Season 2 E1 - Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It,     My Life Had It Made [00:03] Saria     Seiichi! [00:04] Saria     The Fruit of Evolution 2 is finally starting! [00:06] Seiichi     It sure is, Saria. [00:07] Seiichi     Wait, what is this setup?! [00:09] Seiichi     What's evolved here, exactly?! [00:10] Saria     Well, our feelings? [00:12] Seiichi     It's not an issue of feelings! [00:13] Saria     Then... motivation? [00:14] Seiichi     Have that from the start! [00:16] Saria     Well, then... [00:17] Saria     The protagonist has changed? [00:18] Seiichi     No, we're starring in this, too! [00:19] Saria     Then look forward to seeing what     actually evolved in the show! [00:22] Seiichi     Now, The Fruit of Evolution 2... [00:24] Saria     ...begins at last! [01:09] Destra     Is that all your strength     amounts to, Seiichi-kun? [01:33] Destra     You can still avoid my attacks? [01:47] Destra     I've grown tired of this. [01:49] Destra     We're done here. [01:52] Destra     Bye-bye. [01:59] Saria     Don't touch my Seiichi! [02:13] Destra     Not bad. [02:34] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi! [02:41] Seiichi     S-Saria... [02:44] Seiichi     I'm coming for you! [02:51] Destra     Saria truly is ugly as a gorilla. [03:01] Destra     Bye-bye. [03:03] Seiichi     Wait! [03:14] Seiichi     S-Saria! [03:38] Saria     S-Seiichi... [03:41] Saria     When I'm a gorilla... [03:43] Seiichi     Huh? [03:44] Saria (Gorilla)     Do you not like me? [03:59] Seiichi     H... [04:01] Seiichi     How beautiful! [04:02] Seiichi     Can I get my hopes up this time?! [04:05] Artoria     Seiichi, what's wrong? [04:07] Lulune     Your face is all stiff. [04:10] Oliga     Onii-chan, are you okay? [04:12] Saria     Did you have a bad dream? [04:15] Seiichi     A dream, huh? [04:19] Seiichi     I'm fine, Saria. [04:23] Seiichi     What was that dream about? [04:26] Barnabus     Everyone, behold! [04:34] Lulune     Thambuli! [04:36] Barnabus     That's your new home! [04:39] Barnabus     Barbador Magic Academy! [04:42] Saria     Wow! [04:44] Saria     Isn't this exciting, Seiichi? [04:46] Seiichi     Yeah! [04:50] Seiichi     So this is where I'll     start my new second life. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Welcome to Barbador Magic Academy! [06:48] Barnabus     Come, come, I'll show you around. [06:50] Barnabus     This way. [06:55] Saria     I heard it creaking! [06:57] Oliga     Wow! [06:58] Lulune     What will they be feeding us here? [07:01] Artoria     We're not here to play around! [07:07] Barnabus     As the name suggests,     Barbador Magic Academy [07:10] Barnabus     is where students seeking to     master magic have gathered, [07:14] Barnabus     creating the world's leading magic city. [07:18] Saria     There are all kinds of shops here. [07:21] Seiichi     So it's not just an academy, then. [07:23] Lulune     Master! [07:25] Lulune     Look! They're selling bakudan, too! SIGN    J     i     b     a     k     u SIGN    B     a     k     u     d     a     n SIGN    Delicious [07:30] Lulune     Delicious! Delicious! [07:32] Seiichi     You never change, Lulune. [07:35] Barnabus     Hey! [07:36] Barnabus     The entrance to the academy is over here! [07:40] Oliga     Let's go! [07:41] Seiichi     Hey, doesn't Barnabus-san look too excited? [07:41] Lulune     Huh?! We're not eating?! [07:44] Artoria     If you keep being a glutton,     you'll get left behind! [07:59] Kenji     We're complete outcasts now. [08:02] Shouta     Yeah. [08:03] Shouta     Everyone here views those of us who were     summoned from another world as enemies. [08:09] Kenji     Kannazuki-senpai, what are we supposed to do? [08:15] Kannazuki     It's coming! [08:17] Kenji     Huh? Wh-What's coming? [08:19] Kannazuki     I'm not sure, [08:20] Kannazuki     but I picked up a very nostalgic smell. [08:23] Shouta     Huh? You mean... [08:25] Kannazuki     It's Seiichi-kun! [08:27] Kenji     Huh? Seiichi? [08:30] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun, are you already close by? [08:35] Barnabus     Now, Seiichi-kun, let me tell you [08:37] Barnabus     exactly what it is I'd like to ask of you. [08:41] Seiichi     That's right. [08:42] Seiichi     You only told me that you wanted     me to be a teacher here. [08:45] Barnabus     Yes. [08:46] Barnabus     Children of royalty and nobility [08:49] Barnabus     from many different nations     come to this academy. [08:52] Barnabus     Among them, we also have some     who are from another world. [08:57] Seiichi     Does he mean... [09:04] Barnabus     They enrolled as hero candidates     from the Kaiser Empire, [09:09] Barnabus     but their latent abilities are so strong [09:13] Barnabus     that they've been ostracized     by our current students, [09:15] Barnabus     and there's no end to their quarrels. [09:20] Seiichi     That's how they're being treated? [09:24] Barnabus     However, we don't know how the     Kaiser Empire will respond [09:28] Barnabus     if our academy punishes the hero candidates. [09:32] Barnabus     So, Seiichi-kun... [09:33] Barnabus     Bang! Your duty is to become the savior     who maintains order at this academy! [09:41] Seiichi     Savior?! [09:50] Seiichi     Water... [09:52] Saria     Seiichi, you're so cool! [09:55] Seiichi     You are already d— [09:57] Seiichi     Would younger kids even get that one? [09:59] Telop     Ask your mother or father. SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 304 l 0 304 SIGN    Ask     your     mother     or     father. [10:02] Barnabus     So on that note, I'd like you to     train up talented students, [10:06] Barnabus     ones capable of matching     the hero candidates! [10:09] Saria     Good luck, Seiichi! [10:11] Seiichi     I wonder if I'm capable of     something so ambitious. [10:15] Artoria     So, what should we join this academy as? [10:19] Barnabus     Don't worry. [10:21] Barnabus     I've prepared the perfect posts     for you all at the academy! [10:25] Barnabus     First, Saria-kun and Lulune-kun, [10:29] Barnabus     you'll be enrolling as students! [10:34] Saria     What do you think, Seiichi? [10:36] Lulune     Do we look good, Master? [10:38] Seiichi     S-So cute! [10:38] Barnabus     So cute! [10:40] Saria     Hearing Seiichi compliment me [10:43] Saria     makes my... my... [10:46] Saria (Gorilla)     my heart feel like bursting! [10:48] Seiichi     You're just bursting through your uniform! [10:51] Barnabus     Next up, Artoria-kun... [10:55] Barnabus     You'll be the Adventuring instructor [10:57] Barnabus     who teaches students what every     adventurer needs to know! [11:02] Artoria     Want to go adventuring with your teacher? [11:06] Barnabus     Now, there's no resisting that! [11:10] Artoria     Don't make me say weird things! [11:12] Barnabus     Next, Oliga-kun... [11:15] Barnabus     will be Seiichi-kun's assistant! [11:17] Oliga     Professor, experiment with me! [11:21] Seiichi     Moe! [11:22] Barnabus     I will! I will! [11:24] Artoria     Don't make Oliga do weird things, either! [11:28] Barnabus     Blasting off! [11:32] Seiichi     Salute, Barna-san! [11:37] Barnabus     So anyway, everyone, do your best! [11:40] Saria     Yes, sir! [11:42] Artoria     Jeez. [11:43] Lulune     Now, let's head to the cafeteria first! [11:46] Oliga     You're eating again? You're such a glutton. [11:48] Lulune     Glutton? That sounds yummy! [11:50] Seiichi     I'll be a teacher, huh? [11:51] Artoria     Would you two cut it out?! [11:53] Seiichi     You never know what will happen in life. [11:57] Seiichi     I used to get bullied, [12:00] Seiichi     but then I was suddenly     transported to this world, [12:04] Seiichi     where I had a gorilla     challenge me to a fight, [12:07] Seiichi     propose to me, [12:10] Seiichi     and become my bride. [12:12] Seiichi     Then I met lots of beautiful women, [12:14] Seiichi     and before I knew it, I had it made. [12:17] Seiichi     I fought a dark knight and a dragon. [12:20] Seiichi     I got welcomed into an eccentric guild. [12:22] (Flashback) Guscle     ...muscle! [12:27] Seiichi     I fought... [12:28] (Flashback) Mohawk     Shall we do it? [12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm good! [12:33] Seiichi     ...and fought. [12:42] Seiichi     So much stuff happened. [12:45] Seiichi     When I get back, I'm re-watching last season. [12:49] Seiichi     But all of that started [12:52] Seiichi     when I first ate the Fruit of Evolution. [12:59] Seiichi     It tasted awful. [13:01] Barnabus     Now then, Seiichi-kun... [13:03] Barnabus     Let's start by heading to Class F,     the class you'll be taking over. [13:07] Seiichi     Class F? [13:10] Barnabus     Yes. [13:11] Barnabus     They're quite the collection     of problem children. [13:14] Seiichi     Huh? [13:15] Seiichi     Problem children? [13:17] Barnabus     Please, use your talents to— [13:20] Seiichi     Huh?! [13:30] Beatrice     You've finally returned, Principal? [13:32] Barnabus     Peel, peel... [13:37] Seiichi     Huh? [13:53] Artoria     Who are you? [13:55] Barnabus     B-B-B-Beatrice-kun... [13:58] Beatrice     Principal! [13:59] Beatrice     Where have you been wandering [14:01] Beatrice     all this time, without     permission from us teachers? [14:04] Barnabus     W-W-Well... [14:06] Beatrice     There's a mountain of backed-up     paperwork that needs your attention. [14:12] Barnabus     I-It's not what you think... [14:14] Beatrice     Do you have anything to say for yourself? [14:16] Barnabus     I was working for the good of the academy... [14:19] Beatrice     Ah, for the academy? [14:21] Barnabus     Yes! Exactly! [14:23] Beatrice     If you truly care about this academy, [14:26] Beatrice     please start going through the mountain     of backed-up paperwork before you. [14:29] Beatrice     Be sure to go over every single     page before you sign them. [14:34] Barnabus     Can I bounce them? [14:39] Beatrice     Guilty! [14:50] Beatrice     Now, let's get going. [14:52] Seiichi     Y-Yes, ma'am! [14:55] Barnabus     Mountain... [15:05] Seiichi     U-Um... [15:09] Beatrice     I'm sorry about all that. [15:12] Beatrice     I'm the teacher formerly     in charge of Class F, [15:14] Beatrice     Beatrice Rogner. [15:17] Seiichi     Huh? Of Class F? [15:19] Beatrice     Yes. [15:20] Beatrice     The principal has instructed me to support     you as the class's assistant teacher. [15:27] Seiichi     I-I see. [15:33] Beatrice     Now, our new Adventuring     instructor, Artoria-sensei, [15:37] Beatrice     and our new Class A student,     Lulune-san, head this way. [15:40] Lulune     What?! I can't do that! [15:42] Lulune     I am Master's servant! [15:44] Lulune     I cannot be apart from my master! [15:47] Beatrice     By the way, the cafeteria you     sought is located next to Class A. [15:52] Lulune     The cafeteria! [15:56] Seiichi     She's quick to change gears. [15:59] Artoria     Later, Seiichi. [16:00] Artoria     Let's both do our best. [16:02] Seiichi     Yeah. Don't push yourself too hard, Ar. [16:05] Saria     Later! [16:06] Beatrice     Now, the rest of you, this way. [16:09] Seiichi     Um... [16:11] Seiichi     May I ask a question? [16:13] Beatrice     What is it? [16:14] Seiichi     You used to be in charge of Class F, right? [16:19] Seiichi     A-Are you okay working with me? SIGN     Psst          Psst [16:24] Whispers     Psst... Psst... [16:24] Seiichi     Huh? Did I ask something I shouldn't have? [16:27] Seiichi     Is she going to treat me like Barna-san?! [16:29] Seiichi     Oh, jeez! I shouldn't have asked! [16:33] Beatrice     I... [16:37] Beatrice     I wasn't able to help their talents bloom. [16:44] Seiichi     Huh? [16:45] Beatrice     It's wrong to call them problem children. [16:47] Beatrice     They're all good children. [16:51] Beatrice     No matter what anyone else says,     I have faith in them. [16:55] Beatrice     Faith that there's amazing talent     lying within all of them. [17:01] Seiichi     Beatrice-san... [17:03] Beatrice     Also, if the principal has acknowledged you, [17:06] Beatrice     I'm sure you can raise them     into wonderful students. [17:16] Seiichi     I understand. [17:17] Seiichi     I don't know how well I'll     meet your expectations, [17:20] Seiichi     but I'll do my best. [17:21] Saria     Don't worry, Beatrice-san! [17:24] Saria     Seiichi is very kind! [17:26] Saria     He'll definitely make a great teacher! [17:29] Oliga     Yeah. Onii-chan is kind. [17:33] Beatrice     Right! [17:41] Seiichi     That being said... [17:43] Seiichi     I don't know if I can teach. [17:46] Saria     Seiichi! [17:48] Seiichi     Saria... [17:49] Saria     Do your best! [17:55] Seiichi     All right, here I go! [18:02] Seiichi     C'mon, that's too cliché! [18:04] Seiichi     And it's a wash basin,     not a blackboard eraser?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 127 0 l 127 320 l 0 320 SIGN    Ask     your     grand-     mother     or     grand-     father. [18:06] Telop2     Ask your grandmother     and grandfather. [18:10] Seiichi     It's all right! [18:11] Seiichi     Even Beatrice-san said     they're all good kids! [18:37] Seiichi     Huh? [18:54] Seiichi     A-Are they... [18:56] Seiichi     Are they r-really good kids?! [19:18] Saria (Gorilla)     All the students of Class F are super unique. [19:23] Saria (Gorilla)     What will happen to Seiichi in the end? [19:27] Seiichi     What the hell?! [19:42] Helio     Our goal is the resurrection     of the Great Devil. [19:45] Helio     However, [19:46] Helio     to achieve that, we need the negative     emotions of mankind's despair. [19:52] Helio     Well, Kreis? [19:54] Helio     How is it going? [19:58] Kreis     Our Great Devil Order has     devised a secret plan. [20:02] Helio     Oh? And that is? [20:05] Kreis     This time, we'll attack the     Barbador Magic Academy. [20:09] Helio     I see. [20:11] Helio     So you'll take the lives of     VIPs from all over the world. [20:15] Kreis     It's an effective tactic, right? [20:18] Kreis     And by contributing to the     Great Devil's resurrection, [20:21] Kreis     I can prove my worth, as well. [20:31] Kreis     Wh-What is this?! [20:38] Kreis     Wh-Who are you?! [20:43] Demioros     You look like a roasted pig. [20:46] Angrea     What a pathetic little piglet. [20:49] Kreis     You're Demioros! [20:51] Kreis     And Angrea! [20:53] Kreis     What do you think you're doing here?! [20:56] Demioros     Nothing, really. [20:58] Demioros     We'll be the ones heading     to Barbador Magic Academy. [21:02] Kreis     Wh-What?! [21:04] Angrea     We couldn't entrust it to some stupid pig. [21:08] Kreis     Th-The plan's still in the preparation stage! [21:11] Demioros     There's no preparation needed. [21:13] Demioros     Not if we go. [21:16] Angrea     Then you'll be finished. [21:22] Demioros     Well, there you have it. [21:24] Angrea     Farewell, piglet. [21:27] Kreis     W-Wait! [21:28] Kreis     Please wait! [21:30] Kreis     If you're going, [21:31] Kreis     undo this before you leave! [21:35] Kreis     Please! [21:39] Angrea     I can't wait to see how the     students of that academy [21:44] Angrea     will scream for me. [21:48] Demioros     All for the Great Devil's resurrection. [23:35] Seiichi     I finally start my job teaching classes! [23:38] Seiichi     Or so I thought, but then the     students start hazing me! [23:40] Seiichi     But even those students     harbor a serious problem! [23:43] Seiichi     Next time: "Being a Teacher Is Tough!" SIGN    Next Time     Being a Teacher Is Tough! [23:45] Seiichi     Let's all just get along! E2 - Being a Teacher is Tough Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi's party has arrived at Barbador     Magic Academy with great excitement. [00:07] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi and Artoria joined as teachers [00:10] Saria (Gorilla)     while Saria and Lulune joined as students, [00:13] Saria (Gorilla)     and Oliga joined as Seiichi's assistant. [00:17] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi was tasked with saving the academy, [00:22] Saria (Gorilla)     and to that end, he was assigned to     take on Beatrice's class, Class F. [00:41] Saria (Gorilla)     They were all incredibly unique students. [00:47] Saria (Gorilla)     Will Seiichi be able to guide them properly? [00:51] Saria (Gorilla)     What fate lies in stores for Seiichi? [01:07] Seiichi     I-It's nice to m— [01:10] Agnos     Who the hell are you, huh?! [01:13] Seiichi     Y-You're too close. [01:15] Agnos     What're you starin' at? You wanna go, huh? [01:19] Agnos     Huh?! [01:21] Seiichi     Maybe I can't do this! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made [02:54] Agnos     Don't you go ignoring me!     You screwing with me?! SIGN    Being a Teacher Is Tough! [02:59] Beatrice     Agnos-kun. [03:08] Agnos     Boss Lady Beatrice! [03:16] Saria     That had to hurt. [03:18] Agnos     Boss Lady, not the corner! [03:22] Beatrice     Please stop calling me that. [03:24] Beatrice     Besides, the one you were     picking a fight with [03:26] Beatrice     is the new teacher in charge of you all. [03:29] Agnos     Wh-What?! [03:31] Agnos     He's our new teacher?! [03:36] Seiichi     Nice to meet you. [03:37] Agnos     Why is a brat like him— [03:38] Agnos     Brat! Brat! [03:42] Seiichi     How many revolutions is he going for?! SIGN    10 Points [03:48] Beatrice     Silence. [03:53] Beatrice     As I've said, this is Seiichi-sensei,     the teacher who will be taking over for me, [03:59] Beatrice     and his assistant, Oliga-san. [04:04] Seiichi     Huh? There's only four? [04:07] Beatrice     Class F has four students. [04:10] Seiichi     Uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi. [04:15] Seiichi     I'm roughly the same age as all of you here, [04:17] Seiichi     but I'll be teaching you everything I can. [04:21] Seiichi     I-I hope we can get along. [04:23] Oliga     I'm Oliga. [04:25] Oliga     Nice to meet you. SIGN    C-Cat Ears ♥ [04:29] Beatrice     And this is Saria-san, who will     be joining Class F starting today. [04:34] Saria     I'm Saria! [04:35] Saria     I hope we can all be friends! [04:39] Agnos     What? What's all this?! [04:41] Agnos     Oh, man, you're seriously cute! [04:44] Agnos     My heart's locked on to your eyes! SIGN    That was dated!! [04:47] Agnos     Wanna hit up a coffee     joint with me after this?! SIGN    Who is this guy?! [04:51] Beatrice     You there, be quiet! [04:53] Beatrice     Now, please introduce yourselves. [04:56] Agnos     Okay! I'll go first, then! [04:59] Agnos     Name's Agnos Passion! [05:01] Agnos     I'm 999-and-0 for fights won! [05:04] Agnos     The nickname I've earned is     "The Terrifying Pompadour of Hell"! SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell [05:09] Agnos     Remember all that! [05:11] Saria     Amazing! [05:13] Agnos     R-Really? [05:14] Saria     I'll go, too! [05:16] Saria (Gorilla)     I'm Gorilla Saria! SIGN    Gorilla Saria SIGN    Gorilla Saria [05:24] Seiichi     Th-That was magic! Just magic! [05:27] Oliga     Exit stage left. SIGN    I'm shocked! [05:32] Beatrice     Okay, next. [05:35] Brud     I'm Brud Lev Kaiser. [05:38] Seiichi     Kaiser? [05:40] Brud     You figured it out, eh? [05:41] Brud     As you surmised, I am a     prince of the Kaiser Empire. SIGN    Wise Prince [05:47] Brud     Though my status is irrelevant     here at this academy. [05:51] Agnos     Don't you go ignoring me! [05:54] Brud     I thought you were knocked out. [05:55] Agnos     I was just sleeping! [05:57] Brud     Please remember that even though     I'm in the same class as him, [06:00] Brud     I'm not on the same level. [06:01] Agnos     Huh?! What'd you just say?! [06:04] Agnos     Let's take it outside! [06:06] Brud     I wouldn't mind that. [06:08] Seiichi     C-Come on, you two. [06:13] Beatrice     Agnos-kun, Brud-kun. [06:19] Seiichi     Uh, next is... [06:32] Seiichi     You've got nothing to say?! [06:35] Helen     Helen Rosa. [06:38] Seiichi     Wait, that's it? SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades [06:43] Seiichi     I knew there was more. [06:46] Seiichi     Uh, last is... SIGN    Quiet Beast [06:57] Seiichi     Wh-What? SIGN    Baird Lutra SIGN    Nice to meet you! [07:05] Seiichi     Wait, you can't talk?! [07:07] Saria     So cute! SIGN    Nice to meet you! [07:10] Seiichi     Nope! [07:12] Seiichi     No way! There's no way I can lead this class! [07:16] Seiichi     Too bad! SIGN    Kannazuki Karen [07:27] Kannazuki     Where is he? [07:31] Kannazuki     That way?! [07:32] Kannazuki     Wait for me, Seiichi-kun! [07:40] Kannazuki     Sorry! [07:41] Airi     Ow... [07:43] Kannazuki     Y-You're Seto Airi. [07:46] Airi     Oh, Student Council President. [07:49] Airi     What's the matter? Why the rush? [07:51] Kannazuki     Oh, nothing. [07:52] Kannazuki     I just caught a nostalgic smell. [07:55] Airi     Huh? Do you mean... [07:57] Kannazuki     Yeah, I'm sure of it! [07:59] Kannazuki     It's Seiichi-kun's smell! [08:01] Airi     Really?! So we can finally see Sei-chan! [08:04] Airi     I'll look for him, too! [08:13] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun... [08:19] Beatrice     Now, I'd like to return     your last herbalism test. [08:24] Agnos     Bring it on! [08:27] Seiichi     I haven't done anything     and I'm already exhausted. [08:31] Oliga     Onii-chan, hang in there. [08:33] Beatrice     Agnos-kun, 0. [08:35] Agnos     Why?! [08:37] Beatrice     What do you mean, "why"?! [08:39] Beatrice     You answered "With Spirit"     for every question! [08:39] BGVoice(Agnos)     Spirit! Spirit! Spirit! [08:41] Agnos     But you can do anything     if you've got enough spirit! [08:46] Beatrice     Next is Brud-kun. [08:48] Brud     Hmph. [08:48] Beatrice     Wonderful. 90. [08:51] Seiichi     Wow, amazing. [08:53] Brud     This much is to be expected. [08:57] Beatrice     Baird-kun. [08:59] Beatrice     95. You did very well. [09:03] Seiichi     Huh?! [09:04] (Flashback) Artoria     How many times do I have to tell you?! [09:06] (Flashback) Artoria     These are mushrooms! [09:07] (Flashback) Artoria     I told you to find medicinal herbs! Herbs! [09:12] Seiichi     So he's smart, despite his looks? [09:15] Agnos     Why did you get a good     grade while I got a 0?! [09:19] Agnos     I can't accept this! [09:20] Brud     Hmph. Obviously it's because     your answers were inappropriate. [09:24] Agnos     What's that?! Let's take it outside! SIGN    I'll send you packing!! [09:27] Brud     I wouldn't mind that. [09:28] Agnos     Oh, then let's go throw down! [09:28] Seiichi     H-Hey, not again! [09:30] Agnos     Come with me! [09:30] Brud     Bring it, Pompadour. [09:36] Seiichi     Just how scary is Beatrice-san? [09:38] Beatrice     Helen scored 100. [09:40] Beatrice     Impressive as usual. [09:42] Helen     It's nothing. [09:43] Saria (Gorilla)     Wow, you're all so smart! [09:49] Seiichi     Saria! [09:51] Seiichi     Uh, i-it's magic. [09:56] Agnos     Sensei... Is it possible     to transform using magic? [09:59] Beatrice     So it would appear. [10:03] Seiichi     Please, Saria. [10:04] Seiichi     The others aren't used to you yet,     so please stop turning into a gorilla. [10:08] Saria     Okay! [10:09] Seiichi     D-Do you really understand? [10:16] Seiichi     Boobs— [10:18] Beatrice     Um, Seiichi-sensei. [10:21] Seiichi     Y-Yes? [10:23] Beatrice     How about you observe the practical     abilities of these four as a special lesson? [10:30] Seiichi     Practical abilities?     