The Fruit of Evolution: Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made

High school student Hiiragi Seiichi is bullied by his classmates for being a "loser." One day, his entire school is suddenly transported to a video game-like world of swords and sorcery. When he accidentally eats "the Fruit of Evolution," his life as a successful "winner" begins.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!

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[00:09] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:15] Seiichi
    Right now, I'm in this mysterious
    world that isn't Earth,
[00:25] Seiichi
    confronted with a reality I've
    never experienced in my life.
[00:31] Seiichi
    Huh?! Hey! What's going on?!
[00:47] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[00:49] Seiichi
    Uh...
[00:59] Saria
    Seiichi!
[01:04] Seiichi
    They're pressing against me!
    They're pressing agaisnt me!
[01:07] Saria
    I love you, Seiichi!
[01:09] Seiichi
    Huh?
[01:11] Saria
    So please marry me!
[01:16] Seiichi
    What?!
[01:21] Seiichi
    No, no, this is all kinds of crazy!
[01:23] Seiichi
    A beautiful, stark-naked
    woman proposing to me?!
[01:26] Seiichi
    I mean... I mean...
[01:28] Seiichi
    Before I came to this world, I was...
[01:33] (Flashback) Student
    Hey, what are you doing after this?
[01:34] (Flashback) Student
    Well, probably...
[01:39] Seiichi
    ...fat, ugly, incredibly smelly,
    and bullied to hell and back.
[01:45] (Flashback) Student
    Later, pig!
[01:47] (Flashback) Student
    Don't skip tomorrow!
[01:51] PA
    All students of this school,
[01:53] PA
    stop whatever you're doing and take a seat.
[01:57] Seiichi
    With this sudden, mysterious announcement,
[02:00] Seiichi
    everything changed for me.
[02:03] (Flashback) Student
    Ow!
[02:04] (Flashback) Student
    What the heck?!
[02:05] (Flashback) Student
    Don't pull!
[02:07] PA
    Hey, everyone.
[02:09] PA
    I am what those in your
    world would call a god.
[02:13] (Flashback) Students
    God?
[02:15] (Flashback) Students
    What's going on?
[02:17] Seiichi
    Why am I the only one still like I was?
[02:20] PA
    I'm about to have you all leave this Earth
[02:24] PA
    and go to another world.
[02:26] (Flashback) Students
    Huh?!
[02:28] Seiichi
    Another world?
[02:30] PA
    You will be summoned there as heroes.
[02:34] Seiichi
    What is this thing talking about?
[02:37] PA
    Now, as my farewell gifts to you,
[02:40] PA
    I'll grant you the power to check your Status.
[02:44] PA
    I'll also grant you the
    Appraisal and Item Box skills.
[02:50] Seiichi
    Status? Skills?
[02:53] Seiichi
    Is this some RPG?
[02:55] PA
    Now, you'll be transported in ten minutes.
[02:57] PA
    If you form groups, you'll be
    able to go somewhere safe.
[03:01] PA
    And... begin!
[03:02] (Flashback) Students
    What does he mean by this?
[03:03] (Flashback) Students
    Do we have to form groups?
[03:06] (Flashback) Students
    Okay, well, I guess we need to group up.
[03:09] (Flashback) Students
    If we're going, let's all get together.
[03:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    H-Hey, can I also...
[03:18] (Flashback) Student
    What's with this guy's Status?!
[03:20] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? Status?
[03:25] (Flashback) Student
    Let's see...
[03:26] (Flashback) ---
    "Race: Barely Human."
[03:28] (Flashback) ---
    "Gender: Creepy Male."
[03:30] (Flashback) ---
    "Age: 17."
[03:32] (Flashback) ---
    "Level: 1, Attack: 1, Defense: 1, Agility: 1,
[03:36] (Flashback) ---
    Magic Attack: 1, Magic Defense: 1,
    Luck: 0, Charm: Immeasurable."
[03:40] (Flashback) ---
    Your stats are so low!
[03:42] (Flashback) Student
    Like we'd let someone who's
    "barely human" into our group.
[03:47] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But that's just what they decided!
[03:49] (Flashback) Student
    You stink!
[03:50] (Flashback) Student
    You stink!
[03:53] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You said it twice...
[03:54] PA
    Okay, beginning transport!
[03:57] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[04:06] PA
    Huh?
[04:07] PA
    You alone?
[04:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Yes, just me.
[04:11] PA
    Hmm... Then I'll grant you
    one more special skill.
[04:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    A skill? You mean...
[04:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[04:20] PA
    Bye, now. I wish you luck.
[04:22] (Flashback) Seiichi
    H-Hey!
[04:31] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Pretty creepy place he dropped me into...
[04:36] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But my adventure and my new life start here!
[04:44] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm so hungry.
[04:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's been five days and nothing's happened.
[04:51] (Flashback) Seiichi
    And I'm so hungry!
[05:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wh-What gives?!
[05:12] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's fruit.
[05:24] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's on the ground.
[05:26] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Fruit!
[05:30] Seiichi
    This is mine.
[05:31] Seiichi
    I'm not giving it to anyone.
[05:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Food! Yay!
[05:35] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wait, is this even edible?
[05:37] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Skill, Appraise.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
[05:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Fruit of Evolution?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
[07:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Seems kinda shady...
[07:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But in this case, I'll dig in!
[07:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Disgusting!
SIGN    Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World!
[07:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    That was awful.
[07:34] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But it did sate my hunger.
[07:37] Voice
    Activating the effects of
    the Fruit of Evolution.
[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? What? What was that voice?
[07:42] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Effects? Is something going to happen?
[07:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Nothing's happening!
[07:49] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Well, with that retort out of the way...
[07:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What do I do now?
[07:54] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Okay, I have to secure food first.
[08:05] Seiichi
    Those are...
[08:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    They're the things from earlier.
[08:13] Seiichi
    Speaking of which...
[08:15] Seiichi
    Level 120?
[08:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
    120?! I'm only Level 1!
[08:22] Seiichi
    This is dangerous!
[08:24] Seiichi
    Also, what are they doing?
[08:32] Seiichi
    Now!
[08:35] (Flashback) Seiichi
    There's a whole nine of them!
[08:37] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I can't carry them all.
[08:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Oh, Item Box!
[08:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Talk about convenient.
[08:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What are these?
[08:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Highest Grade Recovery Potions?!
[08:51] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Lucky me!
[08:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm taking these, too!
[09:00] (Flashback) Student
    Wow...
[09:01] (Flashback) Shouta
    So this is another world?
[09:03] (Flashback) Kenji
    Shouta.
[09:04] (Flashback) Miu
    Onii-chan.
[09:05] (Flashback) Shouta
    Kenji, Miu.
[09:06] (Flashback) Shouta
    I'm surprised you found me.
[09:09] (Flashback) Kenji
    Well, we haven't been friends
    since childhood for nothing.
[09:12] (Flashback) Miu
    Onii-chan, where's everyone else?
[09:15] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Don't make me too angry.
[09:21] (Flashback) Miu
    That's our Kannazuki-senpai.
[09:23] (Flashback) Kenji
    Did something happen?
[09:25] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Apparently, Seiichi-kun alone was
    transported to a different location.
[09:31] (Flashback) Shouta
    You think Seiichi's okay?
[09:35] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Is this safe to eat?
[09:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What do question marks mean?
[09:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    That makes me super hesitant to eat it.
[09:43] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm still going to, though.
[09:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? Nothing's happening.
[09:49] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Lucky me!
[09:50] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Or not!
[09:54] Seiichi
    Seriously?
[09:55] Seiichi
    This past week, I've been eating
    everything Appraisal reacted to,
[09:59] Seiichi
    and I've acquired all kinds of skills
    like Paralysis Resistance, but now...
[10:03] Seiichi
    If I'm gonna die anyway,
    the last thing I'm doing is...
[10:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    ...eating this.
[10:14] Seiichi
    I only have two of the nine
    Fruits of Evolution left.
[10:17] Seiichi
    I never did figure out
    what their effect is, but...
[10:21] (Flashback) Seiichi
    They still taste awful!
[10:25] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I think I could eat another.
[10:29] Seiichi
    Fruit of Evolution, thank you
    for saving me all these times.
[10:35] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?! I'm completely fine!
[10:37] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wait, is this the effect of
    the Fruit of Evolution?!
[10:40] (Flashback) Seiichi
    In that case, I should have held on to one!
[10:43] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Spit it up!
[10:44] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Spit it up as best you can!
[10:46] Voice
    Skill: Poison Resistance acquired.
[10:49] Voice
    Skill: Appraisal increased in rank
    to Skill: Advanced Appraisal.
[10:53] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? Increased in rank?
[11:04] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Ow!
[11:05] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Blood... I'm bleeding!
[11:08] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Highest Grade Recovery Potion!
[11:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You bastard! Attack me by surprise, will ya?!
[11:24] Seiichi
    He's strong!
[11:32] Seiichi
    H-He's strong...
[11:36] Seiichi
    Wait, is he going to eat me?
[11:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Did my BO just kill him?
[11:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Whoa! Wh-What's all this?!
[11:54] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Clever Monkey Bone, Clever Monkey Meat,
    Clever Monkey Pelt...
[11:58] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Are these item drops?
[12:02] Voice
    Skill: Guillotine Kick,
    Skill: Instant Movement,
[12:05] Voice
    Skill: Superior Alchemy, and
    Skill: Tool Creation (Superior) acquired.
[12:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    From just now?
[12:14] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Clever Monkey's Knowledge?
[12:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    "Clever Monkeys are monsters of great
    intelligence that live in high-level dungeons.
[12:22] (Flashback) Seiichi
    They possess knowledge of herbs, and are
    capable of both alchemy and creating tools."
[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wait, how can I read this book?!
[12:31] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I've never seen this writing before!
[12:34] PA
    I'll grant you one more special skill.
[12:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Was it then?
[12:40] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Is this the Complete Harvesting Skill?
[12:43] Voice
    Now commencing Evolution.
[12:45] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:47] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Evolution?
[12:56] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What the heck was that?
[12:58] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? What is this?
[13:00] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm thinner?
[13:02] Seiichi
    What's going on here?!
[13:04] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Why?!
SIGN    Pop
[13:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    My bones! My bones!
    My muscles! Wait, not there!
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Creak
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Grind
SIGN    Twinge
[13:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Oh... So that's how I wound up like this?
[13:14] Voice
    Evolution completed.
[13:15] Voice
    1,000 added to all stats.
[13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:20] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Mana, Attack, Defense, Agility,
    Magic Attack, Magic Defense, Luck...
[13:26] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wait, this is crazy!
[13:28] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Why did they suddenly inflate so much?
[13:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    And my Evolution's only at 1/10?
[13:35] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I can't possibly withstand that
    intense pain nine more times!
[13:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    And why am I still Level 1 after
    defeating that Level 120 Clever Monkey?!
[13:45] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I hate this!
[13:49] Seiichi
    Five months after that whole ordeal...
SIGN    Five Months Later
[13:55] Seiichi
    I used the knowledge I acquired
    from the Clever Monkey
[13:59] Seiichi
    to accrue many experiences
[14:01] Seiichi
    and steadily raise my stats,
[14:04] Seiichi
    and now I'm...
[14:09] Seiichi
    getting owned by a Level 311 Acrowolf!
[14:21] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[14:26] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Guillotine Kick!
[14:33] (Flashback) Seiichi
    No way!
[14:34] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm too strong for Level 1.
[14:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    O-Oh, no! I defeated it!
[14:42] Voice
    Commencing skill collection.
[14:45] Voice
    Acrowolf's Fang,
[14:46] Voice
    Acrowolf's Pelt,
[14:48] Voice
    and Acrowolf's Meat acquired.
[14:50] Voice
    Skills: Twin Fang Attack, Enemy Detection,
    and Adamant Claws acquired.
[14:55] Voice
    You are now able to utilize water magic.
[14:57] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Magic?
[15:00] Voice
    Legendary Weapon:
    Water Spirit's Dagger acquired.
[15:05] Voice
    Confirmed acquisition of a great
    deal of experience points.
[15:13] (Flashback) Seiichi
    The Acrowolf's Knowledge, huh?
[15:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    If I recall, the Clever Monkey's
    map was black in the same area.
[15:22] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll investigate it later.
[15:25] Voice
    Now commencing Evolution.
[15:27] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? Oh, crap!
[15:30] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I forgot this was going to happen!
[15:33] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wait!
[15:38] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Appraise.
[15:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Only one more Evolution left, huh?
[15:43] Seiichi
    What's going to happen to me
    once I evolve all the way?
[15:49] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Clever Monkeys?!
[15:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm surrounded!
[16:03] (Flashback) Saria
    Human! Fight me!
[16:08] (Flashback) Saria
    Fight me!
[16:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    U-Um, can I refuse?
[16:14] (Flashback) Saria
    No.
[16:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I figured.
[16:17] Seiichi
    Damn it. My human rights are
    being denied by a gorilla.
[16:22] Seiichi
    I guess I should Appraise it.
[16:27] Seiichi
    What?! It's over Level 700?!
[16:32] Seiichi
    The Kaiser Kong is the boss
    of the Clever Monkeys, right?
[16:36] Seiichi
    I guess it's here for revenge.
[16:38] (Flashback) Saria
    Don't worry.
[16:40] (Flashback) Saria
    I won't let anyone else interfere.
[16:43] (Flashback) Seiichi
    No, that's not the problem here.
[16:45] (Flashback) Saria
    It's all right. It'll be over soon.
[16:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hey!
[16:49] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hey, hold on!
[16:55] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Such incredible power!
[16:59] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wh-What is it?
[17:01] (Flashback) Saria
    Amazing!
[17:03] (Flashback) Saria
    You dodged my first attack!
[17:05] (Flashback) Saria
    That's a first!
[17:07] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[17:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Why are you blushing over that?!
[17:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Are you female?! Are you a female gorilla?!
[17:16] (Flashback) Saria
    I love strong males!
[17:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    G-G-Gross!
[17:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?!
[17:25] (Flashback) Saria
    That was dangerous.
[17:26] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're one to talk!
[17:28] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Now it's my turn!
[17:30] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Flash Fist!
[17:42] (Flashback) Seiichi
    N-No more...
[17:46] (Flashback) Saria
    Amazing!
[17:47] (Flashback) Saria
    My Flash Fist didn't kill you!
[17:50] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You really were trying to kill me?
[17:53] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm even more interested in you now.
[17:55] (Flashback) Saria
    I want strong males.
[17:58] (Flashback) Seiichi
    No thank you to gorillas.
[18:00] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm no gorilla!
[18:02] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm Saria.
[18:05] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Eh? Huh?
[18:07] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm Saria.
[18:08] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Don't repeat it!
[18:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    And why do you have the
    name of a pretty girl?!
[18:13] (Flashback) Saria
    A pretty girl?!
[18:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    We're not on the same page!
[18:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    If Guillotine Kick won't work, then...
[18:21] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Adamant Claws!
[18:23] Seiichi
    Again?!
[18:27] (Flashback) Saria
    Your skills are amazing!
[18:29] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Oh, is that so?
[18:32] (Flashback) Saria
    Air Thrust!
[18:42] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I thought I was done for.
[18:44] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What a gorilla.
[18:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Now if it'll keep this up and destroy itself...
[18:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're perfectly fine!
[18:54] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm shocked.
[18:55] (Flashback) Saria
    I didn't think you'd dodge Air Thrust, too.
[18:58] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's too strong.
[19:00] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Okay, in that case...
[19:02] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I've never tried this before,
[19:04] (Flashback) Seiichi
    but I'll have to use magic!
[19:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Come forth, Water Spirit's Dagger!
[19:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    This amplifies the effects of water magic
[19:14] (Flashback) Seiichi
    and reduces the mana it consumes.
[19:17] (Flashback) Saria
    Oho?
[19:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Take this!
[19:20] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Fall Disaster!
[19:28] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're not bad.
[19:40] (Flashback) Saria
    No, no, you did that to yourself.
[19:43] Seiichi
    Gah!
[19:45] Seiichi
    A gorilla just called me out on
    something that's totally true!
[19:49] (Flashback) Saria
    Now, let's continue!
[19:53] (Flashback) Saria
    Flash Fist!
[20:01] (Flashback) Saria
    Flash Fist! Flash Fist! Flash Fist!
    Flash Fist! Flash Fist!
[20:06] (Flashback) Saria
    Flash Fist!
[20:11] Seiichi
    Am I... going to die here?
[20:15] (Flashback) Student
    You stink!
[20:17] (Flashback) Student
    You stink!
[20:18] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Do your best, even at different school.
[20:20] (Flashback) Shouta
    Seiichi, you have the most
    optimism of anyone in the world.
[20:29] Seiichi
    Think.
[20:30] Seiichi
    Skills aren't working,
    and I can't use magic properly.
[20:34] Seiichi
    There must be something...
    some other option left for me...
[20:43] (Flashback) Saria
    This is the end!
[20:46] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Stench Performer!
[20:52] Seiichi
    N-Not enough?
[20:54] Seiichi
    Farewell, everyone!
[21:00] (Flashback) Seiichi
    O-Oh, no!
[21:04] (Flashback) Saria
    I love you!
[21:07] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?
[21:07] (Flashback) Saria
    Marry me right now!
[21:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?! Wait, wha... eh...
[21:13] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?!
[21:17] Seiichi
    Wait, wait! The beautiful woman
    from the beginning hasn't shown up,
[21:19] Seiichi
    and it's just ending here?!
[21:21] Seiichi
    What do I do?!
[21:22] Seiichi
    What's gonna happen to my
    life in another world?!
[22:57] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[23:01] Saria
    Here is Seiichi's current Status.
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Advanced New Human
     Gender: Male Class: Forest Dweller
     Age: 17 Level: 1
     Mana: 10024 Attack: 13075
     Defense: 11323 Agility: 13252
     Magic Attack: 9563 Magic Defense: 10665
     Luck: 9020 Charm:
SIGN    Skills: Advanced Appraisal. Complete Harvesting.
    Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
     Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
     Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
     Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
     Guillotine Kick. Instant Movement. Superior Alchemy.
     Tool Creation (Superior).
     Twin Fang Attack. Enemy Detection. Adamant Claws.
[23:06] Seiichi
    Complete Harvesting is a skill that,
    when I defeat a monster,
[23:09] Seiichi
    ensures I get the most possible items
    and everything that monster had.
[23:14] Seiichi
    It even lets me Harvest their Status.
    It's an incredible skill.
SIGN    Condition
    Evolution 9/10(MAX)
    Title
    Stench Performer
    Money
    452240000 G
    Equipment
    Ultimate Weapon: Student Shirt.
    Ultimate Weapon: Student Pants.
    Finisher Undershirt. Finisher Briefs.
    Clever Monkey's Chain. Clever Monkey's Club.
    Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
[23:18] Seiichi
    And this title, Stench Performer,
    allows me to manipulate my odor as I will it.
[23:24] Seiichi
    I don't know if I should be
    happy about that or lament it.
[23:30] Seiichi
    Don't go recalling it, you damn gorilla!
[23:35] Seiichi
    I suddenly start my
    newlywed life with a gorilla.
[23:37] Seiichi
    Then we're attacked by a
    final boss grade enemy.
[23:40] Seiichi
    When tears fall from Saria's
    eyes, a miracle occurs.
[23:43] ---
    Next time: "Final Evolution! Naked Beauty."
SIGN    Next Time
    Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
[23:46] Seiichi
    Yay! I love naked girls!

Season 1

E2 - Final Evolution! Naked Beauty

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
[00:02] Seiichi
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    One day, I was sent to another
    world that isn't Earth.
[00:08] Seiichi
    There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution,
[00:11] Seiichi
    and gained an OP physique
    while still Level 1!
[00:15] (Flashback) Saria
    I love you!
[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?
[00:17] (Flashback) Saria
    Marry me right now!
[00:18] Seiichi
    And for some reason, a gorilla proposed to me!
[00:21] Seiichi
    What's gonna happen to my
    life in another world?!
[00:35] Saria
    Eat up.
[00:36] Seiichi
    Would you just release me instead?
[00:39] Saria
    No. You're my husband, Seiichi.
[00:42] Seiichi
    I'm a human.
[00:43] Seiichi
    You're a damn gorilla!
[00:45] Seiichi
    We're completely different species!
[00:48] Saria
    I'm not "a damn gorilla." I'm Saria.
[00:51] Seiichi
    Don't add bubble effects! Damn it!
[00:55] Saria
    Seiichi, you're hungry.
[00:56] Saria
    Eat.
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    w
    w
    l
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    w
    w
    l
[01:00] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[01:05] Seiichi
    This is good!
[01:08] Seiichi
    Damn! Why is this so good?
    A gorilla made it!
[01:11] Saria
    By the way, your clothes were torn up...
[01:15] Saria
    so I made you new ones.
[01:17] Seiichi
    You made them?!
[01:19] Seiichi
    Why does a gorilla have such
    super-high femininity?!
[01:22] Saria
    Would I make a good bride?
[01:25] Seiichi
    I'm pretty sure you would!
[01:26] Seiichi
    If you married a gorilla!
[01:28] Saria
    If that's how you feel,
    then let's get married now!
[01:32] Seiichi
    I said, "If you married a gorilla!"
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Final Evolution! Naked Beauty
[03:18] Seiichi
    Damn it, I have to do something
    to escape from this hell.
[03:23] Seiichi
    But where can I...
[03:25] Seiichi
    Right, there was that dark blot on the map.
[03:28] Seiichi
    If the Clever Monkeys don't know what's
    there, then she shouldn't, either.
[03:35] Seiichi
    That should lead me out of the forest.
[03:38] Saria
    What are you thinking about?
[03:40] Saria
    Were you thinking of me, perhaps?
[03:43] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[03:44] Seiichi
    Also, I should've asked sooner,
    but how are you able to talk?!
[03:47] Saria
    That's because of the books
    I found in a cave nearby.
[03:52] Seiichi
    Cave?
[03:53] Saria
    I read these and learned to speak.
[03:57] Seiichi
    Daily Life Magic?
[04:01] Seiichi
    Wow... Spells for lighting small fires,
[04:04] Seiichi
    filling a cup with water,
[04:06] Seiichi
    drying laundry and such...
[04:08] Seiichi
    These are all convenient.
[04:10] Seiichi
    What's this "Wash" spell?
[04:13] Saria
    It removes dirt, grime, and dust
    from your body, leaving you clean.
[04:17] Seiichi
    What?!
[04:18] Seiichi
    You mean...
[04:20] Seiichi
    There won't be any bathing scenes for me?!
[04:23] Saria
    What are you thinking about?
[04:26] Seiichi
    Stop that!
[04:27] Voice
    Daily Life Magic acquired.
[04:30] Seiichi
    I learned it instantly again...
[04:32] Saria
    Seiichi, the food's getting cold.
[04:34] Saria
    Hurry up and eat.
[04:36] Seiichi
    Shut up! Buzz off, you dumb bastard!
[04:38] Saria
    I'm female, so I'm not a bastard.
[04:42] Seiichi
    Any damn gorilla can be a bastard!
[04:47] Saria
    I'm not a damn gorilla. I'm Saria.
[04:50] Seiichi
    Like I care! Idiot! Idiot!
[04:52] Saria
    Oh, I get it.
[04:54] Saria
    You really want to call me "Honey"
    instead of "Saria," don't you?
[04:58] Saria
    Oh, you're so bashful, Darling.
[05:02] Seiichi
    Just you wait!
[05:04] Seiichi
    I'll find a way to escape for sure!
[05:18] Seiichi
    I could escape now, couldn't I?
[05:30] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:34] Saria
    A-Are you okay?
[05:35] Seiichi
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[05:37] Saria
    Oh, thank goodness!
[05:41] Seiichi
    Sh-She's...
[05:44] Saria
    Are you sure you're not hurt?
[05:46] Seiichi
    I-I'm fine.
[05:48] Seiichi
    She's so genuinely worried about me...
[05:51] Seiichi
    Yet I kept rejecting her,
[05:53] Seiichi
    just because we're different species...
[06:03] Xeanos
    I still can't forget
[06:05] Xeanos
    losing faith in humanity and
    cursing this entire world.
[06:10] Xeanos
    Someone please save me
[06:13] Xeanos
    from this darkness.
[06:17] Saria
    We're like newlyweds!
[06:19] Seiichi
    Quiet!
[06:21] Saria
    Oh, speaking of which,
    today is exploration day.
[06:24] Seiichi
    Exploration day?
[06:25] Saria
    Yes.
[06:26] Saria
    I go out with the Clever Monkeys
    to search for Fruits of Evolution.
[06:37] Saria
    Seiichi, do you know about
    the Fruit of Evolution?
[06:41] Saria
    The Fruit of Evolution is incredible.
[06:43] Saria
    It lets you can ascend
    to the peak of your race.
[06:45] Seiichi
    The peak?
[06:46] Seiichi
    Then I could become the
    strongest human out there?
[06:51] Saria
    By the way, if you eat
    eleven Fruits of Evolution,
[06:54] Saria
    you die.
[06:55] Seiichi
    I've already eaten ten!
[06:58] Saria
    I ate ten myself.
[07:00] Saria
    So I've been gathering them to feed
    to whoever might become my husband.
[07:04] Saria
    But someone stole them from me!
[07:06] Seiichi
    Huh? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
[07:10] Saria
    I'll kill whoever stole them!
[07:14] Seiichi
    I'm so sorry!
[07:15] Seiichi
    I'm the one who stole them!
[07:17] Seiichi
    I was so hungry, I ate them!
[07:19] Saria
    Oh, it was just you?
[07:22] Saria
    I'll forgive you, then.
[07:23] Seiichi
    R-Really?
[07:25] Saria
    But this means we're
    definitely getting married!
[07:28] Seiichi
    No!
[07:31] Saria
    Seiichi, do you hate me?
[07:36] Seiichi
    I-I don't hate you, but...
[07:42] Saria
    Then let's get married right now!
[07:44] Seiichi
    Where did you get that dress?!
[07:47] Saria
    Okay, I'm stepping out to go hunting.
[07:52] Seiichi
    Take care!
[07:54] Saria
    Y-Yeah.
[07:57] Seiichi
    I have no idea why she'd
    blush over that exchange...
[08:01] Seiichi
    Anyway, my escape!
[08:05] Seiichi
    I need to get out of this forest right now!
[08:12] Aoyama
    Zakia-san!
[08:13] Aoyama
    When are you finally going
    to let us fight real battles?!
[08:17] Daiki
    We'll never grow as Heroes if we're
    just swinging wooden swords around!
[08:21] Zakia
    Right now, it's important that you get
    accustomed to wielding weapons.
[08:25] Shouta
    We were all so confident
    when we first arrived here.
[08:29] (Flashback) King Kaiser
    I hereby order you Heroes: go defeat
    the Demon Lord threatening our world.
[08:37] (Flashback) Helio
    Your physical abilities are
    unprecedented in our world.
[08:41] (Flashback) Helio
    If you train yourselves,
    you'll gain great power.
[08:44] (Flashback) Helio
    When you think of it that way,
    there's nothing to fear, right?
[08:47] (Flashback) Aoyama
    Huh? We're strong?
[08:49] (Flashback) Daiki
    It'll be a piece of cake, then!
[08:52] Shouta
    But now...
[08:54] Daiki
    Let us fight some monsters already!
[08:56] Zakia
    I'm not changing course.
[08:58] Zakia
    After your practice swings tomorrow,
    you'll have some basic combat training.
[09:02] Zakia
    That's all.
[09:03] Aoyama
    What's his problem?!
[09:05] Daiki
    I seriously don't get it!
[09:08] Kannazuki
    Shall we do some training
    of our own together?
[09:10] Miu
    Kannazuki-senpai.
[09:12] Kenji
    When things are like this?
[09:13] Kannazuki
    Everyone is upset about that.
[09:13] Others
    Well, one could argue we're still improving.
[09:16] Kannazuki
    Let's focus on what we can do for now.
[09:16] ---
    Yeah.
[09:19] Shouta
    Right.
[09:23] Seiichi
    Wonderful!
[09:24] Seiichi
    Freedom is so wonderful!
[09:28] Saria
    Seiichi!
[09:28] Seiichi
    Gulp!
[09:31] Saria
    Wait! Seiichi!
[09:35] Seiichi
    She came after me?!
[09:36] Seiichi
    A gorilla's running like an athlete!
[09:38] Saria
    No! Don't go that way!
[09:41] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[09:42] ---
    Skill: Instant Movement!
[09:44] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:45] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:47] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:48] ---
    Instant Movement!
[09:49] Saria
    Seiichi!
[09:58] Seiichi
    This should be far enough.
[10:04] Seiichi
    There's an odd, intimidating air here...
[10:07] Saria
    Seiichi!
[10:15] Seiichi
    What is this?
[10:19] Seiichi
    Excuse me.
[10:24] Xeanos
    Well, this is a first.
[10:26] Xeanos
    To think a Human would visit my room.
[10:31] Xeanos
    If you've managed to reach my room,
[10:36] Xeanos
    you must be rather strong, then?
[10:39] Seiichi
    Who is this guy?
[10:40] Seiichi
    He's obviously bad news!
[10:43] Seiichi
    "Dark Lord... Xeanos"?
[10:47] Seiichi
    But he's Level 1?
[10:48] Seiichi
    So he's nothing to worry about at all.
[10:51] Xeanos
    Look once again.
[10:53] Xeanos
    I deceived you.
[10:55] Seiichi
    Huh?
[10:56] Seiichi
    L-Level 1,500?!
[10:59] Xeanos
    I was curious how strong the first
    Human to visit my room would be...
[11:07] Xeanos
    But it seems you're quite the weakling.
[11:17] Seiichi
    Y-You...
[11:26] Seiichi
    Why?
[11:27] Seiichi
    Why? Why?
[11:28] Saria
    I'm glad I made it in time.
[11:34] Seiichi
    Saria!
[11:40] Seiichi
    Why?
[11:41] Seiichi
    Why would you save me?!
[11:43] Seiichi
    Saria...
[11:44] Seiichi
    Saria!
[11:48] Saria
    You finally... called me by my name.
[11:53] Seiichi
    I-I'll get you a recovery potion!
[11:56] Saria
    After that attack... I'm already dead.
[12:01] Saria
    The Kaiser Kong Skill,
[12:04] Saria
    Kaiser's Majesty, allows me to keep
    going for a time even after death.
[12:09] Saria
    But it won't last long.
[12:12] Seiichi
    Then why did you save someone like me?!
[12:17] Seiichi
    I couldn't see you as the same species,
[12:19] Seiichi
    let alone as someone to love,
    and I said such awful things to you!
[12:23] Seiichi
    So why?
[12:26] Saria
    Seiichi, you're actually kind.
[12:31] Saria
    You never feared me.
[12:33] Saria
    You interacted with me normally.
[12:35] Saria
    So it was fun to be with you.
[12:39] Seiichi
    Saria...
[12:40] Saria
    This is my last request.
[12:43] Saria
    Seiichi... Smile.
[12:47] Seiichi
    S-Sure.
[12:52] Xeanos
    Love between a Human and a Kaiser Kong, huh?
[12:56] Xeanos
    Truly ridiculous.
[13:02] Seiichi
    What would you know about it?!
[13:08] Seiichi
    Saria...
[13:13] Seiichi
    Saria was...
[13:22] Seiichi
    an incredibly kind girl!
[13:30] Xeanos
    Oh?
[13:31] Xeanos
    Did you and that gorilla actually...
[13:34] Seiichi
    That's right!
[13:35] Seiichi
    I...
[13:37] Seiichi
    I...
[13:39] (Flashback) flashback
    Say "ah"!
[13:44] Seiichi
    That's right! I love Saria!
[13:47] Seiichi
    I love her!
[13:48] Saria
    Seiichi...
[13:52] Seiichi
    Saria!
[13:54] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[13:55] Seiichi
    Ocean Impact!
[14:03] Xeanos
    Magic Hole!
[14:07] Seiichi
    What?!
[14:08] Xeanos
    It's futile.
[14:09] Xeanos
    You cannot defeat me.
[14:11] Xeanos
    Surrender and accept your death.
[14:14] Seiichi
    No.
[14:15] Seiichi
    I still haven't responded
    to Saria's feelings!
[14:18] Seiichi
    And we haven't gone through our
    final Evolution yet, either!
[14:21] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[14:23] Xeanos
    What?!
[14:24] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[14:26] Voice
    Ultimate Skill: Gale acquired.
[14:30] Saria
    Seiichi...
[14:47] Xeanos
    I've been defeated?
[14:53] Xeanos
    You have my gratitude.
[14:55] Xeanos
    Thank you... for showing me true love.
[15:08] Seiichi
    This is...
[15:11] Xeanos
    Marie...
[15:12] Xeanos
    I'm coming to you now.
[15:14] Xeanos
    This time...
[15:16] Xeanos
    I'll protect you...
[15:20] Xeanos
    with the power of love...
[15:26] Seiichi
    Saria!
[15:29] Seiichi
    Saria!
[15:31] Saria
    Listen, Seiichi...
[15:34] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[15:38] Saria
    I wanted to be your wife.
[15:52] Saria
    Thank you.
[15:59] Seiichi
    Saria!
[16:00] Seiichi
    Don't!
[16:01] Seiichi
    Don't go!
[16:07] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[16:09] Saria
    Seiichi!
[16:15] Saria
    Seiichi, don't you recognize me?
[16:18] Seiichi
    Are you telling me... you're Saria?
[16:22] Saria
    Yes!
[16:23] Seiichi
    H-Huh?!
[16:27] Narrator
    The Dark Lord Xeanos was be a
    leading noble roughly 1,500 years ago.
[16:33] Narrator
    That was the form he took after Marquis
    Xeanos Zeford became a monster.
[16:38] Narrator
    He was once a good lord, loved by his people,
[16:41] Narrator
    and he was also a sword
    instructor to many heroes.
[16:45] Narrator
    However, the emperor's schemes
[16:49] Narrator
    led both his beloved wife
    and his country to betray him.
[16:53] Narrator
    The one who supported Xeanos
    after that was his maid, Marie.
[16:57] Narrator
    Her devoted love eased Xeanos's heart.
[17:02] Narrator
    But the emperor's evil
    influence crept upon them.
[17:07] Narrator
    Marie gave her life to protect Xeanos.
[17:12] Narrator
    However, after losing all hope,
[17:15] Narrator
    Xeanos became a monster,
[17:17] Narrator
    and he quietly spent his
    days with her corpse
[17:19] Narrator
    in the remote land of the
    Forest of Endless Tragic Love.
[17:26] Seiichi
    The world is a cruel place.
[17:28] Saria
    That's so sad, Seiichi!
[17:31] Seiichi
    We were only able to send
    Xeanos to join his Marie,
[17:35] Seiichi
    but that was probably for the best.
[17:37] Saria
    Yeah.
[17:38] Seiichi
    Well, let's pull ourselves together.
[17:44] Seiichi
    Let's see...
[17:45] Seiichi
    Oh, this is good.
[17:47] Seiichi
    Saria, wear this.
[17:50] Seiichi
    What else?
[17:52] Seiichi
    Oh, this is...
[17:54] Seiichi
    Hey, Saria...
[18:03] Seiichi
    Huh?
[18:04] Voice
    Skills: Disguise, Assimilate,
    and Clairvoyance acquired.
[18:07] Voice
    You are now able to utilize dark magic.
[18:09] Voice
    Zeford School of Protective
    Swordsmanship: Founder acquired.
[18:12] Voice
    Ultimate Skill: Flash and
    Ultimate Skill: Haze acquired.
[18:15] Saria
    Hey, what was that?
[18:17] Seiichi
    A present from Heaven.
[18:19] Saria
    Wow, incredible!
[18:21] Saria
    Seiichi, you're still growing
    even stronger and cooler!
[18:24] Seiichi
    Huh? Cooler?
[18:25] Voice
    Confirmed acquisition of a great
    deal of experience points.
[18:28] Voice
    Now commencing final Evolution.
[18:38] Saria
    Seiichi! Don't die!
[18:48] Seiichi
    So this is my final evolution?
[18:52] Seiichi
    Hm? What is it?
[18:54] Saria
    N-Nothing. You really did become cooler!
[18:58] Seiichi
    Y-You think so?
[19:00] Seiichi
    Anyway, Saria, what now?
[19:03] Saria
    That's enough.
[19:05] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:06] Seiichi
    I'm planning to leave this forest.
[19:09] Saria
    Huh?
[19:10] Seiichi
    So, um...
[19:13] Saria
    I'll follow you wherever you go.
[19:16] Saria
    Wherever you are is where I belong.
[19:19] Seiichi
    I see. Thanks.
[19:22] Seiichi
    Wh-What's that?
[19:28] Sheep
    I'm the dungeon administrator,
[19:31] Sheep
    Edward Riusentstein Balhead Heibatos.
[19:34] Sheep
    That's long, though, so please
    call me Mister Sheep.
[19:38] Seiichi
    Mister...
[19:39] Saria
    ...Sheep?
[19:40] Sheep
    I've come before you today because you
    were the first to clear this dungeon.
[19:45] Seiichi
    You're so tiny!
[19:46] Seiichi
    Also, aren't you showing up a bit late?
[19:48] Sheep
    That's because I was rolling with
    laughter after seeing your evolution.
[19:55] Seiichi
    You little...
[19:56] Saria
    Seiichi!
[19:58] Sheep
    Now, now...
[19:59] Sheep
    I've appeared before you two to grant
    you the reward for clearing it.
[20:04] Saria
    Reward?
[20:05] Sheep
    Yes.
[20:06] Sheep
    A Fruit of Evolution cultivation set,
    and a ten-day travel set!
[20:13] Saria
    Wow!
[20:14] Seiichi
    The Fruit of Evolution can be cultivated?
[20:16] Sheep
    Also...
[20:20] Seiichi
    Why is it a full-face one?!
[20:22] Sheep
    It's not just an ordinary full-face one!
[20:24] Sheep
    It comes with a special ability, too.
[20:27] Seiichi
    Huh? What kind?
[20:29] Sheep
    When you're eating,
    the mouth segment opens up!
[20:32] Seiichi
    Lame!
[20:33] Sheep
    Okay, I've given you what I needed to,
[20:35] Sheep
    so shall I teleport you
    outside the forest now?
[20:38] Seiichi
    Huh?! What?! Already?!
[20:40] Sheep
    That panicked expression!
[20:44] Sheep
    There!
[20:45] Seiichi
    Remember this the next time we see you!
[20:50] Sheep
    The next time you see me, huh?
[20:54] Sheep
    I look forward to it, Seiichi-sama.
[21:04] Seiichi
    We're outside?
[21:07] Saria
    This is my first time outside.
[21:10] Saria
    The world outside the forest is so big!
[21:13] Seiichi
    Well, shall we get going?
[21:16] Saria
    Yeah!
[21:18] Seiichi
    My new adventure starts here.
[21:22] Seiichi
    I have no idea what awaits me, but...
[21:26] Saria
    I'm excited, Seiichi.
[21:29] Seiichi
    So long as I'm with Saria,
[21:31] Seiichi
    I'm sure I can overcome any hurdle!
[21:40] Artoria
    This is why I warned you.
[21:43] Artoria
    Don't get involved with me.
[23:19] Saria
    Hello!
[23:19] Seiichi
    Hey!
[23:20] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 1 (2)
    Mana: 116024 (11) Attack: 118075 (11)
     Defense: 113252 (11) Agility: 120252 (12)
     Magic Attack: 115563 (11) Magic Defense: 116665 (11)
     Luck: 109030 (10) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (10)
SIGN    Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
    Skills:
     Attacks: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
    Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
    Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
    Enemy Detection. Disguise. Assimilate. Clairvoyance.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze.
     Martial Arts:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment
     High-Quality Shirt. High-Quality Pants. High-Quality Undershirt. High-Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
     Condition
     Evolution 10/10 (MAX)
     Titles
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Money
     1000000000 G
SIGN    We apologize for the trouble.
[23:25] Both
    Hmm?
[23:25] Seiichi
    So fast!
[23:27] Sheep
    We used all the time
    allotted to us this week,
[23:30] Sheep
    so that concludes this segment.
[23:32] Sheep
    I'm sorry.
[23:33] Seiichi
    Sorry.
[23:35] Seiichi
    After escaping the woods,
    we arrive at the capital!
[23:37] Seiichi
    What awaits us there is a terrifying monster!
[23:40] Seiichi
    Or not?!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Then a beautiful warrior with her
    own issues appears before us!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time: "Artoria, The Calamity."
SIGN    Next Time
    Artoria, The Calamity
[23:47] Seiichi
    I'm not against tsundere ladies!

Season 1

E3 - Artoria, The Calamity

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    One day, I was sent to another
    world that isn't Earth.
[00:08] Seiichi
    There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution,
[00:10] Seiichi
    and gained an OP physique
    while still Level 1!
[00:13] Seiichi
    On top of that, a gorilla named Saria...
[00:16] Seiichi
    evolved into a beautiful woman?!
[00:18] Seiichi
    A super cute one, too!
[00:20] Seiichi
    We left the forest together,
[00:22] Seiichi
    but what's gonna happen to
    my life in another world?!
[00:29] Saria
    We should head for the
    nearest town first, right?
[00:33] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[00:34] Seiichi
    Once we register at an adventurer's guild
    there, we'll get proof of identification.
[00:40] Seiichi
    That should also
[00:41] Seiichi
    give me a chance to meet up with
    Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
[00:49] Slime
    Jiggle!
[00:51] Saria
    How cute!
[00:52] Seiichi
    This is a slime?!
[00:58] Seiichi
    Appraise!
[00:59] Seiichi
    It's Level 88?!
[01:02] Seiichi
    Slimes are the weakest of
    weak mobs, aren't they?
[01:05] Seiichi
    That's too strong!
[01:07] Slime
    Jiggle!
[01:09] Seiichi
    It's fast!
[01:10] Seiichi
    So this is the Sixth Sense skill?
[01:19] Seiichi
    Take this!
[01:25] Saria
    Wow, amazing!
[01:27] Saria
    You really are strong!
[01:29] Seiichi
    A-Am I...
[01:31] Seiichi
    some kind of monster now?!
[01:35] Saria
    Seiichi, what's that?
[01:37] Seiichi
    Boots and cards?
[01:40] Seiichi
    You can wear the boots, Saria.
[01:43] Saria
    Thanks, Seiichi.
[01:45] Seiichi
    I'll take these.
[01:49] Voice
    Skills: Absorb and Compress acquired.
[01:54] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[01:56] Voice
    Skill: Disguise has ranked
    up to Disguise Prowess.
[02:00] Seiichi
    Crap! I'm becoming even more of a monster!
[02:05] Saria
    Huh?
[02:07] Saria
    So bright!
[02:07] Seiichi
    Hey!
[02:08] Seiichi
    My eyes! My eyes!
[02:19] Seiichi
    It turned into a robe?
[02:22] Saria
    This just fell.
[02:25] Seiichi
    A letter?
[02:27] Sheep
    Hello! Mister Sheep here.
[02:29] Seiichi
    It was your doing?!
[02:31] Sheep
    Congratulations on leveling up!
[02:33] Sheep
    You're steadily leaving humanity behind.
[02:37] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[02:39] Sheep
    Now, your helmet suddenly
    transformed into a robe, did it not?
[02:43] Sheep
    This is because it evolved with you.
[02:46] Seiichi
    It evolved?!
[02:47] Sheep
    Your Skill, Disguise, has leveled up!
[02:51] Sheep
    Thanks to that, you won't have everyone
    finding out how monstrously strong you are.
[02:56] Sheep
    Which means there's no longer
    any need to conceal your face,
[03:01] Sheep
    so it transformed into a common robe.
[03:04] Seiichi
    That's a long explanation!
[03:06] Saria
    But this is great, Seiichi!
[03:08] Sheep
    Also, this letter will
    automatically self-destruct.
[03:12] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:12] Sheep
    Kaboom!
[03:13] Saria
    Seiichi!
[03:16] Seiichi
    Screw you!
[03:20] Saria
    It's my first time wearing shoes.
    How do they look?
[03:24] Seiichi
    Yeah, you look really good in them.
[03:28] Saria
    I'm so happy!
[03:30] Seiichi
    So, once again, we began
    walking toward a town.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Artoria, The Calamity
[05:08] Claude
    What? You don't have any
    proof of identification?
[05:12] Claude
    That's impossible.
[05:13] Claude
    Even slaves have that.
[05:15] Seiichi
    Right...
[05:17] Seiichi
    But we lost ours.
[05:19] Claude
    Oh, well, then.
[05:20] Claude
    Both of you, go ahead and
    place your hands on this.
[05:24] Claude
    This is the Gem of Truth,
[05:27] Claude
    an item that identifies the
    criminality of those who touch it.
[05:30] Seiichi
    Oh, no.
[05:31] Seiichi
    I'm using Disguise, but that'll
    be meaningless, won't it?
[05:36] Claude
    Good, you pass!
[05:38] Claude
    Next up is the beauty.
[05:43] Claude
    You're both good to go in.
[05:45] Saria
    We did it, Seiichi!
[05:47] Claude
    But you should get your proof of
    identification made as soon as possible.
[05:51] Seiichi
    Right.
[05:52] Seiichi
    We're going to have the
    guild issue them right away.
[05:55] Claude
    What?!
[05:57] Claude
    Wh-What did you just say?!
[05:59] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:00] Claude
    That's the one place you don't want to go!
[06:02] Claude
    No matter what happens,
    stay true to yourself!
[06:05] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:06] Claude
    If anything goes down, you come to me!
[06:08] Claude
    I'll lend you an ear!
[06:10] Claude
    Whatever you do, don't make
    any hasty decisions! Got it?!
[06:13] Seiichi
    Y-Yes.
[06:15] Claude
    Good!
[06:17] Claude
    I'm Claude Schreizer.
[06:19] Claude
    Feel free to just call me Claude.
[06:21] Seiichi
    I'll do that, then.
[06:23] Seiichi
    I'm Seiichi. Nice to meet you.
[06:26] Saria
    I'm Saria! Nice to meet you!
[06:28] Claude
    Yeah!
[06:30] Claude
    I'm more than happy to get
    to know beautiful women.
[06:32] Claude
    So then, once again...
[06:36] Claude
    Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert!
[06:52] Saria
    So this is the guild?
[06:54] Seiichi
    Yeah. It seems like a normal
    place, despite what Claude said.
[06:59] Seiichi
    What an exaggeration.
[07:01] Eris
    Come on, come on, come on!
[07:03] Eris
    You perverted, masochistic pigs!
[07:05] Eris
    Cry out with your plebeian voices!
[07:09] Eris
    Don't act spoiled!
[07:11] Middle-Aged Man
    More, please, Queen!
[07:15] Seiichi
    Yeah, this is the guild.
[07:19] Saria
    What's the matter? Aren't we going in?
[07:22] Seiichi
    Huh?
[07:22] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah, just hold on a second.
[07:27] Eris
    Come on, come on, come on!
[07:29] Eris
    Give me an even more vulgar cry!
[07:31] Middle-Aged Man
    Hot! Hot!
[07:33] Middle-Aged Man
    Thank you so much!
[07:34] Seiichi
    Damn!
[07:38] Destroyer
    Anything will do.
[07:41] Destroyer
    Just let me destroy something!
[07:47] Pacifier
    He's wost it again.
[07:49] Pacifier
    You should go shtop him.
[07:51] Raincoat
    No! Today is the perfect day for streaking!
[07:55] Raincoat
    If I got into a fist fight and got blood
    on my briefs, that just wouldn't do!
[07:59] Pacifier
    Twue.
[08:01] Seiichi
    It's a gathering of perverts!
[08:04] Saria
    Hey, what's going on inside?
[08:08] Seiichi
    The sight will taint you!
[08:10] Seiichi
    Let's just move on! We should be able to
    get proof of identification elsewhere.
[08:13] Guscle
    There's no need for that!
[08:17] Seiichi
    It's a new type of pervert!
[08:19] Guscle
    That's right, I'm...
[08:22] Guscle
    Guild Master, Guscle Clute!
[08:25] Guscle
    Abdominal and thigh!
[08:27] Seiichi
    This is the guild master?!
[08:29] Seiichi
    He's just some dude who
    thinks muscles are great!
[08:32] Guscle
    I heard what you need!
[08:34] Guscle
    You're welcome to come
    register with our guild!
[08:37] Guscle
    Go on! Go on! Go on!
[08:41] Guscle
    Go on! Go on!
[08:43] Seiichi
    Hey! Wait!
[08:44] Guscle
    Guscle!
[08:50] Guscle
    Eris-kun!
[08:51] Guscle
    We have the first new applicant in a while!
[08:55] Eris
    Oh, dear. This outfit isn't
    fit for receptionist work.
[09:04] Eris
    I'm sorry you two had to
    witness such a shameful sight.
[09:07] Eris
    I'm Eris McClain, the one in
    charge of reception here.
[09:11] Saria
    Wow, so cute!
[09:13] Seiichi
    Her range is incredible.
[09:15] Eris
    Seiichi-san, is that correct?
[09:18] Eris
    If you'd like to register with our guild,
[09:21] Eris
    you must have your own reasons.
[09:25] Seiichi
    True...
[09:26] Seiichi
    If I want to see everyone else...
[09:29] Eris
    Our guild headquarters here collects
[09:32] Eris
    all kinds of information
    from around the world,
[09:34] Eris
    so if you register, I'm sure
    it'll be to your benefit.
[09:38] Saria
    Seiichi!
[09:40] Seiichi
    Saria?
[09:41] Saria
    I think we should register with this guild!
[09:45] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:46] Saria
    I mean...
[09:51] Saria
    They all look they're having so much fun.
[09:54] Seiichi
    All right.
[09:55] Seiichi
    We'll join this guild, then.
[09:58] Guscle
    Oh! I knew you would say that!
[10:11] Green Flunky
    Haven't seen you here before.
[10:13] Blond Flunky
    You new here?
[10:14] Seiichi
    I just joined this guild.
[10:18] Green Flunky
    I see.
[10:19] Blond Flunky
    Come with us for a bit.
[10:21] Saria
    Seiichi...
[10:23] Seiichi
    Saria, you wait here.
[10:25] Seiichi
    I'll finish this up quick.
[10:26] Saria
    B-But...
[10:42] Green Flunky
    First, show us your damn face!
[10:48] Blond Flunky
    Whoa...
[10:49] Green Flunky
    Hot guy...
[10:54] Mohawk
    Shall we do it?
[10:57] Flunky
    It only hurts at first.
[11:00] Flunky
    Once you get used to it, it's fine.
[11:02] Mohawk
    It's our own little welcome party for you!
[11:05] Seiichi
    This is too high-level for a virgin like me!
[11:09] Seiichi
    No!
[11:10] Seiichi
    Please let me go!
[11:12] Blond Flunky
    Wait!
[11:18] Flunky
    Hey!
[11:19] Flunky
    Don't hold back!
[11:20] Mohawk
    You'll enjoy life twice as much!
[11:23] Seiichi
    I'm good, thanks!
[11:27] Mohawk
    What incredible jumps and speed.
[11:30] Flunky
    Such strong legs and loins.
[11:32] Flunky
    That's exactly the kind of
    new man we're looking for!
[11:37] Seiichi
    I'm back.
[11:40] Saria
    Thank goodness you're safe!
[11:43] Seiichi
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[11:47] Guscle
    I can't believe you made it back safely.
[11:50] Eris
    Yes, you're the first one to do so.
[11:53] Seiichi
    Seriously?!
[11:55] Seiichi
    Hey, Guscle! Do something about those three!
[11:58] Guscle
    They're all doing what they
    believe is best, though!
[12:03] Seiichi
    Don't laugh it off!
[12:05] Eris
    Anyway, we'd like you two to
    take a few tests for us now.
[12:08] Both
    Huh?
[12:10] Eris
    Well, they're only really tests in name.
[12:13] Eris
    It's actually a way to assess
    what kinds of quests are suited
[12:17] Eris
    to an applicant's abilities.
[12:19] Guscle
    Yeah!
[12:20] Guscle
    Most of the quests this guild
    gets are defeating things,
[12:23] Guscle
    gathering things, odd jobs,
    and guard missions,
[12:26] Guscle
    so we assess your abilities in each field.
[12:28] Seiichi
    I see.
[12:30] Saria
    So that's how it works.
[12:31] Eris
    However, you're required to have
    a B-Rank or higher adventurer
[12:35] Eris
    accompany you as your test proctor.
[12:38] Guscle
    Right now, we only have one of those.
[12:40] Seiichi
    I bet it's gonna be another unique charac—
[12:45] Artoria
    What the hell?
[12:46] Artoria
    You actually selected me for this?
[12:49] Guscle
    That's the A-Rank adventurer, Artoria.
[12:52] Artoria
    I already told you, didn't I?
[12:54] Artoria
    I refuse to proctor any tests.
[12:59] Seiichi
    Seiichi, your face...
[13:02] Artoria
    Hey, newbie!
[13:04] Artoria
    You don't want me as your
    test proctor either, right?
[13:07] Seiichi
    Huh? Well, I don't really care...
[13:12] Artoria
    Are you insane?!
[13:15] Eris
    I understand how you feel, but...
[13:18] Artoria
    Shut up!
[13:19] Guscle
    He was able to escape
    safely from the Mohawks,
[13:23] Guscle
    so he might be able to
    survive your predisposition.
[13:26] Seiichi
    Predisposition?
[13:27] Artoria
    What are you even basing
    that suggestion on?!
[13:30] Guscle
    Well, that's...
[13:31] Guscle
    my muscles, obviously!
[13:34] Guscle
    My muscles are the greatest reason!
[13:38] Seiichi
    I don't understand anything here.
[13:40] Artoria
    Ugh, damn it!
[13:42] Artoria
    Fine, then!
[13:44] Artoria
    If you're that insistent,
    then I'll take on the job.
[13:49] Artoria
    And, uh, you know...
[13:51] Artoria
    Sorry... about earlier.
[13:54] Artoria
    I'm Artoria Gremm...
[13:57] Artoria
    Artoria, the Calamity.
[14:04] Artoria
    So about the tests...
[14:06] Artoria
    First, we'll take on quests for odd jobs.
[14:08] Saria
    Odd jobs?
[14:10] Artoria
    We have three kinds.
[14:11] Artoria
    Help out an orphanage,
    demolish a building, and walk a dog.
[14:17] Seiichi
    They really are just odd jobs.
[14:20] Artoria
    Normally we'd only do one,
[14:22] Artoria
    but that stupid Guscle
[14:24] Artoria
    probably dumped the unpopular ones on us.
[14:28] Artoria
    Hm? What is it?
[14:30] Seiichi
    Well, you're cute when you smile.
[14:33] Saria
    I thought so, too!
[14:35] Saria
    Artoria-san, you're so cute!
[14:37] Artoria
    Quit spouting stupid crap
    and let's get moving!
[14:47] Saria
    Seiichi, is it okay if I do this quest?
[14:50] Seiichi
    Will you be okay, though?
[14:52] Saria
    Leave it to me!
[14:54] Saria
    I'm an expert at this stuff!
[14:56] Saria
    I can work hard, too!
[14:58] Clare
    Hardly anyone would accept it
    since the reward was so low.
[15:02] Clare
    You're a big help.
[15:04] Saria
    I'll do my best!
[15:05] Saria
    Everyone, it's nice to meet you!
[15:13] Seiichi
    Um, why are you walking
    so far ahead of everyone?
[15:19] Kid
    Wait!
[15:25] Boy
    It hurts!
[15:28] Seiichi
    Are you o—
[15:29] Artoria
    Come on, don't cry.
[15:32] Artoria
    Ah, that looks painful.
[15:34] Artoria
    Hold on a sec.
[15:38] Artoria
    This will sting a bit.
[15:40] Boy
    Ow!
[15:41] Boy
    I'm okay now.
[15:46] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[15:50] Seiichi
    A defense skill?!
[15:52] Seiichi
    It's almost as if she anticipated
    that from the beginning.
[15:56] Artoria
    I'm just no good.
[15:59] Boy
    Lady?
[16:06] Artoria
    The second quest is demolishing a building.
[16:09] Artoria
    So where should we... start...
[16:12] Artoria
    Hey!
[16:14] Seiichi
    I should break this here, then?
[16:17] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:21] Artoria
    You dumbass!
[16:38] Artoria
    Once again, someone else is
    suffering a tragedy because of me.
[16:42] Artoria
    I've always had this predisposition,
    ever since I was child.
[16:46] Artoria
    It always affects everyone around me.
[16:49] Artoria
    Which is why I can never rely on anyone else,
[16:52] Artoria
    and I decided to live by myself.
[16:55] Artoria
    Damn it! Damn it!
[16:57] Artoria
    I knew this would happen.
[16:59] Artoria
    I'm Artoria, the Calamity.
[17:04] Artoria
    Everyone who gets involved with me
[17:07] Artoria
    suffers calamities, without exception.
[17:15] Artoria
    Huh?
[17:19] Seiichi
    Dust got in my mouth.
[17:26] Artoria
    You dumbass!
[17:28] Artoria
    Don't go acting on your own
    without waiting for directions!
[17:31] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:31] Artoria
    Listen!
[17:32] Artoria
    The job you're aiming for is adventurer!
[17:36] Artoria
    In this line of work, selfish actions
    can get a whole party killed!
[17:39] Artoria
    Do you understand that?!
[17:41] Seiichi
    I...
[17:42] Artoria
    An adventurer doesn't need
    the greatest might or magic!
[17:47] Artoria
    They need the ability to sense danger!
[17:50] Seiichi
    Right...
[17:51] Artoria
    There's no point in anything if you die!
[17:54] Artoria
    Besides...
[17:56] Artoria
    You have Saria to worry about!
[17:58] Seiichi
    I-I'm sorry.
[18:04] Artoria
    Well, I may be strict about that,
[18:07] Artoria
    but this time I'm partly at fault, too.
[18:10] Artoria
    Anyway, I'm glad you're safe.
[18:16] Artoria
    Th-There's nothing else, okay?!
[18:18] Artoria
    Come on, let's hurry on to the next one.
[18:23] Seiichi
    She might actually be a really kind person.
[18:32] Zakia
    It's been five months already?
[18:35] Zakia
    Things never go well, do they?
[18:37] Orphe
    You were tough on them during training today.
[18:41] Orphe
    Why is that?
[18:43] Zakia
    Because I don't want them to die.
[18:45] Orphe
    Huh?
[18:46] Zakia
    They have nothing to do with our war.
[18:49] Zakia
    Yet we're asking them to
    defeat the Demon Lord?
[18:53] Zakia
    I just can't agree with that.
[18:56] Orphe
    That's...
[18:58] Zakia
    Orphe...
[19:01] Zakia
    You're the only one I'd say this to.
[19:02] Zakia
    I'm against this war with the demons.
[19:05] Orphe
    That's not good!
[19:07] Orphe
    If anyone heard you say that...
[19:10] Zakia
    I don't want to let a single one of them die.
[19:12] Zakia
    If they came here from a peaceful world,
[19:15] Zakia
    I wish they could have gone on
    living in that wonderful place.
[19:23] Artoria
    The final trial is just walking a dog.
[19:26] Seiichi
    It'll be a piece of cake, then.
[19:32] Seiichi
    This is a wolf!
[19:35] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[19:38] Adrianna
    Seiichi-san and Milk-chan look like
    they're having an awful lot of fun.
[19:42] Seiichi
    Are you kidding me?!
[19:45] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[19:46] Artoria
    If it looks like you're really in danger,
    I'll rescue you, so don't worry!
[19:49] Seiichi
    You're definitely not saving me, then!
[19:52] Adrianna
    Still, Artoria-chan, you've changed.
[19:56] Artoria
    Huh?
[19:57] Adrianna
    Well, you're smiling more than you used to.
[19:59] Adrianna
    Maybe it's because of him?
[20:01] Artoria
    O-Of course it's not!
[20:04] Artoria
    I'm just acting as their test proctor
[20:06] Artoria
    b-because I have to!
[20:08] Adrianna
    My, my, is that so?
[20:13] Guscle
    Here is your reward for
    completing these quests!
[20:18] Seiichi
    Where did you just pull that from?!
[20:20] Guscle
    All right!
[20:21] Guscle
    Now get some good rest!
[20:23] Guscle
    Rest is important for muscles, too, you know!
[20:26] Eris
    By the way, do you have an inn to stay at?
[20:29] Both
    Now that you mention it...
[20:31] Seiichi
    Guess we'll just camp out.
[20:33] Eris
    But your bodies won't be properly rested.
[20:36] Artoria
    Um...
[20:37] Artoria
    I-If you need a place,
[20:39] Artoria
    how about the inn I'm staying at?
[20:43] Eris
    What did you say?!
[20:43] Guscle
    What?!
[20:45] Artoria
    W-Well, you know.
[20:47] Artoria
    I figured it would be more, um...
[20:49] Artoria
    The rate's reasonable, too.
[20:51] Artoria
    And the food's good.
[20:53] Eris
    Our Artoria-san is...
[20:55] Guscle
    M-My pecs are stunned!
[20:59] Artoria
    I-I won't force you to!
[21:02] Both
    Please let us!
[21:06] Seiichi
    A lot happened today,
[21:09] Seiichi
    but I think we've found some hope
    for a steady life in our future.
SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today
[22:46] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:49] Seiichi
    Wh-What is this segment, anyway?!
[22:52] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human Gender: Male
    Class: Unnamed Monster
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 10
    Mana: 1016030
     Defense: 1013270
    Agility: 1020270
     Magic Attack: 1015580
    Magic Defense: 1016680
     Luck: 1009040
    Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure
[22:56] Saria
    Wow!
[22:57] Saria
    Your Level jumped right up to 10!
[23:00] Artoria
    You're not half bad, huh?
SIGN    Equipment
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
     High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
     Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Personal Skills
     Instant Recall. Instant Learning.
     Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
     Sixth Sense.
[23:03] Seiichi
    My Status has increased so
    explosively, it scares me.
SIGN    Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
     Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
     Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Enemy Detection. Absorb.
     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Compress.
    Tool Creation (Superior).
[23:07] Saria
    Hey, what is this "Compress"?
[23:09] Artoria
    It's a skill that allows
    him to compress anything.
[23:12] Artoria
    He can compress his own body, even his
    power, and basically anything else.
[23:16] Artoria
    However, he has to touch
    whatever he wishes to compress.
[23:20] Saria
    Then what would happen if he touched
    your boobs with this Compress skill?
[23:25] Artoria
    Wha—
[23:27] Seiichi
    B-Boobs...
[23:29] Artoria
    Don't stare at them!
[23:31] Seiichi
    I-I wasn't staring that hard.
[23:35] Seiichi
    While continuing our tests
    to become adventurers,
[23:37] Seiichi
    we get teleported into a mysterious dungeon!
[23:39] Seiichi
    There we find the legendary dragon said to be
[23:41] Seiichi
    the strongest member of
    the Demon Lord's army!
SIGN    Next Time
    Black Dragon God's Dungeon
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time: "Black Dragon God's Dungeon."
[23:45] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!

