:17] Kannazuki**
How about it?
**[18:18] Kannazuki**
Would you let me join your
group in a new role?
**[18:23] Seiichi**
I don't mind, of course, but what role?
**[18:27] Kannazuki**
Make me your older sister!
**[18:32] Seiichi**
Sister?
**[18:35] Kannazuki**
Why do you look freaked out?!
**[18:36] Kannazuki**
I thought it was an appealing role.
**[18:38] Seiichi**
No, please spare me that, Senpai.
**[18:41] Kannazuki**
Why not?
**[18:41] Seiichi**
Well, just because!
**[18:42] Kannazuki**
Why not?
**[18:43] Seiichi**
I mean, just because!
**[18:44] Kannazuki**
But an older sister's—
**[18:44] Airi**
*Sei-chan...*
**[18:45] Seiichi**
No more!
**[18:54] Demioros**
Did you notice, Angrea?
**[18:56] Angrea**
A surge like that? Of course I did.
**[18:59] Demioros**
How nostalgic.
**[19:01] Demioros**
That was truly...
**[19:03] Helio**
*What are you doing there, Demioros, Angrea?*
**[19:07] Helio**
*Down here.*
**[19:09] Helio**
*It's me.*
**[19:10] Helio**
*Helio from the Kaiser Empire.*
**[19:12] Both**
Gross!
**[19:14] Demioros**
Wh-What did you want?
**[19:15] Helio**
*Don't be surprised,*
**[19:17] Helio**
* but the Enslavement Bracelets*
* have been broken!*
**[19:20] Angrea**
So?
**[19:22] Helio**
*How are you so calm?!*
**[19:23] Helio**
* Now everything that went into training*
* those hero candidates is all for naught!*
**[19:28] Helio**
*The whole plan to sow chaos at the academy*
**[19:30] Helio**
* and gather negative energy for*
* the Great Devil's revival is now—*
**[19:34] Demioros**
We were planning on getting
that plan started here soon.
**[19:39] Demioros**
Right after a bit of a late lunch.
**[19:41] Helio**
* You think this is the time*
* for a leisurely lunch?!*
**[19:44] Demioros**
If you get too angry,
you'll give yourself more wrinkles.
**[19:47] Helio**
*That's none of your concern!*
**[19:48] Helio**
*By the way, that surge from earlier...*
**[19:51] Angrea**
Yes, that.
**[19:52] Angrea**
What exactly was that?
**[19:54] Helio**
*Even I don't quite know.*
**[19:57] Helio**
*But...*
**[19:57] Helio**
* That surge did drastically increase the*
* strength of the Great Devil's darkness.*
**[20:03] Demioros**
I-It did?!
**[20:06] Helio**
*The Great Devil's revival is nigh!*
**[20:09] Helio**
* Work hard, apostles of the Great Devil*
* Order, Deliverance and Murder Princess!*
**[20:14] Helio**
*Now is the time for your—*
**[20:17] Helio**
*Hey! Stop! Stop it! You—*
**[20:20] Angrea**
I'm surprised it affected the Great Devil.
**[20:24] Demioros**
That makes them even more worth killing.
**[20:29] Demioros**
Wait, gross!
**[20:31] Demioros**
Why does this coffee smell
like old man stench?!
**[20:34] Angrea**
I swallowed some!
**[22:19] Kannazuki**
Hello! It's your older sister, Kannazuki!
**[22:21] Kannazuki**
Now, everyone, as you've already heard,
**[22:24] Kannazuki**
the role of older sister has finally
been added to our group!
**[22:28] Artoria**
Why is she taking charge here?
**[22:30] Lulune**
Dunno.
**[22:31] Oliga**
Me!
**[22:32] Kannazuki**
Yes, Oliga-kun?
**[22:33] Oliga**
Onee-chan's scary!
**[22:35] Saria**
Oh, there, there.
**[22:35] Lulune**
Hey! You made her cry!
**[22:38] Kannazuki**
My bad! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
**[22:40] Kannazuki**
I'll stop with the older sister thing.
**[22:42] Oliga**
Really?
**[22:43] Kannazuki**
Um, uh...
**[22:44] Kannazuki**
How about retainer, then?
**[22:46] Lulune**
Wouldn't that overlap with servant?
**[22:48] Saria**
Then what about employee?
**[22:49] Kannazuki**
I think that still overlaps.
**[22:51] Artoria**
What's wrong with Kannazuki-senpai, anyway?
**[22:54] Kannazuki**
I'm Kannazuki.
Seiichi-kun's Kannazuki-senpai!
**[22:59] Kannazuki**
See, it's weird to have my name
and role be the same thing.
**[23:02] Lulune**
Then... Smell-Him-I-Cannazuki-senpai!
**[23:04] Kannazuki**
Don't make a pun of my name.
**[23:06] Artoria**
Stop-Smelling-Me-Mannazuki-senpai!
**[23:08] Kannazuki**
I said stop playing with my name!
**[23:10] Kannazuki**
And please let me smell you.
**[23:12] Oliga**
Sniffer-nazuki-senpai!
**[23:14] Kannazuki**
You can't just add "-nazuki"
to the end of everything!
**[23:16] Kannazuki**
I know I did sniff a lot, but still!
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Nanjourno
**[23:19] Lulune**
Nanjourno!
**[23:21] Kannazuki**
Where did you get Nanjourno from?!
**[23:23] Kannazuki**
Also, what I'm asking for
is a role, not a nickname!
**[23:26] Saria**
Childhood friend isn't good enough?
**[23:29] Kannazuki**
Like I said...
**[23:30] Kannazuki**
Wait, that's an option!
**[23:32] All**
Nanjourno.
**[23:35] Seiichi**
The class competition between Class F
and Class S finally starts.
**[23:38] Seiichi**
Meanwhile, Seiichi is
struck by sudden tragedy,
***SIGN*** Gruuumble
**[23:41] Seiichi**
and uninvited guests make an appearance!
**[23:43] ---**
Next time, "Apostles Attack"!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Apostles Attack
**[23:45] Seiichi**
We'll have fan service for you next time, too!
# E5 - Apostles Attack
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD45XZ/apostles-attack)
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**[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
At long last, Seiichi was reunited with
his childhood friend, Kannazuki Karen.
**[00:06] Saria (Gorilla)**
But his joy was short-lived.
**[00:08] Saria (Gorilla)**
When he saw the Enslavement Bracelet
on her wrist, he became furious.
**[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)**
His rage unleashed a pitch-black
darkness that swept over everyone.
**[00:21] Saria (Gorilla)**
However, his friends' desperate pleas
brought Seiichi back to himself.
**[00:26] Saria (Gorilla)**
Once Kannazuki Karen was free of
her bracelet, she joined our party,
**[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)**
restoring our peaceful
daily life at the academy.
**[00:36] Saria (Gorilla)**
Or so we thought...
**[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)**
But Demioros and Angrea,
**[00:40] Saria (Gorilla)**
two apostles of the Great Devil
Order, had infiltrated Barbador!
**[00:44] Saria (Gorilla)**
The terrifying hand of evil is
drawing closer with every moment!
**[00:55] Seiichi**
That's it for today's class.
**[00:57] Seiichi**
The class competition is next week.
**[01:00] Agnos**
I'd be down to have it right now!
**[01:03] Brud**
Come on...
**[01:04] Brud**
Though I understand how you feel.
**[01:06] Oliga**
Everyone's really motivated.
**[01:08] Agnos**
Damn right we are!
**[01:10] Agnos**
That bastard!
**[01:13] (Flashback) Theobald**
Amusing.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Theobald**
Then let me show you the difference
between Class S and you dropouts.
**[01:19] Agnos**
We'll crush him!
**[01:21] Seiichi**
Now, now, that sounds violent.
**[01:24] Brud**
Seiichi-sensei.
**[01:26] Brud**
Please give us special training after school.
***SIGN*** Please train us.
**[01:31] Seiichi**
But you can all use magic now.
You don't need to push yourselves so hard.
**[01:36] Helen**
I don't want to lose to that man!
**[01:44] Beatrice**
What will you do, Sensei?
**[01:46] Seiichi**
Huh? Uh, well...
**[01:53] Seiichi**
All right. Well, everyone, time to train!
**[01:56] All**
Yeah!
**[01:58] Saria**
Yay, yay!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Apostles Attack
**[03:45] Demioros**
Oh, gosh! It's so good!
**[03:48] Angrea**
Are you a woman?
**[03:50] Angrea**
Though...
**[03:55] Demioros**
You can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[03:57] Demioros**
It's just a little snack before we meet
the students of the magic academy.
**[04:01] Angrea**
Well, whatever. Check, pl—
**[04:03] Demioros**
You there. Add a chocolate
parfait and a panna cotta.
**[04:06] Angrea**
You're eating *more*?
**[04:07] Demioros**
Of course!
**[04:08] Demioros**
I just can't sleep well if I don't eat my fill!
**[04:13] Angrea**
*Like I care!*
***SIGN*** Like I care!!
**[04:35] Helen**
Meteor Strike!
**[04:38] Brud**
Ice Needle!
**[04:44] Agnos**
Fire Wall!
**[04:50] Seiichi**
*Huh?*
**[04:55] Agnos**
Damn it, we're not getting anywhere.
**[04:58] Agnos**
Why isn't it working?
**[04:59] Brud**
Even after we learned magic...
**[05:01] Seiichi**
*What just happened?*
**[05:01] Agnos**
That's the worst part.
**[05:02] Seiichi**
*It felt familiar...*
**[05:03] Agnos**
Damn it.
**[05:10] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Huh?
**[05:12] Beatrice**
That's not true at all.
**[05:15] Beatrice**
All four of you are steadily improving.
**[05:18] Beatrice**
Right, Sensei?
**[05:19] Seiichi**
Y-Yes.
**[05:21] Seiichi**
At this rate, beating Class S
won't be just a dream.
**[05:25] Agnos**
Praising us like that isn't gonna
make us happy or anything!
**[05:28] Oliga**
You look really happy, though.
**[05:29] Saria**
Yeah.
**[05:32] Theobald**
Looks like you're all enjoying yourselves.
**[05:36] Theobald**
I see failure students come
with a teacher who's a fool, too.
**[05:41] Brud**
Brother.
**[05:42] Agnos**
The hell's your problem?
**[05:44] Agnos**
Come to spy on us 'cause
you're scared you'll lose?
**[05:47] Theobald**
You're not even worth thinking about.
**[05:49] Theobald**
We're just here to train.
**[05:51] Theobald**
So I can make everyone kneel
before me as Emperor.
**[05:58] Theobald**
Oh? Those swords...
**[06:00] Theobald**
Are you from the Valsha Empire?
**[06:08] Theobald**
Looks like Class F really
is full of dropouts.
**[06:12] Theobald**
Such a small, weak nation will eventually
fall under my Kaiser Empire's rule.
**[06:17] Helen**
You bastard!
**[06:19] Helen**
Shut up!
**[06:20] Brud**
Please stop this!
**[06:24] Brud**
Brother, you're wrong.
**[06:26] Brud**
Dominating others by force
won't lead to anything good.
**[06:29] Brud**
Seiichi-sensei didn't abandon us
when others called us failures.
**[06:33] Theobald**
Seiichi?
**[06:35] Theobald**
The man Saria mentioned?
**[06:36] Saria**
That's right!
**[06:38] Saria**
My husband!
**[06:40] Theobald**
Very well.
**[06:41] Theobald**
Then let's test you to see if
you're really stronger than me.
**[06:45] Seiichi**
Huh? Why?
**[06:47] Brud**
Wait!
**[06:48] Brud**
Your opponent won't be Sensei.
**[06:50] Brud**
It will be us, Class F.
**[06:52] Theobald**
Don't get in my way.
**[06:53] Brud**
Sensei is the one who taught us
that everyone has potential.
**[06:58] Brud**
And we're going to prove that
in the class competition!
**[07:03] Theobald**
Good luck with that.
**[07:10] Agnos**
Who does he think he is?
**[07:12] Helen**
Seiichi-sensei.
**[07:14] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[07:15] Seiichi**
Did you just—
**[07:16] Helen**
Please make me stronger!
**[07:19] Agnos**
She just called him "Sensei" for the first time!
**[07:26] Seiichi**
All right.
**[07:27] Seiichi**
Let's get back to training, then.
**[07:30] All**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** We're leaving
it to you
**[07:32] Helen**
Yeah!
**[07:35] Saria (Gorilla)**
The students of Class F then began
their harsh training under Seiichi.
**[07:50] Saria (Gorilla)**
Some time passed, and finally, it was
the eve of the class competition.
**[07:58] Agnos**
I'm beat.
**[08:01] Agnos**
I know I'm the one who said it,
but do you really think we can win?
**[08:05] Brud**
We've done everything we can.
**[08:07] Brud**
Now we just have to have faith.
**[08:16] Agnos**
He hides his head,
but leaves himself exposed...
**[08:18] Brud**
Rumor has it he's super beautiful
underneath that bear head.
**[08:25] Agnos**
For real?
**[08:27] Agnos**
I thought it was just the same.
**[08:29] Brud**
The same?
**[08:30] Agnos**
It's like this, right?
**[08:32] Baird**
Hello.
**[08:33] Brud**
Oh, that.
**[08:42] Seiichi**
Oh, you guys are here, too?
**[08:45] Agnos**
I-It's Class S!
**[08:49] Seiichi**
Oh, no! Maitting!
**[08:52] Agnos**
Flop!
**[08:59] Saria**
I'm the type to wash left hand first!
**[09:04] Saria**
Helen-chan!
**[09:05] Helen**
What?
**[09:06] Saria**
Want me to help you?
**[09:09] Helen**
Huh?!
**[09:14] Beatrice**
I'm sorry for all this.
I know you're tired from training, too.
**[09:17] Helen**
It's fine.
**[09:20] Beatrice**
I do feel bad about it.
**[09:23] Helen**
Huh?
**[09:24] Beatrice**
Unlike Seiichi-sensei,
I wasn't any help to you all.
**[09:32] Helen**
We were able to work so hard because you
were there for us, Beatrice-sensei.
**[09:36] Beatrice**
Huh?
**[09:38] Helen**
Watch us.
**[09:40] Helen**
We'll be sure to win tomorrow.
**[09:43] Beatrice**
Yes.
**[09:44] Beatrice**
I have faith that you all can do it.
**[09:49] Saria**
And after all that, tomorrow
is the class competition!
**[10:04] Angrea**
Oh, gosh! So cute!
**[10:07] Demioros**
Hey, now, just how many
outfits do you intend to buy?
**[10:11] Angrea**
I can't help it.
Anything I wear looks good on me.
**[10:14] Demioros**
Good grief.
**[10:16] Destra**
It really does look good on you.
**[10:18] Angrea**
Right?
**[10:20] Angrea**
Wh-Who are you?
**[10:22] Destra**
Hey, so...
**[10:24] Destra**
Which tasted better, the chocolate
parfait, the strawberry parfait,
**[10:27] Destra**
or the matcha parfait?
**[10:30] Demioros**
*I didn't even notice him!*
**[10:33] Angrea**
Why are you here?!
**[10:41] Destra**
Do your job already, would you?
**[10:44] Destra**
If you're sloppy with your work,
**[10:46] Destra**
you won't get any more chances.
**[10:49] Destra**
You'll disappear.
**[10:52] Demioros**
R-Right.
**[10:58] Destra**
Later, then.
**[10:59] Destra**
I'm counting on you two.
**[11:06] Demioros**
L-Let's go!
**[11:07] Angrea**
R-Right.
**[11:19] Barnabus**
Now, Barbador Magic Academy's
class competition will commence!
**[11:44] Barnabus**
Our first match will be the group
battle between Class S and Class F!
**[11:50] Barnabus**
This will be an elimination match,
**[11:52] Barnabus**
and the loser will be the first team
to have all of its members defeated.
**[11:57] Barnabus**
In addition, after this match, win or lose,
**[12:01] Barnabus**
all conflict will be forbidden.
**[12:05] Beatrice**
Seiichi-sensei?
***SIGN*** Gruuumble
**[12:13] Seiichi**
I think the bakudan Lulune
gave me isn't sitting well.
**[12:19] Saria**
Seiichi, are you all right?
**[12:21] Seiichi**
I'm not all right.
**[12:22] Oliga**
The match is starting.
**[12:23] Seiichi**
I know!
**[12:25] Barnabus**
Now for the first match!
**[12:28] Barnabus**
Vanguards, step forward!
**[12:30] Theobald**
I'm the only one we'll need
to deal with these nobodies.
**[12:36] Agnos**
Hey, you gonna be okay?
**[12:39] Brud**
You're worried about me?
**[12:41] Agnos**
A-As if I'm worried!
**[12:43] Agnos**
Get the hell out there and crush him quick!
***SIGN*** Win
**[12:53] Theobald**
*Let's go ahead and see*
**[12:54] Theobald**
* what this supposed potential*
* of the failures is.*
**[12:57] Barnabus**
Begin!
**[13:05] Barnabus**
Wh-Wh-What is this?!
**[13:06] Beatrice**
Principal!
**[13:08] Barnabus**
Ah, but this is great! This tightness!
**[13:12] Beatrice**
Huh?
**[13:13] Barnabus**
Yes! Yes!
**[13:14] Agnos**
What is that perverted old man
doing, getting turned on?!
**[13:16] Barnabus**
I love it! Squeeze tighter!
**[13:24] Theobald**
Who's there?!
**[13:26] Angrea**
Good day to you.
**[13:27] Angrea**
I'm Angrea, an apostle
of the Great Devil Order.
**[13:32] Demioros**
I'm Demioros, of the same.
**[13:35] Barnabus**
The Great Devil Order?!
**[13:45] Demioros**
Quiet!
**[13:49] Angrea**
Our apologies for the sudden intrusion,
**[13:51] Angrea**
but we'll need all of you to die.
**[13:54] Crowd**
What does she mean by that?
**[13:56] Agnos**
Huh? What's that bitch saying?
**[13:59] Demioros**
You need only keep quiet and become
sacrifices to the Great Devil.
**[14:09] Crowd**
What?
**[14:10] Man**
What is this?
**[14:11] Woman**
A wall of light? Some spell?
**[14:13] Man2**
The exit's blocked!
**[14:14] Woman2**
Now we can't escape!
**[14:24] Students**
Help!
**[14:26] Students**
Do something about this!
**[14:28] Beatrice**
Everyone, settle down and remain calm!
**[14:31] Beatrice**
*This is advanced light magic.*
**[14:32] Beatrice**
*And they deployed it in an instant!*
**[14:36] Angrea**
My, my, this is looking good.
**[14:41] Demioros**
They're not allowed to leave.
**[14:43] Demioros**
You will all fall into the pits
of despair and then die.
**[14:49] Theobald**
You're a rude pair, showing up unannounced.
**[14:53] Theobald**
Trespassers like you ought to—
**[14:57] Angrea**
And what will you do to us?