You mean real combat training? [10:34] Beatrice     Yes. [10:35] Beatrice     I think it would be best for you to     understand each student's strengths [10:39] Beatrice     in order to guide them moving forward. [10:43] Seiichi     That's certainly true. [10:45] Seiichi     Very well. [10:47] Agnos     A special lesson, huh? SIGN    RUUUMBLE SIGN    But first, commercials. [11:02] Agnos     Anyway, [11:05] Agnos     just who is this Seiichi bastard? [11:08] Brud     I haven't the slightest idea. [11:10] Brud     What do you think? SIGN    Mystery [11:13] Brud     So are you. [11:15] Helen     Hey, you seem to be friendly     with that teacher. [11:19] Helen     You know each other? [11:20] Saria     We do. [11:22] Agnos     Just what are you to him? [11:24] Saria     Me? I'm Seiichi's wife! [11:27] Agnos     Oh, his wife, huh? [11:31] All     What?! [11:33] Brud     Th-Then what about that Oliga girl? [11:36] Saria     She's Seiichi's little sister. [11:38] Brud     I-I see. [11:40] Helen     You three came to this academy together? [11:43] Saria     No, we also came with Seiichi's     girlfriend and servant. [11:47] Lulune     Time to dig in! [11:48] Agnos     What?! [11:50] Brud     Girlfriend?! [11:51] Helen     Servant?! SIGN    Seriously?! [11:54] Saria     Yeah! We all love Seiichi! [11:57] Agnos     Damn him! [12:01] Agnos     I'll kill him! [12:04] Saria     What got into him? [12:06] Helen     Hey, you're that teacher's wife, right? [12:10] Saria     Yeah, that's right! [12:12] Helen     Then tell us. Is he strong? [12:15] Saria     He's super strong! [12:18] Helen     I see. [12:26] Barnabus     Well, Seiichi-kun? [12:28] Barnabus     What's your impression     of the Class F students? [12:31] Seiichi     Well, they're all very unique,     but not so much problem children. [12:36] Seiichi     I'm a little relieved. [12:38] Oliga     They're all funny. [12:40] Barnabus     I see. [12:42] Barnabus     However, Class F is just a bit     different from the other classes. [12:50] Seiichi     Different how? [12:53] Barnabus     Have you heard what the rest     of the academy calls them? [12:58] Seiichi     No. I only arrived here recently. [13:01] Beatrice     The Dropout Corps. [13:03] Seiichi     Huh? [13:04] Beatrice     The truth is... [13:06] Beatrice     They're dealing with a major problem. [13:14] Agnos     All right, let's do this! [13:17] Brud     It's just us here? [13:18] Helen     That's all the better, isn't it? [13:22] Agnos     My bat's gonna bring the fire! [13:24] Helen     Let's show him what we're made of. [13:27] Theobald     Well, well, what are the dropouts doing here? [13:34] Agnos     What'd you say?! [13:36] Theobald     You plebeians shouldn't stand     on the same ground as me. [13:40] Theobald     Or... [13:41] Theobald     Are you suggesting that I ought to     breathe the same air as you fools? [13:46] Brud     B-Brother... [13:48] Theobald     My foolish younger brother, Brud... [13:50] Theobald     This class is perfect for a failure like you. [13:53] Agnos     You keep shootin' off that mouth, [13:55] Agnos     so you must be prepared for the     consequences, right? Huh, huh, huh?! [13:58] Theobald     S-Space! [13:59] Brud     Stop it, Agnos! [14:01] Agnos     How do you expect me to stay quiet     when he's insulting us like this?! [14:04] Agnos     I'll kill you! [14:06] Agnos     What the hell are you doing?! [14:07] Agnos     Let me go, damn it! [14:10] Theobald     Amusing. [14:11] Theobald     Then let me show you the difference     between Class S and you dropouts. [14:17] Saria     Class S? [14:18] Helen     Yes. The top class in this academy. [14:22] Theobald     Any who defy me, Theobald Tera Kaiser,     the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire, [14:27] Theobald     will be crushed. [14:33] Theobald     Oh? You had such a beauty with you? [14:37] Saria     Huh? [14:39] Theobald     What is your name? [14:41] Saria     Me? I'm Saria! [14:42] Theobald     Rejoice, Saria. [14:44] Theobald     I hereby make you my woman. [14:48] Saria     Oh? [14:49] Saria     I'm sorry! I'm already in love with Seiichi! [14:57] Theobald     Did I mishear?     Are you rejecting my invitation? [15:01] Saria     Yeah, can't do it! [15:02] Saria     I love Seiichi! [15:08] Theobald     I-Impossible! [15:09] Theobald     There's no man better than me... [15:12] Saria     Seiichi is way cooler than you! [15:16] Saria     He's also very strong! [15:18] Theobald     How dare you?! [15:26] Theobald     Why are you laughing?! [15:28] Theobald     You dare mock the next     Emperor of the Kaiser Empire, [15:31] Theobald     and you think you can get away with it?! [15:36] Theobald     Saria, I shall grant you one     more chance. Become my— [15:40] Saira     Can't! [15:55] Theobald     I'll let you off... [15:56] Theobald     for today. [15:58] Agnos     You running away?! [16:01] Theobald     Don't push your luck. [16:03] Theobald     I've just decided to bury you all     in the upcoming class competition. [16:07] Agnos     Class competition?! [16:09] Theobald     Do look forward to it. [16:12] Brud     Brother... [16:15] Agnos     How long are you gonna keep holding me?! [16:17] Agnos     Let me down already! [16:22] Saria     Seiichi! [16:26] Seiichi     Oh, there you are. [16:27] Seiichi     Sorry I'm late! [16:29] Theobald     Seiichi?! So he's... [16:33] Agnos     Hey! You're late! [16:35] Seiichi     Well, Barna-san's... [16:36] Seiichi     Er, the headmaster just     kept ad-libbing on and on. [16:41] Seiichi     I wound up really late. [16:45] Seiichi     Huh? [16:46] Beatrice     Did something happen? [16:48] Agnos     Nothing in particular. [16:51] Helen     Would you start our special lesson already? [16:53] Seiichi     R-Right. [17:00] Seiichi     All right, then, could you     all show me your skills? [17:05] Beatrice     I'll leave the rest to you, Sensei. [17:07] Seiichi     Understood. [17:10] Seiichi     Oh, I won't use magic, so don't worry. [17:15] Agnos     Then your first opponent will be— [17:18] Helen     Me. [17:19] Agnos     Hey, Helen! [17:21] Agnos     You back... off... and... [17:24] Agnos     And go on ahead.     I'm so cool, letting you go first! [17:35] Seiichi     S-Sounds good. [17:36] Helen     You won't use magic?     Are you underestimating us? [17:40] Seiichi     Huh? No, it's not like that. [17:44] Helen     We're the ones assessing your abilities. [17:52] Seiichi     In that case... [17:57] Helen     Let's find out... [17:59] Helen     if your strength is the real deal! [18:16] Seiichi     Th-That's incredible intensity. [18:18] Seiichi     But why is she so mad at me?! [18:20] Seiichi     What did I do?! [18:26] Saria (Gorilla)     Helen attacks Seiichi with incredible hatred. [18:29] Saria (Gorilla)     What is going to happen to Seiichi? [18:33] Saria (Gorilla)     And what is this major problem     the students of Class F have?! [18:47] Angrea     Say, care for a match? [18:49] Angrea     Shall we see who can kill more     students of Barbador Magic Academy? [18:53] Demioros     Sounds great. [18:55] Demioros     It's been a while, too, [18:57] Demioros     since I last saw your strength     as the "Murder Princess." [19:00] Angrea     I, too, look forward to enjoying [19:03] Angrea     your power of "Deliverance." [19:06] Angrea     But what a shame. [19:08] Angrea     I doubt you'll have a chance to do anything. [19:11] Angrea     I'll take care of all the brats at     Barbador Magic Academy with my magic. [19:16] Demioros     Hey, now, it won't go that easily. [19:20] Demioros     They have lots of mages in there. [19:23] Demioros     That old man known as     the Holy Mage, Barnabus... [19:27] Demioros     You shouldn't take him lightly. [19:29] Angrea     Oh, my! There's an old man like that there? [19:33] Angrea     Now my heart is racing with excitement. [19:35] Angrea     I wonder what kind of terror     and despair he'll show me. [19:39] Demioros     It's thrilling, isn't it? [19:41] Angrea     I'm sure the Great Devil will be delighted. [21:25] Eris     Greetings, everyone. [21:26] Guscle     Now, time for the main story to begin! [21:29] Guscle     In this segment, I, Guscle,     the Master of the Adventurer's Guild... [21:32] Eris     And I, Eris, will provide you with even     more information to enjoy the story. [21:37] Guscle     We call it... [21:38] Guscle     "A Lecture on International Relations     That Even a Meathead Can Understand!" [21:42] Guscle     Muscle! [21:48] Eris     First up is Barbador. SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy [21:50] Guscle     Bam! [21:52] Eris     As the name suggests, this is where     Barbador Magic Academy is located. [21:55] Guscle     Barbador! [21:56] Eris     This a neutral region that armed     forces aren't allowed to enter. [21:59] Guscle     Barbador! [22:01] Guscle     Peace! SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom [22:05] Eris     Next is the Wimberg Kingdom. [22:08] Eris     As you know, this is the land Seiichi-san     resided in during the last season, [22:11] Eris     and it's the nation with     our Adventurer's Guild. [22:14] Guscle     That takes me back, Seiichi! [22:16] Guscle     Saria! Let's arm wrestle again! [22:18] Guscle     Armuscle! SIGN    Demon Kingdom [22:20] Eris     Next is the Demon Kingdom. [22:22] Eris     This is the nation governed by     the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia... [22:25] Guscle     Oh, Lutia! [22:26] Eris     And while it seems to want an     alliance with the Wimberg Kingdom, [22:27] Guscle     Lutia! [22:29] Eris     it's worth being cautious of     how they'll act in the future. [22:30] Guscle     Lutia! [22:32] Guscle     Be cautious! SIGN    Kaiser Empire [22:38] Eris     Next is the Kaiser Empire. [22:40] Guscle     Kaiser! [22:41] Eris     This is an aggressive nation     plotting world domination. [22:42] Guscle     Kaiser! [22:44] Eris     The hero candidates they summoned     were sent to Barbador Magic Academy [22:45] Guscle     Kaiser! [22:47] Eris     as part of a plot by its advisor, Helio. [22:49] Guscle     Dangerous! SIGN    Valsha Empire [22:53] Eris     And next is the Valsha Empire. [22:56] Guscle     Valsha, Valsha... [22:57] Eris     It's a nation ruled by an empress. [22:59] Guscle     Valsha, Valsha, Valsha! [23:00] Eris     They're currently fending off an     invasion from the Kaiser Empire. [23:03] Guscle     Valsha... [23:04] Eris     It's all right, Guscle. [23:06] Guscle     Muscle! [23:08] Eris     Finally, we have the Great Devil Order. [23:10] Guscle     They're a secret cult acting in the     shadows to resurrect the Great Devil. [23:13] Guscle     One of their leaders, Kreis,     works in the Demon Kingdom. [23:16] Guscle     They're a bunch of villains trying     to plunge the world into chaos! [23:19] Eris     That was my line! [23:21] Guscle     Ouch! SIGN    Valsha Empire SIGN    Wimberg Kingdom SIGN    Invading SIGN    Kaiser Empire SIGN    Demon Kingdom SIGN    Barbador Magic Academy SIGN    Neutral SIGN    Alliance [23:25] Eris     Keep an eye on how these nations     react to one another in the future. [23:29] Guscle     Three! Two! One! [23:31] Guscle     Muscle, muscle! SIGN    To be continued [23:36] Seiichi     Hey! What is with this     young delinquent blonde girl?! [23:39] Seiichi     She suddenly tried to slice into her teacher! [23:41] Seiichi     Calm down, you fool! SIGN    Next Time     Seiichi vs. Class F [23:43] Seiichi     Next time, "Seiichi vs. Class F." [23:45] Seiichi     None of you are rotten oranges! E3 - Seiichi vs. Class F Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi has become the teacher in charge     of Class F at Barbador Magic Academy. [00:06] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's nice to meet you. I'm Hiiragi Seiichi. [00:09] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm roughly the same age as all of you here, [00:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     but I'll be teaching you everything I can. [00:14] Saria (Gorilla)     Awaiting him was a     delinquent with a nail bat, SIGN    Terrifying Pompadour of Hell SIGN    Quiet Beast [00:18] Saria (Gorilla)     a macho man wearing a bear head, SIGN    Nice to meet you! [00:22] Saria (Gorilla)     a prince, SIGN    Wise Prince [00:24] Saria (Gorilla)     and a blonde tsundere girl. SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades SIGN    Twin Crimson Blades [00:27] Saria (Gorilla)     All four were very eccentric students. [00:32] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? There's only four? [00:35] Saria (Gorilla)     He decided to hold a     mock battle right away [00:38] Saria (Gorilla)     to assess the abilities of his students. [00:41] (Flashback) Seiichi     In that case... [00:43] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi's first opponent was Helen,     who made her hatred for him clear. [00:55] Saria (Gorilla)     What fate awaits Seiichi? [01:07] Helen     You won't use magic? [01:09] Helen     "Don't worry"? [01:11] Helen     Are you underestimating us? [01:14] Seiichi     No, it's not like that. [01:18] Beatrice     Helen-san... [01:19] Helen     We're the ones assessing your abilities. [01:22] Helen     Let's find out... [01:25] Helen     if your strength is the real deal! [01:29] Seiichi     H-Hey! You're way too mad at me! [01:32] Saria     Fight, Seiichi! [01:35] Oliga     Onii-chan, good luck! [01:37] Agnos     Tsk! Go ahead and embarrass yourself in     front of your wife and little sister! [01:41] Agnos     You damn playboy! [01:44] Seiichi     Oh, well. I can't let myself get hurt. [01:55] Seiichi     Huh? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Seiichi vs. Class F [03:33] Agnos     Serves you right! [03:35] Saria     Seiichi? [03:37] Oliga     Onii-chan? [03:40] Brud     Impressive, Helen. [03:42] Brud     Your title of "Twin Crimson Blades"     isn't just for show. [03:45] Helen     See? Why not use your magic already? [03:48] Agnos     Get him in one go, Helen! [03:52] Helen     This ends it! [03:53] Helen     Ultimate Skill: [03:55] Helen     Twin Fang Thrust! SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust SIGN    Twin Fang Thrust [04:00] Helen     Huh? H-Huh?! [04:11] Helen     What's going on?! [04:13] Helen     The moment I thought my attack     landed, I was flung into the air?! [04:17] Helen     H-Hey, put me down already! SIGN    For real?! [04:22] Agnos     He's fast. [04:26] Helen     What are you doing, you lecher?! [04:32] Helen     You pervert! [04:39] Oliga     Onii-chan?! [04:40] Saria     Seiichi! [04:41] Seiichi     Sniffle, sniffle... [04:47] Agnos     Serves you right! [04:48] Agnos     I'm your next opponent! [04:51] Brud     Wait! [04:52] Agnos     Huh? [04:54] Brud     Do you mind a three-on-one? [04:56] Agnos     Huh?! What the hell are you saying?! [04:58] Seiichi     I don't particularly mind. [05:01] Agnos     Hey! [05:02] Agnos     Quit screwing with me! [05:04] Agnos     I'll start by taking you out, man! [05:06] Brud     Could we have a moment? [05:09] Seiichi     Yeah, sure. [05:13] Agnos     I know that much! [05:15] Brud     Then let's go with that. [05:18] Agnos     Don't order me around! [05:19] Brud     Shut up. [05:21] (Flashback) Beatrice     What do you mean, "why"?! SIGN    With spirit [05:22] (Flashback) Agnos     Spirit! [05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wow, amazing. [05:25] (Flashback) Helen     It's nothing. [05:26] (Flashback) Agnos     Let's take it outside! SIGN    I'll send you packing!! [05:27] (Flashback) Brud     I wouldn't mind that! [05:29] Seiichi     They've always been on bad terms.     Will their teamwork be okay? [05:34] Brud     We're sorry for the wait. [05:36] Agnos     Hey! You newb teacher! [05:38] Agnos     Don't you go taking advantage of     the moment to grope Helen's tits! [05:43] Agnos     I'll crush your head like a tomato and— [05:45] Seiichi     Close, close! [05:47] Seiichi     Too close! [05:53] Agnos     Here I come! [05:59] Agnos     Quit dartin' around! [06:21] Brud     Baird! [06:23] Brud     Agnos! [06:30] Brud     I got you! [06:41] Seiichi     Air Thrust! [06:43] Seiichi     Flash Fist! [06:44] Agnos     How?! [06:46] Agnos     How in the hell?! [06:47] Agnos     Damn it! [07:00] Barnabus     What's that? [07:16] Oliga     You did it! [07:17] Oliga     You won, Onii-chan! [07:19] Saria     Good work. [07:22] Agnos     Damn it! [07:23] Agnos     Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! [07:28] Agnos     Are we really failures for     not being able to use magic?! [07:35] Beatrice     Agnos-kun... [07:38] Agnos     If we had magic... [07:40] Agnos     If we had magic we could use,     we wouldn't have... [07:45] Agnos     If we had magic... [07:46] Agnos     If we had magic we could use... [07:49] Agnos     We wouldn't get beat up... [07:51] Agnos     like we're all useless shit! [07:59] Seiichi     Skill: World Vision. [08:07] Status     Status error. Rejection of     magic activation detected. [08:15] Seiichi     Rejection? [08:17] Status     Some condition is preventing     the activation of magic. [08:32] (Flashback) Beatrice     The truth is... [08:34] (Flashback) Beatrice     They're dealing with a major problem. [08:38] (Flashback) Beatrice     They can't use magic. [08:42] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [08:43] (Flashback) Beatrice     No matter how much effort Class F has put     into it, they've been unable to use magic. [08:51] (Flashback) Beatrice     Because of that, they've been ostracized     by the other students who can. [08:58] Seiichi     They've lost hope in their future. [09:04] Seiichi     They can't use any magic here,     in this place for learning magic. [09:10] Seiichi     Just how much have they     suffered because of that? [09:15] Seiichi     Just how hard has that been on them? SIGN    Smelly SIGN    Creep SIGN    Fatty SIGN    Idiot [09:21] Seiichi     I was constantly bullied at school. [09:24] Seiichi     I had no place I could call my own. [09:28] Seiichi     But I've managed to meet all kinds     of people here in this world, [09:31] Seiichi     and they've saved me. [09:34] Seiichi     So this time... [09:40] Seiichi     It's my turn to save you all! [09:45] Agnos     You say it like it's so easy! [09:47] Agnos     There's no way you can do that! [09:56] Seiichi     I'll prove that Beatrice-sensei's students     are actually capable of using magic. [10:03] Beatrice     Seiichi-sensei... [10:11] Seiichi     If I can just free these students [10:14] Seiichi     from the chains binding them... [10:22] Seiichi     Free them... [10:23] Seiichi     Free them... [10:25] Seiichi     Meaning... [10:27] Seiichi     Liberate them... [10:28] Seiichi     Hmm? Liberation? [10:31] Seiichi     Huh? Didn't I already... [10:38] Status     Skill: Lin— [10:40] Lincoln     It's been a while! [10:42] Seiichi     You again?! [10:44] Lincoln     But first, commercials! [10:47] Seiichi     Those who don't understand, watch season 1! [10:56] Seiichi     Let's think about this in simpler terms. [10:59] Seiichi     I just need to make these     kids able to use magic. [11:13] Seiichi     I've got it! [11:15] Status     Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching     Failures in Another World. [11:21] Status     But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their     Students, Then What Are Teachers For? [11:28] Status     I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic     if I Confront Them Physically! [11:32] Status     Or So I Thought, [11:33] Status     Before Some Mysterious Power Really     Let Them Activate Magic" activated. [11:39] Seiichi     Huh?! Say what?! SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching Failures in Another World. SIGN    Skill: "Events Led Me to Teaching     Failures in Another World. SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students, Then What Are Teachers For? [11:50] Seiichi     Enough! SIGN    But if a Teacher Doesn't Believe in Their Students,     Then What Are Teachers For? SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically! SIGN    I'm Sure They'll Be Able to     Use Magic if I Confront Them Physically! [11:57] Seiichi     Long! Too long! SIGN    Or So I Thought, SIGN    Or So I Thought, Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic" SIGN    Before Some Mysterious Power Really Let Them Activate Magic." [12:02] Seiichi     Sounds like narration! [12:04] Agnos     Wh-What?! [12:10] Helen     It's hot! [12:23] Helen     It feels like power is     welling up within me... [12:26] Helen     Could it work now?! [12:30] Helen     Spirits governing fire! [12:32] Helen     Feast upon my mana... [12:38] Helen     and display your power before me! [12:49] Helen     Fire! [12:53] Helen     It's... [12:54] Helen     I actually... [12:55] Agnos     Whoa! You did it, Helen! [13:07] Brud     I think... I can produce it, too! SIGN    Want to do it?! SIGN    The water thing~ [13:20] Brud     Water, water, water magic, SIGN    Ma SIGN    gi SIGN    c [13:23] Brud     Fall! Fall! Disaster! [13:27] Brud     Activate magic the very same day! [13:31] Brud     Fall! [13:32] Brud     Right now, Fall Disaster! SIGN    Want to do it?!     The water thing~ [13:38] Brud     Huh? [13:44] Seiichi     Huh? This seems familiar. SIGN    Déjà vu SIGN    Déjà vu. [13:50] Brud     No way! [13:53] Brud     I did it! [13:54] Agnos     Then me, too! SIGN    I leave it to you! [13:57] Agnos     Uh... SIGN    Fire [13:59] Agnos     "Fire"? [14:00] Agnos     So short! [14:01] Agnos     Will that actually produce it? [14:04] Agnos     Fire? [14:07] Agnos     This is great! [14:11] Seiichi     Good for you, but your head! [14:13] Saria     You're all so amazing! [14:15] Oliga     Well done, Funny Hair. [14:18] Agnos     Yeah! Thanks, lady! SIGN    Fire [14:21] Seiichi     No, seriously! Your head! [14:22] Agnos     Huh? My head? SIGN    Fire [14:25] Agnos     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [14:27] Brud     Fall Disaster! [14:34] Agnos     Thanks. SIGN    LOL [14:52] Three     We did it! [14:55] Agnos     We did it, damn it! [14:57] Brud     We can do it if we try! SIGN    LOL [14:58] Agnos     For real?! [15:00] Agnos     This isn't a dream, right?! [15:02] Agnos     It's not a dream, right?! [15:02] Beatrice     Am I dreaming right now? [15:04] Agnos     Is this real? [15:05] Agnos     I can't believe we can use magic! [15:10] Helen     Um... [15:11] Agnos     You're awesome! [15:13] Agnos     Let me call you Seiichi Boss Man! [15:16] Seiichi     All I did [15:18] Seiichi     was help you draw out     the power you possessed. SIGN    Thank You [15:22] Brud     Thank you very much, Seiichi-sensei. [15:27] Brud     From here on out, we shall hone our     ability to use magic even more! [15:32] Agnos     Hey! You guys! [15:34] Agnos     We won't let them call     Class F failures anymore! [15:37] Brud     Yeah! [15:38] Saria     You did it, Seiichi! [15:38] Agnos     Boss Man! Please teach me water magic, too! [15:40] Oliga     Onii-chan. [15:42] Seiichi     Enough with the "Boss Man." [15:42] Agnos     Come on, come on, come on! [15:44] Agnos     Boss Man! Boss Man! [15:44] Seiichi     Okay, I get it... [15:46] Helen     Not bad. [15:55] Artoria     There are so many things to     remember when you're a teacher. [15:59] Artoria     This is bad. [16:00] Artoria     Reading is making me sleepy. [16:08] Kannazuki     This smell... [16:10] Kannazuki     It's great! [16:12] Artoria     What is your problem?! [16:14] Kannazuki     Why did I feel like you had a great smell? [16:17] Kannazuki     Oh, I know! [16:18] Kannazuki     Because it's the smell he has! [16:21] Kannazuki     Why?! [16:22] Kannazuki     Why are you giving off     his wild, beastly smell?! [16:26] Artoria     Hey! [16:27] Artoria     Stop it! [16:31] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun... [16:33] Kannazuki     Are you possibly nearby? [16:44] Lulune     It's been a while since I had bakudan! [16:47] Lulune     The way the meat juice bursts out... [16:51] Lulune     It's so deliciously good! [16:56] Lulune     Now that I think about it, this was the     first meal my master treated me to, as well. [17:02] Kannazuki     Sniff, sniff. [17:06] Kannazuki     This smell is also unmistakably his. [17:09] Kannazuki     Why? [17:10] Kannazuki     Why is this smell coming from     your back, waist, and buttocks?! [17:16] Kannazuki     Why from your back? [17:16] Lulune     Your breath on my neck... [17:19] Lulune     tickles! [17:19] Kannazuki     Why does it span your back to your waist? [17:20] Lulune     Hey! [17:22] Lulune     S-Stop it! [17:24] Kannazuki     Why do you have this smell?! [17:27] Lulune     Who are you?! [17:36] Beatrice     The cafeteria food here     is quite highly rated. [17:39] Saria     It looks good! [17:41] Seiichi     There's such a variety! [17:45] Artoria     This is incredible. [17:47] Lulune     Master, they all taste amazing! [17:51] Artoria     Don't talk while eating. [17:53] Artoria     You never change at all. [17:56] Oliga     Glutton. [17:57] Lulune     I wouldn't have the energy     I need if I didn't eat. [17:59] Seiichi     That's bad manners. And we can't     understand what you're saying. [18:02] Saria     Is it good? [18:02] Seiichi     It's not all for you, Lulune. [18:05] Oliga     You can't monopolize it. [18:06] Beatrice     Lulune-san! [18:09] Beatrice     Please behave properly as     a student of this academy! [18:12] Oliga     Bad! [18:15] Kannazuki     You're... Seiichi-kun? [18:25] Seiichi     Are you... [18:28] Artoria     You're... [18:28] Lulune     That woman! [18:28] Beatrice     I'm still talking! [18:32] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai? [18:39] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun! [18:44] Kannazuki     I finally found you! SIGN    Uwaaaaaaaah [18:55] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi and Kannazuki are finally reunited. [18:59] Saria (Gorilla)     Though his wife, girlfriend, servant, [19:02] Saria (Gorilla)     and little sister happened     to be there at the same time! [19:05] Saria (Gorilla)     I sense pandemonium! [19:07] Saria (Gorilla)     What fate awaits Seiichi? [19:17] Demioros     Look. Over there. [19:21] Angrea     So that's Barbador Magic Academy? [19:34] Demioros     