E5 - The Excited Foolish Angel and Demon

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[01:30] Lily
    Mm-hm.
[01:31] Lily
    I'm quite adorable.
[01:34] Lily
    It might be enough to make Akutsu
    fall head-over-heels for me.
[01:38] Lily
    That would make things so much easier for me.
[01:42] Lily
    Okay.
[01:44] Lily
    But an hour later, Amane was flustered.
[01:47] Lily
    Because Akutsu, who was sitting next to her,
    was more dazzling than ever.
[01:54] Lily
    How is he so sparkly?
[01:57] Lily
    I've never seen him like this before.
[01:59] Lily
    No... I have.
[02:01] Lily
    I recognize this Akutsu.
[02:06] Akutsu
    What's wrong?
[02:08] Akutsu
    We're in class.
[02:09] Lily
    I knew it!
[02:11] Lily
    He's challenging me!
[02:13] Lily
    I didn't expect him to be this much of a fool!
[02:17] Cat
    Looks like I'm up.
[02:18] Lily
    No, that won't be necessary.
[02:20] Lily
    I'll merely do as I've said I would.
[02:23] Lily
    So, do you want this to be activated?
[02:25] Lily
    Well? Well?
[02:30] Lily
    He scoffed at me!
[02:32] Lily
    At me! An angel!
[02:33] Akutsu
    Oh, my, is that all you've got?
[02:36] Akutsu
    I thought you were an angel!
[02:38] Lily
    That's probably what he's thinking!
[02:40] Lily
    Hang on!
[02:42] Lily
    Akutsu-kun!
[02:45] Lily
    Hey, do you know where Shiromura-sensei is?
[02:50] Lily
    How do you like this cutesy act?
[02:54] Cat
    Bring it on, Joe!
[02:57] Announcer
    Thiam closes in! Can he get a handle on Joe?
[03:02] Cat
    I'm going quick this time!
[03:04] Cat
    Let's see if you can keep up!
[03:07] Akutsu
    He went to the staff office earlier.
[03:11] Cat; Lily
    It did nothing!
[03:13] Lily
    R-Really?
[03:14] Lily
    Thanks!
[03:15] Lily
    Bye!
[03:17] Lily
    Something's wrong.
[03:18] Lily
    He didn't react to my mega-cute display at all.
[03:22] Lily
    Maybe the angle was wrong.
[03:24] Lily
    Or maybe it wasn't smooth enough.
[03:27] Lily
    It's true that it's been a while...
[03:33] Guy 1
    It's Amane-chan.
[03:34] Guy 2
    She's so cute.
[03:35] Lily
    Hello!
[03:37] Guys
    H-Hello!
[03:40] Lily
    I haven't lost my edge.
[03:42] Lily
    I guess it was a fluke.
[03:44] Lily
    Now...
[03:48] Lily
    My hair's in the way...
[03:50] Akutsu
    Yeah? That sucks.
[03:53] Announcer
    The jabs come out like a Gatling gun!
[03:56] Announcer
    But he's dodging every hit!
[04:00] Lily
    It's so hot again...
[04:03] Akutsu
    Let's go get some water.
[04:04] Lily
    He's looking away again.
[04:06] Announcer
    A swift feint into a right!
[04:09] Announcer
    No hit!
[04:11] Announcer
    Is there nothing Thiam can do?!
[04:13] Lily
    Nothing's working on him.
[04:16] Lily
    Why isn't he reacting?
[04:18] Akutsu
    Oh, yeah, Amane...
[04:21] Akutsu
    Are you not tying your hair back anymore?
[04:24] Akutsu
    The ponytail looked really nice on you.
[04:29] Announcer
    Thiam's forced to pull back!
[04:32] Announcer
    Does he need to regroup?
[04:34] Announcer
    Wait, not a moment to lose!
[04:37] Announcer
    Joe gets in!
[04:40] Cat
    Darn it!
[04:44] Announcer
    But there's the gong!
[04:46] Announcer
    Thiam manages to avoid defeat!