**[15:00] Theobald**
Kneel before me!
**[15:14] Angrea**
What a violent welcome.
**[15:26] Angrea**
Now, go forth,
**[15:27] Angrea**
my cute minions.
**[15:32] Theobald**
What are you guys doing?!
**[15:35] Demioros**
Murder Princess, the power to
manipulate your targets at will.
**[15:40] Demioros**
It's truly delightful.
**[15:43] Brud**
Brother!
**[15:46] Theobald**
Don't interfere!
**[15:47] Theobald**
I don't need help from my little brother!
**[15:48] Brud**
But...
**[15:50] Angrea**
What beautiful sibling love.
**[15:53] Angrea**
Though, I wonder how much longer
you can keep putting up that front.
**[15:57] Theobald**
How dare you?!
**[15:58] Theobald**
I am the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire!
**[16:02] Angrea**
Oh, my! Then if you two were to die,
**[16:05] Angrea**
it would cause great despair
within your people.
**[16:09] Angrea**
In that case, please die at once!
**[16:22] Agnos**
They were wide open!
**[16:25] Brud**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[16:26] Helen**
So what do we do now?
**[16:29] Brud**
Brother, we should work together for now.
**[16:31] Helen**
Huh?!
**[16:33] Brud**
The power those two
possess is extraordinary.
**[16:35] Brud**
If we want to save the academy,
we have to work together!
**[16:39] Brud**
Helen, just for now, please!
**[16:47] Helen**
You be the one to give orders.
**[16:49] Agnos**
Once we send these two packing,
**[16:51] Agnos**
let's get right back to the class competition!
**[16:58] Theobald**
Do as you please.
**[16:59] Brud**
All right.
**[17:00] Brud**
Let's go, everyone!
**[17:13] Angrea**
Naïve.
**[17:21] Theobald**
It's a king's duty
**[17:22] Theobald**
to take down the enemy leaders!
**[17:30] Angrea**
You're paying the price for
using your friends as decoys,
**[17:33] Angrea**
little Kaiser Emperor.
**[17:37] Theobald**
Fool.
**[17:42] Angrea**
You used defense magic,
assuming you'd be attacked?!
**[17:46] Brud**
Now!
**[18:11] Demioros**
Oh, boy. It came off.
**[18:16] Angrea**
How dare you...
**[18:20] Angrea**
You damn brats?!
**[18:23] Angrea**
You've done it now!
**[18:25] Angrea**
Now that you've seen my bare face,
**[18:28] Angrea**
none of you bastards are getting out alive!
**[18:30] Angrea**
All of you can burn,
**[18:33] Angrea**
you damn scum!
**[18:38] Brud**
Agnos!
**[18:39] Angrea**
You, too!
**[18:42] Brud**
Wh-What is this power?!
**[18:45] Theobald**
Why, you!
**[18:47] Angrea**
Shut up, dumbass!
**[18:53] Angrea**
You're annoying!
**[18:59] Demioros**
That mask hides both Angrea's face
**[19:03] Demioros**
and the true power sleeping within her body.
**[19:08] Demioros**
Her flames were born when
she first burned her own face.
**[19:12] Demioros**
They're the fires of hell,
cursing everything.
**[19:23] Angrea**
You have an awfully pretty face, don't you?
**[19:30] Demioros**
Good grief, there she goes again.
**[19:33] Angrea**
Seeing a pretty face like yours...
**[19:37] Angrea**
makes me want to ruin it!
**[19:47] Angrea**
Huh?!
**[19:51] Beatrice**
I won't let you lay a hand
on my students any longer!
**[19:56] Helen**
Beatrice-sensei...
**[19:57] Angrea**
Tsk.
**[20:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
Surprisingly, Beatrice-san is
the one to stand up to Angrea!
**[20:05] Saria (Gorilla)**
Will she be able to beat the apostles
of the Great Devil Order?!
**[20:12] Saria (Gorilla)**
And will Seiichi...
**[20:14] Saria**
Hey, you still in there?
**[20:17] Seiichi**
True: Get Better!
***SIGN*** True: Get Better
***SIGN*** Gruuumble
**[20:21] Seiichi**
It's not working!
**[20:23] Seiichi**
By the way, this spell is the evolution
of "Get Better" from the first season!
**[21:57] Saria (Gorilla)**
While the students of Class F
were fighting a terrifying foe...
**[22:02] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi was also fighting
his own terrifying battle!
**[22:08] Saria**
Seiichi, are you all right?
**[22:10] Seiichi**
I'm not all right!
**[22:10] Oliga**
Onii-chan, is your stomach feeling better?
**[22:13] Seiichi**
I might be done for.
**[22:14] Saria**
Then Oliga-chan and I will cure you!
**[22:17] Oliga**
Yeah! I want to help you, Onii-chan!
**[22:19] Seiichi**
Thank you!
**[22:21] Seiichi**
But how will you do it?
**[22:22] Saria**
I've heard it's important to hydrate
when you have an upset stomach.
**[22:26] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[22:27] Saria**
There!
**[22:30] Saria**
How's that, Seiichi?
**[22:32] Seiichi**
Achoo!
**[22:33] Seiichi**
Stupid Saria!
**[22:35] Oliga**
You made him cold, and now
his stomach's hurting again.
**[22:38] Saria**
Huh?
**[22:39] Seiichi**
Saria-san!
**[22:41] Oliga**
I've heard that stress isn't good
for the stomach, either.
**[22:45] Oliga**
Let's meditate to calm his emotions.
**[22:48] Both**
Let's meditate.
**[22:52] Seiichi**
Wait, this could cause a broadcast crash!
**[22:54] Oliga**
Oh, if you get too angry...
**[22:57] Seiichi**
Oh, no!
**[22:59] Saria**
Now that I think about it,
didn't we have some stomach medicine?
**[23:03] Seiichi**
Say that sooner!
**[23:06] Seiichi**
Whew, you saved me.
**[23:08] Seiichi**
Thank you, Saria.
**[23:09] Saria**
You're welcome.
**[23:10] Seiichi**
Huh? It's not working at all!
**[23:12] Oliga**
Is the medicine you just took
a laxative, by chance?
**[23:15] Seiichi**
You're right!
**[23:16] Seiichi**
It says "laxative" on it!
**[23:18] Seiichi**
I'm so done!
**[23:20] Seiichi**
I can't even show my face!
**[23:22] Seiichi**
Why is this happening?!
**[23:24] Seiichi**
Oh, it's coming out! It's really coming out!
**[23:26] Saria (Gorilla)**
And so Seiichi's battle will
continue until next week!
**[23:27] Seiichi**
Oh, it's really coming out!
**[23:32] Saria (Gorilla)**
To be continued!
**[23:32] Seiichi**
Oh, no! We're all out of time!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
My stomach!
**[23:37] Seiichi**
Everyone, forget about me—
**[23:38] Seiichi**
My stomach!
**[23:39] Seiichi**
Everyone, forget about me—
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Wait! Beatrice-san is fighting?!
**[23:43] Seiichi**
Next time, "Battle for
Barbador Magic Academy"!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
**[23:46] Seiichi**
I *am* the protagonist here, right?!
# E6 - Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3X7V8/battle-for-barbador-magic-academy)
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**[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
With Barbador Magic Academy's
class competition coming up,
**[00:05] Saria (Gorilla)**
Class F was burning with the
desire to defeat Class S,
**[00:08] Saria (Gorilla)**
so they asked Seiichi to give
them intensive training.
**[00:12] Saria (Gorilla)**
Then the day of the
competition finally arrived!
**[00:16] Saria (Gorilla)**
But it was interrupted by the appearance
of the Great Devil Order's apostles,
**[00:19] Saria (Gorilla)**
Demioros and Angrea!
**[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)**
Class F teamed up with
their nemesis, Theobald,
**[00:26] Saria (Gorilla)**
to defend the school and face Angrea!
**[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)**
However, their efforts were futile
against her terrifying might,
**[00:33] Saria (Gorilla)**
and they were defeated.
**[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)**
The one who then stood
up to defend them was...
**[00:38] (Flashback) Beatrice**
I won't let you lay a hand
on my students any longer!
**[00:43] Saria (Gorilla)**
It's Beatrice versus Angrea.
**[00:44] Saria (Gorilla)**
Who will come out on top in their fight?
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
**[02:46] Helen**
Beatrice-sensei...
**[02:50] Angrea**
You won't let me?
**[02:52] Angrea**
I'd love to see if a hag like you
can even do anything about it!
**[02:57] Beatrice**
Hag?
**[02:59] Barnabus**
I'm sorry, Beatrice-kun!
**[03:01] Barnabus**
I want to come help you,
but these bonds are so tight!
**[03:04] Barnabus**
I'm definitely not just enjoying this!
**[03:10] Beatrice**
I will protect our students!
**[03:17] Angrea**
Oh?
**[03:22] Angrea**
Hmm? Protect your students?
**[03:27] Angrea**
Well, can you still say that after this?
**[03:45] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun!
**[03:47] Brud**
That's...
**[04:00] Angrea**
What will you do now?
**[04:08] Brud**
If only...
**[04:11] Helen**
...Seiichi-sensei were here...
**[04:16] Saria**
Seiichi, you still in there?
**[04:19] Oliga**
Are you okay?
**[04:21] Seiichi**
I'm not!
**[04:23] Angrea**
Go!
**[04:24] Angrea**
Masked Pompadour!
**[04:28] Beatrice**
Stop this, Agnos-kun!
**[04:30] Beatrice**
Return to your senses!
**[04:33] Brud**
Stop it, Agnos!
**[04:37] Angrea**
It's no use, idiot!
**[04:39] Angrea**
He'll only listen to what I tell him now.
**[04:44] Angrea**
Hey, Pompadour, tell her how you truly feel!
**[04:52] Agnos**
I'm able to use magic
thanks to Seiichi-sensei.
**[04:56] Agnos**
Not thanks to you.
**[04:57] Agnos**
Not thanks to you.
**[04:59] Agnos**
Not thanks to you.
**[05:01] Agnos**
Not thanks to you.
**[05:02] Agnos**
Not thanks to you.
**[05:13] Angrea**
That expression is the best!
**[05:16] Angrea**
I love it!
**[05:22] Brud**
Sensei, please don't believe him!
**[05:24] Brud**
He's just being forced to say that!
**[05:26] Helen**
That's right!
**[05:27] Helen**
He's grateful to you, just like all of us are!
**[05:34] Brud**
We'll stop Agnos by force!
**[05:37] Beatrice**
It's fine!
**[05:40] Beatrice**
This is my punishment.
**[05:41] Beatrice**
My punishment for not being
able to bring out your talents.
**[05:47] Both**
Sensei!
**[05:49] Angrea**
Finish her off, Pompadour!
**[05:56] Beatrice**
But even so...
**[06:03] Beatrice**
I still want to be your teacher!
**[06:09] Beatrice**
Agnos Passion!
**[06:11] Beatrice**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[06:14] Angrea**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[06:16] Angrea**
Go on! Rip that woman apart!
**[06:21] Brud**
I get it!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Beatrice**
Agnos-kun!
**[06:23] Brud**
* Because he kept getting*
* chastised day in and day out...*
**[06:25] (Flashback) Beatrice**
Agnos-kun!
**[06:26] Brud**
*His body—no, his very soul remembers it!*
**[06:29] Brud**
*Sensei's strict, yet warm affection!*
**[06:35] Angrea**
You listen to what I tell you!
**[06:43] Brud**
Agnos!
**[06:45] Angrea**
What?!
**[06:49] Beatrice**
Using others to commit evil deeds...
**[06:53] Beatrice**
It looks like you need some
especially strict discipline.
**[06:58] Angrea**
Go ahead and try, you damn teacher!
**[07:07] Angrea**
Wha—
**[07:09] Beatrice**
You're next!
**[07:31] Beatrice**
That concludes the lesson.
**[07:33] Beatrice**
Any questions?
**[07:37] Beatrice**
Now, that's it for today's class.
**[07:48] Agnos**
Huh?
**[07:50] Agnos**
What was I...
**[07:51] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun.
**[07:53] Agnos**
Boss Lady Beatrice...
**[07:56] Agnos**
Boss Lady, I... I...
**[07:59] Agnos**
I don't really get what happened,
**[08:01] Agnos**
but I said something awful to you, didn't I?!
**[08:04] Agnos**
That wasn't true!
**[08:06] Agnos**
I don't remember what I did at all,
**[08:09] Agnos**
but I know I need to apologize,
**[08:11] Agnos**
to tell you it wasn't true!
**[08:12] Agnos**
I may be an idiot,
**[08:14] Agnos**
but I wouldn't do anything to hurt you!
**[08:17] Agnos**
Anyway, I'm sorry!
**[08:22] Agnos**
Huh?
**[08:24] Beatrice**
You shouldn't be falling asleep during class.
**[08:27] Agnos**
Boss Lady!
**[08:29] Helen**
Thank you, Sensei.
**[08:31] Brud**
I had no idea you were that strong.
**[08:33] Agnos**
Huh? What do you mean she's strong?
**[08:36] Helen**
Don't you remember?
**[08:38] Helen**
Well, I guess an idiot wouldn't.
**[08:40] Agnos**
What?!
**[08:41] Agnos**
I won't let anyone say that, even you!
**[08:44] Brud**
You actually fought against her, you know.
**[08:47] Agnos**
Huh?! I don't remember that at all!
**[08:51] Agnos**
Don't laugh!
**[08:53] Demioros**
Have you forgotten? I'm still h—
**[08:54] Agnos**
What's with you guys?!
**[08:57] Agnos**
Anyway, let's all go grab something to eat!
**[08:59] Beatrice**
Agnos-kun, you need to go
to the nurse's office first.
**[09:02] Agnos**
Whoops.
**[09:12] Beatrice**
Principal!
**[09:13] Demioros**
Have you forgotten me?!
**[09:19] Demioros**
Honestly... I wish you'd save the
celebration until after you've defeated me,
**[09:24] Demioros**
the Great Devil Order apostle,
Demioros the Deliverance.
**[09:28] Helen**
Now that you mention it...
**[09:30] Agnos**
There was that other guy.
**[09:31] Brud**
I forgot about him.
**[09:32] Demioros**
Also...
**[09:34] Demioros**
I absolutely loathe waiters who
don't respond when they're summoned,
**[09:39] Demioros**
and idiots who can't read the room!
**[09:42] Demioros**
Die, die, die, die!
**[09:54] Demioros**
Good grief.
**[09:56] Demioros**
Now, Sensei, if you would please continue...
**[10:00] Demioros**
with your lovely special lesson.
**[10:13] Angrea**
D-Demioros...
**[10:16] Demioros**
Oh, my. You're still alive?
**[10:19] Angrea**
P-Please... lend me...
just a bit of your power...
**[10:27] Demioros**
My power?
**[10:30] Angrea**
If you do... then I can keep fighting...
**[10:36] Angrea**
Wh-What's so funny?
**[10:41] Demioros**
I'm already finished with you.
**[10:45] Angrea**
You would forsake me, a fellow apostle?
**[10:48] Angrea**
The Great Devil won't allow it!
**[10:51] Demioros**
You seem to be misunderstanding something.
**[10:54] Demioros**
You're no apostle.
**[10:57] Angrea**
What do you mean?
**[11:00] Demioros**
An apostle is one who has received
a portion of the Great Devil's power
**[11:04] Demioros**
and can use it.
**[11:06] Demioros**
A crest appears on their body as proof of that.
**[11:10] Demioros**
Like this one.
**[11:11] Angrea**
N-No...
**[11:15] Demioros**
Well? Do you have a crest anywhere on you?
**[11:19] Demioros**
Your only value lies in your
intellect and your magical might.
**[11:22] Demioros**
But now you've lost even that value.
**[11:30] Demioros**
That look on your face is perfect!
**[11:33] Demioros**
That despair is just we want!
**[11:36] Demioros**
For the sake of the Great Devil!
**[11:47] Demioros**
Now, shall we get started
with the rest of the lesson?
**[11:53] Beatrice**
You need especially strict
discipline, don't you?
**[12:04] Brud**
He's strong!
**[12:08] Demioros**
Come on, give me some of
that discipline, please!
**[12:14] Helen**
Beatrice-sensei!
**[12:18] Agnos**
Boss Lady!
**[12:20] Both**
Sensei!
**[12:21] Beatrice**
Stay back!
**[12:23] Beatrice**
You mustn't come closer!
**[12:34] Demioros**
I'm glad.
**[12:36] Demioros**
It would be boring if this were the end.
**[12:52] Brud**
Sensei's going all-out.
**[12:54] Agnos**
That's totally wicked!
**[12:55] Demioros**
Oh?
**[12:58] Beatrice**
Now this... is your dead end!
**[13:16] Beatrice**
N-No way...
**[13:18] Demioros**
I really liked this one, too.
**[13:22] Demioros**
Are you ready to compensate me for it...
**[13:24] Demioros**
with your life?!
**[13:30] Demioros**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[13:37] Brud**
Baird!
**[13:59] Beatrice**
Everyone!
**[14:09] Demioros**
That's great.
**[14:11] Demioros**
The despair you'll feel after losing your
beloved students should be tremendous.
**[14:18] Demioros**
Please tell me, Sensei.
**[14:20] Demioros**
What kind of expression do humans
make when struck with despair?
**[14:28] Demioros**
Oh?
**[14:29] Demioros**
You'll protect your students
even at the cost of your own life?
**[14:35] Demioros**
How wonderful, Sensei!
**[14:37] Demioros**
You're worthy of respect.
**[14:40] Demioros**
But no.
**[14:42] Demioros**
No! No! That's not it!
**[14:44] Demioros**
You must despair as your students
are killed before your eyes.
**[14:49] Demioros**
Do you understand now?
**[14:52] Demioros**
So move already.
**[14:55] Beatrice**
I am an educator.
**[14:57] Beatrice**
I'm one of those entrusted to believe
in the potential of their students,
**[15:00] Beatrice**
help it grow, and watch over them.
**[15:02] Beatrice**
I will never stand down!
**[15:07] Agnos**
What are you saying, Boss Lady?!
**[15:09] Brud**
Why would you go so far?!
**[15:11] Helen**
Sensei!
**[15:13] Demioros**
The teacher they admire will
be killed before their eyes.
**[15:16] Demioros**
I'm sure the Great Devil would be
quite delighted with that despair, too.
**[15:28] Demioros**
It's over now!
**[15:31] Demioros**
Thank you for your instruction!
**[15:39] Beatrice**
Everyone...
**[15:40] Agnos**
Stop!
**[15:52] Helen/Brud**
Seiichi-sensei!
**[15:54] Agnos**
Boss Man!
**[15:55] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[15:58] Beatrice**
Seiichi-sensei?
**[16:01] Seiichi**
What is this? What's going on?
**[16:04] Demioros**
You there...