They even have the nerve     to put a barrier around it? [19:38] Angrea     How futile. [19:42] Angrea     My, it's sturdy. [19:44] Guard     Hey! You there! [19:46] Guard2     What are you doing?! [19:48] Angrea     Could you please open this gate for us? [19:50] Angrea     We have important business to attend to. [19:52] Guard     Answer the question! [19:54] Guard     You can't just pass that off as a joke! [19:56] Angrea     Please open the gate and let us in. [20:04] Guard2     Hey! What's wrong with you?! [20:05] Angrea     You, too, please. [20:11] Demioros     Your power sure helps in moments like these. [20:14] Demioros     Makes it easy. [20:24] Angrea     Now, let's get going. [20:26] Demioros     Yeah. [20:27] Demioros     I sure wish I had some     teleportation magic already. [20:30] Angrea     Indeed. [22:07] Three     Ding-dong, dang-dong. [22:12] Seiichi     Introduce yourselves to     everyone watching at home! [22:15] Three     Right. [22:15] Three     Yo! [22:15] Three     Sure. [22:17] Beatrice     I can't believe Agnos-kun     is raising his hand! [22:21] Seiichi     Okay, then, Agnos. [22:22] Agnos     Hey! I'm Agnos! [22:24] Agnos     My favorite word is "spirit"! Nice to meet you! [22:27] Seiichi     I'm glad you're so full of energy! [22:28] Seiichi     Next is Baird! SIGN    Baird Lutra     Nice to meet you! [22:31] Seiichi     Short and simple! [22:33] Seiichi     Okay, Helen! [22:35] Seiichi     Helen-san? Helen-san? [22:36] Helen     Sheesh! I'm Helen Rosa! [22:38] Helen     My favorite thing is flowers. [22:40] Helen     I loathe Theobald! [22:42] Helen     Nice to meet you. [22:44] Seiichi     Last is Brud! [22:45] Brud     Yes, I'm Brud. [22:47] Brud     It's a pleasure to meet you. [22:48] Seiichi     So normal! [22:49] Brud     Huh? [22:50] Beatrice     Now, Seiichi-sensei, [22:51] Beatrice     let's get class started! [22:53] Seiichi     Yes! Okay, everyone! [22:55] Seiichi     Do you know what effect this herb has? [22:57] Agnos     Me, me, me, me! [22:59] Seiichi     Agnos! [22:59] Agnos     It restores youth! [23:01] Beatrice     Guilty! [23:02] Agnos     Gufire! SIGN    Fire? [23:04] Seiichi     No way! Even an accidental "Fire"     from his scream is enough?! [23:06] Seiichi     Oh, no, this is bad! [23:09] Beatrice     This is Charm Weed. [23:12] Beatrice     Breathing in its smoke makes you fall     in love with whoever's holding it. [23:18] Agnos     Boss Man! I love you! [23:21] Brud     I will be yours. [23:23] Helen     I love you! [23:24] Beatrice     Oh, how could I?! We're both teachers! [23:27] Beatrice     Guilty... [23:29] Agnos     Boss Man, I love you! SIGN    Class Dismissed [23:32] Seiichi     Class dismissed! [23:35] Seiichi     It's been so long, Kannazuki-senpai. [23:37] Seiichi     Huh?! Why are your     nostrils flaring so hard?! [23:40] Seiichi     The guy I was before     evolving will show up, too? [23:42] Seiichi     Why?! What's going on?! [23:44] Seiichi     Next time, "Reunited With Kannazuki Karen"! SIGN    Next Time     Reunited With Kannazuki Karen [23:46] Seiichi     Nanjourno! E4 - Reunited with Kannazuki Karen Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Reunited with Kannazuki Karen [01:44] Seiichi     Wha... K-Kannazuki-senpai?! [01:47] Kannazuki     This nostalgic smell... [01:50] Kannazuki     You may have changed     appearances, Seiichi-kun, [01:53] Kannazuki     but you're still you. [01:55] Seiichi     Uh, um... [01:57] Artoria     Care to explain this, Seiichi? [02:01] Artoria     You already have me and Saria. [02:04] Seiichi     Hey! W-Wait! [02:06] Artoria     No excuses! [02:09] Seiichi     Y-You've got the wrong idea, Ar! [02:10] Artoria     Like I'd allow a fifth or a sixth time! [02:13] Beatrice     Teachers, please stop it! [02:15] Beatrice     Stop this at once! SIGN    Beat Up [02:19] Kannazuki     I'm so glad to see you're safe. [02:22] Seiichi     I'm not safe at all, though. [02:25] Beatrice     Behaving like that at school is a big problem! [02:28] Artoria     But— [02:28] Beatrice     Please be more careful from now on! [02:29] Kannazuki     I sensed you nearby for a while. [02:31] Kannazuki     I'm so glad you're all right. [02:35] Seiichi     Senpai... huh? [02:41] Kannazuki     I smell women. [02:42] Seiichi     Huh? [02:43] Kannazuki     I smell women on you. [02:45] Seiichi     Uh... [02:46] Kannazuki     I smell that sweat!     You're flustered, aren't you? [02:50] Seiichi     You sure have a keen nose! [02:52] Kannazuki     I thought it was odd back then! [02:54] Kannazuki     Why do I smell Seiichi-kun on you all? [02:57] Kannazuki     Why do I smell you all on Seiichi-kun? [03:00] Kannazuki     Depending on your answer,     you won't get off easily! [03:03] Artoria     Oh? Now this is interesting. [03:16] Kannazuki     I am Kannazuki Karen! [03:18] Kannazuki     I have been with Seiichi-kun     since forever ago! [03:22] Kannazuki     I am his childhood friend! SIGN    Childhood Friend [03:25] Artoria     I am Artoria Gremm, Seiichi's girlfriend! [03:29] Lulune     Lulune. I'm Master's servant! [03:32] Oliga     Oliga. Onii-chan's little sister. SIGN    Girlfriend SIGN    Little Sister SIGN    Servant SIGN    Servant SIGN    Childhood Friend SIGN    Childhood Friend SIGN    Little Sister SIGN    Girlfriend SIGN    Little Sister SIGN    Girlfriend [03:43] Kannazuki     D-Damn it! [03:47] Artoria     We did it! [03:48] Lulune     Easy win! [03:50] Oliga     No, not yet. [03:52] Artoria     What?! [03:56] Kannazuki     Weak. Too weak. [03:58] Saria     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! SIGN    Wife SIGN    Wife [04:05] Saria     Hello, nice to meet you! [04:08] Saria     I guess we all share a bond now, huh? [04:08] Fan     Wife [04:10] Saria     Bonds with Seiichi are great bonds! [04:13] Saria     I hope we get along, Kannazuki-san! [04:15] Saria     I am his only one! [04:17] Saria     I'm Saria! [04:19] Saria (Gorilla)     His wife! [04:21] Saria (Gorilla)     Wife! Wife! SIGN    Wife [04:23] Saria (Gorilla)     His wife! [04:25] Saria     I'm Saria! [04:26] Saria (Gorilla)     His wife! [04:28] Saria     I'm Seiichi's wife! [04:31] Saria (Gorilla)     The ultimate wife! SIGN    Wife [04:41] Kannazuki     I-I lost... [04:43] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai, are you okay? [04:46] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun... [04:49] Kannazuki     I'm so happy to be held by you... [04:52] Seiichi     Let's get you to the nurse's office. [04:55] Beatrice     I'll be excusing myself, then. [04:57] Beatrice     Please take your time. [05:02] Saria     Do you love Seiichi, too? [05:04] Kannazuki     S-Seiichi-kun's just my childhood friend... [05:08] Artoria     If that was all you two were,     we wouldn't have had that battle. [05:11] Kannazuki     E-Even if that's true, we're supposed     to keep it tucked away in our hearts! [05:16] Saria     You know, I love it when     Seiichi is happy and smiling! [05:21] Artoria     I-In that case, I love how brave     he looks when he's fighting. [05:26] Lulune     I love the feel of his plump     butt when he's riding me! [05:31] Oliga     I love it when he pets me with his big hands. [05:34] Seiichi     Hey, you guys... SIGN    Childhood Friend [05:40] Artoria     She's fired up again?! [05:45] Kannazuki     Long ago, Seiichi-kun saved me. [05:50] Kannazuki     When I was young, I was often bullied. [05:51] Boy1     Take that! [05:52] Kannazuki     Stop it! [05:54] Boy2     Here it is! [05:54] Kannazuki     All because I was willful and brash. [05:56] Kannazuki     Give it back! [05:59] (Flashback) Boy1     Nyah! You're a boy! A boy! [06:01] (Flashback) Kannazuki     I'm a girl! [06:02] (Flashback) Boy2     Here, pass! [06:04] (Flashback) Boy3     If you don't like it, try and take it back! [06:06] (Flashback) Kannazuki     None of you could do anything on your own! [06:08] (Flashback) Boy1     I heard that! [06:10] Kannazuki     That's when he appeared. [06:12] (Flashback) Young Seiichi     Stop it! [06:14] (Flashback) Young Seiichi     No violence! [06:16] (Flashback) Young Seiichi     No violence! [06:17] (Flashback) Young Seiichi     No violence! [06:18] (Flashback) Boy1     What?! [06:20] (Flashback) Boy2     You fatty! [06:21] (Flashback) Boy3     We'll bully you, too! [06:22] (Flashback) Boy1     You little brat! [06:25] (Flashback) Young Seiichi     N-No violence! [06:28] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun was braver than anyone else. [06:35] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Thank you so much for today. [06:37] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Why did you save me? [06:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     My mom and dad always taught me     to help people who are in trouble. [06:46] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Hey, Seiichi-kun? [06:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     What? [06:49] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Do I really seem a boy? [06:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     Hmm... I don't know. [06:59] (Flashback) Seiichi     But you're fine just the way you are! [07:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Thank you. [07:14] Kannazuki     Later, I learned from our neighbors that [07:18] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun had already lost     his parents in an accident. [07:22] Kannazuki     So I wondered, [07:23] Kannazuki     how was he able to smile     without worry, despite all that? [07:30] Kannazuki     Yet because Seiichi-kun     defended me that day... [07:30] Boy3     Nyah! [07:31] Seiichi     Give it back! [07:35] (Flashback) Boy     Get over yourself, fatty! [07:37] (Flashback) Seiichi     N-No violence... [07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     No violence! SIGN    Smelly SIGN    Idiot SIGN    Creep SIGN    Fatty [07:41] Kannazuki     I found myself unable to lend     Seiichi-kun a hand or do anything else. [07:54] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Seiichi-k— [08:03] Seiichi     I'm sorry. [08:04] Saria     Seiichi? [08:06] Seiichi     The truth is... [08:07] Seiichi     I came here from another world, just     like Kannazuki-senpai and the others. [08:12] Seiichi     But I'm not as impressive     as you all think I am. [08:24] Seiichi     This is how I really look. [08:40] Seiichi     Surprised, aren't you? [08:43] Seiichi     I'm fat and ugly. [08:44] Seiichi     I'm also short, and smelly, too. [08:48] Seiichi     The way I looked before was all     thanks to the Fruit of Evolution. [08:52] Artoria     Hang on a second. [08:54] Artoria     This is all going too fast. I can't keep up. [08:56] Lulune     Yeah! [09:00] Kannazuki     I'm sorry, Seiichi-kun. [09:02] Kannazuki     I said things I shouldn't have. [09:05] Seiichi     Please don't pay it any mind. [09:06] Seiichi     It was something I had     to talk about eventually. [09:14] Seiichi     See? Even if I wear this, [09:16] Seiichi     I still look lame, right? [09:18] Saria     Seiichi... [09:20] Seiichi     The real Hiiragi Seiichi     is nothing like you know. [09:24] Seiichi     I'm really sorry for deceiving     you all for so long. [09:29] Saria     Look at me, Seiichi. [09:31] Seiichi     Huh? [09:32] Saria     You're still you, right? [09:38] Saria (Gorilla)     I'm a Kaiser Kong, but I'm also Saria! [09:41] Saria (Gorilla)     Past, present, truth,     lies, none of it matters! [09:44] Saria (Gorilla)     I love you! [09:46] Saria (Gorilla)     I love you because you're you! [09:49] Seiichi     Saria... [09:50] Artoria     Don't misjudge us. [09:52] Artoria     You're still the one who accepted me, [09:55] Artoria     even though I bore the title of "Calamity." [09:59] Seiichi     Ar... [10:00] Oliga     I've stained my hands with     many lives as an assassin. [10:04] Oliga     Yet you still hold those hands for me, [10:08] Oliga     and pet my head. [10:10] Oliga     So now it's my turn. [10:13] Oliga     There, there. [10:15] Seiichi     Oliga-chan... [10:17] Lulune     Master, you're one of the precious     few people who give me food! [10:22] Lulune     Not to mention, you look pretty tasty     yourself right now, so no problems here! [10:27] Artoria     Lulune, that's its own problem. [10:29] Lulune     Is it really? [10:30] Saria     See, Seiichi? [10:35] Saria     Everyone loves you! [10:38] Saria     So have more confidence in yourself, Seiichi! [10:49] Seiichi     You guys... [10:54] Seiichi     Thank you, everyone. [10:57] Kannazuki     What lovely relationships. [10:59] Kannazuki     I'm relieved, Seiichi-kun. [11:02] Seiichi     I'm only who I am today thanks to     all the people I've met along the way. [11:06] Seiichi     Of course, that includes     you, Kannazuki-senpai. [11:10] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun... [11:13] Kannazuki     I'm sorry. [11:14] Seiichi     Huh? [11:16] Kannazuki     You probably shouldn't be     involved with me anymore. [11:19] Seiichi     What do you mean? [11:21] Kannazuki     As you know, [11:23] Kannazuki     we hero candidates were sent to     this academy by the Kaiser Empire. [11:28] Seiichi     Yes, Barna-san mentioned that. [11:32] (Flashback) Barnabus     They enrolled as hero candidates     from the Kaiser Empire, [11:37] (Flashback) Barnabus     but their latent abilities are so strong [11:39] (Flashback) Barnabus     that they've been ostracized     by our original students, [11:42] (Flashback) Barnabus     and there's no end to the quarrels. [11:46] Kannazuki     I wouldn't call it quarreling [11:48] Kannazuki     so much as to say that we     could be attacked at any time. [11:51] Seiichi     The situation's that awful? [11:53] Kannazuki     Which is why I can't get you caught up in it. [11:56] Kannazuki     If the students who used to know the old     you start spreading heartless rumors, [12:00] Kannazuki     and you end up being     targeted because of them... [12:03] Lulune     That kind of thing's a walk     in the park for Master! [12:06] Kannazuki     Even so! [12:08] Kannazuki     I don't want to drag Seiichi-kun     into a world of violence yet again! [12:15] Kannazuki     This time, I'll be the one to protect you. [12:19] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun, I'm truly glad     that you've found happiness. [12:24] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai... [12:27] Kannazuki     See you later, Seiichi-kun. [12:36] Seiichi     What's the matter, Oliga-chan? [12:38] Oliga     Th-That bracelet! [12:40] Seiichi     Huh? [12:42] Seiichi     Hey! [12:43] Kannazuki     What's the matter? [12:45] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai, where exactly     did you get that bracelet? [12:49] Kannazuki     This was provided to us by the Kaiser     Empire when we arrived in this world. [12:54] Kannazuki     They said it would help raise our Status. [12:57] Seiichi     Skill: Appraisal! [13:02] Seiichi     I knew it. [13:04] Seiichi     The Enslavement Bracelet! [13:09] Oliga     Ow! [13:11] Seiichi     They'll pay! [13:14] Seiichi     They'll pay for this! [13:44] Kannazuki     M-My head! [13:50] Saria     Kannazuki-san! [13:53] Artoria     What's going on here?! [13:55] Oliga     Onii-chan! Onii-chan! [13:57] Artoria     Seiichi! [14:00] Saria     Seiichi! [14:01] Lulune     Master! [14:02] Artoria     What on earth is wrong with you?! [14:15] Helen     What is this?! [14:19] Barnabus     So it's finally here? [14:29] Guscle     Muscle! [14:52] Destra     Found you! [15:08] Saria     Seiichi! [15:10] Saria     Seiichi! [15:12] Saria     Seiichi! [15:14] Saria     Seiichi! [15:21] Seiichi     Huh? [15:25] Seiichi     Uh... [15:28] Saria     Seiichi, are you okay? [15:30] Seiichi     Saria? [15:32] Oliga     Onii-chan! [15:35] Oliga     Onii-chan! [15:38] Oliga     Onii-chan, are you okay? [15:41] Seiichi     Oliga-chan? [15:43] Lulune     Master! [15:44] Artoria     Seiichi! [15:45] Lulune     Master! [15:46] Artoria     Seiichi! How dare you worry us like that?! [15:49] Seiichi     Huh? Oh, sorry. [15:53] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai! [15:55] Seiichi     Kannazuki-senpai! [15:59] Seiichi     Are you okay, Senpai?! [16:01] Kannazuki     Yeah, I suddenly felt faint for some reason... [16:05] Kannazuki     Though this situation I'm in     now certainly isn't a bad one. [16:09] Seiichi     Senpai?! Um, huh? [16:10] Seiichi     Were you always like this? [16:12] Seiichi     Senpai?! [16:15] Kannazuki     So you're saying we were being     manipulated by the Kaiser Empire? [16:20] Seiichi     Fortunately, it looks like no orders had     been issued through that bracelet yet. [16:25] Seiichi     But if it was still on... [16:27] Kannazuki     A bracelet that manipulates the     will of the one wearing it? [16:32] Kannazuki     Why on earth would the     Kaiser Empire use such a thing? [16:34] Barnabus     Most likely to use you as tools     for defeating the Demon Lord. [16:39] Kannazuki     Principal? [16:40] Barnabus     You do know that the Wimberg Kingdom     is trying to forge an alliance [16:44] Barnabus     with the Demon Lord Army, right? [16:47] Seiichi     Now that you mention it... [16:50] Barnabus     The Kaiser Empire is a troublesome nation. [16:53] Barnabus     I've heard rumors that [16:55] Barnabus     they're trying to stop other nations     from allying with each other [16:59] Barnabus     in order to achieve world domination. [17:01] Kannazuki     World domination?! [17:02] Seiichi     You mean... [17:04] Barnabus     They're trying to use the heroes     to destroy the Demon Lord Army, [17:09] Barnabus     the Wimberg Kingdom, or possibly even both. [17:12] Kannazuki     No way... [17:14] Barnabus     Though that's just my speculation. [17:17] Barnabus     The silver lining is that now the bracelets     on the hero candidates are broken. [17:23] Barnabus     You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun. [17:25] Seiichi     Huh? [17:27] Seiichi     Oh, it was nothing. [17:31] Seiichi     B-Barna-san? [17:37] Seiichi     Please do remember to keep this a     secret from the other students. [17:42] Seiichi     Got it? [17:44] Kannazuki     I can't believe we were brought     to such a terrifying nation. [17:48] Seiichi     It's all right! [17:49] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun? [17:51] Seiichi     It's all right. [17:52] Seiichi     No matter what happens, I'll protect you! [18:00] Lulune     Master! Stop staring at each     other so we can get food already! [18:04] Seiichi     Didn't you just eat earlier? [18:06] Lulune     That was then! This is now! [18:09] Saria     Let's go, Seiichi. [18:10] Seiichi     Yeah. [18:13] Kannazuki     Seiichi-kun. [18:16] Seiichi     Yes? [18:17] Kannazuki     How about it? [18:18] Kannazuki     Would you let me join your     group in a new role? [18:23] Seiichi     I don't mind, of course, but what role? [18:27] Kannazuki     Make me your older sister! [18:32] Seiichi     Sister? [18:35] Kannazuki     Why do you look freaked out?! [18:36] Kannazuki     I thought it was an appealing role. [18:38] Seiichi     No, please spare me that, Senpai. [18:41] Kannazuki     Why not? [18:41] Seiichi     Well, just because! [18:42] Kannazuki     Why not? [18:43] Seiichi     I mean, just because! [18:44] Kannazuki     But an older sister's— [18:44] Airi     Sei-chan... [18:45] Seiichi     No more! [18:54] Demioros     Did you notice, Angrea? [18:56] Angrea     A surge like that? Of course I did. [18:59] Demioros     How nostalgic. [19:01] Demioros     That was truly... [19:03] Helio     What are you doing there, Demioros, Angrea? [19:07] Helio     Down here. [19:09] Helio     It's me. [19:10] Helio     Helio from the Kaiser Empire. [19:12] Both     Gross! [19:14] Demioros     Wh-What did you want? [19:15] Helio     Don't be surprised, [19:17] Helio     but the Enslavement Bracelets     have been broken! [19:20] Angrea     So? [19:22] Helio     How are you so calm?! [19:23] Helio     Now everything that went into training     those hero candidates is all for naught! [19:28] Helio     The whole plan to sow chaos at the academy [19:30] Helio     and gather negative energy for     the Great Devil's revival is now— [19:34] Demioros     We were planning on getting     that plan started here soon. [19:39] Demioros     Right after a bit of a late lunch. [19:41] Helio     You think this is the time     for a leisurely lunch?! [19:44] Demioros     If you get too angry,     you'll give yourself more wrinkles. [19:47] Helio     That's none of your concern! [19:48] Helio     By the way, that surge from earlier... [19:51] Angrea     Yes, that. [19:52] Angrea     What exactly was that? [19:54] Helio     Even I don't quite know. [19:57] Helio     But... [19:57] Helio     That surge did drastically increase the     strength of the Great Devil's darkness. [20:03] Demioros     I-It did?! [20:06] Helio     The Great Devil's revival is nigh! [20:09] Helio     Work hard, apostles of the Great Devil     Order, Deliverance and Murder Princess! [20:14] Helio     Now is the time for your— [20:17] Helio     Hey! Stop! Stop it! You— [20:20] Angrea     I'm surprised it affected the Great Devil. [20:24] Demioros     That makes them even more worth killing. [20:29] Demioros     Wait, gross! [20:31] Demioros     Why does this coffee smell     like old man stench?! [20:34] Angrea     I swallowed some! [22:19] Kannazuki     Hello! It's your older sister, Kannazuki! [22:21] Kannazuki     Now, everyone, as you've already heard, [22:24] Kannazuki     the role of older sister has finally     been added to our group! [22:28] Artoria     Why is she taking charge here? [22:30] Lulune     Dunno. [22:31] Oliga     Me! [22:32] Kannazuki     Yes, Oliga-kun? [22:33] Oliga     Onee-chan's scary! [22:35] Saria     Oh, there, there. [22:35] Lulune     Hey! You made her cry! [22:38] Kannazuki     My bad! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [22:40] Kannazuki     I'll stop with the older sister thing. [22:42] Oliga     Really? [22:43] Kannazuki     Um, uh... [22:44] Kannazuki     How about retainer, then? [22:46] Lulune     Wouldn't that overlap with servant? [22:48] Saria     Then what about employee? [22:49] Kannazuki     I think that still overlaps. [22:51] Artoria     What's wrong with Kannazuki-senpai, anyway? [22:54] Kannazuki     I'm Kannazuki.     Seiichi-kun's Kannazuki-senpai! [22:59] Kannazuki     See, it's weird to have my name     and role be the same thing. [23:02] Lulune     Then... Smell-Him-I-Cannazuki-senpai! [23:04] Kannazuki     Don't make a pun of my name. [23:06] Artoria     Stop-Smelling-Me-Mannazuki-senpai! [23:08] Kannazuki     I said stop playing with my name! [23:10] Kannazuki     And please let me smell you. [23:12] Oliga     Sniffer-nazuki-senpai! [23:14] Kannazuki     You can't just add "-nazuki"     to the end of everything! [23:16] Kannazuki     I know I did sniff a lot, but still! SIGN    Rumble SIGN    Nanjourno [23:19] Lulune     Nanjourno! [23:21] Kannazuki     Where did you get Nanjourno from?! [23:23] Kannazuki     Also, what I'm asking for     is a role, not a nickname! [23:26] Saria     Childhood friend isn't good enough? [23:29] Kannazuki     Like I said... [23:30] Kannazuki     Wait, that's an option! [23:32] All     Nanjourno. [23:35] Seiichi     The class competition between Class F     and Class S finally starts. [23:38] Seiichi     Meanwhile, Seiichi is     struck by sudden tragedy, SIGN    Gruuumble [23:41] Seiichi     and uninvited guests make an appearance! [23:43] ---     Next time, "Apostles Attack"! SIGN    Next Time     Apostles Attack [23:45] Seiichi     We'll have fan service for you next time, too! E5 - Apostles Attack Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saria (Gorilla)     At long last, Seiichi was reunited with     his childhood friend, Kannazuki Karen. [00:06] Saria (Gorilla)     But his joy was short-lived. [00:08] Saria (Gorilla)     When he saw the Enslavement Bracelet     on her wrist, he became furious. [00:14] Saria (Gorilla)     His rage unleashed a pitch-black     darkness that swept over everyone. [00:21] Saria (Gorilla)     However, his friends' desperate pleas     brought Seiichi back to himself. [00:26] Saria (Gorilla)     Once Kannazuki Karen was free of     her bracelet, she joined our party, [00:30] Saria (Gorilla)     restoring our peaceful     daily life at the academy. [00:36] Saria (Gorilla)     Or so we thought... [00:38] Saria (Gorilla)     But Demioros and Angrea, [00:40] Saria (Gorilla)     two apostles of the Great Devil     Order, had infiltrated Barbador! [00:44] Saria (Gorilla)     The terrifying hand of evil is     drawing closer with every moment! [00:55] Seiichi     That's it for today's class. [00:57] Seiichi     The class competition is next week. [01:00] Agnos     I'd be down to have it right now! [01:03] Brud     Come on... [01:04] Brud     Though I understand how you feel. [01:06] Oliga     Everyone's really motivated. [01:08] Agnos     Damn right we are! [01:10] Agnos     That bastard! [01:13] (Flashback) Theobald     Amusing. [01:15] (Flashback) Theobald     Then let me show you the difference     between Class S and you dropouts. [01:19] Agnos     We'll crush him! [01:21] Seiichi     Now, now, that sounds violent. [01:24] Brud     Seiichi-sensei. [01:26] Brud     Please give us special training after school. SIGN    Please train us. [01:31] Seiichi     But you can all use magic now.     