Season 1

E4 - Black Dragon God's Dungeon

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    A string of events sent me to another world,
[00:06] Seiichi
    but after eating some Fruit of Evolution,
[00:08] Seiichi
    my fat, ugly body transformed
    into an OP physique!
[00:11] Seiichi
    The gorilla, Saria, and I went
    to the royal capital, Telbert,
[00:13] Seiichi
    and joined the adventurer's guild there,
[00:16] Seiichi
    but our test proctor was a lone warrior!
[00:19] (Flashback) Artoria
    I'm Artoria Gremm...
[00:22] (Flashback) Artoria
    Artoria, the Calamity.
[00:30] Artoria
    Okay, let's start your tests.
[00:33] Both
    Okay!
[00:34] Artoria
    First up is gathering.
[00:37] Artoria
    Once each of you has harvested ten
[00:39] Artoria
    of the Medicinal Herbs growing around
    that area, you'll clear the test.
[00:42] Seiichi
    Huh? That's all?
[00:44] Artoria
    That's all.
[00:45] Seiichi
    That's super easy, though!
[00:48] Seiichi
    Saria, let's go!
[00:50] Artoria
    Hey! I wasn't done explaining!
[00:52] Seiichi
    We'll be back!
[00:54] Saria
    Hey, wait up, Seiichi!
[00:58] Artoria
    Sheesh.
[01:00] Artoria
    Why am I smiling?
[01:04] Artoria
    I can't let anyone be
    victimized by this anymore.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Black Dragon God's Dungeon
[02:39] Artoria
    All right, now show me the
    herbs you've gathered.
[02:43] Saria
    Here!
[02:45] Artoria
    Good.
[02:48] Artoria
    You plucked them up from
    the root, just like I said.
[02:52] Saria
    Yeah, exactly as you said!
[02:54] Artoria
    Okay, next is Seiichi.
[02:56] Seiichi
    Here!
[03:00] Artoria
    What are these?
[03:02] Seiichi
    A rare item, "Mana Mushroom."
[03:06] Artoria
    Your test was to gather ten medicinal herbs!
[03:09] Seiichi
    Well... I just couldn't find any of those.
[03:12] Artoria
    There are some right there at your feet!
[03:15] Seiichi
    God damn!
[03:18] Seiichi
    I gathered them!
[03:20] Artoria
    What about the remaining five?
[03:22] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:23] Artoria
    You're missing some.
[03:28] Seiichi
    I-I'll go search again!
[03:30] Artoria
    H-Hey!
[03:35] Seiichi
    There are none!
[03:39] Seiichi
    Mana Mushroom.
[03:41] Seiichi
    Antidote Weed.
[03:42] Seiichi
    Why is there nothing but rare items
[03:44] Seiichi
    and none of the regular herbs?!
[03:48] Bosco
    Do you really think this will work?
[03:50] Terry
    There, all done!
[03:51] Bel
    It's coming along well.
[03:53] Terry
    We've finally gone and done it now!
[03:55] Terry
    We should catch at least one
    human after setting up that many!
[03:59] Bosco
    But was it really okay to ignore Leia-sama's
    orders and come to the human realm?
[04:04] Bel
    Dumbass!
[04:05] Bel
    If this operation succeeds,
    there won't be any punishment!
[04:08] Bel
    Rising up and getting the hero's
    treatment isn't just a dream!
[04:14] Bel
    You all have families, too, don't you?
[04:16] Seiichi
    What are they talking about?
[04:18] Seiichi
    Whatever.
[04:19] Seiichi
    I'll just ask if they've seen
    any Medicinal Herbs nearby.
[04:22] Three
    Let's do this!
[04:23] Seiichi
    Excuse me...
[04:24] Three
    Who's there?!
[04:26] Terry
    Wh-Why is a human here?!
[04:28] Bosco
    Did he already hear our plan?!
[04:30] Bel
    Oh, no!
[04:32] Bel
    I don't want to face Leia's punishment!
[04:36] Seiichi
    Uh, I'm looking for Herbs...
[04:39] Bel
    If you've found us out,
    then we have no choice!
[04:41] Bel
    Let's go!
[04:42] Terry
    Terry Hemd!
[04:45] Bosco
    Bosco Dan!
[04:48] Bel
    The leader, Bel Giselle! And together...
[04:54] Three
    We are the personal squad of Leia-sama,
    captain of the demon army's third division!
[05:01] Three
    Victim!
[05:04] Seiichi
    Oh, they're just perverts.
[05:08] Terry
    You're not getting away!
[05:10] Bel
    Now that you've seen us here,
[05:12] Bel
    we can't let you leave alive!
[05:14] Bel
    Come forth, Troll!
[05:23] Bel
    Get him!
[05:30] Terry
    We did it!
[05:32] Bosco
    That was a clean hit to the face!
[05:37] Bel
    Huh?
[05:40] Seiichi
    Oh, it worked.
[05:46] Seiichi
    My Absorb skill.
[05:47] Seiichi
    So it can even transfer my
    opponent's strength into my own?
[05:51] Seiichi
    That's handy.
[05:53] Terry
    He definitely just...
[05:55] Bel
    ...hit him, right?
[06:04] Seiichi
    So, hey.
[06:07] Seiichi
    About the Herbs...
[06:09] Bel
    W-Well, our operation here
    was already finished anyway.
[06:13] Bel
    W-W-W-W-We'll let you go this time!
[06:17] Three
    Retreat!
[06:20] Seiichi
    Hey, wait! The Herbs!
[06:25] Seiichi
    I didn't get to ask them.
[06:27] Artoria
    So... why did you gather
    nothing but rare items?!
[06:32] Seiichi
    I searched the best I could.
[06:36] Artoria
    Sheesh...
[06:39] Artoria
    Here, you can have these.
[06:41] Seiichi
    A-Are you sure?
[06:45] Artoria
    Try harder next time.
[06:46] Saria
    Good for you, Seiichi!
[06:48] Seiichi
    Boss!
[06:50] Artoria
    Sh-Shut up! Let's hurry on to the next one.
[07:05] Leia
    Now...
[07:06] Leia
    Why did the three of you disobey
    orders to go to the human realm?
[07:10] Bel
    We went to set up teleportation
    spells all over the place.
[07:15] Leia
    To what end?
[07:16] Bel
    To shave the human realm's
    forces down a little more!
[07:19] Leia
    And where exactly do you
    have them teleporting to?
[07:23] Bel
    You'll be surprised when you hear it!
[07:25] Bel
    To the Black Dragon God's Dungeon!
[07:28] Leia
    What?! The Black Dragon God?!
[07:31] Leia
    Well, I feel bad for the
    humans they teleport, then.
[07:34] Three
    Yeah!
[07:35] Leia
    However...
[07:36] Leia
    It's still a fact that you disobeyed orders,
[07:40] Leia
    so you'll be punished.
[07:41] Leia
    I think we'll start light, say about 500 lashes.
[07:45] Three
    No!
[07:46] Three
    Forgive us!
[07:49] Leia
    Get back here!
[07:59] Claude
    Oh, if it isn't Seiichi.
[08:03] Saria
    Oh! Claude-san!
[08:06] Seiichi
    We're here today to register
    for the guild's final test.
[08:09] Claude
    Artoria's your test proctor?
[08:11] Seiichi
    Yeah, what about it?
[08:13] Claude
    I see.
[08:14] Claude
    She's a really nice person, is all.
[08:16] Claude
    Please, would you be kind to
    her even after the test's over?
[08:20] Seiichi
    That goes without saying!
[08:21] Saria
    Artoria-san is precious to us!
[08:25] Claude
    Thanks.
[08:27] Artoria
    Huh? You guys know each other?
[08:30] Claude
    You've met some good people, huh, Artoria?
[08:33] Artoria
    Huh?
[08:35] Claude
    It's the final test, right?
[08:37] Claude
    You come back safe, now.
[08:39] Seiichi
    Yep.
[08:40] Saria
    Right!
[08:41] Seiichi
    All right, we're heading out.
[08:46] Artoria
    Okay, time for the second test.
[08:48] Both
    Right!
[08:49] Artoria
    The second test is hunting.
[08:52] Artoria
    Defeat ten slimes, and you've cleared it.
[08:55] Artoria
    This is your final test, so show some spirit!
[08:59] Both
    Right!
[09:00] Artoria
    Saria, where's your weapon?
[09:02] Saria
    Here!
[09:10] Artoria
    That just looks like ordinary punching to me.
[09:13] Seiichi
    No, those punches are Saria's weapon.
[09:17] Artoria
    Well, I'll just have to watch over them.
[09:23] Artoria
    There's a few right away!
[09:24] Artoria
    Seiichi! Here they come!
[09:26] Seiichi
    Right!
[09:32] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:33] Saria
    The slime disappeared?
[09:36] Artoria
    Just what is going on here?
[09:39] Artoria
    Don't tell me!
[09:45] Artoria
    Seiichi, Saria, the test is on hold.
[09:48] Seiichi
    Huh!
[09:49] Saria
    Why?
[09:50] Artoria
    There are teleportation spells
    set up all over the place.
[09:53] Saria
    Teleportation spells?
[09:55] Seiichi
    Uh, what's something like that doing here?
[09:57] Artoria
    How would I know?
[09:58] Artoria
    Anyway, we're heading back
    to the guild for now.
[10:03] Artoria
    Wha—
[10:05] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[10:12] BDG
    This smell is the smell of loathsome humans.
[10:19] Seiichi
    Where are we now?
[10:21] Saria
    Do you not know either, Artoria-san?
[10:23] Artoria
    Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue.
[10:26] Artoria
    Regardless, we need to find an exit.
[10:30] Artoria
    Hey, Seiichi, Saria, why did
    the two of you follow me?
[10:34] Two
    Huh?
[10:35] Artoria
    I told you before, didn't I?
[10:36] Artoria
    An adventurer needs the
    ability to sense danger.
[10:40] Artoria
    If you hadn't touched me at that moment,
[10:42] Artoria
    you two might have made it back safely.
[10:45] Seiichi
    Uh...
[10:46] Artoria
    If you give me a stupid answer, you'll regret it!
[10:50] Seiichi
    My body just moved before I realized it.
[10:52] Artoria
    Huh?
[10:53] Saria
    Mine, too!
[10:55] Saria
    I thought, "I have to help Artoria-san!"
[10:58] Seiichi
    I do think it was a rash action.
[11:00] Seiichi
    But more than that, Saria and
    I both wanted to help you.
[11:06] Artoria
    I've never met anyone else like you two.
[11:10] Seiichi
    Huh?
[11:11] Artoria
    Okay! Let's hurry up and get home!
[11:15] Both
    Right!
[11:17] Artoria
    Oh, right. Here.
[11:20] Artoria
    That's a Guide Stone.
[11:22] Artoria
    It's an item you use when you
    get separated from your party.
[11:25] Seiichi
    When you get separated?
[11:27] Artoria
    As long as you hold on to it, it'll lead
    you to a party member's location.
[11:31] Artoria
    It also glows red when their life is danger.
[11:35] Seiichi
    Wow, that's handy!
[11:37] Artoria
    Try not to get separated
    in the first place, though.
[11:39] Both
    Okay!
[11:40] Artoria
    Are we really going to be all right?
[11:45] Seiichi
    Did that just click?
[11:48] Artoria
    Sorry.
[11:49] Artoria
    I stepped on something.
[11:57] Artoria
    Seiichi! Saria!
[11:59] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[12:05] Artoria
    Damn it.
[12:08] Artoria
    Can you hear me? Seiichi! Saria!
[12:10] Artoria
    Tsk.
[12:12] Artoria
    I need to rejoin them quickly.
[12:17] Seiichi
    We got separated right away.
[12:20] Seiichi
    Wh-Wh-What do we do now?!
[12:22] Seiichi
    We were just talking about how we
    shouldn't get separated and then this!
[12:25] Seiichi
    This wall! This wall!
[12:28] Seiichi
    Ow!
[12:31] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi! We have this!
[12:33] Saria
    The Guide Stone!
[12:35] Seiichi
    Oh, right! Good thinking, Saria!
[12:37] Saria
    But how do we use it?
[12:39] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:40] Seiichi
    Uh... I don't know.
[12:42] Saria
    Um, um... Which way...
[12:46] Both
    ...do we go?
[12:49] Seiichi
    Yes!
[12:51] Seiichi
    Go!
[12:59] Seiichi
    Yes, we know she's on the other side!
[13:03] Seiichi
    Stopping here won't get us anywhere!
[13:05] Saria
    Seiichi, there's a path over there!
[13:08] Seiichi
    All right, let's go!
[13:18] Artoria
    Damn it... Not here!
[13:21] Artoria
    Don't get in my way!
[13:24] Artoria
    Power Slash!
[13:36] Artoria
    Please be safe,
[13:40] Artoria
    you two.
[13:45] Seiichi
    A dead end.
[13:46] Seiichi
    Another dead end.
[13:48] Seiichi
    Here, too.
[13:49] Seiichi
    And here!
[13:50] Seiichi
    Where are we supposed to go?!
[13:57] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi.
[14:07] Saria
    You're ignoring it?
[14:08] Seiichi
    Well, it's obviously suspicious.
[14:11] Saria
    I know, but...
[14:12] Chest
    Open me.
[14:14] Seiichi
    I said I'm not opening it.
[14:16] Both
    Huh?
[14:18] Chest
    Open me!
[14:21] Seiichi
    Really?
[14:27] Chest
    Open me!
[14:32] Seiichi
    Hey, timeout, timeout!
[14:35] Seiichi
    Damn it! In that case...
[14:37] Seiichi
    Aqua Bind!
[14:40] Chest
    Y-You'll pay!
[14:44] Seiichi
    H-Huh?
[14:46] Saria
    It disappeared.
[14:49] Seiichi
    I just used a binding spell.
[14:54] Voice
    You leveled up.
[15:01] Seiichi
    This is just like that time with Xeanos.
[15:04] Voice
    Long ago, the treasure chest was a
    necessary item in any dungeon delve,
[15:09] Voice
    but after the invention of Item Box,
    it lost all reason to exist.
[15:15] Chest
    I want humans to interact with me again!
[15:19] Voice
    That single desire led it to grow limbs and
    gain the ability to speak and use magic.
[15:26] Chest
    Water Magic!
[15:27] Chest
    Fire Magic!
[15:29] Voice
    However, humans began calling the treasure
    chest a monster and persecuting it.
[15:35] Voice
    With its hope lost,
[15:38] Voice
    the treasure chest continued to roam
    around places it held fond memories of.
[15:46] Saria
    Poor treasure chest.
[15:49] Seiichi
    I kind of feel bad for it.
[15:53] Seiichi
    Ring of Misfortune?
[15:55] Seiichi
    It's Legendary Equipment.
[15:57] Seiichi
    It multiplies the wearer's Luck by -2?
[16:01] Seiichi
    What the heck? Nothing good
    comes from equipping this.
[16:04] Saria
    Huh?
[16:08] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi?
[16:10] Seiichi
    Whoa! That's so shameless!
[16:14] Saria
    Was it always this color?
[16:28] Artoria
    This is...
[16:38] Artoria
    What now?
[16:39] Artoria
    This route is the only path.
[16:51] Artoria
    Who's there?!
[16:56] BDG
    Human, have you come here to be eaten?!
[17:18] Both
    B-Bel-san!
[17:22] Leia
    Now, if you've learned your lesson,
    never try to act on your own again.
[17:27] Bel
    I'm so sorry.
[17:30] Leia
    I'll have you know,
[17:31] Leia
    Black Dragon God is way worse than this.
[17:36] Leia
    He's renowned as the strongest
    one in the Demon Lord's army.
[17:42] Leia
    Anyone who runs into him
    has the worst luck of all.
[17:48] Seiichi
    Does this mean...
[17:49] (Flashback) Artoria
    It also glows red when their life is danger.
[17:55] Seiichi
    Sh-She's in danger!
[17:59] Saria
    S-Seiichi! Th-Th-The Guide Stone!
[18:02] Seiichi
    All right!
[18:04] Seiichi
    Go!
[18:10] Saria
    Déjà vu.
[18:12] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[18:13] Seiichi
    This wall! This stupid wall!
[18:15] Seiichi
    That really hurts!
[18:19] Saria
    Wh-What do we do?
[18:21] Seiichi
    Damn it!
[18:27] BDG
    Perhaps I should praise you for putting
    up quite the fight for a human.
[18:33] Artoria
    I can't afford to die until I've rejoined
    them and seen them safely home!
[18:46] Artoria
    I'll show you
[18:48] Artoria
    how I earned the name "Calamity"!
[18:56] BDG
    Now this...
[18:57] Artoria
    I don't need rationality!
[19:01] Artoria
    I'll turn myself into a calamity!
[19:04] Artoria
    Calamity Berserk!
[19:22] BDG
    This is why you humans are such fools.
[19:29] BDG
    Know your place.
[19:55] BDG
    To think there was still someone among
    humans who could surprise me so.
[20:07] Artoria
    I'm sorry, you two.
[20:11] Artoria
    I'd forgotten how to smile
    after constantly bringing
[20:14] Artoria
    misfortune to others for so long...
[20:16] BDG
    Very well.
[20:17] BDG
    I'll finish this in one blow for you.
[20:21] Artoria
    So I wanted to at least
    see you two home safely.
[20:26] Artoria
    But I got you both caught
    up in my misfortune.
[20:31] Artoria
    I'm sorry.
[20:35] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[20:38] Saria
    Artoria-san!
[20:46] Artoria
    You two?
[20:48] Seiichi
    We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
[22:22] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:26] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 11 (11)
     Mana: 1156400 (50) Attack: 1122510 (50)
     Defense: 1169080 (50) Agility: 1132150 (50)
     Magic Attack: 1153480 (50) Magic Defense: 1180680 (50)
     Luck: 1109290 (50) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (50)
SIGN    Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
    Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
    Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
[22:30] Saria
    Wow!
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Money:
     1070916000 G
[22:33] Artoria
    He's a monster.
[22:35] Artoria
    Speaking of which, you're a dual wielder?
[22:38] Seiichi
    Yes.
[22:39] Seiichi
    One is black and the other's white.
[22:44] Seiichi
    They let the wielder pass their
    mana and stamina to allies,
[22:47] Seiichi
    and they can heal some
    degree of damage overnight.
[22:50] Artoria
    That's totally cheating.
[22:52] Saria
    Hey, Artoria-san, what's the
    battleaxe you wield called?
[22:58] Artoria
    It's called "Grand Axe."
[23:00] Artoria
    It's an exceptional item that doubles
    my physical abilities during battle.
[23:04] (Flashback) Artoria
    Power Slash!
[23:06] Saria
    So cool!
[23:08] Saria
    What kind of skill is that?
[23:10] Artoria
    A skill that doubles my Attack!
[23:12] Saria
    So when it's combined with Grand Axe...
[23:16] Saria
    Two times two is... how many times?
[23:19] Artoria
    Four times.
[23:20] Saria
    Wow! That's cheating!
[23:23] Seiichi
    Does that apply to these breasts, too?
[23:26] Seiichi
    Abeshi!
[23:31] Artoria
    How are my breasts cheating?!
[23:35] Saria
    Seiichi fights to save Artoria-san!
[23:38] Saria
    So cool!
[23:39] Saria
    Wait, huh? What are those two doing?
SIGN    Next Time
    The Calamity Bride
[23:42] Saria
    Next time: "The Calamity Bride."
[23:44] Saria
    I'm so happy I got to be Seiichi's wife!

Season 1

E5 - The Calamity Bride

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world,
[00:06] Seiichi
    and my body transformed into an OP physique!
[00:08] Seiichi
    Our test proctor, Artoria-san,
    is predisposed to attracting calamities,
[00:12] Seiichi
    but she's a very kind person.
[00:14] Seiichi
    However, she's currently in danger!
[00:20] Artoria
    I got you both caught up in my misfortune.
[00:25] Artoria
    I'm sorry.
[00:28] Saria
    Artoria-san!
[00:29] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[00:32] Artoria
    You two?
[00:34] Seiichi
    We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
[00:44] Artoria
    Seiichi, Saria...
[00:47] Saria
    Artoria-san, are you okay?!
[00:49] Artoria
    How did you two get in here?
[00:52] Saria
    Well, you see...
[00:57] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Artoria-san's in danger.
[00:59] (Flashback) Saria
    Wh-What do we do?
[01:04] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Damn it!
[01:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    This wall!
[01:13] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[01:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I hit it like I meant it, and it broke?!
[01:18] (Flashback) Saria
    But now we can get to Artoria-san!
[01:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hold on tight, Saria!
[01:25] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[01:28] Saria
    And that's how we got here!
[01:30] Artoria
    S-Seriously?
[01:33] Artoria
    And the Black Dragon God?
[01:34] Seiichi
    Oh, that's probably him over there.
[01:38] Saria
    We ran into him when we came in.
[01:41] Artoria
    Huh?!
[01:43] Saria
    Are you okay?
[01:44] Saria
    Seiichi, heal Artoria-san's wounds!
[01:47] Seiichi
    Right. Use this, Artoria-san.
[01:50] Artoria
    Seiichi...
[01:55] Seiichi
    Saria, watch Artoria-san for me.
[01:57] Saria
    Sure! Good luck out there, Seiichi!
[02:08] Seiichi
    So you're the one who hurt Artoria-san?
[02:12] BDG
    Damned human!
[02:14] BDG
    Don't think you'll leave here alive!
[02:21] Seiichi
    No, I'm going to defeat you,
[02:23] Seiichi
    and we'll all go home together!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    The Calamity Bride
[03:59] Saria
    Seiichi!
[04:03] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:07] BDG
    Damned human!
[04:09] BDG
    Your species is insufferably annoying!
[04:11] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:13] BDG
    Conquering Claws!
[04:21] Seiichi
    H-He's strong!
[04:22] Seiichi
    Skill: Advanced Appraisal!
[04:26] Seiichi
    Black Dragon God, Level 5,000?!
[04:28] Seiichi
    That's over twice Xeanos's level!
[04:30] BDG
    Die!
[04:32] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[04:36] Seiichi
    That was close!
[04:38] BDG
    Then how about this?
[04:42] Seiichi
    Wha... M-My body is...
[04:48] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:06] Seiichi
    Why didn't my Bind Resistance
    and Absorb skills have any effect?
[05:11] BDG
    I'll eliminate you along with that arrogance!
[05:17] BDG
    This is my most powerful spell, Hell Inferno!
[05:21] BDG
    The flames of hell will burn you to ash!
[05:24] Seiichi
    That's huge!
[05:25] Seiichi
    What do I about that?!
[05:27] Saria
    Seiichi!
[05:29] Saria
    Use the spell from when you fought me!
[05:34] Seiichi
    Oh, right!
[05:37] Seiichi
    I'm not going to lose!
[05:40] Seiichi
    Fall Disaster!
[06:00] BDG
    Wh-Why, you!
[06:06] BDG
    I vowed that I would never lose
[06:09] BDG
    to another human!
[06:13] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[06:17] Seiichi
    Ultimate skill: Gale!
[06:19] BDG
    I won't let you!
[06:23] Seiichi
    I'm not done yet!
[06:26] BDG
    You're finished.
[06:29] Seiichi
    Move, move, move!
[06:34] Voice
    Intimidation Resistance acquired.
[06:39] BDG
    What?!
[06:42] Voice
    Abundant Blossoming of Swords acquired.
[06:45] ---
    Ultimate skill: One With the Sword acquired.
[07:03] BDG
    I-I'm going to lose again?
[07:06] BDG
    I just wanted to live happily... alongside him...
[07:28] Seiichi
    Why did the Black Dragon
    God hate humans so much?
[07:33] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:34] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:36] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:37] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:39] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:40] Seiichi
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:40] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:42] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[07:42] Saria
    Seiichi!
[07:43] Vocie
    You have leveled up.
[07:45] Seiichi
    Ow!
[07:47] Seiichi
    I-I'm fine!
[07:49] Saria
    But you seemed kind of sad.
[07:52] Seiichi
    Forget about me. How's Artoria-san?
[07:56] Saria
    The recovery herbs have her asleep
    right now, but she should wake up soon.
[08:01] Seiichi
    That's good. Now we can all go home.
[08:04] Saria
    Yeah! But how do we get home?
[08:06] Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:08] Seiichi
    I don't know how to get home!
[08:12] Saria
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[08:14] Saria
    What do we do?!
[08:16] Seiichi
    Calm down!
[08:17] Seiichi
    There might be something in here
    that'll let us escape this dungeon.
[08:22] Voice
    You acquired Black Dragon God's
    Scale, Fang, Claw, and Bone.
[08:27] Seiichi
    This is going to make me OP again, isn't it?
[08:32] Seiichi
    If I eat the Black Dragon God's Gem,
[08:34] Seiichi
    it'll improve my physical stats
    and the potency of all magic?
[08:42] Seiichi
    Wow, tastes like soda.
[08:45] Voice
    Skill: Spatial Magic acquired.
[08:49] Seiichi
    Spatial Magic?
[08:51] Seiichi
    Did I get this magic from
    that treasure chest?
[08:54] Seiichi
    Saria, we can get home!
[08:56] Saria
    Really?! Yay!
[09:05] Seiichi
    Black Conqueror's Long Coat.
[09:06] Seiichi
    It has great impact and blade resistance,
[09:09] Seiichi
    so most common weapons will
    be unable to even scratch it.
[09:13] Saria
    Wow! You look great in that, Seiichi!
[09:16] Seiichi
    R-Really?
[09:18] Seiichi
    So this is the last item...
[09:21] Seiichi
    Black Dragon God's Biography.
[09:27] Narrator
    Long, long ago,
[09:30] Narrator
    the Black Dragon God was the
    guardian deity of a human land.
[09:36] Narrator
    However, the humans
[09:37] Narrator
    longed to create weapons from the
    Black Dragon God's powerful materials,
[09:42] Narrator
    so one day they began
    to plot his subjugation.
[09:46] Narrator
    The one who saved him from
    that fate was the Demon Lord!
[09:51] Narrator
    However, the humans conducted
    their Hero Summoning,
[09:54] Narrator
    and the Demon Lord was slain.
[10:00] Narrator
    The Black Dragon God was
    sealed in his dungeon,
[10:02] Narrator
    and he vowed to exact vengeance on mankind...
[10:05] Narrator
    all to ensure he would never lose
    anything precious to him again.
[10:11] Narrator
    The end.
[10:17] Seiichi
    I'm so sorry!
[10:20] Saria
    Seiichi, are you okay?
[10:22] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah.
[10:24] Saria
    Mr. Sheep didn't show up this time, huh?
[10:26] Seiichi
    Huh? Now that you mention it, yeah...
[10:31] Seiichi
    A Showa-era gag?
[10:37] Sheep
    Hello, Mister Sheep here.
[10:39] Seiichi
    I figured.
[10:40] Saria
    It's from Mr. Sheep?! Read it, read it!
[10:43] Seiichi
    Let's see...
[10:44] Sheep
    Congratulations on clearing the dungeon.
[10:47] Sheep
    I'm glad to see you're steadily
    leaving your humanity behind!
[10:50] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[10:52] Sheep
    This time, you failed to meet the condition
    of having the Black Dragon God live
[10:56] Sheep
    peacefully alongside the Demon Lord.
[10:59] Seiichi
    That's too difficult a challenge.
[11:01] Sheep
    Oh, don't look so sad just because
    you didn't see me for a while.
[11:05] Seiichi
    Shut up!
[11:07] Sheep
    Now, please continue working
    hard on clearing dungeons.
[11:11] Saria
    Mister Sheep sounds like he's doing well.
[11:13] Seiichi
    There's something else written here.
[11:15] Sheep
    P.S. I'll be going on vacation for a while,
[11:19] Sheep
    so please refrain from
    actually clearing dungeons!
[11:22] Sheep
    Baa!
[11:22] Seiichi
    Do your job!
[11:25] Saria
    I hope he enjoys his vacation.
[11:28] Seiichi
    Anyway, we can finally go home.
[11:37] Saria
    Yay, we're here!
[11:40] Seiichi
    It feels like it's been forever.
[11:44] Saria
    Looks like Artoria-san's doing okay, too!
[11:47] Seiichi
    Then let's get back to our guild.
[11:50] Saria
    Yeah!
[11:57] Artoria
    Put me down!
[11:58] Seiichi
    Hey, please don't struggle!
[12:00] Artoria
    Put me down!
[12:00] Saria
    We can't. Your wounds may have healed,
[12:03] Saria
    but you haven't recovered your stamina.
[12:09] Artoria
    Sorry...
[12:10] Artoria
    for getting you caught up in my misfortune.
[12:14] Seiichi
    Huh? What do you mean?
[12:16] Artoria
    Look. This is my Status.
[12:18] Seiichi
    Your Luck is...
[12:19] Seiichi
    Negative two million?!
[12:21] Artoria
    "The Bearer of Calamity"...
[12:23] Artoria
    From the moment I was born,
    I've been cursed with that title.
[12:26] Saria
    Oh, no...
[12:28] Artoria
    That's sad enough,
[12:29] Artoria
    but it brings misfortune
    to those around me as well,
[12:33] Artoria
    and that's even sadder.
[12:35] Seiichi
    Is there a way to break the curse?
[12:37] Artoria
    No.
[12:38] Artoria
    So I'll continue to bring
    misfortune to everyone around me.
[12:43] Seiichi
    I don't think you brought us misfortune!
[12:46] Saria
    I feel the same way.
[12:53] Guscle
    Oh! Artoria-kun! Seiichi-kun! Saria-kun!
[12:58] Artoria
    What's everyone doing?
[13:00] Eris
    Why, we were gathering
    all kinds of information!
[13:04] Artoria
    Wh-Why?
[13:05] Guscle
    To find our missing friends, obviously!
[13:10] Artoria
    Friends...
[13:13] Eris
    I'm truly glad, though.
[13:17] Artoria
    You guys...
[13:20] Seiichi
    Artoria-san, it looks like everyone you
    thought you brought misfortune to
[13:24] Seiichi
    is happy.
[13:28] Seiichi
    You're not some calamity.
[13:30] Seiichi
    You just attract a little bit of trouble.
[13:33] Artoria
    Seiichi...
[13:36] Seiichi
    Neither Saria nor I,
[13:38] Seiichi
    nor anyone else at the Guild,
    is worried about your predisposition.
[13:43] Seiichi
    We all love everything about Artoria Gremm!
[13:52] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[13:53] Seiichi
    Why is she running away?
[13:55] Saria
    Seiichi, chase after her!
[13:58] Seiichi
    G-Got it!
[14:06] Terry
    Bel-san, I'm celebrating my new baby.
    Give me 50K.
[14:09] Bel
    What?! That's too much!
[14:11] Bosco
    Man, those humans sure come up
    with some interesting things.
[14:17] Terry
    You know,
[14:18] Terry
    I heard this game was brought here by
    the heroes summoned from another world.
[14:21] Terry
    Another world, huh?
[14:23] Terry
    I wonder what it's like.
[14:27] Leia
    The Black Dragon God was defeated.
[14:30] Three
    Huh?
[14:31] Terry
    Th-The Black Dragon God?!
[14:33] Bel
    Impossible!
[14:34] Bel
    He was the strongest being
    in the Demon Lord's army,
[14:37] Bel
    aside from the Demon Lord himself!
[14:41] Bosco
    Who defeated him?
[14:45] Leia
    I don't know, but...
[14:47] Leia
    it's clear that someone who opposes
    us Demons has shown themselves.
[14:53] Bel
    What the heck kind of person is it?
[14:56] Seiichi
    Where did she go?
[14:57] Seiichi
    Oh, right!
[15:01] Adrianna
    My, if it isn't Seiichi-san.
[15:07] Seiichi
    Oh, Adrianna-san.
[15:09] Artoria
    What is it?
[15:11] Seiichi
    Um, I'm looking for Artoria-san.
[15:14] Seiichi
    Have you seen her?
[15:16] Adrianna
    Hmm... No, I haven't.
[15:18] Seiichi
    I see.
[15:19] Adrianna
    Hey, Seiichi-san,
[15:21] Adrianna
    do you know about
    Artoria-chan's predisposition?
[15:24] Seiichi
    Well, yes.
[15:25] Adrianna
    Then could I ask you a favor?
[15:28] Seiichi
    Huh? What is it?
[15:30] Adrianna
    Could you get closer to her,
    even if it's only a little bit?
[15:35] Seiichi
    Of course.
[15:37] Seiichi
    Artoria-san is precious to me, after all.
[15:42] Seiichi
    Well, I'll be going, then.
[15:46] Adrianna
    I'm counting on you, Prince Charming.
[15:54] Seiichi
    This is...
[16:04] Seiichi
    ...where we had our first guild test.
[16:17] Seiichi
    Artoria-san.
[16:20] Artoria
    Seiichi.
[16:22] Seiichi
    What are you doing?
[16:24] Artoria
    Hey, Seiichi... Am I...
[16:27] Artoria
    really someone who's needed by others?
[16:30] Seiichi
    You saw everyone's
    expressions earlier, right?
[16:33] Seiichi
    They all love you, Artoria-san.
[16:37] (Flashback) ---
    I'm so glad.
[16:38] Artoria
    I see.
[16:40] Artoria
    So just as I find everyone
    around me precious,
[16:44] Artoria
    they consider me precious to them, as well.
[16:50] Seiichi
    She asked me to get closer to her...
[16:53] Seiichi
    but how?
[16:57] Seiichi
    It's all right.
[16:59] Seiichi
    If you're feeling anxious, \I'll be here beside you,
[17:03] Seiichi
    for as long as it takes to reassure you.
[17:06] Seiichi
    I'll stay with you for as long it takes,
[17:09] Seiichi
    until the day you can truly
    smile from the heart.
[17:25] Saria
    I wonder if Seiichi's okay.
[17:27] Guscle
    You don't have to worry about him!
[17:29] Guscle
    My muscles tell me so!
[17:33] Eris
    Setting what this trash heap says aside...
[17:36] Guscle
    That's mean, Eris-kun!
[17:39] Eris
    Don't worry!
[17:40] Eris
    Seiichi-san's kindness is definitely
    getting through to Artoria-san.
[17:49] Saria
    Seiichi...
[17:55] Seiichi
    Wait, am I...
[17:57] Seiichi
    doing something incredibly bold here?
[17:59] Seiichi
    No, calm down.
[18:01] Seiichi
    You're doing this out of kindness
    to help ease Artoria-san's fears!
[18:05] Seiichi
    Ah, but Artoria-san has such a nice smell...
[18:10] Seiichi
    Wait, no!
[18:12] Seiichi
    What am I doing relaxing around her?!
[18:14] Artoria
    S-Seiichi...
[18:16] Seiichi
    Huh? Er, yes?
[18:17] Artoria
    U-Um... well...
[18:20] Artoria
    Uh, that was embarrassing...
[18:23] Seiichi
    It was embarrassing for me, too!
[18:25] Artoria
    B-But thank you.
[18:28] Seiichi
    It's so wrong that someone this
    kind bears a curse of misfortune!
[18:33] Seiichi
    Is there nothing I can do for her right now?
[18:39] (Flashback) Artoria
    From the moment I was born,
    I've been cursed with that title.
[18:45] Seiichi
    If only Artoria-san's Luck
    wasn't in the negatives...
[18:50] Seiichi
    If it wasn't negative?
[18:52] Seiichi
    That's it!
[18:54] Seiichi
    Artoria-san! Please hold out your hand!
[18:56] Artoria
    Huh?
[19:01] Seiichi
    It should have the opposite
    effect on Artoria-san!
[19:09] Artoria
    What's this?
[19:10] Seiichi
    The Ring of Happiness.
[19:13] Seiichi
    It's a Fantasy-grade item that will
    negate your curse and double your Luck.
[19:18] Artoria
    Negate my curse and double my Luck?
[19:22] Seiichi
    Yes!
[19:22] Seiichi
    Your Luck will go from negative two
    million to positive four million!
[19:27] Seiichi
    Which means your curse will be undone!
[19:29] Artoria
    Wha... Really?
[19:31] Seiichi
    You'll no longer be the Calamity.
[19:36] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[19:37] Seiichi
    Let's enjoy happiness worth all the
    misfortune you've faced so far!
[19:42] Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[19:46] Seiichi
    I'll fully... fully... fully...
[19:58] Seiichi
    Huh? Again?
[20:00] Seiichi
    What did I do wrong?
[20:05] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Let's enjoy happiness!
[20:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[20:13] Seiichi
    I just proposed, didn't I?!
[20:19] (Flashback) Artoria
    B-But thank you.
[20:25] Seiichi
    But if it makes Artoria-san happy, then...
[20:30] Seiichi
    I guess that's good enough for now.
[20:45] Artoria
    Why is my heart racing like this?
[20:54] Artoria
    What's wrong with me?
SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today
[22:31] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:34] Artoria
    S-Seiichi?!
[22:36] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
    Mana: 1698300 (100 )
    Attack: 1644700 (100 ))
    Defense: 1667000 (100 )
    Agility: 1690000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
    Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
    Luck: 1610000 (100 )
    Charm: Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
SIGN    Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
     Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
     Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
SIGN    Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
     Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
     Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
     Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
SIGN    Titles: Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless.
     King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[22:53] Saria
    Wow! He's powered up again!
[22:56] Artoria
    It's an array of OP stats.
[22:59] Saria
    Now, let's see...
[23:00] Saria
    Dragon God's Claws is a skill that lets
    him unleash slashes with tremendous force.
[23:05] Saria
    They also possess the Light attribute,
    making them effective against undead monsters.
[23:09] Artoria
    That's the Black Dragon God's
    skill that caused me so much pain!
[23:13] Saria
    Then there's Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
[23:15] Artoria
    S-S-S-S-S-S-Seiichi!
[23:18] Saria
    He defeated the Black Dragon God with
    this skill while you were was passed out.
[23:23] Saria
    Isn't he awesome?
[23:24] Artoria
    H-He's not awesome...
[23:28] Saria
    Wow, you went from bright red to pale!
[23:30] Saria
    It's a one-man Kouhaku show!
[23:35] Artoria
    Something is wrong with me!
[23:37] Artoria
    Why is my heart pounding like this?!
[23:40] Artoria
    Could this feeling actually be...
SIGN    Next Time
    Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
[23:43] Artoria
    Next time: "Crying Out Love
    in the Center of Another World."
[23:46] Artoria
    It's not how it seems, Saria!

Season 1

E6 - Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:05] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:08] Seiichi
    I defeated the Black Dragon God,
    and we returned to Telbert.
[00:11] Seiichi
    Wait, huh?
[00:12] Seiichi
    Artoria-san's depressed!
[00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Let's enjoy happiness!
[00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[00:24] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I just proposed, didn't I?!
[00:27] Seiichi
    What's gonna happen to
    my life in another world?!
SIGN    Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World
[00:42] Saria
    What's the matter, Seiichi?
[00:44] Seiichi
    You saw what happened earlier, right?
[00:46] Seiichi
    What I said to Artoria-san...
[00:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Um, g-good morning!
[00:58] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Artoria-san?
[01:02] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Artoria-san...
[01:06] Seiichi
    She's completely avoiding me.
[01:08] Saria
    Don't worry.
[01:10] Saria
    It's not like she hates you.
[01:14] Seiichi
    How can you be sure about that?!
[01:16] Saria
    Hmm... Natural instinct?
[01:19] Seiichi
    Because you're a gorilla?!
[01:21] Saria
    Ooh-ooh-ooh!
[01:23] Seiichi
    Anyway, Saria, what do you want to do today?
[01:26] Saria
    Huh?
[01:26] Saria
    Well, our hunting test got canceled, so...
[01:30] Saria
    Then I think I'll go visit
    the orphanage today.
[01:33] Seiichi
    Oh, accepting a quest already?
[01:36] Saria
    Yeah. Claire-san did say
    I could come by anytime!
[01:41] Saria
    What about you?
[01:43] Seiichi
    I think I'm going to gather some
    information instead of doing a quest.
[01:48] Saria
    Then I'll see you later, Seiichi!
[01:50] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[01:51] Seiichi
    Okay, then...
[01:53] Seiichi
    I need to learn more about this new world.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
[03:29] Seiichi
    The thing is, there's
    some information I want.
[03:33] Guscle
    There's my Guscle Style Muscle Camp
    with beginner to advanced courses.
[03:37] Guscle
    Which did you want to take?
[03:39] Seiichi
    No, I don't need any of those.
[03:41] Eris
    This is the problem with muscle-heads.
[03:44] Seiichi
    Eris-san!
[03:46] Eris
    How do you do, Seiichi-san?
[03:47] Eris
    I have some special information for you.
[03:50] Seiichi
    Really?!
[03:52] Eris
    Eris-style S&M Lecture, with Beginner's
    Pig Slave Courses to Hard B**** Courses.
[03:57] Eris
    Which do you desire?
[03:59] Seiichi
    I was a fool to get my hopes up!
[04:02] Guscle
    Well, setting those jokes aside,
[04:04] Guscle
    what did you want to know?
[04:07] Seiichi
    Have there been any major
    events nearby lately?
[04:11] Guscle
    Hmm...
[04:13] Seiichi
    Like heroes doing something, perhaps?
[04:17] Guscle
    Actually, I did hear that some other
    country conducted a Hero Summoning.
[04:21] Seiichi
    Hero Summoning?
[04:23] Seiichi
    Bingo!
[04:24] Eris
    They brought heroes from another world
    to defeat the resurrected Demon Lord.
[04:30] Seiichi
    Demon Lord?!
[04:31] Eris
    If you'd like to know more details about it,
[04:34] Eris
    the Royal Library's a good place.
[04:36] Seiichi
    Royal Library?
[04:38] Guscle
    Here's a map to the library.
[04:42] Seiichi
    I'm surprised you fit that in there!
[04:44] Seiichi
    It has to reek!
[04:49] Seiichi
    Hero Summoning, huh?
[04:51] Seiichi
    Maybe I'll be able to learn something
    about Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
[05:00] Scheldt
    What is he doing?!
[05:03] Scheldt
    That damn Zakia hasn't had them
    do any practical training?
[05:07] Scheldt
    Then what was the point
    of the Hero Summoning?!
[05:10] Helio
    Many of the heroes themselves are also
    requesting real battles against monsters.
[05:16] Scheldt
    Does he have any idea how extensive
[05:18] Scheldt
    the damage will be if the Demon Lord rises
    when they haven't had any training?!
[05:22] Helio
    In that case, why not enroll the
    heroes at Barbador Magic Academy?
[05:28] Scheldt
    Barbador Magic Academy?
[05:31] Helio
    With their solid foundation,
    they'll easily dominate
[05:34] Helio
    the top ranks at the Academy
    if we send them there.
[05:37] Helio
    That would allow us to show other
    nations the power of the Kaiser Empire.
[05:43] Scheldt
    You think it'll work that well?
[05:45] Helio
    I'm sure it will be fine.
[05:47] Helio
    The heroes we summoned
    are still just children.
[05:50] Helio
    It will be easy to make them obey.
[05:53] Scheldt
    And how will you do that?
[05:57] Helio
    We'll make them wear these
[05:59] Helio
    so that they can never disobey an order.
[06:01] Scheldt
    Enslavement Bracelets, huh?
[06:03] Scheldt
    Now I see.
[06:12] Artoria-san
    I'm acting weird!
[06:26] Artoria-san
    I ran away at the mere sight of Seiichi...
[06:30] Artoria-san
    And just thinking about
    him makes my heart...
[06:40] Seiichi
    I wonder if this will have detailed accounts
    of where the heroes were summoned.
[06:45] Seiichi
    Regardless...
[06:47] Seiichi
    Every book I read portrays mankind
    as just and the Demon Lord as evil.
[06:54] Seiichi
    But they both suffered cruel
    fates at the hands of man.
[06:59] Seiichi
    I don't know what's true and what isn't.
[07:04] Seiichi
    I need a change of pace.
[07:07] Seiichi
    Come to think of it, I don't know
    that much about magic, either.
[07:13] Seiichi
    Okay, let's see here...
[07:15] Seiichi
    "To activate magic, you need
    visualization and mana."
[07:20] Seiichi
    "Top class mages don't require visualization
    and can use magic without chants—"
[07:25] Voice
    Skill: Omit Chant acquired.
[07:28] Seiichi
    Nah, no way.
[07:33] Voice
    Ice Magic: Master acquired.
[07:38] Seiichi
    Look, all I did was flip the page.
[07:42] Voice
    Lightning Magic: Master acquired.
[07:47] Seiichi
    Seriously, all I did was flip the page!
[07:49] Voice
    Fire Magic, Water Magic,
    Light Magic, Wind Magic...
[07:54] Voice
    Congratulations!
[07:56] Voice
    You have acquired all elemental
    magics at their highest ranks.
[07:59] Seiichi
    You're kidding me!
[08:01] Voice
    Skill: Magic Creation acquired.
[08:05] ---
    Skill: Pinnacle of Sorcery acquired.
[08:07] Voice
    Skill: Composite Magic acquired.
[08:08] Seiichi
    Cut it...
[08:09] Seiichi
    C-Cut it out already...
[08:09] Voice
    Skills: Mass Activation, Enchant Magic:
    Master, and Circle Magic: Master acquired.
[08:10] Seiichi
    Let me go back to being a normal boy!
[08:22] Saria
    Wait for me!
[08:27] Saria
    Saria is a normal girl!
[08:33] Kids
    Gorilla!
[08:38] Seiichi
    Oh, well.
[08:40] Seiichi
    I guess I'll have to take my time looking
    into Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
[08:46] Seiichi
    Oh, yeah. I haven't eaten lunch yet.
[08:54] Seiichi
    A-Animal ears?!
[08:59] May
    W-Welcome!
[09:01] Seiichi
    Oh, no, I'm not...
[09:04] May
    Please, have a look.
[09:10] Seiichi
    Did you paint all these yourself?
[09:12] May
    Y-Yes, I did!
[09:14] ---
    Wow...
[09:17] Seiichi
    They're all such gentle paintings.
[09:19] Seiichi
    How much for this painting?
[09:21] May
    Huh?!
[09:22] Seiichi
    Huh? Are they not for sale?
[09:24] May
    N-No, you're just the first to ask.
[09:30] May
    Thank you very much!
[09:32] Seiichi
    I'll just put this in my Item Box.
[09:36] Seiichi
    Now...
[09:39] Seiichi
    Huh? Th-That smell...
[09:50] Seiichi
    Over there!
[09:53] Seiichi
    Café Accogliente?
[09:57] Seiichi
    Mm, what a nice smell!
[10:01] Seiichi
    Wait, what if...
[10:03] (Flashback) Eris
    Come on, you perverted, masochist pigs!
[10:06] Seiichi
    ...it's something like that again?!
[10:12] Seiichi
    But I can't beat my empty stomach!
[10:14] Seiichi
    Let's go!
[10:16] Noahd
    Welcome.
[10:19] Ranze
    Haven't seen you before.
[10:21] Seiichi
    Huh? Oh, uh, I'm...
[10:24] Ranze
    Well, don't just stand there. Come on in.
[10:28] Noahd
    Welcome to Café Accogliente.
[10:35] Artoria
    What's going on?
[10:37] Artoria
    What is this longing that
    makes my chest feel so tight?
[10:45] Artoria
    What on earth is wrong with me?
[10:48] Adrianna
    Shall I give you some advice, then?
[10:52] Artoria
    Huh?
[10:53] Adrianna
    How do you do, Artoria-chan?
[10:59] Artoria
    Adrianna-san.
[11:04] Seiichi
    Chow time!
[11:13] Seiichi
    The cream is rich, but not too overbearing,
[11:15] Seiichi
    and it combines with the perfect doneness
    of the pasta and the savoriness of the meat
[11:19] Seiichi
    to create a unique harmony.
[11:23] Seiichi
    Which makes this...
[11:26] Seiichi
    Delicious!
[11:34] Ranze
    First time I've seen you here. Adventurer?
[11:37] Seiichi
    Yeah, I officially became an
    adventurer just yesterday.
[11:41] Ranze
    I'm Ranze, a humble commoner.
[11:45] Ranze
    Nice to meet you.
[11:46] Seiichi
    My name's Hiiragi Seiichi.
[11:48] Ranze
    Seiichi?
[11:50] Ranze
    Going by your name,
    you're from the Eastern Nation?
[11:54] Seiichi
    Huh?
SIGN    Far East
[11:57] Seiichi
    W-Well, yeah, I guess so.
[11:59] Ranze
    The Eastern Nation's famous for
    its many powerful warriors.
[12:04] Ranze
    Are you one, too?
[12:05] Seiichi
    I-I guess so.
[12:10] Ranze
    This is the owner of this café, Noahd.
[12:13] Noahd
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:15] Seiichi
    Oh, same here!
[12:18] Seiichi
    That freaked me out.
[12:19] Seiichi
    I thought they'd realized
    I came from another world.
[12:26] Adrianna
    In short, you're in love.
[12:28] Artoria
    L-Love?!
[12:30] Adrianna
    Your first love, at that.
[12:32] Artoria
    I-Impossible!
[12:34] Artoria
    Me?!
[12:36] Artoria
    Absolutely not!
[12:37] Adrianna
    If that's true, then what's that
    ring on your left ring finger about?
[12:44] Adrianna
    A vow of eternal love.
[12:47] Adrianna
    That's common knowledge, isn't it?
[12:51] Adrianna
    Besides, thanks to that ring,
    your curse has been lifted.
[12:57] Artoria
    But...
[13:00] Artoria
    Seiichi already has Saria...
[13:05] Adrianna
    Artoria-chan?
[13:10] Adrianna
    Why don't you admit it already?
[13:12] Adrianna
    You're in love with Seiichi-san.
[13:15] Artoria
    In love?
[13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    We're here to save you, Artoria-san!
[13:22] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll stay with you for as long it takes.
[13:24] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'll fully support you!
[13:28] Artoria
    So that's it...
[13:30] Artoria
    I'm... in love.
[13:33] Adrianna
    Yeah.
[13:36] Artoria
    Is it really okay for me to fall in love?
[13:39] Adrianna
    Of course it is.
[13:41] Artoria
    Um... what do you think I can
    do to get Seiichi's attention?
[13:46] Adrianna
    Huh?
[13:47] Artoria
    I want to let Seiichi know how I feel.
[13:51] Artoria
    I want Seiichi to love me the way I love him!
[13:57] Adrianna
    Leave it to me!
[13:59] Adrianna
    I'll teach you the perfect way
    to win Seiichi-san's heart!
[14:05] Ranze
    No way!
[14:07] Seiichi
    Uh, was that a bad thing to do?
[14:10] Ranze
    It goes beyond bad.
[14:12] Noahd
    In this country, when a man
    presents a woman with a ring
[14:17] Noahd
    and places it on her left ring finger,
[14:19] Noahd
    it's a symbol of his vow of eternal love.
[14:23] Ranze
    And if you even try to say,
    "Just kidding!" or "My mistake!"
[14:28] Ranze
    You'll be executed.
[14:30] Seiichi
    E-Executed?!
[14:32] Noahd
    At best, castrated.
SIGN    Castrated
[14:39] Seiichi
    A-Anything but that!
[14:42] Ranze
    Then why not just marry her already?
[14:45] Seiichi
    M-Marry?!
[14:47] Ranze
    You already swore eternal love.
[14:49] Ranze
    What else is there to do?
[14:50] Seiichi
    B-But...
[14:56] Noahd
    You already have your heart set
    on another woman, don't you?
[15:01] Seiichi
    Well, yes...
[15:03] Ranze
    Then just cultivate eternal
    love for both of them.
[15:08] Ranze
    You gotta be open-minded enough for that.
[15:10] Seiichi
    Wh-What?!
[15:16] Noahd
    Let me give you one piece
    of advice as your elder.
[15:20] Noahd
    Never give them a vague answer.
[15:24] Noahd
    Either take responsibility
    or give them a sincere apology.
[15:29] Noahd
    Make sure you give them a proper decision.
[15:33] Seiichi
    Got it.
[15:35] Seiichi
    I think I'll try to explain
    myself clearly in person.
[15:39] Seiichi
    Thank you for the meal.
[15:41] Seiichi
    The tea was delicious.
[15:43] Noahd
    Thank you very much.
[15:44] Ranze
    Let's talk more if we see each other again.
[15:48] Seiichi
    Yes, definitely!
[15:51] Ranze
    Ah, to be young.
[15:54] Noahd
    Ranze, even though I'm here,
[15:57] Noahd
    you're exposing yourself
    too much coming here alone.
[16:00] Noahd
    You're still the...
[16:01] Ranze
    Don't worry.
[16:03] Ranze
    The Kingdom's strongest swordsman,
    Louise, will be coming to get me.
[16:07] Noahd
    I feel bad for Louise-sama, having to
    go along with your whims all the time.
[16:16] Ranze
    See? She's here.
[16:25] Seiichi
    A decision, huh?
[16:27] Seiichi
    I know I can't drag this out.
[16:30] Seiichi
    But I...
[16:41] Seiichi
    I wonder if Saria's still here.
[16:43] Seiichi
    I-I can take my time thinking it over today
[16:46] Seiichi
    and come to a decision tomorrow!
[16:48] Seiichi
    I'm already here to pick up Saria...
[16:52] Seiichi
    And while I feel bad for Artoria-san,
[16:55] Seiichi
    I'll tell her tomorrow.
[16:57] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah!
[16:59] Seiichi
    I'm the worst.
[17:02] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[17:09] Seiichi
    A-Artoria-san?
[17:13] Seiichi
    Artoria-san's right here in front of me.
[17:16] Seiichi
    Now's the time to clear up the
    misunderstanding about that ring, isn't it?
[17:21] Seiichi
    She might not forgive me,
    but I have to apologize, right?
[17:25] Seiichi
    So go on, say it!
[17:27] Seiichi
    What are you afraid of?!
[17:29] Seiichi
    Say it, say it, say it, say it!
[17:34] Seiichi
    Artoria-san!
[17:35] Seiichi
    Um, that ring—
[17:40] Seiichi
    Th-This is... a kiss, isn't it?
[17:48] Artoria
    Don't say any more.
[17:51] Artoria
    I know.
[17:52] Artoria
    I know you didn't give me this
    ring because you felt that way.
[17:57] Seiichi
    Then...
[17:59] Artoria
    But I don't care!
[18:03] Artoria
    I don't care.
[18:05] Artoria
    Because I've fallen in love with you.
[18:09] Artoria
    I mean, I know you already have Saria...
[18:12] Artoria
    But... But I still fell in love with you!
[18:16] Artoria
    Just seeing you makes my heart ache!
[18:20] Seiichi
    Artoria-san...
[18:21] Artoria
    Am I not good enough?
[18:23] Artoria
    Can I not stay by your side?
[18:27] Seiichi
    That's not...
[18:29] Artoria
    I know I'm not ladylike,
    and maybe I'm not very lovable,
[18:34] Artoria
    but I still...
[18:36] Seiichi
    Artoria-san...
[18:39] Seiichi
    I can't choose between them!
[18:44] (Flashback) Ranze
    Then just cultivate eternal
    love for both of them.
[18:49] Seiichi
    But...
[18:51] Seiichi
    I really...
[18:54] Seiichi
    I...
[18:55] Artoria
    Saria!
[19:00] Seiichi
    Saria?!
[19:02] Seiichi
    Uh, this... This isn't what you think!
[19:06] Saria
    Accept her.
[19:08] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:09] Saria
    I'm a little sad that I can't
    have you all to myself,
[19:12] Saria
    but I never expected to be able
    to monopolize your charms.
[19:17] Seiichi
    Y-You're so...
[19:21] Saria
    Besides, females naturally
    flock to strong males.
[19:26] Artoria
    Females?
[19:27] Seiichi
    You're still a gorilla when it comes to that...
[19:30] Saria
    So, Seiichi, make sure you
    accept Artoria-san, okay?
[19:35] Saria
    I love Artoria-san, as well,
    so I want to be with her, too.
[19:40] Both
    Saria...
[19:48] Seiichi
    Artoria-san...
[19:49] Artoria
    Ar.
[19:50] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:52] Artoria
    Call me Ar.
[19:54] Artoria
    That's the nickname used by those
    who are really close to me.
[19:58] Artoria
    Also, drop the honorifics!
[20:02] Seiichi
    You got it, Ar.
[20:08] Seiichi
    I love you, too, Ar.
[20:21] Seiichi
    Ar...
[20:23] Seiichi
    I know I'm kind of hopeless and unreliable,
[20:27] Seiichi
    but I'll do my best to make sure
    you don't regret falling for me.
[20:33] Artoria
    Yeah!
[20:35] Saria
    Now Ar and I are together, too!
[20:44] Guscle
    Congratulations!
[20:47] Eris
    Congratulations.
[20:49] Ranze
    Congratulations.
[20:50] Noahd
    Congratulations.
[20:52] Adrianna
    Congratulations.
[20:56] Three
    Thank you!
[20:58] Seiichi
    Is it okay for things to end this way?
SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today
[22:43] Artoria
    I-It's time for "Seiichi's Status—"
[22:47] Saria
    Clap, clap, clap!
[22:48] Artoria
    I stuttered right at the start.
[22:51] Saria
    Uh, s-so...
[22:52] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
    Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
    Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644700 (100 )
     Defense: 1668000 (100 ) Agility: 1790000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1684000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1652000 (100 )
     Luck: 1710000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
     Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
     Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
    Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
     Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
     Intimidation Resistance.
SIGN    
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
     Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.
     Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
     Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
     Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[23:03] Saria
    Hey, Ar,
SIGN    Magic Creation
[23:05] Saria
    what's this "Magic Creation"?
[23:07] Artoria
    Apparently, it's a skill that lets
    him create his own new magic.
[23:12] Artoria
    As long as he has a clear
    visualization and gives it a name,
[23:15] Artoria
    he can create any kind of spell.
[23:17] Saria
    Wow! That's useful!
[23:20] Artoria
    I want... to make something with Seiichi.
[23:22] Saria
    Huh? You want to make what?
[23:25] Artoria
    Blush...
[23:26] Saria
    Ar?
[23:27] Artoria
    N-Not that! Mem... mem... memories!
[23:30] Artoria
    I want to make memories!
[23:35] Seiichi
    I'm now surrounded by Saria and
    Artoria, two beautiful women,
[23:38] Seiichi
    when a new heroine quickly appears!
[23:41] Seiichi
    As for her looks, she's...
[23:42] Seiichi
    a donkey?!
SIGN    Next Time
    Lulune Appears!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time: "Lulune Appears!"
[23:46] Seiichi
    Let's go, horse—
[23:47] Seiichi
    no, donkey girls!