**[16:07] Demioros**
Would you release my hand?
**[16:11] Demioros**
What?!
**[16:13] Seiichi**
Are you all right, Beatrice-sensei?
**[16:15] Beatrice**
S-Seiichi-sensei...
**[16:19] Seiichi**
Saria, Oliga-chan, take care of everyone.
**[16:22] Oliga**
Leave them to us, Onii-chan!
**[16:24] Saria**
But what about you?
**[16:35] Demioros**
*He's...*
**[16:37] Seiichi**
Are you the one who did all this?
**[16:42] Seiichi**
Did you... do this?
**[16:54] Seiichi**
Answer me.
**[16:56] Seiichi**
Are you the one who hurt all of them?!
**[17:16] Demioros**
You're finished!
**[17:19] Demioros**
Die!
**[17:23] Demioros**
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
**[17:44] Beatrice**
A-Amazing...
**[17:53] Lulune**
Master! You're too awesome!
**[17:56] Artoria**
He's unbelievable.
**[17:58] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[18:00] Saria**
You did it, Seiichi!
**[18:02] Seiichi**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[18:04] Seiichi**
This happened because I was late.
**[18:06] Agnos**
Boss Man, you're awesome!
**[18:07] Agnos**
You really are super strong!
**[18:09] Agnos**
None of this would have happened
if you were here from the start!
***SIGN*** Almighty
**[18:13] Helen**
Sensei, where were you all this time?
**[18:17] Seiichi**
I'm sorry. I was fighting a different enemy.
**[18:21] Agnos**
That's our Boss Man!
**[18:23] Agnos**
Both you and Boss Lady are the best teachers!
**[18:27] Helen**
*I'll get stronger, too.*
**[18:30] Helen**
*Like both of them.*
**[18:31] Saria**
Wow, Seiichi!
**[18:34] Crowd**
You were incredible!
**[18:46] Theobald**
Brud.
**[18:48] Theobald**
Will you laugh at your
brother's pathetic defeat?
**[18:51] Brud**
No.
**[18:53] Brud**
We still have much to learn.
**[18:55] Brud**
That's all.
**[18:58] Brud**
Let's get stronger, too, Brother.
**[19:02] Theobald**
Hmph.
**[19:21] Jutis**
I'm grateful that you all have
made the long journey to be here.
**[19:28] Gempel**
It's been a real long time since the
four of us got together, hasn't it?
**[19:33] Vitor**
So? What's this about?
**[19:37] Jutis**
The two sent to Barbador,
Angrea and Demioros, have been defeated.
**[19:43] Vitor**
Oh?
**[19:45] Gempel**
Our enemy's not half bad!
**[19:48] Jutis**
I've summoned you all here today
so we can make our next move.
**[19:53] Vitor**
That's all well and good,
**[19:55] Vitor**
but why are you giving the orders?
**[19:58] Jutis**
No, I would never dare give orders.
**[20:01] Jutis**
I was simply hoping to borrow your aid
for the revival of the Great Devil.
**[20:06] Destra**
Sure!
**[20:08] Destra**
Though I never had much hope for
those two from the beginning.
**[20:14] Gempel**
I'll strike first!
**[20:16] Vitor**
Go right ahead.
**[20:19] Jutis**
If you would, please.
**[22:03] Seiichi**
By the way, what's going on? Who are they?
**[22:05] Agnos**
I remember them saying
they're Machine Siblings.
**[22:09] Seiichi**
Machine Siblings? They're mechas?!
**[22:11] Barnabus**
No, the Great Devil Order!
**[22:14] Seiichi**
Oh.
**[22:15] Beatrice**
You know of them?
**[22:17] Barnabus**
It seems the day of the
final battle is close.
**[22:21] Barnabus**
We'll all need to come together
and face them as one!
**[22:26] Seiichi**
Still, I'm surprised you could do that.
**[22:27] Saria**
Being machine siblings sounds nice.
**[22:27] Agnos**
What? They're not machines?
**[22:31] Barnabus**
Listen up! I'm saying something
really important here!
**[22:41] Demioros**
I'm...
**[22:45] Demioros**
Demioros the Deliverance.
**[22:47] Demioros**
I'll send you to hell!
**[22:52] Demioros**
Die!
**[22:54] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[23:17] Oliga**
O-Onii-chan?
**[23:20] Saria**
Seiichi?
**[23:22] Saria**
Seiichi?
**[23:25] Saria**
Sei...
**[23:28] Saria**
No!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
Everyone, this is Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[23:37] Seiichi**
It was a short run, but thank you all
for watching *The Fruit of Evolution 2*.
**[23:41] Seiichi**
I'm kidding! There's no way I'd die like that!
**[23:45] Seiichi**
I'm the protagonist!
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Next time, "Seiichi Dies."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Seiichi Dies
# E7 - Seiichi Dies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXVJ94/seiichi-dies)
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**[00:18] Saria**
Seiichi...
**[00:20] Artoria**
Seiichi...
**[00:21] Lulune**
Master...
**[00:22] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[00:24] Agnos**
You gotta be kidding me, Boss Man...
**[00:26] Agnos**
You died on us?
**[00:28] Brud**
Seiichi-sensei...
**[00:30] Helen**
Sensei...
**[00:32] Beatrice**
Sensei, it can't be...
**[00:35] Barnabus**
I didn't expect him to be lost...
**[00:38] Saria**
Seiichi...
***SIGN*** Seiichi Dies...
**[00:49] Heavenly Voice**
"Seiichi Dies..."
**[00:55] Saria**
One, two!
**[00:56] Everyone**
Thank you very much!
**[00:59] Seiichi**
Wait, it's not over yet!
**[01:01] Seiichi**
I'm alive! I'm still kicking!
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Seiichi Dies
**[02:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, I finally found you.
**[02:56] Seiichi**
Uh, and you are... who?
**[03:01] Airi**
We've been together since
middle school! I'm Airin!
**[03:05] Seiichi**
Airin? The seasoning?
**[03:07] Heavenly Voice**
That's mirin.
***SIGN*** Mirin
**[03:08] Seiichi**
The bicycle thing?
**[03:09] Heavenly Voice**
That's racing (keirin).
**[03:09] Seiichi**
The Pythagoras thing?
**[03:11] Heavenly Voice**
That's theorem (teiri).
**[03:13] Heavenly Voice**
Um, shall I just explain it to you?
**[03:16] Airi**
Whose voice is that?
**[03:19] Heavenly Voice**
It's been a long time.
**[03:20] Heavenly Voice**
This is the underworld,
**[03:21] Heavenly Voice**
the realm inhabited
by the souls of the dead.
**[03:24] Airi**
Th-Th-The underworld?!
**[03:26] Seiichi**
You mean I died?!
**[03:28] Heavenly Voice**
that's right, Seiichi!
**[03:30] Heavenly Voice**
You are already dead.
**[03:32] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[03:33] Heavenly Voice**
Oh, Seiichi! How pathetic of you to go and die!
**[03:36] Seiichi**
Uh, were you always like this?
**[03:38] Airi**
Airi is dead.
**[03:40] Seiichi**
That's a bad joke.
**[03:41] Heavenly Voice**
Pardon me.
**[03:42] Heavenly Voice**
It's been so long since I was
around, I misread our closeness.
**[03:45] Heavenly Voice**
Now, once more...
**[03:46] Heavenly Voice**
If you, the protagonist, remain dead,
this series is finished.
**[03:51] Heavenly Voice**
So please find some way
to come back to life.
**[03:53] Seiichi**
Okay... but how do I do that?
**[03:56] Heavenly Voice**
You must find the Gate of the Living
**[03:58] Heavenly Voice**
that exists somewhere in the
underworld, and pass through it.
**[04:02] Both**
Gate of the Living?
**[04:04] Seiichi**
If we pass through that gate,
we can go back to our original world?
**[04:07] Heavenly Voice**
You catch on quickly.
**[04:09] Heavenly Voice**
Now hurry up and get to it!
**[04:11] Airi**
I'll do my best to see you
brought back to life, Sei-chan!
**[04:17] Airi**
So let's get going to the Gate of the Living!
**[04:20] Airi**
Yeah!
**[04:22] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:23] Airi**
Get more pumped up!
**[04:25] Seiichi**
Yeah!
**[04:26] Heavenly Voice**
I call it the "Sudden Cross-the-Styx
Yes-or-No Ultra Quiz"!
***SIGN*** Sudden Cross
Ultra Quiz
**[04:32] Heavenly Voice**
I will be asking you
questions about your life.
**[04:36] Heavenly Voice**
To pass the checkpoints,
you must choose yes or no.
**[04:39] Heavenly Voice**
Leap into whichever you think is the answer.
**[04:42] Seiichi**
Uh, and what happens if I get it wrong?
**[04:45] Heavenly Voice**
Then you splash into the Styx.
**[04:47] Heavenly Voice**
Instant death.
**[04:48] Seiichi**
We're already dead, though.
**[04:50] Heavenly Voice**
Do you want to go to
the Gate of the Living?!
**[04:53] Airi**
I do!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[04:54] Heavenly Voice**
Do you really, truly want to go?!
**[04:57] Seiichi**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[04:58] Airi**
I totally want to go for real!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[05:00] Heavenly Voice**
Question!
**[05:03] Heavenly Voice**
The reason Airin fell in love
with Seiichi was...
**[05:05] Seiichi**
Huh?!
**[05:06] Heavenly Voice**
Love at first sight!
**[05:08] Heavenly Voice**
Yes or no?!
**[05:09] Heavenly Voice**
Now, go!
**[05:11] Seiichi**
Airin, you're in love with me?
**[05:13] Heavenly Voice**
Airi-san cannot answer you.
**[05:17] Seiichi**
I've never had anyone fall in love
with me at first sight before,
**[05:20] Seiichi**
but there is still a possibility...
**[05:23] Heavenly Voice**
You're surprisingly full of yourself, huh?
**[05:28] Seiichi**
Whatever! Let's do this!
**[05:29] Heavenly Voice**
Now, yes or no? Choose your answer!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn!!
***SIGN*** Mmn! Mnh!
**[05:40] Seiichi**
Was it love at first sight, or was it not?
**[05:43] Seiichi**
I have no idea!
**[05:45] Seiichi**
Which was it?
**[05:53] Seiichi**
Hey, is she sending me some kind of signal?
**[05:56] Seiichi**
The shape of her legs...
**[05:58] Seiichi**
An X? So the answer is no?
**[05:59] Seiichi**
Oh, no, I might be wrong.
**[06:01] Seiichi**
Maybe she just needs to
pee and she's holding it.
**[06:11] Seiichi**
Fine! I'll bet it all on this one!
**[06:14] Seiichi**
Monkey Turn!
**[06:25] Heavenly Voice**
Correct!
**[06:29] Seiichi**
Thank goodness!
**[06:32] Seiichi**
That was close...
**[06:35] Airi**
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
**[06:39] Airi**
You got it right!
**[06:42] Airi**
You did it, Sei-chan!
**[06:45] Seiichi**
Airin...
**[06:46] Heavenly Voice**
Now watch this video clip
of the right answer!
**[06:56] Airi**
It was back in middle school.
**[06:58] Airi**
I always ate lunch alone
because I didn't have any friends.
**[07:12] Airi**
That was when I first met you, Sei-chan.
**[07:16] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Use these if you'd like.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Airi**
Th-Thank you.
**[07:27] Airi**
Since neither of us fit in at school,
**[07:30] Airi**
we both started eating our
lonely lunches together.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Anyway, why are you here all alone?
**[07:37] (Flashback) Airi**
That's a rude thing to ask out of the blue.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Seiichi**
I didn't mean anything by it.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Seiichi**
It's just...
**[07:44] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're not being bullied like I am, right?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Seiichi**
So I wondered why...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Airi**
I'm just not good at talking to others.
**[07:56] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Even though you chat with me so much?
**[07:58] (Flashback) Airi**
Well, that's... because you're easy to talk to.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Airi**
Besides, I look so utterly plain,
**[08:06] (Flashback) Airi**
so I'm not very confident.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You should have more confidence in yourself.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Airi**
Huh?
**[08:14] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're, well...
**[08:15] (Flashback) Seiichi**
You're a nice, honest girl,
and you're a good listener.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi**
Plus, I think you're cute.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Airi**
C-Cute?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Seiichi**
So I'm sure you could make friends
**[08:27] (Flashback) Seiichi**
if you approached others the same
way you're talking to me right now.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Seiichi**
S-Sorry for saying such odd things.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Airi**
N-No...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Airi**
You called me cute.
**[08:47] Heavenly Voice**
It wasn't love at first sight
because she gradually became
**[08:50] Heavenly Voice**
attracted to your kindness
as you chatted on the roof.
**[08:55] Seiichi**
You're the girl I ate lonely lunches with!
**[08:59] Airi**
You finally remembered me, Sei-chan.
**[09:02] Airi**
I'm who am I now because of you.
**[09:07] Seiichi**
I didn't know.
**[09:09] Airi**
So I swore that this time I would
risk my life to protect you!
**[09:16] Seiichi**
Airin...
**[09:21] Heavenly Voice**
So congratulations on passing
the first checkpoint!
**[09:25] Airi**
Yay!
**[09:27] Heavenly Voice**
Now, we're finally at the last checkpoint!
**[09:29] Seiichi**
Huh?! The last one already?!
**[09:34] Ranze**
I'm speaking to you today for one reason alone.
**[09:37] Ranze**
We've received a letter
from the Demon Kingdom
**[09:41] Ranze**
officially requesting to forge an alliance.
**[09:46] Guscle**
Long time no bridge!
**[09:49] Guscle**
So it's finally time for us to shine!
**[09:52] Ranze**
You haven't changed at all, Guscle.
**[09:54] Ranze**
Wait, where's Eris?
**[09:56] Eris**
Right here.
**[10:00] Ranze**
What?!
**[10:02] Ranze**
I'm guessing I was in the bath too long and
**[10:05] Ranze**
the heat put me to sleep,
so you tied me up while I was out?!
**[10:08] Eris**
It's a wooden horse. It looks more painful
than it is... but it does hurt a little.
**[10:12] Eris**
It has a sauna mat laid over it, too.
**[10:14] Eris**
It's important for ropes and
alliances to be bound tightly!
**[10:18] Ranze**
Listen when people talk!
**[10:22] Lutia**
Everyone, listen.
**[10:24] Lutia**
We're forging the alliance
**[10:26] Lutia**
with the Wimberg Kingdom that
we've been working on for a while.
**[10:29] Lutia**
Now we demons can truly reclaim
our smiles and move forward.
**[10:37] Lutia**
There's only one more step
to ratify the alliance.
**[10:40] Lutia**
Everyone, please lend me your aid.
**[10:43] Urus and Leia**
We're with you, Demon Lord.
**[10:47] Lutia**
If anyone has any thoughts,
feel free to voice them now.
**[10:52] Urus**
I have one concern.
**[10:54] Lutia**
What is it?
**[10:56] Urus**
There are several people in the Wimberg
Kingdom who are beyond comprehension.
**[11:00] Urus**
Especially that unfathomable
Guild Master, Guscle.
**[11:05] Urus**
I don't think it would be wise
to allow him to get close to you.
**[11:10] Leia**
That's certainly true.
**[11:12] Lutia**
A naked muscle-man?
Humans are so strange.
**[11:14] Jade**
I think I'm likely to get along
well with them all.
**[11:20] Leia**
Lutia-sama, please rest assured.
**[11:22] Leia**
There is one individual, Eris,
who is relatively normal.
**[11:26] Lutia**
Relatively normal?
**[11:29] Leia**
Her.
**[11:36] Lutia**
*She's kind of cute.*
**[11:38] Ranze**
At any rate, the fate of this
kingdom rests in your hands.
**[11:43] Ranze**
I'm counting on you to handle it.
**[11:45] Guscle**
Yeah! Time to shine once more!
**[11:48] Guscle**
My arm's itching to go!
No, my upper bicep is!
**[11:53] Eris**
My whip's ready to crack!
**[11:56] Guscle**
Oh! It's finally time!
**[11:58] Ranze**
*I can always count on them...*
**[12:00] Ranze**
*even though they're perverts!*
**[12:06] Eris**
Now for a short SM—sorry, commercial break.
**[12:14] Heavenly Voice**
Seiichi and Airi have safely passed
through the first checkpoint.
**[12:19] Heavenly Voice**
Now they're desperately wandering
in search of the next checkpoint.
**[12:22] Seiichi**
Hey, please quit making up
stories of your own!
**[12:24] Airi**
We're not really wandering.
**[12:27] Heavenly Voice**
And after wandering around,
they finally arrived to find...
**[12:31] Seiichi**
It kept going!
**[12:32] Heavenly Voice**
...that another trial was awaiting them!
**[12:35] Heavenly Voice**
And after this, they would be in dire straits!
**[12:40] Doit**
I've been waiting for you, Seiichi!
**[12:44] Seiichi**
A-Aren't you...
**[12:46] Doit**
I am the great ancestor of the Rose Clan—
**[12:50] Seiichi**
The novel author, Miku-sensei?
**[12:52] Flunky1**
People call him the conqueror
of the underworld!
**[12:54] Flunky2**
Shall We Do It the First!
***SIGN*** Shall we do it?
**[12:56] Doit**
Shall we do it?
**[12:58] Seiichi**
The ancestor of that guy
who appeared in season 1?!
**[13:01] Airi**
Sei-chan, you know this mohawk guy?
**[13:03] Seiichi**
No!
**[13:04] Doit**
We don't know each other
directly, but I love that ass!
**[13:09] Doit**
Come on!
**[13:11] Seiichi**
*This checkpoint is truly hell.*
**[13:14] Seiichi**
*In more ways than one.*
**[13:15] Doit**
Once you get through this labyrinth,
you'll find the Gate of the Living.
**[13:19] Flunky1**
But don't expect to get through it that easily!
**[13:22] Flunky2**
We'll defend the Gate
of the Living to the last!
**[13:25] Doit**
And, Seiichi,
**[13:27] Doit**
you'll need to protect your gate, too!
**[13:30] Seiichi**
My gate?
**[13:32] Doit**
Not the Gate of the Living,
but your personal gate!
***SIGN*** Gate
***SIGN*** Thing
***SIGN*** Opening
**[13:37] Airi**
His personal gate?
**[13:40] Doit**
I can't say it outright due
to broadcast compliance,
**[13:44] Doit**
but I mean his ****!
**[13:46] Seiichi**
M-M-My ****?!
**[13:49] Doit**
Yes!
**[13:50] Doit**
If you let us **** your **** even once
in the labyrinth, you're dead.
***SIGN*** Crack
**[13:59] Airi**
*No way! That's outrageous!*
**[14:04] Heavenly Voice**
Muster your courage and break through!
**[14:06] Heavenly Voice**
Through this final checkpoint,
the mansion of hell!
