Season 1 E1 - Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:15] Seiichi     Right now, I'm in this mysterious     world that isn't Earth, [00:25] Seiichi     confronted with a reality I've     never experienced in my life. [00:31] Seiichi     Huh?! Hey! What's going on?! [00:47] Seiichi     Huh?! [00:49] Seiichi     Uh... [00:59] Saria     Seiichi! [01:04] Seiichi     They're pressing against me!     They're pressing agaisnt me! [01:07] Saria     I love you, Seiichi! [01:09] Seiichi     Huh? [01:11] Saria     So please marry me! [01:16] Seiichi     What?! [01:21] Seiichi     No, no, this is all kinds of crazy! [01:23] Seiichi     A beautiful, stark-naked     woman proposing to me?! [01:26] Seiichi     I mean... I mean... [01:28] Seiichi     Before I came to this world, I was... [01:33] (Flashback) Student     Hey, what are you doing after this? [01:34] (Flashback) Student     Well, probably... [01:39] Seiichi     ...fat, ugly, incredibly smelly,     and bullied to hell and back. [01:45] (Flashback) Student     Later, pig! [01:47] (Flashback) Student     Don't skip tomorrow! [01:51] PA     All students of this school, [01:53] PA     stop whatever you're doing and take a seat. [01:57] Seiichi     With this sudden, mysterious announcement, [02:00] Seiichi     everything changed for me. [02:03] (Flashback) Student     Ow! [02:04] (Flashback) Student     What the heck?! [02:05] (Flashback) Student     Don't pull! [02:07] PA     Hey, everyone. [02:09] PA     I am what those in your     world would call a god. [02:13] (Flashback) Students     God? [02:15] (Flashback) Students     What's going on? [02:17] Seiichi     Why am I the only one still like I was? [02:20] PA     I'm about to have you all leave this Earth [02:24] PA     and go to another world. [02:26] (Flashback) Students     Huh?! [02:28] Seiichi     Another world? [02:30] PA     You will be summoned there as heroes. [02:34] Seiichi     What is this thing talking about? [02:37] PA     Now, as my farewell gifts to you, [02:40] PA     I'll grant you the power to check your Status. [02:44] PA     I'll also grant you the     Appraisal and Item Box skills. [02:50] Seiichi     Status? Skills? [02:53] Seiichi     Is this some RPG? [02:55] PA     Now, you'll be transported in ten minutes. [02:57] PA     If you form groups, you'll be     able to go somewhere safe. [03:01] PA     And... begin! [03:02] (Flashback) Students     What does he mean by this? [03:03] (Flashback) Students     Do we have to form groups? [03:06] (Flashback) Students     Okay, well, I guess we need to group up. [03:09] (Flashback) Students     If we're going, let's all get together. [03:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     H-Hey, can I also... [03:18] (Flashback) Student     What's with this guy's Status?! [03:20] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? Status? [03:25] (Flashback) Student     Let's see... [03:26] (Flashback) ---     "Race: Barely Human." [03:28] (Flashback) ---     "Gender: Creepy Male." [03:30] (Flashback) ---     "Age: 17." [03:32] (Flashback) ---     "Level: 1, Attack: 1, Defense: 1, Agility: 1, [03:36] (Flashback) ---     Magic Attack: 1, Magic Defense: 1,     Luck: 0, Charm: Immeasurable." [03:40] (Flashback) ---     Your stats are so low! [03:42] (Flashback) Student     Like we'd let someone who's     "barely human" into our group. [03:47] (Flashback) Seiichi     But that's just what they decided! [03:49] (Flashback) Student     You stink! [03:50] (Flashback) Student     You stink! [03:53] (Flashback) Seiichi     You said it twice... [03:54] PA     Okay, beginning transport! [03:57] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! [04:06] PA     Huh? [04:07] PA     You alone? [04:09] (Flashback) Seiichi     Yes, just me. [04:11] PA     Hmm... Then I'll grant you     one more special skill. [04:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     A skill? You mean... [04:19] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [04:20] PA     Bye, now. I wish you luck. [04:22] (Flashback) Seiichi     H-Hey! [04:31] (Flashback) Seiichi     Pretty creepy place he dropped me into... [04:36] (Flashback) Seiichi     But my adventure and my new life start here! [04:44] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm so hungry. [04:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's been five days and nothing's happened. [04:51] (Flashback) Seiichi     And I'm so hungry! [05:09] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wh-What gives?! [05:12] (Flashback) Seiichi     I-I'm sorry! [05:23] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's fruit. [05:24] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's on the ground. [05:26] (Flashback) Seiichi     Fruit! [05:30] Seiichi     This is mine. [05:31] Seiichi     I'm not giving it to anyone. [05:32] (Flashback) Seiichi     Food! Yay! [05:35] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wait, is this even edible? [05:37] (Flashback) Seiichi     Skill, Appraise. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made [05:41] (Flashback) Seiichi     Fruit of Evolution? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made [07:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     Seems kinda shady... [07:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     But in this case, I'll dig in! [07:23] (Flashback) Seiichi     Disgusting! SIGN    Before I Knew It, I Was Living in Another World! [07:32] (Flashback) Seiichi     That was awful. [07:34] (Flashback) Seiichi     But it did sate my hunger. [07:37] Voice     Activating the effects of     the Fruit of Evolution. [07:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? What? What was that voice? [07:42] (Flashback) Seiichi     Effects? Is something going to happen? [07:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     Nothing's happening! [07:49] (Flashback) Seiichi     Well, with that retort out of the way... [07:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     What do I do now? [07:54] (Flashback) Seiichi     Okay, I have to secure food first. [08:05] Seiichi     Those are... [08:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     They're the things from earlier. [08:13] Seiichi     Speaking of which... [08:15] Seiichi     Level 120? [08:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [08:19] (Flashback) Seiichi     120?! I'm only Level 1! [08:22] Seiichi     This is dangerous! [08:24] Seiichi     Also, what are they doing? [08:32] Seiichi     Now! [08:35] (Flashback) Seiichi     There's a whole nine of them! [08:37] (Flashback) Seiichi     I can't carry them all. [08:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     Oh, Item Box! [08:41] (Flashback) Seiichi     Talk about convenient. [08:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     What are these? [08:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     Highest Grade Recovery Potions?! [08:51] (Flashback) Seiichi     Lucky me! [08:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm taking these, too! [09:00] (Flashback) Student     Wow... [09:01] (Flashback) Shouta     So this is another world? [09:03] (Flashback) Kenji     Shouta. [09:04] (Flashback) Miu     Onii-chan. [09:05] (Flashback) Shouta     Kenji, Miu. [09:06] (Flashback) Shouta     I'm surprised you found me. [09:09] (Flashback) Kenji     Well, we haven't been friends     since childhood for nothing. [09:12] (Flashback) Miu     Onii-chan, where's everyone else? [09:15] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Don't make me too angry. [09:21] (Flashback) Miu     That's our Kannazuki-senpai. [09:23] (Flashback) Kenji     Did something happen? [09:25] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Apparently, Seiichi-kun alone was     transported to a different location. [09:31] (Flashback) Shouta     You think Seiichi's okay? [09:35] (Flashback) Seiichi     Is this safe to eat? [09:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     What do question marks mean? [09:41] (Flashback) Seiichi     That makes me super hesitant to eat it. [09:43] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm still going to, though. [09:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? Nothing's happening. [09:49] (Flashback) Seiichi     Lucky me! [09:50] (Flashback) Seiichi     Or not! [09:54] Seiichi     Seriously? [09:55] Seiichi     This past week, I've been eating     everything Appraisal reacted to, [09:59] Seiichi     and I've acquired all kinds of skills     like Paralysis Resistance, but now... [10:03] Seiichi     If I'm gonna die anyway,     the last thing I'm doing is... [10:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     ...eating this. [10:14] Seiichi     I only have two of the nine     Fruits of Evolution left. [10:17] Seiichi     I never did figure out     what their effect is, but... [10:21] (Flashback) Seiichi     They still taste awful! [10:25] (Flashback) Seiichi     I think I could eat another. [10:29] Seiichi     Fruit of Evolution, thank you     for saving me all these times. [10:35] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! I'm completely fine! [10:37] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wait, is this the effect of     the Fruit of Evolution?! [10:40] (Flashback) Seiichi     In that case, I should have held on to one! [10:43] (Flashback) Seiichi     Spit it up! [10:44] (Flashback) Seiichi     Spit it up as best you can! [10:46] Voice     Skill: Poison Resistance acquired. [10:49] Voice     Skill: Appraisal increased in rank     to Skill: Advanced Appraisal. [10:53] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? Increased in rank? [11:04] (Flashback) Seiichi     Ow! [11:05] (Flashback) Seiichi     Blood... I'm bleeding! [11:08] (Flashback) Seiichi     Highest Grade Recovery Potion! [11:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     You bastard! Attack me by surprise, will ya?! [11:24] Seiichi     He's strong! [11:32] Seiichi     H-He's strong... [11:36] Seiichi     Wait, is he going to eat me? [11:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     Did my BO just kill him? [11:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     Whoa! Wh-What's all this?! [11:54] (Flashback) Seiichi     Clever Monkey Bone, Clever Monkey Meat,     Clever Monkey Pelt... [11:58] (Flashback) Seiichi     Are these item drops? [12:02] Voice     Skill: Guillotine Kick,     Skill: Instant Movement, [12:05] Voice     Skill: Superior Alchemy, and     Skill: Tool Creation (Superior) acquired. [12:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [12:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     From just now? [12:14] (Flashback) Seiichi     Clever Monkey's Knowledge? [12:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     "Clever Monkeys are monsters of great     intelligence that live in high-level dungeons. [12:22] (Flashback) Seiichi     They possess knowledge of herbs, and are     capable of both alchemy and creating tools." [12:29] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wait, how can I read this book?! [12:31] (Flashback) Seiichi     I've never seen this writing before! [12:34] PA     I'll grant you one more special skill. [12:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     Was it then? [12:40] (Flashback) Seiichi     Is this the Complete Harvesting Skill? [12:43] Voice     Now commencing Evolution. [12:45] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [12:47] (Flashback) Seiichi     Evolution? [12:56] (Flashback) Seiichi     What the heck was that? [12:58] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? What is this? [13:00] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm thinner? [13:02] Seiichi     What's going on here?! [13:04] (Flashback) Seiichi     Why?! SIGN    Pop [13:06] (Flashback) Seiichi     My bones! My bones!     My muscles! Wait, not there! SIGN    Crack SIGN    Creak SIGN    Crunch SIGN    Grind SIGN    Twinge [13:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     Oh... So that's how I wound up like this? [13:14] Voice     Evolution completed. [13:15] Voice     1,000 added to all stats. [13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [13:20] (Flashback) Seiichi     Mana, Attack, Defense, Agility,     Magic Attack, Magic Defense, Luck... [13:26] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wait, this is crazy! [13:28] (Flashback) Seiichi     Why did they suddenly inflate so much? [13:32] (Flashback) Seiichi     And my Evolution's only at 1/10? [13:35] (Flashback) Seiichi     I can't possibly withstand that     intense pain nine more times! [13:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     And why am I still Level 1 after     defeating that Level 120 Clever Monkey?! [13:45] (Flashback) Seiichi     I hate this! [13:49] Seiichi     Five months after that whole ordeal... SIGN    Five Months Later [13:55] Seiichi     I used the knowledge I acquired     from the Clever Monkey [13:59] Seiichi     to accrue many experiences [14:01] Seiichi     and steadily raise my stats, [14:04] Seiichi     and now I'm... [14:09] Seiichi     getting owned by a Level 311 Acrowolf! [14:21] (Flashback) Seiichi     Instant Movement! [14:26] (Flashback) Seiichi     Guillotine Kick! [14:33] (Flashback) Seiichi     No way! [14:34] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm too strong for Level 1. [14:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     O-Oh, no! I defeated it! [14:42] Voice     Commencing skill collection. [14:45] Voice     Acrowolf's Fang, [14:46] Voice     Acrowolf's Pelt, [14:48] Voice     and Acrowolf's Meat acquired. [14:50] Voice     Skills: Twin Fang Attack, Enemy Detection,     and Adamant Claws acquired. [14:55] Voice     You are now able to utilize water magic. [14:57] (Flashback) Seiichi     Magic? [15:00] Voice     Legendary Weapon:     Water Spirit's Dagger acquired. [15:05] Voice     Confirmed acquisition of a great     deal of experience points. [15:13] (Flashback) Seiichi     The Acrowolf's Knowledge, huh? [15:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     If I recall, the Clever Monkey's     map was black in the same area. [15:22] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'll investigate it later. [15:25] Voice     Now commencing Evolution. [15:27] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? Oh, crap! [15:30] (Flashback) Seiichi     I forgot this was going to happen! [15:33] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wait! [15:38] (Flashback) Seiichi     Appraise. [15:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     Only one more Evolution left, huh? [15:43] Seiichi     What's going to happen to me     once I evolve all the way? [15:49] (Flashback) Seiichi     Clever Monkeys?! [15:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'm surrounded! [16:03] (Flashback) Saria     Human! Fight me! [16:08] (Flashback) Saria     Fight me! [16:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     U-Um, can I refuse? [16:14] (Flashback) Saria     No. [16:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     I figured. [16:17] Seiichi     Damn it. My human rights are     being denied by a gorilla. [16:22] Seiichi     I guess I should Appraise it. [16:27] Seiichi     What?! It's over Level 700?! [16:32] Seiichi     The Kaiser Kong is the boss     of the Clever Monkeys, right? [16:36] Seiichi     I guess it's here for revenge. [16:38] (Flashback) Saria     Don't worry. [16:40] (Flashback) Saria     I won't let anyone else interfere. [16:43] (Flashback) Seiichi     No, that's not the problem here. [16:45] (Flashback) Saria     It's all right. It'll be over soon. [16:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     Hey! [16:49] (Flashback) Seiichi     Hey, hold on! [16:55] (Flashback) Seiichi     Such incredible power! [16:59] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wh-What is it? [17:01] (Flashback) Saria     Amazing! [17:03] (Flashback) Saria     You dodged my first attack! [17:05] (Flashback) Saria     That's a first! [17:07] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! [17:09] (Flashback) Seiichi     Why are you blushing over that?! [17:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     Are you female?! Are you a female gorilla?! [17:16] (Flashback) Saria     I love strong males! [17:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     G-G-Gross! [17:23] (Flashback) Seiichi     What?! [17:25] (Flashback) Saria     That was dangerous. [17:26] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're one to talk! [17:28] (Flashback) Seiichi     Now it's my turn! [17:30] (Flashback) Seiichi     Flash Fist! [17:42] (Flashback) Seiichi     N-No more... [17:46] (Flashback) Saria     Amazing! [17:47] (Flashback) Saria     My Flash Fist didn't kill you! [17:50] (Flashback) Seiichi     You really were trying to kill me? [17:53] (Flashback) Saria     I'm even more interested in you now. [17:55] (Flashback) Saria     I want strong males. [17:58] (Flashback) Seiichi     No thank you to gorillas. [18:00] (Flashback) Saria     I'm no gorilla! [18:02] (Flashback) Saria     I'm Saria. [18:05] (Flashback) Seiichi     Eh? Huh? [18:07] (Flashback) Saria     I'm Saria. [18:08] (Flashback) Seiichi     Don't repeat it! [18:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     And why do you have the     name of a pretty girl?! [18:13] (Flashback) Saria     A pretty girl?! [18:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     We're not on the same page! [18:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     If Guillotine Kick won't work, then... [18:21] (Flashback) Seiichi     Adamant Claws! [18:23] Seiichi     Again?! [18:27] (Flashback) Saria     Your skills are amazing! [18:29] (Flashback) Seiichi     Oh, is that so? [18:32] (Flashback) Saria     Air Thrust! [18:42] (Flashback) Seiichi     I thought I was done for. [18:44] (Flashback) Seiichi     What a gorilla. [18:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     Now if it'll keep this up and destroy itself... [18:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're perfectly fine! [18:54] (Flashback) Saria     I'm shocked. [18:55] (Flashback) Saria     I didn't think you'd dodge Air Thrust, too. [18:58] (Flashback) Seiichi     It's too strong. [19:00] (Flashback) Seiichi     Okay, in that case... [19:02] (Flashback) Seiichi     I've never tried this before, [19:04] (Flashback) Seiichi     but I'll have to use magic! [19:06] (Flashback) Seiichi     Come forth, Water Spirit's Dagger! [19:11] (Flashback) Seiichi     This amplifies the effects of water magic [19:14] (Flashback) Seiichi     and reduces the mana it consumes. [19:17] (Flashback) Saria     Oho? [19:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     Take this! [19:20] (Flashback) Seiichi     Fall Disaster! [19:28] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh? [19:39] (Flashback) Seiichi     You're not bad. [19:40] (Flashback) Saria     No, no, you did that to yourself. [19:43] Seiichi     Gah! [19:45] Seiichi     A gorilla just called me out on     something that's totally true! [19:49] (Flashback) Saria     Now, let's continue! [19:53] (Flashback) Saria     Flash Fist! [20:01] (Flashback) Saria     Flash Fist! Flash Fist! Flash Fist!     Flash Fist! Flash Fist! [20:06] (Flashback) Saria     Flash Fist! [20:11] Seiichi     Am I... going to die here? [20:15] (Flashback) Student     You stink! [20:17] (Flashback) Student     You stink! [20:18] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Do your best, even at different school. [20:20] (Flashback) Shouta     Seiichi, you have the most     optimism of anyone in the world. [20:29] Seiichi     Think. [20:30] Seiichi     Skills aren't working,     and I can't use magic properly. [20:34] Seiichi     There must be something...     some other option left for me... [20:43] (Flashback) Saria     This is the end! [20:46] (Flashback) Seiichi     Stench Performer! [20:52] Seiichi     N-Not enough? [20:54] Seiichi     Farewell, everyone! [21:00] (Flashback) Seiichi     O-Oh, no! [21:04] (Flashback) Saria     I love you! [21:07] (Flashback) Seiichi     What? [21:07] (Flashback) Saria     Marry me right now! [21:10] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! Wait, wha... eh... [21:13] (Flashback) Seiichi     What?! [21:17] Seiichi     Wait, wait! The beautiful woman     from the beginning hasn't shown up, [21:19] Seiichi     and it's just ending here?! [21:21] Seiichi     What do I do?! [21:22] Seiichi     What's gonna happen to my     life in another world?! [22:57] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [23:01] Saria     Here is Seiichi's current Status. SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Advanced New Human      Gender: Male Class: Forest Dweller      Age: 17 Level: 1      Mana: 10024 Attack: 13075      Defense: 11323 Agility: 13252      Magic Attack: 9563 Magic Defense: 10665      Luck: 9020 Charm: SIGN    Skills: Advanced Appraisal. Complete Harvesting.     Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.      Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.      Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.      Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.      Guillotine Kick. Instant Movement. Superior Alchemy.      Tool Creation (Superior).      Twin Fang Attack. Enemy Detection. Adamant Claws. [23:06] Seiichi     Complete Harvesting is a skill that,     when I defeat a monster, [23:09] Seiichi     ensures I get the most possible items     and everything that monster had. [23:14] Seiichi     It even lets me Harvest their Status.     It's an incredible skill. SIGN    Condition     Evolution 9/10(MAX)     Title     Stench Performer     Money     452240000 G     Equipment     Ultimate Weapon: Student Shirt.     Ultimate Weapon: Student Pants.     Finisher Undershirt. Finisher Briefs.     Clever Monkey's Chain. Clever Monkey's Club.     Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night. [23:18] Seiichi     And this title, Stench Performer,     allows me to manipulate my odor as I will it. [23:24] Seiichi     I don't know if I should be     happy about that or lament it. [23:30] Seiichi     Don't go recalling it, you damn gorilla! [23:35] Seiichi     I suddenly start my     newlywed life with a gorilla. [23:37] Seiichi     Then we're attacked by a     final boss grade enemy. [23:40] Seiichi     When tears fall from Saria's     eyes, a miracle occurs. [23:43] ---     Next time: "Final Evolution! Naked Beauty." SIGN    Next Time     Final Evolution! Naked Beauty [23:46] Seiichi     Yay! I love naked girls! E2 - Final Evolution! Naked Beauty Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi. [00:02] Seiichi     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     One day, I was sent to another     world that isn't Earth. [00:08] Seiichi     There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution, [00:11] Seiichi     and gained an OP physique     while still Level 1! [00:15] (Flashback) Saria     I love you! [00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     What? [00:17] (Flashback) Saria     Marry me right now! [00:18] Seiichi     And for some reason, a gorilla proposed to me! [00:21] Seiichi     What's gonna happen to my     life in another world?! [00:35] Saria     Eat up. [00:36] Seiichi     Would you just release me instead? [00:39] Saria     No. You're my husband, Seiichi. [00:42] Seiichi     I'm a human. [00:43] Seiichi     You're a damn gorilla! [00:45] Seiichi     We're completely different species! [00:48] Saria     I'm not "a damn gorilla." I'm Saria. [00:51] Seiichi     Don't add bubble effects! Damn it! [00:55] Saria     Seiichi, you're hungry. [00:56] Saria     Eat. SIGN    G     r     o     w     w     w     l SIGN    G     r     o     w     w     w     l [01:00] Seiichi     Damn it! [01:05] Seiichi     This is good! [01:08] Seiichi     Damn! Why is this so good?     A gorilla made it! [01:11] Saria     By the way, your clothes were torn up... [01:15] Saria     so I made you new ones. [01:17] Seiichi     You made them?! [01:19] Seiichi     Why does a gorilla have such     super-high femininity?! [01:22] Saria     Would I make a good bride? [01:25] Seiichi     I'm pretty sure you would! [01:26] Seiichi     If you married a gorilla! [01:28] Saria     If that's how you feel,     then let's get married now! [01:32] Seiichi     I said, "If you married a gorilla!" SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Final Evolution! Naked Beauty [03:18] Seiichi     Damn it, I have to do something     to escape from this hell. [03:23] Seiichi     But where can I... [03:25] Seiichi     Right, there was that dark blot on the map. [03:28] Seiichi     If the Clever Monkeys don't know what's     there, then she shouldn't, either. [03:35] Seiichi     That should lead me out of the forest. [03:38] Saria     What are you thinking about? [03:40] Saria     Were you thinking of me, perhaps? [03:43] Seiichi     Shut up! [03:44] Seiichi     Also, I should've asked sooner,     but how are you able to talk?! [03:47] Saria     That's because of the books     I found in a cave nearby. [03:52] Seiichi     Cave? [03:53] Saria     I read these and learned to speak. [03:57] Seiichi     Daily Life Magic? [04:01] Seiichi     Wow... Spells for lighting small fires, [04:04] Seiichi     filling a cup with water, [04:06] Seiichi     drying laundry and such... [04:08] Seiichi     These are all convenient. [04:10] Seiichi     What's this "Wash" spell? [04:13] Saria     It removes dirt, grime, and dust     from your body, leaving you clean. [04:17] Seiichi     What?! [04:18] Seiichi     You mean... [04:20] Seiichi     There won't be any bathing scenes for me?! [04:23] Saria     What are you thinking about? [04:26] Seiichi     Stop that! [04:27] Voice     Daily Life Magic acquired. [04:30] Seiichi     I learned it instantly again... [04:32] Saria     Seiichi, the food's getting cold. [04:34] Saria     Hurry up and eat. [04:36] Seiichi     Shut up! Buzz off, you dumb bastard! [04:38] Saria     I'm female, so I'm not a bastard. [04:42] Seiichi     Any damn gorilla can be a bastard! [04:47] Saria     I'm not a damn gorilla. I'm Saria. [04:50] Seiichi     Like I care! Idiot! Idiot! [04:52] Saria     Oh, I get it. [04:54] Saria     You really want to call me "Honey"     instead of "Saria," don't you? [04:58] Saria     Oh, you're so bashful, Darling. [05:02] Seiichi     Just you wait! [05:04] Seiichi     I'll find a way to escape for sure! [05:18] Seiichi     I could escape now, couldn't I? [05:30] Saria     Seiichi! [05:34] Saria     A-Are you okay? [05:35] Seiichi     Huh? Y-Yeah. [05:37] Saria     Oh, thank goodness! [05:41] Seiichi     Sh-She's... [05:44] Saria     Are you sure you're not hurt? [05:46] Seiichi     I-I'm fine. [05:48] Seiichi     She's so genuinely worried about me... [05:51] Seiichi     Yet I kept rejecting her, [05:53] Seiichi     just because we're different species... [06:03] Xeanos     I still can't forget [06:05] Xeanos     losing faith in humanity and     cursing this entire world. [06:10] Xeanos     Someone please save me [06:13] Xeanos     from this darkness. [06:17] Saria     We're like newlyweds! [06:19] Seiichi     Quiet! [06:21] Saria     Oh, speaking of which,     today is exploration day. [06:24] Seiichi     Exploration day? [06:25] Saria     Yes. [06:26] Saria     I go out with the Clever Monkeys     to search for Fruits of Evolution. [06:37] Saria     Seiichi, do you know about     the Fruit of Evolution? [06:41] Saria     The Fruit of Evolution is incredible. [06:43] Saria     It lets you can ascend     to the peak of your race. [06:45] Seiichi     The peak? [06:46] Seiichi     Then I could become the     strongest human out there? [06:51] Saria     By the way, if you eat     eleven Fruits of Evolution, [06:54] Saria     you die. [06:55] Seiichi     I've already eaten ten! [06:58] Saria     I ate ten myself. [07:00] Saria     So I've been gathering them to feed     to whoever might become my husband. [07:04] Saria     But someone stole them from me! [07:06] Seiichi     Huh? Why do I have a bad feeling about this? [07:10] Saria     I'll kill whoever stole them! [07:14] Seiichi     I'm so sorry! [07:15] Seiichi     I'm the one who stole them! [07:17] Seiichi     I was so hungry, I ate them! [07:19] Saria     Oh, it was just you? [07:22] Saria     I'll forgive you, then. [07:23] Seiichi     R-Really? [07:25] Saria     But this means we're     definitely getting married! [07:28] Seiichi     No! [07:31] Saria     Seiichi, do you hate me? [07:36] Seiichi     I-I don't hate you, but... [07:42] Saria     Then let's get married right now! [07:44] Seiichi     Where did you get that dress?! [07:47] Saria     Okay, I'm stepping out to go hunting. [07:52] Seiichi     Take care! [07:54] Saria     Y-Yeah. [07:57] Seiichi     I have no idea why she'd     blush over that exchange... [08:01] Seiichi     Anyway, my escape! [08:05] Seiichi     I need to get out of this forest right now! [08:12] Aoyama     Zakia-san! [08:13] Aoyama     When are you finally going     to let us fight real battles?! [08:17] Daiki     We'll never grow as Heroes if we're     just swinging wooden swords around! [08:21] Zakia     Right now, it's important that you get     accustomed to wielding weapons. [08:25] Shouta     We were all so confident     when we first arrived here. [08:29] (Flashback) King Kaiser     I hereby order you Heroes: go defeat     the Demon Lord threatening our world. [08:37] (Flashback) Helio     Your physical abilities are     unprecedented in our world. [08:41] (Flashback) Helio     If you train yourselves,     you'll gain great power. [08:44] (Flashback) Helio     When you think of it that way,     there's nothing to fear, right? [08:47] (Flashback) Aoyama     Huh? We're strong? [08:49] (Flashback) Daiki     It'll be a piece of cake, then! [08:52] Shouta     But now... [08:54] Daiki     Let us fight some monsters already! [08:56] Zakia     I'm not changing course. [08:58] Zakia     After your practice swings tomorrow,     you'll have some basic combat training. [09:02] Zakia     That's all. [09:03] Aoyama     What's his problem?! [09:05] Daiki     I seriously don't get it! [09:08] Kannazuki     Shall we do some training     of our own together? [09:10] Miu     Kannazuki-senpai. [09:12] Kenji     When things are like