Season 1

E7 - Lulune Appears!

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:07] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:09] Seiichi
    I also have a woman who's
    precious to me: Saria.
[00:12] Seiichi
    And yet, now there's Artoria-san, too?!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saria
    Accept her!
[00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I love you, too, Ar.
[00:23] (Flashback) Saria
    Now Ar and I are together, too!
[00:27] Saria
    N-Now I have two beautiful women!
[00:29] Saria
    How is my life in another
    world meeting compliance?!
[00:43] Guscle
    This is sudden, but Seiichi-kun...
[00:45] Seiichi
    Talk normally.
[00:47] Seiichi
    And you don't have to do those
    hip thrusts while we're eating.
[00:50] Saria
    What is it, Guscle-san?
[00:53] Guscle
    Right, right! You all still
    don't own a horse, do you?
[00:57] Seiichi
    A horse?
[00:58] Guscle
    A horse...
[00:59] Guscle
    is something every
    high-ranking adventurer needs!
[01:04] Guscle
    For battle,
[01:06] Guscle
    for traveling long distances,
[01:07] Guscle
    for carrying luggage...
[01:09] Guscle
    Horses are must-haves!
[01:12] Guscle
    And most importantly,
[01:13] Guscle
    horses are partners that form
    strong bonds with their adventurers!
[01:20] Seiichi
    It matches your underwear?!
[01:22] Guscle
    Now! Strike while the iron
    and protein shake is hot!
[01:26] ---
    Whoa, whoa!
[01:27] Guscle
    Go buy a horse here!
[01:30] Seiichi
    Where were you keeping that?
[01:39] Seiichi
    Sheesh... I wound up coming all by myself.
[01:44] (Flashback) Saria
    I'll go help out at the orphanage!
[01:46] (Flashback) Artoria
    Sorry, I have a backlog of quests.
[01:49] Seiichi
    What kind of map is this, anyway?
[01:57] Seiichi
    Is this the place?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Lulune Appears!
[03:32] Seiichi
    Excuse me!
[03:34] Owner
    Welcome!
[03:36] Seiichi
    Um, I'd like to buy a horse.
[03:39] Owner
    Are you here to enter the Royal Cup, too?
[03:42] Seiichi
    Royal Cup?
[03:44] Owner
    It's a race around the walls
    for horse-like creatures.
[03:48] Owner
    Anything goes, even armed obstruction!
[03:51] Owner
    Since it's so dangerous,
    top rankers earn extravagant prizes.
[03:55] Seiichi
    Wow, I didn't know there was
    a competition like that.
[03:58] Owner
    We have great horses here!
[04:01] Owner
    If you want to win, you'll want our horses!
[04:03] Seiichi
    I didn't say a thing about entering...
[04:07] Owner
    This one's a dragon horse,
[04:08] Owner
    the most popular kind among adventurers.
[04:13] Owner
    This is a deer horse.
[04:16] Owner
    Despite its looks, it has twice the
    horsepower of the dragon horse.
[04:19] Seiichi
    With a face like that?!
[04:20] Owner
    They're pretty useful if you train them well!
[04:26] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[04:29] Owner
    I-It died!
[04:31] Seiichi
    Are you kidding me?!
[04:33] Owner
    Deer horses die easily
    because they're so dumb.
[04:35] Owner
    They'll forget to breathe and die.
[04:37] Owner
    They'll hit a bump in the road and die.
[04:39] Owner
    The slightest impact, and they'll die!
[04:42] Owner
    It's a tense run where even the
    slightest error leads to instant death,
[04:45] Owner
    but the catharsis you get when
    you pull it off is unbelievable!
[04:50] Seiichi
    This isn't Spe°°°ker...
[04:52] Owner
    That just leaves...
[04:56] Owner
    this one.
[04:58] Owner
    She's a truly wild mare who hasn't warmed
    up to anyone since she was born here.
[05:06] Owner
    I really can't recommend this one.
[05:09] Seiichi
    She's a donkey, not a horse..
[05:16] Seiichi
    And violent, too?
[05:26] Seiichi
    Is she saying something?
[05:28] Voice
    Skill: Comprehend All Languages acquired.
[05:32] Lulune
    Don't touch me like that with your
    filthy hands, you bald rubbish!
[05:35] Lulune
    The only ones who can touch
    me are those I deem worthy!
[05:40] Seiichi
    You talk a lot for a donkey.
[05:42] Lulune
    Huh?!
[05:44] Lulune
    Who are you?
[05:46] Seiichi
    Huh? U-Um...
[05:48] Lulune
    You can understand what I'm saying?
[05:51] Lulune
    Then get in here.
[05:52] Seiichi
    Uh, sure...
[05:54] Seiichi
    P-Pardon me.
[06:02] Seiichi
    That was close.
[06:07] Seiichi
    This is ridiculous.
[06:09] Seiichi
    Hup.
[06:10] Seiichi
    And hup.
SIGN    Flailing
[06:12] Lulune
    P-Put me down! Put me down!
[06:15] Seiichi
    No way.
[06:16] Seiichi
    If I do, you'll just try to kick me again.
[06:19] Lulune
    I... I give up.
[06:24] Lulune
    You have made your power painfully clear.
[06:29] Seiichi
    Huh? Why the sudden change?
[06:31] Lulune
    Please forgive me for my earlier rudeness.
[06:34] Lulune
    You are the one fit to be the
    master I serve for my entire life!
[06:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:41] Seiichi
    Well, okay, then.
[06:43] Seiichi
    Nice to meet you, uh...
[06:46] Lulune
    It's Lulune, Master!
[06:48] Owner
    Mama! Mama!
[06:51] Seiichi
    Mister, please sell me this donkey.
[06:54] Owner
    Huh?!
[06:55] Owner
    What school are you from?!
[06:57] Owner
    I'll beat you up!
[07:08] Owner
    C-Come again.
[07:20] Lulune
    I'm going outside for the
    first time in my life!
[07:24] Lulune
    Wh-What is that smell?
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    l
[07:30] Seiichi
    You want to eat some good food?
[07:32] Lulune
    C-Can I?!
[07:34] Seiichi
    Sure. I'll buy it for you.
[07:36] Lulune
    Y-You will?!
[07:38] Seiichi
    Two of those, please.
[07:40] Clerk
    Here are your grenades.
[07:42] Lulune
    What a kind person!
[07:49] Seiichi
    Time to eat.
[07:52] Both
    So good!
[07:54] Seiichi
    The moment you bite into the soft meat,
[07:56] Seiichi
    the juices practically
    explode in your mouth!
[07:58] Seiichi
    It's a real meat grenade!
[08:00] Lulune
    I never knew the outside world
    had such delicious things!
[08:05] Lulune
    Master! Master!
    Can I order other things, too?!
[08:09] Seiichi
    Yeah, sure.
[08:12] Lulune
    I can't believe you're feeding me so much!
[08:15] Lulune
    I'll spend my whole life repaying this favor!
[08:18] Seiichi
    That's getting a bit dramatic.
[08:20] Clay
    You should enter the competition, too!
[08:23] Clay
    Why are you hesitating?
[08:26] May
    Those things aren't what I'm painting for.
[08:30] Clay
    But I can't bear to see someone with your
    talent for painting rot away like this.
[08:35] Seiichi
    Hold on there!
[08:38] Clay
    Wh-Who are you?
[08:40] Clay
    Outsiders should stay out of this.
[08:42] May
    Y-You're...
[08:49] May
    Thank you so much for buying
    my painting the other day.
[08:52] Clay
    Oh! I didn't know you had someone
    who recognized you, May.
[08:56] Clay
    Don't you think you really should be
    entering the Charasty Painting Competition?
[09:00] Narrator-chan
    The Charasty Painting Competition.
[09:03] Narrator-chan
    Held one month after the Royal Cup,
[09:06] Narrator-chan
    it is the most influential painting
    competition in all of the Kingdom of Wimberg.
[09:11] May
    I don't imagine a beginner like me could
    participate in such an amazing competition.
[09:16] Clay
    That has nothing to do with it!
[09:17] Clay
    You already had your paintings bought by
    that man with the donkey, didn't you?!
[09:23] Clay
    So you bought May's painting, eh?
[09:25] Seiichi
    Well, it was a very nice painting.
[09:27] Clay
    Then, of course, you've bought one
    of my paintings, too, haven't you?
[09:31] Seiichi
    No, I haven't.
[09:33] Clay
    What?!
[09:35] Clay
    Impossible!
[09:36] Clay
    You haven't bought any of my paintings?!
[09:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:41] Lulune
    What is this? A triangle?
[09:44] Clay
    Well?
[09:45] Clay
    This is my piece on the theme of
[09:48] Clay
    a young maiden's feelings as she longs
    for her lover during sunset at a beach!
[09:52] Seiichi
    Sorry, it just looks like a triangle to me.
[09:58] Seiichi
    Wh-Who's this?
SIGN    Trembling
[10:03] Clay
    I am Clay Berger,
    eldest son of Duke Berger,
[10:07] Clay
    and a prodigy of the arts.
[10:09] Clay
    I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
[10:12] Clay
    More importantly, May!
[10:14] Clay
    Your paintings left an impact upon my heart.
[10:17] Clay
    I beg you, please enter the
    Charasty Painting Competition.
[10:22] May
    But...
[10:23] Seiichi
    May.
[10:25] Seiichi
    I think I'm going to enter the Royal Cup.
[10:29] Both
    What?!
[10:30] Seiichi
    If I happen to place at the top,
[10:32] Seiichi
    will you try entering that
    art competition too, May?
[10:38] May
    B-But isn't the Royal Cup dangerous?
[10:41] May
    Aren't you scared?
[10:43] Seiichi
    Hmm, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
[10:47] Seiichi
    But if I can just rank at the top there,
[10:50] Seiichi
    wouldn't that give you the
    courage to move forward, too?
[10:55] Seiichi
    It's better to try and regret it later!
[11:01] Clay
    Speaking of the top ranks,
[11:03] Clay
    that artistically delicious
    Tambuli is one of the prizes.
[11:08] Seiichi
    Tambuli?
[11:10] Clay
    The legendary gigantic fish.
[11:12] Clay
    It's the prize for fifth place, I think?
[11:14] Clay
    The taste is practically art!
[11:18] Lulune
    L-Let's enter for sure, Master!
[11:21] Seiichi
    Okay, okay.
[11:23] Clay
    Speaking of, what is with this donkey?
[11:25] Clay
    You're not entering with
    this donkey, are you?
[11:28] Seiichi
    I-I am.
[11:37] Lorna
    Now, it's that time of year again!
[11:40] Lorna
    Time for the annual Royal Cup race!
[11:46] Saria
    Lulune-chan!
[11:48] Saria
    Good luck!
[11:50] Artoria
    I'll be cheering for you from the front row!
[11:53] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[12:02] Lulune
    Tambuli! Tambuli! Tambuli!
[12:03] Seiichi
    They're all incredible.
[12:06] Lorna
    Now, the Royal Cup is about to start!
[12:10] Lorna
    I'm your announcer, one of
    the Valkyries, Lorna Kirizas!
[12:17] Saria
    Seiichi!
[12:19] Saria
    Good luck!
[12:22] Lorna
    Now, let's introduce this
    year's extravagant prizes!
[12:26] Lulune
    Tambuli, Tambuli...
[12:28] Lorna
    The first and second prizes
    this year are super hot!
[12:33] Lorna
    First, we have this!
[12:35] Lorna
    The second place prize is...
[12:37] Lorna
    precious sexy photos of our
    Valkyrie captain, Louise-sama!
[12:42] Both
    Huh?
[12:43] Spectators
    Louise-sama!
[12:45] Spectators
    Louise! Louise!
[12:47] Both
    Huh?!
[12:49] Lorna
    And of course, our grand prize is...
[12:53] Lorna
    a ticket to spend a day with us Valkyries!
[12:59] Crowd
    Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
[13:04] Crowd
    Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries!
[13:05] Seiichi
    That's some excitement.
[13:07] Lulune
    Master! Let's make sure to aim
    for fifth place and the Tambuli!
[13:11] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah!
[13:12] May
    Um, Seiichi-san...
[13:15] Clay
    Hey, Seiichi.
[13:16] Seiichi
    Why are you two here?
[13:19] Clay
    To give you encouragement.
[13:20] May
    Seiichi-san, this race
    really is too dangerous.
[13:24] May
    You should withdraw.
[13:27] Seiichi
    Everyone's always afraid of that first step.
[13:31] Seiichi
    But if someone can give your back
    a push, you can move forward.
[13:37] Seiichi
    It was the same way for me in the past.
[13:40] Seiichi
    So this time, I want to help someone—help you.
[13:48] Seiichi
    All right! Let's do this!
[13:51] Lorna
    Now, everyone!
[13:53] Lorna
    Are you ready to start?!
[13:56] Lorna
    The rules are simple!
[13:58] Lorna
    Once you start and exit the main gate,
[14:00] Lorna
    you must run a lap around the walls
[14:02] Lorna
    and return once more to the
    goal in the main grounds.
[14:06] Lorna
    During the race, any obstruction of
    your fellow competitors is allowed,
[14:10] Lorna
    so, of course, your skill as a rider,
[14:12] Lorna
    and as an adventurer, will matter greatly.
[14:16] Lulune
    Tambuli, Tambuli, Tambuli!
[14:19] Lorna
    Now, the gate is opening!
[14:24] Lorna
    Royal Cup...
[14:26] Lorna
    Ready...
[14:28] Lorna
    Go!
[14:36] Lorna
    Whoa! The deer horses!
[14:38] RiderA
    Hey, what happened to Johnson?!
[14:39] RiderB
    Run! Run now!
[14:44] RiderA
    H-He's dead!
[14:46] RiderB
    They died from shock when the cannon sounded!
[14:50] Spectator
    That's what happens when
    you cheap out on horses!
[14:51] Spectator
    What a laughingstock!
[14:55] Lorna
    Roughly twenty have dropped out at once!
[14:58] Lorna
    The other racers have all safely exited the—
[15:01] Lorna
    or not!
[15:03] Seiichi
    Lulune! What's wrong?!
[15:09] Spectator
    Hey, come on!
[15:10] Spectator
    Run already!
[15:11] Spectator
    Quit screwing around!
[15:13] Spectator
    I bet my entire fortune on
    you two! Take this seriously!
[15:17] Artoria
    What was that man thinking?!
[15:19] Saria
    I wonder what's wrong.
[15:22] Seiichi
    Are you not feeling well?
[15:24] Lulune
    Actually, this morning...
[15:26] Seiichi
    This morning?
[15:27] Lulune
    I was looking forward to the Tambuli
    so much that I skipped breakfast.
[15:32] Seiichi
    What?!
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    l
SIGN    G
    r
    o
    w
    l
[15:38] Seiichi
    Jeez.
[15:41] Seiichi
    Do I have anything to eat?
[15:45] Seiichi
    The Fruit of Evolution cultivation set!
[15:49] Seiichi
    Lulune, eat this.
[15:51] Lulune
    Huh?
[15:52] BeardRider
    Move, move, move, move!
[15:55] RiderE
    That's foul play!
[15:56] BeardRider
    Out of the way, out of the way!
[16:00] BeardRider
    I'm going to win the grand prize!
[16:02] FemaleRider
    That's my line!
[16:07] Lorna
    Now, the leading group is finally
    entering the middle phase of the course!
[16:12] FemaleRider
    Now that it's come to this,
[16:13] FemaleRider
    I'll use this Summon Wolf Whistle
[16:16] FemaleRider
    to eliminate everyone!
[16:18] BeardRider
    Summon Wolf Whistle? What's that?
[16:21] FemaleRider
    Now, here I go!
[16:24] FemaleRider
    Come forth, you beasts!
[16:36] RiderD
    Hey! Aren't those Grand Wolves?!
[16:42] RiderE
    No one said there would be B-Rank monsters!
[16:54] Lorna
    Why is there a Hell Wolf,
    an A-Rank monster, here?!
[17:01] May
    Seiichi-san...
[17:03] Clay
    Will he be okay?
[17:09] Lorna
    Everyone, I'm sad to say that since it's
    become too dangerous, this year's race must—
[17:16] Lorna
    What's this? Something's
    coming at incredible speed...
[17:20] Lorna
    It's racer Seiichi!
[17:27] Saria
    Seiichi!
[17:28] Saria
    Lulune-chan!
[17:29] Saria
    Fight on!
[17:32] Artoria
    The surprises never end with him around!
[17:35] May
    Seiichi-san!
[17:36] Clay
    Now this is getting interesting!
[17:38] Seiichi
    I'm rocking too hard and getting motion-sick!
[17:41] Seiichi
    Please slow down!
[17:42] Lulune
    Is it because of that fruit I ate earlier?
[17:45] Lulune
    I can't control myself!
[17:47] RiderG
    That donkey's charging in!
    Is everything okay?!
[17:51] RiderH
    Donkeys are a wolf's favorite meal!
[17:54] Lulune
    Right now...
[17:55] Lulune
    I can go anywhere!
[17:59] BeardRider
    S-She jumped?!
[18:12] Lulune
    Get out of my way, trash!
[18:15] FemaleRider
    Now, get her, Hell Wolf!
[18:21] Lulune
    Move.
[18:23] Seiichi
    Whoa!
[18:51] Lulune
    Hmph. Damn trash.
[18:53] Seiichi
    Th-Thanks, Lulune.
[18:56] BeardRider
    W-We have to fight against them now?
[19:00] FemaleRider
    I-I'm forfeiting.
[19:03] BeardRider
    Me, too.
[19:04] Lorna
    U-Uh, the race...
[19:08] Seiichi
    Oh, right! The race is still ongoing!
[19:11] Seiichi
    Hurry, Lulune!
[19:13] Lulune
    Roger that, Master!
[19:15] Lorna
    So the race continues...
[19:23] Lorna
    The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune!
[19:28] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:30] May
    He won!
[19:32] Saria
    They did it, Ar!
[19:34] Artoria
    That's the man I fell for!
[19:38] Clay
    At any rate, now you can paint
    with without worry, right?
[19:43] May
    Yes! I have an image in mind.
[19:45] May
    I'll start working on the painting now.
[19:48] Clay
    I see.
[19:49] Clay
    Then I'm not going to lose, either!
[19:52] May
    Yes!
[19:57] Lulune
    I screwed up!
[20:00] Lulune
    The fifth-place Tambuli!
[20:03] Seiichi
    C'mon, cheer up.
[20:05] Seiichi
    I mean, you won.
[20:07] Lulune
    I don't want that!
[20:10] Seiichi
    Hey, Lulune.
[20:12] Seiichi
    I know it didn't work out this time,
[20:14] Seiichi
    but there will be other chances.
[20:16] Seiichi
    Besides, I'm sure there's even more
    delicious food out there in the world.
[20:20] Seiichi
    Thank you for doing your best today.
[20:29] Lulune
    I'll follow you my whole life!
[20:32] Seiichi
    I-I get it! Just calm down!
[20:41] Artoria
    Seiichi, you in here?
[20:44] Artoria
    S-Seiichi?!
[20:45] Saria
    Seiichi!
[20:55] Seiichi
    Lulune?
[20:57] Artoria
    Huh?
[20:59] Lulune
    Master!
[21:03] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[22:38] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1699000 (100 )
     Attack: 1647000 (100 )
     Defense: 1680000 (100 )
     Agility: 1900000 (100 )
     Magic Attack: 1706000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1690000 (100 )
     Luck: 1930000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
[22:43] Artoria
    This isn't the time to be doing this!
[22:46] (Flashback) Lulune
    Master!
[22:47] Artoria
    Who is this?!
[22:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?!
[22:51] Artoria
    Don't give us a nosebleed stream!
[22:53] Saria
    Seiichi's present Status is... this!
SIGN    Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
     Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor. Invert Magic.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack.
    Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
    Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
     Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
    Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate.
     Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
    Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
    Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master.
     Circle Magic: Master.
[22:57] Artoria
    Don't carry on like usual!
SIGN    Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
     Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
     High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
SIGN    Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500757230 G
[23:00] Saria
    Seiichi, you've been stuck
    at Level 15 for a while.
[23:04] Seiichi
    Oh, yeah.
[23:06] Saria
    Hey, Ar, what's the
    Comprehend All Languages skill?
[23:10] Artoria
    Huh?
[23:14] Artoria
    Well, you see, Comprehend All Languages
[23:17] Artoria
    is a skill that allows to him understand
    the languages of all kinds of creatures.
[23:21] Saria
    I see.
[23:23] Seiichi
    Wow.
[23:24] Artoria
    No, seriously, this isn't the
    time to be doing this segment!
[23:28] (Flashback) Lulune
    Master!
[23:31] Artoria
    Don't get excited!
[23:35] Lulune
    I'll serve you for life,
[23:38] Lulune
    so please treat me well, Master!
[23:40] Lulune
    Wait, he's suddenly captured?!
[23:43] Lulune
    Who are these people?!
SIGN    Next Time:
    Beautiful Valkyrie
[23:44] Lulune
    Next time: "Beautiful Valkyrie."
[23:47] Lulune
    Master, I'm hungry!

Season 1

E8 - Beautiful Valkyrie

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:06] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:08] Seiichi
    I recently entered the Royal Cup
    with a donkey named Lulune.
[00:12] Seiichi
    After eating a Fruit of Evolution,
[00:14] Seiichi
    Lulune defeated some monsters
    and left all the racers behind.
[00:17] (Flashback) Lorna
    The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune!
[00:21] Seiichi
    Then something unbelievable happened!
[00:25] Lulune
    Master!
[00:27] Seiichi
    She turned into a beautiful woman?!
[00:29] Seiichi
    Wh-What's going on in my
    life in another world?!
[00:37] Seiichi
    You're... Lulune, right?
[00:40] Lulune
    Master! Something's not right!
[00:42] Lulune
    My body is...
[00:44] Seiichi
    I can see it! I can see it!
[00:45] Seiichi
    C-Calm down! I'll explain it all to you!
[00:48] Artoria
    Hey, Seiichi, what are you doing?
[00:52] Seiichi
    Uh, I... No, wait!
[00:54] Seiichi
    I-It's not what you think!
[00:55] Seiichi
    It's not that, Ar!
[00:57] Artoria
    Is that all you have to say for yourself?
SIGN     C
    r
     a
    c
     k
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Beautiful Valkyrie
[02:43] Artoria
    So you're saying this woman
    is your donkey, Lulune,
[02:46] Artoria
    after eating a Fruit of Evolution?
[02:48] Seiichi
    Yes.
[02:49] Artoria
    Can't you come up with any better excuses?
[02:53] Seiichi
    But I can't help what's already happened!
[02:55] Saria
    Hey, Ar, Seiichi is telling the truth.
[02:59] Artoria
    Huh? You're defending him, too, Saria?
[03:03] Saria
    Ar, look at me.
[03:07] Saria
    I was originally a monster.
[03:09] Saria
    But I ate the Fruit of Evolution
    and became a Human.
[03:14] Saria
    See?
[03:17] Seiichi
    A-Ar?
[03:22] Artoria
    Come with me!
[03:25] Seiichi
    Ar!
SIGN    20 Minutes Later
[03:33] Artoria
    What do you think?
[03:35] Lulune
    Does it look good on me?
[03:37] Saria
    It looks great on you, Lulune-chan!
[03:40] Seiichi
    Ar, your fashion sense is amazing.
[03:42] Artoria
    R-Really?
[03:44] Lulune
    Um, thank you so much!
[03:46] Lorna
    Hello!
[03:51] Claudia
    Lorna, you're not here to challenge anyone.
[03:54] Claudia
    There's no need to make that kind of entrance.
[03:57] Lorna
    Tee-hee.
[03:58] Seiichi
    Uh, and you are?
[04:01] Claudia
    Oh, pardon me.
[04:03] Claudia
    I'm one of this nation's Valkyries,
    Claudia Asterio.
[04:08] Lorna
    Likewise, a Valkyrie, Lorna Kirizas!
[04:11] Claudia
    You're Hiiragi Seiichi-kun, yes?
[04:15] Seiichi
    Huh? Y-Yes...
[04:18] Claudia
    Could you hold out both your hands?
[04:19] Seiichi
    L-Like this?
[04:24] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[04:26] Claudia
    We've been ordered to bring you in.
[04:30] Seiichi
    Why? Did I do something wrong?
[04:33] Lorna
    Now, would you come with us for a bit?
[04:36] Seiichi
    Wai—
[04:36] Lorna
    Give it up! This is the end of your evildoing!
[04:40] Claudia
    Lorna, that's enough overdoing it.
[04:44] Seiichi
    I-I'm innocent!
[04:47] Saria
    Seiichi!
[04:48] Lulune
    Master!
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Third Division
    Leia Falzar
[05:06] Leia
    Leia Falzar, Captain of the
    Demon Lord's Army, Third Division.
[05:10] Leia
    I've just arrived.
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Second Division
     Zolua Waltorre
[05:12] Zolua
    Hey, Liaretta, are we starting yet?
[05:15] Zolua
    I want to go home and sleep.
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, First Division
     Xellos Albarna
[05:17] Xellos
    Zolua, are you going to trouble Lutia-sama
[05:20] Xellos
    with your whims after
    she summoned us here?
[05:24] Jade
    No mischief from either of you, okay?
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Penal Division
     Jade Raven
[05:27] Jade
    Or do you want some of my punishment?
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fifth Division
     Urus Bashew
[05:32] Urus
    Hey, Leia!
[05:33] Urus
    What are you thinking, showing up
    late for an important meeting?
SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fourth Division
     Liaretta Valheim
[05:37] Liaretta
    Urus is right, Leia.
[05:40] Liaretta
    You should arrive on time, you know.
[05:43] Leia
    Is Lutia-sama not here yet?
SIGN    Demon Lord's Daughter
     Lutia Butte
[05:55] Lutia
    Everyone, thank you for
    responding to my summons.
SIGN    Demon Lord's Aide
     Kreis
[06:01] Kreis
    Thank you, indeed!
[06:04] Lutia
    Kreis, quiet.
[06:07] Urus
    Lutia-sama, what did you need?
[06:09] Lutia
    The reason I have gathered the captains of
    all Demon Lord's Army divisions today...
[06:20] Lutia
    is because I wish to discuss an
    alliance with Wimberg Kingdom.
[06:27] Kreis
    Wh-What is this you speak of?!
[06:30] Kreis
    You would forge an alliance with the humans
[06:32] Kreis
    that have persecuted demons
    for many long years?
[06:34] Kreis
    The same humans who sealed away
    your father, the Demon Lord?!
[06:38] Lutia
    That is all the more reason we need
    to bring our peoples closer together.
[06:42] Kreis
    This makes no sense!
[06:44] Kreis
    Have you gone mad?!
[06:46] Lutia
    I hear the King of Wimberg
[06:49] Lutia
    is proactively building friendly
    relations with demons.
[06:53] Leia
    Lutia-sama.
[06:55] Kreis
    What is it, Leia?
[06:56] Leia
    I have heard that the Black Dragon
    God was most likely defeated
[07:00] Leia
    by a single human from
    the Kingdom of Wimberg.
[07:04] Xellos
    Impossible!
[07:05] Xellos
    The Black Dragon God was the strongest
    member of the Demon Lord's army.
[07:09] Liaretta
    A mere human, defeated such a great figure?
[07:13] Leia
    According to the Black Dragon God,
[07:15] Leia
    he lost to a human named "Seiichi."
[07:20] (Flashback) Leia
    Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito.
[07:23] (Flashback) Leia
    Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito.
[07:31] (Flashback) Leia
    Loyal servant of the
    Demon Lord, Black Dragon God,
[07:36] (Flashback) Leia
    I summon your soul here now!
[07:41] (Flashback) Leia
    Black Dragon God!
[07:42] (Flashback) BDG
    I lost, then?
[07:44] (Flashback) Leia
    I'll gather the strongest forces
    of each demon army at once
[07:48] (Flashback) Leia
    and set out to avenge you.
[07:50] (Flashback) BDG
    No.
[07:52] (Flashback) BDG
    At one time, I hated humans.
[07:56] (Flashback) BDG
    However, that man challenged
    me fair and square, and I lost.
[08:01] (Flashback) BDG
    I have no regrets.
[08:03] (Flashback) Leia
    Black Dragon God?!
[08:08] Kreis
    Fair and square? Absolutely absurd!
[08:12] Kreis
    Our Demon Lord's army has been the
    brunt of countless dastardly tricks!
[08:16] Lutia
    We cannot cling to our harsh past forever.
[08:19] Lutia
    To truly return smiles to our people,
[08:24] Lutia
    I believe we must coexist with humans.
[08:28] Kreis
    R-Right! Lutia-sama, the prophecy!
    Remember the prophecy?
[08:32] Kreis
    It was foretold that getting
    involved with humans
[08:35] Kreis
    would bring great calamity to us demons!
[08:37] Kreis
    We should stop this at once!
[08:40] Lutia
    If that comes to pass,
    I shall offer up my head.
[08:43] Kreis
    Impossible!
[08:44] Kreis
    Our people will never accept such a trifle!
[08:48] Zolua
    Hey, pig. What do you mean by "trifle"?
[08:52] Zolua
    Be quiet and follow Lutia-sama,
[08:54] Zolua
    or I'll crush you.
[08:57] Xellos
    I don't like the fact that I agree with you,
[09:00] Xellos
    but I wouldn't mind
    eliminating him right now.
[09:04] Jade
    Want to savor some hot punishment?
[09:12] Kreis
    M-Mark my words!
[09:13] Kreis
    You'll learn how foolish it is
    to form an alliance with humans!
[09:21] Lutia
    We have to move forward.
[09:24] Lutia
    So lend me your strength.
[09:29] All
    We stand with the Demon Lord!
[09:33] Lutia
    Thank you.
[09:35] Kreis
    Damn it! Damn it, damn it!
[09:37] Kreis
    Now all my plans will be...
[09:40] Kreis
    Well, my plans may have been thrown
    off, but I can still correct course.
[09:44] Kreis
    No one will be able to stop me!
[09:56] Lorna
    This is the castle of the Kingdom
    of Wimberg, Arkshell Castle.
[10:00] Seiichi
    Incredible...
[10:07] Seiichi
    But would you all please tell me
    what this is about already?
[10:11] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, you won the
    Royal Cup, didn't you?
[10:15] Seiichi
    What about it?
[10:16] Lorna
    Did you forget?
[10:17] Lorna
    The winner earned the right to
    spend a day with us Valkyries.
[10:23] Seiichi
    That's what these manacles are for?!
[10:25] Lorna
    We don't have much free time,
    despite what you may think! V!
[10:29] Seiichi
    Forget the V! Just release me from these!
[10:32] Claudia
    Fine, fine.
[10:36] Seiichi
    I'm finally free.
[10:38] Lorna
    Now, look! This is the Kingdom
    of Wimberg's training ground!
[10:42] Lorna
    By the way, there's a barrier
    here that won't budge even when
[10:45] Lorna
    the mages cast magic at full strength!
[10:48] Claudia
    Well, Louise-sama would never
    let them do that, either.
[10:51] Seiichi
    Uh, is this Louise-sama that scary?
[10:55] Lorna
    S-S-S-Scary doesn't cut it.
[10:57] Lorna
    She's a devil! A devil!
[11:01] Claudia
    This is perfect timing.
    Seiichi-kun, look over there.
[11:04] Claudia
    That's the training we Valkyries go through.
[11:07] Lorna
    And the one in the center
    is our captain, Louise-sama.
[11:18] Seiichi
    Rose of Somesailles?
[11:23] Lorna
    Please watch closely!
[11:25] Lorna
    It'll be over in an instant!
[11:40] Seiichi
    So fast!
[11:42] Seiichi
    Even with Sixth Sense, I couldn't see it.
[11:45] Louise
    You're getting faster with your sword,
[11:47] Louise
    but your attacks are too straightforward.
[11:49] Louise
    Work on improving that.
[11:50] Valkyries
    Thank you very much!
[11:53] Louise
    You're both back?
[11:54] Claudia
    Yes, we've brought him here.
[11:56] Lorna
    That was perfect!
[11:59] Louise
    So you're Seiichi-san?
[12:01] Seiichi
    Yes.
[12:02] Louise
    I lead the Valkyries of
    the Kingdom of Wimberg.
[12:06] Louise
    I'm Louise Balze.
[12:07] Seiichi
    N-Nice to meet you.
[12:10] Louise
    Likewise.
[12:10] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:14] Louise
    Now, shall we have a mock battle?
[12:17] Seiichi
    Can I go home?
[12:24] Louise
    Now, here I come.
[12:27] Seiichi
    Hey... H-Hey!
[12:29] Louise
    Don't worry, it's a wooden sword.
[12:33] Seiichi
    H-Hold on!
[12:40] StudentA
    So this is Barbador Academy?
[12:42] StudentB
    What's going to happen to us now?
[12:45] StudentC
    For now, let's just see how things go.
[12:47] Shouta
    Kannazuki-senpai.
[12:49] Kannazuki
    Let's go, too.
[12:54] Ooyama
    What's this?
[12:55] Ooyama
    Well, if it isn't the student council president.
[12:59] Kannazuki
    Ooyama.
[13:01] Ooyama
    And Kenji, too.
[13:03] Kenji
    Ooyama-senpai.
[13:05] Ooyama
    I'm surprised you were able to come here,
[13:08] Ooyama
    when you were so weak in the boxing club.
[13:10] Kenji
    What?!
[13:11] Kannazuki
    Don't, Kenji.
[13:13] Kannazuki
    What did you need?
[13:14] Kisaragi
    Hey, we're all able to fight monsters now,
    so since we're back together and all,
[13:19] Kisaragi
    why don't we have a little match?
[13:21] Kannazuki
    A match?
[13:23] Kisaragi
    Let's see whether you all can
    defeat more monsters than us.
[13:28] Tougou
    Sounds good.
[13:29] Ooyama
    I'll go easy on you.
[13:34] Shouta
    Hey!
[13:38] Ooyama
    That hurt!
[13:39] Kannazuki
    Sorry, but I don't have time to go
    along with your tasteless match.
[13:44] Ooyama
    What?!
[13:45] Tougou
    Now, now.
[13:47] Tougou
    That's our president for you.
[13:48] Tougou
    Such a goody-two-shoes.
[13:50] Kisaragi
    Neither of us knows left from right here.
[13:53] Kisaragi
    So let's all get along, okay?
[13:58] Shouta
    What's their deal?
[14:01] Kisaragi
    Kannazuki Karen, huh?
[14:03] Kisaragi
    I'll show you what happens when you defy us.
[14:14] Louise
    I'm stunned.
[14:15] Louise
    I didn't expect you to so easily
    dodge my opening strike.
[14:18] Seiichi
    It wasn't easy at all!
[14:21] Louise
    Very well.
[14:22] Louise
    Then I'll use my full might next time.
[14:24] Seiichi
    You're not listening!
[14:32] Seiichi
    Damn it! She's not giving me a choice!
[14:34] Claudia
    Man, he's good.
[14:36] Claudia
    I'm surprised there's someone so adept at
    continually dodging Louise-sama's attacks.
[14:41] Lorna
    Just who is he, anyway?
[14:51] Louise
    I'm truly stunned.
[14:53] Louise
    I didn't think my serious
    attacks wouldn't work.
[14:57] Seiichi
    Can we end this already?
[14:59] Louise
    Yes, I'll end it with this blow.
[15:03] Seiichi
    Please, listen to me!
[15:10] Seiichi
    Oh, no!
[15:11] Voice
    Skill: Adaptation activating.
[15:13] ---
    Skill: Sixth Sense merged with skill:
    Enemy Detection into skill: World Vision.
[15:22] ---
    Furthermore, skill:
    Reflexive Defense acquired.
[15:48] Lorna
    No, no, no!
[15:49] Lorna
    Why are you just as shocked
    as the rest of us?!
[15:53] Seiichi
    I mean, come on!
[15:54] Seiichi
    Even I don't know why I was able
    to move like that all of a sudden!
[16:05] Seiichi
    Uh...
[16:06] Louise
    Seiichi-dono...
[16:07] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:08] Louise
    May I call you Master?
[16:11] Seiichi
    Wh-What?
[16:15] Louise
    Please take good care of me, Master.
[16:18] Seiichi
    Are you kidding me?!
[16:21] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, do you have a moment?
[16:24] Claudia
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[16:26] Seiichi
    O-Okay...
[16:35] Maid
    Pardon me.
[16:38] Maid
    Your Majesty, the bath is prepared.
[16:42] King
    Good work.
[16:48] King
    Now, how's the bath water today?
[16:54] Claudia
    You're strong, Seiichi-kun.
[16:57] Claudia
    Or should I call you Master Seiichi?
[17:00] Seiichi
    Please give me a break.
[17:02] Claudia
    Actually, I wanted to thank you.
[17:05] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:07] Claudia
    Louise-sama has been a genius with
    the sword since the day she was born.
[17:13] Seiichi
    I'm sure.
[17:15] Claudia
    But she can't use any skills or magic.
[17:18] Seiichi
    No, no, no. She was
    launching slashes like crazy.
[17:23] Claudia
    She can recreate any swordsmanship
    she's witnessed with her own technique
[17:29] Claudia
    rather than as a skill.
[17:31] Seiichi
    Th-That's an incredible talent.
[17:35] Claudia
    The only one who could measure
    up to her was the Black Paladin.
[17:40] Claudia
    Which is why Louise-sama is always...
[17:43] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:45] Seiichi
    Louise-san?
[17:46] Claudia
    Louise-sama...
[17:48] Louise
    Seiichi-dono, please forgive me for calling
    you Master without permission earlier.
[17:53] Seiichi
    No, no, it's fine.
[17:55] Louise
    Thank you.
[17:57] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:58] Louise
    For saving me.
[18:00] Seiichi
    Uh, what do you mean?
[18:04] Louise
    I've always been alone.
[18:09] Louise
    I've wielded a sword since I was young.
[18:14] (Flashback) Mother
    Y-You're a genius, Louise-sama!
[18:18] Louise
    The stronger I became...
[18:28] (Flashback) Louise
    Who's next?
[18:29] (Flashback) KnightB
    No, please stop!
[18:32] (Flashback) KnightC
    We can't beat a genius!
[18:34] Louise
    ...the more walls grew between me and others.
[18:36] (Flashback) ValkyrieA
    So cool!
[18:38] (Flashback) ValkyrieB
    She's a genius!
[18:45] Louise
    I never had anyone I could call a friend.
[18:53] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun.
[18:55] Claudia
    You're the one who saved Louise-sama.
[18:58] Claudia
    So thank you.
[19:00] Seiichi
    No, I didn't...
[19:02] Louise
    Claudia.
[19:03] Louise
    Thank you so much for always
    being so concerned for me.
[19:07] Claudia
    Wh-What are you saying?
[19:10] Claudia
    I... I...
[19:13] Louise
    Claudia...
[19:15] Claudia
    L-Louise-sama!
[19:24] Seiichi
    Being alone is hard.
[19:30] Seiichi
    Um...
[19:33] Seiichi
    If you really think I'll suffice...
[19:35] Louise
    Once again, please take
    good care of me, Master!
[19:38] Seiichi
    Sure.
[19:39] Seiichi
    Though... I don't think there's
    much I'll be able to teach you.
[19:45] Louise
    That's fine! I'll watch you and steal what I see!
[19:47] Seiichi
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[19:49] Voice
    Skill: Instructor acquired.
[19:53] Seiichi
    Seriously?
[19:55] Louise
    Now, Master, let's spar at once!
[19:58] Seiichi
    H-Hold on!
[20:05] Maid
    The king!
[20:06] Louise
    What's going on?
[20:08] Maid
    Someone has attacked the king!
[20:11] Louise
    Stay here. It's too dangerous for you.
[20:13] Louise
    Master, please return home for today.
[20:16] Seiichi
    What are you saying? I'll—
[20:18] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, we can't involve
    an outsider like you.
[20:22] Lorna
    I'm sorry, but we're done for today!
[20:24] Seiichi
    Hey, wait...
[20:28] Seiichi
    Okay, I'll take you up on that offer.
[20:37] Seiichi
    As if I could just go home
    after coming all the way here!
[20:40] ---
    Skill: World Vision!
[20:49] ---
    This one's the culprit?
[20:54] ---
    The assassin is just a child?
[22:35] Claudia
    Time for...
[22:36] Lorna
    ..."Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:38] Lorna
    Now, his present Status is...
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 )
     Attack: 1645000 (100 )
     Defense: 1679000 (100 )
     Agility: 1890000 (100 )
     Magic Attack: 1704000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1663000 (100 )
     Luck: 1910000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify
    This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
SIGN    Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
    Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
     Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.
     Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
     Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.
     Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
    
SIGN    Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master.
     Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
     Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
    One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
SIGN    Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
    High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain.
    Water Spirit's Dagger.
     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
     Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
     Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots. Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
     Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500657230 G
[22:45] Lorna
    His new skill, World Vision!
[22:47] Lorna
    Cu-chan, what kind of skill is this?
[22:49] Claudia
    Apparently, it allows minute Enemy Detection.
[22:51] Claudia
    It also increases the
    effects of Sixth Sense,
[22:54] Claudia
    allowing him to react at even
    greater speeds than before.
[22:57] Claudia
    By the way, his Reflexive Defense
[22:59] Claudia
    is a skill that allows him to
    automatically take defensive action
[23:02] Claudia
    against attacks he's unable to respond to.
[23:04] Lorna
    Which means he can avoid
    enemies' attacks with ease!
[23:08] Claudia
    More importantly, Lorna...
[23:10] Lorna
    What is it, Cu-chan?
[23:11] Claudia
    Do you think Louise-sama
    is falling for Seiichi-kun?
[23:15] Lorna
    Oh?
[23:15] Lorna
    You think they'll develop beyond
    just Master and student?!
[23:18] Claudia
    Wouldn't it be great if they did?
[23:20] Lorna
    True, I'd love to see
    Louise-sama lost in love!
[23:24] Claudia
    So good, right?!
[23:26] Lorna
    I'm looking forward to how it plays out!
[23:31] Lorna
    L-Louise-sama?!
[23:32] Lorna
    How long have you been there?!
[23:35] Saria
    Seiichi chases after the
    assassin who attacked the king.
[23:38] Saria
    The culprit turns out to be another cute girl!
[23:41] Saria
    But why would a little girl
    like this do such a thing?
[23:44] ---
    Next time: "Black Cat Oliga."
SIGN    Next Time
    Black Cat Oliga
[23:46] Saria
    There'll be bath scenes, too!

Season 1

E9 - Black Cat Oliga

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:05] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:09] Seiichi
    Louise, the leader of the Valkyries,
[00:10] Seiichi
    a unit of beautiful women,
    suddenly attacked me, but then...
[00:16] (Flashback) Louise
    May I call you Master?
[00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wh-What?
[00:20] Seiichi
    She suddenly became my apprentice?!
[00:22] Seiichi
    But I had no time to be surprised before...
[00:23] (Flashback) Maid
    Someone has attacked the king!
[00:27] Seiichi
    The assassin... is a child?!
[00:29] Seiichi
    What on earth is going on in
    my life in another world?!
[00:37] Seiichi
    This kid has abnormal speed.
[00:41] Seiichi
    Name: Oliga Calmeria...
[00:44] Seiichi
    Age: 8?
[00:47] Seiichi
    And she's a girl, too!
[00:51] ---
    Conditions: Enslaved?
[00:53] Seiichi
    Does that mean she's someone's slave?
[00:59] Seiichi
    She's coming this way!
[01:03] Seiichi
    Wow.
[01:04] Seiichi
    You really do look just like an assassin.
[01:08] Oliga
    H-How?!
[01:09] Seiichi
    Huh? What do you mean, "how"?
[01:12] Oliga
    You must die!
[01:17] Seiichi
    Not bad.
[01:18] Seiichi
    You threw a second knife
    just after the first, huh?
[01:22] Seiichi
    These are dangerous for a child
    to have, so I'm confiscating them.
[01:25] Voice
    Skill: Reflexive Defense activated.
[01:28] Seiichi
    Huh?
[01:31] Seiichi
    Look out! Dodge it!
[01:35] Seiichi
    Sorry!
[01:36] Seiichi
    Th-That was close!
[01:38] Seiichi
    The Reflexive Defense skill, huh?
[01:40] Seiichi
    My body reacted on its own!
[01:44] Oliga
    This won't...
[01:53] Seiichi
    She's more childish than I thought.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Why would this girl become an assassin?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Black Cat Oliga
[03:30] Seiichi
    Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you.
[03:36] Oliga
    Damn it!
[03:38] Seiichi
    Sorry.
[03:40] Oliga
    He disappeared?
[03:46] Seiichi
    Why would such a small child attack the king?
[03:50] Louise
    Master!
[03:52] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, who's that girl?
[03:54] Seiichi
    Everyone, this girl is the assassin.
[03:58] Lorna
    You're kidding, right?
[03:59] Lorna
    How could this girl be the assassin?
[04:02] Seiichi
    It's hard for me to believe, as well.
[04:07] Louise
    Lorna.
[04:08] Louise
    Interrogate her, please.
[04:10] Lorna
    Right! Leave it to me!
[04:13] Seiichi
    Interrogate her? Lorna-san will?
[04:16] Louise
    Despite appearances, Lorna is
    our nation's top interrogator.
[04:20] Lorna
    Leave it to me!
[04:22] Lorna
    It's been a while, so I'm raring to go!
[04:24] Seiichi
    B-By "interrogate," do you mean...
[04:27] Claudia
    Lorna is the only person who's
    mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures.
[04:34] (Flashback) Eris
    Come on, come on, come on, come on,
    you stupid barrel of meat!
[04:39] (Flashback) Guscle
    My muscles are telling me to enjoy this!
[04:42] (Flashback) Lorna
    Don't give me that composed attitude!
[04:45] (Flashback) Eris
    Lorna!
[04:46] (Flashback) Lorna
    Right!
[04:49] (Flashback) Lorna
    Take that, and that, and that!
[04:50] (Flashback) Guscle
    It's working! My sphincter!
[04:54] Seiichi
    Sounds like fun!
[04:56] Claudia
    Setting that aside,
    you're still here, Seiichi-kun?
[04:59] Seiichi
    I was worried about the king.
[05:01] Seiichi
    Is he all right?
[05:04] Louise
    His Majesty... won't wake up.
[05:09] Claudia
    The weapon this girl cut the
    king with was a Curse Knife.
[05:14] Claudia
    The curse that the knife was
    imbued with is "Eternal Slumber."
[05:18] Claudia
    Once someone is wounded with that,
[05:20] Claudia
    they'll never wake again.
[05:23] Seiichi
    Eternal Slumber...
[05:25] Lorna
    No one has ever found a way to undo the curse.
[05:29] Louise
    What do we do?
[05:30] Louise
    If His Majesty never wakes again...
[05:33] Lorna
    Louise-sama...
[05:35] Seiichi
    I want to help them somehow.
[05:38] Seiichi
    A way to undo a curse...
[05:40] Seiichi
    With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.
    I just inverted the effect.
[05:45] Seiichi
    That's it!
[05:46] Seiichi
    Everyone!
[05:47] Seiichi
    Please...
[05:49] Seiichi
    take me to the king!
[05:52] Seiichi
    What?!
[05:55] Seiichi
    No way! The king was...
[05:57] Seiichi
    Ranze-san?!
[06:02] Seiichi
    Wh-What is this?
[06:07] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun?
[06:09] Louise
    You knew His Majesty, Master?
[06:12] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah, we've met...
[06:17] Seiichi
    I can't believe he's the king!
[06:19] Seiichi
    I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I?
[06:22] Florio
    You're the one?
[06:23] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:24] Florio
    The one who might be
    able to wake His Majesty?
[06:29] Louise
    Master, I'll introduce you.
[06:31] Louise
    This is my older brother, Florio Balze.
[06:34] Louise
    He's the leader of our
    nation's magic division.
[06:37] Seiichi
    Uh, I'm Seiichi.
[06:39] Seiichi
    So how is the king doing?
[06:41] Florio
    While I've healed his wounds with healing
    magic, I'm unable to stop the curse.
[06:47] Florio
    I'm sorry.
[06:49] Claudia
    If even your healing magic
    can't undo the curse...
[06:54] Florio
    Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could
    you please lend us your power?
[06:58] Mages
    Please.
[06:59] Seiichi
    Please raise your heads.
[07:01] Seiichi
    I'll see what I can do.
[07:04] Florio
    You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
[07:07] Seiichi
    If there's no magic to undo curses,
[07:09] Seiichi
    then just create it.
[07:11] Seiichi
    A spell to deal with curses...
[07:13] Seiichi
    A spell to deal with curses...
[07:15] Voice
    Skill: Magic Creation activated.
[07:24] Seiichi
    First, I need a clear visualization.
[07:27] Seiichi
    A clear visual...
[07:29] Seiichi
    Visual...
[07:30] Seiichi
    What is a clear visual, anyway?!
[07:33] Seiichi
    What's a curse in the first place?
[07:42] Seiichi
    All these wrong things
    are coming to mind now!
[07:46] Seiichi
    Anyway, this isn't good.
[07:54] Seiichi
    I need a visualization
    of him getting better...
[07:57] Seiichi
    Get better...
[07:59] Seiichi
    Get better...
[08:01] Seiichi
    Get better...
SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
[08:02] Seiichi
    Get better, get better,
    get better, get better,
SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better
[08:06] Seiichi
    get better, get better, get better,
    get better, get better!
SIGN    Get Better
[08:10] Seiichi
    Get Better.
[08:17] Seiichi
    It just slipped from my mouth!
[08:20] Voice
    Invert Magic: Get Better has been created.
[08:23] Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:28] ---
    Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better?
[08:31] ---
    Does that mean it worked?!
[08:33] Florio
    Th-This is...
[08:35] Voice
    Curse: Eternal Slumber has been
    inverted into Charm: Eternal Health.
[08:43] Seiichi
    S-Seriously?!
[08:49] Ranze
    Why was I asleep?
[08:54] Ranze
    Huh? Seiichi?
[08:56] Seiichi
    Ranze-san!
[08:58] All
    You did it!
[08:59] Louise
    Your Majesty!
[09:00] Claudia
    I'm so glad!
[09:02] Florio
    Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi
    easily undid the curse on you!
[09:08] Seiichi
    No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal!
[09:11] Ranze
    I see!
[09:12] Ranze
    Thanks for saving me.
[09:14] Ranze
    I'll have to give you some kind of reward.
[09:17] Seiichi
    You don't need to reward me.
[09:19] Louise
    Master!
[09:20] Louise
    Saving the king's life means you have saved
    every one of us living in this nation!
[09:27] Louise
    There's no need for modesty.
[09:29] Ranze
    That's right.
[09:30] Ranze
    Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king.
[09:38] Seiichi
    In that case, there is one thing...
[09:44] Zakia
    Your Majesty!
[09:45] Zakia
    I humbly beseech you.
[09:47] Scheldt
    What is it, Zakia?
[09:54] Zakia
    There is something I must
    inquire about, Your Majesty.
[09:57] Helio
    That's haughty of you, Zakia!
[10:00] Zakia
    Your Majesty, where are
    the heroes right now?
[10:03] Scheldt
    Hmph, those slaves?
[10:07] Scheldt
    I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy.
[10:12] Scheldt
    For our benefit.
[10:19] BGVoice
    Hey, so you know...
[10:20] Shouta
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[10:22] Shouta
    At this rate, we heroes are likely
    to be ostracized at this academy.
[10:26] Kenji
    How did it end up like this?
[10:28] Kannazuki
    I know the reason.
[10:32] Kisaragi
    Well, well.
[10:34] Kisaragi
    What are you all doing over there?
[10:43] Kannazuki
    Tougou Rento,
[10:45] Kannazuki
    Ooyama Tsuyoshi,
[10:46] Kannazuki
    and Kisaragi Masaya.
[10:51] Kisaragi
    Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san.
[10:54] Kisaragi
    Your good looks will go to waste.
[10:56] Tougou
    So? What were you all talking about?
[11:00] Kannazuki
    It has nothing to do with you all.
[11:02] Kannazuki
    Get lost.
[11:04] Ooyama
    Scary!
[11:05] Ooyama
    But you know, making such a strong-willed
    woman submit is also pretty great!
[11:13] Ooyama
    Huh? What is it, Kenji?
[11:16] Ooyama
    You think you can go around acting
    superior to your club senior? Huh?!
[11:23] Kisaragi
    Come on, now. If you don't hurry up
    and tell us what you were talking about,
[11:27] Kisaragi
    we'll cause more problems.
[11:30] Kannazuki
    Scumbag!
[11:31] Kannazuki
    Fine, I'll tell you, then!
[11:33] Kannazuki
    We were talking about the reason we heroes
    are becoming ostracized at this academy.
[11:38] Kisaragi
    What, that's all?
[11:40] Kisaragi
    The reason is obviously us.
[11:44] Kisaragi
    That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember?
[11:48] (Flashback) Helio
    Go show them the power of the heroes.
[11:53] Kisaragi
    Right?
[11:55] Tougou
    We're able to master the magic
    taught at this academy right away.
[12:00] Ooyama
    Our potential's way different
    than those plebs.
[12:05] Kisaragi
    Exactly.
[12:06] Kisaragi
    Being a hero means being one of the strong.
[12:09] Kisaragi
    We're just exercising our privileges in
    a world where it's survival of the fittest.
[12:15] Kannazuki
    That's no reason to go so far!
[12:19] Kisaragi
    Well, you have fun trying
    to act like good people.
[12:23] Shouta
    What was that?!
[12:25] Kannazuki
    Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go.
[12:28] Shouta
    But...
[12:29] Kannazuki
    Just drop it.
[12:38] Seiichi
    I can't believe there's such
    a large bath in the castle.
[12:44] Ranze
    Seiichi.
[12:45] Ranze
    This place is my dream.
[12:48] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:49] Ranze
    Mind listening for a bit?
[12:56] Claudia
    By the way, Lorna,
[12:57] Claudia
    is the interrogation of
    the assassin going well?
[13:00] Lorna
    Well, actually, she's keeping
    her lips tightly sealed.
[13:06] Lorna
    Anyway, Louise-sama,
[13:07] Lorna
    Your delicate skin is almost like silk!
[13:11] Louise
    Th-That tickles!
[13:13] Claudia
    By the way, that was
    impressive earlier, wasn't it?
[13:16] Claudia
    The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for.
[13:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
    In that case, there is one thing...
[13:21] Lorna
    That was so cool!
[13:24] Lorna
    "King, I don't need any such grand reward.
[13:27] Lorna
    I only desire one thing.
[13:30] Lorna
    Please allow me to train in magic and
    swordsmanship with Louise and the others."
[13:35] Valkyries
    Me, too! Me, too!
[13:38] Louise
    That's my Master for you.
[13:40] Lorna
    That's my Seiichi!
[13:42] Lorna
    You're every bit the man I knew you were!
[13:45] Lorna
    Feel free to use the training areas
    and anything else as you like!
[13:49] Claudia
    They didn't say it quite like that, though.
[13:56] Artoria
    Hey, Saria.
[13:57] Artoria
    Aren't you worried about Seiichi?
[13:59] Saria
    Huh?
[14:01] Artoria
    I mean, he got dragged off by
    all those beautiful Valkyries.
[14:04] Lulune
    That's right. They took Master.
[14:07] Saria
    Worried?
[14:09] Artoria
    What I'm saying is,
[14:10] Artoria
    he might come back with new women again!
[14:15] Lulune
    Are you okay with that, Saria-san?
[14:18] Saria
    I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi.
[14:21] Artoria
    "After all, it's Seiichi"?
[14:23] Saria
    I have faith that Seiichi can overcome
    anything in an amusing way.
[14:29] Saria
    I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though.
[14:32] Lulune
    Saria-san...
[14:35] Artoria
    I can't help but be jealous.
[14:39] Saria
    Jealous?
[14:47] Lorna
    Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough?
[14:56] Claudia
    Seiichi-kun, I want the genes
    of a strong man like you.
[15:07] Guscle
    We can only recognize love
    when it comes with pain.
[15:12] Artoria
    If anything like that happens,
    I won't be able to curb my jealousy!
[15:16] Artoria
    Damn it! The jealousy!
[15:17] Artoria
    Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping!
[15:19] Artoria
    Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot!
[15:23] Ranze
    Hey, Seiichi.
[15:25] Ranze
    One day, I want
[15:27] Ranze
    to build public baths throughout
    this nation—no, the entire world.
[15:31] Seiichi
    Throughout the world?
[15:33] Ranze
    Yeah.
[15:35] Ranze
    When you're in the bath,
    nationality and race don't matter.
[15:38] Ranze
    Whether you're human or demon
    doesn't matter, either.
[15:41] Ranze
    Everyone's equal.
[15:44] Ranze
    One day, I want everyone in
    the world to stop fighting
[15:47] Ranze
    and be able to enjoy spending time
    naked with each other like this.
[15:52] Ranze
    Well, that's my silly dream.
[15:58] Seiichi
    Ranze-san...
[16:00] Zakia
    Your Majesty!
[16:02] Zakia
    Is it true you sent the heroes
    to Barbador Magic Academy?!
[16:06] Scheldt
    Hmph. So what if it is?
[16:09] Zakia
    How could you?!
[16:10] Zakia
    They were still—
[16:12] Scheldt
    Silence, insolent fool!
[16:15] Helio
    You dare question His Majesty's ideas?
[16:21] Helio
    Hmph! They're all just
    sacrificial pawns, anyway.
[16:23] Zakia
    The heroes are sacrificial pawns?
[16:25] Zakia
    What do you plan to do if they
    ever use their power against us?!
[16:30] Helio
    The heroes revolting?
[16:31] Helio
    Impossible!
[16:33] Zakia
    What?
[16:34] Helio
    I, the greatest mage in this empire,
[16:37] Helio
    Helio Robahn, have placed
    Enslavement Bracelets on them.
[16:42] Zakia
    Enslavement Bracelets?!
[16:45] Helio
    In the event they do try to remove them...
[16:48] Zakia
    Helio, you bastard!
[16:57] Scheldt
    Wh-Wh-Who's there?!
[17:00] Zakia
    Someone was sniping.
[17:01] Zakia
    Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty.
[17:04] Scheldt
    Hey, Zakia!
[17:05] Scheldt
    What are you dawdling for?!
[17:07] Scheldt
    Go and capture the foe
    who shot at me right away!
[17:11] Zakia
    At once.
[17:12] Zakia
    Helio, I leave His Majesty to you.
[17:14] Helio
    Hmph!
[17:15] Helio
    Quit prattling and hurry!
[17:24] Helio
    I can't believe someone would
    come after Your Majesty!
[17:28] Scheldt
    Who on earth was behind this?
[17:30] Scheldt
    It wasn't those demons, was it?
[17:33] Helio
    Your Majesty,
[17:34] Helio
    I recently heard something odd
    concerning the demons.
[17:38] Scheldt
    What is it?
[17:40] Helio
    I've heard that King Ranze of
    the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg
[17:43] Helio
    is forming an alliance with the demons.
[17:47] Scheldt
    Oh?
[17:49] Helio
    That would be treason when
    Your Majesty is obviously
[17:53] Helio
    preparing to fight them, would it not?
[17:57] Scheldt
    But there's no need for concern.
[17:59] Scheldt
    I've already taken measures.
[18:01] Helio
    What?!
[18:03] Scheldt
    I'm sure you've heard the name, as well.
[18:07] Scheldt
    I sent out the Dark Executioner,
    the one nobody can escape once targeted,
[18:11] Scheldt
    the Twilight Assassin.
[18:14] Scheldt
    Right around now, he should be tasting
    the same humiliation I just faced.
[18:20] Helio
    Impressive, Your Majesty!
[18:24] Artoria
    Seiichi.
[18:25] Lulune
    Master.
[18:26] Florio
    Seiichi-kun.
[18:27] Seiichi
    Y-Yes?
[18:31] Seiichi
    Huh? Why are all of you here?
[18:34] Florio
    These ladies said they wished
    to see you, Seiichi-kun.
[18:38] Artoria
    Man, Saria's been so worried
    about you all this time!
[18:42] Saria
    Huh? Wh-What?
[18:45] Seiichi
    Saria...
[18:47] Saria
    H-Hey, Ar!
[18:49] Artoria
    Apparently, she couldn't stop her
    jealousy at the thought of you
[18:52] Artoria
    surrounded by all the Valkyries.
[18:54] Saria
    Th-That's what you said, Ar!
[18:56] Artoria
    I-I never said any such thing.
[19:00] Louise
    Master!
[19:06] Saria
    My, what a pretty woman.
[19:08] Lulune
    Such a sweet, floral scent!
[19:10] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[19:11] Artoria
    Have you and this woman already...
[19:13] Seiichi
    I-It's not what you think!
[19:15] Seiichi
    She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries.
[19:18] Artoria
    Wha... You're the Knight of Swords?
[19:22] Louise
    Nice to meet you.
[19:23] Louise
    Master has been taking good care of me.
[19:26] Saria
    I'm Saria.
[19:27] Saria
    I'm Seiichi's wife!
[19:29] Louise
    Oh, my...
[19:31] Florio
    Oh?
[19:32] Florio
    Way to go, Seiichi-kun!
[19:34] Florio
    I'm surprised you landed such
    an adorable partner!
[19:37] Seiichi
    Y-Yes, well...
[19:39] Artoria
    I-I'm Artoria Gremm.
[19:42] Artoria
    I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend!
[19:45] Florio
    What?! This one's your girlfriend?!
[19:47] Seiichi
    Oh, well, that's...
[19:49] Lulune
    I'm Lulune.
[19:51] Lulune
    I've dedicated my body and soul
    to Master as his loyal servant!
[19:55] Florio
    S-Servant?!
[19:56] Seiichi
    What kind of introductions are these?!
[20:00] Florio
    A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant...
[20:02] Florio
    You're wild, Seiichi-kun.
[20:05] Seiichi
    N-Nah...
[20:06] Louise
    Master.
[20:08] Louise
    I am proud to have a master like you.
[20:13] Florio
    Impressive, Seiichi-kun.
[20:15] Florio
    Any other man would go up in flames
    and be forced to show restraint.
[20:21] Seiichi
    What's happening to my reputation?
[20:34] Lorna
    Now then, little kitten...
[20:37] Lorna
    Today we're going to make
    you spill everything.
[20:46] Seiichi
    It wasn't until after this that I learned
[20:49] Seiichi
    all about the far too tragic past
    that this tiny girl shouldered.
[22:26] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[22:29] Lulune
    Huh? We're doing it in the bath?!
[22:31] Artoria
    At least wrap a bath towel around yourself!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644000 (100 )
     Defense: 1667000 (100 ) Agility: 1690000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
    Luck: 1610000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
     Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
     Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
    Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
    Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
    Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.
    Penetration. Intimidation.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.
     Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
     Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[22:41] Artoria
    Looks like it hasn't changed too much.
[22:44] Saria
    So now we need an emergency plan.
[22:47] Saria
    First, please have a look here.
[22:54] Saria
    We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan
    attempt this kiss scene!
[22:58] Artoria
    Huh?
[23:00] Lulune
    What do you mean?
[23:02] Saria
    You'll each be presented in order, so please
    show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek!
[23:09] Saria
    Let's start right now!
[23:11] Saria
    First up is Lulune-chan.
[23:13] Saria
    Three, two, one! Go!
[23:16] Lulune
    Smooch...
[23:17] Saria
    Next is Ar! Give it a try!
[23:20] Saria
    Three, two, one! Go!
[23:24] Artoria
    Smooch...
[23:25] Saria
    And there you have it!
    We'll see you again next time!
[23:29] Saria
    Goodbye!
[23:31] Artoria
    Where did that forced cue even come from?!
[23:35] Artoria
    Seiichi saves Oliga from
    her dark, tragic curse.
[23:39] Artoria
    There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally
[23:42] Artoria
    before a dark threat takes action.
SIGN    Next Time
    Creeping Kaiser Empire
[23:44] Artoria
    Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire."
[23:47] Artoria
    The calamity begins.