**[14:09] Airi**
I'll protect Sei-chan, no matter what!
**[14:18] Three**
Wait! Hey!
**[14:21] Seiichi**
Run!
**[14:22] Three**
You can't escape!
**[14:23] Three**
Wait!
**[14:25] Seiichi**
Huh? I'm alone?
**[14:26] Three**
Yeah!
**[14:27] Airi**
Move it!
**[14:32] Flunky2**
And you're such a pretty girl, too!
**[14:34] Flunky2**
Splendid!
**[14:37] Airi**
You're open!
**[14:41] Seiichi**
Man, this is seriously gross, but...
**[14:43] Seiichi**
Take this!
**[14:48] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[14:49] Doit**
It won't work! It won't work! It won't work!
**[14:53] Seiichi**
What the hell is going on
with his ass muscles?!
**[14:56] Seiichi**
It's like they're actual buns of steel!
**[14:58] Doit**
You won't be able to ****
with those fingers anymore!
**[15:01] Doit**
Now, surrender and live
in the underworld, Seiichi!
**[15:04] Flunky1**
Join us in the Rose Clan!
**[15:07] Flunky2**
It's a fun second life!
**[15:10] Seiichi**
Anyone who renounces
themselves is no longer human.
**[15:13] Heavenly Voice**
Who are you supposed to be?
**[15:16] Doit**
Then die!
**[15:25] Both**
M-Miku-sensei!
**[15:31] Doit**
Y-You guys!
**[15:35] Doit**
I will get revenge for you!
**[15:39] Airi**
Come on! Now's our chance!
**[15:43] Doit**
Wait!
**[15:49] Seiichi**
Airin!
**[15:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, don't worry about me. Just go!
**[15:55] Doit**
Seiichi!
**[15:57] Doit**
As the guardian of the Gate of the
Living, I will not let you pass!
**[16:02] Doit**
I'll make this reverberate deep
within your loins and beyond!
**[16:06] Doit**
This is the secret technique
passed down in our Rose Clan!
**[16:10] Doit**
Our most powerful, ultimate skill...
**[16:13] Doit**
Rose Fist!
**[16:15] Seiichi**
Ah, I've seen this before.
**[16:17] Doit**
Also known as Rose ****!
**[16:26] Seiichi**
*He really loves his ****.*
**[16:29] Airi**
Sei-chan...
**[16:30] Doit**
Here I come, Seiichi!
**[16:33] Doit**
I'll **** your **** with my ****!
**[16:43] Seiichi**
I'll leave what's happening here
up to your imagination!
**[16:51] Destra**
So, what is it, Jutis?
**[16:54] Jutis**
Gempel-sama has taken action.
**[16:56] Destra**
Oh?
**[16:58] Jutis**
Vitor-san has also...
**[17:00] Destra**
Hmm...
**[17:05] Destra**
Sounds like everyone's having fun.
**[17:10] Airi**
Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
**[17:14] Doit**
Seiichi...
**[17:16] Doit**
You've done well to survive this long
with that soft personality of yours.
**[17:20] Doit**
However, you would have
arrived at this fate eventually!
**[17:26] Seiichi**
Do It the First...
**[17:29] Seiichi**
The time has come.
**[17:32] Seiichi**
This is the moment I surpass you!
**[17:38] Doit**
N-No way!
**[17:39] Doit**
I'm...
**[17:40] Doit**
I, Do It the First, am trembling?!
**[17:44] Seiichi**
Do It the First...
**[17:46] Seiichi**
Hell is too tame for you.
**[17:49] Airi**
Sei-chan!
**[17:50] Airi**
Sei-chan, you're my god!
**[17:53] Doit**
Then I'll just have to fight a god!
**[18:07] Doit**
N-Never back down! Never grovel!
Never repent!
**[18:11] Doit**
There is no escape for a king!
**[18:28] Doit**
It would seem...
**[18:29] Doit**
in the middle of battle, I forgot to fight.
**[18:43] Doit**
My life was one lived
without a single regret!
**[18:54] Doit**
I need no name on my tombstone. If I die—
**[18:57] Doit**
Huh? Wait, hold on, what?
**[18:59] Doit**
Y-You're just leaving me? Hey...
**[19:02] Heavenly Voice**
That was a struggle, Seiichi.
**[19:04] Heavenly Voice**
You're safe now, after making it this far.
**[19:06] Heavenly Voice**
I'll guide you to the Gate of the Living.
**[19:09] Seiichi**
I wish you'd done that from the start
instead of pulling this stupid nonsense.
**[19:13] Heavenly Voice**
People need trials, Seiichi.
**[19:18] Seiichi**
If it's a trial I need to go through,
**[19:19] Seiichi**
then I'll go through it, but...
**[19:21] Heavenly Voice**
Seiichi,
**[19:23] Heavenly Voice**
it was fun interacting with you
again here in the underworld.
**[19:27] Heavenly Voice**
Oh, have you noticed anything
different about your Status lately?
**[19:30] Seiichi**
Huh?
**[19:33] Saria**
Seiichi?!
**[19:34] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:40] Oliga**
Onii-chan!
**[19:42] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[19:44] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[19:46] Helen**
Sensei!
**[19:48] Brud**
Thank goodness. Truly, what a relief.
**[19:56] Seiichi**
Everyone...
**[19:59] Seiichi**
What's going on?
**[20:01] Louise**
Master!
**[20:04] Seiichi**
Louise?!
**[20:10] Seiichi**
Louise!
**[20:11] Artoria**
Louise!
**[20:11] Saria**
Louise-san!
**[20:19] Seiichi**
Louise, hang in there!
**[20:21] Saria**
Louise-san!
**[22:02] Gempel**
What's this emergency gathering for?
**[22:03] Vitor**
Has there been some emergency?
**[22:05] Jutis**
Yes.
**[22:06] Jutis**
It's almost time to
decide on today's dinner.
**[22:09] Gempel**
Huh?! Dinner?!
**[22:11] Destra**
Sorry for the wait.
**[22:12] Jutis**
Now, I shall take the lead in
conducting our Great Devil Order—
**[22:15] Jutis**
our What to Have for Dinner Meeting.
**[22:17] Gempel**
You figure that out!
**[22:19] Jutis**
How about yakisoba?
**[22:20] Gempel**
What?! Not a chance!
**[22:22] Jutis**
Then what about fried rice?
**[22:23] Gempel**
Rejected!
**[22:24] Vitor**
A classic example of a tiresome man.
**[22:26] Gempel**
Shut up!
**[22:28] Gempel**
I always eat yakisoba and
fried rice for Saturday's lunch!
**[22:31] Jutis**
You're very particular.
**[22:33] Jutis**
Do you have any requests, Vitor-san?
**[22:35] Vitor**
Then why don't we knead
Hamburg steaks together?
**[22:38] Jutis**
Have everyone make them by hand?
**[22:40] Jutis**
We'll take that as one suggestion.
**[22:42] Jutis**
Destra-sama?
**[22:43] Destra**
What?
**[22:43] Jutis**
What are you drinking?
**[22:45] Destra**
I don't know.
**[22:46] Vitor**
The angle at which you tilt your wine glass
**[22:49] Vitor**
will change the amount
that flows onto the tongue,
**[22:52] Vitor**
so in order to better savor it, you should
be more particular about your glasses.
**[22:54] Gempel**
Can the useless trivia!
**[22:56] Vitor**
Forgive me, but it takes great effort
**[22:57] Vitor**
to dumb down conversation
for an uneducated man like you.
**[23:00] Gempel**
What'd you say, you bastard?!
**[23:02] Vitor**
I merely stated the truth.
**[23:03] Jutis**
Everyone, please listen.
**[23:06] Jutis**
We still haven't decided on anything.
**[23:07] Destra**
Me, me!
**[23:09] Destra**
I want to eat truffles, foie gras,
caviar, and cheese dakgalbi!
**[23:13] Jutis**
That's quite the variety.
**[23:16] Destra**
Think you can buy it all by dinner?
**[23:18] Jutis**
No, it would take quite
some time if we started now.
**[23:21] Destra**
I want it! I want it! I want it!
**[23:24] Destra**
Buy it for me!
**[23:25] Gempel**
Argh! At this point, I actually
do want to eat yakisoba!
**[23:27] Vitor**
Juicy, juicy, juicy meat!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[23:35] Seiichi**
When I come back to life, I find Louise,
leader of the Valkyries, before me.
**[23:38] Seiichi**
Wait, what happened to
give her all these injuries?!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
Wimberg is moving to seal its
alliance with the Demon Kingdom,
**[23:43] Seiichi**
so they're hosting a Guild Audition?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
The Four Leaders Closing In
**[23:45] Seiichi**
Next time, "The Four Leaders Closing In"!
**[23:46] Seiichi**
They're finally making their move!
# E8 - The Four Leaders Closing In
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU09DNJ/the-four-leaders-closing-in)
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***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** The Four Leaders Closing In
**[01:37] Ranzelf**
Louise, I want you to go and bring Seiichi
here for the forging of our alliance.
**[01:44] Louise**
Bring Master here?
**[01:46] Ranzelf**
Yes.
**[01:48] Ranzelf**
Demons and humans are forging an alliance.
**[01:51] Ranzelf**
It would be best if Seiichi
were present for the summit.
**[01:55] Louise**
As you command.
**[01:57] Ranzelf**
I'm counting on you.
**[02:05] Saria (Gorilla)**
Louise headed to the Magic
Academy on Ranze's orders.
**[02:09] Saria (Gorilla)**
She had no issue retrieving Seiichi to
act as a witness, along with Saria, but...
**[02:16] Saria (Gorilla)**
What on earth happened to Louise,
the kingdom's strongest warrior?!
**[02:21] Saria (Gorilla)**
What fate lies in store for the world?
**[02:36] Guscle**
We will now begin the guild's
new recruit audition!
**[02:41] Eris**
We're going to recruit talented individuals
**[02:43] Eris**
as we head into the alliance
with the Demon Lord Army!
**[02:46] Pacifier**
Who's da baby dat can make me moan?!
**[02:49] Doit**
Let's get this party started!
**[02:55] Big Muscle Man**
Number 1!
**[02:58] Eris**
My!
**[03:00] Doit**
A hot guy from the start!
**[03:02] Doit**
So titillating!
***SIGN*** Buff Buff
**[03:04] Doit**
You're so ripped and puffy!
***SIGN*** Buff Buff
**[03:08] Doit**
Huh?!
**[03:10] Doit**
Oh! He's flying away!
**[03:15] BunnySumo**
Number 12...
**[03:18] BunnySumo**
Thanks!
**[03:21] Pacifier**
He's huge, he's weawing bunny ears,
and he has too many ewements!
**[03:24] Pacifier**
Wejected!
**[03:28] Anpan**
I'm number 16!
**[03:29] Anpan**
Everyone knows my face—
**[03:30] Eris**
Yeah, rejected!
**[03:35] Pacifier**
Rejected!
**[03:38] Old Man**
We're—
**[03:40] Old Men**
The Big—
**[03:40] Doit**
Rejected!
**[03:41] Guscle**
Oh, every single one of them!
**[03:46] Guscle**
No! Wh-Who are you?!
**[03:50] Vitor**
I'll be winning this audition.
**[03:55] Pacifier**
Quite da baby we haf here!
**[03:56] Pacifier**
Will you entawtain me?!
**[04:00] Vitor**
Milky white, with a tinge of green
and an appealing smell of custard...
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp
**[04:08] Vitor**
Such thorough consideration for
the temperature and freshness...
**[04:12] Vitor**
It's truly the finest drink,
packed full of a mother's love for her child.
**[04:18] Pacifier**
You're not bad.
**[04:20] Doit**
Can you keep up with my hip thrusts?!
**[04:25] Vitor**
Very well.
**[04:27] Doit**
Too slow! Too slow! Too slow!
**[04:29] Doit**
Try thrusting harder!
**[04:32] Guscle**
No, you're wrong! Look closer!
**[04:35] Eris**
Th-That's...
**[04:37] Eris**
It's just like a wheel!
**[04:39] Eris**
When it rotates too fast,
it actually looks like it's stopped,
**[04:42] Eris**
and that man's thrusting his
hips too fast to follow,
**[04:45] Eris**
so it looks like he's going slower!
**[04:48] Doit**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[04:55] Doit**
What a hottie!
**[04:57] Guscle**
Yes!
**[04:59] Guscle**
Looks like we finally have someone
who can excite our pathos.
**[05:04] Guscle**
Let me see what you're capable of!
**[05:08] Vitor**
Yes, of course.
**[05:11] Guscle**
P-Pardon me!
**[05:14] Guscle**
Th-This is...
**[05:16] Guscle**
At first glance, they looked like common
trapezius muscles and deltoids.
**[05:19] Guscle**
However, this nice bulk has actually
been refined to its limits!
**[05:23] Guscle**
You must have spent many sleepless
nights honing it to this degree.
**[05:28] Guscle**
This is truly...
**[05:30] Guscle**
Chomulungma!
**[05:34] Vitor**
Then how about this?
**[05:38] Guscle**
O-Ogre!
***SIGN*** Ogre
**[05:42] Guscle**
It looks like the face of a ferocious ogre!
**[05:44] Guscle**
Such wonderful molding!
**[05:47] Guscle**
You win the Nobel Prize for Muscles!
**[05:50] Guscle**
You get to be our new member!
**[05:58] Doit**
Congratulations.
**[06:01] Eris**
Congratulations.
**[06:02] Pacifier**
Congwatulations.
**[06:05] Guscle**
Congratulations.
**[06:11] Vitor**
Thank you.
**[06:20] Guscle**
Oh, no!
**[06:22] Guscle**
It's already time for the summit to start!
**[06:25] Guscle**
Now, everyone!
**[06:26] Guscle**
It's time for our rock-solid guild
to welcome the Demon Kingdom!
**[06:32] All**
Yeah!
**[07:37] Ranzelf**
Thank you for coming here today, Lutia-dono.
**[07:41] Lutia**
Thank you for the grand welcome.
**[07:45] Helio**
*How is it going?*
**[07:49] Kreis**
All's going as planned.
**[07:53] Kreis**
Those idiots are wasting their time.
**[08:37] Zakia**
*Emperor Alf...*
**[08:40] Zakia**
*Where is this nation heading now?*
**[08:46] Zakia**
*I'm so ashamed.*
**[08:48] Zakia**
* Is there nothing I can do other than*
* be a puppet in service to this country?*
**[09:04] Helio**
The Kaiser Empire basically belongs
to the Great Devil Order now.
**[09:07] Helio**
We keep gathering negative energy, from the
royal family all the way to its commoners.
**[09:15] Kreis**
*You're so evil, too!*
**[09:17] Helio**
Now we just need to revive the Great Devil...
**[09:21] Kreis**
*And world domination will be ours!*
**[09:25] Zakia**
Is what you just said true?!
**[09:29] Helio**
The Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
**[09:32] Helio**
Eavesdropping is a bad habit.
**[09:35] Zakia**
Silence!
**[09:36] Zakia**
Was this your plan from the beginning?!
**[09:41] Helio**
Are you still adhering to the
previous emperor Alf's drivel?
**[09:48] Zakia**
*Drivel, he says?*
**[09:50] Helio**
This world is filled with people crying,
screaming, and begging for salvation.
**[09:56] Helio**
And that despair will feed
the Great Devil's revival!
**[10:03] Zakia**
I won't allow it!
**[10:07] Zakia**
On my name as the Emperor's Sword!
**[10:12] Helio**
You're still not good enough.
**[10:16] Helio**
No one can stop this plan.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Emperor Alf**
Zakia.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Emperor Alf**
About 20 or 30 years ago...
**[10:37] (Flashback) Emperor Alf**
A nation was suddenly attacked by monsters.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Emperor Alf**
Everything was burnt down,
**[10:45] (Flashback) Emperor Alf**
and while I fought back,
I was no match for them at all.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Zakia**
Even you weren't, Emperor Alf?
**[10:52] (Flashback) Alf**
I created this nation to prevent
that from ever happening again.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Alf**
Yet...
**[11:02] (Flashback) Alf**
Look at the state it's in now.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Alf**
Zakia...
**[11:09] (Flashback) Alf**
If this nation is ever
beset by such a crisis,
**[11:14] (Flashback) Alf**
would you please rise
up and save this nation?
**[11:21] (Flashback) Alf**
If that time ever comes, you'll
need to work with other nations
**[11:25] (Flashback) Alf**
and lead this country yourself.
**[11:30] (Flashback) Alf**
Please.
**[11:34] Zakia**
*Emperor, I...*
**[11:38] Zakia**
*I will honor your wishes!*
**[11:52] Zakia**
*There it is!*
**[11:57] Zakia**
Who are you?!
**[11:59] Destra**
Where are you going in such a hurry,
**[12:03] Destra**
Knight Captain Zakia-san?
**[12:07] Zakia**
You know who I am?
**[12:09] Zakia**
If you stand in my way,
I will show no mercy.
**[12:11] Destra**
The world will be plunged into chaos.
**[12:16] Destra**
Doesn't that sound like fun?
**[12:21] Destra**
Over here.
**[12:25] Zakia**
Are you with the Great Devil Order?
**[12:28] Destra**
That's right!
**[12:47] Destra**
*Whoops.*
**[12:48] Zakia**
*Now!*
**[12:52] Zakia**
*What?!*
**[12:55] Destra**
You almost had me.
**[13:03] Zakia**
*I can't stop shaking!*
**[13:08] Zakia**
*What?*
**[13:12] Destra**
Now it's my turn.
**[13:30] Zakia**
Wh-What are you after?
**[13:34] Zakia**
Are you trying to destroy the world?!
**[13:41] Destra**
I'd say I just want to have fun.
**[13:51] Destra**
Though...
**[13:52] Destra**
I guess it's about time to end this.
**[13:59] Zakia**
N-Not yet!
**[14:02] Zakia**
I can't die yet!
**[14:04] Zakia**
I'll never be able to face
Emperor Alf if I die here!
**[14:30] Destra**
Oh, boy.
**[14:32] Destra**
You're hanging in there, but it's no use.
**[14:37] Destra**
Well? You scared?
**[14:40] Alf**
*Zakia, I entrust this sword to you.*
**[14:45] (Flashback) Zakia**
Your Majesty...
**[14:47] (Flashback) Zakia**
This is the proof of your reign!
**[14:51] (Flashback) Alf**
Zakia...
**[14:53] (Flashback) Alf**
From now on, you will declare
yourself the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
**[14:57] (Flashback) Alf**
Do not bring dishonor
to that title in battle!
**[15:08] Zakia**
I am...
**[15:10] Zakia**
the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
**[15:16] Zakia**
I will see it through!
**[15:18] Zakia**
On my title, I will fulfill
the wish entrusted to me!
**[15:22] Zakia**
Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia!
**[15:26] Zakia**
Take this!
**[15:28] Zakia**
Conquest Wave!