You don't need to push yourselves so hard. [01:36] Helen     I don't want to lose to that man! [01:44] Beatrice     What will you do, Sensei? [01:46] Seiichi     Huh? Uh, well... [01:53] Seiichi     All right. Well, everyone, time to train! [01:56] All     Yeah! [01:58] Saria     Yay, yay! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Apostles Attack [03:45] Demioros     Oh, gosh! It's so good! [03:48] Angrea     Are you a woman? [03:50] Angrea     Though... [03:55] Demioros     You can't fight on an empty stomach. [03:57] Demioros     It's just a little snack before we meet     the students of the magic academy. [04:01] Angrea     Well, whatever. Check, pl— [04:03] Demioros     You there. Add a chocolate     parfait and a panna cotta. [04:06] Angrea     You're eating more? [04:07] Demioros     Of course! [04:08] Demioros     I just can't sleep well if I don't eat my fill! [04:13] Angrea     Like I care! SIGN    Like I care!! [04:35] Helen     Meteor Strike! [04:38] Brud     Ice Needle! [04:44] Agnos     Fire Wall! [04:50] Seiichi     Huh? [04:55] Agnos     Damn it, we're not getting anywhere. [04:58] Agnos     Why isn't it working? [04:59] Brud     Even after we learned magic... [05:01] Seiichi     What just happened? [05:01] Agnos     That's the worst part. [05:02] Seiichi     It felt familiar... [05:03] Agnos     Damn it. [05:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [05:12] Beatrice     That's not true at all. [05:15] Beatrice     All four of you are steadily improving. [05:18] Beatrice     Right, Sensei? [05:19] Seiichi     Y-Yes. [05:21] Seiichi     At this rate, beating Class S     won't be just a dream. [05:25] Agnos     Praising us like that isn't gonna     make us happy or anything! [05:28] Oliga     You look really happy, though. [05:29] Saria     Yeah. [05:32] Theobald     Looks like you're all enjoying yourselves. [05:36] Theobald     I see failure students come     with a teacher who's a fool, too. [05:41] Brud     Brother. [05:42] Agnos     The hell's your problem? [05:44] Agnos     Come to spy on us 'cause     you're scared you'll lose? [05:47] Theobald     You're not even worth thinking about. [05:49] Theobald     We're just here to train. [05:51] Theobald     So I can make everyone kneel     before me as Emperor. [05:58] Theobald     Oh? Those swords... [06:00] Theobald     Are you from the Valsha Empire? [06:08] Theobald     Looks like Class F really     is full of dropouts. [06:12] Theobald     Such a small, weak nation will eventually     fall under my Kaiser Empire's rule. [06:17] Helen     You bastard! [06:19] Helen     Shut up! [06:20] Brud     Please stop this! [06:24] Brud     Brother, you're wrong. [06:26] Brud     Dominating others by force     won't lead to anything good. [06:29] Brud     Seiichi-sensei didn't abandon us     when others called us failures. [06:33] Theobald     Seiichi? [06:35] Theobald     The man Saria mentioned? [06:36] Saria     That's right! [06:38] Saria     My husband! [06:40] Theobald     Very well. [06:41] Theobald     Then let's test you to see if     you're really stronger than me. [06:45] Seiichi     Huh? Why? [06:47] Brud     Wait! [06:48] Brud     Your opponent won't be Sensei. [06:50] Brud     It will be us, Class F. [06:52] Theobald     Don't get in my way. [06:53] Brud     Sensei is the one who taught us     that everyone has potential. [06:58] Brud     And we're going to prove that     in the class competition! [07:03] Theobald     Good luck with that. [07:10] Agnos     Who does he think he is? [07:12] Helen     Seiichi-sensei. [07:14] Seiichi     Huh? [07:15] Seiichi     Did you just— [07:16] Helen     Please make me stronger! [07:19] Agnos     She just called him "Sensei" for the first time! [07:26] Seiichi     All right. [07:27] Seiichi     Let's get back to training, then. [07:30] All     Yeah! SIGN    We're leaving     it to you [07:32] Helen     Yeah! [07:35] Saria (Gorilla)     The students of Class F then began     their harsh training under Seiichi. [07:50] Saria (Gorilla)     Some time passed, and finally, it was     the eve of the class competition. [07:58] Agnos     I'm beat. [08:01] Agnos     I know I'm the one who said it,     but do you really think we can win? [08:05] Brud     We've done everything we can. [08:07] Brud     Now we just have to have faith. [08:16] Agnos     He hides his head,     but leaves himself exposed... [08:18] Brud     Rumor has it he's super beautiful     underneath that bear head. [08:25] Agnos     For real? [08:27] Agnos     I thought it was just the same. [08:29] Brud     The same? [08:30] Agnos     It's like this, right? [08:32] Baird     Hello. [08:33] Brud     Oh, that. [08:42] Seiichi     Oh, you guys are here, too? [08:45] Agnos     I-It's Class S! [08:49] Seiichi     Oh, no! Maitting! [08:52] Agnos     Flop! [08:59] Saria     I'm the type to wash left hand first! [09:04] Saria     Helen-chan! [09:05] Helen     What? [09:06] Saria     Want me to help you? [09:09] Helen     Huh?! [09:14] Beatrice     I'm sorry for all this.     I know you're tired from training, too. [09:17] Helen     It's fine. [09:20] Beatrice     I do feel bad about it. [09:23] Helen     Huh? [09:24] Beatrice     Unlike Seiichi-sensei,     I wasn't any help to you all. [09:32] Helen     We were able to work so hard because you     were there for us, Beatrice-sensei. [09:36] Beatrice     Huh? [09:38] Helen     Watch us. [09:40] Helen     We'll be sure to win tomorrow. [09:43] Beatrice     Yes. [09:44] Beatrice     I have faith that you all can do it. [09:49] Saria     And after all that, tomorrow     is the class competition! [10:04] Angrea     Oh, gosh! So cute! [10:07] Demioros     Hey, now, just how many     outfits do you intend to buy? [10:11] Angrea     I can't help it.     Anything I wear looks good on me. [10:14] Demioros     Good grief. [10:16] Destra     It really does look good on you. [10:18] Angrea     Right? [10:20] Angrea     Wh-Who are you? [10:22] Destra     Hey, so... [10:24] Destra     Which tasted better, the chocolate     parfait, the strawberry parfait, [10:27] Destra     or the matcha parfait? [10:30] Demioros     I didn't even notice him! [10:33] Angrea     Why are you here?! [10:41] Destra     Do your job already, would you? [10:44] Destra     If you're sloppy with your work, [10:46] Destra     you won't get any more chances. [10:49] Destra     You'll disappear. [10:52] Demioros     R-Right. [10:58] Destra     Later, then. [10:59] Destra     I'm counting on you two. [11:06] Demioros     L-Let's go! [11:07] Angrea     R-Right. [11:19] Barnabus     Now, Barbador Magic Academy's     class competition will commence! [11:44] Barnabus     Our first match will be the group     battle between Class S and Class F! [11:50] Barnabus     This will be an elimination match, [11:52] Barnabus     and the loser will be the first team     to have all of its members defeated. [11:57] Barnabus     In addition, after this match, win or lose, [12:01] Barnabus     all conflict will be forbidden. [12:05] Beatrice     Seiichi-sensei? SIGN    Gruuumble [12:13] Seiichi     I think the bakudan Lulune     gave me isn't sitting well. [12:19] Saria     Seiichi, are you all right? [12:21] Seiichi     I'm not all right. [12:22] Oliga     The match is starting. [12:23] Seiichi     I know! [12:25] Barnabus     Now for the first match! [12:28] Barnabus     Vanguards, step forward! [12:30] Theobald     I'm the only one we'll need     to deal with these nobodies. [12:36] Agnos     Hey, you gonna be okay? [12:39] Brud     You're worried about me? [12:41] Agnos     A-As if I'm worried! [12:43] Agnos     Get the hell out there and crush him quick! SIGN    Win [12:53] Theobald     Let's go ahead and see [12:54] Theobald     what this supposed potential     of the failures is. [12:57] Barnabus     Begin! [13:05] Barnabus     Wh-Wh-What is this?! [13:06] Beatrice     Principal! [13:08] Barnabus     Ah, but this is great! This tightness! [13:12] Beatrice     Huh? [13:13] Barnabus     Yes! Yes! [13:14] Agnos     What is that perverted old man     doing, getting turned on?! [13:16] Barnabus     I love it! Squeeze tighter! [13:24] Theobald     Who's there?! [13:26] Angrea     Good day to you. [13:27] Angrea     I'm Angrea, an apostle     of the Great Devil Order. [13:32] Demioros     I'm Demioros, of the same. [13:35] Barnabus     The Great Devil Order?! [13:45] Demioros     Quiet! [13:49] Angrea     Our apologies for the sudden intrusion, [13:51] Angrea     but we'll need all of you to die. [13:54] Crowd     What does she mean by that? [13:56] Agnos     Huh? What's that bitch saying? [13:59] Demioros     You need only keep quiet and become     sacrifices to the Great Devil. [14:09] Crowd     What? [14:10] Man     What is this? [14:11] Woman     A wall of light? Some spell? [14:13] Man2     The exit's blocked! [14:14] Woman2     Now we can't escape! [14:24] Students     Help! [14:26] Students     Do something about this! [14:28] Beatrice     Everyone, settle down and remain calm! [14:31] Beatrice     This is advanced light magic. [14:32] Beatrice     And they deployed it in an instant! [14:36] Angrea     My, my, this is looking good. [14:41] Demioros     They're not allowed to leave. [14:43] Demioros     You will all fall into the pits     of despair and then die. [14:49] Theobald     You're a rude pair, showing up unannounced. [14:53] Theobald     Trespassers like you ought to— [14:57] Angrea     And what will you do to us? [15:00] Theobald     Kneel before me! [15:14] Angrea     What a violent welcome. [15:26] Angrea     Now, go forth, [15:27] Angrea     my cute minions. [15:32] Theobald     What are you guys doing?! [15:35] Demioros     Murder Princess, the power to     manipulate your targets at will. [15:40] Demioros     It's truly delightful. [15:43] Brud     Brother! [15:46] Theobald     Don't interfere! [15:47] Theobald     I don't need help from my little brother! [15:48] Brud     But... [15:50] Angrea     What beautiful sibling love. [15:53] Angrea     Though, I wonder how much longer     you can keep putting up that front. [15:57] Theobald     How dare you?! [15:58] Theobald     I am the next Emperor of the Kaiser Empire! [16:02] Angrea     Oh, my! Then if you two were to die, [16:05] Angrea     it would cause great despair     within your people. [16:09] Angrea     In that case, please die at once! [16:22] Agnos     They were wide open! [16:25] Brud     I'm sorry, everyone. [16:26] Helen     So what do we do now? [16:29] Brud     Brother, we should work together for now. [16:31] Helen     Huh?! [16:33] Brud     The power those two     possess is extraordinary. [16:35] Brud     If we want to save the academy,      we have to work together! [16:39] Brud     Helen, just for now, please! [16:47] Helen     You be the one to give orders. [16:49] Agnos     Once we send these two packing, [16:51] Agnos     let's get right back to the class competition! [16:58] Theobald     Do as you please. [16:59] Brud     All right. [17:00] Brud     Let's go, everyone! [17:13] Angrea     Naïve. [17:21] Theobald     It's a king's duty [17:22] Theobald     to take down the enemy leaders! [17:30] Angrea     You're paying the price for     using your friends as decoys, [17:33] Angrea     little Kaiser Emperor. [17:37] Theobald     Fool. [17:42] Angrea     You used defense magic,     assuming you'd be attacked?! [17:46] Brud     Now! [18:11] Demioros     Oh, boy. It came off. [18:16] Angrea     How dare you... [18:20] Angrea     You damn brats?! [18:23] Angrea     You've done it now! [18:25] Angrea     Now that you've seen my bare face, [18:28] Angrea     none of you bastards are getting out alive! [18:30] Angrea     All of you can burn, [18:33] Angrea     you damn scum! [18:38] Brud     Agnos! [18:39] Angrea     You, too! [18:42] Brud     Wh-What is this power?! [18:45] Theobald     Why, you! [18:47] Angrea     Shut up, dumbass! [18:53] Angrea     You're annoying! [18:59] Demioros     That mask hides both Angrea's face [19:03] Demioros     and the true power sleeping within her body. [19:08] Demioros     Her flames were born when     she first burned her own face. [19:12] Demioros     They're the fires of hell,     cursing everything. [19:23] Angrea     You have an awfully pretty face, don't you? [19:30] Demioros     Good grief, there she goes again. [19:33] Angrea     Seeing a pretty face like yours... [19:37] Angrea     makes me want to ruin it! [19:47] Angrea     Huh?! [19:51] Beatrice     I won't let you lay a hand     on my students any longer! [19:56] Helen     Beatrice-sensei... [19:57] Angrea     Tsk. [20:00] Saria (Gorilla)     Surprisingly, Beatrice-san is     the one to stand up to Angrea! [20:05] Saria (Gorilla)     Will she be able to beat the apostles     of the Great Devil Order?! [20:12] Saria (Gorilla)     And will Seiichi... [20:14] Saria     Hey, you still in there? [20:17] Seiichi     True: Get Better! SIGN    True: Get Better SIGN    Gruuumble [20:21] Seiichi     It's not working! [20:23] Seiichi     By the way, this spell is the evolution     of "Get Better" from the first season! [21:57] Saria (Gorilla)     While the students of Class F     were fighting a terrifying foe... [22:02] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi was also fighting     his own terrifying battle! [22:08] Saria     Seiichi, are you all right? [22:10] Seiichi     I'm not all right! [22:10] Oliga     Onii-chan, is your stomach feeling better? [22:13] Seiichi     I might be done for. [22:14] Saria     Then Oliga-chan and I will cure you! [22:17] Oliga     Yeah! I want to help you, Onii-chan! [22:19] Seiichi     Thank you! [22:21] Seiichi     But how will you do it? [22:22] Saria     I've heard it's important to hydrate     when you have an upset stomach. [22:26] Seiichi     Huh? [22:27] Saria     There! [22:30] Saria     How's that, Seiichi? [22:32] Seiichi     Achoo! [22:33] Seiichi     Stupid Saria! [22:35] Oliga     You made him cold, and now     his stomach's hurting again. [22:38] Saria     Huh? [22:39] Seiichi     Saria-san! [22:41] Oliga     I've heard that stress isn't good     for the stomach, either. [22:45] Oliga     Let's meditate to calm his emotions. [22:48] Both     Let's meditate. [22:52] Seiichi     Wait, this could cause a broadcast crash! [22:54] Oliga     Oh, if you get too angry... [22:57] Seiichi     Oh, no! [22:59] Saria     Now that I think about it,     didn't we have some stomach medicine? [23:03] Seiichi     Say that sooner! [23:06] Seiichi     Whew, you saved me. [23:08] Seiichi     Thank you, Saria. [23:09] Saria     You're welcome. [23:10] Seiichi     Huh? It's not working at all! [23:12] Oliga     Is the medicine you just took     a laxative, by chance? [23:15] Seiichi     You're right! [23:16] Seiichi     It says "laxative" on it! [23:18] Seiichi     I'm so done! [23:20] Seiichi     I can't even show my face! [23:22] Seiichi     Why is this happening?! [23:24] Seiichi     Oh, it's coming out! It's really coming out! [23:26] Saria (Gorilla)     And so Seiichi's battle will     continue until next week! [23:27] Seiichi     Oh, it's really coming out! [23:32] Saria (Gorilla)     To be continued! [23:32] Seiichi     Oh, no! We're all out of time! [23:35] Seiichi     My stomach! [23:37] Seiichi     Everyone, forget about me— [23:38] Seiichi     My stomach! [23:39] Seiichi     Everyone, forget about me— [23:41] Seiichi     Wait! Beatrice-san is fighting?! [23:43] Seiichi     Next time, "Battle for     Barbador Magic Academy"! SIGN    Next Time     Battle for Barbador Magic Academy [23:46] Seiichi     I am the protagonist here, right?! E6 - Battle for Barbador Magic Academy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saria (Gorilla)     With Barbador Magic Academy's     class competition coming up, [00:05] Saria (Gorilla)     Class F was burning with the     desire to defeat Class S, [00:08] Saria (Gorilla)     so they asked Seiichi to give     them intensive training. [00:12] Saria (Gorilla)     Then the day of the     competition finally arrived! [00:16] Saria (Gorilla)     But it was interrupted by the appearance     of the Great Devil Order's apostles, [00:19] Saria (Gorilla)     Demioros and Angrea! [00:22] Saria (Gorilla)     Class F teamed up with     their nemesis, Theobald, [00:26] Saria (Gorilla)     to defend the school and face Angrea! [00:30] Saria (Gorilla)     However, their efforts were futile     against her terrifying might, [00:33] Saria (Gorilla)     and they were defeated. [00:35] Saria (Gorilla)     The one who then stood     up to defend them was... [00:38] (Flashback) Beatrice     I won't let you lay a hand     on my students any longer! [00:43] Saria (Gorilla)     It's Beatrice versus Angrea. [00:44] Saria (Gorilla)     Who will come out on top in their fight? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Battle for Barbador Magic Academy [02:46] Helen     Beatrice-sensei... [02:50] Angrea     You won't let me? [02:52] Angrea     I'd love to see if a hag like you     can even do anything about it! [02:57] Beatrice     Hag? [02:59] Barnabus     I'm sorry, Beatrice-kun! [03:01] Barnabus     I want to come help you,     but these bonds are so tight! [03:04] Barnabus     I'm definitely not just enjoying this! [03:10] Beatrice     I will protect our students! [03:17] Angrea     Oh? [03:22] Angrea     Hmm? Protect your students? [03:27] Angrea     Well, can you still say that after this? [03:45] Beatrice     Agnos-kun! [03:47] Brud     That's... [04:00] Angrea     What will you do now? [04:08] Brud     If only... [04:11] Helen     ...Seiichi-sensei were here... [04:16] Saria     Seiichi, you still in there? [04:19] Oliga     Are you okay? [04:21] Seiichi     I'm not! [04:23] Angrea     Go! [04:24] Angrea     Masked Pompadour! [04:28] Beatrice     Stop this, Agnos-kun! [04:30] Beatrice     Return to your senses! [04:33] Brud     Stop it, Agnos! [04:37] Angrea     It's no use, idiot! [04:39] Angrea     He'll only listen to what I tell him now. [04:44] Angrea     Hey, Pompadour, tell her how you truly feel! [04:52] Agnos     I'm able to use magic     thanks to Seiichi-sensei. [04:56] Agnos     Not thanks to you. [04:57] Agnos     Not thanks to you. [04:59] Agnos     Not thanks to you. [05:01] Agnos     Not thanks to you. [05:02] Agnos     Not thanks to you. [05:13] Angrea     That expression is the best! [05:16] Angrea     I love it! [05:22] Brud     Sensei, please don't believe him! [05:24] Brud     He's just being forced to say that! [05:26] Helen     That's right! [05:27] Helen     He's grateful to you, just like all of us are! [05:34] Brud     We'll stop Agnos by force! [05:37] Beatrice     It's fine! [05:40] Beatrice     This is my punishment. [05:41] Beatrice     My punishment for not being     able to bring out your talents. [05:47] Both     Sensei! [05:49] Angrea     Finish her off, Pompadour! [05:56] Beatrice     But even so... [06:03] Beatrice     I still want to be your teacher! [06:09] Beatrice     Agnos Passion! [06:11] Beatrice     Get a hold of yourself! [06:14] Angrea     Wh-What are you doing?! [06:16] Angrea     Go on! Rip that woman apart! [06:21] Brud     I get it! [06:23] (Flashback) Beatrice     Agnos-kun! [06:23] Brud     Because he kept getting     chastised day in and day out... [06:25] (Flashback) Beatrice     Agnos-kun! [06:26] Brud     His body—no, his very soul remembers it! [06:29] Brud     Sensei's strict, yet warm affection! [06:35] Angrea     You listen to what I tell you! [06:43] Brud     Agnos! [06:45] Angrea     What?! [06:49] Beatrice     Using others to commit evil deeds... [06:53] Beatrice     It looks like you need some     especially strict discipline. [06:58] Angrea     Go ahead and try, you damn teacher! [07:07] Angrea     Wha— [07:09] Beatrice     You're next! [07:31] Beatrice     That concludes the lesson. [07:33] Beatrice     Any questions? [07:37] Beatrice     Now, that's it for today's class. [07:48] Agnos     Huh? [07:50] Agnos     What was I... [07:51] Beatrice     Agnos-kun. [07:53] Agnos     Boss Lady Beatrice... [07:56] Agnos     Boss Lady, I... I... [07:59] Agnos     I don't really get what happened, [08:01] Agnos     but I said something awful to you, didn't I?! [08:04] Agnos     That wasn't true! [08:06] Agnos     I don't remember what I did at all, [08:09] Agnos     but I know I need to apologize, [08:11] Agnos     to tell you it wasn't true! [08:12] Agnos     I may be an idiot, [08:14] Agnos     but I wouldn't do anything to hurt you! [08:17] Agnos     Anyway, I'm sorry! [08:22] Agnos     Huh? [08:24] Beatrice     You shouldn't be falling asleep during class. [08:27] Agnos     Boss Lady! [08:29] Helen     Thank you, Sensei. [08:31] Brud     I had no idea you were that strong. [08:33] Agnos     Huh? What do you mean she's strong? [08:36] Helen     Don't you remember? [08:38] Helen     Well, I guess an idiot wouldn't. [08:40] Agnos     What?! [08:41] Agnos     I won't let anyone say that, even you! [08:44] Brud     You actually fought against her, you know. [08:47] Agnos     Huh?! I don't remember that at all! [08:51] Agnos     Don't laugh! [08:53] Demioros     Have you forgotten? I'm still h— [08:54] Agnos     What's with you guys?! [08:57] Agnos     Anyway, let's all go grab something to eat! [08:59] Beatrice     Agnos-kun, you need to go     to the nurse's office first. [09:02] Agnos     Whoops. [09:12] Beatrice     Principal! [09:13] Demioros     Have you forgotten me?! [09:19] Demioros     Honestly... I wish you'd save the     celebration until after you've defeated me, [09:24] Demioros     the Great Devil Order apostle,     Demioros the Deliverance. [09:28] Helen     Now that you mention it... [09:30] Agnos     There was that other guy. [09:31] Brud     I forgot about him. [09:32] Demioros     Also... [09:34] Demioros     I absolutely loathe waiters who     don't respond when they're summoned, [09:39] Demioros     and idiots who can't read the room! [09:42] Demioros     Die, die, die, die! [09:54] Demioros     Good grief. [09:56] Demioros     Now, Sensei, if you would please continue... [10:00] Demioros     with your lovely special lesson. [10:13] Angrea     D-Demioros... [10:16] Demioros     Oh, my. You're still alive? [10:19] Angrea     P-Please... lend me...     just a bit of your power... [10:27] Demioros     My power? [10:30] Angrea     If you do... then I can keep fighting... [10:36] Angrea     Wh-What's so funny? [10:41] Demioros     I'm already finished with you. [10:45] Angrea     You would forsake me, a fellow apostle? [10:48] Angrea     The Great Devil won't allow it! [10:51] Demioros     You seem to be misunderstanding something. [10:54] Demioros     You're no apostle. [10:57] Angrea     What do you mean? [11:00] Demioros     An apostle is one who has received     a portion of the Great Devil's power [11:04] Demioros     and can use it. [11:06] Demioros     A crest appears on their body as proof of that. [11:10] Demioros     Like this one. [11:11] Angrea     N-No... [11:15] Demioros     Well? Do you have a crest anywhere on you? [11:19] Demioros     Your only value lies in your     intellect and your magical might. [11:22] Demioros     But now you've lost even that value. [11:30] Demioros     That look on your face is perfect! [11:33] Demioros     That despair is just we want! [11:36] Demioros     For the sake of the Great Devil! [11:47] Demioros     Now, shall we get started     with the rest of the lesson? [11:53] Beatrice     You need especially strict     discipline, don't you? [12:04] Brud     He's strong! [12:08] Demioros     Come on, give me some of     that discipline, please! [12:14] Helen     Beatrice-sensei! [12:18] Agnos     Boss Lady! [12:20] Both     Sensei! [12:21] Beatrice     Stay back! [12:23] Beatrice     You mustn't come closer! [12:34] Demioros     I'm glad. [12:36] Demioros     It would be boring if this were the end. [12:52] Brud     Sensei's going all-out. [12:54] Agnos     That's totally wicked! [12:55] Demioros     Oh? [12:58] Beatrice     Now this... is your dead end! [13:16] Beatrice     N-No way... [13:18] Demioros     I really liked this one, too. [13:22] Demioros     Are you ready to compensate me for it... [13:24] Demioros     with your life?! [13:30] Demioros     Come on, come on, come on! [13:37] Brud     Baird! [13:59] Beatrice     Everyone! [14:09] Demioros     That's great. [14:11] Demioros     The despair you'll feel after losing your     beloved students should be tremendous. [14:18] Demioros     Please tell me, Sensei. [14:20] Demioros     What kind of expression do humans     make when struck with despair? [14:28] Demioros     Oh? [14:29] Demioros     You'll protect your students     