this? [09:13] Kannazuki     Everyone is upset about that. [09:13] Others     Well, one could argue we're still improving. [09:16] Kannazuki     Let's focus on what we can do for now. [09:16] ---     Yeah. [09:19] Shouta     Right. [09:23] Seiichi     Wonderful! [09:24] Seiichi     Freedom is so wonderful! [09:28] Saria     Seiichi! [09:28] Seiichi     Gulp! [09:31] Saria     Wait! Seiichi! [09:35] Seiichi     She came after me?! [09:36] Seiichi     A gorilla's running like an athlete! [09:38] Saria     No! Don't go that way! [09:41] Seiichi     Shut up! [09:42] ---     Skill: Instant Movement! [09:44] ---     Instant Movement! [09:45] ---     Instant Movement! [09:47] ---     Instant Movement! [09:48] ---     Instant Movement! [09:49] Saria     Seiichi! [09:58] Seiichi     This should be far enough. [10:04] Seiichi     There's an odd, intimidating air here... [10:07] Saria     Seiichi! [10:15] Seiichi     What is this? [10:19] Seiichi     Excuse me. [10:24] Xeanos     Well, this is a first. [10:26] Xeanos     To think a Human would visit my room. [10:31] Xeanos     If you've managed to reach my room, [10:36] Xeanos     you must be rather strong, then? [10:39] Seiichi     Who is this guy? [10:40] Seiichi     He's obviously bad news! [10:43] Seiichi     "Dark Lord... Xeanos"? [10:47] Seiichi     But he's Level 1? [10:48] Seiichi     So he's nothing to worry about at all. [10:51] Xeanos     Look once again. [10:53] Xeanos     I deceived you. [10:55] Seiichi     Huh? [10:56] Seiichi     L-Level 1,500?! [10:59] Xeanos     I was curious how strong the first     Human to visit my room would be... [11:07] Xeanos     But it seems you're quite the weakling. [11:17] Seiichi     Y-You... [11:26] Seiichi     Why? [11:27] Seiichi     Why? Why? [11:28] Saria     I'm glad I made it in time. [11:34] Seiichi     Saria! [11:40] Seiichi     Why? [11:41] Seiichi     Why would you save me?! [11:43] Seiichi     Saria... [11:44] Seiichi     Saria! [11:48] Saria     You finally... called me by my name. [11:53] Seiichi     I-I'll get you a recovery potion! [11:56] Saria     After that attack... I'm already dead. [12:01] Saria     The Kaiser Kong Skill, [12:04] Saria     Kaiser's Majesty, allows me to keep     going for a time even after death. [12:09] Saria     But it won't last long. [12:12] Seiichi     Then why did you save someone like me?! [12:17] Seiichi     I couldn't see you as the same species, [12:19] Seiichi     let alone as someone to love,     and I said such awful things to you! [12:23] Seiichi     So why? [12:26] Saria     Seiichi, you're actually kind. [12:31] Saria     You never feared me. [12:33] Saria     You interacted with me normally. [12:35] Saria     So it was fun to be with you. [12:39] Seiichi     Saria... [12:40] Saria     This is my last request. [12:43] Saria     Seiichi... Smile. [12:47] Seiichi     S-Sure. [12:52] Xeanos     Love between a Human and a Kaiser Kong, huh? [12:56] Xeanos     Truly ridiculous. [13:02] Seiichi     What would you know about it?! [13:08] Seiichi     Saria... [13:13] Seiichi     Saria was... [13:22] Seiichi     an incredibly kind girl! [13:30] Xeanos     Oh? [13:31] Xeanos     Did you and that gorilla actually... [13:34] Seiichi     That's right! [13:35] Seiichi     I... [13:37] Seiichi     I... [13:39] (Flashback) flashback     Say "ah"! [13:44] Seiichi     That's right! I love Saria! [13:47] Seiichi     I love her! [13:48] Saria     Seiichi... [13:52] Seiichi     Saria! [13:54] Seiichi     Damn it! [13:55] Seiichi     Ocean Impact! [14:03] Xeanos     Magic Hole! [14:07] Seiichi     What?! [14:08] Xeanos     It's futile. [14:09] Xeanos     You cannot defeat me. [14:11] Xeanos     Surrender and accept your death. [14:14] Seiichi     No. [14:15] Seiichi     I still haven't responded     to Saria's feelings! [14:18] Seiichi     And we haven't gone through our     final Evolution yet, either! [14:21] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [14:23] Xeanos     What?! [14:24] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [14:26] Voice     Ultimate Skill: Gale acquired. [14:30] Saria     Seiichi... [14:47] Xeanos     I've been defeated? [14:53] Xeanos     You have my gratitude. [14:55] Xeanos     Thank you... for showing me true love. [15:08] Seiichi     This is... [15:11] Xeanos     Marie... [15:12] Xeanos     I'm coming to you now. [15:14] Xeanos     This time... [15:16] Xeanos     I'll protect you... [15:20] Xeanos     with the power of love... [15:26] Seiichi     Saria! [15:29] Seiichi     Saria! [15:31] Saria     Listen, Seiichi... [15:34] Seiichi     S-Saria! [15:38] Saria     I wanted to be your wife. [15:52] Saria     Thank you. [15:59] Seiichi     Saria! [16:00] Seiichi     Don't! [16:01] Seiichi     Don't go! [16:07] Seiichi     Huh?! [16:09] Saria     Seiichi! [16:15] Saria     Seiichi, don't you recognize me? [16:18] Seiichi     Are you telling me... you're Saria? [16:22] Saria     Yes! [16:23] Seiichi     H-Huh?! [16:27] Narrator     The Dark Lord Xeanos was be a     leading noble roughly 1,500 years ago. [16:33] Narrator     That was the form he took after Marquis     Xeanos Zeford became a monster. [16:38] Narrator     He was once a good lord, loved by his people, [16:41] Narrator     and he was also a sword     instructor to many heroes. [16:45] Narrator     However, the emperor's schemes [16:49] Narrator     led both his beloved wife     and his country to betray him. [16:53] Narrator     The one who supported Xeanos     after that was his maid, Marie. [16:57] Narrator     Her devoted love eased Xeanos's heart. [17:02] Narrator     But the emperor's evil     influence crept upon them. [17:07] Narrator     Marie gave her life to protect Xeanos. [17:12] Narrator     However, after losing all hope, [17:15] Narrator     Xeanos became a monster, [17:17] Narrator     and he quietly spent his     days with her corpse [17:19] Narrator     in the remote land of the     Forest of Endless Tragic Love. [17:26] Seiichi     The world is a cruel place. [17:28] Saria     That's so sad, Seiichi! [17:31] Seiichi     We were only able to send     Xeanos to join his Marie, [17:35] Seiichi     but that was probably for the best. [17:37] Saria     Yeah. [17:38] Seiichi     Well, let's pull ourselves together. [17:44] Seiichi     Let's see... [17:45] Seiichi     Oh, this is good. [17:47] Seiichi     Saria, wear this. [17:50] Seiichi     What else? [17:52] Seiichi     Oh, this is... [17:54] Seiichi     Hey, Saria... [18:03] Seiichi     Huh? [18:04] Voice     Skills: Disguise, Assimilate,     and Clairvoyance acquired. [18:07] Voice     You are now able to utilize dark magic. [18:09] Voice     Zeford School of Protective     Swordsmanship: Founder acquired. [18:12] Voice     Ultimate Skill: Flash and     Ultimate Skill: Haze acquired. [18:15] Saria     Hey, what was that? [18:17] Seiichi     A present from Heaven. [18:19] Saria     Wow, incredible! [18:21] Saria     Seiichi, you're still growing     even stronger and cooler! [18:24] Seiichi     Huh? Cooler? [18:25] Voice     Confirmed acquisition of a great     deal of experience points. [18:28] Voice     Now commencing final Evolution. [18:38] Saria     Seiichi! Don't die! [18:48] Seiichi     So this is my final evolution? [18:52] Seiichi     Hm? What is it? [18:54] Saria     N-Nothing. You really did become cooler! [18:58] Seiichi     Y-You think so? [19:00] Seiichi     Anyway, Saria, what now? [19:03] Saria     That's enough. [19:05] Seiichi     Huh? [19:06] Seiichi     I'm planning to leave this forest. [19:09] Saria     Huh? [19:10] Seiichi     So, um... [19:13] Saria     I'll follow you wherever you go. [19:16] Saria     Wherever you are is where I belong. [19:19] Seiichi     I see. Thanks. [19:22] Seiichi     Wh-What's that? [19:28] Sheep     I'm the dungeon administrator, [19:31] Sheep     Edward Riusentstein Balhead Heibatos. [19:34] Sheep     That's long, though, so please     call me Mister Sheep. [19:38] Seiichi     Mister... [19:39] Saria     ...Sheep? [19:40] Sheep     I've come before you today because you     were the first to clear this dungeon. [19:45] Seiichi     You're so tiny! [19:46] Seiichi     Also, aren't you showing up a bit late? [19:48] Sheep     That's because I was rolling with     laughter after seeing your evolution. [19:55] Seiichi     You little... [19:56] Saria     Seiichi! [19:58] Sheep     Now, now... [19:59] Sheep     I've appeared before you two to grant     you the reward for clearing it. [20:04] Saria     Reward? [20:05] Sheep     Yes. [20:06] Sheep     A Fruit of Evolution cultivation set,     and a ten-day travel set! [20:13] Saria     Wow! [20:14] Seiichi     The Fruit of Evolution can be cultivated? [20:16] Sheep     Also... [20:20] Seiichi     Why is it a full-face one?! [20:22] Sheep     It's not just an ordinary full-face one! [20:24] Sheep     It comes with a special ability, too. [20:27] Seiichi     Huh? What kind? [20:29] Sheep     When you're eating,     the mouth segment opens up! [20:32] Seiichi     Lame! [20:33] Sheep     Okay, I've given you what I needed to, [20:35] Sheep     so shall I teleport you     outside the forest now? [20:38] Seiichi     Huh?! What?! Already?! [20:40] Sheep     That panicked expression! [20:44] Sheep     There! [20:45] Seiichi     Remember this the next time we see you! [20:50] Sheep     The next time you see me, huh? [20:54] Sheep     I look forward to it, Seiichi-sama. [21:04] Seiichi     We're outside? [21:07] Saria     This is my first time outside. [21:10] Saria     The world outside the forest is so big! [21:13] Seiichi     Well, shall we get going? [21:16] Saria     Yeah! [21:18] Seiichi     My new adventure starts here. [21:22] Seiichi     I have no idea what awaits me, but... [21:26] Saria     I'm excited, Seiichi. [21:29] Seiichi     So long as I'm with Saria, [21:31] Seiichi     I'm sure I can overcome any hurdle! [21:40] Artoria     This is why I warned you. [21:43] Artoria     Don't get involved with me. [23:19] Saria     Hello! [23:19] Seiichi     Hey! [23:20] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 1 (2)     Mana: 116024 (11) Attack: 118075 (11)      Defense: 113252 (11) Agility: 120252 (12)      Magic Attack: 115563 (11) Magic Defense: 116665 (11)      Luck: 109030 (10) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (10) SIGN    Personal Skills:     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.     Skills:      Attacks: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.     Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.     Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.     Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).     Enemy Detection. Disguise. Assimilate. Clairvoyance.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze.      Martial Arts:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder SIGN    Equipment      High-Quality Shirt. High-Quality Pants. High-Quality Undershirt. High-Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.      Condition      Evolution 10/10 (MAX)      Titles      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Money      1000000000 G SIGN    We apologize for the trouble. [23:25] Both     Hmm? [23:25] Seiichi     So fast! [23:27] Sheep     We used all the time     allotted to us this week, [23:30] Sheep     so that concludes this segment. [23:32] Sheep     I'm sorry. [23:33] Seiichi     Sorry. [23:35] Seiichi     After escaping the woods,     we arrive at the capital! [23:37] Seiichi     What awaits us there is a terrifying monster! [23:40] Seiichi     Or not?! [23:41] Seiichi     Then a beautiful warrior with her     own issues appears before us! [23:44] Seiichi     Next time: "Artoria, The Calamity." SIGN    Next Time     Artoria, The Calamity [23:47] Seiichi     I'm not against tsundere ladies! E3 - Artoria, The Calamity Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     One day, I was sent to another     world that isn't Earth. [00:08] Seiichi     There, I ate some Fruit of Evolution, [00:10] Seiichi     and gained an OP physique     while still Level 1! [00:13] Seiichi     On top of that, a gorilla named Saria... [00:16] Seiichi     evolved into a beautiful woman?! [00:18] Seiichi     A super cute one, too! [00:20] Seiichi     We left the forest together, [00:22] Seiichi     but what's gonna happen to     my life in another world?! [00:29] Saria     We should head for the     nearest town first, right? [00:33] Seiichi     Yeah. [00:34] Seiichi     Once we register at an adventurer's guild     there, we'll get proof of identification. [00:40] Seiichi     That should also [00:41] Seiichi     give me a chance to meet up with     Kannazuki-senpai and the others. [00:49] Slime     Jiggle! [00:51] Saria     How cute! [00:52] Seiichi     This is a slime?! [00:58] Seiichi     Appraise! [00:59] Seiichi     It's Level 88?! [01:02] Seiichi     Slimes are the weakest of     weak mobs, aren't they? [01:05] Seiichi     That's too strong! [01:07] Slime     Jiggle! [01:09] Seiichi     It's fast! [01:10] Seiichi     So this is the Sixth Sense skill? [01:19] Seiichi     Take this! [01:25] Saria     Wow, amazing! [01:27] Saria     You really are strong! [01:29] Seiichi     A-Am I... [01:31] Seiichi     some kind of monster now?! [01:35] Saria     Seiichi, what's that? [01:37] Seiichi     Boots and cards? [01:40] Seiichi     You can wear the boots, Saria. [01:43] Saria     Thanks, Seiichi. [01:45] Seiichi     I'll take these. [01:49] Voice     Skills: Absorb and Compress acquired. [01:54] Voice     You have leveled up. [01:56] Voice     Skill: Disguise has ranked     up to Disguise Prowess. [02:00] Seiichi     Crap! I'm becoming even more of a monster! [02:05] Saria     Huh? [02:07] Saria     So bright! [02:07] Seiichi     Hey! [02:08] Seiichi     My eyes! My eyes! [02:19] Seiichi     It turned into a robe? [02:22] Saria     This just fell. [02:25] Seiichi     A letter? [02:27] Sheep     Hello! Mister Sheep here. [02:29] Seiichi     It was your doing?! [02:31] Sheep     Congratulations on leveling up! [02:33] Sheep     You're steadily leaving humanity behind. [02:37] Seiichi     Shut up! [02:39] Sheep     Now, your helmet suddenly     transformed into a robe, did it not? [02:43] Sheep     This is because it evolved with you. [02:46] Seiichi     It evolved?! [02:47] Sheep     Your Skill, Disguise, has leveled up! [02:51] Sheep     Thanks to that, you won't have everyone     finding out how monstrously strong you are. [02:56] Sheep     Which means there's no longer     any need to conceal your face, [03:01] Sheep     so it transformed into a common robe. [03:04] Seiichi     That's a long explanation! [03:06] Saria     But this is great, Seiichi! [03:08] Sheep     Also, this letter will     automatically self-destruct. [03:12] Seiichi     Huh? [03:12] Sheep     Kaboom! [03:13] Saria     Seiichi! [03:16] Seiichi     Screw you! [03:20] Saria     It's my first time wearing shoes.     How do they look? [03:24] Seiichi     Yeah, you look really good in them. [03:28] Saria     I'm so happy! [03:30] Seiichi     So, once again, we began     walking toward a town. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Artoria, The Calamity [05:08] Claude     What? You don't have any     proof of identification? [05:12] Claude     That's impossible. [05:13] Claude     Even slaves have that. [05:15] Seiichi     Right... [05:17] Seiichi     But we lost ours. [05:19] Claude     Oh, well, then. [05:20] Claude     Both of you, go ahead and     place your hands on this. [05:24] Claude     This is the Gem of Truth, [05:27] Claude     an item that identifies the     criminality of those who touch it. [05:30] Seiichi     Oh, no. [05:31] Seiichi     I'm using Disguise, but that'll     be meaningless, won't it? [05:36] Claude     Good, you pass! [05:38] Claude     Next up is the beauty. [05:43] Claude     You're both good to go in. [05:45] Saria     We did it, Seiichi! [05:47] Claude     But you should get your proof of     identification made as soon as possible. [05:51] Seiichi     Right. [05:52] Seiichi     We're going to have the     guild issue them right away. [05:55] Claude     What?! [05:57] Claude     Wh-What did you just say?! [05:59] Seiichi     Huh? [06:00] Claude     That's the one place you don't want to go! [06:02] Claude     No matter what happens,     stay true to yourself! [06:05] Seiichi     Huh? [06:06] Claude     If anything goes down, you come to me! [06:08] Claude     I'll lend you an ear! [06:10] Claude     Whatever you do, don't make     any hasty decisions! Got it?! [06:13] Seiichi     Y-Yes. [06:15] Claude     Good! [06:17] Claude     I'm Claude Schreizer. [06:19] Claude     Feel free to just call me Claude. [06:21] Seiichi     I'll do that, then. [06:23] Seiichi     I'm Seiichi. Nice to meet you. [06:26] Saria     I'm Saria! Nice to meet you! [06:28] Claude     Yeah! [06:30] Claude     I'm more than happy to get     to know beautiful women. [06:32] Claude     So then, once again... [06:36] Claude     Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert! [06:52] Saria     So this is the guild? [06:54] Seiichi     Yeah. It seems like a normal     place, despite what Claude said. [06:59] Seiichi     What an exaggeration. [07:01] Eris     Come on, come on, come on! [07:03] Eris     You perverted, masochistic pigs! [07:05] Eris     Cry out with your plebeian voices! [07:09] Eris     Don't act spoiled! [07:11] Middle-Aged Man     More, please, Queen! [07:15] Seiichi     Yeah, this is the guild. [07:19] Saria     What's the matter? Aren't we going in? [07:22] Seiichi     Huh? [07:22] Seiichi     Y-Yeah, just hold on a second. [07:27] Eris     Come on, come on, come on! [07:29] Eris     Give me an even more vulgar cry! [07:31] Middle-Aged Man     Hot! Hot! [07:33] Middle-Aged Man     Thank you so much! [07:34] Seiichi     Damn! [07:38] Destroyer     Anything will do. [07:41] Destroyer     Just let me destroy something! [07:47] Pacifier     He's wost it again. [07:49] Pacifier     You should go shtop him. [07:51] Raincoat     No! Today is the perfect day for streaking! [07:55] Raincoat     If I got into a fist fight and got blood     on my briefs, that just wouldn't do! [07:59] Pacifier     Twue. [08:01] Seiichi     It's a gathering of perverts! [08:04] Saria     Hey, what's going on inside? [08:08] Seiichi     The sight will taint you! [08:10] Seiichi     Let's just move on! We should be able to     get proof of identification elsewhere. [08:13] Guscle     There's no need for that! [08:17] Seiichi     It's a new type of pervert! [08:19] Guscle     That's right, I'm... [08:22] Guscle     Guild Master, Guscle Clute! [08:25] Guscle     Abdominal and thigh! [08:27] Seiichi     This is the guild master?! [08:29] Seiichi     He's just some dude who     thinks muscles are great! [08:32] Guscle     I heard what you need! [08:34] Guscle     You're welcome to come     register with our guild! [08:37] Guscle     Go on! Go on! Go on! [08:41] Guscle     Go on! Go on! [08:43] Seiichi     Hey! Wait! [08:44] Guscle     Guscle! [08:50] Guscle     Eris-kun! [08:51] Guscle     We have the first new applicant in a while! [08:55] Eris     Oh, dear. This outfit isn't     fit for receptionist work. [09:04] Eris     I'm sorry you two had to     witness such a shameful sight. [09:07] Eris     I'm Eris McClain, the one in     charge of reception here. [09:11] Saria     Wow, so cute! [09:13] Seiichi     Her range is incredible. [09:15] Eris     Seiichi-san, is that correct? [09:18] Eris     If you'd like to register with our guild, [09:21] Eris     you must have your own reasons. [09:25] Seiichi     True... [09:26] Seiichi     If I want to see everyone else... [09:29] Eris     Our guild headquarters here collects [09:32] Eris     all kinds of information     from around the world, [09:34] Eris     so if you register, I'm sure     it'll be to your benefit. [09:38] Saria     Seiichi! [09:40] Seiichi     Saria? [09:41] Saria     I think we should register with this guild! [09:45] Seiichi     Huh? [09:46] Saria     I mean... [09:51] Saria     They all look they're having so much fun. [09:54] Seiichi     All right. [09:55] Seiichi     We'll join this guild, then. [09:58] Guscle     Oh! I knew you would say that! [10:11] Green Flunky     Haven't seen you here before. [10:13] Blond Flunky     You new here? [10:14] Seiichi     I just joined this guild. [10:18] Green Flunky     I see. [10:19] Blond Flunky     Come with us for a bit. [10:21] Saria     Seiichi... [10:23] Seiichi     Saria, you wait here. [10:25] Seiichi     I'll finish this up quick. [10:26] Saria     B-But... [10:42] Green Flunky     First, show us your damn face! [10:48] Blond Flunky     Whoa... [10:49] Green Flunky     Hot guy... [10:54] Mohawk     Shall we do it? [10:57] Flunky     It only hurts at first. [11:00] Flunky     Once you get used to it, it's fine. [11:02] Mohawk     It's our own little welcome party for you! [11:05] Seiichi     This is too high-level for a virgin like me! [11:09] Seiichi     No! [11:10] Seiichi     Please let me go! [11:12] Blond Flunky     Wait! [11:18] Flunky     Hey! [11:19] Flunky     Don't hold back! [11:20] Mohawk     You'll enjoy life twice as much! [11:23] Seiichi     I'm good, thanks! [11:27] Mohawk     What incredible jumps and speed. [11:30] Flunky     Such strong legs and loins. [11:32] Flunky     That's exactly the kind of     new man we're looking for! [11:37] Seiichi     I'm back. [11:40] Saria     Thank goodness you're safe! [11:43] Seiichi     Yeah, I'm fine now. [11:47] Guscle     I can't believe you made it back safely. [11:50] Eris     Yes, you're the first one to do so. [11:53] Seiichi     Seriously?! [11:55] Seiichi     Hey, Guscle! Do something about those three! [11:58] Guscle     They're all doing what they     believe is best, though! [12:03] Seiichi     Don't laugh it off! [12:05] Eris     Anyway, we'd like you two to     take a few tests for us now. [12:08] Both     Huh? [12:10] Eris     Well, they're only really tests in name. [12:13] Eris     It's actually a way to assess     what kinds of quests are suited [12:17] Eris     to an applicant's abilities. [12:19] Guscle     Yeah! [12:20] Guscle     Most of the quests this guild     gets are defeating things, [12:23] Guscle     gathering things, odd jobs,     and guard missions, [12:26] Guscle     so we assess your abilities in each field. [12:28] Seiichi     I see. [12:30] Saria     So that's how it works. [12:31] Eris     However, you're required to have     a B-Rank or higher adventurer [12:35] Eris     accompany you as your test proctor. [12:38] Guscle     Right now, we only have one of those. [12:40] Seiichi     I bet it's gonna be another unique charac— [12:45] Artoria     What the hell? [12:46] Artoria     You actually selected me for this? [12:49] Guscle     That's the A-Rank adventurer, Artoria. [12:52] Artoria     I already told you, didn't I? [12:54] Artoria     I refuse to proctor any tests. [12:59] Seiichi     Seiichi, your face... [13:02] Artoria     Hey, newbie! [13:04] Artoria     You don't want me as your     test proctor either, right? [13:07] Seiichi     Huh? Well, I don't really care... [13:12] Artoria     Are you insane?! [13:15] Eris     I understand how you feel, but... [13:18] Artoria     Shut up! [13:19] Guscle     He was able to escape     safely from the Mohawks, [13:23] Guscle     so he might be able to     survive your predisposition. [13:26] Seiichi     Predisposition? [13:27] Artoria     What are you even basing     that suggestion on?! [13:30] Guscle     Well, that's... [13:31] Guscle     my muscles, obviously! [13:34] Guscle     My muscles are the greatest reason! [13:38] Seiichi     I don't understand anything here. [13:40] Artoria     Ugh, damn it! [13:42] Artoria     Fine, then! [13:44] Artoria     If you're that insistent,     then I'll take on the job. [13:49] Artoria     And, uh, you know... [13:51] Artoria     Sorry... about earlier. [13:54] Artoria     I'm Artoria Gremm... [13:57] Artoria     Artoria, the Calamity. [14:04] Artoria     So about the tests... [14:06] Artoria     First, we'll take on quests for odd jobs. [14:08] Saria     Odd jobs? [14:10] Artoria     We have three kinds. [14:11] Artoria     Help out an orphanage,     demolish a building, and walk a dog. [14:17] Seiichi     They really are just odd jobs. [14:20] Artoria     Normally we'd only do one, [14:22] Artoria     but that stupid Guscle [14:24] Artoria     probably dumped the unpopular ones on us. [14:28] Artoria     Hm? What is it? [14:30] Seiichi     Well, you're cute when you smile. [14:33] Saria     I thought so, too! [14:35] Saria     Artoria-san, you're so cute! [14:37] Artoria     Quit spouting stupid crap     and let's get moving! [14:47] Saria     Seiichi, is it okay if I do this quest? [14:50] Seiichi     Will you be okay, though? [14:52] Saria     Leave it to me! [14:54] Saria     I'm an expert at this stuff! [14:56] Saria     I can work hard, too! [14:58] Clare     Hardly anyone would accept it     since the reward was so low. [15:02] Clare     You're a big help. [15:04] Saria     I'll do my best! [15:05] Saria     Everyone, it's nice to meet you! [15:13] Seiichi     Um, why are you walking     so far ahead of everyone? [15:19] Kid     Wait! [15:25] Boy     It hurts! [15:28] Seiichi     Are you o— [15:29] Artoria     Come on, don't cry. [15:32] Artoria     Ah, that looks painful. [15:34] Artoria     Hold on a sec. [15:38] Artoria     This will sting a bit. [15:40] Boy     Ow! [15:41] Boy     I'm okay now. [15:46] Seiichi     Artoria-san! [15:50] Seiichi     A defense skill?! [15:52] Seiichi     It's almost as if she anticipated     that from the beginning. [15:56] Artoria     I'm just no good. [15:59] Boy     Lady? [16:06] Artoria     The second quest is demolishing a building. [16:09] Artoria     So where should we... start... [16:12] Artoria     Hey! [16:14] Seiichi     I should break this here, then? [16:17] Seiichi     Huh? [16:21] Artoria     You dumbass! [16:38] Artoria     Once again, someone else is     suffering a tragedy because of me. [16:42] Artoria     I've always had this predisposition,     ever since I was child. [16:46] Artoria     It always affects everyone around me. [16:49] Artoria     Which is why I can never rely on anyone else, [16:52] Artoria     and I decided to live by myself. [16:55] Artoria     Damn it! Damn it! [16:57] Artoria     I knew this would happen. [16:59] Artoria     I'm Artoria, the Calamity. [17:04] Artoria     Everyone who gets involved with me [17:07] Artoria     suffers calamities, without exception. [17:15] Artoria     Huh? [17:19] Seiichi     Dust got in my mouth. [17:26] Artoria     You dumbass! [17:28] Artoria     Don't go acting on your own     without waiting for directions! [17:31] Seiichi     Huh? [17:31] Artoria     Listen! [17:32] Artoria     The job you're aiming for is adventurer! [17:36] Artoria     In this line of work, selfish actions     can get a whole party killed! [17:39] Artoria     Do you understand that?! [17:41] Seiichi     I... [17:42] Artoria     An adventurer doesn't need     the greatest might or magic! [17:47] Artoria     They need the ability to sense danger! [17:50] Seiichi     Right... [17:51] Artoria     There's no point in anything if you die! [17:54] Artoria     Besides... [17:56] Artoria     You have Saria to worry about! [17:58] Seiichi     I-I'm sorry. [18:04] Artoria     Well, I may be strict about that, [18:07] Artoria     but this time I'm partly at fault, too. [18:10] Artoria     Anyway, I'm glad you're safe. [18:16] Artoria     Th-There's nothing else, okay?! [18:18] Artoria     Come on, let's hurry on to the next one. [18:23] Seiichi     She might actually be a really kind person. [18:32] Zakia     It's been five months already? [18:35] Zakia     Things never go well, do they? [18:37] Orphe     You were tough on them during training today. [18:41] Orphe     Why is that? [18:43] Zakia     Because I don't want them to die. [18:45] Orphe     Huh? [18:46] Zakia     They have nothing to do with our war. [18:49] Zakia     Yet we're asking them to     defeat the Demon Lord? [18:53] Zakia     I just can't agree with that. [18:56] Orphe     That's... [18:58] Zakia     Orphe... [19:01] Zakia     You're the only one I'd say this to. [19:02] Zakia     I'm against this war with the demons. [19:05] Orphe     That's not good! [19:07] Orphe     If anyone heard you say that... [19:10] Zakia     I don't want to let a single one of them die. [19:12] Zakia     If they came here from a peaceful world, [19:15] Zakia     I wish they could have gone on     living in that wonderful place. [19:23] Artoria     The final trial is just walking a dog. [19:26] Seiichi     It'll be a piece of cake, then. [19:32] Seiichi     This is a wolf! [19:35] Seiichi     Huh?! [19:38] Adrianna     Seiichi-san and Milk-chan look like     they're having an awful lot of fun. [19:42] Seiichi     Are you kidding me?! [19:45] Artoria     Seiichi! [19:46] Artoria     If it looks like you're really in danger,     I'll rescue you, so don't worry! [19:49] Seiichi     You're definitely not saving me, then! [19:52] Adrianna     Still, Artoria-chan, you've changed. [19:56] Artoria     Huh? [19:57] Adrianna     Well, you're smiling more than you used to. [19:59] Adrianna     Maybe it's because of him? [20:01] Artoria     O-Of course it's not! [20:04] Artoria     I'm just acting as their test proctor [20:06] Artoria     b-because I have to! [20:08] Adrianna     My, my, is that so? [20:13] Guscle     Here is your reward for     completing these quests! [20:18] Seiichi     Where did you just pull that from?! [20:20] Guscle     All right! [20:21] Guscle     Now get some good rest! [20:23] Guscle     Rest is important for muscles, too, you know! [20:26] Eris     By the way, do you have an inn to stay at? [20:29] Both     Now that you mention it... [20:31] Seiichi     Guess we'll just camp out. [20:33] Eris     But your bodies won't be properly rested. [20:36] Artoria     Um... [20:37] Artoria     I-If you need a place, [20:39] Artoria     how about the inn I'm staying at? [20:43] Eris     What did you say?! [20:43] Guscle     What?! [20:45] Artoria     W-Well, you know. [20:47] Artoria     I figured it would be more, um... [20:49] Artoria     The rate's reasonable, too. [20:51] Artoria     And the food's good. [20:53] Eris     Our Artoria-san is... [20:55] Guscle     M-My pecs are stunned! [20:59] Artoria     I-I won't force you to! [21:02] Both     Please let us! [21:06] Seiichi     A lot happened today, [21:09] Seiichi     but I think we've found some hope     for a steady life in our future. SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today [22:46] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [22:49] Seiichi     Wh-What is this segment, anyway?! [22:52] Saria     Seiichi's present Status is... this! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human Gender: Male     Class: Unnamed Monster      Age: 17 (17) Level: 10     Mana: 1016030      Defense: 1013270     Agility: 1020270      Magic Attack: 1015580     Magic Defense: 1016680      Luck: 1009040     Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure [22:56] Saria     Wow! [22:57] Saria     Your Level jumped right up to 10! [23:00] Artoria     You're not half bad, huh? SIGN    Equipment      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.      High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.      Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.      Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Personal Skills      Instant Recall. Instant Learning.      Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.      Sixth Sense. [23:03] Seiichi     My Status has increased so     explosively, it scares me. SIGN    Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.      Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.      Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Enemy Detection. Absorb.      Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Compress.     Tool Creation (Superior). [23:07] Saria     Hey, what is this "Compress"? [23:09] Artoria     It's a skill that allows     him to compress anything. [23:12] Artoria     He can compress his own body, even his     power, and basically anything else. [23:16] Artoria     However, he has to touch     whatever he wishes to compress. [23:20] Saria     Then what would happen if he touched     your boobs with this Compress skill? [23:25] Artoria     Wha— [23:27] Seiichi     B-Boobs... [23:29] Artoria     Don't stare at them! [23:31] Seiichi     I-I wasn't staring that hard. [23:35] Seiichi     While continuing our tests     to become adventurers, [23:37] Seiichi     we get teleported into a mysterious dungeon! [23:39] Seiichi     There we find the legendary dragon said to be [23:41] Seiichi     the strongest member of     the Demon Lord's army! SIGN    Next Time     Black Dragon God's Dungeon [23:43] Seiichi     Next time: "Black Dragon God's Dungeon." [23:45] Seiichi     Artoria-san! E4 - Black Dragon God's Dungeon Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:03] Seiichi     A string of events sent me to another world, [00:06] Seiichi     but after eating some Fruit of Evolution, [00:08] Seiichi     my fat, ugly body transformed     into an OP physique! [00:11] Seiichi     The gorilla, Saria, and I went     to the royal capital, Telbert, [00:13] Seiichi     and joined the adventurer's guild there, [00:16] Seiichi     but our test proctor was a lone warrior! [00:19] (Flashback) Artoria     I'm Artoria Gremm... [00:22] (Flashback) Artoria     Artoria, the Calamity. [00:30] Artoria     Okay, let's start your tests. [00:33] Both     Okay! [00:34] Artoria     First up is gathering. [00:37] Artoria     Once each of you has harvested ten [00:39] Artoria     of the Medicinal Herbs growing around     that area, you'll clear the test. [00:42] Seiichi     Huh? That's all? [00:44] Artoria     That's all. [00:45] Seiichi     That's super easy, though! [00:48] Seiichi     Saria, let's go! [00:50] Artoria     Hey! I wasn't done explaining! [00:52] Seiichi     We'll be back! [00:54] Saria     Hey, wait up, Seiichi! [00:58] Artoria     Sheesh. [01:00] Artoria     Why am I smiling? [01:04] Artoria     I can't let anyone be     victimized by this anymore. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Black Dragon God's Dungeon [02:39] Artoria     All right, now show me the     herbs you've gathered. [02:43] Saria     Here! [02:45] Artoria     Good. [02:48] Artoria     You plucked them up from     the root, just like I said. [02:52] Saria     Yeah, exactly as you said! [02:54] Artoria     Okay, next is Seiichi. [02:56] Seiichi     Here! [03:00] Artoria     What are these? [03:02] Seiichi     A rare item, "Mana Mushroom." [03:06] Artoria     Your test was to gather ten medicinal herbs! [03:09] Seiichi     Well... I just couldn't find any of those. [03:12] Artoria     There are some right there at your feet! [03:15] Seiichi     God damn! [03:18] Seiichi     I gathered them! [03:20] Artoria     What about the remaining five? [03:22] Seiichi     Huh? [03:23] Artoria     You're missing some. [03:28] Seiichi     I-I'll go search again! [03:30] Artoria     H-Hey! [03:35] Seiichi     There are none! [03:39] Seiichi     Mana Mushroom. [03:41] Seiichi     Antidote Weed. [03:42] Seiichi     Why is there nothing but rare items [03:44] Seiichi     and none of the regular herbs?! [03:48] Bosco     Do you really think this will work? [03:50] Terry     There, all done! [03:51] Bel     It's coming along well. [03:53] Terry     We've finally gone and done it now! [03:55] Terry     We should catch at least one     human after setting up that many! [03:59] Bosco     But was it really okay to ignore Leia-sama's     orders and come to the human realm? [04:04] Bel     Dumbass! [04:05] Bel     If this operation succeeds,     there won't be any punishment! [04:08] Bel     Rising up and getting the hero's     treatment isn't just a dream! [04:14] Bel     You all have families, too, don't you? [04:16] Seiichi     What are they talking about? [04:18] Seiichi     Whatever. [04:19] Seiichi     I'll just ask if they've seen     any Medicinal Herbs nearby. [04:22] Three     Let's do this! [04:23] Seiichi     Excuse me... [04:24] Three     Who's there?! [04:26] Terry     Wh-Why is a human here?! [04:28] Bosco     Did he already hear our plan?! [04:30] Bel     Oh, no! [04:32] Bel     I don't want to face Leia's punishment! [04:36] Seiichi     Uh, I'm looking for Herbs... [04:39] Bel     If you've found us out,     then we have no choice! [04:41] Bel     Let's go! [04:42] Terry     Terry Hemd! [04:45] Bosco     Bosco Dan! [04:48] Bel     The leader, Bel Giselle! And together... [04:54] Three     We are the personal squad of Leia-sama,     captain of the demon army's third division! [05:01] Three     Victim! [05:04] Seiichi     Oh, they're just perverts. [05:08] Terry     You're not getting away! [05:10] Bel     Now that you've seen us here, [05:12] Bel     we can't let you leave alive! [05:14] Bel     Come forth, Troll! [05:23] Bel     Get him! [05:30] Terry     We did it! [05:32] Bosco     That was a clean hit to the face! [05:37] Bel     Huh? [05:40] Seiichi     Oh, it worked. [05:46] Seiichi     My Absorb skill. [05:47] Seiichi     So it can even transfer my     opponent's strength into my own? [05:51] Seiichi     That's handy. [05:53] Terry     He definitely just... [05:55] Bel     ...hit him, right? [06:04] Seiichi     So, hey. [06:07] Seiichi     About the Herbs... [06:09] Bel     W-Well, our operation here     was already finished anyway. [06:13] Bel     W-W-W-W-We'll let you go this time! [06:17] Three     Retreat! [06:20] Seiichi     Hey, wait! The Herbs! [06:25] Seiichi     I didn't get to ask them. [06:27] Artoria     So... why did you gather     nothing but rare items?! [06:32] Seiichi     I searched the best I could. [06:36] Artoria     Sheesh... [06:39] Artoria     Here, you can have these. [06:41] Seiichi     A-Are you sure? [06:45] Artoria     Try harder next time. [06:46] Saria     Good for you, Seiichi! [06:48] Seiichi     Boss! [06:50] Artoria     Sh-Shut up! Let's hurry on to the next one. [07:05] Leia     Now... [07:06] Leia     Why did the three of you disobey     orders to go to the human realm? [07:10] Bel     We went to set up teleportation     spells all over the place. [07:15] Leia     To what end? [07:16] Bel     To shave the human realm's     forces down a little more! [07:19] Leia     And where exactly do you     have them teleporting to? [07:23] Bel     You'll be surprised when you hear it! [07:25] Bel     To the Black Dragon God's Dungeon! [07:28] Leia     What?! The Black Dragon God?! [07:31] Leia     Well, I feel bad for the     humans they teleport, then. [07:34] Three     Yeah! [07:35] Leia     However... [07:36] Leia     It's still a fact that you disobeyed orders, [07:40] Leia     so you'll be punished. [07:41] Leia     I think we'll start light, say about 500 lashes. [07:45] Three     No! [07:46] Three     Forgive us! [07:49] Leia     Get back here! [07:59] Claude     Oh, if it isn't Seiichi. [08:03] Saria     Oh! Claude-san! [08:06] Seiichi     We're here today to register     for the guild's final test. [08:09] Claude     Artoria's your test proctor? [08:11] Seiichi     Yeah, what about it? [08:13] Claude     I see. [08:14] Claude     She's a really nice person, is all. [08:16] Claude     Please, would you be kind to     her even after the test's over? [08:20] Seiichi     That goes without saying! [08:21] Saria     Artoria-san is precious to us! [08:25] Claude     Thanks. [08:27] Artoria     Huh? You guys know each other? [08:30] Claude     You've met some good people, huh, Artoria? [08:33] Artoria     Huh? [08:35] Claude     It's the final test, right? [08:37] Claude     You come back safe, now. [08:39] Seiichi     Yep. [08:40] Saria     Right! [08:41] Seiichi     All right, we're heading out. [08:46] Artoria     Okay, time for the second test. [08:48] Both     Right! [08:49] Artoria     The second test is hunting. [08:52] Artoria     Defeat ten slimes, and you've cleared it. [08:55] Artoria     This is your final test, so show some spirit! [08:59] Both     Right! [09:00] Artoria     Saria, where's your weapon? [09:02] Saria     Here! [09:10] Artoria     That just looks like ordinary punching to me. [09:13] Seiichi     No, those punches are Saria's weapon. [09:17] Artoria     Well, I'll just have to watch over them. [09:23] Artoria     There's a few right away! [09:24] Artoria     Seiichi! Here they come! [09:26] Seiichi     Right! [09:32] Seiichi     Huh? [09:33] Saria     The slime disappeared? [09:36] Artoria     Just what is going on here? [09:39] Artoria     Don't tell me! [09:45] Artoria     Seiichi, Saria, the test is on hold. [09:48] Seiichi     Huh! [09:49] Saria     Why? [09:50] Artoria     There are teleportation spells     set up all over the place. [09:53] Saria     Teleportation spells? [09:55] Seiichi     Uh, what's something like that doing here? [09:57] Artoria     How would I know? [09:58] Artoria     Anyway, we're heading back     to the guild for now. [10:03] Artoria     Wha— [10:05] Seiichi     Artoria-san! [10:12] BDG     This smell is the smell of loathsome humans. [10:19] Seiichi     Where are we now? [10:21] Saria     Do you not know either, Artoria-san? [10:23] Artoria     Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue. [10:26] Artoria     Regardless, we need to find an exit. [10:30] Artoria     Hey, Seiichi, Saria, why did     the two of you follow me? [10:34] Two     Huh? [10:35] Artoria     I told you before, didn't I? [10:36] Artoria     An adventurer needs the     ability to sense danger. [10:40] Artoria     If you hadn't touched me at that moment, [10:42] Artoria     you two might have made it back safely. [10:45] Seiichi     Uh... [10:46] Artoria     If you give me a stupid answer, you'll regret it! [10:50] Seiichi     My body just moved before I realized it. [10:52] Artoria     Huh? [10:53] Saria     Mine, too! [10:55] Saria     I thought, "I have to help Artoria-san!" [10:58] Seiichi     I do think it was a rash action. [11:00] Seiichi     But more than that, Saria and     I both wanted to help you. [11:06] Artoria     I've never met anyone else like you two. [11:10] Seiichi     Huh? [11:11] Artoria     Okay! Let's hurry up and get home! [11:15] Both     Right! [11:17] Artoria     Oh, right. Here. [11:20] Artoria     That's a Guide Stone. [11:22] Artoria     It's an item you use when you     get separated from your party. [11:25] Seiichi     When you get separated? [11:27] Artoria     As long as you hold on to it, it'll lead     you to a party member's location. [11:31] Artoria     It also glows red when their life is danger. [11:35] Seiichi     Wow, that's handy! [11:37] Artoria     Try not to get separated     in the first place, though. [11:39] Both     Okay! [11:40] Artoria     Are we really going to be all right? [11:45] Seiichi     Did that just click? [11:48] Artoria     Sorry. [11:49] Artoria     I stepped on something. [11:57] Artoria     Seiichi! Saria! [11:59] Seiichi     Artoria-san! [12:05] Artoria     Damn it. [12:08] Artoria     Can you hear me? Seiichi! Saria! [12:10] Artoria     Tsk. [12:12] Artoria     I need to rejoin them quickly. [12:17] Seiichi     We got separated right away. [12:20] Seiichi     Wh-Wh-What do we do now?! [12:22] Seiichi     We were just talking about how we     shouldn't get separated and then this! [12:25] Seiichi     This wall! This wall! [12:28] Seiichi     Ow! [12:31] Saria     Hey, Seiichi! We have this! [12:33] Saria     The Guide Stone! [12:35] Seiichi     Oh, right! Good thinking, Saria! [12:37] Saria     But how do we use it? [12:39] Seiichi     Huh? [12:40] Seiichi     Uh... I don't know. [12:42] Saria     Um, um... Which way... [12:46] Both     ...do we go? [12:49] Seiichi     Yes! [12:51] Seiichi     Go! [12:59] Seiichi     Yes, we know she's on the other side! [13:03] Seiichi     Stopping here won't get us anywhere! [13:05] Saria     Seiichi, there's a path over there! [13:08] Seiichi     All right, let's go! [13:18] Artoria     Damn it... Not here! [13:21] Artoria     Don't get in my way! [13:24] Artoria     Power Slash! [13:36] Artoria     Please be safe, [13:40] Artoria     you two. [13:45] Seiichi     A dead end. [13:46] Seiichi     Another dead end. [13:48] Seiichi     Here, too. [13:49] Seiichi     And here! [13:50] Seiichi     Where are we supposed to go?! [13:57] Saria     Hey, Seiichi. [14:07] Saria     You're ignoring it? [14:08] Seiichi     Well, it's obviously suspicious. [14:11] Saria     I know, but... [14:12] Chest     Open me. [14:14] Seiichi     I said I'm not opening it. [14:16] Both     Huh? [14:18] Chest     Open me! [14:21] Seiichi     Really? [14:27] Chest     Open me! [14:32] Seiichi     Hey, timeout, timeout! [14:35] Seiichi     Damn it! In that case... [14:37] Seiichi     Aqua Bind! [14:40] Chest     Y-You'll pay! [14:44] Seiichi     H-Huh? [14:46] Saria     It disappeared. [14:49] Seiichi     I just used a binding spell. [14:54] Voice     You leveled up. [15:01] Seiichi     This is just like that time with Xeanos. [15:04] Voice     Long ago, the treasure chest was a     necessary item in any dungeon delve, [15:09] Voice     but after the invention of Item Box,     it lost all reason to exist. [15:15] Chest     I want humans to interact with me again! [15:19] Voice     That single desire led it to grow limbs and     gain the ability to speak and use magic. [15:26] Chest     Water Magic! [15:27] Chest     Fire Magic! [15:29] Voice     However, humans began calling the treasure     chest a monster and persecuting it. [15:35] Voice     With its hope lost, [15:38] Voice     the treasure chest continued to roam     around places it held fond memories of. [15:46] Saria     Poor treasure chest. [15:49] Seiichi     I kind of feel bad for it. [15:53] Seiichi     Ring of Misfortune? [15:55] Seiichi     It's Legendary Equipment. [15:57] Seiichi     It multiplies the wearer's Luck by -2? [16:01] Seiichi     What the heck? Nothing good     comes from equipping this. [16:04] Saria     Huh? [16:08] Saria     Hey, Seiichi? [16:10] Seiichi     Whoa! That's so shameless! [16:14] Saria     Was it always this color? [16:28] Artoria     This is... [16:38] Artoria     What now? [16:39] Artoria     This route is the only path. [16:51] Artoria     Who's there?! [16:56] BDG     Human, have you come here to be eaten?! [17:18] Both     B-Bel-san! [17:22] Leia     Now, if you've learned your lesson,     never try to act on your own again. [17:27] Bel     I'm so sorry. [17:30] Leia     I'll have you know, [17:31] Leia     Black Dragon God is way worse than this. [17:36] Leia     He's renowned as the strongest     one in the Demon Lord's army. [17:42] Leia     Anyone who runs into him     has the worst luck of all. [17:48] Seiichi     Does this mean... [17:49] (Flashback) Artoria     It also glows red when their life is danger. [17:55] Seiichi     Sh-She's in danger! [17:59] Saria     S-Seiichi! Th-Th-The Guide Stone! [18:02] Seiichi     All right! [18:04] Seiichi     Go! [18:10] Saria     Déjà vu. [18:12] Seiichi     Damn it! [18:13] Seiichi     This wall! This stupid wall! [18:15] Seiichi     That really hurts! [18:19] Saria     Wh-What do we do? [18:21] Seiichi     Damn it! [18:27] BDG     Perhaps I should praise you for putting     up quite the fight for a human. [18:33] Artoria     I can't afford to die until I've rejoined     them and seen them safely home! [18:46] Artoria     I'll show you [18:48] Artoria     how I earned the name "Calamity"! [18:56] BDG     Now this... [18:57] Artoria     I don't need rationality! [19:01] Artoria     I'll turn myself into a calamity! [19:04] Artoria     Calamity Berserk! [19:22] BDG     This is why you humans are such fools. [19:29] BDG     Know your place. [19:55] BDG     To think there was still someone among     humans who could surprise me so. [20:07] Artoria     I'm sorry, you two. [20:11] Artoria     I'd forgotten how to smile     after constantly bringing [20:14] Artoria     misfortune to others for so long... [20:16] BDG     Very well. [20:17] BDG     I'll finish this in one blow for you. [20:21] Artoria     So I wanted to at least     see you two home safely. [20:26] Artoria     But I got you both caught     up in my misfortune. [20:31] Artoria     I'm sorry. [20:35] Seiichi     Artoria-san. [20:38] Saria     Artoria-san! [20:46] Artoria     You two? [20:48] Seiichi     We're here to save you, Artoria-san! [22:22] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [22:26] Saria     Seiichi's present Status is... this! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 11 (11)      Mana: 1156400 (50) Attack: 1122510 (50)      Defense: 1169080 (50) Agility: 1132150 (50)      Magic Attack: 1153480 (50) Magic Defense: 1180680 (50)      Luck: 1109290 (50) Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure (50) SIGN    Personal Skills:     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.     Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder [22:30] Saria     Wow! SIGN    Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Money:      1070916000 G [22:33] Artoria     He's a monster. [22:35] Artoria     Speaking of which, you're a dual wielder? [22:38] Seiichi     Yes. [22:39] Seiichi     One is black and the other's white. [22:44] Seiichi     They let the wielder pass their     mana and stamina to allies, [22:47] Seiichi     and they can heal some     degree of damage overnight. [22:50] Artoria     That's totally cheating. [22:52] Saria     Hey, Artoria-san, what's the     battleaxe you wield called? [22:58] Artoria     It's called "Grand Axe." [23:00] Artoria     It's an exceptional item that doubles     my physical abilities during battle. [23:04] (Flashback) Artoria     Power Slash! [23:06] Saria     So cool! [23:08] Saria     What kind of skill is that? [23:10] Artoria     A skill that doubles my Attack! [23:12] Saria     So when it's combined with Grand Axe... [23:16] Saria     Two times two is... how many times? [23:19] Artoria     Four times. [23:20] Saria     Wow! That's cheating! [23:23] Seiichi     Does that apply to these breasts, too? [23:26] Seiichi     Abeshi! [23:31] Artoria     How are my breasts cheating?! [23:35] Saria     Seiichi fights to save Artoria-san! [23:38] Saria     So cool! [23:39] Saria     Wait, huh? What are those two doing? SIGN    Next Time     The Calamity Bride [23:42] Saria     Next time: "The Calamity Bride." [23:44] Saria     I'm so happy I got to be Seiichi's wife! E5 - The Calamity Bride Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world, [00:06] Seiichi     and my body transformed into an OP physique! [00:08] Seiichi     Our test proctor, Artoria-san,     is predisposed to attracting calamities, [00:12] Seiichi     but she's a very kind person. [00:14] Seiichi     However, she's currently in danger! [00:20] Artoria     I got you both caught up in my misfortune. [00:25] Artoria     I'm sorry. [00:28] Saria     Artoria-san! [00:29] Seiichi     Artoria-san. [00:32] Artoria     You two? [00:34] Seiichi     We're here to save you, Artoria-san! [00:44] Artoria     Seiichi, Saria... [00:47] Saria     Artoria-san, are you okay?! [00:49] Artoria     How did you two get in here? [00:52] Saria     Well, you see... [00:57] (Flashback) Seiichi     Artoria-san's in danger. [00:59] (Flashback) Saria     Wh-What do we do? [01:04] (Flashback) Seiichi     Damn it! [01:06] (Flashback) Seiichi     This wall! [01:13] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! [01:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     I hit it like I meant it, and it broke?! [01:18] (Flashback) Saria     But now we can get to Artoria-san! [01:23] (Flashback) Seiichi     Hold on tight, Saria! [01:25] (Flashback) Seiichi     Instant Movement! [01:28] Saria     And that's how we got here! [01:30] Artoria     S-Seriously? [01:33] Artoria     And the Black Dragon God? [01:34] Seiichi     Oh, that's probably him over there. [01:38] Saria     We ran into him when we came in. [01:41] Artoria     Huh?! [01:43] Saria     Are you okay? [01:44] Saria     Seiichi, heal Artoria-san's wounds! [01:47] Seiichi     Right. Use this, Artoria-san. [01:50] Artoria     Seiichi... [01:55] Seiichi     Saria, watch Artoria-san for me. [01:57] Saria     Sure! Good luck out there, Seiichi! [02:08] Seiichi     So you're the one who hurt Artoria-san? [02:12] BDG     Damned human! [02:14] BDG     Don't think you'll leave here alive! [02:21] Seiichi     No, I'm going to defeat you, [02:23] Seiichi     and we'll all go home together! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    The Calamity Bride [03:59] Saria     Seiichi! [04:03] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [04:07] BDG     Damned human! [04:09] BDG     Your species is insufferably annoying! [04:11] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [04:13] BDG     Conquering Claws! [04:21] Seiichi     H-He's strong! [04:22] Seiichi     Skill: Advanced Appraisal! [04:26] Seiichi     Black Dragon God, Level 5,000?! [04:28] Seiichi     That's over twice Xeanos's level! [04:30] BDG     Die! [04:32] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [04:36] Seiichi     That was close! [04:38] BDG     Then how about this? [04:42] Seiichi     Wha... M-My body is... [04:48] Saria     Seiichi! [05:06] Seiichi     Why didn't my Bind Resistance     and Absorb skills have any effect? [05:11] BDG     I'll eliminate you along with that arrogance! [05:17] BDG     This is my most powerful spell, Hell Inferno! [05:21] BDG     The flames of hell will burn you to ash! [05:24] Seiichi     That's huge! [05:25] Seiichi     What do I about that?! [05:27] Saria     Seiichi! [05:29] Saria     Use the spell from when you fought me! [05:34] Seiichi     Oh, right! [05:37] Seiichi     I'm not going to lose! [05:40] Seiichi     Fall Disaster! [06:00] BDG     Wh-Why, you! [06:06] BDG     I vowed that I would never lose [06:09] BDG     to another human! [06:13] Seiichi     Instant Movement! [06:17] Seiichi     Ultimate skill: Gale! [06:19] BDG     I won't let you! [06:23] Seiichi     I'm not done yet! [06:26] BDG     You're finished. [06:29] Seiichi     Move, move, move! [06:34] Voice     Intimidation Resistance acquired. [06:39] BDG     What?! [06:42] Voice     Abundant Blossoming of Swords acquired. [06:45] ---     Ultimate skill: One With the Sword acquired. [07:03] BDG     I-I'm going to lose again? [07:06] BDG     I just wanted to live happily... alongside him... [07:28] Seiichi     Why did the Black Dragon     God hate humans so much? [07:33] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:34] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:36] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:37] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:39] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:40] Seiichi     Yeah, yeah. [07:40] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:42] Voice     You have leveled up. [07:42] Saria     Seiichi! [07:43] Vocie     You have leveled up. [07:45] Seiichi     Ow! [07:47] Seiichi     I-I'm fine! [07:49] Saria     But you seemed kind of sad. [07:52] Seiichi     Forget about me. How's Artoria-san? [07:56] Saria     The recovery herbs have her asleep     right now, but she should wake up soon. [08:01] Seiichi     That's good. Now we can all go home. [08:04] Saria     Yeah! But how do we get home? [08:06] Seiichi     Huh? [08:08] Seiichi     I don't know how to get home! [08:12] Saria     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?! [08:14] Saria     What do we do?! [08:16] Seiichi     Calm down! [08:17] Seiichi     There might be something in here     that'll let us escape this dungeon. [08:22] Voice     You acquired Black Dragon God's     Scale, Fang, Claw, and Bone. [08:27] Seiichi     This is going to make me OP again, isn't it? [08:32] Seiichi     If I eat the Black Dragon God's Gem, [08:34] Seiichi     it'll improve my physical stats     and the potency of all magic? [08:42] Seiichi     Wow, tastes like soda. [08:45] Voice     Skill: Spatial Magic acquired. [08:49] Seiichi     Spatial Magic? [08:51] Seiichi     Did I get this magic from     that treasure chest? [08:54] Seiichi     Saria, we can get home! [08:56] Saria     Really?! Yay! [09:05] Seiichi     Black Conqueror's Long Coat. [09:06] Seiichi     It has great impact and blade resistance, [09:09] Seiichi     so most common weapons will     be unable to even scratch it. [09:13] Saria     Wow! You look great in that, Seiichi! [09:16] Seiichi     R-Really? [09:18] Seiichi     So this is the last item... [09:21] Seiichi     Black Dragon God's Biography. [09:27] Narrator     Long, long ago, [09:30] Narrator     the Black Dragon God was the     guardian deity of a human land. [09:36] Narrator     However, the humans [09:37] Narrator     longed to create weapons from the     Black Dragon God's powerful materials, [09:42] Narrator     so one day they began     to plot his subjugation. [09:46] Narrator     The one who saved him from     that fate was the Demon Lord! [09:51] Narrator     However, the humans conducted     their Hero Summoning, [09:54] Narrator     and the Demon Lord was slain. [10:00] Narrator     The Black Dragon God was     sealed in his dungeon, [10:02] Narrator     and he vowed to exact vengeance on mankind... [10:05] Narrator     all to ensure he would never lose     anything precious to him again. [10:11] Narrator     The end. [10:17] Seiichi     I'm so sorry! [10:20] Saria     Seiichi, are you okay? [10:22] Seiichi     Y-Yeah. [10:24] Saria     Mr. Sheep didn't show up this time, huh? [10:26] Seiichi     Huh? Now that you mention it, yeah... [10:31] Seiichi     A Showa-era gag? [10:37] Sheep     Hello, Mister Sheep here. [10:39] Seiichi     I figured. [10:40] Saria     It's from Mr. Sheep?! Read it, read it! [10:43] Seiichi     Let's see... [10:44] Sheep     Congratulations on clearing the dungeon. [10:47] Sheep     I'm glad to see you're steadily     leaving your humanity behind! [10:50] Seiichi     Shut up! [10:52] Sheep     This time, you failed to meet the condition     of having the Black Dragon God live [10:56] Sheep     peacefully alongside the Demon Lord. [10:59] Seiichi     That's too difficult a challenge. [11:01] Sheep     Oh, don't look so sad just because     you didn't see me for a while. [11:05] Seiichi     Shut up! [11:07] Sheep     Now, please continue working     hard on clearing dungeons. [11:11] Saria     Mister Sheep sounds like he's doing well. [11:13] Seiichi     There's something else written here. [11:15] Sheep     P.S. I'll be going on vacation for a while, [11:19] Sheep     so please refrain from     actually clearing dungeons! [11:22] Sheep     Baa! [11:22] Seiichi     Do your job! [11:25] Saria     I hope he enjoys his vacation. [11:28] Seiichi     Anyway, we can finally go home. [11:37] Saria     Yay, we're here! [11:40] Seiichi     It feels like it's been forever. [11:44] Saria     Looks like Artoria-san's doing okay, too! [11:47] Seiichi     Then let's get back to our guild. [11:50] Saria     Yeah! [11:57] Artoria     Put me down! [11:58] Seiichi     Hey, please don't struggle! [12:00] Artoria     Put me down! [12:00] Saria     We can't. Your wounds may have healed, [12:03] Saria     but you haven't recovered your stamina. [12:09] Artoria     Sorry... [12:10] Artoria     for getting you caught up in my misfortune. [12:14] Seiichi     Huh? What do you mean? [12:16] Artoria     Look. This is my Status. [12:18] Seiichi     Your Luck is... [12:19] Seiichi     Negative two million?! [12:21] Artoria     "The Bearer of Calamity"... [12:23] Artoria     From the moment I was born,     I've been cursed with that title. [12:26] Saria     Oh, no... [12:28] Artoria     That's sad enough, [12:29] Artoria     but it brings misfortune     to those around me as well, [12:33] Artoria     and that's even sadder. [12:35] Seiichi     Is there a way to break the curse? [12:37] Artoria     No. [12:38] Artoria     So I'll continue to bring     misfortune to everyone around me. [12:43] Seiichi     I don't think you brought us misfortune! [12:46] Saria     I feel the same way. [12:53] Guscle     Oh! Artoria-kun! Seiichi-kun! Saria-kun! [12:58] Artoria     What's everyone doing? [13:00] Eris     Why, we were gathering     all kinds of information! [13:04] Artoria     Wh-Why? [13:05] Guscle     To find our missing friends, obviously! [13:10] Artoria     Friends... [13:13] Eris     I'm truly glad, though. [13:17] Artoria     You guys... [13:20] Seiichi     Artoria-san, it looks like everyone you     thought you brought misfortune to [13:24] Seiichi     is happy. [13:28] Seiichi     You're not some calamity. [13:30] Seiichi     You just attract a little bit of trouble. [13:33] Artoria     Seiichi... [13:36] Seiichi     Neither Saria nor I, [13:38] Seiichi     nor anyone else at the Guild,     is worried about your predisposition. [13:43] Seiichi     We all love everything about Artoria Gremm! [13:52] Seiichi     Huh?! [13:53] Seiichi     Why is she running away? [13:55] Saria     Seiichi, chase after her! [13:58] Seiichi     G-Got it! [14:06] Terry     Bel-san, I'm celebrating my new baby.     