**[15:45] Destra**
I had my hopes up since you're
captain of the knights,
**[15:50] Destra**
but you're a disappointment.
**[15:56] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[16:04] Louise**
My name is Louise, captain of the Valkyries!
**[16:08] Louise**
Any who shed blood on our land
**[16:10] Louise**
will receive no mercy!
**[16:14] Destra**
Oh, is that so?
**[16:16] Louise**
Are you all right, Zakia?!
**[16:17] Zakia**
R-Run away, Louise.
**[16:20] Zakia**
That man is—
**[16:21] Louise**
We'll talk later.
**[16:23] Louise**
I'll take you on with my full might!
**[16:25] Destra**
You really shouldn't do that.
**[16:28] Louise**
Here I go!
**[16:44] Zakia**
Louise!
**[16:47] Louise**
*H-He's strong!*
**[16:52] Destra**
See?
**[16:55] Louise**
E-Even so...
**[16:57] Louise**
You're not as strong as my master!
**[17:00] Destra**
Master?
**[17:04] Louise**
He could defeat you in an instant!
**[17:09] Zakia**
That's enough, Louise!
**[17:11] Zakia**
Get out of here!
**[17:14] Louise**
Don't be foolish!
**[17:17] Destra**
I like that look.
**[17:19] Zakia**
No!
**[17:20] Destra**
Can you endure this?
**[17:30] Louise**
Zakia!
**[17:31] Louise**
Are you okay?!
**[17:32] Louise**
Zakia! Zakia!
**[17:49] Louise**
Zakia! Hang in there!
**[17:52] Louise**
I'll go get help!
**[17:54] Louise**
Hang in there!
**[18:03] Zakia**
Louise...
**[18:06] Zakia**
There's something I must tell you...
**[18:14] Louise**
The Great Devil Order?!
**[18:16] Zakia**
Louise...
**[18:20] Zakia**
I entrust the future to you...
**[18:26] Louise**
Don't die! Zakia!
**[18:36] Saria**
I see. So that's what happened...
**[18:39] Louise**
If the Great Devil Order is taking action,
**[18:42] Louise**
the alliance summit is
most likely in danger.
**[18:45] Saria**
That's not true!
**[18:47] Saria**
After all, the Wimberg Kingdom has
Ranze-san and everyone from the guild!
**[18:53] Saria**
Right?
**[19:02] Seiichi**
Let's make certain this alliance is forged.
**[19:07] Louise**
Yes!
**[19:29] Urus**
What did you mean by calling
me a bearded bastard earlier?
**[19:35] Guscle**
What about you, calling the underwear
traditionally passed on in our guild vulgar?!
**[19:41] Both**
This alliance is off!
**[19:44] Armies**
Bring out the rice with tea!
**[19:47] Lutia**
Everyone, calm down!
**[19:49] Leia**
Lutia-sama!
**[19:50] Ranzelf**
Hey! Cut it out a—
**[19:52] Eris**
King Ranze!
**[19:53] Ranzelf**
Both of you, cut it out!
**[19:54] Lutia**
Please, everyone! Calm down!
**[19:56] Vitor**
Stop this!
**[20:00] Vitor**
Every conflict starts out as just a tiny spark.
**[20:05] Vitor**
Yet hatred only begets more hatred,
**[20:07] Vitor**
doubling, tripling,
becoming ten times greater,
**[20:09] Vitor**
until eventually the entire
world is enveloped in flames!
**[20:13] Vitor**
We did not come here to fight.
**[20:16] Vitor**
We came here to join hands!
**[20:20] All**
H-He's exactly right!
**[20:23] Both**
Huh?!
**[20:26] Guscle**
I'm sorry, Demon Lord Army!
**[20:29] Urus**
I'm sorry, too!
**[20:38] Seiichi**
Ah, wrong place.
**[20:40] Ranzelf**
Oh! Seiichi!
**[20:43] Ranzelf**
You're late!
**[20:45] Seiichi**
Uh, no! I'm not into that!
**[20:46] Ranze**
Louise!
**[20:48] Ranze**
What happened to you?
**[20:50] Louise**
King Ranze, the truth is...
**[20:54] Ranze**
What?!
**[21:06] Ranzelf**
Lutia-dono.
**[21:07] Ranzelf**
This matter has grown bigger
than our two nations.
**[21:12] Lutia**
Yes.
**[21:13] Lutia**
We can't let the Great Devil Order
and the Kaiser Empire have their way.
**[21:18] Lutia**
Let's protect this world together.
**[21:33] Saria (Gorilla)**
At last, the Wimberg Kingdom and the
Demon Kingdom forge their alliance.
**[21:38] Saria (Gorilla)**
However, the evil hand
of the Great Devil Order
**[21:41] Saria (Gorilla)**
is drawing closer with
every passing moment...
**[23:26] Fake Airi(Gempel)**
Guess it's about time.
**[23:30] Gempel**
Continued in the next episode!
**[23:35] Seiichi**
One of the Great Devil Order's top
four, Gempel the Doppelganger.
**[23:38] Seiichi**
He possesses an incredible power.
**[23:40] Seiichi**
Now the academy is in danger!
**[23:41] Seiichi**
As for what kind of danger...
**[23:43] Seiichi**
You'll find that out next time!
**[23:46] Seiichi**
Next time: "Gempel the Doppelganger."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Gempel the Doppelganger
**[23:47] Seiichi**
Wait, I'm already feeling
lightheaded in the preview?!
# E9 - Gempel the Doppelganger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX9MK0/gempel-the-doppelganger)
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**[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi and the wounded Louise set off
from Barbador Magic Academy.
**[00:06] Saria (Gorilla)**
After they arrived,
**[00:09] Saria (Gorilla)**
the Wimberg Kingdom and the Demon Kingdom
successfully forged their alliance.
**[00:15] Saria (Gorilla)**
Meanwhile, back at Barbador Magic Academy,
**[00:19] Saria (Gorilla)**
Airin was acting somewhat suspiciously...
**[00:25] (Flashback) Fake Airi (Gempel)**
Guess it's about time.
**[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)**
This week, we're starting with what
happened at Barbador Magic Academy
**[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)**
shortly after Seiichi left
for the Wimberg Kingdom.
**[00:39] Brud**
Seiichi-sensei, take care.
**[00:43] Lulune**
Well, time to head back to the cafeteria.
**[00:46] Oliga**
That's all you ever do, glutton.
**[00:49] Artoria**
All right, back to the classroom.
**[00:52] Brud**
Time to head back.
**[00:52] Agnos**
I wish I could have gone with the boss man.
**[00:53] Lulune**
Time to eat more!
**[00:54] Oliga**
You *still* want to eat?
**[01:01] Kannazuki**
What's wrong? You're usually much more lively.
**[01:05] Airi**
You think Sei-chan will be okay?
**[01:08] Kannazuki**
It's Seiichi-kun we're talking about.
**[01:10] Kannazuki**
Of course he'll be fine.
**[01:12] Airi**
I hope you're right.
**[01:15] Airi**
I hope you're right.
**[01:19] Kannazuki**
Well, I'm going back to the classroom.
**[01:26] Gempel**
Will everything really be all right, Sei-chan?
**[01:30] Gempel**
Without you here at the academy?
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Gempel the Doppelganger
**[03:06] Gempel**
*I'm Gempel the Doppelganger.*
**[03:09] Gempel**
* The man who would one day be known as one*
* of the top four of the Great Devil Order.*
**[03:13] Gempel**
*Believe it or not, when I was a child,*
**[03:15] Gempel**
* I grew up as an upper-class noble*
* who didn't lack for anything.*
**[03:20] Gempel**
*But my heart never felt fulfilled.*
**[03:23] Gempel**
*I'd always realized it.*
**[03:26] Gempel**
* People weren't approaching me.*
* They were only after my status as a noble.*
**[03:33] Gempel**
*Even my parents didn't show me any love.*
**[03:36] Gempel**
* I was nothing more than a tool to*
* inherit and continue their lineage.*
**[03:41] Gempel**
*No one paid attention to my true face.*
**[03:44] Gempel**
* The moment I fell into despair over that*
* was the moment I lost my face.*
**[03:49] Agnos**
Airin? What are you doing?
**[03:52] Agnos**
This is the men's bathroom.
**[03:55] Gempel**
*One of Hiiragi Seiichi's students?*
**[03:57] Gempel**
*Perfect timing.*
**[03:58] Brud**
What are you doing here?
**[04:00] Airi**
I came here to crush you two.
**[04:03] Airi**
To make Sei-chan feel despair.
**[04:05] Brud**
Sei-chan? You mean Seiichi-sensei?
**[04:08] Agnos**
Airin! What in the world is wrong with you?!
**[04:10] Airi**
Here I go!
**[04:13] Agnos**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[04:15] Airi**
Doppelganger!
**[04:17] Agnos**
S-So bright!
**[04:19] Saria**
This is what I'm doing!
**[04:21] Agnos**
S-Saria-san?
**[04:24] Brud**
Transformation magic?
**[04:27] Agnos**
Baird's got you beat in terms of power.
**[04:30] Saria**
I'm not so sure about that.
**[04:36] Brud**
She transformed?!
**[04:37] Brud**
Is that Airin's magic?!
**[04:39] Agnos**
Whoa, man, what's going on?
**[04:41] Saria (Gorilla)**
By the way, I can also copy their specs.
**[04:53] Agnos**
I didn't know Airin had
an ability like this.
**[04:57] Saria (Gorilla)**
I'm...
**[04:59] Saria (Gorilla) & Gempel**
...not Airin!
**[05:00] Gempel**
My true identity is...
**[05:05] Gempel**
Gempel the Doppelganger, one of
the Great Devil Order's top four!
***SIGN*** Gempel the Doppelganger
***SIGN*** Gempel the Doppelganger
**[05:10] Gempel**
Well? Surprised, aren't you?
**[05:13] Gempel**
When Seiichi gets back,
I'll execute you before his eyes.
**[05:19] Gempel**
Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[05:21] Gempel**
I'll send everyone you
cherish to the afterlife.
**[05:25] Gempel**
Starting with...
**[05:36] Gempel**
* A member of Hiiragi Seiichi's*
* army, Lulune the Donkey.*
**[05:40] Gempel**
* I'll bet he'll feel utter*
* despair when he loses*
**[05:43] Gempel**
*someone he's shared joys and sorrows with.*
**[05:46] Gempel**
Your life is mine!
**[05:50] Gempel**
What?!
**[05:51] Lulune**
My food is mine!
**[05:54] Lulune**
I won't let anyone take it!
**[05:57] Airi**
Huh? Food? I wasn't after that.
**[06:00] Gempel**
*I was after your life!*
**[06:02] Lulune**
Oh? Really?
**[06:04] Airi**
Really.
**[06:06] Lulune**
Now that I look at you,
**[06:07] Lulune**
you're Airin, from my class, right?
**[06:09] Gempel**
*This girl's an idiot!*
**[06:11] Airi**
Sorry for surprising you.
**[06:13] Lulune**
Don't worry about it.
**[06:14] Lulune**
So, why did you sneak up on me from behind?
**[06:17] Gempel**
*Overlook that part!*
**[06:19] Gempel**
*Not good! Is she onto me?!*
**[06:22] Lulune**
Are you...
**[06:27] Lulune**
hungry, by chance?
**[06:29] Airi**
Huh?
**[06:30] Airi**
O-Oh, yes, I am!
**[06:36] Lulune**
I see.
**[06:37] Lulune**
Then here's my favorite!
**[06:40] Lulune**
Bakudan!
**[06:41] Lulune**
Being hungry always makes you want
to attack from behind, doesn't it?
**[06:46] Airi**
No, it doesn't.
**[06:48] Lulune**
You're the one who tried to save my master.
**[06:51] Lulune**
So have this as thanks.
**[06:53] Lulune**
Besides, it's nice to share food and
eat it together every now and then.
**[06:59] Lulune**
You're our friend, Airin.
**[07:03] Lulune**
I wouldn't normally do this for others.
**[07:05] Lulune**
You're special.
**[07:10] Gempel**
*Friend...*
**[07:12] (Flashback) Gempel Boy**
Father, Mother.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Gempel Father**
Be quiet.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Gempel Father**
Today's meal is delicious.
**[07:17] (Flashback) Gempel Mother**
I'm so glad I made it.
**[07:35] Airi**
It's good.
**[07:38] Airi**
But why are you giving this to me?
**[07:41] Lulune**
Huh?
**[07:42] Lulune**
Well, partly to thank you
for trying to save my master...
**[07:47] Lulune**
What? Is it stuck in your throat?
**[07:49] Airi**
N-No, it's just my allergies.
**[07:53] Lulune**
But food also tastes better
when you eat with someone.
**[07:56] Lulune**
Now we're best friends!
**[08:02] Gempel**
*Best friends?!*
**[08:06] Gempel**
*You dumbass!*
**[08:07] Lulune**
Hey! Where are you going?!
**[08:09] Gempel**
*I also have empyema!*
**[08:25] Gempel**
*I might have failed earlier,*
**[08:27] Gempel**
*but it won't go that way this time!*
**[08:29] Gempel**
*Oliga, I'll be taking your life.*
**[08:33] Lulune**
Oliga-chan!
**[08:35] Oliga**
Oh, Glutton.
**[08:37] Lulune**
*When she gets close, I'll snap her neck!*
**[08:43] Lulune**
This girl?!
**[08:45] Oliga**
Here's an umbrella.
**[08:47] Oliga**
You didn't bring one, right?
**[08:51] Oliga**
You hold it, Lulune.
**[08:53] Oliga**
Since you're tall.
**[08:55] Lulune**
S-Sure.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Boy**
It's an upper-class noble! Get him!
**[09:01] (Flashback) Boy**
Hand over that damn umbrella!
**[09:02] (Flashback) Gempel Boy**
Hey! Give it back!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Boy2**
Gempel, I heard your family
was stripped of its title.
**[09:09] (Flashback) Boy3**
All this time, you acted like
you were so much better than us!
**[09:15] Lulune**
Why are you giving me an umbrella?
**[09:17] Lulune**
You'll get all wet yourself.
**[09:20] Oliga**
I'm fine.
**[09:21] Oliga**
You may be a glutton,
**[09:23] Oliga**
but you're a good girl who's
always sharing food with me.
**[09:26] Oliga**
Besides, you're my buddy.
**[09:34] Gempel**
*I'm her buddy?!*
**[09:40] Gempel**
*You dumbass!*
**[09:41] Oliga**
Where are you going? You'll catch a cold.
**[09:43] Gempel**
*Idiots don't catch colds!*
**[09:50] Gempel**
*I swear, every single one of them...*
**[09:56] Gempel**
*That's...*
**[09:58] Gempel**
*Artoria the Calamity.*
**[10:01] Gempel**
*This time, I won't fail.*
**[10:03] Gempel**
*I'll finish her for sure.*
**[10:05] Lulune**
Doppelganger.
**[10:09] Seiichi**
Using the man she loves the most,
**[10:12] Seiichi**
Hiiragi Seiichi.
**[10:14] Seiichi**
Continued in the second half.
**[10:23] Seiichi**
I want to be through
the mountains by nightfall,
**[10:25] Seiichi**
so let's deal with this quickly.
**[10:26] Saria**
All right.
**[10:28] Saria**
Then I'll go buy us some drinks.
**[10:30] Seiichi**
Okay, thanks.
**[10:36] Saria**
Huh?
**[10:44] Saria**
What's the matter?
**[10:51] Saria**
Are you hurt anywhere?
**[10:55] Destra**
N-No, I was just recalling the past.
**[11:01] Destra**
It's nothing.
**[11:03] Destra**
I'm fine, young lady.
**[11:05] Seiichi**
Saria!
**[11:09] Saria**
I bought drinks, Seiichi.
**[11:13] Seiichi**
*Hey, have I seen him before?*
**[11:16] Destra**
*I found him.*
**[11:18] Destra**
You're Seiichi-sensei from
Barbador Magic Academy, right?
**[11:22] Seiichi**
How do you know me?
**[11:24] Destra**
You're famous!
**[11:26] Destra**
I heard you're so super strong that
the king of Wimberg relies on you!
**[11:31] Seiichi**
Huh? Really?
**[11:32] Saria**
Seiichi, you're amazing!
**[11:35] Destra**
I heard you're a real hero!
**[11:38] Seiichi**
What are you doing here all by yourself?
**[11:41] Destra**
Me?
**[11:42] Destra**
I'm on a journey.
**[11:44] Destra**
Searching for fun things to do.
**[11:46] Saria**
Wow, how nice!
**[11:48] Saria**
We're on our way back now.
**[11:51] Destra**
Hey...
**[11:52] Destra**
Sensei, are you happy right now?
**[11:57] Saria**
He is! Right, Seiichi?
**[12:00] Seiichi**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:03] Destra**
I'm jealous.
**[12:05] Seiichi**
Huh? What'd you say?
**[12:07] Destra**
Nothing. See you, Seiichi-sensei.
**[12:10] Saria**
You're leaving?
**[12:13] Destra**
It's okay.
**[12:14] Destra**
We'll meet again for sure.
**[12:17] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[12:37] Seiichi**
Hey, Ar!
**[12:41] Artoria**
S-Seiichi?
**[12:43] Artoria**
Why are you here?
**[12:45] Artoria**
What about Wimberg? What about Saria?
**[12:48] Seiichi**
I came back all by myself
because I wanted to see you alone.
**[12:53] Seiichi**
You're the only one I have
eyes for right now, Ar.
**[12:56] Artoria**
Wh-Where is this coming from?
**[13:00] Seiichi**
Ar, may I hug you?
**[13:04] Artoria**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[13:09] Artoria**
S-Sei—
**[13:12] Gempel**
*Got you.*
**[13:16] Artoria**
What are you saying?!
**[13:21] Artoria**
What has gotten into you?!
**[13:25] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[13:27] Artoria**
Seiichi, are you okay?!
**[13:29] Gempel**
* Does this Seiichi guy go*
* through this all the time?*
**[13:30] Artoria**
Sorry, it was force of habit!
**[13:33] Artoria**
B-But...
**[13:35] Artoria**
I really was worried about you back then.
**[13:42] Artoria**
I'm truly glad you came back to life.
**[13:47] Gempel**
* I'm the one who brought*
* him back to life, though.*
**[13:50] Artoria**
I told you before, right?
**[13:52] Artoria**
People call me the Calamity,
**[13:54] Artoria**
but you accepted everything
about me, and I'm grateful for that.
**[13:59] Artoria**
So I want to accept everything about you, too.
**[14:04] Seiichi**
Everything...
**[14:08] Gempel Boy**
* No one pays attention to my*
* feelings, to my true face.*
**[14:18] Seiichi**
Why?
**[14:21] Artoria**
I-Isn't that obvious?
**[14:23] Artoria**
Because I—
**[14:25] Seiichi**
You?
**[14:27] Artoria**
Because I love you!