[04:53] Lily
    Th-That was close!
[04:57] Lily
    It wasn't a mistake, after all!
[04:59] Lily
    Amane wasn't aware at the time that she
    was falling right into Akutsu's plan.
[05:06] Lily
    It looks like I don't have a choice.
[05:15] Lily
    Akutsu...
[05:16] Lily
    You've only got yourself to blame.
[05:19] Lily
    You made me angry.
[05:32] Lily
    Don't you dare underestimate me!
[05:36] Lily
    Look out!
[05:38] Lily
    Perfect timing!
[05:40] Lily
    It's time for the ultimate weapon:
    The Rom-com Mount!
[05:46] Announcer
    What's this? Thiam's rocking left and right!
[05:50] Cat
    Prepare yourself...
[05:52] Announcer
    Is this it?
[05:53] Announcer
    Is it the Dempsey Roll?!
[05:57] Cat
    I'll tear you up with my punch!
[06:12] Akutsu
    Were you hurt?
[06:14] Akutsu
    We wouldn't want you to get
    a bruise on your cute face.
[06:17] Lily
    Squee!
[06:29] Lily
    Are you all right?!
[06:31] Cat
    I got countered.
[06:35] Cat
    I lost.
[06:38] Lily
    Thiam...
[06:39] Dog
    That was a close one, but I was one step ahead.
[06:46] Akutsu
    Did you think the same tactic would work twice?
[06:51] Akutsu
    You underestimated me.
[06:54] Akutsu
    And demons as a whole.
[07:00] Lily
    I'm sorry!
[07:01] Lily
    I'm all right!
[07:03] Akutsu
    No, you aren't.
[07:05] Akutsu
    Let's go to the nurse's office.
[07:11] Akutsu
    I think that worked.
[07:14] Akutsu
    Chief, I'm almost there!
[07:16] Akutsu
    Your subordinate's doing
    everything he can right now!
[07:19] Liz
    Akutsu is only getting started.
[07:22] Liz
    But as his superior,
    I must check in on him again.
[07:27] Liz
    Disguising oneself is
    an essential skill in espionage.
[07:30] Liz
    Everything hinges on how well I can blend in.
[07:34] Liz
    For example...
[07:36] Liz
    Sometimes, I'm an insurance sales agent.
[07:38] Liz
    I'll produce a quote!
[07:40] Liz
    Other times, I'm a school nurse.
[07:42] Liz
    Time for your needle!
[07:44] Liz
    And...
[07:45] Liz
    This is part of my job.
[07:47] Liz
    This has nothing to do with
    my personal tastes or interests.
[07:51] Liz
    A perfect disguise!
[07:52] Liz
    But if my subordinates were ever to...
[07:56] Subordinate
    Don't worry! I'm tight-lipped!
[08:04] Lily
    I'm fine.
[08:05] Lily
    It was nothing serious.
[08:07] Akutsu
    Oh?
[08:14] Akutsu
    What?
[08:16] Lily
    Nothing, just...
[08:20] Akutsu
    Oh, you want some.
[08:22] Akutsu
    I'll go buy another one.
[08:31] Lily
    I-I...
[08:34] Lily
    I think this is an indirect...
[08:38] Lily
    That must have got you good!
[08:40] Lily
    Now, let your little heart explode!
[08:45] Akutsu
    You idiot...
[08:49] Akutsu
    Don't say stuff like that.
[08:56] Lily
    Ice!
[09:01] Lily
    Y-Yeah...
[09:04] Lily
    You're right.
[09:06] Lily
    What was that reaction?
[09:08] Lily
    I didn't expect that!
[09:15] Lily
    Did that wretch do it on purpose?!
[09:17] Lily
    Damn it, he got me!
[09:19] Lily
    Okay, let's go with this trick again.
[09:23] Lily
    I-I can't...
[09:25] Lily
    I was trying to get in his head...
[09:28] Lily
    And instead, he's gotten in mine!
[09:31] Lily
    But...
[09:33] Lily
    I can't give up now!