Give me 50K. [14:09] Bel     What?! That's too much! [14:11] Bosco     Man, those humans sure come up     with some interesting things. [14:17] Terry     You know, [14:18] Terry     I heard this game was brought here by     the heroes summoned from another world. [14:21] Terry     Another world, huh? [14:23] Terry     I wonder what it's like. [14:27] Leia     The Black Dragon God was defeated. [14:30] Three     Huh? [14:31] Terry     Th-The Black Dragon God?! [14:33] Bel     Impossible! [14:34] Bel     He was the strongest being     in the Demon Lord's army, [14:37] Bel     aside from the Demon Lord himself! [14:41] Bosco     Who defeated him? [14:45] Leia     I don't know, but... [14:47] Leia     it's clear that someone who opposes     us Demons has shown themselves. [14:53] Bel     What the heck kind of person is it? [14:56] Seiichi     Where did she go? [14:57] Seiichi     Oh, right! [15:01] Adrianna     My, if it isn't Seiichi-san. [15:07] Seiichi     Oh, Adrianna-san. [15:09] Artoria     What is it? [15:11] Seiichi     Um, I'm looking for Artoria-san. [15:14] Seiichi     Have you seen her? [15:16] Adrianna     Hmm... No, I haven't. [15:18] Seiichi     I see. [15:19] Adrianna     Hey, Seiichi-san, [15:21] Adrianna     do you know about     Artoria-chan's predisposition? [15:24] Seiichi     Well, yes. [15:25] Adrianna     Then could I ask you a favor? [15:28] Seiichi     Huh? What is it? [15:30] Adrianna     Could you get closer to her,     even if it's only a little bit? [15:35] Seiichi     Of course. [15:37] Seiichi     Artoria-san is precious to me, after all. [15:42] Seiichi     Well, I'll be going, then. [15:46] Adrianna     I'm counting on you, Prince Charming. [15:54] Seiichi     This is... [16:04] Seiichi     ...where we had our first guild test. [16:17] Seiichi     Artoria-san. [16:20] Artoria     Seiichi. [16:22] Seiichi     What are you doing? [16:24] Artoria     Hey, Seiichi... Am I... [16:27] Artoria     really someone who's needed by others? [16:30] Seiichi     You saw everyone's     expressions earlier, right? [16:33] Seiichi     They all love you, Artoria-san. [16:37] (Flashback) ---     I'm so glad. [16:38] Artoria     I see. [16:40] Artoria     So just as I find everyone     around me precious, [16:44] Artoria     they consider me precious to them, as well. [16:50] Seiichi     She asked me to get closer to her... [16:53] Seiichi     but how? [16:57] Seiichi     It's all right. [16:59] Seiichi     If you're feeling anxious, \I'll be here beside you, [17:03] Seiichi     for as long as it takes to reassure you. [17:06] Seiichi     I'll stay with you for as long it takes, [17:09] Seiichi     until the day you can truly     smile from the heart. [17:25] Saria     I wonder if Seiichi's okay. [17:27] Guscle     You don't have to worry about him! [17:29] Guscle     My muscles tell me so! [17:33] Eris     Setting what this trash heap says aside... [17:36] Guscle     That's mean, Eris-kun! [17:39] Eris     Don't worry! [17:40] Eris     Seiichi-san's kindness is definitely     getting through to Artoria-san. [17:49] Saria     Seiichi... [17:55] Seiichi     Wait, am I... [17:57] Seiichi     doing something incredibly bold here? [17:59] Seiichi     No, calm down. [18:01] Seiichi     You're doing this out of kindness     to help ease Artoria-san's fears! [18:05] Seiichi     Ah, but Artoria-san has such a nice smell... [18:10] Seiichi     Wait, no! [18:12] Seiichi     What am I doing relaxing around her?! [18:14] Artoria     S-Seiichi... [18:16] Seiichi     Huh? Er, yes? [18:17] Artoria     U-Um... well... [18:20] Artoria     Uh, that was embarrassing... [18:23] Seiichi     It was embarrassing for me, too! [18:25] Artoria     B-But thank you. [18:28] Seiichi     It's so wrong that someone this     kind bears a curse of misfortune! [18:33] Seiichi     Is there nothing I can do for her right now? [18:39] (Flashback) Artoria     From the moment I was born,     I've been cursed with that title. [18:45] Seiichi     If only Artoria-san's Luck     wasn't in the negatives... [18:50] Seiichi     If it wasn't negative? [18:52] Seiichi     That's it! [18:54] Seiichi     Artoria-san! Please hold out your hand! [18:56] Artoria     Huh? [19:01] Seiichi     It should have the opposite     effect on Artoria-san! [19:09] Artoria     What's this? [19:10] Seiichi     The Ring of Happiness. [19:13] Seiichi     It's a Fantasy-grade item that will     negate your curse and double your Luck. [19:18] Artoria     Negate my curse and double my Luck? [19:22] Seiichi     Yes! [19:22] Seiichi     Your Luck will go from negative two     million to positive four million! [19:27] Seiichi     Which means your curse will be undone! [19:29] Artoria     Wha... Really? [19:31] Seiichi     You'll no longer be the Calamity. [19:36] Seiichi     Artoria-san! [19:37] Seiichi     Let's enjoy happiness worth all the     misfortune you've faced so far! [19:42] Seiichi     I'll fully support you! [19:46] Seiichi     I'll fully... fully... fully... [19:58] Seiichi     Huh? Again? [20:00] Seiichi     What did I do wrong? [20:05] (Flashback) Seiichi     Let's enjoy happiness! [20:09] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'll fully support you! [20:13] Seiichi     I just proposed, didn't I?! [20:19] (Flashback) Artoria     B-But thank you. [20:25] Seiichi     But if it makes Artoria-san happy, then... [20:30] Seiichi     I guess that's good enough for now. [20:45] Artoria     Why is my heart racing like this? [20:54] Artoria     What's wrong with me? SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today [22:31] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [22:34] Artoria     S-Seiichi?! [22:36] Saria     Seiichi's present Status is... this! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Unnamed Monster (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)     Mana: 1698300 (100 )     Attack: 1644700 (100 ))     Defense: 1667000 (100 )     Agility: 1690000 (100 )     Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )     Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )     Luck: 1610000 (100 )     Charm: Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 ) SIGN    Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.      Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.      Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.      Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement. SIGN    Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).      Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.      Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.      Unique Magic: Hellfire.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder SIGN    Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.      High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.      Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.      Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.      Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots. SIGN    Titles: Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.      Peak of All. Tactless.      King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.      Money:      2500304060 G [22:53] Saria     Wow! He's powered up again! [22:56] Artoria     It's an array of OP stats. [22:59] Saria     Now, let's see... [23:00] Saria     Dragon God's Claws is a skill that lets     him unleash slashes with tremendous force. [23:05] Saria     They also possess the Light attribute,     making them effective against undead monsters. [23:09] Artoria     That's the Black Dragon God's     skill that caused me so much pain! [23:13] Saria     Then there's Abundant Blossoming of Swords. [23:15] Artoria     S-S-S-S-S-S-Seiichi! [23:18] Saria     He defeated the Black Dragon God with     this skill while you were was passed out. [23:23] Saria     Isn't he awesome? [23:24] Artoria     H-He's not awesome... [23:28] Saria     Wow, you went from bright red to pale! [23:30] Saria     It's a one-man Kouhaku show! [23:35] Artoria     Something is wrong with me! [23:37] Artoria     Why is my heart pounding like this?! [23:40] Artoria     Could this feeling actually be... SIGN    Next Time     Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World [23:43] Artoria     Next time: "Crying Out Love     in the Center of Another World." [23:46] Artoria     It's not how it seems, Saria! E6 - Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:03] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:05] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:08] Seiichi     I defeated the Black Dragon God,     and we returned to Telbert. [00:11] Seiichi     Wait, huh? [00:12] Seiichi     Artoria-san's depressed! [00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     Let's enjoy happiness! [00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'll fully support you! [00:24] (Flashback) Seiichi     I just proposed, didn't I?! [00:27] Seiichi     What's gonna happen to     my life in another world?! SIGN    Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World [00:42] Saria     What's the matter, Seiichi? [00:44] Seiichi     You saw what happened earlier, right? [00:46] Seiichi     What I said to Artoria-san... [00:52] (Flashback) Seiichi     Um, g-good morning! [00:58] (Flashback) Seiichi     Artoria-san? [01:02] (Flashback) Seiichi     Artoria-san... [01:06] Seiichi     She's completely avoiding me. [01:08] Saria     Don't worry. [01:10] Saria     It's not like she hates you. [01:14] Seiichi     How can you be sure about that?! [01:16] Saria     Hmm... Natural instinct? [01:19] Seiichi     Because you're a gorilla?! [01:21] Saria     Ooh-ooh-ooh! [01:23] Seiichi     Anyway, Saria, what do you want to do today? [01:26] Saria     Huh? [01:26] Saria     Well, our hunting test got canceled, so... [01:30] Saria     Then I think I'll go visit     the orphanage today. [01:33] Seiichi     Oh, accepting a quest already? [01:36] Saria     Yeah. Claire-san did say     I could come by anytime! [01:41] Saria     What about you? [01:43] Seiichi     I think I'm going to gather some     information instead of doing a quest. [01:48] Saria     Then I'll see you later, Seiichi! [01:50] Seiichi     Yeah. [01:51] Seiichi     Okay, then... [01:53] Seiichi     I need to learn more about this new world. SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made [03:29] Seiichi     The thing is, there's     some information I want. [03:33] Guscle     There's my Guscle Style Muscle Camp     with beginner to advanced courses. [03:37] Guscle     Which did you want to take? [03:39] Seiichi     No, I don't need any of those. [03:41] Eris     This is the problem with muscle-heads. [03:44] Seiichi     Eris-san! [03:46] Eris     How do you do, Seiichi-san? [03:47] Eris     I have some special information for you. [03:50] Seiichi     Really?! [03:52] Eris     Eris-style S&M Lecture, with Beginner's     Pig Slave Courses to Hard B**** Courses. [03:57] Eris     Which do you desire? [03:59] Seiichi     I was a fool to get my hopes up! [04:02] Guscle     Well, setting those jokes aside, [04:04] Guscle     what did you want to know? [04:07] Seiichi     Have there been any major     events nearby lately? [04:11] Guscle     Hmm... [04:13] Seiichi     Like heroes doing something, perhaps? [04:17] Guscle     Actually, I did hear that some other     country conducted a Hero Summoning. [04:21] Seiichi     Hero Summoning? [04:23] Seiichi     Bingo! [04:24] Eris     They brought heroes from another world     to defeat the resurrected Demon Lord. [04:30] Seiichi     Demon Lord?! [04:31] Eris     If you'd like to know more details about it, [04:34] Eris     the Royal Library's a good place. [04:36] Seiichi     Royal Library? [04:38] Guscle     Here's a map to the library. [04:42] Seiichi     I'm surprised you fit that in there! [04:44] Seiichi     It has to reek! [04:49] Seiichi     Hero Summoning, huh? [04:51] Seiichi     Maybe I'll be able to learn something     about Kannazuki-senpai and the others. [05:00] Scheldt     What is he doing?! [05:03] Scheldt     That damn Zakia hasn't had them     do any practical training? [05:07] Scheldt     Then what was the point     of the Hero Summoning?! [05:10] Helio     Many of the heroes themselves are also     requesting real battles against monsters. [05:16] Scheldt     Does he have any idea how extensive [05:18] Scheldt     the damage will be if the Demon Lord rises     when they haven't had any training?! [05:22] Helio     In that case, why not enroll the     heroes at Barbador Magic Academy? [05:28] Scheldt     Barbador Magic Academy? [05:31] Helio     With their solid foundation,     they'll easily dominate [05:34] Helio     the top ranks at the Academy     if we send them there. [05:37] Helio     That would allow us to show other     nations the power of the Kaiser Empire. [05:43] Scheldt     You think it'll work that well? [05:45] Helio     I'm sure it will be fine. [05:47] Helio     The heroes we summoned     are still just children. [05:50] Helio     It will be easy to make them obey. [05:53] Scheldt     And how will you do that? [05:57] Helio     We'll make them wear these [05:59] Helio     so that they can never disobey an order. [06:01] Scheldt     Enslavement Bracelets, huh? [06:03] Scheldt     Now I see. [06:12] Artoria-san     I'm acting weird! [06:26] Artoria-san     I ran away at the mere sight of Seiichi... [06:30] Artoria-san     And just thinking about     him makes my heart... [06:40] Seiichi     I wonder if this will have detailed accounts     of where the heroes were summoned. [06:45] Seiichi     Regardless... [06:47] Seiichi     Every book I read portrays mankind     as just and the Demon Lord as evil. [06:54] Seiichi     But they both suffered cruel     fates at the hands of man. [06:59] Seiichi     I don't know what's true and what isn't. [07:04] Seiichi     I need a change of pace. [07:07] Seiichi     Come to think of it, I don't know     that much about magic, either. [07:13] Seiichi     Okay, let's see here... [07:15] Seiichi     "To activate magic, you need     visualization and mana." [07:20] Seiichi     "Top class mages don't require visualization     and can use magic without chants—" [07:25] Voice     Skill: Omit Chant acquired. [07:28] Seiichi     Nah, no way. [07:33] Voice     Ice Magic: Master acquired. [07:38] Seiichi     Look, all I did was flip the page. [07:42] Voice     Lightning Magic: Master acquired. [07:47] Seiichi     Seriously, all I did was flip the page! [07:49] Voice     Fire Magic, Water Magic,     Light Magic, Wind Magic... [07:54] Voice     Congratulations! [07:56] Voice     You have acquired all elemental     magics at their highest ranks. [07:59] Seiichi     You're kidding me! [08:01] Voice     Skill: Magic Creation acquired. [08:05] ---     Skill: Pinnacle of Sorcery acquired. [08:07] Voice     Skill: Composite Magic acquired. [08:08] Seiichi     Cut it... [08:09] Seiichi     C-Cut it out already... [08:09] Voice     Skills: Mass Activation, Enchant Magic:     Master, and Circle Magic: Master acquired. [08:10] Seiichi     Let me go back to being a normal boy! [08:22] Saria     Wait for me! [08:27] Saria     Saria is a normal girl! [08:33] Kids     Gorilla! [08:38] Seiichi     Oh, well. [08:40] Seiichi     I guess I'll have to take my time looking     into Kannazuki-senpai and the others. [08:46] Seiichi     Oh, yeah. I haven't eaten lunch yet. [08:54] Seiichi     A-Animal ears?! [08:59] May     W-Welcome! [09:01] Seiichi     Oh, no, I'm not... [09:04] May     Please, have a look. [09:10] Seiichi     Did you paint all these yourself? [09:12] May     Y-Yes, I did! [09:14] ---     Wow... [09:17] Seiichi     They're all such gentle paintings. [09:19] Seiichi     How much for this painting? [09:21] May     Huh?! [09:22] Seiichi     Huh? Are they not for sale? [09:24] May     N-No, you're just the first to ask. [09:30] May     Thank you very much! [09:32] Seiichi     I'll just put this in my Item Box. [09:36] Seiichi     Now... [09:39] Seiichi     Huh? Th-That smell... [09:50] Seiichi     Over there! [09:53] Seiichi     Café Accogliente? [09:57] Seiichi     Mm, what a nice smell! [10:01] Seiichi     Wait, what if... [10:03] (Flashback) Eris     Come on, you perverted, masochist pigs! [10:06] Seiichi     ...it's something like that again?! [10:12] Seiichi     But I can't beat my empty stomach! [10:14] Seiichi     Let's go! [10:16] Noahd     Welcome. [10:19] Ranze     Haven't seen you before. [10:21] Seiichi     Huh? Oh, uh, I'm... [10:24] Ranze     Well, don't just stand there. Come on in. [10:28] Noahd     Welcome to Café Accogliente. [10:35] Artoria     What's going on? [10:37] Artoria     What is this longing that     makes my chest feel so tight? [10:45] Artoria     What on earth is wrong with me? [10:48] Adrianna     Shall I give you some advice, then? [10:52] Artoria     Huh? [10:53] Adrianna     How do you do, Artoria-chan? [10:59] Artoria     Adrianna-san. [11:04] Seiichi     Chow time! [11:13] Seiichi     The cream is rich, but not too overbearing, [11:15] Seiichi     and it combines with the perfect doneness     of the pasta and the savoriness of the meat [11:19] Seiichi     to create a unique harmony. [11:23] Seiichi     Which makes this... [11:26] Seiichi     Delicious! [11:34] Ranze     First time I've seen you here. Adventurer? [11:37] Seiichi     Yeah, I officially became an     adventurer just yesterday. [11:41] Ranze     I'm Ranze, a humble commoner. [11:45] Ranze     Nice to meet you. [11:46] Seiichi     My name's Hiiragi Seiichi. [11:48] Ranze     Seiichi? [11:50] Ranze     Going by your name,     you're from the Eastern Nation? [11:54] Seiichi     Huh? SIGN    Far East [11:57] Seiichi     W-Well, yeah, I guess so. [11:59] Ranze     The Eastern Nation's famous for     its many powerful warriors. [12:04] Ranze     Are you one, too? [12:05] Seiichi     I-I guess so. [12:10] Ranze     This is the owner of this café, Noahd. [12:13] Noahd     It's a pleasure to meet you. [12:15] Seiichi     Oh, same here! [12:18] Seiichi     That freaked me out. [12:19] Seiichi     I thought they'd realized     I came from another world. [12:26] Adrianna     In short, you're in love. [12:28] Artoria     L-Love?! [12:30] Adrianna     Your first love, at that. [12:32] Artoria     I-Impossible! [12:34] Artoria     Me?! [12:36] Artoria     Absolutely not! [12:37] Adrianna     If that's true, then what's that     ring on your left ring finger about? [12:44] Adrianna     A vow of eternal love. [12:47] Adrianna     That's common knowledge, isn't it? [12:51] Adrianna     Besides, thanks to that ring,     your curse has been lifted. [12:57] Artoria     But... [13:00] Artoria     Seiichi already has Saria... [13:05] Adrianna     Artoria-chan? [13:10] Adrianna     Why don't you admit it already? [13:12] Adrianna     You're in love with Seiichi-san. [13:15] Artoria     In love? [13:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     We're here to save you, Artoria-san! [13:22] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'll stay with you for as long it takes. [13:24] (Flashback) Seiichi     I'll fully support you! [13:28] Artoria     So that's it... [13:30] Artoria     I'm... in love. [13:33] Adrianna     Yeah. [13:36] Artoria     Is it really okay for me to fall in love? [13:39] Adrianna     Of course it is. [13:41] Artoria     Um... what do you think I can     do to get Seiichi's attention? [13:46] Adrianna     Huh? [13:47] Artoria     I want to let Seiichi know how I feel. [13:51] Artoria     I want Seiichi to love me the way I love him! [13:57] Adrianna     Leave it to me! [13:59] Adrianna     I'll teach you the perfect way     to win Seiichi-san's heart! [14:05] Ranze     No way! [14:07] Seiichi     Uh, was that a bad thing to do? [14:10] Ranze     It goes beyond bad. [14:12] Noahd     In this country, when a man     presents a woman with a ring [14:17] Noahd     and places it on her left ring finger, [14:19] Noahd     it's a symbol of his vow of eternal love. [14:23] Ranze     And if you even try to say,     "Just kidding!" or "My mistake!" [14:28] Ranze     You'll be executed. [14:30] Seiichi     E-Executed?! [14:32] Noahd     At best, castrated. SIGN    Castrated [14:39] Seiichi     A-Anything but that! [14:42] Ranze     Then why not just marry her already? [14:45] Seiichi     M-Marry?! [14:47] Ranze     You already swore eternal love. [14:49] Ranze     What else is there to do? [14:50] Seiichi     B-But... [14:56] Noahd     You already have your heart set     on another woman, don't you? [15:01] Seiichi     Well, yes... [15:03] Ranze     Then just cultivate eternal     love for both of them. [15:08] Ranze     You gotta be open-minded enough for that. [15:10] Seiichi     Wh-What?! [15:16] Noahd     Let me give you one piece     of advice as your elder. [15:20] Noahd     Never give them a vague answer. [15:24] Noahd     Either take responsibility     or give them a sincere apology. [15:29] Noahd     Make sure you give them a proper decision. [15:33] Seiichi     Got it. [15:35] Seiichi     I think I'll try to explain     myself clearly in person. [15:39] Seiichi     Thank you for the meal. [15:41] Seiichi     The tea was delicious. [15:43] Noahd     Thank you very much. [15:44] Ranze     Let's talk more if we see each other again. [15:48] Seiichi     Yes, definitely! [15:51] Ranze     Ah, to be young. [15:54] Noahd     Ranze, even though I'm here, [15:57] Noahd     you're exposing yourself     too much coming here alone. [16:00] Noahd     You're still the... [16:01] Ranze     Don't worry. [16:03] Ranze     The Kingdom's strongest swordsman,     Louise, will be coming to get me. [16:07] Noahd     I feel bad for Louise-sama, having to     go along with your whims all the time. [16:16] Ranze     See? She's here. [16:25] Seiichi     A decision, huh? [16:27] Seiichi     I know I can't drag this out. [16:30] Seiichi     But I... [16:41] Seiichi     I wonder if Saria's still here. [16:43] Seiichi     I-I can take my time thinking it over today [16:46] Seiichi     and come to a decision tomorrow! [16:48] Seiichi     I'm already here to pick up Saria... [16:52] Seiichi     And while I feel bad for Artoria-san, [16:55] Seiichi     I'll tell her tomorrow. [16:57] Seiichi     Y-Yeah! [16:59] Seiichi     I'm the worst. [17:02] Artoria     Seiichi! [17:09] Seiichi     A-Artoria-san? [17:13] Seiichi     Artoria-san's right here in front of me. [17:16] Seiichi     Now's the time to clear up the     misunderstanding about that ring, isn't it? [17:21] Seiichi     She might not forgive me,     but I have to apologize, right? [17:25] Seiichi     So go on, say it! [17:27] Seiichi     What are you afraid of?! [17:29] Seiichi     Say it, say it, say it, say it! [17:34] Seiichi     Artoria-san! [17:35] Seiichi     Um, that ring— [17:40] Seiichi     Th-This is... a kiss, isn't it? [17:48] Artoria     Don't say any more. [17:51] Artoria     I know. [17:52] Artoria     I know you didn't give me this     ring because you felt that way. [17:57] Seiichi     Then... [17:59] Artoria     But I don't care! [18:03] Artoria     I don't care. [18:05] Artoria     Because I've fallen in love with you. [18:09] Artoria     I mean, I know you already have Saria... [18:12] Artoria     But... But I still fell in love with you! [18:16] Artoria     Just seeing you makes my heart ache! [18:20] Seiichi     Artoria-san... [18:21] Artoria     Am I not good enough? [18:23] Artoria     Can I not stay by your side? [18:27] Seiichi     That's not... [18:29] Artoria     I know I'm not ladylike,     and maybe I'm not very lovable, [18:34] Artoria     but I still... [18:36] Seiichi     Artoria-san... [18:39] Seiichi     I can't choose between them! [18:44] (Flashback) Ranze     Then just cultivate eternal     love for both of them. [18:49] Seiichi     But... [18:51] Seiichi     I really... [18:54] Seiichi     I... [18:55] Artoria     Saria! [19:00] Seiichi     Saria?! [19:02] Seiichi     Uh, this... This isn't what you think! [19:06] Saria     Accept her. [19:08] Seiichi     Huh? [19:09] Saria     I'm a little sad that I can't     have you all to myself, [19:12] Saria     but I never expected to be able     to monopolize your charms. [19:17] Seiichi     Y-You're so... [19:21] Saria     Besides, females naturally     flock to strong males. [19:26] Artoria     Females? [19:27] Seiichi     You're still a gorilla when it comes to that... [19:30] Saria     So, Seiichi, make sure you     accept Artoria-san, okay? [19:35] Saria     I love Artoria-san, as well,     so I want to be with her, too. [19:40] Both     Saria... [19:48] Seiichi     Artoria-san... [19:49] Artoria     Ar. [19:50] Seiichi     Huh? [19:52] Artoria     Call me Ar. [19:54] Artoria     That's the nickname used by those     who are really close to me. [19:58] Artoria     Also, drop the honorifics! [20:02] Seiichi     You got it, Ar. [20:08] Seiichi     I love you, too, Ar. [20:21] Seiichi     Ar... [20:23] Seiichi     I know I'm kind of hopeless and unreliable, [20:27] Seiichi     but I'll do my best to make sure     you don't regret falling for me. [20:33] Artoria     Yeah! [20:35] Saria     Now Ar and I are together, too! [20:44] Guscle     Congratulations! [20:47] Eris     Congratulations. [20:49] Ranze     Congratulations. [20:50] Noahd     Congratulations. [20:52] Adrianna     Congratulations. [20:56] Three     Thank you! [20:58] Seiichi     Is it okay for things to end this way? SIGN    Seiichi's Status for Today [22:43] Artoria     I-It's time for "Seiichi's Status—" [22:47] Saria     Clap, clap, clap! [22:48] Artoria     I stuttered right at the start. [22:51] Saria     Uh, s-so... [22:52] Saria     Seiichi's present Status is... this! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi     Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)     Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644700 (100 )      Defense: 1668000 (100 ) Agility: 1790000 (100 )     Magic Attack: 1684000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1652000 (100 )      Luck: 1710000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )      Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.      High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.      Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.      Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.      Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.      Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.     Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.      Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.      Intimidation Resistance. SIGN          Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.      Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.      Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.      Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.      Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.      Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.      Pinnacle of Magic.      Money:      2500304060 G [23:03] Saria     Hey, Ar, SIGN    Magic Creation [23:05] Saria     what's this "Magic Creation"? [23:07] Artoria     Apparently, it's a skill that lets     him create his own new magic. [23:12] Artoria     As long as he has a clear     visualization and gives it a name, [23:15] Artoria     he can create any kind of spell. [23:17] Saria     Wow! That's useful! [23:20] Artoria     I want... to make something with Seiichi. [23:22] Saria     Huh? You want to make what? [23:25] Artoria     Blush... [23:26] Saria     Ar? [23:27] Artoria     N-Not that! Mem... mem... memories! [23:30] Artoria     I want to make memories! [23:35] Seiichi     I'm now surrounded by Saria and     Artoria, two beautiful women, [23:38] Seiichi     when a new heroine quickly appears! [23:41] Seiichi     As for her looks, she's... [23:42] Seiichi     a donkey?! SIGN    Next Time     Lulune Appears! [23:44] Seiichi     Next time: "Lulune Appears!" [23:46] Seiichi     Let's go, horse— [23:47] Seiichi     no, donkey girls! E7 - Lulune Appears! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:07] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:09] Seiichi     I also have a woman who's     precious to me: Saria. [00:12] Seiichi     And yet, now there's Artoria-san, too?! [00:16] (Flashback) Saria     Accept her! [00:17] (Flashback) Seiichi     I love you, too, Ar. [00:23] (Flashback) Saria     Now Ar and I are together, too! [00:27] Saria     N-Now I have two beautiful women! [00:29] Saria     How is my life in another     world meeting compliance?! [00:43] Guscle     This is sudden, but Seiichi-kun... [00:45] Seiichi     Talk normally. [00:47] Seiichi     And you don't have to do those     hip thrusts while we're eating. [00:50] Saria     What is it, Guscle-san? [00:53] Guscle     Right, right! You all still     don't own a horse, do you? [00:57] Seiichi     A horse? [00:58] Guscle     A horse... [00:59] Guscle     is something every     high-ranking adventurer needs! [01:04] Guscle     For battle, [01:06] Guscle     for traveling long distances, [01:07] Guscle     for carrying luggage... [01:09] Guscle     Horses are must-haves! [01:12] Guscle     And most importantly, [01:13] Guscle     horses are partners that form     strong bonds with their adventurers! [01:20] Seiichi     It matches your underwear?! [01:22] Guscle     Now! Strike while the iron     and protein shake is hot! [01:26] ---     Whoa, whoa! [01:27] Guscle     Go buy a horse here! [01:30] Seiichi     Where were you keeping that? [01:39] Seiichi     Sheesh... I wound up coming all by myself. [01:44] (Flashback) Saria     I'll go help out at the orphanage! [01:46] (Flashback) Artoria     Sorry, I have a backlog of quests. [01:49] Seiichi     What kind of map is this, anyway? [01:57] Seiichi     Is this the place? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Lulune Appears! [03:32] Seiichi     Excuse me! [03:34] Owner     Welcome! [03:36] Seiichi     Um, I'd like to buy a horse. [03:39] Owner     Are you here to enter the Royal Cup, too? [03:42] Seiichi     Royal Cup? [03:44] Owner     It's a race around the walls     for horse-like creatures. [03:48] Owner     Anything goes, even armed obstruction! [03:51] Owner     Since it's so dangerous,     top rankers earn extravagant prizes. [03:55] Seiichi     Wow, I didn't know there was     a competition like that. [03:58] Owner     We have great horses here! [04:01] Owner     If you want to win, you'll want our horses! [04:03] Seiichi     I didn't say a thing about entering... [04:07] Owner     This one's a dragon horse, [04:08] Owner     the most popular kind among adventurers. [04:13] Owner     This is a deer horse. [04:16] Owner     Despite its looks, it has twice the     horsepower of the dragon horse. [04:19] Seiichi     With a face like that?! [04:20] Owner     They're pretty useful if you train them well! [04:26] Seiichi     Huh?! [04:29] Owner     I-It died! [04:31] Seiichi     Are you kidding me?! [04:33] Owner     Deer horses die easily     because they're so dumb. [04:35] Owner     They'll forget to breathe and die. [04:37] Owner     They'll hit a bump in the road and die. [04:39] Owner     The slightest impact, and they'll die! [04:42] Owner     It's a tense run where even the     slightest error leads to instant death, [04:45] Owner     but the catharsis you get when     you pull it off is unbelievable! [04:50] Seiichi     This isn't Spe°°°ker... [04:52] Owner     That just leaves... [04:56] Owner     this one. [04:58] Owner     She's a truly wild mare who hasn't warmed     up to anyone since she was born here. [05:06] Owner     I really can't recommend this one. [05:09] Seiichi     She's a donkey, not a horse.. [05:16] Seiichi     And violent, too? [05:26] Seiichi     Is she saying something? [05:28] Voice     Skill: Comprehend All Languages acquired. [05:32] Lulune     Don't touch me like that with your     filthy hands, you bald rubbish! [05:35] Lulune     The only ones who can touch     me are those I deem worthy! [05:40] Seiichi     You talk a lot for a donkey. [05:42] Lulune     Huh?! [05:44] Lulune     Who are you? [05:46] Seiichi     Huh? U-Um... [05:48] Lulune     You can understand what I'm saying? [05:51] Lulune     Then get in here. [05:52] Seiichi     Uh, sure... [05:54] Seiichi     P-Pardon me. [06:02] Seiichi     That was close. [06:07] Seiichi     This is ridiculous. [06:09] Seiichi     Hup. [06:10] Seiichi     And hup. SIGN    Flailing [06:12] Lulune     P-Put me down! Put me down! [06:15] Seiichi     No way. [06:16] Seiichi     If I do, you'll just try to kick me again. [06:19] Lulune     I... I give up. [06:24] Lulune     You have made your power painfully clear. [06:29] Seiichi     Huh? Why the sudden change? [06:31] Lulune     Please forgive me for my earlier rudeness. [06:34] Lulune     You are the one fit to be the     master I serve for my entire life! [06:40] Seiichi     Huh? [06:41] Seiichi     Well, okay, then. [06:43] Seiichi     Nice to meet you, uh... [06:46] Lulune     It's Lulune, Master! [06:48] Owner     Mama! Mama! [06:51] Seiichi     Mister, please sell me this donkey. [06:54] Owner     Huh?! [06:55] Owner     What school are you from?! [06:57] Owner     I'll beat you up! [07:08] Owner     C-Come again. [07:20] Lulune     I'm going outside for the     first time in my life! [07:24] Lulune     Wh-What is that smell? SIGN    G     r     o     w     l [07:30] Seiichi     You want to eat some good food? [07:32] Lulune     C-Can I?! [07:34] Seiichi     Sure. I'll buy it for you. [07:36] Lulune     Y-You will?! [07:38] Seiichi     Two of those, please. [07:40] Clerk     Here are your grenades. [07:42] Lulune     What a kind person! [07:49] Seiichi     Time to eat. [07:52] Both     So good! [07:54] Seiichi     The moment you bite into the soft meat, [07:56] Seiichi     the juices practically     explode in your mouth! [07:58] Seiichi     It's a real meat grenade! [08:00] Lulune     I never knew the outside world     had such delicious things! [08:05] Lulune     Master! Master!     Can I order other things, too?! [08:09] Seiichi     Yeah, sure. [08:12] Lulune     I can't believe you're feeding me so much! [08:15] Lulune     I'll spend my whole life repaying this favor! [08:18] Seiichi     That's getting a bit dramatic. [08:20] Clay     You should enter the competition, too! [08:23] Clay     Why are you hesitating? [08:26] May     Those things aren't what I'm painting for. [08:30] Clay     But I can't bear to see someone with your     talent for painting rot away like this. [08:35] Seiichi     Hold on there! [08:38] Clay     Wh-Who are you? [08:40] Clay     Outsiders should stay out of this. [08:42] May     Y-You're... [08:49] May     Thank you so much for buying     my painting the other day. [08:52] Clay     Oh! I didn't know you had someone     who recognized you, May. [08:56] Clay     Don't you think you really should be     entering the Charasty Painting Competition? [09:00] Narrator-chan     The Charasty Painting Competition. [09:03] Narrator-chan     Held one month after the Royal Cup, [09:06] Narrator-chan     it is the most influential painting     competition in all of the Kingdom of Wimberg. [09:11] May     I don't imagine a beginner like me could     participate in such an amazing competition. [09:16] Clay     That has nothing to do with it! [09:17] Clay     You already had your paintings bought by     that man with the donkey, didn't you?! [09:23] Clay     So you bought May's painting, eh? [09:25] Seiichi     Well, it was a very nice painting. [09:27] Clay     Then, of course, you've bought one     of my paintings, too, haven't you? [09:31] Seiichi     No, I haven't. [09:33] Clay     What?! [09:35] Clay     Impossible! [09:36] Clay     You haven't bought any of my paintings?! [09:40] Seiichi     Huh? [09:41] Lulune     What is this? A triangle? [09:44] Clay     Well? [09:45] Clay     This is my piece on the theme of [09:48] Clay     a young maiden's feelings as she longs     for her lover during sunset at a beach! [09:52] Seiichi     Sorry, it just looks like a triangle to me. [09:58] Seiichi     Wh-Who's this? SIGN    Trembling [10:03] Clay     I am Clay Berger,     eldest son of Duke Berger, [10:07] Clay     and a prodigy of the arts. [10:09] Clay     I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. [10:12] Clay     More importantly, May! [10:14] Clay     Your paintings left an impact upon my heart. [10:17] Clay     I beg you, please enter the     Charasty Painting Competition. [10:22] May     But... [10:23] Seiichi     May. [10:25] Seiichi     I think I'm going to enter the Royal Cup. [10:29] Both     What?! [10:30] Seiichi     If I happen to place at the top, [10:32] Seiichi     will you try entering that     art competition too, May? [10:38] May     B-But isn't the Royal Cup dangerous? [10:41] May     Aren't you scared? [10:43] Seiichi     Hmm, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't. [10:47] Seiichi     But if I can just rank at the top there, [10:50] Seiichi     wouldn't that give you the     courage to move forward, too? [10:55] Seiichi     It's better to try and regret it later! [11:01] Clay     Speaking of the top ranks, [11:03] Clay     that artistically delicious     Tambuli is one of the prizes. [11:08] Seiichi     Tambuli? [11:10] Clay     The legendary gigantic fish. [11:12] Clay     It's the prize for fifth place, I think? [11:14] Clay     The taste is practically art! [11:18] Lulune     L-Let's enter for sure, Master! [11:21] Seiichi     Okay, okay. [11:23] Clay     Speaking of, what is with this donkey? [11:25] Clay     You're not entering with     this donkey, are you? [11:28] Seiichi     I-I am. [11:37] Lorna     Now, it's that time of year again! [11:40] Lorna     Time for the annual Royal Cup race! [11:46] Saria     Lulune-chan! [11:48] Saria     Good luck! [11:50] Artoria     I'll be cheering for you from the front row! [11:53] Seiichi     Yeah! [12:02] Lulune     Tambuli! Tambuli! Tambuli! [12:03] Seiichi     They're all incredible. [12:06] Lorna     Now, the Royal Cup is about to start! [12:10] Lorna     I'm your announcer, one of     the Valkyries, Lorna Kirizas! [12:17] Saria     Seiichi! [12:19] Saria     Good luck! [12:22] Lorna     Now, let's introduce this     year's extravagant prizes! [12:26] Lulune     Tambuli, Tambuli... [12:28] Lorna     The first and second prizes     this year are super hot! [12:33] Lorna     First, we have this! [12:35] Lorna     The second place prize is... [12:37] Lorna     precious sexy photos of our     Valkyrie captain, Louise-sama! [12:42] Both     Huh? [12:43] Spectators     Louise-sama! [12:45] Spectators     Louise! Louise! [12:47] Both     Huh?! [12:49] Lorna     And of course, our grand prize is... [12:53] Lorna     a ticket to spend a day with us Valkyries! [12:59] Crowd     Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries! [13:04] Crowd     Valkyries! Valkyries! Valkyries! [13:05] Seiichi     That's some excitement. [13:07] Lulune     Master! Let's make sure to aim     for fifth place and the Tambuli! [13:11] Seiichi     Y-Yeah! [13:12] May     Um, Seiichi-san... [13:15] Clay     Hey, Seiichi. [13:16] Seiichi     Why are you two here? [13:19] Clay     To give you encouragement. [13:20] May     Seiichi-san, this race     really is too dangerous. [13:24] May     You should withdraw. [13:27] Seiichi     Everyone's always afraid of that first step. [13:31] Seiichi     But if someone can give your back     a push, you can move forward. [13:37] Seiichi     It was the same way for me in the past. [13:40] Seiichi     So this time, I want to help someone—help you. [13:48] Seiichi     All right! Let's do this! [13:51] Lorna     Now, everyone! [13:53] Lorna     Are you ready to start?! [13:56] Lorna     The rules are simple! [13:58] Lorna     Once you start and exit the main gate, [14:00] Lorna     you must run a lap around the walls [14:02] Lorna     and return once more to the     goal in the main grounds. [14:06] Lorna     During the race, any obstruction of     your fellow competitors is allowed, [14:10] Lorna     so, of course, your skill as a rider, [14:12] Lorna     and as an adventurer, will matter greatly. [14:16] Lulune     Tambuli, Tambuli, Tambuli! [14:19] Lorna     Now, the gate is opening! [14:24] Lorna     Royal Cup... [14:26] Lorna     Ready... [14:28] Lorna     Go! [14:36] Lorna     Whoa! The deer horses! [14:38] RiderA     Hey, what happened to Johnson?! [14:39] RiderB     Run! Run now! [14:44] RiderA     H-He's dead! [14:46] RiderB     They died from shock when the cannon sounded! [14:50] Spectator     That's what happens when     you cheap out on horses! [14:51] Spectator     What a laughingstock! [14:55] Lorna     Roughly twenty have dropped out at once! [14:58] Lorna     The other racers have all safely exited the— [15:01] Lorna     or not! [15:03] Seiichi     Lulune! What's wrong?! [15:09] Spectator     Hey, come on! [15:10] Spectator     Run already! [15:11] Spectator     Quit screwing around! [15:13] Spectator     I bet my entire fortune on     you two! Take this seriously! [15:17] Artoria     What was that man thinking?! [15:19] Saria     I wonder what's wrong. [15:22] Seiichi     Are you not feeling well? [15:24] Lulune     Actually, this morning... [15:26] Seiichi     This morning? [15:27] Lulune     I was looking forward to the Tambuli     so much that I skipped breakfast. [15:32] Seiichi     What?! SIGN    G     r     o     w     l SIGN    G     r     o     w     l [15:38] Seiichi     Jeez. [15:41] Seiichi     Do I have anything to eat? [15:45] Seiichi     The Fruit of Evolution cultivation set! [15:49] Seiichi     Lulune, eat this. [15:51] Lulune     Huh? [15:52] BeardRider     Move, move, move, move! [15:55] RiderE     That's foul play! [15:56] BeardRider     Out of the way, out of the way! [16:00] BeardRider     I'm going to win the grand prize! [16:02] FemaleRider     That's my line! [16:07] Lorna     Now, the leading group is finally     entering the middle phase of the course! [16:12] FemaleRider     Now that it's come to this, [16:13] FemaleRider     I'll use this Summon Wolf Whistle [16:16] FemaleRider     to eliminate everyone! [16:18] BeardRider     Summon Wolf Whistle? What's that? [16:21] FemaleRider     Now, here I go! [16:24] FemaleRider     Come forth, you beasts! [16:36] RiderD     Hey! Aren't those Grand Wolves?! [16:42] RiderE     No one said there would be B-Rank monsters! [16:54] Lorna     Why is there a Hell Wolf,     an A-Rank monster, here?! [17:01] May     Seiichi-san... [17:03] Clay     Will he be okay? [17:09] Lorna     Everyone, I'm sad to say that since it's     become too dangerous, this year's race must— [17:16] Lorna     What's this? Something's     coming at incredible speed... [17:20] Lorna     It's racer Seiichi! [17:27] Saria     Seiichi! [17:28] Saria     Lulune-chan! [17:29] Saria     Fight on! [17:32] Artoria     The surprises never end with him around! [17:35] May     Seiichi-san! [17:36] Clay     Now this is getting interesting! [17:38] Seiichi     I'm rocking too hard and getting motion-sick! [17:41] Seiichi     Please slow down! [17:42] Lulune     Is it because of that fruit I ate earlier? [17:45] Lulune     I can't control myself! [17:47] RiderG     That donkey's charging in!     Is everything okay?! [17:51] RiderH     Donkeys are a wolf's favorite meal! [17:54] Lulune     Right now... [17:55] Lulune     I can go anywhere! [17:59] BeardRider     S-She jumped?! [18:12] Lulune     Get out of my way, trash! [18:15] FemaleRider     Now, get her, Hell Wolf! [18:21] Lulune     Move. [18:23] Seiichi     Whoa! [18:51] Lulune     Hmph. Damn trash. [18:53] Seiichi     Th-Thanks, Lulune. [18:56] BeardRider     W-We have to fight against them now? [19:00] FemaleRider     I-I'm forfeiting. [19:03] BeardRider     Me, too. [19:04] Lorna     U-Uh, the race... [19:08] Seiichi     Oh, right! The race is still ongoing! [19:11] Seiichi     Hurry, Lulune! [19:13] Lulune     Roger that, Master! [19:15] Lorna     So the race continues... [19:23] Lorna     The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune! [19:28] Seiichi     Huh? [19:30] May     He won! [19:32] Saria     They did it, Ar! [19:34] Artoria     That's the man I fell for! [19:38] Clay     At any rate, now you can paint     with without worry, right? [19:43] May     Yes! I have an image in mind. [19:45] May     I'll start working on the painting now. [19:48] Clay     I see. [19:49] Clay     Then I'm not going to lose, either! [19:52] May     Yes! [19:57] Lulune     I screwed up! [20:00] Lulune     The fifth-place Tambuli! [20:03] Seiichi     C'mon, cheer up. [20:05] Seiichi     I mean, you won. [20:07] Lulune     I don't want that! [20:10] Seiichi     Hey, Lulune. [20:12] Seiichi     I know it didn't work out this time, [20:14] Seiichi     but there will be other chances. [20:16] Seiichi     Besides, I'm sure there's even more     delicious food out there in the world. [20:20] Seiichi     Thank you for doing your best today. [20:29] Lulune     I'll follow you my whole life! [20:32] Seiichi     I-I get it! Just calm down! [20:41] Artoria     Seiichi, you in here? [20:44] Artoria     S-Seiichi?! [20:45] Saria     Seiichi! [20:55] Seiichi     Lulune? [20:57] Artoria     Huh? [20:59] Lulune     Master! [21:03] Seiichi     Huh?! [22:38] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)      Mana: 1699000 (100 )      Attack: 1647000 (100 )      Defense: 1680000 (100 )      Agility: 1900000 (100 )      Magic Attack: 1706000 (100 )      Magic Defense: 1690000 (100 )      Luck: 1930000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 ) [22:43] Artoria     This isn't the time to be doing this! [22:46] (Flashback) Lulune     Master! [22:47] Artoria     Who is this?! [22:48] (Flashback) Seiichi     Huh?! [22:51] Artoria     Don't give us a nosebleed stream! [22:53] Saria     Seiichi's present Status is... this! SIGN    Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.      Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor. Invert Magic.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack.     Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.     Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.      Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.     Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate.      Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.     Penetration. Intimidation.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.     Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master.      Circle Magic: Master. [22:57] Artoria     Don't carry on like usual! SIGN    Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.      Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder SIGN    Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.      High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots. SIGN    Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.      Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.      Money:      2500757230 G [23:00] Saria     Seiichi, you've been stuck     at Level 15 for a while. [23:04] Seiichi     Oh, yeah. [23:06] Saria     Hey, Ar, what's the     Comprehend All Languages skill? [23:10] Artoria     Huh? [23:14] Artoria     Well, you see, Comprehend All Languages [23:17] Artoria     is a skill that allows to him understand     the languages of all kinds of creatures. [23:21] Saria     I see. [23:23] Seiichi     Wow. [23:24] Artoria     No, seriously, this isn't the     time to be doing this segment! [23:28] (Flashback) Lulune     Master! [23:31] Artoria     Don't get excited! [23:35] Lulune     I'll serve you for life, [23:38] Lulune     so please treat me well, Master! [23:40] Lulune     Wait, he's suddenly captured?! [23:43] Lulune     Who are these people?! SIGN    Next Time:     Beautiful Valkyrie [23:44] Lulune     Next time: "Beautiful Valkyrie." [23:47] Lulune     Master, I'm hungry! E8 - Beautiful Valkyrie Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:06] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:08] Seiichi     I recently entered the Royal Cup     with a donkey named Lulune. [00:12] Seiichi     After eating a Fruit of Evolution, [00:14] Seiichi     Lulune defeated some monsters     and left all the racers behind. [00:17] (Flashback) Lorna     The winners are Hiiragi Seiichi and Lulune! [00:21] Seiichi     Then something unbelievable happened! [00:25] Lulune     Master! [00:27] Seiichi     She turned into a beautiful woman?! [00:29] Seiichi     Wh-What's going on in my     life in another world?! [00:37] Seiichi     You're... Lulune, right? [00:40] Lulune     Master! Something's not right! [00:42] Lulune     My body is... [00:44] Seiichi     I can see it! I can see it! [00:45] Seiichi     C-Calm down! I'll explain it all to you! [00:48] Artoria     Hey, Seiichi, what are you doing? [00:52] Seiichi     Uh, I... No, wait! [00:54] Seiichi     I-It's not what you think! [00:55] Seiichi     It's not that, Ar! [00:57] Artoria     Is that all you have to say for yourself? SIGN     C     r      a     c      k SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Beautiful Valkyrie [02:43] Artoria     So you're saying this woman     is your donkey, Lulune, [02:46] Artoria     after eating a Fruit of Evolution? [02:48] Seiichi     Yes. [02:49] Artoria     Can't you come up with any better excuses? [02:53] Seiichi     But I can't help what's already happened! [02:55] Saria     Hey, Ar, Seiichi is telling the truth. [02:59] Artoria     Huh? You're defending him, too, Saria? [03:03] Saria     Ar, look at me. [03:07] Saria     I was originally a monster. [03:09] Saria     But I ate the Fruit of Evolution     and became a Human. [03:14] Saria     See? [03:17] Seiichi     A-Ar? [03:22] Artoria     Come with me! [03:25] Seiichi     Ar! SIGN    20 Minutes Later [03:33] Artoria     What do you think? [03:35] Lulune     Does it look good on me? [03:37] Saria     It looks great on you, Lulune-chan! [03:40] Seiichi     Ar, your fashion sense is amazing. [03:42] Artoria     R-Really? [03:44] Lulune     Um, thank you so much! [03:46] Lorna     Hello! [03:51] Claudia     Lorna, you're not here to challenge anyone. [03:54] Claudia     There's no need to make that kind of entrance. [03:57] Lorna     Tee-hee. [03:58] Seiichi     Uh, and you are? [04:01] Claudia     Oh, pardon me. [04:03] Claudia     I'm one of this nation's Valkyries,     Claudia Asterio. [04:08] Lorna     Likewise, a Valkyrie, Lorna Kirizas! [04:11] Claudia     You're Hiiragi Seiichi-kun, yes? [04:15] Seiichi     Huh? Y-Yes... [04:18] Claudia     Could you hold out both your hands? [04:19] Seiichi     L-Like this? [04:24] Seiichi     Huh?! [04:26] Claudia     We've been ordered to bring you in. [04:30] Seiichi     Why? Did I do something wrong? [04:33] Lorna     Now, would you come with us for a bit? [04:36] Seiichi     Wai— [04:36] Lorna     Give it up! This is the end of your evildoing! [04:40] Claudia     Lorna, that's enough overdoing it. [04:44] Seiichi     I-I'm innocent! [04:47] Saria     Seiichi! [04:48] Lulune     Master! SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Third Division     Leia Falzar [05:06] Leia     Leia Falzar, Captain of the     Demon Lord's Army, Third Division. [05:10] Leia     I've just arrived. SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Second Division      Zolua Waltorre [05:12] Zolua     Hey, Liaretta, are we starting yet? [05:15] Zolua     I want to go home and sleep. SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, First Division      Xellos Albarna [05:17] Xellos     Zolua, are you going to trouble Lutia-sama [05:20] Xellos     with your whims after     she summoned us here? [05:24] Jade     No mischief from either of you, okay? SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Penal Division      Jade Raven [05:27] Jade     Or do you want some of my punishment? SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fifth Division      Urus Bashew [05:32] Urus     Hey, Leia! [05:33] Urus     What are you thinking, showing up     late for an important meeting? SIGN    Captain of the Demon Lord's Army, Fourth Division      Liaretta Valheim [05:37] Liaretta     Urus is right, Leia. [05:40] Liaretta     You should arrive on time, you know. [05:43] Leia     Is Lutia-sama not here yet? SIGN    Demon Lord's Daughter      Lutia Butte [05:55] Lutia     Everyone, thank you for     responding to my summons. SIGN    Demon Lord's Aide      Kreis [06:01] Kreis     Thank you, indeed! [06:04] Lutia     Kreis, quiet. [06:07] Urus     Lutia-sama, what did you need? [06:09] Lutia     The reason I have gathered the captains of     all Demon Lord's Army divisions today... [06:20] Lutia     is because I wish to discuss an     alliance with Wimberg Kingdom. [06:27] Kreis     Wh-What is this you speak of?! [06:30] Kreis     You would forge an alliance with the humans [06:32] Kreis     that have persecuted demons     for many long years? [06:34] Kreis     The same humans who sealed away     your father, the Demon Lord?! [06:38] Lutia     That is all the more reason we need     to bring our peoples closer together. [06:42] Kreis     This makes no sense! [06:44] Kreis     Have you gone mad?! [06:46] Lutia     I hear the King of Wimberg [06:49] Lutia     is proactively building friendly     relations with demons. [06:53] Leia     Lutia-sama. [06:55] Kreis     What is it, Leia? [06:56] Leia     I have heard that the Black Dragon     God was most likely defeated [07:00] Leia     by a single human from     the Kingdom of Wimberg. [07:04] Xellos     Impossible! [07:05] Xellos     The Black Dragon God was the strongest     member of the Demon Lord's army. [07:09] Liaretta     A mere human, defeated such a great figure? [07:13] Leia     According to the Black Dragon God, [07:15] Leia     he lost to a human named "Seiichi." [07:20] (Flashback) Leia     Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito. [07:23] (Flashback) Leia     Yosetsukaff, Ufeclad, Rakiamayarito. [07:31] (Flashback) Leia     Loyal servant of the     Demon Lord, Black Dragon God, [07:36] (Flashback) Leia     I summon your soul here now! [07:41] (Flashback) Leia     Black Dragon God! [07:42] (Flashback) BDG     I lost, then? [07:44] (Flashback) Leia     I'll gather the strongest forces     of each demon army at once [07:48] (Flashback) Leia     and set out to avenge you. [07:50] (Flashback) BDG     No. [07:52] (Flashback) BDG     At one time, I hated humans. [07:56] (Flashback) BDG     However, that man challenged     me fair and square, and I lost. [08:01] (Flashback) BDG     I have no regrets. [08:03] (Flashback) Leia     Black Dragon God?! [08:08] Kreis     Fair and square? Absolutely absurd! [08:12] Kreis     Our Demon Lord's army has been the     brunt of countless dastardly tricks! [08:16] Lutia     We cannot cling to our harsh past forever. [08:19] Lutia     To truly return smiles to our people, [08:24] Lutia     I believe we must coexist with humans. [08:28] Kreis     R-Right! Lutia-sama, the prophecy!     Remember the prophecy? [08:32] Kreis     It was foretold that getting     involved with humans [08:35] Kreis     would bring great calamity to us demons! [08:37] Kreis     We should stop this at once! [08:40] Lutia     If that comes to pass,     I shall offer up my head. [08:43] Kreis     Impossible! [08:44] Kreis     Our people will never accept such a trifle! [08:48] Zolua     Hey, pig. What do you mean by "trifle"? [08:52] Zolua     Be quiet and follow Lutia-sama, [08:54] Zolua     or I'll crush you. [08:57] Xellos     I don't like the fact that I agree with you, [09:00] Xellos     but I wouldn't mind     eliminating him right now. [09:04] Jade     Want to savor some hot punishment? [09:12] Kreis     M-Mark my words! [09:13] Kreis     You'll learn how foolish it is     to form an alliance with humans! [09:21] Lutia     We have to move forward. [09:24] Lutia     So lend me your strength. [09:29] All     We stand with the Demon Lord! [09:33] Lutia     Thank you. [09:35] Kreis     Damn it! Damn it, damn it! [09:37] Kreis     Now all my plans will be... [09:40] Kreis     Well, my plans may have been thrown     off, but I can still correct course. [09:44] Kreis     No one will be able to stop me! [09:56] Lorna     This is the castle of the Kingdom     of Wimberg, Arkshell Castle. [10:00] Seiichi     Incredible... [10:07] Seiichi     But would you all please tell me     what this is about already? [10:11] Claudia     Seiichi-kun, you won the     Royal Cup, didn't you? [10:15] Seiichi     What about it? [10:16] Lorna     Did you forget? [10:17] Lorna     The winner earned the right to     spend a day with us Valkyries. [10:23] Seiichi     That's what these manacles are for?! [10:25] Lorna     We don't have much free time,     despite what you may think! V! [10:29] Seiichi     Forget the V! Just release me from these! [10:32] Claudia     Fine, fine. [10:36] Seiichi     I'm finally free. [10:38] Lorna     Now, look! This is the Kingdom     of Wimberg's training ground! [10:42] Lorna     By the way, there's a barrier     here that won't budge even when [10:45] Lorna     the mages cast magic at full strength! [10:48] Claudia     Well, Louise-sama would never     let them do that, either. [10:51] Seiichi     Uh, is this Louise-sama that scary? [10:55] Lorna     S-S-S-Scary doesn't cut it. [10:57] Lorna     She's a devil! A devil! [11:01] Claudia     This is perfect timing.     