**[14:29] Seiichi**
L-L-L...
**[14:35] Seiichi**
L-Love?
**[14:37] Artoria**
So, Seiichi, go ahead... and hug me!
**[14:46] Gempel**
*Is Hiiragi Seiichi really such a good guy?!*
**[14:52] Artoria**
H-Huh?
**[14:55] Artoria**
Don't ignore me!
**[14:56] Seiichi**
Again?!
**[15:02] Gempel**
* Why do they all adore*
* Hiiragi Seiichi so much?*
**[15:06] Gempel**
* I decided to spend some time*
* as Seiichi in order to find out.*
**[15:12] Beatrice**
Everyone did so well on their last quiz.
**[15:14] Beatrice**
It's thanks to you, Sensei!
**[15:15] Seiichi**
Oh, no, that's not true.
**[15:17] Beatrice**
Thank you so much.
**[15:24] Seiichi**
This is quite a feast!
**[15:26] Barnabus**
It's nice to eat outdoors like this
every once in a while.
**[15:31] Oliga**
The air is nice, too.
**[15:33] Lulune**
Yeah! This air is yummy!
**[15:36] Seiichi**
Lulune, you mean the sandwiches, not the air.
**[15:40] Lulune**
Naturally!
**[15:44] Gempel**
*Not good!*
**[15:45] Gempel**
* I was planning to learn*
* why they adore Seiichi,*
**[15:48] Gempel**
*but I've started enjoying this school life!*
**[15:52] Artoria**
So, Principal...
**[15:54] Artoria**
You wanted to discuss
something with us, didn't you?
**[15:58] Barbanus**
Yes, actually.
**[16:00] Barbanus**
It's about the Great Devil Order.
**[16:04] Oliga**
You did say that the day
of the final battle was close.
**[16:08] Barnabus**
That's right.
**[16:09] Barnabus**
What I want to talk to you about is...
**[16:16] Artoria**
What's this doing here?!
**[16:17] Seiichi**
Hmph. It's probably a monster that was
awakened by the Great Devil's pulse.
**[16:27] Oliga**
This thing's strong!
**[16:29] Barnabus**
Get away from it right now!
**[16:32] Artoria**
I'd love to, but...
**[16:46] Artoria**
Seiichi!
**[16:48] Oliga**
Onii-chan, you're amazing!
**[16:49] Lulune**
You're so reliable, Master!
**[16:53] Barnabus**
That makes it clear.
**[16:56] Barnabus**
To be honest, I've sensed an evil
presence here at the academy lately,
**[17:01] Barnabus**
but I hadn't been able to locate it.
**[17:05] Barnabus**
He's an assassin sent
by the Great Devil Order.
**[17:11] Oliga**
What's wrong, Onii-chan?
**[17:12] Oliga**
You don't look happy.
**[17:14] Seiichi**
That's not true. I'm always with—
**[17:17] Kannazuki**
Hold it right there!
**[17:22] Artoria**
Kannazuki Karen? Why are you here?
**[17:25] Kannazuki**
You might be able to deceive their eyes,
**[17:27] Kannazuki**
but you can't deceive my nose!
**[17:30] Kannazuki**
That man isn't Seiichi-kun!
**[17:39] Oliga**
Onii-chan?
**[17:40] Lulune**
S-Seriously?
**[17:42] Artoria**
Do you... h-have any proof of that?
**[17:46] Kannazuki**
I have evidence!
**[17:53] Lulune**
Airin?
**[17:54] Kannazuki**
The one who approached Lulune
several days ago was a fake Airin.
**[17:59] Kannazuki**
I rescued the real one from
the academy's chicken coop.
**[18:03] Airi**
Man, you really saved me from that one!
**[18:07] Airi**
I don't know what happened,
**[18:09] Airi**
but when I came to, I was with the chickens.
**[18:15] Kannazuki**
Even if you can copy his
appearance and abilities,
**[18:18] Kannazuki**
you can't copy Seiichi-kun's
fragrant body odor.
**[18:23] Artoria**
Then... who in the world are you?
**[18:28] Gempel**
Guess the cat's out of the bag now!
**[18:31] Kannazuki**
So bright!
**[18:35] Kannazuki**
I'm one of the Great Devil Order's top four,
**[18:38] Kannazuki**
Gempel the Doppelganger.
**[18:40] Barnabus**
One of the Great Devil Order's top four?!
**[18:45] Gempel**
You're right.
**[18:47] Gempel**
I used the chaos of the fight
between Seiichi and the apostles
**[18:52] Gempel**
to swap places with that lady there.
**[18:57] Artoria**
Why would you do that?!
**[18:59] Gempel**
Because I want to capture you all
and eliminate you in front of Seiichi.
**[19:03] Gempel**
That's the best strategy for
plunging him into the pit of despair!
**[19:08] Lulune**
What?!
**[19:11] Gempel**
At least, that was the plan before
I became Seiichi and realized something.
**[19:16] Gempel**
I lived my entire life
without being loved by anyone,
**[19:21] Gempel**
so I never cared if anyone else died.
**[19:25] Gempel**
But now, I think I understand.
**[19:27] Gempel**
Losing the people precious
to you is a very sad thing.
**[19:34] Gempel**
That's why I couldn't help saving you all.
**[19:39] Gempel**
I'm such an idiot.
**[19:42] Artoria**
You...
**[19:47] Gempel**
From now on, I think I'll try to find
someone to accept me like Seiichi did.
**[19:52] Gempel**
Someone who will be fond of me.
**[19:54] Gempel**
At least, that's how I want to live.
**[19:57] Gempel**
Though I doubt I'll ever measure up to him.
**[20:02] Gempel**
Later.
**[20:05] Kannazuki**
You can do it.
**[20:08] Kannazuki**
I can smell that potential in you.
**[20:14] Gempel**
Thanks, lady with the keen nose.
**[20:21] Artoria**
Should we really just let him go?
**[20:24] Barnabus**
With his power, it would be
a trivial matter to kill us all.
**[20:30] Barnabus**
Yet he didn't do that.
**[20:33] Barnabus**
So I want to believe in him.
**[20:37] Barnabus**
I want to believe there's a ray of hope
**[20:40] Barnabus**
for those who have made mistakes, as well.
**[20:52] Gempel**
Well, what should I do now?
**[21:02] Gempel**
You, huh?
**[21:05] Gempel**
Perfect timing.
**[21:07] Gempel**
I'm leaving the Great Devil Order.
**[21:12] Gempel**
I don't care about all this despair
and Great Devil stuff anymore.
**[21:16] Gempel**
So I'm going to find someone
to love, who'll love m—
**[21:34] Saria**
That boy was cute, wasn't he?
**[21:36] Seiichi**
Yeah, he was.
**[21:40] Saria**
What's the matter?
**[21:41] Seiichi**
Well...
**[21:42] Seiichi**
I just feel like I've seen him
somewhere before.
**[23:21] Guscle**
Everyone, the battle against
the Great Devil Order is nigh!
**[23:24] Guscle**
So let's put our spirit into it!
**[23:26] All**
Yeah!
**[23:31] Vitor**
Now, let's commence the operation.
**[23:35] Seiichi**
A murderer is on the loose
in that crazy guild!
**[23:38] Seiichi**
The victim is the pacifier man!
**[23:39] Seiichi**
Wait, who's that?
**[23:40] Seiichi**
Guscle and the others set out to resolve it,
**[23:42] Seiichi**
but wait, will I get to show up at all?!
**[23:44] Seiichi**
Next time: "Vitor the Resonance."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Victor the Resonance
**[23:46] Seiichi**
It's a sausage fest of perverted
gentlemen showing off!
# E10 - Vitor the Resonance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKGWN4/vitor-the-resonance)
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**[00:01] Guscle**
Everyone, the battle against
the Great Devil Order is nigh!
**[00:04] Guscle**
So let's put our spirit into it!
**[00:07] All**
Yeah!
**[00:11] Vitor**
Now, let's commence the operation.
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Vitor the Resonance
**[01:50] Guscle**
It's protein cut with protein!
**[01:53] Guscle**
Today we drink, drink, get drunk, drink,
drink, and keep drinking until we pass out!
**[01:59] Eris**
Protein cut with protein
is just plain protein.
**[02:02] Vitor**
* I could take the life of*
* this nation's king, Ranze,*
**[02:05] Vitor**
* and gather despair for the*
* Great Devil's resurrection.*
**[02:09] Vitor**
*But, no!*
**[02:10] Vitor**
*That would be meaningless!*
**[02:12] Vitor**
*Pointless!*
**[02:15] Vitor**
*Intolerable sloth in my own eyes!*
**[02:19] Vitor**
*I can't restrain myself any longer!*
**[02:40] Pacifier**
What a pwetty night sky.
**[02:43] Pacifier**
Moments like this call for...
***SIGN*** "The Murder of Pacifier Man"
**[02:57] Vitor**
"The Murder of Pacifier Man."
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Vitor
Perverted Gentleman
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Pacifier Man
Victim
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Guscle
Detective
**[03:10] Guscle**
H-He's dead!
**[03:17] Eris**
Wait a moment!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Eris
Guild Receptionist
**[03:19] Eris**
He has a pulse!
**[03:21] Eris**
He's still ali—
**[03:22] Guscle**
I won't forgive them!
**[03:23] Guscle**
They'll pay for killing this
nameless, perverted side-character!
**[03:26] Eris**
I said he's alive!
**[03:28] Eris**
Wait, maybe the Great Devil
Order is staging their atta—
**[03:32] Vitor**
I will uncover the true
culprit behind this crime!
**[03:35] Vitor**
I swear on my muscles!
**[03:37] Eris**
When did you change?!
**[03:39] Vitor**
Guscle-san.
**[03:40] Guscle**
Oh?
**[03:40] Vitor**
Let's begin our investigation.
**[03:43] Guscle**
Oh! Vitor!
**[03:45] Guscle**
That outfit!
**[03:47] Guscle**
You get it, don't you?!
**[03:49] Vitor**
No, no, it was the obvious thing to prepare.
**[03:52] Vitor**
Oh, speaking of investigations...
Here you go, Guscle-san.
**[03:57] Guscle**
It's... protein and anpan!
**[04:01] Eris**
*He's getting this confused with a stakeout.*
**[04:04] Vitor**
Those two pair so well that it's deadly.
**[04:07] Guscle**
You're so considerate, Vitor!
**[04:15] Vitor**
I believe this most likely was not
the work of the Great Devil Order!
**[04:19] Eris**
What makes you say that?
**[04:22] Guscle**
Hey, you guys!
**[04:23] Guscle**
First, we go over the evidence at the scene!
**[04:26] Guscle**
Vitor,
**[04:28] Guscle**
what do you make of this baby bottle?
**[04:31] Vitor**
May I?
**[04:40] Vitor**
It's still warm!
**[04:42] Vitor**
The estimated time of death is likely...
**[04:45] Vitor**
sometime between now and last night, I think.
**[04:48] Guscle**
I see!
**[04:50] Eris**
That doesn't tell us anything!
**[04:54] Guscle**
Vitor, his fly remains down and unzipped.
**[05:00] Guscle**
What do you make of that?
**[05:01] Vitor**
That's perplexing.
**[05:03] Guscle**
I believe...
**[05:05] Guscle**
To be put in terms of muscles...
**[05:07] Guscle**
This is the same as a sphincter
being loose and inactive.
**[05:11] Eris**
Huh?
**[05:12] Vitor**
I see! Brilliant anal-yzation!
**[05:14] Guscle**
Oh! You understand, Vitor?!
**[05:18] Eris**
What is this crazy exchange?
**[05:26] Guscle**
It's hard to find any leads here.
**[05:29] Vitor**
Why don't we take a break for now?
**[05:31] Guscle**
Yeah. Let's get something to drink...
**[05:34] Guscle**
Oh! We have tea right here!
**[05:37] Guscle**
Looks muscle good!
**[05:38] Guscle**
Thank you so macho!
**[05:39] Eris**
Hey! That's evidence!
**[05:43] Guscle**
Oh, da-macho!
**[05:46] Eris**
You muscle-brained pig!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Trenchcoat Man
Suspect 1
**[05:53] Guscle**
Confess!
**[05:57] Trenchcoat**
Hey! You would suspect an ally?!
**[06:00] Vitor**
I don't really want to say this,
**[06:03] Vitor**
but they say you should always suspect
those close to the victim first.
**[06:06] Vitor**
Please understand.
**[06:08] Guscle**
You heard what Vitor said.
**[06:10] Guscle**
Please forgive us.
**[06:12] Trenchcoat**
I'm innocent!
**[06:13] Trenchcoat**
I swear on these white briefs!
**[06:18] Vitor**
What shockingly pure whiteness!
**[06:20] Guscle**
Guess that means he's purely innocent!
**[06:23] Vitor**
No, we still don't have proof.
**[06:30] Guscle**
Ah, this soft, warm light!
**[06:34] Guscle**
It washes my soul clean!
**[06:37] Vitor**
The material is ordinary cotton
and polyester, and yet...
**[06:41] Vitor**
He's clearly pure white and innocent.
**[06:43] Guscle**
Yeah, got it! Next!
**[06:45] Eris**
This is ridiculous.
**[06:46] Guscle**
Muscle!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
***SIGN*** Destroyer
Suspect 2
**[06:47] Destroyer**
I didn't do it!
**[06:51] Guscle**
What is that?
**[06:53] Vitor**
This is luminol.
**[06:55] Vitor**
If this iron ball was used as the murder
weapon, any blood on it will glow blue.
**[07:01] Guscle**
Oh! I've seen that in action before!
**[07:04] Guscle**
Let me see it!
**[07:09] Guscle**
What?! My boomerang is glowing blue?!
**[07:14] Vitor**
Guscle-san, please calm down!
**[07:17] Guscle**
Which means the true culprit...
**[07:20] Guscle**
was me all along?!
**[07:21] Guscle**
...was me all along?!
**[07:23] Guscle**
...was me all along?!
**[07:28] Vitor**
Your boomerang was blue to begin with.
**[07:30] Vitor**
Also, you're obviously not
the culprit, Guscle-san.
**[07:34] Guscle**
Vitor!
**[07:36] Guscle**
No, friend!
**[07:39] Guscle**
Muscle!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82Wanna Do It
***SIGN*** Wanna Do It
Author?
**[07:41] Eris**
* Their useless investigation*
* continued for a while after that.*
**[07:44] Doit**
Hey! Don't cut out our screen time!
***SIGN*** Pacifier Man's Grave
**[07:59] Guscle**
Rest in peace.
**[08:01] Eris**
Hey! I told you, he isn't dead!
**[08:09] Guscle**
H-He turned into a zombie?!
**[08:15] Pacifier**
I swept well!
**[08:17] Guscle**
Oh!
**[08:18] Guscle**
You're alive!
**[08:21] Guscle**
Thank goodness!
**[08:23] Eris**
How can you say that after burying him?!
**[08:25] Vitor**
What on earth?
**[08:27] Pacifier**
Huh?
**[08:28] Pacifier**
What's the matter, evewyone?
**[08:32] Eris**
What happened to you last night?
**[08:34] Pacifier**
Ah, well...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Pacifier**
What a pwetty night sky.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Pacifier**
Moments like this call for...
**[09:00] (Flashback) Pacifier**
That was it.
**[09:08] Guscle**
What, that's all?
**[09:10] Guscle**
Why, you!
**[09:12] Guscle**
I almost drank that!
**[09:14] Guscle**
So there we have it! That's...
**[09:16] Guscle**
case closed!
**[09:20] All**
Yay!
**[09:24] Guscle**
All right, now I want to take a bath!
**[09:27] Guscle**
Let's all go bathe naked together!
**[09:29] All**
Yeah!
**[09:33] Guscle**
Friend!
**[09:35] Guscle**
Thanks to you, we resolved this quickly!
**[09:38] Guscle**
You have my thanks.
**[09:40] Vitor**
I'm honored to have been of service.
**[09:49] Guscle**
All right! Let's meet up at the bath!
**[09:53] Eris**
*Now, how was he...*
**[09:55] (Flashback) Vitor**
I believe this most likely was not
the work of the Great Devil Order!
**[10:01] Eris**
* ...able to immediately suggest it wasn't*
* the work of the Great Devil Order?*
**[10:16] Seiichi**
I told everyone that
**[10:18] Seiichi**
the Demon Lord Army and the Wimberg Kingdom
had successfully forged an alliance,
**[10:24] Seiichi**
and that we might end up fighting
against the Great Devil Order.
**[10:31] Seiichi**
If it ever comes to that,
**[10:35] Seiichi**
I want you all to be able
to protect yourselves.
**[10:40] Seiichi**
Got it?
**[10:41] Seiichi**
I'm entrusting this academy to you.
**[10:43] All**
Yes, sir!
**[11:07] Eris**
Everyone's meeting up at
the bath, right, Vitor-san?
**[11:11] Vitor**
Yes.
**[11:12] Vitor**
I thought I'd work up a sweat beforehand.
**[11:15] Eris**
This isn't the way to the bath.
**[11:19] Vitor**
Yes.
**[11:20] Vitor**
But that's fine.
**[11:23] Eris**
What do you mean by that?
**[11:26] Vitor**
I'm really starting to approach my limits.
**[11:29] Vitor**
I'm aching and aching to beat you to death!
**[11:33] Vitor**
You strong warrior!
**[11:36] Eris**
Now things make sense.
**[11:39] Eris**
That explains how you could
tell from a glance back then.
**[11:42] Eris**
I have a guess I'm close to certain of,
but who are you, really?
**[11:48] Vitor**
A priest of the Great Devil Order,
Vitor the Resonance!
**[11:52] Vitor**
Your death knell will be
a requiem for my soul.
**[11:59] Vitor**
Please make this at least a little fun for me.
**[12:05] Eris**
Try some of this!
**[12:17] Vitor**
You really just aren't enough.
**[12:22] Vitor**
Thank you for our time
together, short as it was.
**[12:25] Vitor**
Farewell, Eris-san.
**[12:30] Guscle**
What are you doing?
**[12:33] Vitor**
I was just asking Eris-san for some practice.
**[12:37] Guscle**
Tell me the truth.
**[12:42] Vitor**
Good grief.
**[12:44] Vitor**
I thought you were just
a muscle-brained idiot,
**[12:46] Vitor**
but your intuition is surprisingly sharp.
**[12:49] Guscle**
Why, friend?
**[12:52] Vitor**
Friend?
**[12:54] Vitor**
Friend?!
**[12:57] Vitor**
What do you mean, "friend"?
**[12:59] Vitor**
You do realize you're the only
one of us who's using that term?
**[13:05] Vitor**
So truly worthless!
**[13:07] Vitor**
I fight and kill the strong!
**[13:10] Vitor**
I kill them as I watch them despair
and lose the will to fight!
**[13:15] Vitor**
That's all there is to it!