Season 1

E10 - Creeping Kaiser Empire

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:04] Seiichi
    One day, I was suddenly
    transported to another world,
[00:06] Seiichi
    where I ate some Fruit of Evolution
[00:07] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique.
[00:10] Seiichi
    But just moments later...
[00:13] (Flashback) Saria
    I'm Saria.
[00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    A gorilla?!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saria
    Marry me right now!
[00:18] Seiichi
    Marriage?!
[00:20] Seiichi
    A kiss?!
[00:21] Seiichi
    Turning into a woman?!
[00:23] (Flashback) Saria
    Seiichi!
[00:26] Seiichi
    Then our journey finally began!
[00:29] (Flashback) Claude
    Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert!
[00:32] Seiichi
    Or at least, it was supposed to begin.
[00:34] Seiichi
    But the people in this
    guild are too eccentric!
[00:37] (Flashback) Artoria
    I'm Artoria, the Calamity.
[00:40] Seiichi
    My, what a babe! Wait, "Calamity"?!
[00:43] Seiichi
    A series of misfortunes
    followed us everywhere we went.
[00:45] Seiichi
    But thanks to my Evolution,
    I had no weaknesses!
[00:48] Seiichi
    I defeated the strongest monster,
    the Black Dragon God,
[00:52] Seiichi
    and then, yet another kiss?!
[00:54] Seiichi
    Then the gluttonous Lulune appeared!
[00:58] Seiichi
    We managed to seize victory
    at the Royal Cup, but then...
[01:02] (Flashback) Lulune
    Master!
[01:04] Seiichi
    ...she transformed into a woman, too?!
[01:07] (Flashback) Lorna
    Hello!
[01:08] Seiichi
    What now?!
[01:10] Seiichi
    Arrested?!
[01:12] Seiichi
    An unbelievable turn of events
    brought me to Arkshell Castle.
[01:15] (Flashback) Louise
    Now, here I come.
[01:18] Seiichi
    Wha... Louise-san?!
[01:22] (Flashback) Louise
    May I call you Master?
[01:25] Seiichi
    She became my apprentice?!
[01:27] Seiichi
    While I was panicking over that,
[01:29] Seiichi
    the king was attacked by someone!
[01:33] Seiichi
    I managed to save him
    with Magic Creation...
[01:38] Seiichi
    but the king turned out to be Ranze-san?!
[01:42] Seiichi
    And now the interrogation of
    the assassin is about to begin.
[01:46] Seiichi
    So whether you've been watching all along
    or you're here for the first time,
[01:50] Seiichi
    that's a brief summary of the plot so far,
[01:53] Seiichi
    so you can enjoy the story as it
    plunges into the final chapter!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Creeping Kaiser Empire
[03:28] Lorna
    Would you just start talking already?
[03:32] Lorna
    You don't want this to get
    painful, do you, young lady?
[03:37] Claudia
    That's right. She's just getting started.
[03:40] Claudia
    Lorna's terrifying torture has yet to begin.
[03:43] Seiichi
    Wh-What do you mean, "torture"?
[03:46] Lorna
    We've already got proof!
[03:52] Lorna
    This is the one measure
    I didn't want to resort to.
[03:56] Claudia
    Lorna, you're going to do that, aren't you?
[04:02] Lorna
    Want a pork cutlet bowl?
[04:05] Seiichi
    What is this, a cop drama?!
[04:11] Lorna
    Look at this piping hot steam,
[04:13] Lorna
    these fluffy eggs,
[04:15] Lorna
    and... this pork roast cutlet
    bursting with meat juice!
[04:24] Lorna
    Time to dig in!
[04:28] Seiichi
    You're eating it?
[04:32] Lorna
    What a true shame!
[04:34] Lorna
    If you'd just start talking, you could
    be eating this great meal, too!
[04:42] Seiichi
    Are you a demon?!
[04:46] Louise
    Lorna.
[04:47] Lorna
    Y-Yes?! What brings you here, Louise-sama?!
[04:50] Louise
    Why are you doing these things?
[04:53] Lorna
    I-I thought she'd cave in no time
[04:55] Lorna
    if I made her watch me eat something
    tasty while she's hungry!
[05:00] Louise
    No dinner for you tonight.
[05:02] Lorna
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?!
[05:07] Lorna
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:15] Seiichi
    Here you go.
[05:17] Oliga
    I-I can have this?
[05:20] Seiichi
    You can eat as much as you want.
[05:22] Louise
    Go on, don't hold back.
[05:29] Oliga
    It's good!
[05:34] Oliga
    Thank you for the meal.
[05:36] Louise
    Now...
[05:37] Louise
    This collar is a magic item
    known as an Enslavement Collar.
[05:41] Louise
    Those it's placed on are forced to obey any
    order from the one who placed it on them.
[05:47] Seiichi
    So this collar is why this
    girl attacked Ranze-san?
[05:51] Louise
    Yes, there's no doubt.
[05:54] Lorna
    If you knew that, then there
    was no need for interrogation!
[05:58] Louise
    I'm sorry.
[05:59] Louise
    I realized it after the fact.
[06:01] Seiichi
    Then why don't we just remove the collar?
[06:04] Oliga
    That's not possible.
[06:07] Seiichi
    Huh?
[06:15] Louise
    This is the power of the Enslavement Collar.
[06:19] Seiichi
    Who would do such a cruel thing?
[06:22] Scheldt
    She failed?!
[06:23] Helio
    W-Worry not.
[06:26] Helio
    This is what we have the
    Enslavement Collars for.
[06:29] Scheldt
    What are you going to do?
[06:30] Helio
    I'll make sure she upholds our secret orders.
[06:33] Scheldt
    You mean you'll have her end her own life?
[06:36] Helio
    Indeed.
[06:37] Scheldt
    Then order it at once!
[06:40] Helio
    R-Right away!
[06:49] Zakia
    Why do I wield my sword for this empire?
[06:55] Zakia
    What is my sword actually protecting here?
[07:01] (Flashback) Shien
    You're late.
[07:06] (Flashback) Shien
    So you've finally come?
[07:08] (Flashback) Zakia
    Are you the ruffian who plotted
    His Majesty's assassination?
[07:13] (Flashback) Shien
    I wondered who it might be,
[07:15] (Flashback) Shien
    and here I have the greatest knight,
    the King's Blade, Zakia-sama.
[07:20] (Flashback) Zakia
    Answer the question!
[07:22] (Flashback) Shien
    That's right.
[07:24] (Flashback) Shien
    I'm Shien, the one who shot His Majesty.
[07:28] (Flashback) Shien
    Are you satisfied now?
[07:31] (Flashback) Zakia
    Why did you try to plunge
    this nation into chaos?!
[07:34] (Flashback) Shien
    Chaos?
[07:36] (Flashback) Shien
    It's long been in chaos, hasn't it?
[07:40] (Flashback) Shien
    I won't have you saying you don't know!
[07:42] (Flashback) Shien
    You know what those of us
    in the populace go through!
[07:45] (Flashback) Shien
    Not that someone like you, who's been
    resting on his status, would understand!
[07:50] (Flashback) Shien
    However, my greatest reason...
[07:52] (Flashback) Shien
    was to avenge her.
[07:55] (Flashback) Zakia
    What are you talking about?
[07:57] (Flashback) Shien
    She was a demon.
[07:59] (Flashback) Shien
    And for that reason alone,
    she was murdered like a bug.
[08:04] (Flashback) Zakia
    She never did anything wrong.
[08:06] (Flashback) Zakia
    She just worked as a florist.
[08:09] (Flashback) Child
    I want this!
[08:10] (Flashback) Naturiana
    Welcome.
[08:12] (Flashback) Soldier
    A demon selling flowers, huh?
[08:14] (Flashback) Naturiana
    U-Um...
[08:16] (Flashback) Soldier
    Hmph, look at this crap.
[08:19] (Flashback) Naturiana
    S-Stop!
[08:20] (Flashback) Naturiana
    Please stop!
[08:31] (Flashback) Soldier
    Thanks to the official mandate to kill demons,
    we can finally exterminate these pests.
[08:40] (Flashback) Shien
    N-Naturi!
[08:42] (Flashback) Naturiana
    Y-You need to run...
[08:49] (Flashback) Soldier
    Uh-oh.
[08:50] (Flashback) Soldier
    If we get any wetter than
    this, our armor will rust.
[08:53] (Flashback) Soldier
    C'mon, let's go.
[09:01] (Flashback) Shien
    Naturiana! Naturiana!
[09:04] (Flashback) Shien
    Naturiana!
[09:07] (Flashback) Shien
    That was when I made up my mind.
[09:14] (Flashback) Shien
    I will never forgive those
    who laughed at her,
[09:18] (Flashback) Shien
    or this country that killed her!
[09:21] (Flashback) Zakia
    No matter what your reasons are,
[09:24] (Flashback) Zakia
    I can't overlook anyone
    threatening the empire.
[09:27] (Flashback) Shien
    Is that right?
[09:28] (Flashback) Shien
    So even the greatest knight
    is nothing but a puppet.
[09:33] (Flashback) Zakia
    I am no puppet!
[09:46] (Flashback) Zakia
    I want to protect this country! That is all!
[09:50] (Flashback) Shien
    The Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia.
[09:52] (Flashback) Shien
    Show me its power!
[10:02] Zakia
    Where did it come from?!
[10:04] (Flashback) Shien
    You look confused.
[10:07] (Flashback) Shien
    But I'm not naïve enough to reveal my tricks.
[10:11] (Flashback) Shien
    I'm not underestimating you, either.
[10:13] (Flashback) Shien
    Thousand Arrow Prison!
[10:18] (Flashback) Shien
    Now go down, King's Blade!
[10:21] (Flashback) Zakia
    Conquering Air Blast!
[10:31] (Flashback) Shien
    What?!
[10:33] (Flashback) Zakia
    Surrender quietly.
[10:36] (Flashback) Shien
    That's the King's Blade for you.
[10:37] (Flashback) Shien
    We'll save this match for another time.
[10:39] (Flashback) Shien
    Next time we meet, I pray
    you'll no longer be a puppet.
[10:44] (Flashback) Zakia
    Hold it!
[10:45] (Flashback) Shien
    Later, King's Blade.
[10:53] Zakia
    A puppet...
[11:09] Seiichi
    They said it's impossible
[11:11] Seiichi
    for anyone but the one who attached an Enslavement Collar to remove it.
[11:15] Seiichi
    No magic to remove it exists, either.
[11:18] Artoria
    Seiichi! I heard from Claudia-san!
[11:22] Artoria
    Sounds like a tough time...
[11:24] Louise
    Shh.
[11:25] Seiichi
    Then what if I do what
    I did to save Ranze-san?
[11:31] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Skill: Magic Creation!
[11:35] Seiichi
    Huh?
[11:40] Louise
    Uh, Master?
[11:42] Seiichi
    Oh, no!
[11:44] Seiichi
    Unlike with Get Better, I can't
    get a clear visual in mind!
[11:49] Seiichi
    I-It's fine!
[11:51] Seiichi
    I'm going to free you from this, okay?
[11:54] Seiichi
    Free?
[11:57] Seiichi
    Free... Enslavement... Slaves...
[12:00] Seiichi
    Speaking of freeing slaves,
[12:03] Seiichi
    there's that bearded guy...
[12:07] Seiichi
    President Linc***!
[12:15] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:18] Louise
    Wh-Who's this?
[12:21] Seiichi
    President Linc***?
[12:26] Seiichi
    Oh, no!
[12:30] Lincoln
    Free! Free! Free!
[12:33] Voice
    Skill: Magic Creation activated.
[12:36] ---
    Liberation Magic:
    President Linc** has been created.
[12:45] Seiichi
    No way!
[12:48] Oliga
    Th-The collar...
[12:51] Seiichi
    From now on, you're free!
[12:54] Oliga
    F-Free?
[12:59] Seiichi
    Huh? Hey...
[13:01] Lorna
    Oh, dear! What a bad man!
[13:04] Lorna
    Seiichi-san made a girl cry!
[13:08] Seiichi
    D-Don't cry.
[13:11] Saria
    There, there. It's okay.
[13:13] Saria
    You're crying because
    you're happy, aren't you?
[13:15] Oliga
    Uh-huh...
[13:17] Artoria
    I can't believe someone used an
    Enslavement Collar on such a little girl.
[13:22] Artoria
    Of course she'd be happy after
    being freed from that, right?
[13:26] Lulune
    Man, this tastes great!
[13:29] Lulune
    I'm not following what's going
    on, but I'm happy for you!
[13:33] Seiichi
    When did you go after the pork cutlet bowl?!
[13:36] Lorna
    I was saving that one!
[13:41] Oliga
    My name is Oliga Calmeria.
[13:45] Oliga
    As you can see, I'm a cat beastfolk.
[13:48] Oliga
    In the Kaiser Empire,
[13:50] Oliga
    we beastfolk were persecuted.
[13:56] (Flashback) Soldier
    Bring out all but the beast kids!
[13:58] (Flashback) Soldier
    Sir!
[13:59] (Flashback) Beastfolk
    P-Please stop!
[14:01] (Flashback) Beastfolk
    Please, stop this!
[14:04] Beastfolk
    Oliga! Oliga!
[14:04] Oliga
    My mother was carried off
    to a concentration camp.
[14:06] Beastfolk
    Please, don't torment the elderly...
[14:08] (Flashback) Oliga
    Mommy! Mommy!
[14:15] Oliga
    All of the beastfolk children were sent
    to a facility to receive special training.
[14:20] Oliga
    There, we were trained to
    become killing machines.
[14:24] (Flashback) Coach
    Can't you dodge any faster?!
[14:27] Oliga
    Those who survived became assassins.
[14:35] Oliga
    After that, I lived my life
    in the assassin squad,
[14:38] Oliga
    serving the Kaiser Empire's royal family.
[14:42] (Flashback) Elite
    Hm? That girl...
[14:47] (Flashback) Elite
    Are you lost, little girl?
[14:50] (Flashback) Oliga
    I'm sorry.
[14:57] (Flashback) Mob
    Somebody help!
[15:04] Oliga
    Through that, I gained practical
    experience in the art of killing people.
[15:10] Oliga
    I've killed lots of people since the
    day that collar was placed on me.
[15:14] Oliga
    That was the only value I had.
[15:18] Oliga
    So my hands are completely stained.
[15:25] Seiichi
    It's okay.
[15:27] Seiichi
    You can start over, Oliga-chan.
[15:29] Seiichi
    They're not completely stained.
[15:32] Oliga
    But I...
[15:35] Seiichi
    The Kaiser Empire is the evil here, not you.
[15:40] Seiichi
    Beastfolk and humans are
    all people just the same.
[15:44] Seiichi
    We all live life just the same.
[15:47] Oliga
    Really?
[15:49] Seiichi
    When I see you like this,
    you almost look like a little sister.
[15:54] Oliga
    Little sister...
[15:57] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[15:59] Seiichi
    You can think of me as an
    older brother if you'd like.
[16:03] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi!
[16:04] Saria
    Can Oliga-chan stay with us, then?
[16:09] Seiichi
    That's a great idea!
[16:10] Oliga
    N-No!
[16:12] Oliga
    I'm a traitor.
[16:13] Oliga
    If I stay with you, the Kaiser
    Empire will come after you.
[16:17] Seiichi
    Then I'll protect you when they do.
[16:20] Oliga
    Huh?
[16:22] Seiichi
    I'm pretty strong, even if I don't look it.
[16:25] Oliga
    B-But...
[16:27] Seiichi
    So there you have it.
[16:29] Seiichi
    Is that okay, Louise?
[16:31] Louise
    That's fine. It's your decision, Master.
[16:34] Seiichi
    You answered right away?!
[16:36] Louise
    I was originally hoping to leave
    her in your hands, anyway.
[16:42] Louise
    Besides, His Majesty wishes
    to protect Oliga, as well.
[16:47] Louise
    He said we couldn't punish
    such a young child.
[16:52] Seiichi
    Ranze-san...
[16:54] Oliga
    You mean it? I can?
[16:57] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[16:58] Seiichi
    Nice to have you! I'm Hiiragi Seiichi!
[17:02] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan...
[17:10] Helio
    Ah, it's you.
[17:12] Helio
    What is the Demon Lord Army doing now?
[17:16] Kreis
    There's nothing happening there!
[17:17] Kreis
    We've needed to make major*
    corrections to the plan.
[17:22] Helio
    Yeah, the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia,
[17:25] Helio
    proposed forging an alliance with
    the Kingdom of Wimberg.
[17:30] Kreis
    That's right! Soon our dearest wish will be...
[17:34] Helio
    Good. So how is the plan progressing?
[17:39] Helio
    I'm prepared to handle my part at any time.
[17:44] Kreis
    Have a look at this!
[17:46] Helio
    Wonderful.
[17:48] Helio
    So shall we move things forward at once?
[17:52] Kreis
    Let's do it!
[17:55] Helio
    All is...
[17:56] Helio
    ...for the Demon Lord!
[17:56] Kreis
    ...for the Demon Lord!
[18:09] Florio
    Okay, that's enough.
[18:11] Seiichi
    I'm exhausted...
[18:14] Florio
    Yes, your control of magic
    is coming along smoothly.
[18:18] Seiichi
    I didn't think it would be this hard.
[18:21] Florio
    You've made incredible progress
    since you first started.
[18:27] (Flashback) Florio
    Huh? Hey... Seiichi-kun?!
[18:30] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wh-What do I do?!
[18:35] Florio
    I never knew the beginner spell
    Water Ball could manifest like that.
[18:40] Seiichi
    I'm sorry.
[18:42] Saria
    Seiichi! Look at this!
[18:45] Saria
    Check out what I can do!
[18:48] Seiichi
    Wow, you're both incredible!
[18:51] Florio
    It's all thanks to your skill.
[18:58] Louise
    Master...
[19:01] Seiichi
    Huh? You seem different from usual...
[19:08] Louise
    Actually, I have a favor to ask, Master.
[19:12] Seiichi
    A favor?
[19:13] Louise
    While I'm away, would you
    please protect His Majesty?
[19:18] Seiichi
    Protect Ranze-san? Where are you going?
[19:22] Louise
    Do you remember the Black Paladin?
[19:26] Seiichi
    Yeah, if I recall, he's the
    only knight in this country
[19:29] Seiichi
    who's capable of holding his own against you.
[19:33] Louise
    We received a report from him
[19:35] Louise
    saying that monsters have been growing
    more active along our borders as of late.
[19:43] Louise
    Apparently, the Black Paladin's
    army isn't enough on its own,
[19:47] Louise
    so I'll be leading the Valkyries there.
[19:53] Louise
    If you could protect him
    in my absence, Master,
[19:56] Louise
    I'm sure His Majesty
    would rest easy, as well.
[19:59] Seiichi
    Uh, but... I'm a mere adventurer.
[20:03] Louise
    A mere adventurer could never have
    defeated me, the Knight of Swords.
[20:08] Seiichi
    Right. Sorry.
[20:10] Louise
    Will you accept?
[20:13] Seiichi
    All right. If you think I'm worthy.
[20:16] Louise
    Thank you so much!
[20:18] Louise
    Now, I have preparations to
    make, so I'll excuse myself.
[20:27] Seiichi
    She has it rough leading the Valkyries, too.
[20:34] Louise
    All right, Master, I'll be counting on you
    to take care of things in my absence.
[20:39] Seiichi
    I'll do my best.
[20:42] Saria
    Louise-san, when do you
    expect you'll be returning?
[20:45] Louise
    We don't plan on taking our time, but it
    takes at least a week to travel there.
[20:51] Seiichi
    That's pretty far away!
[20:54] Louise
    Once we defeat the monsters,
    there'll still be aftermath to deal with.
[20:57] Louise
    Considering all that,
    it might take over a month.
[21:01] Seiichi
    That's pretty long...
[21:03] Lorna
    Louise-sama!
[21:05] Claudia
    All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!
[21:10] Louise
    Thank you.
[21:11] Louise
    Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!
[21:15] Seiichi
    Take care!
[21:16] Saria
    See you later!
[21:18] Louise
    Move out!
[21:24] Seiichi
    But I would later learn...
[21:28] Seiichi
    that nothing in this world
    ever goes that smoothly.
[21:33] Seiichi
    But I wouldn't realize that until
    a week after their departure.
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 )
     Attack: 1644000 (100 )
     Defense: 1667000 (100 )
     Agility: 1690000 (100 )
    Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
     Luck: 1610000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )
     Personal Skills:
    Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.
    Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.
    Dragon God's Claws.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
    Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
    Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.
     Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
    Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess.
     Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration.
    Intimidation.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.
    Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
    Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
    Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
     Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.
     Money:
     2500304060 G
[23:10] Oliga
    Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!
[23:14] Lorna
    Want to eat the ultimate roast beef bowl?
[23:21] Oliga
    Don't mind if I do!
[23:24] Lorna
    Hey! This wasn't the deal!
[23:26] Lorna
    Wait, is that it? Did we run over time?
[23:29] Oliga
    Yep.
[23:31] Lorna
    They packed too much in!
[23:35] Seiichi
    The grand battle against
    the monsters finally begins!
[23:39] Seiichi
    All right, everyone!
[23:40] Seiichi
    Let's put our strengths together!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Wait, what are you all doing?!
SIGN    Next Time
    Monsters VS Crazy Guild
[23:44] ---
    Next time: "Monsters VS Crazy Guild."
[23:46] Seiichi
    Jeez, fight properly!

Season 1

E11 - Monsters VS Crazy Guild

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:03] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:06] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:10] (Flashback) Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan...
[00:13] Seiichi
    A little sister character!
[00:14] Seiichi
    Nice!
[00:16] Seiichi
    But now a horde of monsters
    has appeared on the border!
[00:21] (Flashback) Claudia
    All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!
[00:25] (Flashback) Louise
    Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!
[00:29] Seiichi
    It's been a week since then,
[00:31] Seiichi
    and I predict further trouble!
[00:33] Seiichi
    Again, what is going to happen
    to my life in another world?!
[00:40] Florio
    Incredible, Seiichi-kun!
[00:42] Florio
    There's absolutely no disturbance
    in the flow of your magic!
[00:45] Seiichi
    Really?
[00:48] Florio
    Perhaps now you can finally
    acquire the "Control" skill?
[00:52] Seiichi
    Man, I really couldn't
    restrain my power before.
[00:57] Seiichi
    It was getting more and more monstrous.
[00:59] Voice
    New skill...
[01:02] Seiichi&Screen
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Here it — (˚∀˚) — comes!!!
[01:04] Voice
    "Endless Hell" acquired.
[01:07] Seiichi
    Huh?
[01:08] Seiichi
    What's Endless Hell?
[01:10] Seiichi
    That doesn't sound like Control at all!
[01:15] Seiichi
    OP... OP... OP...
[01:16] Florio
    A-Are you all right?
[01:20] Guscle
    You're working hard, Seiichi-kun!
[01:23] Seiichi
    That voice...
[01:24] Seiichi
    Guscle-san! Eris-san!
[01:27] Eris
    Fancy meeting you here, Seiichi-san.
[01:29] Seiichi
    Why are you two here?
[01:31] Eris
    We're showing this man to His Majesty.
[01:38] Florio
    You're... H-Holy Mage
    Barnabus-sama, aren't you?
[01:43] Barnabus
    Just "Barna" is fine.
[01:46] Barnabus
    Pleasure to meet you. You're quite young.
[01:49] Seiichi
    Oh, nice to meet you.
[01:52] Seiichi
    Who is this?
[01:54] Florio
    What?!
[01:54] Florio
    You don't know about him?!
[01:56] Florio
    This man is the greatest magician of all!
    He's mastered all kinds of magic!
[02:01] Seiichi
    O-Oh.
[02:03] Florio
    Wow! It's really you!
[02:06] Florio
    I bought three of your photo essays!
[02:09] Florio
    One to read, one to preserve,
    and one to share!
[02:12] Seiichi
    He's a hardcore otaku!
[02:15] Barna
    Such flattery won't get you anywhere,
    Handsome Ice Mage-dono!
[02:20] Florio
    Oh my God! You knew about me already?!
[02:24] Barna
    Yes.
[02:25] Barna
    I hear you're quite talented.
[02:31] Florio
    My life was one lived
    without a single regret!
[02:34] Guscle
    Ra, oh!
[02:37] Seiichi
    Are you the Supreme Ruler
    of the Century's End?
[02:39] Barna
    That's from that one time.
[02:41] Barna
    Remember? The former grand
    champion's retirement party,
[02:44] Barna
    where he said, "My life was one
    lived without a single regret!"
[02:47] Barna
    His stage name was... Kiseno... Kisenosa...
[02:50] Barna
    Kisenoso... Kisenose... Kisenoso—
[02:53] Barna
    Come on, I'm so close! What was it?!
[02:56] Seiichi
    That's enough.
[02:57] Seiichi
    But what on earth is such a
    transcendental star doing here?
[02:58] Barna
    Oh, I've got it!
[03:02] Barna
    It was Kisenos—
[03:03] Seiichi
    That's enough!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Monsters VS Crazy Guild
[04:36] Ranze
    Hey, Seiichi!
[04:38] Ranze
    Guscle, too! And Eris!
[04:40] Ranze
    Long time no see!
[04:43] Guscle
    Long time no bridge!
[04:45] Seiichi
    Wait, "bridge"?!
[04:48] Ranze
    Your muscles are as incredible as ever!
[04:51] Seiichi
    You guys really are crazy.
[04:53] Eris
    Wow, "long time no bridge"? That was just sad.
[04:57] Eris
    If anything, you should be saying,
    "Long time no sht."
[05:01] Seiichi
    Stop! Kids at home are gonna imitate you!
[05:03] Ranze
    Your style as queen is improving, too, Eris.
[05:08] Barna
    How have you been,
[05:11] Barna
    Ranze?
[05:14] Ranze
    T...
[05:15] Ranze
    T-T-Teacher Barnabus?!
[05:19] Ranze
    E-Even if I didn't know,
[05:21] Ranze
    I apologize for standing higher than you.
[05:24] Barna
    You're now a king governing an entire nation.
[05:27] Barna
    No need for such formality.
[05:29] Ranze
    I-I could never!
[05:31] Seiichi
    What's the relationship between these two?
[05:35] Florio
    He was His Majesty's former instructor.
[05:38] Ranze
    Someone bring Teacher a chair!
[05:40] Eris
    Here you go. Have a seat.
[05:42] Seiichi
    Hey!
[05:44] Seiichi
    Stop it with that stuff!
[05:48] Barna
    This is great!
[05:50] Barna
    Great!
[05:52] Ranze
    By the way, Teacher,
    what brings you here today?
[05:57] Barna
    It's about my academy.
[05:57] Guscle
    Muscle!
[06:01] Seiichi
    His academy? Does Barna-san...
[06:04] Florio
    Yes, he's the principal of
    Barbador Magic Academy, as well.
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:29] ---
    Murmur...
[06:32] ---
    Murmur...
[06:35] Kannazuki
    Now just walking around the academy*
    gets us unpleasant stares.
[06:40] Kannazuki
    This must the doing of
    Kisaragi and the others.
[06:44] Kannazuki
    I'm worried about our future.
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
SIGN    Murmur...
[06:49] Ranze
    Teacher...
[06:50] Ranze
    Is this about the Kaiser Empire's
    heroes enrolling in the academy?
[06:56] Barna
    Correct.
[06:57] Barna
    Ever since the heroes from
    another world joined,
[07:00] Barna
    there have been endless troubles.
[07:03] Seiichi
    From another world?
[07:06] Seiichi
    Does he mean...
[07:07] Soldier
    Your Majesty!
[07:09] Soldier
    I bring an urgent message
    from the forest guards!
[07:13] Ranze
    What is it?
[07:14] Soldier
    A huge horde of monsters has
    appeared in the neighboring forest!
[07:18] Soldier
    They are invading Telbert!
[07:22] Ranze
    What?
[07:23] Ranze
    How many are there?
[07:25] Soldier
    Roughly 5,000.
[07:30] Soldier
    But all of them are said to boss-level!
[07:34] Ranze
    5,000 boss-level monsters?!
[07:36] Barna
    Calm down, Ranze.
[07:38] Barna
    This nation has its mighty
    Valkyries, does it not?
[07:42] Ranze
    Actually, right now...
[07:49] Louise
    The border...
[07:50] Lorna
    They're literally covering the landscape.
[07:53] Claudia
    They're quite strong, too.
[07:57] BlackPaladin
    It's unusual for the servants
    of darkness to amass like this.
[08:02] Louise
    That's true.
[08:03] BP
    I destroyed a number of
    them before you arrived,
[08:08] BP
    but they keep springing up endlessly.
[08:12] Louise
    Meaning we'll have to attack all-out with
    more force than they can recover from.
[08:17] BP
    Indeed.
[08:19] BP
    Let's exterminate them.
[08:21] BP
    So badly that they won't even reincarnate.
[08:26] Claudia
    Louise-sama, the squad is already prepared.
[08:30] Lorna
    It's time.
[08:31] Louise
    You're right.
[08:39] BP
    Oh? The Water God's Rapier?
[08:43] BP
    Still such a beautiful blade.
[08:45] Lorna
    Enchanting.
[09:00] Louise
    Here we go.
[09:08] Louise
    Water God Slash!
[09:13] Louise
    Take this!
[09:19] Claudia
    Valkyries!
[09:20] Lorna
    Charge!
[09:36] Louise
    Impressive.
[09:37] BP
    Same to you.
[09:39] BP
    We might be able to exterminate
    them more quickly than I thought.
[09:42] Valkyries
    Louise-sama!
[09:44] Valkyries
    We just received a messenger!
[09:46] Valkyries
    They say a big horde of monsters
    is invading the royal capital!
[09:49] Louise
    What?!
[09:51] Louise
    His Majesty!
[09:58] Helio
    Behold!
[09:59] Helio
    We've forced the Knight of Swords and the
    Black Paladin to get stuck at the border!
[10:06] Kreis
    Meanwhile, Telbert's left empty.
[10:09] Kreis
    It'll fall easily.
[10:12] Helio
    But there are still some
    troublesome ones there.
[10:16] Kreis
    Hmph. They can struggle all they like,
[10:19] Kreis
    but they'll still be as babes
    before our overwhelming numbers!
[10:23] Helio
    That's true.
[10:24] Helio
    Let's enjoy the show as they are overrun.
[10:28] Both
    All is for the Demon Lord!
[10:44] Artoria
    I've been an adventurer for a long time now,
[10:46] Artoria
    but I've never seen this many at once.
[10:49] Seiichi
    And all of them are boss-level, huh?
[10:54] Saria
    Seiichi! Let's do our best!
[10:56] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah!
[10:59] Seiichi
    Speaking of Saria,
[11:00] Seiichi
    how is she going to fight
    while in human form?
[11:05] Seiichi
    S-Surely she wouldn't...
[11:08] Lulune
    Master...
[11:13] Lulune
    Master, I'm scared!
[11:18] Seiichi
    Yeah... I guess you would be.
[11:21] Seiichi
    It makes sense that fighting
    would be scary, right?
[11:24] Lulune
    If we can't defend the royal capital,
[11:27] Lulune
    that and that will be all gone,
    and I won't be able to eat them anymore!
[11:32] Seiichi
    That's what you're afraid of?!
[11:34] Lulune
    I couldn't bear that!
[11:38] Lulune
    I'd even kick a god to death
    for the sake of good food!
[11:46] Seiichi
    That's kind of scary.
[11:50] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan.
[11:52] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan?
[11:54] Saria
    That's right, Lulune-chan. You managed
    to defeat that giant wolf, too.
[11:54] Oliga
    I like this country where
    I can live with all of you.
[12:01] Oliga
    So I'll do my best.
[12:03] Oliga
    Hopefully my power can help you all.
[12:06] Seiichi
    Thank you, Oliga-chan.
[12:08] Seiichi
    But I do have one request for you.
[12:11] Oliga
    What?
[12:12] Seiichi
    Make sure you don't overexert yourself.
[12:16] Oliga
    Got it.
[12:18] Oliga
    O-Onii-chan...
[12:22] Oliga
    When we're done, will you pet my head?
[12:28] Seiichi
    Yeah, it's a promise!
[12:32] Pacifier
    Monshters!
[12:34] Pacifier
    I'll keel all ub you!
[12:41] Destroyer
    I'll destroy everything!
[12:46] Seiichi
    Don't destroy it!
[12:48] Trenchcoat
    Oh, there they are, swarming about.
[12:52] Trenchcoat
    I'll show them my power
    and my big, glorious di**!
[12:59] Trenchcoat
    Hey! They're zooming the camera out too far!
[13:01] Seiichi
    Of course they are!
[13:03] Seiichi
    Just close your coat already!
[13:05] Seiichi
    Where'd you come from?!
[13:09] Mohawk
    I'll make you regret messing with us,
[13:11] Mohawk
    right down to the marrow of your bones,
    and the marrow of your pelvis!
[13:17] Seiichi
    They may look bad, but they're strong, too.
[13:24] Guscle
    Our adventurer's guild
[13:26] Guscle
    is a gathering place for those
    with overflowing desire!
[13:31] Eris
    Greed! Avarice! Bring it on!
[13:35] Guscle
    We've pursued our desires,
    despite the constant scorn of the soldiers!
[13:41] Eris
    No one can stop our desire!
[13:47] Claude
    Good grief.
[13:48] Claude
    This has turned rather outrageous.
[13:54] Soldier
    Reporting!
[13:56] Soldier
    The monsters have begun marching on Telbert!
[14:00] Eris
    They're finally here.
[14:03] Guscle
    All right, everyone!
[14:04] Guscle
    Follow me!
[14:08] Guscle
    Go, go, muscle!
[14:11] Seiichi
    Seriously?!
[14:17] Guscle
    Unleash the pathos of your muscles!
[14:21] Guscle
    That is...
[14:23] Guscle
    my justice!
[14:29] Guscle
    Muscle!
[14:37] Seiichi
    Why are you all joining them?!
[14:39] Seiichi
    I need to get going, too!
[14:41] Barna
    Wait a moment, Seiichi-kun.
[14:44] Barna
    There's no need to hurry.
[14:47] Barna
    Just watch.
[14:51] Guscle
    Prepare yourselves, monsters!
[15:08] Guscle
    Muscle!
[15:18] Eris
    Guscle-san, don't think you
    let your guard down too much?
[15:23] Guscle
    I got a bit too excited
    with all the eyes on me!
[15:27] Guscle
    Now to refocus and try again.
[15:32] Guscle
    100% of 100% Full Power!
[15:39] Guscle
    Pure strength that has surpassed skill.
[15:42] Guscle
    That is muscle power!
[15:44] Seiichi
    So that's Guscle's true power...
[15:48] Barna
    He's the Guild Master for a reason.
[15:51] Eris
    Now, you masochistic monsters!
[15:54] Eris
    Writhe in immoral pleasure!
[15:58] Eris
    Let me give you a reward!
[16:00] Eris
    Onirock Whip!
[16:06] Eris
    I'll drive you mad!
[16:08] Seiichi
    Pink Ranger...
[16:11] Sucker
    If you all keep me
[16:13] Sucker
    from enjoying my milk play,
[16:17] Sucker
    you'll take wesponsibiwity!
[16:23] Trenchcoat
    My turn now!
[16:25] Trenchcoat
    Take that! I'm spinning more than usual!
[16:31] Seiichi
    A pervert's attacks sure are different.
[16:36] Destroyer
    I'll destroy everything!
[16:42] Seiichi
    That's just impossible!
[16:49] Claude
    I will defend the peace of Telbert!
[16:52] Seiichi
    Claude!
[16:54] Seiichi
    Finally, someone reasonable!
[16:56] Claude
    Compared to the guys in the guild,
[16:59] Claude
    the monsters are almost adorable!
[17:01] Mohawk
    What's that?!
[17:02] Mohawk
    These guys are way more adorable!
[17:05] Claude
    How so?!
[17:06] Punk
    What?! You bastard!
[17:08] Punk
    Want us to force your gate open?
[17:12] Mohawk
    The secret art passed down
    within our rose clan!
[17:17] Seiichi
    Rose clan?!
[17:20] Three
    Rose Fist!
[17:34] Mohawk
    Follow me, men!
[17:41] Seiichi
    That was kind of cool, but...
[17:51] Noahd
    My, a Beast King?
[17:56] Noahd
    My apologies,
[17:58] Noahd
    but I'll be taking your life.
[18:09] Noahd
    Rest in peace.
[18:12] Seiichi
    He's strong!
[18:14] Ranze
    As expected from the legendary assassin.
[18:17] Seiichi
    Huh? He wasn't just an ordinary café owner?!
[18:20] Ranze
    Oh, he is now.
[18:25] Seiichi
    Saria! Are you okay?!
[18:28] Saria
    All right! I'll do my best!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Only her arm is a gorilla's?!
[18:34] Saria
    One, two!
[18:41] Saria
    Gorilla Knuckle!
[18:49] Artoria
    Hey!
[18:51] Artoria
    Ice Prison!
[18:56] Barna
    Oh, that's one of the
    highest-grade ice spells!
[18:59] Seiichi
    Weren't you asleep?
[19:09] Artoria
    What do you think of my magic?
[19:11] Seiichi
    Yay, Ar!
[19:19] Lulune
    Anyone who gets in the way of me walking
    and eating with Master has no right to live!
[19:26] Lulune
    Lulunelion Shot!
[19:33] Oliga
    298, 299, 300!
[19:40] Oliga
    Pet me!
[19:42] Seiichi
    A-As expected from a former assassin.
[19:45] Barna
    Well, I do believe it's time now.
[19:49] Barna
    Go on and die!
[19:51] Barna
    Chaos Rain!
[20:09] Barna
    There certainly are a lot of them.
[20:12] Barna
    In that case...
[20:14] Barna
    Chaos Tornado!
[20:34] Seiichi
    He's controlling it so it won't hit
    our allies, even with so much force.
[20:39] Barna
    I've still got it in me!
[20:43] Seiichi
    This guy is quite the monster.
[20:47] Guscle
    Everyone! Let's push on and settle this!
[20:51] All
    Yeah!
[20:55] Seiichi
    I didn't even need to do anything.
[21:01] Announcer
    Emergency report! Emergency report!
[21:03] Announcer
    Another horde of monsters has
    appeared deep within the forest!
[21:06] Announcer
    They're all big-boss-grade monsters!
[21:09] Barna
    Wh-What?!
[21:10] Barna
    All are big-boss-grade?!
[21:13] Announcer
    The new horde of monsters is
    double the size of this one!
[21:17] Announcer
    They're on a direct path toward Telbert!
[21:23] Seiichi
    Though we were convinced of victory,
    the creeping waves
[21:26] Seiichi
    of destruction marched on.
[21:28] Seiichi
    The true battle for the
    future of this country
[21:31] Seiichi
    was about to begin.
[23:06] Saria
    The castle's baths are
    the best, aren't they?
[23:08] Lulune
    The scenery's great,
    and it feels so open and free.
[23:12] Artoria
    Hey, don't swim in the bath!
[23:14] Artoria
    By they way, are we not
    doing the usual thing?
[23:16] Saria
    Oh!
[23:18] Oliga
    Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)
     Mana: 1698300 (100 )
     Attack: 1644000 (100 )
     Defense: 1667000 (100 )
     Agility: 1690000 (100 )
     Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )
     Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )
     Luck: 1610000 (100 )
     Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100
     Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
    Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
    Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
     Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
    Intimidation Resistance.
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal.
    Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.
     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
    Comprehend All Languages.
     Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
     Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
    Composite Magic.
     Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master.
     Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
    Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
    One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
     High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
    Bracelet of the Night.
     Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
    Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless.
    King of Men.
[23:21] Artoria
    Hey, did Seiichi do anything today?
[23:24] Lulune
    Now that you mention it, he was just
    watching from atop the tower the whole time.
[23:28] Oliga
    Barna-san fell asleep.
[23:30] Saria
    That's kind of cute.
[23:33] (Flashback) Barna
    Oh, yes.
[23:35] Saria
    The battle against the monsters
    is reaching its climax!
[23:39] Saria
    Then it comes time to bid farewell.
[23:42] Saria
    Next time: "Before I Knew It,
    It's the Final Episode!?"
SIGN    Next Time
    Before I Knew It, It's The Final Episode!?
[23:45] Saria
    Seiichi!
[23:46] Saria
    I'll be with you forever!

Season 1

E12 - Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!?