Seiichi-kun, look over there. [11:04] Claudia     That's the training we Valkyries go through. [11:07] Lorna     And the one in the center     is our captain, Louise-sama. [11:18] Seiichi     Rose of Somesailles? [11:23] Lorna     Please watch closely! [11:25] Lorna     It'll be over in an instant! [11:40] Seiichi     So fast! [11:42] Seiichi     Even with Sixth Sense, I couldn't see it. [11:45] Louise     You're getting faster with your sword, [11:47] Louise     but your attacks are too straightforward. [11:49] Louise     Work on improving that. [11:50] Valkyries     Thank you very much! [11:53] Louise     You're both back? [11:54] Claudia     Yes, we've brought him here. [11:56] Lorna     That was perfect! [11:59] Louise     So you're Seiichi-san? [12:01] Seiichi     Yes. [12:02] Louise     I lead the Valkyries of     the Kingdom of Wimberg. [12:06] Louise     I'm Louise Balze. [12:07] Seiichi     N-Nice to meet you. [12:10] Louise     Likewise. [12:10] Seiichi     Huh? [12:14] Louise     Now, shall we have a mock battle? [12:17] Seiichi     Can I go home? [12:24] Louise     Now, here I come. [12:27] Seiichi     Hey... H-Hey! [12:29] Louise     Don't worry, it's a wooden sword. [12:33] Seiichi     H-Hold on! [12:40] StudentA     So this is Barbador Academy? [12:42] StudentB     What's going to happen to us now? [12:45] StudentC     For now, let's just see how things go. [12:47] Shouta     Kannazuki-senpai. [12:49] Kannazuki     Let's go, too. [12:54] Ooyama     What's this? [12:55] Ooyama     Well, if it isn't the student council president. [12:59] Kannazuki     Ooyama. [13:01] Ooyama     And Kenji, too. [13:03] Kenji     Ooyama-senpai. [13:05] Ooyama     I'm surprised you were able to come here, [13:08] Ooyama     when you were so weak in the boxing club. [13:10] Kenji     What?! [13:11] Kannazuki     Don't, Kenji. [13:13] Kannazuki     What did you need? [13:14] Kisaragi     Hey, we're all able to fight monsters now,     so since we're back together and all, [13:19] Kisaragi     why don't we have a little match? [13:21] Kannazuki     A match? [13:23] Kisaragi     Let's see whether you all can     defeat more monsters than us. [13:28] Tougou     Sounds good. [13:29] Ooyama     I'll go easy on you. [13:34] Shouta     Hey! [13:38] Ooyama     That hurt! [13:39] Kannazuki     Sorry, but I don't have time to go     along with your tasteless match. [13:44] Ooyama     What?! [13:45] Tougou     Now, now. [13:47] Tougou     That's our president for you. [13:48] Tougou     Such a goody-two-shoes. [13:50] Kisaragi     Neither of us knows left from right here. [13:53] Kisaragi     So let's all get along, okay? [13:58] Shouta     What's their deal? [14:01] Kisaragi     Kannazuki Karen, huh? [14:03] Kisaragi     I'll show you what happens when you defy us. [14:14] Louise     I'm stunned. [14:15] Louise     I didn't expect you to so easily     dodge my opening strike. [14:18] Seiichi     It wasn't easy at all! [14:21] Louise     Very well. [14:22] Louise     Then I'll use my full might next time. [14:24] Seiichi     You're not listening! [14:32] Seiichi     Damn it! She's not giving me a choice! [14:34] Claudia     Man, he's good. [14:36] Claudia     I'm surprised there's someone so adept at     continually dodging Louise-sama's attacks. [14:41] Lorna     Just who is he, anyway? [14:51] Louise     I'm truly stunned. [14:53] Louise     I didn't think my serious     attacks wouldn't work. [14:57] Seiichi     Can we end this already? [14:59] Louise     Yes, I'll end it with this blow. [15:03] Seiichi     Please, listen to me! [15:10] Seiichi     Oh, no! [15:11] Voice     Skill: Adaptation activating. [15:13] ---     Skill: Sixth Sense merged with skill:     Enemy Detection into skill: World Vision. [15:22] ---     Furthermore, skill:     Reflexive Defense acquired. [15:48] Lorna     No, no, no! [15:49] Lorna     Why are you just as shocked     as the rest of us?! [15:53] Seiichi     I mean, come on! [15:54] Seiichi     Even I don't know why I was able     to move like that all of a sudden! [16:05] Seiichi     Uh... [16:06] Louise     Seiichi-dono... [16:07] Seiichi     Huh? [16:08] Louise     May I call you Master? [16:11] Seiichi     Wh-What? [16:15] Louise     Please take good care of me, Master. [16:18] Seiichi     Are you kidding me?! [16:21] Claudia     Seiichi-kun, do you have a moment? [16:24] Claudia     There's something I want     to talk to you about. [16:26] Seiichi     O-Okay... [16:35] Maid     Pardon me. [16:38] Maid     Your Majesty, the bath is prepared. [16:42] King     Good work. [16:48] King     Now, how's the bath water today? [16:54] Claudia     You're strong, Seiichi-kun. [16:57] Claudia     Or should I call you Master Seiichi? [17:00] Seiichi     Please give me a break. [17:02] Claudia     Actually, I wanted to thank you. [17:05] Seiichi     Huh? [17:07] Claudia     Louise-sama has been a genius with     the sword since the day she was born. [17:13] Seiichi     I'm sure. [17:15] Claudia     But she can't use any skills or magic. [17:18] Seiichi     No, no, no. She was     launching slashes like crazy. [17:23] Claudia     She can recreate any swordsmanship     she's witnessed with her own technique [17:29] Claudia     rather than as a skill. [17:31] Seiichi     Th-That's an incredible talent. [17:35] Claudia     The only one who could measure     up to her was the Black Paladin. [17:40] Claudia     Which is why Louise-sama is always... [17:43] Seiichi     Huh? [17:45] Seiichi     Louise-san? [17:46] Claudia     Louise-sama... [17:48] Louise     Seiichi-dono, please forgive me for calling     you Master without permission earlier. [17:53] Seiichi     No, no, it's fine. [17:55] Louise     Thank you. [17:57] Seiichi     Huh? [17:58] Louise     For saving me. [18:00] Seiichi     Uh, what do you mean? [18:04] Louise     I've always been alone. [18:09] Louise     I've wielded a sword since I was young. [18:14] (Flashback) Mother     Y-You're a genius, Louise-sama! [18:18] Louise     The stronger I became... [18:28] (Flashback) Louise     Who's next? [18:29] (Flashback) KnightB     No, please stop! [18:32] (Flashback) KnightC     We can't beat a genius! [18:34] Louise     ...the more walls grew between me and others. [18:36] (Flashback) ValkyrieA     So cool! [18:38] (Flashback) ValkyrieB     She's a genius! [18:45] Louise     I never had anyone I could call a friend. [18:53] Claudia     Seiichi-kun. [18:55] Claudia     You're the one who saved Louise-sama. [18:58] Claudia     So thank you. [19:00] Seiichi     No, I didn't... [19:02] Louise     Claudia. [19:03] Louise     Thank you so much for always     being so concerned for me. [19:07] Claudia     Wh-What are you saying? [19:10] Claudia     I... I... [19:13] Louise     Claudia... [19:15] Claudia     L-Louise-sama! [19:24] Seiichi     Being alone is hard. [19:30] Seiichi     Um... [19:33] Seiichi     If you really think I'll suffice... [19:35] Louise     Once again, please take     good care of me, Master! [19:38] Seiichi     Sure. [19:39] Seiichi     Though... I don't think there's     much I'll be able to teach you. [19:45] Louise     That's fine! I'll watch you and steal what I see! [19:47] Seiichi     No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [19:49] Voice     Skill: Instructor acquired. [19:53] Seiichi     Seriously? [19:55] Louise     Now, Master, let's spar at once! [19:58] Seiichi     H-Hold on! [20:05] Maid     The king! [20:06] Louise     What's going on? [20:08] Maid     Someone has attacked the king! [20:11] Louise     Stay here. It's too dangerous for you. [20:13] Louise     Master, please return home for today. [20:16] Seiichi     What are you saying? I'll— [20:18] Claudia     Seiichi-kun, we can't involve     an outsider like you. [20:22] Lorna     I'm sorry, but we're done for today! [20:24] Seiichi     Hey, wait... [20:28] Seiichi     Okay, I'll take you up on that offer. [20:37] Seiichi     As if I could just go home     after coming all the way here! [20:40] ---     Skill: World Vision! [20:49] ---     This one's the culprit? [20:54] ---     The assassin is just a child? [22:35] Claudia     Time for... [22:36] Lorna     ..."Seiichi's Status for Today"! [22:38] Lorna     Now, his present Status is... SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)      Mana: 1698300 (100 )      Attack: 1645000 (100 )      Defense: 1679000 (100 )      Agility: 1890000 (100 )      Magic Attack: 1704000 (100 )      Magic Defense: 1663000 (100 )      Luck: 1910000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify     This Has Become Ridiculous (100 ) SIGN    Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.      Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.      World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.     Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.      Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.      Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).      Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.      Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic.      Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      SIGN    Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master.      Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.      Lightning Magic: Master. Unique Magic: Hellfire.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.     One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder SIGN    Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.     High Quality Undershirt.      High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain.     Water Spirit's Dagger.      Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.      Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.      Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots. Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.      Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.      Money:      2500657230 G [22:45] Lorna     His new skill, World Vision! [22:47] Lorna     Cu-chan, what kind of skill is this? [22:49] Claudia     Apparently, it allows minute Enemy Detection. [22:51] Claudia     It also increases the     effects of Sixth Sense, [22:54] Claudia     allowing him to react at even     greater speeds than before. [22:57] Claudia     By the way, his Reflexive Defense [22:59] Claudia     is a skill that allows him to     automatically take defensive action [23:02] Claudia     against attacks he's unable to respond to. [23:04] Lorna     Which means he can avoid     enemies' attacks with ease! [23:08] Claudia     More importantly, Lorna... [23:10] Lorna     What is it, Cu-chan? [23:11] Claudia     Do you think Louise-sama     is falling for Seiichi-kun? [23:15] Lorna     Oh? [23:15] Lorna     You think they'll develop beyond     just Master and student?! [23:18] Claudia     Wouldn't it be great if they did? [23:20] Lorna     True, I'd love to see     Louise-sama lost in love! [23:24] Claudia     So good, right?! [23:26] Lorna     I'm looking forward to how it plays out! [23:31] Lorna     L-Louise-sama?! [23:32] Lorna     How long have you been there?! [23:35] Saria     Seiichi chases after the     assassin who attacked the king. [23:38] Saria     The culprit turns out to be another cute girl! [23:41] Saria     But why would a little girl     like this do such a thing? [23:44] ---     Next time: "Black Cat Oliga." SIGN    Next Time     Black Cat Oliga [23:46] Saria     There'll be bath scenes, too! E9 - Black Cat Oliga Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:03] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:05] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:09] Seiichi     Louise, the leader of the Valkyries, [00:10] Seiichi     a unit of beautiful women,     suddenly attacked me, but then... [00:16] (Flashback) Louise     May I call you Master? [00:18] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wh-What? [00:20] Seiichi     She suddenly became my apprentice?! [00:22] Seiichi     But I had no time to be surprised before... [00:23] (Flashback) Maid     Someone has attacked the king! [00:27] Seiichi     The assassin... is a child?! [00:29] Seiichi     What on earth is going on in     my life in another world?! [00:37] Seiichi     This kid has abnormal speed. [00:41] Seiichi     Name: Oliga Calmeria... [00:44] Seiichi     Age: 8? [00:47] Seiichi     And she's a girl, too! [00:51] ---     Conditions: Enslaved? [00:53] Seiichi     Does that mean she's someone's slave? [00:59] Seiichi     She's coming this way! [01:03] Seiichi     Wow. [01:04] Seiichi     You really do look just like an assassin. [01:08] Oliga     H-How?! [01:09] Seiichi     Huh? What do you mean, "how"? [01:12] Oliga     You must die! [01:17] Seiichi     Not bad. [01:18] Seiichi     You threw a second knife     just after the first, huh? [01:22] Seiichi     These are dangerous for a child     to have, so I'm confiscating them. [01:25] Voice     Skill: Reflexive Defense activated. [01:28] Seiichi     Huh? [01:31] Seiichi     Look out! Dodge it! [01:35] Seiichi     Sorry! [01:36] Seiichi     Th-That was close! [01:38] Seiichi     The Reflexive Defense skill, huh? [01:40] Seiichi     My body reacted on its own! [01:44] Oliga     This won't... [01:53] Seiichi     She's more childish than I thought. [01:55] Seiichi     Why would this girl become an assassin? SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Black Cat Oliga [03:30] Seiichi     Hey, there's something I'd like to ask you. [03:36] Oliga     Damn it! [03:38] Seiichi     Sorry. [03:40] Oliga     He disappeared? [03:46] Seiichi     Why would such a small child attack the king? [03:50] Louise     Master! [03:52] Claudia     Seiichi-kun, who's that girl? [03:54] Seiichi     Everyone, this girl is the assassin. [03:58] Lorna     You're kidding, right? [03:59] Lorna     How could this girl be the assassin? [04:02] Seiichi     It's hard for me to believe, as well. [04:07] Louise     Lorna. [04:08] Louise     Interrogate her, please. [04:10] Lorna     Right! Leave it to me! [04:13] Seiichi     Interrogate her? Lorna-san will? [04:16] Louise     Despite appearances, Lorna is     our nation's top interrogator. [04:20] Lorna     Leave it to me! [04:22] Lorna     It's been a while, so I'm raring to go! [04:24] Seiichi     B-By "interrogate," do you mean... [04:27] Claudia     Lorna is the only person who's     mastered Queen Eris's S&M Lectures. [04:34] (Flashback) Eris     Come on, come on, come on, come on,     you stupid barrel of meat! [04:39] (Flashback) Guscle     My muscles are telling me to enjoy this! [04:42] (Flashback) Lorna     Don't give me that composed attitude! [04:45] (Flashback) Eris     Lorna! [04:46] (Flashback) Lorna     Right! [04:49] (Flashback) Lorna     Take that, and that, and that! [04:50] (Flashback) Guscle     It's working! My sphincter! [04:54] Seiichi     Sounds like fun! [04:56] Claudia     Setting that aside,     you're still here, Seiichi-kun? [04:59] Seiichi     I was worried about the king. [05:01] Seiichi     Is he all right? [05:04] Louise     His Majesty... won't wake up. [05:09] Claudia     The weapon this girl cut the     king with was a Curse Knife. [05:14] Claudia     The curse that the knife was     imbued with is "Eternal Slumber." [05:18] Claudia     Once someone is wounded with that, [05:20] Claudia     they'll never wake again. [05:23] Seiichi     Eternal Slumber... [05:25] Lorna     No one has ever found a way to undo the curse. [05:29] Louise     What do we do? [05:30] Louise     If His Majesty never wakes again... [05:33] Lorna     Louise-sama... [05:35] Seiichi     I want to help them somehow. [05:38] Seiichi     A way to undo a curse... [05:40] Seiichi     With Ar's curse, I didn't undo it.     I just inverted the effect. [05:45] Seiichi     That's it! [05:46] Seiichi     Everyone! [05:47] Seiichi     Please... [05:49] Seiichi     take me to the king! [05:52] Seiichi     What?! [05:55] Seiichi     No way! The king was... [05:57] Seiichi     Ranze-san?! [06:02] Seiichi     Wh-What is this? [06:07] Claudia     Seiichi-kun? [06:09] Louise     You knew His Majesty, Master? [06:12] Seiichi     Y-Yeah, we've met... [06:17] Seiichi     I can't believe he's the king! [06:19] Seiichi     I-I didn't speak too impolitely, did I? [06:22] Florio     You're the one? [06:23] Seiichi     Huh? [06:24] Florio     The one who might be     able to wake His Majesty? [06:29] Louise     Master, I'll introduce you. [06:31] Louise     This is my older brother, Florio Balze. [06:34] Louise     He's the leader of our     nation's magic division. [06:37] Seiichi     Uh, I'm Seiichi. [06:39] Seiichi     So how is the king doing? [06:41] Florio     While I've healed his wounds with healing     magic, I'm unable to stop the curse. [06:47] Florio     I'm sorry. [06:49] Claudia     If even your healing magic     can't undo the curse... [06:54] Florio     Seiichi-kun, I'm sorry, but could     you please lend us your power? [06:58] Mages     Please. [06:59] Seiichi     Please raise your heads. [07:01] Seiichi     I'll see what I can do. [07:04] Florio     You have my thanks, Seiichi-kun. [07:07] Seiichi     If there's no magic to undo curses, [07:09] Seiichi     then just create it. [07:11] Seiichi     A spell to deal with curses... [07:13] Seiichi     A spell to deal with curses... [07:15] Voice     Skill: Magic Creation activated. [07:24] Seiichi     First, I need a clear visualization. [07:27] Seiichi     A clear visual... [07:29] Seiichi     Visual... [07:30] Seiichi     What is a clear visual, anyway?! [07:33] Seiichi     What's a curse in the first place? [07:42] Seiichi     All these wrong things     are coming to mind now! [07:46] Seiichi     Anyway, this isn't good. [07:54] Seiichi     I need a visualization     of him getting better... [07:57] Seiichi     Get better... [07:59] Seiichi     Get better... [08:01] Seiichi     Get better... SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better [08:02] Seiichi     Get better, get better,     get better, get better, SIGN    Get Better, Get Better, Get Better [08:06] Seiichi     get better, get better, get better,     get better, get better! SIGN    Get Better [08:10] Seiichi     Get Better. [08:17] Seiichi     It just slipped from my mouth! [08:20] Voice     Invert Magic: Get Better has been created. [08:23] Seiichi     Huh? [08:28] ---     Huh? What is Invert Magic: Get Better? [08:31] ---     Does that mean it worked?! [08:33] Florio     Th-This is... [08:35] Voice     Curse: Eternal Slumber has been     inverted into Charm: Eternal Health. [08:43] Seiichi     S-Seriously?! [08:49] Ranze     Why was I asleep? [08:54] Ranze     Huh? Seiichi? [08:56] Seiichi     Ranze-san! [08:58] All     You did it! [08:59] Louise     Your Majesty! [09:00] Claudia     I'm so glad! [09:02] Florio     Seiichi-kun here—no, Master Seiichi     easily undid the curse on you! [09:08] Seiichi     No, no, no, it wasn't that big a deal! [09:11] Ranze     I see! [09:12] Ranze     Thanks for saving me. [09:14] Ranze     I'll have to give you some kind of reward. [09:17] Seiichi     You don't need to reward me. [09:19] Louise     Master! [09:20] Louise     Saving the king's life means you have saved     every one of us living in this nation! [09:27] Louise     There's no need for modesty. [09:29] Ranze     That's right. [09:30] Ranze     Seiichi, I'll do anything I can for you as king. [09:38] Seiichi     In that case, there is one thing... [09:44] Zakia     Your Majesty! [09:45] Zakia     I humbly beseech you. [09:47] Scheldt     What is it, Zakia? [09:54] Zakia     There is something I must     inquire about, Your Majesty. [09:57] Helio     That's haughty of you, Zakia! [10:00] Zakia     Your Majesty, where are     the heroes right now? [10:03] Scheldt     Hmph, those slaves? [10:07] Scheldt     I've sent them all to Barbador Magic Academy. [10:12] Scheldt     For our benefit. [10:19] BGVoice     Hey, so you know... [10:20] Shouta     Kannazuki-senpai! [10:22] Shouta     At this rate, we heroes are likely     to be ostracized at this academy. [10:26] Kenji     How did it end up like this? [10:28] Kannazuki     I know the reason. [10:32] Kisaragi     Well, well. [10:34] Kisaragi     What are you all doing over there? [10:43] Kannazuki     Tougou Rento, [10:45] Kannazuki     Ooyama Tsuyoshi, [10:46] Kannazuki     and Kisaragi Masaya. [10:51] Kisaragi     Don't glare at us like that, Kannazuki-san. [10:54] Kisaragi     Your good looks will go to waste. [10:56] Tougou     So? What were you all talking about? [11:00] Kannazuki     It has nothing to do with you all. [11:02] Kannazuki     Get lost. [11:04] Ooyama     Scary! [11:05] Ooyama     But you know, making such a strong-willed     woman submit is also pretty great! [11:13] Ooyama     Huh? What is it, Kenji? [11:16] Ooyama     You think you can go around acting     superior to your club senior? Huh?! [11:23] Kisaragi     Come on, now. If you don't hurry up     and tell us what you were talking about, [11:27] Kisaragi     we'll cause more problems. [11:30] Kannazuki     Scumbag! [11:31] Kannazuki     Fine, I'll tell you, then! [11:33] Kannazuki     We were talking about the reason we heroes     are becoming ostracized at this academy. [11:38] Kisaragi     What, that's all? [11:40] Kisaragi     The reason is obviously us. [11:44] Kisaragi     That old guy, Helio-san, told us to, remember? [11:48] (Flashback) Helio     Go show them the power of the heroes. [11:53] Kisaragi     Right? [11:55] Tougou     We're able to master the magic     taught at this academy right away. [12:00] Ooyama     Our potential's way different     than those plebs. [12:05] Kisaragi     Exactly. [12:06] Kisaragi     Being a hero means being one of the strong. [12:09] Kisaragi     We're just exercising our privileges in     a world where it's survival of the fittest. [12:15] Kannazuki     That's no reason to go so far! [12:19] Kisaragi     Well, you have fun trying     to act like good people. [12:23] Shouta     What was that?! [12:25] Kannazuki     Enough. Kenji, Shouta, let's go. [12:28] Shouta     But... [12:29] Kannazuki     Just drop it. [12:38] Seiichi     I can't believe there's such     a large bath in the castle. [12:44] Ranze     Seiichi. [12:45] Ranze     This place is my dream. [12:48] Seiichi     Huh? [12:49] Ranze     Mind listening for a bit? [12:56] Claudia     By the way, Lorna, [12:57] Claudia     is the interrogation of     the assassin going well? [13:00] Lorna     Well, actually, she's keeping     her lips tightly sealed. [13:06] Lorna     Anyway, Louise-sama, [13:07] Lorna     Your delicate skin is almost like silk! [13:11] Louise     Th-That tickles! [13:13] Claudia     By the way, that was     impressive earlier, wasn't it? [13:16] Claudia     The reward Seiichi asked His Majesty for. [13:19] (Flashback) Seiichi     In that case, there is one thing... [13:21] Lorna     That was so cool! [13:24] Lorna     "King, I don't need any such grand reward. [13:27] Lorna     I only desire one thing. [13:30] Lorna     Please allow me to train in magic and     swordsmanship with Louise and the others." [13:35] Valkyries     Me, too! Me, too! [13:38] Louise     That's my Master for you. [13:40] Lorna     That's my Seiichi! [13:42] Lorna     You're every bit the man I knew you were! [13:45] Lorna     Feel free to use the training areas     and anything else as you like! [13:49] Claudia     They didn't say it quite like that, though. [13:56] Artoria     Hey, Saria. [13:57] Artoria     Aren't you worried about Seiichi? [13:59] Saria     Huh? [14:01] Artoria     I mean, he got dragged off by     all those beautiful Valkyries. [14:04] Lulune     That's right. They took Master. [14:07] Saria     Worried? [14:09] Artoria     What I'm saying is, [14:10] Artoria     he might come back with new women again! [14:15] Lulune     Are you okay with that, Saria-san? [14:18] Saria     I'm fine! After all, it's Seiichi. [14:21] Artoria     "After all, it's Seiichi"? [14:23] Saria     I have faith that Seiichi can overcome     anything in an amusing way. [14:29] Saria     I couldn't tell you why if you asked, though. [14:32] Lulune     Saria-san... [14:35] Artoria     I can't help but be jealous. [14:39] Saria     Jealous? [14:47] Lorna     Seiichi-kun, am I not good enough? [14:56] Claudia     Seiichi-kun, I want the genes     of a strong man like you. [15:07] Guscle     We can only recognize love     when it comes with pain. [15:12] Artoria     If anything like that happens,     I won't be able to curb my jealousy! [15:16] Artoria     Damn it! The jealousy! [15:17] Artoria     Ow! My foot! I-It's cramping! [15:19] Artoria     Ow, ow, ow! M-My foot! [15:23] Ranze     Hey, Seiichi. [15:25] Ranze     One day, I want [15:27] Ranze     to build public baths throughout     this nation—no, the entire world. [15:31] Seiichi     Throughout the world? [15:33] Ranze     Yeah. [15:35] Ranze     When you're in the bath,     nationality and race don't matter. [15:38] Ranze     Whether you're human or demon     doesn't matter, either. [15:41] Ranze     Everyone's equal. [15:44] Ranze     One day, I want everyone in     the world to stop fighting [15:47] Ranze     and be able to enjoy spending time     naked with each other like this. [15:52] Ranze     Well, that's my silly dream. [15:58] Seiichi     Ranze-san... [16:00] Zakia     Your Majesty! [16:02] Zakia     Is it true you sent the heroes     to Barbador Magic Academy?! [16:06] Scheldt     Hmph. So what if it is? [16:09] Zakia     How could you?! [16:10] Zakia     They were still— [16:12] Scheldt     Silence, insolent fool! [16:15] Helio     You dare question His Majesty's ideas? [16:21] Helio     Hmph! They're all just     sacrificial pawns, anyway. [16:23] Zakia     The heroes are sacrificial pawns? [16:25] Zakia     What do you plan to do if they     ever use their power against us?! [16:30] Helio     The heroes revolting? [16:31] Helio     Impossible! [16:33] Zakia     What? [16:34] Helio     I, the greatest mage in this empire, [16:37] Helio     Helio Robahn, have placed     Enslavement Bracelets on them. [16:42] Zakia     Enslavement Bracelets?! [16:45] Helio     In the event they do try to remove them... [16:48] Zakia     Helio, you bastard! [16:57] Scheldt     Wh-Wh-Who's there?! [17:00] Zakia     Someone was sniping. [17:01] Zakia     Likely an enemy targeting Your Majesty. [17:04] Scheldt     Hey, Zakia! [17:05] Scheldt     What are you dawdling for?! [17:07] Scheldt     Go and capture the foe     who shot at me right away! [17:11] Zakia     At once. [17:12] Zakia     Helio, I leave His Majesty to you. [17:14] Helio     Hmph! [17:15] Helio     Quit prattling and hurry! [17:24] Helio     I can't believe someone would     come after Your Majesty! [17:28] Scheldt     Who on earth was behind this? [17:30] Scheldt     It wasn't those demons, was it? [17:33] Helio     Your Majesty, [17:34] Helio     I recently heard something odd     concerning the demons. [17:38] Scheldt     What is it? [17:40] Helio     I've heard that King Ranze of     the nearby Kingdom of Wimberg [17:43] Helio     is forming an alliance with the demons. [17:47] Scheldt     Oh? [17:49] Helio     That would be treason when     Your Majesty is obviously [17:53] Helio     preparing to fight them, would it not? [17:57] Scheldt     But there's no need for concern. [17:59] Scheldt     I've already taken measures. [18:01] Helio     What?! [18:03] Scheldt     I'm sure you've heard the name, as well. [18:07] Scheldt     I sent out the Dark Executioner,     the one nobody can escape once targeted, [18:11] Scheldt     the Twilight Assassin. [18:14] Scheldt     Right around now, he should be tasting     the same humiliation I just faced. [18:20] Helio     Impressive, Your Majesty! [18:24] Artoria     Seiichi. [18:25] Lulune     Master. [18:26] Florio     Seiichi-kun. [18:27] Seiichi     Y-Yes? [18:31] Seiichi     Huh? Why are all of you here? [18:34] Florio     These ladies said they wished     to see you, Seiichi-kun. [18:38] Artoria     Man, Saria's been so worried     about you all this time! [18:42] Saria     Huh? Wh-What? [18:45] Seiichi     Saria... [18:47] Saria     H-Hey, Ar! [18:49] Artoria     Apparently, she couldn't stop her     jealousy at the thought of you [18:52] Artoria     surrounded by all the Valkyries. [18:54] Saria     Th-That's what you said, Ar! [18:56] Artoria     I-I never said any such thing. [19:00] Louise     Master! [19:06] Saria     My, what a pretty woman. [19:08] Lulune     Such a sweet, floral scent! [19:10] Artoria     Seiichi! [19:11] Artoria     Have you and this woman already... [19:13] Seiichi     I-It's not what you think! [19:15] Seiichi     She's Louise, the captain of the Valkyries. [19:18] Artoria     Wha... You're the Knight of Swords? [19:22] Louise     Nice to meet you. [19:23] Louise     Master has been taking good care of me. [19:26] Saria     I'm Saria. [19:27] Saria     I'm Seiichi's wife! [19:29] Louise     Oh, my... [19:31] Florio     Oh? [19:32] Florio     Way to go, Seiichi-kun! [19:34] Florio     I'm surprised you landed such     an adorable partner! [19:37] Seiichi     Y-Yes, well... [19:39] Artoria     I-I'm Artoria Gremm. [19:42] Artoria     I'm, um, Seiichi's... g-g-g-girlfriend! [19:45] Florio     What?! This one's your girlfriend?! [19:47] Seiichi     Oh, well, that's... [19:49] Lulune     I'm Lulune. [19:51] Lulune     I've dedicated my body and soul     to Master as his loyal servant! [19:55] Florio     S-Servant?! [19:56] Seiichi     What kind of introductions are these?! [20:00] Florio     A wife, a girlfriend, and a servant... [20:02] Florio     You're wild, Seiichi-kun. [20:05] Seiichi     N-Nah... [20:06] Louise     Master. [20:08] Louise     I am proud to have a master like you. [20:13] Florio     Impressive, Seiichi-kun. [20:15] Florio     Any other man would go up in flames     and be forced to show restraint. [20:21] Seiichi     What's happening to my reputation? [20:34] Lorna     Now then, little kitten... [20:37] Lorna     Today we're going to make     you spill everything. [20:46] Seiichi     It wasn't until after this that I learned [20:49] Seiichi     all about the far too tragic past     that this tiny girl shouldered. [22:26] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [22:29] Lulune     Huh? We're doing it in the bath?! [22:31] Artoria     At least wrap a bath towel around yourself! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)      Mana: 1698300 (100 ) Attack: 1644000 (100 )      Defense: 1667000 (100 ) Agility: 1690000 (100 )     Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 ) Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )     Luck: 1610000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )      Personal Skills:     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.      Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.     Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.     Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.     Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.     Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages.     Penetration. Intimidation.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery. Composite Magic. Mass Activation.      Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.      Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.      Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder      Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.      Money:      2500304060 G [22:41] Artoria     Looks like it hasn't changed too much. [22:44] Saria     So now we need an emergency plan. [22:47] Saria     First, please have a look here. [22:54] Saria     We'll have both Ar and Lulune-chan     attempt this kiss scene! [22:58] Artoria     Huh? [23:00] Lulune     What do you mean? [23:02] Saria     You'll each be presented in order, so please     show us how you'd kiss Seiichi's cheek! [23:09] Saria     Let's start right now! [23:11] Saria     First up is Lulune-chan. [23:13] Saria     Three, two, one! Go! [23:16] Lulune     Smooch... [23:17] Saria     Next is Ar! Give it a try! [23:20] Saria     Three, two, one! Go! [23:24] Artoria     Smooch... [23:25] Saria     And there you have it!     