**[13:18] Vitor**
That is everything!
**[13:24] Eris**
Guscle...
**[13:27] Guscle**
Eris, you okay?
**[13:30] Eris**
My injury's not that bad.
**[13:33] Eris**
It's just...
**[13:34] Guscle**
What?
**[13:37] Eris**
As a sadist, that was unbearable humiliation.
**[13:42] Guscle**
Then leave the rest to me.
**[14:14] Guscle**
Friend, I'll fight you at full strength.
**[14:19] Guscle**
Here I go.
**[14:29] Vitor**
*Ah, yes!*
**[14:32] Vitor**
* All this time, I've lived*
* such an unfulfilling life.*
**[14:36] Vitor**
*Because I possessed such tremendous power,*
**[14:39] Vitor**
* I faced the dilemma of never having an*
* opponent I could go all-out against.*
**[14:45] Vitor**
*But now... I've finally found one!*
**[14:48] Vitor**
* This is the first promising*
* opponent I've fought!*
**[14:51] Vitor**
*This is the first time I've felt such fervor!*
**[14:54] Vitor**
*I'm picking up speed!*
**[14:58] Vitor**
You're the best, Guscle Clute!
**[15:10] Guscle**
This isn't the best you've got.
**[15:14] Guscle**
You should be able to feel it, too.
**[15:17] Guscle**
This fervor communicated through our muscles!
**[15:19] Guscle**
This ultimate exaltation!
**[15:23] Vitor**
*Is that what this is?*
**[15:25] Vitor**
*This feeling reverberating through my brain?!*
**[15:28] Guscle**
Set yourself free, Vitor!
**[15:32] Vitor**
I'm grateful to you.
**[15:35] Vitor**
Thanks to you, I can wield my true power.
**[15:38] Guscle**
Oh?
**[15:51] Guscle**
You've unleashed it!
**[15:53] Guscle**
The pathos of your muscles!
**[15:55] Vitor**
My ability is called Resonance!
**[15:58] Vitor**
It's a power that can return
all of your attacks twofold.
**[16:03] Guscle**
Oh?
**[16:04] Guscle**
That's quite a nice muscle
power you have there.
**[16:07] Vitor**
I don't care about the Great Devil!
**[16:10] Vitor**
What I want is...
**[16:12] Guscle**
What I want is...
**[16:14] Both**
To beat *you*, thoroughly, with my full power!
**[16:19] Both**
That's what you want, too, isn't it?!
**[16:23] Guscle**
Yeah!
**[16:25] Guscle**
My muscles are screaming!
**[16:28] Guscle**
My justice!
**[16:31] Vitor**
My justice rebound!
**[16:38] Guscle**
Is that the extent of your Resonance?!
**[16:47] Vitor**
*This is awesome!*
**[16:50] Vitor**
*This is awesome!*
**[16:51] Vitor**
*This is awesome!*
**[17:01] Vitor**
Come on, let's hurry up and continue.
**[17:07] Vitor**
Is that all you have, too?!
**[17:10] Vitor**
Come on, stand up!
**[17:14] Guscle**
I'm not done yet!
**[17:16] Guscle**
My muscles are telling me to have fun!
**[17:20] Vitor**
What?!
**[17:22] Guscle**
Here I come...
**[17:23] Guscle**
Vitor the Resonance!
**[17:27] Vitor**
Guscle!
**[17:50] Guscle**
I'm still just getting started.
**[17:52] Vitor**
How?!
**[17:54] Vitor**
You should already be well past your limit!
**[17:57] Guscle**
Friend, what sad muscles.
**[18:02] Guscle**
You've honed your muscles
to such a great extent...
**[18:09] Guscle**
So why did you only pursue
your own strength?!
**[18:18] Guscle**
Can't you hear it?
**[18:19] Guscle**
Your muscles are crying!
**[18:22] Vitor**
What's going on?!
**[18:24] Vitor**
My arm is snapping apart?!
**[18:30] Vitor**
Why am I shaking?!
**[18:38] Vitor**
What is this?!
**[18:39] Vitor**
Why am I seeing this?!
**[18:46] Guscle**
Consider this punch
**[18:49] Guscle**
the grief felt by
**[18:50] Guscle**
both me and your own muscles!
**[18:54] Guscle**
This is the end!
**[19:15] Guscle**
Friend...
**[19:18] Vitor**
* For the first time in my life,*
* I feel like I've lost.*
**[19:24] Vitor**
*But oddly enough, that isn't a bad feeling.*
**[19:41] Vitor**
*Guscle-san...*
**[19:43] Vitor**
*If ever...*
**[19:46] Vitor**
*we meet again, then...*
**[19:53] Jutis**
Well, well, Vitor-san.
**[19:56] Jutis**
It's rare to see you so beaten up.
**[20:00] Vitor**
Jutis...
**[20:01] Jutis**
I sincerely doubt it,
**[20:03] Jutis**
but surely you didn't
manage to lose, did you?
**[20:09] Vitor**
Yes, I lost.
**[20:11] Vitor**
For the first time ever.
**[20:13] Vitor**
I never thought the day would come
when I'd find someone stronger than me.
**[20:17] Jutis**
Oh?
**[20:19] Vitor**
However, I also feel like I'm actually
alive for the first time in my life.
**[20:24] Jutis**
Is that so?
**[20:26] Vitor**
I suppose the taste of defeat
is also quite delectable.
**[20:30] Jutis**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[20:33] Jutis**
It's great that you now understand
you were but a big fish in a small pond.
**[20:38] Vitor**
True.
**[20:39] Vitor**
It's back to square one again.
**[20:42] Vitor**
Next time, I'll win for sure.
**[20:44] Jutis**
Is that so?
**[20:46] Jutis**
Well, assuming there is a next time.
**[20:49] Vitor**
What?
**[21:02] Jutis**
My power is Ubiquity.
**[21:04] Jutis**
It's the power to teleport across
any space, dimension, or time.
**[21:14] Jutis**
You said it, didn't you?!
**[21:16] Jutis**
That you don't care about the Great Devil!
**[21:21] Jutis**
Vitor-san, please rest in peace.
**[21:25] Jutis**
Your death will also serve
to nourish the Great Devil.
**[21:44] Seiichi**
Fall Disaster!
**[21:47] Seiichi**
Water Ball!
**[21:52] Seiichi**
What on earth is wrong with me?
**[23:35] Seiichi**
The truth behind the Fruit of
Evolution is finally revealed,
**[23:38] Seiichi**
along with Destra's fierce past!
**[23:40] Seiichi**
The story finally approaches its final battle!
**[23:43] ---**
Next time: "Destra the Absolute Death."
***SIGN*** Next Time
Destra the Absolute Death
**[23:45] Seiichi**
Destra... Are you...
# E11 - Destra the Absolute Death
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***SIGN*** Sensei. Libera-sensei?
***SIGN*** Oh. What is it, Destra-kun?
***SIGN*** Here...
***SIGN*** Today's your birthday, right?
***SIGN*** A present? For me?
***SIGN*** Anemone?
***SIGN*** Well, you said you liked them, so...
***SIGN*** Hehe...
***SIGN*** Well? Does it look good on me?
***SIGN*** Yes!
***SIGN*** Thank you, Destra-kun.
***SIGN*** I truly appreciate the sentiment.
**[00:56] Libera**
*Run! Hurry!*
**[01:18] Destra**
*Memories should all just die.*
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Destra the Absolute Death
**[02:55] Barnabus**
I had you all come here for but one reason.
**[02:59] Barnabus**
Seiichi-kun, it's time to reveal the true
reason I invited you to this academy.
**[03:08] Barnabus**
It was all because I anticipated the
battles with the Great Devil Order.
**[03:13] Seiichi**
What do you mean?
**[03:16] Barnabus**
Those who take the Fruit of
Evolution into themselves
**[03:19] Barnabus**
will inevitably cross paths
with the Great Devil.
**[03:22] Barnabus**
I'm talking about you, Seiichi-kun.
**[03:27] Seiichi**
So you knew?
**[03:29] Barnabus**
Who do you think I am?
**[03:32] Saria**
A perverted old man!
**[03:34] Oliga**
A masochistic old man!
**[03:35] Barnabus**
Well, yes, those are true, too!
**[03:38] Barnabus**
All right, stop that.
**[03:39] Artoria**
But why does the Fruit of Evolution have
anything to do with the Great Devil?
**[03:43] Beatrice**
To get into that, we must first
discuss the legend of creation.
**[03:49] Beatrice**
It starts in ancient times, when the
gods were still creating this world.
**[03:56] Beatrice**
One day, a certain god revolted
against the other gods
**[04:00] Beatrice**
so that they could reign supreme.
**[04:03] Beatrice**
Their conflict was the fiercest of all time,
**[04:06] Beatrice**
and much of the land was burnt to nothing,
**[04:08] Beatrice**
until the god that revolted was finally
sealed away within this world.
**[04:13] Beatrice**
The god that revolted hated the
other gods and cursed the world.
**[04:18] Beatrice**
That negative emotion took form, and the
crystallization of hate that spilled forth
**[04:24] Beatrice**
was the Fruit of Evolution.
**[04:28] Beatrice**
The Fruit of Evolution proliferated
**[04:30] Beatrice**
with blinding speed,
seeking to cover the whole world.
**[04:33] Beatrice**
The gods who noticed this used
their power to suppress its spread,
**[04:38] Beatrice**
and now it's considered a legendary item.
**[04:46] Barnabus**
And that god who revolted
is the Great Devil.
**[04:52] Barnabus**
Those who eat the maximum Fruits of Evolution
**[04:56] Barnabus**
eventually become fodder for the Great Devil.
**[04:59] Barnabus**
Fodder chock-full of the aura of despair.
**[05:03] Lulune**
Master, how many Fruits of
Evolution have you eaten?
**[05:07] Seiichi**
Ten, if I recall.
**[05:09] Oliga**
Is that...
**[05:11] Beatrice**
It is the upper limit.
**[05:14] Barnabus**
Do not fear.
**[05:16] Barnabus**
Protecting you is my duty as the Holy Mage,
**[05:20] Barnabus**
and it's why I summoned you to the academy.
**[05:23] Seiichi**
Barnabus-san...
**[05:25] Barnabus**
I don't need any thanks. Instead,
**[05:29] Barnabus**
everyone pet my head!
**[05:31] Beatrice**
Old man!
**[05:33] Barnabus**
Here it comes!
**[05:42] Barnabus**
The Great Devil Order priest, Destra—
**[05:46] Barnabus**
I'm the one who ultimately created him.
**[05:52] Barnabus**
Long ago, he was a student here
at Barbador Magic Academy,
**[05:57] Barnabus**
and my very own pupil.
**[06:04] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Riddle: What furniture makes your
hands shake just by owning it?
**[06:09] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Hint: Your hands tremble!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
The answer is: a table!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Riddle: What flower shouts when it's morning?
**[06:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Hint: In the morning, it howls!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
The answer is: a morning glory!
**[06:26] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Next one:
**[06:28] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
A chair might be a chair, but what
kind of chair is spicy and delicious?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Hint: curry!
**[06:36] (Flashback) Libera**
Where are your mom and dad?
**[06:49] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Now, the next—ow!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Destra**
Shut up, you damn bastard!
**[06:53] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll die cursing the gods!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Destra**
Don't stop me!
**[06:57] (Flashback) Destra**
What's this crap about
the gods and happiness?!
**[07:01] (Flashback) Destra**
They just steal from us,
make us suffer, and deceive us!
**[07:05] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll kill those damn gods!
**[07:07] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll break this damn world, too!
**[07:09] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll curse it all,
**[07:11] (Flashback) Destra**
kill the gods,
**[07:13] (Flashback) Destra**
and destroy everything!
**[07:23] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll die cursing them!
**[07:29] (Flashback) Destra**
Mommy! Mommy!
**[07:41] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
I am Barnabus Aevritt, a teacher
at Barbador Magic Academy.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
If you are willing, I can help you.
**[07:55] Barnabus**
Destra lost his family in the last war,
**[07:59] Barnabus**
and ended up all alone.
**[08:01] Students**
Hey, who's that?
**[08:02] Barnabus**
I took him into custody while he was hurting,
**[08:04] Students**
Someone amazing?
**[08:05] Barnabus**
and had him enroll in this academy.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
This is Destra-kun. He'll be a
part of your class from now on.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Everyone be kind to him.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Libera**
Pardon me!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Libera**
Sorry I'm late!
**[08:23] (Flashback) Barnabus**
Libera-kun!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Barnabus**
That's the twelfth time this month!
**[08:26] (Flashback) Barnabus**
Are you not aware that you
are an assistant teacher—
**[08:30] (Flashback) Libera**
I see. So you're starting today, Destra-kun.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Destra**
Uh, yes.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Destra**
Thank you for having me.
**[08:38] Barnabus**
She was great at looking after the kids,
and indispensable to the academy.
**[08:45] Barnabus**
Destra-kun had deep adoration
for Libera-kun, as well.
**[08:50] (Flashback) Libera**
Hey! No sleeping in class!
**[08:52] (Flashback) Libera**
Now, when you're producing Ice Spear...
**[08:56] (Flashback) Libera**
You worked so hard, Destra-kun!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Libera**
A present?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Destra**
Well, um...
**[09:09] (Flashback) Destra**
A-ha!
**[09:12] (Flashback) Libera**
Let me guess. You found a girl you like, right?
**[09:16] (Flashback) Destra**
I-It's not like that.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Libera**
Well, if you're getting a present for a girl,
**[09:24] (Flashback) Libera**
it has to be flowers, I think.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Destra**
Wh-What kind of flowers
would you like, Sensei?
**[09:29] (Flashback) Libera**
Me?
**[09:30] (Flashback) Libera**
If it were me...
**[09:32] (Flashback) Libera**
Oh, look there.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Libera**
They're called anemone.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Libera**
Their purple petals are
so pretty, aren't they?
**[09:42] (Flashback) Libera**
Those flowers also mean
"I'll believe in you and wait for you."
**[09:53] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei. Libera-sensei?
**[09:57] (Flashback) Libera**
Oh. What is it, Destra-kun?
**[10:01] (Flashback) Destra**
Here...
**[10:05] (Flashback) Destra**
Today's your birthday, right?
**[10:08] (Flashback) Libera**
A present? For me?
**[10:13] (Flashback) Libera**
Anemone?
**[10:15] (Flashback) Destra**
Well, you said you liked them, so...
**[10:25] (Flashback) Libera**
Well? Does it look good on me?
**[10:29] (Flashback) Destra**
Yes!
**[10:31] (Flashback) Libera**
Thank you, Destra-kun.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Libera**
I truly appreciate the sentiment.
**[10:38] Barnabus**
But one day, tragedy struck.
**[10:44] (Flashback) Libera**
There's trouble!
**[10:50] Student**
Did we do anything to deserve this?
**[10:51] (Flashback) Libera**
Wh-What is this?
**[10:56] (Flashback) Libera**
Everyone, get to the central tower!
**[10:58] (Flashback) Libera**
It'll be safe there!
**[10:59] (Flashback) Students**
Yes, ma'am!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Barnabus**
There's no end to them!
**[11:19] (Flashback) Students**
Hurry! Move it!
**[11:21] (Flashback) Students**
What's going on?!
**[11:43] (Flashback) Destra**
Ice Spear!
**[12:07] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei!
**[12:08] (Flashback) Libera**
R-Run! Hurry!
**[12:26] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei!
**[12:41] (Flashback) Barnabus**
Destra!
**[12:43] (Flashback) Barnabus**
Destra!
**[12:44] (Flashback) Barnabus**
Stop it!
**[13:01] Libera**
*Destra-kun.*
**[13:02] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei...
**[13:04] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei... Sensei...
**[13:21] (Flashback) Great Devil**
This is the second time.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Great Devil**
You will continue to experience
despair that drives you to death.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Great Devil**
Over and over...
**[13:30] (Flashback) Great Devil**
Forever.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Great Devil**
The world has denied and rejected you.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Great Devil**
Yes. The gods have ordained it.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Great Devil**
The gods who created the
world have ordained it.
**[13:45] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll curse them!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Destra**
I'll kill the gods and break the world!
**[13:51] (Flashback) Great Devil**
Then wish for it.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Great Devil**
Wish for the power to make
everything you touch despair
**[13:56] (Flashback) Great Devil**
and put an end to their very souls!
**[14:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Wh-What is this?
**[14:15] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Destra?
**[14:17] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
That's... the Fruit of Evolution?!
**[14:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Don't do it! You mustn't eat it!
**[14:27] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Stop!
**[14:31] (Flashback) Destra**
It's your fault.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)**
You're the one
**[14:36] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)**
who brought me here!
**[14:39] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)**
I'll throw everything that exists
into despair and kill them!
**[14:54] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
N-No...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Young Barnabus**
Destra!
**[15:07] Barnabus**
If only I had been able to
protect Libera-kun that day...
**[15:13] Barnabus**
Or if I had managed to stop him...
**[15:18] Jutis**
Destra-sama.
**[15:19] Jutis**
I believe it's time.
**[15:22] Destra**
*I know.*
**[15:24] Jutis**
Of course.
**[15:38] Destra**
It's been a long time, Barnabus-sensei.
**[15:42] Barnabus**
D-Destra...
**[15:44] Destra**
See?
**[15:45] Destra**
We meet again, didn't we, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun?
**[15:53] Lulune**
I can't move!
**[15:54] Artoria**
What is this?
**[15:57] Barnabus**
He's stopped our movement.
**[16:02] Destra**
Now, shall we go?
**[16:04] Barnabus**
Wait!
**[16:07] Barnabus**
Where are you planning to take him?!
**[16:10] Destra**
That's none of your business.
**[16:12] Barnabus**
It's very much my business!
**[16:20] Seiichi**
Barna-san!
**[16:22] Barnabus**
Destra,
**[16:24] Barnabus**
do you know how sad Libera-kun
would be if she saw you now?
**[16:29] Destra**
Don't you say that!
**[16:32] Destra**
You couldn't do anything!
**[16:38] Barnabus**
Stop this already!
**[16:44] Seiichi**
Stop it!
**[16:48] Barnabus**
Open your eyes, Destra!
**[16:50] Barnabus**
Come back to us!
**[16:52] Destra**
I hate those who are stubborn.
**[16:56] Barnabus**
Then perish alongside me.
**[16:58] Barnabus**
I'll be the last one you ever kill.
**[17:03] Seiichi**
Barna-san!
**[17:20] Seiichi**
Barna-san!
**[17:20] Girls**
Old Man!
**[17:24] Seiichi**
You're kidding me...
**[17:25] Destra**
What a shame, huh?
**[17:29] Seiichi**
Destra!
**[17:32] Destra**
Jutis.
**[17:34] Jutis**
I've been waiting.
**[17:46] Beatrice**
Seiichi-sensei?!