even at the cost of your own life? [14:35] Demioros     How wonderful, Sensei! [14:37] Demioros     You're worthy of respect. [14:40] Demioros     But no. [14:42] Demioros     No! No! That's not it! [14:44] Demioros     You must despair as your students     are killed before your eyes. [14:49] Demioros     Do you understand now? [14:52] Demioros     So move already. [14:55] Beatrice     I am an educator. [14:57] Beatrice     I'm one of those entrusted to believe     in the potential of their students, [15:00] Beatrice     help it grow, and watch over them. [15:02] Beatrice     I will never stand down! [15:07] Agnos     What are you saying, Boss Lady?! [15:09] Brud     Why would you go so far?! [15:11] Helen     Sensei! [15:13] Demioros     The teacher they admire will     be killed before their eyes. [15:16] Demioros     I'm sure the Great Devil would be     quite delighted with that despair, too. [15:28] Demioros     It's over now! [15:31] Demioros     Thank you for your instruction! [15:39] Beatrice     Everyone... [15:40] Agnos     Stop! [15:52] Helen/Brud     Seiichi-sensei! [15:54] Agnos     Boss Man! [15:55] Airi     Sei-chan! [15:58] Beatrice     Seiichi-sensei? [16:01] Seiichi     What is this? What's going on? [16:04] Demioros     You there... [16:07] Demioros     Would you release my hand? [16:11] Demioros     What?! [16:13] Seiichi     Are you all right, Beatrice-sensei? [16:15] Beatrice     S-Seiichi-sensei... [16:19] Seiichi     Saria, Oliga-chan, take care of everyone. [16:22] Oliga     Leave them to us, Onii-chan! [16:24] Saria     But what about you? [16:35] Demioros     He's... [16:37] Seiichi     Are you the one who did all this? [16:42] Seiichi     Did you... do this? [16:54] Seiichi     Answer me. [16:56] Seiichi     Are you the one who hurt all of them?! [17:16] Demioros     You're finished! [17:19] Demioros     Die! [17:23] Demioros     Die, die, die, die, die, die, die! [17:44] Beatrice     A-Amazing... [17:53] Lulune     Master! You're too awesome! [17:56] Artoria     He's unbelievable. [17:58] Oliga     Onii-chan! [18:00] Saria     You did it, Seiichi! [18:02] Seiichi     I'm sorry, everyone. [18:04] Seiichi     This happened because I was late. [18:06] Agnos     Boss Man, you're awesome! [18:07] Agnos     You really are super strong! [18:09] Agnos     None of this would have happened     if you were here from the start! SIGN    Almighty [18:13] Helen     Sensei, where were you all this time? [18:17] Seiichi     I'm sorry. I was fighting a different enemy. [18:21] Agnos     That's our Boss Man! [18:23] Agnos     Both you and Boss Lady are the best teachers! [18:27] Helen     I'll get stronger, too. [18:30] Helen     Like both of them. [18:31] Saria     Wow, Seiichi! [18:34] Crowd     You were incredible! [18:46] Theobald     Brud. [18:48] Theobald     Will you laugh at your     brother's pathetic defeat? [18:51] Brud     No. [18:53] Brud     We still have much to learn. [18:55] Brud     That's all. [18:58] Brud     Let's get stronger, too, Brother. [19:02] Theobald     Hmph. [19:21] Jutis     I'm grateful that you all have     made the long journey to be here. [19:28] Gempel     It's been a real long time since the     four of us got together, hasn't it? [19:33] Vitor     So? What's this about? [19:37] Jutis     The two sent to Barbador,     Angrea and Demioros, have been defeated. [19:43] Vitor     Oh? [19:45] Gempel     Our enemy's not half bad! [19:48] Jutis     I've summoned you all here today     so we can make our next move. [19:53] Vitor     That's all well and good, [19:55] Vitor     but why are you giving the orders? [19:58] Jutis     No, I would never dare give orders. [20:01] Jutis     I was simply hoping to borrow your aid     for the revival of the Great Devil. [20:06] Destra     Sure! [20:08] Destra     Though I never had much hope for     those two from the beginning. [20:14] Gempel     I'll strike first! [20:16] Vitor     Go right ahead. [20:19] Jutis     If you would, please. [22:03] Seiichi     By the way, what's going on? Who are they? [22:05] Agnos     I remember them saying     they're Machine Siblings. [22:09] Seiichi     Machine Siblings? They're mechas?! [22:11] Barnabus     No, the Great Devil Order! [22:14] Seiichi     Oh. [22:15] Beatrice     You know of them? [22:17] Barnabus     It seems the day of the     final battle is close. [22:21] Barnabus     We'll all need to come together     and face them as one! [22:26] Seiichi     Still, I'm surprised you could do that. [22:27] Saria     Being machine siblings sounds nice. [22:27] Agnos     What? They're not machines? [22:31] Barnabus     Listen up! I'm saying something     really important here! [22:41] Demioros     I'm... [22:45] Demioros     Demioros the Deliverance. [22:47] Demioros     I'll send you to hell! [22:52] Demioros     Die! [22:54] Airi     Sei-chan! [23:17] Oliga     O-Onii-chan? [23:20] Saria     Seiichi? [23:22] Saria     Seiichi? [23:25] Saria     Sei... [23:28] Saria     No! [23:35] Seiichi     Everyone, this is Hiiragi Seiichi. [23:37] Seiichi     It was a short run, but thank you all     for watching The Fruit of Evolution 2. [23:41] Seiichi     I'm kidding! There's no way I'd die like that! [23:45] Seiichi     I'm the protagonist! [23:46] Seiichi     Next time, "Seiichi Dies." SIGN    Next Time     Seiichi Dies E7 - Seiichi Dies Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:18] Saria     Seiichi... [00:20] Artoria     Seiichi... [00:21] Lulune     Master... [00:22] Oliga     Onii-chan! [00:24] Agnos     You gotta be kidding me, Boss Man... [00:26] Agnos     You died on us? [00:28] Brud     Seiichi-sensei... [00:30] Helen     Sensei... [00:32] Beatrice     Sensei, it can't be... [00:35] Barnabus     I didn't expect him to be lost... [00:38] Saria     Seiichi... SIGN    Seiichi Dies... [00:49] Heavenly Voice     "Seiichi Dies..." [00:55] Saria     One, two! [00:56] Everyone     Thank you very much! [00:59] Seiichi     Wait, it's not over yet! [01:01] Seiichi     I'm alive! I'm still kicking! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Seiichi Dies [02:50] Airi     Sei-chan, I finally found you. [02:56] Seiichi     Uh, and you are... who? [03:01] Airi     We've been together since     middle school! I'm Airin! [03:05] Seiichi     Airin? The seasoning? [03:07] Heavenly Voice     That's mirin. SIGN    Mirin [03:08] Seiichi     The bicycle thing? [03:09] Heavenly Voice     That's racing (keirin). [03:09] Seiichi     The Pythagoras thing? [03:11] Heavenly Voice     That's theorem (teiri). [03:13] Heavenly Voice     Um, shall I just explain it to you? [03:16] Airi     Whose voice is that? [03:19] Heavenly Voice     It's been a long time. [03:20] Heavenly Voice     This is the underworld, [03:21] Heavenly Voice     the realm inhabited     by the souls of the dead. [03:24] Airi     Th-Th-The underworld?! [03:26] Seiichi     You mean I died?! [03:28] Heavenly Voice     that's right, Seiichi! [03:30] Heavenly Voice     You are already dead. [03:32] Seiichi     Huh? [03:33] Heavenly Voice     Oh, Seiichi! How pathetic of you to go and die! [03:36] Seiichi     Uh, were you always like this? [03:38] Airi     Airi is dead. [03:40] Seiichi     That's a bad joke. [03:41] Heavenly Voice     Pardon me. [03:42] Heavenly Voice     It's been so long since I was     around, I misread our closeness. [03:45] Heavenly Voice     Now, once more... [03:46] Heavenly Voice     If you, the protagonist, remain dead,     this series is finished. [03:51] Heavenly Voice     So please find some way     to come back to life. [03:53] Seiichi     Okay... but how do I do that? [03:56] Heavenly Voice     You must find the Gate of the Living [03:58] Heavenly Voice     that exists somewhere in the     underworld, and pass through it. [04:02] Both     Gate of the Living? [04:04] Seiichi     If we pass through that gate,     we can go back to our original world? [04:07] Heavenly Voice     You catch on quickly. [04:09] Heavenly Voice     Now hurry up and get to it! [04:11] Airi     I'll do my best to see you     brought back to life, Sei-chan! [04:17] Airi     So let's get going to the Gate of the Living! [04:20] Airi     Yeah! [04:22] Seiichi     Y-Yeah. [04:23] Airi     Get more pumped up! [04:25] Seiichi     Yeah! [04:26] Heavenly Voice     I call it the "Sudden Cross-the-Styx     Yes-or-No Ultra Quiz"! SIGN    Sudden Cross     Ultra Quiz [04:32] Heavenly Voice     I will be asking you     questions about your life. [04:36] Heavenly Voice     To pass the checkpoints,     you must choose yes or no. [04:39] Heavenly Voice     Leap into whichever you think is the answer. [04:42] Seiichi     Uh, and what happens if I get it wrong? [04:45] Heavenly Voice     Then you splash into the Styx. [04:47] Heavenly Voice     Instant death. [04:48] Seiichi     We're already dead, though. [04:50] Heavenly Voice     Do you want to go to     the Gate of the Living?! [04:53] Airi     I do! SIGN    Yeah! [04:54] Heavenly Voice     Do you really, truly want to go?! [04:57] Seiichi     Yeah. SIGN    Yeah! [04:58] Airi     I totally want to go for real! SIGN    Yeah! [05:00] Heavenly Voice     Question! [05:03] Heavenly Voice     The reason Airin fell in love     with Seiichi was... [05:05] Seiichi     Huh?! [05:06] Heavenly Voice     Love at first sight! [05:08] Heavenly Voice     Yes or no?! [05:09] Heavenly Voice     Now, go! [05:11] Seiichi     Airin, you're in love with me? [05:13] Heavenly Voice     Airi-san cannot answer you. [05:17] Seiichi     I've never had anyone fall in love     with me at first sight before, [05:20] Seiichi     but there is still a possibility... [05:23] Heavenly Voice     You're surprisingly full of yourself, huh? [05:28] Seiichi     Whatever! Let's do this! [05:29] Heavenly Voice     Now, yes or no? Choose your answer! SIGN    Mmn!! SIGN    Mmn!! SIGN    Mmn!! SIGN    Mmn!! SIGN    Mmn!! SIGN    Mmn! Mnh! [05:40] Seiichi     Was it love at first sight, or was it not? [05:43] Seiichi     I have no idea! [05:45] Seiichi     Which was it? [05:53] Seiichi     Hey, is she sending me some kind of signal? [05:56] Seiichi     The shape of her legs... [05:58] Seiichi     An X? So the answer is no? [05:59] Seiichi     Oh, no, I might be wrong. [06:01] Seiichi     Maybe she just needs to     pee and she's holding it. [06:11] Seiichi     Fine! I'll bet it all on this one! [06:14] Seiichi     Monkey Turn! [06:25] Heavenly Voice     Correct! [06:29] Seiichi     Thank goodness! [06:32] Seiichi     That was close... [06:35] Airi     Sei-chan! Sei-chan! [06:39] Airi     You got it right! [06:42] Airi     You did it, Sei-chan! [06:45] Seiichi     Airin... [06:46] Heavenly Voice     Now watch this video clip     of the right answer! [06:56] Airi     It was back in middle school. [06:58] Airi     I always ate lunch alone     because I didn't have any friends. [07:12] Airi     That was when I first met you, Sei-chan. [07:16] (Flashback) Seiichi     Use these if you'd like. [07:23] (Flashback) Airi     Th-Thank you. [07:27] Airi     Since neither of us fit in at school, [07:30] Airi     we both started eating our     lonely lunches together. [07:33] (Flashback) Seiichi     Anyway, why are you here all alone? [07:37] (Flashback) Airi     That's a rude thing to ask out of the blue. [07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     Oh, I'm sorry. [07:41] (Flashback) Seiichi     I didn't mean anything by it. [07:43] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's just... [07:44] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're not being bullied like I am, right? [07:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     So I wondered why... [07:51] (Flashback) Airi     I'm just not good at talking to others. [07:56] (Flashback) Seiichi     Even though you chat with me so much? [07:58] (Flashback) Airi     Well, that's... because you're easy to talk to. [08:02] (Flashback) Airi     Besides, I look so utterly plain, [08:06] (Flashback) Airi     so I'm not very confident. [08:08] (Flashback) Seiichi     You should have more confidence in yourself. [08:12] (Flashback) Airi     Huh? [08:14] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're, well... [08:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're a nice, honest girl,     and you're a good listener. [08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi     Plus, I think you're cute. [08:21] (Flashback) Airi     C-Cute? [08:24] (Flashback) Seiichi     So I'm sure you could make friends [08:27] (Flashback) Seiichi     if you approached others the same     way you're talking to me right now. [08:32] (Flashback) Seiichi     S-Sorry for saying such odd things. [08:39] (Flashback) Airi     N-No... [08:41] (Flashback) Airi     You called me cute. [08:47] Heavenly Voice     It wasn't love at first sight     because she gradually became [08:50] Heavenly Voice     attracted to your kindness     as you chatted on the roof. [08:55] Seiichi     You're the girl I ate lonely lunches with! [08:59] Airi     You finally remembered me, Sei-chan. [09:02] Airi     I'm who am I now because of you. [09:07] Seiichi     I didn't know. [09:09] Airi     So I swore that this time I would     risk my life to protect you! [09:16] Seiichi     Airin... [09:21] Heavenly Voice     So congratulations on passing     the first checkpoint! [09:25] Airi     Yay! [09:27] Heavenly Voice     Now, we're finally at the last checkpoint! [09:29] Seiichi     Huh?! The last one already?! [09:34] Ranze     I'm speaking to you today for one reason alone. [09:37] Ranze     We've received a letter     from the Demon Kingdom [09:41] Ranze     officially requesting to forge an alliance. [09:46] Guscle     Long time no bridge! [09:49] Guscle     So it's finally time for us to shine! [09:52] Ranze     You haven't changed at all, Guscle. [09:54] Ranze     Wait, where's Eris? [09:56] Eris     Right here. [10:00] Ranze     What?! [10:02] Ranze     I'm guessing I was in the bath too long and [10:05] Ranze     the heat put me to sleep,     so you tied me up while I was out?! [10:08] Eris     It's a wooden horse. It looks more painful     than it is... but it does hurt a little. [10:12] Eris     It has a sauna mat laid over it, too. [10:14] Eris     It's important for ropes and     alliances to be bound tightly! [10:18] Ranze     Listen when people talk! [10:22] Lutia     Everyone, listen. [10:24] Lutia     We're forging the alliance [10:26] Lutia     with the Wimberg Kingdom that     we've been working on for a while. [10:29] Lutia     Now we demons can truly reclaim     our smiles and move forward. [10:37] Lutia     There's only one more step     to ratify the alliance. [10:40] Lutia     Everyone, please lend me your aid. [10:43] Urus and Leia     We're with you, Demon Lord. [10:47] Lutia     If anyone has any thoughts,     feel free to voice them now. [10:52] Urus     I have one concern. [10:54] Lutia     What is it? [10:56] Urus     There are several people in the Wimberg     Kingdom who are beyond comprehension. [11:00] Urus     Especially that unfathomable     Guild Master, Guscle. [11:05] Urus     I don't think it would be wise     to allow him to get close to you. [11:10] Leia     That's certainly true. [11:12] Lutia     A naked muscle-man?     Humans are so strange. [11:14] Jade     I think I'm likely to get along     well with them all. [11:20] Leia     Lutia-sama, please rest assured. [11:22] Leia     There is one individual, Eris,     who is relatively normal. [11:26] Lutia     Relatively normal? [11:29] Leia     Her. [11:36] Lutia     She's kind of cute. [11:38] Ranze     At any rate, the fate of this     kingdom rests in your hands. [11:43] Ranze     I'm counting on you to handle it. [11:45] Guscle     Yeah! Time to shine once more! [11:48] Guscle     My arm's itching to go!     No, my upper bicep is! [11:53] Eris     My whip's ready to crack! [11:56] Guscle     Oh! It's finally time! [11:58] Ranze     I can always count on them... [12:00] Ranze     even though they're perverts! [12:06] Eris     Now for a short SM—sorry, commercial break. [12:14] Heavenly Voice     Seiichi and Airi have safely passed     through the first checkpoint. [12:19] Heavenly Voice     Now they're desperately wandering     in search of the next checkpoint. [12:22] Seiichi     Hey, please quit making up     stories of your own! [12:24] Airi     We're not really wandering. [12:27] Heavenly Voice     And after wandering around,     they finally arrived to find... [12:31] Seiichi     It kept going! [12:32] Heavenly Voice     ...that another trial was awaiting them! [12:35] Heavenly Voice     And after this, they would be in dire straits! [12:40] Doit     I've been waiting for you, Seiichi! [12:44] Seiichi     A-Aren't you... [12:46] Doit     I am the great ancestor of the Rose Clan— [12:50] Seiichi     The novel author, Miku-sensei? [12:52] Flunky1     People call him the conqueror     of the underworld! [12:54] Flunky2     Shall We Do It the First! SIGN    Shall we do it? [12:56] Doit     Shall we do it? [12:58] Seiichi     The ancestor of that guy     who appeared in season 1?! [13:01] Airi     Sei-chan, you know this mohawk guy? [13:03] Seiichi     No! [13:04] Doit     We don't know each other     directly, but I love that ass! [13:09] Doit     Come on! [13:11] Seiichi     This checkpoint is truly hell. [13:14] Seiichi     In more ways than one. [13:15] Doit     Once you get through this labyrinth,     you'll find the Gate of the Living. [13:19] Flunky1     But don't expect to get through it that easily! [13:22] Flunky2     We'll defend the Gate     of the Living to the last! [13:25] Doit     And, Seiichi, [13:27] Doit     you'll need to protect your gate, too! [13:30] Seiichi     My gate? [13:32] Doit     Not the Gate of the Living,     but your personal gate! SIGN    Gate SIGN    Thing SIGN    Opening [13:37] Airi     His personal gate? [13:40] Doit     I can't say it outright due     to broadcast compliance, [13:44] Doit     but I mean his ****! [13:46] Seiichi     M-M-My ****?! [13:49] Doit     Yes! [13:50] Doit     If you let us **** your **** even once     in the labyrinth, you're dead. SIGN    Crack [13:59] Airi     No way! That's outrageous! [14:04] Heavenly Voice     Muster your courage and break through! [14:06] Heavenly Voice     Through this final checkpoint,     the mansion of hell! [14:09] Airi     I'll protect Sei-chan, no matter what! [14:18] Three     Wait! Hey! [14:21] Seiichi     Run! [14:22] Three     You can't escape! [14:23] Three     Wait! [14:25] Seiichi     Huh? I'm alone? [14:26] Three     Yeah! [14:27] Airi     Move it! [14:32] Flunky2     And you're such a pretty girl, too! [14:34] Flunky2     Splendid! [14:37] Airi     You're open! [14:41] Seiichi     Man, this is seriously gross, but... [14:43] Seiichi     Take this! [14:48] Airi     Sei-chan! [14:49] Doit     It won't work! It won't work! It won't work! [14:53] Seiichi     What the hell is going on     with his ass muscles?! [14:56] Seiichi     It's like they're actual buns of steel! [14:58] Doit     You won't be able to ****     with those fingers anymore! [15:01] Doit     Now, surrender and live     in the underworld, Seiichi! [15:04] Flunky1     Join us in the Rose Clan! [15:07] Flunky2     It's a fun second life! [15:10] Seiichi     Anyone who renounces     themselves is no longer human. [15:13] Heavenly Voice     Who are you supposed to be? [15:16] Doit     Then die! [15:25] Both     M-Miku-sensei! [15:31] Doit     Y-You guys! [15:35] Doit     I will get revenge for you! [15:39] Airi     Come on! Now's our chance! [15:43] Doit     Wait! [15:49] Seiichi     Airin! [15:50] Airi     Sei-chan, don't worry about me. Just go! [15:55] Doit     Seiichi! [15:57] Doit     As the guardian of the Gate of the     Living, I will not let you pass! [16:02] Doit     I'll make this reverberate deep     within your loins and beyond! [16:06] Doit     This is the secret technique     passed down in our Rose Clan! [16:10] Doit     Our most powerful, ultimate skill... [16:13] Doit     Rose Fist! [16:15] Seiichi     Ah, I've seen this before. [16:17] Doit     Also known as Rose ****! [16:26] Seiichi     *He really loves his ***. [16:29] Airi     Sei-chan... [16:30] Doit     Here I come, Seiichi! [16:33] Doit     I'll **** your **** with my ****! [16:43] Seiichi     I'll leave what's happening here     up to your imagination! [16:51] Destra     So, what is it, Jutis? [16:54] Jutis     Gempel-sama has taken action. [16:56] Destra     Oh? [16:58] Jutis     Vitor-san has also... [17:00] Destra     Hmm... [17:05] Destra     Sounds like everyone's having fun. [17:10] Airi     Sei-chan! Sei-chan! [17:14] Doit     Seiichi... [17:16] Doit     You've done well to survive this long     with that soft personality of yours. [17:20] Doit     However, you would have     arrived at this fate eventually! [17:26] Seiichi     Do It the First... [17:29] Seiichi     The time has come. [17:32] Seiichi     This is the moment I surpass you! [17:38] Doit     N-No way! [17:39] Doit     I'm... [17:40] Doit     I, Do It the First, am trembling?! [17:44] Seiichi     Do It the First... [17:46] Seiichi     Hell is too tame for you. [17:49] Airi     Sei-chan! [17:50] Airi     Sei-chan, you're my god! [17:53] Doit     Then I'll just have to fight a god! [18:07] Doit     N-Never back down! Never grovel!     Never repent! [18:11] Doit     There is no escape for a king! [18:28] Doit     It would seem... [18:29] Doit     in the middle of battle, I forgot to fight. [18:43] Doit     My life was one lived     without a single regret! [18:54] Doit     I need no name on my tombstone. If I die— [18:57] Doit     Huh? Wait, hold on, what? [18:59] Doit     Y-You're just leaving me? Hey... [19:02] Heavenly Voice     That was a struggle, Seiichi. [19:04] Heavenly Voice     You're safe now, after making it this far. [19:06] Heavenly Voice     I'll guide you to the Gate of the Living. [19:09] Seiichi     I wish you'd done that from the start     instead of pulling this stupid nonsense. [19:13] Heavenly Voice     People need trials, Seiichi. [19:18] Seiichi     If it's a trial I need to go through, [19:19] Seiichi     then I'll go through it, but... [19:21] Heavenly Voice     Seiichi, [19:23] Heavenly Voice     it was fun interacting with you     again here in the underworld. [19:27] Heavenly Voice     Oh, have you noticed anything     different about your Status lately? [19:30] Seiichi     Huh? [19:33] Saria     Seiichi?! [19:34] Artoria     Seiichi! [19:40] Oliga     Onii-chan! [19:42] Artoria     Seiichi! [19:44] Saria     Seiichi! [19:46] Helen     Sensei! [19:48] Brud     Thank goodness. Truly, what a relief. [19:56] Seiichi     Everyone... [19:59] Seiichi     What's going on? [20:01] Louise     Master! [20:04] Seiichi     Louise?! [20:10] Seiichi     Louise! [20:11] Artoria     Louise! [20:11] Saria     Louise-san! [20:19] Seiichi     Louise, hang in there! [20:21] Saria     Louise-san! [22:02] Gempel     What's this emergency gathering for? [22:03] Vitor     Has there been some emergency? [22:05] Jutis     Yes. [22:06] Jutis     It's almost time to     decide on today's dinner. [22:09] Gempel     Huh?! Dinner?! [22:11] Destra     Sorry for the wait. [22:12] Jutis     Now, I shall take the lead in     conducting our Great Devil Order— [22:15] Jutis     our What to Have for Dinner Meeting. [22:17] Gempel     You figure that out! [22:19] Jutis     How about yakisoba? [22:20] Gempel     What?! Not a chance! [22:22] Jutis     Then what about fried rice? [22:23] Gempel     Rejected! [22:24] Vitor     A classic example of a tiresome man. [22:26] Gempel     Shut up! [22:28] Gempel     I always eat yakisoba and     fried rice for Saturday's lunch! [22:31] Jutis     You're very particular. [22:33] Jutis     Do you have any requests, Vitor-san? [22:35] Vitor     Then why don't we knead     Hamburg steaks together? [22:38] Jutis     Have everyone make them by hand? [22:40] Jutis     We'll take that as one suggestion. [22:42] Jutis     Destra-sama? [22:43] Destra     What? [22:43] Jutis     What are you drinking? [22:45] Destra     I don't know. [22:46] Vitor     The angle at which you tilt your wine glass [22:49] Vitor     will change the amount     that flows onto the tongue, [22:52] Vitor     so in order to better savor it, you should     be more particular about your glasses. [22:54] Gempel     Can the useless trivia! [22:56] Vitor     Forgive me, but it takes great effort [22:57] Vitor     to dumb down conversation     for an uneducated man like you. [23:00] Gempel     What'd you say, you bastard?! [23:02] Vitor     I merely stated the truth. [23:03] Jutis     Everyone, please listen. [23:06] Jutis     We still haven't decided on anything. [23:07] Destra     Me, me! [23:09] Destra     I want to eat truffles, foie gras,     caviar, and cheese dakgalbi! [23:13] Jutis     That's quite the variety. [23:16] Destra     Think you can buy it all by dinner? [23:18] Jutis     No, it would take quite     some time if we started now. [23:21] Destra     I want it! I want it! I want it! [23:24] Destra     Buy it for me! [23:25] Gempel     Argh! At this point, I