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[00:00] Seiichi
    My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
    I'm a second-year in high school.
[00:05] Seiichi
    I ate some Fruit of Evolution
    in another world
[00:07] Seiichi
    and got an invincible, OP physique!
[00:11] Seiichi
    There was a huge battle with monsters
    that had suddenly appeared.
[00:15] Seiichi
    But thanks to everyone's perverse levels
    of strength, they were quickly defeated!
[00:22] Seiichi
    Or so we thought,
[00:23] Seiichi
    but there are still more enemies popping up?!
[00:27] Seiichi
    What on earth is happening
    to my life in another world?!
[00:34] Barnabus
    There are so many of them!
[00:37] Barnabus
    And while I only occasionally caught glimpses
    of S-Rank monsters in the last horde...
[00:42] Seiichi
    Now they're swarming us with
    nothing but S-Rank monsters?
[00:47] Barnabus
    Yes.
[01:04] Underlings
    You bastards!
[01:09] Artoria
    These guys are strong!
[01:14] Ranze
    This is bad.
[01:15] Ranze
    We're being pushed back now.
[01:19] Seiichi
    What should I do?
[01:21] Seiichi
    I could create a wide-range
    spell to defeat the monsters...
[01:25] Seiichi
    But a spell that's wide-range,
[01:28] Seiichi
    not indiscriminate,
    and defeats only the monsters?
[01:32] Seiichi
    How am I supposed to...
[01:36] Seiichi
    I know!
[01:38] Barnabus
    Seiichi-kun?
[01:40] Seiichi
    I've got it!
[01:42] Seiichi
    I know the ultimate spell to
    break through this all at once!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution:
SIGN     Before I Knew It,
    
    My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!?
[03:16] Barnabus
    The ultimate spell, you say?
[03:20] Seiichi
    Envision it.
[03:22] Seiichi
    A spell that attacks a
    wide range from overhead,
[03:25] Seiichi
    one that works as if it were God's judgment!
[03:35] Ranze
    Seiichi?
[03:42] Seiichi
    Judgment!
[03:55] Seiichi
    H-Huh?
[03:58] Barnabus
    Seiichi-kun?
[04:02] Seiichi
    I'm so embarrassed!
[04:04] Seiichi
    Why won't it activate?!
[04:10] Barnabus
    Eh? This is...
[04:14] Voice
    Now, let there be justice!
[04:24] Seiichi
    Huh?
[04:25] Voice
    Skill: Magic Creation activated.
[04:28] ---
    As a result, Seiichi Magic:
    Judgment has been created.
[04:35] Seiichi
    Thank goodness. It's only hitting
    the enemies, like I envisioned.
[04:44] Guscle
    This is a divine blessing!
[04:48] Guscle
    Ecstasy!
[04:49] Eris
    More! Give me more!
[04:53] Seiichi
    Let's see... Seiichi Magic: Judgment...
[04:56] Seiichi
    A spell that calls the light of judgment down
[04:59] Seiichi
    upon all the user recognizes as harmful.
[05:01] Seiichi
    Harmful?
[05:04] Seiichi
    Harmful?
[05:05] Eris
    More! Yes, more!
[05:08] Seiichi
    Harmful, huh?
[05:10] Seiichi
    Makes sense.
[05:11] Seiichi
    Sorry.
[05:15] Oliga
    Is it over?
[05:17] Artoria
    He wiped out that many
    monsters in an instant?
[05:21] Lulune
    That's my master!
[05:23] Saria
    Everyone! We won!
[05:30] Kreis
    What?!
[05:32] Kreis
    What happened?!
[05:34] Kreis
    You monsters! For the Great Devil!
[05:38] Voice
    Judgment!
[05:46] Barnabus
    S-Seiichi-kun, you...
[05:51] Seiichi
    Er, well...
[05:53] Voice
    You leveled up.
[05:57] Seiichi
    No way!
[05:59] Voice
    You leveled up.
[06:00] Voice
    You leveled up.
[06:02] Voice
    You level-level-level—
[06:04] Voice
    lev-lev-lev-lev-lev...
[06:05] Seiichi
    Stop it!
[06:06] Seiichi
    Don't make me even less human!
[06:10] Voice
    leveled...
[06:11] Ranze
    Are you okay?
[06:15] Voice
    You have leveled up.
[06:18] Seiichi
    It's polite now?
[06:21] Voice
    Since you have acquired a
    great quantity of skills,
[06:23] Voice
    I have taken the liberty to combine the
    various categories of skills into new skills.
[06:31] Seiichi
    I don't need more cheats!
[06:34] Ranze
    You're incredible, Seiichi!
[06:37] Ranze
    Please continue to use your
    power to defend our nation!
[06:40] Ranze
    I'm going to go check on
    the damage to the walls.
[06:44] Ranze
    Let's take another bath together later!
[06:48] Seiichi
    Ranze-san...
[06:50] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[06:52] Saria
    What's wrong? Are you okay?
[06:54] Seiichi
    I'm fine, I'm fine.
[06:56] Artoria
    Hey, what was that magic you just used?
[06:59] Artoria
    Your Status display is false, isn't it?
[07:02] Seiichi
    Well...
[07:03] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan.
[07:06] Seiichi
    What's up, Oliga-chan?
[07:08] Oliga
    You promised. Pet my head?
[07:12] Seiichi
    All right.
[07:14] Seiichi
    You did a good job.
[07:16] Barnabus
    Seiichi-kun...
[07:18] Barnabus
    Pet my head?
[07:21] Seiichi
    I-I'd rather not!
[07:23] Barnabus
    That's not what I meant! Seiichi-kun!
[07:27] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[07:29] Barnabus
    Would you come to my academy
    and become a teacher?!
[07:34] Seiichi
    Huh?
[07:46] Kannazuki
    I just can't get used to those looks.
[07:50] Kenji
    Jeez, isn't there anything
    we can do about this?
[07:56] Shouta
    Is that... Seto?
[08:04] Seiichi
    Uh...
[08:05] Barnabus
    How about it?!
[08:07] Artoria
    Seiichi, a teacher?
[08:09] Seiichi
    Um... why would you want me?
[08:12] Barnabus
    That spell you just used
    to wipe out those monsters
[08:16] Barnabus
    was your own original spell, wasn't it?!
[08:18] Barnabus
    Such a powerful spell, yet so precise!
[08:21] Barnabus
    It's well beyond even me, the Transcendent!
[08:27] Seiichi
    Beyond the Transcendent?
[08:29] Saria
    The Super Transcendent!
[08:31] Barnabus
    I have such a person right
    here before my eyes!
[08:34] Barnabus
    Could you please teach me
    how to use such power?!
[08:38] Seiichi
    I-I understand what you're
    trying to say, Barna-san!
[08:41] Barnabus
    Then you'll come to my academy?!
[08:44] Seiichi
    I-I can't make that decision yet.
[08:47] Barnabus
    Why not?!
[08:49] Seiichi
    First off, I promised Louise that
[08:51] Seiichi
    I wouldn't leave the royal capital
    until the Valkyries returned.
[08:56] Barnabus
    I see.
[09:00] Seiichi
    Second, I...
[09:01] Seiichi
    I don't want to be apart
    from my friends over there.
[09:05] Barnabus
    Then how about this?
[09:08] Barnabus
    Saria-kun can come as a student,
[09:10] Barnabus
    that adventurer can come as a fellow teacher,
[09:14] Artoria
    It's study time.
[09:16] Barnabus
    that young lady who kicked the monsters away
[09:17] Lulune
    Take that!
[09:19] Barnabus
    can come as either a student
    or a martial arts coach,
[09:22] Barnabus
    and that young lady there
    can come as your assistant.
[09:27] Seiichi
    If you're willing to do all that for us,
    then I'm not against it, but...
[09:32] Saria
    I'm totally okay with it!
[09:34] Saria
    An academy sounds fun!
[09:37] Artoria
    I don't really mind, either.
[09:39] Artoria
    Wherever you are is where
    I belong, after all.
[09:42] Lulune
    I was always your knight!
[09:45] Lulune
    Wherever you go, I shall follow!
[09:48] Oliga
    Yeah! If Seiichi-oniichan and the rest
    of you are going, then I'm going, too!
[09:53] Barnabus
    It's settled, then!
[09:55] Barnabus
    So we'll be departing after
    Louise returns. Is that all right?
[09:59] Seiichi
    Yes, that's fine.
[10:01] Others
    Yay!
[10:03] Seiichi
    I guess I'll finally have a school life again.
[10:07] ---
    Isn't this great?
[10:09] Seiichi
    I'm sure it'll be fun with
    Saria and the others around.
[10:16] Lulune
    Master!
[10:18] Lulune
    You're really taking me out
    to eat, just the two of us?!
[10:22] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[10:23] Seiichi
    We still have several days
    before Louise returns.
[10:26] Lulune
    Yay!
[10:28] Seiichi
    We had a few days before we would be
    departing for Barbador Magic Academy,
[10:33] Seiichi
    so I decided to spend them
    taking everyone on dates.
[10:38] Seiichi
    With everyone's consent, of course.
[10:45] Artoria
    S-Sorry to keep you waiting.
[10:46] Seiichi
    Nah, I hardly waited at—
[10:54] Seiichi
    Wh-Who's that?
[10:56] Artoria
    Well, shall we go?
[10:57] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah.
[11:21] Seiichi
    Now, today is...
[11:24] Saria
    Seiichi!
[11:25] Saria
    Let's go out together with Oliga-chan today!
[11:29] Seiichi
    Huh? Where's this coming from?
[11:31] Saria
    Well, I feel bad for Oliga-chan
    being left behind all the time.
[11:36] Saria
    So rather than just the two of us,
[11:38] Saria
    I'd like Oliga-chan to go out with us!
[11:42] Seiichi
    All right.
[11:42] Seiichi
    Shall the three of us head out, then?
[11:45] Oliga
    Yeah!
[11:51] Oliga
    It's fun going out with you, Saria-oneechan.
[11:54] Saria
    Really? I'm glad!
[11:56] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan.
[11:58] Seiichi
    Hmm? What is it?
[12:01] Oliga
    Hey...
[12:09] Kid
    Pass!
[12:10] Kid
    Hey, over here, over here!
[12:13] Saria
    Oliga-chan!
[12:15] Kid
    Hey! Now you've done it!
[12:15] Saria
    That's good. Oliga-chan
    looks like she's having fun.
[12:19] Kid
    That was too easy!
[12:19] Seiichi
    Saria...
[12:22] Seiichi
    A lot has happened, huh?
[12:24] Saria
    Yeah, a lot has happened.
[12:26] Seiichi
    Thank you.
[12:27] Saria
    Huh?
[12:28] Seiichi
    Thank you for falling in
    love with someone like me.
[12:31] Seiichi
    I love you, too.
[12:36] Saria
    You're welcome!
[12:39] Kid
    Look! He made her cry!
[12:44] Kid
    Bad man!
[12:45] Oliga
    Seiichi-oniichan! No!
[12:48] Seiichi
    Wha— Th-This is different!
[12:53] Kid
    Come play with us!
[12:55] Seiichi
    All right! I won't go easy on you!
[12:58] Saria
    I'm the one who should thank you, Seiichi.
[13:02] Seiichi
    There!
[13:05] Seiichi
    Wh-What's that?
[13:07] Oliga
    It's so big.
[13:12] Seiichi
    I think that's that one girl's...
[13:17] Announcer
    Thank you all for waiting patiently.
[13:19] Announcer
    We're now hosting the
    Charasty Painting Competition!
[13:27] Seiichi
    I'm looking forward to this.
[13:29] Announcer
    Now to introduce our judge.
[13:32] Announcer
    Here we have the talented artist,
    Master Painter Leon Berger-sama!
[13:36] Seiichi
    Huh? I feel like I've heard
    the name "Berger" before.
[13:40] Leon
    I'm looking forward to all the great
    pieces you've poured your passion into.
[13:48] Announcer
    Now we'd like to move on to the judging!
[13:52] Announcer
    First, the talented artist who's handily
    won countless art competitions,
[13:56] Announcer
    Clay Berger!
[14:00] Seiichi
    That's it!
[14:01] Seiichi
    Clay said his last name was Berger, too.
[14:04] Clay
    The title of my piece...
[14:07] Clay
    is "Art"!
[14:12] Seiichi
    What is with that painting?
[14:14] Artoria
    Seiichi, your friend can
    paint an amazing picture.
[14:19] Saria
    Yeah! It's such a pretty sun!
[14:22] Lulune
    It looks like a delicious apple to me!
[14:26] Seiichi
    Lulune, you never change...
[14:30] Clay
    This piece was created with
    my feelings toward art!
[14:34] Clay
    These passionate, blazing feelings...
[14:36] Clay
    They're just like the flames of a matchstick!
[14:40] Seiichi
    Wait, it's not a sun?!
[14:44] Announcer
    Now it's time for the final contestant,
[14:47] Announcer
    May Cherry-san!
[14:49] Announcer
    Please come forward.
[14:55] Seiichi
    May... She's walking with
    her arms and legs in sync.
[14:58] May
    Th-Th-Th-This is my piece!
[15:01] Seiichi
    Huh?
[15:02] Saria
    Wow!
[15:04] Seiichi
    That's...
[15:11] Spectator
    Wh-What a gallant figure.
[15:14] Spectator
    This is truly a hero that appears in legends.
[15:20] Mohawk
    What a hot guy.
[15:24] May
    Th-This painting is a depiction of
    the man who gave me the courage
[15:29] May
    to enter this competition.
[15:32] Seiichi
    It really is me.
[15:35] May
    The title is "Hero."
[15:38] May
    Thanks to him, I learned how
    important it is to face challenges.
[15:42] May
    He's my hero!
[15:44] Seiichi
    My ears are burning.
[15:47] Announcer
    Thank you very much.
[15:49] Announcer
    Now, let's proceed to the judging!
[15:55] May
    Oh, Seiichi-san.
[15:57] Seiichi
    Congratulations on winning first place.
[15:59] May
    Thank you so much!
[16:01] Seiichi
    I didn't really do anything, though.
[16:04] May
    Um, Seiichi-san...
[16:06] May
    Moments ago, I got an offer from Leon-sama...
[16:10] May
    and I think I'm going to go study
    painting in the city of art, Amuria.
[16:15] Seiichi
    Wow! That's an incredible offer!
[16:18] May
    So I'll be bidding farewell to this city soon.
[16:22] Seiichi
    I see. Well, I'll miss you.
[16:26] May
    Once I'm done studying art in Amuria,
[16:29] May
    would you let me paint
    you as my first painting?
[16:32] Seiichi
    I'd be happy to.
    Could I ask you to do that?
[16:35] May
    Yes! It's a promise!
[16:38] Clay
    May!
[16:40] Clay
    Grandpa Leon's calling for you.
[16:43] May
    Okay! I'm coming now!
[16:45] May
    Well, take care!
[16:47] Seiichi
    You too, May.
[16:55] Man
    It's the Valkyries!
[16:57] Man
    The Valkyries have returned!
[17:02] Louise
    Master!
[17:03] Louise
    Myself and the Valkyries have returned!
[17:07] Seiichi
    Welcome back.
[17:09] Lorna
    Hey! Seiichi-san!
[17:11] Claudia
    Come on, now, that's bad manners.
[17:15] Louise
    I heard from the messengers.
[17:17] Louise
    You'll be going to the
    academy with Barna-sama?
[17:21] Louise
    I wish I could go with you, too.
[17:23] Seiichi
    You need to protect this country, Louise.
[17:27] Seiichi
    Come pay us a visit sometime, though!
[17:29] Louise
    I will!
[17:32] Lester
    Hey, Kreis!
[17:34] Lester
    What are you looking so depressed over?
[17:38] Kreis
    Oh, it's you, Lester.
[17:39] Angrea
    The pig that's heaped failure
    upon failure has failed again?
[17:45] Kreis
    Angrea.
[17:50] Great Devil
    You delay my resurrection,
    my beloved apostles?
[17:56] Kreis
    My apologies!
[17:58] Kreis
    Presently, the apostles scattered
    throughout the lands
[18:02] Kreis
    are in the process of gathering the despair
    needed to sustain you, Great Devil.
[18:06] Great Devil
    Not enough!
[18:10] Great Devil
    Offer me more despair, death,
    misfortune, and chaos.
[18:17] Great Devil
    All such darkness shall become my blood
    and flesh, and bring about my return.
[18:22] Three
    Yes! All for the Great Devil!
[18:28] Kreis
    We need even richer despair
    to resurrect the Great Devil.
[18:34] Angrea
    Barbador Magic Academy.
[18:36] Kreis
    What? The Magic Academy?
[18:39] Angrea
    Children of royalty and aristocrats
    from around the world gather there.
[18:44] Angrea
    If we were to take the lives of
    children with such bright futures...
[18:51] Lester
    Sounds like we'd collect
    a huge load of despair!
[18:55] Kreis
    Then let us go.
[18:57] Kreis
    With the full force of our Great Devil Order!
[19:09] (Flashback) Airi
    Do you know Sei-chan?
[19:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Sei-chan?
[19:12] (Flashback) Shouta
    Was he summoned to this world, too?
[19:16] (Flashback) Airi
    Probably.
[19:17] (Flashback) Airi
    There are a lot of people at our school,
[19:20] (Flashback) Airi
    so I thought maybe you'd seen him in passing.
[19:23] (Flashback) Kenji
    Why are you looking for him?
[19:25] (Flashback) Airi
    Sei-chan doesn't have many friends,
[19:28] (Flashback) Airi
    so I figure he's in trouble.
[19:30] (Flashback) Airi
    That, and he saved me long ago.
[19:34] (Flashback) Airi
    So I'm returning the favor!
[19:37] (Flashback) Airi
    If you guys from the council
    happen to spot Sei-chan,
[19:41] (Flashback) Airi
    tell him Airin is looking for him.
[19:45] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Airin?
[19:46] (Flashback) Airi
    Well, that's all!
[19:48] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Hey, wait!
[19:51] Kannazuki
    Sei-chan, huh?
[20:03] Seiichi
    You've all taken really good care of me.
[20:06] Ranze
    Stay well, even while
    you're over there, Seiichi.
[20:09] Louise
    Master, I take pride in
    having you for a Master.
[20:13] Claudia
    A teacher, huh?
[20:15] Claudia
    Well, you'll do fine, I'm sure.
[20:18] Lorna
    You're just saying things.
[20:20] Claudia
    You're the last one I want to hear that from!
[20:23] Guscle
    Seiichi-kun!
[20:25] Guscle
    No matter what hardships you face ahead,
[20:29] Guscle
    your muscles will never betray you!
[20:32] Eris
    It'll all be fine.
[20:34] Eris
    Just turn all the pain into pleasure.
[20:39] Noahd
    Seiichi-san, take care.
[20:41] Noahd
    You're welcome at the café anytime.
[20:44] Claude
    Be careful.
[20:46] Claude
    We'll always be waiting for your return.
[20:49] Seiichi
    Thank you all!
[20:52] Seiichi
    All right, I'm heading out now!
[20:54] Saria
    Bye!
[20:55] Artoria
    Take care, everyone!
[20:57] All
    Goodbye!
[20:58] All
    Come back again!
[20:59] All
    We'll be waiting for you!
[21:01] Lulune
    New foods await me!
[21:01] Artoria
    See you again soon!
[21:03] Oliga
    Later.
[21:10] Seiichi
    This was the first town I
    visited when I didn't know
[21:13] Seiichi
    left from right in this new world.
[21:15] Seiichi
    The days I spent there are
    still burned into my eyes.
[21:19] Seiichi
    I never knew the world could be
    so vibrant and full of impact.
[21:27] Seiichi
    I truly want to thank all of you.
[21:29] Artoria
    What are you saying after all this time?
[21:31] Saria
    Honestly, thank you, Seiichi!
[21:48] Barnabus
    Do you miss it?
[21:49] Seiichi
    Huh?
[21:51] Seiichi
    It was a pleasant city that gave
    even me a kind, warm welcome.
[21:57] Saria
    Seiichi...
[21:59] Seiichi
    But it's not like I'm
    bidding farewell forever.
[22:03] Seiichi
    I plan to show them I'm doing
    well after I've grown some more!
[22:07] Barnabus
    Good.
[22:08] Barnabus
    We're almost at Barbador Magic Academy.
[22:11] Barnabus
    I'm counting on you, Seiichi-kun!
[22:14] Seiichi
    Right!
[22:17] Seiichi
    I don't know what kind of
    school life awaits me,
[22:21] Seiichi
    but as long as we're all together,
[22:23] Seiichi
    we can overcome any hardship!
[22:30] Seiichi
    Wh-Who are you?
[22:33] Man
    You don't know of me?
[22:35] Man
    Then I shall tell you!
[22:37] Man
    I am the hero of justice,
[22:39] Man
    Gargand of Certain Victory!
[22:42] Man
    Remember that!
[22:46] Bird
    Idiot, idiot.
[22:48] Seiichi
    There's yet another new weirdo...
[22:52] Seiichi
    What's going to happen to
    my life in another world?!
[23:00] Man
    Have no fear!
[23:02] Seiichi
    You're not one to talk!
SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi
     Race: Human (Human)
     Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)
     Age: 17 (17) Level: 20 (20)
     Mana: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Agility: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Magic Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Magic Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Luck: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )
     Charm: Please Get The Hint (200
     Personal Skills:
     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
     Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
     World Vision. Perseverance. Emotional. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
     Skills:
     Attack: Combat Skill
     Resistance: Perfect Resistance
     Movement: Instant Movement.
     Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).
     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
    Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
     Support: Omit Chant. Composite Magic.
    Mass Activation.
     Magic:
     Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master.
    Dark Magic: Master.
     Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.
     Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Light Magic: Master
     Non-Element Magic: Master Wind Magic: Master
     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic. Liberation Magic. Seiichi Magic
     Special Magic: Magic Creation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
     Ultimate Skills:
     Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
     Martial Art:
     Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
     Equipment:
     High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.
    High Quality Undershirt.
    High Quality Briefs.
     Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
    Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
     Necklace of Endless Love.
    Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
     Titles:
     Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
    Peak of All.
     Tactless. King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic. Instakiller.
     Nightmare of All Monsters.
    Man Who Dominated the World.
[23:10] Saria
    Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!
[23:14] Seiichi
    Hey, Saria, do we even need this
    segment in the final episode?
[23:18] ---
    Huh?
[23:21] Seiichi
    Also, who is this guy that appeared
    in the final episode?!
[23:25] Saria
    You'll just have to look
    forward to more next time!
[23:28] Seiichi
    Huh?! There's going to be more?!
[23:31] Seiichi
    Don't just laugh it off!
[23:33] Seiichi
    You have to be clear about that stuff!
[23:38] Gargand
    Next time, I'm the main character!
[23:40] Seiichi
    Seriously?!
[23:42] Seiichi
    What's going to happen to
    my life in another world?!
[23:46] Saria
    See you again!
SIGN    Fin!?

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It,
    My Life Had It Made
[00:03] Saria
    Seiichi!
[00:04] Saria
    The Fruit of Evolution 2 is finally starting!
[00:06] Seiichi
    It sure is, Saria.
[00:07] Seiichi
    Wait, what is this setup?!
[00:09] Seiichi
    What's evolved here, exactly?!
[00:10] Saria
    Well, our feelings?
[00:12] Seiichi
    It's not an issue of feelings!
[00:13] Saria
    Then... motivation?
[00:14] Seiichi
    Have that from the start!
[00:16] Saria
    Well, then...
[00:17] Saria
    The protagonist has changed?
[00:18] Seiichi
    No, we're starring in this, too!
[00:19] Saria
    Then look forward to seeing what
    actually evolved in the show!
[00:22] Seiichi
    Now, The Fruit of Evolution 2...
[00:24] Saria
    ...begins at last!
[01:09] Destra
    Is that all your strength
    amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
[01:33] Destra
    You can still avoid my attacks?
[01:47] Destra
    I've grown tired of this.
[01:49] Destra
    We're done here.
[01:52] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[01:59] Saria
    Don't touch my Seiichi!
[02:13] Destra
    Not bad.
[02:34] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi!
[02:41] Seiichi
    S-Saria...
[02:44] Seiichi
    I'm coming for you!
[02:51] Destra
    Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla.
[03:01] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[03:03] Seiichi
    Wait!
[03:14] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[03:38] Saria
    S-Seiichi...
[03:41] Saria
    When I'm a gorilla...
[03:43] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    Do you not like me?
[03:59] Seiichi
    H...
[04:01] Seiichi
    How beautiful!
[04:02] Seiichi
    Can I get my hopes up this time?!
[04:05] Artoria
    Seiichi, what's wrong?
[04:07] Lulune
    Your face is all stiff.
[04:10] Oliga
    Onii-chan, are you okay?
[04:12] Saria
    Did you have a bad dream?
[04:15] Seiichi
    A dream, huh?
[04:19] Seiichi
    I'm fine, Saria.
[04:23] Seiichi
    What was that dream about?
[04:26] Barnabus
    Everyone, behold!
[04:34] Lulune
    Thambuli!
[04:36] Barnabus
    That's your new home!
[04:39] Barnabus
    Barbador Magic Academy!
[04:42] Saria
    Wow!
[04:44] Saria
    Isn't this exciting, Seiichi?
[04:46] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[04:50] Seiichi
    So this is where I'll
    start my new second life.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy!
[06:48] Barnabus
    Come, come, I'll show you around.
[06:50] Barnabus
    This way.
[06:55] Saria
    I heard it creaking!
[06:57] Oliga
    Wow!
[06:58] Lulune
    What will they be feeding us here?
[07:01] Artoria
    We're not here to play around!
[07:07] Barnabus
    As the name suggests,
    Barbador Magic Academy
[07:10] Barnabus
    is where students seeking to
    master magic have gathered,
[07:14] Barnabus
    creating the world's leading magic city.
[07:18] Saria
    There are all kinds of shops here.
[07:21] Seiichi
    So it's not just an academy, then.
[07:23] Lulune
    Master!
[07:25] Lulune
    Look! They're selling bakudan, too!
SIGN    J
    i
    b
    a
    k
    u
SIGN    B
    a
    k
    u
    d
    a
    n
SIGN    Delicious
[07:30] Lulune
    Delicious! Delicious!
[07:32] Seiichi
    You never change, Lulune.
[07:35] Barnabus
    Hey!
[07:36] Barnabus
    The entrance to the academy is over here!
[07:40] Oliga
    Let's go!
[07:41] Seiichi
    Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited?
[07:41] Lulune
    Huh?! We're not eating?!
[07:44] Artoria
    If you keep being a glutton,
    you'll get left behind!
[07:59] Kenji
    We're complete outcasts now.
[08:02] Shouta
    Yeah.
[08:03] Shouta
    Everyone here views those of us who were
    summoned from another world as enemies.
[08:09] Kenji
    Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do?
[08:15] Kannazuki
    It's coming!
[08:17] Kenji
    Huh? Wh-What's coming?
[08:19] Kannazuki
    I'm not sure,
[08:20] Kannazuki
    but I picked up a very nostalgic smell.
[08:23] Shouta
    Huh? You mean...
[08:25] Kannazuki
    It's Seiichi-kun!
[08:27] Kenji
    Huh? Seiichi?
[08:30] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun, are you already close by?
[08:35] Barnabus
    Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you
[08:37] Barnabus
    exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you.
[08:41] Seiichi
    That's right.
[08:42] Seiichi
    You only told me that you wanted
    me to be a teacher here.
[08:45] Barnabus
    Yes.
[08:46] Barnabus
    Children of royalty and nobility
[08:49] Barnabus
    from many different nations
    come to this academy.
[08:52] Barnabus
    Among them, we also have some
    who are from another world.
[08:57] Seiichi
    Does he mean...
[09:04] Barnabus
    They enrolled as hero candidates
    from the Kaiser Empire,
[09:09] Barnabus
    but their latent abilities are so strong
[09:13] Barnabus
    that they've been ostracized
    by our current students,
[09:15] Barnabus
    and there's no end to their quarrels.
[09:20] Seiichi
    That's how they're being treated?
[09:24] Barnabus
    However, we don't know how the
    Kaiser Empire will respond
[09:28] Barnabus
    if our academy punishes the hero candidates.
[09:32] Barnabus
    So, Seiichi-kun...
[09:33] Barnabus
    Bang! Your duty is to become the savior
    who maintains order at this academy!
[09:41] Seiichi
    Savior?!
[09:50] Seiichi
    Water...
[09:52] Saria
    Seiichi, you're so cool!
[09:55] Seiichi
    You are already d—
[09:57] Seiichi
    Would younger kids even get that one?
[09:59] Telop
    Ask your mother or father.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 304 l 0 304
SIGN    Ask
    your
    mother
    or
    father.
[10:02] Barnabus
    So on that note, I'd like you to
    train up talented students,
[10:06] Barnabus
    ones capable of matching
    the hero candidates!
[10:09] Saria
    Good luck, Seiichi!
[10:11] Seiichi
    I wonder if I'm capable of
    something so ambitious.
[10:15] Artoria
    So, what should we join this academy as?
[10:19] Barnabus
    Don't worry.
[10:21] Barnabus
    I've prepared the perfect posts
    for you all at the academy!
[10:25] Barnabus
    First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun,
[10:29] Barnabus
    you'll be enrolling as students!
[10:34] Saria
    What do you think, Seiichi?
[10:36] Lulune
    Do we look good, Master?
[10:38] Seiichi
    S-So cute!
[10:38] Barnabus
    So cute!
[10:40] Saria
    Hearing Seiichi compliment me
[10:43] Saria
    makes my... my...
[10:46] Saria (Gorilla)
    my heart feel like bursting!
[10:48] Seiichi
    You're just bursting through your uniform!
[10:51] Barnabus
    Next up, Artoria-kun...
[10:55] Barnabus
    You'll be the Adventuring instructor
[10:57] Barnabus
    who teaches students what every
    adventurer needs to know!
[11:02] Artoria
    Want to go adventuring with your teacher?
[11:06] Barnabus
    Now, there's no resisting that!
[11:10] Artoria
    Don't make me say weird things!
[11:12] Barnabus
    Next, Oliga-kun...
[11:15] Barnabus
    will be Seiichi-kun's assistant!
[11:17] Oliga
    Professor, experiment with me!
[11:21] Seiichi
    Moe!
[11:22] Barnabus
    I will! I will!
[11:24] Artoria
    Don't make Oliga do weird things, either!
[11:28] Barnabus
    Blasting off!
[11:32] Seiichi
    Salute, Barna-san!
[11:37] Barnabus
    So anyway, everyone, do your best!
[11:40] Saria
    Yes, sir!
[11:42] Artoria
    Jeez.
[11:43] Lulune
    Now, let's head to the cafeteria first!
[11:46] Oliga
    You're eating again? You're such a glutton.
[11:48] Lulune
    Glutton? That sounds yummy!
[11:50] Seiichi
    I'll be a teacher, huh?
[11:51] Artoria
    Would you two cut it out?!
[11:53] Seiichi
    You never know what will happen in life.
[11:57] Seiichi
    I used to get bullied,
[12:00] Seiichi
    but then I was suddenly
    transported to this world,
[12:04] Seiichi
    where I had a gorilla
    challenge me to a fight,
[12:07] Seiichi
    propose to me,
[12:10] Seiichi
    and become my bride.
[12:12] Seiichi
    Then I met lots of beautiful women,
[12:14] Seiichi
    and before I knew it, I had it made.
[12:17] Seiichi
    I fought a dark knight and a dragon.
[12:20] Seiichi
    I got welcomed into an eccentric guild.
[12:22] (Flashback) Guscle
    ...muscle!
[12:27] Seiichi
    I fought...
[12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk
    Shall we do it?
[12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm good!
[12:33] Seiichi
    ...and fought.
[12:42] Seiichi
    So much stuff happened.
[12:45] Seiichi
    When I get back, I'm re-watching last season.
[12:49] Seiichi
    But all of that started
[12:52] Seiichi
    when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution.
[12:59] Seiichi
    It tasted awful.
[13:01] Barnabus
    Now then, Seiichi-kun...
[13:03] Barnabus
    Let's start by heading to Class F,
    the class you'll be taking over.
[13:07] Seiichi
    Class F?
[13:10] Barnabus
    Yes.
[13:11] Barnabus
    They're quite the collection
    of problem children.
[13:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:15] Seiichi
    Problem children?
[13:17] Barnabus
    Please, use your talents to—
[13:20] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[13:30] Beatrice
    You've finally returned, Principal?
[13:32] Barnabus
    Peel, peel...
[13:37] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:53] Artoria
    Who are you?
[13:55] Barnabus
    B-B-B-Beatrice-kun...
[13:58] Beatrice
    Principal!
[13:59] Beatrice
    Where have you been wandering
[14:01] Beatrice
    all this time, without
    permission from us teachers?
[14:04] Barnabus
    W-W-Well...
[14:06] Beatrice
    There's a mountain of backed-up
    paperwork that needs your attention.
[14:12] Barnabus
    I-It's not what you think...
[14:14] Beatrice
    Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[14:16] Barnabus
    I was working for the good of the academy...
[14:19] Beatrice
    Ah, for the academy?
[14:21] Barnabus
    Yes! Exactly!
[14:23] Beatrice
    If you truly care about this academy,
[14:26] Beatrice
    please start going through the mountain
    of backed-up paperwork before you.
[14:29] Beatrice
    Be sure to go over every single
    page before you sign them.
[14:34] Barnabus
    Can I bounce them?
[14:39] Beatrice
    Guilty!
[14:50] Beatrice
    Now, let's get going.
[14:52] Seiichi
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[14:55] Barnabus
    Mountain...
[15:05] Seiichi
    U-Um...
[15:09] Beatrice
    I'm sorry about all that.
[15:12] Beatrice
    I'm the teacher formerly
    in charge of Class F,
[15:14] Beatrice
    Beatrice Rogner.
[15:17] Seiichi
    Huh? Of Class F?
[15:19] Beatrice
    Yes.
[15:20] Beatrice
    The principal has instructed me to support
    you as the class's assistant teacher.
[15:27] Seiichi
    I-I see.
[15:33] Beatrice
    Now, our new Adventuring
    instructor, Artoria-sensei,
[15:37] Beatrice
    and our new Class A student,
    Lulune-san, head this way.
[15:40] Lulune
    What?! I can't do that!
[15:42] Lulune
    I am Master's servant!
[15:44] Lulune
    I cannot be apart from my master!
[15:47] Beatrice
    By the way, the cafeteria you
    sought is located next to Class A.
[15:52] Lulune
    The cafeteria!
[15:56] Seiichi
    She's quick to change gears.
[15:59] Artoria
    Later, Seiichi.
[16:00] Artoria
    Let's both do our best.
[16:02] Seiichi
    Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar.
[16:05] Saria
    Later!
[16:06] Beatrice
    Now, the rest of you, this way.
[16:09] Seiichi
    Um...
[16:11] Seiichi
    May I ask a question?
[16:13] Beatrice
    What is it?
[16:14] Seiichi
    You used to be in charge of Class F, right?
[16:19] Seiichi
    A-Are you okay working with me?
SIGN     Psst
    
    Psst

[16:24] Whispers
    Psst... Psst...
[16:24] Seiichi
    Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have?
[16:27] Seiichi
    Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?!
[16:29] Seiichi
    Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked!
[16:33] Beatrice
    I...
[16:37] Beatrice
    I wasn't able to help their talents bloom.
[16:44] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:45] Beatrice
    It's wrong to call them problem children.
[16:47] Beatrice
    They're all good children.
[16:51] Beatrice
    No matter what anyone else says,
    I have faith in them.
[16:55] Beatrice
    Faith that there's amazing talent
    lying within all of them.
[17:01] Seiichi
    Beatrice-san...
[17:03] Beatrice
    Also, if the principal has acknowledged you,
[17:06] Beatrice
    I'm sure you can raise them
    into wonderful students.
[17:16] Seiichi
    I understand.
[17:17] Seiichi
    I don't know how well I'll
    meet your expectations,
[17:20] Seiichi
    but I'll do my best.
[17:21] Saria
    Don't worry, Beatrice-san!
[17:24] Saria
    Seiichi is very kind!
[17:26] Saria
    He'll definitely make a great teacher!
[17:29] Oliga
    Yeah. Onii-chan is kind.
[17:33] Beatrice
    Right!
[17:41] Seiichi
    That being said...
[17:43] Seiichi
    I don't know if I can teach.
[17:46] Saria
    Seiichi!
[17:48] Seiichi
    Saria...
[17:49] Saria
    Do your best!
[17:55] Seiichi
    All right, here I go!
[18:02] Seiichi
    C'mon, that's too cliché!
[18:04] Seiichi
    And it's a wash basin,
    not a blackboard eraser?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 127 0 l 127 320 l 0 320
SIGN    Ask
    your
    grand-
    mother
    or
    grand-
    father.
[18:06] Telop2
    Ask your grandmother
    and grandfather.
[18:10] Seiichi
    It's all right!
[18:11] Seiichi
    Even Beatrice-san said
    they're all good kids!
[18:37] Seiichi
    Huh?
[18:54] Seiichi
    A-Are they...
[18:56] Seiichi
    Are they r-really good kids?!
[19:18] Saria (Gorilla)
    All the students of Class F are super unique.
[19:23] Saria (Gorilla)
    What will happen to Seiichi in the end?
[19:27] Seiichi
    What the hell?!
[19:42] Helio
    Our goal is the resurrection
    of the Great Devil.
[19:45] Helio
    However,
[19:46] Helio
    to achieve that, we need the negative
    emotions of mankind's despair.
[19:52] Helio
    Well, Kreis?
[19:54] Helio
    How is it going?
[19:58] Kreis
    Our Great Devil Order has
    devised a secret plan.
[20:02] Helio
    Oh? And that is?
[20:05] Kreis
    This time, we'll attack the
    Barbador Magic Academy.
[20:09] Helio
    I see.
[20:11] Helio
    So you'll take the lives of
    VIPs from all over the world.
[20:15] Kreis
    It's an effective tactic, right?
[20:18] Kreis
    And by contributing to the
    Great Devil's resurrection,
[20:21] Kreis
    I can prove my worth, as well.
[20:31] Kreis
    Wh-What is this?!
[20:38] Kreis
    Wh-Who are you?!
[20:43] Demioros
    You look like a roasted pig.
[20:46] Angrea
    What a pathetic little piglet.
[20:49] Kreis
    You're Demioros!
[20:51] Kreis
    And Angrea!
[20:53] Kreis
    What do you think you're doing here?!
[20:56] Demioros
    Nothing, really.
[20:58] Demioros
    We'll be the ones heading
    to Barbador Magic Academy.
[21:02] Kreis
    Wh-What?!
[21:04] Angrea
    We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig.
[21:08] Kreis
    Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage!
[21:11] Demioros
    There's no preparation needed.
[21:13] Demioros
    Not if we go.
[21:16] Angrea
    Then you'll be finished.
[21:22] Demioros
    Well, there you have it.
[21:24] Angrea
    Farewell, piglet.
[21:27] Kreis
    W-Wait!
[21:28] Kreis
    Please wait!
[21:30] Kreis
    If you're going,
[21:31] Kreis
    undo this before you leave!
[21:35] Kreis
    Please!
[21:39] Angrea
    I can't wait to see how the
    students of that academy
[21:44] Angrea
    will scream for me.
[21:48] Demioros
    All for the Great Devil's resurrection.
[23:35] Seiichi
    I finally start my job teaching classes!
[23:38] Seiichi
    Or so I thought, but then the
    students start hazing me!
[23:40] Seiichi
    But even those students
    harbor a serious problem!
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!"
SIGN    Next Time
    Being a Teacher Is Tough!
[23:45] Seiichi
    Let's all just get along!

Season 2

E2 - Being a Teacher is Tough

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[00:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi's party has arrived at Barbador
    Magic Academy with great excitement.
[00:07] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi and Artoria joined as teachers
[00:10] Saria (Gorilla)
    while Saria and Lulune joined as students,
[00:13] Saria (Gorilla)
    and Oliga joined as Seiichi's assistant.
[00:17] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi was tasked with saving the academy,
[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)
    and to that end, he was assigned to
    take on Beatrice's class, Class F.
[00:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    They were all incredibly unique students.
[00:47] Saria (Gorilla)
    Will Seiichi be able to guide them properly?
[00:51] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate lies in stores for Seiichi?
[01:07] Seiichi
    I-It's nice to m—
[01:10] Agnos
    Who the hell are you, huh?!
[01:13] Seiichi
    Y-You're too close.
[01:15] Agnos
    What're you starin' at? You wanna go, huh?
[01:19] Agnos
    Huh?!
[01:21] Seiichi
    Maybe I can't do this!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
[02:54] Agnos
    Don't you go ignoring me!
    You screwing with me?!
SIGN    Being a Teacher Is Tough!
[02:59] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun.
[03:08] Agnos
    Boss Lady Beatrice!
[03:16] Saria
    That had to hurt.
[03:18] Agnos
    Boss Lady, not the corner!
[03:22] Beatrice
    Please stop calling me that.
[03:24] Beatrice
    Besides, the one you were
    picking a fight with
[03:26] Beatrice
    is the new teacher in charge of you all.
[03:29] Agnos
    Wh-What?!
[03:31] Agnos
    He's our new teacher?!
[03:36] Seiichi
    Nice to meet you.
[03:37] Agnos
    Why is a brat like him—
[03:38] Agnos
    Brat! Brat!
[03:42] Seiichi
    How many revolutions is he going for?!
SIGN    10 Points
[03:48] Beatrice
    Silence.
[03:53] Beatrice
    As I've said, this is Seiichi-sensei,
    the teacher who will be taking over for me,
[03:59] Beatrice
    and his assistant, Oliga-san.
[04:04] Seiichi
    Huh? There's only four?
[04:07] Beatrice
    Class F has four students.
[04:10] Seiichi
    Uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
[04:15] Seiichi
    I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
[04:17] Seiichi
    but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
[04:21] Seiichi
    I-I hope we can get along.
[04:23] Oliga
    I'm Oliga.
[04:25] Oliga
    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    C-Cat Ears ♥
[04:29] Beatrice
    And this is Saria-san, who will
    be joining Class F starting today.
[04:34] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:35] Saria
    I hope we can all be friends!
[04:39] Agnos
    What? What's all this?!
[04:41] Agnos
    Oh, man, you're seriously cute!
[04:44] Agnos
    My heart's locked on to your eyes!
SIGN    That was dated!!
[04:47] Agnos
    Wanna hit up a coffee
    joint with me after this?!
SIGN    Who is this guy?!
[04:51] Beatrice
    You there, be quiet!
[04:53] Beatrice
    Now, please introduce yourselves.
[04:56] Agnos
    Okay! I'll go first, then!
[04:59] Agnos
    Name's Agnos Passion!
[05:01] Agnos
    I'm 999-and-0 for fights won!
[05:04] Agnos
    The nickname I've earned is
    "The Terrifying Pompadour of Hell"!
SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
[05:09] Agnos
    Remember all that!
[05:11] Saria
    Amazing!
[05:13] Agnos
    R-Really?
[05:14] Saria
    I'll go, too!
[05:16] Saria (Gorilla)
    I'm Gorilla Saria!
SIGN    Gorilla Saria
SIGN    Gorilla Saria
[05:24] Seiichi
    Th-That was magic! Just magic!
[05:27] Oliga
    Exit stage left.
SIGN    I'm shocked!
[05:32] Beatrice
    Okay, next.
[05:35] Brud
    I'm Brud Lev Kaiser.
[05:38] Seiichi
    Kaiser?
[05:40] Brud
    You figured it out, eh?
[05:41] Brud
    As you surmised, I am a
    prince of the Kaiser Empire.
SIGN    Wise Prince
[05:47] Brud
    Though my status is irrelevant
    here at this academy.
[05:51] Agnos
    Don't you go ignoring me!
[05:54] Brud
    I thought you were knocked out.
[05:55] Agnos
    I was just sleeping!
[05:57] Brud
    Please remember that even though
    I'm in the same class as him,
[06:00] Brud
    I'm not on the same level.
[06:01] Agnos
    Huh?! What'd you just say?!
[06:04] Agnos
    Let's take it outside!
[06:06] Brud
    I wouldn't mind that.
[06:08] Seiichi
    C-Come on, you two.
[06:13] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun, Brud-kun.
[06:19] Seiichi
    Uh, next is...
[06:32] Seiichi
    You've got nothing to say?!
[06:35] Helen
    Helen Rosa.
[06:38] Seiichi
    Wait, that's it?
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
[06:43] Seiichi
    I knew there was more.
[06:46] Seiichi
    Uh, last is...
SIGN    Quiet Beast
[06:57] Seiichi
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Baird Lutra
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[07:05] Seiichi
    Wait, you can't talk?!
[07:07] Saria
    So cute!
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[07:10] Seiichi
    Nope!
[07:12] Seiichi
    No way! There's no way I can lead this class!
[07:16] Seiichi
    Too bad!
SIGN    Kannazuki Karen
[07:27] Kannazuki
    Where is he?
[07:31] Kannazuki
    That way?!
[07:32] Kannazuki
    Wait for me, Seiichi-kun!
[07:40] Kannazuki
    Sorry!
[07:41] Airi
    Ow...
[07:43] Kannazuki
    Y-You're Seto Airi.
[07:46] Airi
    Oh, Student Council President.
[07:49] Airi
    What's the matter? Why the rush?
[07:51] Kannazuki
    Oh, nothing.
[07:52] Kannazuki
    I just caught a nostalgic smell.
[07:55] Airi
    Huh? Do you mean...
[07:57] Kannazuki
    Yeah, I'm sure of it!
[07:59] Kannazuki
    It's Seiichi-kun's smell!
[08:01] Airi
    Really?! So we can finally see Sei-chan!
[08:04] Airi
    I'll look for him, too!
[08:13] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[08:19] Beatrice
    Now, I'd like to return
    your last herbalism test.
[08:24] Agnos
    Bring it on!
[08:27] Seiichi
    I haven't done anything
    and I'm already exhausted.
[08:31] Oliga
    Onii-chan, hang in there.
[08:33] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun, 0.
[08:35] Agnos
    Why?!
[08:37] Beatrice
    What do you mean, "why"?!
[08:39] Beatrice
    You answered "With Spirit"
    for every question!
[08:39] BGVoice(Agnos)
    Spirit! Spirit! Spirit!
[08:41] Agnos
    But you can do anything
    if you've got enough spirit!
[08:46] Beatrice
    Next is Brud-kun.
[08:48] Brud
    Hmph.
[08:48] Beatrice
    Wonderful. 90.
[08:51] Seiichi
    Wow, amazing.
[08:53] Brud
    This much is to be expected.
[08:57] Beatrice
    Baird-kun.
[08:59] Beatrice
    95. You did very well.
[09:03] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[09:04] (Flashback) Artoria
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[09:06] (Flashback) Artoria
    These are mushrooms!
[09:07] (Flashback) Artoria
    I told you to find medicinal herbs! Herbs!
[09:12] Seiichi
    So he's smart, despite his looks?
[09:15] Agnos
    Why did you get a good
    grade while I got a 0?!
[09:19] Agnos
    I can't accept this!
[09:20] Brud
    Hmph. Obviously it's because
    your answers were inappropriate.
[09:24] Agnos
    What's that?! Let's take it outside!
SIGN    I'll send you packing!!
[09:27] Brud
    I wouldn't mind that.
[09:28] Agnos
    Oh, then let's go throw down!
[09:28] Seiichi
    H-Hey, not again!
[09:30] Agnos
    Come with me!
[09:30] Brud
    Bring it, Pompadour.
[09:36] Seiichi
    Just how scary is Beatrice-san?
[09:38] Beatrice
    Helen scored 100.
[09:40] Beatrice
    Impressive as usual.
[09:42] Helen
    It's nothing.
[09:43] Saria (Gorilla)
    Wow, you're all so smart!
[09:49] Seiichi
    Saria!
[09:51] Seiichi
    Uh, i-it's magic.
[09:56] Agnos
    Sensei... Is it possible
    to transform using magic?
[09:59] Beatrice
    So it would appear.
[10:03] Seiichi
    Please, Saria.
[10:04] Seiichi
    The others aren't used to you yet,
    so please stop turning into a gorilla.
[10:08] Saria
    Okay!
[10:09] Seiichi
    D-Do you really understand?
[10:16] Seiichi
    Boobs—
[10:18] Beatrice
    Um, Seiichi-sensei.
[10:21] Seiichi
    Y-Yes?
[10:23] Beatrice
    How about you observe the practical
    abilities of these four as a special lesson?
[10:30] Seiichi
    Practical abilities?
    You mean real combat training?
[10:34] Beatrice
    Yes.
[10:35] Beatrice
    I think it would be best for you to
    understand each student's strengths
[10:39] Beatrice
    in order to guide them moving forward.
[10:43] Seiichi
    That's certainly true.
[10:45] Seiichi
    Very well.
[10:47] Agnos
    A special lesson, huh?
SIGN    RUUUMBLE
SIGN    But first, commercials.
[11:02] Agnos
    Anyway,
[11:05] Agnos
    just who is this Seiichi bastard?
[11:08] Brud
    I haven't the slightest idea.
[11:10] Brud
    What do you think?
SIGN    Mystery
[11:13] Brud
    So are you.
[11:15] Helen
    Hey, you seem to be friendly
    with that teacher.
[11:19] Helen
    You know each other?
[11:20] Saria
    We do.
[11:22] Agnos
    Just what are you to him?
[11:24] Saria
    Me? I'm Seiichi's wife!
[11:27] Agnos
    Oh, his wife, huh?
[11:31] All
    What?!
[11:33] Brud
    Th-Then what about that Oliga girl?
[11:36] Saria
    She's Seiichi's little sister.
[11:38] Brud
    I-I see.
[11:40] Helen
    You three came to this academy together?
[11:43] Saria
    No, we also came with Seiichi's
    girlfriend and servant.
[11:47] Lulune
    Time to dig in!
[11:48] Agnos
    What?!
[11:50] Brud
    Girlfriend?!
[11:51] Helen
    Servant?!
SIGN    Seriously?!
[11:54] Saria
    Yeah! We all love Seiichi!
[11:57] Agnos
    Damn him!
[12:01] Agnos
    I'll kill him!
[12:04] Saria
    What got into him?
[12:06] Helen
    Hey, you're that teacher's wife, right?
[12:10] Saria
    Yeah, that's right!
[12:12] Helen
    Then tell us. Is he strong?
[12:15] Saria
    He's super strong!
[12:18] Helen
    I see.
[12:26] Barnabus
    Well, Seiichi-kun?
[12:28] Barnabus
    What's your impression
    of the Class F students?
[12:31] Seiichi
    Well, they're all very unique,
    but not so much problem children.
[12:36] Seiichi
    I'm a little relieved.
[12:38] Oliga
    They're all funny.
[12:40] Barnabus
    I see.
[12:42] Barnabus
    However, Class F is just a bit
    different from the other classes.
[12:50] Seiichi
    Different how?
[12:53] Barnabus
    Have you heard what the rest
    of the academy calls them?
[12:58] Seiichi
    No. I only arrived here recently.
[13:01] Beatrice
    The Dropout Corps.
[13:03] Seiichi
    Huh?
[13:04] Beatrice
    The truth is...
[13:06] Beatrice
    They're dealing with a major problem.
[13:14] Agnos
    All right, let's do this!
[13:17] Brud
    It's just us here?
[13:18] Helen
    That's all the better, isn't it?
[13:22] Agnos
    My bat's gonna bring the fire!
[13:24] Helen
    Let's show him what we're made of.
[13:27] Theobald
    Well, well, what are the dropouts doing here?
[13:34] Agnos
    What'd you say?!
[13:36] Theobald
    You plebeians shouldn't stand
    on the same ground as me.
[13:40] Theobald
    Or...
[13:41] Theobald
    Are you suggesting that I ought to
    breathe the same air as you fools?
[13:46] Brud
    B-Brother...
[13:48] Theobald
    My foolish younger brother, Brud...
[13:50] Theobald
    This class is perfect for a failure like you.
[13:53] Agnos
    You keep shootin' off that mouth,
[13:55] Agnos
    so you must be prepared for the
    consequences, right? Huh, huh, huh?!
[13:58] Theobald
    S-Space!
[13:59] Brud
    Stop it, Agnos!
[14:01] Agnos
    How do you expect me to stay quiet
    when he's insulting us like this?!
[14:04] Agnos
    I'll kill you!
[14:06] Agnos
    What the hell are you doing?!
[14:07] Agnos
    Let me go, damn it!
[14:10] Theobald
    Amusing.
[14:11] Theobald
    Then let me show you the difference
    between Class S and you dropouts.
[14:17] Saria
    Class S?
[14:18] Helen
    Yes. The top class in this academy.
[14:22] Theobald
    Any who defy me, Theobald Tera Kaiser,
    the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
[14:27] Theobald
    will be crushed.
[14:33] Theobald
    Oh? You had such a beauty with you?
[14:37] Saria
    Huh?
[14:39] Theobald
    What is your name?
[14:41] Saria
    Me? I'm Saria!
[14:42] Theobald
    Rejoice, Saria.
[14:44] Theobald
    I hereby make you my woman.
[14:48] Saria
    Oh?
[14:49] Saria
    I'm sorry! I'm already in love with Seiichi!
[14:57] Theobald
    Did I mishear?
    Are you rejecting my invitation?
[15:01] Saria
    Yeah, can't do it!
[15:02] Saria
    I love Seiichi!
[15:08] Theobald
    I-Impossible!
[15:09] Theobald
    There's no man better than me...
[15:12] Saria
    Seiichi is way cooler than you!
[15:16] Saria
    He's also very strong!
[15:18] Theobald
    How dare you?!
[15:26] Theobald
    Why are you laughing?!
[15:28] Theobald
    You dare mock the next
    Emperor of the Kaiser Empire,
[15:31] Theobald
    and you think you can get away with it?!
[15:36] Theobald
    Saria, I shall grant you one
    more chance. Become my—
[15:40] Saira
    Can't!
[15:55] Theobald
    I'll let you off...
[15:56] Theobald
    for today.
[15:58] Agnos
    You running away?!
[16:01] Theobald
    Don't push your luck.
[16:03] Theobald
    I've just decided to bury you all
    in the upcoming class competition.
[16:07] Agnos
    Class competition?!
[16:09] Theobald
    Do look forward to it.
[16:12] Brud
    Brother...
[16:15] Agnos
    How long are you gonna keep holding me?!
[16:17] Agnos
    Let me down already!
[16:22] Saria
    Seiichi!
[16:26] Seiichi
    Oh, there you are.
[16:27] Seiichi
    Sorry I'm late!
[16:29] Theobald
    Seiichi?! So he's...
[16:33] Agnos
    Hey! You're late!
[16:35] Seiichi
    Well, Barna-san's...
[16:36] Seiichi
    Er, the headmaster just
    kept ad-libbing on and on.
[16:41] Seiichi
    I wound up really late.
[16:45] Seiichi
    Huh?
[16:46] Beatrice
    Did something happen?
[16:48] Agnos
    Nothing in particular.
[16:51] Helen
    Would you start our special lesson already?
[16:53] Seiichi
    R-Right.
[17:00] Seiichi
    All right, then, could you
    all show me your skills?
[17:05] Beatrice
    I'll leave the rest to you, Sensei.
[17:07] Seiichi
    Understood.
[17:10] Seiichi
    Oh, I won't use magic, so don't worry.
[17:15] Agnos
    Then your first opponent will be—
[17:18] Helen
    Me.
[17:19] Agnos
    Hey, Helen!
[17:21] Agnos
    You back... off... and...
[17:24] Agnos
    And go on ahead.
    I'm so cool, letting you go first!
[17:35] Seiichi
    S-Sounds good.
[17:36] Helen
    You won't use magic?
    Are you underestimating us?
[17:40] Seiichi
    Huh? No, it's not like that.
[17:44] Helen
    We're the ones assessing your abilities.
[17:52] Seiichi
    In that case...
[17:57] Helen
    Let's find out...
[17:59] Helen
    if your strength is the real deal!
[18:16] Seiichi
    Th-That's incredible intensity.
[18:18] Seiichi
    But why is she so mad at me?!
[18:20] Seiichi
    What did I do?!
[18:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    Helen attacks Seiichi with incredible hatred.
[18:29] Saria (Gorilla)
    What is going to happen to Seiichi?
[18:33] Saria (Gorilla)
    And what is this major problem
    the students of Class F have?!
[18:47] Angrea
    Say, care for a match?
[18:49] Angrea
    Shall we see who can kill more
    students of Barbador Magic Academy?
[18:53] Demioros
    Sounds great.
[18:55] Demioros
    It's been a while, too,
[18:57] Demioros
    since I last saw your strength
    as the "Murder Princess."
[19:00] Angrea
    I, too, look forward to enjoying
[19:03] Angrea
    your power of "Deliverance."
[19:06] Angrea
    But what a shame.
[19:08] Angrea
    I doubt you'll have a chance to do anything.
[19:11] Angrea
    I'll take care of all the brats at
    Barbador Magic Academy with my magic.
[19:16] Demioros
    Hey, now, it won't go that easily.
[19:20] Demioros
    They have lots of mages in there.
[19:23] Demioros
    That old man known as
    the Holy Mage, Barnabus...
[19:27] Demioros
    You shouldn't take him lightly.
[19:29] Angrea
    Oh, my! There's an old man like that there?
[19:33] Angrea
    Now my heart is racing with excitement.
[19:35] Angrea
    I wonder what kind of terror
    and despair he'll show me.
[19:39] Demioros
    It's thrilling, isn't it?
[19:41] Angrea
    I'm sure the Great Devil will be delighted.
[21:25] Eris
    Greetings, everyone.
[21:26] Guscle
    Now, time for the main story to begin!
[21:29] Guscle
    In this segment, I, Guscle,
    the Master of the Adventurer's Guild...
[21:32] Eris
    And I, Eris, will provide you with even
    more information to enjoy the story.
[21:37] Guscle
    We call it...
[21:38] Guscle
    "A Lecture on International Relations
    That Even a Meathead Can Understand!"
[21:42] Guscle
    Muscle!
[21:48] Eris
    First up is Barbador.
SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy
[21:50] Guscle
    Bam!
[21:52] Eris
    As the name suggests, this is where
    Barbador Magic Academy is located.
[21:55] Guscle
    Barbador!
[21:56] Eris
    This a neutral region that armed
    forces aren't allowed to enter.
[21:59] Guscle
    Barbador!
[22:01] Guscle
    Peace!
SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom
[22:05] Eris
    Next is the Wimberg Kingdom.
[22:08] Eris
    As you know, this is the land Seiichi-san
    resided in during the last season,
[22:11] Eris
    and it's the nation with
    our Adventurer's Guild.
[22:14] Guscle
    That takes me back, Seiichi!
[22:16] Guscle
    Saria! Let's arm wrestle again!
[22:18] Guscle
    Armuscle!
SIGN    Demon Kingdom
[22:20] Eris
    Next is the Demon Kingdom.
[22:22] Eris
    This is the nation governed by
    the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia...
[22:25] Guscle
    Oh, Lutia!
[22:26] Eris
    And while it seems to want an
    alliance with the Wimberg Kingdom,
[22:27] Guscle
    Lutia!
[22:29] Eris
    it's worth being cautious of
    how they'll act in the future.
[22:30] Guscle
    Lutia!
[22:32] Guscle
    Be cautious!
SIGN    Kaiser Empire
[22:38] Eris
    Next is the Kaiser Empire.
[22:40] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:41] Eris
    This is an aggressive nation
    plotting world domination.
[22:42] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:44] Eris
    The hero candidates they summoned
    were sent to Barbador Magic Academy
[22:45] Guscle
    Kaiser!
[22:47] Eris
    as part of a plot by its advisor, Helio.
[22:49] Guscle
    Dangerous!
SIGN    Valsha Empire
[22:53] Eris
    And next is the Valsha Empire.
[22:56] Guscle
    Valsha, Valsha...
[22:57] Eris
    It's a nation ruled by an empress.
[22:59] Guscle
    Valsha, Valsha, Valsha!
[23:00] Eris
    They're currently fending off an
    invasion from the Kaiser Empire.
[23:03] Guscle
    Valsha...
[23:04] Eris
    It's all right, Guscle.
[23:06] Guscle
    Muscle!
[23:08] Eris
    Finally, we have the Great Devil Order.
[23:10] Guscle
    They're a secret cult acting in the
    shadows to resurrect the Great Devil.
[23:13] Guscle
    One of their leaders, Kreis,
    works in the Demon Kingdom.
[23:16] Guscle
    They're a bunch of villains trying
    to plunge the world into chaos!
[23:19] Eris
    That was my line!
[23:21] Guscle
    Ouch!
SIGN    Valsha Empire
SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom
SIGN    Invading
SIGN    Kaiser Empire
SIGN    Demon Kingdom
SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy
SIGN    Neutral
SIGN    Alliance
[23:25] Eris
    Keep an eye on how these nations
    react to one another in the future.
[23:29] Guscle
    Three! Two! One!
[23:31] Guscle
    Muscle, muscle!
SIGN    To be continued
[23:36] Seiichi
    Hey! What is with this
    young delinquent blonde girl?!
[23:39] Seiichi
    She suddenly tried to slice into her teacher!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Calm down, you fool!
SIGN    Next Time
    Seiichi vs. Class F
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time, "Seiichi vs. Class F."
[23:45] Seiichi
    None of you are rotten oranges!