[09:36] Lily
    For my own goals!
[09:38] Lily
    And most of all...
[09:40] Lily
    Because I'm an angel!
[09:49] Lily
    Can you do it?
[09:50] Cat
    Of course.
[09:52] Cat
    This is why I exist.
[09:56] Lily
    Thanks.
[09:57] Akutsu
    What, aren't you having any?
[09:58] Lily
    I'm good.
[09:59] Lily
    I'll buy some later.
[10:01] Akutsu
    Okay.
[10:19] Lily
    Oh, no.
[10:21] Lily
    I spilled it.
[10:27] Lily
    Behold!
[10:27] Lily
    Let the beauty of my wet body excite you!
[10:40] Akutsu
    You'll catch a cold.
[10:42] Akutsu
    Keep that on you.
SIGN    Ah...
[10:50] Cat
    It's no use...
[10:51] Cat
    I can't win...
[10:52] Cat
    Next time, I'll take you down...
[10:56] Announcer
    And there's the gong!
[10:59] Announcer
    Thiam just barely survives!
[11:04] Lily
    How could this be?
[11:06] Lily
    To think neither the almighty Rom-com Mount
    nor the indirect kiss bit would work...
[11:13] Yuka
    Hey, are you feeling sick?
[11:16] Yuka
    Are you okay?
[11:17] Lily
    Yeah...
[11:18] Lily
    I think I'm okay.
[11:21] Lily
    Hey, Yuka-chan...
[11:23] Lily
    Is there any way to crush a guy's heart?
[11:27] Yuka
    Crush?!
[11:29] Yuka
    I-I guess, well...
[11:33] Yuka
    Oh...
[11:35] Yuka
    How about this?
[11:40] Akutsu
    Hey, weren't we going demon hunting today?
[11:43] Lily
    That was my intent, but I changed my plan.
[11:46] Akutsu
    I don't mind, I guess.
[11:49] Akutsu
    You sure bought a lot, though.
[11:52] Lily
    W-We're taking it back to my place.
[11:54] Akutsu
    Your place?!
[11:55] Akutsu
    What is this girl thinking?
[11:58] Akutsu
    Whatever it is, I should stay vigilant.
[12:02] Lily
    You've been working quite hard.
[12:05] Lily
    I thought I ought to reward you with food, so...
[12:09] Lily
    I decided to cook for you.
[12:12] Akutsu
    Yikes, that was close!
[12:15] Akutsu
    I see, so that's your angle.
[12:16] Akutsu
    That isn't going to work on me today, though.
[12:19] Akutsu
    In fact, I'll snap her soul in half!
[12:22] Lily
    We're here.
[12:27] Akutsu
    It's huge.
[12:28] Akutsu
    It's way too huge!
[12:30] Akutsu
    It's nothing like my apartment.
[12:39] Akutsu
    M-My soul might snap...
[12:42] Lily
    What are you doing?
[12:44] Lily
    Don't go acting weird in my home.
[12:47] Lily
    Wh-What?
[12:54] Akutsu
    Using her feminine charm, I see.
[12:56] Akutsu
    That's not going to break me.
[12:59] Akutsu
    If anything... It's only making
    my horn even more vicious!
[13:06] Cat
    I'll fight back before
    he gets a chance to end me!
[13:15] Akutsu
    How could you dress like that?!
[13:18] Akutsu
    I get loosening up when you get home,
    but don't undress completely!
[13:22] Lily
    Huh? You've got the wrong idea.
[13:24] Lily
    I'm properly dressed.
[13:26] Akutsu
    Thank goodness.
[13:27] Akutsu
    She's dressed.
[13:30] Lily
    There.
[13:31] Lily
    What's wrong with you?
    Are your eyes just circles?
[13:33] Akutsu
    No, it's just that I didn't expect
    anything so proper.
[13:38] Lily
    I see. You thought I didn't
    know how to cook, did you?
[13:42] Lily
    How rude.
[13:43] Lily
    I have no trouble living on my own,
    believe it or not.
[13:47] Lily
    You can get started.