actually     do want to eat yakisoba! [23:27] Vitor     Juicy, juicy, juicy meat! SIGN    To Be Continued [23:35] Seiichi     When I come back to life, I find Louise,     leader of the Valkyries, before me. [23:38] Seiichi     Wait, what happened to     give her all these injuries?! [23:41] Seiichi     Wimberg is moving to seal its     alliance with the Demon Kingdom, [23:43] Seiichi     so they're hosting a Guild Audition?! SIGN    Next Time     The Four Leaders Closing In [23:45] Seiichi     Next time, "The Four Leaders Closing In"! [23:46] Seiichi     They're finally making their move! E8 - The Four Leaders Closing In Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    The Four Leaders Closing In [01:37] Ranzelf     Louise, I want you to go and bring Seiichi     here for the forging of our alliance. [01:44] Louise     Bring Master here? [01:46] Ranzelf     Yes. [01:48] Ranzelf     Demons and humans are forging an alliance. [01:51] Ranzelf     It would be best if Seiichi     were present for the summit. [01:55] Louise     As you command. [01:57] Ranzelf     I'm counting on you. [02:05] Saria (Gorilla)     Louise headed to the Magic     Academy on Ranze's orders. [02:09] Saria (Gorilla)     She had no issue retrieving Seiichi to     act as a witness, along with Saria, but... [02:16] Saria (Gorilla)     What on earth happened to Louise,     the kingdom's strongest warrior?! [02:21] Saria (Gorilla)     What fate lies in store for the world? [02:36] Guscle     We will now begin the guild's     new recruit audition! [02:41] Eris     We're going to recruit talented individuals [02:43] Eris     as we head into the alliance     with the Demon Lord Army! [02:46] Pacifier     Who's da baby dat can make me moan?! [02:49] Doit     Let's get this party started! [02:55] Big Muscle Man     Number 1! [02:58] Eris     My! [03:00] Doit     A hot guy from the start! [03:02] Doit     So titillating! SIGN    Buff Buff [03:04] Doit     You're so ripped and puffy! SIGN    Buff Buff [03:08] Doit     Huh?! [03:10] Doit     Oh! He's flying away! [03:15] BunnySumo     Number 12... [03:18] BunnySumo     Thanks! [03:21] Pacifier     He's huge, he's weawing bunny ears,     and he has too many ewements! [03:24] Pacifier     Wejected! [03:28] Anpan     I'm number 16! [03:29] Anpan     Everyone knows my face— [03:30] Eris     Yeah, rejected! [03:35] Pacifier     Rejected! [03:38] Old Man     We're— [03:40] Old Men     The Big— [03:40] Doit     Rejected! [03:41] Guscle     Oh, every single one of them! [03:46] Guscle     No! Wh-Who are you?! [03:50] Vitor     I'll be winning this audition. [03:55] Pacifier     Quite da baby we haf here! [03:56] Pacifier     Will you entawtain me?! [04:00] Vitor     Milky white, with a tinge of green     and an appealing smell of custard... SIGN    Gulp Gulp [04:08] Vitor     Such thorough consideration for     the temperature and freshness... [04:12] Vitor     It's truly the finest drink,     packed full of a mother's love for her child. [04:18] Pacifier     You're not bad. [04:20] Doit     Can you keep up with my hip thrusts?! [04:25] Vitor     Very well. [04:27] Doit     Too slow! Too slow! Too slow! [04:29] Doit     Try thrusting harder! [04:32] Guscle     No, you're wrong! Look closer! [04:35] Eris     Th-That's... [04:37] Eris     It's just like a wheel! [04:39] Eris     When it rotates too fast,     it actually looks like it's stopped, [04:42] Eris     and that man's thrusting his     hips too fast to follow, [04:45] Eris     so it looks like he's going slower! [04:48] Doit     Wh-What did you say?! [04:55] Doit     What a hottie! [04:57] Guscle     Yes! [04:59] Guscle     Looks like we finally have someone     who can excite our pathos. [05:04] Guscle     Let me see what you're capable of! [05:08] Vitor     Yes, of course. [05:11] Guscle     P-Pardon me! [05:14] Guscle     Th-This is... [05:16] Guscle     At first glance, they looked like common     trapezius muscles and deltoids. [05:19] Guscle     However, this nice bulk has actually     been refined to its limits! [05:23] Guscle     You must have spent many sleepless     nights honing it to this degree. [05:28] Guscle     This is truly... [05:30] Guscle     Chomulungma! [05:34] Vitor     Then how about this? [05:38] Guscle     O-Ogre! SIGN    Ogre [05:42] Guscle     It looks like the face of a ferocious ogre! [05:44] Guscle     Such wonderful molding! [05:47] Guscle     You win the Nobel Prize for Muscles! [05:50] Guscle     You get to be our new member! [05:58] Doit     Congratulations. [06:01] Eris     Congratulations. [06:02] Pacifier     Congwatulations. [06:05] Guscle     Congratulations. [06:11] Vitor     Thank you. [06:20] Guscle     Oh, no! [06:22] Guscle     It's already time for the summit to start! [06:25] Guscle     Now, everyone! [06:26] Guscle     It's time for our rock-solid guild     to welcome the Demon Kingdom! [06:32] All     Yeah! [07:37] Ranzelf     Thank you for coming here today, Lutia-dono. [07:41] Lutia     Thank you for the grand welcome. [07:45] Helio     How is it going? [07:49] Kreis     All's going as planned. [07:53] Kreis     Those idiots are wasting their time. [08:37] Zakia     Emperor Alf... [08:40] Zakia     Where is this nation heading now? [08:46] Zakia     I'm so ashamed. [08:48] Zakia     Is there nothing I can do other than     be a puppet in service to this country? [09:04] Helio     The Kaiser Empire basically belongs     to the Great Devil Order now. [09:07] Helio     We keep gathering negative energy, from the     royal family all the way to its commoners. [09:15] Kreis     You're so evil, too! [09:17] Helio     Now we just need to revive the Great Devil... [09:21] Kreis     And world domination will be ours! [09:25] Zakia     Is what you just said true?! [09:29] Helio     The Emperor's Sword, Zakia! [09:32] Helio     Eavesdropping is a bad habit. [09:35] Zakia     Silence! [09:36] Zakia     Was this your plan from the beginning?! [09:41] Helio     Are you still adhering to the     previous emperor Alf's drivel? [09:48] Zakia     Drivel, he says? [09:50] Helio     This world is filled with people crying,     screaming, and begging for salvation. [09:56] Helio     And that despair will feed     the Great Devil's revival! [10:03] Zakia     I won't allow it! [10:07] Zakia     On my name as the Emperor's Sword! [10:12] Helio     You're still not good enough. [10:16] Helio     No one can stop this plan. [10:30] (Flashback) Emperor Alf     Zakia. [10:33] (Flashback) Emperor Alf     About 20 or 30 years ago... [10:37] (Flashback) Emperor Alf     A nation was suddenly attacked by monsters. [10:42] (Flashback) Emperor Alf     Everything was burnt down, [10:45] (Flashback) Emperor Alf     and while I fought back,     I was no match for them at all. [10:49] (Flashback) Zakia     Even you weren't, Emperor Alf? [10:52] (Flashback) Alf     I created this nation to prevent     that from ever happening again. [10:59] (Flashback) Alf     Yet... [11:02] (Flashback) Alf     Look at the state it's in now. [11:06] (Flashback) Alf     Zakia... [11:09] (Flashback) Alf     If this nation is ever     beset by such a crisis, [11:14] (Flashback) Alf     would you please rise     up and save this nation? [11:21] (Flashback) Alf     If that time ever comes, you'll     need to work with other nations [11:25] (Flashback) Alf     and lead this country yourself. [11:30] (Flashback) Alf     Please. [11:34] Zakia     Emperor, I... [11:38] Zakia     I will honor your wishes! [11:52] Zakia     There it is! [11:57] Zakia     Who are you?! [11:59] Destra     Where are you going in such a hurry, [12:03] Destra     Knight Captain Zakia-san? [12:07] Zakia     You know who I am? [12:09] Zakia     If you stand in my way,     I will show no mercy. [12:11] Destra     The world will be plunged into chaos. [12:16] Destra     Doesn't that sound like fun? [12:21] Destra     Over here. [12:25] Zakia     Are you with the Great Devil Order? [12:28] Destra     That's right! [12:47] Destra     Whoops. [12:48] Zakia     Now! [12:52] Zakia     What?! [12:55] Destra     You almost had me. [13:03] Zakia     I can't stop shaking! [13:08] Zakia     What? [13:12] Destra     Now it's my turn. [13:30] Zakia     Wh-What are you after? [13:34] Zakia     Are you trying to destroy the world?! [13:41] Destra     I'd say I just want to have fun. [13:51] Destra     Though... [13:52] Destra     I guess it's about time to end this. [13:59] Zakia     N-Not yet! [14:02] Zakia     I can't die yet! [14:04] Zakia     I'll never be able to face     Emperor Alf if I die here! [14:30] Destra     Oh, boy. [14:32] Destra     You're hanging in there, but it's no use. [14:37] Destra     Well? You scared? [14:40] Alf     Zakia, I entrust this sword to you. [14:45] (Flashback) Zakia     Your Majesty... [14:47] (Flashback) Zakia     This is the proof of your reign! [14:51] (Flashback) Alf     Zakia... [14:53] (Flashback) Alf     From now on, you will declare     yourself the Emperor's Sword, Zakia! [14:57] (Flashback) Alf     Do not bring dishonor     to that title in battle! [15:08] Zakia     I am... [15:10] Zakia     the Emperor's Sword, Zakia! [15:16] Zakia     I will see it through! [15:18] Zakia     On my title, I will fulfill     the wish entrusted to me! [15:22] Zakia     Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia! [15:26] Zakia     Take this! [15:28] Zakia     Conquest Wave! [15:45] Destra     I had my hopes up since you're     captain of the knights, [15:50] Destra     but you're a disappointment. [15:56] Destra     Bye-bye. [16:04] Louise     My name is Louise, captain of the Valkyries! [16:08] Louise     Any who shed blood on our land [16:10] Louise     will receive no mercy! [16:14] Destra     Oh, is that so? [16:16] Louise     Are you all right, Zakia?! [16:17] Zakia     R-Run away, Louise. [16:20] Zakia     That man is— [16:21] Louise     We'll talk later. [16:23] Louise     I'll take you on with my full might! [16:25] Destra     You really shouldn't do that. [16:28] Louise     Here I go! [16:44] Zakia     Louise! [16:47] Louise     H-He's strong! [16:52] Destra     See? [16:55] Louise     E-Even so... [16:57] Louise     You're not as strong as my master! [17:00] Destra     Master? [17:04] Louise     He could defeat you in an instant! [17:09] Zakia     That's enough, Louise! [17:11] Zakia     Get out of here! [17:14] Louise     Don't be foolish! [17:17] Destra     I like that look. [17:19] Zakia     No! [17:20] Destra     Can you endure this? [17:30] Louise     Zakia! [17:31] Louise     Are you okay?! [17:32] Louise     Zakia! Zakia! [17:49] Louise     Zakia! Hang in there! [17:52] Louise     I'll go get help! [17:54] Louise     Hang in there! [18:03] Zakia     Louise... [18:06] Zakia     There's something I must tell you... [18:14] Louise     The Great Devil Order?! [18:16] Zakia     Louise... [18:20] Zakia     I entrust the future to you... [18:26] Louise     Don't die! Zakia! [18:36] Saria     I see. So that's what happened... [18:39] Louise     If the Great Devil Order is taking action, [18:42] Louise     the alliance summit is     most likely in danger. [18:45] Saria     That's not true! [18:47] Saria     After all, the Wimberg Kingdom has     Ranze-san and everyone from the guild! [18:53] Saria     Right? [19:02] Seiichi     Let's make certain this alliance is forged. [19:07] Louise     Yes! [19:29] Urus     What did you mean by calling     me a bearded bastard earlier? [19:35] Guscle     What about you, calling the underwear     traditionally passed on in our guild vulgar?! [19:41] Both     This alliance is off! [19:44] Armies     Bring out the rice with tea! [19:47] Lutia     Everyone, calm down! [19:49] Leia     Lutia-sama! [19:50] Ranzelf     Hey! Cut it out a— [19:52] Eris     King Ranze! [19:53] Ranzelf     Both of you, cut it out! [19:54] Lutia     Please, everyone! Calm down! [19:56] Vitor     Stop this! [20:00] Vitor     Every conflict starts out as just a tiny spark. [20:05] Vitor     Yet hatred only begets more hatred, [20:07] Vitor     doubling, tripling,     becoming ten times greater, [20:09] Vitor     until eventually the entire     world is enveloped in flames! [20:13] Vitor     We did not come here to fight. [20:16] Vitor     We came here to join hands! [20:20] All     H-He's exactly right! [20:23] Both     Huh?! [20:26] Guscle     I'm sorry, Demon Lord Army! [20:29] Urus     I'm sorry, too! [20:38] Seiichi     Ah, wrong place. [20:40] Ranzelf     Oh! Seiichi! [20:43] Ranzelf     You're late! [20:45] Seiichi     Uh, no! I'm not into that! [20:46] Ranze     Louise! [20:48] Ranze     What happened to you? [20:50] Louise     King Ranze, the truth is... [20:54] Ranze     What?! [21:06] Ranzelf     Lutia-dono. [21:07] Ranzelf     This matter has grown bigger     than our two nations. [21:12] Lutia     Yes. [21:13] Lutia     We can't let the Great Devil Order     and the Kaiser Empire have their way. [21:18] Lutia     Let's protect this world together. [21:33] Saria (Gorilla)     At last, the Wimberg Kingdom and the     Demon Kingdom forge their alliance. [21:38] Saria (Gorilla)     However, the evil hand     of the Great Devil Order [21:41] Saria (Gorilla)     is drawing closer with     every passing moment... [23:26] Fake Airi(Gempel)     Guess it's about time. [23:30] Gempel     Continued in the next episode! [23:35] Seiichi     One of the Great Devil Order's top     four, Gempel the Doppelganger. [23:38] Seiichi     He possesses an incredible power. [23:40] Seiichi     Now the academy is in danger! [23:41] Seiichi     As for what kind of danger... [23:43] Seiichi     You'll find that out next time! [23:46] Seiichi     Next time: "Gempel the Doppelganger." SIGN    Next Time     Gempel the Doppelganger [23:47] Seiichi     Wait, I'm already feeling     lightheaded in the preview?! E9 - Gempel the Doppelganger Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi and the wounded Louise set off     from Barbador Magic Academy. [00:06] Saria (Gorilla)     After they arrived, [00:09] Saria (Gorilla)     the Wimberg Kingdom and the Demon Kingdom     successfully forged their alliance. [00:15] Saria (Gorilla)     Meanwhile, back at Barbador Magic Academy, [00:19] Saria (Gorilla)     Airin was acting somewhat suspiciously... [00:25] (Flashback) Fake Airi (Gempel)     Guess it's about time. [00:30] Saria (Gorilla)     This week, we're starting with what     happened at Barbador Magic Academy [00:35] Saria (Gorilla)     shortly after Seiichi left     for the Wimberg Kingdom. [00:39] Brud     Seiichi-sensei, take care. [00:43] Lulune     Well, time to head back to the cafeteria. [00:46] Oliga     That's all you ever do, glutton. [00:49] Artoria     All right, back to the classroom. [00:52] Brud     Time to head back. [00:52] Agnos     I wish I could have gone with the boss man. [00:53] Lulune     Time to eat more! [00:54] Oliga     You still want to eat? [01:01] Kannazuki     What's wrong? You're usually much more lively. [01:05] Airi     You think Sei-chan will be okay? [01:08] Kannazuki     It's Seiichi-kun we're talking about. [01:10] Kannazuki     Of course he'll be fine. [01:12] Airi     I hope you're right. [01:15] Airi     I hope you're right. [01:19] Kannazuki     Well, I'm going back to the classroom. [01:26] Gempel     Will everything really be all right, Sei-chan? [01:30] Gempel     Without you here at the academy? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger [03:06] Gempel     I'm Gempel the Doppelganger. [03:09] Gempel     The man who would one day be known as one     of the top four of the Great Devil Order. [03:13] Gempel     Believe it or not, when I was a child, [03:15] Gempel     I grew up as an upper-class noble     who didn't lack for anything. [03:20] Gempel     But my heart never felt fulfilled. [03:23] Gempel     I'd always realized it. [03:26] Gempel     People weren't approaching me.     They were only after my status as a noble. [03:33] Gempel     Even my parents didn't show me any love. [03:36] Gempel     I was nothing more than a tool to     inherit and continue their lineage. [03:41] Gempel     No one paid attention to my true face. [03:44] Gempel     The moment I fell into despair over that     was the moment I lost my face. [03:49] Agnos     Airin? What are you doing? [03:52] Agnos     This is the men's bathroom. [03:55] Gempel     One of Hiiragi Seiichi's students? [03:57] Gempel     Perfect timing. [03:58] Brud     What are you doing here? [04:00] Airi     I came here to crush you two. [04:03] Airi     To make Sei-chan feel despair. [04:05] Brud     Sei-chan? You mean Seiichi-sensei? [04:08] Agnos     Airin! What in the world is wrong with you?! [04:10] Airi     Here I go! [04:13] Agnos     What the hell do you think you're doing?! [04:15] Airi     Doppelganger! [04:17] Agnos     S-So bright! [04:19] Saria     This is what I'm doing! [04:21] Agnos     S-Saria-san? [04:24] Brud     Transformation magic? [04:27] Agnos     Baird's got you beat in terms of power. [04:30] Saria     I'm not so sure about that. [04:36] Brud     She transformed?! [04:37] Brud     Is that Airin's magic?! [04:39] Agnos     Whoa, man, what's going on? [04:41] Saria (Gorilla)     By the way, I can also copy their specs. [04:53] Agnos     I didn't know Airin had     an ability like this. [04:57] Saria (Gorilla)     I'm... [04:59] Saria (Gorilla) & Gempel     ...not Airin! [05:00] Gempel     My true identity is... [05:05] Gempel     Gempel the Doppelganger, one of     the Great Devil Order's top four! SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger SIGN    Gempel the Doppelganger [05:10] Gempel     Well? Surprised, aren't you? [05:13] Gempel     When Seiichi gets back,     I'll execute you before his eyes. [05:19] Gempel     Hiiragi Seiichi. [05:21] Gempel     I'll send everyone you     cherish to the afterlife. [05:25] Gempel     Starting with... [05:36] Gempel     A member of Hiiragi Seiichi's     army, Lulune the Donkey. [05:40] Gempel     I'll bet he'll feel utter     despair when he loses [05:43] Gempel     someone he's shared joys and sorrows with. [05:46] Gempel     Your life is mine! [05:50] Gempel     What?! [05:51] Lulune     My food is mine! [05:54] Lulune     I won't let anyone take it! [05:57] Airi     Huh? Food? I wasn't after that. [06:00] Gempel     I was after your life! [06:02] Lulune     Oh? Really? [06:04] Airi     Really. [06:06] Lulune     Now that I look at you, [06:07] Lulune     you're Airin, from my class, right? [06:09] Gempel     This girl's an idiot! [06:11] Airi     Sorry for surprising you. [06:13] Lulune     Don't worry about it. [06:14] Lulune     So, why did you sneak up on me from behind? [06:17] Gempel     Overlook that part! [06:19] Gempel     Not good! Is she onto me?! [06:22] Lulune     Are you... [06:27] Lulune     hungry, by chance? [06:29] Airi     Huh? [06:30] Airi     O-Oh, yes, I am! [06:36] Lulune     I see. [06:37] Lulune     Then here's my favorite! [06:40] Lulune     Bakudan! [06:41] Lulune     Being hungry always makes you want     to attack from behind, doesn't it? [06:46] Airi     No, it doesn't. [06:48] Lulune     You're the one who tried to save my master. [06:51] Lulune     So have this as thanks. [06:53] Lulune     Besides, it's nice to share food and     eat it together every now and then. [06:59] Lulune     You're our friend, Airin. [07:03] Lulune     I wouldn't normally do this for others. [07:05] Lulune     You're special. [07:10] Gempel     Friend... [07:12] (Flashback) Gempel Boy     Father, Mother. [07:14] (Flashback) Gempel Father     Be quiet. [07:15] (Flashback) Gempel Father     Today's meal is delicious. [07:17] (Flashback) Gempel Mother     I'm so glad I made it. [07:35] Airi     It's good. [07:38] Airi     But why are you giving this to me? [07:41] Lulune     Huh? [07:42] Lulune     Well, partly to thank you     for trying to save my master... [07:47] Lulune     What? Is it stuck in your throat? [07:49] Airi     N-No, it's just my allergies. [07:53] Lulune     But food also tastes better     when you eat with someone. [07:56] Lulune     Now we're best friends! [08:02] Gempel     Best friends?! [08:06] Gempel     You dumbass! [08:07] Lulune     Hey! Where are you going?! [08:09] Gempel     I also have empyema! [08:25] Gempel     I might have failed earlier, [08:27] Gempel     but it won't go that way this time! [08:29] Gempel     Oliga, I'll be taking your life. [08:33] Lulune     Oliga-chan! [08:35] Oliga     Oh, Glutton. [08:37] Lulune     When she gets close, I'll snap her neck! [08:43] Lulune     This girl?! [08:45] Oliga     Here's an umbrella. [08:47] Oliga     You didn't bring one, right? [08:51] Oliga     You hold it, Lulune. [08:53] Oliga     Since you're tall. [08:55] Lulune     S-Sure. [08:56] (Flashback) Boy     It's an upper-class noble! Get him! [09:01] (Flashback) Boy     Hand over that damn umbrella! [09:02] (Flashback) Gempel Boy     Hey! Give it back! [09:04] (Flashback) Boy2     Gempel, I heard your family     was stripped of its title. [09:09] (Flashback) Boy3     All this time, you acted like     you were so much better than us! [09:15] Lulune     Why are you giving me an umbrella? [09:17] Lulune     You'll get all wet yourself. [09:20] Oliga     I'm fine. [09:21] Oliga     You may be a glutton, [09:23] Oliga     but you're a good girl who's     always sharing food with me. [09:26] Oliga     Besides, you're my buddy. [09:34] Gempel     I'm her buddy?! [09:40] Gempel     You dumbass! [09:41] Oliga     Where are you going? You'll catch a cold. [09:43] Gempel     Idiots don't catch colds! [09:50] Gempel     I swear, every single one of them... [09:56] Gempel     That's... [09:58] Gempel     Artoria the Calamity. [10:01] Gempel     This time, I won't fail. [10:03] Gempel     I'll finish her for sure. [10:05] Lulune     Doppelganger. [10:09] Seiichi     Using the man she loves the most, [10:12] Seiichi     Hiiragi Seiichi. [10:14] Seiichi     Continued in the second half. [10:23] Seiichi     I want to be through     the mountains by nightfall, [10:25] Seiichi     so let's deal with this quickly. [10:26] Saria     All right. [10:28] Saria     Then I'll go buy us some drinks. [10:30] Seiichi     Okay, thanks. [10:36] Saria     Huh? [10:44] Saria     What's the matter? [10:51] Saria     Are you hurt anywhere? [10:55] Destra     N-No, I was just recalling the past. [11:01] Destra     It's nothing. [11:03] Destra     I'm fine, young lady. [11:05] Seiichi     Saria! [11:09] Saria     I bought drinks, Seiichi. [11:13] Seiichi     Hey, have I seen him before? [11:16] Destra     I found him. [11:18] Destra     You're Seiichi-sensei from     Barbador Magic Academy, right? [11:22] Seiichi     How do you know me? [11:24] Destra     You're famous! [11:26] Destra     I heard you're so super strong that     the king of Wimberg relies on you! [11:31] Seiichi     Huh? Really? [11:32] Saria     Seiichi, you're amazing! [11:35] Destra     I heard you're a real hero! [11:38] Seiichi     What are you doing here all by yourself? [11:41] Destra     Me? [11:42] Destra     I'm on a journey. [11:44] Destra     Searching for fun things to do. [11:46] Saria     Wow, how nice! [11:48] Saria     We're on our way back now. [11:51] Destra     Hey... [11:52] Destra     Sensei, are you happy right now? [11:57] Saria     He is! Right, Seiichi? [12:00] Seiichi     Y-Yeah. [12:03] Destra     I'm jealous. [12:05] Seiichi     Huh? What'd you say? [12:07] Destra     Nothing. See you, Seiichi-sensei. [12:10] Saria     You're leaving? [12:13] Destra     It's okay. [12:14] Destra     We'll meet again for sure. [12:17] Destra     Bye-bye. [12:37] Seiichi     Hey, Ar! [12:41] Artoria     S-Seiichi? [12:43] Artoria     Why are you here? [12:45] Artoria     What about Wimberg? What about Saria? [12:48] Seiichi     I came back all by myself     because I wanted to see you alone. [12:53] Seiichi     You're the only one I have     eyes for right now, Ar. [12:56] Artoria     Wh-Where is this coming from? [13:00] Seiichi     Ar, may I hug you? [13:04] Artoria     Wh-What are you saying? [13:09] Artoria     S-Sei— [13:12] Gempel     Got you. [13:16] Artoria     What are you saying?! [13:21] Artoria     What has gotten into you?! [13:25] Artoria     Seiichi! [13:27] Artoria     Seiichi, are you okay?! [13:29] Gempel     Does this Seiichi guy go     through this all the time? [13:30] Artoria     Sorry, it was force of habit! [13:33] Artoria     B-But... [13:35] Artoria     I really was worried about you back then. [13:42] Artoria     I'm truly glad you came back to life. [13:47] Gempel     I'm the one who brought     him back to life, though. [13:50] Artoria     I told you before, right? [13:52] Artoria     People call me the Calamity, [13:54] Artoria     but you accepted everything     about me, and I'm grateful for that. [13:59] Artoria     So I want to accept everything about you, too. [14:04] Seiichi     Everything... [14:08] Gempel Boy     No one pays attention to my     feelings, to my true face. [14:18] Seiichi     Why? [14:21] Artoria     I-Isn't that obvious? [14:23] Artoria     Because I— [14:25] Seiichi     You? [14:27] Artoria     Because I love