**[17:56] Seiichi**
Wh-Where am I?
**[17:58] Destra**
A world made from the accumulation
of negative emotions.
**[18:02] Destra**
It's where the Great Devil is sealed.
**[18:06] Seiichi**
Destra!
**[18:07] Saria**
Wow!
**[18:09] Saria**
Look, look, Seiichi!
**[18:11] Seiichi**
Saria?!
**[18:11] Saria**
Rocks are floating!
**[18:13] Destra**
She's a special guest...
**[18:16] Destra**
for the ultimate event that's about to start.
**[18:19] Saria**
Huh?
**[18:20] Seiichi**
Stand back, Saria.
**[18:22] Seiichi**
What are you after?
**[18:24] Destra**
I'm a priest of the Great Devil Order.
**[18:28] Destra**
Obviously I want the
Great Devil's resurrection.
**[18:30] Seiichi**
Why did you bring us here?
**[18:33] Destra**
Well...
**[18:35] Destra**
Take a guess.
**[18:38] Destra**
You're no fun.
**[18:40] Destra**
Here's a hint, then.
**[18:42] Destra**
The power the Great Devil granted
me was "Absolute Death."
**[18:45] Destra**
It taints the very soul of all
living things, kills them,
**[18:49] Destra**
and cuts them from the
cycle of reincarnation.
**[18:52] Destra**
In other words, they won't be
able to reincarnate or be reborn.
**[18:56] Seiichi**
Then Barna-san...
**[18:58] Destra**
...is bye-bye for all eternity.
**[19:03] Destra**
I'm grateful to the Great Devil.
**[19:06] Destra**
He gave me such a fun second life.
**[19:09] Destra**
Going from the robbed to
the robber was amazing.
**[19:14] Destra**
Looking down on people as they drown
in fear and despair is just the best.
**[19:19] Destra**
And then the Great Devil will be revived, too.
**[19:22] Destra**
That'll be the best day ever!
**[19:24] Seiichi**
You're crazy.
**[19:26] Destra**
But I've grown bored.
**[19:27] Destra**
He hasn't resurrected at all.
**[19:30] Destra**
Doing things little by little
just isn't in my nature.
**[19:34] Destra**
But that's where you come in!
**[19:36] Destra**
That's what you, the man who ate
the Fruit of Evolution, are for.
**[19:39] Seiichi**
You're planning to use
my negative energy, then?
**[19:42] Destra**
Ding-ding!
**[19:43] Destra**
Too bad, though.
**[19:45] Saria**
He's right, but still wrong?
**[19:48] Destra**
I'll resurrect the Great Devil
and kill him completely!
**[19:53] Seiichi**
Kill the Great Devil?
**[19:56] Seiichi**
That doesn't make sense!
**[19:59] Destra**
On that day, in that moment,
I made my decision!
**[20:03] Destra**
I'll destroy the world that makes me suffer!
**[20:05] Destra**
I'll kill all the gods
that created this world!
**[20:09] Destra**
I'll wipe out my memories and
my very existence myself!
**[20:12] Destra**
Deicide!
**[20:14] Destra**
That's my goal!
**[20:16] Destra**
I'll start by killing the Great Devil!
**[20:19] Destra**
I'll be taking your despair.
**[20:27] Jutis**
Oh! My god!
**[20:31] GreatDevil**
The time is finally here.
**[20:35] Jutis**
Yes!
**[20:47] Saria**
Seiichi!
**[20:52] Seiichi**
Instant Movement!
**[20:53] Seiichi**
Fall Disaster!
**[20:56] Seiichi**
Damn it! Why now, of all times?!
**[21:19] Destra**
Is that all your strength
amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
**[21:41] Destra**
You can still avoid my attacks?
**[21:57] Destra**
I've grown tired of this.
**[22:00] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[23:36] Destra**
Hey, Seiichi-kun,
**[23:38] Destra**
what do you think lies beyond evolution?
**[23:41] Destra**
Show it to me.
***SIGN*** Next Time
The True Fruit of Evolution
**[23:44] Destra**
Next time: "The True Fruit of Evolution."
**[23:47] Destra**
Bye-bye, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun.
# E12 - True Fruit of Evolution
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNM93Z/true-fruit-of-evolution)
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**[00:06] Jutis**
Destra-sama.
**[00:08] Jutis**
For the sake of the Great Devil...
**[00:18] Jutis**
Die.
**[00:27] Destra**
I've grown tired of this.
**[00:30] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[00:36] Saria**
Don't touch my Seiichi!
**[00:50] Destra**
Not bad.
**[01:13] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi!
**[01:22] Seiichi**
S-Saria...
**[01:24] Seiichi**
I'm... coming for you...
**[01:33] Destra**
Saria-kun truly is ugly as a gorilla.
**[01:43] Destra**
Bye-bye.
**[01:57] Seiichi**
S-Saria!
**[02:21] Saria**
S-Seiichi...
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** The Fruit of Evolution 2:
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** The True Fruit of Evolution
**[04:03] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[04:07] Saria**
Don't cry, Seiichi.
**[04:12] Saria**
I don't regret it.
**[04:16] Saria**
I enjoyed our time together.
**[04:21] Saria**
I was truly happy that...
**[04:27] Saria**
I... I got to be your wife.
**[04:45] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[04:48] Destra**
Saria-kun died because of you.
**[04:52] Destra**
Because you were powerless.
**[04:56] Destra**
That was my gift to you: ultimate despair.
**[04:59] Destra**
Now hurry up and awaken.
**[05:05] Destra**
It's your turn to give me a gift.
**[05:19] Destra**
Here it comes!
**[05:33] Destra**
You're almost there, Seiichi-kun.
**[05:42] Destra**
That's it! Just like that!
**[05:46] Destra**
I'll use you as fodder for the
revival of the Great Devil!
**[06:12] Jutis**
It's time...
**[06:14] Jutis**
for your resurrection!
**[06:24] Seiichi**
*I don't...*
**[06:27] Seiichi**
*care what happens anymore.*
**[06:41] Destra**
I see!
**[06:43] Destra**
You'll become the Great Devil, too!
**[06:50] Seiichi**
*Everything can just go away.*
**[07:19] Seiichi**
This is...
**[07:25] Seiichi**
*My life...*
**[07:26] Seiichi**
*in another world.*
**[07:29] Seiichi**
*My life where I had it made.*
**[07:34] Seiichi**
*My life's... flashing before my eyes?*
**[07:38] Seiichi**
*Which means...*
**[07:41] Seiichi**
*I'm not long for this world.*
**[07:48] Seiichi**
*Still,*
**[07:51] Seiichi**
*looking back at it all like this...*
**[07:54] Seiichi**
*Ever since I came to this world,*
**[07:57] Seiichi**
*everything has gone well for me.*
**[08:01] Seiichi**
*I truly was OP.*
**[08:07] Seiichi**
*But...*
**[08:10] Seiichi**
*After I had that dream...*
**[08:14] Seiichi**
Things went crazy.
**[08:16] Destra**
That's not right, Seiichi-kun.
**[08:19] Seiichi**
How is it not right?
**[08:22] Destra**
Try to remember.
**[08:31] Seiichi**
My old self?
***SIGN*** Creep
***SIGN*** Fatty
**[08:38] Destra**
That is your true form, isn't it?
**[08:42] Destra**
What happened in this world was a lie.
**[08:45] Destra**
It was fake.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Libera**
You found a girl you like, right?
**[08:52] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei!
**[08:59] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei...
**[09:01] (Flashback) Destra**
Sensei... Sensei...
**[09:09] Seiichi**
Fake?
**[09:11] Destra**
You didn't do anything wrong,
**[09:13] Destra**
and yet you were made to suffer so much.
**[09:16] Destra**
It was the same for me.
**[09:17] Destra**
One day, everything was
suddenly taken from me.
**[09:24] Destra**
Come on. The truth is that you
think the same thing, right?
**[09:28] Seiichi**
Think what?
**[09:29] Destra**
That you want to destroy this world
that made you suffer so much!
**[09:33] Seiichi**
Destroy this world?
**[09:37] Destra**
I'll destroy this world.
**[09:39] Destra**
So let's both destroy this world together!
**[09:43] Destra**
After all, you and I are the same!
**[09:47] Seiichi**
The same?
**[09:48] Destra**
Yes, we're the same.
**[09:54] Saria**
Hey, Seiichi.
**[09:56] Seiichi**
What is it?
**[09:59] Saria**
Our love is evolving.
**[10:05] Seiichi**
No.
**[10:06] Detra**
Huh?
**[10:07] Seiichi**
I'm not like you.
**[10:10] Seiichi**
I can't feel the same way you do.
**[10:12] Destra**
What was that?
**[10:14] Seiichi**
This may be weird to say,
**[10:16] Seiichi**
but it's because I was bullied...
**[10:19] Seiichi**
because I learned pain...
**[10:21] Seiichi**
that I wanted to be kind to others.
**[10:23] Destra**
Huh?
**[10:25] Destra**
What is this?
**[10:27] Kannazuki**
*Thank you, Seiichi-kun.*
**[10:29] Aira**
*Sei-chan, thank you.*
**[10:34] Seiichi**
If I hadn't experienced pain,
**[10:37] Seiichi**
I'm sure I wouldn't be able
to understand others' pain.
**[10:41] Artoria**
*Thanks, Seiichi.*
**[10:43] Lulune**
*Thank you so much, Master.*
**[10:45] Oliga**
*Thank you, Onii-chan.*
**[10:48] Destra**
Stop it.
**[10:49] Seiichi**
Because I knew pain,
**[10:51] Lutia**
Thank you.
**[10:51] Seiichi**
I was able to empathize
with everyone that I met.
**[10:52] Guscle**
Thank you!
**[10:53] Eris**
Thank you.
**[10:55] Ranze**
Thank you.
**[10:56] Louise**
Thank you.
**[10:57] Barnabus**
Thank you.
**[10:58] Beatrice**
Thank you.
**[10:59] Two**
Thank you.
**[11:00] Two**
Thank you.
**[11:02] Airi**
Thank you.
**[11:03] Kannazuki**
Thank you.
**[11:04] Lulune**
Thank you.
**[11:06] Saria (Gorilla)**
Thank you.
**[11:07] Oliga**
Thank you.
**[11:08] Artoria**
Thank you.
**[11:09] Saria**
Thank you, Seiichi.
**[11:11] Destra**
Stop it!
**[11:13] Destra**
Stop it! Stop it!
**[11:20] Destra**
Well, what now?
**[11:22] Seiichi**
Because I knew pain, I...
**[11:27] Saria**
Thank you, Seiichi.
**[11:30] Saria**
For making me, a gorilla, your wife.
**[11:36] Seiichi**
Saria... I...
**[11:39] Saria**
Your Status isn't your only cheat here!
**[11:43] Saria**
Your real cheat is your kindness!
**[11:46] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[11:48] Saria**
So don't lose!
**[11:51] Seiichi**
Thank you.
**[11:52] Seiichi**
I still have a lot to do!
**[11:57] Saria**
Yeah!
**[11:58] Saria**
Do your best, Seiichi!
**[12:02] Seiichi**
Leave it to me!
**[12:09] Destra**
Wha—
**[12:23] Seiichi**
I'll teach you...
**[12:26] Seiichi**
About love!
***SIGN*** True Fruit of Evolution
***SIGN*** Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
***SIGN*** True Fruit of Evolution
**[12:29] Status**
*Awakened to love.*
**[12:31] Status**
*Now commencing True Evolution.*
**[12:35] Destra**
What the heck is happening now?!
**[12:43] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*I want 1 + I Love You*
**[12:46] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*I want you to hold me*
**[12:51] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*no matter how I look*
**[12:54] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*Is that selfish of me?*
**[13:15] Seiichi&SariaSong**
* An "I love you today, as well"*
* kiss in the morning*
**[13:17] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*A "You're cute" kiss in the afternoon*
**[13:19] Seiichi&SariaSong**
* A "Let's meet in our dreams"*
* kiss in the evening*
**[13:23] Seiichi&SariaSong**
*Imagining those things*
**[13:24] Zakia**
What is this song?!
**[13:26] Song**
*makes my heart feel like it's bursting*
**[13:33] Song**
* I want to say it, I want to*
* say it, I want to say it,*
**[13:36] Gempel**
Evolution LOVE?
**[13:37] Song**
*But will you laugh*
**[13:40] Song**
*when you look at me?*
**[13:44] Guscle**
Muscle!
**[13:45] Song**
*(Sparkle sparkle sparkle My Love)*
**[13:49] Song**
*But, but, but my dear,*
**[13:52] Vitor**
Muscle!
**[13:53] Song**
*The fact that I love you*
**[13:56] Song**
*is as colorful as my body is big*
**[13:57] Status**
*True Evolution now complete.*
**[13:59] Song**
*and ever evolving*
**[14:03] Seiichi**
Sorry for the wait.
**[14:03] Song**
*See*
**[14:06] Song**
*I want 1 + I Love You*
**[14:09] Destra**
Wh-Who are you?
**[14:12] Seiichi**
True Seiichi.
**[14:14] Status**
*All statuses have become Love.*
***SIGN*** Love
**[14:17] Seiichi**
Love!
**[14:18] Destra**
What in the hell *are* you?!
**[14:29] Jutis**
What?!
**[14:37] Seiichi**
Come on, Destra.
**[14:48] Seiichi**
This is our final match.
**[14:53] Seiichi**
Destra!
**[14:55] Seiichi**
Come try and take my head
with that scythe of yours!
**[14:59] Destra**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[15:01] Destra**
Absolute Death is plenty!
**[15:07] Seiichi**
Love!
**[15:14] Destra**
H-How?!
**[15:18] Seiichi**
Love!
**[15:25] Seiichi**
Love! Love!
**[15:26] Seiichi**
Love will win!
**[15:31] Destra**
Why?!
**[15:32] Destra**
Why isn't it working?!
**[15:33] Status**
*Absolute Death has been absorbed,*
**[15:34] Status**
* and ultimate skill "Say You Love*
* Me In This Loveless Age, 2023"*
**[15:39] Status**
*has been acquired.*
**[15:40] Destra**
Cut the crap!
**[15:41] Destra**
Die, Seiichi!
**[15:50] Destra**
You and I were supposed to be the same!
**[15:53] Destra**
You should have tasted the
same despair that I did!
**[15:56] Destra**
So why...
**[15:58] Destra**
don't you get it?!
**[16:02] Destra**
Why are you leaving me alone again?!
**[16:06] Destra**
I thought the two of us
could understand each other!
**[16:11] Destra**
So why are you like that?
**[16:14] Destra**
Why are you so kind?
**[16:16] Destra**
Why are you so different?
**[16:21] Destra**
Even I...
**[16:23] Destra**
Even I wanted to...
**[16:25] Seiichi**
It's all right.
**[16:26] Seiichi**
I'm sure you can change.
**[16:32] Seiichi**
You can be kind to people, too.
**[16:35] Seiichi**
After all, you and I...
**[16:39] Seiichi**
are the same, right?
**[16:43] Destra**
You honestly think
**[16:45] Destra**
even I can...
**[16:49] Seiichi**
Yeah, of course you can.
**[16:53] Destra**
Thank you.
**[16:54] Seiichi**
I'm so happy you understand!
**[16:59] Destra**
Thank you, Seiichi-kun.
**[17:10] Seiichi**
Why?!
**[17:12] Seiichi**
Hey, don't die!
**[17:14] Seiichi**
Skill: True Get Better!
**[17:21] Seiichi**
No! Don't disappear!
**[17:24] Destra**
Thank you, Seiichi-kun.
**[17:27] Seiichi**
Don't go!
**[17:40] (Flashback) Libera**
Destra-kun.
**[17:42] Destra**
I'm coming to you now, Sensei.
**[17:48] Seiichi**
Destra!
**[17:50] Seiichi**
Destra!
**[18:12] Seiichi**
Destra...
**[18:20] Saria**
You did really well, Seiichi!
**[18:27] Seiichi**
S-Saria!
**[18:29] Saria**
I'm back!
**[18:35] Saria**
Thank you.
**[18:36] Saria**
You really are the best husband in the world!
**[18:41] Seiichi**
Saria...
**[18:50] Saria (Gorilla)**
I love you!
**[19:01] Seiichi**
Well, shall we head home to everyone else?
**[19:04] Saria**
Yeah!
**[19:06] Seiichi**
H-Hey...
**[19:07] Seiichi**
S-Stop it!
**[19:09] Seiichi**
Hey, this is embarrassing.
**[19:11] Saria (Gorilla)**
Seiichi, you're worn out.
**[19:13] Saria (Gorilla)**
You should rest from time to time.
**[19:15] Seiichi**
Okay. You're the best, Saria, even in this form.
**[19:19] Saria (Gorilla)**
Thank you.
**[19:31] Seiichi**
I'm back, everyone.
**[19:32] Saria**
We're back!
**[19:33] Artoria**
Seiichi! Saria!
**[19:36] Lulune**
You're both safe!
**[19:37] Oliga**
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
**[19:42] Seiichi**
Sorry for worrying you all.
**[19:45] Saria**
It was tough, but also fun!
**[19:51] Lulune**
Master! I was worried about you!
**[19:54] Oliga**
Please don't leave me behind again.
**[19:56] Artoria**
From now on, we're always together.
**[19:59] Artoria**
Got it?
**[20:00] Seiichi**
Yeah, I promise.
**[20:03] Barnabus**
Seiichi-kun...
**[20:04] Seiichi**
Barna-san?
**[20:06] Barnabus**
What about Destra?
**[20:13] Seiichi**
I'm sorry.
**[20:15] Barnabus**
I see.
**[20:17] Barnabus**
There's no need to apologize.
**[20:36] Seiichi**
*I'll continue to live on...*
**[20:44] Artoria**
That looks good!
**[20:45] Saria**
That looks good!
**[20:47] Saria**
Here, Seiichi, open wide.
**[20:49] Artoria**
Not fair, Saria!
**[20:51] Artoria**
Me, too!
**[20:52] Artoria**
Seiichi, open wide!
**[20:55] Artoria**
Hey!
**[20:57] Artoria**
You donkey!
**[20:57] Lulune**
Yum, yum!
**[20:59] Artoria**
I was offering it to Seiichi!
**[21:01] Lulune**
Why'd you do that?!
**[21:02] Seiichi**
*...alongside these merry friends.*
***SIGN*** No one's asking
who you are?
**[23:00] Saria (Gorilla)**
Hey, Seiichi.
**[23:04] Saria (Gorilla)**
Our love will continue to evolve, right?
**[23:08] Saria (Gorilla)**
From now on, forever.
**[23:11] Seiichi**
Of course!
**[23:19] Seiichi**
*I'll live on for a long, long time with them!*
**[23:22] Seiichi**
*Here in this beloved world!*
**[23:24] Saria (Gorilla)**
I love you!
**[23:27] Seiichi**
Ow!