Season 2

E3 - Seiichi vs. Class F

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi has become the teacher in charge
    of Class F at Barbador Magic Academy.
[00:06] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi.
[00:09] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I'm roughly the same age as all of you here,
[00:11] (Flashback) Seiichi
    but I'll be teaching you everything I can.
[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)
    Awaiting him was a
    delinquent with a nail bat,
SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell
SIGN    Quiet Beast
[00:18] Saria (Gorilla)
    a macho man wearing a bear head,
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)
    a prince,
SIGN    Wise Prince
[00:24] Saria (Gorilla)
    and a blonde tsundere girl.
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades
[00:27] Saria (Gorilla)
    All four were very eccentric students.
[00:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh? There's only four?
[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    He decided to hold a
    mock battle right away
[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    to assess the abilities of his students.
[00:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    In that case...
[00:43] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi's first opponent was Helen,
    who made her hatred for him clear.
[00:55] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate awaits Seiichi?
[01:07] Helen
    You won't use magic?
[01:09] Helen
    "Don't worry"?
[01:11] Helen
    Are you underestimating us?
[01:14] Seiichi
    No, it's not like that.
[01:18] Beatrice
    Helen-san...
[01:19] Helen
    We're the ones assessing your abilities.
[01:22] Helen
    Let's find out...
[01:25] Helen
    if your strength is the real deal!
[01:29] Seiichi
    H-Hey! You're way too mad at me!
[01:32] Saria
    Fight, Seiichi!
[01:35] Oliga
    Onii-chan, good luck!
[01:37] Agnos
    Tsk! Go ahead and embarrass yourself in
    front of your wife and little sister!
[01:41] Agnos
    You damn playboy!
[01:44] Seiichi
    Oh, well. I can't let myself get hurt.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Huh?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Seiichi vs. Class F
[03:33] Agnos
    Serves you right!
[03:35] Saria
    Seiichi?
[03:37] Oliga
    Onii-chan?
[03:40] Brud
    Impressive, Helen.
[03:42] Brud
    Your title of "Twin Crimson Blades"
    isn't just for show.
[03:45] Helen
    See? Why not use your magic already?
[03:48] Agnos
    Get him in one go, Helen!
[03:52] Helen
    This ends it!
[03:53] Helen
    Ultimate Skill:
[03:55] Helen
    Twin Fang Thrust!
SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust
SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust
[04:00] Helen
    Huh? H-Huh?!
[04:11] Helen
    What's going on?!
[04:13] Helen
    The moment I thought my attack
    landed, I was flung into the air?!
[04:17] Helen
    H-Hey, put me down already!
SIGN    For real?!
[04:22] Agnos
    He's fast.
[04:26] Helen
    What are you doing, you lecher?!
[04:32] Helen
    You pervert!
[04:39] Oliga
    Onii-chan?!
[04:40] Saria
    Seiichi!
[04:41] Seiichi
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[04:47] Agnos
    Serves you right!
[04:48] Agnos
    I'm your next opponent!
[04:51] Brud
    Wait!
[04:52] Agnos
    Huh?
[04:54] Brud
    Do you mind a three-on-one?
[04:56] Agnos
    Huh?! What the hell are you saying?!
[04:58] Seiichi
    I don't particularly mind.
[05:01] Agnos
    Hey!
[05:02] Agnos
    Quit screwing with me!
[05:04] Agnos
    I'll start by taking you out, man!
[05:06] Brud
    Could we have a moment?
[05:09] Seiichi
    Yeah, sure.
[05:13] Agnos
    I know that much!
[05:15] Brud
    Then let's go with that.
[05:18] Agnos
    Don't order me around!
[05:19] Brud
    Shut up.
[05:21] (Flashback) Beatrice
    What do you mean, "why"?!
SIGN    With spirit
[05:22] (Flashback) Agnos
    Spirit!
[05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Wow, amazing.
[05:25] (Flashback) Helen
    It's nothing.
[05:26] (Flashback) Agnos
    Let's take it outside!
SIGN    I'll send you packing!!
[05:27] (Flashback) Brud
    I wouldn't mind that!
[05:29] Seiichi
    They've always been on bad terms.
    Will their teamwork be okay?
[05:34] Brud
    We're sorry for the wait.
[05:36] Agnos
    Hey! You newb teacher!
[05:38] Agnos
    Don't you go taking advantage of
    the moment to grope Helen's tits!
[05:43] Agnos
    I'll crush your head like a tomato and—
[05:45] Seiichi
    Close, close!
[05:47] Seiichi
    Too close!
[05:53] Agnos
    Here I come!
[05:59] Agnos
    Quit dartin' around!
[06:21] Brud
    Baird!
[06:23] Brud
    Agnos!
[06:30] Brud
    I got you!
[06:41] Seiichi
    Air Thrust!
[06:43] Seiichi
    Flash Fist!
[06:44] Agnos
    How?!
[06:46] Agnos
    How in the hell?!
[06:47] Agnos
    Damn it!
[07:00] Barnabus
    What's that?
[07:16] Oliga
    You did it!
[07:17] Oliga
    You won, Onii-chan!
[07:19] Saria
    Good work.
[07:22] Agnos
    Damn it!
[07:23] Agnos
    Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
[07:28] Agnos
    Are we really failures for
    not being able to use magic?!
[07:35] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun...
[07:38] Agnos
    If we had magic...
[07:40] Agnos
    If we had magic we could use,
    we wouldn't have...
[07:45] Agnos
    If we had magic...
[07:46] Agnos
    If we had magic we could use...
[07:49] Agnos
    We wouldn't get beat up...
[07:51] Agnos
    like we're all useless shit!
[07:59] Seiichi
    Skill: World Vision.
[08:07] Status
    Status error. Rejection of
    magic activation detected.
[08:15] Seiichi
    Rejection?
[08:17] Status
    Some condition is preventing
    the activation of magic.
[08:32] (Flashback) Beatrice
    The truth is...
[08:34] (Flashback) Beatrice
    They're dealing with a major problem.
[08:38] (Flashback) Beatrice
    They can't use magic.
[08:42] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[08:43] (Flashback) Beatrice
    No matter how much effort Class F has put
    into it, they've been unable to use magic.
[08:51] (Flashback) Beatrice
    Because of that, they've been ostracized
    by the other students who can.
[08:58] Seiichi
    They've lost hope in their future.
[09:04] Seiichi
    They can't use any magic here,
    in this place for learning magic.
[09:10] Seiichi
    Just how much have they
    suffered because of that?
[09:15] Seiichi
    Just how hard has that been on them?
SIGN    Smelly
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    Fatty
SIGN    Idiot
[09:21] Seiichi
    I was constantly bullied at school.
[09:24] Seiichi
    I had no place I could call my own.
[09:28] Seiichi
    But I've managed to meet all kinds
    of people here in this world,
[09:31] Seiichi
    and they've saved me.
[09:34] Seiichi
    So this time...
[09:40] Seiichi
    It's my turn to save you all!
[09:45] Agnos
    You say it like it's so easy!
[09:47] Agnos
    There's no way you can do that!
[09:56] Seiichi
    I'll prove that Beatrice-sensei's students
    are actually capable of using magic.
[10:03] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei...
[10:11] Seiichi
    If I can just free these students
[10:14] Seiichi
    from the chains binding them...
[10:22] Seiichi
    Free them...
[10:23] Seiichi
    Free them...
[10:25] Seiichi
    Meaning...
[10:27] Seiichi
    Liberate them...
[10:28] Seiichi
    Hmm? Liberation?
[10:31] Seiichi
    Huh? Didn't I already...
[10:38] Status
    Skill: Lin—
[10:40] Lincoln
    It's been a while!
[10:42] Seiichi
    You again?!
[10:44] Lincoln
    But first, commercials!
[10:47] Seiichi
    Those who don't understand, watch season 1!
[10:56] Seiichi
    Let's think about this in simpler terms.
[10:59] Seiichi
    I just need to make these
    kids able to use magic.
[11:13] Seiichi
    I've got it!
[11:15] Status
    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching
    Failures in Another World.
[11:21] Status
    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their
    Students, Then What Are Teachers For?
[11:28] Status
    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic
    if I Confront Them Physically!
[11:32] Status
    Or So I Thought,
[11:33] Status
    Before Some Mysterious Power Really
    Let Them Activate Magic" activated.
[11:39] Seiichi
    Huh?! Say what?!
SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching Failures in Another World.
SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching
    Failures in Another World.
SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students, Then What Are Teachers For?
[11:50] Seiichi
    Enough!
SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students,
    Then What Are Teachers For?
SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to
    Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically!
[11:57] Seiichi
    Long! Too long!
SIGN    Or So I Thought,
SIGN    Or So I Thought, Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic"
SIGN    Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic."
[12:02] Seiichi
    Sounds like narration!
[12:04] Agnos
    Wh-What?!
[12:10] Helen
    It's hot!
[12:23] Helen
    It feels like power is
    welling up within me...
[12:26] Helen
    Could it work now?!
[12:30] Helen
    Spirits governing fire!
[12:32] Helen
    Feast upon my mana...
[12:38] Helen
    and display your power before me!
[12:49] Helen
    Fire!
[12:53] Helen
    It's...
[12:54] Helen
    I actually...
[12:55] Agnos
    Whoa! You did it, Helen!
[13:07] Brud
    I think... I can produce it, too!
SIGN    Want to do it?!
SIGN    The water thing~
[13:20] Brud
    Water, water, water magic,
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    gi
SIGN    c
[13:23] Brud
    Fall! Fall! Disaster!
[13:27] Brud
    Activate magic the very same day!
[13:31] Brud
    Fall!
[13:32] Brud
    Right now, Fall Disaster!
SIGN    Want to do it?!
    The water thing~
[13:38] Brud
    Huh?
[13:44] Seiichi
    Huh? This seems familiar.
SIGN    Déjà vu
SIGN    Déjà vu.
[13:50] Brud
    No way!
[13:53] Brud
    I did it!
[13:54] Agnos
    Then me, too!
SIGN    I leave it to you!
[13:57] Agnos
    Uh...
SIGN    Fire
[13:59] Agnos
    "Fire"?
[14:00] Agnos
    So short!
[14:01] Agnos
    Will that actually produce it?
[14:04] Agnos
    Fire?
[14:07] Agnos
    This is great!
[14:11] Seiichi
    Good for you, but your head!
[14:13] Saria
    You're all so amazing!
[14:15] Oliga
    Well done, Funny Hair.
[14:18] Agnos
    Yeah! Thanks, lady!
SIGN    Fire
[14:21] Seiichi
    No, seriously! Your head!
[14:22] Agnos
    Huh? My head?
SIGN    Fire
[14:25] Agnos
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[14:27] Brud
    Fall Disaster!
[14:34] Agnos
    Thanks.
SIGN    LOL
[14:52] Three
    We did it!
[14:55] Agnos
    We did it, damn it!
[14:57] Brud
    We can do it if we try!
SIGN    LOL
[14:58] Agnos
    For real?!
[15:00] Agnos
    This isn't a dream, right?!
[15:02] Agnos
    It's not a dream, right?!
[15:02] Beatrice
    Am I dreaming right now?
[15:04] Agnos
    Is this real?
[15:05] Agnos
    I can't believe we can use magic!
[15:10] Helen
    Um...
[15:11] Agnos
    You're awesome!
[15:13] Agnos
    Let me call you Seiichi Boss Man!
[15:16] Seiichi
    All I did
[15:18] Seiichi
    was help you draw out
    the power you possessed.
SIGN    Thank You
[15:22] Brud
    Thank you very much, Seiichi-sensei.
[15:27] Brud
    From here on out, we shall hone our
    ability to use magic even more!
[15:32] Agnos
    Hey! You guys!
[15:34] Agnos
    We won't let them call
    Class F failures anymore!
[15:37] Brud
    Yeah!
[15:38] Saria
    You did it, Seiichi!
[15:38] Agnos
    Boss Man! Please teach me water magic, too!
[15:40] Oliga
    Onii-chan.
[15:42] Seiichi
    Enough with the "Boss Man."
[15:42] Agnos
    Come on, come on, come on!
[15:44] Agnos
    Boss Man! Boss Man!
[15:44] Seiichi
    Okay, I get it...
[15:46] Helen
    Not bad.
[15:55] Artoria
    There are so many things to
    remember when you're a teacher.
[15:59] Artoria
    This is bad.
[16:00] Artoria
    Reading is making me sleepy.
[16:08] Kannazuki
    This smell...
[16:10] Kannazuki
    It's great!
[16:12] Artoria
    What is your problem?!
[16:14] Kannazuki
    Why did I feel like you had a great smell?
[16:17] Kannazuki
    Oh, I know!
[16:18] Kannazuki
    Because it's the smell he has!
[16:21] Kannazuki
    Why?!
[16:22] Kannazuki
    Why are you giving off
    his wild, beastly smell?!
[16:26] Artoria
    Hey!
[16:27] Artoria
    Stop it!
[16:31] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[16:33] Kannazuki
    Are you possibly nearby?
[16:44] Lulune
    It's been a while since I had bakudan!
[16:47] Lulune
    The way the meat juice bursts out...
[16:51] Lulune
    It's so deliciously good!
[16:56] Lulune
    Now that I think about it, this was the
    first meal my master treated me to, as well.
[17:02] Kannazuki
    Sniff, sniff.
[17:06] Kannazuki
    This smell is also unmistakably his.
[17:09] Kannazuki
    Why?
[17:10] Kannazuki
    Why is this smell coming from
    your back, waist, and buttocks?!
[17:16] Kannazuki
    Why from your back?
[17:16] Lulune
    Your breath on my neck...
[17:19] Lulune
    tickles!
[17:19] Kannazuki
    Why does it span your back to your waist?
[17:20] Lulune
    Hey!
[17:22] Lulune
    S-Stop it!
[17:24] Kannazuki
    Why do you have this smell?!
[17:27] Lulune
    Who are you?!
[17:36] Beatrice
    The cafeteria food here
    is quite highly rated.
[17:39] Saria
    It looks good!
[17:41] Seiichi
    There's such a variety!
[17:45] Artoria
    This is incredible.
[17:47] Lulune
    Master, they all taste amazing!
[17:51] Artoria
    Don't talk while eating.
[17:53] Artoria
    You never change at all.
[17:56] Oliga
    Glutton.
[17:57] Lulune
    I wouldn't have the energy
    I need if I didn't eat.
[17:59] Seiichi
    That's bad manners. And we can't
    understand what you're saying.
[18:02] Saria
    Is it good?
[18:02] Seiichi
    It's not all for you, Lulune.
[18:05] Oliga
    You can't monopolize it.
[18:06] Beatrice
    Lulune-san!
[18:09] Beatrice
    Please behave properly as
    a student of this academy!
[18:12] Oliga
    Bad!
[18:15] Kannazuki
    You're... Seiichi-kun?
[18:25] Seiichi
    Are you...
[18:28] Artoria
    You're...
[18:28] Lulune
    That woman!
[18:28] Beatrice
    I'm still talking!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai?
[18:39] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun!
[18:44] Kannazuki
    I finally found you!
SIGN    Uwaaaaaaaah
[18:55] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi and Kannazuki are finally reunited.
[18:59] Saria (Gorilla)
    Though his wife, girlfriend, servant,
[19:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    and little sister happened
    to be there at the same time!
[19:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    I sense pandemonium!
[19:07] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate awaits Seiichi?
[19:17] Demioros
    Look. Over there.
[19:21] Angrea
    So that's Barbador Magic Academy?
[19:34] Demioros
    They even have the nerve
    to put a barrier around it?
[19:38] Angrea
    How futile.
[19:42] Angrea
    My, it's sturdy.
[19:44] Guard
    Hey! You there!
[19:46] Guard2
    What are you doing?!
[19:48] Angrea
    Could you please open this gate for us?
[19:50] Angrea
    We have important business to attend to.
[19:52] Guard
    Answer the question!
[19:54] Guard
    You can't just pass that off as a joke!
[19:56] Angrea
    Please open the gate and let us in.
[20:04] Guard2
    Hey! What's wrong with you?!
[20:05] Angrea
    You, too, please.
[20:11] Demioros
    Your power sure helps in moments like these.
[20:14] Demioros
    Makes it easy.
[20:24] Angrea
    Now, let's get going.
[20:26] Demioros
    Yeah.
[20:27] Demioros
    I sure wish I had some
    teleportation magic already.
[20:30] Angrea
    Indeed.
[22:07] Three
    Ding-dong, dang-dong.
[22:12] Seiichi
    Introduce yourselves to
    everyone watching at home!
[22:15] Three
    Right.
[22:15] Three
    Yo!
[22:15] Three
    Sure.
[22:17] Beatrice
    I can't believe Agnos-kun
    is raising his hand!
[22:21] Seiichi
    Okay, then, Agnos.
[22:22] Agnos
    Hey! I'm Agnos!
[22:24] Agnos
    My favorite word is "spirit"! Nice to meet you!
[22:27] Seiichi
    I'm glad you're so full of energy!
[22:28] Seiichi
    Next is Baird!
SIGN    Baird Lutra
    Nice to meet you!
[22:31] Seiichi
    Short and simple!
[22:33] Seiichi
    Okay, Helen!
[22:35] Seiichi
    Helen-san? Helen-san?
[22:36] Helen
    Sheesh! I'm Helen Rosa!
[22:38] Helen
    My favorite thing is flowers.
[22:40] Helen
    I loathe Theobald!
[22:42] Helen
    Nice to meet you.
[22:44] Seiichi
    Last is Brud!
[22:45] Brud
    Yes, I'm Brud.
[22:47] Brud
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[22:48] Seiichi
    So normal!
[22:49] Brud
    Huh?
[22:50] Beatrice
    Now, Seiichi-sensei,
[22:51] Beatrice
    let's get class started!
[22:53] Seiichi
    Yes! Okay, everyone!
[22:55] Seiichi
    Do you know what effect this herb has?
[22:57] Agnos
    Me, me, me, me!
[22:59] Seiichi
    Agnos!
[22:59] Agnos
    It restores youth!
[23:01] Beatrice
    Guilty!
[23:02] Agnos
    Gufire!
SIGN    Fire?
[23:04] Seiichi
    No way! Even an accidental "Fire"
    from his scream is enough?!
[23:06] Seiichi
    Oh, no, this is bad!
[23:09] Beatrice
    This is Charm Weed.
[23:12] Beatrice
    Breathing in its smoke makes you fall
    in love with whoever's holding it.
[23:18] Agnos
    Boss Man! I love you!
[23:21] Brud
    I will be yours.
[23:23] Helen
    I love you!
[23:24] Beatrice
    Oh, how could I?! We're both teachers!
[23:27] Beatrice
    Guilty...
[23:29] Agnos
    Boss Man, I love you!
SIGN    Class Dismissed
[23:32] Seiichi
    Class dismissed!
[23:35] Seiichi
    It's been so long, Kannazuki-senpai.
[23:37] Seiichi
    Huh?! Why are your
    nostrils flaring so hard?!
[23:40] Seiichi
    The guy I was before
    evolving will show up, too?
[23:42] Seiichi
    Why?! What's going on?!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time, "Reunited With Kannazuki Karen"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Reunited With Kannazuki Karen
[23:46] Seiichi
    Nanjourno!

Season 2

E4 - Reunited with Kannazuki Karen

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Reunited with Kannazuki Karen
[01:44] Seiichi
    Wha... K-Kannazuki-senpai?!
[01:47] Kannazuki
    This nostalgic smell...
[01:50] Kannazuki
    You may have changed
    appearances, Seiichi-kun,
[01:53] Kannazuki
    but you're still you.
[01:55] Seiichi
    Uh, um...
[01:57] Artoria
    Care to explain this, Seiichi?
[02:01] Artoria
    You already have me and Saria.
[02:04] Seiichi
    Hey! W-Wait!
[02:06] Artoria
    No excuses!
[02:09] Seiichi
    Y-You've got the wrong idea, Ar!
[02:10] Artoria
    Like I'd allow a fifth or a sixth time!
[02:13] Beatrice
    Teachers, please stop it!
[02:15] Beatrice
    Stop this at once!
SIGN    Beat Up
[02:19] Kannazuki
    I'm so glad to see you're safe.
[02:22] Seiichi
    I'm not safe at all, though.
[02:25] Beatrice
    Behaving like that at school is a big problem!
[02:28] Artoria
    But—
[02:28] Beatrice
    Please be more careful from now on!
[02:29] Kannazuki
    I sensed you nearby for a while.
[02:31] Kannazuki
    I'm so glad you're all right.
[02:35] Seiichi
    Senpai... huh?
[02:41] Kannazuki
    I smell women.
[02:42] Seiichi
    Huh?
[02:43] Kannazuki
    I smell women on you.
[02:45] Seiichi
    Uh...
[02:46] Kannazuki
    I smell that sweat!
    You're flustered, aren't you?
[02:50] Seiichi
    You sure have a keen nose!
[02:52] Kannazuki
    I thought it was odd back then!
[02:54] Kannazuki
    Why do I smell Seiichi-kun on you all?
[02:57] Kannazuki
    Why do I smell you all on Seiichi-kun?
[03:00] Kannazuki
    Depending on your answer,
    you won't get off easily!
[03:03] Artoria
    Oh? Now this is interesting.
[03:16] Kannazuki
    I am Kannazuki Karen!
[03:18] Kannazuki
    I have been with Seiichi-kun
    since forever ago!
[03:22] Kannazuki
    I am his childhood friend!
SIGN    Childhood Friend
[03:25] Artoria
    I am Artoria Gremm, Seiichi's girlfriend!
[03:29] Lulune
    Lulune. I'm Master's servant!
[03:32] Oliga
    Oliga. Onii-chan's little sister.
SIGN    Girlfriend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Servant
SIGN    Servant
SIGN    Childhood Friend
SIGN    Childhood Friend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Girlfriend
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Girlfriend
[03:43] Kannazuki
    D-Damn it!
[03:47] Artoria
    We did it!
[03:48] Lulune
    Easy win!
[03:50] Oliga
    No, not yet.
[03:52] Artoria
    What?!
[03:56] Kannazuki
    Weak. Too weak.
[03:58] Saria
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
SIGN    Wife
SIGN    Wife
[04:05] Saria
    Hello, nice to meet you!
[04:08] Saria
    I guess we all share a bond now, huh?
[04:08] Fan
    Wife
[04:10] Saria
    Bonds with Seiichi are great bonds!
[04:13] Saria
    I hope we get along, Kannazuki-san!
[04:15] Saria
    I am his only one!
[04:17] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:19] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    Wife! Wife!
SIGN    Wife
[04:23] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:25] Saria
    I'm Saria!
[04:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    His wife!
[04:28] Saria
    I'm Seiichi's wife!
[04:31] Saria (Gorilla)
    The ultimate wife!
SIGN    Wife
[04:41] Kannazuki
    I-I lost...
[04:43] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai, are you okay?
[04:46] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[04:49] Kannazuki
    I'm so happy to be held by you...
[04:52] Seiichi
    Let's get you to the nurse's office.
[04:55] Beatrice
    I'll be excusing myself, then.
[04:57] Beatrice
    Please take your time.
[05:02] Saria
    Do you love Seiichi, too?
[05:04] Kannazuki
    S-Seiichi-kun's just my childhood friend...
[05:08] Artoria
    If that was all you two were,
    we wouldn't have had that battle.
[05:11] Kannazuki
    E-Even if that's true, we're supposed
    to keep it tucked away in our hearts!
[05:16] Saria
    You know, I love it when
    Seiichi is happy and smiling!
[05:21] Artoria
    I-In that case, I love how brave
    he looks when he's fighting.
[05:26] Lulune
    I love the feel of his plump
    butt when he's riding me!
[05:31] Oliga
    I love it when he pets me with his big hands.
[05:34] Seiichi
    Hey, you guys...
SIGN    Childhood Friend
[05:40] Artoria
    She's fired up again?!
[05:45] Kannazuki
    Long ago, Seiichi-kun saved me.
[05:50] Kannazuki
    When I was young, I was often bullied.
[05:51] Boy1
    Take that!
[05:52] Kannazuki
    Stop it!
[05:54] Boy2
    Here it is!
[05:54] Kannazuki
    All because I was willful and brash.
[05:56] Kannazuki
    Give it back!
[05:59] (Flashback) Boy1
    Nyah! You're a boy! A boy!
[06:01] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    I'm a girl!
[06:02] (Flashback) Boy2
    Here, pass!
[06:04] (Flashback) Boy3
    If you don't like it, try and take it back!
[06:06] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    None of you could do anything on your own!
[06:08] (Flashback) Boy1
    I heard that!
[06:10] Kannazuki
    That's when he appeared.
[06:12] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    Stop it!
[06:14] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:16] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:17] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    No violence!
[06:18] (Flashback) Boy1
    What?!
[06:20] (Flashback) Boy2
    You fatty!
[06:21] (Flashback) Boy3
    We'll bully you, too!
[06:22] (Flashback) Boy1
    You little brat!
[06:25] (Flashback) Young Seiichi
    N-No violence!
[06:28] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun was braver than anyone else.
[06:35] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Thank you so much for today.
[06:37] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Why did you save me?
[06:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    My mom and dad always taught me
    to help people who are in trouble.
[06:46] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Hey, Seiichi-kun?
[06:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    What?
[06:49] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Do I really seem a boy?
[06:52] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Hmm... I don't know.
[06:59] (Flashback) Seiichi
    But you're fine just the way you are!
[07:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Thank you.
[07:14] Kannazuki
    Later, I learned from our neighbors that
[07:18] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun had already lost
    his parents in an accident.
[07:22] Kannazuki
    So I wondered,
[07:23] Kannazuki
    how was he able to smile
    without worry, despite all that?
[07:30] Kannazuki
    Yet because Seiichi-kun
    defended me that day...
[07:30] Boy3
    Nyah!
[07:31] Seiichi
    Give it back!
[07:35] (Flashback) Boy
    Get over yourself, fatty!
[07:37] (Flashback) Seiichi
    N-No violence...
[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    No violence!
SIGN    Smelly
SIGN    Idiot
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    Fatty
[07:41] Kannazuki
    I found myself unable to lend
    Seiichi-kun a hand or do anything else.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kannazuki
    Seiichi-k—
[08:03] Seiichi
    I'm sorry.
[08:04] Saria
    Seiichi?
[08:06] Seiichi
    The truth is...
[08:07] Seiichi
    I came here from another world, just
    like Kannazuki-senpai and the others.
[08:12] Seiichi
    But I'm not as impressive
    as you all think I am.
[08:24] Seiichi
    This is how I really look.
[08:40] Seiichi
    Surprised, aren't you?
[08:43] Seiichi
    I'm fat and ugly.
[08:44] Seiichi
    I'm also short, and smelly, too.
[08:48] Seiichi
    The way I looked before was all
    thanks to the Fruit of Evolution.
[08:52] Artoria
    Hang on a second.
[08:54] Artoria
    This is all going too fast. I can't keep up.
[08:56] Lulune
    Yeah!
[09:00] Kannazuki
    I'm sorry, Seiichi-kun.
[09:02] Kannazuki
    I said things I shouldn't have.
[09:05] Seiichi
    Please don't pay it any mind.
[09:06] Seiichi
    It was something I had
    to talk about eventually.
[09:14] Seiichi
    See? Even if I wear this,
[09:16] Seiichi
    I still look lame, right?
[09:18] Saria
    Seiichi...
[09:20] Seiichi
    The real Hiiragi Seiichi
    is nothing like you know.
[09:24] Seiichi
    I'm really sorry for deceiving
    you all for so long.
[09:29] Saria
    Look at me, Seiichi.
[09:31] Seiichi
    Huh?
[09:32] Saria
    You're still you, right?
[09:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    I'm a Kaiser Kong, but I'm also Saria!
[09:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    Past, present, truth,
    lies, none of it matters!
[09:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you!
[09:46] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you because you're you!
[09:49] Seiichi
    Saria...
[09:50] Artoria
    Don't misjudge us.
[09:52] Artoria
    You're still the one who accepted me,
[09:55] Artoria
    even though I bore the title of "Calamity."
[09:59] Seiichi
    Ar...
[10:00] Oliga
    I've stained my hands with
    many lives as an assassin.
[10:04] Oliga
    Yet you still hold those hands for me,
[10:08] Oliga
    and pet my head.
[10:10] Oliga
    So now it's my turn.
[10:13] Oliga
    There, there.
[10:15] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan...
[10:17] Lulune
    Master, you're one of the precious
    few people who give me food!
[10:22] Lulune
    Not to mention, you look pretty tasty
    yourself right now, so no problems here!
[10:27] Artoria
    Lulune, that's its own problem.
[10:29] Lulune
    Is it really?
[10:30] Saria
    See, Seiichi?
[10:35] Saria
    Everyone loves you!
[10:38] Saria
    So have more confidence in yourself, Seiichi!
[10:49] Seiichi
    You guys...
[10:54] Seiichi
    Thank you, everyone.
[10:57] Kannazuki
    What lovely relationships.
[10:59] Kannazuki
    I'm relieved, Seiichi-kun.
[11:02] Seiichi
    I'm only who I am today thanks to
    all the people I've met along the way.
[11:06] Seiichi
    Of course, that includes
    you, Kannazuki-senpai.
[11:10] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun...
[11:13] Kannazuki
    I'm sorry.
[11:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[11:16] Kannazuki
    You probably shouldn't be
    involved with me anymore.
[11:19] Seiichi
    What do you mean?
[11:21] Kannazuki
    As you know,
[11:23] Kannazuki
    we hero candidates were sent to
    this academy by the Kaiser Empire.
[11:28] Seiichi
    Yes, Barna-san mentioned that.
[11:32] (Flashback) Barnabus
    They enrolled as hero candidates
    from the Kaiser Empire,
[11:37] (Flashback) Barnabus
    but their latent abilities are so strong
[11:39] (Flashback) Barnabus
    that they've been ostracized
    by our original students,
[11:42] (Flashback) Barnabus
    and there's no end to the quarrels.
[11:46] Kannazuki
    I wouldn't call it quarreling
[11:48] Kannazuki
    so much as to say that we
    could be attacked at any time.
[11:51] Seiichi
    The situation's that awful?
[11:53] Kannazuki
    Which is why I can't get you caught up in it.
[11:56] Kannazuki
    If the students who used to know the old
    you start spreading heartless rumors,
[12:00] Kannazuki
    and you end up being
    targeted because of them...
[12:03] Lulune
    That kind of thing's a walk
    in the park for Master!
[12:06] Kannazuki
    Even so!
[12:08] Kannazuki
    I don't want to drag Seiichi-kun
    into a world of violence yet again!
[12:15] Kannazuki
    This time, I'll be the one to protect you.
[12:19] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun, I'm truly glad
    that you've found happiness.
[12:24] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai...
[12:27] Kannazuki
    See you later, Seiichi-kun.
[12:36] Seiichi
    What's the matter, Oliga-chan?
[12:38] Oliga
    Th-That bracelet!
[12:40] Seiichi
    Huh?
[12:42] Seiichi
    Hey!
[12:43] Kannazuki
    What's the matter?
[12:45] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai, where exactly
    did you get that bracelet?
[12:49] Kannazuki
    This was provided to us by the Kaiser
    Empire when we arrived in this world.
[12:54] Kannazuki
    They said it would help raise our Status.
[12:57] Seiichi
    Skill: Appraisal!
[13:02] Seiichi
    I knew it.
[13:04] Seiichi
    The Enslavement Bracelet!
[13:09] Oliga
    Ow!
[13:11] Seiichi
    They'll pay!
[13:14] Seiichi
    They'll pay for this!
[13:44] Kannazuki
    M-My head!
[13:50] Saria
    Kannazuki-san!
[13:53] Artoria
    What's going on here?!
[13:55] Oliga
    Onii-chan! Onii-chan!
[13:57] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[14:00] Saria
    Seiichi!
[14:01] Lulune
    Master!
[14:02] Artoria
    What on earth is wrong with you?!
[14:15] Helen
    What is this?!
[14:19] Barnabus
    So it's finally here?
[14:29] Guscle
    Muscle!
[14:52] Destra
    Found you!
[15:08] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:10] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:12] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:14] Saria
    Seiichi!
[15:21] Seiichi
    Huh?
[15:25] Seiichi
    Uh...
[15:28] Saria
    Seiichi, are you okay?
[15:30] Seiichi
    Saria?
[15:32] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[15:35] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[15:38] Oliga
    Onii-chan, are you okay?
[15:41] Seiichi
    Oliga-chan?
[15:43] Lulune
    Master!
[15:44] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[15:45] Lulune
    Master!
[15:46] Artoria
    Seiichi! How dare you worry us like that?!
[15:49] Seiichi
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[15:53] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[15:55] Seiichi
    Kannazuki-senpai!
[15:59] Seiichi
    Are you okay, Senpai?!
[16:01] Kannazuki
    Yeah, I suddenly felt faint for some reason...
[16:05] Kannazuki
    Though this situation I'm in
    now certainly isn't a bad one.
[16:09] Seiichi
    Senpai?! Um, huh?
[16:10] Seiichi
    Were you always like this?
[16:12] Seiichi
    Senpai?!
[16:15] Kannazuki
    So you're saying we were being
    manipulated by the Kaiser Empire?
[16:20] Seiichi
    Fortunately, it looks like no orders had
    been issued through that bracelet yet.
[16:25] Seiichi
    But if it was still on...
[16:27] Kannazuki
    A bracelet that manipulates the
    will of the one wearing it?
[16:32] Kannazuki
    Why on earth would the
    Kaiser Empire use such a thing?
[16:34] Barnabus
    Most likely to use you as tools
    for defeating the Demon Lord.
[16:39] Kannazuki
    Principal?
[16:40] Barnabus
    You do know that the Wimberg Kingdom
    is trying to forge an alliance
[16:44] Barnabus
    with the Demon Lord Army, right?
[16:47] Seiichi
    Now that you mention it...
[16:50] Barnabus
    The Kaiser Empire is a troublesome nation.
[16:53] Barnabus
    I've heard rumors that
[16:55] Barnabus
    they're trying to stop other nations
    from allying with each other
[16:59] Barnabus
    in order to achieve world domination.
[17:01] Kannazuki
    World domination?!
[17:02] Seiichi
    You mean...
[17:04] Barnabus
    They're trying to use the heroes
    to destroy the Demon Lord Army,
[17:09] Barnabus
    the Wimberg Kingdom, or possibly even both.
[17:12] Kannazuki
    No way...
[17:14] Barnabus
    Though that's just my speculation.
[17:17] Barnabus
    The silver lining is that now the bracelets
    on the hero candidates are broken.
[17:23] Barnabus
    You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun.
[17:25] Seiichi
    Huh?
[17:27] Seiichi
    Oh, it was nothing.
[17:31] Seiichi
    B-Barna-san?
[17:37] Seiichi
    Please do remember to keep this a
    secret from the other students.
[17:42] Seiichi
    Got it?
[17:44] Kannazuki
    I can't believe we were brought
    to such a terrifying nation.
[17:48] Seiichi
    It's all right!
[17:49] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun?
[17:51] Seiichi
    It's all right.
[17:52] Seiichi
    No matter what happens, I'll protect you!
[18:00] Lulune
    Master! Stop staring at each
    other so we can get food already!
[18:04] Seiichi
    Didn't you just eat earlier?
[18:06] Lulune
    That was then! This is now!
[18:09] Saria
    Let's go, Seiichi.
[18:10] Seiichi
    Yeah.
[18:13] Kannazuki
    Seiichi-kun.
[18:16] Seiichi
    Yes?
[18:17] Kannazuki
    How about it?
[18:18] Kannazuki
    Would you let me join your
    group in a new role?
[18:23] Seiichi
    I don't mind, of course, but what role?
[18:27] Kannazuki
    Make me your older sister!
[18:32] Seiichi
    Sister?
[18:35] Kannazuki
    Why do you look freaked out?!
[18:36] Kannazuki
    I thought it was an appealing role.
[18:38] Seiichi
    No, please spare me that, Senpai.
[18:41] Kannazuki
    Why not?
[18:41] Seiichi
    Well, just because!
[18:42] Kannazuki
    Why not?
[18:43] Seiichi
    I mean, just because!
[18:44] Kannazuki
    But an older sister's—
[18:44] Airi
    Sei-chan...
[18:45] Seiichi
    No more!
[18:54] Demioros
    Did you notice, Angrea?
[18:56] Angrea
    A surge like that? Of course I did.
[18:59] Demioros
    How nostalgic.
[19:01] Demioros
    That was truly...
[19:03] Helio
    What are you doing there, Demioros, Angrea?
[19:07] Helio
    Down here.
[19:09] Helio
    It's me.
[19:10] Helio
    Helio from the Kaiser Empire.
[19:12] Both
    Gross!
[19:14] Demioros
    Wh-What did you want?
[19:15] Helio
    Don't be surprised,
[19:17] Helio
    but the Enslavement Bracelets
    have been broken!
[19:20] Angrea
    So?
[19:22] Helio
    How are you so calm?!
[19:23] Helio
    Now everything that went into training
    those hero candidates is all for naught!
[19:28] Helio
    The whole plan to sow chaos at the academy
[19:30] Helio
    and gather negative energy for
    the Great Devil's revival is now—
[19:34] Demioros
    We were planning on getting
    that plan started here soon.
[19:39] Demioros
    Right after a bit of a late lunch.
[19:41] Helio
    You think this is the time
    for a leisurely lunch?!
[19:44] Demioros
    If you get too angry,
    you'll give yourself more wrinkles.
[19:47] Helio
    That's none of your concern!
[19:48] Helio
    By the way, that surge from earlier...
[19:51] Angrea
    Yes, that.
[19:52] Angrea
    What exactly was that?
[19:54] Helio
    Even I don't quite know.
[19:57] Helio
    But...
[19:57] Helio
    That surge did drastically increase the
    strength of the Great Devil's darkness.
[20:03] Demioros
    I-It did?!
[20:06] Helio
    The Great Devil's revival is nigh!
[20:09] Helio
    Work hard, apostles of the Great Devil
    Order, Deliverance and Murder Princess!
[20:14] Helio
    Now is the time for your—
[20:17] Helio
    Hey! Stop! Stop it! You—
[20:20] Angrea
    I'm surprised it affected the Great Devil.
[20:24] Demioros
    That makes them even more worth killing.
[20:29] Demioros
    Wait, gross!
[20:31] Demioros
    Why does this coffee smell
    like old man stench?!
[20:34] Angrea
    I swallowed some!
[22:19] Kannazuki
    Hello! It's your older sister, Kannazuki!
[22:21] Kannazuki
    Now, everyone, as you've already heard,
[22:24] Kannazuki
    the role of older sister has finally
    been added to our group!
[22:28] Artoria
    Why is she taking charge here?
[22:30] Lulune
    Dunno.
[22:31] Oliga
    Me!
[22:32] Kannazuki
    Yes, Oliga-kun?
[22:33] Oliga
    Onee-chan's scary!
[22:35] Saria
    Oh, there, there.
[22:35] Lulune
    Hey! You made her cry!
[22:38] Kannazuki
    My bad! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[22:40] Kannazuki
    I'll stop with the older sister thing.
[22:42] Oliga
    Really?
[22:43] Kannazuki
    Um, uh...
[22:44] Kannazuki
    How about retainer, then?
[22:46] Lulune
    Wouldn't that overlap with servant?
[22:48] Saria
    Then what about employee?
[22:49] Kannazuki
    I think that still overlaps.
[22:51] Artoria
    What's wrong with Kannazuki-senpai, anyway?
[22:54] Kannazuki
    I'm Kannazuki.
    Seiichi-kun's Kannazuki-senpai!
[22:59] Kannazuki
    See, it's weird to have my name
    and role be the same thing.
[23:02] Lulune
    Then... Smell-Him-I-Cannazuki-senpai!
[23:04] Kannazuki
    Don't make a pun of my name.
[23:06] Artoria
    Stop-Smelling-Me-Mannazuki-senpai!
[23:08] Kannazuki
    I said stop playing with my name!
[23:10] Kannazuki
    And please let me smell you.
[23:12] Oliga
    Sniffer-nazuki-senpai!
[23:14] Kannazuki
    You can't just add "-nazuki"
    to the end of everything!
[23:16] Kannazuki
    I know I did sniff a lot, but still!
SIGN    Rumble
SIGN    Nanjourno
[23:19] Lulune
    Nanjourno!
[23:21] Kannazuki
    Where did you get Nanjourno from?!
[23:23] Kannazuki
    Also, what I'm asking for
    is a role, not a nickname!
[23:26] Saria
    Childhood friend isn't good enough?
[23:29] Kannazuki
    Like I said...
[23:30] Kannazuki
    Wait, that's an option!
[23:32] All
    Nanjourno.
[23:35] Seiichi
    The class competition between Class F
    and Class S finally starts.
[23:38] Seiichi
    Meanwhile, Seiichi is
    struck by sudden tragedy,
SIGN    Gruuumble
[23:41] Seiichi
    and uninvited guests make an appearance!
[23:43] ---
    Next time, "Apostles Attack"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Apostles Attack
[23:45] Seiichi
    We'll have fan service for you next time, too!

Season 2

E5 - Apostles Attack

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    At long last, Seiichi was reunited with
    his childhood friend, Kannazuki Karen.
[00:06] Saria (Gorilla)
    But his joy was short-lived.
[00:08] Saria (Gorilla)
    When he saw the Enslavement Bracelet
    on her wrist, he became furious.
[00:14] Saria (Gorilla)
    His rage unleashed a pitch-black
    darkness that swept over everyone.
[00:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    However, his friends' desperate pleas
    brought Seiichi back to himself.
[00:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    Once Kannazuki Karen was free of
    her bracelet, she joined our party,
[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)
    restoring our peaceful
    daily life at the academy.
[00:36] Saria (Gorilla)
    Or so we thought...
[00:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    But Demioros and Angrea,
[00:40] Saria (Gorilla)
    two apostles of the Great Devil
    Order, had infiltrated Barbador!
[00:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    The terrifying hand of evil is
    drawing closer with every moment!
[00:55] Seiichi
    That's it for today's class.
[00:57] Seiichi
    The class competition is next week.
[01:00] Agnos
    I'd be down to have it right now!
[01:03] Brud
    Come on...
[01:04] Brud
    Though I understand how you feel.
[01:06] Oliga
    Everyone's really motivated.
[01:08] Agnos
    Damn right we are!
[01:10] Agnos
    That bastard!
[01:13] (Flashback) Theobald
    Amusing.
[01:15] (Flashback) Theobald
    Then let me show you the difference
    between Class S and you dropouts.
[01:19] Agnos
    We'll crush him!
[01:21] Seiichi
    Now, now, that sounds violent.
[01:24] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei.
[01:26] Brud
    Please give us special training after school.
SIGN    Please train us.
[01:31] Seiichi
    But you can all use magic now.
    You don't need to push yourselves so hard.
[01:36] Helen
    I don't want to lose to that man!
[01:44] Beatrice
    What will you do, Sensei?
[01:46] Seiichi
    Huh? Uh, well...
[01:53] Seiichi
    All right. Well, everyone, time to train!
[01:56] All
    Yeah!
[01:58] Saria
    Yay, yay!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Apostles Attack
[03:45] Demioros
    Oh, gosh! It's so good!
[03:48] Angrea
    Are you a woman?
[03:50] Angrea
    Though...
[03:55] Demioros
    You can't fight on an empty stomach.
[03:57] Demioros
    It's just a little snack before we meet
    the students of the magic academy.
[04:01] Angrea
    Well, whatever. Check, pl—
[04:03] Demioros
    You there. Add a chocolate
    parfait and a panna cotta.
[04:06] Angrea
    You're eating more?
[04:07] Demioros
    Of course!
[04:08] Demioros
    I just can't sleep well if I don't eat my fill!
[04:13] Angrea
    Like I care!
SIGN    Like I care!!
[04:35] Helen
    Meteor Strike!
[04:38] Brud
    Ice Needle!
[04:44] Agnos
    Fire Wall!
[04:50] Seiichi
    Huh?
[04:55] Agnos
    Damn it, we're not getting anywhere.
[04:58] Agnos
    Why isn't it working?
[04:59] Brud
    Even after we learned magic...
[05:01] Seiichi
    What just happened?
[05:01] Agnos
    That's the worst part.
[05:02] Seiichi
    It felt familiar...
[05:03] Agnos
    Damn it.
[05:10] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Huh?
[05:12] Beatrice
    That's not true at all.
[05:15] Beatrice
    All four of you are steadily improving.
[05:18] Beatrice
    Right, Sensei?
[05:19] Seiichi
    Y-Yes.
[05:21] Seiichi
    At this rate, beating Class S
    won't be just a dream.
[05:25] Agnos
    Praising us like that isn't gonna
    make us happy or anything!
[05:28] Oliga
    You look really happy, though.
[05:29] Saria
    Yeah.
[05:32] Theobald
    Looks like you're all enjoying yourselves.
[05:36] Theobald
    I see failure students come
    with a teacher who's a fool, too.
[05:41] Brud
    Brother.
[05:42] Agnos
    The hell's your problem?
[05:44] Agnos
    Come to spy on us 'cause
    you're scared you'll lose?
[05:47] Theobald
    You're not even worth thinking about.
[05:49] Theobald
    We're just here to train.
[05:51] Theobald
    So I can make everyone kneel
    before me as Emperor.
[05:58] Theobald
    Oh? Those swords...
[06:00] Theobald
    Are you from the Valsha Empire?
[06:08] Theobald
    Looks like Class F really
    is full of dropouts.
[06:12] Theobald
    Such a small, weak nation will eventually
    fall under my Kaiser Empire's rule.
[06:17] Helen
    You bastard!
[06:19] Helen
    Shut up!
[06:20] Brud
    Please stop this!
[06:24] Brud
    Brother, you're wrong.
[06:26] Brud
    Dominating others by force
    won't lead to anything good.
[06:29] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei didn't abandon us
    when others called us failures.
[06:33] Theobald
    Seiichi?
[06:35] Theobald
    The man Saria mentioned?
[06:36] Saria
    That's right!
[06:38] Saria
    My husband!
[06:40] Theobald
    Very well.
[06:41] Theobald
    Then let's test you to see if
    you're really stronger than me.
[06:45] Seiichi
    Huh? Why?
[06:47] Brud
    Wait!
[06:48] Brud
    Your opponent won't be Sensei.
[06:50] Brud
    It will be us, Class F.
[06:52] Theobald
    Don't get in my way.
[06:53] Brud
    Sensei is the one who taught us
    that everyone has potential.
[06:58] Brud
    And we're going to prove that
    in the class competition!
[07:03] Theobald
    Good luck with that.
[07:10] Agnos
    Who does he think he is?
[07:12] Helen
    Seiichi-sensei.
[07:14] Seiichi
    Huh?
[07:15] Seiichi
    Did you just—
[07:16] Helen
    Please make me stronger!
[07:19] Agnos
    She just called him "Sensei" for the first time!
[07:26] Seiichi
    All right.
[07:27] Seiichi
    Let's get back to training, then.
[07:30] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    We're leaving
    it to you
[07:32] Helen
    Yeah!
[07:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    The students of Class F then began
    their harsh training under Seiichi.
[07:50] Saria (Gorilla)
    Some time passed, and finally, it was
    the eve of the class competition.
[07:58] Agnos
    I'm beat.
[08:01] Agnos
    I know I'm the one who said it,
    but do you really think we can win?
[08:05] Brud
    We've done everything we can.
[08:07] Brud
    Now we just have to have faith.
[08:16] Agnos
    He hides his head,
    but leaves himself exposed...
[08:18] Brud
    Rumor has it he's super beautiful
    underneath that bear head.
[08:25] Agnos
    For real?
[08:27] Agnos
    I thought it was just the same.
[08:29] Brud
    The same?
[08:30] Agnos
    It's like this, right?
[08:32] Baird
    Hello.
[08:33] Brud
    Oh, that.
[08:42] Seiichi
    Oh, you guys are here, too?
[08:45] Agnos
    I-It's Class S!
[08:49] Seiichi
    Oh, no! Maitting!
[08:52] Agnos
    Flop!
[08:59] Saria
    I'm the type to wash left hand first!
[09:04] Saria
    Helen-chan!
[09:05] Helen
    What?
[09:06] Saria
    Want me to help you?
[09:09] Helen
    Huh?!
[09:14] Beatrice
    I'm sorry for all this.
    I know you're tired from training, too.
[09:17] Helen
    It's fine.
[09:20] Beatrice
    I do feel bad about it.
[09:23] Helen
    Huh?
[09:24] Beatrice
    Unlike Seiichi-sensei,
    I wasn't any help to you all.
[09:32] Helen
    We were able to work so hard because you
    were there for us, Beatrice-sensei.
[09:36] Beatrice
    Huh?
[09:38] Helen
    Watch us.
[09:40] Helen
    We'll be sure to win tomorrow.
[09:43] Beatrice
    Yes.
[09:44] Beatrice
    I have faith that you all can do it.
[09:49] Saria
    And after all that, tomorrow
    is the class competition!
[10:04] Angrea
    Oh, gosh! So cute!
[10:07] Demioros
    Hey, now, just how many
    outfits do you intend to buy?
[10:11] Angrea
    I can't help it.
    Anything I wear looks good on me.
[10:14] Demioros
    Good grief.
[10:16] Destra
    It really does look good on you.
[10:18] Angrea
    Right?
[10:20] Angrea
    Wh-Who are you?
[10:22] Destra
    Hey, so...
[10:24] Destra
    Which tasted better, the chocolate
    parfait, the strawberry parfait,
[10:27] Destra
    or the matcha parfait?
[10:30] Demioros
    I didn't even notice him!
[10:33] Angrea
    Why are you here?!
[10:41] Destra
    Do your job already, would you?
[10:44] Destra
    If you're sloppy with your work,
[10:46] Destra
    you won't get any more chances.
[10:49] Destra
    You'll disappear.
[10:52] Demioros
    R-Right.
[10:58] Destra
    Later, then.
[10:59] Destra
    I'm counting on you two.
[11:06] Demioros
    L-Let's go!
[11:07] Angrea
    R-Right.
[11:19] Barnabus
    Now, Barbador Magic Academy's
    class competition will commence!
[11:44] Barnabus
    Our first match will be the group
    battle between Class S and Class F!
[11:50] Barnabus
    This will be an elimination match,
[11:52] Barnabus
    and the loser will be the first team
    to have all of its members defeated.
[11:57] Barnabus
    In addition, after this match, win or lose,
[12:01] Barnabus
    all conflict will be forbidden.
[12:05] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei?
SIGN    Gruuumble
[12:13] Seiichi
    I think the bakudan Lulune
    gave me isn't sitting well.
[12:19] Saria
    Seiichi, are you all right?
[12:21] Seiichi
    I'm not all right.
[12:22] Oliga
    The match is starting.
[12:23] Seiichi
    I know!
[12:25] Barnabus
    Now for the first match!
[12:28] Barnabus
    Vanguards, step forward!
[12:30] Theobald
    I'm the only one we'll need
    to deal with these nobodies.
[12:36] Agnos
    Hey, you gonna be okay?
[12:39] Brud
    You're worried about me?
[12:41] Agnos
    A-As if I'm worried!
[12:43] Agnos
    Get the hell out there and crush him quick!
SIGN    Win
[12:53] Theobald
    Let's go ahead and see
[12:54] Theobald
    what this supposed potential
    of the failures is.
[12:57] Barnabus
    Begin!
[13:05] Barnabus
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[13:06] Beatrice
    Principal!
[13:08] Barnabus
    Ah, but this is great! This tightness!
[13:12] Beatrice
    Huh?
[13:13] Barnabus
    Yes! Yes!
[13:14] Agnos
    What is that perverted old man
    doing, getting turned on?!
[13:16] Barnabus
    I love it! Squeeze tighter!
[13:24] Theobald
    Who's there?!
[13:26] Angrea
    Good day to you.
[13:27] Angrea
    I'm Angrea, an apostle
    of the Great Devil Order.
[13:32] Demioros
    I'm Demioros, of the same.
[13:35] Barnabus
    The Great Devil Order?!
[13:45] Demioros
    Quiet!
[13:49] Angrea
    Our apologies for the sudden intrusion,
[13:51] Angrea
    but we'll need all of you to die.
[13:54] Crowd
    What does she mean by that?
[13:56] Agnos
    Huh? What's that bitch saying?
[13:59] Demioros
    You need only keep quiet and become
    sacrifices to the Great Devil.
[14:09] Crowd
    What?
[14:10] Man
    What is this?
[14:11] Woman
    A wall of light? Some spell?
[14:13] Man2
    The exit's blocked!
[14:14] Woman2
    Now we can't escape!
[14:24] Students
    Help!
[14:26] Students
    Do something about this!
[14:28] Beatrice
    Everyone, settle down and remain calm!
[14:31] Beatrice
    This is advanced light magic.
[14:32] Beatrice
    And they deployed it in an instant!
[14:36] Angrea
    My, my, this is looking good.
[14:41] Demioros
    They're not allowed to leave.
[14:43] Demioros
    You will all fall into the pits
    of despair and then die.
[14:49] Theobald
    You're a rude pair, showing up unannounced.
[14:53] Theobald
    Trespassers like you ought to—
[14:57] Angrea
    And what will you do to us?
[15:00] Theobald
    Kneel before me!
[15:14] Angrea
    What a violent welcome.
[15:26] Angrea
    Now, go forth,
[15:27] Angrea
    my cute minions.
[15:32] Theobald
    What are you guys doing?!
[15:35] Demioros
    Murder Princess, the power to
    manipulate your targets at will.
[15:40] Demioros
    It's truly delightful.
[15:43] Brud
    Brother!
[15:46] Theobald
    Don't interfere!
[15:47] Theobald
    I don't need help from my little brother!
[15:48] Brud
    But...
[15:50] Angrea
    What beautiful sibling love.
[15:53] Angrea
    Though, I wonder how much longer
    you can keep putting up that front.
[15:57] Theobald
    How dare you?!
[15:58] Theobald
    I am the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire!
[16:02] Angrea
    Oh, my! Then if you two were to die,
[16:05] Angrea
    it would cause great despair
    within your people.
[16:09] Angrea
    In that case, please die at once!
[16:22] Agnos
    They were wide open!
[16:25] Brud
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[16:26] Helen
    So what do we do now?
[16:29] Brud
    Brother, we should work together for now.
[16:31] Helen
    Huh?!
[16:33] Brud
    The power those two
    possess is extraordinary.
[16:35] Brud
    If we want to save the academy,
     we have to work together!
[16:39] Brud
    Helen, just for now, please!
[16:47] Helen
    You be the one to give orders.
[16:49] Agnos
    Once we send these two packing,
[16:51] Agnos
    let's get right back to the class competition!
[16:58] Theobald
    Do as you please.
[16:59] Brud
    All right.
[17:00] Brud
    Let's go, everyone!
[17:13] Angrea
    Naïve.
[17:21] Theobald
    It's a king's duty
[17:22] Theobald
    to take down the enemy leaders!
[17:30] Angrea
    You're paying the price for
    using your friends as decoys,
[17:33] Angrea
    little Kaiser Emperor.
[17:37] Theobald
    Fool.
[17:42] Angrea
    You used defense magic,
    assuming you'd be attacked?!
[17:46] Brud
    Now!
[18:11] Demioros
    Oh, boy. It came off.
[18:16] Angrea
    How dare you...
[18:20] Angrea
    You damn brats?!
[18:23] Angrea
    You've done it now!
[18:25] Angrea
    Now that you've seen my bare face,
[18:28] Angrea
    none of you bastards are getting out alive!
[18:30] Angrea
    All of you can burn,
[18:33] Angrea
    you damn scum!
[18:38] Brud
    Agnos!
[18:39] Angrea
    You, too!
[18:42] Brud
    Wh-What is this power?!
[18:45] Theobald
    Why, you!
[18:47] Angrea
    Shut up, dumbass!
[18:53] Angrea
    You're annoying!
[18:59] Demioros
    That mask hides both Angrea's face
[19:03] Demioros
    and the true power sleeping within her body.
[19:08] Demioros
    Her flames were born when
    she first burned her own face.
[19:12] Demioros
    They're the fires of hell,
    cursing everything.
[19:23] Angrea
    You have an awfully pretty face, don't you?
[19:30] Demioros
    Good grief, there she goes again.
[19:33] Angrea
    Seeing a pretty face like yours...
[19:37] Angrea
    makes me want to ruin it!
[19:47] Angrea
    Huh?!
[19:51] Beatrice
    I won't let you lay a hand
    on my students any longer!
[19:56] Helen
    Beatrice-sensei...
[19:57] Angrea
    Tsk.
[20:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Surprisingly, Beatrice-san is
    the one to stand up to Angrea!
[20:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    Will she be able to beat the apostles
    of the Great Devil Order?!
[20:12] Saria (Gorilla)
    And will Seiichi...
[20:14] Saria
    Hey, you still in there?
[20:17] Seiichi
    True: Get Better!
SIGN    True: Get Better
SIGN    Gruuumble
[20:21] Seiichi
    It's not working!
[20:23] Seiichi
    By the way, this spell is the evolution
    of "Get Better" from the first season!
[21:57] Saria (Gorilla)
    While the students of Class F
    were fighting a terrifying foe...
[22:02] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi was also fighting
    his own terrifying battle!
[22:08] Saria
    Seiichi, are you all right?
[22:10] Seiichi
    I'm not all right!
[22:10] Oliga
    Onii-chan, is your stomach feeling better?
[22:13] Seiichi
    I might be done for.
[22:14] Saria
    Then Oliga-chan and I will cure you!
[22:17] Oliga
    Yeah! I want to help you, Onii-chan!
[22:19] Seiichi
    Thank you!
[22:21] Seiichi
    But how will you do it?
[22:22] Saria
    I've heard it's important to hydrate
    when you have an upset stomach.
[22:26] Seiichi
    Huh?
[22:27] Saria
    There!
[22:30] Saria
    How's that, Seiichi?
[22:32] Seiichi
    Achoo!
[22:33] Seiichi
    Stupid Saria!
[22:35] Oliga
    You made him cold, and now
    his stomach's hurting again.
[22:38] Saria
    Huh?
[22:39] Seiichi
    Saria-san!
[22:41] Oliga
    I've heard that stress isn't good
    for the stomach, either.
[22:45] Oliga
    Let's meditate to calm his emotions.
[22:48] Both
    Let's meditate.
[22:52] Seiichi
    Wait, this could cause a broadcast crash!
[22:54] Oliga
    Oh, if you get too angry...
[22:57] Seiichi
    Oh, no!
[22:59] Saria
    Now that I think about it,
    didn't we have some stomach medicine?
[23:03] Seiichi
    Say that sooner!
[23:06] Seiichi
    Whew, you saved me.
[23:08] Seiichi
    Thank you, Saria.
[23:09] Saria
    You're welcome.
[23:10] Seiichi
    Huh? It's not working at all!
[23:12] Oliga
    Is the medicine you just took
    a laxative, by chance?
[23:15] Seiichi
    You're right!
[23:16] Seiichi
    It says "laxative" on it!
[23:18] Seiichi
    I'm so done!
[23:20] Seiichi
    I can't even show my face!
[23:22] Seiichi
    Why is this happening?!
[23:24] Seiichi
    Oh, it's coming out! It's really coming out!
[23:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    And so Seiichi's battle will
    continue until next week!
[23:27] Seiichi
    Oh, it's really coming out!
[23:32] Saria (Gorilla)
    To be continued!
[23:32] Seiichi
    Oh, no! We're all out of time!
[23:35] Seiichi
    My stomach!
[23:37] Seiichi
    Everyone, forget about me—
[23:38] Seiichi
    My stomach!
[23:39] Seiichi
    Everyone, forget about me—
[23:41] Seiichi
    Wait! Beatrice-san is fighting?!
[23:43] Seiichi
    Next time, "Battle for
    Barbador Magic Academy"!
SIGN    Next Time
    Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
[23:46] Seiichi
    I am the protagonist here, right?!