you! [14:29] Seiichi     L-L-L... [14:35] Seiichi     L-Love? [14:37] Artoria     So, Seiichi, go ahead... and hug me! [14:46] Gempel     Is Hiiragi Seiichi really such a good guy?! [14:52] Artoria     H-Huh? [14:55] Artoria     Don't ignore me! [14:56] Seiichi     Again?! [15:02] Gempel     Why do they all adore     Hiiragi Seiichi so much? [15:06] Gempel     I decided to spend some time     as Seiichi in order to find out. [15:12] Beatrice     Everyone did so well on their last quiz. [15:14] Beatrice     It's thanks to you, Sensei! [15:15] Seiichi     Oh, no, that's not true. [15:17] Beatrice     Thank you so much. [15:24] Seiichi     This is quite a feast! [15:26] Barnabus     It's nice to eat outdoors like this     every once in a while. [15:31] Oliga     The air is nice, too. [15:33] Lulune     Yeah! This air is yummy! [15:36] Seiichi     Lulune, you mean the sandwiches, not the air. [15:40] Lulune     Naturally! [15:44] Gempel     Not good! [15:45] Gempel     I was planning to learn     why they adore Seiichi, [15:48] Gempel     but I've started enjoying this school life! [15:52] Artoria     So, Principal... [15:54] Artoria     You wanted to discuss     something with us, didn't you? [15:58] Barbanus     Yes, actually. [16:00] Barbanus     It's about the Great Devil Order. [16:04] Oliga     You did say that the day     of the final battle was close. [16:08] Barnabus     That's right. [16:09] Barnabus     What I want to talk to you about is... [16:16] Artoria     What's this doing here?! [16:17] Seiichi     Hmph. It's probably a monster that was     awakened by the Great Devil's pulse. [16:27] Oliga     This thing's strong! [16:29] Barnabus     Get away from it right now! [16:32] Artoria     I'd love to, but... [16:46] Artoria     Seiichi! [16:48] Oliga     Onii-chan, you're amazing! [16:49] Lulune     You're so reliable, Master! [16:53] Barnabus     That makes it clear. [16:56] Barnabus     To be honest, I've sensed an evil     presence here at the academy lately, [17:01] Barnabus     but I hadn't been able to locate it. [17:05] Barnabus     He's an assassin sent     by the Great Devil Order. [17:11] Oliga     What's wrong, Onii-chan? [17:12] Oliga     You don't look happy. [17:14] Seiichi     That's not true. I'm always with— [17:17] Kannazuki     Hold it right there! [17:22] Artoria     Kannazuki Karen? Why are you here? [17:25] Kannazuki     You might be able to deceive their eyes, [17:27] Kannazuki     but you can't deceive my nose! [17:30] Kannazuki     That man isn't Seiichi-kun! [17:39] Oliga     Onii-chan? [17:40] Lulune     S-Seriously? [17:42] Artoria     Do you... h-have any proof of that? [17:46] Kannazuki     I have evidence! [17:53] Lulune     Airin? [17:54] Kannazuki     The one who approached Lulune     several days ago was a fake Airin. [17:59] Kannazuki     I rescued the real one from     the academy's chicken coop. [18:03] Airi     Man, you really saved me from that one! [18:07] Airi     I don't know what happened, [18:09] Airi     but when I came to, I was with the chickens. [18:15] Kannazuki     Even if you can copy his     appearance and abilities, [18:18] Kannazuki     you can't copy Seiichi-kun's     fragrant body odor. [18:23] Artoria     Then... who in the world are you? [18:28] Gempel     Guess the cat's out of the bag now! [18:31] Kannazuki     So bright! [18:35] Kannazuki     I'm one of the Great Devil Order's top four, [18:38] Kannazuki     Gempel the Doppelganger. [18:40] Barnabus     One of the Great Devil Order's top four?! [18:45] Gempel     You're right. [18:47] Gempel     I used the chaos of the fight     between Seiichi and the apostles [18:52] Gempel     to swap places with that lady there. [18:57] Artoria     Why would you do that?! [18:59] Gempel     Because I want to capture you all     and eliminate you in front of Seiichi. [19:03] Gempel     That's the best strategy for     plunging him into the pit of despair! [19:08] Lulune     What?! [19:11] Gempel     At least, that was the plan before     I became Seiichi and realized something. [19:16] Gempel     I lived my entire life     without being loved by anyone, [19:21] Gempel     so I never cared if anyone else died. [19:25] Gempel     But now, I think I understand. [19:27] Gempel     Losing the people precious     to you is a very sad thing. [19:34] Gempel     That's why I couldn't help saving you all. [19:39] Gempel     I'm such an idiot. [19:42] Artoria     You... [19:47] Gempel     From now on, I think I'll try to find     someone to accept me like Seiichi did. [19:52] Gempel     Someone who will be fond of me. [19:54] Gempel     At least, that's how I want to live. [19:57] Gempel     Though I doubt I'll ever measure up to him. [20:02] Gempel     Later. [20:05] Kannazuki     You can do it. [20:08] Kannazuki     I can smell that potential in you. [20:14] Gempel     Thanks, lady with the keen nose. [20:21] Artoria     Should we really just let him go? [20:24] Barnabus     With his power, it would be     a trivial matter to kill us all. [20:30] Barnabus     Yet he didn't do that. [20:33] Barnabus     So I want to believe in him. [20:37] Barnabus     I want to believe there's a ray of hope [20:40] Barnabus     for those who have made mistakes, as well. [20:52] Gempel     Well, what should I do now? [21:02] Gempel     You, huh? [21:05] Gempel     Perfect timing. [21:07] Gempel     I'm leaving the Great Devil Order. [21:12] Gempel     I don't care about all this despair     and Great Devil stuff anymore. [21:16] Gempel     So I'm going to find someone     to love, who'll love m— [21:34] Saria     That boy was cute, wasn't he? [21:36] Seiichi     Yeah, he was. [21:40] Saria     What's the matter? [21:41] Seiichi     Well... [21:42] Seiichi     I just feel like I've seen him     somewhere before. [23:21] Guscle     Everyone, the battle against     the Great Devil Order is nigh! [23:24] Guscle     So let's put our spirit into it! [23:26] All     Yeah! [23:31] Vitor     Now, let's commence the operation. [23:35] Seiichi     A murderer is on the loose     in that crazy guild! [23:38] Seiichi     The victim is the pacifier man! [23:39] Seiichi     Wait, who's that? [23:40] Seiichi     Guscle and the others set out to resolve it, [23:42] Seiichi     but wait, will I get to show up at all?! [23:44] Seiichi     Next time: "Vitor the Resonance." SIGN    Next Time     Victor the Resonance [23:46] Seiichi     It's a sausage fest of perverted     gentlemen showing off! E10 - Vitor the Resonance Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Guscle     Everyone, the battle against     the Great Devil Order is nigh! [00:04] Guscle     So let's put our spirit into it! [00:07] All     Yeah! [00:11] Vitor     Now, let's commence the operation. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Vitor the Resonance [01:50] Guscle     It's protein cut with protein! [01:53] Guscle     Today we drink, drink, get drunk, drink,     drink, and keep drinking until we pass out! [01:59] Eris     Protein cut with protein     is just plain protein. [02:02] Vitor     I could take the life of     this nation's king, Ranze, [02:05] Vitor     and gather despair for the     Great Devil's resurrection. [02:09] Vitor     But, no! [02:10] Vitor     That would be meaningless! [02:12] Vitor     Pointless! [02:15] Vitor     Intolerable sloth in my own eyes! [02:19] Vitor     I can't restrain myself any longer! [02:40] Pacifier     What a pwetty night sky. [02:43] Pacifier     Moments like this call for... SIGN    "The Murder of Pacifier Man" [02:57] Vitor     "The Murder of Pacifier Man." SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Vitor          Perverted Gentleman SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Pacifier Man          Victim SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Guscle          Detective [03:10] Guscle     H-He's dead! [03:17] Eris     Wait a moment! SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Eris          Guild Receptionist [03:19] Eris     He has a pulse! [03:21] Eris     He's still ali— [03:22] Guscle     I won't forgive them! [03:23] Guscle     They'll pay for killing this     nameless, perverted side-character! [03:26] Eris     I said he's alive! [03:28] Eris     Wait, maybe the Great Devil     Order is staging their atta— [03:32] Vitor     I will uncover the true     culprit behind this crime! [03:35] Vitor     I swear on my muscles! [03:37] Eris     When did you change?! [03:39] Vitor     Guscle-san. [03:40] Guscle     Oh? [03:40] Vitor     Let's begin our investigation. [03:43] Guscle     Oh! Vitor! [03:45] Guscle     That outfit! [03:47] Guscle     You get it, don't you?! [03:49] Vitor     No, no, it was the obvious thing to prepare. [03:52] Vitor     Oh, speaking of investigations...     Here you go, Guscle-san. [03:57] Guscle     It's... protein and anpan! [04:01] Eris     He's getting this confused with a stakeout. [04:04] Vitor     Those two pair so well that it's deadly. [04:07] Guscle     You're so considerate, Vitor! [04:15] Vitor     I believe this most likely was not     the work of the Great Devil Order! [04:19] Eris     What makes you say that? [04:22] Guscle     Hey, you guys! [04:23] Guscle     First, we go over the evidence at the scene! [04:26] Guscle     Vitor, [04:28] Guscle     what do you make of this baby bottle? [04:31] Vitor     May I? [04:40] Vitor     It's still warm! [04:42] Vitor     The estimated time of death is likely... [04:45] Vitor     sometime between now and last night, I think. [04:48] Guscle     I see! [04:50] Eris     That doesn't tell us anything! [04:54] Guscle     Vitor, his fly remains down and unzipped. [05:00] Guscle     What do you make of that? [05:01] Vitor     That's perplexing. [05:03] Guscle     I believe... [05:05] Guscle     To be put in terms of muscles... [05:07] Guscle     This is the same as a sphincter     being loose and inactive. [05:11] Eris     Huh? [05:12] Vitor     I see! Brilliant anal-yzation! [05:14] Guscle     Oh! You understand, Vitor?! [05:18] Eris     What is this crazy exchange? [05:26] Guscle     It's hard to find any leads here. [05:29] Vitor     Why don't we take a break for now? [05:31] Guscle     Yeah. Let's get something to drink... [05:34] Guscle     Oh! We have tea right here! [05:37] Guscle     Looks muscle good! [05:38] Guscle     Thank you so macho! [05:39] Eris     Hey! That's evidence! [05:43] Guscle     Oh, da-macho! [05:46] Eris     You muscle-brained pig! SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Trenchcoat Man          Suspect 1 [05:53] Guscle     Confess! [05:57] Trenchcoat     Hey! You would suspect an ally?! [06:00] Vitor     I don't really want to say this, [06:03] Vitor     but they say you should always suspect     those close to the victim first. [06:06] Vitor     Please understand. [06:08] Guscle     You heard what Vitor said. [06:10] Guscle     Please forgive us. [06:12] Trenchcoat     I'm innocent! [06:13] Trenchcoat     I swear on these white briefs! [06:18] Vitor     What shockingly pure whiteness! [06:20] Guscle     Guess that means he's purely innocent! [06:23] Vitor     No, we still don't have proof. [06:30] Guscle     Ah, this soft, warm light! [06:34] Guscle     It washes my soul clean! [06:37] Vitor     The material is ordinary cotton     and polyester, and yet... [06:41] Vitor     He's clearly pure white and innocent. [06:43] Guscle     Yeah, got it! Next! [06:45] Eris     This is ridiculous. [06:46] Guscle     Muscle! SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82 SIGN    Destroyer          Suspect 2 [06:47] Destroyer     I didn't do it! [06:51] Guscle     What is that? [06:53] Vitor     This is luminol. [06:55] Vitor     If this iron ball was used as the murder     weapon, any blood on it will glow blue. [07:01] Guscle     Oh! I've seen that in action before! [07:04] Guscle     Let me see it! [07:09] Guscle     What?! My boomerang is glowing blue?! [07:14] Vitor     Guscle-san, please calm down! [07:17] Guscle     Which means the true culprit... [07:20] Guscle     was me all along?! [07:21] Guscle     ...was me all along?! [07:23] Guscle     ...was me all along?! [07:28] Vitor     Your boomerang was blue to begin with. [07:30] Vitor     Also, you're obviously not     the culprit, Guscle-san. [07:34] Guscle     Vitor! [07:36] Guscle     No, friend! [07:39] Guscle     Muscle! SIGN    m 0 0 l 228 0 l 228 82 l 0 82Wanna Do It SIGN    Wanna Do It          Author? [07:41] Eris     Their useless investigation     continued for a while after that. [07:44] Doit     Hey! Don't cut out our screen time! SIGN    Pacifier Man's Grave [07:59] Guscle     Rest in peace. [08:01] Eris     Hey! I told you, he isn't dead! [08:09] Guscle     H-He turned into a zombie?! [08:15] Pacifier     I swept well! [08:17] Guscle     Oh! [08:18] Guscle     You're alive! [08:21] Guscle     Thank goodness! [08:23] Eris     How can you say that after burying him?! [08:25] Vitor     What on earth? [08:27] Pacifier     Huh? [08:28] Pacifier     What's the matter, evewyone? [08:32] Eris     What happened to you last night? [08:34] Pacifier     Ah, well... [08:41] (Flashback) Pacifier     What a pwetty night sky. [08:45] (Flashback) Pacifier     Moments like this call for... [09:00] (Flashback) Pacifier     That was it. [09:08] Guscle     What, that's all? [09:10] Guscle     Why, you! [09:12] Guscle     I almost drank that! [09:14] Guscle     So there we have it! That's... [09:16] Guscle     case closed! [09:20] All     Yay! [09:24] Guscle     All right, now I want to take a bath! [09:27] Guscle     Let's all go bathe naked together! [09:29] All     Yeah! [09:33] Guscle     Friend! [09:35] Guscle     Thanks to you, we resolved this quickly! [09:38] Guscle     You have my thanks. [09:40] Vitor     I'm honored to have been of service. [09:49] Guscle     All right! Let's meet up at the bath! [09:53] Eris     Now, how was he... [09:55] (Flashback) Vitor     I believe this most likely was not     the work of the Great Devil Order! [10:01] Eris     ...able to immediately suggest it wasn't     the work of the Great Devil Order? [10:16] Seiichi     I told everyone that [10:18] Seiichi     the Demon Lord Army and the Wimberg Kingdom     had successfully forged an alliance, [10:24] Seiichi     and that we might end up fighting     against the Great Devil Order. [10:31] Seiichi     If it ever comes to that, [10:35] Seiichi     I want you all to be able     to protect yourselves. [10:40] Seiichi     Got it? [10:41] Seiichi     I'm entrusting this academy to you. [10:43] All     Yes, sir! [11:07] Eris     Everyone's meeting up at     the bath, right, Vitor-san? [11:11] Vitor     Yes. [11:12] Vitor     I thought I'd work up a sweat beforehand. [11:15] Eris     This isn't the way to the bath. [11:19] Vitor     Yes. [11:20] Vitor     But that's fine. [11:23] Eris     What do you mean by that? [11:26] Vitor     I'm really starting to approach my limits. [11:29] Vitor     I'm aching and aching to beat you to death! [11:33] Vitor     You strong warrior! [11:36] Eris     Now things make sense. [11:39] Eris     That explains how you could     tell from a glance back then. [11:42] Eris     I have a guess I'm close to certain of,     but who are you, really? [11:48] Vitor     A priest of the Great Devil Order,     Vitor the Resonance! [11:52] Vitor     Your death knell will be     a requiem for my soul. [11:59] Vitor     Please make this at least a little fun for me. [12:05] Eris     Try some of this! [12:17] Vitor     You really just aren't enough. [12:22] Vitor     Thank you for our time     together, short as it was. [12:25] Vitor     Farewell, Eris-san. [12:30] Guscle     What are you doing? [12:33] Vitor     I was just asking Eris-san for some practice. [12:37] Guscle     Tell me the truth. [12:42] Vitor     Good grief. [12:44] Vitor     I thought you were just     a muscle-brained idiot, [12:46] Vitor     but your intuition is surprisingly sharp. [12:49] Guscle     Why, friend? [12:52] Vitor     Friend? [12:54] Vitor     Friend?! [12:57] Vitor     What do you mean, "friend"? [12:59] Vitor     You do realize you're the only     one of us who's using that term? [13:05] Vitor     So truly worthless! [13:07] Vitor     I fight and kill the strong! [13:10] Vitor     I kill them as I watch them despair     and lose the will to fight! [13:15] Vitor     That's all there is to it! [13:18] Vitor     That is everything! [13:24] Eris     Guscle... [13:27] Guscle     Eris, you okay? [13:30] Eris     My injury's not that bad. [13:33] Eris     It's just... [13:34] Guscle     What? [13:37] Eris     As a sadist, that was unbearable humiliation. [13:42] Guscle     Then leave the rest to me. [14:14] Guscle     Friend, I'll fight you at full strength. [14:19] Guscle     Here I go. [14:29] Vitor     Ah, yes! [14:32] Vitor     All this time, I've lived     such an unfulfilling life. [14:36] Vitor     Because I possessed such tremendous power, [14:39] Vitor     I faced the dilemma of never having an     opponent I could go all-out against. [14:45] Vitor     But now... I've finally found one! [14:48] Vitor     This is the first promising     opponent I've fought! [14:51] Vitor     This is the first time I've felt such fervor! [14:54] Vitor     I'm picking up speed! [14:58] Vitor     You're the best, Guscle Clute! [15:10] Guscle     This isn't the best you've got. [15:14] Guscle     You should be able to feel it, too. [15:17] Guscle     This fervor communicated through our muscles! [15:19] Guscle     This ultimate exaltation! [15:23] Vitor     Is that what this is? [15:25] Vitor     This feeling reverberating through my brain?! [15:28] Guscle     Set yourself free, Vitor! [15:32] Vitor     I'm grateful to you. [15:35] Vitor     Thanks to you, I can wield my true power. [15:38] Guscle     Oh? [15:51] Guscle     You've unleashed it! [15:53] Guscle     The pathos of your muscles! [15:55] Vitor     My ability is called Resonance! [15:58] Vitor     It's a power that can return     all of your attacks twofold. [16:03] Guscle     Oh? [16:04] Guscle     That's quite a nice muscle     power you have there. [16:07] Vitor     I don't care about the Great Devil! [16:10] Vitor     What I want is... [16:12] Guscle     What I want is... [16:14] Both     To beat you, thoroughly, with my full power! [16:19] Both     That's what you want, too, isn't it?! [16:23] Guscle     Yeah! [16:25] Guscle     My muscles are screaming! [16:28] Guscle     My justice! [16:31] Vitor     My justice rebound! [16:38] Guscle     Is that the extent of your Resonance?! [16:47] Vitor     This is awesome! [16:50] Vitor     This is awesome! [16:51] Vitor     This is awesome! [17:01] Vitor     Come on, let's hurry up and continue. [17:07] Vitor     Is that all you have, too?! [17:10] Vitor     Come on, stand up! [17:14] Guscle     I'm not done yet! [17:16] Guscle     My muscles are telling me to have fun! [17:20] Vitor     What?! [17:22] Guscle     Here I come... [17:23] Guscle     Vitor the Resonance! [17:27] Vitor     Guscle! [17:50] Guscle     I'm still just getting started. [17:52] Vitor     How?! [17:54] Vitor     You should already be well past your limit! [17:57] Guscle     Friend, what sad muscles. [18:02] Guscle     You've honed your muscles     to such a great extent... [18:09] Guscle     So why did you only pursue     your own strength?! [18:18] Guscle     Can't you hear it? [18:19] Guscle     Your muscles are crying! [18:22] Vitor     What's going on?! [18:24] Vitor     My arm is snapping apart?! [18:30] Vitor     Why am I shaking?! [18:38] Vitor     What is this?! [18:39] Vitor     Why am I seeing this?! [18:46] Guscle     Consider this punch [18:49] Guscle     the grief felt by [18:50] Guscle     both me and your own muscles! [18:54] Guscle     This is the end! [19:15] Guscle     Friend... [19:18] Vitor     For the first time in my life,     I feel like I've lost. [19:24] Vitor     But oddly enough, that isn't a bad feeling. [19:41] Vitor     Guscle-san... [19:43] Vitor     If ever... [19:46] Vitor     we meet again, then... [19:53] Jutis     Well, well, Vitor-san. [19:56] Jutis     It's rare to see you so beaten up. [20:00] Vitor     Jutis... [20:01] Jutis     I sincerely doubt it, [20:03] Jutis     but surely you didn't     manage to lose, did you? [20:09] Vitor     Yes, I lost. [20:11] Vitor     For the first time ever. [20:13] Vitor     I never thought the day would come     when I'd find someone stronger than me. [20:17] Jutis     Oh? [20:19] Vitor     However, I also feel like I'm actually     alive for the first time in my life. [20:24] Jutis     Is that so? [20:26] Vitor     I suppose the taste of defeat     is also quite delectable. [20:30] Jutis     I'm glad to hear that. [20:33] Jutis     It's great that you now understand     you were but a big fish in a small pond. [20:38] Vitor     True. [20:39] Vitor     It's back to square one again. [20:42] Vitor     Next time, I'll win for sure. [20:44] Jutis     Is that so? [20:46] Jutis     Well, assuming there is a next time. [20:49] Vitor     What? [21:02] Jutis     My power is Ubiquity. [21:04] Jutis     It's the power to teleport across     any space, dimension, or time. [21:14] Jutis     You said it, didn't you?! [21:16] Jutis     That you don't care about the Great Devil! [21:21] Jutis     Vitor-san, please rest in peace. [21:25] Jutis     Your death will also serve     to nourish the Great Devil. [21:44] Seiichi     Fall Disaster! [21:47] Seiichi     Water Ball! [21:52] Seiichi     What on earth is wrong with me? [23:35] Seiichi     The truth behind the Fruit of     Evolution is finally revealed, [23:38] Seiichi     along with Destra's fierce past! [23:40] Seiichi     The story finally approaches its final battle! [23:43] ---     Next time: "Destra the Absolute Death." SIGN    Next Time     Destra the Absolute Death [23:45] Seiichi     Destra... Are you... E11 - Destra the Absolute Death Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Sensei. Libera-sensei? SIGN    Oh. What is it, Destra-kun? SIGN    Here... SIGN    Today's your birthday, right? SIGN    A present? For me? SIGN    Anemone? SIGN    Well, you said you liked them, so... SIGN    Hehe... SIGN    Well? Does it look good on me? SIGN    Yes! SIGN    Thank you, Destra-kun. SIGN    I truly appreciate the sentiment. [00:56] Libera     Run! Hurry! [01:18] Destra     Memories should all just die. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Destra the Absolute Death [02:55] Barnabus     I had you all come here for but one reason. [02:59] Barnabus     Seiichi-kun, it's time to reveal the true     reason I invited you to this academy. [03:08] Barnabus     It was all because I anticipated the     battles with the Great Devil Order. [03:13] Seiichi     What do you mean? [03:16] Barnabus     Those who take the Fruit of     Evolution into themselves [03:19] Barnabus     will inevitably cross paths     with the Great Devil. [03:22] Barnabus     I'm talking about you, Seiichi-kun. [03:27] Seiichi     So you knew? [03:29] Barnabus     Who do you think I am? [03:32] Saria     A perverted old man! [03:34] Oliga     A masochistic old man! [03:35] Barnabus     Well, yes, those are true, too! [03:38] Barnabus     All right, stop that. [03:39] Artoria     But why does the Fruit of Evolution have     anything to do with the Great Devil? [03:43] Beatrice     To get into that, we must first     discuss the legend of creation. [03:49] Beatrice     It starts in ancient times, when the     gods were still creating this world. [03:56] Beatrice     One day, a certain god revolted     against the other gods [04:00] Beatrice     so that they could reign supreme. [04:03] Beatrice     Their conflict was the fiercest of all time, [04:06] Beatrice     and much of the land was burnt to nothing, [04:08] Beatrice     until the god that revolted was finally     sealed away within this world. [04:13] Beatrice     The god that revolted hated the     other gods and cursed the world. [04:18] Beatrice     That negative emotion took form, and the     crystallization of hate that spilled forth [04:24] Beatrice     was the Fruit of Evolution. [04:28] Beatrice     The Fruit of Evolution proliferated [04:30] Beatrice     with blinding speed,     seeking to cover the whole world. [04:33] Beatrice     The gods who noticed this used     their power to suppress its spread, [04:38] Beatrice     and now it's considered a legendary item. [04:46] Barnabus     And that god who revolted     is the Great Devil. [04:52] Barnabus     Those who eat the maximum Fruits of Evolution [04:56] Barnabus     eventually become fodder for the Great Devil. [04:59] Barnabus     Fodder chock-full of the aura of despair. [05:03] Lulune     Master, how many Fruits of     Evolution have you eaten? [05:07] Seiichi     Ten, if I recall. [05:09] Oliga     Is that... [05:11] Beatrice     It is the upper limit. [05:14] Barnabus     Do not fear. [05:16] Barnabus     Protecting you is my duty as the Holy Mage, [05:20] Barnabus     and it's why I summoned you to the academy. [05:23] Seiichi     Barnabus-san... [05:25] Barnabus     I don't need any thanks. Instead, [05:29] Barnabus     everyone pet my head! [05:31] Beatrice     Old man! [05:33] Barnabus     Here it comes! [05:42] Barnabus     The Great Devil Order priest, Destra— [05:46] Barnabus     I'm the one who ultimately created him. [05:52] Barnabus     Long ago, he was a student here     at Barbador Magic Academy, [05:57] Barnabus     and my very own pupil. [06:04] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Riddle: What furniture makes your     hands shake just by owning it? [06:09] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Hint: Your hands tremble! [06:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     The answer is: a table! [06:16] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Riddle: What flower shouts when it's morning? [06:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Hint: In the morning, it howls! [06:23] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     The answer is: a morning glory! [06:26] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Next one: [06:28] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     A chair might be a chair, but what     kind of chair is spicy and delicious? [06:32] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Hint: curry! [06:36] (Flashback) Libera     Where are your mom and dad? [06:49] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Now, the next—ow! [06:51] (Flashback) Destra     Shut up, you damn bastard! [06:53] (Flashback) Destra     I'll die cursing the gods! [06:56] (Flashback) Destra     Don't stop me! [06:57] (Flashback) Destra     What's this crap about     the gods and happiness?! [07:01] (Flashback) Destra     They just steal from us,     make us suffer, and deceive us! [07:05] (Flashback) Destra     I'll kill those damn gods! [07:07] (Flashback) Destra     I'll break this damn world, too! [07:09] (Flashback) Destra     I'll curse it all, [07:11] (Flashback) Destra     kill the gods, [07:13] (Flashback) Destra     and destroy everything! [07:23] (Flashback) Destra     I'll die cursing them! [07:29] (Flashback) Destra     Mommy! Mommy! [07:41] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     I am Barnabus Aevritt, a teacher     at Barbador Magic Academy. [07:48] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     If you are willing, I can help you. [07:55] Barnabus     Destra lost his family in the last war, [07:59] Barnabus     and ended up all alone. [08:01] Students     Hey, who's that? [08:02] Barnabus     I took him into custody while he was hurting, [08:04] Students     Someone amazing? [08:05] Barnabus     and had him enroll in this academy. [08:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     This is Destra-kun. He'll be a     part of your class from now on. [08:12] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Everyone be kind to him. [08:15] (Flashback) Libera     Pardon me! [08:19] (Flashback) Libera     Sorry I'm late! [08:23] (Flashback) Barnabus     Libera-kun! [08:24] (Flashback) Barnabus     That's the twelfth time this month! [08:26] (Flashback) Barnabus     Are you not aware that you     are an assistant teacher— [08:30] (Flashback) Libera     I see. So you're starting today, Destra-kun. [08:33] (Flashback) Destra     Uh, yes. [08:35] (Flashback) Destra     Thank you for having me. [08:38] Barnabus     She was great at looking after the kids,     and indispensable to the academy. [08:45] Barnabus     Destra-kun had deep adoration     for Libera-kun, as well. [08:50] (Flashback) Libera     Hey! No sleeping in class! [08:52] (Flashback) Libera     Now, when you're producing Ice Spear... [08:56] (Flashback) Libera     You worked so hard, Destra-kun! [09:04] (Flashback) Libera     A present? [09:05] (Flashback) Destra     Well, um... [09:09] (Flashback) Destra     A-ha! [09:12] (Flashback) Libera     Let me guess. You found a girl you like, right? [09:16] (Flashback) Destra     I-It's not like that. [09:20] (Flashback) Libera     Well, if you're getting a present for a girl, [09:24] (Flashback) Libera     it has to be flowers, I think. [09:26] (Flashback) Destra     Wh-What kind of flowers     would you like, Sensei? [09:29] (Flashback) Libera     Me? [09:30] (Flashback) Libera     If it were me... [09:32] (Flashback) Libera     Oh, look there. [09:36] (Flashback) Libera     They're called anemone. [09:38] (Flashback) Libera     Their purple petals are     so pretty, aren't they? [09:42] (Flashback) Libera     Those flowers also mean     "I'll believe in you and wait for you." [09:53] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei. Libera-sensei? [09:57] (Flashback) Libera     Oh. What is it, Destra-kun? [10:01] (Flashback) Destra     Here... [10:05] (Flashback) Destra     Today's your birthday, right? [10:08] (Flashback) Libera     A present? For me? [10:13] (Flashback) Libera     Anemone? [10:15] (Flashback) Destra     Well, you said you liked them, so... [10:25] (Flashback) Libera     Well? Does it look good on me? [10:29] (Flashback) Destra     Yes! [10:31] (Flashback) Libera     Thank you, Destra-kun. [10:34] (Flashback) Libera     I truly appreciate the sentiment. [10:38] Barnabus     But one day, tragedy struck. [10:44] (Flashback) Libera     There's trouble! [10:50] Student     Did we do anything to deserve this? [10:51] (Flashback) Libera     Wh-What is this? [10:56] (Flashback) Libera     Everyone, get to the central tower! [10:58] (Flashback) Libera     It'll be safe there! [10:59] (Flashback) Students     Yes, ma'am! [11:18] (Flashback) Barnabus     There's no end to them! [11:19] (Flashback) Students     Hurry! Move it! [11:21] (Flashback) Students     What's going on?! [11:43] (Flashback) Destra     Ice Spear! [12:07] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei! [12:08] (Flashback) Libera     R-Run! Hurry! [12:26] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei! [12:41] (Flashback) Barnabus     Destra! [12:43] (Flashback) Barnabus     Destra! [12:44] (Flashback) Barnabus     Stop it! [13:01] Libera     Destra-kun. [13:02] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei... [13:04] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei... Sensei... [13:21] (Flashback) Great Devil     This is the second time. [13:24] (Flashback) Great Devil     You will continue to experience     despair that drives you to death. [13:28] (Flashback) Great Devil     Over and over... [13:30] (Flashback) Great Devil     Forever. [13:34] (Flashback) Great Devil     The world has denied and rejected you. [13:38] (Flashback) Great Devil     Yes. The gods have ordained it. [13:41] (Flashback) Great Devil     The gods who created the     world have ordained it. [13:45] (Flashback) Destra     I'll curse them! [13:48] (Flashback) Destra     I'll kill the gods and break the world! [13:51] (Flashback) Great Devil     Then wish for it. [13:53] (Flashback) Great Devil     Wish for the power to make     everything you touch despair [13:56] (Flashback) Great Devil     and put an end to their very souls! [14:08] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Wh-What is this? [14:15] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Destra? [14:17] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     That's... the Fruit of Evolution?! [14:20] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Don't do it! You mustn't eat it! [14:27] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Stop! [14:31] (Flashback) Destra     It's your fault. [14:34] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)     You're the one [14:36] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)     who brought me here! [14:39] (Flashback) Destra (Great Devil)     I'll throw everything that exists     into despair and kill them! [14:54] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     N-No... [14:59] (Flashback) Destra     Bye-bye. [15:01] (Flashback) Young Barnabus     Destra! [15:07] Barnabus     If only I had been able to     protect Libera-kun that day... [15:13] Barnabus     Or if I had managed to stop him... [15:18] Jutis     Destra-sama. [15:19] Jutis     I believe it's time. [15:22] Destra     I know. [15:24] Jutis     Of course. [15:38] Destra     It's been a long time, Barnabus-sensei. [15:42] Barnabus     D-Destra... [15:44] Destra     See? [15:45] Destra     We meet again, didn't we, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun? [15:53] Lulune     I can't move! [15:54] Artoria     What is this? [15:57] Barnabus     He's stopped our movement. [16:02] Destra     Now, shall we go? [16:04] Barnabus     Wait! [16:07] Barnabus     Where are you planning to take him?! [16:10] Destra     That's none of your business. [16:12] Barnabus     It's very much my business! [16:20] Seiichi     Barna-san! [16:22] Barnabus     Destra, [16:24] Barnabus     do you know how sad Libera-kun     would be if she saw you now? [16:29] Destra     Don't you say that! [16:32] Destra     You couldn't do anything! [16:38] Barnabus     Stop this already! [16:44] Seiichi     Stop it! [16:48] Barnabus     Open your eyes, Destra! [16:50] Barnabus     Come back to us! [16:52] Destra     I hate those who are stubborn. [16:56] Barnabus     Then perish alongside me. [16:58] Barnabus     I'll be the last one you ever kill. [17:03] Seiichi     Barna-san! [17:20] Seiichi     Barna-san! [17:20] Girls     Old Man! [17:24] Seiichi     You're kidding me... [17:25] Destra     What a shame, huh? [17:29] Seiichi     Destra! [17:32] Destra     Jutis. [17:34] Jutis     I've been waiting. [17:46] Beatrice     Seiichi-sensei?! [17:56] Seiichi     Wh-Where am I? [17:58] Destra     A world made from the accumulation     of negative emotions. [18:02] Destra     It's where the Great Devil is sealed. [18:06] Seiichi     Destra! [18:07] Saria     Wow! [18:09] Saria     Look, look, Seiichi! [18:11] Seiichi     Saria?! [18:11] Saria     Rocks are floating! [18:13] Destra     She's a special guest... [18:16] Destra     for the ultimate event that's about to start. [18:19] Saria     Huh? [18:20] Seiichi     Stand back, Saria. [18:22] Seiichi     What are you after? [18:24] Destra     I'm a priest of the Great Devil Order. [18:28] Destra     Obviously I want the     Great Devil's resurrection. [18:30] Seiichi     Why did you bring us here? [18:33] Destra     Well... [18:35] Destra     Take a guess. [18:38] Destra     You're no fun. [18:40] Destra     Here's a hint, then. [18:42] Destra     The power the Great Devil granted     me was "Absolute Death." [18:45] Destra     It taints the very soul of all     living things, kills them, [18:49] Destra     and cuts them from the     cycle of reincarnation. [18:52] Destra     In other words, they won't be     able to reincarnate or be reborn. [18:56] Seiichi     Then Barna-san... [18:58] Destra     ...is bye-bye for all eternity. [19:03] Destra     I'm grateful to the Great Devil. [19:06] Destra     He gave me such a fun second life. [19:09] Destra     Going from the robbed to     the robber was amazing. [19:14] Destra     Looking down on people as they drown     in fear and despair is just the best. [19:19] Destra     And then the Great Devil will be revived, too. [19:22] Destra     That'll be the best day ever! [19:24] Seiichi     You're crazy. [19:26] Destra     But I've grown bored. [19:27] Destra     He hasn't resurrected at all. [19:30] Destra     Doing things little by little     just isn't in my nature. [19:34] Destra     But that's where you come in! [19:36] Destra     That's what you, the man who ate     the Fruit of Evolution, are for. [19:39] Seiichi     You're planning to use     my negative energy, then? [19:42] Destra     Ding-ding! [19:43] Destra     Too bad, though. [19:45] Saria     He's right, but still wrong? [19:48] Destra     I'll resurrect the Great Devil     and kill him completely! [19:53] Seiichi     Kill the Great Devil? [19:56] Seiichi     That doesn't make sense! [19:59] Destra     On that day, in that moment,     I made my decision! [20:03] Destra     I'll destroy the world that makes me suffer! [20:05] Destra     I'll kill all the gods     that created this world! [20:09] Destra     I'll wipe out my memories and     my very existence myself! [20:12] Destra     Deicide! [20:14] Destra     That's my goal! [20:16] Destra     I'll start by killing the Great Devil! [20:19] Destra     I'll be taking your despair. [20:27] Jutis     Oh! My god! [20:31] GreatDevil     The time is finally here. [20:35] Jutis     Yes! [20:47] Saria     Seiichi! [20:52] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [20:53] Seiichi     Fall Disaster! [20:56] Seiichi     Damn it! Why now, of all times?! [21:19] Destra     Is that all your strength     amounts to, Seiichi-kun? [21:41] Destra     You can still avoid my attacks? [21:57] Destra     I've grown tired of this. [22:00] Destra     Bye-bye. [23:36] Destra     Hey, Seiichi-kun, [23:38] Destra     what do you think lies beyond evolution? [23:41] Destra     Show it to me. SIGN    Next Time     The True Fruit of Evolution [23:44] Destra     Next time: "The True Fruit of Evolution." [23:47] Destra     Bye-bye, Hiiragi Seiichi-kun. E12 - True Fruit of Evolution Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Jutis     Destra-sama. [00:08] Jutis     For the sake of the Great Devil... [00:18] Jutis     Die. [00:27] Destra     I've grown tired of this. [00:30] Destra     Bye-bye. [00:36] Saria     Don't touch my Seiichi! [00:50] Destra     Not bad. [01:13] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi! [01:22] Seiichi     S-Saria... [01:24] Seiichi     I'm... coming for you... [01:33] Destra     Saria-kun truly is ugly as a gorilla. [01:43] Destra     Bye-bye. [01:57] Seiichi     S-Saria! [02:21] Saria     S-Seiichi... SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution 2: SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    The True Fruit of Evolution [04:03] Seiichi     Saria... [04:07] Saria     Don't cry, Seiichi. [04:12] Saria     I don't regret it. [04:16] Saria     I enjoyed our time together. [04:21] Saria     I was truly happy that... [04:27] Saria     I... I got to be your wife. [04:45] Seiichi     Saria... [04:48] Destra     Saria-kun died because of you. [04:52] Destra     Because you were powerless. [04:56] Destra     That was my gift to you: ultimate despair. [04:59] Destra     Now hurry up and awaken. [05:05] Destra     It's your turn to give me a gift. [05:19] Destra     Here it comes! [05:33] Destra     You're almost there, Seiichi-kun. [05:42] Destra     That's it! Just like that! [05:46] Destra     I'll use you as fodder for the     revival of the Great Devil! [06:12] Jutis     It's time... [06:14] Jutis     for your resurrection! [06:24] Seiichi     I don't... [06:27] Seiichi     care what happens anymore. [06:41] Destra     I see! [06:43] Destra     You'll become the Great Devil, too! [06:50] Seiichi     Everything can just go away. [07:19] Seiichi     This is... [07:25] Seiichi     My life... [07:26] Seiichi     in another world. [07:29] Seiichi     My life where I had it made. [07:34] Seiichi     My life's... flashing before my eyes? [07:38] Seiichi     Which means... [07:41] Seiichi     I'm not long for this world. [07:48] Seiichi     Still, [07:51] Seiichi     looking back at it all like this... [07:54] Seiichi     Ever since I came to this world, [07:57] Seiichi     everything has gone well for me. [08:01] Seiichi     I truly was OP. [08:07] Seiichi     But... [08:10] Seiichi     After I had that dream... [08:14] Seiichi     Things went crazy. [08:16] Destra     That's not right, Seiichi-kun. [08:19] Seiichi     How is it not right? [08:22] Destra     Try to remember. [08:31] Seiichi     My old self? SIGN    Creep SIGN    Fatty [08:38] Destra     That is your true form, isn't it? [08:42] Destra     What happened in this world was a lie. [08:45] Destra     It was fake. [08:47] (Flashback) Libera     You found a girl you like, right? [08:52] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei! [08:59] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei... [09:01] (Flashback) Destra     Sensei... Sensei... [09:09] Seiichi     Fake? [09:11] Destra     You didn't do anything wrong, [09:13] Destra     and yet you were made to suffer so much. [09:16] Destra     It was the same for me. [09:17] Destra     One day, everything was     suddenly taken from me. [09:24] Destra     Come on. The truth is that you     think the same thing, right? [09:28] Seiichi     Think what? [09:29] Destra     That you want to destroy this world     that made you suffer so much! [09:33] Seiichi     Destroy this world? [09:37] Destra     I'll destroy this world. [09:39] Destra     So let's both destroy this world together! [09:43] Destra     After all, you and I are the same! [09:47] Seiichi     The same? [09:48] Destra     Yes, we're the same. [09:54] Saria     Hey, Seiichi. [09:56] Seiichi     What is it? [09:59] Saria     Our love is evolving. [10:05] Seiichi     No. [10:06] Detra     Huh? [10:07] Seiichi     I'm not like you. [10:10] Seiichi     I can't feel the same way you do. [10:12] Destra     What was that? [10:14] Seiichi     This may be weird to say, [10:16] Seiichi     but it's because I was bullied... [10:19] Seiichi     because I learned pain... [10:21] Seiichi     that I wanted to be kind to others. [10:23] Destra     Huh? [10:25] Destra     What is this? [10:27] Kannazuki     Thank you, Seiichi-kun. [10:29] Aira     Sei-chan, thank you. [10:34] Seiichi     If I hadn't experienced pain, [10:37] Seiichi     I'm sure I wouldn't be able     to understand others' pain. [10:41] Artoria     Thanks, Seiichi. [10:43] Lulune     Thank you so much, Master. [10:45] Oliga     Thank you, Onii-chan. [10:48] Destra     Stop it. [10:49] Seiichi     Because I knew pain, [10:51] Lutia     Thank you. [10:51] Seiichi     I was able to empathize     with everyone that I met. [10:52] Guscle     Thank you! [10:53] Eris     Thank you. [10:55] Ranze     Thank you. [10:56] Louise     Thank you. [10:57] Barnabus     Thank you. [10:58] Beatrice     Thank you. [10:59] Two     Thank you. [11:00] Two     Thank you. [11:02] Airi     Thank you. [11:03] Kannazuki     Thank you. [11:04] Lulune     Thank you. [11:06] Saria (Gorilla)     Thank you. [11:07] Oliga     Thank you. [11:08] Artoria     Thank you. [11:09] Saria     Thank you, Seiichi. [11:11] Destra     Stop it! [11:13] Destra     Stop it! Stop it! [11:20] Destra     Well, what now? [11:22] Seiichi     Because I knew pain, I... [11:27] Saria     Thank you, Seiichi. [11:30] Saria     For making me, a gorilla, your wife. [11:36] Seiichi     Saria... I... [11:39] Saria     Your Status isn't your only cheat here! [11:43] Saria     Your real cheat is your kindness! [11:46] Seiichi     Saria... [11:48] Saria     So don't lose! [11:51] Seiichi     Thank you. [11:52] Seiichi     I still have a lot to do! [11:57] Saria     Yeah! [11:58] Saria     Do your best, Seiichi! [12:02] Seiichi     Leave it to me! [12:09] Destra     Wha— [12:23] Seiichi     I'll teach you... [12:26] Seiichi     About love! SIGN    True Fruit of Evolution SIGN    Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made SIGN    True Fruit of Evolution [12:29] Status     Awakened to love. [12:31] Status     Now commencing True Evolution. [12:35] Destra     What the heck is happening now?! [12:43] Seiichi&SariaSong     I want 1 + I Love You [12:46] Seiichi&SariaSong     I want you to hold me [12:51] Seiichi&SariaSong     no matter how I look [12:54] Seiichi&SariaSong     Is that selfish of me? [13:15] Seiichi&SariaSong     An "I love you today, as well"     kiss in the morning [13:17] Seiichi&SariaSong     A "You're cute" kiss in the afternoon [13:19] Seiichi&SariaSong     A "Let's meet in our dreams"     kiss in the evening [13:23] Seiichi&SariaSong     Imagining those things [13:24] Zakia     What is this song?! [13:26] Song     makes my heart feel like it's bursting [13:33] Song     I want to say it, I want to     say it, I want to say it, [13:36] Gempel     Evolution LOVE? [13:37] Song     But will you laugh [13:40] Song     when you look at me? [13:44] Guscle     Muscle! [13:45] Song     (Sparkle sparkle sparkle My Love) [13:49] Song     But, but, but my dear, [13:52] Vitor     Muscle! [13:53] Song     The fact that I love you [13:56] Song     is as colorful as my body is big [13:57] Status     True Evolution now complete. [13:59] Song     and ever evolving [14:03] Seiichi     Sorry for the wait. [14:03] Song     See [14:06] Song     I want 1 + I Love You [14:09] Destra     Wh-Who are you? [14:12] Seiichi     True Seiichi. [14:14] Status     All statuses have become Love. SIGN    Love [14:17] Seiichi     Love! [14:18] Destra     What in the hell are you?! [14:29] Jutis     What?! [14:37] Seiichi     Come on, Destra. [14:48] Seiichi     This is our final match. [14:53] Seiichi     Destra! [14:55] Seiichi     Come try and take my head     with that scythe of yours! [14:59] Destra     Don't be ridiculous. [15:01] Destra     Absolute Death is plenty! [15:07] Seiichi     Love! [15:14] Destra     H-How?! [15:18] Seiichi     Love! [15:25] Seiichi     Love! Love! [15:26] Seiichi     Love will win! [15:31] Destra     Why?! [15:32] Destra     Why isn't it working?! [15:33] Status     Absolute Death has been absorbed, [15:34] Status     and ultimate skill "Say You Love     Me In This Loveless Age, 2023" [15:39] Status     has been acquired. [15:40] Destra     Cut the crap! [15:41] Destra     Die, Seiichi! [15:50] Destra     You and I were supposed to be the same! [15:53] Destra     You should have tasted the     same despair that I did! [15:56] Destra     So why... [15:58] Destra     don't you get it?! [16:02] Destra     Why are you leaving me alone again?! [16:06] Destra     I thought the two of us     could understand each other! [16:11] Destra     So why are you like that? [16:14] Destra     Why are you so kind? [16:16] Destra     Why are you so different? [16:21] Destra     Even I... [16:23] Destra     Even I wanted to... [16:25] Seiichi     It's all right. [16:26] Seiichi     I'm sure you can change. [16:32] Seiichi     You can be kind to people, too. [16:35] Seiichi     After all, you and I... [16:39] Seiichi     are the same, right? [16:43] Destra     You honestly think [16:45] Destra     even I can... [16:49] Seiichi     Yeah, of course you can. [16:53] Destra     Thank you. [16:54] Seiichi     I'm so happy you understand! [16:59] Destra     Thank you, Seiichi-kun. [17:10] Seiichi     Why?! [17:12] Seiichi     Hey, don't die! [17:14] Seiichi     Skill: True Get Better! [17:21] Seiichi     No! Don't disappear! [17:24] Destra     Thank you, Seiichi-kun. [17:27] Seiichi     Don't go! [17:40] (Flashback) Libera     Destra-kun. [17:42] Destra     I'm coming to you now, Sensei. [17:48] Seiichi     Destra! [17:50] Seiichi     Destra! [18:12] Seiichi     Destra... [18:20] Saria     You did really well, Seiichi! [18:27] Seiichi     S-Saria! [18:29] Saria     I'm back! [18:35] Saria     Thank you. [18:36] Saria     You really are the best husband in the world! [18:41] Seiichi     Saria... [18:50] Saria (Gorilla)     I love you! [19:01] Seiichi     Well, shall we head home to everyone else? [19:04] Saria     Yeah! [19:06] Seiichi     H-Hey... [19:07] Seiichi     S-Stop it! [19:09] Seiichi     Hey, this is embarrassing. [19:11] Saria (Gorilla)     Seiichi, you're worn out. [19:13] Saria (Gorilla)     You should rest from time to time. [19:15] Seiichi     Okay. You're the best, Saria, even in this form. [19:19] Saria (Gorilla)     Thank you. [19:31] Seiichi     I'm back, everyone. [19:32] Saria     We're back! [19:33] Artoria     Seiichi! Saria! [19:36] Lulune     You're both safe! [19:37] Oliga     Thank goodness! Thank goodness! [19:42] Seiichi     Sorry for worrying you all. [19:45] Saria     It was tough, but also fun! [19:51] Lulune     Master! I was worried about you! [19:54] Oliga     Please don't leave me behind again. [19:56] Artoria     From now on, we're always together. [19:59] Artoria     Got it? [20:00] Seiichi     Yeah, I promise. [20:03] Barnabus     Seiichi-kun... [20:04] Seiichi     Barna-san? [20:06] Barnabus     What about Destra? [20:13] Seiichi     I'm sorry. [20:15] Barnabus     I see. [20:17] Barnabus     There's no need to apologize. [20:36] Seiichi     I'll continue to live on... [20:44] Artoria     That looks good! [20:45] Saria     That looks good! [20:47] Saria     Here, Seiichi, open wide. [20:49] Artoria     Not fair, Saria! [20:51] Artoria     Me, too! [20:52] Artoria     Seiichi, open wide! [20:55] Artoria     Hey! [20:57] Artoria     You donkey! [20:57] Lulune     Yum, yum! [20:59] Artoria     I was offering it to Seiichi! [21:01] Lulune     Why'd you do that?! [21:02] Seiichi     ...alongside these merry friends. SIGN    No one's asking     who you are? [23:00] Saria (Gorilla)     Hey, Seiichi. [23:04] Saria (Gorilla)     Our love will continue to evolve, right? [23:08] Saria (Gorilla)     From now on, forever. [23:11] Seiichi     Of course! [23:19] Seiichi     I'll live on for a long, long time with them! [23:22] Seiichi     Here in this beloved world! [23:24] Saria (Gorilla)     I love you! [23:27] Seiichi     Ow!