[13:50] Akutsu
    Okay.
[13:52] Akutsu
    It looks proper, but...
[13:55] Akutsu
    It could turn out to be devastatingly bad.
[14:01] Akutsu
    It's good!
[14:02] Akutsu
    I never would have expected this
    from how Amane is usually.
[14:05] Akutsu
    It's delicate and not overly strong.
[14:06] Akutsu
    The domestic and modest scent
    gently invades my inner nasal cavity.
[14:10] Akutsu
    Like wasabi, the stimulation suddenly stops,
[14:13] Akutsu
    at which point, oh so mischievously, the durum
    semolina's firm texture tackles me!
[14:17] Lily
    Well?
[14:19] Lily
    Not bad, is it?
[14:20] Akutsu
    More like...
[14:22] Akutsu
    It's really good.
[14:23] Lily
    I'm confident in my pasta.
[14:26] Lily
    That's just an appetizer, by the way.
[14:28] Lily
    Here's the main dish.
[14:33] Lily
    Time to eat.
[14:34] Akutsu
    Amane, can I ask you something?
[14:37] Lily
    What?
[14:39] Akutsu
    Do you like pasta?
[14:42] Lily
    Isn't it obvious?
[14:44] Lily
    I basically eat pasta twice a day,
[14:46] Lily
    about four days a week.
[14:48] Akutsu
    What are you, a dude living on his own?
[14:50] Akutsu
    You should think about balance more.
[14:53] Lily
    What do you usually eat, then?
[14:57] Akutsu
    Let's see...
[14:59] Akutsu
    Bell peppers.
[15:01] Akutsu
    Bell peppers are great.
[15:03] Akutsu
    They're nice in tempura, and stuffed
    with meat, they're absolutely the best.
[15:07] Akutsu
    Or you could chop one up
     real thin for chinjao rosu...
[15:10] Lily
    B-Bell peppers?!
[15:12] Akutsu
    What?
[15:14] Lily
    That's not even a dish!
    Your first thought was an ingredient?!
[15:17] Akutsu
    Don't make fun of bell peppers!
[15:21] Akutsu
    They can be a main dish or a side!
[15:22] Akutsu
    They're the ultimate soldier!
[15:24] Lily
    I guess they could be a side, but a main dish?!
[15:26] Lily
    What, are you going to eat one whole?
[15:30] Akutsu
    Damn it, enough laughing!
[15:33] Akutsu
    It wasn't that funny!
[15:37] Akutsu
    Wait, is this just your sense of humor?!
[15:40] Akutsu
    H-Hey, are you okay?!
[15:44] Cat
    Hey...
[15:48] Dog
    Yeah...
[15:56] Cat
    There's nothing we can do
    under these circumstances.
[15:59] Dog
    Yeah. I agree.
[16:02] Lily
    Here.
[16:03] Akutsu
    What's this?
[16:05] Lily
    A little something for after dinner.
[16:06] Lily
    Although we haven't done dessert yet.
[16:10] Akutsu
    I haven't watched this yet!
[16:12] Akutsu
    Let's watch this!
[16:13] Lily
    No! I already watched it!
[16:15] Akutsu
    You can watch it again.
[16:17] Akutsu
    It's an action movie.
[16:18] Lily
    No means no!
[16:20] Lily
    There's too many bugs!
[16:23] Akutsu
    Ah.
[16:25] Akutsu
    You hate bugs, huh?
[16:27] Lily
    I-I can deal with one, but not a bunch.
[16:31] Akutsu
    Okay, let's—
[16:32] Lily
    H-Hey!
[16:34] Cat
    Here.
[16:35] Dog
    Thanks.
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Cat
[16:38] Cat
    Do you prefer caramel or salt?
[16:41] Lily
    Give it back!
[16:41] Dog
    Caramel.
[16:43] Akutsu
    Come on, just do your best to watch!
[16:45] Lily
    I said I can't!
[16:46] Akutsu
    You must have 
    to deal with bugs if you live alone!