Season 2

E6 - Battle for Barbador Magic Academy

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    With Barbador Magic Academy's
    class competition coming up,
[00:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    Class F was burning with the
    desire to defeat Class S,
[00:08] Saria (Gorilla)
    so they asked Seiichi to give
    them intensive training.
[00:12] Saria (Gorilla)
    Then the day of the
    competition finally arrived!
[00:16] Saria (Gorilla)
    But it was interrupted by the appearance
    of the Great Devil Order's apostles,
[00:19] Saria (Gorilla)
    Demioros and Angrea!
[00:22] Saria (Gorilla)
    Class F teamed up with
    their nemesis, Theobald,
[00:26] Saria (Gorilla)
    to defend the school and face Angrea!
[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)
    However, their efforts were futile
    against her terrifying might,
[00:33] Saria (Gorilla)
    and they were defeated.
[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    The one who then stood
    up to defend them was...
[00:38] (Flashback) Beatrice
    I won't let you lay a hand
    on my students any longer!
[00:43] Saria (Gorilla)
    It's Beatrice versus Angrea.
[00:44] Saria (Gorilla)
    Who will come out on top in their fight?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Battle for Barbador Magic Academy
[02:46] Helen
    Beatrice-sensei...
[02:50] Angrea
    You won't let me?
[02:52] Angrea
    I'd love to see if a hag like you
    can even do anything about it!
[02:57] Beatrice
    Hag?
[02:59] Barnabus
    I'm sorry, Beatrice-kun!
[03:01] Barnabus
    I want to come help you,
    but these bonds are so tight!
[03:04] Barnabus
    I'm definitely not just enjoying this!
[03:10] Beatrice
    I will protect our students!
[03:17] Angrea
    Oh?
[03:22] Angrea
    Hmm? Protect your students?
[03:27] Angrea
    Well, can you still say that after this?
[03:45] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun!
[03:47] Brud
    That's...
[04:00] Angrea
    What will you do now?
[04:08] Brud
    If only...
[04:11] Helen
    ...Seiichi-sensei were here...
[04:16] Saria
    Seiichi, you still in there?
[04:19] Oliga
    Are you okay?
[04:21] Seiichi
    I'm not!
[04:23] Angrea
    Go!
[04:24] Angrea
    Masked Pompadour!
[04:28] Beatrice
    Stop this, Agnos-kun!
[04:30] Beatrice
    Return to your senses!
[04:33] Brud
    Stop it, Agnos!
[04:37] Angrea
    It's no use, idiot!
[04:39] Angrea
    He'll only listen to what I tell him now.
[04:44] Angrea
    Hey, Pompadour, tell her how you truly feel!
[04:52] Agnos
    I'm able to use magic
    thanks to Seiichi-sensei.
[04:56] Agnos
    Not thanks to you.
[04:57] Agnos
    Not thanks to you.
[04:59] Agnos
    Not thanks to you.
[05:01] Agnos
    Not thanks to you.
[05:02] Agnos
    Not thanks to you.
[05:13] Angrea
    That expression is the best!
[05:16] Angrea
    I love it!
[05:22] Brud
    Sensei, please don't believe him!
[05:24] Brud
    He's just being forced to say that!
[05:26] Helen
    That's right!
[05:27] Helen
    He's grateful to you, just like all of us are!
[05:34] Brud
    We'll stop Agnos by force!
[05:37] Beatrice
    It's fine!
[05:40] Beatrice
    This is my punishment.
[05:41] Beatrice
    My punishment for not being
    able to bring out your talents.
[05:47] Both
    Sensei!
[05:49] Angrea
    Finish her off, Pompadour!
[05:56] Beatrice
    But even so...
[06:03] Beatrice
    I still want to be your teacher!
[06:09] Beatrice
    Agnos Passion!
[06:11] Beatrice
    Get a hold of yourself!
[06:14] Angrea
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:16] Angrea
    Go on! Rip that woman apart!
[06:21] Brud
    I get it!
[06:23] (Flashback) Beatrice
    Agnos-kun!
[06:23] Brud
    Because he kept getting
    chastised day in and day out...
[06:25] (Flashback) Beatrice
    Agnos-kun!
[06:26] Brud
    His body—no, his very soul remembers it!
[06:29] Brud
    Sensei's strict, yet warm affection!
[06:35] Angrea
    You listen to what I tell you!
[06:43] Brud
    Agnos!
[06:45] Angrea
    What?!
[06:49] Beatrice
    Using others to commit evil deeds...
[06:53] Beatrice
    It looks like you need some
    especially strict discipline.
[06:58] Angrea
    Go ahead and try, you damn teacher!
[07:07] Angrea
    Wha—
[07:09] Beatrice
    You're next!
[07:31] Beatrice
    That concludes the lesson.
[07:33] Beatrice
    Any questions?
[07:37] Beatrice
    Now, that's it for today's class.
[07:48] Agnos
    Huh?
[07:50] Agnos
    What was I...
[07:51] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun.
[07:53] Agnos
    Boss Lady Beatrice...
[07:56] Agnos
    Boss Lady, I... I...
[07:59] Agnos
    I don't really get what happened,
[08:01] Agnos
    but I said something awful to you, didn't I?!
[08:04] Agnos
    That wasn't true!
[08:06] Agnos
    I don't remember what I did at all,
[08:09] Agnos
    but I know I need to apologize,
[08:11] Agnos
    to tell you it wasn't true!
[08:12] Agnos
    I may be an idiot,
[08:14] Agnos
    but I wouldn't do anything to hurt you!
[08:17] Agnos
    Anyway, I'm sorry!
[08:22] Agnos
    Huh?
[08:24] Beatrice
    You shouldn't be falling asleep during class.
[08:27] Agnos
    Boss Lady!
[08:29] Helen
    Thank you, Sensei.
[08:31] Brud
    I had no idea you were that strong.
[08:33] Agnos
    Huh? What do you mean she's strong?
[08:36] Helen
    Don't you remember?
[08:38] Helen
    Well, I guess an idiot wouldn't.
[08:40] Agnos
    What?!
[08:41] Agnos
    I won't let anyone say that, even you!
[08:44] Brud
    You actually fought against her, you know.
[08:47] Agnos
    Huh?! I don't remember that at all!
[08:51] Agnos
    Don't laugh!
[08:53] Demioros
    Have you forgotten? I'm still h—
[08:54] Agnos
    What's with you guys?!
[08:57] Agnos
    Anyway, let's all go grab something to eat!
[08:59] Beatrice
    Agnos-kun, you need to go
    to the nurse's office first.
[09:02] Agnos
    Whoops.
[09:12] Beatrice
    Principal!
[09:13] Demioros
    Have you forgotten me?!
[09:19] Demioros
    Honestly... I wish you'd save the
    celebration until after you've defeated me,
[09:24] Demioros
    the Great Devil Order apostle,
    Demioros the Deliverance.
[09:28] Helen
    Now that you mention it...
[09:30] Agnos
    There was that other guy.
[09:31] Brud
    I forgot about him.
[09:32] Demioros
    Also...
[09:34] Demioros
    I absolutely loathe waiters who
    don't respond when they're summoned,
[09:39] Demioros
    and idiots who can't read the room!
[09:42] Demioros
    Die, die, die, die!
[09:54] Demioros
    Good grief.
[09:56] Demioros
    Now, Sensei, if you would please continue...
[10:00] Demioros
    with your lovely special lesson.
[10:13] Angrea
    D-Demioros...
[10:16] Demioros
    Oh, my. You're still alive?
[10:19] Angrea
    P-Please... lend me...
    just a bit of your power...
[10:27] Demioros
    My power?
[10:30] Angrea
    If you do... then I can keep fighting...
[10:36] Angrea
    Wh-What's so funny?
[10:41] Demioros
    I'm already finished with you.
[10:45] Angrea
    You would forsake me, a fellow apostle?
[10:48] Angrea
    The Great Devil won't allow it!
[10:51] Demioros
    You seem to be misunderstanding something.
[10:54] Demioros
    You're no apostle.
[10:57] Angrea
    What do you mean?
[11:00] Demioros
    An apostle is one who has received
    a portion of the Great Devil's power
[11:04] Demioros
    and can use it.
[11:06] Demioros
    A crest appears on their body as proof of that.
[11:10] Demioros
    Like this one.
[11:11] Angrea
    N-No...
[11:15] Demioros
    Well? Do you have a crest anywhere on you?
[11:19] Demioros
    Your only value lies in your
    intellect and your magical might.
[11:22] Demioros
    But now you've lost even that value.
[11:30] Demioros
    That look on your face is perfect!
[11:33] Demioros
    That despair is just we want!
[11:36] Demioros
    For the sake of the Great Devil!
[11:47] Demioros
    Now, shall we get started
    with the rest of the lesson?
[11:53] Beatrice
    You need especially strict
    discipline, don't you?
[12:04] Brud
    He's strong!
[12:08] Demioros
    Come on, give me some of
    that discipline, please!
[12:14] Helen
    Beatrice-sensei!
[12:18] Agnos
    Boss Lady!
[12:20] Both
    Sensei!
[12:21] Beatrice
    Stay back!
[12:23] Beatrice
    You mustn't come closer!
[12:34] Demioros
    I'm glad.
[12:36] Demioros
    It would be boring if this were the end.
[12:52] Brud
    Sensei's going all-out.
[12:54] Agnos
    That's totally wicked!
[12:55] Demioros
    Oh?
[12:58] Beatrice
    Now this... is your dead end!
[13:16] Beatrice
    N-No way...
[13:18] Demioros
    I really liked this one, too.
[13:22] Demioros
    Are you ready to compensate me for it...
[13:24] Demioros
    with your life?!
[13:30] Demioros
    Come on, come on, come on!
[13:37] Brud
    Baird!
[13:59] Beatrice
    Everyone!
[14:09] Demioros
    That's great.
[14:11] Demioros
    The despair you'll feel after losing your
    beloved students should be tremendous.
[14:18] Demioros
    Please tell me, Sensei.
[14:20] Demioros
    What kind of expression do humans
    make when struck with despair?
[14:28] Demioros
    Oh?
[14:29] Demioros
    You'll protect your students
    even at the cost of your own life?
[14:35] Demioros
    How wonderful, Sensei!
[14:37] Demioros
    You're worthy of respect.
[14:40] Demioros
    But no.
[14:42] Demioros
    No! No! That's not it!
[14:44] Demioros
    You must despair as your students
    are killed before your eyes.
[14:49] Demioros
    Do you understand now?
[14:52] Demioros
    So move already.
[14:55] Beatrice
    I am an educator.
[14:57] Beatrice
    I'm one of those entrusted to believe
    in the potential of their students,
[15:00] Beatrice
    help it grow, and watch over them.
[15:02] Beatrice
    I will never stand down!
[15:07] Agnos
    What are you saying, Boss Lady?!
[15:09] Brud
    Why would you go so far?!
[15:11] Helen
    Sensei!
[15:13] Demioros
    The teacher they admire will
    be killed before their eyes.
[15:16] Demioros
    I'm sure the Great Devil would be
    quite delighted with that despair, too.
[15:28] Demioros
    It's over now!
[15:31] Demioros
    Thank you for your instruction!
[15:39] Beatrice
    Everyone...
[15:40] Agnos
    Stop!
[15:52] Helen/Brud
    Seiichi-sensei!
[15:54] Agnos
    Boss Man!
[15:55] Airi
    Sei-chan!
[15:58] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei?
[16:01] Seiichi
    What is this? What's going on?
[16:04] Demioros
    You there...
[16:07] Demioros
    Would you release my hand?
[16:11] Demioros
    What?!
[16:13] Seiichi
    Are you all right, Beatrice-sensei?
[16:15] Beatrice
    S-Seiichi-sensei...
[16:19] Seiichi
    Saria, Oliga-chan, take care of everyone.
[16:22] Oliga
    Leave them to us, Onii-chan!
[16:24] Saria
    But what about you?
[16:35] Demioros
    He's...
[16:37] Seiichi
    Are you the one who did all this?
[16:42] Seiichi
    Did you... do this?
[16:54] Seiichi
    Answer me.
[16:56] Seiichi
    Are you the one who hurt all of them?!
[17:16] Demioros
    You're finished!
[17:19] Demioros
    Die!
[17:23] Demioros
    Die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
[17:44] Beatrice
    A-Amazing...
[17:53] Lulune
    Master! You're too awesome!
[17:56] Artoria
    He's unbelievable.
[17:58] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[18:00] Saria
    You did it, Seiichi!
[18:02] Seiichi
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[18:04] Seiichi
    This happened because I was late.
[18:06] Agnos
    Boss Man, you're awesome!
[18:07] Agnos
    You really are super strong!
[18:09] Agnos
    None of this would have happened
    if you were here from the start!
SIGN    Almighty
[18:13] Helen
    Sensei, where were you all this time?
[18:17] Seiichi
    I'm sorry. I was fighting a different enemy.
[18:21] Agnos
    That's our Boss Man!
[18:23] Agnos
    Both you and Boss Lady are the best teachers!
[18:27] Helen
    I'll get stronger, too.
[18:30] Helen
    Like both of them.
[18:31] Saria
    Wow, Seiichi!
[18:34] Crowd
    You were incredible!
[18:46] Theobald
    Brud.
[18:48] Theobald
    Will you laugh at your
    brother's pathetic defeat?
[18:51] Brud
    No.
[18:53] Brud
    We still have much to learn.
[18:55] Brud
    That's all.
[18:58] Brud
    Let's get stronger, too, Brother.
[19:02] Theobald
    Hmph.
[19:21] Jutis
    I'm grateful that you all have
    made the long journey to be here.
[19:28] Gempel
    It's been a real long time since the
    four of us got together, hasn't it?
[19:33] Vitor
    So? What's this about?
[19:37] Jutis
    The two sent to Barbador,
    Angrea and Demioros, have been defeated.
[19:43] Vitor
    Oh?
[19:45] Gempel
    Our enemy's not half bad!
[19:48] Jutis
    I've summoned you all here today
    so we can make our next move.
[19:53] Vitor
    That's all well and good,
[19:55] Vitor
    but why are you giving the orders?
[19:58] Jutis
    No, I would never dare give orders.
[20:01] Jutis
    I was simply hoping to borrow your aid
    for the revival of the Great Devil.
[20:06] Destra
    Sure!
[20:08] Destra
    Though I never had much hope for
    those two from the beginning.
[20:14] Gempel
    I'll strike first!
[20:16] Vitor
    Go right ahead.
[20:19] Jutis
    If you would, please.
[22:03] Seiichi
    By the way, what's going on? Who are they?
[22:05] Agnos
    I remember them saying
    they're Machine Siblings.
[22:09] Seiichi
    Machine Siblings? They're mechas?!
[22:11] Barnabus
    No, the Great Devil Order!
[22:14] Seiichi
    Oh.
[22:15] Beatrice
    You know of them?
[22:17] Barnabus
    It seems the day of the
    final battle is close.
[22:21] Barnabus
    We'll all need to come together
    and face them as one!
[22:26] Seiichi
    Still, I'm surprised you could do that.
[22:27] Saria
    Being machine siblings sounds nice.
[22:27] Agnos
    What? They're not machines?
[22:31] Barnabus
    Listen up! I'm saying something
    really important here!
[22:41] Demioros
    I'm...
[22:45] Demioros
    Demioros the Deliverance.
[22:47] Demioros
    I'll send you to hell!
[22:52] Demioros
    Die!
[22:54] Airi
    Sei-chan!
[23:17] Oliga
    O-Onii-chan?
[23:20] Saria
    Seiichi?
[23:22] Saria
    Seiichi?
[23:25] Saria
    Sei...
[23:28] Saria
    No!
[23:35] Seiichi
    Everyone, this is Hiiragi Seiichi.
[23:37] Seiichi
    It was a short run, but thank you all
    for watching The Fruit of Evolution 2.
[23:41] Seiichi
    I'm kidding! There's no way I'd die like that!
[23:45] Seiichi
    I'm the protagonist!
[23:46] Seiichi
    Next time, "Seiichi Dies."
SIGN    Next Time
    Seiichi Dies

Season 2

E7 - Seiichi Dies

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[00:18] Saria
    Seiichi...
[00:20] Artoria
    Seiichi...
[00:21] Lulune
    Master...
[00:22] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[00:24] Agnos
    You gotta be kidding me, Boss Man...
[00:26] Agnos
    You died on us?
[00:28] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei...
[00:30] Helen
    Sensei...
[00:32] Beatrice
    Sensei, it can't be...
[00:35] Barnabus
    I didn't expect him to be lost...
[00:38] Saria
    Seiichi...
SIGN    Seiichi Dies...
[00:49] Heavenly Voice
    "Seiichi Dies..."
[00:55] Saria
    One, two!
[00:56] Everyone
    Thank you very much!
[00:59] Seiichi
    Wait, it's not over yet!
[01:01] Seiichi
    I'm alive! I'm still kicking!
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Seiichi Dies
[02:50] Airi
    Sei-chan, I finally found you.
[02:56] Seiichi
    Uh, and you are... who?
[03:01] Airi
    We've been together since
    middle school! I'm Airin!
[03:05] Seiichi
    Airin? The seasoning?
[03:07] Heavenly Voice
    That's mirin.
SIGN    Mirin
[03:08] Seiichi
    The bicycle thing?
[03:09] Heavenly Voice
    That's racing (keirin).
[03:09] Seiichi
    The Pythagoras thing?
[03:11] Heavenly Voice
    That's theorem (teiri).
[03:13] Heavenly Voice
    Um, shall I just explain it to you?
[03:16] Airi
    Whose voice is that?
[03:19] Heavenly Voice
    It's been a long time.
[03:20] Heavenly Voice
    This is the underworld,
[03:21] Heavenly Voice
    the realm inhabited
    by the souls of the dead.
[03:24] Airi
    Th-Th-The underworld?!
[03:26] Seiichi
    You mean I died?!
[03:28] Heavenly Voice
    that's right, Seiichi!
[03:30] Heavenly Voice
    You are already dead.
[03:32] Seiichi
    Huh?
[03:33] Heavenly Voice
    Oh, Seiichi! How pathetic of you to go and die!
[03:36] Seiichi
    Uh, were you always like this?
[03:38] Airi
    Airi is dead.
[03:40] Seiichi
    That's a bad joke.
[03:41] Heavenly Voice
    Pardon me.
[03:42] Heavenly Voice
    It's been so long since I was
    around, I misread our closeness.
[03:45] Heavenly Voice
    Now, once more...
[03:46] Heavenly Voice
    If you, the protagonist, remain dead,
    this series is finished.
[03:51] Heavenly Voice
    So please find some way
    to come back to life.
[03:53] Seiichi
    Okay... but how do I do that?
[03:56] Heavenly Voice
    You must find the Gate of the Living
[03:58] Heavenly Voice
    that exists somewhere in the
    underworld, and pass through it.
[04:02] Both
    Gate of the Living?
[04:04] Seiichi
    If we pass through that gate,
    we can go back to our original world?
[04:07] Heavenly Voice
    You catch on quickly.
[04:09] Heavenly Voice
    Now hurry up and get to it!
[04:11] Airi
    I'll do my best to see you
    brought back to life, Sei-chan!
[04:17] Airi
    So let's get going to the Gate of the Living!
[04:20] Airi
    Yeah!
[04:22] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah.
[04:23] Airi
    Get more pumped up!
[04:25] Seiichi
    Yeah!
[04:26] Heavenly Voice
    I call it the "Sudden Cross-the-Styx
    Yes-or-No Ultra Quiz"!
SIGN    Sudden Cross
    Ultra Quiz
[04:32] Heavenly Voice
    I will be asking you
    questions about your life.
[04:36] Heavenly Voice
    To pass the checkpoints,
    you must choose yes or no.
[04:39] Heavenly Voice
    Leap into whichever you think is the answer.
[04:42] Seiichi
    Uh, and what happens if I get it wrong?
[04:45] Heavenly Voice
    Then you splash into the Styx.
[04:47] Heavenly Voice
    Instant death.
[04:48] Seiichi
    We're already dead, though.
[04:50] Heavenly Voice
    Do you want to go to
    the Gate of the Living?!
[04:53] Airi
    I do!
SIGN    Yeah!
[04:54] Heavenly Voice
    Do you really, truly want to go?!
[04:57] Seiichi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Yeah!
[04:58] Airi
    I totally want to go for real!
SIGN    Yeah!
[05:00] Heavenly Voice
    Question!
[05:03] Heavenly Voice
    The reason Airin fell in love
    with Seiichi was...
[05:05] Seiichi
    Huh?!
[05:06] Heavenly Voice
    Love at first sight!
[05:08] Heavenly Voice
    Yes or no?!
[05:09] Heavenly Voice
    Now, go!
[05:11] Seiichi
    Airin, you're in love with me?
[05:13] Heavenly Voice
    Airi-san cannot answer you.
[05:17] Seiichi
    I've never had anyone fall in love
    with me at first sight before,
[05:20] Seiichi
    but there is still a possibility...
[05:23] Heavenly Voice
    You're surprisingly full of yourself, huh?
[05:28] Seiichi
    Whatever! Let's do this!
[05:29] Heavenly Voice
    Now, yes or no? Choose your answer!
SIGN    Mmn!!
SIGN    Mmn!!
SIGN    Mmn!!
SIGN    Mmn!!
SIGN    Mmn!!
SIGN    Mmn! Mnh!
[05:40] Seiichi
    Was it love at first sight, or was it not?
[05:43] Seiichi
    I have no idea!
[05:45] Seiichi
    Which was it?
[05:53] Seiichi
    Hey, is she sending me some kind of signal?
[05:56] Seiichi
    The shape of her legs...
[05:58] Seiichi
    An X? So the answer is no?
[05:59] Seiichi
    Oh, no, I might be wrong.
[06:01] Seiichi
    Maybe she just needs to
    pee and she's holding it.
[06:11] Seiichi
    Fine! I'll bet it all on this one!
[06:14] Seiichi
    Monkey Turn!
[06:25] Heavenly Voice
    Correct!
[06:29] Seiichi
    Thank goodness!
[06:32] Seiichi
    That was close...
[06:35] Airi
    Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
[06:39] Airi
    You got it right!
[06:42] Airi
    You did it, Sei-chan!
[06:45] Seiichi
    Airin...
[06:46] Heavenly Voice
    Now watch this video clip
    of the right answer!
[06:56] Airi
    It was back in middle school.
[06:58] Airi
    I always ate lunch alone
    because I didn't have any friends.
[07:12] Airi
    That was when I first met you, Sei-chan.
[07:16] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Use these if you'd like.
[07:23] (Flashback) Airi
    Th-Thank you.
[07:27] Airi
    Since neither of us fit in at school,
[07:30] Airi
    we both started eating our
    lonely lunches together.
[07:33] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Anyway, why are you here all alone?
[07:37] (Flashback) Airi
    That's a rude thing to ask out of the blue.
[07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[07:41] (Flashback) Seiichi
    I didn't mean anything by it.
[07:43] (Flashback) Seiichi
    It's just...
[07:44] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're not being bullied like I am, right?
[07:48] (Flashback) Seiichi
    So I wondered why...
[07:51] (Flashback) Airi
    I'm just not good at talking to others.
[07:56] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Even though you chat with me so much?
[07:58] (Flashback) Airi
    Well, that's... because you're easy to talk to.
[08:02] (Flashback) Airi
    Besides, I look so utterly plain,
[08:06] (Flashback) Airi
    so I'm not very confident.
[08:08] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You should have more confidence in yourself.
[08:12] (Flashback) Airi
    Huh?
[08:14] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're, well...
[08:15] (Flashback) Seiichi
    You're a nice, honest girl,
    and you're a good listener.
[08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi
    Plus, I think you're cute.
[08:21] (Flashback) Airi
    C-Cute?
[08:24] (Flashback) Seiichi
    So I'm sure you could make friends
[08:27] (Flashback) Seiichi
    if you approached others the same
    way you're talking to me right now.
[08:32] (Flashback) Seiichi
    S-Sorry for saying such odd things.
[08:39] (Flashback) Airi
    N-No...
[08:41] (Flashback) Airi
    You called me cute.
[08:47] Heavenly Voice
    It wasn't love at first sight
    because she gradually became
[08:50] Heavenly Voice
    attracted to your kindness
    as you chatted on the roof.
[08:55] Seiichi
    You're the girl I ate lonely lunches with!
[08:59] Airi
    You finally remembered me, Sei-chan.
[09:02] Airi
    I'm who am I now because of you.
[09:07] Seiichi
    I didn't know.
[09:09] Airi
    So I swore that this time I would
    risk my life to protect you!
[09:16] Seiichi
    Airin...
[09:21] Heavenly Voice
    So congratulations on passing
    the first checkpoint!
[09:25] Airi
    Yay!
[09:27] Heavenly Voice
    Now, we're finally at the last checkpoint!
[09:29] Seiichi
    Huh?! The last one already?!
[09:34] Ranze
    I'm speaking to you today for one reason alone.
[09:37] Ranze
    We've received a letter
    from the Demon Kingdom
[09:41] Ranze
    officially requesting to forge an alliance.
[09:46] Guscle
    Long time no bridge!
[09:49] Guscle
    So it's finally time for us to shine!
[09:52] Ranze
    You haven't changed at all, Guscle.
[09:54] Ranze
    Wait, where's Eris?
[09:56] Eris
    Right here.
[10:00] Ranze
    What?!
[10:02] Ranze
    I'm guessing I was in the bath too long and
[10:05] Ranze
    the heat put me to sleep,
    so you tied me up while I was out?!
[10:08] Eris
    It's a wooden horse. It looks more painful
    than it is... but it does hurt a little.
[10:12] Eris
    It has a sauna mat laid over it, too.
[10:14] Eris
    It's important for ropes and
    alliances to be bound tightly!
[10:18] Ranze
    Listen when people talk!
[10:22] Lutia
    Everyone, listen.
[10:24] Lutia
    We're forging the alliance
[10:26] Lutia
    with the Wimberg Kingdom that
    we've been working on for a while.
[10:29] Lutia
    Now we demons can truly reclaim
    our smiles and move forward.
[10:37] Lutia
    There's only one more step
    to ratify the alliance.
[10:40] Lutia
    Everyone, please lend me your aid.
[10:43] Urus and Leia
    We're with you, Demon Lord.
[10:47] Lutia
    If anyone has any thoughts,
    feel free to voice them now.
[10:52] Urus
    I have one concern.
[10:54] Lutia
    What is it?
[10:56] Urus
    There are several people in the Wimberg
    Kingdom who are beyond comprehension.
[11:00] Urus
    Especially that unfathomable
    Guild Master, Guscle.
[11:05] Urus
    I don't think it would be wise
    to allow him to get close to you.
[11:10] Leia
    That's certainly true.
[11:12] Lutia
    A naked muscle-man?
    Humans are so strange.
[11:14] Jade
    I think I'm likely to get along
    well with them all.
[11:20] Leia
    Lutia-sama, please rest assured.
[11:22] Leia
    There is one individual, Eris,
    who is relatively normal.
[11:26] Lutia
    Relatively normal?
[11:29] Leia
    Her.
[11:36] Lutia
    She's kind of cute.
[11:38] Ranze
    At any rate, the fate of this
    kingdom rests in your hands.
[11:43] Ranze
    I'm counting on you to handle it.
[11:45] Guscle
    Yeah! Time to shine once more!
[11:48] Guscle
    My arm's itching to go!
    No, my upper bicep is!
[11:53] Eris
    My whip's ready to crack!
[11:56] Guscle
    Oh! It's finally time!
[11:58] Ranze
    I can always count on them...
[12:00] Ranze
    even though they're perverts!
[12:06] Eris
    Now for a short SM—sorry, commercial break.
[12:14] Heavenly Voice
    Seiichi and Airi have safely passed
    through the first checkpoint.
[12:19] Heavenly Voice
    Now they're desperately wandering
    in search of the next checkpoint.
[12:22] Seiichi
    Hey, please quit making up
    stories of your own!
[12:24] Airi
    We're not really wandering.
[12:27] Heavenly Voice
    And after wandering around,
    they finally arrived to find...
[12:31] Seiichi
    It kept going!
[12:32] Heavenly Voice
    ...that another trial was awaiting them!
[12:35] Heavenly Voice
    And after this, they would be in dire straits!
[12:40] Doit
    I've been waiting for you, Seiichi!
[12:44] Seiichi
    A-Aren't you...
[12:46] Doit
    I am the great ancestor of the Rose Clan—
[12:50] Seiichi
    The novel author, Miku-sensei?
[12:52] Flunky1
    People call him the conqueror
    of the underworld!
[12:54] Flunky2
    Shall We Do It the First!
SIGN    Shall we do it?
[12:56] Doit
    Shall we do it?
[12:58] Seiichi
    The ancestor of that guy
    who appeared in season 1?!
[13:01] Airi
    Sei-chan, you know this mohawk guy?
[13:03] Seiichi
    No!
[13:04] Doit
    We don't know each other
    directly, but I love that ass!
[13:09] Doit
    Come on!
[13:11] Seiichi
    This checkpoint is truly hell.
[13:14] Seiichi
    In more ways than one.
[13:15] Doit
    Once you get through this labyrinth,
    you'll find the Gate of the Living.
[13:19] Flunky1
    But don't expect to get through it that easily!
[13:22] Flunky2
    We'll defend the Gate
    of the Living to the last!
[13:25] Doit
    And, Seiichi,
[13:27] Doit
    you'll need to protect your gate, too!
[13:30] Seiichi
    My gate?
[13:32] Doit
    Not the Gate of the Living,
    but your personal gate!
SIGN    Gate
SIGN    Thing
SIGN    Opening
[13:37] Airi
    His personal gate?
[13:40] Doit
    I can't say it outright due
    to broadcast compliance,
[13:44] Doit
    but I mean his ****!
[13:46] Seiichi
    M-M-My ****?!
[13:49] Doit
    Yes!
[13:50] Doit
    If you let us **** your **** even once
    in the labyrinth, you're dead.
SIGN    Crack
[13:59] Airi
    No way! That's outrageous!
[14:04] Heavenly Voice
    Muster your courage and break through!
[14:06] Heavenly Voice
    Through this final checkpoint,
    the mansion of hell!
[14:09] Airi
    I'll protect Sei-chan, no matter what!
[14:18] Three
    Wait! Hey!
[14:21] Seiichi
    Run!
[14:22] Three
    You can't escape!
[14:23] Three
    Wait!
[14:25] Seiichi
    Huh? I'm alone?
[14:26] Three
    Yeah!
[14:27] Airi
    Move it!
[14:32] Flunky2
    And you're such a pretty girl, too!
[14:34] Flunky2
    Splendid!
[14:37] Airi
    You're open!
[14:41] Seiichi
    Man, this is seriously gross, but...
[14:43] Seiichi
    Take this!
[14:48] Airi
    Sei-chan!
[14:49] Doit
    It won't work! It won't work! It won't work!
[14:53] Seiichi
    What the hell is going on
    with his ass muscles?!
[14:56] Seiichi
    It's like they're actual buns of steel!
[14:58] Doit
    You won't be able to ****
    with those fingers anymore!
[15:01] Doit
    Now, surrender and live
    in the underworld, Seiichi!
[15:04] Flunky1
    Join us in the Rose Clan!
[15:07] Flunky2
    It's a fun second life!
[15:10] Seiichi
    Anyone who renounces
    themselves is no longer human.
[15:13] Heavenly Voice
    Who are you supposed to be?
[15:16] Doit
    Then die!
[15:25] Both
    M-Miku-sensei!
[15:31] Doit
    Y-You guys!
[15:35] Doit
    I will get revenge for you!
[15:39] Airi
    Come on! Now's our chance!
[15:43] Doit
    Wait!
[15:49] Seiichi
    Airin!
[15:50] Airi
    Sei-chan, don't worry about me. Just go!
[15:55] Doit
    Seiichi!
[15:57] Doit
    As the guardian of the Gate of the
    Living, I will not let you pass!
[16:02] Doit
    I'll make this reverberate deep
    within your loins and beyond!
[16:06] Doit
    This is the secret technique
    passed down in our Rose Clan!
[16:10] Doit
    Our most powerful, ultimate skill...
[16:13] Doit
    Rose Fist!
[16:15] Seiichi
    Ah, I've seen this before.
[16:17] Doit
    Also known as Rose ****!
[16:26] Seiichi
    *He really loves his ***.
[16:29] Airi
    Sei-chan...
[16:30] Doit
    Here I come, Seiichi!
[16:33] Doit
    I'll **** your **** with my ****!
[16:43] Seiichi
    I'll leave what's happening here
    up to your imagination!
[16:51] Destra
    So, what is it, Jutis?
[16:54] Jutis
    Gempel-sama has taken action.
[16:56] Destra
    Oh?
[16:58] Jutis
    Vitor-san has also...
[17:00] Destra
    Hmm...
[17:05] Destra
    Sounds like everyone's having fun.
[17:10] Airi
    Sei-chan! Sei-chan!
[17:14] Doit
    Seiichi...
[17:16] Doit
    You've done well to survive this long
    with that soft personality of yours.
[17:20] Doit
    However, you would have
    arrived at this fate eventually!
[17:26] Seiichi
    Do It the First...
[17:29] Seiichi
    The time has come.
[17:32] Seiichi
    This is the moment I surpass you!
[17:38] Doit
    N-No way!
[17:39] Doit
    I'm...
[17:40] Doit
    I, Do It the First, am trembling?!
[17:44] Seiichi
    Do It the First...
[17:46] Seiichi
    Hell is too tame for you.
[17:49] Airi
    Sei-chan!
[17:50] Airi
    Sei-chan, you're my god!
[17:53] Doit
    Then I'll just have to fight a god!
[18:07] Doit
    N-Never back down! Never grovel!
    Never repent!
[18:11] Doit
    There is no escape for a king!
[18:28] Doit
    It would seem...
[18:29] Doit
    in the middle of battle, I forgot to fight.
[18:43] Doit
    My life was one lived
    without a single regret!
[18:54] Doit
    I need no name on my tombstone. If I die—
[18:57] Doit
    Huh? Wait, hold on, what?
[18:59] Doit
    Y-You're just leaving me? Hey...
[19:02] Heavenly Voice
    That was a struggle, Seiichi.
[19:04] Heavenly Voice
    You're safe now, after making it this far.
[19:06] Heavenly Voice
    I'll guide you to the Gate of the Living.
[19:09] Seiichi
    I wish you'd done that from the start
    instead of pulling this stupid nonsense.
[19:13] Heavenly Voice
    People need trials, Seiichi.
[19:18] Seiichi
    If it's a trial I need to go through,
[19:19] Seiichi
    then I'll go through it, but...
[19:21] Heavenly Voice
    Seiichi,
[19:23] Heavenly Voice
    it was fun interacting with you
    again here in the underworld.
[19:27] Heavenly Voice
    Oh, have you noticed anything
    different about your Status lately?
[19:30] Seiichi
    Huh?
[19:33] Saria
    Seiichi?!
[19:34] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[19:40] Oliga
    Onii-chan!
[19:42] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[19:44] Saria
    Seiichi!
[19:46] Helen
    Sensei!
[19:48] Brud
    Thank goodness. Truly, what a relief.
[19:56] Seiichi
    Everyone...
[19:59] Seiichi
    What's going on?
[20:01] Louise
    Master!
[20:04] Seiichi
    Louise?!
[20:10] Seiichi
    Louise!
[20:11] Artoria
    Louise!
[20:11] Saria
    Louise-san!
[20:19] Seiichi
    Louise, hang in there!
[20:21] Saria
    Louise-san!
[22:02] Gempel
    What's this emergency gathering for?
[22:03] Vitor
    Has there been some emergency?
[22:05] Jutis
    Yes.
[22:06] Jutis
    It's almost time to
    decide on today's dinner.
[22:09] Gempel
    Huh?! Dinner?!
[22:11] Destra
    Sorry for the wait.
[22:12] Jutis
    Now, I shall take the lead in
    conducting our Great Devil Order—
[22:15] Jutis
    our What to Have for Dinner Meeting.
[22:17] Gempel
    You figure that out!
[22:19] Jutis
    How about yakisoba?
[22:20] Gempel
    What?! Not a chance!
[22:22] Jutis
    Then what about fried rice?
[22:23] Gempel
    Rejected!
[22:24] Vitor
    A classic example of a tiresome man.
[22:26] Gempel
    Shut up!
[22:28] Gempel
    I always eat yakisoba and
    fried rice for Saturday's lunch!
[22:31] Jutis
    You're very particular.
[22:33] Jutis
    Do you have any requests, Vitor-san?
[22:35] Vitor
    Then why don't we knead
    Hamburg steaks together?
[22:38] Jutis
    Have everyone make them by hand?
[22:40] Jutis
    We'll take that as one suggestion.
[22:42] Jutis
    Destra-sama?
[22:43] Destra
    What?
[22:43] Jutis
    What are you drinking?
[22:45] Destra
    I don't know.
[22:46] Vitor
    The angle at which you tilt your wine glass
[22:49] Vitor
    will change the amount
    that flows onto the tongue,
[22:52] Vitor
    so in order to better savor it, you should
    be more particular about your glasses.
[22:54] Gempel
    Can the useless trivia!
[22:56] Vitor
    Forgive me, but it takes great effort
[22:57] Vitor
    to dumb down conversation
    for an uneducated man like you.
[23:00] Gempel
    What'd you say, you bastard?!
[23:02] Vitor
    I merely stated the truth.
[23:03] Jutis
    Everyone, please listen.
[23:06] Jutis
    We still haven't decided on anything.
[23:07] Destra
    Me, me!
[23:09] Destra
    I want to eat truffles, foie gras,
    caviar, and cheese dakgalbi!
[23:13] Jutis
    That's quite the variety.
[23:16] Destra
    Think you can buy it all by dinner?
[23:18] Jutis
    No, it would take quite
    some time if we started now.
[23:21] Destra
    I want it! I want it! I want it!
[23:24] Destra
    Buy it for me!
[23:25] Gempel
    Argh! At this point, I actually
    do want to eat yakisoba!
[23:27] Vitor
    Juicy, juicy, juicy meat!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[23:35] Seiichi
    When I come back to life, I find Louise,
    leader of the Valkyries, before me.
[23:38] Seiichi
    Wait, what happened to
    give her all these injuries?!
[23:41] Seiichi
    Wimberg is moving to seal its
    alliance with the Demon Kingdom,
[23:43] Seiichi
    so they're hosting a Guild Audition?!
SIGN    Next Time
    The Four Leaders Closing In
[23:45] Seiichi
    Next time, "The Four Leaders Closing In"!
[23:46] Seiichi
    They're finally making their move!

Season 2

E8 - The Four Leaders Closing In

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SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    The Four Leaders Closing In
[01:37] Ranzelf
    Louise, I want you to go and bring Seiichi
    here for the forging of our alliance.
[01:44] Louise
    Bring Master here?
[01:46] Ranzelf
    Yes.
[01:48] Ranzelf
    Demons and humans are forging an alliance.
[01:51] Ranzelf
    It would be best if Seiichi
    were present for the summit.
[01:55] Louise
    As you command.
[01:57] Ranzelf
    I'm counting on you.
[02:05] Saria (Gorilla)
    Louise headed to the Magic
    Academy on Ranze's orders.
[02:09] Saria (Gorilla)
    She had no issue retrieving Seiichi to
    act as a witness, along with Saria, but...
[02:16] Saria (Gorilla)
    What on earth happened to Louise,
    the kingdom's strongest warrior?!
[02:21] Saria (Gorilla)
    What fate lies in store for the world?
[02:36] Guscle
    We will now begin the guild's
    new recruit audition!
[02:41] Eris
    We're going to recruit talented individuals
[02:43] Eris
    as we head into the alliance
    with the Demon Lord Army!
[02:46] Pacifier
    Who's da baby dat can make me moan?!
[02:49] Doit
    Let's get this party started!
[02:55] Big Muscle Man
    Number 1!
[02:58] Eris
    My!
[03:00] Doit
    A hot guy from the start!
[03:02] Doit
    So titillating!
SIGN    Buff Buff
[03:04] Doit
    You're so ripped and puffy!
SIGN    Buff Buff
[03:08] Doit
    Huh?!
[03:10] Doit
    Oh! He's flying away!
[03:15] BunnySumo
    Number 12...
[03:18] BunnySumo
    Thanks!
[03:21] Pacifier
    He's huge, he's weawing bunny ears,
    and he has too many ewements!
[03:24] Pacifier
    Wejected!
[03:28] Anpan
    I'm number 16!
[03:29] Anpan
    Everyone knows my face—
[03:30] Eris
    Yeah, rejected!
[03:35] Pacifier
    Rejected!
[03:38] Old Man
    We're—
[03:40] Old Men
    The Big—
[03:40] Doit
    Rejected!
[03:41] Guscle
    Oh, every single one of them!
[03:46] Guscle
    No! Wh-Who are you?!
[03:50] Vitor
    I'll be winning this audition.
[03:55] Pacifier
    Quite da baby we haf here!
[03:56] Pacifier
    Will you entawtain me?!
[04:00] Vitor
    Milky white, with a tinge of green
    and an appealing smell of custard...
SIGN    Gulp Gulp
[04:08] Vitor
    Such thorough consideration for
    the temperature and freshness...
[04:12] Vitor
    It's truly the finest drink,
    packed full of a mother's love for her child.
[04:18] Pacifier
    You're not bad.
[04:20] Doit
    Can you keep up with my hip thrusts?!
[04:25] Vitor
    Very well.
[04:27] Doit
    Too slow! Too slow! Too slow!
[04:29] Doit
    Try thrusting harder!
[04:32] Guscle
    No, you're wrong! Look closer!
[04:35] Eris
    Th-That's...
[04:37] Eris
    It's just like a wheel!
[04:39] Eris
    When it rotates too fast,
    it actually looks like it's stopped,
[04:42] Eris
    and that man's thrusting his
    hips too fast to follow,
[04:45] Eris
    so it looks like he's going slower!
[04:48] Doit
    Wh-What did you say?!
[04:55] Doit
    What a hottie!
[04:57] Guscle
    Yes!
[04:59] Guscle
    Looks like we finally have someone
    who can excite our pathos.
[05:04] Guscle
    Let me see what you're capable of!
[05:08] Vitor
    Yes, of course.
[05:11] Guscle
    P-Pardon me!
[05:14] Guscle
    Th-This is...
[05:16] Guscle
    At first glance, they looked like common
    trapezius muscles and deltoids.
[05:19] Guscle
    However, this nice bulk has actually
    been refined to its limits!
[05:23] Guscle
    You must have spent many sleepless
    nights honing it to this degree.
[05:28] Guscle
    This is truly...
[05:30] Guscle
    Chomulungma!
[05:34] Vitor
    Then how about this?
[05:38] Guscle
    O-Ogre!
SIGN    Ogre
[05:42] Guscle
    It looks like the face of a ferocious ogre!
[05:44] Guscle
    Such wonderful molding!
[05:47] Guscle
    You win the Nobel Prize for Muscles!
[05:50] Guscle
    You get to be our new member!
[05:58] Doit
    Congratulations.
[06:01] Eris
    Congratulations.
[06:02] Pacifier
    Congwatulations.
[06:05] Guscle
    Congratulations.
[06:11] Vitor
    Thank you.
[06:20] Guscle
    Oh, no!
[06:22] Guscle
    It's already time for the summit to start!
[06:25] Guscle
    Now, everyone!
[06:26] Guscle
    It's time for our rock-solid guild
    to welcome the Demon Kingdom!
[06:32] All
    Yeah!
[07:37] Ranzelf
    Thank you for coming here today, Lutia-dono.
[07:41] Lutia
    Thank you for the grand welcome.
[07:45] Helio
    How is it going?
[07:49] Kreis
    All's going as planned.
[07:53] Kreis
    Those idiots are wasting their time.
[08:37] Zakia
    Emperor Alf...
[08:40] Zakia
    Where is this nation heading now?
[08:46] Zakia
    I'm so ashamed.
[08:48] Zakia
    Is there nothing I can do other than
    be a puppet in service to this country?
[09:04] Helio
    The Kaiser Empire basically belongs
    to the Great Devil Order now.
[09:07] Helio
    We keep gathering negative energy, from the
    royal family all the way to its commoners.
[09:15] Kreis
    You're so evil, too!
[09:17] Helio
    Now we just need to revive the Great Devil...
[09:21] Kreis
    And world domination will be ours!
[09:25] Zakia
    Is what you just said true?!
[09:29] Helio
    The Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[09:32] Helio
    Eavesdropping is a bad habit.
[09:35] Zakia
    Silence!
[09:36] Zakia
    Was this your plan from the beginning?!
[09:41] Helio
    Are you still adhering to the
    previous emperor Alf's drivel?
[09:48] Zakia
    Drivel, he says?
[09:50] Helio
    This world is filled with people crying,
    screaming, and begging for salvation.
[09:56] Helio
    And that despair will feed
    the Great Devil's revival!
[10:03] Zakia
    I won't allow it!
[10:07] Zakia
    On my name as the Emperor's Sword!
[10:12] Helio
    You're still not good enough.
[10:16] Helio
    No one can stop this plan.
[10:30] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    Zakia.
[10:33] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    About 20 or 30 years ago...
[10:37] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    A nation was suddenly attacked by monsters.
[10:42] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    Everything was burnt down,
[10:45] (Flashback) Emperor Alf
    and while I fought back,
    I was no match for them at all.
[10:49] (Flashback) Zakia
    Even you weren't, Emperor Alf?
[10:52] (Flashback) Alf
    I created this nation to prevent
    that from ever happening again.
[10:59] (Flashback) Alf
    Yet...
[11:02] (Flashback) Alf
    Look at the state it's in now.
[11:06] (Flashback) Alf
    Zakia...
[11:09] (Flashback) Alf
    If this nation is ever
    beset by such a crisis,
[11:14] (Flashback) Alf
    would you please rise
    up and save this nation?
[11:21] (Flashback) Alf
    If that time ever comes, you'll
    need to work with other nations
[11:25] (Flashback) Alf
    and lead this country yourself.
[11:30] (Flashback) Alf
    Please.
[11:34] Zakia
    Emperor, I...
[11:38] Zakia
    I will honor your wishes!
[11:52] Zakia
    There it is!
[11:57] Zakia
    Who are you?!
[11:59] Destra
    Where are you going in such a hurry,
[12:03] Destra
    Knight Captain Zakia-san?
[12:07] Zakia
    You know who I am?
[12:09] Zakia
    If you stand in my way,
    I will show no mercy.
[12:11] Destra
    The world will be plunged into chaos.
[12:16] Destra
    Doesn't that sound like fun?
[12:21] Destra
    Over here.
[12:25] Zakia
    Are you with the Great Devil Order?
[12:28] Destra
    That's right!
[12:47] Destra
    Whoops.
[12:48] Zakia
    Now!
[12:52] Zakia
    What?!
[12:55] Destra
    You almost had me.
[13:03] Zakia
    I can't stop shaking!
[13:08] Zakia
    What?
[13:12] Destra
    Now it's my turn.
[13:30] Zakia
    Wh-What are you after?
[13:34] Zakia
    Are you trying to destroy the world?!
[13:41] Destra
    I'd say I just want to have fun.
[13:51] Destra
    Though...
[13:52] Destra
    I guess it's about time to end this.
[13:59] Zakia
    N-Not yet!
[14:02] Zakia
    I can't die yet!
[14:04] Zakia
    I'll never be able to face
    Emperor Alf if I die here!
[14:30] Destra
    Oh, boy.
[14:32] Destra
    You're hanging in there, but it's no use.
[14:37] Destra
    Well? You scared?
[14:40] Alf
    Zakia, I entrust this sword to you.
[14:45] (Flashback) Zakia
    Your Majesty...
[14:47] (Flashback) Zakia
    This is the proof of your reign!
[14:51] (Flashback) Alf
    Zakia...
[14:53] (Flashback) Alf
    From now on, you will declare
    yourself the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[14:57] (Flashback) Alf
    Do not bring dishonor
    to that title in battle!
[15:08] Zakia
    I am...
[15:10] Zakia
    the Emperor's Sword, Zakia!
[15:16] Zakia
    I will see it through!
[15:18] Zakia
    On my title, I will fulfill
    the wish entrusted to me!
[15:22] Zakia
    Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia!
[15:26] Zakia
    Take this!
[15:28] Zakia
    Conquest Wave!
[15:45] Destra
    I had my hopes up since you're
    captain of the knights,
[15:50] Destra
    but you're a disappointment.
[15:56] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[16:04] Louise
    My name is Louise, captain of the Valkyries!
[16:08] Louise
    Any who shed blood on our land
[16:10] Louise
    will receive no mercy!
[16:14] Destra
    Oh, is that so?
[16:16] Louise
    Are you all right, Zakia?!
[16:17] Zakia
    R-Run away, Louise.
[16:20] Zakia
    That man is—
[16:21] Louise
    We'll talk later.
[16:23] Louise
    I'll take you on with my full might!
[16:25] Destra
    You really shouldn't do that.
[16:28] Louise
    Here I go!
[16:44] Zakia
    Louise!
[16:47] Louise
    H-He's strong!
[16:52] Destra
    See?
[16:55] Louise
    E-Even so...
[16:57] Louise
    You're not as strong as my master!
[17:00] Destra
    Master?
[17:04] Louise
    He could defeat you in an instant!
[17:09] Zakia
    That's enough, Louise!
[17:11] Zakia
    Get out of here!
[17:14] Louise
    Don't be foolish!
[17:17] Destra
    I like that look.
[17:19] Zakia
    No!
[17:20] Destra
    Can you endure this?
[17:30] Louise
    Zakia!
[17:31] Louise
    Are you okay?!
[17:32] Louise
    Zakia! Zakia!
[17:49] Louise
    Zakia! Hang in there!
[17:52] Louise
    I'll go get help!
[17:54] Louise
    Hang in there!
[18:03] Zakia
    Louise...
[18:06] Zakia
    There's something I must tell you...
[18:14] Louise
    The Great Devil Order?!
[18:16] Zakia
    Louise...
[18:20] Zakia
    I entrust the future to you...
[18:26] Louise
    Don't die! Zakia!
[18:36] Saria
    I see. So that's what happened...
[18:39] Louise
    If the Great Devil Order is taking action,
[18:42] Louise
    the alliance summit is
    most likely in danger.
[18:45] Saria
    That's not true!
[18:47] Saria
    After all, the Wimberg Kingdom has
    Ranze-san and everyone from the guild!
[18:53] Saria
    Right?
[19:02] Seiichi
    Let's make certain this alliance is forged.
[19:07] Louise
    Yes!
[19:29] Urus
    What did you mean by calling
    me a bearded bastard earlier?
[19:35] Guscle
    What about you, calling the underwear
    traditionally passed on in our guild vulgar?!
[19:41] Both
    This alliance is off!
[19:44] Armies
    Bring out the rice with tea!
[19:47] Lutia
    Everyone, calm down!
[19:49] Leia
    Lutia-sama!
[19:50] Ranzelf
    Hey! Cut it out a—
[19:52] Eris
    King Ranze!
[19:53] Ranzelf
    Both of you, cut it out!
[19:54] Lutia
    Please, everyone! Calm down!
[19:56] Vitor
    Stop this!
[20:00] Vitor
    Every conflict starts out as just a tiny spark.
[20:05] Vitor
    Yet hatred only begets more hatred,
[20:07] Vitor
    doubling, tripling,
    becoming ten times greater,
[20:09] Vitor
    until eventually the entire
    world is enveloped in flames!
[20:13] Vitor
    We did not come here to fight.
[20:16] Vitor
    We came here to join hands!
[20:20] All
    H-He's exactly right!
[20:23] Both
    Huh?!
[20:26] Guscle
    I'm sorry, Demon Lord Army!
[20:29] Urus
    I'm sorry, too!
[20:38] Seiichi
    Ah, wrong place.
[20:40] Ranzelf
    Oh! Seiichi!
[20:43] Ranzelf
    You're late!
[20:45] Seiichi
    Uh, no! I'm not into that!
[20:46] Ranze
    Louise!
[20:48] Ranze
    What happened to you?
[20:50] Louise
    King Ranze, the truth is...
[20:54] Ranze
    What?!
[21:06] Ranzelf
    Lutia-dono.
[21:07] Ranzelf
    This matter has grown bigger
    than our two nations.
[21:12] Lutia
    Yes.
[21:13] Lutia
    We can't let the Great Devil Order
    and the Kaiser Empire have their way.
[21:18] Lutia
    Let's protect this world together.
[21:33] Saria (Gorilla)
    At last, the Wimberg Kingdom and the
    Demon Kingdom forge their alliance.
[21:38] Saria (Gorilla)
    However, the evil hand
    of the Great Devil Order
[21:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    is drawing closer with
    every passing moment...
[23:26] Fake Airi(Gempel)
    Guess it's about time.
[23:30] Gempel
    Continued in the next episode!
[23:35] Seiichi
    One of the Great Devil Order's top
    four, Gempel the Doppelganger.
[23:38] Seiichi
    He possesses an incredible power.
[23:40] Seiichi
    Now the academy is in danger!
[23:41] Seiichi
    As for what kind of danger...
[23:43] Seiichi
    You'll find that out next time!
[23:46] Seiichi
    Next time: "Gempel the Doppelganger."
SIGN    Next Time
    Gempel the Doppelganger
[23:47] Seiichi
    Wait, I'm already feeling
    lightheaded in the preview?!