We'll see you again next time! [23:29] Saria     Goodbye! [23:31] Artoria     Where did that forced cue even come from?! [23:35] Artoria     Seiichi saves Oliga from     her dark, tragic curse. [23:39] Artoria     There's barely a moment to enjoy a new ally [23:42] Artoria     before a dark threat takes action. SIGN    Next Time     Creeping Kaiser Empire [23:44] Artoria     Next time: "Creeping Kaiser Empire." [23:47] Artoria     The calamity begins. E10 - Creeping Kaiser Empire Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:04] Seiichi     One day, I was suddenly     transported to another world, [00:06] Seiichi     where I ate some Fruit of Evolution [00:07] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique. [00:10] Seiichi     But just moments later... [00:13] (Flashback) Saria     I'm Saria. [00:15] (Flashback) Seiichi     A gorilla?! [00:16] (Flashback) Saria     Marry me right now! [00:18] Seiichi     Marriage?! [00:20] Seiichi     A kiss?! [00:21] Seiichi     Turning into a woman?! [00:23] (Flashback) Saria     Seiichi! [00:26] Seiichi     Then our journey finally began! [00:29] (Flashback) Claude     Welcome to the royal capital, Telbert! [00:32] Seiichi     Or at least, it was supposed to begin. [00:34] Seiichi     But the people in this     guild are too eccentric! [00:37] (Flashback) Artoria     I'm Artoria, the Calamity. [00:40] Seiichi     My, what a babe! Wait, "Calamity"?! [00:43] Seiichi     A series of misfortunes     followed us everywhere we went. [00:45] Seiichi     But thanks to my Evolution,     I had no weaknesses! [00:48] Seiichi     I defeated the strongest monster,     the Black Dragon God, [00:52] Seiichi     and then, yet another kiss?! [00:54] Seiichi     Then the gluttonous Lulune appeared! [00:58] Seiichi     We managed to seize victory     at the Royal Cup, but then... [01:02] (Flashback) Lulune     Master! [01:04] Seiichi     ...she transformed into a woman, too?! [01:07] (Flashback) Lorna     Hello! [01:08] Seiichi     What now?! [01:10] Seiichi     Arrested?! [01:12] Seiichi     An unbelievable turn of events     brought me to Arkshell Castle. [01:15] (Flashback) Louise     Now, here I come. [01:18] Seiichi     Wha... Louise-san?! [01:22] (Flashback) Louise     May I call you Master? [01:25] Seiichi     She became my apprentice?! [01:27] Seiichi     While I was panicking over that, [01:29] Seiichi     the king was attacked by someone! [01:33] Seiichi     I managed to save him     with Magic Creation... [01:38] Seiichi     but the king turned out to be Ranze-san?! [01:42] Seiichi     And now the interrogation of     the assassin is about to begin. [01:46] Seiichi     So whether you've been watching all along     or you're here for the first time, [01:50] Seiichi     that's a brief summary of the plot so far, [01:53] Seiichi     so you can enjoy the story as it     plunges into the final chapter! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Creeping Kaiser Empire [03:28] Lorna     Would you just start talking already? [03:32] Lorna     You don't want this to get     painful, do you, young lady? [03:37] Claudia     That's right. She's just getting started. [03:40] Claudia     Lorna's terrifying torture has yet to begin. [03:43] Seiichi     Wh-What do you mean, "torture"? [03:46] Lorna     We've already got proof! [03:52] Lorna     This is the one measure     I didn't want to resort to. [03:56] Claudia     Lorna, you're going to do that, aren't you? [04:02] Lorna     Want a pork cutlet bowl? [04:05] Seiichi     What is this, a cop drama?! [04:11] Lorna     Look at this piping hot steam, [04:13] Lorna     these fluffy eggs, [04:15] Lorna     and... this pork roast cutlet     bursting with meat juice! [04:24] Lorna     Time to dig in! [04:28] Seiichi     You're eating it? [04:32] Lorna     What a true shame! [04:34] Lorna     If you'd just start talking, you could     be eating this great meal, too! [04:42] Seiichi     Are you a demon?! [04:46] Louise     Lorna. [04:47] Lorna     Y-Yes?! What brings you here, Louise-sama?! [04:50] Louise     Why are you doing these things? [04:53] Lorna     I-I thought she'd cave in no time [04:55] Lorna     if I made her watch me eat something     tasty while she's hungry! [05:00] Louise     No dinner for you tonight. [05:02] Lorna     Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?! [05:07] Lorna     I-I'm sorry! [05:15] Seiichi     Here you go. [05:17] Oliga     I-I can have this? [05:20] Seiichi     You can eat as much as you want. [05:22] Louise     Go on, don't hold back. [05:29] Oliga     It's good! [05:34] Oliga     Thank you for the meal. [05:36] Louise     Now... [05:37] Louise     This collar is a magic item     known as an Enslavement Collar. [05:41] Louise     Those it's placed on are forced to obey any     order from the one who placed it on them. [05:47] Seiichi     So this collar is why this     girl attacked Ranze-san? [05:51] Louise     Yes, there's no doubt. [05:54] Lorna     If you knew that, then there     was no need for interrogation! [05:58] Louise     I'm sorry. [05:59] Louise     I realized it after the fact. [06:01] Seiichi     Then why don't we just remove the collar? [06:04] Oliga     That's not possible. [06:07] Seiichi     Huh? [06:15] Louise     This is the power of the Enslavement Collar. [06:19] Seiichi     Who would do such a cruel thing? [06:22] Scheldt     She failed?! [06:23] Helio     W-Worry not. [06:26] Helio     This is what we have the     Enslavement Collars for. [06:29] Scheldt     What are you going to do? [06:30] Helio     I'll make sure she upholds our secret orders. [06:33] Scheldt     You mean you'll have her end her own life? [06:36] Helio     Indeed. [06:37] Scheldt     Then order it at once! [06:40] Helio     R-Right away! [06:49] Zakia     Why do I wield my sword for this empire? [06:55] Zakia     What is my sword actually protecting here? [07:01] (Flashback) Shien     You're late. [07:06] (Flashback) Shien     So you've finally come? [07:08] (Flashback) Zakia     Are you the ruffian who plotted     His Majesty's assassination? [07:13] (Flashback) Shien     I wondered who it might be, [07:15] (Flashback) Shien     and here I have the greatest knight,     the King's Blade, Zakia-sama. [07:20] (Flashback) Zakia     Answer the question! [07:22] (Flashback) Shien     That's right. [07:24] (Flashback) Shien     I'm Shien, the one who shot His Majesty. [07:28] (Flashback) Shien     Are you satisfied now? [07:31] (Flashback) Zakia     Why did you try to plunge     this nation into chaos?! [07:34] (Flashback) Shien     Chaos? [07:36] (Flashback) Shien     It's long been in chaos, hasn't it? [07:40] (Flashback) Shien     I won't have you saying you don't know! [07:42] (Flashback) Shien     You know what those of us     in the populace go through! [07:45] (Flashback) Shien     Not that someone like you, who's been     resting on his status, would understand! [07:50] (Flashback) Shien     However, my greatest reason... [07:52] (Flashback) Shien     was to avenge her. [07:55] (Flashback) Zakia     What are you talking about? [07:57] (Flashback) Shien     She was a demon. [07:59] (Flashback) Shien     And for that reason alone,     she was murdered like a bug. [08:04] (Flashback) Zakia     She never did anything wrong. [08:06] (Flashback) Zakia     She just worked as a florist. [08:09] (Flashback) Child     I want this! [08:10] (Flashback) Naturiana     Welcome. [08:12] (Flashback) Soldier     A demon selling flowers, huh? [08:14] (Flashback) Naturiana     U-Um... [08:16] (Flashback) Soldier     Hmph, look at this crap. [08:19] (Flashback) Naturiana     S-Stop! [08:20] (Flashback) Naturiana     Please stop! [08:31] (Flashback) Soldier     Thanks to the official mandate to kill demons,     we can finally exterminate these pests. [08:40] (Flashback) Shien     N-Naturi! [08:42] (Flashback) Naturiana     Y-You need to run... [08:49] (Flashback) Soldier     Uh-oh. [08:50] (Flashback) Soldier     If we get any wetter than     this, our armor will rust. [08:53] (Flashback) Soldier     C'mon, let's go. [09:01] (Flashback) Shien     Naturiana! Naturiana! [09:04] (Flashback) Shien     Naturiana! [09:07] (Flashback) Shien     That was when I made up my mind. [09:14] (Flashback) Shien     I will never forgive those     who laughed at her, [09:18] (Flashback) Shien     or this country that killed her! [09:21] (Flashback) Zakia     No matter what your reasons are, [09:24] (Flashback) Zakia     I can't overlook anyone     threatening the empire. [09:27] (Flashback) Shien     Is that right? [09:28] (Flashback) Shien     So even the greatest knight     is nothing but a puppet. [09:33] (Flashback) Zakia     I am no puppet! [09:46] (Flashback) Zakia     I want to protect this country! That is all! [09:50] (Flashback) Shien     The Magic Gem Sword, Fiftia. [09:52] (Flashback) Shien     Show me its power! [10:02] Zakia     Where did it come from?! [10:04] (Flashback) Shien     You look confused. [10:07] (Flashback) Shien     But I'm not naïve enough to reveal my tricks. [10:11] (Flashback) Shien     I'm not underestimating you, either. [10:13] (Flashback) Shien     Thousand Arrow Prison! [10:18] (Flashback) Shien     Now go down, King's Blade! [10:21] (Flashback) Zakia     Conquering Air Blast! [10:31] (Flashback) Shien     What?! [10:33] (Flashback) Zakia     Surrender quietly. [10:36] (Flashback) Shien     That's the King's Blade for you. [10:37] (Flashback) Shien     We'll save this match for another time. [10:39] (Flashback) Shien     Next time we meet, I pray     you'll no longer be a puppet. [10:44] (Flashback) Zakia     Hold it! [10:45] (Flashback) Shien     Later, King's Blade. [10:53] Zakia     A puppet... [11:09] Seiichi     They said it's impossible [11:11] Seiichi     for anyone but the one who attached an Enslavement Collar to remove it. [11:15] Seiichi     No magic to remove it exists, either. [11:18] Artoria     Seiichi! I heard from Claudia-san! [11:22] Artoria     Sounds like a tough time... [11:24] Louise     Shh. [11:25] Seiichi     Then what if I do what     I did to save Ranze-san? [11:31] (Flashback) Seiichi     Skill: Magic Creation! [11:35] Seiichi     Huh? [11:40] Louise     Uh, Master? [11:42] Seiichi     Oh, no! [11:44] Seiichi     Unlike with Get Better, I can't     get a clear visual in mind! [11:49] Seiichi     I-It's fine! [11:51] Seiichi     I'm going to free you from this, okay? [11:54] Seiichi     Free? [11:57] Seiichi     Free... Enslavement... Slaves... [12:00] Seiichi     Speaking of freeing slaves, [12:03] Seiichi     there's that bearded guy... [12:07] Seiichi     President Linc***! [12:15] Seiichi     Huh? [12:18] Louise     Wh-Who's this? [12:21] Seiichi     President Linc***? [12:26] Seiichi     Oh, no! [12:30] Lincoln     Free! Free! Free! [12:33] Voice     Skill: Magic Creation activated. [12:36] ---     Liberation Magic:     President Linc** has been created. [12:45] Seiichi     No way! [12:48] Oliga     Th-The collar... [12:51] Seiichi     From now on, you're free! [12:54] Oliga     F-Free? [12:59] Seiichi     Huh? Hey... [13:01] Lorna     Oh, dear! What a bad man! [13:04] Lorna     Seiichi-san made a girl cry! [13:08] Seiichi     D-Don't cry. [13:11] Saria     There, there. It's okay. [13:13] Saria     You're crying because     you're happy, aren't you? [13:15] Oliga     Uh-huh... [13:17] Artoria     I can't believe someone used an     Enslavement Collar on such a little girl. [13:22] Artoria     Of course she'd be happy after     being freed from that, right? [13:26] Lulune     Man, this tastes great! [13:29] Lulune     I'm not following what's going     on, but I'm happy for you! [13:33] Seiichi     When did you go after the pork cutlet bowl?! [13:36] Lorna     I was saving that one! [13:41] Oliga     My name is Oliga Calmeria. [13:45] Oliga     As you can see, I'm a cat beastfolk. [13:48] Oliga     In the Kaiser Empire, [13:50] Oliga     we beastfolk were persecuted. [13:56] (Flashback) Soldier     Bring out all but the beast kids! [13:58] (Flashback) Soldier     Sir! [13:59] (Flashback) Beastfolk     P-Please stop! [14:01] (Flashback) Beastfolk     Please, stop this! [14:04] Beastfolk     Oliga! Oliga! [14:04] Oliga     My mother was carried off     to a concentration camp. [14:06] Beastfolk     Please, don't torment the elderly... [14:08] (Flashback) Oliga     Mommy! Mommy! [14:15] Oliga     All of the beastfolk children were sent     to a facility to receive special training. [14:20] Oliga     There, we were trained to     become killing machines. [14:24] (Flashback) Coach     Can't you dodge any faster?! [14:27] Oliga     Those who survived became assassins. [14:35] Oliga     After that, I lived my life     in the assassin squad, [14:38] Oliga     serving the Kaiser Empire's royal family. [14:42] (Flashback) Elite     Hm? That girl... [14:47] (Flashback) Elite     Are you lost, little girl? [14:50] (Flashback) Oliga     I'm sorry. [14:57] (Flashback) Mob     Somebody help! [15:04] Oliga     Through that, I gained practical     experience in the art of killing people. [15:10] Oliga     I've killed lots of people since the     day that collar was placed on me. [15:14] Oliga     That was the only value I had. [15:18] Oliga     So my hands are completely stained. [15:25] Seiichi     It's okay. [15:27] Seiichi     You can start over, Oliga-chan. [15:29] Seiichi     They're not completely stained. [15:32] Oliga     But I... [15:35] Seiichi     The Kaiser Empire is the evil here, not you. [15:40] Seiichi     Beastfolk and humans are     all people just the same. [15:44] Seiichi     We all live life just the same. [15:47] Oliga     Really? [15:49] Seiichi     When I see you like this,     you almost look like a little sister. [15:54] Oliga     Little sister... [15:57] Seiichi     Yeah. [15:59] Seiichi     You can think of me as an     older brother if you'd like. [16:03] Saria     Hey, Seiichi! [16:04] Saria     Can Oliga-chan stay with us, then? [16:09] Seiichi     That's a great idea! [16:10] Oliga     N-No! [16:12] Oliga     I'm a traitor. [16:13] Oliga     If I stay with you, the Kaiser     Empire will come after you. [16:17] Seiichi     Then I'll protect you when they do. [16:20] Oliga     Huh? [16:22] Seiichi     I'm pretty strong, even if I don't look it. [16:25] Oliga     B-But... [16:27] Seiichi     So there you have it. [16:29] Seiichi     Is that okay, Louise? [16:31] Louise     That's fine. It's your decision, Master. [16:34] Seiichi     You answered right away?! [16:36] Louise     I was originally hoping to leave     her in your hands, anyway. [16:42] Louise     Besides, His Majesty wishes     to protect Oliga, as well. [16:47] Louise     He said we couldn't punish     such a young child. [16:52] Seiichi     Ranze-san... [16:54] Oliga     You mean it? I can? [16:57] Seiichi     Yeah! [16:58] Seiichi     Nice to have you! I'm Hiiragi Seiichi! [17:02] Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan... [17:10] Helio     Ah, it's you. [17:12] Helio     What is the Demon Lord Army doing now? [17:16] Kreis     There's nothing happening there! [17:17] Kreis     We've needed to make major*     corrections to the plan. [17:22] Helio     Yeah, the Demon Lord's daughter, Lutia, [17:25] Helio     proposed forging an alliance with     the Kingdom of Wimberg. [17:30] Kreis     That's right! Soon our dearest wish will be... [17:34] Helio     Good. So how is the plan progressing? [17:39] Helio     I'm prepared to handle my part at any time. [17:44] Kreis     Have a look at this! [17:46] Helio     Wonderful. [17:48] Helio     So shall we move things forward at once? [17:52] Kreis     Let's do it! [17:55] Helio     All is... [17:56] Helio     ...for the Demon Lord! [17:56] Kreis     ...for the Demon Lord! [18:09] Florio     Okay, that's enough. [18:11] Seiichi     I'm exhausted... [18:14] Florio     Yes, your control of magic     is coming along smoothly. [18:18] Seiichi     I didn't think it would be this hard. [18:21] Florio     You've made incredible progress     since you first started. [18:27] (Flashback) Florio     Huh? Hey... Seiichi-kun?! [18:30] (Flashback) Seiichi     Wh-What do I do?! [18:35] Florio     I never knew the beginner spell     Water Ball could manifest like that. [18:40] Seiichi     I'm sorry. [18:42] Saria     Seiichi! Look at this! [18:45] Saria     Check out what I can do! [18:48] Seiichi     Wow, you're both incredible! [18:51] Florio     It's all thanks to your skill. [18:58] Louise     Master... [19:01] Seiichi     Huh? You seem different from usual... [19:08] Louise     Actually, I have a favor to ask, Master. [19:12] Seiichi     A favor? [19:13] Louise     While I'm away, would you     please protect His Majesty? [19:18] Seiichi     Protect Ranze-san? Where are you going? [19:22] Louise     Do you remember the Black Paladin? [19:26] Seiichi     Yeah, if I recall, he's the     only knight in this country [19:29] Seiichi     who's capable of holding his own against you. [19:33] Louise     We received a report from him [19:35] Louise     saying that monsters have been growing     more active along our borders as of late. [19:43] Louise     Apparently, the Black Paladin's     army isn't enough on its own, [19:47] Louise     so I'll be leading the Valkyries there. [19:53] Louise     If you could protect him     in my absence, Master, [19:56] Louise     I'm sure His Majesty     would rest easy, as well. [19:59] Seiichi     Uh, but... I'm a mere adventurer. [20:03] Louise     A mere adventurer could never have     defeated me, the Knight of Swords. [20:08] Seiichi     Right. Sorry. [20:10] Louise     Will you accept? [20:13] Seiichi     All right. If you think I'm worthy. [20:16] Louise     Thank you so much! [20:18] Louise     Now, I have preparations to     make, so I'll excuse myself. [20:27] Seiichi     She has it rough leading the Valkyries, too. [20:34] Louise     All right, Master, I'll be counting on you     to take care of things in my absence. [20:39] Seiichi     I'll do my best. [20:42] Saria     Louise-san, when do you     expect you'll be returning? [20:45] Louise     We don't plan on taking our time, but it     takes at least a week to travel there. [20:51] Seiichi     That's pretty far away! [20:54] Louise     Once we defeat the monsters,     there'll still be aftermath to deal with. [20:57] Louise     Considering all that,     it might take over a month. [21:01] Seiichi     That's pretty long... [21:03] Lorna     Louise-sama! [21:05] Claudia     All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure! [21:10] Louise     Thank you. [21:11] Louise     Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out! [21:15] Seiichi     Take care! [21:16] Saria     See you later! [21:18] Louise     Move out! [21:24] Seiichi     But I would later learn... [21:28] Seiichi     that nothing in this world     ever goes that smoothly. [21:33] Seiichi     But I wouldn't realize that until     a week after their departure. SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)      Mana: 1698300 (100 )      Attack: 1644000 (100 )      Defense: 1667000 (100 )      Agility: 1690000 (100 )     Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )      Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )      Luck: 1610000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100 )      Personal Skills:     Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting.     Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify. World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws.     Dragon God's Claws.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.     Composite Magic. Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.     Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance.      Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).     Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess.      Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration.     Intimidation.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master. Earth Magic: Master.     Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.     Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Invert Magic.     Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder      Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.      Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic.      Money:      2500304060 G [23:10] Oliga     Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"! [23:14] Lorna     Want to eat the ultimate roast beef bowl? [23:21] Oliga     Don't mind if I do! [23:24] Lorna     Hey! This wasn't the deal! [23:26] Lorna     Wait, is that it? Did we run over time? [23:29] Oliga     Yep. [23:31] Lorna     They packed too much in! [23:35] Seiichi     The grand battle against     the monsters finally begins! [23:39] Seiichi     All right, everyone! [23:40] Seiichi     Let's put our strengths together! [23:41] Seiichi     Wait, what are you all doing?! SIGN    Next Time     Monsters VS Crazy Guild [23:44] ---     Next time: "Monsters VS Crazy Guild." [23:46] Seiichi     Jeez, fight properly! E11 - Monsters VS Crazy Guild Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:03] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:06] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:10] (Flashback) Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan... [00:13] Seiichi     A little sister character! [00:14] Seiichi     Nice! [00:16] Seiichi     But now a horde of monsters     has appeared on the border! [00:21] (Flashback) Claudia     All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure! [00:25] (Flashback) Louise     Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out! [00:29] Seiichi     It's been a week since then, [00:31] Seiichi     and I predict further trouble! [00:33] Seiichi     Again, what is going to happen     to my life in another world?! [00:40] Florio     Incredible, Seiichi-kun! [00:42] Florio     There's absolutely no disturbance     in the flow of your magic! [00:45] Seiichi     Really? [00:48] Florio     Perhaps now you can finally     acquire the "Control" skill? [00:52] Seiichi     Man, I really couldn't     restrain my power before. [00:57] Seiichi     It was getting more and more monstrous. [00:59] Voice     New skill... [01:02] Seiichi&Screen     Here it comes! SIGN    Here it — (˚∀˚) — comes!!! [01:04] Voice     "Endless Hell" acquired. [01:07] Seiichi     Huh? [01:08] Seiichi     What's Endless Hell? [01:10] Seiichi     That doesn't sound like Control at all! [01:15] Seiichi     OP... OP... OP... [01:16] Florio     A-Are you all right? [01:20] Guscle     You're working hard, Seiichi-kun! [01:23] Seiichi     That voice... [01:24] Seiichi     Guscle-san! Eris-san! [01:27] Eris     Fancy meeting you here, Seiichi-san. [01:29] Seiichi     Why are you two here? [01:31] Eris     We're showing this man to His Majesty. [01:38] Florio     You're... H-Holy Mage     Barnabus-sama, aren't you? [01:43] Barnabus     Just "Barna" is fine. [01:46] Barnabus     Pleasure to meet you. You're quite young. [01:49] Seiichi     Oh, nice to meet you. [01:52] Seiichi     Who is this? [01:54] Florio     What?! [01:54] Florio     You don't know about him?! [01:56] Florio     This man is the greatest magician of all!     He's mastered all kinds of magic! [02:01] Seiichi     O-Oh. [02:03] Florio     Wow! It's really you! [02:06] Florio     I bought three of your photo essays! [02:09] Florio     One to read, one to preserve,     and one to share! [02:12] Seiichi     He's a hardcore otaku! [02:15] Barna     Such flattery won't get you anywhere,     Handsome Ice Mage-dono! [02:20] Florio     Oh my God! You knew about me already?! [02:24] Barna     Yes. [02:25] Barna     I hear you're quite talented. [02:31] Florio     My life was one lived     without a single regret! [02:34] Guscle     Ra, oh! [02:37] Seiichi     Are you the Supreme Ruler     of the Century's End? [02:39] Barna     That's from that one time. [02:41] Barna     Remember? The former grand     champion's retirement party, [02:44] Barna     where he said, "My life was one     lived without a single regret!" [02:47] Barna     His stage name was... Kiseno... Kisenosa... [02:50] Barna     Kisenoso... Kisenose... Kisenoso— [02:53] Barna     Come on, I'm so close! What was it?! [02:56] Seiichi     That's enough. [02:57] Seiichi     But what on earth is such a     transcendental star doing here? [02:58] Barna     Oh, I've got it! [03:02] Barna     It was Kisenos— [03:03] Seiichi     That's enough! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Monsters VS Crazy Guild [04:36] Ranze     Hey, Seiichi! [04:38] Ranze     Guscle, too! And Eris! [04:40] Ranze     Long time no see! [04:43] Guscle     Long time no bridge! [04:45] Seiichi     Wait, "bridge"?! [04:48] Ranze     Your muscles are as incredible as ever! [04:51] Seiichi     You guys really are crazy. [04:53] Eris     Wow, "long time no bridge"? That was just sad. [04:57] Eris     If anything, you should be saying,     "Long time no sht." [05:01] Seiichi     Stop! Kids at home are gonna imitate you! [05:03] Ranze     Your style as queen is improving, too, Eris. [05:08] Barna     How have you been, [05:11] Barna     Ranze? [05:14] Ranze     T... [05:15] Ranze     T-T-Teacher Barnabus?! [05:19] Ranze     E-Even if I didn't know, [05:21] Ranze     I apologize for standing higher than you. [05:24] Barna     You're now a king governing an entire nation. [05:27] Barna     No need for such formality. [05:29] Ranze     I-I could never! [05:31] Seiichi     What's the relationship between these two? [05:35] Florio     He was His Majesty's former instructor. [05:38] Ranze     Someone bring Teacher a chair! [05:40] Eris     Here you go. Have a seat. [05:42] Seiichi     Hey! [05:44] Seiichi     Stop it with that stuff! [05:48] Barna     This is great! [05:50] Barna     Great! [05:52] Ranze     By the way, Teacher,     what brings you here today? [05:57] Barna     It's about my academy. [05:57] Guscle     Muscle! [06:01] Seiichi     His academy? Does Barna-san... [06:04] Florio     Yes, he's the principal of     Barbador Magic Academy, as well. [06:29] ---     Murmur... [06:29] ---     Murmur... [06:29] ---     Murmur... [06:29] ---     Murmur... [06:29] ---     Murmur... [06:32] ---     Murmur... [06:35] Kannazuki     Now just walking around the academy*     gets us unpleasant stares. [06:40] Kannazuki     This must the doing of     Kisaragi and the others. [06:44] Kannazuki     I'm worried about our future. SIGN    Murmur... SIGN    Murmur... SIGN    Murmur... SIGN    Murmur... [06:49] Ranze     Teacher... [06:50] Ranze     Is this about the Kaiser Empire's     heroes enrolling in the academy? [06:56] Barna     Correct. [06:57] Barna     Ever since the heroes from     another world joined, [07:00] Barna     there have been endless troubles. [07:03] Seiichi     From another world? [07:06] Seiichi     Does he mean... [07:07] Soldier     Your Majesty! [07:09] Soldier     I bring an urgent message     from the forest guards! [07:13] Ranze     What is it? [07:14] Soldier     A huge horde of monsters has     appeared in the neighboring forest! [07:18] Soldier     They are invading Telbert! [07:22] Ranze     What? [07:23] Ranze     How many are there? [07:25] Soldier     Roughly 5,000. [07:30] Soldier     But all of them are said to boss-level! [07:34] Ranze     5,000 boss-level monsters?! [07:36] Barna     Calm down, Ranze. [07:38] Barna     This nation has its mighty     Valkyries, does it not? [07:42] Ranze     Actually, right now... [07:49] Louise     The border... [07:50] Lorna     They're literally covering the landscape. [07:53] Claudia     They're quite strong, too. [07:57] BlackPaladin     It's unusual for the servants     of darkness to amass like this. [08:02] Louise     That's true. [08:03] BP     I destroyed a number of     them before you arrived, [08:08] BP     but they keep springing up endlessly. [08:12] Louise     Meaning we'll have to attack all-out with     more force than they can recover from. [08:17] BP     Indeed. [08:19] BP     Let's exterminate them. [08:21] BP     So badly that they won't even reincarnate. [08:26] Claudia     Louise-sama, the squad is already prepared. [08:30] Lorna     It's time. [08:31] Louise     You're right. [08:39] BP     Oh? The Water God's Rapier? [08:43] BP     Still such a beautiful blade. [08:45] Lorna     Enchanting. [09:00] Louise     Here we go. [09:08] Louise     Water God Slash! [09:13] Louise     Take this! [09:19] Claudia     Valkyries! [09:20] Lorna     Charge! [09:36] Louise     Impressive. [09:37] BP     Same to you. [09:39] BP     We might be able to exterminate     them more quickly than I thought. [09:42] Valkyries     Louise-sama! [09:44] Valkyries     We just received a messenger! [09:46] Valkyries     They say a big horde of monsters     is invading the royal capital! [09:49] Louise     What?! [09:51] Louise     His Majesty! [09:58] Helio     Behold! [09:59] Helio     We've forced the Knight of Swords and the     Black Paladin to get stuck at the border! [10:06] Kreis     Meanwhile, Telbert's left empty. [10:09] Kreis     It'll fall easily. [10:12] Helio     But there are still some     troublesome ones there. [10:16] Kreis     Hmph. They can struggle all they like, [10:19] Kreis     but they'll still be as babes     before our overwhelming numbers! [10:23] Helio     That's true. [10:24] Helio     Let's enjoy the show as they are overrun. [10:28] Both     All is for the Demon Lord! [10:44] Artoria     I've been an adventurer for a long time now, [10:46] Artoria     but I've never seen this many at once. [10:49] Seiichi     And all of them are boss-level, huh? [10:54] Saria     Seiichi! Let's do our best! [10:56] Seiichi     Y-Yeah! [10:59] Seiichi     Speaking of Saria, [11:00] Seiichi     how is she going to fight     while in human form? [11:05] Seiichi     S-Surely she wouldn't... [11:08] Lulune     Master... [11:13] Lulune     Master, I'm scared! [11:18] Seiichi     Yeah... I guess you would be. [11:21] Seiichi     It makes sense that fighting     would be scary, right? [11:24] Lulune     If we can't defend the royal capital, [11:27] Lulune     that and that will be all gone,     and I won't be able to eat them anymore! [11:32] Seiichi     That's what you're afraid of?! [11:34] Lulune     I couldn't bear that! [11:38] Lulune     I'd even kick a god to death     for the sake of good food! [11:46] Seiichi     That's kind of scary. [11:50] Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan. [11:52] Seiichi     Oliga-chan? [11:54] Saria     That's right, Lulune-chan. You managed     to defeat that giant wolf, too. [11:54] Oliga     I like this country where     I can live with all of you. [12:01] Oliga     So I'll do my best. [12:03] Oliga     Hopefully my power can help you all. [12:06] Seiichi     Thank you, Oliga-chan. [12:08] Seiichi     But I do have one request for you. [12:11] Oliga     What? [12:12] Seiichi     Make sure you don't overexert yourself. [12:16] Oliga     Got it. [12:18] Oliga     O-Onii-chan... [12:22] Oliga     When we're done, will you pet my head? [12:28] Seiichi     Yeah, it's a promise! [12:32] Pacifier     Monshters! [12:34] Pacifier     I'll keel all ub you! [12:41] Destroyer     I'll destroy everything! [12:46] Seiichi     Don't destroy it! [12:48] Trenchcoat     Oh, there they are, swarming about. [12:52] Trenchcoat     I'll show them my power     and my big, glorious di**! [12:59] Trenchcoat     Hey! They're zooming the camera out too