[16:49] Akutsu
    The movie will help you get over it!
[16:50] Lily
    They don't come this high up!
[16:54] Dog; Cat
    Why don't you two, like,
    just figure it out yourselves?
[17:06] Akutsu
    I didn't think she'd rent
    a romance movie, though.
[17:10] Akutsu
    I guess she's still a girl,
    even if she's an angel.
[17:18] Akutsu
    Maybe it's because it's dark,
    but she's even more...
[17:21] Akutsu
    This mood's dangerous.
[17:23] Akutsu
    Wait...
[17:24] Akutsu
    Romance movie means...
[17:27] Akutsu
    Here we go!
[17:29] Akutsu
    But it's light enough that...
[17:32] Akutsu
    It's light enough that...
[17:34] Akutsu
    Light enough that...
[17:36] Akutsu
    Get it over with, already! Stop it!
[17:38] Akutsu
    Okay, okay, good.
[17:40] Akutsu
    You can...
[17:42] Akutsu
    Don't do it!
[17:46] Akutsu
    They did the thing!
[17:47] Akutsu
    How could you do that in front of
    a teenage boy and girl?!
[17:51] Akutsu
    The awkwardness could do
    two laps around the planet.
SIGN    Please stand by
[17:53] Akutsu
    Jeez, why would she rent something like this?
[18:07] Akutsu
    Wh-What was that?
[18:08] Akutsu
    That was, er, weirdly hot.
[18:12] Akutsu
    Nah, no way.
[18:14] Akutsu
    This is Amane we're talking about. I mean...
[18:22] Akutsu
    What?!
[18:23] Lily
    Wh-What to you, too!
[18:25] Lily
    I-I was just looking at the clock.
[18:29] Akutsu
    S-Sure.
[18:31] Akutsu
    I was just tilting my head, too.
[18:35] Lily
    I see.
[18:36] Akutsu
    Yeah.
[18:42] Lily
    I-I'm going to get drinks.
[19:03] Akutsu
    S-Sorry.
[19:05] Akutsu
    Are you all right?
[19:24] Akutsu
    This is bad.
[19:26] Akutsu
    My body won't listen to me.
[19:29] Akutsu
    My brain isn't working.
[19:31] Akutsu
    My mouth is dry.
[19:37] Lily
    Akutsu...
[19:39] Akutsu
    Amane, why...
[19:43] Akutsu
    Why don't you run?
[19:48] Akutsu
    Why don't you insult me like always?
[19:52] Akutsu
    Why are you...
[19:55] Akutsu
    Gazing at me?
[20:11] Akutsu
    No...
[20:13] Akutsu
    I'm getting sucked in.
[20:28] Akutsu
    M-My phone!
SIGN    Alarm
[20:30] Lily
    It's mine.
[20:32] Akutsu
    O-Oh...
[20:33] Lily
    So...
[20:35] Lily
    Would you mind getting out of the way?
[20:37] Akutsu
    Sorry!
[20:47] Lily
    Look at the time.
[20:53] Lily
    Pfss, pfsss...
[20:55] Akutsu
    Hey, I should get going.
[20:58] Lily
    Y-Yeah.
[21:00] Lily
    Get home safe.
[21:02] Akutsu
    Yeah...
[21:07] Lily
    Yes.
[21:08] Lily
    That ends my scheduled report.
[21:16] Lily
    What was I doing?
[21:24] Lily
    I'm still ruffled.
[21:32] Lily
    Something's wrong.
[21:34] Lily
    It's not like how it was before.
[21:37] Lily
    Every time I think about it, my chest aches.
[21:43] Akutsu
    What the hell was I doing?
[21:46] Akutsu
    She's an angel.
[21:49] Akutsu
    Amane was cute, though.
[21:56] Akutsu
    I'm still not calming down.
[21:58] Akutsu
    Wait...
[22:00] Akutsu
    This isn't...
[22:01] Lily
    Don't tell me...
[22:04] Lily
    I've fallen for him?!
[22:04] Akutsu
    I've fallen for her?!