Season 2

E9 - Gempel the Doppelganger

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[00:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi and the wounded Louise set off
    from Barbador Magic Academy.
[00:06] Saria (Gorilla)
    After they arrived,
[00:09] Saria (Gorilla)
    the Wimberg Kingdom and the Demon Kingdom
    successfully forged their alliance.
[00:15] Saria (Gorilla)
    Meanwhile, back at Barbador Magic Academy,
[00:19] Saria (Gorilla)
    Airin was acting somewhat suspiciously...
[00:25] (Flashback) Fake Airi (Gempel)
    Guess it's about time.
[00:30] Saria (Gorilla)
    This week, we're starting with what
    happened at Barbador Magic Academy
[00:35] Saria (Gorilla)
    shortly after Seiichi left
    for the Wimberg Kingdom.
[00:39] Brud
    Seiichi-sensei, take care.
[00:43] Lulune
    Well, time to head back to the cafeteria.
[00:46] Oliga
    That's all you ever do, glutton.
[00:49] Artoria
    All right, back to the classroom.
[00:52] Brud
    Time to head back.
[00:52] Agnos
    I wish I could have gone with the boss man.
[00:53] Lulune
    Time to eat more!
[00:54] Oliga
    You still want to eat?
[01:01] Kannazuki
    What's wrong? You're usually much more lively.
[01:05] Airi
    You think Sei-chan will be okay?
[01:08] Kannazuki
    It's Seiichi-kun we're talking about.
[01:10] Kannazuki
    Of course he'll be fine.
[01:12] Airi
    I hope you're right.
[01:15] Airi
    I hope you're right.
[01:19] Kannazuki
    Well, I'm going back to the classroom.
[01:26] Gempel
    Will everything really be all right, Sei-chan?
[01:30] Gempel
    Without you here at the academy?
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger
[03:06] Gempel
    I'm Gempel the Doppelganger.
[03:09] Gempel
    The man who would one day be known as one
    of the top four of the Great Devil Order.
[03:13] Gempel
    Believe it or not, when I was a child,
[03:15] Gempel
    I grew up as an upper-class noble
    who didn't lack for anything.
[03:20] Gempel
    But my heart never felt fulfilled.
[03:23] Gempel
    I'd always realized it.
[03:26] Gempel
    People weren't approaching me.
    They were only after my status as a noble.
[03:33] Gempel
    Even my parents didn't show me any love.
[03:36] Gempel
    I was nothing more than a tool to
    inherit and continue their lineage.
[03:41] Gempel
    No one paid attention to my true face.
[03:44] Gempel
    The moment I fell into despair over that
    was the moment I lost my face.
[03:49] Agnos
    Airin? What are you doing?
[03:52] Agnos
    This is the men's bathroom.
[03:55] Gempel
    One of Hiiragi Seiichi's students?
[03:57] Gempel
    Perfect timing.
[03:58] Brud
    What are you doing here?
[04:00] Airi
    I came here to crush you two.
[04:03] Airi
    To make Sei-chan feel despair.
[04:05] Brud
    Sei-chan? You mean Seiichi-sensei?
[04:08] Agnos
    Airin! What in the world is wrong with you?!
[04:10] Airi
    Here I go!
[04:13] Agnos
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[04:15] Airi
    Doppelganger!
[04:17] Agnos
    S-So bright!
[04:19] Saria
    This is what I'm doing!
[04:21] Agnos
    S-Saria-san?
[04:24] Brud
    Transformation magic?
[04:27] Agnos
    Baird's got you beat in terms of power.
[04:30] Saria
    I'm not so sure about that.
[04:36] Brud
    She transformed?!
[04:37] Brud
    Is that Airin's magic?!
[04:39] Agnos
    Whoa, man, what's going on?
[04:41] Saria (Gorilla)
    By the way, I can also copy their specs.
[04:53] Agnos
    I didn't know Airin had
    an ability like this.
[04:57] Saria (Gorilla)
    I'm...
[04:59] Saria (Gorilla) & Gempel
    ...not Airin!
[05:00] Gempel
    My true identity is...
[05:05] Gempel
    Gempel the Doppelganger, one of
    the Great Devil Order's top four!
SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger
SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger
[05:10] Gempel
    Well? Surprised, aren't you?
[05:13] Gempel
    When Seiichi gets back,
    I'll execute you before his eyes.
[05:19] Gempel
    Hiiragi Seiichi.
[05:21] Gempel
    I'll send everyone you
    cherish to the afterlife.
[05:25] Gempel
    Starting with...
[05:36] Gempel
    A member of Hiiragi Seiichi's
    army, Lulune the Donkey.
[05:40] Gempel
    I'll bet he'll feel utter
    despair when he loses
[05:43] Gempel
    someone he's shared joys and sorrows with.
[05:46] Gempel
    Your life is mine!
[05:50] Gempel
    What?!
[05:51] Lulune
    My food is mine!
[05:54] Lulune
    I won't let anyone take it!
[05:57] Airi
    Huh? Food? I wasn't after that.
[06:00] Gempel
    I was after your life!
[06:02] Lulune
    Oh? Really?
[06:04] Airi
    Really.
[06:06] Lulune
    Now that I look at you,
[06:07] Lulune
    you're Airin, from my class, right?
[06:09] Gempel
    This girl's an idiot!
[06:11] Airi
    Sorry for surprising you.
[06:13] Lulune
    Don't worry about it.
[06:14] Lulune
    So, why did you sneak up on me from behind?
[06:17] Gempel
    Overlook that part!
[06:19] Gempel
    Not good! Is she onto me?!
[06:22] Lulune
    Are you...
[06:27] Lulune
    hungry, by chance?
[06:29] Airi
    Huh?
[06:30] Airi
    O-Oh, yes, I am!
[06:36] Lulune
    I see.
[06:37] Lulune
    Then here's my favorite!
[06:40] Lulune
    Bakudan!
[06:41] Lulune
    Being hungry always makes you want
    to attack from behind, doesn't it?
[06:46] Airi
    No, it doesn't.
[06:48] Lulune
    You're the one who tried to save my master.
[06:51] Lulune
    So have this as thanks.
[06:53] Lulune
    Besides, it's nice to share food and
    eat it together every now and then.
[06:59] Lulune
    You're our friend, Airin.
[07:03] Lulune
    I wouldn't normally do this for others.
[07:05] Lulune
    You're special.
[07:10] Gempel
    Friend...
[07:12] (Flashback) Gempel Boy
    Father, Mother.
[07:14] (Flashback) Gempel Father
    Be quiet.
[07:15] (Flashback) Gempel Father
    Today's meal is delicious.
[07:17] (Flashback) Gempel Mother
    I'm so glad I made it.
[07:35] Airi
    It's good.
[07:38] Airi
    But why are you giving this to me?
[07:41] Lulune
    Huh?
[07:42] Lulune
    Well, partly to thank you
    for trying to save my master...
[07:47] Lulune
    What? Is it stuck in your throat?
[07:49] Airi
    N-No, it's just my allergies.
[07:53] Lulune
    But food also tastes better
    when you eat with someone.
[07:56] Lulune
    Now we're best friends!
[08:02] Gempel
    Best friends?!
[08:06] Gempel
    You dumbass!
[08:07] Lulune
    Hey! Where are you going?!
[08:09] Gempel
    I also have empyema!
[08:25] Gempel
    I might have failed earlier,
[08:27] Gempel
    but it won't go that way this time!
[08:29] Gempel
    Oliga, I'll be taking your life.
[08:33] Lulune
    Oliga-chan!
[08:35] Oliga
    Oh, Glutton.
[08:37] Lulune
    When she gets close, I'll snap her neck!
[08:43] Lulune
    This girl?!
[08:45] Oliga
    Here's an umbrella.
[08:47] Oliga
    You didn't bring one, right?
[08:51] Oliga
    You hold it, Lulune.
[08:53] Oliga
    Since you're tall.
[08:55] Lulune
    S-Sure.
[08:56] (Flashback) Boy
    It's an upper-class noble! Get him!
[09:01] (Flashback) Boy
    Hand over that damn umbrella!
[09:02] (Flashback) Gempel Boy
    Hey! Give it back!
[09:04] (Flashback) Boy2
    Gempel, I heard your family
    was stripped of its title.
[09:09] (Flashback) Boy3
    All this time, you acted like
    you were so much better than us!
[09:15] Lulune
    Why are you giving me an umbrella?
[09:17] Lulune
    You'll get all wet yourself.
[09:20] Oliga
    I'm fine.
[09:21] Oliga
    You may be a glutton,
[09:23] Oliga
    but you're a good girl who's
    always sharing food with me.
[09:26] Oliga
    Besides, you're my buddy.
[09:34] Gempel
    I'm her buddy?!
[09:40] Gempel
    You dumbass!
[09:41] Oliga
    Where are you going? You'll catch a cold.
[09:43] Gempel
    Idiots don't catch colds!
[09:50] Gempel
    I swear, every single one of them...
[09:56] Gempel
    That's...
[09:58] Gempel
    Artoria the Calamity.
[10:01] Gempel
    This time, I won't fail.
[10:03] Gempel
    I'll finish her for sure.
[10:05] Lulune
    Doppelganger.
[10:09] Seiichi
    Using the man she loves the most,
[10:12] Seiichi
    Hiiragi Seiichi.
[10:14] Seiichi
    Continued in the second half.
[10:23] Seiichi
    I want to be through
    the mountains by nightfall,
[10:25] Seiichi
    so let's deal with this quickly.
[10:26] Saria
    All right.
[10:28] Saria
    Then I'll go buy us some drinks.
[10:30] Seiichi
    Okay, thanks.
[10:36] Saria
    Huh?
[10:44] Saria
    What's the matter?
[10:51] Saria
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[10:55] Destra
    N-No, I was just recalling the past.
[11:01] Destra
    It's nothing.
[11:03] Destra
    I'm fine, young lady.
[11:05] Seiichi
    Saria!
[11:09] Saria
    I bought drinks, Seiichi.
[11:13] Seiichi
    Hey, have I seen him before?
[11:16] Destra
    I found him.
[11:18] Destra
    You're Seiichi-sensei from
    Barbador Magic Academy, right?
[11:22] Seiichi
    How do you know me?
[11:24] Destra
    You're famous!
[11:26] Destra
    I heard you're so super strong that
    the king of Wimberg relies on you!
[11:31] Seiichi
    Huh? Really?
[11:32] Saria
    Seiichi, you're amazing!
[11:35] Destra
    I heard you're a real hero!
[11:38] Seiichi
    What are you doing here all by yourself?
[11:41] Destra
    Me?
[11:42] Destra
    I'm on a journey.
[11:44] Destra
    Searching for fun things to do.
[11:46] Saria
    Wow, how nice!
[11:48] Saria
    We're on our way back now.
[11:51] Destra
    Hey...
[11:52] Destra
    Sensei, are you happy right now?
[11:57] Saria
    He is! Right, Seiichi?
[12:00] Seiichi
    Y-Yeah.
[12:03] Destra
    I'm jealous.
[12:05] Seiichi
    Huh? What'd you say?
[12:07] Destra
    Nothing. See you, Seiichi-sensei.
[12:10] Saria
    You're leaving?
[12:13] Destra
    It's okay.
[12:14] Destra
    We'll meet again for sure.
[12:17] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[12:37] Seiichi
    Hey, Ar!
[12:41] Artoria
    S-Seiichi?
[12:43] Artoria
    Why are you here?
[12:45] Artoria
    What about Wimberg? What about Saria?
[12:48] Seiichi
    I came back all by myself
    because I wanted to see you alone.
[12:53] Seiichi
    You're the only one I have
    eyes for right now, Ar.
[12:56] Artoria
    Wh-Where is this coming from?
[13:00] Seiichi
    Ar, may I hug you?
[13:04] Artoria
    Wh-What are you saying?
[13:09] Artoria
    S-Sei—
[13:12] Gempel
    Got you.
[13:16] Artoria
    What are you saying?!
[13:21] Artoria
    What has gotten into you?!
[13:25] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[13:27] Artoria
    Seiichi, are you okay?!
[13:29] Gempel
    Does this Seiichi guy go
    through this all the time?
[13:30] Artoria
    Sorry, it was force of habit!
[13:33] Artoria
    B-But...
[13:35] Artoria
    I really was worried about you back then.
[13:42] Artoria
    I'm truly glad you came back to life.
[13:47] Gempel
    I'm the one who brought
    him back to life, though.
[13:50] Artoria
    I told you before, right?
[13:52] Artoria
    People call me the Calamity,
[13:54] Artoria
    but you accepted everything
    about me, and I'm grateful for that.
[13:59] Artoria
    So I want to accept everything about you, too.
[14:04] Seiichi
    Everything...
[14:08] Gempel Boy
    No one pays attention to my
    feelings, to my true face.
[14:18] Seiichi
    Why?
[14:21] Artoria
    I-Isn't that obvious?
[14:23] Artoria
    Because I—
[14:25] Seiichi
    You?
[14:27] Artoria
    Because I love you!
[14:29] Seiichi
    L-L-L...
[14:35] Seiichi
    L-Love?
[14:37] Artoria
    So, Seiichi, go ahead... and hug me!
[14:46] Gempel
    Is Hiiragi Seiichi really such a good guy?!
[14:52] Artoria
    H-Huh?
[14:55] Artoria
    Don't ignore me!
[14:56] Seiichi
    Again?!
[15:02] Gempel
    Why do they all adore
    Hiiragi Seiichi so much?
[15:06] Gempel
    I decided to spend some time
    as Seiichi in order to find out.
[15:12] Beatrice
    Everyone did so well on their last quiz.
[15:14] Beatrice
    It's thanks to you, Sensei!
[15:15] Seiichi
    Oh, no, that's not true.
[15:17] Beatrice
    Thank you so much.
[15:24] Seiichi
    This is quite a feast!
[15:26] Barnabus
    It's nice to eat outdoors like this
    every once in a while.
[15:31] Oliga
    The air is nice, too.
[15:33] Lulune
    Yeah! This air is yummy!
[15:36] Seiichi
    Lulune, you mean the sandwiches, not the air.
[15:40] Lulune
    Naturally!
[15:44] Gempel
    Not good!
[15:45] Gempel
    I was planning to learn
    why they adore Seiichi,
[15:48] Gempel
    but I've started enjoying this school life!
[15:52] Artoria
    So, Principal...
[15:54] Artoria
    You wanted to discuss
    something with us, didn't you?
[15:58] Barbanus
    Yes, actually.
[16:00] Barbanus
    It's about the Great Devil Order.
[16:04] Oliga
    You did say that the day
    of the final battle was close.
[16:08] Barnabus
    That's right.
[16:09] Barnabus
    What I want to talk to you about is...
[16:16] Artoria
    What's this doing here?!
[16:17] Seiichi
    Hmph. It's probably a monster that was
    awakened by the Great Devil's pulse.
[16:27] Oliga
    This thing's strong!
[16:29] Barnabus
    Get away from it right now!
[16:32] Artoria
    I'd love to, but...
[16:46] Artoria
    Seiichi!
[16:48] Oliga
    Onii-chan, you're amazing!
[16:49] Lulune
    You're so reliable, Master!
[16:53] Barnabus
    That makes it clear.
[16:56] Barnabus
    To be honest, I've sensed an evil
    presence here at the academy lately,
[17:01] Barnabus
    but I hadn't been able to locate it.
[17:05] Barnabus
    He's an assassin sent
    by the Great Devil Order.
[17:11] Oliga
    What's wrong, Onii-chan?
[17:12] Oliga
    You don't look happy.
[17:14] Seiichi
    That's not true. I'm always with—
[17:17] Kannazuki
    Hold it right there!
[17:22] Artoria
    Kannazuki Karen? Why are you here?
[17:25] Kannazuki
    You might be able to deceive their eyes,
[17:27] Kannazuki
    but you can't deceive my nose!
[17:30] Kannazuki
    That man isn't Seiichi-kun!
[17:39] Oliga
    Onii-chan?
[17:40] Lulune
    S-Seriously?
[17:42] Artoria
    Do you... h-have any proof of that?
[17:46] Kannazuki
    I have evidence!
[17:53] Lulune
    Airin?
[17:54] Kannazuki
    The one who approached Lulune
    several days ago was a fake Airin.
[17:59] Kannazuki
    I rescued the real one from
    the academy's chicken coop.
[18:03] Airi
    Man, you really saved me from that one!
[18:07] Airi
    I don't know what happened,
[18:09] Airi
    but when I came to, I was with the chickens.
[18:15] Kannazuki
    Even if you can copy his
    appearance and abilities,
[18:18] Kannazuki
    you can't copy Seiichi-kun's
    fragrant body odor.
[18:23] Artoria
    Then... who in the world are you?
[18:28] Gempel
    Guess the cat's out of the bag now!
[18:31] Kannazuki
    So bright!
[18:35] Kannazuki
    I'm one of the Great Devil Order's top four,
[18:38] Kannazuki
    Gempel the Doppelganger.
[18:40] Barnabus
    One of the Great Devil Order's top four?!
[18:45] Gempel
    You're right.
[18:47] Gempel
    I used the chaos of the fight
    between Seiichi and the apostles
[18:52] Gempel
    to swap places with that lady there.
[18:57] Artoria
    Why would you do that?!
[18:59] Gempel
    Because I want to capture you all
    and eliminate you in front of Seiichi.
[19:03] Gempel
    That's the best strategy for
    plunging him into the pit of despair!
[19:08] Lulune
    What?!
[19:11] Gempel
    At least, that was the plan before
    I became Seiichi and realized something.
[19:16] Gempel
    I lived my entire life
    without being loved by anyone,
[19:21] Gempel
    so I never cared if anyone else died.
[19:25] Gempel
    But now, I think I understand.
[19:27] Gempel
    Losing the people precious
    to you is a very sad thing.
[19:34] Gempel
    That's why I couldn't help saving you all.
[19:39] Gempel
    I'm such an idiot.
[19:42] Artoria
    You...
[19:47] Gempel
    From now on, I think I'll try to find
    someone to accept me like Seiichi did.
[19:52] Gempel
    Someone who will be fond of me.
[19:54] Gempel
    At least, that's how I want to live.
[19:57] Gempel
    Though I doubt I'll ever measure up to him.
[20:02] Gempel
    Later.
[20:05] Kannazuki
    You can do it.
[20:08] Kannazuki
    I can smell that potential in you.
[20:14] Gempel
    Thanks, lady with the keen nose.
[20:21] Artoria
    Should we really just let him go?
[20:24] Barnabus
    With his power, it would be
    a trivial matter to kill us all.
[20:30] Barnabus
    Yet he didn't do that.
[20:33] Barnabus
    So I want to believe in him.
[20:37] Barnabus
    I want to believe there's a ray of hope
[20:40] Barnabus
    for those who have made mistakes, as well.
[20:52] Gempel
    Well, what should I do now?
[21:02] Gempel
    You, huh?
[21:05] Gempel
    Perfect timing.
[21:07] Gempel
    I'm leaving the Great Devil Order.
[21:12] Gempel
    I don't care about all this despair
    and Great Devil stuff anymore.
[21:16] Gempel
    So I'm going to find someone
    to love, who'll love m—
[21:34] Saria
    That boy was cute, wasn't he?
[21:36] Seiichi
    Yeah, he was.
[21:40] Saria
    What's the matter?
[21:41] Seiichi
    Well...
[21:42] Seiichi
    I just feel like I've seen him
    somewhere before.
[23:21] Guscle
    Everyone, the battle against
    the Great Devil Order is nigh!
[23:24] Guscle
    So let's put our spirit into it!
[23:26] All
    Yeah!
[23:31] Vitor
    Now, let's commence the operation.
[23:35] Seiichi
    A murderer is on the loose
    in that crazy guild!
[23:38] Seiichi
    The victim is the pacifier man!
[23:39] Seiichi
    Wait, who's that?
[23:40] Seiichi
    Guscle and the others set out to resolve it,
[23:42] Seiichi
    but wait, will I get to show up at all?!
[23:44] Seiichi
    Next time: "Vitor the Resonance."
SIGN    Next Time
    Victor the Resonance
[23:46] Seiichi
    It's a sausage fest of perverted
    gentlemen showing off!

Season 2

E10 - Vitor the Resonance

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[00:01] Guscle
    Everyone, the battle against
    the Great Devil Order is nigh!
[00:04] Guscle
    So let's put our spirit into it!
[00:07] All
    Yeah!
[00:11] Vitor
    Now, let's commence the operation.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Vitor the Resonance
[01:50] Guscle
    It's protein cut with protein!
[01:53] Guscle
    Today we drink, drink, get drunk, drink,
    drink, and keep drinking until we pass out!
[01:59] Eris
    Protein cut with protein
    is just plain protein.
[02:02] Vitor
    I could take the life of
    this nation's king, Ranze,
[02:05] Vitor
    and gather despair for the
    Great Devil's resurrection.
[02:09] Vitor
    But, no!
[02:10] Vitor
    That would be meaningless!
[02:12] Vitor
    Pointless!
[02:15] Vitor
    Intolerable sloth in my own eyes!
[02:19] Vitor
    I can't restrain myself any longer!
[02:40] Pacifier
    What a pwetty night sky.
[02:43] Pacifier
    Moments like this call for...
SIGN    "The Murder of Pacifier Man"
[02:57] Vitor
    "The Murder of Pacifier Man."
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Vitor
    
    Perverted Gentleman
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Pacifier Man
    
    Victim
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Guscle
    
    Detective
[03:10] Guscle
    H-He's dead!
[03:17] Eris
    Wait a moment!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Eris
    
    Guild Receptionist
[03:19] Eris
    He has a pulse!
[03:21] Eris
    He's still ali—
[03:22] Guscle
    I won't forgive them!
[03:23] Guscle
    They'll pay for killing this
    nameless, perverted side-character!
[03:26] Eris
    I said he's alive!
[03:28] Eris
    Wait, maybe the Great Devil
    Order is staging their atta—
[03:32] Vitor
    I will uncover the true
    culprit behind this crime!
[03:35] Vitor
    I swear on my muscles!
[03:37] Eris
    When did you change?!
[03:39] Vitor
    Guscle-san.
[03:40] Guscle
    Oh?
[03:40] Vitor
    Let's begin our investigation.
[03:43] Guscle
    Oh! Vitor!
[03:45] Guscle
    That outfit!
[03:47] Guscle
    You get it, don't you?!
[03:49] Vitor
    No, no, it was the obvious thing to prepare.
[03:52] Vitor
    Oh, speaking of investigations...
    Here you go, Guscle-san.
[03:57] Guscle
    It's... protein and anpan!
[04:01] Eris
    He's getting this confused with a stakeout.
[04:04] Vitor
    Those two pair so well that it's deadly.
[04:07] Guscle
    You're so considerate, Vitor!
[04:15] Vitor
    I believe this most likely was not
    the work of the Great Devil Order!
[04:19] Eris
    What makes you say that?
[04:22] Guscle
    Hey, you guys!
[04:23] Guscle
    First, we go over the evidence at the scene!
[04:26] Guscle
    Vitor,
[04:28] Guscle
    what do you make of this baby bottle?
[04:31] Vitor
    May I?
[04:40] Vitor
    It's still warm!
[04:42] Vitor
    The estimated time of death is likely...
[04:45] Vitor
    sometime between now and last night, I think.
[04:48] Guscle
    I see!
[04:50] Eris
    That doesn't tell us anything!
[04:54] Guscle
    Vitor, his fly remains down and unzipped.
[05:00] Guscle
    What do you make of that?
[05:01] Vitor
    That's perplexing.
[05:03] Guscle
    I believe...
[05:05] Guscle
    To be put in terms of muscles...
[05:07] Guscle
    This is the same as a sphincter
    being loose and inactive.
[05:11] Eris
    Huh?
[05:12] Vitor
    I see! Brilliant anal-yzation!
[05:14] Guscle
    Oh! You understand, Vitor?!
[05:18] Eris
    What is this crazy exchange?
[05:26] Guscle
    It's hard to find any leads here.
[05:29] Vitor
    Why don't we take a break for now?
[05:31] Guscle
    Yeah. Let's get something to drink...
[05:34] Guscle
    Oh! We have tea right here!
[05:37] Guscle
    Looks muscle good!
[05:38] Guscle
    Thank you so macho!
[05:39] Eris
    Hey! That's evidence!
[05:43] Guscle
    Oh, da-macho!
[05:46] Eris
    You muscle-brained pig!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Trenchcoat Man
    
    Suspect 1
[05:53] Guscle
    Confess!
[05:57] Trenchcoat
    Hey! You would suspect an ally?!
[06:00] Vitor
    I don't really want to say this,
[06:03] Vitor
    but they say you should always suspect
    those close to the victim first.
[06:06] Vitor
    Please understand.
[06:08] Guscle
    You heard what Vitor said.
[06:10] Guscle
    Please forgive us.
[06:12] Trenchcoat
    I'm innocent!
[06:13] Trenchcoat
    I swear on these white briefs!
[06:18] Vitor
    What shockingly pure whiteness!
[06:20] Guscle
    Guess that means he's purely innocent!
[06:23] Vitor
    No, we still don't have proof.
[06:30] Guscle
    Ah, this soft, warm light!
[06:34] Guscle
    It washes my soul clean!
[06:37] Vitor
    The material is ordinary cotton
    and polyester, and yet...
[06:41] Vitor
    He's clearly pure white and innocent.
[06:43] Guscle
    Yeah, got it! Next!
[06:45] Eris
    This is ridiculous.
[06:46] Guscle
    Muscle!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82
SIGN    Destroyer
    
    Suspect 2
[06:47] Destroyer
    I didn't do it!
[06:51] Guscle
    What is that?
[06:53] Vitor
    This is luminol.
[06:55] Vitor
    If this iron ball was used as the murder
    weapon, any blood on it will glow blue.
[07:01] Guscle
    Oh! I've seen that in action before!
[07:04] Guscle
    Let me see it!
[07:09] Guscle
    What?! My boomerang is glowing blue?!
[07:14] Vitor
    Guscle-san, please calm down!
[07:17] Guscle
    Which means the true culprit...
[07:20] Guscle
    was me all along?!
[07:21] Guscle
    ...was me all along?!
[07:23] Guscle
    ...was me all along?!
[07:28] Vitor
    Your boomerang was blue to begin with.
[07:30] Vitor
    Also, you're obviously not
    the culprit, Guscle-san.
[07:34] Guscle
    Vitor!
[07:36] Guscle
    No, friend!
[07:39] Guscle
    Muscle!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82Wanna Do It
SIGN    Wanna Do It
    
    Author?
[07:41] Eris
    Their useless investigation
    continued for a while after that.
[07:44] Doit
    Hey! Don't cut out our screen time!
SIGN    Pacifier Man's Grave
[07:59] Guscle
    Rest in peace.
[08:01] Eris
    Hey! I told you, he isn't dead!
[08:09] Guscle
    H-He turned into a zombie?!
[08:15] Pacifier
    I swept well!
[08:17] Guscle
    Oh!
[08:18] Guscle
    You're alive!
[08:21] Guscle
    Thank goodness!
[08:23] Eris
    How can you say that after burying him?!
[08:25] Vitor
    What on earth?
[08:27] Pacifier
    Huh?
[08:28] Pacifier
    What's the matter, evewyone?
[08:32] Eris
    What happened to you last night?
[08:34] Pacifier
    Ah, well...
[08:41] (Flashback) Pacifier
    What a pwetty night sky.
[08:45] (Flashback) Pacifier
    Moments like this call for...
[09:00] (Flashback) Pacifier
    That was it.
[09:08] Guscle
    What, that's all?
[09:10] Guscle
    Why, you!
[09:12] Guscle
    I almost drank that!
[09:14] Guscle
    So there we have it! That's...
[09:16] Guscle
    case closed!
[09:20] All
    Yay!
[09:24] Guscle
    All right, now I want to take a bath!
[09:27] Guscle
    Let's all go bathe naked together!
[09:29] All
    Yeah!
[09:33] Guscle
    Friend!
[09:35] Guscle
    Thanks to you, we resolved this quickly!
[09:38] Guscle
    You have my thanks.
[09:40] Vitor
    I'm honored to have been of service.
[09:49] Guscle
    All right! Let's meet up at the bath!
[09:53] Eris
    Now, how was he...
[09:55] (Flashback) Vitor
    I believe this most likely was not
    the work of the Great Devil Order!
[10:01] Eris
    ...able to immediately suggest it wasn't
    the work of the Great Devil Order?
[10:16] Seiichi
    I told everyone that
[10:18] Seiichi
    the Demon Lord Army and the Wimberg Kingdom
    had successfully forged an alliance,
[10:24] Seiichi
    and that we might end up fighting
    against the Great Devil Order.
[10:31] Seiichi
    If it ever comes to that,
[10:35] Seiichi
    I want you all to be able
    to protect yourselves.
[10:40] Seiichi
    Got it?
[10:41] Seiichi
    I'm entrusting this academy to you.
[10:43] All
    Yes, sir!
[11:07] Eris
    Everyone's meeting up at
    the bath, right, Vitor-san?
[11:11] Vitor
    Yes.
[11:12] Vitor
    I thought I'd work up a sweat beforehand.
[11:15] Eris
    This isn't the way to the bath.
[11:19] Vitor
    Yes.
[11:20] Vitor
    But that's fine.
[11:23] Eris
    What do you mean by that?
[11:26] Vitor
    I'm really starting to approach my limits.
[11:29] Vitor
    I'm aching and aching to beat you to death!
[11:33] Vitor
    You strong warrior!
[11:36] Eris
    Now things make sense.
[11:39] Eris
    That explains how you could
    tell from a glance back then.
[11:42] Eris
    I have a guess I'm close to certain of,
    but who are you, really?
[11:48] Vitor
    A priest of the Great Devil Order,
    Vitor the Resonance!
[11:52] Vitor
    Your death knell will be
    a requiem for my soul.
[11:59] Vitor
    Please make this at least a little fun for me.
[12:05] Eris
    Try some of this!
[12:17] Vitor
    You really just aren't enough.
[12:22] Vitor
    Thank you for our time
    together, short as it was.
[12:25] Vitor
    Farewell, Eris-san.
[12:30] Guscle
    What are you doing?
[12:33] Vitor
    I was just asking Eris-san for some practice.
[12:37] Guscle
    Tell me the truth.
[12:42] Vitor
    Good grief.
[12:44] Vitor
    I thought you were just
    a muscle-brained idiot,
[12:46] Vitor
    but your intuition is surprisingly sharp.
[12:49] Guscle
    Why, friend?
[12:52] Vitor
    Friend?
[12:54] Vitor
    Friend?!
[12:57] Vitor
    What do you mean, "friend"?
[12:59] Vitor
    You do realize you're the only
    one of us who's using that term?
[13:05] Vitor
    So truly worthless!
[13:07] Vitor
    I fight and kill the strong!
[13:10] Vitor
    I kill them as I watch them despair
    and lose the will to fight!
[13:15] Vitor
    That's all there is to it!
[13:18] Vitor
    That is everything!
[13:24] Eris
    Guscle...
[13:27] Guscle
    Eris, you okay?
[13:30] Eris
    My injury's not that bad.
[13:33] Eris
    It's just...
[13:34] Guscle
    What?
[13:37] Eris
    As a sadist, that was unbearable humiliation.
[13:42] Guscle
    Then leave the rest to me.
[14:14] Guscle
    Friend, I'll fight you at full strength.
[14:19] Guscle
    Here I go.
[14:29] Vitor
    Ah, yes!
[14:32] Vitor
    All this time, I've lived
    such an unfulfilling life.
[14:36] Vitor
    Because I possessed such tremendous power,
[14:39] Vitor
    I faced the dilemma of never having an
    opponent I could go all-out against.
[14:45] Vitor
    But now... I've finally found one!
[14:48] Vitor
    This is the first promising
    opponent I've fought!
[14:51] Vitor
    This is the first time I've felt such fervor!
[14:54] Vitor
    I'm picking up speed!
[14:58] Vitor
    You're the best, Guscle Clute!
[15:10] Guscle
    This isn't the best you've got.
[15:14] Guscle
    You should be able to feel it, too.
[15:17] Guscle
    This fervor communicated through our muscles!
[15:19] Guscle
    This ultimate exaltation!
[15:23] Vitor
    Is that what this is?
[15:25] Vitor
    This feeling reverberating through my brain?!
[15:28] Guscle
    Set yourself free, Vitor!
[15:32] Vitor
    I'm grateful to you.
[15:35] Vitor
    Thanks to you, I can wield my true power.
[15:38] Guscle
    Oh?
[15:51] Guscle
    You've unleashed it!
[15:53] Guscle
    The pathos of your muscles!
[15:55] Vitor
    My ability is called Resonance!
[15:58] Vitor
    It's a power that can return
    all of your attacks twofold.
[16:03] Guscle
    Oh?
[16:04] Guscle
    That's quite a nice muscle
    power you have there.
[16:07] Vitor
    I don't care about the Great Devil!
[16:10] Vitor
    What I want is...
[16:12] Guscle
    What I want is...
[16:14] Both
    To beat you, thoroughly, with my full power!
[16:19] Both
    That's what you want, too, isn't it?!
[16:23] Guscle
    Yeah!
[16:25] Guscle
    My muscles are screaming!
[16:28] Guscle
    My justice!
[16:31] Vitor
    My justice rebound!
[16:38] Guscle
    Is that the extent of your Resonance?!
[16:47] Vitor
    This is awesome!
[16:50] Vitor
    This is awesome!
[16:51] Vitor
    This is awesome!
[17:01] Vitor
    Come on, let's hurry up and continue.
[17:07] Vitor
    Is that all you have, too?!
[17:10] Vitor
    Come on, stand up!
[17:14] Guscle
    I'm not done yet!
[17:16] Guscle
    My muscles are telling me to have fun!
[17:20] Vitor
    What?!
[17:22] Guscle
    Here I come...
[17:23] Guscle
    Vitor the Resonance!
[17:27] Vitor
    Guscle!
[17:50] Guscle
    I'm still just getting started.
[17:52] Vitor
    How?!
[17:54] Vitor
    You should already be well past your limit!
[17:57] Guscle
    Friend, what sad muscles.
[18:02] Guscle
    You've honed your muscles
    to such a great extent...
[18:09] Guscle
    So why did you only pursue
    your own strength?!
[18:18] Guscle
    Can't you hear it?
[18:19] Guscle
    Your muscles are crying!
[18:22] Vitor
    What's going on?!
[18:24] Vitor
    My arm is snapping apart?!
[18:30] Vitor
    Why am I shaking?!
[18:38] Vitor
    What is this?!
[18:39] Vitor
    Why am I seeing this?!
[18:46] Guscle
    Consider this punch
[18:49] Guscle
    the grief felt by
[18:50] Guscle
    both me and your own muscles!
[18:54] Guscle
    This is the end!
[19:15] Guscle
    Friend...
[19:18] Vitor
    For the first time in my life,
    I feel like I've lost.
[19:24] Vitor
    But oddly enough, that isn't a bad feeling.
[19:41] Vitor
    Guscle-san...
[19:43] Vitor
    If ever...
[19:46] Vitor
    we meet again, then...
[19:53] Jutis
    Well, well, Vitor-san.
[19:56] Jutis
    It's rare to see you so beaten up.
[20:00] Vitor
    Jutis...
[20:01] Jutis
    I sincerely doubt it,
[20:03] Jutis
    but surely you didn't
    manage to lose, did you?
[20:09] Vitor
    Yes, I lost.
[20:11] Vitor
    For the first time ever.
[20:13] Vitor
    I never thought the day would come
    when I'd find someone stronger than me.
[20:17] Jutis
    Oh?
[20:19] Vitor
    However, I also feel like I'm actually
    alive for the first time in my life.
[20:24] Jutis
    Is that so?
[20:26] Vitor
    I suppose the taste of defeat
    is also quite delectable.
[20:30] Jutis
    I'm glad to hear that.
[20:33] Jutis
    It's great that you now understand
    you were but a big fish in a small pond.
[20:38] Vitor
    True.
[20:39] Vitor
    It's back to square one again.
[20:42] Vitor
    Next time, I'll win for sure.
[20:44] Jutis
    Is that so?
[20:46] Jutis
    Well, assuming there is a next time.
[20:49] Vitor
    What?
[21:02] Jutis
    My power is Ubiquity.
[21:04] Jutis
    It's the power to teleport across
    any space, dimension, or time.
[21:14] Jutis
    You said it, didn't you?!
[21:16] Jutis
    That you don't care about the Great Devil!
[21:21] Jutis
    Vitor-san, please rest in peace.
[21:25] Jutis
    Your death will also serve
    to nourish the Great Devil.
[21:44] Seiichi
    Fall Disaster!
[21:47] Seiichi
    Water Ball!
[21:52] Seiichi
    What on earth is wrong with me?
[23:35] Seiichi
    The truth behind the Fruit of
    Evolution is finally revealed,
[23:38] Seiichi
    along with Destra's fierce past!
[23:40] Seiichi
    The story finally approaches its final battle!
[23:43] ---
    Next time: "Destra the Absolute Death."
SIGN    Next Time
    Destra the Absolute Death
[23:45] Seiichi
    Destra... Are you...

Season 2

E11 - Destra the Absolute Death

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SIGN    Sensei. Libera-sensei?
SIGN    Oh. What is it, Destra-kun?
SIGN    Here...
SIGN    Today's your birthday, right?
SIGN    A present? For me?
SIGN    Anemone?
SIGN    Well, you said you liked them, so...
SIGN    Hehe...
SIGN    Well? Does it look good on me?
SIGN    Yes!
SIGN    Thank you, Destra-kun.
SIGN    I truly appreciate the sentiment.
[00:56] Libera
    Run! Hurry!
[01:18] Destra
    Memories should all just die.
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Destra the Absolute Death
[02:55] Barnabus
    I had you all come here for but one reason.
[02:59] Barnabus
    Seiichi-kun, it's time to reveal the true
    reason I invited you to this academy.
[03:08] Barnabus
    It was all because I anticipated the
    battles with the Great Devil Order.
[03:13] Seiichi
    What do you mean?
[03:16] Barnabus
    Those who take the Fruit of
    Evolution into themselves
[03:19] Barnabus
    will inevitably cross paths
    with the Great Devil.
[03:22] Barnabus
    I'm talking about you, Seiichi-kun.
[03:27] Seiichi
    So you knew?
[03:29] Barnabus
    Who do you think I am?
[03:32] Saria
    A perverted old man!
[03:34] Oliga
    A masochistic old man!
[03:35] Barnabus
    Well, yes, those are true, too!
[03:38] Barnabus
    All right, stop that.
[03:39] Artoria
    But why does the Fruit of Evolution have
    anything to do with the Great Devil?
[03:43] Beatrice
    To get into that, we must first
    discuss the legend of creation.
[03:49] Beatrice
    It starts in ancient times, when the
    gods were still creating this world.
[03:56] Beatrice
    One day, a certain god revolted
    against the other gods
[04:00] Beatrice
    so that they could reign supreme.
[04:03] Beatrice
    Their conflict was the fiercest of all time,
[04:06] Beatrice
    and much of the land was burnt to nothing,
[04:08] Beatrice
    until the god that revolted was finally
    sealed away within this world.
[04:13] Beatrice
    The god that revolted hated the
    other gods and cursed the world.
[04:18] Beatrice
    That negative emotion took form, and the
    crystallization of hate that spilled forth
[04:24] Beatrice
    was the Fruit of Evolution.
[04:28] Beatrice
    The Fruit of Evolution proliferated
[04:30] Beatrice
    with blinding speed,
    seeking to cover the whole world.
[04:33] Beatrice
    The gods who noticed this used
    their power to suppress its spread,
[04:38] Beatrice
    and now it's considered a legendary item.
[04:46] Barnabus
    And that god who revolted
    is the Great Devil.
[04:52] Barnabus
    Those who eat the maximum Fruits of Evolution
[04:56] Barnabus
    eventually become fodder for the Great Devil.
[04:59] Barnabus
    Fodder chock-full of the aura of despair.
[05:03] Lulune
    Master, how many Fruits of
    Evolution have you eaten?
[05:07] Seiichi
    Ten, if I recall.
[05:09] Oliga
    Is that...
[05:11] Beatrice
    It is the upper limit.
[05:14] Barnabus
    Do not fear.
[05:16] Barnabus
    Protecting you is my duty as the Holy Mage,
[05:20] Barnabus
    and it's why I summoned you to the academy.
[05:23] Seiichi
    Barnabus-san...
[05:25] Barnabus
    I don't need any thanks. Instead,
[05:29] Barnabus
    everyone pet my head!
[05:31] Beatrice
    Old man!
[05:33] Barnabus
    Here it comes!
[05:42] Barnabus
    The Great Devil Order priest, Destra—
[05:46] Barnabus
    I'm the one who ultimately created him.
[05:52] Barnabus
    Long ago, he was a student here
    at Barbador Magic Academy,
[05:57] Barnabus
    and my very own pupil.
[06:04] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Riddle: What furniture makes your
    hands shake just by owning it?
[06:09] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Hint: Your hands tremble!
[06:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    The answer is: a table!
[06:16] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Riddle: What flower shouts when it's morning?
[06:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Hint: In the morning, it howls!
[06:23] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    The answer is: a morning glory!
[06:26] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Next one:
[06:28] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    A chair might be a chair, but what
    kind of chair is spicy and delicious?
[06:32] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Hint: curry!
[06:36] (Flashback) Libera
    Where are your mom and dad?
[06:49] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Now, the next—ow!
[06:51] (Flashback) Destra
    Shut up, you damn bastard!
[06:53] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll die cursing the gods!
[06:56] (Flashback) Destra
    Don't stop me!
[06:57] (Flashback) Destra
    What's this crap about
    the gods and happiness?!
[07:01] (Flashback) Destra
    They just steal from us,
    make us suffer, and deceive us!
[07:05] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll kill those damn gods!
[07:07] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll break this damn world, too!
[07:09] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll curse it all,
[07:11] (Flashback) Destra
    kill the gods,
[07:13] (Flashback) Destra
    and destroy everything!
[07:23] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll die cursing them!
[07:29] (Flashback) Destra
    Mommy! Mommy!
[07:41] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    I am Barnabus Aevritt, a teacher
    at Barbador Magic Academy.
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    If you are willing, I can help you.
[07:55] Barnabus
    Destra lost his family in the last war,
[07:59] Barnabus
    and ended up all alone.
[08:01] Students
    Hey, who's that?
[08:02] Barnabus
    I took him into custody while he was hurting,
[08:04] Students
    Someone amazing?
[08:05] Barnabus
    and had him enroll in this academy.
[08:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    This is Destra-kun. He'll be a
    part of your class from now on.
[08:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Everyone be kind to him.
[08:15] (Flashback) Libera
    Pardon me!
[08:19] (Flashback) Libera
    Sorry I'm late!
[08:23] (Flashback) Barnabus
    Libera-kun!
[08:24] (Flashback) Barnabus
    That's the twelfth time this month!
[08:26] (Flashback) Barnabus
    Are you not aware that you
    are an assistant teacher—
[08:30] (Flashback) Libera
    I see. So you're starting today, Destra-kun.
[08:33] (Flashback) Destra
    Uh, yes.
[08:35] (Flashback) Destra
    Thank you for having me.
[08:38] Barnabus
    She was great at looking after the kids,
    and indispensable to the academy.
[08:45] Barnabus
    Destra-kun had deep adoration
    for Libera-kun, as well.
[08:50] (Flashback) Libera
    Hey! No sleeping in class!
[08:52] (Flashback) Libera
    Now, when you're producing Ice Spear...
[08:56] (Flashback) Libera
    You worked so hard, Destra-kun!
[09:04] (Flashback) Libera
    A present?
[09:05] (Flashback) Destra
    Well, um...
[09:09] (Flashback) Destra
    A-ha!
[09:12] (Flashback) Libera
    Let me guess. You found a girl you like, right?
[09:16] (Flashback) Destra
    I-It's not like that.
[09:20] (Flashback) Libera
    Well, if you're getting a present for a girl,
[09:24] (Flashback) Libera
    it has to be flowers, I think.
[09:26] (Flashback) Destra
    Wh-What kind of flowers
    would you like, Sensei?
[09:29] (Flashback) Libera
    Me?
[09:30] (Flashback) Libera
    If it were me...
[09:32] (Flashback) Libera
    Oh, look there.
[09:36] (Flashback) Libera
    They're called anemone.
[09:38] (Flashback) Libera
    Their purple petals are
    so pretty, aren't they?
[09:42] (Flashback) Libera
    Those flowers also mean
    "I'll believe in you and wait for you."
[09:53] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei. Libera-sensei?
[09:57] (Flashback) Libera
    Oh. What is it, Destra-kun?
[10:01] (Flashback) Destra
    Here...
[10:05] (Flashback) Destra
    Today's your birthday, right?
[10:08] (Flashback) Libera
    A present? For me?
[10:13] (Flashback) Libera
    Anemone?
[10:15] (Flashback) Destra
    Well, you said you liked them, so...
[10:25] (Flashback) Libera
    Well? Does it look good on me?
[10:29] (Flashback) Destra
    Yes!
[10:31] (Flashback) Libera
    Thank you, Destra-kun.
[10:34] (Flashback) Libera
    I truly appreciate the sentiment.
[10:38] Barnabus
    But one day, tragedy struck.
[10:44] (Flashback) Libera
    There's trouble!
[10:50] Student
    Did we do anything to deserve this?
[10:51] (Flashback) Libera
    Wh-What is this?
[10:56] (Flashback) Libera
    Everyone, get to the central tower!
[10:58] (Flashback) Libera
    It'll be safe there!
[10:59] (Flashback) Students
    Yes, ma'am!
[11:18] (Flashback) Barnabus
    There's no end to them!
[11:19] (Flashback) Students
    Hurry! Move it!
[11:21] (Flashback) Students
    What's going on?!
[11:43] (Flashback) Destra
    Ice Spear!
[12:07] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei!
[12:08] (Flashback) Libera
    R-Run! Hurry!
[12:26] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei!
[12:41] (Flashback) Barnabus
    Destra!
[12:43] (Flashback) Barnabus
    Destra!
[12:44] (Flashback) Barnabus
    Stop it!
[13:01] Libera
    Destra-kun.
[13:02] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei...
[13:04] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei... Sensei...
[13:21] (Flashback) Great Devil
    This is the second time.
[13:24] (Flashback) Great Devil
    You will continue to experience
    despair that drives you to death.
[13:28] (Flashback) Great Devil
    Over and over...
[13:30] (Flashback) Great Devil
    Forever.
[13:34] (Flashback) Great Devil
    The world has denied and rejected you.
[13:38] (Flashback) Great Devil
    Yes. The gods have ordained it.
[13:41] (Flashback) Great Devil
    The gods who created the
    world have ordained it.
[13:45] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll curse them!
[13:48] (Flashback) Destra
    I'll kill the gods and break the world!
[13:51] (Flashback) Great Devil
    Then wish for it.
[13:53] (Flashback) Great Devil
    Wish for the power to make
    everything you touch despair
[13:56] (Flashback) Great Devil
    and put an end to their very souls!
[14:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Wh-What is this?
[14:15] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Destra?
[14:17] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    That's... the Fruit of Evolution?!
[14:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Don't do it! You mustn't eat it!
[14:27] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Stop!
[14:31] (Flashback) Destra
    It's your fault.
[14:34] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)
    You're the one
[14:36] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)
    who brought me here!
[14:39] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)
    I'll throw everything that exists
    into despair and kill them!
[14:54] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    N-No...
[14:59] (Flashback) Destra
    Bye-bye.
[15:01] (Flashback) Young Barnabus
    Destra!
[15:07] Barnabus
    If only I had been able to
    protect Libera-kun that day...
[15:13] Barnabus
    Or if I had managed to stop him...
[15:18] Jutis
    Destra-sama.
[15:19] Jutis
    I believe it's time.
[15:22] Destra
    I know.
[15:24] Jutis
    Of course.
[15:38] Destra
    It's been a long time, Barnabus-sensei.
[15:42] Barnabus
    D-Destra...
[15:44] Destra
    See?
[15:45] Destra
    We meet again, didn't we, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun?
[15:53] Lulune
    I can't move!
[15:54] Artoria
    What is this?
[15:57] Barnabus
    He's stopped our movement.
[16:02] Destra
    Now, shall we go?
[16:04] Barnabus
    Wait!
[16:07] Barnabus
    Where are you planning to take him?!
[16:10] Destra
    That's none of your business.
[16:12] Barnabus
    It's very much my business!
[16:20] Seiichi
    Barna-san!
[16:22] Barnabus
    Destra,
[16:24] Barnabus
    do you know how sad Libera-kun
    would be if she saw you now?
[16:29] Destra
    Don't you say that!
[16:32] Destra
    You couldn't do anything!
[16:38] Barnabus
    Stop this already!
[16:44] Seiichi
    Stop it!
[16:48] Barnabus
    Open your eyes, Destra!
[16:50] Barnabus
    Come back to us!
[16:52] Destra
    I hate those who are stubborn.
[16:56] Barnabus
    Then perish alongside me.
[16:58] Barnabus
    I'll be the last one you ever kill.
[17:03] Seiichi
    Barna-san!
[17:20] Seiichi
    Barna-san!
[17:20] Girls
    Old Man!
[17:24] Seiichi
    You're kidding me...
[17:25] Destra
    What a shame, huh?
[17:29] Seiichi
    Destra!
[17:32] Destra
    Jutis.
[17:34] Jutis
    I've been waiting.
[17:46] Beatrice
    Seiichi-sensei?!
[17:56] Seiichi
    Wh-Where am I?
[17:58] Destra
    A world made from the accumulation
    of negative emotions.
[18:02] Destra
    It's where the Great Devil is sealed.
[18:06] Seiichi
    Destra!
[18:07] Saria
    Wow!
[18:09] Saria
    Look, look, Seiichi!
[18:11] Seiichi
    Saria?!
[18:11] Saria
    Rocks are floating!
[18:13] Destra
    She's a special guest...
[18:16] Destra
    for the ultimate event that's about to start.
[18:19] Saria
    Huh?
[18:20] Seiichi
    Stand back, Saria.
[18:22] Seiichi
    What are you after?
[18:24] Destra
    I'm a priest of the Great Devil Order.
[18:28] Destra
    Obviously I want the
    Great Devil's resurrection.
[18:30] Seiichi
    Why did you bring us here?
[18:33] Destra
    Well...
[18:35] Destra
    Take a guess.
[18:38] Destra
    You're no fun.
[18:40] Destra
    Here's a hint, then.
[18:42] Destra
    The power the Great Devil granted
    me was "Absolute Death."
[18:45] Destra
    It taints the very soul of all
    living things, kills them,
[18:49] Destra
    and cuts them from the
    cycle of reincarnation.
[18:52] Destra
    In other words, they won't be
    able to reincarnate or be reborn.
[18:56] Seiichi
    Then Barna-san...
[18:58] Destra
    ...is bye-bye for all eternity.
[19:03] Destra
    I'm grateful to the Great Devil.
[19:06] Destra
    He gave me such a fun second life.
[19:09] Destra
    Going from the robbed to
    the robber was amazing.
[19:14] Destra
    Looking down on people as they drown
    in fear and despair is just the best.
[19:19] Destra
    And then the Great Devil will be revived, too.
[19:22] Destra
    That'll be the best day ever!
[19:24] Seiichi
    You're crazy.
[19:26] Destra
    But I've grown bored.
[19:27] Destra
    He hasn't resurrected at all.
[19:30] Destra
    Doing things little by little
    just isn't in my nature.
[19:34] Destra
    But that's where you come in!
[19:36] Destra
    That's what you, the man who ate
    the Fruit of Evolution, are for.
[19:39] Seiichi
    You're planning to use
    my negative energy, then?
[19:42] Destra
    Ding-ding!
[19:43] Destra
    Too bad, though.
[19:45] Saria
    He's right, but still wrong?
[19:48] Destra
    I'll resurrect the Great Devil
    and kill him completely!
[19:53] Seiichi
    Kill the Great Devil?
[19:56] Seiichi
    That doesn't make sense!
[19:59] Destra
    On that day, in that moment,
    I made my decision!
[20:03] Destra
    I'll destroy the world that makes me suffer!
[20:05] Destra
    I'll kill all the gods
    that created this world!
[20:09] Destra
    I'll wipe out my memories and
    my very existence myself!
[20:12] Destra
    Deicide!
[20:14] Destra
    That's my goal!
[20:16] Destra
    I'll start by killing the Great Devil!
[20:19] Destra
    I'll be taking your despair.
[20:27] Jutis
    Oh! My god!
[20:31] GreatDevil
    The time is finally here.
[20:35] Jutis
    Yes!
[20:47] Saria
    Seiichi!
[20:52] Seiichi
    Instant Movement!
[20:53] Seiichi
    Fall Disaster!
[20:56] Seiichi
    Damn it! Why now, of all times?!
[21:19] Destra
    Is that all your strength
    amounts to, Seiichi-kun?
[21:41] Destra
    You can still avoid my attacks?
[21:57] Destra
    I've grown tired of this.
[22:00] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[23:36] Destra
    Hey, Seiichi-kun,
[23:38] Destra
    what do you think lies beyond evolution?
[23:41] Destra
    Show it to me.
SIGN    Next Time
    The True Fruit of Evolution
[23:44] Destra
    Next time: "The True Fruit of Evolution."
[23:47] Destra
    Bye-bye, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun.

Season 2

E12 - True Fruit of Evolution

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[00:06] Jutis
    Destra-sama.
[00:08] Jutis
    For the sake of the Great Devil...
[00:18] Jutis
    Die.
[00:27] Destra
    I've grown tired of this.
[00:30] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[00:36] Saria
    Don't touch my Seiichi!
[00:50] Destra
    Not bad.
[01:13] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi!
[01:22] Seiichi
    S-Saria...
[01:24] Seiichi
    I'm... coming for you...
[01:33] Destra
    Saria-kun truly is ugly as a gorilla.
[01:43] Destra
    Bye-bye.
[01:57] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[02:21] Saria
    S-Seiichi...
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2:
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    The True Fruit of Evolution
[04:03] Seiichi
    Saria...
[04:07] Saria
    Don't cry, Seiichi.
[04:12] Saria
    I don't regret it.
[04:16] Saria
    I enjoyed our time together.
[04:21] Saria
    I was truly happy that...
[04:27] Saria
    I... I got to be your wife.
[04:45] Seiichi
    Saria...
[04:48] Destra
    Saria-kun died because of you.
[04:52] Destra
    Because you were powerless.
[04:56] Destra
    That was my gift to you: ultimate despair.
[04:59] Destra
    Now hurry up and awaken.
[05:05] Destra
    It's your turn to give me a gift.
[05:19] Destra
    Here it comes!
[05:33] Destra
    You're almost there, Seiichi-kun.
[05:42] Destra
    That's it! Just like that!
[05:46] Destra
    I'll use you as fodder for the
    revival of the Great Devil!
[06:12] Jutis
    It's time...
[06:14] Jutis
    for your resurrection!
[06:24] Seiichi
    I don't...
[06:27] Seiichi
    care what happens anymore.
[06:41] Destra
    I see!
[06:43] Destra
    You'll become the Great Devil, too!
[06:50] Seiichi
    Everything can just go away.
[07:19] Seiichi
    This is...
[07:25] Seiichi
    My life...
[07:26] Seiichi
    in another world.
[07:29] Seiichi
    My life where I had it made.
[07:34] Seiichi
    My life's... flashing before my eyes?
[07:38] Seiichi
    Which means...
[07:41] Seiichi
    I'm not long for this world.
[07:48] Seiichi
    Still,
[07:51] Seiichi
    looking back at it all like this...
[07:54] Seiichi
    Ever since I came to this world,
[07:57] Seiichi
    everything has gone well for me.
[08:01] Seiichi
    I truly was OP.
[08:07] Seiichi
    But...
[08:10] Seiichi
    After I had that dream...
[08:14] Seiichi
    Things went crazy.
[08:16] Destra
    That's not right, Seiichi-kun.
[08:19] Seiichi
    How is it not right?
[08:22] Destra
    Try to remember.
[08:31] Seiichi
    My old self?
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    Fatty
[08:38] Destra
    That is your true form, isn't it?
[08:42] Destra
    What happened in this world was a lie.
[08:45] Destra
    It was fake.
[08:47] (Flashback) Libera
    You found a girl you like, right?
[08:52] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei!
[08:59] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei...
[09:01] (Flashback) Destra
    Sensei... Sensei...
[09:09] Seiichi
    Fake?
[09:11] Destra
    You didn't do anything wrong,
[09:13] Destra
    and yet you were made to suffer so much.
[09:16] Destra
    It was the same for me.
[09:17] Destra
    One day, everything was
    suddenly taken from me.
[09:24] Destra
    Come on. The truth is that you
    think the same thing, right?
[09:28] Seiichi
    Think what?
[09:29] Destra
    That you want to destroy this world
    that made you suffer so much!
[09:33] Seiichi
    Destroy this world?
[09:37] Destra
    I'll destroy this world.
[09:39] Destra
    So let's both destroy this world together!
[09:43] Destra
    After all, you and I are the same!
[09:47] Seiichi
    The same?
[09:48] Destra
    Yes, we're the same.
[09:54] Saria
    Hey, Seiichi.
[09:56] Seiichi
    What is it?
[09:59] Saria
    Our love is evolving.
[10:05] Seiichi
    No.
[10:06] Detra
    Huh?
[10:07] Seiichi
    I'm not like you.
[10:10] Seiichi
    I can't feel the same way you do.
[10:12] Destra
    What was that?
[10:14] Seiichi
    This may be weird to say,
[10:16] Seiichi
    but it's because I was bullied...
[10:19] Seiichi
    because I learned pain...
[10:21] Seiichi
    that I wanted to be kind to others.
[10:23] Destra
    Huh?
[10:25] Destra
    What is this?
[10:27] Kannazuki
    Thank you, Seiichi-kun.
[10:29] Aira
    Sei-chan, thank you.
[10:34] Seiichi
    If I hadn't experienced pain,
[10:37] Seiichi
    I'm sure I wouldn't be able
    to understand others' pain.
[10:41] Artoria
    Thanks, Seiichi.
[10:43] Lulune
    Thank you so much, Master.
[10:45] Oliga
    Thank you, Onii-chan.
[10:48] Destra
    Stop it.
[10:49] Seiichi
    Because I knew pain,
[10:51] Lutia
    Thank you.
[10:51] Seiichi
    I was able to empathize
    with everyone that I met.
[10:52] Guscle
    Thank you!
[10:53] Eris
    Thank you.
[10:55] Ranze
    Thank you.
[10:56] Louise
    Thank you.
[10:57] Barnabus
    Thank you.
[10:58] Beatrice
    Thank you.
[10:59] Two
    Thank you.
[11:00] Two
    Thank you.
[11:02] Airi
    Thank you.
[11:03] Kannazuki
    Thank you.
[11:04] Lulune
    Thank you.
[11:06] Saria (Gorilla)
    Thank you.
[11:07] Oliga
    Thank you.
[11:08] Artoria
    Thank you.
[11:09] Saria
    Thank you, Seiichi.
[11:11] Destra
    Stop it!
[11:13] Destra
    Stop it! Stop it!
[11:20] Destra
    Well, what now?
[11:22] Seiichi
    Because I knew pain, I...
[11:27] Saria
    Thank you, Seiichi.
[11:30] Saria
    For making me, a gorilla, your wife.
[11:36] Seiichi
    Saria... I...
[11:39] Saria
    Your Status isn't your only cheat here!
[11:43] Saria
    Your real cheat is your kindness!
[11:46] Seiichi
    Saria...
[11:48] Saria
    So don't lose!
[11:51] Seiichi
    Thank you.
[11:52] Seiichi
    I still have a lot to do!
[11:57] Saria
    Yeah!
[11:58] Saria
    Do your best, Seiichi!
[12:02] Seiichi
    Leave it to me!
[12:09] Destra
    Wha—
[12:23] Seiichi
    I'll teach you...
[12:26] Seiichi
    About love!
SIGN    True Fruit of Evolution
SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made
SIGN    True Fruit of Evolution
[12:29] Status
    Awakened to love.
[12:31] Status
    Now commencing True Evolution.
[12:35] Destra
    What the heck is happening now?!
[12:43] Seiichi&SariaSong
    I want 1 + I Love You
[12:46] Seiichi&SariaSong
    I want you to hold me
[12:51] Seiichi&SariaSong
    no matter how I look
[12:54] Seiichi&SariaSong
    Is that selfish of me?
[13:15] Seiichi&SariaSong
    An "I love you today, as well"
    kiss in the morning
[13:17] Seiichi&SariaSong
    A "You're cute" kiss in the afternoon
[13:19] Seiichi&SariaSong
    A "Let's meet in our dreams"
    kiss in the evening
[13:23] Seiichi&SariaSong
    Imagining those things
[13:24] Zakia
    What is this song?!
[13:26] Song
    makes my heart feel like it's bursting
[13:33] Song
    I want to say it, I want to
    say it, I want to say it,
[13:36] Gempel
    Evolution LOVE?
[13:37] Song
    But will you laugh
[13:40] Song
    when you look at me?
[13:44] Guscle
    Muscle!
[13:45] Song
    (Sparkle sparkle sparkle My Love)
[13:49] Song
    But, but, but my dear,
[13:52] Vitor
    Muscle!
[13:53] Song
    The fact that I love you
[13:56] Song
    is as colorful as my body is big
[13:57] Status
    True Evolution now complete.
[13:59] Song
    and ever evolving
[14:03] Seiichi
    Sorry for the wait.
[14:03] Song
    See
[14:06] Song
    I want 1 + I Love You
[14:09] Destra
    Wh-Who are you?
[14:12] Seiichi
    True Seiichi.
[14:14] Status
    All statuses have become Love.
SIGN    Love
[14:17] Seiichi
    Love!
[14:18] Destra
    What in the hell are you?!
[14:29] Jutis
    What?!
[14:37] Seiichi
    Come on, Destra.
[14:48] Seiichi
    This is our final match.
[14:53] Seiichi
    Destra!
[14:55] Seiichi
    Come try and take my head
    with that scythe of yours!
[14:59] Destra
    Don't be ridiculous.
[15:01] Destra
    Absolute Death is plenty!
[15:07] Seiichi
    Love!
[15:14] Destra
    H-How?!
[15:18] Seiichi
    Love!
[15:25] Seiichi
    Love! Love!
[15:26] Seiichi
    Love will win!
[15:31] Destra
    Why?!
[15:32] Destra
    Why isn't it working?!
[15:33] Status
    Absolute Death has been absorbed,
[15:34] Status
    and ultimate skill "Say You Love
    Me In This Loveless Age, 2023"
[15:39] Status
    has been acquired.
[15:40] Destra
    Cut the crap!
[15:41] Destra
    Die, Seiichi!
[15:50] Destra
    You and I were supposed to be the same!
[15:53] Destra
    You should have tasted the
    same despair that I did!
[15:56] Destra
    So why...
[15:58] Destra
    don't you get it?!
[16:02] Destra
    Why are you leaving me alone again?!
[16:06] Destra
    I thought the two of us
    could understand each other!
[16:11] Destra
    So why are you like that?
[16:14] Destra
    Why are you so kind?
[16:16] Destra
    Why are you so different?
[16:21] Destra
    Even I...
[16:23] Destra
    Even I wanted to...
[16:25] Seiichi
    It's all right.
[16:26] Seiichi
    I'm sure you can change.
[16:32] Seiichi
    You can be kind to people, too.
[16:35] Seiichi
    After all, you and I...
[16:39] Seiichi
    are the same, right?
[16:43] Destra
    You honestly think
[16:45] Destra
    even I can...
[16:49] Seiichi
    Yeah, of course you can.
[16:53] Destra
    Thank you.
[16:54] Seiichi
    I'm so happy you understand!
[16:59] Destra
    Thank you, Seiichi-kun.
[17:10] Seiichi
    Why?!
[17:12] Seiichi
    Hey, don't die!
[17:14] Seiichi
    Skill: True Get Better!
[17:21] Seiichi
    No! Don't disappear!
[17:24] Destra
    Thank you, Seiichi-kun.
[17:27] Seiichi
    Don't go!
[17:40] (Flashback) Libera
    Destra-kun.
[17:42] Destra
    I'm coming to you now, Sensei.
[17:48] Seiichi
    Destra!
[17:50] Seiichi
    Destra!
[18:12] Seiichi
    Destra...
[18:20] Saria
    You did really well, Seiichi!
[18:27] Seiichi
    S-Saria!
[18:29] Saria
    I'm back!
[18:35] Saria
    Thank you.
[18:36] Saria
    You really are the best husband in the world!
[18:41] Seiichi
    Saria...
[18:50] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you!
[19:01] Seiichi
    Well, shall we head home to everyone else?
[19:04] Saria
    Yeah!
[19:06] Seiichi
    H-Hey...
[19:07] Seiichi
    S-Stop it!
[19:09] Seiichi
    Hey, this is embarrassing.
[19:11] Saria (Gorilla)
    Seiichi, you're worn out.
[19:13] Saria (Gorilla)
    You should rest from time to time.
[19:15] Seiichi
    Okay. You're the best, Saria, even in this form.
[19:19] Saria (Gorilla)
    Thank you.
[19:31] Seiichi
    I'm back, everyone.
[19:32] Saria
    We're back!
[19:33] Artoria
    Seiichi! Saria!
[19:36] Lulune
    You're both safe!
[19:37] Oliga
    Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
[19:42] Seiichi
    Sorry for worrying you all.
[19:45] Saria
    It was tough, but also fun!
[19:51] Lulune
    Master! I was worried about you!
[19:54] Oliga
    Please don't leave me behind again.
[19:56] Artoria
    From now on, we're always together.
[19:59] Artoria
    Got it?
[20:00] Seiichi
    Yeah, I promise.
[20:03] Barnabus
    Seiichi-kun...
[20:04] Seiichi
    Barna-san?
[20:06] Barnabus
    What about Destra?
[20:13] Seiichi
    I'm sorry.
[20:15] Barnabus
    I see.
[20:17] Barnabus
    There's no need to apologize.
[20:36] Seiichi
    I'll continue to live on...
[20:44] Artoria
    That looks good!
[20:45] Saria
    That looks good!
[20:47] Saria
    Here, Seiichi, open wide.
[20:49] Artoria
    Not fair, Saria!
[20:51] Artoria
    Me, too!
[20:52] Artoria
    Seiichi, open wide!
[20:55] Artoria
    Hey!
[20:57] Artoria
    You donkey!
[20:57] Lulune
    Yum, yum!
[20:59] Artoria
    I was offering it to Seiichi!
[21:01] Lulune
    Why'd you do that?!
[21:02] Seiichi
    ...alongside these merry friends.
SIGN    No one's asking
    who you are?
[23:00] Saria (Gorilla)
    Hey, Seiichi.
[23:04] Saria (Gorilla)
    Our love will continue to evolve, right?
[23:08] Saria (Gorilla)
    From now on, forever.
[23:11] Seiichi
    Of course!
[23:19] Seiichi
    I'll live on for a long, long time with them!
[23:22] Seiichi
    Here in this beloved world!
[23:24] Saria (Gorilla)
    I love you!
[23:27] Seiichi
    Ow!