far! [13:01] Seiichi     Of course they are! [13:03] Seiichi     Just close your coat already! [13:05] Seiichi     Where'd you come from?! [13:09] Mohawk     I'll make you regret messing with us, [13:11] Mohawk     right down to the marrow of your bones,     and the marrow of your pelvis! [13:17] Seiichi     They may look bad, but they're strong, too. [13:24] Guscle     Our adventurer's guild [13:26] Guscle     is a gathering place for those     with overflowing desire! [13:31] Eris     Greed! Avarice! Bring it on! [13:35] Guscle     We've pursued our desires,     despite the constant scorn of the soldiers! [13:41] Eris     No one can stop our desire! [13:47] Claude     Good grief. [13:48] Claude     This has turned rather outrageous. [13:54] Soldier     Reporting! [13:56] Soldier     The monsters have begun marching on Telbert! [14:00] Eris     They're finally here. [14:03] Guscle     All right, everyone! [14:04] Guscle     Follow me! [14:08] Guscle     Go, go, muscle! [14:11] Seiichi     Seriously?! [14:17] Guscle     Unleash the pathos of your muscles! [14:21] Guscle     That is... [14:23] Guscle     my justice! [14:29] Guscle     Muscle! [14:37] Seiichi     Why are you all joining them?! [14:39] Seiichi     I need to get going, too! [14:41] Barna     Wait a moment, Seiichi-kun. [14:44] Barna     There's no need to hurry. [14:47] Barna     Just watch. [14:51] Guscle     Prepare yourselves, monsters! [15:08] Guscle     Muscle! [15:18] Eris     Guscle-san, don't think you     let your guard down too much? [15:23] Guscle     I got a bit too excited     with all the eyes on me! [15:27] Guscle     Now to refocus and try again. [15:32] Guscle     100% of 100% Full Power! [15:39] Guscle     Pure strength that has surpassed skill. [15:42] Guscle     That is muscle power! [15:44] Seiichi     So that's Guscle's true power... [15:48] Barna     He's the Guild Master for a reason. [15:51] Eris     Now, you masochistic monsters! [15:54] Eris     Writhe in immoral pleasure! [15:58] Eris     Let me give you a reward! [16:00] Eris     Onirock Whip! [16:06] Eris     I'll drive you mad! [16:08] Seiichi     Pink Ranger... [16:11] Sucker     If you all keep me [16:13] Sucker     from enjoying my milk play, [16:17] Sucker     you'll take wesponsibiwity! [16:23] Trenchcoat     My turn now! [16:25] Trenchcoat     Take that! I'm spinning more than usual! [16:31] Seiichi     A pervert's attacks sure are different. [16:36] Destroyer     I'll destroy everything! [16:42] Seiichi     That's just impossible! [16:49] Claude     I will defend the peace of Telbert! [16:52] Seiichi     Claude! [16:54] Seiichi     Finally, someone reasonable! [16:56] Claude     Compared to the guys in the guild, [16:59] Claude     the monsters are almost adorable! [17:01] Mohawk     What's that?! [17:02] Mohawk     These guys are way more adorable! [17:05] Claude     How so?! [17:06] Punk     What?! You bastard! [17:08] Punk     Want us to force your gate open? [17:12] Mohawk     The secret art passed down     within our rose clan! [17:17] Seiichi     Rose clan?! [17:20] Three     Rose Fist! [17:34] Mohawk     Follow me, men! [17:41] Seiichi     That was kind of cool, but... [17:51] Noahd     My, a Beast King? [17:56] Noahd     My apologies, [17:58] Noahd     but I'll be taking your life. [18:09] Noahd     Rest in peace. [18:12] Seiichi     He's strong! [18:14] Ranze     As expected from the legendary assassin. [18:17] Seiichi     Huh? He wasn't just an ordinary café owner?! [18:20] Ranze     Oh, he is now. [18:25] Seiichi     Saria! Are you okay?! [18:28] Saria     All right! I'll do my best! [18:32] Seiichi     Only her arm is a gorilla's?! [18:34] Saria     One, two! [18:41] Saria     Gorilla Knuckle! [18:49] Artoria     Hey! [18:51] Artoria     Ice Prison! [18:56] Barna     Oh, that's one of the     highest-grade ice spells! [18:59] Seiichi     Weren't you asleep? [19:09] Artoria     What do you think of my magic? [19:11] Seiichi     Yay, Ar! [19:19] Lulune     Anyone who gets in the way of me walking     and eating with Master has no right to live! [19:26] Lulune     Lulunelion Shot! [19:33] Oliga     298, 299, 300! [19:40] Oliga     Pet me! [19:42] Seiichi     A-As expected from a former assassin. [19:45] Barna     Well, I do believe it's time now. [19:49] Barna     Go on and die! [19:51] Barna     Chaos Rain! [20:09] Barna     There certainly are a lot of them. [20:12] Barna     In that case... [20:14] Barna     Chaos Tornado! [20:34] Seiichi     He's controlling it so it won't hit     our allies, even with so much force. [20:39] Barna     I've still got it in me! [20:43] Seiichi     This guy is quite the monster. [20:47] Guscle     Everyone! Let's push on and settle this! [20:51] All     Yeah! [20:55] Seiichi     I didn't even need to do anything. [21:01] Announcer     Emergency report! Emergency report! [21:03] Announcer     Another horde of monsters has     appeared deep within the forest! [21:06] Announcer     They're all big-boss-grade monsters! [21:09] Barna     Wh-What?! [21:10] Barna     All are big-boss-grade?! [21:13] Announcer     The new horde of monsters is     double the size of this one! [21:17] Announcer     They're on a direct path toward Telbert! [21:23] Seiichi     Though we were convinced of victory,     the creeping waves [21:26] Seiichi     of destruction marched on. [21:28] Seiichi     The true battle for the     future of this country [21:31] Seiichi     was about to begin. [23:06] Saria     The castle's baths are     the best, aren't they? [23:08] Lulune     The scenery's great,     and it feels so open and free. [23:12] Artoria     Hey, don't swim in the bath! [23:14] Artoria     By they way, are we not     doing the usual thing? [23:16] Saria     Oh! [23:18] Oliga     Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 15 (15)      Mana: 1698300 (100 )      Attack: 1644000 (100 )      Defense: 1667000 (100 )      Agility: 1690000 (100 )      Magic Attack: 1674000 (100 )      Magic Defense: 1632000 (100 )      Luck: 1610000 (100 )      Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous (100      Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.      Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.      World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.      Skills:      Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.     Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.      Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.     Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.      Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.     Intimidation Resistance.      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal.     Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior). Enemy Detection.      Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.     Comprehend All Languages.      Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.      Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.     Composite Magic.      Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master.      Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.      Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.     Personal Magic: Invert Magic.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.     One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder      Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.      High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.     Bracelet of the Night.      Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.      Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.     Blue Boots.      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless.     King of Men. [23:21] Artoria     Hey, did Seiichi do anything today? [23:24] Lulune     Now that you mention it, he was just     watching from atop the tower the whole time. [23:28] Oliga     Barna-san fell asleep. [23:30] Saria     That's kind of cute. [23:33] (Flashback) Barna     Oh, yes. [23:35] Saria     The battle against the monsters     is reaching its climax! [23:39] Saria     Then it comes time to bid farewell. [23:42] Saria     Next time: "Before I Knew It,     It's the Final Episode!?" SIGN    Next Time     Before I Knew It, It's The Final Episode!? [23:45] Saria     Seiichi! [23:46] Saria     I'll be with you forever! E12 - Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Seiichi     My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.     I'm a second-year in high school. [00:05] Seiichi     I ate some Fruit of Evolution     in another world [00:07] Seiichi     and got an invincible, OP physique! [00:11] Seiichi     There was a huge battle with monsters     that had suddenly appeared. [00:15] Seiichi     But thanks to everyone's perverse levels     of strength, they were quickly defeated! [00:22] Seiichi     Or so we thought, [00:23] Seiichi     but there are still more enemies popping up?! [00:27] Seiichi     What on earth is happening     to my life in another world?! [00:34] Barnabus     There are so many of them! [00:37] Barnabus     And while I only occasionally caught glimpses     of S-Rank monsters in the last horde... [00:42] Seiichi     Now they're swarming us with     nothing but S-Rank monsters? [00:47] Barnabus     Yes. [01:04] Underlings     You bastards! [01:09] Artoria     These guys are strong! [01:14] Ranze     This is bad. [01:15] Ranze     We're being pushed back now. [01:19] Seiichi     What should I do? [01:21] Seiichi     I could create a wide-range     spell to defeat the monsters... [01:25] Seiichi     But a spell that's wide-range, [01:28] Seiichi     not indiscriminate,     and defeats only the monsters? [01:32] Seiichi     How am I supposed to... [01:36] Seiichi     I know! [01:38] Barnabus     Seiichi-kun? [01:40] Seiichi     I've got it! [01:42] Seiichi     I know the ultimate spell to     break through this all at once! SIGN    The Fruit of Evolution: SIGN     Before I Knew It,          My Life Had It Made SIGN    Before I Knew It, It's the Final Episode!? [03:16] Barnabus     The ultimate spell, you say? [03:20] Seiichi     Envision it. [03:22] Seiichi     A spell that attacks a     wide range from overhead, [03:25] Seiichi     one that works as if it were God's judgment! [03:35] Ranze     Seiichi? [03:42] Seiichi     Judgment! [03:55] Seiichi     H-Huh? [03:58] Barnabus     Seiichi-kun? [04:02] Seiichi     I'm so embarrassed! [04:04] Seiichi     Why won't it activate?! [04:10] Barnabus     Eh? This is... [04:14] Voice     Now, let there be justice! [04:24] Seiichi     Huh? [04:25] Voice     Skill: Magic Creation activated. [04:28] ---     As a result, Seiichi Magic:     Judgment has been created. [04:35] Seiichi     Thank goodness. It's only hitting     the enemies, like I envisioned. [04:44] Guscle     This is a divine blessing! [04:48] Guscle     Ecstasy! [04:49] Eris     More! Give me more! [04:53] Seiichi     Let's see... Seiichi Magic: Judgment... [04:56] Seiichi     A spell that calls the light of judgment down [04:59] Seiichi     upon all the user recognizes as harmful. [05:01] Seiichi     Harmful? [05:04] Seiichi     Harmful? [05:05] Eris     More! Yes, more! [05:08] Seiichi     Harmful, huh? [05:10] Seiichi     Makes sense. [05:11] Seiichi     Sorry. [05:15] Oliga     Is it over? [05:17] Artoria     He wiped out that many     monsters in an instant? [05:21] Lulune     That's my master! [05:23] Saria     Everyone! We won! [05:30] Kreis     What?! [05:32] Kreis     What happened?! [05:34] Kreis     You monsters! For the Great Devil! [05:38] Voice     Judgment! [05:46] Barnabus     S-Seiichi-kun, you... [05:51] Seiichi     Er, well... [05:53] Voice     You leveled up. [05:57] Seiichi     No way! [05:59] Voice     You leveled up. [06:00] Voice     You leveled up. [06:02] Voice     You level-level-level— [06:04] Voice     lev-lev-lev-lev-lev... [06:05] Seiichi     Stop it! [06:06] Seiichi     Don't make me even less human! [06:10] Voice     leveled... [06:11] Ranze     Are you okay? [06:15] Voice     You have leveled up. [06:18] Seiichi     It's polite now? [06:21] Voice     Since you have acquired a     great quantity of skills, [06:23] Voice     I have taken the liberty to combine the     various categories of skills into new skills. [06:31] Seiichi     I don't need more cheats! [06:34] Ranze     You're incredible, Seiichi! [06:37] Ranze     Please continue to use your     power to defend our nation! [06:40] Ranze     I'm going to go check on     the damage to the walls. [06:44] Ranze     Let's take another bath together later! [06:48] Seiichi     Ranze-san... [06:50] Artoria     Seiichi! [06:52] Saria     What's wrong? Are you okay? [06:54] Seiichi     I'm fine, I'm fine. [06:56] Artoria     Hey, what was that magic you just used? [06:59] Artoria     Your Status display is false, isn't it? [07:02] Seiichi     Well... [07:03] Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan. [07:06] Seiichi     What's up, Oliga-chan? [07:08] Oliga     You promised. Pet my head? [07:12] Seiichi     All right. [07:14] Seiichi     You did a good job. [07:16] Barnabus     Seiichi-kun... [07:18] Barnabus     Pet my head? [07:21] Seiichi     I-I'd rather not! [07:23] Barnabus     That's not what I meant! Seiichi-kun! [07:27] Seiichi     Huh?! [07:29] Barnabus     Would you come to my academy     and become a teacher?! [07:34] Seiichi     Huh? [07:46] Kannazuki     I just can't get used to those looks. [07:50] Kenji     Jeez, isn't there anything     we can do about this? [07:56] Shouta     Is that... Seto? [08:04] Seiichi     Uh... [08:05] Barnabus     How about it?! [08:07] Artoria     Seiichi, a teacher? [08:09] Seiichi     Um... why would you want me? [08:12] Barnabus     That spell you just used     to wipe out those monsters [08:16] Barnabus     was your own original spell, wasn't it?! [08:18] Barnabus     Such a powerful spell, yet so precise! [08:21] Barnabus     It's well beyond even me, the Transcendent! [08:27] Seiichi     Beyond the Transcendent? [08:29] Saria     The Super Transcendent! [08:31] Barnabus     I have such a person right     here before my eyes! [08:34] Barnabus     Could you please teach me     how to use such power?! [08:38] Seiichi     I-I understand what you're     trying to say, Barna-san! [08:41] Barnabus     Then you'll come to my academy?! [08:44] Seiichi     I-I can't make that decision yet. [08:47] Barnabus     Why not?! [08:49] Seiichi     First off, I promised Louise that [08:51] Seiichi     I wouldn't leave the royal capital     until the Valkyries returned. [08:56] Barnabus     I see. [09:00] Seiichi     Second, I... [09:01] Seiichi     I don't want to be apart     from my friends over there. [09:05] Barnabus     Then how about this? [09:08] Barnabus     Saria-kun can come as a student, [09:10] Barnabus     that adventurer can come as a fellow teacher, [09:14] Artoria     It's study time. [09:16] Barnabus     that young lady who kicked the monsters away [09:17] Lulune     Take that! [09:19] Barnabus     can come as either a student     or a martial arts coach, [09:22] Barnabus     and that young lady there     can come as your assistant. [09:27] Seiichi     If you're willing to do all that for us,     then I'm not against it, but... [09:32] Saria     I'm totally okay with it! [09:34] Saria     An academy sounds fun! [09:37] Artoria     I don't really mind, either. [09:39] Artoria     Wherever you are is where     I belong, after all. [09:42] Lulune     I was always your knight! [09:45] Lulune     Wherever you go, I shall follow! [09:48] Oliga     Yeah! If Seiichi-oniichan and the rest     of you are going, then I'm going, too! [09:53] Barnabus     It's settled, then! [09:55] Barnabus     So we'll be departing after     Louise returns. Is that all right? [09:59] Seiichi     Yes, that's fine. [10:01] Others     Yay! [10:03] Seiichi     I guess I'll finally have a school life again. [10:07] ---     Isn't this great? [10:09] Seiichi     I'm sure it'll be fun with     Saria and the others around. [10:16] Lulune     Master! [10:18] Lulune     You're really taking me out     to eat, just the two of us?! [10:22] Seiichi     Yeah. [10:23] Seiichi     We still have several days     before Louise returns. [10:26] Lulune     Yay! [10:28] Seiichi     We had a few days before we would be     departing for Barbador Magic Academy, [10:33] Seiichi     so I decided to spend them     taking everyone on dates. [10:38] Seiichi     With everyone's consent, of course. [10:45] Artoria     S-Sorry to keep you waiting. [10:46] Seiichi     Nah, I hardly waited at— [10:54] Seiichi     Wh-Who's that? [10:56] Artoria     Well, shall we go? [10:57] Seiichi     Y-Yeah. [11:21] Seiichi     Now, today is... [11:24] Saria     Seiichi! [11:25] Saria     Let's go out together with Oliga-chan today! [11:29] Seiichi     Huh? Where's this coming from? [11:31] Saria     Well, I feel bad for Oliga-chan     being left behind all the time. [11:36] Saria     So rather than just the two of us, [11:38] Saria     I'd like Oliga-chan to go out with us! [11:42] Seiichi     All right. [11:42] Seiichi     Shall the three of us head out, then? [11:45] Oliga     Yeah! [11:51] Oliga     It's fun going out with you, Saria-oneechan. [11:54] Saria     Really? I'm glad! [11:56] Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan. [11:58] Seiichi     Hmm? What is it? [12:01] Oliga     Hey... [12:09] Kid     Pass! [12:10] Kid     Hey, over here, over here! [12:13] Saria     Oliga-chan! [12:15] Kid     Hey! Now you've done it! [12:15] Saria     That's good. Oliga-chan     looks like she's having fun. [12:19] Kid     That was too easy! [12:19] Seiichi     Saria... [12:22] Seiichi     A lot has happened, huh? [12:24] Saria     Yeah, a lot has happened. [12:26] Seiichi     Thank you. [12:27] Saria     Huh? [12:28] Seiichi     Thank you for falling in     love with someone like me. [12:31] Seiichi     I love you, too. [12:36] Saria     You're welcome! [12:39] Kid     Look! He made her cry! [12:44] Kid     Bad man! [12:45] Oliga     Seiichi-oniichan! No! [12:48] Seiichi     Wha— Th-This is different! [12:53] Kid     Come play with us! [12:55] Seiichi     All right! I won't go easy on you! [12:58] Saria     I'm the one who should thank you, Seiichi. [13:02] Seiichi     There! [13:05] Seiichi     Wh-What's that? [13:07] Oliga     It's so big. [13:12] Seiichi     I think that's that one girl's... [13:17] Announcer     Thank you all for waiting patiently. [13:19] Announcer     We're now hosting the     Charasty Painting Competition! [13:27] Seiichi     I'm looking forward to this. [13:29] Announcer     Now to introduce our judge. [13:32] Announcer     Here we have the talented artist,     Master Painter Leon Berger-sama! [13:36] Seiichi     Huh? I feel like I've heard     the name "Berger" before. [13:40] Leon     I'm looking forward to all the great     pieces you've poured your passion into. [13:48] Announcer     Now we'd like to move on to the judging! [13:52] Announcer     First, the talented artist who's handily     won countless art competitions, [13:56] Announcer     Clay Berger! [14:00] Seiichi     That's it! [14:01] Seiichi     Clay said his last name was Berger, too. [14:04] Clay     The title of my piece... [14:07] Clay     is "Art"! [14:12] Seiichi     What is with that painting? [14:14] Artoria     Seiichi, your friend can     paint an amazing picture. [14:19] Saria     Yeah! It's such a pretty sun! [14:22] Lulune     It looks like a delicious apple to me! [14:26] Seiichi     Lulune, you never change... [14:30] Clay     This piece was created with     my feelings toward art! [14:34] Clay     These passionate, blazing feelings... [14:36] Clay     They're just like the flames of a matchstick! [14:40] Seiichi     Wait, it's not a sun?! [14:44] Announcer     Now it's time for the final contestant, [14:47] Announcer     May Cherry-san! [14:49] Announcer     Please come forward. [14:55] Seiichi     May... She's walking with     her arms and legs in sync. [14:58] May     Th-Th-Th-This is my piece! [15:01] Seiichi     Huh? [15:02] Saria     Wow! [15:04] Seiichi     That's... [15:11] Spectator     Wh-What a gallant figure. [15:14] Spectator     This is truly a hero that appears in legends. [15:20] Mohawk     What a hot guy. [15:24] May     Th-This painting is a depiction of     the man who gave me the courage [15:29] May     to enter this competition. [15:32] Seiichi     It really is me. [15:35] May     The title is "Hero." [15:38] May     Thanks to him, I learned how     important it is to face challenges. [15:42] May     He's my hero! [15:44] Seiichi     My ears are burning. [15:47] Announcer     Thank you very much. [15:49] Announcer     Now, let's proceed to the judging! [15:55] May     Oh, Seiichi-san. [15:57] Seiichi     Congratulations on winning first place. [15:59] May     Thank you so much! [16:01] Seiichi     I didn't really do anything, though. [16:04] May     Um, Seiichi-san... [16:06] May     Moments ago, I got an offer from Leon-sama... [16:10] May     and I think I'm going to go study     painting in the city of art, Amuria. [16:15] Seiichi     Wow! That's an incredible offer! [16:18] May     So I'll be bidding farewell to this city soon. [16:22] Seiichi     I see. Well, I'll miss you. [16:26] May     Once I'm done studying art in Amuria, [16:29] May     would you let me paint     you as my first painting? [16:32] Seiichi     I'd be happy to.     Could I ask you to do that? [16:35] May     Yes! It's a promise! [16:38] Clay     May! [16:40] Clay     Grandpa Leon's calling for you. [16:43] May     Okay! I'm coming now! [16:45] May     Well, take care! [16:47] Seiichi     You too, May. [16:55] Man     It's the Valkyries! [16:57] Man     The Valkyries have returned! [17:02] Louise     Master! [17:03] Louise     Myself and the Valkyries have returned! [17:07] Seiichi     Welcome back. [17:09] Lorna     Hey! Seiichi-san! [17:11] Claudia     Come on, now, that's bad manners. [17:15] Louise     I heard from the messengers. [17:17] Louise     You'll be going to the     academy with Barna-sama? [17:21] Louise     I wish I could go with you, too. [17:23] Seiichi     You need to protect this country, Louise. [17:27] Seiichi     Come pay us a visit sometime, though! [17:29] Louise     I will! [17:32] Lester     Hey, Kreis! [17:34] Lester     What are you looking so depressed over? [17:38] Kreis     Oh, it's you, Lester. [17:39] Angrea     The pig that's heaped failure     upon failure has failed again? [17:45] Kreis     Angrea. [17:50] Great Devil     You delay my resurrection,     my beloved apostles? [17:56] Kreis     My apologies! [17:58] Kreis     Presently, the apostles scattered     throughout the lands [18:02] Kreis     are in the process of gathering the despair     needed to sustain you, Great Devil. [18:06] Great Devil     Not enough! [18:10] Great Devil     Offer me more despair, death,     misfortune, and chaos. [18:17] Great Devil     All such darkness shall become my blood     and flesh, and bring about my return. [18:22] Three     Yes! All for the Great Devil! [18:28] Kreis     We need even richer despair     to resurrect the Great Devil. [18:34] Angrea     Barbador Magic Academy. [18:36] Kreis     What? The Magic Academy? [18:39] Angrea     Children of royalty and aristocrats     from around the world gather there. [18:44] Angrea     If we were to take the lives of     children with such bright futures... [18:51] Lester     Sounds like we'd collect     a huge load of despair! [18:55] Kreis     Then let us go. [18:57] Kreis     With the full force of our Great Devil Order! [19:09] (Flashback) Airi     Do you know Sei-chan? [19:11] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Sei-chan? [19:12] (Flashback) Shouta     Was he summoned to this world, too? [19:16] (Flashback) Airi     Probably. [19:17] (Flashback) Airi     There are a lot of people at our school, [19:20] (Flashback) Airi     so I thought maybe you'd seen him in passing. [19:23] (Flashback) Kenji     Why are you looking for him? [19:25] (Flashback) Airi     Sei-chan doesn't have many friends, [19:28] (Flashback) Airi     so I figure he's in trouble. [19:30] (Flashback) Airi     That, and he saved me long ago. [19:34] (Flashback) Airi     So I'm returning the favor! [19:37] (Flashback) Airi     If you guys from the council     happen to spot Sei-chan, [19:41] (Flashback) Airi     tell him Airin is looking for him. [19:45] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Airin? [19:46] (Flashback) Airi     Well, that's all! [19:48] (Flashback) Kannazuki     Hey, wait! [19:51] Kannazuki     Sei-chan, huh? [20:03] Seiichi     You've all taken really good care of me. [20:06] Ranze     Stay well, even while     you're over there, Seiichi. [20:09] Louise     Master, I take pride in     having you for a Master. [20:13] Claudia     A teacher, huh? [20:15] Claudia     Well, you'll do fine, I'm sure. [20:18] Lorna     You're just saying things. [20:20] Claudia     You're the last one I want to hear that from! [20:23] Guscle     Seiichi-kun! [20:25] Guscle     No matter what hardships you face ahead, [20:29] Guscle     your muscles will never betray you! [20:32] Eris     It'll all be fine. [20:34] Eris     Just turn all the pain into pleasure. [20:39] Noahd     Seiichi-san, take care. [20:41] Noahd     You're welcome at the café anytime. [20:44] Claude     Be careful. [20:46] Claude     We'll always be waiting for your return. [20:49] Seiichi     Thank you all! [20:52] Seiichi     All right, I'm heading out now! [20:54] Saria     Bye! [20:55] Artoria     Take care, everyone! [20:57] All     Goodbye! [20:58] All     Come back again! [20:59] All     We'll be waiting for you! [21:01] Lulune     New foods await me! [21:01] Artoria     See you again soon! [21:03] Oliga     Later. [21:10] Seiichi     This was the first town I     visited when I didn't know [21:13] Seiichi     left from right in this new world. [21:15] Seiichi     The days I spent there are     still burned into my eyes. [21:19] Seiichi     I never knew the world could be     so vibrant and full of impact. [21:27] Seiichi     I truly want to thank all of you. [21:29] Artoria     What are you saying after all this time? [21:31] Saria     Honestly, thank you, Seiichi! [21:48] Barnabus     Do you miss it? [21:49] Seiichi     Huh? [21:51] Seiichi     It was a pleasant city that gave     even me a kind, warm welcome. [21:57] Saria     Seiichi... [21:59] Seiichi     But it's not like I'm     bidding farewell forever. [22:03] Seiichi     I plan to show them I'm doing     well after I've grown some more! [22:07] Barnabus     Good. [22:08] Barnabus     We're almost at Barbador Magic Academy. [22:11] Barnabus     I'm counting on you, Seiichi-kun! [22:14] Seiichi     Right! [22:17] Seiichi     I don't know what kind of     school life awaits me, [22:21] Seiichi     but as long as we're all together, [22:23] Seiichi     we can overcome any hardship! [22:30] Seiichi     Wh-Who are you? [22:33] Man     You don't know of me? [22:35] Man     Then I shall tell you! [22:37] Man     I am the hero of justice, [22:39] Man     Gargand of Certain Victory! [22:42] Man     Remember that! [22:46] Bird     Idiot, idiot. [22:48] Seiichi     There's yet another new weirdo... [22:52] Seiichi     What's going to happen to     my life in another world?! [23:00] Man     Have no fear! [23:02] Seiichi     You're not one to talk! SIGN    Hiiragi Seiichi      Race: Human (Human)      Gender: Male (Male) Class: Mystery (Magic Swordsman)      Age: 17 (17) Level: 20 (20)      Mana: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Agility: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Magic Attack: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Magic Defense: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Luck: Too Awe Inspiring To Display (200 )      Charm: Please Get The Hint (200      Personal Skills:      Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.      Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.      World Vision. Perseverance. Emotional. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.      Skills:      Attack: Combat Skill      Resistance: Perfect Resistance      Movement: Instant Movement.      Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation (Superior).      Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.     Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.      Support: Omit Chant. Composite Magic.     Mass Activation.      Magic:      Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master.     Dark Magic: Master.      Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master. Ice Magic: Master.      Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master. Light Magic: Master      Non-Element Magic: Master Wind Magic: Master      Unique Magic: Hellfire. Invert Magic. Liberation Magic. Seiichi Magic      Special Magic: Magic Creation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.      Ultimate Skills:      Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.      Martial Art:      Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder      Equipment:      High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants.     High Quality Undershirt.     High Quality Briefs.      Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.     Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.      Necklace of Endless Love.     Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.      Titles:      Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.     Peak of All.      Tactless. King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer. Pinnacle of Magic. Instakiller.      Nightmare of All Monsters.     Man Who Dominated the World. [23:10] Saria     Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"! [23:14] Seiichi     Hey, Saria, do we even need this     segment in the final episode? [23:18] ---     Huh? [23:21] Seiichi     Also, who is this guy that appeared     in the final episode?! [23:25] Saria     You'll just have to look     forward to more next time! [23:28] Seiichi     Huh?! There's going to be more?! [23:31] Seiichi     Don't just laugh it off! [23:33] Seiichi     You have to be clear about that stuff! [23:38] Gargand     Next time, I'm the main character! [23:40] Seiichi     Seriously?! [23:42] Seiichi     What's going to happen to     my life in another world?! [23:46] Saria     See you again! SIGN    Fin!?